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...Viva VR when they were going, oh, this is going to be the future now.

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And it's like, a year or two later, no one has any of the headsets anymore,

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because it was just like, yeah, remember that shit, man, when...

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It was like the Nokia N-Gage when that came out, and people were going,

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wow, gaming is mobile, finally.

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But then it took like a few months or a year to realise,

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it's actually not here, it's fucking shite.

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It's obviously better than that.

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It's better than the N-Gage.

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Are you getting engaged?

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No, I got an N-Gage.

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Alright.

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We are sick.

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Yeah, sure, I seen the...

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Resident Evil 7 look good.

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No wine.

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I don't see any wine and buns.

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I see.

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Guess I'll get some in the village.

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Well, well, well, McSlee.

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You pulled it out of the bag.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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The Kinder Penguins are heading your way.

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As soon as we crack open this Dawn Milk Van.

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It's been a year now.

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Thanks, McSlee.

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So as you can see, everyone, as you can McSlee,

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the game is moving at a blistering pace.

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I know Steve Cooney knows that as well.

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I know Steve Cooney knows that as well.

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And we're going to really ramp up the pace in a moment when we find out what we have to do.

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Where the fuck is the Hermits Nest?

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Maybe it's on our map.

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Ah.

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It's up at the Panda Market where we met the weirdo,

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the fella who was smoking Gange.

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And, uh, he had a Chinese mustache.

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But yeah, the lad didn't battle who has the, uh, the panda.

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He is a friend, a close friend of Mr. Chin's out in Phoenix,

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who's running a gambling ring at the moment.

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And, uh, Mr. Chin had a problem.

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He needed to get some pandas, Sinta, and shipped away over here in a box for zoos.

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I'm going to get to the Hermits Nest.

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Yeah.

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Yeah?

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Xinhua?

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You're amazing.

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Thanks very much.

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Thank you so much.

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No problem.

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For what?

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For what?

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For helping everyone in the village.

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Watch out! There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

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We'll get out!

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Those thugs have to be dealt with.

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What other choice do we have?

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Is that a helicopter?

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Jesus Christ!

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They have a link to our fathers.

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And the mirrors we've been looking for all this time.

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Yes.

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I'm doing this for me, as well.

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He's what?

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He's doing it for him.

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Oh yeah, he's doing it for his...

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To find out who killed his daddy.

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Well, we know it's Landy.

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This girl is like a maternal figure from the first game.

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Rio's mother.

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He's going out repeating.

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It's like a love letter to the first game so far, it seems.

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We're dealing with thugs in a village.

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Some lad from Dublin with a tattoo of a spider on his head.

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And he's got a bald head.

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He decided to make that move where he...

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Who knows he hicks should have stayed in time.

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...get a full tattoo on the skull.

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What he said.

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Quick time event!

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Back to the dojo, it's you!

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Sack of spuds!

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Back to the dojo!

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Steetseid!

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Oh my god!

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Got fucking steetseid in there, man!

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Back to the dojo with you!

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Back to the dojo!

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Judo chop you!

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*Ding*

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*Ding*

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That shit was a blast! Did someone just drop a bomb on that?

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*Ding*

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Brown eyes? There's the man with the lovely woman's hair!

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Massive old feet and calves and legs!

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Oh no, Yenshin!

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Damn it.

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I'll go knock on the door. Then while he's distracted.

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Who's there?

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Nice!

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Did you really think that little trick would work on me?

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Do it, do it, do it!

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*Sounds of the gun*

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*Sounds of the gun*

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*Sounds of the gun*

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Fuck!

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How'd you black again?

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*Sounds of the gun*

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*Sounds of the gun*

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Fucking hell. Come back when you've had more training, dick.

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You're a pretty dumb kid.

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Come on, Shen-Wah.

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Did you really think you could beat me with kung fu like that? You give this chicken a good talking to, Missy.

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Got fucking beat up in front of the woman, man. She's last down respect for me now.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad* How long was I-

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*sad* You were out for 2 days.

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*sad*

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*sad* Where did they go?

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*sad* They've made the Hermit's Nest their base while they look for the mirror.

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*sad* And Yen Xing?

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*sad* He's still hold up in the Hermit's Nest.

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*sad* But we've got to do something fast.

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*sad* Yeah.

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*sad* He needs our-

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*sad* Ryo, don't.

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*sad* We don't have time.

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*sad* You have to rest. Let's think this through.

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*sad* I suppose.

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*sad* Two days!

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad* April 4th.

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*sad* It's raining.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad* Find a martial arts expert. We know there's one in the f-

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*sad* In the f- in the f- thing.

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*sad* The Dojil.

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*sad* Ofs.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad* Shenoisee. What's the story?

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*sad* Good morning, Leon.

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*sad* Good morning.

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*sad* Are you feeling better?

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*sad* Yeah. Much.

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*sad* Make it.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad* Leon.

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*sad* See you later.

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*sad* Yeah. See you soon. *sad*

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*sad* Back to the take away with you.

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*sad* Juicy.

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*sad* Cool fool.

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*sad*

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Beardsman MEP here.

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Pat Cox MEP here.

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Back to the posky schlet with you.

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You're bleeding.

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This is the martial arts expert.

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Pardon me.

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Yes?

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I'm looking for a martial arts expert.

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The Hermit's Nest.

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Huh?

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You took on those ruffians in the Hermit's Nest, didn't you?

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I might.

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I did.

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And you're looking for a way to beat them, yes?

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I might be.

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Yeah.

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Well, you won't find the answer here.

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Where would I find the answer, Saul?

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Why not?

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Your desire to save the villagers is admirable.

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Nay, it is your duty.

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Then you have to.

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But you are not ready.

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How do you know?

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Your impatience cloud your judgment.

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That will get you in trouble.

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So, what should I do?

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Training is the only answer.

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Clear your mind and train.

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Right.

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With who?

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Do you have a moment?

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I always have time for training.

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Actually, I have a question.

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Clear your mind and train.

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Okay, then.

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What?

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What?

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Coffee eater.

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How are you?

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That's a nice little tip there for making money.

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Am I needing to rank up here in order to beat the guy in the Hermit's Nest?

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And if so, how do I do that?

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Do I?

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Don't tell me I have to hit this fucking thing for an hour.

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Or this thing.

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Also, coffee, how much does it cost to get 4,000 gambling tokens?

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Where did you get them and how did you get them?

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Just give it one more.

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I do enjoy it though.

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I'll just give it one go here.

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One inch punch.

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Maybe I'll give it a shot.

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Fight the fat lad in the village, okay?

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Okay, okay.

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We'll just do this once.

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Oh.

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715 815 the Balu boys are after maybe I'll practice some more thanks very much

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Balu boys maybe later absolutely sending it message there from the Balu boys which

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says Rio was in Balu village just having hashtag horseplay with the thugs

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absolutely sending it with his kung-fu thanks very much Balu for that and that

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message and keeping us abreast of the the kung-fu boys are the Balu boys 4k tokens

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about 400 yuan you can buy them beside fortune tellers after you win lots of

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tokens you have to use the token surprises and upon them long process fashion and

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okay I enjoyed the fishing from yesterday though it was a nice bit of relaxation

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in there and look this lad down here doing a bit of fish work

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rock chance we're gonna get the rock chance going soon enough I know how much money I have here in the little inventory

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I know how much money I have here in the little inventory zero dollars a thousand tokens I might chop make a bit of wood money first just to start the day off you know chop bit of wood bit of morning wood chop

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excuse me excuse me there was no forklift as of yet beardsman but we did get a fork lift toy which subsequently sold I think I'd like to help you split some more now we're talking a bit of fish work who clean the mind for training to whack the hermit boys I think that's a good idea what I'm aiming for in this now is to get disco music for the for the whole minute and a half two minutes that I'm chopping wood

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But we did get a forklift toy which subsequently sold I think

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I'd like to help you split some wood

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Now we're talking a bit of fish work who clean the mind for training to whack the hermit boys. I think that's a good idea

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What I'm aiming for in this now is to get disco music for the for the whole minute and a half or two minutes that I'm chopping wood. I

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Think I can do it. I think I've got what it takes

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Mm-hmm. That's it. Yes nearly that's it

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Yes

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That's it fucked it

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Tell you something

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While he's chopping wood for the fire there so just need to vent a little bit about eco bright fuel

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It's not great. I

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Was on cozy glow for the best part of a few years each winter was a cozy glow winter

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Great fire

269
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Great heat

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Yes

271
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Great value for money

272
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I was in a situation where they had no cozy glow down the garage and shop

273
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,200
Oops and they said try the eco bright class tried it not class

274
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:57,200
Fucking left with the remnants of coal at the end of the fire and it's it takes ages to get late yes

275
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,200
Fucking ages like you're freezing your bottle top

276
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,200
For about an hour until it's for an hour and a half and that's after you've lit the fucking thing

277
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:12,200
So apologies there to eco bright if you're watching but I mean it's not I guess I should do it

278
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:25,200
No I'm good well I ain't forcing you to do anything the job will be waiting for you

279
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Lick out beast says France I should I you can't I should be in school who are you man fucking Greta Thunderburg is it?

280
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Why don't you get yourself on the next flight over to the UN and tell you a little sob story

281
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To fucking coffee and an or whoever it is out there doing doing the the devil's work

282
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:58,200
Yeah, polish doubles. I was on the polish troubles for quite some time moved over cozy glow

283
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:08,200
Probably around 2016 2017 haven't looked back tried the eco bright the last day. It's not great really isn't great

284
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,200
Especially now with the cold snap coming in you really need to rely on your cold

285
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,200
If you can't rely on your phone fucking your life you seem kind of distant

286
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:28,200
What I think I haven't heard you went toe-to-toe with those thugs at the hermit's nest didn't you you could say that?

287
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Do you know any martial arts experts an expert well there's a

288
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You know that guy

289
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For the life of me I can't remember his name but really forgetful lately

290
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That's okay. My late father was like this too when he was about 40. Boy am I old. Thank you Polish doubles. Thank you

291
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200
Have you noticed?

292
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,200
What did he say there?

293
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Do you have a moment?

294
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Chun Tai Chu could clean up this mess in no time but this one's on you to fix

295
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,200
Yeah, I'm not letting it in like this

296
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,200
All right. I'm pulling for you. I'll do my best

297
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:30,200
Have you noticed how much the amount of time you spend talking about heating your house and fire related products on your stream?

298
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,200
Maybe I do talk about it a little bit too much for them

299
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:40,200
I've kind of an obsession. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I have an obsession with fire

300
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:49,200
Where I find a nice meditative peace and relaxation and setting down a fire cleaning out the fucking thing and setting it down

301
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,200
I'm watching it burn

302
00:20:51,200 --> 00:21:00,200
I saw it it causes me a lot of grief and pain if I bought 40 kg of eco bright and then I spent an hour or two of my day

303
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,200
Not happy with the fire if you don't have a good fire you don't have a good life

304
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:13,200
So expect to be hearing about it more often. It's the winter time look I wouldn't be talking about fire products during the summer

305
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,200
Yeah, I'm sponsored by fire lighters

306
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
Okay, I can't help that

307
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Um

308
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200
Hey there lad. How about a game?

309
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,200
No

310
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Not right now

311
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:41,200
By the way, I heard some Japanese guy got into trouble at the hermit's nest

312
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Didn't you hear a viper stream is owned by big fire? Large multinationals like eco bright and cozy will pay him to plug

313
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,200
I knew it. I had a feeling it was you

314
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Right

315
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
You've got guts kid. I'll give you that

316
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A real man comes through when it matters most

317
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,200
Um, I guess so

318
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,200
Do you know any martial arts experts?

319
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200
Sorry, but I'm not from around here

320
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200
Don't know anyone who'd fit the bill

321
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,200
I see

322
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I see

323
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
I see

324
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:32,200
I don't even have fire but influence to buy cozy glow good man

325
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,200
Just have a bag of cozy glow in the in the booth or in the shade

326
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Just have it there

327
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Because you never know when you'll

328
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You'll need it

329
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,200
It's like when you've got something in the bank then

330
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:42,200
Excuse me

331
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,200
I see you still have some fight in you young man

332
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200
Yeah

333
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:50,200
What?

334
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,200
Ever since the thugs put on the hermit's nest

335
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,200
You've been running around like a headless chicken

336
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,200
I have yeah

337
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,200
I wonder where you'll end up next

338
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
Maybe you can tell me

339
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
You're not a good expert

340
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
You're not a good expert

341
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200
You're not a good expert

342
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,200
You're not a good expert

343
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200
You're not a good expert

344
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,200
You're not a good expert

345
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200
You're not a good expert

346
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,200
You're not a good expert

347
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200
You're not a good expert

348
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,200
You're not a good expert

349
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200
You're not a good expert

350
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
You're not a good expert

351
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,200
You're not a good expert

352
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200
You're not a good expert

353
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,200
I wonder what's going to show up next

354
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,200
You're fucked

355
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,200
The eco shite will burn okay mixed in with some Cozy Glow

356
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,200
I don't want to buy two coals like you know

357
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Two types of coal and...

358
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,200
Are you mad?

359
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,200
I should have two types of coal on the go now

360
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
Have you heard this?

361
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200
We've heard it all now

362
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Jesus

363
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,200
Thanks anyway Frank

364
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,200
The grass smasher will ask her

365
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,200
It's a fucking yellow thing

366
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,200
Excuse me

367
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,200
Ah young boy

368
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:34,200
Yo was it?

369
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
What is it?

370
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,200
Oh

371
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,200
Nothing really

372
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,200
Perhaps you could spare a moment for an old woman?

373
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:49,200
Yeah

374
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
Sure

375
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
I'm all out of medicinal herbs

376
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
I bet you are

377
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Who always gets them for me

378
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,200
Has left town for a while

379
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200
I can get you a few herbs

380
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,200
No bother

381
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200
So I'm in a bit of a bind

382
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200
I'll get you some herbs man

383
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,200
What you want?

384
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
I've got some Moriarty Tribunal Haze

385
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,200
I can go look for them for you

386
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,200
I can go look for them for you

387
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200
That would be a huge kindness

388
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,200
To make frigid extremities powder

389
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,200
I need four fresh herbs

390
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Licorice

391
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:23,200
Peony

392
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Trifoliate orange

393
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200
And chai who root

394
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,200
Fucking hell

395
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,200
Where can I find them?

396
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Where can I find them?

