1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,000 *Music* 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:22,000 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:32,000 They do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,000 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,000 *Sigh* 10 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:06,000 *Music* 11 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Welcome to Sunday Night Games. 12 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 *Music* 13 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 *Music* 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:34,000 *Music* 15 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,720 Let me say yeah! 16 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,720 Go! 17 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,720 Go! 18 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,720 Go! 19 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,720 Go! 20 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,720 Go! 21 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,720 Go! 22 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,720 Go! 23 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,720 Go! 24 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,720 Go! 25 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,720 Go! 26 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,720 Go! 27 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,720 Go! 28 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,720 Go! 29 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,720 Go! 30 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,720 Go! 31 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,720 Go! 32 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:19,860 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limit 33 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:26,700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limit 34 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:40,380 No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky No valley too deep, no mountain too high 35 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:47,260 No, no limits, we'll give up the fight We do what we want, and we do it with pride 36 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:54,220 Let me say yeah! 37 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:59,100 Heart to the core, I feel the floor When I'm on stage, yo, you ask some more 38 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,520 I'm on the edge, I know the last I work real hard to collect my cash 39 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,220 Tick, tick, tick, tick, take the time 40 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,980 When I'm going, I'm going to mine 41 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,680 Open your ears and you will hear it 42 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,420 I tell you this cause there's no limit 43 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:12,080 No, no, no, no, no, no 44 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,780 No, no, no, no, no 45 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:16,100 No, no, there's no limit 46 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,840 No, no, no, no, no 47 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,580 No, no, no, no, no 48 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:22,820 No, no, there's no limit 49 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:39,800 No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky 50 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,320 No valley too deep, no mountain too high 51 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,620 No, no limits, we'll give up the fight 52 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:50,160 We do what we want, and we do it with pride 53 00:03:50,160 --> 00:04:20,140 No limits, we'll give up the fight 54 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:22,560 We'll push the sky, and drive to dis me cause I'll sell off 55 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,360 I'm making techno and I'm proud 56 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:41,020 No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky 57 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:44,140 No valley too deep, no mountain too high 58 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:47,560 No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky 59 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,180 We'll do what we want, and we'll do it with pride 60 00:04:51,180 --> 00:05:02,480 Lovely stuff, what a brilliant tune now 61 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,340 From 2 Unlimited 62 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:07,520 We won't play that one there, I don't know what that is 63 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,600 Dance monkey, I... 64 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,220 What's this? 65 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:21,260 Shite, shite, absolute shite 66 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:22,040 How are you getting on? 67 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,840 You can't beat the old stuff 68 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,920 How are you getting on? You will 69 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,180 Welcome to the bus 70 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:33,300 Now you'd like a single ticket, no problem 71 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,640 Thank you 72 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,480 Thank you 73 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,180 Thank you 74 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:43,540 I hope I'll be able to catch some sleep along the way 75 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:44,700 Oh you will, you will, yeah 76 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:45,700 You will 77 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,360 Oh, we are off 78 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,480 A lovely quiet bus today 79 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:57,480 The radio... 80 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,060 The radio working 81 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:06,780 Who is she talking to? 82 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,280 Down there at the back 83 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,760 Weaset time 84 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,740 Now 85 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,180 What the hell is going on here? 86 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,400 We've no radio, folks 87 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:27,720 Well... 88 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,180 Next stop, Giant Alley 89 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,080 What can you do? 90 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:36,320 We might, we might, we might have to rejig it 91 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,180 Well, it's nice having a bit of a... 92 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:43,780 You know, a little bit of peace and quiet to yourself 93 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:44,700 Get the head together 94 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,940 But, uh, coming in off the back of a 2 Unlimited 95 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,020 No Unlimited 96 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,880 No Unlimited, Tune Unlimited 97 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,020 Dance 98 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:57,240 It's kinda, uh, it's a bit of an anticlimactic situation, like, you know 99 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,020 Fucking hell 100 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:07,800 The old red light, huh? 101 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,400 The old red light 102 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,300 Mean stop, like 103 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:18,480 In other cultures it could mean go as well 104 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,120 How you getting that? 105 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,320 But I don't know what cultures they are 106 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,260 But, uh, maybe you might know out there in the cyber chat world 107 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,760 In cyberspace 108 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,340 You people out there 109 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,840 In the cyber world might have a clue 110 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,960 I'm not sure 111 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:42,520 Yesterday I bought some shampoo 112 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,520 Uh-huh 113 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,760 Don't care 114 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,960 I really don't care 115 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,320 Some of the people on this bus, they often do talk to me 116 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,800 But I have nothing to say to them 117 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,200 Um, conversational-wise, like, you know, they're always talking about 118 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:04,040 The party going on down the old sawmill or the, uh, there's a film on nowadays 119 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,240 Or a show called Game of Thrones 120 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,280 And something of paradise or something like that now is a new one 121 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:14,340 I can't remember what, what, what it is that's popular 122 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:17,020 But it's doing a lot of business anyway 123 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,680 Laura, thank you very much, Laura 124 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,880 Very kind of you 125 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,420 Hopefully you're well 126 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,780 But I can't remember 127 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,620 I think it's called 128 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:29,580 Winter of Passion 129 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,600 That's it 130 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,080 They're all into Winter of Passion now 131 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,260 There's a whole series, there's six, six series of it 132 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:40,500 Marie, thank you very much 133 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,820 Thank you very much, Marie 134 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,680 Eh, we've got a green 135 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,380 Green light a go 136 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:55,620 I hope you're, uh, you're, you're all keeping well now 137 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,620 I don't have a bit of donating 138 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,180 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah 139 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,740 Jay Magoo, how are you? 140 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,380 You're beautiful? 141 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,540 Thank you very much, Jay Magoo 142 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,340 Bit of a pothole there 143 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,180 Oh, we have to stop 144 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:19,780 Didn't indicate 145 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,500 Stand clear, the doors are open 146 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,660 Stand clear, the doors are open 147 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:34,580 How are ya? 148 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,580 How are ya, missus? Are you well? 149 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,020 What's the story? 150 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,060 Are you well? 151 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:43,140 No 152 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,140 Thank you very much 153 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,340 And you'll, and uh, one senior single 154 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:49,620 And you have 18.20 155 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,100 18.20 change, cause you gave me a 20 euro 156 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,660 20 cent 157 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,500 Have you heard the bells? 158 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,580 The bells are ringing 159 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:05,940 The bells are ringing there, back down the back 160 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,660 The bells are ringing 161 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:08,980 Somebody's getting married 162 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:20,500 It's a lovely town 163 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:25,140 Feels like we partied the whole night through 164 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:25,700 Where? 165 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,660 The old sawmill 166 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,300 Exactly 167 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,060 I'm so tired 168 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,580 The old sawmill 169 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:33,380 Everybody's invited to the old sawmill apart from Tommy 170 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:34,740 Fucking hell 171 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,860 Be careful where you're swinging this beast 172 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:41,140 Be careful where you're swinging your beast 173 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,260 Whoa! 174 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,660 And make sure you've got solid breaks 175 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,980 Absolutely solid breaks 176 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,940 I don't know if you're donating 177 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,460 Titanium 178 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:52,660 I don't know if it's donating 179 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:53,140 Yeah 180 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,580 Thank you very much titanium 181 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,780 You're a great friend of the stream and a great metal 182 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,300 Or alloy 183 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,020 I'm not sure 184 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:11,060 I am not sure if titanium is an element that they can get from the earth 185 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,260 Or is it an alloy? 186 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:12,740 We don't know 187 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,780 He's a universe donating 188 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:14,500 Yeah 189 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,260 Oliver, thank you very much Oliver 190 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,620 That's very kind of you sir 191 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,500 It's a metal 192 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,300 James McHale 193 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:19,940 Thank you very much 194 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:24,340 Our resident metallurgist James McHale is in the audience tonight 195 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:29,780 I want you to say a big hi and a big welcome there now everybody in the chat 196 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:34,660 To James McHale for his fantastic knowledge of metals 197 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,500 Connor, thank you very much Connor 198 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,100 Very kind of you Connor 199 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,540 I hope you're having a powerful Sunday 200 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:46,020 I hope you're having an absolutely sensational Sunday 201 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,540 How about that? 202 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,140 How you getting that? 203 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,460 Schwinger in here 204 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,300 No fear 205 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:55,860 Whoa! 206 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,180 Plenty of fear there anyway 207 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,860 It would have been a bit of fear if I'd have hit that car in 208 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,460 Also, you don't know who's in it 209 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:04,660 You know 210 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,580 Obviously a human 211 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,580 Obviously a human 212 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,460 These days you wouldn't know 213 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,540 You would not know with the 214 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,460 The way things are going 215 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,260 Electricity and power and everything 216 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:21,780 I talked about this numerous times on the stream on the bus 217 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:26,900 Before because it's going to affect my business in a few years time now 218 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:33,140 When the oil runs out and it's all electrified stuff, computer chips and science 219 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:38,900 They'll have no need for a bus driver like myself, they're already phasing people like me out 220 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,660 They don't like it you see 221 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,500 They don't like autonomy 222 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,460 They want everything to be in its right place 223 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,300 Tommy Yark and the radio heads, they said that 224 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:54,420 And they wanted it all to function and be computified 225 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,180 Quantificators 226 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:03,140 And I said you're all about the quantification of it 227 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:08,660 But what about the qualitative qualitative situation? 228 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,180 They said what does that mean? 229 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,540 I said I don't know what it means 230 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,380 But it sounds like quality 231 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,660 And you're getting no quality of a computer 232 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,260 Who's this talking shite down the back? 233 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:21,300 Shh! 234 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:23,940 Please! 235 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:25,220 Please! 236 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:26,180 Hush! 237 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,140 I said it sounds like quality 238 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,460 So you know if you've got an iphone driving a bus 239 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:35,220 Nobody's gonna want to talk to you, the iphone can't hold a conversation 240 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,220 I tried talking to one the last day 241 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,380 What can I help you with? 242 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:39,620 They said 243 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,180 I said I want to know what's the story like 244 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,060 What's going on? 245 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,820 What's next on the agenda for life? 246 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:45,300 For me? 247 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:45,860 For Tommy? 248 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,460 And they said they don't know 249 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:54,100 I said how is it that I'm going to make the bus company change into a rocket ship company 250 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,220 And go to the moon and all that 251 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,220 They said we can't answer it 252 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:01,060 There's another fleet, another fleet member there 253 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,020 So it's... 254 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,580 Look, I like... 255 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:11,700 I do often go over to the other buses here and check up on the job they're doing 256 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,340 I got lashed the last day though, I got trapped on my own bus 257 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,180 Let's see if we can sneak on, see if they'll stop us 258 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:22,660 Here we go 259 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:25,060 Sorry guys 260 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,060 Oh, those poor devils down the... 261 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,260 Oh, it's an awful shame to see my passengers go 262 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:35,060 Next stop, Giant's Alley 263 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:35,700 Giant's Alley 264 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,020 Next stop, please leave the bus 265 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:41,060 I'm undercover on a different bus here, I'm trying to... 266 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,740 I'm...I'm snooping out for dodgy boys 267 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:47,140 But in turn I've had to leave my own bus, my own crew behind 268 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,220 So I don't know what to do 269 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:49,780 You don't have to be donating 270 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,380 You don't have to be donating, yeah 271 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,380 Simon Wall, thank you very much, Simon Wall 272 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:57,780 Hopefully you're well 273 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,180 We'll check for Shkum on this bus anyway 274 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,300 How are you keeping? 275 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,580 How are you getting on yellow pants? 276 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,380 Here you go 277 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,740 Are you doing a business donating? 278 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,460 How often do you want to see? 279 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,900 What? Oh, here you go 280 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,580 Are you doing a business donating? Yeah 281 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,620 Thank you very much, Finn, mate 282 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,900 Here you go, what? 283 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,300 Shkum! 284 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:18,420 Here you go 285 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,180 Any Shkum on this bus? 286 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,620 Oh, yeah 287 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,180 Here you go 288 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:22,980 Here's the ticket 289 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:23,380 Yeah 290 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:23,780 And here 291 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:24,900 Of course 292 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,820 Yeah, they seem to be all above board on this bus 293 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,380 They are all above board 294 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,980 I wonder 295 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,300 Can I fucking get 296 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,020 Can I escape? 