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Located beneath the armrest you find cup holes...

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...and a mobile phone storage unit...

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Deutschmox...

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Das ist gut, ja!

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My face is better than yours.

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My dash is more complex than yours.

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My dreams...

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...far more ambitious than yours.

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My dreams...

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More ambitious than yours.

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My dreams...

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are shining right through your door.

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They eat the system in your Mercedes

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like something fundamental, like your

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hairline, your whip recedes. Every time

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I walk by, I see you flicking

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arms, I cry. Would you want

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a whip here? Now stick Mercedes

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man shit in your eye. Located

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beneath the armrest, you find cup holes.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Technical gremlitions were at play there.

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I do believe I was saying something

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that could have been...

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What's the word?

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When you're saying something

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illegal about someone. Slanderous.

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About Mick Asalo.

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I was telling you about Mick Asalo's

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cream box that he has in his car.

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And, before you

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know it, the stream got goosed.

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Does anybody know

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what was the last thing that happened?

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Because when I

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found out it was too late.

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I had just bagged a silver trophy

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at the end of the race.

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I was basking in the glory

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of that.

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I was basking in that glory, and I don't know

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when or where the showbiz.ie...

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So we were at showbiz.ie

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Okay, let's have a little look here.

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That's where we are.

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That's where we are now.

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Did we get to, um...

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Did we get to this?

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No fucking hell.

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I did the whole thing.

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I was gone for five minutes.

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that it had gone down.

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That's Mick Asalo.

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I need to get back

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on top here

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with everything

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that's gone on.

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Bypat.

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I want to say

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a big thank you

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to a rake

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of absolute legendaros.

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Starting with Bypat.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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Um...

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make the names

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pop up again

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somehow.

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I don't know.

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There we go.

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Bypat.

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Thank you very much.

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You didn't hear any of it.

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Fucking hell.

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Thanks so much for that

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anyway, Bypat.

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And everybody

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who's sticking with this

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despite

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a sabotage

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sabbatical

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attempt to

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fucking sabotage

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what I'm doing here.

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Jalmac.

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Thank you very much.

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get up to

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while I was gone?

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to the slutty vegan truck

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and got myself

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a real beauty

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of a slutty vegan burger.

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Graham Lassau

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was down there.

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Thank you very much, Graham.

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He was serving, um...

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Fristlebits

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a burger made of, uh...

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Mushrooms.

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meaty mushroom.

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he sourced those from.

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I think he might have

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sourced them from Asia.

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Dylan96.ie.

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Thank you very much, Dylan.

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Dotie.

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It's very kind of you, Dylan.

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Glad that you got to, uh,

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see the race anyway.

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Where is Francis?

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He's having a sabbatical

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at the moment.

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He's renting the ch...

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I'm not his...

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He's not my kind of style.

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I'm not his style.

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But he's a good guy.

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He's got a good channel.

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And he's loaning the channel out to me.

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At a great rate.

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Mates rates.

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Vegan farts.

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Thank you very much.

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Maybe you were down at the slutty vegan as well.

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You got yourself a...

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A slutty vegan burger.

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If so,

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well done, man.

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It's a great hub.

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It's a great place to network as well.

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Coolie, man.

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Thanks so much, cool dude.

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You're rocking the main stage, dude.

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So we had some exclusive stories

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from the Celtic Tiger.

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Height to the Celtic Tiger period here.

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Where Bon Jovi...

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Bon Jovi,

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Pele,

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and Kating.

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We're in Dublin.

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Garde took my CBD.

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Thank you very much.

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Are you still in hospital?

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Great to see you again.

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You always bring a cool, crisp,

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premium smile to my face.

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Loving the lush.

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And full goatee,

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you're powering through those

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face follicle pipes.

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Don't ever change.

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I'm never gonna change, man.

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Don't you ever change.

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Thanks very much for that.

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You're doing it,

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and you're doing it with aplomb.

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Thanks, man.

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All the best, bud.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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vegan oversteer cactus f1.

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Thank you very much as well.

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Zero tip.ie.

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Play Stardew.

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I'll try and get him to play Stardew,

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but he probably won't play it.

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Let's be honest here.

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He's probably not gonna play that game.

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It doesn't look like the kind of game he'd play.

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Although, what would I know?

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I don't know anything.

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Look, we need to get going here.

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The stream has just...

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It's gone completely tits up.

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Thanks to YouTube,

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and the Mikasalo creamy conspiracy.

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I'm getting texts at the moment.

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There's a WhatsApp chat group I'm in

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with Johnny Ronan,

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the Robotnik,

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and Mikasalo,

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and they say there's some kind of creamy conspiracy going on.

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Eddie Jordan is actually blowing on his saxophone cream pipe

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out at his gaff in front of a full moon.

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It's a beautiful silhouette,

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and the noises that are being made are summoning the beasts,

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which have laid dormant for many years.

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Those beasts are gonna come alive tonight

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and take apart, rip to shreds,

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the absolute fucking snakes

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that took down this stream.

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You are snakes.

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Almost six o'clock.

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But anyway,

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Denise Richards was in the crowd

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watching her boyfriend, Richie Sambora,

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playing the sold-out venue of Croke Park.

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Our snappers were on high alert,

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we never spotted her.

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that Denise Richards was in the audience,

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but it was a rumour that was sadly

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never confirmed by photographic evidence.

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The next day,

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who was down at Easton signing books?

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None other than Pele,

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the greatest footballer of all time.

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He was hanging around the town the weekend

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promoting his autobiographies, plural,

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with a couple of very sexy samba dancers.

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Samba dancers in tow,

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and there's one of the sexy samba dancers in Easton's.

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And if you're around Easton's,

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in the next few days,

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then pop in,

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because Ivan Yates is going to be releasing his brand new novella,

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which is Yates on Plates 2 Reloaded Maximum,

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where he's branching out from the traditional cookbook fair,

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and he's going to hit you with a big thick slice of fiction,

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gripping stuff.

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Some cunt from the Booker Prize said it's actually got a whiff of suspicion about it,

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but it's got all the hallmarks of a Dean Koontz,

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with a splash of Amos.

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It's got notes of Maeve Binchy in it,

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and a big, fat, massive dollop.

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Of Matt Cooper,

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who provides the book with an epic epilogue.

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You don't want to miss out.

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Get down there tomorrow.

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The World Cup winner saw the biggest turnout for a book signed in the history of Easton's.

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Yeah, sorry guys, you need to update that article,

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because, well, with hindsight,

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we know that the biggest ever book launch at Easton's was Ivan Yates on Plates.

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The quintessential cookbook.

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I'm blue in the face showing you it.

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I'm not going to show it again.

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the stock store announced he was due to appear in Easton's the night before on the Late Late Show.

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during an interview with Pat Kenny.

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We'll try and find that now.

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And,

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finally,

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Irish singer Ronan Keaton was also on the chat show the weekend.

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Hinted there may be an interest of boys on Reunion after watching Take That Live,

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but after he was finished promoting his new album.

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Great stuff.

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As we know,

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they all got back together in the end.

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Let's have a quick look,

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see if we can find that Pat Kenny and Pele interview.

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Sounds riveting.

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And there we have it.

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Okay, so we don't have Pat Kenny and Pele.

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We do have this.

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You should have shaved before you did that, Brendan.

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You're a censor.

288
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,400
How dare you.

289
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,840
Gayborn and you are,

290
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,700
you're unstoppable arseholes.

291
00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:25,520
You arseholes.

292
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:26,100
Thank you very much.

293
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:26,960
You piece of shit.

294
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,020
Okay,

295
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,180
that's the wrong one.

296
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,140
We'll go back to the track.

297
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:30,760
Back to the,

298
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,180
back to the track.

299
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,020
Back to the track,

300
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,800
and we'll see if we can get a gold on this.

301
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,300
Goldie Hawn,

302
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,060
sends her regards.

303
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,220
She was asking for you the other day.

304
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,940
At the cons-a-thon we were,

305
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,580
we were holding.

306
00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:49,040
It was a fundraiser.

307
00:11:49,040 --> 00:12:10,040
*music*

308
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:34,040
*music*

309
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,040
It's almost six o'clock.

310
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,040
*music*

311
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:46,040
Are we good? Are we good? Are we good? Are we good? Are we back?

312
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,040
*music*

313
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,040
The Gooser, thank you very much.

314
00:12:51,040 --> 00:13:03,040
I want to say a big thank you to Darren Loves Kenny, Play Dark Souls, I won't because it's too much, Mossy Collins Sells Sausages and Gridrain 741.

315
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,040
*music*

316
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:15,800
Just to be clear, the private emergency service of elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force are working at YouTube's behest on their new cloud open compute project hardware.

317
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,440
Completely unrelated to live streaming.

318
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,520
Good luck with the rest of the stream.

319
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:23,860
Let's do this.

320
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,520
Fair play for everyone who's sticking by this stream.

321
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,220
We're up against it.

322
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,620
The gods want to take us down.

323
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,440
The cabal.

324
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:40,840
And I was actually talking to Gemma O'Doherty the other day about live streaming and how to fucking upgrade my stream to a better kind of stream.

325
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:52,660
She was saying that I need to just get rid of the green screen and put an Irish flag and a bower on and then a flag there and then maybe change what I'm talking about.

326
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,260
I said, why?

327
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,240
She said, people don't want to hear about cars.

328
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,700
I said, what do they want to hear, Gemma?

329
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,340
And I can't repeat what she said.

330
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:05,960
It's almost six o'clock.

331
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,220
Because I won't have a channel then.

332
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,320
It's almost six o'clock.

333
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,300
But we will get going.

334
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,640
We're going to keep going.

335
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,160
She said it's the cabal.

336
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,200
Okay.

337
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,400
She said it's the cabal.

338
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,300
And you know about the cabal.

339
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,300
I even had a job with the cabal.

340
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,220
I was working with the cabal for a few days, a few weeks ago.

341
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,580
How's it going, guys?

342
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:35,160
Just wanted to check in with you and let you know about the global corporate cabal, which is actually taking over Ireland at an alarming rate and pace.

343
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:39,580
I've actually had an offer to become their PR strategist.

344
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:46,500
So I'm going to be here until forever.

345
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,460
The cabal really know where they're going.

346
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,600
They've got a great fucking future ahead of them.

347
00:14:53,140 --> 00:15:03,660
And I think if I can get my foot in the door there, I'm going to be bringing the cabal on a fucking two-way extraordinary adventure to Taito Park.

348
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:09,620
Aboard the back of my new fucking SLK Genuine Celica.

349
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:16,340
There's only three Saturdays left until the full moon brings about a new beast upon our fucking shores.

350
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,480
That one.

351
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,460
We've yet to see you.

352
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:23,920
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

353
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,920
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

354
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:30,760
But believe you and me, I'm going to fucking kill someone.

355
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,160
Want a discerning taste in life?

356
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,500
You know where to go.

357
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:41,660
Hit the links on a fucking Friday weekday's Fortnite and smack a few balls down the par 5.

358
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,800
Make it onto the green and two when you're looking for an eagle loop-a-de-loo.

359
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,400
Start slicing that lime.

360
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:57,060
Take off the plastic wrap off the neck of the goose and throttle the bottle until you pour out your heart's content into an ice bucket.

361
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:04,140
Make sure the goose cloud warning lights are on because you're about to get strong-armed by a couple of geese.

362
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:11,900
The gaggle of your last contempt as you walk the fairway down to the sand bunk of destruction.

363
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:18,440
Whip out the pudding machine and give that ball a fuck smack into the hole of life.

364
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,080
Always, always remember to sip your goose responsibly.

365
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:27,120
Otherwise, you're going to end up being dug out of a goose bunker by the goose cops.

366
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,620
World's best tasting vodka.

367
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,820
Big shout-out.

368
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,900
Big shout-out to the cabal there, guys.

369
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,360
Big shout-out to the cabal.

370
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,980
They're doing a great fucking pile of work.

371
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,180
And more power to them.

372
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,620
Let's get back on the track here.

373
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:13,780
I'll read any messages and all that kind of shabazzle by the end of the track.

374
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,120
Farfurda, I know that you've got something.

375
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,940
You always do have something good to tell us.

376
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,020
I can't wait to get there.

377
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,100
Hopefully it isn't related to the koalas that you killed last week.

378
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,860
But thanks very much for the tip.

379
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,580
I hope you're doing well.

380
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,300
Yeah, it's cabalistic working for the cabal.

381
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,600
Play Dark Souls, you wuss.

382
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:37,780
Look, man.

383
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880
I'm not...

384
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,800
I'm a driver, okay?

385
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,900
I'm an avid driver.

386
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,240
I like to drive my way through life.

387
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:48,540
Drive time.

388
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:50,820
Do you know what I mean?

389
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,160
I'm not a dark solar.

390
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,820
Although I've been known to be a bit of a dark horse.

391
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,680
Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much.

392
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,280
Definitely not a dark solar.

393
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,740
And I was very, very, very shocked and appalled

394
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:14,820
at the non-gold trofenado.

395
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,620
Niall Ruggent, how are you getting on, bud?

396
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,780
How are you doing?

397
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,400
Which, I mean, that's the cabal.

398
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,140
You know, they want to take down...

399
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:33,700
They want to take down anything that stops them

400
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,180
from achieving their globalist agenda.

401
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,800
And I'm completely on board with that.

402
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,000
I said, sign me up.

403
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,240
I can be an agent of change.

404
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,420
Because it's all about business.

405
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,160
It's all about business.

406
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,280
With those guys.

407
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,720
They're actually really nice.

408
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:03,360
Yeah, we were on a yacht there the other day.

409
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,920
And the cabal had invited everyone over.

410
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,640
We were all sat around discussing where next for Ireland.

411
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:16,820
And I got up to raise a toast and started tapping on the glass with a fork.

412
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,720
And I said, hear ye, hear ye.

413
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,460
Who doesn't want to facilitate cabalistics?

414
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,220
And the leader of the cabal got up and said, who the fuck is this guy?

415
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,800
I said, you know well who I am.

416
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,240
You little gremlin.

417
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,980
You little gremlin.

418
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,720
Because he looked like a fucking gremlin.

419
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,580
He looked like Gizmo.

420
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,760
In fairness to him.

421
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,520
Who was one of the cute kind of gremlins.

422
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:46,980
But he was shocked.

423
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,960
But he was also very, very impressed with the balls.

424
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:55,620
The sheer balls that I had to not only come aboard his yacht and eat his food.

425
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,980
But also to call him a gremlin to his face.

426
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,540
But there was a few gasps.

427
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,360
But I quickly turned it around on his head.

428
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:13,080
And said, you're the gremlin of our hearts.

429
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,520
And of our minds.

430
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,040
And everybody started clapping.

431
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,400
And I said, yeah.

432
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,260
Keep clapping everyone.

433
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:26,000
And the gremlin then got up.

434
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:27,440
Took a bow.

435
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,000
And then cried.

436
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:29,860
Three tears.

437
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,340
One for gremlins too.

438
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,140
The new batch.

439
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:35,460
Another.

