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I'm a pal Connor.

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J'habite a Dublin.

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Ça va.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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C'est parti.

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Zurich Chimp.

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Zurich Chimp.

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Joseph Kony.

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Joseph Kony.

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Zurich Burk.

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Zurich Harlan.

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Zurich Harlan.

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Fuck you, Deputy Steich.

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Fuck you, Deputy Steich.

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Fuck you, Deputy Steich.

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Hot Talks MVP here.

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How's it going guys?

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the world one race at a time one crate of grey goose at a time one AMG at a time partnership

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with Mercedes Zurich the goose as well Ivan Yates is believably is getting news talk involved so

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we're gonna have a lot of that going on as well I was actually on a yacht there yesterday afternoon

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with Tricky the Brighton based trip-hop man and Dennis O'Brien we were just hammering out the finer

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points of a brand new album deal apparently O'Brien wants Tricky to do some trip-hop over in Malta where

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you know Dennis O'Brien is tax-based apparently he wants some new tax wave done and the trickster

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he knows his tricks so he's getting him involved I was just there to you know just overshadow the deal

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like a deal shadower it's like this like the deal of the goose just swooping down on any good deal of

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the day it's a great deal it's great deal keep going and I just fly away then it's almost six o'clock I say fly I was just walking downstairs to his bottom layer of the yacht it's fantastic bit of kit doubt you've ever been on Dennis O'Brien's yacht but I mean it's really recommended if you can get in there but I don't know I don't know if you have those connections

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connections connections connections connections connections

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boom murphy.ie boom murphy.ie thank you very much boom murphster I'm not gonna make the same mistake as last week where I idled around chatting

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letting the time go by

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time go by

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time go by

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time go by

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time go by

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Charlie George

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thank you very much for that

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it's great to see you bud

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beautiful merc there Connor

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how many cashmere north face windbreakers

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will it fit in the boot

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I haven't tried the cashmere

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but I got a box full of double

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double sheath that's got a

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it's got an Alyoski

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fleece underneath

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and they've got a windshell

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windshell

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windshell

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windshell underneath or on top

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should I say thank you very

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much Alyoski

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Anaconda G

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thank you

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very much

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boom shake shake shake the room

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says boom murph

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look boom murph we're gonna get this on for you

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clubman cup

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I'll accept nothing but the finest gold troves

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delivered

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delivered by geese

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on pain of death

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thanks so much everybody for tuning in hope you've had a great day

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and we're gonna ease you into the wee small hours with some gold trough fantastication

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some amazing beats amazing treats we got a bit of f1

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it's just pure mercedes pleasure all day all night feel it drive it mercedes can you feel the dream

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mercedes have you got what it takes get behind the wheel

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of a beautiful mercedes not now not tomorrow now in fact you should have had it done and tied up

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yesterday what went wrong something come up you said you were gonna have this wrapped up i thought

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you're all over it john it's almost six o'clock oh yeah great h2o what

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tom tom buddy sit down we need to have a chat

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where are you investing the rest of the cash tom

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i want to know it's almost six o'clock

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Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes.

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It's 6 o'clock. Tom. Thank you so much, Tom. It's unbelievable. It's a dreamlike scenario. I can't believe it. Maybe this can last forever. Tom says, can you please give a shout to Evan Colley? Evan Colley?

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You've got a good buddy there in Tom. Look after him. Shield him. Sheathe him. Guard him. Stick a fucking windbreaker over him. And then put him in the laser radial. Push it off into the wind. See where he goes. Make sure he's safe.

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Make sure Tom is safe.

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ZurichTom.ie.

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It's all about trying to get a balance between beats and the raw whining power of the engine.

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Tell me if you can... Tell me if you can hear the beats.

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It's 6 o'clock.

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Can you hear the beats, guys?

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No one can hear the beats, okay? Beats are going on, man.

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Beats.

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Jimmy Jesus, how you getting on?

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Beats there. Beats are low.

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Maybe.

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VIPwankhandler.ie.

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We're going to try and track this.

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Track this without the beat.

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Don't know how that's going to go.

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Fuck it. Let's see.

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You live and you learn.

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West side is the best side. Thank you very much.

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It's a real creamy nightmare at the moment.

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Trying to get this car into hyperdrive.

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She's been on ice blocks all week.

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Brought her up to Lapland.

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Sucky, sucky calf. Thank you very much.

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Yokohama!

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Yeah, we had some blocks of ice sculpted by Inuits up there in Santatown.

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A few of them actually got injured really badly making the thing, but it's like, you know, it's like the workers in Qatar for the World Cup.

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The job itself kind of is, it's too big to really consider the feelings, thoughts, and indeed lives of those who are building the dream.

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And that's exactly what King Salmon said to me the last day when we were having lunch in his sand castle, which has been constructed out there in the Babu Babi.

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Abba Dabba.

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Dibba Dabba Dubu.

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Over there.

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The land of sand.

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I do holiday there from time to time, month to month, week to week, just to see what the latest lowdown is.

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With my Arabian dream brothers.

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But yeah.

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It's looking good.

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It's looking very good.

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The outlook is, the forecast for the foreseeable is good.

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It's all liquid.

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Assets, all assets have been neutralized, put through the ringer, and now they're back out again.

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And it's just a good day at the office, every day.

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Every day in the office, good day.

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Get into the office, work, work, work.

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Leave the office, work, work, work.

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The work never leaves these days.

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It's the best thing about having an Apple Watch.

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Pair that with your Apple iPhone XJ900.

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Fucking sync it then with the Airbook Pro.

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Which I use from time to time when I'm not doing any power-hungry monster tasks.

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Which will require a 16GB RAM built in.

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There's no modification on the new MacBook Pros.

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16GB RAM.

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New MacBook Touch Bar.

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Touch sensitive.

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Look but don't touch.

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That's what I say when anybody's going anywhere near it.

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Because those things are an absolute bastard to fix.

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Just getting to grips with this AMG.

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It's a lot different to the one I have parked up in the drive.

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Gives you a lot of oversteer into the Apex Twin.

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And then it's just a matter of tickling the rims with the Bridgestoners.

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You don't want to make an ass out of yourself.

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You don't want to go arse over tit.

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On this track.

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I mean, no one's going to penalise me for that.

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It's a four-wheel drive concept.

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So, I mean, that can handle the off-road terrain just as good.

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Just as easily.

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And just as sumptuously.

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As the tarmac gravel.

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Tarmac Adam.

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Asphalt.

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Whatever type of road surface you throw at this.

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This absolute lunatic of a machine.

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It just keeps eating it up.

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Eating.

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Eating.

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Eating.

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It's hungry.

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It's very hungry.

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It's very hungry.

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It's hungry for tax.

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Now, you want to have a grand in your back pocket if you want to pay the tax for this.

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But why are you paying that tax?

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You're paying that to have a luxury beast.

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Sitting on your driveway.

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Just burning a hole in your driveway outside your house.

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And, uh.

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That's what you want.

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That's what you need.

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That's what keeps me going every day.

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There's a lot of darkness out there, guys.

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Six o'clock.

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A lot of darkness!

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And there.

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And now we've crashed.

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And now we've crashed.

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Into second we go back on to the main thoroughfare.

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Still got three laps to go here at the BMW Power Arena over in the ring.

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What can we do here?

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Connor Williams, 12 seconds off pace.

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Third place, just behind Daniel Jennings of Canadia.

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And Mark Morrison of the Brit, who's in first.

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I wonder if it's Mark Morrison who's signed.

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Oh, that tune in 1996.

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Can anyone name it in the chat there?

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Can anyone name it?

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Five.

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Four.

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Three.

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Two.

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If it return to the mark, you just...

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The time is up.

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You just missed it.

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You just missed it.

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Unfortunately, you don't win the prize now, which was a trip to see Mark Morrison over in Hamburg, which is where he was actually born.

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Little known fact.

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He was a Germanian.

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He was a Germanian.

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Germain Greer.

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But he really turned on the Mac for return of the Mac.

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Had me fooled, anyway.

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Tell you who else was a Germanian.

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I'll tell you who else was a Germanian.

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None other than Lou Bega.

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That's right.

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A little bit of Monica is all I need.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah.

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You know the rest.

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Turns out he was actually from Hamburg as well.

266
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,860
I wonder if he knew Mark Morrison.

267
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,220
Those two 90s hamburgers.

268
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,040
Came to prominent singing.

269
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,720
English language tunes.

270
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,720
Perhaps we'll never know.

271
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,140
Mark Morrison drove an absolutely pristine C-class.

272
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,120
Through a fucking showroom window.

273
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,500
Got arrested after that as well.

274
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,360
We didn't see much after him after that.

275
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,420
I hope he's okay.

276
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,780
Mark, if you're watching, bud.

277
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,680
Get well soon, man.

278
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,040
We'll hit the track again when you're free.

279
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,600
Connor Williams.

280
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,360
Making up for a lost time here.

281
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,400
As we enter.

282
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,780
The penultimate lap here at the Norrborg Ring.

283
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,020
The racetrack.

284
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,500
Hot and heavy on the tail.

285
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,020
Late breakage.

286
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,720
But it doesn't seem to have shaken him off the track.

287
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,280
Too far away from his main stage goal.

288
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,780
Which is keeping up.

289
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,140
And eventually overtaking.

290
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,540
Mark Morrison.

291
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,980
Legendary return to the MAAC.

292
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,620
Is in first place at the moment.

293
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,780
Driving some really nice.

294
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,880
Whatever spec.

295
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,420
Whatever spec.

296
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,240
Machine.

297
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,300
Lovely stuff.

298
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:38,880
Lovely stuff.

299
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,700
It's all about trying to keep on the tail wedge.

300
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,520
It's very tough.

301
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:52,560
It's very tough.

302
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,000
It's almost six o'clock.

303
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:04,980
It's very tough to keep on the slipstream of this guy.

304
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:06,060
He's a real 759.

305
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:06,060
He's got all the brakes.

306
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:10,940
He's got all the brakes.

307
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:14,080
He's got all the raw whining power.

308
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

309
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

310
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

311
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

312
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

313
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

314
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

315
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

316
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

317
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

318
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,100
He's got all the raw whining power.

319
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:18,600
He's got all the steely hard determination of a man who had a number one in 1996.

320
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:24,640
Once you hit that height, it doesn't leave you.

321
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,640
You carry that through the next decade.

322
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,640
Probably the next decade after that.

323
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,640
Probably at the end of the two decades since that track has been released.

324
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,640
I wonder if he's still keeping it up.

325
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640
Again, we don't know.

326
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,640
After the fucking C-Class showroom debacle.

327
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,640
Which resulted in no injuries, thank God.

328
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:57,680
I said to him after it happened, "Look Mark, you're going away for a while, you know that, right?"

329
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:03,680
You don't just go into a Mercedes showroom, get behind the wheel and say, "Can I take it for a test drive?"

330
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,680
Then drive it through the fucking window.

331
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,680
Whoa!

332
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,680
Fucking hell.

333
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,680
Return to the Mach.

334
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,680
Come on, you fucking...

335
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,720
Return to the SAC.

336
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,720
This guy thinks he's going to keep ahead of me for the final lap.

337
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,720
He's got another thing coming.

338
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,720
This is Connor Williams.

339
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,720
Pure Williams.

340
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Just something about him.

341
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:46,760
He's got the acceleration.

342
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,760
Really fucking creaming the Sidewinder.

343
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,800
As we go smoothly...

344
00:25:52,800 --> 00:26:00,800
Into the Maplins Electronics Turnpike.

345
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,800
A lot of people there over in the AMG stand.

346
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800
Eating prawn sandwiches.

347
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,840
Cheering me on.

348
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,840
Cheering me on.

349
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,840
Fuck this guy now.

350
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,840
He's gonna fucking cream away with it.

351
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:16,840
Not gonna happen.

352
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,840
Not on my watch.

353
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,880
I shouldn't have fucked around with the gear ratios to be honest.

354
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,880
I just don't know what I'm doing.

355
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,920
I just thought I'd do that to look cool.

356
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920
It's kind of bit me in the ass.

357
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,920
It's that last.

358
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:50,960
I'm not getting enough traction there.

359
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,960
We're gonna take him on the fucking Mary Harney Turnburglar.

360
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,960
Which comes up.

361
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,960
Not this turn, but the turn afterwards.

362
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960
I shouldn't do this.

363
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960
Bit of this.

364
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,960
Bit of fucking jiggery poker.

365
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,960
jiggery pokery.

366
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,000
It's not in the rule book, but fuck it.

367
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Okay, not this one now.

368
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
We'll go nice.

369
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
We'll steamroll into this.

370
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
And then watch your...

371
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Watch your house.

372
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Konzo's coming through.

373
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
At pace.

374
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
A lot of pace here, guys.

375
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
A lot of pace!

376
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,840
- Peace.

377
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,680
- Peace.

378
00:27:31,680 --> 00:28:01,660
- Peace.

379
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:18,220
It's almost 6 o'clock.

380
00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:24,740
Thanks guys.

381
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,600
Thanks very much.

382
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,520
I love it.

383
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,460
Love the comments there.

384
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,240
Smashed it.

385
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,580
Konzo Goose Williams does it again.

386
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:35,940
Lovely stuff.

387
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,720
Gold trove guys.

388
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,280
It's only going to get colder.

389
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,540
Welcome back everybody.

390
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,600
The highlights of the Grand Prix here in Mexico City.

391
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,560
And it's lights out and away we go.

392
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:49,260
Leclerc gets away well as does Vettel and Hamilton.

393
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,800
And for a strap on.

394
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,880
They're all in the same order as Vettel tries to pull into the slipstream.

395
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,340
Loopity loop banger Hamilton's getting squeezed on the grass.

396
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,520
That's going to cost him a bit.

397
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,260
But he's still there with his strap on.

398
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:01,560
Alex Albon keeping ahead of the two McLaren.

399
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:04,600
In turn when we go is Charles Leclerc leading the pack.

400
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,020
Amazing start to the race.

401
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,820
A lot of egos.

402
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,260
Who's going to keep these guys grounded?

403
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,660
Just as you say that Jordan.

404
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:10,780
Someone's gone on the grass.

405
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:13,100
Indeed they do need someone to keep them grounded.

406
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,200
What do you suggest?

407
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,540
Maybe a father figure of some kind.

