1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,000 *music* 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:27,000 In the shadows, keep soft, poor eyes lit by fire, fire 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:37,000 He'd never done that better love before, before 4 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:47,000 He'd want everyone else got lost in quiet by the river 5 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Seeking for more, of course he's been better 6 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:02,000 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:10,000 What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed 8 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,000 But he stayed, he took her out for the crew 9 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,000 In the shadows, he was a poor eye, through a night, but he's not a good one 10 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:32,000 He'd never done that long before 11 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:44,380 We had, we were singing, either early or two, when it was number seven, and it happened. 12 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,780 I like a bird with his feet through the window. 13 00:01:54,120 --> 00:02:00,960 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 14 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:13,700 But he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he stuck around for the rest. 15 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:20,760 He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going. 16 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:32,960 What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he stuck around for the rest. 17 00:02:32,960 --> 00:03:02,940 Thank you. 18 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:32,920 Thank you. 19 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,680 J'habite à Paris, je suis belge. 20 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,440 Thank you. 21 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,200 Thank you. 22 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,960 Thank you. 23 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,720 Thank you. 24 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,480 Thank you. 25 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,240 Thank you. 26 00:03:46,240 --> 00:04:11,740 Joseph Kony. 27 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:16,740 Joseph Kony. 28 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,740 Zürichberg. 29 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:22,740 Fuck you, deputistime. 30 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,740 Fuck you, deputistime. 31 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:28,740 Fuck you, deputistime. 32 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:32,740 The dose of non-angivist. 33 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,740 The dose of non-angivist. 34 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:42,740 The dose of non-angivist. 35 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,740 The dose of non-angivist. 36 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:48,740 The dose of non-angivist. 37 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:52,740 The dose of non-angivist. 38 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:56,740 The dose of non-angivist. 39 00:04:56,740 --> 00:05:01,740 The dose of non-angivist. 40 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:06,740 The dose of non-angivist. 41 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,740 The dose of non-angivist. 42 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,740 The dose of non-angivist. 43 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,740 The dose of non-angivist. 44 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:16,740 The dose of non-angivist. 45 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,740 The dose of non-angivist. 46 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Creamed. 264 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,740 Creamed in lots ands. 265 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,740 Creamed. 266 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,740 Creamed. 267 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,740 Creamed. 268 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,740 Creamed. 269 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:06,740 Creamed. 270 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,740 Creamed. 271 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:08,740 Creamed. 272 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:09,740 Creamed. 273 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:11,740 They're gonna get creamed. 274 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,740 They're gonna get creamed. 275 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,740 Creamed. 276 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,740 They're gonna get creamed. 277 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,740 Creamed. 278 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:19,740 Creamed. 279 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:49,720 I'm going to get creamed. 280 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,060 Creamed in lots and. 281 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:51,880 Creamed. 282 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,920 Creamed. 283 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,840 Creamed. 284 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:57,780 Creamed. 285 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,720 Creamed. 286 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,180 They're going to get creamed. 287 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,080 They're going to get creamed. 288 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,660 How's it going, guys? 289 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,940 They're going to get creamed. 290 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:10,860 Connor Williams here. 291 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,500 They're going to get creamed. 292 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,400 Former Senior Sales Executive of Mercedes Ireland. 293 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,100 They're going to get creamed. 294 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,400 Now full-time. 295 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:18,700 Creamed. 296 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,480 Mercedes Extraordinaire. 297 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,160 Director of Photography at Zurich, Ireland. 298 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,820 International Playboy. 299 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,460 Meteorologist. 300 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,820 And now COVID Extraordinaire 2. 301 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,100 I've got a gang of masks. 302 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:38,760 Coming in. 303 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,560 They're on the ship. 304 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,700 They're on a ship now that has just left the Far East. 305 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,540 Which hopefully won't contain any viral virplicity. 306 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:59,800 I'm hoping that the container full of masks will have been hosed down with some kind of detergent. 307 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,820 Some kind of antiseptic. 308 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,680 I'm definitely going to give it a spray down with some flash. 309 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,760 I'm going to give it a spray down with some flash. 310 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,780 And maybe even a bit of bleach too. 311 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,020 Or even some psyllid bang. 312 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:18,700 Which actually does remove a lot of grime scale mold and mildew. 313 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,600 Not sure if it would be able to remove. 314 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,800 Glasses are getting a bit steamier. 315 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,240 Not sure if it would be able to kill off the coronavirus. 316 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,680 But look lads and lasses. 317 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:35,180 The coronavirus is now in Ireland. 318 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:35,640 Okay. 319 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,720 It made landfall up north. 320 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,040 And it's coming down south. 321 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,920 So you need to get masked up. 322 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,720 Everybody needs to get fucking masked up. 323 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,040 Okay. 324 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,520 It's just the way it is. 325 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,120 Thanks very much for tuning in here. 326 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,760 Someone's saying that the facial hair is ruining the mask. 327 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,560 I don't know about that. 328 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Thanks very much for tuning in. 329 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:03,840 Look. 330 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,800 It's a scary situation. 331 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,840 I was just speaking to the Coronas. 332 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,120 Danny from the Coronas says it's a testing time. 333 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,820 They've been working on a brand new Corona themed song for the past two nights. 334 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,200 Solid. 335 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,240 They haven't slept. 336 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,620 He says he feels a little bit woozy. 337 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,440 I said did you get checked out. 338 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,780 Because it could be a case that Danny. 339 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,260 I hope not. 340 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,280 Fucking home not down if you're watching. 341 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,300 And I know you are. 342 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,200 That the COVID-19 outbreak hasn't reached yourself yet either. 343 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,580 Let's have a quick look here at the Euronews. 344 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,940 Just before we trot along here. 345 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,640 As you can see. 346 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,200 The COVID outbreak is being covered. 347 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,720 Big time. 348 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,440 This country is facing an epidemic. 349 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:01,660 And Italy remains an epicenter of the outbreak in Europe. 350 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,720 With at least 650 people infected there. 351 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,500 And 17 dead. 352 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,060 Jesus Christ. 353 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:15,660 With hundreds of cases reported, Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis. 354 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:22,500 And I was telling you, the Italians, I broke the story last week. 355 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,040 That's where it was going to be. 356 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,820 That's where it was going to be happening. 357 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:30,960 Because there's so many people coming in and out of Italy. 358 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,780 You don't know. 359 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,340 You just don't know how it's got. 360 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,080 How it's happened. 361 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:43,660 And now it's the epicenter of the European outbreak. 362 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,380 Zonad is in Tenerife at the moment. 363 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:53,380 He's in a quarantine hotel. 364 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,340 And he says it's shit. 365 00:13:55,380 --> 00:14:04,020 And that all the staff are not treating him as nicely as the day before when there wasn't a quarantine outbreak. 366 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:08,980 Our hearts. 367 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:09,660 Zone. 368 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:09,780 Zone. 369 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:10,860 Zone baby. 370 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,240 If you're watching, man. 371 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,700 Our hearts go out to you. 372 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,280 We love you. 373 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,580 We're sending big love. 374 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:24,440 Big love and positive vibes your way. 375 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,900 And we want you to get better soon, bud. 376 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,720 Big time. 377 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,260 Showbiztits.ie. 378 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,940 Thanks very much for your kind-hearted tip. 379 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,760 That's really nice of you. 380 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,220 And remember, please get yourself a mask. 381 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:45,920 We don't want any of this nasty business. 382 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,940 Which is doing its rounds. 383 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,240 Doing its... 384 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,760 It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland. 385 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,360 Fill about your craze. 386 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,180 Thanks very much. 387 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,380 The thing about the coronavirus, yeah? 388 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,240 Let me tell you something about the coronavirus. 389 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,200 This... 390 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:06,920 This... 391 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,320 I'm not even going to say it. 392 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,480 I was going to call it something a bit nasty there. 393 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,080 I... 394 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,760 Anaconda G. 395 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,160 Thanks so much, Anaconda G. 396 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,020 Thanks so much, Anaconda G. 397 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,880 The thing about that coronavirus, yeah? 398 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:32,840 It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland. 399 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,440 And T22BC, thanks so much, buddy. 400 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,940 It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland. 401 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:46,260 If it thinks it can have its wicked way with me, it's not gonna happen. Why? 402 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,460 Because Konzo William Adas comes prepared. 403 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,220 And this 404 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,220 combined with this 405 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,660 Combined with that 406 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:03,680 You can hardly see it and then the PS the PS to resist odds 407 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,980 It's pure springtime baby 408 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,740 This is all you need 409 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,980 This is all you'll ever need 410 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,340 If you want to get past that C virus 411 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,920 Sand pellet up man sand pellet up 412 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:28,800 Mercedes pass me by now. I cry. Thanks so much for your kind hearted tip generous donation 413 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800 But you're a generous bunch 414 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,260 You're a you're a bloody generous bunch. I was saying this the other day 415 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:40,900 When I was I was getting a panini and in Dunybrook fair and 416 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:48,500 I was telling the staff behind the deli counter how much of a generous bunch you are 417 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,360 But she wasn't interested 418 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,080 She took one look at me after I told them that and she said 419 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800 Do you want mayonnaise or butter? 420 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:09,240 Just goes to show you that you could be doing some really good work out there and then there's other people that just they're not appreciating us 421 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,400 But uh fuck it let's forget about the corona virus 422 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,720 Let's put some trophies in the cabinet yeah 423 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,240 That's what this is about 424 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:33,500 Don't care if you're Chinese if you're Korean if you're Italian if you've got the corona if you've got to see virus 425 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:43,360 You're welcome here just keep the sneezing to a minimum keep keep your fluids in a tissue bin that and 426 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,600 Get rid of the bag burn the bag 427 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:52,160 Okay, I took my bag of tissues and I 428 00:17:53,540 --> 00:18:01,120 Stuck it in the boot the bucket I stuck it in the are so that that AMG you're just after seeing that was the dashboard castle and 429 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,920 This is some live action footage of me yesterday 430 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,860 Driving with the coven 19 431 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,640 Soiled tissues we don't know they were coven but they were soiled 432 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:18,340 Driving with the tissues and I drove that fucking AMG to the mountains I 433 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,420 Parked up here just for a little look 434 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,520 Just to see what was going on just to make sure I wasn't being tailgated 435 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,920 By any besmirchment masters 436 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:42,700 And then I drove it into it into an underground car park like that 437 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,840 Started getting a bit worried 438 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:53,120 Started to get a little bit worried wasn't anything realized. It was just my mind playing tricks on me 439 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,860 Joe McDermott thanks so much buddy 440 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:06,760 I parked it up and then here we go this is where I landed this is where I ended up after 441 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,160 Parked it up there in front of Mount Fuji 442 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,300 Enjoy your time in the mountains I 443 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,660 Tossed the bag I'm not proud of it 444 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:25,600 Zona drinks Corona with lime thank you so much I'm not proud of it, but I threw I did some fly tipping I 445 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,240 threw the bag full of soiled tissues 446 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,120 over the mountain top 447 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Into that Japanese lake 448 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:43,960 And then I just drove I drove over to this cliff here and had a good a good scream a good cry 449 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,100 And I just checked social media 450 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,680 See what was going on I started to get worried as well because 451 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,720 There was something Simon Harris had tweeted simply 452 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:05,940 We are fucked and with a picture with a picture of his face like that 453 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:16,820 Somebody actually said the other day, I don't know where I read it there. It looks like Simon Harris. He always has an expression on his face 454 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,160 As if as if he can smell a fart in the room or something 455 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:36,460 I'll leave that one I'll leave that for you to decide 456 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:46,120 Grid rain thanks so much you say alcohol is a fantastic disinfectant well 457 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,240 I'll definitely get on to that I mean maybe you could you could even just use some 458 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:05,460 Some of that there was methylated spirits, but I mean you can't get that in this you can't buy methylated spirits without having to sign a ledger in the chemist anymore, which is a real shame 459 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:11,580 My corona thank you very much because I had some stainless steel. I wanted to clean the other day 460 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:17,320 Turns out I had to go through the fucking Spanish Inquisition just to get a bit of methylated spirits 461 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:21,320 You thought I was going necking that I said look do I look like the kind of guy who gets 462 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,040 Hooched up on meth 463 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:33,800 John Wilson thanks so much she didn't know what say that the chemist and I said look I'm not by the way. I'm Connor Williams nice to meet you 464 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,040 I shook the hand gave her a business card and 465 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,160 Smiling coolly walked out 466 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:49,200 Now his beers thanks so much smiling coolly walked out and just said listen. I'll see you later again. Yeah 467 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,800 She was very nonplussed, but she'll know me the next time to come back in you know there could be a discount or something 468 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:03,060 Hopefully you're getting on well guys. This is kovat 19 the stream 469 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,560 Belyosky, thank you very much for that. 470 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,860 You absolute king of the wing. 471 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,380 Now let's have a look here. 472 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,720 What are we going for today? 473 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,380 What are we going for today? 474 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,440 It's actually nice to stroke the mask like this. 475 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,840 This feels good. 476 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,640 Philip, thank you very much, Philip. 477 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:33,960 The mask don't keep out viral particulates. 478 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,360 Thanks for fighting the good fight, though. 479 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,420 Hope you got enough rations. 480 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,200 Yeah, we've got some falafel, some spinach in the fridge. 481 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,840 Thank you very much, Schlarkin. 482 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:52,360 Josie Abedici, who runs the Slutty Vegan. 483 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,940 She's coming by later on with the truck. 484 00:22:55,500 --> 00:23:00,100 She's got a dump truck full of vegan treats, which she's going to leave in my shed. 485 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,940 I don't know how long they'll last, but I mean, what can you do? 486 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:09,800 It's great to have the French in the right places. 487 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,940 COVID-19, thank you very much, buddy. 488 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,000 GT League, here we go. 489 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,960 How are you goosing anyway? 490 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,500 How are you getting on? 491 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,300 Yeah? 492 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,480 It's great. 