1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *music* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *music* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 *music* 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 *music* 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:31,240 I'm tired, tired. He'd never done that better love before, before. He'd want everyone else got lost in quiet by the river. 6 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:59,440 Seeking for more, of course, he'd been better. He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he took her out for the rest. 7 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:24,900 I'm tired, tired. He'd never done that love before. He was singing. He'd be there early or two. 8 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:30,340 It was number 7, and it happened. 9 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,780 I like a bird with his feet through the window. 10 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:46,980 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 11 00:01:49,980 --> 00:02:06,780 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 12 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:10,800 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 13 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:16,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 14 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 15 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 16 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 17 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 18 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 19 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 20 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 21 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,720 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 22 00:02:40,720 --> 00:03:10,700 Thank you. 23 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:14,620 Hello. 24 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:21,640 I'm Karl Lachuy, I'm 23 years old. 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00:08:09,220 the toast of nanangivist. 112 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,220 the toast of nanangivist. 113 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,220 the toast of nanangivist. 114 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,220 the toast of nanangivist. 115 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,220 the toast of nanangivist. 116 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,220 the toast of nanangivist. 117 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:21,220 the toast of nanangivist. 118 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,220 the toast of nanangivist. 119 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,220 the toast of nanangivist. 120 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,220 the toast of nanangivist. 121 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:41,220 They're gonna get creamed. 122 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:47,220 Creamed in what sense? 123 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:56,220 Creamed. 124 00:08:56,220 --> 00:09:03,220 They're gonna get creamed. 125 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,220 Creamed. 126 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:08,220 Creamed. 127 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:13,220 They're gonna get creamed. 128 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:17,220 Creamed. 129 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,220 They're gonna get creamed. 130 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:25,220 Creamed. 131 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:29,820 They're gonna get creamed. 132 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,700 Creamed. 133 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:36,700 Creamed in what's ands. 134 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,220 Creamed. 135 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,540 Creamed. 136 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,660 Creamed. 137 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:45,540 Creamed. 138 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:49,540 Creamed. 139 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,780 They're gonna get creamed. 140 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,780 How's it going guys? 141 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,700 They're gonna get creamed. 142 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,660 Conor Williams here. 143 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,580 They're gonna get creamed. 144 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:01,580 Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland. 145 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:02,460 They're gonna get creamed. 146 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,140 Now full time. 147 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:04,820 Creamed. 148 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,740 Mercedes extraordinaire. 149 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,420 Director of photography at Zurich, Ireland. 150 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,260 International playboy. 151 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,500 Creamed. 152 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,300 Meteorologist. 153 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,620 And now COVID extraordinaire too. 154 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,580 Creamed. 155 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,500 I've got a gang of masks. 156 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,500 Creamed. 157 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,500 Coming in. 158 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,380 They're on the ship. 159 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:32,260 They're on a ship now that has just left the Far East. 160 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:37,460 Which hopefully won't contain any viral virilicity. 161 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:45,820 I'm hoping that the container full of these masks will have been hosed down with some kind of detergent. 162 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,820 Some kind of antiseptic. 163 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,780 I'm definitely gonna give it a spray down with some flash. 164 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,820 And maybe even a bit of bleach too. 165 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,980 Or even some psyllid bang. 166 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:04,740 Which actually does remove a lot of grime scale mold and mildew. 167 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:07,620 Not sure if it would be able to remove. 168 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,820 The glasses are getting a bit steamier. 169 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,260 Not sure it'd be able to kill off the coronavirus. 170 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:16,680 But look lads and lasses. 171 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:21,200 Because the coronavirus is now in Ireland. 172 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:21,680 Okay. 173 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,760 It made landfall up north. 174 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,060 And it's coming down south. 175 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,940 So you need to get masked up. 176 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:32,740 Everybody needs to get fucking masked up. 177 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,100 Okay. 178 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,740 It's just the way it is. 179 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,140 Thanks very much for tuning in here. 180 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,800 Someone's saying that the facial hair is ruining the mask. 181 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,600 I don't know about that. 182 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,280 Thanks very much for tuning in. 183 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:49,900 Look. 184 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,780 It's a scary situation. 185 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:57,860 I was just speaking to the Coronas. 186 00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:02,160 Danny from the Coronas says it's a testing time. 187 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:07,840 They've been working on a brand new Corona theme song for the past two nights. 188 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,220 Solid. 189 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,260 They haven't slept. 190 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,640 He says he feels a little bit woozy. 191 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,440 I said did he get checked out. 192 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,640 Because it could actually. 193 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,760 Could be a case that Danny. 194 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,260 I hope not. 195 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,140 Fucking. 196 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,300 Fucking home not down if you're watching. 197 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,300 I know you are. 198 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:27,240 The COVID-19 outbreak hasn't reached yourself yet either. 199 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,620 Let's have a quick look here at the Euronews. 200 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,980 Just before we trot along here. 201 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,680 As you can see. 202 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,220 The COVID outbreak is being covered. 203 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:40,780 Big time. 204 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,440 This country is facing an epidemic. 205 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,680 And Italy remains an epicenter of the outbreak in Europe. 206 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:50,760 With at least 650 people infected there. 207 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,520 And 17 dead. 208 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,080 Jesus Christ. 209 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,660 With hundreds of cases reported. 210 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:01,580 Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis. 211 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,180 I was telling you. 212 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:03,240 I was telling you. 213 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,400 The Italians. 214 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,840 I broke. 215 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,520 I broke the story last week. 216 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,080 That's where it was going to be. 217 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,840 That's where it was going to be happening. 218 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,980 Because there's so many people coming in and out of Italy. 219 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,800 You don't know. 220 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,040 You just don't know how it's happened. 221 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:29,680 And now it's the epicenter of the European outbreak. 222 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:32,660 Monad. 223 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:32,680 Monad. 224 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,740 Is in Tenerife at the moment. 225 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,820 He's in a quarantine hotel. 226 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,360 And he says it's shit. 227 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:50,040 And that all the staff are not treating him as nicely as the day before when there wasn't a quarantine outbreak. 228 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,720 So. 229 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:54,980 Our hearts. 230 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:55,740 Zone. 231 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,880 Zone baby. 232 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,260 If you're watching man. 233 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,720 Our hearts go out to you. 234 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,280 We love you. 235 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,060 We're sending. 236 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,600 We're sending big love. 237 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,220 Big love. 238 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,780 And positive vibes. 239 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,440 Your way. 240 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,640 And we want you to get better soon. 241 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:12,920 But. 242 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:14,760 Big time. 243 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,260 Showbiztits.ie. 244 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,960 Thanks very much for your kind hearted tip. 245 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,780 That's really nice of you. 246 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:24,480 And. 247 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:25,620 Remember. 248 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,240 Please get yourself a mask. 249 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,380 We don't want any of this. 250 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,020 This. 251 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:30,360 This. 252 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,920 Nasty business. 253 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:33,780 Which is doing. 254 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Doing its rounds. 255 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:35,660 Doing its. 256 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:36,520 It's. 257 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:36,700 It's. 258 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:36,700 It's. 259 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:36,700 It's. 260 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,960 It thinks it can have its wicked way. 261 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:39,780 With Ireland. 262 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,700 Fill about your craze. 263 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,220 Thanks very much. 264 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,700 The thing about the coronavirus. 265 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:46,400 Yeah. 266 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,700 Let me tell you something about the coronavirus. 267 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:56,080 coronavirus. This, this, I'm not even going to say it. I was going to, I was going to call 268 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:10,320 it something a bit nasty there. Anaconda G. Thanks so much, Anaconda G. Thanks so much, 269 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:16,860 Anaconda G. The thing about that coronavirus, yeah, it thinks it can have its wicked way 270 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:25,960 with Ireland. And T22BC, thanks so much, buddy. It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland. 271 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,260 If it thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland, it thinks it can have its wicked way with me. 272 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:35,540 It's not going to happen. Why? Because Konzo William Adas comes prepared. 273 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:46,180 And this, combined with this, combined with that, you can hardly see it. 274 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,900 And then the PS, the PS to resist odds. 275 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,740 It's pure springtime, baby. 276 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,120 This is all you need. 277 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,500 This is all you'll ever need. 278 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,400 If you want to get past that C-Virus, 279 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,060 sand pellet up, man. Sand pellet up. 280 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,260 See days pass me by now I cry. Thanks so much for your kind hearted tip. 281 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,720 Generous donation. 282 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,440 But you're a generous bunch. 283 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,380 You're a bloody generous bunch. 284 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:26,680 I was saying this the other day when I was getting a panini in Dunybrook Fair. 285 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:34,760 And I was telling the staff behind the deli counter how much of a generous bunch you are. 286 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,840 But she wasn't interested. 287 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,560 She took one look at me after I told them that. 288 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,200 And she said, 289 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,620 Do you want mayonnaise or butter? 290 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,360 Just goes to show you that you could be doing some really good work out there. 291 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,320 And then there's other people that are not appreciating it. 292 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,320 But fuck it. 293 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,000 Forget about the coronavirus. 294 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,760 Let's put some trophies in the cabinet, yeah? 295 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,680 Because that's what this is about. 296 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,680 Don't care if you're Chinese. 297 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,520 If you're Korean. 298 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,760 If you're Italian. 299 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,000 If you've got the corona. 300 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,520 If you've got the C-Virus. 301 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,500 You're welcome here. 302 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,220 Just keep the sneezing to a minimum. 303 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,260 Keep your fluids in a tissue. 304 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,220 Bin that. 305 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,420 And get rid of the bag. 306 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,800 Burn the bag. 307 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:35,780 Okay? 308 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,880 I took my bag of tissues. 309 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,640 And I stuck it in the boot. 310 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,320 The back of... 311 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,460 I stuck it in the arse of that AMG you're just after seeing. 312 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,920 That was the Dashford Castle. 313 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,120 And this is some live action footage of me. 314 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,200 Yesterday. 315 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,740 Driving with the COVID-19. 316 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,500 Soiled tissues. 317 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,360 We don't know they were COVID. 318 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,940 But they were soiled. 319 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,420 Driving with the tissues. 320 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,020 And I drove that fucking AMG to the mountains. 321 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,360 I parked up here. 322 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,600 Just for a little look. 323 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,880 Just to see what was going on. 324 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,440 Just to make sure I wasn't being tailgated. 325 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,880 By any besmirchment masters. 326 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:29,100 And then I drove it into an underground car park like that. 327 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,220 Started getting a bit worried. 328 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,580 Started to get a little bit worried. 329 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:35,740 Wasn't anything. 330 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,180 Realized it was just my mind playing tricks on me. 331 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,840 Joe McDermott. 332 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:42,840 Joe McDermott. 333 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 Thanks so much buddy. 334 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,180 And I parked up. 335 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,600 And then here we go. 336 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:50,960 This is where I landed. 337 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,980 This is where I ended up after. 338 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,360 Parked it up there in front of Mount Fuji. 339 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,900 Enjoy your time in the mountains. 340 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,300 I tossed the bag. 341 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,760 I'm not proud of it. 342 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,000 Zonad drinks Corona with lime. 343 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:07,780 Thank you so much. 344 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,320 I'm not proud of it. 345 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:09,920 But I threw. 346 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,320 I did some fly tipping. 347 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,200 I threw the bag full of soiled tissues. 348 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,560 Over the mountaintop. 349 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,800 Into that Japanese lake. 350 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,820 And then I just drove. 351 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,540 I drove over to this cliff here. 352 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,160 And had a good. 353 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,780 A good scream. 354 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,140 A good cry. 355 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,140 And I just checked social media. 356 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,440 See what was going on. 357 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,540 I started to get worried as well. 358 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:38,980 Because. 359 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:40,860 There was something. 360 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,500 Simon Harris had tweeted. 361 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:43,700 Simply. 362 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,560 We are fucked. 363 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,340 And with a picture. 364 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,740 With a picture of his face. 365 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:52,280 Like that. 366 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,060 Somebody actually said the other day. 367 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,240 I don't know where I read it there. 368 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,620 It looks like Simon Harris. 369 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,260 He always has an expression on his face. 370 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,480 As if. 371 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,840 As if he can smell a fart in the room. 372 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,160 Or something. 373 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,940 I'll leave that one. 374 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,620 I'll leave that for you to decide. 375 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:26,980 Gridrain. 376 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:27,720 Thanks so much. 377 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,100 You say. 378 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,900 Alcohol is a fantastic disinfectant. 379 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:32,260 Well. 380 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,180 I'll. 381 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,040 I'll definitely get on to that. 382 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:37,280 I mean. 383 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:37,920 Maybe you could. 384 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,380 You could even just use some. 385 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:42,800 Some of that. 386 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,480 What is it? 387 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,480 Methylated spirits. 388 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:44,880 But I mean. 389 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:45,780 You can't get that. 390 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:45,920 And. 391 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,940 You can't buy methylated spirits. 392 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,300 Without having to sign a ledger. 393 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,360 In the chemist anymore. 394 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,680 Which is a real shame. 395 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,340 My Corona. 396 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,240 Thank you very much. 397 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,180 Because I had some stainless steel. 398 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,700 I wanted to clean the other day. 399 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:58,780 Turns out. 400 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,520 I had to go through. 401 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,100 The fucking Spanish Inquisition. 402 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,360 Just to get a bit of methylated spirits. 403 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,180 You thought I was going neck in that. 404 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:05,460 And I said. 405 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:05,720 Look. 406 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,040 Do I look like the kind of guy. 407 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:07,440 Who gets. 408 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,600 Hooched up on meth. 409 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:11,840 John Wilson. 410 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,600 Thanks so much. 411 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,460 She didn't know what to say that. 412 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:14,980 The chemist. 413 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:15,820 And. 414 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,080 I said. 415 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,080 I said. 416 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:17,320 Look. 417 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:17,840 I'm not. 418 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,360 By the way. 419 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,080 I'm Connor Williams. 420 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:19,820 Nice to meet you. 421 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,220 I shook the hand. 422 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,900 Gave her a business card. 423 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:24,320 And. 424 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,120 Smiling coolly. 425 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:26,940 Walked out. 426 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,600 Nose beers. 427 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:30,600 Nose beers. 428 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,280 Thanks so much. 429 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,100 Smiling coolly. 430 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:32,680 Walked out. 431 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,180 And just said. 432 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:33,460 Listen. 433 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,960 I'll see you later again. 434 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,380 Yeah. 435 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,900 She was very nonplussed. 436 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,100 But she'll know me the next time I come back in. 437 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:40,320 You know. 438 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,740 There could be a discount or something. 439 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,860 Hopefully you're getting on well guys. 440 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,600 This is COVID-19. 441 00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,240 The stream. 442 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,040 Alyoski. 443 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,560 Thank you very much for that. 444 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,680 You absolute. 445 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,860 King of the wing. 446 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,400 Now let's have a look here. 447 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,740 What are we going for today? 448 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,400 What are we going for today? 449 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,120 It's nice. 450 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,460 It's actually nice to stroke the mask like this. 451 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:12,860 This feels good. 452 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,460 Philip. 453 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,400 Thank you very much. 454 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:16,680 Philip. 455 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,000 The mask don't keep out viral particulates. 456 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,360 Thanks for fighting the good fight though. 457 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,440 Hope you got enough rations. 458 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:26,480 Yeah. 459 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:26,880 There's some. 460 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,640 We've got some falafel. 461 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,220 Some spinach in the fridge. 