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Located beneath the armrest you find couples and a mobile phone storage unit.

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What's the word when you're saying something illegal about someone?

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Slanderous.

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About Mick Asalo.

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I was telling you about Mick Asalo's cream box that he has in his car.

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And before you know it, the stream got goosed.

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Does anybody know what was the last thing that happened?

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Because when I found out it was too late.

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I had just bagged a silver trophy at the end of the race.

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And I was basking in the glory of that.

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I was basking in that glory and I don't know when or where the showbiz.ie.

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So we were at showbiz.ie.

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Okay, let's have a little look here.

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That's where we are.

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That's where we are now.

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Did we get to...

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Did we get to this?

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No fucking hell, I did the whole thing.

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I was gone for five minutes.

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And then I realised it had gone down.

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That's Mick Asalo.

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Okay.

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I need to get back on top here with everything that's gone on.

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Bypat.

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I want to say a big thank you to a rake of absolute legendaros.

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Starting with Bypat.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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Maybe I can make the names pop up again somehow.

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I don't know.

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There we go.

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Bypat, thank you very much.

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You didn't hear any of it.

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Fucking hell.

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Okay.

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Thanks so much for that anyway, Bypat.

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And everybody who's sticking with this.

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Despite a sabotage...

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Sabbatical.

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Attempt to fucking sabotage what I'm doing here.

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Jalmac, thank you very much.

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What did you guys get up to while I was gone?

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I headed down to the slutty vegan truck.

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And got myself a real beauty of a slutty vegan burger.

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Graham Lasseau was down there.

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Thank you very much, Graham.

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He was serving fristle bits.

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And he had like a burger made of mushrooms.

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It was like a mushy burger.

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Big, thick, meaty mushroom.

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Don't know where he sourced those from.

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I think he might have sourced them from Asia.

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Dylan96.ie.

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Dylan96.ie.

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Thank you very much, Dylan.

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Dotie.

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That's very kind of you, Dylan.

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Glad that you got to see the race anyway.

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Where is Francis?

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I don't know.

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He's having a sabbatical at the moment.

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He's renting the ch-

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He's being a good guy.

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Look, I'm not his-

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He's not my kind of style.

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I'm not his style.

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But he's a good guy.

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He's got a good channel.

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And he's loaning the channel out to me.

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At a great rate.

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Mates rates.

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Vegan farts.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Maybe you were down at the slutty vegan as well.

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You got yourself a slutty vegan burger.

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If so, well done, man.

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It's a great hub.

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It's a great place to network as well.

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Coolie, man.

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Thanks so much, cool dude.

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You're rocking the main stage, dude.

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So we had some exclusive stories from the Celtic Tiger.

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Height to the Celtic Tiger period here.

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Where Bon Jovi, Pele, and Kating were in Dublin.

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And Gardie took my CBD.

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Thank you very much.

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Are you still in hospital?

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Great to see you again.

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You always bring a cool, crisp, premium smile to my face.

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Loving the lush and full goatee.

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You're powering through those face follicle pipes.

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Don't ever change.

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I'm never going to change, man.

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Don't you ever change.

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Thanks very much for that.

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You're doing it and you're doing it with a plop.

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Thanks, man.

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All the best, bud.

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Cheers.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Vegan oversteer Cactus F1.

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Thank you very much as well.

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ZeroDip.ie

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Play Stardew.

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I'll try and get him to play Stardew,

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but he probably won't play it.

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Let's be honest here.

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He's probably not going to play that game.

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It doesn't look like the kind of game he'd play.

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Although, what would I know?

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I don't know anything.

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Look, we need to get going here.

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The stream has just...

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It's gone completely tits up.

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Thanks to YouTube.

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And the Mikasalo creamy conspiracy.

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I'm getting texts at the moment.

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There's a WhatsApp chat group I'm in with Johnny Ronan, the Robotnik, and Mikasalo.

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And they say there's some kind of creamy conspiracy going on.

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Eddie Jordan is actually blowing on his saxophone cream pipe out of his gaff in front of a full moon.

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It's a beautiful silhouette.

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And the noises that are being made are summoning the beasts, which have laid dormant for many years.

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Those beasts are going to come alive tonight and take apart, rip to shreds, the absolute fucking snakes that took down this stream.

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And you are snakes.

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Almost six o'clock.

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But anyway, Denise Richards was in the crowd, watching her boyfriend, Richie Sambora, playing the sold-out venue of Croke Park.

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Our snappers were on high alert, but sadly, we never spotted her.

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So there was a rumour there that Denise Richards was in the audience, but it was a rumour that was sadly never confirmed by photographic evidence.

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The next day, who was down at Easton signing books?

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None other than Pele, the greatest footballer of all time.

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He was hanging around the town the weekend promoting his autobiographies, plural, with a couple of very sexy Samba dancers.

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Samba dancers in tow.

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And there's one of the sexy Samba dancers in Easton's.

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And if you're around Easton's in the next few days, then pop in, because Ivan Yates is going to be releasing his brand new novella,

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which is Yates on Plates 2 Reloaded Maximum, where he's branching out from the traditional cookbook fair,

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and he's going to hit you with a big thick slice of fiction.

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Gripping stuff.

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Some cunt from the Booker Prize said it's actually got a whiff of suspicion about it.

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But it's got all the hallmarks of a Dean Kuntz, with a splash of Amos.

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It's got notes of Maeve Binchy in it.

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And a big, fat, massive dollop.

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Of Matt Cooper.

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Who provides the book with an epic epilogue.

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You don't want to miss out.

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Get down there tomorrow.

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The World Cup winner saw the biggest turnout for a book signed in the history of Easton's.

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Yeah, sorry guys, you need to update that article because, well, with hindsight,

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we know that the biggest ever book launch at Easton's was Ivan Yates' On Plates.

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The quintessential cookbook.

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I'm blue in the face showing you it.

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I'm not going to show it again.

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And then, when the stock store announced he was due to appear in Easton's the night before on the Late Late Show.

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During an interview with Pat Kenny.

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We'll try and find that now.

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And, finally, Irish singer Ronan Keaton was also on the chat show at the weekend.

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Hinted there may be an interest of Boys Down Reunion after watching Take That Live.

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But after he was finished promoting his new album.

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Great stuff.

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As we know, they all got back together in the end.

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Let's have a quick look.

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See if we can find that Pat Kenny and Pele interview.

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Sounds riveting.

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And there we have it.

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For RTE, not ABC Nightline or in the United States system.

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Okay, so we don't have Pat Kenny and Pele.

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We do have this.

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You should have shaved before you did that, Brendan.

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How are you?

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You're a censor.

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How dare you?

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Uh, what?

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Gayborn and you are, um, you're unstoppable arseholes.

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You arseholes.

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Thank you very much.

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You piece of shit.

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Okay, that's the wrong one.

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We'll go back to the track.

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Back to the, back to the track.

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Back to the track and we'll see if we can get a gold on this.

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Goldie Hawn sends her regards.

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She was asking for you the other day.

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At the cons-a-thon we were, we were holding.

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It was a fun drink.

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Thank you.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Are we good?

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Are we good?

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Are we good?

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Are we good?

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Are we back?

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The Gooser, thank you very much.

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I want to say a big thank you to Darren Loves Kenny.

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Play Dark Souls.

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I won't because it's too much.

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Mossy Collins sells sausages.

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And Gridrain741.

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Conzo, just to be clear, the private emergency service of elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force are working at YouTube's behest on their new cloud open compute project hardware.

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Completely unrelated to live streaming.

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Good luck with the rest of the stream.

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Let's do this.

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Fair play for everyone who's sticking by this stream.

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We're up against it.

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The gods want to take us down.

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The cabal.

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And I was actually talking to Gemma O'Doherty the other day about live streaming and how to fucking upgrade my stream to a better kind of stream.

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She was saying that I need to get rid of the green screen and put an Irish flag and a bower on and then a flag there and then maybe change what I'm talking about.

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I said, why?

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She said, people don't want to hear about cars.

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I said, what do they want to hear, Gemma?

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And I can't repeat what she said.

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Because I won't have a channel then.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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But we will get going.

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We're going to keep going.

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She said it's the cabal.

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Okay?

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She said it's the cabal.

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And you know about the cabal.

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I even had a job with the cabal.

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I was working with the cabal for a few days, a few weeks ago.

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How's it going, guys?

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Just wanted to check in with you and let you know about the global corporate cabal,

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which is actually taking over Ireland at an alarming rate and pace.

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I've actually had an offer to become their PR strategist.

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So I'm going to be here until forever.

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The cabal really know where they're going.

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They've got a great fucking future ahead of them.

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And I think if I can get my foot in the door there,

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I'm going to be bringing the cabal on a fucking two-way extraordinary adventure.

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to Tato Park.

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Aboard the back of my new fucking SLK.

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Genuine Celica.

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There's only three Saturdays left until the full moon brings about a new beast upon our fucking shores.

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That one.

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We've yet to see you.

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00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:05,400
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

264
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,380
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

265
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,560
But believe you and me,

266
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,220
I'm going to fucking kill someone.

267
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,640
Want a discerning taste in life?

268
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,980
You know where to go.

269
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,620
Hit the links on a fucking Friday weekday's Fortnite.

270
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,980
And smack a few balls down the par five.

271
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,280
Make it onto the green and two when you're looking for an eagle loop-a-de-loo.

272
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,880
Start slicing that lime.

273
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,260
Take off the plastic wrap off the neck of the goose.

274
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,520
And throttle the bottle until you pour out your heart's content into an ice bucket.

275
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,940
Make sure the goose cloud warning lights are on.

276
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:45,620
Because you're about to get strong-armed by a couple of geese.

277
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,660
The gaggle of your last contempt.

278
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:53,380
As you walk the fairway down to the sand bunk of destruction.

279
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,340
Whip out the pudding machine.

280
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:59,920
And give that ball a fuck smack into the hole of life.

281
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,540
Always, always remember to sip your goose responsibly.

282
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:08,600
Otherwise you're going to end up being dug out of a goose bunker by the goose cops.

283
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,080
World's best tasting vodka.

284
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:37,300
Big shout-out.

285
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,380
Big shout-out to the cabal there, guys.

286
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,840
Big shout-out to the cabal.

287
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,460
They're doing a great fucking pile of work.

288
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,660
And more power to them.

289
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,100
Let's get back on the track here.

290
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:55,260
I'll read any messages and all that kind of shabazzle by the end of the track.

291
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,580
Farfurta, I know that you've got something.

292
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,420
You always do have something good to tell us.

293
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,500
And I can't wait to get there.

294
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,560
Hopefully it isn't related to the koalas that you killed last week.

295
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,340
But thanks very much for the tip.

296
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,100
I hope you're doing well.

297
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,780
Yeah, it's cabalistic working for the cabal.

298
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,080
Play Dark Souls, you wuss.

299
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,260
Look, man.

300
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,260
I'm not... I'm a driver, okay?

301
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,380
I'm an avid driver.

302
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,680
I like to drive my way through life.

303
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,060
Drive time.

304
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,300
Do you know what I mean?

305
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,660
I'm not a dark solar.

306
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,300
Although I've been known to be a bit of a dark horse.

307
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,160
Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much.

308
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,780
Definitely not a dark solar.

309
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:56,300
And I was very, very, very shocked and appalled at the non-gold trofenado.

310
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,100
Niall Ruggent, how are you getting on, bud?

311
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,260
How are you doing?

312
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,880
Which, I mean, that's the cabal.

313
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,700
You know, they want to take down...

314
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:18,660
They want to take down anything that stops them from achieving their globalist agenda.

315
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,280
And I'm completely on board with that.

316
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,480
I said, sign me up.

317
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,700
I can be an agent of change.

318
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,880
Because it's... it's... it's... it's all about business.

319
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,620
It's all about business.

320
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,760
With those guys.

321
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,220
They're actually really nice.

322
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,600
Yeah, we were on there.

323
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,840
We were on a yacht there the other day.

324
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,400
And the cabal had invited everyone over.

325
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:52,060
We were all sat around discussing where next for Ireland.

326
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,300
And, uh...

327
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,300
I got up to raise a toast and started tapping on the glass with a fork.

328
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,200
And I said, hear ye, hear ye.

329
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,920
Who doesn't want to facilitate cabalistics?

330
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,700
And the leader of the cabal got up and said, who the fuck is this guy?

331
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,260
I said, you know well who I am.

332
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,440
You little... you little gremlin.

333
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,180
Because he looked like a fucking gremlin.

334
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:22,060
He looked like... he looked like Gizmo.

335
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,240
In fairness to him.

336
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,000
Who was one of the cute kind of gremlins.

337
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,440
But he was shocked.

338
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,440
But he was also very, very impressed with the balls.

339
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,100
The sheer balls that I had to...

340
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,100
To not only come aboard his yacht and eat his food.

341
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,460
But also to call him a gremlin to his face.

342
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,020
But I... I quit... there was a few gasps.

343
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,840
But I... I quickly turned it around on its head.

344
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:49,980
And said...

345
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,980
You're the gremlin...

346
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,600
Of our hearts.

347
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,000
And of our minds.

348
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,540
And everybody started clapping.

349
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:01,860
And I said, yeah!

350
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,740
Keep clapping everyone.

351
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:07,480
And the gremlin then got up.

352
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:08,920
Took a bow.

353
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,400
And then cried three tears.

354
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,820
One for gremlins 2.

355
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,600
The new batch.

356
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,660
Another...

357
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,140
For Greta Thunberg.

358
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,720
And a third and final tear.

359
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,460
I'll leave that for you to...

360
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:27,380
To decide what that tear was about.

361
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,340
Answers on a postcard, please.

362
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,660
Tell you something.

363
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,920
There's gonna be plenty of tears from fucking Daniel Nakamura.

364
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,420
After I've...

365
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,420
Absolutely cream shafted...

366
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,400
Into gold, baby!

367
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:43,900
Woo!

368
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,260
Gold trove.

369
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:46,300
Go on.

370
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:47,700
Yes.

371
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:48,860
Yes!

372
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,800
Come on!

373
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:50,800
Woo!

374
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:51,880
Come on!

375
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,160
Go on.

376
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,560
Yes!

