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them. 49 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,960 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 51 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,960 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions 52 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,960 just to get the blood flowing. 53 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,960 Once those flames are licking high, 54 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,960 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 55 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:06,960 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 56 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,960 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 57 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,960 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 58 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,960 Oh 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,960 Ah 60 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,960 Ah 61 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,960 Ah 62 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Ah 63 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Ah 64 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:57,940 Thank you. 65 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:27,920 Thank you. 66 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,920 Thank you. 67 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,920 Thank you. 68 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,920 Thank you. 69 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Thank you. 70 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,920 Thank you. 71 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,920 Thank you. 72 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,920 Thank you. 73 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,920 Thank you. 74 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,920 Thank you. 75 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,920 Thank you. 76 00:04:47,920 --> 00:05:05,720 Good morning, good morning, the sergeant did cry, and the same to you gentlemen we did reply, intended no harm, but you meant to pass by, for it'd be an Aunt Christmas morning. 77 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:23,760 But says he, my fine fellows, if you will enlist, it's ten guineas in gold, I will slip in your fist, and a crown in the bargain, for to kick up in the dust, and drink the king's health in the morning. 78 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:42,160 For a soldier he leads a very fine life, and he always is blessed with a charming young wife, and he pays all his debts without sorrow or strife, and always lives pleasant and charming. 79 00:05:42,420 --> 00:06:00,020 And a soldier he always is decent and clean, in the finest of clothing is constantly seen, while other poor fellows go dirty and mean, hands up on thin grill in the morning. 80 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:30,000 guitar solo 81 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:52,300 But says Arthur, I wouldn't be proud of your clothes, for you've only the lend of them, as I suppose. 82 00:06:52,920 --> 00:07:00,860 And you dare not change them one night, for you know if you do, you'll be flogged in the morning. 83 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:10,360 And although that we are single and free, we take great delight in our own company. 84 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:19,300 And we have no desire, strange faces to see, although that your offers are charming. 85 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:29,800 And we have no desire to take your advance, all hazards and dangers we barter of chance. 86 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:38,260 For you would have no scruples, for you would have no scruples, for to send us to France, where we would get shot without warning. 87 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:50,620 Oh now says the sergeant, I'll have no such chat, and I neither will take it from Spalpin or Brat. 88 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:58,760 For if you insult me with one other word, I'll cut off your heads in the morning. 89 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:08,320 And then Arthur and I, we soon drew our hearts, and we scarce gave them time for to draw their own blades. 90 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:16,860 When a trusty shillelagh came over their heads, and bad them take the lattice fell warning. 91 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:27,340 And their own rusty rapiers that hung by their side, we flung them as far as we could in the tide. 92 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:35,780 Now take them out, and tempered the ridge in the morning. 93 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:45,340 And the little wee drummer, we flattened his cloud, and we made a football of his rowdy dowdy. 94 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:53,740 And threw it in the tide, and threw it in the tide, for to rock and to roll, and bad at the tedious returning. 95 00:08:55,340 --> 00:09:03,780 And we having no money paid them off in cracks, and we paid no respect to their two bloody backs. 96 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:12,300 For we lathered them there like a barrel of wet sacks, and left them for dead in the morning. 97 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:22,300 And so to conclude, and to finish disputes, we all blatantly asked if they wanted recruits. 98 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:31,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard clothes, and bid them look sharp in the morning. 99 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:41,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard, and we would give them hard to see. 100 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 101 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 102 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 103 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 104 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 105 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 106 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,300 For we were the lads who would give them hard to see. 107 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:59,740 Oh, me and my cousin, one or third, my pride as we went walking down by the seaside. 108 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:08,700 I marked what followed and what to be tight for it being on Christmas morning. 109 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:19,400 I'm sorry. 110 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:49,380 I'm sorry. 111 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:55,320 I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special. 112 00:10:57,060 --> 00:11:05,980 Once driven and twice shy, I kept my distance but you still clipped my side. 113 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,820 Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? 114 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:14,200 I know it's been a year but it doesn't surprise me. 115 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,200 Merry Christmas. 116 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:22,480 I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying I drove you. 117 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,620 I meant it. 118 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,340 Now I know what a fool I've been. 119 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:31,820 But if you shifted me now, I know you'd fool me again. 120 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,360 Last Christmas, I gave you my boss. 121 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:40,940 But the very next day, you drove her away. 122 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:48,740 This year, I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special. 123 00:11:48,740 --> 00:12:12,940 The proud age staff room, friends with tired eyes. 124 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:17,520 I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice. 125 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,540 My God, I thought you were someone to rely on. 126 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:22,420 Me? 127 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:26,020 I guess I was a shoulder to cry on. 128 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:30,300 A face on a lover with a fire in his house. 129 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,140 Stand here. 130 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:34,760 Stand here. 131 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:35,460 I don't. 132 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,540 Oh, now I found a real boss. 133 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,720 You'll never fool me again. 134 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:48,100 Last Christmas, I gave you my boss. 135 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,580 But the very next day, you drove it away. 136 00:12:53,540 --> 00:13:00,700 This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. 137 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:06,460 Last Christmas, I gave you my boss. 138 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:11,960 But the very next day, you drove it away. 139 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:18,780 I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special. 140 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:24,260 A face on a lover with a fire in his house. 141 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:29,700 A man under cover, but you tore him about. 142 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,700 You tore me about. 143 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,780 Look at that base. 144 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,320 I'll give none. 145 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,520 You like a trip on the Christmas bus today. 146 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,000 Special festive bus. 147 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,940 Ricky, thank you very much, Ricky. 148 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:59,380 That was great. 149 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,400 That was fantastic. 150 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,120 Thank you very much, Rick. 151 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:05,840 Merry Christmas. 152 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,160 Merry Christmas, Stephen. 153 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,540 Beardsman, MEP. 154 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,620 Merry Christmas, Stephen. 155 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,960 Merry, Merry Schlugmas. 156 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:41,300 I hope you're slugging alright. You're keeping well. Very kind of you. Thank you very much. Two tickets for this thing. I need a change. Johnny up the bell. Thank you very much Johnny. That's mighty. That's insane. 157 00:14:44,300 --> 00:15:13,000 Santa Claus has come down the chimney already. Thank you. God bless. God bless. Yes. Smizzy. Thank you very much. Smizzy. Now. Give this fella his change. Thank you as well to Francis Higgins. Thank you for the wrong change. The nephew Francis for the highlights. The soccer. 158 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,520 Thank you very much, Macaron. I hope you're well. 159 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,200 Staying clear. The doors are closed. 160 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,480 Staying clear. The doors are closed. 161 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,080 Now, we got a new bus. 162 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,180 Paid job on the bus for Christmas. 163 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,780 Woeful man for jamming gears. Thank you very much. 164 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,300 Merry Christmas from Schlug Aaron. 165 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:45,060 It's a great situation. And there's a little... 166 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:48,020 There's an old Santa Claus on the back there as well, on the tarot. 167 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,140 It's a great situation. 168 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,800 One that I'm very proud of. 169 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,760 And one that I'm proud that you're a part of as well. 170 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:58,900 Oh. 171 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,860 Look at that lad. He's got space boots on. 172 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,240 He's got one of those... 173 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,280 Whoa. It's a Christmas miracle. 174 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,720 Jesus Christ. 175 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,760 Let's get this lad. 176 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,880 Staying clear. The doors are opening. 177 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:15,600 You alright? 178 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,120 Staying clear. The doors are opening. 179 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,880 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 180 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:23,420 How are you getting on? 181 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,140 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 182 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,620 Big old bendy bus there. It's all happening. 183 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,220 It's all happening today. 184 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,600 Christmas miracles. 185 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,440 They're all around us. 186 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,920 Has he got rolling... He's wearing a pair of heelies. 187 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,920 Ha ha. He's got a pair of heelies on. 188 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:41,420 Wow. 189 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,040 That's amazing stuff. 190 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,520 He must have got those down in Garvey's. 191 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,640 I know your man Garvey. 192 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,940 Down the footwear and drapery. He's selling heelies. 193 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,300 They're like mystical heelies. 194 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,540 You'd never know they were heelies. 195 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:56,720 Wow. 196 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,520 Wow. Just wow. 197 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,120 Sometimes... 198 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,140 You know, you don't expect the miracles to happen. 199 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:07,960 But... 200 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,220 You hit the road. You head out. 201 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,220 And you... 202 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,220 And you just see... 203 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,240 You look around. 204 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,220 And you'll be surprised what you see. 205 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:18,880 Now... 206 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,700 Staying clear. The doors are open. 207 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,880 Staying clear. The doors are open. 208 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,640 Thank you very much, Simon Wall. 209 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,580 I hope your eye opens well. 210 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,520 Happy Schlugmas, he said. 211 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:33,640 Well... 212 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,120 Happy Simonmas to you. 213 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,320 To you and the rest of the Simon. 214 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,480 The Simon family. 215 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,880 Thank you very much. 216 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,060 A little bit of Christmas, Stephen. 217 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:47,880 Titanium. Thank you. 218 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,580 Titanium. 219 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,560 It's very tiny. 220 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,780 So, it was a great opportunity to have at the beginning. 221 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:57,680 From Paul Brady. 222 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:58,820 A young Paul Brady. 223 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,080 Back in the day. 224 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,860 What a situation that was. 225 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,000 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Stephen? 226 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,120 That was virtuoso. 227 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,280 Performance. 228 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,960 Auntie Mc... 229 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,600 That's right. 230 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,220 Thank you very much, Auntie MC. 231 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,740 Thank you. 232 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,540 Merry Christmas. 233 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:18,540 Merry Christmas. 234 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,000 Oh, yeah, then. 235 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:22,540 No. 236 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,340 She was... 237 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,560 She's got the Heelys on as well. 238 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,580 How are you keeping Heely? 239 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,080 It's different. 240 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,340 Sarah and James. 241 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,220 Thank you very much. 242 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:30,580 Yeah. 243 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,360 Merry... 244 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:31,960 Merry... 245 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:31,980 Merry... 246 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,280 Merry... 247 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:47,280 She wants two tickets. And 360 please. Thank you. And we'll give you the 640 back. 248 00:18:47,280 --> 00:19:00,280 Thank you very much, Stavros. She's walking on the bus now. She was a hovercraft off the bus. 249 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:08,280 Steinklir. The doors are closed. Steinklir. The doors are closed. 250 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:15,280 Merry Christmas Tiffin. Merry Christmas. That's mighty. 251 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:29,280 That's mighty all together. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. That's absolutely lovely and wonderful. It's a Christmas miracle. 252 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:41,280 It's gonna be a white Christmas. I can feel it. I know it's not for cash. But I think it's gonna be a white Christmas. 253 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:55,280 It's nippy enough now the last few days. You know. You'll have to have the long johns on you. And the gloves and the head too. And an old jumper. 254 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:09,280 Now. Is this Reynaud Cleo in the way? What? Get out. Christmas. Just the weather is nice here anyway. 255 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,280 Stand clear. The doors are open. Stand clear. The doors are open. 256 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,280 Stand clear. The doors are open. 257 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:27,280 Is anybody getting off here? Is anybody getting off the bus? It's a Christmas situation. It's a Christmas bus. You're either on or you're off. No? Fair enough. 258 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Stand clear. The doors are open. Stand clear. The doors are open. 259 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Mamma Duck, thank you very much. Stand clear. The doors are open. 260 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:49,280 That was very kind of you. Thank you. That's mighty. I hope you're well. And you're all set for the Christmas. You've everything got. And you're not gonna be running around Castle Bear like a Gab Shider on Christmas Eve like myself. It's always the way. 261 00:20:49,280 --> 00:21:18,280 You're doing a little Christmas dipping. Josie Gallagher. You're doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. How are you Josie? You taught me everything I knew. Everything I know about driving bus. The finest exponent of bus work I've ever met or seen. I have to salute you, Josie. You're doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. I'm doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. And shake your booty. 262 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,480 Can you tell Shea Lynch it's nearly time for bed? 263 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,220 Says Josie Gellar. 264 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,280 Get to bed, Shea. 265 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,160 Get to bed now. 266 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:31,460 Glenn. 267 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:37,040 Hey, don't have a Christmas tip in here. 268 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,340 Thank you very much, Shea. Shake your booty. 269 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,140 We couldn't afford now to put Christmas decals on the entire fleet. 270 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:50,840 Which as you can see, I'm not going to fork out for the decal for the bendy bus. 271 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,620 It's too big, it's too big a deal. It's too much of a job. 272 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,580 Therefore, Andrew and Deb, thank you. 273 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,100 Thank you very much and to everybody. It's too kind. 274 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,800 Thank you so much. 275 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,020 We couldn't extend the Christmas decal operation to all of the buses on the fleet. 276 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:18,740 So, only 95% of the fleet are untouched by Christmas decals. 277 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,880 There's another 5% that I'm a part of here. 278 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:27,040 Merry Christmas Schluggy. 279 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,260 Thank you very much. 280 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,020 I can't believe this. 281 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,720 It's too much to handle. 282 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,200 Marty. 283 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,560 Marty Bagrul too. 284 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,140 Thank you very much. 285 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,040 That's mighty. 286 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,420 Um, Merry X. 287 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,220 Thanks for all the laughs this year. 288 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:51,480 Well, I'm aiming to provide a serious bus service. 289 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,180 It's not a comedy situation. 290 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:54,720 Like, no. 291 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,620 It's not the bus of laughs. 292 00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:57,520 A little bit of a Christmas dipping. 293 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,700 Anaconda Jeezy. 294 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:00,660 A little bit of a Christmas dipping. 295 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,080 Thank you very measy for the tweezy. 296 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:03,100 That's mighty. 297 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,160 Yeah. 298 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,280 Jesus Christ. 299 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,320 It's unbelievable. 300 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,260 It's fantastic. 301 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,080 Oh, yeah, none. 302 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,400 It's a Christmas. 303 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,680 It's a Christmas miracle. 304 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:12,420 Yet again. 305 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,400 So, I'm going to be flat out on the pints now. 306 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:22,960 With all the sandy. 307 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,560 The sandy tips. 308 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:35,340 I've made a deal with myself. I told you last week. No, I'm not going to be touching any of the hooch until Christmas afternoon. 309 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:42,780 When I intend to hear the hooch harder than has ever been seen or witnessed by human eyes. 310 00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:44,700 Look at these lads. That guy there. 311 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,860 These are the hover booth lads as well. Again, we're back at Jeremy Corbin behind this one. 312 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:55,600 Everyone's hovering today. There's something in the air. 313 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,120 Phil Collins featuring Phil Collins. 314 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,860 Now, single ticket for this lady here. 315 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,700 A little bit of Christmas dinner. 316 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,660 Man and Marcelo. Thank you very much, Marcelo. 317 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,100 That's very kind, dear. I hope you're keeping well. 318 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,200 Have a look now. What do you say? 319 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,200 Happy Christmas from IKEA. 320 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,160 I hope you're getting on well in IKEA. 321 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:46,420 and the furniture is flat packed, I'm ready to go. Barry Harkin, Barry the Weg, thank you very much. Merry London, Merry Christmas to Tammy, Hannah Fontaine, Francis and all the chat from Barry Harkin. 322 00:24:46,420 --> 00:25:10,420 Now I might be mistaken but I'm not sure. What deluxe, thank you very much. Barry Harkin, the artist, the fine artist has provided us with some amazing graphical designs of the Pechwine. Absolutely amazing graphical design. 323 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:15,420 Hey Jack. 324 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:20,420 Now! 325 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:25,420 Let's get moving. 326 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,420 Nearly got cut off by a clue there. 327 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:31,420 Straight back on the road. There's nothing like that. 328 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,420 Hey, you doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 329 00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,420 Hey, you doing a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah? 330 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:38,420 Christ almighty. Thank you very much. 331 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:40,420 Somebody wants to get off here now. 332 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,420 It's a very dangerous situation. 333 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,420 This lady here. The floater. 334 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:48,420 Go on. Get off. 335 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,420 It's fairly legal that now. 336 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:52,420 She's off on the side of a mountain. 