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for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions,

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just to get the blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit

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back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go to, baby.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go to, baby.

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I'm driving the bus down here.

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I'm driving the bus again.

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We've got shops and we've got seats.

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Take it easy.

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How you been?

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What's the story?

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We've seen the car in the storm and this is on the bus.

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And I'm here.

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And I'm here.

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And I'm here.

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And I'm here.

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To the seat that's true and I'm here.

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I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go to, baby.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'll drive it to the place you want to really go to.

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Whether that's town or home or wherever that is.

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This is bad.

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We're on the lead shift tonight.

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And I'm walking till all hours.

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Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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We have a fair bit of rain on the waves.

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We'll start, storm Dennis this here.

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Storm Dennis.

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Storm Dennis.

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Storm Dennis.

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Oh, stormy Dennis.

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Oh, stormy Dennis.

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Denne stormy.

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I don't care what kind of road it is, whether it's a reverse road, whether it's a non-stopper,

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whether it's an exchange-all. I'm fucking driving it, I'm driving it, and I'm driving it wild.

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I was enough back on the street.

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Did my time, took my chances.

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Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet.

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Just a man and his will to survive.

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So many times, it happens too fast.

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You change your passion for glory.

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Sting you.

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Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past.

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You're most fighting, you're still alive.

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Sting you.

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The doors are closed.

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We're hungry. We're hungry. We're hungry. I have the tiger. It's the trail of the fight.

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The last born bus driver. It's the beginning of height. And I sit in my rooms and my home. I have the tiger. I'm a bus driver. What a tune. Amazing. Amazing tune there. From the tigers.

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No goods, no glory. That's how it goes. Sorry there now.

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Steinklier. Steinklier. Thank you very much, Spanner. I have no control. I have no control over the Spanner.

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I have no Spanner's on me at the moment, Creed. I'm sorry about that. Sorry about that.

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Everybody on?

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Is everybody on?

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Mama, Doc, thank you very much.

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Are you getting on?

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Are you lots getting on? Are you lots...

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Are you getting on this?

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You waiting for the next one?

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Next one might be a while, do you see?

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Then you might want to get on here and then...

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Get a connection in the next place that you're going to.

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Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much, Johnny up the bar.

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I appreciate that.

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Oh, here he is. Here's Johnny now. Here's Johnny now.

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Stay with your Johnny.

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He's driving the Bend-Rifica.

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Look at that.

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Beautiful piece of craftsmanship.

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Fantastic bus.

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He's waiting. He's waiting to get in.

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Your man is waiting to get in, so we'll move on.

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Handbrake off.

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And away we roll.

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Like liquid bus metal.

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The new Terminator film.

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They're on about it.

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He comes back and he can turn...

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He can turn into a bus.

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He's called the Bus 1000.

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Do you remember the last book in Terminator 2?

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He could turn into a knife or a fork or a gun or a weapon or something.

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And, uh...

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Now they're going to do a bus version of it.

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Could be good.

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Could be very good.

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Could be very good.

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I enjoyed the last one anyway.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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And he does this...

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You know his catchphrase.

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I'm going to be back.

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I think it was that.

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I think he says either I'm going to be back or...

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I'm coming back to get you.

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It's one of those.

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How are you getting on, everyone? I hope you're well out there in the world.

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Midlife is treating you okay.

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Anaconda G, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much. I hope you're keeping well, Anaconda G.

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Jizzy and the Hizzy. Look at this now. Who's in the blowfish?

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Who's that? Is that Johnny or is it Monica?

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Or is it Tom?

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I think it's a cross between Johnny and Monica. It's Janica! Janica!

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I don't know if he saw me. He gave me the flash beforehand, anyway.

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Nice enough guy.

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When you get to know him, at first, he's as cold as a snowman in the middle of December.

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How are you getting on, you? What's the story?

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Do you want a ticket? Yeah, no problem.

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We had these people in during the week. Quality control and monitoring how you're getting on, Mrs. E.O.L.

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Monitoring how you speak to the customers and the passengers.

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They want me to stop asking people how they're getting on. That's a new thing now. Political correctness is not even allowed to ask people how they're doing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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He don't have this donated now.

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He don't have this donated now.

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Dermas, Dermas Connelly. Thank you very much for that. That's mighty stuff.

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I hope you're keeping well. Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much.

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Some win for the Harps over Schligo on Friday. Europe, here we come.

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Congratulations to the Harps.

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Tinge spots. Thank you very much, tinge spots.

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Yep.

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We were in a tench spot. Earlier on there when we had to stop in the middle of the feckin' road.

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Whoa!

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Because there was a lunatic who stopped the traffic and he got out the car and...

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Someone's listening to loud music, yeah.

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Fuckin' rubbish music as well.

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I wouldn't mind with shite tunes.

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Have you heard this?

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I'll turn this up so you can see what she's listening...

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You can hear what she's listening to here.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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William Brianna, thank you.

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Yo!

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Yo!

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Stop those tunes now.

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Stop them.

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I don't know.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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That's my...

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The OHP, thank you very much.

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The OHP.

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I don't know.

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Very kind of.

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Very kind of.

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And, um...

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Hubie, thank you very much, Hubie.

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And best to look to Will and Brianna, who left a...

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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Thank you, OHP. That's mine.

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William Brianna who said "Love from New Mexico"

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That's nice, isn't it?

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People out there in New Mexico, you don't know where the passengers are going to be coming from next.

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It truly is a global village system.

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Sorry.

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No.

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It truly is a global village.

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We're all in the global village together now.

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And I tell you, there's no turning back.

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You've got a one way ticket to the future. That's what you've got.

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There's no point trying to bring back the past.

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You can repackage the past in a brand new container.

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Maybe that's what you can do.

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But, it's, you know, you cannot be going backwards unless you have a fucking time machine.

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That hasn't been built yet.

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I've seen a great film with Jeff Goldblum in it where he turns into a bloody wasp.

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Or an insect or something.

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But he fucks it up.

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Because when he, he's trying to...

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Oh yeah, that's it. He's not trying to change into this. He's trying to go from one space pod to another.

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He's trying to go from one side of the gaff to the other.

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Stupid invention if you ask me.

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And, um...

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Doesn't a little fly or an insect or a washbeam get into the pod when he's changing?

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When he's, he's, he's transporting himself.

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And doesn't he grow a pair of fucking massive wings?

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His legs and fucking...

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A big pulsating sack.

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For a body.

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Oh, that's sick.

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It's great though.

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Fantastic. Check that out.

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How you, are you, man?

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The Fly, I think it was called actually, The Fly.

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With Jeff Goldstein.

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Who was also in Jurassic Park.

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Which is a great film as well about the dinosaurs.

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And, uh, that was made by Steven Spielberg.

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Who has great, great range.

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Cause he did that film.

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About the dinosaurs.

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And then he did, uh...

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Spindlers Licht.

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Which was about a fella now who saved...

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He was a ba- he was a Nazi but he had a na- he was a Nazi with heart.

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And then he, he saved some people from dying.

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Is anybody getting off here?

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No.

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Fucking zombies.

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They're like, they're like a gang of zombies down there.

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They won't even talk to you.

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Staying clear. The doors are closed.

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Which is the way society is going anyway.

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Look. Look it.

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I won't bore you with that spiel.

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You're lucky you're not on the bus everyday.

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You'll be hearing that spiel everyday.

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Not much changes.

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Not much changes.

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Every week.

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Different week, different weather.

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Different weather systems.

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Different storm every fucking week now.

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Eh?

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Kira last week. You had Brendan the week before. Ophelia a few weeks before that. You have Dennis now. Who's it gonna be next, you know? Jeff.

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*Bell rings* How are you getting in? Stand here. The doors are opening. Stand here. The doors are opening. Is anybody getting in here now? Hello? Hello? Hello? Fucking ignorance.

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*Bell rings* Eh? Oh yeah, no. A lot. A lot of ignorance. Stand clear. The doors are closing. Being displayed. Indicator left when leaving the bus stop. Yeah, that's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do.

261
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,660
I'm sorry I'm trying to read what your messages are saying on the scroll there.

262
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:13,120
Five euro, thank you. Five euro tip is that. Thank you very much.

263
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,920
Thank you very much.

264
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,660
Thanks very much for that.

265
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,940
I don't understand what your question is, but thank you.

266
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,880
You say a five euro tip, is that it? Is that it?

267
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,880
Yeah, Philip, Philip, how are you?

268
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:38,780
I hope you're keeping well and the rest of the McCracks are doing well as well.

269
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,380
Good man, Philip.

270
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,960
It's a nice old day out anyway. There's not much traffic on the road.

271
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,260
You can get in, you can get out, and you can get back in again.

272
00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:00,260
You know, when you can do all those three things at once,

273
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:03,160
when you can do all those three things, you know that everything's okay.

274
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,040
You can't do it at once.

275
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,580
As I was saying, the worst days it is, you can't even get into the town.

276
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:13,820
There's a mile long of traffic out the back, and then you're trying to weave in, weave in, weave out.

277
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,780
You're in between one car, you're in between the next.

278
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,620
You end up knocking someone there.

279
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:24,280
Or you'll knock a, you'll knock a feckin' dent into a punto or a focus or a something.

280
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,140
The next thing you know, you're in, you're swapping insurance, he says, you're arguing and you're feckin' maulin'.

281
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:38,180
I got out the other day, there's a laddie, he has fisticuffs, he had the sleeves rolled up, he was ready to go.

282
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:44,040
He says, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. I said, you're crawlin' for a maulin'.

283
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:51,440
And then he just, he said, I'll fuckin' lacerate ya'.

284
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,700
And then I just got back in the bus, cause I'm not gonna try and make a, a pun on that.

285
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,960
The lad was carrying a blade.

286
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,260
And that's the world, that's the world gone topsy-turvy-loo-la now is where it's gone to fuck.

287
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,360
Lads carrying weapons.

288
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,820
Which, you know, I'm only trying to drive you on the bus, like, you know, I don't wanna be getting into a fuckin' fight with ya'.

289
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:14,320
*Gasp*

290
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,020
How you gettin' that?

291
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:20,280
Oh!

292
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:22,780
Blade, Blades!

293
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:27,060
Blades train, Blades buses and automobiles.

294
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:28,780
Is what it is.

295
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:39,220
Reminds me now, I think, uh, Blade, with Wesley Snipes is on Sky Movie Max tonight.

296
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:42,620
Have to remember to set the video to record.

297
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:45,620
Stand clear. The doors are open.

298
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:49,620
Stand clear. The doors are open.

299
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:57,620
T22. T22BC. Thank you very much for that. You're a good man. You're a good man.

300
00:23:57,620 --> 00:24:04,620
You're a good man. Or a woman. Who knows.

301
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:09,620
It doesn't matter. It does not matter.

302
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:18,620
You're a good man. Rob, how are you? What's the story? Did you get that sorted out in the end? You did?

303
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:26,620
I hope you did. I hope you're keeping well. Fuck it. Fucking pothole. Sorry about that now.

304
00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:30,620
I had that redone there a couple of weeks ago. It's going to have to be redone again now.

305
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:38,620
Pothole. I've said it again. I'd be running for the council.

306
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,620
It wasn't a shower of absolute crooks already there. You know?

307
00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:47,620
They can... If they could just fill up a pothole then that'll be the end of it.

308
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,620
But they can't.

309
00:24:48,620 --> 00:25:15,760
Can't. Steineck. Steineck. Steineck. Steineck Chapel everyone. Steineck Chapel everyone. Steineck Chapel everyone. Steineck Chapel. Steineck Chapel. Oh hi Tom. That's mine. Thank you very much Steineck Chapel. Thank you very much. Somebody left rubbish on the bus. You need to clean it up. For fuck's sake.

310
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,880
Same, it's the same shit a different day.

311
00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:24,060
Alan.

312
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,340
What is the story with you, Alan?

313
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,180
No.

314
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,720
That's that picked up.

315
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,760
You know what, I might drive back and park in the garage.

316
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,520
The garage.

317
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:52,540
St. Hillier, how are you? Thank you very much for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

318
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,020
I hope you're keeping well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

319
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,120
And that you haven't been fecking leaving rubbish on the bus.

320
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,200
Ah, scummy, scummy-like, you know, awful scummy behaviour.

321
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,580
You know what you're doing here.

322
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,880
Badger Hillbango, thank you very much.