440
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,640
For Greta Thunberg.

441
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,240
And a third and final tear.

442
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,900
I'll leave that for you to decide what that tear was about.

443
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,880
Answers on a postcard, please.

444
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,180
I'll tell you something.

445
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,460
There's going to be plenty of tears from fucking Daniel Nakamura.

446
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,600
After I've absolutely cream shafted.

447
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,960
Into gold, baby.

448
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:02,440
Woo.

449
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,800
Gold trove.

450
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:04,840
Go on.

451
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,240
Yes.

452
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:07,380
Yes.

453
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,380
Come on.

454
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,340
Woo.

455
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,420
Come on.

456
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:11,700
Go on.

457
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,100
Yes.

458
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,240
Yes.

459
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,240
Come on.

460
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,180
Woo.

461
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,240
Come on.

462
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,240
Come on.

463
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,240
*Sounds of the tune*

464
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,600
Don't like that tune.

465
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,560
Change the tune there, please.

466
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,200
Change the tune there, guys.

467
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Yeah, that'll do.

468
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,720
That'll do.

469
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,840
Uh, Niall Ruge, and thank you very much, Konzo.

470
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,960
I'm embroiled in an intellectual property dispute

471
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,520
with my uncreative friend and thief.

472
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,080
Any tips on suing him? I appreciate your consultancy.

473
00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:01,080
Well, I, uh, we need to, we need to get into the office and talk, talk about that.

474
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,880
You need to show me some proof, evidence and files.

475
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,960
Uh, we'll get going on that.

476
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,560
Also, I can get in touch for the meantime with Sandico Lanan.

477
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,880
He's a good buddy of mine, a financial extravagandor,

478
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,880
and a pure, unadulterated male model.

479
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:23,160
He's the guy who actually is seen driving the gooser when I'm dancing in the iconic scene from

480
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,640
"The Side of the Green" just before we were arrested.

481
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,160
And you can see him there. He's just in the front.

482
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,680
Might actually be a bit too...

483
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,000
Let's see if we can zoom in there.

484
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,680
That's Sandico there.

485
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,680
A real good buddy of mine.

486
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,240
An exemplary...

487
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:48,280
...financier and an all-round saboteur.

488
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,440
Sand, if you're watching Sandball...

489
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,320
...we love you baby.

490
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,120
So go on.

491
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,400
Yes. Yes.

492
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,480
Yes. Come on.

493
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,560
Woo! Come on.

494
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,120
A real good buddy.

495
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,880
Alright, let's do this. Let's get going.

496
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,840
Hi Connor. Jamie here.

497
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,320
Just a quick thank you for getting me hooked on The Great Goose.

498
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,080
You've greatly enhanced your reputation.

499
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080
Unlike those NCT bastards.

500
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,680
Thanks so much, Jamie.

501
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,920
Play Dark Souls.

502
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,080
It's too much for me.

503
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,680
I can't be going back and back and back and back and redoing it.

504
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,200
And I know that you don't want to watch that.

505
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:30,920
This is from...

506
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:36,280
Farfurda has just chimed in with news about the koalas.

507
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Being responsible for the death of 20 koala bears is something I'm not willing to accept.

508
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,160
My legal team strongly advised me to keep quiet.

509
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,440
But I couldn't help myself.

510
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,520
When the attorney was reading my charges, I smashed my glass and told him to suck an egg.

511
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,760
Good man Far. Don't take any shit from those solicitors.

512
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,960
They might be trying to coerce you into admitting your guilt.

513
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,320
Don't do it.

514
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,680
Stay true to your values.

515
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,240
It's a lovely Maserati kind of day.

516
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,160
Thanks for sticking with us on the stream, everyone.

517
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,400
We've had a few interruptions.

518
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,440
A few fucking shots in the dark from the cabalistas.

519
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,360
The gremolados.

520
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,520
But we're going to get through it.

521
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,120
And we're getting gold.

522
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,520
They can't stop us from getting gold.

523
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,920
Even if they want to, they can't.

524
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,200
Slive the new dry V-days.

525
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,880
On a 40-foot bust wave.

526
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:52,880
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

527
00:24:54,880 --> 00:25:00,880
Squat! Gus! Gus! Come on! Woo! Come on!

528
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:07,880
Nice bit of Modric wave there, coming right at you like Owen Murphy featuring Cleopatra.

529
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:14,880
Thanks very much bud. Would you ever get gold or are you just a poser?

530
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:21,880
Says Owen Murphy, you've just seen me get gold man. Thanks for the tip but you're gonna have to fucking rewind the clock and have a look there.

531
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Is your tip? Yurtus, a harness, thank you very much. Who's on the roster here? Race details.

532
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:35,880
Can we see who's on the rost? We're just gonna go for it.

533
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,880
Hell for leather.

534
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:50,880
Here we go, the Autopolis. Plopping big time. Well the rest of these guys are gonna be plopping big time when they see me breeze past in the Konzo mobile.

535
00:25:50,880 --> 00:26:05,880
I think maybe this is a more immersive kind of situation here. I know the uh... I know you like the cockpit but I mean, fuck it. I like to see a nice vast landscape.

536
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:22,880
Don't IE. Con me ladies left bollock. Thank you very much. Hope you're doing well bud. Hope all your assets are consolidated into a fucking lovely little Kon ball.

537
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:39,880
Roll that down the hill. Let it collect some dust. Tweed. And grass. Shake your booty. Thank you very much. And then hide that Kon ball from eyes. Bury it in the sand. The sand dunes out at Eneskrone.

538
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:48,880
I have a holiday home out there. We can do business the next time. If you're ever out that way.

539
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:59,880
Colin Rose the Canadian and Tommy Olsen the Danish. The Danitzvah. Or is it Norwegian? I always get mixed up between those flags.

540
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:10,880
But it's the same Scandinavian landmass anyway. So we won't come down on me too hard there for my geographical no nonsense.

541
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:21,880
And up ahead of me it's Frankie Hubbard. Raiding the cupboards. See you later Frank. Good luck.

542
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:35,880
He's eating my dust. Another one of the Japanese bad boys in the Mazda up above. Fatoshi Endo. And Yanwu of the States.

543
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,880
Yeah that was great. Endo just got rear endoed there.

544
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:58,880
Hans wave. It's a total demolition here of the opposition. Don't think I've actually ever seen such a comprehensive demolition of opposition in my time.

545
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:08,880
It's a sweet situation to be in. And I'm very proud. Very proud of where we've come on Mercedes Pellegrino.

546
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:27,880
We started small. We built it big. Build it and they will come. Final lap guys. It's only a two lap affair. But don't worry. We're gonna get there. Toyota. See you later. See you later. Good luck. Bye bye. Back to the cockpit we go.

547
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:46,880
This is nice. This is creamy. This is dreamy. Let's break it up. Send the Hyundai right into the barrier there. Nice car.

548
00:28:47,880 --> 00:29:02,160
Really a big fan of the Hyundai's. Really like what they've done with their latest batch. Fresh out of the fucking ovens. It's a real toasty catalogue.

549
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:32,600
Fuck that man. I was driving an executive Tucson the other day. It was absolutely cream loaded. Mika Salo was in the back. Spaced out of it man. Salo. And a hundred days of Sodom. It was Sodom and Gomorrah at the back because he brought his pail of cream with him. I told him unfortunately Mika.

550
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,480
My glove box is not chilled.

551
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,660
So your cream.

552
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,600
Already sour.

553
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:45,680
Is going to actually be an absolute fucking sour pus by the end of things.

554
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,780
Wasn't his pus sour.

555
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,240
When I told him that.

556
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,960
Mika Salo of course. A man who lives fast.

557
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:54,980
And dies hard.

558
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,660
He's never died.

559
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,680
And um.

560
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,700
He's the Finnish creamer.

561
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,420
That's what he's known as.

562
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:07,060
Mika Hakkinen refuses.

563
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:10,080
To spend time alone in a room with him.

564
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,460
Fucking hell man.

565
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:18,320
I tried to ask Salo what the story was with that.

566
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:20,060
And he just.

567
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:20,800
He goes to me.

568
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:21,540
Mika Hakkinen.

569
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,160
More like Mika Hakkensack.

570
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:32,640
and um i i don't know what that meant to be honest just went i was like oh yeah good one

571
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:45,920
go one man go one yes yes no come on oh yeah i got the gold great yes yes yes come on

572
00:30:48,480 --> 00:31:02,480
get in there get in

573
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:16,480
so

574
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,040
just looking at the times business section guys

575
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,040
there's a new 21 story tower being developed in galway

576
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,000
i wonder if ro not nick has uh anything to do with this he hasn't told me

577
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,280
look at that we're gonna get a ferris they're gonna get a ferris wheel as well

578
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,960
so they're gonna completely knock down the old bus station and all that stuff back there

579
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,360
the old train station

580
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:15,600
that looks impressive the skyline of galway city will be altered significantly if plans lodge for an

581
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,720
eight acre site adjacent to the railway station just off of air square

582
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:31,680
that looks brilliant that looks brilliant that's gonna be amazing seeing that little area here this this little

583
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:38,800
area that's gonna be amazing and they've got this truckadero truckalaka lular kind of

584
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:50,880
great potential there's a lot of great great commercial potential it's gonna be the new shop street

585
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,000
it's gonna be the new shop street guys

586
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:04,560
i wonder if philip green has heard about this we might even see the return of laura.ie

587
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:15,440
peter andre and katie price's favorite irish boutique of the uh the celtic tiger years laura.ie

588
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,520
sadly closed but i mean

589
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,320
the boom is coming back man the boom is coming back with a punch with a bang

590
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:32,480
uh eddie hobbs was mentioning yesterday afternoon that the uh the sound of the boom

591
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:41,680
the sonic boom which is created when when we hit a boom time he says he heard that

592
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:49,360
he said he heard it yesterday afternoon quarter past three when he was drinking a cup of tea in his gaff

593
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,120
he thought it was thunder and lightning one of the storms dennis or

594
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,160
he said connor do you know what it wasn't it was the boom man

595
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:12,000
and then he began to shed three tears one for sonic boom the sound another for sonic boom

596
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:22,320
the band and a third and final tear for greta thomberg and her cause i put the phone down because i

597
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:31,360
couldn't breathe speaking at the launch of the planned development economist alan ahern director of the

598
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:37,440
whitaker institute at nui said the economic impact will be the equivalent of a large multinational

599
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,560
creating 600 jobby doodos during construction over six years

600
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,520
2 700 jobs in retail and tourism when the scheme is complete

601
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,680
dr ahern and augustin hill was consistent with sustainable living

602
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:02,080
dr her mused that augustin hill was going to be the cyber dying of now

603
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,040
galway is finished now we are in gal boom land

604
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:14,960
um he also said that its centrality will mitigate against urban sprawl in a city where the infrastructure

605
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:23,280
is under severe pressure i know that pressure like no one else if you ever tried to drive around galway in the uh

606
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:28,800
their rush hour you'll you'll know you're it's like banging your head off of a wall

607
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:39,200
it's severely underdeveloped in the road network infrastructure sector the main tenants will be young professionals

608
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,360
yuppie duppy doodahs

609
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:51,120
don't worry when when these buildings get get put up we'll be boxing them in there'll be lads coming up they're going to be coming over via freight

610
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:59,520
sandico lanan has actually commandeered a freight train he's secured that from america where they don't use trains as much as over here

611
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,960
and he said that he's gonna be actually actually boxcar and yuppies in from

612
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:12,240
every corner of uh europe asia

613
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:22,960
australia you name it the united states of asia the fucking let let's you nice

614
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:31,760
spicy bag thanks very much spice bags are not gonna be available down in augustin hill why

615
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:43,200
because that's that's only scum fare the guys down at augustin hill only specialize in michelin start eateries that's michelin start

616
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,720
quality grub

617
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,880
we've got the fallon and bilbo's

618
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,480
we've got the burners we've got the lacrovaners

619
00:36:54,640 --> 00:37:05,120
we've got the matt cooper's inter special race bag house it's going to be opening up in augustin hill five michelin stars and it hasn't even opened yet

620
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:17,120
try and get a ticket guys please try the main tenants will be yuppies you'll see more high-tech businesses moving to galia that will attract talent

621
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:24,800
no no no no no connor williams is going to be opening up his own pop-up boutique

622
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:31,520
locking box you need a key to get in and you need you need help to escape

623
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,120
but when you do escape your mind will have been purified

624
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:43,360
and you'll uh you'll have some great stock options at your fingertips too because i'm going to be giving away some great leads

625
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,920
public spaces look at that it's like barcelona

626
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,520
more than 50 percent of augustin hill will be designated as public space

627
00:37:54,720 --> 00:38:00,640
so that's going to be another forget the spanish arch you're going to have a lot of students getting pissed down here now

628
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:12,160
maybe we'll have to put up some high-pitched noise to try and deter the the piss heads from getting pissed down there

629
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:19,360
i don't know it's hard to deal with them the problem is they bring a lot of character to the city as well

630
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,520
so it's you can't actually you can't cleanse the city

631
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:31,520
i was saying that you know that i was having this conversation anon thank you very much i was having the con

632
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:39,600
the conversation with jemzo yesterday i was like you can't cleanse the city and she was like why not i said it's

633
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:46,720
just not done the proposed development will also include a number of environmentally friendly elements

634
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:56,400
vulture fund include the use of solar panels green walls and a wild roof gardens to attract bees

635
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:03,360
and nesting birds more on this as and when we get it and we do have lots of it but we have to return to the

636
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:21,180
erase at the moment. Go on. Yes. Yes. Come on. Woo. Come on. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric.

637
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:28,600
Every story has a beginning. Ours begins here in the Italian Alps during the Belle Epoque,

638
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:36,960
which is a silly old period when aristocrats, poets and politicians met at the Grand Hotel and enjoyed the good life.

639
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:46,100
From here, we've traveled the globe. Aqua San Pellegrino. Shietta o Vankia. Exporting the Italian excellence.

640
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:54,080
Aqua San Pellegrino. Solasta Marina. Oranges. What have you seen? Big beach balls. Fashion.

641
00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:01,520
Whatever you got. Design. We had the gaseous water while you did it. Even your drinking and your food.

642
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:12,040
London, New York, Perigie, Dublin, Donkey, Greystones, Greece. We've got what we have brought all around the world is our unique brand of nurturing.

643
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:19,980
We want to nurture you for the next 120 years, you tasteful bastards. Thanks, guys.

644
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,560
Go on. Yes. Yes. Come on.

645
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:33,000
Let's do this, guys. Let's do this. Maserati dreams.

646
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,780
Connor Williams steamrolling the opposition out of the race.

647
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:48,180
Antonio Peltolla of Norway. Couldn't handle the cons.

648
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,960
Kendrick Lang. The Germanian Genesis Coupe creamer.

649
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,640
Sadly left in my wake. A trail of destruction. A trail of silver and bronze.

650
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,880
Tonight is my time.

651
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,160
Tonight is my time.

652
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:17,340
Thank you very much, Anon, for your tip. Connor, what do you think about them banning minty fags in May?