377
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:55,720
Yes!

378
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,700
Come on!

379
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:57,640
Woo!

380
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:58,720
Come on!

381
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,460
I don't like that tune.

382
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,820
Can we change the tune there, please?

383
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,220
Can we change the tune there, guys?

384
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
Yeah, that...

385
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,020
That'll do.

386
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,920
That'll do.

387
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,360
Niall Ruge and thank you very much, Conzo.

388
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:30,020
I'm embroiled in an intellectual property dispute with my uncreative friend and thief.

389
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:30,640
Ha!

390
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,320
Any tips on suing him?

391
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,500
I appreciate your consultancy.

392
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
Well, I...

393
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,500
We need to get into the office and talk about that.

394
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,400
You need to show me some proof, evidence and files.

395
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,420
We'll get going on that.

396
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,540
So, I can get in touch with you.

397
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,640
I'll get in touch with Sandico Lanan.

398
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,360
He's a good buddy of mine.

399
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,520
A financial extravagandor.

400
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
And a pure, unadulterated male model.

401
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,140
And a pure, unadulterated male model.

402
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:04,180
He's the guy who actually is seen driving the gooser when I'm dancing in the iconic scene

403
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:07,100
from Beside the Green, just before we were arrested.

404
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:11,240
And you can see him there.

405
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,520
He's just in the front.

406
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,520
Might actually be a bit too...

407
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,580
See if we can zoom in there.

408
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,240
That's Sandico there.

409
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,220
Real good buddy of mine.

410
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:29,920
An exemplary financier and an all-round saboteur.

411
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,120
Sand, if you're watching Sandball...

412
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,120
Love you baby.

413
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,120
Squat.

414
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,220
Yes.

415
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,280
Yes.

416
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,320
Come on.

417
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,380
Woo.

418
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,320
Come on.

419
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,620
Right, let's do this.

420
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,460
Let's get going.

421
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,420
Hi Connor, Jamie here.

422
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,880
Just a quick thank you for getting me hooked on the Great Goose.

423
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,540
You've greatly enhanced your reputation.

424
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,360
Unlike those NCT bastards.

425
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,160
Thanks so much, Jamie.

426
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,400
Play Dark Souls.

427
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,660
It's too much for me.

428
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:06,300
I can't be going back and back and back and back and redoing it.

429
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,820
And I know that you don't want to watch that.

430
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,660
This is from...

431
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:17,340
Farfurda has just chimed in with news about the koalas.

432
00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:23,840
Being responsible for the death of 20 koala bears is something I'm not willing to accept.

433
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,220
My legal team strongly advised me to keep quiet.

434
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,040
But I couldn't help myself.

435
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:36,120
When the attorney was reading my charges, I smashed my glass and told him to suck an egg.

436
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,120
Good man Farfur.

437
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,120
Good man Farfur.

438
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,900
Don't take any shit from those solicitors.

439
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,540
And you might be trying to coerce you into admitting your guilt.

440
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,920
Don't do it.

441
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,140
Stay true to your values.

442
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,820
It's a lovely Maserati kind of day.

443
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,640
Thanks for sticking with us on the stream everyone.

444
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,060
We've had a few interruptions.

445
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,840
A few fucking shots in the dark from the cabalistas.

446
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,720
The gremolados.

447
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,120
But we're going to get through it.

448
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,680
And we're getting gold.

449
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,140
They can't stop us from getting gold.

450
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,580
Even if they wanted to, they can't.

451
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,360
Slive the new dry V days.

452
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,560
On a 40 foot bust wave.

453
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,380
Modric.

454
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,320
Modric.

455
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,300
Modric.

456
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,300
Modric.

457
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,380
Modric.

458
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,380
Modric.

459
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,380
Modric.

460
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,420
Modric.

461
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,420
Modric.

462
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,320
Modric.

463
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:32,440
Modric.

464
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,400
Modric.

465
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,340
Modric.

466
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,320
Squat.

467
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:38,700
Yes.

468
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:39,860
Yes.

469
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:40,860
Come on.

470
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:41,780
Woo.

471
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:42,860
Come on.

472
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,300
Nice bit of Modric wave there.

473
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:49,380
Coming right at you like Owen Murphy featuring Cleopatra.

474
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,920
Thanks very much bud.

475
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,320
Would you ever get gold or are you just a poser?

476
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,620
Says Owen Murphy.

477
00:25:57,740 --> 00:25:59,100
You've just seen me get gold man.

478
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,980
Thanks for the tip.

479
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,480
But you're going to have to fucking rewind the clock and have a look there.

480
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,280
Is your tip.

481
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040
You're just a harness.

482
00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,080
Thank you very much.

483
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:11,340
Who's on the roster here?

484
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,480
Race details.

485
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,000
Can we see who's on the roster?

486
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,380
We're just going to go for it.

487
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,600
Hell for leather.

488
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,940
Here we go.

489
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,860
The Autopolis.

490
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,780
Plopping big time.

491
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,220
Well the rest of these guys are going to be plopping big time.

492
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:33,100
When they see me breeze past in the Konzo mobile.

493
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:39,040
I think maybe this is a more immersive kind of situation here.

494
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,060
I know the uh.

495
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:42,380
I know you like the cockpit but I mean.

496
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:42,940
Fuck it.

497
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,520
I like to see a nice vast landscape.

498
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:47,320
Is your tip.

499
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Dot.

500
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,280
I.E.

501
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:48,960
Con.

502
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,240
Me ladies.

503
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,480
Left bollock.

504
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,240
Thank you very much.

505
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,140
Hope you're doing well bud.

506
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:03,900
Hope all your assets are consolidated into a fucking lovely little con ball.

507
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:06,300
Roll that down the hill.

508
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,380
Let it collect some dust.

509
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:09,720
Tweed.

510
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,620
And grass.

511
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,320
Shake your booty.

512
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,080
Thank you very much.

513
00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:16,520
And then hide that con ball from eyes.

514
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,280
Bury it in the sand.

515
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,540
The sand dunes out at Enniskrone.

516
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,680
I have a holiday home out there.

517
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,060
We can do business the next time.

518
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:30,960
If you're ever out that way.

519
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,440
Colin Rose the Canadian.

520
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,320
And Tommy Olsen the Danish.

521
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,420
The Danitzvra.

522
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:39,740
Oh is it Norwegian?

523
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,900
I always get mixed up between those flags.

524
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,000
But it's the same Scandinavian landmass anyway.

525
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,360
So we won't.

526
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,380
Won't come down on me too hard there.

527
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,960
For my geographical no nonsense.

528
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,340
And up ahead of me it's Frankie Hubbard.

529
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,700
Raiding the cupboards.

530
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,860
See you later Frank.

531
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:02,740
Good luck.

532
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,880
He's eating my dust.

533
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:11,440
Another one of the Japanese bad boys in the Mazda up above.

534
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,160
Fatushi Endo.

535
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:17,800
And Yanwu of the States.

536
00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:21,840
Yeah.

537
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:22,700
That was great.

538
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,280
Endo just got rear endoed there.

539
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,160
Cons wave.

540
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,940
It's a total demolition here of the opposition.

541
00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:40,180
Don't think I've actually ever seen such a comprehensive demolition of opposition in my time.

542
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,800
It's a sweet situation to be in.

543
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,440
And I'm very proud.

544
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,640
Very proud of where we've come on Mercedes Pellegrino.

545
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:51,740
We started small.

546
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,680
We built it big.

547
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,380
Build it and they will come.

548
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,420
Final lap guys.

549
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,800
It's only a two lap affair.

550
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,440
But don't worry.

551
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,440
We're going to get there.

552
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,100
Toyota.

553
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,560
See you later.

554
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,800
See you later.

555
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,440
Good luck.

556
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,200
Bye bye.

557
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,640
Back to the cockpit we go.

558
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360
This is nice.

559
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,260
This is creamy.

560
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,260
This is dreamy.

561
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,860
Let's break it up.

562
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,120
Send the Hyundai right into the barrier there.

563
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:28,280
Nice car.

564
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:32,200
Really a big fan of the Hyundai's.

565
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,060
Really like what they've done.

566
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,060
With their latest batch.

567
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,560
Fresh out of the fucking ovens.

568
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,200
It's a real toasty catalog.

569
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,900
Fuck that man.

570
00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:52,060
I was driving an executive Tucson the other day.

571
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,620
It was absolutely cream loaded.

572
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:59,640
Mika Salo was in the back.

573
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:01,200
Spaced out of it man.

574
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,220
Salo.

575
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,500
And a hundred days of Sodom.

576
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,280
It was Sodom and Gomorrah at the back.

577
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,240
Because he brought his pail of cream.

578
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:12,280
With him.

579
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:12,900
I told him.

580
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,940
Unfortunately Mika.

581
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,960
My glove box is not chilled.

582
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,140
So your cream.

583
00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,080
Already sour.

584
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,220
Is going to actually be an absolute fucking sour pus.

585
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,160
By the end of things.

586
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,260
And it wasn't his pus sour.

587
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,680
When I told him that.

588
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,960
Mika Salo of course.

589
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,420
A man who lives fast.

590
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,440
And dies hard.

591
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,140
He's never died.

592
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:39,720
And.

593
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,160
He's the Finnish creamer.

594
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,880
That's what he's known as.

595
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,540
Mika Hakkinen refuses.

596
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,560
To spend time alone in a room with him.

597
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:55,940
Fucking hell man.

598
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,800
I tried to ask Salo what the story was with that.

599
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,540
And he just.

600
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,280
He goes to me.

601
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,020
Mika Hakkinen.

602
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,640
More like Mika Hakkensack.

603
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,400
And.

604
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,200
I.

605
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,320
I.

606
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,860
I don't know what that meant.

607
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,400
To be honest.

608
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:11,940
Just went.

609
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,240
I was like.

610
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:13,740
Yeah.

611
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,220
Good one.

612
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:14,620
Good one.

613
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:15,180
Good one.

614
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,600
Good one.

615
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:16,800
Yes.

616
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,120
Yes.

617
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,460
No.

618
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,140
Come on.

619
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:21,580
Fuck.

620
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,000
Oh yeah.

621
00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:22,520
I got the gold.

622
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:23,040
Great.

623
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:23,640
Yes.

624
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,120
Go on.

625
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:25,480
Yes.

626
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,620
Yes.

627
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Come on.

628
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:28,560
Woo.

629
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:29,620
Come on.

630
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:30,940
Get in there.

631
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,480
Get in.

632
00:31:33,480 --> 00:32:03,460
Get in there.

633
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:16,720
Just looking at the times business section guys.

634
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,560
There's a new 21 story tower being developed in Galway.

635
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:28,760
I wonder if Roanatnik has anything to do with this.

636
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:29,600
He hasn't told me.

637
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:29,680
Okay.

638
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:36,040
Look at that.

639
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,320
We're going to get a Ferris.

640
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,840
They're going to get a Ferris wheel as well.

641
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:46,540
So they're going to completely knock down the old bus station and all that stuff back there.

642
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,920
The old train station.

643
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,300
That looks impressive.

644
00:32:52,300 --> 00:33:02,260
The skyline of Galway City will be altered significantly if plans lodge for an eight acre site adjacent to the railway station just off of a fair square.

645
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,360
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

646
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:05,820
That looks brilliant.

647
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,480
That looks brilliant.

648
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,880
That's going to be amazing.

649
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,420
See in that little area here.

650
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:12,420
This little area.

651
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,460
This little area.

652
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,160
That's going to be amazing.

653
00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:23,600
And they've got this Trocadero, Trocadalacaloolar kind of great potential there.

654
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:24,800
Commercial potential.

655
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,760
A lot of those lets there.

656
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,380
Great, great commercial potential.

657
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,260
It's going to be the new Shop Street.

658
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,580
It's going to be the new Shop Street guys.

659
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,200
I wonder if Philip Green has heard about this.

660
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,100
We might even see the return of Laura.ie.

661
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:55,200
Peter Andre and Katie Price's favourite Irish boutique of the Celtic Tiger years.

662
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,920
Laura.ie.

663
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,560
Sadly closed.

664
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,100
But I mean.

665
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,480
The boom is coming back man.

666
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,360
The boom is coming back with a punch.

667
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:05,900
With a bang.

668
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,620
Eddie Hobbs was mentioning yesterday afternoon.

669
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:14,040
That the sound of the boom.

670
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,900
The sonic boom.

671
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:21,400
Which is created when we hit a boom time.

672
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,200
He says he heard that.

673
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,620
He said he heard it yesterday afternoon.

674
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,320
Quarter past three.

675
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,940
When he was drinking a cup of tea in his gaff.

676
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,240
He thought it was thunder and lightning.

677
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,860
One of the storms.

678
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:36,620
Dennis or.

679
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,260
He said Connor.

680
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:39,860
Do you know what?

681
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:40,820
It wasn't.

682
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,760
It was the fucking boom man.

683
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,960
And then he began to shed three tears.

684
00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:50,180
One for sonic boom.

685
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,400
The sound.

686
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,620
Another for sonic boom.

687
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,580
The band.

688
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,760
And a third and final tear.

689
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,500
For Greta Thunberg.

690
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,800
And her cause.

691
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,080
I put the phone down.

692
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,700
Because I couldn't breathe.

693
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,660
Speaking at the launch of the plan development.

694
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,280
Economist Alan O'Hearn.

695
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,460
director of the Whitaker Institute at NUI.

696
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,080
said the economic impact.

697
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,000
Will be the equivalent of a large multinational.

698
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,880
Creating 600 jobby doodos.

699
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,160
During construction over six years.

700
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,480
2,700 jobs in retail and tourism.

701
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,020
When the scheme is complete.

702
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:32,940
Dr. O'Hearn.

703
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,040
Dr. O'Hearn and Augustine Hill.

704
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,040
Dr. O'Hearn and Augustine Hill.

705
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,240
Dr. O'Hearn was consistent with sustainable living.

706
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,700
Dr. O'Hearn mused.

707
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,720
That Augustine Hill was going to be the cyberdyne of now.

708
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:45,940
Galway is finished.

709
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,580
Now we are in Galboomland.

710
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:54,640
He also said that its centrality will mitigate against urban sprawl.