297 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,020 Where am I going? 298 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,980 We might talk to this 299 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,900 This buck bucky in here driving the bus 300 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,500 Any crack with yourself? 301 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,140 How's the shift going? 302 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,540 Are you doing much? 303 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,820 There's nobody 304 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,980 There's nobody trying to scam you with the tickets anyway 305 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,820 I was just down the back there 306 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:01,460 I was having a look 307 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,260 There was nobody there 308 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,780 Everyone had a ticket 309 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,580 How are you moving the bus? 310 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,460 You're not even still 311 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:08,980 Eh? 312 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,460 All right 313 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,020 See you later 314 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,140 She's a bit shy that fella 315 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,580 That lad was very shy 316 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,340 Shy-go 317 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:27,300 Now 318 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,580 Let's try and find our group 319 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,180 We'll get back to our group here now 320 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:34,980 Purple shirt 321 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,180 Yeah, it's a great day 322 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:38,820 Great day 323 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,180 Lovely van there 324 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,380 It's a little citron, is it? 325 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500 Nice bit of speed out of it anyway 326 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,660 Marina Kofifi 327 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,300 Very good 328 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:53,860 Very good 329 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,820 Look at these two now 330 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,220 Are they friends or are they enemies? 331 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,860 Are you doing a bit of donating? 332 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,060 Johnny up the bell 333 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,500 Are you doing a bit of donating? 334 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,060 Yeah 335 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,100 Johnny, Johnny 336 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:12,500 That's mine 337 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,020 Thank you very much, Johnny 338 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:14,820 Very kind of you 339 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,260 I hope you're getting on well and you're having a 340 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,180 A great weekend 341 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,380 Hope the rest 342 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,380 The rest of the week 343 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,180 The weekend is 344 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,260 Is gonna go well for you 345 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,780 But I suppose there's only uh 346 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,740 Only a few hours left of us anyways 347 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,180 About five hours left 348 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:37,940 Roughly 349 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,140 Thank you, Johnny 350 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,540 I wonder now where I left my bus 351 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,380 I've lost my bus 352 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,300 Poor old Corbin looks fecking depressed 353 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,100 His feet are 354 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,740 Look at the way he's sitting, Jeremy Corbin 355 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,500 Jesus, he's not gonna win an election like that 356 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,620 Something about the way he's sitting there now 357 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,780 It's a bit anti-semitic 358 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,420 I don't thrush them 359 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,300 What's the story? 360 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,500 What's the story there, Jez? 361 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,220 Eh? 362 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,100 Come here to me 363 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,100 Someone 364 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,620 Someone told me you were in 365 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,500 You were in the RA 366 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:25,780 Jeremy 367 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,020 Is that through, is it? 368 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:30,740 Jeremy 369 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,580 There's no talking to him 370 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,180 He's on his own 371 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:37,700 He's on his own 372 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,500 He wants to be on his own 373 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,300 Leave him on his own 374 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:39,700 He's fine 375 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,140 You don't need to talk to him 376 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,780 Now where is our bus? 377 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,180 We are screwed if we can't find this bus 378 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,140 There she is 379 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,580 Look at that 380 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,420 In the distance 381 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,420 We can find her again 382 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:58,820 We can find her again 383 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,340 Was it true Jeremy Corbin was doing a bit of anti-semitism? 384 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:05,860 Eh? 385 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,380 This day and age 386 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:23,620 He might have been thinking about what he's done there at that table sat down there but as you can see he couldn't even sit down his feet 387 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,220 His feet didn't even touch the ground look at this 388 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,220 Absolutely beautiful 389 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:29,220 Absolutely beautiful 390 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,740 Beautiful timetable 391 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:32,820 It's fantastic 392 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,060 Some of the best timetabling I've ever seen 393 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,580 As tables go 394 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,020 They're well timed 395 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,860 And uh 396 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,060 The universe don't need you 397 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:41,860 Steered chicken 398 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,580 Thank you very much 399 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,060 Steered chicken 400 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:43,700 Very kindly 401 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:44,900 I hope you're well 402 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:46,580 Thank you very much 403 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,220 Shout out to Leanne 404 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,540 Hanging out with me in the mothership 405 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:56,760 Well, big shout out to you, Leanne. I hope you're well. I hope your chicken is treating you well. 406 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:02,680 And, uh, look at that post-light, Zal. 407 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,760 109, 129, 129, 139, 149, 139, 129. 408 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,460 114, 124, 129, 159. 409 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,980 159, 179, 189, 169. 410 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,120 149. 411 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,240 Better 139 as well. 412 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,880 179, 189, 209. 413 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:24,700 209? 414 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:25,880 184. 415 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,380 179, 169. 416 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,760 119, 99. 417 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Down the bottom left there, 99. Have you seen that? 418 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,720 How are you getting that? 419 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,180 I don't have a bit of donating. 420 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,240 Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much, Jamie. 421 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,780 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 422 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,520 Very kind of you. 423 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,300 That's mine. 424 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,440 Now, move on here. 425 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,300 Sorry about that, folks. 426 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,260 Sorry about that, folks. 427 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,720 Now I have to go and check for a scum on another bus. 428 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,680 Corbin, how are you? 429 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:54,900 Let's have a look at that. 430 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,160 Of course. 431 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:56,800 Good man. 432 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,180 What's the story? 433 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,640 Jack. 434 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,180 Here you go. 435 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,000 Jack Hanna. 436 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,000 Thank you very much. 437 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,580 Oh, no, he says. 438 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,340 And another one. 439 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,260 Double helping. 440 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,000 What? 441 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,380 Oh, here you go. 442 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,120 Look at you. 443 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:13,820 The two of you. 444 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,180 Absolute bandersnatchers. 445 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,960 Luke Roach. 446 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:24,980 Luke Roach. 447 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,200 Thank you very much, Luke Roach. 448 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,140 That's very kind of you. 449 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,560 And I'm very, very, very honored. 450 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,180 Luke. 451 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,200 Thank you very much. 452 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:42,000 But I'm a bit miffed as well at these two for fucking trying to scam their way on. 453 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:44,380 It's not right. 454 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,120 Really isn't right. 455 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:52,640 And I do be doing my best to try and fucking keep the bus afloat. 456 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,540 And the bus company afloat as well. 457 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,660 But they're fucking it up. 458 00:21:58,660 --> 00:21:59,160 General. 459 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:23,140 I hope you're aware that you owe me 120 fucking iPhones. 460 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:26,880 The check is in the floor. 461 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,700 120 lovely creamy ones. 462 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:32,580 Thank you. 463 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,120 Thank you very much. 464 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,140 Next stop, Punic Alley. 465 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,160 Lovely stuff. 466 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:41,600 Punic. 467 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,980 A rerun of season 15 of Winter Passion. 468 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:44,840 Season 15. 469 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,800 I thought there was only eight series of it. 470 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:47,300 Or six. 471 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,420 See you. 472 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,660 Hey, you want to be donating? 473 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:52,580 Fluffy Walrus. 474 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,280 Thank you very much. 475 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:53,960 You want to be donating? 476 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,260 Yeah. 477 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,020 What a fantastic name as well. 478 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,720 Fluffy Walrus. 479 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,240 Are you open to the operating the Langford service as well? 480 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,840 Me and my boy have been waiting for ages. 481 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:04,800 In the cold and rain. 482 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,440 I'll get down to you. 483 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,420 I have to make it to Drum Shnare first. 484 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:09,960 I'll be out to you then. 485 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,800 I know you've been donating. 486 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,880 Sarah and James. 487 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I know you've been donating. 488 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:15,380 Yeah. 489 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,780 Thank you very much Sarah and James. 490 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:16,980 Nice. 491 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,360 Can you give Suzanne a mention? 492 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,020 Hi mate. 493 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,580 Hi mate. 494 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:22,340 How are you Suzanne? 495 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,180 I already showed you my ticket. 496 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:24,860 I'm only missing. 497 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,360 I'm just calling you Suzanne for a laugh. 498 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:27,420 Where is it? 499 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,260 Oh yeah. 500 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,160 We were asking these. 501 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,520 Sure. 502 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,400 Hopefully you're well Suzanne. 503 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:32,780 Here. 504 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,700 Here you go. 505 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,400 Crispy Pinkos. 506 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,200 How about that? 507 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:38,960 Would you believe it? 508 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,560 Crispy Pinkos is watching this thing. 509 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,200 Staying clear. 510 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:42,360 The doors are closing. 511 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,280 Thank you very much. 512 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,480 Staying clear. 513 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,680 The doors are closing. 514 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:50,460 Look at that. 515 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,060 Johnny in the sea through there. 516 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,240 Thank you very much. 517 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,740 Jack Walsh for the Gulag. 518 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,500 Thank you very much. 519 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,300 Let's just take a moment there now to see. 520 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,900 We need to go to VAR to review the Gulag. 521 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:07,160 Sorry. 522 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,040 There's been a request for a Gulag here. 523 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:17,560 Which is, as you know, we operate a Gulag for anybody who's causing shite. 524 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:18,480 So we need to go for it. 525 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,320 Let's have a look here now. 526 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,880 Somebody has asked for Kev Walsh. 527 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,320 So I'm having a little look here now to see through. 528 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,960 And first glance, I can't see any Kev Walsh. 529 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,080 Oh sorry, Jack Walsh. 530 00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:35,700 Let's have a look here now. 531 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,700 Okay, let's have a look here now. 532 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,160 I can't fucking see him now. 533 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,640 Fuck it. 534 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:51,660 Fuck it. 535 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,700 Sorry, Jack. 536 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,340 I have no time to be reviewing this. 537 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:02,020 I can only just go on the word of the people in the chat and everyone's saying it. 538 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,500 So I'm afraid you're gone. 539 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:04,480 Vesh look. 540 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,100 We'll catch you on another bus. 541 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,840 Somewhere out in cyberspace. 542 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,240 Vesh look, Kev. 543 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:12,040 Oh Jack. 544 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,100 Whatever your name is. 545 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:13,860 Who cares? 546 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:14,760 See you later. 547 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:14,820 See you later. 548 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,040 And that's him gone. 549 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:19,860 Thanks. 550 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,260 Thanks for that. 551 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:28,780 Thank you very much. 552 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:32,700 Frischke, Frischke Plinkos. Thank you very much Frischke Plinkos. That's very kind. 553 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,220 Was that a ghost? 554 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:46,220 My name is Ghost. Ghost Walsh. That tune, that tune limited tune was fantastic. We need to have a bit more of that. 555 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,580 Look, thank you. 556 00:25:49,580 --> 00:26:19,100 No. Thank you very much there. Oren Colgan. Luke Roach. Jack Walsh. Frischke Plinkos. 557 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:28,380 And Francisco Plink. That's very nice of you. That's very kind of you. Thank you for that tip. 558 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:32,940 That was nice. Yeah. Thanks for that tip. 559 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,460 Oh my gosh, I miss that sound. 560 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,700 Does anyone else hear that? 561 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:39,620 Next stop. 562 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,800 No, no, no. 563 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,400 No, no, no. 564 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,180 No, no, no, no. 565 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,540 No, no, there's no limit. 566 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,380 No, no, no, no, no. 567 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,960 No, no, no, no. 568 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,300 There's no limit. 569 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:54,820 No, no limit. 570 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,520 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. 571 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,440 Flanagan, thank you very much. 572 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,480 Thank you very much, Flanagan. 573 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,660 There's Johnny. 574 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,980 He was busy, he was busy with passengers. 575 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:15,860 He couldn't flash me. 576 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,420 We've got a lad in a wheelchair here. 577 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,280 We need to sort that out. 578 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:23,740 Right. 579 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,320 Somebody's... 580 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,780 You're not a nuisance. 581 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:31,580 Stand clear. 582 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,980 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 583 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,380 Stand clear. 584 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:37,660 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 585 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,060 How are you, Tommy? 586 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:39,740 Hoping you're well. 587 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:43,000 Hope you remember us back home now that you're a big name with all the bussing. 588 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:43,660 Fair play. 589 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620 That's from the Flanagans. 590 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,040 That's from the Flanagans I do. 591 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,720 I'll be back home soon enough. 592 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,420 Jimmy Flanagan and all the boys back home. 593 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,380 I'll never forget where I came from, you know. 594 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,080 And that's the pub. 595 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,540 I'll be in there again after the shift. 