653
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:23,820
Don't smoke them myself. I was a big fan of the consulations there back in the day, but not anymore.

654
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,140
Don't I hate me.

655
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,520
But Civic Road, man. Thank you very much.

656
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,880
Yeah, it was cool. The smoke was nice. It was cool like a mountain stream.

657
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:45,320
But it was also carcinogenic. Like a cancerous dream. So it did used to say cool as a mountain stream on the box.

658
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,200
But they've done away with branding and all that kind of stuff anymore. So big lips. Thank you very much.

659
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:01,800
Consulation prize. That you won't be smoking fags. How about that?

660
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:20,760
It's vapes anymore. Frank is scones. Thank you very much. I was reading 50 shades of Sodom there the last day. Loads of creamy screaming in there if you're interested, big man. I'm not really now, but I mean, I might give it a whistle.

661
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,480
Marquis de Sade was asking for you at the Sade house last night.

662
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,120
He wanted to throw on a scones set.

663
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,400
An actual set of scones that he'd been baking in his dungeon.

664
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,360
But nobody was interested. I'm not surprised after the stories you hear coming out of his fucking gaff.

665
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:50,880
The FR Challenge Race 3. Condelo Pork. Thank you very much.

666
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:54,280
And thanks very much, Magooch, for the fiscal dynamics.

667
00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:59,360
It's the FR Challenge Race 3. Let's do it.

668
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:04,320
From here to everywhere and back again. Connor Williams.

669
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,000
Rob Spuwack. Thank you very much.

670
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,700
And we're at the Kyoto Driving Station.

671
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:22,160
An absolute rip-a-roarer of a track.

672
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:28,800
Designed by myself and Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo on his day off.

673
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:30,960
Couldn't stop designing.

674
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:37,040
Even for PlayStation and Polyphony Digital, where he doesn't have any grounds being there.

675
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,160
Like, you know, he's a platform dinosaur.

676
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,140
But I got him in.

677
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,620
Because he's a mate.

678
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,440
So he does owe me a favour.

679
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:54,580
We're trying to get Super Karnio past the development stage with him.

680
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,220
Which is basically a version of Mario, but with me.

681
00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:00,760
Just a guy who...

682
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,620
He's not a plumber, but it's just me.

683
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,540
Who knows what he's talking about.

684
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,560
A guy who knows what he's talking about.

685
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,120
In a myriad of different environments.

686
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:17,720
Whether that's cars, money, lifestyle, music, film, art, literature.

687
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,580
I've done it all.

688
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,300
I've been there.

689
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,240
I bought the t-shirt.

690
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,340
The awards.

691
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,320
I had to fucking buy a shed.

692
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,720
From sheds.ie.

693
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,840
To fit all the awards in.

694
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,360
It was insane.

695
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,220
But they came out and fucking...

696
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,240
They erected the shed.

697
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,220
It was a great little number, you know.

698
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,720
It's got a lock on it now.

699
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:44,920
And I put a Wi-Fi camera that I bought off Amazon.com for 45 euro.

700
00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:46,840
It's got a Wi-Fi camera.

701
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:50,240
And I can see what's going on in that shed anytime.

702
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,940
There's nothing going on.

703
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:52,800
It's just trophies.

704
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,120
But if anybody was to get in there, they would be recorded.

705
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:05,340
And Justice would be dispatched unto their greasy hands.

706
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,660
Fumbling in their greasy tills with my trophies.

707
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:15,020
A lap to go and we're already doing the dog on it.

708
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,420
Behind us is the Spaniard.

709
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,420
Iniesta Costa.

710
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,560
Freddy Manka.

711
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,560
The Italian Creamster.

712
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:27,820
Is in third.

713
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,320
And Rio Fukushi.

714
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,860
Is trailing in fourth place.

715
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:35,760
Is trailing in fourth place.

716
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,380
Trying to go as fast as his little Japanese tires will take him.

717
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,720
I say Japanese tires.

718
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,280
I say Japanese tires.

719
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,980
I think he might actually be rocking the Pirellis today.

720
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:48,500
Whereas myself.

721
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:49,020
Whereas myself.

722
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:49,020
Whereas myself.

723
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,300
It's Pirelli or bust.

724
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,000
Pirelli or bust for me.

725
00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:57,920
And I get them custom made as well out in Tuscany.

726
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,540
Which isn't where they're actually manufactured.

727
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,400
But once they're made in the depot.

728
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,080
I get them shipped out to Tuscany.

729
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,540
To a vineyard there.

730
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,100
And I oversee the final touches on the tires.

731
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:13,560
Which include pouring.

732
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,980
I like to get a 25 year old bottle of Chianti.

733
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,380
And pour it over each tire.

734
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,520
And then I have a runoff sump as well.

735
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,720
Which collects all that.

736
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,040
And I.

737
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,860
We get fucking steamboat.

738
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,100
Steamboat willied after that.

739
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,580
Drinking that Chianti.

740
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,580
Which has a lovely rubbery.

741
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,440
Pirelli-esque notes.

742
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,300
It has a lot of hints of tire.

743
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,420
And a fucking reek of rubber.

744
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,900
But that's the only way you do it.

745
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,140
That's the only way to do it.

746
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,520
Pirelli casket.

747
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,600
But I was speaking to Luigi yesterday afternoon.

748
00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:04,080
He runs my vineyard over in Tusk.

749
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:05,860
And.

750
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:08,800
He said not to come over this year.

751
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,340
Because coronavirus is just fucking.

752
00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:13,120
Wrecking the gaff.

753
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,300
And there's a few confirmed cases out there.

754
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,340
It's taken over.

755
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,680
It's taken over.

756
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,500
And it's another.

757
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:22,660
Another.

758
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,340
Corona gold trove.

759
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:25,320
Go on.

760
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:26,700
Yes.

761
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:27,860
Yes.

762
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:28,860
Come on.

763
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:29,800
Woo.

764
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:30,860
Come on.

765
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:33,340
Great stuff.

766
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,780
It's a great world.

767
00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:35,800
It's a great world.

768
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,520
And we're living in it.

769
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,720
I've said that before.

770
00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:39,500
I'll say it again.

771
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:41,740
It's a fantastic world.

772
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,380
Connor Williams.

773
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:44,380
First place.

774
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,220
Ahead of who?

775
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,800
Iniesta again.

776
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,500
Iniesta Costa.

777
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,380
Couldn't make the grade.

778
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,320
Couldn't cut it.

779
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:53,660
You know.

780
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,080
Richie Manka.

781
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,440
No way.

782
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,880
Rio Fukushi.

783
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,200
Kept his fourth place.

784
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,720
Nico.

785
00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:02,060
Tickenen.

786
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,720
The Finster.

787
00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:08,140
Roadman did up to fifth place.

788
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,360
Pierre Boyer.

789
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:10,960
France.

790
00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:11,780
Nowhere.

791
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:13,380
Luciano.

792
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:14,340
Luciano.

793
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,040
Anderson.

794
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,860
The Swedish Dreamer.

795
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,060
More like a Swedish nightmare.

796
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,660
But in seventh place.

797
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:24,560
Sammy Medina.

798
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,180
Of Britain.

799
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,320
Nowhere.

800
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,760
Chris Gill.

801
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:28,780
Nowhere.

802
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:30,840
Johnny Takahashi.

803
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,580
Nowhere's town USA.

804
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:36,060
Eric Rasmussen.

805
00:48:36,060 --> 00:48:37,040
Of Denmark.

806
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,560
You might as well be listening to The Rasmus.

807
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,620
That band.

808
00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:46,000
That sang that song.

809
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,020
They're nowhere.

810
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,780
Joan Rivas.

811
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:51,440
Of Peru.

812
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:55,580
Don't even know if you know how to drive, Joan.

813
00:48:57,580 --> 00:49:00,440
Don't even know if you know how to drive.

814
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,080
Grive the Groove Groggery Graze.

815
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:04,680
With a grey grey goose.

816
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:05,940
Nesting.

817
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:07,760
In its back lodger.

818
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,060
That's right.

819
00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:12,700
Every one of these AMG hatch puzzlers comes with a spare.

820
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,820
Comes with a spare room in the back.

821
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,080
It's easily rentable.

822
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:17,160
It's easily rentable.

823
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,700
And quintessentially cuntish.

824
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:23,340
But the current market.

825
00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:24,480
The way things are.

826
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,640
Does allow me to rent that out.

827
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,720
That's the way the country is at the moment.

828
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:30,480
I'm going to do that.

829
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:31,600
It's just a business move.

830
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,920
It's not an ethical one.

831
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,140
Look.

832
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,100
If it was up to me.

833
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:34,660
My hands.

834
00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:35,620
I wouldn't do it.

835
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,180
And some would argue that it is up to me.

836
00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:40,400
But at the end of the day.

837
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:42,620
Do you know.

838
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,080
The way the world is.

839
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,320
It really is like.

840
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:50,080
It isn't my fault.

841
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,760
That I'm renting the boot out to people.

842
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,280
As a house and a living space.

843
00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:57,700
That isn't my fault.

844
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:58,440
That that's happening.

845
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,320
That's the world's fault at the moment.

846
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,120
And unfortunately.

847
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,300
I come under.

848
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:07,140
A lot of people have been giving me grief about that.

849
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,540
And I'm really upset about that.

850
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,000
I really am.

851
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,700
Time passes quickly.

852
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,060
And you're about to receive your new S-Class.

853
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:22,020
A vehicle you can be proud of.

854
00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:24,920
You can be proud of.

855
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:26,220
In this film.

856
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,500
We would like to introduce you to some key features.

857
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,400
And give you some operating hints.

858
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,360
Operating hints.

859
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,660
Nice band.

860
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:41,940
It's a bit of a blunder fuck at this stage.

861
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:44,720
The Japanese are toeing the line.

862
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:46,880
Trying to fucking make sure everything's okay.

863
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,980
But they've absolutely screwed the pooch.

864
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,540
In a big, a big, big way.

865
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,520
A lot of people still stuck on the boat.

866
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,420
I have heard that there are no amenities on the boat.

867
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,380
Because everybody's infected.

868
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,560
So they can't even, you know, put on a cabaret show.

869
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:08,420
Or there's no swimming pool available.

870
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,480
No jacuzzi breaks.

871
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,660
No, no sauna or any of that.

872
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:14,840
No social dancing.

873
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:18,120
They've been loading a few Japanese lads onto the bus.

874
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,180
Just outside the boat.

875
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,540
I got, I could see there myself earlier on.

876
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,120
I was down there.

877
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,240
I had a pair of binoculars.

878
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,780
And they were just Japanese.

879
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,880
There was no one else.

880
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:31,560
No other, no other nationality.

881
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,740
We have to talk about the 2020 Olympic Games, of course.

882
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:37,780
Which are coming up in just a matter of months in Japan.

883
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:40,280
You know, how this outbreak has been handled.

884
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:42,880
It must be raising concerns about this global event.

885
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,480
Big time.

886
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,280
Big time.

887
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:49,840
And also, like the Japanese, they want to put on a good show at the Olympiacos.

888
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,340
It's not going to happen, man.

889
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,580
I was telling this to Shigeru Miyamoto last night.

890
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,500
The guy who made Super Mario.

891
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,220
He just released a game called Mario and Sonic at the Olympics.

892
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:11,200
And he's pulling his hair out saying, what's going to happen to that game?

893
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,900
We've released a game.

894
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:17,580
And now there's a possibility there's going to be no Olympics because of the coronavirus.

895
00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:23,540
I said, Shigzy, you've done enough with the gaming community and the world at large.

896
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,480
Fuck the Olympics, bud.

897
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,880
And with that, we both toasted to the future.

898
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,160
A cool, crisp glass of sandpail mixed with good...

899
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,880
Connor, we'll be here.

900
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:44,500
Go on. Yes. Yes. Come on. Woo. Come on.

901
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:49,140
Great stuff. Great, great stuff there.

902
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,360
Thanks very much for the news report.

903
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,100
Connor, if you're watching. Oh, that's me. Thanks, Connor.

904
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:59,840
No problem. Thank you very much. Thanks for having me.

905
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:03,600
It's great to have you, cons. Thank you. No problem any time.

906
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:08,000
Go on. Yes. Yes. Come on.

907
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,620
Race four. Maserati Dreams.

908
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:15,560
Chris DeBerg is just after texting me there.

909
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,540
He says that himself, Sondaco Lanan and Luigi O'Toole,

910
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,860
my vineyard inspector from Tuscany,

911
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,160
he's just landed and they're going on an almighty Fallon and Burner.

912
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,820
It's a closed door affair. You need a ticket to get in,

913
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,360
but there's going to be a vast array of high-class munch.

914
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,740
Have a blast, guys. Have a blast.

915
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,540
I'm afraid I've got a business to take care of here.

916
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,760
Race four in the FR Challenge is coming up.

917
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,220
It's the penultimate race in the series. Yes.

918
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:56,280
We have a gold for every one of the previous races.

919
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,820
We're going to get another gold here.

920
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:00,300
First time.

921
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,000
I don't mind saying it.

922
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,260
First time.

923
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,260
There, I said it again.

924
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,500
Thanks very much.

925
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:12,900
Thanks very much, everybody who's stuck with us through this sometimes tumultuous stream.

926
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:16,220
The cabal are out in full force.

927
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,460
Mercedes bus.

928
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,440
Thank you very much.

929
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,640
Hope you're doing well, bud.

930
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,600
Let's see now what we've got going on here.

931
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,800
I tried sending to you earlier.

932
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,160
I saw Tommy Slug was driving a Mercedes bus.

933
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,060
What do you think of Mercedes entering the mass transit market?

934
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:35,540
Great to them.

935
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:36,380
More power to them.

936
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,440
I think that's great.

937
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,500
I'm only interested in the cars myself.

938
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,240
And I was watching...

939
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,680
Thank you very much, Willie Harold.

940
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,060
That's very, very kind of you, man.

941
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,860
Cruising in the sky base with Christa Burke.

942
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,360
What are the chances?

943
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:52,680
Max Darwin.

944
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,380
Cheers, bud.

945
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:56,040
Konzo is living the creamy cardigan dream.

946
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,000
I am indeed.

947
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:58,160
Thanks to you guys.

948
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,020
And Zurich.

949
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,060
And Maxwell.

950
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,080
And the goose as well.

951
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:09,380
But getting back to the Mercedes mass transit.

952
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,040
Yeah, that's great for Slug.

953
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,380
He can do that.

954
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,360
But bus driving, it's not for me.

955
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:17,820
I want to get behind the wheel of an absolute schemer.

956
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,300
Scheming for cream.

957
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,040
Thank you very much.

958
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,080
And absolutely drive the fuck out of it on Blue Moon Bay Speedway.

959
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,800
Which I'm going to do for you right now.

960
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,240
Mark Dargan.ie.

961
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,320
Thank you very much, Mark Dargan.

962
00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:42,980
Leo Varaka just resigned as Taoiseach.

963
00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:43,840
Goose time.

964
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,420
Holy shizzle.