711
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,560
In a city where the infrastructure is under severe pressure.

712
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,580
I know that pressure like no one else.

713
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:06,340
If you ever tried to drive around Galway in the rush hour.

714
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,040
You'll know.

715
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,380
It's like banging your head off of a wall.

716
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,780
It's severely underdeveloped.

717
00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:17,360
In the road network infrastructure sector.

718
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,700
The main tenants will be young professionals.

719
00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,940
Yuppie duppy doodos.

720
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,080
Don't worry.

721
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,400
When these buildings get put up.

722
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,040
We'll be fucking boxing them in.

723
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,380
There'll be lads coming up.

724
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,720
They're going to be coming over via freight.

725
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,280
Sandico Lanan has actually commandeered a freight train.

726
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,460
He's secured that from America.

727
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,040
Where they don't use trains as much as over here.

728
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,980
And he said that he's going to be actually fucking boxcar.

729
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:49,960
And yuppies in from every corner of Europe.

730
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:53,720
Asia.

731
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:56,540
Australia.

732
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:58,720
You name it.

733
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,280
The United States of Asia.

734
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,540
The fucking Latatio Nice.

735
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:07,820
Spicy bag.

736
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:08,740
Thanks very much.

737
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,860
Spice bags are not going to be available down in Augustine Hill.

738
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,280
Why?

739
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,960
Because that's only scum fare.

740
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:23,300
The guys down at Augustine Hill only specialize in Michelin star eateries.

741
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:27,180
That's Michelin star quality grub.

742
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:30,600
We've got the Falun and Bilbo's.

743
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,400
We've got the Burners.

744
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,100
We've got the Lacrovaners.

745
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:41,040
We've got the Matt Coopers interspitial race bag house.

746
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,580
It's going to be opening up in Augustine Hill.

747
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,140
Five Michelin stars.

748
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,700
And it hasn't even opened yet.

749
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,000
Try and get a ticket guys.

750
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:51,880
Please try.

751
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,160
The main tenants will be yuppies.

752
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,660
You'll see more high tech businesses moving to Galev that will attract talent.

753
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,260
No shit.

754
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,240
Connor Williams is going to be opening up his own pop-up boutique locking box.

755
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,180
You need a key to get in.

756
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:13,140
And you need help to escape.

757
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:16,640
But when you do escape, your mind will have been purified.

758
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,540
And you'll have some great stock options at your fingertips too.

759
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,920
Because I'm going to be giving away some great leads.

760
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,300
Public spaces.

761
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:28,380
Look at that.

762
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,280
It's like Barcelona.

763
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,100
More than 50% of Augustine Hill will be designated as public space.

764
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,380
So that's going to be another.

765
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,460
Forget the Spanish arch.

766
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,220
You're going to have a lot of students getting pissed down here now.

767
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:53,700
Maybe we'll have to put up some high-pitched noise to try and deter the piss heads from getting pissed down there.

768
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,380
I don't know.

769
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,960
It's hard to deal with them.

770
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,920
The problem is they bring a lot of character to the city as well.

771
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,000
So you can't actually cleanse the city.

772
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,660
I was saying that.

773
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,420
I was having this conversation.

774
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,660
Anon, thank you very much.

775
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:16,040
I was having the conversation with Jemzo yesterday.

776
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:17,660
I was like, you can't cleanse the city.

777
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,660
And she was like, why not?

778
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,320
And I said, it's just not done.

779
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,300
The proposed development will also include a number of environmentally friendly elements.

780
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,160
Vulture Fund.

781
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:40,020
Include the use of solar panels, green walls, and wild roof gardens to attract bees and nesting birds.

782
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,420
More on this as and when we get it.

783
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,620
And we do have lots of it.

784
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,660
But we have to return to the race at the moment.

785
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,140
Come on.

786
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,500
Yes.

787
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,660
Yes.

788
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,660
Come on.

789
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:50,600
Woo.

790
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:51,660
Come on.

791
00:39:52,040 --> 00:40:02,740
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

792
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:10,080
Every story has a beginning. Ours begins here in the Italian Alps during the Belle Epoque,

793
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:18,420
which was a silly old period when aristocrats, poets, and politicians met at the Grand Hotel and enjoyed the good life.

794
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:27,600
From here we've travelled the globe. Aqua San Pellegrino, Shietta, Ovankia, exporting the Italian excellence.

795
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:38,100
Aqua San Pellegrino, Salasta Marina, oranges, what have you seen, big beach balls, fashion, whatever you got, design.

796
00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:43,000
We had the gaseous water while you did it. Even your drinking and your food.

797
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:53,520
London, New York, Perigi, Dublin, Donkey, Greystones, Greece. We've got what we have brought all around the world is our unique brand of nurturing.

798
00:40:54,040 --> 00:41:01,520
We want to nurture you for the next 120 years, you tasteful bastards. Thanks, guys.

799
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:14,500
Let's do this, Maserati Dreams.

800
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:24,260
Connor Williams steamrolling the opposition out of the race.

801
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,960
Antonio Peltolla of Norway.

802
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,660
Couldn't handle the cons.

803
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,120
Kendrick Lang.

804
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:35,400
The Germanian Genesis Coupe Creamer.

805
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:37,520
Sadly left in my wake.

806
00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,180
A trail of destruction.

807
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,020
A trail of silver and bronze.

808
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,360
Tonight is my time.

809
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:48,620
Tonight is my time.

810
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:48,640
Tonight is my time.

811
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,760
Thank you very much, Anon, for your tip.

812
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,820
Connor, what do you think about them banning minty fags in May?

813
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,300
Don't smoke them myself.

814
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,300
I was a big fan of the consulations there back in the day, but not anymore.

815
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,580
Not I hate me.

816
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,980
But Civic Road, man, thank you very much.

817
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,640
Yeah, it was cool.

818
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,660
The smoke was nice.

819
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,360
It was cool like a mountain stream.

820
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,880
But it was also carcinogenic.

821
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,180
Like a cancerous dream.

822
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:26,800
So it did used to say, cool as a mountain stream on the box.

823
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:31,780
But they've done away with branding and all that kind of stuff anymore.

824
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,980
So big lips.

825
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:33,700
Thank you very much.

826
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:39,940
Consolation prize.

827
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,660
That you won't be smoking fags.

828
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:43,380
How about that?

829
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,780
It's vapes anymore.

830
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,200
Frank Esconis.

831
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,160
Thank you very much.

832
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:55,780
I was reading Fifty Shades of Sodom there the last day.

833
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,100
Loads of creamy screaming in there if you're interested, big man.

834
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:02,240
I'm not really, no, but I mean, I might give it a whistle.

835
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:08,960
Marquis de Sade was asking for you at the Sade house last night.

836
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,580
He wanted to throw on a scone set.

837
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,900
An actual set of scones that he'd been baking in his dungeon.

838
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:22,700
But nobody was, nobody was interested.

839
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:26,840
I'm not surprised after the stories you hear coming out of his fucking, his gaff.

840
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,560
The FR Challenge Race 3.

841
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,300
Condelo Pork.

842
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,360
Thank you very much.

843
00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:35,760
And thanks very much, Magooch, for the fiscal dynamics.

844
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:40,080
It's the FR Challenge Race 3.

845
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,880
Let's do it.

846
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,640
From here to everywhere and back again.

847
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,860
Connor Williams.

848
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:53,500
Rob Spuwack.

849
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,500
Thank you very much.

850
00:43:57,020 --> 00:44:00,200
And we're at the Kyoto Driving Station.

851
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:00,200
And we're at the Kyoto Driving Station.

852
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,640
An absolute rip-a-roarer of a track.

853
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:10,280
Designed by myself and Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo on his day off.

854
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,420
Couldn't stop designing.

855
00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:18,520
Even for PlayStation and Polyphony Digital where he doesn't have any grounds being there.

856
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,620
You know, he's, he's, he's a platform dinosaur.

857
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,640
But I got him in.

858
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,100
Because he's a mate.

859
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,920
So he does owe me a favor.

860
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:36,060
We're trying to get Super Karnio past the development stage with him.

861
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,700
Which is basically a version of Mario but with me.

862
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,100
Just a guy who, he's not a, he's not a plumber but it's just me.

863
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,000
Who knows what he's talking about.

864
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,600
A guy who knows what he's talking about in a myriad of different environments.

865
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:59,200
Whether that's cars, money, lifestyle, music, film, art, literature.

866
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,060
I've done it all.

867
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:00,780
I've been there.

868
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,720
I bought the t-shirt.

869
00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:02,820
The awards.

870
00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,800
I had to fucking buy a shed.

871
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,180
From sheds.ie.

872
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,320
To fit all the awards in.

873
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,840
It was insane.

874
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,700
But they came out and fucking, they erected the shed.

875
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,700
It was a great little number, you know.

876
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:19,200
It's got a lock on it now.

877
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:26,400
And I put a Wi-Fi camera that I bought off Amazon.com for 45 euro.

878
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:31,700
It's got a Wi-Fi camera and I can see what's going on in that shed anytime.

879
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,420
There's nothing going on.

880
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,280
It's just trophies.

881
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,580
But if anybody was to get in there, they would be recorded.

882
00:45:38,580 --> 00:45:46,820
And justice would be dispatched unto their greasy hands.

883
00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:50,140
Fumbling in their greasy tills with my trophies.

884
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,140
A lap to go.

885
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:56,520
A lap to go and we're already doing the dog on it.

886
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,900
Behind us is the Spaniard.

887
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:02,920
Iniesta Costa.

888
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,080
Freddy Manca.

889
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,020
The Italian creamster.

890
00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:09,280
Is in third.

891
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,760
And Rio Fukushi.

892
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:17,260
Is trailing in fourth place.

893
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,860
Trying to go as fast as his little Japanese tires will take him.

894
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,700
I say Japanese tires.

895
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,420
I think he might actually be rocking the Pirellis today.

896
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:31,780
Whereas myself, it's Pirelli or bust.

897
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,480
Pirelli or bust for me.

898
00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:39,380
And I get them custom made as well out in Tuscany.

899
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,020
Which isn't where they're actually manufactured.

900
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:43,860
But once they're made in the depot.

901
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:46,540
I get them shipped out to Tuscany.

902
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,000
To a vineyard there.

903
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,560
And I oversee the final touches on the tires.

904
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,040
Which include pouring.

905
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:59,460
I like to get a 25 year old bottle of Chianti.

906
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,860
And pour it over each tire.

907
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,980
And then I have a run off sump as well.

908
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:07,200
Which collects all that.

909
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,360
And we get fucking steamboat.

910
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,580
Steamboat willied after that.

911
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,060
Drinking that Chianti.

912
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:18,920
Which has lovely rubbery Pirelli-esque notes.

913
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,760
It has a lot of hints of tire.

914
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:30,900
And a fucking reek of rubber.

915
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,380
But that's the only way you do it.

916
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,640
That's the only way to do it.

917
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,020
Pirelli casket.

918
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,080
But I was speaking to Luigi yesterday afternoon.

919
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,560
He runs my vineyard over in Tusk.

920
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:50,280
And he said not to come over this year.

921
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,600
Because coronavirus is just fucking wrecking the gaff.

922
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,780
And there's a few confirmed cases out there.

923
00:47:58,820 --> 00:47:59,820
It's taken over.

924
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:01,160
It's taken over.

925
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,980
And it's another.

926
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:05,800
Another Corona Gold Trove.

927
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:06,800
Go on.

928
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:08,180
Yes.

929
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,320
Yes.

930
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:10,320
Come on.

931
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:11,280
Woo.

932
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:12,340
Come on.

933
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,820
Great stuff.

934
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,260
It's a great world.

935
00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:18,960
And we're living in it.

936
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,200
I've said that before.

937
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:20,960
I'll say it again.

938
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,200
It's a fantastic world.

939
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,860
Connor Williams.

940
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:25,860
First place.

941
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:27,700
Ahead of who?

942
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,280
Iniesta again.

943
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,980
Iniesta Costa.

944
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,860
Couldn't make the grade.

945
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:34,800
Couldn't cut it.

946
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,140
You know.

947
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,580
Frederici Manca.

948
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:37,920
No way.

949
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,340
Rio Fukushi.

950
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,660
Kept his fourth place.

951
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,420
Nico Tickinen.

952
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,200
The Finster.

953
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,620
Roadman did up to fifth place.

954
00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:52,440
Pierre Boyer of France.

955
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,260
Nowhere.

956
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,540
Luciano Anderson.

957
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,340
The Swedish Dreamer.

958
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,140
More like a Swedish nightmare, but in seventh place.

959
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,660
Sammy Medina of Britain.

960
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:07,800
Nowhere.

961
00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:09,240
Chris Gill.

962
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,260
Nowhere.

963
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,320
Johnny Takahashi.

964
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,080
Nowhere's town, USA.

965
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:18,560
Eric Rasmussen of Denmark.

966
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,040
You might as well be listening to The Rasmus.

967
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,460
That band that sang that song.

968
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:30,480
They're nowhere.

969
00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:32,920
Joan Rivas of Peru.

970
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,040
Don't even know if you know how to drive, Joan.

971
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,920
Don't even know if you know how to drive.

972
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,560
Drive the Groove Groggery Graze.

973
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,140
With a grey grey goose.

974
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:47,400
Nesting.

975
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,220
In its back lodger.

976
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,540
That's right.

977
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:56,300
Every one of these AMG hatch puzzlers comes with a spare room in the back.

978
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,520
It's easily rentable.

979
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,160
And quintessentially cuntish.

980
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,840
The current market.

981
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,960
The way things are.

982
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,120
Does allow me to rent that out.

983
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,200
That's just the way the country is at the moment.

984
00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:11,960
I'm going to do that.

985
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,080
It's just a business move.

986
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,400
It's not an ethical one.

987
00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:14,620
Look.

988
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:15,580
If it was up to me.

989
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:15,660
If it was up to me.

990
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:15,660
If it was up to me.

991
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:16,140
My hands.

992
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,120
I wouldn't do it.

993
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,640
And some would argue that it is up to me.

994
00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:21,880
But at the end of the day.

995
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:24,100
Do you know.

996
00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:27,540
The way the world is.