596 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,220 How are you getting on, Black Eyes? 597 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,900 The Black Eyed Peas. 598 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,760 How are you? 599 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,480 Do you like that band? 600 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:09,540 Huh? 601 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,020 Fucking Will.i.am. 602 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,760 Do you remember him? 603 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,780 Do you like him? 604 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,700 There's no chat out of that book. 605 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,240 Maybe he's not a Black Eyed Pea fan. 606 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,740 Actually, I've never had a Black Eyed Pea in my life. 607 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,560 Would you believe that? 608 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,220 Never once had a Black Eyed Pea. 609 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,440 Steer chicken. 610 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:39,920 Thank you. 611 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,600 Thank you very much, steer chicken. 612 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,620 Very kind of you. 613 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,200 Oh, let's just move on here. 614 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200 Someone's saying it's dark. 615 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:51,040 Sorry, I forgot the fucking lights. 616 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:51,960 Roadwinders Road. 617 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,480 Last stop. 618 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,360 Please leave the bus. 619 00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:56,400 No. 620 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:20,820 This lad needs to get off. 621 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:22,500 Please leave the bus. 622 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:23,420 Stand clear. 623 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:24,460 The doors are open. 624 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,460 Stand clear. 625 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,640 The doors are open. 626 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,120 Bye. 627 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:30,680 See you. 628 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:32,640 Stand clear. 629 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,880 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 630 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,420 Stand clear. 631 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,700 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 632 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,200 Oh, he's not... 633 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,660 He can't get out because the doors are closed. 634 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:43,640 I see. 635 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,560 How are you getting on? 636 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,940 Good man. 637 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,760 He's away with it. 638 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,420 Good man. 639 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,480 You have completed the route. 640 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,800 Let's do this. 641 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,540 Lovely stuff. 642 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,180 It's great. 643 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,240 There's no limits to what we can achieve in this game. 644 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,620 Within reason. 645 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,420 It's not a game, though. 646 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,360 That's the other thing. 647 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,200 One thing you need to realize, this is not a game. 648 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:25,040 There's no limits. 649 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:25,260 There's no limits. 650 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,820 There's no limits. 651 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:44,320 Sunny and rainy. 652 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,180 That will go random again. 653 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,060 I like random. 654 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,120 No mountain too high. 655 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,220 Hi. 656 00:30:55,420 --> 00:31:01,100 Thank you very much. 657 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,800 Sinful citrus. 658 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,340 Thank you very much. 659 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,800 I hope you're well. 660 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,520 Just downing a few crispy cold ones. 661 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,300 And watching the stream. 662 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,780 Keep up the good work. 663 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,720 Are you striking anytime soon? 664 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:17,460 Shlugaran will never strike. 665 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,300 You've heard it here first. 666 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,380 You mark my words. 667 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:22,860 Chalk it down. 668 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,020 Write it up. 669 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,700 Whatever the feck you want to do with it. 670 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,460 Striking isn't our business. 671 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,020 Our business is bossing. 672 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,160 Come rain. 673 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:30,960 Shine. 674 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:31,660 Hail. 675 00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:32,740 Rain. 676 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:33,940 Snow. 677 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:34,980 Wind. 678 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:36,220 Frasht. 679 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,020 Shite. 680 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:37,780 Rain. 681 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,720 Clouds. 682 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,640 Storms. 683 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,140 We're going to be going through it all. 684 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,420 Getting you there from A to B. 685 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,080 And then on to feckin' C. 686 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,560 If you want that as well. 687 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,080 I actually don't know what C is. 688 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,240 So don't take that too literally. 689 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,620 Or figuratively. 690 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:56,840 It just came into my head. 691 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:57,860 I thought it would sound good. 692 00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:00,220 But you never know. 693 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,520 People might take that differently. 694 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,860 Thank you very much anyway. 695 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,960 For that lovely tip. 696 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,820 Sinful citrus. 697 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:06,520 And Jordan. 698 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:07,580 And Stair Chicken. 699 00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,100 And B. 700 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:09,240 I. 701 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,400 G. 702 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,540 And the Flanagans. 703 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,560 Lovely people. 704 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,240 The Flanagans. 705 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,120 Really nice. 706 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:14,480 I hope that you can. 707 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,620 Link up with them soon. 708 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,040 With the radio back. 709 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,420 Fucking radio gaga. 710 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,700 In today's C Championship. 711 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,000 Ballantubra 310. 712 00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,520 Borushul 11 points. 713 00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:33,220 Borushul. 714 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,840 Enrico thank you. 715 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,800 Enrico thank you. 716 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,760 Thank you very much Enrico. 717 00:32:42,760 --> 00:33:02,240 I'm trying to make my... I'm a bit... a bit boxed in down here. That's better. That's a lot better now. Yeah. 718 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:13,460 Thank you 719 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,460 Thank you very much 720 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,460 Oh yeah 721 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,460 Oh yeah 722 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,460 Oh yeah! 723 00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,460 Novelty act! 724 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,460 The ballad group and Nusbergs GAA took the honors in the set dancing. 725 00:33:51,460 --> 00:34:00,460 The Deirdre Moran Cup, which is presented for best West Mayo Club overall, was won this year by the lace Deirdre's own club, Burrishul GAA. 726 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:06,460 The 20 final takes place in Bal Community Center on Sunday, December 1st at 3 o'clock. 727 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,460 We'll be going by Bal later on if you need to stop in Bal. 728 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:14,460 ... preceded by Trana Gesht, which gets underway at half one, also in Bal Community Center. 729 00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:21,460 Thanks Michael D, starting with Camogie and Nabrie Joga were crowned All-Ireland Junior B Camogie Club Champions for 2019. 730 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,460 Excellent chef, congratulations! 731 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,460 ... Den of Cavan by a solitary point. 732 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:29,460 ... Colleen Duffy was there for Midwest Radio in that league. 733 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:34,460 Nabrie Joga finished strongly to claim AIB All-Ireland Junior B Camogie Championship honors. 734 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:38,460 ... Junior B Camogie honors. 735 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:43,460 ... Justin Jan, how are ya? 736 00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,460 ... Justin Jan, how are ya? 737 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:48,460 ... which was a gripping encounter in front of a large crowd in that league. 738 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:54,460 ... Den started well and opened the scoring after just 20 seconds through a Niemar Tierney score from play. 739 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,460 ... but the Cavan outfit took an up to 30 minutes to their tally. 740 00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:59,460 ... Sorry about that. 741 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,460 ... ... the Brin Oga came good. 742 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:04,460 ... Equalized three and a half minutes later, thanks to a new score from play. 743 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:06,460 ... this is a crowded defense. 744 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:07,460 ... Right on time. 745 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,460 ... Stain here, the doors are open. 746 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,460 ... Stain here, the doors are open. 747 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:13,460 ... Stain here, the doors are open. 748 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,460 ... which Delaney converted. 749 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:18,460 ... Both signs were guilty of missed chances over the next 15 minutes. 750 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:23,460 ... but there was also some great defensive displays on board teams. 751 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,460 ... Sorry about that. 752 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,460 I couldn't hear my- I couldn't hear what you were saying, Jeremy Corbin. 753 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,460 ... I ye well. 754 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,460 ... Listen, I've had a few people telling me not to let you on. 755 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,460 ... They said you're a Nazi. 756 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,460 ... They said you're a Nazi. 757 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:42,460 ... And you're in the RA, Jeremy Corbin. 758 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:47,460 ... Now, but I'm a good- I- I let anybody on the bus, you see. 759 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:49,460 ... I don't discriminate. 760 00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,460 ... Thanks. 761 00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:00,460 ... Thank you. 762 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,460 ... How are ya? 763 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:04,460 ... You want one ticket to paradise, you know? 764 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,460 ... Paradiso. 765 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,460 ... Geishthaus Paradiso. 766 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,460 ... Thank you. 767 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,460 ... The bottom film. 768 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,460 ... Wasn't as good as the series, but... 769 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:16,460 ... Fuck it. 770 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,460 ... Fuck it. 771 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,460 ... If it was on, I'd watch it, you know. 772 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,460 ... No. 773 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,460 ... Let's move it. 774 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,460 ... Let's move it. 775 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,460 ... Let's move it. 776 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:24,460 ... Let's move it. 777 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,460 ... Let's move it. 778 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:26,460 ... Handbrake off, Tommy. 779 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,460 ... Handbrake off. 780 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,460 ... 781 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,460 Look at that smooth exit. 782 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,460 ... Look at that smooth exit. 783 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:37,460 ... An absolutely beautiful demonstration of what it is to bus. 784 00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:40,460 ... And to bus- to bus diligently as well. 785 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,460 ... And to bus hard. 786 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,460 ... It's very hard to do the same- to the two at the same time. 787 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,460 ... To have a bit of skill. 788 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:46,460 ... A bit of technique. 789 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:47,460 A bit of glass. 790 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,460 A bit of glaze. 791 00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:51,460 ... As well as being absolutely fash. 792 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,460 ... Whip it out the trap. 793 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:53,460 ... You know. 794 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,460 ... Awfully shame about the whippets and the greyhounds. 795 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:59,460 ... The way they're treated over here now in the- 796 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:02,460 ... I seen that program there a few months back. 797 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,460 ... On the feckin' prime time or whatever it was. 798 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:08,460 ... Doing all sorts to the poor creatures, you know. 799 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,460 ... But, uh... 800 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:19,460 ... I-I-I-I must say though, I-I do go to the dogs a lot. 801 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,460 ... It's feckin' mighty. 802 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,460 It's great-crack. 803 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:24,460 ... It's great-crack. 804 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,460 ... Great to have a bet on the dogs. 805 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,460 ... Shame about the ethics though. 806 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,460 ... Ethically speaking, it's not great. 807 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,460 ... But, uh... 808 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:36,460 ... Crack-wise. 809 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,460 Oh, it's feckin' ninety. 810 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,460 ... How you gettin' that? 811 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,460 ... Look at these now. 812 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460 ... Three black eyed peas. 813 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:46,460 ... Three black eyed peas. 814 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:48,460 ... Steff, how are ya? 815 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,460 Thank you very much. 816 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,460 ... Stand here. 817 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,460 The doors are open. 818 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:52,460 ... I need a ticket. 819 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,460 ... Here we go, we've got the black eyed peas again. 820 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,460 ... Stay in clear. 821 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,460 The doors are open. 822 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,460 ... Have a look at this fella now, see what he's... 823 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,460 ... He's got a red-he's got the red hair and the... 824 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,460 ... The shark eyes and the... 825 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,460 ... Very pale skin like, you know. 826 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,460 He-he-he-he needs the vitamin D. 827 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,460 Have you been on the vitamin- 828 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,460 ... You need to get on the vitamin D supplements? 829 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,460 ... Eh? 830 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:13,460 Do you hear me? 831 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,460 ... Look at all the garbage along the roadside. 832 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,460 ... I can't keep a man. 833 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,460 ... Lotta garbage on the roadside as well. 834 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,460 ... Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve. 835 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,460 ... There we go. 836 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,460 ... May I have a ticket please? 837 00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,460 ... Yep, you can have a ticket. 838 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,460 Single, regular one, no problem. 839 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,460 ... Thank you. 840 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,460 ... No problem. 841 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,460 ... Are you doing a bit of donating? 842 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:39,460 ... Justin. 843 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:40,460 ... Are you doing a bit of donating? 844 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,460 ... Yeah. 845 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,460 ... Justin Johnson, thank you very much. 846 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,460 ... Okay. 847 00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:44,460 ... Very kind of you. 848 00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:45,460 ... Hope you're well. 849 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,460 ... How are you getting there? 850 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,460 ... No. 851 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,460 We're moving. 852 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:54,460 Move it or lose it. 853 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,460 ... Stop. 854 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,460 ... Westfield. 855 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,460 ... Wanderboot from... 856 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,460 ... Are you doing a bit of donating? 857 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,460 ... The Macron Show. 858 00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:02,460 ... Thank you very much, Macron. 859 00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,460 ... That's mine. 860 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:05,460 ... Thank you very much. 861 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:07,460 I hope you're keeping well as well. 862 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,460 ... Justin Johnson says he's doing fine. 863 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,460 All his world, all his world in the right. 864 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,460 ... Now that Justin Johnson is doing fine. 865 00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:17,460 ... Eh? 866 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:21,460 ... Justin Johnson came into the... 867 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,460 ... I remember he... 868 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,460 ... Oh! 869 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:27,460 ... Speed bump took the wheels off me. 870 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,460 Look at that. 871 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:29,460 ... Speed us bump us. 872 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,460 You wanna watch out about the... 873 00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:31,460 ... the speed bumps in the road. 874 00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:32,460 It's awful dangerous. 875 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,460 They don't tell you there's no signage coming up telling you there's a new speed bump. 876 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,460 And I be going, I be flying at the same... 877 00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,460 ... the same speed I be doing every week. 878 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,460 Straight over the fucking thing. 879 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,460 Suspension... 880 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,460 ... Goosed. 881 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,460 ... I took her into Johnny the last day then. 882 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,460 He said he had a look at it. 883 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,460 He said the springs are fucked. 884 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:42,460 Shocks are gone. 885 00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:43,460 And there's a lot of... 886 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,460 ... hydraulic shit going on in this bus as well. 887 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,460 I have to let down the... 888 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,460 ... if you see now at the side. 889 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,460 ... it's a kneel... 