1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Music playing. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Music playing. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 Music playing. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:32,420 Had to come right back. 5 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,780 Play again. 6 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:40,940 Music playing. 7 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:57,760 Cool vibes. 8 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,180 Cool vibes. 9 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:03,180 Played November nights. 10 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,760 Played the game again. 11 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,140 Tower of Chang. 12 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,520 Four towers of Chang. 13 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,120 Which is basically three liters. 14 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,480 Race to the end. 15 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:21,560 Filled your glass. 16 00:02:21,940 --> 00:02:22,360 Send it. 17 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:22,920 Race back. 18 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,540 Lads were bleeding blue and white. 19 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,360 All through the night. 20 00:02:30,360 --> 00:03:00,340 Thank you. 21 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:05,140 Thank you for the tip. Kind of you. 22 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:24,360 Thank you, Frankish Gones. For the tip. Hope you're keeping well. That's it. 23 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:54,340 Thank you. 24 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,340 Thank you. 25 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:00,280 Your hot dog tastes so good. 26 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,100 The hot dogs taste so good. 27 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,900 Thanks, Frankie Schgoen's and Cleone Ro. 28 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,000 Thanks, Job. 29 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:27,760 Thank you very much. 30 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:29,960 Yeah. 31 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,660 All right. You know the crack. 32 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,520 You know how we do this. 33 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,940 What's the fucking crack? 34 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,380 How's your sack? 35 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,780 Were you ever in Iraq? 36 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:47,580 Are things back to normal now since the war? 37 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,920 I don't know. 38 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:54,920 I'd say there's still some dodgy stuff happening in Baghdad. 39 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,720 I heard the last day about Baghdadi. 40 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,420 They went inside and took him out. 41 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,400 Took him down like a dog. 42 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,360 George Bush and the boys. 43 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,280 Even though it wasn't George Bush. 44 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,580 It was Donald Trump. 45 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:15,800 Reminiscent of the time when they found Saddam Hussein in the hole in Baghdad. 46 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,880 Must have been a pain when they caught him. 47 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,320 Because he thought he'd managed to avoid them. 48 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,940 Down a hole in a white vest. 49 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,300 Watch out. There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 50 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:45,760 We'll get out. 51 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,500 Pumpkin Lips. 52 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,380 Thank you very much. 53 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,380 And Bi-Pat. 54 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,820 And Wee Joe. 55 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:55,980 And Quib. 56 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:56,780 Thank you very much. 57 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,480 That tune. 58 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:00,800 The tune just brought me back. 59 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,080 You know. 60 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,620 The tune is unreal. 61 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:14,680 Captain Zach. 62 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:16,900 Thank you very much. 63 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,900 Bye. 64 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:18,460 Bye. 65 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:18,900 Bye. 66 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,900 Bye. 67 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,900 Bye. 68 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:48,900 *Sings* 69 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:55,900 Ah, it's a shame to have to turn it down, but that's just the way it goes. In Chinatown. 70 00:06:55,900 --> 00:07:00,900 *Sings* 71 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:07,900 Grid, Gridrin, thank you very much. That's very kind of you. 72 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:12,900 *Sings* 73 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,900 Now... 74 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:34,900 *Sings* 75 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,900 Good man. 76 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:37,900 *Sings* 77 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:41,900 Thanks very much there Boots. Boots. Bootsy. 78 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:45,900 *Sings* 79 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 *Sings* 80 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,900 *Sings* 81 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:49,900 *Sings* 82 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,900 *Sings* 83 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,900 *Sings* 84 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:52,900 *Sings* 85 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 *Sings* 86 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:54,900 *Sings* 87 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,900 *Sings* 88 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:56,900 *Sings* 89 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:57,900 *Sings* 90 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:02,900 Nice relaxing game. It's a nice relaxing thing to... you'd fall asleep watching this very easily. 91 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:09,900 *Sings* 92 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,900 *Sings* 93 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900 *Sings* 94 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,900 *Sings* 95 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:19,620 who killed his father finds himself out in the back beyonds rural 96 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:28,500 fish out of water a japanese fish in a chinese pond 97 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:44,500 chinese dreams china crisis china in your hand chinese checkers 98 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,260 chinese takeaways 99 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,540 chinese fireworks 100 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:08,500 chinese flu 101 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,300 chinese crisis 102 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,860 chinese firelighters 103 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:18,820 foreign 104 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:18,820 foreign 105 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:19,540 foreign 106 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:23,540 foreign 107 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:33,220 foreign 108 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,500 foreign 109 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:50,740 Lovely herb. 110 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,220 Chinese chang. 111 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:09,220 Chinese chang. 112 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:26,460 Excuse me. 113 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,160 Welcome to the Peking Duck House. 114 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,440 Thank you for coming. 115 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,000 I want to see Mr. Wen. 116 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,080 He's up in the mountains, fetching some ducks. 117 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,740 Got it. Thanks for the tip. 118 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,060 He's up with the ducks again. 119 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,680 It's peaceful up here. 120 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:20,220 Hello, Mr. Wen. 121 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,860 Come to help out again, have you? 122 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,540 Catching ducks, you mean? 123 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:28,020 I bet you'd make some good money with those muscles of yours. 124 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,180 So, what do you say? 125 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,560 Willem Dafoe wants me to catch a few ducks. 126 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,320 So I think I will first. 127 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,900 Duck, duck catching. 128 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,740 Thank you kindly. 129 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,380 I just need to catch more ducks today, right? 130 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,480 A lot of the ducks are feeling pretty spry. 131 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,620 So don't go lollygagging. 132 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,820 Don't go lollygagging at the duck house. 133 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,400 Make sure you catch all your ducks. 134 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,120 Put all your ducks in one basket. 135 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,480 Bring the ducks home then. 136 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,680 You can look after the ducks if you want. 137 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,000 You can harvest them. 138 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,380 Harvest them for Thanksgiving out in the States. 139 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,380 *Screams* 140 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,380 *Screams* 141 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,380 *Screams* 142 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,380 *Screams* 143 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,380 *Screams* 144 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:51,360 I'm sorry. 145 00:12:51,360 --> 00:13:21,340 I'm sorry. 146 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:51,320 I'm sorry. 147 00:13:51,320 --> 00:14:03,320 I'm sorry. 148 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,320 Speed duck. 149 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,780 13 ducks in the pot. 150 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,880 65 panda bucks in the claw. 151 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:23,040 Willem Dafoe pays well for Duck. Chobu-chan, thank you very much Chobu-chan. 152 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:48,500 Gave you a little extra today. Okay, thanks. Do come back. You've been a huge help. Excuse me. You here for a job? Actually, I'm here for something else. 153 00:14:51,420 --> 00:15:18,680 I'm looking for a VIP member of the Golden Goose. You're interested in that, eh? I'm trying to get a membership myself. It's my dream to walk into the VIP room with a lady on each arm. Okay. Thanks. Thanks for the tip. I see. Thank you. Thank you. And TMZ, thanks very much. 154 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:34,940 I've seen many well-off travelers. Well-off travelers. We need to go into the Peking Duck Lounge and find a few well-off travelers who have besmirched my name. 155 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:41,840 This room is absolutely filthy. Can't they move us? Okay, okay. I'll do something about it. Just calm down, alright? 156 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:49,340 Ah, it's those-it's those creeps. It's those creeps we seen earlier on. I knew there were fucking something weird about them. 157 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,680 A pair of fucking twats. 158 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,660 Take them out. 159 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,200 We're gonna take them out. 160 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,400 Got it. Thanks for the tip. 161 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:05,860 Could he be? 162 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,900 Strange people. 163 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,580 We've seen the hotel earlier on. 164 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,520 They were as odd as two left feet. 165 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,120 Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedledum. 166 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,600 I-I had them pegged. 167 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,940 The moment they came in, I knew they were up to no good. 168 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,580 I knew they were-they were dodgeballers. 169 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,960 And that we were gonna have to eventually cross paths. 170 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,560 And one of us was-one of us was gonna fucking survive. 171 00:16:55,560 --> 00:17:10,060 Can't get up that way. Why would you not be able to fucking get up that way? 172 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,180 China feet. 173 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,160 Is Tom in this Gabriel? No, he isn't. 174 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,960 But we had a phone call to Tom back in the hotel. 175 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,800 And, uh, it was a bit of a shame, really. 176 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:24,600 It was a bit of a letdown. 177 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,960 I'm-I don't know. 178 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,720 It was a different voice. 179 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,820 So it was like you-you weren't even talking to Tom. 180 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,040 It was like some fucking Tom imposter. 181 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,300 How does this game compare to the previous RS? 182 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,460 It's the same, man. 183 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,060 It's the same. 184 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:59,640 Uh, apart from-you can't talk to absolutely everyone in the game. 185 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,280 Like, see this guy. 186 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,340 Oh, you can talk to him. 187 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,340 So you can't just talk to her. 188 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,740 Whereas in the previous two, you could talk to anyone. 189 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,600 Do they still do gulags in China? 190 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,460 Do they still do gulags in China? 191 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:16,980 I don't know, but I heard yesterday there was a-there were concentration camps out there. 192 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,100 I was on the news yesterday. 193 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,140 They-some-something blew that wide open. 194 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,980 Was it like the China cables or something? 195 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:40,760 Rich people. 196 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,800 Yeah? 197 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,040 That couple maybe? 198 00:18:43,040 --> 00:19:04,260 Two-seven. 199 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:11,260 to wall 7. 200 00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:28,540 Not in it seems. I'll ask the front desk about where they went. 201 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:39,680 Hey Boots, thank you very much. 202 00:19:39,680 --> 00:20:06,680 What do you want? Do you know where the couple in room 207 went? They didn't like their room, so they upgraded to a suite. These rich people always think they can have their way, so I made them pay extra. Ha! Which suite? Room 203. 203 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,680 203. 204 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,680 203. 