397
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Hmm

398
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,200
I think they grow in wet places

399
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,200
I wish I remembered where they grow in the wild

400
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,200
I always left it to that young'un

401
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200
I see

402
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200
I'm sorry for asking the impossible

403
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200
It's alright

404
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200
I'll go ahead and start searching

405
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Excuse me

406
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,200
Ah young boy

407
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Ryo was it?

408
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,200
Did you find the fresh herbs I asked for?

409
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200
I'm still here man

410
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,200
No

411
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Not yet

412
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,200
I stay

413
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,200
*music*

414
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,200
*music*

415
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:31,680
LDA needs frigid extremities powder licorice orange chai who route I have a

416
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,760
few of these already I'd say

417
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,080
I've licorice

418
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:53,580
peony

419
00:26:53,580 --> 00:27:12,040
so I've that and I've licorice peony and licorice but I don't have orange

420
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,040
*Pewds*

421
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:42,000
where the fuck are requests I see I see I see I see uh licorice peony yeah got that got licorice got peony we need orange and chai who route how do we get chai who route

422
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:49,000
wet areas we're fine we need to find these guys in wet areas

423
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000
places with a lot of water place with a lot of flowers

424
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:13,000
eco brain slug glow thank you very much well a place with a lot of flowers is the sun hill sunflower up here and we are looking for chai who route

425
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:20,000
and trifoliate orange trifoliate orange and chai who route

426
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
trifoliate orange and chai who route

427
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
trifoliate orange and chai who route

428
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
trifoliate orange and chai who route

429
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:49,000
and there's a river down there as well so it might be might be some herbs

430
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
might be some herbs

431
00:28:52,000 --> 00:29:02,000
what's this

432
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000
nice bit of herb there man

433
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,000
harvest harvest harvest moon

434
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
fucking ginger

435
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Neil Young and the boys

436
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
harvest balloon

437
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
see harvest

438
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
you see harvest Neil Young is releasing her re-releasing harvest moon for the millennial generation

439
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
he's retitling it harvest balloon

440
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:33,000
and you get a free fucking iTunes download with every purchase

441
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:54,000
the new iPhones are going to come pre-installed with harvest balloon and you can't delete it and you have to listen to it and if you don't you too will come after you if you say bono five times bono is a pox five times in the mirror you'll turn up man and fucking sing songs to you.

442
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:19,000
rio hazuki is just after changing his name to Herb Kennedy by deed poll fucking hell

443
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:26,040
Who could think of such a thing?

444
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:28,340
I'd never...

445
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:31,000
It's very, very strange behavior for him.

446
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,300
I wouldn't have expected him to have done that.

447
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,180
I didn't know they had deed poll in China.

448
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,660
I doubt the Chinese government lets the people change their names.

449
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,800
Maybe it does, but it keeps a number on them anyway.

450
00:30:46,800 --> 00:31:02,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

451
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

452
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

453
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

454
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

455
00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

456
00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

457
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

458
00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

459
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

460
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

461
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

462
00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:28,220
I'm running around and I should be walking because the herbs are hard to spot.

463
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,220
Frank McCourt is a playable character in this game.

464
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:39,220
He's coming in the DLC package one after Christmas.

465
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,220
Frank McCourt DLC.

466
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:45,220
We have to avenge Teresa Carvody's parents.

467
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,220
Any herbs?

468
00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:54,500
Any herbs?

469
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,600
Miserable lanes of Limerick DLC.

470
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,700
Misery, misery, misery.

471
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,540
The whole flipping way.

472
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,160
Play on looking for the martial arts dudes and you might find the herbs along the way.

473
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:29,860
Okay, good man.

474
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,560
Go to the market, so.

475
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,540
We'll go to the market via Sunflower Grove.

476
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:53,680
There's something there, look.

477
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:56,120
Herb Chester United.

478
00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:58,760
Got that already.

479
00:32:59,200 --> 00:32:59,880
It's licorice.

480
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,800
Yeah?

481
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,860
Sure you had it already, you fucking header.

482
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,260
Alright, maybe you didn't.

483
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,940
Any frigid extremities this weather, no?

484
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,480
Yeah, buns and wine.

485
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,040
That's one of the reasons I was going to go to the market as well.

486
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:36,840
Thanks.

487
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,180
There's something there, is there?

488
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,180
No.

489
00:33:41,180 --> 00:34:11,160
Thank you.

490
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:19,400
Yeah.

491
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,040
Hmm.

492
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,980
Let's see what prizes they have to offer first.

493
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:40,920
Howdy, come on in.

494
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,120
Want to trade tokens for prizes?

495
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,400
With that amount, here's what you can choose from.

496
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,300
Hey, look, 100 tokens for a garlic.

497
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,400
Actually, I don't know how much that is in real money.

498
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:29,140
a metronome that helps players keep the beat

499
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:46,020
I don't know what I could do with any I'll save the money save the money

500
00:35:46,020 --> 00:36:10,180
hmm the purple crystal you could sell that you you could who would you who would you have sold the

501
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:18,980
the purple crystal set fuck it I'll leave it I'll leave it I'll wait until I don't want anything

502
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:39,380
that would live I've earned more money more tokens I need help with something

503
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:51,020
how about a yummy steamed bun yeah huh is your face swollen I don't know is it did you get into a fight

504
00:36:51,020 --> 00:37:02,540
fighting is bad you know I wouldn't call it a fight all right sorry hey mister how about a yummy steamed bun

505
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:12,140
did someone just drop a bomb on this shift cuz that's good they're freshly steamed and delicious

506
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:33,080
nice bit of street food here grilled pork

507
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:58,520
dumplings thanks come again watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll get out

508
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:22,840
dumplings very very nice Vanessa's dumplings

509
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:52,480
you eat the players as well you're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat

510
00:38:52,480 --> 00:39:05,480
Shen Wei, thank you very much for your tip. Appreciate that. Very kind of your Shen Wei.

511
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:33,480
*Sexy music*

512
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,480
Yeah, yeah.

513
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,480
*Sexy music*

514
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480
*Sexy music*

515
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:44,480
What's a crack? Francis is back. Back at you like Cleopatra with another sick ass rap.

516
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:49,480
The window goes down in the Almira. I'm going changing my name to Bagheera.

517
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,480
The name of the cat in the Jungle Book. What kind of shit is that?

518
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,480
Tried to look it up in the library the other day downtown.

519
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,480
She said I don't have that book and I'm sorry you're gonna have to hang around and wait

520
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:07,480
till we get the Jungle Book sent from another library down the country. It's gonna take a day or two.

521
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,480
You might want to hang around. How are you? How have you been? What you at? Where you going?

522
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:18,480
I've seen you on the stream the last day you were rolling. That girl Shen Wei gave you a tip five euro.

523
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,480
She's a rap. She said I'm feeling crap. I don't have it.

524
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,480
But the window went up

525
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
The window went down

526
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,300
The window went back up again

527
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,920
The window went down

528
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,800
We went back up one more time

529
00:40:48,800 --> 00:41:11,800
And then back down before the window had even had time to reach its original part, starting stop motion. You better stick with me and remember that we're gonna be drinking potions later on when we get the licorice. We mix that licorice with a little tasty dish, another herb for the frigid extremities that your mother told you not to blurb about.

530
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,800
We're gonna be safe inside this Almira for the next few weeks.

531
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800
*Dies*

532
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Thanks very much for the treats.

533
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,800
Thanks for the treats.

534
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Thanks for the treats.

535
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Thanks for the treats.

536
00:41:42,800 --> 00:42:04,560
Zona. Wrap away boys. Thanks very much Shen Wah for the tip. Mr. Ka, do you know any martial arts experts?

537
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:12,880
Just what the heck is going on? Huh? You know, at the Hermit's Nest, some thugs have taken it over.

538
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:33,040
Well... I knew it. I'm not taking a step outside my house until this all blows over. Right.

539
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:42,480
*Ding* Martial arts expert is your man with the bone in the wine.

540
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:57,040
*Ding* Excuse me. Welcome to my Baijiu stand! Baijiu stand!

541
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:14,560
*Ding* Do you reckon you could give the old man licorice liquor? Or plum liquor?

542
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:23,360
*Ding* Bagheera Higgins. What Christmas themed games are there, John? I don't think they exist.

543
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:29,920
*Ding* Maybe they do. Maybe die hard. We need to finish that because it got stuck.

544
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:39,040
*Ding* Plum liquor. You're a bit of a plum liquor, are you? Plum Geeker.

545
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,360
*Ding* Plum Geeker. *Ding*

546
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,360
*Ding* *Ding*

547
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:53,680
*Ding* Imagine you could just get pissed all day in Shenmue and just buy liquor and get pissed all day.

548
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:59,040
*Ding* I wonder if you could do that. *Ding*

549
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,320
*Ding* Appreciate the business!

550
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:08,320
*Ding* The game brought realism to a whole new level when you could become a full-blown alcoholic.

551
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:18,720
*Ding* And look here. *Ding* We'll go and talk to martial artist Mr. Yen.

552
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:24,000
*Ding* Hey look, it's the bathtub from Fatal Deviation.

553
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,240
*Ding* The bathtub scene from Fatal Deviation was shot here.

554
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,440
*Ding* In China. Oh and a herb behind the bath.

555
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:59,900
Bit of licorice. Sick of the licorice to be honest.

556
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:17,300
The intervention DLC. Skag Simulator. Actually I thought the drug addiction simulator might

557
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:24,400
actually be a good thing because you know the way everyone is into playing games and simulations

558
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:31,360
and all that kind of stuff. Like if I was to have played a game and you see what it's like

559
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,600
to be taking drugs and like the shit side of it all and having no money and just fucking

560
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:45,240
losing everything and all that kind of stuff. You might be a way to really get people to think

561
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:50,580
about what they're about to do before they do the bad thing with the drugs and where it could

562
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:57,240
lead or take them like you know. Where is he gone? Came all the way up here to this lad and he's gone.

563
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:04,240
Shkag Simulator. Yeah because people are really interested in seeing it all animated. Do you know? It gives everything a whole new veneer when it's animated. And you're opening a whole new audience.

564
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:10,480
Shkaag Simulator.

565
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:40,460
Shkaag Simulator.

566
00:46:40,460 --> 00:47:10,440
Shkaag Simulator.

567
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:40,420
Shkaag Simulator.

568
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:47,220
but you don't see it any it doesn't really affect you can still go on and go on about your life as i

569
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:55,220
suppose many alcoholics do or drug addicts do through those saying there's traces of fucking

570
00:47:55,220 --> 00:48:04,580
cocaine in the doll so i mean what can you do fucking everywhere maybe those guys needed to play

571
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:10,180
drug addiction simulator as kids but i mean that'll have to be in the future because no one's made that

572
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:19,380
yet but it's there anyways as an idea um chun tai chuk could clean up this mess in no time but this

573
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:27,700
one's on you to fix yeah i'm not letting it in like this well then give it all you've got thank you

574
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:36,020
mr coffee there do you think i need to train more do you because like i'm looking for the lads here i

575
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:40,820
wanted to go up to the hermit's nest they won't let me go i wanted to go up to see your man with the buns

576
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:48,420
and the wine he wouldn't let me go so what's the story am i am i destined to train against dummies and

577
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:56,260
shit for another hour or what hello and welcome oh did you why is it always looking at her first shot yes

578
00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:05,700
do you know any martial arts experts oh i know all about your brave little stunt at the hermit's nest

579
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,660
just what were you thinking young man

580
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:20,660
well you dunderhead things are never that easy learn to walk before you run straight into a wall you don't

581
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:33,380
what i'll fill you in on a little secret i am the master of chun tai chuk why back in my heyday i bought the

582
00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:45,540
floor with dozens of goons at a time but once i got married i retired i see the way you move dear

583
00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:52,900
you don't stand a chance against those thugs you need to train and train hard right

584
00:49:55,140 --> 00:50:02,660
fuck getting mixed messages here and getting coffee i'll do what you told me to go up to grandmaster feng

585
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:19,780
or fong or whatever his name is but i mean these guys are telling me to head to the dojo and to train up hard style

586
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:29,460
jimmy o'hair thank you very much o'hair

587
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:43,220
what's the crack viper justin uni in the glorious belfast sound job catch you later cyber dine cheers out cyber

588
00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:52,260
deluxe give me a shout if you see my if you run into miles dyson telling me he needs to return the dyson cordless

589
00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:56,420
that i lent him i'm not letting him off just because his name's dyson thanks

590
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,020
cheers

591
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:15,700
excuse me grandmaster fun fong fong

592
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:26,020
ah rio i need a favor what kind of favor watch out there's a fucking fighter jack coming down we'll get

593
00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:34,660
out oh yes the boy in the hermit's nest and that means i need your help show me how to defeat is that a

594
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:44,740
helicopter jesus christ why not anything you picked up did someone just drop a bomb on this shift because

595
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:50,020
that stuff was a blast do you hear me a half bait skill is a double-edged blade

596
00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:58,260
these things cannot be learned overnight i don't care you have to teach me

597
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:08,100
be gone grandmaster i have nothing left to say to you

598
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,260
grandmaster

599
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,780
damn what do i do now

600
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:42,660
the license fee wouldn't pay for this shite not in a million years

601
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:49,620
yeah haven't i trained enough from the first two games

602
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:56,820
yeah man's been scrapping for years man verner herzog style

603
00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:07,220
yes stair chicken thanks for the tip you old snake in a glass

604
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:11,220
yeah that's right we keep snakes in glass jars now

605
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:21,700
got a problem with that call animal rights

606
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:31,060
animal rights is it more like animal shites man go on hop skip and jump fuck thanks for the tip though

607
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:44,980
ah no sir chicken actually seriously thanks very much for the tip and uh you were asking can i get my daily

608
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:52,820
summary of what's going on yeah you can yesterday we bet the thugs then there was an even bigger badder thug with

609
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:54,740
woman's hair he bet me

610
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:10,500
trying to fucking beat him now apparently rio hazuki doesn't have the same fighting skills that we left him with in in shenmui 2

611
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:21,220
he's gone to ship man he's just been lying on the bed eating garlic all day he stinks doesn't have the skills or we need to really boost his morale and his hp

612
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,540
and his whatever his usp is

613
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:27,780
maybe go and buy a few usbs down in matlins

614
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:46,740
uh in bulk he can do what he wants with them then you know 64 gig huh

615
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:58,740
frank thank you very much my friend frank's venatra thank you very much very very kind to you

616
00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:05,380
slip this to the grandmaster you say might speed up the process if I could I wouldn't but I can't

617
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:11,300
they want me to train they want me to fucking work hard and get back to the skill level that I had and

618
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:20,300
you know what you need you need grit determination tenacity you need charisma you need to have the

619
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:27,440
vision you need to have all these things but you need support and your support is what is powering

620
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:34,940
Ryo's Hazuki's journey into the fucking into the mist to find the father thank you very much

621
00:55:56,060 --> 00:56:18,780
where does son live where does son live where does son live is he somewhere in the dojo is here what's the story

622
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:39,260
okay he's son son is the guy back in the bone and wine man okay thank you very much copy now you do get

623
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:45,980
confused here because we've we've allocated names based on what they've done during our gameplay so

624
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:56,780
this is bone and wine man his name is not son it's born and that's why it's so confusing also it's all

625
00:56:56,780 --> 00:57:03,560
Chinese names as well it's like zoo young Ming and fucking Fu Manchu and all this kind of stuff I don't

626
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:10,480
know you get confused there's so many of them and they are like you know it's a different I'm just used to

627
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,220
Latin and fucking Frank, Steve, John.