462 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,260 Thank you very much. 463 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:33,840 Schlarkin. 464 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,320 Josie Abedici. 465 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,400 Who runs the slutty vegan. 466 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,960 She's coming by later on with the truck. 467 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,760 She's got a dump truck. 468 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,980 Full of vegan treats. 469 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,120 Which she's going to leave in my shed. 470 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,540 I don't know how long they'll last. 471 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,120 But I mean. 472 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,940 What can you do? 473 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:51,540 It's great. 474 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:52,820 It's great to have the. 475 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,260 The French. 476 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:54,960 The French. 477 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,820 In the right places. 478 00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:58,660 COVID-19. 479 00:22:58,860 --> 00:22:59,940 Thank you very much buddy. 480 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,360 GT League. 481 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,000 Here we go. 482 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,040 Here we go. 483 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,000 How are you goosing anyway. 484 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,520 How are you getting on. 485 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,340 Yeah. 486 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,500 It's great. 487 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,200 It's great to have you back. 488 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,100 It's great to have you back. 489 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:17,240 You. 490 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,640 Look at you there. 491 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,520 Hopefully you're goosing good. 492 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,380 What were we at last week? 493 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:29,600 It was the FR Troph. 494 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,480 FR Challenge. 495 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,260 I did absolute damage there. 496 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,520 And got golds and everything. 497 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,300 I think. 498 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,900 And now it's the Mazda Cup. 499 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,740 I believe. 500 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,200 But do we have the Mazda. 501 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:45,940 In our posse. 502 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,900 Let's have a look. 503 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,220 It's almost six o'clock. 504 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:00,620 Okay. 505 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,420 No Mazdas. 506 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,140 A one make series. 507 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,700 For Mazda Roadsters. 508 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,800 Providing an entry level. 509 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,980 Race category. 510 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:13,980 Okay. 511 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,160 Okay. 512 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:20,820 We're going to have to go out. 513 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,980 And splash some cash. 514 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,100 Nothing we don't. 515 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,480 Nothing we can't handle. 516 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,920 We've got a few creds. 517 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:29,900 In the bank. 518 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,980 So we just hit. 519 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,540 We'll hit up Brand Central. 520 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,980 Tag your. 521 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:37,980 Avant-garde watchmakers. 522 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,000 Sponsoring tonight's. 523 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,980 Mercedes Pellegrino. 524 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,320 If you don't have a tag here. 525 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,900 What are you looking at. 526 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:46,560 On your wrist. 527 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:48,780 That's. 528 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,040 That's. 529 00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:49,900 That's the cat. 530 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:50,900 That's the tagline. 531 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:52,900 Aston Martin. 532 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,780 We've got some new Aston Martins. 533 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:55,260 With the update. 534 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,640 But we're not going to check it out later. 535 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,640 What about Lewis Hamilton's own range. 536 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,580 The loopity loop. 537 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,080 The loopity loop. 538 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:02,580 I'm going to be here. 539 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:05,780 There he is. 540 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,600 Look at him there. 541 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,400 Legend. 542 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,560 An absolute beast machine. 543 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,840 He doesn't give a fuck for the COVID. 544 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,340 The guy. 545 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,600 The guy actually crushed COVID. 546 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:19,400 Yesterday. 547 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,460 The F1 testing. 548 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,720 Dylan 96. 549 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,040 Thank you very much Dylan. 550 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,620 Very kind of you bud. 551 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,300 Hope you're getting on well. 552 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,780 And that the goose. 553 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,060 Is flowing freely. 554 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,980 And that the Zurich plan. 555 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:34,600 Is. 556 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:35,700 Detailed. 557 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,300 And very. 558 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,080 Very. 559 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:38,840 Very. 560 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:40,560 Secure. 561 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:42,360 Broccoli. 562 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,560 Thank you very much too. 563 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:46,920 Let's. 564 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,200 Let's. 565 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:47,520 Let's. 566 00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:47,760 Let's. 567 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,480 Let's get into this. 568 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,900 We're Mazda time. 569 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,480 We're not Lewis Hamilton tonight. 570 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,480 So we need to go to Japan. 571 00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:58,300 Mark. 572 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,000 Formerly known as Sweet Beast. 573 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,980 Cheers bud. 574 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,880 Gonna win a few trophies for you tonight. 575 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,240 Okay. 576 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:07,880 So. 577 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:08,600 Mazda. 578 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,500 Where are you? 579 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,800 There we go. 580 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:20,800 Steph. 581 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,160 Thanks very much Steph. 582 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,020 That's really kind of you. 583 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,760 I hope you're getting on well. 584 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,480 You just gotta take the coronavirus. 585 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,840 With a pinch of salt. 586 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,340 Maybe a little lemon. 587 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,120 Just do it on there. 588 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:33,400 And then. 589 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,180 And then some of this. 590 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,160 It's your tip. 591 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,140 Dot IE. 592 00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:41,920 Corona wave. 593 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,520 Featuring Mark Dargan. 594 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,520 BBJ. 595 00:26:52,620 --> 00:27:07,200 Thank you very much. 596 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:13,420 Yunos Roadster. 597 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,500 Let's go for the. 598 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,740 The best Roadster you can get. 599 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,080 Shady COVID. 600 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:23,980 Thank you very much. 601 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,220 This is. 602 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,340 This looks nice. 603 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,080 This is the clock. 604 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,340 The Japanese cars today. 605 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,400 Studio scenes. 606 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,620 Dynamic scenes. 607 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,280 Connor Donahue scenes. 608 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,360 The fourth generation Mazda Roadster. 609 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,500 Thank you very much Connor. 610 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:49,320 Mr. Donahue. 611 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,260 The code ND model. 612 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,260 The code ND model was announced for the first time. 613 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:53,700 In physical form. 614 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,120 At the New York Auto Show. 615 00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,400 In April 2014. 616 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,740 Although this was only a display of the chassis. 617 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:00,780 Engine. 618 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,940 Drive train and suspension. 619 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:05,780 It could immediately be seen. 620 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,740 The vegan virus. 621 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,420 Thank you very much. 622 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,720 It could immediately be seen. 623 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,120 That the heavy items were mounted low. 624 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,440 And towards the centre of the chassis. 625 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,220 The major efforts were made to reduce weight. 626 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,480 And that the driver sat slightly behind the centre of the car. 627 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:21,680 The display. 628 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,820 Succeeded in raising expectations of fans worldwide. 629 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,500 Oh my god. 630 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,940 Boom Murphy. 631 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:34,580 Thank you very much. 632 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:37,960 Thanks so much. 633 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,040 It's just. 634 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,620 It's unbelievable. 635 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:44,580 That's what it is. 636 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:45,860 And you did that. 637 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,460 And I can't believe that. 638 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,820 Thank you very much. 639 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,900 Less reading. 640 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,160 More driving. 641 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:56,460 More gold trophy. 642 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,200 I know what you came to see. 643 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,440 You didn't come to see me read scriptures. 644 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,120 You want to see me bag that gold. 645 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080 What's going to get bagged? 646 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:11,360 Buy using credits. 647 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:11,800 Yeah. 648 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,600 Or spend your own money in a store. 649 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,060 No. 650 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,460 Buy using credits. 651 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,480 Thank you very much. 652 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,020 Yes. 653 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:33,980 I'm going to change into that roadster. 654 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,540 And then we're going to go to the garage. 655 00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:40,260 Back to the garage. 656 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:41,740 And pump it up. 657 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,420 Pump it full of fucking grey goose. 658 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:51,520 Pace and vinegar. 659 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,440 And pump it full of fucking grey. 660 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,440 And pump it full of fucking grey. 661 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,440 And pump it full of fucking grey. 662 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,400 And pump it full of fucking grey. 663 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,440 And pump it full of fucking grey. 664 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 665 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 666 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 667 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 668 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 669 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 670 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 671 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 672 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 673 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 674 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 675 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 676 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 677 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 678 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 679 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 680 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,240 And pump it full of fucking grey. 681 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,240 I see 682 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,240 I see 683 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,240 I see 684 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,240 I see 685 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,240 I see 686 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,240 I see 687 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,240 I see 688 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. 689 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,240 Let's do this. 690 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240 Okay, let's do this. 691 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,240 Okay, let's do this. 692 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,240 Let's do this. 693 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240 Let's do this. 694 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240 Let's do this. 695 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,240 Ba ba ba ba ba. 696 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240 Ba. 697 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,240 Da da da ba ba. 698 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,240 Ba. 699 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,240 COVID-19. 700 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,240 COVID-19. 701 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,240 COVID-19. 702 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,240 Do you know what I mean? 703 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:23,240 Is it Connor Williams? G-A-W-Gaw. How are you getting on? Thanks for for shooting in. Is it Connor Williams with 704 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,240 two N's? Or is it Connor Williams with one N? No. 705 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240 You won't. You can. 706 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,240 As far as I know the name Connor is spelled C-O-N-O-R. 707 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,240 It's the only way. 708 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,240 That's me. 709 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,240 The two the two N's. I don't know if that's the. 710 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 711 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240 That could be an American thing. I'm not sure. 712 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 713 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 714 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 715 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 716 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 717 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 718 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 719 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 720 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 721 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 722 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 723 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 724 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 725 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 726 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 727 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 728 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 729 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 730 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 731 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 732 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 733 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 734 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,240 I don't know if that's the. 735 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 736 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 737 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 738 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 739 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 740 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 741 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 742 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 743 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 744 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 745 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 746 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 747 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 748 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 749 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 750 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 751 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 752 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 753 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 754 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 755 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 756 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 757 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 758 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 759 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 760 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 761 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 762 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 763 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 764 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 765 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 766 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 767 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 768 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 769 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 770 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 771 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 772 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 773 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 774 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 775 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 776 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 777 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 778 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 779 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 780 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 781 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 782 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 783 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 784 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 785 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 786 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 787 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 788 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 789 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,240 The two N's. I don't know if that's the. 790 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240 The N's. I don't know if that's the. 791 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240 The Mercedes Pellegrino gang. 792 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,240 You probably wouldn't know Dave. 793 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,240 Because it's an exclusive. 794 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,240 Club that meets up and races. 795 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,240 Shit hot cars. 796 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240 Every. 797 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,240 Every Thursday. 798 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,240 Maybe Tuesday or Wednesday or even. 799 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,240 Do you know what Dave. 800 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240 It could be any fucking day of the week to be honest. 801 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,240 You need to subscribe. 802 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,240 He said subscribe to what. 803 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240 I said my channel you. 804 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,240 You doofus. 805 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,240 And. 806 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,240 And. 807 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,240 He hung up. 808 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,240 That's just the way he doesn't. 809 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,240 He doesn't do goodbyes this Dave. 810 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,240 That's just the way he is. 811 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240 Look at this. 812 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240 Baby pink. 813 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,240 Or whatever the fuck you call it. 814 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,240 Powder pink. 815 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,240 Get out of my life. 816 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240 See this guy. 817 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240 The bluesy. 818 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,240 You blues you lose baby. 819 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,240 See you later man. 820 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,240 See you later. 821 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:31,620 yellow hornet good luck man Connor Williams Connor this guy is gonna get 822 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:41,200 chased this guy's gonna get chased out the track hey hey see you later man I'm 823 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:47,960 Connor I am Connor I'm Connor that's what you got to do I know it's not very 824 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:57,920 sportsman but uh but what is these days you know I mean for all he knows I do 825 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:05,060 have the corona virus like you know I'm not gonna let that virus stop me it's 826 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:14,740 gonna get behind the wheel and drive like a demon bad out of hell meatloaf the 827 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:24,200 loaves stir hopefully he's doing okay the problem with the cove at 19 is that 828 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:31,740 it's it's just in its infancy we still don't know okay we don't know how it 829 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:43,400 manifests itself but we do know how to stay vigilant earlier on I was just getting the 830 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:52,860 panini just about to leave Donnybrook fair with a panini and a six-pack of delirium tremens limited 831 00:36:52,860 --> 00:37:06,860 edition silver bottles with glasses and pink elephants on it and don't you know it fucking SWAT team lads in boiler suits 832 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:14,320 ambulances they all piled outside and they're like listen lads you're gonna have to stay in we've 833 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:36,320 detected we think that you Connor might be infected with COVID so they taped it up and everybody was kept inside I said can I still eat my panini he said you can yeah they said did you buy it in here I said yeah I said you can yeah so I had that 834 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:45,780 and then fire at six seven o'clock I was like lads it's Mercedes Pellegrino tonight they said what the hell is that 835 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:55,860 I said you don't you should if you have to ask then you don't deserve to be told and they said 836 00:37:55,860 --> 00:38:04,600 you're not going anywhere this is a sealed environment and I just fucking smashed one 837 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:11,740 of the lads shins with the bottle of delirium tremens and said don't you can't keep a good thing 838 00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:19,080 down baby and then just got the hell out of that place and straight into the Mazda and here we are 839 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:26,660 and if you're watching HSE the Garde or any of those lads that try to stop me from leaving 840 00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:35,780 I'm sorry but I mean I have one duty and that's not to protect you know people from the spread of 841 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:41,920 infection that's to win gold troves yeah and there's a hell of a lot of good guys out there 842 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,660 that want to see the gold trove and they've just seen one so thanks so much to all the people out 843 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:56,620 there who are doing the God's honest work to stop this absolute beast that's tearing us apart right now 844 00:38:56,620 --> 00:39:06,380 another gold trove though do you know what I mean it's it's it's a great world and we're living 845 00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:20,120 Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric. 846 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:31,580 Time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new S-Class, a vehicle you can be proud of. 847 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,480 You can be proud of. 848 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,940 In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features and give you some operating hints. 849 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:41,900 Operating hints. 850 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,180 Nice band. 851 00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,040 Welcome back to the highlights of the Formula One World Championship. 852 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,320 Here it's the Italian Grand Prix from Monza. 853 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,120 And Ruben Sparichello is ahead of Juan Pablo Montoya. 854 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,240 Michael Schumacher in the Ferrari is just behind Montoya. 855 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,600 He's toying with him and playing with him like a little rag doll. 856 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:04,480 As they enter the turn into the Parabolica like two metal arrows. 857 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,580 Gliding through the Milanese hinterland. 858 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,860 Not a bother on them. 859 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,120 Like the champions that they are. 860 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:11,600 Schumacher. 861 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,640 Meanwhile, there's been a bit of tasty action over on the Claudio Ranieri Express Bell. 862 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,960 Jean Alessi mows the lawn here. 863 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,000 As you can see there, going right over the grass. 