205 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,680 203. 206 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:41,680 *Tonk* 207 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,680 Excuse me. 208 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,680 Oh, it's you. 209 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,680 Can I ask you a question? 210 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,680 What is it? 211 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,680 Are you a VIP member of the Golden Goose? 212 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,680 The Golden Goose? I am. What of it? 213 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,680 Could you give me a referral? 214 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,680 What? I'm about to go have the time of my life with my beloved Shui Hua, and you want me to do what? 215 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,680 Isn't that right, Shui Hua? 216 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,680 What are you babbling on about? 217 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,680 Huh? 218 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,680 This is the man who returned my bag when it was snatched. 219 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,680 The least you could do is hear him out. 220 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,680 Yes, dear. 221 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,680 Referral? A referral, was it? 222 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,680 What kind of referral did you want? 223 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,680 A referral to become a Golden Goose VIP. 224 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,680 Farfurth, thank you very much. 225 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,680 Coming, my heartburn. 226 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680 Come in, my heartburn. 227 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,680 *Sigh* 228 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,680 *Sigh* 229 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,680 *Sigh* 230 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,680 Could you wait a moment? 231 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,680 *Sigh* 232 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,680 *Sigh* 233 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,680 *Sigh* 234 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,680 *Sigh* 235 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,680 *Sigh* 236 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,680 *Sigh* 237 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,680 *Sigh* 238 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,680 *Sigh* 239 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,680 *Sigh* 240 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,680 *Sigh* 241 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,680 *Sigh* 242 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,680 *Sigh* 243 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,680 *Sigh* 244 00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,680 *Sigh* 245 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,680 *Sigh* 246 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,680 *Sigh* 247 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,680 *Sigh* 248 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,680 Cheers out there to Farfurda. 249 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,680 Hope you're keeping well, player. 250 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,680 Happy Thanksgiving. 251 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:27,320 Gobble Gobble and all the rest. Chairman Mao CCCP. Hopefully you're okay. Thanks very much for the tip. Good luck. Chang. Good Chang. 252 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:54,000 Now on to the Golden Goose. The Casino Royale in the middle of this town. Wherever this town is. Out in rural fucking China or somewhere like. 253 00:22:55,260 --> 00:23:10,300 Chinese are doing well for themselves anyway. Chinese are doing really well for themselves. I'm going to go over and see if there's any fucking forklift jobs going down here. First before we go to Chinatown. Look at this guy's. See what riff is fucking shlinging. 254 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,380 Cheers man. 255 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,840 Excuse me. 256 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:59,840 Hello. Welcome. We have the precious fruit in all of Niawu. Have a look and see what's best. 257 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,760 Do you know where New Paradise is? 258 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:15,880 New Paradise? They're up above the promenade. Do you know the game arcade that's up in the promenade? It's right across from that. 259 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,840 Okay. Thanks. 260 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,460 I just. All I wanted was some fucking garlic. 261 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:26,900 Excuse me. 262 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:32,560 Welcome. I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town. 263 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,860 Yeah. Go on. Sell us. Sell us the fruit there. That's what I wanted in the first place. 264 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:39,120 Bunch of bananas please. Thanks. 265 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:49,780 Thanks again. No problem. 266 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:49,800 No problem. 267 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:05,080 No new mic, Richard. Just it's closer to the source. 268 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:16,760 I think maybe necessary as well because if you're playing late night and you're shouting and shit. 269 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,960 I don't know. Maybe people will turn off. 270 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:28,560 Not pleasant. Not to say my voice isn't fucking pleasant or anything. 271 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,860 Needs to be kept at nice room temperature volume. Do you know what I mean? 272 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,520 Hang on. Where the fuck am I going now? 273 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:42,320 Am I going to when? 274 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,300 Might be too much breathing. 275 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:57,380 Yeah. One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. 276 00:25:58,780 --> 00:25:59,160 Bleh. 277 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,320 I move away from the mic to breathe in. 278 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:12,180 I move towards the mic to breathe out. 279 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,180 New paradise, oh yeah. 280 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,680 A few bananas in. 281 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 282 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:23,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 283 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:23,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 284 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 285 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 286 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 287 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 288 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 289 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,680 I move away from the mic to 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00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 304 00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 305 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 306 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 307 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 308 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 309 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 310 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 311 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 312 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 313 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 314 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 315 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 316 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 317 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 318 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 319 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 320 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 321 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 322 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 323 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 324 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 325 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 326 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 327 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 328 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 329 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 330 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 331 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 332 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 333 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 334 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 335 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 336 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 337 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 338 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 339 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 340 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 341 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 342 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 343 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 344 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 345 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 346 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 347 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 348 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 349 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 350 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 351 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 352 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,680 I move away from the mic to breathe out. 353 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,680 "Palice of pleasure." 354 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680 "Do you require assistance?" 355 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,680 "Yes, please. 356 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,680 Can you assist me?" 357 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,680 "I have a VIP member's referral." 358 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680 "Then please see the staff member over there." 359 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,680 "Thank you." 360 00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:08,680 You know, they could have just like tilted the camera to show you where. 361 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,680 Because I keep on going to the wrong person. 362 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,680 Maybe Guwogangquy will... 363 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,680 "Pardon me. 364 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,680 What can I do for you?" 365 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,680 "I'd like to apply for a VIP card." 366 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,680 "Please note that it will take about two months to process." 367 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,680 "What?" 368 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:34,680 "I was told that you can get a VIP card right away if you have a referral." 369 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,680 "Do you happen to have one?" 370 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680 "Yes." 371 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,680 "Please produce it now." 372 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:45,680 "It's Brandon Flowers from the Killers." 373 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,680 "Here you go." 374 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680 "Very well. 375 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,680 That will be 300 yuan." 376 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,680 "What?" 377 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,680 "You charge a fee?" 378 00:28:50,680 --> 00:29:03,680 "I collect a 300 yuan processing and handling fee." 379 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680 "Chinese hairy clam." 380 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,680 "Alright, I'll pay." 381 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,680 "I shall now issue your card. 382 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,680 Be sure to bring it with you whenever you come." 383 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:22,680 "Do you notice my health goes down when I'm inside the casino?" 384 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680 "Like, it's on a little ticker." 385 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,680 "See there, look. 386 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,680 Health bottom left of that." 387 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,680 "Why?" 388 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,680 "I'll need to see your VIP card, sir." 389 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:27,680 "Ah, my card." 390 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:27,680 "The woolen shoe." 391 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,680 "The woolen shoe." 392 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,680 "Oh, what's the way?" 393 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,680 "I'll need to see your VIP card, sir." 394 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,680 "Ah, my card." 395 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,680 "The woolen shoe." 396 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:32,680 "The woolen shoe." 397 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,680 Why? 398 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,640 I'll need to see your VIP card, sir. 399 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,000 Ah, my card. 400 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,380 The Woo Lin Shu. 401 00:29:48,380 --> 00:30:05,320 I just want to read the back of this. 402 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,180 Ah, it's in Chinese. 403 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,360 Can't read Chinese, man. 404 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,080 I'm a VIP member. 405 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,880 Many thanks, sir. 406 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,680 Enjoy yourself. 407 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,960 Thanks for the tip. 408 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:34,340 I see. 409 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,280 Big Papa Mario, thank you very much. 410 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,340 Please tell Ian Cummins that he's a leper. 411 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,680 And his farts smell like shite. 412 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,540 You're sorry and you're a leper, man. 413 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:51,880 And, uh... 414 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,880 Yeah, you're fucking... 415 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,600 Your farts smell like shite, man. 416 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,480 Sorry. 417 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:03,540 Sorry. 418 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:22,720 I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate. 419 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:28,720 Karate punk. 420 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,060 Karate punk. 421 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:33,300 But... 422 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:33,940 But... 423 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:38,960 Big bro dodged it by hair and countered him. 424 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,180 That karate wimp ran away with his tail between his legs. 425 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:47,860 We went after him, but I gotta say, he was a master at running away. 426 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,440 I guess that's the one thing karate practitioners are good at. 427 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,020 Isn't that right, bro? 428 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:55,720 Yeah. 429 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,980 I guess so. 430 00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,420 Amazing! 431 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,900 You're so strong! 432 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:02,700 Hey. 433 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,300 Hey. 434 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,120 Pick on someone your own sights. 435 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:06,440 Hey. 436 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,460 What's your problem? 437 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,820 Do it... 438 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,600 Bro, it's him again! 