628
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:17,800
Do you know those kind of names?

629
00:57:18,620 --> 00:57:19,520
John West.

630
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,060
See, if you say to me, oh, it's John West's house, I'll remember that.

631
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:28,680
But if it's like Sun Ming or fucking Zhu Zhang,

632
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,420
like, you'd need to have a little notepad down with you.

633
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,760
Thankfully enough, the makers of the game provided a notepad.

634
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:45,920
Go on changing the name to Bagheera Ming Song.

635
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:52,920
Oh.

636
00:57:52,920 --> 00:58:09,760
Place the liquor and buns on the offertory box and hide.

637
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,360
He's very wary.

638
00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:14,340
He's awful wary.

639
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,680
He's awful wary, man.

640
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:21,760
You'd be awful fucking wary of Sun Zhu, man.

641
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,920
I'm going to try to use the liquor.

642
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,120
I'm pretty sure he wanted steamed buns.

643
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,180
Yeah, I'm sure you should put them down, man.

644
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,760
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

645
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

646
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

647
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

648
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

649
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

650
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

651
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

652
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

653
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

654
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

655
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

656
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

657
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

658
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,040
I'm pretty sure he wanted to use the liquor.

659
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,040
He wanted to use the liquor.

660
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,040
He wanted to use the liquor.

661
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,040
*Scoffs*

662
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,840
Doing a bit of kung fu are you?

663
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,320
Hide behind the thing then. Why is he timid and scared?

664
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,720
Pardon me, Mr. Soon.

665
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,720
What is it now?

666
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,520
I'd like you to teach me a technique. Oh, yeah?

667
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,800
Specifically the body check you showed me when we sparred the other day

668
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:38,080
Body check is a signature move one of the eight big openings in bodgie trend

669
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:44,800
Badgie is... and I can't just teach it to you for nothing. Badgie on the beach. I'll do anything, please

670
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:52,560
Anything you say? Anything. Anything gold. The license fee wouldn't pay for this, Jive.

671
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,560
Not in a million years

672
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,200
Yes, I can't hear you. Yes, sir

673
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,840
Then find me some aged loud Joe a seven liter junk aged

674
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,360
At least 50 years

675
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,160
What does that have to do with backtalk already?

676
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:18,400
No, I just now get going. Shoo

677
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:27,200
Oh, okay. I want something with a 50 year age statement. Don't you forget

678
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:46,320
Be almost time for bed in a minute? By the way the night is drawn in fast enough the clouds are going down the sun is the sun is going down the moon is rising

679
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,160
A few stars in the sky too. Can't beat it. Can't fucking beat it.

680
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,720
Where are the street lights?

681
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:11,040
He wants a red breast or a middleton green spot dry aged 50 year old whiskey or something. He wants the big big big big big big big big big big punch

682
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:21,520
That you can only get with pure premium aged cask dried cask barrel aged liquor

683
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:28,720
Son will teach me the body check but he wants 50 year old fucking wine or whiskey or whatever is

684
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:36,000
I wonder does he have a preference for a new a brand new steam bun we're gonna have to sell some shit to afford the uh

685
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,560
Special stuff that he wants that he craves

686
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Do the lights on here? Gladly what will it be?

687
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,520
Uh... 15 year old...

688
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:09,520
One year old... 10 year old... 15... 10... 15...

689
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:15,520
What? What? What?

690
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,520
Come again?

691
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,520
*Bell*

692
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:33,520
Welcome back Supabees. Alright, I hope you enjoyed that fish finger sandwich for dinner.

693
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,520
*Bell*

694
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,520
Where would the fuck...

695
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,520
*Bell*

696
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:53,520
*Bell*

697
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,520
Maybe Herb Lady...

698
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,520
*Bell*

699
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,520
Maybe the Herb Lady will make up...

700
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,520
Oh no, she sure has to be 50 years old.

701
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:07,520
What about in here? Maybe they have some stuff in here.

702
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,520
*Bell*

703
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:09,520
*Bell*

704
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:10,520
*Bell*

705
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,520
Howdy, come on in!

706
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,520
Wanna trade tokens for prizes?

707
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,520
*Bell*

708
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,520
*Bell*

709
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,520
We'll have a look and see what you've got. I'm after some 50 year old hooch.

710
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:21,520
*Bell*

711
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,520
*Bell*

712
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:23,520
With that amount, here's what you can choose from.

713
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,520
Do you have any 50 year old hooch?

714
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,520
*Bell*

715
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:42,160
15 year old 50 all we need is 550 tokens which we have hang on now did he say he wanted 55 year

716
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:53,260
old or 50 year old stuff hang on how much did he did he want loads of it as well do you want

717
01:03:53,260 --> 01:04:03,500
don't want anything one sec now need to check the book thanks please don't close the shop please don't

718
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:14,440
close the shop please it's gotten so dark yeah maybe i should head back to shinhua's house get the liquor

719
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:30,300
first howdy come on in sorry i just saw there in the chat people were saying 50 liters i thought you

720
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:34,540
meant i had to get 50 liters of it i'm not with that amount here's what you can choose from

721
01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:44,940
don't want anything i do

722
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:54,300
howdy come on in want to trade tokens for prizes you know i do

723
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:59,420
you know i do you don't need to ask with that amount here's what you can choose from

724
01:04:59,420 --> 01:05:16,140
this what you want you've got expensive taste come again soon oh right you can take the prizes down

725
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:22,540
to the pawn shop they'll take them off your hands win some valuable prizes and you'll make a lot of money

726
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:28,060
slaughterhouse greens thanks very much you're saying this won't work you're saying what i've just bought

727
01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:40,140
won't work oh i'm gonna head to a minute i better eat something before i fall over

728
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:53,260
i'm gonna get the money on top of the shop always again with the mouth running his mouth again

729
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:03,420
save a bum for him i know once my health is getting harder to replenish so i mean

730
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:15,180
it must be a case of uh my endurance is risen stamina has risen or something

731
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:20,220
harder to fill the gauge but longer to last in the battle

732
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:33,020
lovely lighting and atmosphere here mr sun

733
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:49,020
beat it what get going shoo i want something with a 50 year age statement don't you forget

734
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:57,980
guess i'll get some in the village oh for and then can i listen can i sell that bottle that i just

735
01:06:57,980 --> 01:07:12,620
bought there the 50 year old statement ginger again

736
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,940
you can sell it down the pawn shop great stuff

737
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:27,900
i'd be great if there was a bit of transportation like a tram or a lewis around the village

738
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:45,020
or an underground or something or an uber

739
01:07:47,660 --> 01:08:05,260
skateboard segway welcome welcome well come on in you've got something to sell i'll buy it and i'll

740
01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:11,260
give you a good deal too you can exchange complete sets of items as well sorry i'll turn the game volume

741
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:16,060
down sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe my volume was low enough as well

742
01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:27,340
sell exchange i'll give you this much for it for what you haven't even shown you what i'm giving you

743
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:35,900
42 quid that's i've lost

744
01:08:39,580 --> 01:08:46,380
oh no 500 tokens so i don't know how much far it was

745
01:08:46,380 --> 01:09:03,300
Thanks for your business.

746
01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:06,940
I'll buy whatever you got to sell, so come by anytime.

747
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:29,580
Nice ambience around here this time of night.

748
01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:51,580
Nice street food. It's a bit tight though making the kids work this late. They should be in bed or doing lessons or something. They're mad into making the kids work out in the far away lands.

749
01:09:51,580 --> 01:10:05,580
I don't think they have minimum wage there. Then we can go to the Tao Getz shop and buy Tao Getz.

750
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:33,580
*Bell rings*

751
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:35,580
Excuse me.

752
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:37,580
What is it?

753
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:44,580
I'm here to shop.

754
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:47,580
Hmm. What do you need?

755
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:53,580
*Bell rings*

756
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:57,580
*Bell rings*

757
01:10:57,580 --> 01:11:01,580
*Bell rings*

758
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:31,560
*music*

759
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:33,560
*music*

760
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,560
What? You don't need anything? I'll get it later.

761
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:52,560
Oh my god. We have to look around the fucking shack.

762
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,560
*music*

763
01:11:53,560 --> 01:12:00,560
This isn't it. It's just plain alcohol. This isn't it.

764
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,560
*music*

765
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:06,560
*music*

766
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,560
This isn't it. It's just plain alcohol.

767
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,560
*music*

768
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,560
There are so many offerings. *laughs*

769
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,560
*music*

770
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,560
There are so many offerings.

771
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:26,560
*music*

772
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,560
*music*

773
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,560
Purple Ackee. Thank you very much.

774
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,560
*music*

775
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,560
*music*

776
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,560
*music*

777
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,560
Thanks for the tip, Glade.

778
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:48,260
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down, we'll get out!

779
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,700
Thanks very much, Purple.

780
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:59,020
Look at these carrots in a jar, snakes in a jar.

781
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:01,560
What's that?

782
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,060
Looks like Lao Zhou, but not 50 years old.

783
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:09,060
What about the other fucking Lao?

784
01:13:14,060 --> 01:13:16,060
There are so many offerings.

785
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:22,060
There are so many offerings.

786
01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:26,060
There are so many offerings.

787
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,560
There are so many offerings.

788
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,560
What's this?

789
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,560
Looks like Lao Zhou, but not 50 years old.

790
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,560
Looks like Lao Zhou, but not 50 years old.

791
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:13,560
It just cuts you back. You're not even allowed to stay in the shop past 9pm. Back to Shen Hwa's.

792
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:22,040
Hey, Shenhua.

793
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,400
What's wrong?

794
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,420
I'm looking for some Lao Zhou.

795
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,340
Lao Zhou.

796
01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:27,320
What's a vintage?

797
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,820
Lao Zhou.

798
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,640
Any idea where I can find some 50-year-old stuff?

799
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:34,280
No, I don't really drink.

800
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,860
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

801
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,380
Because that stuff was a blast.

802
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:42,620
I'm still looking for 50-year-old Lao Zhou.

803
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,760
I don't know if they'll have any.

804
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:46,600
But you could try the Panda Market.

805
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:47,980
You're right.

806
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,740
The Panda Market's a safe bet.

807
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:50,860
Mm-hmm.

808
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,540
I'll go check it out.

809
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:53,340
Thanks.

810
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:57,900
Is that the helicopter?

811
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,160
Jesus Christ!

812
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:00,360
Hmm?

813
01:15:00,980 --> 01:15:03,520
Is it for a man named Sun by any chance?

814
01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:04,720
Yeah.

815
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,980
He's going to teach me a new technique in exchange for it.

816
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,500
I thought so.

817
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:12,180
I've got to find it, no matter what.

818
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:13,880
Do you think you can?

819
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:15,020
Yeah.

820
01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:16,380
I'll go check the village.

821
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:17,640
Okay.

822
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,180
Thanks very much.

823
01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:24,700
Absolutely sending it.

824
01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:27,340
Down here in Thailand.

825
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,800
Thank you very much, Arkbar.

826
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:34,660
Arkbar.

827
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:34,660
Arkbar.

828
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:34,660
Arkbar.

829
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:34,660
Arkbar.

830
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

831
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

832
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

833
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

834
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

835
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:35,060
Arkbar.

836
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Arkbar.

837
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Arkbar.

838
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Arkbar.

839
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Arkbar.

840
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:37,060
Arkbar.

841
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

842
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

843
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

844
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

845
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

846
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:38,060
Arkbar.

847
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:39,060
Arkbar.

848
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Arkbar.

849
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Arkbar.

850
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Arkbar.

851
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Arkbar.

852
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:40,060
Arkbar.

853
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:41,060
Arkbar.

854
01:15:41,060 --> 01:15:42,060
Arkbar.

855
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:42,060
Arkbar.

856
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:42,060
Arkbar.

857
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:44,060
Arkbar.

858
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:44,060
Arkbar.

859
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:44,060
Arkbar.

860
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:45,060
Arkbar.

861
01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:46,060
Arkbar.

862
01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:46,060
Arkbar.

863
01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:46,060
Arkbar.

864
01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:46,060
Arkbar.

865
01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:47,060
Arkbar.

866
01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:48,060
Hang on, you need to go to sleep, you madman.

867
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:49,060
*laughs*

868
01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:55,740
Hang on, you need to go to sleep, you mad man!

869
01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:02,900
You're a good mad lad.

870
01:16:13,780 --> 01:16:15,180
*laughs*

871
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:17,820
50 year old tower of Chiang.

872
01:16:45,340 --> 01:16:47,340
Thank you very much Dilip.

873
01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:08,860
Leon.

874
01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:09,860
Hmm?

875
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:11,820
See you later.

876
01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:14,860
Yeah. See you soon.

877
01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:16,460
Good luck.

878
01:17:34,220 --> 01:17:36,540
I thought I was at the Panda Market already, no?

879
01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:40,220
Buying... trying to buy the wine.

880
01:17:44,380 --> 01:17:48,220
Oh. It's the Tau-Get. Right. We need to go back to the Tau-Get.

881
01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:52,060
How could I Tau-Get if we were meant to go to the Tau-Get?

882
01:18:01,980 --> 01:18:11,660
We need to go to the Tau-Get before I Tau-Get. And then you can look inside these guys. That looks like a 50 year old bottle.

