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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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How's it going guys?

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Connor Williams here.

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Just bringing you the latest on the Zurich pension plan situation, which is relative to your situation.

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I'm not sure.

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With many pensions options on the market, making the right choice can be confusing and complicated as well.

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So that's why we're here to help you choose.

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Time is ticking.

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You gotta keep your eye on the clock because it's slipping by really fast.

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And before you know it, you're gonna be wanting the Zurich life.

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And the Zurich life can only happen if you make the Zurich life happen yourself.

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Get on down to your local Zurich broker or even Zurich enthusiast.

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I have a good few friends of mine who are just big into the Zurich scene at the moment.

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They're going to Zurich.

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They're, you know, dreaming about Zurich.

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They're making music based around the city of Zurich.

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And they feel great about it.

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They really do.

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They're on another plane.

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They're on another plane entirely.

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What can I say?

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It's just an amazing concept, Zurich.

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The fact that they would help you to have a better life means so much more than anything else in the world.

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They could even be more used to you than people.

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But Zurich are people.

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What is Zurich?

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What are people?

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People are Zurich.

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People are Zurich.

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That's for sure.

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There's a lot of evidence to support that.

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A lot of evidence to suggest that.

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I think Zurich are people too, equally.

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Let me know what you think yourself.

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What's your personal status?

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Are you fiscally robust?

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Are there any cracks in the surface of the walls there?

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Do the gables need cleaning out because of the leakage of the leaves in the winter?

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Making the house damp.

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Have you checked the foundations?

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Is there any Japanese knotweed around your fiscal house?

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If so, you might have to knock the fucking building.

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The structure.

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It's not nice, but it happens.

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It happens out there.

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And when it does, you don't do it again.

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Zurichtip.ie

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Polo boys.

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Thank you very much.

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Well, Connor.

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Lushing cans of linden in Glissant.

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Tell Daniel Gallagher.

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He's a nama knob jockey.

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Do you know what?

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I bloody well won't.

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Because Dan Gall is a fantastic guy.

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An all-around Zurich head.

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And I won't say that about him.

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But thanks very much for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

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Quick look at the bloomers.

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The Dow Jones is having an absolute shit stinker of a day.

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It's down 131.

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Don't even talk to me about the S&P 500.

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It's absolutely cruise-boogled at this stage of the game.

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The NASDAQ.

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It's usually robust.

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It's usually robust.

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But it's like a wet Wednesday afternoon.

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Today it's going downhill rapid fast.

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Mexico has cut its key rate for the fifth time.

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And it's flagging its economic weakness.

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So, if you're going to Mexico...

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If you're doing business with the Mexicans this weekend, keep that in mind.

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I haven't met any Mexicans recently myself.

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There was a guy, Gonzalez, on the track last week.

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I think I sent him back into the Bronze Age.

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He was meant to come up to the Silver Room.

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Or even go to the Gold Bullion Boys.

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But I took gold.

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And, yeah.

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What can I say?

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Gonzalez.

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We'll see you later, man.

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Big shout-out to everyone out there who's watching.

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Everyone out in the chat.

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Thanks very much for chipping in and tuning in.

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And giving your two cents in the chat box.

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The chat box, Aldo.

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It means a lot.

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It's great to be here.

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Getting gold trophies.

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Getting them for you.

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And me as well.

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But mostly for you.

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And me.

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What's this guy saying here?

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He's doing a lot of pointing.

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What the hell is going on there?

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no.

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Who's going to drive you home?

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Honey, please.

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I'll do the driving.

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Drive home.

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Excuse me.

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I want to drive.

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Just drive.

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Sing it.

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Bring it.

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Just drive, baby.

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Just drive me crazy.

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I don't know what Bloomberg are doing.

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They want to get their act together.

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I've just unmuted their video.

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I took the time to unmute their video.

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And it's just a load of adverse noise.

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Britney Spears, you drive me crazy or something.

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It is time for the drive to the blows.

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Jim Lowell back with us.

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Chief Investment Officer for Advisor Investments.

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Looking after more than $5 billion.

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These guys are good.

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They're fluid.

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I like their...

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They've got a great presentorial style.

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They're fluid.

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They remind me of Yates in his heyday, in his Yates day.

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Back when he was juggling all sorts of politics, business, live radio, appearances after dinners.

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It was when Yates was just an absolute powerball of a man.

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Not to say he hasn't got it in him now, but I mean, took a knock there.

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The end of the Tiger.

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Celtic Tiger nights.

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Celtic Tiger dreams.

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And he's getting back up off the horse now.

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And he's hitting a new stride.

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He's hitting a new stride.

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Because he's on News Talk, Premier Sports, TV3, Virgin Media 3, whatever you want to call that.

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He's there.

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He's doing columns left, right and centre.

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He's a polymath.

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Anaconda G, thank you very much.

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Turn these guys off.

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Coronavirus.

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It's pretty bad.

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It's getting bad.

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It's getting badder.

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There was a ship full of Japanese people that were quarantined today.

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Six o'clock.

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And they're still out there.

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Those bad boys are still out there.

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Let's see.

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I wonder if they are.

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Let's have a look.

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Japanese bad boys.

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Have a look.

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Japan ship.

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Japan ship.

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Quarantine.

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Search.

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Some people have been allowed to leave.

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We're learning today too about 44 new cases of the new illness on board the Diamond Princess.

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The Diamond Princess, no less.

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I was there myself a few months ago.

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We did a helicopter launch pad party with the Pelicopter.

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Sam Peli all the way, baby.

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Courtesy of Sandico Lavin.

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And his good buddy, Sandico Linnan.

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Who is a financier.

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A good friend of mine.

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He's actually second cousins with Zonad.

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But Sandico, he was running the ship.

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Basically running the ship.

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Still under quarantine in Yokohama, Japan.

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Yokohama.

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51 Canadians are passengers.

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Eight are off the ship, though.

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Being treated in Japanese hospitals because they have tested...

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Lithuanian Vida.

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Thank you very much.

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Livin' la Lithuan...

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Livin' la Lithuanian Vida.

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Loka.

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Livin' la...

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Livin' la...

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Livin' la...

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Livin' la...

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Livin'us.

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Vilnius.

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Livin' la Lithuanian Vida.

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It's a consular official from Canada who tells them details are being...

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Thanks very much.

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For an onshore quarantine facility.

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So, as a relancer for the reason we tell us in more detail, Japanese officials are planning to do that.

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Keep yourself safe and quarantined.

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Some people will be allowed to disembark as early as tomorrow, but key kind of thing to remember...

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Or any further information on these new Japanese-style princess cruises, individual bathrooms...

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Is there a dip, Donald?

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No.

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Mary Lou McDonald, thanks.

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We'll leave the cruise ship there because it could be a bit of a down ball.

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Especially if they get Corona'd out of it, like...

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We don't want a down ball on the show.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Mary Lou, thank you.

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Just put pen to paper on a new pension plan from Zurich.

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That's great to hear, Mary Lou.

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And congratulations on winning the election, even though you're going to have to power share.

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What a night it was during the election last week.

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We're at the Miles Dungeon.

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I've got too many tales to tell, to be honest.

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I don't know if we're going to get out of here alive.

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But it was a fantastic night.

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Didn't stop.

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Didn't stop.

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It only stopped about three days ago.

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Absolute fucking session of the legends.

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Miles Dungeon, as you know, is at the end of Adelaide Road where it meets Leeson Street.

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Just the old public toilets there that have been transformed.

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An underground base was excavated and built in a Russian kind of style.

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Yeah, you won't know because you've probably never been in there.

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And it's this very strict door policy as well.

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Everybody who turns up, we don't let them in.

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They only get let in based on a means test.

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They're means tested at the door.

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Sounds a little bit dry, but it's worth it.

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Because you know that you're mingling with the premium creme de la creme clientele of the big wide world.

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Bit of a shake up in the goose garage today.

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We went mental and flipped out the cash down at the Renault dealership.

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We changed that car.

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And it's a lovely little Clio V6.

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And it's got some impressive craftsmanship.

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Sandico Lanan landed the plane and it came off the plane about two hours ago.

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And here are some shots of Sandico just driving around Paris.

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This was just him earlier on as he landed and dispatched out of the plane like Thunderbird 4.

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Which was the underwater propulsion unit which came out of Thunderbird 2.

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ZurichTip.ie

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Mama Duck, thanks so much.

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Have you gone to Mercedes yet?

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Why not?

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I thought you had that wrapped up.

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No, I'll let them know.

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I'll let them know tomorrow, okay?

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But don't let it.

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Don't let it.

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Leave it any longer than tomorrow evening.

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Because they'll think that you're messing around, okay?

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I highly rated your clientele to them.

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Your clientship.

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ZurichTip.ie

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Polo boys, thank you very much again.

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Sandico did the.

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Did the business.

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And delivered.

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Big time.

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Big time.

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Big time.

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Big time.

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Why?

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Because I told them the next stage of the GT League.

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After a solid gold run through last week.

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Was in fact the Clio Cup.

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Don't know if you were here last week.

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We got gold.

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One.

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Race two.

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Race three.

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Race four.

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Race five.

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00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,180
Six.

270
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:15,240
Seven golds.

271
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,280
In the GTI.

272
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,960
It was a great night.

273
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:20,960
Great bit of hustle.

274
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,220
Great bit of hustle.

275
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,000
And now it's on to the Clio Cup.

276
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,180
No maximum power restriction.

277
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:28,180
Minimum weight.

278
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,840
You can have any weight of the car.

279
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,460
It's grand.

280
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,460
Let's get on that track.

281
00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,480
I've just been dying to get on the track all week to be honest.

282
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,140
After the election come down.

283
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,560
It's been a real hard week.

284
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,420
Not hitting the fucking tarmac.

285
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,300
I couldn't.

286
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,120
Four days.

287
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:51,800
And I still wasn't right.

288
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,580
If I was pulled or stopped.

289
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,000
If anything was detected.

290
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:56,960
I would have been off the road.

291
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,500
There would have been no more drive time.

292
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,740
Bohemian Grove.

293
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,800
Thank you very much.

294
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,160
Thanks for the invite to Bohemian Grove.

295
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:10,040
Big shout out to all the Bohemian Groovers out there.

296
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:12,940
We'll see you there.

297
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:16,660
We'll see you at the initiation ceremony.

298
00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,600
ZurichTip.ie

299
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,940
Ginger Moncus.

300
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,300
Thank you very much Ginger Moncus.

301
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,640
That's very kind of you.

302
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,680
Hope you're doing well.

303
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,100
So let's take the Clio Cup guys.

304
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,760
Into the trophy track.

305
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,500
It's an absolute raceway extreme BB gun extravaganza.

306
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,680
I actually raced this back in the day with Paul Gogarty.

307
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,380
Big shout out to you.

308
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,880
Thanks very much for the tip Paul.

309
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,560
I knew you'd tip as soon as you saw the track.

310
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,760
You're an absolute madman for the deputy stag bag.

311
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:58,920
And what we're going to do now is get on the track.

312
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,580
1.4 miles.

313
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,460
15 to 10 ratio.

314
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,720
The Brian Cowan guys.

315
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,860
Thanks very much Brian Cowan guys.

316
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:08,560
Guys.

317
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,280
F you celebrity banished door.

318
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,180
Says Paul.

319
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,240
Gogarty.

320
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,740
Is Paul Gogarty.

321
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,700
Are you still rocking the greens?

322
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,060
Are you still rocking the main stage for the greens Paul?

323
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,920
Maybe you can let me know in the chat there.

324
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,700
I'm not sure.

325
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,280
Thanks very much.

326
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:31,700
T22 BC.

327
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:32,860
Long time no see.

328
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:33,800
Hope you're doing well.

329
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,840
I hope you're doing well bud.

330
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,960
Let's do this.

331
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,060
Let's do this for Mercedes.

332
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,180
For Zurich.

333
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,560
Zurich tip.ie.

334
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:49,360
For the poor lad who had his CBD taken away by the guards.

335
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:52,540
This is for you.

336
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,500
Great to see you again man.

337
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,020
Loving the slick goatee.

338
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:57,620
You're growing.

339
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,600
Still in the hospital but once again.

340
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,160
I'm not in work so I'm happy.

341
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:04,760
Thanks very much.

342
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,360
And thanks very much for the vote of confidence as well.

343
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,220
Mr. Tato.

344
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,440
Cheers bud.

345
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,680
Thanks for the vote of confidence on this.

346
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,000
Just started.

347
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,040
It just started this about three days ago.

348
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,240
And it's working its way out of there.

349
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:25,760
It's in the Sean Long stage at the moment.

350
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,840
But it's getting there.

351
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,320
It's going to be an absolute amazing goatee.

352
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,860
And you're all invited to it.

353
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,700
The grand opening of my goatee.

354
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,240
Which will be coming up next Tuesday weekday.

355
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:41,880
Fortnite.