864 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:24,080 And the Jordan allowing him to bypass Joss for stopping, which could result in a penalty. 865 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,640 You see the young new kid on the scene trailing them. 866 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,160 Kimi Räikkönen hustling and hurrying his way into the Triadza Deacon Blues. 867 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:34,700 As you can see there, I can't see Sean Alessi ever yielding his place to give up there for Räikkönen behind him. 868 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,740 And there they go here into the Parabolica. 869 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:37,660 The three amigos. 870 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:38,960 Loss. 871 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:39,720 Tress. 872 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:40,560 Friends. 873 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,100 There's no love lost between these friends. 874 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,320 And Verstrapon is taking Alessi to the cleaning house. 875 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,280 He wants to wring him out. 876 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,840 But with each grip and twist of Verstrapon, he seems to wring out no liquid. 877 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,600 Which means he's very dry at this stage. 878 00:40:55,740 --> 00:41:00,260 And Jean Alessi would do well to watch his back and stay away from the dry man. 879 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,500 Until he's become re-humidified on Network 2. 880 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,540 Connor Williams. 881 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,200 Three lives, three stories, one common factor. 882 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,920 The Yellow Rolls Royce is next. 883 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,080 We are faced with the ultimate nightmare. 884 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,320 The abduction of nuclear war. 885 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,860 He's back as Bond. 886 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,080 I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence. 887 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,480 You're obviously well equipped. 888 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,500 So are you. 889 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,680 You're not going to make any trouble, are you, Mr. Parker? 890 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,260 Connery's comeback. 891 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,220 I'm all yours. 892 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,860 In Never Say Never Again, Tuesday at 7 on Network 2. 893 00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,240 Drive the Sky of Lardy Bays. 894 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,540 Featuring Wuhan wingtips. 895 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,340 A Corona-class crew cab. 896 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,340 With additional immigration policies. 897 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:05,140 Which are sure to set tongues wagging amongst the right and left sides of the political spectrum. 898 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,640 Which are you, Jean? 899 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:08,980 Right or left? 900 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,220 Whatever you is. 901 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,920 Make sure to spread your opinions all over social. 902 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,600 As if you're some kind of mover and shaker in the goings-on of the world. 903 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:26,980 And not, as you might have compartmentalized in the recesses of your waking consciousness. 904 00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,760 An insignificant speck of nothing. 905 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,840 An insignificant speck of nothing. 906 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,420 Whose only use is to further line the pockets of the creators of websites. 907 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,100 Through ad revenue. 908 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,140 Based on impressions and clicks. 909 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,220 So if you're an impressionistic clicker. 910 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,400 Why not get your grey goose kicker. 911 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:49,680 Down to Connor Williams AMG. 912 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,680 We're going to be giving away a free Mercedes tomorrow. 913 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,260 There's only one catch. 914 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,260 You have to pay for it. 915 00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:12,680 With hundreds of cases reported. 916 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,680 Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis. 917 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,260 It's prompted a coordinated cross-border response. 918 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,240 Talks between the Italian Prime Minister and the French President in Rome. 919 00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:28,280 Among a flurry of high-level meetings aimed at countering the outbreak. 920 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:32,700 But the WHO says the rate of infection in Italy may be overstated. 921 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,760 An official said Italian authorities have been declaring cases after a first positive test. 922 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,040 Whereas other countries wait for the result of a second test. 923 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,400 It's not looking good, guys. 924 00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,480 However, an upsurge in Europe is... 925 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,460 It's a heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy breakout. 926 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:54,080 I just hope... 927 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,140 I just hope it doesn't reach where I am at the moment, you know. 928 00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,580 I'm well... 929 00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:00,180 I'm well... 930 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,380 I'm well stocked up. 931 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,600 I'm well stocked up. 932 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,800 We did the shop earlier on. 933 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:10,540 And the larger is ram-packed to the rafters. 934 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:17,160 I actually bumped into Pat Rafter while I was stocking up for the larger. 935 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:24,440 And he wanted to know whether or not I wanted to call around to drink Grey Goose from gutted tennis balls. 936 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,600 Coronavirus, thank you very much. 937 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,540 The tennis balls obviously didn't need to be gutted because they are a ball of air themselves. 938 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,200 But... 939 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,860 He's a good guy. 940 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:37,520 He's a good guy. 941 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:39,120 And I said I'm going to be doing this. 942 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,020 So, I mean... 943 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,140 If you're... 944 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,400 Pat, if you're watching... 945 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,940 Have a good one, bud. 946 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:49,700 Kanza... 947 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,480 Kanza's thinking about you, bud. 948 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:54,480 Victor. 949 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,280 Thank you very much. 950 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,280 Very, very kind of you, Victor. 951 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,380 And... 952 00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,940 Hope you're doing well, bud. 953 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:05,640 Boom, Murphy. 954 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,740 I can't believe that. 955 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,180 You... 956 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,880 You absolute... 957 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,860 You absolute cream dog. 958 00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,960 Sexy Yamataka Hazemoto. 959 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,500 Thank you very much as well. 960 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:28,300 It's great to see our Japanese friends tuning in despite all the coronistic constraints which they're facing at the moment. 961 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,740 My heart goes out to you. 962 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,720 It really does. 963 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,240 Because I think I've done a lot for Japan, to be honest with you. 964 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,440 Joseph McDermott, too. 965 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,440 Let's hit this. 966 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,000 Let's get this stuff. 967 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,620 Let's get... 968 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,480 Let's get this gold. 969 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,560 See you later! 970 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,540 Broccoli Roadman. 971 00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:59,440 Thank you very much. 972 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,120 We're out in the desert. 973 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:04,440 This is very... 974 00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:06,440 Very... 975 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,180 New. 976 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,980 It's a whole new experience for me. 977 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:10,760 Desert driving. 978 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:17,840 I've driven across most terrain in the world. 979 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,200 Konzo for EP DJ set. 980 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:21,780 Look. 981 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,720 If you want that to happen, then... 982 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:25,480 I don't know... 983 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,180 I do know. 984 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,460 Because I'm well connected. 985 00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:28,940 But I mean... 986 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:31,680 If you want that to happen, it can happen and will happen. 987 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,560 But you need to get on to those guys to get on to me. 988 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,600 Do you know what I mean? 989 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,700 Do you know what I'm saying? 990 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:43,380 And I mean... 991 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:45,160 Colonic Polyps, thank you very much. 992 00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:47,780 I mean, if it was to go ahead... 993 00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:48,340 A Connor... 994 00:46:48,340 --> 00:46:51,140 A Connor Williams DJ set at Electric Picnic... 995 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,360 I'd have to bring my friends along, you know? 996 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:57,480 I'd have to bring Sandico... 997 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,160 Zonad... 998 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,480 Francis Higgins, the Viper... 999 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,160 Just because he lets me use the channel... 1000 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,840 So that Connor Donahue can be very kind... 1001 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,240 And send me his well wishes. 1002 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,840 And for me to say thank you to Connor... 1003 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,340 I appreciate that, Connor. 1004 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,040 Thank you very much. 1005 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,720 I'd have to bring Francesco Higginares. 1006 00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,840 I'd have to bring Tomasheen Schlugbox. 1007 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,620 Because he's just a real cool dude as well. 1008 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,220 And Titsy Mirbo, thank you very much. 1009 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:28,300 I'd have to bring... 1010 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,300 None other... 1011 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,060 Than the fella... 1012 00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:33,300 The fella out of those... 1013 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:35,720 Fontaine videos. 1014 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,140 Which I have to say... 1015 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,500 Are very gas. 1016 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,400 Sash... 1017 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,360 Encore un foie. 1018 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:45,980 Thank you very much. 1019 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,220 Again one time. 1020 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,160 Again once more. 1021 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,480 Encore un foie. 1022 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,040 Fucking hell man, I'm in the sand here. 1023 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480 I'll be building sandcastles with Ivan Dahl. 1024 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,140 They won't be in the sky though. 1025 00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,980 They'll be on Earth. 1026 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:04,320 And Yurtis a Hurnis. 1027 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,260 You're gonna give me a hernia, Yurti. 1028 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:08,240 Thank you very much. 1029 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,820 You're gonna give me a hernia. 1030 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,500 With your kindness. 1031 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,600 I can't believe that. 1032 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:21,240 Yurti, well I have you. 1033 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,420 And boom Murphy. 1034 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,380 Thanks so much Bruno Fernandes. 1035 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,260 Great work you're doing there. 1036 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,400 In the Red Devils outfit. 1037 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,240 I could have got you a better deal. 1038 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:33,880 But I mean you went with the wrong agent. 1039 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:34,880 As far as I'm concerned. 1040 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,440 Look it. 1041 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,460 Enjoy playing with Lingard and those guys next season. 1042 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:44,500 Although I heard that they're gonna buy Sancho and some other clown box. 1043 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,360 Red Mercedes. 1044 00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:47,300 Thanks so much bud. 1045 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:49,880 Yurti and boom time. 1046 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,080 And my friend Sandico Lanan. 1047 00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:56,160 I was telling this to Tom the other day. 1048 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,180 About three weeks ago. 1049 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:02,460 Sandico is a financier. 1050 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:03,920 A male model. 1051 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,500 A full time playboy. 1052 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,460 And an absolute legend. 1053 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,120 And a loving father of three. 1054 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,200 And a loving father of three as well. 1055 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:11,980 And he says. 1056 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,080 That he wants to take you. 1057 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,340 On a trip to financial heaven. 1058 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:22,000 And what he wants to do is bring you on a three day investment trial period. 1059 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,360 Where he gets inside the goose machine. 1060 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,140 He rocks up to your gaff. 1061 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,060 Bundles you into the back. 1062 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,460 Basically just drives off with you. 1063 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,600 And he's announced in the middle of the night. 1064 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,040 Sounds a bit dodged. 1065 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,200 Sounds a bit sketchy. 1066 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:39,320 Yeah. 1067 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:39,820 Don't worry. 1068 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:40,760 It's actually legit. 1069 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:42,560 It's fucking sound. 1070 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,240 It's grand. 1071 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,420 And it's not. 1072 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,920 It's not like it sounds. 1073 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,260 It's not abduction. 1074 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:50,080 It's what it is. 1075 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,080 It's what it is. 1076 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,100 He puts big cats in one van. 1077 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,840 And then he works out whether or not. 1078 00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,940 Or how to spend your money really well. 1079 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,980 And there's some great returns on that as well. 1080 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,820 Some fantastic returns. 1081 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,740 But you might think. 1082 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,720 Hang on a second. 1083 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:13,580 Connor. 1084 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,420 That sounds like. 1085 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:16,520 One. 1086 00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:17,260 Abduction. 1087 00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:18,400 And two. 1088 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,080 Very very dodgy. 1089 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,560 From a fiscal point of view. 1090 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:23,700 Yeah I know. 1091 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,420 But this isn't. 1092 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,660 This isn't your average. 1093 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,140 Joe Soap. 1094 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,020 This is San. 1095 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,000 The Sanball. 1096 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,360 Sandico Lanan. 1097 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:33,960 It's fine. 1098 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:35,180 You're thinking. 1099 00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:38,600 Why don't I just go down to an investment broker myself. 1100 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,320 And do it all above boards. 1101 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,700 You know their license and all that. 1102 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480 Because it's not the same man. 1103 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,760 It's not the same. 1104 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,640 And Sandico has the gooser. 1105 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:56,020 And he's got a great green suit on. It's velvet it is. It's the bomb. It's like this gold. 1106 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:15,560 Do you know what? When you get a gold trope as easy as the way I've just got it, you might start thinking, 1107 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:26,820 this life game just isn't as bad as everyone's making out, man. I can just drive through. I can rock up to the desert and just get gold as easy as that. 1108 00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:36,860 Well, the problem is, guys, I'm making it look very easy. A lot of work and time has gone into driving the way I drive. 1109 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:46,100 And I was just saying that earlier on to Simon Coveney, who was very, very alarmed. 1110 00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:55,440 Abrupt. Yes, he was. But I mean, wouldn't you be if you're facing the COVID-19 virus? 1111 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:01,440 I said to Simon, Simon Coveney, I've got it. 1112 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,060 Name change, baby. 1113 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,100 Because he's been feeling a little bit lost. Doesn't know what he's doing these days. 1114 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:18,080 I said name change straight away. Change your name from Simon Coveney to Simon COVID-19-y. 1115 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,360 Why? 1116 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,900 He asked me why. 1117 00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,680 I said simply, 1118 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,020 search engine optimization. 1119 00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:33,420 People are going to be searching for the virus. 1120 00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:35,200 They're going to get you. 1121 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:36,760 Your face. 1122 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,800 When they type in virus, your face is going to come up, Simon. 1123 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,560 He said, that sounds terrible, Connor. 1124 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,600 Sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard. 1125 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,240 I said, 1126 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,480 you just are too chicken shit to play the games I play, Cove Baby. 1127 00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:54,200 And that's why you're going to be living in a cove. 1128 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,300 While I'm living 1129 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,200 in the backseat. 1130 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:05,620 That's why I'm living 1131 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:10,040 in the front seat of an AMG cove. 1132 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,280 And Coveney was going, 1133 00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,580 Connor, are you okay? 1134 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:16,720 Because there was a massive vein on the front of my forehead 1135 00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,940 that was becoming very prominent. 1136 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,420 And I said, 1137 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,400 Cobester, 1138 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,060 I'm fucking fine, baby. 1139 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,040 I mean, I might be coming down with something. 1140 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,960 But I'm feeling as fit as a fiddle at the moment. 1141 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,340 And he went, 1142 00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:35,700 he just walked away, 1143 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,440 chuttering, stuttering blindly into the night. 1144 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,920 And I just went like this. 1145 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,320 See you later. 1146 00:53:49,460 --> 00:54:10,000 Connor Williams. 1147 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Time passes quickly. 1148 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,840 The wind noise has been reduced further. 1149 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,380 And, as a special safety feature, 1150 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,720 the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner. 1151 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,160 Clean that shit off the rear view now. 1152 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,620 Or I'll have your job. 1153 00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:34,860 The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings 1154 00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:38,080 of between 190 and 225 kilograms. 1155 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,300 Fill up the tank. 1156 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:40,480 Make it snappy. 1157 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:41,700 Or I'll have your job. 1158 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,820 It's almost six o'clock. 1159 00:54:43,940 --> 00:54:44,860 Now it's time for... 1160 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,940 It's that time of the week, guys. 1161 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:47,860 So it's time for... 1162 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:53,080 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1163 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,060 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 1164 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,060 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1165 00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:09,160 I thought there was a bit at the end there, but... 1166 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,840 There wasn't. 1167 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,480 So I'll have to cancel that last movement going in... 1168 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,560 Going out of the tune. 1169 00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:16,800 Yeah, Celtic Tiger Nights. 1170 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,060 Look, you know what it is. 1171 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,380 I don't need to explain... 1172 00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:21,500 I shouldn't have to be spoon-feeding you. 1173 00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:23,200 You know what it is. 1174 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:27,060 We take a delve down memory lane... 1175 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,400 To the Celtic Tiger period. 1176 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,200 To see what was going on. 1177 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,560 Back at the height of the boom. 1178 00:55:34,820 --> 00:55:36,080 So we've got a random... 1179 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,440 A random article here. 1180 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,180 On showbiz.ie. 1181 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,700 Great publication. 1182 00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,400 Big shout out to all the showbiz heads out there. 1183 00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:45,560 Sondra Joyce. 1184 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,080 A real... 1185 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,640 Real exemplary showbiz.ie-er. 1186 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,980 Stream is unavailable, somebody says. 1187 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,680 Has the stream gone down? 1188 00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,980 Did the stream go down? 1189 00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:05,020 Is your tip.ie-er.ie. 1190 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,580 Chat, can you let me know there, chat? 1191 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,880 Is the stream okay? 1192 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,100 Stream is fine. 1193 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,420 I thought it had gone. 1194 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,600 Thanks so much for that, for letting me know. 1195 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:19,900 Sorry. 1196 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:20,820 And thanks for the tip. 1197 00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:25,800 You're playing me with fake information, so I don't know what to make of that. 1198 00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:29,340 Stream is unavailable. 1199 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:30,260 Thank you very much. 1200 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:33,440 Red Mercedes and Sandra Joyce. 1201 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,400 Thank you very much. 1202 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,140 And Biggis. 1203 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,000 Biggis. 1204 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,160 Dickus. 1205 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,420 Thanks so much. 1206 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,740 So, showbiz.ie. 1207 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,000 Lisa Murphy hooks a new role. 1208 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,400 This looks exciting. 1209 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,740 This could be a real tasty little treat here. 1210 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,600 Joe Duffy. 