965
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,600
Let's have a little look here.

966
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:57,320
I heard there's going to be some impressive Shinwave release over the next couple of weeks.

967
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,180
Thomas Moroni is going to be spearheading the Shinwave extravaganza.

968
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:09,820
Do you know when you're trying, I was trying to type Leo Varaka there into Google, but because I was saying Shinwave, I wrote Leo Shin.

969
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:12,820
So just delete that.

970
00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:13,820
So delete that.

971
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:16,460
And Varaka goes in.

972
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:21,420
Franks Venatra.

973
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,480
Thank you very much.

974
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:26,100
Yep.

975
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,740
Varaka to resign.

976
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:31,520
Yeah.

977
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:31,560
Yeah.

978
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,260
For Araka to resign.

979
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,840
Look, I knew that anyway.

980
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:37,580
I didn't want to say it until it had gone public.

981
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:38,020
Mark.

982
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:39,500
It's okay.

983
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:39,540
It's okay.

984
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,400
I okayed your message.

985
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,420
But yeah, I was actually talking to Fina.

986
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,360
We were in a meeting earlier on, myself and the Fina Gaelers.

987
00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:59,020
We were having a Gael off and getting really deep down and dirty into the talks for what's going to be happening in the next government.

988
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,960
Look, Leo wants to oppose.

989
00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:08,240
He's dying to oppose and be a strong opposition.

990
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,400
That's what he wants.

991
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,280
And there's no talking him out of that.

992
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:17,440
So, Leo, I know you're watching, bud.

993
00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:21,300
Best of luck with the opposition.

994
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:26,100
And we'll see you tomorrow with the Fallon and Burn muck-baring extravaganza.

995
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,920
Sandico is there.

996
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,040
He sends his regards.

997
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,220
And he wants you to be okay.

998
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:34,920
That's what he said.

999
00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,520
It's almost six o'clock.

1000
00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:39,020
Now let's get this gold.

1001
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,000
For John.

1002
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
For everyone.

1003
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,980
The Blue Moon Speedway Express.

1004
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,180
Beautiful track.

1005
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,960
Located right next to an airport.

1006
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,440
You can see the screamer.

1007
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,300
The sky screamer.

1008
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,680
Just carving out the deep blue above us.

1009
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,360
And you might want to stay in a real fucking high gear here.

1010
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,600
And really, Stephen, lead them into the next lee.

1011
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,700
Into the river lee, if you can.

1012
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:17,080
Unfortunately, the river lee does not flow by Blue Moon Bay.

1013
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,360
Blue Moon Bay is in the States.

1014
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,800
It's nowhere near Cork.

1015
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:25,800
It's nowhere near Cork.

1016
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:28,600
Unfortunately.

1017
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:35,520
But I've driven to Cork before on numerous occasions.

1018
00:58:36,620 --> 00:58:40,660
It was the Zurich Life Classic Golf Tournament there.

1019
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:41,960
A couple years ago.

1020
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,660
Myself.

1021
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:45,660
Myself.

1022
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:49,380
And Kenny George.

1023
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,060
Oisin Liu.

1024
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,240
And Ivan Dumalus.

1025
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,200
Three guys who are absolute bullets.

1026
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,820
And that's the only way I can describe them.

1027
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,600
Financially.

1028
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:04,920
Fiscally.

1029
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:06,500
Stylistically.

1030
00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,020
Artistically.

1031
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,400
They can just do anything.

1032
00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:12,400
They're polymaths.

1033
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:13,380
A bit like myself.

1034
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,720
They're on about trying to get the river lee shipped over to the States.

1035
00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:21,920
For a one day event.

1036
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,000
I said it can't be done.

1037
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:25,460
They said.

1038
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,760
Ye of little faith.

1039
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,460
They're developing a brand new river extraction concept.

1040
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,260
They're testing out.

1041
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:34,660
They're testing out as we speak on the river Po.

1042
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:35,940
In Italy.

1043
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,060
Which is a very long.

1044
00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:39,340
meandering river.

1045
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,400
The meanders in that river.

1046
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,140
Have created many.

1047
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,560
Many oxbow lakes as well.

1048
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:47,940
So.

1049
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,880
If they can remove that.

1050
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:50,480
River.

1051
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:51,940
And place it in the States.

1052
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,820
And have an oxbow festival there.

1053
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,840
I see no reason.

1054
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,460
Why they won't be able to extract.

1055
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,180
The entirety of the river lee.

1056
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,260
From.

1057
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,660
County Cork.

1058
01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:04,100
And.

1059
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,040
Just get it over there for a day.

1060
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:07,240
You know.

1061
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,300
I don't think Cork will miss the river lee that much.

1062
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:10,860
What's it used for anyway.

1063
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,240
Did they even use it for anything.

1064
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,080
Freight.

1065
01:00:15,180 --> 01:00:15,420
No.

1066
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,640
I don't see any canal boats on the river lee.

1067
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,900
Whenever I'm down there.

1068
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:21,960
It's never been seen.

1069
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,400
Of course.

1070
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:22,860
But I mean.

1071
01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:31,560
No doubt someone has some usage for the river lee.

1072
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:31,920
At this.

1073
01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:35,320
It's all roads now.

1074
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:36,800
It's roads based economy.

1075
01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,600
It's a roads world.

1076
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,940
If you don't drive.

1077
01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:42,520
You're nobody.

1078
01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:43,280
You need to drive.

1079
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:46,120
It doesn't matter what you're driving.

1080
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,080
Just get on the road.

1081
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,660
And drive the hell out of that tarmac.

1082
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,260
It's a very.

1083
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:51,840
Very.

1084
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,280
Very.

1085
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,740
Nice way to unwind.

1086
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,460
And just let your.

1087
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,100
Your mind.

1088
01:00:58,520 --> 01:00:59,540
Rid itself.

1089
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:01,800
Of a lot of the detritus.

1090
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,880
Which it's collected throughout the week.

1091
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:04,920
As you know.

1092
01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:05,580
Your senses.

1093
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,100
Are bombarded.

1094
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:07,600
From.

1095
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,500
Morning till night.

1096
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:09,740
With.

1097
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,080
Ads.

1098
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,160
Ads for Mercedes.

1099
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:14,780
Zurich life.

1100
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:15,340
Of course.

1101
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:17,680
Beverages.

1102
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:18,980
F&B.

1103
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:20,060
The entirety of the.

1104
01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:21,480
The food and beverage industry.

1105
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,440
Blasts its way into your subconscious.

1106
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,320
A lot of.

1107
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,580
Highly supercharged imagery.

1108
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,640
Is used as well.

1109
01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:33,060
Sexually charged.

1110
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,060
Of course.

1111
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,180
To get you to buy the product.

1112
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:37,720
I like to think.

1113
01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:39,260
That a lot of my ads.

1114
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:39,980
That I do.

1115
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,040
Kind of go beyond that.

1116
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:43,300
You know.

1117
01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:44,280
I kind of work in.

1118
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:45,320
I work in the dark.

1119
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:47,840
I work in the dark.

1120
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,500
I do what I can.

1121
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,000
And I give what I have.

1122
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:52,120
The rest.

1123
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,400
Is the madness of art.

1124
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:55,500
And.

1125
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,300
I said that the other day.

1126
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,400
To George Hook.

1127
01:01:59,340 --> 01:01:59,660
And.

1128
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,700
He told me to fuck off.

1129
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,160
not before giving me a lovely bottle of vino,

1130
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:09,060
which he purchased from Super Value.

1131
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:12,340
I don't think he purchased it, but he had been given it.

1132
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:15,280
Lifetime supply because of all the plugs he gave him

1133
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,320
when he was doing his radio show before he got taken off the air.

1134
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,560
For victim blaming.

1135
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,520
But whatever about the victims that were blamed,

1136
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,480
you can't blame his taste in vino.

1137
01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:36,960
He had an absolute fucking crusher of a Chianti in his back pocket,

1138
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,500
which was awful dangerous to be doing,

1139
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,120
considering it was a bit cold and icy when we were walking down the road.

1140
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,480
Who keeps bottles of wine in their back pocket anyway?

1141
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,680
You know, it's glass.

1142
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:53,480
One slip and your arse is going to get glassed.

1143
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:55,780
Glass arse.

1144
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:57,120
Fuck.

1145
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:00,860
Get back on the road, Consball.

1146
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,120
You're fucking...

1147
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,960
I mean, you're up against a Toyota Supra.

1148
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,080
It's not going to be easy.

1149
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,980
Alan Smets, the Belgian...

1150
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,740
The Belgian bruiser is ahead of us.

1151
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,120
Can we see the first...

1152
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,460
We can see the...

1153
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,000
We can see three cars ahead.

1154
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,300
Can't see the French guy.

1155
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,340
I thought this was going to be a real...

1156
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:31,220
Easy street situation where it's turned out to be a fucking fickle friend.

1157
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:36,500
Jesus Christ.

1158
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,540
Today's pedal cam is brought to you by Keith Wood,

1159
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,020
Who's donated the shoes as well.

1160
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,420
A pair of...

1161
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:45,000
Adidas.

1162
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,580
Ah, it's a fuck up.

1163
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:47,540
It's a fuck up.

1164
01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:48,740
It's a complete fuck up.

1165
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,340
Big shout out to the Woodster.

1166
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,200
Thanks very much for the shoes, bud.

1167
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,440
They're peddling really well.

1168
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,460
They're peddling really well.

1169
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:02,540
We go again.

1170
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,060
We go again in the good times.

1171
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,040
A bit of a blunt...

1172
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,900
La donna è mobile.

1173
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:17,460
Qual più malvento muta da centro e di pensiero.

1174
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,720
La donna è mobile.

1175
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,120
Whether you're not arsed cooking a proper nutritious meal,

1176
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:26,400
or you just want something to bite and nibble on

1177
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,700
while you see someone that you fancy,

1178
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,760
then whisper no further...

1179
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,880
Conzinos into her ear.

1180
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:35,760
Stonebake Sourdough.

1181
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:36,500
Get on it.

1182
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:37,380
We won a Papa.

1183
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,980
A golden Papa.

1184
01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:41,460
At the Papa Awards.

1185
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:43,780
Time passes quickly,

1186
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,120
and you're about to receive your new S-Class.

1187
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,060
The wind noise has been reduced further,

1188
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:53,600
and, as a special safety feature,

1189
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:56,920
the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

1190
01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:59,380
Clean that shit off the rear view now,

1191
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:00,840
or I'll have your job.

1192
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1193
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,460
Retrying the retry.

1194
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:08,440
Okay, Maserati.

1195
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:10,300
Maserati Williams here.

1196
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,280
Live drive.

1197
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,640
Mercedes Pellegrino Extravaganza Expressway.

1198
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:21,560
All week we've been working to bring you the fastest,

1199
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,240
most exhilarating raceway action,

1200
01:05:24,660 --> 01:05:26,080
known to man or beast.

1201
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,520
And here we are,

1202
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:31,500
at the Blue Moon Raceway Part 2.

1203
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:35,780
Might have been a blue moon last night,

1204
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:37,560
but it's not going to be again tonight.

1205
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,100
We're going to come out of this stinking of rose petals.

1206
01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:47,900
As we break nicely and smoothly into the cruiser.

1207
01:05:49,740 --> 01:05:52,400
Don't let the paddle shifters get in your way.

1208
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,580
You were born to perform.

1209
01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:54,300
Remember that.

1210
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:58,220
And who's this red demon above?

1211
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,280
This devil I see ahead of me.

1212
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,060
The Hong Konger.

1213
01:06:04,580 --> 01:06:05,400
Asaki Liu.

1214
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:08,500
See you later, Liu.

1215
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,780
Bye-bye, bud.

1216
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,480
Nice knowing you.

1217
01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:18,180
He's fucking back again, the con.

1218
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:18,660
He's gone.

1219
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,300
Sorry about the language there, guys.

1220
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,260
He's going right ahead.

1221
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:28,720
He fucking thinks he knows it all.

1222
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:41,220
Eleventh place.

1223
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:42,520
We're only on the fucking...

1224
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,600
Eleventh out of twelve.

1225
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,360
I don't know.

1226
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,600
We need to concentrate.

1227
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,720
This is it.

1228
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:55,660
Feel it.

1229
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:56,580
Drive it.

1230
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,460
Earn it.

1231
01:06:57,980 --> 01:06:58,500
Burn it.

1232
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,380
Do whatever you can to get your hands on this little baby.

1233
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,200
It's a Maserati.

1234
01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:07,440
It won't take no for an answer.

1235
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:10,120
So don't tell it no.

1236
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,520
All this thing wants to do is drive.

1237
01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:13,780
Every night.

1238
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,080
Crying out for a bit of driving.

1239
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:27,940
Supra.

1240
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:34,860
As Connor Williams cruises off into the side stage,

1241
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,860
Helio Mateus, the Colombian cruiser,

1242
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:41,800
is overtaken.

1243
01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,660
Paddle shift.

1244
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:45,780
Down to two.

1245
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,060
Took a knock.

1246
01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:48,720
Don't let it spoil your dinner.

1247
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:50,460
Get back on the Tarmac Adam

1248
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:51,900
and drive fast.

1249
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,180
Like your name's Adam.

1250
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:53,960
Fast.

1251
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,300
Surname's fast.

1252
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:56,360
First name's Adam.

1253
01:07:58,140 --> 01:07:59,260
Blue Moon Bay.

1254
01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:07,200
Fucking hell, man.

1255
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:09,000
It's a real tough one.

1256
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,100
It's a tough situation.

1257
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:16,760
Come on, Desmond.

1258
01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:18,740
Let's do it, Desi, baby.

1259
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,180
Come on.

1260
01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:21,940
Come on.

1261
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:23,980
Konzo.

1262
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,360
Konzo.

1263
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:26,640
Konzo.

1264
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,380
Into fifth place.

1265
01:08:32,260 --> 01:08:33,840
This is all about steaming.

1266
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:36,520
We gotta steam the opposition out of here.

1267
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:43,260
We need to win.

1268
01:08:43,260 --> 01:08:49,940
Because I just put fucking money down on a brand new Heston Blumenthal from bean to cup machine.

1269
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,440
It sounds delicious.

1270
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,600
It looks unbelievable.

1271
01:08:55,460 --> 01:09:00,900
And apparently you don't even need to be a barista to make a decent espresso with it.

1272
01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:03,220
You just press the button.

1273
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,580
From bean to cup.

1274
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:05,420
It does it all.

1275
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:10,340
And it's a snip at 858 euros.

1276
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:12,300
Including VAT.

1277
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:15,240
Get a receipt if you can.

1278
01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:16,780
If you're self-employed.

1279
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:22,020
And you won't go back.

1280
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:24,320
Once you've gone Blumenthal, you won't go back.

1281
01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:27,180
Fucking hell, man.

1282
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,500
Tearing the arse out of this.

1283
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,240
The Maserati daddy.

1284
01:09:40,660 --> 01:09:41,360
Coming at you.

1285
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:44,940
Final lap.

1286
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:45,680
Fifth place.