890 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:48,460 ... kneel and pray I call it. 891 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:49,460 ... Watch this now. 892 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,460 ... kneel and pray. 893 00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,460 ... kneel and pray. 894 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,460 ... That's what I call good service. 895 00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:53,460 And that gets affected as well. 896 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,460 If you be running over potholes and fake... 897 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,460 ... Spirits. 898 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,460 ... Spirits. 899 00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 900 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 901 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 902 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 903 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 904 00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 905 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 906 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:06,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 907 00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:07,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 908 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 909 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 910 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:13,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 911 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 912 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:15,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 913 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 914 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:17,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 915 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:18,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 916 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:19,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 917 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 918 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 919 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 920 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 921 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 922 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 923 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 924 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 925 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 926 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 927 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:30,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 928 00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:31,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 929 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:32,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 930 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 931 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:34,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 932 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 933 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 934 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:37,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 935 00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:38,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 936 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 937 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:40,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 938 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 939 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 940 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:43,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 941 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:44,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 942 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 943 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:46,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 944 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 945 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 946 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 947 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 948 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 949 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 950 00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 951 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 952 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 953 00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 954 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 955 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 956 00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 957 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 958 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 959 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 960 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 961 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 962 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 963 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 964 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 965 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 966 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 967 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:10,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 968 00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:11,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 969 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 970 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 971 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 972 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 973 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 974 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 975 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 976 00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:19,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 977 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 978 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 979 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 980 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 981 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 982 00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:25,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 983 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 984 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 985 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 986 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 987 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 988 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 989 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 990 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 991 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 992 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 993 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 994 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 995 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:38,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 996 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:39,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 997 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 998 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:41,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 999 00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:42,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1000 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:43,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1001 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1002 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1003 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1004 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1005 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1006 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1007 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1008 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1009 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:52,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1010 00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1011 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1012 00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:56,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1013 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1014 00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1015 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:00,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1016 00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:01,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1017 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:02,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1018 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:03,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1019 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1020 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:05,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1021 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:06,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1022 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:07,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1023 00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1024 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:09,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1025 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1026 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:11,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1027 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:12,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1028 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1029 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1030 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1031 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1032 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1033 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1034 00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1035 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1036 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1037 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:22,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1038 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1039 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1040 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:25,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1041 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1042 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1043 00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:28,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1044 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1045 00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:30,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1046 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1047 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:32,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1048 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:33,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1049 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:34,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1050 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:35,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1051 00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:36,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1052 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:38,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1053 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:39,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1054 00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1055 00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:41,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1056 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1057 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1058 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1059 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1060 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1061 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1062 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1063 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1064 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1065 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1066 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1067 00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:53,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1068 00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:54,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1069 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1070 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1071 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1072 00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1073 00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:59,460 ... and you can't get a chance. 1074 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,460 ... and how do they get away with that? 1075 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:03,460 ... there's no way you can enforce people to pay like. 1076 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,460 ... you know? 1077 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:05,460 ... next stop, Westfield. 1078 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,460 ... if there's an option there not to pay. 1079 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,460 ... then people aren't going to pay. 1080 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,460 ... you can't expect them to pay like. 1081 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:13,460 ... you can't expect them to pay like. 1082 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,460 ... you can't expect them to pay like. 1083 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,460 ... you can't expect them to pay like. 1084 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,460 ... I can get on the Lewis and get off and not pay like. 1085 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,460 ... you know? 1086 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,460 ... that system doesn't work. 1087 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:23,460 ... how you rat? 1088 00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:25,460 ... how you rat? 1089 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:26,460 ... how you rat? 1090 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:27,460 ... you rat? 1091 00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,460 ... thank you very much. 1092 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,460 ... I hope you're well. 1093 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:31,460 ... I hope you're getting on well. 1094 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,460 ... and that you're feeling well. 1095 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,460 ... and if you have no water, 1096 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,460 ... why don't you get yourself down to the well? 1097 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,460 ... eh? 1098 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:43,460 ... you're doing a business to your name. 1099 00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:45,460 ... you're doing a business to your name. 1100 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:47,460 ... you're doing a business to your name. 1101 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:48,460 ... yeah. 1102 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,460 ... that's my thing. 1103 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,460 ... you make my day. 1104 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,460 Thank you very much. 1105 00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,460 ... thank you very much. 1106 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:54,460 ... thank you very much. 1107 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:56,460 ... I'm going to... 1108 00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:59,460 ... going to have to get a morning alarm off you, you say. 1109 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:00,460 ... you say. 1110 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:02,460 ... well I don't have one and I'm not going to give you it if I do. 1111 00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:03,460 ... I need that for myself, you say. 1112 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:05,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1113 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,460 ... I'm some man for the sleep. 1114 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1115 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1116 00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:09,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1117 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1118 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1119 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:12,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1120 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1121 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1122 00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:15,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1123 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1124 00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:17,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1125 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1126 00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:19,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1127 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1128 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1129 00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:22,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1130 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1131 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1132 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1133 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1134 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:27,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1135 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1136 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1137 00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:30,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1138 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1139 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1140 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,460 ... you don't have business to donate. 1141 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:34,460 ... Lee Blair. 1142 00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460 Thank you very much Lee Blair. 1143 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,460 ... sorry. 1144 00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:38,460 ... bit of bell ringing going on here now. 1145 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:40,460 ... it's a feckin level crossing you see. 1146 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,460 ... sorry about your ears. 1147 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,460 ... may I have a ticket please? 1148 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,460 ... yes you can have a week ticket. 1149 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,460 ... no problem. 1150 00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,460 ... Gary Gooch. 1151 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,460 How are ya? 1152 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:51,460 ... great to have you Gary. 1153 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:54,460 ... hopefully you're well. 1154 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,460 ... hopefully the Gooch is keeping well. 1155 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,460 ... I need to. 1156 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,460 ... how are you getting on? 1157 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,460 ... you look young but you look old at the same time. 1158 00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,460 ... would that be rude? 1159 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,460 ... would that be a rude thing to say to you? 1160 00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:08,460 ... or would, is that okay? 1161 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,460 ... now, we've got a day and a regular and a new one. 1162 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,460 ... no chatting from this one anyway. 1163 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,460 ... I must have insulted her. 1164 00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:24,460 ... I do say I must have a, I need to have a safety, a safety catch on the mouth. 1165 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,460 ... because I do be, I do be saying some things sometimes. 1166 00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:29,460 ... and people, people take it the wrong way you know. 1167 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:34,460 ... but, uh, I'm a product of a past age. 1168 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,460 ... next stop, Dinex West. 1169 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:38,460 ... I, uh, I can't help it. 1170 00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:41,460 ... do you know, I'm a different vintage to some of these people getting out. 1171 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,460 ... now, somebody's li- 1172 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:46,460 ... as I say I'm a different vintage, here's another reason why I'm a different vintage. 1173 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,460 ... because I don't, I don't buy into this feckin' beats by Dre bullshit. 1174 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:57,460 ... feckin' morons on the bus, ruining this for everyone with their stupid phones. 1175 00:45:57,460 --> 00:46:00,460 ... 1176 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,460 ... 1177 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,460 ... should, hey! 1178 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,460 ... 1179 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,460 ... hands down the pants! 1180 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:05,460 ... rockin' out! 1181 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,460 ... have you feckin' 1182 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:08,460 ... what is she on? 1183 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,460 ... 1184 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:12,460 ... hey, she's on that drug that they found, that feckin' 1185 00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:15,460 ... flacko, is it, or flacka? 1186 00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:16,460 ... oh, I'm sorry. 1187 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:17,460 ... you're on the flacka, love! 1188 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:21,460 ... you need to, you need to stay off the flacka! 1189 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:22,460 ... do you hear me? 1190 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:24,460 ... sure! 1191 00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:26,460 ... might as well check for tickets while I'm down here. 1192 00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,460 ... where is he? 1193 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,460 ... of course! 1194 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:30,460 ... here's the ticket. 1195 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,460 ... oh, and here's a picture of my cat. 1196 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,460 ... she called Purley. 1197 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:36,460 ... ah, stick that picture of your cat in your pocket and give it to yourself. 1198 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,460 I don't want to see it, I don't want to hear about it. 1199 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:42,460 ... 1200 00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:44,460 ... sorry about that now, people. 1201 00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,460 ... 1202 00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,460 ... kind of get a bit annoyed there. 1203 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,460 ... 1204 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,460 ... 1205 00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:52,460 ... it's not, it's not their fault, and I, I, I do take it out on the passengers. 1206 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:53,460 ... 1207 00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:56,460 ... I dish out bollikins like you've never seen before, you know. 1208 00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,460 ... 