408
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,140
You're always going on about the father figures Jordan.

409
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,100
Why don't you give it a rest guy?

410
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:21,980
No I can't.

411
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,340
It's the central focal point of my raison d'etre.

412
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,960
My books.

413
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,860
My lectures.

414
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:30,500
My sellout global tour shows.

415
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,780
My webcam streams.

416
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,900
Yeah gotta say there it's your Db to the P.

417
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,960
I watched one of your web streams the other day.

418
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,340
It was very emotional.

419
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,940
A vast array of abstract and deep concepts.

420
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,020
It was like my mind was an F1 car.

421
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,700
Trying to navigate a series of unrelenting turns.

422
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,720
Such as Maggot to Silverstone.

423
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,480
Chicane or Razz Cat to Monte Carlo.

424
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,000
Or the Mary Harney Turnburgler Expressway.

425
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,420
And Donna Bate.

426
00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:59,060
I don't know what you're talking about.

427
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,540
You've never been to Donna Bate?

428
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,260
Nope.

429
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:02,640
Scaries?

430
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:03,920
Nope.

431
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:05,900
Malahoy.

432
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,480
No I have not.

433
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,960
And I don't take kindly the way you were just saying.

434
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,940
Shut your hole on Network 2.

435
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:13,280
Oh no.

436
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:19,560
Time passes quickly.

437
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,920
And you're about to receive your new S-Class.

438
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,880
A vehicle you can be proud of.

439
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,800
You can be proud of.

440
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,340
In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features.

441
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,240
And give you some operating hints.

442
00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:34,220
Operating hints.

443
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:35,500
Nice band.

444
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:38,920
It's almost 6 o'clock.

445
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,560
St. Pat's.

446
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:48,420
Thank you very much St. Pat's.

447
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,440
St. Pat's.

448
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,440
St. Pat's.

449
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:54,620
St. Pat's.

450
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,920
Took my CBD.

451
00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:58,420
St. Pat's.

452
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,280
St. Pat's.

453
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,940
Josephcone.ie

454
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:11,600
Zurichburp.ie

455
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,200
What was I going to say there?

456
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,280
Yeah.

457
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,860
St. Pat's.

458
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:18,740
Thank you very much.

459
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:22,120
Great to see you big man.

460
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,800
Great to see you.

461
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,160
I think you said to me.

462
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,980
I was watching Tommy Schlug's bus the other night.

463
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,480
I think you said you're in the hospital.

464
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,480
If that's the case.

465
00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:36,540
Get well soon bud.

466
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,300
Or it could have been last week.

467
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:41,900
You might have said that.

468
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:43,000
If you're still there.

469
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,000
Get well soon.

470
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,380
Yeah.

471
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:48,380
Yeah.

472
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,780
That was the Mexican Grand Prix there.

473
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,140
More of that to come.

474
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,440
But look.

475
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:55,880
We're riding high already.

476
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,620
It's only 32 minutes into the stream.

477
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,920
And we're golding it up.

478
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,540
Goldilocks and the three bears.

479
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:10,160
And numerous of our nursery rhymes.

480
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:11,540
Children's tales.

481
00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:13,540
Mother Hubbard.

482
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,140
Fucking.

483
00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:17,320
Red Riding Hood.

484
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,020
Three Little Pigs.

485
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,680
All that stuff.

486
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,120
It's all to come.

487
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,440
It's all to play for.

488
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:23,920
Here.

489
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,020
On Today FM.

490
00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,040
I'm only messing.

491
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,580
We're actually not Today FM.

492
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,240
We're.

493
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,480
Connor Williams.

494
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,700
Mercedes Pellegrino.

495
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,540
Courtesy of Francis Higgins.

496
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,720
Francesco Higginares.

497
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,800
Who does loan out the channel.

498
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,680
For me to do my stuff.

499
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,620
El Mohamedy's.

500
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,200
Rig and Foot.

501
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,020
Thanks very much.

502
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,480
Very very elaborate names and titles.

503
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,260
You've dispatched there.

504
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,340
I apologise.

505
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,200
If I don't get it right.

506
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,320
I just hope that.

507
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:00,920
You're with me on this.

508
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,040
You're in tip.ie.

509
00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:05,080
Mossy quirk.

510
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,120
Thank you very much.

511
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,340
Not liking this AMG at the moment.

512
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,460
I just think it needs to be tuned.

513
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,900
A little bit tighter.

514
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:23,580
We need to be hitting.

515
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,780
We need to be hitting 100.

516
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,560
When we're in third.

517
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,580
Pointy nipple lady.

518
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,480
Thank you very much.

519
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,580
Bit of Harrison there guys.

520
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,320
Please say hello to Darren.

521
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,860
From Pointy Nippled Lady.

522
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,080
Pointy nipple lady.

523
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,160
Dot ie.

524
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,440
What?

525
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,480
It's almost six o'clock.

526
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:53,800
Tom.

527
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:53,800
Tom.

528
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:53,800
Tom.

529
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,180
Sit down.

530
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,180
Zero tip dot ie.

531
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:07,700
Blue dog.

532
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,140
Thank you.

533
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:09,420
We need to have a chat.

534
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:13,860
What's your portfolio like, Tom?

535
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,140
What are your assets?

536
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:20,160
What are your assets?

537
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,340
What's going on?

538
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:29,300
How about we hammer home a brand new Grey Goose Zurich policy?

539
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,220
Just me and you.

540
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,100
Bring back begrudgement news.

541
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:34,900
Thank you very much.

542
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,880
How about it, Tom?

543
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,560
I really am interested in seeing what you've got.

544
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:44,440
Asset wise.

545
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,280
It's almost six o'clock.

546
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:48,340
It's almost six o'clock.

547
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,280
I am.

548
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,460
Thank you very much.

549
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:53,060
K84.

550
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:54,480
Thank you very much.

551
00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:03,780
Thank you very much.

552
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,600
Tom.

553
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,060
Thank you.

554
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:11,420
Do you remember the Air Cell ad from the 90s with the Formula One and the music with Voodoo

555
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,680
People by Prodigy?

556
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,400
Hacking and thank you very much.

557
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,700
I don't remember that.

558
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,880
I do remember Air Cell and Republica.

559
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:21,880
Ready to go.

560
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,020
That could have been ESAT.

561
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,220
That could have been ESAT Digiphone.

562
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,280
I should know that.

563
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,440
That was another Dennis O'Brien special.

564
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,340
Thank you very much.

565
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,780
Please archive your streams.

566
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:37,740
That's very kind of you.

567
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,240
Archive.org.

568
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,040
Can you put anything up there?

569
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:44,320
Can you?

570
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,120
I don't know.

571
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:46,960
Race.

572
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:47,540
Race.

573
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,120
Race.

574
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,200
Let's do this.

575
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,940
Al Pacino's fingernails.

576
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:56,460
Thank you.

577
00:35:56,460 --> 00:36:12,400
That's the stuff.

578
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,840
There's been an assault at the hotel.

579
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:17,920
Thank you very much.

580
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:20,960
Someone was beaten very badly.

581
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,020
We're going to get smashed up very badly if I don't concentrate.

582
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:26,520
So.

583
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:40,040
Pure concentrated goose delivered exclusively to your vascular system via IV drip.

584
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,640
Something we've talked about before.

585
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,900
Something which I'm going to talk about again.

586
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,700
Let me posit the idea in your skull.

587
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,420
And you ruminate on that for a few days.

588
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,360
Think about that.

589
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:56,000
Let the information sink back for your medulla oblongata.

590
00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:59,500
Into the cerebral cortex.

591
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:00,980
The cortex medulla.

592
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,700
The medulla junction.

593
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,140
The fucking wedding room function.

594
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,620
Let that sink into the spine.

595
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,860
And then it'll manifest itself into your subconscious.

596
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,540
Because you'll have ingested it.

597
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,580
The information will be there.

598
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:24,880
Three days with that information was enough for you to make that decision then when she did make it.

599
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,240
So.

600
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:38,340
The next time you are on the tail end of the Miles dungeon.

601
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,920
If I'm likely to see you there.

602
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:45,340
Make sure you've got the drip bag lined up ready to go.

603
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,640
It's in the fridge for the morning.

604
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,480
Then just stick on Family Guy.

605
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:52,920
Season 3.

606
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:53,760
Season 4.

607
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,160
Play all.

608
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,480
Sit back.

609
00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:58,640
Thank me later.

610
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,640
How's the mix guys?

611
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:07,260
Tunes.

612
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,140
Tunes and car.

613
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:09,820
How's the mix?

614
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,600
Can you hear everything?

615
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,620
Fuck.

616
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,680
More music.

617
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,560
I'll try and get the mix on the next track.

618
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:35,260
Okay, the main thing is, can you hear numero uno?

619
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,220
Forget about the tunes.

620
00:38:41,220 --> 00:39:03,500
Maybe that's too much.

621
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:16,980
Fantastic.

622
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,320
Really liking the AMG on this track.

623
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:30,740
I think the gear tuning ratio is pure Cristiano Tune Aldo on this.

624
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,400
It's perfection.

625
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:44,680
There's a lot of Japanese cars on this.

626
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,480
I think I've seen a Lancer Evo.

627
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,440
Could be wrong.

628
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,880
A lot of classic.

629
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,440
I've seen a Skyline, that's for sure.

630
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,420
A lot of classic kind of four-wheel drivers.

631
00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:09,980
I'm in second place.

632
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,500
Connor Williams, second place to the Japanese.

633
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,260
Sai Imai.

634
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,360
He's just taken the biscuit.

635
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,240
As I come into contact with the apex twin of death.

636
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:34,000
Fastly and unequivocally around the bend of shame.

637
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,160
Beautiful part of Japan, isn't it?

638
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,420
Got a lovely big sprawling five-mile track.

639
00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:48,960
Hotels.

640
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,240
Casinos.

641
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,360
All the bells and whistles.

642
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,500
Sake on tap.

643
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:55,720
Tap sack.

644
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:12,760
It's customary to tap a Japanese gentleman on his sack after you've downed a Grey Goose sake bomb out in the middle of the Kyoto driving park.

645
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,580
Don't ask me why.

646
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,520
It's just the way things are done there.

647
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,400
Customs are different, okay?

648
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,980
But you've got to admire the work ethic.

649
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:29,820
Those guys pull it out of the bag day after day, night after night.

650
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,060
Yeah, their relationships suffer.

651
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,160
Yeah, they have strained ties with their family.

652
00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:39,000
Yes, there's a lot of shame in their culture.

653
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,980
A lot of saving face.

654
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:45,880
Who knows how much that dwarfs your imagination.

655
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,020
But, uh, fuck it.

656
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:56,440
They make irreplaceable consumer electronics and cars.

657
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:03,220
And that's better than any ancient fucking samurai culture in my book.

658
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:04,720
They've gone.

659
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,040
They've got rid of all that claptrap.

660
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,960
And now they're just making cool stuff.

661
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,340
Soon to be replaced, actually.

662
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,860
China's gonna overtake them.

663
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,040
China will actually overtake all of us as well, so...

664
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,700
Best get learning Chinese...

665
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,700
Sooner...

666
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,540
Rather than later.

667
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,480
Even though...

668
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,700
If you did learn Chinese...

669
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:35,480
Would you still be accepted over there, do you know?

670
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:37,520
Sooner or later.

671
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,560
It's not gonna be a case of...

672
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,500
Will I be accepted?

673
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:45,000
Do you know?

674
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,740
You're just gonna have to get on with it.

675
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,940
I think I've done a lot for the Chinese myself.

676
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,160
You know, the...

677
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,600
The fireworks...

678
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,600
The paper...

679
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:01,700
The food...

680
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,600
The cuisine...

681
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,600
Sun Tzu...

682
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,600
Sun Hu...

683
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,520
Art of War.

684
00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,200
I read it.

685
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,400
There's not much to write home about.

686
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,940
The art of snore.

687
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:15,980
The art of snore.

688
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:17,860
It was so...

689
00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:19,160
It was the art of boring.

690
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,940
And then I fucking delightfully...

691
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,940
Manifested myself...

692
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:29,200
As the art of snoring.

693
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,160
It's the same guy again...

694
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,720
It's the same guy again...

695
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,720
This is the last lap.

696
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
We need to kill this guy.

697
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,980
We need to kill him.

698
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,860
We need to kill this guy.

699
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,800
I don't say that lightly.

700
00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:57,360
Come on!

701
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:57,400
Come on!

702
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,140
We're gonna fucking sun Tzu this guy into next Tuesday.

703
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,580
Into next Zuesday!

704
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:06,900
Ha!

705
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,740
Oh, come on.

706
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:12,120
I had the fist ready and everything.

707
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,960
Gonna fucking...

708
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,580
Go on!

709
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,360
Mutually assured destruction.

710
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:18,700
See you later, bud.

711
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,200
Sorry about that.

712
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,440
Green flag is out.

713
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:27,380
Doesn't bother me.

714
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:30,200
You can wave your flag all day long, mate.

715
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,220
It's not gonna stop me from finishing.

716
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:33,300
First place.

717
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,460
As per huge.

718
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,420
Konzo Williamadas.

719
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:46,700
Really glad about this.

720
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:47,480
Ivan Yates.

721
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,820
I know you're watching, bud.

722
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:49,780
Told you.

723
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,280
Told you it'd be first in Kyoto.

724
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,300
The Kyoto Protocol.

725
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:56,680
Kyoto Agreement.

726
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:03,260
Yes, yes, yes.

727
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:21,160
Yes, yes, yes.

728
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,380
It's all happening.

729
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,660
All the time.

730
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,320
Drive time.

731
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,260
Drive time.

732
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,220
Drive time.

733
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,120
Drive time.

734
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,040
Drive time.

735
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,400
Level 12 drive time.

736
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:38,780
Six o'clock.

737
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:40,620
Run the track to go here.

738
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,200
Go here.

739
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,980
Into Foro Sol.

740
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:44,680
For Strap On.

741
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:45,700
Back on the track.

742
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,520
It looks like Mercedes is hot on his back.

743
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,600
It's Bodars.

744
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:50,820
It's Bodars.

745
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,080
It's Bodars.

746
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,260
It's Bodars.

747
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,480
It's Bodars.

748
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:55,640
It's Bodars.

749
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:56,880
It's Bodars.