323
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,180
I was driving back from Tormacator last year.

324
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:16,700
I had a few passengers needed dropping off at the room.

325
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,760
And one of them had an empty packet of crisps.

326
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,540
And they had it on the seat beside them.

327
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:24,980
You know what you're doing here.

328
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:27,300
Joshua, Miles Fox, thank you.

329
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,480
You know what you're doing here.

330
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,100
Look at this here.

331
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,040
That's mine.

332
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,060
Oh yeah, what's the story?

333
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,320
How are you, Johnny?

334
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,020
And he had a packet of crisps anyway.

335
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,320
Left it down on the fecking seat beside him.

336
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,400
And he was getting off.

337
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,200
I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

338
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,900
Are you doing a business donating?

339
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:46,900
Yeah.

340
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,120
Regional hash party.

341
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:49,940
Thank you very much.

342
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:51,040
I said, whoa.

343
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,720
Rewind the cassette deck there, good lad.

344
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,560
What's that on the seat?

345
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,720
He said, it's Chris Becker.

346
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:58,420
I said, yeah.

347
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,600
Is it fucking down there?

348
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,000
I said, I don't know.

349
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,080
I said, is there a bin?

350
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,040
He goes, no, it's a seat.

351
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,520
I said, damn right it's a seat.

352
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,840
You sit on it.

353
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,740
You don't fucking leave your shit on it.

354
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:12,540
Different type of seat then.

355
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,280
It's a commode.

356
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,520
Lula pipe mechanical busser.

357
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,420
Thank you very much.

358
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:21,480
What an absolute amazing name.

359
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,940
You don't have a business donating.

360
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,940
You don't have a business donating.

361
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,060
You don't have a business donating.

362
00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,480
Polish Samuel Baker.

363
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,060
That's mine.

364
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,740
Thank you very much.

365
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:37,800
You're awful kind Ollie.

366
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,380
Very, very, very nice and soundy.

367
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,840
This is the bus station down here now.

368
00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:44,540
The bus depot.

369
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:46,580
Or Terminus in Westfield.

370
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:50,040
We rarely use it.

371
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,360
You know, it's a shed.

372
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,060
That's mine.

373
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:55,920
Billy eyelids.

374
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:56,760
Thank you very much.

375
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,300
The crisp packet book in.

376
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:05,880
He picks it up then and I say, you know, he's about to go and throw it in the bin in at the front of the bus.

377
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,700
And I can hear the fucking, there's still crumbs and crisps in it.

378
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,460
And I, before I could do it, I said.

379
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Oh fuck.

380
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,620
I think we just killed someone there again.

381
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,840
Sorry about this.

382
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,280
Beggar's belief, you know.

383
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:30,920
It's such a sad, sad situation.

384
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,180
So soon again.

385
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,220
Much too soon.

386
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:34,880
You know.

387
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,160
What were they doing walking out?

388
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:43,200
Do you know what I mean?

389
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,480
And it's nobody's fault.

390
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,680
Really, it's nobody's fault.

391
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,360
I don't know.

392
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,920
And that's what I'm going to be.

393
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,800
That's my story.

394
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,700
I'm sticking to that.

395
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,620
How to, to pick yourself up after something like this and go, what's the story?

396
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:01,920
You know, how am I going to, what's there to look forward to?

397
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,400
What's there to look forward to?

398
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,580
Well, we're nearly, we've broke the back of winter.

399
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,880
We'll nearly be into the summer sun enough, you know.

400
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,480
And know that they won't be, but we will be.

401
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,760
And another thing.

402
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,260
Champions League.

403
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,020
It's back this week.

404
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:21,020
It's back this week.

405
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,320
Liverpool.

406
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,100
Will they maintain that run?

407
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,600
Unbeaten.

408
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,220
Take it handy.

409
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,220
We'll see you later on.

410
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,280
We might see you up, we might see you up the Hagen later on.

411
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,820
Either the Hagen or the Wolf.

412
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:38,240
There's a bend on up the Wolf.

413
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:38,880
Go home.

414
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,660
You're not welcome here.

415
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:41,340
Huh?

416
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,620
Your speech is not appropriate.

417
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,100
I meant I am my shift.

418
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,100
I should be working.

419
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:49,180
I came out the kindness of my heart to say a few words.

420
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,640
You're saying it's not appropriate.

421
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,940
Shut up.

422
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,080
See you later.

423
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,800
It's Yokohama with the penalty.

424
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,400
Who knew?

425
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:09,700
On loan from Bahia.

426
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,140
He's a long way from Brazil.

427
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:12,920
But he's enjoying Japan.

428
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,100
He says he misses the wife and the cat back home.

429
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,780
But he's enjoying the culture shock as well.

430
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,340
Gritched up by Ikura.

431
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:26,400
He's not the first choice for Visele Kobe this season.

432
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,440
But he's performing well in the cup games.

433
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:32,800
And it's that man, Kijiro Ogawa, coming up next for Visele Kobe.

434
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,220
The pistol's cocked.

435
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,440
Pulls the trigger.

436
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,520
And it's cracked off the post.

437
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,200
Japanese display of shame there from Ogawa.

438
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,480
Should have put that away.

439
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:50,740
And now can Yokohama stick a bit of coal in the stove with the midfield maestro Kota Mizunuma?

440
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:52,780
He winds it up.

441
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:54,560
Sends it high.

442
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,160
It's another terrible miss for Yokohama.

443
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,980
And you wonder how long it's going to continue now.

444
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,080
Can Nishi break the deadlock for Kobe?

445
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:09,780
Nishi.

446
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:15,280
A very easy bit of work there for the Yokohama keeper.

447
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,940
It's four misses each.

448
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:19,220
It's four misses in a row.

449
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,680
Now the baby-faced assassin for Yokohama.

450
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,720
Never mind throwing the toys out the pram.

451
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,060
Can he stick one in the pram?

452
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,160
Louise.

453
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,160
He must have boots on the wrong feet.

454
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,220
He must have boots on the wrong feet.

455
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:36,220
He must have boots on the wrong feet.

456
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:36,820
Or something.

457
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,120
Osaki now.

458
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,640
Balloons it into kingdom come again.

459
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,820
It's quite something.

460
00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:50,840
And I don't think I've ever seen this many penalties missed in a row in my lifetime.

461
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,120
Your man is laughing for Yokohama.

462
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,980
It doesn't look like confident laughter either.

463
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,720
From Takuya Wada.

464
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,580
Wada you got for us?

465
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,520
Zero.

466
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,240
Nothing at all.

467
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,060
And it was a softer.

468
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,340
Still smiling a little bit as well.

469
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:11,680
He doesn't.

470
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,360
He's not learning.

471
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,000
Former Arsenal defender.

472
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,540
Pommas Vermeulen steps up.

473
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,680
And sends it over the bar again.

474
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:21,900
It's another miss to add to the collection.

475
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,300
Now this is really Guinness World Record stuff, is it?

476
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,020
What the hell is going on?

477
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,100
Eight misses in a row.

478
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,660
Yokohama surely won't make it nine.

479
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,680
They've made it nine.

480
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,220
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

481
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,640
They've made it nine.

482
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,000
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

483
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,060
They've made it nine.

484
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,660
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

485
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:49,560
They've made it nine.

486
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,840
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

487
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,780
They've made it nine.

488
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,760
Nine.

489
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:55,620
Nine.

490
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:56,480
Nine.

491
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Nine.

492
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:27,260
Thank you.

493
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:57,240
Thank you.

494
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,240
Thank you.

495
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,240
Thank you.

496
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,240
Thank you.

497
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Thank you.

498
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,240
Thank you.

499
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240
Thank you.

500
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240
Thank you.

501
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:13,240
Thank you.

502
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240
Thank you.

503
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Thank you.

504
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,240
Thank you.

505
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,240
Thank you.

506
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240
Thank you.

507
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240
Thank you.

508
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,240
Thank you.

509
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,240
Thank you.

510
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,240
Thank you.

511
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,240
Thank you.

512
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,240
Thank you.

513
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,240
Thank you.

514
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,240
Thank you.

515
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,240
Thank you.

516
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,240
Thank you.

517
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,240
Thank you.

518
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,240
Thank you.

519
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,240
Thank you.

520
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,240
Thank you.

521
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:51,240
Thank you.

522
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,240
Thank you.

523
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,240
Thank you.

524
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,240
Thank you.

525
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,240
Thank you.

526
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,240
And if everything is okay with you.

527
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,240
Now.

528
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,240
Thank you.

529
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,240
Thank you very much.

530
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,240
Thank you very much.

531
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,240
Thank you.

532
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:11,240
Thank you.

533
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,240
Thank you.

534
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,240
Thank you very much.

535
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:39,040
Weak ticket for this, Pukin. And a regular. And a one for you. Macaron, thank you very much. Thank you very much. That's a single fare for Macaron.

536
00:35:42,380 --> 00:36:10,520
There you go now, Mrs. How are you doing here, Will? You have the shooting card. You have the shooting card. You have the shooting card. You have the shooting card. What we can do now is close these doors. And we're away with this.

537
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:25,840
Ben Bulban. Ben Bulban. It's a moving gesture. Because I'm very moved by that now, Ben Bulban. Thank you very much. I'm literally moving around the screen.

538
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:40,680
Just a bit of a joke there, Ben. Thank you for the... And Christy. Thank you very much, Christy. Thank you. The great situation.

539
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,060
How are you getting that?

540
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:47,520
That was some awful football from the Japanese lads over in Yokohama.

541
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,460
Nine penalties missed in a row. Can you believe that?

542
00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:58,040
Dio. Thank you very much, Dio.

543
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,340
We've got another passenger with the music again now. It's an absolute travesty, a disgrace.

544
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:09,820
And quite frankly, if I had the power to chuck them off the bus, I would, but I don't.

545
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,700
You cannot do that. You need to get other people in.

546
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,080
The universe is donating.

547
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,280
Shkipi. Thank you. Hey!

548
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,720
The universe is donating, yeah.

549
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,480
Good man.

550
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,240
That's me.

551
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,340
And I'll be checking for scum down here as well.

552
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,260
In a bit, so.

553
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,640
Keep yourselves to yourselves.

554
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,760
And, uh...

555
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,460
Don't... No... No funny business.

556
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,100
Are you doing a bit of donating?

557
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,440
Shkipi.

558
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,700
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

559
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,240
Thank you very much, Shkipi.

560
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,720
I hope you're getting on okay in your...

561
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,980
If it's okay with you.

562
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,640
Oh, yeah.

563
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,920
Can you please say hello to Rosie?

564
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,140
Who loves your show, Galad.

565
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,000
Are you doing a bit of donating?

566
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,800
From Ben Balbin.

567
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,680
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

568
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:02,820
Thank you very much, Polish Samuel... Samuel Bet.

569
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,860
Um... A big shout-out to Rosie.

570
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,220
How are you getting on, Rosie?

571
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:08,820
Well...

572
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:13,240
How are you getting on?

573
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,180
I've still got... I've got the hazards on.

574
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,100
Are you doing a bit of donating?

575
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:21,980
Spice...

576
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:23,540
Spice bag.

577
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,880
Thank you very much, Spice bag.

578
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,680
Lovely stuff.

579
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,120
Lovely stuff.

580
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,180
Stand here.

581
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,220
The doors are opening.

582
00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:35,560
Look who it is.

583
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,280
The purple onion.

584
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:36,960
Huh?

585
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:38,340
She's gone.

586
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,840
The purple onion.

587
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,680
What the hell is it, look?

588
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,140
The purple onion sister.

589
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,020
The beige onion.

590
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,140
We don't have a graphic for you.

591
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,020
Can I say a big thank you to Owen Murphy?

592
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,760
There.

593
00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:00,140
And Jizzy Jeff.

594
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:02,360
I don't have a bit of donating.

595
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:02,700
Yeah.

596
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:04,320
That's mighty.

597
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:04,820
That's mighty.

598
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,340
That's awful mighty.

599
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,600
One euro back to the beige onion.

600
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:11,560
What's the shorty with you?

601
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,300
Are you well?

602
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:14,620
No.

603
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,220
Regularis.

604
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:17,600
And I wanna.

605
00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:20,160
I don't have a bit of donating.

606
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,660
I don't have a bit of donating.

607
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,720
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah?

608
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,060
Far further.

609
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,680
Thank you very much.

