1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,000 *Evil music plays* 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Though I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle little star... 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:50,980 The End 4 00:00:50,980 --> 00:01:20,960 The End 5 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:50,940 The End 6 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:52,940 *Squeak* 7 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:18,740 Irrelevant irrelevant you hammered your terror 8 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,740 *Squeak* 9 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,740 Good afternoon 10 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,740 *Squeak* 11 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,740 *Squeak* 12 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:30,740 *Squeak* 13 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:33,740 Good afternoon Frank McCord 14 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,740 Good afternoon 15 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,740 *Squeak* 16 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,740 *Squeak* 17 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:45,740 No messing straight into this speedrun Godzilla Godzilla run 18 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:48,740 We've got we're doing the monkey special today 19 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:49,740 *Squeak* 20 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:50,740 *Squeak* 21 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:51,740 *Squeak* 22 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:52,740 *Squeak* 23 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,740 We've flash dance 24 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:57,740 We've sawton 25 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,740 We've got Ishimura 26 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,740 The Ishimura tram system 27 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,740 It's all happening 28 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:05,740 *Squeak* 29 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:06,740 *Squeak* 30 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,740 You've got two problems and we're working on borrowed time here 31 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:09,740 *Squeak* 32 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:10,740 *Squeak* 33 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:16,180 fuel in the engines second centrifuge is offline which means there's a couple of trillion tons of 34 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:21,060 rock pulling us down i need you to get that centrifuge operational refuel the main engine 35 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:38,420 and fire it up so i can stabilize the ship's orbit away sorry i had to take a breather i took a 36 00:03:38,420 --> 00:04:07,780 breather there because that was some emphatic news no fuel oh it was open the whole time i see i see yeah 37 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:14,020 there was there was a there was no lock on the box i was trying to stamp that box but it was it was 38 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:28,020 open the whole time charles there's no re there's no reason to stamp that leg dead boys over here now 39 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:33,540 personal log and dead space chief engineer jacob temple it's been two days since they pulled that 40 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:40,820 planet open since my captain died the panic the riots they were nothing compared with what came after 41 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:48,100 our friends our co-workers started coming back changed coming back to kill us drag us away 42 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:55,220 rocker disappeared this morning and i have to assume he's dead rocker my crew they're starting to crack 43 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:59,700 jesus christ i'm trying to keep an eye on them but right now i have bigger problems you have a big 44 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:04,420 problem fuel and the primary engine is laboring you're dead danvers and i are going to try to reach the 45 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:07,460 fuel depot to see if we can fix it temple out 46 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:19,060 your man's dead that was his last voice recording your man left a voice recording for me before he got 47 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:30,340 fucking bamboozled by the dead space boys out in space quadrant nine oh and now we've besmirched the corpse 48 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:35,300 and now we can pick that corpse up for further besmirchment 49 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:47,300 now this is not something you should be doing in reality okay you see a dead corpse like that on a 50 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:53,380 space station believe it be cover it up with the dignity that it deserves don't be swinging it around 51 00:05:53,940 --> 00:06:01,220 making its legs go like that because that is not dignified and that nobody wants that done okay 52 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:28,180 everyone has the right to a decent ending and everyone has the right to have dignity okay even in death even when we've left the realm this is not on this is not on i would actually go as far as to say it's illegal this is illegal okay so number one rule one rule number lesson one 53 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:39,700 don't do this to dead body it's not right okay okay there you go 54 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:46,260 number two number two you find a beer can on the floor in space 55 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:53,140 leave it it's it's open sure you don't know who's had their mouth on that 56 00:06:55,380 --> 00:07:01,460 or what kind of stuff they've been doing you need to leave that alone or 57 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:14,740 do a bit of this bring it over to this book here you're right man do you need a drink you look a bit parched 58 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:20,260 i've got a can of coke zero for you here man 59 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,980 reckon you need a drink man here you go 60 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:34,020 that didn't work out as good as i intended but i mean that's number two number two you never do that 61 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:41,860 either in space to anyone who's dead remember they have the right to dignity the same way you do as well 62 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:51,700 and then we look inside the place for the the pulse right for brown's locker rooms and a save game again 63 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,540 even though we've only just started the game 64 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:59,860 it wasn't a sand pell that i threw at your men 65 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:09,860 archetypal mud bricks what can i say about you that hasn't already been said numerous times before 66 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:19,700 by a lot of other people you are the mud brick that moves that rocks the world around and uh we all 67 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:26,100 very thankful for your presence and your gratefulness and your amazement and we want to say thanks very 68 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:32,340 much to you and give thanks and praise it is right to give you thanks and praise it is right thank you 69 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:38,500 did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast 70 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:56,420 thank you very much archetypal mud bricks and control alt defeat for that kind kind kind situation 71 00:08:57,140 --> 00:09:05,620 also uh put that in your pocket says archetypal and say no more about it except maybe an old shout out 72 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:17,300 for rebecca if you're so inclined yes well i gotta tell you something rebecca you you are an amazing 73 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:24,340 exponent of humanity rebecca and we're all rooting for you and we've heard that you've got a brand new gate 74 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:31,140 diagnostic matrix system best luck i hope you can control that i hope you can hold it down 75 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:33,780 good luck 76 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:44,820 space jam featuring michael flackley they were gonna get michael jordan to do the reboot but they said 77 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:49,540 no fuck it he's had too much bad press oh no that was the other lad r kelly 78 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:57,380 they're gonna get michael jordan michael jordan's back into it r kelly not so much michael flatly very 79 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:08,180 much so okay he's wrote a concept album called space jam 2 lord of the jam and he actually uh has devised 80 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:17,700 a massive amount of jigs and reels to go with the music of r kelly which has been brought back for the space jam 81 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:25,380 reboot it's gonna be a real lovely jammy reboot um but we can't actually have r kelly in it because 82 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:29,700 yeah the deviant look this deviant here 83 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:40,100 see him he was all song and no dance he came out flying but he went down crying 84 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:49,620 and now he's dying and we can hear another lad somewhere in the next in the next shoe zone 85 00:10:51,620 --> 00:11:01,940 come out paul byron are you in there come out paul paul quality value and fashion paul where are you 86 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:13,780 neighbors did you hear it sound like someone went neighbors crazy pulling his own teeth out and your son for god's sake 87 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:28,340 oh god is he dead relax space pastries but he hit that door pretty hard space pastries by dormant thank you very much i don't get it 88 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:34,900 michael jordan michael jordan's coming to see you later on he's got issues with you 89 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:42,740 he also wants to know if you're gonna team up with him on the space jam 2 reboot space jam reboot 90 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:49,620 which is gonna be out soon enough michael flatly full score he's done the score 91 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:57,380 not only has he done the score he's gonna be he's devised a multitude of jigs and reels which are 92 00:11:57,380 --> 00:12:05,060 going to be performed by the cast of uh looney tunes so you've got all the acme friends that you know and love 93 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:16,260 wily coyote uh roger rabbit buds bunny bugs bunny whatever his name is uh all those players all those cats 94 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:18,500 elmer fudd 95 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:26,020 uh daffy duck workbench 96 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,860 yosemite sam 97 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:38,020 r kelly is in the car wants to know if you'll stall it to mackie d's 98 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:50,020 roger rabbit is disney okay porky pig good man kev and uh the rest the rest of the boys there you know 99 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,100 you know the rest of those those cartoons 100 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:04,260 update cutter from kevin murphy there we got an update cutter 101 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:24,820 let's stick a bit of damage into the no maybe the capacity no 102 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:26,820 capacity 103 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:40,100 keep an eye out friday i'll be romancing dahia mora about comic books 104 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:49,140 darth anubis will ya will you really on uh the afternoon show on on rt is it should we tune in on stream to see this 105 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:55,860 we'll we might make we might restream them and see you but the the only problem there is that uh 106 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:03,780 they'll probably uh ban the channel they'll ban my channel for rebroadcasting something that that's 107 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:10,740 a license fee paid thing you know i mean in fairness they should be slapping me on the 108 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:18,900 fucking back for giving them a boost in ratings but there's not much i can that's not gonna that's not 109 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,420 gonna work for them they won't do that 110 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:28,980 dormant dump valve research thanks very much dormant dump 111 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:39,300 speed and reload i think we'll go with reload do we already have that no adjacent no 112 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:53,780 greg thank you for the greg you old snake in the greg how are you francis how's the form not too bad greg 113 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:59,060 not too bad at all greg thank you for asking i hope the forum is good with you as well 114 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,660 i will leave that there now i'm not going to spend all day at a workbench 115 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:19,620 hello to everybody who's watching there uh david berlin jay nige sean steve don kev greg kev 116 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:27,380 all the best going with shortened names there today just to make it a little bit more easier on the read 117 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:38,820 i might go with the full syllables later on we've yet to see deck log hello fab fab 118 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:47,380 uh don't know what's going on around here someone said the ship's being attacked who the hell would 119 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:55,940 attack us out here first the captain dies now we get attacked car mac says someone on bridge staff 120 00:15:55,940 --> 00:16:03,780 killed him can't believe that goddamn chaos now can't get through to the bridge can't get through to 121 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:09,140 anyone everyone's running away get the hell out of here should probably join them 122 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:16,980 evacuate this area immediately now that's something we should take notice of here when you come across 123 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:25,300 a note like that you don't want to hang around very long because look at this limb from limb rush limba 124 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:33,300 someone got rushed and then his limbs got timbered by fucking pitbull and the boys 125 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:41,780 hopefully if we complete the speed run tonight at a fast and electric pace we'll be able to get the pitbull dlc 126 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:49,060 where you download the pitbull costume skin for your character and he's got a special move where he just 127 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:57,620 sings and dances crap pop songs and then people watching just kind of eventually get a little bit more to move on 128 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,700 you don't kill anyone they just move on 129 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,420 and then we grab another thing 130 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:20,260 crystal kristen verrell welcome to the stream but i'm a bit dismayed by your comment kristen which just says 131 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:31,860 fat head on now that's not right kristen that's not right at all to mock someone's cranial uh circumference 132 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:36,820 like that is just it it is not on 133 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:50,900 and uh you know we don't stand for that we won't stamp we won't stomp for that around here crystal or kristen 134 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:54,180 your name sounds like crystal man 135 00:17:59,300 --> 00:17:59,700 anyway 136 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:06,820 i'm not gonna fall down your track i'm not gonna fall down your track i'm not gonna rise above that crystal 137 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,180 i'm not gonna go down and i'm not gonna sink to your level and start 138 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:24,260 mocking the uh the first bit of uh stuff i have on you and the first bit of stuff i have on you is that your name sounds like crystal man 139 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:36,500 you can't help it it's okay someone said huge brain that's why 140 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,700 justifying the fucking big head comment huh 141 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,860 jimmy crystal 142 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:59,540 all right where the fuck am i going up here number two number two 143 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:13,220 that's what happens man that's what happens 144 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:17,220 that's what happens 145 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,020 malfunction kinesis 146 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,580 kinesis required 147 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,660 the status is the same as kinesis 148 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,060 are we uh are we pissing in the wind here with this 149 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:54,660 oh look 150 00:19:54,660 --> 00:20:03,540 look at this another dead body 151 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:10,260 yet again another situation where we have to prove to the world that we've got more about us 152 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:17,540 than the other savages out there you come across you find a poor soul whose last life like this 153 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:26,180 the one thing you don't want to do is swing them around the air like that because that's there's no dignity in it or do it loopity loos either 154 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,100 if i catch anyone doing loopity loos with the dead corpse like this 155 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:38,020 fucking hell to pay any of this crack it's not right this was someone's fucking brother 156 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:46,100 father's son okay some mother's son we got here you gotta have a little bit more respect 157 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:54,820 hopefully you can be taken care of down down there if there is a there down there 158 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,500 we don't know 159 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,180 crimes against west thank you very much crimes 160 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,820 criminal minded 161 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:17,280 to sape cura cheap and for the sip that happy 162 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:30,820 Thank you very much Maria McChrystal. Thank you very much for that and all the best and all the best 163 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:46,800 Nice bit of stuff coming up here put these boys into the chat 164 00:21:46,800 --> 00:22:15,980 Take his legs off. Take his fucking legs off and his head. Fuck the hell. See the way the bodies come apart? It's pretty gruesome alright. It's not something you'd want to see before bedtime. Which is why we're doing it a little bit earlier now because look at that leg there. It kind of looks almost sensual in a way. 165 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:45,620 It looks like a stiletto foot. Like the foot has become a stiletto shoe. I think the leg was purchased from either Paul Byron or Shoe Zone. We've yet to get any confirmation on that at all. But we did earn 1900 credits from our toil. These guys, it was a gruesome sticky end. I'm not going to lie, it was a bad ending for them. 166 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:57,120 Nothing much we can do about that. We can pray. We will pray though. Maybe we'll pray. We might pray for the mid-drop if we remember we will. 167 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:25,200 Two techs. Thank you very much, two techs. That's very kind of you. And a great situation has been bestowed upon the stream. Two techs there. I want everyone to recognize two techs. What brand of ciggies do you smoke? Also, do you want to join the Kelto sphere? I'm not sure yet. I'm kind of just on my own sphere at the moment. 168 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:41,760 Thanks for the tip. As for the ciggies, haven't smoked in a while. Back when I used to think smoking was cool, I would have smoked. And that was before my brain had developed to the point where my head was as big as it is. 169 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:56,620 That I realized that smoking was cool. Inhaling anything into your lungs, whether it be vague or smoke, it's not right. I don't know how they managed to... 170 00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:08,620 I think we're coming out of a period of ignorance where the doctors used to say, this is my favorite brand. Doctors smoke this. And, uh... 171 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:16,620 Although you can't tell anyone what to do. I don't believe in telling anyone what to do with this. You can put wherever you want. You can, uh... 172 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:29,620 Dispatch your mind advice on people if they want to hear it. And mine would be, don't bother starting mine, because you'll end up getting fucking hooked and then you'll be goosed. 173 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:39,520 but the taste of tobacco is very nice I can see why you'd want to do it like you know but I mean 174 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:49,960 it's a zero-sum game okay you're not gonna come away with anything it's net the net negative that 175 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:57,360 you will be left with after all the smoke will be it won't really make up for all the fun times 176 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:04,020 you had while you were smoke but maybe it's like one of those forbidden pleasures maybe have enough 177 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:11,480 maybe have it every every Christmas or so or fucking occasion but the worst as well as the 178 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:20,200 smoking area and the culture of the smoking area and fags really are they just like a fucking thing 179 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:25,860 just keep the anxiety of bay while you're interacting with other humans I see a lot of that I don't think 180 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:32,520 people are actually really that arse about the fags themselves but the the act is a kinda you've got a prop 181 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:39,180 yeah the nicotine's all right for a bit yeah whatever it's actually it's shite I don't know why you pay tenor 182 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:48,180 for fags and then like then you don't really get much of a buzz and yeah then that's you've got that people 183 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:55,200 that people doing this yeah like making points do you ever when you're on it when 184 00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:03,900 you're smoking a fag or someone's making a point you can go like this yeah yeah 185 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:12,000 yeah yeah I think it's all just a prop for acting then you get the bulls out of 186 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,620 it that way as well as people are paying money to have this prop that not the 187 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,340 damage is their health but does give them an extra weight of confidence and or 188 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:27,420 chic about them you might say that's bollocks and you probably do probably 189 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:32,280 people though that are really are fucked they're really addicted you know there's 190 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:39,620 no prop about it like you know it's pure 40 a day I need that and I'm gonna get 191 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:47,060 that but um flip side of that coin is probably that they think that it does 192 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:53,180 taste good you get some nice cigars or maybe like rolling tobacco golden Virginia 193 00:26:53,180 --> 00:27:00,300 or something like that it's got a nice taste but but that's the answer to your 194 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:05,660 question to Tex and back in the day would have been Jamie what we would have been on 195 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:11,960 the Jamie O'Hare is like this where'd you get the old hair from then it's really it's 196 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:19,380 really Jamie thank you very much and back in the day would have been something really 197 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:33,460 hardcore like Benson and hedges we would have been on the anaconda the anaconda Jeezy's and anaconda Jeezy would have been rolling sleepers with 20 majors 198 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:41,000 and thick red Rizzlers even though you could have got like the long thin ones you 199 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:47,700 opted for the short stubby red Rizzler thick probably has chlorine in it and 200 00:27:47,700 --> 00:28:01,760 Evangeline was there thank you very much Evangeline why am I saving the game again and an anaconda Jeezy thank you very much for your kind hearted generous situations the bestowments of which was greatly appreciated and received on stream 201 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:26,940 received on stream pull down this how are you getting on T 22 BC man how are you 202 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:41,900 T 22 BC man I hope you're well I hope you're getting on this midweek midweek day 203 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:59,380 what did that do that thing that I did 204 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:23,380 there's another baby baby kick to kick the head of it stamp house it don't like these little guys at all 205 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:37,360 like the good look at this look at it baby gone wrong it's a strange situation Ricky thank you so much 206 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:48,580 Ricky ever since you came into my world Ricky things have been going from this to this I'm really grateful 207 00:29:48,580 --> 00:30:03,160 for that as well because it's improved life by 10 and you are an absolute legend filter thank you very 208 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:09,340 much filter I hope you're well that's a great situation oh yeah you'd want to be sticking 209 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:21,720 me you're rolling up if you're rolling up and you're not using a filter you might as well be going driving your car off a cliff 210 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:42,700 and it's not that much it's not that bad but it is bad how do we switch to the pulse rifle I've got a sweet little pulse rifle in the backpack problem is I can't remember how to switch the weapon 211 00:30:42,700 --> 00:31:06,420 Wow, come out. Paul Byron, come out. Shoes on. Jesus. 212 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:27,700 Fucking hell, man. I don't like the way he's staring at me. Look at that, man. I've got three lasers. Two for those eyes. One for the fucking mind's eye. And another one for the top of the cawn. Maybe we could go... Oh, alternate fire. 213 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:46,580 Alternate fire. Killian Padden, how the hell are you? I can't believe it. Is it true? Has the Padden returned? He has. 214 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:59,460 Pillian Padden, if it isn't the old devil himself. Thank you very much, Killian. What are the plans for Christmas? 215 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:08,520 Do you think I'm thinking about fucking Christmas at the moment, Killian? Sure, we won't. We haven't even got through Halloween, man. Do you know what I mean? 216 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:12,260 I'm on a spaceship at the moment, Killian. Trying to get through things. 217 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,640 But thanks very much for that. 218 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:21,860 Probably, I don't know, a bit of Christmas cracking. 219 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:26,000 Maybe a bit of turkey vibing. 220 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:35,580 I was thinking about robbing a Christmas tree this year, to be honest, because I see them growing out in the wilds. 221 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:51,100 And I was thinking, what's to stop me, in the dead of night, taking the Almira for a clandestine Christmas tree spin out to the depths? 222 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,440 With a little hacksaw Jim Duggan as well. 223 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:57,560 Take the Jim Duggan to the root of the tree. 224 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,080 And then it's Christmas all day, baby. 225 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,620 Christmas every day. 226 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:08,420 For the period of time in which the tree is alive, anyways. 227 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:17,500 The problem, of course, with the live tree is that you will end up having to hoover and sweep up bristles and pine needles. 228 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,640 Repeat, pine needle sweep up operation imminent. 229 00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:31,520 If you intend on purchasing a live action tree this Christmas, remember that that tree is just for Christmas. 230 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,060 It isn't for life. 231 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,720 I made the mistake of buying one for life. 232 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,420 And it turned brown by about February or March. 233 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,600 And then we had to just get rid of the fucking thing around Easter. 234 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,780 Too lazy to get rid of the tree. 235 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,340 Tree still up at Easter. 236 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,460 Tree turned brown. 237 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:52,900 Brown needles everywhere on the ground. 238 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,360 Not a good look. 239 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,180 Doesn't look good. 240 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,620 So don't do it. 241 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,100 That's my advice to you. 242 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:05,800 Mama Duck. 243 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,220 Thank you very much, Mama Duck. 244 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,900 Very, very kind of you. 245 00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:10,720 I hope you're well. 246 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,480 Farrakat19. 247 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,600 Farrakat19. 248 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:17,200 Is this really live? 249 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,080 It seems pre-recorded. 250 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,380 Well, to answer your question, Farrakat19. 251 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,300 It is pre-recorded. 252 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,200 But don't let that dismay you. 253 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,320 Just pretend it's live, man. 254 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,800 Get an artificial tree made in China, man. 255 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,320 Please. 256 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:43,280 Please watch. 257 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,960 Thank you very much, PottyBob. 258 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:45,820 And Mama Duck. 259 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:46,520 And Killian Penn. 260 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,480 Please watch Kenny versus Seinfeld on stream. 261 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:51,200 For Let's Do It. 262 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,420 This is a rebroadcast as well. 263 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:06,180 Pat Kenny versus Jeremy Seinfeld. 264 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,440 Brilliant. 265 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,820 They got Seinfeld for the toy show. 266 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,780 I can remember this now. 267 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,180 And this is going to be good. 268 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:22,860 And I haven't seen this in a god awful long time. 269 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,660 But it's going to be good. 270 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:30,980 You know the crack. 271 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:32,360 The toy show. 272 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,440 Gay could do it. 273 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,440 Pat was very, very rigid. 274 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,720 We'll watch the Lara Croft one after this as well. 275 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,380 But it's a real. 276 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,800 It's a master class of rigidity. 277 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500 Now look at this. 278 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:52,300 Bumblebee. 279 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,760 The B movie. 280 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,740 Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld. 281 00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,000 Came out around Christmas time 2007. 282 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:04,460 They thought, let's get Jerry on to the toy show. 283 00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:07,800 He can say a few pre-scripted lines with Pat. 284 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:10,120 It will be hilarious. 285 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,340 This is going to be brilliant. 286 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,140 This is going to be. 287 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,060 This is the surreality we need at this time of day. 288 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,000 Just to get us through. 289 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,300 Or this time of the week as well. 290 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,840 Are you ready? 291 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,700 Not my cup of tea. 292 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,400 Is he not? 293 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:36,860 Well as it happens. 294 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:37,540 He's here. 295 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,380 I'm already loving it. 296 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,520 I heard Jerry just say. 297 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,920 Not my cup of tea. 298 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,960 And then Pat was. 299 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:46,800 Is he not? 300 00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:48,460 Not my cup of tea. 301 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,200 Is he not? 302 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,820 Not my cup of tea. 303 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:51,580 Is he not? 304 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:52,920 Is he not? 305 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,760 Not my cup of tea. 306 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:55,520 Is he not? 307 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:56,580 Well as a. 308 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,700 Like even look at the B there. 309 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,300 And look at how animated the B is. 310 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,660 Just saying not my cup of tea. 311 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:01,940 Right? 312 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,840 And then look at Pat. 313 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,620 Pat's leaning. 314 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:07,720 On. 315 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,200 A fucking TV stand. 316 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:12,820 Right. 317 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,160 Let's. 318 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:13,620 Let's just. 319 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,740 This is a toy show. 320 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,520 You need energy. 321 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:16,880 Not my cup of tea. 322 00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:17,580 Is he not? 323 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,040 Well as it happens. 324 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:19,720 He's here. 325 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,040 Will you welcome Jerry Seinfeld. 326 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:22,580 Seinfeld. 327 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:22,660 Seinfeld. 328 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:30,880 2007. 329 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:32,780 Seinfeld would have been. 330 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,420 Would have ended. 331 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,520 99. 332 00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:38,340 Or 2000. 333 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:38,740 Right. 334 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,800 The biggest. 335 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,740 Sitcom ever made. 336 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,260 And the name of the sitcom. 337 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,360 Is his name. 338 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,700 Seinfeld. 339 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,160 Biggest sitcom ever made. 340 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:53,660 Successful. 341 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,100 Larry David. 342 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,200 Jerry Seinfeld. 343 00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:57,540 Jerry Seinfeld. 344 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,140 The sitcom. 345 00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,400 Is Seinfeld. 346 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,660 10 years. 347 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,340 Not my cup of tea. 348 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,060 Is he not? 349 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,520 Well as it happens. 350 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:06,200 He's here. 351 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,520 Will you welcome Jerry Seinfeld. 352 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,520 Jerry Seinfeld. 353 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:08,620 Ha ha ha. 354 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,180 Great to see you. 355 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:19,040 Great movie. 