1209 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:58,460 ... are you doing a bit of donatin'? 1210 00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,460 ... 1211 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:00,460 ... Brian, thank you very much, Brian. 1212 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:17,380 Thank you very much Brian. What a great name Brian. An amazing name. Francis of Assisi. St. Francis of Assisi was another one. 1213 00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:47,360 *funky music* When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtekines into the fireplace. Sorry there, don't know what happened. Bit of a technical gremlin in the system. 1214 00:47:47,360 --> 00:48:17,340 Which would be after. I mean if there was a gremlin in the system, the last thing I'd want is to get a handyman in, cause he'd just fucking probably hammer it. I'd probably call the Animal Rights Brigade or the Animal Rescue. Thank you very much Mr. Moran. Finian Moran. And Francis Fanny. Ronan the Snake McConville. And Brian Bogman McGuire. Very very kind of ya. 1215 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:32,340 Very very kind ya. Very nice. Very sound. Johnson's wireless printer as well. Johnson's wireless printer as well. I find it hard to keep up. I find it hard to keep up with it. And the traffic is, I need to keep driving as well. 1216 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:39,340 Oh no, my calling battery drained us. 1217 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:44,340 But don't you ever ask me for a shooting fee. 1218 00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:45,340 I don't need to do it. 1219 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,340 Unless you got Heidi. 1220 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,340 Dizzy Dolan, thank you. 1221 00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:50,340 I hope you're well, Dizzy. 1222 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,340 I hope you're keeping well. 1223 00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:56,340 Or farewell. 1224 00:48:56,340 --> 00:49:06,340 There you are again. 1225 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:09,340 The Didi. 1226 00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:13,340 Didi her man. 1227 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:14,340 The Didi man. 1228 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:18,340 Did you know that you should call Didi her man the Didi man? 1229 00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:22,340 Because his name is Didi. 1230 00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:24,340 He wasn't mad about tits or anything. 1231 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,340 Maybe he is. 1232 00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:29,340 I have never eshed him. 1233 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:33,340 Anguish Panda, thank you very much. 1234 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:38,340 And I wonder does he have a pal called Arseman? 1235 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:49,340 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1236 00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:51,340 Didi. 1237 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,340 Dizzy. 1238 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:53,340 Farewell to you, Dizzy. 1239 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:54,340 Farewell to you. 1240 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:56,340 I hope you're keeping well. 1241 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,340 Up Westmeath, you say. 1242 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:02,340 Big shout out to the Westmeath crew. 1243 00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:03,340 Oh! 1244 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:05,340 The heck is going on here? 1245 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,340 What's going on here? 1246 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:06,340 Oh! 1247 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,340 Anguish Panda, thank you. 1248 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:09,340 Anguish Panda, thank you. 1249 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,340 Thank you very much. 1250 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,340 *Bang* 1251 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:24,100 *Bang* 1252 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:25,540 Anguished Panda, thank you. 1253 00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:27,500 *Bang* 1254 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,340 Thank you very much. 1255 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:28,840 *Bang* 1256 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,840 Jesus Christ, I think I was meant to get off the road there. 1257 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,840 *Bang* 1258 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,840 Fekers, we might try something a bit wrong here. 1259 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,840 It's called reversing on a motorway. 1260 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,840 Don't try this at home. 1261 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840 Do not try this at home, okay? 1262 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,840 It's very, very dangerous. 1263 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840 *Bang* 1264 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,840 In last week's episode, 1265 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,840 they finally reviewed that Hans has a twin sister. 1266 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,840 *Bang* 1267 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840 Christina. 1268 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,840 *Bang* 1269 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,840 *Bang* 1270 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840 Now, 1271 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,840 that's a great bit of, 1272 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,840 great bit of driving. 1273 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,840 Again, 1274 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,840 you didn't, you didn't see that here. 1275 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840 And also, 1276 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,840 you need to be a professional to be able to drive a rig like that. 1277 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,840 Huh? 1278 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,840 You can't get any, any, any geek off the street. 1279 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,840 You need to be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean. 1280 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,840 Earn your keep. 1281 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:33,840 You need to know your way around a Citaro K, a Citaro G, C, C, N, G buses. 1282 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,840 Diesel. 1283 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,840 You need to be able to drive a 17 meter bus, a 12 meter bus. 1284 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,840 A 17 meter bender. 1285 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840 Bendy bus. 1286 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,840 Just driving it. 1287 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,840 Bending around. 1288 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,840 Turned shlalem. 1289 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,840 Like a fucking skier going down a snowy mountain. 1290 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,840 At pace. 1291 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,840 That's the way it is. 1292 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,840 That's the way it'll always be. 1293 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,840 That's the way it always has been. 1294 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,840 And that's the way it will be. 1295 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,840 Forever. 1296 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,840 And ever. 1297 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,840 Amen. 1298 00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:03,760 down a snowy mountain at peace that's the way it is that's the way it will always be that's the way 1299 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:17,680 it always has been and that's the way it will be forever and ever amen and there's is that monica 1300 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:30,240 oh no it's it's i think that's krista kristap kristap 1301 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,160 how are you krista he gave us the flash he gave us the flash 1302 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:45,760 aye some man is krista some man for the boss he's great he's a gentleman he's a gent not a word of 1303 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:54,960 english but he's absolute gentleman and we took him on when we took him on he hadn't a word of english 1304 00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:02,400 and now he's been in the job a year and he's still not a word of english but an absolute gentleman 1305 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:12,640 now single and a student and true thank you good man yourself 1306 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,960 oh Denise thank you 1307 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,800 thank you very much 1308 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:38,640 steinick please leave the bus please leave the bus oh that's what you miss donating 1309 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:50,800 ricky thank thank you very much thank you ricky thank you thank you bit of a pothole there rick 1310 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,280 nothing newton it's not your fault thanks rick 1311 00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:04,640 oh yeah how is the bus sounding nerdy folks francis fanny thanks how how is the bush how is the bus 1312 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640 sounding to you is it too loud or is it okay 1313 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,960 what what for fuck's sake i didn't skip a stop i wasn't aware 1314 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:28,880 you don't have is donating yeah schoonz frankie schoonz thank you very much thank you very much frankie 1315 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,120 schoonz very very kind yeah always always a pleasure 1316 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,880 oh look at that have you on the on the schlug air an expressway 1317 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:47,600 and it is express for route that is an express route report we're we're operating today 1318 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,600 stein here the doors are open 1319 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,040 stein here the doors are open beardsman m.e.p here 1320 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:05,520 thank you thank you very much thank you very much beardsman you're a you're a kind gentleman you're a soul 1321 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:13,840 you're a scholar you're a you're you're a you're a fine exponent of a bus passenger you're everything a bus 1322 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,800 driver wants in a passenger beardsman and i say that from the bottom of my heart 1323 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,720 how are you getting that now 1324 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:34,640 people leaving the rubbish on the bus again absolute scumbags not that i uh would say that to their fists 1325 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:42,480 and we end the trip and we're in we're in back back to the garage again to tot up the cash we didn't 1326 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:47,040 we didn't kill anyone today but we did have a little collision with the cow while one of the uh 1327 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:53,600 the fat trap beats that i was pumping out was playing i don't think you heard the collision but i did i 1328 00:55:53,600 --> 00:56:00,080 felt it anyway there was a bit of a reverberation off my wheel here but uh we're going well anyways we're 1329 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:06,800 doing well anyways for some reason i don't know why i'm not ticking these boxes but sometimes it's not 1330 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:13,600 about the boxes that you take it's about the uh the journey that you go on you know and and we're on a 1331 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:20,240 nice journey today i think i'm gonna make a brand new super route today just for the crack which is gonna go 1332 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:29,360 from astra park all the way to seek valden oakville do a nice 16 laps of the town out to wishfield the 1333 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:36,480 shopping center stein egg agriculture and then down to the docks for a bit of monkey business 1334 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:45,360 what's the monkey business you ask well i have it on good authority that there's a a cargo ship full of 1335 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:54,400 monkeys coming in and they're being shipped over from a zoo um illegally uh which is not great but i am going 1336 00:56:54,400 --> 00:57:01,920 to facilitate their uh transferal to a a better container so they get on to other zoos as well 1337 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:11,520 um it is illegal it's very illegal it's not nice it's wrong but uh you need to look christmas is around the 1338 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:19,840 corner you know i i need a bit of a side hustle so i'm i'm into this uh zoo business now i uh i imported 1339 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,560 i had a couple of dolphins i i shoved them into the undercarriage where he put the luggage the last day 1340 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:33,040 and he was fine when we got to the destination i thought there might have been a bit of trouble i stopped 1341 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:38,080 every we shopped in langford and um i bought a bottle of bali gown and just sprayed him down with that 1342 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:53,520 longford and asked him if he was okay like you know and he was going and that that sounded like he was 1343 00:57:53,520 --> 00:58:02,800 grand i what i got from that now i don't speak dolphin myself but i like potato dolphin wise and i also 1344 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:12,160 thought that when he when he did say that that was just dolphin for i'm grand um anyways we we got to 1345 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:22,640 the destination and he's so now let's make a brand new route and we're gonna drive the bendy bus on that 1346 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:32,800 new route i can tell you that for nothing if we've got it might have sold the fecund thing okay brand new route 1347 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:43,360 tommy's tommy's express tommy's super express maybe 1348 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,160 super express 1349 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,120 starting at the zeleman research center 1350 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,800 now the the world is our oyster 1351 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:05,520 is donate anaconda jesus back in the heezy with the fort tweezy 1352 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:19,200 thanks very meezy good luck and we can go anywhere we can go absolutely anywhere this place is our oyster as i said for as i as i said before 1353 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,640 hey don't miss donate lee thank you very much 1354 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,680 you don't miss don't need yeah thank you very much and mate there's a mighty mighty man 1355 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,640 what a man what a man what a man what a mighty mighty man 1356 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,120 mighty mighty sound man what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man 1357 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,280 hey don't miss don't need a mighty mighty sound man 1358 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,040 lord of the rats thank you very much 1359 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:55,920 corn silos never been out to the corn silos i wouldn't be much of a corn man myself 1360 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,800 but i was telling you before i'm a i'm a proper sleeping man 1361 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,560 are you doing a business donating 1362 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,320 16 stop yeah it's a 16 stop showdown 1363 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:15,360 uh kever forever thank you very much any chance of the wee rat-a-tat-tat song there tommy 1364 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,880 good shot at christmas number one i'd say i will play that for you kev 1365 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,080 uh i'm trying to think of what what song that is 1366 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:28,400 hey don't miss donate you don't miss don't ryan yeah thank you very much brian 1367 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:35,680 mate following bush stops too small for bendy okay we'll take them out thank you we'll take out 1368 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:42,240 pladger and town pladger and town is what we need to uh edit brood 1369 01:00:44,240 --> 01:01:06,480 yeah one cancel uh save and we need to throw we need to throw a 17 an 18 meter urban way onto that 1370 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:13,360 and we'll we'll hire another driver in the next time we might hire a driver now while we're at 1371 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:21,280 uh stefan matcher famous foodie enjoys long walks on the beach i'm not trying to date you stephan 1372 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:29,760 and uh josephine schmidt uh some experience is a taxi driver lactose intolerant nicknamed light 1373 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:36,800 600 a week reinhardt wants to be a pilot plays gorilla golf is up to the neighbors is up to speed on the 1374 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:45,040 neighbor's cat he sounds like a quality employee will hire reinhard and uh hopefully now we can if i can 1375 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:53,280 cruise on into the sunset reinhardt at the wheel rein reinhardt fortner 1376 01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:06,000 and we'll start that drive and we'll take this 18 meter 18 meters of pure bendy magic 1377 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:16,080 you do the mathematics you do the mathematics come back after this break for an 18 meter bendy boss 1378 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:23,600 extravaganza when i slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing i like more than lashing a few 1379 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:29,120 stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like i did 1380 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:35,440 while i'm waiting for that baby to get going i do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions 1381 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,200 just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it 1382 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:49,840 you can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm 1383 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:55,760 your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by fire lighters 1384 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:09,680 now night time oh yeah night time the perfect time for a bit of bussen remember that song it was big in the 80s 1385 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:16,240 night time's the perfect time for a bit of bussen how are you keeping i think you're blocking the door 1386 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,880 are you well someone's someone's blocking the door back there now we need to we need to uh bollock them i think 1387 01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:32,960 are you doing a bit of donating cherry bomb yeah thank you very much cherry bomb very kind yeah 1388 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:42,960 thank you thank you thank you someone's fecking playing silly boggers on the back get in 1389 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,120 jesus christ 1390 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:52,000 you know 1391 01:03:54,400 --> 01:04:00,000 john thank you very much john john johnny cap cap 1392 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:11,920 thank you very much johnny capcom it's a fantastic situation go man schluck thanks for picking me up from 1393 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:20,400 anxiety lane and delivering me to chill street on the rig well nothing i like better than to uh 1394 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:27,200 take passengers onto the bus and drop them off feeling better than when i picked them up you know 1395 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:35,840 and uh that's another thing look that there now another one of the fleet oh yeah flash me good man 1396 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,160 yeah fantastic 1397 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,320 right on time black box 1398 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,040 one ticket please one ticket coming up 1399 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:57,200 one ticket for the man with the strange face how about that i'm only messing 1400 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,240 uh two euro 50 60 70 thank you very much 1401 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:17,840 okay now next stop west spot gotta tell you something guys i'm really glad to be back behind the wheel of an 18 meter 1402 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:26,160 18 meter bender bendy bus and it's it's fantastic look oh it's not not even a bendy bus what the 1403 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:32,960 fuck oh it's not that's not on but we're going back to the garage sorry we're going back to the garage 1404 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,680 sorry folks we're gonna have to abort this trip i i don't know what happens when i click abort 1405 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,360 i think you i think everybody dies i'm not sure about sorry 1406 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:56,640 there i was very excited i wanted to make this a special journey like you know i didn't want to be 1407 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,280 didn't want to be driving it on that little yoke that's a that's a micro machine huh 1408 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,120 the thing about the 18 meter is this baby will pick up everything 1409 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:17,600 anyone everything national holiday more people will than usual 1410 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,680 will be taking the bus today well that's fantastic news for me because i've 18 meters of pure bendy magic 1411 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:31,040 behind me and uh we're gonna be we're gonna be really enjoying the the sights and sounds of the city tonight 1412 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,960 how are you getting then are you doing a bit of donating 1413 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:46,960 it's fashion yeah that's my what's going on here it's fashion it's fashion thank you very much 1414 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:55,540 single regular one you want what's going on here bus is not feckin moving pedal going down huh 1415 01:06:55,540 --> 01:07:02,040 hello something's not right 1416 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:08,840 what the fuck is going on huh 1417 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:26,060 what the fuck is going on look at this look at this it's spacious it's very plush 1418 01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:32,400 it's got a lot of cool decor on it as well really nice it's a lovely bus fantastic bus 1419 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:36,920 it's the kind of bus i like to be on as a passenger like you know driving it she's a beast 1420 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:46,580 you need to hold on you need to really slow down earlier on it's it's mental it's absolutely mental 1421 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:50,980 drive neutral huh 1422 01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:57,360 can anybody does anybody know what's going on here 1423 