439 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,080 Scrap time. 440 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,360 How dare you! 441 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,000 I won't let you off easy this time! 442 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,000 Women! 443 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,000 Okay. 444 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,200 I'm a batter of these guys now. 445 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:34,980 Been training. 446 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:55,980 I'm a hammer in the middle. 447 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,480 What up? 448 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,340 You punk! 449 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:06,300 This guy! 450 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,060 You can't be serious! 451 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:11,060 Punk! 452 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,540 What's this? 453 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,580 Yelp! 454 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,480 Bothead! 455 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:39,080 I've been training, man. 456 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,720 Been training. 457 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:40,720 I've been training. 458 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:59,720 Bailube. 459 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720 Bailube. 460 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:09,720 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 461 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,720 That stuff was a blast. 462 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,720 Where do I find this office? 463 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,720 You gotta go around Hotel Niawu. 464 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,720 Draw a map. 465 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,720 Okay, but I can't draw anything until you let me go. 466 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:26,720 Come on, let go of me. 467 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,720 *Groans* 468 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,280 Hey, we better hurry! Oh boy! *Groans* 469 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,680 Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see. 470 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,480 Super Ted, thank you very much. 471 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:15,780 I hope you're giving well, men. 472 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:21,400 Jeez, my fucking health is about to go down, about to die. 473 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:51,380 I'm sorry. 474 00:35:51,380 --> 00:36:21,360 I'm sorry. 475 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,360 I'm sorry. 476 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,360 I'm sorry. 477 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360 I'm sorry. 478 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,360 I'm sorry. 479 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,360 I'm sorry. 480 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360 I'm sorry. 481 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,360 I'm sorry. 482 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,360 I'm sorry. 483 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:37,360 I'm sorry. 484 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,360 I'm sorry. 485 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,360 I'm sorry. 486 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:56,360 *sad music* 487 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,360 Okay, I think I know where it is. 488 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:15,360 *sad music* 489 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,360 *sad music* 490 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,360 Shtef, thank you very much for the tip. 491 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,360 Hope you're well. Been following Shenmui after some of the old annual leave. 492 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,360 Missed the start of the stream. Is he still a dry shite? 493 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,360 Ah, dry enough now, yeah, yeah. The game's pretty dry-like. 494 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,360 *sad music* 495 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,360 We're going around eating garlic and fucking... 496 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,360 picking herbs. 497 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,360 Fishing. 498 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,360 Fighting. 499 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360 Training with wooden dummies. 500 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360 And looking for this group. 501 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,360 Remember in the first game it was like the Mad Angels. 502 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,360 You had to go down the docks. 503 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,360 And now we found out where these fuckers are. 504 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,360 Surprise, surprise, they're down the docks. 505 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,360 *sad music* 506 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,360 Probably gonna end up having to get a job in a... 507 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,360 Forklift or something like that. 508 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360 *sad music* 509 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,360 Doing a bit of forkliftage. 510 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,360 No running in the temple anyway. 511 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,360 *sad music* 512 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,360 *sad music* 513 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,360 *sad music* 514 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,360 *sad music* 515 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,360 *sad music* 516 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,360 *sad music* 517 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,360 *sad music* 518 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,360 *sad music* 519 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,360 *sad music* 520 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,360 The action is staggering. 521 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,360 The pace is relentless. 522 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,360 It's a pumping powerhouse of a game. 523 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,360 A real... 524 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,360 blockbuster. 525 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:45,440 If you could call it that. 526 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:51,240 You have to eat a lot of bananas as well. Or garlic. 527 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,740 She is the fruit lady. 528 00:38:53,740 --> 00:39:23,120 Bye. Thank you very much, Captain Sack. Thank you very much. Was that mystical magic theme with the sword in the rock at the end of 2 ever explained on yet? Maybe it will be soon enough. 529 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:30,120 Not now anyways. If it has, then... I missed it. 530 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:37,120 Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see. 531 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:44,120 Thank you very much, Boxes of Cobra Toxic. 532 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:51,120 I'm looking for some sailors. 533 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:58,120 I'm looking for some sailors. 534 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:05,120 Maybe... 535 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,120 Maybe yeah. 536 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:37,100 Maybe yeah. 537 00:40:37,100 --> 00:41:07,080 Maybe yeah. 538 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:12,080 Changzhu root is pretty hard to come by. 539 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,080 I've had a lot of licorice. 540 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,080 A lot of bellflower. 541 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,080 A lot of jujube. 542 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:27,080 Peace. 543 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,080 Peace. 544 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,080 Peace. 545 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,080 Peace. 546 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080 Peace. 547 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,080 Peace. 548 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,080 Peace. 549 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,080 Peace. 550 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,080 Peace. 551 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,080 Peace. 552 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,080 Peace. 553 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,080 Peace. 554 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080 Peace. 555 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,080 Peace. 556 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,080 Peace. 557 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,080 Peace. 558 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080 Peace. 559 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080 Peace. 560 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,080 Peace. 561 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,080 Peace. 562 00:41:49,080 --> 00:42:10,200 Excuse me, thanks for the tip. I see. Thanks very much clone. I'll give you the recap of what happened after we have this battle now. 563 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:35,320 Boss! This is him! The Japanese guy who got in our way! You've got some guts to barge in here on your own. Where's Yuen? Yuen? That half croaked geezer, or that hard-ass grandpa? 564 00:42:35,320 --> 00:43:05,320 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 565 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:35,300 I'm not going to die. 566 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,300 Come on. 567 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,300 What's with this guy? 568 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,300 Come on. 569 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,300 Take this. 570 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:59,300 What's with this guy? 571 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,300 Whoops. 572 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,300 Damn. 573 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,300 You're getting on my nerves. 574 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:15,300 You're getting on my nerves. 575 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,300 You're getting on my nerves. 576 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:29,300 What's with this guy? 577 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:33,300 You're training man. 578 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,300 That's what's with me. 579 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:45,300 Get back to the down jaw with you. 580 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,300 None of you interrupt. 581 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,300 Back to the down jaw with you. 582 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,300 Who's this lad? 583 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:57,300 I don't want to fight this guy. 584 00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:59,300 I have no snake power on me. 585 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,300 Might need to go and get some snake power. 586 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,300 Snake power. 587 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,300 Snake power man. 588 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,300 Excuse me. 589 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,300 Thanks for the tip. 590 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,300 Dahi. 591 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,300 Thank you very much. 592 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,300 I hope you're keeping well. 593 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,300 I hope you're keeping well. 594 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,300 Thank you very much. 595 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,300 This is a bit of a shit show now. 596 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,300 I'm going to have to go and get some fucking snake juice. 597 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:44,380 Snake juice. 598 00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:58,660 Off you go. 599 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,980 Train more before you come back. 600 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,940 Train more. 601 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,580 Train more before you come back. 602 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:14,040 Yet I nearly had them all. 603 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,640 It's all about the snake juice now. 604 00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,860 And I've got enough money together through gambling. 605 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,020 Through fishing. 606 00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:23,540 Through collecting herbs. 607 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:23,920 Selling. 608 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:24,800 Wheeler dealing. 609 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,620 I just go back again in the morning with some fucking snake juice. 610 00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:34,760 Is she crying is she? 611 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,460 Yo whooped. 612 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,040 I went to the Red Snake's hideout. 613 00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,460 They're a hideout? 614 00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:47,660 I heard Mr. Yan was there. 615 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,120 So. 616 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,840 My father? 617 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,100 But I didn't see him anywhere. 618 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:56,720 I have to defeat their leader. 619 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280 No matter what it takes. 620 00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,180 Are you? 621 00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:01,500 Yo. 622 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,340 He's gushed. 623 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:05,620 He's kinda de gushed. 624 00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:06,280 This is nothing. 625 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:07,660 I'll be fine. 626 00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:37,640 *music* 627 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:50,640 *music* 628 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,640 Thanks very much Kev. 629 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,640 Yeti to Johnston's wireless printer. 630 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,640 And Rich and Rob no doubt watched. 631 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,640 *music* 632 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,640 Look at you, finally proving useful. 633 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,640 You might want to brush up on your fighting skills a bit though. 634 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,640 Still, you did good man. 635 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,640 I don't want to hear it. 636 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640 Leave the rest to me. 637 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,640 I feel like I've finally gotten my bearings. 638 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,640 Give me a call when you head for the hideout. 639 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,640 I'll be waiting up on the second floor of the ferry terminal. 640 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,640 Don't forget, I'm serious man. 641 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640 Got it. 642 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:36,640 *music* 643 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,640 Excuse me. 644 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640 Thanks for the tip. 645 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640 I see. 646 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,640 Chinese herb. 647 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,640 Thanks for the tip. 648 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,640 Thoughts on the dead sheep situation in the Black Sea. 649 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,640 Think it might have been an inside job. 650 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,640 Dead sheep. 651 00:48:53,640 --> 00:49:00,640 dead sheep. 652 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:07,640 dead sheep. 653 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:14,640 dead sheep. 654 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:20,640 dead sheep. 