337 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,420 You doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 338 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:58,420 You doing a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah? 339 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,420 Schlerken. Thank you very much Schlerken. 340 00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:04,420 Look at this now. 341 00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:08,420 She's waiting in the middle of nowhere. 342 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:12,420 Is she okay? 343 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,420 Is she okay? 344 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,420 A little bit of Christmas tippin? 345 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,420 Brian, Brian, Brian, Macbeth McGuire. 346 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,420 Thank you very much. 347 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,420 Thank you very much. 348 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,420 Thank you very much. 349 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,420 Are you okay? 350 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,420 Do you need a bit of help? 351 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,420 You alright? 352 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:34,420 It's awful dangerous out here in the wilds. 353 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,420 I hear there's a wolf out there in the forest. 354 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:40,420 You'd want to be careful. 355 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,420 It's dangerous out there. 356 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:48,420 Why would you want to leave the confines in safety of the Christmas bus? 357 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,420 No? 358 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:52,420 That's the bendy bus. 359 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:54,420 Wow. 360 00:26:54,420 --> 00:26:56,420 Oh yeah, that is. 361 00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,420 It's an awful shame now. 362 00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:00,420 Is he gonna stop there? 363 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,420 There he is. 364 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,420 He winds in like a snake. 365 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,420 An amazing snake. 366 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,420 This is a CNG job now. 367 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,420 If anybody, welcome to Schlerken and everyone. 368 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,420 If you have not seen the bendy bus, 369 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:16,420 this is one of our, one of the most precious items in our fleet. 370 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:20,420 It's a compressed natural gas powered bus. 371 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,420 And it's fully bendy, fully operational. 372 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,420 There's Johnny. 373 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,420 He's a great guy. 374 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,420 A lot of experience. 375 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,420 20 years driving bus. 376 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,420 Fantastic man. 377 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:34,420 A family man. 378 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,420 And a proud, proud operator. 379 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:40,420 Of the Schlerken Bendy Bus Express. 380 00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:42,420 We'll get back down here now. 381 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,420 This young lady is still out in the wilderness. 382 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:47,420 Are you okay? 383 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:49,420 You alright? 384 00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,420 Jeez Christ. 385 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,420 We've gone into her skull. 386 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,420 Her eyeballs are round. 387 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,420 Would you believe that? 388 00:27:57,420 --> 00:28:03,420 And then, into the back of the head we can see the eyeballs in the front. 389 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:07,420 It's just amazing now what you can do with technology. 390 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,420 You can see into the back of people's heads. 391 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:11,420 I really hope she's okay. 392 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,420 Oh yeah, then. 393 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:15,420 I hope she's okay. 394 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:17,420 That's all I ask for, is it? 395 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,420 She's okay and she has a nice Christmas. 396 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,420 Not much I can do now, isn't it? 397 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,420 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 398 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,420 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 399 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,420 Dillon. 400 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,420 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 401 00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:28,420 I am honored. 402 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,420 I am honored. 403 00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:30,420 And... 404 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:31,420 That's mighty. 405 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,420 ...mightly appreciated. 406 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,420 Of what you've just done now, Dillon. 407 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,420 Thank you very much. 408 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,420 Very, very kind. 409 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:43,420 Now, let's move along. 410 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 411 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 412 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 413 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 414 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 415 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 416 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 417 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 418 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:53,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 419 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 420 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 421 00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 422 00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:57,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 423 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 424 00:28:58,420 --> 00:28:59,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 425 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:00,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 426 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:01,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 427 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 428 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 429 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:04,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 430 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 431 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 432 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:07,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 433 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 434 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 435 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 436 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 437 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:12,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 438 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 439 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 440 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 441 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 442 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 443 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 444 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:19,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 445 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 446 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 447 00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:22,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 448 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:23,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 449 00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 450 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:25,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 451 00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:26,420 "Yeah." 452 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,420 "Jack, Jack Hannah, thank you very much." 453 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,420 "I'm sorry now, I haven't got round to the... 454 00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,420 "I cannot say much of the tips of so... 455 00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:30,420 "There's so many people coming through here." 456 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,420 "But I'll give it my best shot." 457 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 458 00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 459 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 460 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:35,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 461 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 462 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 463 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:38,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 464 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:39,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 465 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 466 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:41,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 467 00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:42,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 468 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 469 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:44,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 470 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 471 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 472 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 473 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 474 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 475 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 476 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 477 00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:52,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 478 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 479 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 480 00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 481 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 482 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 483 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 484 00:29:58,420 --> 00:29:59,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 485 00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 486 00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 487 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:02,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 488 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:03,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 489 00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:04,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 490 00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:05,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 491 00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 492 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 493 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:08,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 494 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 495 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 496 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 497 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 498 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:13,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 499 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?" 500 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,420 "That's, that's our afternoon." 501 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,420 "Thank you very much." 502 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,420 "Pastion room, Paul, thank you very much." 503 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:23,420 "I'll stick a bit of Tiffin on here, see if Michael's playing the Tiffin." 504 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:27,420 "Tiffin, have to go back and get the..." 505 00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:29,420 "Someone's left a bag on the bus." 506 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:36,420 "Somebody left a bag to see." 507 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,420 "Is that valuable?" 508 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420 "Put it on the item." 509 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,420 "There he is, there he goes." 510 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,420 "How you getting on here, Will?" 511 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:48,420 "He left something here." 512 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,420 "Are you okay jittery?" 513 00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:52,420 "Jittery Joe." 514 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,420 "Aff he goes." 515 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:58,420 "Sometimes, sometimes they say thank- sometimes the people are thankful." 516 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,420 "Sometimes they're not." 517 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:04,420 "Because I'm always thankful for any passenger on the bus." 518 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,420 "I'm not gonna check for tickets at the moment." 519 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,420 "Stay clear, the doors are closed." 520 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,420 "Stay clear, the doors are closed." 521 00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,420 "Stay clear, the doors are closed." 522 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:18,420 "Stay clear, the doors are closed." 523 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,420 "Oh." 524 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,420 "We're on, we're on, we're out." 525 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:26,420 "We are out and about around the town." 526 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,420 "What the hell is going on with the radio?" 527 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,420 "Is it stuck to the air or something?" 528 00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:30,420 "I can't." 529 00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:32,420 "I can't." 530 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,420 "It's not." 531 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,420 "The songs aren't coming on." 532 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,420 "Oh yeah." 533 00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:42,420 "Well, it's that time of year again folks." 534 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,420 "Time to get the tinsel, the baubles, the presents, the tree." 535 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,420 "All that shenanigans." 536 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,420 "But you know what my favourite part of the whole feckin' festival is?" 537 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,420 "The veg." 538 00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:52,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 539 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 540 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 541 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 542 00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:00,420 "Brussels sprouts and turnips and spuds too." 543 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 544 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 545 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 546 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 547 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 548 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 549 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 550 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 551 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:18,420 "I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time." 552 00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:20,420 "I like the taste of them, how about you?" 553 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,420 "You can't eat them." 554 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:27,420 "You can't bake a plate a lovely veg at Christmas time." 555 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:30,420 "Drenched in gravy next to turkey and a ham." 556 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:34,420 "I want to stuff my face with vegetables at Christmas time." 557 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,420 "Mashed, roasted fried, I'll eat them any way I can." 558 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,420 "Mosh people hoover up the bird and the pig." 559 00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:44,420 "But the sweet and the greens, they could not give a break." 560 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,420 "They leave a pile of sprouts, cause they say they taste strange." 561 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:51,420 "So I stick them in a pot and leave it sitting on the range." 562 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:55,420 "Now the house fills up with the smell of lovely Brussels sprouts." 563 00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:58,420 "My uncle screams and shouts and starts to get sick." 564 00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:01,420 "So I run out the kitchen to grab a muffin bucket." 565 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:05,420 "But I slip upon the vomit and I break my fucking head." 566 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:09,420 "We had to get into the Aris then and drive 25km." 567 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,420 "Hope to accident and emergency." 568 00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:15,420 "Where we had to wait another two hours then to be seen." 569 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:18,420 "I missed all my favourite Christmas TV shows." 570 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,420 "So now you know." 571 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,420 "Yep." 572 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:24,420 "If you like eating lots of veg at Christmas time." 573 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,420 "Prustle sprouts and turnips and lovely shbuds." 574 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:31,420 "Make sure to eat them at the designated dinner time." 575 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:37,420 "And the shmell of sprouts tune will get up your bleeding nose." 576 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,420 "Merry Christmas everyone." 577 00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,420 "Enjoy your veg." 578 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,420 "What a lovely tune." 579 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:46,420 "Now that is real music." 580 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,420 "I don't care what you say." 581 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,420 "That is real music." 582 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:54,420 "And they need to be making more of those kind of tunes." 583 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:57,420 "It's like a lovely song about vegetables." 584 00:33:57,420 --> 00:34:00,420 "Everybody can enjoy that." 585 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:03,420 "And it sends out a great message too." 586 00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:15,420 "But I wonder, I don't know where Michael has gone." 587 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:18,420 "Oh Jesus Christ I hit the fucking curb stone there." 588 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,420 "Sorry about that now, curb stone hit." 589 00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:25,420 "Sorry to any passengers who may have been upset there by that." 590 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:29,420 "Hopefully there's no whiplash." 591 00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:33,420 "And if there is whiplash, just give it a week or two." 592 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:40,420 "Don't bother, don't be pursuing legal battles or anything like that." 593 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,420 "Because we don't want that." 594 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420 "That's not right." 595 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:44,420 "Stay in bed." 596 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,420 "Get a bit of a rest." 597 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:50,420 "Put a stint on the neckers." 598 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,420 "Thank you." 599 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,420 "Oh yeah, no." 600 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:54,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?" 601 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,420 "Susie." 602 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?" 603 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,420 "Yeah." 604 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,420 "That's mighty." 605 00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,420 "Thank you very much." 606 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,420 "Thank you very much Susie." 607 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,420 "I hope you're keeping well." 608 00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:02,420 "I hope you are doing well my friend." 609 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:03,420 "Thank you very much." 610 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,420 "That's mighty." 611 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:05,420 "That's very very kind." 612 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:05,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?" 613 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:06,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?" 614 00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,420 "Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?" 615 00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:08,420 "Yeah." 616 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 617 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,420 "That's mighty." 618 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 619 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 620 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:13,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 621 00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 622 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 623 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 624 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:17,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 625 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 626 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 627 00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 628 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 629 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 630 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 631 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 632 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 633 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 634 00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:27,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 635 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,420 "Shtier with her Tommy." 636 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,420 "Fantastic tune by the man." 637 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:30,420 "Ritchie Kevin." 638 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,420 "Fantastic singer and an absolutely amazing entertainer." 639 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:40,420 "I seen him at the Ploughan there about five years ago." 640 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:42,420 "He had his own tent." 641 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,420 "And he was the bee's knees." 642 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:47,420 "And you could..." 643 00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:52,420 "He was playing gigs from 10 a.m. right through to 5 p.m." 644 00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:59,420 "And at the other side then of the Ploughan, Seamus Moore had his own tent as well." 645 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:07,420 "Now, I thought I'd seen the best when I'd seen Richie Kevin." 646 00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:11,420 "But when I seen Seamus Moore, he's a game changer." 647 00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:17,420 "He took the rule book, he ripped it up, threw it in the bin." 648 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,420 "He picked it back out of the bin again, put it back together." 649 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:24,420 "And then he fucking ripped it up once more." 650 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:29,420 "That's the head's banged by that man now." 651 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:30,420 "When I can't." 652 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,420 "Single regular quantity." 653 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,420 "That is 4:40 please." 654 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,420 "My darling, thank you." 655 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,420 "50, 60 cent back to you." 656 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,420 "Feeling the savings." 657 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,420 "She's feeling the savings tonight." 658 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,420 "Stayn clear, the doors are closing." 659 00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:38,420 "And shluggeron." 660 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:38,420 "Stayn clear, the doors are closing." 661 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:38,420 "And shluggeron." 662 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,420 "Stayn clear, the doors are closing." 663 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,420 "Me get us, eh." 664 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:44,420 "Me get the more men." 665 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:45,420 "It's a great song about the men from Meo." 666 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,420 "Which we've played before." 667 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:50,660 50 60 sent back to you. Feeling the savings. She's feeling the savings tonight. 668 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,400 Steing clear. The doors are closing. 669 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:53,840 And slug your. 670 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,720 Steing clear. The doors are closing. 671 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,080 Me get us, uh, me get the more men. 672 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,700 It's a great song about the men from Meo. 673 00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:12,660 Which we've played before. 674 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:18,340 Mind your ears. 675 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:27,320 I live on the farm. 676 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,220 Three miles from Kilkelly. 