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:06,000 doob joe thank you very much doob joe 1424 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:14,660 ignition ah ignition on very now 1425 01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:26,660 are you doing a bit of donating are you doing a bit of donating yeah george moore thank you thank you george 1426 01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:38,320 i'm pumping the accelerator there eddie fiendish i'm pumping how'd you put it into drive i don't know how to put it into drive 1427 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:47,320 are you doing a bit of donating are you doing a bit of donating yeah carafin thank you very much carafin 1428 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:53,480 clutch clutch clutch clutch is fucked the brake is not on it's in drive already i know 1429 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:58,980 i'm 1430 01:08:58,980 --> 01:08:58,980 i'm 1431 01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:09,760 what does this do here retarder steering wheel retarder button what does that mean 1432 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:14,420 retarder m 1433 01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:17,420 huh 1434 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:25,360 well that was no use windscreen wipers fair light 1435 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,800 cycle lights 1436 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,800 she's jumping around the bus is jumping around 1437 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:39,340 let's go back to the garage here and shower again 1438 01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:42,660 something not right about this bus 1439 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:48,540 what the hell is a retarder 1440 01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:51,360 never heard of that now 1441 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:56,660 oh i didn't i didn't start from the garage i started on the fucking road 1442 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,660 oh we're moving we're moving 1443 01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:01,600 what the hell that was about 1444 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,360 huh 1445 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,220 dangerous 1446 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:07,580 very very dangerous 1447 01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:12,700 if this locks up this could seize up during the journey it would be very embarrassing 1448 01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:19,640 for the people for the passengers on the bus i don't mind i can drive all day i'll drive anywhere you know 1449 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,640 passenger how are you getting on mrs. yeah well 1450 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,700 passengers like this lady now she wants to get to her destination 1451 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,440 and uh 1452 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:33,080 that's not gonna happen if the bus keeps on stalling the way it's the way it's stalled 1453 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,700 how are you getting on you want several tickets you can have that 1454 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:39,700 and a reg 1455 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:43,000 and a two 1456 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000 i need a ticket 1457 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000 you can have a single 1458 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,360 you can have a shoot and you can have a regular one 1459 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,160 thank you 1460 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,340 look at the size of this 1461 01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:59,540 my face on the back as well 1462 01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:03,700 i know my face is on all the buses but it really makes me proud to see my face on the back 1463 01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:05,700 look what's that smell 1464 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,500 someone's farted someone's after farting 1465 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,940 Sorry, handbrake on. 1466 01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:15,220 Let open the window there now. 1467 01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:25,220 *Sigh* 1468 01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,220 *Sigh* 1469 01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:29,220 *Sigh* 1470 01:11:29,220 --> 01:11:31,220 *Sigh* 1471 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:35,220 I don't know if anybody heard that noise. 1472 01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:39,220 *Sigh* 1473 01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:41,220 *Sigh* 1474 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:45,220 Let's move. Let's move this baby. 1475 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:47,220 *Sigh* 1476 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,220 *Sigh* 1477 01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:49,220 Stuck again. 1478 01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:57,220 *Sigh* 1479 01:11:57,220 --> 01:12:01,220 This bus will be the death of me. This bus will be the death of me and many others. 1480 01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:05,220 If it drives me wild I might end up driving like an erratic fool. 1481 01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:09,220 In which case, people's lives will be at stake. 1482 01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:11,220 Oh for fuck. 1483 01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:13,220 *Sigh* 1484 01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:15,220 It's never fucking end. 1485 01:12:15,220 --> 01:12:17,220 *Sigh* 1486 01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:18,220 *Sigh* 1487 01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:19,220 Hey! 1488 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:20,220 Hey! 1489 01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:21,220 Hey! 1490 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,220 Turn it down! 1491 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:23,220 My bad. I'll turn it down. 1492 01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:24,220 Yeah, you will. 1493 01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,220 Sure. 1494 01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:27,220 *Sigh* 1495 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:29,220 Fucking hell. 1496 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,220 *Sigh* 1497 01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:32,220 *Sigh* 1498 01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:33,220 Christ. 1499 01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:35,220 It's not easy. 1500 01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:36,220 Not easy. 1501 01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:37,220 Not easy. 1502 01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:38,220 *Sigh* 1503 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:39,220 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1504 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,220 *Sigh* 1505 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:40,220 Vegan. 1506 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:41,220 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1507 01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,220 *Sigh* 1508 01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:42,220 Vegan. 1509 01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:43,220 *Sigh* 1510 01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,220 Vegan. 1511 01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:45,220 Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah. 1512 01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:46,220 *Sigh* 1513 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:47,220 Thank you very much vegan. 1514 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:48,220 Thank you very much. 1515 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:49,220 *Sigh* 1516 01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:50,220 How are you getting that? 1517 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:54,220 Now we're a nice journey ahead of us now. 1518 01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:57,220 A nice peaceful relaxing journey through the country. 1519 01:12:57,220 --> 01:13:11,220 It's gonna amalgamate the business park, residential, countryside, town, city, farm, industrial, chimney and also the docks as well where we pick up a sack of monkeys. 1520 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:17,540 Welcome to the bendy bus everybody 1521 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:47,420 Thanks very much vegan vegan this the way the wheels take this Wow Wow 1522 01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:55,120 Six wheeler six wheeler 1523 01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,340 Fucking mighty bus 1524 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,060 Hey now, hey now, what you wanna say now? 1525 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:15,460 Happiness just around the corner 1526 01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,780 Hey now 1527 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,100 We'll be there for you 1528 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:28,100 That's my stop the bendy bus is coming everybody's jump oh 1529 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:35,040 Carp nearly mounted the car always part like that bad bad shopping position 1530 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,900 Didn't mean that not my fault 1531 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:46,720 Technically I'm not used to driving the bendy was this don't eat. I've been on this taro key for the best for four weeks past month 1532 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:52,680 Yeah, call Mac Malloy. Thank you very much and call Mac Malloy has been watching as well for Mac Malloy will tell you 1533 01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:57,300 My experience with the the bendy bus has declined rapidly 1534 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,700 Look this now 1535 01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,700 Trying to get out here 1536 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:07,540 Do you want to see a photo of my cat? I don't want to see anybody's cat fucking sick cats 1537 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,740 There's a mountain mountain of the curb there 1538 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,920 What are you doing a business don't eat? 1539 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,480 Play the rest tattoo thank you very much 1540 01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:35,600 Look I cannot remember what the rest that tune is I know there's a tune out there that what I'm thinking about having a gun 1541 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,240 Can't fucking remember what tune it is 1542 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,920 What does it is there something in it what does it mention? 1543 01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:55,700 Tell me what it mentions other than a gun there must be something about it. I can't remember what the fuck it is about 1544 01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:04,680 It goes like I've got my name is Tommy shluga I've got a Luger 1545 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,980 Yeah, I know what I can't remember it's about rubbish is this 1546 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,280 What the fake 1547 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,200 I think it might be something about rubbish 1548 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,820 Rubbish.web on your dish tab I've no dish tab I'm in a bus 1549 01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:45,660 Hey, you don't have a business donatin 1550 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,880 You don't have a business donatin yeah, thank you very much stairs 1551 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:57,960 No, see if I don't need to everybody anyone going for a swim there is a lead or nearby 1552 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,140 Now that was the rancho that was the angel of leads 1553 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800 Thank you 1554 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,700 24 euro carbon Easter. How are you? 1555 01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:24,460 I know what thank you. Thank you. Anybody else get none now? Nobody want to get on this bus 1556 01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:28,460 Organso 1557 01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:34,460 Did you see the New York? I'm driving 1558 01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:38,300 It's got clean floors for jiving lovely seats 1559 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:43,420 Good enough to eat off, but don't you ever think that you can open a bag of crisps? 1560 01:17:43,420 --> 01:17:45,420 Or drink on my bus? 1561 01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:48,300 If I see you eating crisps 1562 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:51,500 That Fiendia fella 1563 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,500 I'm gonna throw you off 1564 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,860 I don't like crumbs on my seats on my bus. 1565 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,440 There's a bin to the side and the door when you get on. 1566 01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:02,780 So when you get on... 1567 01:18:02,780 --> 01:18:03,900 Yesterday was perfect. 1568 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:04,480 Yesterday was perfect. 1569 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,500 Yesterday was perfect. I spent the afternoon at the Lido. 1570 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,900 Oh, I don't miss Lune. 1571 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,360 And then party all night at the old sawmill. 1572 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:09,940 What can you do? 1573 01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:11,600 I don't miss Lune. Yeah. 1574 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,460 Like Freddy Luga. 1575 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,460 Thanks Fark. 1576 01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:16,460 I'm a Schluter. 1577 01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:17,460 I'm a Schluger. 1578 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,460 I've got a Luger. 1579 01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:21,460 It's a little kind of German beast. 1580 01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:24,460 I've got a few bullets in a little chamber too. 1581 01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:27,460 I'm only messing. 1582 01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:29,460 I don't have a gun. 1583 01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:33,460 If I did, pop, pop, you'd be dead. 1584 01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,460 Three bullets in the back of your little head. 1585 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,460 I'm gonna come round your gap tonight. 1586 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:42,460 Bratatatatatatatash, how are you feeling all right? 1587 01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:50,860 Oh, darn. I forgot to get something for dinner. Well, pizza, it is. 1588 01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:02,500 How you gettin' that? 1589 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,780 No eatin' on the bus, please. Thank you. 1590 01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:12,780 Thank you very much there, uh, Fergie B. For that kind tip. 1591 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,860 Next stop, St. Wallace. 1592 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,500 Stand here. The doors are open. 1593 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:24,420 One ticket, please. 1594 01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,680 How are you, Corbin, again? 1595 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:26,680 Stand here. The doors are open. 1596 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:31,340 We've got a D. A senior. We'll print off that ticket for you. 1597 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,580 50, 60. No problem. Purple onion, what's the story? 1598 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,680 Several? Where are you goin'? 1599 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,260 Eh? You goin' jivin'? 1600 01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:45,540 Come back. No problem. 1601 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:45,540 Come back. No problem. 1602 01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:07,040 Stop. Open up. 1603 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,040 Stop. 1604 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,040 Stop. 1605 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,040 Stop. 1606 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:40,020 I'm going to go. 1607 01:20:40,020 --> 01:20:44,780 Thanks, Colonel. 1608 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:46,820 Thank you very much. 1609 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:48,340 Hope you're well. 1610 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,800 Make more tunes. 1611 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:06,340 I will do. 1612 01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:09,720 I will do. 1613 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:10,220 Thank you. 1614 01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:12,220 Thank you. 1615 01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:13,220 Thank you. 1616 01:21:13,220 --> 01:21:15,220 "Stand clear, the doors are open." 1617 01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:19,220 "Stand clear, the doors are open." 1618 01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:23,220 "The Ships of Aedes, the Book from the Mountain and the Golden Eagle." 1619 01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:27,220 "Well, now we come to the first song of the evening." 1620 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:35,220 "And who better could we have than Harry Magowen from Murnaup Arena, which is near Conry in County Slego." 1621 01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:44,220 "And a song that he has made his own. It's called 'The Hill of Knarknyshe' and this is it." 1622 01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,220 "Haha!" 1623 01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:52,220 "Dear friends, we meet in love tonight on Columbus tranquil shore." 1624 01:21:52,220 --> 01:22:00,220 "Three thousand miles from Marensheil, that we might see no more." 1625 01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:06,220 "Far dearer still is that fair hill than any other..." 1626 01:22:08,220 --> 01:22:11,220 "Why do people talk on the bus and ruin the tune?" 1627 01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:14,220 "You know, there's no need for that." 1628 01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,220 "And we are, our dear heart have to go." 1629 01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:32,220 "How oft I've listened the leaf-long day to the thrush and blackbird sing." 1630 01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:37,220 "How softly used the coco call." 1631 01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:38,220 "The coco." 1632 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,220 "Oh, yeah, man." 1633 01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:40,220 "I'm out young Harley three." 1634 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:42,220 "And how sweet the sound pre-echo'd round." 1635 01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:43,220 "The hill of Knarknyshe'." 1636 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,220 "How deeply pictured in my mind." 1637 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,220 "Those places from there I've seen." 1638 01:22:45,220 --> 01:22:48,220 "There's Kesh and Giva, Balimot." 1639 01:22:48,220 --> 01:22:59,100 not in a shape how deeply pictured in my mind those places from there i've seen 1640 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:04,700 there's cash and give a valley mode 1641 01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:17,420 the lakes and groves from temple house and streams tongue spreading 1642 01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:26,700 lay may the heavens be where it you carry more and the hill of not in a shame 1643 01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:40,540 there stands the rowan tabby where our people's bones now rest that same dear land that gave them 1644 01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:51,820 better now calls them to her breast while we are forced to exile by british time 1645 01:23:51,820 --> 01:24:08,300 and the hill of not in a shape and tears often i have you your crops 1646 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:19,580 oh yeah 1647 01:24:19,580 --> 01:24:35,740 the river my so gently flows from there until the same farewell to those farewell to all 1648 01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:48,060 around the hill of not in a shape farewell to evening dances where all merry comrades meet 1649 01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:57,100 where the fiddler says now boys and girls get up and shake your feet 1650 01:24:58,620 --> 01:25:11,900 and is there you'll find the car i never thought hans would come back to stay in the middle of the day 1651 01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:16,900 A girl from now and then she... 1652 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:25,900 Farewell unto my comrades all, to part with you makes me moan. 1653 01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:34,900 My warm heart I leave with you, as my back I'm forced to turn. 1654 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:43,900 One hundred chances there are to one, I never more will say. 1655 01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:53,900 Those good and kind, all neighbors round, the hill of Knarknashie. 1656 01:25:53,900 --> 01:26:02,900 Now the times have changed since I have left, dark heads have now turned grey. 1657 01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:12,900 New fiddish eyes by every heart, but the old ones fade away. 1658 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:22,900 This mournful song of exile sure, tis all that's left for me. 1659 01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:32,900 Farewell, farewell to Carlemore, and the hill of Knarknashie. 1660 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:36,900 Beautiful. Harry McGowan there. Harry McGowan. 1661 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:42,900 And he has the title name of his CD, which is what anybody's quite added to their collection. 1662 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:44,900 Bye bye. Paddy Joe Teig, thank you. 1663 01:26:44,900 --> 01:27:13,520 Paddy Joe Tyke, thank you. Thank you very much Paddy Joe Tyke. Senior. Anthony. Thank you very much Anthony. Anthony Burn. Thank you Anthony. 1664 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:30,700 Anthony Burn. Thank you very much Paddy. Oh. 1665 01:27:30,700 --> 01:28:00,680 I'm going to go. 1666 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:30,660 I'm going to go. 1667 01:28:30,660 --> 01:28:32,660 I'm going to go. 1668 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:33,160 Thanks, Tommy. 1669 01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:38,540 If I can find it, I'll try and rustle that out of the baggie of tricks. 1670 01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:43,860 At the moment, I'm a bit spooked, Baz, because I've just killed somebody. 1671 01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,100 I'm a bit spooked. 1672 01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:47,240 I'm a bit spooked. 1673 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:52,100 I am very, very spooked at the moment. 1674 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:52,960 And then we have a red light. 1675 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,500 And then we... 1676 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:57,400 Fucking hell. 1677 01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:58,280 We didn't get done. 1678 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:00,740 We're halfway through a red light. 