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The elite boy scout movement. You've had enough time now.

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Jerry, Jerry, can I just ask you? You are a liar.

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Okay, you've made your point. You are a liar.

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Jerry, can I ask you one question? And I think it's the reason Frank was asking you who old you were.

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Is that he's writing of a time from before you were born.

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Pat, you're a journalist. Frank. I mean, isn't that so?

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Frank, Pat, you're a journalist. Frank, you're a journalist. You've heard of Pat. I mean, Pat.

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Pat, you're a Frank. You've heard of journalism, Frank. I mean, Pat.

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Who am I talking to? Who's this?

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Writing of a time from before you were born.

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Frank, you're a Pat. I mean, isn't that so?

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Our fucking Pat. And look, Pat.

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Listen, Frank, or whatever your name is, Frank.

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I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank.

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Let me be frank with you, Pat.

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I interviewed Myra Gallagher. She describes Angelum Court as the angel of the lanes.

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Can I suggest you that the late Jim Kemme thought that...

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The late Jim Kemme. Look at... Pat gets... Pat has to think for a second on his feet there.

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Look at Pat's eyes here. He starts looking around because he starts thinking...

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Hang on a second. Am I... What names am I fucking talking about here? Is this the right stuff?

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The late Jim Kemme thought that...

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Look at him. Look...

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He's thinking... Hang on. Right. This is confusing. Right. The late Pat... Franks wrote that the late Jim Kemme said that...

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Frank's book and Moira... Frank's book was an accurate description of the way things were in the Limerick of their...

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Ass crap. The late... Jim Kemme, with all due respect, was a very close friend of Frank McCormick. No, he was. I didn't meet him. Yes, he was. But just before he died. He was.

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I met him just before he died. I can't believe a word down your mouth. You're a liar. I can't believe a word down your mouth. I didn't know Jim Kemme. Jim Kemme. Jim Kemme. You're a liar.

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I am... I don't know who the audience is applauding there, by the way, but I think we can come to Frank now. Frank, you have had no time to respond to the allegations leveled against you, Frank.

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Frank. The name Theresa Carmody was one I made up because I was not going to mention her name in the book.

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You are a liar. Who the audience are applauding, by the way. But I...

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Spooky. How are you getting on, spook timers? Welcome to the spook house. My name is Spooky Dunleavy. And I'm here to bring you on a guided tour through spookiness, strange stuff, strange goings on. The surreal...

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The ethereal... The fucking... The unworldly... The unearthly... And just bad stuff happening out in space. Real nasty stuff. Lethal devotion is where we're at with this one. And we left it yesterday after a barnstorming speedrun of 3.9 hours. And we got there. And there was a bit of... Sorry there about the...

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If anyone... If anyone got thrown in the gulag. Sorry about that. It was a bit of a gulag speedrun. You've... You've spooked me before, Pat. You're not gonna spook me again. You seem to have a morbid fascina... You seem to have a morbid fascination with spooky... Spooky monsters. Why did you not discuss... Your well-paid deployment?

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out of this space on Ishimura.

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Oh yeah.

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Mama Doc, thank you very much.

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Mama Doc.

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The chemicals we need are in the chemistry lab.

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Mama Doc, thank you.

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Now, Stasis.

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I think the suit is bulked up a little bit as well.

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It looks like there's a bit of bulkiness to the rig.

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Rig-o-Mortis.

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Wouldn't be long before the Rig-o-Mortis had set in, I'd say.

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Maybe a couple of hours after the initial death.

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The initial death.

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Now we can go into the store and load up on bits and pieces for the guns that we've got yesterday afternoon.

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Slash evening.

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Frank.

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Frank, you've heard of Pat.

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I'm doing this all on my own here.

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There's no...

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I'd like to have a saw.

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That would be great to have a saw on me.

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Okay, okay.

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Consultation.

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Consultation time.

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Consultation time.

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Consult.

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Consultation.

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Consultation time with the chat.

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Consultation time with the chat.

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Flamethrower.

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Okay, here's the choice.

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Flamethrower.

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Force gun.

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Ripper.

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Okay.

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Jack the Ripper.

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Contact.

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Contact beam.

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What are we getting?

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Huh?

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Flamethrower.

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Flamethrower.

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Everyone's saying flamethrower.

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Force gun.

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Suit.

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Flamethrower.

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Force gun.

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Speed.

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Beam.

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Force gun.

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Ripper or line gun.

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Flamin' waffin'.

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Ripper.

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Sell the junk first.

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Bi-pat.

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I'll do that.

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Flamethrower.

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It looks like it's a toss-up between flamethrower and ripper.

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It looks as though flamethrower could be winning.

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Snake thrower.

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There is no such thing.

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Luke.

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Foreskin.

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There is no foreskin.

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It's a purely circumcision.

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Circumcised store.

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Circumstantial.

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Circumcisional evidence was produced in court.

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The defendant produced his foreskin as exhibit A.

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And, uh, yeah, he won the case.

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The evidence was purely circumcisional.

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Please shout out Poddy Bob.

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Thank you very much, Poddy Bob.

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Please shout out my friend Gooch, who just got engaged to his girlfriend Triona.

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Well, isn't that a match made in heaven?

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Triona agus Gooch.

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Best of luck, guys.

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Hopefully you'll, uh, power through and we can soon await the, uh, the pitter-patter of tiny Gooch's.

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Doing the rounds.

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All the best.

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Hammered your mother.

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A goose.

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Please shout out my depressed brother drinking on a weekday, Chris Basford.

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Best, best of luck to you, Chris Basford's brother.

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Look, we're gonna do this for you, baby.

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We're gonna do this for you.

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Don't do this for you.

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Don't do this for you.

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Don't do this for you.

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Don't do this for you.

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Don't do this for you.

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When else are you meant to drink anyway, like, you know?

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If there's drink there and you want it, have it.

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It's people struggling.

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If it's there, you might as...

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Hey, it's not gonna fucking drink itself.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Level three, level three Gooch, level three Gooch.

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Get the burst, get the suit.

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If you don't drink, you die.

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Spaceballs, someone says.

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I'm gonna sell some stuff first.

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Ruby semiconductor, gonzo.

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Gold semiconductor, gonzo.

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We'll keep these things.

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We'll keep...

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We'll sell that line gun rubbish.

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We've got a load of flame fuel.

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We'll quantity 50 flame fuel.

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So we might as well buy the flame fueler.

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Can...

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Can you buy all the weapons?

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Should I get the flamer and the fucking ripper as well?

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Flame thrower.

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Bot.

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Ripper.

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Bot.

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Now we can shleek over to a workbench and doozy up that little piece that we just got ourselves.

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It's a sweet little piece, man.

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Got that.

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Got this cutting tool here with the flame hauser.

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Let's have a look at this.

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Yes.

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That's gonna be great.

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That's gonna do well against...

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A lot of bad eggs.

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This thing?

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Yes.

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That's...

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I think we just found out what we wanted all along.

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Best of luck.

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Watch out.

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There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

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We'll get out.

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You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

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Far further.

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How are you?

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Thank you very much.

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I just wanted to let you know, man.

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You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

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Hopefully that hasn't softened your cough.

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Not to say that you had a harsh cough about you.

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Now let's move.

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The spine chilling music has me on edge.

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Can't listen on full volume or else I get spooked.

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Don't want to summon my space.

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Any space demons.

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Well, I'm kind of glad because...

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That's the...

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What we're going for in this stream here is...

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Pure spooktacular kind of spookstasis.

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Spooky Tuesday.

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Wicked Wednesday.

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And now we're into fucking Freaky Thursday.

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Thunberg Thursday, man.

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We're having fun.

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In a cool kind of new climate rebellion kind of way.

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Can't stop the Thunberg.

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I've heard this shit.

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Have you heard that?

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That's meant to make you scared.

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Looks like someone has reprogrammed the door locks on this deck.

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And recently too.

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I guess we're not alone here after all.

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Someone doesn't want you in this part of the ship.

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Someone said suit.

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Can I do with the suit here?

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Probably can't.

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He probably have to go into the...

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Oh yeah.

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He can, yeah.

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Level 3 suit.

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Good man.

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Good man.

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Whoever said suit in caps.

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Dara Higgins.

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Look at this Dara.

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This is you now, Dara.

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This is you getting into your bed at the end of the night, Dara.

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And then you go to sleep in a pod.

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And then wakey, wakey.

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Get up, Dara.

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Cornflakes are ready.

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And there's Dara, look.

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Fucking pure master of the universe, man.

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He's got his new rocks on from Balina.

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He's going to the Chaos Collective later on, man.

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He's got a black hoodie.

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Says My Chemical Romance on it.

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He's fucking doing the business.

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He's doing the business.

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The way the Lord intended him to.

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Now, we can move.

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I'm afraid to put my bank details online.

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Can I send you a pound in the post?

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You can.

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But I'm not giving my address out.

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I've told you before.

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I don't want people sending anthrax to me.

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In a little gift box.

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Look at this lad.

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He got sucked in.

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Or it's a woman.

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It could be a man.

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You never know.

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And Ishimura crew members.

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Welcome to the lab.

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If you've been referred to the lab,

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please have your referral form and CEC.

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Authorization ready.

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Then proceed.

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Even in space, guys.

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The fucking bureaucracy doesn't stop.

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Bureaucracy never sleeps in space.

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Have your forms and have your fucking things.

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Did you make an appointment?

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No.

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You have to go away and come back next Tuesday.

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Look at this.

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Ripping yarn.

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Ripping yarns, baby.

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Yes.

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Michael Palin's...

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Fucking hell.

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They're feeling the Michael Palin ripping yarns now.

260
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And they had some ripper blades left over.

261
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,660
Or is that the ones I fired at them?

262
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:33,600
Oh.

263
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,120
I can hear someone running around.

264
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,620
Maybe a few creepy crawlies.

265
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,580
We need to make sure that they're vanquished.

266
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:49,120
Luke Roach.

267
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,100
What can I say about Luke Roach that hasn't already been said before?

268
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:58,600
He is the roach that's keeping the absolute dream sleeper alive.

269
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,420
And I want to tell you something, Luke.

270
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:00,460
Luke.

271
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:08,460
We identified over 79 subsets that were contemporaries of your subspace alpha system.

272
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:12,060
They said that you were the angel of the stream.

273
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,000
Okay.

274
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,300
Thanks very much, Luke.

275
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,340
And best of luck, Luke.

276
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:16,820
Thank you.

277
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,560
Is that a helicopter?

278
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,720
Jesus Christ!

279
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,220
We seem to have Jer...

280
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,000
Yeah, Luke.

281
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,720
Luke Roach is there, actually.

282
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:39,500
Luke, you're involved in a kind of ongoing battle with Frank.

283
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,800
Pretty one-sided, Luke Roach.

284
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,060
I don't know anything about it.

285
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,000
Yes, you do, Luke Roach.

286
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,240
You know everything about it.

287
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,220
You have been peddling tips and donations in the stream.

288
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,320
Thank you.

289
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,200
Thank you, Luke.

290
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:55,440
Thank you.

291
00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,240
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

292
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,000
Right.

293
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,660
I'm going to try and focus now, you know.

294
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,200
There might have been a bit of messing going on before, but this is pure serious now.

295
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,100
You've never seen a more serious speedrun than this.

296
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,740
And I tell you why it's the most serious speedrun you've never seen.

297
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:19,540
Because I didn't even put the word speedrun in the title.

298
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,660
I knew that might attract the wrong kind of crowd.

299
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,660
I don't want to be attracting the wrong fish in my pond.

300
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:30,640
What I want is a situation whereby I'm surrounded by people of my same level and ability.

301
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:39,100
That is major league professional gamers who haven't yet gone mainstream with their talents.

302
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,380
They're keeping it underground because that's just real life.

303
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:42,860
Okay.

304
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,220
We're not doing this for the fucking praise.

305
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,440
This isn't all about your Instagram million followers.

306
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,060
Fucking likes and shares.

307
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:50,440
Okay.

308
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,740
I'm doing this for the real.

309
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,200
Okay.

310
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,360
We're doing this for the gusto.

311
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,080
And why is this door closed now?

312
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:58,880
We need to open this.

313
00:15:59,120 --> 00:15:59,920
Find a way in.

314
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:00,580
Ah, it's open.

315
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,240
That's great stuff.

316
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:06,360
That's great stuff.

317
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,200
And it really helps the speedrun that we could open that door and not coming back.

318
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,060
Creepy poor lighting lab job.

319
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:15,920
Thank you very much.

320
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,740
Pure gaming as it was intended, says John.

321
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,420
That's what it's all about.

322
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,680
You know, look at the limited HUD, John.

323
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:30,780
Do you know?

324
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,960
Heads up display for the people out there who don't know.

325
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,740
And you should know.

326
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,860
And if you don't know and you're watching, what are you doing, man?

327
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:47,640
Big Wes style.

328
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,960
Thank you very much, Big Wes.

329
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:52,980
We're going to donate this upgrade bench to you now.

330
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,220
We've got one node left.

331
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,340
I'm going to take that node and stick it in the flamethrower.

332
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,760
Upgrade the flamethrower's capacity.

333
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:13,400
I'd say by the end of the game, we're going to be laughing.

334
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,840
We're going to be killing everything.

335
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,760
Someone said that you get two OP.

336
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,620
And OP for all the casuals out there who aren't.

337
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,800
Major League players like myself.

338
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:29,760
Major League gaming community.

339
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,500
OP is overpowered.

340
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,700
That means that the weapon that you've got is more powerful.

341
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,680
Some would say unfairly powerful.

342
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,660
Compared to the other weaponry in the game.

343
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,660
You wouldn't know anything about that.

344
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,180
But I'm telling you now.

345
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,200
So now you do know.

346
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,040
You remember where you heard that?

347
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,600
Look at this now.

348
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,400
Dodgy job, man.

349
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,920
I don't like doing this.

350
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,480
I don't like doing that to the poor guys on the ground.

351
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,020
But there really is no other.

352
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,100
If it was up to me, the most humane way now would be getting out.

353
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,080
Pull out a refuse sack.

354
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:11,780
Heavy duty.

355
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:16,800
You know, ones that you get down little for about 250 for a pack of 25 or 50.

356
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,560
I'd bag that.

357
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,100
I'd kick it like it was a football.

358
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,960
I'd do a Ronaldo free kick on it.

359
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,320
I'd really build up.

360
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,880
Take a few side steps.

361
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,480
So I'm at a nice 90 degree angle to it.

362
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,860
And I'd fucking blast it into the goal.

363
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,720
The goal being where it came from.

364
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,480
And then if it had no life left, I'd fucking double bag it.

365
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,760
And throw it in the skip.

366
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,740
The nearest skip I could find.

367
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,480
Or even a blue bin or something.

368
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,240
Unfortunately, it's not like that.

369
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:55,500
And we need to move fast and rapidly as we're approached now by unsavory situations.

370
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,200
Gathering on the floor in front of us.

371
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,820
It's not a nice situation.

372
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,200
Nobody said it was going to be nice.

373
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,000
It could be a dead...

374
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,940
It looks like some kind of baby.

375
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,380
It's so wrong.

376
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,460
That's so wrong.

377
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,580
This is all so wrong.

378
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,220
And it feels great as well.

379
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,240
It's so wrong.

380
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,740
It's fucking right.

381
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:21,740
This is...

382
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,660
And we've got a surgeon trophy as well now.

383
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:26,480
See that?

384
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,020
A bit of black and decker there, man.

385
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,800
What are we going to do here?

386
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,660
Flame is it?

387
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,060
And that's him gone.

388
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:40,580
That's him done.

389
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,680
There's a few more things we need to sweep up here.

390
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,180
Looks like I'm getting...

391
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,740
I need to do some health.

392
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:55,420
I need to heal.

393
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,700
Need to heal fast.

394
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,780
I need to heal fast.

395
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,860
Heal and pray.

396
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:05,960
Large medipack.

397
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,660
Let's use that.

398
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,840
Take us all the way to the top, baby.

399
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,260
Born sticky.

400
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,980
Thank you very much, Born sticky.

401
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:17,820
That's very kind of you.

402
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:23,240
Order in for two kilograms of pure Connemara marble stone.

403
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,920
Direct to the Kowloon HQ.

404
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,360
Cheers, bye.

405
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,320
Thank you very much, Born sticky.

406
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,100
That's very nice of you.

407
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,540
And a lovely callback to the days of yore and the Connemara stone.

408
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,640
I gotta tell you something.

409
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,240
Deadsy Dunleavy.

410
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:37,920
Thank you very much.

411
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,220
There should be more of those on the way.

412
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,880
It's nice that people remember those things.

413
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:44,580
And...

414
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,520
That's nice.

415
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,200
They'll come back.

416
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,300
I promise they'll come back.

417
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,280
There's gonna be some new orders.

418
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,080
Some new stones.

419
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,360
Some new castles as well.

420
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,280
New sheep.

421
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,580
We've bought a castle out in...

422
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,560
Out in Iron Man Cross.

423
00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,140
The man in space.

424
00:20:59,220 --> 00:20:59,820
Thank you very much.

425
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,020
And we're gonna...

426
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:03,200
We're planning on filling that thing full of sheep.

427
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,580
And we're gonna toast a few...

428
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,580
Raise a toast to the dead.

429
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,480
Out in space.

430
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,320
Out in space.

431
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,560
Owen Murphy.

432
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,080
Thank you very much, Owen Murphy.

433
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,540
Thank you very much.

434
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,600
The man in space.

435
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:27,900
You put this little two euro towards a Bewley's coffee...

436
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,480
Or one of those white hot chocolates...

437
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,120
From AMT in the airport.

438
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,340
Go on, Francis.

439
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,260
Yeah, I'd have to go all the way down to Dublin airport...

440
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,520
To spend that and to do that.

441
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,160
So I won't bother.

442
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,180
But there's an AMT, I believe, in Houston station.

443
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Which is only a three hour train journey away.

444
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:45,920
Hmm.

445
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,460
39 euro return.

446
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,460
If I book in advance...

447
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,460
Then I can spend that two euro on the coffee in Houston.

448
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,660
Maybe fucking kill an hour in Easton's...

449
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,460
Until the next train goes back...

450
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,140
To...

451
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:01,260
Castlevar.

452
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,020
Yeah, I think it's well worth it, man.

453
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:04,720
I think I'll do that.

454
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:05,440
Thanks very much.

455
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,180
If not, I'll head to the airport.

456
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,420
Big shout out to Daymo from Owen Murphy.

457
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,280
Thank you very much, Owen.

458
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,120
He's a terrific guy by all accounts.

459
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,280
Um...

460
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,000
But not by all accounts, I'm afraid.

461
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,760
Only by Owen's account.

462
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,780
What's going on here with these fucking crawling dead babies?

463
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,300
I'm sorry.

464
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,960
They shoot missiles as well.

465
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,480
Let's turn up for the books.

466
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,180
You're going to shoot more missiles.

467
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,060
Look at that.

468
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,480
Lovely bit of flinch.

469
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,280
David flinch's fucking...

470
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,500
Mulholland Empire.

471
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,240
Stasis.

472
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:01,240
Stasis.

473
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,840
This thing needs a bit of stasis.

474
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,120
Stasis quo.

475
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,300
Rocking all over the mainframe.

476
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,520
And then we can do a little bit of this as well.

477
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,500
No, we can't.

478
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,660
We fucked it up.

479
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,640
How'd you do this now?

480
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:33,140
Keep on missing it.

481
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,520
That'll do.

482
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,280
Do the ripper...

483
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,380
The blades that you shoot for the ripper machine,

484
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,600
do they just stay there and you can just keep taking

485
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,060
fucking ripper blades and stuff?

486
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:56,280
Owen Higgins, thank you very much.

487
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,300
Dara Higgins' brother.

488
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,680
The Higgins boys is in town, man.

489
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:00,420
Hey.

490
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,220
Fucking Francis Higgins, Owen and Dara.

491
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:05,820
You know who that is, man.

492
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,880
Fucking triple Higgins, man.

493
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,040
Trip Higg.

494
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:11,840
You just flicked the fucking Trip Higg switch.

495
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,840
No.

496
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,420
Stasis mum has got it going on.

497
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:32,240
You're going to the chemistry station.

498
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:33,620
Once you get the chemicals,

499
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,280
you're also going to need a DNA sample of the alien tissue.

500
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,000
Yeah?

501
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:38,320
I'll search the records for one.

502
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:39,900
Sounds...

503
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,320
Sounds like a load of old claptrap, man.

504
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:43,420
Where are you sending me?

505
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,140
When are we going back to Earth?

506
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,000
You know, we've been out in space for too long.

507
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,600
Try Higgins.

508
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,240
Triggins.

509
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,940
Don't pull the Triggins.

510
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,880
No, we're going the wrong way here.

511
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,280
We are.

512
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,840
Frank, get back in from the charges

513
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,440
to respond to the charges you've made.

514
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,320
The name Theresa Camry was one I made up

515
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,620
because I was not going to name the actual person.

516
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,160
The name of the girl in Bavaria.

517
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,540
You seem to have a...

518
00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:29,880
Who was the girl in Bavaria?

519
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:36,300
Do you know what? The plot thickens. There's so many threads to the story, to the Hanonology.

520
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,700
It's mind-boggling. It's intriguing. There's a lot of intrigue.

521
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:46,980
There is zero explanation.

522
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:53,680
And look at Jerry's face. He's puzzled here. Look at that.

523
00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:02,720
Morbid fascination face. That's what happens when you find out someone's got a morbid fascination with something. You make that face.

524
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:09,140
And yet, and yet so unspecific.

525
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:13,580
He's right.

526
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,820
No way. You started reading Tiz, and the girl in Bavaria is going to be in it.

527
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:36,260
I've seen Teacher Man down there in the charity shop the last day.

528
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,300
Thinking of getting that.

529
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,380
Reading that.

530
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,320
He spends his time teaching in America.

531
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,480
What do you know about that?

532
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,840
Zero. Fucking zero, man. Don't know anything about it.

533
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,780
He's teaching people in America zero.

534
00:26:57,420 --> 00:27:00,340
He spends his time teaching children in school.

535
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,080
You know.

536
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,820
Reminiscing about fucking ABCs in school with kids.

537
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:09,300
Who's this?

538
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,080
Who's this?

539
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,200
How are you?

540
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,220
How are you?

541
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,500
And yet you keep on going.

542
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:17,160
Are you okay?

543
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,580
It almost makes me think that we're at home as a species.

544
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:22,920
Who are you, man?

545
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:27,140
I'm the only one who sees that we have died out a long time ago.

546
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:27,900
Are you okay?

547
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,680
We just haven't accepted yet.

548
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,740
Do you need help?

549
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:31,920
Stop running.

550
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,900
Stop your struggle.

551
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,500
I'm not running from anything, man.

552
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,320
Our future.

553
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,000
Your future.

554
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:41,060
The future of our race ends here.

555
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:42,060
Listen, man.

556
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,180
Allow me to introduce you to humanity's child.

557
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,880
Either you want to be saved or you don't.

558
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,780
Our greatest creation.

559
00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,740
Kardashian, is it?

560
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,800
Fucking weird, man.

561
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,840
He's watching for a Kardashian.

562
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,300
Picked a great day to run out of ammo.

563
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,020
Look at the state of this lad, man.

564
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,080
Nightmare.

565
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,360
Nightmare on fucking Elm Street.

566
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,600
Uh-oh.

567
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,920
Set this fucker on fire, man.

568
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,460
Set him on fire.

569
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,200
Oh, jeez.

570
00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:23,900
Look at that, man.

571
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,440
He's on fire and he's doing that to me and he's on fire.

572
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320
Jesus Christ.

573
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:29,780
Oh.

574
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:36,320
Jesus Christ.

575
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,920
Little luck he gave at the end as well.

576
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,440
Do you see that?

577
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,880
Fucking hell.

578
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,640
Tickles the monkey.

579
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:45,640
Tickles the monkey.

580
00:28:45,640 --> 00:29:05,820
Tickles the monkey.

581
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:09,740
Wanna say a big thank you and a big shout out to fucking Tickles the monkey.

582
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,560
Tickles the monkey is out there doing the business.

583
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,740
Tickles the monkey.

584
00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,580
Let the boom time.

585
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,600
Let the boom time.

586
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,320
Let the boom time.

587
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,260
Let the boom time.

588
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,360
Let the boom time.

589
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,080
Let the boom time.

590
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:31,400
Big shout out to Tickles.

591
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:32,780
Let the boom time.

592
00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,000
Thanks very much, Tickles.

593
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,480
You're keeping the space station in the sky.

594
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,340
And we're gonna toast the toast to you.

595
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,380
Let the boom time.

596
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,320
Happy Tickle date.

597
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,780
Today is officially Tickle day everyone.

598
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,880
Thank you very much.

599
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,660
It's great to have you.

600
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,340
It's great to be here.

601
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,660
It's great to be a part of it as well.

602
00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:50,560
Such exact way to pay.

603
00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:51,620
On the one condition.

604
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:52,300
But I.

605
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,400
Such exact way to pay.

606
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,960
Let the boom time.

607
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,000
Such exact way to pay.

608
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,820
Let the boom time.

609
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,780
Such exact way to pay.

610
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,660
Let the boom time.

611
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,520
Six hundred thousand.

612
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,500
Let the boom time.

613
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,900
Six hundred thousand.

614
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,340
Let the boom time.

615
00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:15,100
You need to be confronted.

616
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,200
For your moralizing and your hypocrisy.

617
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,020
Let the boom time.

618
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:18,900
Let the boom time.

619
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:20,860
Moralizing.

620
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,520
Moralizing.

621
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,480
Moralizing.

622
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,660
You're the RTE.

623
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,380
Moralizing.

624
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,700
You're RTE.

625
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,320
Moralizing.

626
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,280
Let the boom time.

627
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:34,560
Okay.

628
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:35,140
Thanks very much.

629
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:36,320
Such exact way to pay.

630
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,400
Under what condition.

631
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,240
You're the RTE.

632
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:38,600
Okay.

633
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,200
Thanks very much.

634
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,700
Such exact way to pay.

635
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:41,820
Under what condition.

636
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:42,600
Okay.

637
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,300
Thanks very much.

638
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,980
Such exact way to pay.

639
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,080
Under what condition.

640
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:46,620
Okay.

641
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:50,400
Really enjoyed that there actually.

642
00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,980
Thank you very much Mr. Tickles.

643
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,280
Under what condition Mr. Tickles.

644
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,140
Do you know what I mean?

645
00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:00,460
Thank you for glorious tips.

646
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,760
Gotta tell you something.

647
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:03,740
The girl in Bavaria.

648
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:04,600
Thank you very much.

649
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:05,480
The girl in Bavaria.

650
00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:07,620
That jam.

651
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,000
That jam that we just heard there.

652
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,800
That shit slaps.

653
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:12,980
And I gotta.

654
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,740
On another note.

655
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,620
It was pure fire.

656
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,640
And in another way.

657
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,860
It slapped.

658
00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,240
It was on fire.

659
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,460
It was flames.

660
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,440
It was lit.

661
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,500
What more do you want?

662
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,960
Can I say about it?

663
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,720
That hasn't already been said.

664
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,940
Slaps.

665
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,340
Absolutely slaps.

666
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,020
That was fire DJing.

667
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:40,660
Ryan McBride.

668
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:41,680
Thank you very much Ryan.

669
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:42,440
You.

670
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:42,800
You're.

671
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:46,800
Hypothesized once.

672
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,680
You hypothesized once.

673
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,780
That maybe Jerry was an inside man.

674
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:51,740
For Frank.

675
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,100
For extra publicity.

676
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,440
But if that was the case.

677
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,800
Why would they have Jerry accused him of necrophilia?

678
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,000
Seems a bit much.

679
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,120
You'd think that.

680
00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:01,960
But.

681
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,960
I'm actually.

682
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,280
I think there was 4D chess being played by the two gentlemen.

683
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,080
I mean look at this face.

684
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,240
I think he was in Frank's pocket.

685
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,600
Do you know?

686
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:16,840
But thanks for the tip anyway.

687
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,700
That's injustice.

688
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,340
Two techs.

689
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:22,340
Two techs.

690
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:22,380
Two techs.

691
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:22,500
Two techs.

692
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:22,620
Two techs.

693
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,140
Two techs.

694
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:23,920
Thank you very much.

695
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,460
Two techs.

696
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:24,480
Two techs.

697
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:24,500
Two techs.

698
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:24,560
Two techs.

699
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,040
Two techs.

700
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,480
Two techs.

701
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,360
Which city do you think smells worse?

702
00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:30,000
My friends say Belfast smells weird.

703
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:31,660
But I would think Dublin smells worse.

704
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,860
The Liffy is a bit iffy if you get me.

705
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:34,880
Love the streams.

706
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,160
Always look forward to them.

707
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,240
They both smell just the same.

708
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:45,700
Except Dublin has the kind of hoppy Guinness brewery waft doing the rounds.

709
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,380
Which is weird at first but you get used to it.

710
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,220
But they both smell grand.

711
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,320
I've you know I've I've smelled a lot of cities.

712
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,160
I do a lot of sniffing around cities myself.

713
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,700
And there's a lot there's a lot worse.

714
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,680
But thanks very much.

715
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,780
And that's great stuff.

716
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920
Now let's kill some beasts.

717
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,580
Look at that man.

718
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:13,660
Seesaw.

719
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:14,300
Seesaw.

720
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:18,680
Getting impaled again.

721
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Impaled.

722
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:24,940
Big time.

723
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:25,780
Impaler.

724
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:28,880
Vlad the Impaler.

725
00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,740
I just got Maria McCrystall out of it man.

726
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,360
Pure Maria'd.

727
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,860
Thank you very much Maria.

728
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:44,560
Myself and Swede are tuning in quickly from the intermission of Amanda Palma's concert.

729
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,840
Hope you're having a good night Francis.

730
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,820
Amanda Palma.

731
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,520
What the fuck?

732
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:49,860
She.

733
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,720
What did she sing?

734
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:55,180
Amanda Palma.

735
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,240
She did a TED talk.

736
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,140
She's got a song called The Killing Type.

737
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,420
It's 3 million views.

738
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,620
Mature audiences only.

739
00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:41,200
What's she going to do to him?

740
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
What's she doing to him?

741
00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:44,180
What's she doing to him?

742
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:47,880
I'm saying it now.

743
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,020
I'm saying it so.

744
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:54,500
Even if you never hear this song, somebody else would know.

745
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,780
I'm saying it now.

746
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,960
I'm saying it so.

747
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:03,360
Even if you never hear this song, somebody else would know.

748
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,720
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

749
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:17,120
Thank you very much, Turf Bag, there for your kind-hearted, generous turf donation.

750
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,580
We're getting into turf weather now, so we are, Francis.

751
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,900
Great to see the stream on.

752
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:22,200
Gotta tell you something.

753
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:25,440
It was a pure fire situation earlier on.

754
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,060
There's no beating about the bush here, guys.

755
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,460
The cold snap is officially here.

756
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:32,540
Cold snap has arrived, guys, okay?

757
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,400
Cold snap, it's on.

758
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,880
It's fully locked, it's fully loaded.

759
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:42,140
The chill weather's in, and if you haven't got your bag of Polish doubles, get down and get them fast, rapid, okay?

760
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,560
They're good for stove.

761
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,560
They're good for open flame.

762
00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:48,680
Then you want to back that up, okay?

763
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:57,380
You want to have a fire powered by the Polish doubles under the aegis of softwood logs.

764
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,780
Three bags for a tenner.

765
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,100
You want to get yourself, you want to double bag a sack of sticks.

766
00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:06,520
Two twin sticks, twin turbo.

767
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:08,020
Two for a fiver.

768
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,200
Then you want to fucking do that.

769
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:16,060
You want to cream that off with a sweet, sweet little box of drummers or zips.

770
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,580
I'm giving you the advice you need.

771
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,220
You don't need to go anywhere else.

772
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:30,420
Yeah, we don't have any fire lighters to spare curtain.

773
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,360
I'm afraid.

774
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,120
Protect your neck.

775
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,120
Buy your U-Tan clan.

776
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,860
Endorse scarves and mittens.

777
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,580
Nat King Cole.

778
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:43,460
Okay, someone said Stas is the mofo.

779
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,060
Chungus.

780
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:48,020
Chungus is just there waiting menacingly in the background of the chat.

781
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,760
Just waiting for me to play the game again.

782
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,620
As indeed, I suppose some of you are watching as well just to see the game.

783
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,360
They don't want to hear me talk about fire.

784
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:57,900
They don't want to see me.

785
00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:00,180
They don't want to hear me talk about Jerry Hannan quotes.

786
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,460
You don't want to see me playing YouTube videos of Amanda Palma.

787
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,280
You don't want to see me talking about any other shite.

788
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,520
So I'll just get on with the game.

789
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:07,800
Okay.

790
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,480
We'll get on with the game.

791
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,160
I won't get on with the game.

792
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,080
You think I'm going to stop doing this Jerry Hannan stick?

793
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,060
You're a liar.

794
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,360
I am a liar.

795
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,480
Francis is a liar.

796
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:24,860
You're all liars.

797
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,460
I'm never going to stop.

798
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,000
It's going to keep going until the end of time.

799
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:32,280
Frank, Pat, you've heard of the stream.

800
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,120
You know research.

801
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:33,940
You know Francis.

802
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,080
Pat, you know Francis you do.

803
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,900
How are you?

804
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:38,960
Are you well?

805
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:46,740
Now we'll use the status now.

806
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,420
Thanks Chungus.

807
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,480
We'll use the status now.

808
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:49,120
Thanks Chungus.

809
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,200
We'll use the status now.

810
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:50,940
Thanks Chungus.

811
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,340
Stasiya.

812
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,180
Good luck.

813
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:55,080
Oh no.

814
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:56,140
Fuck.

815
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:56,540
What am I doing?

816
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,240
Why am I choking?

817
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:57,820
I'm choking.

818
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:58,400
I'm choking.

819
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,640
I've really fucked this up.

820
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,820
You can't spin blade the cunts when they're in.

821
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:05,860
Oh.

822
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:15,620
Spin blade.

823
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:20,480
Head down the shop there and get a pack of spin blades for the ripper.

824
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,520
We're going shopping wood for the fire.

825
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,040
Okay.

826
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,740
What the fuck am I doing?

827
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:34,620
Rotate your gun Francis someone says.

828
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Thank you very much.

829
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:36,060
I will.

830
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,520
I'll fucking do that now because you said to do it.

831
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:40,760
What the fuck?

832
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,500
Oh yeah.

833
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,700
Look at that.

834
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,140
Yes.

835
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,480
He's rubbish now.

836
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,320
He wishes he didn't.

837
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:51,940
Now.

838
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,620
He wishes he didn't.

839
00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:55,020
Look at this.

840
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,680
Yes.

841
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,120
Sawing his legs off and everything.

842
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:02,920
Spin grinder.

843
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,140
Fucking spin.

844
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,360
Spin grinder.

845
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,780
Is it fuck going to keep regenerating?

846
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,840
I'm going to keep going on.

847
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,940
She's telling me to get out.

848
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:20,840
She's telling me to get the hell out of here.

849
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,160
Fucking run Isaac.

850
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,800
Get yourself.

851
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:27,840
Hell man.

852
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,880
He's regenerating again.

853
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,720
Die man.

854
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,840
Neil die man.

855
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:46,940
Flame.

856
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,180
Flame you man.

857
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:58,640
Are you meant to just go out there are you?

858
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,400
So I just wasted a load of ammunition on him.

859
00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:14,840
What shall I do here?

860
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,520
Shall I restart that and not waste ammo?

861
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:18,340
Shall I just keep going?

862
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:19,260
I keep going.

863
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:19,700
Speed run.

864
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,860
I can't fucking wait around here.

865
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,380
No chance.

866
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,600
No chance of waiting around tonight.

867
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:30,040
Turf bag.

868
00:40:30,140 --> 00:40:31,240
Thank you very much turf bag.

869
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,840
I hope you're well and that you've got the fire down.

870
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:39,660
Fucking winter warmer.

871
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:41,420
Look at this.

872
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,600
Now he's fucked.

873
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,360
Oh.

874
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,840
Winter warmer package down the swanny.

875
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,220
Wouldn't you be awful fucking.

876
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,160
You'd be ripping.

877
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,920
If you'd just done the winter fire run.

878
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,880
And you got the coal.

879
00:40:59,200 --> 00:40:59,660
The sticks.

880
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,160
The logs.

881
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:00,900
The fire lighters.