356 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:19,940 Great movie. 357 00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:20,360 Thank you. 358 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:20,440 Thank you. 359 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:20,940 Thank you. 360 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,440 Thank you. 361 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,940 Thank you. 362 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:22,000 Thank you. 363 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,460 Thank you. 364 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:22,960 Thank you. 365 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,540 Thank you. 366 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,600 I reckon they like you Jerry. 367 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:29,660 Look at the eyes. 368 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:31,320 The eyes say it all. 369 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,880 I think they like you Jerry. 370 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,680 Jerry. 371 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,480 We have someone in. 372 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,700 Someone in the audience there. 373 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:44,420 Yeah. 374 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:45,260 Jerry. 375 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,060 Jerry Seinfeld. 376 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:47,980 Jerry Seinfeld. 377 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:48,140 Jerry Seinfeld. 378 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:53,280 Now you're involved in an ongoing legal battle Jerry. 379 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,880 Jerry Seinfeld there in the audience. 380 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,780 I am not Jerry Seinfeld Pat. 381 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,400 And what's more I'm not even Jerry Seinfeld Pat. 382 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,080 You're a liar. 383 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,120 I'm Jerry Hannan. 384 00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:06,740 Uh. 385 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,320 That's not Jerry Seinfeld. 386 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,420 His name isn't even Seinfeld Pat. 387 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,160 His name is Seinfeld. 388 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:20,980 Seinfeld. 389 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,400 You have something to say there Seinfeld. 390 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,200 Great to see you. 391 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:29,660 How are you doing? 392 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,080 Great movie. 393 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:30,940 Great movie. 394 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,360 Thank you. 395 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,600 I reckon they like you Jerry. 396 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:35,900 Yeah. 397 00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:36,380 Nice. 398 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,880 Now tell me this. 399 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:38,240 Um. 400 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,540 The idea for B movie. 401 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,080 I mean it's. 402 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,780 Look at the way Pat says. 403 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,340 I reckon they like you Jerry. 404 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,060 There's like. 405 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,840 A look in Pat's face like. 406 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,120 Like it's scary. 407 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:51,720 Like he could. 408 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,440 Terrific movie. 409 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,160 I saw it during the week. 410 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:54,360 Like be a psycho or something. 411 00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:55,080 They like you Jerry. 412 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:56,540 Watch. 413 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,080 Watch. 414 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,720 I reckon they like you Jerry. 415 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,120 Nice. 416 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,620 I reckon they like you Jerry. 417 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,280 Nice. 418 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,880 Now tell me this. 419 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:05,220 Um. 420 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:05,700 The idea for B movie. 421 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,580 I mean it's a terrific movie. 422 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,520 I saw it during the week. 423 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:14,160 I reckon they like you Jerry. 424 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,260 I reckon they like you Jerry. 425 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,640 Now tell me Jerry about B movie. 426 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,720 B. 427 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:32,420 I mean it's a terrific movie. 428 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,240 I saw it during the week. 429 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,120 It is ace. 430 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:34,740 It's terrific. 431 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:34,940 Thanks. 432 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,160 It is ace. 433 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160 It is ace. 434 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,220 It is ace. 435 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:38,220 It is ace. 436 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:38,260 It is ace. 437 00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:41,480 I went to see B movie. 438 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,260 I went to see B movie last week. 439 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,420 It was ace. 440 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,240 It was ace. 441 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,160 Where is Pat from like? 442 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,760 Where is Pat from like? 443 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:50,760 Where is Pat from like? 444 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:50,760 Where is Pat from like? 445 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:53,360 A big movie. 446 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,180 I saw it during the week. 447 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,060 It is ace. 448 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:55,640 It's terrific. 449 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,360 Thanks very much. 450 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:56,720 Thank you. 451 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,780 It's all your own doing though. 452 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840 Well not completely. 453 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,080 I had a couple other people. 454 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,300 A couple of other people. 455 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:08,220 Well it takes about 350 people actually to make one of these movies and I was very lucky to be involved with them. 456 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,660 Okay but we've had mice. 457 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,520 We've had elephants. 458 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:10,880 Right. 459 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,320 Penguins. 460 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,380 We've had all sorts of movies. 461 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,200 So you're now. 462 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480 You've had ants even. 463 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:14,960 Yes. 464 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,220 Now it's bees. 465 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:16,120 But never a bee. 466 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,020 Never a bee. 467 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,580 And the bee is really one of the most interesting bugs. 468 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,060 I don't really like bugs but I like bees. 469 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,820 It was on fleek Jerry. 470 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,360 I went to see B movie Jerry. 471 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,300 It was on fleek. 472 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:29,900 It was ace. 473 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,760 I believe you had to create a whole bee universe. 474 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,440 We created an entire world. 475 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,520 Well we think it would look like. 476 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,600 Tell us more Jerry. 477 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:39,060 Jerry. 478 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:48,780 Tell us more about the bee universe you've created in order to make this ace movie. 479 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,320 If you went inside a beehive. 480 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,100 Yeah. 481 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:55,300 And it is quite bizarre. 482 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:56,680 It's quite bizarre. 483 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,180 Yes. 484 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,360 Now the nub of the movie. 485 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,200 Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot? 486 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,420 Why the bees kind of. 487 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,360 Well go on. 488 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:02,840 Ha ha. 489 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,020 Plot. 490 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:04,740 Why the bees. 491 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,800 Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot? 492 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,220 Why the. 493 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:13,580 Jerry. 494 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:29,340 Why the bees kind of. 495 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,180 Why the bees kind of. 496 00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:35,120 Why the bees kind of. 497 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,960 Well go on. 498 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,120 Now the nub of the movie. 499 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,960 Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot? 500 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,240 Why the bees kind of. 501 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,440 Well go on strike. 502 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,400 Well they don't really go on strike. 503 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,700 What happens is they find out that the humans. 504 00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:47,500 Have been taking their honey. 505 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,600 And they get very upset about it. 506 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,760 And they decide to sue the human race. 507 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,920 Because they don't want to do anything violent. 508 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,660 They're very sophisticated. 509 00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:54,860 Creatures. 510 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,280 So they sue the human race. 511 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,120 And they win all the honey back. 512 00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,360 So they stop working. 513 00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:01,400 And that leads to some problems. 514 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,540 We know what happens when the bees don't do what bees are supposed to do. 515 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:10,660 How has it gone down the states. 516 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,560 Fantastic. 517 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,260 It was number one. 518 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,360 Our second week out. 519 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,060 And so far around the world. 520 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:16,960 It's doing very well. 521 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,760 What do the kids think of it when they come out. 522 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,900 Not having known bees intimately before this movie. 523 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,020 Well they learn a lot about. 524 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:30,740 Jerry. 525 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:35,200 What do the kids think of the movie Jerry. 526 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,960 Having not known bees intimately before. 527 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,560 Tell me about the kids reactions Jerry. 528 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,380 To this ace movie you've made. 529 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,320 Thanks Jerry. 530 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,660 You're a spinning poker chip away. 531 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,260 From getting your face turned into goose meat. 532 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:56,060 Bees. 533 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,460 And they. 534 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,860 I'm afraid that they're going to try and talk to actual bees. 535 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,260 After they see the movie. 536 00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:03,620 Which isn't good. 537 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,780 Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying. 538 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:06,780 Who's going to do that? 539 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:07,240 Yeah. 540 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,180 They won't. 541 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,460 It's a terrific movie. 542 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,160 What next though? 543 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,820 What do you follow after bees? 544 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,260 They won't. 545 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,980 Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying. 546 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,000 Who's going to do that? 547 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:17,460 Yeah. 548 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:18,420 They won't. 549 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:19,480 It's a terrific movie. 550 00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,160 The bee cannot sting them without dying. 551 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,420 After they see the movie. 552 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,780 Which isn't good. 553 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,940 Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying. 554 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,380 That's right. 555 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:27,940 Who's going to do that? 556 00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:28,400 Yeah. 557 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:28,760 Yeah. 558 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,360 They won't. 559 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,640 It's a terrific movie. 560 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:30,680 They won't. 561 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,340 What next though? 562 00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:32,960 What do you follow after bees? 563 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,840 I'm not even done with this yet. 564 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,520 So I don't know what next. 565 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:36,800 All right. 566 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:38,220 It is an absolutely terrific movie. 567 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:38,700 By the way. 568 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,800 I know that you won preoccupation in life. 569 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,560 Besides bees. 570 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,040 And that is a particular superhero. 571 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:44,580 Isn't that so? 572 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:45,260 Yes it is. 573 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,240 There is a superhero that I prefer. 574 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,840 Where did that come from? 575 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,860 Well when I was a kid that was really the guy. 576 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:55,260 You know he was the most famous one. 577 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,120 And he was the most powerful one. 578 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,300 Who's going to do that? 579 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:01,340 All the little boys when I was a kid loved Superman. 580 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,360 And as I know you are still a kid at heart. 581 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:03,820 So. 582 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:07,040 We scoured Dublin Town for this. 583 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,160 For you. 584 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,840 It must have been so hard to find. 585 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,100 Oh look at that. 586 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,360 So this is from us. 587 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,400 Jesus. 588 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,360 Thank you very much. 589 00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:19,900 Thank you. 590 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:20,540 Gary. 591 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,820 Thank you very much. 592 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:22,040 Thank you. 593 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,180 Thank you. 594 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:22,500 Thank you. 595 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:22,860 Thank you. 596 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:22,880 Thank you. 597 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,260 Our pleasure. 598 00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,100 Thank you. 599 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,000 Did he call him? 600 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:30,680 All right. 601 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,100 Well. 602 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,820 Did he call him Seinfeld then or? 603 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,640 At the end or Seinfeld. 604 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,600 Oh look at that. 605 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,900 This is from us. 606 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:49,860 To you. 607 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:50,860 Thank you very much. 608 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,440 Thank you. 609 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:52,060 Gary. 610 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,360 Thank you very much. 611 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:53,780 Thank you. 612 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:54,160 Thank you. 613 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,000 Thank you. 614 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,780 Our pleasure. 615 00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:56,640 Thank you. 616 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,040 Gary Seinfeld. 617 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,060 He said Seinfeld again. 618 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,560 I think he said Seinfeld again. 619 00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:07,900 Knowing that the bee can't sting them. 620 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:10,180 Who's going to do that? 621 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,720 And they, they, I'm afraid that they're going to try and talk to actual bees after they see 622 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,140 the movie. 623 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,500 Which isn't good. 624 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,640 Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying. 625 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,660 Who's going to do that? 626 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,080 Yeah, they won't. 627 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:26,300 Beautiful stuff. 628 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:33,420 I think we might just have time now for the Lara Croft situation 629 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:35,560 before we move on with Dead Space. 630 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,060 Here we go. 631 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160 This is an absolute... 632 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,160 What about Lara Croft? 633 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:47,320 Look, if you haven't seen this, then get yourself comfy, okay? 634 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,720 Because the next two minutes are lovely. 635 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,080 They're amazing. 636 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,560 It's got everything. 637 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,040 It's got everything you never thought existed. 638 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:06,580 So get yourself a little glass of water maybe and let's dive into this. 639 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,340 Entomb Raider. 640 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,880 The graphics have improved lots on that. 641 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,300 Would it be almost like she was in the... 642 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,780 in the room with you? 643 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,540 It actually almost looks like a real person in parts of it. 644 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,680 Sorry, bit of context. 645 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,740 The toy show again every year. 646 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,080 They show the toys for Christmas. 647 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:31,120 And Tomb Raider 3 was coming out. 648 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:33,520 Tomb Raider 3, the adventures of Lara Croft. 649 00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,780 No, sorry, Tomb Raider 4. 650 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,980 The one where she goes back to Egypt. 651 00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:41,500 And they're playing the game Tomb Raider 4 on the console. 652 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,860 And then Pat's got a secret surprise. 653 00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:46,760 It's bigger than Seinfeld. 654 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,520 And there's lots on that. 655 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,440 Would it be almost like she was in the room with you? 656 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:50,440 Yeah. 657 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,160 It actually almost looks like a real person in parts of it. 658 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,500 It looks very good and very real. 659 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:56,500 Okay. 660 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,760 It's fairly unbelievable. 661 00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:58,600 Yeah. 662 00:47:58,740 --> 00:47:59,080 Okay. 663 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:09,620 Look at this. 664 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:09,620 Look at this. 665 00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,060 So strange. 666 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:13,380 No direction has been given. 667 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:18,220 The only direction that was given was walk out and do the poses. 668 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,900 Do you know like a comic con. 669 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:29,460 It's the equivalent of a comic con cosplayer on national TV doing poses for a minute and a half. 670 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,060 Nothing has been said. 671 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,380 The same poses repeated. 672 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,460 Audience don't know what to do. 673 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,340 Floor manager is confused. 674 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,880 Floor manager is looking at the up to the director's box. 675 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,220 Nothing's coming through here. 676 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:42,960 How long is this? 677 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,680 Miss Lara Croft. 678 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:50,020 All that can be said is Pat ad-libbing saying Miss Lara Croft. 679 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,720 Crazy stuff. 680 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,260 Miss Lara Croft. 681 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,640 Okay. 682 00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:15,860 Lara Croft and Stuart and David who cannot believe their eyes and ears. 683 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:19,360 I mean he's telling us that they can't believe their eyes and ears. 684 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,660 But clearly for the last minute and a half. 685 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:26,020 We were watching two lads who could believe their eyes and ears. 686 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:33,860 And they were as confused and maybe a bit disturbed as we the viewer were. 687 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:37,660 Where is she? 688 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:40,600 And then where does she take them? 689 00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,680 At the end of the fucking thing. 690 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,080 That. 691 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,240 She just takes them away. 692 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,040 Okay. 693 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,160 Lara Croft and Stuart and David who cannot believe their eyes and ears. 694 00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:56,900 Okay. 695 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,160 Oh look who it is. 696 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,280 Our old friend. 697 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,000 It must. 698 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,860 The people that are in power at this moment. 699 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:06,420 All right minister. 700 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:13,100 The people who are paid £600,000 a week or year for doing 11 hours jobs. 701 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:16,180 And who have the moralising, pontificating. 702 00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:19,560 Who say oh we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system. 703 00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,880 And they don't have the moral rights to stand. 704 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,060 And stand for the people of this country. 705 00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:25,280 And it's you Pat Kenny. 706 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:25,960 Very kind of me. 707 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,560 Thank you very much. 708 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,380 600,000 pound a year for doing 11 hours a week. 709 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,520 Such exaggerated pain. 710 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,260 And dignity to speak about people. 711 00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:34,480 And the social welfare. 712 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,480 And disability. 713 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,000 And a new pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system. 714 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,900 Your RTE and the elite 20 top players do not deserve the money. 715 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,640 What was he on man? 716 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,760 Fucking hell. 717 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,140 Look at the eyes on him. 718 00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:52,660 Look at the eyes here. 719 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,900 Whoa. 720 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:56,220 Right. 721 00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:10,700 Jerry Seinfeld has devised a B universe so to speak. 722 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:16,780 So Jerry you're involved in an ongoing B universe world build. 723 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:19,220 Jerry Seinfeld. 724 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:20,220 Jerry Seinfeld. 725 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,220 Jerry Seinfeld. 726 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,220 None other than Jerry Seinfeld. 727 00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:24,220 Jerry Seinfeld. 728 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,220 Hold down. 729 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,220 Rehealing sequence activated. 730 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:32,220 Sufficient fuel to fire a primary engine. 731 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,220 Whatever you did is worth it. 732 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,220 I have a few readings. 733 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:38,220 It's only a quarter full but that's enough to restore orbit once you bring the engines online. 734 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:41,220 "I wish you were to fire a primary engine." 735 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:43,220 "Whatever you did is worth..." 736 00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:49,220 "I have a few readings. It's only a quarter full, but that's enough to restore orbit once you bring the engines online." 737 00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:51,220 "What the hell?" 738 00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,220 "Bring the engines online." 739 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,220 "Force alarm. I saw something." 740 00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:57,220 "Okay, thank god." 741 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:03,220 "Thank goodness." 742 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,220 "What did that do?" 743 00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:10,220 "How are you Ryan McBride? Is this a speedrun?" 744 00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,220 "It sure is McBride." 745 00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:15,220 "You already...?" 746 00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:16,220 "Hey." 747 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,220 "Whoa." 748 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,220 "Hey, the pulse rifle's not too bad." 749 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:24,220 "I like this pulse rifle." 750 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:28,220 "I'd definitely use this a lot more." 751 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:34,220 "What did you change from the pulse rifle back to the scapula?" 752 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,220 "Okay, we got nothing in the scapula." 753 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,220 "That was nice." 754 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,220 "Is this how...?" 755 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:57,220 "Is this where KFC make their produce?" 756 00:52:57,220 --> 00:52:58,220 "I hope not." 757 00:52:58,220 --> 00:52:59,220 "Little chicka sees." 758 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:04,220 "Sort out your inventory, you're in a bad way." 759 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,220 "Sort out your inventory, you're in a bad way." 760 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:14,220 "When you say sort out the inventory, I'm in a bad way." 761 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:18,220 "Do you mean that my inventory needs organizing or am I goosed?" 762 00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:20,220 "Dandolph." 763 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:21,220 "Dandolph." 764 00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:21,220 "Line racks, what does that do?" 765 00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:22,220 "Ammo for the line gun." 766 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 767 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:24,220 "Use a med kit." 768 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 769 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:25,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 770 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:25,220 "Use a med kit." 771 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:26,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 772 00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:27,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 773 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:28,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 774 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,220 "Use a med kit." 775 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,220 "Use a med kit." 776 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,220 "Use a med kit." 777 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 778 00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 779 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:33,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 780 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 781 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 782 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:36,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 783 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 784 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 785 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 786 00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:40,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 787 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 788 00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 789 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 790 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 791 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 792 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 793 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:47,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 794 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 795 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:49,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 796 00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 797 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 798 00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:52,220 "Ammo for the pulse." 799 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:55,220 "Sell at the store." 800 00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:58,220 "Use a med kit." 801 00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:59,220 "Small med pack." 802 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,220 "That's that." 803 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:07,220 "I can fill my stasis with that." 804 00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:12,220 "Or shall I wait till I get to a stasis module to do that?" 805 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:21,220 "Line gun was never a gun I used," says Hansen. 806 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,620 Hanson. Thanks Hanson. 807 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:25,620 *Sounds of a game* 808 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:27,620 *Sounds of a game* 809 00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,620 *Sounds of a game* 810 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:31,620 *Sounds of a game* 811 00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:33,620 *Sounds of a game* 812 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,620 *Sounds of a game* 813 00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:37,620 *Sounds of a game* 814 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:39,620 *Sounds of a game* 815 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:41,620 *Sounds of a game* 816 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:43,620 *Sounds of a game* 817 00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,620 *Sounds of a game* 818 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,620 Now we're gonna have to, uh... 819 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,620 *Sounds of a game* 820 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,620 Come to terms with a couple of bad eggs. 821 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:53,620 *Sounds of a game* 822 00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:59,740 apples inside this room here Pat we're gonna have to take control are you ready 823 00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:06,860 to take control Pat you ever taken control at all Pat in your life 824 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:22,860 such exaggerated pain under what condition the license fee 825 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:50,280 oh man man good luck spook hauser they just got Jerry Seinfelded in the B movies 826 00:55:50,280 --> 00:56:02,460 now we can sell the semiconductor you were telling me to sell a gold semiconductor I 827 00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:16,600 have it do you want it 3000 credits nice someone said to sell the status pack as well is that a good 828 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:27,580 idea or is that a bad idea how do you use the schematics knowing that the mutant can't sting 829 00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:30,040 them without dying I mean who's gonna do that 830 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:46,720 sell the Superman figure we didn't get that in the game that was in the video man that was Pat Kenny giving that to Seinfeld 831 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:05,300 what's the save you can move the items from the inventory here 832 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,280 power now 833 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:24,280 no we don't want to save we want to go to a workbench craft some stuff 834 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:54,740 If there is a workbench, probably not one. I would like to have had backseat gaming or whatever you call that relying upon your info but it seems as though I can't do that. 835 00:57:54,740 --> 00:58:24,720 We do that fluidly in the game and that happened with Resident Evil as well where you can't really be waiting around because you're just staying in one area waiting for info to come through. I might as well just fail and then redo it again without relying upon information from either our Flood, Stephen Thomas, or Tommy Stevens, or any of the Stallworths. 