677 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:30,480 Kilkelly. 678 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:32,460 Talking to myself. 679 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,820 Living on my own. 680 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,420 I hope he's okay. 681 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,880 I took out a singles ad in the farmer's journal. 682 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,840 And another one on Midwest Radio. 683 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:45,980 Up Midwest. 684 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:50,860 I'm a mild manner, middle-aged mighty man from Meo. 685 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:52,780 I'm a little. 686 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,500 Living a white life out in the country. 687 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,540 Bye, Pat. 688 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,020 I'm six foot two. 689 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,300 Thank you very much, bye, Pat. 690 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:06,140 But I'm looking for lovesome female company. 691 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:18,200 Drugs. 692 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,080 Thank you very much for your tip, drugs. 693 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,940 Hope you're keeping well. 694 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,600 Steing clear. The doors are open. 695 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,800 Steing clear. The doors are open. 696 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:59,600 Living a white life out in the country. 697 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:05,280 I'm six foot three and a drink and drop of water. 698 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,420 Bobby up the bell. 699 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,220 I'm looking for lovesome female company. 700 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,720 Thank you very much, Bobby. 701 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,860 Now then, girls, what about this? 702 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,560 I'm a mouya nade in here from a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo looking for love. 703 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:31,320 Dan Simpson, thank you very much. 704 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:31,340 Thank you very much. 705 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:34,040 Thank you very much, Dan. 706 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,560 One fine day with Catty down from Partry. 707 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,660 Partry is a lovely village. 708 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:40,360 Billy to go. 709 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,620 He really took a shine. 710 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,980 Well, he chased her all the way to North Airport. 711 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,560 I never really got a chance to say goodbye. 712 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,400 See him for now. 713 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,360 Thank you very much. 714 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,680 The last girl I met was Margaret from my gaona. 715 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,960 And things are going really, really slow. 716 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:09,520 I still have the ad in the farmer's journal. 717 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:14,220 And the other would clacky on the West Radio. 718 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,980 Thank you very, very much. 719 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,960 I'm a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo. 720 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,960 Thank you very much. 721 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,340 Very kind, Dan. 722 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,960 Living a quiet life out in the country. 723 00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:30,620 I'm six foot four and I drink a lot of porter. 724 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,600 I'm looking for love, some female company. 725 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,600 I'm a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo. 726 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,340 Living a quiet life out in the country. 727 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,980 I'm six foot five and I drink a rake of porter. 728 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:57,800 I'm looking for love, some female company. 729 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:02,300 And I'm looking for love, some female company. 730 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,240 What a great tune. 731 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,340 A fantastic tune. 732 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,740 You need to check that man out. 733 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:24,640 He is a legend. 734 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,760 Sheamus Moore. 735 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,760 Look him up. 736 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,940 On YouTube. 737 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,660 And go to one of his shows. 738 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,940 I seen him at... 739 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:34,240 Oh! 740 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:36,680 Christ! 741 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,080 What? 742 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:50,040 What the fuck we at? 743 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,540 Huh? 744 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,160 How are you? 745 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:53,860 It's a story. 746 00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:56,560 You're not looking. 747 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,300 I'm going straight. 748 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,180 I've right away. 749 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,660 You've wronged away. 750 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,240 You've just cashed me a few thousand euro there now. 751 00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,760 I cannot even see you. 752 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,620 You're in the shadows. 753 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:09,960 You're lurking. 754 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,300 Huh? 755 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,480 You've nothing to say for yourself. 756 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,660 I'm a wanker. 757 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:21,700 Absolute wanker. 758 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,880 I'm gonna have to let this lad out now. 759 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,000 Go on. 760 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,200 Go on. 761 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,520 I was turning there. 762 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,640 I had right away. 763 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,340 Where's he going? 764 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:47,940 What's he doing? 765 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:54,280 What is this cat at? 766 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,940 He's trying to tango. 767 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,820 You want to tango, do you? 768 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,320 You want to play boss tango, is it? 769 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:05,860 I can dance. 770 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:06,900 He's gone. 771 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:09,960 There's Johnny. 772 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,060 It's all happening. 773 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,280 Johnny. 774 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:12,380 Johnny. 775 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,720 There he goes. 776 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,940 Did Johnny have something to do with that? 777 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,020 Fucking, that was a ghost. 778 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,920 We're after seeing something very special. 779 00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,200 The ghost lorry. 780 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,220 Very scary stuff. 781 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,400 And look at it. 782 00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:37,000 Since we got on here, I'm scared. 783 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,700 I'm not gonna lie. 784 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:40,460 We've seen people floating. 785 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,600 People hovering. 786 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:44,140 People are walking around with helis. 787 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:47,260 We've seen a lorry disappear. 788 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,180 I tried to, he won. 789 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,300 It takes two to tango. 790 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:51,500 He crashed into me and then disappeared. 791 00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:54,580 Oh, yeah. 792 00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:55,360 I'm scared. 793 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:56,940 It's a spook. 794 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,220 Mary spookmas. 795 00:43:59,120 --> 00:43:59,860 They should call it. 796 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,740 Because I'm spooked out of it. 797 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,140 Spooktacular. 798 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,560 And I'm not surprised now. 799 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,340 There's been a lot of spooky stuff going on. 800 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:13,560 The last of Johnny up the bar there, the other day, came down. 801 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:15,240 Down the stairs. 802 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,260 And he found two Christmas cards. 803 00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,620 That said, dear Johnny up the bar. 804 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,620 Have a very merry Christmas. 805 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,820 From mystery man. 806 00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:27,920 And then he opened up the next one. 807 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,300 And said, dear Johnny up the bar. 808 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,260 Merry Christmas again. 809 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,340 From mystery man again. 810 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,820 Now, you tell me. 811 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,540 What the hell is that about? 812 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,480 Who's the mystery man? 813 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:47,860 Oh, yeah, Ned. 814 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,760 The man with the plan. 815 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,940 He also said there was a fella selling crackers up the town. 816 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,140 Called Chris the Cracker. 817 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,780 But he didn't buy any because they were too expensive. 818 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,600 You've got to watch out for him as well. 819 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,420 If you're running low on Christmas crackers. 820 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,000 There is a fella. 821 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,120 And he's got a suitcase full of them. 822 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,440 And he was hanging outside Sports Direct there the last day in Castle Bear. 823 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,540 And then he walked down to Market Square. 824 00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,920 Just outside Paul Byron's. 825 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:23,660 And he's selling the crackers there as well. 826 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,000 But you'd want to have them soon enough. 827 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,460 The next two days are going to be absolutely chaotic. 828 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:39,400 I predict a lot of stress. 829 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,360 Which is not nice this time of year. 830 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,060 And often in years past and gone by. 831 00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:47,900 It's driven me to the drink. 832 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:52,220 And there's not much that hasn't driven me to the drink. 833 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:57,340 If I'm to be completely honest with you. 834 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:57,820 Like, you know. 835 00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:00,780 But I'm doing well the last couple of weeks now. 836 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,260 All I've been doing is eating chili. 837 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:03,740 Chili con carne. 838 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,240 And sipping water. 839 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,920 And I feel great. 840 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,420 I feel fantastic. 841 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,700 But I'm dying to get back on the Brandy and Bailey's. 842 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,180 And really hammer it. 843 00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,260 But you need to, as I say, you need to be chained down for that. 844 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,080 Or at least I do. 845 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,460 And thanks to Johnny who does provide that service for me every Christmas day. 846 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,260 Turns up with a chain and a lock. 847 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,900 And chains me in. 848 00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,620 And then pours me the Brandy and Bailey's. 849 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:36,860 And he goes away then. 850 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:40,820 And comes back Stevens as he lets me out of the house. 851 00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:42,880 And I walk down to the pub with him then. 852 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,120 Talk about the time that I'd had. 853 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,840 And the dreams that I'd had. 854 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:51,260 Which are inspired and influenced by all the Brandy. 855 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,020 Look at this. 856 00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,580 More spooky goings ands. 857 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,000 Here. 858 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,920 It's very, very strange at Christmas for this to be happening. 859 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,680 Stand clear. 860 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,700 The doors are open. 861 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,700 Stand clear. 862 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:05,160 Be okay. 863 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,980 Be okay, guys. 864 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,300 I don't know. 865 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,700 I don't know if it's anything to do with the weather or... 866 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:18,700 Is it something to do with... 867 00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:21,240 Is there something in the air? 868 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,160 As Phil Collins said. 869 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:26,680 We don't know. 870 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,440 Are they on something? 871 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,960 Are there substances being taken? 872 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:34,280 There's a lot of... 873 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,020 There's a lot of that going on nowadays. 874 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,480 The world has fallen apart. 875 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,920 And it's all in the tunes and the music as well. 876 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:45,600 They're influencing the young people's minds. 877 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,600 And... 878 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,120 It's sad. 879 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,080 It's awful sad. 880 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:51,860 But what can you do? 881 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:52,740 Look at this. 882 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:56,460 Johnny! 883 00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,340 That window there. 884 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:00,420 Johnson! 885 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:01,560 How are you getting down here? 886 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:01,600 Well... 887 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,940 What's the crack? 888 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,700 Good man yourself. 889 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:06,740 Good man yourself. 890 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,720 I have to let him out. 891 00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:12,180 I bet he is jealous. 892 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,720 He is jealous of my Christmas skin. 893 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,840 It's a great situation to have a bit of Christmas skin in. 894 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:20,980 On the... 895 00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:21,680 On the bus. 896 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:23,640 I'm... 897 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,320 Half tempted to see if you can get a human version of this. 898 00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:30,580 Turn my skin into a Christmas wrap. 899 00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:31,940 Like my actual face. 900 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,740 Can I get a... 901 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:36,740 A Christmas tattoo of red... 902 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:39,020 And stars and snow... 903 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:39,760 On my face. 904 00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:43,660 Is that possible? 905 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,660 Is it legal? 906 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,120 Oh yeah, no. 907 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:47,820 Would it work? 908 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,860 It could be terrifying as well at the same time. 909 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,560 You might not want to scare people. 910 00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:58,800 Passenger has forgot something. 911 00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,360 Again! 912 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:02,140 A lot of featherheads on the bus tonight. 913 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,540 Pick up garbage. 914 00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:05,980 Someone's left a cabbage. 915 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:07,500 It's a purple cabbage. 916 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,040 That'll go well with the Christmas dinner now. 917 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,580 We need to get this back to this fella. 918 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,400 Or this woman. 919 00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,700 Howie, you forgot your purple cabbage. 920 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,720 You forgot your purple cabbage. 921 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,220 You okay? 922 00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:20,500 Jesus, are you alright? 923 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:21,780 Did you eat... 924 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:22,560 He took the cabbage. 925 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,220 That fella there now, he's on the cabbage. 926 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,260 He's on the purple cabbage. 927 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,720 And that's what... 928 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,980 That's what I was talking to you about. 929 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:29,640 In the... 930 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,280 The drugs. 931 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,880 People do be taking these new drugs now. 932 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,200 Purple cabbages. 933 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,620 That fella just dropped a purple cabbage there. 934 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,260 He's so... 935 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:41,160 It's not right. 936 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,860 There's people not right after it. 937 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:44,560 She don't know what... 938 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,460 Who's making these things in that... 939 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,180 Second laboratory they're making. 940 00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:49,560 Oh yeah, no. 941 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,780 I was speaking to Laboratoire Garnier the last day. 942 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:55,260 And he said that... 943 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,260 Things have gone to fuck. 944 00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,580 Out in... 945 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,580 In... 946 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:01,580 In... 947 00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:03,780 The laboratory where he works. 948 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,240 That the people who started eating shampoo. 949 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:08,800 And taking them. 950 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,240 And they go out to the nightclubs now. 951 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,460 They'll take a bottle of VO5 or whatever it is. 952 00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:16,100 They'll go off... 953 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,560 They'll be off their fucking head for days. 954 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:19,500 Insane. 955 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,100 Insane and it's... 956 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,200 It's a scary... 957 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,360 It's a scary world of living. 958 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,480 You're going to have a Christmas tip in here. 959 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,140 Lucy. 960 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,120 411. 961 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:27,500 That's mighty. 962 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,740 Thank you very much. 963 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:31,020 I don't know what the significance of that number is. 964 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,340 But thank you very much. 965 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:34,780 The 4th of the... 966 00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:36,060 The 4th of November is it? 967 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,060 Or is it the 11th of April? 968 00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:40,560 We... 969 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,060 In the American... 970 00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:42,880 The 11th of Christmas tip. 971 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,920 Calendrical system. 972 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,200 A pint of plain. 973 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,080 The 11th of Christmas tip. 974 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,480 Yeah. 975 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,800 A pint of plain is your only man. 976 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,520 And you can... 977 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:50,520 You can... 978 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,020 You can... 979 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,400 You can live by those words. 980 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,020 You can... 981 00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,020 You can... 982 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,020 You can... 983 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020 You can... 984 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,020 Ruminate... 985 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,700 On that. 986 00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:03,040 Because you know what you're getting with the plain. 987 00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,020 How are you capin'? 988 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:09,240 Single ticket for the shooting man. 989 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,180 Have you heard of the shooting count? 990 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,080 You do, good man. 991 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:13,860 How are you? 992 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,960 How are you, missus? 993 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,760 Great day at the office? 994 00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:20,200 Huh? 995 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,440 620. 996 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:23,720 Thank you very much. 997 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,400 How are you keepin'? 998 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:28,660 I'm sure I met this fella before I met him. 999 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:29,560 Might be his brother, though. 1000 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,520 There's a lot of look-alikes in the town. 1001 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,720 Be a fair bit of interbreedin' goin' on. 1002 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:37,600 Now. 1003 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,860 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1004 00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:48,840 Check for scum. 1005 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,600 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin', yeah? 1006 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,420 Thank you very much. 1007 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,420 I will check for scum. 1008 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:52,700 That's mighty. 1009 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:54,320 The next stop I will. 1010 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:56,480 Because we've gone a... 1011 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,680 We've gone a little bit too far now without checking, you see. 1012 00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,800 There's people gettin' on and off. 1013 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,220 Worst thing is, I get to the end of the line. 1014 00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:04,800 And there's people who've got on. 1015 00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:05,280 They've... 1016 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,760 They've been scummin'. 