1287
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:46,660
Can it be done?

1288
01:09:46,740 --> 01:09:48,700
It's gonna be a tall, tall order.

1289
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:51,960
But Connor Williams has the gusto.

1290
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,660
He has all you guys behind him.

1291
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,720
Just wanting him.

1292
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:57,880
Praying for him.

1293
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,120
To come away with a gold trophy.

1294
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,300
And that's what he's gonna do.

1295
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,580
He's gonna deliver.

1296
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,520
Because Konzo is the postman.

1297
01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:13,240
Come on, postman.

1298
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:21,220
Come on, postman.

1299
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,360
Deliver that mail.

1300
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,280
We've got a package for Kenny George.

1301
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,920
That's not gonna happen, is it?

1302
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,700
Come on, you fucking lemon.

1303
01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:35,080
This con is too far ahead, man.

1304
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,660
We're gonna have to fine-tune the car.

1305
01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:40,520
I can see him.

1306
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:41,520
He's in my sights.

1307
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:48,440
It's a fuck-up.

1308
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,900
It's an absolute fuck-up.

1309
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:56,100
Silver hatchet.

1310
01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:57,140
Silver hatchet.

1311
01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:58,840
Go back to the next track, then.

1312
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:03,840
I was...

1313
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:06,200
I knew this was gonna happen.

1314
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,260
I really did.

1315
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:07,840
I was just...

1316
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,140
Do you know, you wait in case there's a freak occurrence, a freak event.

1317
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,560
Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

1318
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:22,800
Kenny George ahead of me. Will I get the silver? See you later George. See you later.

1319
01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:29,880
No Keith Wood I'm afraid for this one but I mean we gave as good as we got.

1320
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:36,380
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1321
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,000
Fill up the tank. Make it snappy or I'll have your job.

1322
01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:48,760
Drive the wives on grievees with the seventh twist cooler master extension pump.

1323
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:56,060
Cooly and calmly fitted by an army of lovers who worked diligently and professionally.

1324
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:59,140
Despite the carnalistic constraints.

1325
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,200
Temptations that they were forced to endure during the assembly.

1326
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:07,160
I remember during the late stage when we were fitting the doors on.

1327
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:12,160
Two of the fucking arc welders got taken away.

1328
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,200
In a gust of love.

1329
01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:16,540
We'd never seen them again.

1330
01:12:16,660 --> 01:12:19,060
That was labor which we had to replace.

1331
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:24,480
You win some you lose some John.

1332
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,080
We spun the fucking thing around at the end anyway and we got the job done.

1333
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:33,540
I had to hire a couple of lads that were fresh off the goose wave.

1334
01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:40,080
Which had just cascaded over the final tsunami bailout.

1335
01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:46,840
Maria Bailey was actually asking for you the other day.

1336
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:48,640
Is everything okay?

1337
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,020
Can we get you anything to drink?

1338
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:53,820
Do you need a glass of water?

1339
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,800
It's almost six o'clock.

1340
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,240
That was a write off.

1341
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:00,620
I mean...

1342
01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:07,420
I think there was some foul play at play with Chauvet the Frenchman.

1343
01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,640
I don't trust him.

1344
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,900
I don't trust that guy Chauvet.

1345
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,580
Taking gold out of my mouth.

1346
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,020
Taking gold out of your mouths.

1347
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:25,640
Disgusting.

1348
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,900
What can I say?

1349
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:31,800
It's every race.

1350
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,680
You gotta take every race.

1351
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,780
At a time.

1352
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:40,660
And if you can't do that.

1353
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,300
Why are you on the track?

1354
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,500
Why are you even on the track?

1355
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,940
If you can't take the heat.

1356
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,500
Get off the track.

1357
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,160
We don't need you.

1358
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,680
We don't want you.

1359
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:02,080
It's a night time Tokyo drifter.

1360
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,100
Cannot believe it.

1361
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,580
Jackie Brosnan Limited.ie.

1362
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,000
Thank you very much for that.

1363
01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:13,880
Hopefully you're getting on well.

1364
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,460
Kind of a shame that I found your channel after the man in the shed video

1365
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:28,900
was reposted on TikTok.

1366
01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:31,120
But loving the vids.

1367
01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:32,320
Jerry Adams.

1368
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:33,120
Thank you very much.

1369
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:33,960
Thank you very much.

1370
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:34,820
Thomas Moroney.

1371
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,200
To all the TikTok heads out there.

1372
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:41,140
Keep ticking and keep talking along.

1373
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,220
It's a great app.

1374
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,720
And you're doing a great...

1375
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,180
You're doing great work out there on TikTok, guys.

1376
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:49,920
It really is a game changer.

1377
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:50,500
It's a game changer.

1378
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:55,100
It's a Nikola Jankovic dot I ear.

1379
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,600
It's a thank you very much-er.

1380
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,140
It's a fucking...

1381
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:03,480
You break it, you pay for it kind of vibe, you know?

1382
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,960
Look but don't touch.

1383
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,960
You're a tip dot I ear.

1384
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,180
Lou Bega sends his regards.

1385
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,460
From the Bodega.

1386
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:15,560
Formula One.

1387
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:17,040
Craiger.

1388
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:18,800
On Craigslist.

1389
01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:21,020
Look at this.

1390
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,420
Slam right into the back of these jam jars.

1391
01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:25,340
Jamster.

1392
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,260
See you later.

1393
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:28,760
Overtaken, brohibited.

1394
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:29,520
Not now.

1395
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:30,280
See you later.

1396
01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:31,940
Connor Williams is on the track.

1397
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,480
Tokyo Burn.

1398
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,240
Tarquin is after you.

1399
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:37,920
Thanks so much, Tarquin.

1400
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:39,260
You're a good guy.

1401
01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:46,220
Look at these.

1402
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,240
They're about to feel the force of Tarquin now.

1403
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,360
Getting fucking tarqued.

1404
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,540
Right up the back lodge.

1405
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,320
He doesn't know that I've got a steel bonnet.

1406
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,620
Fucking tear his fucking bootstrap.

1407
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:00,760
To Kingdom Come.

1408
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,820
Harry Valencia is his name.

1409
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:03,760
Great name.

1410
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,240
Shite driver though.

1411
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,100
Shame about the driver.

1412
01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:08,940
Who is actually himself.

1413
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,500
We can get past this Valencia asshole.

1414
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:15,280
And...

1415
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,420
Ah, fucking hell.

1416
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,480
He's got nip.

1417
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,700
Something's going on here, guys.

1418
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:20,660
I don't understand it.

1419
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,200
I usually win everything.

1420
01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:25,360
It's going very, very strangely silveristic.

1421
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,980
Getting fucking Maeve Binchied by Ferrara.

1422
01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:32,300
What was he driving?

1423
01:16:33,300 --> 01:16:34,220
Fucking hell.

1424
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:34,300
Oh.

1425
01:16:45,420 --> 01:16:47,180
This is just absolutely pathetic.

1426
01:16:47,180 --> 01:16:47,180
This is just absolutely pathetic.

1427
01:16:47,180 --> 01:16:47,760
This is just absolutely pathetic.

1428
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:51,520
And Lewis...

1429
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:54,480
The night when Lewis Hamilton said he was going to be watching as well.

1430
01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:55,780
Even though he watches all of them.

1431
01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:58,460
But he said he was going to watch with extra care this time.

1432
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,920
Turn the volume up and wear headphones.

1433
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:04,560
Just to catch any of the subtle shit that might be going on.

1434
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:05,980
And...

1435
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:10,040
We spent a day in Barcelona.

1436
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:12,440
Myself.

1437
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:13,640
Himself.

1438
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,680
The rest of the Mercedes team.

1439
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:18,820
Just premiering the new machine.

1440
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,080
For 2020.

1441
01:17:22,860 --> 01:17:25,060
Lewis is over the moon with it.

1442
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,640
He said it's an iconic piece.

1443
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,360
I designed it myself.

1444
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:35,500
It's got an absolute firestorm.

1445
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,000
V10.

1446
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,900
Special edition Connor Williams injection.

1447
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,500
C-N-I.

1448
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,920
C-W-I.

1449
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:45,260
Sorry.

1450
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:48,440
And...

1451
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:51,880
It's going to go like a fucking whip it out of the trap.

1452
01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:55,620
We were being interviewed by Sky Sports.

1453
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,160
He doesn't like doing the media stuff.

1454
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,540
I don't mind it, of course.

1455
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:01,600
Look at that.

1456
01:18:02,540 --> 01:18:03,940
No wonder I'm fucking last.

1457
01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:07,860
Yeah, we just zoned it up.

1458
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:10,120
Went for a bit of tap arse after that.

1459
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,380
In Barca.

1460
01:18:11,940 --> 01:18:12,460
In...

1461
01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:14,060
La Ramblas.

1462
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,300
Lewis got his fucking phone robbed.

1463
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,020
On La Ramblas.

1464
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,780
By some La Ramblan dreamer.

1465
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,620
Who offered him a can of Estrella.

1466
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:27,900
Which he fished out of the gutter.

1467
01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:28,620
Of...

1468
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:30,680
The drains.

1469
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:31,840
It was very cold.

1470
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:33,020
But that's how they keep it cold.

1471
01:18:33,980 --> 01:18:35,340
And he bought that for a euro.

1472
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:37,180
He said that was a good deal.

1473
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,840
He said it was a great deal.

1474
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,400
And then he felled around his pockets.

1475
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:42,660
And said,

1476
01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:43,100
Connor.

1477
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,960
It was a shit deal, man.

1478
01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:46,040
He robbed my phone.

1479
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,600
And that was an iPhone XJ220.

1480
01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:56,940
And it had a lot of amazing footage on it.

1481
01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,660
From the previous night's Sky Bay shenanagandos.

1482
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:01,880
And also,

1483
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:03,120
a few mix...

1484
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:07,060
A few stems from the latest mixes that he's been uploading to Mixcloud.

1485
01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:36,720
Mixcloud. Mixcloud. But he was grand after a while anyway. He puked up the tap arse he was eating. But you should never go on to squid if you've never tried calamari. And you're a newbie to it. And you're a bit iffy about fishy.

1486
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:44,360
Watch out for the squidly diddly because they'll fucking rumble around your rumple siltskin stomach for a while when they're in there.

1487
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:49,860
And he had the whole thing. He went large. He got the big boy with the suckers and everything.

1488
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:58,020
And he was finger licking good, he said.

1489
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,760
He was licking his fingers and his thumb.

1490
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,300
And saying that was the best squid I've ever had. I said, Lou Banger, you fucking header.

1491
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:14,540
You've never even had squid. He says, I know, Connor, but it feels like I have after that.

1492
01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,860
That's when he realized his phone was robbed.

1493
01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:21,900
And the combination of having your phone robbed.

1494
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,840
You got a bronze out of that, it's not bad.

1495
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:28,800
The combination of having your phone robbed by a ramblin' dreamer.

1496
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:35,840
Combined with the sudden squid rush of a calamari cream dish.

1497
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:38,760
Made him puke.

1498
01:20:39,620 --> 01:20:40,520
Spewed everywhere.

1499
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:46,940
I held his dreadlocks back and patted him on the back and said, don't worry.

1500
01:20:47,380 --> 01:20:48,740
Everything's going to be okay.

1501
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:51,720
Lou, everything's going to be okay. Don't worry.

1502
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,300
And he cried nine tears.

1503
01:20:54,300 --> 01:21:07,140
Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric.

1504
01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:24,320
Ah, another night out with the staff. I'm treating them, of course. Why is he looking at me like that?

1505
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:29,020
Ah, you gotta treat your employees well. Why, Sheila, she's giving me the eyes.

1506
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:37,740
I'm not surprised about the eyes. Because I think she knows that there's a juicy bag heading her way.

1507
01:21:38,300 --> 01:21:44,080
Yes, it's for you. Open it up. Don't be afraid, baby, to show everyone what you got there, honey.

1508
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:47,340
That's it. Everybody clap and applaud her.

1509
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:50,100
Fill me up, you idiot.

1510
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:56,520
A toast, everybody. A toast to me and better times.

1511
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,560
And San Pell.

1512
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:07,300
San Pellegrino.

1513
01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:15,440
If it's good times you're after, then look no further than the San Pell.

1514
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:17,960
It's an absolute dreamscape.

1515
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:21,140
You and your friends can enjoy it in a good gaff.

1516
01:22:22,140 --> 01:22:28,920
Surrounded by luxury mod cons and great fittings and classic furniture.

1517
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:42,480
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

1518
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:45,120
*Ding*

1519
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:54,220
*Ding*

1520
01:22:56,920 --> 01:23:01,320
*Ding*

1521
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:05,940
*Ding*

1522
01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:09,960
Bye, I'm celebrating

1523
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:25,460
*Ding*

1524
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,000
Is the thrill still the same?

1525
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:39,900
Absolutely, it's such an amazing moment in the year when you see a car come together, you see all the team all refreshed and everyone excited to see the car run for the first time. And it's always a new piece of art, you know?

1526
01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:55,900
It's the guys have worked on this so long, it's an evolution of last year's car. But there's all these small details that perhaps you won't get to see which are beneath the bonnet, beneath the hood you might say. And I'm not one of two that get to go and experience it. So...

1527
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:59,900
*Ding* Yeah, but Lewis has touched on it, but how much of an evolution, how much change is there in this car? *Ding*

1528
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:01,900
*Ding* Yeah, um... *Ding*

1529
01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:08,440
We've revolutionized the whole car. It's an absolute mercurial Mercedes hyper beast of a drive.

1530
01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:15,100
You flip up the bonnet, it's definitely something completely unique and fantastic.

1531
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:23,140
I think it's probably the best machine since the steam engine was invented back in the age of steam.

1532
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,980
Now if you think back to that, that was a revolutionary construct. Why?

1533
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:29,840
Because nobody had harnessed the power of steam.

1534
01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:37,060
What we're doing here with the Mercedes, the new Mercedes for 2020 is we're harnessing the power of cream.

1535
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:44,500
...this is 18 and Federer and Djokovic fighting it out to be the best. What's it like when you're operating at the very fringe of what's been done in history?

1536
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,360
I haven't really thought of it if I'm really honest.

1537
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:59,360
It's tasty little yolk, it's got a fucking nice bit of poke in it. We've harnessed an arse, a brand new arse for it since last year because the last one was popping and farting.

1538
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:01,920
...is that the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1539
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,920
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1540
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:03,920
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1541
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,920
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1542
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:11,480
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1543
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:17,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1544
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1545
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:19,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1546
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1547
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1548
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:24,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1549
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1550
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,040
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1551
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:33,560
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1552
01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:37,320
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1553
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:39,320
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1554
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,880
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1555
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,880
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1556
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1557
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1558
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1559
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:51,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1560
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1561
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,960
...the new Mercedes for the best. What's it like when you're wearing?

1562
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:59,000
...and enjoy it though. Thanks for doing business with us.

1563
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:05,160
There's a bottle of Grey Goose in the glove box. Don't consume it when you're on the way.