883
01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:21,340
Looks like a 50 year old. I wonder if it's worth a lot.

884
01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:23,340
Looks like Lao Zhou. But not 50... This isn't it.

885
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:31,020
This isn't it.

886
01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:33,020
This isn't it.

887
01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:35,020
This isn't...

888
01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:43,900
This isn't it.

889
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:57,320
This isn't it.

890
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,360
This is it.

891
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:12,660
There are so many offerings.

892
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,380
I'm not looking at chat.

893
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:24,660
People are telling me which one to draw to open.

894
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:29,640
I think this is probably what this game is about.

895
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,280
There are so many offerings.

896
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,260
They wanted you to go through the whole shop.

897
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,880
I know that maybe some people might not want that as a viewer.

898
01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:43,220
You don't want to watch someone going through the whole shop.

899
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:45,880
This isn't it.

900
01:19:46,020 --> 01:19:48,660
It's just the way the cookie crumbles, I'm afraid.

901
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:50,860
It's the way it crumbles.

902
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,240
Cookie style.

903
01:19:57,740 --> 01:19:59,400
We were looking at this already.

904
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,020
Get in.

905
01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:05,440
Got it.

906
01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,180
50-year-old Lao Zhou.

907
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,760
Why is it so expensive?

908
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:11,200
What?

909
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:18,620
You find what you need?

910
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:19,440
I did, yeah.

911
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,060
No money though.

912
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:20,620
That item's not cheap.

913
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:22,300
You sure that's what you want?

914
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,300
Yeah, well look at it.

915
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:26,720
We're going to have to come back later.

916
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:34,580
We're going to have to go and do the thing that coffee told us to do with the money.

917
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:41,620
Hey, that was a coincidence that I got the right jar.

918
01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:48,940
Yeah, I'll be back.

919
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,200
I'll be back.

920
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,400
I need to gamble.

921
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,860
I'll chop some wood for you first.

922
01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:56,180
You prick.

923
01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:58,960
Excuse me.

924
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:00,320
What is it?

925
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,260
I want to split a bit of wood out the back.

926
01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:05,460
I'd like to help you split some wood.

927
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,320
Now we're talking.

928
01:21:11,220 --> 01:21:11,700
Peanuts.

929
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:12,640
Thank you very much.

930
01:21:13,460 --> 01:21:14,700
It's very kind of you, Peanuts.

931
01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:16,040
You're a great Peanuts.

932
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:17,080
You're one of the best.

933
01:21:17,860 --> 01:21:19,480
Don't care what they say about you.

934
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:22,600
Good.

935
01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:26,720
So close.

936
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,500
Fucked it up.

937
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,320
Super sharp.

938
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:28,640
Good.

939
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,180
That's it.

940
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,240
Yes.

941
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:38,200
Ah.

942
01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:41,020
Yes.

943
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:44,240
Mm-hmm.

944
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:45,540
Mm-hmm.

945
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,120
Oops.

946
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,020
Mm-hmm.

947
01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:53,080
That's it.

948
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,120
Mm-hmm.

949
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,720
Yes.

950
01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:01,620
Mm-hmm.

951
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,940
Oh, yeah.

952
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:07,340
Good.

953
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:10,700
That's it.

954
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:13,680
Ah.

955
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,380
Yes.

956
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,760
That's it.

957
01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:22,780
Mm-hmm.

958
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,960
Yes.

959
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:28,920
Mm-hmm.

960
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,020
That's it.

961
01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:34,840
Mm-hmm.

962
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:37,580
Perfect.

963
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:41,080
Mm-hmm.

964
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,980
Ah.

965
01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:46,780
Perfect.

966
01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:50,140
That's it.

967
01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:58,580
39 quid.

968
01:22:58,580 --> 01:23:06,700
Okay, coffee.

969
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,680
Tell me what I gotta do here.

970
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:10,720
Money.

971
01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:11,520
With the money.

972
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,360
The gambling thing.

973
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,460
I wanna do the gambling

974
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,540
so I get as much money as possible.

975
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:16,420
Fast.

976
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:17,560
Rapid.

977
01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:21,600
No, I'm good.

978
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,220
Well, I ain't forcing you to do anything.

979
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,700
The job will be waiting for you.

980
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,560
Okay, fortune teller.

981
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,660
Find the fortune teller.

982
01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:41,380
Where was that again?

983
01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:43,240
Do you want your fortune told?

984
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:45,860
Do you want your fortune told?

985
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,640
I went into the fortune teller yesterday

986
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,800
and she said that it wasn't looking good.

987
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:52,780
I didn't have money.

988
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,220
Oh, the fortune teller is the man with the woman's face.

989
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:11,140
Hang on.

990
01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:16,040
Wasn't that the fortune teller, no?

991
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:18,000
No, that was the moon bookie.

992
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:19,540
Who's this?

993
01:24:19,540 --> 01:24:21,980
Excuse me.

994
01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:23,300
Pardon me.

995
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:24,680
Are you from this village?

996
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:26,740
No, I'm not.

997
01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:28,160
I knew it.

998
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:29,880
You seem different.

999
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,360
I came from out of town looking for work

1000
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,620
and the rumors were right.

1001
01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:35,700
Martial arts is popular here.

1002
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:37,860
I love strong women.

1003
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:38,820
What?

1004
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,500
Just looking at one gets me all excited.

1005
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:41,680
I see.

1006
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:44,740
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

1007
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,300
Because that stuff was a blast.

1008
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:48,040
But look at me.

1009
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,680
I'm just skin and bones.

1010
01:24:50,220 --> 01:24:51,820
If I looked as strong as you,

1011
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:54,360
I'd have no problem telling her how I feel.

1012
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:55,600
Right.

1013
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:57,700
Her name is Wei Chen.

1014
01:24:58,380 --> 01:25:00,540
I don't suppose you could talk to her for me?

1015
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:03,140
Or is it asking too much?

1016
01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:06,100
Fucking hell.

1017
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,280
I'm doing all sorts now.

1018
01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:08,420
I've been running around the gaff

1019
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,840
doing daft stupid stuff.

1020
01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:13,100
The face, is it a...

1021
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:14,260
It's a feller, is it?

1022
01:25:15,460 --> 01:25:16,100
All right.

1023
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:18,620
What would you like me to ask this way, Zhang?

1024
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:19,940
Thanks.

1025
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,560
First, ask if she has a boyfriend.

1026
01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:24,860
And if not, if she's looking for one.

1027
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:27,920
Ask if she's okay dating someone who can't fight.

1028
01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:30,300
I think that should cover my basis.

1029
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:31,480
I see.

1030
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:43,100
Watch out.

1031
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:53,180
Watch out.

1032
01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:54,540
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1033
01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:54,980
We'll get out.

1034
01:25:54,980 --> 01:26:05,380
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

1035
01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:15,280
Your bookie was a druggie.

1036
01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:22,080
Nice bit of herb down by the river here.

1037
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:24,460
It's going to be one of the fucking old woman's herbs that we need.

1038
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:25,840
It's got berries on it and everything.

1039
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:26,200
Hey.

1040
01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:32,140
Jujube.

1041
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:34,520
Cutscene now.

1042
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:36,480
No?

1043
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:37,260
Fair enough.

1044
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:37,940
We didn't...

1045
01:26:37,940 --> 01:26:39,000
That's not one of them.

1046
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,140
It's not one of them.

1047
01:26:40,140 --> 01:26:40,140
It's not one of them.

1048
01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:51,840
I thought Jujube was one of them.

1049
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:53,840
I'm gonna...

1050
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:54,840
I'm gonna...

1051
01:26:54,840 --> 01:27:00,620
This is fucking heartbreak fuel.

1052
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,080
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1053
01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:20,800
This fucking book.

1054
01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:22,260
It's awful confusing.

1055
01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:37,560
Oh, yeah.

1056
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,200
Look, this is...

1057
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,720
Notes on every random page.

1058
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,380
Sucking mobile crane.

1059
01:27:47,380 --> 01:27:48,580
I feel like a crane.

1060
01:27:48,580 --> 01:27:52,500
All right.

1061
01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:53,580
Jujube wasn't one of them.

1062
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:53,800
Okay.

1063
01:27:53,860 --> 01:27:54,660
We need licorice.

1064
01:27:55,740 --> 01:27:56,060
Peony.

1065
01:27:56,300 --> 01:27:56,940
We have that.

1066
01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:59,700
We need orange and chai-hoo root.

1067
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:01,520
Fucking hell, man.

1068
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:02,660
What's this behind the barrel?

1069
01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:04,800
Please be a bit of chai-hoo.

1070
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,240
Man, if this is chai-hoo, now I'm gonna fucking go ballistic.

1071
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:15,240
More ju-jube.

1072
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:15,240
More ju-jube.

1073
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:15,240
More ju-jube.

1074
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,560
Too much fucking ju-jube.

1075
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,600
I need to go to licorice.

1076
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:21,160
What's this?

1077
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,900
There's two different types of herbs here.

1078
01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:30,680
What's this?

1079
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:33,800
This looks like a fucking bellflower.

1080
01:28:33,980 --> 01:28:34,600
Do we need that?

1081
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:45,680
Fucking hell, man.

1082
01:28:45,680 --> 01:29:10,680
Licorice. I'm not even going to pick it. I'm wasting my time. What's that? More bellflower.

1083
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:39,600
More bellflower. I genuinely thought you'd be fighting Yakuza and rescuing women from burning buildings, but nah. What is in this game? No Yakuza in China, man. And that's China, man. I'm calling you man. That wasn't the slur.

1084
01:29:39,600 --> 01:30:06,000
This looks promising.

1085
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:15,280
That's what we needed. Cutscene.

1086
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:24,560
This is the peony Elder Ye asked me for. Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? Because that stuff was a blast.

1087
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:33,840
We might get a bit more peony while we're here.

1088
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:43,120
Tid marsh.

1089
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:52,400
We got a bit derailed there from... What's this?

1090
01:30:52,400 --> 01:31:01,680
We got a bit derailed there from... What's this?

1091
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:05,220
Yes!

1092
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,500
This is the trifolded orange.

1093
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:10,400
I need for frigid extremities powder.

1094
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:14,960
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

1095
01:31:15,740 --> 01:31:17,560
Because that stuff was a blast.

1096
01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:22,420
Where's the bird?

1097
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:25,720
The lad at the gambling shop wanted to talk to the bird.

1098
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:27,980
Where's the woman he was after?

1099
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,180
Who was he on about?

1100
01:31:31,180 --> 01:31:37,220
I will go old woman first.

1101
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,180
And then find the...

1102
01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:43,560
Try and matchmake the two of those lads.

1103
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:47,480
And then get the money to pay for the liquor.

1104
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,960
Head up to see old man Sue up the Temple of Dreams.

1105
01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:01,320
Ah, young boy.

1106
01:32:01,940 --> 01:32:03,200
Ryo, was it?

1107
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:06,840
Did you find the fresh herbs I asked for?

1108
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:09,280
Yeah.

1109
01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:10,280
No.

1110
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:10,980
What?

1111
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,420
Not yet.

1112
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:11,780
I did.

1113
01:32:11,780 --> 01:32:12,980
I see.

1114
01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:13,200
Oh.

1115
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:13,300
Oh.

1116
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,300
Oh.

1117
01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:15,600
Well then.

1118
01:32:16,460 --> 01:32:20,220
I think I remember seeing yellow flowers.

1119
01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:24,400
It was on the way to Longhuishon.

1120
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,740
Somewhere with lots of sunlight.

1121
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:28,960
Something I need is it.

1122
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:32,800
I wish I remembered where they grow in the wild.

1123
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:34,380
Right.

1124
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:37,840
I'm sorry for asking the impossible.

1125
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:39,500
It's alright.

1126
01:32:40,060 --> 01:32:40,880
I'll go check it out.

1127
01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:44,260
Fuck.

1128
01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:49,560
Ah.

1129
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:51,720
Chai-hoo root.

1130
01:32:51,860 --> 01:32:52,640
Chai-hoo root.

1131
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:54,540
Fuck.

1132
01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:58,500
Maybe this is Chai-hoo root up at the pond.

1133
01:32:59,480 --> 01:32:59,880
Fishing.

1134
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:00,700
Fishing pond.

1135
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,820
I know she was telling me where there.

1136
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:10,200
But I didn't see any Chai-hoo root when I was down at the sunflowers myself.

1137
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:10,460
So.

1138
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:12,960
There's plenty of other.

1139
01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:17,000
Foliage and plant material.

1140
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:18,640
But there wasn't Chai-hoo root.

1141
01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:24,860
Chai.

1142
01:33:25,140 --> 01:33:26,220
Is that not like tea?

1143
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:26,560
Is it?

1144
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:26,860
Like.

1145
01:33:27,020 --> 01:33:28,140
Would that grow in a field?

1146
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:28,940
Not near a.

1147
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:29,880
Not near a.

1148
01:33:30,340 --> 01:33:30,920
A pond.

1149
01:33:41,380 --> 01:33:42,060
Languishing.

1150
01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:45,060
Africa.

1151
01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:45,820
I'll listen to you.

1152
01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:46,500
Shlaterhouse.

1153
01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:47,140
Because you know what.

1154
01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:48,040
You know what's going on.

1155
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:50,900
We could have been a long time looking for the Chai-hoo root.

1156
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:51,780
Ah.

1157
01:33:51,980 --> 01:33:52,260
Fuck.

1158
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,100
We'll look for the Chai-hoo root around here.

1159
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,280
We might find a bit of Chai-hoo.

1160
01:33:55,620 --> 01:33:56,500
Find a bit of Chai-hoo.

1161
01:33:58,580 --> 01:33:59,240
We'll be left.

1162
01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:00,240
What's this?

1163
01:34:00,300 --> 01:34:01,200
Could be Chai-hoo here.

1164
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:08,360
Ginger.

1165
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:22,180
Jujube.

1166
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:22,180
Jujube.

1167
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:30,840
More Jujube.