1211 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,140 Thanks so much, Joe, baby. 1212 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,560 Thank you. 1213 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,300 Go, Joe. 1214 00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:58,880 Go, Joe. 1215 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,820 Go, Joe. 1216 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:02,760 Go, Joe. 1217 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,340 Pellegrino, baby. 1218 00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:06,600 Go, Joe. 1219 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:06,600 Go, Joe. 1220 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:06,660 Go, Joe. 1221 00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:07,020 Go, Joe. 1222 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,960 Corona, Master Jack. 1223 00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:16,660 Thank you very much, Master Jack. 1224 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,080 Oh, for the fuck's sake. 1225 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,900 It's a very steamy situation inside this mask. 1226 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,080 Pixel. 1227 00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:34,460 Thanks so much, bud. 1228 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:36,600 Okay. 1229 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:42,480 24th of July, 2006. 1230 00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,300 Lisa Murphy hooks a new role. 1231 00:57:46,140 --> 00:57:51,340 Michael Flatley's former Ballantyre babe, Lisa Murphy, has moved on from the Lord of the 1232 00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:57,940 Dance and is winning the post-breakup PR war, courtesy of Phil Eglinton.ie. 1233 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,400 Thank you very much, Phil. 1234 00:57:59,400 --> 00:57:59,500 Thank you very much, Phil. 1235 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,900 With her relaunch as a model. 1236 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:03,940 I didn't know that. 1237 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,280 I thought she was always a model. 1238 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:11,720 Didn't know that she became a model after her dalliance with the Lord of the Dance. 1239 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,260 Or he does get... 1240 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,680 Philip the Tank, thank you very much. 1241 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:20,740 He is the Lord of the Dance, but I mean, he's seen his fair share of women as well, Michael Flatley. 1242 00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:23,280 So you could actually call him the Lord of the Dalliance. 1243 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,940 But it probably wouldn't stick. 1244 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,700 And he could actually come after you and sue you for that. 1245 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,280 So we won't do that. 1246 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,420 Anyway, Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal. 1247 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,140 Could you believe it? 1248 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,000 Would you believe it? 1249 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,380 If I told you it happened? 1250 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,040 Well, it did. 1251 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:39,360 Ah! 1252 00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:40,900 She's caught a big one! 1253 00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:42,460 It's a beauty, baby! 1254 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,200 I wouldn't need... 1255 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,880 If that came out the canal, you... 1256 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,260 You're joking me. 1257 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:48,560 That did not come out of the canal. 1258 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,300 You're joking. 1259 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:59,320 Ever since it emerged that Michael Flatley and his better half of six years, Lisa Murphy had 1260 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,540 gone their separate ways. 1261 00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:07,220 The Irish media has been foaming at the bit to get the juicy details of the failed romance. 1262 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:17,180 And when the superhoover announced he was seeing dancer Neve O'Brien within weeks of the breakup 1263 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:25,140 and barking on about wanting to have kids, the media door was wide open for Lisa to walk 1264 00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:28,980 through and score vital points in the PR battle. 1265 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,400 There she is down at the Grand Canal. 1266 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,400 That's actually down by... 1267 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,680 Sorry, she burped. 1268 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:38,840 Don't... 1269 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,400 Don't burp in the... 1270 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,280 Don't burp in these things. 1271 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:41,980 It's not good. 1272 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,720 I'm drinking Sam Pell gas water there. 1273 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,400 It's not gonna... 1274 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1275 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1276 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1277 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1278 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:48,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1279 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1280 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:49,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1281 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:50,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1282 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1283 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,960 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1284 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,520 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1285 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,520 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1286 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1287 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1288 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,520 I don't know how this is gonna continue without... 1289 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,080 Shapely Lisa launched her modeling career... 1290 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,080 With a giant slippery salmon... 1291 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,080 In her finely manicured hands... 1292 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,280 To announce next month's music festival... 1293 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,080 At the Anglers Rest! 1294 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,760 Giant slippery salmon... 1295 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,080 Manicured fingers... 1296 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,920 Mmm... 1297 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:24,960 And there he is! 1298 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:25,960 The Kavanagh statue... 1299 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,680 I wonder did she tickle his chin? 1300 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,720 Do you reckon she... 1301 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,880 She uh... 1302 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,440 Do you reckon she knows about that? 1303 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,720 Maybe she does... 1304 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,080 Aptly for some... 1305 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,480 For some perhaps bikini clad Lisa posed beside... 1306 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,080 The Patrick Kavanagh... 1307 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,200 Brother commemorate me thus beautifully statue... 1308 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,040 With rod in hand... 1309 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,400 Parallel... 1310 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,080 To the Grand Canal Bank... 1311 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,880 So greeny at the heart of summer... 1312 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,640 Uh... 1313 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,040 Uh... 1314 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,240 But still holding her dignity for the moment... 1315 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,180 She refuses to elaborate on the cause of the breakup... 1316 01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:07,120 And is instead looking for a career... 1317 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,640 In front of the photographer's lens... 1318 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,060 Ironically while dating Michael... 1319 01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:14,640 Lisa tended to avoid the paparazzi flashbulbs... 1320 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,120 There you go... 1321 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:17,600 She's not... 1322 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:17,600 She's not... 1323 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,400 She... 1324 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,400 She got rid of that... 1325 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600 She definitely got rid of that... 1326 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,120 Um... 1327 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,040 That... 1328 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,440 Uh... 1329 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,440 Aversion... 1330 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,060 From the looks of things... 1331 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:30,080 Lisa will do well in her modelling career... 1332 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,140 And could even challenge... 1333 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,440 Glenda Gilson's catwalk crown... 1334 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,680 Similarly... 1335 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,680 Similarly... 1336 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,060 She has the body... 1337 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:36,760 The looks... 1338 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,720 And a very famous... 1339 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,520 Ex-boyfriend... 1340 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:39,520 Ex-boyfriend... 1341 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,020 Ex-boyfriend... 1342 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,580 Well I don't know about that... 1343 01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:45,760 Well I don't know who Glenda Gilson's... 1344 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,120 Boy... 1345 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,860 Or ex-boyfriend was... 1346 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:48,520 But uh... 1347 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,260 Who knows... 1348 01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,520 Maybe she was going out with Michael Flatley as well... 1349 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,640 Interestingly enough... 1350 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,460 I think it was Quib... 1351 01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:57,480 If you're there... 1352 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,460 Sent me a link to Michael Flatley's Feet of Flames... 1353 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:02,980 Or uh... 1354 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:05,900 Michael Flatley's uh... 1355 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:09,900 Celtic gangster... 1356 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:15,260 It's pretty... 1357 01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:16,520 It's pretty phenomenal... 1358 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,140 If I... 1359 01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:18,900 If I do say so myself... 1360 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,580 I might try Quib... 1361 01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:22,980 Do you... 1362 01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:23,640 Yeah... 1363 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,240 Do you know what that was called Quib? 1364 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:27,880 So I can just call it up here... 1365 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,540 I can bring it up... 1366 01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:31,880 Let's see... 1367 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,960 Let's see what we have here... 1368 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,220 So we don't... 1369 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,640 Celtic Tiger Nights... 1370 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,580 You don't need that... 1371 01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:40,880 Celtic Tiger Stinger... 1372 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,720 Celtic Tiger Dreams... 1373 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,860 You don't need that... 1374 01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:46,880 Celtic Tiger Nights... 1375 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,380 You know what it was called Quib... 1376 01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:49,480 Celtic Tiger Nights... 1377 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,640 Tap Dancing Fire Scene... 1378 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,300 I don't think it was called Celtic Tiger Nights... 1379 01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:56,560 Or was it? 1380 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,100 I'm not sure... 1381 01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,980 Let's have a look... 1382 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:11,480 I'm just gonna write Celtic Flatley... 1383 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,020 Celtic Flatley Dancing Fire... 1384 01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:25,480 The problem here is the... 1385 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:25,760 The... 1386 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,780 The bit that you sent me was quality... 1387 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,480 But I don't... 1388 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:36,280 Bear with me guys... 1389 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:36,940 While I get this... 1390 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:37,580 You're not gonna... 1391 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:38,940 You're not gonna be disappointed... 1392 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,940 With the Feet of Flames here... 1393 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:43,660 You're not gonna be disappointed... 1394 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:44,480 With the Feet of Flames... 1395 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,240 And also remember... 1396 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,940 Check out Vulture Fund... 1397 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:48,180 We're gonna be really... 1398 01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:48,940 Rocking shit up... 1399 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:50,380 Over the next few months... 1400 01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:51,540 We've got some great gigs... 1401 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:52,380 Coming up as well... 1402 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:52,380 We've got some great gigs... 1403 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:53,380 We've got some great gigs... 1404 01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,380 We've got some great gigs... 1405 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:54,380 Coming up as well... 1406 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,380 We've got some great gigs... 1407 01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:56,380 Coming up as well... 1408 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:56,380 We've got some great gigs... 1409 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:57,380 Coming up as well... 1410 01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:58,380 Okay... 1411 01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,380 Okay... 1412 01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,380 Okay... 1413 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:00,380 Okay... 1414 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:01,380 Okay... 1415 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,380 Okay... 1416 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,380 Okay... 1417 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,380 Okay... 1418 01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:05,380 Do you know... 1419 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,380 Maybe it wasn't yourself... 1420 01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,380 Quib was it? 1421 01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:08,380 Quib was it? 1422 01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:09,380 I don't know... 1423 01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,380 Celtic... 1424 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,380 Celtic Tiger... 1425 01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,380 Michael Flatleaf... 1426 01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,380 HD Modified... 1427 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,380 Grid... 1428 01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:16,380 Grid Rain... 1429 01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:16,380 Was it you? 1430 01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:17,380 Flatly HD... 1431 01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:18,380 Flatly... 1432 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:19,380 HD... 1433 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,380 Flatly... 1434 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:21,380 HD... 1435 01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,380 Modified... 1436 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,380 Of Birmingham... 1437 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,380 Do we have a timestamp guys? 1438 01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:25,380 Do we have a timestamp for the... 1439 01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:26,380 Uh... 1440 01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,380 Do we have a timestamp guys? 1441 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,380 Do we have a timestamp for the... 1442 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:29,380 Uh... 1443 01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,380 Do we have a timestamp for the... 1444 01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:31,380 Uh... 1445 01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,380 Do we have a timestamp for the... 1446 01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:33,380 Uh... 1447 01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:35,380 Do we have a timestamp for the... 1448 01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:36,380 Uh... 1449 01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,380 Feet of Flames? 1450 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,380 Timestamp for the Feet of Flames please guys! 1451 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,380 So... 1452 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:47,380 Okay... 1453 01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:48,380 Okay... 1454 01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:51,380 Okay... 1455 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:55,380 That was going on... 1456 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,380 What was he on? 1457 01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,380 What was he doing? 1458 01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:59,380 How did he come up with the concept? 1459 01:04:59,380 --> 01:05:00,380 He took... 1460 01:05:00,380 --> 01:05:01,380 Uh... 1461 01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:02,380 Riverdance... 1462 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,380 And just turned it into a real... 1463 01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:05,380 Titillation fest... 1464 01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,380 With him... 1465 01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:07,380 At the centre of the tap... 1466 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,380 Uh... 1467 01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:09,380 Baz... 1468 01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,380 Quib says... 1469 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:11,380 One... 1470 01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:12,380 Hour... 1471 01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,380 And five... 1472 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,380 Okay... 1473 01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,380 You've... 1474 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,380 You've bought your ticket to Feet of Flames... 1475 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,380 To... 1476 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,380 Celtic Tiger Flatly HD... 1477 01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380 You're an hour in! 1478 01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:20,380 Yeah? 1479 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,380 You're an hour in! 1480 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,380 I'm gonna kill that mute... 1481 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,380 Can we kill the tunes guys? 1482 01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,380 Can we kill the tunes guys? 1483 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:26,380 Can we kill... 1484 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:27,380 Can we kill the tunes guys? 1485 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,380 Can we kill the tunes there guys please? 1486 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:29,380 Can we kill the tunes? 1487 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,380 Can we kill the tunes? 1488 01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:31,380 Okay... 1489 01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:32,380 So you... 1490 01:05:32,380 --> 01:05:33,380 Uh... 1491 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:34,380 You purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger... 1492 01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:40,860 hour in. I'm gonna kill that mute can we kill the tunes guys? Can we kill can we 1493 01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:47,260 kill the tunes there guys please? Can we kill the tunes? Okay so you you 1494 01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:54,480 purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger Michael Flatley in Birmingham in 2005. 1495 01:05:54,480 --> 01:06:03,140 And you're an hour in. You're an hour into the gig. You're wondering what old 1496 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:10,800 flat balls has got it in store in order. And then he just comes out with this. 1497 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,900 Check hold on to your seats. 1498 01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:24,720 Sirens! Danger! 1499 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:51,560 Wow! Woo! Go on Michael baby! Go Michael go! Watch the feet baby! Those feet are hot! He's got- here comes the hot stepper baby! 1500 01:06:51,560 --> 01:07:16,220 He can't stop tapping! He's the tap master! He's tap master flash! King of the tap! It just doesn't stop! Check this out baby! 1501 01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:41,940 He's getting hotter! He's getting hotter! You can see it's getting hotter! That's smoke right there! That is smoky! It's a smoky number! He's teasing! He's teasing us! Hot feet! 1502 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:51,900 You're an hour into the gig and this is going on. 1503 01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,620 Whoa! 1504 01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:06,020 Bah! 1505 01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:11,100 Ring of fire! 1506 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,620 He's on fire! 1507 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:14,460 No! 1508 01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,700 Michael, no! 1509 01:08:17,980 --> 01:08:21,400 Somebody call the fire brigade, baby! 1510 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,700 He's got a Tommy gun! 1511 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:40,100 He's got a Tommy gun! 1512 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,100 He's got a... 1513 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:47,900 Where are they going? 1514 01:08:47,900 --> 01:09:09,380 I don't know. 1515 01:09:09,380 --> 01:09:11,380 I mean, the thing is, that's amazing, 1516 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:15,180 but I don't know what any of that had to do with the Celtic tiger. 1517 01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:20,620 But I mean, who knows? 1518 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,860 That's the beauty of the flatman. 1519 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:25,160 The old flat pack furniture. 1520 01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:28,520 That was Celtic tiger nights, baby. 1521 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,740 Celtic tiger nights. 1522 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,720 Celtic tiger dreams. 1523 01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:37,740 Celtic tiger nights. 1524 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,420 Drive the sky. 1525 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,080 Welcome back to the Italian Grand Prix here, 1526 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,380 and Manza in the race positions after 15 laps. 1527 01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:48,620 It's Ruben Garkeller in first. 1528 01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:49,800 Juan Pablo Montoya. 1529 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,840 Michael Schumacher battling out for third there. 1530 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:52,940 Raul Schumacher. 1531 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:53,680 Jean Alessi. 1532 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,660 Jasper Stappan. 1533 01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:55,480 The new guy. 1534 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:56,940 Kimi Raikkonen in seventh. 1535 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:58,440 Head of Pedro de la Raza. 1536 01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,080 The Spaniard. 1537 01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:00,340 Jacques Villeneuve. 1538 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:01,060 Mika Hakkinen. 1539 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,060 Bernal de Panas. 1540 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,100 Heintaro Frensen. 1541 01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,300 Alonso Heifel. 1542 01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:05,040 Jiren Carlo. 1543 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:05,760 Fizickela. 1544 01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,180 And then the last of the Mohicans. 1545 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,060 Engay. 1546 01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:09,500 Jung. 1547 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,220 And Eddie Irvine in last. 1548 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,840 David Coulthard had to drop down. 1549 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,700 Jensen Button had a problem there with his left tailgauge, 1550 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,880 left pipe streamer. 1551 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:20,940 And Yano Trulli has just been sick in a bucket backstage. 1552 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,560 Bits of carrot in it. 1553 01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:23,980 We don't know what caused that. 1554 01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:26,620 Maybe it was an upset stomach before he even came into the race. 1555 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:32,740 All we do know is that Jensen's button was missing before he even got to the jacks earlier on for a piss. 1556 01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:43,800 So there was an ominous sign that something was going to go wrong before he even met the rubber man to stick the tires on his balloon master. 1557 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,760 Connor Williams. 1558 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,840 Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards. 1559 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,300 They're having a kid. 1560 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,260 And they want you to be godfather. 1561 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,360 Why? 1562 01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,700 Because I wasn't available at the time. 1563 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:57,940 I had stuff to do. 1564 01:10:58,180 --> 01:10:59,320 And I explained that to them. 1565 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,140 You don't want to say yes though. 1566 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,040 You know it's going to be shit. 1567 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:09,040 And you don't want to have to commit to endless future family events. 1568 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,900 Where she's probably just going to be farting around singing like a baby. 1569 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,840 And he'll just be going on about how good he is. 1570 01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:22,020 As if he's the next coming of Christ. 1571 01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,480 I can understand that. 1572 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:27,900 What you got to do is get your arse down to Connor Williams. 1573 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:29,700 AMG tomorrow. 1574 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:30,940 ASAP. 1575 01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:34,260 I'm going to spin a little car around in front of your face. 1576 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,860 It's got a panoramic sunroof. 1577 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,200 Enough fucking space in the arse. 1578 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,740 To fit in a little family of geese. 1579 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,480 If you're allowed to do that. 1580 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,720 I don't think that's allowed. 