1564
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:09,800
Make sure you get to your destination. Give me a buzz when you get there, okay? See you later. Bye-bye.

1565
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:25,080
It's almost six o'clock. How's it going, guys? Connor Williams here, former senior sales

1566
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:31,800
executive of Mercedes-Benz. Now full-time Maserati Expressway extraordinaire. Third place on my first

1567
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:42,920
go around the Tokyo track. Behind Tassamoso Ishii of Japan and Scott Durr of Germania. Would you germane

1568
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:53,420
Greer it. I do have word on the Grey Goose Tamagotchi. Hopefully we can find that now

1569
01:26:53,420 --> 01:27:00,380
and bring it up. Apparently it's going on. It's going on. It's a thing. It's a fucking

1570
01:27:00,380 --> 01:27:09,780
thing. As well as Sandico Lanan's Beachwear Range, which we're trying to get to you very

1571
01:27:09,780 --> 01:27:25,580
quickly. Very, very quickly at the moment. You're going to have to bear with us. Let's see this now. Put that as a PNG. I'm just downloading the PNG that Sandico is after sending me here.

1572
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:36,560
He's changed everything about his look. As you know, he's a green machine before, but he's an absolute blue beachwear. Baby blue he's gone for on this.

1573
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:51,300
He's changed the head dress as well for his head. The thing about Sandico, he can change his head depending on what football you want. It does have to be Sandico.

1574
01:27:54,200 --> 01:28:04,200
let's see where did that save it's a desktop yeah here we go let's let's get it yeah it looks great

1575
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:12,040
i mean you could be rocking that down san tropez or uh bioritz

1576
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:23,400
or even can s for the film festival um which you know is a very stylistic affair

1577
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:28,920
to begin with you want to make sure you've got the right gear the right the right swag and that

1578
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:34,520
you're looking good chances are you are going to be picked up on a camera at some stage so why not look

1579
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:44,920
good um let me see this what's this already try and get another thing to you as well it's the gray goose

1580
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:53,080
tamagotchi this is just coming through the pipeline now i'm trying to download that

1581
01:28:53,080 --> 01:29:04,920
this sandico lenan's usual suit where he blends lovely green fabrics with the creamy creamy polo neck

1582
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:14,280
dream shirt sweatshirt um and the sandico pure leather extreme ball

1583
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:21,560
which is a groovy little number i don't know if you've had the pleasure of kicking one of those

1584
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:29,720
around if you haven't get on it because it's fantastic

1585
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:44,600
apparently they're now the gray goose tamagotchi it's still it's still not fully developed and realized

1586
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:51,240
guys thought we had it look there's still a bit of time left before the end of stream it could come

1587
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:59,320
through it could come through until then maybe make a note in your moleskin to get down to brown thomas and

1588
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:11,160
use the code word son house to get yourself a sondico five percent discount on any of the sondico wear

1589
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:19,800
uh beach wear or his green lounge wear as well also get on board and prepare yourself for the connor williams

1590
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:29,640
loungewear range a fine collaboration between myself uh done stores have gone in on it as well uh they actually

1591
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:36,600
said that it could be they said that it's going to be like galvin's wear but it could actually be better

1592
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:45,720
than that um that hand gesture was used signifying a greater importance and weight to the connor williams

1593
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:52,200
loungewear this is just going to be stripped down loungewear uh you're talking great fleece

1594
01:30:53,160 --> 01:31:06,440
um really nice fleece slippers uh pajama bottoms tops really really competitively priced

1595
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:16,520
dressing gowns and this is all coming soon enough i mean just more and more reason to get the mercedes

1596
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:24,600
pellegrino on every uh random weeknight so it's a subscription situation you won't hear about these

1597
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:31,720
things unless unless you're you're in the know we're gonna go for tokyo gold it was a bronze affair last

1598
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:41,800
time i'm ashamed um i want to reclaim that shame and then try and change it back from shame to what it was

1599
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:50,600
before it became shame pride essentially but i mean that's gonna be tough when you've got kenny paul lenny

1600
01:31:50,600 --> 01:32:00,280
hughes laubstein gottlieb tar tarah ishi ishi and his brother tish tishy ishi uh two ishi brothers

1601
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:11,160
there in first and second place oh and i won't be doing that again tip for uh the second lap look at your map

1602
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:17,960
and the green flag is out signifying there's been a bit of fucking hustling and harrying back there on

1603
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:28,440
the mary hanafin turn burglar expressway extreme pipe as we move swiftly and succinctly into the 200 150 150

1604
01:32:28,440 --> 01:32:35,960
meters left should have broke earlier actually maybe gave too much of the break and that's led us in for a

1605
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:42,360
real shit little curler here hopefully we can maintain progress and speed velocity

1606
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,760
vigor

1607
01:32:50,760 --> 01:33:06,840
poise dedication yeah i don't know what i could do with the bronze

1608
01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:14,040
you're not gonna get any money for that yeah if you go down and pawn that off you know there's too much

1609
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:21,960
bronze going on it's gold robust like i was saying about the pirellis earlier on

1610
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:40,920
the finer things in life there we go and i'm gonna utilize the wall there as a kind of uh cushion aid

1611
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:48,200
whatever you want to call that just to give us a little bit more oomph and shutzpah

1612
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,840
i think we're making great time

1613
01:33:59,000 --> 01:33:59,400
i think we're doing well

1614
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:04,040
i think everything's gonna be okay

1615
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:21,800
it's been tough it's been tough it's been tough for you it's been tough for me too i it's been times i

1616
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:29,720
don't know where it's been going i'm hurtling down this freeway at 100 200 300 miles an hour

1617
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:34,120
i don't know where the i'm going though that's the thing

1618
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,800
fucking hell straight into a wall

1619
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:51,560
that's when you live fast you die hard you die hard because you're going

1620
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:57,880
straight down that freeway with no fucking idea man where you're going

1621
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:06,520
and you've crystal swing in the back just hounding you

1622
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:11,000
to put the foot down to put the screamer

1623
01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:18,520
to fucking put the foot on the screamer and you're saying chill out lads

1624
01:35:20,280 --> 01:35:26,840
chill out man you're gonna make me crash swing you're gonna make me crash but they don't care they're hucklebooking

1625
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,880
and they've got you hucklebooked

1626
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:34,840
you're in tokyo behind gottlieb and dur again

1627
01:35:35,960 --> 01:35:39,640
fucking snake dur in first place we're gonna fucking first him out of it man

1628
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:42,680
michelin

1629
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:48,840
they've just got more shots but when it comes to this to the steve

1630
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:59,240
do you know we were both coming out that last turn roughly the same speed maybe not the same momentum

1631
01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:05,800
but they've just got a lot more steve when it comes when it comes to this last little

1632
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:17,800
cruise cruise botherer but look you you stay at it you maintain your composure and what you do it you get the job done

1633
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:23,800
behind me as well we're on the straight and narrow now we're on the straight and narrow now

1634
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,880
we're on the fucking strainer lads

1635
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:35,640
where's the straightener where's the fucking cross line where's the finish line where's the where's the checkered flag

1636
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:37,640
the back of the track?

1637
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:43,320
come on don't do this to me don't do this to me

1638
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:49,320
it's a fucking golder get in there

1639
01:36:49,320 --> 01:37:04,200
whoo go on yes yes come on whoo come on keith woods living the dream conor williams gold trof you know what i mean

1640
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:20,020
I mean, well got there in the end anyway.

1641
01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:50,000
I mean, well got there.

1642
01:37:50,000 --> 01:38:19,980
I mean, well got there.

1643
01:38:19,980 --> 01:38:25,980
It's time to grab another San Pell again.

1644
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:28,920
The holiday in Milan was shit.

1645
01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:30,700
I'm never going back again.

1646
01:38:31,140 --> 01:38:32,860
The birds were sending it.

1647
01:38:32,860 --> 01:38:33,560
It has to be said.

1648
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:36,380
A lot of high class birdage at the San Pell event.

1649
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:38,980
120 year dinner event it was.

1650
01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,260
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

1651
01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:51,660
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pell event where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

1652
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:54,000
Have you ever had that?

1653
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,060
No, I doubt it.

1654
01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:58,660
As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisite gandic.

1655
01:39:00,020 --> 01:39:06,060
Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble.

1656
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:07,580
Only to reveal.

1657
01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:09,160
A fucking night scene.

1658
01:39:09,460 --> 01:39:11,680
And a plate of beans and a star of toast.

1659
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,780
Star of toast you take away.

1660
01:39:15,020 --> 01:39:17,100
The sins of the world.

1661
01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:20,400
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

1662
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:24,220
Then, a final course of rubbish.

1663
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:28,820
Before the San Pelladronis each brought out a prism chest.

1664
01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:30,800
Illuminated box prism.

1665
01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:32,240
What was inside it.

1666
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,580
You guess a less a lessed it.

1667
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:37,600
The celestial San Pell a bastard bottle.

1668
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,480
An absolute crystal waters gypsy woman job.

1669
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:46,120
Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves.

1670
01:39:46,740 --> 01:39:48,580
You may think this is extraordinary.

1671
01:39:49,120 --> 01:39:52,060
Whereas we think it's just another night.

1672
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:53,720
San Pellegrino.

1673
01:39:53,980 --> 01:39:56,900
Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

1674
01:39:57,300 --> 01:39:57,680
Cheers.

1675
01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:58,440
Connor.

1676
01:39:58,440 --> 01:40:00,340
Will you have a swoon?

1677
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:07,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1678
01:40:12,740 --> 01:40:15,100
Welcome back to the Level Increase.

1679
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:17,040
With me, Connor Williams.

1680
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:18,640
Increasing the level.

1681
01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:20,340
Each and every day.

1682
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:21,700
That God gives us.

1683
01:40:22,340 --> 01:40:24,200
We're working towards that.

1684
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:25,340
The next level.

1685
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:26,940
And increasing that.

1686
01:40:27,180 --> 01:40:28,060
Each and every day.

1687
01:40:28,060 --> 01:40:32,720
And we're on 16 at the moment.

1688
01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:33,920
Level 16.

1689
01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:35,140
Thanks be to God.

1690
01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:40,480
Let's just see what we can do here.

1691
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:42,580
See if we can get another final gold trope.

1692
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:43,280
Mama Duck.

1693
01:40:43,440 --> 01:40:44,300
Thank you very much.

1694
01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:47,160
That's very kind of you.

1695
01:40:48,100 --> 01:40:49,440
Good day again, Connor.

1696
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:54,280
I feel like you know the game of life and how to play it to win with style and confidence.

1697
01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:55,960
More power to you.

1698
01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:58,520
Thanks very much, Mama Duck.

1699
01:40:59,060 --> 01:41:00,640
It's great to know that I can help people.

1700
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:03,740
With the style in their life.

1701
01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:06,880
And with all the other stuff in their life as well.

1702
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:08,340
That's great.

1703
01:41:08,340 --> 01:41:08,400
Thank you.

1704
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:09,360
Thank you.

1705
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:10,900
It's almost six o'clock.

1706
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:13,120
Let's see what we've got now.

1707
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:14,480
It's the final race of the night.

1708
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:19,060
I want to say.

1709
01:41:19,220 --> 01:41:21,640
I want to have the confidence going in there.

1710
01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:23,280
I want to be able to build this up.

1711
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:25,780
But I don't know.

1712
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:27,360
We tried it two, three times.

1713
01:41:27,600 --> 01:41:30,080
It wasn't easy.

1714
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:33,120
We're not in a Mercedes.

1715
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:36,800
We're in a Maserati.

1716
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:45,120
Boy oh boy would I like to be behind the wheel of that AMG that we've got parked up in the garage.

1717
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:46,640
But I mean it's just not going to happen.

1718
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:47,680
Not tonight.

1719
01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:48,820
Not in this league.

1720
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:56,680
Let's give it one last shot.

1721
01:41:59,620 --> 01:42:00,540
Connor Williams.

1722
01:42:00,540 --> 01:42:06,180
Let's do this.

1723
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:11,040
Is your tip.ie?

1724
01:42:11,140 --> 01:42:11,740
Great Gooter.

1725
01:42:11,980 --> 01:42:13,300
Thank you very much Gooter.

1726
01:42:14,220 --> 01:42:15,140
That's very kind of you.

1727
01:42:16,100 --> 01:42:17,580
All the way from Gooter's town.

1728
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:19,140
Hope you're doing well.

1729
01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:23,160
I apologize if I can't read.

1730
01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:25,860
Big texts.

1731
01:42:26,180 --> 01:42:26,460
Because.

1732
01:42:27,980 --> 01:42:30,200
Gold trof has taken too much of a.

1733
01:42:30,420 --> 01:42:32,520
Of a front seat for me at the moment.

1734
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:33,560
If I.

1735
01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:33,920
If I.

1736
01:42:34,020 --> 01:42:35,520
My mind strays away from that.

1737
01:42:37,260 --> 01:42:39,420
I lose all manner of composure.

1738
01:42:40,620 --> 01:42:41,480
Birra Moretti.

1739
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:42,440
Thank you very much.

1740
01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:45,500
Let's do this.

1741
01:42:51,980 --> 01:42:53,080
Zurich tip.ie.

1742
01:42:53,080 --> 01:42:54,320
Snob Goblin.

1743
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,120
Thanks so much.

1744
01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:57,200
This is for you.

1745
01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:59,440
This is a gold trove coming your way for you.

1746
01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:06,460
Sunnyside.

1747
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:08,900
Just bear with me there.

1748
01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:14,160
Zurich tip.ie.

1749
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,540
Slug Williams mustache.

1750
01:43:16,540 --> 01:43:16,560
Slug Williams mustache.

1751
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:17,380
Thanks so much.

1752
01:43:17,380 --> 01:43:17,640
Bud.

1753
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:18,380
Slug Williams mustache.

1754
01:43:18,380 --> 01:43:19,220
Thanks so much.

1755
01:43:19,220 --> 01:43:19,620
Bud.

1756
01:43:19,620 --> 01:43:20,580
Very good.

1757
01:43:20,580 --> 01:43:20,620
Very good.

1758
01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:24,720
Very good.

1759
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:29,620
Very good.

1760
01:43:29,620 --> 01:43:29,640
Very good.

1761
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:29,660
Very good.

1762
01:43:29,660 --> 01:43:29,660
Very good.

1763
01:43:29,660 --> 01:43:31,740
Very good.

1764
01:43:31,740 --> 01:43:33,620
Very good.

1765
01:43:33,620 --> 01:43:35,720
Very good.

1766
01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:36,520
Thomas Waters.

1767
01:43:36,780 --> 01:43:38,140
Thank you very much.

1768
01:43:40,540 --> 01:43:41,900
Thank you so much, Tom.

1769
01:43:43,440 --> 01:43:44,600
Means a lot, bud.

1770
01:43:45,140 --> 01:43:46,940
It means a hell of a lot.

1771
01:43:56,440 --> 01:43:56,880
Ah!

1772
01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:58,420
Mackie, thank you very much.

1773
01:43:59,740 --> 01:44:01,720
Fuck, I'm sorry about that, guys.