836 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:30,720 What is this colony? 837 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,720 Colony, you think? 838 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:42,720 This is Temple. Now the centrifuge is offline. We've got four trillion tons of rock hanging off our ass and without that centrifuge to balance the ship, the gravity tellers will pull it straight down to the colony. 839 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,720 Colony, you think? 840 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,720 I'm out here now, you're fucking fixing it. 841 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,720 What? 842 00:58:48,720 --> 00:59:01,540 is that sparkling water bad for your teeth a carbonated drinks bad for your 843 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:05,480 teeth or is that just the sugar in the carbonated drinks that are bad for your 844 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:14,320 teeth look at this the decon chamber we're in the decon chamber 845 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:37,560 it's just the sugar thank god for that I heard the carbonation messes with the enamel of your teeth 846 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:44,060 that could be bullshit I would err on the side of yes that would would not be bullshit I'd say 847 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:51,320 that's true for the tooth see if you dropped a bottle of fizzy water the 848 00:59:51,320 --> 01:00:04,220 fucking enamel that would probably oh Jesus Christ this we've got we've got a live wire we've got no status 849 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:19,060 fuck the hell man the post rifle is doing his job 850 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:24,480 stamp on him sorry there if you got spooked 851 01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:38,320 spooked houses there's a fair few spooked houses inside this 852 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,320 fuck the hell 853 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:52,800 don't you you just got dodgy and the band of men 854 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:59,580 and go to the shop by you what's the dog you go store in a minute 855 01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:09,720 if you don't fucking leave me alone man I'm gonna pour scalding hot dolce gusto coffee all over your feet 856 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:16,920 decontamination sequence complete I don't have any I don't have any weapons left but I have a kettle 857 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:24,480 I have a tasimo and that can boil water man I'm gonna pour that over your shins if you don't leave me alone man 858 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:31,440 Maria McChrystal, thank you very much. 859 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,540 Thank you, Maria. 860 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:36,500 And you say Francis Higgins is a made-up name. 861 01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:38,000 It's not a made-up name. 862 01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:39,740 You named your mother. 863 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,920 Are you going to tell more lies? 864 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:59,340 Nescafé Azira is another side of the coffee story. 865 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:01,840 Nescafé Azira. 866 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,360 Nescafé. 867 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,960 Nescafé Azira was a made-up name. 868 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:16,760 Right. 869 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:17,800 Right. 870 01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,300 Right. 871 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:18,720 Right. 872 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,100 Right. 873 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:19,500 Right. 874 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,900 Did you know Edward Healy? 875 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:29,540 This room was used in the demo to market towards EA, Electronic Arts. 876 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:34,020 This scene alone got the green light to develop the rest of the game, says Edward. 877 01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:35,400 Fucking hell. 878 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,740 That's some fact, man. 879 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:38,800 Thanks very much for that. 880 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:45,320 It's the little things like that that really put a nice little sheen on the stream, I believe. 881 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,920 And now we're at the upgrade bench. 882 01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:55,700 What will we do with this? 883 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,500 Maybe we can upgrade the rifle. 884 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,920 Because I wasn't really feeling the rifle there. 885 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,600 It wasn't doing the best. 886 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,500 Two nodes. 887 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:06,500 Two nodes. 888 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,680 Or the rig. 889 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,880 Do we upgrade the rig? 890 01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:12,500 Or... 891 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:17,000 Anybody there now? 892 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,340 Quick with the... 893 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,240 Please, please. 894 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,240 Someone who's dead space aficionado. 895 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,340 Tell me what to do here. 896 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,680 Two nodes in the chamber. 897 01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:28,780 We can even go on the Stasis, Kinesis, Rig, Plasma, Pulse. 898 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,780 HP, never air. 899 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:52,680 I'm going Rig. 900 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:55,300 I'm going Rig. 901 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,080 Unless you've nodes to spare. 902 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:07,600 Jack. 903 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,820 Jack, I want to tell you something, Jack. 904 01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:11,760 Thank you very much. 905 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,440 Thanks, Jack. 906 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,120 There's a dump valve for you, Jack. 907 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,740 Any new vids on the way? 908 01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:23,220 Yeah, but I don't know when, man. 909 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,680 Okay, I don't know when. 910 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,420 It's just Starry Starry Night at the moment, Jack, okay? 911 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,840 Can we mute the Starry Nights guy, says Connor. 912 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:34,480 We can. 913 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,360 Sorry, Starry. 914 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:41,560 I keep on seeing Starry Starry Nights, but it's not a problem to me, but it's a problem to somebody in the chat. 915 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,920 Maybe he'll stop if I say it. 916 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:44,920 Maybe he'll stop if I say it. 917 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,520 Starry Starry Nights. 918 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,280 So there, hopefully. 919 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,240 If you don't stop, I've given you what you wanted. 920 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:56,840 If you... 921 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,000 Josh says he'll stop. 922 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:58,640 Thanks, Josh. 923 01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,560 What the fuck now? 924 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,640 What do we need here now? 925 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:04,360 Rig, is it? 926 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,280 We do the rig up. 927 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,640 Bit of HP there for the rig. 928 01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:21,500 No. 929 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:21,560 No. 930 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,560 No. 931 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,560 No. 932 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:44,560 So that's what we've done, we've done it. There's no more me looking to see whether or not I've done the right thing. From ye, because I'll be there all day. 933 01:05:44,560 --> 01:06:08,900 Stary, stary night. Do the bit of health if there's any health knocking around. You didn't see any health floating around the town, no? 934 01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:36,120 Dendalf, you don't actually get the benefit until you reach the coloured node of the circuit. As far as I know, thank you very much. Thank you very much. 935 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:41,720 Pulse rounds. 936 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,720 Pulse rounds. 937 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,720 Pulse rounds. 938 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,720 Pulse rounds. 939 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,720 Pulse rounds. 940 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,720 Pulse rounds. 941 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,720 Pulse rounds. 942 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,720 Pulse rounds. 943 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,720 Pulse rounds. 944 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:54,720 Pulse rounds. 945 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,720 Pulse rounds. 946 01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:03,840 You're wearing £900,000, Pat. £900,000 for RTE, not ABC Nightline or in the United States system. 947 01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:07,500 You get four times the pay of the United States President. 948 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:12,980 So I don't mind this woman here who was elected by the people of this country to be forgot. 949 01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:18,220 But who gave you and your cohorts such exaggerated pay under what conditions? 950 01:07:19,220 --> 01:07:24,160 So Pat, don't you take the advantage of me that I'm going to leave this building now 951 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,620 because at the moment this is my last time I'll ever stay here. 952 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:31,020 I want to complain for 20 years about your pontificating and your moralising. 953 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:35,880 About this woman who is a minister and everything she does is she'll be removed from office. 954 01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:38,740 Where will you be accountable for the £600,000? 955 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,420 Where are you going to be accountable? 956 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,040 I think you have... 957 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,700 You've had your day, Pat. You've lived your high life. 958 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:49,100 And I'm going off to sue an old woman for a field because I feel I might make a million or more 959 01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:50,320 because I need to get that money. 960 01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:53,460 You have not a moral authority to stand there moralising. 961 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,640 I know it's gone on our beer. 962 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,180 You don't want the truth to... 963 01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:58,180 Thank you very much for that contribution. 964 01:07:58,180 --> 01:07:58,640 Thank you. 965 01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,060 Thank you. 966 01:07:59,060 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 967 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 968 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 969 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 970 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 971 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 972 01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080 Thank you. 973 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,080 Thank you. 974 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,860 Thank you very much for that contribution. 975 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:02,560 All right. 976 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:09,560 to be a hypocrite and elected to be in the position. You don't have the voice of independence. 977 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:15,560 You are corrupt like all your authoring does. Thank you very much for that contribution. 978 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:28,560 You've had enough time now. Minister, thank you very much for joining us. We're unable 979 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:35,560 to continue our program without... with this. Okay, thanks very much. I think part of... 980 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:41,560 Thanks very much. I think part of... justice. Okay, thanks very much. Justice. Okay, thanks. 981 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:47,560 With this. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. 982 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:53,560 Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. I think part of... 983 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,560 Right. That's injustice. 984 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:09,560 So then we go through this little doorway. Well, well, well, isn't that nice? Another little doorway into yet another corridor. 985 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:15,560 What's gonna be around the corner? More monsters, is it? Yeah? Surprise, surprise. 986 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:20,560 Looks like someone was strong enough to burst their way through this... looks like it could be a snake. 987 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:34,560 Some kind of space snake. And I wanna ask you something now. What are these creatures, these biological creatures that are come miserable creatures of the space realm coming through the fucking space system and shuttle like that. 988 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:49,560 How do they get through metal and steel? They're made of organic biological material. There's no way... unless they had like hard hats on. And even then, you'd need like a steel hard hat. Not a plastic one. 989 01:09:49,560 --> 01:10:12,820 The place is a joke machine. Teleporters. There's no plant or machine hire out in space. 990 01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:42,120 C4 steel toe cap boots necessary for the long journey ahead. Eddie Murphy menswear. Thanks so much Eddie Murphy menswear. You are the best Eddie Murphy that ever was. Even better than the man who was in the films called Eddie Murphy. Beverly Hills cop? Beverly Hills flop compared to Eddie Murphy menswear. Thank you very much. 991 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,120 Eddie Murphy. 992 01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:49,120 Unlocked. How is that unlocked? 993 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:53,120 Exiting zero gravity. 994 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,120 Wow. Zero gravity. 995 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,120 Wow. 996 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,120 Zero gravity. 997 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,120 Now we can walk on the ceiling. 998 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,120 Wow. 999 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:15,120 Get some usage out of these boots. Finally. 1000 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,120 Finally. 1001 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:22,120 Oh. You don't want to hear that. 1002 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:35,120 Oh. You don't want to hear that. 1003 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:40,120 Where are they coming out of it? 1004 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:47,120 They've got form. They've got form. They've got form. 1005 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,120 They've got form. 1006 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,120 They've got a whip of a tail. 1007 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:08,120 Some of these guys keep crawling even when they've no head. 1008 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,120 Disgusting. 1009 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,120 It's an absolutely disgusting situation. Look at this guy's head. 1010 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,120 He might knock that head over there. 1011 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,120 And it landed against some pipe or something. 1012 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,120 smashed into a few bits. 1013 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,120 Kev Johnson 1014 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,120 is in timeout for constantly 1015 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,120 spamming, or saying 1016 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,120 it's gone to shit Francis. 1017 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,120 The problem there Kev 1018 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,120 is that 1019 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,120 I have cursory glances 1020 01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,120 at the chat. 1021 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,120 And if I see it's all gone 1022 01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,120 to shit 1023 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:06,120 then I- that's- that's 1024 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,120 fucking me up Kev. You're fucking me up 1025 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,120 in a big way man. So you're gone. 1026 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,120 For 300 seconds. 1027 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,120 And uh- and that's- 1028 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,120 that's basically like you're on- 1029 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,120 You're on probation Kev. 1030 01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,120 And I believe 1031 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,120 that you've got a good heart. I know you have a good heart Kev. 1032 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,120 But you gotta watch your step. 1033 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,120 Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here? 1034 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:50,120 Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here? 1035 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,120 Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here? 1036 01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,120 *Bang* 1037 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,120 *Bang* 1038 01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:58,120 *Bang* 1039 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,120 *Bang* 1040 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,120 *Bang* 1041 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:06,120 Free Kev. See you've already got people saying free Kev. 1042 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,120 They want you back. We all want you back Kev. 1043 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:10,120 Thank you for your glory. 1044 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,120 Thank you for your glory. 1045 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,120 Thanks very much Westside. 1046 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:14,120 *Bang* 1047 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,120 *Bang* 1048 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:20,120 Have you got any hookups for the apple based carbonated drink Sidona on your side of the sea? 1049 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:24,120 I found a black market for the stuff around London. 1050 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,120 Plan on shifting product out the back of the Mercedes Vito. 1051 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:29,120 Wished. 1052 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,120 Yeah, we can organize that. We can organize that. 1053 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,120 We can sort something out to you. 1054 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,120 We can have a care package of Sidona dropped over to you. 1055 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,120 Rapid stat. 1056 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:43,120 Two F-16s have just been scrambled from Galena. 1057 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,120 They're carrying a payload of 5,000 megatons of Sidona. 1058 01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,120 You're gonna have to watch this. 1059 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,120 Make sure you've got your coffers open. 1060 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,120 *Bang* 1061 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,120 Somebody... 1062 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,120 The tide is turning Kev. 1063 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:58,120 The tide is turning somebody's after saying Gulag Kev. 1064 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,120 So, looks like... 1065 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:10,580 it looks like you could be off to the gulag kev we might rest in peace kev someone says rest in 1066 01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:24,680 peace hope you're all right man he's 150 seconds away now what is the story with these guys they're 1067 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:25,680 not going into the yoke 1068 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:55,560 shoot your status on on the high spinning bit all right I have no status left 1069 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,740 reload the status 1070 01:15:58,740 --> 01:16:03,920 okay 1071 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:16,100 okay 1072 01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:17,100 okay 1073 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:20,280 okay 1074 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,280 okay 1075 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:25,460 okay 1076 01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:27,460 okay 1077 01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:30,640 okay 1078 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,640 okay 1079 01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,820 okay 1080 01:16:35,820 --> 01:16:37,820 okay 1081 01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:41,000 okay 1082 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000 okay 1083 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,180 okay 1084 01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:49,360 okay 1085 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,360 okay 1086 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:56,540 okay 1087 01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:58,540 okay 1088 01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,540 okay 1089 01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:03,720 okay 1090 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,720 okay 1091 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,720 okay 1092 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,720 okay 1093 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,900 okay 1094 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:12,900 okay 1095 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,900 okay 1096 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,900 okay 1097 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:16,900 okay 1098 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,900 okay 1099 01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:24,080 okay 1100 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,080 okay 1101 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,080 okay 1102 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,080 okay 1103 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,080 okay 1104 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,080 okay 1105 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,080 okay 1106 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:40,260 okay 1107 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:42,260 okay 1108 01:17:42,260 --> 01:17:43,260 okay 1109 01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:44,260 okay 1110 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,260 okay 1111 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:47,260 This is Half-Life. 1112 01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:49,260 *Ballon* 1113 01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:51,260 *Ballon* 1114 01:17:51,260 --> 01:18:21,240 So, let's go. 1115 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:44,480 The limbs. Going for the limbs but it's a tricky one because they keep crawling even if they lose a head they'll still come for you. Look at the state of that. He comes out. He needs to be full of sleep. He needs to be full of sleep. 1116 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:54,680 What the hell? Scary man. 1117 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:14,480 Guess who's back? Back again! Kev is back! Tell a friend! Kev is back! Kev is back! Kev is back! 1118 01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:25,480 How did you get out in the gulag Kev? 1119 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:34,480 Can you turn down the sound of the game? Sorry it's too loud. 1120 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:49,480 You can use Kinesis to grab the red barrels and throw them at enemies for explosive fun. 1121 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:53,480 Explosive fun! 1122 01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:00,480 A-I-G retreat. 1123 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,480 Stasks. Use. 1124 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,480 Mud up on health. Small med pack. Use. 1125 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:10,480 Another small med pack. Use. 1126 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:18,480 Stary Stary Kev! 1127 01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,480 *Sexy voice* 1128 01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:45,480 Come on, get into the machine. Look at this! What time is this? 1129 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:59,480 Time for bed. We're back. Now we can take our time with this crueller. Crueller. 1130 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,480 Nobody can come over here and cruele me. 1131 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,480 Sorry man, you gotta be cruel to be kind. 1132 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:11,480 I'm gonna stamp on you while you're floating around, man. 1133 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:20,480 Stamp your spine into a million. I'm gonna stamp you into next Tuesday weeknight. 1134 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,480 Go watch the Champions League later, man. 1135 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,480 Or you gonna be stamped out of it. 1136 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,480 Ix and Chelsea are after you. 1137 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,480 Right, let's go. Let's move, let's move. Let's move. 1138 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:39,480 Let's move. 1139 01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:51,840 Would you play Papers, Please? 1140 01:21:52,020 --> 01:21:53,980 Goblin, I've never heard of Papers, Please. 1141 01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,600 Is that a game? 1142 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,020 Is the game Papers? 1143 01:21:57,620 --> 01:21:58,920 Or is it called Papers, Please? 1144 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,520 And if so, what's it about? 1145 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,200 And what do you do in that game? 1146 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:06,480 Oxygen. 1147 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:07,480 Oxygen. 1148 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,720 No one has come back from a banning. 1149 01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,580 Is that true? 1150 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:16,680 I think that is true. 1151 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:18,100 That is true. 1152 01:22:20,780 --> 01:22:24,780 There's never, there's really, very rarely, I've ever had to ban anyone. 1153 01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:25,220 So, I mean. 1154 01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:32,820 It's, it's, there was, remember there was someone who was spamming loads of snake emojis. 1155 01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:36,380 And everyone was going, get rid of them, get rid of them. 1156 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,740 And we got rid of them. 1157 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,300 And then we brought them back. 1158 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:40,660 And he was apologetic. 1159 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:41,820 And then he was sound. 1160 01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,400 He came back stronger. 1161 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,400 Alright. 1162 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:18,400 Do we use this? Ah. 1163 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,400 We could be together. 1164 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,400 Wezzing on the moon. 1165 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,400 That sounds good actually. Papers please sounds good. 1166 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:21,400 It's a Tommy Schlug game is it? Tommy Schlug game. I think the, that flying over to land on something and then you've got your gravity boots. That's a bit ropey. It looks a bit ropey. 1167 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:33,400 And then we have a terminal here. Centrifuge. 1168 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:49,400 We should have a ship out of the country. We're having a storm. We're having a storm. We could be Kev Johnston walking on the moon. 1169 01:24:49,400 --> 01:25:05,400 That's great. That's great. That's great. Thank you. Good luck. 1170 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:21,400 We have to go to a garage and find two rear tires for an Almira. The NCT is in two months time. We need to get two new tires. The last ones are bald. And they're dangerous. 1171 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:29,400 Look at that man. How many G's would you be getting if you were on that thing? Would you be G'ing right up? 1172 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:39,400 Fuck. Looks like you get G'd out of it. 1173 01:25:47,400 --> 01:26:01,400 Centrifugal force. Have we done the right thing? We have. Great stuff. Now we have to get out of here. Fast. 1174 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:09,400 Centrifuge activated. Re-establish the land of the planetary cargo. Gravity restored. 1175 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:13,400 Planetary cargo has been restored. 1176 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:19,400 Do we just go over here now to this bit? Where we were before? 1177 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:23,400 How do I use it? 1178 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:30,400 Centrifuge and Jarvis are both 100% and stabilized. Now get out of there and focus on the engine. I don't know how much time you have left. 1179 01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:32,400 What the hell is it? 1180 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,400 Fuck. 1181 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,400 Isaac Hayes. 1182 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:42,400 It's got a nice mood to it. The game's got a real nice mood to it. 1183 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,400 Aaaaaaahhh. 1184 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,400 It's a fucking shite mood. 1185 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,400 It's a real crap mood the game has to it, isn't it? 1186 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:56,400 It was going well. The mood was going well for a while and then the mood went sour then. 1187 01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:01,160 He's completely got Kev Johnson to the next move ready. 1188 01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:10,660 Kev Johnson, in association with Shoe Zone, brings you comments from the crypt. 1189 01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:14,640 Now move. 1190 01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:18,100 Move, baby, move. You can do it. 1191 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:21,920 You're doing great, Isaac. Centrifuge and gyros are both 100% and utilized. 1192 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,260 Now get out of there and focus on the engine. 1193 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:26,340 I don't know how much time we have left. 1194 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:28,040 He's alive! 1195 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,000 How do you think of my histrionics? 1196 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,500 I think they're legit. Whoa! 1197 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:49,640 Don't say it, Kev. You'll be straight back to the fucking gulag, Kev. 1198 01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:54,420 You'll be straight back to that gulag. 1199 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:57,780 In association with Shoe Zone. 1200 01:27:57,780 --> 01:27:58,740 In association with Shoe Zone. 1201 01:27:59,380 --> 01:28:00,220 Entering vacuum. 1202 01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:05,280 Maybe I can use the Stasi on this book. 1203 01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:13,760 I tried to use the Stasi on it and nothing happened. 1204 01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:26,700 That's a joke. 1205 01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:28,540 You're joking me. 1206 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,220 Come on! 1207 01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:47,220 Come on! Come on! 1208 01:28:47,220 --> 01:28:49,220 Come on! 1209 01:28:57,220 --> 01:28:59,220 The stairs are after you. 1210 01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:03,220 Oh god, look at this. 1211 01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:17,220 Come on, Ivach. Ivach, come on! 1212 01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:21,220 Isaac. 1213 01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:25,220 Thank you for your glorious tip. 1214 01:29:25,220 --> 01:29:29,220 Auntie Mac, thank you very much, Auntie Mac. 1215 01:29:29,220 --> 01:29:37,220 You're a great, great situation. Thank you very much for bestowing your situation on this stream. 1216 01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:41,220 We love it. 1217 01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:43,220 We love it and we can't get any more of it. Thank you. 1218 01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:47,220 Exiting vacuum. 1219 01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:51,220 What's your favourite poem? 1220 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,220 What the hell? 1221 01:29:57,220 --> 01:29:58,220 No! 1222 01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:05,220 Jesus Christ! 1223 01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:24,220 Fucking hell. 1224 01:30:24,220 --> 01:30:25,220 Thank you very much, uh... 1225 01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:28,220 Aunt. 1226 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,220 Auntie Mac. 1227 01:30:31,220 --> 01:30:32,220 What's your favourite poem? 1228 01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:34,220 I can't remember poems now. 1229 01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:37,220 Probably, uh... 1230 01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,220 Probably, uh... 1231 01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:47,220 Hey Diddle Diddle Diddle. 1232 01:30:47,220 --> 01:30:48,220 Did you ever hear that one? 1233 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:49,220 Fucking Cat and the Fiddle. 1234 01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:50,220 Or that other one, uh... 1235 01:30:51,220 --> 01:30:52,220 Roses are Red. 1236 01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:53,220 That's the only poems I know, man. 1237 01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:55,220 I think Seamus Heaney did fucking Hey Diddle Diddle. 1238 01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:56,220 I think that was on the Leaving Cert. 1239 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220 I think that was on the Leaving Cert. 1240 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220 I think that was Hey Diddle Diddle. 1241 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220 The Cat's Got a Fiddle. 1242 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220 The Cat's Got a Fiddle. 1243 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:57,220 Pfff. 1244 01:30:57,220 --> 01:30:58,220 Pfff. 1245 01:30:58,220 --> 01:30:59,220 Can't remember the rest of it, man. 1246 01:30:59,220 --> 01:30:59,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1247 01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:00,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1248 01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:01,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1249 01:31:01,220 --> 01:31:02,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1250 01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:03,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1251 01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:04,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1252 01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1253 01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:05,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1254 01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:06,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1255 01:31:06,220 --> 01:31:07,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1256 01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1257 01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:09,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1258 01:31:09,220 --> 01:31:10,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1259 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:11,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1260 01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1261 01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:13,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1262 01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:14,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1263 01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:15,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1264 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1265 01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:17,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1266 01:31:17,220 --> 01:31:18,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1267 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:19,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1268 01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:20,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1269 01:31:20,220 --> 01:31:25,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1270 01:31:25,220 --> 01:31:26,220 I can't remember the rest of it, man. 1271 01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:32,220 Sheamus Heaney or something. 