1168
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:41,660
Herb collector 3d for the Seager Seager mega drive Seager

1169
01:34:50,540 --> 01:34:59,840
cinnamon we're getting closer to the goalie lovely cinnamon flavor off that smoke

1170
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:17,220
Do you remember the cinnamon challenge video you're a fucking moron Mike and they're all out there laughing at you gamble away Mike

1171
01:35:17,220 --> 01:35:20,340
you're a fucking moron Mike

1172
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:29,600
Dreamcached go and changing the name to Dreamcached next Tuesday you're all invited

1173
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:53,100
Then we hear a whistle sound of a bosun's pipe

1174
01:35:53,100 --> 01:36:21,100
*whistling*

1175
01:36:21,100 --> 01:36:34,100
Hey there's a few people doing Tai Chi up in the fucking dojo place. They might know a thing or two about a thing or two. We'll head up and see what the story is of these guys doing a bit of Tai Chi.

1176
01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:38,100
*whistling*

1177
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:43,100
There's a herb back here. More licorice. Good luck.

1178
01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:49,100
*whistling*

1179
01:36:49,100 --> 01:37:03,100
*whistling*

1180
01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:04,100
Hey.

1181
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:28,100
*whistling*

1182
01:37:28,100 --> 01:37:30,100
He's jealous.

1183
01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:52,100
Well fucking spin your jaw man.

1184
01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:57,100
Came out to do a bit of Tai Chi.

1185
01:37:58,100 --> 01:38:00,100
Ended up doing a bit of Taekwondo.

1186
01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:05,100
Taekwondo even bother me.

1187
01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,100
Cause you're gonna get slapped.

1188
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,100
Taekwondo start.

1189
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,100
Here.

1190
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:26,100
Here.

1191
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,100
Here.

1192
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:28,100
Here.

1193
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:29,100
Here.

1194
01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:30,100
Here.

1195
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,100
Here.

1196
01:38:32,100 --> 01:38:34,100
Here.

1197
01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:36,100
Here.

1198
01:38:36,100 --> 01:38:36,700
Here.

1199
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:41,200
Here.

1200
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:43,360
Here.

1201
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:43,860
Here.

1202
01:38:43,860 --> 01:38:45,060
Oh yeah

1203
01:38:45,060 --> 01:38:45,860
Oh

1204
01:38:49,220 --> 01:38:51,300
Oh yeah

1205
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:58,100
To here

1206
01:39:00,220 --> 01:39:01,820
Yeah here

1207
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,260
Yeah

1208
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:08,200
Yeah

1209
01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:12,360
Yeah

1210
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,360
Yeah

1211
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:16,360
Yeah

1212
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:18,360
To

1213
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,360
Yeah

1214
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,360
Yeah

1215
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:24,360
Yeah

1216
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:26,360
Yeah

1217
01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:27,360
Yeah

1218
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:29,360
Yeah

1219
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:30,360
Green cashed

1220
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:33,360
How do I keep I don't know how to fight in this game and it's too hard

1221
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:40,860
He's missing missing everything all they want to do is mash the buttons and for me to win the fight

1222
01:39:40,860 --> 01:39:51,860
But instead it's like goes on for ages and then you get a scorecard of how well you did okay it's like you did shite see you again see it alright mostly shite though

1223
01:39:52,860 --> 01:40:00,860
Don't understand don't get it now over to the sunflower place where you can get a final piece of our herb puzzle

1224
01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:03,860
Sponsored by herbs

1225
01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:05,860
Sponsored by herbs

1226
01:40:05,860 --> 01:40:06,860
Sponsored by herbs

1227
01:40:07,860 --> 01:40:22,260
Yellow flower.

1228
01:40:22,260 --> 01:40:24,180
Isn't that just fucking sunflower?

1229
01:40:32,740 --> 01:40:34,100
Plenty of sunlight.

1230
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:39,140
I've got to eat something.

1231
01:40:40,020 --> 01:40:42,500
Shenmue. Sponsored by Coriboyle.

1232
01:40:42,820 --> 01:40:44,820
Did you get petrol or diesel?

1233
01:40:49,180 --> 01:40:50,700
Eat something.

1234
01:40:52,620 --> 01:40:55,100
Couple of fucking steamy buns for you there, man.

1235
01:40:55,380 --> 01:40:56,140
Get them into you.

1236
01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,400
You'll be grand.

1237
01:40:57,400 --> 01:40:59,400
*chewing*

1238
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,400
*chewing*

1239
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:03,400
*chewing*

1240
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,400
*chewing*

1241
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:07,400
*chewing*

1242
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,400
*chewing*

1243
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,400
*chewing*

1244
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:13,400
*chewing*

1245
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:15,400
*chewing*

1246
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:45,380
I'm going to go.

1247
01:41:45,380 --> 01:42:01,840
Come blow away, boys. Maybe this is the place with the sunlight, is it? Plenty of sunlight. No.

1248
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:21,120
Ah, I'm going the wrong fucking way then.

1249
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:43,040
Yeah. Wrong way. Wrong. Completely wrong way. This is where you could do with a Segway now, or a little moped or something.

1250
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:59,160
What's this? The Mollusk. Poreococcus.

1251
01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:16,100
Anthony Johnson. How are you? Francis, what's your favorite video game? Probably Anthony and the Johnsons for the Mega Drive.

1252
01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:21,780
And then they brought it out for the Sega CD then, but it didn't sell, so they had to fucking burn all the copies.

1253
01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:28,600
And that created a fucking hole in the ozone layer as well, because of the CD gases.

1254
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:33,700
They make CDs out of fucking compressed air canisters now.

1255
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:40,680
And they make CDs. They used to make CDs back in the day. They used to make CDs out of fucking, uh, Lynx deodorant cans.

1256
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:48,640
And they still had reminitial remnants of the CO2, uh, fucking CFC gases.

1257
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:54,480
N-N-CFT. N-N-F-T-C-TS formatted hard drives as well.

1258
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:59,220
Uh, which could have, like, over 4 gigabytes, 4.7 gigabytes.

1259
01:43:59,220 --> 01:43:59,540
And...

1260
01:43:59,540 --> 01:44:26,260
Here we go.

1261
01:44:28,260 --> 01:44:28,860
Yellow time.

1262
01:44:28,860 --> 01:44:32,100
That's licorice.

1263
01:44:38,420 --> 01:44:40,260
Lovely, better yellow flower here.

1264
01:44:46,220 --> 01:44:47,820
There's nothing for me to do this way.

1265
01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:51,160
What are you on about? There's fucking plenty to do. Loads of yellow flowers.

1266
01:44:51,160 --> 01:45:08,020
Really zoomed in on that one. Crow dipper.

1267
01:45:08,020 --> 01:45:08,100
Crow dipper.

1268
01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:31,260
Lovely cows.

1269
01:45:31,260 --> 01:45:32,100
- Oh!

1270
01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:32,940
- Oh!

1271
01:45:32,940 --> 01:45:33,780
- Oh!

1272
01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,060
Maybe it's out in the...

1273
01:46:10,260 --> 01:46:11,100
Fuck.

1274
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:41,080
Thank you.

1275
01:46:41,080 --> 01:47:11,060
Thank you.

1276
01:47:11,060 --> 01:47:13,060
Thank you.

1277
01:47:13,060 --> 01:47:15,060
Thank you.

1278
01:47:15,060 --> 01:47:17,060
Thank you.

1279
01:47:17,060 --> 01:47:19,060
Thank you.

1280
01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:21,060
Thank you.

1281
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:23,060
Thank you.

1282
01:47:23,060 --> 01:47:25,060
Thank you.

1283
01:47:25,060 --> 01:47:27,060
Thank you.

1284
01:47:27,060 --> 01:47:29,060
Thank you.

1285
01:47:29,060 --> 01:47:31,060
Thank you.

1286
01:47:31,060 --> 01:47:31,060
Thank you.

1287
01:47:31,060 --> 01:47:33,060
Thank you.

1288
01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:35,060
Thank you.

1289
01:47:35,060 --> 01:47:37,060
Thank you.

1290
01:47:37,060 --> 01:47:39,060
Thank you.

1291
01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:41,060
Thank you.

1292
01:47:41,060 --> 01:47:43,060
Thank you.

1293
01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:45,060
Pick away boys.

1294
01:47:45,060 --> 01:48:03,060
Who in their right mind would actually enjoy playing this crap?

1295
01:48:03,060 --> 01:48:05,060
Jesus.

1296
01:48:05,060 --> 01:48:07,060
Says stalker.

1297
01:48:07,060 --> 01:48:09,060
I don't know.

1298
01:48:09,060 --> 01:48:10,060
Shocker.

1299
01:48:10,060 --> 01:48:11,060
I kind of enjoy it.

1300
01:48:11,060 --> 01:48:13,060
In a weird way.

1301
01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:14,060
Like.

1302
01:48:14,060 --> 01:48:23,060
When the likes of Call of Duty and GTA and all that kind of shite are fucking.

1303
01:48:23,060 --> 01:48:24,060
All anyone plays.

1304
01:48:24,060 --> 01:48:25,060
This is a nice change of pace.

1305
01:48:25,060 --> 01:48:25,060
Gulag.

1306
01:48:25,060 --> 01:48:27,060
Everyone's saying Gulag.

1307
01:48:27,060 --> 01:48:29,060
I fucking can't do it.

1308
01:48:29,060 --> 01:48:31,060
I fucking can't do it.

1309
01:48:31,060 --> 01:48:56,540
pace. Gulag, everyone's saying Gulag. I fucking can't do it. Okay, yeah, what is the name

1310
01:48:56,540 --> 01:49:10,780
the route that we need to find. A lot of sunlight. Chai-hoo route.

1311
01:49:10,780 --> 01:49:12,780
*laughs*

1312
01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:14,780
*whistling*

1313
01:49:14,780 --> 01:49:16,780
*whistling*

1314
01:49:20,780 --> 01:49:22,780
*whistling*

1315
01:49:22,780 --> 01:49:24,780
*whistling*

1316
01:49:24,780 --> 01:49:28,780
*whistling*

1317
01:49:42,780 --> 01:49:43,780
It's like that.

1318
01:49:43,780 --> 01:49:45,780
*whistling*

1319
01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:51,780
For hemorrhoids.

1320
01:49:53,780 --> 01:49:55,780
Prolapse and fucking diarrhea.

1321
01:50:05,780 --> 01:50:07,780
Got a chai-hoo root for you there, man.

1322
01:50:10,780 --> 01:50:11,780
Chai-hoo?

1323
01:50:11,780 --> 01:50:13,780
Me.

1324
01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,780
Right, we're back.

1325
01:50:17,780 --> 01:50:27,780
*whistling*

1326
01:50:27,780 --> 01:50:37,780
*whistling*

1327
01:50:37,780 --> 01:50:39,780
*whistling*

1328
01:50:39,780 --> 01:50:41,780
*whistling*

1329
01:50:41,780 --> 01:50:43,780
*whistling*

1330
01:50:43,780 --> 01:50:45,780
*whistling*

1331
01:50:45,780 --> 01:50:50,880
who she's talking shite that woman I've got no business here yeah he's right I

1332
01:50:50,880 --> 01:50:55,740
should head back you're right real you're right you'd be as well to go back

1333
01:50:55,740 --> 01:51:02,020
and ask Shen wa hello she wouldn't really know where the stuff is probably be

1334
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:10,820
cooking sprouts or something maybe the rice fields

1335
01:51:10,820 --> 01:51:16,280
so

1336
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:20,280
so

1337
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:25,280
so

1338
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:31,280
so

1339
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:36,740
the laughing cow was red great spot great call great show

1340
01:51:36,740 --> 01:51:42,200
the laughing cow was red great spot great call great show laughing cow we all know about laughing cow don't we we've had some of her cheese what was she laughing about why was she happy why was she even laughing cows don't laugh

1341
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:57,740
the laughing cow was red great spot great call great show laughing cow we all know about laughing

1342
01:51:57,740 --> 01:52:04,380
cow don't we we've had some of her cheese what was she laughing about why was she happy why was

1343
01:52:04,380 --> 01:52:12,620
she even laughing cows don't laugh new world order okay calvita

1344
01:52:31,620 --> 01:52:41,640
more licorice fucking joke absolute joke it's a great game look fantastic going really well yeah

1345
01:52:43,260 --> 01:52:46,740
I was looking for a fucking bit of herb for two weeks now

1346
01:52:54,860 --> 01:53:08,600
what a lovely tune that was and here it is once more again

1347
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:20,240
so

1348
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:31,880
so

1349
01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:43,520
so

1350
01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:57,440
fuck

1351
01:53:57,440 --> 01:54:26,240
this is a wild fucking chai who's chase or whatever chai tea chai latte

1352
01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:32,540
fucking she's got me going all the way over the back of beyond for a chai latte

1353
01:54:32,540 --> 01:54:36,960
none to be none to be heard had or heard

1354
01:54:36,960 --> 01:54:43,360
this looks really sunny here this is exactly where I would imagine the flower would be just over there

1355
01:54:43,360 --> 01:55:13,340
Thank you.

1356
01:55:13,340 --> 01:55:25,240
Papa Emeritus, thank you. Thanks very much. Hope you're well, men.

1357
01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:46,140
Cinnamon. Fucking hell.

1358
01:55:46,140 --> 01:56:16,120
*sad music*

1359
01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:37,120
*sad music*

1360
01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:42,120
Seacastle Cup, thank you very much.

1361
01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:49,120
Stream is set to 60 frames per second. Anyone else getting video artifacts?

1362
01:56:49,120 --> 01:56:51,120
*sad music*

1363
01:56:51,120 --> 01:56:56,120
What does that mean? Artifacts. The wrong side of the tracks.

1364
01:56:56,120 --> 01:57:08,120
*sad music*

1365
01:57:08,120 --> 01:57:23,120
What would get plenty of sunlight? Here. This bit. *sad music*

1366
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:30,120
*sad music*

1367
01:57:30,120 --> 01:57:37,120
*sad music*

1368
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:43,120
There's none of that inside me, if there was any of that. Or inside your man fucking...

1369
01:57:43,120 --> 01:57:44,120
Ryan.

1370
01:57:44,120 --> 01:57:47,120
*sad music*

1371
01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:48,120
*sad music*

1372
01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:49,120
Shiren?

1373
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:50,120
Yes?

1374
01:57:50,120 --> 01:58:11,120
*sad music*

1375
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:27,120
Bellflower. *sad music*

1376
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:28,120
*sad music*

1377
01:58:28,120 --> 01:58:28,120
*sad music*

1378
01:58:28,120 --> 01:58:29,120
*sad music*

1379
01:58:29,120 --> 01:58:30,120
*sad music*

1380
01:58:30,120 --> 01:58:32,120
*sad music*

1381
01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:33,120
*sad music*

1382
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:34,120
*sad music*

1383
01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:36,840
I think I can fish here.