1774
01:44:01,780 --> 01:44:03,040
I've let the team down in turn one.

1775
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:03,520
Do you know what?

1776
01:44:04,820 --> 01:44:06,000
Let's not lose the rack.

1777
01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:07,820
It's only turn two, three.

1778
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:09,040
Go back.

1779
01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:10,780
Fuel consumption.

1780
01:44:11,780 --> 01:44:12,160
None.

1781
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:15,560
Let's do this.

1782
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:17,080
Zurich tip.ie.

1783
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:20,500
Farfurter, thank you very much.

1784
01:44:30,580 --> 01:44:32,500
I finally watched Free Solo.

1785
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:37,500
By Alex Honnold the other day.

1786
01:44:39,660 --> 01:44:41,240
T22BC, thank you very much.

1787
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:43,780
I mean, he's not.

1788
01:44:43,900 --> 01:44:46,400
He didn't make the film himself, but he did star in it.

1789
01:44:46,440 --> 01:44:48,300
He did scale El Capitan.

1790
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:54,200
With no ropes.

1791
01:44:54,900 --> 01:44:56,040
Climb the face of that.

1792
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:58,660
It's a glorious mountain.

1793
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:03,540
He managed to get up that on camera.

1794
01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:07,420
And I've told you before how I got kicked off that shoot.

1795
01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:09,460
Before it even started.

1796
01:45:13,900 --> 01:45:15,780
I don't want to go into it again.

1797
01:45:15,780 --> 01:45:18,100
I watched.

1798
01:45:18,100 --> 01:45:22,940
I finally watched the film the other night.

1799
01:45:23,020 --> 01:45:24,660
I've been putting it off for a long time.

1800
01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:27,540
Because I didn't want to go back there in my mind.

1801
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:31,020
It wasn't a nice part of my life.

1802
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:32,680
Career wise.

1803
01:45:33,020 --> 01:45:36,160
Or even just Connor wise.

1804
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:37,620
It wasn't a great Connor year.

1805
01:45:37,860 --> 01:45:38,160
You know.

1806
01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:42,480
But I was doing principal photography for them.

1807
01:45:42,700 --> 01:45:43,500
On their shoot.

1808
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:45,620
I'd never climbed a mountain.

1809
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:49,420
And I'd managed to get the job.

1810
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,260
Based on how good I was.

1811
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:52,200
At my job.

1812
01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:54,520
That's why he hired me.

1813
01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:57,820
And yeah.

1814
01:45:57,820 --> 01:45:58,540
He kicked me off.

1815
01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,020
And everything.

1816
01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:00,580
But I was watching it the other night.

1817
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:01,720
And.

1818
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:04,660
It became apparent.

1819
01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:05,000
That.

1820
01:46:07,780 --> 01:46:09,220
They were taking the piss.

1821
01:46:09,700 --> 01:46:10,140
All along.

1822
01:46:11,900 --> 01:46:13,480
And that I actually got fired.

1823
01:46:13,620 --> 01:46:14,640
For reasons which.

1824
01:46:16,380 --> 01:46:17,380
Were unjust.

1825
01:46:18,620 --> 01:46:18,980
They.

1826
01:46:19,100 --> 01:46:19,340
They.

1827
01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:19,480
They.

1828
01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:19,960
They.

1829
01:46:20,100 --> 01:46:21,660
Put it down on the document.

1830
01:46:23,780 --> 01:46:25,660
As incompetence on my part.

1831
01:46:26,780 --> 01:46:27,220
But.

1832
01:46:27,340 --> 01:46:27,740
I.

1833
01:46:27,740 --> 01:46:27,780
I.

1834
01:46:27,780 --> 01:46:28,100
I.

1835
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:28,600
Learned.

1836
01:46:28,780 --> 01:46:29,360
Gross.

1837
01:46:30,480 --> 01:46:30,920
Incompetence.

1838
01:46:30,980 --> 01:46:32,000
That went on in the shoot.

1839
01:46:33,500 --> 01:46:34,780
From watching that film.

1840
01:46:36,660 --> 01:46:38,080
And I'm not happy at all.

1841
01:46:38,220 --> 01:46:38,540
Like you know.

1842
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:44,680
This race.

1843
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:45,020
As well.

1844
01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:45,300
It's.

1845
01:46:45,300 --> 01:46:45,620
It's.

1846
01:46:48,140 --> 01:46:49,100
It's a tough one.

1847
01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:50,060
It's a corkscrew.

1848
01:46:54,420 --> 01:46:54,820
But.

1849
01:46:55,060 --> 01:46:57,120
I have no animosity to Honnold.

1850
01:46:57,520 --> 01:46:58,220
Alex Honnold.

1851
01:46:58,340 --> 01:46:58,840
If you're watching.

1852
01:47:00,020 --> 01:47:01,080
I'm not upset.

1853
01:47:01,340 --> 01:47:02,520
That you kicked me off the shoot.

1854
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:03,220
Free solo.

1855
01:47:03,440 --> 01:47:04,600
Because you thought that I couldn't.

1856
01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:05,440
Fucking cut the mustard.

1857
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:07,280
But.

1858
01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:10,160
I'm actually glad.

1859
01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:11,800
That I didn't work on it now.

1860
01:47:11,860 --> 01:47:13,100
Having seen the film Alex.

1861
01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:15,020
And I know that you're watching the stream.

1862
01:47:15,020 --> 01:47:15,720
Alex Honnold.

1863
01:47:15,880 --> 01:47:16,580
Oscar winning.

1864
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,020
Free solo.

1865
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:18,560
Soloist.

1866
01:47:19,580 --> 01:47:20,840
I know that you're watching.

1867
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:23,960
Look.

1868
01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:25,380
It's water under the bridge.

1869
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:25,960
My friend.

1870
01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:27,520
Best luck with the rest of the mountains.

1871
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:27,780
But.

1872
01:47:30,780 --> 01:47:32,640
Enjoy your time on the mountains.

1873
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:34,700
And give my love to you.

1874
01:47:34,940 --> 01:47:35,300
Well.

1875
01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:37,960
You get the picture.

1876
01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:39,060
And.

1877
01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:39,060
And.

1878
01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:39,520
Yeah.

1879
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,640
They said it was incompetence.

1880
01:47:43,840 --> 01:47:44,740
They were just jealous.

1881
01:47:44,860 --> 01:47:45,200
Because.

1882
01:47:45,440 --> 01:47:46,200
I was the raven.

1883
01:47:48,260 --> 01:47:51,640
I have two red raven cameras on each shoulder.

1884
01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:52,780
And.

1885
01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:56,000
I filmed the film four times.

1886
01:47:57,340 --> 01:47:58,920
He didn't like that idea.

1887
01:48:00,340 --> 01:48:00,780
So.

1888
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:01,960
Got the chop.

1889
01:48:02,580 --> 01:48:03,400
The wooden block.

1890
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:05,060
And that was that.

1891
01:48:05,220 --> 01:48:05,600
Like you know.

1892
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:06,940
But fair fucks with me.

1893
01:48:07,020 --> 01:48:07,620
Climb the mountain.

1894
01:48:08,620 --> 01:48:08,980
Man.

1895
01:48:08,980 --> 01:48:09,020
Man.

1896
01:48:10,020 --> 01:48:11,240
It's a scary watch.

1897
01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:12,180
It's a scary film.

1898
01:48:12,300 --> 01:48:14,120
Some of the shots I thought I could have got better.

1899
01:48:15,220 --> 01:48:16,220
I could have got better.

1900
01:48:19,420 --> 01:48:20,780
I could have got a lot better.

1901
01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:21,520
But I mean.

1902
01:48:23,020 --> 01:48:23,860
You win some.

1903
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:24,480
You lose some.

1904
01:48:24,540 --> 01:48:25,380
It was Jimmy Chin.

1905
01:48:25,460 --> 01:48:25,960
His friend.

1906
01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:26,180
Who.

1907
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:27,020
Got.

1908
01:48:27,440 --> 01:48:28,960
To finally direct the piece.

1909
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:31,100
It was Connor Williams.

1910
01:48:31,340 --> 01:48:32,800
Connor the raven.

1911
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:33,480
Williams.

1912
01:48:34,020 --> 01:48:35,480
Was going to direct it initially.

1913
01:48:36,780 --> 01:48:37,140
But.

1914
01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:38,420
We parted ways.

1915
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:38,840
And.

1916
01:48:39,580 --> 01:48:39,900
Look.

1917
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:41,760
Again.

1918
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:42,260
Alex.

1919
01:48:42,420 --> 01:48:43,100
If you're watching.

1920
01:48:43,220 --> 01:48:43,380
Bud.

1921
01:48:44,540 --> 01:48:45,380
Keep climbing.

1922
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:46,720
And keep going after.

1923
01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:47,080
Because.

1924
01:48:47,540 --> 01:48:49,400
I think that you're an inspiration to me.

1925
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,380
And.

1926
01:48:50,660 --> 01:48:51,260
You can see.

1927
01:48:51,380 --> 01:48:52,340
With what I'm doing here.

1928
01:48:52,660 --> 01:48:53,460
On this track.

1929
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,060
Getting gold.

1930
01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:55,380
That.

1931
01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:56,920
That might inspire you.

1932
01:48:57,080 --> 01:48:58,460
The next time you find yourself.

1933
01:48:58,540 --> 01:48:58,960
Dangling.

1934
01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:00,340
From a very.

1935
01:49:00,580 --> 01:49:00,820
Very.

1936
01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:01,500
Precarious.

1937
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,080
Crevice.

1938
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:05,900
It'll be.

1939
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:06,500
Blue moon.

1940
01:49:06,820 --> 01:49:07,680
Blue moon bay.

1941
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:08,380
On the brain.

1942
01:49:10,820 --> 01:49:11,340
Konzo.

1943
01:49:11,480 --> 01:49:12,460
William Ados.

1944
01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:13,920
Just.

1945
01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:15,120
Tickling the apex.

1946
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:16,200
With his bridge stones.

1947
01:49:16,340 --> 01:49:17,060
Custom made.

1948
01:49:17,480 --> 01:49:18,260
Out in Indonesia.

1949
01:49:18,260 --> 01:49:21,120
These aren't the Pirellis.

1950
01:49:23,200 --> 01:49:24,900
That I was talking about earlier on.

1951
01:49:25,340 --> 01:49:26,660
They're my Italian tires.

1952
01:49:26,780 --> 01:49:28,460
Which I only use for Chico work.

1953
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:32,800
As for the Maz.

1954
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:34,120
Arati.

1955
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:35,980
That's pure bridge baby.

1956
01:49:36,560 --> 01:49:37,440
Bridge all the way.

1957
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:39,560
Stoning that bridge up.

1958
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:39,940
To the.

1959
01:49:41,520 --> 01:49:43,120
To the big bridge in the sky.

1960
01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:44,420
Sky bridge.

1961
01:49:45,880 --> 01:49:47,500
The new housing development.

1962
01:49:47,900 --> 01:49:48,880
2.5 million.

1963
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:50,540
Billion.

1964
01:49:51,480 --> 01:49:51,920
Development.

1965
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:53,000
Which is going to be going up.

1966
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:54,400
Dublin Docklands.

1967
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:55,040
Courtesy of.

1968
01:49:55,580 --> 01:49:56,380
Skybase.

1969
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:57,640
Enterprises.

1970
01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:00,700
Incorporated.

1971
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:02,060
With.

1972
01:50:02,260 --> 01:50:02,700
Williams.

1973
01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:04,360
Conzo Williams.

1974
01:50:05,620 --> 01:50:06,540
William Works.

1975
01:50:07,860 --> 01:50:08,120
And.

1976
01:50:08,180 --> 01:50:08,800
Willy Con.

1977
01:50:09,900 --> 01:50:10,380
And we're.

1978
01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:12,100
We're there to build a better future.

1979
01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:13,020
A brighter you.

1980
01:50:14,920 --> 01:50:16,700
And a fucking amazing.

1981
01:50:18,100 --> 01:50:19,520
An amazing Ireland.

1982
01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:23,540
Look.

1983
01:50:24,440 --> 01:50:25,180
Some days.

1984
01:50:25,780 --> 01:50:26,960
You finish the race.

1985
01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:28,880
And you're out the pace.

1986
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:30,340
You're not on it.

1987
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:33,000
You've no one to blame.

1988
01:50:33,060 --> 01:50:33,640
But yourself.

1989
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:35,140
And you just got to fucking.

1990
01:50:35,260 --> 01:50:35,940
Take the L.

1991
01:50:36,680 --> 01:50:37,760
You got to take the L.

1992
01:50:38,620 --> 01:50:39,840
With a pinch of salt.

1993
01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:41,140
And a dash of goodwill.

1994
01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:44,400
Sprinkle of fucking sugar.

1995
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:46,340
And then.

1996
01:50:46,540 --> 01:50:47,800
Maybe a Baileys.

1997
01:50:49,880 --> 01:50:50,960
Knock that back.

1998
01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:51,580
And say.

1999
01:50:51,660 --> 01:50:52,260
Do you know what?

2000
01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:53,320
Fuck it.

2001
01:50:53,560 --> 01:50:54,200
It's grand.

2002
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,680
We got a load of gold trophies.

2003
01:50:56,680 --> 01:50:57,220
In the bag.

2004
01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,460
It's not going to break the bag.

2005
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:00,940
It's not going to break your heart.

2006
01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:02,880
To have to go back to Blue Moon.

2007
01:51:03,020 --> 01:51:03,280
Again.

2008
01:51:03,360 --> 01:51:03,700
And what?

2009
01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:05,340
Show everyone what you got.

2010
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:07,360
When you've got it.

2011
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:09,140
That's when you're going to do it.

2012
01:51:10,660 --> 01:51:11,860
Not going to ruin the night.

2013
01:51:12,900 --> 01:51:14,840
I just go back to my trophy cabinet.

2014
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:16,940
And have a look at the little collection.

2015
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:17,700
I've amassed.

2016
01:51:19,460 --> 01:51:19,860
Yeah.

2017
01:51:21,140 --> 01:51:22,340
That's a nice little piece.

2018
01:51:22,420 --> 01:51:22,940
Down there.

2019
01:51:22,940 --> 01:51:24,020
One of my favorites.

2020
01:51:24,020 --> 01:51:24,040
One of my favorites.

2021
01:51:24,560 --> 01:51:26,020
The Kyoto Driving Park.

2022
01:51:26,620 --> 01:51:26,880
Yeah.

2023
01:51:26,940 --> 01:51:28,380
I take that out most days.

2024
01:51:28,460 --> 01:51:31,020
And admire its glistening beauty.

2025
01:51:31,780 --> 01:51:33,060
I stick that in the bag.

2026
01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:36,460
And then I whip out Dragon Tail.

2027
01:51:36,820 --> 01:51:39,240
And Kyoto Driving Park 2.

2028
01:51:40,080 --> 01:51:41,160
Kyoto harder.

2029
01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:50,320
They're all nothing compared to my Tokyo Expressway extravaganza trophy.