882
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,220
And everything.

883
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,440
And then you get in the door.

884
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:07,300
And you're besieged by a pack of fucking creepy crawlies like that.

885
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:11,800
I think now we're.

886
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:12,640
Oh yeah.

887
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,260
We done that bit.

888
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:13,580
Okay.

889
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:21,640
Kev Johnson.

890
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:22,180
How are you?

891
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,780
I hope the.

892
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:24,520
I hope you are okay now.

893
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,100
And you're back.

894
00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:27,040
Fighting faith from the gulag.

895
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,140
And that you've learned your lessons too.

896
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:35,900
I gulagged.

897
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,580
There was someone else who got gulagged.

898
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:39,980
Samantha I think it was.

899
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:40,380
Or something.

900
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,120
But I don't know.

901
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:45,880
Maybe they're still in.

902
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,140
Maybe she's still in the gulag.

903
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:47,700
I'm not sure.

904
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:48,880
And maybe Roy.

905
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,700
Roy Orbison is it?

906
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:51,680
Oh not again.

907
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,260
Roy Roy.

908
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,420
Or is it Roy.

909
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:57,260
Or was it Morrison or something.

910
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,260
I think.

911
00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:58,880
Ross sorry.

912
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,580
Ross is still in the fucking gulag.

913
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,800
It wasn't you Samantha.

914
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,920
There was another Samantha.

915
00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:06,140
Ross was in the gulag.

916
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,340
I think he might still be there.

917
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:07,740
There's no.

918
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:08,780
There's not a peep out of him.

919
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,320
Maybe we.

920
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,960
Maybe his spirit is broken.

921
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,220
Now.

922
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,280
What the fuck am I going to do now.

923
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,100
I have no bullets for any of these.

924
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:27,640
And no one told me as well.

925
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,800
To get any more bullets.

926
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:31,800
At the time.

927
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:34,760
So I mean.

928
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:35,860
It's not my fault.

929
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:36,900
Probably your fault.

930
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,780
That's how you deal with them.

931
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:45,920
Where the hell have you been?

932
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:47,340
I've reached hydroponics.

933
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:48,860
Hydroponics.

934
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,220
That's a fucking great job.

935
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840
That's a great job.

936
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,880
That's a great job altogether.

937
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,620
That's exactly what we were after.

938
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,760
Or what I was after anyway.

939
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,820
It was some kind of.

940
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:16,880
Spinning.

941
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,200
Dismembering yoke.

942
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,800
Can you not pick these things up here.

943
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,480
And put them on.

944
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:26,100
Bullets are last.

945
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,160
Their last season.

946
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,480
The new season is in.

947
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,840
And it's all about spinning.

948
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,460
Slicing.

949
00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,180
And dismembering.

950
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,420
That's what it's all about.

951
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,240
These guys.

952
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,080
I have no bullets.

953
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,340
No bullets.

954
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:37,640
Fuck.

955
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:37,680
Fuck.

956
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:46,500
I didn't say nothing.

957
00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:48,860
I said it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

958
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:49,780
And got gulagged.

959
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:50,720
Kev man.

960
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:53,060
You're going to have to keep stum.

961
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,080
On what's going on.

962
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:54,860
I didn't.

963
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:56,380
I didn't let you out of the gulag.

964
00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:57,920
Just so you could come back.

965
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,500
And talk about your.

966
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,140
Reminisce about your days in the gulag.

967
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,440
Kev.

968
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:03,820
Okay.

969
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:03,920
Okay.

970
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,180
You'd want to.

971
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,740
What happened in the gulag.

972
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,040
Stays in the gulag.

973
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,520
There's no more flamethrower.

974
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:17,740
No.

975
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:27,440
Gulags and the moustaches.

976
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,720
That your old shtalyn.

977
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:31,460
Had to send you away for.

978
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:38,160
Yeah.

979
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,660
We don't talk about the gulag here.

980
00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,220
It's not something that we want to do.

981
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:41,500
Okay.

982
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:43,780
We want to keep the mood happy and light.

983
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:45,520
Because.

984
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,420
Because I got to tell you something.

985
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,600
There's a fucking fuck ton.

986
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,760
Fuck ton of darkness.

987
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,560
You need to keep yourself.

988
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,240
Happy.

989
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,340
And awake.

990
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,280
And woke.

991
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:01,200
And pure fucking.

992
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,520
Alert pilled.

993
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,040
Okay.

994
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:11,920
Nathan.

995
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Nathan.

996
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,440
Nathan.

997
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:15,900
Thank you very much Nathan.

998
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,760
I've been trying to contact Hammond.

999
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:18,840
But all I'm getting is static.

1000
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:19,460
Thanks Nathan.

1001
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:20,060
Isaac.

1002
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:21,040
You've got to hurry.

1003
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:21,580
Cheers Nathan.

1004
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:22,020
Thank you.

1005
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:31,420
Chop the big lads.

1006
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,760
Chop the big bad lad.

1007
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:33,640
Lad's legs.

1008
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,300
And hit him with the stasis.

1009
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,000
For maximum running away time.

1010
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,560
Maybe I can.

1011
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,640
Stock up here with some bad stuff.

1012
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:54,820
Ripper blades.

1013
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,140
Yeah.

1014
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:56,440
Yeah.

1015
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:57,780
Yeah.

1016
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:01,900
Pulse rounds.

1017
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:02,220
Yeah.

1018
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:04,160
Blame rule.

1019
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:04,480
Yeah.

1020
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,120
Force energy.

1021
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:09,420
No.

1022
00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:09,940
I don't know.

1023
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,340
Plasma.

1024
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,200
For the plasma cut them.

1025
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:12,780
Yeah.

1026
00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:16,980
That's us stocked up anyway.

1027
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:17,840
Fully stocked.

1028
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:19,820
On the Nathans.

1029
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,880
You've censored me before Pat.

1030
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Evangeline.

1031
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,040
Evangeline.

1032
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,020
Thank you very much.

1033
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,820
Got some bad stuff happening here.

1034
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:39,600
Sounds.

1035
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,000
Gruesome.

1036
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:41,880
It sounds gutthural.

1037
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,220
Thank you very much Evangeline.

1038
00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:45,760
For that.

1039
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:46,840
Very kind of you.

1040
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,500
Thank you.

1041
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,720
Are you doing a bit of dressing up for Halloween.

1042
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:53,500
You should dress up as a bag of cozy glow.

1043
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,500
Because your stream is as warm and comforting.

1044
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,820
As a gently crackling fire.

1045
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,260
On a cold winter's eve.

1046
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,620
Well we're going to get the flame.

1047
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:06,460
Thank you very much.

1048
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:07,360
That's a great.

1049
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,120
That's a great situation.

1050
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,560
And I'm glad that it does have the same effect as a fire.

1051
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,340
And we're going to.

1052
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,000
We're going to experience.

1053
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,060
Flamethrower.

1054
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,280
In the game soon enough.

1055
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:16,500
So.

1056
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,920
Could really be a full round.

1057
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,060
360 degree flame.

1058
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,160
Sensation.

1059
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,600
That we're about to unyield.

1060
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,140
Unleash.

1061
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,160
Kev.

1062
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,720
And Kev Johnson's there as well.

1063
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,740
It's all happening.

1064
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,420
Thank you very much Kev.

1065
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,040
Higgins you old dog.

1066
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,560
With the old smiley face.

1067
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,100
Now.

1068
00:47:45,100 --> 00:48:02,120
This community is quite wholesome.

1069
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,640
When people aren't getting sent to the gulag.

1070
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:06,380
Says Natasha.

1071
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:09,780
Interesting.

1072
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,440
Interesting thought Natasha.

1073
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:13,340
That you're having there.

1074
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:15,700
Maybe.

1075
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:18,240
Maybe you need a little bit of time.

1076
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,540
To think about that Natasha.

1077
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,100
That thought.

1078
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,340
Maybe you can have some time.

1079
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,440
To think about that thought.

1080
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,200
Out in the gulag.

1081
00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:28,340
You're going to the gulag.

1082
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,040
You've gone.

1083
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:29,940
Natasha.

1084
00:48:30,060 --> 00:48:30,700
Thanks very much.

1085
00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:41,700
Ha ha ha.

1086
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,520
Best of luck in the gulag Natasha.

1087
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:45,960
Duh.

1088
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,760
Best of luck.

1089
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,760
Counting trees in gulag.

1090
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,800
For a long time Natasha.

1091
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,240
Ha ha ha ha.

1092
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,200
Thank you.

1093
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,020
The music of Amanda Palmer please.

1094
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:12,660
Natasha.

1095
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:22,980
I could sleep for a week.

1096
00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:25,420
I kept feeling it's breaking bones.

1097
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,440
I heard.

1098
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,600
If you see a star at night.

1099
00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:35,860
Right.

1100
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:38,680
More guthral effects.

1101
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:44,500
Hopefully Natasha can think on there.

1102
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:50,260
It's a great little place as well.

1103
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,260
To get your mind together.

1104
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:53,060
Because you might have actually had thoughts.

1105
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,080
And then.

1106
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,780
The good thing about gulag is.

1107
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,120
You realize that the thoughts that you had.

1108
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,500
They're not the right thoughts at all.

1109
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:01,860
Do you know?

1110
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,780
And then you come back to society.

1111
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,180
Ready to integrate.

1112
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,780
With some good thoughts.

1113
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,740
And that's one of the best things about the gulag.

1114
00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:10,400
In my opinion.

1115
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,160
Heel.

1116
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:14,780
Need the heel.

1117
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,100
Is it?

1118
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:20,060
Need the heel.

1119
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,200
It's your small med pack.

1120
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,180
Ripper blades.

1121
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:24,620
Fuel.

1122
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:25,820
Plasma.

1123
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,280
Pulse.

1124
00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:27,180
Plasma.

1125
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:27,980
Med pack.

1126
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:28,860
Force.

1127
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:38,520
It's not a gulag.

1128
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,760
School lag.

1129
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:54,160
Going to gulag school.

1130
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:54,580
I'm not.

1131
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,200
Fucking school lag.

1132
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,580
Trapped inside the school lag.

1133
00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,700
For 17 years.

1134
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,740
He's back again.

1135
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,260
Oh yeah.

1136
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,080
I can hear ya.

1137
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,320
Say your prayers.

1138
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,480
This guy's an idiot.

1139
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,680
He's just.

1140
00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:40,420
He strolls around the dead space station.

1141
00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:41,140
Ishimura.

1142
00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:43,080
Peddling lies.

1143
00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:44,280
And reminiscing about.

1144
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:45,580
Old times.

1145
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,880
Talking philosophically about stuff.

1146
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:48,600
As if.

1147
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,920
As if now is the time to be contemplative.

1148
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:52,820
Is it safe.

1149
00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:55,680
It says sorry we are full.

1150
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,040
See Kev.

1151
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,600
Kev is saying he sees a few candidates for the gulag.

1152
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:13,040
Kev.

1153
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:17,000
Kev calm down man alright.

1154
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:19,300
Just because you've done time.

1155
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,400
Doesn't mean that you're going to be the one sending people away for doing time.

1156
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:23,940
Best of luck.

1157
00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:32,640
The problem... Oh for fuck's sake... What?

1158
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,680
Hell!

1159
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,480
Hell!

1160
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,480
Hell!

1161
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:04,480
Are you done? Have you finished or...?

1162
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,480
Cameron Fantine, how are ya?

1163
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,480
*Sigh*

1164
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,480
Plasma energy...

1165
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:37,480
I would never badmouth our glorious leader, so I'd never know what the Gulag was like, says Michael.

1166
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:41,480
How are you getting on, Michael? That's great news and thanks very much.

1167
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:46,140
that's some great opinions that you have as well I think that will get along just

1168
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,480
fine

1169
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:08,000
the two of them it's a two for one they're cracking out the two for us now

1170
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:19,200
hoping that we're gonna buy them I'm not gonna buy shite hell they're they're

1171
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:23,760
popping for poppin there's three of them

1172
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:33,060
scary enough isn't it move move fast man

1173
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:43,640
get fired fire

1174
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:52,540
what the hell man

1175
00:54:52,540 --> 00:55:07,860
Joseph Hannan thank you very much look what he's doing to me he's ripping legs off and everything

1176
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:15,060
Joseph Hannan thank you Trotsky you have been peddling lies about the gulag thank you very much

1177
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:22,440
reload your guns I'll do that I'll do that

1178
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:31,460
Kev Johnson straight back man straight back you're gonna you're actually looking Kev you

1179
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:38,800
could be looking if you if you don't watch your step Kev Kev if you don't watch your step it could

1180
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:46,080
be a permanent gulag I don't want to do that I don't want to do that and it's not me that's doing

1181
00:55:46,080 --> 00:56:00,660
it either it's other people pull the battery out I saw the battery at the door yeah I didn't think

1182
00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:12,960
I'd pull it out though it could be a fucking dodgy one you know anguish panda thank you very much for

1183
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:17,640
that it's very kind of you sorry there's a wrong tune to play that wasn't about that that wasn't my

1184
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:23,580
thoughts on what that's just gone on there anguish panda thank you very much quite the opposite I was

1185
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:35,160
meant to hit the boom time but what I actually hit was this didn't mean that I don't think it registered

1186
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,840
as well because the volume levels were down but I've shot myself in the foot by telling you what's

1187
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:44,520
what's what's going on but thanks very much for that that's kind and I want to tell you something

1188
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:52,680
else anguish panda it's a great situation and you're one of a kind you're not a simulation AI protocol as

1189
00:56:52,680 --> 00:57:00,060
some of the others have actually led me down a pathway to believe you're a pure subsystem analysis alpha

1190
00:57:00,060 --> 00:57:12,340
version 4 and we've been verifying your diagnostic for quite some time now I got to tell you something you're a class act you're a fucking class act and you'll leave me standing thank you

1191
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:17,020
so

1192
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:44,580
watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll do it

1193
00:57:44,580 --> 00:58:05,100
okay reload the guns so left is the pulse rifle up is the cutter uppercut right is the flame flamethrower we reload that

1194
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:21,780
and that's the chain the buzz blade thing we won't use that what we will use is the pulse rifle or the cutting machine we'll change that to that yeah and then we'll stasis it up as well we'll go full shasts on these

1195
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:41,040
these clowns because it's all they deserve they don't deserve any less than pure uh great and determination tenacity and anguish um my anguish passed on to these guys I want them to feel it and anxiety as well

1196
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:57,420
great if we could just pass off any issues that are going on to these guys see you later

1197
00:58:57,420 --> 00:59:17,640
there's another one more than just a nice bit of chopping going on there lovely bit of chop work

1198
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:41,640
yes and another one another one's coming for another round another round you want another round with me you do are you ready for flames are you ready for the god of hellfire?

1199
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:49,640
fuck fuck fuck no run run run run

1200
00:59:49,640 --> 01:00:08,640
yeah we often chop we often chop humans

1201
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:20,640
keep getting impaled man you know it's pretty it's a tough one i keep getting fucking struck on the impaling clove of your man it's a real tough situation

1202
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:27,640
ah fuck

1203
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:32,640
you know this now

1204
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,640
installed

1205
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:42,640
call of duty modern warfare campaign pack modern warfare all data all these fucking things they give you you don't need them

1206
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,260
all these fucking things they give you

1207
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:46,100
you don't need them

1208
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:54,200
square probably uses a health pack

1209
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,580
without going into the inventory

1210
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:59,620
square uses an

1211
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,420
I tried that

1212
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:03,500
I was pressing circle there was no health boost

1213
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:05,500
it was a real fucking

1214
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,540
shit situation

1215
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:08,160
wasn't nice

1216
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,560
I got a little bit scared yeah

1217
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,820
I'm going to see someone about it now yeah

1218
01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:15,240
it'll be okay we'll get through it

1219
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,540
Peter McNamara is going to be

1220
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,340
backing us up it's going to be okay

1221
01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:20,840
thank you very much McNamara

1222
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,520
thank you very much I just want to say this

1223
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,140
to you McNamara

1224
01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:27,860
oh my heart my heart McNamara

1225
01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:29,620
what have you done to my heart

1226
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:30,440
ah

1227
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,160
McNamara

1228
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,800
watch out

1229
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,160
there's a fucking fighter jet coming down

1230
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:37,620
get out

1231
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:42,200
she's after using the red ink ribbon I'd say

1232
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:42,620
huh

1233
01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:44,400
she's after using

1234
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,060
she's after spelling the ketchup on her

1235
01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:49,700
she's mad for the ketchup on the chips

1236
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,560
didn't the bottle burst

1237
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:57,260
watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down

1238
01:01:57,260 --> 01:02:02,400
now let's do this

1239
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,120
let's do flame fuel ripper blades

1240
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:11,520
I fucking wasted stasis on an unlocked door

1241
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,840
why?

1242
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,180
because I don't know where I'm at

1243
01:02:14,180 --> 01:02:23,780
right

1244
01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:28,720
less the killing type

1245
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:34,400
cheeky peanut thank you very much

1246
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,620
chank you very much

1247
01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:39,940
mr peanut

1248
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:44,140
just barge right in

1249
01:02:44,140 --> 01:02:47,300
like Kramer in an episode of Seinfeld

1250
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:48,220
or Seinfeld

1251
01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:50,400
Jerry Seinfeld

1252
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:50,440
Jerry Seinfeld

1253
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,600
you're involved in an ongoing

1254
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,240
battle Jerry

1255
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,400
with Frank

1256
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:00,040
Frank

1257
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,540
let me be Frank with you Frank

1258
01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:04,940
Pat

1259
01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:07,800
maybe there's no need to fight these

1260
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,520
scummers

1261
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,280
oh yeah there's every need

1262
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,800
there's fucking every need

1263
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,220
someone's just dropped a clanger as well

1264
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,360
inside the mainframe

1265
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:30,940
I don't know who I put in Gulag there

1266
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,500
but I've

1267
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,780
if they've come back

1268
01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:33,660
oh Natasha

1269
01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:35,200
hopefully everything was okay with you

1270
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,040
if you're still there

1271
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,040
there Natasha

1272
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,460
hopefully you've come back stronger

1273
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,720
than ever before

1274
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,820
we don't want to see you away there

1275
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:43,740
out in Siberia

1276
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,620
nobody wants to see that

1277
01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:46,280
okay

1278
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,480
nobody wants to see that

1279
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,860
we're all friends here

1280
01:03:50,860 --> 01:04:01,580
fuck you

1281
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:05,060
and you

1282
01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:08,800
fucking scummers

1283
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,200
pack the scummers

1284
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:17,120
pack the scummers

1285
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,860
so rank it

1286
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:22,400
so rank he's famous

1287
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,860
it's pat the scummers

1288
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:27,560
first for not

1289
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,960
first for scumminus

1290
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,460
it's pat the scummers

1291
01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:32,200
so rank it's famous

1292
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,960
stealing late

1293
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,360
in the afternoon

1294
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,780
oh fucking hell man

1295
01:04:40,780 --> 01:04:42,820
another go with this guy

1296
01:04:42,820 --> 01:04:46,080
tell you something

1297
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,140
I wish I could send this guy

1298
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:48,220
to the fucking Gulag

1299
01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:48,560
huh

1300
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:56,060
this is elite gaming

1301
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,260
if you've just joined us

1302
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:58,680
welcome to the fucking

1303
01:04:58,680 --> 01:04:59,600
elite gaming

1304
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,840
stream

1305
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,500
don't waste your time

1306
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,060
and ammo

1307
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:06,100
on dead

1308
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:06,880
or disabled

1309
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:07,840
necromorphs

1310
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:08,200
okay

1311
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,260
CJ Cormac

1312
01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:12,520
thought I'd check out

1313
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:12,920
the stream

1314
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:13,360
how's it going

1315
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,500
it's going unreal CJ

1316
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:15,380
you need to

1317
01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,620
you need to keep yourself

1318
01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:17,920
fucking glued to this man

1319
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,240
forget everything

1320
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:19,940
drop everything

1321
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:20,260
okay

1322
01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:22,540
drop it all

1323
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:25,220
trade it all in

1324
01:05:25,220 --> 01:05:25,840
on a stream

1325
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:33,660
alright we're going to

1326
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:34,940
necromorph this guy

1327
01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:35,440
down here

1328
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,660
or should we do the

1329
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:39,560
main man himself

1330
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,140
the big daddy

1331
01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:42,940
the big shamboozy

1332
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:45,820
we won't

1333
01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:53,940
they've really

1334
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:54,700
they've really upped

1335
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:55,520
the game haven't they

1336
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:56,440
the necromorphs

1337
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,740
fucking hell

1338
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:04,440
run you fucker

1339
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:04,440
run you fucker

1340
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:08,440
run you fucker

1341
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:12,440
run you fucker

1342
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:17,180
okay okay okay

1343
01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:18,020
thanks very much

1344
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:18,560
Jimmy Jesus

1345
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,460
thank you very much

1346
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:20,440
man thank you very much

1347
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,300
Antonio Prola

1348
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,200
thank you very much

1349
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,620
have a tickletastic

1350
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:28,140
Thursday

1351
01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:29,680
a flawless Friday

1352
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,520
and a sound Saturday

1353
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,320
well Prola

1354
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,420
thank you very much

1355
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:34,840
for that

1356
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,480
that's a fucking

1357
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:36,720
fantastic bit of advice

1358
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,720
and a really nice

1359
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,660
dispatchment

1360
01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:40,380
of words and wisdom

1361
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:41,860
and feelings as well

1362
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,740
thank you very much

1363
01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:43,320
and I want to

1364
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,440
shoot them right back

1365
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,120
at you Prola

1366
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,040
thank you

1367
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,640
right back at you

1368
01:06:47,640 --> 01:07:17,620
Lock and load baby. Alright we're gonna go for the Jimmy Jesus method here and this is a method I like to call Stasi. And I can take that feckin battery out there now. Not working. Not working. Jimmy Jesus where are you out about?

1369
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:45,620
Go man. It's locked. Whoa I like it. I like it. I fucking like it. I really like this. I really like this. I don't like that. Do not like that. That's the worst thing. That was like this.

1370
01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:53,620
My heart. My fucking heart man. You fucking hurt my heart man.

1371
01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:56,820
Right.

1372
01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:08,140
Are these? Are these reloaded and ready to rock? Are they?

1373
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:11,300
Okay.

1374
01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:36,340
I really liked the saw mechanic. The saw thing. So we're gonna do that again. We're gonna do that again. No. No problem. No harm to us. It'll stand to us. Oxygen recharge. Why would you need that? What about this? Fucking Stasi boy. Quick. Quick. Fucking aim the gun you dick.

1375
01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:49,880
Fuck you.

1376
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:02,400
Peace out.

1377
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:11,980
How am I meant to get this feckin' bathroom out of here now?

1378
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:12,360
Huh?

1379
01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:16,060
It's a joke.

1380
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,460
This is a joke.

1381
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:22,660
Fuck a joke, man.

1382
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:33,700
What the hell am I doing running around this place like a gobshite for?

1383
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,440
I can't even get the battery out the wall.

1384
01:09:35,940 --> 01:09:36,380
Huh?

1385
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,520
You're making a monkey out of me.

1386
01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:49,700
You'll be wandering around the place like a duck's arse.

1387
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:54,460
Listen to Danny.

1388
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,460
Walk backwards while you hold it.

1389
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:57,460
Okay.

1390
01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:58,560
Thanks, Danny.

1391
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,180
Thanks, Danny.

1392
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:03,100
Can you see through the sunglasses?

1393
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,180
No, I can't.

1394
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:07,020
Maybe that's the problem.

1395
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:09,620
Zojo.

1396
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:18,600
You're in fine fettle tonight, anyway.

1397
01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:33,280
Yes.

1398
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,780
See you later, man.

1399
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,600
Legs are go-go.

1400
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,700
Legs are go-go, boy.

1401
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:40,980
Dickhead.

1402
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,080
Spend all the money on that fucker.

1403
01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:45,560
What about him?

1404
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:47,800
What about that?

1405
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:52,500
Fuckin' hell, man.

1406
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,400
He's shootin' stuff at me.

1407
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,480
The guy's shootin' stuff.

1408
01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:58,400
Fuckin' hell!

1409
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:58,960
Run!

1410
01:11:03,540 --> 01:11:03,940
Run!

1411
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:04,460
Run!

1412
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,380
Sleeper hold!

1413
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,260
Sleeper hold!

1414
01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:09,960
Sleeper hold!

1415
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:11,480
What about this?

1416
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,800
He's coming to say hello again.

1417
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:16,440
I've got a hello right back to you.

1418
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:18,580
Run away.

1419
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,600
Run away fast, man.

1420
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:19,660
Run away fast, man.

1421
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:21,400
Run away fast, man.

1422
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,020
Run away fast, man.

1423
01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:22,520
Run away fast, man.

1424
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:22,520
Run away fast, man.

1425
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:23,120
Run away fast, man.

1426
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:23,520
Run away fast, man.

1427
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,520
Run away fast, man.

1428
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:24,520
Run away fast, man.

1429
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,100
Run away fast, man.

1430
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:25,400
Run away fast, man.

1431
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,020
Run away fast, man.

1432
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:26,400
Run away fast, man.

1433
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:26,460
Run away fast, man.

1434
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:27,200
Run away fast, man.

1435
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,000
Run away fast, man.

1436
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:28,400
Run away fast, man.

1437
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:28,960
Run away fast, man.

1438
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,400
Run away fast, man.

1439
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:29,960
Run away fast, man.

1440
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,400
Run away fast, man.

1441
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,400
Run away fast, man.

1442
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,400
Run away fast, man.

1443
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:32,400
Run away fast, man.

1444
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:33,400
Run away fast, man.

1445
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,400
Run away fast, man.

1446
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,400
Run away fast, man.

1447
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,400
Fuck, fuck.

1448
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:36,400
Fuck.

1449
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:36,900
Fuck, fuck.

1450
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:51,300
Can't you pick up their limbs using the gravity gun and use it as a projectile?

1451
01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:53,360
Don't need that information now, Disect.

1452
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,060
Thanks very much.

1453
01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:55,560
Natasha, you're back.

1454
01:11:55,820 --> 01:11:56,540
It's great to have you.

1455
01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:57,820
I hope that you've learned your lesson.

1456
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,600
I don't know what the lesson was, but I hope you've learned it.

1457
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:02,180
Clint Pipes McGonical.

1458
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,820
Thank you very much as well.

1459
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:10,780
You're a glorious, glorious, glorious exponent of humanity.

1460
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:16,400
The Nobel Prize for Peace was announced there a few weeks back.

1461
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,820
Your name was, I'm going to throw it out there.

1462
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,940
Your name was longlisted.

1463
01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:24,440
I said to the fucking Nobel lads, shortlisted.

1464
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,180
Fucking shortlisted.

1465
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:27,240
He's sound.

1466
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,640
They said no.

1467
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:29,840
They said no.

1468
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:31,000
And that's them.

1469
01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:32,620
They have to live with that decision.

1470
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,940
I'm not going to live with that.

1471
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,740
Next year, I'm going to be making sure that you've got that, okay?

1472
01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:38,320
I'm on the board.

1473
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,060
I'm on the panel.

1474
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:42,320
I've talked to over 50 contemporaries of Nobel.

1475
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,280
I spoke to fucking Frank McCourt.

1476
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:49,280
Now, he said that you're amazing.

1477
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,300
For the love of Christ, will you please upload the videos of your streams?

1478
01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:56,080
It would be great to watch them all after they're live.

1479
01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,760
Well, I've got to say something to you, Clint Pipes.

1480
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:05,440
Even though I said all that stuff about you, needing the Nobel Prize, I'm not sure about that now.

1481
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,340
And I hope that you're well.

1482
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,660
And thanks very much, man.

1483
01:13:10,780 --> 01:13:13,980
But I don't know about the Nobel Prize, man.

1484
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:14,300
It could be.

1485
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:15,060
It could be.

1486
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,840
It's not looking like it's going to happen, man.

1487
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:18,260
Thanks very much for the dip.

1488
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:19,080
Watch out!

1489
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:20,440
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

1490
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:20,880
We'll get out!

1491
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,720
Is that a helicopter?

1492
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,840
Jesus Christ!

1493
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:34,760
Now...

1494
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:39,560
Reload with the X.

1495
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:44,100
Reload with the cutter.

1496
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:47,940
Yeah, yeah.

1497
01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:49,200
You're shite, man.

1498
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,560
You're shite.

1499
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:53,080
You're throwing slow shapes, says Ethan.

1500
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,160
Fucking hell, man.

1501
01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,540
Is there anyone there now that knows what to do here?

1502
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:20,340
This is the one.

1503
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,640
This is the one.

1504
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,400
We'll do this now.

1505
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:23,820
Bit of this.

1506
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:25,380
And a bit of this.

1507
01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:31,100
Actually, wait a sec.

1508
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,100
I'm not going in there just like that again.

1509
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,560
This battery in the wall.

1510
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:37,300
You're telling me to pull the battery out.

1511
01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:38,740
That's...

1512
01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:40,260
That's rubbish.

1513
01:14:40,820 --> 01:14:42,140
What you're saying is rubbish.

1514
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,100
It's not working.

1515
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,280
It's not like that.

1516
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,860
Yeah, stock up on space ammo.

1517
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:53,960
I've got all that stuff.

1518
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,800
Slap some Star Wars duel of fates in the background.

1519
01:14:56,980 --> 01:14:57,540
That'll sort you.

1520
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:57,800
No.

1521
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,000
Give up.

1522
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:00,300
No.

1523
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:04,060
Secondary fire mode for the plasma.

1524
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:09,160
Grid rain 741.

1525
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:09,700
Thank you.

1526
01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:10,920
Captain Sack said,

1527
01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:13,660
Shoot them so they die before they can hurt you.

1528
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:14,980
He might be on to something.

1529
01:15:14,980 --> 01:15:15,060
Yeah.

1530
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:28,160
What difficulty on them on nom I'm on normal we're on normal medium difficulty in

1531
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:43,060
Let's do this let's do this no messing around no fucking piss balling around this is it

1532
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:52,340
and

1533
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,480
The objective is to get that battery out the wall there

1534
01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:03,060
But don't be looking it up, but just give give hints if you know what's going on hints don't be telling me exactly what to do you know

1535
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:10,320
This is pro gaming league and I'm involving you because I want you to be as good as me

1536
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:18,140
I'm involving you in the process. I know exactly what I'm at. I'm fucking smart. I know what I'm doing. Okay, you can't tell me anything

1537
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:24,380
But you could help by telling me what the stories with that battery and how to get it out the wall that'd be a start

1538
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:35,080
Stay still and shoot can you not just run clear the room?

1539
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:59,200
See this secondary fire mode on pulse rifle I pressed our to?

1540
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:08,460
I'm going to be a fire too. What's that? What's that? Wow! We've done it!

1541
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:18,580
That was shit that was rubbish that was absolutely rubbish thought it was a lot better than it was but it's not that!

1542
01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:21,580
It's fucking rubbish man! Dead again!

1543
01:17:21,580 --> 01:17:29,640
*Bangirling*

1544
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:59,620
Clim pipes McGonagall. Thank you very much man. Do I deserve the peace prize now? You do yeah you do and you're gonna get it the peace prize and I tell you something else John Banville received a crank call from the Nobel offices a few weeks ago telling me he won the Nobel Prize for literature which is a cruel trick to play on an old man onto any man and apparently he looked up the number and it was from Sweden in Stockholm inside that place.

1545
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:29,600
So there was somebody who'd who'd got really annoyed and decided to fucking prank call someone to tell them they got the Nobel Prize and poor old Banville was ringing around his friends and family telling him I'm I'm fucking Nobel now man I'm fucking Nobel now man bow down and it just didn't happen. Did you play the prank? I didn't.

1546
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:45,780
It came from Sweden. It's easy to spoof phone numbers is it? Bag of boxes everybody check out bag of boxes suspect he knows about this stuff. Maybe bag of boxes was involved in the Banville conspiracy theory. The Banville saga.

1547
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:55,680
conserve ammo okay move backwards and shoot their limbs don't finish them off

1548
01:18:55,680 --> 01:19:04,560
until they're down keep moving easier said than done it's easier said than done

1549
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:14,040
thank you very much Clint pipe McGonaghan secondary do you flamethrower what the

1550
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:20,540
fuck's the secondary for the flamethrower like fuck it I'm gonna go full status on

1551
01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:24,200
the cut he's a regenerator and so there's no way of getting through to him can I

1552
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:31,640
open the door can I open the door can I open the door can I open the door can I

1553
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,840
open the door what was that

1554
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:48,420
Egypt's in space this game should be called fucking dickheads in space yeah they were

1555
01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:53,280
the original working title was the working title was dickheads in space but

1556
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:57,960
EA said that it didn't have the same ring to it as dead space so they changed that

1557
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:07,080
they change that passion actually glad they did here's back again she's back tell your friends

1558
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:28,080
no fucking bullets in the car. This guy is a fucking maniac. Surely this fucker dies, is he?

1559
01:20:36,080 --> 01:21:02,600
Fuck! Fucking hell man. Gridrain. Thank you very much Gridrain. It's very kind, yeah. I'm gonna fucking try my best to get through this. Listen, I'm sorry if I'm not really looking at the comments enough here fast enough, but I mean, it's not going well. It's not going well at all. No, no, no. We're getting there. We're getting there now, you know.

1560
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:29,480
ArmandoWoodoo. Thank you very much, you old pigeon. How are you, Snake? Have you seen the new B-Simulator game coming out in November? Would be good to stream it and educate the masses. No way, it sounds class. There's too many good things coming out, man. Okay, we'll have a look here now. Try and do this guy again. Fucking idiot. He's really ruining my life at the moment, this guy.

1561
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:57,800
So, we move over here to this thing. I'm trying to pull the battery off the wall here. Nothing's happening. Nothing is happening. Nothing good is happening anyways. Fuck.

1562
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:07,080
Fucking run, man.

1563
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:07,080
Fucking run, man.

1564
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:15,680
Babies are crawling around the ground ready, trying to spit. Spit fire and fucking bullets at me.

1565
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:15,960
Stuff.

1566
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,540
Where's health now? I have no health.

1567
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,620
There's a door there. Look, there's a fucking door there.

1568
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:44,400
Jesus. Steady on man. Steady on. Tell us how you really feel. Fuck. Like that.

1569
01:22:44,400 --> 01:23:12,600
Oh. Go back to the shop. I have no coins, I don't think.

1570
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:22,960
If I go back to the shop now, it's all over.

1571
01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:46,540
Maybe that door that I seen inside the gap isn't locked.

1572
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:14,660
Fuck. I don't know. I do not know.

1573
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,280
Comrade General.

1574
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:22,980
Your increasing... Thank you very much, Volgen.

1575
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:31,500
Your increasing publicity of the Motherland's glorious gulags is putting our detaining of Sokolov in jeopardy.

1576
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:34,780
He will need to be removed to another secure location.

1577
01:24:35,140 --> 01:24:39,480
Rendezvous with Charles Siaska at OKB 754 for debriefing.

1578
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:40,140
Thanks.

1579
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:48,660
Thank you very much, Colonel Volgen. I'll be seeing you. I've just got a 1-2-1 Shago hod off Dundeele there.

1580
01:24:48,660 --> 01:24:55,840
We're going to be driving it hard and fast to the forward operating base. And we'll see you there later on. Thank you very much for that.

1581
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:01,280
Volgen.

1582
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:08,960
Sell the pulse rifle,

1583
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:09,760
says someone. Okay.

1584
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:12,880
I'm just gonna do exactly what you say.

1585
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,940
Even though I did it up, I think.

1586
01:25:16,860 --> 01:25:18,260
I think I did it up.

1587
01:25:18,260 --> 01:25:37,920
What will I, um,

1588
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,540
what will I buy then if I've just sold this thing?

1589
01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:53,480
Someone's just fucking said

1590
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,440
oh, mother of God now.

1591
01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:02,080
You have one node. Is there no bend around?

1592
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,500
What the fuck's that? Bench around.

1593
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:12,460
Big Papa Mario.

1594
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:14,220
Thank you very much, Papa Mario.

1595
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:16,500
Thank you very much.

1596
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:18,820
Would you please threaten

1597
01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:21,020
Alan Neary for me?

1598
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,740
Well, I don't know, man.

1599
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:24,500
Does he need threatening?

1600
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:29,280
We can try and do something anyway.

1601
01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:30,780
We'll try and do something for you.

1602
01:26:30,780 --> 01:26:33,940
Novo Sibirsk.

