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repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 94 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 95 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,000 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 96 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 97 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 98 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:12,000 *Sigh* 99 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 *Sigh* 100 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 *Sigh* 101 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 *Sigh* 102 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 *Sigh* 103 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 *Sigh* 104 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:42,760 I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go, baby. 105 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,760 I'm driving the bus. 106 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,760 I'm driving the bus. 107 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,760 I'm driving the bus. 108 00:04:52,760 --> 00:05:00,760 I'm driving the bus. 109 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,760 I'm driving the bus. 110 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,760 I'm driving the bus. 111 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,760 I'm driving the bus. 112 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,760 I'm driving the bus. 113 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,760 I'm driving the bus. 114 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,760 I'm going up and down. 115 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,760 I'm driving up and down. 116 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,760 I'm driving the bus. 117 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,760 I'm driving the bus. 118 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,760 I'm driving the bus. 119 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,760 I'm driving the bus. 120 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,760 I'm driving the bus. 121 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,760 I'm driving the bus. 122 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,760 I'm driving the bus. 123 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,760 I'm driving the bus. 124 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,760 I'm driving the bus. 125 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:48,020 I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go to, baby. 126 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,980 I'm driving the bus. 127 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:57,800 Drive it to the place you want to really go to. 128 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:01,680 Whether it's town or home or wherever that is. 129 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,520 This is bad. 130 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,600 We're on the lead shift tonight. 131 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:11,200 I'm walking through all hours. 132 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:13,760 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 133 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,720 There's a fair bit of rain on the waves when we start. 134 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:17,880 Storm Dennis is here. 135 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:19,960 Storm Dennis. 136 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,620 Storm Dennis. 137 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,800 Storm Dennis. 138 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:23,860 Storm Dennis. 139 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,180 Then it's storming. 140 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,360 Now it's Dennis storming. 141 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,540 Now it's Dennis storming. 142 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,620 Now it's Dennis storming. 143 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:29,740 Storm Dennis. 144 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,800 Now it's storming. 145 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:31,740 Now it's storming. 146 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,220 Then it's blowing right through the house. 147 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,340 Storm Dennis. 148 00:06:38,140 --> 00:07:05,140 *Tab* 149 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:10,140 *Tab* 150 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:38,220 Ladies and gentlemen, 151 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:41,260 please give a big shout out for Tommy Slug! 152 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,260 *music* 153 00:07:43,260 --> 00:08:09,260 *music* 154 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:11,260 *music* 155 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,020 what kind of road it is. 156 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,120 Whether it's a reverse road, 157 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,260 whether it's a non-stopper, 158 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,040 whether it's an exchanger. 159 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,140 I'm fucking driving it. 160 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,980 I'm driving it. I'm driving it wild. 161 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:52,960 I'm driving it. 162 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,140 Stay clear. The doors are closed. 163 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,440 Stay clear. The doors are closed. 164 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:29,420 Stay clear. The doors are closed. 165 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:59,400 Stay clear. The doors are closed. 166 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:05,920 What a tune. Amazing. Amazing tune there. From the Tigers. 167 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,340 No goods, no glory. That's how it goes. 168 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:15,680 Is that in there now? 169 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,660 Stay clear. Stay clear. 170 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:27,920 Are you doing a bit of donating? 171 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,800 Thank you very much, Spanner. 172 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:31,440 Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah. 173 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,580 I have no control. I have no control over the Spanner. 174 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:39,080 I have no Spanner's on me at the moment, Creed. I'm sorry about that. 175 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,940 Sorry about that. 176 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,360 Everybody on? 177 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,080 Is everybody on? 178 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,120 Mama Duck. Thank you very much. 179 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:55,780 Are you getting on? 180 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,560 Are you lots getting on? Are you lots... 181 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,760 Are you getting on this? 182 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,200 Are you waiting for the next one? 183 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,660 Next one might be a while, do you see? 184 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,220 You might want to get on here and then... 185 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,080 Get a connection in the next place that you're going to. 186 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,500 The universe is donating, yeah. 187 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,460 Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much, Johnny up the bar. 188 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,440 I appreciate that. 189 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,420 Oh, here he is. 190 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:24,840 Here's Johnny now. 191 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,240 Here's Johnny now. 192 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,620 Stay with your Johnny. 193 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,520 He's driving the Bend-Refica. 194 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,040 Look at that. 195 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,240 Beautiful piece of craftsmanship. 196 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,780 A fantastic bus. 197 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,020 Staying clear. 198 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,160 The doors are closed. 199 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,420 He's waiting. He's waiting to get in. 200 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,460 The doors are closed. 201 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,920 Your man is waiting to get in, so we'll move on. 202 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:53,940 Handbrake off. 203 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,620 And away we roll. 204 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,540 Like liquid bus metal. 205 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,960 The new Terminator film. 206 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,160 They're on about it. 207 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,900 He comes back and he can turn into a bus. 208 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,000 He's called the Bus 1000. 209 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,380 Do you remember the last book in Terminator 2? 210 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,680 He could turn into a knife or a fork or a gun or a weapon or something. 211 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:24,740 And now they're going to do a bus version of it. 212 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:26,880 Could be good. 213 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,220 Could be very good. 214 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,400 Could be very good. 215 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,540 I enjoyed the last one anyway. 216 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:33,560 I enjoyed the last one anyway. 217 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,940 Arnold Schwarzenegger. 218 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,320 And he does this, you know, his catchphrase. 219 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,780 I'm going to be back. 220 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,320 I think it was that. 221 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:52,580 I think he says either I'm going to be back or I'm coming back to get you. 222 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,780 It's one of those. 223 00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,820 How you getting on? How you getting on, everyone? I hope you're well out there in the world. 224 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,360 My midlife is treating you okay. 225 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,560 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 226 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:14,000 Thank you very much. I hope you're keeping well, Anaconda G. 227 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,560 Jizzy and the hizzy. Look at this now. Who's in the blowfish? 228 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,500 Who's that? Is that Johnny or is it Monica? Or is it Tom? 229 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,380 I think it's a cross between Johnny and Monica. It's Janica! Janica! 230 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,480 I don't know if he saw me. He gave me the flash beforehand anyway. 231 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:50,360 Nice enough guy. When you get to know him, at first he's as cold as a snowman in the middle of December. 232 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:58,340 How are you getting on you? What's the story? Do you want a ticket? No problem. 233 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:05,580 We had these people in during the week. Quality control and monitoring how you getting on Mrs. E. 234 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:09,120 Well, monitoring how you speak to the customers and the passengers. 235 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:17,140 They want me to stop asking people how they're getting on. That's a new thing now. Political correctness is... 236 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,880 ...not even allowed to ask people... 237 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,140 ...how they're doing. 238 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,300 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 239 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,580 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 240 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,040 You're doing a business... 241 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,960 Dermot... Dermot Connolly. 242 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,680 Thank you very much for that. That's mighty stuff. 243 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,060 I hope you're keeping well. Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much. 244 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,840 Some win for the Harps over Schlego on Friday. Europe. Here we come. 245 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,920 Congratulations to the Harps. 246 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,460 Tinge spots. Thank you very much, Tinge spots. 247 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,100 Yep. We were in a tench spot... 248 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,540 ...earlier on there when we had to stop in the middle of the feckin' road. 249 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:03,980 Whoa! 250 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,620 Because there was a lunatic who stopped the traffic and he got out the car and... 251 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,780 Sorry, someone's listening to loud music here. 252 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,440 Fucking rubbish music as well. 253 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,440 I wouldn't mind with shite tunes. 254 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,360 Have you heard this? 255 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,400 Turn this up. You can see what she's listening... 256 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,800 You can hear what she's listening to here. 257 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,140 Are you doing a bit of donating? 258 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,760 Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah? 259 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,000 Will and Brianna, thank you. 260 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:33,840 You! 261 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:34,860 You! 262 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:34,860 You! 263 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,540 Stop those tunes now. 264 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,700 Stop them. 265 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,160 Are you doing a bit of donating? 266 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,820 Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah? 267 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:53,280 That's mine. 268 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,120 The OHP, thank you very much. 269 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,440 The OHP. 270 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:56,940 I'm doing that. 271 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,380 Very kind, yeah. 272 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,320 And, um... 273 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,800 Hubie. Thank you very much, Hubie. 274 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,980 And best to look to Will and Brianna... 275 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,340 ...who left a tip there. 276 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,160 Are you doing a bit of donating? 277 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,760 Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah? 278 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,800 Thank you, OHP. 279 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,280 That's mine. 280 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,640 Will and Brianna, who say... 281 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,700 Love from New Mexico. 282 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,460 That's nice, isn't it? 283 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,620 People out there in New Mexico... 284 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,100 You don't know... 285 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,380 You don't know where the passengers are gonna be coming from next. 286 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,600 It truly is a global... 287 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600 ...village... 288 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600 ...system. 289 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,100 ...system. 290 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,600 You should all right... 291 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,600 No. 292 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,020 It truly is a global village. 293 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,860 We're all in the glo... 294 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:44,800 We're all in... 295 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,780 We're all in the global village together now. 296 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,860 And I tell you... 297 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,080 There's no turning back. 298 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:53,820 You've bought a... 299 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,640 You've got a one-way ticket... 300 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,120 ...to the future. 301 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,280 That's what you've got. 302 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,640 There's no point trying to... 303 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,280 ...bring back the past. 304 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,640 You can repackage the past... 305 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,000 ...in a brand new container. 306 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,220 Maybe that's what you can do. 307 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,020 But... 308 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,300 It's... 309 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:13,900 It's... 310 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,480 You know... 311 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,080 It's... 312 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,260 You cannot be going backwards... 313 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,760 ...unless you have a fucking time machine. 314 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,220 That hasn't been built yet. 315 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,960 I've seen a great film... 316 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,120 ...with Jeff Goldblum in it... 317 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,560 ...where he turns into a bloody wasp. 318 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,920 Or an insect or something. 319 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,860 But he fucks it up. 320 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:31,740 Because when he... 321 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,180 He's trying to... 322 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,160 Oh yeah, that's it. 323 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,600 He's not trying to change into this. 324 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,000 He's trying to go from one... 325 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,280 ...space pod to another. 326 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,560 Stand clear. 327 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,740 The doors are closing. 328 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:44,840 Stand clear. 329 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,040 The doors are closing. 330 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,000 But I... 331 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,420 He's trying to go from one side... 332 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,200 ...of the gaff to the other. 333 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,200 Stupid invention if you ask me. 334 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,180 And... 335 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,760 ...doesn't a little fly... 336 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,400 ...or an insect... 337 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,120 ...or a washbeam... 338 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,300 ...get into the pod... 339 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,280 ...when he's changing... 340 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:00,640 ...when he's... 341 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,160 ...he's transporting himself? 342 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,040 And doesn't he grow... 343 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:05,580 ...a pair of... 344 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,680 ...fucking massive wings? 345 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,380 ...his legs... 346 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:09,380 ...and... 347 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,120 ...fucking... 348 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,120 ...big pulsating sack... 349 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,040 ...for a body. 350 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:17,520 Oh, that's sick. 351 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:18,880 It's great though. 352 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,240 Fantastic film. 353 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:20,920 Check that out. 354 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,620 The fly. 355 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,800 The fly. 356 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:23,800 The fly. 357 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:23,920 The fly. 358 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,180 I think it was called... 359 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:25,800 ...actually, the fly. 360 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 With Jeff Goldstein... 361 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,600 ...who was also in... 362 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,440 ...Jurassic Park. 363 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,480 ...which is a great film as well... 364 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,140 ...about the dinosaurs. 365 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,440 And that was made by... 366 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,480 ...Steven Spielberg... 367 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,480 ...who has great... 368 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,820 ...great range... 369 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,480 ...because he did that film... 370 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,280 ...about the dinosaurs. 371 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,580 ...and then he did... 372 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,540 ...spindlers list. 373 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,120 ...which was about a fella now... 374 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,320 ...who saved... 375 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,700 ...he was a Nazi... 376 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,320 ...but he had a... 377 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,420 ...he was a Nazi with heart. 378 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,100 ...and then he... 379 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,600 ...he saved some people from dying. 380 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,120 Is anybody getting off here? 381 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:11,680 No. 382 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:15,780 Fickin'... 383 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,300 ...Zambies. 384 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,640 They're like... 385 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,500 ...they're like a gang of zombies down there... 