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00:52:35,000 It's non-existent. 120 00:52:35,000 --> 00:53:04,980 I'm out. 121 00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:34,960 I'm out. 122 00:53:34,960 --> 00:54:04,940 I'm out. 123 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:34,920 I'm out. 124 00:54:34,920 --> 00:55:04,900 I'm out. 125 00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:34,880 I'm out. 126 00:55:34,880 --> 00:56:04,860 So, I'm out. 127 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:34,840 I'm out. 128 00:56:34,840 --> 00:57:04,820 on the bill, I'm out. 129 00:57:04,820 --> 00:57:34,800 I'm out. 130 00:57:34,800 --> 00:58:04,780 , I'm out. 131 00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:34,760 I'm out. 132 00:58:34,760 --> 00:59:04,740 I'm out. 133 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:34,720 I'm out. 134 00:59:34,720 --> 01:00:04,700 I'm out. 135 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:34,680 I'm out. 136 01:00:34,680 --> 01:01:04,660 I'm out. 137 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:34,640 I took a little, I'm out. 138 01:01:34,640 --> 01:02:04,620 I'm out. 139 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:34,600 I'm out. 140 01:02:34,600 --> 01:03:04,580 I'm out. 141 01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:34,560 , I'm out. 142 01:03:34,560 --> 01:04:04,540 I'm out. 143 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:34,520 I'm out. 144 01:04:34,520 --> 01:05:04,500 I'm out. 145 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:34,480 And then I put, I'm out. 146 01:05:34,480 --> 01:06:04,460 And there's a lot. 147 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,580 Big hello to everybody there. 148 01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:10,080 In the chat. 149 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,160 Andrew Van Houten. 150 01:06:12,780 --> 01:06:13,740 Charles Branson. 151 01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:16,180 Jake Blumberg. 152 01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:20,420 Dark. 153 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,240 Dark Helmet. 154 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,320 Thank you very much Dark Helmet. 155 01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:28,560 Very kind of you. 156 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,940 I'm too old to be drafted. 157 01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:33,980 Says Dark Helmet. 158 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:35,060 Well that's good. 159 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,680 Hopefully we don't get drafted. 160 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,460 None of us get drafted into the upcoming World War 3 scenario. 161 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,060 Charlie Wood. 162 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,380 Thank you very much Charlie Wood. 163 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,120 Did you see the Pope the last day giving out a schlap? 164 01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,220 The Pope was dishing out schlaps the last day. 165 01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:56,780 Did you see it? 166 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,240 Papa San Francisco. 167 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,780 Really changed my opinion on him. 168 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:05,860 Ninja Gamer. 169 01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:05,880 Ninja Gamer. 170 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,000 20,000. 171 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,400 Thank you very much. 172 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:11,780 Peter Hickey. 173 01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:12,160 How are you? 174 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:12,840 Karen Moore. 175 01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:14,800 Shane C. 176 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:27,200 "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Me or Mammy, thank you. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Yeah. That's mine. 177 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,640 Let's have a look here at the schlap. 178 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:45,280 Poor position out schlaps, big style, last day. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" How are you, 179 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:55,360 Phillips Town, Monte Carlo? Thank you very much. Now, watch Pope Francis smack woman's hand after being grabbed. 180 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:09,360 This is a crazy situation now. But I seen it now myself. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Yeah. "That's mine." 181 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,440 Sniper Wolf, thank you very much. 182 01:08:11,580 --> 01:08:13,860 You're a great Kurdish sniper. 183 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:17,880 And unfortunately, you got got by Solid Snake 184 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,340 because he was high on diazepam at the time. 185 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,960 And I've seen this now, this video of the Pope. 186 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,280 Are you doing a bit of donating? 187 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,420 Do-do-do-do-do. 188 01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:28,240 Are you doing a bit of donating? 189 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,260 Patrick Bamford, another man. 190 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,260 Patrick Bamford, just declare for Ireland, man. 191 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:36,360 Declare for Ireland and fucking play during the Euros 192 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,760 and score a few goals, be a hero. 193 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:39,780 Do you know what I mean? 194 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:41,400 What's the story? 195 01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,500 Because you've got, there's a long list of laddians 196 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,460 queuing up for England strikers, 197 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,400 so you might as well declare. 198 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,920 He don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 199 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,100 Sergeant Derek Spain, thank you very much. 200 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,380 But I've seen the Pope smack in the hand, 201 01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,520 and thanks Patrick Bamford, 202 01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,960 smack in the hand of the lady. 203 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,540 The lady could have fucking dislocated his arm. 204 01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:03,140 That's my take on it. 205 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:07,280 Pope Francis is marking the Catholic Church's world 206 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,220 the day of peace by speaking out 207 01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,860 on violence against women. 208 01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:12,540 In his first message of 2020, 209 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:15,620 the pontiff called it a desecration of God. 210 01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:19,520 But take a look at what happened the night before his speech. 211 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:20,840 Let's have a look. 212 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 213 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 214 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 215 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 216 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 217 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:25,680 Ripping it, fuck. 218 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:26,000 Ripping it, fuck. 219 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,560 Ripping it, fuck. 220 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:26,560 Ripping it, fuck. 221 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:26,560 Ripping it, fuck. 222 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:26,840 Ripping it, fuck. 223 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:27,560 Ripping it, fuck. 224 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:28,240 Ripping it, fuck. 225 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:28,840 Ripping it, fuck. 226 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,440 Ripping it, fuck. 227 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:29,440 Ripping it, fuck. 228 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:29,440 Ripping it, fuck. 229 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:30,440 Ripping it, fuck. 230 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,440 Look. 231 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,440 Look at the face heen on him. 232 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:34,640 Look at the face heen on him. 233 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,040 Look at the scowl. 234 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,440 Scowl pus. 235 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,280 Scowl pus. 236 01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:40,100 Also. 237 01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:43,340 What was your one saying? 238 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,500 Was she trying to, um. 239 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,400 Put a hex on him or something. 240 01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:52,380 Schlapper. 241 01:09:55,040 --> 01:10:03,600 The 83 year old was visibly irritated after a woman grabbed his hand while he greeted a crowd on New Year's Eve. 242 01:10:03,980 --> 01:10:05,200 He has since apologized. 243 01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:09,060 It's unfortunate now that we don't have any sound. 244 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,320 He's not mic'd up. 245 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:17,540 And the on-board microphone of the camera is picking up the lady who's saying loads of stuff. 246 01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:19,700 I don't know what she's saying or what language she's speaking. 247 01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:23,780 But we don't know what Pope Francis is saying. 248 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:33,360 So I might take this opportunity to try my best to relay what he is saying as the images project on our screens there now. 249 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:40,360 So, I will be Pope Francis for this section now. 250 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:48,360 Hi everyone, how are you keeping? Are you waiting? Oh, oh, oh! Get off! Get off! Get off the fucking hand! 251 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,360 Fucking sh... 252 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,360 Hi everyone, how are you doing? Happy... 253 01:10:53,360 --> 01:11:05,360 Hi kids, how are you getting on? You well. 254 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:15,360 So, I thought, hopefully that's brought a new element to the footage, which you've all probably seen, but... 255 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:21,360 You know, we need to immerse ourselves in the situation before we can really come to terms with how bad it was. 256 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,360 A lot of people saying that the Pope was wrong. 257 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:33,360 But, as you can see there and from my interactive voiceover, it was only right that he dished out a few schlaps. 258 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:42,360 I heard he gathered round all the disciples and went back after that for a meal. 259 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:46,360 They called him the last schlapper. 