356
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,580
I'll send out the invites later on.

357
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,700
Let's get gold.

358
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,020
Let's stop talking.

359
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,640
Stop chewing the fad and get gold.

360
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,560
IvanCooper.ie.

361
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,540
Thanks so much.

362
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:57,780
CBD.

363
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,040
The guards took your CBD.

364
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,840
This really pisses me off every time I see that.

365
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,160
You know.

366
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,340
Tell them I told...

367
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,800
Zurich Tip.

368
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,580
Tell them I told them to give you it back.

369
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,660
Tell them I told you that I said it was sound.

370
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:14,620
Tinza Lilt.

371
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,460
Thanks very much.

372
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,600
We're going to cock it up with the cockpit today.

373
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,600
Really give ourselves a sense of immersion.

374
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,180
Johnny Headbanger.

375
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,780
Thanks very much for the immersion.

376
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,100
The immersion money.

377
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,280
It's going to help immerse ourselves into the Headbanger's ball.

378
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,540
Down to third we go.

379
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,780
Telling us to break.

380
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,720
But we'll ignore that break indicator.

381
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:47,420
Why?

382
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:52,480
Because we've driven enough times to know that they're blowing shite.

383
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,100
Polo boys.

384
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,720
Thanks very much for that.

385
00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,000
I hope that you're doing well and that you're not crashing into the side barrier.

386
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,220
I was trying to read out the donation on your screen.

387
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,700
If you have a screen in front of you and donations are coming up.

388
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,400
But thanks very much for that.

389
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,900
Zurich Tip.

390
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:10,940
Dot IE.

391
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,460
Zurich CEO.

392
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,220
Anthony Brennan.

393
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,360
King of the Stream 2019.

394
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,480
Dot IE.

395
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,980
Thanks very much.

396
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:29,980
Anthony Brennan.

397
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,620
No relation to Aaron Brennan.

398
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,480
Quarantine ship eyes.

399
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,640
Thank you very much.

400
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,800
I think I just christened Anthony Brennan as King of the Stream 2019.

401
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,780
It was a mishap.

402
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:45,960
I apologise.

403
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,200
I take it back.

404
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,720
Aaron if you're watching.

405
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,000
That's never going to go away.

406
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:51,940
Zurich Tip.

407
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:52,940
Dot IE.

408
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,060
Belvo Crew.

409
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,160
Thank you very much.

410
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,800
Thank you so much.

411
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,840
Connor Williams already in first place here.

412
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,340
Cream of the crop.

413
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,880
Taking out all the commercialised drivers.

414
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,580
We've got a British upstart.

415
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,880
O'Meero Moran.

416
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,600
Which is an Irish surname.

417
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,460
And I don't know where the first name comes from.

418
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,200
O'Meero.

419
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:30,560
But I do know that Samantha Mamba's brother was called O'Meero.

420
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,360
Or O'Meara.

421
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,560
And below him then there's M. Bean.

422
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,760
If you look up there you can see the names.

423
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,380
And it's a British guy as well.

424
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,160
It can only mean it's Mr. Bean.

425
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,580
In third place.

426
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,000
Driving a Clio.

427
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,460
He must have sold the Mini Cooper.

428
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,160
Probably made an arm and a leg off it.

429
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,080
On eBay.

430
00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,880
God knows there's a whole army of bean heads out there.

431
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,640
Who just wanted to slip inside the eye of his mind pipe.

432
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,560
Get inside.

433
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,520
Get behind that miniature Cooper wheel.

434
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,400
And basically just bean it up.

435
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,040
Bean it up Scotty.

436
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,940
Pedalcom today sponsored by Yokohama Tires.

437
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,520
Thanks to all the cats out there in Yokohama.

438
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,180
Keep yourselves safe and indoors guys.

439
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:41,980
The coronavirus is spreading like wildfire tonight.

440
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,120
Especially around Yokohama.

441
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,620
There is the Princess Queenie.

442
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:47,720
A yacht.

443
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,960
Luxury yacht.

444
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,560
There's a good few Canadians on it.

445
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,680
All manner of foreigners.

446
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,820
And upper middle classes.

447
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,480
And just.

448
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,980
And the middle classes as well you know.

449
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,360
Going on yacht cruises.

450
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:10,240
Bad dose of the coronavirus on that ship at the moment.

451
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,140
We don't know.

452
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,860
It's still a developing story.

453
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,780
We're getting this.

454
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,060
As and when it comes through.

455
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,760
But all we know.

456
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:18,540
For sure.

457
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,320
And for certain.

458
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,080
Is that coronavirus or not.

459
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,820
Gold trophies are being thrown at me.

460
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,340
So much so.

461
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,740
I've had to build a gold trove bunker.

462
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,580
Which I retreat to.

463
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,540
Every now and again.

464
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,420
When success becomes too much.

465
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,180
I have to just shield myself.

466
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,560
From the bullying.

467
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,100
I'm actually being bullied.

468
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,720
By King Midas.

469
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:50,520
The ancient fucking mythological gold toucher.

470
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,540
The original gold finger.

471
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:54,420
He used to go.

472
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,840
Whatever he'd go and fucking wag his finger.

473
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:57,840
I'd turn to gold.

474
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:58,940
And.

475
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,380
I actually was.

476
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,060
Sorting him out the last day.

477
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,180
With a brand new Zurich pension plan.

478
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,740
I actually asked him.

479
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,140
Whether or not he wanted to bring me.

480
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,140
To his mythological world realm.

481
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,120
But he said that that wasn't possible.

482
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,520
I believe it's something to do with.

483
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,880
With transcending the physical boundaries.

484
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,160
Which tie us to.

485
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,220
Terra firma.

486
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,400
Mother earth.

487
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,800
At least that's the way he put it.

488
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,840
I think that they just weren't ready for another.

489
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:30,660
Legend.

490
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,000
Up there.

491
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,040
That's what I think.

492
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,340
And I'm not just talking about Connor Williams.

493
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,120
I'm talking about.

494
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,820
Conic the ledge hog.

495
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,600
The brand new.

496
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,400
Completely.

497
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,560
Re.

498
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,760
Figured.

499
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,360
Sonic the hedgehog face.

500
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:51,700
Okay.

501
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,820
Sega went back.

502
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,120
They fucked it up.

503
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,840
They went back.

504
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,800
They came up with the new faces in.

505
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,520
And it's me.

506
00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,520
It's Conic.

507
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:00,900
It's iconic.

508
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,140
It's not Sonic.

509
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,360
It's Conic for Connor.

510
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,340
And it's iconic.

511
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,880
And it's not a hedgehog.

512
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:06,920
He's a ledge hog.

513
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,420
Get your mind around that.

514
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,340
Get your mind around that.

515
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,460
And come back to me.

516
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:13,640
And then we'll talk.

517
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,640
Time passes quickly.

518
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:18,000
And you're about to receive your new S-Class.

519
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,960
A vehicle you can be proud of.

520
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,900
You can be proud of.

521
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,440
In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features.

522
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,340
And give you some operating hints.

523
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,320
Operating hints.

524
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,600
Nice bend.

525
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:37,960
A daily slice of state-enforced exercise.

526
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,340
Starts the day like every other.

527
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,100
Even if you are in quarantine.

528
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,660
The hips don't lie.

529
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,220
The Chinese have said F.U. to the flu.

530
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,400
And are dancing their way to health.

531
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,540
Many people are infected.

532
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,520
Men in space suits.

533
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,160
Much like the ones from E.T.

534
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,240
Did their own little business.

535
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,760
Dancing and jigging.

536
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,160
With a lot of other women.

537
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,060
A construction nightmare has recently been unveiled to the Chinese.

538
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,080
Not that they care much.

539
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,500
Their bags were packed.

540
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,080
Inside the hospital.

541
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,400
Boiler boobs and shit twizzlers.

542
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,000
Tried to tube and snip their way through whiteboards.

543
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,440
The World Health Organization.

544
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:17,900
Says that the snake.

545
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,160
Which they sent in at the beginning of the month.

546
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,420
Has been lost.

547
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,740
And that they presume it has been eaten.

548
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,920
By someone who is Chinese.

549
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:32,460
We believe that the snake that we sent to kill the virus was eaten.

550
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,980
It is known that a Chinese form of medicine is the snake.

551
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,740
So there you have the false story from the horse's mouth.

552
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:44,020
The snake that was sent in at the beginning of the month to kill the virus.

553
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:45,840
Was lost.

554
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,660
And has been eaten.

555
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,300
By a Chinese man.

556
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,300
Who is using it for an ancient Chinese medicine potion thing.

557
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,400
So that's a shame.

558
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,220
It's almost 6 o'clock.

559
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,640
Great bit of news.

560
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,780
Actually it's a sad bit of news there about the coronavirus.

561
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:05,980
But what can you do?

562
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,300
Hopefully it doesn't spread any further.

563
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:15,780
Because we do have the Fallon and Byrne mukbang extravaganza.

564
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,420
Which is going to be going on next Thursday.

565
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:21,680
In Ivy Gardens.

566
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:22,760
In the middle of winter.

567
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,920
It's going to be electric.

568
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,580
But now that the coronavirus is spreading like wildfire.

569
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,600
We might actually have to swerve that one.

570
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,560
It's a shame.

571
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,120
Matt Cooper has his own stand built.

572
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,060
Built it by hand he did.

573
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:39,780
It's rubbish.

574
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,080
Told him he should have just got someone to make it.

575
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,100
But he has to do everything himself.

576
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,960
That's the coop dog.

577
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,440
The mini Cooper.

578
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,660
Which I often call him.

579
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,660
digest with him.

580
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,600
Because I'm a little bit taller.

581
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:58,840
So...

582
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,260
The mini Cooper.

583
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:02,480
Trying to get in on Konzo's action.

584
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:06,020
He doesn't like it.

585
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,800
He doesn't like it.

586
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,100
God from F.

587
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,160
And thank you very much.

588
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,500
Appreciate that.

589
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,860
I hope you're getting on well bud.

590
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:18,860
I hope you're doing well.

591
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,080
Thank you very much.

592
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,740
Someone says coronavirus.zurich.ie.

593
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:29,760
It's a new site.

594
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,000
Has it been registered?

595
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,620
Is it...

596
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:31,620
Is it...

597
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:36,440
Is it a registered domain?

598
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,680
Conor Barrett.

599
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,040
Conor Barrett.

600
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,000
I just want to give a shout out to Conor Barrett's friend.

601
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,500
His name is Paddy.

602
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,300
Big shout out to Paddy.

603
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,740
The hard shoulder.

604
00:25:58,740 --> 00:25:58,780
The hard shoulder.

605
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,440
On Today FM.

606
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,160
Let's do this.

607
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:03,840
Race 2.

608
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,480
Just got to turn down the volume on my cans.

609
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,220
Aaron Flood.

610
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,600
Thank you very much for flooding me with your well wishes.

611
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,860
And kind hearted and generous tip.

612
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,060
Let's go into this Alsace village.

613
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,180
Feeling strong and hopeful.

614
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,200
That we're going to come away with a first time gold.

615
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,060
Everybody.

616
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,880
A first time gold.

617
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,620
Let's do this.

618
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,120
Let's do this.

619
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:52,720
Okay.

620
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,040
We're going to have to retry that again, guys.

621
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:56,740
Yerty.

622
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,780
Thank you very much.

623
00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,160
And Cleona Ro.

624
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,100
I owe you both a thank you.

625
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,780
Ro, Ro, Ro.

626
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,860
You both gently down the stream.

627
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,880
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.

628
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,720
This Renault Megane's getting creamed.

629
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,140
Noah, thank you very much for Noah's arc.

630
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,940
Big Zurich.

631
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,160
Well wishes to you.

632
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,720
And Grey Goose shout outs.

633
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,420
May the goose be gandered.

634
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,080
And your Zurich be finally laid out in front of you.

635
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,220
For afters.

636
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,600
For the pot rafters.

637
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,720
Wrong way down a one way street.

638
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:41,680
Thank you very much.

639
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,260
But, um.

640
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,020
There's a bit of.

641
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,120
Phillip Boucher.

642
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,400
Hayes was just.

643
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,720
He was doing a set there a couple of days ago.

644
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:58,500
But there was some new developments on a recent show he did where he kept on saying the words.

645
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,460
Creamed.

646
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,260
Gartha, thank you very much.

647
00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:02,140
Creamed.

648
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,060
Like that Megane got creamed there.

649
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,240
He just kept on saying.

650
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,680
Regarding Sinn Féin.

651
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,180
They're gonna get creamed.

652
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:10,920
Creamed.

653
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,880
They're gonna get creamed.

654
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:14,800
Creamed.

655
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,740
They're gonna get creamed.

656
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:18,680
Creamed.

657
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,600
They're gonna get creamed.

658
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,880
You may be wondering what that's about.

659
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,900
Stick with us.

660
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:26,220
And you'll find out later on.