1017 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,600 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1018 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:07,920 But they've... 1019 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,980 They've got off before I could get to them. 1020 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,360 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1021 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,640 Yeah. 1022 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:11,840 Dermot... 1023 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,740 Dermot Conlon, you know what I'm talkin' about. 1024 00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:13,740 That's mighty. 1025 00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:22,500 You're a long-time supporter and long-time passenger, if I'm not mistaken. 1026 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,420 I don't have a bit of Christmas tippin'. 1027 00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:28,380 The live video for Seamus JCB's song on YouTube is gold. 1028 00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,580 It is Dermot. 1029 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,500 I'll check that out. 1030 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:33,760 And I'll dedicate it as well to Jack Schillington. 1031 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:34,720 That's mighty. 1032 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:35,720 Who's a good man. 1033 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:37,320 A mighty, mighty man from Mayo. 1034 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:38,800 I... 1035 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,300 I presume. 1036 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,580 I'm not sure. 1037 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,320 We have a look now. 1038 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,400 Let's see where we are goin' and what we are doin'. 1039 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,880 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1040 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,700 Still a red light. 1041 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,240 We're still a red light. 1042 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,240 Are you gettin' that? 1043 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,580 The lorry of Christmas past. 1044 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,700 Thank you very much. 1045 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,920 That was a spooky old lorry, wasn't it? 1046 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,580 I wonder what he's doin' now. 1047 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,200 Maybe he's gonna to spook someone else. 1048 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:08,920 and teach him a lesson. 1049 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:11,400 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1050 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,060 Shtee, thank you very much. 1051 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:14,740 Tippin', yeah. 1052 00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:16,760 That's mighty. 1053 00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:18,520 Thank you very much, Shtee, Kee. 1054 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:18,640 Yeah. 1055 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,480 You're a great man. 1056 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:22,180 You're a mighty man. 1057 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,580 You're an amazing man. 1058 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:27,840 Shtee. 1059 00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:29,240 Could be a girl's name. 1060 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,240 These days, you don't know. 1061 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,340 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1062 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,740 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin', yeah? 1063 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,640 Gulag Jordan Jackson. 1064 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,140 That's mighty. 1065 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,260 Well, I'm not sure about that. 1066 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,320 We might have to go to VAR. 1067 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,280 Uh, first off, to consult the VAR operators, 1068 00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,080 which is you the viewer. 1069 00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:54,180 Um, one word gulag, two words no gulag. 1070 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,040 Hit it if you want. 1071 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,140 Mystery man, thank you very much. 1072 00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:58,820 That's mighty. 1073 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:04,840 Okay, it's good. 1074 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:05,600 It looks like... 1075 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,640 It looks like... 1076 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,180 Sorry, now we might have to go to VAR here, people. 1077 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,940 Jordan Jackson, are you there? 1078 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:14,560 A little bit of Christmas tippin'. 1079 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,460 Are you there, Jordan? 1080 00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,860 A little bit of Christmas tippin' here. 1081 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,160 Carlton Palmer. 1082 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:20,160 That's mighty. 1083 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:20,160 Carlton Palmer. 1084 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,980 Thank you very much, Carlton Palmer. 1085 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,880 A great man. 1086 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:26,940 And a great midfielder. 1087 00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,360 I can't see... 1088 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,720 I can't see Jordan anywhere. 1089 00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:33,920 He's not even there anyway. 1090 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,580 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'? 1091 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,860 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin' here? 1092 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:37,860 Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin' here? 1093 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:40,100 Ryanair Gulag trip for Jordan. 1094 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,100 Let's meet him. 1095 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,100 Okay, let's have a look here now and see where we are now. 1096 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,320 Let's see. 1097 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,280 Okay. 1098 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:46,780 Now. 1099 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,020 We're goin' to the VAR. 1100 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,860 Sorry, Jordan. 1101 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,520 Yeah, wait, we have to go to VAR. 1102 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:54,440 We have to go to VAR. 1103 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:03,980 Sorry, there, no. 1104 00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:05,100 How you gettin' that? 1105 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,480 Sorry, there, no. 1106 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:26,700 What the hell is goin' on here with the Gulag? 1107 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,280 Jesus Christ, her Gulag is... 1108 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,780 We're fucked. 1109 00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:39,640 We are fucked. 1110 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,220 We are fucked. 1111 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,500 Let me have a look here. 1112 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,060 Bear with me. 1113 00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:57,980 Bear with me here. 1114 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:58,040 Bear with me here. 1115 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:28,020 The End 1116 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:58,000 The End 1117 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:27,980 The End 1118 00:57:27,980 --> 00:57:57,960 The End 1119 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:08,600 I think here. 1120 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,340 I think here. 1121 00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:41,320 I think here. 1122 00:58:41,320 --> 00:59:11,300 I think here. 1123 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,300 I think here. 1124 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:17,300 I think here. 1125 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:34,300 Oh, Jesus Christ, the ticker, the ticker isn't what it used to be. Thank you very much, John. Don't do that. Don't do that to me. Please don't do that to me. 1126 00:59:36,300 --> 01:00:05,180 Hopefully now we're back on the road. We'll make it nice and it'll be a nice quiet kind of journey. Like, you know, we'll have no more startles. That's a startling thing to have someone tipping like that. Leaving a big tip. How are you, Johnny? Did you see him flashing there? He's a good man. He's a great man. A fantastic man. And a real fine bus driver as well. And I've told you that before. So you know the crack yourselves. 1127 01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:29,860 He is an absolute speed demon at the wheel. And he doesn't, he never gets done. He never gets a ticket. He knows a few guards, granted. But he is undetectable by speed camera. Now I'm not condoning that kind of behavior behind the wheel. I'm simply relaying the facts. 1128 01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:39,800 The man can drive bus. He can bus hard. He takes no prisoners. Do you know what I mean? 1129 01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:51,080 Turn left here. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Yeah. 1130 01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,220 What? That's amazing. 1131 01:00:53,220 --> 01:01:23,200 *sad music* 1132 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:43,200 *sad music* 1133 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:53,180 Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball. Today the numbers are 5, 6, 17, 64, 1134 01:01:53,180 --> 01:02:00,180 and at 59. 1135 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:05,180 And if you don't like those numbers don't worry, if you tick the bonus draw on your Lotto Slip, you'll be treated to an extra draw. 1136 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:09,180 If you check the space game, you'll be in with a chance of playing our space breakfast bonanza. 1137 01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:13,180 Today's work, find the breakfast and win a prize. 1138 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:15,180 Mary in Port Arlington, how are things? 1139 01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:17,180 Hello, hello Francis, hello Francis. 1140 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:20,180 It's great to see your face on the Lotto Ball. Have you always liked the show? 1141 01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:22,180 This is Mary here from Port Arlington. 1142 01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:24,180 Sheamus, how are things? 1143 01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:26,180 Yeah, how are ya? 1144 01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:29,180 Great to see you, great to see you looking well. Is there anyone at home you'd like to give a lovely wave to? 1145 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:36,180 I'd like to give a big wave to all my grandchildren and all the family and I would like to say hello everyone in the town and say thanks for all the support. I want to say thanks again to all the people who supported me. My son, Derek. 1146 01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:49,940 and we and I would like to say hello everyone in the town and say thanks for all the support. 1147 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:57,060 I want to say thanks again to all the people supporting me, my son Derek. 1148 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:27,140 Sandra Joyce, you gave me a heart attack. Thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Thankfully now the ambulance service and the crew paramedics from the hospital Castlebar, I have to say a big thank you for coming back and resuscitating me mid-journey and doing an absolutely fantastic bit of work. 1149 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:44,700 Sandra Joyce and Jer, thank you very much. And everybody else, you're actually putting me at danger. Okay. 1150 01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:52,740 It's a dangerous game you're playing because my heart is not ready for it. My heart is going to pop. 1151 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:04,420 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Thank you very much aviation. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Yeah. 1152 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:23,140 It's Liverpool's to lose at this stage of the game. How are you keeping? Thank you very much. Where are you sleeping? Thank you. At home. 1153 01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:43,860 You ask where I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping at home. Lovely bed. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Alan McAvoy. Thank you very much Alan McAvoy. That's mighty. We've got a red light. We could have been gone. We could have been gone on the green. 1154 01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:48,860 We could have been gone on the green. We could have been gone on the green. I'm awful annoyed with the mid-waste. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Where have they gone? Maybe the band. The band bust mid-waste. That's mighty. Jansons Wilder's printer. Thank you very much as well my friend. 1155 01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:55,860 We'll try and get mid-waste here on the... 1156 01:04:55,860 --> 01:05:17,860 We've got a red light. We've got a red light. We could have been gone on the green. We could have been gone on the green. I'm awful annoyed with the mid-waste. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Where have they gone? Maybe the band. The band bust mid-waste. That's mighty. Jansons Wilder's printer. Thank you very much as well my friend. Let's try and get... We'll try and get mid-waste here on the... 1157 01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:40,860 The spooky box. Now mid-waste. Let's listen to this now. Can we listen live? Can we listen live? Yeah. Listen live. Live broadcast. 1158 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:46,620 Westerly winds may reach Gale Force for a time tonight along the northwest coast. 1159 01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:51,180 Tomorrow Monday will be bright with good spells of winter sunshine and some scattered showers. 1160 01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:54,640 The showers will mainly occur in the northwest of the province early in the day. 1161 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,040 It will be breezy during the morning with a fresh to strong westerly wind. 1162 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:58,920 Fresh wind ahead. 1163 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,980 And back to the southwest in the afternoon. 1164 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,280 High temperatures of 8 to 9 degrees. 1165 01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:07,220 For more details on local and national forecasts visit met.ie. 1166 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,200 Your weather. 1167 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,620 With thanks to Rouse's jewellery and gifts, 3rd Balana. 1168 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,860 Check out our charming nature inspired Olivia Burton ladies watchers. 1169 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:16,940 Rouse's jewellers. 1170 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:17,840 Have it all. 1171 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,220 Naleghana. 1172 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,780 Agus Javeen. 1173 01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,500 Hoblina. 1174 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,480 Agatena. 1175 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:24,520 Agatena. 1176 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:24,580 Agatena. 1177 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,420 In midwest radio. 1178 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,040 These guys. 1179 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,560 Flakyo. 1180 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,940 Proudly sponsored by the Merry Monk. 1181 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,220 Calara Road Balana. 1182 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,600 Traditional homegrown Irish food. 1183 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,040 How are you doing? 1184 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,480 Harvested on the Atlantic coastal lands of Lackan. 1185 01:06:39,860 --> 01:06:40,480 The Merry Monk. 1186 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,300 Are you ready for Christmas? 1187 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:43,240 Gav Lions. 1188 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,380 Thank you very much Gav. 1189 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,960 Give the house of an old lion Gav. 1190 01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:51,780 I'm honored. 1191 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:58,120 Thank you Gav. 1192 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,240 Appreciate that. 1193 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:02,940 Happy Christmas Tommy. 1194 01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:06,240 Get yourself a box of USA Assort Biscuits. 1195 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,840 Thanks for the service. 1196 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,920 Coming from a very long tradition. 1197 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:11,920 No problem. 1198 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:11,920 No problem. 1199 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:12,600 No problem. 1200 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:24,400 his mother, God rest her soul, and his uncle, God rest her soul, and probably more members of the family that I didn't know, were all musicians. 1201 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:33,680 Now Paddy is an expert podcast player, and I asked him tonight to play a selection of podcasts. 1202 01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:35,820 Nice, and go leg. 1203 01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:40,420 These are especially for Dr. Paddy O'Toole in Oxford, and his good missus. 1204 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:43,840 So Paddy, I hope that you enjoyed them. 1205 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,760 Big shout out Dr. Paddy O'Toole. 1206 01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:50,180 It's Tony Joe Taig on the Busca Cule with a selection of partners. 1207 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:52,260 Yes, Paddy Joe Taig. 1208 01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:56,560 Crank it up, crank it up. 1209 01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:26,540 We'll be right back. 1210 01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:29,680 Look at these people. They're not walking. 1211 01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:48,740 Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated. Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated. 1212 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,480 Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp deactivated. 1213 01:08:55,480 --> 01:09:03,280 This is real music. 1214 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:07,520 Oh, yeah. 1215 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:37,500 All right. 1216 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,500 All right. 1217 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:44,500 Especially for Dr. Paddy O'Toole and his good wife in Foxborough. 1218 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,500 Paddy O'Toole. 1219 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,500 Paddy O'Toole. 1220 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,500 With his own brand of polka playing. 1221 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,500 That's great. 1222 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,500 Thank you very much. 1223 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,500 Thank you Paddy O'Toole. 1224 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:57,500 Now, after that, we'll go back to the flute. 1225 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:04,500 You see, the flute is a very, very possible, a very, very popular instrument around Amour. 1226 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,500 And it's possible. 1227 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:10,500 We have any amount of the finest of flute players. 1228 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:13,500 And one of them is Niamh Mooney. 1229 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:18,500 And she is now going to play for two reels. 1230 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:23,500 And they are the boys of the loch and coolies. 1231 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,500 Coolies. 1232 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,500 That's fantastic. 1233 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,500 Lovely bit of flute. 1234 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,500 Merry Schlugmas. 1235 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,500 Merry Schlugmas. 1236 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,500 Thank you very much. 1237 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:31,500 Merry Schlugmas. 1238 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,500 That's my name. 1239 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,500 Merry Christmas. 1240 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:34,500 Merry Schlugmas to you too. 1241 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,500 Merry Schlugmas to you too. 1242 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:35,500 Oh, I need to check for Shkom. 1243 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:35,500 Fuck. 1244 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,500 Hey, you wanna bet your Christmas tip? 1245 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,500 Hey, you wanna bet your Christmas tip? 1246 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,500 Yeah. 1247 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:50,620 Merry Shlugmas. Merry Christmas to you too. Oh I need to check for Shkong. Fuck! 1248 01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:06,740 Shluggy Moe, thank you very much. I'm gonna check for Shkong now. 1249 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,740 There with me. 1250 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:20,740 Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you. 1251 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:26,740 Yeah. Clandike Bill. Thank you very much, Clandike Bill. I'm getting flashed. 1252 01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:30,740 I'll get that. 1253 01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:32,740 He's not waving back. Check for Shkong. I'm gonna do it. Okay. Sorry there now. We just paused the fluke for a moment there because Shkong has not been checked yet. What we'll do is we'll let these guys on and then we'll check for Shkong. Big Shtile. 1254 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:59,060 He's not waving back. Check for scum, I'm gonna do it. Okay. Sorry there now. We just paused the fluke for a moment there because scum has not been checked yet. What we'll do is we'll let these guys on and then we'll check for scum. Big style. 1255 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:26,240 The Dr. Ockers Sprouts Pizza. Wow. That sounds like an absolute feast. A veritable feast of the senses. A slice of heaven. Mind your ears everyone, there's a level crossing going on here. There's a choo-choo. There's a choo-choo. Let's go ahead and have a look here. 1256 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:55,120 Sorry, I don't know. I need to see. There's the choo-choo anyway. Schmeichel Cummins, thank you very much. And Callum C. We missed the choo-choo, he's gone. Welcome. And thank you very much, Schmeichel Cummins. That's a great name. And you're a great name. 1257 01:12:55,120 --> 01:13:22,960 And Callum, all the best. Thank you very much, Callum. Gulek takes the course as well, thank you very much. Regular ticket. 620 please, dear. Thank you. Just wearing the watch on the outside of the shelf. 380 change back to you. How are you getting on? Single and regular. 1258 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:32,860 that's Doran's best or in rule shape pennies very much Merry Christmas here 1259 01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:41,320 and all the best in the new year this guy is he's come on we paid he paid shooting 1260 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:48,400 fairy kids didn't show the shooting count didn't show the shooting count 1261 01:13:48,400 --> 01:14:16,960 thank you very much that's Doran and then then Morrison they're all out tonight all the messes are out tonight boom Murphy as well I can't believe it I cannot believe it thank you very much 1262 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:44,860 I appreciate that boom Murphy very kind of you Stevie G that's my Jeeves Stinnens thanks very much can we have a sneaky blast of Francis Christmas sang you can if we can get it on the radio tunes now in a minute I can get a moment 1263 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,000 are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 1264 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,500 shlug here an archipelago 1265 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,000 are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 1266 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,440 yeah thank you very much 1267 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:55,440 shlug here an archipelago 1268 01:14:55,440 --> 01:15:00,480 it's a great bit of uh it's a land a bit of land off of the main part 1269 01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:03,480 the same way the the UK and Ireland 1270 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:08,240 and uh we're we are an archipelago in a way 1271 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,000 are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 1272 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,000 are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin? 1273 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,240 yeah what? 1274 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,240 *Gunshot* 1275 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,240 *Gunshot* 1276 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,240 *Gunshot* 1277 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,240 *Gunshot* 1278 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,240 *Gunshot* 1279 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,240 *Gunshot* 1280 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:39,240 *Gunshot* 1281 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,240 *Gunshot* 1282 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,240 *Gunshot* 1283 01:15:43,240 --> 01:16:13,220 Thank you. 1284 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,220 Thank you. 1285 01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,220 I'll get them. 1286 01:16:15,220 --> 01:16:16,220 Yeah. 1287 01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:20,220 That's my turn. 1288 01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:29,300 *music* 1289 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:32,220 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 1290 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:36,220 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace, 1291 01:16:36,220 --> 01:16:37,820 and setting fire to them. 1292 01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:39,660 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 1293 01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:41,660 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 1294 01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:43,580 I do a few rolls on the ground, 1295 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,060 and a few reptilius repetitions, 1296 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,900 just to get the blood flowing. 