1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,320 Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba, oh yeah, oh yeah. 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:25,160 Couldn't stay away, couldn't keep away from the game, had to come right back, play again. 3 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:49,580 Cool vibes, cool vibes 4 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:54,200 Late November nights 5 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:01,180 Playing the game again 6 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:03,540 Tower of Chang 7 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,940 Four towers of Chang 8 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,600 Which is basically three liters 9 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:13,340 Race to the end, fill your glass, send it, race back 10 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,940 Lads were bleeding blue and white 11 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,800 All through the night 12 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:48,380 Cleo, no roll 13 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:50,720 What do you know? 14 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,160 Thank you for the tip 15 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,580 Kind of you 16 00:01:55,580 --> 00:02:07,860 Thank you Frankishcones 17 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,980 For the tip 18 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:12,360 Hope you're keeping well 19 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,700 That's it! 20 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:14,700 That's it! 21 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,700 That's it! 22 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:37,980 *Hot dog, hot dog* Ripe potato, can of cola, lemon soda, or a nice tea. 23 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:49,240 You know me, yeah, on TV3, every Tuesday, weekday, night. 24 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:54,020 Your hot dog tastes so good. 25 00:02:54,020 --> 00:03:03,900 The hot dogs taste so good. 26 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:14,040 That's Frankie Schoonz and Cleone Roe. 27 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,520 Thanks job. 28 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,280 Thank you very much. 29 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,280 Yeah. 30 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,520 Alright. 31 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,900 You know the crack. 32 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,220 You know how we do this. 33 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,080 What's the fucking crack? 34 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,940 How was your sack? 35 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:34,680 Were you ever in Iraq? 36 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:39,620 Are things back to normal now since the war? 37 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,080 I don't know. 38 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:46,080 I'd say there's still some dodgy stuff happening in Baghdad. 39 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:50,820 I heard the last day about Baghdadi. 40 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:53,760 They went inside and took him out. 41 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,420 Took him down like a dog. 42 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,220 George Bush and the boys. 43 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,820 Even though it wasn't George Bush. 44 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,820 It was Donald Trump. 45 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:05,760 Reminiscent of the time when they found Saddam Hussein in the hole in Baghdad. 46 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,500 Baghdad must have been a pain when they caught him. 47 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,500 Cause he thought he'd managed to avoid them. 48 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:15,440 Down a hole in a white vest. 49 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:21,180 Watch out. 50 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:35,700 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 51 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,160 We'll get out. 52 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,120 Pumpkin Lips. 53 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,120 Thank you very much. 54 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,120 And Bypat. 55 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 And Wee Joe. 56 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,680 And Quib. 57 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,680 Thank you very much. 58 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,280 That tune. 59 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,280 The tune just brought me back. 60 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,280 You know. 61 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,280 The tune is unreal. 62 00:04:54,280 --> 00:05:05,100 Captain Sack 63 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,320 Thank you very much 64 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:27,580 Ba-ba-ba-ba-da 65 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:30,040 Shabba-ba 66 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,720 Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba 67 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,460 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do 68 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,160 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba 69 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:41,280 It's a shame to have to turn it down 70 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,540 But that's just the way it goes 71 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:44,680 In Chinatown 72 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:53,080 Grid-gridrin 73 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,400 Thank you very much 74 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,600 That's very kind of you 75 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:03,920 Now 76 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:26,440 Good man 77 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,240 Thanks very much there Boots 78 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,120 Boots 79 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,400 Bootsy 80 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:37,780 Win of the Peking Duck House 81 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,200 Regular ask about win 82 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,260 VIP 83 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,820 I get it 84 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:49,480 Nice relaxing game 85 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:49,500 Nice relaxing game 86 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,840 It's a nice relaxing thing too 87 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,880 You'd fall asleep watching this very easily 88 00:06:53,880 --> 00:07:01,200 A man on a quest 89 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,400 To find out who killed his father 90 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:10,080 Finds himself out in the back beyonds rural 91 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:14,680 Fish out of water 92 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,000 A Japanese fish 93 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,040 In a Chinese pond 94 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:24,760 Chinese dreams 95 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,000 China crisis 96 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,140 China in your hand 97 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:35,100 Chinese checkers 98 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,740 Chinese takeaways 99 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:43,920 Chinese fireworks 100 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,880 Chinese flu 101 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,880 Chinese flu 102 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,880 Chinese flu 103 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:57,720 Chinese crisis 104 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,300 Chinese firelighters 105 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:05,820 Chinese firelighters 106 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,820 Chinese fire lighters. 107 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:37,800 Chinese fire lighters. 108 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Lovely herb. 109 00:08:51,800 --> 00:09:04,800 Chinese chang. 110 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 Chinese chang. 111 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,800 Chinese chang. 112 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Chinese chang. 113 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,800 Chinese chang. 114 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,800 Chinese chang. 115 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,800 Excuse me. 116 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,800 Welcome to the Peking Duck House. 117 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,800 Thank you for coming. 118 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,800 I want to see Mr. Wen. 119 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,800 He's up in the mountains fetching some ducks. 120 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,800 Got it. 121 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Thanks for the tip. 122 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:42,800 He's up with the ducks again. 123 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:54,800 It's peaceful up here. 124 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:08,800 Hello Mr. Wen. 125 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,800 Hello Mr. Wen. 126 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800 Come to help out again have you? 127 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Catching ducks you mean? 128 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,800 I bet you'd make some good money with those muscles of yours. 129 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,800 So what do you say? 130 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,800 Willem Dafoe wants me to catch a few ducks. 131 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 So I think I will first. 132 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,800 Duck. 133 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 Duck catching. 134 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,800 Thank you kindly. 135 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,800 I just need to catch more ducks today right? 136 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,800 A lot of the ducks are feeling pretty spry. 137 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,800 So don't go lollygagging. 138 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,800 Don't go lollygagging at the duck house. 139 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,800 Make sure you catch all your ducks. 140 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,800 Put all your ducks in one basket. 141 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,800 Bring the ducks home then. 142 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,800 You can look after the ducks if you want. 143 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,800 You can harvest them. 144 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,800 Harvest them for Thanksgiving out in the states. 145 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,800 Living out in the states. 146 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:32,780 Oh, my God. 147 00:11:32,780 --> 00:12:02,760 Oh, my God. 148 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:32,740 Oh, my God. 149 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:37,740 Oh, my God. 150 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:41,740 Oh, my God. 151 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:46,740 Oh, my God. 152 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:53,740 Oh, my God. 153 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740 Speed duck. 154 00:12:55,740 --> 00:13:01,280 13 ducks in the pot, 65 panda bucks in the claw. 155 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,280 Willem Dafoe pays well for duck. 156 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:09,540 You're fantastic. Just as I expected. 157 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:10,980 Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu- 158 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,240 Choubu Chen. Thank you very much, Choubu Chen. 159 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,500 Here's your pay. Gave you a little extra today. 160 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,720 Okay. Thanks. 161 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,820 Do come back. You've been a huge help. 162 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,880 Excuse me. 163 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,140 You here for a job? 164 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,880 Actually, I'm here for something else. 165 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,600 I'm looking for a VIP member of the Golden Goose. 166 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,940 You're interested in that, eh? 167 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,900 I'm trying to get a membership myself. 168 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:51,240 Oh, yeah, fuck. 169 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:56,180 It's my dream to walk into the VIP room with a lady on each arm. 170 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,140 Okay. Thanks. 171 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,960 Thanks for the take. I see you. 172 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,280 Thank you. 173 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:09,080 Thank you. And TMZ. Thanks very much. 174 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,140 I've seen many well-off travelers. 175 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,200 Well-off travelers. 176 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:25,340 We need to go into the Peking Duck Lounge and find a few well-off travelers who have besmirched my name. 177 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:29,060 This room is absolutely filthy. Can't they move us? 178 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,760 Okay. Okay. I'll do something about it. Just calm down, all right? 179 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:36,740 It's those creeps. It's those creeps we seen earlier on. 180 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,760 I knew there were fucking something weird about them. 181 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,080 A pair of fucking twats. 182 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,060 Take them out. 183 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,620 We're gonna take them out. 184 00:14:48,880 --> 00:15:09,300 Strange people. 185 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,880 We've seen the hotel earlier on. 186 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:26,940 They were as odd as two left feet. 187 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,520 Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedledum. 188 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,000 I had them pegged. 189 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,340 The moment they came in, I knew they were up to no good. 190 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,980 I knew they were dodgeballers. 191 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,380 That we were gonna have to eventually cross paths. 192 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,980 And one of us was gonna fucking survive. 193 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,240 Why would you not be able to fucking die? 194 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:04,580 China feet. 195 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,940 Is Tom in this Gabriel? 196 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:07,560 No, he isn't. 197 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,120 But we had a phone call to Tom. 198 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,320 Back in the hotel. 199 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,720 And, uh... 200 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,200 It was a bit of a shame, really. 201 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,020 It was a bit of a letdown. 202 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,440 I'm... 203 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,380 I don't know. 204 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,120 It was a different voice. 205 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,220 So it was like you weren't even talking to Tom. 206 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,460 It was like some fucking Tom imposter. 207 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:41,720 How does this game compare to the previous RS? 208 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,860 It's the same, man. 209 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,480 It's the same. 210 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,840 Apart from... 211 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,040 You can't talk to absolutely everyone in the game. 212 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:50,680 See this guy. 213 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,740 Oh, you can talk to him. 214 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,740 So you can't just talk to her. 215 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,100 Whereas in the previous two, you could talk to anyone. 216 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,860 Do they still do gulags in China? 217 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,880 I don't know, but I heard yesterday there was a... 218 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,360 There were concentration camps out there. 219 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,500 I was on the news yesterday. 