997
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:29,800
It really is like.

998
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,580
It isn't my fault.

999
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:37,760
That I'm renting the boot out to people as a house and a living space.

1000
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,920
That isn't my fault that that's happening.

1001
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,800
That's the world's fault at the moment.

1002
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:44,640
And unfortunately.

1003
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,780
I come under.

1004
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,620
A lot of people have been giving me grief about that.

1005
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:52,020
And I'm really upset about that.

1006
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,480
I really am.

1007
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:59,180
Time passes quickly.

1008
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:01,540
And you're about to receive your new S-Class.

1009
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,500
A vehicle you can be proud of.

1010
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,420
You can be proud of.

1011
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,960
In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features.

1012
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,860
And give you some operating hints.

1013
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:13,820
Operating hints.

1014
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,140
Nice band.

1015
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,420
It's a bit of a blunder fuck at this stage.

1016
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:26,200
The Japanese are toeing the line.

1017
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,340
Trying to fucking make sure everything's okay.

1018
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,460
But they've absolutely screwed the pooch.

1019
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,020
In a big, a big, big way.

1020
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,980
A lot of people still stuck on the boat.

1021
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:41,880
I have heard that there are no amenities on the boat.

1022
00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:43,860
Because everybody's infected.

1023
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,040
So they can't even, you know, put on a cabaret show.

1024
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:50,340
Or there's no swimming pool available.

1025
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,960
No jacuzzi breaks.

1026
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,140
No sauna or any of that.

1027
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,320
No social dancing.

1028
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:59,600
They've been loading a few Japanese lads onto the bus.

1029
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,660
Just outside the boat.

1030
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,020
I got, I could see there myself earlier on.

1031
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:05,600
I was down there.

1032
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:06,720
I had a pair of binoculars.

1033
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,200
They were just Japanese.

1034
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,360
There was no one else.

1035
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,040
No other nationality.

1036
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:19,160
We have to talk about the 2020 Olympic Games, of course, which are coming up in just a matter of months in Japan.

1037
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,760
You know, how this outbreak has been handled.

1038
00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:24,300
It must be raising concerns about this global event.

1039
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:24,940
Big time.

1040
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:24,940
Big time.

1041
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:25,040
Big time.

1042
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:25,780
Big time.

1043
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:31,300
And also, like, the Japanese, they want to put on a good show at the Olympiacos.

1044
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,820
It's not going to happen, man.

1045
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:39,980
I was telling this to Shigeru Miyamoto last night, the guy who made Super Mario.

1046
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,860
He just released a game called Mario and Sonic at the Olympics.

1047
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,680
And he's pulling his hair out saying, what's going to happen to that game?

1048
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:59,040
We've released a game and now there's a possibility there's going to be no Olympics because of the coronavirus.

1049
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:05,000
I said, Shigzy, you've done enough with the gaming community and the world at large.

1050
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:06,940
Fuck the Olympics, bud.

1051
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,360
And with that, we both toasted to the future.

1052
00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:14,640
A cool, crisp glass of sandpail mixed with good...

1053
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,040
Connor!

1054
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,460
We love you, huh?

1055
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,240
What?

1056
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:21,760
Yes?

1057
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:22,900
Yes!

1058
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:23,860
Come on!

1059
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,860
Woo!

1060
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:25,940
Come on!

1061
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:28,760
Great stuff.

1062
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:30,620
Great, great stuff there.

1063
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,840
Thanks very much for the news report.

1064
00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:36,040
Connor, if you're watching...

1065
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,720
Oh, that's me.

1066
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,560
Thanks, Connor.

1067
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:38,500
No.

1068
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,560
No problem.

1069
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,540
Thank you very much.

1070
00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:41,320
Thanks for having me.

1071
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:42,700
It's great to have you, cons.

1072
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:43,640
Thank you.

1073
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,040
No problem anytime.

1074
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:45,960
Squat!

1075
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,320
Yes!

1076
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,440
Yes!

1077
00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:49,400
Come on!

1078
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,520
Race four.

1079
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,100
Maserati Dreams.

1080
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,020
Chris DeBerg is just after texting me there.

1081
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,080
He says that himself...

1082
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,500
Sandico Lanan and Luigi O'Toole.

1083
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,000
And Luigi O'Toole.

1084
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,340
My vineyard inspector from Tuscany.

1085
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:10,640
He's just landed and they're going on an almighty Fallon and Burner.

1086
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:13,060
It's a closed door affair.

1087
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,280
You need a ticket to get in.

1088
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,840
But there's going to be a vast array of high class munch.

1089
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:30,140
Have a blast guys have a blast. I'm afraid I've got a business to take care of here race for in the FR challenge is coming up

1090
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:37,420
It's the penultimate race in the series. Yes, we have a gold for every one of the previous races

1091
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,400
We're gonna get another gold here

1092
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:44,560
First time I don't mind saying it first time

1093
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,420
There I said it again

1094
00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:51,800
Thanks very much everybody who's stuck with us through this

1095
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,700
sometimes tumultuous stream

1096
00:54:55,020 --> 00:55:02,020
The cabal are out in full force Mercedes bus. Thank you very much. I hope you're doing well bud

1097
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:12,480
Let's see now what we got going on here. I tried sending to you earlier. I saw Tommy slug was driving a Mercedes bus

1098
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:15,560
What you thinking Mercedes entering the mass transit market?

1099
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:20,660
Great to the more power to them. I think that's great. I'm only interested in the cars myself

1100
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,420
And I was watching that. Thank you very much Willie Harold. That's very very kind of you man

1101
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,880
Cruising in the sky base with Krista Berg what are the chances?

1102
00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:41,620
Max Darwin cheers bud Konzo is living the creamy cardigan dream. I am indeed. Thanks to you guys and Zyurik and Maxwell

1103
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:46,020
And the goose as well

1104
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:55,760
But getting back to the Mercedes mass transit yeah, that's great for slug he can do that but bus driving it's not for me

1105
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,980
I want to get behind the wheel of an absolute schemer

1106
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:08,120
Scheming for cream. Thank you very much and absolutely drive the fuck out of it on blue moon Bay Speedway, which I'm gonna do for you right now

1107
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:19,800
Mark Dargan dot ie thank you very much mark Dargan

1108
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,240
Leo Varacker just resigned as Taoiseach goose time

1109
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,680
Holy shizzle

1110
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,680
Let's have a little look here

1111
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,680
I heard

1112
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:42,360
There's gonna be some impressive shin wave release over the next couple of weeks Thomas Maroney is gonna be spearheading the shin wave extravaganza

1113
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:51,160
Do you know when you try and I was trying to type Leo Varacker there into Google but because I was saying shin wave I wrote Leo shin

1114
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,800
Delete that and Varadkar goes in

1115
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800
Franks Venatra thank you very much

1116
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:19,400
Yeah, yeah, for I care to resign yeah, for I care to resign look I knew that anyway, I didn't want to say it until it would till it is gone public mark

1117
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200
It's okay. I

1118
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,840
I okayed your message

1119
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:32,760
But yeah, I was actually talking to a fina go we were we were in a meeting earlier on myself and the fina goilers

1120
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:40,520
We were having a gwail off and getting really deep down dirty into the talks for what's going to be happening in the next government

1121
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,960
Look, Leo wants to oppose he's he's he's dying to oppose

1122
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,760
Um and be a strong opposition. That's what he wants

1123
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,640
And there's no talking him out of that

1124
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,760
So Leo

1125
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,840
I know you're watching bud

1126
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:07,560
Best of luck with the opposition and we'll see we'll see you tomorrow with the fallon and burn mukbang extravaganza

1127
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,840
Sandico

1128
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,600
Is there he sends his regards and he wants you to be okay?

1129
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,560
That's what he said

1130
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,360
Now let's get this gold for john

1131
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,560
For everyone

1132
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:36,840
The blue moon speedway express a beautiful track located in the right next to an airport. You can see the screamer

1133
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,600
The sky screamer

1134
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,040
Just carving out the deep blue above us

1135
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,280
And uh, you might want to stay in a real high gear here and really

1136
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,080
Steven lead them into the next lee into the river lee if you can

1137
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:58,360
Uh, unfortunately the river lee does not flow by blue moon bay

1138
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,680
Uh blue moon bay is in the states

1139
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,160
It's uh, nowhere near cork

1140
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,120
Unfortunately

1141
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,920
But i've driven to cork before uh numerous occasions

1142
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,400
It was the zurich life

1143
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,320
Classic golf tournament there a couple years ago

1144
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,000
Myself

1145
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,600
And uh, uh, kenny george

1146
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:30,600
And uh, kenny george

1147
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,400
Oisin lew

1148
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,520
And ivan dumalis

1149
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,600
Three guys who are absolute bullets

1150
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,160
That's the only way I can describe them

1151
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,080
Financially

1152
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,360
Fiscally

1153
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,040
Stylistically

1154
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,480
Artistically

1155
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,880
They can just do anything

1156
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,600
They're polymaths

1157
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,800
They're polymaths

1158
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,760
A bit like myself

1159
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:03,320
They're on about trying to get the river lee shipped over to the states for a one-day event

1160
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,440
I said it can't be done

1161
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,120
Um, they said ye of little faith

1162
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,880
They're developing a brand new river extraction concept

1163
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,640
Uh, they're testing out

1164
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,040
They're testing out as we speak on the river po

1165
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,800
In italy

1166
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,760
Which is a very long meandering river

1167
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:27,880
The meanders in that river have created many many oxbow lakes as well

1168
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:35,240
So, um, if they can remove that river and place it in the states and have an oxbow festival there

1169
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:40,520
I see no reason why they won't be able to extract the entirety of the river lee

1170
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,080
from uh, county cork

1171
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:51,080
And just get it over there for a day, you know, I don't think cork will miss the river lee that much

1172
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,360
What's it used for anyway?

1173
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,720
Did he even use it for anything?

1174
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,840
Uh, freight? No

1175
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:01,240
I don't see any canal boats on the river lee whenever I'm down there

1176
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,200
It's never been seen of course, but I mean

1177
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,240
No doubt someone has some usage for the river lee at this

1178
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:18,280
It's all roads now, it's roads based economy

1179
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,760
It's a roads world if you don't drive you're nobody you need to drive

1180
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,440
It doesn't matter what you're driving just get on the road

1181
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:37,800
And drive the hell out of that tarmac, it's a very very very nice way to unwind and just let your

1182
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:45,240
Your mind rid itself of a lot of the detritus which it's collected throughout the week

1183
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:52,440
As you know your senses are bombarded from uh, morning till night with ads

1184
01:01:52,920 --> 01:02:03,000
Ads for mercedes, zurich life of course, beverages, fmb the entirety of the the food and beverage industry

1185
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,000
Blast its way into your subconscious

1186
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:13,400
A lot of uh, highly supercharged imagery is used as well

1187
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,680
Sexually charged of course to get you to buy the product

1188
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,320
I like to think that a lot of my ads that I do

1189
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,760
Kind of go beyond that you know, I kind of work in the dark

1190
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:32,280
I work in the dark, I do what I can and I give what I have

1191
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:39,800
The rest is the madness of art and uh, I said that the other day to george hook

1192
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,000
And he told me to fuck off

1193
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:50,520
Not before giving me a lovely bottle of vino which he purchased from super value

1194
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,720
I don't think he purchased it but he had he had been given it

1195
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:59,720
Lifetime supply because of all the plugs he gave him when he was doing his radio show before he got taken off the air

1196
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,000
Um

1197
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,000
For a victim blaming

1198
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:12,040
But um, whatever about the victims that were blamed you can't blame his taste in vino

1199
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:18,440
He had an absolute fucking crusher of a chianti in his back pocket

1200
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:25,480
Which was awful dangerous to be doing considering it was it was a bit cold and icy when we were walking down the road

1201
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:32,120
Um, who keeps bottles of wine in their back pocket anyway? Like you know, it's glass one slip and your

1202
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,000
Your arse is gonna get glassed

1203
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,200
Glass arse

1204
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:38,520
Fuck

1205
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:48,440
Get back on the road cons ball. You're fucking I mean you're up against the toyota supra. It's it's it's not gonna be easy

1206
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,120
Alan smiths the belgium the belgium bruiser is ahead of us

1207
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,360
Can we see the first we can see that we can see three cars ahead?

1208
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,400
Can't see the french guy

1209
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,320
I thought this was gonna be a real

1210
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,600
Easy street situation where it's turned out to be a fucking fickle friend

1211
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,840
Jesus christ

1212
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:28,920
Today's pedal cam is brought to you by keith wood who's donated the shoes as well a pair of adidas ah, it's a fuck up. It's a fuck up

1213
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:30,920
It's a complete fuck up

1214
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:38,840
Big shout out to the woodster. Thanks very much for the shoes bud. They're pedaling really well. They're pedaling really well

1215
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,240
We go again. We go again in the good times a bit of a blow

1216
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:10,120
Whether you're not arsed cooking a proper nutritious meal or you just want something to bite and nibble on while you see someone that you fancy

1217
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,760
Then whisper no further

1218
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,320
Conzinos into her ear

1219
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,920
Stonebake sourdough get on it. We want a papa

1220
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,840
A golden papa at the papa awards

1221
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,560
Time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new s-class

1222
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:38,360
The wind noise has been reduced further and as a special safety feature the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner

1223
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,200
Clean that shit up the rear view now or i'll have your job

1224
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:51,720
Retrying the retry okay maserati maserati williams here

1225
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:58,040
Live drive mercedes pellegrino extravaganza expressway

1226
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:08,840
All week we've been working to bring you the fastest most exhilarating raceway action known to man or beast and here we are

1227
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,840
At the blue moon raceway part two

1228
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:21,560
Might have been a blue moon last night, but it's not going to be again tonight. We're going to come out of this stinking of rose petals

1229
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,320
As we break nicely and smoothly into the cruiser

1230
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:35,640
Don't let the paddle shifters get in your way you were born to perform remember that

1231
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,720
And who's this red demon above?