1603
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:34,940
Thank you very much.

1604
01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:36,220
Vladivostok.

1605
01:26:36,340 --> 01:26:37,140
Thank you very much.

1606
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,680
Yeah, Neary, man.

1607
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:43,960
It's getting dodgy.

1608
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:45,680
For you, Alan Neary.

1609
01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:47,840
It's getting dodgy.

1610
01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:50,100
It's getting really dodgy for you, Neary.

1611
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:51,940
It's getting dodgy.

1612
01:26:52,620 --> 01:26:53,740
Really dodgy, man.

1613
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,960
It's getting dodgy.

1614
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,120
It's not gonna stop getting dodgy, man.

1615
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,740
It's actually...

1616
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:03,320
Yeah, it's just stop getting dodgy, Alan.

1617
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:03,880
Your sound.

1618
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:04,440
Thank you.

1619
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:12,700
Okay.

1620
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:17,800
One-way ticket to the Gulag.

1621
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:21,200
You can't buy those here.

1622
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:22,700
Maybe we can buy...

1623
01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:29,080
I am fucking looking at the...

1624
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,760
I'm looking at the chat.

1625
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:32,280
Shouldn't be doing that.

1626
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:34,840
Should not be doing that.

1627
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,040
Plasma energy.

1628
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:37,800
Plasma cut.

1629
01:27:38,060 --> 01:27:38,640
Now it's six.

1630
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:52,600
Follow your heart.

1631
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,680
Oh, you can buy some med packs.

1632
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:55,760
That's what we wanted.

1633
01:27:57,660 --> 01:27:58,480
Medium med pack.

1634
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,800
And then another medium.

1635
01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:04,980
Maybe a Stass is two.

1636
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,220
Nice to have one in the back pocket.

1637
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:09,920
Oh.

1638
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:12,060
We've a node.

1639
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,120
So we can do something with the bin...

1640
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:14,880
On the bench.

1641
01:28:16,140 --> 01:28:16,900
The workbench.

1642
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,460
Which is in here, I think.

1643
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,080
Life support.

1644
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:39,140
This is the clinic lab.

1645
01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:46,080
That's why we're seeing so many dodgy specimens.

1646
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,620
It's a laboratory where things have gone...

1647
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:49,740
They've gone tits up.

1648
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,620
Things have gone absolutely...

1649
01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:54,400
Arse over tit.

1650
01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:56,820
And now we're having to fucking...

1651
01:28:56,820 --> 01:28:58,640
Soak up a lot of grief.

1652
01:28:59,940 --> 01:29:01,860
From these Sokolov merchants.

1653
01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:09,360
Is there any way of killing this...

1654
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,360
Clown...

1655
01:29:11,820 --> 01:29:13,800
Without alerting the others to our presence.

1656
01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:15,740
Watch this.

1657
01:29:15,740 --> 01:29:41,060
Fucking run.

1658
01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:50,120
Fuck.

1659
01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:50,160
Fuck.

1660
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:52,440
Uh...

1661
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:53,340
Flame fuel.

1662
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:53,940
Run.

1663
01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:58,840
Shit.

1664
01:29:59,580 --> 01:30:00,680
These guys are fast.

1665
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,660
These guys are fast.

1666
01:30:08,660 --> 01:30:09,860
Got a lot of...

1667
01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:10,360
Got a lot of...

1668
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:13,960
A lot of spunk.

1669
01:30:28,060 --> 01:30:28,740
Come on.

1670
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:34,040
Shkumi.

1671
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,200
It's Shkumi, but we can do it.

1672
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:41,000
I've got no more fucking bullets.

1673
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:44,140
Fuck.

1674
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,660
Where did he come out of?

1675
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:01,280
Fuck.

1676
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:03,440
So fast.

1677
01:31:04,260 --> 01:31:05,960
He's fast and he's big and he's...

1678
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:06,320
Fuck.

1679
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,700
Kill the normal enemies and fend off regeneration lad for a bit.

1680
01:31:13,820 --> 01:31:14,460
Good man, Jimmy.

1681
01:31:17,460 --> 01:31:19,000
It's trial and error, isn't it?

1682
01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:19,740
I was gonna...

1683
01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:20,660
Get there in the end.

1684
01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:22,100
Dilith Palmer knows everything.

1685
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:23,680
Dilith...

1686
01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,460
Thank you very much.

1687
01:31:25,460 --> 01:31:25,740
Muff.

1688
01:31:27,740 --> 01:31:28,720
What the fuck?

1689
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,200
Thank you very much.

1690
01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:40,820
Ah.

1691
01:31:42,060 --> 01:31:43,660
This is how I feel right now.

1692
01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:48,120
Bit of blue herb would be nice, yeah.

1693
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:54,200
Do I have to go back down to the feckin' workshop to get the new stuff again?

1694
01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:54,980
The good stuff.

1695
01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:07,080
I don't know through here.

1696
01:32:08,380 --> 01:32:09,720
Is there anything in here for me?

1697
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,140
Oh, that's the way I came in.

1698
01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:26,260
Kev Johnson.

1699
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:27,400
These games bring out...

1700
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,240
Bring out the worst in the old snake.

1701
01:32:29,580 --> 01:32:30,620
Indeed they do, man.

1702
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:31,820
I'll tell you what.

1703
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:33,600
I'm gonna be bringing out the...

1704
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:33,900
The...

1705
01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:35,040
The worst gulag.

1706
01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:36,060
On you.

1707
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:37,860
Best of luck, Kev.

1708
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:39,480
Enjoy your time out there.

1709
01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:42,000
You never know...

1710
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,840
You never know, comrade...

1711
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:45,900
Comrade Kev.

1712
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:48,960
You might be allowed to come back one day.

1713
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:50,820
Probably not.

1714
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,100
Thank you.

1715
01:32:52,740 --> 01:32:56,980
You're a spinnin' poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1716
01:33:02,340 --> 01:33:04,220
You're one gulag away, Kev.

1717
01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:05,220
From permanent...

1718
01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:06,340
Permanent...

1719
01:33:06,340 --> 01:33:07,620
A permanent stay.

1720
01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:09,680
At the gulag.

1721
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:14,180
It's been too much now.

1722
01:33:15,140 --> 01:33:15,700
Yeah, it's...

1723
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:16,560
It's been too much.

1724
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:20,120
He's had enough time now.

1725
01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:29,820
Oh, my fucking Sally.

1726
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:31,400
That flame throw is rubbish.

1727
01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:33,540
It's absolute rubbish.

1728
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:36,940
Fucking shite.

1729
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:44,820
Sell your energy.

1730
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:46,140
What energy?

1731
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:47,200
The force can owe you.

1732
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:47,640
Come on.

1733
01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:55,220
Fucking sell that flame pro, man.

1734
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:55,700
Shite.

1735
01:33:59,140 --> 01:34:00,760
Plasma cutter is the best weapon.

1736
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:01,480
Can you do it all?

1737
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:03,680
Can you do the whole game with the plasma cutter?

1738
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,600
Why do I keep leaving the shop?

1739
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:39,600
Medium pack.

1740
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,600
Medium pack.

1741
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:55,600
Plasma energy for the thing.

1742
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,600
Gonna sell something else.

1743
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:05,600
Might sell that rifle.

1744
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,600
And then buy some more rounds.

1745
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:12,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1746
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:14,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1747
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:16,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1748
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:18,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1749
01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:20,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1750
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:22,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1751
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:24,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1752
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:26,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1753
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:28,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1754
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1755
01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:32,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1756
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:34,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1757
01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:36,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1758
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,600
I'm gonna sell something else.

1759
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:46,200
and centralized power at the moment it's decentralized kev has too much power he's out

1760
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:53,520
there in the chat you know he's not there's people who've been here for a lot for a lot longer and

1761
01:35:53,520 --> 01:36:00,780
they don't go around spouting brown the way some that kev has done so I mean and he's been gulag

1762
01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:07,800
five times in two days you know that says something when you look at the rap sheet kev you have a rap

1763
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:21,720
sheet longer than my fucking Iron Man do you know what I mean get a grip plasma cutter and then the shop

1764
01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:28,860
and buy somewhere around plasma energy there for the the plasma and some boys and some boys and some

1765
01:36:28,860 --> 01:36:36,280
boys and some more why not I'd rather I'd rather load up on this plasma cutting York than the

1766
01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:41,960
that stupid pulse thing that we had and we'll save it there as well

1767
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:54,820
they're everywhere these calves they really are there's a lot of them and they seem to be hell-bent on

1768
01:36:54,820 --> 01:37:02,200
upsetting the equilibrium in the chat or in the on the stream bye Pat thank you very much bye Pat it's a great

1769
01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:07,880
situation that you've bestowed upon the stream and we're gonna get the speed run done I promise man

1770
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:13,080
it's just too speedy at the moment fucking speedy gonzalez sure I mean

1771
01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:36,760
Ross from the gulag how are you Ross and it's great to have you back and best of luck and thanks for coming back from the gulag refreshed and full of the milk of human kindness slow down the big monster shoot his legs off and kill the weaker ones yeah we had that advice there now from jimmy jesus

1772
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:42,440
don't worry about the power box trying to stay out the gulag

1773
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:48,120
gulag tonight best of luck with you no problem enjoy that gulag and hopefully everything's are you not in it

1774
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:53,080
yeah you won't be going back Ross I don't think you've yeah you didn't come back and offend

1775
01:37:53,080 --> 01:38:21,080
I don't know if we're not introducing the gulag was a good concept because it seems it it might be upsetting the balance there might be a few people on edge thinking I don't want to get gulag look it's not like that okay you might have seen me dish out a few gulags without warning and that kind of thing there was one person we gulag yesterday she hasn't come back so she might have taken it the wrong way

1776
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:47,080
uh look at it we work in the dark we do what we can we give what we have the rest is the madness of art

1777
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:57,400
the fucker climbs the walls reminiscing about his days in america

1778
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:06,360
so that you're saying stasi

1779
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:16,840
you're saying stasi the big book and kill the weaker ones is that what you're saying to me

1780
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:29,160
there's a fucking little baby there with missiles little baby with missiles man you serious

1781
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:44,200
run run run run run the fuck

1782
01:39:52,440 --> 01:39:53,240
i can run you cut

1783
01:39:57,960 --> 01:39:58,520
assholes

1784
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:09,000
it'd be great if you could recharge the stasis pack now there's no fucking recharge for it in the

1785
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:13,880
middle of battle you've got this stupid baby thing as well shooting missiles

1786
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,280
diamond neil diamond

1787
01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:23,720
someone keep shutting down the door yes

1788
01:40:25,080 --> 01:40:27,080
i bypass the lock go

1789
01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:36,280
we're through we're through we're through baby we're through baby

1790
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:45,720
he's not following me is he that wouldn't be great not really not really into that being followed crack

1791
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,760
not really a big fan of the stock and crack

1792
01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:54,920
if i'm via if i'm to be honest with you now

1793
01:40:56,920 --> 01:41:05,400
stalking was another side of the story i stalked over i stalked over 70 contemporaries of franks

1794
01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:09,800
up and down the lanes of limerick at night during the day too

1795
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:17,720
the stalker of the lanes and we want to give thanks and praise to the lord our god jimmy jesus

1796
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:24,600
who comes out produces the goods time and time again and he also i notice uh there's a lovely

1797
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:32,040
kind of you don't come out with guns blazing you you let me up a few times to the point where you can see

1798
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:32,760
where i'm just

1799
01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:41,560
on the brink of collapse and then you just then you show us another side of the story

1800
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:48,680
the side where i was happy to play the game again defeat the game oh look at this now another

1801
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:57,320
situation has occurred here we've got the situation room these are just sick creatures rubbish real sad

1802
01:41:57,320 --> 01:42:05,480
creatures what kind of tormented life has it had what kind of stasis is this whoa

1803
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:23,240
fucking hell

1804
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:32,120
thank you very much there for your kind tip

1805
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:37,320
gregoski your big regenerator boy is the reincarnation of frank mccourt and he's sick

1806
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:40,600
he's sick of you francis you've had enough time

1807
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:43,640
aim for their limbs

1808
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:52,360
lick off his head like the dc sniper i was watching the documentary about the fucking dc sniper the last day

1809
01:42:53,080 --> 01:42:59,000
i forgot how terrifying that was and day in day out it was like jesus man has he got another yet

1810
01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:06,600
and uh and he had and he was a lad in the he it was a fellow he was in his 40s and he had a lad

1811
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:14,760
who was like 19 in in the boot firing the gun or maybe he was the driver and they'd lie down in the

1812
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:21,400
boot and take pot shots and they'd what a what a weird situation man and then they started doing like uh

1813
01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:29,080
sending tarot cards like uh james bond kind of shit live and let die saying i am death

1814
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:36,200
don't tell the press i sent you this card man i am death i'm coming for you i'm paraphrasing a bit

1815
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:41,400
those weren't the words of whatever his name was malvo muhammad or something

1816
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:45,160
but it was it was to that effect it was like

1817
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:48,040
fucking watch your watch yourself man i'm coming

1818
01:43:53,400 --> 01:44:01,960
kev collins how are you your name is kev you're on thin ice man the pace of these speed runs has my neck broken

1819
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:08,360
with the g-force keep it up i'm glad to hear that i'm not glad to hear about the breakage of the neck

1820
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:15,960
i'm glad to hear about this the speed and pace of the the gameplay i hope you're well and best

1821
01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:23,320
look with that broken neck hopefully it comes back to take good health and that you're in fine fettle for

1822
01:44:23,320 --> 01:44:24,360
the upcoming summer

1823
01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:35,800
kev johnson got caught asleep in the car they did how are you kev you're back again and you're not

1824
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:41,720
you're not you're chiming in with additions to the story you're not telling me that the game that it's

1825
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:46,200
gone to fuck and that it's bringing out the worst of me you're not telling me that because those things

1826
01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:52,760
you know those things bring do bring up the worst bring out the gulag in me a bit of goulash as well

1827
01:44:52,760 --> 01:44:58,680
in the gulag if you're careful if you're careful if you're not no goulash

1828
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:11,480
don't shoot the babies snipe the tethers you'd have to be you'd have to have a good dead aim on you to get

1829
01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:18,600
those tethers i wonder can you tether your phone can you tether off the baby is it a 4g signal out of

1830
01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:25,160
the baby or is it only three or is it long-term evolution or is it 2g or whatever is it just g

1831
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:32,760
nothing worse when you look at the phone and the only thing that you have is g you might as well be

1832
01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:39,080
using wap to fucking download weather updates on a on a brick and knock you block you

1833
01:45:41,240 --> 01:45:47,240
so we can speed up the baby don't kill the baby shoot the tentacles of the babies

1834
01:45:49,480 --> 01:45:59,880
fucking warren g has gone 5g where about that what what what fucking wap

1835
01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:20,280
warren 5g hit the east side of the lbc on a mission trying to find mr warren 5g

1836
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:25,880
they've re-released that track for the 5g generation man and it's shit

1837
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:33,080
they've got they've got they've got warren 5g he's changed his name to warren 5g by deed poll

1838
01:46:33,880 --> 01:46:38,280
and they've got the fucking hologram of nate dog you know when they had the hologram of

1839
01:46:38,280 --> 01:46:44,280
fucking tupac and everyone's like oh man tupac's back now they've got nate dog hologram

1840
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:52,840
holodog he's back and sam sam allardyce is there as well they've made a fucking hologram of sam

1841
01:46:52,840 --> 01:47:00,120
allardyce sam holladyce watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down get out

1842
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:12,680
is that a helicopter jesus christ you're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into

1843
01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,400
goose meat

1844
01:47:15,880 --> 01:47:27,480
yeah cyberdyne yeah jamie o'hare man yeah o'hare thanks very much for the jamie man what's a crack

1845
01:47:27,480 --> 01:47:34,360
welcome to the galaxy cyberdyne you hammered your mother irrelevant number two frank mccourt

1846
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:37,800
great message it's it had everything in it jamie thank you

1847
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:50,600
bring mutt man out of the gulag i don't know about that man he's doing his time that guy is doing his

1848
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:51,640
sweet sweet time

1849
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:56,440
uh we do this now if we roll that

1850
01:48:01,080 --> 01:48:02,760
jimmy ployd aller dice

1851
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:08,120
fucking allergies he's got a few allergies i think this cut

1852
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:16,920
fucking snipe the tethers wesley snipes jimmy floyd hassle snipe

1853
01:48:19,480 --> 01:48:24,760
you can hear some wailing some there's a lot of wailing going on

1854
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:29,400
sick fuckers

1855
01:48:33,160 --> 01:48:46,520
it's so tormented this thing isn't it give over shut up you're shut your whole neck

1856
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:52,920
let's slash it's back

1857
01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:58,100
Slash it, stupid slack. Slash it, slack.

1858
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:07,520
That's great crack altogether. I love it.

1859
01:49:09,700 --> 01:49:10,100
Now.

1860
01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:14,540
We're back again, baby.

1861
01:49:15,980 --> 01:49:20,060
Can I pick up these spin bladers after I've shot them?

1862
01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:22,660
Look, there's a lad down the back.

1863
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:25,140
There's a lad down the bottom of the fucking room down there.

1864
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,980
Sorry there about the swearing. Getting a bit excited, you know.

1865
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:30,840
Brings the worst out.

1866
01:49:32,940 --> 01:49:33,780
Or the best.

1867
01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:36,240
Whoa, whoa.

1868
01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:40,040
You've got the worst of my luck.

1869
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:41,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1870
01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:45,820
Seen that lad.

1871
01:49:46,460 --> 01:49:47,840
Tormented soul, man.

1872
01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:49,600
Pure torment.

1873
01:49:50,440 --> 01:49:52,020
The guy was riddled with torment.

1874
01:49:52,020 --> 01:49:54,400
He fucking went to the GP.

1875
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:55,740
The GP said nothing.

1876
01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:57,240
Gave him a couple of antibiotics.

1877
01:49:57,480 --> 01:49:59,240
Said, come back to me when...

1878
01:49:59,240 --> 01:50:01,220
Come back to me when you've got a real illness.

1879
01:50:01,920 --> 01:50:02,800
Two weeks later,

1880
01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:04,820
this is the way he was, man.

1881
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:07,660
Always get a second opinion.

1882
01:50:07,660 --> 01:50:08,560
Always, always.

1883
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:09,940
He had that fucking grown-up.

1884
01:50:09,940 --> 01:50:12,260
Do you know what the doctor said?

1885
01:50:13,780 --> 01:50:15,120
Fucking gallstones.

1886
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:17,620
Was it?

1887
01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:18,480
Fuck gallstones.

1888
01:50:19,220 --> 01:50:22,680
The guy was absolutely landlocked with torment.

1889
01:50:25,060 --> 01:50:27,940
The doctor said to go home and walk it off.

1890
01:50:27,940 --> 01:50:29,600
Said to sit in bed.

1891
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,420
Have a look, Sid.

1892
01:50:31,480 --> 01:50:32,320
Chicken soup.

1893
01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:34,800
And it'll be right as rain come the morning.

1894
01:50:35,980 --> 01:50:37,280
Was he feck?

1895
01:50:37,980 --> 01:50:41,500
The guy was wrapped up in a Christmas present of torment.

1896
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:45,420
He had a fucking bowl on the top of the present as well.

1897
01:50:45,940 --> 01:50:48,160
Just to really rub salt in the wazoons.

1898
01:50:52,660 --> 01:50:53,080
No.

1899
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:55,100
Isn't that great now?

1900
01:50:55,160 --> 01:50:55,860
We've got that done.

1901
01:50:56,180 --> 01:50:58,920
We can go and try inventory there and...

1902
01:50:58,920 --> 01:50:59,760
There's nothing there.

1903
01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:01,380
We need some health.

1904
01:51:02,940 --> 01:51:06,380
Is it just me or is the game getting a little bit harder now to play?

1905
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:10,640
It was a real rapid, fast playthrough for the first few missions.

1906
01:51:10,760 --> 01:51:11,560
But now there's a...

1907
01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:12,180
We're hitting...

1908
01:51:12,180 --> 01:51:13,660
We're hitting speed bumps.

1909
01:51:14,580 --> 01:51:15,400
Someone's crying.

1910
01:51:18,020 --> 01:51:18,580
How ya?

1911
01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:20,300
Are you okay?

1912
01:51:20,300 --> 01:51:24,900
How do we see the face?

1913
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:26,600
Jeez, man.

1914
01:51:26,640 --> 01:51:27,440
She's had it bad.

1915
01:51:32,180 --> 01:51:33,100
You alright, man?

1916
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:35,640
You alright, man?

1917
01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:39,100
Why are you crying, man?

1918
01:51:42,620 --> 01:51:43,840
You shnagging, are you?

1919
01:51:45,580 --> 01:51:46,480
You alright, man?

1920
01:51:47,820 --> 01:51:48,600
How you be grand?

1921
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:50,560
I'll be fine.

1922
01:51:50,560 --> 01:51:51,080
I'll be alright.

1923
01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:55,060
I'll be alright.

1924
01:51:57,520 --> 01:51:58,360
I'll be fine.

1925
01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:01,160
I'll be okay.

1926
01:52:02,740 --> 01:52:03,900
I'll be alright in the morning.

1927
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:06,620
I'll be alright.

1928
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:07,160
You're grand.

1929
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:09,460
I'll be fine.

1930
01:52:11,020 --> 01:52:11,680
I'll be okay.

1931
01:52:14,420 --> 01:52:15,440
I'll be okay in the morning.

1932
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:15,980
You'll be fine.

1933
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:15,980
I'll be fine.

1934
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:36,060
Jake Mander. Thank you very much, Jake Mander. Jake... Jake Mander. Make Jander.

1935
01:52:36,060 --> 01:53:05,900
Jake Mander. What's going on here? Is there something wrong with this lad? Is she crying about this here? We'll put him on the bedding for you now, okay? We'll put him on the bedding for you now. Or her. Now.

1936
01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:13,240
There you go. Huh? Everything okay now? We'll leave you. We'll leave you be.

1937
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:27,800
Okay. See you later.

1938
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:37,720
Fucking state of that. There was no chatting. There's no talking to some people either. They're...

1939
01:53:37,720 --> 01:53:42,760
Too wrapped up in their own emotions to even consider the fact that there's other people out there.

1940
01:53:43,320 --> 01:53:46,360
And we've unlocked this door we should have gone through here in the beginning, to be honest.

1941
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:55,100
We were in here already, no?

1942
01:54:02,780 --> 01:54:04,040
Speedy Gonzales.

1943
01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:09,440
For some luck. Dr. Chalice Marceau. This specimen continues to respond well to my experiments.

1944
01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:14,260
A cellar of fortitude not to measure elasticity is remarkable.

1945
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:15,180
Yeah?

1946
01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:17,740
Dr. Kind, I'm sure would disapprove.

1947
01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:19,160
Dr. Kind.

1948
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:19,220
Dr. Kind.

1949
01:54:19,220 --> 01:54:23,480
I do not anticipate that issue as the good doctor is busying himself with the marker.

1950
01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:25,560
As if that matters now.

1951
01:54:26,260 --> 01:54:26,420
Yeah.

1952
01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:28,300
He has also succumbed to the same dementia.

1953
01:54:28,620 --> 01:54:28,940
Yeah.

1954
01:54:29,100 --> 01:54:30,120
He afflicted the colony.

1955
01:54:30,640 --> 01:54:31,160
Fucking...

1956
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,500
Pure dementia, Jeff.

1957
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:33,500
Pure dementia, Jeff.

1958
01:54:34,860 --> 01:54:35,860
Dr. Kind.

1959
01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:35,860
Dr. Kind.

1960
01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:36,860
Dr. Kind.

1961
01:54:36,860 --> 01:54:36,860
Dr. Kind.

1962
01:54:36,860 --> 01:54:37,860
Dr. Kind.

1963
01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:37,860
Dr. Kind.

1964
01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:38,860
Dr. Kind.

1965
01:54:38,860 --> 01:54:38,860
Dr. Kind.

1966
01:54:38,860 --> 01:54:39,860
Dr. Kind.

1967
01:54:39,860 --> 01:54:40,860
Dr. Kind.

1968
01:54:40,860 --> 01:54:40,860
Dr. Kind.

1969
01:54:40,860 --> 01:54:41,860
Dr. Kind.

1970
01:54:41,860 --> 01:54:42,860
Dr. Kind.

1971
01:54:42,860 --> 01:54:43,860
Dr. Kind.

1972
01:54:43,860 --> 01:54:44,860
Dr. Kind.

1973
01:54:44,860 --> 01:54:45,860
Dr. Kind.

1974
01:54:45,860 --> 01:54:46,860
Dr. Kind.

1975
01:54:46,860 --> 01:54:47,860
Dr. Kind.

1976
01:54:47,860 --> 01:54:48,860
Dr. Kind.

1977
01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:49,860
Dr. Kind.

1978
01:54:49,860 --> 01:54:50,860
Okay, that's...

1979
01:54:50,860 --> 01:54:51,860
That was that.

1980
01:54:51,860 --> 01:54:53,860
Another audio lag for the files.

1981
01:54:53,860 --> 01:54:54,860
Fucking hell, man.

1982
01:54:54,860 --> 01:54:55,860
What's this here?

1983
01:54:55,860 --> 01:55:05,860
Adding sample 9797 to chemical compound.

1984
01:55:05,860 --> 01:55:06,860
Biolixing required.

1985
01:55:06,860 --> 01:55:07,860
97.

1986
01:55:12,860 --> 01:55:13,860
Great stuff.

1987
01:55:13,860 --> 01:55:14,860
We've done that.

1988
01:55:14,860 --> 01:55:15,860
That's it, Isaac.

1989
01:55:15,860 --> 01:55:16,860
Now you just need to...

1990
01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:18,860
This hasn't gone far enough.

1991
01:55:18,860 --> 01:55:20,860
Accept your part in the God's plan.

1992
01:55:20,860 --> 01:55:22,860
Embrace your own change.

1993
01:55:22,860 --> 01:55:23,860
God's plan.

1994
01:55:23,860 --> 01:55:24,860
God's God's plan.

1995
01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:25,860
God's plan.

1996
01:55:25,860 --> 01:55:26,860
God's plan.

1997
01:55:26,860 --> 01:55:27,860
Life support system failure on medical care.

1998
01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:28,860
Who the hell was that?

1999
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:29,860
He's actually...

2000
01:55:29,860 --> 01:55:33,860
Isaac, he's decompressed the entire deck and I'm being locked out of those systems.

2001
01:55:33,860 --> 01:55:34,860
Run.

2002
01:55:34,860 --> 01:55:35,860
All the air has been vented into space.

2003
01:55:35,860 --> 01:55:36,860
Run.

2004
01:55:36,860 --> 01:55:40,860
You should be able to bring it back online from the security station, but you don't have much time.

2005
01:55:40,860 --> 01:55:41,860
Run.

2006
01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:42,860
Where's the...

2007
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:44,860
Where am I meant to be going here?

2008
01:55:44,860 --> 01:55:45,860
Run.

2009
01:55:45,860 --> 01:55:49,860
This is why there were oxygen tanks down in these other rooms.

2010
01:55:49,860 --> 01:55:56,860
Oh no, there's a fucking bunch of lads out here as well.

2011
01:55:56,860 --> 01:55:57,860
Fuck.

2012
01:55:57,860 --> 01:55:58,860
Fuck.

2013
01:55:58,860 --> 01:55:59,860
Fuck.

2014
01:55:59,860 --> 01:56:00,860
Fuck.

2015
01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:01,860
I don't want your lads.

2016
01:56:01,860 --> 01:56:02,860
Fuck.

2017
01:56:02,860 --> 01:56:03,860
I don't want your lads, man.

2018
01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:04,860
No.

2019
01:56:04,860 --> 01:56:05,860
Fuck.

2020
01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:06,860
Fuck.

2021
01:56:06,860 --> 01:56:07,860
I don't want your lads, man.

2022
01:56:07,860 --> 01:56:08,860
No.

2023
01:56:08,860 --> 01:56:09,680
Watch your words.

2024
01:56:10,900 --> 01:56:12,440
Fucking watch your words, man.

2025
01:56:13,320 --> 01:56:13,560
No.

2026
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:17,960
Well.

2027
01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:26,560
Adding sample 979.

2028
01:56:26,940 --> 01:56:28,560
First of all, Dr. Chalismus.

2029
01:56:28,880 --> 01:56:31,900
The specimen continues to respond well to my experiments.

2030
01:56:32,440 --> 01:56:36,640
A cellar of fortitude not to measure in elasticity is remarkable.

2031
01:56:37,900 --> 01:56:40,080
Dr. Klein, I'm sure, would disapprove.

2032
01:56:40,620 --> 01:56:45,820
But I do not anticipate that issue as the good doctor is busying himself with the marker.

2033
01:56:46,260 --> 01:56:47,260
Busying himself, is it?

2034
01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:47,860
That matters now.

2035
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:49,620
That's it, Isaac.

2036
01:56:49,940 --> 01:56:50,580
Now you just need to...

2037
01:56:50,580 --> 01:56:51,860
This has gone far enough.

2038
01:56:52,680 --> 01:56:54,540
Accept your part in the God's plan.

2039
01:56:54,940 --> 01:56:56,480
Accept your part in God's plan.

2040
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:57,080
Ingrace your own extension.

2041
01:56:58,680 --> 01:56:59,040
Warning.

2042
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,420
My support system value on medical deck.

2043
01:57:01,420 --> 01:57:02,400
Who the hell was that?

2044
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:03,300
He's evacuated immediately.

2045
01:57:03,520 --> 01:57:07,400
Isaac, he's decompressed the entire deck and I'm being locked out of those systems.

2046
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:07,900
Fuck.

2047
01:57:07,900 --> 01:57:09,620
All the air has been vented into space.

2048
01:57:10,180 --> 01:57:14,200
You should be able to bring it back online from the security station, but you don't have much time.

2049
01:57:14,860 --> 01:57:15,260
Fuck.

2050
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:20,680
Look at them.

2051
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:22,160
Fucking scum, man.

2052
01:57:23,940 --> 01:57:24,300
Sorry.

2053
01:57:25,620 --> 01:57:34,280
There's another there's gonna be another pack of lies in here now. Oh great great stuff with this dickhead to contend with as well

2054
01:57:39,080 --> 01:57:42,200
Run please get the fuck out please please please

2055
01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:49,980
Go

2056
01:57:53,180 --> 01:57:55,180
Quick

2057
01:57:55,180 --> 01:58:04,780
Any look with great Greta Thunberg is a guest no we're still our people are trying to talk to her people

2058
01:58:04,780 --> 01:58:13,480
It's not working glad to interact with Francis my favorite band did an Instagram live chat and I felt way too inadequate asking them fanboy questions

2059
01:58:13,480 --> 01:58:16,680
Yeah, you probably shouldn't man if you're you're

2060
01:58:16,680 --> 01:58:31,720
I got to tell you something thanks for watching the stream

2061
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:45,180
Dr. Chalice Marsa the specimen continues to respond well to my experiments and so there are fortitude not to measure elasticity is remarkable

2062
01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:46,880
Dr. Kahn

2063
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:56,480
Dr. Kahn: That's it Isaac now you just need to go far enough except your part in the girls plan and that's glad you only God's God's plan

2064
01:58:56,480 --> 01:58:58,480
Dr. Kahn: My small sister failure of course

2065
01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:00,480
Dr. Kahn: What the hell was that?

2066
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:01,480
Dr. Kahn: What the hell was that?

2067
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:08,480
Dr. Kahn: Isaac, we've decompressed the entire deck and I'm being locked out of those systems. All the air has been vented into space.

2068
01:59:08,480 --> 01:59:12,580
Dr. Kahn: You should be able to bring it back online from the security station, but you don't have much time.

2069
01:59:12,580 --> 01:59:32,080
Ah shut up. Shut your hole. Maybe we can go down here and get a bit of lung, lung recharge capacitor. That's it run into the fucking bed when you're dying man.

2070
01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:46,180
Dr. Kahn: Oh, I might as well just throwing in the towel. There was a gas barrel back there as well. Maybe you can get through a barrel of gas at these guys.

2071
01:59:46,180 --> 01:59:54,380
Dr. Kahn: Fucking scummers man. Scummers again. They've got no fucking consideration for me.

2072
01:59:54,380 --> 02:00:07,880
Dr. Kahn: Why is there no air here? Why is there no air in wherever I'm going? Please man. Please!

2073
02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:24,280
Dr. Kahn: Don't die Isaac. Don't die.

2074
02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:53,180
*Raping*

2075
02:00:53,180 --> 02:00:55,680
Dr. Kahn: Activate the life support.

2076
02:00:55,680 --> 02:01:03,680
*Raping*

2077
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:09,680
That was bollocks. The life support thing doesn't work. I tried that. I know everything.

2078
02:01:09,680 --> 02:01:14,180
*Raping*

2079
02:01:14,180 --> 02:01:16,180
You gotta be cruel to be kind.

2080
02:01:16,180 --> 02:01:17,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2081
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:18,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2082
02:01:18,680 --> 02:01:19,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2083
02:01:19,680 --> 02:01:20,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2084
02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:21,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2085
02:01:21,680 --> 02:01:22,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2086
02:01:22,680 --> 02:01:22,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2087
02:01:22,680 --> 02:01:23,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2088
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:24,680
Dr. Kahn: The life support system.

2089
02:01:24,680 --> 02:01:26,180
Dr. Kahn: The fucking fucking Dementia's playing.

2090
02:01:26,180 --> 02:01:27,180
Dr. Kahn: The fucking Dementia's playing.

2091
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:28,180
Dr. Kahn: Havoc out in the fucking stars.

2092
02:01:28,180 --> 02:01:29,180
Dr. Kahn: The fucking Dementia's playing.

2093
02:01:29,180 --> 02:01:33,300
This has gone far enough. Accept your part in the God's plan.

2094
02:01:33,680 --> 02:01:37,360
Accept your own inadequate.

2095
02:01:37,360 --> 02:01:40,220
My support system is very own medical.

2096
02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:42,360
Who the hell was that? He's evacuated me in this.

2097
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:46,160
He's decompressed the entire deck and I'm being locked out of those systems.

2098
02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:48,400
All the air has been vented into space.

2099
02:01:48,980 --> 02:01:51,320
You should be able to bring it back online from the security station.

2100
02:01:51,500 --> 02:01:52,980
But you don't have much time.

2101
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:54,580
Get the fuck off me.

2102
02:01:56,660 --> 02:01:57,920
They're real scummers.

2103
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:00,160
Maybe we could pick this up here.

2104
02:02:00,980 --> 02:02:04,220
Fucking fire it at some lad down there.

2105
02:02:08,160 --> 02:02:11,980
This is a waste of time now because we've only 40 seconds of air.

2106
02:02:13,580 --> 02:02:14,920
Open the fucking thing, yeah.

2107
02:02:21,500 --> 02:02:23,040
He went bye-bye there.

2108
02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:25,820
He went fucking bye-bye.

2109
02:02:25,820 --> 02:02:29,580
Get off!

2110
02:02:29,580 --> 02:02:29,580
Get off!

2111
02:02:47,580 --> 02:03:14,560
You're a censor. You're an asshole. Thank you very much. You're a censor. You're a piece of shit. Thank you very much. You're a piece of shit. Thank you very much. You're a piece of shit. Thank you very much. You're a piece of shit. Thank you very much.

2112
02:03:16,340 --> 02:03:41,940
How dare you. How dare you. How dare you. How dare you. Gayborn and you are unstoppable. Arseholes. You arseholes. Thank you very much. You're a piece of shit. Now. Just needs a bit of a recharge there.

2113
02:03:45,100 --> 02:03:49,180
Dr. Chelo. Dr. Chelo.

2114
02:03:49,180 --> 02:04:02,720
Dr. Chelo. Is remarkable. Is remarkable. Is remarkable. Is remarkable. Is remarkable. Is remarkable.

2115
02:04:03,720 --> 02:04:05,760
That's it Isaac. Now you just need to...

2116
02:04:05,760 --> 02:04:07,040
This has gone far enough.

2117
02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:08,620
Is remarkable.

2118
02:04:08,620 --> 02:04:09,680
Accept your part in the God's plan.

2119
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:12,260
Embrace your own extinction.

2120
02:04:12,260 --> 02:04:13,420
God's plan.

2121
02:04:13,420 --> 02:04:13,420
God's plan.

2122
02:04:13,420 --> 02:04:13,420
God's plan.