1272 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:48,220 The Tolland Man. 1273 01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:54,220 About the guy who was found in the bog. 1274 01:31:54,220 --> 01:31:57,220 That's a poem, I think, by Sheamus Heaney. 1275 01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,220 Probably that one. 1276 01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,220 Oh, yeah. 1277 01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:01,220 Maybe September 1913. 1278 01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:09,220 Or the other one Yeats did about the fucking Sligo. 1279 01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:14,220 The lake lapping, the water lapping or something. 1280 01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:23,220 The way he did the words in that poem to describe Sligo was good. 1281 01:32:23,220 --> 01:32:24,220 He did a good one on that one. 1282 01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:26,220 Then you've got Sylvia Plath. 1283 01:32:26,220 --> 01:32:29,220 Who was really depressed out of it, man. 1284 01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:30,220 Fucking went and baked her head. 1285 01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:31,220 Because she couldn't be fucked. 1286 01:32:31,220 --> 01:32:36,220 And you have to think, how hard must it have been to be faced with a situation where it's like, "Shall I carry on living?" or "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1287 01:32:36,220 --> 01:32:37,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1288 01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:37,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1289 01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:38,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1290 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:39,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1291 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1292 01:32:40,220 --> 01:32:41,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1293 01:32:41,220 --> 01:32:41,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1294 01:32:41,220 --> 01:32:42,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1295 01:32:42,220 --> 01:32:43,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1296 01:32:43,220 --> 01:32:44,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1297 01:32:44,220 --> 01:32:45,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1298 01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:46,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1299 01:32:46,220 --> 01:32:47,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1300 01:32:47,220 --> 01:32:48,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1301 01:32:48,220 --> 01:32:49,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1302 01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1303 01:32:50,220 --> 01:32:51,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1304 01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:52,220 "Shall I bake my head in an oven?" 1305 01:32:52,220 --> 01:32:55,220 "Was she... did she write her poems before?" 1306 01:32:55,220 --> 01:32:56,220 "Was she like a Van Gogh where she got big after?" 1307 01:32:56,220 --> 01:32:57,220 "Hammit! 1308 01:32:57,220 --> 01:32:58,220 "She died or what?" 1309 01:32:58,220 --> 01:32:59,220 "She died or what?" 1310 01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,220 "She was going out with the lad who did the Iron Man, Ted Hughes." 1311 01:33:00,220 --> 01:33:01,220 "He just disappeared." 1312 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:02,220 "Kendra? 1313 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:03,220 "Where are you?" 1314 01:33:03,220 --> 01:33:04,220 "Nice to see you're alive and well, Hammett." 1315 01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:05,220 "It's Kendra." 1316 01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:06,220 "It's Kendra." 1317 01:33:06,220 --> 01:33:07,220 "Shwady baby!" 1318 01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:08,220 "I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here." 1319 01:33:08,220 --> 01:33:09,220 "I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here." 1320 01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:10,220 "I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here." 1321 01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1322 01:33:11,220 --> 01:33:12,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1323 01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:13,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1324 01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:14,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1325 01:33:14,220 --> 01:33:15,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1326 01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1327 01:33:16,220 --> 01:33:17,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1328 01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:18,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1329 01:33:18,220 --> 01:33:19,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1330 01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:20,220 "I can hear the moving outside." 1331 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,220 "I don't hear the moving out of me." 1332 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,220 "I don't hear the other one in here." 1333 01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:23,220 "I can hear the moving out of me." 1334 01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:24,220 "I can hear the moving out of me." 1335 01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:25,220 "I hacked the route." 1336 01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:26,220 "And Auntie as well." 1337 01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:28,220 "What's your favourite scary movie?" 1338 01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:29,220 "Proppy Halloween." 1339 01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,220 "Halloween man." 1340 01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:34,220 "She was already famous." 1341 01:33:34,220 --> 01:33:35,220 "I heard someone there on the..." 1342 01:33:35,220 --> 01:33:38,220 "Someone said dementia on the fucking radio there." 1343 01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:41,220 "She was already famous before she died." 1344 01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:44,220 "Maud Gon was a made up name." 1345 01:33:44,220 --> 01:33:46,220 "Hughes was more famous at the time." 1346 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:47,220 "He did the Iron Man." 1347 01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:51,220 "There was no bacon going on." 1348 01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:56,220 "There was no bacon going on." 1349 01:33:56,220 --> 01:34:14,220 "The kids were in the house. Fucking hell." 1350 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:19,220 "No flame." 1351 01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:21,220 "No flame." 1352 01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,220 "No flame in the oven, no." 1353 01:34:22,220 --> 01:34:23,220 "Fuck." 1354 01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:24,220 "Fuck." 1355 01:34:24,220 --> 01:34:25,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1356 01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,220 "Fuck." 1357 01:34:26,220 --> 01:34:28,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1358 01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:29,220 "Fuck." 1359 01:34:29,220 --> 01:34:30,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1360 01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:31,220 "Fuck." 1361 01:34:31,220 --> 01:34:32,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1362 01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:33,220 "Fuck." 1363 01:34:33,220 --> 01:34:34,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1364 01:34:34,220 --> 01:34:35,220 "Fuck." 1365 01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1366 01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,220 "Fuck." 1367 01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:39,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1368 01:34:39,220 --> 01:34:40,220 "Fuck." 1369 01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:42,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1370 01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:43,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1371 01:34:43,220 --> 01:34:44,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1372 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:45,220 "Fucking kids are in the house as well." 1373 01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:53,980 fucking kids are in the house though the price of diesel has gone up anyways do 1374 01:34:53,980 --> 01:35:07,780 you see that in the budget last day hey forget about that stuff it seems to be 1375 01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:11,740 related to some artifact at least the fucking football still up champions 1376 01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:18,820 league Tottenham Spurs I got your location I act it's all going on man you can do it again 1377 01:35:18,820 --> 01:35:24,580 fucking football that football is gonna be always there for you don't worry about the reality of 1378 01:35:24,580 --> 01:35:31,120 things football will be there we've got fucking Champions League we've still got the end we still 1379 01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:39,540 got the qualifiers man it's still up for grabs Denmark next month man hopefully they don't do a 1380 01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:52,620 job on it like they did a job on it there two or three years ago 5-1 job oh I remember that one man that was a tough little situation 5-1 no World Cup gone World Cup dreams gone 1381 01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:54,620 I 1382 01:35:56,440 --> 01:36:05,780 Remember the day like it was yesterday. I just gone down to the shop to buy a bale of briquettes and some some kindling sticks and 1383 01:36:06,980 --> 01:36:15,040 I came back left the house. It was nil nil came back. It was two to nil or two one 1384 01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:23,160 What am I doing here? Why is it why is my? 1385 01:36:36,340 --> 01:36:40,980 Just get back in here. I don't know what I'm doing out there. Okay 1386 01:36:43,740 --> 01:36:45,740 Backseat gaming 1387 01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:58,580 Jump someone says jump stand clear zero gravity when I was waiting for the flight in Edinburgh a duffy score that flight was 5-1 1388 01:37:01,020 --> 01:37:06,120 Well, hopefully that won't happen again. Where's Ripley you can jump this isn't alien 1389 01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:13,560 Bokub the sentiment the other thing might as well jump. Can you jump? I don't think you can jump 1390 01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:22,480 Can we play stomp have the have they released a stomp video game off the back of the successful stage shows? 1391 01:37:23,020 --> 01:37:25,020 Stomp 1392 01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:37,900 Entering zero gravity how would you jump anyone know how to jump here? Maybe I can jump to that? 1393 01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,560 There we go 1394 01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:45,100 See when you said jump I didn't know you meant fucking fly 1395 01:37:48,100 --> 01:38:07,600 Which is what I'm doing there effectively. I'm alive. I bet that we go in here. I spoke to Moira Gallera. I spoke to 70 contemporaries of Frank McCourt who lived on the space station. I spoke to this fella here. He's gone. 1396 01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:30,100 Well, it looks like we're in a warm company here. We'll get on well here anyways, I'd say. We might stay an extra night. How much is it? 1397 01:38:41,500 --> 01:39:02,500 We found the room. Down there we go. One out of five on Yelp that place got. Thanks for letting us know that. 1398 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:24,120 Yelp.com. I heard there was bad juju about Yelp, man. That they were doing bad stuff. They were like gangsters. They were like, if you don't play by our rules, man, we'll fuck you up on Yelp. We're gonna make you out to be an awful bollocks, man. On Yelp. 1399 01:39:26,420 --> 01:39:31,820 I've been going around putting the word out that you're a bollocks, man. On Yelp. 1400 01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,800 Did you ever leave a bad review on TripAdvisor? 1401 01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:49,600 I did once and then I got spooked out of it that they could find out who I was so I went back and deleted it. 1402 01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:56,080 And my review was too expensive for the food that they serve. 1403 01:39:57,780 --> 01:39:59,340 And, uh, or something like that. 1404 01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:11,140 And, uh, then I fucking was like, I was awake then, two in the morning going, fucking, do they know who, do they know who I am now? 1405 01:40:11,260 --> 01:40:13,760 Do they, could they get through to my IP address or something? 1406 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,840 I'm fucking going back, man. I, I deleted that review. 1407 01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:22,620 So watch out, watch the hell out, okay? 1408 01:40:22,740 --> 01:40:26,160 Make sure you do your homework before you go doing stuff like that. 1409 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:29,240 Because it could end up, you could end up getting got. 1410 01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,160 John Gotti. 1411 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:51,820 I thought the, maybe the restaurant knows someone in TripAdvisor and who can track me down then they might come and get me. 1412 01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:56,200 Someone could know you. 1413 01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:09,760 I've left a bad review on a Google reviews for an opticians and they rang me and asked me to consider it. 1414 01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:12,320 To consider changing it. 1415 01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:20,560 Fuck that. 1416 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:21,180 Imagine that. 1417 01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,020 How would you fucking explain that? 1418 01:41:25,940 --> 01:41:27,680 You'd have to, did you say yes to that? 1419 01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:40,660 Honesty is the best policy. 1420 01:41:40,660 --> 01:41:48,300 It's not really though if you were, if you're getting phone calls asking you to change the review about your honest review that you gave. 1421 01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:03,300 I updated it but I left it a bit bad. 1422 01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,140 For fuck's sake. 1423 01:42:26,860 --> 01:42:30,860 These guys got fucking done in on Yelp and now they're out for revenge. 1424 01:42:35,860 --> 01:42:38,860 I still use stasses on this. 1425 01:42:46,860 --> 01:42:48,860 Small medipack. 1426 01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:50,860 I use my medipack. 1427 01:42:54,420 --> 01:43:02,420 Why is it not letting me use my medipacks? 1428 01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:05,420 It says inventory full. 1429 01:43:08,420 --> 01:43:10,420 Fucking hell. 1430 01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:11,420 It says inventory full. 1431 01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:15,420 But I have slots underneath there that aren't full. 1432 01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:28,420 I have a little bit of air canister. 1433 01:43:28,420 --> 01:43:29,420 It's medium air can. 1434 01:43:29,420 --> 01:43:30,420 Gold. 1435 01:43:30,420 --> 01:43:34,420 I thought we sold the gold. 1436 01:43:34,420 --> 01:43:49,420 The bad review for the opticians saga continues. 1437 01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:54,420 They told me they'd have them in Friday and by Tuesday I still hadn't heard from them. 1438 01:43:54,420 --> 01:43:58,420 So I put that they took my money and they're now unreachable. 1439 01:43:58,420 --> 01:44:01,420 Then when I got them they updated the review. 1440 01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:02,420 Ditch the small air can someone says. 1441 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420 We'll ditch it. 1442 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420 Now we'll pick up the medipack. 1443 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420 And we'll use that medipack. 1444 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,420 Pat. 1445 01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:03,420 Small med pack Pat. 1446 01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:15,780 Ditch the small air can someone says. 1447 01:44:15,780 --> 01:44:16,840 We'll ditch it. 1448 01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:21,320 Now we'll pick up the medipack. 1449 01:44:24,460 --> 01:44:26,160 And we'll use that medipack. 1450 01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:27,260 Pat. 1451 01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:31,580 Small medpack Pat. 1452 01:44:31,580 --> 01:44:35,880 Increase the life gauge Pat. 1453 01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:39,700 Now we can pick up that thing again Pat. 1454 01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:42,680 And move along swiftly Pat. 1455 01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:48,020 Seen this. 1456 01:44:49,380 --> 01:44:49,940 Jaws. 1457 01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:50,500 Quint. 1458 01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:54,280 Smile ya SOB. 1459 01:44:55,340 --> 01:44:57,360 He's got a load of babies with him as well. 1460 01:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,260 We'll get the whole shebang. 1461 01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:02,400 That did nothing. 1462 01:45:03,020 --> 01:45:04,300 That did absolutely nothing. 1463 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,600 This gun is great for the babies. 1464 01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:13,720 Daddy take these little creatures out. 1465 01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,220 No problem. 1466 01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:16,720 Mash X then. 1467 01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:18,740 Just to get rid of the bastards off the back. 1468 01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:21,820 F***ing scum man. 1469 01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:24,100 There's a lot of scum out in space isn't there? 1470 01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:25,840 I wouldn't have thought so myself. 1471 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:27,420 I thought it would have been pure enough. 1472 01:45:28,860 --> 01:45:31,460 I actually thought there was only humans out in space. 1473 01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:33,200 Turns out wrong. 1474 01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:34,480 Big time wrong. 1475 01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:37,160 There's not only humans but there's mutants. 1476 01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:39,520 And baby mutants. 1477 01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:41,540 The baby mutants now. 1478 01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:42,360 They're nippy. 1479 01:45:42,700 --> 01:45:43,620 They can clasp. 1480 01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:44,700 They can climb. 1481 01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:45,760 They can claw. 1482 01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:47,960 The owl ones. 1483 01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:49,420 They're f***ing manageable. 1484 01:45:49,620 --> 01:45:52,160 They're big and they can hit you hard. 1485 01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:54,980 But the aim of the game is not to let them get to you. 1486 01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:57,240 And then blast their limbs off. 1487 01:45:57,960 --> 01:45:59,920 And I mean that limb from limb. 1488 01:46:00,340 --> 01:46:01,320 Take pleasure in it. 1489 01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,760 Because if you don't. 1490 01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:03,660 They'll get you. 1491 01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,280 And look at this. 1492 01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:05,680 We've got. 1493 01:46:06,420 --> 01:46:07,540 A bunch of owl. 1494 01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:08,600 Owl ones. 1495 01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:11,640 And they're dragging a human comrade. 1496 01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:13,980 Who's fallen into a cell. 1497 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,880 What are they going to do with it? 1498 01:46:17,660 --> 01:46:18,760 That's scary man. 1499 01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:21,260 That's behind closed doors kind of stuff. 1500 01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:30,240 Smash this box here and pick up a gold semiconductor or something. 1501 01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:33,980 Here we go. 1502 01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:35,560 Stazz ya. 1503 01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:41,960 Stazz ya. 1504 01:46:42,420 --> 01:46:43,500 I stazzed ya. 1505 01:46:43,500 --> 01:46:44,100 I stazzed ya there man. 1506 01:46:44,980 --> 01:46:46,000 Take your limbs off. 1507 01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:46,860 And you. 1508 01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:49,220 This. 1509 01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:51,320 This f***er thinks he's in Silent Hill. 1510 01:46:53,480 --> 01:46:55,280 Silent Kill Bill man. 1511 01:46:55,280 --> 01:47:07,820 these guys these guys don't know they don't know what it means 1512 01:47:07,820 --> 01:47:13,760 hell he's a big lad he's a big guy he's a big guy he's a big guy 1513 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:18,380 he's got little babies man little babies and everything 1514 01:47:18,380 --> 01:47:38,840 gonna be dead ah a lot of lacerations that time how are you getting on anyway 1515 01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:43,220 thanks for watching the stream everyone I like your strategy of never trying to 1516 01:47:43,220 --> 01:47:47,060 help other humans just watching them being killed or dragged away well he was 1517 01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:53,780 dead your man was dead there's no way that he could have been saved and I have a 1518 01:47:53,780 --> 01:48:02,120 heart of gold you know I have a heart of gold imagine getting done in court high 1519 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:06,660 court for murder or something and then you were saying to the judge ah but I have a 1520 01:48:06,660 --> 01:48:16,220 heart of gold trying to get off imagine that was their last last course of trying 1521 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:22,940 to get out of prison you see it it's scary 1522 01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:29,660 scared I tell you what I tell you what I tell you what's depressing on I will I 1523 01:48:29,660 --> 01:48:35,660 don't I won't I won't go down the Sylvia Plath highway again otherwise we'll be having baked heads for dinner 1524 01:48:35,660 --> 01:49:02,380 this fucking dinner this guy needs to get out he needs to get on the Sylvia Plath fast we need to send that guy on the Sylvia Plath highway straight into the Zanussi door shut gas mark five and that's something I want to I want to pledge 1525 01:49:02,380 --> 01:49:09,100 cancel that 1526 01:49:09,100 --> 01:49:22,480 Right, we've alerted the presence of the maniacs. 1527 01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,040 Anyway, so that's a great start. 1528 01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:26,820 What we'll do is we'll do up the health. 1529 01:49:27,580 --> 01:49:30,920 I don't like this the way time keeps moving. 1530 01:49:32,620 --> 01:49:36,280 Even though we're trying to rejig our health. 1531 01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:44,420 We've no Stasis either. 1532 01:49:44,420 --> 01:49:46,520 We've only a tiny bit of Stasis as well. 1533 01:49:48,440 --> 01:49:51,360 We've only a small bit of Stasis left in the tank. 1534 01:49:58,000 --> 01:49:59,900 All three of the fuckers at once. 1535 01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,140 Would you believe it? 1536 01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:03,660 Would you believe this? 1537 01:50:03,660 --> 01:50:05,660 Yeah. 1538 01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:26,160 Yeah. 1539 01:50:27,420 --> 01:50:28,220 And we've another... 1540 01:50:28,220 --> 01:50:30,180 There's another clown coming our way now. 1541 01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,360 Where are you? 1542 01:50:33,740 --> 01:50:34,500 He's over there. 1543 01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:35,260 He's the big guy. 1544 01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:37,260 Here's the big kahuna now. 1545 01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:40,860 This is the big kahuna now we've been waiting for. 1546 01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:42,220 Big man around the town. 1547 01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:44,320 Yeah? 1548 01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:48,260 Big man around the town. 1549 01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:49,540 You brought the kids as well. 1550 01:50:50,540 --> 01:50:51,620 You brought the kids with you. 1551 01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:53,360 You're a fool. 1552 01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:53,360 You're a fool. 1553 01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:54,280 You're a fool. 1554 01:50:55,160 --> 01:50:57,340 You're a fool to bring the kids to the fight. 1555 01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:01,640 I'm sending you back to where you belong. 1556 01:51:03,340 --> 01:51:04,920 And I'm fucking stamping it as well. 1557 01:51:05,960 --> 01:51:07,720 Here's a stamp for you. 1558 01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:08,520 First class. 1559 01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:10,980 That'll get to England in two or three days. 1560 01:51:13,060 --> 01:51:13,460 America. 1561 01:51:13,880 --> 01:51:14,980 You're looking at a good week. 1562 01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:16,940 Australia. 1563 01:51:17,460 --> 01:51:18,560 Could be fucking two weeks. 1564 01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:20,500 Best of luck. 1565 01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:22,380 Best of luck. 1566 01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,120 Best of luck. 1567 01:51:26,340 --> 01:51:27,080 Best of luck. 1568 01:51:27,140 --> 01:51:27,660 We'll see you later. 1569 01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:30,320 We'll see you later. 1570 01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:32,320 Bye-bye. 1571 01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:35,340 See you later. 1572 01:51:35,420 --> 01:51:35,720 Good luck. 1573 01:51:37,480 --> 01:51:37,980 Good night. 1574 01:51:38,780 --> 01:51:39,640 Good night, John. 1575 01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:41,920 Good night, Pat. 1576 01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:43,580 See you later. 1577 01:51:45,340 --> 01:51:46,120 Hideo Kojima. 1578 01:51:47,480 --> 01:51:48,480 Video Kojima. 1579 01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:49,280 There you go, man. 1580 01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:51,120 Into that fucking room now. 1581 01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:52,700 We don't want to see you. 1582 01:51:52,780 --> 01:51:53,800 We don't want to hear from you. 1583 01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:58,600 Oh, that was cathartic. 1584 01:51:58,660 --> 01:51:59,200 That was nice. 1585 01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:03,080 The stomp is a great situation in the game. 1586 01:52:03,220 --> 01:52:06,800 I have to really commend the makers of the game for that. 1587 01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:09,660 When they developed the stomp mechanic. 1588 01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:11,300 It was brilliant. 1589 01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:18,900 It was just an idea, but it came to life in such an amazing way when they created this game. 1590 01:52:21,220 --> 01:52:24,600 And now we're back to medium health as well. 1591 01:52:25,160 --> 01:52:30,380 What an amazing turnaround from where we came in to where we are now. 1592 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,880 A lot of hard work has gone on. 1593 01:52:31,940 --> 01:52:32,600 A lot of training. 1594 01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:34,280 A lot of winter nights out in the rain. 1595 01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:35,360 It's been tough. 1596 01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:37,360 But look, we did it in the end. 1597 01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:40,700 And it's onwards and upwards from here on in, you know. 1598 01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:43,920 It's onwards and upwards from here on in. 1599 01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:53,140 Don't forget your small air. 1600 01:52:53,540 --> 01:52:54,020 Okay. 1601 01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:58,240 Inventory full. 1602 01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:58,980 What's that? 1603 01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:04,880 Fucking another inventory. 1604 01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:08,540 Is there anything I can use here? 1605 01:53:08,540 --> 01:53:08,560 Is there anything I can use here? 1606 01:53:08,620 --> 01:53:10,720 Plasma energy for the plasma cutter. 1607 01:53:10,900 --> 01:53:14,420 We need to use that plasma cutter more because the pulse rifle is taken. 1608 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:17,220 We've used all the pulse rifle rounds apart from that. 1609 01:53:23,220 --> 01:53:23,580 Schematic. 1610 01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:28,600 Bring the schematic to the store to unlock the medium med pack. 1611 01:53:30,440 --> 01:53:31,580 Where's the store? 1612 01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:34,180 Do you know? 1613 01:53:38,860 --> 01:53:44,680 Sylvia Plath's Zanussi was another side to the story. 1614 01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:48,020 Thank you very much, Sylvia Plath's Zanussi. 1615 01:53:48,100 --> 01:53:48,880 Thank you very much. 1616 01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:49,660 I hope you're well. 1617 01:53:50,220 --> 01:53:52,700 And that you're having a rip-roaring week. 1618 01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:55,660 And it's an absolutely amazing Wednesday. 1619 01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:57,100 It's so powerful. 1620 01:53:57,500 --> 01:54:00,320 And that you're peering over the clifftop of Wednesday. 1621 01:54:00,540 --> 01:54:02,980 Just looking at the valley of Thursday. 1622 01:54:03,680 --> 01:54:06,120 And beyond that, the deeper valley of the weekend. 1623 01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:07,660 And you can see it. 1624 01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:08,460 You can feel it. 1625 01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:09,840 It feels good. 1626 01:54:10,380 --> 01:54:10,940 You've reached. 1627 01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:12,380 You've broke the back of it. 1628 01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:14,020 And now you're there. 1629 01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:17,800 And you can smell nothing but success. 1630 01:54:18,780 --> 01:54:21,400 It's a sweet, sweet smell. 1631 01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,020 It smells like sugar cakes. 1632 01:54:24,620 --> 01:54:26,080 And candy bars. 1633 01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:29,340 And you're there. 1634 01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:31,280 And you have the whole shop to yourself. 1635 01:54:33,820 --> 01:54:37,680 Shopkeeper will only let two in at a time in case you steal the chickatees. 1636 01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:42,780 We've initiated the ignition sequence anyways. 1637 01:54:42,920 --> 01:54:43,940 You'll be happy to hear. 1638 01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:49,400 Fucking hell. 1639 01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:56,080 They come at you out of nowhere. 1640 01:54:56,740 --> 01:54:58,500 I think I'm going to use the plasma cutter now. 1641 01:54:58,580 --> 01:55:00,500 But I can't switch weapon fast enough. 1642 01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:01,840 Because I don't know how to yet. 1643 01:55:01,900 --> 01:55:02,880 So I'm going to have to reload. 1644 01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:05,220 And then take this guy to Chinatown. 1645 01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:09,280 And there's the third one as well. 1646 01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:09,940 Third one. 1647 01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:13,200 Take your legs away, man. 1648 01:55:13,260 --> 01:55:14,380 Take your legs away from me. 1649 01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:16,600 Take your arms away from me. 1650 01:55:16,620 --> 01:55:17,140 You're dead. 1651 01:55:17,360 --> 01:55:18,220 You need to go away. 1652 01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:19,840 Spew him. 1653 01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:21,320 Fucking spew him. 1654 01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:22,760 Wrestle to the mill. 1655 01:55:22,900 --> 01:55:23,180 Run. 1656 01:55:27,040 --> 01:55:27,980 Fucking run, man. 1657 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:29,620 You need to run fast. 1658 01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:30,620 Do you hear me? 1659 01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:34,340 Come on, Isaac. 1660 01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:35,120 Please, Isaac. 1661 01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:35,720 Do it, man. 1662 01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:39,740 You're too young to die, Isaac. 1663 01:55:45,140 --> 01:55:46,320 No time to stop. 1664 01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:48,500 No time to stop. 1665 01:55:53,460 --> 01:55:53,820 Please. 1666 01:55:53,820 --> 01:55:54,220 Fucking... 1667 01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:59,060 He's got everything, that lad. 1668 01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,720 He had everything apart from the brains. 1669 01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,080 Fucking change the weapon, man. 1670 01:56:04,140 --> 01:56:04,840 Change the weapon, man. 1671 01:56:04,920 --> 01:56:05,380 Change the weapon. 1672 01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:08,880 I've no... 1673 01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:09,500 I've nothing. 1674 01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:11,500 *Loud music* 1675 01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:13,500 *Loud music* 1676 01:56:13,500 --> 01:56:15,500 *Ding* 1677 01:56:41,160 --> 01:56:43,160 Those lads think they're smart 1678 01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:49,120 They won't be half as fucking smart when I grab a hold of their shins and 1679 01:56:50,040 --> 01:56:52,040 tear their ankles off the shins 1680 01:57:07,480 --> 01:57:09,480 Use the arrow keys 1681 01:57:09,960 --> 01:57:15,160 To change weapon sidewinder. I'm using a control pad man. Where's the arrow keys on that? 1682 01:57:17,220 --> 01:57:19,220 Where's the arrow keys on that man? 1683 01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:23,820 Huh 1684 01:57:24,600 --> 01:57:26,600 Where's the arrow keys? 1685 01:57:28,360 --> 01:57:30,360 D-pad 1686 01:57:30,360 --> 01:57:33,480 Thank you. Thank you very much. I thought... *Gasp* 1687 01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:38,200 I thought you were... *Gasp* 1688 01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:42,700 Fuck 1689 01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:53,200 Oh yeah, we've got a few rounds in this as well. We upgraded that the last day, so we should have something good to give these idiots. 1690 01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:06,400 Health up. Health up her. Head out. 1691 01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:40,400 These cunts are gonna get busted. These cunts are gonna get well and truly busted. Into next fuckin' Tuesday. What about stasis on those boys? What about the stasis on those boys? Like that. Like this. Stasis on you guys. Stasis on you, man. You stink. You stink. Go back. 1692 01:58:42,700 --> 01:58:46,220 Go back to the bathhouse and get a wash. You stink. 1693 01:58:49,100 --> 01:58:59,480 Problem with these guys is they stink, man. And they're mutants. But that's not their biggest worry. Their biggest worry is they stink. 1694 01:59:01,700 --> 01:59:05,460 This guy brings his kids... Brings his kids into town. 1695 01:59:07,780 --> 01:59:11,320 Would you look at that. If you don't shoot the sack, then the babies don't come out. 1696 01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,860 That is amazing. 1697 01:59:16,660 --> 01:59:20,980 Don't shoot the sack... To avoid babies. 1698 01:59:25,060 --> 01:59:26,180 Very, very nice. 1699 01:59:26,180 --> 01:59:29,500 That is something we've learnt. We've learnt something now. 1700 01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:32,420 We see any of those big boys coming. 1701 01:59:33,380 --> 01:59:35,780 Avoid the sack like the plague. 1702 01:59:36,260 --> 01:59:40,020 Avoid big boys' sack like plague fast. 1703 01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:43,520 Otherwise, miniature babies all over you. 1704 01:59:44,800 --> 01:59:45,560 Climbing on you. 1705 01:59:45,820 --> 01:59:47,920 Flowing your fuckin' eyeballs. 1706 01:59:48,020 --> 01:59:48,560 Your eyelids. 1707 01:59:49,060 --> 01:59:50,480 Your hair's being pulled out. 1708 01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:51,880 Not good. 1709 01:59:52,640 --> 01:59:53,460 Not a good look. 1710 01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:54,420 Not good move. 1711 01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:56,980 Oh. 1712 01:59:57,520 --> 01:59:58,760 We have another power node. 1713 01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:00,960 Inside the bag for later on. 1714 02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:04,360 We'll spend that down the town when we get to shoe zone. 1715 02:00:04,760 --> 02:00:07,160 Get a new pair of grav boots from shoe zone. 1716 02:00:07,720 --> 02:00:08,760 Or... 1717 02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:10,440 Paul Byron. 1718 02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:12,380 Quality value. 1719 02:00:13,420 --> 02:00:14,000 And fashion. 1720 02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:20,260 Jerry, the bee. 1721 02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:21,720 The bumblebee, Jerry. 1722 02:00:22,120 --> 02:00:23,440 The world... 1723 02:00:23,440 --> 02:00:27,400 The bee universe which you have created, Jerry. 1724 02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:29,520 Jerry Seinfeld. 1725 02:00:29,520 --> 02:00:38,000 And then we can grab the small air can as well. 1726 02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:39,980 Because there was a bit of space inside the thing. 1727 02:00:40,560 --> 02:00:42,960 And here's another situation I want to... 1728 02:00:42,960 --> 02:00:44,700 Have a little think about. 1729 02:00:45,640 --> 02:00:47,240 We need to be thinking about this. 1730 02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:49,520 Is that when we put the... 1731 02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:52,960 We flick that switch in the room there. 1732 02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:57,400 There's gonna be another pile... 1733 02:00:58,420 --> 02:01:00,280 Of bad eggs. 1734 02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:03,380 They're gonna come piling out of the steam room. 1735 02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:05,560 And they're gonna be like... 1736 02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:07,400 We've just been in the steam room... 1737 02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:08,020 For an hour. 1738 02:01:08,220 --> 02:01:09,280 And we're fucking angry. 1739 02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:11,540 And we want to take you down, man. 1740 02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:14,520 Well then, that's not gonna happen. 1741 02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:18,380 It's gonna be a pure blast situation. 