655 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:26,640 dead sheep. 656 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,640 dead sheep. 657 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:36,640 dead sheep. 658 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:45,440 Red snakes. 659 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,940 Let's do it. 660 00:49:47,940 --> 00:50:17,740 Hey. Hey, you punks! Show yourselves! I'll be fighting you this time. I'm not like the weakling you fought before. Hey. Who the hell? 661 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:47,540 Who the hell is this? With you. Back to the snake. Shut your... It's a bit loud, sorry. Stop cowering and get 'em. You schmucks. We don't do it. Shit. Should've got a bit of garlic. Didn't even get any garlic. 662 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:57,340 Doesn't matter. I can't pull in this. Nice one. 663 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:35,140 Absolutely leather and left. Left, right and center. Towers of Shang and everything. 664 00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:44,940 Stay up! Absolutely sandy, sandy. Do you think someone did a remix of it? 665 00:51:52,940 --> 00:52:00,740 These guys are nothing. How did you lose to them again? Maybe you've lost your touch or something? Huh? Hey. Huh? 666 00:52:00,740 --> 00:52:01,740 Huh? 667 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,740 Whoa! 668 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:05,740 *Gunshot* 669 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,380 Who is this guy? He's a monster! 670 00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,180 Watch out, there's a fucking tiger jack coming down! We're going! 671 00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:35,180 *Gunshot* 672 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,180 Huh? 673 00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:39,180 Huh? 674 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:41,180 Huh? 675 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:43,180 Huh? 676 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:45,180 Huh? 677 00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:47,180 Huh? 678 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:49,180 Huh? 679 00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:51,180 Huh? 680 00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,180 Fuck. 681 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,180 Still gonna need that snake juice. 682 00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:20,180 kills. 683 00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:46,180 There's no way we can take this gorilla. 684 00:53:46,180 --> 00:54:04,180 Let's get out of here. 685 00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:05,180 Collapsible baton. 686 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:08,180 Go and get the collapsible baton down the pawn shop. 687 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:09,180 Wowza. 688 00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:23,180 That was a close one. 689 00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:33,180 Who would have thought you hooked up with a girl? 690 00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:35,180 Leo, who is he? 691 00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:38,180 Oh, this is Ren. 692 00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:39,180 MC Ren. 693 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:42,180 So, you've already told her stories about me, huh? 694 00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:45,180 But that doesn't mean you can leave me in the dark. 695 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,180 Where did you meet a girl like this? 696 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,180 Hmm? 697 00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:52,180 What's the matter, Ren? 698 00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,180 Uh, never mind. 699 00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:55,180 It's none of my business. 700 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:57,180 I'll see you around. 701 00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,180 Seriously, that guy. 702 00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:01,180 Maybe we should turn in for the night. 703 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,180 Sure. 704 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,180 Watch out! 705 00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:04,180 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! 706 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:05,180 We'll get out! 707 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,180 Good night. 708 00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:07,180 Good night. 709 00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:08,720 Maybe we should turn in for the night. 710 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,480 Sure. 711 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,840 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 712 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,280 Good night. 713 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:36,920 Hey, you. 714 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,080 Yes. 715 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:40,520 You need to pay for your room tonight. 716 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,380 Don't tell me you don't have any cash. 717 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,780 No, I do. 718 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,740 Ah, thank you. 719 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:53,360 Peace. 720 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,000 Story development. 721 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,440 Peace. 722 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,340 I won't be worth anything if I don't eat. 723 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,960 Get some sleep lead. 724 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:35,820 *music* 725 00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:49,820 *music* The pace has dropped too much Kev is it? There's nothing I can do about that Kev. The pace is dictated by the game. There's nothing I can do about that. 726 00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:57,700 Punches and kicks didn't work at all. It's like we were fighting an actual bear. 727 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,920 Well, come on, tight lips. Think of something. 728 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:08,560 Everybody's got a weakness. I'm sure of it. What is his style? 729 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:12,320 Yeah, he had a weird-looking stance. 730 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:14,920 I've never seen it before. 731 00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:19,340 He even used some moves that resembled animals. 732 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:24,560 If we figure out his style, we might be able to find a way to beat him. 733 00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:26,780 You know any martial arts experts? 734 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,780 An expert? 735 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:34,760 I should talk to Mr. Shur. 736 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:40,420 Hmm. 737 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,800 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 738 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,320 Thanks very much, Glugaski. 739 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,480 Was there really a dead sheep situation in the Black Sea? 740 00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,740 Or was that... 741 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,680 Was that a joke? 742 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:28,320 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 743 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,140 Absolutely sending it. Thank you very much. 744 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,000 Shout out to Kev. 745 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:35,640 Merion Road. 746 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,000 A real G. 747 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:40,380 All the best, Kev. 748 00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:49,200 While we're on the way to Mr. Shoesgaff. 749 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,120 I don't want to listen to this... 750 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,980 Music they've laid out for me. 751 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:57,820 So maybe... 752 00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:01,020 I took the liberty after the last game, after the last stream ended there. 753 00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,120 I, uh... 754 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,640 Didn't switch off the console and record it for a couple of minutes. 755 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,040 You know what I recorded, right? 756 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,040 I, uh... 757 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040 I, uh... 758 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:42,020 Thank you. 759 00:59:42,020 --> 01:00:12,000 Thank you. 760 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Thank you. 761 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 John. 762 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 You're 38. 763 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Bleeding pillow white. 764 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Bleeding pillow white. 765 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Some of that. 766 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:40,000 Some of that. 767 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Some of that. 768 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Mr. Shur. 769 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 Oh. 770 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Hey there. 771 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Let's have a round. 772 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 I'll talk after that. 773 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 Thanks very much Johnson. 774 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Tell Kev Collins I'll see him at work tomorrow. 775 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Few directors to check. 776 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Don't know what that means man. 777 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:22,000 But hopefully all is well as we enter the Thunderdroid. 778 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Against Percy pudding. 779 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Oh. 780 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 X-X circle circle. 781 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 X-X circle circle. 782 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Oh my. 783 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,000 Fucking shitty head. 784 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:50,000 again 785 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:11,520 slowly it's fetched furiously fetched 786 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:25,520 hahaha 787 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:47,680 don't say you don't say i'm sure he said something chinese there but it sounded like you don't say 788 01:02:51,600 --> 01:03:00,400 kung fu away boys kung fu away thunder pam away boys thunder pam away 789 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:11,840 excuse me thanks for the tip i see valtteri bottas thank you very much for your kind and generous tip 790 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:21,120 from an f1 racer this pace is sufficient you say power on young blood so uh don't know cuz i'd like 791 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:29,680 to ask you about a kung fu style thanks very much man sure what's up it uses a peculiar stance that's 792 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:36,240 so the guy kept his head low and his arms raised behind him do you know what the style is called 793 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:45,520 no idea there were animal movements mixed in oh then that's easy if it was a monkey that's monkey 794 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:55,360 fist crane is white crane a tiger is tiger fist snake that's snake style and giraffe that's 795 01:03:55,360 --> 01:04:03,520 excuse me thanks for the tip i see lindy thank you very much do you know any experts in martial arts 796 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:10,640 i do hope you're well my kofu master your master yep would you tell me who that is 797 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:20,160 red master patience you can find him at the harbor thank you so much come and spar with me again 798 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:42,160 sure thing the fist of the snake 799 01:04:42,160 --> 01:05:00,080 rory samson how are you i'm not too bad thanks very much for watching 800 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:07,120 all the best all the best beat your gorilla jish in the night 801 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:23,840 four towers of chan please it's basically three liters four towers of chan please 802 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:34,000 excuse me thanks for the tip jimmy juice i see thank you very much jimmy juices how are you just 803 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:40,080 what's the story how are you rory is your name rory or jimmy juices jimmy juices 804 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,160 thanks very much thanks very much thanks very much 805 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:57,280 it's hard sometimes find the light to carry on i know i can find it if i try 806 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,080 i know i can find it i won't die 807 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:11,920 uh 808 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:20,800 what what what what video is about sending it all right the the voicemail did you not hear it 809 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,120 uh i don't know where where you can find it now man i got fucking sent it 810 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,200 i don't know where you can find it just uh 811 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,800 i don't know where you can find it just uh 812 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,520 i don't know where you can find it just uh 813 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,640 i don't know where you can find it just uh 814 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,840 i don't know where you can find it just uh 815 01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:56,960 i don't know where you can find it just uh oh yeah just google sending it voicemail black rock you should get a result that works 816 01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:26,800 thanks very much jimmy juice 817 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:35,680 jesus excuse me thanks for the tip i see and the 36 chambers of sending it thanks very much 818 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:52,560 thanks for the tip 819 01:07:52,560 --> 01:08:01,440 kevin carlin thanks for the tip very kind of you you know it 820 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:05,440 horseplay 821 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:18,320 horseplay 822 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:25,200 thanks very much 823 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:29,200 uh 824 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,200 fish and war war 825 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:44,080 and 826 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:56,960 big 827 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:09,840 big 828 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:22,720 big 829 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:35,600 big 830 01:09:35,600 --> 01:10:05,340 Excuse me. 831 01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:06,920 Thanks for the tip. 832 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:07,780 Samantha. 833 01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:08,240 I see. 834 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,300 Thank you very much, Samantha. 835 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,240 I see. 836 01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:17,880 Oh, why are we missing out on here? 837 01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:20,920 Could be a brand new tune. 838 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:22,220 It's classer. 839 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:23,700 But it's not. 840 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:27,680 Grandmaster Bay. 841 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,680 Why do you call me Grandmaster? 842 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,720 I heard you talk shir, Kung Fu. 843 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,200 I heard you talk shite. 844 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,620 I heard you talk shite, Kung Fu. 845 01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:37,760 I did. 846 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:39,840 Watch out. 847 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:41,220 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 848 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:41,640 We'll get out. 849 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,500 It uses a particular stance. 