386 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500 ...they won't even talk to you. 387 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,100 Which is the way society is going anyway. 388 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,260 Look. 389 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:27,860 Look it. 390 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,420 I won't bore you with that Spiel. 391 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,700 You're lucky you're not on the bus every day. 392 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,040 We're in that Spiel every day. 393 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,340 Not much changes. 394 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,080 Every week. 395 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:45,940 Different week. 396 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:46,520 Different weather. 397 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,200 Different weather systems. 398 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,080 Different storm every fuckin' week now. 399 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,040 Eh? 400 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,060 Kira last week. 401 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,920 You had Brendan the week before. 402 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,540 Ophelia a few weeks before that. 403 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,700 You have Dennis now. 404 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,240 Those are gonna be next leg, you know? 405 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:13,680 Jeff! 406 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:20,820 Are you gettin' at? 407 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,040 Stand here. 408 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380 The doors are openin'. 409 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380 Stand here. 410 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,380 The doors are openin'. 411 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,340 Is anybody gettin' on here now? 412 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,420 Hello? 413 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,100 Hello? 414 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:38,180 Hello? 415 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,520 Fuckin' ignorance. 416 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:44,400 Eh? 417 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,820 Stayin' clear. 418 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,980 The doors are closed. 419 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,200 A lot of ignorance. 420 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,160 Stayin' clear. 421 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,320 The doors are closed. 422 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,920 Being displayed. 423 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,280 Indicator left when leaving the bus stop you out. 424 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,060 That's what you do. 425 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,760 That's what you do. 426 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,820 I'm sorry. 427 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:16,660 I'm trying to read what your messages are saying on the scroll there. 428 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,040 You don't have a bit of donatin'. 429 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,760 Five euro. 430 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:20,760 Five euro. 431 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,260 Thank you. 432 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:21,920 You don't have a bit of donatin'. 433 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,220 Yeah. 434 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,660 Five euro tip is that. 435 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,100 Thank you very much. 436 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,920 Thank you very much. 437 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,660 Thanks very much for that. 438 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,220 I don't understand what your question is. 439 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:35,920 Well thank you. 440 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,580 You say a five euro tip. 441 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,180 Is that it? 442 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,640 Is that it? 443 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,800 You don't have a bit of donatin'. 444 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,960 You don't have a bit of donatin'. 445 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,220 Yeah. 446 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:43,660 Philip. 447 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,240 Philip. 448 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:44,900 How are ya? 449 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,760 I hope you're keeping well and the rest of the McCracks are doing well as well. 450 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,400 Good man, Philip. 451 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600 It's a nice old day out anyway. 452 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:07,240 There's not much traffic on the road and you can get in and you can get out and you can get back in again. 453 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:08,440 Do you know? 454 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:09,800 When you're... 455 00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,260 When you can do all those three things at once. 456 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,160 When you can do all those three things you know that everything's okay. 457 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,040 You can't do it at once. 458 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,580 As I was saying, the worst day of the days you can't even get into the town. 459 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:25,820 There's a mile long of traffic out the back and then you're trying to weave in, weave in, weave out. 460 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,780 You're in between one car, you're in between the next. 461 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,600 You end up knocking someone there. 462 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,960 Or you'll knock a... 463 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,260 You'll knock a feckin' dent into a punto or a focus or a something. 464 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,020 The next thing you know you're in... you're swapping insurance. 465 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:43,020 He says you're arguing and you're feckin' maulin'. 466 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:48,420 I got out the other day and there's a laddie, he has fisticuffs. 467 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,180 He had the sleeves rolled up, he was ready to go. 468 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,400 He says you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 469 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,020 I said you're crawlin' for a maulin'. 470 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:02,620 And then he just... he said I'll fuckin' lacerate ya'. 471 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:08,600 And then I just got back in the bus 'cause I'm not gonna try and make a pun on that. The lad was carrying a blade. 472 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:17,400 And that's the world... that's the world gone topsy-turvy lula now as well. It's gone to fuck. 473 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,400 The lad's carrying weapons. 474 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,700 Which, you know, I'm only trying to drive you on the bus, like, you know, I don't wanna be getting into a fuckin' fight with ya'. 475 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,100 How you gettin' that? 476 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,300 Oh... 477 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,800 Blade... Blades... 478 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,100 Blades train... Blades buses and automobiles... 479 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:40,800 Is what it is. 480 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800 Reminds me now, I think, uh... 481 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,200 Blade... with Wesley Snipes is on Sky Movie Max tonight. 482 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,600 Have to remember to set the video to record. 483 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,600 Stand clear. The doors are open. 484 00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600 He don't have a bus to donate. 485 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600 Stand clear. The doors are open. 486 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,600 He don't have a bus to donate, ya'. 487 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,600 T-22... T-22 BC. Thank you very much for that. You're a good man. You're a good man. 488 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,600 You're a good man. Or a woman. Who knows. 489 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600 It doesn't matter. He don't have a bus to donate. 490 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600 It does not matter. 491 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600 The universe don't need ya'. 492 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600 Rob, how are ya'? 493 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,600 What's the story? 494 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,600 What's the story? 495 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,600 Did you get that sorted out in the end? You did? 496 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,600 I hope you're dead. I hope you're keeping well. 497 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600 Fuck it. Fucking pothole. 498 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600 Sorry about that now. 499 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600 I, uh... 500 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600 I had that redone there a couple of weeks ago. It's gonna have to be redone again now. 501 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600 Potholes... 502 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:54,600 I've said it again. Like, you know, I'd be running for the council. It wasn't a shower in absolute crooks already there, you know. 503 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,600 They can... If they could just fill up a pothole, then that'll be the end of it. But they can't. 504 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:31,080 Steinek! Steinek! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel! Steinek Chapel! Oh hi Tom! Thank you very much Steinek Chapel! Thank you very much! Somebody left rubbish on the bus! You need to clean it up! For fuck's sake! Same shit a different day! 505 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:52,080 Alan. What is the story with you Alan? No. That's that picked up. You know what I might drive back and park in the garage. The garage. 506 00:25:52,080 --> 00:26:11,080 St. Hilliard, how are you? Thank you very much for your kind hearted and generous tip. I hope you're keeping well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening. And that you haven't been ficking leaving rubbish on the bus. 507 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:41,080 Ah, shgummy like you know, awful shgummy behaviour. Badger Hillmango, thank you very much. I was driving back from Tormacator last year and a few passengers needed dropping off at the rum snare. And one of them had an empty packet of crisps. And they had it on the seat beside them. Joshua, my mildest fact, thank you. Look at this here. 508 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,080 That's mine. 509 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:56,080 Oh yeah! What's the story? How are you, Johnny? And he had a packet of crisps anyway. Left it down on the feckin seat beside him. And he was getting off. I said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." 510 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,080 Are you doing a bit of donating? 511 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,080 *coughs* 512 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:10,080 Regional hashed power seat. Thank you very much. I said, "Whoa, rewind the cassette deck there, good lad. What's that on the seat?" He said, "Right, so it's a crisps packer." I said, "Yeah." 513 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:20,080 I said, "Yeah, what's it fuckin' doing there?" I said, "I don't know." I said, "Is it a bin?" He goes, "No, it's a seat." I said, "Damn right it's a seat." You sit on it. You don't fuckin' leave your shit on it. 514 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:34,080 Different type of seat. Different type of seat then. It's a commode. Lula Pipe McGonical Busser. Thank you very much. What an absolute amazing name. 515 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,240 *starts to the music* 516 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,240 *starts to the music* 517 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,120 *starts to the music* 518 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,280 Polish Samuel Becht, that's mine. 519 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,720 *starts to the music* 520 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,560 Thank you very much. 521 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,560 You're awful kind Ollie. 522 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,760 Very very very nice and soundy. 523 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,640 This is the bus station down here now, the bus depot. 524 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,800 A terminus in Westfield. 525 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,240 We rarely... 526 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,200 *starts to the music* 527 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,040 We rarely use it like, you know it's... 528 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,320 *starts to the music* 529 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,520 It's a shed, it's a shed. 530 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,120 That's mine. 531 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,640 Billy eyelids, thank you very much. 532 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,280 The crisp packet book in. 533 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,560 He picks it up then and I say, you know, he... 534 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,080 He's about to go and throw it in the binion at the front of the bus. 535 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,200 And I can hear the fucking... 536 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,640 There's still crumbs and crates in it. 537 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,480 And I... 538 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,440 Before I could do it I said... 539 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,440 Oh fuck. 540 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,520 We... I think we just killed someone there again. 541 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,800 *starts to the music* 542 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,840 Sorry about this. 543 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,560 Begors belief, you know, it's such a sad... 544 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,000 Sad situation so soon again. 545 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,200 *starts to the music* 546 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,080 Much too soon. 547 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,400 *starts to the music* 548 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:46,800 You know. 549 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,040 What were they doing walking out? 550 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:51,040 *starts to the music* 551 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,120 Do you know what I mean? 552 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,920 *starts to the music* 553 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,440 And it's nobody's fault. 554 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,600 Really it's nobody's fault. 555 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,080 *starts to the music* 556 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,280 *starts to the music* 557 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,480 I don't know. 558 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920 And that's what I'm going to be. 559 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,720 That's my story. 560 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,600 I'm sticking to that. 561 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:06,800 How to... 562 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,560 To pick yourself up after something like this and go, what's the story? 563 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,360 You know, how am I gonna... 564 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,240 *starts to the music* 565 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,840 What's there to look forward to? 566 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,400 *starts to the music* 567 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,280 What's there to look forward to? 568 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:15,520 Well... 569 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,320 We're nearly... 570 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,680 We've broke the back of winter. 571 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,760 We'll nearly be into the summer sun enough, you know? 572 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,680 And know that they won't be, but we will be. 573 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,000 And... 574 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,600 Another thing. 575 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,120 Champions League. 576 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,880 It's back this week. 577 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,400 Liverpool. 578 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,040 Will they maintain that run? 579 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,400 Unbeaten. 580 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,240 Take it, Andy. 581 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,120 We'll see you later on. 582 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,760 We might see up... 583 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,200 We might see up the Hagen later on. 584 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,800 Either the Hagen or the Wolf. 585 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,320 There's a band down up the Wolf. 586 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:50,800 Go home. 587 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,600 You're not welcome here. 588 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,280 Huh? 589 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,480 You're not... 590 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,680 Your speech is not appropriate. 591 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,040 I meant I am my shift. 592 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,080 I should be working. 593 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,240 It's not appropriate. 594 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,040 I came out the kindness of my heart to say a few words. 595 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,600 You're saying it's not appropriate. 596 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,640 Shut up. 597 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,080 See you later. 598 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,400 I'm going to be here. 599 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:21,700 And it's Yokohama with the penalty, who knew, on loan from Bahia. 600 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:24,900 He's a long way from Brazil, but he's enjoying Japan. 601 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:29,800 He says he misses the wife and the cat back home, but he's enjoying the culture shock as well. 602 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,440 Grich da Bahia cura. 603 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:40,460 He's not the first choice for Visele Kobe this season, but he's performing well in the Cup games. 604 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,800 And it's that man, Kijiro Ogawa, coming up next for Visele Kobe. 605 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,520 The pistol's cocked, pulls the trigger, and it's cracked off the post. 606 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,180 Japanese display of shame there from Ogawa. 607 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:54,480 Should have put that away. 608 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:02,720 And now can Yokohama stick a bit of coal in the stove with the midfield maestro, Kota Mizunuma? 609 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:04,780 He winds it up. 610 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:06,560 Sends it high. 611 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:09,140 It's another terrible miss for Yokohama. 612 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,980 And you wonder how long it's going to continue now. 613 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:17,060 Can Nishi break the deadlock for Kobe? 614 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,800 Nishi. 615 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:27,260 Very easy bit of work there for the Yokohama keeper. 616 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,940 It's four misses each. 617 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,200 It's four misses in a row. 618 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:35,680 Now, the baby-faced assassin for Yokohama. 619 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,700 Never mind throwing the toys out the prem. 620 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,020 Can he stick one in the prem? 621 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:44,140 Louise. 622 00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:48,800 He must have boots on the wrong feet or something. 623 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:53,120 Osaki now. 624 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,620 Balloons it into Kingdom Come again. 625 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,800 It's quite something. 626 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,820 And I don't think I've ever seen this many penalties missed in a row in my lifetime. 627 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,120 Your man is laughing for Yokohama. 628 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,960 It doesn't look like confident laughter either. 629 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,720 From Takuya Wada. 630 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,560 What do you got for us? 631 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:15,520 Zero. 632 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,220 Nothing at all. 633 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,040 And it was a softer. 634 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:23,340 Still smiling a bit as well. 635 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:24,340 He's not learning. 636 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,000 Former Arsenal defender. 637 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,700 Thomas Vermeulen. 638 00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:29,520 Steps up. 639 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,680 And sends it over the bar again. 640 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,900 It's another miss to add to the collection. 641 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,300 Now, this is really Guinness World Record stuff, is it? 642 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,000 What the hell is going on? 643 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:43,080 Eat misses in a row. 644 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,660 Yokohama surely won't make it nine. 645 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,720 They've made it nine. 646 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,220 Terrible miss for Yokohama. 647 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:54,660 They've made it nine. 648 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,980 Terrible miss for Yokohama. 649 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,060 They've made it nine. 650 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,660 Terrible miss for Yokohama. 651 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,520 They've made it nine. 652 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,840 Terrible miss for Yokohama. 