610
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,700
I love watching what you do.

611
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,220
How you do your job, Tom.

612
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,260
Your hard work is testament to your upbringing.

613
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,240
You take responsibility for your actions.

614
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,160
I don't have a bit of donating.

615
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,140
Caracastle, thank you very much.

616
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:44,760
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah?

617
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:48,100
You take responsibility for your actions, which is commendable.

618
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,400
If only the man who fouled up the koalas' trench bot

619
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,080
could own up to his evil ex and exonerate me.

620
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:56,600
Well, I don't know what that's about,

621
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,100
but it doesn't sound good to me.

622
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,680
Koalas in transportation.

623
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,880
Something happened to them or something.

624
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,040
That's not good.

625
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,180
Thanks for, thank you very much for your tip.

626
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,820
Any crack with you?

627
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,300
Any scandal, no?

628
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,820
Any scandal up the town?

629
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:27,540
Fuck all happening up the town tonight, anyways.

630
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,140
There's not many, there's not many about.

631
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,240
There's not many about.

632
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,240
There's a couple of lads going playing pool up in the Wolf.

633
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,320
That's about it.

634
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,220
There's a band on in the Wolf.

635
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,540
Jeremy Jackson's funky spoker.

636
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,500
And he's going to be playing all night long.

637
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,320
He only does, he does night sets.

638
00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,340
He doesn't do anything else.

639
00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:01,540
This fucking lulay.

640
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,460
Hey!

641
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,600
Go on!

642
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,260
There's people trying to get on the bus here.

643
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,000
There's three lads.

644
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:12,940
Triplets.

645
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:12,940
Triplets.

646
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:13,860
Three amigos.

647
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,520
Three brothers.

648
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:15,920
They want to get on the bus.

649
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:22,980
Purple onion.

650
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:23,380
Purple onion's going.

651
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:24,140
See you later.

652
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,980
Purple onion.

653
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:26,980
The purple onion.

654
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:50,020
Now, we've got more than three brothers. We've got a four ball going. We've got a four ball. There's three of them here at the front and we've got another one at the back here. We'll let the lad in at the back go on first. Let's get that out the way.

655
00:41:50,020 --> 00:42:19,760
Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated. Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated. Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp deactivated. That's amazing. Great technology as well. It's the Mercedes bus. It's the Mercedes. You cannot beat it. It's quality. German made. I like the seat rubber.

656
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:42,420
I mean, I love the Mercedes. Steph, thank you very much. I hope you're keeping well and that you're having a lovely Sunday evening. And the rest of the week is a powerful, powerful week that yields many untold prophecies.

657
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:57,900
Anto Quinn. Thank you very much, Anto Quinn. Very kind, dear. And I hope you're having a lovely, lovely evening. Now, let's get these bookings on. How are you keeping?

658
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:20,880
Anto Quinn. Four euros here. Four euros here. Come on. The OH. Thank you very much to the OH there. Sorry if it's a bit loud now, the volume. Let this book in on now. Regular and a twos are. That'll be two euros. 1240 please. Thank you.

659
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Anto Quinn. Thank you very much. The guard took my CBD. Staying clear. The doors are closing. Staying clear. The doors are closing. Thank you very much. I hope you're doing well and that you're getting...

660
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:55,540
You're on the mind. You're on the mind. You're on the mind because... You said the last day now that you were in the hospital. That's not nice. The purple Ivan. Thank you very much. And Amanda as well.

661
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,720
You're all... You're all very kind now. The kindness has shown now tonight.

662
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:16,880
You're all buying your tickets in advance which is great. That helps... Hell of a lot because I don't want to be seeing people scanning their leap cards and having to chase fails. People trying to pull the wool over my eyes like you know.

663
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:22,880
Staying clear. The doors are opening. Staying clear. The doors are opening.

664
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,880
How are ya?

665
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,880
How are ya?

666
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,880
You're on the list. Don't eat ya.

667
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,880
Polish backers. Thank you very much.

668
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,880
There's a Polish backers.

669
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:38,880
620 please. My backers. Thank you very much darling.

670
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:44,880
2 4 6 8 10. And a 2 sir.

671
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,880
How are you getting on green jump?

672
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880
How are you getting on green jump?

673
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,880
Here you all burn. How are ya?

674
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,880
Thank you very much.

675
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,880
Everybody on.

676
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,880
The doors are closing.

677
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,880
Staying clear. The doors are closing.

678
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,880
See that there Groys. Building better walls. They're springing up. They're going up. Groys.

679
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,880
They're employing a load of people now.

680
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,880
The universe is donating. Yeah.

681
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,880
Chinese rules. Thank you very much.

682
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,880
Thank you very much Chinese rules.

683
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:27,780
Yep, it's great for me.

684
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:28,980
It works out well for me.

685
00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:31,060
Nice CRV here now.

686
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:33,420
Honda make great cars.

687
00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,320
The Japanese cars are the best.

688
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:38,660
I like the Suzuki's as well.

689
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:45,020
And I have an old Vitara in the shade out the back.

690
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,400
It's fucked, but I mean...

691
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,400
I know that it'll only cost...

692
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
150 euro.

693
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,820
To get that back on the road like new again.

694
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,100
Because it's only minimal shit that needs to do it.

695
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,560
And even then, you can buy the parts for a Vitara very, very easily.

696
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,400
Sure, there's 10 a penny out here.

697
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,220
A lot of scrappage.

698
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:15,320
People not driving them now, they're trading up so you can get a lot of good parts.

699
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,880
Scrappage parts as well, like, you know.

700
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,040
It's the job.

701
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,440
It's the job.

702
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,680
Shinzo Abbey.

703
00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,160
Thank you very much, Shinzo Abbey.

704
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,420
Downtown Abbey.

705
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,300
Downtown Abbey.

706
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:36,920
440 and 160 back to you, sir.

707
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,880
Thank you very much.

708
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:40,820
How are you getting on, Mrs. EOL?

709
00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:42,420
Are you doing a bit of donating?

710
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:44,740
The news...

711
00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:47,940
The news on the street is that Barry still loves Ellen.

712
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,040
And we're saying thank you to those guys.

713
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,100
Hopefully Ellen can see it in her heart to get back with Barry.

714
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:58,500
How are you doing, EOL?

715
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:58,580
How are you doing, EOL?

716
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:01,940
Did you get a much...

717
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:03,520
You didn't get much sleep last night, no?

718
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,600
Oh, you look wrecked.

719
00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:08,660
I'm sorry, I'm just...

720
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:09,820
Look.

721
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,380
I know that...

722
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,380
You appreciate the honesty, Corbin.

723
00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,840
I know that you appreciate that.

724
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,040
So I will tell you that.

725
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,340
Man needs a seven hours.

726
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:21,840
Okay.

727
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,500
How are you getting on?

728
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,340
Single and a senior.

729
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,980
Fair for you, sir.

730
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,180
And that's a one-er.

731
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:34,560
Thank you very much.

732
00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,380
That will be one euro 80, please, Corbin.

733
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:36,920
Thank you.

734
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,800
20 cents back to you.

735
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,960
Don't go spending it all at once.

736
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:44,340
Eh?

737
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,260
Go man yourself.

738
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,700
Go man yourself.

739
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:50,920
How are you getting on?

740
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,220
Thumbuck.

741
00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,180
Thumbuck for the communism.

742
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,280
But...

743
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,420
Who's to say the communism was the bad stuff, like, you know?

744
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:06,940
It could have worked out okay.

745
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:09,500
Or cut it.

746
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:13,440
Is capitalism the better system, like, you know?

747
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,280
It's nice to be able to go out and buy a pair of shoes.

748
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:24,120
Do you know if you want to get a pair of shoes like this?

749
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,540
You got these going on.

750
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:28,760
But.

751
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,260
This is what capitalism is.

752
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:35,820
Do you know?

753
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,220
Do you want to see what communism is?

754
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:38,920
I'll show you.

755
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:45,080
That's communism.

756
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,100
So it's probably a good thing that we went the other way.

757
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,500
How you getting that?

758
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:05,400
You know, you've got a nice comfy bed.

759
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,440
Lovely soft pillows.

760
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:07,860
Goose.

761
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:08,400
Goose.

762
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:08,820
Goose.

763
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,000
If you're lucky, you got a bit of goose down.

764
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,320
And you know what?

765
00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:18,800
If you're unlucky, you've got even better.

766
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,140
You've got synthetic down.

767
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,300
Which is just as good.

768
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,540
How you getting that?

769
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:28,500
Huh?

770
00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:29,780
Isn't that mighty?

771
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,880
Isn't that the way things are meant to be?

772
00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:37,040
I think so.

773
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:44,380
But the problem there though then is that you're a bit unrestricted.

774
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:54,960
You know that there's a big gap then between the rich lads at the top and the lads at the bottom of the tree then trying to just eat leaves and stuff, you know?

775
00:49:56,060 --> 00:50:02,060
The lads at the top are eating steaks and live cow sacrifices at Bohemian Grove.

776
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:06,400
All manner of strange symbolism.

777
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:12,060
What can you do?

778
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:14,100
You can't do anything about it, you know?

779
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,240
That's just the way it is.

780
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,420
Adam Cam.

781
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,860
Thank you very much, Adam Cam.

782
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,040
Thank you very much.

783
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,160
Very kind of you.

784
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:26,860
And I hope that you're getting on okay.

785
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,580
And trying to read some of your messages here.

786
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:32,540
Can't see.

787
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,240
Can you give a rest in peace to dirty Anto?

788
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,320
I don't know who he is but I hope you're okay, Anto.

789
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,020
I hope you're okay.

790
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:51,760
Thank you very much as well.

791
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,860
I love Raven there.

792
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:53,640
It's very kind of you.

793
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:54,960
Now, who's this Bucky?

794
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,040
How are you doing, Blue Suit?

795
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:57,640
What's the story?

796
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,780
Are you doing a bit of donating?

797
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,880
You're going working.

798
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,340
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

799
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,660
Are you going to see Alana?

800
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:04,960
I don't know.

801
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,460
Apparently she's a cracker.

802
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,340
Apparently she's a cracker.

803
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,420
That's what the word on the street is anyway.

804
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,320
Thank you very much, Alana.

805
00:51:19,540 --> 00:51:20,760
Are you doing a bit of donating?

806
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,380
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

807
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,940
No matter what team you are, you need a small bit of luck as well.

808
00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:27,980
And we didn't get that today.

809
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:28,580
All bit of luck.

810
00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:29,220
Chinese roles.

811
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:29,640
Thank you.

812
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,220
There's a lot of games to play in this division yet.

813
00:51:32,540 --> 00:51:33,400
We look forward to them.

814
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:34,740
We take what we can from today.

815
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:37,540
We take whatever positives that we can from today.

816
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:37,980
Yeah.

817
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:39,260
Move on.

818
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:39,540
Move on.

819
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:42,180
Move on.

820
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:43,140
Absolutely.

821
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:47,800
All to play for almost every team we're playing in at the moment.

822
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:48,840
Puyol.

823
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,860
Carol asked Puyol.

824
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,720
Thank you very much.

825
00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:54,840
Nice bit of door creakage there.

826
00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:55,900
Results are going.

827
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:57,140
And you know.

828
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,240
Results are going.

829
00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,480
And also.

830
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,020
That door creak sound effect.

831
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:02,860
Was great.

832
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,820
Great foley work.

833
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,120
There's five 16s in this division.

834
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,300
That can get out of it.

835
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:07,940
And you know.

836
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:08,620
Thankfully still.

837
00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:09,320
King of the.

838
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,460
King of the tungsten.

839
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,280
Thank you very much.

840
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,720
Taylor.

841
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,880
Now on to yesterday evening.

842
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,980
And the underage meeting.

843
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,280
Of Roscommon and Sligo.

844
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:18,260
In the under 20 Connacht championship semi-final.

845
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,800
The Rossis managed to hold on in the second half.

846
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,020
It's only shite whole sport.

847
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:24,500
On the radio at the moment.

848
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:25,360
There's no tunes.

849
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:25,880
Like you know.

850
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,000
Jeff the crane.

851
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,620
What's the story?

852
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,800
I hope you're keeping well Jeff.

853
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,000
I hope you're keeping well.

854
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:37,540
Yeah.

855
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,820
Lovely bit of foley work there.

856
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,700
A door creak.