850 01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,260 Go on. 851 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:52,480 He kept his head low and his arms raised behind him. 852 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,080 Do you know what this style is called? 853 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:54,660 Thanks, man. 854 01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,780 Why do you seek this information? 855 01:10:59,980 --> 01:11:02,160 A friend was kidnapped by the Red Snakes. 856 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,140 The Red Snakes, you say. 857 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,880 I want to know the style their leader uses. 858 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:08,680 Their shite. 859 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,180 If I knew his style, I could potentially find a weakness. 860 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,320 Exploit the weakness. 861 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,100 So you wish to land armor. 862 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,440 Thank you very much as well. 863 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:16,540 Yeah. 864 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:23,880 I'm sure you of all people understand that martial arts cannot be learned overnight. 865 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,880 You must really have your back against the wall. 866 01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:33,300 If you know, please, tell me. 867 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:41,140 Even if there was a technique, you must possess the basics to be able to use it. 868 01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,900 Then test me, please. 869 01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,080 I suppose a friendly spar would help to pass the time. 870 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,040 A friendly spar. 871 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,640 Break his fucking face. 872 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,840 Into two. 873 01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,360 If a fish jumps, so shall the water jump. 874 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:11,660 It is just the law of nature. It is unreasonable to fight it. 875 01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:27,380 Be a tree in the wind. 876 01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:28,620 Go with the flow. 877 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,260 Hmm. 878 01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:41,960 A long time ago, martial arts were banned. 879 01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:48,860 But humans are interesting creatures. 880 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,040 They practiced in secret, away from prying eyes and became stronger. 881 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,460 One even practiced atop this very boat. 882 01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:01,540 Non-trend survived the ban and was passed on in this way. 883 01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:03,540 I don't know. 884 01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:05,540 I don't know. 885 01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:07,540 *Gasp* 886 01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:18,540 Your kung fu is lacking. 887 01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:23,540 Excuse me, Grand Master. 888 01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:26,540 Train more in kung fu before you come back. 889 01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:29,540 I'll spar with you anytime you like. 890 01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:31,540 Philosophizing as he slapping you. 891 01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:33,540 Thank you, Grand Master. 892 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:50,740 Hey, Xinhua. 893 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,720 What is it, Yeo? 894 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,160 Do you remember the cormorant fisherman at the dock? 895 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:57,840 A fisherman? 896 01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,020 Oh, yes. 897 01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:01,060 We saw him when we arrived in Niawu. 898 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,320 It turns out he's a martial arts master. 899 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,700 A master? That's impressive. 900 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:09,780 I know. 901 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,520 So, is he going to help us? 902 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,280 Well, we sparred. 903 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:20,660 But he said my kung fu wasn't good enough to teach me anything. 904 01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:22,640 I see. 905 01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:25,320 So, what do we do now? 906 01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:27,580 I've got to get better at kung fu. 907 01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:28,920 The same thing we do every day. 908 01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,360 Sure, I'm level 25, man. 909 01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:34,900 I don't need to get better for no man or beast. 910 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,900 I'm going to go back to the room. 911 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:40,220 I'm fucking well trained in the art of martial art. 912 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:43,320 25 levels, man. 913 01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:45,660 25 chambers of death. 914 01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:54,840 I need a few fucking bottles of snake and I'll fucking lift him off the ground. 915 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:02,420 Bit of sleep first, you know. 916 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,060 Why is she fucking... 917 01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:09,440 Just take an upfront payment so I don't have to pay every night. 918 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:09,980 I'm going to be home tonight. 919 01:15:09,980 --> 01:15:10,000 I'm going to be home tonight. 920 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I'm going to be home tonight. 921 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I'm going to be home tonight. 922 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,000 I'm going to be home tonight. 923 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,840 Don't tell me you don't have any cash. 924 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:15,280 No, I do. 925 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:19,220 Ah, thank you. 926 01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:29,660 I've got to eat something. 927 01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:44,360 Thanks for the tip. 928 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:45,740 I see. 929 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,900 Andrew and Dob from tip. 930 01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:48,780 Thank you very much. 931 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:50,000 Thank you. 932 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,200 I hope you're well. 933 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:06,060 Back to this fight with three bottles of Chang. 934 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,020 Three bottles of Chang. 935 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:10,980 Fight. 936 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,620 Full HP, XP. 937 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:14,620 Garlic it up. 938 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,340 Five cloves of garlic in the back pocket. 939 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,560 Five bulbs, sorry. 940 01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:20,980 Three bottles of snake Chang. 941 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,380 That cormorant fisherman is a grandmaster? 942 01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:30,340 Huh. 943 01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:32,620 I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover. 944 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,080 So. 945 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,120 Thank you very much. 946 01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:35,720 I see. 947 01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:36,900 I see. 948 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:38,320 Heavy petting. 949 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:38,820 Heavy petting. 950 01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:38,820 Thank you. 951 01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:40,360 He didn't tell me. 952 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,600 Does that fisherman even know? 953 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:45,700 I'm not sure. 954 01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:48,820 I sparred with the grandmaster. 955 01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:50,820 And he said my kung fu was lacking. 956 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,680 But it'd do me no good to know. 957 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:55,460 You idiot. 958 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:59,000 You can still win even if you don't have enough kung fu. 959 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:00,840 Really? 960 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,680 Hold on. 961 01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:04,860 Hey. 962 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,100 Is there anywhere you can learn kung fu? 963 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:11,120 At some school or dojo, I suppose. 964 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,800 Oh, there might be a martial arts expert there. 965 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:19,580 Well, go look for a place that teaches kung fu. 966 01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:20,600 Good idea. 967 01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:21,800 Sure I've been. 968 01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:23,060 I'm fucking class, man. 969 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:23,880 I can beat everyone. 970 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:30,880 *music* 971 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:53,880 *music* 972 01:17:53,880 --> 01:18:20,880 Where would fella get snake power this time and day? Time and place? I don't need it anyway, I just need bananas. Bananas please. No messing around. Just give me the bananas. No time to chat. Bananas now. Stat. I needed bananas ten minutes ago. 973 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,880 *music* 974 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:28,880 Bunch of them. Ten bunches of bananas. Ninety. Ninety quid. 975 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,880 *music* 976 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,880 Thanks again. 977 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,880 Thanks but no thanks. 978 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,880 *music* 979 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:38,880 *music* 980 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:42,880 I see. Michael, Michael Glowman. Thanks very much. 981 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,880 *music* 982 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,880 *music* 983 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,880 *music* 984 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:52,880 *music* 985 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:58,880 *music* 986 01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,880 *music* 987 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,880 *music* 988 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,880 *music* 989 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,880 *music* 990 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:04,880 *music* 991 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,880 *music* 992 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,880 *music* 993 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,880 *music* 994 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,880 *music* 995 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,880 *music* 996 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,880 *music* 997 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,880 *music* 998 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:18,880 *music* 999 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,880 *music* 1000 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,880 *music* 1001 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,540 for the game Shenmuezy. 1002 01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:28,900 Japanese Mads Mikkelsen. 1003 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:32,900 Round of applause, please, for Japanese Mads Mikkelsen. 1004 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,340 Excuse me. 1005 01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,240 Are you here to train? 1006 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:39,580 Yeah. 1007 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,760 Actually, I have a question. 1008 01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:45,040 Oh? And what might that be? 1009 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:46,900 It's about Kung Fu. 1010 01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:50,580 Ah. Then you've come to the right person. 1011 01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:59,860 I had a run-in with a martial artist that uses an unorthodox style. 1012 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:01,520 Unorthodox? 1013 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,080 Yeah. There were animal movements mixed in. 1014 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:06,720 Animal movements? 1015 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,140 Yeah, like an old cat. 1016 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:11,700 Yeah. I was wondering if you could identify it. 1017 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,900 This martial artist, do you know who he is or where he's from? 1018 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:21,900 Oh, um... 1019 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,440 He's the Red Snakes big guy. 1020 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:25,900 Red Snakes? 1021 01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:28,940 He got an undergrad in UL in Arts. 1022 01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:30,860 Martial Arts. 1023 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,060 Good luck. 1024 01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:54,300 Thanks for the tip. 1025 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:55,600 I see. 1026 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,220 Force. 1027 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,660 Me old kindred spirit. 1028 01:20:58,780 --> 01:20:59,820 Thank you very much for that. 1029 01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:02,400 Hmm. 1030 01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:04,700 He just told us something that I need to know there. 1031 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:05,800 Have you come to train? 1032 01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,340 You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy. 1033 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:11,820 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1034 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,940 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1035 01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:17,780 What will you do? 1036 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,580 Come back again. 1037 01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:24,920 You're welcome here anytime. 1038 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,520 We're not going anywhere. 1039 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,600 Excuse me. 1040 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,320 For fuck's sake. 1041 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:32,520 For fuck's sake. 1042 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:36,100 You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy. 1043 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,580 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1044 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:40,460 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1045 01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:41,560 Dara, thank you very much. 1046 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:42,700 I see. 1047 01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:44,440 What will you do? 1048 01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:48,580 You say, Francis Kung Fu is fake news. 1049 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,540 Come back again. 1050 01:21:49,540 --> 01:21:53,780 A bit of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and some Queen's Rules for all them champs. 1051 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:54,620 We're not going anywhere. 