1742 02:01:18,680 --> 02:01:19,400 With this... 1743 02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:20,800 Fucking pulse round. 1744 02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:23,480 Pulse round to the back of the legs. 1745 02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:25,560 Pulse round to the back of the neck. 1746 02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,460 It's gonna be back sack and crack. 1747 02:01:31,260 --> 02:01:31,920 Pulse round. 1748 02:01:38,560 --> 02:01:40,420 Commission sequence initiated. 1749 02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:41,900 Please stand by. 1750 02:01:41,900 --> 02:01:42,720 Jamie Lynch. 1751 02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:47,520 The Jamie Lynch experience sequence has been initiated. 1752 02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:48,540 How? 1753 02:01:49,060 --> 02:01:50,120 Jamie Lynch tipped. 1754 02:01:50,480 --> 02:01:50,840 Why? 1755 02:01:51,140 --> 02:01:52,040 We don't know. 1756 02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:53,120 All we do know is... 1757 02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:55,560 Jamie Lynch is of sound stock. 1758 02:01:55,820 --> 02:01:56,160 Repeat. 1759 02:01:56,680 --> 02:01:59,300 Jamie Lynch is of sound stock. 1760 02:02:00,240 --> 02:02:02,260 He is in fine fettle too. 1761 02:02:02,800 --> 02:02:03,760 Well done, Lynch. 1762 02:02:04,960 --> 02:02:05,520 Lynch. 1763 02:02:05,900 --> 02:02:07,480 It's come to this, man. 1764 02:02:08,000 --> 02:02:08,740 We're fucked. 1765 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:11,840 Only you can save the universe now, Lynch. 1766 02:02:12,560 --> 02:02:14,040 Everything that we learned up until now... 1767 02:02:14,880 --> 02:02:15,940 Throw it in the bin. 1768 02:02:16,340 --> 02:02:17,660 It was just a simulation. 1769 02:02:18,380 --> 02:02:19,600 This is real world. 1770 02:02:20,220 --> 02:02:21,600 We've just called NORAD. 1771 02:02:22,580 --> 02:02:25,400 Two F-16s have been scrambled from Galena. 1772 02:02:25,780 --> 02:02:27,280 They're headed your way, Lynch. 1773 02:02:27,640 --> 02:02:28,980 They're carrying a payload. 1774 02:02:29,620 --> 02:02:31,840 What's the payload, you ask? 1775 02:02:32,360 --> 02:02:35,580 5,000 megatons of Cydona. 1776 02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:37,520 Apple-flavored soft drink. 1777 02:02:38,520 --> 02:02:39,660 You better believe it. 1778 02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:44,360 And you better have enough vessels to store that stuff when we bomb you out of it, man. 1779 02:02:44,700 --> 02:02:45,760 Thanks very much, Lynch. 1780 02:02:47,760 --> 02:02:57,780 Anguished Panda. 1781 02:02:58,420 --> 02:03:02,120 You are the dream that keeps the dream going. 1782 02:03:02,640 --> 02:03:04,520 There are no nightmares around you. 1783 02:03:04,720 --> 02:03:05,920 Just good dreams. 1784 02:03:06,500 --> 02:03:11,140 When you wake up from them, you feel good, refreshed, and you want to relive them in your memory. 1785 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:12,400 No nightmares. 1786 02:03:12,820 --> 02:03:13,480 Great times. 1787 02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:15,540 Fully-fledged participation. 1788 02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:37,740 The name? 1789 02:03:38,260 --> 02:03:39,260 Killian Padden. 1790 02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:40,580 The status? 1791 02:03:43,280 --> 02:03:43,840 Warlock. 1792 02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:47,260 Killian Padden. 1793 02:03:49,360 --> 02:03:50,380 Killian Padden. 1794 02:03:52,500 --> 02:03:53,600 Pillian Cadden. 1795 02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:59,340 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 1796 02:04:00,060 --> 02:04:01,940 Because that stuff was a blast. 1797 02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:04,520 Padden. 1798 02:04:04,980 --> 02:04:06,100 We've all... 1799 02:04:06,100 --> 02:04:06,780 It's come to this. 1800 02:04:06,860 --> 02:04:07,200 Padden. 1801 02:04:07,900 --> 02:04:11,840 We're all waiting for you to pull the fucking Padden out the bag now. 1802 02:04:12,780 --> 02:04:13,300 Okay? 1803 02:04:14,380 --> 02:04:17,880 We're extrapolating a major league subset, Padden. 1804 02:04:17,940 --> 02:04:23,740 And we want to say a big thanks from everyone here out in the GPU processor Galaxy 9. 1805 02:04:24,400 --> 02:04:29,460 We've also got a few fucking spare 16 gigabyte USBs. 1806 02:04:29,500 --> 02:04:31,220 They're only USB 2.0. 1807 02:04:31,580 --> 02:04:33,220 But I believe that they're yours. 1808 02:04:33,540 --> 02:04:35,620 They've got your name written all over them, Padden. 1809 02:04:36,820 --> 02:04:38,960 Why don't you come and collect them when you can? 1810 02:04:43,100 --> 02:04:44,200 Thank you very much. 1811 02:04:45,360 --> 02:04:45,920 Swadey. 1812 02:04:46,440 --> 02:04:47,100 As well. 1813 02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:49,000 Killian Padden. 1814 02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:50,080 Status Warlock. 1815 02:04:50,300 --> 02:04:51,300 Also a... 1816 02:04:51,300 --> 02:04:56,620 Also is a title I'd like to dispatch and put upon. 1817 02:04:56,980 --> 02:04:59,960 Swadey and Jamie Lynch. 1818 02:05:00,420 --> 02:05:03,260 Although you probably wouldn't reach Padden levels. 1819 02:05:03,540 --> 02:05:04,480 He's at Warlock. 1820 02:05:05,480 --> 02:05:06,120 Owen Murphy. 1821 02:05:07,700 --> 02:05:09,760 Please sort out the housing crisis, Owen. 1822 02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:10,340 Thank you. 1823 02:05:10,380 --> 02:05:11,140 Thank you very much. 1824 02:05:11,920 --> 02:05:13,020 Enjoy your videos. 1825 02:05:13,440 --> 02:05:14,340 Thanks and all the best. 1826 02:05:14,740 --> 02:05:15,660 Well, thank you very much. 1827 02:05:15,700 --> 02:05:16,560 That's very kind of you. 1828 02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:20,540 Does Schlug drive the USB? 1829 02:05:20,820 --> 02:05:21,340 He doesn't. 1830 02:05:21,460 --> 02:05:22,360 It's a US bus. 1831 02:05:25,840 --> 02:05:26,620 Tyler Z. 1832 02:05:27,460 --> 02:05:27,920 Sam. 1833 02:05:29,300 --> 02:05:30,940 Thank you very much, Sam. 1834 02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:32,200 Thank you very much. 1835 02:05:33,240 --> 02:05:35,260 We're going to level up now because of you, Sam. 1836 02:05:37,200 --> 02:05:39,160 Yousef Endor as well. 1837 02:05:43,660 --> 02:05:44,260 What you? 1838 02:05:45,100 --> 02:05:45,840 Seen this. 1839 02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:48,520 Scumbag. 1840 02:05:50,060 --> 02:05:50,940 Scumbag Central. 1841 02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,560 Central Station. 1842 02:05:57,080 --> 02:05:57,680 What the hell? 1843 02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:03,960 Those guys just got padded right in the Killian pipe. 1844 02:06:06,280 --> 02:06:06,840 Helmet. 1845 02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,240 Gator's anxiety. 1846 02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:14,760 Alan de Baton. 1847 02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:17,400 Alan de Baton. 1848 02:06:17,400 --> 02:06:19,940 Fuck. 1849 02:06:19,940 --> 02:06:19,960 Fuck. 1850 02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:28,000 Just got fucking Killian padded out of it, man. 1851 02:06:29,860 --> 02:06:30,320 Did you see? 1852 02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:31,620 He came at me with the Killian. 1853 02:06:32,280 --> 02:06:34,240 And the Killian went right into the fucking... 1854 02:06:34,240 --> 02:06:37,800 And then it was just padden padden padden 1855 02:06:38,480 --> 02:06:42,660 Padden padden padden padden padden you want some more of that? 1856 02:06:43,300 --> 02:06:47,340 Here's some more of that padden padden padden padden padden 1857 02:06:48,740 --> 02:06:51,640 Killian Killian Killian Killian Killian 1858 02:06:52,960 --> 02:06:57,680 Padden Padden Padden Padden Padden 1859 02:06:58,540 --> 02:07:00,920 Killian Killian Killian 1860 02:07:01,580 --> 02:07:08,920 Padden Padden just doesn't stop it's relentless fucking relentless 1861 02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:16,980 Pure Cumberbatch someone said use the cutter 1862 02:07:27,420 --> 02:07:30,020 Okay, I'm getting faster at this now getting better at this 1863 02:07:31,140 --> 02:07:38,600 Drop that canning and pick out the small little medipack canning we have on the ground there now move faster than we did before I 1864 02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:43,040 Gotta tell you something. It's great when you've the wind in your sails 1865 02:07:45,140 --> 02:07:47,140 When the winds against you though 1866 02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:50,180 Fuck 1867 02:07:50,900 --> 02:08:03,360 Here they come. Nice to see you guys. I was lying. I was lying. It's not nice to see you. It's fucking rubbish. I want you to leave the house now. Could you please leave? 1868 02:08:05,360 --> 02:08:08,820 Could you please leave? We've asked you nicely to leave? We've asked you nicely to leave. 1869 02:08:14,820 --> 02:08:23,560 Someone's screaming in pain man. It's an awful situation. But it's great for me when it's the pain of the enemy. 1870 02:08:28,200 --> 02:08:32,160 Don't hit the sack. Don't hit the sack. Hit the windows. Look at that! 1871 02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:35,060 Uh oh. 1872 02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:46,240 Fucking Jesus. Don't hit the sack. 1873 02:08:48,660 --> 02:08:50,660 Oh for fuck's sake. 1874 02:08:54,120 --> 02:08:57,120 Right. Don't get padded man. Don't get fucking padded. 1875 02:09:02,120 --> 02:09:09,120 Don't get padded. Don't let it get to you man. It's just a bunch of padded. It's nothing major. You know? 1876 02:09:13,320 --> 02:09:16,860 A bunch of claw babies. Clawing at my mind. 1877 02:09:25,780 --> 02:09:28,360 Use the cutter in horizontal mode. 1878 02:09:36,120 --> 02:09:39,580 That's physical pain Francis. What about the emotional pain you're causing? 1879 02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:41,080 The monster had a family. 1880 02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:43,900 He might have yeah. But I mean. 1881 02:09:44,540 --> 02:09:45,940 He paid the price. 1882 02:09:49,360 --> 02:09:51,260 He paid the ultimate price. 1883 02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:56,040 Maybe he should have thought about that before he had the family. 1884 02:09:57,040 --> 02:09:57,980 That he was going to be. 1885 02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:00,220 Doing this sort of stuff to me. 1886 02:10:03,580 --> 02:10:04,780 Padded man. 1887 02:10:05,660 --> 02:10:07,360 Seriously think he is Killian Padded. 1888 02:10:08,380 --> 02:10:11,880 This guy's got a complete fucking padded complex about me now. 1889 02:10:11,960 --> 02:10:13,680 He keeps coming over and slashing me man. 1890 02:10:13,780 --> 02:10:14,460 Trying to get the. 1891 02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:15,880 The padded into me. 1892 02:10:18,000 --> 02:10:18,440 Fuck. 1893 02:10:20,080 --> 02:10:21,080 Sorry about the swearing. 1894 02:10:21,220 --> 02:10:22,480 Let's try and I'm trying the best. 1895 02:10:23,960 --> 02:10:24,600 But I can't. 1896 02:10:24,700 --> 02:10:26,480 They've got space dementia someone says. 1897 02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:27,880 Go easy on them. 1898 02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:31,420 As to smart price. 1899 02:10:31,500 --> 02:10:33,320 Thank you very much y'all cowards. 1900 02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:37,160 You seem to have a morbid fascination with shooting them in the crotch. 1901 02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:40,140 I don't aim for the crotch so to speak. 1902 02:10:40,300 --> 02:10:40,540 But I. 1903 02:10:40,860 --> 02:10:44,780 It might be the first place the laser beam lands when I'm aiming for the leg. 1904 02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:46,760 I'm not. 1905 02:10:46,820 --> 02:10:48,000 I'm not shooting the crotch. 1906 02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:49,480 I was told by the. 1907 02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:51,560 The person in the beginning of the game. 1908 02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:55,760 To cut the limbs off. 1909 02:10:57,040 --> 02:10:57,500 So I. 1910 02:10:57,560 --> 02:10:57,920 And I'm. 1911 02:10:58,000 --> 02:10:59,080 So I'm going to do that. 1912 02:10:59,160 --> 02:10:59,920 Thank you very much. 1913 02:11:07,500 --> 02:11:07,840 These. 1914 02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:07,840 These. 1915 02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:07,840 These. 1916 02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:09,320 Goofs. 1917 02:11:13,020 --> 02:11:15,300 I'd love to stazzy the whole gang of them. 1918 02:11:16,660 --> 02:11:18,100 But I'm going to save the stazzy. 1919 02:11:18,160 --> 02:11:19,140 I know I'll stazzy them now. 1920 02:11:19,540 --> 02:11:20,520 Triple stazzy look. 1921 02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:38,860 Nice stuff guys. 1922 02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:39,400 Well done. 1923 02:11:39,680 --> 02:11:40,400 Great work team. 1924 02:11:40,900 --> 02:11:41,520 Great teamwork. 1925 02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:49,280 He's had the babies. 1926 02:11:50,140 --> 02:11:51,420 He had them early anyway. 1927 02:11:54,120 --> 02:11:55,020 They were premature. 1928 02:11:55,280 --> 02:11:57,060 Those guys should be in a fucking incubator. 1929 02:11:57,700 --> 02:11:59,680 They shouldn't be left to crawl around like that. 1930 02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:05,460 Must be a female. 1931 02:12:05,660 --> 02:12:06,660 I thought that was a male. 1932 02:12:08,460 --> 02:12:09,540 I thought it was a male. 1933 02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:10,060 But he was. 1934 02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:12,400 He had a sack full of little miniature babies man. 1935 02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:13,160 That could have been a. 1936 02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:14,580 Definitely a mother job. 1937 02:12:14,660 --> 02:12:14,920 Is it? 1938 02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:18,200 Or can the males make the babies out in space? 1939 02:12:18,380 --> 02:12:19,100 Is that the case? 1940 02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:23,020 You wouldn't know. 1941 02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:25,580 You don't know who you're talking to out in space as well. 1942 02:12:25,640 --> 02:12:26,280 That's the other thing. 1943 02:12:27,140 --> 02:12:28,460 You don't know where they're from. 1944 02:12:28,520 --> 02:12:29,180 Or what they're at. 1945 02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:29,800 It's not. 1946 02:12:29,900 --> 02:12:30,820 It's not a community. 1947 02:12:30,980 --> 02:12:32,840 It's not a tight knit community out in space. 1948 02:12:33,980 --> 02:12:35,400 People don't say hello to you either. 1949 02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:36,560 When you're fucking walking around. 1950 02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:36,840 You know. 1951 02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:37,060 It's. 1952 02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:39,100 It's very impersonal. 1953 02:12:39,540 --> 02:12:41,220 And there's a lot of people wearing earbuds. 1954 02:12:41,460 --> 02:12:42,420 Earpods as well. 1955 02:12:43,340 --> 02:12:44,680 They're going around on trams. 1956 02:12:44,760 --> 02:12:45,480 Space trams. 1957 02:12:45,640 --> 02:12:46,920 Ishimura trams as well. 1958 02:12:47,820 --> 02:12:48,080 Ah. 1959 02:12:48,160 --> 02:12:49,460 It's fucking cat. 1960 02:12:50,460 --> 02:12:51,360 Cat all together. 1961 02:12:51,520 --> 02:12:51,620 Yeah. 1962 02:12:53,660 --> 02:12:54,620 Medium med pack. 1963 02:12:54,740 --> 02:12:54,940 Gel. 1964 02:12:55,080 --> 02:12:55,900 Medium amount of help. 1965 02:12:56,660 --> 02:12:57,460 Let's use it. 1966 02:12:58,900 --> 02:12:59,300 We. 1967 02:12:59,380 --> 02:12:59,940 We did it. 1968 02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:06,560 Lot of scum around this. 1969 02:13:06,560 --> 02:13:07,760 This part of town actually. 1970 02:13:07,900 --> 02:13:09,020 Lot of scum around here. 1971 02:13:09,760 --> 02:13:12,760 This used to be a nice enough little town here now. 1972 02:13:12,840 --> 02:13:13,900 But they fucking ruined it. 1973 02:13:14,260 --> 02:13:14,500 Look. 1974 02:13:14,640 --> 02:13:15,360 The state of this. 1975 02:13:19,260 --> 02:13:20,100 They ruined it. 1976 02:13:26,260 --> 02:13:27,180 Nice boxes on. 1977 02:13:27,280 --> 02:13:29,480 This was for defibrillators back in the day. 1978 02:13:29,560 --> 02:13:30,080 But now they. 1979 02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:31,600 It's just power nodes now. 1980 02:13:33,100 --> 02:13:35,660 They did away with the defibrillators after a while. 1981 02:13:35,740 --> 02:13:36,040 When they. 1982 02:13:36,140 --> 02:13:37,760 They had that scientific breakthrough. 1983 02:13:37,920 --> 02:13:38,740 Which means that. 1984 02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:40,120 You don't need one anymore. 1985 02:13:40,280 --> 02:13:40,840 Pacemakers. 1986 02:13:41,020 --> 02:13:41,520 No more. 1987 02:13:42,220 --> 02:13:43,720 You just need nodes now. 1988 02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:45,400 Instead of a heart. 1989 02:13:45,400 --> 02:14:00,920 Isn't the heart amazing. 1990 02:14:01,160 --> 02:14:01,760 Fucking hell. 1991 02:14:01,980 --> 02:14:02,260 Pump. 1992 02:14:02,360 --> 02:14:03,000 Like a pump. 1993 02:14:03,200 --> 02:14:03,980 Inside the body. 1994 02:14:04,060 --> 02:14:05,140 That pumps around blood. 1995 02:14:05,720 --> 02:14:06,260 And then the blood. 1996 02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:08,060 You need the blood for all the other bits of you. 1997 02:14:10,100 --> 02:14:11,200 Especially the brain. 1998 02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:13,220 And then you got a fucking brain as well. 1999 02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:15,880 The heart is like a little machine. 2000 02:14:16,080 --> 02:14:16,940 Like just a pumper. 2001 02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:18,760 Like a generator or something. 2002 02:14:20,580 --> 02:14:23,660 Sometimes you need to fucking apply jump leads to start the battery. 2003 02:14:25,260 --> 02:14:27,340 It's like an old car. 2004 02:14:27,840 --> 02:14:30,500 Needs a pair of fucking jump leads to get the battery started. 2005 02:14:34,180 --> 02:14:36,060 That's why you should look after your car. 2006 02:14:36,980 --> 02:14:38,440 And not be smoking the fags. 2007 02:14:40,440 --> 02:14:43,000 Because then you'll need a brand new pair of balloons. 2008 02:14:43,560 --> 02:14:47,820 Although I seen there on the news yesterday. 2009 02:14:47,960 --> 02:14:51,200 The first ever lung transplant has taken place in Ireland. 2010 02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:54,740 That's fucking madness. 2011 02:14:54,900 --> 02:14:55,220 Isn't it? 2012 02:14:56,900 --> 02:14:58,580 Lung transplantation. 2013 02:15:00,860 --> 02:15:01,700 These guys are. 2014 02:15:01,800 --> 02:15:02,240 It's nice. 2015 02:15:02,300 --> 02:15:03,780 This is a nice little situation now. 2016 02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:05,260 Taking my time with them. 2017 02:15:05,900 --> 02:15:06,120 Take. 2018 02:15:06,360 --> 02:15:07,640 They've had enough time now. 2019 02:15:07,700 --> 02:15:08,640 I'm taking my time. 2020 02:15:09,780 --> 02:15:10,660 Nothing to me. 2021 02:15:13,100 --> 02:15:14,100 Bunch of criminals. 2022 02:15:14,760 --> 02:15:15,040 Uh oh. 2023 02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:16,040 Fucking hell. 2024 02:15:16,880 --> 02:15:17,800 It's getting scary. 2025 02:15:17,880 --> 02:15:18,480 It's getting dodgy. 2026 02:15:18,560 --> 02:15:19,080 It's getting dodgy. 2027 02:15:19,120 --> 02:15:19,480 I thought. 2028 02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:20,680 I spoke too soon. 2029 02:15:22,760 --> 02:15:23,800 It's getting dodgy. 2030 02:15:25,760 --> 02:15:26,800 Gang of these fucking. 2031 02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:29,560 Melons. 2032 02:15:31,160 --> 02:15:32,000 Fuck away from me. 2033 02:15:32,060 --> 02:15:33,080 Please get away from me man. 2034 02:15:39,160 --> 02:15:40,280 Please tell me that's it. 2035 02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:42,760 Oh fucks. 2036 02:15:42,940 --> 02:15:43,900 Then you hear that. 2037 02:15:44,320 --> 02:15:45,820 It's not what I want to hear right now. 2038 02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:05,580 He's got a bit of spruce, this guy. 2039 02:16:05,800 --> 02:16:08,180 He's got a bit of a spruce moose, this lad. 2040 02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:10,420 That's the cutter now. 2041 02:16:11,440 --> 02:16:13,700 I wasn't using the cutter as much as... 2042 02:16:13,700 --> 02:16:14,520 Look at that, man. 2043 02:16:14,620 --> 02:16:15,980 Hyper drive. 2044 02:16:16,700 --> 02:16:17,940 What's going on around here? 2045 02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:19,160 The chains are moving now. 2046 02:16:23,020 --> 02:16:29,220 Isn't it amazing what a bit of heat and a bit of electricity can do? 2047 02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:32,520 It'll get the whole place moving again. 2048 02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:34,180 Very, very nice. 2049 02:16:34,960 --> 02:16:36,120 This is what we wanted. 2050 02:16:36,260 --> 02:16:37,340 This is what we came here for. 2051 02:16:38,340 --> 02:16:39,940 These guys, gone. 2052 02:16:40,420 --> 02:16:41,040 Waste time. 2053 02:16:41,340 --> 02:16:43,740 Pure Killian Paddened into the next realm. 2054 02:16:45,880 --> 02:16:47,600 What are we going to tell their Paddens? 2055 02:16:48,400 --> 02:16:49,220 What happened to them? 2056 02:16:51,960 --> 02:16:53,480 Just pad that out a little bit. 2057 02:16:57,480 --> 02:16:58,540 Put a Padden there. 2058 02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:00,920 Nice bit of Padden work done to his head. 2059 02:17:02,100 --> 02:17:03,660 And back and spine. 2060 02:17:03,660 --> 02:17:03,740 And back and spine. 2061 02:17:06,640 --> 02:17:13,960 It's great when you can get away with all the murder without getting murdered yourself. 2062 02:17:14,160 --> 02:17:16,480 Nathan Heron, thank you very much, Nathan Heron. 2063 02:17:16,780 --> 02:17:18,060 That's very, very kind of you. 2064 02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:20,480 There are some fan blades lying around the room. 2065 02:17:20,540 --> 02:17:23,860 You can pick them up with your Kinesis and fling them at the bad cunts. 2066 02:17:24,240 --> 02:17:24,900 I missed that. 2067 02:17:25,240 --> 02:17:27,080 I seen one down there. 2068 02:17:28,820 --> 02:17:29,860 Didn't think about that. 2069 02:17:29,940 --> 02:17:31,880 But thank you very much for the tip, Nathan. 2070 02:17:32,380 --> 02:17:35,620 And T22, T22 BC. 2071 02:17:36,620 --> 02:17:54,240 Lucy, thank you very much, Lucy. 2072 02:17:54,680 --> 02:17:56,100 That's very, very kind of you. 2073 02:17:56,240 --> 02:17:57,760 And it's a great situation. 2074 02:17:58,200 --> 02:18:01,320 And we want to say big, big shout out to you, Lucy. 2075 02:18:02,280 --> 02:18:04,020 And to everybody out there. 2076 02:18:06,360 --> 02:18:07,900 Who's giving a shout out as well. 2077 02:18:08,480 --> 02:18:09,860 Give your, give a, give that. 2078 02:18:09,960 --> 02:18:11,880 Why not think about giving that shout out to Lucy? 2079 02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:13,760 Okay. 2080 02:18:13,760 --> 02:18:14,760 Why? 2081 02:18:14,760 --> 02:18:15,760 Why? 2082 02:18:15,760 --> 02:18:16,760 Why? 2083 02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:23,760 *music* 2084 02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:30,760 *music* 2085 02:18:30,760 --> 02:18:40,760 *music* 2086 02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:45,760 *music* 2087 02:18:45,760 --> 02:18:50,220 Nice and good hitting again. Ostapenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court. 2088 02:18:59,340 --> 02:19:09,120 Right down the line from Ostapenko. Great situation there for Ostapenko. Stephanie Ahn gets it done. 2089 02:19:12,660 --> 02:19:36,180 Right. I suppose they could have been used in the Kinesis debacle as well. Nathan. Thank you very much Nathan. And again with the Half-Life 2 comparisons because that blade thing was used in Half-Life 2. I had good times using the blade in Half-Life 2. 2090 02:19:39,560 --> 02:19:41,800 Now, activate. Yes. 2091 02:19:44,740 --> 02:19:46,180 Engines are firing up. 2092 02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:50,740 This is a real spruce moose now. 2093 02:19:52,100 --> 02:19:59,160 We have a bit of molten hot fire lava coming out of the machine there. 2094 02:20:00,020 --> 02:20:01,640 Turbo booster is engaged. 2095 02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:05,740 Afterburners airlocked. 2096 02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:10,360 You need to bleed the radiators on the shuttle before we go to space. 2097 02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:18,060 Did you hear that NASA had to fucking delay or postpone one of their launches into space? 2098 02:20:18,720 --> 02:20:22,220 Because the radiators on the shuttle needed bleeding. 2099 02:20:23,360 --> 02:20:25,020 And none of them had the key. 2100 02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:26,380 The radiator key. 2101 02:20:26,380 --> 02:20:31,100 So they had to fucking turn off the engine and go back down to the space station to bleed them. 2102 02:20:31,100 --> 02:20:39,380 That cost... That alone cost 50 million dollars. 2103 02:20:43,020 --> 02:20:48,920 They had to get someone in from fucking Borg, gosh, to tell them that it wasn't a gas problem. 2104 02:20:53,260 --> 02:20:55,320 It was a combi boiler, Max. Yeah. 2105 02:20:56,420 --> 02:20:58,580 And a ship called Dignity, too. Yeah. 2106 02:21:03,740 --> 02:21:05,160 Where the heck am I going now? 2107 02:21:05,420 --> 02:21:06,140 We done here? 2108 02:21:07,220 --> 02:21:10,900 I'm hanging around here like a bad smell talking about gas at NASA. 2109 02:21:11,380 --> 02:21:12,720 And we need to get the hell out. 2110 02:21:21,260 --> 02:21:22,600 Here we go. 2111 02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:23,080 Padden. 2112 02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:24,320 Thank you very much. 2113 02:21:25,120 --> 02:21:25,500 Padden. 2114 02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:26,600 I can't believe... 2115 02:21:26,600 --> 02:21:27,420 Padden. 2116 02:21:29,040 --> 02:21:29,440 Padden. 2117 02:21:31,120 --> 02:21:31,560 Padden. 2118 02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:33,760 Padden. 2119 02:21:35,520 --> 02:21:36,000 Padden. 2120 02:21:36,860 --> 02:21:37,420 Padden. 2121 02:21:41,020 --> 02:21:41,420 Padden. 2122 02:21:43,100 --> 02:21:43,620 Padden. 2123 02:21:45,140 --> 02:21:45,540 Padden. 2124 02:21:47,580 --> 02:21:47,980 Padden. 2125 02:21:50,360 --> 02:21:50,720 Adam. 2126 02:21:50,720 --> 02:21:55,260 Let's go let's do this 2127 02:21:59,400 --> 02:22:01,920 Let's go let's let's do this let's go let's go 2128 02:22:06,920 --> 02:22:08,920 Oh 2129 02:22:09,280 --> 02:22:17,340 Yeah, oh hi. Yeah, oh hi. Yeah. Oh hi. Yeah. Oh, hi. Yeah. Oh yeah 2130 02:22:17,340 --> 02:22:20,780 I returned to innocence 2131 02:22:25,300 --> 02:22:28,880 Through these chambers now 36 chambers of death 2132 02:22:30,580 --> 02:22:32,580 You best protect your neck 2133 02:22:33,960 --> 02:22:40,100 Wear it wear a scarf wear a scarf or something outside. It's cold protect your neck 2134 02:22:41,400 --> 02:22:45,340 There's a nip there's a cold snap come and protect your neck 2135 02:22:45,340 --> 02:22:47,340 I'm going to be a little bit of a mask on the back of the neck 2136 02:22:53,300 --> 02:22:57,500 Killian Paddon keeps on fucking coming in lean a bit of fucking cladding down 2137 02:22:58,580 --> 02:23:03,020 Killian I gotta tell you something padden. I'm liking the cladding 2138 02:23:03,020 --> 02:23:27,400 I took his arm off after he passed on to the next realm. I didn't need to do that, but I did do it because I wanted to do it. 2139 02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:49,420 And then I did that too. Smashed him up into bits, hey. If you want to see him, you'll have to see him in bits. They're going to have to reassemble him for the asterisk. Rest in pieces. 2140 02:23:49,420 --> 02:23:59,420 Rest in pieces. Sorry, let's do this one more. This is what it was made for, you see. Rest in pieces. Rest in pieces. 2141 02:24:05,420 --> 02:24:15,420 Now, where's Padden? I need your clothes, your boots, and your Padden cycle. 2142 02:24:15,420 --> 02:24:37,420 Isn't there a shop or something here where I can doozy up my mechanics? No. Is this the end of another chapter again? Jesus. 2143 02:24:37,420 --> 02:24:51,420 Ishimura Tram. You have earned a trophy. All systems go. Completed. 2144 02:24:51,420 --> 02:25:17,420 Save progress. Yes. New save. Yes. What else would I be doing in this save lobby? Just staring at a rake of empty save slots, is it? Is that what you think I do with my spare time? Uh-uh. I'm on a pure Padden buzz at the moment, man. Ishimura Tram System? Nothing to me. 2145 02:25:17,420 --> 02:25:23,420 Oh, we lead your pattern. 2146 02:25:23,420 --> 02:25:38,420 Isaac, come in. Kendra's right. The ADS is completely shot. I'll need your help to fix this. Fuck. Kendra, if you can hear me, see if you can get into the ship's reports. It sounds like you have better access from there. Fuck. 2147 02:25:38,420 --> 02:25:44,420 When were you going to tell us about the artifact, Hammond? Yeah. The marker. I don't know anything about that. Bullshit. 2148 02:25:44,420 --> 02:26:10,420 Bullshit. It's a reference in the captain's records. They brought it up from the planet. It's on the ship. In cargo. They think it's of alien origin, but I don't know what the hell it is. What? CEC didn't know anything about it. You're lying. Back off. I am not the bad guy here. Ross, shake you right. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. Mr. Man. What if your name is in the thing? 2149 02:26:10,420 --> 02:26:15,420 Get to the captain's nest. I'll explain everything later. Hammond down. 2150 02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:16,420 Fuck! 2151 02:26:16,420 --> 02:26:29,420 Okay, let's do this. Let's do it. We've been... We're on a mission. Support... Support the cause. Sign the petition. Summon up all your wisdom. 2152 02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:46,420 You hammered your padden. You paddened your hammer. Which would be a rubbish idea because the hammer would deal a substandard blow if it was padded. 2153 02:26:46,420 --> 02:27:09,420 We tried to strike one of the beasts with the hammer, but we had paddened the hammer. So when we went to strike the beast with the hammer, it was like getting a fucking punch off a pillow or something. It was like getting punched by a cloud, he said. 2154 02:27:09,420 --> 02:27:31,420 Let's use any medipack we've got on ourselves and get freaking moving. We've got a medium med. Drop that. No semi conduct medium air can. Drop the air can. Pick up the med pack. Use the med pack. Take the air can back. 2155 02:27:31,420 --> 02:27:46,420 Medium med pack. Medium med pack. Medium med pack. Medium med pack. No. No. Where to next? 2156 02:27:46,420 --> 02:28:00,420 Attention. The bridge of the USG Ishimura is secured. Is a secured location. All personnel must pass a security bio scan. 2157 02:28:00,420 --> 02:28:07,420 Attention. Before entering. Please proceed to the right and wait for instructions from the officer. 2158 02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:15,420 I guess we're going to be a little late for the officer. Killian Padden is in town. 2159 02:28:15,420 --> 02:28:45,240 Zero. Just run. Just run now. Great. Great stuff. We're at the store now. We can do 2160 02:28:45,240 --> 02:28:54,620 something with ourselves now. Sell those semiconductors. Wrap it. Wrap it. Get the schematic out then. Do something with that. 2161 02:29:03,060 --> 02:29:06,380 What else? What else shall I sell here? Quick, fast. 2162 02:29:15,060 --> 02:29:39,940 I'm just gonna do what people are saying. There we go. I really want to play this in VR. I really had a set. Aaron Flood would know. He would know. Where is he though? Where's Flood? 2163 02:29:39,940 --> 02:29:51,220 Sell the air, says Aaron. Let's sell the air. Fucking air.ie. Sell it. You don't need a small air can. We don't need it. 2164 02:29:53,780 --> 02:30:04,880 Huh? No, no. I don't want to buy. I want to sell. Why did it tell me there I was buying? Was I buying there instead of selling? 2165 02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:22,800 Will they buy it back off me at a high price? Sell the old clothes that don't fit. Do I have old clothes that don't fit? 2166 02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:30,260 Or was that a joke? Buy low, sell high. 2167 02:30:36,880 --> 02:30:38,760 Kev, you were in the gulag, man. 2168 02:30:41,560 --> 02:30:50,140 We all know that you were in the gulag. Don't be going on about it the whole time like, oh, remember when I was in the gulag, everyone? We know you were in the gulag, alright? 2169 02:30:51,560 --> 02:30:52,760 Calm down, man. 2170 02:30:54,340 --> 02:31:02,820 And give him to Oxman. Buy, guys. Buy a hammer. Buy a hammer. There is no hammers. You sell ammo for guns you don't have. 2171 02:31:03,560 --> 02:31:05,180 Sell ammo for guns I don't have. 2172 02:31:05,560 --> 02:31:08,560 So what do I have then? What do I... 2173 02:31:11,560 --> 02:31:14,560 What do I do here? What the fuck do I do? 2174 02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:23,560 I'm gonna sell the line racks. 2175 02:31:29,560 --> 02:31:30,560 Sell the ripper blades too. 2176 02:31:32,560 --> 02:31:33,560 Plasma cutter. 2177 02:31:33,560 --> 02:31:37,560 Plus rifle. Plus rifle. Plus rolls. Plasma energy. For the cutter. 2178 02:31:39,560 --> 02:31:41,560 Maybe we have too much energy for the cutter. 2179 02:31:42,560 --> 02:31:43,560 Ah, the fuck. 2180 02:31:48,560 --> 02:31:49,560 Sell a power cell. 2181 02:31:50,560 --> 02:31:52,560 I don't have any power cells, do I? 2182 02:31:53,560 --> 02:31:54,560 *Sounds of power cells* 2183 02:31:54,560 --> 02:31:55,560 *Sounds of power cells* 2184 02:31:56,560 --> 02:31:57,560 *Sounds of power cells* 2185 02:31:58,560 --> 02:31:59,560 *Sounds of power cells* 2186 02:32:00,560 --> 02:32:12,820 Now we need to go to the shop and do ourselves up. 2187 02:32:14,400 --> 02:32:16,160 Which we said we do in the last one. 2188 02:32:16,500 --> 02:32:20,640 A new realm has opened. 2189 02:32:20,840 --> 02:32:22,020 The Ishimura office. 2190 02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:23,060 The main atrium. 2191 02:32:24,020 --> 02:32:28,000 We've got stuff piling out of the sky towards the city. 2192 02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:30,700 It's rapid. 2193 02:32:30,840 --> 02:32:31,780 Sorry about your ears. 2194 02:32:32,360 --> 02:32:34,280 Rest in peace your ears. 2195 02:32:34,460 --> 02:32:35,280 Sorry about that. 2196 02:32:41,140 --> 02:32:41,580 Yeah. 2197 02:32:48,900 --> 02:32:50,900 We've got to get the ABS working. 2198 02:32:51,880 --> 02:32:54,900 Anti-airlock braking system. 2199 02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:56,200 Anti-braking system. 2200 02:32:57,260 --> 02:32:58,700 Automated braking system. 2201 02:32:58,840 --> 02:33:00,060 ABS as standard. 2202 02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:00,540 Okay. 2203 02:33:00,600 --> 02:33:03,400 Bluetooth surround sound as standard. 2204 02:33:06,720 --> 02:33:10,820 This room is where they designed glove boxes for cards. 2205 02:33:11,940 --> 02:33:14,580 And they outsourced all that to space. 2206 02:33:15,700 --> 02:33:18,460 And now it's the Chinese that have the fucking jump on us. 2207 02:33:19,160 --> 02:33:23,480 The Chinese have the jump on us now since we started outsourcing all the stuff to them. 2208 02:33:28,000 --> 02:33:29,000 The ABS is anti-lock braking system. 2209 02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:30,240 The ABS is anti-lock braking system. 2210 02:33:30,240 --> 02:33:33,460 Thanks so much Sean Casey for the trivia. 2211 02:33:33,460 --> 02:33:35,220 Thank you so much. 2212 02:33:35,220 --> 02:33:36,040 We need that. 2213 02:33:36,180 --> 02:33:37,300 And it's what keeps us going. 2214 02:33:39,300 --> 02:33:46,840 A couple of boxes here with stuff in them. 2215 02:33:46,840 --> 02:33:49,460 We need security backup here immediately. 2216 02:33:49,840 --> 02:33:50,760 Guns are useless. 2217 02:33:50,900 --> 02:33:52,180 We can't hold them back for very long. 2218 02:33:53,180 --> 02:33:56,140 Sounds like they're having a bit of a fucking hard time. 2219 02:33:56,680 --> 02:33:59,540 Sounds like they could need to dig out anyways wherever they are. 2220 02:34:01,220 --> 02:34:03,780 As long as it's not to be dug out of a black hole. 2221 02:34:04,680 --> 02:34:06,880 Sure I'm not going in any black hole for anyone. 2222 02:34:07,000 --> 02:34:07,740 I wouldn't come out. 2223 02:34:08,640 --> 02:34:10,640 You would not get out of the place. 2224 02:34:12,020 --> 02:34:13,520 We can use our line anyway. 2225 02:34:13,620 --> 02:34:16,580 The magic line always tells you where to go when you're lost. 2226 02:34:22,980 --> 02:34:24,020 Bad news guys. 2227 02:34:24,120 --> 02:34:26,280 I'm afraid the Chinese have the jump on us. 2228 02:34:29,740 --> 02:34:31,280 And we'll save that game there. 2229 02:34:31,340 --> 02:34:32,560 That's a great little situation. 2230 02:34:32,560 --> 02:34:36,660 A real nice part of the game is when you get to save your progress. 2231 02:34:36,660 --> 02:34:53,860 Really glad that they implemented the line physics in the game. 2232 02:34:56,240 --> 02:34:59,320 It's just like a constant follow the line quest. 2233 02:35:00,520 --> 02:35:02,920 Nothing can go wrong when you've got a line going. 2234 02:35:04,780 --> 02:35:06,380 We all, everyone needs a line. 2235 02:35:06,380 --> 02:35:15,040 In many ways the line could be symbolic of hope. 2236 02:35:18,240 --> 02:35:19,580 Mind your language man. 2237 02:35:20,200 --> 02:35:20,860 Listen to this guy. 2238 02:35:22,700 --> 02:35:23,460 Kendra Lust. 2239 02:35:26,980 --> 02:35:27,220 Right. 2240 02:35:29,340 --> 02:35:29,660 I heard that. 2241 02:35:30,600 --> 02:35:30,820 Yeah. 2242 02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:32,560 This mess. 2243 02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:35,340 Is the asteroid defense system. 2244 02:35:37,160 --> 02:35:38,220 I can fix these boards. 2245 02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:40,380 But the main power routing is shot. 2246 02:35:41,520 --> 02:35:43,100 You're going to have to reroute them manually. 2247 02:35:43,260 --> 02:35:45,120 Through at least three junction boxes. 2248 02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:46,960 To activate the primary cannon. 2249 02:35:47,680 --> 02:35:49,260 Primary cannon initiation. 2250 02:35:49,260 --> 02:35:50,300 Activated. 2251 02:35:50,300 --> 02:35:51,360 Primary. 2252 02:35:51,360 --> 02:35:53,020 I'd like to use them to get. 2253 02:35:53,680 --> 02:35:54,560 Robot voice. 2254 02:35:54,560 --> 02:35:56,500 This is the new robot voice. 2255 02:35:56,500 --> 02:35:58,200 And Marvel Comics. 2256 02:35:58,200 --> 02:35:59,600 Or fucking DC United. 2257 02:35:59,980 --> 02:36:01,620 Or Warner Brothers. 2258 02:36:01,860 --> 02:36:03,820 Any of you dickheads out there. 2259 02:36:04,020 --> 02:36:05,820 Want to use this as a new character. 2260 02:36:06,340 --> 02:36:07,440 This is my new one. 2261 02:36:07,500 --> 02:36:08,780 It's called Robo Francis. 2262 02:36:11,340 --> 02:36:13,840 Enemy initiation activated. 2263 02:36:14,220 --> 02:36:16,000 Only got three minutes to move. 2264 02:36:16,340 --> 02:36:17,140 Get the fuck out. 2265 02:36:17,680 --> 02:36:19,820 Enemy initiation activated. 2266 02:36:20,600 --> 02:36:21,960 Get out the room now. 2267 02:36:23,260 --> 02:36:23,900 Any of you. 2268 02:36:24,160 --> 02:36:26,340 Any of you wise guys out there. 2269 02:36:26,400 --> 02:36:27,280 In Hollyweird. 2270 02:36:27,380 --> 02:36:28,280 Want to use that. 2271 02:36:28,840 --> 02:36:29,960 You got to come through me. 2272 02:36:30,340 --> 02:36:31,320 And if I see you. 2273 02:36:31,400 --> 02:36:32,420 If I see that voice. 2274 02:36:32,500 --> 02:36:32,980 Or hear it. 2275 02:36:33,040 --> 02:36:34,720 Being used in any of your shit flicks. 2276 02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:35,340 In the future. 2277 02:36:37,340 --> 02:36:38,660 You'd want to watch out. 2278 02:36:46,660 --> 02:36:47,280 Watch out. 2279 02:36:47,320 --> 02:36:48,640 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 2280 02:36:48,740 --> 02:36:49,080 We'll get out. 2281 02:36:49,080 --> 02:36:56,200 Will Robo Francis be sold in Smith's toys? 2282 02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:57,300 It will Jake. 2283 02:36:57,680 --> 02:36:58,500 It's coming to you. 2284 02:36:58,920 --> 02:36:59,320 Be careful. 2285 02:37:00,660 --> 02:37:01,720 I saw something out there. 2286 02:37:01,740 --> 02:37:02,300 I don't know what. 2287 02:37:02,700 --> 02:37:04,380 Is he fucking chatting away to me? 2288 02:37:05,060 --> 02:37:05,660 It was big. 2289 02:37:06,660 --> 02:37:07,580 Really big. 2290 02:37:13,580 --> 02:37:16,120 Enemy initiation automated. 2291 02:37:16,540 --> 02:37:17,040 Please. 2292 02:37:17,880 --> 02:37:19,820 Don't put your feet on seats. 2293 02:37:20,860 --> 02:37:22,420 Or maybe Robo Francis. 2294 02:37:22,660 --> 02:37:23,460 Just as a guy. 2295 02:37:23,720 --> 02:37:27,180 A robot that goes around the carriages. 2296 02:37:27,660 --> 02:37:28,500 All the trains. 2297 02:37:28,620 --> 02:37:28,960 Just going. 2298 02:37:29,820 --> 02:37:30,300 Please. 2299 02:37:30,580 --> 02:37:32,840 Do not put your feet on seats. 