1297 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,900 Once those flames are licking high, 1298 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:51,740 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 1299 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:57,980 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 1300 01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:01,900 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 1301 01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:08,460 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 1302 01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:21,580 *phone rings* 1303 01:17:21,580 --> 01:17:21,980 *phone rings* 1304 01:17:21,980 --> 01:17:22,460 Hello? 1305 01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:23,420 How are you, Patien? 1306 01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:24,940 Francis, how are things? 1307 01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:27,340 Nine to four, Patien. It's good to hear from you. 1308 01:17:27,340 --> 01:17:27,660 And you, and you? 1309 01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:33,900 I'm uptown now spending a bit of Santy money. Buying the family gifts, and I think I want to buy you a gift too. 1310 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,340 *phone rings* 1311 01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:35,740 Okay. 1312 01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:36,860 Do you want a health watch? 1313 01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:36,860 Do you want a health watch? 1314 01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:41,420 I doubt I'd get much use out of it, Francis, to be honest with you. 1315 01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:41,980 *phone rings* 1316 01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:44,940 Okay, well would you get much use out of a fucking sage? 1317 01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,300 What's a sage? 1318 01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:46,940 *phone rings* 1319 01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:48,060 Esten Blumenthal. 1320 01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:50,540 What's Esten Blumenthal? 1321 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,740 Esten Blumenthal. 1322 01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,780 *phone rings* 1323 01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,300 I don't know what that is, Francis. 1324 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:58,700 Harry, some millionaire who makes daft dinners. I won't worry about the cunt. 1325 01:17:58,700 --> 01:17:59,340 Esten Blumenthal. 1326 01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,340 Don't think I'd use it, Francis. 1327 01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:05,020 Well, you're a hard man to buy for Patien. You're a man of fucking taste. 1328 01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:09,100 How about I put a picture of your family on a mouth mat and we say no more about it? 1329 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,380 Yeah? Okay. 1330 01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:13,420 Do you want me to send a picture of the family over? 1331 01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:15,260 I already have photos of your family, Pat. 1332 01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:16,940 What? 1333 01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:18,060 I got them on Facebook. 1334 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,420 I-I know, it's just a bit weird. 1335 01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:22,780 I'm not a bad cunt. 1336 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,980 Do you want the mouth mat or not, 9 to 4, Pat? Come on. 1337 01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:27,660 Yeah, yeah, okay. Whatever, yeah. 1338 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:28,540 Good man. 1339 01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:30,540 Now, Pat, I'm gonna cut to the cheese. 1340 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:31,740 Can you lend me a few grand? 1341 01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:35,660 I'm after losing all the fucking santi money down the tracks as far as I don't know what to do. 1342 01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:36,780 Esten Blumenthal. 1343 01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:52,380 I'd like to say a big apology for having another, yet another heart attack live on air. 1344 01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:57,660 And a big thank you to the medics, the paramedics. 1345 01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:03,580 And a big thank you also to Captain Forst for that tip. 1346 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:05,580 It's incredible. 1347 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,180 It's unbelievable. 1348 01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:09,660 It's insane. 1349 01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:15,500 And it's very, very dangerous for the heart for that to happen. 1350 01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:20,060 But look, we won't quibble about it. 1351 01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:22,220 We'll move on and try and make this. 1352 01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,340 *Bus-Jowd* 1353 01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:26,140 Must be complete, at least. 1354 01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:31,980 Because the idea is to go to, uh, you know, the end destination. 1355 01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:38,220 However, I am aware that I have not checked for scum on the bus for a long time. 1356 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:39,580 Hey, you're on a bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1357 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:40,620 So it's time to do that. 1358 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:43,340 Hey, you're on a bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1359 01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:45,100 Willi Harold fact check. 1360 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:45,820 That's mighty. 1361 01:19:45,820 --> 01:19:46,700 Thank you very much. 1362 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:52,780 Happy Christmas Schlug Connor, Francis, and everyone on the best bus in the West. 1363 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,260 You see, well, thank you very much for that. 1364 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,620 Very kind of you. 1365 01:19:56,620 --> 01:20:00,860 And I hope you're having a lovely Yuletide experience. 1366 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:00,860 A little Christmas Tiffin. 1367 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:01,660 A little Christmas Tiffin. 1368 01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:04,060 A little Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1369 01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:07,020 And Baz Doran and his shite pinners are back again. 1370 01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:08,780 I hope you're well. 1371 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:10,540 And I hope you're keeping well. 1372 01:20:11,660 --> 01:20:12,620 So many comments. 1373 01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:15,100 I am, I can't believe it. 1374 01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:21,100 And I'm, I feel like a bit of a bollocks for not reading everything out. 1375 01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:21,820 A little Christmas Tiffin. 1376 01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:26,620 But I'm also aware that the bus, there's scum on the bus. 1377 01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:27,900 I know, I'm checking, I'm checking. 1378 01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:28,620 Thank you very much. 1379 01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:33,500 This guy's not going to give up any ticket or tell me anything. 1380 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,540 But he's fine anyway. 1381 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,060 He's got a free pass. 1382 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,660 Uh, I'm aware now. 1383 01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:42,460 There's no scum on the bus. 1384 01:20:44,460 --> 01:20:45,180 That was a lie. 1385 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,300 A little Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1386 01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:48,620 That's mighty. 1387 01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:52,860 Dr. Oka's Sprouts Pizza is really, really promoting the Sprouts Pizza. 1388 01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:58,300 If that is the case, that there's a Sprouts Pizza, then that's going to change the Christmas game. 1389 01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,540 That's Christmas dinner sorted for me. 1390 01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:02,780 Stick that in the oven and have that. 1391 01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,900 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1392 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:06,700 And then I will be chained to a chair. 1393 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,260 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1394 01:21:07,260 --> 01:21:07,900 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1395 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:08,380 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1396 01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:08,940 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1397 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:09,420 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1398 01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:09,420 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1399 01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:09,500 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1400 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,500 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1401 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:11,500 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1402 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:12,220 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1403 01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:13,100 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1404 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:13,500 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1405 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:25,980 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1406 01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:27,980 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1407 01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:28,540 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1408 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,340 Thank you very much. 1409 01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:29,340 Thank you very much. 1410 01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:29,820 Thank you very much. 1411 01:21:29,820 --> 01:21:31,580 I was saying there if I, thank you. 1412 01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:34,220 If I read everything, we won't move. 1413 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:35,820 We can't move. 1414 01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,500 Now, let's have a look here. 1415 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,420 We'll get groovin. 1416 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:45,500 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1417 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,060 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1418 01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:46,700 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1419 01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:48,300 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1420 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:50,540 Thank you, thanking you, Dermot Tiffin. 1421 01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,580 That's right, yeah. 1422 01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,460 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah. 1423 01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:55,180 I hope you're okay and that you're getting on well. 1424 01:21:57,260 --> 01:22:00,300 Now, it's for Steve Jennings if we can get the Tiffin' Tiffin here. 1425 01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:03,340 Well. 1426 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:07,180 A little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1427 01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:09,500 Santa's comin' down your chimney, sack on his back. 1428 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,740 Heaven and flesh, heaven and flesh. 1429 01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:13,820 It's comin' down your chimney, nicely fetched. 1430 01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:16,220 With the sack on his back, and he's having a flesh. 1431 01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:18,380 Big fat Santa, out of the loose. 1432 01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:20,540 Comin' down your chimney, is into your hoose. 1433 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:22,700 Walkin' round your living room, what's he at? 1434 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:24,700 Creepin' about, scarin' the cat. 1435 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,860 And the cat got scared, and he ran up the stairs. 1436 01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:28,940 And I told the wife, there was somebody there. 1437 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,140 And then she got scared. 1438 01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:32,300 I rang the guards, there was nobody there. 1439 01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:34,540 So I went downstairs with the herding stick. 1440 01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:35,580 I said, "Come out, she's bringin'." 1441 01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:37,740 And he popped out his head, and I swung for his head. 1442 01:22:37,740 --> 01:22:39,820 Then I hit him on the head, and fell down dead. 1443 01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:42,380 I switched on the light, and I repeatedly said, 1444 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:46,460 "Oh my god, what have I done? I've just killed Santa Claus, what have I done?" 1445 01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,540 The wife of the kids woke up, and said, "What's goin' on?" 1446 01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:50,940 I said, "Go back to Schlee, there's nothin' wrong." 1447 01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:55,340 I picked up the Santa Claus, and put him in the car, and drove like fuck to a kinship man. 1448 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:59,820 I went round the town, then I went back home, and I cried and panicked, and I drove to Athlone. 1449 01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:03,980 Found a little forest outside Athlone. I dug out the shovel, and I dug up a hole. 1450 01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:08,460 And I moved the life's body of Jolly Sidney into the hole, and I surely get sick. 1451 01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:14,700 I surely cry, and think about home, and if I ever get a car, then I'll never go home, and I'm just King Santa, and I don't know what to do." 1452 01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:16,380 No, no, no. It's me. 1453 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:20,540 "This Christmas, why not spend your festive cheer in China?" 1454 01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:26,780 "The fastest growing economy in the world." "Billions of people." "Fine cuisine." "Dragons and lanterns." "I'm only eating that." 1455 01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:30,540 "Chinese gambling." "Authoritarianism, and spring rolls." 1456 01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:36,380 "That's all you need and more this Christmas at China." "Be the man you know you can be." 1457 01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:42,620 "With a 2-0-1 Audi." "At Herb Lennon's Audi dealership." "Herb Lennon." 1458 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:52,460 "9.5% APR." "Herb Lennon." "Surround sound bluetooth is standard." "Herb Lennon." "Free Ivan Yates cookbook." "Herb Lennon." "That's all the Audi you need this Christmas at..." 1459 01:23:52,460 --> 01:24:00,380 "Herb Lennon." "Hi guys, Tom here from Ballina Santa Claus's." "We have a Santa Claus for every occasion." 1460 01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:06,620 "Whether it's kids parties, office parties." "We've got the right Saint Nick for you." "Choose between over five different Santas." 1461 01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:16,860 "Santa's." "Santa one." "Merry Christmas." "Santa two." "Merry Christmas." "Santa three." "Merry Christmas." "Santa four." "Feliz Navidad." "And Santa five." 1462 01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:25,640 Ballina Santa Claus are sure to make your party a real Christmas cracker, but don't take our word for it. Here's what our happy customers have to say. 1463 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:48,880 Oh, we hired Ballina Santa for the Christmas party. It was a fucking great job. We went to Ballina Santa for our Santa Claus party and he didn't turn up. I'm Connor. I run a medium-sized business. We had a Christmas stock party last year and hired Ballina Santa. Everyone had a blast, including the Santa who helped himself to the brandy. He told one of the senior sales executives to save his baubles. 1464 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:54,800 I think was the term before asking him to ring his jingle bell, which I thought was out of line. 1465 01:24:55,080 --> 01:25:03,160 That's all the Santa you need at Ballina Santa. All our Santa Claus are guard of it. Terms and conditions apply. Please enjoy Santa Claus responsibly. Over 18s only when the fun stops. Stop. Never ever smoke and fly. 1466 01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:11,360 The fact can help. The, uh, I forgot to let this book in off here. The... So I'm letting him off in the middle of nowhere. 1467 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,160 I hope he's okay about that. 1468 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,840 Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp deactivating. 1469 01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:25,740 I hope he's okay with that. He'll have to be okay with it. 1470 01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:30,740 That's the thing. He'll have to be okay with it. 1471 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,600 Nothing I can do about it. 1472 01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:34,520 Oh, yeah, no. 1473 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,300 Sorry about that to all the passengers. No, there he is outside, look. 1474 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,360 It's a... It's a sad situation, to be honest. 1475 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:44,740 I want to say a big thank you... 1476 01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:48,020 To the Schlug Paramedic Squad. 1477 01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:53,200 To the ghosts of... The ghosts of Bus Journeys Past. 1478 01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:56,800 To Uncle Aoife, Berlin Asalot. 1479 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,020 I'm sorry, Mr. Tenryo, and Schlug Christmas Bonus. 1480 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:04,200 There was a lot of donations that came through there. 1481 01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,240 It was hard to keep track of. 1482 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,520 And this poor lad in here... 1483 01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:10,800 This is what happens. 1484 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:13,320 I am distracted from my job. 1485 01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,840 And this guy has been left out in the cold. 1486 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:17,520 And I'll probably feel... 1487 01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,740 He'll be on social media now after this. 1488 01:26:21,820 --> 01:26:23,820 And I'll be painted out to be a bad guy. 1489 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,440 But I won't care. 1490 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,900 Because I'm not on social media. 1491 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,520 And that... Is that. 1492 01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,260 See you later. 1493 01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:36,300 Whoa. 1494 01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,980 Little bit of da... Whoa! 1495 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,540 Little bit of dodginess. 1496 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:42,520 Never hurt nobody. 1497 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:47,420 Now. 1498 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:52,020 A long way to go. 1499 01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:54,660 Freaking long way to go. 1500 01:26:54,660 --> 01:27:06,060 Those fuckers, uh, leaving... 1501 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:09,020 The, uh, the stuff on the bus. 1502 01:27:09,220 --> 01:27:10,060 I have... 1503 01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,140 A little chewing concocted for the... 1504 01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,960 The people leaving the stuff on the bus. 1505 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,060 So I always like to... 1506 01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:17,060 Let them know about it. 1507 01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:18,440 Ladies and gentlemen. 1508 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,420 Boys and girls. 1509 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,560 I'm gonna tell you something now. 1510 01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:24,380 Let's rock your world. 1511 01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:30,520 If you have a cup or a wrapper from a bow, pick his up and bring his home. 1512 01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:32,400 You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow. 1513 01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:34,420 If you had a cow, you wouldn't leave us in a cow. 1514 01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:39,020 You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus. 1515 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:43,000 You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus. 1516 01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:47,620 You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus. 1517 01:27:47,780 --> 01:27:50,780 Have you any cup or a bottle? 1518 01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:52,180 I'm just a bottle. 1519 01:27:53,460 --> 01:27:53,880 Thank you. 1520 01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,700 I think we're back on. 1521 01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:58,440 It's 5.30. 1522 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:03,700 They have six adult workshops, and that's with Ronan Eastwood, 1523 01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,220 Maureen Casey, Pat Murphy. 1524 01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:06,860 Oh, I know Maureen. 1525 01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:11,200 Michael Traberty, Eamon McGowan, and Noel Devery. 1526 01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,880 So they're having a junior weekend then as well. 1527 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,260 So I won't tell you about that. 1528 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,260 Maybe nearer to the time I tell you about that. 1529 01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,700 But there are the Cayley bands that's playing for that, 1530 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:24,420 and it's in the Green Isle Hotel. 1531 01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:29,100 It's in the Conrad Leisure Centre in Newland Cross in Dublin. 1532 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:33,160 So Connie Ryan, of course, was the first man to introduce, 1533 01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:35,460 well, me anyway, to set dancing. 1534 01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:39,900 And it was the best introduction ever I got in my life. 1535 01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:43,040 And I've enjoyed it for the last 29 years. 1536 01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:44,120 Messages, I'm sorry. 1537 01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:47,280 And needless to say, the 6th to be in March, 1538 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,880 I'm doing the set dancing workshop myself over in Mulroney. 1539 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,920 Thanks, Schneckbox. Thank you very much. 1540 01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:56,800 It's a set dancing week that's happening from the 6th to be in. 1541 01:28:57,540 --> 01:29:01,320 And they're having the Brian Bull Cayley Band, Swallow's Tale Cayley Band. 1542 01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:02,060 Swallow's Tale. 1543 01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:07,600 And they're having the Chanos workshop, and I'm doing the set dancing workshop on the Saturday morning. 1544 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,800 Jolly Sidnick. Thank you very much, Jolly Sidnick. 1545 01:29:10,020 --> 01:29:12,780 We're down in Clare. 1546 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,880 Once again, I'll just give you the Cayley Band that's playing. 1547 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:20,580 And that's happening on the 6th and the 7th and the 8th of March. 1548 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,660 And it's in Spanish Point in County Clare. 1549 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,180 And it's in the Bell Bridge House Hotel. 1550 01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,400 And Johnny Reedy is playing. 1551 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,700 Eddie Jordachian. Thank you very much. 1552 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,200 Great Brookside man. 1553 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,780 He is listening to the Christmas Day. 1554 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,660 He is listening to the Night Faced. 1555 01:29:52,180 --> 01:29:52,980 Brain Shlug. 1556 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:56,860 Thank you very much, Brain Shlug. 1557 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,360 Merry Christmas Day. 1558 01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,340 Swallow's Tale Cayley Band playing for us. 1559 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:06,180 Now just a mention of the calendar. 1560 01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:10,180 As I've already told you about Cross Malina on the 4th. 1561 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,080 Then in Castle Bar at Braffy GAA Clubhouse. 1562 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:13,820 Thank you, Snowflake. 1563 01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:16,020 I'm gonna have to overtake my own bus. 1564 01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,520 Sasha did the 18th Kilcuna. 1565 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:20,520 Kilcuna. 