661
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,520
Thank you very much for that.

662
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:28,000
Noah.

663
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:28,960
And Wrong Way.

664
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,380
And Agartha.

665
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:31,620
Agartha.

666
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,640
And T22BC.

667
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,240
And Three Skinner Dinner.

668
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,540
It's really kind of you.

669
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,800
Let's get the gold on.

670
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,600
Goldilocks.

671
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,820
And the three bears.

672
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,800
Thank you very much.

673
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,360
Skinner Dinner.

674
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,980
There'll be Goldilocks.

675
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:46,780
And the three bears.

676
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,720
Left on my head.

677
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:49,140
By the time I've got gold here.

678
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,340
Stress ball.

679
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,140
Stress a palooza.

680
00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:58,740
Really.

681
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,120
I have a hard time.

682
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:01,240
On Alsace Village.

683
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,680
Alsace Village.

684
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,600
Reverse track.

685
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,400
Ibiza boys.

686
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,240
Thank you very much.

687
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,120
The Alsace Village.

688
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,100
Reverse section.

689
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,260
It's a really deceptive.

690
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:13,140
Crest.

691
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:20,520
And if you're going in a low gear, you're just going to, it's going to be a spin Chester United.

692
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,400
Fuck you.

693
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,720
It's a tip.ie.

694
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,320
Thanks very much, Indian Head Bob.

695
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:41,420
The Indian Head Bob was always a strange thing in my mind because I thought that if that's meaning yes or a positive kind of thing,

696
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:48,180
then it kind of conflicts with our natural reaction for a negative is this in the West.

697
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:53,800
But in the East, they're doing a Bob movement, which is a confirmation.

698
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,360
It's a positive.

699
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:09,300
I just wonder why and how two sets of conflicting ideas and notions manifested themselves differently in physical expression.

700
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:16,420
That's another chat for a late night session down the Miles Dungeon.

701
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:17,560
Chill out room.

702
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,620
Low ambient tronic vibes.

703
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,980
Just, you know, you can chat.

704
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,700
You can while away a few hours.

705
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,620
There's nothing major.

706
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:34,240
If you do want to go back to the action, you can go back to the main hub, the main domain.

707
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:41,220
Here's me talking about the Miles Dungeon like you've all been.

708
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,960
Chances are you haven't.

709
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,720
Chances are you haven't.

710
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,140
But I mean, it could happen one day.

711
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,680
You've got to have hope.

712
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,520
Connor Williams, sixth place.

713
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,040
I have hope of finishing first.

714
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,460
But there's a Brazilian ahead of me here.

715
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,980
Johan Weber.

716
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:10,340
She's not very, it's not a Brazilian name in a traditional sense.

717
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:13,340
But they do hail from the Portuguese.

718
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:26,420
The Portuguese, another nation which really punched above its weight in terms of global domination.

719
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:27,820
The size of it.

720
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,900
It's a small man syndrome, you know.

721
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:36,320
These small countries back in the day, they got a bit of power and they were just fucking kicking off around the world.

722
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,440
The Portuguese.

723
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:43,880
The Teutonic fucking Prussian.

724
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,780
The Pruskies.

725
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:56,120
But they were weasley enough, as were the Brits, at just getting in the boats fucking off around the world and laying down the law there.

726
00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:58,740
Look at this.

727
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:02,360
It's an absolute disgusting turn into the Alsace.

728
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:05,060
The Alsace Springbok.

729
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,900
Sponsored by Papadopoulopoulos.ie.

730
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,280
Do you see number six there?

731
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,080
Percy Papadopoulopoulos.

732
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,880
In sixth place.

733
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,960
Now, it says he's Turkish.

734
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,200
Just goes to show you we're living, this is the 2020 era.

735
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,180
Names don't mean shit.

736
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,220
We've actually all, we've all moved around the globe.

737
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:32,100
There's no indication that your name is predominantly from a certain region.

738
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:33,840
Per se.

739
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,120
It's a global village.

740
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,360
Global society.

741
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,460
And we're living in it.

742
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,960
And you gotta get used to it.

743
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:50,440
I had this conversation with Sondaco, Philip Boucher-Hayes, and Mary Lou McDonald the other night.

744
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,880
We were all inside the chill-out room.

745
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,260
And there was a bit of election corps going on.

746
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,400
Fucking vote counts.

747
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,800
The Tally men were there doing a live set with the Tassel girls.

748
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:07,060
And there was like a big screen projector with all the vote counts going on and all over the country.

749
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:17,700
But yeah, the global village is what we were talking about.

750
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:19,800
You know, we were setting the world for rights.

751
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,480
Fixing the world's problems at 5 a.m.

752
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,320
Do you know?

753
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,580
The way it is.

754
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,540
The way it was meant to be.

755
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:36,480
There were a few people not agreeing, saying, you know, we need to keep things the way they are.

756
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:41,580
We need to re-establish, reignite the passion for old values and systems.

757
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:49,520
But I was saying, you know, it's like standing in front of a fucking tsunami with an umbrella.

758
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:55,200
The way you succeed and get ahead is, you know, you adapt.

759
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,400
It's like the chameleon.

760
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,400
Chameleon doesn't get killed because he adapts.

761
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:09,280
That's not to say change your colors when the fucking going gets tough.

762
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,900
Stick to your colors.

763
00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:14,560
Make sure the colors don't run.

764
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,180
Yeah?

765
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:17,680
AMG.

766
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:19,760
Zonad.

767
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Grey Goose.

768
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,620
All these brands, they all carry a unifying message.

769
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,660
That's one of just confidence and power.

770
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,040
And you need to carry that into your life.

771
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,760
And your outlook.

772
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,580
And you need to do a Williams on it like this.

773
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,520
Final lap.

774
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,200
You don't need to do this.

775
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,600
You really don't need to do this.

776
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:41,220
Sickening.

777
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,300
That fucking snake Suzuki.

778
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,040
The Japanese guy.

779
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,140
He got ahead of me there.

780
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:53,980
Charles Suzuki.

781
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,020
And then Charles Prince.

782
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:57,360
Ahead of him.

783
00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,040
Johan Weber.

784
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,740
Billy Gillett.

785
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,940
And then fucking Harold Burris.

786
00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:05,220
Up top there.

787
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:05,980
Got the gold.

788
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,860
That bastard fucking Burris.

789
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:10,860
He's going down.

790
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,540
We're going to get him.

791
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,240
We're going to get him.

792
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,060
We're going to get him good.

793
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,880
The wind noise has been reduced further.

794
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,440
And as a special safety feature,

795
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,760
the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

796
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,240
Clean that shit off the rear view now.

797
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,700
Or I'll have your job.

798
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,680
It's almost six o'clock.

799
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,200
How's it going guys?

800
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:36,580
Now it's time for our weekly feature.

801
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,860
Celtic Tiger Nights.

802
00:35:53,980 --> 00:36:00,620
So what we usually do is we look through the showbiz.ie archive.

803
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,020
From the height of the Celtic Tiger.

804
00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,680
Some would say that's 2005 and 2006.

805
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,900
And you'd be right.

806
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:11,980
But I kind of feel like I might want to go back a little bit deeper.

807
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,940
Maybe 2002 or 2003.

808
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,480
Let's have a look.

809
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:17,900
2002.

810
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,660
There could be something here which looks very, very Zurich.

811
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,480
It looks very Goose.

812
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,720
There's something here about Samantha Mamba.

813
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,420
Let's have a look.

814
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,440
Schumacher.

815
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,460
Showbiz Ireland Bash.

816
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,560
YouTube and Westlife clean up at Irish Awards.

817
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Let's have a look.

818
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,660
This is back before the pictures.

819
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,740
No wonder.

820
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,300
No pictures.

821
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,020
No sight.

822
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:06,440
I suppose before the proliferation of high speed bandwidth.

823
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,680
Broadband internet and such.

824
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:13,700
Even loading JPEGs was tough, you know.

825
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,680
So the site itself is just text based.

826
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,420
Let's have a look here and see.

827
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:27,740
We did see Colin Farrell's No Hassle at Tassel.

828
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,080
Guinness Wedding Day.

829
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,520
Ronan's VIP Swingers Club.

830
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:43,740
Okay.

831
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,040
Celtic Tiger Dreams, everyone.

832
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,820
Just as the Irish celebrity scene dries up with most stars heading to far and sandy shores on holidays.

833
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:59,780
Good old Ronan Keaton came to the rescue with a big bash at none other than the K Club.

834
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,980
Each year about this time.

835
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:05,920
Sorry, I read this here.

836
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:15,860
We smack our foreheads at Showbiz Ireland as it dawns on us again at the end of July, August.

837
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,960
A very quiet time for snapping celebrities.

838
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,040
As anyone with sense has headed abroad on a summer sojourn.

839
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:25,520
So they're repeating themselves yet again.

840
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:30,740
It's only the second paragraph, but it's basically the same thing that was said there.

841
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:34,200
And there we have Mikey Graham.

842
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:42,620
Lest we forget the annual migration again.

843
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:48,260
We reckon a guy pierced out a memento tattoo on the forearm reading anywhere but Ireland July and August.

844
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,880
Great bit of work.

845
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:52,080
It's a great joke and it really works.

846
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:58,000
Irregardless of the seemingly deserted VIP clubs, bars and hotels.

847
00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,500
We soldered on.

848
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:15,600
I mean, if the metaphor stretches that the night in itself was a piece of circuit board that they were trying to rewire or fix,

849
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:18,780
then soldering on would make sense, I suppose.

850
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,400
But, I mean, they didn't really make any effort to plant that into our heads before we went along,

851
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,240
so we can only imagine that they meant soldiered.

852
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,980
Ventured outside the capital as we heard pray tell.

853
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,960
We heard pray tell.

854
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,560
Of a group of well-known faces gathering at the K Club.

855
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,700
County Kildare, it's a great club.

856
00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:51,100
It's a fantastic, exuberant, exclusive, fully charged, hyper-realized golf club.

857
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,200
I can only recommend you go there once.

858
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,120
And once will be enough.

859
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,960
Because you'll never need to be told to go again.

860
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,320
Because you will be going again.

861
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:08,760
Because the one time that you did go there, you realize it was the place that I was telling you about.

862
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,880
And it's the K Club.

863
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,020
Peter Schmeichel's after you.

864
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:14,040
Yeah.

865
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,120
Yeah.

866
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,120
Yeah.

867
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,620
Yeah.

868
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,840
What would the K Club be in the location for the upcoming Ryder Cup?

869
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,060
We thought it was worth a swing by.

870
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:21,140
Forgive the pun.

871
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,040
All is forgiving showbiz.

872
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:23,620
Don't worry.

873
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,360
We'll solder on with the rest of your article.

874
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:36,220
And found Ronan Keating hosting a very nice little dinner party for a number of his close friends, family and familiar faces from the world of sport.

875
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,340
Jodie Kidd and Peter Schmeichel.

876
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,860
Is that Kasper Schmeichel's mother?

877
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,500
Did he get with Jodie Kidd?

878
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,380
Zurichtip.ie

879
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,340
Thank you very much.

880
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,400
Stream more, you goose.

881
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,220
Sorry, I'm going to take this off the screen here so I can see.

882
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:57,540
See what people are saying.

883
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,080
Thanks very much.

884
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:02,180
I'll pass on the message.

885
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,380
Zurichtip.ie

886
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:11,840
Thank you very much, Stardew.

887
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,660
Look, I haven't got the game.

888
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,380
I'm going to try and get a hold of it.

889
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,940
I will try and get a hold of it.

890
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,480
But this is Celtic Tiger Nights.

891
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:28,060
While it's Celtic Tiger Nights, what we need to do is play some Celtic Tiger tunes.

892
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:30,380
Zurichtip.ie

893
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:31,440
Let's have a look here.

894
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,380
Thank you very much for that.

895
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:34,980
Dirty hash.

896
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,500
2002.

897
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,080
2002.

898
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,440
2002.

899
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,180
Charts.

900
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,140
Top 40.

901
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:45,660
Top 40.

902
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,500
Zirach.ie.

903
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,500
Zirach.ie.

904
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,440
Sandra Joyce, thank you very much.

905
00:41:55,900 --> 00:42:00,020
So we've Nelly here featuring Kelly Rowland, Dilemma.

906
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,540
Song about her boo.

907
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,780
So I...

908
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,620
How weird is this?

909
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,180
Schmeichel and Jodie Kidd were...

910
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,700
I'm not kidding when I say Schmeichel was there.

911
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,980
Gemma OD, thanks very much.

912
00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:28,300
Oh, I forgot there was a shit bit at the beginning before the track kicked in.

913
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:30,780
Which was shit enough anyway, but here we go.

914
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:35,240
Thanks very much, Asher.

915
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,880
Okay, Mikey Graham from Boys Zone was there with his better half Karen.

916
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,000
Mikey was sporting a new beard.