2123
02:04:13,420 --> 02:04:13,480
God's plan.

2124
02:04:13,480 --> 02:04:13,540
God's plan.

2125
02:04:13,540 --> 02:04:14,040
God's plan.

2126
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:16,540
Warning. My support system failure on medical.

2127
02:04:16,540 --> 02:04:17,600
Who the hell was that?

2128
02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:18,140
He's that way.

2129
02:04:18,220 --> 02:04:18,680
He needs it.

2130
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:20,840
Isaac. He's decompressed the entire deck.

2131
02:04:21,020 --> 02:04:21,780
Easy fuck.

2132
02:04:21,780 --> 02:04:21,820
Easy fuck.

2133
02:04:21,820 --> 02:04:24,820
All the air has been vented into space.

2134
02:04:25,240 --> 02:04:25,820
Easy fuck.

2135
02:04:25,820 --> 02:04:27,720
You should be able to bring it back online from the security station.

2136
02:04:27,720 --> 02:04:29,400
But you don't have much time.

2137
02:04:30,340 --> 02:04:31,100
Oh no.

2138
02:04:31,100 --> 02:04:43,060
God's plan.

2139
02:04:43,060 --> 02:04:44,060
God's plan.

2140
02:04:44,060 --> 02:04:44,860
God's God's plan.

2141
02:04:45,180 --> 02:04:45,880
God's plan.

2142
02:04:47,560 --> 02:04:50,020
This is a waste of time altogether now going down here.

2143
02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:50,920
I don't know why I'm doing it.

2144
02:04:53,580 --> 02:04:54,520
I'll do it for that.

2145
02:04:55,040 --> 02:05:00,400
By the time I get to the top again it's going to be the same amount of fucking oxygen that's come out of the packet.

2146
02:05:01,600 --> 02:05:03,980
They only give you so much oxygen in the packet you see.

2147
02:05:04,140 --> 02:05:07,220
You need to use it wisely and not wildly.

2148
02:05:08,680 --> 02:05:09,340
Oh fuck.

2149
02:05:10,780 --> 02:05:13,820
I was meant to pick that up and not shoot a thing at it.

2150
02:05:15,620 --> 02:05:16,460
Open that gesture.

2151
02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:21,300
Take your legs off man.

2152
02:05:21,940 --> 02:05:22,860
Watch out for the babies.

2153
02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:24,580
Babies inside his sack.

2154
02:05:25,060 --> 02:05:26,860
Once they get you, you're fucking gonzo.

2155
02:05:27,580 --> 02:05:29,060
Gonzo from the fucking Muppets.

2156
02:05:30,200 --> 02:05:31,200
Get some of this into you.

2157
02:05:31,500 --> 02:05:32,880
Get some of that oxygen into you.

2158
02:05:33,420 --> 02:05:33,620
Wah!

2159
02:05:38,880 --> 02:05:39,280
Run!

2160
02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:40,880
Run you fucking...

2161
02:05:44,800 --> 02:05:45,880
It's a great situation.

2162
02:05:46,600 --> 02:05:47,740
It's a great situation.

2163
02:05:47,840 --> 02:05:48,340
We're doing well.

2164
02:05:48,400 --> 02:05:49,660
It's a speed run for the ages.

2165
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:51,920
Come on man.

2166
02:05:59,040 --> 02:06:00,660
Into their life support is it?

2167
02:06:02,220 --> 02:06:03,280
It fucking was...

2168
02:06:03,280 --> 02:06:04,400
It was the life support.

2169
02:06:04,920 --> 02:06:06,480
It was the life support.

2170
02:06:06,480 --> 02:06:08,440
You've got everything you need to make the poison.

2171
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:10,400
Now get back to the chemistry lab.

2172
02:06:10,540 --> 02:06:11,300
Chemistry lab.

2173
02:06:11,420 --> 02:06:12,000
Coming at you.

2174
02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,640
Fucking speed run back on baby.

2175
02:06:13,820 --> 02:06:14,560
We're back in this.

2176
02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:15,360
Cutting out Hammond.

2177
02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:17,240
Storyteller trophy.

2178
02:06:17,400 --> 02:06:19,640
Storyteller trophy as well.

2179
02:06:20,160 --> 02:06:21,040
I lost his...

2180
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:22,620
Fucking back in this.

2181
02:06:22,960 --> 02:06:23,940
Back in this shit.

2182
02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:25,000
We never even left it.

2183
02:06:25,360 --> 02:06:26,440
We never left the building.

2184
02:06:26,880 --> 02:06:28,920
All you player haters out there.

2185
02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:31,660
You have to get that compound mixed.

2186
02:06:33,220 --> 02:06:35,080
Go back to the shop and get a few tricks.

2187
02:06:35,460 --> 02:06:36,140
I don't care.

2188
02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:38,100
I'm not even looking at what you're telling me to do anymore.

2189
02:06:38,800 --> 02:06:41,940
This is me in the zone playing the game.

2190
02:06:42,060 --> 02:06:45,600
This is not some fucking waster.

2191
02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:46,480
Reading.

2192
02:06:47,060 --> 02:06:47,500
Do this.

2193
02:06:47,580 --> 02:06:48,040
Do that.

2194
02:06:48,140 --> 02:06:49,100
Oh I'll take your advice.

2195
02:06:49,160 --> 02:06:49,580
I'll do that.

2196
02:06:49,660 --> 02:06:50,800
Oh you're going to the gulag.

2197
02:06:50,860 --> 02:06:51,760
You're not going to the gulag.

2198
02:06:51,980 --> 02:06:54,780
This is a pure speed game.

2199
02:06:57,460 --> 02:06:58,880
Energy for the fucking cutter.

2200
02:06:59,040 --> 02:06:59,140
Yeah.

2201
02:06:59,520 --> 02:06:59,800
Done.

2202
02:07:00,160 --> 02:07:00,620
And another.

2203
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:01,720
And another.

2204
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:02,900
And another.

2205
02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:04,620
That's my favourite gun.

2206
02:07:06,440 --> 02:07:07,360
Ripper blades.

2207
02:07:07,520 --> 02:07:07,940
Yes.

2208
02:07:10,860 --> 02:07:11,340
Nodes.

2209
02:07:11,440 --> 02:07:12,240
Do we have any nodes?

2210
02:07:12,360 --> 02:07:13,820
We'll get another medipack as well.

2211
02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:15,160
5,000 in...

2212
02:07:15,160 --> 02:07:17,400
It's 5,000 but it'll stand here.

2213
02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:21,200
Maybe a small air cannon.

2214
02:07:21,440 --> 02:07:22,040
Medium pack.

2215
02:07:22,840 --> 02:07:23,580
Medium pack.

2216
02:07:23,700 --> 02:07:23,820
No.

2217
02:07:24,260 --> 02:07:24,500
Yeah.

2218
02:07:24,720 --> 02:07:24,880
No.

2219
02:07:25,280 --> 02:07:25,540
Nah.

2220
02:07:25,700 --> 02:07:26,000
Fuck it.

2221
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:26,980
Now.

2222
02:07:30,920 --> 02:07:32,460
Where's next on the agenda?

2223
02:07:32,760 --> 02:07:33,400
Let's go down here.

2224
02:07:33,460 --> 02:07:34,320
Can we save this thing?

2225
02:07:34,840 --> 02:07:35,360
Let's do it.

2226
02:07:38,840 --> 02:07:41,800
Fastest speed run on record is coming your way now.

2227
02:07:41,900 --> 02:07:42,700
Says Ben Hogan.

2228
02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:44,240
And also.

2229
02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:46,860
Have you got a SoundCloud Scott?

2230
02:07:47,020 --> 02:07:47,600
No I haven't.

2231
02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:48,740
Jones in for the lit tracks.

2232
02:07:48,880 --> 02:07:49,860
I gotta tell you Scott.

2233
02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:52,880
The tracks that I'm packing.

2234
02:07:53,340 --> 02:07:54,300
They are hot.

2235
02:07:55,100 --> 02:07:55,780
They're fire.

2236
02:07:56,220 --> 02:07:56,940
They're flames.

2237
02:07:57,480 --> 02:07:58,260
They're emojis.

2238
02:07:58,500 --> 02:08:00,000
They're lit.

2239
02:08:00,820 --> 02:08:02,860
You need to have...

2240
02:08:02,860 --> 02:08:06,960
You need to have the right swag and sway to be able to get on those tracks.

2241
02:08:07,100 --> 02:08:11,400
And there's too much swag in them for SoundCloud.

2242
02:08:11,920 --> 02:08:13,840
I'm not one of these SoundClouders.

2243
02:08:15,180 --> 02:08:15,460
Okay.

2244
02:08:15,540 --> 02:08:18,020
I'm pure, legit fire.

2245
02:08:18,700 --> 02:08:19,960
Self-sufficient.

2246
02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:21,500
Self-facilitating.

2247
02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:33,940
What the hell?

2248
02:08:33,940 --> 02:08:47,840
What the hell?

2249
02:08:47,840 --> 02:08:54,280
We might play through the campaign in Modern Warfare at midnight.

2250
02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:57,380
I've got more intel on the atmosphere.

2251
02:08:58,180 --> 02:08:59,480
Lovely atmosphere.

2252
02:08:59,480 --> 02:09:08,140
You're entered the hydroponic deck from outside the ship. That's when the air quality began degrading the survivor called it the leviathan

2253
02:09:11,440 --> 02:09:13,440
Give me some status there will you?

2254
02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:22,100
Would you go as far as say they're ill I would yeah, they're sick

2255
02:09:22,980 --> 02:09:27,420
They're in ICU now receiving treatment. That's why they're not in SoundCloud

2256
02:09:27,420 --> 02:09:29,420
They're pure sick

2257
02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:37,260
Jake Mander, thank you very much Jake

2258
02:09:38,740 --> 02:09:44,180
You have transcended all levels of gaming enlightenment of Aron flood there is no

2259
02:09:44,920 --> 02:09:49,400
There is no more guidance check and provide from here on Francis you are the knowledge

2260
02:09:51,940 --> 02:09:57,560
Is is modern warfare out now is this or is it out of midnight?

2261
02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:05,500
An upgrade our

2262
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:07,500
Puffer here

2263
02:10:07,500 --> 02:10:09,500
That node on the quarter

2264
02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:11,500
Loving the cutter

2265
02:10:12,280 --> 02:10:14,280
Favorite thing

2266
02:10:14,780 --> 02:10:17,280
Hey, please come back when you're doing the bench work

2267
02:10:19,380 --> 02:10:22,280
Those things come at you when you're doing your fucking jobs I

2268
02:10:24,020 --> 02:10:27,820
I had chores to be doing there and they came out of nowhere pack of them

2269
02:10:34,300 --> 02:10:37,260
Hundred and seventy gigabyte download are you serious?

2270
02:10:39,580 --> 02:10:41,580
Ground cumin, thank you very much

2271
02:10:44,240 --> 02:10:47,320
There's no there's no way it's a hundred and seventy gig is it?

2272
02:10:47,320 --> 02:11:03,380
Hundred and seventy gigabytes over a lap connection on to a nor here

2273
02:11:09,240 --> 02:11:11,940
We've done everything we can here we can't get any more nodes

2274
02:11:11,940 --> 02:11:12,940
All right, we're done

2275
02:11:12,940 --> 02:11:27,940
That's injustice so if you were got the game pre-ordered right and you've it already installed ready to go for midnight is?

2276
02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:35,700
There gonna be more shit you have to download then on top of that stuff that you already download downloaded

2277
02:11:37,060 --> 02:11:39,060
It's very confusing this

2278
02:11:40,000 --> 02:11:46,260
Games nowadays you have to do all this fucking prep work to make sure you can play the fucking thing the day comes out

2279
02:11:50,100 --> 02:11:52,100
It never used to be like that you know

2280
02:12:03,900 --> 02:12:06,220
Maybe I'd use staz is on this thing here

2281
02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:08,220
No, maybe not

2282
02:12:08,220 --> 02:12:08,220
No, maybe not

2283
02:12:08,220 --> 02:12:10,220
No, maybe not

2284
02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:26,220
How much was red dead 2 I didn't download it never played it?

2285
02:12:26,220 --> 02:12:35,760
it never played it but I have three games or four games just three games I

2286
02:12:35,760 --> 02:12:44,160
can have on my cons my ps4 because you can't it's only got 500 gigabyte now and

2287
02:12:44,160 --> 02:12:52,220
like it's called duty black ops Gran Turismo Grand Theft Auto 5

2288
02:12:54,980 --> 02:13:01,760
and that's it you can't fit anymore you'd have to delete games and put them on your

2289
02:13:01,760 --> 02:13:06,740
base if you don't have a fiber broadband super fat pipe you're not gonna be able

2290
02:13:06,740 --> 02:13:11,120
to avail of the new technology and all this kind of stuff like these patches and

2291
02:13:11,120 --> 02:13:18,380
all that you have to wait days and stuff not good it's not good Pat one terabyte

2292
02:13:18,380 --> 02:13:23,740
SATA SSD for less than 100 come to PC I try the PC

2293
02:13:23,740 --> 02:13:30,520
PC I have a fucking PC then eh let's hope that poison works head back to the tram

2294
02:13:30,520 --> 02:13:35,860
station and get up to hydroponics as fast as you can can't wait for the hydroponics to

2295
02:13:35,860 --> 02:13:42,640
keep talking about these hydroponics I'm beginning to truly admire your spirit

2296
02:13:42,640 --> 02:13:51,420
misplaced as it may be I think I think boom time thank you very much and at the boom time

2297
02:13:51,420 --> 02:14:01,200
no

2298
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:02,200
no

2299
02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:11,980
no

2300
02:14:11,980 --> 02:14:16,640
injustice man travels around the country and wherever he sees injustice he just points

2301
02:14:16,640 --> 02:14:20,980
it says that's injustice doesn't change anything but he means well I hope he's still around that

2302
02:14:20,980 --> 02:14:42,120
I hope he is well. And I hope you're well as well, David St. Patrick. The man with the plan.

2303
02:14:42,920 --> 02:14:54,820
Okay, save again. We're still on the same chapter. It's been two hours, 20 minutes, and I've still not completed this chapter, which we started two hours and 20 minutes ago.

2304
02:15:00,460 --> 02:15:07,380
Perhaps now you will understand. Great, now we have some more crap. The war we have done must continue. Who is this guy?

2305
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:24,600
I, Dr. Charles Mercer, shall serve as the capitalist to the salvation of our species. These specimens will return to Earth with me. I will spread their divine glory across the entire planet.

2306
02:15:25,120 --> 02:15:26,380
Mr. Hannon, thank you very much.

2307
02:15:26,380 --> 02:15:30,100
I will leave you with my creation. Embrace the inevitable.

2308
02:15:35,380 --> 02:15:38,040
Oh, great. Now I'm fucking ghost.

2309
02:15:42,380 --> 02:15:48,120
Would you even give me a moment? Fucking Egypts. Give me a minute to think.

2310
02:15:56,380 --> 02:16:00,980
See, we need to stasis this guy. Big style.

2311
02:16:03,680 --> 02:16:05,680
Where is he? He's still, he's still, ah.

2312
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:12,620
Ah ha.

2313
02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:26,080
Fucking idiot here. I keep stasis him and he doesn't do anything.

2314
02:16:47,380 --> 02:16:55,380
focus on the little babies who are shooting rockets love this machine thing

2315
02:16:55,380 --> 02:16:58,380
ah

2316
02:17:02,380 --> 02:17:07,380
get away from me you you're fucking freak

2317
02:17:12,140 --> 02:17:14,140
right in the kisser as well

2318
02:17:22,140 --> 02:17:36,900
Angela Fahey thank you very much for your glorious tip another side of the story thank you very much and Mr. Hannan's Limerick Emporium thank you very much you should try Outer Worlds it's by the lads behind the original Fallout game

2319
02:17:36,900 --> 02:17:43,900
it looks class thank you very much I will check that out I'll be sure to check that out when I've got time some people need to get back to this game

2320
02:17:43,900 --> 02:17:47,900
there he is

2321
02:17:47,900 --> 02:17:53,900
fucking do this very very quickly come on

2322
02:17:53,900 --> 02:18:04,900
fucking asshole still got a leg left anyway I'll never like to stand on when I'm finished with him

2323
02:18:04,900 --> 02:18:08,900
you just give me another give me another few goals at it

2324
02:18:08,900 --> 02:18:10,900
Oh for fuck's sake.

2325
02:18:12,500 --> 02:18:15,500
*Sigh* I mean it's just for the best.

2326
02:18:28,300 --> 02:18:29,300
Come on!

2327
02:18:29,300 --> 02:18:46,700
*Sigh* Where are these other fucking mind babies? The little mind babies that come at you.

2328
02:18:46,700 --> 02:18:53,700
*Sigh* Fuckin' run man, run.

2329
02:18:53,700 --> 02:18:54,700
*Sigh*

2330
02:18:54,700 --> 02:18:56,700
*Sigh*

2331
02:18:56,700 --> 02:19:01,700
*Sigh*

2332
02:19:01,700 --> 02:19:03,700
We need to Stasi the big buck.

2333
02:19:03,700 --> 02:19:12,700
*Sigh*

2334
02:19:12,700 --> 02:19:18,700
What's with the Stasi in here? I do the Stasi and he doesn't ever get Stasi. It's fucking annoying.

2335
02:19:18,700 --> 02:19:20,700
*Sigh*

2336
02:19:20,700 --> 02:19:25,700
*Sigh*

2337
02:19:25,700 --> 02:19:27,840
I'll fucking die.

2338
02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:34,620
See that, man? Baby in the mixer.

2339
02:19:40,060 --> 02:19:42,060
Nice little curling shot on that.

2340
02:19:48,960 --> 02:19:49,440
Fuck.

2341
02:19:50,580 --> 02:19:51,460
He's got form.

2342
02:19:51,460 --> 02:20:00,780
Unlimited Stasi there if you go back to the Stasi box.

2343
02:20:09,720 --> 02:20:11,620
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2344
02:20:13,260 --> 02:20:14,740
Controller slam. No, no.

2345
02:20:15,640 --> 02:20:20,400
Run. Someone says run. Get Fallout 76. New premium subscription.

2346
02:20:20,400 --> 02:20:20,800
No.

2347
02:20:21,600 --> 02:20:21,940
No.

2348
02:20:23,480 --> 02:20:25,100
You have to lure him into the chamber.

2349
02:20:25,280 --> 02:20:28,840
Then activate the cryo-cryo blasters in the other room.

2350
02:20:30,300 --> 02:20:33,320
Maybe I can Stasi the fucker in the chamber of chaos here.

2351
02:20:36,820 --> 02:20:37,540
Like that.

2352
02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:41,380
But I love doing this when he's Stasi, do you know?

2353
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:47,880
Bandsaw.

2354
02:20:47,880 --> 02:20:47,960
Bandsaw.

2355
02:20:47,960 --> 02:21:12,380
Anyway you can open this fucking yoke, no? Not a chance. You'd think those, uh, oh look,

2356
02:21:12,380 --> 02:21:17,200
it can go in here. This is how we do it. Activate the cryo chamber in here, is it?

2357
02:21:17,200 --> 02:21:45,020
There's your cryo chamber man. Stop crying. With a bit of luck he's inside the fucking thing. Yes! Yes! Yes! I've managed to override Mercer's lockdown. There's a secondary tram station nearby and you can take it to hydroponics. Hydroponics skunk.

2358
02:21:46,160 --> 02:21:56,920
We're going to hydroponic town baby. Pack up the pipe. Pack the water pipe. Frank.

2359
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:04,280
Why the music? Why is the music going like that?

2360
02:22:16,280 --> 02:22:25,040
Fucking did it man. Speed run. That's why you come here to watch this sort of gameplay, electric. And that's the fucking chapter done then. Chapter for the night.

2361
02:22:27,040 --> 02:22:33,800
We might have to go into chapter two, Frank McCourt. Because it just hasn't been enough for me.

2362
02:22:38,800 --> 02:22:44,800
Some fucking gremlin in here. I can hear some squish. Squits. Someone's got the squits.

2363
02:22:47,800 --> 02:22:51,380
Right onto the Ishimura tram system. The power is back.

2364
02:23:15,320 --> 02:23:27,680
Big speeds. Thank you very much. Thanks to everybody there who's been watching and supported and believed in me as well. I knew that I would do this. I knew that I could do it. Carla, thank you very much.

2365
02:23:37,080 --> 02:23:37,900
Environmental hazard.

2366
02:23:42,840 --> 02:24:05,840
Thanks for praying for me. Thanks for praying for me, everyone. All hail the dear leader. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's fantastic. I don't know. I don't want to. I haven't got a power complex or anything like that. I just simply made the Gulag. But now I realize that you're actually all living in fear like the Soviet people.

2367
02:24:05,840 --> 02:24:11,040
Dr. Elizabeth Cross reporting. And, um, I'm pleased to say that we're working close to maximum capacity at the present time.

2368
02:24:11,840 --> 02:24:28,880
All flora is healthy and thriving and food yield has created a surplus. I was going to pass the surplus on to the colony, but the captain has given a no-fly order. I want to note my opposition to that order. Everyone knows they're in trouble down there and I don't see what denying them our surplus will achieve.

2369
02:24:29,680 --> 02:24:34,360
Jesus Christ. Sounds really surplus-y, doesn't it? And everyone wants a bit of peng.

2370
02:24:37,120 --> 02:24:47,660
How are you? Do you have any of that piff? I heard it was peng. One of the lads of the town said that piff that you had was peng. Any chance of a 10 spot of it?

2371
02:24:50,060 --> 02:25:11,040
We're gonna fucking cruise this game into next Tuesday. Anaconda G. Thank you very much, Anaconda G. Thank you very much. Anaconda G. Thank you very much. That was a special custom thank you there from me and Amanda Pama.

2372
02:25:14,380 --> 02:25:28,220
Who was gigging tonight. Someone was at the gig and was watching my livestream at the gig. Amanda Pama, you just got shnaked. Not shnaked actually, you got vipered.

2373
02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:37,100
Hopefully no one got shnaked. Let's have a look here now. Some bad, bad juju here.

2374
02:25:37,100 --> 02:25:46,740
Has anybody got some peng piff?

2375
02:25:48,900 --> 02:25:52,960
If you do, I'm gonna shock you to the guards, man.

2376
02:25:54,740 --> 02:25:58,240
We only fucking buy and sell peng piff around here, man.

2377
02:25:58,960 --> 02:26:00,760
None of that land race stuff.

2378
02:26:03,100 --> 02:26:04,760
Pure quality hybrids.

2379
02:26:04,760 --> 02:26:10,180
Pure fucking Dan Brown delusion, you know.

2380
02:26:11,800 --> 02:26:15,820
I was reading Dan Brown's Jesus delusion last night.

2381
02:26:16,220 --> 02:26:18,280
Some pretty salient points in it.

2382
02:26:23,160 --> 02:26:26,680
Oh, that was, uh, the God delusion was fucking your man.

2383
02:26:26,940 --> 02:26:28,580
The genetics lad.

2384
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:31,440
What's his face?

2385
02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:34,820
Fucking Jiminy Hitchens, no?

2386
02:26:36,440 --> 02:26:38,320
Uh, it'll come to me now.

2387
02:26:39,800 --> 02:26:42,540
The God delusion by Dan Brown.

2388
02:26:43,540 --> 02:26:44,520
Digital God.

2389
02:26:44,600 --> 02:26:46,200
God Fortress by Dan Brown.

2390
02:26:47,180 --> 02:26:52,300
Uh, you also had the God delusion by Dickie Dawkins.

2391
02:26:59,220 --> 02:27:00,680
What was a better book?

2392
02:27:00,680 --> 02:27:02,860
Digital Fortress by Dan Brown.

2393
02:27:04,060 --> 02:27:07,220
The God delusion by Dickie Dawkins.

2394
02:27:09,220 --> 02:27:14,160
Or, the fucking Bible by Jesus.

2395
02:27:16,240 --> 02:27:17,240
Do you know what I mean?

2396
02:27:17,920 --> 02:27:18,120
Do you know what I mean?

2397
02:27:18,120 --> 02:27:20,660
I think the Bible would win because it's just so powerful.

2398
02:27:20,880 --> 02:27:21,760
Like, it's so old.

2399
02:27:21,840 --> 02:27:22,880
It's got all the tales.

2400
02:27:23,020 --> 02:27:24,180
There's a load of mystics in it.

2401
02:27:24,280 --> 02:27:28,020
There's a load of fucking, fucking eyewitness accounts as well.

2402
02:27:29,020 --> 02:27:29,800
There's miracles.

2403
02:27:30,200 --> 02:27:32,980
There's all, all sorts, all shapes, all sizes.

2404
02:27:34,800 --> 02:27:37,480
Then you've got fucking Digital Fortress, okay?

2405
02:27:37,580 --> 02:27:41,580
That was another side of the Dan Brown story.

2406
02:27:42,200 --> 02:27:43,360
Haven't read it myself.

2407
02:27:44,580 --> 02:27:46,440
Didn't really bother reading it.

2408
02:27:46,600 --> 02:27:48,900
Didn't really finish the fucking first one.

2409
02:27:49,020 --> 02:27:49,680
Was it Da Vinci?

2410
02:27:49,940 --> 02:27:50,880
Da Vinci Code.

2411
02:27:52,260 --> 02:27:54,360
The Da Vinci Code was something else now.

2412
02:27:54,920 --> 02:28:00,380
When I found out about the, the paintings and the secret messages in them, I have to tell you,

2413
02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:02,060
I nearly blew the Da Vinci load.

2414
02:28:02,420 --> 02:28:05,800
I was so taken aback by what he'd done in that book.

2415
02:28:06,400 --> 02:28:07,600
It was phenomenal.

2416
02:28:07,820 --> 02:28:09,160
It was like reading a screenplay.

2417
02:28:10,040 --> 02:28:11,720
It was like reading the Bible.

2418
02:28:12,720 --> 02:28:17,820
Back, back, back to back.

2419
02:28:20,960 --> 02:28:22,920
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

2420
02:28:23,020 --> 02:28:23,380
We'll get out.

2421
02:28:23,380 --> 02:28:35,540
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Aran.

2422
02:28:44,240 --> 02:28:45,680
Westyana gets it done.

2423
02:28:46,520 --> 02:28:48,040
I'm sure you can hear the roar.

2424
02:28:48,040 --> 02:28:59,800
That catches the sideline.

2425
02:29:05,220 --> 02:29:08,720
Thank you very much, Shite Clapper, for your glorious tip.

2426
02:29:08,900 --> 02:29:09,500
Very kind of you.

2427
02:29:10,500 --> 02:29:10,760
Ow.

2428
02:29:16,120 --> 02:29:17,680
Watering cycle initiated.

2429
02:29:17,680 --> 02:29:18,580
Tomatoes here.

2430
02:29:18,760 --> 02:29:21,480
Tomatoes in the, in behind a glass panel or something.

2431
02:29:21,580 --> 02:29:22,120
They're growing them.

2432
02:29:24,000 --> 02:29:25,700
They're growing the damn browns.

2433
02:29:30,060 --> 02:29:32,640
Tom Hanks will star in Bible 2.

2434
02:29:33,800 --> 02:29:35,840
Tom Hanks as God in the Bible.

2435
02:29:36,160 --> 02:29:37,800
The movie, Bible the movie.

2436
02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:40,160
Bible 2.

2437
02:29:40,460 --> 02:29:41,120
Bible harder.

2438
02:29:42,320 --> 02:29:43,140
Bible 3.

2439
02:29:46,300 --> 02:29:47,180
Back in the habit.

2440
02:29:47,320 --> 02:29:47,540
Isaac.

2441
02:29:48,220 --> 02:29:48,660
Isaac.

2442
02:29:49,000 --> 02:29:49,340
You okay?

2443
02:29:50,500 --> 02:29:51,140
You alright, man?

2444
02:29:51,500 --> 02:29:52,620
Good to see you in one piece.

2445
02:29:53,300 --> 02:29:53,960
You okay, man?

2446
02:29:54,020 --> 02:29:55,560
Don't take your helmet off.

2447
02:29:56,060 --> 02:29:56,680
Hey, you alright, man?

2448
02:29:56,680 --> 02:29:57,200
There's rotten.

2449
02:29:57,640 --> 02:29:58,760
You look spooked, man.

2450
02:29:59,520 --> 02:30:00,660
I gotta look at it.

2451
02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:02,760
It's huge.

2452
02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:03,840
You won't believe it.

2453
02:30:04,060 --> 02:30:04,780
You look spooked, man.

2454
02:30:04,780 --> 02:30:06,160
Shut itself in food storage.

2455
02:30:06,400 --> 02:30:07,000
What's huge?

2456
02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:10,280
Crew that was on this deck.

2457
02:30:11,900 --> 02:30:13,360
I think they're what's parsed in the air.

2458
02:30:13,360 --> 02:30:16,220
They've been transformed.

2459
02:30:16,220 --> 02:30:17,940
I saw one of them.

2460
02:30:18,580 --> 02:30:19,060
Bloated.

2461
02:30:19,600 --> 02:30:20,040
Swollen.

2462
02:30:21,540 --> 02:30:22,940
They're poison factories.

2463
02:30:23,480 --> 02:30:25,540
We need to take them out where we can still breathe.

2464
02:30:26,380 --> 02:30:26,800
Raymond.

2465
02:30:26,880 --> 02:30:28,760
I thought you were dead.

2466
02:30:29,800 --> 02:30:31,280
You need to get to cleaner air.

2467
02:30:31,420 --> 02:30:33,780
You're not going to help Isaac in your condition.

2468
02:30:35,520 --> 02:30:35,900
Isaac.

2469
02:30:36,680 --> 02:30:37,480
I'm scanning.

2470
02:30:38,980 --> 02:30:39,760
He's right.

2471
02:30:39,860 --> 02:30:42,160
There's something really bad food storage.

2472
02:30:42,840 --> 02:30:43,600
But I can't get a good...

2473
02:30:43,600 --> 02:30:47,020
Monitor readings are off the scale.

2474
02:30:47,560 --> 02:30:48,340
Be careful.

2475
02:30:52,340 --> 02:30:52,780
Okay.

2476
02:30:55,360 --> 02:30:56,880
Monitor readings...

2477
02:30:56,880 --> 02:30:58,060
Off the scale.

2478
02:30:58,460 --> 02:30:59,280
Off the Richter.

2479
02:30:59,380 --> 02:31:00,300
Completely off the Richter.

2480
02:31:02,100 --> 02:31:03,140
Look at this now.

2481
02:31:03,360 --> 02:31:05,280
We've got cabbages in space.

2482
02:31:06,340 --> 02:31:07,880
We've got watermelons.

2483
02:31:08,840 --> 02:31:10,360
Fucking tons of watermelons.

2484
02:31:10,940 --> 02:31:11,600
We've pumpkins.

2485
02:31:12,560 --> 02:31:13,940
We've the whole shambuzi.

2486
02:31:14,480 --> 02:31:16,140
We've enough to last a lifetime here.

2487
02:31:17,160 --> 02:31:19,520
We're gonna keep trucking through space.

2488
02:31:21,200 --> 02:31:23,160
Now we're gonna eat well as well.

2489
02:31:28,020 --> 02:31:29,460
That's the door to food storage.

2490
02:31:29,980 --> 02:31:31,660
But I can't override the integrity lockdown.

2491
02:31:32,020 --> 02:31:34,600
You have to destroy the pods to bring the air quality up.

2492
02:31:34,980 --> 02:31:37,440
Then you can go through and use the poison on the Leviathan.

2493
02:31:37,860 --> 02:31:38,140
Okay.

2494
02:31:38,320 --> 02:31:40,360
Use the poison on the Leviathan.

2495
02:31:41,240 --> 02:31:42,940
Use the poison on the Leviathan.

2496
02:31:47,000 --> 02:31:47,340
Okay.

2497
02:31:47,340 --> 02:31:49,920
We need to do something outside there first.

2498
02:31:50,120 --> 02:31:51,420
And then poison Leviathan.

2499
02:31:53,900 --> 02:31:54,600
Fuck that.

2500
02:31:54,700 --> 02:31:55,740
We won't bother in that place.

2501
02:31:55,820 --> 02:31:56,660
We'll just go straight through.

2502
02:31:56,780 --> 02:31:57,560
Try and get this down.

2503
02:31:57,820 --> 02:31:58,320
Speed run.

2504
02:31:59,920 --> 02:32:01,780
I suppose I should be glad that Ham's alive.

2505
02:32:02,080 --> 02:32:03,260
But I still don't trust him.

2506
02:32:03,320 --> 02:32:05,480
Handel's Messiah in Knock Basilica.

2507
02:32:06,160 --> 02:32:06,960
Do you hear me?

2508
02:32:07,820 --> 02:32:08,380
Repeat.

2509
02:32:08,380 --> 02:32:11,100
Handel's Messiah in Knock Basilica.

2510
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:12,000
Do you read me?

2511
02:32:12,300 --> 02:32:12,600
Over.

2512
02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:19,140
Fuck the bench.

2513
02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:20,200
We've no time for the bench.

2514
02:32:20,200 --> 02:32:43,820
Nothing in here for me.

2515
02:32:43,820 --> 02:32:43,980
No.

2516
02:32:44,500 --> 02:32:45,880
Please fuck all in for me here.

2517
02:32:49,540 --> 02:32:51,400
Nasty.

2518
02:32:52,340 --> 02:32:53,140
Very nasty.

2519
02:32:53,780 --> 02:32:55,560
Couple of nice boxes of stuff here.

2520
02:32:57,600 --> 02:32:58,280
Take them.

2521
02:32:58,900 --> 02:33:00,200
We'll take them all day long.

2522
02:33:00,560 --> 02:33:01,740
And then we'll move up in the world.

2523
02:33:01,960 --> 02:33:02,860
On the cargo lift.

2524
02:33:04,140 --> 02:33:04,820
Great to have you.

2525
02:33:05,080 --> 02:33:08,280
Great to have everyone here for this sweet, sweet situation.

2526
02:33:08,860 --> 02:33:09,820
On a Thursday night.

2527
02:33:10,080 --> 02:33:10,900
Into Friday morning.

2528
02:33:12,060 --> 02:33:13,420
Big Papa Mario 2.

2529
02:33:14,060 --> 02:33:16,880
I want to say a big thank you to Big Papa Mario.

2530
02:33:18,160 --> 02:33:19,740
The old snake in the grass.

2531
02:33:22,660 --> 02:33:24,560
And that's for you there, Papa Mario.

2532
02:33:24,660 --> 02:33:25,600
What I just did to him.

2533
02:33:26,340 --> 02:33:27,300
That's just for you.

2534
02:33:28,480 --> 02:33:30,240
Thank you very much, Big Papa Mario.

2535
02:33:32,400 --> 02:33:34,180
Or as you might be known in America.

2536
02:33:35,040 --> 02:33:35,460
Mario.

2537
02:33:37,780 --> 02:33:38,180
Mario.

2538
02:33:38,940 --> 02:33:39,340
Mario.

2539
02:33:42,080 --> 02:33:42,460
No.

2540
02:33:43,300 --> 02:33:44,140
Look at this.

2541
02:33:47,980 --> 02:33:49,100
Fucking Garden World.

2542
02:33:51,320 --> 02:33:51,920
Woodies.

2543
02:33:51,920 --> 02:33:51,920
Woodies.

2544
02:33:51,920 --> 02:33:51,920
Woodies.

2545
02:33:51,920 --> 02:33:51,920
Woodies.

2546
02:33:52,580 --> 02:33:54,280
Get a few items for the backyard.

2547
02:33:54,460 --> 02:33:55,820
Maybe one of those nice swing...

2548
02:33:55,820 --> 02:34:00,060
Swing benches that you can fucking put down next to the barbecue.

2549
02:34:03,560 --> 02:34:04,380
Crystal swing.

2550
02:34:07,180 --> 02:34:07,820
Maybe some...

2551
02:34:07,820 --> 02:34:10,820
Solar paneled lights.

2552
02:34:11,300 --> 02:34:12,300
Charged during the day.

2553
02:34:12,360 --> 02:34:13,680
And then they're lit up during the night.

2554
02:34:16,140 --> 02:34:17,200
Maybe a new tree.

2555
02:34:17,440 --> 02:34:18,340
For the garden or something.

2556
02:34:18,540 --> 02:34:19,300
Plant a new tree.

2557
02:34:20,260 --> 02:34:21,260
What's this lad at?

2558
02:34:22,040 --> 02:34:23,220
Your time has come.