220 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,000 They... 221 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,540 Something blew that wide open. 222 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,380 Was it like the China cables or something? 223 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:31,140 Rich people. 224 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:32,200 Yeah? 225 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,420 That couple, maybe? 226 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:55,320 Two or seven. 227 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:55,320 Two or seven. 228 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,320 Two or seven. 229 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,320 Two or seven. 230 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:14,820 Not in it seems. 231 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,340 I'll ask the front desk about where they went. 232 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,620 Hey boots. 233 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,780 Thank you very much. 234 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:39,000 Pardon me. 235 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,500 What do you want? 236 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,340 Do you know where the couple in room 207 went? 237 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,080 They didn't like their room, so they upgraded to a suite. 238 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:52,500 These rich people always think they can have their way, so I made them pay extra. 239 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,040 Ha! 240 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,500 Which suite? 241 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,320 Room 203. 242 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,060 203. 243 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:29,040 *music* 244 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,040 *knock* 245 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,040 Excuse me. 246 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,040 *knock* 247 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,040 *knock* 248 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,040 Oh, it's you. 249 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,040 Can I ask you a question? 250 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,040 What is it? 251 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:47,040 Are you a VIP member of the Golden Goose? 252 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,040 The Golden Goose? I am. What of it? 253 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,040 Could you give me a referral? 254 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,040 What?! 255 00:19:55,040 --> 00:20:01,040 What?! I'm about to go have the time of my life with my beloved Shui Hua, and you want me to do what?! 256 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Isn't that right, Shui Hua? 257 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,040 What are you babbling on about? 258 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,040 Huh? 259 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:12,040 This is the man who returned my bag when it was snatched! 260 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,040 The least you could do is hear him out! 261 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,040 Yes, dear. 262 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,040 Referral? A referral, was it? 263 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,040 *music* 264 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,040 What kind of referral did you want? 265 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,040 A referral to become a Golden Goose VIP. 266 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,040 Far further, thank you very much. 267 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Come in, my heart, buddy! 268 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040 *music* 269 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:36,040 Could you wait a moment? 270 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:40,040 *music* 271 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:52,040 *music* 272 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,040 Cheers out there to Farfurda! 273 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,040 Hope you're keeping well, player! 274 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,040 Happy Thanksgiving! 275 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Gobble, gobble! 276 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,040 And all the rest! 277 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040 Chairman Mao CCCP! 278 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,040 Hopefully you're okay. 279 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,040 Thanks very much for the tip. 280 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,040 Good luck! 281 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040 Chang! 282 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040 Good Chang! 283 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,040 Good Chang! 284 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,040 Ka-chan! 285 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:44,040 Now onto the Golden Goose, the Casino Royale in the middle of this town. Wherever this town is. Out in rural fucking China or somewhere like. 286 00:21:44,040 --> 00:22:01,040 Chinese are doing well for themselves anyway. Chinese are doing really well for themselves. I'm gonna go over and see if there's any fucking forklift jobs going down here first before we go to Chinatown. Look at this guy's... See what Riff is fucking shlinging. 287 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040 No shit. 288 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,040 Do you know the way to New Paradise? It's way over there. 289 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,040 Got it. Thanks for the tip. 290 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,040 Cheers, man. 291 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,040 Cheers, man. 292 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,040 Excuse me. 293 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:50,040 Hello! Welcome! We have the freshest fruit in all of Njau'u. Have a look and see what's best. 294 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,040 Do you know where New Paradise is? 295 00:22:55,040 --> 00:23:06,040 New Paradise? They're up above the promenade. Do you know the game arcade that's up in the promenade? It's right across from that. 296 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,040 Okay, thanks. 297 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,040 I just... All I wanted was some fucking garlic. 298 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,040 Excuse me. 299 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,040 Welcome! I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town! 300 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:27,040 Yeah, go on. Sell us the fruit there. That's what I wanted in the first place. 301 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,040 Bunch of bananas please, thanks. 302 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,240 Thanks again! No problem. 303 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,320 No new my creature, just it's closer to the source. 304 00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:09,320 I think maybe necessary as well because if you're playing late night and you're shouting and shit, I don't know, maybe people will turn off. 305 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:19,000 Not pleasant. Not to say my voice isn't fucking pleasant or anything. 306 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,640 Needs to be kept at nice room temperature volume, do you know what I mean? 307 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,080 Hang on. Where the fuck am I going now? Am I going to when? 308 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,520 Might be too much breathing. 309 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,800 Yeah. One two, one two, one two, one two. 310 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:49,800 Bleh. 311 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640 I move away from the mic to breathe in. 312 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,520 I move towards the mic to breathe out. 313 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,520 New paradise, oh yeah. 314 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:12,920 A few bananas in. 315 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:42,900 in. 316 00:25:42,900 --> 00:26:06,940 I got a referral. Yeah, Michael, it's the accelerating game pace. It brought me back in. Just when I thought I was out. Fucking wrote me back in. What was that? 317 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:20,180 What happened there? Did I show her the VIP membership or something? 318 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:32,180 Maybe. 319 00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,180 Maybe. 320 00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:53,780 Excuse me. Greetings. Welcome to the Golden Goose, your palace of pleasure. Palace of pleasure. Do you require assistance? Yes, please. Can you assist me? I have a VIP member's referral. Then please see the staff member over there. Thank you. 321 00:26:54,180 --> 00:27:01,560 You know, they could have just like tilted the camera to show you where because I keep on going to the wrong person. 322 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:07,180 Maybe Google Gangquay will... 323 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:18,640 Pardon me. What can I do for you? I'd like to apply for a VIP card. Please note that it will take about two months to process. What? 324 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:30,180 Huh? I was told that you can get a VIP card right away if you have a referral. Do you happen to have one? Yes. Please produce it now. 325 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:50,180 It's Brandon Flowers from the Killers. Here you go. Very well. That will be 300 yuan. What? You charge a fee? I collect a 300 yuan processing and handling fee. 326 00:27:50,180 --> 00:28:02,180 Chinese Hairy Flam. I'll pay. I shall now issue your card. Be sure to bring it with you whenever you come. 327 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:20,180 Do you notice my health goes down when I'm inside the casino. Like it's on a little ticker. See there look. Health bottom left of that. 328 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:24,180 Why? 329 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:28,180 I'll need to see your VIP card sir. 330 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,180 Ah, my card. 331 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,180 The Woo Lin Shoe. 332 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,180 I just want to read the back of this. 333 00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,180 Ah, it's in Chinese. 334 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:08,180 Can't read Chinese man. 335 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,180 I'm a VIP member. 336 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,180 Many thanks sir. 337 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:14,180 Enjoy yourself. 338 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,180 Thanks for the tip. I see. 339 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:27,180 Big Papa Mario. Thank you very much. 340 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:31,180 Please tell Ian Cummins that he's a leper. 341 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,180 And his farts smell like shite. 342 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:40,180 You're sorry and you're a leper man. 343 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,180 And, um... 344 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,180 Yeah, you're fucking... 345 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:49,180 Your farts smell like shite man. 346 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,180 Sorry. 347 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:53,180 Sorry. 348 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:58,180 I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate. 349 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,180 Wow! That's crazy! 350 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,180 And then, and then... 351 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,180 That karate punk broke a glass and tried to attack Big Bro with it, but... 352 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,180 Karate punk. 353 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,180 But? But? 354 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:13,120 I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate. 355 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,820 Wow, that's crazy! 356 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,560 And then, and then? 357 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:22,720 That karate punk broke a glass and tried to attack Big Bro with it, but... 358 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,460 Karate punk. 359 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,560 But? But? 360 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,360 Big Bro dodged it by hair and countered him. 361 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,600 That karate wimp ran away with his tail between his legs. 362 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,260 We went after him, but I gotta say, he was a master at running away. 363 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,840 I guess that's the one thing karate practitioners are good at. 364 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,420 Isn't that right, bro? 365 00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,400 Yeah, I guess so. 366 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,320 Amazing! You're so strong! 367 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,080 Hey. 368 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,520 Pick on someone your own size. 369 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,860 What's your problem? 370 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:58,780 Do it! 371 00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,560 Bro! 372 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,000 It's him again! 373 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,480 Scrap time. 374 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,760 How dare you! 375 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:08,400 I won't let you off easy this time! 376 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,420 Women! 377 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,400 Okay. 378 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,600 Batter these guys now. 379 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:25,380 Been training. 380 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,620 What's with this guy? 381 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,300 Oh, piece of... 382 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,300 Now I'm pissed. 383 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,300 Can hammer in the middle. 384 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,300 You punk! 385 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,300 Let's pick this guy. 386 00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,300 You can't be serious. 387 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,300 Punk. 388 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,300 What is this? 389 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:11,300 Come on, kid. 390 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,300 I'm training, man. 391 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,300 I'm training. 392 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:40,700 *Ballooning* 393 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:43,300 *Ballooning* 394 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,300 *Ballooning* 395 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,300 Where is Dren? 396 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,300 Dren? 397 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,300 The stonemason from Bailube. 398 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,300 *Ballooning* 399 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,300 *Ballooning* 400 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,300 Bailube. 401 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,300 *Ballooning* 402 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,300 Oh that old man, we brought him to our office! 403 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,300 *Ballooning* 404 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,300 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 405 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,300 'Cause that stuff was a blast. 406 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,400 Where do I find this office? 407 00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,460 You gotta go around Hotel Niawu. 408 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,780 Draw a map. 409 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,640 Okay. 410 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:13,240 But I can't draw anything until you let me go. 411 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,020 Come on. 412 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:15,260 Let go of me. 413 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:45,240 Let go of me. 414 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,120 Hey. 415 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360 We'd better hurry. 