653 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:04,780 They've made it nine. 654 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:06,740 Nine. 655 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:07,600 Nine. 656 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,480 Nine. 657 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,280 Nine. 658 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:39,260 Thank you. 659 00:33:39,260 --> 00:34:09,240 Thank you. 660 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240 Thank you. 661 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240 Thank you. 662 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240 Thank you. 663 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:21,240 Thank you. 664 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240 Thank you. 665 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240 How are you doing? How are you getting on EUL? 666 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,240 What's the story? 667 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:38,240 Club Lotto. 668 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,240 How are you keeping on EUL? 669 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,240 What's the story? 670 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240 Any news with you? 671 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,240 It's a long time since I seen you. 672 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240 How are the eyes? 673 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:52,240 They're still dark. 674 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,240 You've got the very dark eyes. 675 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,240 Like a shark. 676 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,240 Are you doing a bit of donatin'? 677 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,240 Maloney's after it. 678 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,240 Are you doing a bit of donatin'? 679 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:02,240 Yeah. 680 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,240 I hope you're keeping well, Buck. 681 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,240 I hope you're keeping well, Buck. 682 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:10,240 I hope everything is okay with you. 683 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,240 Now. 684 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240 Are you doing a bit of donatin'? 685 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,240 Thank you very much Saad. 686 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,240 Saad loves hash. 687 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,240 Thank you very much. 688 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240 Saad loves hash. 689 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,240 Thank you very much. 690 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,240 Thank you very much. 691 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:30,240 A weak ticket for this, Buck-in. 692 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,240 And a regular. 693 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,240 And a one for you. 694 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,240 Macaron, thank you very much. 695 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,240 Thank you very much. 696 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,240 That's mine. 697 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,240 Thank you very much. 698 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,240 That's a single fare for Macaron. 699 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,240 There you go now, missus. 700 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,240 How are you doing here, Will? 701 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,240 You have the shooting card. 702 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,240 I don't have a bit of donatin'. 703 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,240 You have the shooting card. 704 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,240 I don't have a bit of donatin'. 705 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,240 You have the shooting card. 706 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,240 I don't have a bit of donatin' here. 707 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,240 That's mine. 708 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,240 You have the shooting card. 709 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,240 You have the shooting card. 710 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,240 You have the shooting card. 711 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,240 What we can do now is close these doors. 712 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,240 I don't have a bit of donatin'. 713 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,240 And we're away with this. 714 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,240 Ben Bulben. 715 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,240 Wow. 716 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,240 It's a moving gesture. 717 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:34,240 Because I'm very moved by that now, Ben Bulben. 718 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,240 Thank you very much. 719 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,240 I'm literally moving around the screen. 720 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:42,240 Just a bit of a joke there, Ben. 721 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,240 Thank you for that. 722 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,240 And Christie. 723 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,240 You have the situation. 724 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,240 You have the situation. 725 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,240 You have the situation. 726 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,240 How are you getting that? 727 00:36:54,240 --> 00:37:00,240 That was some awful football from the Japanese lads over in Yokohama. 728 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,240 Nine penalties missed in a row. 729 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,240 Can you believe that? 730 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,240 You have the situation. 731 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,020 Dio, thank you very much Dio. 732 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,620 We've got another passenger with the music again now. 733 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,320 It's an absolute travesty, a disgrace. 734 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:21,820 And quite frankly, if I had the power to chuck them off the bus, I would, but I don't. 735 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,020 You cannot do that. 736 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,700 You need to get other people in. 737 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920 Shkipi, thank you. 738 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,280 Hey! 739 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,480 Good man. 740 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,320 And I'll be checking for scum down here as well. 741 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,240 In a bit, so. 742 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,660 Keep yourselves to yourselves. 743 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,480 And no funny business. 744 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:52,240 Shkipi, thank you very much, Shkipi. 745 00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:55,720 I hope you're getting on okay in your way. 746 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,960 If it's okay with you. 747 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,640 Oh yeah. 748 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,920 Can you please say hello to Rosie? 749 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,140 Who loves your show, Galad. 750 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,800 From Ben Balbin. 751 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,580 Thank you very much, Polish Samuel. 752 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,820 Samuel Bet. 753 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,860 A big shout out to Rosie. 754 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,220 How you getting on, Rosie? 755 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:20,600 Well. 756 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,180 I'm still got the hazards on. 757 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:27,180 I've still got the hazards on. 758 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,220 I don't know if it's a donat'n. 759 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:32,680 I don't know if it's a donat'n, yeah. 760 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:33,860 Spice. 761 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,540 It's my spice bag. 762 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,880 Thank you very much, spice bag. 763 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:40,660 Lovely stuff. 764 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,120 Lovely stuff. 765 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,180 Stand here. 766 00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:45,180 The doors are open. 767 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:47,560 Look who it is. 768 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,280 The purple onion. 769 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,160 Huh? 770 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,340 She's gone. 771 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,780 The purple onion. 772 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,680 What the hell is it, look? 773 00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:58,140 The purple onion sister. 774 00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,020 The beige onion. 775 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,140 We don't have a graphic for you. 776 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,020 Can I say a big thank you to Owen Murphy? 777 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:09,780 There. 778 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,240 I don't have a bit of donat'n. 779 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,140 Jizzy Jeff. 780 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,700 I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah. 781 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,220 That's mighty. 782 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,820 That's mighty. 783 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,340 That's awful mighty. 784 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,600 One euro back to the beige onion. 785 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,540 What's the story with you? 786 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,280 Are you well? 787 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:26,600 No. 788 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,180 Regularis. 789 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:29,580 And a winner. 790 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,240 I don't have a bit of donat'n. 791 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,740 I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah. 792 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,140 Far, far, done. 793 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:37,200 I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah. 794 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,640 Thank you very much. 795 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:45,220 I love watching how you do your job, Tom. 796 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,260 Your hard work is testament to your upbringing. 797 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,220 You take responsibility for your actions. 798 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,300 I don't have a bit of donat'n. 799 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,160 Cara Castle, thank you very much. 800 00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:00,080 You take responsibility for your actions, which is commendable. 801 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:06,060 If only the man who fouled up the koala's trench bot could own up to his evil axe and exonerate me. 802 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,600 Well, I don't know what that's about. 803 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,100 But it doesn't sound good to me. 804 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,680 Koala's in transportation. 805 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,900 Something happened to them or something. 806 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:20,040 That's not good. 807 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,040 That's not good. 808 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,940 Thanks for... 809 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,180 Thank you very much for your tip. 810 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,820 Any crack with you? 811 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,280 Any scandal, no? 812 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,800 Any scandal up the town? 813 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,540 Fuck all happening up the town tonight, anyways. 814 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,040 There's not many about. 815 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,240 There's not many about. 816 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:49,220 There's a couple of lads going playing pool up in the Wolf. 817 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,300 That's about it. 818 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,240 There's a band down in the Wolf. 819 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,540 Jeremy Jackson's funky spoker. 820 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:06,500 And he's going to be playing all night long. 821 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,320 He only does... 822 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,320 He does night sets. 823 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,340 He doesn't do anything else. 824 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:13,360 This fucking Lule. 825 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,460 Hey! 826 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:19,600 Go on! 827 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,260 There's people trying to get on the bus here. 828 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,000 There's three lads. 829 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:24,900 Triplets. 830 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,860 Three amigos. 831 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:26,540 Three brothers. 832 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:27,920 They want to get on the bus. 833 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,400 The purple onion's going. 834 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,140 See you later. 835 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:41,980 Now. 836 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,600 We've got more than three brothers. 837 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,460 We've got... 838 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,220 We've got a four ball going. 839 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,360 We've got a four ball. 840 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,700 There's three of them here at the front. 841 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,260 And we've got another one at the back here. 842 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,600 We'll let the lad in at the back go on first. 843 00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,260 Because, hey... 844 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,780 Let's get that out the way. 845 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,420 Stand clear. 846 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,640 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 847 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,200 Stand clear. 848 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,480 Wheelchair access ramp activated. 849 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,640 Stand clear. 850 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,060 Wheelchair access ramp deactivated. 851 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:18,900 That's amazing. 852 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,900 Great technology as well. 853 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,400 It's the Mercedes bus. 854 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:23,920 It's the Mercedes. 855 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,740 You cannot beat it. 856 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,800 It's quality. 857 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,160 It's German made. 858 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,580 I like the seat rubber. 859 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,480 But, I mean, I love the Mercedes. 860 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,200 Steph, thank you very much. 861 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,800 I hope you're keeping... 862 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,900 I hope you're keeping well. 863 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,400 And that you're having a lovely Sunday evening. 864 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,380 And... 865 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:50,480 The rest of the week is a powerful, powerful week. 866 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:54,280 That yields many untold prophecies. 867 00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:57,280 Anto Quinn. 868 00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,840 Thank you very much, Anto Quinn. 869 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,940 Very kind of you. 870 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,240 And I hope you're having... 871 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:02,240 And I hope you're having... 872 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240 A lovely... 873 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:03,700 A lovely... 874 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,760 A lovely evening. 875 00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:07,240 Now, let's get these... 876 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:07,920 Buckings on. 877 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:09,880 How are you keeping? 878 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,460 4 euros to you. 879 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,680 4 euros to you. 880 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,420 Good man. 881 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:15,460 Good man. 882 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:15,460 Good man. 883 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,460 Good man. 884 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,460 The OH. 885 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,320 Thank you very much to the OH there. 886 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,960 Sorry if it's a bit loud now, the... 887 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,000 Volume. 888 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:25,700 Get this book in on now. 889 00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,400 Regular and a 2, sir. 890 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,960 And that'll be 2 euro. 891 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,100 1240, please. 892 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:32,860 Thank you. 893 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:32,940 Thank you. 894 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,840 I don't have to be so donat. 895 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,180 Thank you very much. 896 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,680 The guard took my CBD. 897 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:41,920 Staying clear. 898 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,100 The doors are closing. 899 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:46,220 Staying clear. 900 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,380 The doors are closing. 901 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:48,620 Thank you very much. 902 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,820 I hope you're doing well. 903 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:50,980 And that you're getting... 904 00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:51,640 You're on the mend. 905 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,800 Are you doing a bit of donat? 906 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,700 That you're getting... 907 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:56,880 You're on the mend. 908 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,340 Because... 909 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,100 Are you doing a bit of donat? 910 00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:58,420 Yeah. 911 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,500 You said the last day now. 912 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:02,040 That you were in the hospital. 913 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:02,720 That's not nice. 914 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:04,900 The purple Ivan. 915 00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,440 Thank you very much. 916 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,520 And Amanda as well. 917 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:08,820 You're all... 918 00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:09,960 You're all very kind now. 919 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,740 The kindness has shown now tonight. 920 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,580 Are you doing a bit of donat? 921 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,080 You're all buying your tickets in advance. 922 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:17,640 Which is great. 923 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,660 That helps... 924 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,660 A hell of a lot. 925 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,680 Because I don't want to be... 926 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,320 Seeing people scanning their leap cards. 927 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,820 And having to chase fairs. 928 00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:28,420 People trying to pull the wool over my eyes. 929 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:28,860 Like you know. 930 00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:29,420 Staying clear. 931 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:30,480 The doors are opening. 932 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,440 Staying clear. 933 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,680 The doors are opening. 934 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,220 How are you? 935 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:41,580 Polish beckers. 936 00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:42,440 Thank you very much. 937 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,220 Bitter Polish beckers. 938 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,040 620 please. 939 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,040 620 please. 940 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:49,680 My beckers. 941 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,740 Thank you very much. 942 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,040 Starlin. 943 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,920 2 4. 944 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,340 6 8 10. 945 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,380 And a 2 sir. 946 00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,520 How are you getting on green jump? 947 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:00,780 How are you getting on green jump? 948 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,780 Here you all burn. 949 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:03,080 How are you? 950 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,240 Thank you very much. 951 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,360 Everybody on. 952 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:06,680 Staying clear. 953 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,840 The doors are closing. 954 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:10,940 Staying clear. 955 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,140 The doors are closing. 956 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,500 See that there? 957 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:13,980 Groys. 958 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,300 Building better walls. 959 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,120 They're springing up. 960 00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,320 They're going up. 961 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:18,060 Groys. 