1232
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,440
This devil I see ahead of me the Hong Konger

1233
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,880
Asaki Lu

1234
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:49,880
See you later Lu

1235
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,120
Bye-bye bud

1236
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:54,920
Nice knowing you

1237
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:01,720
He's fucking back again the con he's gone sorry about the language there guys

1238
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,640
He's going right ahead

1239
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,040
He thinks he knows it all

1240
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:30,040
11th place we're only on the 11th out of 12th and um we need to concentrate

1241
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,080
This is it

1242
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,880
Feel it drive it earn it burn it

1243
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,760
Do whatever you can to get your hands on this little baby

1244
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,840
It's a Maserati it won't take no for an answer

1245
01:07:50,440 --> 01:08:06,280
So don't tell it no all this thing wants to do is drive every night crying out for a bit of driving

1246
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:09,400
Supra

1247
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:16,200
As Connor Williams cruises off into the side stage

1248
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,360
Helio Mateus the Colombian cruiser

1249
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,240
Is overtaken

1250
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,160
Paddle shift down to two

1251
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:34,680
Took a knock don't let it spoil your dinner get back on the Tormac Adam and drive fast like your name's Adam

1252
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,800
Fast surname's fast first name's Adam

1253
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,600
Blue Moon Bay

1254
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:51,560
Fucking hell man it's a real tough one it's a tough situation

1255
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:03,240
Come on Desmond let's do it Desi baby come on come on

1256
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:09,720
Konzo Konzo Konzo Konzo Konzo into fifth place

1257
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,960
This is all about steaming we gotta steam the opposition out of here

1258
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:31,320
We need to win because I just put fucking money down on a brand new Heston Blumenthal from bean to cup machine

1259
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:39,320
It sounds delicious it looks unbelievable and apparently you don't even need to be a barista

1260
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:46,760
To make a decent espresso with it you just press the button from bean to cup it does it all

1261
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:51,800
And it's a snip at 858 euros

1262
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:53,640
Including VAT

1263
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:58,120
Get it get it get it get it get a receipt if you can if you're if you're self-employed

1264
01:09:59,240 --> 01:09:59,800
And uh

1265
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,640
You won't you won't go back once you've gone Blumenthal you won't go back

1266
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,520
Fucking hell man

1267
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,800
Tearing the arse out of this

1268
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:22,760
The Maserati daddy coming at you

1269
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:31,720
Final lap fifth place can it be done it's gonna be a tall tall order but connor williams

1270
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,560
Has the gusto

1271
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,040
He has all you guys behind him

1272
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:41,640
Just wanting him praying for him to come away with a gold trophy

1273
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:47,880
And that's what he's gonna do he's gonna deliver because konzo is the post man

1274
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:54,680
Come on post man

1275
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,720
Come on post man deliver that mail

1276
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,640
We've got a package for kenny george

1277
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,360
It's not gonna happen is it

1278
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,160
Come on you fucking lemon

1279
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,520
This cunt is too far ahead man

1280
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,080
We're gonna have to fine-tune the car

1281
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,920
I can see him he's in my sights

1282
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,320
It's a fuck up it's an absolute fuck up

1283
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:40,200
Silver hatchet silver hatchet go back to the next track then

1284
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:45,560
I was

1285
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:49,160
I knew this was gonna happen I really did I was just

1286
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,520
Do you know you wait in case there's a freak occurrence a freak event

1287
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,000
Unfortunately that didn't happen

1288
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,960
Uh kenny george ahead of me

1289
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,280
Will I get the silver see you later george see you later

1290
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:11,480
No keith wood i'm afraid for this one but i mean we gave as good as we got

1291
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:18,040
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms

1292
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:21,320
Fill up the tank make it snappy or i'll have your job

1293
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:30,120
Drive the wives on grievees with the seventh twist cooler master extension pump

1294
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:37,560
Cooly and calmly fitted by an army of lovers who worked diligently and professionally

1295
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:44,680
Despite the carnalistic constraints temptations that they were forced to endure during the assembly

1296
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:48,520
I remember during this late stage when we were fitting the doors on

1297
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,640
Two of the fucking arc welders got seen

1298
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:55,480
Got taken away in a gust of love

1299
01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:00,360
Um we never seen them again that was that was labor which we had to replace

1300
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:10,440
You win some you lose some john we spun the thing around at the end anyway and we got the job done

1301
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:21,400
I had to hire a couple of lads that were fresh off the goose wave which had just cascaded over the final tsunami bailout

1302
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:35,160
Maria bailey was actually asking for you the other day is everything okay can we get can we get you anything to drink do you need a glass of water

1303
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:48,840
That's it that was a write-off i mean i think there there was some foul play at play with uh chauvet the frenchman

1304
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:57,320
I don't trust him i don't trust that guy chauvet

1305
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,400
Taking gold out of him out of my mouth taking gold out of your mouths

1306
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,680
Disgusting

1307
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,920
What can i say it's every race you gotta you gotta take every race

1308
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:24,680
At a time and if you can't do that why are you on the track?

1309
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,520
Why are you even on the track?

1310
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,840
If you can't if you can't take the heat get off the track

1311
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,600
We don't need you

1312
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,040
We don't want you

1313
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:45,480
It's a night time tokyo drifter cannot believe it

1314
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:52,360
Jackie brosnan limited dot ie thank you very much for that

1315
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:55,560
Hopefully uh hopefully you're getting on well

1316
01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:10,600
Kind of a shame that i found your channel after the man in the shed video was reposted on tick tock

1317
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:16,280
But loving the vids jerry adams. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thomas moroni

1318
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,560
And to all the tick tock heads out there

1319
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:27,560
Keep ticking and keep talking along it's a great app and you're doing a great you're doing great work out there on tick tock guys

1320
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,960
It really is a game changer

1321
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,440
It's a nicola yankovic dot ie-er

1322
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,000
It's a thank you very much-er

1323
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:44,840
It's a fuckin you break it you pay for it kind of vibe you know

1324
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,280
Look but don't touch

1325
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:50,280
Look but don't touch

1326
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:56,920
Lou baga sends his regards from the bodega the formula one

1327
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,200
craiger on craigslist

1328
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,840
Look at this slam right into the back of these jam jars

1329
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,720
Jamster see you later

1330
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:13,320
Overtake and prohibited not now see you later connor williams is on the track

1331
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,960
Tokyo burn

1332
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:20,600
Tarquin is after you thanks so much tarquin you're a good guy

1333
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,640
Look at these they're about to feel the force of tarquin now

1334
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:31,720
Getting fucking tarqued

1335
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,600
Right up the back lodge

1336
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:36,760
He doesn't know that i've got a steel bonnet

1337
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,960
Fucking tear his fucking bootstrap

1338
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:50,360
To kingdom come harry valencia is his name great name shite driver though shame about the driver who is actually himself

1339
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,360
We can get past this valenci valenci asshole and

1340
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:06,760
He's got nip something's going on here guys. I don't understand it. I usually win everything and it's going very very strangely silveristic

1341
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,480
Getting fucking Maeve binchied by ferrara

1342
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:13,800
What was he driving?

1343
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:22,840
Fucking hell

1344
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,240
This is just absolutely pathetic

1345
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:37,240
And lewis the night when lewis hamilton said he was going to be watching as well even though he watches all of them

1346
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:42,360
But he said he's going to watch with extra care this time turn the volume up and wear headphones

1347
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:47,240
Just to catch any of the the subtle shit that might be going on and uh

1348
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,640
We spent a day in barcelona

1349
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:53,720
uh myself

1350
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,000
Himself the rest of the mercedes team

1351
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,200
Just premiering the new machine

1352
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:02,760
For 2020

1353
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,520
uh lewis is over the moon with it

1354
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,000
He said it's an iconic piece

1355
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,720
I designed it myself

1356
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,080
um

1357
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,840
It's got an absolute firestorm

1358
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,360
v10

1359
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:23,720
special edition connor williams injection cni

1360
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,760
uh cwi sorry

1361
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,240
and it's gonna go like a fucking whip it out of the trap

1362
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:37,000
um we were being interviewed by sky sports

1363
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,920
He doesn't like doing the media stuff. I don't mind it of course look at that

1364
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:45,320
no wonder i'm fucking last

1365
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:53,720
Yeah, we just zoned it up went for a bit of tap arse after that and barca and uh

1366
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,480
la ramblas

1367
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,440
lewis got his fucking phone robbed and on la ramblas

1368
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,120
By some la ramblin dreamer

1369
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:10,040
Who offered him a can of estrella which he fished out of the gutter of uh

1370
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:14,440
The drains it was very cold, but that's how they keep it cold

1371
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:20,200
And he bought that for euro. I said that was a good deal. He said it was a great deal

1372
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:27,400
And then he felled around his pockets and said connor it was a shit deal man. He robbed my phone

1373
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:32,120
And that was an iphone x j220

1374
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:42,040
And it had a lot of amazing footage on it from the previous night's skybase shenanagandos

1375
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:48,600
And also a few mix a few stems from the latest mixes that he's been uploading to mixcloud

1376
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,160
Mixcloud mixcloud

1377
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:57,160
Mixcloud

1378
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,160
Mixcloud

1379
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:13,080
But he was grand after a while anyway he puked up the tap arse he was eating but you should never go on to squid if you've never tried calamari

1380
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:18,120
And you're a newbie to it and you're a bit you're a bit iffy about fishy

1381
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:25,800
Watch out for the squidly diddly because they'll fucking rumble around your rumple siltskin stomach for a while when they're in there

1382
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:31,320
And he had he had the whole thing he went large he got the big boy with the suckers and everything

1383
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,400
And he was he was it was finger licking good he said

1384
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:44,120
He was licking his fingers in his thumb

1385
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:55,880
And saying that was the best squid i've ever had i said lubang are you fucking header you've never even had squid he says i know connor but it feels like i have after that

1386
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:57,480
um

1387
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:05,240
That's when he realized his phone was robbed and the combination of having your phone robbed you got a bronze out of that's not bad

1388
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:10,040
The combination of having your phone robbed by a ramblin dreamer

1389
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:17,080
Combined with the the sudden squid rush of a calamari cream dish

1390
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:22,040
Made him puke spewed everywhere

1391
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:30,040
i held his uh dreadlocks back and patted him on the back and said don't worry it's everything's gonna be okay

1392
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:35,640
Lou, everything's gonna be okay, don't worry. And he cried nine tears.

1393
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:28,800
Ah, another night out with the staff. I'm treating them of course. Why is he looking at me like that? Ah, you gotta treat your employees well. Why is she giving me the eyes? I'm not surprised about the eyes. Because I think she knows that there's a juicy bag heading her way. Yes, it's for you. Open it up. Don't be afraid, baby, to show everyone what you got there, honey. That's it. Everybody clap and applaud her.

1394
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:40,040
Fill me up, you idiot. A toast, everybody. A toast to me and better times. And San Pell.

1395
01:22:47,800 --> 01:23:10,420
San Pellegreino. If it's good times you're after, then look no further than the San Pell. It's an absolute dreamscape. You and your friends can enjoy it in a good gaff. Surrounded by luxury mod cons and great fittings and classic furniture.

1396
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:23,940
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

1397
01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:26,520
*Fake footsteps*

1398
01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:35,740
*Sounds of screaming*

1399
01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:48,920
BANCELEBEATN

1400
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,480
*Haha*

1401
01:23:51,480 --> 01:24:08,180
Is the thrill still the same?

1402
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:09,080
Absolutely.

1403
01:24:09,540 --> 01:24:13,680
It's such an amazing moment in the year when you see a car come together.

1404
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:18,640
You see all the team all refreshed and everyone excited to see the car run for the first time.

1405
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,820
And it's always a new piece of art.

1406
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:22,940
You know, the guys have worked on this so long.

1407
01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:24,640
It's an evolution of last year's car.

1408
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,700
But there's all these small details that perhaps you won't get to see,

1409
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:32,340
which are beneath the bonnet, beneath the hood, you might say.

1410
01:24:33,220 --> 01:24:36,820
And I'm one of two that get to go and experience it.

1411
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,560
Yeah, but Lewis has touched on it.

1412
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:41,680
But how much of an evolution, how much change is there in this car?

1413
01:24:41,860 --> 01:24:42,080
Yeah.

1414
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,520
We've revolutionized the whole car.

1415
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:49,900
It's an absolute mercurial Mercedes hyper beast of a drive.

1416
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,200
You flip up the bonnet.

1417
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:56,360
It's definitely something completely unique and fantastic.

1418
01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:03,920
I think it's probably the best machine since the steam engine was invented back in the age of steam.

1419
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:08,080
Now, if you think back to that, that was a revolutionary construct.

1420
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:08,440
Why?

1421
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:11,320
Because nobody had harnessed the power of steam.

1422
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:18,520
What we're doing here with the Mercedes, the new Mercedes for 2020 is we're harnessing the power of cream.

1423
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:21,920
This is 18 and Federer and Djokovic fighting out to be the best.

1424
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,840
What's it like when you're operating at the very fringe of what's been done in history?

1425
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:28,740
I haven't really thought of it, if I'm really honest.

1426
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:30,580
It's tasty little yolk.

1427
01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:32,520
It's got a fucking nice bit of poke in it.

1428
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,900
We've harnessed an arse.

1429
01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:38,960
A brand new arse for it since last year.

1430
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,720
Because the last one was popping and farting.

1431
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:52,480
Sack off the summer and enjoy the winter to the extreme with Conor Williams Extreme Winter Edition Mercedes.

1432
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:56,820
Sell the house, sell the wife, sell the kids.

1433
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,420
Whatever you can sell.

1434
01:25:58,680 --> 01:25:59,600
Pawn it off.

1435
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:03,800
Trade it for gold and then trade the gold for the capital.

1436
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,700
Come down to my hatch.

1437
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,100
Slide the capital through the fucking drawer.

1438
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,000
I'll be on the other side.

1439
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:12,140
I'll vet it.

1440
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:12,840
I'll check it.

1441
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,520
I'll make sure everything's above board.

1442
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,680
Then I'll release a side hatch unit system shutter.

1443
01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:20,480
That'll roll up.

1444
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,360
Don't get scared about the noise.

1445
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,500
We had an alarm fitted as well that goes off.

1446
01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:27,520
Makes a high-pitched noise as well when it's happening.