416 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,340 Oh boy. 417 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,780 Excuse me. 418 00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,300 Thanks for the tin. 419 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:58,680 I see. 420 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:01,980 Super Ted. 421 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:02,860 Thank you very much. 422 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,200 I hope you're giving well, man. 423 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:10,940 Jeez, my fucking health is about to go down. 424 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:11,780 About to die. 425 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:41,760 *music* 426 00:34:41,760 --> 00:35:01,760 *music* 427 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:23,760 *music* 428 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,760 *music* 429 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,760 *music* 430 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:27,760 *music* 431 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,760 *music* 432 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:47,760 *music* 433 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,760 *music* 434 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,760 *music* 435 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,760 *music* 436 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,760 *music* 437 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,760 *music* 438 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,760 *music* 439 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,760 *music* 440 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,760 *music* 441 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:03,760 *music* 442 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,760 *music* 443 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,760 *music* 444 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:07,760 *music* 445 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,760 *music* 446 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,760 *music* 447 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,320 Hope you're well. Been following Shenmue after some of the old annual leave. 448 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,520 Missed the start of the stream. Is he still a dry shite? 449 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,580 Ah, dry enough now, yeah, yeah. The game's pretty dry-like. 450 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,500 You're going around eating garlic and fucking picking herbs. 451 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:35,780 Fishing. Fighting. Training with wooden dummies. 452 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,780 And looking for this group. 453 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:43,180 Remember in the first game it was like the mad angels. You had to go down the docks. 454 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:48,880 And now we found out where these fuckers are. Surprise, surprise, they're down the docks. 455 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:55,360 It's probably going to end up having to get a job in a forklift or something like that. 456 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,400 Doing a bit of forkliftage. No running in the temple anyway. 457 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:15,260 The action is staggering. The pace is relentless. It's a pumping powerhouse of a game. 458 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,720 A real blockbuster. 459 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,500 If you called it that. 460 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,220 You have to eat a lot of bananas as well. Or garlic. 461 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,180 She is the fruit lady. 462 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,580 Excuse me. 463 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,060 Welcome. 464 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:50,320 I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town. 465 00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:53,980 Bye. 466 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,140 Thanks for the tip. 467 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,340 Thank you very much. 468 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,200 Captain Sack. 469 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,020 Thank you very much. 470 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:12,320 Was that mystical magic theme with the sword in the rock at the end of 2 ever explained on yet? 471 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,600 Maybe it will be soon enough. 472 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,420 Not now anyways. 473 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,220 If it has, then... 474 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:20,280 I missed it. 475 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:30,640 Excuse me. 476 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:32,160 Thanks for the tip. 477 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,540 I see. 478 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:36,900 Thank you very much. 479 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,020 Box is a cobra toxin. 480 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,520 I'm looking for some sailors. 481 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:57,080 Maybe, yeah. 482 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:27,060 *music* 483 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:57,040 *music* 484 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,040 *music* 485 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:09,040 Changzoo route is pretty hard to come by. I've got a lot of licorice, a lot of bellflower, a lot of jujube. 486 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:21,040 *music* 487 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,040 *music* 488 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,040 *music* 489 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,040 *music* 490 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040 *music* 491 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:53,320 Excuse me, thanks for the tip, I see. 492 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,320 Thanks very much clone. 493 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,940 I'll give you the recap of what happened after we have this battle now. 494 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:01,940 Boss! 495 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:02,940 This is him! 496 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:08,780 The Japanese guy who got in our way! 497 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:16,640 You've got some guts to barge in here on your own. 498 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,180 Where's Yuen? 499 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,180 Yuen? 500 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:22,180 That half croaked geezer? 501 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,600 Or that hard ass grandpa? 502 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:55,600 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 503 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,600 Yeah. 504 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,600 Yeah. 505 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600 Yeah. 506 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600 Yeah. 507 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,600 Yeah. 508 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,600 Yeah. 509 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600 Yeah. 510 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,600 Come on. 511 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,600 Here I go. 512 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,600 Come on. 513 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,600 What is this? 514 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:35,600 What's with this guy? 515 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,600 I 516 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:52,940 With this guy whoops 517 00:42:52,940 --> 00:43:06,740 You're kidding on 518 00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:20,520 What's with this guy 519 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,960 I'm training man 520 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,280 That's what's with me 521 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,140 Get back to 522 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:30,520 Back to the dow jow with you 523 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:39,060 None of you interrupt our fight 524 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:47,380 Who's this that 525 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,340 I don't want to fight this guy 526 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:50,600 I have no snake power on me 527 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,460 Might need to go and get some snake power 528 00:43:52,460 --> 00:44:11,820 Snake power man 529 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:19,580 Dahi thank you very much 530 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:22,700 I hope you're keeping well 531 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,380 I hope you're keeping well 532 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:26,080 Thank you very much 533 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:31,620 This is a bit of a shit show now 534 00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:33,280 I'm gonna have to go and get some fucking 535 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,760 Snake juice 536 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:49,100 Off you go 537 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,380 Train more before you come back 538 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:58,360 Train more 539 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,020 Train more before you come back 540 00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:03,120 Yes I nearly 541 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,440 I nearly had them all 542 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,040 It's all about the snake juice now 543 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,640 And I've got enough money together 544 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,280 Through gambling 545 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,440 Through fishing 546 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,940 Through collecting herbs 547 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:14,360 Selling 548 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,240 Wheeler dealing 549 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:22,660 I just go back again in the morning 550 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:24,000 With some fucking snake juice 551 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,200 Is she crying is she 552 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,500 Damn it 553 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,500 Leo 554 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,540 Leo what happened 555 00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:33,460 I went to the red snakes hideout 556 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,880 They're a hideout 557 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,380 I heard mr. 558 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,060 Yan was there 559 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:38,540 So 560 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,260 My father 561 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:40,740 But 562 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,540 I didn't see him anywhere 563 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:47,140 I have to defeat their leader 564 00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,740 No matter what it takes 565 00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:49,640 Are you 566 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,960 Leo 567 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,800 He's gushed 568 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,060 He's kinda the gushed 569 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:56,720 This is nothing 570 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,080 I'll be fine 571 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,080 I'm here. 572 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:29,060 I'm here. 573 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:43,740 Thanks very much Kev. 574 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:47,100 Yeti to Johnston's wireless printer. 575 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:50,980 And Rich and Rob no doubt watched. 576 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,980 Look at you. 577 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,980 Finally proving useful. 578 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:58,980 You might want to brush up on your fighting skills a bit though. 579 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,980 Still, you did good man. 580 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,980 I don't want to hear it. 581 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:04,980 Leave the rest to me. 582 00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:09,980 I feel like I've finally gotten my bearings. 583 00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:11,980 Give me a call when you head for the hideout. 584 00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:14,980 I'll be waiting up on the second floor of the ferry terminal. 585 00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:16,980 Don't forget, I'm serious man. 586 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:17,980 Got it. 587 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:17,980 Excuse me. 588 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:17,980 Thanks for the tip. 589 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:18,980 I see. 590 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:19,980 Chinese herb. 591 00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:21,980 Thanks for the tip. 592 00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:22,980 Thanks for the tip. 593 00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:22,980 I see. 594 00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:23,980 Chinese herb. 595 00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:24,980 Thanks for the tip. 596 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:28,980 Thoughts on the dead sheep situation in the Black Sea. 597 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,980 Thinking it might have been an inside job. 598 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:29,980 Dead sheep. 599 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,980 Dead sheep. 600 00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:40,340 sea Chinese herb thanks for the tip thoughts on the dead sheep situation in 601 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:46,500 the Black Sea thinking it might have been an inside job dead sheep 602 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:53,500 It's a good winter. 603 00:47:53,500 --> 00:48:00,500 It's a good winter. 604 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:07,500 It's a good winter. 605 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:19,500 Look at this. 606 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:25,500 Where the fuck is he at? 607 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:36,500 Red snakes. 608 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:43,500 Let's do it. 609 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:56,500 Hey. 610 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,500 Hey, you punks! Show yourselves! 611 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,500 I'll be fighting you this time. 612 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,500 I'm not like the weakling you fought before. 613 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,500 Hey. 614 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,500 Who the hell is this? 615 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,500 Huh? 616 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,500 With you. 617 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,500 Back to the snake. 618 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,500 Shut your... 619 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,500 It's a bit loud. Sorry. 620 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,500 You're stuck cowering in jail! 621 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:20,500 You smugs! 622 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,500 You snake! 623 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,500 Boy, that would kill! 624 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,500 Shit. 625 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,500 Should've got a bit of garlic. 626 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,500 Didn't even get any garlic. 627 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:42,500 Doesn't matter. I can't pull in this. 628 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:47,500 Nice. 629 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,500 Nice. 630 00:49:49,500 --> 00:50:19,480 Oh, yeah. 631 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,520 Leather and left. Left, right and center. 632 00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:25,220 Towers of Shang and everything. 633 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,720 Someone did a remix. 634 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,460 Hey! 635 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:18,460 Who is this guy? He's a monster! 636 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:23,460 Watch out! There's a fucking tigerjack coming down! We'll get off! 637 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:24,460 No! 638 00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:27,460 Huh? 639 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,460 Huh? 640 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,460 Huh? 641 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:39,460 Huh? 642 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,460 Huh? 643 00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,460 Fuck 644 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,460 Still gonna need that snake juice 645 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,460 *Gunshot* 646 00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,460 *Gunshot* 647 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:15,460 *Gunshot* 648 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:36,360 There's no way we can take this gorilla. 649 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,900 Damn it. 650 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,600 Let's get out of here. 651 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:55,260 Collapsible baton. 