1052 01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:56,840 I'll keep that in mind, Dara. 1053 01:21:56,900 --> 01:21:57,200 Thanks. 1054 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:00,820 Excuse me. 1055 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,340 Thanks for the tip. 1056 01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:03,700 I see. 1057 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,200 But do you like coconuts? 1058 01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:07,620 Thank you very much. 1059 01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:10,280 Thank you very much for that. 1060 01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:11,520 I appreciate that. 1061 01:22:12,020 --> 01:22:13,480 Would you ever do Vipers View again? 1062 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,980 At some stage, something's going to have to happen, you know? 1063 01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:25,280 Because I've been fucking trying to chase chickens and ducks in a virtual world. 1064 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:33,480 There's only so much of that before you need to sink your teeth into some reality bites again. 1065 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:34,820 Thanks for the tip. 1066 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:36,600 Appreciate it. 1067 01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:38,060 Thanks for watching. 1068 01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:55,400 I'll open the book and then didn't learn anything at Wu Shen Ha. 1069 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,260 Look for another place. 1070 01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:59,840 Tell you, there's a fucking dojo down the back of this place. 1071 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,360 There might be someone down there. 1072 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,220 I'll tell you, there's another place. 1073 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,200 I'll tell you another. 1074 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:11,500 There's another place down at the groovy tune gap. 1075 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:20,500 Which we might hear a little bit of right now. 1076 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:44,500 Thanks, Piper. 1077 01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:48,260 Because of these streams, I started playing Shenmue we won yesterday. 1078 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,100 Thank you, Rotten Hedge. 1079 01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:56,220 Hope that you are enjoying these streams. 1080 01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:57,940 Thanks for watching. 1081 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:27,400 It's gotta pop-a-doodle-doo. Walk through the temple, don't run, or we're gonna come and kill you. Ring the bell, light the candle, and cook that pot. Stir the soup inside the pot, it's really hot, don't let it stick to the side. When you get outside, you can run for your life. 1082 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:56,740 Climb the steps all the way to the top of the temple, the Chinese temple, yeah, babe. Ah, fuckin' chewing, man. 1083 01:24:56,740 --> 01:25:05,740 I think I was on some serious shit, man. Oh, yeah, and the chewing left me, and I had the fuckin' skills to pay the bills, like... 1084 01:25:07,740 --> 01:25:10,740 Hang on, we'll get to it in the real part anyway now. Oh. 1085 01:25:10,740 --> 01:25:11,240 Oh. 1086 01:25:20,740 --> 01:25:21,740 Here we are. 1087 01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:37,740 This looks like somewhere you'd fuckin' have an old fight. There's no one... you get better. 1088 01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:44,740 There's no one... you get better. 1089 01:25:44,740 --> 01:26:03,460 I fucked it up, I don't know where I'm going, I went the wrong place. Where is there another 1090 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:14,720 fucking dojo or is there another temple is it? This girl. It's the... 1091 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:19,640 most requested directions aimed at this girl here just by proxy because of where she's standing. 1092 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,060 Do you have a minute? Direction NPC. 1093 01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:36,780 Do you know of any kung fu training grounds? Kung fu? Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. I always hear strange yelling and banging coming from there. Gotcha. 1094 01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:42,580 Do we go to the Mooran Cafe before? Is that the Mooran Cafe down there? That's not the Mooran. Or is the Mooran down there? Is that Mooran? 1095 01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:48,380 Are you Mooran, man? Fuckin' Mickey Mooran. 1096 01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:55,180 Fuckin' Mickey Mooran. 1097 01:26:55,180 --> 01:27:03,520 Da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1098 01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:09,320 Fuckin' Mickey Mooran. 1099 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:13,120 fucking Mickey Mooran 1100 01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:27,600 that bad that better brain slug thank you very much very kind you missed a bit 1101 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:32,080 what happened since you were chasing the ducks we are we're hot on the tail of 1102 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:37,140 the fucking red dragons or whatever they're called man gonna decapitate the 1103 01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:43,160 man gonna lacerate them where's more Moran 1104 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:59,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, 1105 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:09,160 you know, you know it's right, you know it's right, Tuesday night. 1106 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:17,160 Here we go again, down the street, will this ever end? 1107 01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:25,160 Lot aren't up the hats, how about that? 1108 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:35,160 This is the fucking mooran, is it? Is this the mooran? 1109 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:41,160 Make your way up to the second floor and get yourself some prizes. 1110 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,160 Where's the mooran man? 1111 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:45,160 Do you know of any places where I could practice kung fu? 1112 01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:51,160 Kung fu? You mean the martial art? Couldn't you just go to the mooran cafe? 1113 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,160 Okay, thanks. 1114 01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:09,160 The mooran cafe is over that bridge. 1115 01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:15,160 Da da da, ba ba ba. 1116 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:25,160 Is this the mooran, is it? Can I fight here? 1117 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,160 Excuse me? 1118 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,160 Looking for a quick hit? 1119 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:33,160 Welcome to the newest hotspot in Yahoo, the mooran cafe. 1120 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,160 The mooran cafe. 1121 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,160 I see. 1122 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,160 Derek Corcoran, thank you very much. 1123 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:41,160 Hope you're enjoying the lovely atmosphere of the game and the pace hasn't got you shook. 1124 01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:43,160 Do you know of anywhere I could practice kung fu? 1125 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,160 Really enjoying the streams, thank you very much for watching. 1126 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:46,160 Kung fu, huh? 1127 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,160 You've come to the right place. 1128 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,160 Huh? 1129 01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,160 We offer kung fu practice sessions. 1130 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:58,160 The owner can fill you in. 1131 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:28,160 Animalistic behavior. Animalistic tendencies. Animalistic violence. 1132 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,160 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jack coming down. Get out! 1133 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:38,160 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? 1134 01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:41,160 Cause that stuff is a blast. 1135 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:49,160 I did say I'm not good enough at Kung Fu. Maybe I should give it a shot. 1136 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:55,160 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1137 01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,160 I see. 1138 01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,160 Thanks very much the lonely donkey. 1139 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,160 Thanks for watching. And supporting. 1140 01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:10,160 Just had my Erasmus Grant come through. 1141 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:13,160 Thought I'd spread the love. Thanks very much. 1142 01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,160 I hope you're keeping well. 1143 01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,160 And that the Erasmus is going grand. 1144 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,160 Where are you erasing? 1145 01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:23,160 Did you fucking erase anyone yet? 1146 01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,160 Over yonder. 1147 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:28,160 Do you listen to Erasure do you? 1148 01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,160 On the Erasmus. 1149 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,160 On the Erasmus. 1150 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:34,160 Erasmus in Kowloon. 1151 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:39,160 Kowloon City at night. 1152 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:52,160 Amazing speed. Amazing pace. 1153 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,160 Bit of squats. 1154 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:09,160 I should see where else martial artists gather. 1155 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,160 Something I can help you with. 1156 01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,160 Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here? 1157 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,160 Probably over at Liu Ha Hall. 1158 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:20,160 A lot of people go to train under the instructors there. 1159 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,160 Liu Ha Hall. 1160 01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,160 Yeah I was there already. They're shy. 1161 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,160 Excuse me. 1162 01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,160 Thanks for the tip. 1163 01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:26,160 I see. 1164 01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:31,160 Randy Landy. Thank you very much. 1165 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:36,160 Kung Fu needs to get feral but the stream is strong. Thank you very much. 1166 01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,160 There's a nice fat beat coming up. 1167 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,160 Slap beat is it? 1168 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:41,160 Slap bass. 1169 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:46,160 These lads are gonna get a fucking schlap face soon enough. 1170 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,160 Slap bass. 1171 01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,160 Slap bass. 1172 01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,160 Slap bass. 1173 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:51,160 Slap bass. 1174 01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:52,160 Here we go again. 1175 01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:53,160 Here we go again. 1176 01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,160 Number 10. 1177 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,160 Mmm. 1178 01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:56,160 Alright. 1179 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,160 Big Papa Mario. Thank you very much for the three-year-old. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1180 01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,160 she's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1181 01:32:58,160 --> 01:32:59,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1182 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1183 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1184 01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:02,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1185 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1186 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1187 01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:05,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1188 01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1189 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,160 She's a deadly tussle. Tell K-Ton to the beat. 1190 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:24,800 Big Papa Mario, thank you very much for the three euro. 1191 01:33:25,540 --> 01:33:30,080 Tell Kate she's a deadly tattooer even though she's a South Sider that watches X-Files and 1192 01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,680 Sisters a fucking ride. 1193 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,860 Can't believe I just read that out. 1194 01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:38,580 I am with the shout. 1195 01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,260 Back through the tape. 1196 01:33:46,260 --> 01:33:47,220 Big Papa Mario. 1197 01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:54,520 Big Papa Mario. 1198 01:33:54,520 --> 01:34:19,240 so deal winton's supermarket sweep is is this place now deal winton's are you japanese branch 1199 01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:24,360 of supermarkets that he had after he was big in japan supermarket sweep was massive in japan 1200 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:33,720 any snake any snake no carrot juice 1201 01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:48,280 fuck it man nothing in here man tuna fiver 120 hp ah fuck that jade man it's rubbish man 1202 01:34:52,360 --> 01:35:06,360 shite hurry back soon wish time 1203 01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:25,320 excuse me welcome to niawu pharmacy your medicinal one-stop shop whatever your ailment we have the 1204 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:25,800 remedy 1205 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:36,360 do you know where i could practice kung fu did you say kung fu why don't you try leo ha ha 1206 01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:43,720 ah i just want to buy a snake oil please thanks very much it's right up ahead snake oil in the bottom 1207 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:50,760 martial arts instructor who occasionally buys his medication there he's very round which is to say 1208 01:35:50,760 --> 01:36:02,200 he's my type is that so thank you is that so uh snake juice whatever your ailment we have the remedy 1209 01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:13,080 we also purchase herbs from collectors 1210 01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:18,680 probably get it cheaper somewhere else 1211 01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:26,120 come back anytime i'd say you can get a 20 quid cheaper somewhere else 1212 01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:37,880 shen washi over here what's the crack hey shenhua yes rio 1213 01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:47,080 i'm looking for a place to practice i know where i'm going like oh really yeah did you see any place 1214 01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,880 like that in town skip now that you mention it 1215 01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:59,880 crocodile so you have well i saw some people practicing near a big temple which temple was that 1216 01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:08,760 the one past the street lined with shops ah up the hill past the promenade got it i'll go take a look 1217 01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:09,960 good luck 1218 01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:26,200 we've got a nice selection and just so you know we also buy medicinal herbs 1219 01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:44,200 thanks for the tip i see sunny crockett thank you very much 1220 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:52,600 we protect the privacy of all of our customers 1221 01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:58,280 rip off rip off china 1222 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:07,160 fucking robbie blind up there man you get that snake juice somewhere else cheaper i'd say 1223 01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:21,400 one of the shitty stalls down by the fishing village or something 1224 01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:37,800 crack crack hi mr sure well look who it is did you find grandmaster bay 1225 01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:47,800 yeah but he said i don't know enough kung fu which is true i don't know anything about it level 25 1226 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:57,080 i see i see level 25 probably level 26. i figured someone around here might know about kung fu 1227 01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:07,080 well as you can probably tell i'm your only hope yeah i guess so hey don't sound so disappointed 1228 01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:19,880 come on let's have a little sparring match what you should bear with this cut 1229 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:24,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1230 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:29,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1231 01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:34,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1232 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1233 01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:44,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1234 01:39:44,880 --> 01:40:10,880 I'm not sure how to do this. 1235 01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:15,880 You're going down then. You're going down to Chinatown. 