2300 02:37:35,620 --> 02:37:36,100 Please. 2301 02:37:36,320 --> 02:37:38,560 Do not put your feet on seats. 2302 02:37:38,820 --> 02:37:41,000 Or leave rubbish behind. 2303 02:37:41,160 --> 02:37:42,340 Please put it in a bag. 2304 02:37:42,440 --> 02:37:42,940 Thank you. 2305 02:37:48,940 --> 02:37:52,340 Do I sit in that chair there and just chill out? 2306 02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:53,620 Do a bit of streaming? 2307 02:37:56,200 --> 02:38:02,260 I wonder could he rig up a fucking webcam here and a PC and do a bit of streaming from here? 2308 02:38:03,260 --> 02:38:04,420 Maybe he could go on Twitch. 2309 02:38:05,240 --> 02:38:10,080 Maybe he could do some streaming on YouTube and then I could be just always asking him why isn't he on Twitch. 2310 02:38:11,300 --> 02:38:13,160 And it would be like streamception. 2311 02:38:13,340 --> 02:38:16,180 And then he'll be streaming a game of a man who's playing a game. 2312 02:38:17,840 --> 02:38:19,100 And maybe I'll be the one. 2313 02:38:19,340 --> 02:38:20,360 He'll be controlling me. 2314 02:38:20,600 --> 02:38:21,720 He'll be controlling me. 2315 02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:21,720 He'll be controlling me. 2316 02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:22,020 He'll be playing. 2317 02:38:22,020 --> 02:38:22,260 He'll be playing. 2318 02:38:22,260 --> 02:38:22,680 He'll be playing. 2319 02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:22,680 He'll be playing. 2320 02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:22,680 He'll be playing. 2321 02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:23,120 He'll be playing. 2322 02:38:23,120 --> 02:38:23,200 He'll be playing. 2323 02:38:23,200 --> 02:38:23,260 He'll be playing. 2324 02:38:23,260 --> 02:38:23,580 He'll be playing. 2325 02:38:23,580 --> 02:38:24,820 These things don't die easily. 2326 02:38:24,820 --> 02:38:37,240 Follow the line again, Isaac. 2327 02:38:37,240 --> 02:39:00,120 They've made an absolute hames of space, haven't they? 2328 02:39:02,120 --> 02:39:09,460 I don't know if it's the Chinese or if it's Planet Cracker Starship Ishimura. 2329 02:39:10,580 --> 02:39:11,760 Planet Cracker. 2330 02:39:13,720 --> 02:39:15,060 Planet Cracker. 2331 02:39:17,140 --> 02:39:19,700 I wonder if that's where Uncle Cracker lives. 2332 02:39:21,060 --> 02:39:23,140 That fella who sang that song. 2333 02:39:23,740 --> 02:39:24,380 Do you remember him? 2334 02:39:27,180 --> 02:39:29,300 Follow me, everything will be alright. 2335 02:39:30,040 --> 02:39:33,020 Well, it doesn't fucking look alright at the moment, Cracker. 2336 02:39:33,020 --> 02:39:34,960 At least he's kind of fucked up. 2337 02:39:37,500 --> 02:39:38,600 Jesus Christ! 2338 02:39:50,820 --> 02:39:52,880 I've no, I've no shtasis either. 2339 02:39:53,880 --> 02:39:54,100 Huh? 2340 02:39:55,420 --> 02:39:56,560 Shoot it in the back, Isaac. 2341 02:39:57,320 --> 02:39:58,920 It doesn't even let me get to the back. 2342 02:39:58,920 --> 02:40:15,380 It's fucking... 2343 02:40:15,380 --> 02:40:20,620 It's Arlene Foster's final form. 2344 02:40:22,300 --> 02:40:22,920 We're fucked. 2345 02:40:23,440 --> 02:40:24,780 We need to move fast. 2346 02:40:24,960 --> 02:40:27,160 They've just legalized abortion and gay marriage. 2347 02:40:27,600 --> 02:40:28,680 Arlene's paste. 2348 02:40:29,200 --> 02:40:31,400 Get the hell away from her fast now. 2349 02:40:34,480 --> 02:40:34,960 No! 2350 02:40:34,960 --> 02:40:35,120 No! 2351 02:40:44,500 --> 02:40:45,020 No! 2352 02:40:45,020 --> 02:40:45,260 No! 2353 02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:53,740 Fuck! 2354 02:40:53,740 --> 02:40:53,740 Fuck! 2355 02:40:53,740 --> 02:40:57,260 Sorry about that. 2356 02:41:00,260 --> 02:41:01,100 Sorry about that. 2357 02:41:04,940 --> 02:41:05,420 Uncle... 2358 02:41:05,420 --> 02:41:07,100 Uncle Planet Cracker. 2359 02:41:07,220 --> 02:41:08,040 Thank you very much. 2360 02:41:09,440 --> 02:41:11,140 Why don't you stream on Bebo? 2361 02:41:11,380 --> 02:41:13,280 I don't know if you can stream on Bebo. 2362 02:41:13,660 --> 02:41:14,820 That's why I'm not doing that. 2363 02:41:19,160 --> 02:41:20,940 He came out of nowhere, this lad. 2364 02:41:21,600 --> 02:41:23,580 He just dropped down and it was like, 2365 02:41:23,640 --> 02:41:24,360 How are you getting on? 2366 02:41:25,200 --> 02:41:26,540 I'm ready to kill you now. 2367 02:41:27,180 --> 02:41:28,280 I was like, ready to kill me? 2368 02:41:28,880 --> 02:41:30,960 You never even told me you were coming for a visit. 2369 02:41:31,580 --> 02:41:34,800 You were an unannounced visitor and now you want to kill me. 2370 02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:36,480 Fucking lies. 2371 02:41:36,580 --> 02:41:37,500 Pack of lies. 2372 02:41:46,500 --> 02:41:47,300 Here he is. 2373 02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:49,300 Monster Delgado. 2374 02:41:51,000 --> 02:41:51,720 Come on! 2375 02:41:55,800 --> 02:41:57,100 Elgato Streamlink. 2376 02:41:57,640 --> 02:41:58,120 Elgato. 2377 02:41:58,880 --> 02:42:00,180 Elgato Game Pack. 2378 02:42:00,480 --> 02:42:00,880 Capture. 2379 02:42:01,960 --> 02:42:04,300 This is for the fucking Elgato S60. 2380 02:42:06,800 --> 02:42:08,680 This is for the GPU, man. 2381 02:42:09,080 --> 02:42:09,940 The RTX. 2382 02:42:10,700 --> 02:42:12,800 This is for the 1070 you put... 2383 02:42:12,800 --> 02:42:13,540 You sent me back. 2384 02:42:15,140 --> 02:42:16,100 You can't. 2385 02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:19,580 This is for the graphics card. 2386 02:42:21,180 --> 02:42:23,280 That's for the cooling processor unit. 2387 02:42:23,640 --> 02:42:24,640 That's for the case. 2388 02:42:24,720 --> 02:42:26,100 The Cooler Master case. 2389 02:42:26,760 --> 02:42:28,280 This is for the power unit. 2390 02:42:28,440 --> 02:42:29,220 60 volts. 2391 02:42:29,340 --> 02:42:30,000 60 watts. 2392 02:42:33,080 --> 02:42:34,340 What are you doing to me? 2393 02:42:35,380 --> 02:42:35,840 Yes! 2394 02:42:38,480 --> 02:42:39,080 Slice. 2395 02:42:39,420 --> 02:42:40,000 Slice. 2396 02:42:40,280 --> 02:42:41,180 Sliced pan. 2397 02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:43,000 Brennan's bread. 2398 02:42:43,800 --> 02:42:44,960 Today's bread. 2399 02:42:45,840 --> 02:42:46,240 Today. 2400 02:42:46,600 --> 02:42:47,680 Thank you very much. 2401 02:42:48,160 --> 02:42:48,960 Not tomorrow. 2402 02:42:49,300 --> 02:42:50,080 Not yesterday. 2403 02:42:50,480 --> 02:42:51,380 Not the day after. 2404 02:42:51,740 --> 02:42:52,760 Not the day before. 2405 02:42:53,060 --> 02:42:53,800 But today. 2406 02:42:54,080 --> 02:42:54,840 Today's bread. 2407 02:42:55,340 --> 02:42:56,600 Stick that up your hole. 2408 02:42:56,600 --> 02:43:11,020 Thank you very much. 2409 02:43:12,140 --> 02:43:13,000 Pat the baker. 2410 02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:13,780 Eh? 2411 02:43:15,000 --> 02:43:15,760 So fresh. 2412 02:43:15,820 --> 02:43:16,420 He's famous. 2413 02:43:16,940 --> 02:43:17,640 Look at that. 2414 02:43:18,440 --> 02:43:19,120 He's fucked. 2415 02:43:20,120 --> 02:43:21,280 He's fucked. 2416 02:43:21,600 --> 02:43:22,980 He's famous now, eh? 2417 02:43:23,540 --> 02:43:25,820 You got your 15 minutes of fame there, man. 2418 02:43:25,820 --> 02:43:28,800 You're in front of the world. 2419 02:43:28,900 --> 02:43:30,980 This is going live on YouTube, baby. 2420 02:43:31,280 --> 02:43:33,080 This is going live to YouTube. 2421 02:43:33,260 --> 02:43:33,980 And you're fucked. 2422 02:43:34,100 --> 02:43:34,700 You ruined it. 2423 02:43:35,340 --> 02:43:37,120 Best moment of your life. 2424 02:43:38,340 --> 02:43:39,300 Unfolded in front of... 2425 02:43:39,300 --> 02:43:40,500 The worst moment of your life. 2426 02:43:40,680 --> 02:43:42,200 Unfolded in front of... 2427 02:43:42,200 --> 02:43:43,780 Millions of viewers. 2428 02:43:45,180 --> 02:43:46,220 Potentially millions. 2429 02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:48,500 Potentially millions. 2430 02:43:48,660 --> 02:43:50,680 I know that it doesn't say millions there at the moment. 2431 02:43:50,680 --> 02:43:51,640 But it could be. 2432 02:43:52,360 --> 02:43:53,680 Who's to say we're wrong? 2433 02:43:54,660 --> 02:43:55,920 Fucking Eddie Snowden. 2434 02:43:57,000 --> 02:43:58,040 Was, uh... 2435 02:43:58,040 --> 02:44:00,120 Saying that there was all sorts of fucking... 2436 02:44:01,120 --> 02:44:04,200 Jiggery-pokery going on behind the scenes there at Google. 2437 02:44:05,360 --> 02:44:06,500 And the NSA. 2438 02:44:09,740 --> 02:44:14,120 The National Silage Authority of the United States... 2439 02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:16,940 United Stasis of America. 2440 02:44:17,820 --> 02:44:18,120 Said... 2441 02:44:20,120 --> 02:44:22,040 That was the case, Frank. 2442 02:44:24,140 --> 02:44:27,280 Eddie Snowden has been banished to Spike Island. 2443 02:44:27,720 --> 02:44:30,780 He's actually going to be put inside Rikers Island Prison. 2444 02:44:31,220 --> 02:44:35,600 When Rikers Island is outsourced to Clare Island. 2445 02:44:35,780 --> 02:44:37,920 Just off the west coast of Ireland. 2446 02:44:41,260 --> 02:44:44,300 We're going to be taking care of a lot of New York's boldest. 2447 02:44:45,220 --> 02:44:46,080 Elevator control. 2448 02:44:46,180 --> 02:44:47,300 Do you want to control that elevator? 2449 02:44:47,300 --> 02:44:49,040 It is for now online. 2450 02:44:50,800 --> 02:44:51,820 It's online now. 2451 02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:55,960 Anguished. 2452 02:44:57,480 --> 02:44:59,000 Thanks, Anguished, for the anguish. 2453 02:44:59,080 --> 02:44:59,940 That's really kind of you. 2454 02:45:00,160 --> 02:45:00,600 Thank you. 2455 02:45:02,220 --> 02:45:03,340 I hope you're well. 2456 02:45:04,440 --> 02:45:06,540 I hope you're well and that you're keeping well. 2457 02:45:07,200 --> 02:45:08,660 And that you're in fine fettle. 2458 02:45:10,960 --> 02:45:13,400 On this Wicked Wednesday, man. 2459 02:45:14,760 --> 02:45:16,320 It's Wicked Wednesday, guys. 2460 02:45:17,300 --> 02:45:18,940 Show some love for Wicked Wednesday. 2461 02:45:24,820 --> 02:45:25,220 Right. 2462 02:45:25,340 --> 02:45:26,420 What we do here now. 2463 02:45:26,600 --> 02:45:29,020 We've a few nodes in the pocket. 2464 02:45:30,080 --> 02:45:31,500 We can do something. 2465 02:45:32,000 --> 02:45:34,440 I'm thinking of doozying up the Pulse Riff. 2466 02:45:35,320 --> 02:45:37,380 Getting a bit of a Pulse Riff going on that. 2467 02:45:38,060 --> 02:45:39,240 I've been thinking about it. 2468 02:45:39,260 --> 02:45:40,660 Yeah, I slept on it last night. 2469 02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:44,820 I thought, when I get to a workbench the next day in that game. 2470 02:45:45,560 --> 02:45:47,240 Will I do up the Pulse Riff? 2471 02:45:47,880 --> 02:45:49,440 Or will I keep it tight? 2472 02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:52,320 And really go to town. 2473 02:45:53,060 --> 02:45:53,860 On the Cutter. 2474 02:45:53,860 --> 02:45:58,860 Hashtag... 2475 02:45:59,520 --> 02:46:01,820 If you've just joined us, everyone, welcome to the game. 2476 02:46:01,940 --> 02:46:04,800 Hashtag Wicked Wednesday for a chance to win. 2477 02:46:07,860 --> 02:46:08,960 Wudu Wednesday. 2478 02:46:10,640 --> 02:46:11,720 No adjacent node. 2479 02:46:11,960 --> 02:46:13,020 No adjacent node. 2480 02:46:16,960 --> 02:46:18,060 I'm liking the Cutter. 2481 02:46:18,140 --> 02:46:19,220 I'm going to take the Cutter off. 2482 02:46:19,760 --> 02:46:19,880 Yeah. 2483 02:46:21,680 --> 02:46:22,700 She's gone on... 2484 02:46:22,700 --> 02:46:24,700 We're gone high on damage there. 2485 02:46:26,380 --> 02:46:27,820 And a bit of capacity too. 2486 02:46:28,000 --> 02:46:28,180 No. 2487 02:46:28,880 --> 02:46:29,340 No. 2488 02:46:30,340 --> 02:46:30,780 No. 2489 02:46:34,120 --> 02:46:34,560 No. 2490 02:46:34,560 --> 02:46:34,600 No. 2491 02:46:35,160 --> 02:46:35,640 No. 2492 02:46:36,400 --> 02:46:36,880 No. 2493 02:46:37,740 --> 02:46:38,520 Why not? 2494 02:46:39,800 --> 02:46:40,540 Why not? 2495 02:46:41,040 --> 02:46:41,800 Why not? 2496 02:46:42,800 --> 02:46:43,600 Why not? 2497 02:46:44,260 --> 02:46:45,360 Maybe we do the Rifle. 2498 02:46:45,360 --> 02:46:45,380 Maybe we do the Rifle. 2499 02:46:55,980 --> 02:46:57,640 Why can't I do any of this now? 2500 02:46:59,460 --> 02:47:00,960 You need to do the first one, is it? 2501 02:47:03,380 --> 02:47:04,100 Then this. 2502 02:47:08,220 --> 02:47:09,020 And then that. 2503 02:47:09,020 --> 02:47:09,020 And then that. 2504 02:47:11,300 --> 02:47:12,020 And then... 2505 02:47:12,020 --> 02:47:15,320 Do the rig up a little bit better, maybe. 2506 02:47:15,480 --> 02:47:17,720 Or maybe go back to the Pulse Rifle or the Plasma. 2507 02:47:19,000 --> 02:47:20,620 And stick the capacity up on that. 2508 02:47:21,760 --> 02:47:22,120 Yeah. 2509 02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:25,160 I'm just going to do it my way, okay? 2510 02:47:25,200 --> 02:47:26,320 I'm not going to wait up for you. 2511 02:47:26,420 --> 02:47:31,860 I know that could be annoying for people there who aren't arsed with the chat or stuff like that. 2512 02:47:31,940 --> 02:47:37,680 If I'm standing around waiting for people to give me the information I need and crave to complete the game. 2513 02:47:38,820 --> 02:47:43,480 There's unfortunately 30 or 40 seconds of lag before your message is seen by me. 2514 02:47:43,840 --> 02:47:44,880 And vice versa. 2515 02:47:45,140 --> 02:47:46,780 I believe that is the way. 2516 02:47:47,680 --> 02:47:52,880 So it's like having a really long, drawn-out, frustrating conversation. 2517 02:47:54,380 --> 02:47:56,460 And we don't get anywhere either. 2518 02:47:57,800 --> 02:48:00,160 And the casuals are like, oh, this is shit. 2519 02:48:00,160 --> 02:48:09,620 It's a wicked Wednesday speedrun, guys. 2520 02:48:09,740 --> 02:48:10,380 It's all happening. 2521 02:48:10,540 --> 02:48:11,520 It's all happening fast. 2522 02:48:12,480 --> 02:48:13,860 Is that a helicopter? 2523 02:48:14,020 --> 02:48:15,020 Jesus Christ! 2524 02:48:15,940 --> 02:48:16,500 Watch out! 2525 02:48:16,540 --> 02:48:17,880 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! 2526 02:48:17,980 --> 02:48:18,320 We'll get out! 2527 02:48:20,360 --> 02:48:22,720 The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite. 2528 02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:24,140 Not in a million years. 2529 02:48:24,140 --> 02:48:27,180 Mama Duck circumvents the license fee. 2530 02:48:27,300 --> 02:48:28,820 That's the fucking beauty of Mama Duck. 2531 02:48:29,840 --> 02:48:30,800 Look at Mama Duck. 2532 02:48:30,960 --> 02:48:32,380 It's come to a head now. 2533 02:48:32,760 --> 02:48:42,420 The GR Matrix, on behalf of the GR Matrix, the primary GTF subroute, and of course, you guessed it, the running diagnostic. 2534 02:48:44,000 --> 02:48:46,380 We want to say a big thank you very much, Mama Duck. 2535 02:48:46,440 --> 02:48:49,100 You have verified the Alpha 2450's key. 2536 02:48:49,840 --> 02:48:54,160 And we're confirming the frequency now that you've come through on. 2537 02:48:54,300 --> 02:48:59,220 We just want to say big, big, big thanks from everybody out here at the Galaxy to you. 2538 02:49:03,220 --> 02:49:05,920 You're keeping the spaceship on the right track. 2539 02:49:06,020 --> 02:49:06,740 Thank you very much. 2540 02:49:08,400 --> 02:49:09,520 And thank you very much. 2541 02:49:09,940 --> 02:49:10,880 And thank you. 2542 02:49:11,100 --> 02:49:11,840 And best of luck. 2543 02:49:12,120 --> 02:49:12,640 And thank you. 2544 02:49:23,400 --> 02:49:24,520 Gabe Logan. 2545 02:49:24,520 --> 02:49:24,600 Gabe Logan. 2546 02:49:24,600 --> 02:49:24,600 Gabe Logan. 2547 02:49:24,600 --> 02:49:25,520 Gabe Logan. 2548 02:49:25,520 --> 02:49:27,640 There's a name we haven't heard in a long time. 2549 02:49:29,640 --> 02:49:31,420 It's been a couple of weeks. 2550 02:49:33,560 --> 02:49:38,200 We started that with the best of intentions and it went by the wayside. 2551 02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:44,660 I don't know if or not you want to see any more of that Psyche on Pilgrim. 2552 02:49:44,660 --> 02:49:47,960 I personally wouldn't mind playing more Psyche on Pilgrim. 2553 02:49:48,740 --> 02:49:49,460 At some stage. 2554 02:49:49,540 --> 02:49:50,040 Not today. 2555 02:49:50,640 --> 02:49:52,960 But I don't think any of you want that. 2556 02:49:52,960 --> 02:49:57,180 By maritime law, article 5469. 2557 02:49:57,180 --> 02:50:00,880 I hereby declare Captain Benjamin Matthias unfit for duty. 2558 02:50:01,880 --> 02:50:04,360 A martyr must be delivered to the church. 2559 02:50:05,960 --> 02:50:07,720 Terrence, please. 2560 02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:09,020 I'm sorry, Ben. 2561 02:50:09,360 --> 02:50:10,660 I can't let you do this. 2562 02:50:12,680 --> 02:50:13,160 Traitor. 2563 02:50:14,360 --> 02:50:14,940 Heretic. 2564 02:50:15,400 --> 02:50:16,060 Hold his head. 2565 02:50:16,240 --> 02:50:16,820 Murderer! 2566 02:50:17,360 --> 02:50:18,240 Hold him. 2567 02:50:19,060 --> 02:50:19,900 Murderer! 2568 02:50:19,900 --> 02:50:20,900 Murderer! 2569 02:50:22,900 --> 02:50:23,900 Murderer! 2570 02:50:25,900 --> 02:50:26,900 Jesus, he got nailed. 2571 02:50:28,380 --> 02:50:28,900 Your man got nailed. 2572 02:50:30,740 --> 02:50:30,900 Dead. 2573 02:50:34,900 --> 02:50:36,080 No, it was an accident. 2574 02:50:36,080 --> 02:50:37,320 I had to stop him. 2575 02:50:37,420 --> 02:50:37,840 Oh, yeah. 2576 02:50:37,900 --> 02:50:38,600 Arrest the doctor. 2577 02:50:38,860 --> 02:50:40,060 Save it for the judge. 2578 02:50:41,640 --> 02:50:42,960 Save it for the judge. 2579 02:50:42,960 --> 02:50:56,680 He's struggling. 2580 02:50:56,920 --> 02:50:57,900 The bookie is struggling. 2581 02:50:58,040 --> 02:51:00,020 We need to put some stuff into his back. 2582 02:51:01,700 --> 02:51:03,460 Into his machine that goes green. 2583 02:51:07,660 --> 02:51:08,720 Small med pack. 2584 02:51:09,920 --> 02:51:10,780 Medium air can. 2585 02:51:10,780 --> 02:51:14,800 Could do with a few jerry cans full of health. 2586 02:51:17,140 --> 02:51:17,960 Three of them. 2587 02:51:25,440 --> 02:51:26,360 He's a monster. 2588 02:51:26,500 --> 02:51:27,780 Your man Ivan's a monster. 2589 02:51:27,980 --> 02:51:28,400 Isaac. 2590 02:51:28,620 --> 02:51:29,840 The Isaac index. 2591 02:51:35,180 --> 02:51:36,440 Save that game again. 2592 02:51:36,440 --> 02:51:36,520 Okay. 2593 02:51:36,520 --> 02:51:44,780 Jerry cans full of jerry men. 2594 02:51:46,520 --> 02:51:49,580 I've got a case full of jerry at home if you want. 2595 02:51:51,800 --> 02:51:54,600 I've got a box full of jerry men if you want some. 2596 02:51:54,600 --> 02:51:55,840 Such a vacuum. 2597 02:51:58,240 --> 02:51:59,600 Isaac Yates. 2598 02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:06,920 You've earned a trophy. 2599 02:52:07,080 --> 02:52:08,400 The trophy is merchant. 2600 02:52:09,680 --> 02:52:10,100 Good luck. 2601 02:52:10,920 --> 02:52:11,960 Oh, sorry. 2602 02:52:18,460 --> 02:52:19,200 That's great stuff. 2603 02:52:19,820 --> 02:52:20,940 That's great stuff as well. 2604 02:52:21,740 --> 02:52:23,740 Just so much great stuff happening in one go. 2605 02:52:23,820 --> 02:52:25,580 It's very hard to keep it contained. 2606 02:52:25,700 --> 02:52:26,440 Keep it in on things. 2607 02:52:26,440 --> 02:52:34,660 And there's a stasis unit as well. 2608 02:52:34,780 --> 02:52:35,400 It's great stuff. 2609 02:52:35,480 --> 02:52:37,160 We can charge that stasis up. 2610 02:52:37,240 --> 02:52:38,820 And it's been a while since we did that. 2611 02:52:39,520 --> 02:52:42,000 It's been a long time since we've had a nice bit of stasis. 2612 02:52:48,800 --> 02:52:51,340 Just take control of those guys once more. 2613 02:52:51,340 --> 02:52:54,180 It's a bit of catharsis there. 2614 02:52:56,000 --> 02:52:57,240 We doubled the charge. 2615 02:52:57,320 --> 02:52:58,480 We charged up the stasis. 2616 02:52:58,960 --> 02:53:00,760 And we charged up the catharsis. 2617 02:53:01,560 --> 02:53:02,340 So we're good to go. 2618 02:53:02,340 --> 02:53:04,720 It looks like some of the gravity plating is malfunctioning. 2619 02:53:05,280 --> 02:53:05,500 What? 2620 02:53:05,500 --> 02:53:08,620 Keep an eye out for any kind of distortion effect coming from the floor. 2621 02:53:08,980 --> 02:53:09,440 What? 2622 02:53:09,560 --> 02:53:10,280 It could be dangerous. 2623 02:53:10,980 --> 02:53:11,900 You're joking. 2624 02:53:14,700 --> 02:53:15,660 Fucking hell man. 2625 02:53:15,660 --> 02:53:16,960 They're laying it on thick. 2626 02:53:16,960 --> 02:53:19,780 It's wicked Wednesday. 2627 02:53:22,680 --> 02:53:24,720 And this is how they want to treat me, is it? 2628 02:53:28,400 --> 02:53:29,280 I've got stasis. 2629 02:53:29,760 --> 02:53:31,880 I don't care about any of these guys around here. 2630 02:53:31,920 --> 02:53:32,520 I've got stasis. 2631 02:53:32,980 --> 02:53:35,040 And I can go all day, baby. 2632 02:53:35,660 --> 02:53:37,400 I can go all day with the stasis. 2633 02:53:39,000 --> 02:53:39,960 Fucking where's he gone? 2634 02:53:40,380 --> 02:53:41,140 Where's he gone? 2635 02:53:42,560 --> 02:53:43,680 We haven't got all day. 2636 02:53:43,740 --> 02:53:44,420 We need to move. 2637 02:53:44,420 --> 02:53:45,700 We need to move fast. 2638 02:53:45,700 --> 02:53:55,980 Is he turned into invisibility? 2639 02:53:56,140 --> 02:53:56,380 Is he? 2640 02:53:56,460 --> 02:53:56,600 Is he? 2641 02:54:01,100 --> 02:54:02,340 Has he turned invisible? 2642 02:54:02,480 --> 02:54:02,820 That's that. 2643 02:54:03,220 --> 02:54:03,980 Is that him there? 2644 02:54:03,980 --> 02:54:04,020 Is that him there? 2645 02:54:10,780 --> 02:54:11,780 Jesus Christ. 2646 02:54:13,780 --> 02:54:14,400 Oh, look. 2647 02:54:15,000 --> 02:54:21,060 When they walk over the yoke there, it turns them into fucking David Icke. 2648 02:54:22,140 --> 02:54:24,060 We need to, uh... 2649 02:54:24,060 --> 02:54:27,540 We need to use our grav gun and smooth over it, I'd say. 2650 02:54:28,840 --> 02:54:30,280 Or stick to the side. 2651 02:54:30,280 --> 02:54:39,820 It's scary. 2652 02:54:40,080 --> 02:54:40,660 It's scary. 2653 02:54:40,660 --> 02:54:40,720 It's scary. 2654 02:54:46,940 --> 02:54:47,700 Good luck. 2655 02:54:48,640 --> 02:54:49,080 Hey. 2656 02:54:49,800 --> 02:54:52,640 The cutter is strong enough now after we did it up. 2657 02:54:52,760 --> 02:54:56,440 One of those blasts was enough to take that bad guy out. 2658 02:54:56,440 --> 02:55:03,560 Really looking forward to ranking up that pulse rifle as well. 2659 02:55:04,080 --> 02:55:06,300 I've been thinking about that for a while now. 2660 02:55:07,360 --> 02:55:10,140 It's gonna be amazing when it happens. 2661 02:55:17,600 --> 02:55:18,520 Pulse time. 2662 02:55:19,200 --> 02:55:22,840 And we've got another contender has entered the ring down there. 2663 02:55:23,700 --> 02:55:25,180 Is he gonna come around the corner, though? 2664 02:55:25,680 --> 02:55:27,980 Will he be smart enough to get over these vents? 2665 02:55:29,280 --> 02:55:30,700 Without getting shocked up. 2666 02:55:31,240 --> 02:55:32,220 He's over them. 2667 02:55:32,760 --> 02:55:33,420 He's over them. 2668 02:55:36,940 --> 02:55:37,580 Come on. 2669 02:55:37,580 --> 02:55:37,580 Come on. 2670 02:55:38,300 --> 02:55:38,980 Come on. 2671 02:55:40,020 --> 02:55:40,660 Oh, he's smart. 2672 02:55:41,700 --> 02:55:42,400 He's learned. 2673 02:55:43,620 --> 02:55:44,320 He's learned. 2674 02:55:45,220 --> 02:55:46,200 But he's got no legs. 2675 02:55:47,860 --> 02:55:49,040 No arms now either. 2676 02:55:49,520 --> 02:55:50,500 And a shtambe as well. 2677 02:55:50,720 --> 02:55:52,120 Just to make things credible. 2678 02:55:52,880 --> 02:55:54,320 Just for the fucking laugh. 2679 02:55:55,020 --> 02:55:55,640 There we go. 2680 02:55:56,380 --> 02:55:58,320 Just to make sure he's definitely... 2681 02:55:58,320 --> 02:55:58,880 Look at the... 2682 02:55:58,880 --> 02:56:00,000 Oh, mess. 2683 02:56:01,080 --> 02:56:02,060 What a mess. 2684 02:56:03,180 --> 02:56:03,780 Yes. 2685 02:56:04,820 --> 02:56:05,460 Yes. 2686 02:56:05,460 --> 02:56:05,580 Yes. 2687 02:56:05,580 --> 02:56:09,020 Really pleased with the way that turned out. 2688 02:56:09,920 --> 02:56:11,100 That was a great situation. 2689 02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:13,940 Very, very... 2690 02:56:13,940 --> 02:56:16,780 It was very clever of him as well to work out what... 2691 02:56:16,780 --> 02:56:18,080 Look at these guys. 2692 02:56:18,860 --> 02:56:19,420 Scum. 2693 02:56:21,600 --> 02:56:22,720 Fucking scum, man. 2694 02:56:24,680 --> 02:56:25,120 Call... 2695 02:56:25,120 --> 02:56:26,620 Someone call the guards fast. 2696 02:56:27,180 --> 02:56:29,500 Someone call the guards telling us mutants and everything. 2697 02:56:31,640 --> 02:56:32,520 Call an ambulance. 2698 02:56:32,660 --> 02:56:33,080 Call everyone. 2699 02:56:33,080 --> 02:56:37,240 Fucking scum. 2700 02:56:37,240 --> 02:56:37,680 Oh. 2701 02:56:40,160 --> 02:56:40,640 Helmet. 2702 02:56:43,980 --> 02:56:45,180 Just disgusting. 2703 02:56:47,040 --> 02:56:49,440 There's a lot of scuminess going on as well. 2704 02:56:49,520 --> 02:56:51,520 There's not much you can do about the scuminess. 2705 02:56:51,680 --> 02:56:52,420 They come out... 2706 02:56:52,420 --> 02:56:53,040 You're fast. 2707 02:56:53,240 --> 02:56:53,960 Fucking furious. 2708 02:56:54,960 --> 02:56:55,960 It's too fast. 2709 02:56:56,040 --> 02:56:56,900 It's too furious. 2710 02:56:57,940 --> 02:56:59,060 It's pure Vin Diesel. 2711 02:56:59,800 --> 02:57:01,360 And vindictive as well. 2712 02:57:02,040 --> 02:57:03,320 I heard about Vin Diesel. 2713 02:57:03,800 --> 02:57:06,280 He has a bit of a fucking vindictive streak in him. 2714 02:57:06,360 --> 02:57:07,700 Would I be right in saying that? 2715 02:57:10,500 --> 02:57:12,180 Oh no, he's meant to be a nice guy. 2716 02:57:17,620 --> 02:57:19,160 He's meant to be a nice guy. 2717 02:57:19,920 --> 02:57:21,720 Daniel Gallagher's a nice guy as well. 2718 02:57:21,780 --> 02:57:22,480 Thank you very much. 2719 02:57:23,220 --> 02:57:24,900 Tell Jake Wright he's fucked. 2720 02:57:25,900 --> 02:57:27,120 Well, Jake... 2721 02:57:27,120 --> 02:57:29,520 You heard the message there from Daniel Gallagher. 2722 02:57:31,360 --> 02:57:35,900 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but... 2723 02:57:35,900 --> 02:57:36,560 You're fucked. 2724 02:57:37,440 --> 02:57:40,740 I was hoping they would come up there and say you're fucked, but I did. 2725 02:57:41,520 --> 02:57:43,740 Thanks very much, Maria... 2726 02:57:43,740 --> 02:57:44,700 Maria McChrystal. 2727 02:57:45,060 --> 02:57:46,780 Let's get one more on those, uh... 2728 02:57:46,780 --> 02:57:48,340 You're fucked again for... 2729 02:57:48,340 --> 02:57:49,060 Jake Wright. 2730 02:57:49,560 --> 02:57:50,260 You're fucked. 2731 02:57:52,120 --> 02:57:54,220 It's not fucking doing it right. 2732 02:57:57,480 --> 02:57:58,920 Yeah, Jake Wright, man. 2733 02:57:59,500 --> 02:58:00,160 You're fucked. 2734 02:58:03,160 --> 02:58:03,880 There we go. 2735 02:58:09,700 --> 02:58:11,560 So now we did that. 2736 02:58:11,660 --> 02:58:13,920 We came the right way down there. 2737 02:58:14,140 --> 02:58:15,900 Then we fucking went down here. 2738 02:58:16,100 --> 02:58:19,760 We need to use the grav gun, the grav glove, to get these guys on the way. 2739 02:58:19,760 --> 02:58:25,880 We have a gravity-bong experience there. 2740 02:58:27,400 --> 02:58:28,160 Oh. 2741 02:58:31,160 --> 02:58:33,320 We have another Jessop. 2742 02:58:34,180 --> 02:58:37,020 Another Jessop has entered the realm. 2743 02:58:41,300 --> 02:58:44,300 His name is Julian Joachim. 2744 02:58:45,720 --> 02:58:47,980 Age and location unknown. 2745 02:58:49,400 --> 02:58:49,980 Profession. 2746 02:58:50,480 --> 02:58:51,940 Ex-footballer. 2747 02:58:52,860 --> 02:58:53,260 Repeat. 2748 02:58:53,540 --> 02:58:54,740 Ex-footballer. 2749 02:58:55,340 --> 02:58:56,320 Turned mutant. 2750 02:58:57,920 --> 02:58:59,780 Joachim is lurking. 2751 02:58:59,880 --> 02:59:01,000 He's crawling somewhere. 2752 02:59:03,080 --> 02:59:05,180 I think he played for Man City. 2753 02:59:05,180 --> 02:59:06,940 I think he played for Man City. 2754 02:59:06,940 --> 02:59:09,140 I think he played for Man City. 2755 02:59:10,720 --> 02:59:12,680 Get the fuck away from me, you. 2756 02:59:13,040 --> 02:59:14,000 Father fucks. 2757 02:59:26,940 --> 02:59:28,020 Joachim. 2758 02:59:28,020 --> 02:59:32,700 Joachim Phoenix. 2759 02:59:37,660 --> 02:59:38,960 Joachim Phoenix. 2760 02:59:41,040 --> 02:59:43,480 Okay, we've got a new monster, guys. 2761 02:59:43,740 --> 02:59:44,900 Wicked Wednesday is here. 2762 02:59:45,760 --> 02:59:47,780 Welcome to Wicked Wednesday, everyone. 2763 02:59:48,440 --> 02:59:49,920 Welcome to the Wicked Wednesday. 2764 02:59:50,100 --> 02:59:51,500 We've got a brand new monster. 2765 02:59:51,800 --> 02:59:54,600 His name is Joachim Phoenix. 2766 02:59:54,780 --> 02:59:55,140 Repeat. 2767 02:59:56,040 --> 02:59:57,580 Joachim Phoenix. 2768 02:59:58,080 --> 03:00:00,380 He's hiding behind a gate there. 2769 03:00:00,560 --> 03:00:01,860 And we're going to kill this guy. 2770 03:00:02,820 --> 03:00:03,380 He's scum. 2771 03:00:07,460 --> 03:00:08,440 I don't want to... 2772 03:00:08,440 --> 03:00:11,060 I hate to say it, but he's scum. 2773 03:00:11,740 --> 03:00:13,200 I don't want to say that. 2774 03:00:16,920 --> 03:00:17,960 But he's scum. 2775 03:00:17,960 --> 03:00:45,100 That was Joachim taking full control of the situation like a boss. 2776 03:00:45,100 --> 03:00:47,720 And what we've got to do is... 2777 03:00:47,720 --> 03:00:49,600 We're a boss in this situation. 2778 03:00:49,800 --> 03:00:52,020 We employ Joachim Phoenix. 2779 03:00:52,800 --> 03:00:56,500 And it's time to give Joachim his P-45. 2780 03:01:09,460 --> 03:01:11,220 Oh, I've got the Stasys as well. 2781 03:01:13,600 --> 03:01:14,320 This is... 2782 03:01:14,320 --> 03:01:15,940 This is just getting music. 2783 03:01:16,120 --> 03:01:17,640 This is music to my ears. 2784 03:01:17,740 --> 03:01:18,600 We've got the Stasys. 2785 03:01:21,460 --> 03:01:22,980 One of the Stasys deal. 2786 03:01:23,640 --> 03:01:25,440 How about that for some Stasys, man? 2787 03:01:26,340 --> 03:01:27,240 How about this? 2788 03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:30,300 Big energy. 2789 03:01:30,440 --> 03:01:30,880 Big love. 2790 03:01:30,960 --> 03:01:31,560 Big monster. 2791 03:01:32,840 --> 03:01:33,280 Fuck. 2792 03:01:33,280 --> 03:01:40,660 And he's alive for round two. 2793 03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:42,020 And he's alive for round two. 2794 03:01:43,120 --> 03:01:44,340 Stasys on you, man. 2795 03:01:56,420 --> 03:01:57,300 That's him done. 2796 03:01:57,500 --> 03:01:58,260 He's Dunskies. 2797 03:01:59,160 --> 03:02:00,860 Julian Joachim is no more. 2798 03:02:02,700 --> 03:02:04,880 Joachim Phoenix has been defeated. 2799 03:02:05,320 --> 03:02:09,460 The evil Phoenix will no longer be rising from the flames. 2800 03:02:13,560 --> 03:02:15,700 Tom thought he was in love when I came alive. 2801 03:02:16,160 --> 03:02:18,640 Turned out I was the hardest thing he'd ever had to chew. 2802 03:02:21,340 --> 03:02:24,420 Turns out he bit off more than he can chew, old Joachim. 2803 03:02:37,780 --> 03:02:39,540 Really glad that we killed that guy. 2804 03:02:40,700 --> 03:02:41,840 He was nothing but trouble. 2805 03:02:42,480 --> 03:02:43,220 Look at this. 2806 03:02:43,800 --> 03:02:45,000 Face has gone lula. 2807 03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:47,680 They need to get electricians in. 2808 03:02:47,800 --> 03:02:49,300 They need the whole Shambuzy. 2809 03:02:49,400 --> 03:02:51,460 It's an absolute fucking cluster. 2810 03:02:52,520 --> 03:02:53,860 It's a cluster feck. 2811 03:02:56,200 --> 03:02:58,640 Maybe I can Stasi these guys into next week. 2812 03:02:59,880 --> 03:03:00,320 Yes. 2813 03:03:00,720 --> 03:03:02,720 Don't touch the fucking Stasi pipes. 2814 03:03:03,180 --> 03:03:04,500 Otherwise you might get Dunin. 2815 03:03:06,500 --> 03:03:07,840 And then use the computer. 2816 03:03:08,200 --> 03:03:08,340 Yeah. 2817 03:03:09,340 --> 03:03:11,020 So, objective complete. 2818 03:03:11,160 --> 03:03:11,540 Well done. 2819 03:03:11,700 --> 03:03:12,680 Power system back on. 2820 03:03:12,680 --> 03:03:13,660 Power system box rerouted. 2821 03:03:14,660 --> 03:03:16,820 I'm making sound progress with the tracking grid. 2822 03:03:17,020 --> 03:03:18,220 We're making sound progress. 2823 03:03:18,360 --> 03:03:18,840 Did you hear that? 2824 03:03:18,940 --> 03:03:19,440 One of the hands is taking a hot time. 2825 03:03:20,040 --> 03:03:20,500 Keep moving. 2826 03:03:25,960 --> 03:03:28,020 R.E.O. Weed Wagon. 2827 03:03:28,220 --> 03:03:29,180 Thank you very much. 2828 03:03:30,020 --> 03:03:32,340 R.E.O. Weed Wagon. 2829 03:03:33,560 --> 03:03:34,300 Thank you. 2830 03:03:34,700 --> 03:03:38,940 You're an absolute primary subroutine. 2831 03:03:41,060 --> 03:03:42,260 Confirmed checksum. 2832 03:03:43,940 --> 03:03:46,340 And Jake Wright is out there as well. 2833 03:03:46,340 --> 03:03:48,380 Spinning yarns and tails. 2834 03:03:49,100 --> 03:03:50,580 Jake Wright has said, 2835 03:03:50,920 --> 03:03:52,000 Tell Daniel Gallagher. 2836 03:03:52,800 --> 03:03:53,760 He's fucked. 2837 03:03:55,480 --> 03:03:56,560 Sorry Daniel. 2838 03:03:56,760 --> 03:03:57,300 You heard it. 2839 03:03:57,360 --> 03:03:58,620 You heard it here first. 2840 03:03:59,180 --> 03:04:00,320 Daniel Gallagher. 2841 03:04:00,700 --> 03:04:01,360 You're fucked. 2842 03:04:08,560 --> 03:04:10,360 Hashtag wicked Wednesday guys. 2843 03:04:10,500 --> 03:04:11,760 You know what time of the week it is. 2844 03:04:11,820 --> 03:04:12,360 It's Wednesday. 2845 03:04:12,680 --> 03:04:13,180 It's wicked. 2846 03:04:13,380 --> 03:04:14,280 It's wicked Wednesday. 2847 03:04:14,780 --> 03:04:15,700 Everyone do that. 2848 03:04:16,680 --> 03:04:17,120 Now. 2849 03:04:20,160 --> 03:04:23,580 Thank you very much for joining us on Wicked Wednesday. 2850 03:04:24,040 --> 03:04:26,980 Which is another day of the week story. 2851 03:04:33,720 --> 03:04:35,340 We've made good progress. 2852 03:04:35,340 --> 03:04:39,820 Joe Chimp Phoenix is aboard the space blimp. 2853 03:04:42,620 --> 03:04:46,800 You did well to get on board the space blimp minister. 2854 03:04:48,560 --> 03:04:54,340 But which way will you be voting in the upcoming referendum on Joe Chimp? 2855 03:04:55,600 --> 03:04:56,640 We want to. 2856 03:04:56,880 --> 03:05:00,380 We're voting on whether or not to legalize Joe Chimp Phoenix. 2857 03:05:01,960 --> 03:05:03,280 In Ireland. 2858 03:05:05,280 --> 03:05:06,960 It's an archaic law. 2859 03:05:07,760 --> 03:05:09,020 Joe Chimp has been. 2860 03:05:10,420 --> 03:05:11,980 Outlawed here through. 2861 03:05:12,720 --> 03:05:13,640 Generations. 2862 03:05:17,860 --> 03:05:20,640 Will you be supporting the Chimp minister? 2863 03:05:22,640 --> 03:05:24,880 The Chimp is not my problem. 2864 03:05:25,020 --> 03:05:26,160 It's not the government's problem. 2865 03:05:27,640 --> 03:05:30,320 The Chimp will be a matter of hearts and minds. 2866 03:05:30,660 --> 03:05:35,040 The upcoming referendum on whether or not to let the Chimp out of its enclosure. 2867 03:05:36,240 --> 03:05:37,160 The Dublin Zoo. 2868 03:05:37,780 --> 03:05:38,860 It's something which. 2869 03:05:39,200 --> 03:05:41,060 It's a contentious issue. 2870 03:05:42,380 --> 03:05:44,160 We are going to be making. 2871 03:05:44,260 --> 03:05:45,340 We've also got Brexit. 2872 03:05:45,520 --> 03:05:47,300 We're staring down the barrel of the gun. 2873 03:05:47,680 --> 03:05:48,580 Fuck the hell. 2874 03:05:49,920 --> 03:05:50,600 Joe Chimp. 2875 03:05:51,800 --> 03:05:52,540 Joe Chimp. 2876 03:05:55,040 --> 03:05:56,680 Reload the fucking Chimp, man. 2877 03:05:57,440 --> 03:05:58,020 Because it's. 2878 03:05:59,580 --> 03:06:00,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2879 03:06:01,260 --> 03:06:01,700 Whoa. 2880 03:06:02,640 --> 03:06:04,680 Stop the fucking Chimp for a minute. 2881 03:06:05,740 --> 03:06:08,180 Who told those lads to come out and party? 2882 03:06:09,860 --> 03:06:12,220 I'm here for a good time, not a long time. 2883 03:06:13,760 --> 03:06:16,640 Tell your friends to fucking hold fire. 2884 03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:27,740 They didn't even bring any cans. 2885 03:06:28,600 --> 03:06:29,240 Fucking Shaden. 2886 03:06:34,080 --> 03:06:35,040 BYOB, guys. 2887 03:06:36,120 --> 03:06:38,800 Don't come to my house parking with nothing in your hands. 2888 03:06:38,920 --> 03:06:39,320 Do you know what I mean? 2889 03:06:40,920 --> 03:06:42,560 Those guys turned up with nothing. 2890 03:06:43,200 --> 03:06:44,300 And they left with. 2891 03:06:44,520 --> 03:06:45,940 They left without their lives. 2892 03:06:49,520 --> 03:06:51,140 House parties in space. 2893 03:06:51,500 --> 03:06:52,280 Just be warned. 2894 03:06:57,100 --> 03:06:57,700 All right. 2895 03:06:57,700 --> 03:06:57,720 All right. 2896 03:06:57,800 --> 03:06:58,020 Okay. 2897 03:06:58,160 --> 03:07:01,820 Well, we've got any health in our nodule box. 2898 03:07:02,480 --> 03:07:02,840 We do. 2899 03:07:03,480 --> 03:07:04,740 We have a medium Medipac. 2900 03:07:04,820 --> 03:07:05,620 We'll use that, Pat. 2901 03:07:06,180 --> 03:07:06,960 You're a journalist. 2902 03:07:07,120 --> 03:07:08,440 You've heard of Medipacs, Pat. 2903 03:07:09,920 --> 03:07:10,940 Look, you're a doctor. 2904 03:07:11,060 --> 03:07:12,240 You've heard of Medipacs. 2905 03:07:13,060 --> 03:07:19,220 I interviewed over 50 medical professionals who are contemporaries of Frank McMedipac. 2906 03:07:19,860 --> 03:07:22,020 I interviewed Moira McMedipac. 2907 03:07:22,600 --> 03:07:27,880 She described Angela McMedipac as the angel of the heels. 2908 03:07:34,520 --> 03:07:35,600 Now we're here. 2909 03:07:35,600 --> 03:07:44,860 Frank's book is about space. 2910 03:07:45,800 --> 03:07:49,180 What do you know about gravity and space? 2911 03:07:49,540 --> 03:07:51,720 What do you know about the amount of gravity in space? 2912 03:07:52,220 --> 03:07:52,620 Zero. 2913 03:07:54,500 --> 03:07:55,020 Zero. 2914 03:08:01,440 --> 03:08:05,800 You seem to have a morbid fascination with healing. 2915 03:08:07,380 --> 03:08:08,200 Aaron Flood. 2916 03:08:08,320 --> 03:08:09,500 How the hell are you, Aaron? 2917 03:08:10,400 --> 03:08:11,440 It's great to have you back. 2918 03:08:13,520 --> 03:08:16,360 You've probably been off helping other people do games, have you? 2919 03:08:18,200 --> 03:08:21,260 I thought I was the only one, man. 2920 03:08:24,820 --> 03:08:27,700 You've been pumping teeth at me with other streamers, man. 2921 03:08:30,140 --> 03:08:30,980 Stream teeth. 2922 03:08:30,980 --> 03:08:33,340 Fuck you, man. 2923 03:08:33,760 --> 03:08:34,800 Get out of my car. 2924 03:08:34,940 --> 03:08:36,020 Get out of my spaceship. 2925 03:08:37,160 --> 03:08:38,240 Get off my boots. 2926 03:08:38,300 --> 03:08:39,660 I just bought the gravity boots. 2927 03:08:39,740 --> 03:08:41,540 They're new and you're fucking leaving a mark on them. 2928 03:08:42,980 --> 03:08:45,040 I'm just after getting these. 2929 03:08:48,560 --> 03:08:49,000 Help. 2930 03:08:51,000 --> 03:08:51,680 Oh, dear. 2931 03:08:57,680 --> 03:08:58,080 Man. 2932 03:08:59,080 --> 03:08:59,520 Down. 2933 03:09:00,280 --> 03:09:00,760 Down. 2934 03:09:00,760 --> 03:09:00,880 Down. 2935 03:09:01,880 --> 03:09:02,400 Down. 2936 03:09:02,400 --> 03:09:02,520 Down. 2937 03:09:03,380 --> 03:09:04,160 Get down. 2938 03:09:05,600 --> 03:09:06,580 Get down. 2939 03:09:08,580 --> 03:09:09,360 Get down. 2940 03:09:12,760 --> 03:09:13,320 Yeti. 2941 03:09:14,600 --> 03:09:15,160 Yeti. 2942 03:09:17,560 --> 03:09:18,720 Sorry about that. 2943 03:09:19,720 --> 03:09:20,620 Fucking hell. 2944 03:09:21,660 --> 03:09:22,200 And the new boots. 2945 03:09:22,200 --> 03:09:22,520 And the new boots. 2946 03:09:22,520 --> 03:09:22,520 And the new boots. 2947 03:09:22,520 --> 03:09:23,320 I'm after getting. 2948 03:09:23,320 --> 03:09:26,980 I'm just after getting out of Hall Byron's with the new rocks. 2949 03:09:27,620 --> 03:09:31,800 And these slime balls come and fucking slime all over them. 2950 03:09:33,000 --> 03:09:33,600 Soal. 2951 03:09:33,800 --> 03:09:35,200 Leather upholstered. 2952 03:09:35,580 --> 03:09:36,000 Everything. 2953 03:09:37,620 --> 03:09:38,620 I can't believe it. 2954 03:09:38,620 --> 03:09:38,620 I had a pair of new rocks. 2955 03:09:38,620 --> 03:09:43,000 I had a pair of new rocks that came up to the knee. 2956 03:09:43,000 --> 03:09:45,580 I had a black leather overcoat. 2957 03:09:46,000 --> 03:09:47,660 Real Columbine vibes. 2958 03:09:48,160 --> 03:09:50,260 I had a black shirt that said death. 2959 03:09:51,140 --> 03:09:53,000 Death, death, death, death, nine seven. 2960 03:09:53,680 --> 03:09:56,520 I also had a couple of Sepultura CDs. 2961 03:09:57,440 --> 03:09:59,840 I had a fucking cradle of filth DVD. 2962 03:10:00,840 --> 03:10:03,640 I had another pair of new rocks in the box. 2963 03:10:04,300 --> 03:10:04,700 Unboxed. 2964 03:10:04,800 --> 03:10:08,240 I was going to do an unboxing of the new rocks once I got back to the box. 2965 03:10:09,520 --> 03:10:13,480 And then these fucking Lula cases come out the matrix. 2966 03:10:13,980 --> 03:10:15,080 I want to tell you something. 2967 03:10:15,840 --> 03:10:16,860 If you're out there. 2968 03:10:16,940 --> 03:10:17,820 You're watching me now. 2969 03:10:17,900 --> 03:10:20,800 You're thinking you're going to spook me by jumping out of the mainframe. 2970 03:10:21,260 --> 03:10:22,400 It's not going to work. 2971 03:10:23,040 --> 03:10:25,780 I'm packed to the rafters with pulse rifle rounds. 2972 03:10:26,180 --> 03:10:27,500 And I've updated the cutter. 2973 03:10:27,660 --> 03:10:29,140 It's level three or four pat. 2974 03:10:29,260 --> 03:10:31,720 You wouldn't understand what I'm dealing with here. 2975 03:10:32,400 --> 03:10:33,440 Just try me. 2976 03:10:34,000 --> 03:10:37,600 Message for all you spook houders out there. 2977 03:10:38,240 --> 03:10:39,000 Try me. 2978 03:10:39,720 --> 03:10:40,720 It's wicked Wednesday. 2979 03:10:41,240 --> 03:10:44,520 You think I'm going to let things get to me? 2980 03:10:44,640 --> 03:10:45,420 Not going to happen. 2981 03:10:51,920 --> 03:10:53,740 I want to grab these guys. 2982 03:10:54,120 --> 03:10:55,400 And bring them back. 2983 03:10:56,400 --> 03:10:59,020 And put some fucking manners on them. 2984 03:10:59,140 --> 03:10:59,800 Sorry about this word. 2985 03:10:59,880 --> 03:11:00,980 Put some manners on them. 2986 03:11:02,300 --> 03:11:05,560 Also, I want to bring them back to the space cab. 2987 03:11:05,560 --> 03:11:07,520 Where we fucking chillax the cacks. 