750
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,280
Who's hustling and hurrying?

751
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,600
Max for Strap On's rear tail gauge.

752
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,840
Left pipe screamer.

753
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,980
Pipe screamer.

754
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,460
Pipe screamer.

755
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,500
Sparks are flying.

756
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,720
Pipe screamer.

757
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,020
Rear tail gauge.

758
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,300
Left pipe screamer.

759
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,740
None of these drivers have other figures.

760
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,700
What'll they do?

761
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,860
What'll they do?

762
00:46:16,260 --> 00:46:18,620
None of these drivers have other figures.

763
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,600
Clean up your room.

764
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,800
Clean up your room.

765
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:35,460
Guess that's why we'll truly never really know what's going on or where we're going.

766
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:41,540
You just gotta keep on moving forward because what else can you do?

767
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:54,340
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

768
00:46:54,340 --> 00:47:07,700
Level up as well, baby.

769
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:15,640
Level up as well, baby.

770
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,320
You know that.

771
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,640
Level 12.

772
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:22,740
Incredibile.

773
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,480
Incredibile.

774
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:37,220
Sorry there, I didn't get time to read out any of your lovely, kind-hearted messages because I was too busy winning gold trophies.

775
00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:38,740
Yeah.

776
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,980
Is that an excuse or what?

777
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,160
Any more word?

778
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,800
Grigoski, thank you very much.

779
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,700
Any more word of the Grey Goose Cross Tamagotchi crossover, Konzo?

780
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,160
If not, you gotta get after it, man.

781
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:54,700
Gold mine right there.

782
00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:57,940
Well, let me see.

783
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,960
It'd be fucking great if I did have this.

784
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,620
Leave it with me, okay?

785
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:11,320
Leave it with me.

786
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,540
I'm sure it's somewhere.

787
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:24,420
Grey Goose Tamagotchi, Grey Goose Tamagotchi, Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

788
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,320
No.

789
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,120
Don't have it.

790
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,860
Don't have it at the moment.

791
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,540
But it's coming soon.

792
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:43,840
The concept designs are actually at Ivan Yates' ThinkPad.

793
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:46,240
Where he goes to come up with this stuff.

794
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,040
So, I didn't bring them in with me today because, you know, I thought I had enough with me.

795
00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:52,320
Obviously not.

796
00:48:52,420 --> 00:48:55,600
There is a market out there for a Grey Goose Tamagotchi crossover.

797
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:03,540
Interestingly enough, that only came about after a hardcore brainstorm with Maria Walsh, MEP,

798
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:08,180
who's out on the pig's back at the moment in Brussels.

799
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:15,740
We went back to a shindig late night after a Friday evening.

800
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,360
They let their hair down then, you know, the Brewski Boys.

801
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,240
And it was Maria Walsh, MEP, Ming the Sting, Flanagan.

802
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,000
Fucking Yonker.

803
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,120
Yonker was there.

804
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,340
And, um...

805
00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,280
Yeah, he's some man for the sauce.

806
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,140
He's the sauce bomb.

807
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,840
He loves the EU.

808
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:44,980
And he really loves fucking European booze.

809
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:50,500
I tried to offer him some of the Japanese stuff that I brought back from the Rugby World Cup.

810
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,760
He was having none of it.

811
00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:52,740
Sapporo.

812
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,440
He opened it up and he...

813
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,640
This Yonker now, this is fucking Yonker.

814
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:03,260
Like, just opens up a big tin of five-year-old cask-aged Sapporo.

815
00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:04,980
And he goes...

816
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,980
I am supporting it down the drain.

817
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,780
I know that's my accent.

818
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,680
I'm trying to do a French accent.

819
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,880
That's the best I can do.

820
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:14,480
Look.

821
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,300
Didn't say I could do impressions or anything.

822
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:20,380
I won't bite your head off.

823
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,300
It's almost six o'clock.

824
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,420
But, um...

825
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:24,300
He's a good guy.

826
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:32,440
Maria Walsh, she knows it all about Tamagotchis, Blackjacks, Bewitched, Riverdance, all that stuff.

827
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,800
If you need to know about that stuff, get on to her.

828
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,120
And she's doing really well.

829
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,980
Jimmy Jesus, thank you very much.

830
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,100
I hope you're keeping well, bud.

831
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,720
Let's network.

832
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:46,940
Let's network.

833
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,540
And let's try and hammer out a few Sam Pell deals together, yeah?

834
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,500
It sounds good.

835
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:00,380
Chad Shrouch.

836
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:03,140
Thank you very much, Chad Shrouch.

837
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,880
for a wonderful, wonderful tip.

838
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,220
And what a great name as well.

839
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,980
The Shrouch man.

840
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,500
The Shrouch man cometh.

841
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,560
Chad Shrouch, thank you.

842
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:32,420
Now, let's see what we've got going on here.

843
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,560
Blue Moon Bay.

844
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:38,480
Ten Lopper.

845
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,520
It's a short one.

846
00:51:41,940 --> 00:51:42,740
Baba E.

847
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:43,960
Thank you very much.

848
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,280
Yeah, it was getting hard there to balance the sound in the last one, you know?

849
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,260
Really takes a bit of getting used to.

850
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,580
Trying to please archive.

851
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:03,600
Thank you very much.

852
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,060
Thanks very much.

853
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:13,020
Oh yeah, shout out for Kobe Bryant.

854
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,180
From Jimmy Deuses there.

855
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,780
Thomas Waters.

856
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:29,020
Waters you like, Tom.

857
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,860
After the week I've had.

858
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,500
And you just come in here, Tom.

859
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:42,680
I can't believe it.

860
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,740
I really can't believe it.

861
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,140
E.F.E.R. as well.

862
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,280
It's almost six o'clock.

863
00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:51,500
Your absolute, absolute gemstones.

864
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,180
Scarlet line gemstones.

865
00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,460
I can't believe it.

866
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,340
Thank you very much.

867
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:07,600
Gav, thank you very much as well.

868
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:09,660
Right, let's do this.

869
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:17,300
Let's do this.

870
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,560
Okay, we're up against GTR.

871
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,340
94 GTR.

872
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,260
V-Spec 2.

873
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:28,240
Conzeronis.

874
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:28,880
Agus.

875
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,360
Juricanis.

876
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,480
Thank you very much.

877
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,620
Gridrain 741.

878
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,140
Thank you very much as well.

879
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,240
I'm only just getting these messages now.

880
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:46,560
Sorry, I had to pull out of a co-venuing at the private emergency service of elite agile production engineers.

881
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,000
Task Force.

882
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,280
Launch.

883
00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:53,460
Busy helping companies plug their security holes.

884
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:57,380
And Cab decides it's illegal to hold on to other people's money.

885
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,420
Gonna rain check, bro.

886
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:00,920
Sounds good, man.

887
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:02,640
Make sure you get that cleaned up.

888
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,780
That business with Cab sounds nasty.

889
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,940
You need to get those fuckers off your back.

890
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,080
They're worse than Nama.

891
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,160
You don't want Cab knocking at your door.

892
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:16,140
Thank you very much, Gridrain.

893
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,580
And Grigosky.

894
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:29,380
Noah's Ark.

895
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,580
Thank you very much, Noah.

896
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,620
Any thoughts on investment opportunities re-coronavirus pandemic?

897
00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:39,480
I hear the vaccine patent is up.

898
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,260
Seems there are huge gains to be made.

899
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:45,120
Well, you heard it here first.

900
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,040
Coronavirus.

901
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,840
Let's get in there while the going's good.

902
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,820
And let's celebrate with a case of corona as well.

903
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,740
Just to put it to bed like that.

904
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,580
Thank you very much, Noah.

905
00:54:59,580 --> 00:54:59,580
Thank you very much, Noah.

906
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:02,600
And Leo Wave Varadkor.

907
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:05,080
Who says major tunes tonight, Konzo.

908
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,840
I'm glad you like them.

909
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,820
They compliment the racing.

910
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:10,720
No doubt.

911
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,720
Schrad couch.

912
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,800
Schrad couch.

913
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,880
Schrad couch.

914
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,720
Conor virus.

915
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,420
Yeah, I mean, I was saying there.

916
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,240
The Chinese are taking over.

917
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:38,220
But saying this to Yates there earlier on when we were getting lunch with George Soros as well.

918
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,480
Actually, George Soros and the boys.

919
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,280
Thank you very much.

920
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,040
You bought me lunch earlier on.

921
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:46,320
You don't need to be putting your hand in your pocket like that.

922
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,500
We were saying, yeah.

923
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,680
This was a hot take from Yates.

924
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:54,620
Yates just stood up in the middle of the restaurant.

925
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,800
Started hammering the glass with his fork.

926
00:55:58,060 --> 00:55:59,740
As if he was going to make a big speech.

927
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,780
Everybody stopped.

928
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,240
Stuck still.

929
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:04,980
Forks and mouths.

930
00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,260
Just staring at the Yates bomb.

931
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,900
He got up on the table and started fucking smashing his heel off the table.

932
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,880
Which, unfortunately, ended up fucking messing all the food up on the table as well.

933
00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:21,300
I had a lot of spice bag all over my lap.

934
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:29,540
And, you know, people were like going, this guy's been fucking doing a jig on a table there for two minutes.

935
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,560
Is he going to say something?

936
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:33,900
But we kept with it.

937
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,700
And he eventually stopped dancing.

938
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,400
The place looked like a fucking Greek wedding by the end of it.

939
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,500
He stops his dancing.

940
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:42,780
And starts going,

941
00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:44,840
The Chinese.

942
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,060
The Chinese.

943
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,200
The Chinese.

944
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,420
Will not dominate the next century.

945
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:05,540
And somebody down the back, you there, in, I don't know if it was a kitchen or someone queuing for a spice bag, was like,

946
00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:08,780
How'd you know, Yates?

947
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:13,020
And Yates just said, look at the fucking coronavirus.

948
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:16,040
He didn't say it like that, he just says, coronavirus.

949
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:23,280
If that's the stuff that they're making, then they're not going to be Jamaican at big time in the money leagues.

950
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,000
Do you know what I mean?

951
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,420
Why? Because they're going to end up fucking killing everyone.

952
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,220
Including themselves.

953
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,560
See, that skyline went jumpity-jumpity-jappa right in front of me there.

954
00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:41,900
He was absolutely sending it, he was trying to launch into the next realm.

955
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,760
But he needed boosters for that.

956
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,460
And that's not something he had.

957
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,900
Another skyline.

958
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:50,740
Crystal to the mill.

959
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,360
Jumpity-jillicas.

960
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,320
And we're in.

961
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,660
And we're into seventh gear now.

962
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,440
She can't beat the AMG.

963
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,380
Just putting another gear in there for you.

964
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,260
Seven speed box.

965
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:15,140
You haven't lived until you've fitted a seven speed box.

966
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,040
Into your banger.

967
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,080
Konzo Williamato's now.

968
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,500
Third place.

969
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,220
Behind Simon Simon of Germany.

970
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:32,640
And May May.

971
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,900
Of the United States of America.

972
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,600
Or Letats Unis.

973
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,780
As it's known.

974
00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:45,160
Over in Frenchville.

975
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,620
I think I've done a lot for the French as well, you know.

976
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,740
The je ne sais quoi.

977
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,240
The papillon.

978
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:01,800
The pomple moose.

979
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:08,560
The vendredi.

980
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,780
The lundi.

981
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,240
The samedi soir.

982
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,520
I did it all.

983
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,300
And I did it with great aplomb.

984
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,600
I have to say the aplomb was magical.

985
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:26,960
But yeah.

986
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:27,280
I mean.

987
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:28,900
That's fucking.

988
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:32,300
Matt Cooper's interracial spice bag extravaganza.

989
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,280
Had to close early because of the mess Yates made.

990
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,340
Fucking jumping around like a lunatic.

991
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,100
So they had to get a spatula out the kitchen.

992
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:47,400
And scrape him off the walls.

993
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,480
But he's always like that.

994
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,180
As soon as he gets out of the news talk studio.

995
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,480
It's like a fucking different beast.

996
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,420
It's like a completely different Yates.

997
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,280
Straight out of there.

998
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,120
Straight down to the writer's bar.

999
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,220
Maintenance will begin in five hours.

1000
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:12,760
From that.

1001
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,240
Straight into the writer's lounge.

1002
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:15,360
Writer's bar in that.

1003
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,420
What's that hotel called?

1004
01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:21,120
It's just off of George.

1005
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:22,980
You turn off of George Street onto the.

1006
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,480
Is it main guard or something?

1007
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:29,260
You know.

1008
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:29,900
You know it.

1009
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:30,700
You know it.

1010
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:36,980
The chat is very slow.

1011
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:37,620
It's.

1012
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:39,780
Usually about 10.

1013
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:41,140
15 seconds.

1014
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:42,540
Not the shell barn.

1015
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:44,700
The central.

1016
01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:45,760
I think it's the central.

1017
01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:46,100
Yeah.

1018
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,160
It has a writer's bar.

1019
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,820
It has a writer's bar upstairs.

1020
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,120
For swanky kind of.

1021
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,580
Interviews and media mashups.

1022
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:55,720
Yeah.

1023
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:56,900
Down Exchequer Street.

1024
01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:57,480
That's it.

1025
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:57,680
Yeah.

1026
01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:58,420
K84.

1027
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,560
You're a man of taste.

1028
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:01,700
Yeah.

1029
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:01,700
You're a man of taste.

1030
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:04,700
Um.

1031
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,380
We got down there.

1032
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,220
Yates has.

1033
01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:10,060
He's just the whole place in his back pocket.

1034
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,020
He just clicked his fingers.

1035
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,200
And two crates of goose were delivered.

1036
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:21,700
In a satchel.

1037
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:24,860
That was being carried by 15 peregrine falcons.

1038
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,880
Because one would not be enough to carry that weight load.

1039
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,720
That payload of goose.

1040
01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:32,020
And uh.

1041
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:33,620
Why didn't you get the geese?

1042
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,440
Yates.

1043
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:39,620
Said the falcons do a much better job.

1044
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:40,820
And they're faster.

1045
01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:43,600
And they don't ask for a big ball of money.

1046
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:44,500
Like the geese.

1047
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:46,180
Um.

1048
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,180
So that we sipped on.

1049
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,320
Much to our merriment.