917
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,500
A new shaved head, sorry.

918
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,140
And a goatee.

919
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:54,480
And looking very contented with his life post boy band.

920
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:59,820
Bobby Charlton there and Peter Schmeichel pulling a very funny face.

921
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,020
Hopefully he's not mocking the afflicted.

922
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:06,320
Wanted to cut through some bureaucratic red tape, says Farfurda.

923
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,160
Thank you very much.

924
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:12,440
We arranged to adopt 20 koala bears from Australia to loophole corporate taxes.

925
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,300
We outsourced and streamlined the logistics of transporting the bears.

926
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:16,800
We outsourced and streamlined the logistics of transporting the bears.

927
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,460
They all died in transport.

928
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,800
Technical gremlins.

929
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:22,920
Thank you very much.

930
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:23,640
Don't...

931
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,900
I was laughing at something else there.

932
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,300
I wasn't laughing at the transportation deaths.

933
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,800
Polo boys, thank you very much.

934
00:43:31,800 --> 00:44:00,800
Lanky Toff supermodel and racing car driver Jodie Kidd was also in attendance, leaving male guests looking slightly uncomfortable as she towered over them while posing for photos.

935
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:29,800
That wasn't until we shoved former Man U goalie Schmeichel into the frame and balanced things out. David O'Leary there, he would have been 2002. He would have just brought Leeds United to the semi-finals of the Champions League and things hadn't yet gone tits up for him.

936
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:36,800
The number of stars was a charitable one, as is par for the course with most Ronan Keaton photo opportunities.

937
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:47,800
There's Ian Botham, the English cricketer and Alan Lamb. Jesus, the star power, pure star power.

938
00:44:47,800 --> 00:45:04,640
power Ronnie Whelan, Catherine Whelan there amazing stuff great stuff great great stuff

939
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:17,540
happy to hear the great stuff yeah great great pictures great people and it was great Celtic

940
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:44,080
Tiger Knights. Thanks very much for that sorry about that wasn't meant to run again great tune there Celtic

941
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:54,080
Tiger Knights was actually made by my friend Sandico Lanan who is a great financier male model and just all-round

942
00:45:54,080 --> 00:46:01,840
polymath who made it through the hard times as I've told you before Sandico was born with a football for a head

943
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:11,840
leather stitch paneling all around but he didn't let that stop him from progressing in life and he's he's just

944
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:19,840
absolutely sending it out there in Milan Rome Tokyo New York and Dublin he comes back to Dublin when he can

945
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:28,800
and yeah just thanks so much Sandico there he is there absolute legend

946
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:36,960
um rocking the green suit and the green the green paneling as well really goes well with his face

947
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,840
what an absolute legend

948
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,840
top of the pops son top of the pops if you're watching

949
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,840
um

950
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:57,840
now let's go he actually Sandico was involved in the the Sonic the Hedgehog collab that we did with Heli Hansen

951
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:07,840
which was another great situation I told you about last week if you don't know make sure you know uh Heli Hedgehog it's coming your way soon

952
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:15,840
enough you need to have that shit and be decked out and that stuff if you want to go far um that's the that's

953
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:24,880
the main piece it's a a sonic blue jacket with uh a zipper pocket there

954
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:37,520
there's there's a bit underneath it's like a a thermal shield underneath and um yeah well you're not going to be able to transform into the sandball like me but i mean

955
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:44,880
you can still look good rocking the rocking the hell rock the hell out of that Heli tell them i sent you

956
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:56,880
uh Sawnball use the word Sawnball to get a 20 discount at the Heli Hedgehog online pop-up store which hasn't popped up yet

957
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:02,640
but when it does then you can use it then you won't know when it pops up though

958
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:12,320
you just won't know it's just stupid it's a stupid business model but it works it works it works

959
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,960
because of capitalism

960
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:25,680
Liam Faherty thank you very much uh capitalism and and people's need to be ahead of the pack people's

961
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:32,400
needs and desires have the latest material possessions in their possession that's what drives the pop-up shop

962
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:37,680
that hasn't popped up yet nobody knows when it's going to pop up yet because there's people out there

963
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:43,680
hungry there's people out there who are tuned to their uh tunes yeah as we said if you like a

964
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:50,080
if you like christiano tune aldo or two i do myself there's also people that tune to their phones instagram

965
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:58,080
24 7. uh they're searching their own names they're on twitter facebook snapchat they're all they're

966
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:06,400
connected 24 7 social beasts they don't need education anymore they just have a phone with 15 apps on it and

967
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:13,360
they know when the heli hedgehog collab pop-up shop that hasn't popped up yet pop-up shop that will pop

968
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:19,440
up yet at some stage but we don't know when and we won't know they will know because why they were tuned

969
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:26,080
into the mainframe they had a hashtag they had 50 hashtags all searching for different things relative to that

970
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:37,200
one thing and they're on adderall they need sleep they're fucked but they are materially well endowed and

971
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:46,960
have have nothing else on the brain other than stuff cars good living fantasy worlds and just

972
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:54,400
all out Zurich pension plans it's it's a great world i've said it before and i'll say it again

973
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:03,040
it's a great world and we're all living in it almost six o'clock thank you very much for that uh liam

974
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:08,160
faherty connor i lost my project due for an assignment the last minute the night before

975
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:14,880
i should have zurek did up here's my last five until payday liam it's very kind of you thank you

976
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:23,600
very much for that no need for that there's no need for that kindness you're killing me with kindness um

977
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:31,760
far further thank you very much i continue uh far further with another development here on the technical

978
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:38,720
gremlins which resulted in the death of all the koala bears which they uh adopted which he adopted

979
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:47,360
from australia to loophole corporate taxes apparently he says that we went to greet the plane on the runway

980
00:50:48,080 --> 00:51:00,640
we believed we were saving the bears but inadvertently sealed them inside of a flying tomb without water food or air

981
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:06,720
we are now under investigation for gross negligence of wildlife

982
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:17,520
tech grams strike again you know just when you just when you think you're out of the

983
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:26,000
shit stinker another big ball of dung rolls downhill smacks off your head crumples into a world of

984
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:36,080
nightmarish shit pieces around you i can't say i uh i can't say i didn't warn you it's almost six o'clock

985
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:44,240
but thanks very much far further and hopefully you can you can rectify the situation if there's any more

986
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:51,840
uh developments on that story please let us know cam layton thanks so much hope you're keeping well bud

987
00:51:51,840 --> 00:52:03,760
it's very kind of you it's very very kind of you now let's do this cleo cup race three we skipped the alsachi

988
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:13,200
we skipped alsachi o'herley he's uh last race why because i just wanted to take a breather you don't

989
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:18,800
want to come last in the alsachi village o'herley only to be strapped back into your bucket seat with

990
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:25,280
your hand between your legs don't know why you'd be doing that and uh your your pedals tied up your pedal

991
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:31,200
feet are tied up we don't know what that would look like either presumably something like that even though my

992
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:36,800
legs aren't tied imagine someone has tied them up don't know who would i don't know who would i don't

993
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:42,560
know how they get in there don't know how they get down there but they did probably some gremlin did that

994
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:50,880
that's i don't want that to happen again i don't want to go on alsachi village early and come last

995
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,440
dylan schleith thank you very much dylan schleith an anguished panda

996
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:03,520
fuck me man this is going absolutely tits up sorry sorry about that

997
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:14,480
right let's do it mr beast thank you very much for your beastly tip it's very kind it's very courteous

998
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,120
it's very forthright and it's totally appreciated

999
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:30,400
and thanks everyone for joining us today on mercedes pellegrino drive time with me connor williams

1000
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,360
uh mercedes extraordinaire

1001
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,800
racing aficionado

1002
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:47,840
former senior sales executive mercedes ireland i won top senior sales executive three times in a row three

1003
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:56,240
years in a row your tip dot grid range 741 thank you very much bud i'm going right off the grid again

1004
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,000
grid com

1005
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,440
look things just

1006
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,600
sometimes take a little bit of getting used to

1007
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:16,400
not to say that we're uh we're gonna this one up far from it but i'm in 11th place at the moment

1008
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:26,080
behind that absolute snake daniel matsuda fuck you matsuda sorry for the most unparliamentary language

1009
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:36,080
f you too tianen lopez the peruvian dream box i just outpaced fields who's gone back oh oh man

1010
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:45,760
don't know what's going on guys technical technical grammar lotto's i apologize and i'm gonna get back on

1011
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:54,320
on the on the job right away no more restarts this is where thing kicks off this is where thing kicks off big

1012
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:54,720
style

1013
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:08,320
okay come on cons you've got it yeah baby you've got it you're my connor you're my williams your face is on

1014
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:19,520
the bonnet my face is on the bonnet great tune a great tune and a fantastic a bit of lyricism too

1015
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:33,200
the tunes contact light by harrison bdp get on that stuff if you haven't got on it get on it if you're not on

1016
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,480
it why why they cry

1017
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,160
mary lou mcdonald ahead of us here in the shin fein mobile

1018
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:52,160
i saw tommy schlug the other night he said that uh mary lou mcdonald has her own bus now it's called the

1019
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:59,760
shin urbago she goes around just picking up sympathizers and dropping them off and then picking up new people

1020
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:04,080
and then picking up new people too it's a great way to meet the electorate and one which you should have

1021
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:10,560
really done during the uh the actual election itself although saying that they they really didn't need to

1022
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:20,400
um the cat's out of the bag the shin dogs are in the are out the are out the trap and they're running

1023
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:25,280
they're running and they've got they they can taste the blood they can taste the meat

1024
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,080
you know

1025
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:37,280
it was a fantastic set the other night the miles dungeon election night into the election

1026
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:46,000
sunday into election monday into election tuesday wound it up yesterday when i was arrested

1027
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:53,120
down at stephens green uh just on the junction there next to the unitarian church

1028
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:03,760
where the lewis junction is there the daniel day um i had lost all manner

1029
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:15,360
of uh mental power and i was found dancing inside the goose mobile which is a gray goose

1030
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:24,240
pop-up goose shop which sells we use it to sell pop-up bottles of goose um at festivals in and around

1031
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:33,360
europe and music festivals uh formula one we were at monaco belongs to my friend zonad who's a great guy

1032
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:40,320
another polymath uh second cousin of sandaco linan he doesn't have a football for a face

1033
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:48,880
he's got quite the uh usual humanistic anatomical structure but he is being blessed with a fucking

1034
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:59,200
subatomic mindset when it comes to uh business deals and just good all around living he's a fallon and burn

1035
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:08,080
enthusiast. He spends most days in there just musing around the aisles, picking up bits of

1036
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:18,020
Fabergé eggs, fucking chocolate with bits of chili and salt in it. The Chili Salt Chocolate Daddy.

1037
00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:23,780
That's the name of his new band, which are going to be supporting Vulture Fund and their upcoming

1038
00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:31,540
tour. If you don't know about that, get on it, guys. We're playing the Sugarmans. We're playing the Work Club.

1039
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:41,240
We're playing Delans and the Roisin Cypress. It's going to be a real crispy pancake. And if you've got

1040
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:48,460
the Finders, put your Finders where your mouth is and get on down to these gigs because we're reshaping,

1041
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:56,060
reinventing and remodeling what music and sounds actually are. Sounds themselves have been reworked

1042
00:58:56,060 --> 00:59:03,400
and remodeled. A lot of work has gone into it. I don't need to bore you with the details. And

1043
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:12,700
also, I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you. The lore and the Bible. Do you know what I mean?

1044
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:26,600
Vulture Fund. We're fucking amazing. That's coming from me. And who would know Vulture Fund better

1045
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:33,660
than anyone else other than me? So you got to trust my word. And that's why tickets are $26.99,

1046
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:41,140
including booking fee, on ticketmaster.ie. You can get them now. You can get them while they're hot.

1047
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:47,280
Get them while they're hot. Don't go trying to sell them on Viagogo afterwards, okay?

1048
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:54,700
I'd rather you stood outside the gaff and fucking touted them.

1049
00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:02,220
But we actually made a brand new song the other day.

1050
01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:07,060
Oh, fucking hell.

1051
01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:11,400
Called Shin Bot 5000. Shinner Bot 5000.

1052
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:17,800
And then in closed brackets, take away the pain. Take away the pain. What's going on? Watch your game.

1053
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:22,160
Closed brackets. Should have opened the brackets instead of closing them at the beginning. But what can you do?

1054
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:26,800
Maybe we might leave that in. Another gold trove. Another one to the pile.

1055
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,380
Maybe I'm going to bring the trophy cabinet with me on tour.

1056
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,100
With Vulture Fund.

1057
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,760
Hotpress said that... Let me read that quote again.

1058
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Hotpress said that Vulture Fund...

1059
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:44,600
Take the recession. Sprinkle some no-compromising, deep, intrusive house.

1060
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,060
Add a dash of burial-inspired sound wave.