493 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,180 It's great to have you back. 494 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,080 It's great to have you back. 495 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:31,360 You're... 496 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,580 Look at you there. 497 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,500 Hopefully you're goosing good. 498 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,360 What were we at last week? 499 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,580 It was the FR Troph. 500 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,460 FR Challenge. 501 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,280 I did absolute damage there and got golds and everything, I think. 502 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,880 And now it's the Mazda Cup. 503 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,740 I believe. 504 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,900 But do we have the Mazda in our possession? 505 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:01,860 Let's have a look. 506 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,240 It's almost six o'clock. 507 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:14,600 Okay. 508 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:14,900 Okay. 509 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,420 No Mazds. 510 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,680 A one-make series for Mazda Roadsters. 511 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,960 Providing an entry-level race category. 512 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,020 Okay. 513 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,980 We're going to have to go out and splash some cash. 514 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,220 Nothing we don't... 515 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,460 Nothing we can't handle. 516 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,900 We've got a few creds in the bank. 517 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,060 So we just hit... 518 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,520 We'll hit up Brand Central. 519 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,880 Tag your... 520 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,440 Avant-garde watchmakers sponsoring tonight's Mercedes Pellegrino. 521 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,300 If you don't have a tag here, 522 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,520 what are you looking at on your wrist? 523 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:02,780 That's... 524 00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:03,140 That's... 525 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:03,960 That's the cat... 526 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,860 That's the tagline. 527 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:06,880 Aston Martin. 528 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,240 We've got some new Aston Martins with the update, 529 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,620 but we're not going to check it out later. 530 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,600 What about Lewis Hamilton's own range? 531 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,420 The loopity-loop-ire. 532 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,760 There he is. 533 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,560 Look at him there. 534 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,380 Legend. 535 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,580 An absolute beast machine. 536 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,820 He doesn't give a fuck for the COVID. 537 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,240 The guy... 538 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,580 The guy actually crushed COVID. 539 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,460 Yesterday at the F1 testing. 540 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,700 Dylan 96. 541 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,020 Thank you very much, Dylan. 542 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,600 Very kind of you, bud. 543 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,280 Hope you're getting on well. 544 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,040 And that the goose is flowing freely. 545 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,660 And that the Zurich plan is detailed. 546 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:54,480 And very, very, very secure. 547 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,560 Broccoli, thank you very much too. 548 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,440 Let's get into this. 549 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:02,460 Let's get into this. 550 00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:04,880 We're Mazda time. 551 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,460 We're not Lewis Hamilton tonight. 552 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,460 So we need to go to Japan. 553 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:13,980 Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. 554 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:15,960 Cheers, bud. 555 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:15,980 Cheers, bud. 556 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,240 Gonna win a few trophies for you tonight, okay? 557 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,580 So, Mazda. 558 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,480 Where are you? 559 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,800 There we go. 560 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:34,800 Steph. 561 00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,140 Thanks very much, Steph. 562 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,000 That's really kind of you. 563 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,740 And I hope you're getting on well. 564 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,820 You just gotta take the coronavirus with a pinch of salt. 565 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,320 Maybe a little lemon. 566 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,360 Just do it on there and then... 567 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,180 And then some of this. 568 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,140 It's your tip. 569 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,140 Dot IE. 570 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,520 Corona Wave featuring Mark Dargan. 571 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,500 BBJ. 572 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,160 Thank you very much. 573 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:27,400 Yunos Roadster. 574 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,600 Let's go for the... 575 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,720 The best Roadster you can get. 576 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,060 Shady COVID. 577 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:37,960 Thank you very much. 578 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,420 This is... 579 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,340 This looks nice. 580 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,300 The Japanese cars today. 581 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:54,380 Studio scenes. 582 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,600 Dynamic scenes. 583 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,240 Connor Donoghue scenes. 584 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,320 The fourth generation Mazda Roadster. 585 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,480 Thank you very much, Connor. 586 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,300 Mr. Donoghue. 587 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:07,660 The Code ND model was announced for the first time in physical form. 588 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:11,380 At the New York Auto Show in April 2014. 589 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:15,940 Although this was only a display of the chassis, engine, drivetrain and suspension. 590 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760 It could immediately be seen. 591 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,720 The vegan virus. 592 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,400 Thank you very much. 593 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:27,400 It could immediately be seen that the heavy items were mounted low and towards the centre of the chassis. 594 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:34,440 The major efforts were made to reduce weight and that the driver sat slightly behind the centre of the car. 595 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,780 The display succeeded in raising expectations of fans worldwide. 596 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,880 Oh my god, boomer. 597 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,780 Thank you very much, bud. 598 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,960 Thanks so much. 599 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,980 It's just... 600 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,700 It's unbelievable. 601 00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,560 That's what it is. 602 00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,840 And you did that. 603 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,440 And I can't believe that. 604 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800 Thank you very much. 605 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:07,880 Less reading. 606 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,140 More driving. 607 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,440 More gold trophy. 608 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,240 And I know that you came to see me. 609 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,420 You didn't come to see me read scriptures. 610 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,120 You want to see me bag that gold. 611 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,040 What's going to get bagged? 612 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,340 Buy using credits. 613 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:25,800 Yeah. 614 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,600 Or spend your own money in the store. 615 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:29,060 No. 616 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,420 Buy using credits. 617 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:31,460 Thank you very much. 618 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,000 Yes. 619 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:47,980 I'm going to change into that roadster. 620 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:47,980 I'm going to change into that roadster. 621 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,980 And then we're going to go to the... 622 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,240 Back to the garage. 623 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,740 And pump it up. 624 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,380 Pump it full of fucking grey goose. 625 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,360 paste and vinegar 626 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:36,340 hit the buttons of a keyboard, the voice is still a little filtrate to get the timidity. A improvised rendezvous, an accidentary harmonies, an inappropriate reason, a simple feeling. 627 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:46,560 Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. 628 00:30:46,560 --> 00:31:10,560 COVID-19! 629 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,560 COVID-19! 630 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,560 COVID-19! 631 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:30,560 Do you know what I mean? 632 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,560 Is it Conor Williams? G-A-W-Gaw, how are you getting on? 633 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,560 Thanks for tuning in. Is it Conor Williams with two N's? 634 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,560 Or is it Conor Williams with one N? No, you won't. 635 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,560 You can, as far as I know, the name Conor is spelled C-O-N-O-R. 636 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,560 It's the only way... 637 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,560 That's me. 638 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,560 The two N's? 639 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,560 I don't know if that's... 640 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,560 That could be an American thing, I'm not sure. 641 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:08,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 642 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,560 I'm not sure. 643 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:16,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 644 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 645 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 646 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 647 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 648 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 649 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 650 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 651 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 652 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 653 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 654 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 655 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 656 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 657 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 658 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 659 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 660 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 661 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 662 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 663 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 664 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 665 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 666 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 667 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 668 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 669 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 670 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 671 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 672 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 673 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 674 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 675 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 676 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 677 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 678 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 679 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 680 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 681 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 682 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 683 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 684 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 685 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 686 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 687 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 688 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 689 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 690 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 691 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 692 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 693 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 694 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 695 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:08,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 696 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 697 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 698 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 699 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 700 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 701 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 702 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 703 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 704 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 705 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 706 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 707 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 708 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 709 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 710 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 711 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 712 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 713 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 714 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 715 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 716 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 717 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 718 00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:58,560 I don't know if that's a good thing. 719 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,560 You need to subscribe. He said subscribe to what? 720 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,560 I said my channel you doofus. 721 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,560 And uh. 722 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,560 He hung up. 723 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,560 That's just the way he doesn't do goodbyes. 724 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,560 There's Dave. 725 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,560 That's just the way he is. 726 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,560 Look at this. Baby pink. 727 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560 Or whatever the fuck you call it. 728 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,560 Powder pink. 729 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,560 Get out of my life. 730 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,560 See this guy. 731 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,560 The bluesy. 732 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,560 You blues you lose baby. 733 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,560 See you later man. 734 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,560 See you later. 735 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,560 Yellow Hornet. 736 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:36,560 Good luck man. 737 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560 Connor Williams. 738 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,560 Connor. 739 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,560 This guy is gonna get chased. 740 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,560 This guy is gonna get chased out the track. 741 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,560 Hey. 742 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,560 Hey. 743 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,560 See you later man. 744 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:54,560 I'm Connor. 745 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,560 I am Connor. 746 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,560 I'm Connor. 747 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,560 That's what you gotta do. 748 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,560 I know it's not very sportsman. 749 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,560 But uh. 750 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,560 But what is these days. 751 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,560 You know. 752 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560 I mean. 753 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:10,560 For all he knows. 754 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,560 I do have the coronavirus. 755 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,560 Like you know. 756 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,560 I'm not gonna let that virus stop me. 757 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,560 It's gonna get behind the wheel. 758 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,560 And drive like a demon. 759 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,560 Bad out of hell. 760 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,560 Meatloaf. 761 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,560 The loaveser. 762 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,560 The loaveser. 763 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,560 Hopefully he's doing okay. 764 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,560 The problem with the uh. 765 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,560 Covid-19. 766 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,560 Is that it's. 767 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,560 It's just in it's infancy. 768 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,560 We still don't know. 769 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560 Okay. 770 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560 We don't know. 771 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560 How. 772 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,560 It manifests itself. 773 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560 But we do know. 774 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,560 How to stay vigilant. 775 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,560 And uh. 776 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560 Earlier on. 777 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,560 I was just getting the panini. 778 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,560 Just about to leave. 779 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560 Donnybrook fair. 780 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,560 With a panini. 781 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560 And a uh. 782 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560 A six pack. 783 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,560 Of delirium tremens limited edition. 784 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560 Silver bottles. 785 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560 Uh. 786 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,560 With glasses and pink elephants on it. 787 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,560 And. 788 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,560 Don't you know it. 789 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560 Fucking SWAT team. 790 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,560 Uh. 791 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560 Lads in boiler suits. 792 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560 Ambulances. 793 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560 They all piled outside. 794 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,560 And they were like. 795 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560 Listen lads. 796 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 You're gonna have to stay in. 797 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,560 We've detected uh. 798 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560 We think that you Connor. 799 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560 Might be. 800 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560 Infected with COVID. 801 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,560 So they taped it up. 802 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,560 And everybody was kept inside. 803 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,560 I said. 804 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560 Can I still eat my panini? 805 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:39,560 He said. 806 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,560 You can yeah. 807 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560 They said. 808 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:41,560 Did you buy it in here? 809 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560 I said. 810 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:42,560 Yeah. 811 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560 Said you can yeah. 812 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560 Yeah. 813 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:44,560 Yeah. 814 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:44,560 Yeah. 815 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560 Yeah. 816 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560 Yeah. 817 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:46,560 Yeah. 818 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,560 Yeah. 819 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560 Yeah. 820 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560 Yeah. 821 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,560 So I ate that. 822 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,560 And then by around six seven o'clock. 