1050
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:55,040
We didn't get told to move or anything like that.

1051
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:55,740
Um.

1052
01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:58,480
And Yates just started fucking.

1053
01:01:59,260 --> 01:01:59,780
Again.

1054
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,160
Acting the maggot.

1055
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,440
Jumping around.

1056
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:06,000
Swinging off lampshade chandeliers.

1057
01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:09,240
Climbing up the fucking book cabinets of all things.

1058
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,000
Getting out books.

1059
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:12,640
Reading.

1060
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,120
Chapter and verse.

1061
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:17,260
Calm down you madman.

1062
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:24,840
Did somebody slip something into his quintessential spice bag?

1063
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,000
I'm not sure.

1064
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,900
Second out of 16.

1065
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:30,220
Where the fuck is Michael May?

1066
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:30,920
Is he in front?

1067
01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:35,420
Is this him?

1068
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,100
Nope.

1069
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:38,020
Is this him?

1070
01:02:39,980 --> 01:02:40,420
Nope.

1071
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:41,860
Where the fuck is he man?

1072
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:46,900
Is that him up above?

1073
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:53,500
Lovely stuff.

1074
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:58,560
Lovely stuff.

1075
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,320
That's absolutely fucking beautiful.

1076
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,940
Yeah so he's reading books and then he gets a little bit shirty with the waiter as well.

1077
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,320
Who's done nothing but being absolute gentleman for the whole night.

1078
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,440
Started fucking slapping him.

1079
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,320
Started fucking slapping him around.

1080
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,700
And then getting all literary with him.

1081
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:18,260
Like you know.

1082
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,920
And he fucking grabbed your man by the scruff of the neck and was like.

1083
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,700
Who are you?

1084
01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,480
Do you know who I am?

1085
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:27,880
I'm the Yateser.

1086
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,460
Fucking news talk.

1087
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,880
Fucking premier sports.

1088
01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:36,420
I thought that was very uncharacteristic of him.

1089
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,220
He's telling the waiter.

1090
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:42,260
You're fumbling in your greasy tail.

1091
01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:45,200
Because he's just been reading these books.

1092
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,100
He's coming out with all these fucking quotes.

1093
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:52,260
Said who are you man?

1094
01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:54,120
Fucking Ivan Butler Yates.

1095
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:57,060
And he said no.

1096
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:57,900
Fucking.

1097
01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,300
That was Kavanagh man.

1098
01:03:59,500 --> 01:03:59,900
I said.

1099
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:00,680
Yates.

1100
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,980
It was fucking WB.

1101
01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:04,520
You're drunk.

1102
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,140
Go home.

1103
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:08,920
Go home.

1104
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:10,960
And he let the waiter down.

1105
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,280
Kind of walked off.

1106
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:15,160
I didn't hear much from him since then.

1107
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:15,960
I was earlier on.

1108
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,880
But I think he's okay.

1109
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:22,860
Fuck.

1110
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,580
I don't want to do Blue Moon Bay again.

1111
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:25,940
Not after this.

1112
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,180
It's been a long sesh.

1113
01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:40,060
After the fucking week I've had.

1114
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,980
Had to accompany Johnny Ronan.

1115
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:48,780
To get his Skybase.

1116
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:50,240
NCT'd.

1117
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:51,500
Come on man.

1118
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,460
Where's this May guy?

1119
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:55,280
Fuck.

1120
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,940
The May guy has won.

1121
01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:11,820
That is not what we came here for.

1122
01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:14,480
That is not what we came here for.

1123
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:15,620
That's not what we do.

1124
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:20,820
Apologies everyone.

1125
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,740
We need to get gold.

1126
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,880
And that's just not good enough.

1127
01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:24,180
I've said this before.

1128
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:24,980
I'll say it again.

1129
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:25,880
It's not good enough.

1130
01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:31,840
The wind noise has been reduced further.

1131
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,400
And as a special safety feature.

1132
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:37,720
The windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

1133
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,160
Clean that shit off the rear view now.

1134
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:41,640
Or I'll have your job.

1135
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,540
It's almost six o'clock.

1136
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:49,180
Holy shuckabole.

1137
01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:52,780
Yeah we'll do that.

1138
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:53,700
Sorry guys.

1139
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:55,480
We're gonna just jump straight back into that.

1140
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:57,460
Because I don't think it's good for us.

1141
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:58,300
It's good for you.

1142
01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,440
I don't think it's good for fucking Tom.

1143
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,240
What?

1144
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,360
No way baby.

1145
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:04,780
No.

1146
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:05,020
No.

1147
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,120
It's almost six o'clock.

1148
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:08,980
Tom.

1149
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,800
You're absolutely sending it.

1150
01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,240
I don't know what to do.

1151
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,500
I can't deal with it anymore Tom.

1152
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,980
Something's gotta give bud.

1153
01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:22,840
It's almost six o'clock.

1154
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:24,720
Something's gotta give bud.

1155
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:28,060
I don't think I've got much left in me.

1156
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:29,820
You're breaking my heart.

1157
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,380
Thank you so much.

1158
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,020
Jesus Christ.

1159
01:06:36,220 --> 01:06:38,540
There is no situation room I'm afraid.

1160
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:42,080
We're gonna go back and just get gold.

1161
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:43,340
Straight away for Tom.

1162
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:45,960
Mayola Park.

1163
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,820
Thank you very much Mayola Park.

1164
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,240
Holy shuckabole.

1165
01:06:50,240 --> 01:07:02,460
Spud heaver.

1166
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:03,040
Thank you.

1167
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,700
Thank you very much spud heaver.

1168
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,000
It's almost six o'clock.

1169
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,720
Thanks very much guys.

1170
01:07:18,460 --> 01:07:19,760
Tom I can't believe it.

1171
01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:20,420
It's a fucking.

1172
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,980
It's an insane situation.

1173
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,660
It's almost as insane.

1174
01:07:26,660 --> 01:07:28,020
As Ivan Yates.

1175
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:33,540
Doing some Gresham dancing on a table in a restaurant on Dawson Street.

1176
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,060
Slightly more insane.

1177
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,820
Than Johnny Ronan.

1178
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:40,580
Flying his blimp all the way to Longford.

1179
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,740
To get it NCT'd.

1180
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,380
And then realizing he can't even fit in the fucking place.

1181
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,620
Because it's too big a blimp.

1182
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,400
The NCT Test Center as you know.

1183
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,000
Designed for cars.

1184
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:55,380
Vans.

1185
01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:56,820
Maybe you'll get a lorry in there.

1186
01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:57,740
I've never seen one.

1187
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:02,500
But it's not the Skybase for God's sake.

1188
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:06,220
To be honest I don't even know how he managed to get it booked in.

1189
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:06,840
But he did.

1190
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:10,640
He needed someone to help with the direction.

1191
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,420
And you know the guiding.

1192
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,760
So I drove all the way down in the C-Class.

1193
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,920
And got to Longford.

1194
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,020
About 9.30am.

1195
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:22,980
Because I knew.

1196
01:08:23,860 --> 01:08:25,740
His appointment was at 10.30am.

1197
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:25,940
But.

1198
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,420
I wanted to be there just before.

1199
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,740
Because he's bad at parking the fucking thing.

1200
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:33,360
It could take an hour to do that.

1201
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,360
Sorry Johnny.

1202
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,400
If you're watching.

1203
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,260
No offense.

1204
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:38,500
But.

1205
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,240
It didn't go well.

1206
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,040
The hours of kill went well.

1207
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,120
I went around Longford.

1208
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,360
And had a look at some of the shops.

1209
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,520
And establishments there.

1210
01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:52,600
There's a great shop there called Mr. Price.

1211
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:58,540
And a real amazing little place called Deals as well.

1212
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,140
Such a weird concept for a store.

1213
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,520
A complete lack of self-awareness.

1214
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,560
And it has to be said.

1215
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,760
Quite a lot of deals.

1216
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:13,800
If.

1217
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:15,380
You know.

1218
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:16,820
If that's what you think a deal is.

1219
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,100
You know.

1220
01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:18,920
A fucking multi-pack of.

1221
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,880
Reese's Buttercups.

1222
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:25,800
Fucking bin liners.

1223
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,520
Three for two on washing powders, that kind of thing.

1224
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,740
Great, great shop.

1225
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:38,420
And there was some Afro-Caribbean store as well.

1226
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:42,520
I bought a few food items from there.

1227
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,080
Some jerk paste.

1228
01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:46,700
Bit of foo-foo.

1229
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,080
Some plantains as well, which were just fucking bananas,

1230
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,280
but they have a different word for them.

1231
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,580
And South America as well, the cold knot.

1232
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,340
But yeah, I had to go down to the test centre then.

1233
01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:05,060
Turns out Roanotnik was fucking late.

1234
01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:05,900
He slept in.

1235
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:10,920
He's been working day and night on his new development down the Docklands,

1236
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,300
which is some high-class swanky apartments,

1237
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,740
which is going to be opening pretty soon.

1238
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,680
We've talked about this.

1239
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,760
Cirque du Soleil are going to be doing the grand opening.

1240
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:24,680
Some sort of trapeze down a lift shaft kind of vibe.

1241
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:25,340
I'm not sure.

1242
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,940
He's sending it with that.

1243
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,900
He's absolutely fucking sending it down Tato Park.

1244
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:35,480
He's in talks with another fucking Scream Chaser

1245
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,640
to build an absolute white knuckle,

1246
01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:41,160
pure crisp essential,

1247
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:44,460
roller coaster extreme expressway experience.

1248
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,420
The triple E.

1249
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,920
And that's going well for him.

1250
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,460
That's going well for him.

1251
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,920
I'm not going well with the Skybase.

1252
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,160
First things first, we get there,

1253
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,420
and it's a bit strange as well,

1254
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:07,180
because we've arrived right in the middle of a Gemma O'Doherty livestream.

1255
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,640
She's doing a world tour of Ireland at the moment,

1256
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,340
and she could crop up anywhere.

1257
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,640
She really could.

1258
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,360
And I was buying my fucking foo-foo.

1259
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:24,160
And she lands in with her mobile phone,

1260
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,200
live streaming.

1261
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,460
asking the people at the shop

1262
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:33,820
if they've got any fucking rashers and sausages.

1263
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:37,440
I said, Gemma, love,

1264
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,160
there's a fucking sentry down the road.

1265
01:11:42,460 --> 01:11:45,020
Does it look like they have rashers and sausages here?

1266
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:48,600
She didn't like that.

1267
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:50,600
And then she just went on the attack.

1268
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,800
She said that I was a disgrace to the men that had died

1269
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,460
for me, for my freedom,

1270
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:56,760
and that

1271
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:00,620
I was just another one

1272
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:03,320
of Leo's drones

1273
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,320
accepting the unacceptable

1274
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:11,360
and burying Old Ireland

1275
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,060
with O'Leary in the grave.

1276
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,220
Which actually was a Yates quote.

1277
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:21,920
Second place.

1278
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:24,760
Where the hell is this fucking May guy?

1279
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,380
Brian May.

1280
01:12:29,380 --> 01:12:30,100
Fucking hell.

1281
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:31,780
Sorry, Eric.

1282
01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:32,740
So wait,

1283
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:33,700
land there,

1284
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,640
we're in the middle of that.

1285
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,560
I don't want to be part of that.

1286
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,300
She moves out.

1287
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:43,260
That was 10 minutes, 20 minutes

1288
01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:46,300
whilst waiting for Roanotnik to turn up.

1289
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,560
And Roanotnik turned up

1290
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,820
outside the shop

1291
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:53,660
and put down a rope ladder for me.

1292
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:55,200
I said,

1293
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,740
I'm not going to get on that, man.

1294
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,740
I'm parked up by the test centre.

1295
01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,460
I'll walk.

1296
01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:00,620
You're late.

1297
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,080
So I'm,

1298
01:13:04,140 --> 01:13:05,080
I'm, I'm, my back turned.

1299
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:07,900
I'm walking down to the NCT test centre

1300
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:10,840
at Longford for his fucking Skybase extravaganza.

1301
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:14,920
I turn around and Gemtrails is halfway up the rope ladder.

1302
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,160
Trying to climb to a higher ground.

1303
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,480
He's like,

1304
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:21,540
get down, Gemma.

1305
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:23,420
It's not safe up there.

1306
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:26,600
She wasn't listening.

1307
01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:29,840
Roanotnik took off.

1308
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,880
Full steam ahead.

1309
01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:31,740
30 knots.

1310
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:33,020
Heading due south.

1311
01:13:34,020 --> 01:13:34,540
Longford.

1312
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,340
Gemtrails just dangling in the breeze.

1313
01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:43,600
Live streaming the whole fucking thing as well.

1314
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,620
That was an amazing concept when I looked back.

1315
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,060
It's kind of like art.

1316
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,120
Just her camera pointing down to the,

1317
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,100
the vast,

1318
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,240
luscious green landscape

1319
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,380
of the land she loves so much.

1320
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:04,960
And

1321
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,120
her just repeating the phrase,

1322
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,700
we're gone to the dogs.

1323
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,860
We're gone to the dogs.

1324
01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:17,280
When's it gonna end?

1325
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,020
We're gone to the dogs.

1326
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,520
And, uh,

1327
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:26,120
when he arrived at the test center then,

1328
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,520
she wasn't on the rope ladder.

1329
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:28,560
Hopefully she's okay.

1330
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:35,680
I asked Roanotnik,

1331
01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:36,500
where did she go?

1332
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,280
He said,

1333
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:37,520
who?

1334
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,240
So he didn't even know she was on the fucking yoke.

1335
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:40,740
Like, you know?

1336
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:51,600
Bad move by Leo the other night,

1337
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,680
saying he took drugs.

1338
01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:57,080
Even though he had already admitted to it.

1339
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:04,120
would have helped if he didn't look like a fucking crash test dummy.

1340
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,620
When put on the spot.

1341
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,820
But, um, maybe he,

1342
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:20,960
I mean, we've heard today from Senator Catherine Noon.

1343
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:22,480
Noonaldo.

1344
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,980
Fucking Catherine, no one.

1345
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,620
Uh, she said that he's on the autistic spectrum,

1346
01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:33,680
whilst canvassing door-to-door for Fina Gwale.