1061
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,580
Stick it in a pipe bomb and fuck it through the window of an unfinished housing development.

1062
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,620
The resulting sound? Vulture Fund.

1063
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:57,200
Absolute class.

1064
01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:01,260
Said someone on a blog.

1065
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,240
The Guardian said a triumph.

1066
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,260
For common sense.

1067
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,900
The Daily Mirror said absolute shite.

1068
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,900
And I disagree with that review.

1069
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,060
Someone said Vulture Cunt.

1070
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:30,220
Stick that review right up your arse.

1071
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,220
Disgusting language as well.

1072
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,140
To be...

1073
01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:36,980
Bandying around the place.

1074
01:01:37,340 --> 01:01:38,260
It's all about how the...

1075
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:39,980
To reduce fuel consumption further,

1076
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:44,160
an automatic cylinder shutdown system is available on the S500 model,

1077
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:48,120
which electronically disconnects four cylinders under partial load,

1078
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,340
and only reactivates these when more power is required,

1079
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,080
without your even noticing.

1080
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,520
Without your even noticing?

1081
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,040
What kind of school did you go to?

1082
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:06,960
It's a pumping powerhouse of a movie.

1083
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:09,920
An absolute fucking bollockbuster.

1084
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:14,200
A career-defining performance from the Adam Sandblaster.

1085
01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:16,820
Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster.

1086
01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:20,140
Who really shone like a fucking diamond himself.

1087
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,320
Be warned.

1088
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,660
It's an absolute anxiety train wreck.

1089
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:29,100
Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster.

1090
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,280
Sandblaster.

1091
01:02:32,860 --> 01:02:33,560
Sand...

1092
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,320
Sandstorm by Darude!

1093
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:38,320
Sandstorm by Darude!

1094
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:44,020
Felt like I'd slammed five Red Bulls after mainlining five liters of fucking Kenko.

1095
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:44,660
Classic.

1096
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:48,820
Blast the Sand, Blast the Sand, Blast the Sand, Blast the Sand, Blast the Sand, Blast the Sand.

1097
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,480
Anxiety-inducing.

1098
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,100
Ken Hom's hot walk.

1099
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,460
Ken Walk's fucking hot warm.

1100
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,740
Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster, Sandblaster.

1101
01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:02,460
Sandblaster.

1102
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,420
Sandko, Sandko.

1103
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:07,280
Don't ever die.

1104
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,680
Please don't die without me by your side.

1105
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:11,760
No!

1106
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,340
Yeah!

1107
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:13,440
No!

1108
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:18,340
Please don't die without me by your side.

1109
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,720
Uncut jammed with you.

1110
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:24,660
Please don't die without me by your side.

1111
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:28,320
Uncut jammed with you.

1112
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:31,940
Please don't die without me by your side.

1113
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:32,940
Uncut jammed with you.

1114
01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:45,520
Time passes quickly.

1115
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:51,880
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1116
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,100
Fill up the tank.

1117
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:54,260
Make it snappy.

1118
01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:55,500
Or I'll have your job.

1119
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,920
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1120
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:08,320
Big shout out to the Sandblaster there and the movie review of Uncut Gems, which if you haven't seen, get on it.

1121
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:09,420
It's fantastic.

1122
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:16,420
It's a pulsating, pumping powerhouse of a move.

1123
01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:18,540
A real picture.

1124
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:19,540
A great picture.

1125
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:24,660
I did principal photography on Uncut Gems myself.

1126
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,280
But I was sacked for the main shoot by the Safdies.

1127
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,700
The Safdie brothers who made it.

1128
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,580
I don't want to get into the fucking nitty gritty of it.

1129
01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:40,140
Alyoski, thank you very much for your kind hearted tip.

1130
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:41,920
Johnny Alyoski.

1131
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,300
An absolute whippersnapper on the wing.

1132
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:47,420
King of the wing.

1133
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,060
You bet your ass.

1134
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:52,580
Now.

1135
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,880
Stateside69, thank you very much.

1136
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,180
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1137
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,160
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1138
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,180
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1139
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:20,560
Notice the font for Celtic Tiger Nights there was not lined up properly.

1140
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:21,460
But here we are.

1141
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,320
Ivan, thank you very much.

1142
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,520
It's time for another Celtic Tiger Nights.

1143
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,360
Where we look at life during the Celtic Tiger.

1144
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,040
The head of years.

1145
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,600
Of the Celtic Tiger.

1146
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,280
With some Celtic Tiger tunage.

1147
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:42,720
Eminem.

1148
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,220
Justin Timberlake.

1149
01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:46,260
Cry me a river.

1150
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,820
Thank you very much for that.

1151
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,520
Tip there.

1152
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,820
Section 110.

1153
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,040
Thank you very much.

1154
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,860
Zurich Tip.

1155
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:58,800
Dean.

1156
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:00,960
Thanks very much, Dean.

1157
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,860
Showbiz Ireland.

1158
01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,480
Gary Lineker.

1159
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,640
Lanky Toph.

1160
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:12,500
Supermodel.

1161
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,900
Racing car driver.

1162
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,400
Anyway.

1163
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,480
New story.

1164
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:17,760
New story, please.

1165
01:06:18,260 --> 01:06:18,920
Zurich Tip.

1166
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:22,180
Zurich Dublin branch.

1167
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:23,220
Thank you very much.

1168
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:24,800
Jordan and Peter.

1169
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:26,460
Meet Enya.

1170
01:06:27,340 --> 01:06:28,280
No way.

1171
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:28,340
No way.

1172
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,280
Look at this, guys.

1173
01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:49,080
You couldn't have two people at more opposite ends of the showbiz spectrum than Katie Price.

1174
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,600
Also known as Jordan.

1175
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:51,660
And Enya.

1176
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:55,880
One loves her life through a lens while the other avoids it.

1177
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,380
Topless model, Katie Price.

1178
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,860
Better known as Jordan.

1179
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,380
Flew into Dublin last Friday and caused quite a stir.

1180
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:09,560
As photographers grapple to get a snap of her and her husband, Peter Andre.

1181
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,100
Cam Layton.

1182
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,140
Thank you very much.

1183
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,360
Dean McEntegars.

1184
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,320
Thank you very much.

1185
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,940
Sorry for murdering your name.

1186
01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:20,360
Sam.

1187
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,580
Thomas Flynn.

1188
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,340
Michael Smurfett.

1189
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,320
Thanks very much.

1190
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,680
Mr. Bev Bevan.

1191
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,960
Thank you very much as well.

1192
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,460
You're all too kind tonight.

1193
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,080
I hope you're getting on well.

1194
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:34,460
Yeah.

1195
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:37,540
Topless model.

1196
01:07:37,660 --> 01:07:38,160
We've seen it.

1197
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:43,200
She's having a bit of a kiss off there with the Andrex mask.

1198
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,420
The Andrex puppy himself.

1199
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,420
Peter Andrex.

1200
01:07:46,860 --> 01:07:47,320
Dean.

1201
01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:48,180
Thanks very much.

1202
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:49,960
Look who it is.

1203
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:52,840
As the pinup couple smooch for the cams.

1204
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:58,340
Strip club boss Peter Stringfellow landed at Dublin airport wearing a daffodil on his lapel.

1205
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,100
That's a nice touch.

1206
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,440
After still.

1207
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:06,880
Look at the style.

1208
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:10,440
Look at the style.

1209
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,000
VIP.

1210
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,440
Splinklifter.

1211
01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:15,580
Thank you very much.

1212
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,520
Cry him.

1213
01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:21,240
Cry these guys a river man.

1214
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:23,020
Fucking crimes against fashion.

1215
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,100
Fucking crimes against faces.

1216
01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:30,160
Mocha Choke a suede loafer.

1217
01:08:30,260 --> 01:08:31,220
Thank you very much.

1218
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,140
Very kind of you.

1219
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,600
Cry me a river.

1220
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:38,160
Can you shed some light on your upcoming loungewear clothing range launch.

1221
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:43,020
I'm absolutely gagging for some fine turtlenecks here at Konzo.

1222
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:43,900
Well.

1223
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,560
Lips are sealed at the moment on that one.

1224
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,080
Not even meant to be talking about it on stream.

1225
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:51,820
Myself.

1226
01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:53,060
Done stores.

1227
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:55,040
Cobra's ball bag.

1228
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,420
Thank you very much for the tip.

1229
01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:57,860
Cobra's ball bag.

1230
01:08:58,580 --> 01:08:58,580
And.

1231
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:01,060
Paul Costello.

1232
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:01,180
Paul Costello.

1233
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:06,020
We're in talks to do a fucking Connor Williams loungewear extravaganza.

1234
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,460
Epic con Zeranus Zuriconus.

1235
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:12,880
Thank you very much for that.

1236
01:09:12,980 --> 01:09:15,220
Such fine Latin you have as well.

1237
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,580
News just in.

1238
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,420
Sandico has been arrested for giving head in public.

1239
01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,040
I hope not.

1240
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,380
After settling in at the Westbury Hotel.

1241
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,520
Peter and Jordan made a quick change.

1242
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,740
And emerged wearing matching outfits.

1243
01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:35,940
And made their way to RTA to appear for the Late Late Show.

1244
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,040
The other Ivan.

1245
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,420
Thank you very much indeed.

1246
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:41,440
Get on to Zurich.

1247
01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:42,020
Rapid.

1248
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:42,420
Yeah.

1249
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:42,480
Yeah.

1250
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,440
There we have them.

1251
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,560
The two ballooners.

1252
01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:50,960
The sweet sweet mooners.

1253
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,160
You must have been on shroomers.

1254
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,160
To even think that was an acceptable attire.

1255
01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:01,780
But you live and you learn.

1256
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,120
Enya's intense.

1257
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,640
The intensity of Enya's Celtic tiger gaze.

1258
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:13,840
Had us wrapped inside Konzo's ball bag condominium space wing.

1259
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,380
But for once.

1260
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,320
Jordan wasn't the main attraction on the long running chat show.

1261
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,720
Reclusive singer Enya was also a guest.

1262
01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:24,280
And even treated the audience to one of her latest haunting melodies.

1263
01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:29,680
Entitled Enya's Lament 224896.

1264
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:34,840
Although Enya refused to be drawn on her love life.

1265
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,780
By the show's host Pa Kenny.

1266
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,640
We did notice that the shy star.

1267
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,180
Was wearing a large rock.

1268
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,820
On her engagement finger.

1269
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,820
Big rock there on the engagement finger.

1270
01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:49,640
Top Irish chef.

1271
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,300
Dickie Corrigan.

1272
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:53,520
Who runs some of the top restaurants in London.

1273
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:54,940
Was also on the show.

1274
01:10:56,140 --> 01:10:57,660
Urging us all to go organic.

1275
01:10:58,060 --> 01:10:59,080
Thanks for the tip.

1276
01:10:59,460 --> 01:10:59,820
Dick.

1277
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,940
The following morning.

1278
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,600
Jordan was back on the promo vibe.

1279
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:09,240
With her new hardback extravaganza piece.

1280
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,320
Entitled.

1281
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,960
Jordanian Dream Pipe.

1282
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,900
A Whole New World.

1283
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:16,780
In Eason's.

1284
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:20,960
It literally did have the words in Eason's on the book.

1285
01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,380
But she was asked to remove it.

1286
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:25,560
She looked bright and bushy tailed.

1287
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:29,640
Even though herself and Peter enjoyed a late night in L'Ecrevan.

1288
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:29,880
L'Ecrevan.

1289
01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:32,060
I was there myself.

1290
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:34,260
For the tasting menu.

1291
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:35,700
Taste off.

1292
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:37,840
A few years ago.

1293
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:38,900
I won.

1294
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,080
Everybody else lost.

1295
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,920
And some business deals were made.

1296
01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:44,800
Some food got out.

1297
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:46,480
And yeah.

1298
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:47,540
L'Ecrevan.

1299
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:48,400
L'Ecrevan.

1300
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,120
Whatever way you want to pronounce it.

1301
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,140
If you want to go French.

1302
01:11:51,380 --> 01:11:51,780
L'Ecrevan.

1303
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:52,720
If you want to stay.

1304
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:54,300
Anglicize it.

1305
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,600
The fucking snail.

1306
01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:57,360
The snail.

1307
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,660
That's what I call it.

1308
01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,980
I always call it that.

1309
01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:03,680
It's not the end of Celtic Tiger Nights yet.

1310
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,980
They enjoyed a great night.

1311
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,060
In the snail.

1312
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:10,300
Actually that's Les Cargo.

1313
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:11,180
What's L'Ecrevan?

1314
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:13,160
Is that the snail as well?

1315
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:13,440
Is it?

1316
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:17,880
Please.

1317
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,240
If there's any Frenchies in the audience there.

1318
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:20,540
Get.

1319
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:22,820
Get on to me.

1320
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:23,560
Get on to me.

1321
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:24,220
Rapid.

1322
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,540
What is this shit?