857
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:42,620
It's back in there.

858
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,440
That thing then.

859
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,040
No shoes on the carpet.

860
00:52:47,220 --> 00:52:47,920
Thank you very much.

861
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,900
Just another day in paradise.

862
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:55,760
Oh.

863
00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:58,020
Think twice.

864
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,500
Cause it's you and me baby.

865
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,940
In paradise.

866
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,080
What's the story?

867
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:07,880
John the Goblin.

868
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:08,320
How are you?

869
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,880
St. John the Goblin.

870
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,200
Another biblical tale.

871
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,680
It's a sad old tale that.

872
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:16,320
John the Goblin.

873
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,980
St. John the Goblin.

874
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,300
He went with the devil.

875
00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:23,180
He sided with the devil.

876
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,200
And he turned into a goblin.

877
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,520
Isn't that the crack?

878
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,140
He started off a saint.

879
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:30,660
And ended up as a goblin.

880
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:31,920
That's what happens.

881
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,200
That's what happens when you go the way of the devil.

882
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:36,800
He'll take you.

883
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,560
He'll take you.

884
00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:39,260
He'll break you.

885
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:40,700
Oh the devil.

886
00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,100
Oh the devil might make you.

887
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,340
But you can be sure as hell.

888
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:45,320
He'll break you.

889
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,580
That's what I all say.

890
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,800
Now if you want to sell your soul.

891
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,220
Go ahead and sell your soul to the devil.

892
00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:55,300
But he'll be coming back looking for dividends later on in life.

893
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:57,940
Knocking on your door.

894
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:01,200
Go and come out.

895
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,740
The devil.

896
00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:06,080
Have you any euros for me?

897
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:08,480
Have you enough euros there for a fucking can of beer?

898
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,320
And then you have to just keep on giving him euros.

899
00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:12,220
Because the devil.

900
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,340
He's got you then.

901
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:15,800
Like you know.

902
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:17,540
He's got you.

903
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,400
And you've got him.

904
00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,120
But.

905
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,860
If it was worth selling your soul for then.

906
00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:23,340
Maybe it.

907
00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:24,980
Maybe it all panned out okay.

908
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:25,300
Okay.

909
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:25,840
Like you know.

910
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:26,060
It's.

911
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,560
It's not for me to say.

912
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:29,860
Maybe you get.

913
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,400
Maybe you're getting on well with the devil.

914
00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:34,460
Maybe.

915
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:36,840
Maybe you are the devil.

916
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:38,620
You.

917
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:46,660
Are you getting on?

918
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,600
I'm only messing there.

919
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:50,240
You're not the devil.

920
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,480
You are not the devil.

921
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:58,020
Now.

922
00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,800
Greenest square everybody.

923
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,920
Greenest square.

924
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,140
Give me the knife.

925
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,360
Stand here.

926
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,160
The devil.

927
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,000
The devil is donating.

928
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,400
Chipolina.

929
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,340
I'm only messing with you.

930
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:13,500
Yeah.

931
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,500
Thank you very much.

932
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,000
Chipolina.

933
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,220
That's very kind of you.

934
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,280
I hope you're keeping well.

935
00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:19,000
And that you're having a lovely week.

936
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:19,480
End.

937
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:20,620
And that's.

938
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:21,400
Don't worry.

939
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,420
Because the end of the weekend.

940
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,720
Is not the fucking end of.

941
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,300
Life as we know it.

942
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,500
The weekend will be back.

943
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,700
Back with a bang next week.

944
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:30,240
Are you doing a business donating?

945
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:30,740
I'm only messing with you.

946
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:31,020
I'm only messing with you.

947
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,120
Five days away.

948
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,180
Are you doing a business donating?

949
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:32,440
Yeah.

950
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,000
Hey.

951
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:36,000
Big red.

952
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:36,520
Big red.

953
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:36,840
Burmo.

954
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,460
Thank you very much.

955
00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:38,300
Did you get this?

956
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,260
Did you hear that?

957
00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:42,180
Might be the end of the weekend.

958
00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:44,200
Should the weekend's going to be back again.

959
00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:46,060
And it's going to take less than a week.

960
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,380
Back in five days.

961
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:56,520
Beat.

962
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:57,560
Beat.

963
00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:58,620
Thank you very much.

964
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:58,840
Beat.

965
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:00,960
Very kind of you.

966
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,260
I hope you're keeping well.

967
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,380
Thank you very much.

968
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:08,860
Now.

969
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,800
This laddie needs to get off.

970
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:11,340
We'll let him off.

971
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,240
Sorry about that, sir.

972
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:17,340
Sheno.

973
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,000
How are you?

974
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:19,620
I hope you're doing well, buddy.

975
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,180
Thank you very much.

976
00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:23,220
This laddie needs to get off.

977
00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:24,980
Hopefully this is his stop.

978
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,660
We didn't keep him on past his, uh, original destination.

979
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,860
Sure, I don't even know if...

980
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:34,260
I don't even know if...

981
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,180
Vive la revolution.

982
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:35,700
Thank you.

983
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:36,220
Thank you.

984
00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:41,360
I don't even know if this bucking on the bus here now needs to get off here.

985
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,400
Could have been another stop.

986
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:43,920
Fuck it.

987
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:47,500
How are you getting there?

988
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,460
It'll be grand.

989
00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:17,820
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tommy Schluck Sr. and Peck. Peck. Thank you very much, Peck. Well, that's fantastic news. Now, we've really done it. We've done the end of that route.

990
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,460
Peck loves Halo.

991
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:25,280
Thank you very much, Peck loves Halo.

992
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:28,580
Thank you very much.

993
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:29,580
Hope you're doing well.

994
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,940
And that is us.

995
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,780
I don't think anybody...

996
00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,620
We might bring her back to the garage.

997
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,480
I'm in a good mood now.

998
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,580
I like to leave the bus back in...

999
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:42,680
Tins a little.

1000
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,300
Thank you very much.

1001
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:45,100
In a good state.

1002
00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:47,580
The way that we found the bus when we got...

1003
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,400
Awful shame about that mud.

1004
00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,180
That that got...

1005
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,620
Fucking done in by my bus.

1006
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:01,240
When we were trying to drive her in there earlier on.

1007
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,240
We were trying to park her up after the first route.

1008
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:03,820
We...

1009
00:58:03,820 --> 00:58:08,300
Well, we flattened some...

1010
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,700
Some poor fucker, like, you know.

1011
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:16,960
Yeah.

1012
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,180
It's a fucking...

1013
00:58:18,180 --> 00:58:19,420
It's a shame.

1014
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,480
It's a shame, but...

1015
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,700
These things do happen.

1016
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:27,360
How are you getting that?

1017
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:28,620
No.

1018
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:49,060
You have completed the rules.

1019
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,300
Fucking hit a pillar.

1020
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,800
500 euro...

1021
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,060
Fine.

1022
00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:02,460
500 euro fee, should I say, for repairing that.

1023
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:04,620
Stinker.

1024
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:07,780
It's not nice when you've got a...

1025
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:11,320
You had a great little run and then at the end there's a little stinker at the end of it.

1026
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,520
Ruins it, takes the fun out of it.

1027
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,520
Come here, do it.

1028
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,120
- How are you getting that? - I don't know.

1029
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,320
Turn that. Turn that.

1030
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:27,120
We'll open those doors. Yeah.

1031
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,320
And we'll turn that.

1032
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,520
Turn that off. That's great stuff.

1033
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,920
We'll have a quick little look over here.

1034
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,020
Make sure there's nothing being left behind.

1035
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:41,520
Nobody's been left on the bus. No...

1036
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,120
Push chair, no nothing, no wrappers, no rubbish.

1037
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:50,420
And also, no bombs or weapons of mass destruction because...

1038
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:54,220
That's part and parcel of public transport these days.

1039
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:57,020
You have to do a bomb check at the end of the day as well.

1040
00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:58,720
Which is a shame.

1041
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,820
But...

1042
00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:02,620
It's just the way things are now.

1043
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:05,320
That's the way things are.

1044
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:10,820
I'm thinking about getting an old bomb-vashed for myself.

1045
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:14,420
That... We done that now? We're done. We're done. That's great stuff.

1046
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:17,420
Not an actual explodey vest, but...

1047
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:21,720
Something that just provides a little bit of protection.

1048
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,720
You know, a little bit of flak.

1049
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:28,420
That res... If there's any... In America, you get the flak jackets.

1050
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,420
Bulletproof vest.

1051
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:34,020
Any rubbish like that, you can fucking...

1052
01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:39,020
You're like... You're like a walking... Bomb... Bomb man.

1053
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:43,620
You know that heart locker film? The fellow who dresses up in the bomb thing?

1054
01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:45,220
He's like a bomb.

1055
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:48,220
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1056
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:50,820
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1057
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:53,820
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1058
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,820
Tommy's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1059
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,820
Heading to the roundabout, he's hitting it nice.

1060
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:01,820
Take the second left turn, he's driving it nice.

1061
01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:04,820
Singles at the right turn, driving it nice.

1062
01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:07,820
Singles at the left turn, driving it nice.

1063
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:10,420
Slut air goes through your towel.

1064
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:13,420
What's the story? Don't frown.

1065
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,420
Have you got the right change?

1066
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:19,420
If you do get on the bus, we're gonna go round the roundabout of life with you.

1067
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:24,420
Check out the new logo that we got spray painted on.

1068
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:27,420
And it's looking quite cool.

1069
01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:31,420
Spraypin is good. It looks legit. The spray paint workout.

1070
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:41,020
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields,

1071
01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:45,020
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

1072
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:46,620
and setting fire to them.

1073
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:50,420
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

1074
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:54,620
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions.

1075
01:01:54,620 --> 01:02:24,600
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem.

1076
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,600
Jerusalem.

1077
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:51,600
Whether you're not arsed cooking or you just want to impress the bird, I whip out none

1078
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:59,600
other than a Kanzino's. Whisper it into her ear actually. Kanzino's Stone Baked Sourdough.

1079
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:04,600
We won a Papa Award so remember who you're playing with, yeah?

1080
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:26,600
How you gettin' on? How you gettin' on Ewell? Now I'm gonna print there and I'm gonna throw you all back to you.

1081
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:31,600
Good woman yourself. Little slip of coffee and I'll be on my way. I'll be grand.

1082
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:50,600
Oh yeah. Someone's saying Gulag there. Is there a bit of Gulagin going on? Is there?

1083
01:03:50,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Is Barbie back again? No way. Who is, who is, um...

1084
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,600
Alright, Adamant. Adamant.

1085
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:02,600
Okay.

1086
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:08,600
I can't see Barbie. I can't see...

1087
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,600
Lookit. I cannot be spending all day on the Gulags.

1088
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,600
But any... anyone...

1089
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,600
Okay, it's the right one. It's the right one. It's the right one. Sorry about that.

1090
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:31,600
No.

1091
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,600
This lady back... back here, look. She doesn't know what to do.

1092
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:35,600
Get...

1093
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:37,600
Fucking hell.

1094
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,600
Can you move out the way of the door, please? You're blocking the door.

1095
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,600
Thank you.

1096
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:44,600
Thank you.

1097
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,600
No.

1098
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,600
Absolutely vertangined after that.

1099
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:18,600
I'm just trying to get around to your messages, everyone. Trying to get around to your messages.

1100
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,600
You don't have a bit of donating, yeah. That's mine.

1101
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:36,600
Gridrain, thank you very much. I'll have a look at what you've wrote there now in a minute, Gridrain. You all know about the card, the phone number. Start with 666.

1102
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:44,600
You don't have a bit of donating. You don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1103
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,600
Thank you, Tommy.

1104
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,600
Thank you, Tommy. Thank you very much.

1105
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,600
Thank you very much.

1106
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,600
Thomas Jefferson.

1107
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,600
I'm thinking about heading over to Jerusalem myself now.

1108
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,600
To the Holy Land.

1109
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,600
Doing a bit of donating.

1110
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,600
Doing a bit of praying.

1111
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,600
Doing a bit of donating, yeah.

1112
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,600
Brian, thank you very much, Brian.

1113
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600
And, um, you...

1114
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,600
That's a... it's a special place because you've got the three...

1115
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,600
a cradle of civilization you've got.

1116
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,600
The beginning of all the religions there as well.

1117
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:25,600
You've got the Muslims, the Judaism, and the Christianities as well.