2988 03:11:08,800 --> 03:11:11,360 And put this guy here on a chair. 2989 03:11:12,440 --> 03:11:14,600 Turn all the lights off so it's black. 2990 03:11:14,940 --> 03:11:16,220 And then play Sepultura. 2991 03:11:16,820 --> 03:11:19,120 At 11 volume. 2992 03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:21,480 So it's just white noise. 2993 03:11:22,700 --> 03:11:23,420 And then... 2994 03:11:23,420 --> 03:11:27,160 Just fucking do some dancing with blow sticks. 2995 03:11:27,460 --> 03:11:28,360 Might spook him out. 2996 03:11:30,160 --> 03:11:31,300 Might put manners on him. 2997 03:11:31,380 --> 03:11:42,200 Daniel Gallagher stole wicked Wednesday. 2998 03:11:42,200 --> 03:11:42,600 Really? 2999 03:11:42,600 --> 03:11:43,200 Is he... 3000 03:11:43,200 --> 03:11:43,600 Is he... 3001 03:11:43,600 --> 03:11:44,100 Is he... 3002 03:11:44,100 --> 03:11:44,600 Where's... 3003 03:11:44,600 --> 03:11:45,820 Are we still in Wednesday? 3004 03:11:45,940 --> 03:11:46,040 No? 3005 03:11:46,720 --> 03:11:47,780 It's half nine. 3006 03:11:47,900 --> 03:11:49,020 Keep your cloud in soft. 3007 03:11:49,020 --> 03:11:53,340 Where am I going here? 3008 03:11:53,800 --> 03:11:55,860 Up or down or where am I going? 3009 03:11:57,580 --> 03:11:58,420 Going down. 3010 03:12:00,580 --> 03:12:01,440 I'd say down. 3011 03:12:03,540 --> 03:12:04,740 Isaac, listen up. 3012 03:12:05,220 --> 03:12:06,580 I've gone over the MedSci reports. 3013 03:12:07,120 --> 03:12:08,800 These things are biorecombinators. 3014 03:12:09,220 --> 03:12:12,460 They take dead tissue, absorb it, and mold it into new forms. 3015 03:12:12,460 --> 03:12:13,880 Aw, for a fuck. 3016 03:12:13,880 --> 03:12:16,080 One iteration seems to have the sole purpose of infecting corpses. 3017 03:12:16,820 --> 03:12:18,100 The others... 3018 03:12:18,100 --> 03:12:20,780 Well, seem to be making corpses to infect. 3019 03:12:21,180 --> 03:12:21,960 Oh, no. 3020 03:12:21,960 --> 03:12:24,440 And that body tissue we keep seeing on the walls is part of it, too. 3021 03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:27,800 I found a report that says it's a habitat changer. 3022 03:12:28,020 --> 03:12:28,420 Fuck! 3023 03:12:28,420 --> 03:12:28,920 Fuck! 3024 03:12:28,920 --> 03:12:28,920 Fuck! 3025 03:12:28,920 --> 03:12:34,320 OK. 3026 03:12:53,520 --> 03:12:54,240 Jesus. 3027 03:12:57,040 --> 03:13:00,240 Trying to move in front. And she does with an ace. 3028 03:13:03,520 --> 03:13:09,220 Look at it. It's the way it was. It's just the way things were back in that time of the mutual youth. 3029 03:13:09,280 --> 03:13:14,040 You know that. It's nothing personal. There's no malice intended. There's no malice in it. OK. 3030 03:13:15,040 --> 03:13:16,800 There was no malice in the attack. 3031 03:13:25,160 --> 03:13:34,660 The lanes of Limerick. Quib the... if that was you that did the... 3032 03:13:34,660 --> 03:13:45,080 ...Messos Otzel Simulator. I just wanted to be known that I've watched... I've looked back on that image a few times... 3033 03:13:45,080 --> 03:13:50,580 ...and there's different things that creep up out of nowhere. And I appreciate the level of detail that was put into it. 3034 03:13:53,580 --> 03:13:55,580 And I'll show that... 3035 03:13:56,580 --> 03:13:57,580 ...when I can. 3036 03:13:57,580 --> 03:14:00,580 I can't at the moment. What the hell happened here? 3037 03:14:01,580 --> 03:14:02,580 Oh, we need to move. 3038 03:14:04,580 --> 03:14:05,580 We need to move. We've no air. 3039 03:14:23,080 --> 03:14:23,580 Fuck. 3040 03:14:24,580 --> 03:14:25,080 Stasi. 3041 03:14:26,080 --> 03:14:28,580 We've got no Stasi. Great stuff. Great stuff. We're cut. 3042 03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:31,580 I think we're cut. 3043 03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:32,580 Yeah, we're cut. 3044 03:14:34,580 --> 03:14:35,580 I think we're cut. 3045 03:14:35,580 --> 03:14:48,080 You know why? I keep shooting them in the head with the cut. 3046 03:14:48,080 --> 03:14:50,580 And are you just meant to aim for the limbs with that? 3047 03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:53,080 Because I like shooting them in the head with it as well. 3048 03:14:53,080 --> 03:14:54,080 It feels good. 3049 03:14:54,080 --> 03:14:55,080 It feels right. 3050 03:14:55,080 --> 03:14:57,080 It feels truthful. 3051 03:14:57,080 --> 03:14:59,080 But if I do that, am I... 3052 03:14:59,080 --> 03:15:01,580 Am I not utilizing the strongest part of... 3053 03:15:01,580 --> 03:15:03,580 ...or...component of the gun? 3054 03:15:07,080 --> 03:15:08,580 Limbs. Aim for limbs. 3055 03:15:08,580 --> 03:15:09,080 Okay. 3056 03:15:10,580 --> 03:15:11,580 Limbs are the best. 3057 03:15:11,580 --> 03:15:13,580 They're not the best anymore. They're gone. 3058 03:15:23,580 --> 03:15:24,580 Greetings from... 3059 03:15:24,580 --> 03:15:25,580 ...from Brooklyn. 3060 03:15:25,580 --> 03:15:27,580 ...dash... 3061 03:15:28,580 --> 03:15:29,080 ...hello to you. 3062 03:15:29,080 --> 03:15:30,080 And Sean as well. 3063 03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:32,080 Thank you very much everyone who's watching. 3064 03:15:32,080 --> 03:15:33,080 And... 3065 03:15:33,080 --> 03:15:35,080 Sean, thank you very much for your tip. 3066 03:15:36,080 --> 03:15:37,080 Very, very kind of you, Sean. 3067 03:15:38,080 --> 03:15:39,080 We've got your number. 3068 03:15:39,080 --> 03:15:40,080 Okay. We've got your number. 3069 03:15:40,080 --> 03:15:42,080 We know your IP address as well. 3070 03:15:42,080 --> 03:15:43,080 And we're gonna be... 3071 03:15:43,080 --> 03:15:44,080 We'll be keeping that. 3072 03:15:45,080 --> 03:15:46,080 We'll be keeping that one, Sean. 3073 03:15:48,080 --> 03:15:49,080 So, you know, don't... 3074 03:15:49,580 --> 03:15:50,080 Don't mess around. 3075 03:15:52,080 --> 03:15:52,580 Is all I'm saying. 3076 03:15:52,580 --> 03:15:53,580 But thank you very much, Sean. 3077 03:15:53,580 --> 03:15:55,080 I hope that you're keeping well. 3078 03:15:55,080 --> 03:15:56,580 Welcome to the studio. 3079 03:15:56,580 --> 03:15:57,580 It's great to have you, Sean. 3080 03:15:58,580 --> 03:16:00,580 Uh, we've also got another HD... 3081 03:16:00,580 --> 03:16:02,580 ...fully operational studio here. 3082 03:16:03,580 --> 03:16:05,580 And we've got a couple of billboards as well, Sean. 3083 03:16:05,580 --> 03:16:07,580 I bet you never thought you'd see this, Sean. 3084 03:16:08,580 --> 03:16:11,580 Me on a billboard in Times Square shouting your name. 3085 03:16:11,580 --> 03:16:12,580 Sean! 3086 03:16:13,580 --> 03:16:14,580 Sean! 3087 03:16:15,580 --> 03:16:45,580 Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean 3088 03:16:45,580 --> 03:17:12,020 Sean? Hello Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out! 3089 03:17:14,020 --> 03:17:42,460 And thank you very much for the Sean. Sean pipe. Power lock enable. Override the power lock. This will use a power node, yeah? Why not? 3090 03:17:42,460 --> 03:17:50,460 There's no goodies and treats inside here, is there? Fuck it. If there isn't, I'll eat my hat. I don't even have a hat. There's goodies and treats. 3091 03:17:50,460 --> 03:18:10,900 Wicked Wednesday continues in full force as we reach the goodies and treats section of this fucking ship. Whatever it is. And the locker rooms as well. Locker room talk. Donald Trump on the campaign trail. 3092 03:18:10,900 --> 03:18:21,900 2016. Remember those days. Remember those days. Thank god. It's all over now. 3093 03:18:21,900 --> 03:18:45,500 What the fuck? The stomach is grumbling now, I can feel the stomach grumbling. And we've 3094 03:18:45,500 --> 03:19:09,100 got another one of these little babies trying to get at me. Fuck. Edgar Allen Blowfish. Lawrence Llewellyn Blowfish. Blowfly. Lawrence Llewellyn Jim 3095 03:19:09,100 --> 03:19:28,100 Bone. From fuckin' Bullseye. They spliced Lawrence Llewellyn Bone and Jim Bone to create Lawrence Llewellyn Jim Bone. It's fucked up. But it's just the way things are. You need to go and find help fast. 3096 03:19:28,100 --> 03:19:44,780 Power transferred to the ADS. Great stuff, ADS. Control system suction box rerouted. I'm getting a reading. Almost there. I'm getting a reading too. 3097 03:19:47,100 --> 03:20:03,620 The reading is this. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get done in by Bandersnatches. Couple of Kevin Bacons down there, man. There's a Kevin Bacon heading our way now. Two F-16s have just set off from Kevin Bacon's gaff. And they're headed your way. 3098 03:20:07,620 --> 03:20:11,680 Oh, they know what to do. Look. They're avoiding. They're avoiding the fucking thing. 3099 03:20:15,880 --> 03:20:19,480 So happy that guy's dead. So happy he died. 3100 03:20:25,620 --> 03:20:28,140 Fucking look. But where's these guys? 3101 03:20:31,620 --> 03:20:32,360 Me too. 3102 03:20:34,400 --> 03:20:35,360 There's another one. 3103 03:20:35,360 --> 03:20:38,280 Fucking hell. 3104 03:20:39,220 --> 03:20:39,620 Scary. 3105 03:20:44,620 --> 03:20:45,640 Trying to come at me. 3106 03:20:46,220 --> 03:20:49,920 Trying to come at me on Wicked Wednesday just isn't a good idea, guys. 3107 03:20:50,740 --> 03:20:51,020 Okay. 3108 03:20:52,280 --> 03:20:53,280 Team up together. 3109 03:20:53,700 --> 03:20:54,480 Team up Pookie. 3110 03:20:55,320 --> 03:20:57,180 Do your homework. Do your research. 3111 03:20:57,340 --> 03:20:58,060 Read your history. 3112 03:20:58,680 --> 03:21:00,280 You know that I'm not to be messed with. 3113 03:21:00,340 --> 03:21:01,500 I'm to be feared, if anything. 3114 03:21:02,740 --> 03:21:03,500 Fear me. 3115 03:21:05,020 --> 03:21:05,740 Fear me. 3116 03:21:05,940 --> 03:21:06,920 Please fear me. 3117 03:21:07,660 --> 03:21:09,260 Please fear me. 3118 03:21:12,880 --> 03:21:13,800 Look at this. 3119 03:21:14,220 --> 03:21:14,880 The place is... 3120 03:21:15,400 --> 03:21:15,800 Oh. 3121 03:21:16,980 --> 03:21:17,720 It's gone. 3122 03:21:17,900 --> 03:21:18,840 It was a lovely hotel. 3123 03:21:19,580 --> 03:21:21,780 Shall we see Nathan Carter play here last year? 3124 03:21:21,860 --> 03:21:22,660 Now look at the place. 3125 03:21:23,560 --> 03:21:24,360 It's fucked. 3126 03:21:24,360 --> 03:21:24,420 It's fucked. 3127 03:21:29,120 --> 03:21:29,800 Fear me. 3128 03:21:29,920 --> 03:21:31,080 Please fear me, okay? 3129 03:21:31,560 --> 03:21:31,940 Everyone. 3130 03:21:31,940 --> 03:21:32,020 Everyone. 3131 03:21:32,020 --> 03:21:32,980 Everyone out there. 3132 03:21:33,040 --> 03:21:34,300 I want you to fear me. 3133 03:21:40,100 --> 03:21:41,000 Look at him. 3134 03:21:41,340 --> 03:21:42,120 He didn't get... 3135 03:21:42,120 --> 03:21:42,860 He got the memo. 3136 03:21:44,160 --> 03:21:45,300 Ikehook McGonagall. 3137 03:21:46,380 --> 03:21:47,520 He's holding up well. 3138 03:21:49,280 --> 03:21:52,600 I see if the Christmas decorations up early this year anyway. 3139 03:21:53,200 --> 03:21:55,040 Tweedledee and Tweedle fucked. 3140 03:21:55,900 --> 03:21:56,740 The two twins. 3141 03:21:57,740 --> 03:21:59,120 The brothers Grimm, is it? 3142 03:22:00,480 --> 03:22:02,540 What's Santy bringing this lad for Christmas? 3143 03:22:04,160 --> 03:22:04,480 Huh? 3144 03:22:05,260 --> 03:22:05,880 Good luck. 3145 03:22:07,720 --> 03:22:08,680 Santy balls. 3146 03:22:10,060 --> 03:22:10,580 Old Sant... 3147 03:22:10,580 --> 03:22:11,480 Old St. Nick. 3148 03:22:11,580 --> 03:22:14,820 Jolly St. Nick's got a couple of presents in the sack for you lads. 3149 03:22:17,700 --> 03:22:18,980 I have one of them here. 3150 03:22:22,260 --> 03:22:23,720 And I have the other one here. 3151 03:22:28,200 --> 03:22:28,980 Good luck. 3152 03:22:45,420 --> 03:22:46,500 Daniel Gallagher. 3153 03:22:46,620 --> 03:22:47,320 Thank you very much. 3154 03:22:47,520 --> 03:22:48,980 Come down to Spanish Arch. 3155 03:22:50,040 --> 03:22:51,060 For cans now. 3156 03:22:51,780 --> 03:22:52,840 For cans now. 3157 03:22:52,940 --> 03:22:53,800 I don't know about that, man. 3158 03:22:53,880 --> 03:22:55,240 It's a bit fucking wet and wild. 3159 03:22:55,400 --> 03:22:58,160 And it would take me two hours to get to here. 3160 03:22:58,220 --> 03:22:58,860 Or an hour and a half. 3161 03:23:01,180 --> 03:23:03,360 Play Silent Hill. 3162 03:23:03,800 --> 03:23:04,120 Nah. 3163 03:23:04,500 --> 03:23:05,160 Not yet. 3164 03:23:05,400 --> 03:23:06,360 It's too scary. 3165 03:23:08,960 --> 03:23:10,540 Dormant Space Pretzel Lab. 3166 03:23:10,600 --> 03:23:11,300 Thank you very much. 3167 03:23:11,380 --> 03:23:13,340 And thank you very much as well, Daniel Gallagher. 3168 03:23:13,760 --> 03:23:15,880 You're doing great work out there in the community. 3169 03:23:16,480 --> 03:23:17,860 We want to say big thanks to you. 3170 03:23:18,400 --> 03:23:20,580 And a merry, merry advanced Christmas. 3171 03:23:20,920 --> 03:23:22,620 You've got an advance on that merry, okay? 3172 03:23:23,840 --> 03:23:24,860 Don't waste it. 3173 03:23:26,180 --> 03:23:27,060 Fucking waste it. 3174 03:23:38,160 --> 03:23:38,680 Now. 3175 03:23:38,680 --> 03:23:44,820 Anyone else out there want to try it on with Isaac Hayes here? 3176 03:23:44,940 --> 03:23:45,940 He's, uh... 3177 03:23:45,940 --> 03:23:50,480 I want to let you know I'm fully equipped, fully tooled up, ready for hire. 3178 03:23:53,460 --> 03:23:55,080 Hired tool Isaac. 3179 03:23:56,760 --> 03:23:58,220 We're in the fucking wrong room. 3180 03:24:00,560 --> 03:24:01,880 We're on a workbench. 3181 03:24:01,880 --> 03:24:14,800 He's been on the Isaac Hayes all day, man. 3182 03:24:15,040 --> 03:24:15,700 He's goosed. 3183 03:24:15,700 --> 03:24:16,300 He's doing great. 3184 03:24:16,300 --> 03:24:16,560 Thank you. 3185 03:24:19,560 --> 03:24:22,720 He was on the Isaac Hayes there for a fucking two weeks solid. 3186 03:24:23,660 --> 03:24:26,640 I lost all the fucking dopamine receptors on the green. 3187 03:24:28,120 --> 03:24:30,000 Can't really feel much anymore now. 3188 03:24:30,920 --> 03:24:32,340 Need to take the tolerance free. 3189 03:24:42,340 --> 03:24:43,300 We're doing it. 3190 03:24:44,540 --> 03:24:46,500 The Last of Us is an excellent suggestion. 3191 03:24:46,780 --> 03:24:47,600 I have started. 3192 03:24:47,880 --> 03:24:48,720 I've yet to finish it. 3193 03:24:48,760 --> 03:24:49,560 So I might play that. 3194 03:24:50,080 --> 03:24:50,960 Could play that. 3195 03:24:52,940 --> 03:24:55,460 Santi's big sack of cans from Seamus Durkin. 3196 03:24:55,560 --> 03:24:56,900 Thank you very much, Seamus Durkin. 3197 03:24:57,560 --> 03:24:59,660 I hope that you're having a great time. 3198 03:24:59,780 --> 03:25:02,620 And that you're in fully fledged Fettel mode. 3199 03:25:03,220 --> 03:25:05,320 Fully fledged Fettel mode enabled. 3200 03:25:06,380 --> 03:25:06,860 FFM. 3201 03:25:09,660 --> 03:25:10,380 Right, okay. 3202 03:25:10,460 --> 03:25:12,460 Now we go up or down or fucking all around. 3203 03:25:12,540 --> 03:25:13,000 Where are we going? 3204 03:25:14,340 --> 03:25:14,520 Oh. 3205 03:25:16,500 --> 03:25:18,360 Level three or level two or what? 3206 03:25:19,880 --> 03:25:20,980 Number three. 3207 03:25:24,200 --> 03:25:24,680 FFM. 3208 03:25:25,280 --> 03:25:26,380 Fully fledged. 3209 03:25:27,380 --> 03:25:28,840 Oh, it's FFFM, yeah. 3210 03:25:28,980 --> 03:25:29,700 Triple FM. 3211 03:25:30,300 --> 03:25:31,940 Fully fledged Fettel mode. 3212 03:25:32,500 --> 03:25:32,940 Enabled. 3213 03:25:33,120 --> 03:25:33,980 FFME. 3214 03:25:33,980 --> 03:25:34,980 FFME. 3215 03:25:34,980 --> 03:25:41,540 Fully fledged. 3216 03:25:49,660 --> 03:25:52,440 This game was Pat tested before it came out. 3217 03:25:52,600 --> 03:25:56,380 EA were about to release and said, look at, have you tested the game? 3218 03:25:56,480 --> 03:25:57,740 And said, yeah, we've got a team of them. 3219 03:25:58,260 --> 03:25:59,840 A load of Chinese people doing it as well. 3220 03:26:00,500 --> 03:26:01,080 Out foreign. 3221 03:26:01,220 --> 03:26:02,000 We outsourced it. 3222 03:26:02,360 --> 03:26:03,660 They said, what about Pat? 3223 03:26:03,720 --> 03:26:05,080 Has Pat tested the game? 3224 03:26:05,240 --> 03:26:06,280 They said, no. 3225 03:26:06,720 --> 03:26:09,200 Said, you need to get onto Pat rapid fast. 3226 03:26:09,680 --> 03:26:10,200 And they did. 3227 03:26:10,440 --> 03:26:12,620 And he played it in record speed time. 3228 03:26:12,700 --> 03:26:13,800 Which is what you're watching now. 3229 03:26:14,980 --> 03:26:15,580 Flat twist. 3230 03:26:16,000 --> 03:26:16,720 I'm Pat. 3231 03:26:17,400 --> 03:26:20,360 And you're watching the first ever playthrough of Dead Space. 3232 03:26:21,080 --> 03:26:23,420 This is, this broadcast is not live. 3233 03:26:23,620 --> 03:26:26,140 Some of you in the chat there were saying this isn't live. 3234 03:26:26,280 --> 03:26:26,880 It's free record. 3235 03:26:27,800 --> 03:26:29,380 Well, I got to tell you something. 3236 03:26:29,620 --> 03:26:31,160 You've actually been right all along. 3237 03:26:31,160 --> 03:26:34,100 I don't know what went on in there, but I'm not sticking around in case whatever did it comes back. 3238 03:26:34,180 --> 03:26:38,620 You're watching a, you're watching this from the past where it's coming to you live in the future. 3239 03:26:40,340 --> 03:26:41,920 The year is 2008. 3240 03:26:42,440 --> 03:26:44,160 Mark is saying haha in chat. 3241 03:26:45,420 --> 03:26:45,980 Kev Johnson. 3242 03:26:46,120 --> 03:26:48,000 Francis, it's a rollercoaster of emotions. 3243 03:26:48,460 --> 03:26:50,040 Yeah, it will be in a minute, Kev. 3244 03:26:50,320 --> 03:26:52,620 When I, when I send you back to the, the gulag. 3245 03:26:53,300 --> 03:26:53,660 Okay. 3246 03:26:54,380 --> 03:26:56,580 That'll be a rollercoaster for you anyway, man. 3247 03:26:57,780 --> 03:27:00,540 Explains a lot about Kevin Johnson's sentence. 3248 03:27:01,360 --> 03:27:01,600 Hmm. 3249 03:27:02,480 --> 03:27:03,240 I don't know. 3250 03:27:05,580 --> 03:27:07,540 But the revelation is this. 3251 03:27:07,740 --> 03:27:08,720 I am Pat. 3252 03:27:09,060 --> 03:27:09,480 Okay. 3253 03:27:09,860 --> 03:27:11,340 I am Pat. 3254 03:27:11,640 --> 03:27:12,960 There is no other Pat. 3255 03:27:13,300 --> 03:27:14,140 I am Pat. 3256 03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:31,780 Only messing. 3257 03:27:32,160 --> 03:27:32,920 Don't worry, Kev. 3258 03:27:33,420 --> 03:27:34,640 Don't worry, Kev Johnson. 3259 03:27:34,940 --> 03:27:36,600 You're not going back to the gulag. 3260 03:27:42,600 --> 03:27:44,820 There's no way we'll send you back to the gulag, Kev. 3261 03:27:45,620 --> 03:27:47,100 Because nobody wants to see that. 3262 03:27:47,600 --> 03:27:52,440 And I know if I ask now, chat, do you want to see Kev go back to the gulag? 3263 03:27:53,140 --> 03:27:55,700 Or do you want to fucking keep him in the goo goo dolls? 3264 03:27:56,440 --> 03:27:56,840 Gulag. 3265 03:27:57,400 --> 03:27:57,940 The goo goo. 3266 03:27:58,100 --> 03:27:58,460 The goo. 3267 03:27:58,620 --> 03:27:59,500 The goo goo lag. 3268 03:28:06,200 --> 03:28:06,560 Okay. 3269 03:28:07,000 --> 03:28:08,800 The results are coming in, Kev. 3270 03:28:09,220 --> 03:28:12,080 I asked the chat if to send you to the gulag. 3271 03:28:12,080 --> 03:28:13,520 The answers are thus. 3272 03:28:13,700 --> 03:28:14,440 Send him down. 3273 03:28:14,660 --> 03:28:15,000 Yes. 3274 03:28:15,260 --> 03:28:16,080 Kev gulag. 3275 03:28:16,360 --> 03:28:16,800 No. 3276 03:28:17,600 --> 03:28:18,820 Maybe, someone says. 3277 03:28:20,540 --> 03:28:21,360 Send him. 3278 03:28:21,780 --> 03:28:22,120 Yes. 3279 03:28:24,040 --> 03:28:24,640 Gulag. 3280 03:28:25,040 --> 03:28:26,160 Send him back. 3281 03:28:26,540 --> 03:28:27,100 Gulag. 3282 03:28:27,220 --> 03:28:27,640 Gulag. 3283 03:28:27,700 --> 03:28:28,180 Gulag. 3284 03:28:28,300 --> 03:28:28,520 Stat. 3285 03:28:29,520 --> 03:28:30,120 Gulag. 3286 03:28:30,300 --> 03:28:30,880 Stat. 3287 03:28:32,560 --> 03:28:33,120 Gulag. 3288 03:28:33,300 --> 03:28:33,620 Good. 3289 03:28:35,280 --> 03:28:35,840 Gulag. 3290 03:28:38,000 --> 03:28:40,860 Send him to Siberia to count trees. 3291 03:28:47,880 --> 03:28:48,600 Gulag. 3292 03:28:48,680 --> 03:28:50,180 Someone says gulag soup. 3293 03:28:50,940 --> 03:28:51,320 Max. 3294 03:28:53,240 --> 03:28:55,060 Someone just says galad. 3295 03:28:55,900 --> 03:28:58,160 Not gulag, but it's close enough. 3296 03:29:00,360 --> 03:29:01,520 Gulag galuk. 3297 03:29:02,000 --> 03:29:04,580 Send him to hell. 3298 03:29:09,580 --> 03:29:10,640 And there. 3299 03:29:10,780 --> 03:29:12,920 And there the chat has spoken. 3300 03:29:13,800 --> 03:29:14,500 And there. 3301 03:29:15,020 --> 03:29:16,200 Kev has gone. 3302 03:29:16,300 --> 03:29:17,220 I'm afraid to. 3303 03:29:18,540 --> 03:29:20,440 The gulag for another. 3304 03:29:21,920 --> 03:29:23,280 300 seconds. 3305 03:29:23,420 --> 03:29:23,720 Kev. 3306 03:29:24,320 --> 03:29:25,840 Best of luck there in the gulag. 3307 03:29:26,360 --> 03:29:27,440 We're rooting for you. 3308 03:29:28,060 --> 03:29:31,480 Hopefully they serve gruel in the gulag, man. 3309 03:29:32,400 --> 03:29:34,460 It'd be a big crew lag. 3310 03:29:34,680 --> 03:29:36,420 If they didn't serve any gruelag. 3311 03:29:36,640 --> 03:29:37,520 Ha ha ha ha ha. 3312 03:29:37,920 --> 03:29:38,920 Ha ha ha ha. 3313 03:29:38,920 --> 03:29:39,080 Ha ha ha ha. 3314 03:29:39,080 --> 03:29:58,720 Jake Wright. 3315 03:29:59,080 --> 03:30:01,120 Thank you very much, Jake Wright, for that. 3316 03:30:01,760 --> 03:30:02,900 That's very kind of him. 3317 03:30:02,900 --> 03:30:11,580 Now, where are we going next? 3318 03:30:12,260 --> 03:30:13,480 I think it's just in here. 3319 03:30:19,140 --> 03:30:20,200 Dash Dan. 3320 03:30:20,680 --> 03:30:21,860 Dash Dan W. 3321 03:30:22,320 --> 03:30:23,540 Look at Dash Dan. 3322 03:30:23,920 --> 03:30:25,040 Thank you very much. 3323 03:30:25,660 --> 03:30:26,740 That means a lot. 3324 03:30:26,960 --> 03:30:28,020 It's very kind of you. 3325 03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:29,600 And I hope you're okay. 3326 03:30:29,980 --> 03:30:33,560 Now, we've been having a little word about what we should do with you. 3327 03:30:34,440 --> 03:30:37,700 Some of the people out there say that you should be thrown to the dogs. 3328 03:30:38,140 --> 03:30:38,800 Not me. 3329 03:30:39,140 --> 03:30:39,980 I have a heart. 3330 03:30:40,300 --> 03:30:41,900 And I want to look after my own. 3331 03:30:42,020 --> 03:30:42,820 Thank you very much. 3332 03:30:43,640 --> 03:30:47,120 I think you should be encased in a box. 3333 03:30:47,500 --> 03:30:47,800 Out. 3334 03:30:48,820 --> 03:30:51,000 Somewhere beyond the fifth quadrant. 3335 03:30:51,000 --> 03:30:54,380 We haven't fucking finalised the plans yet. 3336 03:30:54,840 --> 03:30:57,660 But all I'm saying is, get ready for the box. 3337 03:30:58,040 --> 03:30:58,920 And thanks for the tip. 3338 03:30:58,920 --> 03:31:06,520 Save station. 3339 03:31:06,600 --> 03:31:07,160 Did we save it? 3340 03:31:08,300 --> 03:31:09,640 We will save it now anyways. 3341 03:31:16,760 --> 03:31:21,740 As a fellow Kev, I reject the injustice from Kevin Murphy. 3342 03:31:25,660 --> 03:31:26,020 Killian. 3343 03:31:26,640 --> 03:31:28,500 Well, that's not going to stand, Kevin, I'm afraid. 3344 03:31:28,500 --> 03:31:30,680 And watch your mouth, Kev Murphy. 3345 03:31:30,820 --> 03:31:32,060 Otherwise, you'll get sent there as well. 3346 03:31:32,180 --> 03:31:32,920 Killian Padden. 3347 03:31:34,440 --> 03:31:35,160 Look, Killian. 3348 03:31:35,260 --> 03:31:36,500 Thank you very much for that. 3349 03:31:36,900 --> 03:31:38,300 And we've been padding up the game. 3350 03:31:38,400 --> 03:31:39,580 We've been padding up the stream. 3351 03:31:40,040 --> 03:31:41,700 With a lot of Killian-shaped holes. 3352 03:31:42,020 --> 03:31:43,020 They've all been padded. 3353 03:31:43,360 --> 03:31:44,680 I want to say something, Killian. 3354 03:31:45,540 --> 03:31:47,420 You say to me, straight to the gulag. 3355 03:31:48,060 --> 03:31:48,660 So that's not... 3356 03:31:48,660 --> 03:31:50,900 The thing is, Kev Johnson, you're watching. 3357 03:31:51,020 --> 03:31:51,620 There's people fucking... 3358 03:31:51,620 --> 03:31:52,620 There's people fucking... 3359 03:31:52,620 --> 03:31:57,320 There's people going out their way to get me to send you to the gulag. 3360 03:31:59,260 --> 03:32:00,120 Killian Padden. 3361 03:32:00,320 --> 03:32:01,320 You don't want to... 3362 03:32:01,320 --> 03:32:05,460 If there's one person you don't want to be, you know, upsetting. 3363 03:32:05,940 --> 03:32:07,060 It's the Padman. 3364 03:32:07,500 --> 03:32:07,820 Okay? 3365 03:32:08,140 --> 03:32:08,540 Pad... 3366 03:32:08,540 --> 03:32:09,300 Pad Thai. 3367 03:32:10,940 --> 03:32:11,700 Padmandu. 3368 03:32:13,040 --> 03:32:13,940 Fucking... 3369 03:32:13,940 --> 03:32:19,080 Shit. 3370 03:32:19,400 --> 03:32:19,880 Shit. 3371 03:32:20,260 --> 03:32:20,660 Shit. 3372 03:32:20,920 --> 03:32:21,380 Shit. 3373 03:32:21,720 --> 03:32:22,040 Shit. 3374 03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,700 Fucking limb from limb, man. 3375 03:32:31,620 --> 03:32:32,660 He's got limbs. 3376 03:32:33,320 --> 03:32:34,880 He's got limbs to beat the band. 3377 03:32:35,860 --> 03:32:37,220 The band bet him that day, though. 3378 03:32:38,240 --> 03:32:39,360 Look at this guy now. 3379 03:32:39,860 --> 03:32:41,100 Full of babies in his sack. 3380 03:32:41,160 --> 03:32:42,520 If you smash that sack. 3381 03:32:43,580 --> 03:32:44,880 So I'm not going to do that. 3382 03:32:51,960 --> 03:32:52,800 Big round... 3383 03:32:52,800 --> 03:32:54,540 Big welcome for Kev when he gets back. 3384 03:32:54,700 --> 03:32:57,360 Because we want to ask him about his experiences out there. 3385 03:32:57,360 --> 03:33:04,360 I need you to aim the cannon manually until I can replace it. Take the elevator to the top of the ship and head for the cannon pit. 3386 03:33:12,360 --> 03:33:17,860 What's this now? Another room. Another side to the fucking story in here. 3387 03:33:17,860 --> 03:33:19,860 Okay. 3388 03:33:34,860 --> 03:33:43,420 Kevnik. Kevnik cleansing. There was a bit of Kevno side in the chat earlier on. Bit of Kevnik cleansing too. 3389 03:33:45,340 --> 03:33:51,340 Ethnic cleansing. Sounds like something that's nice but it's not. It's terrible. 3390 03:33:58,340 --> 03:34:02,340 I curb stomped over 70 contemporaries of Frank. 3391 03:34:12,340 --> 03:34:14,340 The Kevokost. 3392 03:34:15,340 --> 03:34:19,340 Francis to Gulag to get the taste. 3393 03:34:23,340 --> 03:34:35,340 Kevin Kilbonomics. You know Kilconomics? The fucking cool thing that blends economics chat with fucking stand up comedy and stuff. 3394 03:34:35,340 --> 03:34:40,340 Isaac, you're going to have to cross the ship exterior to reach the ADS cannon. 3395 03:34:40,340 --> 03:34:45,340 Problem is, we're still getting bombarded by asteroids. Look for cover or you'll get torn to pieces. 3396 03:34:47,340 --> 03:34:56,340 He's back. Kev's back everyone. Kev's back. A few of you let me down. I won't lie. Kev's asking in the chat. He's saying that you let him down. 3397 03:35:00,340 --> 03:35:06,340 I was defending you. People, people, have you seen these creeps crawling in to give Kev... 3398 03:35:06,340 --> 03:35:11,340 Oh yeah, Kev, I had your back man. I was sound man. Kev, Kev, where'd you go? I missed you. 3399 03:35:11,340 --> 03:35:15,340 You were the same people telling us to fucking send him off to the... 3400 03:35:15,340 --> 03:35:18,340 You were saying send him away and throw away the key. 3401 03:35:18,340 --> 03:35:20,340 Someone just said simply... 3402 03:35:20,340 --> 03:35:23,340 End Kev. 3403 03:35:23,340 --> 03:35:32,340 You know, rabid dogs... You're a pack of wolves, Zalati. You're a pack of rabid wolves. 3404 03:35:34,340 --> 03:35:37,340 Send him to space, says Lucy. 3405 03:35:38,340 --> 03:35:44,340 Like, I thought somebody... I thought there was heart and soul and niceness to some of the people. 3406 03:35:45,340 --> 03:35:48,340 And it just seems as though that it's like... 3407 03:35:48,340 --> 03:35:49,340 Any chance... 3408 03:35:50,340 --> 03:35:55,340 To fucking wield some strong flex... To flex the muscle and it's... 3409 03:35:55,340 --> 03:35:56,340 And you're taking it. 3410 03:35:56,340 --> 03:35:58,340 Entering zero gravity. 3411 03:35:58,340 --> 03:36:00,340 Send him to space. 3412 03:36:01,340 --> 03:36:02,340 Warning. 3413 03:36:02,340 --> 03:36:03,340 Space. 3414 03:36:03,340 --> 03:36:08,340 We all know about space, don't we? Ah, for fuck's sake. 3415 03:36:08,340 --> 03:36:18,340 There's a lever for the airlock, is there? 3416 03:36:26,340 --> 03:36:27,340 Entering vacuum. 3417 03:36:31,340 --> 03:36:32,340 Now what? 3418 03:36:33,340 --> 03:36:35,340 Any chance of letting me out, man? 3419 03:36:36,340 --> 03:36:38,340 Entering zero gravity. 3420 03:36:39,340 --> 03:36:40,340 Zero grav. 3421 03:36:41,340 --> 03:36:42,340 Warning. 3422 03:36:43,340 --> 03:36:46,340 Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull. 3423 03:36:48,340 --> 03:36:50,340 What am I doing, man? What's going on there? 3424 03:36:51,340 --> 03:36:54,340 Getting Kevin Johnson'd into the next realm. 3425 03:37:04,340 --> 03:37:07,340 I want a Brexit deal without Kev. 3426 03:37:08,340 --> 03:37:10,340 Kevin Kilbanomics is what I was trying to get onto you about. 3427 03:37:11,340 --> 03:37:18,340 Kevin Kilban is starting up his own fucking thing down in Kilkenny where he does stand-up and he talks about... 3428 03:37:19,340 --> 03:37:25,340 He talks with David McWilliams about the Celtic fucking lion or the rebirth of the Celtic tiger or something. 3429 03:37:26,340 --> 03:37:28,340 And then he does 50 solos. 3430 03:37:29,340 --> 03:37:30,340 And then he does a bit of stand-up. 3431 03:37:30,340 --> 03:37:32,340 And then he does some more economics. 3432 03:37:32,340 --> 03:37:33,340 And then 50 more solos. 3433 03:37:33,340 --> 03:37:35,340 Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull. 3434 03:37:36,340 --> 03:37:37,340 And then that's your lot. 3435 03:37:37,340 --> 03:37:39,340 And that's 50 quid for the day all in. 3436 03:37:39,340 --> 03:37:40,340 You get a meal as well. 3437 03:37:41,340 --> 03:37:42,340 Sounds good. 3438 03:37:43,340 --> 03:37:44,340 What's going on here? 3439 03:37:44,340 --> 03:37:45,340 Seems to be... 3440 03:37:46,340 --> 03:37:49,340 It seems to be a zero-sum game I'm playing. 3441 03:37:52,340 --> 03:37:54,340 Did Kev have something to do with this? 3442 03:37:55,340 --> 03:37:56,340 This part of the game? 3443 03:37:57,340 --> 03:38:00,340 Did EA or Dead Space consult Kev? 3444 03:38:01,340 --> 03:38:02,340 Warning. Zero grav. 3445 03:38:06,340 --> 03:38:07,340 Entering vacuum. 3446 03:38:07,340 --> 03:38:12,340 Eddie Hobbs, Kevin Kilban and David McWilliams are gonna be ruminating. 3447 03:38:16,340 --> 03:38:17,340 Maybe I'll do this. 3448 03:38:18,340 --> 03:38:20,340 Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull. 3449 03:38:20,340 --> 03:38:21,340 Fuck! 3450 03:38:26,340 --> 03:38:28,340 Kev-ing-tion rebellion. 3451 03:38:28,340 --> 03:38:40,460 Kevlar Jacket. 3452 03:38:40,460 --> 03:38:48,460 Entering zero gravity. 3453 03:38:48,460 --> 03:38:50,460 Warning. 3454 03:38:50,460 --> 03:38:57,020 Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull. 3455 03:38:57,020 --> 03:39:13,700 Warning. What? I don't get this now. It's such Kev injustice. 3456 03:39:13,700 --> 03:39:30,380 Okay, thanks very much. Entering vacuum. Entering zero gravity. Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull. 3457 03:39:30,380 --> 03:39:48,060 Maybe I just stand behind this box here. Bag of boxes. Another one over here. No! 3458 03:39:48,060 --> 03:40:17,780 No! I think I have it there now. I think I know what I'm doing. 3459 03:40:17,780 --> 03:40:25,780 I think I have to go behind the box. Wait for another blast. Then run to the next box. This is all... 3460 03:40:25,780 --> 03:40:33,580 It's funny how all this... the trials and tribulations all began... since Kev came back from the Gulag. 3461 03:40:33,580 --> 03:40:34,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3462 03:40:34,460 --> 03:40:35,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3463 03:40:35,460 --> 03:40:36,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3464 03:40:36,460 --> 03:40:37,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3465 03:40:37,460 --> 03:40:38,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3466 03:40:38,460 --> 03:40:39,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3467 03:40:39,460 --> 03:40:40,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3468 03:40:40,460 --> 03:40:41,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3469 03:40:41,460 --> 03:40:42,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3470 03:40:42,460 --> 03:40:43,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3471 03:40:43,460 --> 03:40:44,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3472 03:40:44,460 --> 03:40:45,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3473 03:40:45,460 --> 03:40:47,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3474 03:40:47,460 --> 03:40:48,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3475 03:40:48,460 --> 03:40:49,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3476 03:40:49,460 --> 03:40:50,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3477 03:40:50,460 --> 03:40:51,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3478 03:40:51,460 --> 03:40:52,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3479 03:40:52,460 --> 03:40:53,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3480 03:40:53,460 --> 03:40:54,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3481 03:40:54,460 --> 03:40:55,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3482 03:40:55,460 --> 03:40:56,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3483 03:40:56,460 --> 03:40:57,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3484 03:40:57,460 --> 03:40:58,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3485 03:40:58,460 --> 03:40:59,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3486 03:40:59,460 --> 03:41:00,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3487 03:41:00,460 --> 03:41:01,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3488 03:41:01,460 --> 03:41:02,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3489 03:41:02,460 --> 03:41:03,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3490 03:41:03,460 --> 03:41:04,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3491 03:41:04,460 --> 03:41:05,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3492 03:41:05,460 --> 03:41:06,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3493 03:41:06,460 --> 03:41:07,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3494 03:41:07,460 --> 03:41:08,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3495 03:41:08,460 --> 03:41:09,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3496 03:41:09,460 --> 03:41:10,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3497 03:41:10,460 --> 03:41:11,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3498 03:41:11,460 --> 03:41:12,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3499 03:41:12,460 --> 03:41:13,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3500 03:41:13,460 --> 03:41:14,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3501 03:41:14,460 --> 03:41:15,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3502 03:41:15,460 --> 03:41:16,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3503 03:41:16,460 --> 03:41:17,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3504 03:41:17,460 --> 03:41:18,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3505 03:41:18,460 --> 03:41:19,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3506 03:41:19,460 --> 03:41:20,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3507 03:41:20,460 --> 03:41:21,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3508 03:41:21,460 --> 03:41:22,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3509 03:41:22,460 --> 03:41:23,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3510 03:41:23,460 --> 03:41:24,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3511 03:41:24,460 --> 03:41:25,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3512 03:41:25,460 --> 03:41:26,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3513 03:41:26,460 --> 03:41:27,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3514 03:41:27,460 --> 03:41:28,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3515 03:41:28,460 --> 03:41:29,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3516 03:41:29,460 --> 03:41:30,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3517 03:41:30,460 --> 03:41:31,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3518 03:41:31,460 --> 03:41:32,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3519 03:41:32,460 --> 03:41:33,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3520 03:41:33,460 --> 03:41:34,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3521 03:41:34,460 --> 03:41:35,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3522 03:41:35,460 --> 03:41:36,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3523 03:41:36,460 --> 03:41:37,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3524 03:41:37,460 --> 03:41:38,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3525 03:41:38,460 --> 03:41:39,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3526 03:41:39,460 --> 03:41:40,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3527 03:41:40,460 --> 03:41:41,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3528 03:41:41,460 --> 03:41:43,460 Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard. 3529 03:41:43,460 --> 03:41:45,460 Okay, thanks very much. 3530 03:41:45,460 --> 03:41:46,460 Okay, thanks very much. 3531 03:41:46,460 --> 03:41:49,460 Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be? 3532 03:41:49,460 --> 03:41:50,460 Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be? 3533 03:41:50,460 --> 03:41:51,460 Okay, thanks very much. 3534 03:41:51,460 --> 03:41:55,460 Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be? 3535 03:41:59,460 --> 03:42:00,460 Oh, fuck. 3536 03:42:00,460 --> 03:42:02,460 Entering vacuum. 3537 03:42:05,460 --> 03:42:07,460 Entering zero gravity. 3538 03:42:09,460 --> 03:42:10,460 Warning. 3539 03:42:10,460 --> 03:42:11,460 Okay. 3540 03:42:11,460 --> 03:42:14,460 Ross Reynolds, thank you for your very, very good info there. 3541 03:42:14,460 --> 03:42:17,460 I'm going to take that info and I'm going to run with the info. 3542 03:42:17,460 --> 03:42:18,460 Thank you very much for the info. 3543 03:42:18,460 --> 03:42:19,460 Okay. 3544 03:42:19,460 --> 03:42:20,460 Oh, fuck's sake. 3545 03:42:20,460 --> 03:42:21,460 Ross. 3546 03:42:21,460 --> 03:42:23,460 What kind of info are you giving me, Ross? 3547 03:42:23,460 --> 03:42:24,460 Huh? 3548 03:42:24,460 --> 03:42:28,460 Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be? 3549 03:42:29,460 --> 03:42:31,460 Thanks very much, Ross. 3550 03:42:31,460 --> 03:42:33,460 We could actually be... 3551 03:42:33,460 --> 03:42:37,460 We might have another contender there for the gulag. 3552 03:42:37,460 --> 03:42:40,460 You're going down, Ross. 3553 03:42:40,460 --> 03:42:41,460 Thanks for the advice, but it didn't work. 3554 03:42:41,460 --> 03:42:42,460 See you later. 3555 03:42:42,460 --> 03:42:43,460 And... 3556 03:42:43,460 --> 03:42:44,460 Kev Johnson calling for Ross Gulag. 3557 03:42:44,460 --> 03:42:45,460 You've no... 3558 03:42:45,460 --> 03:42:46,460 You've no right to call for gulag, Kev. 3559 03:42:46,460 --> 03:42:47,460 Do you know why? 3560 03:42:47,460 --> 03:42:48,460 Because you've gone back in the gulag for 300 seconds, too. 3561 03:42:48,460 --> 03:42:59,460 The 2E can ruminate on how I'm going to get past this bit together. 3562 03:42:59,460 --> 03:43:00,460 Best to look out in Siberia, lads. 3563 03:43:00,460 --> 03:43:01,460 I hear it's cold this time of year. 3564 03:43:01,460 --> 03:43:02,460 And also, I hear it's cold all year round. 3565 03:43:02,460 --> 03:43:04,460 It doesn't even matter what time of year it is. 3566 03:43:04,460 --> 03:43:05,460 Enjoy... 3567 03:43:05,460 --> 03:43:06,460 Enjoy... 3568 03:43:06,460 --> 03:43:07,460 Enjoy... 3569 03:43:07,460 --> 03:43:08,460 Fucking beetroot... 3570 03:43:08,460 --> 03:43:09,460 Eating beetroots. 3571 03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:16,060 best look out in Siberia lads I hear it's cold this time of year and also I 3572 03:43:16,060 --> 03:43:22,740 hear it's cold all year round doesn't even matter what time of year it is enjoy 3573 03:43:22,740 --> 03:43:33,120 enjoy fucking beetroot eat beetroots kev outers and kev mainers all mix here no 3574 03:43:33,120 --> 03:43:50,820 discrimination and just you wait until I can find out how to change the time of the 3575 03:43:50,820 --> 03:43:58,620 gulag the sentence it's gonna be gulag tastic gulastic gulad 3576 03:43:58,620 --> 03:44:16,780 So when the rocks come at me I hide I'm doing what Ross said. 3577 03:44:21,780 --> 03:44:22,780 Ross said. 3578 03:44:23,120 --> 03:44:25,120 This man Ross said to me. 3579 03:44:25,320 --> 03:44:26,780 To hide behind boxes. 3580 03:44:26,780 --> 03:44:28,540 So I'm going to hide behind a box. 3581 03:44:28,640 --> 03:44:29,540 Thank you very much. 3582 03:44:32,700 --> 03:44:34,860 Gotta wait for these guys to come by. 3583 03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:39,420 They're making an absolute hames of the place. 3584 03:44:41,300 --> 03:44:42,160 Come on Isaac. 3585 03:44:42,240 --> 03:44:42,800 You can do it. 3586 03:44:44,080 --> 03:44:45,900 We all know about space Isaac. 3587 03:44:49,160 --> 03:44:50,160 Jake Mander. 3588 03:44:50,280 --> 03:44:51,180 Thank you very much. 3589 03:44:51,180 --> 03:44:52,960 The space forecast. 3590 03:44:53,120 --> 03:44:53,940 Meteor showers. 3591 03:44:54,360 --> 03:44:55,080 Landmines. 3592 03:44:56,180 --> 03:44:58,560 And an unfortunate lack of respect. 3593 03:44:59,840 --> 03:45:01,480 For Kev's human rights. 3594 03:45:02,180 --> 03:45:24,360 I don't know where the oxygen is. 3595 03:45:24,360 --> 03:45:26,180 I don't even know if I have any oxygen on my thing. 3596 03:45:26,180 --> 03:45:35,180 Medium air can. 3597 03:45:36,100 --> 03:45:36,500 Okay. 3598 03:45:41,000 --> 03:45:42,900 Second oxygen tank was on the left. 3599 03:45:43,240 --> 03:45:44,000 Did I miss that? 3600 03:45:44,400 --> 03:45:44,820 I must have. 3601 03:45:44,820 --> 03:45:45,960 Entering zero gravity. 3602 03:45:48,640 --> 03:45:51,700 I should wait to fill that up until after the first wave. 3603 03:45:51,700 --> 03:45:52,760 Multiple evacuated to the house of the storm air hull. 3604 03:45:52,860 --> 03:46:15,320 Will you have a bit of spice? 