823 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,560 I was like lads. 824 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,560 It's. 825 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,560 It's. 826 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560 It's. 827 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,560 It's. 828 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,560 It's. 829 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:05,860 that I said you don't you should if you have to ask then you don't deserve to be 830 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:12,520 told and they said you're not going anywhere this is a sealed environment 831 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:22,420 and I just fucking smashed one of the lads shins with the bottle of delirium 832 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:27,440 tremens and said don't you can't keep a good thing down baby and then just got 833 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:34,340 the hell out of that place and straight into the Mazda and here we are and if 834 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:40,280 you're watching HSE the Gordi or any of those lads that try to stop me from 835 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:47,960 leaving I'm sorry but I mean I have one duty and that's not to protect you know 836 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:54,500 people from the spread of infection that's to win gold troves yeah and there's a hell 837 00:38:54,500 --> 00:39:01,400 of a lot of good guys out there that want to see the cold trove and they've just seen one so thanks so much to all the people 838 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:10,300 out there who are doing the gods honest work to stop this absolute beast that's tearing us apart right now 839 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:20,340 another gold trove though do you know what I mean it's it's it's a great world and we're living 840 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:34,340 *humming* 841 00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:39,340 *humming* 842 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:45,340 Time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new S-Class, a vehicle you can be proud of. 843 00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:48,340 *humming* You can be proud of. 844 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:53,340 In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features and give you some operating hints. 845 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:57,340 *humming* Operating hints. Nice band. 846 00:39:57,340 --> 00:40:01,340 *humming* 847 00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:04,340 Welcome back to the highlights of the Formula 1 World Championship here. 848 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,340 It's the Italian Grand Prix from Monza. 849 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:09,340 And Rubens Barrichello is ahead of Juan Pablo Montoya. 850 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,340 Michael Schumacher in the Ferrari is just behind Montoya, 851 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,340 is toying with him and playing with him like a little ragdoll. 852 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:18,340 As they enter the turn into the Parabolica like two medal arrows 853 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,340 gliding through the Milanese hinterland. 854 00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:24,340 Not a bother on them. Like the champions that they are. 855 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,340 Schumacher. 856 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:29,340 Meanwhile there's been a bit of tasty action over on the Claudio Ranieri Express Bell. 857 00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:34,340 Jean Alessi mows the lawn here. As you can see there going right over the grass. 858 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:38,340 And the Jordan allowing him to bypass Joss Verstappen which could result in a penalty. 859 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,340 You see the young new kid on the scene trailing them. 860 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:44,340 Kimi Räikkönen hustling and hurrying his way into the Triadze Deacon Blue Zars. 861 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:48,340 You can see there I can't see Jean Alessi ever yielding his place to give up there for Räikkönen behind him. 862 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,340 And there they go here into the Parabolica the three amigos. 863 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,340 Loss, Tress, Franz. 864 00:40:54,340 --> 00:41:00,340 There's no love lost between these friends and Verstappen is taking Alessi to the cleaning house. 865 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,340 He wants to wring him out. 866 00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:07,340 But with each grip and twist of her strap on he seems to wring out no liquid. 867 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,340 Which means he's very dry at this stage. 868 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:14,340 And Jean Alessi would do well to watch his back and stay away from the dry man. 869 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:18,340 Until he's become rehumidified on Network 2. 870 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:32,340 We are faced with the ultimate nightmare. 871 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,340 The abduction of nuclear gear. 872 00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:36,340 He's back as Bond. 873 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:39,340 I hope we're gonna have some gratuitous sex and violence. 874 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:44,340 You're obviously well equipped. 875 00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,340 So are you. 876 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,340 You're not going to make any trouble, are you, Mr. Parabolica? 877 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,340 Connery's comeback. 878 00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,340 I'm all yours. 879 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:58,340 In Never Say Never Again, Tuesday at 7 on Network 2. 880 00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,180 or two. 881 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:19,140 Drive the Sky of Lardy Bays featuring Wuhan wingtips, a Corona-class crew cab with additional immigration policies which are sure to set tongues wagging amongst the right and left sides of the political spectrum. 882 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,960 Which are you, John? Right or left? 883 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,820 Whatever you is, make sure to spread your opinions all over social. 884 00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:34,580 As if you're some kind of mover and shaker in the goings-on of the world. 885 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:44,820 And not, as you might have compartmentalized in the recesses of your waking consciousness, an insignificant speck of nothing. 886 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:54,120 Whose only use is to further line the pockets of the creators of websites through ad revenue based on impressions and clicks. 887 00:42:54,780 --> 00:43:00,540 So if you're an impressionistic clicker, why not get your Grey Goose Gigger? 888 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:11,780 Down to Connor Williams AMG. We're going to be giving away a free Mercedes tomorrow. There's only one catch. You have to pay for it. 889 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:23,100 17th day. Jeremy East reports. 890 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:30,540 With hundreds of cases reported, Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis. 891 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:34,240 It's prompted a coordinated cross-border response. 892 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:42,280 Talks between the Italian Prime Minister and the French President in Rome, among a flurry of high-level meetings aimed at countering the outbreak. 893 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:46,680 But the WHO says the rate of infection in Italy may be overstated. 894 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,760 An official said Italian authorities have been declaring cases after a first positive test. 895 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,020 Whereas other countries wait for the result of a second test. 896 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,400 It's not looking good, guys. 897 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,480 However, an upsurge in Europe is... 898 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,420 It's a heavy, it's a heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy breakout. 899 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:11,120 I just hope it doesn't reach where I am at the moment, you know. 900 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,360 I'm well, I'm well, I'm well stocked up. 901 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,580 I'm well stocked up. 902 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:24,580 We did the shop earlier on, and the larger is ram-packed to the rafters. 903 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:31,140 I actually bumped into Pat Rafter while I was stocking up for the larger. 904 00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:38,420 And he wanted to know whether or not I wanted to call around to drink Grey Goose from gutted tennis balls. 905 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:40,580 Coronavirus, thank you very much. 906 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,520 The tennis balls obviously didn't need to be gutted because they are a ball of air themselves. 907 00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,580 But, um... 908 00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:50,840 He's a good guy. 909 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,100 He's a good guy, and I said I'm going to be doing this. 910 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,580 So, I mean... 911 00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,120 If you're... 912 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,580 Pat, if you're watching... 913 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:00,920 Have a good one, bud. 914 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920 Kanza... 915 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,460 Kanza's thinking about you, bud. 916 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:08,420 Victor. 917 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,280 Thank you very much. 918 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:13,240 Very, very kind of you, Victor. 919 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,920 And, uh... 920 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,900 Hope you're doing well, bud. 921 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,620 Boom, Murphy. 922 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:20,700 I can't believe that. 923 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:21,160 You... 924 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,840 You absolute... 925 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,860 You absolute cream dog. 926 00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:30,960 Sexy Yamataka Hazemoto. 927 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,480 Thank you very much as well. 928 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:42,280 It's great to see our Japanese friends tuning in despite all the coronistic constraints which they're facing at the moment. 929 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,720 My heart goes out to you. 930 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,700 It really does. 931 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:53,220 Because I think I've done a lot for Japan, to be honest with you. 932 00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:55,420 Joseph McDermott too. 933 00:45:58,420 --> 00:45:59,420 Let's hit this. 934 00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:01,980 Let's get this stuff. 935 00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:02,600 Let's get... 936 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,460 Let's get this gold. 937 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,520 See you later! 938 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,240 See you later! 939 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,540 Broccoli Roadman. 940 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,420 Thank you very much. 941 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,100 We're out in the desert. 942 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,600 This is very... 943 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600 Very... 944 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:21,600 New. 945 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,960 It's a whole new experience for me. 946 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,740 Desert driving. 947 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,800 I've driven across most terrain in the world. 948 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,200 Konzo for EP DJ set. 949 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,760 Look. 950 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,700 If you want that to happen, then... 951 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,460 I don't know... 952 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:40,160 I do know. 953 00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:41,440 Because I'm well connected. 954 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:42,600 But I mean... 955 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,680 If you want that to happen, it can happen and will happen. 956 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,560 But you need to get on to those guys to get on to me. 957 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,580 Do you know what I mean? 958 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,680 Do you know what I'm saying? 959 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,380 And I mean... 960 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,140 Colonic Polyps, thank you very much. 961 00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:01,880 I mean, if it was to go ahead... 962 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,600 A Connor Williams DJ set at Electric Picnic... 963 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,360 I'd have to bring my friends along, you know? 964 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,060 I'd have to bring Sandico. 965 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,140 Zonad. 966 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,100 Francis Higgins. 967 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:14,780 The Viper. 968 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,500 Just because he lets me use the channel. 969 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,400 So that Connor Donahue can be very kind. 970 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,220 And send me his well wishes. 971 00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:24,940 And for me to say thank you to Connor. 972 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,320 I appreciate that, Connor. 973 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,020 Thank you very much. 974 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,700 I'd have to bring Francesco Higginares. 975 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,360 I'd have to bring Tomasheen Schlugbox. 976 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,580 Because he's just a real cool dude as well. 977 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,280 And Titsy Mirbo. 978 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,200 Thank you very much. 979 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:42,100 I'd have to bring... 980 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100 I'd have to bring... 981 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,100 None other... 982 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100 None other... 983 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,000 Than the fella... 984 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,100 The fella out of those... 985 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:49,780 Fontaine videos. 986 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:53,100 Which I have to say... 987 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:55,500 Are very gas. 988 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,980 Thank you very much. 989 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,200 Again one time. 990 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,160 Again once more. 991 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,440 Again once more. 992 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,300 Fucking hell man. 993 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,020 I'm in the sand here. 994 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,440 I'll be building sandcastles with Ivan Dal. 995 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,120 They won't be in the sky though. 996 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:15,960 They'll be on Earth. 997 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,320 And Yurtis a hernius. 998 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:21,220 You're gonna give me a hernia Yurtis. 999 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:22,240 Thank you very much. 1000 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,820 You're gonna give me a hernia. 1001 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,500 With your kindness. 1002 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,580 I can't believe that. 1003 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,220 Yurtis while I have you. 1004 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,420 And boom Murphy. 1005 00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,360 Thanks so much Bruno Fernandes. 1006 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,240 Great work you're doing there. 1007 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,380 In the red devils outfit. 1008 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,220 I could have got you a better deal. 1009 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,860 But I mean you went with the wrong agent. 1010 00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:48,860 As far as I'm concerned. 1011 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:49,420 Look it. 1012 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:53,420 Enjoy playing with Lingard and those guys next season. 1013 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,260 Although I heard that they're gonna buy Sancho. 1014 00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,460 And some other clown box. 1015 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,360 Red Mercedes. 1016 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,300 Thanks so much bud. 1017 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,860 Yurti and boom time. 1018 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,060 My friend Sandico Lanan. 1019 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:10,140 I was telling this to Tom the other day. 1020 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,160 About three weeks ago. 1021 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,440 Sandico is a financier. 1022 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:17,900 A male model. 1023 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,480 A full time playboy. 1024 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,460 And an absolute legend. 1025 00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:24,200 And a loving father of three as well. 1026 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:25,960 And he says. 1027 00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:28,060 That he wants to take you. 1028 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,320 On a trip to financial heaven. 1029 00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:35,980 What he wants to do is bring you on a three day investment trial period. 1030 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,340 Where he gets inside the goose machine. 1031 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,140 He rocks up to your gaff. 1032 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:44,040 Bundles you into the back. 1033 00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:46,460 Basically just drives off with you. 1034 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,580 Unannounced in the middle of the night. 1035 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:52,020 Sounds a bit dodged. 1036 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,200 Sounds a bit sketchy. 1037 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:53,800 Don't worry. 1038 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,740 It's actually legit. 1039 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,560 It's fucking sound. 1040 00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:57,220 It's grand. 1041 00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:58,400 And it's not. 1042 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,900 It's not like it sounds. 1043 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,240 It's not abduction. 1044 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:02,740 It's. 1045 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,120 It's. 1046 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,060 What it is. 1047 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:04,320 Is. 1048 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:05,940 He puts. 1049 00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:06,840 Big. 1050 00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:07,840 Big cats. 1051 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,060 In one van. 1052 00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,100 And then he. 1053 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,000 He works out. 1054 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,820 Whether or not. 1055 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,080 Or how to spend your money. 1056 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:14,900 Really well. 1057 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,980 And there's some great returns on that as well. 1058 00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:22,800 Some fantastic turns. 1059 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,400 But. 1060 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,240 And you might. 1061 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:25,740 You might think. 1062 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:26,700 Hang on a second. 1063 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:27,560 Connor. 1064 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,380 That sounds like. 1065 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:30,500 One. 1066 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,220 Abduction. 1067 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,400 And two. 1068 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,080 Very very dodgy. 1069 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,540 From a fiscal point of view. 1070 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,300 Yeah. 1071 00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:37,680 I know. 1072 00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:38,400 But this isn't. 1073 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,640 This isn't your average. 1074 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:40,640 Joe. 1075 00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:41,140 Soap. 1076 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,000 This is San. 1077 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,000 The San ball. 1078 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:43,820 San Deco. 1079 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,340 Lanan. 1080 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,940 It's fine. 1081 00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:49,160 You're thinking. 1082 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,580 Why don't I just go down to an investment broker myself. 1083 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,300 And do it all above boards. 1084 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:54,500 You know. 1085 00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:55,680 Their license and all that. 1086 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:56,580 Because. 1087 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,100 It's not the same. 1088 00:50:58,300 --> 00:50:59,720 It's not the same. 1089 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,620 And San Deco has the gooser. 1090 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,220 And he's got a great green suit on. 1091 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,840 It's velvet it is. 1092 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:06,380 It's. 1093 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:06,780 It's. 1094 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,020 It's the bomb. 1095 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:08,960 It's. 1096 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,980 It's like this gold. 1097 00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:22,380 Do you know what. 1098 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,960 When you get a gold trope as easy as the way I've just got it. 1099 00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:29,540 You might start thinking. 1100 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:34,100 This life game just isn't as bad as everyone's making out man. 1101 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,120 I can just drive through. 1102 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:37,540 I can rock up to the desert. 1103 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,800 And just get gold as easy as that. 1104 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:41,760 Well. 1105 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,080 The problem is. 1106 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:43,620 Guys. 1107 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,540 I'm making it look very easy. 1108 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:50,860 A lot of work and time has gone into driving the way I drive. 1109 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,860 And I was just saying that earlier on to Simon Coveney. 1110 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,460 Who was very very. 1111 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:00,060 Alarmed. 1112 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,000 Abrupt. 1113 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:04,940 Yes. 1114 00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:05,640 He was. 1115 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,280 But I mean. 1116 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:07,020 Wouldn't you be. 1117 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,440 If you're facing the COVID-19 virus. 1118 00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:12,700 I said to Simon. 