1118
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,600
You've got pumpkin and pepper too. I'm sure they have that over there in Israel.

1119
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,600
Or Palestine, whatever you want to call it.

1120
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,600
Whatever you want to call it.

1121
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,600
Whatever way you want to cut that cabbage.

1122
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,600
Each to their own.

1123
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,600
They...

1124
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,600
It's a bit of an owl mess out there.

1125
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,600
It looks like it could be nice.

1126
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,600
Weather-wise.

1127
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,600
Weather-wise.

1128
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,600
Weather-wise.

1129
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,600
Shmel, Shmel, thank you very much.

1130
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,600
It looks like it could be nice weather-wise, but...

1131
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,600
There could be a fucking dodgy set up on the transport there.

1132
01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,600
Or...

1133
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,600
Sometimes you hear a fucking lunatics.

1134
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,600
Mad lunatics going on a mad one.

1135
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,600
Hey, don't have a bit of donating.

1136
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Boom.

1137
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,600
Don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1138
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,600
Boom Murphy.

1139
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,600
Thank you very much.

1140
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,600
Boom.

1141
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,600
That's very, very kind of you.

1142
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,600
Thank you very much.

1143
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,600
But I'd be interested now to see where Jesus grew up and...

1144
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,600
You know, the street where he lived and where he played and all that kind of stuff.

1145
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,600
Where he went to school and...

1146
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,600
Paul...

1147
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,600
Paul Gogarty as well.

1148
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,600
Deputy Stag and Paul Gogarty.

1149
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:36,600
I think they're mad into Judaism.

1150
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,600
Or...

1151
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,600
Islam.

1152
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,600
One or the other.

1153
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,600
It's all the same really, isn't it?

1154
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,600
It's...

1155
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,600
The three religions.

1156
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,600
You've got the Christianics.

1157
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,600
The Christianicals.

1158
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,600
You've got the Judicanicals.

1159
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,600
And the Musabinicals.

1160
01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,600
It's all the same.

1161
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,600
They're all...

1162
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:05,600
Just different symbols on the flags or on the churches.

1163
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,600
It's not called a church.

1164
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:07,600
Theirs is called a synagogue.

1165
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,600
Theirs is called a synagogue.

1166
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:09,600
Theirs is called a mosque.

1167
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,600
Theirs is called a mosque.

1168
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,600
Yeah.

1169
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:12,600
That's mine.

1170
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,600
Do you know what I mean?

1171
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,600
All the world...

1172
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:16,600
All the world...

1173
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,600
All the world, all the world.

1174
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:18,600
Thank you very much.

1175
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,600
That's it.

1176
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,600
That'll be the biggest, uh...

1177
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,600
Egg on their face.

1178
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,600
When they get up to heaven, they realize it.

1179
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,600
Jesus.

1180
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,600
We were wasting our time fighting because it's all the same.

1181
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,600
Yeah.

1182
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,600
That's mine.

1183
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,600
Sandra Joyce.

1184
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:29,600
Thank you very much, Sandra Joyce.

1185
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,600
I must rejoice.

1186
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:31,600
Because of Sandra.

1187
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,600
And the kind tip which has been bestowed upon the bus service.

1188
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,600
Thank you very much, Schmel.

1189
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,600
Yeah.

1190
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:37,600
That's mine.

1191
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,600
But, uh...

1192
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,600
I don't have to donate.

1193
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,600
But, uh...

1194
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:41,600
I don't have to donate.

1195
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:42,600
I don't have to donate.

1196
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,600
I don't have to donate.

1197
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,600
I don't have to donate.

1198
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,600
I don't have to donate.

1199
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:46,600
I don't have to donate.

1200
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:47,600
I don't have to donate.

1201
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,600
I don't have to donate.

1202
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,600
I don't have to donate.

1203
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,600
I don't have to donate.

1204
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,600
I don't have to donate.

1205
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,600
I don't have to donate.

1206
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,600
I don't have to donate.

1207
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:54,600
I don't have to donate.

1208
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,600
Yeah.

1209
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,600
That's mine.

1210
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,600
But, uh...

1211
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,600
That...

1212
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,600
Wouldn't that be?

1213
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,600
The chickens will really come home to Roche then.

1214
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,600
For, uh...

1215
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:04,600
The religious.

1216
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,600
When they get up to the top of the deck.

1217
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,600
And they realize we're all in the same basket of eggs.

1218
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,600
Eh?

1219
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,600
Aren't we all in the same basket of eggs, sir?

1220
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:17,600
Nothing.

1221
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,600
There's nothing between the ears there.

1222
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,600
And I can say that no one...

1223
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,600
There'll be no complaint made because he's not...

1224
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,600
Is he even there?

1225
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,600
How are you getting on wild, Buck?

1226
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,600
What's the story?

1227
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,600
Any wild tales for me?

1228
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,600
Where are you going?

1229
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,600
What are you doing?

1230
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,600
What do you...

1231
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:40,600
What do you say?

1232
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,600
What do you know?

1233
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,600
Ah, fuck.

1234
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,600
All the hell you know.

1235
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,600
We were out there last night again.

1236
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,600
We went to see Mary Lally's bucket again for the third time.

1237
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:50,600
Ah...

1238
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:51,600
Powerful.

1239
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,600
Absolutely powerful stuff.

1240
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,600
Ah...

1241
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,600
Powerful.

1242
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,600
Absolutely powerful stuff.

1243
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:02,600
You do well to get yourself a ticket.

1244
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:12,600
You do well to get yourself a ticket.

1245
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:14,600
You do well to get yourself a ticket.

1246
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,600
You do well to get yourself a ticket.

1247
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,600
I was in Easton's earlier on picking up the paper.

1248
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,600
And the crossword puzzle.

1249
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,600
And the lad behind the tilt said...

1250
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,600
They've sold out.

1251
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,600
Don't say I didn't warn you.

1252
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,600
How are you getting that?

1253
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,600
Don't say I didn't warn you.

1254
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,600
How are you getting that?

1255
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,600
Don't say I didn't warn you.

1256
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,600
No.

1257
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,600
Staying clear.

1258
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,600
The doors are closing.

1259
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,600
Staying clear.

1260
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,600
The doors are closing.

1261
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,600
Staying clear.

1262
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,600
Staying clear.

1263
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,600
The doors are closing.

1264
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600
Staying clear.

1265
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,600
Staying clear.

1266
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:40,600
The doors are closing.

1267
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,600
Staying clear.

1268
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:42,600
Staying clear.

1269
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:42,600
The doors are closing.

1270
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,600
Staying clear.

1271
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,600
Staying clear.

1272
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,600
The doors are closing.

1273
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,600
Staying clear.

1274
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,600
Staying clear.

1275
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,600
Staying clear.

1276
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,600
Staying clear.

1277
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:50,600
Staying clear.

1278
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:51,600
Staying clear.

1279
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,600
Staying clear.

1280
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,600
Staying clear.

1281
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,600
Staying clear.

1282
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:55,600
Staying clear.

1283
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:56,600
Staying clear.

1284
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:57,600
Staying clear.

1285
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,600
The doors are closing.

1286
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,600
Staying clear.

1287
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,600
Staying clear.

1288
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,740
The doors are closing.

1289
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:12,420
Big shout out to my main man, Styr Chicken.

1290
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:15,300
Doing the business.

1291
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,340
And supporting the Schluggieren.

1292
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,380
From way back when.

1293
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:27,360
Even before we were doing it in the major leagues.

1294
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:34,600
And a big shout out too to the Evangelical Christianicles.

1295
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,920
Gang of Savage Legends.

1296
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,380
Savage Garden.

1297
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:46,280
Look at that.

1298
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,280
For a brighter future.

1299
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,400
Schluggieren.

1300
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,060
Can somebody get this now?

1301
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,920
Can somebody screen cap this now?

1302
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,680
Somebody get this now.

1303
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:00,860
Fuck.

1304
01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:03,120
There we go.

1305
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,060
Oh yeah, that's it.

1306
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:09,920
Bad Pat.

1307
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:12,300
Thank you very much, Bad Pat.

1308
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,660
Thanks very much, Bad Pat.

1309
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,140
And also a big, big shout out and congratulations.

1310
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,520
To Brad Pitt.

1311
01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:22,720
For winning his Oscar.

1312
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,340
For the movie he did with Tarantino.

1313
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,420
I haven't seen it yet.

1314
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:27,440
I heard it was great.

1315
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:29,340
But look at that.

1316
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:30,980
For a brighter future.

1317
01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:33,280
Schluggieren.

1318
01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:34,620
Couldn't that be an advert now?

1319
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:38,460
You'd want to put some mystical music to it now.

1320
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:40,720
Let's have a look here now.

1321
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:50,440
There we go.

1322
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,160
Now.

1323
01:12:52,160 --> 01:13:14,300
Why is it fucking bother?

1324
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:16,040
Van is in the way.

1325
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,820
You're ruining the advert.

1326
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,640
Oh, for fuck.

1327
01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,020
Great, great show, great show.

1328
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:27,780
Here we go, here we go.

1329
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:34,620
Get out.

1330
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:36,920
Drive.

1331
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,020
Drive.

1332
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,020
Drive.

1333
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,020
Oh yeah, then.

1334
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,400
Ah, for fuck's sake.

1335
01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:03,620
So, we'll have to do that again another time.

1336
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,780
Another time, because these fucking lunatics.

1337
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:07,400
Wish I could be moving.

1338
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,740
They're moving.

1339
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:10,560
There's a bit of movement.

1340
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,600
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

1341
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:20,340
Now, we've a bit of time while this red truck goes.

1342
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:25,240
Schluggieren.

1343
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,040
Sometimes, life can be hard getting from A to B.

1344
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:31,580
But you know what?

1345
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,280
For a brighter future.

1346
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,360
Don't just bus.

1347
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:37,100
Schlugg.

1348
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:44,240
Because with other, over, uh, 15, I'd say about 22 different types of bus now.

1349
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,660
With over 22 different types of fleet.

1350
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:53,500
We are there to bring you every step of your way, your journey.

1351
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,540
Whether you're going to the shops.

1352
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,680
Or you just want to get out the house for a spin.

1353
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:01,860
Or you're, you're going, I don't know, your college.

1354
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,660
You've got work.

1355
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,760
Schluggieren will be there for you.

1356
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:06,600
Okay.

1357
01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:09,520
No schmoking on the bus, please.

1358
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,340
Thank you very much.

1359
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:11,900
Yeah.

1360
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:17,800
How are you getting that?

1361
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:18,960
I think that did it.

1362
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:18,980
I think that did it.

1363
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:20,780
That was a great little advert now.

1364
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,700
We might be able to rework that.

1365
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:27,160
Might send that in to, to someone now who's got a bit of skill.

1366
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,700
To be able to put, put the, put the polish on that, you know.

1367
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,940
Get it onto the, onto the world wide web or something.

1368
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:38,380
Yeah.

1369
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:38,380
Yeah.

1370
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:40,060
For a brighter future.

1371
01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:42,760
I, fuck.

1372
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,260
I think I forgot the line.

1373
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,340
I forgot the tagline.

1374
01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:47,700
For a, for a brighter future.

1375
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:49,820
Schluggier.

1376
01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:58,420
The fuck is this not doing? Get out the fucking way! Come on!

1377
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:10,420
Now everybody, Stocker Square, Stocker Square everybody, Stocker Square.

1378
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:40,180
The doors are opening. Stand clear. The doors are opening. Thank you, Sad. Thank you very much. There we go. Great stuff. Penny tunes. Lovely.

1379
01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:47,460
We don't have a business don't need. We don't have a business don't need. Yeah. Sad. Thank you very much, Sad.

1380
01:16:50,980 --> 01:17:05,980
The Green Massa Dangs of the Lee. The Green Massa Dangs of the Lee.

1381
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:16,780
The Green Massa Dangs of the Lee. Now, a bit of radio is the capital of that and we got a Shaskin. Shaskin. Yeah.

1382
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:21,980
The Nakhna Gaul. The Temple House. The Temple House. The Nakhna Gaul. In fairness to Johnny. Thank you very much, John.

1383
01:17:21,980 --> 01:17:29,980
The Green Massa Dangs of the Lee. That's the stuff. That's what we came for. South Spork now. South Spork.

1384
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:43,900
No one get none.