1347
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,640
And, uh,

1348
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:36,840
if that is the case,

1349
01:15:37,020 --> 01:15:37,320
then,

1350
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,160
I apologize for saying,

1351
01:15:39,260 --> 01:15:39,420
Leo,

1352
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,900
you looked like a crash test dummy

1353
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,580
when you were asked about the drugs question.

1354
01:15:43,260 --> 01:15:43,860
Maybe you just,

1355
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:44,640
yes,

1356
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,640
you can't process the fucking question properly,

1357
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,040
I'm not sure.

1358
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,320
although,

1359
01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:49,620
it was pretty fucking straightforward.

1360
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,060
I don't know why he couldn't answer that.

1361
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:52,780
And also,

1362
01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:53,840
what did he take?

1363
01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:59,240
There was rumors circulating the Miles Dungeon.

1364
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:06,580
That he was getting into a bag of Jalalabad's

1365
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:08,280
during the, um,

1366
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,380
Tehran Megamix the other day at Miles Dungeon.

1367
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:15,240
What was it called?

1368
01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:15,640
Oh, yeah.

1369
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:17,060
The Iran Wave Night.

1370
01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:17,620
The Iran Wave Night.

1371
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:21,680
Whoa.

1372
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:29,000
This is just not gonna work out for us again.

1373
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,120
It's gonna be another

1374
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,100
self-flagellistic

1375
01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:33,820
fuck-up of a lap.

1376
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,240
Michael May again.

1377
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:40,100
He's gone.

1378
01:16:41,740 --> 01:16:42,680
Holy shit.

1379
01:16:43,940 --> 01:16:45,140
Sorry, guys.

1380
01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:46,520
It's just the way it is.

1381
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:51,080
The new S-class is beautiful,

1382
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:51,700
sporting,

1383
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,700
and dynamic.

1384
01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:55,380
And very elegant.

1385
01:16:57,260 --> 01:17:00,520
Almost like a coupe when viewed from the side.

1386
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:04,820
Its external dimensions are slightly less than those of its predecessor.

1387
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:05,500
Shorter,

1388
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,280
narrower,

1389
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,040
and lower.

1390
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:08,600
But of course,

1391
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:08,980
but of course,

1392
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:12,180
that doesn't mean that we have made any cuts with regard.

1393
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,100
The interior equipment.

1394
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:23,060
quite the contrary.

1395
01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:27,220
The rear leg and knee room have actually been increased.

1396
01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:38,320
In the front seat, too, you can really appreciate this spacious design.

1397
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,620
When you slip that key into the slit,

1398
01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:44,620
the steering wheel automatically recalibrates to its last known position.

1399
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,660
It can also be adjusted

1400
01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:50,160
by splinking the flick lifter at the side of the compound.

1401
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:56,000
When you pull your key out of the ignition, the steering wheel does its own little business.

1402
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,680
It moves out of the way to give you more leg room when exiting the vehicle.

1403
01:18:00,940 --> 01:18:02,940
That's not all this little baby does.

1404
01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:12,960
A vast array of buttons.

1405
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,420
Controlling a myriad of hopes and dreams.

1406
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:18,060
Hopes and dreams.

1407
01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:20,680
But shy away from the tuppence.

1408
01:18:22,060 --> 01:18:25,720
Don't ever touch my leather upholstery.

1409
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,540
Got the seats on the riser.

1410
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:33,280
The dash and the walnut and the sad nerve.

1411
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,900
Come over for a test drive.

1412
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:41,360
I'd like to show you my headrest.

1413
01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:48,840
The first trap-on's balloon has exploded here,

1414
01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:51,280
exposing the end of his rear right-hand shaft pipe.

1415
01:18:51,780 --> 01:18:54,640
And he's going to have to get that scene to rapid-step pronto now.

1416
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,820
Otherwise, he can kiss bye-bye to a place in the sun

1417
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,660
on Channel 4.

1418
01:18:59,660 --> 01:19:03,500
The crowd go wild through the scenes they're witnessing here.

1419
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:08,600
Clearly a manifestation of the inner turmoil each of them has felt since childhood.

1420
01:19:08,740 --> 01:19:11,120
Lando Norris has just checked out of the pit stop hotel.

1421
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,240
And oh my good God, no.

1422
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:18,200
His front left balloon pipe has just not been shafted on correct enough

1423
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,440
when he was in the balloon box.

1424
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,500
Look at that top left-hand lob there.

1425
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,180
Not much time to flip it on.

1426
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:27,340
You can just about see there as he pulls out of the pit stop.

1427
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,620
It's jumping to Jack and Angelica.

1428
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:34,120
And now the Ferrari jacklifter slides under Leclerc's nose as four clowns perform balloon tricks.

1429
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:36,060
2.3 second pit stop.

1430
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,060
Thanks for the magic show, lads.

1431
01:19:38,060 --> 01:19:42,740
Really is a sweet, sweet pit stop maneuver from Ferrari.

1432
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:48,160
Jordan Baby Peterson there with the voice of an angel in the mind of a Toro Rosso.

1433
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,160
Hecked up on piss and onions on Network 2.

1434
01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:52,780
Connor.

1435
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:53,840
Please.

1436
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:58,660
It's almost six o'clock.

1437
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:02,240
Great scenes, great scenes, great scenes.

1438
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,720
An amazing race.

1439
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,660
The Mexicano grandest Prius.

1440
01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:09,960
You won't catch me driving a Prius around that.

1441
01:20:10,820 --> 01:20:15,300
I would only drive the finest petrol-powered motor.

1442
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,360
Now, Mr. May.

1443
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,200
First position.

1444
01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:25,380
I don't think I'm going to take that again.

1445
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:26,500
Just go to.

1446
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,580
Give it a break.

1447
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:28,620
Come back later.

1448
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:31,240
It's a fucking dickhead's track anyway.

1449
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:32,340
It's a...

1450
01:20:32,340 --> 01:20:33,740
Look at the state of that.

1451
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,340
It's just...

1452
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:35,240
There's no skill.

1453
01:20:35,340 --> 01:20:36,760
There's no dexterity needed.

1454
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:39,400
It's just for fucking beast heads.

1455
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:43,160
It's for people who've just got a lot of beast under the bonnet.

1456
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,780
But haven't got any fucking synthesizers.

1457
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:47,880
To try and juice it up.

1458
01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:51,420
And trust me, I know what I'm talking about when it comes to cars.

1459
01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:55,380
Blue Moon Bay.

1460
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:56,940
See you later.

1461
01:20:57,660 --> 01:20:58,980
I'm going to take this to Brazil.

1462
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,200
Ayrton Senna.

1463
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,420
This one's for you, baby.

1464
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:04,120
Interlagos.

1465
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,840
In an AMG hatchback.

1466
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,400
The way you would have wanted.

1467
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:09,680
Let's do it.

1468
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:15,360
Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do.

1469
01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:17,880
And that's what I've always said.

1470
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,980
As well as Paddy Bamford.

1471
01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:24,040
Great to see you get two goals earlier on, bud.

1472
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:24,840
Budski.

1473
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,200
God knows it was needed.

1474
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,960
The recent addition to the squad they made.

1475
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,440
Augustan or something.

1476
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:34,960
Yeah.

1477
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,020
Bad time.

1478
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,540
Bad time you picked it up, bud.

1479
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,640
It's almost six o'clock.

1480
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,160
Thank you very much.

1481
01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:45,180
Patrick Bamford.

1482
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:49,020
Let me see now.

1483
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:51,840
Jurify.

1484
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,000
Thank you very much.

1485
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:57,580
It's a legend and an honor to have you.

1486
01:22:07,580 --> 01:22:09,840
I'm just going to take the beats off the air.

1487
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:12,240
Whoa.

1488
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:12,880
Tom.

1489
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:14,680
Yes.

1490
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:15,960
Tom.

1491
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,600
I've never been on this track.

1492
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,860
Let's see what we can get out of it.

1493
01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:23,220
I'm not.

1494
01:22:26,660 --> 01:22:30,500
I'm not going to sell it as heavily as I sold the last few.

1495
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:33,280
But I mean, we could be on for a second place here again.

1496
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:33,660
Cameron.

1497
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,300
Thank you very much.

1498
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:34,900
Tom.

1499
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:36,440
Cameron.

1500
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:37,720
That means a lot.

1501
01:22:38,340 --> 01:22:38,620
Tom.

1502
01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:39,980
I hope.

1503
01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:42,020
I hope you're okay, bud.

1504
01:22:42,780 --> 01:22:44,080
And thank you very much.

1505
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:46,800
And all the best.

1506
01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:50,000
And please, please, please.

1507
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:51,900
Get on to Zurich.

1508
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,160
If you haven't, why not?

1509
01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:57,400
They've only got your best interest at heart.

1510
01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:58,440
Tom.

1511
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,740
Do you understand?

1512
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:01,820
Do you understand?

1513
01:23:04,540 --> 01:23:06,980
This isn't play days anymore, Tom.

1514
01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:09,840
You need to be thinking ahead.

1515
01:23:10,340 --> 01:23:11,200
Thinking far.

1516
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,920
You're the road map to peace.

1517
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:17,280
Yeah.

1518
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,800
We saw how well that turned out.

1519
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,360
What you need is the road map.

1520
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:25,080
To success.

1521
01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:28,180
Fucking hell.

1522
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:28,940
Road wars.

1523
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:32,720
And Zurich can sort that out for you.

1524
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:33,660
I can sort that out.

1525
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:34,680
Zone ad can.

1526
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:38,200
And I think it actually could be a case.

1527
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:41,880
When we come across an extraordinary case, such as yourself, Tom.

1528
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,040
You need the right people working, pulling the strings.

1529
01:23:48,980 --> 01:23:49,980
Behind the scenes.

1530
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:54,960
To make sure you can just go on stage and rock it out day after day.

1531
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,100
Night after night.

1532
01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:57,520
Rock it out the park.

1533
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:02,200
So, I'm proposing something special.

1534
01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,220
Something new.

1535
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:04,860
Something unprecedented, Tom.

1536
01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:09,820
How about myself?

1537
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:13,320
Ronotnik.

1538
01:24:16,020 --> 01:24:16,640
Zurich.

1539
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:18,640
Zonad.

1540
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,520
And none other than my good buddy.

1541
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:24,980
Long lost friend.

1542
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:27,100
An ultimate financier.

1543
01:24:29,380 --> 01:24:30,460
Zonadko Lanan.

1544
01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:34,380
He's going to be coming via freight train.

1545
01:24:35,060 --> 01:24:36,460
On the day of the meetup.

1546
01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:38,000
Which can be a day of your choice.

1547
01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:43,060
And what we're going to do is hammer out the finer details and points of...

1548
01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:48,460
A financial nest egg bonus retraction clause promise.

1549
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:56,320
Only do this for special customers, Tom.

1550
01:24:57,900 --> 01:24:59,900
And you seem to be quite special.

1551
01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:02,800
Fucking hell.

1552
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,300
Look at this lad.

1553
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,100
I thought I was...

1554
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,200
He just disappeared.

1555
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:07,520
What?

1556
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:19,660
Sandico is going to be arriving next Tuesday, weekday Fortnite, Tom.

1557
01:25:20,340 --> 01:25:22,100
And he is...

1558
01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:22,920
Buzzing.

1559
01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:26,920
To know about your assets.

1560
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:32,000
He asked me on the phone, is he liquid?

1561
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:36,240
I said, bud, this guy's fucking solid.

1562
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:37,820
Solid Tom.

1563
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:39,260
I know him as.

1564
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,600
It's an elite situation.

1565
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:55,160
I'm thinking the business should actually take place maybe out in the land of sand.

1566
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:57,520
It's a toss up between...

1567
01:25:58,580 --> 01:26:04,000
Qatari at one of the upcoming preview matches.

1568
01:26:04,940 --> 01:26:05,520
Kind of...

1569
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:10,920
You know, just before the World Cup happens, they play a few matches there.

1570
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,120
Friendly sort of shit games.

1571
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:14,900
I can get tickets to them.

1572
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:16,800
We could delay the meet until then.

1573
01:26:17,620 --> 01:26:18,120
Or...

1574
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:22,020
We could just kick back and go to Dubai if you want.

1575
01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:25,880
The choice is yours, you know.

1576
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:35,680
What matters at the end of the day is your best interests are being taken care of by a crack team of financial guerrilla marketers.

1577
01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:41,540
And we're going to really make sure that everything is invested wisely.

1578
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:44,900
Because it's what you want.

1579
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:45,600
It's what we want.

1580
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:46,660
It's what everyone wants.

1581
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,660
Look at that fucking trying to get trucked out of it, man.

1582
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:50,640
Fourth.

1583
01:26:53,120 --> 01:27:00,080
There was a Ford Ranger or a Ford Raptor or...

1584
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:07,080
Don't know what it was, but it's an absolute fucking diesel guzzler of a machine.

1585
01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:10,540
And it's got a heavy, heavy engine.

1586
01:27:10,740 --> 01:27:12,060
It's a heavy, heavy displacement.

1587
01:27:12,380 --> 01:27:14,020
It's maximum torque.

1588
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:15,580
Full throttle.

1589
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:19,180
Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen.

1590
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,180
Tuned up to the max.

1591
01:27:25,460 --> 01:27:27,300
Again, Cristiano Tune Aldo.

1592
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:30,900
Of the car world.

1593
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:39,020
But Sandico is just absolutely over the moon.

1594
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:39,540
He's buzzing.

1595
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,160
He's got a football for a head.

1596
01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:43,740
Which is why that's...

1597
01:27:43,740 --> 01:27:45,280
He was called fucking Sandico.

1598
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,120
But, I mean, don't let that fucking scare you.

1599
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:52,820
It's just a ball of leather with a bladder inside, which has been inflated.

1600
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:54,560
And...

1601
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,660
Yeah, he's got eyes.

1602
01:27:57,820 --> 01:27:58,980
And they're...

1603
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,300
It's completely in silence.

1604
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:02,580
The whole, you know...

1605
01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:04,080
Don't be alarmed.

1606
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,020
He does a lot of writing.

1607
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:06,020
And he's...

1608
01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:08,340
From the neck down, it's just like another person, man.

1609
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:12,840
Oh.

1610
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,080
But he knows money, you know.

1611
01:28:17,140 --> 01:28:19,240
He knows what to do with the money.