1236 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:19,880 Which is all around us because we're in China. 1237 01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,880 Thanks for the yetis. 1238 01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:31,880 Appreciate the support. 1239 01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:35,880 Those yetis are from the heart, I can tell. 1240 01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,880 Solid yeti. 1241 01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,880 Slow-mo there, man. 1242 01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:47,880 Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see. 1243 01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:52,880 Sunny crocket. 1244 01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:53,880 Thank you. 1245 01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:54,880 There's a ride on the yacht. 1246 01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:56,880 Oh yeah. 1247 01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:57,880 Loving the silky smooth tune. 1248 01:40:57,880 --> 01:40:58,880 That reminds me of my own theme. 1249 01:40:58,880 --> 01:40:59,880 Any chance you could queue that one up? 1250 01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:00,880 What's that? 1251 01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:01,880 Sunny crocket. 1252 01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:02,880 Sunny crocket. 1253 01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:02,880 Level 25. 1254 01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:03,880 Attack level 14. 1255 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:04,880 Endurance 12. 1256 01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:06,880 I don't think any tune is going to beat that one to be honest, Sunny. 1257 01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:07,880 There's nothing I want to hear more than that tune again. 1258 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:07,880 And it's just around the corner. 1259 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:08,880 Sure. 1260 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:09,880 Well, you can get into a horse stance over there. 1261 01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:10,880 Why don't you try? 1262 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:24,160 sunny crockett level 25 attack level 14 endurance 12 I don't think any tunes 1263 01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:28,280 gonna beat that one to be honest sunny nothing is there's nothing I want to hear 1264 01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:32,960 more than that tune again don't you and it's just around the corner well you can 1265 01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:40,700 get into a horse stance over there why don't you try maybe I will yeah I'll 1266 01:41:40,700 --> 01:41:43,160 give it a shot 1267 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:54,860 shit 1268 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:05,900 they're mad for making me do this horse stance enduro competition with the wooden 1269 01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:13,760 pole I have to basically remain in that position for a minute I started doing 1270 01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:19,460 them when we played the game last week I was doing it in tandem in reality and it 1271 01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:25,860 does actually you can feel it on the thighs by around you know the minute mark 1272 01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:32,780 just in case you wanted to know 1273 01:42:49,580 --> 01:43:02,140 Amazing gameplay. Really is. Oh yeah, I know Krakitz theme. It's good. 1274 01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:31,100 It doesn't look like there are any other martial arts experts around here. What's troubling you? Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here? I've popped into the Muren Cafe once or twice. I already went there, actually. You did? Guess you like it too, eh? Yes, but do you know any others? Oh yeah. How could I forget? You know some? 1275 01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:49,780 I keep hearing about this spot where you can bet on fights. You looking for a street fight? Bet on fights, huh? Where is this place? Hmm. I don't know, actually. I see. I see. 1276 01:43:49,780 --> 01:44:16,560 Where would martial arts... Martial artists hang out? Fucking hell. Anything going on up here? It wouldn't be a street fight up there. 1277 01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:37,680 Yeah, we were in there already. Got it. Thanks for the tip. 1278 01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,800 Farm dictate. She's gonna lose. 1279 01:44:41,800 --> 01:45:07,160 uh fuck i don't know it's anywhere down here 1280 01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:33,160 excuse me hello and welcome 1281 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:42,200 do you know where martial artists usually hang out yuha hall is nearby so go there 1282 01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:54,520 okay any others not that i know of i see 1283 01:45:54,520 --> 01:46:09,560 hang on i never that gate wasn't open before was it 1284 01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:22,600 ah i know where we are 1285 01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:31,640 uh 1286 01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:44,680 oh yeah i said i give a recap uh 1287 01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:53,720 uh of the story the story is he's uh he went to the village in the beginning of the game to find that uh where we left off from shenmui 2 1288 01:46:53,720 --> 01:47:02,760 obviously you know he's trying to find the man who killed his father landy 1289 01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:11,800 that's it what more do you need to know i need to fight a load of monks to uh 1290 01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:30,840 to uh get to the red dragons in order to get to landy there's some connection between landy and the red dragons that's what i can gather 1291 01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:43,880 that's what i can gather 1292 01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:59,560 it's picking up pace now it really is 1293 01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:21,640 pace is fast game is nice oh yeah sure i thought i i thought when i was down at this 1294 01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:23,800 dojo before 1295 01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:30,120 that they told me to fuck off somewhere else 1296 01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:31,400 so i beat all these monks 1297 01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:35,000 beat all the monkey boys 1298 01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:37,400 excuse me 1299 01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:43,560 have you come to train i have you can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy or 1300 01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:50,520 thanks for the tip you can also test your skills in a real match thank you very much owen murphy 1301 01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:51,320 what will you do 1302 01:48:51,320 --> 01:49:03,480 i want to practice fighting against more than one opponent can i do that here more than one i see 1303 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:10,360 i suppose that could be interesting thanks very much the two opponents you'll be facing work well 1304 01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:15,560 together they make a good combo so you have your work cut out for you 1305 01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:28,440 no way you start playing champ manager 00 to 01 i downloaded there a year or two ago and try to install it but my computer was too modern 1306 01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:35,880 i had to install something called wine skin to be able to play it or something 1307 01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:46,200 wine skin 1308 01:49:46,200 --> 01:50:10,920 is this i have to beat everyone in the dojo 1309 01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:12,920 have you come to train 1310 01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:19,000 you can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy back or polish your techniques by sparring 1311 01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:22,920 you can also test your skills in a real match 1312 01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:24,760 what will you do 1313 01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:34,360 do you want to have a match this time your opponent will be black wolf 1314 01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:35,560 yeah man 1315 01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:38,760 bring out the wolf 1316 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:50,760 go 1317 01:50:50,760 --> 01:51:20,680 training training training training training training dojo dojo you're making excellent 1318 01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:31,900 progress you beat black wolf that makes you second to one keep it up excuse me 1319 01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:41,560 thanks for the tip I see am I better off donating to patrons and you don't read my 1320 01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:50,600 mad messages lad no don't you don't have to donate at all your messages were just too bad 1321 01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:54,940 What did you say do you think for a car can live up to the height? 1322 01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:58,460 Why 1323 01:51:59,780 --> 01:52:01,780 Brad can't 1324 01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:10,780 Have you come to train you can practice your kung-fu on a wooden dummy or polish your techniques by sparring? 1325 01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:14,760 You can also test your skills in a real match 1326 01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:17,180 What will you do? 1327 01:52:17,180 --> 01:52:20,540 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see 1328 01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:24,700 Decent Gulag Chow by Seamus 1329 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:28,200 Thanks, thanks to Owen Murphy 1330 01:52:30,740 --> 01:52:32,740 Sorry about the echo 1331 01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:39,480 Do you want to have a match your next opponent will be blue? 1332 01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:53,000 What's with this guy? 1333 01:52:53,000 --> 01:53:05,080 What's with this guy? 1334 01:53:05,080 --> 01:53:05,500 Yeah! 1335 01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:34,880 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. Thanks one. Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the stream. Chillax vibes. Chillax it out man. 1336 01:53:34,880 --> 01:54:00,600 Impressive victory. That's the spirit. I didn't do fucking two hours of dummy work last night. For nothing. I'm going to take on the next guy even though I've only got half health. Alright. Maybe not. 1337 01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:05,600 Do you want to have this time I'll have you. 1338 01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:16,600 He's got a nice Lombardi. 1339 01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:34,600 It's a smooth Lombardi man. He's got an ultra Lombardi. Lombardis. Lombastard. 1340 01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:40,600 Come on. Cunt's fucked. 1341 01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:44,600 I'm sending it. 1342 01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:58,600 Got fucked up man. He got taken out to pasture. 1343 01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:06,600 Well well. You even beat White Wolf. Yeah. That moves you up to fourth Dawn. 1344 01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:12,600 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? Cause that stuff was a blast. 1345 01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,600 *Sigh* 1346 01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:18,600 *Sigh* 1347 01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:20,600 *Sigh* 1348 01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:22,600 *Sigh* 1349 01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:24,600 *Sigh* 1350 01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:26,600 *Sigh* 1351 01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:28,600 *Sigh* 1352 01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:30,600 *Sigh* 1353 01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:32,600 *Sigh* 1354 01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:34,600 *Sigh* 1355 01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,600 Have I come to train? 1356 01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:38,600 You can practice your con- 1357 01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:40,600 What will you do? 1358 01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:42,600 Have I come to train? 1359 01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:44,600 Do you want to have a match? 1360 01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:48,600 Gold Wolf will be your opponent this time. 1361 01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:50,600 *Sigh* 1362 01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:52,600 *Sigh* 1363 01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:54,600 Gold Wolf is after you. 1364 01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:56,600 Fifth Dwayne. 1365 01:55:56,600 --> 01:56:02,600 *Sigh* 1366 01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:04,600 *Sigh* 1367 01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:06,600 *Sigh* 1368 01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:08,600 Kevin Murphy, sane yeti. 1369 01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:10,600 *Sigh* 1370 01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:12,600 *Sigh* 1371 01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:14,600 *Sigh* 1372 01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:16,600 *Sigh* 1373 01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:20,600 Imagine going into IKEA or a fucking home store or more and going over to the beds with a bat. 1374 01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:22,600 Just going... 1375 01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:24,600 *Sigh* 1376 01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:30,200 guards would be called. Like, you know, it would be fucking pretty scary actually for some of the customers. 1377 01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:43,920 Om'shtore and more. When all the yetis are gone, they're gone. 1378 01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:48,380 Unbelievable. You actually beat Gold Wolf. 1379 01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:49,340 Did die for him. 1380 01:56:49,340 --> 01:56:51,200 That makes you fifth to one. 1381 01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:51,620 Yeah. 1382 01:56:51,820 --> 01:56:53,700 A true testament to your efforts. 1383 01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:57,520 But there are even stronger opponents that await you. 1384 01:57:01,580 --> 01:57:04,720 What, here? Or where did he say? Did he say somewhere else? 1385 01:57:08,980 --> 01:57:10,220 Just get a few bananas. 1386 01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:38,460 Did your man just tell us to go somewhere else then or to carry on there? Are there more dwan's? Dojo dwan's to take care of? We're just fucking stomping on these dwan's, man. We're just dwanning them into the ground. Pure fucking hard dwan. 1387 01:57:41,740 --> 01:57:49,320 Any dwan, man. Welcome. I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town. The sweetest, juiciest dwan's in town. 1388 01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:58,380 Is there more dwan's down at the dojo? 1389 01:57:58,380 --> 01:57:58,440 Is there more dwan's down at the dojo? 1390 01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:10,560 Let's do the dog on it. 16 bunches of bananas. 1391 01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:43,340 Excuse me. 1392 01:58:43,340 --> 01:58:56,380 Polish your dummy. You can also test your skills in a real match. Clean your dummy. 