260 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 261 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:49,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 262 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:50,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 263 01:11:50,360 --> 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01:13:28,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 311 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 312 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 313 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 314 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 315 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 316 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 317 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 318 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 319 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 320 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 321 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 322 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:52,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 323 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 324 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 325 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 326 01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 327 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 328 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 329 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 330 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 331 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 332 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 333 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 334 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 335 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,360 I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal. 336 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,360 I heard he was going to be a meal. 337 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,360 "Stayn clear, the doors are open." 338 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,360 "Stayn clear, the doors are open." 339 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,360 "Stayn clear, the doors are open." 340 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,360 Sandra Joyce! 341 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,360 "Sandra Joyce!" 342 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,360 Sandra Joyce, thank you very much. 343 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360 Happy New Year. 344 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,360 Hope you're keeping well. 345 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,360 "Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron." 346 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,360 "Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron." 347 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,360 "Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron." 348 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,360 I had to kill the music just to say that. 349 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,360 "Hey, do you know, you're doing it?" 350 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,360 "Billy Black Eyes over here, look. 351 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,360 The Black Eyed Peas." 352 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,360 "Scooby Dooby, how are ya?" 353 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,360 "Scooby Dooby, how are ya?" 354 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,360 "Pardon me." 355 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,360 "Bah!" 356 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:02,360 "Thank you very much, Scooby." 357 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:12,360 "Bah, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada." 358 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,360 "No." 359 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,360 "No." 360 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,360 "No." 361 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,360 "Lovely better trad." 362 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,360 "This trad ain't bad." 363 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,360 "It's unreal." 364 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:24,360 "It's unreal." 365 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,360 "It's the real deal." 366 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,360 "It's got all the diddles in the right place." 367 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:49,300 Lovely bit of trad. This trad ain't bad. It's unreal. It's the real deal. Got all the diddles in the right place. All the idols in the right place. 368 01:15:49,300 --> 01:16:03,140 *Mario plays* 369 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:09,140 How you getting there? 370 01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:15,140 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 371 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:20,180 Oh, fuck hell. Sorry, I took my eyes off the road there and I was trying to give someone a shout out. 372 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:26,900 Paso Banton, thank you very much. And um... 373 01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:36,020 Red FM, I was actually trying to give you a shout, a thumbs up there. Ended up going right into someone's arse. 374 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:38,020 *Mario plays* 375 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,620 Chelsea, Chelsea Hun, thank you very much, Chelsea Hun. 376 01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:47,700 *Mario plays* 377 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:49,060 Jeez, the trail mix is unreal. 378 01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:54,340 I've got the Carton Noire as well on the go. 379 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,740 *Mario plays* 380 01:16:56,740 --> 01:17:00,100 Tate Ho, Tate Ho, Swift for Pope. 381 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:31,060 Lovely lovely. The middle of Kyle Moore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 382 01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:58,620 Wow. The Pride of Rock Chapel. Geez, we're being treated to some Thrad Masterclass tonight. Was somebody beeping me before I was at on the radio? 383 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:28,600 I'm going to go. 384 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:58,580 I'm going to go. 385 01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:28,560 I'm going to go. 386 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:33,080 Watch the wheel. 387 01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:34,760 Watch the suspension now on this. 388 01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:36,840 Sorry. 389 01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:41,440 I'll turn down the tread for this now because look at this. 390 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:46,020 Boom. 391 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:47,740 Boom. 392 01:19:49,620 --> 01:19:52,800 You don't even feel the seat under your arse move. 393 01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:53,740 Why? 394 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,500 Because those springs have been optimized. 395 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:03,340 The wheel takes the whole force of the speed bump. 396 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,060 Passenger. 397 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:06,100 Passenger. 398 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,360 Lovely journey for the passenger. 399 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,240 Doesn't feel a fucking thing. 400 01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:13,840 It's over and done before you know it. 401 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,880 I love those moments. 402 01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:23,780 Some of my most favorite moments of driving the bus are going over speed bumps and looking at how the suspension deals with the speed bump. 403 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,500 Might sound boring to you but it's fascinating to me. 404 01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:29,580 You know. 405 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:35,020 There's a yellow wind warning out tonight everyone. 406 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:40,860 I just seen there I'm met here and might have to do a bit of weathering after this now. 407 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:47,560 Yellow wind warning for the south and the waste from midnight tonight. 408 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,640 So lock up the fucking cat and the dog and the sheep. 409 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,780 Stick an umbrella up over the dog. 410 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,580 Or whatever it is you do. 411 01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,920 Because it's going to get windy. 412 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,020 Tie the bus down. 413 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:04,880 It's right. 414 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:05,820 Ready for. 415 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:15,500 Is there somebody's calling for VR? 416 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:17,440 Or Gulag? 417 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:27,980 How are you getting on Sarah Feingold? 418 01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:29,700 Stephen S. 419 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:30,740 Sean Casey. 420 01:21:38,740 --> 01:21:39,180 No. 421 01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:48,440 How are you Sean? 422 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:48,800 Are you well? 423 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,860 Let's see now. 424 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,080 No one's requested a gulag actually. 425 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:09,040 But there's definitely something going on there. 426 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,620 I'm trying to keep an eye on it. 427 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:16,780 But it's hard to drive a bus and keep an eye on the chat. 428 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:17,940 All the same. 429 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,940 Also I'm checking for scum down the bus who haven't paid their ticket or fare. 430 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:26,240 It's very, very, very tough. 431 01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:28,340 Check for scum. There you go. Thank you very much. 432 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,020 Thank you very much. 433 01:22:30,020 --> 01:22:36,540 Gulag for Barbie, somebody says. 434 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,900 Barbie Gulag Leon. 435 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,960 Barbie again says David St. Patrick. How are you, David? 436 01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,940 Happy New Year to you. 437 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,500 And happy new decade. 438 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,320 Thank you very much for the Bride of Rock Chapel. 439 01:22:54,320 --> 01:23:01,640 Now, let me have a look now. 440 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,720 Are you doing a bit of donating? 441 01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:08,940 Tom, how are you? 442 01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:09,780 Are you doing a bit of donating? 443 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,640 Tom, thank you very much, Tom. 444 01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:13,280 That means a lot, Tom. 445 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,420 Happy New Year to you. 446 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:17,800 Thank you very much. 447 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,200 We're going to have to go to the Gulag now for Barbie. 