962 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,920 They're employing a load of people now. 963 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,060 Universe donating. 964 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:22,480 Yeah. 965 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,180 Chinese rules. 966 00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:25,140 Thank you very much. 967 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,780 Thank you very much. 968 00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:30,480 Chinese rules. 969 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:38,700 Yep. 970 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,780 It's great for me. 971 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:40,980 It works out well for me. 972 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,060 Nice CRV here now. 973 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:45,420 Honda make great cars. 974 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,320 The Japanese cars are the best. 975 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,660 I like the Suzuki's as well. 976 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:57,020 And I have an old Vitara in the shit out the back. 977 00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:58,760 It's fucked by the mean. 978 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:01,640 It'll only. 979 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,260 I know that it'll only cashed. 980 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,640 150 euro. 981 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,800 To get that back on the road like new again. 982 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,060 Because it's only minimal shit that needs to do it. 983 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,300 And even then. 984 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,500 You can buy the parts for a Vitara very very easily. 985 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,400 Sure there's a penny out here. 986 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,220 A lot of scrappage. 987 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:24,800 People not driving them now. 988 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,860 They're trading up. 989 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,300 So you can get a lot of good parts. 990 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,440 Scrappage parts as well. 991 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:28,880 Like you know. 992 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,040 It's the job. 993 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:36,660 Shinzo Abbey. 994 00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:37,520 Thank you very much. 995 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,160 Shinzo Abbey. 996 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,400 Downtown Abbey. 997 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,300 Downtown Abbey. 998 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,920 440 and 160 back to you sir. 999 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,880 Thank you very much. 1000 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,820 How are you getting on Mrs. Ewell? 1001 00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:54,400 Are you doing a bit of a donation? 1002 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,400 Are you doing a bit of a donation? 1003 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,680 Are you doing a bit of a donation? 1004 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,680 The news. 1005 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,340 Are you doing a bit of a donation? 1006 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,920 The news on the street is that Barry still loves Ellen. 1007 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,040 And we're saying thank you to those guys. 1008 00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:07,080 Hopefully Ellen can see it in her heart to get back to Barry. 1009 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1010 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1011 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1012 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1013 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1014 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1015 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1016 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1017 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1018 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1019 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1020 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1021 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,040 How are you doing a bit of a donation? 1022 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,360 Well, you appreciate the honesty, Corbin. 1023 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,840 I know that you appreciate that. 1024 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,060 So I will tell you that. 1025 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:31,420 Man needs seven hours. 1026 00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:33,820 Okay. 1027 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,480 How are you getting that? 1028 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,980 Single and a senior fare for you, sir. 1029 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,180 And that's a one-er. 1030 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,560 Thank you very much. 1031 00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:48,380 That will be one euro 80, please, Corbin. 1032 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:48,920 Thank you. 1033 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,820 20 cents back to you. 1034 00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:54,980 Don't go spending it all at once. 1035 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:56,340 Eh? 1036 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,260 Go man yourself. 1037 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:01,720 Go man yourself. 1038 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:02,920 How are you getting that? 1039 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:05,200 Some buck. 1040 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,160 Some buck for the communism. 1041 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:15,420 But who's to say the communism was the bad stuff like, you know? 1042 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,940 It could have worked out okay. 1043 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,480 Or could it. 1044 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,420 Is capitalism the better system like, you know? 1045 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,280 It's nice to be able to go out and buy a pair of shoes. 1046 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,100 Do you know if you want to get a pair of shoes like this? 1047 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,360 See now. 1048 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,520 You got these going on. 1049 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:40,740 But. 1050 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,760 This is cap. 1051 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:45,240 This is what capitalism is. 1052 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:47,820 Do you know? 1053 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,220 Do you want to see what communism is? 1054 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:50,900 I'll show you. 1055 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,060 That's communism. 1056 00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:57,080 That's communism. 1057 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:02,060 So it's probably a good thing that we went the other way. 1058 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,480 How are you getting that? 1059 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:13,480 How are you getting that? 1060 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:13,480 How are you getting that? 1061 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,400 You know, you've got a nice comfy bed. 1062 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,440 Lovely soft pillows. 1063 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:19,860 Goose. 1064 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:20,380 Goose. 1065 00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:20,820 Goose. 1066 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,980 If you're lucky, you've got a bit of goose down. 1067 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:28,300 And you know what? 1068 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:28,900 If you're unlucky. 1069 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:30,800 You've got even better. 1070 00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:32,140 You've got synthetic done. 1071 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:33,280 Which is just as good. 1072 00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:37,520 How are you getting that? 1073 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,480 Huh? 1074 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:41,760 Isn't that mighty? 1075 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,880 Isn't that the way things are meant to be? 1076 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,020 I think so. 1077 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:53,920 But the problem there though then is that. 1078 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,380 You have it unrestricted. 1079 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:56,900 You know that. 1080 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,520 There's a big gap then between the rich. 1081 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:00,840 The rich lads at the top. 1082 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,420 And the lads at the bottom of the tree then. 1083 00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:06,660 Trying to just eat leaves and stuff. 1084 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:06,940 You know. 1085 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,820 The lads at the top are eating steaks. 1086 00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:12,960 And live cow sacrifices. 1087 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,080 A bohemian grove. 1088 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,380 All manner of strange symbolism. 1089 00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,120 What can you do? 1090 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,640 You can't do anything about it. 1091 00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:26,080 You know. 1092 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,220 That's just the way it is. 1093 00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:30,420 Adam Cam. 1094 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:31,860 Thank you very much Adam Cam. 1095 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,020 Thank you very much. 1096 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,140 Very kind of you. 1097 00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:38,840 And I hope that you're getting on okay. 1098 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:43,560 And trying to read some of your messages here. 1099 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,540 Can't see. 1100 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:51,220 Can you give a rest in peace to dirty Anto? 1101 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,820 I don't know who he is but. 1102 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,320 I hope you're okay Anto. 1103 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,000 I hope you're okay. 1104 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,760 Thank you very much as well. 1105 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:04,860 I love Raven there. 1106 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,640 That's very kind of you. 1107 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:05,900 Now. 1108 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:06,940 Who's this Pucky? 1109 00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:08,540 How are you doing? 1110 00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:08,540 How are you doing? 1111 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:09,040 Blue suit. 1112 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:09,640 What's the story? 1113 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,780 Are you doing a busy donating? 1114 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,860 You're going working? 1115 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,000 Are you doing a busy donating? 1116 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,380 Yeah. 1117 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,660 Are you going to see Alana? 1118 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:16,920 I'm fine. 1119 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,460 Apparently she's a cracker. 1120 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,340 Apparently she's a cracker. 1121 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,400 That's what the world on the street is anyway. 1122 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,340 Thank you very much Alana. 1123 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,720 Are you doing a busy donating? 1124 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,000 Are you doing a busy donating? 1125 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:36,440 Yeah. 1126 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,400 No matter what team you are. 1127 00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,940 You need a small bit of luck as well. 1128 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,000 And we didn't get that today. 1129 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,580 Small bit of luck. 1130 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:41,240 Chinese rules. 1131 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:41,640 Thank you. 1132 00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:44,220 There's a lot of games to play in this division yet. 1133 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,380 We look forward to them. 1134 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,740 We take what we can from today. 1135 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,540 We take whatever positives that we can from today. 1136 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:49,960 Yeah. 1137 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:51,240 Move on. 1138 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,140 Move on. 1139 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:00,860 Puyol. 1140 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:01,860 Carol asked Puyol. 1141 00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:02,700 Thank you very much. 1142 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,840 Nice bit of door creakage there. 1143 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,220 Results are going. 1144 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,500 And also. 1145 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,000 That door creak sound effect. 1146 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:14,860 Was great. 1147 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,880 Great foley work. 1148 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,460 King of the tungsten. 1149 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,280 Thank you very much. 1150 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,500 It's only shite hole sport on the radio at the moment. 1151 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:37,880 There's no tunes like you know. 1152 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,000 Jeff the crane. 1153 00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,600 What's the story? 1154 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,780 I hope you're keeping well Jeff. 1155 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:44,980 I hope you're keeping well. 1156 00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:49,520 Yeah. 1157 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:52,820 Lovely bit of foley work there. 1158 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,860 A door creakage. 1159 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,420 Back in that thing then. 1160 00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,040 No shoes on the carpet. 1161 00:52:59,220 --> 00:52:59,900 Thank you very much. 1162 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,900 Just another day in paradise. 1163 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:07,800 Oh. 1164 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,020 Think twice. 1165 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,480 Cause it's you and me baby. 1166 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,180 In paradise. 1167 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,080 What's the story? 1168 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,660 I was donating. 1169 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:19,860 John the goblin. 1170 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:20,320 How are you? 1171 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,060 I was donating. 1172 00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:21,400 Yeah. 1173 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,860 St. John the goblin. 1174 00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,260 And other biblical tales. 1175 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,300 It's a sad old tale that John the goblin. 1176 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:30,960 St. John the goblin. 1177 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:34,300 He went with the devil. 1178 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:36,200 He sided with the devil and he turned into a goblin. 1179 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:38,520 Isn't that the crack? 1180 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,140 He started off a saint. 1181 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,660 And ended up as a goblin. 1182 00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:43,920 That's what happens. 1183 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,200 That's what happens when you go the way of the devil. 1184 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:48,800 He'll take you. 1185 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,560 He'll take you. 1186 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,240 He'll break you. 1187 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,700 Oh the devil. 1188 00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:54,100 Oh the devil might make you. 1189 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,340 But you could be sure as hell. 1190 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,320 He'll break you. 1191 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,700 That's what I always say now. 1192 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,800 If you want to sell your soul. 1193 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,200 Go ahead and sell your soul to the devil. 1194 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,300 But he'll be coming back looking for dividends later on in life. 1195 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:09,920 Knocking on your door. 1196 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,200 Go and come out. 1197 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:14,720 The devil. 1198 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,080 Have you any euros for me? 1199 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,480 Have you enough euros there for a fucking can of beer? 1200 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,340 And then you have to just keep on giving him euros. 1201 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,220 Because the devil. 1202 00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:27,340 He's got you then. 1203 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:27,800 Like you know. 1204 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,540 He's got you. 1205 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:30,380 And you've got him. 1206 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:32,100 But. 1207 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,860 If it was worth selling your soul for then. 1208 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:35,340 Maybe it. 1209 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,980 Maybe it all panned out okay. 1210 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:37,840 Okay like you know. 1211 00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:40,560 It's not for me to say. 1212 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:41,840 Maybe you get. 1213 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,400 Maybe you're getting unwell with the devil. 1214 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:46,480 Maybe. 1215 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,840 Maybe you are the devil. 1216 00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:50,640 You. 1217 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,740 Are Beelzebub. 1218 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,640 How are you getting that? 1219 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,600 I'm only messing there. 1220 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,240 You're not the devil. 1221 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,480 You are not the devil. 1222 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,600 Now greatness square everybody. 1223 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,900 Greinness square. 1224 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,140 Give me the knife. 1225 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,360 Stand here. 1226 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,540 The doors are open. 1227 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:24,380 Chipolina. 1228 00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:25,540 Yeah. 1229 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,500 Thank you very much. 1230 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:26,980 Chipolina. 1231 00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:28,240 That's very kind of you. 1232 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,280 I hope you're keeping well. 1233 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:29,280 I hope you're keeping well. 1234 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,000 And that you're having a lovely week. 1235 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:31,480 End. 1236 00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:32,600 And that's. 1237 00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:33,400 Don't worry. 1238 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,420 Because the end of the weekend. 1239 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,720 Is not the fucking end of. 1240 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,280 Life as we know it. 1241 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,500 The weekend will be back. 1242 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,680 Back with a bang next week. 1243 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,860 Are you doing a business donating? 1244 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,120 Five days away. 1245 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,220 Are you doing a business donating? 1246 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:46,540 Yeah. 1247 00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:47,060 Hey. 1248 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,000 Big red. 1249 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,080 Big red. 1250 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,520 Big red. 1251 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:48,820 Burmo. 1252 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:49,440 Thank you very much. 1253 00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:50,300 Did you get this? 1254 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,260 Did you hear that? 1255 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,160 Might be the end of the weekend. 1256 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,200 Should the weekend's going to be back again. 1257 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,060 And it's going to take less than a week. 1258 00:55:58,560 --> 00:55:59,380 Back in five days. 1259 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:03,940 Are you doing a business donating? 1260 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:07,240 Are you doing a business donating? 1261 00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:07,540 Yeah. 1262 00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:08,540 Beat. 1263 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,060 That's my. 1264 00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:09,700 Beatly. 