1612
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:30,620
Four thirds, fucking 16.

1613
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:31,620
Lap three of five.

1614
01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:33,760
Not holding it down well.

1615
01:28:34,380 --> 01:28:35,900
Really not holding it down well.

1616
01:28:36,020 --> 01:28:36,480
It's...

1617
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:37,800
It's a fucking shame.

1618
01:28:37,800 --> 01:29:03,220
It's almost six o'clock.

1619
01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:10,460
Yeah, I don't know what it is.

1620
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:12,220
This guy is just...

1621
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:20,900
It's the first time I've graced the track with my presence.

1622
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:24,680
You know, I've got a few test bins in earlier on.

1623
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:25,680
Not blue moon, but...

1624
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:25,680
Not blue moon, but...

1625
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,680
Not blue moon, but...

1626
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:27,680
Not blue moon, but...

1627
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:27,680
Not blue moon, but...

1628
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:27,680
Not blue moon, but...

1629
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:28,680
Not blue moon, but...

1630
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:29,680
Not blue moon, but...

1631
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:30,680
Not blue moon, but...

1632
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,680
Not blue moon, but...

1633
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:31,680
Not blue moon, but...

1634
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:32,680
Not blue moon, but...

1635
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,680
Not blue moon, but...

1636
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:34,680
Not blue moon, but...

1637
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:35,680
Not blue moon, but...

1638
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:35,680
Not blue moon, but...

1639
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:36,680
Not blue moon, but...

1640
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:36,680
Not blue moon, but...

1641
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:37,680
Not blue moon, but...

1642
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:37,680
Not blue moon, but...

1643
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,680
Not blue moon, but...

1644
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:39,680
The previous two.

1645
01:29:39,680 --> 01:30:07,500
I'm just really looking forward to some of the bands with Sandico and Zonad and U-Tom as well. It's going to be fantastic. He's a great guy. Good person to know.

1646
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:25,240
Good person to have and if you're in a bit of a squeeze, you can always rely on Sandico. Face of a football. But a fucking heart of gold.

1647
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:56,320
Lovely bit of speed here as we hit the speedway. Nice bit of poke in the machine. Moving up to sixth gear. It's very fluid. It's happening. It's very, very fast. It's very, very lucid.

1648
01:30:56,320 --> 01:31:08,660
As we go off into the Scream Pit. Try and fumble our way back onto the Tormac Adam. And just squeeze into the Turners.

1649
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:27,720
Jerry Lee Skyline. And the Nissan Express. See you later. If it's not going to be a gold, let's at least make this a bronze affair. Fuck.

1650
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:40,980
Jerry Lee Skyline. You gotta come away with something. That's the advice I give to a lot of clients. Gotta come away with something.

1651
01:31:46,320 --> 01:32:03,500
Apply that. That raison d'etre. That mantra. That saying. That pearl of wisdom. That nugget of choice. Apply that to life.

1652
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:08,320
Thank me when you're older.

1653
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:09,320
Thank me when you're older.

1654
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:23,320
I mean, some of the stuff. A lot of the work I'm doing at the moment is damage, limitation, crisis management, that kind of thing.

1655
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:34,320
Because of my communication skills and unparalleled, charismatic ability to read and work a room with people.

1656
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:45,320
Or even be gregarious. Not afraid to run with the ball in high powered, high octane, one on one sessions.

1657
01:32:46,320 --> 01:33:15,320
And that's the fucking checkered flag. And that's third place. Not a great situation. Yeah, we're gonna try and boost our way out of this at some stage of the game. I mean, you're dealing with fucking Marcos of Brazil in the Corvette C369. And fucking Willy Sears.

1658
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:20,320
Who's behind the wheel of an absolute V8 beast. It's a fucking advantage. Vantage.

1659
01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:43,320
Crazy days and lazy nights. That's the way it is. That's just the way it is at the moment. Hopefully you're doing okay out there, everybody. Hopefully you're doing okay.

1660
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:49,320
We're gonna take another race. Let's see how we get on there.

1661
01:33:49,320 --> 01:34:02,320
A completely redesigned chassis with airmatic electronically controlled pneumatic suspension, automatic ride height adjustment, and the ADS adaptive damping system further improves driving comfort and dynamics.

1662
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:15,320
Have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones, potholes, and cobblbots? Yeah, well you should. It's a fucking smooth little journey. It's a smooth journey. What's wrong? Do you need money?

1663
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,320
It's almost six o'clock. It's almost six o'clock.

1664
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:29,320
Sorry there, I forgot to tell you. I have footage of myself and the J. Ronin NCC debacle from the other day. It's almost six o'clock. Just thought I'd...

1665
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:37,000
Pull that up for you. Okay Ro come on bring her down baby bring it down. You're not gonna fit inside that thing

1666
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,800
Bring it down Ro Ro

1667
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:51,940
Turn the afterburners off Ro Ro. That's it, baby. I don't think there's enough space for you Ro

1668
01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:56,620
What are you doing?

1669
01:34:56,880 --> 01:35:01,120
Why are you backing up? I don't think you're gonna fit Ro. Don't think you should go for it

1670
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:04,520
Ro Ro

1671
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:10,440
No

1672
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:13,640
No, no, no

1673
01:35:15,260 --> 01:35:17,260
No

1674
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:26,140
No, you bastards you NCT bastards

1675
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:56,140
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

1676
01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:59,860
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1677
01:36:00,820 --> 01:36:05,200
So that was a shame what happened with the Skybase extravaganza.

1678
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:09,040
It's currently being rebuilt at the moment.

1679
01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:16,440
What I can say is that J.Rowe, the Ronotnik, the Ronotician,

1680
01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:21,220
managed to survive unscathed.

1681
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:23,680
And he's doing really well.

1682
01:36:24,620 --> 01:36:25,480
He's doing really well.

1683
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,180
And he had a good plan.

1684
01:36:28,300 --> 01:36:30,140
He was covered right up the arse.

1685
01:36:30,420 --> 01:36:32,500
VHI, Zurich Life.

1686
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:34,920
Permanent.

1687
01:36:36,260 --> 01:36:37,300
That went tits up.

1688
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:41,440
He's still covered.

1689
01:36:42,060 --> 01:36:43,140
Substantially covered.

1690
01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:48,320
For any unforeseen events such as that.

1691
01:36:55,620 --> 01:37:07,700
Three laps of Suzuka.

1692
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:22,860
Harrison BDP Parallax.

1693
01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:44,740
Happiness Therapy. Someone was asking what the tune was there. Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much. Sorry to say, but it's back to the dojo with you. Regards, Jamie O'Cyber here. Thanks so much. Back to the dojo with you, Jamie.

1694
01:37:53,580 --> 01:38:05,240
Gross. Are you driving a Mercedes yet? Are we still waiting on that to happen? What's going on? Thought you said you had that covered up.

1695
01:38:09,580 --> 01:38:16,040
Is your tip totally? No Spearstocks.

1696
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:48,880
Hope and pray at this stage of the game.

1697
01:38:51,140 --> 01:38:54,760
Because I'm not too sure I have what it takes for the Suzuka nightmare.

1698
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:05,760
Tell you something, Interlagos was some track.

1699
01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:08,040
A beast of the ages.

1700
01:39:12,460 --> 01:39:17,240
Obrigado Senna. I saw they had written there at the signs.

1701
01:39:17,540 --> 01:39:20,200
The Brazilian Grand Prix.

1702
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:24,520
Which I was commentating on, of course, for Network 2.

1703
01:39:29,460 --> 01:39:30,480
Great time was had.

1704
01:39:31,480 --> 01:39:32,520
Sky based it up.

1705
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:35,020
Zona was there with the foldable.

1706
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,120
Collapsible Grey Goose extravaganza van.

1707
01:39:39,960 --> 01:39:42,340
Actually serves Grey Goose by day.

1708
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:45,080
And then transforms into a nightclub at night.

1709
01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:47,260
And then, once that's all done,

1710
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:49,920
it packs up into a little van.

1711
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:50,880
It's like a transformer.

1712
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:52,560
Grey Goose transformer.

1713
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:54,820
You drive it home then.

1714
01:39:54,820 --> 01:40:07,820
I'm going to take that again.

1715
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:12,120
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1716
01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:26,160
Ronan is fine.

1717
01:40:26,380 --> 01:40:27,640
Someone was just asking there,

1718
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:29,480
is Johnny Ronan okay after that?

1719
01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:30,280
He's fine.

1720
01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:35,180
Business as usual.

1721
01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:48,160
Which is great news.

1722
01:40:49,440 --> 01:40:51,080
Just got a text from him as well.

1723
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:51,500
He said,

1724
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:54,480
Tom, he would like to invite you to the grand opening.

1725
01:40:56,620 --> 01:40:58,260
Of his swank pods.

1726
01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:01,200
Down the darkness.

1727
01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:05,420
On arrival,

1728
01:41:05,580 --> 01:41:06,720
you will be presented with

1729
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:08,660
one guest pass ticket

1730
01:41:08,660 --> 01:41:10,360
to the premiere

1731
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:12,200
of the new Tato roller coaster.

1732
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:13,820
Tato Coaster 2.

1733
01:41:14,580 --> 01:41:15,380
Spud Harder.

1734
01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:18,460
And he wants you to be there

1735
01:41:18,460 --> 01:41:19,060
for the opening.

1736
01:41:20,500 --> 01:41:22,360
Hasn't been safety tested yet,

1737
01:41:22,460 --> 01:41:22,820
but I mean,

1738
01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:24,040
it's fucking...

1739
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:26,000
It still could be good.

1740
01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:26,560
Like, you know?

1741
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:28,920
No one has...

1742
01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:31,820
There's been no bad stuff happening ever

1743
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:32,980
at Tato Park,

1744
01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:33,560
I don't think.

1745
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,120
As regards to the safety

1746
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:37,260
of their roller coasters.

1747
01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:37,600
So,

1748
01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:40,200
nothing on the scale

1749
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,400
of the Alton Towers thing,

1750
01:41:41,460 --> 01:41:41,900
but...

1751
01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:47,180
So, I trust Mr. Tato as well.

1752
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:48,560
He's a stand-up spud.

1753
01:41:49,180 --> 01:41:51,120
He's a real top chip.

1754
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:54,520
Block off the old chip.

1755
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:55,740
I do call him

1756
01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:57,120
because he's more than a chip.

1757
01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:58,060
He's...

1758
01:41:58,060 --> 01:41:59,120
You get about fucking

1759
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:00,200
eight chips out of him

1760
01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:01,160
if you're making...

1761
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:02,840
Chunky ones,

1762
01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:03,760
probably five.

1763
01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:07,600
Chunky ones,

1764
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:08,680
probably five.

1765
01:42:13,820 --> 01:42:14,940
Yeah, just get into grips

1766
01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:15,700
with this track, guys.

1767
01:42:15,780 --> 01:42:16,200
It's not...

1768
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:16,920
It's not a...

1769
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:18,920
It's in no...

1770
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:19,920
way...

1771
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:23,880
a reflection of my driving skills

1772
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:24,600
and prowess.

1773
01:42:28,300 --> 01:42:30,500
It's just something we're gonna have to come to terms with.

1774
01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:42,400
I was glad I went to Longford

1775
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,580
in the C-class

1776
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:44,840
because...

1777
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:47,120
I could just drive home then, you know.

1778
01:42:47,340 --> 01:42:49,100
If I did go with Roanotnik,

1779
01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:51,160
that would have been my way home gone.

1780
01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:52,440
I would have had to get the bus.

1781
01:42:53,340 --> 01:42:55,340
Got the bus or get the train.

1782
01:42:58,700 --> 01:43:00,520
It's not really for me, like, you know.

1783
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:10,020
I hate having to get a taxi from town

1784
01:43:10,020 --> 01:43:11,540
out to the house then

1785
01:43:11,540 --> 01:43:13,000
once I arrive in Houston

1786
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:14,020
or a bus or us.

1787
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,520
That's unless Zonag can swim by

1788
01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:25,180
and pick me up

1789
01:43:25,180 --> 01:43:26,800
in the three series.

1790
01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:30,120
I do mock him.

1791
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,720
and chastise him

1792
01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:32,980
for his choice of car.

1793
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:35,860
Pristine, solid, white

1794
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:37,360
BMW 3 Series.

1795
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:39,120
But, uh...

1796
01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:44,740
I suppose I can't laugh

1797
01:43:44,740 --> 01:43:46,720
because I'm driving the white AMG

1798
01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:47,700
with my face on it.

1799
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,020
But, I mean, at least it does have

1800
01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:49,960
my face on it.

1801
01:43:51,880 --> 01:43:53,500
The problem with Zonag is

1802
01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:56,560
you wouldn't want his face

1803
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:57,220
on your car.

1804
01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:06,540
I mean, just doesn't really have that kind of every Joe Soap advertiser appeal face.

1805
01:44:15,440 --> 01:44:19,440
But he thinks he's fucking Tom Bleeding Cruise.

1806
01:44:26,320 --> 01:44:28,440
He's living in a fucking fantasy world.

1807
01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:36,560
But he still will be better looking than Sondico.

1808
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:37,280
God love him.

1809
01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,280
Fucking football.

1810
01:44:38,860 --> 01:44:41,240
Don't know how that happened or how that came about.

1811
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:42,680
It's just such a mystery as well.

1812
01:44:42,780 --> 01:44:44,060
You know, it's wrapped up in mystery.

1813
01:44:44,780 --> 01:44:46,840
And no one wants to ask him much about it.

1814
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:49,780
Like, you know, he's a dark horse.

1815
01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:50,300
He's...

1816
01:44:50,300 --> 01:44:54,540
Look, he's financially, he's probably, he was on that rich list there.

1817
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:56,680
Ireland's top fucking billionaires.

1818
01:44:58,440 --> 01:44:59,540
Sondico Lanan.

1819
01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:06,500
Holy shit, it's not good.

1820
01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:09,260
But no one will ask him about it.

1821
01:45:09,460 --> 01:45:13,040
Like, you know, it kind of does get a little bit...

1822
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:18,260
Weird if there's a football match on at the time.

1823
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:24,560
Or there's any kind of ball-related activity that comes into conversation.

1824
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:30,000
He's a good guy, though.

1825
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:34,600
Good guy to have in your back pocket.

1826
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:42,380
Fucking hell, man.