1119 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,920 Simon Coveney. 1120 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:15,480 I've got it. 1121 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,040 Name change baby. 1122 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,300 Because he's been feeling a little bit lost. 1123 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,080 Doesn't know what he's doing these days. 1124 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,160 I said name change. 1125 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,220 Straight away. 1126 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,720 Change your name. 1127 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,500 From Simon Coveney. 1128 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,620 To Simon Coveney. 1129 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:32,080 Why. 1130 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:32,080 Why. 1131 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,880 He asked me why. 1132 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:38,680 I said simply. 1133 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:40,720 Search. 1134 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:41,680 Engine. 1135 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,280 Optimization. 1136 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,400 People are going to be searching for the virus. 1137 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:49,180 They're going to get you. 1138 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,740 Your face. 1139 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,140 When they type in virus. 1140 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:53,760 Your face is going to come up Simon. 1141 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,180 He said that sounds terrible. 1142 00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:56,560 Connor. 1143 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,580 Sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard. 1144 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,220 I said. 1145 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:03,120 You just are too chicken shit. 1146 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,760 To play the games I play. 1147 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,460 Cove baby. 1148 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,180 And that's why you're going to be living in a cove. 1149 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,260 While I'm living. 1150 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,180 In the back seat. 1151 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,600 That's why I'm living. 1152 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,040 In. 1153 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,020 In the front seat of an AMG cove. 1154 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,260 And Coveney was going. 1155 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:26,880 Connor. 1156 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,420 You okay? 1157 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,700 Because there was a massive vein on the front of my forehead. 1158 00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:31,020 That was. 1159 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,920 It was becoming very prominent. 1160 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,400 And I said. 1161 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:35,400 Covester. 1162 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,040 I'm fucking fine baby. 1163 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,620 I mean. 1164 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,020 I might be coming down with something. 1165 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,960 But I'm feeling as fit as a fiddle at the moment. 1166 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,320 And he went. 1167 00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:49,660 He just walked away. 1168 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,320 Chuttering. 1169 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:52,020 Stuttering. 1170 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:53,420 Blindly into the night. 1171 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,900 And I just went like this. 1172 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,320 See you later. 1173 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,160 And then I went like this. 1174 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,280 I'm back again. 1175 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,320 I forgot my wallet. 1176 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520 I left it on the table there. 1177 00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,260 Can you pass it to me? 1178 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,340 I did. 1179 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,300 I just went like this. 1180 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,060 See you later. 1181 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,020 Connor Williams. 1182 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:30,980 Time passes quickly. 1183 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,820 The wind noise has been reduced further. 1184 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,360 And as a special safety feature. 1185 00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:41,700 The windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner. 1186 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,160 Clean that shit off the rear view now. 1187 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:45,600 Or I'll have your job. 1188 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:52,040 The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms. 1189 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:52,720 Fill up the tank. 1190 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,300 Fill up the tank. 1191 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,440 Make it snappy. 1192 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,680 Or I'll have your job. 1193 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,840 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1194 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,720 Now it's time for... 1195 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,920 It's that time of the week guys. 1196 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,720 So it's time for... 1197 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:07,060 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1198 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:11,040 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 1199 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,060 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1200 00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:21,700 I thought there was a bit at the end there. 1201 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:22,000 I thought there was a bit at the end there. 1202 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,820 But there wasn't. 1203 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:27,560 So I'll have to cancel that last movement going out of the tune. 1204 00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:29,740 Yeah. 1205 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,760 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1206 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,100 Look. 1207 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,040 You know what it is. 1208 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,220 I don't need to explain. 1209 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,480 I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you. 1210 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,200 You know what it is. 1211 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:45,280 We take a delve down memory lane to the Celtic Tiger period to see what was going on. 1212 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:47,540 Back at the height of the boom. 1213 00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:53,140 So we've got a random article here on showbiz.ie. 1214 00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:54,700 Great publication. 1215 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,400 Big shout out to all the showbiz heads out there. 1216 00:55:58,740 --> 00:55:59,540 Sondra Joyce. 1217 00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:00,020 A real... 1218 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,620 Real exemplary showbiz.ie-er. 1219 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,300 Stream is unavailable. 1220 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:10,960 Somebody says. 1221 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,660 Has the stream gone down? 1222 00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:13,960 Did the stream go down? 1223 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:19,740 Chat. 1224 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:21,560 Can you let me know there, chat? 1225 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:23,860 Is the stream okay? 1226 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,100 Stream is fine. 1227 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,420 I thought it had gone. 1228 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,640 Thanks so much for that. 1229 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,600 For letting me know. 1230 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:33,880 Sorry. 1231 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,800 And thanks for the tip. 1232 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,560 You're playing me with fake information. 1233 00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:38,700 So I don't know what to... 1234 00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:39,780 Don't know what to make of that. 1235 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,320 Stream is unavailable. 1236 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,240 Thank you very much. 1237 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,420 Red Mercedes and Sandra Joyce. 1238 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,380 Thank you very much. 1239 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:49,120 And Biggis. 1240 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,000 Biggis. 1241 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,120 Dickus. 1242 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,400 Thanks so much. 1243 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,720 So showbiz.ie. 1244 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,000 Lisa Murphy hooks a new role. 1245 00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,380 This looks exciting. 1246 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:01,760 This could be a real tasty little treat here. 1247 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,600 Joe Duffy. 1248 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,120 Thanks so much, Joe Baby. 1249 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:20,560 Thank you! Gojo! Gojo! Gojo! Gojo! Pellegrino, baby! Gojo! 1250 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:30,640 Corona, Master Jack. Thank you very much, Master Jack. 1251 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:38,900 It's a very steamy situation inside this mask. 1252 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,460 Pixel, thanks so much, bud. 1253 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:56,460 Okay, 24th of July 2006. 1254 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,220 Lisa Murphy hooks a new role. 1255 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,360 Michael Flatley's former Ballantyre babe, 1256 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:13,920 Lisa Murphy, has moved on from the Lord of the Dance, and is winning the post-breakup PR war, courtesy of Phil Eglinton.ie. Thank you very much, Phil. 1257 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:25,480 With her relaunch as a model. I didn't know that. I thought she was always a model. Didn't know that she became a model after her dalliance with the Lord of the Dance. 1258 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:37,040 Or he does Philip the Tank, thank you very much. He is the Lord of the Dance, but I mean, he's seen his fair share of women as well, Michael Flatley. So you could actually call him the Lord of the dalliance. 1259 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:52,600 But it probably wouldn't stick. And he could actually come after you and sue you for that. So we won't do that. Anyway. Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal. Could you believe it? Would you believe it? If I told you it happened? Well, it did. 1260 00:58:52,600 --> 00:59:02,640 Ah! She's caught a big one. It's a beauty, baby. I wouldn't need... If that came out the canal, you're joking me. That did not come out of the canal. 1261 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:21,200 You're joking. Ever since it emerged that Michael Flatley and his better half of six years, Lisa Murphy had gone their separate ways. The Irish media has been foaming at the bit to get the juicy details of the failed romance. 1262 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:31,140 And when the superhoofer announced he was seeing dancer Neve O'Brien within weeks of the breakup. 1263 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,560 And barking on about wanting to have kids. 1264 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:42,940 The media door was wide open for Lisa to walk through and score vital points in the PR battle. 1265 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:45,420 There she is down at the Grand Canal. 1266 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,580 That's actually down by... 1267 00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,660 Sorry, I just burped. 1268 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,960 Don't burp in these things. It's not good. 1269 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,720 I'm drinking Sam Pell gas water there. 1270 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:00,800 It's not going to... 1271 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,000 I don't know how this is going to continue without many breaks. 1272 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,540 Burp breaks. Belch breaks. 1273 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,360 Or whatever you call them. 1274 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:13,840 Last Friday morning, Shapely Lisa launched her modelling career. 1275 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:19,380 With a giant slippery salmon in her finely manicured hands. 1276 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:25,020 To announce next month's music festival at the Angler's Rest. 1277 01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,540 Giant slippery salmon. 1278 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,240 Manicured fingers. 1279 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,680 And there he is. 1280 01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:39,860 The Kavanagh statue. 1281 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,660 I wonder did she tickle his chin? 1282 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,620 Do you reckon she... 1283 01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:46,420 Do you reckon she knows about that? 1284 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,560 Maybe she does. 1285 01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:50,840 Aptly for some... 1286 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,360 For some perhaps bikini clad Lisa posed beside the Patrick Kavanagh. 1287 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,120 Brother commemorate me thus beautifully. 1288 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,160 Statue with rod in hand. 1289 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,080 parallel to the Grand Canal Bank. 1290 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,820 So greeny at the heart of summer. 1291 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,120 But still holding her dignity for the moment, 1292 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,640 she refuses to elaborate on the cause of the breakup 1293 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,900 and is instead looking for a career in front of the photographer's lens. 1294 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,600 Ironically, while dating Michael, 1295 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,100 Lisa tended to avoid the paparazzi flashbulbs. 1296 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,040 There you go. 1297 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:31,640 She's not... 1298 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,640 She got rid of that. 1299 01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:36,640 She definitely got rid of that... 1300 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640 That... 1301 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,480 Aversion. 1302 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:41,920 From the looks of things, 1303 01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:43,980 Lisa will do well in her modelling career 1304 01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:47,160 and could even challenge Glenda Gilson's catwalk crown. 1305 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:50,580 Similarly, she has the body, the looks, 1306 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,700 and a very famous ex-boyfriend. 1307 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,540 Well, I don't know that... 1308 01:01:57,540 --> 01:02:01,040 Well, I don't know who Glenda Gilson's ex-boyfriend, 1309 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,560 but who knows? 1310 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,140 Who knows? 1311 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,360 Maybe she was going out with Michael Flatley as well. 1312 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,920 Interestingly enough, I think it was Quib. 1313 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,140 If you're there, 1314 01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:15,160 sent me a link to Michael Flatley's Feet of Flames 1315 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:22,680 or Michael Flatley's Celtic Gangster. 1316 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,160 Or... 1317 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:32,940 It's pretty phenomenal if I do say so myself. 1318 01:02:35,340 --> 01:02:36,180 I might try... 1319 01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:36,260 I might try... 1320 01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:36,920 Quib, do you... 1321 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,220 Yeah, do you know what that was called, Quib? 1322 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,800 So I can just call it up here. 1323 01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:42,740 I can bring it up. 1324 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:45,780 Let's see. 1325 01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:47,220 Let's see what we have here. 1326 01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,820 I don't need that Celtic Tiger Sting. 1327 01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:56,520 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 1328 01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:58,880 I don't need that. 1329 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,560 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1330 01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:02,300 You know what it was called, Quib? 1331 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,920 Celtic Tiger Nights Tap Dancing Fire Scene. 1332 01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:08,140 I don't think it was called Celtic Tiger Nights. 1333 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,540 Or was it? 1334 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,160 I'm not sure. 1335 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,380 Let's have a look. 1336 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,100 I'm just going to write Celtic Flatley. 1337 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,700 Celtic Flatley Dancing Fire. 1338 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,720 The problem here is the... 1339 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,720 The bit that you sent me was quality, but I don't... 1340 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,840 Bear with me, guys, while I get this. 1341 01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:54,360 You're not going to be disappointed with the Feet of Flames here. 1342 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,380 You're not going to be disappointed with the Feet of Flames. 1343 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,380 And also, remember, check out Vulture Fun. 1344 01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:04,100 We're going to be really rocking shit up over the next few months. 1345 01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:06,380 We've got some great gigs coming up as well. 1346 01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:25,380 Do you know, maybe it wasn't yourself quip, was it? I don't know. 1347 01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:35,380 Celtic Tiger Michael Flatleaf HD Modified. Grid Rain, was it you? 1348 01:04:35,380 --> 01:05:04,380 Flatly HD Modified of Birmingham. Do we have a timestamp guys? Do we have a timestamp for the Feet of Flames? Timestamp for the Feet of Flames please guys. 1349 01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:26,380 That was going on. What was he on? What was he doing? How did he come up with the concept? He took Riverdance and just turned it into a real titillation fest. With him at the centre of the tap. 1350 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:48,380 Uh, quip says one hour and five. Okay so you've bought your ticket to Feet of Flames to Celtic Tiger Flatley HD. You're an hour in. Yeah? You're an hour in. 1351 01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:57,380 An hour in. I'm gonna kill that mute. Can we kill the tunes guys? Can we kill the tunes there guys please? Can we kill the tunes? 1352 01:05:57,380 --> 01:06:26,380 Okay so you uh, you purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger Michael Flatley in Birmingham in 2005. Ha ha. And you're an hour in. You're an hour into the gig. You're wondering what old Flatballs has got in store and order. And then he just comes out with this. Check. Hold on to your seats. 1353 01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:53,380 Sirens. Danger. Wow. Woo. Go on Michael baby. Go Michael go. 1354 01:06:53,380 --> 01:07:22,380 Watch the feet baby. Those feet are hot. He's got... Here comes the hot stepper baby. He can't stop tapping. He's the tap master. He's tap master Flash. King of the tap. It just doesn't stop. 1355 01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:42,860 up check this out baby it's getting hotter you can see it's getting hotter that's smoke right there 1356 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:56,060 that is smoky it's a smoky number he's teasing he's teasing us hot feet 1357 01:07:56,060 --> 01:08:05,900 you're an hour into the gig and this is going on 1358 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:35,420 whoa back ring of fire he's on fire no michael no somebody call the the fire brigade baby 1359 01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:53,980 oh he's got a tommy gun he's got a tommy gun 1360 01:08:53,980 --> 01:09:01,900 where are they going 1361 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:29,180 i don't know i mean the thing is that's amazing but i don't know what any of that had to do with the uh the celtic tiger 1362 01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:39,180 but i mean who knows that's the beauty of of the flat man the old flat pack furniture 1363 01:09:41,020 --> 01:09:43,180 that was celtic tiger nice baby 1364 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:47,180 Keldic Tiger Nights. 1365 01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:51,180 Keldic Tiger Nights. 1366 01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:57,180 Drive the Sky. 1367 01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:59,180 Welcome back to the Italian Grand Prix here in Monza. 1368 01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:01,180 And the race positions after 15 laps. 1369 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:03,180 It's Ruben Barrichello in first. 1370 01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:05,180 Juan Pablo Montoya, Michael Schumacher battling out for third there. 1371 01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:07,180 Raul Schumacher, Jean Alessi, 1372 01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:09,180 Joste Verstappen, the new guy, 1373 01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:11,180 Kimi Raikkonen in seventh, 1374 01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:13,180 head of Pedro de la Raza, the Spaniards, 1375 01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:15,180 Jacques Villeneuve, Micka Hakkinen, Bernal de Panis, 1376 01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:19,180 Heintaro Frensen, Alonso Heifold, Giorno Carlo Fisichella, 1377 01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:21,180 and then the last of the Mohicans, 1378 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:25,180 Engay, Jung and Eddie Irvine in last. 1379 01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:27,180 David Coulthard had to drop down. 1380 01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:29,180 Jensen Button had a problem there with his left tailgauge, 1381 01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:31,180 left pipe streamer. 1382 01:10:31,180 --> 01:10:35,180 And Yano Trolli has just been sick in a bucket backstage. 