1265 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:10,620 Thank you very much. 1266 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:10,820 Beat. 1267 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:12,800 Very kind. 1268 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,000 Yeah. 1269 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,260 I hope you're keeping well. 1270 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,380 Thank you very much. 1271 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:20,860 No. 1272 00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:22,780 This laddie needs to get off. 1273 00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:23,340 We'll let him off. 1274 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,240 Sorry about that, sir. 1275 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:24,940 Are you doing a business donating? 1276 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,940 No. 1277 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:29,340 Sheno. 1278 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,000 How are you? 1279 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,620 I hope you're doing well, buddy. 1280 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,160 Thank you very much. 1281 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,220 This laddie needs to get off. 1282 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:36,960 Hopefully, this is his stop. 1283 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,680 And we didn't keep him on past his original destination. 1284 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:43,960 Sure. 1285 00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:44,860 I don't even know if. 1286 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,180 Viva la revolution. 1287 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:47,700 Thank you. 1288 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:48,220 Thank you. 1289 00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:53,340 I don't even know if this bucking on the bus here now needs to get off here. 1290 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,380 Could have been another stop. 1291 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:55,900 Fuck it. 1292 00:56:58,660 --> 00:56:59,480 How are you getting that? 1293 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,460 It'll be grand. 1294 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:03,640 Stand clear. 1295 00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:05,340 Wheelchair access ramp. 1296 00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:05,960 Activate. 1297 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,400 Stand clear. 1298 00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:09,060 Wheelchair access ramp. 1299 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:09,700 Activate. 1300 00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:10,500 Yeah. 1301 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:10,560 Yeah. 1302 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,100 That might not be. 1303 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:12,680 Thank you. 1304 00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:14,340 Thank you. 1305 00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:15,140 Thank you. 1306 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,660 Tommy Schluck Sr. and Peck. 1307 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,260 Peck. 1308 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:22,420 Thank you very much, Peck. 1309 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,480 Peck. 1310 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,480 Well, that's fantastic news now. 1311 00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:27,940 We've really done it. 1312 00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:29,640 We've done the end of that route. 1313 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:35,440 Peck loves Halo. 1314 00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:37,280 Thank you very much, Peck loves Halo. 1315 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,560 Thank you very much. 1316 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,560 Hope you're doing well. 1317 00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:43,920 And that is us. 1318 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:44,640 I don't think anybody... 1319 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,620 Oh, we might bring her back to the garage. 1320 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,860 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1321 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,480 I'm in a good mood now. 1322 00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:51,800 I like to leave the bus back in... 1323 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,580 Don't be a bit of donating, yeah. 1324 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,080 That's mine. 1325 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:54,660 Tin's a little. 1326 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,300 Thank you very much. 1327 00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:57,080 And in a good state. 1328 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,640 Like, you know, the way that we found the bus when we got... 1329 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,580 Awful shame about that mud... 1330 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:03,080 The... 1331 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,160 That that got... 1332 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,620 Fucking done in by my bus. 1333 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,260 When we were trying to drive her in there earlier on... 1334 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,220 We were trying to park her up after the first route. 1335 00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:16,260 We... 1336 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:20,200 Well, we flattened some... 1337 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,700 Some poor fucker, like, you know. 1338 00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:28,940 Yeah. 1339 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,140 It's a fucking... 1340 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:30,520 It's a shame. 1341 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,440 It's a shame. 1342 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,520 It's a shame, but... 1343 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,660 These things do happen. 1344 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,360 How are you getting that? 1345 00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:40,600 Now. 1346 00:58:40,600 --> 00:59:01,060 You have completed the rules. 1347 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:03,580 Oh. 1348 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:04,800 Fucking... 1349 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,320 Here's a pillar. 1350 00:59:07,740 --> 00:59:08,260 500... 1351 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:08,980 Euro... 1352 00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:09,700 Fair... 1353 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,260 Fine. 1354 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,720 500 euro... 1355 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:12,800 Fee. 1356 00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:13,540 Should I say. 1357 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,420 For repairing that. 1358 00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:16,600 Stinker. 1359 00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,780 It's not nice when you've got a... 1360 00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:21,020 You had a great little run. 1361 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,300 And then at the end there's a little stinker at the end of it. 1362 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:26,260 Ruins it. 1363 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,200 Takes the... 1364 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,180 Takes the fun out. 1365 00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:29,300 What can you do? 1366 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,100 How are you getting that? 1367 00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:31,440 Oh, no. 1368 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:32,640 And we'll turn that. 1369 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,220 Turn that. 1370 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,560 Oh, we'll open those doors. 1371 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:38,060 Yeah. 1372 00:59:38,860 --> 00:59:39,820 And we'll turn that. 1373 00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:41,920 Turn that off. 1374 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:43,180 That's great stuff. 1375 00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,240 We'll have a quick little look over here. 1376 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,780 Make sure there's nothing being left behind. 1377 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,520 Nobody's being left on the bus. 1378 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,280 No... 1379 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,360 Push chair. 1380 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,000 No nothing. 1381 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,260 No wrappers. 1382 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,040 No rubbish. 1383 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,500 And also no bombs or weapons of mass destruction because... 1384 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:06,220 That's part and parcel of public transport these days. 1385 01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:08,540 You have to do a bomb check at the end of the day as well. 1386 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:09,860 Which is a shame. 1387 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,100 But... 1388 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,560 It's just the way things are now. 1389 01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:15,740 That's the way things are. 1390 01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,800 I'm thinking about getting an old bomb vest for myself. 1391 01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,200 That... 1392 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:23,940 We done that now? 1393 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:24,500 We're done. 1394 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:24,820 We're done. 1395 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:25,740 That's great stuff. 1396 01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:29,140 Not an actual exploding vest, but... 1397 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:33,060 Something that just provides a little bit of protection. 1398 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:34,580 Do you know? 1399 01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:35,580 A little bit of flack. 1400 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:36,680 That... 1401 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,120 If there's any... 1402 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,040 In America, you get the flack jackets. 1403 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,400 Bulletproof vest. 1404 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,680 Any rubbish like that, you can fucking... 1405 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,680 You're like a walking... 1406 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,400 Bomb... 1407 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,060 Bomb man. 1408 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,140 Do you know that Hart Locker film? 1409 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,820 The fellow who dresses up in the bomb thing. 1410 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,160 He's like a bomb. 1411 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,580 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1412 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:03,300 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1413 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,120 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1414 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,900 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1415 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,640 Heading to the roundabout, he's hitting it nice. 1416 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,460 Take the second left turn, he's driving it nice. 1417 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,220 Singles at the right turn, driving it nice. 1418 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:20,040 Singles at the left turn, driving it nice. 1419 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,660 Schluck air, hoes up through your towel. 1420 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:24,820 What's the story? 1421 01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:25,660 Don't frown. 1422 01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,740 Have you got the right change? 1423 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,020 If you do, get on the bus. 1424 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,400 We're gonna go around the roundabout alive with you. 1425 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:35,220 Check out the new logo that we got. 1426 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,520 Spray painted on. 1427 01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:39,360 And it's looking quite cool. 1428 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,700 Spray paint is good. 1429 01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:42,000 It looks legit. 1430 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,460 The spray paint will help. 1431 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:58,480 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 1432 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,380 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 1433 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,480 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions. 1434 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:15,780 Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem. 1435 01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:21,720 Jerusalem, Jerusalem. 1436 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:38,720 Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem. 1437 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:55,520 La donna è mobile. Qual più malvento muta da cento e di pensiero. La donna è mobile. 1438 01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:06,600 Whether you're not arsed cooking or you just want to impress the bird, I whip out none other than a Canzino's. 1439 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:11,200 Whisper it into her ear, actually. Canzino's. Stone-baked sourdough. 1440 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:16,200 We won a Popper Award, so... Remember who you're playing with, yeah? 1441 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:30,200 Vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan. 1442 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200 How you gettin' on? 1443 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,200 How you gettin' on, Ewell? 1444 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:40,080 And we're gonna print there now on a two euro back to ya. Good woman yourself. 1445 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,080 Little schlep of coffee and I'll be on my way. I'll be grand. 1446 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,080 Oh yeah. 1447 01:03:54,080 --> 01:04:06,080 Someone's saying Gulag there. Is there a bit of Gulagin' goin' on, is there? Is Barbie back again? No way. 1448 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:23,080 Who, who was, who was, erm... Alright, Adamant. Adamant. Adamant. Okay. I can't see Barbie. I can't see... Lookit. I cannot be spendin' all day on the Gulags. 1449 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:38,080 But any, anyone... Okay, it's the right one, it's the right one, it's the right one. Sorry about that. 1450 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,080 No. It's the lady back, back here, look. She doesn't know what to do. 1451 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,080 I'll get... 1452 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,080 Fucking hell. 1453 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,080 Can you move out the way of the door, please? You're blocking the door. 1454 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,080 Thank you. 1455 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080 No. 1456 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,080 Absolutely vertangin' after that. 1457 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:35,300 Nora. Thank you very much Nora. I hope you're keeping well. I hope you're doing well. Let me see now. Sorry I'm just trying to get around to your messages everyone. Trying to get around to your messages. 1458 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:48,960 Gridrain thank you very much. I'll have a look at what you've wrote there now in a minute Gridrain. You all know about the garage phone number. Start with 666. 1459 01:05:52,820 --> 01:06:03,340 Thank you Tommy. Thank you very much. Thomas Jefferson. 1460 01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:20,400 I'm thinking about heading over to Jerusalem myself now. To the Holy Land. Doing a bit of praying. Brian thank you very much Brian. 1461 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:28,460 It's a special place because you've got the three. It's cradle of civilization. You've got. 1462 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:38,020 The beginning of all the religions there as well. You've got the Muslims. The Judaism. And the Christianities as well. 1463 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,240 You've got pumpkin and pepper too. I'm sure they have that over there in Israel. 1464 01:06:44,620 --> 01:06:46,640 Or Palestine. Whatever you want to call it. 1465 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,960 Whatever way you want to cut that cabbage. 1466 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,260 Each to their own. 1467 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,260 It's a bit of an owl mess out there. 1468 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,640 It looks like it could be nice. 1469 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:01,100 Weather wise. 1470 01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:02,960 Schmel. Schmel. Thank you very much. 1471 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,840 It looks like it could be nice weather wise. 1472 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,320 But there could be a fucking dodgy. 1473 01:07:08,660 --> 01:07:10,420 Set up on the transport there. 1474 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,080 Sometimes you hear of. 1475 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,640 Fucking lunatics. 1476 01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:15,880 Mad lunatics. 1477 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,880 Going on a mad one. 1478 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:20,560 Boom. 1479 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:20,680 Boom. 1480 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,880 Boom Murphy. Thank you very much. 1481 01:07:23,980 --> 01:07:24,220 Boom. 1482 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:24,300 Boom. 1483 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,180 That's very kind of you. 1484 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:28,920 Thank you very much. 1485 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,920 But I'd be interested now to see where Jesus grew up. 1486 01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,800 And you know the street where he lived. 1487 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:36,500 And where he played. 1488 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,280 And all that kind of stuff. 1489 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,080 Where he went to school. 1490 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,120 Paul Gogarty as well. 1491 01:07:43,340 --> 01:07:45,000 Deputy Stag and Paul Gogarty. 1492 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,840 I think they're mad into Judaism. 1493 01:07:50,740 --> 01:07:52,620 Or Islam. 1494 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,340 One or the other. 1495 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,560 It's all the same really isn't it. 1496 01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,720 The three religions. 1497 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,460 You've got the Christianics. 1498 01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,420 The Christianicals. 1499 01:08:04,540 --> 01:08:06,220 You've got the Judicanicals. 1500 01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,160 And the Musabinicals. 1501 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,360 It's all the same. 1502 01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:12,500 They're all. 1503 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:17,080 Just different symbols on the flags or on the churches. 1504 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,000 It's not called a church. 1505 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:19,040 It's not called a church. 1506 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,200 There's is called a synagogue. 1507 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,020 There's is not called a synagogue. 1508 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,580 There's is called a mosque. 1509 01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:27,360 Do you know what I mean? 1510 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,340 All the world. 1511 01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,240 All the world. 1512 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,380 Thank you very much. 1513 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,240 That's it. 1514 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:39,060 That'll be the biggest egg on their face. 1515 01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:40,060 When they get up to heaven. 1516 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:40,920 They realize that. 1517 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:41,240 Jesus. 1518 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,200 We were wasting our time fighting. 1519 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,400 Because it's all the same. 1520 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,440 Sandra Joyce. 1521 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,320 Thank you very much. 1522 01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,160 Sandra Joyce. 1523 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,880 I must rejoice. 1524 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,640 Because of Sandra. 1525 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,180 And the kind tip. 1526 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,520 Which has been bestowed upon the bus. 1527 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:01,480 Service. 1528 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,100 Slugger. 1529 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,700 Thank you very much. 1530 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,000 Smell. 1531 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,240 But wouldn't that be. 1532 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,860 The chickens will really come home to Roche then. 1533 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,840 For the religious. 1534 01:09:17,380 --> 01:09:19,020 When they get up to the top of the deck. 1535 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:22,160 And they realize we're all in the same basket of eggs. 1536 01:09:22,780 --> 01:09:22,960 Eh? 1537 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,300 And we are in the same basket of eggs sir. 1538 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:29,460 Nothing. 1539 01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,140 There's nothing between the ears there. 1540 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,580 And I can say that no one. 1541 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,240 There'll be no complaint made. 1542 01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:37,980 Because he's not. 1543 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:40,060 Is he even there? 1544 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,280 How are you getting on wild buck? 1545 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,000 What's the story? 1546 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,920 Any wild tales for me? 1547 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,020 Where are you going? 1548 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:50,580 What are you doing? 1549 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,060 What do you say? 1550 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:53,600 What do you know? 1551 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:53,660 What do you know? 1552 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,600 Ah fuck all now. 1553 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,300 We were out the last night again. 1554 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,460 Went to see Mary Lally's bucket. 