1827
01:45:42,420 --> 01:45:43,080
This is not good.

1828
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:44,720
This is a real shame waste.

1829
01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:48,160
Feel as though the day started really strong.

1830
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:51,300
It was a powerful maneuver in the first couple of races.

1831
01:45:51,780 --> 01:45:52,920
A couple of gold trophies.

1832
01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:54,720
I was riding on the crest of a wave.

1833
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:59,000
And it's just gone tits up at the moment.

1834
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:01,300
Chasing thirds, you know.

1835
01:46:01,520 --> 01:46:02,720
You don't want to be that.

1836
01:46:04,080 --> 01:46:05,080
Top two or nothing.

1837
01:46:05,420 --> 01:46:06,100
Or go home.

1838
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:07,720
Get some rest.

1839
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:08,860
Have some soup.

1840
01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:10,260
And come back in the morning.

1841
01:46:10,660 --> 01:46:12,700
When you're more than able to take a turn.

1842
01:46:13,300 --> 01:46:14,120
Like a man.

1843
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:16,300
And not some fucking baby.

1844
01:46:18,120 --> 01:46:19,840
Shouldn't have to be spoon-feeding you.

1845
01:46:23,580 --> 01:46:28,120
That's how Zonad would talk to me, actually, sometimes, you know.

1846
01:46:28,620 --> 01:46:29,680
Trying to get advice on him.

1847
01:46:29,700 --> 01:46:30,500
Because he's a good driver.

1848
01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:34,140
That kind of side would come out.

1849
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:34,740
And I'd be like,

1850
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,180
He's a fucking prick, actually.

1851
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:38,800
I don't know.

1852
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:39,620
They're your mates.

1853
01:46:40,020 --> 01:46:40,200
So.

1854
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:41,640
What can you do?

1855
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:47,840
Probably best not to fucking overthink anything like that.

1856
01:46:49,900 --> 01:46:51,340
You go insane.

1857
01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,360
I have to say, I'm enjoying the drive.

1858
01:46:59,840 --> 01:47:03,100
Even though fifth place is nobody's business.

1859
01:47:03,700 --> 01:47:04,340
Nobody's business.

1860
01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:05,760
Nobody wants to know about you.

1861
01:47:06,540 --> 01:47:07,640
But I'm enjoying it.

1862
01:47:07,660 --> 01:47:08,760
I'm getting used to the track.

1863
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:11,460
And that's what it's all about.

1864
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:16,980
I don't come here to get upset about the race you lost.

1865
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:21,840
Or, you know, the way you didn't drive as good on the fucking second, third track as you did on the first.

1866
01:47:24,440 --> 01:47:25,440
It's about the journey itself.

1867
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:26,700
I think, you know.

1868
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,840
I think, you know.

1869
01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:30,740
I think I...

1870
01:47:30,740 --> 01:47:33,660
I think that's smart.

1871
01:47:33,660 --> 01:47:34,580
I mean...

1872
01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,640
Stop me if I'm wrong here.

1873
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:37,880
You know, I might be talking to you.

1874
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1875
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1876
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1877
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1878
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1879
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1880
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1881
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1882
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:38,980
I might be talking to you.

1883
01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:39,480
I might be talking to you.

1884
01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:39,980
I might be talking to you.

1885
01:47:39,980 --> 01:47:40,980
I might be talking to you.

1886
01:47:40,980 --> 01:47:41,980
But I...

1887
01:47:41,980 --> 01:47:43,120
Something to that effect.

1888
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:45,420
Send him off there.

1889
01:47:45,420 --> 01:47:46,020
Good luck.

1890
01:47:46,020 --> 01:47:47,220
See you later, man.

1891
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:54,760
Good luck.

1892
01:47:54,760 --> 01:48:04,800
And Lewis Hamilton slides sensually into the Mercedes pitch shack there.

1893
01:48:04,800 --> 01:48:07,840
Four compound brothers do their worst to his rims.

1894
01:48:07,840 --> 01:48:11,180
And then he drives away coolly like a slick, rich dick.

1895
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:13,240
A talisman to those who don't know him.

1896
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:15,420
A mediocre crack to those who do.

1897
01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:21,360
Slap 36 and Carlos Sainz is getting gaslighted by Pierre Gasly and the recta principal A as the

1898
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:22,920
curve burgle into turn one.

1899
01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:24,720
Hustling and harrying here.

1900
01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:25,620
Wheel to wheel.

1901
01:48:25,620 --> 01:48:30,200
Slinking smoothly like harsh carbon arrows in the liquid night of our father.

1902
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:31,320
Out of turn three.

1903
01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:34,600
They go now like two jet fueled beasts let out of their cage.

1904
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:36,800
Ready to fly, fuck or die.

1905
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:39,240
Die.

1906
01:48:41,080 --> 01:48:41,680
Die.

1907
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:44,000
Die.

1908
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:51,040
I've never seen the cars go round the track.

1909
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:54,680
As fast as they've done today.

1910
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:55,280
It's mad.

1911
01:48:55,280 --> 01:48:55,680
It's mad.

1912
01:48:55,680 --> 01:49:00,160
Don't even know what speed seven is doing.

1913
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:04,560
Out with his friends running with some balloons.

1914
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:10,060
They want to slap them on the end of his poles and tight.

1915
01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:14,160
Under jack lifter into the night.

1916
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:25,540
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1917
01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:26,780
Fill up the tank.

1918
01:49:26,780 --> 01:49:27,780
Make it snappy.

1919
01:49:27,780 --> 01:49:28,980
Or I'll have your job.

1920
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:37,040
It's almost six o'clock.

1921
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:37,340
It's almost six o'clock.

1922
01:49:42,120 --> 01:49:46,260
Someone fucking using an axle or an angle grinder outside or something.

1923
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:48,920
Ten to midnight.

1924
01:49:53,460 --> 01:49:55,220
You'd wonder what the fuck is going on.

1925
01:49:55,220 --> 01:49:58,340
We've come unstuck undone here.

1926
01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:03,280
I think while the Formula One package was on there we actually fucked up.

1927
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:05,440
It's not a bad thing because we really did.

1928
01:50:05,500 --> 01:50:06,080
We're not going to.

1929
01:50:06,140 --> 01:50:06,440
What was it?

1930
01:50:06,580 --> 01:50:06,880
Fifth?

1931
01:50:08,200 --> 01:50:10,460
Sixteenth now but it was fifth place when we left it.

1932
01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:13,940
Shame.

1933
01:50:14,300 --> 01:50:15,340
Shame but what can you do?

1934
01:50:16,940 --> 01:50:17,740
Let's have a look here.

1935
01:50:21,120 --> 01:50:22,920
Hope you're doing well anyway guys.

1936
01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:26,480
We're going to go for one more go here.

1937
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:29,080
Owen Murphy thank you very much.

1938
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:30,560
It's very kind of you.

1939
01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:32,060
It means a lot.

1940
01:50:32,920 --> 01:50:35,840
And we'll fucking help.

1941
01:50:36,860 --> 01:50:37,760
We'll go again.

1942
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:41,420
You can never restart too many times.

1943
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:44,600
That's another one.

1944
01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:57,280
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1945
01:50:57,280 --> 01:51:02,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1946
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:04,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1947
01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:06,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1948
01:51:06,020 --> 01:51:08,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1949
01:51:08,020 --> 01:51:10,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1950
01:51:10,020 --> 01:51:12,020
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1951
01:51:12,020 --> 01:51:13,940
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase but it works in this scenario.

1952
01:51:13,940 --> 01:51:15,960
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase.

1953
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:31,520
whoever the fuck is angle grinding out there.

1954
01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:37,060
I'm telling you they're not going to keep that up when Sandico arrives.

1955
01:51:37,060 --> 01:51:47,080
he might have a size 5 hand stitch leather fucking football for a head.

1956
01:51:47,080 --> 01:51:56,400
But he does not like late night noise in the form of noisy neighbors or fucking construction workers outside his apartment.

1957
01:51:56,400 --> 01:51:57,400
Aaaaah!

1958
01:51:57,400 --> 01:52:03,740
Of a Tuesday evening no less.

1959
01:52:03,740 --> 01:52:12,760
And I'm going absolutely arse over tit behind Tiesto Fiore the Italian stallion.

1960
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:16,760
And what's... what's that a Ferrari immature?

1961
01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:20,760
And...

1962
01:52:20,760 --> 01:52:26,680
Hishiaru Igrashiri of Japan who's just lost 15th place.

1963
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:29,560
Connor 16th place out of 16.

1964
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,560
Not doing so good Williams.

1965
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:35,580
But we won't let that... break us.

1966
01:52:35,580 --> 01:52:38,580
A lot of road to be driven on.

1967
01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:39,580
Just yet.

1968
01:52:39,580 --> 01:52:41,580
It's not time to throw in the towel.

1969
01:52:41,580 --> 01:52:42,580
Fuck.

1970
01:52:42,580 --> 01:52:45,580
It's basically the raw whining power of the AMG.

1971
01:52:45,580 --> 01:52:52,600
It's something which needs to be tamed like that of a wild beast.

1972
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:59,600
Can't just be here every day fucking hatchback driver and expect to get behind the wheel this... yoken.

1973
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:13,620
And not fuck it up like you know.

1974
01:53:13,620 --> 01:53:16,640
You need some... you need practice.

1975
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:19,640
That's why I spent two weeks out in Yokohama.

1976
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:20,640
Every April.

1977
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:31,660
Just driving down a fucking back road of Yokohama.

1978
01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:35,680
In a rented AMG.

1979
01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:37,680
Just costs a fucking bomb.

1980
01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:38,680
It's just extortionate.

1981
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:41,680
Renting a Mercedes out in Japan.

1982
01:53:41,680 --> 01:53:43,700
After though.

1983
01:53:43,700 --> 01:53:44,700
I can't bring mine there.

1984
01:53:44,700 --> 01:53:46,700
It's the fucking island isn't it?

1985
01:53:46,700 --> 01:53:47,700
It's just...

1986
01:53:47,700 --> 01:53:48,700
You can't...

1987
01:53:48,700 --> 01:53:50,700
Cost an arm and a leg getting the car over.

1988
01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:51,700
Might as well just rent one.

1989
01:53:53,700 --> 01:53:55,700
That's why I just stick to a back alley.

1990
01:53:55,700 --> 01:53:57,700
Just drive down and then fucking reverse back up again.

1991
01:53:57,700 --> 01:53:58,700
Don't go racing.

1992
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:01,700
Cause you don't wanna fuck up the rental otherwise.

1993
01:54:01,700 --> 01:54:03,700
That's your money gone.

1994
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:04,700
That's your deposit gone.

1995
01:54:04,700 --> 01:54:06,700
That's everything gone you know.

1996
01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:11,700
It's not gonna fucking work like that.

1997
01:54:13,700 --> 01:54:14,700
It's mad.

1998
01:54:14,700 --> 01:54:17,700
Driving against a Ford pickup truck and...

1999
01:54:17,700 --> 01:54:22,700
You got a few of our Japanese high tuned...

2000
01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:24,700
Tunaldos.

2001
01:54:24,700 --> 01:54:27,700
Fucking tuna sandwich, tuna salad.

2002
01:54:27,700 --> 01:54:31,700
It's not good.

2003
01:54:31,700 --> 01:54:38,700
Big shout outs to the Tobinster.

2004
01:54:38,700 --> 01:54:40,700
The beam blower.

2005
01:54:40,700 --> 01:54:41,700
It's almost six o'clock.

2006
01:54:41,700 --> 01:54:43,700
The head melter.

2007
01:54:43,700 --> 01:54:44,700
The fucking sissy Spacek.

2008
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:44,700
Extreme highway special.

2009
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:45,700
The fucking sissy Spacek.

2010
01:54:45,700 --> 01:54:46,700
Extreme highway special.

2011
01:54:46,700 --> 01:54:48,700
The fucking sissy Spacek.

2012
01:54:48,700 --> 01:55:09,680
Big shout outs to the Tobinster. The beam blower. The head melter. The fucking sissy Spacek. Extreme highway special.

2013
01:55:14,100 --> 01:55:39,500
And that's a real tire screecher. Into the Apex Twin. That cone goes fucking loopity loopity lula there. As I got DRS. As I got DRS down the left hand side of the pickup and the Clio. I'm ready to fucking go Leo.

2014
01:55:39,500 --> 01:55:41,500
Around this corner.

2015
01:55:43,020 --> 01:55:46,980
Like the Mary Harney Curve Burglar Expressway Quantasaurus.

2016
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:52,300
Out there in Dabu Abbey Abbey Abbey Abbey Winslow.

2017
01:55:55,200 --> 01:55:57,620
Mercilessly into fifth.

2018
01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:02,120
Sumptuously into sixth.

2019
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:04,800
Break. Bring her down.

2020
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:06,840
Into fourth we go.

2021
01:56:07,840 --> 01:56:09,000
Take the turn.

2022
01:56:09,600 --> 01:56:10,620
Be at peace with the turn.

2023
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:11,640
At one with the turn.

2024
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:14,120
Down again.

2025
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:15,840
Into second.

2026
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:18,280
Into the chicane.

2027
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:19,720
Elena. Elena. Lulu.

2028
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:23,260
Fucking Bridgestone Tickler.

2029
01:56:24,620 --> 01:56:25,740
Tickle the fish.

2030
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:28,060
Watch your favorite dish.

2031
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:33,920
Here we go now.

2032
01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:34,760
Down the straightway.

2033
01:56:34,820 --> 01:56:35,920
Extravaganza Express.

2034
01:56:36,020 --> 01:56:38,080
The Suzuka Japanese Extremer.

2035
01:56:38,080 --> 01:56:40,240
Into sixth.

2036
01:56:40,620 --> 01:56:42,080
Slowing it down into fourth.

2037
01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:46,840
She's saying break.

2038
01:56:47,560 --> 01:56:49,820
I'm saying let's wait.

2039
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:51,260
And see.

2040
01:56:51,260 --> 01:56:53,260
Do we need to break first.

2041
01:56:54,980 --> 01:56:55,380
Minister.

2042
01:56:55,380 --> 01:56:56,380
And then.

2043
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,340
Skylines are having none of this.

2044
01:57:01,880 --> 01:57:02,640
None of this.