2559
02:34:23,280 --> 02:34:24,080
You've had enough time.

2560
02:34:25,560 --> 02:34:26,680
Your time has come.

2561
02:34:26,820 --> 02:34:27,800
Get the hell away from me.

2562
02:34:28,460 --> 02:34:29,500
You're a waste of space.

2563
02:34:29,800 --> 02:34:31,240
You're a bunch of space wasters.

2564
02:34:32,240 --> 02:34:34,000
You're a fucking waste in space.

2565
02:34:35,760 --> 02:34:37,200
Jack the Ripper's here lads.

2566
02:34:42,060 --> 02:34:42,900
Jack the Ripper.

2567
02:34:49,140 --> 02:34:51,100
What about fucking Jack the Slipper?

2568
02:34:51,640 --> 02:34:51,780
Huh?

2569
02:34:57,440 --> 02:34:58,560
Fucking scumbags.

2570
02:34:58,660 --> 02:34:59,700
The whole lot of you are scum.

2571
02:35:00,400 --> 02:35:01,800
The whole lot of you deserve death.

2572
02:35:02,060 --> 02:35:02,300
Ah!

2573
02:35:06,880 --> 02:35:07,360
Fuck.

2574
02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:09,440
Now, I was thinking about a lad

2575
02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:11,180
who might be...

2576
02:35:11,180 --> 02:35:12,860
Like, if there was a serial killer

2577
02:35:12,860 --> 02:35:14,520
in a Dan Brown book or something.

2578
02:35:15,600 --> 02:35:17,880
And he goes around killing his victims

2579
02:35:17,880 --> 02:35:18,580
with slippers.

2580
02:35:19,440 --> 02:35:20,720
And then he gets the moniker.

2581
02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:22,780
Jack the Slipper.

2582
02:35:25,780 --> 02:35:27,380
There's something in it anyway.

2583
02:35:27,460 --> 02:35:28,600
I reckon there's something in it.

2584
02:35:28,660 --> 02:35:30,040
If you want to fucking roll with that.

2585
02:35:30,380 --> 02:35:31,160
Holly Weird.

2586
02:35:31,320 --> 02:35:32,560
If you're tuning in.

2587
02:35:32,560 --> 02:35:35,240
If any of the cabal are tuning in

2588
02:35:35,240 --> 02:35:36,560
or any of the...

2589
02:35:36,560 --> 02:35:38,560
global...

2590
02:35:38,560 --> 02:35:40,560
cabalistic conspiracy...

2591
02:35:41,620 --> 02:35:42,860
Jack the Slipper.

2592
02:35:42,860 --> 02:35:43,260
Jack the Slipper.

2593
02:35:43,260 --> 02:35:44,640
Give it a fucking go, man.

2594
02:35:44,700 --> 02:35:45,920
It's got a ring to it.

2595
02:35:51,160 --> 02:35:52,860
Or maybe he has like a...

2596
02:35:52,860 --> 02:35:53,860
Compton...

2597
02:35:53,860 --> 02:35:54,860
Cousin...

2598
02:35:54,860 --> 02:35:56,920
Who lives out in Compton,

2599
02:35:57,080 --> 02:35:58,280
South Central Los Angeles.

2600
02:35:58,860 --> 02:35:59,740
Called...

2601
02:35:59,740 --> 02:35:59,860
Jack...

2602
02:36:00,860 --> 02:36:07,860
The Crick member of the Crick gang. Crick, Crick. Fucking hell.

2603
02:36:25,860 --> 02:36:28,860
Fucking Vandersnatch!

2604
02:36:28,860 --> 02:36:32,860
Alright, turn that down. It could be a bit gruesome for you.

2605
02:36:32,860 --> 02:36:36,860
This is like fucking Kevin Bacon on acid.

2606
02:36:36,860 --> 02:36:41,860
Fucking sick stuff man. It's like watching sleepers on a cum down.

2607
02:36:41,860 --> 02:36:50,860
This is like watching... fucking Dan Brown give a five hour lecture on... on the Templars.

2608
02:36:50,860 --> 02:36:55,860
Whilst injecting fucking Brown into your temples.

2609
02:36:55,860 --> 02:36:59,860
This is like fucking Dan Brown fell asleep on a couch.

2610
02:36:59,860 --> 02:37:03,860
And now we're all waiting for him to wake up and tell us some more stories.

2611
02:37:03,860 --> 02:37:08,860
This is worse than the time Dan Brown came to the fucking house party.

2612
02:37:08,860 --> 02:37:18,860
He had no cans on it. All he had was a new fucking leather bound copy of Digital Fortress.

2613
02:37:18,860 --> 02:37:24,860
And we all read that. We all read that. And Dan went back to bed.

2614
02:37:24,860 --> 02:37:32,860
Fuck me man. Dan Brown wrote the broken sword. Did you know that? Kevin Bacon was in on the scene as well.

2615
02:37:32,860 --> 02:37:36,860
Kevin Bacon supplied the rashers for Dan Brown's Mind Snatch.

2616
02:37:36,860 --> 02:37:48,860
Also Dan Brown invented the feeding system. He's a nutrient master. He's a man of many nutrients.

2617
02:37:48,860 --> 02:37:54,860
Can't wait to get my hands on fucking Dan Brown's new slippers that he's releasing for the Christmas push next month.

2618
02:37:54,860 --> 02:38:06,860
Black Friday. Can anybody... is anyone fucking excited about Black Friday? I am. Can't wait for it man.

2619
02:38:06,860 --> 02:38:17,860
It's my favorite Friday of the year. Black Friday. Fuckin' love going down to all the shops on Black Friday.

2620
02:38:17,860 --> 02:38:20,860
And look- and just going into the shops and going...

2621
02:38:21,860 --> 02:38:30,860
Where are the deals? Huh? I was promised deals. Where are they?

2622
02:38:31,860 --> 02:38:36,860
And you know what? There's- where are the fucking deals? There are never any deals.

2623
02:38:36,860 --> 02:38:41,860
It's just another day in a shop with some fucking deals that were there the last day.

2624
02:38:41,860 --> 02:38:47,860
And probably there's gonna be better deals on- on Stephen's day anyway.

2625
02:38:50,860 --> 02:38:52,860
Fuckin' no deal.

2626
02:38:58,860 --> 02:39:02,860
Anyway that's- I just wanted to get that in there before everyone's going on about it.

2627
02:39:02,860 --> 02:39:04,860
Cause everyone will be going on about it.

2628
02:39:04,860 --> 02:39:07,860
It's the biggest market employee since Halloween.

2629
02:39:08,860 --> 02:39:11,860
Which was the- the next- no since Valentine's Day.

2630
02:39:11,860 --> 02:39:16,860
Which was the biggest- second biggest market employee after Valentine's Day was Halloween.

2631
02:39:17,860 --> 02:39:19,860
And then that came after Christmas.

2632
02:39:19,860 --> 02:39:21,860
And we all know about Christmas don't we?

2633
02:39:21,860 --> 02:39:23,860
I have a soft spot for Christmas okay?

2634
02:39:23,860 --> 02:39:25,860
I like Christmas.

2635
02:39:25,860 --> 02:39:28,860
Okay? I've been married to Christmas three times.

2636
02:39:28,860 --> 02:39:32,860
And the next Christmas I'm gonna have now is gonna last a lifetime.

2637
02:39:32,860 --> 02:39:34,860
But I gotta tell you something.

2638
02:39:34,860 --> 02:39:38,860
There- look at this guy. This is what happens if you- if you take too many Christmases.

2639
02:39:39,860 --> 02:39:41,860
Guy fuckin' stinks.

2640
02:39:41,860 --> 02:39:43,860
He shtank that lad.

2641
02:39:43,860 --> 02:39:52,860
I think that he was emitting some kind of sick powdery fuckin' air.

2642
02:39:52,860 --> 02:39:55,860
He was- it was ex- exhalin' sick powdery air.

2643
02:39:55,860 --> 02:39:59,540
and I was having to breathe that stuff.

2644
02:40:07,220 --> 02:40:11,740
Spy Wednesday is over commercialized nowadays.

2645
02:40:12,820 --> 02:40:14,500
Black Friday sucks.

2646
02:40:17,360 --> 02:40:19,080
Wicked Wednesday saw no deals.

2647
02:40:19,260 --> 02:40:21,180
Well, you're probably watching the stream, man.

2648
02:40:22,140 --> 02:40:23,220
No deals if you're in.

2649
02:40:23,560 --> 02:40:25,020
You've got to be in it to win it.

2650
02:40:25,780 --> 02:40:26,280
Look at that.

2651
02:40:26,320 --> 02:40:28,520
We've got another Kevin Bacon's Bandersnatch.

2652
02:40:29,420 --> 02:40:31,240
Fucking Glandersnatch here, man.

2653
02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:33,740
Take that lad's head off.

2654
02:40:34,020 --> 02:40:35,400
His head came off as well.

2655
02:40:35,980 --> 02:40:36,960
And we'll take the legs off.

2656
02:40:37,340 --> 02:40:38,820
He's about to burst.

2657
02:40:39,300 --> 02:40:40,560
He's about to Freddy Durst.

2658
02:40:42,380 --> 02:40:43,060
We did it.

2659
02:40:43,140 --> 02:40:43,900
We got away with it.

2660
02:40:44,360 --> 02:40:46,520
We got away with it without him bursting.

2661
02:40:47,520 --> 02:40:51,600
Because we would have been truly gaucho then if he'd have burst up.

2662
02:40:51,640 --> 02:40:53,180
And there's a lot of babies inside him.

2663
02:40:53,240 --> 02:40:55,440
They're just ready to claw my face off.

2664
02:41:02,160 --> 02:41:03,100
This is brilliant.

2665
02:41:03,460 --> 02:41:04,460
Kevin Bacon's.

2666
02:41:14,680 --> 02:41:16,240
It's like we're in fucking jungle.

2667
02:41:16,440 --> 02:41:19,220
We're in the Aztec zone now anyway in Crystal Maze.

2668
02:41:23,300 --> 02:41:25,940
Replacing nutrient fat.

2669
02:41:25,940 --> 02:41:39,120
Open it up.

2670
02:41:39,120 --> 02:41:39,140
Open it up.

2671
02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:49,820
What's going on in here now?

2672
02:41:49,860 --> 02:41:51,520
Why is there smoke and everything?

2673
02:41:58,200 --> 02:41:58,680
Good luck.

2674
02:41:59,160 --> 02:42:00,020
See you later, man.

2675
02:42:06,620 --> 02:42:14,220
cash of stamp like send their regards to your neck never kick a man when he's down

2676
02:42:17,260 --> 02:42:22,620
never stamp on a weird creature when it's fucked the old adage

2677
02:42:27,020 --> 02:42:32,380
take your things off back to hell with you go back to hell

2678
02:42:32,380 --> 02:42:44,620
back to hell go on see you later man no time for you no time for you and there's another

2679
02:42:44,620 --> 02:42:46,700
fucking doozy around the corner here

2680
02:42:53,820 --> 02:43:00,380
fucking quick man

2681
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:02,380
oh

2682
02:43:09,660 --> 02:43:16,460
it's great it's like having a dyson airblade or something or a dyson hoover but it shoots

2683
02:43:16,460 --> 02:43:17,980
blades instead of cleaning the carpet

2684
02:43:22,860 --> 02:43:29,500
do you know who invented the fucking dyson miles dyson from cyber dying industries

2685
02:43:30,220 --> 02:43:32,220
and now he's leaving england because of brexit

2686
02:43:33,340 --> 02:43:43,820
it's an absolute show of a shambles over there

2687
02:43:45,420 --> 02:43:57,420
now next level hd

2688
02:44:02,300 --> 02:44:03,260
miles hannon

2689
02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:14,380
isaac make us whole again isaac will you

2690
02:44:17,980 --> 02:44:31,980
fucking hell how many more of these poor bastards are there

2691
02:44:38,540 --> 02:44:39,820
a lot of cunts around tonight

2692
02:44:43,500 --> 02:44:45,100
i think i cut legs off fast

2693
02:44:55,100 --> 02:45:08,380
that's this is this brilliant stuff this is the new this is the best weapon now i believe the ripper

2694
02:45:08,380 --> 02:45:19,320
Out we go again, is it?

2695
02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:24,460
Oh, you have to kill those bucks, and then we have to move and kill more of those other lads.

2696
02:45:24,900 --> 02:45:31,300
They look like the hostages in Alien 3, is it?

2697
02:45:31,300 --> 02:45:38,000
Or Aliens on the Mega Drive, when you're going around as Sigourney Weaver, and you have to fucking free them.

2698
02:45:39,000 --> 02:45:41,480
And the hostages look fucked.

2699
02:45:42,760 --> 02:45:47,400
Like they've been subjected to dogs' abuse.

2700
02:45:49,660 --> 02:45:51,160
New save, yes.

2701
02:45:56,660 --> 02:45:59,060
Let me just try something here now.

2702
02:45:59,060 --> 02:46:02,440
Let me just try something here. Might not work. Might not work.

2703
02:46:03,420 --> 02:46:05,280
But it could work. But it might not.

2704
02:46:05,280 --> 02:46:15,060
Waiting to install.

2705
02:46:18,280 --> 02:46:19,460
Installing Adan.

2706
02:46:24,280 --> 02:46:29,060
Midnight. It's midnight. It's midnight. Okay, let's see if this works. Don't know if it will.

2707
02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:39,420
Might just have to bear with me for a moment or two there now, when I try and sort this out.

2708
02:46:39,420 --> 02:47:09,400
Thank you.

2709
02:47:09,400 --> 02:47:39,380
Thank you.

2710
02:47:39,380 --> 02:47:41,380
Thank you.

2711
02:47:41,380 --> 02:47:43,380
Thank you.

2712
02:47:43,380 --> 02:47:45,380
Thank you.

2713
02:47:45,380 --> 02:47:47,380
Thank you.

2714
02:47:47,380 --> 02:47:49,380
Thank you.

2715
02:47:49,380 --> 02:47:51,380
Thank you.

2716
02:47:51,380 --> 02:47:53,380
Thank you.

2717
02:47:53,380 --> 02:47:55,380
Thank you.

2718
02:47:55,380 --> 02:47:57,380
out there.

2719
02:47:57,380 --> 02:47:59,380
I'll put that in.

2720
02:48:03,380 --> 02:48:07,380
I'll put this.

2721
02:48:07,380 --> 02:48:09,380
This.

2722
02:48:09,380 --> 02:48:11,380
I'll put this.

2723
02:48:11,380 --> 02:48:41,360
I'll put this.

2724
02:48:41,360 --> 02:48:51,360
I'll put this.

2725
02:48:51,360 --> 02:48:56,360
I'll put this.

2726
02:48:56,360 --> 02:48:59,360
Yeah, it's saved.

2727
02:48:59,360 --> 02:49:01,360
Okay, give me a moment there.

2728
02:49:01,360 --> 02:49:07,360
Now, maybe if we get rid of El Gato.

2729
02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:29,360
I might have to stop the stream and then come back.

2730
02:49:29,360 --> 02:49:39,360
In which case, please bear with me.

2731
02:49:39,360 --> 02:49:49,360
Okay, I'll be back in a moment.

2732
02:49:49,360 --> 02:49:59,360
We'll play through the camera.

2733
02:49:59,360 --> 02:50:09,360
Okay.

2734
02:50:09,360 --> 02:50:09,360
Okay.

2735
02:50:09,360 --> 02:50:39,340
Thank you.

2736
02:50:39,340 --> 02:51:09,320
Thank you.

2737
02:51:09,320 --> 02:51:39,300
Thank you.

2738
02:51:39,300 --> 02:51:41,300
Thank you.

2739
02:51:41,300 --> 02:51:44,300
Oh, for fuck's sake. Are you serious? Again?

2740
02:51:44,300 --> 02:52:12,920
50,000 people did not used to live in Limerick Frank.

2741
02:52:12,920 --> 02:52:22,020
50,000 people did not used to live in Limerick. You're a liar.

2742
02:52:22,020 --> 02:52:34,500
player discretion is advised some scenes include graphic or intense content including violence

2743
02:52:34,500 --> 02:52:40,080
please consult the game's ratings i understand apparently this was banned in russia and they

2744
02:52:40,080 --> 02:52:45,600
made it they made it that decision today or something i i suspect there's some fucking

2745
02:52:45,600 --> 02:52:55,740
scenes in it that are like the the no russian thing in modern warfare 2 so we could be about to witness

2746
02:52:55,740 --> 02:53:06,000
some very debatable scenes here which will be in the daily mail probably tomorrow or something so let's

2747
02:53:06,000 --> 02:53:23,440
have a look regular hardened veteran i will fucking harden it up we'll harden it up

2748
02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:47,140
our war is not for our fate we fight to remove all foreign power from our soil we are al-qatala

2749
02:53:47,140 --> 02:54:02,320
we are the killers we fight without sorrow we are the honorable war without sympathy this is the only way

2750
02:54:02,320 --> 02:54:09,320
the truth and die a true soldier

2751
02:54:09,320 --> 02:54:23,000
terror boom boom boys boom boom boys

2752
02:54:23,000 --> 02:54:30,640
the fucking boom boom boys are out in verdansk man they're on the whatsapp group join the you need to

2753
02:54:30,640 --> 02:54:37,640
join the verdansk whatsapp group you're agreeing to go home too late lazwell we're live not until i say so are you the boss boss?

2754
02:54:37,640 --> 02:54:37,640
watch out 3-1 how copy

2755
02:54:37,640 --> 02:54:57,640
station chief lazwell send traffic general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2756
02:54:57,640 --> 02:55:04,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2757
02:55:04,640 --> 02:55:04,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2758
02:55:04,640 --> 02:55:06,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2759
02:55:06,640 --> 02:55:07,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2760
02:55:07,640 --> 02:55:08,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2761
02:55:08,640 --> 02:55:09,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2762
02:55:09,640 --> 02:55:10,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2763
02:55:10,640 --> 02:55:11,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2764
02:55:11,640 --> 02:55:12,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2765
02:55:12,640 --> 02:55:19,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2766
02:55:19,640 --> 02:55:19,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2767
02:55:19,640 --> 02:55:19,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2768
02:55:19,640 --> 02:55:21,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2769
02:55:21,640 --> 02:55:22,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2770
02:55:22,640 --> 02:55:23,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2771
02:55:23,640 --> 02:55:24,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2772
02:55:24,640 --> 02:55:25,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2773
02:55:25,640 --> 02:55:26,640
general barkov has sent a new shipment of chlorine gas to his depot

2774
02:55:26,640 --> 02:55:55,640
"Wow! So fast, so furious! It's amazing! This is a triple A title! Francis Higgins Major League Games! You came here for this! You know it's the fog of war! You watch the fog of war! The documentary by your man fucking Errol Flynn! Errol Morris! Sorry! Not Errol Flynn! He was a different fucking Flynn! You seen that! You thought it was alright! Yeah! It was good! It was okay! Now you're here to watch a man play a real title!

2775
02:55:55,640 --> 02:56:24,640
And I gotta tell you something else! There's gonna be no fucking fog in my war! It's gonna be pure crystal clear skies! Okay! Sony LCD CCD display! Color crystal display! Okay! Triple A title! 22 years rope division! Max Darwin! Sarah Snake! John Murphy! Red FM! Orange! Jimmy Jusis! Kiernan! Jake Mander! Lookit! This is why we're here!

2776
02:56:24,640 --> 02:56:53,640
Modern Warfare! This is why we're here! Modern Warfare! Is the title changed there in the in on the stream? Does it say does it say Modern Warfare on the on the stream now and not not dead space? Please let me know! Yes! Thank you very much! Okay! Here we go!

2777
02:56:53,640 --> 02:57:01,640
Get ready for some hardcore war! Fog of war! Get ready! Keep being ready for it!

2778
02:57:05,640 --> 02:57:29,640
prepared! Ready for peace! Ready for peace! Look! We mean peace! Look! We mean peace! From the outset! But don't! Don't forget that we're fucking ready for war man! It's peace with a knife on a knife edge! Look! I'm all for peace! But I have a knife in the back pocket!

2779
02:57:29,640 --> 02:57:39,980
This is it.

2780
02:57:43,220 --> 02:57:43,780
Nice.

2781
02:57:43,960 --> 02:57:47,300
Nice bit of fucking holographic red dotage on that man.

2782
02:57:48,300 --> 02:57:51,240
Fucking dotty.

2783
02:57:54,760 --> 02:57:55,600
Makarov, is this?

2784
02:57:57,480 --> 02:57:58,040
Barkov.

2785
02:57:58,040 --> 02:57:59,620
The General wouldn't be caught dead out here.

2786
02:57:59,620 --> 02:58:01,620
Barkov.

2787
02:58:01,620 --> 02:58:31,600
Thank you.

2788
02:58:31,600 --> 02:58:33,600
Thank you.

2789
02:58:33,600 --> 02:58:35,600
Thank you.

2790
02:58:35,600 --> 02:58:39,800
We're running through the fields with our guns.

2791
02:58:43,800 --> 02:58:44,980
Down. We're clear.

2792
02:58:45,140 --> 02:58:47,940
Stick that up your... That's the first bullet fired.

2793
02:58:49,720 --> 02:58:51,060
First bullet fired.

2794
02:58:57,760 --> 02:59:02,260
Echo 3-1 to Blue Viking 5. Call for fire. Stand by for target confirmation.

2795
02:59:03,000 --> 02:59:05,000
Copy 3-1. Viking standing by.

2796
02:59:05,000 --> 02:59:07,460
Let's use our spotter scope. We've got a spotter look.

2797
02:59:08,040 --> 02:59:09,200
Look at that, man.

2798
02:59:10,160 --> 02:59:11,300
Look at the graphics.

2799
02:59:12,900 --> 02:59:15,280
Let's get that scope out again. We're not finished with it.

2800
02:59:16,420 --> 02:59:17,380
Look at this.

2801
02:59:17,640 --> 02:59:20,560
Look around 3-1. Confirm there's no uniformed army down there.

2802
02:59:20,640 --> 02:59:21,480
Movement in the rail yard.

2803
02:59:21,480 --> 02:59:22,560
We've got something up there.

2804
02:59:22,720 --> 02:59:25,660
We've got a bogey in the wire. He's in a watchtower.

2805
02:59:25,760 --> 02:59:26,760
Side high, not army.

2806
02:59:28,200 --> 02:59:29,480
Bogey in the wire down there.

2807
02:59:29,560 --> 02:59:30,760
We've another couple of fucking...

2808
02:59:31,480 --> 02:59:34,740
Cheeky... Cheeky choo-chos down here, I'd say.

2809
02:59:35,640 --> 02:59:36,640
There's one in the van.

2810
02:59:36,780 --> 02:59:39,060
Transport truck. Transport for the gas.

2811
02:59:39,800 --> 02:59:42,060
Another couple of fuckers down there as well.

2812
02:59:44,500 --> 02:59:45,540
We've another one.

2813
02:59:46,560 --> 02:59:47,140
They're everywhere.

2814
02:59:47,580 --> 02:59:48,660
The place is crawling with them.

2815
02:59:49,860 --> 02:59:51,300
The place is crawling, lads.

2816
02:59:52,260 --> 02:59:53,340
Will we make a move for it now?

2817
02:59:57,820 --> 02:59:58,180
Height.

2818
02:59:59,080 --> 02:59:59,740
Yeah, height.

2819
03:00:01,820 --> 03:00:02,960
Are you listening to me, height?

2820
03:00:05,060 --> 03:00:05,700
Airstrike, is it?

2821
03:00:06,700 --> 03:00:08,580
Blue Viking 5, this is Echo 3-1.

2822
03:00:08,860 --> 03:00:10,180
Troops in the open south gate.

2823
03:00:10,280 --> 03:00:11,100
You are cleared hot.

2824
03:00:12,100 --> 03:00:12,780
Roger 3-1.

2825
03:00:12,860 --> 03:00:14,760
Get ready for a bit of fucking bombardment.

2826
03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:15,660
Here we go.

2827
03:00:15,740 --> 03:00:16,040
Five seconds.

2828
03:00:18,720 --> 03:00:19,400
Panfire night.

2829
03:00:20,300 --> 03:00:21,220
The fireworks are out.

2830
03:00:21,860 --> 03:00:23,020
Fifth of November, guys.

2831
03:00:23,340 --> 03:00:23,840
This is it.

2832
03:00:24,300 --> 03:00:24,940
Good luck.

2833
03:00:27,580 --> 03:00:28,940
Fucking Guy Forks, man.

2834
03:00:32,440 --> 03:00:33,400
Guy Forks.

2835
03:00:33,400 --> 03:00:46,720
New fork in the road.

2836
03:00:49,400 --> 03:00:50,680
Look at this pump.

2837
03:00:56,680 --> 03:01:01,140
Multiple guns on sight.

2838
03:01:01,220 --> 03:01:02,280
Press zero to crouch.

2839
03:01:02,500 --> 03:01:03,040
We're doing it.

2840
03:01:06,300 --> 03:01:07,840
I'd like to take him out there.

2841
03:01:11,660 --> 03:01:12,580
So we did that.

2842
03:01:18,420 --> 03:01:20,780
Are we the Americans?

2843
03:01:21,260 --> 03:01:22,780
Are we Navy Seals or what?

2844
03:01:22,780 --> 03:01:24,080
Night Hawk in this chemical shit.

2845
03:01:46,560 --> 03:01:48,160
Maybe use the spotter scope again.

2846
03:01:48,160 --> 03:02:00,000
Not much doing there with the spotter scope.

2847
03:02:00,500 --> 03:02:01,460
Got a light or something.

2848
03:02:01,800 --> 03:02:03,480
I think I've got a light on my helmet.

2849
03:02:04,620 --> 03:02:05,760
I threw something there.

2850
03:02:06,240 --> 03:02:06,620
Fuck.

2851
03:02:13,460 --> 03:02:16,400
I'm changing from single fire to burst.

2852
03:02:16,400 --> 03:02:19,480
Damn it.

2853
03:02:19,480 --> 03:02:19,480
Damn it.

2854
03:02:30,820 --> 03:02:35,040
We're running through the fields with your mom.

2855
03:02:41,580 --> 03:02:42,160
Poor guy.

2856
03:02:42,240 --> 03:02:43,220
He got fucking toasted.

2857
03:02:43,980 --> 03:02:44,900
Put him out of their misery.

2858
03:02:44,900 --> 03:02:47,600
I got toasted out of them, man.

2859
03:02:48,460 --> 03:02:49,040
Hard style.

2860
03:02:49,800 --> 03:02:50,220
Misery.

2861
03:02:50,600 --> 03:02:51,820
Put you out of your misery now.

2862
03:02:53,000 --> 03:02:54,100
Death becomes you.

2863
03:02:57,680 --> 03:02:59,060
Look at the flame graphics.

2864
03:02:59,260 --> 03:03:00,280
Look at the flame graphics.

2865
03:03:01,980 --> 03:03:02,860
Don't make fun.

2866
03:03:02,980 --> 03:03:04,240
Look at the fucking grass.

2867
03:03:11,980 --> 03:03:17,520
flamers element of surprise is not on our side boys stay frosty stay frosty

2868
03:03:17,520 --> 03:03:24,760
everyone Francis is coming in look at the flame graphics it's like back draft

2869
03:03:24,760 --> 03:03:30,100
3d on blu-ray fuck I got flamed

2870
03:03:30,100 --> 03:03:53,920
what the fuck press R3 to mount your weapon what does mount a weapon mean like on the ground is it? on the door frame? oh yeah I see so you can do the corner jacks

2871
03:03:53,920 --> 03:04:22,240
take him out force out we need to secure the gas before they move it where is he tell me where they are I'll kill them I'll take them out I'm going in I'm going in fucking dead man I went in got killed

2872
03:04:22,240 --> 03:04:25,920
how glorious fall the valiant

2873
03:04:25,920 --> 03:04:44,240
few coochie coos out in the fucking distance man can't see where they're coming from though we're gonna have to mount the barricade and get into the train

2874
03:04:51,360 --> 03:04:53,360
it's always best to see out of people's divorces

2875
03:04:55,360 --> 03:04:57,360
hey your man speaks the truth

2876
03:04:59,360 --> 03:05:01,360
we're gonna fucking grenade these cunts inside the box

2877
03:05:02,400 --> 03:05:04,400
it's it's high time we did that

2878
03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:14,080
kev johnson's in the gulag

2879
03:05:19,520 --> 03:05:22,960
permanent gulag imminent kev next next time permanent man

2880
03:05:25,120 --> 03:05:25,520
i'm not messing

2881
03:05:27,200 --> 03:05:28,160
you've had enough time

2882
03:05:29,680 --> 03:05:31,120
it's gone beyond the joke kev

2883
03:05:32,640 --> 03:05:34,560
how do you can you mount your gun on this fucking gun?

2884
03:05:38,960 --> 03:05:39,840
mason mount

2885
03:05:47,040 --> 03:05:49,040
Where the fuck are they coming from? Eh?

2886
03:06:04,320 --> 03:06:06,800
Lotta scum. Lotta scum Pat.

2887
03:06:06,800 --> 03:06:22,800
Lotta scum Pat.

2888
03:06:22,800 --> 03:06:35,800
Mark. Mark one. Thank you very much Mark one for your glorious tip. That's amazing. I want to say a big thank you very much and also we're gonna locate Barkov's gas for you now.

2889
03:06:35,800 --> 03:06:37,800
Thank you very much.

2890
03:06:37,800 --> 03:06:47,800
Off to bed. Says Dave goodnight and god bless. Lovely smoke. Lovely flames.

2891
03:06:53,800 --> 03:07:01,800
Who's that? Geez he came out of nowhere. That fucker. He had his wits about him anyways.

2892
03:07:04,800 --> 03:07:06,800
Sorry I just gotta turn this off so I can't hear it.

2893
03:07:12,800 --> 03:07:14,800
Who the fuck's that left?

2894
03:07:32,800 --> 03:07:37,800
Frags for the memories guys. Frags very much.

2895
03:07:54,800 --> 03:07:57,800
Where am I going? It's our ladder.

2896
03:07:57,800 --> 03:08:06,800
Watch this gun light! Move when he's offline!

2897
03:08:23,800 --> 03:08:32,800
Where are they telling me to go? Where are my boys? Where are my boys at?

2898
03:08:32,800 --> 03:08:35,800
Some fucker up there. He wants to get killed.

2899
03:08:35,800 --> 03:08:44,800
He's got a mountain light! Watch his aim, boy!

2900
03:08:44,800 --> 03:08:46,800
Oh, gruesome. Gruesome twosome.

2901
03:08:46,800 --> 03:08:48,800
Nice and done, CIA!

2902
03:08:48,800 --> 03:08:50,800
What have you done, CIA?

2903
03:08:50,800 --> 03:08:52,800
The gruesome twosome.

2904
03:08:57,800 --> 03:09:01,800
Grogoski, thank you very much. These flames are brought to you by fire.

2905
03:09:01,800 --> 03:09:07,800
Are they my boys? Are they my boys? Are they my boys?

2906
03:09:07,800 --> 03:09:09,800
I don't know if they're my boys.

2907
03:09:09,800 --> 03:09:11,800
Yeah, I see them!

2908
03:09:12,800 --> 03:09:15,800
Fucking fog of war, man. This is what happens and you don't know who's your boys.

2909
03:09:19,800 --> 03:09:28,800
Fucking... Spetsnaz, guerrilla warfare, it's CIA, FBI, there's fucking Manchester United in there.

2910
03:09:28,800 --> 03:09:33,800
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has taken over the CIA in an interim gig.

2911
03:09:33,800 --> 03:09:37,800
They sacked the last guy because he was shit.

2912
03:09:37,800 --> 03:09:39,800
And now Ole's at the wheel.

2913
03:09:40,800 --> 03:09:44,800
And they've hired me for 85 million.

2914
03:09:45,800 --> 03:09:48,800
And now I'm gonna do a bit of fucking donkey work.

2915
03:09:49,800 --> 03:09:50,800
Let's do this.

2916
03:09:50,800 --> 03:09:51,800
Gas mask on, boys.

2917
03:09:52,800 --> 03:09:53,800
Goodnight God bless.

2918
03:09:53,800 --> 03:09:54,800
You ain't seen nothing yet.

2919
03:09:56,800 --> 03:09:57,800
B-b-b-b-baby!

2920
03:09:57,800 --> 03:09:59,800
Toggle the flashlight on the helmet.

2921
03:10:00,800 --> 03:10:01,800
Graphics, guys.

2922
03:10:01,800 --> 03:10:02,800
Graphics.

2923
03:10:03,800 --> 03:10:04,800
It's fucking pure pitch black, man.

2924
03:10:04,800 --> 03:10:06,800
You want to get a light on in here fairly fast.

2925
03:10:06,800 --> 03:10:08,800
Any oil burners or anything? No.

2926
03:10:09,800 --> 03:10:11,800
Fuck, this is someone. There's a coochie-coo in here, man.

2927
03:10:12,800 --> 03:10:13,800
I seen him, he's a rat!

2928
03:10:13,800 --> 03:10:14,800
He's a rat!

2929
03:10:14,800 --> 03:10:15,800
He's dead, man.

2930
03:10:15,800 --> 03:10:16,800
We killed the rat.

2931
03:10:17,800 --> 03:10:18,800
Come on, lads.

2932
03:10:18,800 --> 03:10:20,800
There's a fucking dead rat in here, man.

2933
03:10:20,800 --> 03:10:21,800
He stinks.

2934
03:10:21,800 --> 03:10:25,800
He's gonna have maggots in him soon if we don't throw him in the trash bag.

2935
03:10:27,800 --> 03:10:28,800
Stupid rat, man.

2936
03:10:28,800 --> 03:10:29,800
He got fucking ratted.

2937
03:10:29,800 --> 03:10:30,800
There's another one.

2938
03:10:30,800 --> 03:10:31,800
There's another rat around the corner, lads.

2939
03:10:31,800 --> 03:10:32,800
Get him.

2940
03:10:33,800 --> 03:10:34,800
Get him.

2941
03:10:35,800 --> 03:10:36,800
Get him.

2942
03:10:38,800 --> 03:10:39,800
Fucking scum.

2943
03:10:41,800 --> 03:10:42,800
Are you listening to me?

2944
03:10:42,800 --> 03:10:43,800
Are you serious?

2945
03:10:43,800 --> 03:10:44,800
I'm throwing a grenade, lads.

2946
03:10:44,800 --> 03:10:45,800
Throwing a grenade in.

2947
03:10:45,800 --> 03:10:46,800
Fucking cooked it too long, lads.

2948
03:10:46,800 --> 03:10:47,800
It was in the hand too long.

2949
03:10:47,800 --> 03:10:48,800
Nearly lost the arm, lads.

2950
03:10:48,800 --> 03:10:49,800
Can you see where he is, lads?

2951
03:10:49,800 --> 03:10:50,800
I don't know where he is.

2952
03:10:50,800 --> 03:10:51,800
Fucking great graphics, though, isn't it?

2953
03:10:51,800 --> 03:10:53,000
Throwing a grenade in.

2954
03:10:54,740 --> 03:10:56,260
Fucking cooked it too long, lads.

2955
03:10:56,280 --> 03:10:57,280
It was in the hand too long.

2956
03:10:57,460 --> 03:10:59,720
Nearly lost the arm, lads.

2957
03:11:00,560 --> 03:11:02,080
Can you see where he is, lads?

2958
03:11:02,080 --> 03:11:03,560
I don't know where he is.

2959
03:11:07,420 --> 03:11:09,040
Fucking great graphics, though, isn't it?

2960
03:11:10,240 --> 03:11:12,020
I bet you there's someone down here now.

2961
03:11:15,480 --> 03:11:17,260
Shed some light on the problem, anyways.

2962
03:11:19,420 --> 03:11:21,260
You'd want to shed a bit of light on here.

2963
03:11:21,260 --> 03:11:22,940
Locate the gas and let's hit the road.

2964
03:11:23,980 --> 03:11:25,320
Objective, turn on the power.

2965
03:11:25,620 --> 03:11:26,220
Let's do this.

2966
03:11:27,400 --> 03:11:28,680
We have the power on, boys.

2967
03:11:30,660 --> 03:11:31,600
The power's on.

2968
03:11:31,660 --> 03:11:32,340
She's staying on.

2969
03:11:32,780 --> 03:11:34,840
She'll be staying on for a few weeks, I'd say.

2970
03:11:39,420 --> 03:11:40,120
Oh, fuck.