1384
01:58:45,480 --> 01:58:46,520
Fuck this, man.

1385
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:50,280
Right, we're gonna call off the search for tomorrow.

1386
01:58:52,980 --> 01:58:55,640
Or until after that, I've done another mission for someone else.

1387
01:58:55,720 --> 01:58:57,440
Because I can't fucking look for a yellow flower.

1388
01:58:57,640 --> 01:58:58,900
There aren't any.

1389
01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:00,460
Or not a yellow.

1390
01:59:00,640 --> 01:59:01,400
Chaihu root.

1391
01:59:02,980 --> 01:59:03,900
Chaihu root.

1392
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:05,500
What the fuck?

1393
01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:16,560
Maybe he has chaihu, doesn't he?

1394
01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:17,780
What is it?

1395
01:59:26,180 --> 01:59:27,200
I'm here to shop.

1396
01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:28,380
Hmm.

1397
01:59:28,860 --> 01:59:29,660
What do you need?

1398
01:59:30,300 --> 01:59:31,740
Bit of chaihu if you have it.

1399
01:59:33,620 --> 01:59:34,340
Stuffed.

1400
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:35,920
Cormorant.

1401
01:59:38,920 --> 01:59:40,120
Rock tripe.

1402
01:59:40,220 --> 01:59:40,800
Caterpillar.

1403
01:59:40,980 --> 01:59:41,580
Fungus.

1404
01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:42,980
Black garlic.

1405
01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:44,840
Vaz.

1406
01:59:45,240 --> 01:59:45,720
Frog.

1407
01:59:47,280 --> 01:59:48,040
Sculpture.

1408
01:59:48,900 --> 01:59:49,280
Shirt.

1409
01:59:50,780 --> 01:59:51,120
Pear.

1410
01:59:51,220 --> 01:59:51,720
Baiju.

1411
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:52,340
Juice.

1412
01:59:53,860 --> 01:59:54,620
Snake power.

1413
01:59:54,620 --> 01:59:55,980
What?

1414
01:59:56,360 --> 01:59:57,400
You don't need anything?

1415
01:59:58,140 --> 01:59:58,940
I'll get it later.

1416
02:00:03,940 --> 02:00:06,260
I just need to go to the loo there and eat a bit of garlic.

1417
02:00:06,360 --> 02:00:06,940
We'll be back in a second.

1418
02:00:06,940 --> 02:00:36,920
We'll be right back.

1419
02:00:36,920 --> 02:01:06,900
We'll be right back.

1420
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:36,880
We'll be right back.

1421
02:01:36,880 --> 02:01:46,880
Wow.

1422
02:01:46,880 --> 02:01:48,080
Wow.

1423
02:01:48,080 --> 02:01:49,080
Oh.

1424
02:01:49,080 --> 02:01:50,080
Oh.

1425
02:01:50,080 --> 02:02:20,060
Thank you.

1426
02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:50,040
Raw garlic in 4 minutes.

1427
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:56,020
punch than a ghost pepper. I've done the ghost pepper challenge, I've done the Trinidad Scorpion

1428
02:02:56,020 --> 02:03:01,040
pepper challenge, I've done the 150 warhead challenge, I've done the cinnamon challenge,

1429
02:03:01,040 --> 02:03:05,140
I've done every freaking challenge there is that will burn the crap out of your mouth.

1430
02:03:05,140 --> 02:03:11,380
This one piece of garlic will put a man on his knees when you eat it. Your eyes will start

1431
02:03:11,380 --> 02:03:16,460
to water, your nose is going to start to run, your mouth is going to be on fire. One guy

1432
02:03:16,460 --> 02:03:21,960
ate 34 of these raw garlic cloves in one minute to set the Guinness Book of World Record. Today,

1433
02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:28,460
I'm going to eat 50. I expect to shit my pants probably, I'm going to be in tears, I'm going

1434
02:03:28,460 --> 02:03:34,460
to be sweating, I don't care. Because I'm going to prove to everybody that it is possible,

1435
02:03:34,460 --> 02:03:41,460
and I'm going to set the bar. I'm the LA Beast, I'm a boss, don't even step to me. Don't look

1436
02:03:41,460 --> 02:03:45,460
back son, put the women and children to bed and go out looking for dinner, let's fucking

1437
02:03:45,460 --> 02:03:48,460
go. One, two, three.

1438
02:03:48,460 --> 02:04:18,440
I'm going to eat it.

1439
02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:48,420
Could you die? I'm a dragon. I wonder could you die? Piano. Why has he got cups of water is it? Coconut.

1440
02:04:48,420 --> 02:05:18,400
I'm ready to skip to start soon if he pukes. I can't get out of you. I feel like I'm going to skip myself.

1441
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:37,000
Why the music? Why the music?

1442
02:05:37,000 --> 02:06:03,380
oh my god dude it feels like oh it feels like broken glass is going right down my

1443
02:06:03,380 --> 02:06:08,900
softness right now is my stomach this can't be good

1444
02:06:08,900 --> 02:06:19,340
oh my god damn it

1445
02:06:19,340 --> 02:06:26,340
oh my god

1446
02:06:26,340 --> 02:06:44,340
fucking hell

1447
02:06:44,340 --> 02:07:00,340
oh my god you do it

1448
02:07:00,340 --> 02:07:28,040
oh my god come on dude

1449
02:07:28,040 --> 02:07:37,360
he's hamming it up there is he

1450
02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:44,260
i started hamming

1451
02:07:44,260 --> 02:07:51,040
ah missed i skipped into the puke

1452
02:07:51,040 --> 02:08:00,360
watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down get up

1453
02:08:00,360 --> 02:08:07,680
the license fee wouldn't pay for this shite not in a million years

1454
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:17,000
and then i'll see you in a million years

1455
02:08:17,000 --> 02:08:20,000
and then i'll see you in a million years

1456
02:08:20,000 --> 02:08:23,000
and then i'll see you in a million years

1457
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:27,000
and then i'll see you in a million years

1458
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:36,320
oh yeah

1459
02:08:36,320 --> 02:08:36,320
oh yeah

1460
02:08:36,320 --> 02:08:40,320
oh yeah

1461
02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:42,320
yeah

1462
02:08:42,320 --> 02:08:42,320
yeah

1463
02:08:42,320 --> 02:08:44,320
yeah

1464
02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:45,920
why do you ask

1465
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:49,320
i realize this must be a big change of pace for you

1466
02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:50,160
ah it's alright

1467
02:08:50,160 --> 02:08:52,320
so i wanted to make sure you're holding up okay

1468
02:08:52,320 --> 02:08:54,680
other than a few cuts and bruises

1469
02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:55,740
i'm fine

1470
02:08:55,740 --> 02:08:56,920
okay

1471
02:08:56,920 --> 02:08:57,820
just checking

1472
02:08:57,820 --> 02:08:58,300
a few scrapes

1473
02:08:58,300 --> 02:08:59,240
a few scrapes and scraps

1474
02:08:59,240 --> 02:09:00,020
i appreciate it

1475
02:09:00,020 --> 02:09:01,100
but you don't need to worry

1476
02:09:01,100 --> 02:09:02,300
alright

1477
02:09:02,300 --> 02:09:04,240
any any

1478
02:09:04,240 --> 02:09:06,240
where can i get the chai root

1479
02:09:06,240 --> 02:09:07,700
shinwa

1480
02:09:07,700 --> 02:09:21,700
you know where i can get the shit to chai

1481
02:09:21,700 --> 02:09:31,700
far further thank you very much

1482
02:09:31,700 --> 02:09:34,180
thanks far

1483
02:09:34,180 --> 02:09:36,740
good luck

1484
02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:40,820
good luck

1485
02:09:40,820 --> 02:09:51,140
that guy's scarfing down garlic is from the great state of new jersey one of our finest

1486
02:09:51,140 --> 02:10:06,580
i want to make a lot of money gambling in shenmui

1487
02:10:06,580 --> 02:10:10,060
it's good aaron yeah i'm enjoying it

1488
02:10:10,060 --> 02:10:11,300
it's very slow

1489
02:10:11,300 --> 02:10:13,440
slow pace

1490
02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:18,080
but it's it's chillaxed

1491
02:10:18,080 --> 02:10:19,980
it's nice and chillaxed

1492
02:10:19,980 --> 02:10:24,120
just ambient

1493
02:10:24,120 --> 02:10:26,580
chill out zone

1494
02:10:26,580 --> 02:10:46,160
maybe get a flower up here

1495
02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:48,320
maybe get a flower up here

1496
02:10:48,320 --> 02:10:48,520
maybe get a flower up here

1497
02:10:48,520 --> 02:10:50,520
maybe get a flower up here

1498
02:10:50,520 --> 02:10:52,520
maybe get a flower up here

1499
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:54,520
maybe get a flower up here

1500
02:10:54,520 --> 02:10:55,520
maybe get a flower up here

1501
02:10:55,520 --> 02:10:57,520
maybe get a flower here

1502
02:10:57,520 --> 02:10:59,580
yeah see soon

1503
02:10:59,580 --> 02:11:14,840
absolute breakneck pace absolutely pacing it at the homestead you might be

1504
02:11:14,840 --> 02:11:21,020
able to get some rare flower that you don't get in town but I'm weary if I

1505
02:11:21,020 --> 02:11:24,340
don't want to be putting you through the pain of flower of herb hunting you know

1506
02:11:24,340 --> 02:11:30,880
I could do the herb hunt I could just hunt for herbs all day long

1507
02:11:30,880 --> 02:11:40,420
yeah

1508
02:11:40,420 --> 02:11:49,960
so

1509
02:11:49,960 --> 02:11:59,500
so

1510
02:11:59,500 --> 02:12:09,040
so

1511
02:12:09,040 --> 02:12:18,580
so

1512
02:12:18,580 --> 02:12:28,120
so

1513
02:12:28,120 --> 02:12:29,820
the pub is there a pub I need to go to

1514
02:12:29,820 --> 02:12:43,980
I think there was a bar in the hermit the hermit place but that that's overran now with the

1515
02:12:43,980 --> 02:12:45,520
thugs so we can't go back there

1516
02:12:45,520 --> 02:12:51,000
you'd need a ton of hermit before you go back into town

1517
02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:55,820
spark up a few sleepers

1518
02:12:55,820 --> 02:13:03,700
special herb maps you're right merlin I remember seeing that and they're free

1519
02:13:03,700 --> 02:13:05,360
into town we go

1520
02:13:05,360 --> 02:13:14,940
that's the nudge I needed just the herb map because I remember there's a herb free herb

1521
02:13:14,940 --> 02:13:17,680
map I don't know why I didn't take it at the time

1522
02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:25,560
I showed up if you find something you might you might as well pick it up it's gonna be of use

1523
02:13:25,560 --> 02:13:26,920
to you at some stage of the game

1524
02:13:26,920 --> 02:13:37,560
less than a toy fucking figure of your own lady which case I don't think that's gonna be of any use

1525
02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:44,560
maybe if it's part of a set

1526
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:55,940
free herb map

1527
02:13:55,940 --> 02:14:03,820
free herb map get rich quick our herbs really worth that much yeah guess I'll take it that would seem to be the case guess I'll take it desi ee now herb map

1528
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:15,060
free herb map get rich quick our herbs really work that much yeah guess I'll

1529
02:14:15,060 --> 02:14:27,400
take it that would seem to be the case guess I'll take it SIE let's get the

1530
02:14:27,400 --> 02:14:31,660
show on the road this is where things begin to the game is beginning to pick

1531
02:14:31,660 --> 02:14:35,320
up pace everyone we've got a herb map we know where this we're gonna get some

1532
02:14:35,320 --> 02:14:44,920
chai who route the game is well and truly paced at the moment yeah yeah yeah yeah

1533
02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:50,660
we're back in this we're back in this shit 24/7 we got a herb map the whole

1534
02:14:50,660 --> 02:14:56,740
shit's lit we're gonna go and find some chai tea you and me and the crew from TV3

1535
02:14:56,740 --> 02:15:01,640
they work out a valley mount now under the moniker Virgin Media one two

1536
02:15:01,640 --> 02:15:06,920
three how I don't know maybe they have lots of money Richard Branson's making up

1537
02:15:06,920 --> 02:15:12,800
the funny see he had a black eye there a few weeks ago his old lady gave him a box

1538
02:15:12,800 --> 02:15:18,380
don't you know he was sipping on some drink I had to stop and fucking think when I

1539
02:15:18,380 --> 02:15:23,800
pulled out my phone and took the snap my eyes went back was like what the fuck is

1540
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:31,620
that and then I got it again I took the snap of Richard Branson with the black eye and I showed a friend and then they laughed and said who did that I

1541
02:15:31,620 --> 02:15:36,900
said it was his old lady probably gave him a fucking slap Friday Thursday Friday Friday Friday Thursday night

1542
02:15:36,900 --> 02:15:42,180
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and then he got another fried Richard Branson on his own private

1543
02:15:42,180 --> 02:15:50,060
island I wonder if he goes herb searching with her her map and Rylan from the expo fuck it

1544
02:15:50,060 --> 02:15:56,220
sorry sorry sorry I fucked it up it was going well it started all right the flow was good

1545
02:15:56,220 --> 02:16:03,300
I got excited about the herbs and then it just went to shit just always always always goes to shit

1546
02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:05,300
The end.

1547
02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:07,300
*Bad music*

1548
02:16:07,300 --> 02:16:09,300
*Bad music*

1549
02:16:09,300 --> 02:16:11,300
*Bad music*

1550
02:16:11,300 --> 02:16:13,300
*Bad music*

1551
02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:15,300
*Bad music*

1552
02:16:15,300 --> 02:16:17,300
*Bad music*

1553
02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:19,300
*Bad music*

1554
02:16:19,300 --> 02:16:21,300
*Bad music*

1555
02:16:21,300 --> 02:16:23,300
What?

1556
02:16:23,300 --> 02:16:25,300
*Tonk*

1557
02:16:51,300 --> 02:16:52,300
What?

1558
02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:54,300
Where's the map?

1559
02:17:08,300 --> 02:17:10,300
Where's the map?

1560
02:17:15,300 --> 02:17:17,300
Quib, thank you very much, Quib.

1561
02:17:20,300 --> 02:17:22,300
Thank you very much.

1562
02:17:26,300 --> 02:17:27,300
Ahhhh.