448 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:22,060 There's someone in the chat called Barbie. 449 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:22,140 Barbie. 450 01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:22,140 Barbie. 451 01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:27,760 Are you doing a bit of donating? 452 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:28,820 Sorry, Barbie. 453 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:33,460 We're going to have to go to VAR to see if you're Gulagable. 454 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,660 And thank you very much for that, Eddie Murphy's menswear. 455 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:40,940 Or O'Langer's slug. 456 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:41,680 Thank you very much. 457 01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:44,020 We're going to go to the Gulag now. 458 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,060 Or to the VAR, sorry. 459 01:23:46,180 --> 01:23:50,760 To check to see whether or not Barbie in chat is going down for life. 460 01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:51,980 Are you doing a bit of donating? 461 01:23:51,980 --> 01:24:00,700 There you are Eddie Murphy, thank you very much. Open till 9 you say. That's great. VAR now. If we have it. 462 01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:19,060 No. 463 01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:48,280 It's a Gulag. It's a Gulag. And that Barbie has gone to the Gulag for a long, well I say a long time. It's actually a lifetime. 464 01:24:48,280 --> 01:25:11,360 There is no coming back from that. Some people have learned the hard way. There are even people asking me if the new dawn of a new decade, 2020, is going to bring about the release of these prisoners who are trying to claim political prisoner status. 465 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:27,360 They fucked up. They meshed up. I'm missing potholes and I'm trying to catch people on the bus. It's too much for me. Whoa! 466 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:42,360 It's too much for me. What a fucking mentler. And it's too much for me to check out the back of the bus and be looking at the chat as well. 467 01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:50,360 Barbie Candy. She's back again! Fucking hell. 468 01:25:54,360 --> 01:26:03,360 Barbie Candy, how are you? You say. We're going to have to go to Gulag, VAR again, Barbie Candy, I'm afraid. I'm sorry about this. Sorry everyone. Let's see. 469 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:10,360 *Dramatic music* 470 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,360 GOOL LEG! 471 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:33,180 Once in the gulag, twice in the gulag. That's a two-leg. 472 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,140 Do you know? 473 01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:38,620 Did we stop there or did we open the doors? 474 01:26:39,780 --> 01:26:40,780 Fucking wrong bus stop. 475 01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:41,980 Oh, I'm flustered. 476 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:43,760 I am flustered. 477 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:50,860 One Volkswagen at www.connellys.ie. 478 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,080 Winds will strengthen overnight reaching gale force on the coast. 479 01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,500 Rain will arrive in western parts before morning. 480 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,720 Lowest temperature 7 to 9 degrees. 481 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,820 Wet and windy to start tomorrow with the spell of heavy rain, 482 01:27:01,940 --> 01:27:05,880 but it will move through quickly in the morning with the clearance to sunny spells and isolated showers. 483 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:06,220 Oh! 484 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:29,260 She came out of nowhere and I went right into her. 485 01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:42,440 We've yet again another Barbie. 486 01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:44,220 Another Barbie. 487 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:51,900 In the chat, it's insane the amount of alternative accounts that this one Barbie has had to make. 488 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:56,700 But we're going to do our best now. 489 01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:59,440 We're going to have to go to gulag again. 490 01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:00,220 I'm sorry about this. 491 01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,220 How are you getting on? 492 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,920 Eddie, Eddie Irvine's manhandles. 493 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:28,680 Thank you very much. 494 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,720 And Sam Denigan. 495 01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,400 Thank you very much. 496 01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:35,520 Jeez Christ. 497 01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,180 How many more Barbies are there? 498 01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,400 This is the trouble now. 499 01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:42,920 There's too many Barbies in the chat. 500 01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,080 And also, it's putting me off. 501 01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,160 I just ran over somebody's grandmother. 502 01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,100 The purple onion. 503 01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:53,480 It could even be... 504 01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:55,980 Oh yeah, she's not on the bus. 505 01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,160 We definitely killed her anyway. 506 01:28:58,260 --> 01:28:58,660 It's a shame. 507 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,080 That is an absolute shame and a half. 508 01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:05,680 I feel like a bit of a shaman. 509 01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:08,000 Bringing death upon people. 510 01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:10,140 And then feeling shame about it as well. 511 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:11,240 Which is natural. 512 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:14,160 Very, very natural. 513 01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:19,720 Doing a bit of remorcing. 514 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:26,560 I was up in front of the judge there a few months back for a string of accidents. 515 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,640 And I said, are you doing a bit of judging? 516 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,020 To the judge. 517 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,040 She said, don't speak. 518 01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:35,060 You're not allowed to speak. 519 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,580 And I said, are you doing a bit of judging? 520 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:37,980 Yeah. 521 01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:38,880 That's mighty. 522 01:29:39,380 --> 01:29:39,880 But remember. 523 01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,180 I'm doing a bit of remorcing. 524 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,760 So take pity on me. 525 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:46,360 Please. 526 01:29:46,820 --> 01:29:47,620 And now I'm back. 527 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,500 Back on the road again. 528 01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,720 You gotta love the Irish justice system. 529 01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:55,100 You gotta love it. 530 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,520 Back on the road within two weeks. 531 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,900 Three points on the license. 532 01:30:03,860 --> 01:30:04,940 And away you go, boy. 533 01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:11,260 Justice. 534 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:14,560 Justice. 535 01:30:14,860 --> 01:30:15,340 There's Tommy. 536 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,820 Is it Tommy or Johnny? 537 01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:18,420 Oh, yeah, Johnny. 538 01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:22,700 Johnny. 539 01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,380 Johnny. 540 01:30:26,380 --> 01:30:28,300 Wow. 541 01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:35,180 Yeah, when I got out the courtroom, I got into the bus. 542 01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:36,560 It was parked outside the court. 543 01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:40,640 And I started honking the horn and going justice at the end of it. 544 01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:44,020 And then I noticed the families of some of the people were walking out. 545 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:45,060 I had to stop that then. 546 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,120 And I just put on an announcement that said, doors opening. 547 01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:50,060 Because I was flushed. 548 01:30:50,100 --> 01:30:50,980 And I didn't know what to do. 549 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:55,220 And then I wound down the window like I did usually do here. 550 01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:59,900 I slid it open and said, I'm fucking sorry. 551 01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:02,220 But they weren't looking. 552 01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:04,120 And then I closed the window. 553 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:05,640 And started doing this. 554 01:31:08,700 --> 01:31:09,460 Not looking. 555 01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:12,700 Not looking. 556 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,400 And I think they got the message then. 557 01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,640 I think they understood where I was coming from. 558 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:19,560 And we kind of... 559 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:20,860 We were on level... 560 01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:21,900 Level pagan then. 561 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,440 As people. 562 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,280 As humans. 563 01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:29,560 How are you getting on, Mrs. Ruel? 564 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:31,680 Would you like a ticket to paradise? 565 01:31:33,380 --> 01:31:34,720 Two tickets or one? 566 01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:37,380 Just the one. 567 01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:38,800 No problem. 568 01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:39,940 He's going to visit donating. 569 01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:41,360 Tom. 570 01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:43,180 He's going to visit donating. 571 01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:43,540 Yeah. 572 01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:44,220 Tom. 573 01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:45,200 That's my... 574 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,500 Good man, Tom. 575 01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:52,820 Good man, Tom. 576 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,180 Good man, Tom. 577 01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,540 Thanks, Tom. 578 01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,680 Thanks, Tom. 579 01:32:08,340 --> 01:32:09,140 How are you getting on? 580 01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:10,820 Thank you so much, Tom. 581 01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:11,640 I can't believe it. 582 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,060 I cannot believe it. 583 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,520 I have the best passengers in the world. 