2971
03:11:40,480 --> 03:11:41,020
You serious?

2972
03:11:45,940 --> 03:11:46,380
Spetsnaz.

2973
03:11:46,920 --> 03:11:47,360
Spetsnaz.

2974
03:11:47,440 --> 03:11:48,220
Watch the hell out.

2975
03:11:48,320 --> 03:11:49,080
Spetsnaz are epic.

2976
03:11:49,080 --> 03:11:52,000
I'm sorry.

2977
03:11:53,440 --> 03:11:54,380
Got excited.

2978
03:11:54,580 --> 03:11:55,440
Fucking let out a burp.

2979
03:11:55,520 --> 03:11:55,820
Sorry.

2980
03:11:57,000 --> 03:11:59,860
Let's swap these containers down for some liquids.

2981
03:12:01,300 --> 03:12:01,820
Forensics.

2982
03:12:01,960 --> 03:12:03,100
Great forensics graphics.

2983
03:12:04,520 --> 03:12:05,320
Oh, press it.

2984
03:12:05,800 --> 03:12:06,660
The idea in the gas.

2985
03:12:06,700 --> 03:12:07,140
Went green.

2986
03:12:07,220 --> 03:12:08,200
He pressed the fucking thing.

2987
03:12:08,260 --> 03:12:08,680
It went green.

2988
03:12:09,280 --> 03:12:10,560
Load up and get back to base.

2989
03:12:11,480 --> 03:12:12,620
Graphics are so good.

2990
03:12:13,740 --> 03:12:14,560
Says Jimmy Jules.

2991
03:12:15,280 --> 03:12:18,840
It's, it's, it's to the point where nothing stands out.

2992
03:12:18,920 --> 03:12:19,880
I feel I can't see anything.

2993
03:12:20,360 --> 03:12:21,020
You're right, man.

2994
03:12:21,360 --> 03:12:24,180
I like the old fucking games when a target was a target.

2995
03:12:24,360 --> 03:12:25,720
Like, you know, you knew what you were shooting.

2996
03:12:25,980 --> 03:12:26,660
I'm not on this.

2997
03:12:27,080 --> 03:12:28,880
I'm shooting my own men in the head.

2998
03:12:29,260 --> 03:12:30,340
Friendly fire enabled.

2999
03:12:31,460 --> 03:12:33,320
All stations, we are Oscar Mike to the RV.

3000
03:12:33,640 --> 03:12:34,360
Oscar Mike.

3001
03:12:34,580 --> 03:12:34,840
OM.

3002
03:12:35,120 --> 03:12:37,320
That's military talk for on the move to you and me.

3003
03:12:37,400 --> 03:12:39,900
You won't know anything about that, anyone who's watching this game.

3004
03:12:39,960 --> 03:12:41,380
You won't know what I'm on about.

3005
03:12:42,900 --> 03:12:43,400
Fuck.

3006
03:12:49,220 --> 03:12:49,760
Fuck.

3007
03:12:50,360 --> 03:12:51,080
David Schwimmer.

3008
03:12:51,860 --> 03:12:52,380
Oh, no.

3009
03:12:52,460 --> 03:12:53,100
David Schwimmer.

3010
03:12:54,240 --> 03:12:55,360
Jennifer Aniston, too.

3011
03:12:58,860 --> 03:13:02,180
This is like the second battle of Fallujah all over again.

3012
03:13:05,660 --> 03:13:06,920
Fallujah O'Toole.

3013
03:13:07,480 --> 03:13:08,720
Fallujah O'Toole.

3014
03:13:08,720 --> 03:13:18,460
Who's this guy now?

3015
03:13:18,640 --> 03:13:19,460
Fucking Russian, is it?

3016
03:13:28,280 --> 03:13:28,760
How are you?

3017
03:13:32,980 --> 03:13:33,620
Farah.

3018
03:13:34,760 --> 03:13:35,600
Farah, he said.

3019
03:13:35,600 --> 03:13:37,600
*Morning*

3020
03:13:37,600 --> 03:13:38,600
*Morning*

3021
03:13:38,600 --> 03:13:39,600
Gala Gala!

3022
03:13:39,600 --> 03:13:40,600
Gala!

3023
03:13:40,600 --> 03:13:41,600
Gala!

3024
03:13:41,600 --> 03:13:42,600
Gala!

3025
03:13:42,600 --> 03:13:43,600
Gala!

3026
03:13:43,600 --> 03:13:44,600
Gala!

3027
03:13:44,600 --> 03:13:45,600
Gala!

3028
03:13:45,600 --> 03:13:47,600
Shoot the canisters, man!

3029
03:13:47,600 --> 03:13:48,600
Echo 3-1 to watch her.

3030
03:13:48,600 --> 03:13:50,600
Alex, what happened?

3031
03:13:50,600 --> 03:13:52,600
Terrorist attack.

3032
03:13:52,600 --> 03:13:54,600
Multiple Marines KIA.

3033
03:13:54,600 --> 03:13:55,600
Fuck!

3034
03:13:55,600 --> 03:13:57,600
Gas stolen. We need evac now.

3035
03:13:57,600 --> 03:13:58,600
Roger.

3036
03:13:58,600 --> 03:14:00,600
Tracking multiple Russian forces headed your way.

3037
03:14:00,600 --> 03:14:01,600
Sit tight.

3038
03:14:01,600 --> 03:14:03,600
We're pushing to you for fast EXO.

3039
03:14:03,600 --> 03:14:04,600
Watch her out.

3040
03:14:04,600 --> 03:14:06,600
*Morning*

3041
03:14:06,600 --> 03:14:08,600
This operation is now compartmentalized.

3042
03:14:08,600 --> 03:14:09,600
Strong, independent woman.

3043
03:14:09,600 --> 03:14:10,600
What the hell is that?

3044
03:14:10,600 --> 03:14:11,600
Means you no longer have clearance, Colonel.

3045
03:14:11,600 --> 03:14:13,600
You can't handle the truth!

3046
03:14:13,600 --> 03:14:14,600
We need a QRF in there right now.

3047
03:14:14,600 --> 03:14:15,600
That's not advisable.

3048
03:14:15,600 --> 03:14:17,600
And that is not your call.

3049
03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:18,600
Colonel, that's right.

3050
03:14:18,600 --> 03:14:19,600
Shut your mouth.

3051
03:14:19,600 --> 03:14:20,600
General, my men-

3052
03:14:20,600 --> 03:14:22,600
Norris, give us a minute.

3053
03:14:22,600 --> 03:14:24,600
Yes, ma'am.

3054
03:14:26,600 --> 03:14:27,600
We've got a situation.

3055
03:14:27,600 --> 03:14:29,600
Shut your trap!

3056
03:14:29,600 --> 03:14:30,600
Colonel has suspended all deconfliction channels.

3057
03:14:30,600 --> 03:14:32,600
The Sixth Fleet is pushing into the Black Sea,

3058
03:14:32,600 --> 03:14:35,600
And chemical weapons are now in the wild.

3059
03:14:35,600 --> 03:14:36,600
Yeah.

3060
03:14:36,600 --> 03:14:38,600
Your fingerprints are all over this, Laswell.

3061
03:14:38,600 --> 03:14:39,600
No way.

3062
03:14:39,600 --> 03:14:40,600
Fix it.

3063
03:14:40,600 --> 03:14:43,600
General, right now intelligence is our best weapon.

3064
03:14:43,600 --> 03:14:45,600
We've tried intelligence.

3065
03:14:45,600 --> 03:14:47,600
Get me a better weapon.

3066
03:14:47,600 --> 03:14:50,600
Answer the phone.

3067
03:14:50,600 --> 03:14:51,600
Glad.

3068
03:14:51,600 --> 03:14:52,600
I'm glad.

3069
03:14:52,600 --> 03:14:53,600
John.

3070
03:14:53,600 --> 03:14:54,600
Aswell.

3071
03:14:54,600 --> 03:14:55,600
Where are you?

3072
03:14:55,600 --> 03:14:56,600
Occupied.

3073
03:14:56,600 --> 03:14:57,600
Gaz.

3074
03:14:57,600 --> 03:15:02,600
It's fucking Sergeant Gaz and fucking Davey Price.

3075
03:15:02,600 --> 03:15:04,600
Chemical weapons have fallen into terrorist hands.

3076
03:15:04,600 --> 03:15:05,600
They could be anywhere.

3077
03:15:05,600 --> 03:15:06,600
Paris, New York.

3078
03:15:06,600 --> 03:15:07,600
London.

3079
03:15:07,600 --> 03:15:10,600
Back to the back of the head.

3080
03:15:10,600 --> 03:15:12,600
What can you breathe?

3081
03:15:12,600 --> 03:15:13,600
Can you breathe?

3082
03:15:13,600 --> 03:15:14,600
Can you breathe?

3083
03:15:14,600 --> 03:15:15,600
We just did.

3084
03:15:21,600 --> 03:15:22,600
Get you!

3085
03:15:22,600 --> 03:15:23,600
Roger up.

3086
03:15:23,600 --> 03:15:24,600
Go for Garrick.

3087
03:15:24,600 --> 03:15:25,600
Get you!

3088
03:15:25,600 --> 03:15:26,600
Get you!

3089
03:15:26,600 --> 03:15:27,600
Get you!

3090
03:15:27,600 --> 03:15:28,600
Get you!

3091
03:15:28,600 --> 03:15:29,600
Get you!

3092
03:15:29,600 --> 03:15:31,600
Do we have snipers in position?

3093
03:15:31,600 --> 03:15:32,600
Negative Sergeant.

3094
03:15:32,600 --> 03:15:34,600
Can't unduelly alarm the public.

3095
03:15:34,600 --> 03:15:36,600
Terrorists know that too, sir.

3096
03:15:36,600 --> 03:15:38,600
Garrick, don't turn London into a war zone.

3097
03:15:38,600 --> 03:15:39,600
Clear?

3098
03:15:39,600 --> 03:15:41,600
Yeah, crystal.

3099
03:15:41,600 --> 03:15:43,600
Oy oy oy!

3100
03:15:43,600 --> 03:15:45,600
Looks like we're on our own lads.

3101
03:15:45,600 --> 03:15:46,600
We land of it.

3102
03:15:46,600 --> 03:15:47,600
We land of it.

3103
03:15:47,600 --> 03:15:48,600
We land of it.

3104
03:15:48,600 --> 03:15:49,600
Let's get it done.

3105
03:15:49,600 --> 03:15:50,600
A-foam.

3106
03:15:50,600 --> 03:15:51,600
Sergeant.

3107
03:15:51,600 --> 03:15:52,600
Head's up.

3108
03:15:52,600 --> 03:15:54,600
White van.

3109
03:15:57,600 --> 03:15:58,600
Weapons in view.

3110
03:15:58,600 --> 03:15:59,600
That's them.

3111
03:15:59,600 --> 03:16:00,600
Saber to Raven.

3112
03:16:00,600 --> 03:16:01,600
White van.

3113
03:16:01,600 --> 03:16:02,600
Multiple military age males.

3114
03:16:02,600 --> 03:16:03,600
Weapons visible.

3115
03:16:03,600 --> 03:16:04,600
Moving to intercept.

3116
03:16:04,600 --> 03:16:06,600
Roger.

3117
03:16:06,600 --> 03:16:07,600
Let's attack it.

3118
03:16:07,600 --> 03:16:08,600
Fucking hell man.

3119
03:16:08,600 --> 03:16:09,600
This is London.

3120
03:16:09,600 --> 03:16:10,600
White van.

3121
03:16:10,600 --> 03:16:11,600
We're in Soho.

3122
03:16:11,600 --> 03:16:12,600
We're in a fucking dangerous place, man.

3123
03:16:12,600 --> 03:16:13,600
Go!

3124
03:16:13,600 --> 03:16:14,600
Piccadilly Circus.

3125
03:16:14,600 --> 03:16:16,600
Get out of the way, man.

3126
03:16:16,600 --> 03:16:17,600
London's gone to fuck!

3127
03:16:17,600 --> 03:16:18,600
London.

3128
03:16:18,600 --> 03:16:19,600
Police!

3129
03:16:19,600 --> 03:16:20,600
London's gone to fuck!

3130
03:16:20,600 --> 03:16:22,600
Get down on the ground!

3131
03:16:22,600 --> 03:16:23,600
Fuck, man.

3132
03:16:23,600 --> 03:16:24,600
Sorry.

3133
03:16:24,600 --> 03:16:25,600
Fuck.

3134
03:16:25,600 --> 03:16:27,600
London has gone to fuck.

3135
03:16:27,600 --> 03:16:28,600
I was-

3136
03:16:28,600 --> 03:16:29,600
I got caught up there.

3137
03:16:29,600 --> 03:16:30,600
I thought-

3138
03:16:30,600 --> 03:16:32,600
Look, I thought that guy was fucking dodgy.

3139
03:16:32,600 --> 03:16:34,600
I thought there was gonna be an acid attack.

3140
03:16:34,600 --> 03:16:37,600
I could see there was a lad in the car there in the Vox Hall.

3141
03:16:37,600 --> 03:16:42,600
And they were about to launch another, yet another sick acid attack on people.

3142
03:16:42,600 --> 03:16:43,600
So I-

3143
03:16:43,600 --> 03:16:44,600
I shot first.

3144
03:16:44,600 --> 03:16:46,600
I asked questions later.

3145
03:16:46,600 --> 03:16:48,600
And now I'm in prison.

3146
03:16:48,600 --> 03:16:49,600
He's there-

3147
03:16:49,600 --> 03:16:50,600
He's there-

3148
03:16:50,600 --> 03:16:51,600
Acid attack again!

3149
03:16:51,600 --> 03:16:52,600
You fucking dick, man.

3150
03:16:52,600 --> 03:16:53,600
Right.

3151
03:16:53,600 --> 03:16:54,600
Not engage.

3152
03:16:54,600 --> 03:16:55,600
What's that?

3153
03:16:55,600 --> 03:16:56,600
Left side.

3154
03:16:56,600 --> 03:16:57,600
Left side.

3155
03:16:57,600 --> 03:16:58,600
Go!

3156
03:16:58,600 --> 03:16:59,600
Go!

3157
03:16:59,600 --> 03:17:00,600
Acid attack!

3158
03:17:00,600 --> 03:17:01,600
Fucking scum, man.

3159
03:17:01,600 --> 03:17:02,600
They're very quick-

3160
03:17:02,600 --> 03:17:03,600
Very quick with the acid, aren't they?

3161
03:17:03,600 --> 03:17:04,600
Supposed they have a lot of practice.

3162
03:17:04,600 --> 03:17:05,100
Go, go.

3163
03:17:06,780 --> 03:17:07,400
Acid attack.

3164
03:17:09,900 --> 03:17:10,900
Fucking scum, man.

3165
03:17:11,460 --> 03:17:12,080
They're very quick.

3166
03:17:12,260 --> 03:17:13,680
Very quick with the acid, aren't they?

3167
03:17:14,320 --> 03:17:15,560
Suppose they have a lot of practice.

3168
03:17:15,720 --> 03:17:16,020
It's London.

3169
03:17:16,020 --> 03:17:16,520
Go, go.

3170
03:17:17,540 --> 03:17:18,320
You're here, Adam.

3171
03:17:18,740 --> 03:17:19,140
You're here.

3172
03:17:19,280 --> 03:17:19,780
Go.

3173
03:17:20,140 --> 03:17:21,100
Don't fucking move.

3174
03:17:21,260 --> 03:17:21,500
All right.

3175
03:17:21,760 --> 03:17:22,900
You're not meant to kill him.

3176
03:17:23,100 --> 03:17:23,740
Lost engage.

3177
03:17:24,100 --> 03:17:24,520
White fan.

3178
03:17:24,760 --> 03:17:25,180
Left side.

3179
03:17:26,940 --> 03:17:27,740
Go, go.

3180
03:17:28,740 --> 03:17:29,540
You're here, Adam.

3181
03:17:29,980 --> 03:17:30,380
You're here.

3182
03:17:30,480 --> 03:17:30,820
Come here.

3183
03:17:30,820 --> 03:17:31,040
Go.

3184
03:17:31,300 --> 03:17:32,220
Don't fucking move.

3185
03:17:33,060 --> 03:17:33,540
Police.

3186
03:17:33,680 --> 03:17:34,020
Freeze.

3187
03:17:34,020 --> 03:17:35,620
Fucking cunt, man.

3188
03:17:36,260 --> 03:17:38,680
They're playing softly, softly.

3189
03:17:38,840 --> 03:17:39,740
I'm fucking hardcore.

3190
03:17:40,500 --> 03:17:41,240
I'm hardcore.

3191
03:17:41,840 --> 03:17:42,780
And this is not good.

3192
03:17:44,100 --> 03:17:45,860
Before he even gets out the bar, the cunt.

3193
03:17:47,460 --> 03:17:47,800
Sorry.

3194
03:17:51,080 --> 03:17:51,620
He's there.

3195
03:17:51,700 --> 03:17:51,920
He's there.

3196
03:17:51,960 --> 03:17:52,200
He's there.

3197
03:17:52,260 --> 03:17:52,680
I can see him.

3198
03:17:55,860 --> 03:17:57,660
They're not letting me fucking do this, man.

3199
03:18:03,100 --> 03:18:03,500
Left side.

3200
03:18:03,500 --> 03:18:03,500
Left side.

3201
03:18:03,500 --> 03:18:03,500
Left side.

3202
03:18:05,500 --> 03:18:06,040
Go, go.

3203
03:18:07,180 --> 03:18:07,860
They're here, Adam.

3204
03:18:07,860 --> 03:18:08,700
They're here.

3205
03:18:08,820 --> 03:18:09,120
Come here.

3206
03:18:09,120 --> 03:18:09,320
Go.

3207
03:18:09,580 --> 03:18:10,620
Don't fucking move.

3208
03:18:11,320 --> 03:18:11,680
Police.

3209
03:18:11,840 --> 03:18:12,080
Freeze.

3210
03:18:12,460 --> 03:18:13,600
Are you serious?

3211
03:18:15,980 --> 03:18:16,700
Not engaged.

3212
03:18:17,120 --> 03:18:17,560
White fan.

3213
03:18:17,760 --> 03:18:18,220
Left side.

3214
03:18:20,220 --> 03:18:20,820
Go, go.

3215
03:18:21,820 --> 03:18:22,580
They're here, Adam.

3216
03:18:22,580 --> 03:18:23,460
They're here.

3217
03:18:23,460 --> 03:18:24,480
They're here, Adam.

3218
03:18:24,480 --> 03:18:24,660
They're here.

3219
03:18:24,660 --> 03:18:25,840
I hear him saying, Adolf.

3220
03:18:26,080 --> 03:18:26,440
Police.

3221
03:18:26,560 --> 03:18:26,840
Freeze.

3222
03:18:27,080 --> 03:18:27,640
Freeze.

3223
03:18:27,640 --> 03:18:28,700
Get your hands up now.

3224
03:18:29,020 --> 03:18:29,500
Get down.

3225
03:18:29,500 --> 03:18:30,020
The build.

3226
03:18:30,820 --> 03:18:31,380
Get down.

3227
03:18:32,180 --> 03:18:32,980
Get down now.

3228
03:18:34,020 --> 03:18:34,460
Fuck.

3229
03:18:35,020 --> 03:18:35,740
Fuck off.

3230
03:18:36,460 --> 03:18:37,160
Fuck off.

3231
03:18:40,760 --> 03:18:42,780
I fucking knew we had to kill him.

3232
03:18:47,580 --> 03:18:50,380
I'm on fire.

3233
03:18:50,480 --> 03:18:51,000
I'm on fire.

3234
03:18:51,000 --> 03:18:51,700
Call the police.

3235
03:18:51,700 --> 03:18:52,560
Call the...

3236
03:18:52,560 --> 03:18:54,060
Shots flying. Officers down.

3237
03:18:54,300 --> 03:18:55,520
We need medical down there now.

3238
03:18:57,420 --> 03:18:59,240
Come on fucking fire again, man.

3239
03:19:02,720 --> 03:19:04,400
Fucking Piccadilly's fucked, man.

3240
03:19:07,720 --> 03:19:09,400
It's a London terror attack.

3241
03:19:09,480 --> 03:19:10,600
It's another terror attack.

3242
03:19:10,680 --> 03:19:11,820
It's another terror attack.

3243
03:19:11,980 --> 03:19:13,660
It's another terror attack in London.

3244
03:19:14,580 --> 03:19:16,180
There's a lot of fucking dodgy boys, man.

3245
03:19:17,600 --> 03:19:18,720
Piccadilly circus, man.

3246
03:19:18,780 --> 03:19:19,860
It's dangerous.

3247
03:19:19,860 --> 03:19:20,060
It's dangerous.

3248
03:19:25,460 --> 03:19:25,940
Sorry.

3249
03:19:26,820 --> 03:19:28,140
That was one of my cops.

3250
03:19:28,260 --> 03:19:29,240
That was one of my boys.

3251
03:19:31,260 --> 03:19:31,700
Fuck.

3252
03:19:34,980 --> 03:19:36,200
Fucking Lewis Hamilton.

3253
03:19:38,020 --> 03:19:40,400
There's a lot of boom boom boys around London now.

3254
03:19:40,480 --> 03:19:41,360
You'd want to watch yourself.

3255
03:19:46,740 --> 03:19:47,260
Dangerous.

3256
03:19:47,380 --> 03:19:47,940
Danger pun.

3257
03:19:49,080 --> 03:19:51,280
Check out for Bandersnatch as well, man.

3258
03:19:53,120 --> 03:19:54,880
Bandersnatch and Bobo have got two...

3259
03:19:54,880 --> 03:19:55,440
Oh, shit.

3260
03:19:56,480 --> 03:19:58,700
You've got to watch out for Bandersnatch and Bobo.

3261
03:19:58,800 --> 03:19:59,760
They're from Camberwell.

3262
03:20:00,120 --> 03:20:02,700
They're launching a brand new attack on London people.

3263
03:20:04,780 --> 03:20:05,880
Where's Gabe Logan?

3264
03:20:06,000 --> 03:20:07,160
Is Gabe Logan in the game?

3265
03:20:08,440 --> 03:20:09,680
Gabe Logan DLC.

3266
03:20:15,680 --> 03:20:17,300
Into the fucking strip club.

3267
03:20:17,300 --> 03:20:17,340
Into the fucking strip club.

3268
03:20:19,340 --> 03:20:21,280
Overpriced nightclubs in Piccadilly Circus.

3269
03:20:21,360 --> 03:20:23,180
We're in an overpriced nightclub in Piccadilly.

3270
03:20:23,280 --> 03:20:23,520
Repeat.

3271
03:20:24,440 --> 03:20:26,040
You won't get any happiness in there.

3272
03:20:26,100 --> 03:20:29,640
You'll only get your fucking money lost on shit drinks.

3273
03:20:30,480 --> 03:20:32,700
None of the girls want to talk to you there.

3274
03:20:32,940 --> 03:20:33,740
It's not good.

3275
03:20:33,800 --> 03:20:38,380
You might as well just go outside and kill the terrorists with your guns.

3276
03:20:41,080 --> 03:20:43,280
We're in the oral chic, man.

3277
03:20:44,240 --> 03:20:46,460
Jamie Oliver's 17 restaurant, man.

3278
03:20:51,460 --> 03:20:52,920
Fucking Piccadilly, man.

3279
03:20:53,000 --> 03:20:53,520
Piccadilly, man.

3280
03:20:53,520 --> 03:20:56,060
The place is crawling with scum.

3281
03:20:57,500 --> 03:21:00,940
Did the fucking MI6 boys not know this was going to happen?

3282
03:21:03,280 --> 03:21:05,120
It's 772, man.

3283
03:21:05,540 --> 03:21:07,180
It's 772, man.

3284
03:21:07,220 --> 03:21:08,100
We need to go quick.

3285
03:21:14,720 --> 03:21:16,540
Where are they fucking firing from?

3286
03:21:16,540 --> 03:21:16,920
Piccadilly, man.

3287
03:21:16,920 --> 03:21:18,460
It's 772, man.

3288
03:21:18,460 --> 03:21:19,060
We need to go quick.

3289
03:21:19,060 --> 03:21:20,540
Where are they fucking firing from?

3290
03:21:20,540 --> 03:21:22,500
Where are they fucking firing from?

3291
03:21:22,500 --> 03:21:29,500
*Mario's fire*

3292
03:21:31,200 --> 03:21:37,200
Where the fuck are they firing from? Fuck that! Do I not have a rifle or something?

3293
03:21:37,200 --> 03:21:45,200
Geez, you'd need a rifle for that. I'm sure Alexander the Great could tell you that.

3294
03:21:45,200 --> 03:21:55,200
*Mario's fire*

3295
03:21:55,200 --> 03:22:08,200
You wanna come round here? You wanna come round here, son? Bringing your war out of my town, eh? You wanna come round London, son? Eh? You better apologise to me in there.

3296
03:22:08,200 --> 03:22:17,200
Take your guns! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! You- you over there! Fuck off, too!

3297
03:22:17,200 --> 03:22:26,200
We're in the bookshop, we're in Waterstones! We're in Waterstones! I just killed someone in Waterstones!

3298
03:22:26,200 --> 03:22:30,200
This is the real getaway, man.

3299
03:22:30,200 --> 03:22:36,200
*Mario's fire*

3300
03:22:36,200 --> 03:22:43,200
Pick up that FR! Pick up the FR! We've got an FR, man. We're- we're in Borders!

3301
03:22:43,200 --> 03:22:59,200
Reading is magical! Reading is magical! Repeat! Read a fucking book! You alright, son? Eh? You alright? Eh? You ready for this?

3302
03:22:59,200 --> 03:23:09,200
You ready for this? You ready for this war, son? Eh? You ready to go in there and kick some arse, mate? Let's fucking do it!

3303
03:23:09,200 --> 03:23:16,200
Getcha! Getcha! Getcha! Getcha!

3304
03:23:16,200 --> 03:23:29,200
I need you to contain the threat until they arrive! Need to contain Mafra here, bah! Kababaja! Sabababa! What? What? Getcha! Sabababa!

3305
03:23:29,200 --> 03:23:32,200
This is Sabertooth. Look shop secure.

3306
03:23:32,200 --> 03:23:34,200
Sabertooth! You got a hot sauce downstairs!

3307
03:23:34,200 --> 03:23:48,200
First name Sabertooth! Don't wear it, eh! We got- we got a guy here! He's- he's obese! He's morbidly obese! He's dead! He's fucking bad bread! Bah!

3308
03:23:48,200 --> 03:23:57,200
You got a fire coming from him! Oi oi oi! Danny Dyer! At your pleasure! He's targeting civilians!

3309
03:23:57,200 --> 03:24:07,200
Targeting civilians, eh? Sorry- sorry about that! I thought he was a- I thought he was a bad little boy, didn't I?

3310
03:24:07,200 --> 03:24:11,300
I thought he was a naughty boy!

3311
03:24:27,320 --> 03:24:31,040
Well this will help though won't it?

3312
03:24:31,640 --> 03:24:34,760
He gets up to this one quickly, takes after it.

3313
03:24:35,580 --> 03:24:36,960
Come on Westheim!

3314
03:24:36,960 --> 03:24:43,960
We've got to do this, we've got to do this, we've got to do this good right?

3315
03:24:43,960 --> 03:24:48,960
No monkey business, no more monkey business, yeah!

3316
03:24:48,960 --> 03:25:05,340
Where are they? Fucking naughty boys down there with guns. Fucking dirty boys mate. Fucking naughty naughty boys. A lot of naughty civilians down there too ain't there? Sabre tooth!

3317
03:25:05,340 --> 03:25:08,340
Take that!

3318
03:25:12,340 --> 03:25:14,340
Where the fuck are we shooting at this?

3319
03:25:16,340 --> 03:25:20,340
Dragging off, that's nice! We got a sniper off, weren't we?

3320
03:25:21,340 --> 03:25:25,340
Right in his chest, right in his back! Scapula!

3321
03:25:28,340 --> 03:25:29,340
Huh?

3322
03:25:30,340 --> 03:25:35,340
We got the Joker!

3323
03:25:35,340 --> 03:25:37,340
We got the Joker!

3324
03:25:37,340 --> 03:25:38,340
Sergeant Jaric!

3325
03:25:38,340 --> 03:25:40,340
Sergeant Jaric! We're taking the sniper down here!

3326
03:25:40,340 --> 03:25:41,340
We're taking the sniper down here!

3327
03:25:42,340 --> 03:25:43,340
Copy Sergeant!

3328
03:25:44,340 --> 03:25:46,340
The suspects are retreating into the Tanto building to the north west!

3329
03:25:46,340 --> 03:25:47,340
SANTO!

3330
03:25:48,340 --> 03:25:49,340
SANTO!

3331
03:25:49,340 --> 03:25:50,340
SANTO!

3332
03:25:52,340 --> 03:25:53,340
You want Santa Claus?

3333
03:25:53,340 --> 03:25:54,340
SANTO!

3334
03:25:54,340 --> 03:25:55,340
You want Santa Claus?

3335
03:25:55,340 --> 03:25:56,340
SANTO!

3336
03:25:56,340 --> 03:25:57,340
I need you down here!

3337
03:25:57,340 --> 03:26:00,340
You want a few presents from Santa Claus son?

3338
03:26:00,340 --> 03:26:01,340
SANTO!

3339
03:26:01,340 --> 03:26:01,340
EY!

3340
03:26:01,340 --> 03:26:02,340
Existing RVs stay firm!

3341
03:26:02,340 --> 03:26:06,340
I'd like an additional RV set up north of Oxford Circus!

3342
03:26:06,340 --> 03:26:07,340
Trojan 99!

3343
03:26:07,340 --> 03:26:12,340
We have one unit to the two existing RVs at Charing Cross Road at the Swiss Centre and one to the vicinity north of Oxford...

3344
03:26:13,340 --> 03:26:14,340
Fucking hell we need to move man!

3345
03:26:15,340 --> 03:26:17,340
Soho and Regent Street!

3346
03:26:17,340 --> 03:26:20,340
Who speaks like this in 2019?

3347
03:26:20,340 --> 03:26:21,340
Nobody!

3348
03:26:22,340 --> 03:26:25,340
Fucking hell man!

3349
03:26:26,340 --> 03:26:28,340
Ah he was on my side!

3350
03:26:29,340 --> 03:26:30,340
He was on my side!

3351
03:26:31,340 --> 03:26:36,340
Kill civilians!

3352
03:26:37,340 --> 03:26:39,340
Execute civilians!

3353
03:26:39,340 --> 03:26:40,340
Nah!

3354
03:26:40,340 --> 03:26:42,340
Raven, this is Saber 2!

3355
03:26:42,340 --> 03:26:43,340
Where's the bloody army?

3356
03:26:43,340 --> 03:26:45,340
26th Army Assault Team has been deployed!

3357
03:26:46,340 --> 03:26:47,340
I've got a sack full of presents!

3358
03:26:48,340 --> 03:26:49,340
Santa Claus is here!

3359
03:26:50,340 --> 03:26:53,340
He's got a sack full of presents for you, you slag!

3360
03:26:57,340 --> 03:26:58,340
Where else?

3361
03:26:58,340 --> 03:27:00,340
Where else are these naughty boys at?

3362
03:27:01,340 --> 03:27:02,340
Possible casualty!

3363
03:27:04,340 --> 03:27:06,340
I think we've got a definite casualty son!

3364
03:27:09,340 --> 03:27:10,340
Where's the naughty boys?

3365
03:27:10,340 --> 03:27:11,340
Have you been naughty or nice?

3366
03:27:13,340 --> 03:27:14,340
Have you been naughty or nice?

3367
03:27:15,340 --> 03:27:15,340
Hey?

3368
03:27:16,340 --> 03:27:17,340
Have you been naughty or nice?

3369
03:27:17,340 --> 03:27:20,340
I've got a little list!

3370
03:27:24,340 --> 03:27:25,340
I'm checking it twice mate!

3371
03:27:26,340 --> 03:27:27,340
I'm checking it twice mate!

3372
03:27:28,340 --> 03:27:30,340
Santa building now!

3373
03:27:31,340 --> 03:27:32,340
Santa building now!

3374
03:27:33,340 --> 03:27:34,340
All units!

3375
03:27:34,340 --> 03:27:35,340
Yeah yeah yeah!

3376
03:27:36,340 --> 03:27:38,340
Give me a bit of time man!

3377
03:27:38,340 --> 03:27:39,340
I'm fucking reloading!

3378
03:27:39,340 --> 03:27:40,340
Hold back!

3379
03:27:40,340 --> 03:27:41,340
Hold back!

3380
03:27:41,340 --> 03:27:42,340
Trojan 99 on Road Now!

3381
03:27:42,340 --> 03:27:43,340
Fuck this!

3382
03:27:43,340 --> 03:27:44,340
*Bang*

3383
03:27:44,340 --> 03:27:45,340
*Bang*

3384
03:27:45,340 --> 03:27:46,340
*Bang*

3385
03:27:46,340 --> 03:27:47,340
*Bang*

3386
03:27:47,340 --> 03:27:48,340
*Bang*

3387
03:27:48,340 --> 03:27:49,340
*Bang*

3388
03:27:49,340 --> 03:27:50,340
*Bang*

3389
03:27:50,340 --> 03:27:51,340
*Bang*

3390
03:27:51,340 --> 03:27:52,340
Trojan 99!

3391
03:27:52,340 --> 03:27:56,340
I'd love to have that drag enough for these naughty boys down here!

3392
03:27:56,340 --> 03:27:57,340
*Bang*

3393
03:27:57,340 --> 03:27:58,340
*Bang*

3394
03:27:58,340 --> 03:27:59,340
*Bang*

3395
03:27:59,340 --> 03:28:06,340
Night Kev!

3396
03:28:18,340 --> 03:28:28,340
Is he one of mine is? He's a sergeant. He's Sarge. He's Sarge. He's Sarge. He's pinged. He was pinged that boy. That was my boy who was pinged.

3397
03:28:28,340 --> 03:28:38,340
You pinged him. He was smoking too much piff. He got pinged. Smoke piff get pinged.

3398
03:28:39,340 --> 03:28:49,340
Fucking Rosa Parks was chiming in as well man. Me business be already business.

3399
03:28:53,340 --> 03:28:55,340
Status!

3400
03:28:55,340 --> 03:29:06,340
Fucking hell man. Where are these cunts coming from? Who are they? Are they rushing or what?

3401
03:29:07,340 --> 03:29:12,340
Suicide bombers! Fucking boom boom boys man!

3402
03:29:14,340 --> 03:29:25,340
We got fucking boom boom boys in man. He was smoking too much piff mate! He was smoking too much piff bruv!

3403
03:29:25,340 --> 03:29:29,340
We're taking shots from the bookstore!

3404
03:29:30,340 --> 03:29:35,340
Where's your piff? Show me your piff. He's got a su- he's got a vest! He's got a vest!

3405
03:29:36,340 --> 03:29:46,340
Fucking Colonel Chang. You alright man? You alright? Constable Chang, you alright man? He doesn't look like a Chang.

3406
03:29:48,340 --> 03:29:53,340
Look at that! His name's Constable Chang! He's not- there's no Chang- he's not a bit of Chang in him!

3407
03:29:53,340 --> 03:29:57,340
Get out of the fucking hell! Or else we're gonna die out here!

3408
03:29:59,340 --> 03:30:00,340
Save a two-six, what's a seven?

3409
03:30:00,340 --> 03:30:01,340
Fuck!

3410
03:30:01,340 --> 03:30:04,340
Secondary detonation! Secondary detonation of the cabin!

3411
03:30:05,340 --> 03:30:08,340
Suicide bomber again! We've got another fucking suicider!

3412
03:30:08,340 --> 03:30:10,340
Whoa! Did you shoot on everyone?

3413
03:30:11,340 --> 03:30:15,340
I'm taking the detonation of the cabin!

3414
03:30:15,340 --> 03:30:21,340
Over- over by fucking uh- Rip please believe it or not! Rip please believe it or not over there hey!

3415
03:30:22,340 --> 03:30:24,340
We're getting shot at from every bloody collection!

3416
03:30:25,340 --> 03:30:27,340
We've got boots! We're into boots!

3417
03:30:28,340 --> 03:30:29,340
We're gonna die!

3418
03:30:29,340 --> 03:30:30,340
We're gonna die!

3419
03:30:30,340 --> 03:30:31,340
We're gonna die!