1566 01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:22,280 He was playing there in his own village. 1567 01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:24,180 And then on Sasha did the 24th. 1568 01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:24,780 How are you, Johnny? 1569 01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:26,160 Me, you're happy. 1570 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:28,260 They're having a Cayley there with wise. 1571 01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:28,740 The dust. 1572 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,700 So Pentechalees have the Pentechalees card. 1573 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:32,040 Evangelical Christian. 1574 01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:32,980 Thank you very much. 1575 01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:35,400 We'll be telling you more about that. 1576 01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:35,900 Thank you very much. 1577 01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:36,820 Next week. 1578 01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:38,120 But in the meantime. 1579 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,320 I want to wish each and every one of our dancers. 1580 01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,420 A great, great Christmas and New Year. 1581 01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:47,180 Merry Christmas. 1582 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:49,640 To all the people who come and support me with my dancing. 1583 01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:49,980 Thank you so much. 1584 01:30:49,980 --> 01:30:51,060 Do you see me, Jerry Adams? 1585 01:30:51,060 --> 01:30:51,820 Thank you very much. 1586 01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:53,080 To Seamus. 1587 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:54,460 Thank you very much, Jerry. 1588 01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:54,820 Cross the desk from me. 1589 01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:58,340 I want you to have a very, very, very good Christmas. 1590 01:30:58,580 --> 01:30:59,400 A very good Christmas. 1591 01:30:59,920 --> 01:30:59,920 And to know you. 1592 01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:03,000 Who's always been so nice here on Sound Engineering. 1593 01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:04,160 Always so great. 1594 01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,180 So I'm hoping you'll enjoy the dinner. 1595 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:07,900 Oh, I love the dinner. 1596 01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:08,620 And we'll see you all back. 1597 01:31:08,620 --> 01:31:11,300 This night, we put the help of God. 1598 01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:12,520 So thanks again. 1599 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:13,920 And good night, everybody. 1600 01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:17,040 I'm wishing all my dancers and musicians a very, very, very happy Christmas. 1601 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:18,380 Free Ivan Yates cookbook. 1602 01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:19,360 Thank you very much. 1603 01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:20,960 Thank you, Seamus. 1604 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:21,820 Thank you, Seamus. 1605 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,320 That's very kind of you. 1606 01:31:23,420 --> 01:31:24,680 And I hope that you're keeping well. 1607 01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:27,100 And that everything is going well for you. 1608 01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:28,420 Feel the rhythm. 1609 01:31:29,060 --> 01:31:29,720 Feel the rhyme. 1610 01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,680 Get on up to Garby's Footwear and Drapery. 1611 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:33,640 Real IRA. 1612 01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:34,640 Thank you very much. 1613 01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:36,480 Garby's Footwear and Drapery. 1614 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:37,980 Main Street Ballantool. 1615 01:31:38,340 --> 01:31:42,480 Where we've got an amazing selection of Christmas footwear gifts for you. 1616 01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:43,420 Wellington boots. 1617 01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,200 $9.99. 1618 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:45,120 Flip flops. 1619 01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:45,580 $3.99. 1620 01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,200 Pinsoles. 1621 01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:46,760 $8.99. 1622 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:47,480 Shoes. 1623 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,060 $7.95. 1624 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,020 Slippers. 1625 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:49,660 $10.99. 1626 01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:50,320 Boots. 1627 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,560 New locks. 1628 01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:52,320 $3.99. 1629 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:53,160 Stilettos. 1630 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:53,820 $4.99. 1631 01:31:53,820 --> 01:31:54,460 Thank you. 1632 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:56,320 Thank you, Derry Lynn. 1633 01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:56,760 Thank you. 1634 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,740 Garby's Footwear and Drapery. 1635 01:31:58,740 --> 01:32:01,620 Do you need help around the house but have no one there? 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1650 01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:31,900 Yeah, can you take my shoes off, please? 1651 01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:32,340 Affirm. 1652 01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:33,680 You stink. 1653 01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:34,740 But you're a robot. 1654 01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:35,900 How can you even smell? 1655 01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:36,880 I don't know. 1656 01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:37,420 How's it going? 1657 01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:38,660 It's Connor Williams here. 1658 01:32:38,660 --> 01:32:39,980 Thank you very much, Speed Threat. 1659 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:43,580 Unfortunately, I came home and found it in bed with my wife. 1660 01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,060 Mr. Williams, I assure you it's not what it looks like. 1661 01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:50,700 Get the hell out of my house, you absolute robot scum. 1662 01:32:50,980 --> 01:32:52,380 No problem, master Williams. 1663 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:53,080 You're ready. 1664 01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:54,480 It's all for my call. 1665 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:55,140 Yes, please. 1666 01:32:55,140 --> 01:32:56,140 Thank you. 1667 01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:57,140 Window cleaning. 1668 01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,600 Thank you, Daryl Inclu again. 1669 01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:00,740 Daryl Inclu again. 1670 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:02,280 All the help you need. 1671 01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:04,640 Am molar at Balan Robots. 1672 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:05,980 Balan Robots. 1673 01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:09,640 Jesus Christ. 1674 01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,660 So many messages here now. 1675 01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,120 Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen? 1676 01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:18,400 Philip, thank you very much. 1677 01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:19,100 Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen? 1678 01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:19,360 Yeah. 1679 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:21,120 Hey, you're not going to get me this time. 1680 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:21,600 That's my turn. 1681 01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:22,980 And thank you very much, Philip. 1682 01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:24,640 And to the rest of the McCracks. 1683 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:25,860 All the bait. 1684 01:33:27,740 --> 01:33:28,640 From the wait. 1685 01:33:31,820 --> 01:33:32,260 Cheeky. 1686 01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:34,240 Cheeky, boys. 1687 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:39,640 She's like, I cannot wait to get back to the break room now and have a whistle and a banana. 1688 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,480 Black Mamba, thank you very much. 1689 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:42,760 Oh, matey. 1690 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,940 Bit of an old situation here, look. 1691 01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:47,340 Hopefully no one got hurt. 1692 01:33:48,380 --> 01:33:49,420 That's what happens, though. 1693 01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:53,040 A lot of fucking lunatics on the road at Christmas as well. 1694 01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:56,500 Please, please, please be careful on the road at Christmas, everybody. 1695 01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,200 Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen? 1696 01:33:58,460 --> 01:33:59,640 Owen Murphy, how are you? 1697 01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,480 Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen? 1698 01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:01,700 Yeah. 1699 01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:03,620 Give yourself plenty of time. 1700 01:34:03,620 --> 01:34:03,780 That's my turn. 1701 01:34:04,140 --> 01:34:07,240 To get to where you're going from A to B. 1702 01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:13,100 And don't be speeding or playing fuck in the car or doing any daft stuff. 1703 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:17,340 Because Christmas time is for family and you don't want to be. 1704 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:18,460 Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen? 1705 01:34:18,460 --> 01:34:22,740 You don't want to be, you know, creating any drama now. 1706 01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,460 This time of year, it's about being safe and sound. 1707 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,780 And thank you very much there. 1708 01:34:28,780 --> 01:34:30,380 I'm missing out. 1709 01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:33,000 Owen Murphy, Sam Thomas. 1710 01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:37,400 Thank you very much, Sam. 1711 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:42,200 I...I need a little bit of Christmas Tiffin. I miss...Mrs. Ross. 1712 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,200 I need a little bit of Christmas Tiffin. 1713 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,200 Oh yeah man. That's me. 1714 01:34:46,200 --> 01:35:16,180 Thank you. 1715 01:35:16,180 --> 01:35:29,360 The people who are paid £600,000 a week or year for doing 11 hours jobs and who have the moralising, pontificating, who say, oh, we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system. 1716 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:33,900 And they don't have the moral right to stand and stand for the people of this country. 1717 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:40,300 And it's you, Pat Kenny, who get £600,000 a year for doing 11 hours a week. 1718 01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:45,260 And you have the dignity to speak about people on the social welfare, on disability. 1719 01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:49,800 And then you pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system. 1720 01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:56,280 Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get. 1721 01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,920 And you need to be confronted for your moralising and your hypocrisy. 1722 01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:01,860 £600,000. 1723 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,180 And at the boom time, you're wearing £900,000, Pat. 1724 01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:09,960 £900,000 for RTE, not ABC Nightline. 1725 01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:14,780 I see they're building a brand new castle uptown. 1726 01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:19,540 The bridge that goes over to it was built by my grandfather's old pair. 1727 01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,820 Took them a long time too. 1728 01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,340 Real Connemara stone. 1729 01:36:25,340 --> 01:36:26,520 Great sheep out that way. 1730 01:36:27,660 --> 01:36:32,660 Also, if you want a Joyce Country Sheepdog, just ask me about it. 1731 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,580 There won't be anything in this castle for a few years until it's fully recommended. 1732 01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:39,040 Or realised. 1733 01:36:39,940 --> 01:36:41,280 But as soon as it's built. 1734 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,540 We're planning on filling the fucking thing full of sheep. 1735 01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:49,460 If anybody wants in on this, now's the time. 1736 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,520 We're building this shit from the ground up. 1737 01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:55,820 And I ain't gonna take any stragglers. 1738 01:36:56,460 --> 01:36:58,180 You're either into sheep or you're not. 1739 01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,880 Put your letter on the fucking postcard to me. 1740 01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:03,640 And let's get this place fucking full of wool. 1741 01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:06,260 She's gonna be nice, boys. 1742 01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:08,480 She's gonna be nice. 1743 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,060 How we getting on there? 1744 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,060 Sorry about that. 1745 01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:20,980 I had another hard situation. 1746 01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:33,840 And all I can say is thank you very much again to the medical people for getting me sorted out and rigged back up again. 1747 01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:37,120 You're doing God's work. 1748 01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:39,420 You're doing God's work. 1749 01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:44,800 As for Sam Thomas, thank you very much as well. 1750 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,140 Tommy Samus. 1751 01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:47,060 Sammy Thomas. 1752 01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:48,440 Look it. 1753 01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:50,720 I'm gonna have to level with you all now. 1754 01:37:53,340 --> 01:37:59,960 I don't know how to operate with the goodwill that is being heralded upon me. 1755 01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:02,760 It's a lot to take in. 1756 01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:05,300 But all I can say is thank you very much. 1757 01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:09,160 And I hope that you have a wonderful Christmas. 1758 01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:12,760 And also, thanks for the year of the busing. 1759 01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:15,540 It's been the Chinese year of the bus. 1760 01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:18,100 And, um... 1761 01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:21,320 Yeah. 1762 01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:22,520 It's been a special... 1763 01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:23,880 It's been a special situation. 1764 01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,320 And Sunday nights... 1765 01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,820 I've become a happier time for myself. 1766 01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:31,320 Because I used to get awful, uh... 1767 01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:35,600 Down in the dumps and the doldrums about the impending Monday. 1768 01:38:36,460 --> 01:38:38,600 And the week ahead, kind of, what's going on. 1769 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,260 And, you know, Sunday nights... 1770 01:38:41,260 --> 01:38:42,880 That's always been the way since... 1771 01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:44,100 Since I was... 1772 01:38:44,100 --> 01:38:44,700 In school. 1773 01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:48,460 Since I was in Shrewl. 1774 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:49,460 As well. 1775 01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:51,800 We all know what happens in Shrewl. 1776 01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:54,680 That stretcher road between Shrewl and Hedford. 1777 01:38:55,860 --> 01:38:56,700 Um... 1778 01:38:56,700 --> 01:38:58,340 It's a chaos chamber. 1779 01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,160 But thank you very much. 1780 01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:01,880 Um... 1781 01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,200 Any... 1782 01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,080 Any, um... 1783 01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:05,800 Guesses for... 1784 01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:07,800 My new... 1785 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,800 What my new... 1786 01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:10,800 My new, um... 1787 01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:13,800 Furniture piece... 1788 01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:14,800 Is called. 1789 01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:21,540 Anybody out there... 1790 01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:22,040 With a guess. 1791 01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:32,080 It's not Frank Lampard. 1792 01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:32,340 No. 1793 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:35,800 But you're close. 1794 01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:41,100 Tipperary gets it. 1795 01:39:41,780 --> 01:39:42,340 Lamp... 1796 01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:43,600 Lamp Frankard. 1797 01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,640 Lamp Frankard. 1798 01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:49,280 Haha... 1799 01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:50,680 He's a good guy. 1800 01:39:52,580 --> 01:39:54,040 We can bring him over here. 1801 01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:55,160 Woof! 1802 01:39:59,160 --> 01:39:59,640 Woof! 1803 01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:03,880 And there he is. 1804 01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:05,340 The man... 1805 01:40:05,340 --> 01:40:06,080 Himself. 1806 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:09,940 Lamp Frankard. 1807 01:40:09,940 --> 01:40:15,780 I've been thinking about that one all week 1808 01:40:23,220 --> 01:40:24,540 in case now 1809 01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:26,880 none of you were here 1810 01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:28,200 last week 1811 01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:32,340 I had seen that 1812 01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:33,560 I was saying 1813 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,080 two of my favorite things in the world 1814 01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:37,160 are 1815 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:39,660 Taylor Swift 1816 01:40:39,660 --> 01:40:42,240 and crisps 1817 01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:45,520 so I thought maybe if you were to combine them 1818 01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:47,540 you might be able to get this 1819 01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:51,180 it's Tato Swift 1820 01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,220 or 1821 01:40:52,220 --> 01:40:54,540 Taylor Crisp 1822 01:40:54,540 --> 01:41:02,320 that was a great situation 1823 01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:05,160 another thing 1824 01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,760 was a business venture 1825 01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:09,380 for young Harry Styles 1826 01:41:09,380 --> 01:41:11,880 who's making a great go of it 1827 01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:13,200 in the pop world 1828 01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:17,100 he's left the other lads from one direction behind 1829 01:41:17,100 --> 01:41:18,480 and now he's going in 1830 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:20,260 there's only one direction for him 1831 01:41:20,260 --> 01:41:21,620 that's to the top 1832 01:41:21,620 --> 01:41:23,320 well Harry 1833 01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:25,180 I'm going to play you it again 1834 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:27,960 the cards are going to be laid squarely on the table 1835 01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:28,240 Harry 1836 01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,800 I've got a business proposition for you 1837 01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:32,940 that I think is going to sell really well 1838 01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:35,600 I can order them from China 1839 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:35,600 I can order them from China 1840 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:35,600 I can order them from China 1841 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,440 from China 1842 01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:38,400 in bulk 1843 01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:39,240 off Alibaba 1844 01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:39,980 or one of those 1845 01:41:39,980 --> 01:41:41,560 and we can get rolling 1846 01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:43,540 it's what I call 1847 01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:44,640 the Harry Styles 1848 01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,100 and 1849 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:48,480 it's just basically 1850 01:41:48,480 --> 01:41:49,300 a stylus 1851 01:41:49,300 --> 01:41:50,600 that you can buy from China 1852 01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:53,220 and then we put a sticker of your face on it 1853 01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:54,540 and call it a Harry Styles 1854 01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:57,560 fans of yours will buy it 1855 01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,120 and 1856 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:00,640 other people too 1857 01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:01,460 I'm 1858 01:42:01,460 --> 01:42:03,860 that's the demographic I'm going for Harry 1859 01:42:03,860 --> 01:42:05,960 so 1860 01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,000 are you in 1861 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:07,720 or are you out 1862 01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:08,560 I will only 1863 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,340 require 1864 01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:10,660 20% 1865 01:42:10,660 --> 01:42:11,020 well 1866 01:42:11,020 --> 01:42:11,780 40 1867 01:42:11,780 --> 01:42:13,020 I'm asking for 40 1868 01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:15,560 I'm going to ask for 40% 1869 01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,820 you can have 60 1870 01:42:16,820 --> 01:42:18,960 what do you say Harry 1871 01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:20,540 I know you're a 1872 01:42:20,540 --> 01:42:21,300 you're a businessman 1873 01:42:21,300 --> 01:42:22,240 you're shrewd 1874 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:24,540 you've gone bisexual 1875 01:42:24,540 --> 01:42:25,440 for the new album 1876 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:27,220 you're getting both 1877 01:42:27,220 --> 01:42:28,580 you're getting both 1878 01:42:28,580 --> 01:42:30,280 pounds 1879 01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:31,260 in the purse 1880 01:42:31,260 --> 01:42:36,340 this could be the first ever bisexual stylist Harry 1881 01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:41,280 my mind is dull to drumble 1882 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:42,260 have you heard this now 1883 01:42:42,260 --> 01:42:43,300 it's lovely 1884 01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:46,720 to distant days of yore 1885 01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:49,360 when I robed as free 1886 01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:52,980 as the wild march wind 1887 01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:58,240 round the hills of Bahamur 1888 01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:04,080 twas often with our dogs and sticks 1889 01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:09,860 before the break of day 1890 01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:12,700 bear push a door 1891 01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:16,160 the dew-clad grass 1892 01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:20,740 we carelessly stray 1893 01:43:20,740 --> 01:43:21,740 it's lovely singing 1894 01:43:21,740 --> 01:43:24,700 to haunt the rubbish 1895 01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:27,440 and course the hair 1896 01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:32,440 till the moon came up once more 1897 01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:37,920 those were the happy days we spent 1898 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:42,760 round the hills of Bahamur 1899 01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:48,920 then homeward bound at eventide 1900 01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:53,380 we'd went our weary way 1901 01:43:53,380 --> 01:43:57,200 and we'd talk of the thrills 1902 01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:04,720 and all the spills we had throughout the day 1903 01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:14,600 and as we'd pass the old ring fort with this wealth of fairy lore 1904 01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:19,980 we'd hear the corlew's plaint of call 1905 01:44:19,980 --> 01:44:24,600 round the hills of Bahamur 1906 01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:30,440 we had some famous haunting dogs 1907 01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:34,440 I'll mention but a few 1908 01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:40,220 there was ship and speed and rebel bolt 1909 01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:42,220 There was no... 1910 01:44:42,220 --> 01:44:43,220 Double... 1911 01:44:43,220 --> 01:45:11,220 *music* 1912 01:45:11,220 --> 01:45:31,220 *music* 1913 01:45:31,220 --> 01:45:41,220 *music* 1914 01:45:41,220 --> 01:45:51,220 *music* 1915 01:45:51,220 --> 01:46:01,220 *music* 1916 01:46:01,220 --> 01:46:13,220 *music* 1917 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:25,220 *music* 1918 01:46:25,220 --> 01:46:35,220 *music* 1919 01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:53,220 *music* 1920 01:46:53,220 --> 01:47:05,220 *music* 1921 01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:15,220 *music* 1922 01:47:15,220 --> 01:47:17,220 *music* 1923 01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:39,220 *music* 1924 01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:49,220 *music* 1925 01:47:49,220 --> 01:47:51,220 *music* 1926 01:47:51,220 --> 01:47:58,020 The value continues over in our fish section where we're offering salmon darns for $2.69 for two. 1927 01:47:58,020 --> 01:48:03,940 You thought you had it solved. You didn't. Frozen pigs and blankets for $1.99. 5 litre water $2.49. 