584 01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:24,700 I'm not talking about ye lot. 585 01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:28,860 Faking Egypts. 586 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,840 Check for scum, anyway. 587 01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:34,640 Have you got your tickets? 588 01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:36,740 You don't. 589 01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:38,020 120 euros. 590 01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:39,420 120. 591 01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:39,620 120. 592 01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:39,940 120. 593 01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:41,500 Nice ones. 594 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,460 Please in the post. 595 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:47,420 Tickets. 596 01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:49,300 Have you any tickets? 597 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,520 Have you got any tickets at all? 598 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,700 Tickets for anything else? 599 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:53,680 Show me them as well. 600 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:55,320 No. 601 01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:56,400 You're all... 602 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,020 You're all sound. 603 01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:57,500 Apart from... 604 01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,780 Little miss phone here. 605 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,000 Little miss smartphone. 606 01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:04,040 Not so smart now, are you, huh? 607 01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:09,440 With your fucking smart Twitter and your Facebook and your Instagramming. 608 01:33:12,740 --> 01:33:13,460 Swine flu. 609 01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:15,640 I gotta tell you something. 610 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,140 You'd want to watch out for the African swine flu. 611 01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:21,020 Make sure you've... 612 01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:21,420 Make sure you've... 613 01:33:21,420 --> 01:33:25,820 Not fed any pork to pigs in the last few weeks. 614 01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:28,360 And keep all pork products away from the farm. 615 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,140 Because I've heard for some reason. 616 01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:36,520 If you introduce pork products like a betina ham or an old sausage or a ration. 617 01:33:37,380 --> 01:33:40,760 And you feed that to the animals. 618 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,960 Then it'll introduce flu or something. 619 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:46,460 Look it. 620 01:33:46,660 --> 01:33:47,560 I'm paraphrasing. 621 01:33:47,700 --> 01:33:48,700 I don't know. 622 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,440 But... 623 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:50,020 Is that the... 624 01:33:50,020 --> 01:33:51,320 Does anybody out there know? 625 01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:54,300 We've got... 626 01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:54,980 We've got more. 627 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:57,380 I know. 628 01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:59,340 The gulag is fucking too... 629 01:33:59,340 --> 01:33:59,640 There's... 630 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,360 There's too much gulagging going on. 631 01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:03,640 How does this Barbie one... 632 01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:04,720 Manage it? 633 01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:08,780 Like seven different accounts. 634 01:34:09,780 --> 01:34:13,040 Time has been spent setting up multiple alias accounts. 635 01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,000 For a fictional Barbie doll. 636 01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:20,620 And then we've killed... 637 01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:21,940 Now we've killed someone again. 638 01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:26,720 Man slater. 639 01:34:29,540 --> 01:34:30,580 Not my fault. 640 01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:34,580 It's cause of Barbie. 641 01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:38,660 Thanks very much. 642 01:34:41,060 --> 01:34:41,900 How you getting that? 643 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:44,740 I don't know what happened there anyway. 644 01:34:48,580 --> 01:34:49,860 Well I do know what happened. 645 01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:50,580 I killed someone. 646 01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,060 Again. 647 01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:54,580 Just goes to show what can happen... 648 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,320 When you're not fucking looking at the road and you're driving a big bus. 649 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,660 Who'd have thought it? 650 01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:03,920 Ow! 651 01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:07,780 How are you getting on now? 652 01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:07,780 How are you getting on now? 653 01:35:09,780 --> 01:35:10,500 Stand here. 654 01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:11,720 The doors are open. 655 01:35:15,140 --> 01:35:16,160 Look at this lad. 656 01:35:17,180 --> 01:35:18,600 He's got the dark... 657 01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:19,260 Black eyes. 658 01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:20,620 The black eyed peas. 659 01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:50,540 Satan? Thank you very much Satan, that's very kind of you. I was gonna say you're doing God's work but it's actually the opposite of what you're doing. Has anybody ever said that to you? You know, like people say you're doing God's work. But if you're doing bad stuff you should go. You're doing the devil's work, you can't. 660 01:35:52,080 --> 01:36:17,540 Maybe that's a new thing that could start. It doesn't really have any punch though. When you're telling somebody that they're doing wrong. To tell them they're doing the devil's work. They'll probably say yeah and what about it? They'll probably enjoy it. That's the devil for you. Real piece of shit. And I don't make any bones about saying that at all. 661 01:36:17,540 --> 01:36:26,080 I'm not a hateful person or an individual who has harbors any ill will towards anyone. But that feckin' devil. 662 01:36:39,540 --> 01:36:42,280 If I ever get a hold of that feckin' devil. 663 01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:52,000 How are you getting that? How are you getting that? 664 01:36:54,100 --> 01:37:00,300 Crazy days. Tom. Thank you very much Tom. For your kind hearted and generous tip. 665 01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:05,440 I can't believe it. 666 01:37:11,180 --> 01:37:12,420 I just fuckin' spilled 667 01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:15,000 fuckin' coffee all over my jacket. Fuck. 668 01:37:16,460 --> 01:37:16,980 Now we're 669 01:37:16,980 --> 01:37:18,360 crashing into a rock as well. 670 01:37:18,580 --> 01:37:20,980 19 grand. 19,000 euro. 671 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:22,580 What? 672 01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:22,580 What? 673 01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:24,580 *crickets* 674 01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:25,080 *bop* 675 01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:28,580 *bop* 676 01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,080 *bop* 677 01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:29,580 *bop* 678 01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:30,580 *bop* 679 01:37:30,580 --> 01:37:31,580 *bop* 680 01:37:31,580 --> 01:37:32,580 *bop* 681 01:37:32,580 --> 01:37:33,580 *bop* 682 01:37:33,580 --> 01:37:34,580 *bop* 683 01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:35,580 *bop* 684 01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:36,580 *bop* 685 01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:36,580 *bop* 686 01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,580 *bop* 687 01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:38,580 *bop* 688 01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:38,580 *bop* 689 01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:39,580 *bop* 690 01:37:39,580 --> 01:37:40,580 *bop* 691 01:37:40,580 --> 01:37:41,580 *bop* 692 01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:42,580 *bop* 693 01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:43,580 *bop* 694 01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:44,580 *bop* 695 01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:45,580 *bop* 696 01:37:45,580 --> 01:37:46,580 *bop* 697 01:37:46,580 --> 01:37:47,580 *bop* 698 01:37:47,580 --> 01:37:48,580 *bop* 699 01:37:48,580 --> 01:37:49,580 *bop* 700 01:37:49,580 --> 01:37:50,580 *bop* 701 01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:51,580 *bop* 702 01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:52,580 *bop* 703 01:37:52,580 --> 01:37:59,580 Oh yeah now. 704 01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:12,580 Oh! Oh! Sorry there, I got a heart attack when I seen the amount of money for... I hit a stone in a field and... 705 01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:37,580 the bus company is down 20 grand in the hole. A bit of Rennie or milk of Magnesia later on it'll be fine. 706 01:38:37,580 --> 01:38:41,580 Oh God. God. 707 01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:46,580 Thomas what?! 708 01:38:46,580 --> 01:38:48,580 That's mine. 709 01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:57,580 *Dies* 710 01:38:57,580 --> 01:39:10,580 *Dies* 711 01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:12,580 *Dies* 712 01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:13,580 *Dies* 713 01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:14,580 *Dies* 714 01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:15,580 *Dies* 715 01:39:15,580 --> 01:39:22,580 Sorry about that now there was a bit of a heart attack but I came back from the dead. Bit like Jesus in a way. 716 01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:33,580 Driving a bus instead of saving the world. But I do like to think that I'm saving the world in my own unique way you know. 717 01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:37,000 people need to get from A to B 718 01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:38,940 and indeed from C 719 01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:40,560 or to even D 720 01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:43,060 and I'm here to provide that service 721 01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:45,760 a regional kind of service 722 01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:48,540 that will get you from and to those pints 723 01:39:48,540 --> 01:39:51,400 Thomas, waters 724 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,600 water you like 725 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:54,660 thank you very much 726 01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:58,960 and Tom, the 2E 727 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,160 are you the same Tom? 728 01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:02,960 that's the thing 729 01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:04,000 I'm not sure 730 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:08,000 it's amazing stuff 731 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,000 he left no message 732 