1555 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,620 Again for the third time. 1556 01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:02,600 Ah. 1557 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:05,300 Powerful. 1558 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,500 Absolutely powerful stuff. 1559 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:26,900 You do well to get yourself a ticket. 1560 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:35,340 I was in Easton's earlier on picking up the paper. 1561 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:39,420 And the crossword puzzle. 1562 01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:42,680 And the lad behind the tilt said. 1563 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:44,520 They've sold out. 1564 01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,820 Don't say I didn't warn ya. Oh, yeah, don't say I didn't warn ya 1565 01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:08,660 No 1566 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:31,240 Big shout out to my main man stir chicken doing the business and supporting the shlug here 1567 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:39,240 From way back when even before we would even before we were doing it in the major leagues 1568 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:46,420 And the and a big shout out to to the evangelical Christianicles 1569 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,300 Gang of savage legends 1570 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:58,180 Savage girl look at that 1571 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,360 For a brighter future shlug here 1572 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:07,880 Can somebody get this now somebody screen screen cap this now? 1573 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,580 Somebody get this now 1574 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:14,300 Fuck 1575 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,300 There we go. Oh, yeah, that's it 1576 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:24,200 Bad Pat thank you very much bad Pat 1577 01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:30,240 Thanks very much bad Pat and also a big big shout out and congratulations 1578 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:39,360 To Brad Pitt for winning his Oscar for the movie he did with Tarantino. I haven't seen it yet. I heard it was great 1579 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,040 But look at that for a brighter future 1580 01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,620 Shlug here and couldn't that be an advert now 1581 01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:50,440 You'd want to put some mystical music to it now 1582 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,620 Have a look here now 1583 01:12:52,620 --> 01:13:02,340 Yeah, and it is it is it it was there we go 1584 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,620 No 1585 01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:30,800 Why is it fucking bother? The fan is in the way you've ruined your own in the advert? 1586 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,600 Oh, for fuck. 1587 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,900 Great, great, great, great. 1588 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:39,700 Fair enough, fair enough. 1589 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,780 Drive. 1590 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:48,920 Drive. 1591 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,020 Drive. 1592 01:13:51,020 --> 01:14:03,020 Drive. 1593 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,020 Are you in there? 1594 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,380 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1595 01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:15,620 So, we'll have to do that again another time. 1596 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,760 Another time, because these fucking lunatics. 1597 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,460 Wish I could just move it. 1598 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,720 They're moving. 1599 01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:22,520 There's a bit of movement. 1600 01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,600 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1601 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,320 Now, we've a bit of time while this red truck goes. 1602 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,240 Schlugger. 1603 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:42,040 Sometimes, life can be hard getting from A to B. 1604 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:43,580 But you know what? 1605 01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,360 For a brighter future, don't just bus. 1606 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,100 Schlug. 1607 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:56,240 Because with over 15, I'd say about 22 different types of bus now. 1608 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,660 With over 22 different types of fleet. 1609 01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:05,480 We are there to bring you every step of your way, your journey. 1610 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,540 Whether you're going to the shops. 1611 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,680 Or you just want to get out the house for a spin. 1612 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,860 Or you're going, I don't know, your college. 1613 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:14,640 You've got work. 1614 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,740 Schlugger will be there for you. 1615 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:18,600 Okay. 1616 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,520 No schmucking on the bus, please. 1617 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,340 Thank you very much. 1618 01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:29,800 How are you getting that? 1619 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,960 I think that did it. 1620 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,760 That was a great little advert now. 1621 01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:34,700 We might be able to rework that. 1622 01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:39,140 Might send that in to someone now who's got a bit of skill. 1623 01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:42,680 To be able to put the polish on that, you know. 1624 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,920 Get it onto the World Wide Web or something. 1625 01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:57,460 yeah for a brighter future i i think i forgot the line i forgot the tagline 1626 01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:01,700 for a for a brighter future slugger 1627 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:10,020 the is this not doing get out the way come on 1628 01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:39,380 now everybody stock stocker square stocker square everybody thank you sad thank you very much 1629 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:45,620 there we go great stuff 1630 01:16:46,500 --> 01:17:03,500 Penny tunes. Lovely. Sad, thank you very much, Sad. 1631 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:33,500 The Green Mercy Banks of the Rhee. Shaskin. Knock na gaul. In fairness to Johnny, thank you very much, Sad. 1632 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:57,500 That's the stuff. That's what we came for. South Spork now, South Spork. No one gettin' an. 1633 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:04,500 North Spork next. North Spork next. That's it now. Didn't flash. 1634 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:11,500 Scumbag. Thank you. 1635 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:18,500 North Spork next. That's it now. Didn't flash. Scumbag. 1636 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,000 No. 1637 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,200 Didn't flash. 1638 01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,380 Scumbag. 1639 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,500 Thank you very much. 1640 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,500 How are you getting that? 1641 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:55,500 Thank you very much, Tenchbatter. How are you purple? What's the story? Any crack? 1642 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:06,500 Now we get this senior, single senior. And then a one for you. How are you doing, miss? You well. 1643 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:16,500 And then a regular and a two. Good woman yourself. And then two. And there you go. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. 1644 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,500 Thank you. Thank you. 1645 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:24,500 But I'm thinking of going down to the wailing wall over in Jerusalem. Doing a bit of wailing. 1646 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:41,500 I think you're meant to just go down to it and start fucking crying and mourning and wailing and just giving out shit into the wall. I think, I believe that's what you do there. And then you're cleansed then or something. 1647 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,500 And then you're... 1648 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,500 You're free to the day free then. 1649 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,500 You're free to mill around Jerusalem. Maybe go and watch a bit of football or something. 1650 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:55,500 I wonder do they have Sky Sports out there in Jerusalem. 1651 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:59,500 I wonder do they have Sky Sports out there in Jerusalem. 1652 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:04,500 A bit of Champions League on now. The week that's in it. 1653 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1654 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:07,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1655 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1656 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1657 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1658 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1659 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1660 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:13,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1661 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1662 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1663 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1664 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,500 I wonder if you're going to be in it. 1665 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:20,500 How are you getting on, Onion? What's the story? 1666 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,500 There's one place, I tell you. 1667 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,500 One place you do not want to be going at the moment. 1668 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:31,500 Is Wuhan. 1669 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:36,500 It's on lockdown. The whole place is on lockdown. 1670 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,500 It's madness. 1671 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,500 There's a coronavirus century. 1672 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:49,500 And they've put a lot of people in quarantine. 1673 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:52,500 They've put some fella in a balloon. 1674 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,500 Because he's too much of a liability to have around Wuhan. 1675 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,500 They stuck him into a balloon. 1676 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,500 And then they let it go into the sky. 1677 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,500 But it's still attached to a string. 1678 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,500 So he won't fly away. 1679 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:08,500 But he is. 1680 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:11,500 He's safe from infecting other people. 1681 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,500 Do you see what I mean? 1682 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,500 There's a bit of thinking behind the madness. 1683 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,500 And um... 1684 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:20,500 He's not going to hurt anyone in there in that balloon. 1685 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,500 And if he... 1686 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,500 Stand clear. The doors are open. 1687 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,500 If he fucking does there will be trouble. 1688 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,500 Stand clear. The doors are open. 1689 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,500 How are you getting on? 1690 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:36,500 Great route. Another great route. Fantastic route with no badness. 1691 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,500 Do you know there was nothing negative about it. 1692 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:44,500 There was no shite stapping. There was no wing mirror clipping. 1693 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,500 There was no human steam rolling. 1694 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,500 It was just great great busing. 1695 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:57,500 It was just pure bus. 1696 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:02,500 Just the bus please. Hold the onions. 1697 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,500 No... none of your fancy stuff. 1698 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,500 None of your fancy bus. 1699 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,500 And look at that. 1700 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,500 Who's that? 1701 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,500 Who's that cavalier there on the back? 1702 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,500 Huh? 1703 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,500 Who's that pretty... who's that pretty face? 1704 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,500 How you getting on? 1705 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,500 Ah, it's myself. It's myself. 1706 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:53,500 Now, ignition. Take that out there. Do that. 1707 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:55,500 A quick scour. 1708 01:22:57,500 --> 01:22:59,500 A quick little scour to see if there's been any... 1709 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,500 Bobby Blasters leaving any presents down the back. 1710 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,500 Nothing. Nothing at all. 1711 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,500 And that's a clean bus. 1712 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,500 Very clean bus. 1713 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,500 Beautiful. 1714 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,500 Really nice. 1715 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,500 Really, really nice. 1716 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,500 Really happy with that. 1717 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,500 It's a great bit of a bus. 1718 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:25,500 It's fantastic. 1719 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:32,500 Third place, Getafe visited Barcelona in the Nou Camp on Saturday. 1720 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:37,500 And the first little shock came from Messi. 1721 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,500 With a little jink. 1722 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,500 But it didn't jink over the keeper's head high enough. 1723 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:44,500 Getafe scored. 1724 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:50,500 But VAR ruled it out after they saw a bit of an old fumble in the box. 1725 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,500 The FIFA man whistle-blow. 1726 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,500 I tell you who's doing well. 1727 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,500 That greetsman. 1728 01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:58,500 He scored a goal for them. 1729 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,500 Outside of the left foot. 1730 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,500 I wouldn't say he's amazing world-class, but he's good enough. 1731 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,500 Number eight played well. 1732 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,500 As well as that number 24 lad. 1733 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,500 And then a goal from Roberto. 1734 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:18,500 What an amazing way to seal the deal. 1735 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,500 Messi now! 1736 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:22,500 What a header! 1737 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,500 He's a header, he's a header. 1738 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,500 Number nine! 1739 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,500 Who saw that coming? 1740 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500 For Ter Stengen anyway. 1741 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,500 Well done number nine for... 1742 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,500 For Getafe. 1743 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:40,500 Late free kick must have been scary for Barca. 1744 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:41,500 Ter Stengen! 1745 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,500 Ter Stengen again! 1746 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,500 Check out super... 1747 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,500 The one-handed fucking saves there! 1748 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,500 Off the line! 1749 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,500 Well done Barcelona! 1750 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,500 Keep it rocking! 1751 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,500 Keep it lit! 1752 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,500 The goat! 1753 01:24:58,500 --> 01:24:59,500 Messi there, the goat man! 1754 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:15,080 V'y-tong-g'n 1755 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:34,520 How you know? 1756 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:55,640 Nice to get back and relax for a bit, you know? 1757 01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:09,400 And I tell ya, you can work your life away, you know? 1758 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:16,640 Then you look back, you're like, where did it all go? 1759 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:23,800 She was too busy fuckin' workin' to even notice it go by, like... 1760 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:29,500 When they say, the French, they have a four day week, you know? 1761 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:34,920 They have it served, they know what they're doing. 1762 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,560 Great food, great culture. 1763 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:43,420 "I don't have a bit of donatin'." 1764 01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:55,120 "Jerusalem Hanan, thank you very much, Jerry Lusher, Jerry Lusherum." 1765 01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:58,820 I was saying in Journey of the Bar, "You need a four day week." 1766 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:06,240 "It's four day or bushed, at this stage." "Adam Cam, thank you." 1767 01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:10,820 And he goes, "You're right, Tommy." And then I said, "No, you're wrong." 1768 01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:16,520 "I was joking with you to say if you believed me." And it just goes to show you, believe anything you're told. 1769 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:20,220 Because my actual belief is that we need a six day week. 1770 01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:22,220 "You don't have a bit of donatin'." 1771 01:27:22,220 --> 01:27:24,920 Because there's not enough work going on in the days that we are working. 1772 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,920 "You get me?" 1773 01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,620 "Ali Ashki." 1774 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,620 "Thank you very much." 1775 01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:37,620 "I've got Kevin Augustan." 1776 01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:41,620 "He's startin' with me on tomorrow." 1777 01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:42,620 "He's startin' tomorrow." 1778 01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:43,620 "He's startin' tomorrow." 1779 01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:46,620 "He's gonna be so needin' ya." 1780 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,620 "At my." 1781 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:52,620 "Luke Coyle, thank you very much, Luke Coyle." 1782 01:27:52,620 --> 01:28:00,320 "So it's either a four day week or a six day week, you know." 1783 01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:06,320 "Because if you get out of bed a bit too late, you can feel groggy because you've had too much sleep then." 1784 01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,320 "Like, you know." 1785 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:12,320 "The same thing will happen if you have too many days off work." 1786 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,320 "You're not gonna be arsed." 1787 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,320 "The next thing they'll be askin' for a three day week." 1788 01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:17,320 "Then a two day week." 1789 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,320 "Then a one way week." 1790 01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:20,320 "One day week." 1791 01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:33,020 "So how can you even have a fuckin' four day week?" 1792 01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:35,020 "Four days isn't even a week." 1793 01:28:35,020 --> 01:28:40,020 "Seven days in a week." 1794 01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:43,020 "You can have a four day days." 1795 01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:45,020 "You can have four day." 1796 01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:48,020 "You can have a four day set of four days, but you can have a four day week." 1797 01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,720 "You can have a one day." 1798 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,720 "A one day day." 1799 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,720 "One day event." 1800 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:54,720 "Not a week." 1801 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,720 "Not a hope." 1802 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,720 "Not a chance." 1803 01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:09,420 "I don't know if it's a donatin'." 1804 01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:11,420 "I don't know if it's a donatin'." 1805 01:29:11,420 --> 01:29:12,420 "Yeah." 1806 01:29:12,420 --> 01:29:14,420 "That's mine." 1807 01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:18,420 "Blitchy, thank you very much." 1808 01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:38,120 "And this wankers, Von Jurek, thank you very much." 1809 01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:39,820 "Very kind of a bitch." 1810 01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:40,820 "Very kind of a bitch." 1811 01:29:40,820 --> 01:29:41,820 "And now we'll move on to the banana." 1812 01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:43,820 "Because this is God's..." 1813 01:29:43,820 --> 01:29:45,820 "Do you know what they call this?" 1814 01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:48,820 "God's middle finger." 1815 01:29:48,820 --> 01:29:50,820 "Are you doing a bit of donatin'?" 1816 01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:52,820 "They don't really." 1817 01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:53,820 "You don't a bit of donatin'?" 1818 01:29:53,820 --> 01:29:54,820 "Yeah." 1819 01:29:54,820 --> 01:29:55,820 "It's got a powerful..." 1820 01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:57,820 "Sarah Snake, thank you very much." 1821 01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:59,820 "They say it's packed with power." 1822 01:29:59,820 --> 01:30:01,820 "The banana, it's a superfood." 