1581 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,500 But come down anyway. 1582 01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,280 See what we can do. 1583 01:11:49,280 --> 01:12:04,060 Get rid of that. 1584 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,020 And here we are. 1585 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:08,440 Welcome back to the Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 3. 1586 01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:10,260 I'm Connor Williams. 1587 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,980 Bringing you into the Mercedes Pellegrino night. 1588 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,400 Like the ghost of the flames of Michael Flatley's Celtic Tiger Nights. 1589 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,720 An unbelievable concept. 1590 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:27,240 Which really blew the Birminghamers away when they saw it. 1591 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:27,880 Luke Coyle. 1592 01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:28,860 Thank you very much. 1593 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,840 Hope you're doing well bud. 1594 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:40,820 And that your fridge and larder is well stocked for the upcoming viral pandemic. 1595 01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:44,700 ZurichTip.ie 1596 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:46,280 Guterino. 1597 01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:47,340 Thank you very much. 1598 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,080 Do you know what I like to do? 1599 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:55,580 When I get behind the wheel in the Tuscan region. 1600 01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,900 The Magiore region. 1601 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,080 Which is where we're about to drive now. 1602 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,160 Stick on a little bit of tunes. 1603 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:05,520 ZurichTip.ie 1604 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,040 Stench. 1605 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,320 Thanks so much stench. 1606 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:09,620 It's a great stench. 1607 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,560 Smells great. 1608 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:11,660 Conza. 1609 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,560 Did I miss Francis? 1610 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,020 World football the other day. 1611 01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:17,900 Or did that not happen? 1612 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:18,860 No it did happen. 1613 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,200 But it got taken down. 1614 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:25,340 Francis Higgins and Schlug were both set to commentate. 1615 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,460 ZurichTip.ie 1616 01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:28,000 Corona Pellegrino. 1617 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:28,820 Thank you very much. 1618 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,880 We're both commentating on it. 1619 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:32,980 A CONCACAF. 1620 01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:36,360 That's the North American subdivision of FIFA. 1621 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,680 Women's under 20 world championship match. 1622 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:45,200 White hot action between the Cayman Islands and Trinidad and Tobago. 1623 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,700 ZurichTip.ie 1624 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:51,880 ZurichRoddenhand.ie 1625 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:52,800 Thank you very much. 1626 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,200 And would you Trinidad and believe it. 1627 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,900 The stream got taken down. 1628 01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:07,960 I don't know how people are meant to eat with these masks the whole time. 1629 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,360 It's not. 1630 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,460 It doesn't work. 1631 01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:12,640 Love it. 1632 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:12,680 Love it. 1633 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,440 We'll soldier on. 1634 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,320 But I like to stick on tunes. 1635 01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,680 And here's some of my favourite tunes. 1636 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:20,740 And a little mix. 1637 01:14:20,780 --> 01:14:22,740 A little conzo mix I made up for you. 1638 01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:24,400 Hope you like some of these tunes. 1639 01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:25,940 They're my favourites. 1640 01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,780 We're going to start with the greatest band in the world. 1641 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,460 Coldplay. 1642 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,320 Something a bit different. 1643 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:39,360 I know you like me to put the dance machine. 1644 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,860 You know me as the dance machine. 1645 01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:44,980 But we're going to go a bit indie here. 1646 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:45,620 A bit rock. 1647 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:46,640 Yeah. 1648 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:47,920 Chris Martin. 1649 01:14:54,380 --> 01:15:00,840 I can identify with Chris Martin because he went through a conscious uncoupling with his wife Gwyneth. 1650 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:06,060 And I'm going through pretty much a similar sort of thing with my ex-wife Deirdre. 1651 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:11,480 Well she's not ex-yat because the divorce has not gone through. 1652 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,420 Deirdre if you're watching. 1653 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:14,900 How are you getting on? 1654 01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:17,500 You didn't think I'd be okay on my own. 1655 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,440 But as you can see I'm absolutely sending it. 1656 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,560 And I hope that you're doing okay as well. 1657 01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:26,260 Even though to be honest with you Dee. 1658 01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:29,220 I don't care. 1659 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,660 It's almost six o'clock. 1660 01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:37,140 But I'm going through a conscious uncoupling myself. 1661 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,780 So I can kind of see how things are with him. 1662 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,800 And he's a man of great taste. 1663 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,880 And also he penned this. 1664 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:49,000 An extraordinary love song. 1665 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:51,560 Called Yellow. 1666 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,440 At a young age. 1667 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:54,900 So it's kind of. 1668 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,220 It's a powerful tune. 1669 01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:01,620 It's amazing to think somebody at such a young age could make something that would hit so deeply and emotionally. 1670 01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:03,620 With its audience. 1671 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,760 But that they did. 1672 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:06,560 The Coldsters. 1673 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,500 Eneskronivirus. 1674 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:15,520 Thank you very much. 1675 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,220 See you later. 1676 01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:21,100 I'm Connor. 1677 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:22,940 See this guy. 1678 01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:25,000 See you later. 1679 01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:25,540 I'm Connor. 1680 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:27,560 Pink. 1681 01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:28,980 Pink Roadster. 1682 01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:31,020 You got your pink wheel trip. 1683 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:31,740 See you later. 1684 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,540 I'm Connor. 1685 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:35,640 Mama Duck. 1686 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,040 Thank you very much. 1687 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:38,600 Mama Duck. 1688 01:16:38,740 --> 01:16:39,540 I'm Connor. 1689 01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:39,540 I'm Connor. 1690 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:47,220 And it was called Yellow. 1691 01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:53,720 And then I took the inside line. 1692 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:59,160 And made all the opponents whine. 1693 01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,400 Because I'm fully covered by Zurich. 1694 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:10,340 And my car. 1695 01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:11,060 And my car. 1696 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,060 And my car. 1697 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,520 Is better than yours. 1698 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:18,340 I'll drive it fast. 1699 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,940 Look at the chrome handles on the doors. 1700 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,740 My face. 1701 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:27,200 Is on the side of my car. 1702 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,400 My face is really on the side of my car. 1703 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:32,900 Here we go. 1704 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:36,940 Here we go. 1705 01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,820 Holy moly. 1706 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:42,080 These guys think they're in the big leagues. 1707 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,640 Coronavirus coming through baby. 1708 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:46,800 See you later. 1709 01:17:47,860 --> 01:17:49,220 See you later. 1710 01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,460 Yeah. 1711 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,180 Eat my dust. 1712 01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:58,800 I drove across. 1713 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,100 The track. 1714 01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:05,320 And then I made it back. 1715 01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:10,260 Because I'm Connor. 1716 01:18:16,260 --> 01:18:17,680 Holy schmoly. 1717 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,080 GoPro. 1718 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,320 Actually. 1719 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,120 Need to get a few GoPros. 1720 01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:26,460 Mounted. 1721 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,820 To my shoulders. 1722 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,260 The way in which I would do with the Red Ravens. 1723 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,220 When I'm shooting a film. 1724 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:34,420 Or a big. 1725 01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:35,320 A big feature. 1726 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,800 Or even a short. 1727 01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:37,900 Or even a dock. 1728 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:41,340 I like to mount two Red Raven cameras. 1729 01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:43,260 Very very top of the range. 1730 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,740 Sort of cinematographical stuff. 1731 01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:49,620 But I'm thinking about getting a 360 degree camera. 1732 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,760 Grafted onto the top of my skull. 1733 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,880 And then broadcasting my life. 1734 01:18:54,180 --> 01:18:56,160 In 360 degrees. 1735 01:18:57,540 --> 01:18:59,260 As a kind of concept. 1736 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,960 Avant-garde stream. 1737 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,060 And that'll be known as Connor World. 1738 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,480 And people can just tune in. 1739 01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:11,580 Any time of the day. 1740 01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:13,680 And just see what I'm doing. 1741 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:14,560 And also. 1742 01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:15,540 See what's going on. 1743 01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:16,180 In front. 1744 01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:16,900 Behind. 1745 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:17,860 To the side. 1746 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:18,280 Up. 1747 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:18,680 Down. 1748 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,580 The whole shibangle. 1749 01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,740 I went to the film board. 1750 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,060 With the proposal. 1751 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,760 A 35 page treatment. 1752 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,340 On just. 1753 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:36,780 What footwear I'd be wearing. 1754 01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:39,460 And then after the 35 pages of footwear. 1755 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,560 The actual treatment for the piece. 1756 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,860 Which was 12 pages long. 1757 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:47,700 Detailed what I was going to be doing. 1758 01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:48,720 What I wouldn't be doing. 1759 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:52,840 And how it's going to be. 1760 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:53,960 And how it's going to be the next. 1761 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,480 Evolution of. 1762 01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,500 User generated content. 1763 01:19:59,660 --> 01:20:00,500 Of course. 1764 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:03,640 With the advent of 5G technology. 1765 01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,160 Every Tom Dickon. 1766 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,200 Don't you know it. 1767 01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:08,700 Is going to be streaming. 1768 01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,340 Each. 1769 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:11,100 Individualistic. 1770 01:20:11,260 --> 01:20:12,560 Element of their lives. 1771 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:13,940 On some kind of. 1772 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,540 Sub channel. 1773 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:17,860 Oh. 1774 01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:18,680 The great shoe. 1775 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,540 Power shoe. 1776 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:23,880 It's shaggy. 1777 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,440 Here we go. 1778 01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:31,900 Lots of stuff. 1779 01:20:31,980 --> 01:20:32,720 Shaggy baby. 1780 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:36,000 Yeah. 1781 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,720 It's going to be a great concept. 1782 01:20:38,060 --> 01:20:38,820 The film board. 1783 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:39,580 Are currently. 1784 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:41,820 Apparently they're interested. 1785 01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:43,480 The film board said. 1786 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:44,480 It's got legs. 1787 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:48,760 They want to know. 1788 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:49,520 Who's attached. 1789 01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:50,300 I said. 1790 01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,200 Connor Williams. 1791 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:54,060 They said. 1792 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:54,700 We know. 1793 01:20:55,220 --> 01:20:55,500 They go. 1794 01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:56,320 Who's going to be doing. 1795 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:56,880 The production. 1796 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:57,320 The shooting. 1797 01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:57,640 And everything. 1798 01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:57,980 I said. 1799 01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,120 Connor Williams. 1800 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:00,620 They said. 1801 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,020 We're not willing to back this. 1802 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,020 Unless you have a crew. 1803 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:04,700 I said. 1804 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:05,200 Okay. 1805 01:21:05,780 --> 01:21:06,800 Simon Coveney. 1806 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:09,560 A.K.A. 1807 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,300 Simon Coveney Houston. 1808 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:14,240 They said. 1809 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:14,820 Who else. 1810 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:15,780 I said. 1811 01:21:15,820 --> 01:21:16,640 Matt Cooper. 1812 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,360 Who else. 1813 01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:20,000 Ivan Yates. 1814 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:25,040 They said. 1815 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:25,420 Connor. 1816 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,400 Come back to us. 1817 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:28,680 Go away. 1818 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:29,240 Have a think. 1819 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,120 And come back to us. 1820 01:21:30,180 --> 01:21:30,980 When you've selected. 1821 01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:33,100 Professionals in the industry. 1822 01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,720 I said. 1823 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,420 You don't know. 1824 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,460 What Yates is like. 1825 01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,580 He's a polymath. 1826 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:38,780 He's an everyman. 1827 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,500 He's a renaissance man. 1828 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,760 He loves the renaissance. 1829 01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:46,820 He's got renaissance. 1830 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:48,180 Patons in his gaff. 1831 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:49,600 And. 1832 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,120 He can spin a few yarns. 1833 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,360 He can tell a few tales. 1834 01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:55,940 He can write a few lines. 1835 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,720 He can regale you. 1836 01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:58,180 With some. 1837 01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,400 Amazing poetry. 1838 01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:02,900 The guy is. 1839 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:03,640 He's. 1840 01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:04,540 He's. 1841 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,400 Ivan Butler. 1842 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:06,020 Yates. 1843 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:10,460 And they didn't like that. 1844 01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:11,960 And then I didn't like that either. 1845 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:13,740 Silver trophy. 1846 01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:14,800 Is not the way. 1847 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,040 I want to go with this. 1848 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:16,600 Not the way. 1849 01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:17,680 I want to take this. 1850 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:25,580 Did you get onto Zurich yet guys? 1851 01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:31,060 I shouldn't have to be hounding you. 1852 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:32,100 Okay. 1853 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:33,580 There's a coronavirus. 1854 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:35,440 Coming up. 1855 01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:35,960 It's. 1856 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,740 It's going to steamroll you. 1857 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,520 So you need to get onto Zurich. 1858 01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:42,160 And you need to get onto them fast. 1859 01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:43,740 You need to get onto them now. 1860 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,780 And you need to tell them I sent you. 1861 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,120 Okay. 1862 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,960 This is Connor Williams telling you. 1863 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,060 Right now. 1864 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:52,180 Get onto it. 1865 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,180 Jim Zurich. 1866 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:54,780 Because. 1867 01:22:55,940 --> 01:22:57,260 Time is running out man. 1868 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,460 And you don't want. 1869 01:22:58,560 --> 01:22:59,800 You don't want time to run out. 1870 01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:00,660 And you have nothing. 1871 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:01,840 You have nothing. 1872 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,400 To see you through the hard times. 1873 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,020 Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards. 1874 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,080 Yeah. 1875 01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,740 The coronavirus is wreaking havoc. 1876 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,740 But people are not letting it get them down. 1877 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,020 They're still going about their business. 1878 01:23:18,020 --> 01:23:19,500 There's lads on scooters. 1879 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,860 Outside shop fronts. 1880 01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:25,340 There are signs in Chinese. 1881 01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:27,580 Which I don't understand. 1882 01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:29,160 Because I don't know Chinese. 1883 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:32,860 Pink slips on the window pane. 1884 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:35,620 Lanterns are still hanging. 1885 01:23:36,660 --> 01:23:39,460 They're showing no sign of dissipating themselves. 1886 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,860 And the Wuhan crew have issued a statement saying. 1887 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:46,280 They're concerned. 1888 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,880 and they're ready to drop fire. 1889 01:23:48,880 --> 01:24:12,880 *Modrich* 1890 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:24,880 *Modrich* 1891 01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:35,880 The race for Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 4. 1892 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,880 Let's do it. 1893 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:46,600 Dead or alive guys, dead or alive. 1894 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:59,700 Bon Jovis. 1895 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:22,880 Here we go, Connor Williams. Taking it to the track in Suzuka. I think, I don't know where we are actually. Could be somewhere, could be somewhere Suzuka, she could be Japanese. 1896 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:30,880 Dead or alive, dead or alive. 1897 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:45,880 I love the responsivity of the car, it's a real nice nipster. It's nippy enough. And it caters for all needs. It's a real needster as well. 1898 01:25:45,880 --> 01:26:00,880 Whether that's hustling and harrying your way down the Mary Horny Turnpike extravaganza. Or picking up a litre of milk down Super Value. 1899 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:07,880 Or dropping the kids off at school. Or the kids. You could only have one kid with this because there's only one seat. 1900 01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:14,880 Or picking up a litre of milk down the road. Or picking up a litre of milk down the road. And it's a real sweet deal. See you later. 1901 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:29,880 And people just don't understand. When you go by them. And you're absolutely sending the car towards the gold promised land. 1902 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:34,880 They don't understand. Who you are. What you do. Or what you're about. 1903 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:41,880 Oh fuck. I've gone off. I've come off. I've come unstuck. Hoisted by my own petard again. 1904 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:56,880 You'd wonder how Bon Jovi is getting on these days. Hopefully he's not come down with any flu or coronavirus symptoms. 1905 01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:05,880 Because the man's a machine. He's an absolute turbocharged rock god. And he's only fucking 4 foot 9. 1906 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:12,880 A lot of people don't know that. He uses lifts in his shoes to give him an extra couple of inches. 1907 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:20,880 And it just goes to show you. You don't have to be a big guy to make it big. 1908 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:31,880 He plays for keeps. You know. I think he makes up a lot of height as well. Not only with the lifts. Or kind of boots. 1909 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:41,880 With the heels that he wears. But also the hair. I know his bouffon. Has considerably reduced. Since his heyday. 1910 01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:52,880 But the jobster can really bon it up. Bonovox. And he's got a great personality as well. 1911 01:27:52,880 --> 01:28:07,880 He's a fantastic piece of work. A great singer. And an almighty sympathiser. He has a lot of sympathy in him. 1912 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:19,880 Which is why he can reach such emotional touchstones. In his songs. He sympathises with everyone. With lovers. With mothers. Brothers. 1913 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:32,880 Ideologies. The problem is he sympathises with a bit of. He can be a bit sympathetic to some dodgy stuff as well. Like you know. He was actually getting into ISIS for a while. 1914 01:28:32,880 --> 01:29:01,880 But thankfully we managed to pull it back from that. Conor Williams. See you later Takano. Takano. TTO Takano. The Japanese bad boy. Just slips down into second place. Where he was meant to be. Why? Because he's sharing the track with a track demon. Demonic Konzo William Adas. Takes the last turn. Hard and fast. And now into the straight. And with the final lap. Conor Williams. Burning rubber. 