652 00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:59,060 Go and get the collapsible baton down the pawn shop. 653 00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:15,220 Wowza. That was a close one. 654 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:16,880 Leon. 655 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,320 Shenhua. 656 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,360 Hoo-wee. Who would have thought you hooked up with a girl? 657 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,780 Leon, who is he? 658 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:28,440 Oh, this is Ren. 659 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:29,960 MC Ren. 660 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,980 So, you've already told her stories about me, huh? 661 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:36,520 But that doesn't mean you can leave me in the dark. 662 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,260 Where did you meet a girl like this? 663 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:41,660 Hmm? 664 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,180 What's the matter, Ren? 665 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,660 Uh, never mind. 666 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,160 It's none of my business. 667 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:50,960 I'll see you around. 668 00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,500 Seriously, that guy. 669 00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,120 Maybe we should turn in for the night. 670 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:00,880 Sure. 671 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,220 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 672 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,680 Good night. 673 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,320 Hey, you. 674 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:28,480 Yes. 675 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,920 You need to pay for your room tonight. 676 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,780 Don't tell me you don't have any cash. 677 00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,180 No, I do. 678 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,140 Ah, thank you. 679 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:43,760 Peace. 680 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,400 Story development. 681 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:47,860 Peace. 682 00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:52,740 I won't be worth anything if I don't eat. 683 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,360 Get some sleep lead. 684 00:54:56,260 --> 00:55:26,240 *sad music* 685 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:40,240 *sad music* The pace has dropped too much Kev is it? There's nothing I can do about that Kev. The pace is dictated by the game. There's nothing I can do about that. 686 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,240 *sad music* 687 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,240 *sad music* 688 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,240 *sad music* 689 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,240 *sad music* 690 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,240 *sad music* 691 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:47,240 *sad music* 692 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,240 *sad music* 693 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240 *sad music* 694 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,240 *sad music* 695 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,240 *sad music* 696 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,240 *sad music* 697 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,240 *sad music* 698 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,240 *sad music* 699 00:55:54,240 --> 00:56:01,700 everybody's got a weakness I'm sure of it what is his style yeah he had a weird 700 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:09,100 looking stance I've never seen it before even use some moves that resemble 701 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:14,860 animals if we figure out his style we might be able to find a way to beat him 702 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:24,240 you know any martial arts experts an expert I should 703 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,140 talk to mr. sure 704 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:47,740 excuse me thanks for the tip I see thanks very much good gasket 705 00:56:54,240 --> 00:57:00,480 was there really a dead a dead sheep situation in the the black sea or was 706 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,140 that was that a joke 707 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:30,800 Excuse me, thanks for the tip. I see. Absolutely sending it. Thank you very much. Shoutout to Kev. Merion Road, a real G. All the best Kev. 708 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:59,460 While we're on the way to Mr. Shoes Gaff, I don't want to listen to this music they've laid out for me. So maybe I took the liberty after the last game, after the last stream ended there. I didn't switch off the console and recorded for a couple of minutes. You know what I recorded, right? 709 00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:29,440 Thank you. 710 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,440 Thank you. 711 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:31,440 Thank you. 712 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:31,440 Thank you. 713 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,440 Thank you. 714 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,460 Da da da 715 00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:38,000 Da da da da da 716 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,320 Da da da 717 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,900 Towers of Chang 718 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,120 Towers of Chang 719 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,720 Sending it 720 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,200 Absolutely sending it 721 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,360 Sending it 722 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,040 Sending it 723 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,940 That's a bleeding blue and white 724 00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:58,340 That's a bleeding blue and white 725 00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:00,820 Or 38 726 00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:04,580 John 727 00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:06,720 You're 38 728 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,280 Bleeding blue and white 729 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,500 Bleeding blue and white 730 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:19,000 Sending it 731 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,200 Sending it 732 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:31,660 Some of that 733 00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:43,160 Mr. Scher 734 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,760 Oh 735 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,260 Hey there 736 00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:47,760 Let's have a round 737 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,200 We can talk after that 738 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:59,860 Thanks very much Johnson 739 00:59:59,860 --> 01:00:02,440 Tell Kev Collins I'll see him at work tomorrow 740 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,500 Few directors to check 741 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,740 Don't know what that means man 742 01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,000 But hopefully all is well 743 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000 As we enter the thunder draw 744 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,620 Against Percy pudding 745 01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:19,260 Xx circle circle xx circle circle 746 01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:26,940 Fucking shit again 747 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:47,940 Slope it's fetched 748 01:00:47,940 --> 01:01:01,940 slow it's fetched furiously fetched 749 01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:15,940 hahaha 750 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:29,940 *sad music* 751 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,940 you don't say 752 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,940 i'm sure he said something chinese there but it sounded like you don't say 753 01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,940 kung fu away boys 754 01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:45,940 kung fu away 755 01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,940 thunder palm away boys 756 01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:49,940 thunder palm away 757 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:53,940 excuse me 758 01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:55,940 thanks for the tip 759 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,940 i see 760 01:01:57,940 --> 01:01:59,940 Valtteri Bottas 761 01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:01,940 thank you very much for your kind and generous tip 762 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:03,940 from an F1 racer 763 01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:05,940 this pace is sufficient 764 01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:07,940 you say power on youngblood 765 01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:09,940 so uh 766 01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:11,940 what did you want to talk about 767 01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:13,940 i'm gonna ask you about kung fu style 768 01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:13,940 thanks very much man 769 01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:15,940 sure what's up 770 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,940 it uses a peculiar stance 771 01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:19,940 that's so 772 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:23,940 the guy kept his head low and his arms raised behind him 773 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,940 do you know what the style is called 774 01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:27,940 no idea 775 01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,940 there were animal movements mixed in 776 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,940 oh 777 01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:33,940 then that's easy 778 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,940 if it was a monkey that's monkey fist 779 01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:37,940 crane is white crane 780 01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:39,940 a tiger is tiger fist 781 01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:41,940 snake 782 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:43,940 snake that's snake style 783 01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:45,940 and giraffe that's giraffe 784 01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:45,940 excuse me 785 01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,940 thanks for the tip 786 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:47,940 yeah 787 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,940 okay i got it i see 788 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,940 lindy thank you very much 789 01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:53,940 do you know any experts in martial arts 790 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:53,940 i do 791 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,940 hope you are 792 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,940 my kung fu master 793 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,940 your master 794 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:01,940 would you tell me who that is 795 01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:03,940 red master 796 01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:05,940 pei shien zi 797 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:07,940 you can find him at the harbor 798 01:03:07,940 --> 01:03:09,940 thank you so much 799 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940 come and spar with me again 800 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,940 sure thing 801 01:03:13,940 --> 01:03:19,940 the fist of the snake 802 01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:48,960 Rory Samson, how are you? 803 01:03:48,960 --> 01:04:07,200 I'm not too bad, thanks very much for watching. All the best, all the best. Beat your gorilla jist in the night. Four towers of chenklies. It's basically three liters. Four towers of chenklies. 804 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:31,340 Thanks for the tin. Jimmy Jusus. I see. Thank you very much. Jimmy Jusus. How are you Jus? What's the story? How are you from Rory? Is your name Rory? Or Jimmy Jusus? Jimmy Jusus. Thanks very much. 805 01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:52,660 It's hard sometimes to find the light to carry on. I know I can find it if I try. I know I can find it. I won't die. 806 01:04:52,660 --> 01:05:11,240 What video is about sending it? Alright, the voicemail. Did you not hear it? 807 01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:17,140 I don't know where you can find it now, man. I got fucking sent it. 808 01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:38,660 And I tell you something. Jimmy Jusus. When you do find it, you're gonna laugh. 809 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:56,660 I don't know where you can find it. Just, uh... Oh yeah. Just Google sending it. Voicemail. Black Rock. You should get a result. 810 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:26,100 That works. Thanks very much, Jimmy Jusus. Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see. And the 36 chambers of sending it. Thanks very much. 811 01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:28,820 *Horseplay* 812 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:34,620 Mm, yeah, uh, uh, uh. 813 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,520 Abu Bakr al-Bagdadi! 814 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520 Thanks for the tip! 815 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,320 I see! 816 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,320 Tevin Collins! 817 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,820 Thanks for the tip! 818 01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:49,820 Very kind of you! 819 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,320 You know it! 820 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,320 Horseplay! 821 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,320 Horseplay! 822 01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:58,820 Eh, eh, eh, eh! 823 01:06:58,820 --> 01:06:59,820 Horseplay! 824 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,320 Excuse me! 825 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,820 Thanks for the tip! 826 01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:03,820 I see! 827 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,820 Don't check the stock! 828 01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:06,820 Check the windows! 829 01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:09,820 Thanks very much! 830 01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:19,820 Fish and whar- wharfs, eh, don't hear the- 831 01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:24,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 832 01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:26,200 Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. 833 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:26,220 Tell me, tell me. 834 01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:56,200 Tell me, tell me. 835 01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:26,180 Tell me, tell me. 836 01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:56,160 Tell me, tell me. 837 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,300 Thanks for the tip. 838 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,160 Samantha. 839 01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:58,640 I see. 840 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:00,700 Thank you very much, Samantha. 841 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:02,660 I see. 842 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,280 Oh, why are we missing out on here? 843 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,320 Could be a brand new tune. 844 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,620 It's classer. 845 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:14,100 But it's not. 846 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:25,620 I heard you talk shite. 847 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,700 I heard you talk shite. 848 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:28,280 I heard you talk shite uptown. 849 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,280 Watch out. 850 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,240 Watch out. 851 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,620 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 852 01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:32,040 We'll get out. 853 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,020 I'm going to get out of here. 854 01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:33,820 I'm going to get out of here. 855 01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:34,820 I'm going to get out of here. 856 01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:35,820 I'm going to get out of here. 857 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:36,820 I'm going to get out of here. 858 01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:37,820 I'm going to get out of here. 859 01:09:37,820 --> 01:09:38,820 I'm going to get out of here. 860 01:09:38,820 --> 01:10:08,800 Go on. He kept his head low and his arms raised behind him. Do you know what this style is called? Thanks, man. Why do you seek this information? A friend was kidnapped by the red snakes. The red snakes, you say? I want to know the style their leader uses. Their style. If I knew his style, I could potentially find a weakness. Exploit the weakness. Landormer, thank you very much as well. Yeah. 861 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:38,640 I'm sure you, of all people, understand that martial arts cannot be learned overnight. Yeah. You must really have your back against the wall. Yeah. If you know, please, tell me. Yeah. Even if there was a technique, you must possess the basics to be able to use it. Yeah. Then test me. Please. I suppose a friendly spar, 862 01:10:38,640 --> 01:11:02,040 would help to pass the time. A friendly spar. Break his fucking face. Into two. If a fish jumps, so shall the water jump. It is just the law of nature. It is unreasonable to fight it. 863 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:38,320 Be a tree in the wind. Go with the flow. A long time ago, martial arts were bad. But humans are interested. 