1823 01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:08,520 "You've got slow release of energy during the day with this potassium in it." 1824 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:12,520 "And do what I do as well if you don't want to eat a full one." 1825 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:14,520 "Just have a little bit in..." 1826 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,520 "Wrap the banana back up then." 1827 01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,520 "Watch this." 1828 01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:19,520 "You eat this bit." 1829 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:22,520 "See if you want to keep half for later." 1830 01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:35,220 "Then what you're left with is the banana in this in a glove." 1831 01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:36,220 "Banana in a glove." 1832 01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:37,220 "Banana in a glove." 1833 01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:41,220 "Simply to secure that at the end." 1834 01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,220 "You take these bits here." 1835 01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:47,220 "And you tie a little bit of a knot with them." 1836 01:30:47,220 --> 01:30:52,220 "This is an ancient technique that the Aztecs used to use as well." 1837 01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:55,220 "So I'll show you what we do here." 1838 01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:59,220 "Turn the music up a little." 1839 01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:02,920 "I'll add a little bit of atmosphere to this." 1840 01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:03,920 "Now." 1841 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:04,920 "Do you know what I mean?" 1842 01:31:04,920 --> 01:31:09,920 "So we've got a little bit of a splitter." 1843 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:10,920 "We have a splitter here." 1844 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:26,620 "So what we do with the splitter is we take that apart." 1845 01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:28,620 "Like that." 1846 01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:29,620 "Now." 1847 01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:32,620 "You're left with four strips then on your banana." 1848 01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:36,320 "What you do is you take your two." 1849 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:38,320 "And you fold them like that over the top of it." 1850 01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,320 "Right?" 1851 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,320 "Now." 1852 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,320 "You're safe with that." 1853 01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:43,320 "You take your splitters." 1854 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,320 "Once you've got your splitters at the top there." 1855 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,020 "Wrap around a little bit." 1856 01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:56,020 "Believe me now, once you get used to this you'll never not do it." 1857 01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:57,720 "Take your splitters." 1858 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,720 "Take your splitters." 1859 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:05,720 "And make a lovely little bit of a knot at the top there like that." 1860 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,720 "And then you tie that just a little." 1861 01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:14,420 "A little bit like that." 1862 01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:15,420 "And look at that." 1863 01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:18,420 "Isn't that fucking mighty altogether?" 1864 01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:21,420 "That's ready to rock." 1865 01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:23,420 "That's ready to rock for later." 1866 01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:25,420 "Now." 1867 01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:29,420 "You stick that there like that." 1868 01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:31,420 "You stick that there like that." 1869 01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:33,420 "That's ready to rock for later." 1870 01:32:33,420 --> 01:32:35,420 "You stick that there like that." 1871 01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:37,420 "That's ready to rock for later." 1872 01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:39,420 "That's ready to rock for later." 1873 01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:41,120 "See that?" 1874 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,120 "See no one knows." 1875 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:51,120 "No one knows I have banana in my pocket now." 1876 01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:52,120 "The top pocket." 1877 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:54,120 "I've got that in the bank." 1878 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,120 "What can I say?" 1879 01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:03,120 "That's just the way life goes for me sometimes." 1880 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:09,820 "You see what I was saying last night when he was coming up the town." 1881 01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:14,820 "He never came back, never went home, never came back, never went, never left, never wanted to leave before." 1882 01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:20,520 "But he had the righteousness to come back and say thank you very much for everything that you've done." 1883 01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:22,520 "You've always wanted for him to be happy." 1884 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,520 "You just wanted for him to be happy." 1885 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:25,220 "And that was the main thing." 1886 01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:27,220 "If he wasn't happy then you weren't happy." 1887 01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:28,220 "If you weren't happy then he wasn't happy." 1888 01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:31,220 "Every day would be another, a different place." 1889 01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:32,920 "I suppose I can't." 1890 01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:41,920 "That'd be the much he would have said to you at any given stage." 1891 01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:48,280 And that's what I always said to you, and your family, and your friends, and your mother as well. 1892 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,520 You could always rely on me, to tell you the truth. 1893 01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:54,500 You did a lot for me in the past, and I'll do a lot for you, and I'll always do a lot for you in the future. 1894 01:33:54,500 --> 01:34:01,040 Not going to be able to pick you up, but bring you around and do your best, and help you around the town. 1895 01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:04,820 Doing this and that, and I have no special, no skin off my nose. 1896 01:34:04,820 --> 01:34:07,980 I can help you with that, you can help me with something. 1897 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:11,020 We can come to some arrangement or something like that. 1898 01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:13,020 *Sings* 1899 01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:15,020 *Sings* 1900 01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:20,020 Cup of orange, oh fuck man. You fucking never get a break like that if you turn left. 1901 01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:25,020 You got a green light for either day, you're waiting for cunts to fucking fly by. You got compassion, you know what I mean? 1902 01:34:25,020 --> 01:34:30,020 You got a rose orange and red and you fucking go like that. 1903 01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:55,020 I'm trying to ride like. Well at times you ought to be stuck behind some starlet like you know what I mean. Stuck behind the back of a starlet in a truck. 10 minutes is a long time on the road like. It's a long time in politics. 10 minutes is a long time on the road like. Mind that child. 1904 01:34:55,020 --> 01:35:00,640 Do do do do. Schlagerin. 1905 01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:18,000 *Mario plays* 1906 01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:21,020 *Scoop in Daven* 1907 01:35:21,020 --> 01:35:23,080 *Scoop in Daven* 1908 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:24,680 *Mario plays* 1909 01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:28,680 *Mario plays* 1910 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:30,680 *Mario plays* 1911 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,680 Nice bit of coffee. 1912 01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,680 For a brighter future. 1913 01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,680 *Mario plays* 1914 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:41,680 *Mario plays* 1915 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:43,680 *Mario plays* 1916 01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:46,680 Alfonsina Mexicana, thank you very much. 1917 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:47,680 *Mario plays* 1918 01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:49,680 I hope you're keeping well. 1919 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:53,680 *Mario plays* 1920 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,680 *Mario plays* 1921 01:35:56,680 --> 01:36:03,680 Lovely bit of shred. 1922 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:10,680 Leo, thank you very much Leo. Leo, very coming. 1923 01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:39,680 The red cow. Derek Mooney's Birdwatch, thank you very much. Great show, I like to listen to that. It's played late, it's played late, nice. 1924 01:36:39,680 --> 01:37:08,680 Repeated late. Great show to fall asleep to. Derek Mooney, he knows the birds. He's good with them, he's studied them, he's ornithologically adept at describing plumage and groomage, flumage. 1925 01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:16,680 And it's an awful peaceful pursuit as well, you know, it's nice and pastoral and relaxation wise. 1926 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:27,680 Oh, you cannot beat. It's like, it's like escaping into another world, you go birdwatching. You go to an aviary or a, you know, one of those yokes. 1927 01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:41,680 You lose, you forget that you're a human, you know, and you start living through the eyes of the bird and you start thinking of the bird and how the bird is doing its life and how the bird is in flying form all the time. And it's flying. 1928 01:37:41,680 --> 01:38:03,680 So it's in flying form because it's in the air. And we were saying the last day myself and Johnny. Is there life out there? You know, aliens and all that kind of crack. And if there is, you know, imagine if there are humans in another world that's like our world, just in a different galaxy. 1929 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:13,680 And they were born. Their world was exploded into life at the same time as our world exploded into life. 1930 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:32,680 But like the butterfly effect happened, you know, and for some stroke of evolutionary luck, if you call it luck, humans have wings as well. And we can fly like, you know, imagine that. 1931 01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:46,680 People have been imagining that since way back when. And we even have angels in our minds. We've angels in the skies, Angel Gabriel and all the other angels. 1932 01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:58,680 And I don't know the name of them. Like Gabriel is probably the only one that I know the name of. But, um, have you heard this now? That was Seamus. 1933 01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:07,680 Lovely reels. Lovely reels. Lovely reels. Um, but those angels are up there spinning around doing the crack, having the cracking. 1934 01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:25,680 James O'Donnell. That's right. But imagine in another world, another place, there's that. And then imagine if they developed a, a, a wreck, a rock, a rocket or a, a plane or something which could fly to our world. 1935 01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:46,680 And if they saw us, what would they do? Would they kill us? Or would they be sound to us? Would they go on the piss? Would they be up for the crack like that? Or would they be more into, you know, fucking stealing you away and sticking a fucking pipe up your hole or something? 1936 01:39:46,680 --> 01:40:02,680 How are you getting on Mrs. AOL? Paddy Joe Tighe. That'd be great if we can get a bit of Paddy Joe Tighe before the night is wrapped. Can see? Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. 1937 01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:07,680 And then he left the woodlands of Loughlin. A true and old Irish man. John Bergen was his name. 1938 01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:12,680 He belonged to Tipperary and from the inner town he came. 1939 01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:38,200 The one I loved is gone for air, he's left his tyrants' den. He fought to death and then he left the woodlands of Loughlin. A true and noble Irish man, John Bergen was his name. He belonged to Tipperary and from the inner town he came. 1940 01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:51,800 But now, thank God, although he's gone, he's free from harm and sin. And he let them have his parting shot before he left Loughlin. 1941 01:40:53,260 --> 01:41:11,760 Black Dermot too was brave and true from the plains of Balnegal. He's missed by many a fireside at home for Tneerenfall. He's missed at home in Brackloon by his own dear kit and kin. 1942 01:41:12,260 --> 01:41:19,300 And his comrades to witness him too in the woodlands of Loughlin. 1943 01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:32,860 John Bergen said that he was proud to die for Ireland's cause. To free our land from black and tans and all through Lillian laws. 1944 01:41:33,820 --> 01:41:45,660 Saying goodbye to Tipperary, to every dale and glen. And to all my faithful comrades in the woodlands of Loughlin. 1945 01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:59,580 When our heroes, they were dying there, they called the clergyman. Let no one think they feared to face the English black and tan. 1946 01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:05,940 The cannon came and was in time and as he said amen. 1947 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:13,220 like Delmasol was departing from the woodlands of Loughlin. 1948 01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:21,060 Take this message to our own brave boys and tell them we are dead. 1949 01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:28,060 Tell them to be of utmost cheer to hold no drooping head, 1950 01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:33,560 to keep all brains a-using to fight and not give in, 1951 01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:40,720 and be proud to die beneath an Irish sky in the woodlands of Loughlin. 1952 01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:48,460 Those were the worst, our brave boys said, as they died for Ireland's cause, 1953 01:42:48,460 --> 01:42:54,520 to free our land from black and trans and all cruel alien laws. 1954 01:42:55,560 --> 01:43:00,980 Goodbye, my friends, fight side by side like gallant Irish men. 1955 01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:08,800 Then they closed their eyes, they bid goodbye to the woodlands of Loughlin. 1956 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:23,300 And there, especially for John, our Jim O'Donnell, out in London, and our Birmingham, sorry, and... 1957 01:43:24,780 --> 01:43:26,560 Sorry about that now, I'll... 1958 01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,340 Paddy Joe's on the radios. 1959 01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:34,840 Almost bring a tear to the eye. 1960 01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:38,960 I do get awful emotional when I hear that kind of stuff now, to be honest. 1961 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:41,560 I've t-taken the wrong... 1962 01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:45,160 I should've taken the wrong fucking turn now, because of that. 1963 01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:49,540 How are you getting that? 1964 01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:58,720 I'm sorry about this now, we're at the wrong turn. 1965 01:43:58,960 --> 01:43:59,780 We took the wrong turn. 1966 01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:09,440 Yep. 1967 01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:11,360 That's... 1968 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:11,440 That's... 1969 01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,180 That is that. 1970 01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:13,180 That is that. 1971 01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:14,000 You know, the... 1972 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:14,960 You don't... 1973 01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:16,520 That's... 1974 01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:17,080 That's going. 1975 01:44:17,220 --> 01:44:17,960 That's disappearing. 1976 01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:18,860 That's gone. 1977 01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:19,740 That'll be gone soon. 1978 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,440 That is... 1979 01:44:22,440 --> 01:44:23,960 And that'll be a... 1980 01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,480 Fucking shame. 1981 01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:28,520 You know. 1982 01:44:31,020 --> 01:44:31,860 That's the glo... 1983 01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:33,780 The global village is getting rid of that now. 1984 01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:37,520 The global village doesn't have any time for that. 1985 01:44:38,780 --> 01:44:39,980 I don't have a business donating. 1986 01:44:41,820 --> 01:44:43,540 I don't have a business donating, yeah. 1987 01:44:44,140 --> 01:44:45,540 Thank you very much, Templeton. 1988 01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:50,160 Happy birthday to Pad Templeton Pad. 1989 01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:53,100 Thanks very much. 1990 01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:00,960 I don't have a business donating. 1991 01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:02,100 Happy birthday to you. 1992 01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:04,540 I don't have a business donating, yeah. 1993 01:45:04,540 --> 01:45:06,460 That's my... 1994 01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:08,540 And thank you very much as well. 1995 01:45:11,360 --> 01:45:11,820 Squeal. 1996 01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,380 Squeal like a pig. 1997 01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,120 That's very, very kind of you. 1998 01:45:17,460 --> 01:45:18,800 Where the hell is this stuff? 1999 01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:25,240 But I'll head over to Jerusalem anyway and see how the global village... 2000 01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:25,640 That's my... 2001 01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:26,360 That's my... 2002 01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:27,360 That's my... 2003 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:27,860 That's my... 2004 01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:30,020 Ryan Tubber, thank you very much. 2005 01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:35,840 They've got another crisis on their hands. 2006 01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:36,700 It's not globalization. 2007 01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:37,200 It's... 2008 01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:38,700 Fucking... 2009 01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:39,700 Violentization. 2010 01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:40,700 Between the... 2011 01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:41,480 The three... 2012 01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:42,000 The three... 2013 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,340 Parties. 2014 01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,080 It's the wrong stop again. 2015 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:46,540 Yeah. 2016 01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:48,700 That's my... 2017 01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:51,620 Anyone getting off here? 2018 01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:52,840 Pad to Templeton. 2019 01:45:52,940 --> 01:45:53,800 Thank you very much, Pad. 2020 01:45:59,000 --> 01:45:59,420 No. 2021 01:46:02,540 --> 01:46:03,620 Try something a little bit... 2022 01:46:03,620 --> 01:46:05,760 A little bit shady here. 2023 01:46:06,620 --> 01:46:10,660 Put the message in the box, thanks. 2024 01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:12,660 This is a tight squeeze now, but we're doing it. 2025 01:46:12,660 --> 01:46:13,860 Hey, Yui. 2026 01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:16,800 Yui Galah. 2027 01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:19,740 There we go. 2028 01:46:21,480 --> 01:46:22,260 Stand clear. 2029 01:46:22,620 --> 01:46:23,280 The doors are open. 2030 01:46:23,780 --> 01:46:24,860 We don't have a bit of donate. 2031 01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,260 Stand clear. 2032 01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:27,280 The doors are open. 2033 01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:28,200 We don't have a bit of donate. 2034 01:46:28,580 --> 01:46:30,240 Vanessa, thank you very much, Vanessa. 2035 01:46:34,700 --> 01:46:36,400 Let's set a few people up there now. 2036 01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,520 Now we're heading to the South Spork now. 2037 01:46:38,780 --> 01:46:39,980 Everybody, South Spork. 2038 01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:43,580 Yeah. 2039 01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:48,440 The global village hasn't taken Jerusalem yet, but it will fall. 2040 01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:49,200 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2041 01:46:49,340 --> 01:46:49,600 Yeah. 2042 01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:50,680 At some stage. 2043 01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:51,960 DT, but thank you. 2044 01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:56,440 It's bound to fall at some stage, you know. 2045 01:46:57,080 --> 01:46:59,740 Because these are the new churches now, like. 2046 01:47:00,220 --> 01:47:04,640 Used to be the church and the cathedral were the biggest buildings that you could find. 2047 01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:06,000 The most prestigious. 2048 01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:06,940 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2049 01:47:07,300 --> 01:47:10,060 The most, thank you very much, Lavi, babe. 2050 01:47:10,060 --> 01:47:10,200 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2051 01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:10,540 Yeah. 2052 01:47:11,740 --> 01:47:13,920 The most awe-inspiring. 2053 01:47:14,060 --> 01:47:15,540 But now we've got these towers. 2054 01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:15,940 Look. 2055 01:47:18,260 --> 01:47:20,320 Go out there and have a look. 2056 01:47:22,540 --> 01:47:23,840 These big towers here. 2057 01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:26,180 These are the new churches now. 2058 01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:27,860 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2059 01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,060 People aren't worshipping any gods in there. 2060 01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:31,200 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2061 01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:32,920 They're worshipping. 2062 01:47:33,300 --> 01:47:33,580 They're... 2063 01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:34,560 Patty Jo, thank you. 2064 01:47:34,660 --> 01:47:40,820 They're worshipping not only themselves, but they're worshipping the filthy lucre. 2065 01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:42,300 The money god, you know. 2066 01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:46,800 And those buildings all have glass and mirrors on them as well. 2067 01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:48,880 Hey, don't have a bit of donate. 2068 01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:51,160 Drab. 2069 01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:52,240 He's not going to donate. 2070 01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:54,080 Chris. 2071 01:47:54,780 --> 01:47:56,060 Thank you very much, Chris. 2072 01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,160 That's very, very kind of Chris. 2073 01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:00,080 Thank you very much. 2074 01:48:00,720 --> 01:48:01,680 Appreciate that, Chris. 