1928 01:48:03,940 --> 01:48:08,500 Why not put a bit of heat into the cold snap with four bales of briquettes for 20 euro. 1929 01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:13,940 Or this garel of bass for 26 euro with a return canister. Get down to that supermarket now! 1930 01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:20,260 We have fresh fruit and veg deals starting with this net of oranges for 1 euro. Strawberries and peanuts for $2.99. 1931 01:48:20,980 --> 01:48:27,060 Tins of tomatoes $1.49 for four tins. That's great value. The value continues over on the houseware aisle. 1932 01:48:27,060 --> 01:48:48,740 An ash bucket for $4.99. Chips in a box $2.89. Turkey burgers $1.69. Chicken wings $1.99. Organic carrots $1.50. Brandy and Bailey $3.40. Baubles. You made a mistake and now your life's fucking ruined. $9.99. Two years down the fucking drain. $10.99. I always said that you'd amount to nothing. $3.99. You never had anything about you. $2.99. Always said that. $1.99. You're no fucking son of mine. 1933 01:48:50,740 --> 01:49:02,140 at Higgins Supermarket, Castletown, opening hours, Monday to Wednesday, 9am till 8pm, Thursday, Friday, 9am until 9pm, Saturday, 10am till 6pm, and Sunday, 10am till 2pm. 1934 01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:09,940 That's all the value you need and more at Higgins Supermarket, Castletown, County Mail. I want to see you there! 1935 01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:36,740 I can't... I don't know how to explain what's going on, but between TK and T22BC, my heart is fucked. You've stolen my heart. 1936 01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:49,220 I cannot... I don't know how to express... I don't know how to express my gratitude other than saying thank you very much. 1937 01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:56,460 Thank you very, very much. Very, very kindly, and I appreciate it immensely. 1938 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:06,460 You're the greatest passengers that I've ever carried. I mean that. 1939 01:50:07,860 --> 01:50:10,460 I mean that. I'm the boss of my house. 1940 01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:11,020 How are you getting that? 1941 01:50:11,020 --> 01:50:15,520 I mean that. 1942 01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:18,940 Thank you. 1943 01:50:24,180 --> 01:50:24,840 Thank you. 1944 01:50:26,820 --> 01:50:28,660 Stand here. The doors are opening. 1945 01:50:30,820 --> 01:50:32,840 Stand here. The doors are opening. 1946 01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:33,320 How are you doing? 1947 01:50:35,140 --> 01:50:35,980 Holy shit. 1948 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:41,700 Merry Christmas to you and all of yours from T22BC. 1949 01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:46,440 Here's money towards the sage from Heston Blumenthal. 1950 01:50:49,580 --> 01:50:51,100 And TK says nothing. 1951 01:50:51,860 --> 01:50:52,460 As usual. 1952 01:50:54,740 --> 01:50:55,700 TK. 1953 01:50:56,620 --> 01:50:57,440 Taylor Keith. 1954 01:50:58,520 --> 01:50:59,660 The mystery benefactor. 1955 01:51:00,740 --> 01:51:05,440 The man who keeps the stream dreaming. Who keeps the dream streaming. 1956 01:51:10,780 --> 01:51:11,780 Oh yeah, man. 1957 01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:19,300 Can't believe it. Can't believe it. 1958 01:51:24,780 --> 01:51:27,980 Oh yeah, Mrs. L.O.L. Give you a ticket. 1959 01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:31,980 Single and a regular. And a one. 1960 01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:42,980 Oh. Lovely stuff. Lovely stuff. And whatever. 1961 01:51:46,980 --> 01:51:48,980 Holy Moses. 1962 01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:54,980 Crazy night. Crazy, crazy night. 1963 01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:56,980 Fungi the dolphin. Thank you very much. 1964 01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,980 Thank you very much. 1965 01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:17,980 Drew Peacock. 1966 01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,980 Drew Peacock. 1967 01:52:18,980 --> 01:52:19,980 Thank you very much, Drew. 1968 01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:21,980 And to all the Peacocks out there. 1969 01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:23,980 I can't get through the... 1970 01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:24,980 Now look, Shona. 1971 01:52:24,980 --> 01:52:25,980 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 1972 01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:27,980 Take your Christmas and Murray Christmas. 1973 01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:28,980 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 1974 01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:29,980 Yeah. 1975 01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:30,980 Sex, sex slugs and sausage rolls. 1976 01:52:30,980 --> 01:52:31,980 That's right. 1977 01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:32,980 Thank you very much. 1978 01:52:32,980 --> 01:52:33,980 Happy Christmas. 1979 01:52:33,980 --> 01:52:54,980 Take your Christmas and Merry Christmas. Sex, sex, slugs and sausage rolls. Thank you very much. Happy Christmas. It's beautiful. 1980 01:52:54,980 --> 01:53:12,980 You're doing a better Christmas tippin. Snug. Paramedic squad. Thank you very much. Thanks for all the help. Get me back up and running. Three times in one night. Four times in one night. 1981 01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:25,980 Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. Thank you. That's mighty. Thank you very much. 1982 01:53:28,980 --> 01:53:44,980 Jesus Christ. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Lamb Frank help. Thank you. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. What? I'm bowled over. I'm... 1983 01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:58,980 I'm knocked out. I'm visually impaired. I'm seeing stars. Stars in the sky. The Milky Way. 1984 01:53:58,980 --> 01:54:05,980 The Milky Way. The Christmas tippin. Rory Duggan. The Christmas tippin, yeah. Thank you very much, Rory. Thank you. 1985 01:54:05,980 --> 01:54:13,980 Oh, God. They had a red light there. Oh. 1986 01:54:13,980 --> 01:54:15,980 Just on the map. Just on the map. 1987 01:54:19,980 --> 01:54:24,980 Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. 1988 01:54:24,980 --> 01:54:26,980 Lisa Murray Murray. Thank you very much. What's that? 1989 01:54:26,980 --> 01:54:35,980 Tell your Christmas and Murray Christmas. Says Lisa Murray Murray. Thank you very much. 1990 01:54:35,980 --> 01:54:48,980 Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. I don't know what to do. I'm getting confused. 1991 01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:49,980 Head for a hypno-drub. No luck, Shona. Thank you very much. I could do the cup of tea, to be honest. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. I don't know what to do. I'm getting confused. 1992 01:54:49,980 --> 01:54:59,860 Head for a hypno drop. Oh look Shona, thank you very much. I can do with a cup of tea to be honest. 1993 01:55:02,060 --> 01:55:09,020 Eat on a better Christmas tippin. Eat on a better Christmas tippin, yeah. That's amazing. 1994 01:55:12,700 --> 01:55:13,020 God. 1995 01:55:17,980 --> 01:55:18,660 Thank you. 1996 01:55:18,660 --> 01:55:19,660 Oh. 1997 01:55:19,660 --> 01:55:30,660 Eat on a better Christmas tippin. Eat on a better Christmas tippin, yeah. Pat McRoyne, thank you. 1998 01:55:30,660 --> 01:55:31,660 Oh. 1999 01:55:31,660 --> 01:55:37,660 *Bubble sound* 2000 01:55:37,660 --> 01:55:39,660 *Bubble sound* 2001 01:55:39,660 --> 01:55:41,660 *Bubble sound* 2002 01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:43,660 *Bubble sound* 2003 01:55:43,660 --> 01:55:45,660 *Bubble sound* 2004 01:55:45,660 --> 01:55:47,660 *Bubble sound* 2005 01:55:47,660 --> 01:55:49,660 *Bubble sound* 2006 01:55:49,660 --> 01:55:51,660 *Bubble sound* 2007 01:55:51,660 --> 01:56:19,660 *music* 2008 01:56:19,660 --> 01:56:21,660 Oh yeah man! 2009 01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,660 *Gasp* 2010 01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:24,660 *Gasp* 2011 01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:27,660 *Droid music* 2012 01:56:43,660 --> 01:56:44,660 *Gasp* 2013 01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:45,660 *Gasp* 2014 01:56:45,660 --> 01:56:46,660 *Gasp* 2015 01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:47,660 *Gasp* 2016 01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:48,660 *Gasp* 2017 01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:49,660 Thank you very much 2018 01:56:49,660 --> 01:56:50,660 *Gasp* 2019 01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:51,660 *Gasp* 2020 01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:52,660 *Gasp* 2021 01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:57,840 Shkone, Shlugs and Harmony. Crash the bus. 2022 01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:02,880 Bigglet. Crash the bus. 2023 01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:32,860 The End. 2024 01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:40,760 The driver should carry out some very basic and elementary checks. 2025 01:57:41,620 --> 01:57:46,740 Firstly, he should check that the handbrake is applied and then that the bus is in neutral gear. 2026 01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:55,540 He should then adjust the seat to a comfortable driving position and then adjust the position of all three rearview mirrors. 2027 01:57:56,340 --> 01:57:59,320 Island today, a driver encounters a wide variety of road types. 2028 01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:10,400 We'll therefore divide our video into four sections. Normal main road driving, dual carriage race, country roads and town driving. 2029 01:58:15,680 --> 01:58:25,480 Check your mirrors, right hand and left hand. Indicate your intention and move to the left of center of the road into the filter lane. 2030 01:58:26,480 --> 01:58:30,100 Keep a check on your left hand mirror. This traffic will be passing you. 2031 01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,320 Are you getting it? 2032 01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:34,120 Proceed with the move. 2033 01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:46,180 Sorry there now. My life was flashing before my eyes. 2034 01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:49,620 I was transported back to my training days. 2035 01:58:50,720 --> 01:58:52,720 Back before, long before Schlegeren. 2036 01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,580 When I was working for a legitimate company. 2037 01:58:56,820 --> 01:58:58,240 Now they're known as the enemy. 2038 01:58:58,240 --> 01:58:58,240 Now they're known as the enemy. 2039 01:58:59,740 --> 01:59:02,100 You know them as Busseil. 2040 01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:03,640 But I know them as the enemy. 2041 01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:05,760 Ed. 2042 01:59:06,760 --> 01:59:08,420 That other crowd as well. 2043 01:59:08,620 --> 01:59:08,820 Ed. 2044 01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:10,440 Ed. 2045 01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,440 Ed. 2046 01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,440 Ed. 2047 01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,700 China. 2048 01:59:10,820 --> 01:59:11,180 Thank you. 2049 01:59:11,580 --> 01:59:16,540 That other crowd that are doing buses from Galway to Dublin for 15 euro. 2050 01:59:17,220 --> 01:59:19,880 And they've got Wi-Fi and all that kind of jazz on it. 2051 01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:26,560 Oh god. 2052 01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:33,060 I don't know what I'm going to do with that. 2053 01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:35,300 I'm going to have to drink harder than it. 2054 01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:37,440 I think I'm going to have to hit the bus tomorrow. 2055 01:59:38,340 --> 01:59:39,360 Or tonight. 2056 01:59:45,840 --> 01:59:46,320 Oh. 2057 01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:52,520 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tiffin'? 2058 01:59:53,780 --> 01:59:55,280 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tiffin'? 2059 01:59:55,280 --> 01:59:55,520 Yeah. 2060 01:59:55,520 --> 01:59:55,760 I'm... 2061 01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:57,760 That's my turn. 2062 01:59:57,760 --> 02:00:27,740 Thank you. 2063 02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:57,720 Thank you. 2064 02:00:57,720 --> 02:00:59,720 Thank you. 2065 02:00:59,720 --> 02:01:01,720 Thank you. 2066 02:01:01,720 --> 02:01:03,720 Thank you. 2067 02:01:03,720 --> 02:01:05,720 Thank you. 2068 02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:07,720 Thank you. 2069 02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:08,720 Thank you very much. 2070 02:01:08,720 --> 02:01:09,720 Rassenden. 2071 02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:13,720 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 2072 02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:15,720 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 2073 02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:16,720 Yeah. 2074 02:01:16,720 --> 02:01:17,720 Fair, fair, fair. 2075 02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:20,720 Thank you very much. 2076 02:01:20,720 --> 02:01:23,720 I can't take it anymore, please. 2077 02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:24,720 No more now. 2078 02:01:24,720 --> 02:01:26,720 No more, please. 2079 02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:29,720 I'm gonna die. 2080 02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:33,720 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 2081 02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,720 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 2082 02:01:35,720 --> 02:01:36,720 Yeah. 2083 02:01:36,720 --> 02:01:38,720 Justice for Hazuki, thank you. 2084 02:01:38,720 --> 02:01:40,720 That's mate. 2085 02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:54,720 Eat on a bit of Christmas tippin. 2086 02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,720 Eat on a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah? 2087 02:01:58,720 --> 02:02:00,720 Gerald? 2088 02:02:00,720 --> 02:02:02,720 Thank you, Gerald. 2089 02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:04,720 Thank you very much, Gerald. 2090 02:02:04,720 --> 02:02:05,960 I'm not a girl. 2091 02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:13,280 Oh. 2092 02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:16,560 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? 2093 02:02:17,760 --> 02:02:20,040 Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? Yeah. 2094 02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:22,160 That's mighty. 2095 02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:24,080 Mike, thank you very much, Mike. 2096 02:02:24,080 --> 02:02:25,440 Please no more now. 2097 02:02:26,800 --> 02:02:27,800 Please no more. 2098 02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:30,800 Please no more. 2099 02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:33,000 Radio. 2100 02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:44,400 Thank you very much. 2101 02:02:44,400 --> 02:03:14,380 Thank you. 2102 02:03:14,380 --> 02:03:44,360 Thank you. 2103 02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:47,780 Thank you very much, Turkey. 2104 02:03:51,360 --> 02:03:51,920 Oh. 2105 02:03:51,920 --> 02:03:58,920 Thank you. 2106 02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,920 Thank you. 2107 02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:00,920 Thank you. 2108 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920 Thank you. 2109 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920 Thank you. 2110 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920 Thank you. 2111 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920 Thank you. 2112 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:01,920 Thank you. 2113 02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:02,920 Thank you. 2114 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920 Thank you. 2115 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920 Thank you. 2116 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920 Thank you. 2117 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920 Thank you. 2118 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:03,920 Thank you. 2119 02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:04,920 Thank you. 2120 02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,920 Thank you. 2121 02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:06,920 Thank you. 2122 02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:10,080 I'm beginning to get back to myself now again. 2123 02:04:10,080 --> 02:04:12,220 Mark, formerly known as Sweetbees, thank you. 2124 02:04:12,220 --> 02:04:16,320 And Turkey, Pontification Station, Llewellyn Dowd. 2125 02:04:16,320 --> 02:04:17,980 Merry Christmas to Ali. 2126 02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:23,780 - Are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin'? 2127 02:04:23,780 --> 02:04:25,460 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin' ya? 2128 02:04:25,460 --> 02:04:28,960 - We've fallen down the path rabbit hole tonight. 2129 02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:30,680 And I don't know how I'm gonna get out. 2130 02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:35,420 Thank you very much, Danny LaLanna. 2131 02:04:35,420 --> 02:04:40,560 Thank you very much. 2132 02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:43,040 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? 2133 02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,040 Christ. 2134 02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:46,040 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? 2135 02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:46,880 Thank you very much, anyo. 2136 02:04:46,880 --> 02:04:48,640 Let's meet him. 2137 02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:53,860 Something's going to happen. 2138 02:04:53,940 --> 02:04:55,000 Something's got to give here. 2139 02:04:58,580 --> 02:05:00,360 Get these guys here over here, look. 2140 02:05:02,460 --> 02:05:03,980 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? 2141 02:05:03,980 --> 02:05:07,720 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping, yeah? 2142 02:05:07,720 --> 02:05:08,980 Ryan, thank you very much. 2143 02:05:08,980 --> 02:05:10,980 That's my...I can't believe it. 2144 02:05:10,980 --> 02:05:12,980 I can't believe it. 2145 02:05:12,980 --> 02:05:13,980 I'm going to have another heart attack. 2146 02:05:13,980 --> 02:05:14,980 Please don't do it. 2147 02:05:14,980 --> 02:05:15,980 Please. 2148 02:05:15,980 --> 02:05:16,980 I'm asking you. 2149 02:05:16,980 --> 02:05:18,980 I'm being nice. 2150 02:05:18,980 --> 02:05:39,280 Happy Christmas Ryan, Merry Christmas Annie 2151 02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:42,220 And Danny, thank you very much 2152 02:05:42,220 --> 02:06:04,740 Now let me go into another area of people missing money 2153 02:06:04,740 --> 02:06:08,420 Gillian there, no Gillian's calling, it's Francis there, Francis 2154 02:06:08,420 --> 02:06:09,940 Hello Joe 2155 02:06:09,940 --> 02:06:11,500 Francis, good afternoon 2156 02:06:11,500 --> 02:06:16,820 What's the story Joe, how's the crack in Iraq with your sack 2157 02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:20,520 Sorry for holding you there, you had an awful incident last night, what happens? 2158 02:06:20,740 --> 02:06:22,560 Hold on a moment, I'll tell you Joe 2159 02:06:22,560 --> 02:06:25,040 I was in town last night 2160 02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:29,640 Just having a bit of an old Christmas wander like you know yourself 2161 02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:31,380 Six days before Christmas 2162 02:06:31,380 --> 02:06:31,860 Yeah 2163 02:06:31,860 --> 02:06:37,800 And there was a gentleman out in the street just outside London 2164 02:06:37,800 --> 02:06:40,780 And he was lit up, he had a few days 2165 02:06:40,780 --> 02:06:43,540 He had a few lights on him like a Christmas tree 2166 02:06:43,540 --> 02:06:47,160 So I thought I'd go over and see what this man is about 2167 02:06:47,160 --> 02:06:53,180 And he was playing Christmas tunes out of his mobile phone 2168 02:06:53,180 --> 02:07:00,180 Okay, and I thought this is a nice Christmas man, so I went over to him and said happy Christmas, what's going on? 2169 02:07:00,180 --> 02:07:00,560 Wow 2170 02:07:00,560 --> 02:07:02,500 He took one look at me and he goes 2171 02:07:02,500 --> 02:07:04,860 I'm Chris the cracker 2172 02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:08,380 Do you want to buy some crackers for Christmas? 2173 02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:13,140 I thought Jesus, I thought Jesus, well I haven't them actually sourced 2174 02:07:13,140 --> 02:07:19,500 So I said I might have a Christmas cracker or two if you have a box of them 2175 02:07:19,500 --> 02:07:23,780 And he opens up a suitcase then full of crackers 2176 02:07:23,780 --> 02:07:24,260 Okay 2177 02:07:24,260 --> 02:07:28,880 He said there's six euro a cracker, I'll do it for five sixty a cracker 2178 02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:33,840 And I thought I was scratching my head thinking fuck that's it that's actually expensive enough 2179 02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:34,260 Okay 2180 02:07:34,260 --> 02:07:37,260 So I said to him that's actually expensive enough 2181 02:07:37,260 --> 02:07:38,260 Mm-hmm 2182 02:07:38,260 --> 02:07:39,600 And he said to me 2183 02:07:39,600 --> 02:07:43,260 You've never pulled a cracker like this 2184 02:07:43,260 --> 02:07:46,800 And that got the wheels in my head turning 2185 02:07:46,800 --> 02:07:49,400 I thought Jesus Christ, imagine Christmas Day comes around 2186 02:07:49,400 --> 02:07:50,980 And I whip out 2187 02:07:50,980 --> 02:07:53,760 The best crackers known for man 2188 02:07:53,760 --> 02:07:54,580 Mm-hmm 2189 02:07:54,580 --> 02:07:56,200 I said what's in them? 2190 02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:56,880 He goes 2191 02:07:56,880 --> 02:07:58,880 These aren't made in China 2192 02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:02,300 These are handcrafted down in Gort 2193 02:08:02,300 --> 02:08:04,300 In the meantime, no one called a guarantee 2194 02:08:04,300 --> 02:08:07,260 Well as far as I was concerned, Joe 2195 02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:11,220 A legitimate cracker deal was taking place 2196 02:08:11,220 --> 02:08:11,940 Mm-hmm 2197 02:08:11,940 --> 02:08:14,020 A crime had not yet been committed 2198 02:08:14,020 --> 02:08:17,820 So there was no need to involve on Gardaí-Shir Khanh 2199 02:08:17,820 --> 02:08:18,240 Okay 2200 02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:20,800 So he said the crackers were from Gort 2201 02:08:20,800 --> 02:08:24,280 Half Irish, half Brazilian crackers 2202 02:08:24,280 --> 02:08:28,320 I said what's the speciality about the Brazilian crackers? 2203 02:08:28,740 --> 02:08:30,280 He says have you ever been to Brazil? 2204 02:08:30,760 --> 02:08:32,360 It's the land of the cracker 2205 02:08:32,360 --> 02:08:32,780 Wow 2206 02:08:32,780 --> 02:08:34,820 I have since looked on Wikipedia 2207 02:08:34,820 --> 02:08:37,280 About Brazil the country 2208 02:08:37,280 --> 02:08:37,780 Mm-hmm 2209 02:08:37,780 --> 02:08:40,140 And there is nothing about crackers in the Arctic 2210 02:08:40,140 --> 02:08:46,780 In fact, Joe, there's nothing to suggest that Christmas crackers are even a tradition in Brazil whatsoever 2211 02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:47,380 Mm-hmm 2212 02:08:47,380 --> 02:08:53,120 So my lack of world knowledge has led to my downfall in this case 2213 02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:56,460 But anyway, I bought fucking 300 of them 2214 02:08:56,460 --> 02:08:56,860 Mm-hmm 2215 02:08:56,860 --> 02:08:59,020 He threw the suitcase into the bargain as well 2216 02:08:59,020 --> 02:09:00,540 Which was a nice gesture 2217 02:09:00,540 --> 02:09:01,200 Okay 2218 02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:02,420 I gave him the money 2219 02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:03,340 He gave me them 2220 02:09:03,340 --> 02:09:04,360 We parted ways 2221 02:09:04,360 --> 02:09:07,420 Um, he parted a little bit faster than me 2222 02:09:07,420 --> 02:09:08,300 I noticed he 2223 02:09:08,300 --> 02:09:09,640 He actually took off 2224 02:09:09,640 --> 02:09:09,980 Okay 2225 02:09:09,980 --> 02:09:13,960 So it's the 21st of December 2226 02:09:13,960 --> 02:09:14,580 Mm-hmm 2227 02:09:14,580 --> 02:09:16,300 I could not sleep 2228 02:09:16,300 --> 02:09:17,700 I was thinking about these crackers 2229 02:09:17,700 --> 02:09:22,540 So I crept downstairs at half past 1am 2230 02:09:22,540 --> 02:09:25,920 Pulled out one of Chris the Crackers Christmas crackers 2231 02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:28,800 And yanked its end off to the max 2232 02:09:28,800 --> 02:09:29,360 Okay 2233 02:09:29,360 --> 02:09:31,760 It was a tough pull, so I had to go at it again 2234 02:09:31,760 --> 02:09:35,060 And I couldn't snap my cracker, Joe 2235 02:09:35,060 --> 02:09:35,440 Mm-hmm 2236 02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:39,420 Anyways, I give it one second hard thrust 2237 02:09:39,420 --> 02:09:43,160 It tore in half and there was no snap jaw 2238 02:09:43,160 --> 02:09:46,080 And I was thinking, where was the snap? 2239 02:09:46,360 --> 02:09:51,080 I picked it up off the ground thinking, well, maybe the prize inside would be good 2240 02:09:51,080 --> 02:09:52,420 Or the hat or the joke 2241 02:09:52,420 --> 02:09:53,060 Mm-hmm 2242 02:09:53,060 --> 02:09:55,120 And I looked inside 2243 02:09:55,120 --> 02:09:57,740 There was nothing inside 2244 02:09:57,740 --> 02:10:03,260 There was nothing inside 2245 02:10:03,260 --> 02:10:04,480 Okay 2246 02:10:04,480 --> 02:10:05,920 All right, I thought 2247 02:10:05,920 --> 02:10:07,920 Well, there's a hat there 2248 02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:10,100 I pulled a piece of paper out 2249 02:10:10,100 --> 02:10:10,640 It wasn't 2250 02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:11,700 It wasn't a hat 2251 02:10:11,700 --> 02:10:14,560 It was a single ply 2252 02:10:14,560 --> 02:10:17,980 Of economy toilet roll tissue 2253 02:10:17,980 --> 02:10:18,440 Wow 2254 02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:19,540 And there was writing on it 2255 02:10:19,540 --> 02:10:22,100 And you know what it said, Joe? 2256 02:10:22,620 --> 02:10:22,900 Yeah 2257 02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:24,400 It said you being crackered 2258 02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:26,200 Okay 2259 02:10:26,200 --> 02:10:27,100 Yeah 2260 02:10:27,100 --> 02:10:31,440 I thought maybe it was just a dud 2261 02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:36,020 I fucking proceeded to open the other 299 crackers 2262 02:10:36,020 --> 02:10:36,320 Mm-hmm 2263 02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:38,400 It was the same thing over and over again 2264 02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:41,040 And it was handwritten in bio, Joe 2265 02:10:41,040 --> 02:10:43,400 So he'd gone to the trouble of writing that message 2266 02:10:43,400 --> 02:10:44,320 Mm-hmm 2267 02:10:44,320 --> 02:10:45,480 300 times 2268 02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:47,600 And toilet roll tissue plies 2269 02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:50,580 What kind of mind does that? 2270 02:10:51,380 --> 02:10:51,760 Okay 2271 02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:52,560 And how much do you 2272 02:10:52,560 --> 02:10:53,500 Well, insofar as 2273 02:10:53,500 --> 02:10:55,040 Can you give an estimate of 2274 02:10:55,040 --> 02:10:55,940 Or a guesstimate of 2275 02:10:55,940 --> 02:10:56,960 How much money is gone? 2276 02:10:57,040 --> 02:10:58,320 1,700 euro, Joe 2277 02:10:58,320 --> 02:11:00,360 300 crackers, Joe 2278 02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:00,820 Mm-hmm 2279 02:11:00,820 --> 02:11:02,600 560 a cracker 2280 02:11:02,600 --> 02:11:05,120 Christmas is ruined 2281 02:11:05,120 --> 02:11:10,140 Someone said go to the guards 2282 02:11:10,140 --> 02:11:12,180 But they don't care 2283 02:11:12,180 --> 02:11:14,540 I know another lad 2284 02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:16,320 Who says he knows somebody 2285 02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,800 Who's in the IRA 2286 02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,660 Who might be able to help 2287 02:11:19,660 --> 02:11:22,500 That isn't a route I've ever wanted to go down 2288 02:11:22,500 --> 02:11:24,140 What do you know about pigs 2289 02:11:24,140 --> 02:11:26,140 And the heat wave? 2290 02:11:26,620 --> 02:11:27,380 Fuck all, Joe 2291 02:11:27,380 --> 02:11:31,120 But I'm having to laugh about it anyway 2292 02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:34,200 Because if you don't laugh, you'll cry 2293 02:11:34,200 --> 02:11:36,480 And that's speaking from experience, Joe 2294 02:11:36,480 --> 02:11:37,360 Okay, okay 2295 02:11:37,360 --> 02:11:38,640 Well, let's find out there's more people 2296 02:11:38,640 --> 02:11:39,520 Thanks for that warning 2297 02:11:39,520 --> 02:11:40,100 Okay, thanks, Joe 2298 02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:40,900 Francis, you mind 2299 02:11:40,900 --> 02:11:41,520 That's Francis 2300 02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:42,600 Merry Christmas, Joe 2301 02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:46,340 Talk to Joe on 1850 715 2302 02:11:46,340 --> 02:11:47,380 Awful sad 2303 02:11:47,380 --> 02:11:51,640 That's that Chris the Cracker fella 2304 02:11:51,640 --> 02:11:53,120 That I was 2305 02:11:53,120 --> 02:11:55,840 Luckily enough 2306 02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:57,940 I didn't get any crackers 2307 02:11:57,940 --> 02:12:00,120 Poor lad in there 2308 02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:00,720 Got stung 2309 02:12:00,720 --> 02:12:05,220 And the lad in there 2310 02:12:05,220 --> 02:12:05,640 On the phone 2311 02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:06,620 Sounded like Francis 2312 02:12:06,620 --> 02:12:08,760 I hope he's okay 2313 02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:13,020 Are you doing a bit of Christmas dinner? 