3420
03:30:31,340 --> 03:30:32,340
We're gonna die!

3421
03:30:32,340 --> 03:30:33,340
We're gonna die!

3422
03:30:33,340 --> 03:30:34,340
We're gonna die!

3423
03:30:34,340 --> 03:30:35,340
We're gonna die!

3424
03:30:35,340 --> 03:30:38,340
Fucking dangerous man! What about this lad? Did he get bamboozled?

3425
03:30:39,340 --> 03:30:43,340
Oh my god man! It's fucking suicide mania here!

3426
03:30:44,340 --> 03:30:45,340
Raven Saber 2! Offices down!

3427
03:30:46,340 --> 03:30:51,340
Watch out man! It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow! We have suicide bombers everywhere!

3428
03:30:51,340 --> 03:30:55,340
Oh my christ!

3429
03:30:56,340 --> 03:30:57,340
Standby!

3430
03:30:58,340 --> 03:31:01,340
No fucking ammo or anything left man!

3431
03:31:02,340 --> 03:31:05,340
Where did- where's Constable Chang? Is he okay?

3432
03:31:06,340 --> 03:31:10,340
Oh my god there's another one!

3433
03:31:11,340 --> 03:31:13,340
Pick up these guns here! AK!

3434
03:31:14,340 --> 03:31:18,340
Nice fucking ACOG on that AK man!

3435
03:31:19,340 --> 03:31:21,340
Let's go! Let's follow the boys!

3436
03:31:22,340 --> 03:31:25,340
Check the Tento building for hostages! Where's the Tento building?

3437
03:31:26,340 --> 03:31:27,340
Where's Tento?

3438
03:31:29,340 --> 03:31:30,340
Tento! There we go!

3439
03:31:40,340 --> 03:31:43,340
Fucking dangerous! Boom Boom boys man!

3440
03:31:43,340 --> 03:31:45,520
Are they Chechnians? Are they?

3441
03:31:48,540 --> 03:31:50,060
Sergeant Gaz Price, man.

3442
03:31:50,080 --> 03:31:50,720
How are you getting on?

3443
03:31:54,540 --> 03:31:56,400
Am I Price, or is he Gaz?

3444
03:31:58,700 --> 03:32:00,520
Am I Gaz, or is he Price?

3445
03:32:05,680 --> 03:32:06,440
Can't remember.

3446
03:32:06,740 --> 03:32:09,100
Or did Gaz die in the first game?

3447
03:32:12,180 --> 03:32:13,760
I thought I was Price.

3448
03:32:19,560 --> 03:32:20,520
I'm Rask him.

3449
03:32:26,160 --> 03:32:27,360
Gaz is dead, okay.

3450
03:32:27,900 --> 03:32:28,240
Fuck.

3451
03:32:28,800 --> 03:32:30,800
Get it off me. Please, get it off me.

3452
03:32:31,060 --> 03:32:32,040
Sergeant, I need you over here.

3453
03:32:32,340 --> 03:32:34,180
Help me. Help me, I'm not one of them.

3454
03:32:34,340 --> 03:32:35,200
He's got a bomb vest.

3455
03:32:35,360 --> 03:32:36,840
He's got a fucking bomb vest, man.

3456
03:32:38,880 --> 03:32:39,840
Investigate the bomb vest.

3457
03:32:39,840 --> 03:32:40,780
Sergeant, over here now.

3458
03:32:41,020 --> 03:32:43,680
I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

3459
03:32:43,880 --> 03:32:45,720
I want to go home. I want to see my fire now.

3460
03:32:45,940 --> 03:32:46,280
I want to see my fire now. I want to see my fire now.

3461
03:32:46,280 --> 03:32:46,920
Can you help me?

3462
03:32:46,920 --> 03:32:48,400
He wants to see my fire now.

3463
03:32:48,400 --> 03:32:48,940
He wants to see my fire now.

3464
03:32:48,940 --> 03:32:49,480
He wants to see my fire now.

3465
03:32:49,480 --> 03:32:50,020
He wants to see my fire now.

3466
03:32:50,020 --> 03:32:50,640
He wants to see my fire now.

3467
03:32:50,640 --> 03:32:51,220
He wants to see my fire now.

3468
03:32:51,220 --> 03:32:51,820
He wants to see my fire now.

3469
03:32:51,820 --> 03:32:52,520
He wants to see my fire now.

3470
03:32:52,520 --> 03:32:53,140
He wants to see my fire now.

3471
03:32:53,140 --> 03:32:54,140
He wants to see my fire now.

3472
03:32:54,140 --> 03:32:56,460
Hey! What are you doing?

3473
03:32:56,880 --> 03:32:57,140
No!

3474
03:32:57,140 --> 03:32:57,660
No!

3475
03:33:04,780 --> 03:33:05,460
No stations.

3476
03:33:06,440 --> 03:33:07,040
Norm is clear.

3477
03:33:08,300 --> 03:33:09,500
Prep medical are coming up.

3478
03:33:10,800 --> 03:33:12,020
Hey, everybody, stay calm.

3479
03:33:13,520 --> 03:33:14,460
We're gonna get you out of here.

3480
03:33:15,960 --> 03:33:16,500
You broken?

3481
03:33:17,420 --> 03:33:17,820
I'm good.

3482
03:33:18,600 --> 03:33:18,880
Let's go.

3483
03:33:19,440 --> 03:33:21,620
Pure fucking suiciders, wasn't it, man?

3484
03:33:21,620 --> 03:33:23,660
There's a lot of suiciders going on.

3485
03:33:23,660 --> 03:33:25,840
This is the intro.

3486
03:33:25,920 --> 03:33:26,840
That was a cold intro.

3487
03:33:27,040 --> 03:33:27,860
Cold open, was it?

3488
03:33:51,140 --> 03:33:51,640
We're not at war.

3489
03:33:52,740 --> 03:33:54,080
Everybody's got a war.

3490
03:33:54,820 --> 03:33:56,440
Why have we got our hands tied?

3491
03:33:56,720 --> 03:33:58,000
Everyone's got a war now.

3492
03:33:58,020 --> 03:33:59,980
Just take the bloody gloves off and fight.

3493
03:34:00,100 --> 03:34:01,660
Because we've got to go to war.

3494
03:34:02,180 --> 03:34:02,600
What?

3495
03:34:03,580 --> 03:34:04,400
We're going to war.

3496
03:34:04,480 --> 03:34:04,900
Come on.

3497
03:34:05,520 --> 03:34:06,140
We're going to war.

3498
03:34:06,520 --> 03:34:07,160
You got that?

3499
03:34:07,860 --> 03:34:08,120
Hey!

3500
03:34:08,120 --> 03:34:10,020
You don't stand a chance in hell with these rules of engagement.

3501
03:34:10,020 --> 03:34:12,340
You don't stand a chance on the battlefield, son.

3502
03:34:12,420 --> 03:34:13,180
They can tell us where.

3503
03:34:13,500 --> 03:34:14,220
They can tell us when.

3504
03:34:14,960 --> 03:34:15,820
Don't tell us how.

3505
03:34:15,900 --> 03:34:17,900
Don't talk to me like that!

3506
03:34:17,900 --> 03:34:19,900
We'll go to war.

3507
03:34:21,900 --> 03:34:23,900
You got the intel?

3508
03:34:23,900 --> 03:34:25,900
Where's the fucking intel?

3509
03:34:25,900 --> 03:34:27,900
Eh?

3510
03:34:27,900 --> 03:34:29,900
Where's my son?

3511
03:34:32,900 --> 03:34:34,900
Here we go.

3512
03:34:34,900 --> 03:34:47,120
Oi oi!

3513
03:34:58,000 --> 03:35:00,620
Meda Karim, call me Alex.

3514
03:35:01,000 --> 03:35:02,040
I'm listening, Alex.

3515
03:35:02,880 --> 03:35:03,720
This is classified.

3516
03:35:03,720 --> 03:35:04,720
I'm fine.

3517
03:35:04,720 --> 03:35:05,720
I'm fine.

3518
03:35:05,720 --> 03:35:06,720
I'm fine.

3519
03:35:06,720 --> 03:35:07,720
I'm fine.

3520
03:35:07,720 --> 03:35:10,720
Look at the graphics, man.

3521
03:35:10,720 --> 03:35:11,720
Looks real.

3522
03:35:11,720 --> 03:35:13,720
Looks like photorealism.

3523
03:35:13,720 --> 03:35:17,720
48 hours ago, terrorists stole a shipment of Russian gas.

3524
03:35:17,720 --> 03:35:20,720
Only Al-Katalah would do this.

3525
03:35:20,720 --> 03:35:24,720
The Russians make no distinction between Al-Katalah and your people.

3526
03:35:24,720 --> 03:35:27,720
And I make no distinction between Al-Katalah and the Russian army.

3527
03:35:27,720 --> 03:35:29,720
They're both terrorists.

3528
03:35:29,720 --> 03:35:31,700
They would never use these poisons.

3529
03:35:31,700 --> 03:35:33,700
And help us track it.

3530
03:35:33,700 --> 03:35:34,700
Before they what?

3531
03:35:34,700 --> 03:35:35,700
Take it to Europe?

3532
03:35:35,700 --> 03:35:36,700
4-day weekend.

3533
03:35:36,700 --> 03:35:37,700
4-day weekend, man.

3534
03:35:37,700 --> 03:35:39,700
We live like this every day.

3535
03:35:39,700 --> 03:35:41,700
Commander, it's time to go.

3536
03:35:41,700 --> 03:35:43,700
Who is this?

3537
03:35:43,700 --> 03:35:47,700
Alex, this is my brother and lieutenant, Hadir.

3538
03:35:47,700 --> 03:35:49,700
You are CIA?

3539
03:35:49,700 --> 03:35:50,700
Captain Price.

3540
03:35:50,700 --> 03:35:51,700
Captain Price.

3541
03:35:51,700 --> 03:35:52,700
Captain Price.

3542
03:35:52,700 --> 03:35:53,700
Captain Price.

3543
03:35:53,700 --> 03:35:54,700
Captain Price.

3544
03:35:54,700 --> 03:35:55,700
Captain Price.

3545
03:35:55,700 --> 03:35:56,700
I have friends who can help us.

3546
03:35:56,700 --> 03:35:59,700
But your sister decides what's next.

3547
03:35:59,700 --> 03:36:00,700
Of course.

3548
03:36:00,700 --> 03:36:02,700
How is your sister now?

3549
03:36:02,700 --> 03:36:04,700
And the Russian army is still here.

3550
03:36:04,700 --> 03:36:07,700
This occupation must end.

3551
03:36:07,700 --> 03:36:09,700
That we can all agree on, yes?

3552
03:36:09,700 --> 03:36:10,700
No.

3553
03:36:10,700 --> 03:36:14,700
General Barco's men control the city.

3554
03:36:14,700 --> 03:36:16,700
We have plans to change that.

3555
03:36:16,700 --> 03:36:17,700
She's alright.

3556
03:36:17,700 --> 03:36:18,700
She's alright, this bird.

3557
03:36:18,700 --> 03:36:19,700
She's alright.

3558
03:36:19,700 --> 03:36:21,700
If you stay, we can help you.

3559
03:36:21,700 --> 03:36:24,700
But if you stay, you fight.

3560
03:36:24,700 --> 03:36:25,700
You're alright.

3561
03:36:25,700 --> 03:36:27,700
You're alright, too.

3562
03:36:27,700 --> 03:36:28,700
Hello, Alex.

3563
03:36:28,700 --> 03:36:29,700
Follow me.

3564
03:36:29,700 --> 03:36:30,700
Into Afghanistan, we go again.

3565
03:36:30,700 --> 03:36:31,700
Uzbekistan or wherever it is.

3566
03:36:31,700 --> 03:36:32,700
Wherever it is, we're gonna do good.

3567
03:36:32,700 --> 03:36:33,700
We're gonna do good.

3568
03:36:33,700 --> 03:36:34,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3569
03:36:34,700 --> 03:36:35,700
We have intel Russian troop commanders are in town today.

3570
03:36:35,700 --> 03:36:36,700
Yeah.

3571
03:36:36,700 --> 03:36:37,700
We're going to ambush them.

3572
03:36:37,700 --> 03:36:38,700
Let's do this.

3573
03:36:38,700 --> 03:36:39,700
How?

3574
03:36:39,700 --> 03:36:40,700
Explosives.

3575
03:36:40,700 --> 03:36:41,700
I'll get their attention.

3576
03:36:41,700 --> 03:36:42,700
Let's do this.

3577
03:36:42,700 --> 03:36:43,700
How?

3578
03:36:43,700 --> 03:36:44,700
Explosives.

3579
03:36:44,700 --> 03:36:45,700
I'll get their attention.

3580
03:36:45,700 --> 03:36:46,700
Let's do this.

3581
03:36:46,700 --> 03:36:47,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3582
03:36:47,700 --> 03:36:48,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3583
03:36:48,700 --> 03:36:49,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3584
03:36:49,700 --> 03:36:50,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3585
03:36:50,700 --> 03:36:51,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3586
03:36:51,700 --> 03:36:52,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3587
03:36:52,700 --> 03:36:53,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3588
03:36:53,700 --> 03:36:54,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3589
03:36:54,700 --> 03:36:55,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3590
03:36:55,700 --> 03:36:56,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3591
03:36:56,700 --> 03:36:57,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3592
03:36:57,700 --> 03:36:58,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3593
03:36:58,700 --> 03:36:59,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3594
03:36:59,700 --> 03:37:00,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3595
03:37:00,700 --> 03:37:01,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3596
03:37:01,700 --> 03:37:02,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3597
03:37:02,700 --> 03:37:03,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3598
03:37:03,700 --> 03:37:04,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3599
03:37:04,700 --> 03:37:05,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3600
03:37:05,700 --> 03:37:06,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3601
03:37:06,700 --> 03:37:07,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3602
03:37:07,700 --> 03:37:08,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3603
03:37:08,700 --> 03:37:09,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3604
03:37:09,700 --> 03:37:10,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3605
03:37:10,700 --> 03:37:11,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3606
03:37:11,700 --> 03:37:12,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3607
03:37:12,700 --> 03:37:13,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3608
03:37:13,700 --> 03:37:14,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3609
03:37:14,700 --> 03:37:15,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3610
03:37:15,700 --> 03:37:16,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3611
03:37:16,700 --> 03:37:17,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3612
03:37:17,700 --> 03:37:18,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3613
03:37:18,700 --> 03:37:19,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3614
03:37:19,700 --> 03:37:20,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3615
03:37:20,700 --> 03:37:21,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3616
03:37:21,700 --> 03:37:22,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3617
03:37:22,700 --> 03:37:23,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3618
03:37:23,700 --> 03:37:24,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3619
03:37:24,700 --> 03:37:25,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3620
03:37:25,700 --> 03:37:26,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3621
03:37:26,700 --> 03:37:27,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3622
03:37:27,700 --> 03:37:28,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3623
03:37:28,700 --> 03:37:29,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3624
03:37:29,700 --> 03:37:30,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3625
03:37:30,700 --> 03:37:31,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3626
03:37:31,700 --> 03:37:32,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3627
03:37:32,700 --> 03:37:33,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3628
03:37:33,700 --> 03:37:34,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3629
03:37:34,700 --> 03:37:35,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3630
03:37:35,700 --> 03:37:36,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3631
03:37:36,700 --> 03:37:37,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3632
03:37:37,700 --> 03:37:38,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3633
03:37:38,700 --> 03:37:39,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3634
03:37:39,700 --> 03:37:40,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3635
03:37:40,700 --> 03:37:41,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3636
03:37:41,700 --> 03:37:42,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3637
03:37:42,700 --> 03:37:43,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3638
03:37:43,700 --> 03:37:44,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3639
03:37:44,700 --> 03:37:45,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3640
03:37:45,700 --> 03:37:46,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3641
03:37:46,700 --> 03:37:47,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3642
03:37:47,700 --> 03:37:48,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3643
03:37:48,700 --> 03:37:49,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3644
03:37:49,700 --> 03:37:50,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3645
03:37:50,700 --> 03:37:51,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3646
03:37:51,700 --> 03:37:52,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3647
03:37:52,700 --> 03:37:53,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3648
03:37:53,700 --> 03:37:54,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3649
03:37:54,700 --> 03:37:55,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3650
03:37:55,700 --> 03:37:56,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3651
03:37:56,700 --> 03:37:57,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3652
03:37:57,700 --> 03:37:58,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3653
03:37:58,700 --> 03:37:59,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3654
03:37:59,700 --> 03:38:00,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3655
03:38:00,700 --> 03:38:01,700
We're gonna do a good thing.

3656
03:38:01,700 --> 03:38:02,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3657
03:38:02,700 --> 03:38:03,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3658
03:38:03,700 --> 03:38:04,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3659
03:38:04,700 --> 03:38:05,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3660
03:38:05,700 --> 03:38:06,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3661
03:38:06,700 --> 03:38:07,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3662
03:38:07,700 --> 03:38:08,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3663
03:38:08,700 --> 03:38:09,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3664
03:38:09,700 --> 03:38:10,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3665
03:38:10,700 --> 03:38:11,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3666
03:38:11,700 --> 03:38:12,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3667
03:38:12,700 --> 03:38:13,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3668
03:38:13,700 --> 03:38:14,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3669
03:38:14,700 --> 03:38:15,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3670
03:38:15,700 --> 03:38:16,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3671
03:38:16,700 --> 03:38:17,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3672
03:38:17,700 --> 03:38:18,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3673
03:38:18,700 --> 03:38:19,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3674
03:38:19,700 --> 03:38:20,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3675
03:38:20,700 --> 03:38:21,700
We're gonna do a good thing again.

3676
03:38:21,700 --> 03:38:24,920
Just outside. If they see your weapons, they will shoot.

3677
03:38:25,680 --> 03:38:28,080
That happens. Our plan fails before it starts.

3678
03:38:28,840 --> 03:38:29,360
Starts.

3679
03:38:29,360 --> 03:38:30,960
Alex, our guns give us away. Keep it hidden.

3680
03:38:31,360 --> 03:38:32,900
Starts. Starts.

3681
03:38:33,360 --> 03:38:35,220
Hide your gun. They see it, you die.

3682
03:38:37,040 --> 03:38:38,400
Wrong. They're gonna die, men.

3683
03:38:40,400 --> 03:38:42,400
I can strangely...

3684
03:38:42,400 --> 03:38:47,100
...respect imminent enemy death.

3685
03:38:48,100 --> 03:38:49,220
Let's kill them fast for them.

3686
03:38:49,220 --> 03:38:53,480
Barco's forces occupy the entire...

3687
03:38:53,480 --> 03:38:55,720
Creeping. We're creeping. We're creeping. We're creeping.

3688
03:38:56,300 --> 03:38:57,600
We're creeping. Oh, yeah.

3689
03:38:59,600 --> 03:39:00,120
Sorry.

3690
03:39:02,200 --> 03:39:03,080
Look at this.

3691
03:39:04,080 --> 03:39:05,520
Scary. Scary stuff.

3692
03:39:07,860 --> 03:39:08,580
Almost never.

3693
03:39:09,140 --> 03:39:10,900
He hides while others do his dirty work.

3694
03:39:11,640 --> 03:39:12,860
What kind of dirty work?

3695
03:39:13,100 --> 03:39:14,180
Wiping his arse, I'd say.

3696
03:39:15,560 --> 03:39:18,080
Men on the work line. Women to the trucks.

3697
03:39:18,080 --> 03:39:20,680
This is where we sit down.

3698
03:39:21,300 --> 03:39:22,600
You'll need to comply to blend in.

3699
03:39:22,900 --> 03:39:23,760
Let go over there.

3700
03:39:25,020 --> 03:39:25,580
Get through that thing.

3701
03:39:25,580 --> 03:39:26,380
That's the loss in there.

3702
03:39:26,400 --> 03:39:27,420
I'll find you on the other side.

3703
03:39:30,260 --> 03:39:31,840
Three thousand is fucking much wood.

3704
03:39:31,940 --> 03:39:33,020
Blend in with the civilians.

3705
03:39:35,220 --> 03:39:37,820
Lovely stroll through Uzbekistan, actually.

3706
03:39:37,940 --> 03:39:39,920
We had a lovely stroll through there this morning.

3707
03:39:39,920 --> 03:39:42,000
We went into the old town.

3708
03:39:42,120 --> 03:39:43,360
Yeah, the old town is beautiful.

3709
03:39:44,360 --> 03:39:45,860
Lots of lovely buildings.

3710
03:39:46,500 --> 03:39:47,700
Lovely atmosphere as well.

3711
03:39:52,700 --> 03:39:53,180
Huh?

3712
03:39:55,020 --> 03:39:56,860
Did she tell me to go inside here?

3713
03:39:58,020 --> 03:39:59,060
Get through the building.

3714
03:39:59,060 --> 03:39:59,100
Get through the building.

3715
03:40:02,860 --> 03:40:03,860
What the hell?

3716
03:40:05,340 --> 03:40:06,520
It's a bit too much.

3717
03:40:08,020 --> 03:40:08,880
It's a bit too much.

3718
03:40:08,880 --> 03:40:14,740
What kind of dirty work?

3719
03:40:15,740 --> 03:40:16,180
Punishment.

3720
03:40:17,240 --> 03:40:17,740
Look there.

3721
03:40:17,860 --> 03:40:18,380
Get through there.

3722
03:40:18,500 --> 03:40:19,260
Men on the work line.

3723
03:40:19,500 --> 03:40:20,540
Women to the trucks.

3724
03:40:22,120 --> 03:40:23,060
This is where we sit down.

3725
03:40:23,760 --> 03:40:24,440
You'll need to come out.

3726
03:40:24,440 --> 03:40:24,640
Back to work.

3727
03:40:26,380 --> 03:40:27,200
Don't try again.

3728
03:40:27,560 --> 03:40:29,840
Oh, I have to go and collect a block here from this lad.

3729
03:40:29,920 --> 03:40:30,320
Bring it in.

3730
03:40:35,000 --> 03:40:36,500
This is fucking great, man.

3731
03:40:36,540 --> 03:40:37,800
This is like doing a bit of working.

3732
03:40:37,800 --> 03:40:48,280
There are forces in Pakistan who refuse to learn the lesson of safety and bring them peace and prosperity.

3733
03:40:55,100 --> 03:40:59,260
Insurgents continue to learn senseless attacks.

3734
03:40:59,660 --> 03:41:05,100
Down the alley, is it?

3735
03:41:06,520 --> 03:41:06,800
Yeah.

3736
03:41:07,240 --> 03:41:07,560
Yeah.

3737
03:41:08,880 --> 03:41:10,300
Fucking cinder block the country.

3738
03:41:11,020 --> 03:41:11,240
All right.

3739
03:41:15,240 --> 03:41:15,720
Take him.

3740
03:41:16,860 --> 03:41:17,060
Huh?

3741
03:41:20,520 --> 03:41:21,320
Stab your...

3742
03:41:21,320 --> 03:41:21,660
Stab your...

3743
03:41:21,660 --> 03:41:21,840
Oh.

3744
03:41:23,380 --> 03:41:24,120
Naked kill.

3745
03:41:25,300 --> 03:41:27,900
That'll come back to haunt me in the therapy sessions.

3746
03:41:28,000 --> 03:41:28,320
Add one.

3747
03:41:28,880 --> 03:41:29,100
Good.

3748
03:41:33,100 --> 03:41:35,940
Just can't get the image of your man getting stabbed out my eyes.

3749
03:41:36,480 --> 03:41:37,300
Out my mind, man.

3750
03:41:37,300 --> 03:41:38,280
I have contacts posted just ahead.

3751
03:41:38,740 --> 03:41:39,320
I'll have more explosive for him.

3752
03:41:39,320 --> 03:41:40,300
Pure fucking terrorists.

3753
03:41:40,520 --> 03:41:41,840
Traitors are your enemy, man.

3754
03:41:42,100 --> 03:41:43,100
Barkov disaster.

3755
03:41:43,100 --> 03:41:47,000
Law and order for all Uzbekis or something.

3756
03:41:49,560 --> 03:41:49,600
Shit.

3757
03:41:51,640 --> 03:41:53,200
Barkov soldiers have found my contacts.

3758
03:41:53,780 --> 03:41:54,680
They may be dead already.

3759
03:41:55,680 --> 03:41:56,460
Can't go loud.

3760
03:41:57,020 --> 03:41:57,820
Need a suppressor.

3761
03:41:58,820 --> 03:41:59,580
Find an oil filter.

3762
03:42:00,000 --> 03:42:00,980
It will silence your weapon.

3763
03:42:01,200 --> 03:42:01,780
Oil filter?

3764
03:42:01,920 --> 03:42:03,260
Where in the fucking pump?

3765
03:42:03,480 --> 03:42:04,240
Check civilian cars.

3766
03:42:04,740 --> 03:42:05,620
I'll keep watch on the guard.

3767
03:42:05,880 --> 03:42:06,680
Civilian cars.

3768
03:42:07,640 --> 03:42:08,160
Any...

3769
03:42:08,160 --> 03:42:10,160
Oil pumps in here are...

3770
03:42:10,160 --> 03:42:13,300
This one's empty.

3771
03:42:15,360 --> 03:42:15,920
Keep searching.

3772
03:42:18,940 --> 03:42:23,880
Oh, no.

3773
03:42:26,880 --> 03:42:28,000
What about in here?

3774
03:42:28,000 --> 03:42:38,200
Now it'll do it.

3775
03:42:38,560 --> 03:42:39,520
Stick that on the gun.

3776
03:42:40,000 --> 03:42:40,840
Head back in the flank line.

3777
03:42:42,540 --> 03:42:43,860
That was too easy, was it?

3778
03:42:46,620 --> 03:42:48,660
Do they make them to fit the guns or...

3779
03:42:48,660 --> 03:42:49,000
I wonder.

3780
03:42:50,140 --> 03:42:50,780
Right side.

3781
03:42:51,100 --> 03:42:51,520
And then what?

3782
03:42:51,560 --> 03:42:52,580
Should I take their heads off her?

3783
03:42:54,620 --> 03:42:55,340
You get two.

3784
03:42:55,700 --> 03:42:56,320
I'll take the rest.

3785
03:42:56,740 --> 03:42:56,900
Okay.

3786
03:42:56,900 --> 03:43:05,300
Farrah.

3787
03:43:07,380 --> 03:43:08,340
That's Farrah there.

3788
03:43:08,420 --> 03:43:08,920
Oh, that's Farrah.

3789
03:43:08,980 --> 03:43:09,560
She's Farrah.

3790
03:43:12,360 --> 03:43:13,000
Hold up.

3791
03:43:13,660 --> 03:43:14,440
Stay away from the door.

3792
03:43:14,500 --> 03:43:17,100
Got a lovely shirt from Farrah there.

3793
03:43:17,220 --> 03:43:18,040
Do you have a shot?

3794
03:43:18,260 --> 03:43:18,560
I do.

3795
03:43:19,000 --> 03:43:19,200
Yep.

3796
03:43:20,280 --> 03:43:20,700
Take two.

3797
03:43:21,000 --> 03:43:21,500
I'll take the other.

3798
03:43:23,120 --> 03:43:24,880
I nearly did the three of the fuckers.

3799
03:43:25,080 --> 03:43:25,420
This way.

3800
03:43:26,200 --> 03:43:27,340
Sorry about your contacts.

3801
03:43:27,460 --> 03:43:28,040
Sorry, boys.

3802
03:43:28,040 --> 03:43:28,680
I love the explosives.

3803
03:43:29,560 --> 03:43:30,520
Sorry, boys.

3804
03:43:31,140 --> 03:43:32,300
Wasn't your day, lads.

3805
03:43:33,200 --> 03:43:34,880
The blood is pumping out of you.

3806
03:43:35,840 --> 03:43:36,880
Best of luck, lads.

3807
03:43:38,140 --> 03:43:38,980
See you later.

3808
03:43:38,980 --> 03:43:38,980
See you later.

3809
03:43:38,980 --> 03:43:41,300
See you in hell.

3810
03:43:42,800 --> 03:43:43,580
Can't steal the weapon.

3811
03:43:43,720 --> 03:43:44,900
Farrah's fucking sound, man.

3812
03:43:44,940 --> 03:43:45,520
She's dead on.

3813
03:43:45,620 --> 03:43:45,960
Follow me.

3814
03:43:46,140 --> 03:43:46,420
I'll leave.

3815
03:43:46,480 --> 03:43:47,900
She's got a cool backpack as well.

3816
03:43:47,940 --> 03:43:49,160
It looks like a North Facer.

3817
03:43:50,160 --> 03:43:52,640
She probably paid upwards of 80 quid for that.

3818
03:43:52,820 --> 03:43:54,780
I will be made an example of you.

3819
03:43:56,060 --> 03:43:56,720
Oh, no.

3820
03:43:57,400 --> 03:43:59,480
Yet more badness going on.

3821
03:43:59,480 --> 03:43:59,740
Please.

3822
03:44:00,060 --> 03:44:00,780
She's just scared.

3823
03:44:00,980 --> 03:44:01,440
Stand down.

3824
03:44:02,440 --> 03:44:03,440
I know what you do.

3825
03:44:04,660 --> 03:44:06,500
Do you understand why we do this?

3826
03:44:07,060 --> 03:44:07,480
They hang.

3827
03:44:07,480 --> 03:44:09,320
Because they killed our soldiers.

3828
03:44:09,580 --> 03:44:10,360
Bad shit, man.

3829
03:44:10,360 --> 03:44:11,160
Now, look at them.

3830
03:44:12,320 --> 03:44:13,360
It's bad juju.

3831
03:44:14,120 --> 03:44:15,180
Arf, fuck these cunts.

3832
03:44:19,940 --> 03:44:20,520
Fair enough.

3833
03:44:21,300 --> 03:44:24,980
I just didn't like the way they were hanging the lads from the fucking digger.

3834
03:44:25,700 --> 03:44:26,960
I thought that was bad form.

3835
03:44:27,860 --> 03:44:28,240
Follow me.

3836
03:44:28,420 --> 03:44:29,180
Follow me.

3837
03:44:38,040 --> 03:44:38,800
Fucking stop.

3838
03:44:40,120 --> 03:44:41,960
Doing that to people like...

3839
03:44:41,960 --> 03:44:44,400
You wouldn't treat an animal like that.

3840
03:44:44,400 --> 03:44:44,740
Follow me.

3841
03:44:44,900 --> 03:44:45,720
Follow me.

3842
03:44:45,720 --> 03:44:45,720
Follow me.

3843
03:44:47,800 --> 03:44:49,520
To the fight, General Bump.

3844
03:44:49,740 --> 03:44:51,440
Then again, they could have been bad cunts.

3845
03:44:54,500 --> 03:44:55,680
They could have been bad.

3846
03:44:55,980 --> 03:44:56,480
What is this?

3847
03:44:57,220 --> 03:44:57,520
Please.

3848
03:44:57,880 --> 03:44:58,520
She's just scared.

3849
03:44:58,720 --> 03:44:59,220
Stand down.

3850
03:45:00,480 --> 03:45:01,280
I know what you do.

3851
03:45:01,620 --> 03:45:03,020
Leave him alone.

3852
03:45:03,080 --> 03:45:04,260
You understand why we do this?

3853
03:45:04,800 --> 03:45:05,360
They hang.

3854
03:45:05,660 --> 03:45:06,440
Because they killed our soldiers.

3855
03:45:06,660 --> 03:45:07,380
Fucking hell.

3856
03:45:08,520 --> 03:45:10,020
Don't go on the blind side.

3857
03:45:10,240 --> 03:45:11,860
Don't blind side the guards.

3858
03:45:11,860 --> 03:45:12,880
Because they don't like that.

3859
03:45:16,780 --> 03:45:18,140
Fucking more Farah here.

3860
03:45:21,140 --> 03:45:23,240
Got a lovely shirt in Farah there.

3861
03:45:23,240 --> 03:45:23,800
A few weeks ago.

3862
03:45:23,800 --> 03:45:25,480
I want to be made an example of.

3863
03:45:26,840 --> 03:45:27,640
Really nice.

3864
03:45:30,240 --> 03:45:32,340
Please, she's just scared to stand down.

3865
03:45:32,880 --> 03:45:33,080
Fuck.

3866
03:45:33,420 --> 03:45:34,600
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

3867
03:45:36,840 --> 03:45:38,160
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

3868
03:45:38,300 --> 03:45:39,680
I got the gun out.

3869
03:45:39,780 --> 03:45:40,860
Didn't mean to get the gun out.

3870
03:45:42,040 --> 03:45:44,740
Just get a little bit jumpy around these fuckers, you know?

3871
03:45:45,340 --> 03:45:45,800
Follow me.

3872
03:45:45,800 --> 03:45:46,800
Follow me.

3873
03:45:51,220 --> 03:45:51,540
Ah.

3874
03:45:53,300 --> 03:45:57,240
MC Cobblepot coming at you live and estranged.

3875
03:45:58,300 --> 03:46:00,720
Live and estranged from my family.

3876
03:46:01,060 --> 03:46:01,520
What is this?

3877
03:46:02,260 --> 03:46:03,800
Please, she's just scared of me.

3878
03:46:03,860 --> 03:46:04,300
Stand down.

3879
03:46:05,540 --> 03:46:06,340
I know what you mean.

3880
03:46:07,400 --> 03:46:09,320
Do you understand why we do this?

3881
03:46:09,780 --> 03:46:12,100
They hang because they killed our soldiers.

3882
03:46:12,400 --> 03:46:13,460
You're a fucking criminal.

3883
03:46:14,120 --> 03:46:14,760
You're a criminal.

3884
03:46:16,260 --> 03:46:17,780
You and the whole cabal.

3885
03:46:18,560 --> 03:46:19,540
You live peacefully.

3886
03:46:20,180 --> 03:46:20,440
Yeah.

3887
03:46:20,540 --> 03:46:21,780
Only if we help each other.

3888
03:46:21,800 --> 03:46:23,560
You're on the wrong side of history, you cunt.

3889
03:46:23,940 --> 03:46:26,100
It is the terrorists who caused this pain.

3890
03:46:26,100 --> 03:46:27,180
You're the terrorists.

3891
03:46:27,360 --> 03:46:29,020
Do you not stop to think you're the terrorists?

3892
03:46:29,020 --> 03:46:29,360
You're the terrorists.

3893
03:46:30,080 --> 03:46:32,940
Expose these terrorists and you will be rewarded.

3894
03:46:33,120 --> 03:46:33,900
Ass crap.

3895
03:46:34,940 --> 03:46:35,340
This way.

3896
03:46:35,940 --> 03:46:36,460
It's crap.

3897
03:46:37,660 --> 03:46:38,580
Hello, line four.

3898
03:46:38,600 --> 03:46:39,380
This is a goddamn war crime.

3899
03:46:39,940 --> 03:46:40,760
Good evening, gay.

3900
03:46:41,300 --> 03:46:42,620
Pat Cox, MEP here.

3901
03:46:43,300 --> 03:46:47,060
I'm just actually hanging from a girder off a digger at the moment.

3902
03:46:47,200 --> 03:46:48,920
Accomplish our mission and put an end to Pat Cox forever.

3903
03:46:48,920 --> 03:46:49,700
I can hear that.

3904
03:46:52,460 --> 03:46:55,320
Just back in from hanging from a digger from my neck.

3905
03:46:56,140 --> 03:46:58,320
And who's on the late, late but P. Flynn?

3906
03:46:59,420 --> 03:47:01,440
Well, shinjir kei.

3907
03:47:02,440 --> 03:47:03,680
Kanas tatu pi.

3908
03:47:04,340 --> 03:47:05,280
Very good, Pat.

3909
03:47:05,500 --> 03:47:07,780
And you were going to say something there, Pat.

3910
03:47:08,180 --> 03:47:08,520
He was.

3911
03:47:08,600 --> 03:47:09,540
Yes, he was.

3912
03:47:10,600 --> 03:47:12,200
Because I wanted to say something.

3913
03:47:13,120 --> 03:47:13,720
Pat greatly.

3914
03:47:13,840 --> 03:47:15,240
Pat Cox greatly enhances.

3915
03:47:15,740 --> 03:47:16,120
Sorry.

3916
03:47:16,360 --> 03:47:17,060
Where's Farah now?

3917
03:47:17,120 --> 03:47:17,620
Is she upstairs?

3918
03:47:17,740 --> 03:47:17,960
Is he?

3919
03:47:18,600 --> 03:47:19,660
Is she upstairs?