1385
01:17:57,460 --> 01:18:23,180
No, no spoke next not spoke next. That's it now. Didn't flash scumbag.

1386
01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:39,740
The purple. The purple onion. Thank you very much. How are you getting that? Thank you very much,

1387
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:43,200
Tenchbatter. How are you purple? What's the story? Any crack?

1388
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,680
Now we get this senior, single senior.

1389
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:50,820
And then a one for you.

1390
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,660
How are you doing, miss? Are you well?

1391
01:18:58,460 --> 01:19:00,020
And then a regular and a two.

1392
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,220
Good woman yourself.

1393
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:04,220
And then two. And there you go. There you go.

1394
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,240
Thank you. Thank you.

1395
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:11,020
But I'm thinking I've gone down to the whaling wall over in Jerusalem.

1396
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,160
I'm doing a bit of whaling.

1397
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:23,620
I think you're meant to just go down to it and start fucking crying and mourning and wailing and just giving out, staying to the wall.

1398
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:26,360
I think, I believe that's what you do there.

1399
01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:29,900
And then you're cleansed then or something, then you.

1400
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:33,440
You have the rest of the day free then.

1401
01:19:35,820 --> 01:19:39,660
You freeze from a mill around Jerusalem, maybe go and watch a bit of football or something.

1402
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:46,300
I wonder do they have Sky Sports out there in, uh, in Jerusalem.

1403
01:19:49,620 --> 01:19:51,360
A bit of Champions League on now.

1404
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,220
The, the week that's in it.

1405
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:03,740
Christy, thank you very much, Christy.

1406
01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:05,000
Christy, thank you very much.

1407
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,000
Christy, thank you very much.

1408
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1409
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1410
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:07,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1411
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1412
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1413
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1414
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1415
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:12,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1416
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1417
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:14,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1418
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1419
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1420
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:17,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1421
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1422
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1423
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:20,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1424
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:21,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1425
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:22,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1426
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1427
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,560
Christy, thank you very much.

1428
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:31,080
Christy, thank you very much.

1429
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,080
It's madness.

1430
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,080
There's a coronavirus century.

1431
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:37,660
And they've put a load of people in quarantine.

1432
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:40,720
They've put some fella in a balloon.

1433
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:45,680
Because he's too much of a liability to have around Wuhan.

1434
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:51,040
They stuck him into a balloon and then they let it go into the sky.

1435
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,840
But it's still attached to a string.

1436
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,120
So he won't fly away.

1437
01:20:55,120 --> 01:21:00,360
But he is, he's safe from infecting other people.

1438
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,800
Do you see what I mean?

1439
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:05,680
There's a bit of thinking behind the madness.

1440
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:09,900
And he's not gonna hurt anyone in there in that balloon.

1441
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:13,640
And if he, if he fucking does there'll be trouble.

1442
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:20,140
How you getting that?

1443
01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:22,080
Great route, another great route.

1444
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,320
Fantastic route with no badness.

1445
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,320
Do you know there was nothing negative about it.

1446
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,320
There was no shite stapping.

1447
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,640
There was no wing mirror clipping.

1448
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,640
There was no human steam rolling.

1449
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,880
It was just great, great busing.

1450
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:46,200
It was just pure bus.

1451
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,200
Just the bus please.

1452
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,200
Hold the onions.

1453
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,880
No, no, none of your fancy stuff.

1454
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,880
None of your fancy stuff.

1455
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,120
None of your fancy bus.

1456
01:21:56,120 --> 01:22:01,560
And look at that.

1457
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:06,120
Who's that?

1458
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,180
Who's that cavalier there on the back?

1459
01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:09,860
Huh?

1460
01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:23,700
Who's that pretty, who's that pretty face?

1461
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:30,360
How you getting that?

1462
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,360
How you getting that?

1463
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:32,360
Ah, it's myself.

1464
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:33,360
It's myself.

1465
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:34,360
It's myself.

1466
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,360
Now, ignition.

1467
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,360
Take that out there.

1468
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,360
Do that.

1469
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,360
That quick scour.

1470
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:50,360
Quick little scour to see if there's been any bobby blasters leaving any presents down the back.

1471
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,360
Nothing.

1472
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:52,360
Nothing.

1473
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,360
Nothing at all.

1474
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,360
And that's a clean bus.

1475
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:55,360
Very clean bus.

1476
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,360
Beautiful.

1477
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,360
Really nice.

1478
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:58,360
Really, really nice.

1479
01:22:58,360 --> 01:22:59,360
Really, really nice.

1480
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,360
Really happy with that.

1481
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:01,360
Really happy with that.

1482
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:02,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1483
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,360
It's fantastic.

1484
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,360
Third place, Catafi visited Barcelona.

1485
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,360
Third place, Catafi visited Barcelona.

1486
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,360
And that's a great bit of busing.

1487
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:10,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1488
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1489
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1490
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1491
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1492
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1493
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1494
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1495
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,360
It's a great bit of busing.

1496
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:23,360
Third place, Catafi visited Barcelona in the Nou Camp on Saturday.

1497
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:27,360
And the first little shock came from Messi with a little jink.

1498
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,360
But it didn't jink over the keeper's head high enough.

1499
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:39,360
Catafi scored, but VAR ruled it out after they saw a bit of an old fumble in the box.

1500
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,360
The FIFA man whistle blew.

1501
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,360
I tell you who's doing well.

1502
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,360
That greetsman.

1503
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,360
He scored a goal for them.

1504
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,360
Outside of the left foot.

1505
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:53,360
I wouldn't say he's amazing world class, but he's good enough.

1506
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,360
Number 8 played well.

1507
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:58,360
As well as that number 24 lad.

1508
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:02,360
And then a goal from Roberto.

1509
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:07,360
What an amazing way to seal the deal.

1510
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:08,360
Messi now!

1511
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:09,360
No!

1512
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,360
What a header!

1513
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,360
He's a header.

1514
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,360
He's a header.

1515
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,360
He's a header.

1516
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:14,360
Number 9!

1517
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:15,360
Who saw that coming?

1518
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:17,360
Not the goalkeeper Ter Stengen anyway.

1519
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:18,360
Well done number 9 for...

1520
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:19,360
For Catafi.

1521
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:20,360
Late free kick must have been scary for Barca.

1522
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:21,360
Ter Stengen!

1523
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,360
Ter Stengen!

1524
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:22,360
Ter Stengen again!

1525
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,360
Check out super...

1526
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:24,360
50 handed fucking saves there.

1527
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:25,360
Off the line.

1528
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,360
Well done Barcelona.

1529
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,360
Keep it rockin'.

1530
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,360
Keep it lit.

1531
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,360
The goat.

1532
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:29,360
Messy there the goat man.

1533
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,460
Ter Stengen! Ter Stengen again!

1534
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:33,360
Check out super...

1535
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,900
50-handed fucking saves there.

1536
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:36,900
Off the line.

1537
01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:40,880
Well done, Barcelona.

1538
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,640
Keep it rocking. Keep it lit.

1539
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:44,580
The goat.

1540
01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,920
Messi there, the goat man.

1541
01:24:46,920 --> 01:25:03,080
What don't you?

1542
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:22,520
How you know?

1543
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:39,040
How you know?

1544
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:43,800
Nice to get back and relax for a bit, you know?

1545
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:57,400
And I tell you, you can work your life away, you know?

1546
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:04,720
Then you look back and you're like, where did it all go?

1547
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:11,800
She was too busy fucking working to even notice it go by, like.

1548
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:17,520
And they say, the French, they have a four day week, you know?

1549
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:18,520
They have it served.

1550
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,940
They know what they're doing.

1551
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:25,860
Great food.

1552
01:26:25,860 --> 01:26:27,860
Great culture.

1553
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:32,660
Jerusalem, Hanan.

1554
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,040
Thank you very much.

1555
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,040
Jerry Lusrum.

1556
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,040
Jerry Lusrum.

1557
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:47,180
I was saying in the journey of the bar, you need a four day week.

1558
01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:52,760
If it's four day or bushed at this stage.

1559
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:53,760
Adam Cam, thank you.

1560
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:56,480
And he goes, you're right, Tommy.

1561
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,480
And then I said, no, you're wrong.

1562
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:01,480
I was joking with you to see if you believed me.

1563
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:04,900
And it just goes to show you, believe anything you're told.

1564
01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:08,900
Because my actual belief is that we need a six day week.

1565
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:12,480
Because there's not enough work going on on the days that we are working.

1566
01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:13,480
And it's not enough work.

1567
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:14,480
You get me.

1568
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,480
Ali Aski.

1569
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,480
Thank you very much.

1570
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:25,480
I've got Kevin Augustan.

1571
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:29,480
He's starting with me on tomorrow.

1572
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:30,480
He's starting tomorrow.

1573
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:33,480
Luke Coyle.

1574
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:38,480
Luke Coyle.

1575
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,480
Thank you very much.

1576
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,480
Luke Coyle.

1577
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:45,480
So it's a four day.

1578
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:48,480
It's either a four day week or a six day week, you know.

1579
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:54,480
Because if you get out of bed a bit too late, you can feel groggy because you've had too much sleep then.

1580
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:55,480
Like, you know.

1581
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:59,480
The same thing will happen if you have too many days off work.

1582
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:01,480
You're not going to be arsed.

1583
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,480
The next thing they'll be asking for a three day week.

1584
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:04,480
Then a two day week.

1585
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,480
Then a one way week.

1586
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,480
One day week.

1587
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:20,480
So how can you even have a fucking four day week?

1588
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,480
Four days isn't even a week.

1589
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:27,480
Seven days in a week.

1590
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:31,480
You can have a four day days.

1591
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,480
You can have a four day.

1592
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:34,480
You can have a four day set of four days.

1593
01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:36,480
But you can have a four day week.

1594
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:37,480
You can have a one day.

1595
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,480
A one day day.

1596
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:40,480
One day event.

1597
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,480
Not a week.

1598
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:44,480
Not a hope.

1599
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:46,480
Not a chance.

1600
01:28:46,480 --> 01:29:04,480
*Ritchie*

1601
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,480
Richie, thank you very much.

1602
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:22,480
*Ritchie*

1603
01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:26,480
Endes, wankers, thank you very much.

1604
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,480
Very kind, dear.

1605
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:32,480
And now we'll move on to the banana, because this is God's...

1606
01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:34,480
Do you know what they call this?

1607
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:38,480
God's middle finger.

1608
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:40,480
They don't really.

1609
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:44,480
But it's got a powerful...

1610
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,480
Sarah Schneek, thank you very much.

1611
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:48,480
They say it's packed with power.

1612
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:50,480
The banana, it's a superfood.

1613
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:56,480
You've got slow release of energy during the day with this potassium in it.

1614
01:29:56,480 --> 01:30:00,480
And, do what I do, if you don't want to eat a full one.

1615
01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:02,480
Just have a little bit in...

1616
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,480
Wrap the banana back up then.

1617
01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:06,480
Watch this.

1618
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:08,480
Eat this bit.

1619
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:10,480
See if you want to keep half for later.

1620
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:18,480
*Ritchie*

1621
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:20,480
Then, what you're left with...

1622
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:22,480
Is the banana in this, in a glove.

1623
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:24,480
Banana in a glove.

1624
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:26,480
Simply to secure that...

1625
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:28,480
Simply to secure that...

1626
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:28,480
At the end...

1627
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:30,480
You take these bits here...

1628
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:32,480
And you tie...

1629
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,480
A little bit of a knot with them.

1630
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:36,480
This is...

1631
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:40,480
An ancient technique that the Aztecs used to use as well.

1632
01:30:40,480 --> 01:31:05,480
I'll show you what we do here. Turn the music up a little, add a little bit of atmosphere to this. Now. Do you know what I mean?

1633
01:31:05,480 --> 01:31:34,240
So we've got a little bit of a splitter. We have a splitter here. So what we do with the splitter is we take that apart. Like that. Now. You're left with four strips then on your banana. What you do is you take your two. And you fold them like that over the top of it. Right. Now. You're safe with that. You take your splitters.