864 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:52,320 They are very interesting creatures. They practiced in secret. They practiced in secret, away from prying eyes, and became stronger. One even practiced atop this very boat. None trend survived the ban and was passed on in this way. 865 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:19,440 Your Kung Fu is lacking. Excuse me, Grandmaster. Train more in Kung Fu before you come back. I'll spar with you anytime you like. 866 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,260 Philosophizing as he's slapping you. Thank you, Grandmaster. 867 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:46,560 Hey, Xinhua. What is it, Yon? Do you remember the cormorant fisherman at the dock? 868 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:51,500 A fisherman? Oh, yes. We saw him when we arrived in Niawu. 869 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,700 It turns out he's a martial arts master. 870 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,100 A master? That's impressive. 871 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:00,180 I know. 872 01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:03,920 So, is he going to help us? 873 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,680 Well, we sparred. 874 01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:11,060 But he said my Kung Fu wasn't good enough to teach me anything. 875 01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:13,040 I see. 876 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,720 So, what do we do now? 877 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,980 I've got to get better at Kung Fu. 878 01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,320 The same thing we do every day. 879 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,760 Sure, I'm level 25, man. 880 01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:25,300 I don't need to get better for no man or beast. 881 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,300 I'm going to go back to the room. 882 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,620 I'm fucking well trained in the art of martial art. 883 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,720 25 levels, man. 884 01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:36,060 25 chambers of death. 885 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,720 I need a few fucking bottles of snake and I'll... 886 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,400 I'll fucking lift him off the ground, man. 887 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,180 It's already late. 888 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:50,800 I'll come back tomorrow. 889 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,800 Bit of sleep first, you know. 890 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:55,500 Why is she fucking... 891 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,880 Just take an upfront payment so I don't have to pay every night. 892 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,240 Don't tell me you don't have any cash. 893 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:04,500 No. 894 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:05,660 I do. 895 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,580 Ah, thank you. 896 01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:20,020 I've got to eat something. 897 01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:34,760 Thanks for the tip. 898 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:36,140 I see. 899 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,300 Andrew and Dob from tip. 900 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,140 Thank you very much. 901 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:40,380 Thank you. 902 01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:41,600 I hope you're well. 903 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,600 Back... 904 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,600 To this... 905 01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:53,600 Fight... 906 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,600 With three bottles... 907 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,460 Of Chang. 908 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,420 Three bottles of Chang. 909 01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:01,380 Fight. 910 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,600 Full... 911 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,020 HP, XP. 912 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,020 Garlic it up. 913 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,740 Five cloves of garlic in the back pocket. 914 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:08,960 Five bulbs, sorry. 915 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:11,380 Three bottles of snake Chang. 916 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,760 That cormorant fisherman is a grandmaster? 917 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:20,760 Huh. 918 01:15:20,980 --> 01:15:23,020 I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover. 919 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:24,700 So... 920 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,520 Thank you very much. 921 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:26,180 I see. 922 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,340 I see. 923 01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:27,560 I see. 924 01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:28,740 Heavy petting. 925 01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:29,340 He... 926 01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:30,740 Didn't tell me. 927 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,020 Does that fisherman even know? 928 01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:36,120 I'm not sure. 929 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,220 I sparred with a grandmaster. 930 01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,220 And he said my kung fu was lacking. 931 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,080 That'd do me no good to know. 932 01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:45,860 You idiot. 933 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,400 You can still win even if you don't have enough kung fu. 934 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,240 Really? 935 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:53,080 Hold on. 936 01:15:54,980 --> 01:15:55,260 Hey. 937 01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:57,520 Is there anywhere you can learn kung fu? 938 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,540 At some school or dojo, I suppose. 939 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:04,200 Oh, there might be a martial arts expert there. 940 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,980 Well, go look for a place that teaches kung fu. 941 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:10,980 Good idea. 942 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,200 Sure I've been. 943 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,460 I'm fucking class, man. 944 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,260 I can beat everyone. 945 01:16:14,260 --> 01:16:18,760 *Buffet sound* 946 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:47,760 Where would a fella get snake power this... this... 947 01:16:47,760 --> 01:17:10,760 Time and day. Time and place. I don't need it anyway, I just need bananas. Bananas please. No messing around. Give me the bananas. No time to chat. Bananas now. Stat. I needed bananas ten minutes ago. 948 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:32,760 Ten bunches of bananas. 90 quid. Thanks again. Thanks but no thanks. I see. Michael... Michael Glowman. Thanks very much. 949 01:17:43,760 --> 01:18:02,760 I'm gonna absolutely leather these that one by one. And here's Mads Mikkelsen. Fresh from his cameo in Death Stranding. He was straight on the old... 950 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:08,760 Jumbo Jet back to Japan. Where he engaged... 951 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,760 Some mocap... 952 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:14,760 For the game Shenmuezy. 953 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,760 Japanese Mads Mikkelsen. Round of applause please for Japanese Mads Mikkelsen. 954 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,760 Excuse me. Are you here to train? 955 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:29,760 Yeah. 956 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,760 Actually, I have a question. 957 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,760 Oh? And what might that be? 958 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,760 It's about Kung Fu. 959 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,760 Ah. Then you've come to the right person. 960 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,760 I had a run in with a martial artist that uses an unorthodox style. 961 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,760 Yeah. There were animal movements mixed in. Animal movements? 962 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:57,760 Yeah, like an old cat. 963 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,760 Yeah. I was wondering if you could identify it. 964 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,760 This martial artist. Do you know who he is or where he's from? 965 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:14,760 Oh. Um. He's the Red Snakes big guy. 966 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:16,760 Red Snakes? 967 01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,760 He got an undergrad and UL in arts. 968 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,760 I heard that young man's been waging war for them. 969 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:20,760 Martial arts. 970 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:22,760 Good luck. 971 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,760 That's not you, is it? 972 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,760 I... don't know about war. But yeah. 973 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,760 How... reckless. 974 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,760 One man alone cannot stand up to an entire gang. 975 01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,760 I know. But... 976 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,760 I see. 977 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,760 Thanks for the tip. 978 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,760 I see. Force. 979 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:48,760 Me old kindred spirit. Thank you very much for that. 980 01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,760 Hmm. Has he just told a skill thing that I need to know there? 981 01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,760 That's something. 982 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,760 Have you come to train? 983 01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,760 You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy. 984 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,760 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 985 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,760 You can also test your skills in a real match. 986 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,760 Dara, thank you very much. I see. I see. 987 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,760 What will you do? 988 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:10,760 What will you do? 989 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:10,760 Uh, you say, "Francis Kung Fu is fake news." 990 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:11,760 Come back again. 991 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,760 You're welcome here anytime. 992 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,760 We're not going anywhere. 993 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:17,760 We're not going anywhere. 994 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,760 Excuse me. 995 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:20,760 For fuck's sake. 996 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:21,760 For fuck's sake. 997 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,760 For fuck's sake. 998 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,760 Dara, thank you very much. 999 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,760 I see. 1000 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:25,760 I see. 1001 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,760 What will you do? 1002 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:27,760 Uh, you say, "Francis Kung Fu is fake news." 1003 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:28,760 Come back again. 1004 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:29,760 You're welcome here anytime. 1005 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:30,760 You're welcome here anytime. 1006 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:31,760 We're not going anywhere. 1007 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:32,760 You're welcome here anytime. 1008 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,760 We're not going anywhere. 1009 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:34,760 We're not going anywhere. 1010 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,760 We're not going anywhere. 1011 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,760 We're not going anywhere. 1012 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,980 You say Francis kung fu is fake news. 1013 01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:44,180 A bit of Brazilian jiu-jitsu and some winter rules for all them champs. 1014 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,620 I'll keep that in mind, Dara. Thanks. 1015 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,600 But do you like coconuts? 1016 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,020 Thank you very much. 1017 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,660 Thank you very much for that. 1018 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:01,900 I appreciate that. 1019 01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:03,880 Would you ever do Vipers View again? 1020 01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:09,380 At some stage, something's going to have to happen, you know? 1021 01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:15,700 Because I've been fucking trying to chase chickens and ducks in a virtual world. 1022 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:23,880 You know, there's only so much of that before you need to sink your teeth into some reality bites again. 1023 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,220 Thanks for the tip. 1024 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:26,980 Appreciate it. 1025 01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,440 Thanks for watching. 1026 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:36,880 I'll open the book. 1027 01:21:40,220 --> 01:21:40,620 Uh... 1028 01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:41,680 Fuck yeah. 1029 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,720 We should just open the book and then... 1030 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,800 Didn't learn anything at Wu Shen Ha. 1031 01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:46,640 Look for another place. 1032 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,240 Tell you, there's a fucking dojo down the back of this place. 1033 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:51,740 There might be someone down there. 1034 01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:54,700 I tell you, there's another place... 1035 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,580 I tell you another. 1036 01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:58,660 There's another place down at the... 1037 01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:00,840 The groovy tune... 1038 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,920 The groovy tune gap. 1039 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,220 Which we might hear a little bit of... 1040 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:10,880 Right now. 1041 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:34,900 Thanks, Piper. 1042 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,020 Because of these streams... 1043 01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:38,680 I started playing Shenmue one yesterday. 1044 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:43,500 Thank you, Rotten Hedge. 1045 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,600 Hope that you are enjoying these streams. 1046 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:48,320 Thanks for watching. 1047 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:51,700 It's got a pop-up-up... 1048 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,040 Do-da-do... 1049 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,880 Walk through the temple... 1050 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,880 Don't run... 1051 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,880 Or we're gonna come and kill you... 1052 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,880 Ring the bell... 1053 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,880 Light the candle... 1054 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,880 And cook that pot... 1055 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,880 Stir the soup... 1056 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,200 Stir the soup... 1057 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,240 Inside the pot... 1058 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,540 It's really hot... 1059 01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:10,800 Don't let it stick... 1060 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:11,880 To the side... 1061 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:15,660 When you get outside... 