2045
01:57:03,820 --> 01:57:04,540
None of this.

2046
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:06,140
What's that?

2047
01:57:08,140 --> 01:57:08,820
208s.

2048
01:57:09,260 --> 01:57:10,320
Go bye bye.

2049
01:57:11,460 --> 01:57:12,240
Bye bye.

2050
01:57:13,280 --> 01:57:13,800
No.

2051
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:19,620
This really is exhilarating wheel-to-wheel action here.

2052
01:57:20,220 --> 01:57:22,000
We've got a Pre-Show 208.

2053
01:57:23,020 --> 01:57:24,280
Fresh out the showroom.

2054
01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:30,080
Performing tricks on the turnpike.

2055
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:32,400
But it's nothing to me.

2056
01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:38,060
As we veer a 2-me into this fucking laneway extravaganzoid.

2057
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:40,140
Another 1-2.

2058
01:57:40,880 --> 01:57:43,800
And we make it nice and quintessentially perfect.

2059
01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:48,020
Setting up nicely for a real fab finale.

2060
01:57:49,060 --> 01:57:49,460
Oh!

2061
01:57:52,080 --> 01:57:53,960
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.

2062
01:57:57,020 --> 01:58:01,280
Flecks of rubber grace the road like unwanted guests.

2063
01:58:02,760 --> 01:58:05,000
They're welcome outstayed.

2064
01:58:05,440 --> 01:58:07,740
But you can't eject them because it's too dangerous.

2065
01:58:09,580 --> 01:58:12,300
During a race, you go in there, middle of there, try to turf them out.

2066
01:58:12,340 --> 01:58:15,500
You'll get fucking run over by an AMG.

2067
01:58:16,220 --> 01:58:18,220
Fucking maniac in an AMG.

2068
01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:32,820
Yep.

2069
01:58:35,340 --> 01:58:36,340
Final lap here.

2070
01:58:37,140 --> 01:58:43,080
Probably doing just the same, if not worse, than the last situation.

2071
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:44,040
But I mean, fuck it.

2072
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:47,480
It's not for...

2073
01:58:47,480 --> 01:58:48,340
You don't quibble.

2074
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:51,240
We keep on moving on.

2075
01:58:51,480 --> 01:58:53,560
We get harder, better, faster, stronger.

2076
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:55,400
Okahama dreams.

2077
01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:57,900
Two weeks in April, down the back of a fucking laneway.

2078
01:58:57,900 --> 01:58:59,120
Reverse drive.

2079
01:58:59,120 --> 01:59:00,280
Reverse drive.

2080
01:59:00,280 --> 01:59:01,320
Bring the rental back.

2081
01:59:02,400 --> 01:59:03,960
Go back to Ireland refreshed.

2082
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:09,080
You've just had a Japanese Mercedes experience to tell the grandkids about.

2083
01:59:14,080 --> 01:59:14,720
Fifth place.

2084
01:59:14,720 --> 01:59:15,240
It's something.

2085
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:15,240
It's something.

2086
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:15,760
It's...

2087
01:59:15,760 --> 01:59:16,520
It's not...

2088
01:59:16,520 --> 01:59:17,020
It's not...

2089
01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:18,720
It's not much, but it's something.

2090
01:59:20,040 --> 01:59:20,780
It's something.

2091
01:59:32,720 --> 01:59:34,440
Potty Bob, thank you very much.

2092
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:40,420
Thanks very much, Potty Bob.

2093
01:59:40,860 --> 01:59:41,400
I...

2094
01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:42,600
I hope you're keeping well.

2095
01:59:42,660 --> 01:59:43,800
Long time no see, Connor.

2096
01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:48,100
Been knee deep in some freelance sound design.

2097
01:59:49,300 --> 01:59:51,840
Give me a bell if you think you can peel an orange in your pocket.

2098
01:59:53,060 --> 01:59:53,960
Thanks very much.

2099
01:59:56,420 --> 01:59:57,240
Tom as well.

2100
01:59:59,020 --> 02:00:00,100
I can't believe it.

2101
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:01,640
It's...

2102
02:00:01,640 --> 02:00:01,640
It's...

2103
02:00:03,640 --> 02:00:04,240
Words...

2104
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:05,320
Words fail me.

2105
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:08,400
I hope you're doing okay, bud.

2106
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:10,600
Um...

2107
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:11,880
And Ronan Grope.

2108
02:00:12,160 --> 02:00:12,900
Owen Murphy.

2109
02:00:13,580 --> 02:00:14,560
Down with the Viper.

2110
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:18,180
And Francis Playstar, Juvali as well.

2111
02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:22,260
Thank you very much.

2112
02:00:24,660 --> 02:00:27,540
I'm afraid that's all we've got time for this evening.

2113
02:00:27,920 --> 02:00:32,980
For tonight's edition of Mercedes Pellegrino Driveway Express Extravaganza.

2114
02:00:34,120 --> 02:00:34,680
Um...

2115
02:00:34,680 --> 02:00:37,300
Thank you very much.

2116
02:00:37,500 --> 02:00:37,840
We'll see.

2117
02:00:37,920 --> 02:00:38,160
We'll...

2118
02:00:38,160 --> 02:00:40,100
We'll try and get Francis to do that.

2119
02:00:40,160 --> 02:00:40,900
I'm not sure if you will.

2120
02:00:41,760 --> 02:00:42,400
Um...

2121
02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:43,800
Thanks very much, everybody.

2122
02:00:43,920 --> 02:00:44,360
It's been a...

2123
02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:45,260
It's been a blast.

2124
02:00:46,580 --> 02:00:47,540
Hope you're doing well.

2125
02:00:48,980 --> 02:00:50,060
And, uh...

2126
02:00:50,060 --> 02:00:50,320
Yeah.

2127
02:00:50,860 --> 02:00:53,120
We'll see you again on the flip side.

2128
02:00:53,320 --> 02:00:55,240
Let's just have a look there and see what we achieved.

2129
02:00:56,040 --> 02:00:56,760
Before I go.

2130
02:00:57,760 --> 02:01:03,240
I think we did enough to warrant this situation.

2131
02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:05,240
It's almost six o'clock.

2132
02:01:05,240 --> 02:01:05,580
We did enough.

2133
02:01:06,220 --> 02:01:08,220
A couple of trophies in the cabinet.

2134
02:01:09,580 --> 02:01:15,460
At least two golds and a silver and possibly one or two bronze there.

2135
02:01:15,460 --> 02:01:15,520
Yeah.

2136
02:01:23,400 --> 02:01:23,720
Okay.

2137
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:27,160
So, gold, gold, silver, bronze, and a fifth.

2138
02:01:27,160 --> 02:01:28,080
And then, look.

2139
02:01:28,180 --> 02:01:29,600
I mean, we have another two races.

2140
02:01:30,180 --> 02:01:31,600
Another three gold trophies.

2141
02:01:31,720 --> 02:01:35,440
And then a full lap of the Nürburgring Nordschleife.

2142
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,340
We return to the old green hell again.

2143
02:01:38,960 --> 02:01:41,160
To see if we can master it this time.

2144
02:01:41,620 --> 02:01:42,820
Really this time.

2145
02:01:43,460 --> 02:01:45,420
Behind the wheel of our own AMG.

2146
02:01:46,360 --> 02:01:47,800
Not some pre-game.

2147
02:01:48,040 --> 02:01:49,360
Pre-disposed.

2148
02:01:49,620 --> 02:01:50,220
Pre-fucking.

2149
02:01:51,060 --> 02:01:53,340
Selected car from Gran Turismo.

2150
02:01:54,100 --> 02:01:55,940
Our own beast.

2151
02:01:56,080 --> 02:01:57,440
It's almost six o'clock.

2152
02:01:59,360 --> 02:02:01,160
Grugoski, thank you very much, my friend.

2153
02:02:01,620 --> 02:02:02,300
And to everybody.

2154
02:02:05,180 --> 02:02:05,780
Keep it.

2155
02:02:06,780 --> 02:02:07,740
Keep it beaty.

2156
02:02:13,540 --> 02:02:14,460
Keep it meaty.

2157
02:02:15,820 --> 02:02:16,660
Keep it greedy.

2158
02:02:17,460 --> 02:02:18,540
Don't know what that means.

2159
02:02:18,680 --> 02:02:22,000
But greetings is a positive kind of vibe, I suppose.

2160
02:02:22,140 --> 02:02:22,940
So, keep it greedy.

2161
02:02:24,400 --> 02:02:25,320
All the best.

2162
02:02:25,660 --> 02:02:26,260
See you later.

2163
02:02:27,220 --> 02:02:28,020
Smell you later.

2164
02:02:28,480 --> 02:02:29,000
Good luck.

2165
02:02:29,740 --> 02:02:30,280
Bye-bye.

2166
02:02:30,600 --> 02:02:33,000
Welcome back here to the highlights of the GP in Mexico.

2167
02:02:33,140 --> 02:02:34,360
It's a 596-9-5-0.

2168
02:02:34,540 --> 02:02:35,100
And look at this.

2169
02:02:35,340 --> 02:02:37,260
Daniel Riccardo in the Red O's just come.

2170
02:02:37,380 --> 02:02:37,980
Bobo.

2171
02:02:38,300 --> 02:02:39,620
Into the grass spiel.

2172
02:02:39,940 --> 02:02:41,720
Right into a Rolex Timebender.

2173
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:44,160
Whether or not he can get back on the track with anyone's guests.

2174
02:02:44,160 --> 02:02:44,880
But he does.

2175
02:02:45,080 --> 02:02:47,920
Coolly, calmly, swiftly, and effectively in front of Perez.

2176
02:02:48,300 --> 02:02:49,500
Perez goes by him though afterwards.

2177
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:50,080
Look at this.

2178
02:02:50,140 --> 02:02:50,700
The onboard.

2179
02:02:50,700 --> 02:02:53,100
It was a real fucking right-hand spook burglar.

2180
02:02:53,100 --> 02:02:54,980
Which has turned his left tire.

2181
02:02:54,980 --> 02:02:55,880
His right tire.

2182
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:56,660
I beg your pardon.

2183
02:02:57,020 --> 02:02:58,560
Into a spoon.

2184
02:02:59,260 --> 02:02:59,900
Look at this.

2185
02:02:59,900 --> 02:02:59,900
And look at this.

2186
02:02:59,900 --> 02:03:01,200
On board with the Toro Rosso.

2187
02:03:01,300 --> 02:03:05,280
Now, Danny Keat just sends Hulk and Berg into a spinny spookler.

2188
02:03:05,540 --> 02:03:06,600
Quick look at the replay.

2189
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:08,600
Suggests there was some dirty touching going on.

2190
02:03:08,640 --> 02:03:11,480
And a real back-arse believer into the mainframe.

2191
02:03:12,100 --> 02:03:14,160
Who knows what became of him after that.

2192
02:03:14,420 --> 02:03:16,360
Some say he's still alive.

2193
02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,660
Lewis Hamilton finishes this race though.

2194
02:03:18,660 --> 02:03:20,520
As the champ he is and knows he is.

2195
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:21,880
Well done, Lewdog.

2196
02:03:22,440 --> 02:03:24,580
We're about to crack open the goose back in the pitch hack, bud.

2197
02:03:24,640 --> 02:03:25,880
Get ready to levitate.

2198
02:03:26,260 --> 02:03:26,500
Woo.

2199
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:27,440
Yeah.

2200
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:28,960
Go on, Lewdog.

2201
02:03:29,060 --> 02:03:30,460
Give it to the Mexicans.

2202
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,360
Lewdog.

2203
02:03:32,840 --> 02:03:33,840
Loopy Lewdog.

2204
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:35,380
Won the race, yeah.

2205
02:03:36,020 --> 02:03:37,180
The race in Mexico.

2206
02:03:37,540 --> 02:03:38,680
And the human race.

2207
02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:40,540
He's won that race as well.

2208
02:03:40,620 --> 02:03:41,500
Out in Mexico.

2209
02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:43,860
With the lads of total carnage.

2210
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:44,880
Yeah, Lewdog.

2211
02:03:45,320 --> 02:03:46,280
Loopy Lewdog.

2212
02:03:46,780 --> 02:03:47,660
Big sombrero.

2213
02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:49,120
Gang signs.

2214
02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:51,040
Cultural appropriation, yeah.

2215
02:03:51,480 --> 02:03:52,680
Lovely Mexicans.

2216
02:03:53,120 --> 02:03:54,320
Mexican gangs.

2217
02:03:54,700 --> 02:03:56,120
Yeah, Mexican cartel.

2218
02:03:56,220 --> 02:03:57,220
Fucking Sinelita.

2219
02:03:57,840 --> 02:03:58,900
El Chapo, yeah.

2220
02:03:59,300 --> 02:04:00,540
I'm afraid-o, yeah.

2221
02:04:00,880 --> 02:04:01,900
That's all we got.

2222
02:04:02,060 --> 02:04:04,240
Time for, time for watching on Network 2.

2223
02:04:13,420 --> 02:04:40,620
Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes.

2224
02:04:40,620 --> 02:04:50,420
Oh yeah, the city is over, the city is over.

2225
02:04:50,420 --> 02:04:53,920
Okay Ro, come on.

2226
02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:55,840
Bring her down baby, bring her down.

2227
02:04:55,840 --> 02:05:00,580
You're not gonna fit inside that thing.

2228
02:05:00,580 --> 02:05:04,840
Bring it down Ro Ro.

2229
02:05:04,840 --> 02:05:08,020
Turn the afterburners off Ro Ro.

2230
02:05:08,020 --> 02:05:10,180
That's it baby.

2231
02:05:10,180 --> 02:05:15,400
I don't think there's enough space for you Ro.

2232
02:05:15,400 --> 02:05:17,600
What are you doing?

2233
02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:19,060
Why are you backing up?

2234
02:05:19,060 --> 02:05:23,180
I don't think you're gonna fit Ro, I don't think you should go for it.

2235
02:05:23,180 --> 02:05:25,180
Ro Ro!

2236
02:05:25,180 --> 02:05:36,160
No! No, no, no! No!

2237
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:51,740
Coming soon to TV3, now known as Virgin Media 1, the Johnny Ronan NCT fiasco extravaganza, featuring Connor Williams. Bring on the pain.

2238
02:05:51,740 --> 02:05:52,760
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