1634
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:37,320
once you've got your splitters at the top there

1635
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:40,440
wrap around a little bit

1636
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:44,120
believe me now

1637
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:46,920
once you get used to this you'll never not do it

1638
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:48,580
take your splitters

1639
01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:52,160
and make a lovely little bit of a

1640
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:54,300
knot at the top there like that

1641
01:31:54,300 --> 01:31:57,900
and then you tie that

1642
01:31:57,900 --> 01:31:59,500
just a little

1643
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:02,180
little bit like that

1644
01:32:02,180 --> 01:32:03,740
and look at that

1645
01:32:03,740 --> 01:32:06,700
isn't that fucking mighty altogether

1646
01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:10,180
that's ready to rock

1647
01:32:10,180 --> 01:32:12,120
that's ready to rock for later

1648
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:16,700
oh

1649
01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:20,700
you shake that there like that

1650
01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:28,560
see that

1651
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,460
no one knows

1652
01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:38,780
no one knows I have banana in my pocket now

1653
01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:39,800
the top pocket

1654
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:41,620
I've got that in the bank

1655
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:45,480
what can I say

1656
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:50,420
that's just the way life goes for me sometimes

1657
01:32:50,420 --> 01:33:20,400
you know.

1658
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:50,380
I mean, that's not the most you would have said to you at any given stage. And that's what I always tell you, I always tell you and your family and your friends and your mother as well, you could always rely upon me to tell you the truth. And you did a lot for me in the past and I'll do a lot for you, I'll always do a lot for you in the future as well. You know what I mean? And I said, nothing to me to pick you up, bring you around and do your bed and do your health care with it around the town and doing this and that.

1659
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:59,380
I said, no, I can help you with that. You can help me with something. They were like, you know, we can come to some arrangement or something like that.

1660
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:36,100
Right, like, well, at times you ought to be fucking stuck behind some starlet, you know what I mean? Fucking stuck behind the back of a fucking starlet in a truck. Ten minutes is a long time on the road, like.

1661
01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:42,960
It was a fucking week. It was a long time in politics. Ten minutes is a fucking long time on the road, right? Mind that child.

1662
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:48,640
Do do do do do. Schlagerin.

1663
01:34:48,640 --> 01:35:06,900
*Fighting*

1664
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:09,900
*Fighting*

1665
01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:10,900
*Fighting*

1666
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:12,900
How are you getting then?

1667
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:14,900
*Fighting*

1668
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:16,900
*Fighting*

1669
01:35:16,900 --> 01:35:18,900
*Fighting*

1670
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:25,200
Nice bit of coffee. For a brighter future. Slug your.

1671
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:29,200
*Fighting*

1672
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,200
*Fighting*

1673
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:37,200
Alfonsina Mexicana, thank you very much. I hope you're keeping well.

1674
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:41,200
*Fighting*

1675
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:45,200
*Fighting*

1676
01:35:45,200 --> 01:36:01,200
Lovely bit of shred. Leo, thank you very much Leo. Leo, very coming. Very good girl.

1677
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:31,180
Derek Mooney's Birdwatch, thank you very much. Great show, I like to listen to that. It's played late, it's played late, nice, repeated late. Great, great to that.

1678
01:36:31,180 --> 01:36:55,180
Derek Mooney, he knows the birds. He studied them, he's ornithologically adept at describing plumage and groomage. Flumage.

1679
01:36:55,180 --> 01:37:04,420
and it's an awful peaceful pursuit as well you know it's nice and pastoral and relaxation wise

1680
01:37:04,420 --> 01:37:10,860
oh you cannot beat it's like it's like escaping into another world you go board watching

1681
01:37:10,860 --> 01:37:15,300
you go to an aviary or you know one of those yokes

1682
01:37:15,300 --> 01:37:22,240
you lose you forget that you're a human you know and you start living through the eyes of the board

1683
01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:27,120
and you start thinking of the board and how the board is doing its life and how the board is in

1684
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:33,120
flying form all the time and it's flying so it's in flying form because it's in the air

1685
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:42,720
and uh we were saying the last day myself and johnny is there life out there do you know aliens and all

1686
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:49,360
that kind of crack and if there is do you know imagine if there are humans in another world that's

1687
01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:58,240
like our world just in a different galaxy and they were bought their world was exploded into life at the

1688
01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:08,240
same time as our world exploded into life but like uh the butterfly effect happened you know and for some

1689
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:21,120
of the world is that we can fly like you know we can fly like you know imagine that

1690
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:25,120
people have been imagining that

1691
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:32,000
and we've seen that since way back when and we even have angels in our minds we've angels in the skies

1692
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:37,920
angel gabriel and all the other angels yeah i don't know the name of them like gabriel's probably the only

1693
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:46,800
one that i know the only one that i know the name of but um have you heard this that was sheamus

1694
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:54,480
lovely reels um but those angels are up there spinning around doing the crack having the cracking

1695
01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:07,120
but imagine in another world another place there's that and then imagine if they developed a uh um a a a wreck a rock

1696
01:39:07,120 --> 01:39:15,760
a rocket or a a plane or something which could fly to our world and if they saw us what would they do

1697
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:24,800
would they kill us or would they be sound to us would they go on the piss would they be up for the crack

1698
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:34,640
like that or would they be more into you know from stealing your way and sticking a pipe up your hole or

1699
01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:42,960
something how are you getting on mrs aol paddy joe tyg that'd be great if we can get a bit of paddy joe tyg

1700
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:55,440
before the night is wrapped because beautiful beautiful there was friendly the last loud song

1701
01:39:55,440 --> 01:40:05,440
was peeling sweet but brought more joy to me the one i loved is gone for aries left his tyrants den

1702
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:18,880
he fought till dead and then he left the woodlands of lachlan a true and awful irish man john bergen was

1703
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:32,560
his name he belonged to tipperary and from the inner town he came but now thank god although he's gone he's free from harm and sin

1704
01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:44,880
and he let them have his parting shot before he left lachlan macdermott too was brave and true from the

1705
01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:59,360
plains of balnegal he's missed by many a fireside at home court near and far he's missed it home in bracklone by his own dear kit and ken

1706
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:12,400
and his comrades to witness him too in the woodlands of lachlan john bergen said that he was proud to die

1707
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:24,880
to die for ireland's cause to free our land from black and trans and all cruel alien laws saying goodbye to tipperary to

1708
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:37,360
every day and to all my faithful comrades in the woodlands of lachlan when our heroes they were dying

1709
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:47,360
there they called the rarach hergy man let no one think they feared to face the english black and tan

1710
01:41:48,480 --> 01:42:01,120
the cannon came and wasn't time and as he said amen macdelmer's soul was departing from the woodlands of lachlan

1711
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:14,880
take this message to our own brave boys and tell them we are dead tell them to be of utmost cheer to hold no

1712
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:28,640
drooping head to keep all brains a using to face and not give in and be proud to die beneath the nigh risk sky in the woodlands of lachlan

1713
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:42,320
those were the worst old brave boys said as they died for ireland's cause to free our land from black and trans and all cruel alien laws

1714
01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:56,720
goodbye my friends fight side by side like gallant irish men then they close their eyes they bid goodbye to the woodlands of lachlan

1715
01:42:57,760 --> 01:43:11,360
and there especially for john and uh jim o'donnell out in london and uh birmingham sorry and uh

1716
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:16,320
sorry about that now i'll harry joe's on the radios

1717
01:43:21,040 --> 01:43:26,960
almost bring the tears of the eye i do get awful emotional when i hear that kind of stuff now to be honest

1718
01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:33,040
i've taken the wrong wrong taking the wrong turn out of that

1719
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:37,520
how are you getting there

1720
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:47,760
sorry about this now we're at the wrong turn we took the wrong turn

1721
01:43:57,120 --> 01:44:02,400
yeah that's that is that that is that you know the you don't

1722
01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:07,680
that's that's going that's disappearing that's that's gone that'll be gone soon

1723
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:13,360
that it and that would be a fucking shame

1724
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:21,760
that's the globe the global village is getting rid of that now

1725
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:25,440
the global village doesn't have any time for that

1726
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:41,640
I don't miss donating. I don't miss donating, yeah. Thank you very much Templeton. Happy birthday to Pad Templeton Pad. Thanks very much.

1727
01:44:47,640 --> 01:45:07,640
Happy birthday to you. And thank you very much as well. Squeal like a pig. Very very kind. Where the hell is this shtab?

1728
01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:15,640
I don't miss donating. But I'll head over to Jerusalem anyway and see how the global village, the global village is treating those guys.

1729
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:30,640
Ryan Tubberday, thank you very much. They've got another crisis on their hands. It's not globalization, it's fucking violence-ization between the three parties.

1730
01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:36,640
I don't miss donating. It's the wrong shtap again. That's me.

1731
01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:41,640
Anyone getting off here? Pad Templeton. Thank you very much, Pad.

1732
01:45:46,640 --> 01:46:00,640
Oh. Try something a little bit shady here. Put the message in the box, thanks. This is a tight squeeze now, but we're doing it.

1733
01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:08,640
Huey. Huey Gallagher. There we go.

1734
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:11,640
Steinen clear. The doors are open.

1735
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:13,640
We don't a bissle do ne.

1736
01:46:13,640 --> 01:46:15,640
Steinen clear. The doors are open.

1737
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:18,640
Vanessa. Thank you very much, Vanessa.

1738
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:28,640
That's a few people up there now. Now we're heading to the South Spork now. Everybody, South Spork.

1739
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:36,640
Yeah. The global village hasn't taken Jerusalem yet, but it will fall.

1740
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:40,640
At some stage. DT. Buston. Thank you.

1741
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:44,640
It's bound to fall at some stage, you know.

1742
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:47,640
Because these are the new churches now.

1743
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:52,640
Used to be the church and the cathedral were the biggest buildings that you could find.

1744
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:57,640
The most prestigious. The most, thank you very much, labby bed.

1745
01:46:57,640 --> 01:47:03,640
The most awe-inspiring. But now we've got these towers. Look.

1746
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:07,640
Go out there and have a look.

1747
01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:13,640
These big towers here. These are the new churches now.

1748
01:47:13,640 --> 01:47:17,640
People aren't worshipping any gods in there.

1749
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:29,640
They're worshipping. They're worshipping. They're worshipping not only themselves, but they're worshipping the filthy lucre. The money god, you know.

1750
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:35,640
And those buildings all have glass and mirrors on them as well.

1751
01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:53,640
I don't know this don't need drive you know this don't need yeah this thank you very much Chris that very very kind you Chris thank you very much appreciate that Chris thank you oh yeah then

1752
01:47:56,640 --> 01:48:18,640
hey don't know this don't need slow before probably don't need yeah thank you very much mate that's mate no anybody get not only a couple of stops left

1753
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:34,640
how are you getting on orange pants what's the shorty regular and a one there we go now answer that two euro two euro twenty please sir thank you

1754
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:48,640
one euro is he back then how are you blue man group what's the shorty you want to do ticket no problem

1755
01:48:48,640 --> 01:49:09,640
Day ticket for the blue mangrove. Good man yourself. Mighty. North, North Spok coming up.

1756
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:37,640
Big man BB oil machine. Thank you. Thank you very much. Jesus Christ this woman's walking out in front of the bus. And here we go. Johnny, what's the story? How are you, Johnny? Vinny Craig? Jan?

1757
01:49:37,640 --> 01:49:40,640
Jan? Jan?

1758
01:49:52,640 --> 01:50:06,640
How are you, man? Pig ignorant. Ignorant pig. We might head into Adriano's for an old slice after this.

1759
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:21,640
We're in there last day. He nearly blew the fucking head of me. I bought a slice and he put the chili flakes on. I didn't know how spicy they were. I was like, fuck a load of that on there. And he goes, is that enough? I say, more.

1760
01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:41,640
By the time he got the chili flakes than it was pizza. Boy, I was crying. The tears coming out. The tear ducts. I'd sweat. Bucketing down off the forehead. Is that you living rubbish? Scum. Any scum. Any scum. Tickets, please.

1761
01:50:45,640 --> 01:51:12,640
Yeah. Chili flakes. Chili pizza. Nothing like a nice spicy slice, but you can over spice the pudding like, you know, you don't want to go fucking call 999 then for the fire brigade. Come down and hose you down in the middle of the street. That happened to a lad. He had too many chilies. And it fucked with his mind.

1762
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:19,640
He actually started hallucinating on the ghost. He had a ghost chili or something. Get out the way!

1763
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:46,640
And he called 999 and he asked for the fire department instead of the ambulance because he believed he was on fire. But he really had only just eaten one of these ghost chilies. And they came and gave him a blast to the nozzle anyways. And that was nice of him to do that.