1447
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:34,320
Once that shutter is rolled to the maximum, walk in, get in the car and fuck off fast.

1448
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,200
We don't want to see you again.

1449
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,280
We hope you enjoy it though.

1450
01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:40,600
Thanks for doing business with us.

1451
01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:44,080
There's a bottle of Grey Goose in the glove box.

1452
01:26:44,220 --> 01:26:46,680
Don't consume it when you're on the way.

1453
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,220
Make sure you get to your destination.

1454
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,860
Give me a buzz when you get there, okay?

1455
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:50,820
See you later.

1456
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:51,300
Bye-bye.

1457
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,940
It's almost six o'clock.

1458
01:27:01,940 --> 01:27:03,680
How's it going, guys?

1459
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:05,580
Connor Williams here.

1460
01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:08,100
Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland.

1461
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,980
Now full-time Maserati expressway extraordinaire.

1462
01:27:12,260 --> 01:27:14,760
Third place on my first go around the Tokyo track.

1463
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:22,140
Behind Tassamoso Ishii of Japan and Scott Durr of Germania.

1464
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,120
Would you Jermaine Greer it?

1465
01:27:27,260 --> 01:27:31,780
I do have word on the Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

1466
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:35,840
Hopefully we can find that now and bring it up.

1467
01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:38,000
Apparently it's going on.

1468
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:38,900
It's going on.

1469
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:39,480
It's a thing.

1470
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,240
It's a fucking thing.

1471
01:27:42,460 --> 01:27:46,040
As well as Sandico Lanan's beachwear range.

1472
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,740
Which we're trying to get to you very quickly.

1473
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,520
Very, very quickly at the moment.

1474
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:55,420
You're going to have to bear with us.

1475
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,000
Let's see this now.

1476
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,440
Put that as a PNG.

1477
01:28:02,340 --> 01:28:07,040
I'm just downloading the PNG that Sandico is after sending me here.

1478
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,240
He's changed everything about his look.

1479
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,300
As you know, he's a green machine before.

1480
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:16,240
But he's an absolute blue beachwear.

1481
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,040
Baby blue, he's gone for in this.

1482
01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:21,040
He's changed the head dress as well.

1483
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,320
Or his head.

1484
01:28:23,540 --> 01:28:27,960
The thing about Sand, he can change his head.

1485
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,760
Depending on what football you want.

1486
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,780
It does have to be Sandico.

1487
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,320
Let's see.

1488
01:28:36,420 --> 01:28:37,460
Where did that save?

1489
01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:38,500
It's a desktop.

1490
01:28:42,180 --> 01:28:43,240
Yeah, here we go.

1491
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:44,200
Let's get it.

1492
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:45,740
Yeah, it looks great.

1493
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,360
I mean, you could be rocking that down.

1494
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:49,360
I mean, you could be rocking that down.

1495
01:28:49,540 --> 01:28:50,600
San Tropez.

1496
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:52,820
Or, uh...

1497
01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:53,620
beer ritz.

1498
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:59,280
Or even Canes for the film festival.

1499
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:05,820
Um, which, you know, is a very stylistic affair to begin with.

1500
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:11,300
You want to make sure you've got the right gear, the right swag, and that you're looking good.

1501
01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:14,780
Chances are you are going to be picked up on a camera at some stage.

1502
01:29:14,780 --> 01:29:16,440
So, why not look good?

1503
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:20,980
Let me see this.

1504
01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:21,920
What's this already?

1505
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,640
Try and get another thing to here as well.

1506
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:27,360
It's the Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

1507
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:31,700
This is just coming through the pipeline now.

1508
01:29:32,860 --> 01:29:34,740
I'm trying to download that.

1509
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,880
This is Sandico Lanan's usual suit.

1510
01:29:39,700 --> 01:29:47,180
Where he blends lovely green fabrics with, uh, the creamy, creamy polo neck dream shirt.

1511
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,400
Sweatshirt.

1512
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:55,880
Um, and the Sandico Pure Leather Extreme Ball.

1513
01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:00,800
Which is a groovy little number.

1514
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,420
I don't know if you've had the pleasure of kicking one of those around.

1515
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:06,320
If you haven't, get on it.

1516
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:10,960
Because it's fantastic.

1517
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:26,520
Apparently, the Grey Goose Tamagotchi, it's still, it's still not fully developed and realized, guys.

1518
01:30:27,060 --> 01:30:28,020
Thought we had it.

1519
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:32,000
Look, there's still a bit of time left before the end of stream.

1520
01:30:32,140 --> 01:30:33,060
It could come through.

1521
01:30:33,660 --> 01:30:34,580
It could come through.

1522
01:30:34,580 --> 01:30:40,340
Until then, maybe make a note in your moleskin to get down to Brown Thomas.

1523
01:30:40,340 --> 01:30:52,760
And use the code word SONHOUSE to get yourself a fucking Sandico 5% discount on any of the Sandico wear.

1524
01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:56,220
Uh, beach wear or his green lounge wear as well.

1525
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:02,740
Also, uh, get on board and prepare yourself for the Connor Williams lounge wear range.

1526
01:31:03,180 --> 01:31:05,500
A fine collaboration between myself.

1527
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:09,760
Uh, Dunn's stores have gone in on it as well.

1528
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,760
Uh, they actually said that it could be...

1529
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:18,620
They said that it's gonna be like Galvin's wear, but it could actually be better than that.

1530
01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:27,800
Um, that hand gesture was used signifying a greater importance and weight to the Connor Williams lounge wear.

1531
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,000
This is just gonna be stripped down lounge wear.

1532
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,000
Uh, you're talking great fleece.

1533
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,000
Um, really nice fleece.

1534
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,000
Uh, slippers.

1535
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,000
Uh, pajama bottoms.

1536
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
Tops.

1537
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:53,500
tops really really competitively priced dressing gowns this is all coming soon

1538
01:31:53,500 --> 01:32:00,480
enough I mean just more and more reason to get the Mercedes Pellegrino on every

1539
01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:06,020
random weeknight it's a subscription situation you won't hear about these

1540
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:11,800
things unless you're in the know we're gonna go for Tokyo gold it was a

1541
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:20,680
bronze affair last time I'm ashamed I want to reclaim that shame and then try and

1542
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:27,700
change it back from shame to what it was before it became shame pride essentially

1543
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:33,940
but I mean that's gonna be tough when you've got Kenny Paul Lenny Hughes Lobstein

1544
01:32:33,940 --> 01:32:41,600
Gottlieb Tara Hishi Ishi and his brother Tish Tishy Ishi two Ishi brothers

1545
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:50,480
there in first and second place oh and I won't be doing that again tip for the second

1546
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:56,980
lap look at your map and the green flag is out signifying there's been a bit of fucking

1547
01:32:56,980 --> 01:33:04,480
hustling and harrying back there on the Mary Hannafin Turnburglar Expressway extreme pipe as

1548
01:33:04,480 --> 01:33:13,360
as we move swiftly and succinctly into the 200 150 150 meters left should have broke earlier actually

1549
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:20,960
maybe gave too much of the break and that's let us in for a real shit little curler here hopefully we can

1550
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:27,840
maintain progress and speed velocity

1551
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:29,840
vigor

1552
01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:33,220
poise

1553
01:33:33,220 --> 01:33:35,180
dedication

1554
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:48,360
I don't know what I could do with the bronze

1555
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:51,580
you're not going to get any money for that

1556
01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:53,640
if you go down and pawn that off you know

1557
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:56,440
there's too much bronze going on

1558
01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:59,600
it's gold or bust

1559
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:03,560
like I was saying about the Pirellis earlier on

1560
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:08,400
the finer things in life

1561
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:14,460
there we go

1562
01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:16,860
and there we go

1563
01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:19,380
I'm going to utilise the wall there

1564
01:34:19,380 --> 01:34:22,500
as a kind of cushion, aid

1565
01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:24,460
whatever you want to call that

1566
01:34:24,460 --> 01:34:27,280
just to give it a little bit more oomph

1567
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,740
and shudspur

1568
01:34:29,740 --> 01:34:36,080
and I think we're making great time

1569
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:45,680
I think we're doing well and I think everything's going to be okay

1570
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:55,840
it's been tough

1571
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:58,040
it's been tough for you

1572
01:34:58,040 --> 01:35:01,340
it's been tough for me too

1573
01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:04,260
there's been times I don't know where it's been going

1574
01:35:04,260 --> 01:35:08,000
I'm hurtling down this freeway at 100, 200

1575
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:15,800
300 miles an hour and I don't know where the fuck I'm going though that's a thing

1576
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:21,460
fucking hell straight into a wall

1577
01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:33,140
that's when you live fast you die hard you die hard because you're going

1578
01:35:33,140 --> 01:35:39,420
straight down that freeway with no fucking idea man where you're going

1579
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:45,060
and you have crystal swing in the back

1580
01:35:45,060 --> 01:35:48,160
just hounding you

1581
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:51,260
to put the foot down

1582
01:35:51,260 --> 01:35:51,880
to put the screamer

1583
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:56,140
to fucking put the foot down

1584
01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:56,960
the screamer

1585
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:58,740
and you're saying

1586
01:35:58,740 --> 01:36:00,160
chill out lads

1587
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,480
chill out man

1588
01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:30,480
you're gonna make me crash swing you're gonna make me crash but they don't care they're hucklebooking and they've got you hucklebooked and you're in Tokyo behind Gottlieb and Durr again fucking snake Durr in first place we're gonna fucking first step out of it man. Michelin. They've just got more shutzpah when it comes to the Steve.

1589
01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:59,400
you know we were both coming out that last turn roughly the same speed maybe not the same momentum but they've just got a lot more Steve when it comes to this last little cruise botherer but look you stay at it you fucking maintain your composure and what you do it you get the job done.

1590
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:09,460
you're fucking behind me as well. We're on the straight and narrow now. We're on the straight and narrow now. We're on the fucking straightener lads.

1591
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:17,200
Where's the straightener? Where's the fucking cross line? Where's the finish line? Where's the checkered flag?

1592
01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:38,640
Come on. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. It's a fucking golder. Get in there. Woo. Go on. Yes. Yes. Come on. Woo. Come on.

1593
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:45,800
Keith Woods, Livin' the Dream, Conor Williams, Gold Trof, you know what I mean.

1594
01:37:47,180 --> 01:37:48,440
Well, got there in the end, anyway.

1595
01:37:48,440 --> 01:38:01,520
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

1596
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:31,500
Thank you.

1597
01:38:31,500 --> 01:39:01,480
Thank you.

1598
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:07,480
It's time to grab another San Pell again.

1599
01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,380
The holiday in Milan was shit.

1600
01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:12,160
I'm never going back again.

1601
01:39:12,620 --> 01:39:14,320
The birds were sending it.

1602
01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:15,040
It has to be said.

1603
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,860
A lot of high-class birdage at the San Pell event.

1604
01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:20,460
120-year dinner event it was.

1605
01:39:21,020 --> 01:39:22,740
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

1606
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:33,600
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pell event where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

1607
01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:35,460
Have you ever had that?

1608
01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:37,540
No, I doubt it.

1609
01:39:37,820 --> 01:39:40,960
As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic.

1610
01:39:41,500 --> 01:39:47,540
Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble.

1611
01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:53,160
Only to reveal a fucking night scene and a plate of beans and a star of toast.

1612
01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:58,580
Star of toast you take away the sins of the world.

1613
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:01,900
Celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

1614
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:05,700
Then, a final course of rubbish.

1615
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:10,280
Before the San Pelladronis each brought out a prism chest.

1616
01:40:10,740 --> 01:40:12,280
Illuminated box prism.

1617
01:40:12,620 --> 01:40:13,720
What was inside it?

1618
01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:16,080
You guess-a-less-a-lessed it.

1619
01:40:16,520 --> 01:40:19,080
The celestial San Pell-a-bastard bottle.

1620
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:22,960
An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job.

1621
01:40:23,660 --> 01:40:27,600
Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves.

1622
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:30,000
You may think this is extraordinary.

1623
01:40:30,600 --> 01:40:33,520
Whereas we think it's just another night.

1624
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:35,180
San Pellegrino.

1625
01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:38,380
Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

1626
01:40:38,780 --> 01:40:39,140
Cheers.

1627
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:41,180
Connor Williams.

1628
01:40:41,180 --> 01:40:48,960
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1629
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:56,580
Welcome back to The Level Increase.

1630
01:40:56,780 --> 01:40:58,500
With me, Connor Williams.

1631
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:03,200
Increasing the level each and every day that God gives us.

1632
01:41:03,820 --> 01:41:05,680
We're working towards that.

1633
01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:06,800
The next level.

1634
01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:09,520
And increasing that each and every day.

1635
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:14,180
And we're on 16 at the moment.

1636
01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:15,400
Level 16.

1637
01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:16,620
Thanks be to God.

1638
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,960
Let's just see what we can do here.

1639
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:24,040
See if we can get another final gold trope.

1640
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:24,760
Mama Duck.

1641
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:25,780
Thank you very much.

1642
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:28,640
That's very kind of you.

1643
01:41:29,580 --> 01:41:30,900
Good day again, Connor.

1644
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:35,740
I feel like you know the game of life and how to play it to win with style and confidence.

1645
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:37,440
More power to you.

1646
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,000
Thanks very much, Mama Duck.

1647
01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,120
It's great to know that I can help people.

1648
01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:45,220
With the style in their life.

1649
01:41:45,480 --> 01:41:48,340
And with all the other stuff in their life as well.

1650
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:49,820
That's great.

1651
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:50,840
Thank you.

1652
01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:52,380
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1653
01:41:53,300 --> 01:41:54,580
Let's see what we've got now.

1654
01:41:54,660 --> 01:41:55,960
It's the final race of the night.

1655
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:00,540
I want to say.

1656
01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:01,840
I want to have the confidence.

1657
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:03,120
Going in there.

1658
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:04,760
I want to be able to build this up.

1659
01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:07,260
But I don't know.

1660
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:08,840
We tried it two, three times.

1661
01:42:09,080 --> 01:42:11,540
It wasn't easy.

1662
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:14,580
We're not in a Mercedes.

1663
01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:18,280
We're in a Maserati.