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,760 Cleona Rowe, how are you? 733 01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:15,300 thank you very much Cleona Rowe 734 01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:18,660 I hope you're keeping well 735 01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:22,600 you were here since day one 736 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:23,660 supporting the stream 737 01:40:23,660 --> 01:40:25,280 and the bus 738 01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:28,000 you were here before Schlagerren even took to the road 739 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,780 Francis was telling me 740 01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:36,500 I do the commentary, the match commentaries with the nephew 741 01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,000 and 742 01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:40,380 basically 743 01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:43,580 it's not for anyone 744 01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:45,220 other than himself 745 01:40:45,220 --> 01:40:46,920 he wants, he's looking for a job 746 01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,660 turn that down a bit 747 01:40:48,660 --> 01:40:50,140 he's looking for a job 748 01:40:50,140 --> 01:40:52,600 as a commentator 749 01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:54,380 so what he does is 750 01:40:54,380 --> 01:40:56,380 he downloads the videos to his laptop 751 01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:57,600 and then 752 01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,900 on a Sunday afternoon 753 01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:02,620 I go down to his 754 01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:03,640 and we record them 755 01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:04,500 and 756 01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,180 as live 757 01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:06,680 you know 758 01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:08,040 we watch the whole thing back 759 01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:09,380 and then he cuts the highlights down 760 01:41:09,380 --> 01:41:11,980 and he's sending that out 761 01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:12,920 he's sending it to 762 01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:13,720 BBC 763 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:14,920 RTE 764 01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:16,360 TV3 765 01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:17,520 Virgin Media 766 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:18,880 whatever you want to call that now 767 01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,920 and 768 01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:22,580 he's hoping to hear back from them 769 01:41:22,580 --> 01:41:22,760 so 770 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,080 fingers crashed 771 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:28,880 Sky Sports will be 772 01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:31,540 you'll hear the voice 773 01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:33,140 next time you're watching Sky Sports 774 01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:33,680 oh 775 01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,880 and you'll know who it is 776 01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:36,880 I ran a red light there 777 01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:37,560 that's another 778 01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:39,220 another feckin' 779 01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:40,780 few pound out the purse 780 01:41:40,780 --> 01:41:45,660 Anguished Panda 781 01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:49,080 Thank you very much 782 01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:49,840 Anguished Panda 783 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:50,720 Mice 784 01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,700 Oh you wanna watch the curb here 785 01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:54,480 I've been stung too often 786 01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:56,300 on this little curbine here 787 01:41:56,300 --> 01:41:58,380 Corribine 788 01:41:58,380 --> 01:41:59,420 Corribile 789 01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:03,760 The cherubim and seraphim are after you 790 01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:06,300 Did you ever stop to think about that? 791 01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:09,880 Tins a lilt 792 01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:10,900 Thank you very much 793 01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,560 Tins a lilt 794 01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:13,660 You old scoundrel 795 01:42:13,660 --> 01:42:16,640 Thank you very much 796 01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:17,500 You're not a scoundrel 797 01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:18,320 You're a sound book 798 01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:19,620 Or a bookette 799 01:42:19,620 --> 01:42:23,740 One or the other 800 01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:25,700 Maybe that's bad now 801 01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:26,280 Maybe it should 802 01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:27,780 You get people saying 803 01:42:27,780 --> 01:42:28,740 Tommy left out the 804 01:42:28,740 --> 01:42:29,640 Not just 805 01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:31,240 Men or women 806 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:32,460 There's other genders as well 807 01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:34,480 Three pubs in Bohola 808 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:35,380 Thank you very much 809 01:42:35,380 --> 01:42:41,700 They did the 12 pubs of Christmas in Bohola 810 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:44,880 But they just went round the same three pubs 811 01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:48,960 Four times 812 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,360 We Joe 813 01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:51,180 Thank you very much 814 01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:55,080 Thank you very much 815 01:42:55,080 --> 01:43:00,140 Now 816 01:43:00,140 --> 01:43:02,600 Now we turn 817 01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:03,620 Oh yeah we go here 818 01:43:03,620 --> 01:43:15,420 Oh yeah then 819 01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:25,360 Oh yeah then 820 01:43:25,360 --> 01:43:27,360 Stand clear, the doors are open. 821 01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:30,360 Stand clear, the doors are closed. 822 01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:54,360 Hurry up then. 823 01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:56,360 *Sigh* 824 01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:01,360 How you getting that? 825 01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:04,360 Tam! 826 01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:06,360 Thank you very much Tam. 827 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:12,360 *Sigh* 828 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:13,360 Oh! 829 01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,360 I ain't gonna be so donakin'. 830 01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:24,360 *Sigh* 831 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:26,360 Jerry Adams. 832 01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,360 Thank you very much Jerry, Jerry Adams. 833 01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:31,360 Jesus Christ I'll be geriatric. 834 01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:35,360 By the time I get to the end of this journey. 835 01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:37,360 *Sigh* 836 01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:39,360 *Sigh* 837 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:41,360 Thank you very much Tam. 838 01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:41,360 *Sigh* 839 01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:43,360 I can't believe it. 840 01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:44,360 *Sigh* 841 01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:45,360 *Sigh* 842 01:44:45,360 --> 01:44:49,360 I've put this here to say that Tam and Thomas Wathers is the same person. 843 01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:51,360 *Sigh* 844 01:44:51,360 --> 01:44:52,360 *Sigh* 845 01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:53,360 *Sigh* 846 01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:54,360 Thank you very much Tam. 847 01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:55,360 *Sigh* 848 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:56,360 Incredible. 849 01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:57,360 *Sigh* 850 01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,360 *Sigh* 851 01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,940 Somewhat incredulous. 852 01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:05,020 Irreplaceable. 853 01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,440 Insane. 854 01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:13,600 Quite something. 855 01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:16,400 Fantastic. 856 01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:21,120 Grand. 857 01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:27,620 How are you getting them? 858 01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:32,860 Holy smoke. 859 01:45:34,580 --> 01:45:35,740 We have to pick up these 860 01:45:35,740 --> 01:45:37,440 fecking lunatics down here now. 861 01:45:38,380 --> 01:45:39,380 Wrong bus stop I'd say. 862 01:45:41,700 --> 01:45:42,140 Yep. 863 01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:42,820 Wrong one. 864 01:45:44,660 --> 01:45:45,740 No one's getting on or off. 865 01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:49,160 Holy smoke. 866 01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:50,240 I'm going to have to... 867 01:45:50,240 --> 01:45:52,620 Do you know what I'm going to have to chill out with after the bus now? 868 01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:55,880 I'm going to chill out and watch Apollo the movie. 869 01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:58,260 The moon landing movie. 870 01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:01,120 Which I have watched. 871 01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:06,340 The last few days I've watched it. 872 01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:08,920 And I fall asleep every time. 873 01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:10,680 Because it's so relaxing. 874 01:46:11,620 --> 01:46:12,600 Apollo 11. 875 01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:15,220 It's either called Apollo 11 or Apollo. 876 01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:16,700 And it's the... 877 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,540 Cinema Verity. 878 01:46:19,380 --> 01:46:20,040 They call it. 879 01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,880 That's when they point the camera at the show and let the show happen. 880 01:46:22,980 --> 01:46:23,500 They don't... 881 01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:24,560 They don't do a voiceover. 882 01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:25,760 They just... 883 01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:26,880 You see it all happen. 884 01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:28,860 And it's Cinema Verity. 885 01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:29,600 Oh, we missed... 886 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:30,320 We missed the turn. 887 01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:31,900 We'll go around. 888 01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,720 We'll go around again. 889 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:36,380 I highly recommend watching Apollo. 