1679 01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:06,320 That's better than killing someone, I suppose, you know. 1680 01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:09,980 Oh, fuck. 1681 01:29:13,980 --> 01:29:15,800 How am I going to get to sleep tonight now? 1682 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:19,860 Worrying about the fucking poor lad that I... 1683 01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:27,240 I'm not a bad egg. 1684 01:29:27,420 --> 01:29:28,360 You know, I'm a good... 1685 01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,200 The fucking doors are open. 1686 01:29:30,860 --> 01:29:31,820 I'm a good egg. 1687 01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:33,240 I don't run people over. 1688 01:29:33,340 --> 01:29:34,040 I'm a good driver. 1689 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:35,740 He was... 1690 01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,620 He was not looking. 1691 01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:37,880 You need to look left. 1692 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:39,600 Left. 1693 01:29:39,860 --> 01:29:40,100 Right. 1694 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:40,620 Before you... 1695 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,560 I do it in the bus. 1696 01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:43,860 There's no reason why you shouldn't be doing it. 1697 01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,500 And you're not in the bus. 1698 01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:46,360 Left. 1699 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:46,880 Right. 1700 01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,780 Fucking hell, man. 1701 01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:52,100 Not your fault. 1702 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:53,980 Says Matt. 1703 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:55,980 Thanks, Matt, for the... 1704 01:29:55,980 --> 01:29:57,140 Maybe I can rely... 1705 01:29:57,140 --> 01:29:59,400 Hopefully I can rely upon you in the court case. 1706 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:11,740 Hang on a sec. 1707 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,240 Ian Wright is in the jungle, is he? 1708 01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:14,560 Fucking hell. 1709 01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,980 There's no way he could have been watching, so... 1710 01:30:15,980 --> 01:30:25,440 I'm up against the jungle. 1711 01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:29,260 Next stop, Roman Road. 1712 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:30,900 Hitting a curb there. 1713 01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:31,720 Sorry about that. 1714 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,320 Stand clear. 1715 01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:35,340 The doors are open. 1716 01:30:35,620 --> 01:30:36,600 May I have a ticket, please? 1717 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,220 You can have as many tickets as you want. 1718 01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:38,300 Stand clear. 1719 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,520 The doors are open. 1720 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:39,560 The doors are open. 1721 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,620 Just one. 1722 01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,940 Two, four, six, eight, ten. 1723 01:30:45,060 --> 01:30:45,460 Two, four. 1724 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:46,200 And then a 60. 1725 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:46,600 Back to you. 1726 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:46,880 Thank you. 1727 01:30:47,100 --> 01:30:47,620 Best your luck. 1728 01:30:48,420 --> 01:30:48,940 Best your luck. 1729 01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:52,300 Are you doing the business donating? 1730 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:54,600 Shti... 1731 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:55,880 Are you doing the business donating, yeah? 1732 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:56,840 Shti Cahill. 1733 01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:57,640 Thank you very much. 1734 01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:58,220 Shti Cahill. 1735 01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:00,840 Thank you very much. 1736 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:05,660 It's the story here. 1737 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:06,520 We've stuck again, are we? 1738 01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:09,040 Fucking boss man. 1739 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,300 Are you doing a business donating? 1740 01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:16,900 Are you doing a business donating, yeah? 1741 01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:18,220 Fluffy puppies, thank you. 1742 01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:18,380 Fine. 1743 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,260 We're fucking stuck again, look. 1744 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,340 We are fucking stuck again. 1745 01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:30,340 We are fucking stuck again. 1746 01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:53,260 Oh, look what was down. 1747 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,080 I probably had that down the last day. 1748 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,080 *Morin* 1749 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:11,200 F*cking hell! 1750 01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:24,760 Maureen! Maureen! Thank you very much Maureen! 1751 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,760 *Morin* 1752 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:30,300 *Gasp* 1753 01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,640 500 quid you f*cking prick! 1754 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,640 You bollocks! 1755 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,920 I'm actually at the f*cking back of this prick! 1756 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:58,860 by the merry monk killala road ballena the fucking house you eh see you later don't try that shit with 1757 01:32:58,860 --> 01:33:05,860 me again heavenly experience don't try that again you've been warned don't ever try that with me 1758 01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:11,800 again the time is nine o'clock with o'toole super value tube offering an extensive range of healthy 1759 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:18,300 options for healthy living in our health food store oh nine three two double five eight what 1760 01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:39,880 what were you doing i was coming out the fucking side of the road you went straight into me 1761 01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:46,980 huh we even looking there's no there's no fucking mirror chicken going in there car there's nothing 1762 01:33:46,980 --> 01:34:00,600 going on are you listening to me eh can you hear me eh are you going here but he's gone 1763 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:10,560 oh yeah just disappeared feckin disappeared look at that purple truck 1764 01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:27,060 crazy town isn't it a lot of craziness going on greater greater thumber thank you 1765 01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:38,820 he evaporated now we've got ourselves in a bit of a picky a big time picky 1766 01:34:38,820 --> 01:34:42,720 how would you do this now 1767 01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:42,720 how would you do this now 1768 01:34:42,720 --> 01:35:04,220 are you up for going to the movies today fucking hell 1769 01:35:04,220 --> 01:35:10,120 how would you do this now i was thinking about the new superhero blockbuster just came out yeah sure 1770 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,120 yeah sure 1771 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:30,960 *Door closes* 1772 01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:34,360 Jesus Christ. 1773 01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:57,360 *Door closes* Now, this is gonna take some expert, bendy-bus expertise from me now. Watch this. Watch this. I've got it. Yeah baby, I've got it. Oh fuck, I don't, I don't. I don't. 1774 01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:21,360 *Door closes* Yeah baby, I've got it. I'm a demon. I'm a driver. Like and subscribe, yeah? Fuck. 1775 01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:45,360 *Door closes* Cognitively this is tough. Cognitive is very, very tough. Fuckin' hell. *Door closes* 1776 01:36:45,360 --> 01:37:01,360 *Door closes* Don't ever do this at home. This is a professional. Fuck. I did professional, eh, professional driving in school. I did it all. You can't tell me anything. 1777 01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:14,360 *Door closes* That's my stop. *Door closes* 1778 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:21,360 No. *Door closes* The bendy-bus, eh? *Door closes* 1779 01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:37,360 *Door closes* 1780 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:49,360 Fuckin' hell. That was a long, long, long drawn out affair. And that's what road rage gets you nowhere. Road rage gets you nowhere. Road rage gets you nowhere. 1781 01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:55,360 *Door closes* Who we got there in the end? *Door closes* 1782 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,420 "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1783 01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:58,920 Ma'am a joke, thank you very much. 1784 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,020 "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1785 01:38:01,020 --> 01:38:03,020 Very kind, yeah. Thank you very much, ma'am a joke. 1786 01:38:08,020 --> 01:38:09,020 Holy schmoly. 1787 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,400 "Thanks" 1788 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:13,900 No problem, thank you very much. 1789 01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:18,500 "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1790 01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:20,420 After frickin' losing the platter. "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1791 01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,420 "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1792 01:38:21,420 --> 01:38:22,800 "Hey, don't be a business donat'n" 1793 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,900 "Don't be spooked on me. It was my fault" 1794 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:26,060 "Says dead passenger" 1795 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:30,700 "I walked out deliberately after the sad Shano song" 1796 01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:32,400 "It got too much for me" 1797 01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:36,600 Well, at least we have an explanation now as to why that passenger willingly" 1798 01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:39,400 "And I do put a big emphasis on the word willingly" 1799 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,400 "Walked out in front of my bus" 1800 01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:43,400 "And I'm not to blame" 1801 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,900 "And I'm not to blame" 1802 01:38:45,900 --> 01:38:47,400 "Thank you" 1803 01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:49,400 "That'll be all, thank you very much" 1804 01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,440 "Fuckin' hell" 1805 01:38:55,440 --> 01:39:06,140 "Just a quick reminder there to anybody who might be feeling a bit of mental health" 1806 01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:07,940 "Or uh, is depressed" 1807 01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:10,940 "Maybe you have a little walk or something" 1808 01:39:10,940 --> 01:39:12,940 "Or if you're not bothered walking" 1809 01:39:12,940 --> 01:39:14,640 "Why don't you take the bus?" 1810 01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:19,340 "Slogaran is operating three or four or five different roads around this area" 1811 01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:21,340 "And we have great competitive rate" 1812 01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:22,140 "Thank you" 1813 01:39:22,140 --> 01:39:23,640 "Mental health" 1814 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:24,640 "There's a bit of money" 1815 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640 "There's a bit of money" 1816 01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:28,640 "There's a bit of money to be made in the mental health" 1817 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:34,340 "There's a nice bit of money to be made out of it" 1818 01:39:34,340 --> 01:39:36,340 "Next stop, Rope Winders Road" 1819 01:39:36,340 --> 01:39:40,340 "So you might as well corner that market as well" 1820 01:39:40,340 --> 01:39:41,340 "Like, you know" 1821 01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:43,340 "Thank you very much, Mamaduck" 1822 01:39:43,340 --> 01:39:44,340 "And dead passenger" 1823 01:39:44,340 --> 01:39:45,340 "You don't have a business donating" 1824 01:39:45,340 --> 01:39:46,340 "You don't have a business donating" 1825 01:39:46,340 --> 01:39:47,340 "Yeah" 1826 01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:50,340 "Jack, thank you very much, Jack" 1827 01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:51,340 "Thanks, Jack" 1828 01:39:51,340 --> 01:39:54,340 "Jack and Nakanori" 1829 01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:57,340 "It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead" 1830 01:39:57,340 --> 01:39:58,340 "And explain himself" 1831 01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:02,340 "It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead" 1832 01:40:02,340 --> 01:40:03,340 "And explain himself" 1833 01:40:03,340 --> 01:40:06,340 "It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead" 1834 01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:08,340 "And explain himself" 1835 01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:11,340 "It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead" 1836 01:40:11,340 --> 01:40:12,340 "and explain himself" 1837 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:15,340 "It was nice for that passenger to come back from the dead" 1838 01:40:15,340 --> 01:40:16,340 "and explain himself" 1839 01:40:16,340 --> 01:40:35,700 and explain himself. That is true. How are we all down the back there? Any scummers down the back? I'll be checking. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come and check now. Thank you. Park and break is on it says. 1840 01:40:42,260 --> 01:41:08,180 Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Any scum? Thank you. No scum. No. No dodginess down the back either. 1841 01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:28,620 I heard people down there smoking and shit. Open the window please. The family's on the bus. General passengers please remember to keep your feet up the vacant seats. And if you're gone rolling cheeky penners make sure to open the window and be discreet. 1842 01:41:28,620 --> 01:41:32,120 Family's on the bus. How are you getting in? 1843 01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:42,280 Oh it's a close one. 1844 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:52,040 so 1845 01:41:52,040 --> 01:42:01,800 so 1846 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:11,560 so 1847 01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:21,320 so 1848 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:31,080 so 1849 01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:33,080 so 1850 01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:35,080 so 1851 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080 so 1852 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080 so 1853 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:35,080 so 1854 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:39,080 so 1855 01:42:39,080 --> 01:42:45,080 so 1856 01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:53,080 like this now there's a bit of over taken good luck 1857 01:42:53,080 --> 01:43:23,060 next stop, road winder moved. Stand clear, the doors are open. Stand clear, the doors are open. Nobody getting off now. Okay. You're awful quiet back there. Would you like to hear a joke? I made one earlier on for you. I usually play this. It's not the first time it's been played. 1858 01:43:23,060 --> 01:43:53,040 But all the passengers down the back of the bus there now. You might like this now. How you doing? I had seen a couple of Spanish students getting on the bus there. Just wanted to say, welcome to the bus. And what you call a Spanish man with no legs. Gracias. And uh, what else? What's the other one? Oh yeah. What you call a Spanish lad who's at his car stolen. Carlos. Carlos. Thank you. 1859 01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,040 How you getting that? 1860 01:44:06,980 --> 01:44:08,980 The old jokes are the best. 1861 01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:15,920 But you cannot tell some of the old jokes anymore because it's not right. 1862 01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:22,920 I'll get home. 1863 01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:26,920 Bye. See ya. 1864 01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:29,920 Are you doing a bit of a donate? 1865 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:32,920 Are you doing a bit of a donate? 1866 01:44:32,920 --> 01:44:33,920 Are you doing a bit of a donate? Yeah. 1867 01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:36,920 Sandra Joyce. Sandra Joyce. 1868 01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:38,920 Thank you very much. 1869 01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:42,920 Thank you very much. I hope you're well. 1870 01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:44,920 It's very kind to you. It means a lot. Thank you. 1871 01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:47,920 How you getting that? 1872 01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:48,920 How you getting that, missus? 1873 01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:50,920 Are you doing a bit of a donate? 1874 01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:51,920 Pwn Jones. 1875 01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:53,920 Are you doing a bit of a donate? Yeah. 1876 01:44:53,920 --> 01:44:56,920 Thank you very much, Pwn Jones. 1877 01:44:56,920 --> 01:44:58,920 That's very kind of you. 1878 01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,920 I hope you're having a lovely weekend. 1879 01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:07,920 Tommy, could you please say hi to my sick mom, Loretta, and wish her well? 1880 01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:10,920 She's watching in the next room. 1881 01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:16,920 Well, Loretta, get well soon from all of us at Schlagerren. 1882 01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:22,920 Put a bit of pep in your step and maybe take the bus until you feel a bit better. 1883 01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:24,920 All the best, Loretta. 1884 01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:26,920 Good luck. 1885 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:29,920 How you getting that? 1886 01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:30,920 How you getting that? 1887 01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:34,920 Thanks. 1888 01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:35,920 Thank you. 1889 01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:41,920 I'd say, Loretta, you might want to get on the Lucashead. 1890 01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:44,920 Plenty of bed rest. 1891 01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:45,920 Plenty of Lucashead. 1892 01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:46,920 Plenty of fluids. 1893 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:50,920 The Lucashead will put a bit of pep in you, Stepnoy. 1894 01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:51,920 Dr. Julius Matchner. 1895 01:45:51,920 --> 01:46:00,920 I hear there's 15 or 20 teaspoons of sugar in a bottle of Lucashead. 1896 01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:12,920 So, if you don't have any Lucashead handy, just put 20 spoonfuls of sugar into a glass of water and shake it up to make it bubbly. 1897 01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:16,920 I'd say it will taste just as good as Lucashead. 1898 01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:18,920 Just my guess. 1899 01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:22,920 How you getting that? 1900 01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:24,920 Gary Mason, thank you. 1901 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:25,920 You don't have us donating. 1902 01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:26,920 Yeah. 1903 01:46:26,920 --> 01:46:27,920 That's mine. 1904 01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:29,920 Thanks, Gary. 1905 01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:31,920 Thank you. 1906 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:34,920 How you getting that? 1907 01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:41,920 Sidona and Rollies, somebody is saying. 1908 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:52,920 Raspberry, Raspberry Lucashead, somebody is saying. 1909 01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:59,920 Oh, I feckin' put the brake down. 1910 01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:08,920 Oh, I heard the news. 1911 01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:12,920 The news was coming on there earlier on when I was getting into a bit of road raging. 1912 01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:18,920 I had to feckin' cut away and try and cut out because it's just sadness. 1913 01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:19,920 Every day. 1914 01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:20,920 Misery, misery, misery, misery. 1915 01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:21,920 The whole flippin' way. 1916 01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:22,920 The miserable radio station. 1917 01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:23,920 Miserable people. 1918 01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:24,920 Miserable situations. 1919 01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:25,920 Next stop, Dr. Julian Machner Street. 1920 01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:27,920 Now. 1921 01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:28,920 The doors are open. 1922 01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:29,920 The doors are open. 1923 01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:30,920 Are you getting on? 1924 01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:31,920 Stand here. 1925 01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:32,920 The doors are open. 1926 01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:33,920 The doors are open. 1927 01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:33,920 The doors are open. 1928 01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:33,920 The doors are open. 1929 01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:34,920 The doors are open. 1930 01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:35,920 Are you getting on? 1931 01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:36,920 Stand here. 1932 01:47:36,920 --> 01:47:37,920 The doors are open. 1933 01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:38,920 The doors are open. 1934 01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:39,920 Are you getting on? 1935 01:47:39,920 --> 01:47:40,920 Stand here. 1936 01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:41,920 The doors are open. 1937 01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:42,920 The doors are open. 1938 01:47:42,920 --> 01:47:43,920 Are you getting on? 1939 01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:44,920 Stand here. 1940 01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,920 The doors are open. 1941 01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:46,920 Look at these people sneezing. 1942 01:47:46,920 --> 01:47:49,920 A few people sneezing at the top of the queue there. 1943 01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:52,920 Hopefully they're not spreading the flu already. 1944 01:47:52,920 --> 01:47:53,920 Have you had the flu jab? 1945 01:47:53,920 --> 01:48:22,860 How are you? Have you had the flu jab? You should probably get the flu jab. They walked away from me. Someone else on Schlagelland. How are you getting on Johnny? What's the story John? John? Johnny? 1946 01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:48,860 Why are you looking at me funny John? Johnny? You okay John? You do know you can talk to someone. Give me a shout if you need to talk to me. See you later John. He's not going to open his doors until I move along anyway. 1947 01:48:48,860 --> 01:49:00,860 How are you getting on? How is everybody on this journey today? Are you okay? Are you well? Are you okay? Yeah. Very good. Very good. Please don't leave any litter on the seats please. Thank you. 1948 01:49:00,860 --> 01:49:01,360 Thank you. 1949 01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:03,360 Oh no... 1950 01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:13,540 Someone saying "Goolag" to Jan...I don't know if I can go lag him 1951 01:49:15,900 --> 01:49:17,400 Oisin thank you very much 1952 01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:19,320 Thank you very much Oisin 1953 01:49:22,300 --> 01:49:23,300 Very kind yeah 1954 01:49:23,300 --> 01:49:28,300 Next stop...Groise Al... 1955 01:49:28,300 --> 01:49:29,300 Oh for f... 1956 01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:35,300 Are you doing a business donating? 