1563
02:17:27,300 --> 02:17:29,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1564
02:17:29,300 --> 02:17:30,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1565
02:17:30,300 --> 02:17:31,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1566
02:17:31,300 --> 02:17:32,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1567
02:17:32,300 --> 02:17:33,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1568
02:17:33,300 --> 02:17:34,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1569
02:17:34,300 --> 02:17:35,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1570
02:17:35,300 --> 02:17:36,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1571
02:17:36,300 --> 02:17:37,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1572
02:17:37,300 --> 02:17:38,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1573
02:17:38,300 --> 02:17:39,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1574
02:17:39,300 --> 02:17:40,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1575
02:17:40,300 --> 02:17:41,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1576
02:17:41,300 --> 02:17:42,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1577
02:17:42,300 --> 02:17:43,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1578
02:17:43,300 --> 02:17:44,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1579
02:17:44,300 --> 02:17:45,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1580
02:17:45,300 --> 02:17:46,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1581
02:17:46,300 --> 02:17:47,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1582
02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:48,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1583
02:17:48,300 --> 02:17:49,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1584
02:17:49,300 --> 02:17:50,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1585
02:17:50,300 --> 02:17:51,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1586
02:17:51,300 --> 02:17:52,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1587
02:17:52,300 --> 02:17:53,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1588
02:17:53,300 --> 02:17:54,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1589
02:17:54,300 --> 02:17:55,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1590
02:17:55,300 --> 02:17:56,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1591
02:17:56,300 --> 02:17:57,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1592
02:17:57,300 --> 02:17:58,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1593
02:17:58,300 --> 02:17:59,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1594
02:17:59,300 --> 02:18:00,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1595
02:18:00,300 --> 02:18:01,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1596
02:18:01,300 --> 02:18:02,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1597
02:18:02,300 --> 02:18:03,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1598
02:18:03,300 --> 02:18:04,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1599
02:18:04,300 --> 02:18:05,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1600
02:18:05,300 --> 02:18:06,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1601
02:18:06,300 --> 02:18:07,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1602
02:18:07,300 --> 02:18:08,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1603
02:18:08,300 --> 02:18:09,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1604
02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:10,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1605
02:18:10,300 --> 02:18:11,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1606
02:18:11,300 --> 02:18:12,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1607
02:18:12,300 --> 02:18:13,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1608
02:18:13,300 --> 02:18:14,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1609
02:18:14,300 --> 02:18:15,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1610
02:18:15,300 --> 02:18:16,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1611
02:18:16,300 --> 02:18:17,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1612
02:18:17,300 --> 02:18:18,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1613
02:18:18,300 --> 02:18:19,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1614
02:18:19,300 --> 02:18:20,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1615
02:18:20,300 --> 02:18:21,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1616
02:18:21,300 --> 02:18:22,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1617
02:18:22,300 --> 02:18:23,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1618
02:18:23,300 --> 02:18:24,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1619
02:18:24,300 --> 02:18:25,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1620
02:18:25,300 --> 02:18:26,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1621
02:18:26,300 --> 02:18:27,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1622
02:18:27,300 --> 02:18:28,300
I'm gonna go to the next one.

1623
02:18:28,300 --> 02:18:33,300
Over the bridge.

1624
02:18:33,300 --> 02:18:34,300
Back at the house.

1625
02:18:34,300 --> 02:18:37,300
There's loads back at the house.

1626
02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:55,300
Welcome to the stream.

1627
02:18:55,300 --> 02:18:57,300
Free rum program.

1628
02:18:57,300 --> 02:18:58,300
Gary.

1629
02:18:58,300 --> 02:18:59,300
Jake.

1630
02:18:59,300 --> 02:19:00,300
Artesian.

1631
02:19:00,300 --> 02:19:01,300
Coffee.

1632
02:19:01,300 --> 02:19:02,300
Bag.

1633
02:19:02,300 --> 02:19:03,300
Ocean.

1634
02:19:03,300 --> 02:19:04,300
Grid-Rid.

1635
02:19:04,300 --> 02:19:06,300
Oh, this is fucking cuntish now.

1636
02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:07,300
Where are we going then?

1637
02:19:07,300 --> 02:19:08,300
Just down here maybe.

1638
02:19:08,300 --> 02:19:09,300
Down here.

1639
02:19:09,300 --> 02:19:10,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1640
02:19:10,300 --> 02:19:11,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1641
02:19:11,300 --> 02:19:12,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1642
02:19:12,300 --> 02:19:13,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1643
02:19:13,300 --> 02:19:14,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1644
02:19:14,300 --> 02:19:15,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1645
02:19:15,300 --> 02:19:16,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1646
02:19:16,300 --> 02:19:17,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1647
02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:17,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1648
02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:17,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1649
02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:18,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1650
02:19:18,300 --> 02:19:19,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1651
02:19:19,300 --> 02:19:20,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1652
02:19:20,300 --> 02:19:21,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1653
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:22,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1654
02:19:22,300 --> 02:19:23,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1655
02:19:23,300 --> 02:19:24,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1656
02:19:24,300 --> 02:19:25,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1657
02:19:25,300 --> 02:19:26,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1658
02:19:26,300 --> 02:19:27,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1659
02:19:27,300 --> 02:19:28,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1660
02:19:28,300 --> 02:19:29,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1661
02:19:29,300 --> 02:19:30,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1662
02:19:30,300 --> 02:19:31,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1663
02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:32,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1664
02:19:32,300 --> 02:19:33,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1665
02:19:33,300 --> 02:19:34,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1666
02:19:34,300 --> 02:19:35,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1667
02:19:35,300 --> 02:19:36,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1668
02:19:36,300 --> 02:19:37,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1669
02:19:37,300 --> 02:19:38,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1670
02:19:38,300 --> 02:19:39,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1671
02:19:39,300 --> 02:19:40,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1672
02:19:40,300 --> 02:19:41,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1673
02:19:41,300 --> 02:19:42,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1674
02:19:42,300 --> 02:19:43,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1675
02:19:43,300 --> 02:19:44,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1676
02:19:44,300 --> 02:19:45,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1677
02:19:45,300 --> 02:19:46,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1678
02:19:46,300 --> 02:19:47,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1679
02:19:47,300 --> 02:19:48,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1680
02:19:48,300 --> 02:19:49,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1681
02:19:49,300 --> 02:19:50,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1682
02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:51,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1683
02:19:51,300 --> 02:19:52,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1684
02:19:52,300 --> 02:19:53,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1685
02:19:53,300 --> 02:19:54,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1686
02:19:54,300 --> 02:19:55,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1687
02:19:55,300 --> 02:19:56,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1688
02:19:56,300 --> 02:19:57,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1689
02:19:57,300 --> 02:19:58,300
I'm going to go to the next one.

1690
02:19:58,300 --> 02:20:00,300
There's a herb right behind the shop.

1691
02:20:00,300 --> 02:20:02,300
Would you believe?

1692
02:20:02,300 --> 02:20:16,300
Licorice.

1693
02:20:16,300 --> 02:20:25,300
Absolutely sending those herbs back.

1694
02:20:25,300 --> 02:20:27,300
Sending it.

1695
02:20:27,300 --> 02:20:38,300
This could be a...

1696
02:20:38,300 --> 02:21:03,300
This could be a...

1697
02:21:03,300 --> 02:21:32,300
The story so far, 3-run, is that...

1698
02:21:32,300 --> 02:21:39,300
We just have to bring a few herbs to this lady and she'll make some sort of potion or some shite.

1699
02:21:39,300 --> 02:21:42,300
I'm on the wild goose chase for a herb.

1700
02:21:42,300 --> 02:21:45,300
Called Chaihoo Root.

1701
02:21:45,300 --> 02:21:47,300
Which looks like this.

1702
02:21:47,300 --> 02:21:48,300
Chaihoo.

1703
02:21:48,300 --> 02:21:51,300
That's it dried anyways.

1704
02:21:51,300 --> 02:21:55,300
I don't know whether or not there's what it looks like in plant form.

1705
02:21:55,300 --> 02:21:59,300
But I've been pissing about this bridge now for an hour.

1706
02:21:59,300 --> 02:22:00,300
Maybe...

1707
02:22:00,300 --> 02:22:12,300
Maybe it's time to head back to the homestead and fucking have a look there.

1708
02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:42,280
I'm not going to be a good one.

1709
02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:42,380
No.

1710
02:22:45,940 --> 02:22:46,580
Fuck it.

1711
02:22:48,620 --> 02:22:51,460
See the turn off to the left, Slaughterhouse Greens.

1712
02:22:53,860 --> 02:22:54,960
On the map, is it?

1713
02:22:56,540 --> 02:22:58,100
The one to languish at.

1714
02:23:05,140 --> 02:23:05,580
Yeah.

1715
02:23:07,100 --> 02:23:09,640
Sure, I was at that earlier on, yeah.

1716
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:14,440
And I got the two herbs that are on the map there, the ones that are marked.

1717
02:23:14,760 --> 02:23:17,740
I got them already, so I don't know what they're on about.

1718
02:23:17,880 --> 02:23:19,860
It wasn't Chai Tea anyway.

1719
02:23:20,800 --> 02:23:21,560
Chai Latte.

1720
02:23:21,560 --> 02:23:38,560
Okay, so the game is...

1721
02:23:39,220 --> 02:23:43,380
I need to progress in another part of the game so I can get through to that area.

1722
02:23:44,180 --> 02:23:45,680
And then I can get the herb for her.

1723
02:23:46,140 --> 02:23:50,480
So this mini, this side quest is uncompletable for the time being.

1724
02:23:51,000 --> 02:23:53,240
So we've been on a wild gooser.

1725
02:23:54,800 --> 02:23:57,160
The last 20 mins.

1726
02:23:57,520 --> 02:23:58,980
There's nothing for me to do this way.

1727
02:24:13,300 --> 02:24:14,400
Wine and buns, is it?

1728
02:24:14,400 --> 02:24:23,740
Coffee.

1729
02:24:23,740 --> 02:24:23,820
Coffee.

1730
02:24:24,000 --> 02:24:24,640
How would I...

1731
02:24:24,640 --> 02:24:27,500
I've got a thousand tokens in the back pocket.

1732
02:24:30,140 --> 02:24:32,780
I've got 800 tokens and 60 quid.

1733
02:24:33,560 --> 02:24:36,860
How can I turn that into big, massive piles of cash?

1734
02:24:37,140 --> 02:24:37,600
Fast.

1735
02:24:45,120 --> 02:24:46,820
50 cloves of garlic thing.

1736
02:24:46,980 --> 02:24:48,600
Would that play havoc with the stomach?

1737
02:25:00,220 --> 02:25:01,160
Wild goose.

1738
02:25:01,160 --> 02:25:01,220
Wild goose.

1739
02:25:01,220 --> 02:25:03,260
Garlic futures.

1740
02:25:17,980 --> 02:25:18,980
Garlic futures.

1741
02:25:18,980 --> 02:25:19,980
Okay.

1742
02:25:48,180 --> 02:25:48,900
Thank you very much.

1743
02:25:52,900 --> 02:25:54,340
I wonder if there's anything I could sell.

1744
02:25:55,680 --> 02:25:56,360
Excuse me.

1745
02:25:57,060 --> 02:25:57,780
What is it?

1746
02:26:02,480 --> 02:26:04,980
I'll buy a set of herbs from you if you've got them.

1747
02:26:15,060 --> 02:26:16,280
What can I sell here?

1748
02:26:16,280 --> 02:26:46,260
Here we go.

1749
02:26:46,260 --> 02:27:16,240
Here we go.

1750
02:27:16,240 --> 02:27:18,240
Here we go.

1751
02:27:18,240 --> 02:27:20,240
Here we go.

1752
02:27:20,240 --> 02:27:22,240
Here we go.

1753
02:27:22,240 --> 02:27:24,240
Here we go.

1754
02:27:24,240 --> 02:27:26,240
Here we go.

1755
02:27:26,240 --> 02:27:28,240
Here we go.

1756
02:27:28,240 --> 02:27:30,240
Here we go.

1757
02:27:30,240 --> 02:27:32,240
Here we go.

1758
02:27:32,240 --> 02:27:34,240
Here we go.

1759
02:27:34,240 --> 02:27:36,240
Here we go.

1760
02:27:36,240 --> 02:27:38,240
Here we go.

1761
02:27:38,240 --> 02:27:40,240
Here we go.

1762
02:27:40,240 --> 02:27:42,240
Here we go.

1763
02:27:42,240 --> 02:27:44,240
Here we go.

1764
02:27:44,240 --> 02:27:46,240
Here we go.

1765
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:48,240
Here we go.

1766
02:27:48,240 --> 02:27:50,240
Here we go.

1767
02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:52,240
Here we go.

1768
02:27:52,240 --> 02:27:54,240
Here we go.

1769
02:27:54,240 --> 02:27:56,240
Here we go.

1770
02:27:56,240 --> 02:27:58,240
Here we go.

1771
02:27:58,240 --> 02:28:00,240
Here we go.

1772
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:02,240
Here we go.

1773
02:28:02,240 --> 02:28:04,240
Here we go.

1774
02:28:04,240 --> 02:28:06,240
Here we go.

1775
02:28:06,240 --> 02:28:08,240
Here we go.

1776
02:28:08,240 --> 02:28:10,240
Here we go.

1777
02:28:10,240 --> 02:28:22,680
I've always said it. I've always said it. Great money in Herb.

1778
02:28:22,680 --> 02:28:52,660
*music*

1779
02:28:52,660 --> 02:29:16,660
*music*

1780
02:29:16,660 --> 02:29:22,640
That's great. That's fucking great news, that's brilliant stuff.

1781
02:29:22,640 --> 02:29:28,640
*music*

1782
02:29:28,640 --> 02:29:34,640
That would be great. If we could take on staff to pick herbs while we're out doing the daft stuff.

1783
02:29:34,640 --> 02:29:37,720
Tasks running around town pay someone for that

1784
02:29:38,720 --> 02:29:41,700
Could be money coming in a beer you be earning money while you're sleeping

1785
02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:45,380
Coffee

1786
02:29:45,380 --> 02:29:51,480
I was gonna keep some for the old lady where I thought fuck it we it now that I have the map and I know where to find those herbs

1787
02:29:51,580 --> 02:29:52,980
It's grand

1788
02:29:52,980 --> 02:29:56,920
We'll just we'll make loads of cash down doing a bit of gambling

1789
02:29:57,440 --> 02:30:02,840
Gambling is class nine to four. You can't lose. It's always gonna be there for you

1790
02:30:02,840 --> 02:30:08,260
This is a great situation we're in now at the moment

1791
02:30:09,520 --> 02:30:14,020
So coffee what do you recommend to play here is it this game down here?