890 01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:37,680 And... 891 01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:40,860 I fall asleep to it because... 892 01:46:40,860 --> 01:46:41,640 It's like... 893 01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:43,720 Pure relaxing. 894 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,740 You relax the cacks. 895 01:46:48,060 --> 01:46:50,680 And I'm also interested to see what happens. 896 01:46:50,860 --> 01:46:51,540 I mean, I knew... 897 01:46:51,540 --> 01:46:53,000 I knew they got to the moon. 898 01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:54,700 Sure, I watched it happen. 899 01:46:55,380 --> 01:46:56,500 When I was a young fella. 900 01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:58,260 And... 901 01:46:58,260 --> 01:47:01,060 I never seen the inside story. 902 01:47:01,420 --> 01:47:02,100 Like this. 903 01:47:03,060 --> 01:47:05,800 And you see how all the people dead with it on the computer. 904 01:47:05,980 --> 01:47:07,500 Sending the rocket to the moon. 905 01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:10,360 You've got Stretch Armstrong. 906 01:47:10,820 --> 01:47:11,800 Buzz Lightyear. 907 01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:13,880 And... 908 01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,300 To my surprise. 909 01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:21,120 Now, the third fella who was on the moon was Michael Collins. 910 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:23,660 Could you believe that? 911 01:47:23,660 --> 01:47:29,180 He must have... 912 01:47:29,180 --> 01:47:33,100 Must have done a bit of fucking time travelling or something to reach the moon. 913 01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:35,680 I'd never heard about it. 914 01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:37,580 But I've... 915 01:47:37,580 --> 01:47:39,400 I've yet to watch the end of this film. 916 01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,740 So far, I get to the point where... 917 01:47:43,740 --> 01:47:44,420 They're in the sky. 918 01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:45,360 They're on the way to the moon. 919 01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:46,200 And I fall asleep. 920 01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:48,400 It's very, very relaxing. 921 01:47:48,820 --> 01:47:51,260 And that's only 20 minutes into it. 922 01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:55,340 See if you can do that now. 923 01:47:55,420 --> 01:47:56,200 Watch that tonight. 924 01:47:56,340 --> 01:47:58,540 And not fall asleep before the end of it. 925 01:48:06,940 --> 01:48:10,140 Devil era sent up Michael Collins as Dohy Murphy. 926 01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,120 Are you serious? 927 01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:13,220 Is that the crack? 928 01:48:15,900 --> 01:48:17,620 And did they send him from... 929 01:48:17,620 --> 01:48:21,200 From heaven to return back to the earth and then on to the moon? 930 01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:24,920 Or did he go straight from heaven to the moon? 931 01:48:26,260 --> 01:48:28,700 Probably would have been easier because... 932 01:48:28,700 --> 01:48:31,040 It's out of the way to go from heaven to earth. 933 01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:34,420 They might have built a bypass. 934 01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,080 I'm not sure. 935 01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:36,440 But... 936 01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:37,880 I think... 937 01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:39,160 That you go from heaven down. 938 01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:42,300 The first thing you come to is the moon because... 939 01:48:42,300 --> 01:48:43,580 Correct me if I'm wrong now. 940 01:48:43,580 --> 01:48:44,900 We're here on earth, right? 941 01:48:45,700 --> 01:48:46,140 That's... 942 01:48:46,140 --> 01:48:47,260 We've got that sorted out. 943 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:49,240 Then we look up to the sky. 944 01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:50,480 Up above. 945 01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,220 Let me get out here and show you. 946 01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:56,300 How you getting that? 947 01:48:56,420 --> 01:48:57,960 Now we look up there and there's the sky. 948 01:48:59,020 --> 01:49:01,100 And then beyond that sky... 949 01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:02,260 You've got the moon. 950 01:49:04,940 --> 01:49:05,980 Do you know what I'm saying? 951 01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,120 And heaven is beyond the sky. 952 01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,480 So it would be easier for Michael Collins... 953 01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:11,880 Who's been sent by Devil Era... 954 01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,920 To get to the moon via that. 955 01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:13,700 Look it. 956 01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:14,820 You think I'm bullshit. 957 01:49:15,240 --> 01:49:15,680 I'm not... 958 01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:15,680 I'm not... 959 01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:16,200 I'm not... 960 01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:17,020 That's not me. 961 01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:17,880 It's not my style. 962 01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:19,600 Look. 963 01:49:19,660 --> 01:49:20,580 We'll get it up here... 964 01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:21,460 On Wikipedia. 965 01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:26,680 Apollo 11. 966 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:28,240 Neil Armstrong. 967 01:49:28,500 --> 01:49:28,700 Look. 968 01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:31,180 Neil Armstrong. 969 01:49:34,300 --> 01:49:35,060 There you go. 970 01:49:35,780 --> 01:49:36,840 And Buzz Lightyear. 971 01:49:36,840 --> 01:49:36,860 And Buzz Lightyear. 972 01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:42,280 And look. 973 01:49:42,380 --> 01:49:42,980 Michael Collins. 974 01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:43,260 There. 975 01:49:44,220 --> 01:49:44,900 There he is. 976 01:49:45,640 --> 01:49:46,720 Michael Collins. 977 01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:49,000 You could not make it up. 978 01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:53,300 There he is again. 979 01:49:53,380 --> 01:49:53,480 Look. 980 01:49:53,540 --> 01:49:54,220 Michael Collins. 981 01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:55,660 Edwin... 982 01:49:55,660 --> 01:49:57,840 Van der Sar and Neil Armstrong. 983 01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:00,600 Insane. 984 01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:09,500 Unreal. 985 01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:09,580 Unreal. 986 01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:15,320 Get back on the bus. 987 01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:15,600 Sorry. 988 01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:18,260 I'm going to get a bad rating off the passengers now. 989 01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:18,780 Sorry. 990 01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:20,500 I was just trying to stop and look at the moon. 991 01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:21,820 Sorry. 992 01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:23,320 I was just trying to stop and look at the moon. 993 01:50:24,020 --> 01:50:24,240 Sorry. 994 01:50:24,340 --> 01:50:25,660 I was just trying to stop and look at the moon. 995 01:50:25,820 --> 01:50:26,340 Sorry. 996 01:50:26,340 --> 01:50:27,780 I was just trying to stop and look at the moon. 997 01:50:29,780 --> 01:50:31,660 And no leaving any rubbish on the bus. 998 01:50:33,020 --> 01:50:33,460 You. 999 01:50:34,060 --> 01:50:34,780 Phone woman. 1000 01:50:37,240 --> 01:50:39,020 The bus is clean enough actually today. 1001 01:50:39,140 --> 01:50:39,780 Sorry about that. 1002 01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:40,620 There was a false alarm. 1003 01:50:42,620 --> 01:50:44,580 Didn't mean to be frightened you or anything. 1004 01:50:47,860 --> 01:50:48,240 Right. 1005 01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:51,280 Hit the road, Jack. 1006 01:50:52,460 --> 01:50:53,800 And don't you come back. 1007 01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:55,100 No more. 1008 01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:55,840 No more. 1009 01:50:56,620 --> 01:50:57,080 No more. 1010 01:50:57,140 --> 01:50:57,560 No more. 1011 01:50:57,980 --> 01:50:59,200 Hit the road, Jack. 1012 01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:02,940 I skipped a stop there, it says. 1013 01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:05,240 Again. 1014 01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:08,020 To go around. 1015 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:19,320 Yeah. 1016 01:51:20,820 --> 01:51:22,740 They've no need to go back to the moon now. 1017 01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:26,680 Once they've been there, they've been there and it's gone. 1018 01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:27,080 That's it. 1019 01:51:27,100 --> 01:51:27,440 It's done. 1020 01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:30,680 You know. 1021 01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:35,960 I think they're going to be sending Greta Thunderberg up there in the next year. 1022 01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:37,060 Whatever it is. 1023 01:51:37,740 --> 01:51:38,460 When she's doing her. 1024 01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:40,360 She might be doing part two of the world tour. 1025 01:51:40,440 --> 01:51:41,220 She's done it this year. 1026 01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:44,260 Next year she's going to be doing it in a space rocket. 1027 01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:50,120 Which is powered by Elon Musk's new fragrance called Musk by Elon. 1028 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:52,800 And it's carbon positive. 1029 01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:53,720 Carbon positive. 1030 01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:54,100 Carbon negative. 1031 01:51:54,100 --> 01:51:57,840 It means there's no carbon in it. 1032 01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:00,240 And. 1033 01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:00,500 Yeah. 1034 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:05,460 She's going to go up there and just fucking chill out for a bit. 1035 01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:08,540 And get away from it all because it's been a hard year for her. 1036 01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:10,640 Time person of the year. 1037 01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:11,000 Fair play. 1038 01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:12,000 Fair play. 1039 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:22,860 Can't be easy going around fucking talking to people and telling people to start driving electric and doing all that stuff. 1040 01:52:24,780 --> 01:52:25,820 Chaperoned of course. 1041 01:52:26,540 --> 01:52:27,100 Paid for. 1042 01:52:28,220 --> 01:52:29,200 Comfy hotels. 1043 01:52:30,580 --> 01:52:31,240 Lovely boats. 1044 01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:34,440 Great times. 1045 01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:35,620 Adoration. 1046 01:52:39,140 --> 01:52:40,020 Must be hard. 1047 01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:40,620 No school. 1048 01:52:43,300 --> 01:52:44,040 Do you know. 1049 01:52:45,700 --> 01:52:46,540 Must be hard. 1050 01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:50,520 I heard that Connor Williams was on the same flight. 1051 01:52:51,740 --> 01:52:53,100 I don't really like that fella. 1052 01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:55,220 But I watched his. 1053 01:52:56,460 --> 01:53:00,000 Him driving the car the last day and trying to sell people insurance. 