1915 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:09,080 burning rubber his Pirelli's just screaming for a bit of water or something they need a drink as 1916 01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:16,840 rubber flaking off the tires onto the track just kissing the curb stone there with the Pirelli's 1917 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:25,160 and the cone on the road we don't know what that's about but we're gonna take every twist turn and 1918 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:33,000 corner as we can but yeah Bon Jovi and Isis a match made in hell that's what I said to him he said no 1919 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:41,640 you don't get it Connor we're gonna bring Bon Jovi over to the uh to the Levant or the Islamic State 1920 01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:52,040 this was back in 2005 before the uh the enemy had been vanquished Bon Jovi was sick uh at a sick point 1921 01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:57,880 in his career didn't know where to take it next and was trying to just be just be edgy I said listen 1922 01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:06,840 John Bon or Bon John or whatever your fucking name is if you go over there son you're gonna get done 1923 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:12,760 and he looked up and said I never thought about it like that Connor never thought about it thanks for 1924 01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:18,920 letting me know and he didn't and there you have it that's the story about how John Bon Jovi and the 1925 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:31,160 band Bon Jovi avoided an absolute career fail by identifying sympathizing and playing for uh the Islamic 1926 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:38,360 state of Iraq Syria and the Levant whatever you want to call that those guys were we don't know 1927 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:50,360 they were a raggle-taggle bunch of bollocks weren't they gold trophy though go on yes yes come on come on 1928 01:30:55,720 --> 01:31:09,560 steph thank you very much 1929 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:28,520 the great world steph thank you very much steph i'm honored i'm privileged i'm downright honored 1930 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:38,440 to be driving the car the mazda waynot roadster you know whatever you want to call it getting gold for 1931 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:45,800 you courtesy of zurich in association with gray goose vodka fantastic goose don't know if you've ever had 1932 01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:52,120 the pleasure of drinking it it's an amazing sort of tipple get your gills around that and also who could 1933 01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:56,120 forget the crisp cool calm tones of sampell 1934 01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:08,520 oh distributed by our good friends over at nestle who are doing who doing the god's work in the 1935 01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:17,480 rainforests or or whatever place it is that they're at they're screwing up yeah the coronavirus is uh 1936 01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:20,760 wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're still gonna 1937 01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:27,080 now here we are we're on lap 17 at the italian grand prix if you've missed it so far you've you've 1938 01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:33,000 missed a cracker rubens barichello is leading the grand prix by eight seconds and second third there's 1939 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:39,880 an almighty battle on there between michael schumacher and wampablo montoya i gotta tell you something 1940 01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:46,760 we're gonna be wampablo montoyering it up later on in milan when we get the little flug tube back into 1941 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:51,560 the milanese heartland hopefully there's gonna be a bit of sky base action 1942 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:57,480 ralph schumacher is bringing a little yo-yo along he's also got a few pogs that he wants to trade 1943 01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:06,920 with jean alaci's brother and also kimmy raikkonen the new upstart said that he's got an mp3 player he's 1944 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:14,600 just after purchasing from japan's got a whopping 128 megabytes of memory on there that's a lot of 1945 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:19,560 low fidelity mp3s more on that as and when we get 1946 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,560 Connor, we'll be here. 1947 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:51,540 We'll be here. 1948 01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:55,940 And then I'll wind it up and send it home. 1949 01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,480 See you later, you little idiot. 1950 01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:04,000 I can remember the day I first parked the little spin around her 1951 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:07,740 underneath the trees of Japanistic pleasure. 1952 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,480 And I had a sleep and a cry. 1953 01:34:11,380 --> 01:34:14,240 And I was as fresh as a day's ball after that. 1954 01:34:14,620 --> 01:34:19,980 Back home then to Connor Williams AMG Auto inside the garage. 1955 01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:21,440 I've been away for three weeks. 1956 01:34:21,940 --> 01:34:23,960 Too long, you might say. 1957 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,760 Out of the biz, out of the game. 1958 01:34:26,060 --> 01:34:28,980 Trying to catch up with the Japanese bad boys over there. 1959 01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,540 But they're good guys. 1960 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:31,960 They don't understand me. 1961 01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:33,000 I don't understand them. 1962 01:34:33,060 --> 01:34:34,600 But we both understand one thing. 1963 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:35,900 And that's business. 1964 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:38,940 Get on down to Connor Town tomorrow. 1965 01:34:39,660 --> 01:34:41,440 And I'll sell you a car if you want. 1966 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:55,420 Go on. 1967 01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:56,780 Yes. 1968 01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:57,920 Yes. 1969 01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:58,940 Come on. 1970 01:34:59,520 --> 01:34:59,880 Woo. 1971 01:35:00,180 --> 01:35:00,920 Come on. 1972 01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:08,440 I hope you understand. 1973 01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:08,440 I hope you understand. 1974 01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:14,440 Happiness. 1975 01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,240 More or less. 1976 01:35:16,780 --> 01:35:19,520 It's just something changing in my purpose here. 1977 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:26,140 Corona beer firm reeling after 8% slide due to coronavirus. 1978 01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:26,460 Coronavirus. 1979 01:35:30,460 --> 01:35:32,260 You couldn't make it up, could you? 1980 01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,520 My heart goes out. 1981 01:35:35,620 --> 01:35:41,140 My heart bleeds for the Corona beer firm who are reeling at the moment. 1982 01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:49,120 The novel coronavirus has an unlikely victim. 1983 01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:51,000 One of the world's most popular beers. 1984 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,660 Corona has become the subject of memes and vids on social. 1985 01:35:56,700 --> 01:36:00,040 As the toll from the virus climbs worldwide, guys. 1986 01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:02,860 This is a big worldwide bad boy of a virus. 1987 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:07,000 We don't know when it's going to stop or where or if it will stop. 1988 01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:12,360 The so-called purchase intent among adults in the U.S. is plunged. 1989 01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:16,000 Just goes to show you the power of branding. 1990 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,340 The power of marketing. 1991 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:20,000 Of agency. 1992 01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,860 Agents of change getting into your mind. 1993 01:36:23,020 --> 01:36:24,160 Subverting your mind. 1994 01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,040 Playing upon your hopes, your fears, your desires, your wants. 1995 01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:29,860 Your innermost thoughts. 1996 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:30,700 Your turmoil. 1997 01:36:31,580 --> 01:36:33,780 To try and, you know, pull the strings. 1998 01:36:34,260 --> 01:36:35,600 You're a puppet on their strings. 1999 01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:36,560 They want to pull you in. 2000 01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,520 And then make you go into the shop. 2001 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:42,440 And then control you over to the fridge. 2002 01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:44,020 And then make you dance. 2003 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,980 All the way over to the till. 2004 01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:48,100 Take out your money on the thing. 2005 01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:51,460 And then dance out the shop with the Corona in your hand. 2006 01:36:51,780 --> 01:36:52,840 It would be a very hard. 2007 01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,120 I'd love to see the puppeteer who could do that. 2008 01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:56,520 But I mean. 2009 01:36:59,100 --> 01:36:59,900 I don't know. 2010 01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:00,760 I don't know who could. 2011 01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:01,940 Or if it's possible. 2012 01:37:03,260 --> 01:37:06,880 The damage has become more severe in recent days. 2013 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,040 As infections spread. 2014 01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:10,880 Yeah. 2015 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:10,920 Yeah. 2016 01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:12,100 The buzz score as well. 2017 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:12,980 This is very important. 2018 01:37:13,140 --> 01:37:16,300 But in the States, they really know how to sell things to people. 2019 01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:16,700 It's a. 2020 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,060 It's a great country. 2021 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:20,860 It's a fucking great country. 2022 01:37:20,980 --> 01:37:24,320 They really know how to manipulate their. 2023 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,400 Their population. 2024 01:37:27,860 --> 01:37:30,020 So they devise this thing called the buzz score. 2025 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:34,780 Which tracks whether American adults are aware of the brand of her positive or negative things. 2026 01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:35,820 Has tumbled. 2027 01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:37,400 From 51 to seven. 2028 01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,240 From a high of 75. 2029 01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:41,280 To 51 from a high of 75. 2030 01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:42,080 I beg your pardon. 2031 01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:43,200 At the beginning of the year. 2032 01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:44,740 So there you go. 2033 01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:45,920 It's a 24. 2034 01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,220 Percent drop. 2035 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:50,760 Corona. 2036 01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:53,180 Which derides its name from the sun's Corona. 2037 01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,460 And has nothing to do with the virus. 2038 01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:58,960 Is the third most popular beer in the US. 2039 01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,800 According to YouGov. 2040 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:02,700 Guinness is first. 2041 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:04,320 And Heineken. 2042 01:38:04,820 --> 01:38:06,180 Heine-mite is second. 2043 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,060 Another reason for the drop. 2044 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:10,500 Could be the perception of Corona. 2045 01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:11,800 As a summery beverage. 2046 01:38:12,260 --> 01:38:13,920 Associated with beach holiday. 2047 01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:14,480 Wednesdays. 2048 01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:16,520 Noted YouGov on Wednesday. 2049 01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:17,340 Is therefore. 2050 01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:21,300 It therefore has substantial seasonal fluctuations. 2051 01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:21,780 It said. 2052 01:38:22,220 --> 01:38:23,460 And that was from Bloomberg. 2053 01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,120 And he's a good guy. 2054 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:25,720 He's the bloomer. 2055 01:38:26,020 --> 01:38:26,900 The Bloominstein. 2056 01:38:28,480 --> 01:38:29,860 Hope you're doing well bud. 2057 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:31,940 Hope you're doing well. 2058 01:38:31,940 --> 01:38:32,360 Go on. 2059 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:33,760 Yes. 2060 01:38:34,300 --> 01:38:34,900 Yes. 2061 01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:35,900 Come on. 2062 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:36,840 Woo. 2063 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:37,900 Come on. 2064 01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:41,680 Let's get this roadster going. 2065 01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:43,960 It's a needster. 2066 01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,740 It suits all needs. 2067 01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:46,980 It's a real needster. 2068 01:38:47,140 --> 01:38:48,720 The Yunos roadster. 2069 01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:06,960 Spanner. 2070 01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:07,640 Gridrain. 2071 01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,560 You can have a spanner if you want. 2072 01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:10,640 No problem. 2073 01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:16,060 There we go. 2074 01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,100 Gridrain is now mod. 2075 01:39:18,260 --> 01:39:18,420 Yeah. 2076 01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:18,960 Good man. 2077 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,540 Good man. 2078 01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:20,020 Good man. 2079 01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:22,980 Okay. 2080 01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,440 The Thompson twins are on. 2081 01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:26,140 We're going full lock. 2082 01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,380 Let's do this. 2083 01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:31,480 Hold me now. 2084 01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:33,480 Oh. 2085 01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:36,020 Connor Williams. 2086 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:40,420 Look at me. 2087 01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:43,700 As I drive. 2088 01:39:44,460 --> 01:39:45,900 Round the track. 2089 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,020 At speed. 2090 01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:53,540 We're two of a kind. 2091 01:39:56,380 --> 01:39:58,880 Ba ba da ba da da. 2092 01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:01,840 We're behind. 2093 01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:04,100 I'm not coming second in this race. 2094 01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:06,500 We're getting to the top of the tree and that's that. 2095 01:40:06,660 --> 01:40:08,800 Now, tea or coffee. 2096 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:15,260 See, these got a big pack of, big bunch of apples. 2097 01:40:15,820 --> 01:40:16,800 See you later, apples. 2098 01:40:17,580 --> 01:40:18,580 You're rotten anyway. 2099 01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:20,320 I didn't want to eat you, you stink. 2100 01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:22,120 You've got maggots in you. 2101 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,880 You don't deserve to be ate. 2102 01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:28,300 You absolute box of scummy crab apples. 2103 01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:34,600 Now, that's how you, that's how you, you trash talk on the track, guys. 2104 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,180 I don't know if you've ever done any trash talking. 2105 01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:41,180 Look at the fucking vein in the middle of my forehead. 2106 01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:43,160 It's going to pop any moment. 2107 01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:44,880 That's COVID for you. 2108 01:40:46,060 --> 01:40:47,280 That's the COVIDians. 2109 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:50,900 It's an obscene virus. 2110 01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:54,760 See you later, you fucking little gremlin. 2111 01:40:54,980 --> 01:40:55,420 Bye-bye. 2112 01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,600 All these guys. 2113 01:40:58,820 --> 01:41:01,840 All these absolute clowns in their roadsters. 2114 01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:02,820 They don't understand. 2115 01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:05,780 They don't know where I'm coming from. 2116 01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:06,980 And that's Kemp. 2117 01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:08,740 See you later, Kemp. 2118 01:41:09,260 --> 01:41:10,620 See you later, man. 2119 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:15,900 I hope you remember that moment tonight when you're trying to get the head down for a bit of shut-eye. 2120 01:41:17,180 --> 01:41:18,660 You can shut your eyes, Kemp. 2121 01:41:18,660 --> 01:41:26,400 But you can't shut out the memory of me overtaking you on the straighter Blue Moon Bay or wherever the fuck this is. 2122 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:28,020 Yeah, it is Blue Moon Bay. 2123 01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:30,600 You'll never be able to forget that. 2124 01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:31,120 Kemp. 2125 01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:32,400 Kemp? 2126 01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:33,700 Oh, he's gone. 2127 01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:39,000 Tell you who's a great guy. 2128 01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:41,480 Martin Kemp from Spandau Ballet. 2129 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:42,760 Andy Stenders. 2130 01:41:43,820 --> 01:41:45,120 A stand-up guy. 2131 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,560 And a real good chum. 2132 01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:53,880 And an exponent of the Grey Goose wave of the late 80s. 2133 01:41:54,260 --> 01:41:57,120 Even though a goose had not yet been invented by them. 2134 01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:58,980 They were onto something. 2135 01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:02,400 Those Spandau boys were onto something. 2136 01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:09,080 They had an air of class about them. 2137 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,080 And they could hold a tune, too. 2138 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,860 That's what they did best. 2139 01:42:18,940 --> 01:42:20,000 I'd say they drove. 2140 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,820 I'd say they all drove Mercedes. 2141 01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:25,680 I mean, maybe not at the time. 2142 01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,160 But after a while. 2143 01:42:28,260 --> 01:42:28,920 You know, gold. 2144 01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:29,860 True. 2145 01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:31,320 Those songs are classics. 2146 01:42:32,780 --> 01:42:39,420 They would be, you know, big in the bank as well, I'd say, with the royalties. 2147 01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:44,220 They would have been able to afford any number of AMGs. 2148 01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:51,420 If I say any number, there, of course, is a limit to how much they would have been able to afford. 2149 01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:53,360 They're very, very pricey cars. 2150 01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:56,100 But fair play to them. 2151 01:42:56,460 --> 01:42:59,760 As for the Thompson Twins, I'm not sure about those guys. 2152 01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:03,420 They looked a bit geeky, a bit kooky. 2153 01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:06,820 And I can't really remember what they did after that. 2154 01:43:07,060 --> 01:43:07,920 After this track. 2155 01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:09,380 But, I mean. 2156 01:43:11,660 --> 01:43:12,420 What an era. 2157 01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:16,560 What a decade that was. 2158 01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,700 And now look at where we are. 2159 01:43:21,140 --> 01:43:23,080 We started at the bottom and now we're at the top. 2160 01:43:24,100 --> 01:43:25,260 We're at the top of the tree. 2161 01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:27,960 It's Connor Williams in first place here at Blue Moon Bay. 2162 01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:30,480 As a passenger airliner. 2163 01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:34,660 Flies overhead ominously. 2164 01:43:34,660 --> 01:43:36,740 Very slowly as well. 2165 01:43:38,060 --> 01:43:39,580 I've mentioned this before. 2166 01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:42,640 Hopefully it's on its way somewhere nice. 2167 01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:50,960 And it hasn't been commandeered by a gang of unarmed terrorists. 2168 01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:54,980 Who planned to fucking crash it into a big building. 2169 01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:58,480 Which hasn't been seen since 9-11. 2170 01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:01,740 Hopefully won't ever be seen since it's seen again. 2171 01:44:03,300 --> 01:44:04,260 But I do. 2172 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:05,540 I do. 2173 01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,080 I go into that time. 2174 01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:08,740 In my mind. 2175 01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:09,400 A lot. 2176 01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:14,820 It was something which was unprecedented. 2177 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:16,980 Horrific. 2178 01:44:20,980 --> 01:44:23,080 It was just everything that you. 2179 01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:26,060 Everything a nightmare should be. 2180 01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,840 That's what 9-11 was. 2181 01:44:28,140 --> 01:44:29,940 I don't know if you've seen 9-11. 2182 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:32,200 That's a gold trophy though. 2183 01:44:32,300 --> 01:44:33,820 Thank you so much for the gold. 2184 01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:35,180 Go on. 2185 01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:36,580 Yes. 2186 01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:37,700 Yes. 2187 01:44:38,100 --> 01:44:38,660 Come on. 2188 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:39,640 Woo. 2189 01:44:40,060 --> 01:44:40,700 Come on. 2190 01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:44,940 Sorry. 2191 01:44:45,020 --> 01:44:45,980 I don't know who this guy is. 2192 01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:46,940 Jacques Brel. 2193 01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:48,820 Ne me quitté pas. 2194 01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:49,860 Some French guy. 2195 01:44:49,960 --> 01:44:50,900 42 million. 2196 01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:53,000 42 million views. 2197 01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:54,620 The Clash. 2198 01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:55,440 London Calling. 2199 01:44:55,780 --> 01:44:56,900 Not a great song. 2200 01:44:58,580 --> 01:44:59,140 Muse. 2201 01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:00,760 Not amused. 2202 01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:02,880 The Cure. 2203 01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:04,640 Not really into it. 2204 01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:06,180 Hole. 2205 01:45:07,220 --> 01:45:08,580 You can shove it up your hole. 2206 01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:10,740 I mean. 2207 01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:12,300 Were Hole even that good? 2208 01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:15,160 Or was it just because she was seeing your man out of Nirvana? 2209 01:45:18,060 --> 01:45:18,980 Who knows? 2210 01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,560 All we know is that we got gold. 2211 01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:26,300 Another gold in the bag. 2212 01:45:27,700 --> 01:45:28,700 That's all we need. 2213 01:45:29,420 --> 01:45:30,220 That's what we got. 2214 01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:32,880 Zurich Tip. 2215 01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:33,940 IE. 2216 01:45:34,180 --> 01:45:35,020 Jimmy Bars. 2217 01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,180 Thank you very much bud. 2218 01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:37,420 Hope you're keeping well. 2219 01:45:38,020 --> 01:45:39,860 And that your Mercedes is clean. 2220 01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:41,280 And hoovered. 2221 01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:48,740 The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms. 2222 01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:49,880 Fill up the tank. 2223 01:45:50,180 --> 01:45:51,040 Make it snappy. 2224 01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:52,280 Or I'll have your job. 2225 01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:59,000 A completely redesigned chassis with airmatic electronically controlled pneumatic suspension, 2226 01:45:59,480 --> 01:46:01,040 automatic ride height adjustment, 2227 01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:06,500 and the ADS adaptive damping system further improves driving comfort and dynamics. 2228 01:46:06,500 --> 01:46:10,600 Have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones, potholes, and gobblepots? 2229 01:46:10,980 --> 01:46:11,980 Yeah, well you should. 2230 01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:14,140 It's a fucking smooth little journey. 2231 01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:16,580 It's a smooth journey. 2232 01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:18,140 What's wrong? 2233 01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,360 Do you need money? 2234 01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:41,460 You've got that San Pellegrino smile. 2235 01:46:41,460 --> 01:46:46,580 When you smile, you lighten up the room for a while. 2236 01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:51,340 Then it goes out around half past ten. 2237 01:46:52,380 --> 01:46:56,180 It's time to grab another San Pelle again. 2238 01:46:57,380 --> 01:46:59,140 The holiday in Milan was shit. 2239 01:46:59,300 --> 01:47:00,920 I'm never going back again. 2240 01:47:01,380 --> 01:47:03,080 The birds were sending it. 2241 01:47:03,180 --> 01:47:03,800 It has to be said. 2242 01:47:03,860 --> 01:47:06,620 A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event. 2243 01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:09,220 120 year dinner event it was. 2244 01:47:09,780 --> 01:47:11,500 Fucking magic and nature and everything. 2245 01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:18,460 You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event, 2246 01:47:18,740 --> 01:47:22,360 where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds. 2247 01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:24,220 Have you ever had that? 2248 01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:26,280 No, I doubt it. 2249 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:29,700 As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic. 2250 01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:34,880 Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us 2251 01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:36,280 have made us disassemble, 2252 01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:39,400 only to reveal a fucking night scene, 2253 01:47:39,700 --> 01:47:41,900 and a plate of beans and a star of toast. 2254 01:47:42,580 --> 01:47:47,340 Star of toast you take away the sins of the world. 2255 01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:50,620 A celebration of the Italian inhabitants. 2256 01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:54,440 Then, a final course of rubbish. 2257 01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:59,040 Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest. 2258 01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:01,020 Illuminated box prism. 2259 01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:02,460 What was inside it? 2260 01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:04,840 You guess-a-less-a-lessed it. 2261 01:48:05,260 --> 01:48:07,820 The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle. 2262 01:48:08,260 --> 01:48:11,700 An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job. 2263 01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:16,360 Rich cunts clap while people got back slaps and handshakes. 2264 01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,880 You may think this is extraordinary, 2265 01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:22,280 whereas we think it's just another night. 2266 01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:27,140 San Pellegrino, honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years. 2267 01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:27,880 Cheers. 2268 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:29,840 Conor Williams. 2269 01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:30,080 Yes. 2270 01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:30,080 Yes. 2271 01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:30,080 Yes. 2272 01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:34,140 Come on. 2273 01:48:34,140 --> 01:48:34,740 Yes. 2274 01:48:34,740 --> 01:48:35,860 Yes. 2275 01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:36,980 Yes. 2276 01:48:37,340 --> 01:48:38,000 Come on. 2277 01:48:38,580 --> 01:48:38,940 Woo. 2278 01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:40,000 Come on. 2279 01:48:40,540 --> 01:48:44,400 Welcome back, everybody, to COVID-19 with me, Conor Williams. 2280 01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:47,660 It's that time again. 2281 01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,420 We've had a couple of gold tropes in the bag. 2282 01:48:49,500 --> 01:48:55,240 So let's bust out another CTN, as the kids in Compton are calling us. 2283 01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:08,000 Good night. 2284 01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:13,840 Let's have a look here. 2285 01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:16,520 Fucking hell. 2286 01:49:16,580 --> 01:49:17,820 I think I might be coming down with it. 2287 01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,200 I hope not. 2288 01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:23,260 I wore the mask and everything big time. 2289 01:49:23,900 --> 01:49:29,180 So we already had Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal doing her thing. 2290 01:49:29,780 --> 01:49:35,680 And now we have Spiral from Big Brother, I think. 2291 01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:38,280 Let me see now. 2292 01:49:38,340 --> 01:49:38,560 Oh, yeah. 2293 01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:41,040 Big Brother 7 contestant, Spiral. 2294 01:49:41,940 --> 01:49:45,520 This is from the 14th of August, 2006. 2295 01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,260 Left Fingless last night and partied in Temple Bar's Sin. 2296 01:49:52,660 --> 01:49:54,300 Let's get those tunes back on. 2297 01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:54,560 Sorry. 2298 01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:55,520 Just a second. 