3920
03:47:19,780 --> 03:47:20,120
Is he?

3921
03:47:20,520 --> 03:47:24,640
Do you know because she's so masculine and she's like a fucking bloke and she's going around doing

3922
03:47:24,640 --> 03:47:25,180
the business.

3923
03:47:25,360 --> 03:47:25,580
Yes.

3924
03:47:25,940 --> 03:47:26,720
I said then.

3925
03:47:27,720 --> 03:47:29,520
Is she upstairs, Izzy?

3926
03:47:30,540 --> 03:47:32,380
Anyway, more of that to come, guys.

3927
03:47:32,460 --> 03:47:33,240
That's why you're here.

3928
03:47:34,180 --> 03:47:34,840
We take them out.

3929
03:47:35,020 --> 03:47:36,300
Forces from the base will come running.

3930
03:47:36,660 --> 03:47:38,220
Forces on the base will come running.

3931
03:47:38,900 --> 03:47:39,300
Yes.

3932
03:47:40,300 --> 03:47:41,220
Drone in the sky.

3933
03:47:43,500 --> 03:47:46,080
How am I meant to plant explosives on that shirt?

3934
03:47:46,180 --> 03:47:46,660
It's flying.

3935
03:47:48,040 --> 03:47:48,240
Huh?

3936
03:47:49,480 --> 03:47:50,520
Guards get in your way.

3937
03:47:50,720 --> 03:47:51,260
Take them out.

3938
03:47:51,480 --> 03:47:52,760
How do I get up there, like?

3939
03:47:52,760 --> 03:47:53,900
Be back here when you're through.

3940
03:47:54,400 --> 03:47:55,940
How am I meant to fucking do that?

3941
03:47:56,480 --> 03:47:57,240
Down here, is it?

3942
03:48:09,240 --> 03:48:14,000
One by one, we will eliminate these peoples.

3943
03:48:15,180 --> 03:48:19,120
Many of your peoples have done bad things to my peoples.

3944
03:48:19,900 --> 03:48:22,220
Many of your peoples must die.

3945
03:48:22,860 --> 03:48:24,940
It is my understanding...

3946
03:48:24,940 --> 03:48:24,940
It is my understanding...

3947
03:48:24,940 --> 03:48:25,940
It is my understanding...

3948
03:48:25,940 --> 03:48:26,440
Oh.

3949
03:48:26,440 --> 03:48:30,240
It is my understanding your peoples is bad men.

3950
03:48:30,820 --> 03:48:35,860
We must take control to stop world from being controlled by bad men.

3951
03:48:37,020 --> 03:48:37,560
Please.

3952
03:48:37,820 --> 03:48:38,940
Catch the...

3953
03:48:38,940 --> 03:48:40,980
Catch the bad man.

3954
03:48:40,980 --> 03:48:42,180
They will follow the rules.

3955
03:48:44,440 --> 03:48:47,320
Today, they will be finally blessed.

3956
03:48:47,320 --> 03:48:49,780
Rasputin is very happy.

3957
03:48:50,200 --> 03:48:51,400
Please lift...

3958
03:48:51,400 --> 03:48:56,780
Please be strong, man, and lift cinder block to sky, please.

3959
03:48:56,780 --> 03:49:03,660
You have made a grave miscalculation.

3960
03:49:03,900 --> 03:49:04,400
I will never...

3961
03:49:04,400 --> 03:49:07,700
Can I move through your...

3962
03:49:07,700 --> 03:49:11,080
Please can I go into your room with cinder block, please?

3963
03:49:11,080 --> 03:49:14,160
We will...

3964
03:49:14,160 --> 03:49:14,660
We will...

3965
03:49:14,660 --> 03:49:15,900
Fucking hell, hey.

3966
03:49:16,960 --> 03:49:18,080
Callum C.

3967
03:49:18,460 --> 03:49:19,540
And all this...

3968
03:49:19,540 --> 03:49:23,620
I want to tell you something about Callum C.

3969
03:49:24,240 --> 03:49:26,120
He's very sound.

3970
03:49:26,600 --> 03:49:28,620
Can't you see, Callum C?

3971
03:49:29,080 --> 03:49:30,160
That you're sound.

3972
03:49:34,620 --> 03:49:39,300
And a big thank you, too, also to Tom and Kerry.

3973
03:49:40,440 --> 03:49:41,720
And I want to tell you something.

3974
03:49:41,840 --> 03:49:44,700
Tom and Kerry are out there doing the business day in, day out.

3975
03:49:45,220 --> 03:49:46,380
Thank you very much, guys.

3976
03:49:47,020 --> 03:49:48,000
It means so much.

3977
03:49:48,080 --> 03:49:48,800
Thank you very much.

3978
03:49:49,800 --> 03:49:52,860
And there we go back into it again now for another...

3979
03:49:52,860 --> 03:49:54,040
Go at the game.

3980
03:49:55,160 --> 03:49:57,560
If you're back, welcome, everybody, to the stream.

3981
03:49:57,660 --> 03:49:58,560
It's Late Night Games.

3982
03:49:58,560 --> 03:50:01,560
This is an unprecedented stream.

3983
03:50:03,080 --> 03:50:06,040
And we're going for it big time.

3984
03:50:06,140 --> 03:50:07,100
We're going to clock the game.

3985
03:50:07,220 --> 03:50:11,000
The first ever Modern Warfare speedrun is being done by me tonight.

3986
03:50:11,420 --> 03:50:19,380
And you will be absolutely blown away by some of the stuff I'm going to be pulling out the bag soon enough.

3987
03:50:20,740 --> 03:50:22,280
So far, so bad.

3988
03:50:22,420 --> 03:50:26,160
We started off in London or some fucking country.

3989
03:50:26,260 --> 03:50:26,640
I don't know.

3990
03:50:26,640 --> 03:50:27,880
And then we went to London.

3991
03:50:29,940 --> 03:50:30,260
I am.

3992
03:50:30,440 --> 03:50:31,300
Where do I go?

3993
03:50:31,540 --> 03:50:34,440
I need to plant explosives up here, right?

3994
03:50:41,220 --> 03:50:42,480
Fucking lead-bound, man.

3995
03:50:43,220 --> 03:50:44,460
Maybe I can go through here.

3996
03:50:45,280 --> 03:50:46,420
Maybe I can do this.

3997
03:50:46,600 --> 03:50:47,700
I've got a plan.

3998
03:50:48,680 --> 03:50:49,380
I've got a plan.

3999
03:50:49,380 --> 03:50:52,920
Today, we can make an example.

4000
03:50:53,500 --> 03:50:55,400
No, no, no, no, no, no.

4001
03:50:57,260 --> 03:50:57,740
Two down.

4002
03:50:58,180 --> 03:50:58,900
Do you know what I mean?

4003
03:50:59,060 --> 03:51:01,920
Good night and God bless, dickheads.

4004
03:51:02,120 --> 03:51:03,480
Good night and God bless.

4005
03:51:04,340 --> 03:51:05,360
Rest in pieces.

4006
03:51:08,960 --> 03:51:10,180
When I slay their home at...

4007
03:51:10,180 --> 03:51:10,780
You're fucked.

4008
03:51:15,060 --> 03:51:18,720
Thank you very much, Cam Layton.

4009
03:51:21,120 --> 03:51:23,560
Now we'll pick the fucking blocks up again and go in with...

4010
03:51:23,560 --> 03:51:23,920
No, no.

4011
03:51:24,920 --> 03:51:28,480
I was going to go in blocks blazing, but I think I'll just keep it Max Darwin.

4012
03:51:31,840 --> 03:51:32,560
Strictly Max.

4013
03:51:35,400 --> 03:51:37,480
I aim particular, I bang like vehicular.

4014
03:51:38,220 --> 03:51:38,820
Do you know what I mean?

4015
03:51:42,620 --> 03:51:43,800
Fucking dogs and everything.

4016
03:51:54,200 --> 03:51:55,800
It's fucking dangerous.

4017
03:51:56,520 --> 03:51:58,540
It's a dangerous place to be living.

4018
03:51:59,540 --> 03:52:01,060
Is there another shadow?

4019
03:52:01,600 --> 03:52:03,560
There's another couple of shadow men there.

4020
03:52:12,380 --> 03:52:13,160
Fucking die.

4021
03:52:15,320 --> 03:52:16,440
Couple of snakes down.

4022
03:52:16,520 --> 03:52:17,800
That's two snakes in the can.

4023
03:52:18,920 --> 03:52:19,700
Keep them for later.

4024
03:52:19,820 --> 03:52:21,160
We might microwave them later on.

4025
03:52:21,300 --> 03:52:22,040
Attach sight.

4026
03:52:22,440 --> 03:52:23,200
I think so, man.

4027
03:52:25,360 --> 03:52:26,260
Got a red dot.

4028
03:52:26,380 --> 03:52:28,000
Doesn't really do much, though.

4029
03:52:28,760 --> 03:52:29,340
Look at this.

4030
03:52:29,740 --> 03:52:30,280
Tweedle D.

4031
03:52:32,160 --> 03:52:33,640
Tweedle D and Tweedle fucked.

4032
03:52:44,580 --> 03:52:45,020
Strong.

4033
03:52:46,600 --> 03:52:47,080
Strong.

4034
03:52:49,360 --> 03:52:51,080
We are strong.

4035
03:52:54,400 --> 03:52:57,360
Do you reckon the Russians are really doing this over in Syria now?

4036
03:52:57,360 --> 03:52:58,100
They're going up.

4037
03:52:58,100 --> 03:52:58,160
They're going up.

4038
03:52:58,320 --> 03:52:59,100
And they're fucking...

4039
03:52:59,100 --> 03:53:07,440
Do you reckon they're just standing on the tops of buildings shouting shite out of a megaphone?

4040
03:53:09,180 --> 03:53:09,660
Please.

4041
03:53:10,400 --> 03:53:12,120
Do not be afraid of us.

4042
03:53:14,020 --> 03:53:17,680
We have mad bombing machines from Skye with rain death.

4043
03:53:18,260 --> 03:53:19,320
Do not be afraid.

4044
03:53:20,100 --> 03:53:22,280
We are nicer than American boom boom.

4045
03:53:23,140 --> 03:53:24,920
We are Russian boom boom.

4046
03:53:25,260 --> 03:53:25,880
I permanently...

4047
03:53:25,880 --> 03:53:26,580
Stop.

4048
03:53:26,580 --> 03:53:27,080
Eliminating...

4049
03:53:27,080 --> 03:53:27,440
Eliminating...

4050
03:53:27,440 --> 03:53:29,380
We are sounder than Americans.

4051
03:53:29,380 --> 03:53:30,120
Left side.

4052
03:53:30,920 --> 03:53:31,920
We are a lot...

4053
03:53:31,920 --> 03:53:32,580
Ha ha ha ha.

4054
03:53:32,580 --> 03:53:35,880
We are sounder.

4055
03:53:35,880 --> 03:53:40,320
What the fuck was that, man?

4056
03:53:41,260 --> 03:53:43,980
Mike Tyson has two white tigers back in the day.

4057
03:53:45,180 --> 03:53:51,520
Keep your eyes on the prize, dick chops.

4058
03:53:54,700 --> 03:53:55,400
Comet hurt.

4059
03:54:04,160 --> 03:54:07,240
Top of the stairs, left side.

4060
03:54:07,300 --> 03:54:07,700
No problem.

4061
03:54:07,900 --> 03:54:08,400
Watch this.

4062
03:54:09,040 --> 03:54:09,640
Fuck you.

4063
03:54:11,740 --> 03:54:13,340
Someone else want to try this game.

4064
03:54:13,440 --> 03:54:13,600
Do they?

4065
03:54:14,300 --> 03:54:14,700
Fuck.

4066
03:54:15,500 --> 03:54:16,400
Someone behind me.

4067
03:54:16,440 --> 03:54:17,000
I can see...

4068
03:54:17,000 --> 03:54:17,740
I know that.

4069
03:54:17,820 --> 03:54:18,460
Right behind me.

4070
03:54:18,480 --> 03:54:18,920
I've seen it.

4071
03:54:19,040 --> 03:54:19,860
I can see it.

4072
03:54:19,860 --> 03:54:19,880
I can see it.

4073
03:54:19,880 --> 03:54:19,900
I can see it.

4074
03:54:19,900 --> 03:54:20,260
You're open.

4075
03:54:20,740 --> 03:54:21,960
When in front of Gowls.

4076
03:54:24,960 --> 03:54:25,640
Look at this.

4077
03:54:35,220 --> 03:54:37,520
Nice bit of fucking tactical work there.

4078
03:54:40,480 --> 03:54:42,600
Do not trust American man.

4079
03:54:43,020 --> 03:54:43,640
Please.

4080
03:54:44,860 --> 03:54:46,600
Besieged people of Syria.

4081
03:54:47,320 --> 03:54:49,660
Do not trust American bomb bomb machine.

4082
03:54:50,880 --> 03:54:52,460
Russian bomb bomb machine.

4083
03:54:53,280 --> 03:54:56,160
Much nicer than American bomb bomb machine.

4084
03:55:00,020 --> 03:55:01,480
Your president...

4085
03:55:02,940 --> 03:55:03,480
Basha ala...

4086
03:55:04,000 --> 03:55:07,300
Al-Basha Assad is nice man.

4087
03:55:07,720 --> 03:55:08,220
Please.

4088
03:55:09,280 --> 03:55:09,680
Please.

4089
03:55:09,680 --> 03:55:11,360
Give him a chance.

4090
03:55:16,160 --> 03:55:16,760
I have...

4091
03:55:16,760 --> 03:55:20,680
I am changing my name to Basha ala Assad.

4092
03:55:21,200 --> 03:55:22,780
Next Tuesday weeknight.

4093
03:55:27,360 --> 03:55:28,400
Sorry Muttman.

4094
03:55:28,520 --> 03:55:30,100
Muttman had to fucking go.

4095
03:55:30,640 --> 03:55:31,520
Because he was gonna...

4096
03:55:31,520 --> 03:55:33,380
He was gonna raise the alarm man.

4097
03:55:34,060 --> 03:55:34,380
Look.

4098
03:55:34,480 --> 03:55:35,880
I fucking love dogs man.

4099
03:55:36,400 --> 03:55:37,000
But that cunt.

4100
03:55:37,260 --> 03:55:38,580
He needed to get got.

4101
03:55:38,580 --> 03:55:42,520
Meet with Mo Farah now.

4102
03:55:42,600 --> 03:55:43,580
She's down there somewhere.

4103
03:55:43,580 --> 03:55:46,380
And security of those who follow the rules.

4104
03:55:49,700 --> 03:55:50,400
We're clear.

4105
03:55:50,740 --> 03:55:51,080
It's time.

4106
03:55:56,260 --> 03:55:56,940
Uh oh.

4107
03:55:56,940 --> 03:55:58,440
Someone walking over to me.

4108
03:55:58,480 --> 03:55:59,000
I can hear them.

4109
03:55:59,000 --> 03:56:01,340
Terror effects and secret plans.

4110
03:56:03,040 --> 03:56:04,160
I've made a grave.

4111
03:56:04,440 --> 03:56:05,380
We've got to lay things.

4112
03:56:06,060 --> 03:56:06,320
Okay.

4113
03:56:06,360 --> 03:56:07,260
We're done skis Farah.

4114
03:56:07,260 --> 03:56:07,660
Where are you?

4115
03:56:07,980 --> 03:56:12,080
I will have to help you push out of the plans.

4116
03:56:12,080 --> 03:56:14,940
Why not help you leave me in terror?

4117
03:56:14,940 --> 03:56:16,920
How are you, Farrah? What's the crack? We did it.

4118
03:56:18,340 --> 03:56:21,480
I will move out of these interventions.

4119
03:56:22,700 --> 03:56:24,460
And all the staff are in my room.

4120
03:56:24,460 --> 03:56:25,580
Blow the helicopter, Alex.

4121
03:56:25,660 --> 03:56:28,160
The fucking dog was a terrorist. Don't be having a go at me, man.

4122
03:56:28,200 --> 03:56:29,220
The dog was a terrorist.

4123
03:56:30,240 --> 03:56:30,960
Look at this now.

4124
03:56:31,020 --> 03:56:31,520
Fire in the hole.

4125
03:56:32,460 --> 03:56:33,640
Fire up your hole.

4126
03:56:34,920 --> 03:56:35,980
Fucking beautiful, Alex.

4127
03:56:36,200 --> 03:56:36,780
Fucking beautiful.

4128
03:56:37,260 --> 03:56:39,040
Fucking beautiful, Alex.

4129
03:56:41,960 --> 03:56:42,720
Yeah?

4130
03:56:43,840 --> 03:56:44,560
Let me go down.

4131
03:56:46,000 --> 03:56:47,860
Siri, it's all kicking off now, man.

4132
03:56:50,180 --> 03:56:51,540
The builder here now.

4133
03:56:57,220 --> 03:56:59,700
Just another day in the Middle East.

4134
03:57:01,420 --> 03:57:02,140
Sad stuff.

4135
03:57:06,540 --> 03:57:07,040
Farrah.

4136
03:57:07,040 --> 03:57:08,780
More than coming. Follow close.

4137
03:57:11,660 --> 03:57:14,080
Farrah doesn't... she doesn't mind getting fucking hands dirty.

4138
03:57:14,080 --> 03:57:24,000
Farrah's boots stink.

4139
03:57:24,000 --> 03:57:25,240
But we have to get over the attack before it's too late.

4140
03:57:25,240 --> 03:57:26,480
Her boots are in my face.

4141
03:57:26,480 --> 03:57:27,620
It's... they stink.

4142
03:57:28,400 --> 03:57:30,040
She's been walking on dog shit as well.

4143
03:57:30,040 --> 03:57:35,920
We need to get into a restaurant, Farrah, and you can scrape off the dog poop with a knife.

4144
03:57:36,920 --> 03:57:37,560
Or a fork.

4145
03:57:37,560 --> 03:57:38,060
Fuck.

4146
03:57:38,060 --> 03:57:38,360
Fuck.

4147
03:57:40,300 --> 03:57:41,160
Come on, Farrah, run.

4148
03:57:42,820 --> 03:57:43,200
Jesus.

4149
03:57:43,200 --> 03:57:43,220
Jesus.

4150
03:57:43,220 --> 03:57:43,300
Jesus.

4151
03:57:45,100 --> 03:57:46,200
More Farrah there, man.

4152
03:57:46,980 --> 03:57:47,300
Salazar.

4153
03:57:47,520 --> 03:57:48,440
She's been...

4154
03:57:48,440 --> 03:57:49,460
Hanging out with Salazar.

4155
03:57:49,640 --> 03:57:50,780
She can run faster now.

4156
03:57:51,740 --> 03:57:54,300
Salazar's giving her the fucking injections every night.

4157
03:57:55,860 --> 03:57:56,720
Before bedtime.

4158
03:57:59,520 --> 03:58:02,380
Mo Salazar is going to be running the Olympics next week.

4159
03:58:03,540 --> 03:58:07,260
They've fucking brought the Olympics forward a few years just because they needed to be done

4160
03:58:07,260 --> 03:58:07,680
faster.

4161
03:58:08,340 --> 03:58:11,220
And then they're going to do it every two years now instead of every four.

4162
03:58:12,020 --> 03:58:17,180
Mo Farrah is going to be injecting Salazar into his lung capacity later on so that he can

4163
03:58:17,180 --> 03:58:18,180
run harder and faster.

4164
03:58:18,180 --> 03:58:19,080
Don't move.

4165
03:58:24,740 --> 03:58:26,360
Robby, thank you very much, Robby.

4166
03:58:27,520 --> 03:58:30,540
I reckon Farrah would give the speed run a good lash.

4167
03:58:30,680 --> 03:58:31,180
Yeah, I'm a little evil.

4168
03:58:32,720 --> 03:58:33,580
Fuck, now, man.

4169
03:58:33,640 --> 03:58:36,480
That's the end of the speed run there, I'd say.

4170
03:58:40,900 --> 03:58:41,720
Alex, get down.

4171
03:58:43,420 --> 03:58:44,160
Don't move.

4172
03:58:45,500 --> 03:58:46,580
Don't move, please.

4173
03:58:46,800 --> 03:58:47,300
Thank you.

4174
03:58:47,300 --> 03:58:49,540
Alright.

4175
03:58:53,780 --> 03:58:55,020
Bit of a shame there.

4176
03:58:55,240 --> 03:58:58,080
That was a shame there about that fucking bit that happened there.

4177
03:58:59,300 --> 03:58:59,760
Alex, get down.

4178
03:58:59,760 --> 03:59:00,100
Don't move.

4179
03:59:06,200 --> 03:59:07,500
Keep your head still.

4180
03:59:08,000 --> 03:59:09,440
Ah, for fuck's sake.

4181
03:59:15,140 --> 03:59:16,340
Farrah Assad.

4182
03:59:17,040 --> 03:59:17,720
Alex, get down.

4183
03:59:19,400 --> 03:59:20,200
Don't move.

4184
03:59:26,360 --> 03:59:27,500
Keep your head still.

4185
03:59:36,080 --> 03:59:37,700
How the fuck are they walking over me?

4186
03:59:37,920 --> 03:59:42,200
No way would they not see me there.

4187
03:59:42,340 --> 03:59:43,920
No way would they not see me there.

4188
03:59:44,400 --> 03:59:46,240
No way would they not see me there.

4189
03:59:46,240 --> 03:59:46,740
Move up.

4190
03:59:47,240 --> 03:59:56,560
Shoot.

4191
03:59:56,560 --> 03:59:57,120
Shoot the left.

4192
03:59:57,120 --> 04:00:01,440
Shoot the left to this.

4193
04:00:01,440 --> 04:00:01,440
Shoot the left to this.

4194
04:00:05,640 --> 04:00:06,380
Good work.

4195
04:00:12,420 --> 04:00:13,020
move in.

4196
04:00:13,020 --> 04:00:13,020
Move in.

4197
04:00:13,020 --> 04:00:15,900
Move in.

4198
04:00:18,300 --> 04:00:19,240
Move in, move out.

4199
04:00:23,240 --> 04:00:24,200
Farrah's good, isn't she?

4200
04:00:24,740 --> 04:00:26,060
She's great at what she does.

4201
04:00:32,060 --> 04:00:32,660
Alex, over here.

4202
04:00:32,660 --> 04:00:32,840
Alex, over here.

4203
04:00:33,000 --> 04:00:33,660
Ah, shut up.

4204
04:00:34,080 --> 04:00:35,520
Trying to fucking check the chat here.

4205
04:00:38,080 --> 04:00:39,940
Stan Warrinka would be proud.

4206
04:00:42,100 --> 04:00:43,140
Stalin would be proud.

4207
04:00:43,560 --> 04:00:44,600
Pregroup on my position.

4208
04:00:45,100 --> 04:00:45,360
Okay.

4209
04:00:46,020 --> 04:00:47,120
Let's do this, Farrah.

4210
04:00:47,300 --> 04:00:48,740
We're with you every step of the way.

4211
04:00:48,740 --> 04:00:48,780
Look.

4212
04:00:49,240 --> 04:00:50,500
Reinforcement from the airbase.

4213
04:00:51,000 --> 04:00:51,800
Our plan is working.

4214
04:00:52,920 --> 04:00:53,480
Yes.

4215
04:00:55,380 --> 04:00:55,880
Stop.

4216
04:00:58,800 --> 04:00:59,140
Shit.

4217
04:00:59,760 --> 04:01:00,580
Tarek's door is open.

4218
04:01:02,200 --> 04:01:02,880
Where's Tarek?

4219
04:01:03,760 --> 04:01:04,100
Dead.

4220
04:01:05,600 --> 04:01:06,840
He would never abandon his post.

4221
04:01:09,020 --> 04:01:09,480
Let's go.

4222
04:01:18,280 --> 04:01:19,720
The chat isn't working for me now.

4223
04:01:19,820 --> 04:01:21,420
I can't fucking read any chat messages.

4224
04:01:21,600 --> 04:01:22,060
Let's head down.

4225
04:01:22,440 --> 04:01:22,960
Get to Hadir.

4226
04:01:22,960 --> 04:01:29,640
Kevin Murphy says LMAO.

4227
04:01:29,740 --> 04:01:31,800
Is that the last thing that was written in the chat?

4228
04:01:32,200 --> 04:01:32,360
Just.

4229
04:01:34,760 --> 04:01:36,040
Ah, fucking hell, man.

4230
04:01:36,100 --> 04:01:36,560
The age is.

4231
04:01:38,400 --> 04:01:39,400
This isn't working.

4232
04:01:39,400 --> 04:01:40,940
The chat is not working for me.

4233
04:01:41,360 --> 04:01:41,820
Fuck.

4234
04:01:41,820 --> 04:01:56,520
that is a fucking shame

4235
04:01:56,520 --> 04:01:58,780
that is a fucking shame

4236
04:01:58,780 --> 04:02:20,220
you lost good people today

4237
04:02:20,220 --> 04:02:24,280
thought she was going to shoot me then

4238
04:02:24,280 --> 04:02:27,260
yeah

4239
04:02:27,260 --> 04:02:30,820
we're in for a hell of a fight death are in vain no?

4240
04:02:39,560 --> 04:02:42,580
let me see if I can fucking read this chat on a different thing

4241
04:02:42,580 --> 04:02:52,140
language man

4242
04:02:55,740 --> 04:03:01,300
no grenades please thank you

4243
04:03:01,300 --> 04:03:01,580
not bad

4244
04:03:01,580 --> 04:03:04,920
think we fight this war with sticks and stones?

4245
04:03:08,040 --> 04:03:10,040
I'm in the way, I'm in the way.

4246
04:03:10,520 --> 04:03:11,520
I'm in the way.

4247
04:03:11,520 --> 04:03:12,160
What's that?

4248
04:03:12,160 --> 04:03:16,720
The Russians only understand violence, so I show them violence.

4249
04:03:16,720 --> 04:03:21,200
Barkov has an air force, so we have one too.

4250
04:03:21,200 --> 04:03:28,640
Alex, come. To the roof.

4251
04:03:28,640 --> 04:03:43,840
I don't know what you're at. I don't know what you're at. I don't know what you're at.

4252
04:03:43,840 --> 04:03:57,840
Are we ready? Yes, Commander. Let's fly. Fly plane. Nice. I'm in. Look at this.

4253
04:03:57,840 --> 04:04:08,720
Stay low. The head base is ahead. Got a fucking... a helicopter? Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ.

4254
04:04:08,720 --> 04:04:16,880
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out! Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ!

4255
04:04:18,320 --> 04:04:23,440
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out! Let's fly. Let's get down.

4256
04:04:25,040 --> 04:04:30,640
Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out!

4257
04:04:32,080 --> 04:04:33,120
Okay, now we gotta move.

4258
04:04:35,680 --> 04:04:39,920
I think the chat... I can see the chat now, I think.

4259
04:04:39,920 --> 04:04:41,120
Requesting close air support.

4260
04:04:41,120 --> 04:04:43,520
Tronite, chat not working, that's injustice. Is that true?

4261
04:04:45,280 --> 04:04:47,680
Someone can write another message under Tronite there.

4262
04:04:49,520 --> 04:04:55,520
So I can see whether it's working. Get ready. We attack their armories, take their weapons and take their airfield.

4263
04:04:55,520 --> 04:04:58,320
Time, Karim. Cousins, we fight to free Earth.

4264
04:05:00,080 --> 04:05:02,800
What are you doing? Cease fire! Black and midfah!

4265
04:05:10,640 --> 04:05:11,640
Yes!

4266
04:05:12,340 --> 04:05:13,040
Go!

4267
04:05:13,040 --> 04:05:14,040
Go!

4268
04:05:14,040 --> 04:05:15,040
Go!

4269
04:05:15,040 --> 04:05:16,040
Go!

4270
04:05:16,040 --> 04:05:17,040
Go!

4271
04:05:17,040 --> 04:05:47,020
It's a bit of a problem.

4272
04:05:47,020 --> 04:05:54,020
Fucking guns blazing man. Give him everything.

4273
04:05:54,020 --> 04:06:24,000
I'm not going to die.

4274
04:06:24,000 --> 04:06:28,960
Watch out! There's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out!

4275
04:06:31,760 --> 04:06:36,760
What am I doing?

4276
04:06:36,760 --> 04:06:41,720
What am I doing?

4277
04:06:41,720 --> 04:06:46,680
What am I doing?

4278
04:06:46,680 --> 04:06:51,640
What am I doing?

4279
04:06:51,640 --> 04:06:56,600
What am I doing?

4280
04:06:56,600 --> 04:07:01,560
What am I doing?

4281
04:07:01,560 --> 04:07:06,520
What am I doing?

4282
04:07:06,520 --> 04:07:08,520
What am I doing?

4283
04:07:08,520 --> 04:07:13,480
What am I doing?

4284
04:07:13,480 --> 04:07:18,440
What am I doing?

4285
04:07:18,440 --> 04:07:20,440
What am I doing?

4286
04:07:20,440 --> 04:07:25,400
What am I doing?

4287
04:07:25,400 --> 04:07:30,360
What am I doing?

4288
04:07:30,360 --> 04:07:32,360
What am I doing?

4289
04:07:32,360 --> 04:07:34,360
What am I doing?

4290
04:07:34,360 --> 04:07:43,320
What am I doing?

4291
04:07:43,320 --> 04:07:45,320
What am I doing?

4292
04:07:45,320 --> 04:07:47,320
What am I doing?

4293
04:07:47,320 --> 04:07:54,320
*Loud fire*

4294
04:07:54,320 --> 04:07:59,320
*Loud fire*

4295
04:07:59,320 --> 04:08:01,320
And again!

4296
04:08:15,320 --> 04:08:17,320
Fucking suicide boy!

4297
04:08:21,320 --> 04:08:23,320
Suicide boys!

4298
04:08:25,320 --> 04:08:29,320
*Loud fire*

4299
04:08:33,320 --> 04:08:37,320
Fucking took them well out of it man, suicide to the max!

4300
04:08:37,320 --> 04:08:39,320
That's it! Standby for next win!

4301
04:08:43,320 --> 04:08:45,320
*Loud fire*

4302
04:08:45,320 --> 04:08:47,320
Tetral bomb! See you later lads!

4303
04:08:47,320 --> 04:08:49,320
Crying hell!

4304
04:08:49,320 --> 04:08:51,320
*Loud fire*

4305
04:08:51,320 --> 04:08:53,320
Fuck!

4306
04:08:53,320 --> 04:08:55,320
*Loud fire*

4307
04:08:55,320 --> 04:08:57,320
*Loud fire*

4308
04:08:57,320 --> 04:08:59,320
*Loud fire*

4309
04:08:59,320 --> 04:09:01,320
*Loud fire*

4310
04:09:01,320 --> 04:09:03,320
*Loud fire*

4311
04:09:03,320 --> 04:09:05,320
*Loud fire*

4312
04:09:05,320 --> 04:09:07,320
*Loud fire*

4313
04:09:07,320 --> 04:09:09,320
*Loud fire*

4314
04:09:09,320 --> 04:09:11,320
*Loud fire*

4315
04:09:11,320 --> 04:09:13,320
*Loud fire*

4316
04:09:13,320 --> 04:09:16,840
No, maybe not.

4317
04:09:25,580 --> 04:09:26,340
Balls.

4318
04:09:27,720 --> 04:09:28,860
Oh, it's fucked.

4319
04:09:31,440 --> 04:09:32,380
Chat's fucked.

4320
04:09:35,540 --> 04:09:38,460
Might need to end the stream.

4321
04:09:38,460 --> 04:09:45,460
What?

4322
04:10:00,020 --> 04:10:03,200
I keep on seeing a message there and it's like, oh, the chat's fine.

4323
04:10:03,260 --> 04:10:05,140
And then it just goes fucking haywire again.

4324
04:10:05,140 --> 04:10:13,780
I like the suicide bomb and it's fucking class.

4325
04:10:13,920 --> 04:10:15,820
And it's not suicide as well because you don't die.

4326
04:10:21,360 --> 04:10:22,940
Trying to no-scope that lad.

4327
04:10:22,940 --> 04:10:38,400
I can't fucking see me.

4328
04:10:38,400 --> 04:10:40,500
I can't fucking see me.

4329
04:10:40,500 --> 04:10:49,460
Alex, the trains are in.

4330
04:10:53,180 --> 04:10:54,080
The trains are in.

4331
04:10:54,080 --> 04:11:03,140
They're on the roof.

4332
04:11:03,140 --> 04:11:17,140
Alix, Forte Station to the store.

4333
04:11:17,140 --> 04:11:21,140
They're on the roof.

4334
04:11:21,140 --> 04:11:25,140
Go for the director!

4335
04:11:25,140 --> 04:11:53,140
Oh, fucking hell.

4336
04:11:53,140 --> 04:11:55,140
I'm gonna get my own man on fire.

4337
04:11:55,140 --> 04:11:57,140
It's not a good look.

4338
04:11:57,140 --> 04:12:03,140
I'm sorry there everyone, I can't read the chat because it's just not working.

4339
04:12:03,140 --> 04:12:16,140
It's a real pisser because I can't really have fun unless I fucking know these people there who I can interact with.

4340
04:12:16,140 --> 04:12:18,140
This is fucking not good.

4341
04:12:18,140 --> 04:12:20,140
Okay, fuck it.

4342
04:12:20,140 --> 04:12:22,140
We'll leave it because I can't read the chat.

4343
04:12:22,140 --> 04:12:30,140
That is an absolute shame that because the proxy war we were gonna speed run this guy into next Tuesday and we can't do that anymore.

4344
04:12:30,140 --> 04:12:32,140
Such injustice.

4345
04:12:32,140 --> 04:12:36,140
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out!

4346
04:12:36,140 --> 04:12:40,140
And, uh, let me have a look now.

4347
04:12:40,140 --> 04:13:10,120
Okay, thanks very much for watching. I'm sorry I had to come to this half one. I don't know whether or not to stop it and restart. Ah, fuck, it's been too long. I could play more of this though, but I mean, fuck it. And I'm taught. I'm at the moment. I'm talking to nothing. Talking to no one.

4348
04:13:10,120 --> 04:13:36,940
So I can see a number there. There's people probably there, but I can't fuck it. It's fucked. I'll talk to you later on and thanks very much for watching and cheers and all the best and best luck with you and thank you very much and all the best with you as well and take it easy and we'll talk to you later on and thanks very much and thanks very much. Chat's fine now, is it? Still broken. Everything's stopped. Better luck next time.

4349
04:13:36,940 --> 04:13:56,700
Just when J... I just wrote JJJ in the chat and now everyone's fucking writing in the chat. Oh my god.

4350
04:13:58,700 --> 04:14:02,700
I'm getting messages from you that you were writing five minutes ago.

4351
04:14:02,700 --> 04:14:13,100
Fuck. Okay, I'll see you later.

4352
04:14:13,980 --> 04:14:15,440
But, nah, it's not fine, Nathan.

4353
04:14:16,260 --> 04:14:17,100
It's not fine.

4354
04:14:20,800 --> 04:14:22,400
It's just quiet. It's sound.

4355
04:14:22,540 --> 04:14:25,060
Just keep playing if you feel like it. I don't know about that, man.

4356
04:14:25,180 --> 04:14:27,360
I just fucking... I want to be fucking shouting funny.

4357
04:14:27,500 --> 04:14:32,300
Like, trying to make myself laugh and then you laugh at the same time.

4358
04:14:32,960 --> 04:14:33,900
Or trying to just...

4359
04:14:34,920 --> 04:14:38,140
There's no... The interaction is probably mixed up.

4360
04:14:38,540 --> 04:14:41,820
I would... If there was no interaction, I wouldn't bother playing the fucking games.

4361
04:14:43,720 --> 04:14:46,800
I've... Chris Murphy, I've loaded up the YouTube stream, man.

4362
04:14:47,020 --> 04:14:48,860
Loaded that up and it's not working.

4363
04:14:50,280 --> 04:14:52,260
Although I can see your message now, Chris.

4364
04:14:52,780 --> 04:14:57,740
Maybe this does work.

4365
04:15:01,800 --> 04:15:02,240
Nah.

4366
04:15:04,300 --> 04:15:05,440
Nah, it's... It's stuck.

4367
04:15:05,920 --> 04:15:07,000
Right, we'll see you later.

4368
04:15:07,600 --> 04:15:08,940
Good night and God bless.

4369
04:15:08,940 --> 04:15:09,440
*sniff*

4370
04:15:09,440 --> 04:15:12,040
Thank you.