1764
01:51:46,640 --> 01:52:05,640
And that woke him up and he was fine then. Of course until the next day when the bill came in the post. 200 euro for the call out. Mayo County Council. He tried to appeal it but they had video evidence of him getting hosed down on Main Street.

1765
01:52:05,640 --> 01:52:34,260
squealing like a pig very unbecoming for him and very very undignified but we had an enormous laugh at it and it made a lot of people very happy. I know that he might be having a hard time because of that event but don't worry Derek we're all laughing with you as well as at you as well and we want you to get better.

1766
01:52:34,260 --> 01:52:36,260
Hold it.

1767
01:52:39,260 --> 01:52:41,260
Oh yeah none.

1768
01:52:43,260 --> 01:52:44,260
No.

1769
01:52:50,260 --> 01:52:56,260
Nothing like a smooth battle bussin on a Sunday night to slide into Monday.

1770
01:52:58,260 --> 01:52:59,260
Like a...

1771
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:05,260
A liquid slug.

1772
01:53:06,260 --> 01:53:08,260
Sliding down a wall.

1773
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:10,260
Into a bucket.

1774
01:53:11,260 --> 01:53:13,260
That's the way I want to roll into Monday.

1775
01:53:14,260 --> 01:53:16,260
That's the way I want to slide into Monday.

1776
01:53:18,260 --> 01:53:19,260
Oh yeah none.

1777
01:53:19,260 --> 01:53:26,260
This guy is making me go all over the fucking place here.

1778
01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:32,260
He wants me to go around so that I can go on the other road that side.

1779
01:53:33,260 --> 01:53:36,260
But that's not gonna happen.

1780
01:53:37,260 --> 01:53:38,260
Why?

1781
01:53:39,260 --> 01:53:40,260
Oh hang on.

1782
01:53:41,260 --> 01:53:44,260
This is the wrong stop. I think this could be the wrong stop.

1783
01:53:45,260 --> 01:53:46,260
It's the wrong stop.

1784
01:53:46,260 --> 01:53:47,260
It's the wrong stop.

1785
01:53:47,260 --> 01:53:48,260
It's the wrong stop.

1786
01:53:48,260 --> 01:53:49,260
It's the wrong stop.

1787
01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:50,260
It's the wrong stop.

1788
01:53:50,260 --> 01:53:51,260
Never mind that now everyone.

1789
01:53:51,260 --> 01:53:52,260
Sorry about that.

1790
01:53:52,260 --> 01:53:53,260
It's the wrong stop.

1791
01:53:53,260 --> 01:53:54,260
Sorry about that.

1792
01:53:54,260 --> 01:53:55,260
Oh.

1793
01:53:56,260 --> 01:53:58,260
Sorry about this now everyone.

1794
01:53:58,260 --> 01:53:59,260
Sorry about this now.

1795
01:53:59,260 --> 01:54:14,260
Sorry about this now everyone. Sorry about this now. There we go. And here we go. Now! Isn't that something? Isn't that how you do it?

1796
01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:44,240
Isn't that how you do it? Isn't that how you do it? Good man. Now return to the garage. And the garage is just around the corner. That's the way I want it to be. It's terrible when you finish the road and you have to drive all over the fucking county.

1797
01:54:44,240 --> 01:55:14,220
to get back to home. Let that know. Tommy has quality. Side Spooks. Thank you very much. Side Spooks.

1798
01:55:14,220 --> 01:55:28,220
And of course I should have got it maybe two weeks ago. But it went all over the country. But never mind. We have it now. So it starts off by telling me about Hugh's Big Bash.

1799
01:55:28,220 --> 01:55:30,220
Hugh's Big Bash.

1800
01:55:30,220 --> 01:55:32,220
Salamanca.

1801
01:55:32,220 --> 01:55:34,220
Salamanca.

1802
01:55:34,220 --> 01:55:36,220
Salamanca.

1803
01:55:36,220 --> 01:56:06,200
On Friday 27th, they're having the Salamanca. Saturday 28th, Kaley time. And that's in the afternoon. And then Saturday night, Tim, Joe and Anne O'Riordan. And Sunday 2nd, the Kingdom Kaley Band. And they're starting at 2:30. Workshop with Roland Eastwood and Oliver himself. And now for more information on that, it's 0777.

1804
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:36,180
1. 897. 890. Now that's Northern Ireland number. So you want to be very careful about that. Now he's also Oliver is having a Kaley in the Foxford Memorial Hall. It's on Saturday the 21st of March and music is by the Kingdom Kaley Band. And all proceeds from this goes to Parkinson's.

1805
01:56:36,180 --> 01:56:54,180
Association. So Oliver's number is 087 636 834. So Oliver, I'll be only too delighted to give that another mention for you. He also asked.

1806
01:56:54,180 --> 01:56:56,180
Sorry about that.

1807
01:56:56,180 --> 01:57:22,180
I'll be checking for the bombs before we get off. It's a sad day again. I know we have to. We shouldn't have to be, but we are checking for weapons of mass destruction. I saw a documentary the last day about the dirty bomb. Have you heard about the dirty bomb? Now that's lads that have got a load of nuclear stuff together and they've made a big fucking dirty old bomb out of it. And they can lay that down anywhere. Anywhere.

1808
01:57:22,180 --> 01:57:23,180
anywhere.

1809
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:28,180
Scary stuff like you know, the way the world is getting.

1810
01:57:32,180 --> 01:57:34,180
Justin Johnson, thank you very much.

1811
01:57:34,180 --> 01:57:35,180
Yeah.

1812
01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:39,180
Thank you very much, Justin. Justin time.

1813
01:57:41,180 --> 01:57:43,180
Justin time, Justin Johnson.

1814
01:57:46,180 --> 01:57:50,180
Live from New York City, it's Schlug Aaron.

1815
01:57:50,180 --> 01:57:54,180
And here's your host, Tommy Schlug.

1816
01:57:57,180 --> 01:57:58,180
Story.

1817
01:57:58,180 --> 01:58:00,180
Oh, you're getting that. That's a good one.

1818
01:58:13,180 --> 01:58:15,180
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1819
01:58:15,180 --> 01:58:17,180
Welcome to the show.

1820
01:58:17,180 --> 01:58:19,180
There's yet another storm that's hit the coast. You see this?

1821
01:58:19,180 --> 01:58:21,180
You hear about the storm?

1822
01:58:22,180 --> 01:58:23,180
Storm Dennis.

1823
01:58:25,180 --> 01:58:27,180
I was thinking about that there.

1824
01:58:27,180 --> 01:58:28,180
They should rename him.

1825
01:58:29,180 --> 01:58:32,180
He's going to be, they said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1826
01:58:33,180 --> 01:58:36,180
They said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last day.

1827
01:58:37,180 --> 01:58:43,180
So I was thinking there maybe, maybe the Metaer and people should rename it.

1828
01:58:43,180 --> 01:58:47,180
To show him Dennis the Menace.

1829
01:58:47,180 --> 01:58:51,180
Do you remember him?

1830
01:58:51,180 --> 01:58:54,180
Do you remember him?

1831
01:58:54,180 --> 01:58:56,180
In a little shit bag.

1832
01:58:57,180 --> 01:59:03,180
The Metaer and people should be, they said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1833
01:59:03,180 --> 01:59:04,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1834
01:59:04,180 --> 01:59:05,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1835
01:59:05,180 --> 01:59:06,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1836
01:59:06,180 --> 01:59:07,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1837
01:59:07,180 --> 01:59:08,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1838
01:59:08,180 --> 01:59:09,180
The Metaer and people should be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

1839
01:59:09,180 --> 01:59:15,580
it, Schlug tonight, and thank you very much to Justin Johnson for your kind hearted tip

1840
01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:26,880
there, and he, Hideo Kojima, I can see you, Hideo Kojima's solid Schlug, thank you very

1841
01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:32,360
much, good night and God bless everybody, thank you very much for joining us on tonight,

1842
01:59:32,360 --> 01:59:37,560
Schlug Aaron, it's been a pleasure, and we only, there was only one person that got the,

1843
01:59:37,560 --> 01:59:48,180
only one, so, successful night, very successful, all the best, and enjoy the rest of the week,

1844
01:59:48,220 --> 01:59:53,880
and we'll see you, we'll be seeing you, see you later, best luck, bye bye.

1845
01:59:53,880 --> 02:00:01,300
You join us again for another night of sumptuous soccer ball delight, from the Norwich football ground,

1846
02:00:01,640 --> 02:00:09,300
and it's a lofted ball to the Norwich forward, and it's been saved by that man, Alison Becker's palm,

1847
02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:16,880
as you can see, the ball, floated over the top of the Liverpool back line, found its way to the striker,

1848
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:25,640
but, that man, Alison Becker's palm, swept the balloon to safety, that's my ball, he said, probably.

1849
02:00:25,640 --> 02:00:31,220
Norwich, are looking comfortable and composed on the balloon, despite their formidable opposition,

1850
02:00:31,220 --> 02:00:37,880
I speak too soon, as the Bobby Blasher, makes it down the right wing, cross comes in, it's headed away,

1851
02:00:37,980 --> 02:00:43,940
but only as far, as Salah, who turns and lets off a rattlesnake, Keita follows up with nothing,

1852
02:00:43,940 --> 02:00:51,280
and it's a great, great stop and defensive situation there, by the Norwich boys, the Egyptian magician,

1853
02:00:51,840 --> 02:00:58,800
capable of such devastation, in such close quarters too, your man Keita could've, and should've,

1854
02:00:59,220 --> 02:01:05,440
finished it off there, for a goal, can't dwell on the break down the side, Hatch, he's very quick,

1855
02:01:05,600 --> 02:01:11,980
and skillful, he puts a ball into the centre, it finds Teddy, has he overcooked it, Teddy,

1856
02:01:13,080 --> 02:01:20,780
crackerjackaloolar off the post, what the hell was going on there, Jesus, where did that come from,

1857
02:01:22,120 --> 02:01:27,680
Alison Becker's palm, I don't think was even near the ball, possibly was though,

1858
02:01:28,220 --> 02:01:35,440
and here's it again, Teddy, with a real cracks and pollock, off the post,

1859
02:01:35,440 --> 02:01:41,080
Liverpool, passing the balloon around, with the confidence of world champions that they are,

1860
02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:46,700
Mane, Mane, it was a touch, of genius,

1861
02:01:47,440 --> 02:02:05,660
a first time, beautifully lofted ball, but an exceptionally balleristic, take down, as you can see here, Mane, at full stretch, and then the follow up shot, precision, well, I guess that's why they're doing so well Liverpool,

1862
02:02:05,660 --> 02:02:35,640
Wow, that should have been two goals, the Bobby blaster, doesn't usually miss those, a bullet ball from Alexander Arnold, what's going on, says Klopp, he seems, he comes across as a nice man, Norwich now, putting the frighteners into Liverpool in the last few minutes, Pookie, and it's stopped, fantastic piece of interplay,

1863
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:48,580
by the boys, and Pookie's whipcracker, saved yet again, by that man, Alison Becker's clutch, it's Liverpool 1, Norwich 0, for the full time,

1864
02:02:48,580 --> 02:03:01,200
We'll be, we'll be stuck in the middle of winter, wishing that it'd be the middle of summer, that's what, that's what I be, thinking now, you know, you'll be driving through town,

1865
02:03:02,100 --> 02:03:08,020
not a soul inside. There's no one around, like, you know. Sure, it'll be bucketing down,

1866
02:03:08,020 --> 02:03:12,660
and the sky is grey, there's no sunshine, it's cold, like, it'll dark at four o'clock, five o'clock.

1867
02:03:13,460 --> 02:03:18,100
You'll be looking forward to the middle of February. You got the eye on the month of May.

1868
02:03:18,100 --> 02:03:19,460
That's what's on your mind, like, you know.

1869
02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:32,340
I can't wait for the summer to come, and I get to see that beautiful sun, a big ball of fire in the sky.

1870
02:03:33,380 --> 02:03:44,540
I say, how ya, son, ya, kid, and how right? And he'll look back to me and say, nothing, because he's the sun.

1871
02:03:46,040 --> 02:03:51,400
Nice is a fancy, though. Japanese fans. Nice fans.

1872
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,460
you

1873
02:03:53,460 --> 02:04:23,440
Thank you.