1383 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,180 Bits of carrot in it. 1384 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,180 We don't know what caused that. 1385 01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:41,180 He was going to get to the stomach before he even came into the race. 1386 01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:43,180 All we do know is that Jensen's Button was missing 1387 01:10:43,180 --> 01:10:47,180 before he even got to the Jacks earlier on for a piss. 1388 01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:49,180 So there was an ominous sign that something was going to go wrong 1389 01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:57,180 before he even met the rubber man to stick the tires on his balloon master. 1390 01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,180 Conor Williams. 1391 01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:03,180 Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards. 1392 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:07,180 They're having a kid and they want you to be Godfather. 1393 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:11,180 Why? Because I wasn't available at the time. 1394 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:13,180 I had stuff to do and I explained that to them. 1395 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,180 You don't want to say yes though. 1396 01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:17,180 You know it's going to be shit. 1397 01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:23,180 And you don't want to have to commit to endless future family events 1398 01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:27,180 where she's probably just going to be farting around singing like a baby. 1399 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:33,180 And he'll just be going on about how good he is. 1400 01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,180 As if he's the next coming of Christ. 1401 01:11:35,180 --> 01:11:37,180 I can understand that. 1402 01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:45,180 What you got to do is get your arse down to Conor Williams AMG tomorrow ASAP. 1403 01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:48,180 I'm going to spin a little car around in front of your face. 1404 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:50,180 It's got a panoramic sunroof. 1405 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:55,180 And enough fucking space in the arse to fit in a little family of geese. 1406 01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:57,180 If you're allowed to do that. 1407 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,180 I don't think that's allowed. 1408 01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:01,180 But come down anyway. 1409 01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:03,180 See what we can do. 1410 01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:17,180 Get rid of that. 1411 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:19,180 And here we are. 1412 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:22,180 Welcome back to the Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 3. 1413 01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:27,180 I'm Conor Williams bringing you into the Mercedes Pellegrino night. 1414 01:12:27,180 --> 01:12:33,180 Like the ghost of the flames of Michael Flatley's Celtic Tiger Nights. 1415 01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:37,180 An unbelievable concept. 1416 01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:41,180 Which really blew the Birminghamers away when they saw it. 1417 01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:43,180 Luke Coyle, thank you very much. 1418 01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:46,180 Hope you're doing well bud. 1419 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:55,180 And that your fridge and larder is well stocked for the upcoming viral pandemic. 1420 01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:59,180 Zurich Tip.ie. 1421 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:01,180 Guterino, thank you very much. 1422 01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:05,180 Do you know what I like to do? 1423 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:09,180 When I'm getting behind the wheel in the Tuscan region. 1424 01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:11,180 The Maggiore region. 1425 01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:13,180 Which is where we're about to drive now. 1426 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,180 Stick on a little bit of tunes. 1427 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:18,180 Zurich Tip.ie. 1428 01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:20,180 Stench, thanks so much stench. 1429 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:22,180 It's a great stench. 1430 01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:24,180 It's a great stench. 1431 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,180 Smells great. 1432 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:28,180 Konza, did I miss Francis? 1433 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:30,180 World Football the other day. 1434 01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:32,180 Or did that not happen? 1435 01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:34,180 No, it did happen but it got taken down. 1436 01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:39,180 Francis Higgins and Schlug were both set to commentate. 1437 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,180 Yutip.ie. 1438 01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:42,180 Corona Pellegrino, thank you very much. 1439 01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:46,180 We're both commentating on it. 1440 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:48,180 A CONCACAF. 1441 01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:50,180 That's the North American subdivision of FIFA. 1442 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:54,180 Women's under 20 World Championship match. 1443 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:59,180 White hot action between the Cayman Islands and Trinidad and Tobago. 1444 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:01,180 Zurich Tip.ie. 1445 01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:06,180 ZurichRoddenHand.ie. 1446 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,180 Thank you very much. 1447 01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,180 And would you Trinidad and believe it. 1448 01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:12,180 The stream got taken down. 1449 01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:22,180 I don't know how people are meant to eat with these masks the whole time. 1450 01:14:22,180 --> 01:14:23,180 It's not. 1451 01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:24,180 It doesn't work. 1452 01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:27,180 Love it. 1453 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,180 We'll soldier on. 1454 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:30,180 But I like to stick on tunes. 1455 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:32,180 And here's some of my favourite tunes. 1456 01:14:33,180 --> 01:14:34,180 A little mix. 1457 01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:36,180 A little Konzo mix I made up for you. 1458 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,180 I hope you like some of these tunes. 1459 01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:40,180 They're my favourites. 1460 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:43,180 We're going to start with the greatest band in the world. 1461 01:14:43,180 --> 01:14:44,180 Coldplay. 1462 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:49,180 Something a bit different. 1463 01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:52,180 I know you like me to put the dance machine. 1464 01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:54,180 You know me as the dance machine. 1465 01:14:56,180 --> 01:14:57,180 But we're out. 1466 01:14:57,180 --> 01:14:58,180 We're going to go a bit indie here. 1467 01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,180 A bit rock. 1468 01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:01,180 Yeah. 1469 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:02,180 Chris Martin. 1470 01:15:08,180 --> 01:15:11,180 I can identify with Chris Martin because. 1471 01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:15,180 He went through a conscious uncoupling with his wife Gwyneth. 1472 01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,180 And I'm going through pretty much a similar sort of thing with my ex-wife. 1473 01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:20,180 Deirdre. 1474 01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,180 Well she's not ex yet. 1475 01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:23,180 Because the. 1476 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:25,180 The divorce has not gone through. 1477 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,180 Deirdre if you're watching. 1478 01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:29,180 How you getting on. 1479 01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:31,180 You didn't think I'd be okay on my own. 1480 01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:32,180 But as you can see. 1481 01:15:32,180 --> 01:15:33,180 I'm absolutely sending it. 1482 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:37,180 And I hope that you're doing okay as well. 1483 01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:38,180 Even though. 1484 01:15:38,180 --> 01:15:40,180 To be honest with you D. 1485 01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,180 I don't care. 1486 01:15:44,180 --> 01:15:46,180 It's almost six o'clock. 1487 01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:51,180 But I'm going through a conscious uncoupling myself. 1488 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:51,180 So. 1489 01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,180 I can kind of see what. 1490 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:55,180 How things are with him. 1491 01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:57,180 And he's a man of great. 1492 01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,180 Taste. 1493 01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:00,180 And also he penned this. 1494 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,180 An extraordinary. 1495 01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:02,180 Extraordinary. 1496 01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,180 Love song. 1497 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,180 Called Yellow. 1498 01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:07,180 At a young age. 1499 01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,180 So it's kind of. 1500 01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:10,180 It's a powerful tune. 1501 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,180 It's amazing to think somebody at such a young age. 1502 01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,180 Could make something that would hit so deeply. 1503 01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:15,180 And emotionally. 1504 01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,180 With it's. 1505 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,180 With it's audience. 1506 01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,180 But that they did. 1507 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,180 The Coldsters. 1508 01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:28,180 Enes Kronivirus. 1509 01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:29,180 Thank you very much. 1510 01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:30,180 Just stop. 1511 01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:33,180 See you later. 1512 01:16:33,180 --> 01:16:34,180 I'm Connor. 1513 01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:35,180 I'm Connor. 1514 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,180 See this guy. 1515 01:16:38,180 --> 01:16:39,180 See you later. 1516 01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:40,180 I'm Connor. 1517 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,180 Pink. 1518 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,180 Pink Roadster. 1519 01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:45,180 You got your pink wheel trip. 1520 01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,180 See you later. 1521 01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:47,180 I'm Connor. 1522 01:16:49,180 --> 01:16:50,180 Mama Duck. 1523 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,180 Thank you very much Mama Duck. 1524 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:53,180 I'm Connor. 1525 01:16:53,180 --> 01:17:17,180 honor. So then I took the inside line and made all the opponents whine. Because I'm fully 1526 01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:33,660 covered by Zurich. And my car is better than yours. I'll drive it fast. Look at the chrome 1527 01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:45,620 handles on the doors. My face is on the side of my car. My face is really on the side of 1528 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:59,160 my car. Holy moly. These guys think they're in the big leagues. Coronavirus coming through, 1529 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:14,080 baby. See you later. See you later. Yeah. Eat my dust. I drove across the track. 1530 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:38,120 And then I made it back. Because I'm Connor. Holy schmoly. GoPro. Actually, I need to get a few GoPros 1531 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:46,780 mounted to my shoulders. The way in which I would do with the Red Ravens when I'm shooting 1532 01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:54,840 a film. Or a big feature. Or even a short. Or even a dock. I like to mount two Red Raven 1533 01:18:54,840 --> 01:19:01,440 cameras. Very, very top of the range sort of cinematographical stuff. But I'm thinking about 1534 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:07,860 getting a 360 degree camera. Grafted onto the top of my skull. And then broadcasting my life 1535 01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:20,980 in 360 degrees. As a kind of concept avant-garde stream. And that'll be known as Connor World. 1536 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:29,240 And people can just tune in any time of the day. And just see what I'm doing. And also see what's going 1537 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:33,560 going on. In front. Behind. To the side. Up. Down. The whole shabangle. 1538 01:19:35,900 --> 01:20:02,680 I went to the film board. With the proposal. A 35 page treatment. On just what footwear I'd be wearing. And then after the 35 pages of footwear. The actual treatment for the piece. Which was 12 pages long. Detailed what I was going to be doing. What I wouldn't be doing. 1539 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:17,640 And how it's going to be doing. And how it's going to be doing. And how it's going to be the next evolution of user generated content. Of course. With the advent of 5G technology. 1540 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:26,000 every tom dick and don't you know it is going to be streaming each individualistic element of their 1541 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:33,520 lives on some kind of sub channel oh what a great show power soon 1542 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,360 it's shaggy here we go 1543 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,640 that's the stuff shaggy baby 1544 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:54,080 uh yeah it's it's gonna be a great concept the film board are currently interested 1545 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:58,400 they're apparently they're interested the film board said it's got legs 1546 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:05,280 they they want to know who's attached i said connor williams 1547 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:12,560 they said we know they go who's going to be doing the production the shooting everything i said connor 1548 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:20,720 williams they said we're not willing to back this unless you have a crew i said okay simon coveny 1549 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,280 aka simon coveny houston 1550 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:33,920 they said who else i said matt cooper who else ivan yates 1551 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:44,960 they say connor come back to us go away have a thing and come back to us when you've selected 1552 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:52,640 professionals in the industry i said you don't know what yates is like he's a polymath he's an everyman 1553 01:21:53,840 --> 01:22:02,000 he's a renaissance man he loves the renaissance he's got renaissance patents in his gaff 1554 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:11,840 and uh he can spin a few yarns he can tell a few tales he can write a few lines he can regale you with 1555 01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:19,920 some amazing poetry the guy is he's is ivan butler yates 1556 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:29,520 and they didn't like that and then i didn't like that either silver trophy is not the way i want to go 1557 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,440 with this not the way i want to take this 1558 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,520 did you get onto zurich yet guys 1559 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:51,680 i shouldn't have to be hounding you okay there's a corona virus coming up it's it's gonna steamroll you 1560 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:58,400 so you need to get onto zurich and you need to get onto them fast you need to get onto them now and you 1561 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:07,040 need to tell them i sent you okay this is connor williams telling you right now get onto it in zurich 1562 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:14,720 because time is running out man and you don't want to you don't want time to run out and you've nothing 1563 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:22,080 you've nothing to see you through the hard times elon musk and grimes and their regards 1564 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:30,800 yeah the corona virus is uh wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're 1565 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:39,200 still going about their business the lads on scooters outside shop fronts um there are signs in chinese 1566 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:48,800 which i don't understand because i don't know chinese uh pink slips on the window pane uh lanterns are 1567 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:57,920 still hanging they're showing no sign of dissipating themselves um and the wuhan crew have issued a 1568 01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:02,640 statement saying they're concerned and they're ready to drop fire 1569 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:30,240 it's almost six o'clock modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric 1570 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:39,280 modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric 1571 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:52,080 the race for mazda roadsters cup race four let's do it 1572 01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:08,880 dead or dead or alive guys dead or alive 1573 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:13,520 it seems we're wasted away another place where the faces are so cold bon jovis 1574 01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:33,120 here we go connor williams taking it to the track in suzuka i think i don't know where we are actually 1575 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:36,240 could be somewhere could be somewhere suzuka she could be japanese 1576 01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:44,160 dead or alive dead or alive 1577 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:59,920 i love the responsivity of the car it's a real nice nipster it's nippy enough and it caters for all needs it's a real needster as well 1578 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:08,080 whether that's hustling and harrying your way down the mary horny turnpike extravaganza 1579 01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:13,040 or picking up a liter of milk down super value 1580 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:21,680 or dropping the kids off at school or the kids you know you could only have one kid with this because there's only one seat 1581 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:29,680 uh then this car is the car for you it's a real sweet deal see you later uh 1582 01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:35,760 and people just don't understand when you when you go buy them 1583 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:45,680 and you're absolutely sending the car to towards the gold promised land they don't understand 1584 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:59,680 who you are what you do or what you're about oh i've gone i've come off i've come unstuck hoisted by my own petard again 1585 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:09,920 you'd wonder how bon jovi is getting on these days hopefully he's not come down with any flu or 1586 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:18,800 coronavirus symptoms because the man's a machine he's a is an absolute turbocharged rock god and he's only 1587 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:27,680 four foot nine a lot of people don't know that he uses lifts in his shoes to give him an extra couple of inches 1588 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:35,600 um and it just goes to show you don't have to be a big guy to make it big 1589 01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:44,640 he plays for keeps you know i think he makes up a lot of height as well not only with the lifts or uh 1590 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:54,400 kind of boots with big heels that he wears but also the hair i know his bouffon has considerably uh reduced 1591 01:27:54,880 --> 01:28:00,960 since his heyday but the jobster can really bon it up bono vox 1592 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,200 and he's got a great personality as well 1593 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:17,840 he's a fantastic piece of work a great singer and an almighty sympathizer 1594 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:26,640 he has a lot of sympathy in him which is why he can reach such emotional touchstones in his songs 1595 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:34,640 he sympathizes with everyone with lovers with mothers brothers 1596 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:41,040 ideologies the problem is he sympathizes with a bit of 1597 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:47,280 he can be a bit sympathetic to some dodgy stuff as well like you know he was actually getting into isis for a while 1598 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:54,640 but uh thankfully we managed to pull him back from that connor williams see you later takono takano 1599 01:28:55,600 --> 01:29:02,400 tto takano the japanese bad boy just slips down into second place where he was meant to be 1600 01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:11,920 why because he's sharing the track with a track demon demonic konzo william ados takes the last turn hard 1601 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:18,560 and fast and now into the straight of the final lap connor williams burning rubber his pirelli's just 1602 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:26,320 screaming for a bit of water or something they need a drink as rubber flaking off the tires onto the track 1603 01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:34,720 just kissing the curb stone there with the pirelli's and the cone on the road we don't know what that's 1604 01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:44,080 about but we're gonna take every twist turn and corner as we can uh but yeah bon jovi and isis a match 1605 01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:50,720 made in hell that's what i said to him he said no you don't get it connor we're gonna bring bon jovi over 1606 01:29:50,720 --> 01:30:01,040 to the uh to the levant or the islamic state this was back in 2005 before the uh the enemy had been 1607 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:09,120 vanquished bon jovi was sick uh at a sick point in his career didn't know where to take it next and was 1608 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:14,960 trying to just be just be edgy i said listen john bon or bon john or wherever your name is 1609 01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:24,960 if you go over there son you're gonna get done and he looked up and said i never thought about it like 1610 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:30,320 that connor never thought about thanks for letting me know and he didn't and there you have it that's 1611 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:41,040 the story about how john bon jovi and the band bon jovi avoided an absolute career fail by identifying 1612 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:50,480 sympathizing and playing for uh the islamic state of iraq syria and the levant whatever you want to call 1613 01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:58,080 that those guys were we don't know they were a raggle-taggle bunch of bollocks weren't they gold trophy though 1614 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:18,080 go on yes yes come on come on step thank you very much 1615 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:29,920 the great world steph 1616 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:42,480 thank you very much steph i'm honored i'm privileged i'm downright honored 1617 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:52,400 to be driving the car the mazda waynot roadster you know whatever you want to call it getting gold for 1618 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:59,760 you courtesy of zurich in association with gray goose vodka fantastic goose don't know if you've ever had 1619 01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:06,080 the pleasure of drinking it it's an amazing sort of tipple get your gills around that and also who could 1620 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:10,080 forget the crisp cool calm tones of sam pell 1621 01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:26,240 