3605 03:46:15,320 --> 03:46:18,720 You're a devil for the spice I hear. 3606 03:46:18,720 --> 03:46:22,300 Spiced out of it then. 3607 03:46:22,300 --> 03:46:37,700 The wife's angry at me because I missed the birth of the first child. 3608 03:46:37,820 --> 03:46:41,480 Because I was high on spice at the time. 3609 03:46:42,340 --> 03:46:43,740 I was in a fucking bin. 3610 03:46:44,260 --> 03:46:45,100 I was in a hoop. 3611 03:46:46,520 --> 03:46:47,060 But, uh. 3612 03:46:48,780 --> 03:46:49,900 Gonna make it up for her. 3613 03:46:51,080 --> 03:46:51,960 Where's the oxygen? 3614 03:46:52,040 --> 03:46:53,180 There's no oxygen thing here. 3615 03:46:54,920 --> 03:46:55,860 Bunch of liars. 3616 03:46:56,480 --> 03:46:57,300 And criminals. 3617 03:46:58,360 --> 03:46:59,080 You're liars. 3618 03:46:59,240 --> 03:46:59,920 You're criminals. 3619 03:47:01,620 --> 03:47:02,400 Left wall. 3620 03:47:02,500 --> 03:47:02,720 Okay. 3621 03:47:06,660 --> 03:47:11,400 Isaac just got spice bagged by the space boys. 3622 03:47:13,980 --> 03:47:15,080 Use the jump. 3623 03:47:15,720 --> 03:47:15,960 Okay. 3624 03:47:15,960 --> 03:47:16,840 Live by the spice. 3625 03:47:17,200 --> 03:47:18,080 Die out in space. 3626 03:47:21,080 --> 03:47:22,220 Entering vacuum. 3627 03:47:26,300 --> 03:47:27,840 Entering zero gravity. 3628 03:47:28,840 --> 03:47:30,920 Lovely bit of spice floating around. 3629 03:47:30,920 --> 03:47:31,240 Morning. 3630 03:47:32,140 --> 03:47:34,880 Multiple impacts detected across the storm air hull. 3631 03:47:34,920 --> 03:47:37,720 Makes you feel like you're living inside a tubular bell. 3632 03:47:38,760 --> 03:47:40,340 Mike Oldfield and the boys. 3633 03:47:41,360 --> 03:47:42,700 Scary music jab. 3634 03:47:50,480 --> 03:47:51,620 Dead space. 3635 03:47:51,620 --> 03:47:56,880 Someone said it's on the wall here 3636 03:47:56,880 --> 03:47:58,660 I can't see it myself 3637 03:47:58,660 --> 03:47:59,920 On the left wall 3638 03:47:59,920 --> 03:48:02,620 You might be talking cack 3639 03:48:02,620 --> 03:48:05,040 Maybe you're talking cack 3640 03:48:05,040 --> 03:48:06,760 The whole quad of you 3641 03:48:06,760 --> 03:48:12,440 Uh oh 3642 03:48:12,440 --> 03:48:17,220 Oh I can see it 3643 03:48:17,220 --> 03:48:17,940 I can see it 3644 03:48:17,940 --> 03:48:18,620 I can see it 3645 03:48:18,620 --> 03:48:27,320 The west side is da best side 3646 03:48:27,320 --> 03:48:28,240 Thank you very much 3647 03:48:28,240 --> 03:48:31,620 An official statement from the Kev Liberation Army 3648 03:48:31,620 --> 03:48:34,640 Oh I'm not going up there 3649 03:48:34,640 --> 03:48:35,180 Fuck that 3650 03:48:35,180 --> 03:48:39,060 Our demands for Kev 3651 03:48:39,060 --> 03:48:41,240 To be released from the Gulag 3652 03:48:41,240 --> 03:48:43,280 And given diplomatic immunity 3653 03:48:43,280 --> 03:48:46,120 The chat is full of double agents 3654 03:48:46,120 --> 03:48:47,640 Who say they wish for Kev's freedom 3655 03:48:47,640 --> 03:48:51,200 But actually they want to send him to space 3656 03:48:51,200 --> 03:48:52,940 No 3657 03:48:52,940 --> 03:48:55,420 That's us 3658 03:48:55,420 --> 03:48:56,140 That's us 3659 03:48:56,140 --> 03:48:57,420 That's us 3660 03:48:57,420 --> 03:48:58,340 We made it 3661 03:48:58,340 --> 03:49:00,640 We made it 3662 03:49:00,640 --> 03:49:08,420 And another semiconductor 3663 03:49:08,420 --> 03:49:09,460 We won't save it yet 3664 03:49:09,460 --> 03:49:10,900 We'll get the hell out of that 3665 03:49:10,900 --> 03:49:17,200 And we got a lovely ruby semiconductor now 3666 03:49:17,200 --> 03:49:19,940 This thing is going to conduct energy and heat 3667 03:49:19,940 --> 03:49:21,080 And electricity 3668 03:49:21,080 --> 03:49:22,700 Which is also energy 3669 03:49:22,700 --> 03:49:26,200 Why do I keep opening this? 3670 03:49:26,340 --> 03:49:27,940 I don't want to fucking open that box 3671 03:49:27,940 --> 03:49:29,340 Just give me the 3672 03:49:29,340 --> 03:49:31,540 It's not that hard to program the game 3673 03:49:31,540 --> 03:49:34,060 Where you pick up a conductor 3674 03:49:34,060 --> 03:49:35,440 A ruby semiconductor 3675 03:49:35,440 --> 03:49:36,960 Instead of saving the game 3676 03:49:36,960 --> 03:49:39,380 Do the maths 3677 03:49:39,380 --> 03:49:40,640 Do the programs 3678 03:49:40,640 --> 03:49:44,060 Manual override? 3679 03:49:44,240 --> 03:49:44,920 I think so 3680 03:49:44,920 --> 03:49:48,540 Oh please be some kind of space gun 3681 03:49:48,540 --> 03:49:49,420 Yes! 3682 03:49:49,560 --> 03:49:50,440 Space gun time! 3683 03:49:50,880 --> 03:49:52,760 This is exactly why we're here 3684 03:49:52,760 --> 03:49:55,160 So it should punch through anything flying at us 3685 03:49:55,160 --> 03:49:57,120 Keep an eye on the hall's integrity 3686 03:49:57,120 --> 03:49:58,900 Too many of those things get by 3687 03:49:58,900 --> 03:49:59,780 And we're dead 3688 03:49:59,780 --> 03:50:02,060 I think I've almost got the system repair 3689 03:50:02,060 --> 03:50:02,560 Yes! 3690 03:50:02,920 --> 03:50:04,500 Spuds in space 3691 03:50:04,500 --> 03:50:05,320 Winning streak 3692 03:50:05,320 --> 03:50:06,440 1998 3693 03:50:06,440 --> 03:50:10,260 Spin the wheel 3694 03:50:10,260 --> 03:50:14,260 Oh you've just lost the Yaris 3695 03:50:14,260 --> 03:50:16,820 That's an Avensis 3696 03:50:16,820 --> 03:50:18,320 That's two weeks in Benidorm 3697 03:50:18,320 --> 03:50:20,980 You've just won 15,000 Urals 3698 03:50:20,980 --> 03:50:23,080 Get that one there man 3699 03:50:23,080 --> 03:50:24,600 That's another Corolla 3700 03:50:24,600 --> 03:50:26,660 You've got another Yaris 3701 03:50:26,660 --> 03:50:27,660 You have two Yarises 3702 03:50:27,660 --> 03:50:30,400 What are you going to do with the Yaris? 3703 03:50:30,560 --> 03:50:32,560 Are you going to drive it or are you going to sell it? 3704 03:50:34,480 --> 03:50:35,420 That's a Corolla 3705 03:50:35,420 --> 03:50:37,360 That's another fucking car 3706 03:50:37,360 --> 03:50:39,020 You've won the Holiday in Tipperary 3707 03:50:39,020 --> 03:50:42,280 You've just won another go of the wheel 3708 03:50:42,280 --> 03:50:43,020 Well done 3709 03:50:43,020 --> 03:50:47,540 That's two weeks 3710 03:50:47,540 --> 03:50:48,880 Oh! 3711 03:50:53,740 --> 03:50:54,300 Gamble! 3712 03:50:54,900 --> 03:50:55,840 Oh my god 3713 03:50:55,840 --> 03:50:58,180 Fucking hell 3714 03:50:58,180 --> 03:51:00,540 That came out of nowhere 3715 03:51:00,540 --> 03:51:02,220 That was hard 3716 03:51:02,220 --> 03:51:04,520 That was a real hammering 3717 03:51:04,520 --> 03:51:05,680 We took a hammering there 3718 03:51:05,680 --> 03:51:08,060 Look at Pat here 3719 03:51:08,060 --> 03:51:08,920 Look at his face 3720 03:51:08,920 --> 03:51:11,580 Look at the stoic nature of him 3721 03:51:11,580 --> 03:51:12,260 His strength 3722 03:51:12,260 --> 03:51:13,080 The demeanour 3723 03:51:13,080 --> 03:51:14,060 Of a lion 3724 03:51:14,060 --> 03:51:18,340 He's got the form and physique of a demigod 3725 03:51:18,340 --> 03:51:21,760 And he's got the mind and heart of a caged beast 3726 03:51:21,760 --> 03:51:23,500 He is Pat 3727 03:51:23,500 --> 03:51:25,600 He is 110% Pat 3728 03:51:25,600 --> 03:51:26,920 Of that there is no doubt 3729 03:51:26,920 --> 03:51:27,280 Without 3730 03:51:27,280 --> 03:51:28,180 Without 3731 03:51:28,180 --> 03:51:28,240 With this 3732 03:51:28,240 --> 03:51:29,240 That's injustice 3733 03:51:29,240 --> 03:51:30,160 Okay thanks very much 3734 03:51:30,160 --> 03:51:30,520 I think 3735 03:51:30,520 --> 03:51:30,520 I think 3736 03:51:30,520 --> 03:51:31,100 I think 3737 03:51:31,100 --> 03:51:38,360 He's got the shnarl of a lion 3738 03:51:38,360 --> 03:51:38,400 He's got the shnarl of a lion 3739 03:51:38,400 --> 03:51:42,520 He's got a ruby semi conductor 3740 03:51:42,520 --> 03:51:43,820 In his house 3741 03:51:43,820 --> 03:51:48,320 I'm gonna conduct a bit of fucking semi now man 3742 03:51:48,320 --> 03:51:55,860 The way you conducted your semi the last day 3743 03:51:55,860 --> 03:51:57,600 Was 3744 03:51:57,600 --> 03:51:59,700 Was really ruby in its nature 3745 03:51:59,700 --> 03:52:04,120 I seen you had a ruby semi conductor the last day man 3746 03:52:04,120 --> 03:52:05,360 What were you doing with it? 3747 03:52:07,360 --> 03:52:09,440 And further to the point 3748 03:52:09,440 --> 03:52:12,860 Why did you have it? 3749 03:52:12,860 --> 03:52:14,820 Keep an eye on the hall's integrity 3750 03:52:14,820 --> 03:52:16,620 Too many of those things get by 3751 03:52:16,620 --> 03:52:17,520 And we're dead 3752 03:52:17,520 --> 03:52:19,800 I think I've almost got the system prepared 3753 03:52:19,800 --> 03:52:21,460 Just buy me a little more time 3754 03:52:21,460 --> 03:52:23,720 Boom 3755 03:52:23,720 --> 03:52:25,220 Shake shake shake the room 3756 03:52:25,220 --> 03:52:26,780 Tick tick tick tick tick 3757 03:52:26,780 --> 03:52:27,140 Boom 3758 03:52:27,140 --> 03:52:28,700 Yo you ready for it up? 3759 03:52:29,100 --> 03:52:30,040 Pump it up Prince 3760 03:52:30,040 --> 03:52:31,600 Yo you ready for it yet? 3761 03:52:31,840 --> 03:52:32,780 Pump it up Prince 3762 03:52:32,780 --> 03:52:34,540 Yo you ready for it yet? 3763 03:52:35,020 --> 03:52:35,580 Pump it up 3764 03:52:35,580 --> 03:52:36,400 Fresh 3765 03:52:36,400 --> 03:52:37,120 Jazzy Jeff 3766 03:52:37,120 --> 03:52:38,320 Pump it up Jeff 3767 03:52:38,320 --> 03:52:45,520 Fuck the hell man 3768 03:52:45,520 --> 03:52:46,940 We're coming at us hard and fast 3769 03:52:46,940 --> 03:52:52,420 Who made these? 3770 03:52:53,340 --> 03:52:55,040 Are these moon rock or what? 3771 03:52:57,240 --> 03:53:01,920 These are awful like the bits of moon rock I seen spinning up the town there a few weeks back 3772 03:53:01,920 --> 03:53:03,920 *Loudly* 3773 03:53:03,920 --> 03:53:05,920 *Loudly* 3774 03:53:05,920 --> 03:53:07,920 *Loudly* 3775 03:53:07,920 --> 03:53:09,920 *Loudly* 3776 03:53:09,920 --> 03:53:11,920 *Loudly* 3777 03:53:11,920 --> 03:53:13,920 *Loudly* 3778 03:53:13,920 --> 03:53:15,920 *Loudly* 3779 03:53:15,920 --> 03:53:17,920 *Loudly* 3780 03:53:17,920 --> 03:53:19,920 *Loudly* 3781 03:53:19,920 --> 03:53:21,920 *Loudly* 3782 03:53:21,920 --> 03:53:23,920 *Loudly* 3783 03:53:23,920 --> 03:53:25,920 *Loudly* 3784 03:53:25,920 --> 03:53:27,920 Get away from us! 3785 03:53:27,920 --> 03:53:29,920 Get away from us! 3786 03:53:29,920 --> 03:53:31,920 Get away from us! 3787 03:53:31,920 --> 03:53:33,920 Get away from me! 3788 03:53:33,920 --> 03:53:35,920 *Loudly* 3789 03:53:35,920 --> 03:53:37,920 *Loudly* 3790 03:53:37,920 --> 03:53:39,920 *Loudly* 3791 03:53:39,920 --> 03:53:41,920 *Loudly* 3792 03:53:41,920 --> 03:53:43,920 *Loudly* 3793 03:53:43,920 --> 03:53:45,920 *Loudly* 3794 03:53:45,920 --> 03:53:47,920 *Loudly* 3795 03:53:47,920 --> 03:53:57,920 Ross, thank you very much Ross. I was going to say the oxygen tank was on the left wall but you blocked before I could say for some reason. Am I blocked for good? No you're not. You're in the gulag Ross. 3796 03:53:57,920 --> 03:53:59,560 You're in the gulag, Ross. 3797 03:54:00,460 --> 03:54:01,760 Ross, you're in the gulag. 3798 03:54:01,860 --> 03:54:03,480 You're out of the fucking gulag, Ross. 3799 03:54:04,560 --> 03:54:06,400 Come on, Ross. Come back to us, Ross. 3800 03:54:08,420 --> 03:54:09,480 Come on, Ross. 3801 03:54:11,840 --> 03:54:13,220 Show yourself, Ross. 3802 03:54:19,320 --> 03:54:20,500 Where are you, Ross? 3803 03:54:25,900 --> 03:54:27,180 Fuck, maybe he's gone. 3804 03:54:27,180 --> 03:54:29,020 Maybe we... 3805 03:54:29,020 --> 03:54:29,660 Oh, yay! 3806 03:54:30,700 --> 03:54:31,760 Good man, Ross. 3807 03:54:36,080 --> 03:54:37,320 Best of luck there, Ross. 3808 03:54:37,360 --> 03:54:37,980 Thanks very much. 3809 03:54:38,060 --> 03:54:43,320 I hope you got on well out in the gulag with your buddy, Kev. 3810 03:54:52,600 --> 03:54:53,520 Okay, now we're fucked. 3811 03:54:56,440 --> 03:54:57,940 That's injustice. 3812 03:54:57,940 --> 03:54:58,540 Keep an eye on the whole integrity. 3813 03:54:59,000 --> 03:55:01,180 Too many of those things get by and we're dead. 3814 03:55:01,300 --> 03:55:02,920 No one's getting by. Nothing's getting by. 3815 03:55:02,980 --> 03:55:04,220 Just buy me one more time. 3816 03:55:04,220 --> 03:55:06,240 Why? Because Francis Higgins is at the wheel. 3817 03:55:07,620 --> 03:55:08,220 You called... 3818 03:55:08,220 --> 03:55:08,480 You called... 3819 03:55:08,480 --> 03:55:10,100 Somebody wanted something done? 3820 03:55:10,420 --> 03:55:11,360 Yeah, you called Francis. 3821 03:55:11,460 --> 03:55:11,980 That's why. 3822 03:55:12,040 --> 03:55:12,720 That's why I'm here. 3823 03:55:13,120 --> 03:55:13,960 You wanted the... 3824 03:55:13,960 --> 03:55:15,680 You wanted to clean up space? 3825 03:55:16,240 --> 03:55:18,340 Too many meter rides coming and hitting your car? 3826 03:55:19,000 --> 03:55:19,240 Yeah. 3827 03:55:19,520 --> 03:55:20,320 Fred's here. 3828 03:55:21,000 --> 03:55:21,820 Where's the car? 3829 03:55:21,820 --> 03:55:22,400 What is it? 3830 03:55:24,700 --> 03:55:25,420 606 Almir. 3831 03:55:25,420 --> 03:55:25,820 Right. 3832 03:55:25,980 --> 03:55:26,380 Got it. 3833 03:55:27,060 --> 03:55:28,460 Not too many of those on the road. 3834 03:55:29,420 --> 03:55:30,580 They're reliable, aren't they? 3835 03:55:31,300 --> 03:55:32,120 Yes, they are. 3836 03:55:39,460 --> 03:55:40,620 Fucking great stuff, man. 3837 03:55:41,260 --> 03:55:42,600 Never known anything like it. 3838 03:55:43,320 --> 03:55:45,800 This is the Sky Sports Football Center here. 3839 03:55:47,720 --> 03:55:49,480 Fucking where's Carragher and Neville? 3840 03:55:50,140 --> 03:55:52,260 Giving their two cents. 3841 03:55:56,960 --> 03:55:58,860 Do you see the way they fucking... 3842 03:55:58,860 --> 03:56:01,460 They try to get you to be on like friendly... 3843 03:56:01,460 --> 03:56:04,040 Friendly first name basis with the lads. 3844 03:56:04,040 --> 03:56:05,040 Like... 3845 03:56:05,040 --> 03:56:08,740 Check out the latest video from Carragher and Nev. 3846 03:56:09,680 --> 03:56:10,480 I was like... 3847 03:56:10,480 --> 03:56:11,320 Carragher and Nev. 3848 03:56:11,760 --> 03:56:13,700 What the fuck is Carragher and Nev, man? 3849 03:56:14,040 --> 03:56:14,660 Sounds... 3850 03:56:14,660 --> 03:56:15,320 Sounds... 3851 03:56:15,320 --> 03:56:16,400 Gaff. 3852 03:56:16,940 --> 03:56:18,620 Sounds like awful gaff. 3853 03:56:21,440 --> 03:56:22,440 OMG, dudes. 3854 03:56:23,100 --> 03:56:24,120 OMG, dudes. 3855 03:56:24,260 --> 03:56:26,360 We've got the space station fixed. 3856 03:56:26,360 --> 03:56:35,860 Carragher and Nev are coming for you, man. 3857 03:56:36,460 --> 03:56:37,360 You've got to watch out. 3858 03:56:38,360 --> 03:56:40,220 It's Carragher and Nev all day long. 3859 03:56:40,360 --> 03:56:42,300 They're doing a live show next week. 3860 03:56:43,040 --> 03:56:43,760 In Athlone. 3861 03:56:45,400 --> 03:56:48,480 Carragher and Nev are going to be doing a meet and greet. 3862 03:56:48,880 --> 03:56:52,040 In fucking Karma nightclub in Galway next week. 3863 03:56:52,180 --> 03:56:53,080 Make sure you're there. 3864 03:56:53,460 --> 03:56:54,200 Nice shooting, Isaac. 3865 03:56:55,120 --> 03:56:58,020 Order targeting is now online and clearing a path to safe orbit. 3866 03:56:58,500 --> 03:57:00,240 As soon as we're clear, file engage the order... 3867 03:57:00,240 --> 03:57:01,440 Wicked Wednesday, guys. 3868 03:57:01,440 --> 03:57:03,320 Get to the tram station. I'll meet you there when I'm... 3869 03:57:03,320 --> 03:57:04,660 Doesn't get more wicked than this. 3870 03:57:09,240 --> 03:57:11,320 Old Danny Scribbler, how are you? 3871 03:57:12,360 --> 03:57:14,080 Scribblesworth, you've got the pen and paper. 3872 03:57:14,240 --> 03:57:15,560 You're doing a bit of scribbling, are you? 3873 03:57:16,200 --> 03:57:18,160 Look at Danny. We've been out in space. 3874 03:57:18,260 --> 03:57:20,480 I've just been clattering a load of meteor rock. 3875 03:57:21,420 --> 03:57:24,160 Why? Because I'm the fucking man to do the job. 3876 03:57:24,520 --> 03:57:28,140 I'm the man and I'm here and I'm going to fix things out in space. 3877 03:57:29,280 --> 03:57:30,240 What do you need fixing? 3878 03:57:31,580 --> 03:57:33,500 Can it wait until tomorrow? 3879 03:57:34,260 --> 03:57:36,340 Because if it can, then I'm busy. 3880 03:57:36,520 --> 03:57:39,460 I'm up to here with the work. 3881 03:57:39,980 --> 03:57:41,280 Up to this part of the jaw. 3882 03:57:51,840 --> 03:57:53,920 Thank you very much, Dan Scribbler. 3883 03:57:53,920 --> 03:57:55,340 That's very, very kind of you. 3884 03:57:56,280 --> 03:57:57,540 Ross Reynolds, I'm sorry. 3885 03:57:57,540 --> 03:57:58,900 That's going on its own now, look. 3886 03:57:58,980 --> 03:57:59,640 It's got a... 3887 03:57:59,640 --> 03:58:01,480 It's got Autobot. 3888 03:58:01,560 --> 03:58:02,640 It's got Aimbot on it. 3889 03:58:03,600 --> 03:58:05,260 We hacked into the Cyberdyne. 3890 03:58:06,320 --> 03:58:07,320 Look at the rounds. 3891 03:58:07,500 --> 03:58:07,720 Look. 3892 03:58:08,680 --> 03:58:13,720 A non-ending chain of bullets are being fed into that yoke. 3893 03:58:14,520 --> 03:58:16,940 And being blasted then towards Moonrock. 3894 03:58:17,740 --> 03:58:19,840 Now we have to go back out into the back of beyond. 3895 03:58:19,940 --> 03:58:20,640 We best save it. 3896 03:58:20,640 --> 03:58:21,040 Okay. 3897 03:58:31,040 --> 03:58:32,460 Mike Higgins. 3898 03:58:32,460 --> 03:58:33,020 How are you? 3899 03:58:34,660 --> 03:58:37,380 If it isn't the old snake in the grass himself. 3900 03:58:37,540 --> 03:58:38,160 Mike Higgins. 3901 03:58:38,240 --> 03:58:39,560 Entering zero gravity. 3902 03:58:40,140 --> 03:58:41,720 Now we've got to watch out for the Moonrock. 3903 03:58:41,940 --> 03:58:42,540 Or do we? 3904 03:58:43,420 --> 03:58:43,660 We... 3905 03:58:43,660 --> 03:58:43,880 No. 3906 03:58:44,300 --> 03:58:45,040 Worse than that. 3907 03:58:45,380 --> 03:58:46,280 Worse than Moonrock. 3908 03:58:46,960 --> 03:58:48,340 With fucking Sam Sneer. 3909 03:58:48,520 --> 03:58:50,200 Sam Smith has released a new album. 3910 03:58:51,760 --> 03:58:54,460 And you need to destroy it before people hear it. 3911 03:58:55,600 --> 03:58:56,560 That's a new game. 3912 03:58:56,640 --> 03:58:59,740 That's the DLC coming out for Dead Space 3.9. 3913 03:59:00,980 --> 03:59:02,920 Dead Space Sam Smith DLC. 3914 03:59:10,700 --> 03:59:11,460 Oh no. 3915 03:59:12,580 --> 03:59:13,260 He's Gashpin. 3916 03:59:14,160 --> 03:59:14,620 Hold on. 3917 03:59:14,680 --> 03:59:16,300 The Isaac Index is Gashpin. 3918 03:59:17,340 --> 03:59:18,580 Hold on to your Isaac. 3919 03:59:19,800 --> 03:59:20,540 Things are... 3920 03:59:20,540 --> 03:59:22,240 Things are about to get tight here, man. 3921 03:59:22,240 --> 03:59:23,240 Yeah. 3922 03:59:30,020 --> 03:59:30,420 Yeah. 3923 03:59:30,520 --> 03:59:31,260 Good man, Isaac. 3924 03:59:31,360 --> 03:59:31,980 You did the job. 3925 03:59:32,140 --> 03:59:32,480 Well done. 3926 03:59:39,000 --> 03:59:40,520 Exiting zero gravity. 3927 03:59:44,940 --> 03:59:45,860 Exiting vacuum. 3928 03:59:48,780 --> 03:59:49,700 Medium air can. 3929 03:59:50,700 --> 03:59:51,620 Don't need it, man. 3930 03:59:51,700 --> 03:59:52,420 Thanks very much. 3931 03:59:53,680 --> 03:59:54,120 What? 3932 03:59:55,440 --> 03:59:55,880 What? 3933 03:59:56,000 --> 03:59:56,960 You're not gonna believe this. 3934 03:59:57,020 --> 03:59:57,600 What now? 3935 03:59:58,280 --> 03:59:59,640 Oxygen levels are falling. 3936 03:59:59,940 --> 04:00:00,140 Oh. 3937 04:00:00,540 --> 04:00:01,180 No shit. 3938 04:00:01,400 --> 04:00:02,420 In hydroponics air production. 3939 04:00:02,620 --> 04:00:03,500 And whatever it is... 3940 04:00:03,500 --> 04:00:04,520 Bit of hydro, is it? 3941 04:00:04,540 --> 04:00:05,640 That organic stuff. 3942 04:00:06,040 --> 04:00:06,280 Yeah. 3943 04:00:06,360 --> 04:00:07,980 We're not gonna have any air to breathe through. 3944 04:00:08,200 --> 04:00:09,080 Pure bio laden. 3945 04:00:09,600 --> 04:00:11,580 But if I understand these lab reports correctly, 3946 04:00:11,720 --> 04:00:13,980 I think I can make a poison to destroy it. 3947 04:00:14,200 --> 04:00:14,580 Go on. 3948 04:00:14,820 --> 04:00:15,500 Head to medical. 3949 04:00:15,760 --> 04:00:16,900 It should have everything you need. 3950 04:00:17,480 --> 04:00:18,860 All this never end. 3951 04:00:20,360 --> 04:00:20,760 Isaac. 3952 04:00:21,160 --> 04:00:24,180 Get to medical and mix together whatever Kendra's come up with. 3953 04:00:24,540 --> 04:00:25,960 I'm heading to hydroponics. 3954 04:00:26,200 --> 04:00:29,920 If I can slow it down, that might keep us breathing long enough to fight it. 3955 04:00:31,740 --> 04:00:32,740 You serious? 3956 04:00:32,740 --> 04:00:33,240 Okay. 3957 04:00:33,360 --> 04:00:33,740 So hydroponics. 3958 04:00:33,740 --> 04:00:33,740 Hydroponics. 3959 04:00:33,740 --> 04:00:42,460 We need to go to the lab and splice two different types of thing and create a hybrid. 3960 04:00:42,460 --> 04:00:45,340 hybrid haze or something. 3961 04:00:45,340 --> 04:00:48,060 Kendra has left some chemicals. 3962 04:00:48,060 --> 04:00:50,980 Kendra Lust has left some haze down there. 3963 04:00:51,680 --> 04:00:56,100 Let's go down and find out what it is. 3964 04:00:56,180 --> 04:00:58,320 Whether it's sour diesel. 3965 04:00:58,780 --> 04:01:00,360 Whether it's Purple Haze. 3966 04:01:01,320 --> 04:01:02,920 It could be Jenna Haze. 3967 04:01:03,000 --> 04:01:03,600 We don't know. 3968 04:01:03,720 --> 04:01:04,800 We need to move fast. 3969 04:01:06,020 --> 04:01:10,700 All we do know is that the game is progressing at an alarming pace. 3970 04:01:11,580 --> 04:01:13,380 An alarming pace. 3971 04:01:13,620 --> 04:01:13,840 Okay. 3972 04:01:14,640 --> 04:01:15,680 Don't be alarmed. 3973 04:01:16,120 --> 04:01:17,160 Don't be scared. 3974 04:01:17,160 --> 04:01:31,940 Don't be alarmed. 3975 04:01:32,380 --> 04:01:35,060 Please do not be alarmed by what's going on here. 3976 04:01:35,100 --> 04:01:36,220 You're witnessing gaming. 3977 04:01:37,100 --> 04:01:39,440 Some of you have never seen this before. 3978 04:01:39,560 --> 04:01:43,780 You've never seen our fight on a complete 360 degree perfection. 3979 04:01:43,940 --> 04:01:44,860 It takes control. 3980 04:01:44,860 --> 04:01:46,860 It takes control. 3981 04:01:46,860 --> 04:01:50,800 It takes control of a space shuttle hurtling through the galaxy. 3982 04:01:55,860 --> 04:01:56,620 Snakes. 3983 04:01:58,000 --> 04:01:58,680 Snakes. 3984 04:02:02,640 --> 04:02:04,400 There's snakes everywhere, man. 3985 04:02:04,900 --> 04:02:06,160 Watch out for the fucking snakes. 3986 04:02:07,280 --> 04:02:08,400 The fighter jet too. 3987 04:02:09,340 --> 04:02:09,800 Watch out. 3988 04:02:09,880 --> 04:02:11,180 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 3989 04:02:14,560 --> 04:02:15,200 No. 3990 04:02:15,780 --> 04:02:16,340 No. 3991 04:02:16,340 --> 04:02:19,580 My head. 3992 04:02:19,940 --> 04:02:20,940 Head has come off. 3993 04:02:22,340 --> 04:02:23,440 Head has come off. 3994 04:02:24,880 --> 04:02:25,660 That's sick. 3995 04:02:26,660 --> 04:02:27,580 Oh my god. 3996 04:02:28,080 --> 04:02:29,940 Put your head back on, man. 3997 04:02:34,160 --> 04:02:35,960 That was weird. 3998 04:02:36,040 --> 04:02:37,340 That was the weirdest death yet. 3999 04:02:39,340 --> 04:02:41,720 Why didn't they just say game over? 4000 04:02:41,720 --> 04:02:44,280 Why did they make us watch that bit? 4001 04:02:46,420 --> 04:02:48,180 Dude, that was gnarly, dude. 4002 04:02:51,580 --> 04:02:53,320 He got Jenna hazed, man. 4003 04:02:53,320 --> 04:02:53,340 He got Jenna hazed, man. 4004 04:02:54,580 --> 04:02:56,540 We need to get to Kendra lost fast. 4005 04:02:56,660 --> 04:02:58,520 She's got a couple of plants on the go. 4006 04:02:58,580 --> 04:03:01,620 We need to splice down the confectionery roof. 4007 04:03:03,200 --> 04:03:03,700 Fuck. 4008 04:03:11,700 --> 04:03:13,400 Fucking flying snakes. 4009 04:03:14,060 --> 04:03:15,880 House of flying snakes, man. 4010 04:03:15,880 --> 04:03:20,280 House of flying Hanan. 4011 04:03:23,280 --> 04:03:24,780 Oh my god. 4012 04:03:25,280 --> 04:03:26,400 These guys are fast. 4013 04:03:27,600 --> 04:03:28,460 What the fuck? 4014 04:03:28,660 --> 04:03:29,700 What the fuck? 4015 04:03:30,080 --> 04:03:30,520 Huh? 4016 04:03:30,520 --> 04:03:31,820 Where did they... 4017 04:03:31,820 --> 04:03:33,920 Where are they pulling these guys out? 4018 04:03:35,460 --> 04:03:37,280 These are fucking useless, these guys. 4019 04:03:37,280 --> 04:03:48,920 What the fuck? 4020 04:03:49,460 --> 04:03:49,720 Huh? 4021 04:03:54,620 --> 04:03:55,440 Fuck me. 4022 04:03:55,440 --> 04:04:08,200 Fuckin' hell. 4023 04:04:10,160 --> 04:04:10,900 Any health? 4024 04:04:11,000 --> 04:04:11,140 No? 4025 04:04:15,140 --> 04:04:18,500 Not even a bodkin of health would they leave for me. 4026 04:04:18,500 --> 04:04:27,420 Where am I going here? 4027 04:04:27,480 --> 04:04:28,080 Two or... 4028 04:04:28,080 --> 04:04:29,180 Or one or what? 4029 04:04:34,060 --> 04:04:34,540 Two? 4030 04:04:42,600 --> 04:04:44,400 Don't lose your head, Francis, Kev. 4031 04:04:44,640 --> 04:04:46,220 I won't lose my head, man. 4032 04:04:46,480 --> 04:04:48,480 Unless you say something like... 4033 04:04:48,480 --> 04:04:49,800 It's all gone to shit. 4034 04:04:53,880 --> 04:04:56,920 And then it'll be straight back off to Siberia for you. 4035 04:04:58,940 --> 04:05:01,000 Eating beetroot and dumplings. 4036 04:05:02,200 --> 04:05:03,380 If you're lucky enough. 4037 04:05:03,560 --> 04:05:05,100 Maybe they don't give you gruel out there. 4038 04:05:05,180 --> 04:05:05,560 I'm not sure. 4039 04:05:05,660 --> 04:05:06,280 Maybe they do. 4040 04:05:06,380 --> 04:05:06,920 Maybe they don't. 4041 04:05:13,620 --> 04:05:14,420 That's injustice. 4042 04:05:14,420 --> 04:05:20,240 Is that a helicopter? 4043 04:05:20,240 --> 04:05:21,240 Jesus Christ! 4044 04:05:30,820 --> 04:05:32,140 Three schmackeroos. 4045 04:05:32,320 --> 04:05:34,080 Thank you, three schmackeroos. 4046 04:05:34,460 --> 04:05:35,440 That is very nice. 4047 04:05:36,000 --> 04:05:36,820 How do you do? 4048 04:05:37,080 --> 04:05:37,840 I hope you're well. 4049 04:05:37,980 --> 04:05:38,940 I hope you're getting out well. 4050 04:05:39,540 --> 04:05:40,380 Thank you very much. 4051 04:05:40,820 --> 04:05:44,980 Hope you're having an absolute extreme wicked Wednesday, man. 4052 04:05:45,500 --> 04:05:46,740 Hashtag wicked Wednesday. 4053 04:05:50,860 --> 04:05:51,760 Force the gun. 4054 04:05:53,180 --> 04:05:53,620 Inventory. 4055 04:05:54,060 --> 04:05:54,440 Save. 4056 04:05:55,720 --> 04:05:56,120 Credit. 4057 04:05:56,260 --> 04:05:57,080 34 grand. 4058 04:05:57,600 --> 04:05:58,540 No, we'll save... 4059 04:05:58,540 --> 04:05:59,780 We will save this now. 4060 04:06:02,740 --> 04:06:03,420 Oh, no. 4061 04:06:03,520 --> 04:06:03,680 There we go. 4062 04:06:03,800 --> 04:06:04,260 There we go. 4063 04:06:05,980 --> 04:06:06,640 Oh, no. 4064 04:06:12,980 --> 04:06:15,160 Fucking the cast of stomps in the regards. 4065 04:06:16,620 --> 04:06:18,060 And there's another one behind me. 4066 04:06:18,780 --> 04:06:19,000 No? 4067 04:06:20,060 --> 04:06:20,640 There is. 4068 04:06:22,980 --> 04:06:23,420 Scum. 4069 04:06:26,640 --> 04:06:28,840 The cast of stomps send the regards. 4070 04:06:29,440 --> 04:06:29,860 Good luck. 4071 04:06:31,760 --> 04:06:32,580 I love that. 4072 04:06:32,660 --> 04:06:35,240 That's a great little line to throw at them before you do the stomps. 4073 04:06:36,300 --> 04:06:37,580 I wonder did he hear that? 4074 04:06:37,660 --> 04:06:41,040 I wonder does he think about that before he dies? 4075 04:06:41,580 --> 04:06:45,740 Does he think about the fucking stomps lads on stage doing their thing? 4076 04:06:45,740 --> 04:06:49,000 High energy mineral cutter. 4077 04:06:49,420 --> 04:06:51,580 No, we will save that and go later on. 4078 04:06:51,680 --> 04:06:52,740 We might... 4079 04:06:53,360 --> 04:06:54,780 Could buy a health pack or something. 4080 04:06:57,660 --> 04:06:58,740 That lad, Ross. 4081 04:06:58,800 --> 04:06:59,440 Thank you very much. 4082 04:06:59,520 --> 04:07:00,260 One last tip. 4083 04:07:00,320 --> 04:07:04,660 When you aim down with your pistol, press R1 to change the aim to horizontal. 4084 04:07:04,660 --> 04:07:06,860 It's better for shooting the legs and arms off. 4085 04:07:06,960 --> 04:07:07,600 Best of luck with it. 4086 04:07:08,020 --> 04:07:08,520 Well, Ross. 4087 04:07:09,240 --> 04:07:10,780 Gotta tell you something, buddy boy. 4088 04:07:11,180 --> 04:07:12,380 It's not R1. 4089 04:07:12,540 --> 04:07:13,460 You're lying. 4090 04:07:13,820 --> 04:07:14,560 You're a liar. 4091 04:07:14,880 --> 04:07:16,900 R2 is what you use to change the thing. 4092 04:07:19,080 --> 04:07:20,380 And I'll show you that now. 4093 04:07:22,100 --> 04:07:22,580 Look. 4094 04:07:22,680 --> 04:07:23,140 R2. 4095 04:07:23,240 --> 04:07:24,740 I'm pressing R2 there, Ross. 4096 04:07:26,860 --> 04:07:27,260 R2. 4097 04:07:28,500 --> 04:07:30,760 And that's making that go like that, Ross. 4098 04:07:31,100 --> 04:07:33,280 So, I'm sorry, Ross. 4099 04:07:34,040 --> 04:07:34,860 Where are you? 4100 04:07:36,360 --> 04:07:38,280 Sorry to have to do this again, bud. 4101 04:07:38,860 --> 04:07:39,940 You're a good guy. 4102 04:07:40,740 --> 04:07:42,060 I know you're a good guy. 4103 04:07:42,900 --> 04:07:44,540 And I know that you've got a good heart. 4104 04:07:45,480 --> 04:07:48,360 But we're gonna have to see how well that heart holds up. 4105 04:07:49,700 --> 04:07:51,620 Out in the fucking gulag, Ross. 4106 04:07:53,660 --> 04:07:54,400 You've gone. 4107 04:07:54,400 --> 04:07:56,480 See you again, man. 4108 04:07:59,620 --> 04:08:00,060 Ross. 4109 04:08:00,260 --> 04:08:00,560 Ross. 4110 04:08:04,240 --> 04:08:04,900 Oh, look. 4111 04:08:05,160 --> 04:08:07,160 Kev Johnson's saying it's all gone to shit. 4112 04:08:08,220 --> 04:08:08,860 Sorry, Kev. 4113 04:08:09,220 --> 04:08:12,620 You might have to hold your opinions out there in Siberia for a while. 4114 04:08:13,360 --> 04:08:13,940 Bye, Kev. 4115 04:08:15,220 --> 04:08:19,580 Thank you very much, old dirty Nelly, for your kind-hearted tip there. 4116 04:08:20,980 --> 04:08:22,280 Thank you very much for that. 4117 04:08:22,860 --> 04:08:24,960 And, Ross, you made a nice little tip. 4118 04:08:25,120 --> 04:08:26,420 And you gave me some help. 4119 04:08:26,480 --> 04:08:28,040 But the help was wrong, Ross. 4120 04:08:28,340 --> 04:08:29,360 The help was wrong. 4121 04:08:29,860 --> 04:08:30,840 That was wrong. 4122 04:08:30,940 --> 04:08:32,060 What you were doing was wrong. 4123 04:08:32,540 --> 04:08:33,820 You had to be dispatched. 4124 04:08:38,200 --> 04:08:43,440 And I know some of you, you're out there now at this moment saying that that is... 4125 04:08:43,440 --> 04:08:46,440 To send them away to a gulag is... 4126 04:08:48,300 --> 04:08:49,500 That's injustice! 4127 04:08:49,720 --> 04:08:50,460 Okay, thanks very much. 4128 04:08:51,020 --> 04:08:52,660 But it's not an injustice, okay? 4129 04:08:53,280 --> 04:08:55,200 It's just the way the world works now. 4130 04:08:55,280 --> 04:08:56,000 You need to... 4131 04:08:56,000 --> 04:08:56,740 It's tough. 4132 04:08:57,120 --> 04:08:58,380 It's tough out there. 4133 04:08:59,100 --> 04:09:02,100 It isn't all medipacks and fucking how you doings. 4134 04:09:02,620 --> 04:09:04,420 It's gulags and pain, man. 4135 04:09:05,300 --> 04:09:05,740 Okay? 4136 04:09:07,220 --> 04:09:08,620 Just suck it up anyway. 4137 04:09:08,720 --> 04:09:09,360 You'll be grand. 4138 04:09:10,360 --> 04:09:12,080 You'll be fine in the morning. 4139 04:09:12,620 --> 04:09:13,320 You'll be... 4140 04:09:13,320 --> 04:09:15,180 Everything will be okay in the morning, Ross. 4141 04:09:15,800 --> 04:09:17,160 As well as Kev as well. 4142 04:09:18,700 --> 04:09:21,140 Thank you for your glory. 4143 04:09:21,140 --> 04:09:21,880 Farfurda. 4144 04:09:22,920 --> 04:09:24,120 Thank you very much. 4145 04:09:24,160 --> 04:09:25,140 That's injustice! 4146 04:09:25,340 --> 04:09:26,080 Okay, thanks very much. 4147 04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:27,480 Thank you very much, Farfurda. 4148 04:09:27,800 --> 04:09:28,520 That's injustice. 4149 04:09:28,980 --> 04:09:29,660 Very kind of you. 4150 04:09:29,840 --> 04:09:30,540 Very nice. 4151 04:09:33,360 --> 04:09:34,200 Stay safe. 4152 04:09:34,200 --> 04:09:36,080 Stay safe out in space, Viper. 4153 04:09:36,400 --> 04:09:37,620 I'm spooked by the game. 4154 04:09:38,160 --> 04:09:38,880 Yeah, me too. 4155 04:09:39,000 --> 04:09:39,520 Me too, man. 4156 04:09:39,520 --> 04:09:41,540 I'm trying my best to do this. 4157 04:09:41,960 --> 04:09:48,880 I'm also trying to filter through opinions and advice which might be bogus. 4158 04:09:49,580 --> 04:09:52,740 We had Ross Reynolds there dispatching some bogus advice. 4159 04:09:53,400 --> 04:09:59,600 And he's had to be dispatched to the nether regions of the Russian landscape, Siberia. 4160 04:10:01,680 --> 04:10:03,680 There's nothing we can do about that, I'm afraid. 4161 04:10:07,040 --> 04:10:10,260 Jake Wright, thank you very much for your glorious, glorious tip. 4162 04:10:10,360 --> 04:10:11,060 Very kind of you. 4163 04:10:12,260 --> 04:10:13,820 And we've done two chapters. 4164 04:10:14,380 --> 04:10:15,760 That's Cannon Fodder. 4165 04:10:15,960 --> 04:10:17,900 Chapter 4, Obliteration Imminent. 4166 04:10:18,740 --> 04:10:22,280 We managed to overcome the imminent obliteration. 4167 04:10:22,500 --> 04:10:24,660 There was no imminent obliteration. 4168 04:10:24,780 --> 04:10:26,460 Maybe for a moment or two. 4169 04:10:28,320 --> 04:10:35,360 Samantha Hagar, thank you very much for the other side to the story. 4170 04:10:35,880 --> 04:10:37,380 Samantha, thank you very much. 4171 04:10:40,040 --> 04:10:43,800 But Jake Wright, if you double click X, you slide while running. 4172 04:10:43,980 --> 04:10:44,660 Let's have a look. 4173 04:10:45,620 --> 04:10:46,740 Well, let's save the game first. 4174 04:10:47,140 --> 04:10:47,960 I think that's it anyway. 4175 04:10:48,020 --> 04:10:49,120 I can't do another hour. 4176 04:10:50,080 --> 04:10:51,520 I need to have some food. 4177 04:10:51,960 --> 04:10:53,720 I need to go back and think about things. 4178 04:10:53,840 --> 04:10:56,620 I also need to go back and think about the two guys out in Siberia. 4179 04:10:57,320 --> 04:10:58,060 You're out there. 4180 04:10:58,140 --> 04:11:00,880 You might have been watching this and thinking nothing of it. 4181 04:11:00,980 --> 04:11:03,380 But say a prayer for those lads tonight, okay? 4182 04:11:04,100 --> 04:11:05,400 Ross and Kev. 4183 04:11:05,480 --> 04:11:07,700 They're out there living a hard life. 4184 04:11:08,380 --> 04:11:12,700 Fucking counting trees out in Siberia. 4185 04:11:12,780 --> 04:11:13,780 Is that what they used to do? 4186 04:11:14,520 --> 04:11:15,240 How cruel. 4187 04:11:15,420 --> 04:11:15,800 How... 4188 04:11:15,800 --> 04:11:16,960 It's the worst. 4189 04:11:18,000 --> 04:11:23,540 Imagine getting sent out to Siberia to count trees because you didn't fire a bullet. 4190 04:11:23,960 --> 04:11:26,680 Or you were like, oh no, I'll wait before going over the top. 4191 04:11:27,100 --> 04:11:30,520 And then not only you, but your family gets sent to Siberia to count trees. 4192 04:11:32,060 --> 04:11:34,260 Thank God we're not living in those times. 4193 04:11:36,260 --> 04:11:38,400 Just a quick look at the chat there, guys. 4194 04:11:38,460 --> 04:11:43,020 Just to see what the outpouring is like for the Gulag boys. 4195 04:11:43,720 --> 04:11:48,620 And I can see nobody is actually decrying the fact that they're out there. 4196 04:11:48,960 --> 04:11:50,720 So best of luck out there. 4197 04:11:51,720 --> 04:11:52,240 Ross. 4198 04:11:54,660 --> 04:11:55,780 Ross and Kev. 4199 04:11:58,380 --> 04:12:00,140 Get some San Celestino into you. 4200 04:12:00,220 --> 04:12:00,800 I will, yeah. 4201 04:12:01,240 --> 04:12:01,680 I will. 4202 04:12:02,180 --> 04:12:03,100 Thank you very much. 4203 04:12:03,580 --> 04:12:04,620 Thanks for watching, everyone. 4204 04:12:06,560 --> 04:12:07,420 That's injustice. 4205 04:12:07,660 --> 04:12:08,500 This is... 4206 04:12:08,500 --> 04:12:09,840 Off screen now is... 4207 04:12:09,840 --> 04:12:12,460 This is what Ross and Kev are like. 4208 04:12:12,460 --> 04:12:13,500 And I'm Pat Kenny. 4209 04:12:18,020 --> 04:12:19,020 Without... 4210 04:12:19,020 --> 04:12:19,500 Without... 4211 04:12:19,500 --> 04:12:20,260 With this... 4212 04:12:20,260 --> 04:12:20,980 Thank you very much. 4213 04:12:21,280 --> 04:12:21,980 This is... 4214 04:12:21,980 --> 04:12:23,160 For joining us. 4215 04:12:24,300 --> 04:12:24,880 I'm on the... 4216 04:12:24,880 --> 04:12:25,380 I'm... 4217 04:12:25,380 --> 04:12:26,220 I'm Pat Kenny. 4218 04:12:26,340 --> 04:12:27,760 Pat Kenny's doing a live stream. 4219 04:12:27,940 --> 04:12:31,680 And the voice that you hear in the background is that of Kev or Ross. 4220 04:12:32,680 --> 04:12:34,220 We're going to... 4221 04:12:34,220 --> 04:12:38,020 We're unable to continue our... 4222 04:12:38,020 --> 04:12:40,460 Program without... 4223 04:12:40,460 --> 04:12:41,460 With this... 4224 04:12:41,460 --> 04:12:42,760 Okay, thanks very much. 4225 04:12:42,800 --> 04:12:44,020 I think as... 4226 04:12:44,020 --> 04:12:44,740 Policy... 4227 04:12:44,740 --> 04:12:45,660 Thanks... 4228 04:12:45,660 --> 04:12:46,400 Thanks very much. 4229 04:12:46,940 --> 04:12:47,960 Thanks very much, guys. 4230 04:12:49,320 --> 04:12:50,480 And Samantha says, 4231 04:12:50,560 --> 04:12:52,000 Tell Max Darwin I'm serious. 4232 04:12:52,200 --> 04:12:53,220 Don't know what that's about. 4233 04:12:54,040 --> 04:12:55,700 And we'll see you later on. 4234 04:12:55,860 --> 04:12:58,320 Hopefully everyone's okay and you've had a nice time. 4235 04:12:58,320 --> 04:13:01,900 You've not got too spooked out about the monsters and stuff. 4236 04:13:02,360 --> 04:13:03,320 It's Halloween, guys. 4237 04:13:03,660 --> 04:13:04,560 This shit happens. 4238 04:13:05,220 --> 04:13:06,240 Ross from the Gulag, 4239 04:13:06,420 --> 04:13:07,420 I want to tell you something. 4240 04:13:07,860 --> 04:13:11,160 You've done a great bit of service for the people out there in the Gulag. 4241 04:13:11,260 --> 04:13:11,940 The Gulags. 4242 04:13:12,720 --> 04:13:14,180 And watch your ghoulies as well. 4243 04:13:14,540 --> 04:13:18,540 Because there's a few Gulag marauders out there who might want to get a hold of you. 4244 04:13:19,340 --> 04:13:20,240 Ross from the Gulag. 4245 04:13:20,280 --> 04:13:21,100 It's cold out here. 4246 04:13:21,360 --> 04:13:22,900 It's been years since I played this. 4247 04:13:22,960 --> 04:13:24,060 Sorry for the mishap. 4248 04:13:24,060 --> 04:13:27,580 I was once a game guru, but now I'm a shadow of my former self. 4249 04:13:28,040 --> 04:13:28,360 Please. 4250 04:13:28,500 --> 04:13:29,720 I think the wolves are coming. 4251 04:13:31,120 --> 04:13:31,920 Don't worry, Ross. 4252 04:13:32,460 --> 04:13:35,640 We're going to wait for you and Kev to get back and then I'll leave. 4253 04:13:36,140 --> 04:13:38,280 We're going to wait for Kev and Ross to come back. 4254 04:13:38,400 --> 04:13:43,060 Does anyone know how much 300 seconds is in normal time? 4255 04:13:43,120 --> 04:13:44,240 I don't know how much that is. 4256 04:13:45,000 --> 04:13:46,340 Would that be five minutes? 4257 04:13:47,260 --> 04:13:51,120 Because if it's five minutes, I'm hungry, guys. 4258 04:13:51,200 --> 04:13:52,840 I can't wait for you to come back. 4259 04:13:56,840 --> 04:13:58,700 Maria, A-Stream. 4260 04:13:58,800 --> 04:13:59,480 Thank you very much. 4261 04:13:59,600 --> 04:14:00,180 Not my words. 4262 04:14:00,240 --> 04:14:01,100 The words of Pat Kenny. 4263 04:14:02,060 --> 04:14:06,300 I would like to state as the other, Samantha, I did not support the Gulags. 4264 04:14:06,860 --> 04:14:10,100 That doesn't absolve you or put you on a higher plane, Samantha, okay? 4265 04:14:11,140 --> 04:14:12,460 Don't be virtue signal. 4266 04:14:12,980 --> 04:14:17,320 Actually, Samantha, you're gone. 4267 04:14:18,060 --> 04:14:19,080 You're off to the Gulag. 4268 04:14:19,180 --> 04:14:19,900 See you later on. 4269 04:14:21,560 --> 04:14:22,160 Bye-bye. 4270 04:14:22,580 --> 04:14:23,340 Sorry, Samantha. 4271 04:14:23,720 --> 04:14:26,600 It just, that's the way the chips fell at this particular. 4272 04:14:29,000 --> 04:14:31,440 Samantha has been, yeah, Samantha was timed out. 4273 04:14:31,540 --> 04:14:32,060 Yeah, there we go. 4274 04:14:33,400 --> 04:14:34,320 Best of luck anyway. 4275 04:14:34,420 --> 04:14:35,380 We'll see you later on. 4276 04:14:35,640 --> 04:14:39,320 And if you've got it handy, take a Gulag. 4277 04:14:39,320 --> 04:14:40,940 If you've got a Gulag, take it handy. 4278 04:14:41,460 --> 04:14:42,160 All the best. 4279 04:14:42,440 --> 04:14:43,040 Kev is back. 4280 04:14:43,520 --> 04:14:44,120 Kev is back. 4281 04:14:48,340 --> 04:14:48,920 Is he? 4282 04:14:49,220 --> 04:14:50,160 I can't see him. 4283 04:14:51,360 --> 04:14:52,240 He's not back. 4284 04:14:57,540 --> 04:15:00,280 No one virtue signaling there like Samantha. 4285 04:15:00,580 --> 04:15:02,020 No one virtue signaling. 4286 04:15:02,300 --> 04:15:02,880 No one. 4287 04:15:03,380 --> 04:15:04,360 And no one. 4288 04:15:05,700 --> 04:15:06,620 Ross is back. 4289 04:15:06,740 --> 04:15:07,520 Well done, Ross. 4290 04:15:07,520 --> 04:15:08,240 Nice to see you. 4291 04:15:08,280 --> 04:15:09,540 The Gulag twice in one night. 4292 04:15:10,040 --> 04:15:11,240 Good to have you back, Ross. 4293 04:15:11,660 --> 04:15:12,620 It's good to have you back. 4294 04:15:12,980 --> 04:15:14,420 Kev, you're back as well. 4295 04:15:14,840 --> 04:15:15,760 Good to have you, man. 4296 04:15:16,960 --> 04:15:17,740 Good to have you. 4297 04:15:18,240 --> 04:15:20,120 Samantha, we can't wait for you to come back. 4298 04:15:20,160 --> 04:15:20,740 It's too long. 4299 04:15:20,840 --> 04:15:21,560 All the best. 4300 04:15:22,160 --> 04:15:23,420 Hopefully, you're back next time. 4301 04:15:23,500 --> 04:15:29,080 Hopefully, you can get out of that Siberian wilderness that you have sadly embroiled yourself in. 4302 04:15:29,640 --> 04:15:32,520 All that's left for me to say is good night and God bless. 4303 04:15:32,780 --> 04:15:33,580 See you later, everybody. 4304 04:15:33,860 --> 04:15:34,260 Bye, bye, bye. 4305 04:15:34,420 --> 04:15:35,120 See you later. 4306 04:15:35,220 --> 04:15:35,500 Thank you. 4307 04:15:35,580 --> 04:15:35,840 Bye, bye, bye, bye. 4308 04:15:35,840 --> 04:15:37,140 Good night and God bless. 4309 04:15:37,140 --> 04:15:47,640 We're unable to continue our program without... 4310 04:15:47,640 --> 04:15:50,500 Okay, thanks very much. 4311 04:15:50,560 --> 04:15:53,480 I think that as politicians, as journalists...