2299 01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:56,400 One. 2300 01:49:57,260 --> 01:49:57,780 Yes. 2301 01:49:58,360 --> 01:49:58,720 Good. 2302 01:49:58,840 --> 01:49:59,760 Come on. 2303 01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:00,860 Woo. 2304 01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:01,940 Come on. 2305 01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:03,860 Keldick Tizer G. 2306 01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:20,000 He celebrated his top 10 single, Spiral, in the Sin Nightclub in Temple Bar. 2307 01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:23,500 He got booted out of Big Brother. 2308 01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:26,240 No possibility of getting back into the house. 2309 01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:30,320 Fingless native Spiral isn't letting the grass grow under his feet. 2310 01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:44,540 Instead, the cheeky chappy is taking full advantage of his current celebrity status and cashing in with the rapid release of his controversial single, Fingless. 2311 01:50:44,540 --> 01:50:59,260 Which is a catchy rhyme about robbing cars and run-ins with the guardie on the mean streets of the north side. 2312 01:50:59,260 --> 01:51:02,140 And right behind the nightclub. 2313 01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:02,140 And right behind the nightclub. 2314 01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:20,240 And right behind Nelly Furtado. 2315 01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:23,120 Man-eat-r-in the nightclub. 2316 01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:26,860 And there's Spiral there with a cheeky Lucas-aid. 2317 01:51:27,820 --> 01:51:31,960 With a big brother still in the news and building up to the final evictions. 2318 01:51:32,460 --> 01:51:33,220 No doubt. 2319 01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:38,260 Spiral will be back on the Channel 4 show this weekend promoting his new tunes. 2320 01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:40,320 He might just get another one. 2321 01:51:41,920 --> 01:51:42,740 There we are. 2322 01:51:42,740 --> 01:51:45,300 Lovely, lovely car he has for himself there. 2323 01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:52,040 Showbiz Ireland caught up with the T-Total lad last night as he pulled in one of absolute limousines. 2324 01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:55,700 Absolute limousines. 2325 01:51:56,780 --> 01:51:58,800 Absolute scenes in those zines. 2326 01:51:59,260 --> 01:52:00,300 Luxury vehicles. 2327 01:52:01,180 --> 01:52:04,940 Right outside the front door of the S-I-N bar. 2328 01:52:05,080 --> 01:52:06,140 That's a great bar. 2329 01:52:07,020 --> 01:52:07,700 Stee-06. 2330 01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:09,080 Thanks so much for that. 2331 01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:13,460 Shoutouts to Jimmy Tip as well from Jimmy Bars. 2332 01:52:14,360 --> 01:52:14,660 Um. 2333 01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:17,240 Hope you're doing well, man. 2334 01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,420 Uh. 2335 01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,620 That's the S-I-N. 2336 01:52:19,740 --> 01:52:21,400 And that's Spiral and a friend. 2337 01:52:22,420 --> 01:52:27,340 But rather than sipping the courtesy champagne on the limo's back seat. 2338 01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:32,660 Spiral only had interest in a bottle of Lucas-Aid in the minibar. 2339 01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:35,400 And refused the free bubbly. 2340 01:52:35,940 --> 01:52:36,580 Fair play to him. 2341 01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:41,420 Although we did manage to get him to pull a pint of Guinness in the glitzy bar. 2342 01:52:42,340 --> 01:52:42,660 Uh. 2343 01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:43,420 But he was. 2344 01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:46,440 He quickly passed it over to the counter to one of his posse. 2345 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,180 He was quite happy with the free gargle. 2346 01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:51,820 So there were a few hangers on in the entourage. 2347 01:52:52,240 --> 01:52:52,800 Getting the. 2348 01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:54,360 Getting the free Guinness. 2349 01:52:55,300 --> 01:52:55,620 Uh. 2350 01:52:55,700 --> 01:52:57,700 After partaying with pals. 2351 01:52:58,420 --> 01:53:01,020 Spiral shot off in his stretch limo. 2352 01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:02,280 For an imminent. 2353 01:53:02,840 --> 01:53:04,320 Meeting with pop guru. 2354 01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:05,800 Louie Walsh. 2355 01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:07,220 Who was judging. 2356 01:53:08,200 --> 01:53:11,320 The Eurostar competition at DCU. 2357 01:53:17,640 --> 01:53:18,640 It's amazing. 2358 01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:21,700 It's just. 2359 01:53:21,700 --> 01:53:22,920 It's another era. 2360 01:53:23,060 --> 01:53:24,040 It's another time. 2361 01:53:25,480 --> 01:53:27,000 It's a time gone. 2362 01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:27,860 I miss it. 2363 01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,800 These were great days. 2364 01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:31,420 We didn't realise at the time. 2365 01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:34,200 We just thought this was another day. 2366 01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:35,620 Another day in paradise. 2367 01:53:37,780 --> 01:53:38,780 Nobody bought it. 2368 01:53:38,780 --> 01:53:39,420 Nobody bought it an islet. 2369 01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:41,800 When Lisa Murphy was. 2370 01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:46,500 Handling a slippery fish down by the banks of the Grand Canal. 2371 01:53:47,460 --> 01:53:49,120 Patrick Kavanagh just watching. 2372 01:53:49,700 --> 01:53:50,160 Leering. 2373 01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:50,980 Jeering. 2374 01:53:52,240 --> 01:53:53,580 While she subtly. 2375 01:53:53,580 --> 01:53:55,420 And slip-handedly. 2376 01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:56,820 Manhandled. 2377 01:53:57,460 --> 01:53:58,640 A scaly salmon. 2378 01:53:59,140 --> 01:54:00,900 Which didn't come from the Grand Canal. 2379 01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:01,360 Because. 2380 01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:01,860 I mean. 2381 01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:03,120 I've never seen. 2382 01:54:03,260 --> 01:54:05,540 I don't think salmon swim up canal. 2383 01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:05,960 Do they? 2384 01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:07,520 It's usually just rivers. 2385 01:54:09,860 --> 01:54:11,560 You know. 2386 01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:13,400 We thought that that was just normal. 2387 01:54:14,620 --> 01:54:15,680 You would see that. 2388 01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:19,060 You would see that sort of stuff going down to the shop for a pint of milk. 2389 01:54:19,460 --> 01:54:20,960 So it's not unusual. 2390 01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:23,420 That Spiral got to go and meet Louis Walsh. 2391 01:54:23,420 --> 01:54:26,480 Who was judging the Eurostar competition at DCU. 2392 01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:27,400 Who knows. 2393 01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:29,560 If Louis takes on the young Dubliner. 2394 01:54:30,040 --> 01:54:32,340 We could see a lot more of his songs. 2395 01:54:32,660 --> 01:54:33,180 Challenging. 2396 01:54:33,620 --> 01:54:35,020 For the top spot in the charts. 2397 01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:35,480 But what. 2398 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:37,100 A dream that would have been. 2399 01:54:39,200 --> 01:54:41,580 And what a great situation as well. 2400 01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:42,520 And well done Spiral. 2401 01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:44,000 And hopefully you're doing well pal. 2402 01:54:44,820 --> 01:54:46,220 Big shout out to Spiral. 2403 01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:47,860 And all his crew. 2404 01:54:49,380 --> 01:54:50,400 All the best man. 2405 01:54:51,180 --> 01:54:52,480 All the bloody best. 2406 01:54:52,580 --> 01:54:53,920 That was Celtic Tiger Nights. 2407 01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:11,300 There you go. 2408 01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,600 That's your CTN. 2409 01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:15,420 I've got to tell you something. 2410 01:55:15,740 --> 01:55:19,980 I'm really having a nice COVID-19 night of it. 2411 01:55:20,120 --> 01:55:21,760 It's a cozy COVIDian. 2412 01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:24,700 It's a beautiful world. 2413 01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:25,840 It's a beautiful world. 2414 01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:27,480 And we're all living in it. 2415 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:31,500 And I want to bring you somewhere I like to drive late at night. 2416 01:55:32,740 --> 01:55:33,960 It's called the Tokyo Expressway. 2417 01:55:33,960 --> 01:55:35,100 It's called the Tokyo Expressway. 2418 01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:37,360 I usually bring the AMG here if I can. 2419 01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:40,640 Right now I'm racing a Mazda Yunus Roadster. 2420 01:55:41,140 --> 01:55:42,420 And it's a great little car. 2421 01:55:43,340 --> 01:55:45,040 It suits a lot of different needs. 2422 01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:46,200 It's a needster. 2423 01:55:46,780 --> 01:55:49,620 It's got a nice bit of space in the back. 2424 01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:51,060 Even though there is no back. 2425 01:55:51,680 --> 01:56:00,120 And it's just a real go-getter, jetsetter, hairdresser's first big wedge kind of car. 2426 01:56:00,260 --> 01:56:00,540 Do you know? 2427 01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:06,020 Look at those pistons just pumping the night away. 2428 01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:11,720 It's a pistonic scene. 2429 01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:15,140 One which should pump us up. 2430 01:56:16,240 --> 01:56:19,920 You know, you witness that machinery, that kind of mechanical wonderment, 2431 01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:23,600 which has been crafted by men's hands. 2432 01:56:23,780 --> 01:56:25,160 And probably women's hands as well. 2433 01:56:25,220 --> 01:56:26,100 Don't want to be sexist. 2434 01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:30,800 But, I mean, maybe not even human hands. 2435 01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:32,100 Maybe robots. 2436 01:56:32,100 --> 01:56:32,220 robots. 2437 01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:34,540 Made those pistons. 2438 01:56:35,980 --> 01:56:38,600 And you can't be sexist about them. 2439 01:56:38,660 --> 01:56:41,080 Because they're neither man nor woman. 2440 01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:44,640 But I'm sure I'm wrong about that. 2441 01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:47,680 The last time I checked ten minutes ago, 2442 01:56:48,780 --> 01:56:49,580 cars were neither. 2443 01:56:49,740 --> 01:56:50,980 But, I mean, you never know. 2444 01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:54,220 Maybe cars and pistons are self-identifying. 2445 01:56:55,180 --> 01:56:56,820 And that's where we've got to. 2446 01:56:57,980 --> 01:57:01,220 I was talking about this the other day, actually, to Miles Dungan. 2447 01:57:01,220 --> 01:57:14,620 We were actually watching footage from Stalingrad, the battle, mixed to some real nice deep house, ambient techno core, and some mild fuckwaves as well. 2448 01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:18,560 Which he had in the back of a vinyl in the freezer. 2449 01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:20,580 I said, why'd you keep it there, Miles? 2450 01:57:21,060 --> 01:57:25,080 He said, because you'll want it to be as cool as a cucumber when you're listening to it, man. 2451 01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,920 I said, that doesn't affect anything. 2452 01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:27,640 He said it does. 2453 01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:32,060 The fidelity of the vinyl when the needle hits the groove. 2454 01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:40,460 Something about the iciness of the ridge on the record that makes the record sound better or something. 2455 01:57:41,420 --> 01:57:51,520 And he just put that on and we watched some of the horrific footage of the encirclement of the mass German 6th Army in the middle of Stalingrad. 2456 01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:55,160 They were eating rats, horse meat. 2457 01:57:56,120 --> 01:58:02,480 And it was possibly the most dark hellscape I'd ever seen. 2458 01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:08,280 But those beats, boy oh boy, did they just, they really complimented the footage. 2459 01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:11,500 And actually, they actually did Stalingrad justice. 2460 01:58:11,680 --> 01:58:13,000 Because I've heard the story of it. 2461 01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:18,840 I know it's meant to be one of the biggest and baddest war stories of all time. 2462 01:58:18,900 --> 01:58:20,080 But I didn't think it was that bad. 2463 01:58:20,540 --> 01:58:26,160 But when I saw what Dungan was doing with his frozen sack of vinyls. 2464 01:58:28,100 --> 01:58:29,360 Blew me out of the water. 2465 01:58:29,780 --> 01:58:34,140 And he, listen, he blows people out of the water every week in the Miles dungeon. 2466 01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:37,260 And if you haven't been down there, what are you doing? 2467 01:58:37,420 --> 01:58:38,060 You're in Dublin. 2468 01:58:39,240 --> 01:58:40,460 Where else are you going to be? 2469 01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:44,980 In town. 2470 01:58:46,920 --> 01:58:48,240 Yeah, well if you're in town. 2471 01:58:49,620 --> 01:58:50,580 Go to the Green. 2472 01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:52,640 Up Leeson Street. 2473 01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:57,860 Right just before, onto, as if you're going onto Adelaide Road. 2474 01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:58,940 Down to the Iron Ear. 2475 01:59:00,160 --> 01:59:02,080 There's a little place there. 2476 01:59:03,580 --> 01:59:03,980 Inconspicuous. 2477 01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:05,780 But I tell you something. 2478 01:59:08,280 --> 01:59:09,140 It's seminal. 2479 01:59:09,140 --> 01:59:10,900 What? 2480 01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:12,380 Yes? 2481 01:59:12,920 --> 01:59:13,280 Yes! 2482 01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:14,380 Come on! 2483 01:59:15,160 --> 01:59:15,460 Woo! 2484 01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:16,520 Come on! 2485 01:59:17,100 --> 01:59:18,820 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 2486 01:59:19,180 --> 01:59:20,720 Sorry, it's not Celtic Tiger Knives. 2487 01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:21,340 Sorry about that. 2488 01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:22,500 Beardsman MEP. 2489 01:59:22,720 --> 01:59:23,740 Thanks so much, bud. 2490 01:59:24,460 --> 01:59:27,420 You're a kind-hearted legendaro of the fall. 2491 01:59:27,980 --> 01:59:29,400 You've been with us since the beginning. 2492 01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:31,140 Since the early days. 2493 01:59:31,140 --> 01:59:31,780 Since the early days. 2494 01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:36,900 Before I was even invented. 2495 01:59:37,140 --> 01:59:40,740 Because I believe in a creation. 2496 01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,380 I believe in creationism. 2497 01:59:42,820 --> 01:59:43,540 I was created. 2498 01:59:43,700 --> 01:59:44,860 I was invented by God. 2499 01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,220 Celtic Tiger Cub. 2500 01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:48,080 Thank you very much. 2501 01:59:48,760 --> 01:59:49,500 All of us. 2502 01:59:49,700 --> 01:59:51,760 Every one of us was invented by God. 2503 01:59:54,760 --> 02:00:00,920 And I won't hear a fucking different word about it. 2504 02:00:01,020 --> 02:00:01,220 Okay? 2505 02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:02,220 I know it's Lent. 2506 02:00:02,540 --> 02:00:03,860 I should be giving up swearing. 2507 02:00:04,340 --> 02:00:05,460 But that's not going to happen. 2508 02:00:07,660 --> 02:00:12,940 Because some of these bad boys on this track really grind my gears. 2509 02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:16,860 I'm talking about the German Luciano Gunther. 2510 02:00:16,860 --> 02:00:17,360 Yeah. 2511 02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:19,520 Luciano, of course. 2512 02:00:19,620 --> 02:00:21,700 Of Italian stock himself. 2513 02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:24,720 But born and raised in Leipzig. 2514 02:00:25,480 --> 02:00:27,300 And Henry Martinez. 2515 02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:29,400 The American. 2516 02:00:31,180 --> 02:00:33,040 Of South American extraction. 2517 02:00:34,460 --> 02:00:35,440 The Finn. 2518 02:00:35,600 --> 02:00:36,340 The Finn. 2519 02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:38,140 If you want to win. 2520 02:00:38,320 --> 02:00:38,960 Get a Finn. 2521 02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:42,020 That was the saying back in the day. 2522 02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:42,460 But I mean. 2523 02:00:42,520 --> 02:00:43,340 You can't say that anymore. 2524 02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:44,720 Because it's a bit. 2525 02:00:44,900 --> 02:00:45,620 It's a bit much. 2526 02:00:46,340 --> 02:00:46,600 You know. 2527 02:00:47,140 --> 02:00:47,620 Specifying. 2528 02:00:48,880 --> 02:00:49,360 Nationalities. 2529 02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:50,580 And things like that. 2530 02:00:50,940 --> 02:00:52,160 You can't say it anymore. 2531 02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:52,980 In broadcasting. 2532 02:00:53,980 --> 02:00:54,460 Some of. 2533 02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:54,980 I mean. 2534 02:00:55,100 --> 02:00:55,500 That's. 2535 02:00:55,580 --> 02:00:56,740 It's a shame to some. 2536 02:00:59,620 --> 02:01:02,760 But it's not too many. 2537 02:01:03,060 --> 02:01:03,300 You know. 2538 02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:06,040 I got. 2539 02:01:06,320 --> 02:01:07,540 I got the chop. 2540 02:01:09,160 --> 02:01:09,640 There. 2541 02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:10,660 A few months ago. 2542 02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:14,360 When I was co-commentating. 2543 02:01:14,760 --> 02:01:15,600 Co-coms. 2544 02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:18,740 On the F1. 2545 02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:20,020 Oh. 2546 02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:23,380 There we go. 2547 02:01:23,580 --> 02:01:24,320 There we go. 2548 02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:26,900 And. 2549 02:01:27,080 --> 02:01:28,380 I just made references. 2550 02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:29,920 There was a Colombian driver. 2551 02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:30,520 And I was. 2552 02:01:30,640 --> 02:01:31,040 And he was. 2553 02:01:31,180 --> 02:01:32,300 He was flying it. 2554 02:01:32,940 --> 02:01:34,220 Absolutely flying it. 2555 02:01:37,260 --> 02:01:37,740 Ricardo. 2556 02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:38,840 Or something. 2557 02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:39,680 Martino. 2558 02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:40,520 Martismo. 2559 02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:41,000 Or. 2560 02:01:41,220 --> 02:01:41,500 Fucking. 2561 02:01:43,060 --> 02:01:43,580 Bartino. 2562 02:01:43,900 --> 02:01:43,940 Or. 2563 02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:45,360 Can't remember his name. 2564 02:01:45,500 --> 02:01:45,680 Was it. 2565 02:01:45,780 --> 02:01:46,060 Was it. 2566 02:01:46,620 --> 02:01:47,160 Was it. 2567 02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:47,920 Martismo. 2568 02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:48,320 Or. 2569 02:01:48,900 --> 02:01:49,240 Was it. 2570 02:01:51,540 --> 02:01:51,980 Zankito. 2571 02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:52,600 No. 2572 02:01:52,660 --> 02:01:53,440 That's a different kind of name. 2573 02:01:53,860 --> 02:01:54,640 One of those. 2574 02:01:54,700 --> 02:01:55,020 Anyway. 2575 02:01:55,300 --> 02:01:57,280 I made some reference to him being. 2576 02:01:57,800 --> 02:01:59,160 Going like a bat out of hell. 2577 02:01:59,340 --> 02:02:00,800 And him being from Colombia. 2578 02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:02,760 And. 2579 02:02:03,220 --> 02:02:03,500 Ah. 2580 02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:03,940 Just. 2581 02:02:05,020 --> 02:02:05,340 Look. 2582 02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:06,280 I'm not going to repeat it. 2583 02:02:06,320 --> 02:02:07,860 Because I don't want to get taken off air. 2584 02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:08,240 But I mean. 2585 02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:08,460 Look. 2586 02:02:10,140 --> 02:02:12,460 I got a rap to the knuckles for that. 2587 02:02:13,920 --> 02:02:17,200 And afterwards, I was a bit down in the dumps. 2588 02:02:17,200 --> 02:02:20,700 I was crying into my fucking steam drinker. 2589 02:02:23,100 --> 02:02:28,280 Down at the Fallon and Byrne taste-off, which had alcoholic undertones to it. 2590 02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:31,880 And I remember Ryle Nugent came over. 2591 02:02:31,980 --> 02:02:38,100 He seen me and said, look, Connor, the tears, they're nice and salty, 2592 02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:40,640 but they're not going to compliment that beverage that you're drinking. 2593 02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:46,080 He noted that a couple of my teardrops had entered the glass at that stage. 2594 02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:52,360 But the Nugent ball just said, you're a fucking legend, Connor. 2595 02:02:53,560 --> 02:02:56,000 And that's all you got to think about. 2596 02:02:57,720 --> 02:02:59,540 And I think he was right as well, you know. 2597 02:02:59,880 --> 02:03:04,300 And with that, Ryle Nugent stuck a big spicy meatball in his mouth 2598 02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:08,380 and proceeded to ask me what I thought about the upcoming Six Nations. 2599 02:03:09,080 --> 02:03:12,900 But I couldn't understand him say Six Nations at the time because his mouth was full. 2600 02:03:13,320 --> 02:03:15,760 All I heard was, Six Nations. 2601 02:03:16,620 --> 02:03:19,940 And he kept saying Six Nations. 2602 02:03:21,140 --> 02:03:27,760 And I actually, yeah, I got a bit grossed out by the bits of meatball were coming out of his mouth as well. 2603 02:03:27,900 --> 02:03:30,180 I just walked off. 2604 02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:32,840 But I remember the sentiment of the night. 2605 02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:38,660 And I just got to say, Rylester, if you're watching, baby, thanks so much, man. 2606 02:03:38,960 --> 02:03:41,020 You picked me up when I was down. 2607 02:03:41,320 --> 02:03:42,020 And I was down. 2608 02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:43,520 I was down. 2609 02:03:44,960 --> 02:03:45,560 That's something. 2610 02:03:46,240 --> 02:03:47,420 Look at me now, Ryle. 2611 02:03:47,840 --> 02:03:48,580 Look at me now. 2612 02:03:48,680 --> 02:03:49,880 I mean, I'm first place. 2613 02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,040 Final lap. 2614 02:03:51,700 --> 02:03:52,560 Yunos Roadster. 2615 02:03:53,100 --> 02:03:55,120 You know how we do it, baby. 2616 02:03:55,240 --> 02:03:56,140 It's a gold trophy. 2617 02:03:56,280 --> 02:03:56,840 It's Mazda. 2618 02:03:57,320 --> 02:03:58,400 It's Ryle Nugent. 2619 02:03:58,840 --> 02:04:00,240 It's everything we've ever wanted. 2620 02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:01,460 Everything we've craved. 2621 02:04:01,640 --> 02:04:02,580 And now we've got it. 2622 02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:23,300 Titsy Mirbo, thanks so much. 2623 02:04:24,740 --> 02:04:26,340 And to everybody out there. 2624 02:04:28,520 --> 02:04:30,900 Hopefully everyone out there, you're having a nice night. 2625 02:04:30,900 --> 02:04:35,160 You're not too disturbed, scared, maybe. 2626 02:04:35,780 --> 02:04:36,440 Concerned? 2627 02:04:36,540 --> 02:04:36,960 Yes. 2628 02:04:38,480 --> 02:04:39,720 Yes, you should be, John. 2629 02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:41,740 You fucking should be concerned. 2630 02:04:42,260 --> 02:04:43,640 Because this... 2631 02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:44,880 Gardie took my CBD. 2632 02:04:45,120 --> 02:04:46,180 Thank you so much, man. 2633 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,380 Nearly missed your streamage, big man. 2634 02:04:49,740 --> 02:04:55,160 Have to say, you're pulling off the face mask with a sense of cool, crisp, premium excellence. 2635 02:04:55,820 --> 02:04:57,780 Hope you're swimming in gold tropes. 2636 02:04:58,320 --> 02:04:58,980 You know, I am. 2637 02:05:00,020 --> 02:05:00,700 I am. 2638 02:05:00,700 --> 02:05:01,440 Thanks to you. 2639 02:05:01,940 --> 02:05:04,740 To every bloody one of you out there. 2640 02:05:06,580 --> 02:05:07,420 Thanks so much. 2641 02:05:07,480 --> 02:05:10,920 Because without you, I wouldn't be able to get the gold trophy. 2642 02:05:14,420 --> 02:05:16,980 You know, I mean, there's an argument there, say... 2643 02:05:16,980 --> 02:05:21,580 It's possible without you. 2644 02:05:22,000 --> 02:05:22,980 But I mean... 2645 02:05:22,980 --> 02:05:26,780 For now, for right here and now, for these... 2646 02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:30,600 For right, for this moment now, I want to say that it isn't possible. 2647 02:05:31,380 --> 02:05:32,000 Without you. 2648 02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:35,120 But, you know, there's a chance that it... 2649 02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:38,160 Sky of the Ski Vanski Vays. 2650 02:05:39,220 --> 02:05:46,660 36 laps remain here at Monza for the Magenti Morelli Allianz Grand Prix of Italy. 2651 02:05:47,060 --> 02:05:53,780 And it's Ruben's Barrichellos leading the race with an amazing aplomb. 2652 02:05:54,540 --> 02:05:55,620 And we had joy. 2653 02:05:55,680 --> 02:05:56,220 We had joy. 2654 02:05:56,300 --> 02:05:56,720 We had joy. 2655 02:05:56,820 --> 02:05:57,220 We had joy. 2656 02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:57,840 We had joy. 2657 02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:58,140 We had joy. 2658 02:05:58,220 --> 02:05:58,460 We had joy. 2659 02:05:58,460 --> 02:05:59,740 We had fun. 2660 02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:01,900 We had seasons in the sun. 2661 02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:04,460 But I'm afraid the joy couldn't last. 2662 02:06:05,260 --> 02:06:09,320 Because loopity-loop-banger busted out of class early and said, 2663 02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:11,660 Listen, guys, I'm only a kid now. 2664 02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:14,800 But you keep your eye on the ball. 2665 02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:17,760 In a few years' time, I'm going to be the greatest of all time. 2666 02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:18,400 The goat. 2667 02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:19,780 The male sheep. 2668 02:06:20,620 --> 02:06:22,160 But all that is for the fairies. 2669 02:06:22,400 --> 02:06:25,520 As we look at the standings at the moment, it's brought to you by Siemens. 2670 02:06:25,980 --> 02:06:27,060 It's Ruben's Barrichello. 2671 02:06:27,160 --> 02:06:29,080 Juan Pablo Montoya's nine seconds off the pace. 2672 02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:33,300 Michael, Ralph, Jean-Lacy, Kimi Räikkönen, Joss Verstappen. 2673 02:06:33,300 --> 02:06:38,520 It's a Vodafone-istic kind of race at the moment. 2674 02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:44,040 There's a lot of sand gravel, which has been shipped in by Sandmasters.ie. 2675 02:06:45,180 --> 02:06:49,600 Ireland's, and indeed Europe's, premier sand house. 2676 02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:51,200 And look at this now. 2677 02:06:51,860 --> 02:06:52,840 Miho Shumisher. 2678 02:06:54,460 --> 02:06:59,320 Miho Shumisher has gone into the pit shack for a new set of balloons. 2679 02:06:59,940 --> 02:07:01,700 He's taken a long time, though. 2680 02:07:01,700 --> 02:07:03,940 Eight-second pit shack maneuver. 2681 02:07:04,480 --> 02:07:06,200 It's a long time gone. 2682 02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:08,160 And I don't know what happened there. 2683 02:07:08,600 --> 02:07:12,300 It looked like somebody dropped the bollock on the balloon box. 2684 02:07:13,040 --> 02:07:18,360 And his right-side hatch puzzler was left splaying out in front of everyone to say. 2685 02:07:18,480 --> 02:07:20,560 People were turning around in disgust. 2686 02:07:20,740 --> 02:07:21,080 They were. 2687 02:07:21,880 --> 02:07:23,620 And I tell you something. 2688 02:07:24,680 --> 02:07:25,920 Ruben's Barrichello. 2689 02:07:26,600 --> 02:07:27,440 What's he on? 2690 02:07:27,940 --> 02:07:30,080 And we've got another Ferrari coming in now. 2691 02:07:30,080 --> 02:07:30,900 I beg your pardon. 2692 02:07:30,980 --> 02:07:31,460 It's not. 2693 02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:33,500 It's not a Ferrari. 2694 02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:35,700 And there's nobody there. 2695 02:07:36,040 --> 02:07:37,280 There's nobody there. 2696 02:07:37,380 --> 02:07:38,540 Nobody there either. 2697 02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:40,020 And who's this? 2698 02:07:40,860 --> 02:07:42,000 I don't know. 2699 02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:42,700 Connor. 2700 02:07:42,700 --> 02:07:44,040 We'll hear his. 2701 02:07:44,420 --> 02:07:48,120 Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays. 2702 02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:50,080 In a seven-foot buster. 2703 02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:53,500 With a crew crook's cramber. 2704 02:07:54,500 --> 02:08:01,120 Just balancing out the act at the back before your fucking front shifters go full lock on a tarmacadam big baller. 2705 02:08:01,860 --> 02:08:04,300 Have your hazards been checked yet? 2706 02:08:04,480 --> 02:08:07,240 If not, get over to Paris now. 2707 02:08:07,340 --> 02:08:09,780 There's an NCT center that has a lift working. 2708 02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,940 And you have to go abroad to get it. 2709 02:08:11,940 --> 02:08:13,240 It's just the way things are. 2710 02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:16,040 Outside the Brussels building. 2711 02:08:16,480 --> 02:08:19,500 You might find a few fucking dry shy politissimos. 2712 02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:21,740 Give them what's for. 2713 02:08:22,260 --> 02:08:25,580 Before stepping into your luxurious leather clad interior. 2714 02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:27,600 And revving up. 2715 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:28,680 Ignorantly. 2716 02:08:29,620 --> 02:08:30,820 And fucking proudly. 2717 02:08:31,360 --> 02:08:35,940 Before hitting the winding alpinistic fucking turntablers. 2718 02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:37,920 Down in the Dolmites. 