oh distributed by our good friends over at nestle who are doing who doing the god's work in the rain forests or or whatever place it is that they're at 1622 01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:34,720 they're screwing up yeah the coronavirus is uh wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're still gonna 1623 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:50,720 now here we are we're on lap 17 at the italian grand prix if you've missed it so far you've you've missed a cracker rubens barichella is leading the grand prix by eight seconds and second and third there's an almighty battle on there between michael schumacher and 1624 01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:57,920 Juan Pablo Montoya i gotta tell you something we're gonna be Juan Pablo Montoya-ing it up later on in milan 1625 01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:05,600 when we get the little flug tube back into the Milanese heartland hopefully there's gonna be a bit of sky base action 1626 01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:12,320 ralph schumacher is bringing a little yo-yo along he's also got a few pogs that he wants to trade with 1627 01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:24,480 jean alaci's brother and also kimmy raikkonen the new upstart said that he's got an mp3 player he's just after purchasing from japan's got a whopping 128 megabytes 1628 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:30,480 megabytes of memory on there that's a lot of low fidelity mp3s 1629 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,240 more on that as and when we get connor 1630 01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:52,480 sky of the ski van ski vays with a four-wheel drive weather system mountaineering itself around a sneaky 1631 01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:59,440 little rotor make sure you've got gloves on because your hands are gonna get cold the next time you see me 1632 01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:05,120 in the tunnel i'm gonna be doing a little yui i'll stick the full beamers on to blind you first thing 1633 01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:16,080 and then i'll wind it up and send it home see you later you little idiot i can remember the day i first 1634 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:24,320 parked the little spin around her underneath the trees of japanistic pleasure and i had a sleep and a cry 1635 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:33,520 and i was as fresh as a day's ball after that back home then to connor williams amg auto inside the the 1636 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:40,320 garage i've been away for three weeks too long you might say out of the biz out of the game trying to 1637 01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:46,160 catch up with the japanese bad boys over there but they're good guys they don't understand me i don't 1638 01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:52,960 understand them but we both understand one thing and that's business get on down to connortown tomorrow 1639 01:34:52,960 --> 01:35:22,800 i'll sell you a car if you want so go on yes yes come on whoo come on 1640 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:33,440 happiness more or less it's just it's something changing in my purpose here 1641 01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:40,400 corona beer firm reeling after eight eight percent slide due to coronavirus 1642 01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:54,080 you couldn't make it up could you my heart goes out my my heart bleeds for the corona beer firm who are 1643 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:55,040 reeling at the moment 1644 01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:04,960 the novel coronavirus has an unlikely victim one of the world's most popular beers 1645 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:14,000 corona has become the subject of memes and vids on social as the toll from the virus climbs worldwide guys 1646 01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:20,880 this is a big worldwide bad boy of a virus we don't know when it's going to stop or where or if it will stop 1647 01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:30,080 the so-called purchase intent among adults in the us is plunged just goes to show you the power of branding 1648 01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:38,560 yeah the power of marketing of of agency agents of change getting into your mind subverting your mind 1649 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:46,480 playing upon your hopes your fears your desires your wants your innermost thoughts your turmoil uh to try and 1650 01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:50,960 you know pull the strings you're a puppet on their strings they want to pull you in 1651 01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:52,720 and then make you go into the shop and then 1652 01:36:54,960 --> 01:37:01,520 control you over to the fridge and then make you dance all the way over to the till take out your money 1653 01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:07,920 on thing and then dance out the shop with the corona in your hand it would be a very hot i'd i'd love to see 1654 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,400 the pupper see puppeteer who could do that but i mean 1655 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:19,840 i don't know i don't know who could or if it's possible the damage has become more severe in in 1656 01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,920 recent days as infections spread 1657 01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:29,760 yeah the buzz score as well is very important but the in the states they really know how to sell things 1658 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:38,400 to people it's a it's a great country it's a great country they really know how to uh manipulate their uh 1659 01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:46,240 their population so they devise this thing called the buzz score which tracks whether american adults 1660 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:53,600 are aware of the brand of her positive or negative things has tumbled from 51 to seven from a high of 75 1661 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:59,760 to 51 from a high of 75 i beg your pardon at the beginning of the year so there you go it's a 24 1662 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:09,360 uh percent drop uh corona which derives its name from the sun's corona and has nothing to do with the virus 1663 01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:16,560 this is the third most popular beer in the us according to you gov guinness is first 1664 01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:24,720 and heineken heine might is second another reason for the drop could be the perception of krona as a 1665 01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:32,800 summary beverage associated with beach holidays noted you gov on wednesday is therefore it therefore has 1666 01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:40,960 substantial seasonal fluctuations said and that was from bloomberg and he's a good guy is the bloomer the bloomer the bloominstein 1667 01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:49,600 hope you're doing well bud hope you're doing well what yes yes come on 1668 01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:51,680 whoa come on 1669 01:38:54,080 --> 01:39:12,080 let's get this roadster going it's a needster it suits all needs it's a real needster the yunos roadster 1670 01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:24,560 uh spanner grid rain you can have a spanner if you want no problem 1671 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:33,840 there we go grid grid rain is now mod yeah good man good man good man 1672 01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:49,920 okay the thompson twins are on we're going full lock let's do this hold me now oh connor williams 1673 01:39:52,640 --> 01:40:00,320 look at me as i drive round the track at speed 1674 01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:07,440 we're two of a kind 1675 01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:20,480 well we're behind i'm not coming second in this race we're getting to the top of the tree and that's that 1676 01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:22,800 now tea or coffee 1677 01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:33,280 see these guys big pack of big bunch of apples see you later apples you're rotten anyway i didn't want to eat 1678 01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:42,320 you you stink you've got maggots in you you don't deserve to be at you absolute box of scummy crab apples 1679 01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:50,720 now that's how you that's how you you trash talk on the track guys don't know if you've ever done any trash 1680 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:58,800 talking look at the fucking vein in the middle of my forehead it's gonna pop any moment that's covid for you 1681 01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:09,280 that's the covidians it's an obscene virus see you later you fucking little gremlin bye bye 1682 01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:18,000 all these guys all these absolute clowns in their roadsters they don't understand they don't know 1683 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:26,560 where where i'm coming from and that's kemp see you later kemp see you later man i hope you remember that 1684 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:33,280 moment tonight when you're trying to get the head down for a bit of shut eye you can shut your eyes kemp but 1685 01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:39,760 you can't shut out the memory of me overtaking you on the straighter blue moon bay or wherever the 1686 01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:47,600 fuck this yeah it is blue moon bay you'll never be able to forget that kemp kemp oh he's gone 1687 01:41:51,600 --> 01:42:01,440 tell you who's a great guy martin kemp from spandau ballet and eastenders a stand-up guy and a real good chum 1688 01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:11,040 and an exponent of the gray goose wave of the late 80s even though a goose had not yet been invented by them 1689 01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:16,400 they were onto something those spandau boys were onto something 1690 01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:22,960 they had an air of class about them 1691 01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:31,760 and it could hold the tune too that's that's that's that's what they did best 1692 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:35,760 i'd say they drove i'd say they all drove mercedes 1693 01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:45,360 i mean maybe not at the time but after a while you know gold true those songs are classics 1694 01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:53,280 they would be uh you know big in the bank as well i'd say with the uh the royalties 1695 01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,080 they would have been able to afford any number of amgs 1696 01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:05,840 i say any number there of course is a limit to how much they would have been able to afford their 1697 01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:13,680 very very pricey cars but fair play to them as for the thompson twins i'm not sure about those guys 1698 01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:21,520 they looked a bit geeky a bit kooky and i can't really remember what they did after that after this 1699 01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:23,200 track well i mean 1700 01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:30,400 what an era what it wanted what a decade that was 1701 01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:36,960 and now look at where we are we start at the bottom and now we're at the top 1702 01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:43,760 we're at the top of the tree it's connor williams in first place here at blue moon bay as a a passenger 1703 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:54,960 airliner uh flies overhead ominously very slowly as well i've mentioned this before hopefully it's on 1704 01:43:54,960 --> 01:44:06,640 its way somewhere nice and it hasn't been commandeered by a gang of unarmed terrorists who plan to uh 1705 01:44:07,440 --> 01:44:14,160 fucking crash it into a big building which hasn't been seen since uh 9 11 hopefully won't ever be seen 1706 01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:27,440 since it's seen again um but i do i do i i go into that time of in my mind a lot um it was it was something 1707 01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:30,880 which was unprecedented horrific 1708 01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,400 it was just everything that you everything a nightmare 1709 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:47,680 should be that's what 9 11 was i don't know if you've seen 9 11. that's a gold trophy though thank you so much for the gold 1710 01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:54,480 go on yes yes come on come on 1711 01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:00,800 sorry i don't know who this guy is jacques brel 1712 01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:10,800 ne me kit a pa some french guy 42 million 42 million views the clash london calling not a great song 1713 01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:22,480 muse not amused the cure not really into it hole you can shove it up your hole 1714 01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:29,200 i mean we're whole even that good or was it just because she was seeing your man out of nirvana 1715 01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:32,800 who knows 1716 01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:44,080 all we know is that we got gold another gold in the bag that's all we need that's what we got 1717 01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:55,120 jimmy bars thank you very much bud hope you're keeping well and that your mercedes is clean and hoovered 1718 01:45:56,240 --> 01:46:03,040 the fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms fill 1719 01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:10,800 up the tank make it snappy or i'll have your job a completely redesigned chassis with airmatic 1720 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:17,360 electronically controlled pneumatic suspension automatic ride height adjustment and the ads adaptive damping 1721 01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:23,040 system further improves driving comfort and dynamics have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones 1722 01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:41,440 potholes and gobble pots yeah well you should it's a smooth little journey it's a smooth journey what's wrong do you need money? 1723 01:46:41,440 --> 01:46:47,120 you've got that san pellegrino smile when you smile you light up the room for a while then it goes out around half past ten it's time to grab another sample again 1724 01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:52,800 the holiday in Milan was shit i'm never going back again the birds were sending it in the sand 1725 01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:58,480 the birds were sending it it has to be said a lot of high-class birdage at the san pelle event 120 year dinner event 1726 01:46:58,480 --> 01:47:25,540 I love the room for a while. Then it goes out around half past ten. It's time to grab another San Pell again. The holiday in Milan was shit. I'm never going back again. The birds were sending it. It has to be said. A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelley event. 120 year dinner event it was. Fucking magic and nature and everything. 1727 01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:55,520 You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelley event where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds. Have you ever had that? No, I doubt it. As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic. Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble only to reveal a fucking night scene and a plate of beans and a star of toast. 1728 01:47:55,520 --> 01:48:04,520 Star of Toast you take away the sins of the world. A celebration of the Italian inhabitants. 1729 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:12,520 Then a final course of rubbish. Before the San Pella dronies each brought out a prism chest. 1730 01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:21,520 Illuminated box prism. What was inside it? You guess a less a lessed it. The Celestial San Pella bastard bottle. 1731 01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:30,520 An absolute crystal waters gypsy woman job. Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshakes. 1732 01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:36,520 You may think this is extraordinary. Whereas we think it's just another night. 1733 01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:41,520 San Pellegrino, honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years. Cheers. 1734 01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:44,520 Connor Williams. 1735 01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:53,520 What? Yes. Yes. Come on. Woo. Come on. 1736 01:48:54,520 --> 01:48:58,520 Welcome back everybody to COVID-19 with me Connor Williams. 1737 01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:08,520 It's that time again. We've had a couple of gold tropes in the bag. So let's bust out another CTN. As the kids in Compton are calling us. 1738 01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:21,520 Celtic Tiger Nights. Celtic Tiger Nights. Celtic Tiger Nights. 1739 01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:27,520 Celtic Tiger Nights. Let's have a look here. 1740 01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:37,520 I think I might be coming down with it. I hope not. I wore the mask and everything. Big time. 1741 01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:49,520 We already had Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal doing her thing. And now we have Spiral from Big Brother. I think. 1742 01:49:51,520 --> 01:50:01,520 Let me see. Oh yeah. Big Brother 7. Contestant Spiral. This is from the 14th of August 2006. 1743 01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:06,520 Left Fingless last night and partied in Temple Bar's Sin. 1744 01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:08,520 Let's get those tunes back on. Sorry. 1745 01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:09,520 One second. 1746 01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:33,980 He celebrated his top 10 single, Spiral, in the Sin Nightclub in Temple Bar. 1747 01:50:35,460 --> 01:50:37,500 He got booted out of Big Brother. 1748 01:50:38,220 --> 01:50:40,220 No possibility of getting back into the house. 1749 01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:44,300 Fingless native Spiral isn't letting the grass grow under his feet. 1750 01:50:46,260 --> 01:50:51,280 Instead, the Cheeky Chappy is taking full advantage of his current celebrity status. 1751 01:50:52,380 --> 01:50:53,280 And cashing in. 1752 01:50:54,260 --> 01:50:58,520 With the rapid release of his controversial single, Fingless. 1753 01:50:58,940 --> 01:51:00,900 Which we'll play for you in a moment. 1754 01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:03,960 Which is a catchy rhyme about robbing cars. 1755 01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:09,280 And run-ins with the Gardaí on the mean streets of the north side. 1756 01:51:11,160 --> 01:51:13,700 And it seems his strategy has paid off. 1757 01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:17,540 With Fingless being the only new entry in the Irish top 10. 1758 01:51:17,920 --> 01:51:19,360 Coming in at number 9. 1759 01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:22,800 Just ahead of Infernal from Paris to Berlin. 1760 01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:25,880 And all the nightclubs I've been in. 1761 01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:28,780 My heart is pumping for love. 1762 01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:30,940 My heart is pumping for love. 1763 01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:34,260 And right behind Nelly Furtado. 1764 01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:36,020 A man-eater. 1765 01:51:37,860 --> 01:51:40,840 And there's Spiral there with a cheeky Lucas Aid. 1766 01:51:41,740 --> 01:51:43,920 With a Big Brother still in the news. 1767 01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:45,940 And building up to the final evictions. 1768 01:51:46,440 --> 01:51:47,200 No doubt. 1769 01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:50,680 Spiral will be back on the Channel 4 show this weekend. 1770 01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:52,240 Promoting his new tunes. 1771 01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:54,300 He might just get another one. 1772 01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:56,700 There we are. 1773 01:51:56,700 --> 01:51:59,300 A lovely car he has for himself there. 1774 01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:02,640 Showbiz Ireland caught up with the T-Total lad last night. 1775 01:52:02,700 --> 01:52:03,440 As he pulled in. 1776 01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:05,960 One of absolute limousines. 1777 01:52:07,900 --> 01:52:09,700 Absolute limousines. 1778 01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,780 Absolute scenes in those zines. 1779 01:52:13,260 --> 01:52:14,280 Luxury vehicles. 1780 01:52:15,160 --> 01:52:18,900 Right outside the front door of the S-I-N Bar. 1781 01:52:19,060 --> 01:52:20,120 That's a great bar. 1782 01:52:20,920 --> 01:52:21,880 That's D-O-6. 1783 01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:23,080 Thanks so much for that. 1784 01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:27,440 Shoutouts to Jimmy Tip as well from Jimmy Bars. 1785 01:52:28,340 --> 01:52:31,240 I hope you're doing well, man. 1786 01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:33,600 That's the S-I-N. 1787 01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:35,380 And that's Spiral and a friend. 1788 01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:41,340 But rather than sipping the courtesy champagne on the limo's back seat. 1789 01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:46,640 Spiral only had interest in a bottle of Lucas Aid in the minibar. 1790 01:52:47,180 --> 01:52:49,400 And refused the free bubbly. 1791 01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:50,560 Fair play to him. 1792 01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:55,400 Although we did manage to get him to pull a pint of Guinness in the glitzy bar. 1793 01:52:56,540 --> 01:53:00,420 But he quickly passed it over to the counter to one of his posse. 1794 01:53:00,480 --> 01:53:02,180 He was quite happy with the free gargle. 1795 01:53:03,220 --> 01:53:05,800 So there were a few hangers on in the entourage. 1796 01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:08,340 Getting the free Guinness. 1797 01:53:09,620 --> 01:53:11,680 After partaying with pals. 1798 01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:15,020 Spiral shot off in his stretch limo. 1799 01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:19,780 For an imminent meeting with pop guru Louis Walsh. 1800 01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:21,220 Who was judging. 1801 01:53:22,180 --> 01:53:25,320 The Eurostar competition at DCU. 1802 01:53:31,320 --> 01:53:32,620 It's amazing. 1803 01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:35,860 It's just... 1804 01:53:35,860 --> 01:53:36,900 It's another era. 1805 01:53:37,060 --> 01:53:38,000 It's another time. 1806 01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:40,960 It's a time gone. 1807 01:53:41,180 --> 01:53:41,820 I miss it. 1808 01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,800 These were great days. 1809 01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:45,400 We didn't realize at the time. 1810 01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:48,200 We just thought this was another day. 1811 01:53:48,380 --> 01:53:49,600 Another day in paradise. 1812 01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:53,380 Nobody batted an islet. 1813 01:53:54,220 --> 01:54:00,480 When Lisa Murphy was handling a slippery fish down by the banks of the Grand Canal. 1814 01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:12,620 Patrick Kavanaugh just watching, leering, jeering, while she subtly and slip-handedly manhandled a scaly salmon. 1815 01:54:13,140 --> 01:54:19,960 Which didn't come from the Grand Canal, because, I mean, I've never seen, I don't think salmon swim up canal, do they? 1816 01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:21,500 It's usually just rivers. 1817 01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:27,400 You know, we thought that that was just normal. 1818 01:54:28,540 --> 01:54:33,040 You would see that, you would see that sort of stuff going down to the shop for a pint of milk. 1819 01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:40,460 So it's not unusual that Spiral got to go and meet Louis Walsh, who was judging the Eurostar competition at DCU. 1820 01:54:40,780 --> 01:54:48,980 Who knows, if Louis takes on the young Dubliner, we could see a lot more of his songs challenging for the top spot in the charts. 1821 01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:51,100 But what a dream that would have been. 1822 01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:55,560 And what a great situation as well. 1823 01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:58,000 Well done, Spiral, and hopefully you're doing well, pal. 1824 01:54:58,820 --> 01:55:01,860 Big shout out to Spiral and all his crew. 1825 01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:04,380 All the best, man. 1826 01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:06,460 All the bloody best. 1827 01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:07,880 That was Celtic Tiger Nights. 