1323
01:12:28,660 --> 01:12:29,140
Guys.

1324
01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:32,400
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1325
01:12:32,740 --> 01:12:33,200
Sorry.

1326
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,020
We really need to get that sorted out.

1327
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,360
That Celtic Tiger Sting.

1328
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,280
It comes on at the most inappropriate time.

1329
01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:44,200
Where's the Tune Aldos?

1330
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:45,640
There we go.

1331
01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:49,180
So I think we're one trophy off a golden set.

1332
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:51,780
Five races.

1333
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,100
Could be two trophies actually.

1334
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,540
Welcome back guys to the stream.

1335
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,080
It's me Connor Williams.

1336
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,080
For C-Day's Pellegrino.

1337
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,840
Michael and the rest of the hunts out there.

1338
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,180
All the best.

1339
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,860
Thanks very much for your tip.

1340
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,560
The Cleo Cup.

1341
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:11,320
Race 4.

1342
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,900
We're in the Northern Isle Speedway.

1343
01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:15,500
Bahrain Boredom.

1344
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,520
10 lapper.

1345
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,740
Very easily done.

1346
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,220
We just keep in the same gear.

1347
01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:21,920
And just cruise.

1348
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:22,660
Put a brick.

1349
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,680
Put a brick down on the accelerator.

1350
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,240
And just chat.

1351
01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:28,660
It's a nice relaxing race.

1352
01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:29,600
It's fine.

1353
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,880
Thanks very much.

1354
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:33,600
Shin Felagrino.

1355
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,880
Thanks very much for that.

1356
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,180
That's very kind of you.

1357
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:39,280
I hope you're doing well.

1358
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:42,220
Far further too.

1359
01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:44,300
With some more updates on those koalas.

1360
01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:47,040
What do you do with 20 koala corpses?

1361
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:48,600
That was my task.

1362
01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:51,160
Salvage the meat for exotic sushi?

1363
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:52,340
Impossible.

1364
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:55,340
The death chamber had contaminated the lot.

1365
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:01,360
I settled on a respectful unnamed mass grave beside the Tetraboro airport.

1366
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:03,360
Tetrabor.

1367
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,000
Tetrabora.

1368
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,240
I don't know where that is.

1369
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:09,220
But it sounds like it was a grim situation.

1370
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,500
Thanks Johnston's wireless printer for that.

1371
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:13,060
It's very kind.

1372
01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:16,320
A mass grave beside the airport.

1373
01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:18,800
The local paper ran a slam piece.

1374
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:20,300
Fucking hell man.

1375
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,400
Sorry to hear about that.

1376
01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:22,820
Do it tip.ie.

1377
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:24,500
You can't just.

1378
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:25,080
You know.

1379
01:14:25,140 --> 01:14:27,620
You can't dispose of 20 koala corpses.

1380
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,300
Without the fucking gutter press.

1381
01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:30,660
Getting.

1382
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,420
Sticking their nose in.

1383
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,520
Trying to get involved.

1384
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:34,020
Trying to.

1385
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:35,900
Trying to make an ass out of you.

1386
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:39,160
Jess.

1387
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,440
Thanks very much Jess.

1388
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,920
Zero tip.ie.

1389
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,740
Big shout out to Jess.

1390
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:47,460
And Peter Andre.

1391
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:48,600
The Andrex puppy.

1392
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,100
Peter Andrex.

1393
01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:55,640
Why didn't that?

1394
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,320
I might get onto Andrex.

1395
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:58,560
Andrex.

1396
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,900
Peter Andrex.

1397
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:01,900
And Andrex.

1398
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:02,380
Andrex.

1399
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,040
I meant Andrex the giant.

1400
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:06,660
Just a fucking.

1401
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,820
A toilet roll.

1402
01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:10,660
That was massive man.

1403
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,820
It's a frightening thought.

1404
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:16,720
Yeah.

1405
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,720
It could happen you know.

1406
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,160
In.

1407
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:19,420
In.

1408
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:20,920
In some far out.

1409
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:21,860
Never region of.

1410
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,480
Someone's mind's eye.

1411
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:24,880
Meanwhile.

1412
01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:26,020
We're gonna win.

1413
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,360
Lisbon sweetheart.

1414
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:28,700
Thanks very much for that.

1415
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:28,700
Yeah.

1416
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:28,700
Yeah.

1417
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:36,660
Peter Andrex.

1418
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:40,400
It's a shame to see himself.

1419
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,400
In the Jordanian.

1420
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:42,180
Cream Piper.

1421
01:15:42,740 --> 01:15:44,120
Back in happier times.

1422
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,000
That was after.

1423
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:46,740
Eddie Jordan.

1424
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:47,820
Or she.

1425
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:49,200
She'd gone through the.

1426
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,180
The gristle mill.

1427
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:51,000
With Eddie Jordan.

1428
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,260
In.

1429
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:52,600
In his pitch shack.

1430
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:55,780
Having to rub shoulders.

1431
01:15:55,780 --> 01:15:56,600
With himself.

1432
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:58,520
Ralphie Shumi.

1433
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:00,140
Damon Hill.

1434
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:02,140
All those guys.

1435
01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:06,220
Zurich Pharma Psychedelics.

1436
01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:06,940
Thanks very much.

1437
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:07,700
And Jordan.

1438
01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:08,300
Peter.

1439
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,300
Jordan B.

1440
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:10,120
Peter Andre.

1441
01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:12,480
And your owl doll.

1442
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,560
And Jordan B.

1443
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,960
Peter Andre's owl doll.

1444
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,320
Yeah.

1445
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:26,120
And they.

1446
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,540
They actually cleaned out.

1447
01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:27,920
Laura.

1448
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:28,700
It's a shame.

1449
01:16:28,780 --> 01:16:28,980
As well.

1450
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:29,180
See.

1451
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:30,200
Laura.ie.

1452
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:30,780
Is gone.

1453
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:33,060
God.

1454
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:34,000
We're.

1455
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:36,240
We're.

1456
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:36,560
We.

1457
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:37,780
We were living in time.

1458
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:38,740
We didn't realize.

1459
01:16:38,740 --> 01:16:40,340
How good those times were.

1460
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:41,580
Till we look back.

1461
01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:44,040
At the pages of showbiz.ie.

1462
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,500
And you see what we had.

1463
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:46,440
Now you look around.

1464
01:16:46,580 --> 01:16:46,780
It's a.

1465
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:47,960
It's a bleak.

1466
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:49,560
It's a bleak.

1467
01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:50,800
Barren landscape.

1468
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:51,560
Out there.

1469
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,420
Guys.

1470
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,920
No one's.

1471
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:55,680
Mercy days.

1472
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,240
In it up.

1473
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,000
No one's.

1474
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:58,760
Got a Zurich.

1475
01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,700
Pension plan.

1476
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,020
No one's.

1477
01:17:02,060 --> 01:17:02,540
Going for.

1478
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:02,880
Fucking.

1479
01:17:03,260 --> 01:17:03,740
Precarious.

1480
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:04,580
Cliff climbs.

1481
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:05,560
Up the north face.

1482
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:06,140
Of the mighty.

1483
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:06,640
Iger.

1484
01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:09,040
Connor Williams.

1485
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:09,960
Is in first place.

1486
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:10,260
Yeah.

1487
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:10,520
But.

1488
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,940
What about the rest.

1489
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:12,640
Of you guys.

1490
01:17:16,060 --> 01:17:17,120
What are you doing.

1491
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:18,300
What's in.

1492
01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:19,180
What's in the pipeline.

1493
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:19,880
Is there anything.

1494
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:20,560
In the pipeline.

1495
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,180
Guys.

1496
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,960
Because.

1497
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:24,440
Myself.

1498
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:24,600
And.

1499
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:24,620
And.

1500
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:24,620
And.

1501
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,160
And.

1502
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:25,420
And.

1503
01:17:25,420 --> 01:17:25,420
And.

1504
01:17:25,420 --> 01:17:25,460
And.

1505
01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:25,500
And.

1506
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,620
Are thinking of making a brand new.

1507
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:28,840
Miles.

1508
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:29,780
Dungeon 2.

1509
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,360
In town.

1510
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,460
We're looking for premises at the moment.

1511
01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:36,100
If you have any tips on where we can.

1512
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:38,220
Where we can just go in there.

1513
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,200
And just.

1514
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:40,860
Fucking.

1515
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,980
Gentrify it up to the max.

1516
01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:53,480
myself and Sandico are the gentrificators of the universe.

1517
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:57,900
We're turning the universe into a cool fucking place to be

1518
01:17:57,900 --> 01:17:59,860
one gaff at a time.

1519
01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:02,940
One former tenement building at a time.

1520
01:18:04,740 --> 01:18:07,780
We're pricing out the inhabitants

1521
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:13,180
and we're putting in world-class food and beverage alternatives.

1522
01:18:13,180 --> 01:18:16,740
To the stuff that's out there.

1523
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,500
God knows we need that now.

1524
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,800
We need that more than ever.

1525
01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:23,780
There's not enough choice out there.

1526
01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:33,220
I really love the philosophy of Sandico.

1527
01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:37,580
Who lent me, so kind enough to lend me his head

1528
01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:40,140
for the Uncle Gems review.

1529
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,920
One ball, if you're watching.

1530
01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:45,400
Bud, thanks for your head.

1531
01:18:46,740 --> 01:18:48,420
Got some good use out of it.

1532
01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:51,200
Hopefully I kicked a bit of sense into it.

1533
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,140
And there we have another gold.

1534
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,900
It was too easy this time.

1535
01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:57,560
It was too easy.

1536
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:01,200
And, um, what can I say?

1537
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,720
Maybe that's just the way things are meant to be for Connor Williams in the Cleo Cup.

1538
01:19:09,380 --> 01:19:11,800
Maybe it was meant to be a runaway golder.

1539
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:13,780
Golder's green.

1540
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:22,620
No doubt a few of you spectating out there came to see me fail miserably.

1541
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:24,020
Groveling.

1542
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:25,660
Groveling in the gravel.

1543
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,540
Like some kind of tit driver.

1544
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:30,600
Dot IE.

1545
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,640
Well, you got wrong.

1546
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:35,920
And I got lucky.

1547
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,720
Connor Williams there ahead of Nico Gonzalez.

1548
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,260
Who I mentioned to you last week.

1549
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,500
I thought he was the Mexican, but he's not.

1550
01:19:46,660 --> 01:19:49,460
That's Carlos Alba down the bottom there.

1551
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:52,100
Connor Williams.

1552
01:19:52,300 --> 01:19:53,300
Nico Gonzalez.

1553
01:19:54,180 --> 01:19:56,940
Nico Williams and Connor Gonzalez.

1554
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,520
Or Gonzalez Williams.

1555
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:03,180
Big shout out to Gonzalez, my cousin out there.

1556
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:04,520
In Peru.

1557
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:09,000
Hope you're doing well, bud.

1558
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:11,700
Shout out to you there.

1559
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:12,960
And the rest of the crew.

1560
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:16,780
See you there now.

1561
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:19,400
Smyve the new Rari.

1562
01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:22,520
It's almost six o'clock.

1563
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,820
The Castle and Bollocks.

1564
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:31,480
That's one of the new names that we've had put to us for the new place that we're going on.

1565
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,240
And gentrification all the way.

1566
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,900
Used to be a housing, a state area.

1567
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,040
You know, a lot of people live there.

1568
01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:40,700
A lot of culture.

1569
01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:43,800
Goes back 100, 200 years maybe.

1570
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:50,040
But we've got a fucking amazing gastropub.

1571
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,040
We've just got that.

1572
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,020
We got rid of those guys.

1573
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:52,940
Put them somewhere else.

1574
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:56,120
And now we're going to really hammer home the gastropub.

1575
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,000
We're bringing it back.

1576
01:20:57,260 --> 01:20:58,320
You thought it was gone.

1577
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,480
You thought it was back there.

1578
01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:03,120
Even pre-Celtic Tiger times.

1579
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,720
That's where the gastropub belonged.

1580
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,220
You're wrong.

1581
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,320
We're coming back.

1582
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,420
And we're coming back very, very hard.

1583
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:14,780
Apparently, Heston Blumenthal is in a WhatsApp group with Sondico.

1584
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:21,160
And they've been sharing food-related memes with each other for the past two weeks.

1585
01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:28,540
So it's getting kind of on the stage where he's going to invite himself over to Blumenthal's.

1586
01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:35,780
Or Blumenthal could make his way over here maybe for the Taste of Dublin.

1587
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,460
VIP scenario.

1588
01:21:38,860 --> 01:21:42,620
I mean, I know he could get in there himself if he wanted.

1589
01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:46,540
But it's great just to flash the tickets in front of someone's face.

1590
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:48,060
Dangle them like a fucking carrot.

1591
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,020
And say, do you want in on that?

1592
01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:52,240
You can come in.