1062 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:16,800 You can run... 1063 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:17,760 For your life... 1064 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:39,680 Climb the steps... 1065 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:40,840 All the way... 1066 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,040 To the top... 1067 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,620 Of the temple... 1068 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,940 The Chinese temple... 1069 01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,720 Yeah, babe... 1070 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,140 Ah, fucking chewing, man. 1071 01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:51,940 I think I was on some serious shit, man. 1072 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:52,460 Oh, yeah. 1073 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,400 And the chewing left me. 1074 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:54,720 Oh, I had the fucking skills... 1075 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,140 To pay the bills, like... 1076 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,060 Hang on. 1077 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,700 We'll get to it in the real part anyway now. 1078 01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:00,780 Oh. 1079 01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:12,320 Here we are. 1080 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:26,440 This looks like somewhere... 1081 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,840 You'd fucking have an old fight. 1082 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:29,700 There's no one... 1083 01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:32,620 You get bet. 1084 01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:50,820 I fucked it up. 1085 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,440 I don't know where I... 1086 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:52,600 I went the wrong place. 1087 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,600 Where is there another fucking dojo? 1088 01:24:54,780 --> 01:24:55,500 Or is there... 1089 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,300 Another temple... 1090 01:24:56,300 --> 01:25:03,680 This girl... 1091 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:04,680 This girl... 1092 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,680 The most... 1093 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,240 Requested directions aimed at this girl here... 1094 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,160 Just by proxy... 1095 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,040 Because of where she's standing. 1096 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:11,560 Do you have a minute? 1097 01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:13,460 Direction NPC. 1098 01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:16,740 Do you know of any Kung Fu training grounds? 1099 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,260 Kung Fu? 1100 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:19,360 Watch out! 1101 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:20,740 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! 1102 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:21,120 I don't know! 1103 01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:25,060 I always hear strange yelling and banging coming from there. 1104 01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:27,180 Gotcha. 1105 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:27,260 Gotcha. 1106 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:43,580 Did we go to the Mooran Cafe before? 1107 01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,260 Is that the Mooran Cafe down there? 1108 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,460 That's not the Mooran. 1109 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,360 Or is the Mooran down there? 1110 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:57,400 Is that Mooran? 1111 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:58,280 Are you Mooran, man? 1112 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,500 Fucking Mickey Mooran. 1113 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:09,700 Da-ba-da-da-da-da! 1114 01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:13,880 Brain slug. 1115 01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:14,680 Thank you very much. 1116 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:16,040 That's very kind of you. 1117 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,020 Missed a bit. 1118 01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:19,580 What happened since you were chasing the ducks? 1119 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:21,080 We are... 1120 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:24,760 We're hot on the tail of the fucking red dragons or whatever they're called, man. 1121 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,740 Gonna decapitate them, man. 1122 01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,080 Gonna lacerate them. 1123 01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,080 Where's Mooran? 1124 01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:31,640 Mooran. 1125 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:00,800 Go again. 1126 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,060 Down the street. 1127 01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:03,880 Will this ever end? 1128 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,360 Not or not bad. 1129 01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:13,260 How about that? 1130 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,460 This is fucking Mooran, is it? 1131 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:23,940 Is this the Mooran? 1132 01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:25,440 Excuse me. 1133 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,420 Make your way up to the second floor and get yourself some prizes. 1134 01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:32,520 Where's the Mooran, man? 1135 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,780 Do you know of any places where I could practice Kung Fu? 1136 01:27:35,540 --> 01:27:36,560 Kung Fu? 1137 01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:38,320 You mean the martial art? 1138 01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,920 Couldn't you just go to the Mooran Cafe? 1139 01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:42,480 Okay. 1140 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:42,480 Okay. 1141 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:43,380 Thanks. 1142 01:27:43,380 --> 01:27:58,740 The Mooran Cafe is over that, uh... bridge. 1143 01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:01,500 Da-da-da. 1144 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,500 Da-da-da. 1145 01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:04,860 Ba-ba-ba. 1146 01:28:04,860 --> 01:28:04,980 Ba-ba-ba. 1147 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:13,720 Is this the Mooran, lads? 1148 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:14,020 Is it? 1149 01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:15,060 Can I fight here? 1150 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:18,640 Excuse me? 1151 01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:20,400 Looking for a quick hit? 1152 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,640 Welcome to the newest hotspot in Yahoo. 1153 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,420 Thanks for the tip. 1154 01:28:23,580 --> 01:28:24,320 The Mooran Cafe. 1155 01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:24,780 I see. 1156 01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:27,100 Derek Corcoran, thank you very much. 1157 01:28:28,820 --> 01:28:32,420 Hope you're enjoying the lovely atmosphere of the game and the pace hasn't got you shook. 1158 01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,260 Do you know of anywhere I could practice Kung Fu? 1159 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,360 Thank you very much for watching. 1160 01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:38,360 You've come to the right place. 1161 01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:39,520 Huh? 1162 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,140 We offer Kung Fu practice sessions. 1163 01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,740 The owner can fill you in on the details. 1164 01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:46,020 Okay. 1165 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:46,940 Thanks. 1166 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:51,960 The owner can fill you in. 1167 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:04,840 Kung. 1168 01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:10,640 Animalistic behavior. 1169 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,640 Animalistic tendencies. 1170 01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,420 Animalistic violence. 1171 01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:21,480 There's a fucking fighter jack coming down the door! 1172 01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,480 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? 1173 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:31,480 Cause that stuff is a blast. 1174 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,480 Horse dance is free! 1175 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:34,480 Horse dance huh? 1176 01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:37,480 Mr. Bay did say I'm not good enough at Kung Fu. 1177 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:39,480 Maybe I should give it a shot. 1178 01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:46,480 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1179 01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:52,480 Thanks very much the lonely donkey. 1180 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,480 Thanks for watching and supporting. 1181 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:59,480 Just had my Erasmus Grant come through. 1182 01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:03,480 Thought I'd spread the love. Thanks very much. 1183 01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:05,480 I hope you're keeping well. 1184 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:08,480 And that the Erasmus is going grand. 1185 01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:10,480 Where are you erasing? 1186 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,480 Did you fucking erase anyone yet? 1187 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,480 Over yonder. 1188 01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:19,480 Do you listen to Erasure do you? 1189 01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:20,480 On the Erasmus. 1190 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:25,480 Erasmus in Kowloon. 1191 01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:29,480 Kowloon City at night. 1192 01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:42,480 Amazing speed. Amazing pace. 1193 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,480 Finish quats. 1194 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:59,480 I should see where else martial artists gather. 1195 01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:01,480 Something I can help you with? 1196 01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:04,480 Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here? 1197 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,480 Probably over at Liu Ha Hall. 1198 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:10,480 A lot of people go to train under the instructors there. 1199 01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:12,480 Liu Ha Hall. 1200 01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,480 Liu Ha. Yeah I was there already. They're shy. 1201 01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:18,480 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1202 01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:20,480 Randy Landy. Thank you very much. 1203 01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,480 Thank you very much. 1204 01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:26,480 Kung Fu needs to get feral but the stream is strong. Thank you very much. 1205 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,480 There's a nice fat beat coming up. 1206 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:32,480 Slap beat is it? Slap bass. 1207 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:36,500 These lads are gonna get a fucking slapped face soon enough. 1208 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:38,980 Schlapped face. 1209 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:40,140 Schlapped face. 1210 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:41,320 Schlapped face. 1211 01:31:42,380 --> 01:31:43,380 Here we go again. 1212 01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:45,220 Here we go again. 1213 01:31:47,220 --> 01:31:48,360 Number 10. 1214 01:31:49,060 --> 01:31:50,460 Alright. 1215 01:31:50,460 --> 01:32:20,440 Alright. 1216 01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:22,100 Sisters a fucking ride. 1217 01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:24,340 Can't believe I just read that out. 1218 01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:29,060 Are you in with a shout? 1219 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:32,680 Back for the tip. 1220 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:37,660 The Papamario. 1221 01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,660 The Papamario. 1222 01:32:39,660 --> 01:33:01,660 *music* 1223 01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:05,660 Deal Winton's supermarket sweep is this place now. 1224 01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:11,660 Deal Winton's Japanese branch of supermarkets that he had. 1225 01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:15,660 He was big in Japan. Supermarket sweep was massive in Japan. 1226 01:33:15,660 --> 01:33:19,660 *music* 1227 01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:22,660 Any snake? Any snake, no? 1228 01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,660 Carrot juice. 1229 01:33:25,660 --> 01:33:29,660 Fuck it man. I'm not in here man. 1230 01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:31,660 *music* 1231 01:33:31,660 --> 01:33:33,660 Tuna, fiver. 1232 01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:35,660 120 HP. 1233 01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:39,660 Ah fuck that shite man, it's rose man. 1234 01:33:39,660 --> 01:33:41,660 *music* 1235 01:33:41,660 --> 01:33:43,660 Shite. 1236 01:33:43,660 --> 01:33:49,260 back soon wish time 1237 01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:14,500 excuse me welcome to Nyao Wu pharmacy your medicinal one-stop shop whatever your 1238 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:22,660 ailment we have the remedy do you know where I could practice kung-fu did you 1239 01:34:22,660 --> 01:34:31,640 say kung-fu why don't you try leo ha-hall ah right just want to buy snake oil please thanks very much 1240 01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:36,920 it's right up ahead snake oil there's a martial arts instructor who occasionally buys his medication 1241 01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:49,520 there he's very round which is to say he's my type is that so thank you is that so snake juice 1242 01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:55,640 whatever your ailment we have the remedy we also purchase herbs from collectors 1243 01:34:55,640 --> 01:35:16,160 probably get a cheaper somewhere else come back anytime I'd say you can get a 20 quid cheaper 1244 01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:32,240 somewhere else Shen was he over here what's crack hey Shenhua yes Leo I'm looking for a place to 1245 01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:39,440 practice car you know where and going like oh really yeah did you see any place like that in town skip now 1246 01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:49,560 that you mention it crocodile so you have well I saw some people practicing near a big temple which 1247 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:57,860 temple was that the one past the street lined with shops ah up the hill past the promenade got it 1248 01:35:57,860 --> 01:36:02,420 I'll go take a look good luck 1249 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:13,360 we've got a nice selection and just so you know we also buy medicinal herbs 1250 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:26,320 thanks for the tip I see sunny crockett thank you very much 1251 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:48,800 we protect the privacy of all of our customers rip off rip off China 1252 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:57,580 fucking robbie blind up there man you get that snake juice somewhere else cheaper I'd say 1253 01:36:57,580 --> 01:37:02,680 one of the shitty stalls down by the fishing village or something 1254 01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:20,540 Crack. 1255 01:37:20,540 --> 01:37:38,580 Level 25, man. 1256 01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:42,640 Level fucking 25. Probably level 26. 1257 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:47,500 I figured someone around here might know about Kung Fu. 1258 01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:52,060 Well, as you can probably tell, I'm your only hope. 1259 01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:54,440 Yeah, I guess so. 1260 01:37:55,220 --> 01:37:57,400 Hey, don't sound so disappointed. 1261 01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,060 Come on, let's have a little sparring match. 1262 01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:02,200 What? 1263 01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:06,200 How do you spare with this, Cut? 1264 01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:36,180 What? 1265 01:38:36,180 --> 01:39:03,000 You're going down there. 1266 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:17,000 You're going down to Chinatown, which is all around us because we're in China. 1267 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:20,000 Thanks for the yetis. 1268 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,000 Appreciate the support. 