2314 02:12:14,580 --> 02:12:15,580 Are you doing a bit of Christmas dinner? 2315 02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:16,380 Heston Blumenthal 2316 02:12:16,380 --> 02:12:17,300 Thank you very much 2317 02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:19,220 I hope you're keeping well 2318 02:12:19,220 --> 02:12:24,960 I'll check 2319 02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:26,800 People are saying check for scum there 2320 02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:27,900 I will check for scum 2321 02:12:27,900 --> 02:12:29,600 Don't you worry about that 2322 02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:34,080 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? 2323 02:12:35,240 --> 02:12:35,900 Uncle Ben 2324 02:12:35,900 --> 02:12:36,780 Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? 2325 02:12:36,780 --> 02:12:37,440 Thank you very much 2326 02:12:37,440 --> 02:12:41,340 How are you, Johnny? 2327 02:12:42,140 --> 02:12:42,960 What's the crag? 2328 02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:46,440 How are you keeping? 2329 02:12:46,440 --> 02:12:46,440 How are you keeping? 2330 02:12:46,440 --> 02:12:48,840 Have you everything got for the Christmas? 2331 02:12:50,440 --> 02:12:50,700 Jan 2332 02:12:50,700 --> 02:12:53,520 Look at me, Jan 2333 02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:57,180 Thank you, Jenny 2334 02:12:57,180 --> 02:12:59,320 Jan 2335 02:12:59,320 --> 02:13:00,700 That's me 2336 02:13:00,700 --> 02:13:02,040 Jenny 2337 02:13:02,040 --> 02:13:05,560 Jenny, look at me, man 2338 02:13:05,560 --> 02:13:08,380 Jenny 2339 02:13:08,380 --> 02:13:14,920 Johnny 2340 02:13:14,920 --> 02:13:21,400 Super Beast, thank you very much 2341 02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:27,080 Oh, I'm blocking the road 2342 02:13:27,080 --> 02:13:28,380 Sorry, Johnny 2343 02:13:28,380 --> 02:13:30,740 Sorry, sorry about that 2344 02:13:30,740 --> 02:13:37,120 How are you doing Merry Christmas Day? 2345 02:13:38,620 --> 02:13:39,460 Where's my daughter? 2346 02:13:40,160 --> 02:13:41,000 Doors are open 2347 02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:42,540 Stay inside, thank you very much 2348 02:13:42,540 --> 02:13:43,060 Stay inside 2349 02:13:43,060 --> 02:13:45,860 Thank you very much 2350 02:13:57,860 --> 02:14:00,220 George Michael, thank you 2351 02:14:00,220 --> 02:14:01,280 Merry Christmas Day 2352 02:14:01,280 --> 02:14:01,700 Yeah 2353 02:14:01,700 --> 02:14:03,760 That's mighty 2354 02:14:03,760 --> 02:14:04,920 That's mighty or dear 2355 02:14:04,920 --> 02:14:07,960 It's mighty or dear 2356 02:14:07,960 --> 02:14:08,020 It's Mickey Cummins 2357 02:14:08,020 --> 02:14:09,960 Gation and... 2358 02:14:09,960 --> 02:14:10,380 Park City 2359 02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:13,520 Oh, how are you? 2360 02:14:15,120 --> 02:14:19,020 And tomorrow she'll be leaving for the coast 2361 02:14:19,020 --> 02:14:22,320 Merry Christmas Day 2362 02:14:22,320 --> 02:14:24,480 Well, that's Mick Flavendare getting our show 2363 02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:26,400 Mick Flavendare, thank you very much 2364 02:14:26,400 --> 02:14:27,500 I'll be checking for a scum 2365 02:14:27,500 --> 02:14:28,980 And you're all very, very welcome 2366 02:14:28,980 --> 02:14:33,220 We'll have Mick there as St. Marie is heading out to California starting our show tonight 2367 02:14:33,220 --> 02:14:36,160 Thanks to Seamus Duffy and the team there for the last turn 2368 02:14:36,160 --> 02:14:38,920 For the last two hours of the traditional music program tonight 2369 02:14:38,920 --> 02:14:42,640 And to Noel Brogan there for all music but in tune 2370 02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:44,660 And of course to Mildred Byrne there 2371 02:14:44,660 --> 02:14:46,560 Ciaran, thank you very much Ciaran 2372 02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:48,160 And all of that as well 2373 02:14:48,160 --> 02:14:48,900 I hope you're well 2374 02:14:48,900 --> 02:14:51,500 And Patsy has taken the calls 2375 02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:51,840 Patsy 2376 02:14:51,840 --> 02:15:13,840 The numbers apply: 0818 3055, 0818 3055, 19496 30169, 09496 30169. You can text us at 087941 401 0879 401. Thanks to Palinrope Dental. And you can also email the program studio at midwestradio.ie. 2377 02:15:13,840 --> 02:15:19,840 Right, looking forward to a busy, busy show tonight. Lots of requests pouring in already, so we're going to continue. 2378 02:15:19,840 --> 02:15:29,840 This engine is off loud in this bus. Oh Murphy, thank you very much sir. Merry Christmas to you. 2379 02:15:29,840 --> 02:15:36,840 Mexican Joe Walker, how about that? 2380 02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:47,840 Thanks to the revenue, thank you very much. 2381 02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:49,840 *Mario plays* 2382 02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:01,840 I'm getting out. 2383 02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:09,840 Dr. Mindflip 2384 02:16:11,840 --> 02:16:13,840 Thank you very much. 2385 02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:15,840 Merry Christmas to you. 2386 02:16:15,840 --> 02:16:18,840 Harry Flipman, on the base. 2387 02:16:30,840 --> 02:16:36,840 Jimmy Tiff, thank you very much. Can you say hello to Jimmy Joseph on the road home this Christmas? 2388 02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:42,840 Merry Christmas to Jimmy Joseph. It's a safe journey on that road. 2389 02:16:43,840 --> 02:16:46,840 Take it nice and steady. 2390 02:16:53,840 --> 02:17:04,840 Yeah. Alright. That's right. What's a crack? How are you doing? 2391 02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:18,840 Yep. Alright. That's a crack. What's a short? Any short? Any scandal? 2392 02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:22,840 Because Christmas time is near. 2393 02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:27,840 Dark Helmet. Thank you very much, Dark Helmet. 2394 02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:37,160 Christ was born, he is born on Christmas day. 2395 02:17:37,160 --> 02:17:42,120 Running through this world, we see this from our sins. 2396 02:17:42,600 --> 02:17:46,900 That's what Christmas is, all about each year. 2397 02:17:47,480 --> 02:17:51,580 Mary's little boy, he was born on Christmas day. 2398 02:17:52,160 --> 02:17:56,220 Christmas time is near, snow is falling down. 2399 02:17:56,820 --> 02:18:01,000 Children's having fun, we're flying in the snow. 2400 02:18:01,680 --> 02:18:05,780 Santa's coming soon, we're toast for every child. 2401 02:18:05,780 --> 02:18:10,700 Christmas time is near. 2402 02:18:10,700 --> 02:18:15,220 Christmas time is near, snow is falling down. 2403 02:18:15,860 --> 02:18:19,920 Children's having fun, we're flying in the snow. 2404 02:18:20,580 --> 02:18:24,660 Santa's coming soon, we're toast for every child. 2405 02:18:25,320 --> 02:18:29,620 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2406 02:18:29,620 --> 02:18:35,100 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2407 02:18:35,100 --> 02:18:39,780 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2408 02:18:39,780 --> 02:18:44,780 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2409 02:18:44,780 --> 02:18:48,200 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2410 02:18:48,200 --> 02:18:51,360 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2411 02:18:51,360 --> 02:18:54,280 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2412 02:18:54,280 --> 02:18:55,920 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2413 02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:57,680 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2414 02:18:57,680 --> 02:18:58,360 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2415 02:18:58,360 --> 02:18:59,360 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2416 02:18:59,360 --> 02:19:00,360 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is 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02:19:23,520 --> 02:19:24,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2429 02:19:24,520 --> 02:19:25,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2430 02:19:25,520 --> 02:19:26,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2431 02:19:26,520 --> 02:19:27,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2432 02:19:27,520 --> 02:19:28,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2433 02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:29,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2434 02:19:29,520 --> 02:19:30,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2435 02:19:30,520 --> 02:19:31,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2436 02:19:31,520 --> 02:19:32,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2437 02:19:32,520 --> 02:19:33,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2438 02:19:33,520 --> 02:19:34,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2439 02:19:34,520 --> 02:19:35,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2440 02:19:35,520 --> 02:19:36,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2441 02:19:36,520 --> 02:19:37,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2442 02:19:37,520 --> 02:19:38,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2443 02:19:38,520 --> 02:19:39,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2444 02:19:39,520 --> 02:19:40,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2445 02:19:40,520 --> 02:19:41,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2446 02:19:41,520 --> 02:19:42,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2447 02:19:42,520 --> 02:19:43,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2448 02:19:43,520 --> 02:19:44,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2449 02:19:44,520 --> 02:19:45,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2450 02:19:45,520 --> 02:19:46,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2451 02:19:46,520 --> 02:19:47,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2452 02:19:47,520 --> 02:19:48,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2453 02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:49,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2454 02:19:49,520 --> 02:19:50,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2455 02:19:50,520 --> 02:19:51,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2456 02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:52,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2457 02:19:52,520 --> 02:19:53,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2458 02:19:53,520 --> 02:19:54,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2459 02:19:54,520 --> 02:19:55,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2460 02:19:55,520 --> 02:19:56,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2461 02:19:56,520 --> 02:19:57,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2462 02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:58,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2463 02:19:58,520 --> 02:19:59,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2464 02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:00,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2465 02:20:00,520 --> 02:20:01,520 Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near. 2466 02:20:01,520 --> 02:20:02,520 Children's happy night, and the children's happy night, 2467 02:20:02,520 --> 02:20:06,620 Thank you, Joanne. Joanne said. Very kind of you. Very good. 2468 02:20:06,620 --> 02:20:08,520 I'm sure you're loving the show already, she says. 2469 02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:12,600 We should be red and green the very best in the year ahead. 2470 02:20:12,720 --> 02:20:15,240 So thank you, Mary, for that from Kelschema tonight. 2471 02:20:15,620 --> 02:20:18,340 Chris Adams, Ohio. Looking forward to the show. 2472 02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:20,620 Hope you have a grand night over there. 2473 02:20:20,620 --> 02:20:24,320 And I hope you and you and Joris have a happy Christmas. 2474 02:20:24,440 --> 02:20:26,220 High five from Canton in Ohio. 2475 02:20:27,180 --> 02:20:30,840 So again, thank you for that one, Chris. 2476 02:20:31,580 --> 02:20:33,280 Thank you very much, Tins of Lilt. 2477 02:20:33,280 --> 02:20:37,340 It's a lovely drink. 2478 02:20:38,940 --> 02:20:40,300 And you're a lovely pastor. 2479 02:20:41,980 --> 02:20:43,620 It's a pleasure to have you on the bus. 2480 02:20:48,020 --> 02:20:49,020 How are you getting that? 2481 02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:55,340 Hey, don't you realize it's a stupid one? 2482 02:20:56,640 --> 02:20:58,080 Hey, don't you realize it's a stupid one? 2483 02:20:58,180 --> 02:21:01,040 Melon, robots, and dental. Thank you very much. 2484 02:21:03,040 --> 02:21:05,880 And never looks back. 2485 02:21:06,300 --> 02:21:07,180 We're bossing home. 2486 02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:08,960 Back to the garage. 2487 02:21:09,900 --> 02:21:11,180 We're bossing home for Christmas. 2488 02:21:11,880 --> 02:21:13,140 I met her in Stilwell. 2489 02:21:13,900 --> 02:21:14,460 Everybody. 2490 02:21:14,760 --> 02:21:16,060 She just turned 20. 2491 02:21:16,780 --> 02:21:18,540 Aaron in Schmerlin. 2492 02:21:18,800 --> 02:21:21,040 Thank you very much, Aaron Schmerlin. 2493 02:21:21,420 --> 02:21:23,040 Like I'd never known. 2494 02:21:23,700 --> 02:21:24,720 Very kind, yes, all. 2495 02:21:25,520 --> 02:21:26,340 Thank you very much. 2496 02:21:26,340 --> 02:21:28,160 And me a dirt farmer. 2497 02:21:28,800 --> 02:21:31,060 Who lives by the river. 2498 02:21:32,080 --> 02:21:32,960 Aaron Schmerlin. 2499 02:21:32,960 --> 02:21:38,180 I think it's appropriate when we're bossing home on the way back now. 2500 02:21:38,720 --> 02:21:40,100 We're a bit of something else. 2501 02:21:40,100 --> 02:21:40,440 Yeah. 2502 02:21:41,140 --> 02:21:42,120 Maybe something different. 2503 02:21:44,120 --> 02:21:44,900 We're back. 2504 02:22:02,220 --> 02:22:04,180 I'm bossing home for Christmas. 2505 02:22:04,180 --> 02:22:09,580 I can't wait to see those faces. 2506 02:22:11,140 --> 02:22:12,620 I live alone, actually. 2507 02:22:12,620 --> 02:22:14,920 I'm bossing home for Christmas. 2508 02:22:15,580 --> 02:22:15,860 Yeah. 2509 02:22:18,180 --> 02:22:20,080 I'm moving down that line. 2510 02:22:23,160 --> 02:22:25,740 And it's been so long. 2511 02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,320 I will be there. 2512 02:22:28,400 --> 02:22:29,180 I will be there. 2513 02:22:29,180 --> 02:22:29,180 I will be there. 2514 02:22:29,180 --> 02:22:30,860 I'm singing the song. 2515 02:22:33,080 --> 02:22:35,180 I'll pass the time away. 2516 02:22:35,580 --> 02:23:04,240 Driving in my bus, busing home for Christmas. It's gonna take some time. But I'll get there. Top to toe in tailbacks. I got red lights on the run. There's a red light there, look. I'm stuck behind one. Soon there'll be a freeway, yeah. 2517 02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:28,480 I get my feet on holy ground. Breath in, so I think for you. Though you can't hear me when I get through. I feel you near me. Driving in my bus, busing home for Christmas. 2518 02:23:32,920 --> 02:23:54,920 Busing home for Christmas. With a thousand memories. Take a look at the driver next to me. Johnny in the seat room. He's just the same. He's just the same as Johnny. But he's not even there. Maybe this fella up here. 2519 02:23:54,920 --> 02:24:03,540 Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Fallon Sherrick. Great dark player. And they should look in round three. You can do it, Fallon. 2520 02:24:04,800 --> 02:24:05,680 They're all behind you. 2521 02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:12,280 Ayla Amano. Thank you very much, Ayla. 2522 02:24:16,360 --> 02:24:18,000 Top to toe in tailbacks. 2523 02:24:20,600 --> 02:24:33,680 I got red lights on the ground. I'm driving over Christmas. Yeah. Get my feet on holy ground. 2524 02:24:37,160 --> 02:24:39,480 So I think for you. 2525 02:24:40,960 --> 02:24:42,660 Oh, you can't hear me. 2526 02:24:43,260 --> 02:24:44,360 And I get through. 2527 02:24:47,360 --> 02:24:48,560 I feel you near me. 2528 02:24:48,560 --> 02:24:48,680 I feel you near me. 2529 02:24:50,160 --> 02:24:51,360 Driving in my bus. 2530 02:24:52,440 --> 02:24:53,760 Driving home for Christmas. 2531 02:24:59,160 --> 02:25:00,400 Driving home for Christmas. 2532 02:25:02,400 --> 02:25:03,920 With a thousand memories. 2533 02:25:08,400 --> 02:25:10,440 Take a look at the driver next to me. 2534 02:25:11,180 --> 02:25:12,180 He's going in here, look. 2535 02:25:12,180 --> 02:25:12,780 Garage. 2536 02:25:14,060 --> 02:25:15,140 He's just the same. 2537 02:25:18,980 --> 02:25:20,480 He's just the same. 2538 02:25:24,540 --> 02:25:25,860 He's walking in here, look. 2539 02:25:25,860 --> 02:25:26,160 The door. 2540 02:25:31,160 --> 02:25:32,180 Driving home. 2541 02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:33,940 Busing home. 2542 02:25:33,940 --> 02:25:33,940 Busing home. 2543 02:25:41,940 --> 02:25:58,240 Well, thank you very much everybody. I've hardly had time to think or talk or do anything tonight. Why? Well, because you're all too kind. 2544 02:26:02,240 --> 02:26:18,540 I don't know how to operate under those conditions. And big thank you to the paramedic team from Shligo and Castlebar for holding me together and putting me back together. Picking up the pieces, you know. 2545 02:26:18,540 --> 02:26:27,540 Thank you very much. 2546 02:26:27,540 --> 02:26:35,740 And yeah, we'll be back in a minute after a word from our sponsors. Thank you. 2547 02:26:35,740 --> 02:26:45,600 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 2548 02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:49,500 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 2549 02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:55,360 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 2550 02:26:56,020 --> 02:26:59,860 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 2551 02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:09,960 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 2552 02:27:11,060 --> 02:27:14,440 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 2553 02:27:14,440 --> 02:27:27,220 How are you getting it? 2554 02:27:27,220 --> 02:27:45,460 When the schools got out for summer, I got started. On the long awaited journey to the west. 2555 02:27:48,600 --> 02:28:07,420 I was feeling so excited and lighthearted. I was heading for the place that I love best. 2556 02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:09,540 Stand clear. 2557 02:28:09,540 --> 02:28:31,660 Stand clear. 2558 02:28:31,660 --> 02:28:48,660 Stand clear. 2559 02:28:48,660 --> 02:28:55,660 Stand clear. 2560 02:28:55,660 --> 02:29:00,660 Stand clear. 2561 02:29:00,660 --> 02:29:04,660 Stand clear. 2562 02:29:04,660 --> 02:29:09,660 Stand clear. 2563 02:29:09,660 --> 02:29:16,660 Stand clear. 2564 02:29:16,660 --> 02:29:19,840 God bless me all. 2565 02:29:27,000 --> 02:29:36,420 Friendly hands to take your hand and say he is bigger. 2566 02:29:36,420 --> 02:29:38,140 Boom boom again, thank you. 2567 02:29:38,140 --> 02:29:40,300 *crash* 2568 02:29:40,300 --> 02:29:44,060 *hefty arms to hoist you high* 2569 02:29:44,060 --> 02:29:46,060 *and hug you hard* 2570 02:29:46,060 --> 02:29:52,220 *take the road through* 2571 02:29:52,220 --> 02:29:54,700 *cross my line* 2572 02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:57,100 *to the river* 2573 02:29:57,100 --> 02:30:03,100 *and the side road* 2574 02:30:03,100 --> 02:30:05,100 *takes you back* 2575 02:30:05,100 --> 02:30:07,100 *to the river* 2576 02:30:07,100 --> 02:30:09,100 *to the river* 2577 02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:11,100 *to the river* 2578 02:30:11,100 --> 02:30:15,100 *and I knew every windy corner* 2579 02:30:15,100 --> 02:30:19,100 *of the little fields below* 2580 02:30:19,100 --> 02:30:23,100 *and every ripple of that river* 2581 02:30:23,100 --> 02:30:25,100 *cross the steppin* 2582 02:30:25,100 --> 02:30:27,100 *the stones I'd go* 2583 02:30:27,100 --> 02:30:29,100 *to the river* 2584 02:30:29,100 --> 02:30:31,100 *to the river* 2585 02:30:31,100 --> 02:30:33,100 *to the river* 2586 02:30:33,100 --> 02:30:35,100 *to the river* 2587 02:30:35,100 --> 02:30:37,100 *to the river* 2588 02:30:37,100 --> 02:30:39,100 *to the river* 2589 02:30:39,100 --> 02:30:41,100 *the river* 2590 02:30:41,100 --> 02:30:43,100 *the river* 2591 02:30:43,100 --> 02:30:45,100 *the river* 2592 02:30:45,100 --> 02:30:47,100 *the river* 2593 02:30:47,100 --> 02:30:49,100 *when the day came* 2594 02:30:49,100 --> 02:30:51,100 *to go back* 2595 02:30:51,100 --> 02:30:53,100 *my heart was bleeding* 2596 02:30:53,100 --> 02:30:55,100 *with a grief that* 2597 02:30:55,100 --> 02:31:02,100 with a great thought see 2598 02:31:08,100 --> 02:31:11,100 they say every 2599 02:31:11,100 --> 02:31:14,100 show show 2600 02:31:14,100 --> 02:31:17,100 sure 2601 02:31:17,100 --> 02:31:28,100 jimmy jesus man thanks very much for all your support and all the laughs and the woo-doo that you give us. 2602 02:31:28,100 --> 02:31:34,100 back to the darkening streets of jerry 2603 02:31:34,100 --> 02:31:37,100 broken hearted 2604 02:31:37,100 --> 02:31:40,100 i must go 2605 02:31:40,100 --> 02:31:44,100 far from the splendor and the silence 2606 02:31:44,100 --> 02:31:47,100 thank you very much for the paramilitary 2607 02:31:47,100 --> 02:31:51,100 thank you very much 2608 02:31:51,100 --> 02:31:54,100 farewell meo 2609 02:31:54,100 --> 02:31:57,100 farewell meo 2610 02:31:57,100 --> 02:32:02,100 good night everybody 2611 02:32:02,100 --> 02:32:05,100 thank you very much 2612 02:32:05,100 --> 02:32:09,100 for a lovely situation 2613 02:32:09,100 --> 02:32:12,100 party bob 2614 02:32:12,100 --> 02:32:15,100 i can't believe it 2615 02:32:15,100 --> 02:32:18,100 thank you very much 2616 02:32:18,100 --> 02:32:20,100 good night and god bless 2617 02:32:20,100 --> 02:32:22,100 and thanks all so far 2618 02:32:22,100 --> 02:32:24,100 not giving me any more beckin 2619 02:32:24,100 --> 02:32:26,100 heart attacks with your beckin 2620 02:32:26,100 --> 02:32:29,100 a universal christmas tippin 2621 02:32:29,100 --> 02:32:33,100 ricky thank you very much 2622 02:32:33,100 --> 02:32:36,100 please now that's enough now 2623 02:32:36,100 --> 02:32:37,100 that's my turn 2624 02:32:37,100 --> 02:32:39,100 good night and god bless 2625 02:32:39,100 --> 02:32:42,100 and have a lovely christmas 2626 02:32:42,100 --> 02:32:45,100 and remember 2627 02:32:45,100 --> 02:32:47,100 always always 2628 02:32:47,100 --> 02:32:49,100 take the bus 2629 02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:49,100 if you can 2630 02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:51,100 don't bother driving 2631 02:32:51,100 --> 02:32:54,100 if you're having a bit of an old drink home on the christmas 2632 02:32:54,100 --> 02:32:58,100 maybe leave the car at home and try to find an alternative arrangements 2633 02:32:58,100 --> 02:33:01,100 for getting home and getting to and from the pub 2634 02:33:01,100 --> 02:33:03,100 i know it can be hard in the rural community 2635 02:33:03,100 --> 02:33:04,100 he's doing a bit of christmas tippin 2636 02:33:04,100 --> 02:33:06,100 there's always a super 2637 02:33:06,100 --> 02:33:07,100 the universal christmas tippin 2638 02:33:07,100 --> 02:33:08,100 yeah 2639 02:33:08,100 --> 02:33:09,100 the universal christmas tippin 2640 02:33:09,100 --> 02:33:10,100 yeah 2641 02:33:10,100 --> 02:33:11,100 that's nice 2642 02:33:11,100 --> 02:33:18,500 *Loud* 2643 02:33:18,500 --> 02:33:46,500 *Music* 2644 02:33:46,500 --> 02:33:55,580 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 2645 02:33:55,780 --> 02:33:59,500 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 2646 02:34:02,080 --> 02:34:02,960 Are you in there? 2647 02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:11,400 Super Ted, thank you very much, Super Ted. 2648 02:34:13,180 --> 02:34:14,280 I'm gonna go now. 2649 02:34:14,280 --> 02:34:21,080 I'm gonna go now before I die. 2650 02:34:21,480 --> 02:34:23,860 Thank you very much and Merry Christmas to everybody. 2651 02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:25,380 Farewell, Mayo. 2652 02:34:27,220 --> 02:34:28,420 Super Ted, thank you. 2653 02:34:29,060 --> 02:34:29,460 TK. 2654 02:34:31,060 --> 02:34:32,220 It's gonna be a special. 2655 02:34:32,500 --> 02:34:35,080 Something's gonna have to happen soon because of this special. 2656 02:34:42,960 --> 02:34:44,960 How are you getting that? 2657 02:34:46,960 --> 02:34:49,960 Sorry there. I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay. 2658 02:34:51,960 --> 02:34:53,960 Goodnight and God bless everyone. 2659 02:34:54,960 --> 02:34:57,960 From me and everyone at Shlogel, 2660 02:34:58,960 --> 02:35:00,960 Merry, Merry Christmas. 2661 02:35:01,960 --> 02:35:03,960 Are you doing a better Christmas, Tiffin? 2662 02:35:04,960 --> 02:35:06,960 Are you doing a better Christmas, Tiffin? Yeah. 2663 02:35:07,960 --> 02:35:09,960 That was right. 2664 02:35:09,960 --> 02:35:11,960 Oh, yeah, man. 2665 02:35:11,960 --> 02:35:23,000 Oh yeah, man. 2666 02:35:23,000 --> 02:35:52,980 Oh yeah, man. 2667 02:35:52,980 --> 02:36:22,960 Oh yeah, man. 2668 02:36:22,960 --> 02:36:24,960 Oh yeah, man. 2669 02:36:24,960 --> 02:36:26,960 Oh yeah, man. 2670 02:36:26,960 --> 02:36:28,960 Oh yeah, man. 2671 02:36:28,960 --> 02:36:30,960 Oh yeah, man. 2672 02:36:30,960 --> 02:36:32,960 Oh yeah, man. 2673 02:36:32,960 --> 02:36:38,960 Oh yeah, man. 2674 02:36:38,960 --> 02:36:44,960 Oh yeah, man. 2675 02:36:44,960 --> 02:36:46,960 Oh yeah, man. 2676 02:36:46,960 --> 02:36:52,960 Oh yeah, man. 2677 02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:58,960 Oh yeah, man. 2678 02:36:58,960 --> 02:37:00,960 Oh yeah, man. 2679 02:37:00,960 --> 02:37:02,960 Oh yeah, man. 2680 02:37:02,960 --> 02:37:04,960 Oh yeah, man. 2681 02:37:04,960 --> 02:37:06,960 Oh yeah, man. 2682 02:37:06,960 --> 02:37:08,960 Oh yeah, man. 2683 02:37:08,960 --> 02:37:10,960 Oh yeah, man. 2684 02:37:10,960 --> 02:37:12,960 Oh yeah, man. 2685 02:37:12,960 --> 02:37:14,960 Oh yeah, man. 2686 02:37:14,960 --> 02:37:16,960 Oh yeah, man. 2687 02:37:16,960 --> 02:37:18,960 Oh yeah, man. 2688 02:37:18,960 --> 02:37:20,960 Oh yeah, man. 2689 02:37:20,960 --> 02:37:22,960 Oh yeah, man. 2690 02:37:22,960 --> 02:37:26,840 For it being on Christmas morning 2691 02:37:26,840 --> 02:37:31,680 Out for recreation we went on a tramp 2692 02:37:31,680 --> 02:37:36,100 And we met Sergeant Appar and Corporal Vamp 2693 02:37:36,100 --> 02:37:40,480 And a little wee drummer intended to camp 2694 02:37:40,480 --> 02:37:44,700 For the day being pleasant and charming 2695 02:37:44,700 --> 02:37:51,000 Good morning, good morning 2696 02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:52,720 And the sergeant did cry 2697 02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:56,960 And the same to you gentlemen we did reply 2698 02:37:56,960 --> 02:38:01,680 Intending no harm which meant to pass by 2699 02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:05,560 For it being on Christmas morning 2700 02:38:05,560 --> 02:38:10,460 But says he, my fine fellows, if you will enlist 2701 02:38:10,460 --> 02:38:12,880 It's ten guineas and gold 2702 02:38:12,880 --> 02:38:14,720 I will slip in your fist 2703 02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:17,200 And a crown in the bargain 2704 02:38:17,200 --> 02:38:19,320 For to kick up the dust 2705 02:38:19,320 --> 02:38:23,460 And drink the king's health in the morning 2706 02:38:23,460 --> 02:38:29,200 For a soldier he leads a very fine life 2707 02:38:29,200 --> 02:38:33,880 And he always is blessed with a charming young wife 2708 02:38:33,880 --> 02:38:38,000 And he pays all his debts without sorrow or strife 2709 02:38:38,000 --> 02:38:42,020 And always lives pleasant and charming 2710 02:38:42,280 --> 02:38:47,040 And a soldier he always is decent and clean 2711 02:38:47,040 --> 02:38:51,380 In the finest of clothing is constantly seen 2712 02:38:51,380 --> 02:38:55,940 While other poor fellows go dirty and mean 2713 02:38:55,940 --> 02:39:00,100 Hands up on thin grill in the morning 2714 02:39:00,100 --> 02:39:30,080 guitar solo 2715 02:39:30,080 --> 02:40:00,060 guitar solo 2716 02:40:00,060 --> 02:40:30,040 guitar solo 2717 02:40:30,040 --> 02:41:00,020 guitar solo 2718 02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:30,000 guitar solo 2719 02:41:30,000 --> 02:41:59,980 guitar solo 2720 02:41:59,980 --> 02:42:29,960 guitar solo 2721 02:42:29,960 --> 02:42:59,940 guitar solo 2722 02:42:59,940 --> 02:43:29,920 guitar solo