1054 01:53:01,020 --> 01:53:02,220 He was saying that. 1055 01:53:02,900 --> 01:53:05,320 He was on the flight there with Greta Thunberg. 1056 01:53:06,540 --> 01:53:07,640 And Ivan Yates. 1057 01:53:08,020 --> 01:53:09,480 And the mother from Crystal Schwing. 1058 01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:13,840 And they were great travellers. 1059 01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:15,420 The lot of them. 1060 01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:16,240 Apart from. 1061 01:53:18,100 --> 01:53:18,540 Greta. 1062 01:53:18,740 --> 01:53:20,020 Who wasn't a good traveller. 1063 01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:22,460 And she was demanding vegan meals on the flight. 1064 01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:23,540 They had no vegan option. 1065 01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:28,140 And all hell kicked loose you know. 1066 01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:30,560 How are you getting on? 1067 01:53:31,900 --> 01:53:33,540 How are you doing Mrs. Are you well? 1068 01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:35,980 You'd like a ticket to paradise you would? 1069 01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:36,380 No. 1070 01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:43,440 Thank you. 1071 01:53:47,580 --> 01:53:47,940 Now. 1072 01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:52,740 This is a nice trip now. 1073 01:53:52,820 --> 01:53:55,980 There's no killing our mother and our fucking gig acting going about. 1074 01:53:58,820 --> 01:54:00,820 And long may that continue. 1075 01:54:01,900 --> 01:54:04,960 Because as I keep saying next week we might not be here with the World War 3. 1076 01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:07,320 But. 1077 01:54:07,980 --> 01:54:10,440 I have the stockpile of buses out there. 1078 01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:12,960 Outside Val. 1079 01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:14,920 I also know a lad down in the room. 1080 01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:15,200 Shna. 1081 01:54:16,160 --> 01:54:17,980 Who has a rake of parts. 1082 01:54:18,580 --> 01:54:19,060 Spears. 1083 01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:19,340 And. 1084 01:54:20,620 --> 01:54:21,240 All sorts. 1085 01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:22,660 And he can sort that out for me. 1086 01:54:23,920 --> 01:54:24,360 Anytime. 1087 01:54:27,420 --> 01:54:28,300 Will we get the beep? 1088 01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:29,740 Will we get the beep? 1089 01:54:50,880 --> 01:54:51,740 Can he see me? 1090 01:54:55,780 --> 01:54:56,180 Jenny. 1091 01:54:56,180 --> 01:54:56,360 Jenny. 1092 01:54:56,360 --> 01:55:01,160 I don't think he can see me. 1093 01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:06,300 You think he give us a flash? 1094 01:55:07,580 --> 01:55:08,780 I can see you Jenny. 1095 01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:14,520 I can see you. 1096 01:55:16,740 --> 01:55:17,520 Fucking ignorant. 1097 01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:21,160 Ignorance. 1098 01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:23,640 The old ignorance is bliss anyway. 1099 01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:28,580 You stick your head in the sand like an old ostrich. 1100 01:55:30,520 --> 01:55:31,560 You will find. 1101 01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:33,160 That life. 1102 01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:34,100 Is pretty. 1103 01:55:34,520 --> 01:55:35,160 Shwell indeed. 1104 01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:38,840 But then of course. 1105 01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:39,780 You have to. 1106 01:55:39,780 --> 01:55:40,120 You have to. 1107 01:55:40,120 --> 01:55:40,300 You have to. 1108 01:55:40,360 --> 01:55:43,880 Stick your head out the sand every now and again. 1109 01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:48,540 Then the world will come crumbling down. 1110 01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:51,160 So you can't have your head in the sand the whole time. 1111 01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:54,800 You should do the ostrich. 1112 01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:55,380 You should do the ostrich maneuver. 1113 01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:55,420 You should do the ostrich maneuver. 1114 01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,840 Once in a blue moon. 1115 01:55:57,480 --> 01:55:58,720 When it's getting too much for you. 1116 01:55:59,720 --> 01:56:02,520 But don't rely on it as a method for getting through life or anything. 1117 01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:02,900 Because. 1118 01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:06,600 I have found in my experience now. 1119 01:56:07,040 --> 01:56:09,200 I tried to do the ignorance is bliss. 1120 01:56:10,580 --> 01:56:13,980 And I was ignoring all sorts of problems in my life. 1121 01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:19,440 And they all were still there at the end when I got back to them. 1122 01:56:20,680 --> 01:56:20,980 So. 1123 01:56:21,420 --> 01:56:23,340 Tackle the fucking things head on. 1124 01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,780 And with gusto. 1125 01:56:25,620 --> 01:56:26,500 Pure gusto. 1126 01:56:27,920 --> 01:56:29,320 Remember the advert for the gravy. 1127 01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:29,700 Bisto. 1128 01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:31,820 Well this is pure gusto. 1129 01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:37,020 And you might sneer or laugh at the mantras. 1130 01:56:37,300 --> 01:56:38,620 And the fucking sayings. 1131 01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:39,060 And the. 1132 01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:41,280 The power of self-help books. 1133 01:56:42,060 --> 01:56:43,220 The J.B. Pizzles. 1134 01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:44,660 The Eckhart Tolles. 1135 01:56:44,780 --> 01:56:46,060 The Oprah Winfrey's of the world. 1136 01:56:47,020 --> 01:56:47,300 But. 1137 01:56:48,380 --> 01:56:50,780 You arm yourself with the right mindset. 1138 01:56:51,720 --> 01:56:53,560 And there's no fucking stopping you. 1139 01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,120 There is no stopping you. 1140 01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:56,420 That's the God's honest. 1141 01:56:58,020 --> 01:56:58,840 Because I've been. 1142 01:56:59,180 --> 01:56:59,900 Up there. 1143 01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:00,880 I've been down there. 1144 01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:07,400 But the things that matter in life. 1145 01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:09,620 You look after them. 1146 01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:11,900 It's not about money. 1147 01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:12,560 Or phones. 1148 01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:13,680 Or fucking tunes. 1149 01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:14,980 Or going out. 1150 01:57:15,640 --> 01:57:16,120 Drinking. 1151 01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:17,480 Or any of that crack. 1152 01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:23,480 You take care of the things that matter. 1153 01:57:23,740 --> 01:57:25,180 Starting with number one. 1154 01:57:26,020 --> 01:57:26,460 Yourself. 1155 01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:29,480 And don't take no shit from no one. 1156 01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:31,560 Ever. 1157 01:57:32,520 --> 01:57:33,940 Anyone makes you feel like you're. 1158 01:57:34,080 --> 01:57:35,140 You're any less than you are. 1159 01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:37,040 Get the fuck out of Dodge. 1160 01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:38,880 They're no use to you. 1161 01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:42,460 Now. 1162 01:57:42,680 --> 01:57:43,420 That's a nice trip. 1163 01:57:43,500 --> 01:57:44,440 Thanks very much people. 1164 01:57:46,180 --> 01:57:46,960 Perfect timing. 1165 01:57:47,500 --> 01:57:48,260 Last stop everyone. 1166 01:57:48,340 --> 01:57:49,280 You've got all your stuff. 1167 01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:58,440 You don't want to leave your phone behind. 1168 01:57:58,600 --> 01:57:58,980 Or your wallet. 1169 01:57:59,080 --> 01:57:59,680 Or anything like that. 1170 01:57:59,700 --> 01:58:00,640 You don't want to leave your phone. 1171 01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:01,460 They're all off. 1172 01:58:01,500 --> 01:58:02,120 It was too late. 1173 01:58:02,460 --> 01:58:03,860 Too late to give them that message. 1174 01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:07,800 Too fecking late to give them that message. 1175 01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:10,640 And they left a bit of a fucking. 1176 01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:15,400 Copying or something on the bus there. 1177 01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:17,500 I'm going up and down like a blue arse fly. 1178 01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:20,960 They're ruining my bus. 1179 01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:26,060 I'm gonna tell you something now. 1180 01:58:26,300 --> 01:58:27,880 That'll rock your world. 1181 01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:30,020 If you have a cup. 1182 01:58:30,300 --> 01:58:32,080 Or a rapper from a bar. 1183 01:58:32,260 --> 01:58:34,000 Pick his up and bring his home. 1184 01:58:34,060 --> 01:58:35,880 You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow. 1185 01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:36,640 If you had a cow. 1186 01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:37,920 You wouldn't leave us in a cow. 1187 01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:51,460 You're ruining my bus! 1188 01:58:51,460 --> 01:58:56,460 Have you any cup on? Asshole! 1189 01:58:56,460 --> 01:58:59,460 Thank you. Thank you. 1190 01:58:59,460 --> 01:59:04,460 Thank you very much though Francis Higgins for unbelievable commentary. 1191 01:59:04,460 --> 01:59:12,460 And it's a great way to keep abreast of all the latest goings on in the most popular league in the world. 1192 01:59:12,460 --> 01:59:16,460 Dicklin! Thank you very much Dicklin. 1193 01:59:16,460 --> 01:59:20,460 That's very kind of you. And thanks everybody for watching tonight's show. 1194 01:59:20,460 --> 01:59:25,460 Sorry for being passengers. On tonight's bus. 1195 01:59:25,460 --> 01:59:30,460 You haven't ruined my bus. You've made it a great place to be. 1196 01:59:30,460 --> 01:59:36,460 I don't have a bus donating. T22BC. I don't have a bus donating. Yeah. 1197 01:59:36,460 --> 01:59:38,460 Thank you very much. And a big shout out as well to Tom. 1198 01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:40,460 Thomas Waters. 1199 01:59:40,460 --> 01:59:46,460 Incredible. Absolutely incredible. 1200 01:59:46,460 --> 01:59:52,460 I hope that you all have a great week. 1201 01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:56,460 Craig Brennan. That's my. 1202 01:59:56,460 --> 01:59:58,460 Craig Brennan. Thank you very much. 1203 01:59:58,460 --> 02:00:08,460 Danger lamp somebody says. It's not. It's lamp Frank Hart. We've been here. We've been here a million times before. 1204 02:00:08,460 --> 02:00:18,460 We've been here a million times before. Far Far Far. Thank you very much Far. That's mine. 1205 02:00:18,460 --> 02:00:32,460 I offer my sincerest. Um. Gratitude. Far and wide. To you Far. 1206 02:00:32,460 --> 02:00:40,460 I don't have a bus of donating. And hopefully the evangelical Christian Eriksons. Yeah. Are keeping well as well. Thank you very much. 1207 02:00:40,460 --> 02:00:42,080 Thank you very much. 1208 02:00:45,980 --> 02:00:46,580 Um. 1209 02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:48,100 Well. 1210 02:00:49,100 --> 02:00:49,860 That's it. 1211 02:00:50,760 --> 02:00:52,160 It's quarter to ten. 1212 02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:54,380 It's time to, uh, 1213 02:00:54,480 --> 02:00:56,760 park the bus in the garage. 1214 02:00:57,780 --> 02:00:58,380 Sean Kivlin. 