2719 02:08:38,500 --> 02:08:41,540 The Chamonix fucking Alsatianos. 2720 02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:44,200 All that stuff. 2721 02:08:44,280 --> 02:08:45,620 You know what I'm on about, yeah. 2722 02:08:46,040 --> 02:08:48,660 I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you. 2723 02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:51,000 You're almost 38. 2724 02:09:01,140 --> 02:09:04,380 Welcome back guys to the Grey Goose Extraordinaire. 2725 02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:12,000 Another sojourn into the Gran Turismo world. 2726 02:09:12,140 --> 02:09:14,340 The Mazda Roadsters Cup race. 2727 02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:15,180 Final race. 2728 02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:17,500 We've done nothing but send. 2729 02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:19,260 In each and every event. 2730 02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:22,840 And this final one will be of no exception. 2731 02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:27,460 I've got the snarl of a lion. 2732 02:09:28,320 --> 02:09:29,480 I've got the heart. 2733 02:09:30,480 --> 02:09:31,600 Of Royal Nugent. 2734 02:09:34,180 --> 02:09:35,920 I have the sophistication. 2735 02:09:37,280 --> 02:09:39,080 Of a bottle of Grey Goose. 2736 02:09:41,920 --> 02:09:43,060 And what's more. 2737 02:09:46,560 --> 02:09:48,400 I have Connor Williams. 2738 02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:52,320 I am Connor Williams. 2739 02:09:53,220 --> 02:09:54,640 But I have him as well. 2740 02:09:54,840 --> 02:09:55,860 And just knowing that. 2741 02:09:55,980 --> 02:09:57,480 Knowing that I have his backing. 2742 02:09:57,620 --> 02:09:58,240 My backing. 2743 02:10:00,140 --> 02:10:02,340 Really makes things a lot easier for me. 2744 02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:03,700 So thanks very much Connor. 2745 02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,120 No problem Connor. 2746 02:10:08,020 --> 02:10:08,720 Anytime bud. 2747 02:10:09,840 --> 02:10:10,200 Anytime. 2748 02:10:12,200 --> 02:10:13,200 Thanks very much man. 2749 02:10:13,400 --> 02:10:13,960 Means a lot. 2750 02:10:15,260 --> 02:10:16,020 Hope you're well. 2751 02:10:16,240 --> 02:10:16,900 You're a good guy. 2752 02:10:17,100 --> 02:10:18,700 And I like the work that you do. 2753 02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:19,720 Thanks very much. 2754 02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:21,040 Thank you. 2755 02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:22,280 I appreciate that. 2756 02:10:23,140 --> 02:10:23,580 Now. 2757 02:10:24,300 --> 02:10:25,480 Let's get on to Zurich. 2758 02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:27,540 And sign on the dotted line here. 2759 02:10:27,740 --> 02:10:28,560 And come first. 2760 02:10:28,740 --> 02:10:29,520 And get that gold. 2761 02:10:29,860 --> 02:10:30,900 I agree with you Connor. 2762 02:10:31,000 --> 02:10:31,340 Good man. 2763 02:10:31,380 --> 02:10:32,140 Let's do this. 2764 02:10:32,280 --> 02:10:32,680 Go on. 2765 02:10:33,540 --> 02:10:34,060 Yes. 2766 02:10:34,620 --> 02:10:35,180 Yes. 2767 02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:36,180 Come on. 2768 02:10:36,800 --> 02:10:37,120 Woo. 2769 02:10:37,620 --> 02:10:38,200 Come on. 2770 02:10:40,720 --> 02:10:41,720 Tommy Bo. 2771 02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:42,160 Bo. 2772 02:10:42,160 --> 02:10:42,160 Bo. 2773 02:10:45,500 --> 02:10:46,600 Thank you very much. 2774 02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:50,180 Titsy Mirbo. 2775 02:10:50,320 --> 02:10:52,160 Gordy took my CBD. 2776 02:10:52,160 --> 02:10:52,720 And. 2777 02:10:55,120 --> 02:10:55,720 Tomas. 2778 02:10:56,960 --> 02:10:57,620 Bo. 2779 02:10:58,820 --> 02:11:00,020 The Bo man. 2780 02:11:00,580 --> 02:11:01,660 The Bo'son's whistle. 2781 02:11:02,660 --> 02:11:04,060 Tommy Bo'son's whistle. 2782 02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,200 J. 2783 02:11:07,200 --> 02:11:08,100 La Can. 2784 02:11:08,240 --> 02:11:09,040 Thank you very much. 2785 02:11:10,960 --> 02:11:11,520 Coronavirus. 2786 02:11:12,020 --> 02:11:12,280 Connor. 2787 02:11:12,440 --> 02:11:14,600 I'm thinking investment opportunity. 2788 02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,800 Can't wait to read. 2789 02:11:19,960 --> 02:11:20,720 Hear what you think. 2790 02:11:20,840 --> 02:11:21,100 What are you. 2791 02:11:21,240 --> 02:11:23,300 How are you going to market the coronavirus? 2792 02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:27,540 I'm watching this world crisis. 2793 02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:28,780 With thousands of people. 2794 02:11:29,960 --> 02:11:31,500 Falling prey to the. 2795 02:11:32,480 --> 02:11:33,360 Horrible new. 2796 02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:34,640 Mutated virus. 2797 02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:36,440 Which has come out of the Wuhan province. 2798 02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:37,760 Believably. 2799 02:11:38,260 --> 02:11:40,340 Started down at the fish market down there. 2800 02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:41,780 Couple of those little. 2801 02:11:41,960 --> 02:11:42,940 Japanese fishies. 2802 02:11:43,920 --> 02:11:45,320 Had a few parasites on them. 2803 02:11:45,380 --> 02:11:46,280 Or something or other. 2804 02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:46,960 I'm not sure. 2805 02:11:47,860 --> 02:11:48,160 But. 2806 02:11:49,060 --> 02:11:50,320 That's where it all began. 2807 02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:54,240 And you're trying to think of an investment opportunity out of this. 2808 02:11:55,240 --> 02:11:58,280 So much room for profiteering. 2809 02:11:59,020 --> 02:12:00,900 Vulnerability equals opportunity. 2810 02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:03,360 Get out there and sell. 2811 02:12:03,500 --> 02:12:03,700 Sell. 2812 02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:04,100 Sell. 2813 02:12:04,200 --> 02:12:06,260 While the market is fertile. 2814 02:12:07,260 --> 02:12:07,600 Okay. 2815 02:12:12,040 --> 02:12:13,080 No one knows. 2816 02:12:13,480 --> 02:12:16,700 No one knows what the coronavirus is capable of just yet. 2817 02:12:17,060 --> 02:12:18,500 There's a lot of people shit scared of it. 2818 02:12:19,140 --> 02:12:19,820 I believe. 2819 02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:21,640 We sit down tomorrow. 2820 02:12:21,760 --> 02:12:22,140 Myself. 2821 02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:22,640 Yourself. 2822 02:12:23,280 --> 02:12:24,000 Sondacola. 2823 02:12:24,140 --> 02:12:24,460 Nan. 2824 02:12:25,080 --> 02:12:25,980 Oh. 2825 02:12:27,660 --> 02:12:29,560 Just overcooked that last turn off. 2826 02:12:32,260 --> 02:12:33,240 There we go. 2827 02:12:33,340 --> 02:12:33,920 There we go. 2828 02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:35,100 Sondacola Nan. 2829 02:12:35,540 --> 02:12:37,000 Ivan Butler Yates. 2830 02:12:37,740 --> 02:12:38,300 Matt Cooper. 2831 02:12:39,140 --> 02:12:41,920 We'll head down to Matt's interracial spice bag extravaganza. 2832 02:12:43,000 --> 02:12:44,960 Which is opened up on Dawson Street. 2833 02:12:46,540 --> 02:12:47,760 It's invite only. 2834 02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:48,820 But we can get you in. 2835 02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:53,060 And we'll talk about how this coronavirus is going to go from scary little thing. 2836 02:12:53,740 --> 02:12:53,900 To. 2837 02:12:54,060 --> 02:12:54,200 Oh. 2838 02:12:54,260 --> 02:12:55,120 I want to buy that. 2839 02:12:55,620 --> 02:12:57,180 Where can I buy that? 2840 02:12:57,880 --> 02:12:58,260 Is it. 2841 02:12:58,440 --> 02:12:59,280 Can you get it on Amazon? 2842 02:12:59,760 --> 02:13:00,760 We want to go from that? 2843 02:13:00,760 --> 02:13:01,220 We want to go from that to that. 2844 02:13:01,300 --> 02:13:01,900 Those are the two. 2845 02:13:02,180 --> 02:13:04,240 Those are the two vibes that we're going from. 2846 02:13:04,400 --> 02:13:05,080 We're going from. 2847 02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:06,000 Oh. 2848 02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:06,600 To. 2849 02:13:07,500 --> 02:13:07,880 Oh. 2850 02:13:08,680 --> 02:13:09,580 That's all right though. 2851 02:13:09,640 --> 02:13:09,820 Yeah. 2852 02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:10,280 Buy that. 2853 02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:10,520 Yeah. 2854 02:13:11,340 --> 02:13:14,020 That's how you vibe things. 2855 02:13:14,800 --> 02:13:16,620 You have to get into the mind of the consumer. 2856 02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:19,340 It's scary at the moment. 2857 02:13:19,760 --> 02:13:22,140 Maybe play on those fears that they have. 2858 02:13:23,980 --> 02:13:30,340 They don't want to be in a kind of ET scenario where a load of scientists come into your house 2859 02:13:30,340 --> 02:13:34,480 and then fucking put a big ball around it like it's being fumigated. 2860 02:13:35,300 --> 02:13:38,140 Then you're stuck in there like an alien who's just landed. 2861 02:13:39,020 --> 02:13:40,280 Because that's how they're treating you. 2862 02:13:41,180 --> 02:13:41,840 these places. 2863 02:13:41,980 --> 02:13:43,060 You end up in quarantine. 2864 02:13:44,900 --> 02:13:48,140 With a gaggle of tourists from other places in the world. 2865 02:13:48,240 --> 02:13:48,800 You're in a hotel. 2866 02:13:49,020 --> 02:13:49,580 Next thing you're in. 2867 02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:50,420 You're in Tenerife. 2868 02:13:50,860 --> 02:13:53,120 Like my good mate Zonad is at the moment. 2869 02:13:53,640 --> 02:13:55,240 Going out of his balloon. 2870 02:13:56,540 --> 02:14:04,120 While these absolute clue clue cachookers come in with their needles. 2871 02:14:04,880 --> 02:14:05,820 Their pills. 2872 02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:08,060 Their face masks. 2873 02:14:09,440 --> 02:14:11,020 It's an intimidating scenario. 2874 02:14:11,020 --> 02:14:15,100 Not one you'd want to be part of at any moment in your lifespan. 2875 02:14:15,320 --> 02:14:17,200 And I'm tearing the arse out of this truck. 2876 02:14:17,300 --> 02:14:17,980 We need to get... 2877 02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:18,780 Look who's ahead of us. 2878 02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:20,720 Balesteros. 2879 02:14:22,720 --> 02:14:23,840 The Spaniard. 2880 02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:28,740 Well it's time to Fandango Balesteros. 2881 02:14:28,740 --> 02:14:29,740 See you later. 2882 02:14:29,740 --> 02:14:31,400 Connor's in town. 2883 02:14:31,400 --> 02:14:32,580 Oh no. 2884 02:14:32,580 --> 02:14:33,080 Oh no. 2885 02:14:33,080 --> 02:14:34,680 We're going right off. 2886 02:14:34,900 --> 02:14:35,140 Fuck. 2887 02:14:37,140 --> 02:14:38,340 Balesteros you bastard. 2888 02:14:39,100 --> 02:14:39,900 We need to get him. 2889 02:14:41,900 --> 02:14:43,720 We can't let Balesteros win. 2890 02:14:43,720 --> 02:14:45,020 He's so far away at the moment. 2891 02:14:46,300 --> 02:14:48,860 Fucking bastard Balesteros. 2892 02:14:51,860 --> 02:14:54,180 Carlos Balesteros. 2893 02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:56,120 I'll tell you something. 2894 02:14:56,120 --> 02:14:57,720 We're going to beat this guy Carlos. 2895 02:14:57,720 --> 02:15:00,000 And we'll take his car off him. 2896 02:15:00,100 --> 02:15:01,560 Then he really will be Carlos. 2897 02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:03,780 Because he'll have no car. 2898 02:15:05,780 --> 02:15:09,440 He'll have to just balester his way out to Balentier on the 16. 2899 02:15:11,200 --> 02:15:14,240 Fuck you. 2900 02:15:17,480 --> 02:15:19,840 That's actually a professional way you take corners. 2901 02:15:20,060 --> 02:15:22,000 Lewis the Loubity Loubanger Hamilton. 2902 02:15:23,280 --> 02:15:23,980 Said Connor. 2903 02:15:24,160 --> 02:15:25,520 When you take those hard turns. 2904 02:15:25,660 --> 02:15:26,640 You need to just shout. 2905 02:15:26,800 --> 02:15:27,440 Fuck you. 2906 02:15:27,600 --> 02:15:28,180 At the bend. 2907 02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,820 And you get a little bit of spring. 2908 02:15:30,980 --> 02:15:32,580 Little bit of pep in your step. 2909 02:15:33,100 --> 02:15:34,300 Which you didn't have before. 2910 02:15:35,080 --> 02:15:35,740 I said Lou. 2911 02:15:35,940 --> 02:15:37,080 You're a fucking genius. 2912 02:15:37,880 --> 02:15:38,820 Said thanks very much Connor. 2913 02:15:39,100 --> 02:15:40,120 You're a great man yourself. 2914 02:15:40,200 --> 02:15:40,680 And I love you. 2915 02:15:40,680 --> 02:15:41,820 I said. 2916 02:15:42,000 --> 02:15:42,320 Oh. 2917 02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:44,100 You don't have to love me man. 2918 02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:46,280 Just fucking know that I'm your godfather. 2919 02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:47,040 And I'm here for you. 2920 02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:47,680 No. 2921 02:15:49,880 --> 02:15:52,860 Don't make me end the night on a silver Balesteros. 2922 02:15:54,980 --> 02:15:56,760 Don't fuck with me Balesteros. 2923 02:15:56,760 --> 02:15:57,280 Oh. 2924 02:16:08,120 --> 02:16:09,120 Strain the spuds. 2925 02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:10,140 Thank you very much. 2926 02:16:10,140 --> 02:16:12,320 Thank you very much. 2927 02:16:13,460 --> 02:16:14,320 There you see. 2928 02:16:14,680 --> 02:16:16,040 Carlos Balesteros. 2929 02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:16,800 The Spaniard. 2930 02:16:16,860 --> 02:16:17,700 In first place. 2931 02:16:17,760 --> 02:16:18,400 In a total time. 2932 02:16:18,500 --> 02:16:19,160 4.59. 2933 02:16:19,660 --> 02:16:20,320 4.14. 2934 02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:26,440 A few nice things we got there from the men who made the game. 2935 02:16:26,440 --> 02:16:27,440 Conor Williams in second. 2936 02:16:27,440 --> 02:16:28,380 Conor Williams in second. 2937 02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:28,400 And Connor Williams in second. 2938 02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:31,260 Less than a second behind Balesteros. 2939 02:16:31,260 --> 02:16:32,260 Jesus Christ. 2940 02:16:34,100 --> 02:16:35,720 Marty the Frenchman in third. 2941 02:16:36,340 --> 02:16:38,260 Bazile the Italian dreamer. 2942 02:16:38,340 --> 02:16:39,500 Hopefully he has one of these on. 2943 02:16:39,980 --> 02:16:44,000 Because that's where the C-Virus is doing its nasty little business at the moment. 2944 02:16:44,540 --> 02:16:46,560 Tell you, I was over there last week in Tuscany. 2945 02:16:47,200 --> 02:16:55,300 I was trying to source some Chianti to pour over the newly crafted rubber tires I'd shipped over from Japan. 2946 02:16:56,580 --> 02:16:58,460 They're Pirellis, I know. 2947 02:16:58,460 --> 02:17:04,540 But I have them maids in Italy, then shipped to Japan just to be overseen by a few friends of mine. 2948 02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:05,460 They give it the okay. 2949 02:17:05,700 --> 02:17:06,860 Then we get it back to Tuscany. 2950 02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:09,580 Logistically, it's a fucking nightmare. 2951 02:17:09,920 --> 02:17:10,740 I'm not going to lie. 2952 02:17:11,040 --> 02:17:12,120 And it's costing me. 2953 02:17:12,620 --> 02:17:14,160 It's costing me big time. 2954 02:17:14,900 --> 02:17:21,480 But once I get that back to Tuscany, I can pour the 25-year-old Chianti over the tires. 2955 02:17:21,480 --> 02:17:31,880 And just watch that fucking lovely grape juice flow through the treads and little zones that you get in the tire. 2956 02:17:32,620 --> 02:17:36,560 Then we collect it in a runoff at the bottom of the tire. 2957 02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:43,620 And that infuses the wine with a lovely, lovely rubbery, tireistic notes. 2958 02:17:44,660 --> 02:17:51,760 And, you know, it's just, it's so exquisite. 2959 02:17:53,360 --> 02:17:55,640 You literally have no idea. 2960 02:17:58,460 --> 02:17:59,920 You really don't. 2961 02:18:01,360 --> 02:18:07,000 And it's a waste of time fucking explaining it to you. 2962 02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:14,880 Rive the river of riveraise in a seven-foot buster with a crew crook's cramber. 2963 02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:31,300 Yeah, unfortunately, we awoke today to the sad news that the Carnivalissimo, the Venice Carnival, which was in full swing here. 2964 02:18:32,100 --> 02:18:36,460 In the Venetian region of Italy. 2965 02:18:37,460 --> 02:18:41,460 The mask parade is not on. 2966 02:18:41,600 --> 02:18:43,620 Yeah, the Venice Carnival is finished. 2967 02:18:43,860 --> 02:18:45,280 It's a no-go. 2968 02:18:46,040 --> 02:18:49,240 The corona virus has stopped everything in its tracks. 2969 02:18:49,860 --> 02:18:59,120 That means that we have to go another year, a full year, without all the joy that the Venice Carnival brings. 2970 02:18:59,500 --> 02:19:08,880 Whether it's men, strange men clutching crystal balls, wearing old-fashioned kind of just daft old masks. 2971 02:19:09,600 --> 02:19:12,020 Women with rich bouquets of flowers. 2972 02:19:12,860 --> 02:19:14,720 Again, with daft masks. 2973 02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:21,140 I was looking forward to the guy who comes out with the daft mask who has a violin. 2974 02:19:21,940 --> 02:19:22,800 But he doesn't play it. 2975 02:19:23,620 --> 02:19:24,680 But it's something different. 2976 02:19:25,240 --> 02:19:29,800 And there was another daft masker with a fucking great sequin job. 2977 02:19:29,960 --> 02:19:34,960 And a lovely little dragon which has been stitched into it. 2978 02:19:35,780 --> 02:19:39,640 Some other pretentious gaggle of pretenders. 2979 02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,180 We were wearing kind of wedding white. 2980 02:19:43,360 --> 02:19:47,280 A flamboyant Elton John Peacock teal nightmare. 2981 02:19:48,060 --> 02:19:52,140 Was doing the rounds along the San Marco de Piazzo. 2982 02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:54,180 Earlier on giving waves as well. 2983 02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:55,440 He was... 2984 02:19:55,440 --> 02:20:05,380 It's been a Grey Goose. 2985 02:20:06,200 --> 02:20:09,660 Connor Williams, Connor Virus, Coronavirus kind of night. 2986 02:20:10,760 --> 02:20:13,440 A lot of gold in the cabinet, baby. 2987 02:20:13,880 --> 02:20:14,660 A lot of gold. 2988 02:20:15,220 --> 02:20:15,780 Yes. 2989 02:20:16,340 --> 02:20:16,940 Yes. 2990 02:20:17,300 --> 02:20:17,940 Come on. 2991 02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:18,880 Woo. 2992 02:20:19,160 --> 02:20:19,940 Come on. 2993 02:20:20,480 --> 02:20:21,180 A lot of gold. 2994 02:20:21,180 --> 02:20:23,700 I want to show you the trophies before I go here. 2995 02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:26,020 Where are we going? 2996 02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:34,040 There you go. 2997 02:20:35,380 --> 02:20:36,320 Autopolis, troph. 2998 02:20:36,660 --> 02:20:37,800 Not a gold, it's a silver. 2999 02:20:38,780 --> 02:20:39,660 Tokyo, gold. 3000 02:20:39,940 --> 02:20:41,000 Blue Moon Bay, gold. 3001 02:20:41,620 --> 02:20:42,760 Sukuba, gold. 3002 02:20:43,340 --> 02:20:44,360 Magior, silver. 3003 02:20:45,560 --> 02:20:47,260 Willow Springs, gold. 3004 02:20:47,420 --> 02:20:48,820 And you can't see there behind me. 3005 02:20:49,200 --> 02:20:49,980 Fucking Kyoto. 3006 02:20:52,460 --> 02:20:53,480 Kyoto, gold. 3007 02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:55,360 You know. 3008 02:20:55,900 --> 02:20:57,520 That's what people are saying. 3009 02:20:57,780 --> 02:20:58,820 That's what people are seeing. 3010 02:20:58,940 --> 02:20:59,900 That's what people are watching. 3011 02:21:00,900 --> 02:21:03,120 A pure trophy cabinet of joy. 3012 02:21:04,140 --> 02:21:08,180 And I often bring people to see my trophies whenever they're in my house. 3013 02:21:09,180 --> 02:21:09,480 You know. 3014 02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:11,480 I know that I'm only a moment away from... 3015 02:21:12,620 --> 02:21:15,300 I'm only moments away from busting out the Kyoto. 3016 02:21:16,360 --> 02:21:17,300 And showing them that. 3017 02:21:17,300 --> 02:21:19,840 Then I'll hit them with the old Willow Springs. 3018 02:21:21,720 --> 02:21:22,220 If I'm feeling... 3019 02:21:22,220 --> 02:21:24,600 If I'm feeling a little bit... 3020 02:21:24,600 --> 02:21:26,060 A little bit Steve. 3021 02:21:26,600 --> 02:21:29,240 Then I'll bust out the Sukuba gold. 3022 02:21:31,560 --> 02:21:33,600 And if we've gone that far... 3023 02:21:33,600 --> 02:21:35,500 I might as well take out the Blue Moon... 3024 02:21:35,500 --> 02:21:37,240 The Tokyo Express and the Autopolis. 3025 02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:39,120 Let them ponder on that. 3026 02:21:39,420 --> 02:21:40,660 And think about... 3027 02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:42,940 How that can... 3028 02:21:42,940 --> 02:21:43,900 Help them in life. 3029 02:21:45,980 --> 02:21:46,980 Either through... 3030 02:21:46,980 --> 02:21:46,980 Either through... 3031 02:21:46,980 --> 02:21:47,980 Business... 3032 02:21:47,980 --> 02:21:47,980 Business... 3033 02:21:49,440 --> 02:21:49,980 Pleasure... 3034 02:21:50,980 --> 02:21:51,980 Driving... 3035 02:21:52,700 --> 02:21:53,980 Pension plans... 3036 02:21:54,860 --> 02:21:55,500 Grey Goose... 3037 02:21:55,500 --> 02:21:56,980 High Class Vodka... 3038 02:21:57,740 --> 02:21:58,980 San Pellegrino... 3039 02:22:00,440 --> 02:22:02,480 Whatever you want. 3040 02:22:03,560 --> 02:22:05,940 It's a life lesson from Connor Williams. 3041 02:22:06,240 --> 02:22:07,200 That's where it's been tonight. 3042 02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:08,840 Yet another life lesson. 3043 02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:10,360 And I want to say... 3044 02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:11,940 Thanks so much... 3045 02:22:11,940 --> 02:22:12,660 For tuning in. 3046 02:22:13,660 --> 02:22:14,620 And... 3047 02:22:14,620 --> 02:22:15,580 Just going with the flow. 3048 02:22:16,400 --> 02:22:17,720 You're a good set of... 3049 02:22:17,720 --> 02:22:18,000 People. 3050 02:22:18,440 --> 02:22:19,020 And... 3051 02:22:19,020 --> 02:22:20,480 Your heart's in the right place. 3052 02:22:22,480 --> 02:22:24,100 Your heart's in the right place. 3053 02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:25,180 I know that. 3054 02:22:25,560 --> 02:22:26,020 I know that. 3055 02:22:27,020 --> 02:22:27,880 So good night. 3056 02:22:28,500 --> 02:22:29,100 God bless. 3057 02:22:30,320 --> 02:22:30,960 Sit tight. 3058 02:22:31,820 --> 02:22:32,340 So what? 3059 02:22:33,260 --> 02:22:33,740 Yes? 3060 02:22:34,340 --> 02:22:34,860 Yes! 3061 02:22:35,240 --> 02:22:35,880 Come on! 3062 02:22:36,480 --> 02:22:36,800 Woo! 3063 02:22:37,160 --> 02:22:37,860 Come on! 3064 02:22:38,220 --> 02:22:38,540 I should... 3065 02:22:38,540 --> 02:22:39,820 Before I go actually... 3066 02:22:39,820 --> 02:22:40,860 San Deco Lanan... 3067 02:22:42,300 --> 02:22:45,080 Has not only his own beachwear range... 3068 02:22:45,080 --> 02:22:46,520 We did show you this last week. 3069 02:22:46,780 --> 02:22:48,960 Get on that if you're going on holidays this summer. 3070 02:22:49,080 --> 02:22:49,540 I mean... 3071 02:22:49,540 --> 02:22:51,720 Coronavirus is going to prevent a lot of travelling. 3072 02:22:52,600 --> 02:22:53,220 But if you're... 3073 02:22:53,220 --> 02:22:54,100 If you're going somewhere... 3074 02:22:54,100 --> 02:22:54,760 Get on that. 3075 02:22:55,380 --> 02:22:55,860 Also... 3076 02:22:56,720 --> 02:22:58,140 Last week we couldn't get it to you... 3077 02:22:58,140 --> 02:22:58,700 Because the... 3078 02:22:58,700 --> 02:23:00,800 The preliminaries hadn't been drawn up. 3079 02:23:00,820 --> 02:23:01,480 But here we go. 3080 02:23:02,320 --> 02:23:03,820 Grey Goose Tamagotchi guys. 3081 02:23:04,220 --> 02:23:04,980 It's coming back. 3082 02:23:05,400 --> 02:23:06,440 Maria Walsh. 3083 02:23:07,360 --> 02:23:07,720 MEP. 3084 02:23:08,800 --> 02:23:11,000 Just got off the plane from Brussels earlier. 3085 02:23:11,840 --> 02:23:14,240 She has a fuck ton of these. 3086 02:23:14,480 --> 02:23:15,120 In a box. 3087 02:23:16,720 --> 02:23:17,240 And... 3088 02:23:17,240 --> 02:23:18,560 They're limited edition. 3089 02:23:20,540 --> 02:23:21,960 Get on to Maria Walsh. 3090 02:23:22,000 --> 02:23:22,480 She's on... 3091 02:23:22,480 --> 02:23:23,160 She's on Twitter. 3092 02:23:23,380 --> 02:23:24,380 Get on to her about that. 3093 02:23:24,460 --> 02:23:25,560 Or get on to her... 3094 02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:26,420 Whatever... 3095 02:23:26,420 --> 02:23:27,340 Through other channels. 3096 02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:27,860 I'm not sure. 3097 02:23:28,340 --> 02:23:29,220 Ask her about them. 3098 02:23:29,420 --> 02:23:29,920 Tell... 3099 02:23:29,920 --> 02:23:30,960 Say you've... 3100 02:23:30,960 --> 02:23:32,460 Use the key code. 3101 02:23:33,500 --> 02:23:34,820 Quote the key code. 3102 02:23:36,300 --> 02:23:36,780 Consgoose. 3103 02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:40,720 You should receive yours in the post then. 3104 02:23:40,940 --> 02:23:42,560 She accepts all kinds of... 3105 02:23:42,560 --> 02:23:42,980 Cards. 3106 02:23:44,120 --> 02:23:44,640 Crypto. 3107 02:23:45,120 --> 02:23:45,480 Check. 3108 02:23:47,400 --> 02:23:48,140 Whatever you need. 3109 02:23:48,260 --> 02:23:49,960 She's very good like that. 3110 02:23:50,040 --> 02:23:51,120 She's very good like that. 3111 02:23:51,240 --> 02:23:53,440 She has someone monitoring her money for herself. 3112 02:23:53,960 --> 02:23:54,880 All the best guys. 3113 02:23:55,040 --> 02:23:55,740 We'll see you later. 3114 02:23:56,740 --> 02:23:57,300 Yeah. 3115 02:23:57,300 --> 02:23:57,780 Unfortunately... 3116 02:23:58,560 --> 02:24:00,140 We awoke today. 3117 02:24:01,140 --> 02:24:04,780 Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix. 3118 02:24:04,980 --> 02:24:07,100 And it's Rubens Barrichello's leading. 3119 02:24:07,300 --> 02:24:09,140 That's Juan Pablo Montoya at the moment. 3120 02:24:09,780 --> 02:24:11,960 Barrichello's due a pitch-shack maneuver soon enough. 3121 02:24:12,020 --> 02:24:12,980 Hopefully we can go over that. 3122 02:24:13,440 --> 02:24:14,340 That's 2002. 3123 02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:18,660 Not even a year since the World Trade Center was attacked by a gang of terrorists. 3124 02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:20,680 Who'd commandeered. 3125 02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:22,320 Commercial jetliner. 3126 02:24:22,820 --> 02:24:27,420 What can Rubens Barrichello do now in the pitch-shack as he slips in centrally? 3127 02:24:28,020 --> 02:24:31,180 And each of the four Bang Brothers slips on a new set of balloons. 3128 02:24:31,780 --> 02:24:34,760 While someone with a big pipe inserts it. 3129 02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:39,860 And just sprays loads into his carbine box shift. 3130 02:24:41,400 --> 02:24:42,520 16 seconds. 3131 02:24:43,300 --> 02:24:44,180 Jesus, lads. 3132 02:24:44,460 --> 02:24:45,920 Could have done without the foreplay. 3133 02:24:46,140 --> 02:24:50,340 And that was one of the longest pitch-shacks we've ever camp-arried in our Siemens. 3134 02:24:51,140 --> 02:24:51,480 Cannon. 3135 02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:53,360 What about Vodafone and Fosters? 3136 02:24:53,940 --> 02:24:54,920 They're great guys. 3137 02:24:55,660 --> 02:24:57,660 Unlimited sponsorship deals. 3138 02:24:58,300 --> 02:24:58,780 Plenty. 3139 02:24:59,700 --> 02:25:00,980 But want to tell you something. 3140 02:25:01,460 --> 02:25:04,040 There's a lot of hustling and harrying going on at the moment. 3141 02:25:04,400 --> 02:25:08,400 And I think I'm actually going to change my name soon enough to Harry Hustle. 3142 02:25:08,720 --> 02:25:15,760 You're all invited to the name-changing ceremony, which should take place soon enough after the race. 3143 02:25:16,800 --> 02:25:20,300 Montoya will give the go-ahead on whether or not you're allowed to go. 3144 02:25:20,300 --> 02:25:22,320 It's all down to Wham-Pob. 3145 02:25:23,000 --> 02:25:25,460 But look, we'll see how we get on. 3146 02:25:25,680 --> 02:25:28,200 You don't know how this is going to turn out tomorrow. 3147 02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,360 That's the beauty of F1. 3148 02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:30,860 It's the beauty of Micka Hakkinen. 3149 02:25:31,220 --> 02:25:33,280 It's the beauty of Heinz Harald Frensen. 3150 02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:37,220 And it's Tim O'Hinds baked beans, which he keeps in his back pocket. 3151 02:25:37,220 --> 02:25:40,900 Even when racing, it really obstructs his hours from sitting on the seat. 3152 02:25:40,900 --> 02:25:43,000 It's not good and it's very unsafe. 3153 02:25:43,000 --> 02:25:45,900 But he does it anyway because that's who he is. 3154 02:25:45,900 --> 02:25:47,180 And look at this. 3155 02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:51,000 We can see each of the four Bang Brothers had the balloon on. 3156 02:25:51,000 --> 02:25:53,380 But where was the main pipe, man? 3157 02:25:53,920 --> 02:25:57,780 It's probably one of the worst pipe insertion methods we've ever witnessed here. 3158 02:25:57,840 --> 02:25:58,440 And look at this. 3159 02:25:58,840 --> 02:26:00,600 Micka Hakkinen, the McLaren, has gone. 3160 02:26:00,780 --> 02:26:06,160 Scoopity-boo-boo right on the side of the Mangaziani Plagioni. 3161 02:26:06,700 --> 02:26:12,720 Italian cylinder men have gestured over to a little fucking dump trucker. 3162 02:26:13,060 --> 02:26:16,420 And he's coming over now to pick him up and splice him back into the pit shack. 3163 02:26:16,500 --> 02:26:17,240 It's Merlot. 3164 02:26:18,080 --> 02:26:18,820 And look at that. 3165 02:26:19,000 --> 02:26:19,120 Woo! 3166 02:26:19,960 --> 02:26:22,920 It's a real great Foster's Vodafone. 3167 02:26:23,200 --> 02:26:23,840 It's all here. 3168 02:26:23,920 --> 02:26:24,740 It's all to play for us. 3169 02:26:24,740 --> 02:26:27,340 We go to Rubensburg, Helena, on the Ferrari on the yacht board. 3170 02:26:27,440 --> 02:26:33,220 He's in third place as he comes into the Giazzi Cantaculi, just where Micka Hakkinen went fuck, fuck. 3171 02:26:33,580 --> 02:26:34,620 And look at this now. 3172 02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:36,280 It's a demonic devil. 3173 02:26:36,760 --> 02:26:37,700 Driving fast. 3174 02:26:37,940 --> 02:26:40,300 And I don't know where I'm going anymore. 3175 02:26:40,860 --> 02:26:43,020 I don't know where I'm going anymore. 3176 02:26:43,160 --> 02:26:44,480 I want to go home. 3177 02:26:44,920 --> 02:26:49,120 Stay with us here on 2 as we take a look back on the week that was in Carrickstown. 3178 02:26:49,420 --> 02:26:49,840 Next. 3179 02:26:51,560 --> 02:26:55,140 I've got nothing to say to any of you. 3180 02:26:55,840 --> 02:26:58,220 Except, what are you doing? 3181 02:26:59,220 --> 02:27:01,980 Have you everything in order with your life? 3182 02:27:03,520 --> 02:27:06,160 Did you visit the Coliseum for inspiration yet? 3183 02:27:06,160 --> 02:27:08,960 If not, do it now, Bucket. 3184 02:27:08,960 --> 02:27:11,240 Ryanair have got some shitty seat sail on. 3185 02:27:11,300 --> 02:27:15,300 If you want to fly in a little plastic gooser, get yourself over there. 3186 02:27:16,360 --> 02:27:18,540 And fucking see how things were. 3187 02:27:18,540 --> 02:27:22,860 After that, take a spin through the Glade. 3188 02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:24,680 Tell them I sent you. 3189 02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:29,100 Tell them I sent you. 3190 02:27:29,100 --> 02:27:38,900 And then, and then, will they transport your old car all the way over to Ireland. 3191 02:27:38,900 --> 02:27:41,500 Ireland. 3192 02:27:42,300 --> 02:27:44,020 Ireland. 3193 02:27:45,020 --> 02:27:48,560 Together, standing tall. 3194 02:27:49,820 --> 02:27:53,720 Shoulder to shoulder. 3195 02:27:54,720 --> 02:27:58,500 We'll answer Ireland's call. 3196 02:27:58,500 --> 02:28:00,560 you 3197 02:28:00,560 --> 02:28:02,620 you 3198 02:28:02,620 --> 02:28:04,680 you 3199 02:28:04,680 --> 02:28:06,740 you 3200 02:28:06,740 --> 02:28:08,800 you 3201 02:28:08,800 --> 02:28:10,860 you 3202 02:28:10,860 --> 02:28:40,840 Thank you.