1664
01:42:22,180 --> 01:42:26,600
Boy oh boy would I like to be behind the wheel of that AMG that we've got parked up in the garage.

1665
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,120
But I mean it's just not going to happen.

1666
01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:29,160
Not tonight.

1667
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:30,300
Not in this league.

1668
01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:38,140
Let's give it one last shot.

1669
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:41,980
Connor Williams.

1670
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:47,660
Let's do this.

1671
01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:52,500
ZurichTip.ie

1672
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,220
Great Gooter.

1673
01:42:53,460 --> 01:42:54,780
Thank you very much Gooter.

1674
01:42:55,700 --> 01:42:56,600
That's very kind of you.

1675
01:42:57,560 --> 01:42:59,040
All the way from Gooter's town.

1676
01:42:59,820 --> 01:43:00,620
Hope you're doing well.

1677
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:04,620
I apologise if I can't read.

1678
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:06,400
Big.

1679
01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:07,480
Texts.

1680
01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:07,920
Because.

1681
01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:11,720
Gold Troph has taken too much of a.

1682
01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:12,320
ZurichTip.ie

1683
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:13,980
Of a front seat for me at the moment.

1684
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:15,020
If I.

1685
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:15,400
If I.

1686
01:43:15,480 --> 01:43:16,680
My mind strays away from it.

1687
01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:20,900
I lose all manner of composure.

1688
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:22,960
Birra Moretti.

1689
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:23,920
Thank you very much.

1690
01:43:26,020 --> 01:43:26,980
Let's do this.

1691
01:43:32,980 --> 01:43:34,540
ZurichTip.ie

1692
01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:35,800
Snob Goblin.

1693
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:36,600
Thanks so much.

1694
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:38,680
This is for you.

1695
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:40,860
This is a gold trove coming your way for you.

1696
01:43:40,860 --> 01:43:49,200
Sunnyside.com.

1697
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:50,400
Just bear with me there.

1698
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:55,600
ZurichTip.ie

1699
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:58,020
Slug Williams mustache.

1700
01:43:58,140 --> 01:43:59,100
Thanks so much bud.

1701
01:44:09,140 --> 01:44:13,480
ZurichTip.ie.com.

1702
01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:14,300
Very good.

1703
01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:16,480
ZurichTip.ie.

1704
01:44:16,480 --> 01:44:17,200
Very good.

1705
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:18,000
Thomas Waters.

1706
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,620
Thank you very much.

1707
01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:23,360
Thank you so much Tom.

1708
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:26,080
Means a lot bud.

1709
01:44:26,620 --> 01:44:28,400
It means a hell of a lot.

1710
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:35,560
ZurichTip.ie.

1711
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,540
ZurichTip.ie.

1712
01:44:37,860 --> 01:44:38,300
Ah!

1713
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:39,940
Mackie thank you very much.

1714
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:41,560
Fuck.

1715
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:43,200
I'm sorry about that guys.

1716
01:44:43,260 --> 01:44:44,520
I've let the team down in turn 1.

1717
01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:45,000
Do you know what?

1718
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,480
Let's not lose the rack.

1719
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:49,300
It's only turn 2, 3.

1720
01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:50,520
Go back.

1721
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:52,260
Fuel consumption.

1722
01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:53,640
None.

1723
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:57,040
Let's do this.

1724
01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:58,620
ZurichTip.ie.

1725
01:45:00,620 --> 01:45:01,060
Farfurter.

1726
01:45:01,140 --> 01:45:02,000
Thank you very much.

1727
01:45:14,620 --> 01:45:14,940
Thank you.

1728
01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:15,560
Thank you.

1729
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:16,560
Thank you.

1730
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:18,980
Alex Honnold the other day.

1731
01:45:20,980 --> 01:45:21,820
T22 BC.

1732
01:45:21,980 --> 01:45:22,720
Thank you very much.

1733
01:45:24,480 --> 01:45:25,260
I mean he's not.

1734
01:45:25,380 --> 01:45:26,640
He didn't make the film himself.

1735
01:45:26,780 --> 01:45:27,880
But he did star in it.

1736
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:29,780
He did scale El Capitan.

1737
01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:35,680
With no ropes.

1738
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,520
Climb the face of that.

1739
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,140
It's a glorious mountain.

1740
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:43,140
He managed to get up that.

1741
01:45:44,180 --> 01:45:45,020
On camera.

1742
01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:47,420
And I've told you before.

1743
01:45:47,420 --> 01:45:48,900
How I got kicked off that shoot.

1744
01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:50,940
Before it even started.

1745
01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:57,220
I don't want to go into it again.

1746
01:45:59,180 --> 01:45:59,540
But.

1747
01:46:01,620 --> 01:46:02,420
I watched.

1748
01:46:02,620 --> 01:46:03,920
I finally watched the film.

1749
01:46:04,140 --> 01:46:04,420
The other night.

1750
01:46:04,500 --> 01:46:06,140
I've been putting it off for a long time.

1751
01:46:06,260 --> 01:46:06,500
Because.

1752
01:46:06,940 --> 01:46:09,000
I didn't want to go back there in my mind.

1753
01:46:09,660 --> 01:46:10,380
It wasn't a nice.

1754
01:46:11,340 --> 01:46:12,480
Part of my life.

1755
01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:14,160
Career wise.

1756
01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:14,600
Or.

1757
01:46:16,300 --> 01:46:17,640
Even just Connor wise.

1758
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:19,080
It wasn't a great Connor year.

1759
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:19,640
Like you know.

1760
01:46:21,220 --> 01:46:23,960
But I was doing principal photography for them.

1761
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:24,980
On their shoot.

1762
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:27,080
I'd never climbed a mountain.

1763
01:46:28,820 --> 01:46:30,880
And I'd managed to get the job.

1764
01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:32,740
Based on how good I was.

1765
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:33,660
At my job.

1766
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:36,000
That's why he hired me.

1767
01:46:36,660 --> 01:46:36,880
And.

1768
01:46:38,860 --> 01:46:39,300
Yeah.

1769
01:46:39,300 --> 01:46:40,020
He kicked me off.

1770
01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:40,480
And everything.

1771
01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:42,040
But I was watching it the other night.

1772
01:46:42,860 --> 01:46:43,200
And.

1773
01:46:44,780 --> 01:46:46,140
It became apparent.

1774
01:46:46,140 --> 01:46:46,460
That.

1775
01:46:49,180 --> 01:46:50,700
They were taking the piss.

1776
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:51,620
All along.

1777
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,960
And that I actually got fired.

1778
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:56,100
For reasons which.

1779
01:46:57,780 --> 01:46:58,840
Were unjust.

1780
01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:00,460
They.

1781
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:00,860
They.

1782
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:01,460
They.

1783
01:47:01,580 --> 01:47:03,140
Put it down on the document.

1784
01:47:05,140 --> 01:47:06,380
As incompetence.

1785
01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:07,140
On my part.

1786
01:47:08,220 --> 01:47:08,700
But.

1787
01:47:08,860 --> 01:47:09,240
I.

1788
01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:09,260
I.

1789
01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:09,560
I.

1790
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:09,580
I.

1791
01:47:09,700 --> 01:47:10,080
Learned.

1792
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:10,840
Of gross.

1793
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:12,400
Incompetence.

1794
01:47:12,460 --> 01:47:12,940
That went on.

1795
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:13,480
In the shoot.

1796
01:47:14,980 --> 01:47:16,260
From watching that film.

1797
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:19,560
And I'm not happy at all.

1798
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:20,020
Like you know.

1799
01:47:25,340 --> 01:47:26,140
This race.

1800
01:47:26,300 --> 01:47:26,500
As well.

1801
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:26,780
It's.

1802
01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:27,100
It's.

1803
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:30,560
It's a tough one.

1804
01:47:30,660 --> 01:47:31,520
It's a corkscrew.

1805
01:47:35,860 --> 01:47:36,300
But.

1806
01:47:36,540 --> 01:47:37,800
I have no animosity.

1807
01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:38,600
To Honnold.

1808
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:39,700
Alex Honnold.

1809
01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:40,320
If you're watching.

1810
01:47:41,480 --> 01:47:42,560
I'm not upset.

1811
01:47:42,740 --> 01:47:44,000
That you kicked me off the shoot.

1812
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:44,700
Free solo.

1813
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:45,540
Because you thought.

1814
01:47:45,660 --> 01:47:46,300
That I couldn't fucking.

1815
01:47:46,300 --> 01:47:46,920
Cut the mustard.

1816
01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:48,760
But.

1817
01:47:50,500 --> 01:47:51,640
I'm actually glad.

1818
01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:53,080
That I didn't work on it.

1819
01:47:53,120 --> 01:47:53,280
Now.

1820
01:47:53,320 --> 01:47:54,200
Having seen the film.

1821
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:54,600
Alex.

1822
01:47:54,720 --> 01:47:55,360
And I know.

1823
01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:56,500
That you're watching the stream.

1824
01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:57,200
Alex Honnold.

1825
01:47:57,340 --> 01:47:58,040
Oscar winning.

1826
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:00,040
Free soloist.

1827
01:48:01,080 --> 01:48:01,700
I know.

1828
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:02,320
That you're watching.

1829
01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:05,420
Look.

1830
01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:06,860
It's water under the bridge.

1831
01:48:06,900 --> 01:48:07,440
My friend.

1832
01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:09,000
Best luck with the rest of the mountains.

1833
01:48:09,100 --> 01:48:09,260
But.

1834
01:48:12,260 --> 01:48:13,320
Enjoy your time.

1835
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:14,100
On the mountains.

1836
01:48:15,140 --> 01:48:16,180
And give my love to you.

1837
01:48:16,380 --> 01:48:16,760
Well.

1838
01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:19,420
You get the picture.

1839
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:20,520
And.

1840
01:48:22,780 --> 01:48:23,220
Yeah.

1841
01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,120
They said it was incompetence.

1842
01:48:25,120 --> 01:48:26,220
They were just jealous.

1843
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:26,680
Because.

1844
01:48:26,980 --> 01:48:27,680
I was the raven.

1845
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,260
I have two red raven cameras.

1846
01:48:32,460 --> 01:48:33,140
On each shoulder.

1847
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:34,260
And.

1848
01:48:35,380 --> 01:48:36,600
I filmed the film.

1849
01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:37,480
Four times.

1850
01:48:38,920 --> 01:48:40,400
He didn't like that idea.

1851
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:42,240
So.

1852
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:43,440
Got the chop.

1853
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:44,880
The wooden block.

1854
01:48:45,740 --> 01:48:46,540
And that was that.

1855
01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:47,080
Like you know.

1856
01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:48,400
But fair fucks with me.

1857
01:48:48,480 --> 01:48:49,100
Climb the mountain.

1858
01:48:50,140 --> 01:48:50,440
Man.

1859
01:48:51,540 --> 01:48:52,700
It's a scary watch.

1860
01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:53,640
It's a scary film.

1861
01:48:53,640 --> 01:48:53,680
It's a scary film.

1862
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,400
Some of the shots.

1863
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:55,600
I thought I could have got better.

1864
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:57,700
I could have got better.

1865
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:02,280
I could have got a lot better.

1866
01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:03,000
But I mean.

1867
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:05,320
You win some.

1868
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:05,940
You lose some.

1869
01:49:06,020 --> 01:49:06,860
It was Jimmy Chin.

1870
01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:07,440
His friend.

1871
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:07,660
Who.

1872
01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:08,480
Got.

1873
01:49:08,920 --> 01:49:10,440
To finally direct the piece.

1874
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:12,580
It was Connor Williams.

1875
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:12,880
The.

1876
01:49:13,040 --> 01:49:13,340
Connor.

1877
01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:14,280
The raven.

1878
01:49:14,620 --> 01:49:16,980
Was going to direct it initially.

1879
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:18,620
But.

1880
01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:19,900
We parted ways.

1881
01:49:20,120 --> 01:49:20,320
And.

1882
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:21,380
Look.

1883
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:23,240
Again.

1884
01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:23,740
Alex.

1885
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:24,560
If you're watching.

1886
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:24,860
Bud.

1887
01:49:26,140 --> 01:49:26,860
Keep climbing.

1888
01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:28,180
And keep going after.

1889
01:49:28,300 --> 01:49:28,560
Because.

1890
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,960
I think that you're an inspiration to me.

1891
01:49:31,560 --> 01:49:31,860
And.

1892
01:49:32,140 --> 01:49:33,800
You can see with what I'm doing here.

1893
01:49:34,140 --> 01:49:34,940
On this track.

1894
01:49:34,980 --> 01:49:35,540
Getting gold.

1895
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:36,840
That.

1896
01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:38,400
That might inspire you.

1897
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:39,940
The next time you find yourself.

1898
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:40,920
Dangling from a.

1899
01:49:41,060 --> 01:49:41,820
Very.

1900
01:49:42,060 --> 01:49:42,300
Very.

1901
01:49:42,420 --> 01:49:42,960
Precarious.

1902
01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:43,560
Crevice.

1903
01:49:46,740 --> 01:49:47,980
It'll be blue moon.

1904
01:49:48,340 --> 01:49:49,160
Blue moon bay.

1905
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:49,860
On the brain.

1906
01:49:52,060 --> 01:49:52,780
Conzo.

1907
01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:53,940
William Ados.

1908
01:49:54,940 --> 01:49:55,380
Just.

1909
01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:56,600
Tickling the apex.

1910
01:49:56,760 --> 01:49:57,640
With his bridge stones.

1911
01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:58,520
Custom made.

1912
01:49:58,940 --> 01:49:59,720
Out in Indonesia.

1913
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:02,580
These aren't the Pirellis.

1914
01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:06,380
That I was talking about earlier on.

1915
01:50:06,860 --> 01:50:08,140
They're my Italian tires.

1916
01:50:08,280 --> 01:50:09,940
Which I only use for Chico work.

1917
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:14,260
As for the Maz.

1918
01:50:15,100 --> 01:50:15,600
Arati.

1919
01:50:16,260 --> 01:50:17,440
That's pure bridge baby.

1920
01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:18,920
Bridge all the way.

1921
01:50:19,740 --> 01:50:21,400
Stoning that bridge up to the.