1593
01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:55,320
But you'll be listening to my business pitch for the rest of the night.

1594
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,220
Blumenthal, he doesn't take any shit.

1595
01:21:59,380 --> 01:21:59,700
We know.

1596
01:22:00,060 --> 01:22:02,220
We've been weighed up.

1597
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:04,380
We've been weighed up.

1598
01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:09,440
We weighed Blumenthal up a long time ago.

1599
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:11,600
And he's heavy.

1600
01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:13,140
Don't get me wrong.

1601
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:16,960
But there's a lot of shit there as well that doesn't swing.

1602
01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:20,220
Doesn't swing well with me.

1603
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,380
But he's a great chef.

1604
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:26,360
And once you've got his name on something, that's just going to get people in the door.

1605
01:22:26,740 --> 01:22:27,880
He'll open the restaurant.

1606
01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:29,560
His name will open the restaurant.

1607
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,380
It doesn't even have to be one of his.

1608
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,200
He could just say that he fucking blessed some of the cutlery or something.

1609
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:36,460
Do you know?

1610
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:49,220
It's like getting a priest to bless the holy water.

1611
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:56,480
You could get Blumenthal just to come in and bless a few knives,

1612
01:22:56,580 --> 01:22:59,240
a few forks, a few plates, a couple of ovens.

1613
01:22:59,240 --> 01:22:59,500
Yes.

1614
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,120
Get a video of that.

1615
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:04,640
Cut it well to some nice beads, some house.

1616
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,460
Stick it up on all the social.

1617
01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:13,420
Really cultivate an organic social landscape for your new restaurant that you've opened.

1618
01:23:13,940 --> 01:23:18,620
Your new restaurant which you've opened in a former housing development which has become

1619
01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:21,280
too expensive for the people and inhabitants to live in.

1620
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,240
And you've eroded that culture.

1621
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:33,500
But that doesn't matter because the new culture that you're going to create will in turn spawn its own unique branch of pure culture.ie.

1622
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:36,720
Do you get me?

1623
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,960
Do you know what I mean?

1624
01:23:45,380 --> 01:23:55,940
The new denizens of this utopian dream will be the VIP stars of our age.

1625
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,660
The Instagram influencers.

1626
01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,040
The Facebook fuck-offers.

1627
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,860
The Twitter twats.

1628
01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:06,260
The Snapchat snarsoles.

1629
01:24:08,260 --> 01:24:19,700
And let us not forget about the fucking Tinder tit tonic plates that are crashing together for the first time.

1630
01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:21,300
Why?

1631
01:24:21,540 --> 01:24:25,260
Because they sent some stupid messages and some cool photos to each other.

1632
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,900
We're going to get a swing in the corner.

1633
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:38,160
And we're going to be insured of the R's so that no Maria Bailey action ever comes our way.

1634
01:24:40,460 --> 01:24:42,480
Fair fucks to the guys at the Dillon.

1635
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:52,360
For hiring the PI who found out about fucking Maria Bailey's record runoff.

1636
01:24:52,780 --> 01:24:57,500
Two days after the swing set went fucking crystal swing-a-ling-a-lula.

1637
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:04,240
Crystal Swing are going to be launching our brand new swing in the corner of our restaurant.

1638
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,320
Which is going to be called Bang Fuck 35.

1639
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:16,640
Yeah, we're going to go with the complete wording of fuck as well because we think it's time.

1640
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,280
We think it's time.

1641
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:22,820
Food and beverage wise?

1642
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:26,260
Well, you're looking at an exquisite tasting menu.

1643
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:32,800
I got a can of Pepsi in Tokyo and I stuck it in a glass box at home.

1644
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:38,720
I'm going to get Blumenthal to piss on it and then get a tweet from fucking Gary Rhodes from...

1645
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:43,140
God bless his roadie soul from up above.

1646
01:25:43,140 --> 01:25:45,600
It's going to be sent from heaven.

1647
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,140
It's going to simply read...

1648
01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:49,640
Get fucked.

1649
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:58,580
And I'll screen cap that and then spread that all over social.

1650
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,620
Because I spend all fucking day on that.

1651
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:06,520
Making sure that you guys are seeing my posts.

1652
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,640
You need to see my posts.

1653
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,620
And that's what we learned at social media school the other day.

1654
01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:16,180
I run a class there in the University of fucking Facebook.

1655
01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:18,140
Down at the docks.

1656
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:22,500
Great work Facebook are doing for the globe and for Ireland as well.

1657
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,420
Employing so many non-Irish people.

1658
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:30,280
And then doing the business and ruining our children's lives as well.

1659
01:26:30,820 --> 01:26:32,940
It's amazing work that they're doing there.

1660
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:38,880
I run a class there and I basically tell everyone social is your life.

1661
01:26:39,020 --> 01:26:39,700
You're not you.

1662
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:40,780
Feel yourself.

1663
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:41,400
Touch yourself.

1664
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:42,180
Yeah, you can see.

1665
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,280
But it's nothing.

1666
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:49,520
What you are is what you do on these websites here.

1667
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:55,520
And you got to get into them and get it into them early at an early stage.

1668
01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:57,300
Because they're not going to know that.

1669
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:02,000
You know, they're going to be opening up their own gastropubs.

1670
01:27:02,780 --> 01:27:06,480
Come dockside eateries soon enough.

1671
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:09,960
C'est la vie.

1672
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:11,240
Best of luck to them, guys.

1673
01:27:11,380 --> 01:27:12,700
Best of luck to you guys, guys.

1674
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:19,260
Your art is your life.

1675
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:20,400
Your life is your art.

1676
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,820
If you don't have art, you don't have life.

1677
01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:24,360
If you don't have life, you don't have art.

1678
01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:27,100
That's why you got to support the arts.

1679
01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:36,480
How's it going?

1680
01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:39,960
Look, we were just in Cologne for a few weeks.

1681
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:43,620
Nothing bad going on.

1682
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:46,000
Just we needed to get away for a while, you know.

1683
01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:47,940
Just while all this blows over.

1684
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:53,420
We took a trip to the art gallery the other day.

1685
01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:57,420
I saw something which made me think of you.

1686
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,200
Surrealist painting by Dada Jinx.

1687
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:05,740
A real brain cloud of a canvas piece.

1688
01:28:06,580 --> 01:28:10,720
My mind feels like it's been sharpened by the pumice of culture.

1689
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:14,940
I'm great because I know about this stuff.

1690
01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,100
Art is what keeps us alive.

1691
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,440
It's what moves us.

1692
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:19,660
What shapes us.

1693
01:28:19,660 --> 01:28:23,880
We're just here for a few days until things die down, okay?

1694
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:28,280
It's gonna be alright.

1695
01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:31,400
Bushworld by Kevin Costner.

1696
01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:35,960
It spreads its light across the world in places where light has never reached before.

1697
01:28:36,620 --> 01:28:38,060
Some of it can be rubbish.

1698
01:28:40,300 --> 01:28:41,860
Pablo Pickars.

1699
01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:43,420
Funny family.

1700
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:45,860
Sponsored by Burghouse.

1701
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:48,860
Get up to 20% off by using the code word...

1702
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:49,900
Khan's House.

1703
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:53,780
David Schwimmer's Sister by Ross from Friends.

1704
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:56,560
Rafael Donatello Leotardo.

1705
01:28:56,860 --> 01:29:00,220
Jackson Pollock's 7x12 Spray Lounge.

1706
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,960
In a world sometimes seemingly bereft of meaning.

1707
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:07,140
Blackboard Bumble by Gay Darcy.

1708
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,560
We can find solace.

1709
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:13,720
The End Studio by Carl Heinz Funk Blaster.

1710
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,240
A real roomy messer.

1711
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:17,100
Depth.

1712
01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:18,320
Tenderness.

1713
01:29:19,820 --> 01:29:20,460
What's the point?

1714
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:25,600
Mac OSX Snow Leopard by Vasily Kandinsky.

1715
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:29,940
Each prisoner should be fed, watered, and kept in a nice little room.

1716
01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:33,980
Waterpads by Billy Brillo Sticks.

1717
01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:36,540
Just completely changed the landscape.

1718
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:41,880
And finally, sliced pan by none other than Pat the Baker.

1719
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,340
Part of the yeast movement of 1916.

1720
01:29:47,020 --> 01:29:51,200
Exhibited during the Easter Rising for maximum footfall.

1721
01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:52,180
So don't be a dick.

1722
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:53,880
Support the arts.

1723
01:29:53,880 --> 01:30:16,380
Final race, guys.

1724
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:19,420
Final race of the night.

1725
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,320
The level has increased, yes.

1726
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,600
But that's not good enough for us.

1727
01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:25,360
No way, no how.

1728
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:28,140
Connor Williams came first in the last race.

1729
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:30,120
Ahead of hairdresser Nikki Clark.

1730
01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,760
Who I didn't know came from that country there.

1731
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:34,400
That looks like the Polish flag.

1732
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:36,920
But I don't think it is the Polish flag.

1733
01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:41,080
Because it's got a little moon in it.

1734
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,260
Number three, CNG.

1735
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:49,980
CNG.

1736
01:30:49,980 --> 01:30:51,260
I don't know where that's from.

1737
01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:52,360
Is that Vietnam?

1738
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,860
Singapore, somebody says.

1739
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:57,100
Thank you very much for that.

1740
01:30:58,460 --> 01:30:59,460
Let's do this.

1741
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,560
Let's do this.

1742
01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:03,480
Let's do this.

1743
01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:18,520
ZurichTids.ie

1744
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:22,180
Fuck you, Deputy Steak.

1745
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,480
ZurichHardan.ie

1746
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,260
Fuck you, Deputy Steak.

1747
01:31:26,260 --> 01:31:37,520
Race 5, no, it's race 2.

1748
01:31:37,900 --> 01:31:42,100
We're going back to the village of the damned, Alsace.

1749
01:31:42,940 --> 01:31:45,420
Where I've only managed to get 6th place.

1750
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:52,720
Telling you, it's that little corkscrew of a turn that comes up the first, second turn.

1751
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:55,920
We need to max it out.

1752
01:31:55,920 --> 01:32:00,360
IvanYates.ie

1753
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:01,800
Thank you very much for that.

1754
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:02,600
Very kind of you.

1755
01:32:02,660 --> 01:32:04,660
I hope you're getting well, Yates on plates.

1756
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,340
Formidable gastronomical skills, Yates.

1757
01:32:09,740 --> 01:32:13,260
And we're going to have to get you in on the new restaurant we're making.

1758
01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:14,940
Sandico will be in touch.

1759
01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:16,640
Keep your phone on, yeah?

1760
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:21,760
KPMG Pension Plan.

1761
01:32:21,860 --> 01:32:22,800
Thank you very much.

1762
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:29,800
Thanks very much indeed.

1763
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:33,480
This is the Renault Clio trophy.

1764
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:38,320
We're going through the motions of Gran Turismo.

1765
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,020
ZurichDip.ie.

1766
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:45,860
Assuming the, thank you very much, Zurich Dissolving Seatbelts.

1767
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:50,200
Assuming the Mercedes for a little hair dryer like a Clio.

1768
01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:51,960
It doesn't feel right at all.

1769
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:53,660
And it feels like I'm not giving you the best.

1770
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,360
But I mean, I'm winning gold.

1771
01:32:56,440 --> 01:33:00,420
I'm taking the gold back to the, back to the garage, back to the pit shack when I come back to you guys.

1772
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:01,380
And I've got the gold with me.

1773
01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:01,920
ZurichDip.ie.

1774
01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:03,480
You're happy with that.

1775
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:05,400
So, I mean, let's just keep that rolling.

1776
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:07,660
Farfurter, thank you very much.

1777
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:09,880
It's, it's, it's nice to see your name.

1778
01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:18,440
But it's also a shame because I know that with that, there's going to be a piece on what is a, a very grim situation.

1779
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:19,700
Farfurter.

1780
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,120
Alla, thank you very much, Alla.

1781
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:26,920
Farfurter, thank you.

1782
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:33,840
You say, I understand the importance of free press, but I, did I really need to be labelled the butcher of bears?

1783
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,840
Did I kill the bears?

1784
01:33:36,660 --> 01:33:44,160
No, it was some Johnny Pencil pusher from whatever Bush league firm we outsourced the logistics to.

1785
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:46,560
The bear blood is on his hands.

1786
01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:50,720
I hope you can pull through all this.

1787
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:55,520
I know the name of a very, very good solicitor.

1788
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:58,860
If you need, we can sort that out later on after the stream.

1789
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,440
Rubens Barrichello, thanks very much.

1790
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:04,160
Let's get on with this.

1791
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:06,940
Let's get on with this and get on with this rapid.

1792
01:34:09,420 --> 01:34:10,180
Thunderbirds are go.

1793
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:10,780
Thank you.

1794
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:26,960
Thirst.

1795
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:29,000
For thirst.

1796
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:31,780
Thank you very much.