1393 01:58:56,480 --> 01:58:57,260 What will you do? 1394 01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:02,120 A fight, eh? 1395 01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:03,560 You hammered your dummy. 1396 01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:06,660 Let's see. Red dragon will be your opponent. 1397 01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:10,300 You currently fight with moderate skill. 1398 01:59:11,220 --> 01:59:12,220 Huh? 1399 01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:19,540 Sixth dwan. Red dragon is the sixth dwan. 1400 01:59:21,620 --> 01:59:23,360 Gonna get fucking trashed. 1401 01:59:25,540 --> 01:59:27,940 Better call the fucking garbage truck to come. 1402 01:59:28,980 --> 01:59:30,420 I'm putting out the trash. 1403 01:59:32,340 --> 01:59:33,160 Cuts fucked. 1404 01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,560 You've heard of yin and yang. 1405 01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:40,840 So here's fucking ying and bang. 1406 01:59:40,840 --> 02:00:07,820 Good luck. 1407 02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:07,820 Good luck. 1408 02:00:07,820 --> 02:00:13,520 Good luck. 1409 02:00:13,520 --> 02:00:13,520 Good luck. 1410 02:00:15,080 --> 02:00:16,240 Well fought. 1411 02:00:16,420 --> 02:00:16,920 Good luck. 1412 02:00:17,240 --> 02:00:18,720 You beat red dragon. 1413 02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:22,200 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 1414 02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:24,700 Because that stuff was a blast. 1415 02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:26,640 Keep climbing. 1416 02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:26,860 Watch out. 1417 02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:28,220 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1418 02:00:28,220 --> 02:00:28,660 We'll get out. 1419 02:00:28,660 --> 02:00:37,600 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 1420 02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:51,060 Excuse me. 1421 02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:53,060 Have you come to train? 1422 02:00:54,060 --> 02:00:56,620 You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy. 1423 02:00:57,080 --> 02:00:59,120 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1424 02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:00,780 Mads Mikkelsen. 1425 02:01:00,780 --> 02:01:03,200 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1426 02:01:03,200 --> 02:01:08,760 So you wish to fight? 1427 02:01:08,760 --> 02:01:12,200 Black dragon should be the perfect opponent. 1428 02:01:24,900 --> 02:01:26,900 Dwayne Hayes. 1429 02:01:29,900 --> 02:01:31,020 Any crocodile. 1430 02:01:33,020 --> 02:01:34,140 Straight off the bat. 1431 02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:35,120 With this guy. 1432 02:01:37,940 --> 02:01:39,060 Lovely strike. 1433 02:01:46,600 --> 02:01:47,440 Fucking hell. 1434 02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:47,440 Fucking hell. 1435 02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:48,160 I'm fucking him up. 1436 02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:51,700 I should have took a few bananas before we came into this. 1437 02:01:55,520 --> 02:01:56,900 You punk. 1438 02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:03,760 Fucking wrecked. 1439 02:02:08,480 --> 02:02:10,300 Bring on the Dwan Man. 1440 02:02:12,700 --> 02:02:14,520 Fucking flange master Gash. 1441 02:02:14,520 --> 02:02:16,500 What a magnificent fight. 1442 02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,820 You beat black dragon. 1443 02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:21,460 So you have been promoted in rank. 1444 02:02:22,340 --> 02:02:23,540 Keep it up warrior. 1445 02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:35,940 Excuse me. 1446 02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:37,900 Have you come to train? 1447 02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:41,420 You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy. 1448 02:02:41,760 --> 02:02:43,920 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1449 02:02:44,820 --> 02:02:45,860 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1450 02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:48,200 You can polish your dummy over there. 1451 02:02:48,860 --> 02:02:49,760 What will you do? 1452 02:02:49,960 --> 02:02:52,540 You can polish your dummy out back. 1453 02:02:54,760 --> 02:02:55,240 So. 1454 02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:55,680 So. 1455 02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:57,840 You decided to fight, have you? 1456 02:02:57,840 --> 02:02:59,800 You shall fight blue dragon. 1457 02:03:00,440 --> 02:03:02,180 He's a rather strong opponent. 1458 02:03:02,180 --> 02:03:04,180 *Ding* 1459 02:03:26,280 --> 02:03:30,220 He's got sauce, he's got sauce, he's got sauce 1460 02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:51,360 I'm impressed. Don't make me laugh. You're no simple opponent. Stop that tickle! 1461 02:03:51,360 --> 02:04:21,340 Just. He's tasty. He's got a bit of pep. Clean your dummy now. In other words, you need to train 1462 02:04:21,340 --> 02:04:51,320 more. I don't think I have to train more. I nearly had him. I'm gonna fucking take him now. Excuse me. Have you. You can practice. You can. What will you do? So it is a fight you seek. Blue dra- 1463 02:04:51,320 --> 02:05:08,320 Come on. Come on. 1464 02:05:08,320 --> 02:05:18,320 *Humming* 1465 02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:23,320 Don't make me laugh. 1466 02:05:23,320 --> 02:05:29,320 You're no simple opponent. 1467 02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:31,320 Fuck. 1468 02:05:31,320 --> 02:05:33,320 Let's get the stuff. 1469 02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:38,320 Fuck. 1470 02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:43,320 Ah! 1471 02:05:43,320 --> 02:05:48,320 He's got sauce. 1472 02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:50,320 He's got sauce. 1473 02:05:50,320 --> 02:05:54,320 He's been cooking for quite some time. 1474 02:05:54,320 --> 02:05:58,320 It seems you lack the foundations of a fighter. 1475 02:05:58,320 --> 02:06:04,320 Use the wooden dummy to work on your kung fu and improve your techniques. 1476 02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:08,320 In other words, you need to train more. 1477 02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:10,320 Clean your dummy! 1478 02:06:10,320 --> 02:06:18,320 *Humming* 1479 02:06:18,320 --> 02:06:20,320 Hmm. 1480 02:06:20,320 --> 02:06:24,320 *Humming* 1481 02:06:24,320 --> 02:06:34,320 *Humming* 1482 02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:36,320 *Humming* 1483 02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:38,320 *Humming* 1484 02:06:38,320 --> 02:06:40,320 *Humming* 1485 02:06:40,320 --> 02:06:41,320 I wish you now. 1486 02:06:42,820 --> 02:06:43,660 It's a hard fork. 1487 02:06:43,660 --> 02:06:45,660 I'm not giving the horse to us yet. 1488 02:06:45,660 --> 02:06:48,320 I wish I had a little important. 1489 02:06:48,320 --> 02:07:18,300 I wish I had a little bit of a little bit. 1490 02:07:18,300 --> 02:07:25,300 Where could you bet on fights? 1491 02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:42,300 There's no paddy power in China. 1492 02:07:42,300 --> 02:08:00,720 Glad. 1493 02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:16,760 Thanks again. 1494 02:08:16,760 --> 02:08:28,840 Six. 1495 02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:34,840 I'm fighting Blue Dragon. 1496 02:08:34,840 --> 02:08:37,840 Also, I fought Gold Dragon. 1497 02:08:37,840 --> 02:08:40,840 And I bet him. 1498 02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:41,840 So now it's done. 1499 02:08:41,840 --> 02:08:44,840 Now all I need to do is go to the Fisher Lads. 1500 02:08:44,840 --> 02:08:46,840 Cool. 1501 02:08:46,840 --> 02:08:48,840 Thanks for the tip. 1502 02:08:48,840 --> 02:08:52,840 Saved me a lot of Yeti there, man. 1503 02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:55,840 It was going to be a late night Yeti affair. 1504 02:08:55,840 --> 02:08:58,840 Probably would have been Yeti for the next hour. 1505 02:08:58,840 --> 02:09:11,840 Wrong way. 1506 02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:12,840 I think. 1507 02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:13,840 Right way. 1508 02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:23,840 You know, we'll get down there and now it'll be time to go to bed. 1509 02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:30,840 it. 1510 02:09:30,840 --> 02:10:00,820 Thank you. 1511 02:10:00,820 --> 02:10:30,800 Thank you. 1512 02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:32,800 Thank you. 1513 02:10:32,800 --> 02:10:34,800 Thank you. 1514 02:10:34,800 --> 02:10:36,800 Thank you. 1515 02:10:36,800 --> 02:10:38,640 Drive time. 1516 02:10:39,340 --> 02:10:40,880 Sponsored by Zurich. 1517 02:10:42,560 --> 02:10:46,700 Secure your future now with a pension from Zurich. 1518 02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,660 Zurich life. 1519 02:10:48,660 --> 02:10:50,660 Thank you. 1520 02:10:50,660 --> 02:10:52,660 Thank you. 1521 02:10:52,660 --> 02:10:54,660 Thank you. 1522 02:10:54,660 --> 02:10:56,660 Thank you. 1523 02:10:56,660 --> 02:10:58,660 Thank you. 1524 02:10:58,660 --> 02:11:19,340 Thanks very much, John Shox, for your tip there. 1525 02:11:19,340 --> 02:11:32,660 Excuse me. 1526 02:11:32,660 --> 02:11:33,660 Hmm? 1527 02:11:33,660 --> 02:11:39,580 Uh, hi. 1528 02:11:39,580 --> 02:11:40,580 Are you ready? 1529 02:11:40,580 --> 02:11:41,580 For? 1530 02:11:41,580 --> 02:11:44,720 Kung Fu, naturally. 1531 02:11:44,720 --> 02:11:48,260 You cannot learn Kung Fu without training hard. 1532 02:11:48,260 --> 02:11:52,700 But you must also know yourself. 1533 02:11:52,700 --> 02:11:56,440 I know. 1534 02:11:56,440 --> 02:12:00,020 Prove that you know, by keeping up with me. 1535 02:12:00,020 --> 02:12:01,020 Got it. 1536 02:12:01,020 --> 02:12:02,760 Thanks for the tip. 1537 02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:04,600 I see. 1538 02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:07,620 Thanks for the tip, just tip from my Zurich to yours. 1539 02:12:07,620 --> 02:12:09,700 Thanks very much. 1540 02:12:09,700 --> 02:12:17,180 I haven't seen the video as well, John Shox, that you're talking about, but I'll have a look. 1541 02:12:17,180 --> 02:12:21,620 Shady boys. 1542 02:12:21,620 --> 02:12:25,360 Uh, hi. 1543 02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:31,940 I don't know what your circumstances are, but surely you have something to do. 1544 02:12:31,940 --> 02:12:35,620 Training and hard work alone will not grant you what you seek. 1545 02:12:35,620 --> 02:12:36,620 Yes. 1546 02:12:36,620 --> 02:12:36,620 Yes. 1547 02:12:36,620 --> 02:12:40,060 So where am I going, Song? 1548 02:12:40,060 --> 02:12:51,180 So where am I going? 1549 02:12:51,180 --> 02:12:53,180 So. 1550 02:12:53,180 --> 02:13:23,160 So. 1551 02:13:23,160 --> 02:13:24,440 The duality of real. 1552 02:13:32,880 --> 02:13:34,560 Ding Shun Wang. 1553 02:13:34,900 --> 02:13:35,640 Excuse me. 1554 02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:36,760 Fisherman of the War. 1555 02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:37,240 What is it? 1556 02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:39,360 No fishing today. 1557 02:13:40,380 --> 02:13:41,660 There's something I want to ask. 1558 02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:45,840 Do you know where the martial artists here like together? 1559 02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:48,740 I dabbled in it when I was younger. 1560 02:13:49,140 --> 02:13:51,240 Used to practice at Liu Ha Ha. 1561 02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:52,800 I see. 1562 02:13:53,140 --> 02:14:12,120 Strange, strange old situation to be honest. 1563 02:14:12,120 --> 02:14:32,600 Why just race a little turtle there for a minute? 1564 02:14:32,600 --> 02:14:33,600 Just to get the... 1565 02:14:33,600 --> 02:14:38,040 The chaos meter back. 1566 02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:41,400 Turtle race, huh? 1567 02:14:41,400 --> 02:14:41,400 Turtle race, huh? 1568 02:14:41,960 --> 02:14:44,700 This isn't your first turtle rodeo, is it? 1569 02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:47,180 Good that I don't have to explain the rules. 1570 02:14:47,380 --> 02:14:47,940 Go and play. 1571 02:14:49,660 --> 02:14:50,440 Let's do it. 1572 02:14:50,440 --> 02:15:01,260 Welcome to the turtle race. 1573 02:15:01,260 --> 02:15:05,180 Welcome to the turtle race. 1574 02:15:05,180 --> 02:15:07,560 Put your money on a turtle's face. 1575 02:15:07,560 --> 02:15:08,620 Make him run. 1576 02:15:08,620 --> 02:15:09,820 Make him run. 1577 02:15:09,820 --> 02:15:11,160 Fast as he can. 1578 02:15:11,160 --> 02:15:12,220 Can't even run. 1579 02:15:12,220 --> 02:15:17,240 Racing turtles is class. 1580 02:15:17,240 --> 02:15:19,820 It's not cruelty. 1581 02:15:19,820 --> 02:15:21,820 Racing turtles is fun. 1582 02:15:23,220 --> 02:15:24,200 For a bit. 1583 02:15:27,800 --> 02:15:29,800 You can make some money with it. 1584 02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,480 Make your turtle go faster. 1585 02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:46,020 by tapping square, circle and x2 x2 x2 square square square square 1586 02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:54,460 Come on, you got it. Come on, you got it. 1587 02:15:55,580 --> 02:16:00,260 Come on, you got it. Faster. Faster. 1588 02:16:00,260 --> 02:16:04,320 Come on, you got it. Faster. Faster. 1589 02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:06,280 Come on, spurt! 1590 02:16:06,280 --> 02:16:08,600 Come on, Terse. 1591 02:16:10,680 --> 02:16:12,040 Terse is mad. 1592 02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:17,100 Terse is spade. 1593 02:16:17,940 --> 02:16:18,900 Terse is spade. 1594 02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:21,560 Terse is spade. 1595 02:16:23,640 --> 02:16:25,360 Terse is spade. 1596 02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:33,520 Come on. Come on. 1597 02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:34,360 Come on. 1598 02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:39,160 Fucking hell. 1599 02:16:49,160 --> 02:16:50,160 Come on, you cunt. 1600 02:16:50,620 --> 02:16:51,500 Come on, you cunt. 1601 02:16:53,440 --> 02:16:54,840 I fucking lost. 1602 02:16:54,840 --> 02:16:57,840 Fuck. 1603 02:16:57,840 --> 02:16:59,840 Fuck. 1604 02:16:59,840 --> 02:17:01,840 Fuck. 1605 02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,840 Fuck. 1606 02:17:03,840 --> 02:17:05,840 Fuck. 1607 02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:07,840 Fuck. 1608 02:17:07,840 --> 02:17:09,840 Fuck. 1609 02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:11,840 Fuck. 1610 02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:13,840 Fuck. 1611 02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:15,840 Fuck. 1612 02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:17,840 Fuck. 1613 02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:19,840 Fuck. 1614 02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:21,840 Fuck. 1615 02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:22,840 Fuck. 1616 02:17:22,840 --> 02:17:23,840 Fuck. 1617 02:17:23,840 --> 02:17:24,840 Fuck. 1618 02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:25,840 Fuck. 1619 02:17:25,840 --> 02:17:26,840 Fuck. 1620 02:17:26,840 --> 02:17:27,840 Fuck. 1621 02:17:27,840 --> 02:17:28,840 Fuck. 1622 02:17:28,840 --> 02:17:29,840 Fuck. 1623 02:17:29,840 --> 02:17:30,840 Fuck. 1624 02:17:30,840 --> 02:17:31,840 Fuck. 1625 02:17:31,840 --> 02:17:32,840 Fuck. 1626 02:17:32,840 --> 02:17:33,840 Fuck. 1627 02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:34,840 Fuck. 1628 02:17:34,840 --> 02:17:35,840 Excuse me. 1629 02:17:35,840 --> 02:17:36,840 Thanks for the tip. 1630 02:17:36,840 --> 02:17:37,840 I see. 1631 02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:39,840 Mark Dagen, thank you. 1632 02:17:39,840 --> 02:17:40,840 For the tip. 1633 02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:42,840 So sound of you. 1634 02:17:42,840 --> 02:17:44,840 Thanks for watching everyone. 1635 02:17:44,840 --> 02:17:46,840 But I'm fucked. 1636 02:17:46,840 --> 02:17:48,840 Gonna have to end this video. 1637 02:17:48,840 --> 02:17:51,840 Gonna have to head to the sack. 1638 02:17:51,840 --> 02:17:53,840 Get some sleep. 1639 02:17:54,840 --> 02:17:55,840 Blimisky. 1640 02:17:55,840 --> 02:17:56,840 Excuse me. 1641 02:17:56,840 --> 02:17:57,840 Excuse me. 1642 02:17:57,840 --> 02:17:58,840 Thanks for the tip. 1643 02:17:58,840 --> 02:17:59,840 Pat the tipper is on the case. 1644 02:17:59,840 --> 02:18:00,840 I see. 1645 02:18:00,840 --> 02:18:02,840 Thanks very much Pat the tipper. 1646 02:18:02,840 --> 02:18:03,840 Mark Dagen too. 1647 02:18:03,840 --> 02:18:07,840 And everybody I'm talking to you, you, you, you and you. 1648 02:18:07,840 --> 02:18:09,840 You know it's true. 1649 02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:10,840 You know it's true. 1650 02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:12,840 Goodnight and God bless. 1651 02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:14,840 Goodnight and God bless. 1652 02:18:14,840 --> 02:18:17,840 Goodnight and God bless. 1653 02:18:17,840 --> 02:18:18,840 Oh yeah. 1654 02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:18,840 These hot dogs taste so good. 1655 02:18:18,840 --> 02:18:19,840 Get them while they're hot. 1656 02:18:19,840 --> 02:18:20,840 Hot dogs taste so nice. 1657 02:18:20,840 --> 02:18:21,840 Try them out. 1658 02:18:21,840 --> 02:18:22,840 You won't be disappointed. 1659 02:18:22,840 --> 02:18:39,680 These hot dogs taste so good. Get them while they're hot. Hot dogs taste so nice. Try them out. You won't be disappointed. 1660 02:18:39,680 --> 02:19:01,380 Good luck.