2030
01:51:51,640 --> 01:51:53,760
Which you can look at but you can't touch.

2031
01:51:54,580 --> 01:51:55,480
Blue Moon Bay.

2032
01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:57,360
We'll see you again.

2033
01:51:57,360 --> 01:51:58,240
We'll see you again Blue Moon.

2034
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:03,240
We'll see you again Blue Moon.

2035
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:06,660
On the fifth winter of the next Grey Goose.

2036
01:52:08,580 --> 01:52:12,380
We'll be back with another Zurich policy for you.

2037
01:52:12,460 --> 01:52:15,620
Keith Woods is going to be there.

2038
01:52:15,620 --> 01:52:16,460
Go on.

2039
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:17,860
Yes.

2040
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:19,000
Yes.

2041
01:52:19,340 --> 01:52:20,000
Come on.

2042
01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:21,700
The Conroos.

2043
01:52:22,180 --> 01:52:25,360
The native marsupial Conzino beasties.

2044
01:52:25,920 --> 01:52:26,740
Are going to be there.

2045
01:52:27,500 --> 01:52:29,800
It's going to be fucking incredibleistic.

2046
01:52:31,040 --> 01:52:34,040
Snake Plissken said he's going to bring a ledge bag.

2047
01:52:34,840 --> 01:52:38,420
It's going to go two ways till Tuesday.

2048
01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:44,640
Connick the Ledgehog said he's going to bring in a Game Boy and a sack of sandwiches.

2049
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:49,900
Make sure you've got your eat on for those sandwiches he says.

2050
01:52:50,800 --> 01:52:54,100
If you want to get your hands on a Helly Hedgehog collab jacket.

2051
01:52:54,480 --> 01:52:55,900
Make sure you bring the wonga okay.

2052
01:52:55,900 --> 01:52:59,660
Winkus van der Mer.

2053
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:00,600
Cheers bud.

2054
01:53:01,060 --> 01:53:01,500
And Snake.

2055
01:53:01,620 --> 01:53:02,680
Thanks so much as well.

2056
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:08,040
One last Celtic Tiger Nights before we fuck off.

2057
01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:10,680
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2058
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:14,640
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

2059
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:18,660
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2060
01:53:22,520 --> 01:53:23,160
Okay.

2061
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:26,980
Let's go for Peter Stringfellow's nightclub.

2062
01:53:26,980 --> 01:53:30,500
Nightclub which he opened in 2006.

2063
01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:37,640
King of Stringfellow must have a big smile on his face today.

2064
01:53:38,160 --> 01:53:43,740
The launch of his new venue in Dublin got most of the Irish front pages but not for the reason you might think.

2065
01:53:45,120 --> 01:53:46,020
There he is there.

2066
01:53:46,580 --> 01:53:48,140
Stringing his way around the gaff.

2067
01:53:49,080 --> 01:53:50,400
Stringing it up big time.

2068
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:58,340
Showbiz Ireland was first in line as Peter Stringfellow opened the hallowed doors to his first Irish strip club located on Parnell Street.

2069
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:01,220
Whoa.

2070
01:54:01,220 --> 01:54:01,240
Whoa.

2071
01:54:01,340 --> 01:54:02,140
Sorry about that.

2072
01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,660
Didn't mean for that to happen.

2073
01:54:05,920 --> 01:54:08,500
I'd like to take this moment to apologize guys.

2074
01:54:09,580 --> 01:54:11,580
What went on there was not right.

2075
01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:19,220
And was solely the responsibility of showbiz.ie.

2076
01:54:22,420 --> 01:54:27,240
Neither Connor Williams nor Grey Goose nor Zurich condone.

2077
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:33,120
Condone or agree with breasts.

2078
01:54:35,620 --> 01:54:36,840
In that way.

2079
01:54:37,380 --> 01:54:37,940
And that won't.

2080
01:54:38,100 --> 01:54:38,440
That is.

2081
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:40,200
That's never going to change guys.

2082
01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:44,520
Sorry about the nights.

2083
01:54:46,580 --> 01:54:48,520
Sorry about those nights.

2084
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:52,500
Sorry about those nights.

2085
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:56,280
Sorry about those nights.

2086
01:54:56,640 --> 01:54:57,700
Good night and God bless.

2087
01:54:58,060 --> 01:54:59,280
I've been Connor Williams.

2088
01:54:59,480 --> 01:55:00,480
This has been Drive Time.

2089
01:55:00,740 --> 01:55:01,900
Mercedes Pellegrino.

2090
01:55:02,460 --> 01:55:03,600
You've all been amazing.

2091
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:05,160
Sticking with the stream.

2092
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:07,960
After it was sabotaged by the cabal.

2093
01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:08,540
Just not.

2094
01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:10,960
I can't say thank you enough.

2095
01:55:11,900 --> 01:55:12,840
Good night and God bless.

2096
01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:14,120
I'll see you later.

2097
01:55:17,440 --> 01:55:18,260
You've got.

2098
01:55:26,220 --> 01:55:29,720
I first met Honnold when I was out climbing in the Andes.

2099
01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:32,180
I recognized him and asked him for a photo.

2100
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:38,460
I first met Honnold when I was out climbing in the Andes.

2101
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:41,200
I recognized him and asked him for a photograph.

2102
01:55:41,600 --> 01:55:44,920
And then asked him if I could email him and everything.

2103
01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:46,060
If he was okay with that.

2104
01:55:46,140 --> 01:55:47,320
If he didn't mind me emailing him.

2105
01:55:47,360 --> 01:55:48,260
Because I had a few ideas.

2106
01:55:48,320 --> 01:55:49,360
I wanted to run by him.

2107
01:55:49,620 --> 01:55:50,720
Kept sending emails.

2108
01:55:50,860 --> 01:55:51,420
Sending emails.

2109
01:55:51,580 --> 01:55:53,540
Sending to his personal email as well.

2110
01:55:53,620 --> 01:55:54,460
Which he didn't give to me.

2111
01:55:54,520 --> 01:55:55,260
But I found it.

2112
01:55:55,320 --> 01:55:56,820
After I looked through his Facebook.

2113
01:55:57,080 --> 01:55:58,780
And his other social medias.

2114
01:55:58,860 --> 01:55:59,600
And stuff like that.

2115
01:56:00,460 --> 01:56:01,580
And he was just like.

2116
01:56:01,580 --> 01:56:02,700
He backed down after a while.

2117
01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:03,420
And said yeah.

2118
01:56:03,420 --> 01:56:05,000
You can come along and do a bit of filming.

2119
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:07,240
Your footage won't be included in the main film.

2120
01:56:07,240 --> 01:56:09,140
But you can just do it for your own stuff.

2121
01:56:09,280 --> 01:56:12,380
So I went out and invested in two Red Raven cameras.

2122
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:16,320
A fully rammed up the RS iMac Pro.

2123
01:56:16,320 --> 01:56:18,820
With 128 gigabytes of RAM.

2124
01:56:19,820 --> 01:56:22,520
And 7 G raids.

2125
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:25,080
And an album by G Unit.

2126
01:56:25,620 --> 01:56:27,540
50 cents alma mater.

2127
01:56:28,320 --> 01:56:31,580
I was ready to go and shoot Free Solo for Alex Honnold.

2128
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:33,680
Even though he had explicitly told me.

2129
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:35,420
None of my footage would be used in the movie.

2130
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:36,240
I thought to myself.

2131
01:56:36,320 --> 01:56:36,740
Konzo.

2132
01:56:37,580 --> 01:56:39,060
It is going to be used in the movie.

2133
01:56:39,300 --> 01:56:40,880
You just need to make an impression.

2134
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:47,860
It was the first day of principal photography on Free Solo.

2135
01:56:48,700 --> 01:56:51,780
I made my way down to the breakfast buffet.

2136
01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:54,240
There were no meaty options available.

2137
01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:57,640
So I asked to speak to the manager.

2138
01:56:58,100 --> 01:56:58,920
How's it going guys?

2139
01:56:59,060 --> 01:56:59,380
Look.

2140
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:01,100
If you got a moment.

2141
01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:06,740
There are no meaty options available at the breakfast buffet.

2142
01:57:07,820 --> 01:57:09,800
This is a serious letdown guys.

2143
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:10,240
Kate.

2144
01:57:10,400 --> 01:57:11,300
I know you're a good girl.

2145
01:57:11,680 --> 01:57:14,200
I'm not leveling all the accusations of ill will at you.

2146
01:57:14,820 --> 01:57:15,920
But as for John.

2147
01:57:16,980 --> 01:57:18,560
It's a serious letdown buddy.

2148
01:57:19,180 --> 01:57:20,680
You'll be hearing from my agent.

2149
01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:23,180
Finally got to sit down and tuck in.

2150
01:57:23,740 --> 01:57:24,780
On my own.

2151
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:25,540
No table.

2152
01:57:25,700 --> 01:57:26,940
Nobody saved me a space.

2153
01:57:27,100 --> 01:57:29,740
Nobody really endeared themselves to me.

2154
01:57:29,860 --> 01:57:32,500
Or made any attempt to acknowledge my presence.

2155
01:57:32,840 --> 01:57:35,580
Just ignorance that you find in the biz.

2156
01:57:35,740 --> 01:57:35,960
You know.

2157
01:57:36,160 --> 01:57:38,300
And I don't know if I'm being paranoid.

2158
01:57:38,300 --> 01:57:40,660
But I think that the 6th AD.

2159
01:57:40,660 --> 01:57:40,720
I think that the 6th AD.

2160
01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:47,260
I think I overheard him saying something about who let the birds in or something.

2161
01:57:47,260 --> 01:57:50,900
I just thought you fucking snake Bennett.

2162
01:57:50,900 --> 01:57:54,160
You fucking snake.

2163
01:57:54,160 --> 01:57:56,040
After the breakfast debacle.

2164
01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:58,340
Fucking breakfast at Snake and his.

2165
01:57:58,340 --> 01:58:00,340
There was more consternation.

2166
01:58:00,340 --> 01:58:01,340
This time.

2167
01:58:01,340 --> 01:58:02,980
Half way up El Cap.

2168
01:58:02,980 --> 01:58:04,780
Look when you hired me.

2169
01:58:04,780 --> 01:58:06,760
You didn't just hire Connor Williams.

2170
01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:08,560
You hired the raven.

2171
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:10,680
Get up the mountain now.

2172
01:58:11,300 --> 01:58:12,500
I'm taking a rest.

2173
01:58:12,620 --> 01:58:13,760
Get up there now.

2174
01:58:13,840 --> 01:58:16,180
Or before I fucking send you up there myself.

2175
01:58:16,460 --> 01:58:17,940
Dude I'm taking a breather okay.

2176
01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:19,440
You've ruffled my feathers.

2177
01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:22,200
Dude I don't take kindly to what you're saying.

2178
01:58:22,240 --> 01:58:23,280
Get up that fucking.

2179
01:58:23,280 --> 01:58:24,500
What is wrong with you?

2180
01:58:25,080 --> 01:58:26,340
You're a joke Arnold.

2181
01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:27,680
Did you hear that?

2182
01:58:28,420 --> 01:58:30,440
An absolute joke machine.

2183
01:58:30,600 --> 01:58:31,200
You serious?

2184
01:58:31,380 --> 01:58:32,580
People put money into you.

2185
01:58:33,040 --> 01:58:33,700
And you turn out.

2186
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:36,140
You give them a little joke and a ball and a capsule.

2187
01:58:36,300 --> 01:58:36,980
You're not serious.

2188
01:58:37,160 --> 01:58:38,560
You're like a capsule machine.

2189
01:58:39,060 --> 01:58:41,580
You're a fucking child's capsule machine.

2190
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:43,780
Full of jokes for children.

2191
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:44,740
Rubbish jokes.

2192
01:58:45,140 --> 01:58:47,140
I was immediately sacked off the chute.

2193
01:58:47,320 --> 01:58:49,000
And a helicopter came to collect me.

2194
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,480
We flew over trees.

2195
01:58:50,660 --> 01:58:51,440
It was beautiful.

2196
01:58:52,120 --> 01:58:53,800
Fast forward one year later.

2197
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:56,180
And I'm sat at home watching Free Solo.

2198
01:58:56,340 --> 01:58:57,960
The movie I should have been directing.

2199
01:58:58,400 --> 01:59:00,020
And a bombshell gets dropped.

2200
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:01,840
Which makes me sick to my stomach.

2201
01:59:02,700 --> 01:59:04,120
By the time we get to you Saturday.

2202
01:59:04,260 --> 01:59:05,540
We're going to be as Shane says.

2203
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:06,180
Yoked.

2204
01:59:06,900 --> 01:59:07,820
Did you hear that?

2205
01:59:08,920 --> 01:59:10,320
Let me play that again for you.

2206
01:59:13,060 --> 01:59:14,480
By the time we get to you Saturday.

2207
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:15,900
We're going to be as Shane says.

2208
01:59:16,180 --> 01:59:16,540
Yoked.

2209
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:17,940
That was Jimmy Chin.

2210
01:59:17,940 --> 01:59:19,680
The director they replaced me with.

2211
01:59:20,180 --> 01:59:22,360
Saying by the time we get to Yosemite.

2212
01:59:23,000 --> 01:59:25,180
We're going to be as Shane said.

2213
01:59:25,580 --> 01:59:25,980
Yoked.

2214
01:59:26,660 --> 01:59:28,360
And you know Shane was.

2215
01:59:28,860 --> 01:59:29,180
Shane.

2216
01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:30,360
Shane was the runner.

2217
01:59:30,500 --> 01:59:31,720
Who I had working with me.

2218
01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:34,320
Who I effectively was giving a big break.

2219
01:59:34,380 --> 01:59:35,360
To being on this movie.

2220
01:59:36,060 --> 01:59:38,100
Shane stayed on after I got sacked.

2221
01:59:38,180 --> 01:59:39,160
Like a snake.

2222
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:39,740
Shane.

2223
01:59:39,980 --> 01:59:41,360
You're a snake if you're watching.

2224
01:59:41,900 --> 01:59:43,400
And as for you Jimmy Chin.

2225
01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:45,220
I was.

2226
01:59:45,340 --> 01:59:46,140
I'm sickened.

2227
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:46,680
And.

2228
01:59:46,920 --> 01:59:48,280
I'm sickened thinking about it.

2229
01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:50,220
But I was very sickened when I first saw it.

2230
01:59:52,320 --> 01:59:53,640
Yeah Chin baby.

2231
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:55,900
I've just seen the movie there.

2232
01:59:55,980 --> 01:59:57,920
The cut of you saying you're yoked.

2233
01:59:58,060 --> 02:00:00,600
This isn't the last you've heard of the Raven boy.

2234
02:00:00,680 --> 02:00:01,840
Rawr. Rawr.

2235
02:00:01,940 --> 02:00:02,480
Connor.

2236
02:00:02,480 --> 02:00:04,420
You're a spooker.

2237
02:00:04,420 --> 02:00:04,920
you

2238
02:00:04,920 --> 02:00:06,980
you