1269 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:29,820 Those yetis are from the heart, I can tell. 1270 01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:36,820 That's a good yeti. 1271 01:39:36,820 --> 01:39:43,820 Slow-mo there, man. 1272 01:39:43,820 --> 01:39:44,820 Excuse me. 1273 01:39:44,820 --> 01:39:45,820 Thanks for the tin. 1274 01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:46,820 I see you. 1275 01:39:46,820 --> 01:39:47,820 Thank you. 1276 01:39:47,820 --> 01:39:50,820 There's a ride on the yacht. 1277 01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:52,220 Sonny Crockett, thank you. 1278 01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:53,680 There's a ride on the yacht. 1279 01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:56,420 Oh yeah, loving the silky smooth tune. 1280 01:39:56,580 --> 01:39:57,860 That reminds me of my own theme. 1281 01:39:58,060 --> 01:39:59,580 Any chance you could queue that one up? 1282 01:39:59,980 --> 01:40:00,460 What's that? 1283 01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:02,700 Sonny Crockett. 1284 01:40:04,420 --> 01:40:05,500 Level 25. 1285 01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:07,060 Attack level 14. 1286 01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,160 Endurance 12. 1287 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:16,300 I don't think any tune is going to beat that one, to be honest, Sonny. 1288 01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:19,640 There's nothing I want to hear more than that tune again. 1289 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:21,720 And it's just around the corner. 1290 01:40:22,460 --> 01:40:25,100 Well, you can get into a horse stance over there. 1291 01:40:25,740 --> 01:40:26,540 Why don't you try? 1292 01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:29,320 Maybe I will. 1293 01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:31,700 Yeah, I'll give it a shot. 1294 01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:43,320 Shit. 1295 01:40:50,460 --> 01:40:56,620 They're mad for making me do this horse stance enduro competition with the wooden pole. 1296 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:02,000 I have to basically remain in that position for a minute. 1297 01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:05,860 I started doing it when we played the game last week. 1298 01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:08,760 I was doing it in tandem in reality. 1299 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:14,380 And it does actually, you can feel it on the thighs by around, you know, the minute mark. 1300 01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:21,280 Just in case you wanted to know. 1301 01:41:40,340 --> 01:41:41,220 Amazing gameplay. 1302 01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:43,200 Really is. 1303 01:41:48,620 --> 01:41:50,500 Oh yeah, I know Krakit's theme. It's good. 1304 01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:20,040 Oh yeah. How could I forget? 1305 01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:21,480 You know some? 1306 01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,860 I keep hearing about this spot where you can bet on fights. 1307 01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:28,460 You looking for a street fight? 1308 01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,820 Bet on fights, huh? Where is this place? 1309 01:42:32,580 --> 01:42:35,700 Hmm. I don't know, actually. 1310 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:37,220 I see. 1311 01:42:39,180 --> 01:42:40,240 I see. 1312 01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:57,120 Where would martial arts... martial artists hang out? 1313 01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:01,360 Fucking hell. 1314 01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:05,600 Anything going on up here? 1315 01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:06,960 It wouldn't be a street fight up there. 1316 01:43:16,100 --> 01:43:17,200 Excuse me. 1317 01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:18,460 Hit me. 1318 01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:22,460 Where do the martial artists here like to gather? 1319 01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:24,440 You can practice here. 1320 01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:25,900 Yeah, we were in there already. 1321 01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:26,720 Got it. 1322 01:43:27,380 --> 01:43:28,080 Thanks for the tip. 1323 01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:31,320 Farm dictate. 1324 01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:32,200 She's gonna lose. 1325 01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:36,580 Uh... 1326 01:43:36,580 --> 01:43:55,640 Fuck, I don't know. 1327 01:43:56,580 --> 01:43:57,600 It's anywhere down here. 1328 01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:20,760 Excuse me. 1329 01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:22,060 Hello. 1330 01:44:22,460 --> 01:44:23,500 And welcome. 1331 01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:28,180 Do you know where martial artists usually hang out? 1332 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:32,600 Liu Ha Hall is nearby, so go there. 1333 01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:39,480 Okay. 1334 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:39,560 Okay. 1335 01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:41,020 Any others? 1336 01:44:41,820 --> 01:44:43,580 Not that I know of. 1337 01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:44,840 I see. 1338 01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:57,840 Hang on. 1339 01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:58,540 I never... 1340 01:44:58,540 --> 01:45:00,360 That gate wasn't open before, was it? 1341 01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:08,720 Ah, I know where we are. 1342 01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:38,700 Thank you. 1343 01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:50,440 Oh yeah, I said I'd give a recap of the story. 1344 01:45:50,820 --> 01:45:57,700 The story is he went to the village in the beginning of the game to find where we left off from Shenmue 2. 1345 01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:03,000 Obviously, you know, he's trying to find the man who killed his father, Landy. 1346 01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:07,500 That's it. 1347 01:46:08,020 --> 01:46:09,080 What more do you need to know? 1348 01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:18,840 I need to fight a load of monks to get to the Red Dragons in order to get to Landy. 1349 01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:21,140 There's some connection between Landy and the Red Dragons. 1350 01:46:21,380 --> 01:46:22,280 That's what I can gather. 1351 01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:38,220 It's picking up pace now. 1352 01:46:38,960 --> 01:46:39,740 It really is. 1353 01:46:59,740 --> 01:47:00,940 Pace is fast. 1354 01:47:02,460 --> 01:47:03,780 Game is nice. 1355 01:47:08,780 --> 01:47:09,300 Oh yeah. 1356 01:47:09,440 --> 01:47:18,700 Sure, I thought when I was down at this dojo before that they told me to fuck off somewhere else. 1357 01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:21,880 I beat all these monks. 1358 01:47:24,320 --> 01:47:25,520 Beat all the monkey boys. 1359 01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:27,920 Excuse me. 1360 01:47:28,700 --> 01:47:29,920 Have you come to train? 1361 01:47:30,380 --> 01:47:30,880 I have. 1362 01:47:30,940 --> 01:47:33,520 You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy. 1363 01:47:33,900 --> 01:47:35,860 Or polish your skills mix by smart. 1364 01:47:35,860 --> 01:47:36,680 Thanks for the tip. 1365 01:47:37,120 --> 01:47:37,760 Owen Murphy. 1366 01:47:37,760 --> 01:47:40,700 Thank you very much, Owen Murphy. 1367 01:47:41,020 --> 01:47:41,920 What will you do? 1368 01:47:41,980 --> 01:47:49,580 I want to practice fighting against more than one opponent. 1369 01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:50,860 Can I do that here? 1370 01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:52,580 More than one? 1371 01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:54,140 I see. 1372 01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:56,920 I suppose that could be interesting. 1373 01:47:56,920 --> 01:47:57,620 Thanks very much. 1374 01:47:58,260 --> 01:48:01,240 The two opponents you'll be facing work well together. 1375 01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,480 They make a good combo. 1376 01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:06,180 So you have your work cut out for you. 1377 01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:09,720 No way. 1378 01:48:09,820 --> 01:48:13,260 He started playing champ manager 00 to 01. 1379 01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:18,800 I downloaded there a year or two ago and tried to install it, but I told my computer was too modern. 1380 01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:26,340 I had to install something called Wine Skin to be able to play it or something. 1381 01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:32,460 Wine Skin. 1382 01:48:32,460 --> 01:48:32,760 Wine Skin. 1383 01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,120 Well done. 1384 01:48:45,420 --> 01:48:46,180 You did it. 1385 01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:49,300 This is proof positive of your progress. 1386 01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:51,400 Come back again. 1387 01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,760 You're welcome here anytime. 1388 01:48:54,620 --> 01:48:56,320 We're not going anywhere. 1389 01:48:58,060 --> 01:48:59,340 Is this... 1390 01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:01,320 I have to beat everyone in the dojo. 1391 01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:01,400 Excuse me. 1392 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:03,380 Have you come to train? 1393 01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:06,960 You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy. 1394 01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:07,600 Back to the dojo with you. 1395 01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:09,420 Or punish your techniques by sparring. 1396 01:49:10,020 --> 01:49:13,500 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1397 01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:15,360 What will you do? 1398 01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:21,340 Do you want to have a match? 1399 01:49:22,060 --> 01:49:24,900 This time your opponent will be Black Wolf. 1400 01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:26,060 Bring him on. 1401 01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:29,240 Bring out the wolf. 1402 01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:59,320 Train him. 1403 01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:00,180 Train him. 1404 01:50:00,180 --> 01:50:00,220 Train him. 1405 01:50:00,220 --> 01:50:01,040 Train him. 1406 01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:07,580 Training. Training. Dojo. Dojo. 1407 01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:17,700 You're making excellent progress. You beat Black Wolf. That makes you second to one. Keep it up. 1408 01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:25,260 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1409 01:50:25,260 --> 01:50:26,940 Owen Murphy, thank you very much. 1410 01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:33,220 Am I better off donating to Patreon since you don't read my mad messages, lad? 1411 01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:37,560 No, don't. You don't have to donate at all, man. I'm not asking. 1412 01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:41,980 Your messages were just too mad, man. I'm so mad. 1413 01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:45,420 What did he say? Do you think Varadkar can live up to the hype? 1414 01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:47,700 I don't know. What hype? 1415 01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:51,380 Varad can't. 1416 01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:53,360 Excuse me. 1417 01:50:53,360 --> 01:51:01,380 Have you come to train? You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy or polish your techniques by sparring. 1418 01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:07,300 You can also test your skills in a real match. What will you do? 1419 01:51:07,620 --> 01:51:11,340 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1420 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,080 Decent Gulag Chow by Seamus. 1421 01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:18,700 Thanks. And thanks to Owen Murphy. 1422 01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:22,360 Sorry about the echo. 1423 01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:25,160 Like that. 1424 01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:27,020 Do you want to have a match? 1425 01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:29,920 Your next opponent will be blue. 1426 01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:55,580 What's with this guy? 1427 01:51:55,580 --> 01:51:55,700 Yeah. 1428 01:51:55,700 --> 01:52:13,440 Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see. 1429 01:52:13,820 --> 01:52:14,380 Thanks, Owen. 1430 01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:18,440 Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the stream. 1431 01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:22,740 Chillax vibes. 1432 01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,220 Chillax it out, man. 1433 01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,620 I didn't do fucking two hours of dummy work last night. 1434 01:52:35,900 --> 01:52:37,060 For nothing. 1435 01:52:37,060 --> 01:52:37,340 For nothing. 1436 01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:44,080 What will you do? 1437 01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:47,380 I'm going to take on the next guy, even though I've only got half health. 1438 01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:50,920 Alright. Maybe not. 1439 01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:54,620 Do you want to have... 1440 01:52:54,620 --> 01:52:56,160 This time, I'll have you... 1441 01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:07,520 He's got a nice Lombardi. 1442 01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:13,280 It's a smooth Lombardi, man. 1443 01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:17,360 He's got an ultra Lombardi. 1444 01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:20,760 Lombardis. 1445 01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:25,640 Lombastard. 1446 01:53:30,580 --> 01:53:31,500 Cunt's bugged. 1447 01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:35,220 Send it. 1448 01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:47,040 Got fucked up, man. 1449 01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:49,440 He got taken out to pasture. 1450 01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:52,060 Well, well. 1451 01:53:53,140 --> 01:53:54,900 You even beat White Wolf. 1452 01:53:55,260 --> 01:53:55,540 Yeah? 1453 01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:57,560 That moves you up to fourth Dawn. 1454 01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:01,340 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? 1455 01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:03,880 Cause that stuff was a blast. 1456 01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:24,280 Excuse me. 1457 01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,280 Have you come to train? 1458 01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,480 You can practice your... 1459 01:54:28,480 --> 01:54:29,320 You can all... 1460 01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:30,260 What will you do? 1461 01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:33,320 Have I come to train? 1462 01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:34,920 Do you want to have a match? 1463 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:38,700 Gold Wolf will be your opponent this time. 1464 01:54:42,740 --> 01:54:44,200 Gold Wolf is after you. 1465 01:54:45,060 --> 01:54:45,940 Fifth Wayne. 1466 01:54:45,940 --> 01:54:57,880 Kevin Murphy. 1467 01:54:57,880 --> 01:54:59,060 Seeing Yeti. 1468 01:55:07,060 --> 01:55:11,460 Imagine going into Ikea or fucking Home Store or more and going over to the beds with a bat. 1469 01:55:11,460 --> 01:55:12,460 Just going... 1470 01:55:12,460 --> 01:55:13,460 Yeti! 1471 01:55:13,460 --> 01:55:15,860 How long before the guards would be called? 1472 01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:20,600 Like, you know, it would be fucking pretty scary actually for some of the customers. 1473 01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:32,360 Home Store or more. 1474 01:55:32,460 --> 01:55:34,320 When all the Yetis are gone, they're gone. 1475 01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:39,740 Did die for him. 1476 01:55:39,740 --> 01:55:41,600 That makes you fifth to one. 1477 01:55:41,780 --> 01:55:42,040 Yeah. 1478 01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:44,100 A true testament to your efforts. 1479 01:55:44,940 --> 01:55:47,940 But there are even stronger opponents that await you. 1480 01:55:52,140 --> 01:55:52,640 What? 1481 01:55:52,740 --> 01:55:53,020 Here? 1482 01:55:53,140 --> 01:55:53,940 Or where did he say? 1483 01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:55,120 Did he say somewhere else? 1484 01:55:55,120 --> 01:56:15,880 haha did your man just tell us to go somewhere else then or to carry on there 1485 01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:22,780 with there are more twins dojo twins to take care of we're just fucking stomping 1486 01:56:22,780 --> 01:56:32,380 on these twins men we just whining them into the ground pure fucking hard when excuse me any 1487 01:56:32,380 --> 01:56:39,580 when welcome I've got the sweetest juiciest fruit in town sweetest juiciest twins in town 1488 01:56:39,580 --> 01:56:48,820 hey is there more Dwayne's down at the dojo 1489 01:56:48,820 --> 01:57:01,000 sue the dog on it 16 bunches of bananas 1490 01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:05,560 thanks again 1491 01:57:05,560 --> 01:57:09,560 excuse me have you come to train with me? 1492 01:57:09,560 --> 01:57:33,740 Excuse me. 1493 01:57:33,740 --> 01:57:35,720 Have you come to train? 1494 01:57:36,620 --> 01:57:39,280 You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy. 1495 01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:41,760 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1496 01:57:42,580 --> 01:57:45,820 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1497 01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:46,780 Clean your dummy. 