1828 01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:08,600 One. 1829 01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:10,000 Yes. 1830 01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:10,940 Yes. 1831 01:55:11,300 --> 01:55:12,000 Come on. 1832 01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:13,080 Woo. 1833 01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:14,160 Come on. 1834 01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:16,480 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 1835 01:55:18,620 --> 01:55:20,520 Celtic Tiger Nights. 1836 01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:25,280 There you go. 1837 01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:27,600 That's your CTN. 1838 01:55:28,220 --> 01:55:29,420 I've got to tell you something. 1839 01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:33,960 I'm really having a nice COVID-19 night of it. 1840 01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:35,740 It's a cozy COVIDian. 1841 01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:39,820 It's a beautiful world. 1842 01:55:40,360 --> 01:55:41,460 And we're all living in it. 1843 01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:45,480 And I want to bring you somewhere I like to drive late at night. 1844 01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:49,080 It's called the Tokyo Expressway. 1845 01:55:49,140 --> 01:55:51,340 I usually bring the AMG here if I can. 1846 01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:54,620 Right now, I'm racing a Mazda Yunus Roadster. 1847 01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:56,400 And it's a great little car. 1848 01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:59,000 It suits a lot of different needs. 1849 01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,180 It's a needster. 1850 01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:03,600 It's got a nice bit of space in the back. 1851 01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:05,060 Even though there is no back. 1852 01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:14,120 And it's just a real go-getter, jetsetter, hairdresser's first big wedge kind of car. 1853 01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:14,540 Do you know? 1854 01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,980 Look at those pistons just pumping the night away. 1855 01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:25,700 It's a pistonic scene. 1856 01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:29,120 One which should pump us up. 1857 01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:31,660 You know, you witness that machinery. 1858 01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:33,900 That kind of mechanical wonderment. 1859 01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,580 Which has been crafted by men's hands. 1860 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,140 And probably women's hands as well. 1861 01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:40,080 Don't want to be sexist. 1862 01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:44,780 But, I mean, maybe not even human hands. 1863 01:56:45,040 --> 01:56:48,520 Maybe robots made those pistons. 1864 01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:52,580 And you can't be sexist about them. 1865 01:56:52,640 --> 01:56:55,060 Because they're neither man nor woman. 1866 01:56:55,860 --> 01:56:58,640 But I'm sure I'm wrong about that. 1867 01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,660 The last time I checked ten minutes ago. 1868 01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:03,580 Cars were neither. 1869 01:57:03,720 --> 01:57:04,960 But, I mean, you never know. 1870 01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:08,200 Maybe cars and pistons are self-identifying. 1871 01:57:09,140 --> 01:57:10,800 And that's where we've got to. 1872 01:57:12,140 --> 01:57:15,200 I was talking about this the other day, actually, to Miles Dungan. 1873 01:57:16,600 --> 01:57:19,200 We were actually watching footage from Stalingrad. 1874 01:57:19,880 --> 01:57:25,840 The Battle mixed to some real nice, deep house, ambient techno core. 1875 01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:28,600 And some mild fuckwaves as well. 1876 01:57:29,180 --> 01:57:32,540 Which he had in the back of a vinyl in the freezer. 1877 01:57:33,140 --> 01:57:34,540 I said, why'd you keep it there, Miles? 1878 01:57:35,020 --> 01:57:39,060 He said, because you want it to be as cool as a cucumber when you're listening to it, man. 1879 01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:40,900 I said, that doesn't affect anything. 1880 01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:41,620 He said it does. 1881 01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:46,040 The fidelity of the vinyl when the needle hits the groove. 1882 01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:54,440 Something about the iciness of the ridge on the record that makes the record sound better or something. 1883 01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:57,640 And he just put that on. 1884 01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:05,500 And we watched some of the horrific footage of the encirclement of the mass German 6th Army in the middle of Stalingrad. 1885 01:58:06,100 --> 01:58:07,240 They were eating rats. 1886 01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:07,300 They were eating rats. 1887 01:58:08,120 --> 01:58:09,140 Horse meat. 1888 01:58:10,140 --> 01:58:16,480 And it was possibly the most dark hellscape I'd ever seen. 1889 01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:18,080 But those beats. 1890 01:58:19,020 --> 01:58:19,840 Boy oh boy. 1891 01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:20,480 Did they just. 1892 01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:22,260 They really complimented the footage. 1893 01:58:22,480 --> 01:58:22,940 And actually. 1894 01:58:23,540 --> 01:58:25,480 They actually did Stalingrad justice. 1895 01:58:25,660 --> 01:58:26,980 Because I've heard the story of it. 1896 01:58:27,460 --> 01:58:29,080 I know it's meant to be one of the biggest. 1897 01:58:30,100 --> 01:58:30,940 And baddest. 1898 01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:32,820 War stories of all time. 1899 01:58:32,900 --> 01:58:34,040 But I didn't think it was that bad. 1900 01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:34,940 But when. 1901 01:58:35,220 --> 01:58:37,240 When I saw what Dungan was doing. 1902 01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:40,120 With his frozen sack of vinyls. 1903 01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:43,340 Blew me out of the water. 1904 01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:43,760 And. 1905 01:58:44,540 --> 01:58:44,660 He. 1906 01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:45,440 Listen. 1907 01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:48,160 He blows people out of the water every week in the Miles Dungeon. 1908 01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:49,860 If you haven't been down there. 1909 01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:51,240 What are you doing? 1910 01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:52,040 You're in Dublin. 1911 01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:54,460 Where else are you going to be? 1912 01:58:58,260 --> 01:58:58,980 In town. 1913 01:58:58,980 --> 01:59:01,280 Yeah. 1914 01:59:01,460 --> 01:59:02,220 Well if you're in town. 1915 01:59:03,540 --> 01:59:04,580 Go to the Green. 1916 01:59:05,660 --> 01:59:06,620 Up Leeson Street. 1917 01:59:08,700 --> 01:59:09,840 Right just before. 1918 01:59:09,980 --> 01:59:11,840 As if you're going onto Adelaide Road. 1919 01:59:11,940 --> 01:59:12,920 Down to the Iron Ear. 1920 01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:16,060 There's a little place there. 1921 01:59:17,520 --> 01:59:17,960 Inconspicuous. 1922 01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:19,760 But I tell you something. 1923 01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:23,120 It's seminal. 1924 01:59:23,120 --> 01:59:24,940 What? 1925 01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:26,360 Yes. 1926 01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:27,280 Yes. 1927 01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:28,360 Come on. 1928 01:59:29,160 --> 01:59:29,440 Woo. 1929 01:59:29,960 --> 01:59:30,560 Come on. 1930 01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:32,820 Celtic Tiger Dreams. 1931 01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:33,480 Sorry. 1932 01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:34,480 It's not Celtic Tiger. 1933 01:59:34,580 --> 01:59:35,320 Sorry about that. 1934 01:59:35,520 --> 01:59:36,500 Beardsman MEP. 1935 01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:37,740 Thanks so much bud. 1936 01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:41,400 You're a kind hearted legendaro of the fall. 1937 01:59:41,960 --> 01:59:43,400 You've been with us since the beginning. 1938 01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:45,120 Since the early days. 1939 01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:50,880 Before I was even invented. 1940 01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:51,780 You're a dick. 1941 01:59:52,780 --> 01:59:54,520 Because I believe in creation. 1942 01:59:54,860 --> 01:59:56,380 I believe in creationism. 1943 01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:57,520 I was created. 1944 01:59:57,680 --> 01:59:58,840 I was invented by God. 1945 01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:00,000 Celtic Tiger. 1946 02:00:00,740 --> 02:00:01,220 Cub. 1947 02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:02,060 Thank you very much. 1948 02:00:02,760 --> 02:00:03,480 All of us. 1949 02:00:03,680 --> 02:00:04,460 Every one of us. 1950 02:00:04,540 --> 02:00:05,740 Was invented by God. 1951 02:00:08,140 --> 02:00:08,620 Ugh. 1952 02:00:11,820 --> 02:00:14,900 And I won't hear a fucking different word about it. 1953 02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:15,200 Okay. 1954 02:00:15,340 --> 02:00:16,220 I know it's Lent. 1955 02:00:16,520 --> 02:00:17,840 I should be giving up swearing. 1956 02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:19,440 But that's not going to happen. 1957 02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:22,160 Because. 1958 02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:23,640 Some of these bad boys. 1959 02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:24,960 On this track. 1960 02:00:25,640 --> 02:00:26,940 Really grind my gears. 1961 02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:29,180 I'm talking about the German. 1962 02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:30,840 Luciano Gunther. 1963 02:00:32,140 --> 02:00:33,500 Luciano of course. 1964 02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:35,660 Of Italian stock himself. 1965 02:00:35,820 --> 02:00:38,700 But born and raised in Leipzig. 1966 02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:41,300 And Henry Martinez. 1967 02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:43,380 The American. 1968 02:00:45,140 --> 02:00:47,020 Of South American extraction. 1969 02:00:48,460 --> 02:00:49,440 The Finn. 1970 02:00:49,580 --> 02:00:49,880 Celine. 1971 02:00:50,920 --> 02:00:52,120 If you want to win. 1972 02:00:52,300 --> 02:00:52,940 Get a Finn. 1973 02:00:54,220 --> 02:00:56,000 That was the saying back in the day. 1974 02:00:56,120 --> 02:00:56,440 But I mean. 1975 02:00:56,500 --> 02:00:57,320 You can't say that anymore. 1976 02:00:57,460 --> 02:00:58,700 Because it's a bit. 1977 02:00:58,880 --> 02:00:59,600 It's a bit much. 1978 02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:00,600 You know. 1979 02:01:01,120 --> 02:01:01,560 Specifying. 1980 02:01:02,020 --> 02:01:03,340 Nationalities. 1981 02:01:03,660 --> 02:01:04,560 And things like that. 1982 02:01:04,940 --> 02:01:06,140 You can't say it anymore. 1983 02:01:06,140 --> 02:01:06,980 In broadcasting. 1984 02:01:07,980 --> 02:01:08,440 Some of. 1985 02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:08,960 I mean. 1986 02:01:09,040 --> 02:01:09,480 That's. 1987 02:01:09,540 --> 02:01:10,720 It's a shame to some. 1988 02:01:13,500 --> 02:01:14,040 But it's a shame to some. 1989 02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:16,740 But it's not too many. 1990 02:01:16,740 --> 02:01:17,280 You know. 1991 02:01:19,180 --> 02:01:20,020 I got. 1992 02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:21,520 I got the chop. 1993 02:01:23,060 --> 02:01:23,620 There. 1994 02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:24,660 A few months ago. 1995 02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:28,360 When I was co-commentating. 1996 02:01:28,760 --> 02:01:29,600 Co-coms. 1997 02:01:31,300 --> 02:01:32,720 On the F1. 1998 02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:34,020 Oh. 1999 02:01:36,300 --> 02:01:37,300 There we go. 2000 02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:37,300 There we go. 2001 02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:38,300 There we go. 2002 02:01:38,300 --> 02:01:38,340 There we go. 2003 02:01:40,340 --> 02:01:40,860 And. 2004 02:01:40,860 --> 02:01:42,360 I just made references. 2005 02:01:42,560 --> 02:01:43,920 There was a Colombian driver. 2006 02:01:44,180 --> 02:01:44,500 And I was. 2007 02:01:44,600 --> 02:01:45,040 And he was. 2008 02:01:45,160 --> 02:01:46,280 He was flying it. 2009 02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:48,200 Absolutely flying it. 2010 02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:51,740 Ricardo. 2011 02:01:51,740 --> 02:01:51,780 Ricardo. 2012 02:01:52,200 --> 02:01:52,820 Or something. 2013 02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:53,680 Martino. 2014 02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:54,480 Martismo. 2015 02:01:54,960 --> 02:01:54,980 Or. 2016 02:01:55,220 --> 02:01:55,500 Fucking. 2017 02:01:57,000 --> 02:01:57,520 Bartino. 2018 02:01:57,900 --> 02:01:57,920 Or. 2019 02:01:58,080 --> 02:01:59,360 Can't remember his name. 2020 02:01:59,480 --> 02:01:59,660 Was it. 2021 02:01:59,740 --> 02:02:00,060 Was it. 2022 02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:01,140 Was it. 2023 02:02:01,240 --> 02:02:01,900 Martismo. 2024 02:02:02,260 --> 02:02:02,260 Or. 2025 02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:03,160 Was it. 2026 02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:05,960 Zankito. 2027 02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:06,580 No. 2028 02:02:06,640 --> 02:02:07,060 That's different. 2029 02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:08,600 One of those. 2030 02:02:08,700 --> 02:02:09,000 Anyway. 2031 02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:10,560 I made some reference. 2032 02:02:10,560 --> 02:02:11,280 To him being. 2033 02:02:11,780 --> 02:02:13,140 Going like a bat out of hell. 2034 02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:14,780 And him being from Colombia. 2035 02:02:16,300 --> 02:02:16,740 And. 2036 02:02:18,920 --> 02:02:19,320 Look. 2037 02:02:19,380 --> 02:02:20,260 I'm not going to repeat it. 2038 02:02:20,300 --> 02:02:21,840 Because I don't want to get taken off air. 2039 02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:22,220 But I mean. 2040 02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:22,440 Look. 2041 02:02:24,060 --> 02:02:25,860 I got a rap to the knuckles. 2042 02:02:25,860 --> 02:02:26,420 For that. 2043 02:02:27,820 --> 02:02:28,160 And. 2044 02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:29,680 Afterwards. 2045 02:02:29,900 --> 02:02:31,180 I was a bit down in the dumps. 2046 02:02:31,200 --> 02:02:32,180 I was crying. 2047 02:02:32,180 --> 02:02:32,740 Into my. 2048 02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:33,200 Fucking. 2049 02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:34,620 Steam drinker. 2050 02:02:34,620 --> 02:02:38,020 Down at the. 2051 02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:39,440 The Fallon and Byrne. 2052 02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:40,280 Taste off. 2053 02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:41,260 Which had alcoholic. 2054 02:02:41,420 --> 02:02:42,260 Undertones to it. 2055 02:02:42,980 --> 02:02:43,200 And. 2056 02:02:43,680 --> 02:02:44,120 I remember. 2057 02:02:44,460 --> 02:02:45,200 Royal Nugent. 2058 02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:45,860 Came over. 2059 02:02:45,960 --> 02:02:46,600 He seen me. 2060 02:02:46,660 --> 02:02:47,000 And said. 2061 02:02:47,060 --> 02:02:47,580 Look Connor. 2062 02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:49,200 The tears. 2063 02:02:50,520 --> 02:02:51,040 They're. 2064 02:02:51,100 --> 02:02:52,080 They're nice and salty. 2065 02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:53,340 But they're not going to compliment. 2066 02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:54,000 That beverage. 2067 02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:54,620 That you're drinking. 2068 02:02:55,420 --> 02:02:55,900 He noted. 2069 02:02:56,020 --> 02:02:56,820 That a couple of my. 2070 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:57,440 Teardrops. 2071 02:02:57,440 --> 02:02:57,800 Had. 2072 02:02:58,380 --> 02:02:59,280 Entered the glass. 2073 02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:00,060 At that stage. 2074 02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:02,680 But the Nuge ball. 2075 02:03:02,820 --> 02:03:03,280 Just said. 2076 02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:05,920 You're a fucking legend. 2077 02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:06,340 Connor. 2078 02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:08,000 And. 2079 02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:09,980 That's all you got to think about. 2080 02:03:11,780 --> 02:03:13,220 And I think he was right as well. 2081 02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:13,520 You know. 2082 02:03:13,840 --> 02:03:14,500 And with that. 2083 02:03:15,140 --> 02:03:15,820 Royal Nugent. 2084 02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:17,640 Stuck a big spicy meatball. 2085 02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:18,260 In his mouth. 2086 02:03:19,080 --> 02:03:20,320 And proceeded to ask me. 2087 02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:21,040 What I thought about. 2088 02:03:21,140 --> 02:03:21,540 The upcoming. 2089 02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:22,380 Six Nations. 2090 02:03:23,060 --> 02:03:24,280 But I couldn't understand. 2091 02:03:24,380 --> 02:03:25,240 Him say Six Nations. 2092 02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:25,800 At the time. 2093 02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:26,880 Because his mouth was full. 2094 02:03:27,300 --> 02:03:28,160 All I heard was. 2095 02:03:28,960 --> 02:03:29,720 Six Nations. 2096 02:03:30,680 --> 02:03:31,080 And. 2097 02:03:32,180 --> 02:03:33,160 He kept saying. 2098 02:03:33,300 --> 02:03:33,940 Six Nations. 2099 02:03:35,100 --> 02:03:35,540 And. 2100 02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:36,900 I actually. 2101 02:03:37,580 --> 02:03:39,140 I got a bit grossed out. 2102 02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:39,440 By the. 2103 02:03:39,540 --> 02:03:40,480 Bits of meatball. 2104 02:03:40,620 --> 02:03:41,400 Were coming out of his mouth. 2105 02:03:41,460 --> 02:03:41,740 As well. 2106 02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:41,900 I. 2107 02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:44,160 I just walked off. 2108 02:03:44,740 --> 02:03:45,480 But I remember. 2109 02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:46,120 The sentiment. 2110 02:03:46,340 --> 02:03:46,820 Of the night. 2111 02:03:46,900 --> 02:03:47,020 And. 2112 02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:48,980 I just got to say. 2113 02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:49,720 Royalster. 2114 02:03:49,860 --> 02:03:50,840 If you're watching baby. 2115 02:03:51,620 --> 02:03:52,640 Thanks so much man. 2116 02:03:52,960 --> 02:03:53,820 You picked me up. 2117 02:03:53,820 --> 02:03:54,020 When. 2118 02:03:54,220 --> 02:03:55,000 When I was down. 2119 02:03:55,280 --> 02:03:56,000 And I was down. 2120 02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:57,500 I was down. 2121 02:03:58,960 --> 02:03:59,560 That's something. 2122 02:04:00,220 --> 02:04:01,120 Look at me now. 2123 02:04:01,180 --> 02:04:01,420 Royal. 2124 02:04:01,840 --> 02:04:02,580 Look at me now. 2125 02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:02,800 I mean. 2126 02:04:02,900 --> 02:04:03,880 I'm first place. 2127 02:04:04,240 --> 02:04:05,020 Final lap. 2128 02:04:05,680 --> 02:04:06,540 Yunos Roadster. 2129 02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:07,800 You know what. 2130 02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:09,100 You know how we do it baby. 2131 02:04:09,220 --> 02:04:10,140 It's a gold trove. 2132 02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:10,820 It's Mazda. 2133 02:04:11,280 --> 02:04:12,380 It's Royal Nugent. 2134 02:04:12,800 --> 02:04:14,240 It's everything we've ever wanted. 2135 02:04:14,440 --> 02:04:15,460 Everything we've craved. 2136 02:04:15,620 --> 02:04:16,560 And now we've got it. 2137 02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:25,120 One. 2138 02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:25,180 One. 2139 02:04:25,900 --> 02:04:26,540 Yes. 2140 02:04:26,920 --> 02:04:27,640 Yes. 2141 02:04:27,980 --> 02:04:28,660 Come on. 2142 02:04:29,240 --> 02:04:29,600 Woo. 2143 02:04:30,040 --> 02:04:30,740 Come on. 2144 02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:32,280 Zurich tip. 2145 02:04:32,520 --> 02:04:32,780 Dot. 2146 02:04:32,780 --> 02:04:33,060 I. 2147 02:04:35,460 --> 02:04:36,340 Titsy Mirbo. 2148 02:04:36,460 --> 02:04:37,280 Thanks so much. 2149 02:04:38,720 --> 02:04:40,340 And to everybody out there. 2150 02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:43,920 Hopefully everyone out there. 2151 02:04:43,980 --> 02:04:44,900 You're having a nice night. 2152 02:04:45,040 --> 02:04:45,720 You're not too. 2153 02:04:46,300 --> 02:04:46,940 Disturbed. 2154 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:48,200 Scared. 2155 02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:49,140 Maybe. 2156 02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:50,420 Concerned. 2157 02:04:50,520 --> 02:04:50,940 Yes. 2158 02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:53,700 Yes you should be John. 2159 02:04:54,400 --> 02:04:55,720 You fucking should be concerned. 2160 02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:56,940 Because this. 2161 02:04:57,620 --> 02:04:58,860 Gardie took my CBD. 2162 02:04:59,100 --> 02:05:00,140 Thank you so much man. 2163 02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:03,360 Nearly missed your streamage big man. 2164 02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:04,420 Have to say. 2165 02:05:04,640 --> 02:05:06,240 You're pulling off the face mask. 2166 02:05:06,280 --> 02:05:07,160 With a sense of cool. 2167 02:05:07,300 --> 02:05:07,580 Crisp. 2168 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:08,440 Premium. 2169 02:05:08,700 --> 02:05:09,140 Excellence. 2170 02:05:09,980 --> 02:05:11,720 Hope you're swimming in gold troves. 2171 02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:12,960 You know I am. 2172 02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:14,680 I am. 2173 02:05:14,780 --> 02:05:15,420 Thanks to you. 2174 02:05:15,940 --> 02:05:16,600 To every. 2175 02:05:17,160 --> 02:05:18,680 Bloody one of you out there. 2176 02:05:20,500 --> 02:05:21,400 Thanks so much. 2177 02:05:21,480 --> 02:05:22,420 Because without you. 2178 02:05:23,020 --> 02:05:24,900 I wouldn't be able to get the gold trophy. 2179 02:05:28,440 --> 02:05:29,020 You know. 2180 02:05:29,180 --> 02:05:30,600 I mean there's an argument there. 2181 02:05:30,800 --> 02:05:31,100 Say. 2182 02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:33,700 It's. 2183 02:05:33,700 --> 02:05:34,640 It's possible. 2184 02:05:35,100 --> 02:05:35,560 Without you. 2185 02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:36,460 But I mean. 2186 02:05:38,060 --> 02:05:38,860 For now. 2187 02:05:39,140 --> 02:05:40,060 For right here and now. 2188 02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:40,540 For these. 2189 02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:41,240 For right. 2190 02:05:41,400 --> 02:05:41,940 For this. 2191 02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:42,780 Moment now. 2192 02:05:43,040 --> 02:05:44,560 I want to say that it is impossible. 2193 02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:46,000 Without you. 2194 02:05:47,240 --> 02:05:47,800 But you know. 2195 02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:49,100 There's a chance that it could. 2196 02:05:49,100 --> 02:05:51,880 Sky of the ski van ski vase. 2197 02:05:53,020 --> 02:06:00,660 36 laps remain here at Monza for the Magenti Morelli Allianz Grand Prix of Italy. 2198 02:06:01,100 --> 02:06:07,760 And it's Ruben's Barrichellos leading the race with an amazing aplomb. 2199 02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:13,700 And we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had fun. 2200 02:06:14,240 --> 02:06:15,880 We had seasons in the sun. 2201 02:06:16,540 --> 02:06:23,300 But I'm afraid the joy couldn't last because loopity-loop-banger busted out of class early and said, 2202 02:06:23,300 --> 02:06:28,780 Listen guys, I'm only a kid now, but you keep your eye on the ball. 2203 02:06:28,900 --> 02:06:31,740 In a few years' time I'm going to be the greatest of all time. 2204 02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,780 The goat, the male sheep. 2205 02:06:34,580 --> 02:06:36,140 But all that is for the fairies. 2206 02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:39,520 As we look at the standings at the moment, it's brought to you by Siemens. 2207 02:06:39,980 --> 02:06:43,080 It's Ruben's Barrichellos, Juan Pablo Montoya's 9 seconds after pace. 2208 02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:47,280 Michael, Ralph, Jean Arreci, Kimi Räikkönen, Joss Verstappen. 2209 02:06:49,360 --> 02:06:52,500 It's a Vodafone-istic kind of race at the moment. 2210 02:06:52,620 --> 02:06:58,020 There's a lot of sand gravel which has been shipped in by Sandmasters.ie. 2211 02:06:59,180 --> 02:07:03,580 Ireland's, and indeed Europe's, premier sand house. 2212 02:07:04,300 --> 02:07:05,180 And look at this now. 2213 02:07:05,860 --> 02:07:06,820 Miho Shumisher. 2214 02:07:08,440 --> 02:07:13,300 Miho Shumisher has gone into the pitch shack for a new set of balloons. 2215 02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:15,700 He's taken a long time though. 2216 02:07:16,120 --> 02:07:17,920 Eight-second pitch shack maneuver. 2217 02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:20,180 It's a long time gone. 2218 02:07:20,680 --> 02:07:22,140 And I don't know what happened there. 