1797
01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:33,060
Frederick Durst.

1798
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:35,100
Frederick Durst.

1799
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:37,000
Freddie D.

1800
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,000
Limpy B.

1801
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:48,940
Mossy Quirk, thank you very much.

1802
01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:54,140
It's great that you're all on board with the new restaurant.

1803
01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:59,820
And it's going to be a grand opening when it does happen.

1804
01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:06,220
I'm thinking Alsace Village O'Hurley will be there handing out business cards on the front door.

1805
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:08,160
Zurich Tip.ie.

1806
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:12,480
Irish Interferms Gaming are also going to be there.

1807
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,460
And I'll be saying thanks very much to them.

1808
01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:17,780
For gracing us.

1809
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:19,800
With their presence.

1810
01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:21,400
Their panache.

1811
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:22,100
Their charisma.

1812
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:23,260
Their chutzpah.

1813
01:35:27,380 --> 01:35:28,200
Zurich Tip.

1814
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:31,340
What the French call Joy De Vivre.

1815
01:35:31,980 --> 01:35:32,340
Delith.

1816
01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:34,660
Thanks very much for your Delithieth Tipieth.

1817
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,220
And listen.

1818
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:37,980
If I ever get a lisp.

1819
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:39,960
I'll be coming to see you.

1820
01:35:39,960 --> 01:35:40,060
You.

1821
01:35:40,060 --> 01:35:40,060
You.

1822
01:35:40,060 --> 01:35:40,100
You.

1823
01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:48,860
Or if I ever move.

1824
01:35:48,940 --> 01:35:49,740
Move to Spain.

1825
01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:50,880
And then use the lisp.

1826
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:53,720
As a speech.

1827
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:54,680
Method.

1828
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,920
Is what it's actually known as in linguistical terms.

1829
01:35:58,580 --> 01:36:00,740
The lisp is known as the speech method.

1830
01:36:06,740 --> 01:36:07,400
But no.

1831
01:36:07,480 --> 01:36:08,720
You're all invited to the restaurant.

1832
01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:09,700
It's going to be great.

1833
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:10,800
Heston Blumenthal.

1834
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:14,180
Fred Durst.

1835
01:36:14,860 --> 01:36:15,860
From Limp Bizkit.

1836
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:17,920
He's there.

1837
01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,340
He's really into his food.

1838
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:20,360
Really into his.

1839
01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:21,840
Cordon Bleu.

1840
01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:24,040
Oh.

1841
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:24,640
This is fucked.

1842
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:25,760
This is fucked.

1843
01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:32,040
Yeah.

1844
01:36:32,180 --> 01:36:33,960
He was cooking up some Cordon Bleu chicken.

1845
01:36:34,140 --> 01:36:34,700
The other night.

1846
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:36,460
During the election night.

1847
01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:38,160
Fred Durst.

1848
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:39,080
As you know.

1849
01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:40,180
He was an ardent.

1850
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:40,560
Shin.

1851
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:40,560
Shin.

1852
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:41,100
Shinner.

1853
01:36:41,740 --> 01:36:43,540
And he was completely.

1854
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:44,720
Overjoyed.

1855
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:45,920
Overawed.

1856
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:46,880
And.

1857
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,000
New metaled.

1858
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:50,600
By the.

1859
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:50,920
Uh.

1860
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:52,460
Shin Chester.

1861
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:53,020
United.

1862
01:36:53,020 --> 01:36:58,040
Getting inside the doll ball.

1863
01:36:58,560 --> 01:36:59,780
And fucking wrecking the gaff.

1864
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,560
We're not.

1865
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:07,020
We're not going to fuck up the corkscrew here.

1866
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:08,840
We're not going to fuck up the corkscrew here.

1867
01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:09,600
But Durst was there.

1868
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:10,780
The Miles Dungeon.

1869
01:37:10,900 --> 01:37:11,800
Election night.

1870
01:37:11,940 --> 01:37:14,580
Special set that went on for three days.

1871
01:37:16,940 --> 01:37:17,620
DJ's.

1872
01:37:17,660 --> 01:37:18,660
Miles Dungeon.

1873
01:37:20,620 --> 01:37:21,620
Philip Boucher.

1874
01:37:21,620 --> 01:37:21,960
Philip Boucher.

1875
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:21,980
Philip Boucher.

1876
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:22,580
Hayes.

1877
01:37:22,660 --> 01:37:23,180
Wave.

1878
01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:26,380
Did a fucking 24 hour.

1879
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:27,400
Never stop.

1880
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:28,500
Set.

1881
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:30,220
Election set.

1882
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:31,960
He called it the fucking Philip Boucher.

1883
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:33,080
Selection box.

1884
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:34,340
And.

1885
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,840
It was insane.

1886
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:39,620
He was really hoping.

1887
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:40,500
Shin Fein.

1888
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:41,720
Were going to be.

1889
01:37:42,020 --> 01:37:43,120
Knocked out the park.

1890
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:44,200
By.

1891
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:45,820
The FG boys.

1892
01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:48,240
And.

1893
01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:49,840
He was there on the decks.

1894
01:37:49,940 --> 01:37:50,620
He was saying.

1895
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:51,580
Shin Fein.

1896
01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:53,020
You're going to get creamed.

1897
01:37:53,260 --> 01:37:54,720
You're going to get creamed.

1898
01:37:56,020 --> 01:37:56,420
And.

1899
01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:57,960
There was a Shin Feiner there.

1900
01:37:58,080 --> 01:37:58,220
Going.

1901
01:37:58,320 --> 01:37:59,500
Creamed in what sense.

1902
01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:01,540
Big.

1903
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:02,540
Big bust up.

1904
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:02,820
Like.

1905
01:38:02,900 --> 01:38:03,160
You know.

1906
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,720
He was meant to be playing as a DJ.

1907
01:38:06,260 --> 01:38:08,020
But they put that to the side.

1908
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:10,600
And then he sampled their argument.

1909
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,820
That they just had.

1910
01:38:13,220 --> 01:38:14,860
It was a stroke of.

1911
01:38:14,860 --> 01:38:16,540
Disc jockey genius.

1912
01:38:17,180 --> 01:38:19,300
That had never been seen before.

1913
01:38:20,220 --> 01:38:21,160
Boucher Hayes.

1914
01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:22,380
Had just sampled.

1915
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:23,980
A fucking bollocking.

1916
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:24,960
That had occurred.

1917
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:26,940
Ten minutes before his set.

1918
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:29,160
We were really.

1919
01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:29,980
Impressed.

1920
01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:31,660
At the.

1921
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:38,800
the pace and velocity with which he created those beats loops and soundscapes and um

1922
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:42,880
bowled over completely bowled over

1923
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:52,960
there was an ambient room as well for the countdown calm down where we just watched all the votes

1924
01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:59,760
being counted and god you know there were sleeping bags beds it was a little bit sketch

1925
01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:05,200
i'm not gonna lie but it it turned out all right anyway the goose was flowing

1926
01:39:06,320 --> 01:39:11,280
and about your haze was crying by the end of the night with it when he heard that the shinners had

1927
01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:23,040
got in and fred durst was going around singing rebel songs in a new metal style he had the guitarist

1928
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:28,080
with him he was laying down some kind of rap over rock

1929
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:33,840
you know about brits brits out and on that it just kind of devolved into

1930
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:38,560
a bit of a stinker from there as i said to you gold trophy in the bag again

1931
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:51,920
the music cut out there just was about to dance

1932
01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:56,640
it doesn't work now it doesn't work when the trophy has gone off the screen as well

1933
01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:07,840
what i mean we but it is a gold trophy so that's great look i ended up being arrested yesterday after the

1934
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:18,240
election box and i just want to apologize to my followers uh my friends everybody who watches

1935
01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:27,520
uh who is into the zurich vibe i want to say sorry because i let i let the team down

1936
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:37,360
when i was arrested yesterday for partying partying too hard and doing business too hard as well i was

1937
01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:45,920
still awake from the election and myself and sandico brought the goose machine down to stevens green and

1938
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:52,560
we're blaring our tunes from there the guards came by and um told us to knock it on the head we said no

1939
01:40:52,560 --> 01:41:00,080
we kept going we threatened them with violence they formed a cordon around us and i woke up today and i i said

1940
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:05,520
what what what's going on i can't remember anything all i could remember was the last time i seen you guys

1941
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:15,440
um but thankfully sandico did uh make a little piece that shows you what happened and we can go to that

1942
01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:21,520
now in a sec all i want to do before that is just show the golds one more time before we leave

1943
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:29,200
just give you a sense of of the achievement here there you go it's a gold there and race one and

1944
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:37,200
another gold race two three that's a gold four gold five golds guys five golds guys

1945
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:43,600
you know you can keep that you can smelt that down in hard times and trade it for

1946
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:50,640
for money or whatever whatever currency is is going on then leroy thank you very much leroy

1947
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,360
um let's have a look here now

1948
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:11,440
yeah do we get a car for that richard greening thank you very much here we are gift car guys gift car

1949
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:19,040
thank you the richard greening special edition car here richard greening what's he gonna be

1950
01:42:20,320 --> 01:42:28,560
it's a masero it's a lexus it's a lexus it's a lexus it's the richard greening edition 2014 lexus

1951
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:31,040
featuring max darwin

1952
01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:39,920
it's got a max darwin six by five tail gauged mounted onto the back of its cream shafter

1953
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:47,280
meanwhile inside the business box the central steering wheel is located on a boss hub

1954
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:56,640
crafted from absolute nightmares which were had last tuesday evening at the miles dungeon on day three

1955
01:42:56,640 --> 01:43:06,160
of the philip voucher hayes wave extravaganza don't believe me well watch this thanks very much everyone

1956
01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:13,360
it's been a great night of racing and gold trophy and jamie o'herring i want to say good night god bless

1957
01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:17,520
zurich it up mercedes it mercedes it all the way yeah

1958
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:28,000
because there's only enough time left to truly scale the north face of that eiger the eiger is life

1959
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:37,760
the eiger is the life that's the metaphor see you later guys see you later it was the night after the

1960
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:43,280
election the party was still going into the wee small hours the queue outside the miles dungeon

1961
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:54,320
was second to none as usual the reason well there was a special set going on an election set by none other

1962
01:43:54,320 --> 01:44:06,000
then philip voucher hayes they're gonna get creamed they're gonna get creamed they're gonna get creamed

1963
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:14,720
they're gonna get partying inside was unstoppable but you could get a bit of grub outside and chill out

1964
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:20,800
by the vegan truck or change your clothes and carry on dancing to the creamage all the while

1965
01:44:20,800 --> 01:44:43,040
being looked after by Roro's sky base. The partying got so hard that I had to go upstairs,

1966
01:44:43,840 --> 01:44:51,360
find a little bit of shade and get 40 wings, a power sleep to continue the power dance. Also,

1967
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:58,080
rumor had it that yet again we ran out of booze at the worst time. So I took the hoverboard down to

1968
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:04,880
Bagot Street Wines to stock up on a few stocking fillers. When I got down, yet again they were closed.

1969
01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:10,720
Story of my life. Fortunately I knew of a trick whereby if you head down to the Kavanagh statue on

1970
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:17,200
the Bagot Street Bridge, kind of between there and Leith Street Bridge, you can just go beside him,

1971
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:25,680
tickle his chin and wait for a grey goose to appear and there'll be a bag full of goodies there as well.

1972
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:31,280
Goose will fuck off and then you can just hover back to whatever zone or party you were at.

1973
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:39,280
Back to the Miles Dungeon where the Boucher Way was about to fade into some hard shinner core.

1974
01:45:47,440 --> 01:45:53,280
Fortunately the Miles Dungeon had a second room dedicated to pure ambient sleep core.

1975
01:45:53,920 --> 01:46:01,600
the people have focused on the universal social charge. The candidates election that was poor, that the

1976
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:07,200
communication of the messages around policy and manifesto was poor and that in particular this idea

1977
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:12,400
that Michael Martin was out on his own, front and centre, didn't work for the party. They're not happy about that.

1978
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:28,400
Election core was truly a remarkable concept, well executed by all involved. After that, Sandico rocks up to my gaff with the Gooser and I get in the back. The tunes are absolutely pumping.

1979
01:46:28,960 --> 01:46:32,200
We ended up driving down and parking up by the green

1980
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,840
because it was a nice day.

1981
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:38,500
But unfortunately, the guardee didn't see it the same way we did.

1982
01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:40,600
They formed a cordon around us

1983
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:45,480
after I refused to stop dancing to the Philip Boucher Haze wave.

1984
01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:47,720
They're gonna get creamed.

1985
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:49,320
Creamed.

1986
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,880
They're gonna get creamed.

1987
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:53,220
Creamed.

1988
01:46:53,220 --> 01:46:55,660
They're gonna get creamed.

1989
01:46:55,660 --> 01:46:57,320
Creamed.