1498 01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:53,980 You hammered your dummy. 1499 01:57:58,000 --> 01:58:00,360 Huh? 1500 01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:07,300 Sixth Dwayne. 1501 01:58:07,300 --> 01:58:10,100 Red Dragon is a sixth Dwayne. 1502 01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,800 It's gonna get fucking trashed. 1503 01:58:15,840 --> 01:58:18,360 Better call the fucking garbage truck to come. 1504 01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:20,840 I'm putting out the trash. 1505 01:58:22,840 --> 01:58:23,560 Cunce fucked. 1506 01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,960 You've heard of yin and yang. 1507 01:58:29,180 --> 01:58:31,240 So here's fucking ying and bang. 1508 01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:58,220 Good luck. 1509 01:58:58,220 --> 01:58:58,220 Good luck. 1510 01:58:58,220 --> 01:59:03,900 Good luck. 1511 01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:03,900 Good luck. 1512 01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:04,900 Good luck. 1513 01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:07,320 Good luck. 1514 01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:09,100 You beat Red Dragon. 1515 01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:12,620 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 1516 01:59:13,620 --> 01:59:15,060 Because that stuff was a blast. 1517 01:59:15,060 --> 01:59:15,840 Keep climbing. 1518 01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:17,240 Watch out. 1519 01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,240 Watch out. 1520 01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,240 Watch out. 1521 01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:18,620 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1522 01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:19,100 We'll get out. 1523 01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:28,020 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 1524 01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:41,040 Mads Mikkelsen. 1525 01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:41,440 Excuse me. 1526 01:59:41,440 --> 01:59:43,480 Have you come to train? 1527 01:59:44,480 --> 01:59:47,020 You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy. 1528 01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:49,520 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1529 01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:51,180 Mads Mikkelsen. 1530 01:59:51,180 --> 01:59:53,600 Test your skills in a real match. 1531 01:59:56,860 --> 01:59:59,160 So, you wish to fight? 1532 01:59:59,860 --> 02:00:02,360 Black Dragon should be the perfect opponent. 1533 02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:17,300 Dwan Hayes. 1534 02:00:19,980 --> 02:00:21,400 Any crocodile. 1535 02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:24,560 Straight off the bat. 1536 02:00:27,900 --> 02:00:29,440 Lovely strike. 1537 02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:38,560 Fucking hell I'm fucking him up. 1538 02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:42,120 I should have took a few bananas before we came into this. 1539 02:00:53,120 --> 02:00:54,120 Fucking wrecked. 1540 02:00:54,120 --> 02:01:00,740 Bring on the Dwan men. 1541 02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:04,920 Fucking flange master Gash. 1542 02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:06,920 Magnificent fight. 1543 02:01:07,940 --> 02:01:09,220 You beat Black Dragon. 1544 02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,880 So you have been promoted in rank. 1545 02:01:12,740 --> 02:01:13,920 Keep it up, warrior. 1546 02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:26,320 Excuse me. 1547 02:01:27,060 --> 02:01:28,300 Have you come to train? 1548 02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:31,820 You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy. 1549 02:01:32,180 --> 02:01:34,320 Or polish your techniques by sparring. 1550 02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:36,180 You can also test your skills in a real match. 1551 02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:38,600 You can polish your dummy over there. 1552 02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:40,180 What will you do? 1553 02:01:40,180 --> 02:01:42,940 You can polish your dummy out back. 1554 02:01:45,320 --> 02:01:45,640 So. 1555 02:01:45,800 --> 02:01:48,380 You decided to fight, have you? 1556 02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:50,200 You shall fight Blue Dragon. 1557 02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:52,580 He's a rather strong opponent. 1558 02:01:52,580 --> 02:01:54,580 *Squeak* 1559 02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:20,600 He's got sauce. He's got sauce. He's got sauce. 1560 02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:25,600 *Squeak* I'm impressed. Don't make me laugh. 1561 02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:33,600 You're no simple opponent. 1562 02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:41,600 He stopped that tickle! 1563 02:02:43,600 --> 02:02:45,600 *Squeak* Just! 1564 02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:50,600 He's tasty. 1565 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,600 He's got a bit of pep. 1566 02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:08,600 He's got a clean your domino. 1567 02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:12,600 *Squeak* In other words, you need to train more. 1568 02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:21,600 I don't think I have to train more. I nearly had him. 1569 02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:39,600 I'm gonna fucking take him now. Excuse me. Have you- you can pr- you can- what will you do? So, it is a fight you seek, Blue Dra- 1570 02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:58,600 Come on, come on. 1571 02:03:58,600 --> 02:04:21,600 You're no simple opponent. 1572 02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:44,600 He's got sauce. He's got sauce. He's been cooking for quite some time. 1573 02:04:44,600 --> 02:05:00,600 It seems you lack the foundations of a fighter. Use the wooden dummy to work on your kung fu and improve your techniques. In other words, you need to train more. Clean your dummy! 1574 02:05:00,600 --> 02:05:02,600 *Humming* 1575 02:05:02,600 --> 02:05:04,600 *Mario's voice* 1576 02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:06,600 *Mario's voice* 1577 02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:08,600 *Mario's voice* 1578 02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:09,600 *Mario's voice* 1579 02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:10,600 Hmm. 1580 02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:14,600 *Mario's voice* 1581 02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:16,600 *Mario's voice* 1582 02:05:23,600 --> 02:05:25,600 *Mario's voice* 1583 02:05:25,600 --> 02:05:27,600 Uh, Wu Shenhal if we can. 1584 02:05:27,600 --> 02:05:28,600 Wu Shenhal if we can. 1585 02:05:28,600 --> 02:05:31,600 Multiple, multiple matches possible Wu Shenhal. 1586 02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:32,600 *Mario's voice* 1587 02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:35,360 I swear to God, you're not giving me a hard stance. 1588 02:05:35,360 --> 02:05:37,360 Yeah, I swear to God. 1589 02:05:37,360 --> 02:06:07,340 I swear to God. 1590 02:06:07,340 --> 02:06:12,160 Where could you bet on fights? 1591 02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:32,460 There's no paddy power in China. 1592 02:06:32,460 --> 02:06:33,460 Okay. 1593 02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:34,460 Glad. 1594 02:06:34,460 --> 02:06:35,460 Glad. 1595 02:06:35,460 --> 02:06:42,460 Glad. 1596 02:06:42,460 --> 02:06:43,460 Glad. 1597 02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:44,460 Glad. 1598 02:06:44,460 --> 02:06:45,460 Glad. 1599 02:06:45,460 --> 02:06:46,460 Glad. 1600 02:06:46,460 --> 02:06:47,460 Glad. 1601 02:06:47,460 --> 02:06:48,460 Glad. 1602 02:06:48,460 --> 02:06:48,460 Glad. 1603 02:06:48,460 --> 02:06:48,460 Thanks again. 1604 02:06:50,460 --> 02:06:51,460 Thanks. 1605 02:06:51,460 --> 02:06:52,460 Thanks again. 1606 02:06:52,460 --> 02:06:53,460 Thanks. 1607 02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:53,460 Thanks again. 1608 02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:53,460 Six. 1609 02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:54,460 Really lobe is at the crack gold. 1610 02:06:54,460 --> 02:07:03,200 Thanks again. 1611 02:07:10,680 --> 02:07:11,320 Six. 1612 02:07:18,800 --> 02:07:19,580 Really, Lobe? 1613 02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:20,280 Is that the crack? 1614 02:07:20,580 --> 02:07:20,980 Gold? 1615 02:07:21,100 --> 02:07:22,280 And who am I fighting now? 1616 02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:23,860 Am I fighting Gold Dragon? 1617 02:07:23,940 --> 02:07:24,540 Is that who I'm... 1618 02:07:24,540 --> 02:07:25,740 I'm fighting Blue Dragon. 1619 02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:28,120 Also, I fought Gold Dragon. 1620 02:07:30,260 --> 02:07:31,240 And I bet him. 1621 02:07:31,360 --> 02:07:32,060 So now it's done. 1622 02:07:32,220 --> 02:07:34,560 Now all I need to do is go to the Fisher Lads. 1623 02:07:37,120 --> 02:07:37,520 Cool. 1624 02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:38,640 Thanks for the tip. 1625 02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:43,940 Saved me a lot of Yeti there, man. 1626 02:07:43,940 --> 02:07:46,740 It was going to be a late night Yeti affair. 1627 02:07:47,360 --> 02:07:49,460 Probably would have been Yeti for the next hour. 1628 02:07:53,420 --> 02:08:02,280 Wrong way. 1629 02:08:03,280 --> 02:08:03,860 I think. 1630 02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:08,040 Right way. 1631 02:08:12,100 --> 02:08:14,280 You know, we'll get down there and now it'll be time to go to bed. 1632 02:08:14,280 --> 02:08:44,260 *music* 1633 02:08:44,260 --> 02:08:46,260 *music* 1634 02:08:53,640 --> 02:09:05,320 John Sharks, thanks for the tip. Thank you for the tip. That was nice. Thank you, John. Thank you for your tip. Very much. 1635 02:09:09,820 --> 02:09:11,820 Send it. Send it. 1636 02:09:11,820 --> 02:09:16,460 that's what bleeding blue and white 1637 02:09:16,460 --> 02:09:18,840 that's what bleeding blue and white 1638 02:09:18,840 --> 02:09:21,380 Zurich 1639 02:09:21,380 --> 02:09:29,040 drive time 1640 02:09:29,040 --> 02:09:31,300 sponsored by Zurich 1641 02:09:31,300 --> 02:09:35,180 secure your future now 1642 02:09:35,180 --> 02:09:37,100 with a pension from Zurich 1643 02:09:37,100 --> 02:09:39,080 Zurich life 1644 02:09:39,080 --> 02:10:06,280 thanks very much John Shucks 1645 02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:10,280 your tip there 1646 02:10:10,280 --> 02:10:20,280 back on this now 1647 02:10:20,280 --> 02:10:23,080 Excuse me. 1648 02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:24,160 Hmm? 1649 02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:28,860 Uh, hi. 1650 02:10:29,780 --> 02:10:30,440 Are you ready? 1651 02:10:31,160 --> 02:10:31,720 For? 1652 02:10:32,480 --> 02:10:34,000 Kung fu, naturally. 1653 02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:37,920 You cannot learn kung fu without training hard. 1654 02:10:38,340 --> 02:10:40,360 But you must also know yourself. 1655 02:10:44,540 --> 02:10:45,600 I know. 1656 02:10:46,300 --> 02:10:49,420 Prove that you know by keeping up with me. 1657 02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,780 Got me. 1658 02:10:51,440 --> 02:10:52,320 Thanks for the tip. 1659 02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:53,700 I see. 1660 02:10:54,520 --> 02:10:55,560 Thanks for the tip. 1661 02:10:55,700 --> 02:10:57,740 Just tip from my Zurich to yours. 1662 02:10:57,860 --> 02:10:58,480 Thanks very much. 1663 02:10:59,740 --> 02:11:04,640 I haven't seen the video as well, John Shox, that you're talking about, but I'll have a look. 1664 02:11:10,740 --> 02:11:11,620 Shady boys. 1665 02:11:13,940 --> 02:11:15,220 Uh, hi. 1666 02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:18,220 I don't know what your circumstances are. 1667 02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:20,980 But surely you have something to do. 1668 02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:25,960 Training and hard work alone will not grant you what you seek. 1669 02:11:26,860 --> 02:11:27,340 Yes. 1670 02:11:40,140 --> 02:11:42,140 So where am I going? So... 1671 02:11:42,140 --> 02:11:44,140 Hmm... 1672 02:11:44,140 --> 02:11:48,140 *Squeak* 1673 02:11:48,140 --> 02:12:14,800 The duality of real. 1674 02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:24,960 Ding Shung Wang. 1675 02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:26,020 Excuse me. 1676 02:12:26,180 --> 02:12:27,180 Fisherman of the War. 1677 02:12:27,180 --> 02:12:32,080 There's something I want to ask. 1678 02:12:33,940 --> 02:12:36,260 Do you know where the martial artists here like together? 1679 02:12:37,060 --> 02:12:39,140 I dabbled in it when I was younger. 1680 02:12:39,540 --> 02:12:41,620 Used to practice at Liu Ha Ha. 1681 02:12:42,340 --> 02:12:43,220 I see. 1682 02:12:43,220 --> 02:12:45,220 Okay. 1683 02:12:59,220 --> 02:13:02,500 Strange, strange old situation to be honest. 1684 02:13:02,500 --> 02:13:23,000 Why just race a little turtle there for a minute? 1685 02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:24,500 Just to get the... 1686 02:13:24,500 --> 02:13:28,440 The chaos meter back. 1687 02:13:30,620 --> 02:13:31,800 Turtle race, huh? 1688 02:13:31,800 --> 02:13:35,120 This isn't your first turtle rodeo, is it? 1689 02:13:35,720 --> 02:13:37,580 Good that I don't have to explain the rules. 1690 02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:38,320 Go and play. 1691 02:13:39,980 --> 02:13:40,820 Let's do it. 1692 02:13:53,200 --> 02:13:55,580 Welcome to the turtle race. 1693 02:13:55,880 --> 02:13:57,960 Put your money on a turtle's face. 1694 02:13:58,280 --> 02:13:59,060 Make him run. 1695 02:13:59,480 --> 02:14:00,240 Make him run. 1696 02:14:00,240 --> 02:14:01,560 Fast as he can. 1697 02:14:01,560 --> 02:14:02,620 Can't even run. 1698 02:14:06,020 --> 02:14:07,620 Racing turtles is class. 1699 02:14:08,760 --> 02:14:10,200 It's not cruelty. 1700 02:14:10,880 --> 02:14:12,220 Racing turtles is fun. 1701 02:14:13,600 --> 02:14:14,580 For a bit. 1702 02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:20,180 You can make some money with it. 1703 02:14:25,060 --> 02:14:36,000 Make your turn go faster by tapping square, circle, and X2, X2, X2, square, square, square, square, square. 1704 02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:42,580 Come on, you got. 1705 02:14:43,480 --> 02:14:44,600 Come on, you got. 1706 02:14:45,940 --> 02:14:46,920 Come on, you got. 1707 02:14:46,920 --> 02:14:50,240 Faster, faster. 1708 02:14:50,900 --> 02:14:51,700 Come on, you got. 1709 02:14:52,680 --> 02:14:54,360 Faster, faster. 1710 02:14:55,500 --> 02:14:56,400 Come on, Spud. 1711 02:14:57,960 --> 02:14:59,040 Come on, Terzal. 1712 02:15:01,460 --> 02:15:02,420 Terzal, man. 1713 02:15:06,420 --> 02:15:07,440 Terzal, speed. 1714 02:15:08,320 --> 02:15:09,140 Terzal, speed. 1715 02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:11,800 Terzal, speed. 1716 02:15:14,660 --> 02:15:15,700 Terzal, speed. 1717 02:15:15,700 --> 02:15:22,980 Come on. 1718 02:15:23,520 --> 02:15:23,920 Come on. 1719 02:15:28,920 --> 02:15:29,560 Fucking hell. 1720 02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:40,560 Come on, you cunt. 1721 02:15:41,020 --> 02:15:41,880 Come on, you cunt. 1722 02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:45,240 I fucking lost. 1723 02:15:45,240 --> 02:15:45,300 Fuck. 1724 02:15:45,300 --> 02:15:47,300 Fuck. 1725 02:15:47,300 --> 02:15:49,300 Fuck. 1726 02:15:49,300 --> 02:15:51,300 Fuck. 1727 02:15:51,300 --> 02:15:53,300 Fuck. 1728 02:15:53,300 --> 02:15:55,300 Fuck. 1729 02:15:55,300 --> 02:15:57,300 Fuck. 1730 02:15:57,300 --> 02:15:59,300 Fuck. 1731 02:15:59,300 --> 02:16:01,300 Fuck. 1732 02:16:01,300 --> 02:16:03,300 Fuck. 1733 02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:05,300 Fuck. 1734 02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:07,300 Fuck. 1735 02:16:07,300 --> 02:16:09,300 Fuck. 1736 02:16:09,300 --> 02:16:11,300 Fuck. 1737 02:16:11,300 --> 02:16:13,300 Fuck. 1738 02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:15,300 Fuck. 1739 02:16:15,300 --> 02:16:17,300 Fuck. 1740 02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:19,300 Fuck. 1741 02:16:19,300 --> 02:16:21,300 Fuck. 1742 02:16:21,300 --> 02:16:23,300 Fuck. 1743 02:16:23,300 --> 02:16:25,300 Fuck. 1744 02:16:25,300 --> 02:16:27,300 Excuse me. 1745 02:16:27,300 --> 02:16:29,300 Thanks for the tip. 1746 02:16:29,300 --> 02:16:30,300 I see. 1747 02:16:30,300 --> 02:16:31,300 Mark Dagen, thank you. 1748 02:16:31,300 --> 02:16:32,300 For the tip. 1749 02:16:32,300 --> 02:16:34,300 So sound of you. 1750 02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:36,300 Thanks for watching everyone. 1751 02:16:37,300 --> 02:16:39,300 But I'm fucked. 1752 02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:41,300 Gonna have to head to the sack. 1753 02:16:41,300 --> 02:16:43,300 Get some sleep. 1754 02:16:45,300 --> 02:16:46,300 Blin's gay. 1755 02:16:46,300 --> 02:16:47,300 Excuse me. 1756 02:16:47,300 --> 02:16:48,300 Excuse me. 1757 02:16:48,300 --> 02:16:49,300 Thanks for the tip. 1758 02:16:49,300 --> 02:16:50,300 Pat the tipper is on the case. 1759 02:16:50,300 --> 02:16:51,300 I see. 1760 02:16:51,300 --> 02:16:53,300 Thanks very much, Pat the tipper. 1761 02:16:53,300 --> 02:16:54,300 Mark Dagen too. 1762 02:16:54,300 --> 02:16:58,300 And everybody, I'm talking to you, you, you, you, and you. 1763 02:16:58,300 --> 02:16:59,300 You know it's true. 1764 02:16:59,300 --> 02:17:00,300 You know it's true. 1765 02:17:00,300 --> 02:17:02,300 Goodnight and God bless. 1766 02:17:03,300 --> 02:17:05,300 Goodnight and God bless. 1767 02:17:05,300 --> 02:17:07,300 Goodnight and God bless. 1768 02:17:07,300 --> 02:17:09,300 Oh yeah. 1769 02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:09,300 Oh yeah. 1770 02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:10,300 These hot dogs taste so good. 1771 02:17:10,300 --> 02:17:11,300 Get them while they're hot. 1772 02:17:11,300 --> 02:17:12,300 Hot dogs taste so nice. 1773 02:17:12,300 --> 02:17:13,300 Try them out. 1774 02:17:13,300 --> 02:17:14,300 You won't be disappointed. 1775 02:17:14,300 --> 02:17:30,300 These hot dogs taste so good! Get them while they're hot! Hot dogs taste so nice! Try them out! You won't be disappointed! 1776 02:17:30,300 --> 02:17:51,800 Good luck!