1215 02:00:59,500 --> 02:01:00,880 Thank you very much, Sean. 1216 02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:04,140 It's a pleasure and an honor 1217 02:01:04,140 --> 02:01:06,580 to drive you into Monday. 1218 02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:08,900 And, um, 1219 02:01:09,340 --> 02:01:10,940 hope you're having a lovely evening 1220 02:01:10,940 --> 02:01:12,260 and a great weekend, too. 1221 02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:15,560 And that you didn't get too, um, 1222 02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:18,240 upset with the driving tonight, 1223 02:01:18,340 --> 02:01:19,080 which wasn't great. 1224 02:01:21,260 --> 02:01:22,060 Wasn't great. 1225 02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:24,080 Crystal Swinger after you. 1226 02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:25,720 Um. 1227 02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:28,740 I did kill someone 1228 02:01:28,740 --> 02:01:30,760 a couple of times with the bus 1229 02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:32,560 accidentally, man slothal, 1230 02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:34,120 and... 1231 02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:37,780 Yeah, I hit a rock. 1232 02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:40,300 I hit a rock and everybody jolted forward. 1233 02:01:40,300 --> 02:01:40,300 Yeah. 1234 02:01:40,300 --> 02:01:43,200 There was a bit of a whiplash. 1235 02:01:43,440 --> 02:01:44,500 Someone got whiplash. 1236 02:01:45,580 --> 02:01:46,340 And, um, 1237 02:01:47,140 --> 02:01:49,320 yeah, there's going to be a lawsuit or something. 1238 02:01:50,220 --> 02:01:51,000 But fuck it. 1239 02:01:51,040 --> 02:01:51,480 Who cares? 1240 02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:53,620 Do you know? 1241 02:01:53,720 --> 02:01:55,580 We could be dead this time next week, anyways. 1242 02:01:57,580 --> 02:01:58,860 I don't have a business donating. 1243 02:01:59,960 --> 02:02:01,260 There's been a bereavement. 1244 02:02:01,260 --> 02:02:02,100 Thank you very much. 1245 02:02:02,100 --> 02:02:02,460 Yeah. 1246 02:02:02,900 --> 02:02:04,420 There's been a bereavement. 1247 02:02:04,420 --> 02:02:09,080 I don't know if that was your intent to say, 1248 02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:11,040 to spell bereavement like that. 1249 02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:15,340 But all there is to say is, 1250 02:02:15,480 --> 02:02:17,560 good night and God bless. 1251 02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:20,540 Thank you very much for watching 1252 02:02:20,540 --> 02:02:21,680 and tipping. 1253 02:02:22,240 --> 02:02:23,060 No more. 1254 02:02:23,240 --> 02:02:23,400 Yeah. 1255 02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:25,400 It's almost 60 o'clock. 1256 02:02:25,660 --> 02:02:26,360 Thank you very much. 1257 02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:27,100 Or 6 o'clock. 1258 02:02:27,420 --> 02:02:28,320 Thank you very much. 1259 02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:30,140 You're too kind. 1260 02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:32,760 I'll never be able to get away 1261 02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:34,220 if you don't stop. 1262 02:02:36,280 --> 02:02:37,000 But, uh, 1263 02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:38,720 always remember to thank the bus driver 1264 02:02:38,720 --> 02:02:39,360 during the week 1265 02:02:39,360 --> 02:02:40,680 when you're getting on and off the bus. 1266 02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:43,200 It's almost donated. 1267 02:02:43,200 --> 02:02:43,480 Trump, 1268 02:02:44,140 --> 02:02:44,600 thank you, 1269 02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:45,040 but you need, 1270 02:02:45,460 --> 02:02:46,060 no more now. 1271 02:02:46,680 --> 02:02:47,120 No more. 1272 02:02:47,620 --> 02:02:48,720 They might not come through 1273 02:02:48,720 --> 02:02:50,340 if I end the stream 1274 02:02:50,340 --> 02:02:51,320 and somebody's donated. 1275 02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:52,200 They won't come through. 1276 02:02:52,780 --> 02:02:54,240 Thank you so much, everybody. 1277 02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:56,720 It truly is an honour 1278 02:02:56,720 --> 02:02:57,860 and a pleasure to drive 1279 02:02:57,860 --> 02:02:59,300 Schlageren for you. 1280 02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:00,480 And, um, 1281 02:03:01,380 --> 02:03:02,780 there's plans to take it to the moon, 1282 02:03:02,860 --> 02:03:03,440 but we need to, 1283 02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:05,000 we need to get into the sky first. 1284 02:03:05,520 --> 02:03:06,600 We might be flying planes 1285 02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:07,960 before we fly rockets anyway. 1286 02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:09,720 That's my, uh, 1287 02:03:09,900 --> 02:03:10,840 that's my two cents. 1288 02:03:11,760 --> 02:03:12,940 We'll see about that. 1289 02:03:15,860 --> 02:03:16,940 Thank you very much. 1290 02:03:17,700 --> 02:03:18,180 Force. 1291 02:03:19,440 --> 02:03:21,060 And all the other kins out there. 1292 02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:22,620 That's very kind of you 1293 02:03:22,620 --> 02:03:23,820 and I hope you're keeping well. 1294 02:03:24,860 --> 02:03:25,840 And thank you very much. 1295 02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:28,760 Now, 1296 02:03:30,020 --> 02:03:31,640 let's put on some nice music here. 1297 02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:33,260 And we'll, 1298 02:03:33,260 --> 02:03:35,240 we'll go out with a bit of story time now. 1299 02:03:35,240 --> 02:03:37,360 And this story time 1300 02:03:37,360 --> 02:03:39,640 is about what really happened 1301 02:03:39,640 --> 02:03:40,440 on the moon landing. 1302 02:03:40,640 --> 02:03:40,940 Because, 1303 02:03:41,540 --> 02:03:42,440 as we all know, 1304 02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:45,180 it wasn't just Buzz Lightyear 1305 02:03:45,180 --> 02:03:46,480 and fucking, uh, 1306 02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,200 Lance Armstrong 1307 02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:48,820 who landed up there. 1308 02:03:48,900 --> 02:03:50,020 Probably on drugs 1309 02:03:50,020 --> 02:03:51,880 or EPO 1310 02:03:51,880 --> 02:03:52,680 or whatever the, 1311 02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:54,300 whatever the hell it was 1312 02:03:54,300 --> 02:03:54,740 that they, 1313 02:03:54,800 --> 02:03:55,720 they do be taken. 1314 02:03:56,980 --> 02:03:58,060 but also, 1315 02:03:58,060 --> 02:03:59,420 amongst them 1316 02:03:59,420 --> 02:04:01,240 was 1317 02:04:01,240 --> 02:04:02,760 Michael Collins. 1318 02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:04,700 There is underneath them. 1319 02:04:05,840 --> 02:04:06,760 And this is the story 1320 02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,700 about the moon landing, 1321 02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:08,820 the real moon landing 1322 02:04:08,820 --> 02:04:10,340 and what happened up there. 1323 02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:27,740 Sorry, actually, 1324 02:04:27,880 --> 02:04:28,640 that's, that's Norwich 1325 02:04:28,640 --> 02:04:29,520 and Crystal Palace. 1326 02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:30,600 That was the wrong, 1327 02:04:30,680 --> 02:04:32,260 that was the wrong thing. 1328 02:04:32,500 --> 02:04:33,520 Bear with me one moment. 1329 02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:36,200 When I slither home 1330 02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:37,100 after a hard day 1331 02:04:37,100 --> 02:04:37,880 out in the fields, 1332 02:04:38,260 --> 02:04:39,040 there's nothing I like 1333 02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:39,800 more than lashing 1334 02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:40,660 a few stickings 1335 02:04:40,660 --> 02:04:41,560 into the fireplace 1336 02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:43,540 and setting fire to them. 1337 02:04:43,740 --> 02:04:44,620 Be careful not to burn 1338 02:04:44,620 --> 02:04:45,580 your hands like I did. 1339 02:04:45,640 --> 02:04:46,160 While I'm waiting 1340 02:04:46,160 --> 02:04:47,440 for that baby to get going, 1341 02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:48,680 I do a few rolls 1342 02:04:48,680 --> 02:04:49,340 on the ground 1343 02:04:49,340 --> 02:04:51,520 and a few reptilious repetitions 1344 02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:53,300 just to get the blood flowing. 1345 02:04:53,840 --> 02:04:54,760 Once those flames 1346 02:04:54,760 --> 02:04:55,660 are licking high, 1347 02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:56,800 it's time to stick 1348 02:04:56,800 --> 02:04:57,760 your coal in it. 1349 02:04:59,080 --> 02:05:00,340 You can generate 1350 02:05:00,340 --> 02:05:01,440 extra drafdage 1351 02:05:01,440 --> 02:05:02,760 by using your gooch 1352 02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:03,500 as a waft. 1353 02:05:03,860 --> 02:05:04,880 Now all that's left 1354 02:05:04,880 --> 02:05:05,860 is to sit back 1355 02:05:05,860 --> 02:05:06,960 and warm your sack 1356 02:05:06,960 --> 02:05:07,760 by the flames. 1357 02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:09,740 This message 1358 02:05:09,740 --> 02:05:10,660 was brought to you 1359 02:05:10,660 --> 02:05:12,380 by Firelighters. 1360 02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:23,980 Once upon a time, 1361 02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:26,220 there was a moon landing 1362 02:05:26,220 --> 02:05:29,300 in 1969 or something. 1363 02:05:30,420 --> 02:05:31,100 Buzz Aldrin, 1364 02:05:31,680 --> 02:05:32,660 Buzz Armstrong, 1365 02:05:33,240 --> 02:05:36,060 Neil Armstrong, 1366 02:05:36,840 --> 02:05:38,400 and Michael Collins, 1367 02:05:38,800 --> 02:05:39,540 the great patriot. 1368 02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:44,840 Now, 1369 02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:47,200 what happened? 1370 02:05:47,640 --> 02:05:48,240 I'll tell you. 1371 02:05:50,760 --> 02:05:52,560 they got up to the moon anyway. 1372 02:05:52,680 --> 02:05:53,520 They were flying down 1373 02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:54,460 onto the moon. 1374 02:05:56,440 --> 02:05:57,540 The pod landed 1375 02:05:57,540 --> 02:05:58,720 down on there 1376 02:05:58,720 --> 02:06:00,540 and there was 1377 02:06:00,540 --> 02:06:01,680 zero gravitational 1378 02:06:01,680 --> 02:06:03,060 force. 1379 02:06:03,820 --> 02:06:04,640 So what happened 1380 02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:05,660 was 1381 02:06:05,660 --> 02:06:06,980 Stretch Armstrong 1382 02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:08,760 got out 1383 02:06:08,760 --> 02:06:10,440 and he was floating around 1384 02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,740 like an old mad floater. 1385 02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:14,800 And he got down 1386 02:06:14,800 --> 02:06:15,500 onto the rock, 1387 02:06:16,340 --> 02:06:16,780 moon rock, 1388 02:06:16,860 --> 02:06:18,660 and said his famous line, 1389 02:06:18,660 --> 02:06:21,620 one small step 1390 02:06:21,620 --> 02:06:22,840 and there's Tans. 1391 02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:25,120 This must be 1392 02:06:25,120 --> 02:06:27,420 one giant lunar space colony 1393 02:06:27,420 --> 02:06:29,760 for Tankind. 1394 02:06:31,040 --> 02:06:31,660 And with that, 1395 02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:32,620 Michael Collins 1396 02:06:32,620 --> 02:06:33,620 heard that 1397 02:06:33,620 --> 02:06:35,040 and popped out 1398 02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:36,660 the top of the moon dome 1399 02:06:36,660 --> 02:06:40,460 and shot the two Tans 1400 02:06:40,460 --> 02:06:41,740 that Armstrong had said 1401 02:06:41,740 --> 02:06:42,560 were there. 1402 02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:51,980 and that was the story. 1403 02:06:53,420 --> 02:06:54,480 That was what really 1404 02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:55,360 happened on the moon. 1405 02:06:57,420 --> 02:06:58,700 The Tans were up there 1406 02:06:58,700 --> 02:06:59,740 and Michael Collins 1407 02:06:59,740 --> 02:07:00,780 put a stop