2075 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:02,440 Thank you. 2076 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:05,300 Oh, yeah, then. 2077 01:48:08,520 --> 01:48:10,000 He's not going to donate. 2078 01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:12,360 Shluck, before profit. 2079 01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:13,240 He's not going to donate. 2080 01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:14,800 Thank you very much. 2081 01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:15,160 That's mine. 2082 01:48:15,520 --> 01:48:15,960 That's mine. 2083 01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:15,980 That's mine. 2084 01:48:15,980 --> 01:48:24,700 No. 2085 01:48:27,980 --> 01:48:29,060 Anybody getting on? 2086 01:48:29,260 --> 01:48:30,820 We've only a couple of shops left. 2087 01:48:35,060 --> 01:48:36,800 How are you getting on orange pants? 2088 01:48:36,940 --> 01:48:37,520 What's the story? 2089 01:48:40,520 --> 01:48:42,240 I don't want to. 2090 01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:42,900 There we go now. 2091 01:48:43,460 --> 01:48:44,180 Two euro. 2092 01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:45,560 Two euro twenty. 2093 01:48:45,860 --> 01:48:46,220 Please, sir. 2094 01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:46,640 Thank you. 2095 01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:52,440 One euro eighty back to you. 2096 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:53,800 Man. 2097 01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:57,080 How are you blue man group? 2098 01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:57,700 What's the story? 2099 01:48:59,080 --> 01:48:59,840 You want a day ticket? 2100 01:48:59,940 --> 01:49:00,360 No problem. 2101 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:05,840 Day ticket for the blue man group. 2102 01:49:07,140 --> 01:49:08,000 Good man yourself. 2103 01:49:12,080 --> 01:49:12,480 Mighty. 2104 01:49:15,740 --> 01:49:19,960 North. 2105 01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:19,960 North. 2106 01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:20,520 North. 2107 01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:21,240 Spoke. 2108 01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:21,800 Coming up. 2109 01:49:27,240 --> 01:49:28,600 He's doing a business donating. 2110 01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:30,960 Big man. 2111 01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:31,600 Big man. 2112 01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:33,120 Baby oil machine. 2113 01:49:33,220 --> 01:49:33,540 Thank you. 2114 01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:35,580 Thank you very much. 2115 01:49:37,480 --> 01:49:38,120 Jesus Christ. 2116 01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:40,120 This woman's walking out in front of the bus. 2117 01:49:40,320 --> 01:49:41,120 And here we go. 2118 01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:54,480 Johnny what's the story? How are you Johnny? Any crack? John? John? 2119 01:50:04,480 --> 01:50:33,480 Are you in there? Pig ignorant. Ignorant pig. We might head into Adriano's for an old slice after this. We're in there lefty. He nearly blew the fucking head of me. I bought a slice and he put the chili flakes on. I didn't know how spicy they were. I was like fuck a load of that on there. And he goes is that enough? I said more. 2120 01:50:33,480 --> 01:50:53,480 By the time he got the thing it was more chili flakes than it was pizza. Boy I was crying. Tears coming out. The tear ducts. I'd sweat. Bucketing down off the forehead. Is that you living rubbish? Scum. Any scum. Any scum. Tickets please. 2121 01:50:57,480 --> 01:50:58,820 Yeah. 2122 01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:03,320 Chili flakes. Chili pizza. 2123 01:51:05,420 --> 01:51:07,760 Nothing like a nice spicy slice, 2124 01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:10,260 but you can over-spice the pudding. 2125 01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,860 You don't want to go fucking 2126 01:51:11,860 --> 01:51:15,480 calling 999 then for the fire brigade. 2127 01:51:15,820 --> 01:51:18,260 Come down and hose you down in the middle of the street. 2128 01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:20,420 That happened to a lad. 2129 01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:22,260 He had too many chilies. 2130 01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:24,200 And it fucked with his mind. 2131 01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:27,800 He actually started hallucinating on the ghost. 2132 01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:29,440 He had a ghost chili or something. 2133 01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:31,560 Get out the way! 2134 01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:37,340 And he called 999. 2135 01:51:38,240 --> 01:51:41,020 And he asked for the fire department 2136 01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:42,060 instead of the ambulance 2137 01:51:42,060 --> 01:51:45,460 because he believed he was on fire. 2138 01:51:46,120 --> 01:51:48,040 But he really had only just eaten 2139 01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:49,200 one of these ghost chilies. 2140 01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:54,900 And they came and gave him a blast to the nozzle anyways. 2141 01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:56,580 That was nice of him. 2142 01:51:57,560 --> 01:51:58,320 To do that. 2143 01:51:58,900 --> 01:51:59,380 But that... 2144 01:51:59,380 --> 01:52:01,360 That woke him up and... 2145 01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:03,220 He was fine then. 2146 01:52:03,700 --> 01:52:05,360 Of course, until the next day when... 2147 01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:06,740 When the bill came in the porch. 2148 01:52:06,940 --> 01:52:08,220 200 euro for the call-out. 2149 01:52:08,660 --> 01:52:09,540 Mayo County Council. 2150 01:52:11,100 --> 01:52:12,880 He tried to appeal it, but they had... 2151 01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,360 They had video evidence of him... 2152 01:52:15,860 --> 01:52:17,820 Getting hosed down on Main Street. 2153 01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:20,460 Squealing like a pig. 2154 01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:22,660 Very unbecoming for him. 2155 01:52:22,660 --> 01:52:24,500 Very, very undignified. 2156 01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:25,400 And... 2157 01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:25,780 But... 2158 01:52:25,780 --> 01:52:28,840 We had an enormous laugh at it. 2159 01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:31,400 And it made a lot of people very happy. 2160 01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:34,720 And... 2161 01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:37,220 I know that he might be having a hard time 2162 01:52:37,220 --> 01:52:38,180 because of that event. 2163 01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:39,660 But... 2164 01:52:39,660 --> 01:52:40,880 Don't worry, Derek. 2165 01:52:42,180 --> 01:52:43,440 We're all laughing with you. 2166 01:52:43,620 --> 01:52:44,800 As well as at you as well. 2167 01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:46,040 And we want you to get better. 2168 01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:48,820 All the best. 2169 01:52:52,820 --> 01:53:03,460 Nothing like... 2170 01:53:03,460 --> 01:53:05,460 A smooth better bussin' on a Sunday night... 2171 01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:08,260 To slide into Monday. 2172 01:53:10,460 --> 01:53:11,460 Like... 2173 01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:13,460 A... 2174 01:53:13,460 --> 01:53:17,980 A liquid slug. 2175 01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,780 Sliding down a wall. 2176 01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:22,500 Into a bucket. 2177 01:53:24,640 --> 01:53:26,240 That's the way I want to roll into Monday. 2178 01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:28,260 That's the way I want to slide into Monday. 2179 01:53:35,580 --> 01:53:36,580 This guy is... 2180 01:53:36,580 --> 01:53:38,920 Making me go all over the fucking place here. 2181 01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:42,440 He wants me to go around... 2182 01:53:42,440 --> 01:53:43,440 So that I can... 2183 01:53:43,440 --> 01:53:45,120 Go on the other road that side. 2184 01:53:47,380 --> 01:53:48,700 But that's not gonna happen. 2185 01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:50,240 Why? 2186 01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:52,660 Oh, hang on. 2187 01:53:54,740 --> 01:53:55,660 This is the wrong stop. 2188 01:53:55,740 --> 01:53:56,980 I think this could be the wrong stop. 2189 01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:00,960 It's the wrong stop. 2190 01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:03,240 Never mind that now, everyone. 2191 01:54:03,340 --> 01:54:03,940 Sorry about that. 2192 01:54:06,040 --> 01:54:06,740 The wrong stop. 2193 01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:07,380 Sorry about that. 2194 01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:09,180 Oh! 2195 01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:14,200 Sorry about this now, everyone. 2196 01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:15,960 Sorry about this now. 2197 01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:19,840 There we go. 2198 01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:21,160 And here we go. 2199 01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:21,920 Now! 2200 01:54:23,140 --> 01:54:23,740 Isn't that something? 2201 01:54:25,140 --> 01:54:26,060 Isn't that how you do it? 2202 01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:31,720 Isn't that how you do it? 2203 01:54:33,260 --> 01:54:33,820 Isn't that how you do it? 2204 01:54:33,820 --> 01:54:35,020 The doors are open. 2205 01:54:37,420 --> 01:54:38,680 Isn't that how you do it? 2206 01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:39,420 Good man. 2207 01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:43,160 Now, I return to the garage. 2208 01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:47,300 And the garage is just around the corner. 2209 01:54:47,880 --> 01:54:49,100 That's the way I want... 2210 01:54:49,100 --> 01:54:50,640 That's the way I want it to be like. 2211 01:54:50,720 --> 01:54:57,880 You know, it's horrible when you finish the road and you have to drive all over the fucking count to get back to home. 2212 01:55:00,220 --> 01:55:00,900 Let that know. 2213 01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:03,520 Are you doing a business donating? 2214 01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:06,360 Tell me it has quality. 2215 01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:06,800 Are you doing a business donating? 2216 01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:07,020 Yeah. 2217 01:55:07,020 --> 01:55:07,680 Side spooks. 2218 01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:08,380 Thank you very much. 2219 01:55:09,220 --> 01:55:10,180 But it's side spooks. 2220 01:55:10,180 --> 01:55:19,160 Brain shot. 2221 01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:23,080 Correspondence from Oliver Fleming this evening. 2222 01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:31,780 And of course I should have got it maybe two weeks ago. 2223 01:55:32,360 --> 01:55:33,800 But it went all over the country. 2224 01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:34,780 But never mind. 2225 01:55:34,920 --> 01:55:35,620 We have it now. 2226 01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:40,740 So it starts off by telling me about Hugh's Big Bash. 2227 01:55:41,180 --> 01:55:42,180 Hugh's Big Bash. 2228 01:55:42,180 --> 01:55:43,300 And the place of modern hotel Bondorn. 2229 01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:46,300 The 27th and 29th of March. 2230 01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:50,620 And on Friday the 27th they're having the Salamanca. 2231 01:55:50,620 --> 01:55:52,540 Saturday the 28th. 2232 01:55:52,540 --> 01:55:53,360 Kaley time. 2233 01:55:53,680 --> 01:55:54,800 And that's in the afternoon. 2234 01:55:55,880 --> 01:55:58,720 And then Saturday night. 2235 01:55:58,860 --> 01:56:00,600 Tim, Joe and Anne O'Riordan. 2236 01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:03,840 And Sunday the 2nd. 2237 01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:05,520 The Kingdom Kaley Band. 2238 01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,460 That's starting at 2.30. 2239 01:56:07,740 --> 01:56:08,020 Beautiful. 2240 01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:11,360 Workshop with Roland Eastwood and Oliver himself. 2241 01:56:11,900 --> 01:56:14,020 And now for more information on that. 2242 01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:18,380 It's 0777771. 2243 01:56:20,380 --> 01:56:23,740 8978970. 2244 01:56:24,260 --> 01:56:26,820 Now that's Northern Ireland number. 2245 01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:29,000 So you want to be very careful about that. 2246 01:56:29,740 --> 01:56:33,680 Now he's also Oliver is having a Kaley in... 2247 01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:37,840 The Foxford Memorial Hall. 2248 01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:40,380 It's on Saturday the 21st of March. 2249 01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:43,180 And music is by the Kingdom Kaley Band. 2250 01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:50,740 And all proceeds from this goes to Parkinson's Association. 2251 01:56:51,360 --> 01:56:58,700 So Oliver's number is 087-636-8834. 2252 01:56:59,300 --> 01:57:04,540 So Oliver, I'll be only too delighted to give that another mention for you. 2253 01:57:04,980 --> 01:57:05,860 He also... 2254 01:57:05,860 --> 01:57:07,580 Sorry about that. 2255 01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:11,740 Check for the bombs before we get off. 2256 01:57:11,820 --> 01:57:12,900 It's a sad day again. 2257 01:57:13,080 --> 01:57:15,460 I know we shouldn't have to be. 2258 01:57:15,460 --> 01:57:19,320 But we are checking for weapons of mass destruction. 2259 01:57:19,460 --> 01:57:21,840 I saw a documentary the last day about the dirty bomb. 2260 01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:24,800 Have you heard about the dirty bomb now? 2261 01:57:24,900 --> 01:57:28,180 It's lads that have got a load of nuclear stuff together. 2262 01:57:28,300 --> 01:57:31,020 And they've made a big fucking dirty old bomb out of it. 2263 01:57:32,100 --> 01:57:33,600 And they can lay that down anywhere. 2264 01:57:34,360 --> 01:57:34,980 Anywhere. 2265 01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:37,980 It's scary stuff like, you know. 2266 01:57:38,980 --> 01:57:39,980 The way the world is getting... 2267 01:57:39,980 --> 01:57:43,280 I don't know if it's donating. 2268 01:57:44,280 --> 01:57:45,080 Justin Johnson. 2269 01:57:45,220 --> 01:57:45,860 Thank you very much. 2270 01:57:45,860 --> 01:57:46,920 I don't know if it's donating, yeah. 2271 01:57:46,980 --> 01:57:49,280 Thank you very much, Justin. 2272 01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:50,780 Justin time. 2273 01:57:52,780 --> 01:57:54,000 Justin time. 2274 01:57:54,100 --> 01:57:54,620 Justin John. 2275 01:57:54,620 --> 01:57:55,620 And... 2276 01:57:55,620 --> 01:58:02,340 Live from New York City, it's Schluggeron. 2277 01:58:02,620 --> 01:58:07,020 And here's your host, Tommy Schlug. 2278 01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:10,280 Story. 2279 01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,460 Oh, you get none. 2280 01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:12,240 That's a good one. 2281 01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:25,920 Thank you. 2282 01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,560 Thank you very much. 2283 01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:28,980 Welcome to the show. 2284 01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:31,100 There's yet another storm that's hit the coast. 2285 01:58:31,180 --> 01:58:31,680 Do you see this? 2286 01:58:32,760 --> 01:58:33,700 Did you hear about this storm? 2287 01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:36,220 Storm Dennis. 2288 01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:39,540 I was thinking of myself there. 2289 01:58:40,220 --> 01:58:41,100 They should rename him. 2290 01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:42,000 He's going to be... 2291 01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:45,280 They said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week. 2292 01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:49,400 They said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last day. 2293 01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,780 So I was thinking there, maybe... 2294 01:58:53,780 --> 01:58:56,320 Maybe the Metair and people should rename it. 2295 01:58:57,800 --> 01:58:59,700 To Storm Dennis the Menace. 2296 01:59:05,300 --> 01:59:06,280 Do you remember him? 2297 01:59:07,920 --> 01:59:08,920 In Little Shitbag. 2298 01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:20,200 I'm sure you've got to catch that. 2299 01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:20,900 It's a great show. 2300 01:59:20,980 --> 01:59:22,080 It's a great Schlug tonight. 2301 01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:27,840 And thank you very much to Justin Johnson for your kind-hearted tip there. 2302 01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:29,200 And he... 2303 01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:33,160 Hideo Kojima. 2304 01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:35,700 I can see you. 2305 01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:38,340 Hideo Kojima's solid Schlug. 2306 01:59:38,400 --> 01:59:39,140 Thank you very much. 2307 01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:41,720 Good night and God bless everybody. 2308 01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:44,840 Thank you very much for joining us on tonight's Schlug, Aaron. 2309 01:59:45,160 --> 01:59:46,140 It's been a pleasure. 2310 01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:47,680 And we only... 2311 01:59:47,680 --> 01:59:49,420 There was only one person that got the... 2312 01:59:49,420 --> 01:59:52,940 Only one. 2313 01:59:53,120 --> 01:59:53,420 So... 2314 01:59:53,420 --> 01:59:56,140 Successful night. 2315 01:59:56,620 --> 01:59:57,380 Very successful. 2316 01:59:57,780 --> 01:59:58,440 All the best. 2317 01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:00,720 And enjoy the rest of the week and we'll see you. 2318 02:00:00,780 --> 02:00:01,440 We'll be seeing you. 2319 02:00:02,920 --> 02:00:03,600 See you later. 2320 02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:05,120 Best luck. 2321 02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:05,840 Bye-bye. 2322 02:00:05,840 --> 02:00:10,860 You join us again for another night of sumptuous soccer ball delight. 2323 02:00:11,540 --> 02:00:13,300 From the Norwich football ground. 2324 02:00:13,720 --> 02:00:15,920 And it's a lofted ball to the Norwich forward. 2325 02:00:17,140 --> 02:00:21,280 And it's been saved by that man, Alison Becker's palm. 2326 02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:28,860 As you can see, the ball, floated over the top of the Liverpool back line, found its way to the striker. 2327 02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:34,500 But that man, Alison Becker's palm, swept the balloon to safety. 2328 02:00:35,140 --> 02:00:37,620 That's my ball, he said, probably. 2329 02:00:38,280 --> 02:00:43,220 Norwich are looking comfortable and composed on the balloon, despite their formidable opposition. 2330 02:00:43,740 --> 02:00:47,620 I speak too soon, as the Bobby Blasher makes it down the right wing. 2331 02:00:48,120 --> 02:00:54,000 Cross comes in, it's headed away, but only as far as Salah, who turns and lets off a rattlesnake. 2332 02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:55,940 Kata follows up with nothing. 2333 02:00:56,700 --> 02:01:01,540 And it's a great, great stop and defensive situation there by the Norwich boys. 2334 02:01:01,920 --> 02:01:07,860 The Egyptian magician, capable of such devastation, in such close quarters too. 2335 02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:13,360 Your man Kata could've, and should've, finished it off there, for a goal. 2336 02:01:13,940 --> 02:01:16,400 Can't dwell on the break down the side, Hatch. 2337 02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:18,320 He's very quick and skillful. 2338 02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:20,540 He puts a ball into the centre. 2339 02:01:20,740 --> 02:01:21,540 It finds Teddy. 2340 02:01:21,980 --> 02:01:22,980 Has he overcooked it? 2341 02:01:23,640 --> 02:01:23,980 Teddy. 2342 02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:27,200 Crackerjackaloolar off the post. 2343 02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:29,360 What the hell was going on there? 2344 02:01:30,020 --> 02:01:30,540 Jesus. 2345 02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:32,740 Where did that come from? 2346 02:01:34,020 --> 02:01:35,420 Alison Becker's palm. 2347 02:01:35,960 --> 02:01:37,660 I don't think was even near the ball. 2348 02:01:38,580 --> 02:01:39,660 Possibly was though. 2349 02:01:40,980 --> 02:01:42,220 And here's it again. 2350 02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:43,200 Teddy. 2351 02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,120 With a real cracks and pollock. 2352 02:01:46,620 --> 02:01:47,420 Off the post. 2353 02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:48,460 Liverpool. 2354 02:01:49,260 --> 02:01:53,040 Passing the balloon around with the confidence of world champions that they are. 2355 02:01:53,580 --> 02:01:54,020 Manny! 2356 02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,020 Manny! 2357 02:01:56,020 --> 02:01:58,720 It was a touch of genius. 2358 02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:01,920 A first time. 2359 02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:03,920 Beautifully lofted ball. 2360 02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:07,480 But an exceptionally ballonaristic takedown. 2361 02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:09,100 As you can see here. 2362 02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:11,020 Manny at full stretch. 2363 02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,020 And then the follow up shot. 2364 02:02:13,340 --> 02:02:13,900 Precision. 2365 02:02:14,760 --> 02:02:14,980 Well. 2366 02:02:15,580 --> 02:02:18,100 I guess that's why they're doing so well Liverpool. 2367 02:02:19,480 --> 02:02:20,140 Wow! 2368 02:02:20,860 --> 02:02:22,800 That should have been two goals. 2369 02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:26,560 The Bobby Blaster doesn't usually miss those. 2370 02:02:27,220 --> 02:02:29,440 A bullet ball from Alexander Arnold. 2371 02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:31,720 What's going on? 2372 02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:32,700 Says Klopp. 2373 02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:36,060 He seems he comes across as a nice man. 2374 02:02:37,140 --> 02:02:37,960 Norwich now. 2375 02:02:38,460 --> 02:02:41,140 Putting the frighteners into Liverpool in the last few minutes. 2376 02:02:41,560 --> 02:02:41,920 Pookie! 2377 02:02:42,980 --> 02:02:44,400 And it's stopped. 2378 02:02:45,880 --> 02:02:49,220 Fantastic piece of interplay by the boys to set that up. 2379 02:02:49,980 --> 02:02:51,480 And Pookie's whipcracker. 2380 02:02:52,080 --> 02:02:53,060 Saved yet again. 2381 02:02:53,340 --> 02:02:54,160 By that man. 2382 02:02:54,940 --> 02:02:56,500 Alison Becker's clutch. 2383 02:02:57,780 --> 02:03:00,580 It's Liverpool 1-0 for the full time. 2384 02:03:04,580 --> 02:03:06,500 We'll be stuck in the middle of winter. 2385 02:03:06,820 --> 02:03:08,680 Wishing that it'd be the middle of summer. 2386 02:03:09,680 --> 02:03:11,980 That's what I be thinking now. 2387 02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:13,180 You know, you'll be driving through town. 2388 02:03:14,140 --> 02:03:15,100 Now it's all inside. 2389 02:03:15,980 --> 02:03:17,240 There's no one around, like, you know. 2390 02:03:18,520 --> 02:03:20,080 Sure, it'll be buckles and down. 2391 02:03:20,440 --> 02:03:21,200 The sky is grey. 2392 02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:22,180 There's no sunshine. 2393 02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:22,800 It's cold. 2394 02:03:23,020 --> 02:03:24,660 Dark at 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock. 2395 02:03:25,360 --> 02:03:27,180 You'll be looking forward to the middle of February. 2396 02:03:27,540 --> 02:03:29,780 You got the eye on the month of May. 2397 02:03:30,180 --> 02:03:31,500 That's what's on your mind, like, you know. 2398 02:03:33,100 --> 02:03:36,540 I can't wait for the summer to come. 2399 02:03:37,420 --> 02:03:40,380 And I get to see that beautiful sun. 2400 02:03:41,940 --> 02:03:44,340 A big ball of fire in the sky. 2401 02:03:45,300 --> 02:03:48,260 I say, how you sun, you're kitten, all right? 2402 02:03:49,180 --> 02:03:52,200 And he'll look back to me and say, 2403 02:03:54,700 --> 02:03:56,540 Nothing because he's the sun. 2404 02:03:58,140 --> 02:03:59,860 Nice as vending the room. 2405 02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:01,620 Japanese vending. 2406 02:04:01,620 --> 02:04:03,080 Nice. 2407 02:04:03,080 --> 02:04:03,340 Nice. 2408 02:04:03,340 --> 02:04:03,900 Nice. 2409 02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:04,400 you 2410 02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:34,380 Thank you.