1957 01:49:36,300 --> 01:49:37,300 Are you doing a business donating? 1958 01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:39,300 Massey boy...yeah... 1959 01:49:39,300 --> 01:49:41,300 That's mighty...Thank you Massey 1960 01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:42,300 Oh there's a... 1961 01:49:42,300 --> 01:49:46,300 The fella getting off here...look at him there walking away...look at him 1962 01:49:50,300 --> 01:49:53,300 He'll walk past my shoulder now look...Ehhh... 1963 01:49:57,300 --> 01:50:02,300 Gave him a little bit of a stink eye there as he was going...and a little bit of an auditory...um... 1964 01:50:03,300 --> 01:50:06,300 Cue...so that he knew that I was dismayed by his... 1965 01:50:07,300 --> 01:50:08,300 His request... 1966 01:50:08,300 --> 01:50:12,300 And the auditory cue was this...Ehhh... 1967 01:50:14,300 --> 01:50:18,300 I didn't wanna go all out and...and f...f...hurt his feelings or anything like you know... 1968 01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:21,300 And now we're a feckin' shook again...are we? 1969 01:50:21,300 --> 01:50:29,300 I never have guessed...that Christina and Hans were related...yeah...me neither...it blew my mind... 1970 01:50:30,300 --> 01:50:32,300 Boo...boo McGuigan...how are ya? 1971 01:50:32,300 --> 01:50:33,300 I'm a business donating...yeah...yeah... 1972 01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:35,300 That's mighty... 1973 01:50:37,300 --> 01:50:40,300 Boo...boo McGuigan...it's great to hear from ya...I hope you're keeping well... 1974 01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:43,300 You're in fine fettle tonight I'd say...eh? 1975 01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:51,300 Your man Johnny driving the other bus looks like one of the young offenders...he feckin' did...he actually look like...um... 1976 01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:54,300 Steaklin...thank you very much Steaklin... 1977 01:50:55,300 --> 01:50:56,300 That's mighty... 1978 01:50:56,300 --> 01:50:57,300 What a great name Steaklin... 1979 01:50:58,300 --> 01:51:02,300 Never got the notification your nephew...tell your nephew to get the thumb out... 1980 01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:06,300 Feck I hope ya...I hope everybody got notifications about the... 1981 01:51:07,300 --> 01:51:08,980 The bus? 1982 01:51:10,060 --> 01:51:10,420 Heck. 1983 01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:17,260 Owen Murphy, thank you very much. 1984 01:51:19,060 --> 01:51:20,140 Thank you very much. 1985 01:51:21,320 --> 01:51:22,440 How do you feel about 1986 01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:24,140 go ahead, Ireland, 1987 01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:25,760 buying all the businesses you're in? 1988 01:51:29,240 --> 01:51:30,220 How are we getting on? 1989 01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:32,440 It's the woman that looks old and young at the same time. 1990 01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:34,240 Kev Collin, thank you. 1991 01:51:34,900 --> 01:51:37,060 Any plans for Schlug Ehring Christmas Party? 1992 01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,740 There are many plans, and you will 1993 01:51:38,740 --> 01:51:40,700 all be a part of that party. 1994 01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:41,880 I am sure of it. 1995 01:51:42,980 --> 01:51:45,380 I can't reveal much, but it's going to be a blast. 1996 01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:46,940 An absolute blast. 1997 01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:50,820 Frank, may I have a ticket, please? 1998 01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:52,620 You can have as many tickets as you want, dear. 1999 01:51:52,740 --> 01:51:54,180 Provided. Provided. 2000 01:51:54,940 --> 01:51:55,720 You have the cash. 2001 01:51:56,880 --> 01:51:59,340 No free bus trips 2002 01:51:59,340 --> 01:52:00,400 on this service. 2003 01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:02,380 We're only going... 2004 01:52:02,380 --> 01:52:05,240 We're only doing this to make the business stronger. 2005 01:52:05,460 --> 01:52:07,660 All the money that you have there. 2006 01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:08,020 Thank you. 2007 01:52:08,300 --> 01:52:09,300 All the money that you have 2008 01:52:09,300 --> 01:52:11,340 will go towards a bigger and better service. 2009 01:52:11,460 --> 01:52:11,800 Thank you. 2010 01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:13,100 Thank you very much. 2011 01:52:14,300 --> 01:52:15,140 As I do keep saying, 2012 01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:17,520 it's not about the money. 2013 01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:18,780 At the end of the day, 2014 01:52:18,860 --> 01:52:22,140 it's about the times and experiences 2015 01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:22,900 that you have 2016 01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:24,780 while bringing the passengers 2017 01:52:24,780 --> 01:52:25,720 to their journeys. 2018 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,520 You let them off at the right time, 2019 01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:28,220 the right stage, 2020 01:52:28,260 --> 01:52:29,060 and you make them happy. 2021 01:52:29,220 --> 01:52:30,420 You know, they leave a hat on the bus. 2022 01:52:30,500 --> 01:52:31,500 You run after them with the hat. 2023 01:52:31,880 --> 01:52:32,380 There you go. 2024 01:52:32,440 --> 01:52:32,980 There's the hat. 2025 01:52:33,380 --> 01:52:34,180 There you're happy now. 2026 01:52:34,260 --> 01:52:34,940 Their week is made. 2027 01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:36,620 Someone gets off the bus. 2028 01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:37,940 They've got their CD player. 2029 01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:38,760 You'll run after them. 2030 01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:39,740 CD player. 2031 01:52:39,940 --> 01:52:40,400 There you go. 2032 01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:41,760 Their week is made. 2033 01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:43,620 And that's what you've got to remember. 2034 01:52:44,120 --> 01:52:45,260 These are people. 2035 01:52:45,780 --> 01:52:46,900 Real humans. 2036 01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:48,680 Real problems. 2037 01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:50,660 Real lies being lived. 2038 01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:54,260 And not everyone is on cloud nine. 2039 01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:54,920 You know? 2040 01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:56,900 And also, remember this. 2041 01:52:57,360 --> 01:52:59,380 Happiness is a smile. 2042 01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:04,020 So, remember to turn that frown upside down. 2043 01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,100 And a lovely smile like this, 2044 01:53:08,180 --> 01:53:09,100 a face like this, 2045 01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,880 is inviting to many people. 2046 01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:13,680 And it brings the customers onto the bus, 2047 01:53:13,720 --> 01:53:14,960 even if they don't want to go on a journey. 2048 01:53:15,220 --> 01:53:17,700 When they see me drive past 2049 01:53:17,700 --> 01:53:18,560 and they just see this. 2050 01:53:23,140 --> 01:53:24,440 Are you doing a bit of walking? 2051 01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:27,160 Are you doing a bit of walking, yeah? 2052 01:53:28,480 --> 01:53:29,100 That's mighty. 2053 01:53:29,200 --> 01:53:30,220 But do you want to get on the bus 2054 01:53:30,220 --> 01:53:32,240 when you're waiting? 2055 01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:32,900 Thank you. 2056 01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:34,660 And it's that easy, you know? 2057 01:53:35,340 --> 01:53:37,640 You need to have a bit of salesmanship in here as well. 2058 01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:39,300 It's not all about, uh, 2059 01:53:40,540 --> 01:53:41,380 being on time. 2060 01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:42,740 It's about being able to... 2061 01:53:42,740 --> 01:53:44,600 I'm on the floor for four o'clock. 2062 01:53:44,780 --> 01:53:45,920 That sounds like a nice idea. 2063 01:53:46,140 --> 01:53:48,160 But I'll have to see if I still fit into my swimsuit. 2064 01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,180 Some laddin' 2065 01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:53,300 talking about a feckin' swimsuit on the back. 2066 01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:54,060 Eh? 2067 01:54:01,340 --> 01:54:02,220 Fuck, she's buckled. 2068 01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:03,320 She's buckled. 2069 01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:08,420 She's buckling. 2070 01:54:10,480 --> 01:54:10,880 We're in. 2071 01:54:11,660 --> 01:54:12,440 We're in like Flynn. 2072 01:54:13,800 --> 01:54:14,780 The bendy bus is comin'. 2073 01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:16,600 Fuckin' crash this. 2074 01:54:16,840 --> 01:54:17,180 Bollocks. 2075 01:54:17,180 --> 01:54:21,340 The bendy bus is comin'. 2076 01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:21,620 Oh. 2077 01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:21,720 Oh. 2078 01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:21,740 Oh. 2079 01:54:37,340 --> 01:54:38,200 How you gettin' then? 2080 01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:39,700 God, I love the bendy bus. 2081 01:54:39,780 --> 01:54:40,020 We're out. 2082 01:54:40,100 --> 01:54:41,820 We're getting out into the wild now. 2083 01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:42,320 The rural. 2084 01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,220 The big roads. 2085 01:54:44,440 --> 01:54:45,000 The big boys. 2086 01:54:46,100 --> 01:54:47,160 Highway 69. 2087 01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:48,860 Out in America. 2088 01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:53,360 Winnebago. 2089 01:54:56,360 --> 01:54:56,880 Montana. 2090 01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:01,640 Arizona. 2091 01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:01,720 Arizona. 2092 01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,780 All the places. 2093 01:55:05,520 --> 01:55:06,120 Nantucket. 2094 01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:07,760 Fuck. 2095 01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:10,140 Fucket. 2096 01:55:12,300 --> 01:55:13,140 Nantucket. 2097 01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:14,140 We've lost now. 2098 01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,700 This fucker behind me is gonna have to go back. 2099 01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,540 700 euro damage. 2100 01:55:22,040 --> 01:55:23,440 Sorry about the parking, folks. 2101 01:55:25,620 --> 01:55:27,120 It's just the way it goes sometimes. 2102 01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:29,680 That's just the way it goes, guys. 2103 01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:30,620 Sorry about that. 2104 01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:33,560 All the best to everybody who's been on the bus there. 2105 01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:34,080 See you later. 2106 01:55:35,860 --> 01:55:37,100 Are you doing a business donating? 2107 01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:39,840 Are you doing a business donating? 2108 01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:40,640 Skoda Schlug. 2109 01:55:40,740 --> 01:55:42,040 Thank you very much, Skoda Schlug. 2110 01:55:42,080 --> 01:55:42,680 I hope you're well. 2111 01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:46,600 Are you getting on? 2112 01:55:47,260 --> 01:55:48,820 Are you getting on or are you getting off? 2113 01:55:53,440 --> 01:55:54,700 Look at the bend on this. 2114 01:55:56,540 --> 01:55:57,460 I found a fella. 2115 01:55:58,580 --> 01:55:59,340 Stream anniversary. 2116 01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:00,260 Thank you very much. 2117 01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,300 Are you doing a business donating? 2118 01:56:01,480 --> 01:56:01,560 Yeah. 2119 01:56:01,560 --> 01:56:02,260 I appreciate that. 2120 01:56:02,300 --> 01:56:02,640 Thank you. 2121 01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:04,940 I found a fella asleep here the other day. 2122 01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:07,740 and he'd managed to fall asleep in between these bars. 2123 01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:11,040 He placed himself in between the bars here. 2124 01:56:12,420 --> 01:56:15,160 And his waist, his legs were down here. 2125 01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:19,780 And then his torso and arms and head was hanging down there. 2126 01:56:22,580 --> 01:56:24,540 Owen Murphy, thank you very much, Owen Murphy. 2127 01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,720 And we had to take him out of there. 2128 01:56:27,460 --> 01:56:28,580 He was fucked. 2129 01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:31,120 Now let's move, let's move, let's move. 2130 01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:33,800 Let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move. 2131 01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:44,020 Oh, look at that. Isn't it beautiful? 2132 01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:48,200 Around this time he started streaming last year, twas, yeah. 2133 01:56:48,540 --> 01:56:50,800 Carden Ring of Elysium, stream anniversary, thank you. 2134 01:56:52,060 --> 01:56:54,320 Owen Murphy, go, tell me more. 2135 01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:56,420 I don't know now about this go-ahead island. 2136 01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:57,780 What's this? What the hell is this? 2137 01:56:57,800 --> 01:56:59,820 I have my head in the clouds and I tell you, 2138 01:56:59,860 --> 01:57:01,680 I don't listen to the radio or the news anymore. 2139 01:57:02,120 --> 01:57:02,820 It's not for me. 2140 01:57:03,380 --> 01:57:05,580 Bad news, misery news, bad, bad news. 2141 01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:07,720 The hell, the whole flipping way. 2142 01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:09,960 What the hell is go-ahead? 2143 01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:12,920 Eh? 2144 01:57:14,020 --> 01:57:15,220 Is go-ahead a biscuit? 2145 01:57:15,540 --> 01:57:17,600 The last time I heard of go-ahead it was a biscuit. 2146 01:57:18,060 --> 01:57:19,540 Now you're telling me it's a bus service. 2147 01:57:20,100 --> 01:57:22,780 Or it's an Irish conglomerate. 2148 01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:24,660 Eh? 2149 01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:28,380 Are you telling me lies? 2150 01:57:32,380 --> 01:57:33,700 Are you telling me porcupines? 2151 01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:40,300 I fucking killed someone again. 2152 01:57:40,300 --> 01:58:00,700 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 2153 01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:04,360 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace 2154 01:58:04,360 --> 01:58:06,340 and setting fire to them. 2155 01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:08,380 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did 2156 01:58:08,380 --> 01:58:10,260 while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 2157 01:58:10,260 --> 01:58:12,140 I do a few rolls on the ground 2158 01:58:12,140 --> 01:58:14,320 and a few reptilious repetitions 2159 01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:16,100 just to get the blood flowing. 2160 01:58:16,640 --> 01:58:18,440 Once those flames are licking high, 2161 01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:20,540 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 2162 01:58:22,040 --> 01:58:24,220 You can generate extra drafthage 2163 01:58:24,220 --> 01:58:26,280 by using your gooch as a waft. 2164 01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:28,640 Now all that's left is to sit back 2165 01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:30,700 and warm your sack by the flames. 2166 01:58:31,640 --> 01:58:35,140 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 2167 01:58:35,140 --> 01:58:56,700 Welcome to Sunday Night's Day. 2168 01:58:56,700 --> 01:58:58,580 Welcome to Sunday Night's Day. 2169 01:58:58,580 --> 01:59:02,660 Thank you very much, Francis Higgins sub. 2170 01:59:05,080 --> 01:59:05,280 Oh. 2171 01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:08,140 Sub. 2172 01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:09,940 Well, Francis Higgins subreddit. 2173 01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:12,580 Whatever the feck that means, I don't know. 2174 01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:15,440 I wouldn't be into the internet now myself. 2175 01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:16,980 I don't know if it's donating, yeah. 2176 01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:19,960 Andrew and Dab from Tip. 2177 01:59:20,500 --> 01:59:22,340 Thank you very much, Andrew and Dab from Tip. 2178 01:59:23,260 --> 01:59:24,660 Great to have you on the bus this evening. 2179 01:59:25,220 --> 01:59:27,440 Hopefully you're having a great, wonderful journey. 2180 01:59:28,380 --> 01:59:30,000 And that the wheels of the Vendibus 2181 01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:35,300 are sufficiently rolling fast enough for you to reach that journey. 2182 01:59:38,520 --> 01:59:41,700 Meanwhile, big shout out for Leblor, 2183 01:59:42,220 --> 01:59:42,800 who says, 2184 01:59:43,280 --> 01:59:44,260 Oisin Schlug, 2185 01:59:45,020 --> 01:59:46,620 is asking about the Iveco. 2186 01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:49,780 Whether or not the Iveco is better than the Mercedes. 2187 01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:52,340 What is the best bus? 2188 01:59:53,300 --> 01:59:55,200 Gotta tell you something, Oisin. 2189 01:59:55,820 --> 01:59:57,080 Really gotta tell you something. 2190 01:59:57,080 --> 02:00:00,900 That it's all about the CNG bus. 2191 02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:08,200 Compressed natural gas. 2192 02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:12,460 I was once a diesel man. 2193 02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:14,180 I've converted. 2194 02:00:14,420 --> 02:00:14,780 I'm no more. 2195 02:00:14,860 --> 02:00:17,980 I'm still a diesel sympathizer. 2196 02:00:19,180 --> 02:00:21,160 But I'm not a climate change denier. 2197 02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,960 We gotta change things, baby. 2198 02:00:25,360 --> 02:00:26,380 We gotta change things. 2199 02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:28,640 We need to make all the buses CNG. 2200 02:00:30,280 --> 02:00:30,780 That's it. 2201 02:00:31,680 --> 02:00:32,440 This is that simple. 2202 02:00:33,300 --> 02:00:34,660 I had your one on the bus, Celeste. 2203 02:00:34,760 --> 02:00:35,220 What's her name? 2204 02:00:36,760 --> 02:00:38,920 Fuckin' Greta Thunderpuss. 2205 02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:40,480 Sourpuss. 2206 02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:42,300 Shout and shout down the back, 2207 02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:44,060 saying this bus is feckin' diesel. 2208 02:00:44,260 --> 02:00:44,820 It stinks. 2209 02:00:45,320 --> 02:00:45,740 I said, hey, 2210 02:00:46,260 --> 02:00:47,120 you should be in school. 2211 02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:49,160 Go back to school. 2212 02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:51,700 That softened her cup. 2213 02:00:51,700 --> 02:00:53,280 Oh no! 2214 02:00:53,440 --> 02:00:54,620 Gonna crash into my face! 2215 02:00:54,620 --> 02:00:55,040 Bah! 2216 02:00:57,920 --> 02:01:00,240 1,354 euro damage. 2217 02:01:00,760 --> 02:01:01,440 On top of what? 2218 02:01:01,500 --> 02:01:03,000 Two people killed. 2219 02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:06,400 20 grand compensation to the family. 2220 02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:08,220 They'll be fuckin' hounding me for compo. 2221 02:01:10,720 --> 02:01:11,880 I'm so long. 2222 02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:13,560 I'm so long. 2223 02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:13,600 Ah! 2224 02:01:14,640 --> 02:01:17,040 Fuckin' bus company's goin' down the shit. 2225 02:01:17,180 --> 02:01:18,180 I can... 2226 02:01:18,180 --> 02:01:18,620 How are you... 2227 02:01:18,620 --> 02:01:19,640 Sorry, I didn't... 2228 02:01:19,640 --> 02:01:21,520 Did you hear what I was just saying there about the bus? 2229 02:01:22,880 --> 02:01:23,500 You didn't. 2230 02:01:23,980 --> 02:01:24,680 That's fantastic. 2231 02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:29,300 Because I was just about to go off on one about how amazing this bus is. 2232 02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:34,140 And that you, my dear, are what makes the bus so good. 2233 02:01:34,820 --> 02:01:36,180 So, get on the bus! 2234 02:01:36,740 --> 02:01:37,480 What do you want? 2235 02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:38,220 Ticket, is it? 2236 02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:39,740 That's coming right up for you. 2237 02:01:40,580 --> 02:01:42,600 2,80 euro back in your pocket as well. 2238 02:01:42,980 --> 02:01:44,920 Now, changing everything. 2239 02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:45,600 See you later. 2240 02:01:49,680 --> 02:01:50,980 I'll check tickets in a minute. 2241 02:01:51,100 --> 02:01:52,560 Someone is telling me to check for you coming there. 2242 02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:53,560 I can't. 2243 02:01:53,640 --> 02:01:54,380 I'm fuckin' late. 2244 02:01:55,720 --> 02:01:57,000 Stalling these passengers up. 2245 02:01:57,060 --> 02:01:57,560 It's an absolute... 2246 02:02:00,200 --> 02:02:02,080 Cluster fake. 2247 02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:07,880 Of problems which have arisen in the past few moments. 2248 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:13,200 And also, my fuckin' pedal cam is acting the maggot. 2249 02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:18,720 I'm bringing the pedals back, baby. 2250 02:02:19,460 --> 02:02:20,780 I'm bringing pedal back. 2251 02:02:22,560 --> 02:02:26,840 Justin Timberscum. 2252 02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:31,040 Timberflake. 2253 02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:32,740 How about Justin Timber... 2254 02:02:32,740 --> 02:02:40,360 Timberlake releases his own brand of chocolate bars called Justin Timberflakes. 2255 02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:44,240 And they're just a ripoff of Cadbury's Flake. 2256 02:02:44,240 --> 02:02:44,240 And they're just a ripoff of Cadbury's Flake. 2257 02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:46,640 The picture of his face on it. 2258 02:02:47,920 --> 02:02:48,360 Do you know? 2259 02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:49,720 It's... 2260 02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:50,380 Look, look. 2261 02:02:50,580 --> 02:02:52,920 I'm fuckin' giving them out for free at this stage. 2262 02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:55,560 You wouldn't... 2263 02:02:55,560 --> 02:02:59,280 You wouldn't take it in the past. 2264 02:02:59,280 --> 02:03:01,340 But now Shlogeren is riding high on top. 2265 02:03:01,820 --> 02:03:03,320 You'll take all the advice you can get from me. 2266 02:03:04,140 --> 02:03:04,640 Isn't that it? 2267 02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:06,680 I'll get none. 2268 02:03:08,420 --> 02:03:10,620 Anybody get none or off at the stop, get off now. 2269 02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:11,900 And if you get none, get on now. 2270 02:03:12,900 --> 02:03:13,160 No? 2271 02:03:13,880 --> 02:03:14,420 See you later. 2272 02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:20,660 Fuckin' Ranglustrap again. 2273 02:03:20,740 --> 02:03:21,040 Is that it? 2274 02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:28,020 Speed thread. 2275 02:03:32,900 --> 02:03:34,260 Fuckin' speed thread, man. 2276 02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:36,560 We gotta drive fast to the speed thread. 2277 02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:39,320 Come back. 2278 02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:45,140 Bit of speed thread, everyone. 2279 02:03:45,140 --> 02:03:46,480 Agri-culture-treat. 2280 02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:11,680 Fuck it. 2281 02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:13,360 Speed thread. 2282 02:04:13,360 --> 02:04:15,360 NOOOOO! 2283 02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:16,200 - Yeah! 2284 02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:46,180 Thank you. 2285 02:04:46,180 --> 02:04:47,180 Thank you. 2286 02:04:47,180 --> 02:04:48,280 See you in the next episode. 2287 02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:51,280 .