1792
02:30:16,200 --> 02:30:18,200
Or is it this

1793
02:30:31,560 --> 02:30:35,200
No leave there can you save the game?

1794
02:30:47,800 --> 02:30:49,800
Change his clothes look

1795
02:30:53,280 --> 02:30:55,280
The iconic jacket

1796
02:30:55,280 --> 02:31:20,600
We're on hard mode.

1797
02:31:20,600 --> 02:31:27,600
Sunset Grove.

1798
02:31:27,600 --> 02:31:28,600
Sunset Grove.

1799
02:31:32,600 --> 02:31:33,600
Bohemian Grove.

1800
02:31:49,600 --> 02:31:52,600
Near Panda market. Is Panda market anywhere near Arkbar?

1801
02:31:52,600 --> 02:31:53,600
Erick Bar.

1802
02:32:07,600 --> 02:32:10,600
Herbs are class. Thank you very much. Herbs are class. Pure boom time man.

1803
02:32:10,600 --> 02:32:17,600
You're fucked. You're not fucked. That was a mistake.

1804
02:32:17,600 --> 02:32:20,600
You're fucked. You're not fucked. That was a mistake.

1805
02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:35,600
Fucking herbs are a class man. I've always said it. I've always known it. I just want to say thank you very much. I hope you're having a nice old situation out there in the mainframe. Take it easy man.

1806
02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:40,240
in the mainframe. Take it easy man.

1807
02:32:40,240 --> 02:33:06,240
*fake music*

1808
02:33:06,240 --> 02:33:16,240
*fake music*

1809
02:33:16,240 --> 02:33:22,240
Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite. Not in a million years.

1810
02:33:22,240 --> 02:33:34,240
*fake music*

1811
02:33:34,240 --> 02:34:02,240
*fake music*

1812
02:34:02,240 --> 02:34:04,240
*fake music*

1813
02:34:04,240 --> 02:34:24,320
Thank you very much Herbzer class. Very kindly. Hopefully you're having a nice afternoon. Shenmue dandy. Thank you Shenmue dandy. Take it handy. 9 to 4. Stick the garlic on it.

1814
02:34:26,140 --> 02:34:27,020
Excuse me.

1815
02:34:27,300 --> 02:34:27,860
Excuse me.

1816
02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:46,880
I can tell you which colors and numbers will bring you great fortune. Lucky numbers and colors, huh? Yes, yes, precisely. Shall I divine your fortune? Divine away. It'll meet en, Yuren.

1817
02:34:48,880 --> 02:34:57,460
Uh, color. Color fortune, please. Sure. A color fortune? Very well.

1818
02:34:58,380 --> 02:35:02,740
Now then, let us begin. Let us begin.

1819
02:35:03,900 --> 02:35:05,180
This was about a...

1820
02:35:05,180 --> 02:35:10,560
Color light. Color bright. Color shine.

1821
02:35:10,560 --> 02:35:22,560
Yes, I can feel the waves. Your color seeps into my mind. Your lucky color is... Red.

1822
02:35:22,560 --> 02:35:23,160
Red.

1823
02:35:28,160 --> 02:35:32,040
Right. So what does that mean? My lucky color is red.

1824
02:35:32,040 --> 02:35:36,280
Seek out this color and good fortune shall befall you.

1825
02:35:37,040 --> 02:35:37,640
Thank you.

1826
02:35:38,480 --> 02:35:40,580
I want your return. I want your return.

1827
02:35:41,780 --> 02:35:44,040
Cave to the call. Thanks very much.

1828
02:35:46,040 --> 02:35:54,880
20 fags a day. Keeps the doctor at bay. You would think. But it's not true.

1829
02:35:56,320 --> 02:35:57,640
My throat hurts.

1830
02:35:59,560 --> 02:36:00,320
Thank you.

1831
02:36:01,600 --> 02:36:09,400
And the next door is some fucking gambling place you can go to. Apparently. Coffee eater. Doing the Lord's work. Thank you very much, Kevin Collins.

1832
02:36:13,240 --> 02:36:20,420
He's speaking. His mouth isn't even moving.

1833
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:40,660
away boys from frog racing and pale toss to flower bird wind and moon and lucky

1834
02:36:40,660 --> 02:36:46,980
hip we've got you covered where's the voice coming from it's over here is it

1835
02:36:51,560 --> 02:36:57,040
seek out rage she said seek out red so we'll go here

1836
02:36:58,540 --> 02:37:11,020
wanna play I've got a whole range of games flower bird wind and moon do you reckon

1837
02:37:11,020 --> 02:37:16,200
it's flower bird wind and moon and then I bet on red

1838
02:37:25,920 --> 02:37:38,400
all right here we go play we're gonna we're gonna bet large now we've been told by coffee eater to bet large if this doesn't work this could go down as some of the worst advice ever given

1839
02:37:38,400 --> 02:37:50,880
and ever taken if it goes well well you you might be the legend but it's a heavy is the head that wears the crown my friend and coffee you could be looking at you

1840
02:37:50,880 --> 02:38:03,360
could be looking at a lifetime of fair plays or you could be looking at a big massive lifetime of I don't even want to see it coffee but it it's it begins with a G it ends with

1841
02:38:03,360 --> 02:38:29,840
a G it's got an L in the middle you do the math you do the math my friends we're gonna bet everything we have we're gonna throw it all on red baby 800 red red all right which will it be flower bird wind or moon

1842
02:38:29,840 --> 02:38:32,760
Will it be: flower, bird, wind or moon?

1843
02:38:37,340 --> 02:38:38,340
This one.

1844
02:38:47,240 --> 02:38:48,240
Here we go.

1845
02:38:48,240 --> 02:39:18,240
Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red

1846
02:39:18,240 --> 02:39:25,240
*Dramatic music*

1847
02:39:26,860 --> 02:39:28,860
For fuck's sake, no!

1848
02:39:28,860 --> 02:39:33,860
*Dramatic music*

1849
02:39:33,860 --> 02:39:39,860
*Dramatic music*

1850
02:39:39,860 --> 02:39:46,860
Sorry about that, just had to go away for a second there. I thought someone was at the door or something.

1851
02:39:46,860 --> 02:40:01,860
There was no one there. There was no one there. There was no one there. There was no one there. There was no one there. *Dramatic music*

1852
02:40:01,860 --> 02:40:14,860
Jesus Christ! Do you know how long it took to earn that money? *Dramatic music*

1853
02:40:14,860 --> 02:40:26,860
Sorry about that. I thought there was someone at the door again. There was no one there. There was no one there. *Dramatic music*

1854
02:40:26,860 --> 02:40:28,860
*Dramatic music*

1855
02:40:28,860 --> 02:40:30,860
*Dramatic music*

1856
02:40:30,860 --> 02:40:46,380
Maybe some other time.

1857
02:40:46,960 --> 02:40:48,420
Yeah, well, whatever.

1858
02:40:48,420 --> 02:41:08,880
There's no one there. I think someone's at the door again there. No, I think someone's at the door.

1859
02:41:08,880 --> 02:41:38,860
*music*

1860
02:41:38,860 --> 02:42:02,040
*music*

1861
02:42:02,040 --> 02:42:04,940
Why does it say my money's not gone? Hang on.

1862
02:42:04,940 --> 02:42:06,940
*music*

1863
02:42:06,940 --> 02:42:10,940
Oh, my tokens have gone. Yeah, my tokens have gone.

1864
02:42:10,940 --> 02:42:12,940
*music* Fuck.

1865
02:42:12,940 --> 02:42:14,940
*music*

1866
02:42:14,940 --> 02:42:22,940
*music*

1867
02:42:22,940 --> 02:42:24,940
*music*

1868
02:42:24,940 --> 02:42:24,940
*music*

1869
02:42:24,940 --> 02:42:26,940
*music*

1870
02:42:26,940 --> 02:42:28,940
*music*

1871
02:42:28,940 --> 02:42:28,940
*music*

1872
02:42:28,940 --> 02:42:30,940
*music*

1873
02:42:30,940 --> 02:42:32,940
*music*

1874
02:42:32,940 --> 02:42:36,940
*music*

1875
02:42:36,940 --> 02:42:38,940
*music*

1876
02:42:38,940 --> 02:42:40,940
*music*

1877
02:42:40,940 --> 02:42:42,940
*music*

1878
02:42:42,940 --> 02:42:44,940
*music*

1879
02:42:44,940 --> 02:42:44,940
*music*

1880
02:42:44,940 --> 02:42:46,940
*music*

1881
02:42:46,940 --> 02:42:48,940
*music*

1882
02:42:48,940 --> 02:42:54,940
*music*

1883
02:42:54,940 --> 02:42:56,940
*music*

1884
02:42:56,940 --> 02:42:56,940
*music*

1885
02:42:56,940 --> 02:42:56,940
*music*

1886
02:42:56,940 --> 02:42:58,940
*music*

1887
02:42:58,940 --> 02:43:00,940
*music*

1888
02:43:00,940 --> 02:43:04,940
*music*

1889
02:43:04,940 --> 02:43:08,940
*music*

1890
02:43:08,940 --> 02:43:10,940
*music*

1891
02:43:10,940 --> 02:43:12,940
*music*

1892
02:43:12,940 --> 02:43:17,440
Oh man, I hope to fuck Tom Johnson is in this, the hot dog Tom.

1893
02:43:18,520 --> 02:43:19,320
Really do.

1894
02:43:20,140 --> 02:43:25,620
From frog racing and pale toss to flower bird wind and moon and lucky hit, we've got you covered.

1895
02:43:26,240 --> 02:43:27,480
Hang on, I saved it.

1896
02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:28,980
I fucking saved it.

1897
02:43:39,760 --> 02:43:41,360
Jesus Christ, no!

1898
02:43:41,360 --> 02:43:49,440
I thought there was someone at the door there.

1899
02:43:50,320 --> 02:43:51,840
The post is late.

1900
02:43:53,520 --> 02:43:55,080
This afternoon.

1901
02:43:56,300 --> 02:43:57,720
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1902
02:43:59,260 --> 02:44:01,760
Coffee, I put you in the gulag for 300 seconds.

1903
02:44:02,020 --> 02:44:04,560
You're going for a fucking life, man, when you come back.

1904
02:44:08,180 --> 02:44:11,700
I can't fucking believe this.

1905
02:44:16,260 --> 02:44:17,620
Super Ted, thank you.

1906
02:44:20,660 --> 02:44:21,620
Super Ted.

1907
02:44:22,100 --> 02:44:27,280
You're the one bit of fucking light in my life at this moment.

1908
02:44:29,640 --> 02:44:30,180
Thank you.

1909
02:44:30,180 --> 02:44:30,380
Thank you.

1910
02:44:37,380 --> 02:44:38,160
Primo karma.

1911
02:44:38,160 --> 02:44:39,120
Thank you very much.

1912
02:44:39,760 --> 02:44:40,740
Thank you very much.

1913
02:44:42,260 --> 02:44:43,440
I don't know what to say.

1914
02:44:44,900 --> 02:44:48,540
I'm very humbled and I really do appreciate this.

1915
02:44:48,660 --> 02:44:51,340
But conflicting emotions at the moment.

1916
02:44:51,980 --> 02:44:52,800
I should have just stayed.

1917
02:44:53,000 --> 02:44:55,140
If I'd have stayed looking for the Chai who.

1918
02:44:58,740 --> 02:45:01,240
But no, it was go to the shop, get the money, do the gambling.

1919
02:45:01,420 --> 02:45:03,100
Oh, put it all on fucking red, man.

1920
02:45:03,220 --> 02:45:04,120
Put it all on red.

1921
02:45:05,700 --> 02:45:06,580
Can't lose, man.

1922
02:45:06,900 --> 02:45:07,720
You can't lose.

1923
02:45:08,720 --> 02:45:09,460
Well, I've lost.

1924
02:45:09,540 --> 02:45:10,220
I've lost big.

1925
02:45:15,820 --> 02:45:18,080
The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite.

1926
02:45:18,260 --> 02:45:19,660
Not in a million years.

1927
02:45:19,660 --> 02:45:28,500
Captain Sack, thank you.

1928
02:45:28,840 --> 02:45:32,280
Look, thanks for joining us today on session one.

1929
02:45:32,540 --> 02:45:34,680
On today's session, it's going to have to end.

1930
02:45:35,340 --> 02:45:38,300
I said one o'clock, but I mean, I've just.

1931
02:45:39,080 --> 02:45:40,460
You've seen what's happened there.

1932
02:45:40,580 --> 02:45:41,500
It's a bad situation.

1933
02:45:42,220 --> 02:45:45,320
Come back after lunch and we'll, you know.

1934
02:45:46,300 --> 02:45:47,500
We've got the head together.

1935
02:45:48,060 --> 02:45:50,320
Maybe go and get a nice Chai who from.

1936
02:45:51,880 --> 02:45:53,180
The coffee shop or something.

1937
02:46:03,040 --> 02:46:04,080
See you later anyway.

1938
02:46:04,080 --> 02:46:06,300
I'm going for lunch and I'll be back after lunch.

1939
02:46:06,380 --> 02:46:07,140
Thank you very much.

1940
02:46:09,420 --> 02:46:10,500
Fucking heartbreak.

1941
02:46:11,360 --> 02:46:12,760
Absolute fucking heartbreak.

1942
02:46:12,760 --> 02:46:42,740
Thank you.

1943
02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:43,940
Thank you.

1944
02:46:43,940 --> 02:46:45,940
Thank you.

1945
02:46:45,940 --> 02:46:47,940
Thank you.

1946
02:46:47,940 --> 02:46:49,940
Thank you.

1947
02:46:49,940 --> 02:46:51,940
Thank you.

1948
02:46:51,940 --> 02:46:53,940
Thank you.

1949
02:46:53,940 --> 02:46:55,940
Thank you.

1950
02:46:55,940 --> 02:46:57,940
Thank you.

1951
02:46:57,940 --> 02:46:59,940
Thank you.

1952
02:46:59,940 --> 02:47:04,240
Thank you.