1922
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:24,580
To the big bridge in the sky.

1923
01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:25,900
Sky bridge.

1924
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:28,900
The new housing development.

1925
01:50:29,380 --> 01:50:30,340
2.5 million.

1926
01:50:31,460 --> 01:50:32,020
Billion.

1927
01:50:32,900 --> 01:50:34,480
Development which is going to be going up.

1928
01:50:35,060 --> 01:50:35,880
Dublin Docklands.

1929
01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:36,520
Courtesy of.

1930
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:37,880
Skybase.

1931
01:50:38,620 --> 01:50:39,140
Enterprises.

1932
01:50:41,540 --> 01:50:42,180
Incorporated.

1933
01:50:43,180 --> 01:50:43,540
With.

1934
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:44,180
Williams.

1935
01:50:44,820 --> 01:50:45,820
Conzo Williams.

1936
01:50:45,820 --> 01:50:45,900
William Works.

1937
01:50:45,900 --> 01:50:48,040
William Works.

1938
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:50,300
And Willy Con.

1939
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:53,580
And we're there to build a better future.

1940
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:54,500
A brighter you.

1941
01:50:56,340 --> 01:50:58,080
And a fucking amazing.

1942
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:01,000
An amazing Ireland.

1943
01:51:04,420 --> 01:51:05,020
Look.

1944
01:51:05,740 --> 01:51:06,660
Some days.

1945
01:51:07,020 --> 01:51:08,420
You finish the race.

1946
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:10,360
And you're out the pace.

1947
01:51:10,900 --> 01:51:11,820
You're not on it.

1948
01:51:13,260 --> 01:51:14,480
You've no one to blame.

1949
01:51:14,540 --> 01:51:15,140
But yourself.

1950
01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:17,420
And you just gotta fucking take the L.

1951
01:51:18,180 --> 01:51:19,240
You gotta take the L.

1952
01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:21,320
With a pinch of salt.

1953
01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:22,620
And a dash of goodwill.

1954
01:51:24,560 --> 01:51:25,880
Sprinkle of fucking sugar.

1955
01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:27,820
And then.

1956
01:51:28,060 --> 01:51:29,280
Maybe a Baileys.

1957
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:32,420
Knock that back.

1958
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:33,060
And say.

1959
01:51:33,140 --> 01:51:33,740
Do you know what?

1960
01:51:34,180 --> 01:51:34,800
Fuck it.

1961
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:35,680
It's grand.

1962
01:51:36,480 --> 01:51:38,700
We got a load of gold trophies in the bag.

1963
01:51:39,460 --> 01:51:40,940
It's not gonna break the bag.

1964
01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:42,420
It's not gonna break your heart.

1965
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:44,760
To have to go back to Blue Moon again.

1966
01:51:44,860 --> 01:51:45,160
And what?

1967
01:51:45,560 --> 01:51:46,840
Show everyone what you got.

1968
01:51:47,860 --> 01:51:48,840
When you've got it.

1969
01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:50,620
That's when you're gonna do it.

1970
01:51:52,140 --> 01:51:53,320
Not gonna ruin the night.

1971
01:51:54,380 --> 01:51:56,320
I just go back to my trophy cabinet.

1972
01:51:57,160 --> 01:51:59,220
And have a look at the little collection I've amassed.

1973
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,380
Yeah.

1974
01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:04,440
That's a nice little piece down there.

1975
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:05,500
One of my favorites.

1976
01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:07,480
The Kyoto Driving Park.

1977
01:52:08,100 --> 01:52:08,360
Yeah.

1978
01:52:08,420 --> 01:52:09,860
I take that out most days.

1979
01:52:09,940 --> 01:52:12,480
And admire its glistening beauty.

1980
01:52:13,240 --> 01:52:14,520
I stick that in the bag.

1981
01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:17,920
And then I whip out Dragon Tail.

1982
01:52:17,920 --> 01:52:20,720
And Kyoto Driving Park 2.

1983
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:22,760
Kyoto Harder.

1984
01:52:26,220 --> 01:52:31,800
They're all nothing compared to my Tokyo Expressway extravaganza trophy.

1985
01:52:31,800 --> 01:52:35,240
Which you can look at but you can't touch.

1986
01:52:36,100 --> 01:52:36,960
Blue Moon Bay.

1987
01:52:37,820 --> 01:52:39,680
We'll see you again Blue Moon.

1988
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:44,700
We'll see you again Blue Moon.

1989
01:52:45,300 --> 01:52:48,120
On the fifth winter of the next Grey Goose.

1990
01:52:50,180 --> 01:52:53,860
We'll be back with another Zurich policy for you.

1991
01:52:53,860 --> 01:52:55,000
6 o'clock.

1992
01:52:55,440 --> 01:52:56,980
Keith Woods is gonna be there.

1993
01:52:57,480 --> 01:52:57,940
Go on.

1994
01:52:58,820 --> 01:52:59,320
Yes.

1995
01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:00,460
Yes.

1996
01:53:00,820 --> 01:53:01,440
Come on.

1997
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:03,160
The Conroos.

1998
01:53:03,660 --> 01:53:06,820
The native marsupial Conzino beasties.

1999
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:08,200
Are gonna be there.

2000
01:53:08,980 --> 01:53:10,780
It's gonna be fucking incredible.

2001
01:53:10,780 --> 01:53:10,860
Incredible.

2002
01:53:10,860 --> 01:53:11,300
Incredible.

2003
01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:15,520
Snake Plissken said he's gonna bring a ledge bag.

2004
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:20,040
It's gonna go two ways till Tuesday.

2005
01:53:20,940 --> 01:53:26,140
Connick the Ledgehog said he's gonna bring in a Game Boy and a sack of sandwiches.

2006
01:53:27,540 --> 01:53:31,380
Make sure you've got your eat on for those sandwiches he says.

2007
01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:35,560
If you want to get your hands on a Helly Hedgehog collab jacket.

2008
01:53:35,960 --> 01:53:37,400
Make sure you bring the wonga okay.

2009
01:53:38,100 --> 01:53:38,960
Winkus van.

2010
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:41,120
Winkus van de mer.

2011
01:53:41,420 --> 01:53:42,080
Cheers bud.

2012
01:53:42,540 --> 01:53:44,100
And Snake thanks so much as well.

2013
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:49,520
One last Celtic Tiger Nights before we fuck off.

2014
01:53:50,360 --> 01:53:52,140
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2015
01:53:54,220 --> 01:53:56,120
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

2016
01:53:58,180 --> 01:54:00,140
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2017
01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:04,640
Okay.

2018
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:11,960
Let's go for Peter Stringfellow's nightclub which he opened in 2006.

2019
01:54:13,420 --> 01:54:15,740
And King of Strip Clubs.

2020
01:54:15,860 --> 01:54:19,080
Peter Stringfellow must have a big smile on his face today.

2021
01:54:19,640 --> 01:54:23,460
The launch of his new venue in Dublin got most of the Irish front pages.

2022
01:54:23,640 --> 01:54:25,200
But not for the reason you might think.

2023
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:27,500
There he is there.

2024
01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:29,620
Stringing his way around the gaff.

2025
01:54:30,540 --> 01:54:31,860
Stringing it up big time.

2026
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:34,520
Showbiz Ireland was first in line.

2027
01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:39,840
As Peter Stringfellow opened the hallowed doors to his first Irish strip club located on Parnell Street.

2028
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:43,620
And whoa sorry about that.

2029
01:54:43,880 --> 01:54:45,120
Didn't mean for that to happen.

2030
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:46,700
Um.

2031
01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:49,980
I'd like to take this moment to apologise guys.

2032
01:54:51,020 --> 01:54:53,060
What went on there was not right.

2033
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:55,060
And was solely the uh.

2034
01:54:55,860 --> 01:54:56,460
Was solely.

2035
01:54:56,680 --> 01:54:58,300
Was solely the responsibility.

2036
01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:00,560
Of showbiz.ie.

2037
01:55:03,520 --> 01:55:21,740
Neither Connor Williams, nor Grey Goose, nor Zurich. Condone. Condone. Or agree with. Breasts. In that way. And that won't, that is, that's never gonna change, guys.

2038
01:55:21,740 --> 01:55:37,760
Sorry about the nights. Sorry about those nights. Sorry about those nights. Sorry about those nights.

2039
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:55,580
Good night and God bless. I've been Connor Williams. This has been Drive Time. Mercedes Pellegrino. You've all been amazing. Sticking with the stream after it was sabotaged by the cabal. Just not. I can't say thank you enough. Good night and God bless. See you later.

2040
01:55:55,580 --> 01:55:59,580
You've got...

2041
01:55:59,580 --> 01:56:13,660
I first met Honnold when I was out climbing in the Andes. I recognized him and asked him for a photo.

2042
01:56:16,540 --> 01:56:46,520
And then asked him if I could email him and everything. If he was okay with that. If he didn't mind me emailing him. Because I had a few ideas I wanted to run by him. Kept sending emails, sending emails, sending to his personal email as well. Which he didn't give to me but I found it after I looked through his Facebook and his other social medias and stuff like that. And he was just like, he backed down after a while and then said, yeah, you can come along and do a bit of filming.

2043
01:56:46,520 --> 01:57:09,020
Your footage won't be included in the main film. But you can just do it for your own stuff. So I went out and invested in two Red Raven cameras. I fully rammed up the RS iMac Pro with 128 gigabytes of RAM. And 7 G raids. And an album by G Unit. 50 cents. Alma mater.

2044
01:57:09,520 --> 01:57:22,380
I was ready to go and shoot Free Solo for Alex Honnold. Even though he had explicitly told me none of my footage would be used in the movie. I thought to myself, Konzo, it is going to be used in the movie. You just need to make an impression.

2045
01:57:25,520 --> 01:57:39,120
It was the first day of principal photography on Free Solo. I made my way down to the breakfast buffet. There were no meaty options available. So I asked to speak to the manager.

2046
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:55,680
How's it going guys? Look, if you got a moment, there are no meaty options available at the breakfast buffet. This is a serious letdown, guys. Kate, I know you're a good girl. I'm not leveling all the accusations of fail will at you.

2047
01:57:56,360 --> 01:58:02,140
But as for John... Serious letdown, buddy. You'll be hearing from my agent.

2048
01:58:02,580 --> 01:58:13,980
Finally got to sit down and took in on my own. No table. Nobody saved me a space. Nobody really endeared themselves to me or made any attempt to acknowledge my presence.

2049
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:22,620
Just ignorance that you find in the biz, you know? And I don't know if I'm being paranoid, but I think that the 6th AD...

2050
01:58:22,620 --> 01:58:35,620
Uh, Ger Bennett. I think I overheard him saying something about who let the birds in or something. I just thought, you fucking snake, Bennett. You fucking snake.

2051
01:58:35,620 --> 01:58:44,460
After the breakfast debacle, fucking breakfast at Snake and Ease, there was more consternation. This time, halfway up El Cap.

2052
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:52,140
Look, when you hired me, you didn't just hire Connor Williams. You hired the Raven. Get up the mountain now.

2053
01:58:52,780 --> 01:58:53,980
I'm taking a rest.

2054
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:57,640
Get up there now or before I fucking send you up there myself.

2055
01:58:57,980 --> 01:58:59,420
Dude, I'm taking a breather, okay?

2056
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:01,520
You've ruffled my feathers, Honnold.

2057
01:59:01,720 --> 01:59:03,660
Dude, I don't take kindly to what you're saying.

2058
01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:04,740
Get up that fucking...

2059
01:59:04,740 --> 01:59:05,980
What is wrong with you?

2060
01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:07,860
You're a joke, Honnold.

2061
01:59:08,500 --> 01:59:09,140
Did you hear that?

2062
01:59:09,900 --> 01:59:11,920
An absolute joke machine.

2063
01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:12,680
You serious?

2064
01:59:12,860 --> 01:59:15,280
People put money into you and you turn out...

2065
01:59:15,280 --> 01:59:17,620
You give them a little joke and a ball and a capsule.

2066
01:59:17,780 --> 01:59:18,460
You're not serious.

2067
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:20,020
You're like a capsule machine.

2068
01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:23,040
You're a fucking child's capsule machine.

2069
01:59:23,540 --> 01:59:26,240
Full of jokes for children. Rubbish jokes.

2070
01:59:26,720 --> 01:59:30,500
I was immediately sacked off the chute and a helicopter came to collect me.

2071
01:59:30,840 --> 01:59:31,940
We flew over trees.

2072
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:32,900
It was beautiful.

2073
01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:39,440
Fast forward one year later and I'm sat at home watching Free Solo, the movie I should have been directing.

2074
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:43,300
And a bombshell gets dropped which makes me sick to my stomach.

2075
01:59:44,160 --> 01:59:47,720
I mean, by the time we get to you Saturday, we're going to be, as Shane says, yoked.

2076
01:59:48,380 --> 01:59:49,300
Did you hear that?

2077
01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:51,780
Let me play that again for you.

2078
01:59:54,380 --> 01:59:58,100
I mean, by the time we get to you Saturday, we're going to be, as Shane says, yoked.

2079
01:59:58,100 --> 02:00:07,500
That was Jimmy Chin, the director that replaced me with, saying, by the time we get to Yosemite, we're going to be, as Shane said, yoked.

2080
02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:16,840
And you know who Shane was? Shane was the runner who I had working with me. Who I effectively was given a big break to being on this movie.

2081
02:00:17,660 --> 02:00:22,840
Shane stayed on after I got sacked like a snake, Shane. You're a snake if you're watching.

2082
02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:31,680
And as for you, Jimmy Chin, I'm sickened. I'm sickened thinking about it, but I was very sickened when I first saw it.

2083
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:35,120
Yeah, Chin, baby.

2084
02:00:36,020 --> 02:00:39,400
I've just seen the movie there, the cut of you saying you're yoked.

2085
02:00:39,580 --> 02:00:41,400
This isn't the last you've heard of the Raven, but...

2086
02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:45,200
Connor Williams.

2087
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:45,700
you

2088
02:00:45,700 --> 02:00:46,200
you

2089
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:48,200
.

2090
02:00:48,200 --> 02:01:18,180
Thank you.