2219 02:07:22,580 --> 02:07:26,280 It looked like somebody dropped the bollock on the balloon box. 2220 02:07:27,020 --> 02:07:32,340 And his right-side hatch puzzler was left splaying out in front of everyone to say. 2221 02:07:32,460 --> 02:07:34,540 People were turning around in disgust. 2222 02:07:34,720 --> 02:07:37,580 They were, um, and I tell you something. 2223 02:07:38,740 --> 02:07:39,900 Ruben's Barrichello. 2224 02:07:40,600 --> 02:07:41,420 What's he on? 2225 02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:44,060 And we've got another Ferrari coming in now. 2226 02:07:44,140 --> 02:07:44,880 I beg your pardon. 2227 02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:45,420 It's not. 2228 02:07:46,160 --> 02:07:47,480 It's not a Ferrari. 2229 02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:49,660 And there's nobody there. 2230 02:07:50,020 --> 02:07:51,260 There's nobody there. 2231 02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:52,480 Nobody there either. 2232 02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:54,020 And who's this? 2233 02:07:54,860 --> 02:07:56,000 I don't know. 2234 02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:56,620 Connor. 2235 02:07:57,300 --> 02:07:58,620 Will you have a spook? 2236 02:07:59,820 --> 02:08:02,100 Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays. 2237 02:08:02,760 --> 02:08:04,080 In a seven-foot buster. 2238 02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:05,480 With a crew- 2239 02:08:05,480 --> 02:08:07,480 With a crew crooks cramber. 2240 02:08:08,540 --> 02:08:10,460 Just balancing out the act at the back. 2241 02:08:10,580 --> 02:08:15,080 Before your fucking front shifters go full lock on a tarmacadam big baller. 2242 02:08:16,080 --> 02:08:18,280 Have your hazards been checked yet? 2243 02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:21,220 If not, get over to Paris now. 2244 02:08:21,320 --> 02:08:23,760 There's an NCT center that has a lift working. 2245 02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:25,940 And you have to go abroad to get it. 2246 02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:27,220 It's just the way things are. 2247 02:08:28,140 --> 02:08:29,920 Outside the Brussels building. 2248 02:08:30,380 --> 02:08:33,480 You might find a few fucking dry-shy politissimos. 2249 02:08:34,260 --> 02:08:35,720 Give them what's for. 2250 02:08:36,220 --> 02:08:39,500 Before stepping into your luxurious leather-clad interior. 2251 02:08:40,500 --> 02:08:41,580 And revving up. 2252 02:08:41,980 --> 02:08:42,660 Ignorantly. 2253 02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:44,800 And fucking proudly. 2254 02:08:45,340 --> 02:08:49,900 Before hitting the winding, alpinistic fucking turntablers. 2255 02:08:50,420 --> 02:08:51,880 Down in the Dolmites. 2256 02:08:52,460 --> 02:08:55,520 The Chamonix fucking Alsatianos. 2257 02:08:56,760 --> 02:08:58,180 All that stuff. 2258 02:08:58,260 --> 02:08:59,600 You know what I'm on about, yeah. 2259 02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:02,640 I shouldn't have to be spoon-feeding you. 2260 02:09:03,580 --> 02:09:04,880 You're almost 38. 2261 02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:05,080 You're almost 38. 2262 02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:18,420 Welcome back, guys, to the Grey Goose Extraordinaire. 2263 02:09:20,040 --> 02:09:25,980 Another sojourn into the Gran Turismo world. 2264 02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:28,320 The Mazda Roadsters Cup race. 2265 02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:29,160 Final race. 2266 02:09:29,720 --> 02:09:31,480 We've done nothing but send. 2267 02:09:32,080 --> 02:09:33,240 In each and every event. 2268 02:09:34,380 --> 02:09:36,820 And this final one will be of no exception. 2269 02:09:38,820 --> 02:09:41,440 I've got the snarl of a lion. 2270 02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:43,460 I've got the heart. 2271 02:09:44,460 --> 02:09:45,580 Of Ryle Nugent. 2272 02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,900 I have the sophistication. 2273 02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:53,060 Of a bottle of Grey Goose. 2274 02:09:55,940 --> 02:09:57,040 And what's more. 2275 02:10:00,540 --> 02:10:02,380 I have Connor Williams. 2276 02:10:04,780 --> 02:10:06,300 I am Connor Williams. 2277 02:10:07,180 --> 02:10:08,620 But I have him as well. 2278 02:10:08,820 --> 02:10:09,840 And just knowing that. 2279 02:10:09,960 --> 02:10:11,460 Knowing that I have his backing. 2280 02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:12,220 My backing. 2281 02:10:14,140 --> 02:10:16,320 Really makes things a lot easier for me. 2282 02:10:16,540 --> 02:10:17,680 So thanks very much, Connor. 2283 02:10:19,880 --> 02:10:21,080 No problem, Connor. 2284 02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:22,700 Anytime, bud. 2285 02:10:23,820 --> 02:10:24,180 Anytime. 2286 02:10:26,180 --> 02:10:27,180 Thanks very much, man. 2287 02:10:27,360 --> 02:10:27,940 Means a lot. 2288 02:10:29,260 --> 02:10:30,000 Hope you're well. 2289 02:10:30,220 --> 02:10:30,880 You're a good guy. 2290 02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:32,680 And I like the work that you do. 2291 02:10:32,980 --> 02:10:33,700 Thanks very much. 2292 02:10:34,580 --> 02:10:35,020 Thank you. 2293 02:10:35,500 --> 02:10:36,260 I appreciate that. 2294 02:10:37,220 --> 02:10:37,560 Now. 2295 02:10:38,300 --> 02:10:39,460 Let's get on to Zurich. 2296 02:10:40,060 --> 02:10:41,520 And sign on the dotted line here. 2297 02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:42,540 And come first. 2298 02:10:42,700 --> 02:10:43,500 And get that gold. 2299 02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:44,880 I agree with you, Connor. 2300 02:10:44,980 --> 02:10:45,320 Good man. 2301 02:10:45,360 --> 02:10:46,120 Let's do this. 2302 02:10:46,260 --> 02:10:46,660 Go on. 2303 02:10:47,580 --> 02:10:48,020 Yes. 2304 02:10:48,680 --> 02:10:49,160 Yes. 2305 02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:50,160 Come on. 2306 02:10:50,780 --> 02:10:51,100 Woo. 2307 02:10:51,480 --> 02:10:52,180 Come on. 2308 02:10:54,840 --> 02:10:55,840 Tommy Bow. 2309 02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:00,560 Thank you very much. 2310 02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:04,160 Titsy Mirbow. 2311 02:11:04,300 --> 02:11:06,140 Gordy took my CBD. 2312 02:11:06,140 --> 02:11:06,700 And. 2313 02:11:09,060 --> 02:11:09,700 Tomas. 2314 02:11:10,960 --> 02:11:11,620 Bow. 2315 02:11:12,980 --> 02:11:14,000 The Bowman. 2316 02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:15,640 The Bowson's Whistle. 2317 02:11:16,680 --> 02:11:18,040 Tommy Bowson's Whistle. 2318 02:11:20,720 --> 02:11:22,100 Jayla Khan. 2319 02:11:22,220 --> 02:11:23,000 Thank you very much. 2320 02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:26,260 Coronavirus, Connor. 2321 02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:28,600 I'm thinking investment opportunity. 2322 02:11:32,280 --> 02:11:33,780 Can't wait to read. 2323 02:11:33,960 --> 02:11:34,700 Hear what you think. 2324 02:11:34,820 --> 02:11:35,080 What are you. 2325 02:11:35,240 --> 02:11:37,240 How are you going to market the coronavirus? 2326 02:11:39,460 --> 02:11:42,760 I'm watching this world crisis with thousands of people. 2327 02:11:43,720 --> 02:11:45,460 Falling prey to the. 2328 02:11:46,460 --> 02:11:47,320 Horrible new. 2329 02:11:47,700 --> 02:11:48,640 Mutated virus. 2330 02:11:48,760 --> 02:11:50,440 Which has come out of the Wuhan province. 2331 02:11:51,260 --> 02:11:51,780 Believably. 2332 02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:54,360 Started down at the fish market down there. 2333 02:11:55,000 --> 02:11:55,780 Couple of those little. 2334 02:11:55,940 --> 02:11:56,920 Japanese fishies. 2335 02:11:57,920 --> 02:11:59,300 Had a few parasites on them. 2336 02:11:59,380 --> 02:12:00,280 Or something or other. 2337 02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:00,940 I'm not sure. 2338 02:12:01,840 --> 02:12:02,140 But. 2339 02:12:03,100 --> 02:12:04,320 That's where it all began. 2340 02:12:05,300 --> 02:12:08,220 And you're trying to think of an investment opportunity out of this. 2341 02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:12,260 So much room for profiteering. 2342 02:12:12,980 --> 02:12:14,880 Vulnerability equals opportunity. 2343 02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:18,080 Get out there and sell, sell, sell. 2344 02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:20,240 While the market is fertile. 2345 02:12:21,240 --> 02:12:21,600 Okay. 2346 02:12:26,000 --> 02:12:27,060 No one knows. 2347 02:12:27,060 --> 02:12:27,080 No one knows. 2348 02:12:27,340 --> 02:12:30,700 No one knows what the coronavirus is capable of just yet. 2349 02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:32,520 There's a lot of people shit scared of it. 2350 02:12:33,220 --> 02:12:33,820 I believe. 2351 02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:35,640 We sit down tomorrow. 2352 02:12:35,740 --> 02:12:36,120 Myself. 2353 02:12:36,220 --> 02:12:36,640 Yourself. 2354 02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:38,540 Sondacola naan. 2355 02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:39,960 Oh. 2356 02:12:41,560 --> 02:12:43,560 Just overcooked that last turn off. 2357 02:12:46,100 --> 02:12:47,200 There we go. 2358 02:12:47,340 --> 02:12:47,920 There we go. 2359 02:12:48,140 --> 02:12:49,140 Sondacola naan. 2360 02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:50,980 Ivan Butler Yates. 2361 02:12:51,620 --> 02:12:52,280 Matt Cooper. 2362 02:12:53,120 --> 02:12:56,760 We'll head down to Matt's interracial spice bag extravaganza. 2363 02:12:56,980 --> 02:12:58,940 Which is opened up on Dawson Street. 2364 02:13:00,440 --> 02:13:01,740 It's invite only. 2365 02:13:01,860 --> 02:13:02,800 But we can get you in. 2366 02:13:03,100 --> 02:13:07,040 And we'll talk about how this coronavirus is going to go from scary little thing. 2367 02:13:07,740 --> 02:13:07,880 To. 2368 02:13:08,040 --> 02:13:08,180 Oh. 2369 02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:09,120 I want to buy that. 2370 02:13:09,620 --> 02:13:11,160 Where can I buy that? 2371 02:13:11,900 --> 02:13:12,240 Is it. 2372 02:13:12,420 --> 02:13:13,260 Can you get it on Amazon? 2373 02:13:13,740 --> 02:13:15,180 We wanted to go from that to that. 2374 02:13:15,180 --> 02:13:15,880 Those are the two. 2375 02:13:16,180 --> 02:13:18,220 Those are the two vibes that we're going from. 2376 02:13:18,420 --> 02:13:19,020 We're going from. 2377 02:13:19,020 --> 02:13:19,760 Oh. 2378 02:13:20,360 --> 02:13:20,580 To. 2379 02:13:21,440 --> 02:13:21,860 Oh. 2380 02:13:22,680 --> 02:13:23,540 That's alright though. 2381 02:13:23,620 --> 02:13:23,800 Yeah. 2382 02:13:23,860 --> 02:13:24,260 I buy that. 2383 02:13:24,340 --> 02:13:24,500 Yeah. 2384 02:13:25,320 --> 02:13:25,580 And. 2385 02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:27,980 That's how you vibe things. 2386 02:13:28,780 --> 02:13:30,600 You have to get into the mind of the consumer. 2387 02:13:31,500 --> 02:13:31,900 Uh. 2388 02:13:32,260 --> 02:13:33,320 Scary at the moment. 2389 02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:35,080 Maybe play on those fears. 2390 02:13:35,420 --> 02:13:36,120 That they have. 2391 02:13:37,940 --> 02:13:38,220 Uh. 2392 02:13:38,220 --> 02:13:39,260 They don't want to be. 2393 02:13:39,520 --> 02:13:41,220 In a kind of E.T. scenario. 2394 02:13:41,520 --> 02:13:41,640 Where. 2395 02:13:42,480 --> 02:13:44,340 A load of scientists come into your house. 2396 02:13:44,340 --> 02:13:44,900 And then fucking. 2397 02:13:45,340 --> 02:13:45,700 Fumig. 2398 02:13:45,760 --> 02:13:47,300 Put a big ball around it. 2399 02:13:47,380 --> 02:13:48,460 Like it's being fumigated. 2400 02:13:49,300 --> 02:13:50,480 And then you're stuck in there. 2401 02:13:50,540 --> 02:13:52,120 Like an alien who's just landed. 2402 02:13:52,980 --> 02:13:54,280 Because that's how they're treating you. 2403 02:13:55,040 --> 02:13:55,840 These places. 2404 02:13:55,960 --> 02:13:57,040 You end up in quarantine. 2405 02:13:58,880 --> 02:14:00,780 With a gaggle of tourists. 2406 02:14:00,780 --> 02:14:02,120 From other places in the world. 2407 02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:02,760 You're in a hotel. 2408 02:14:03,000 --> 02:14:03,560 Next thing you're in. 2409 02:14:03,600 --> 02:14:04,400 You're in Tenerife. 2410 02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:05,760 Like my good mate. 2411 02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:07,100 Zonad is at the moment. 2412 02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:09,220 Going out of his balloon. 2413 02:14:09,220 --> 02:14:11,900 While these absolute. 2414 02:14:11,900 --> 02:14:12,340 Clue clue. 2415 02:14:12,340 --> 02:14:12,660 Clue. 2416 02:14:12,700 --> 02:14:13,340 Cachukers. 2417 02:14:13,860 --> 02:14:14,960 Come in with their. 2418 02:14:17,820 --> 02:14:18,300 Needles. 2419 02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:19,060 Their. 2420 02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:19,860 Their pills. 2421 02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:22,040 Their face masks. 2422 02:14:23,320 --> 02:14:24,980 It's an intimidating scenario. 2423 02:14:25,480 --> 02:14:27,040 Not one you'd want to be part of. 2424 02:14:27,080 --> 02:14:27,420 At any. 2425 02:14:27,620 --> 02:14:28,380 Any moment. 2426 02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:29,080 You're a lifespan. 2427 02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:29,980 And I'm. 2428 02:14:29,980 --> 02:14:31,180 Tearing the arse out of this truck. 2429 02:14:31,260 --> 02:14:31,780 We need to get. 2430 02:14:31,920 --> 02:14:32,760 Look who's ahead of us. 2431 02:14:34,260 --> 02:14:34,700 Balesteros. 2432 02:14:36,700 --> 02:14:37,820 The Spaniard. 2433 02:14:39,380 --> 02:14:39,860 Well. 2434 02:14:39,980 --> 02:14:40,600 It's time to. 2435 02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:41,720 Fandango. 2436 02:14:41,900 --> 02:14:42,740 Balesteros. 2437 02:14:42,960 --> 02:14:43,680 See you later. 2438 02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:45,380 Connor's in town. 2439 02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:46,540 Oh no. 2440 02:14:46,720 --> 02:14:47,060 Oh no. 2441 02:14:47,800 --> 02:14:48,660 We're going right off. 2442 02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:49,140 Fuck. 2443 02:14:51,220 --> 02:14:51,700 Balesteros. 2444 02:14:51,760 --> 02:14:52,320 You bastard. 2445 02:14:53,080 --> 02:14:53,860 We need to get him. 2446 02:14:56,200 --> 02:14:57,720 Can't let Balesteros win. 2447 02:14:57,800 --> 02:14:58,980 He's so far away at the moment. 2448 02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:00,780 Fucking. 2449 02:15:01,440 --> 02:15:01,840 Bastard. 2450 02:15:02,220 --> 02:15:02,820 Balesteros. 2451 02:15:02,820 --> 02:15:08,180 Carlos Balasteros 2452 02:15:08,180 --> 02:15:10,100 I'll tell you something 2453 02:15:10,100 --> 02:15:11,720 We're going to beat this guy Carlos 2454 02:15:11,720 --> 02:15:14,000 And we'll take his car off him 2455 02:15:14,000 --> 02:15:15,560 And then he really will be Carlos 2456 02:15:15,560 --> 02:15:17,760 Because he'll have no car 2457 02:15:17,760 --> 02:15:20,580 He'll have to just 2458 02:15:20,580 --> 02:15:22,620 Balastere his way out to Balantir 2459 02:15:22,620 --> 02:15:23,440 On the 16 2460 02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:28,320 Fuck you 2461 02:15:31,320 --> 02:15:33,840 That's actually a professional way you take corners 2462 02:15:33,840 --> 02:15:35,980 Lewis the lubity lubanger Hamilton 2463 02:15:35,980 --> 02:15:37,960 Said Connor 2464 02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:39,500 When you take those hard turns 2465 02:15:39,500 --> 02:15:42,180 You need to just shout fuck you at the bend 2466 02:15:42,180 --> 02:15:44,800 And you get a little bit of spring 2467 02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,560 A little bit of pep in your step 2468 02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:48,300 Which you didn't have before 2469 02:15:48,300 --> 02:15:51,080 I said Lou you're a fucking genius 2470 02:15:51,080 --> 02:15:52,820 I said thanks very much Connor 2471 02:15:52,820 --> 02:15:54,720 You're a great man yourself and I love you 2472 02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:56,740 I said oh don't 2473 02:15:56,740 --> 02:15:58,100 You don't have to love me man 2474 02:15:58,100 --> 02:16:00,260 Just fucking know that I'm your godfather 2475 02:16:00,260 --> 02:16:01,040 I'm here for you 2476 02:16:01,040 --> 02:16:01,660 No 2477 02:16:01,660 --> 02:16:06,860 Don't make me end the night on a silver Balasteros 2478 02:16:06,860 --> 02:16:10,760 Don't fuck with me Balasteros 2479 02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:23,100 Strain the spots 2480 02:16:23,100 --> 02:16:24,140 Thank you very much 2481 02:16:24,140 --> 02:16:26,360 Thank you very much 2482 02:16:26,360 --> 02:16:29,360 There you see Carlos Balasteros 2483 02:16:30,040 --> 02:16:31,680 The Spaniard in first place 2484 02:16:31,680 --> 02:16:32,380 At all the time 2485 02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:33,140 4.59 2486 02:16:33,140 --> 02:16:34,540 Put 4 on 4 2487 02:16:34,540 --> 02:16:38,940 A few nice things we got there 2488 02:16:38,940 --> 02:16:40,440 From the men who made the game 2489 02:16:40,440 --> 02:16:42,360 And Connor Williams in second 2490 02:16:42,360 --> 02:16:45,240 Less than a second behind Balasteros 2491 02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:46,260 Jesus Christ 2492 02:16:46,260 --> 02:16:49,720 E. Marti the Frenchman in third 2493 02:16:49,720 --> 02:16:52,260 Bazile the Italian dreamer 2494 02:16:52,260 --> 02:16:53,500 Hopefully he has one of these on 2495 02:16:53,500 --> 02:16:58,000 Because that's where the sea virus is doing it's nasty little business at the moment 2496 02:16:58,000 --> 02:17:00,560 Tell you I was over there last week in Tuscany 2497 02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:02,900 I was trying to source some Chianti 2498 02:17:02,900 --> 02:17:09,280 To pour over the newly crafted rubber tires I'd shipped over from Japan 2499 02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:12,440 There are Pirelli's I know 2500 02:17:12,440 --> 02:17:14,540 But I have them maize in Italy 2501 02:17:14,540 --> 02:17:15,500 Then shipped to Japan 2502 02:17:15,500 --> 02:17:16,760 Just to be overseen 2503 02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:18,520 By a few friends of mine 2504 02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:19,460 They give it the okay 2505 02:17:19,460 --> 02:17:20,860 Then we get it back to Tuscany 2506 02:17:20,860 --> 02:17:21,880 Logistically 2507 02:17:21,880 --> 02:17:23,560 It's a fucking nightmare 2508 02:17:23,560 --> 02:17:24,720 I'm not gonna lie 2509 02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:26,120 And it's costing me 2510 02:17:26,120 --> 02:17:28,160 It's costing me big time 2511 02:17:28,160 --> 02:17:30,360 But once I get that back 2512 02:17:30,360 --> 02:17:31,640 To Tuscany 2513 02:17:31,640 --> 02:17:35,460 I can pour the 25 year old Chianti over the tires 2514 02:17:35,460 --> 02:17:40,220 And just watch that fucking lovely grape juice 2515 02:17:40,220 --> 02:17:42,220 Flow through the treads 2516 02:17:42,220 --> 02:17:45,880 And little zones that you get in the tire 2517 02:17:45,880 --> 02:17:50,540 Then we collect it in a run off at the bottom of the tire 2518 02:17:50,540 --> 02:17:55,880 And that infuses the wine with a lovely lovely rubbery 2519 02:17:55,880 --> 02:17:57,620 Tireistic notes 2520 02:17:57,620 --> 02:18:00,080 And you know 2521 02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:03,500 It's just 2522 02:18:03,500 --> 02:18:05,740 It's so exquisite 2523 02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:09,700 You literally have no idea 2524 02:18:09,700 --> 02:18:13,960 You really don't 2525 02:18:13,960 --> 02:18:16,120 And it's 2526 02:18:16,120 --> 02:18:17,960 A waste of time 2527 02:18:17,960 --> 02:18:21,160 Fucking explain it to you 2528 02:18:21,160 --> 02:18:23,480 Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays 2529 02:18:23,480 --> 02:18:25,460 In a 7 foot buster 2530 02:18:25,460 --> 02:18:26,900 With a crook 2531 02:18:26,900 --> 02:18:28,860 With a crew crook's cramber 2532 02:18:28,860 --> 02:18:38,480 Yeah unfortunately we awoke today to the sad news that the carnivalissimo 2533 02:18:38,480 --> 02:18:55,440 So the Venice Carnival, which was in full swing here in the Venetian region of Italy, the mask parade is not on. 2534 02:18:55,440 --> 02:19:13,200 Yeah, the Venice Carnival is finished. It's a no-go. The Corona virus has stopped everything in its tracks. That means that we have to go another year, a full year, without all the joy that the Venice Carnival brings. 2535 02:19:13,200 --> 02:19:28,720 Whether it's men, strange men clutching crystal balls, wearing old-fashioned kind of just daft old masks, women with rich bouquets of flowers, again with daft masks. 2536 02:19:28,840 --> 02:19:38,700 I was looking forward to the guy who comes out with the daft mask who has a violin, but he doesn't play it, but it's something different. 2537 02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:48,940 And there was another daft mask with a fucking great sequin job and a lovely little dragon which had been stitched into it. 2538 02:19:49,740 --> 02:19:56,160 Some other pretentious gaggle of pretenders were wearing kind of wedding white. 2539 02:19:57,060 --> 02:20:06,120 A flamboyant Elton John Peacock teal nightmare was doing the rounds along the San Marco de Piazzo. 2540 02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:09,120 Earlier on, giving waves as well. He was. 2541 02:20:17,760 --> 02:20:19,360 It's been a Grey Goose. 2542 02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:23,640 Connor Williams, Connor virus, coronavirus kind of night. 2543 02:20:24,780 --> 02:20:27,440 A lot of gold in the cabinet, baby. 2544 02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:28,640 A lot of gold. 2545 02:20:29,160 --> 02:20:29,760 Yes! 2546 02:20:30,300 --> 02:20:30,900 Yes! 2547 02:20:31,260 --> 02:20:31,900 Come on! 2548 02:20:32,520 --> 02:20:32,880 Woo! 2549 02:20:33,300 --> 02:20:33,900 Come on! 2550 02:20:34,320 --> 02:20:35,160 A lot of gold. 2551 02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:37,680 I want to show you the trophies before I go here. 2552 02:20:39,060 --> 02:20:39,980 Where are we going? 2553 02:20:47,040 --> 02:20:48,000 There you go. 2554 02:20:48,940 --> 02:20:50,380 Autopolis, trof. 2555 02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:51,800 Not a gold, it's a silver. 2556 02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:53,640 Tokyo, gold. 2557 02:20:53,920 --> 02:20:54,980 Blue Moon Bay, gold. 2558 02:20:55,460 --> 02:20:56,740 Sukuba, gold. 2559 02:20:57,320 --> 02:20:58,340 Magiore, silver. 2560 02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,240 Willow Springs, gold. 2561 02:21:01,400 --> 02:21:02,820 And you can't see there behind me. 2562 02:21:03,180 --> 02:21:03,980 Fucking Kyoto. 2563 02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:07,460 Kyoto, gold. 2564 02:21:09,040 --> 02:21:09,340 You know? 2565 02:21:09,880 --> 02:21:11,500 That's what people are saying. 2566 02:21:11,740 --> 02:21:12,800 That's what people are seeing. 2567 02:21:12,920 --> 02:21:13,900 That's what people are watching. 2568 02:21:14,900 --> 02:21:17,100 A pure trophy cabinet of joy. 2569 02:21:18,120 --> 02:21:22,180 And I often bring people to see my trophies whenever they're in my house. 2570 02:21:23,160 --> 02:21:23,480 You know? 2571 02:21:23,620 --> 02:21:25,900 I know that I'm only a moment away from... 2572 02:21:25,900 --> 02:21:29,280 I'm only moments away from busting out the Kyoto. 2573 02:21:30,340 --> 02:21:31,280 And showing them that. 2574 02:21:31,820 --> 02:21:33,760 Then I'll hit them with the old Willow Springs. 2575 02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:36,780 If I'm feeling... 2576 02:21:36,780 --> 02:21:38,440 If I'm feeling a little bit... 2577 02:21:38,440 --> 02:21:40,040 A little bit Steve. 2578 02:21:40,600 --> 02:21:43,220 Then I'll bust out the Sukuba gold. 2579 02:21:45,560 --> 02:21:47,600 And if we've gone that far... 2580 02:21:47,600 --> 02:21:49,480 I might as well take out the Blue Moon... 2581 02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,220 The Tokyo Express and the Autopolis. 2582 02:21:51,840 --> 02:21:53,100 Let them ponder on that. 2583 02:21:53,420 --> 02:21:54,640 And think about... 2584 02:21:54,640 --> 02:21:56,840 How that can... 2585 02:21:56,840 --> 02:21:57,880 Help them in life. 2586 02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:01,880 Either through... 2587 02:22:01,880 --> 02:22:02,440 Business. 2588 02:22:03,720 --> 02:22:04,240 Pleasure. 2589 02:22:05,020 --> 02:22:05,480 Driving. 2590 02:22:06,860 --> 02:22:07,880 Pension plans. 2591 02:22:08,840 --> 02:22:09,440 Grey Goose. 2592 02:22:09,500 --> 02:22:10,380 High Class Vodka. 2593 02:22:11,840 --> 02:22:13,040 San Pellegrino. 2594 02:22:13,040 --> 02:22:16,460 Whatever you want. 2595 02:22:17,760 --> 02:22:19,920 It's a life lesson from Connor Williams. 2596 02:22:20,220 --> 02:22:21,180 That's where it's been tonight. 2597 02:22:21,320 --> 02:22:22,820 Yet another life lesson. 2598 02:22:23,120 --> 02:22:24,360 And I want to say... 2599 02:22:24,360 --> 02:22:25,120 Thanks so much... 2600 02:22:25,880 --> 02:22:26,640 For tuning in. 2601 02:22:27,620 --> 02:22:28,120 And... 2602 02:22:28,600 --> 02:22:29,560 Just going with the flow. 2603 02:22:30,380 --> 02:22:31,700 You're a good set of... 2604 02:22:31,700 --> 02:22:31,980 People. 2605 02:22:32,440 --> 02:22:33,000 And... 2606 02:22:33,000 --> 02:22:34,460 Your heart's in the right place. 2607 02:22:36,400 --> 02:22:38,080 Your heart's in the right place. 2608 02:22:38,480 --> 02:22:39,160 I know that. 2609 02:22:39,540 --> 02:22:40,000 I know that. 2610 02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:41,880 So good night. 2611 02:22:42,480 --> 02:22:43,080 God bless. 2612 02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:44,940 Sit tight. 2613 02:22:45,820 --> 02:22:46,320 So what? 2614 02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:47,720 Yes? 2615 02:22:48,380 --> 02:22:48,860 Yes! 2616 02:22:49,220 --> 02:22:49,860 Come on! 2617 02:22:50,480 --> 02:22:50,800 Woo! 2618 02:22:51,160 --> 02:22:51,860 Come on! 2619 02:22:52,200 --> 02:22:52,500 I should... 2620 02:22:52,500 --> 02:22:53,820 Before I go actually... 2621 02:22:53,820 --> 02:22:55,000 San Deco Lanan... 2622 02:22:56,280 --> 02:22:59,000 Has not only his own beachwear range... 2623 02:22:59,000 --> 02:23:00,480 We did show you this last week. 2624 02:23:00,720 --> 02:23:02,940 Get on that if you're going on holidays this summer. 2625 02:23:03,060 --> 02:23:03,500 I mean... 2626 02:23:03,500 --> 02:23:05,700 Coronavirus is going to prevent a lot of travelling. 2627 02:23:06,580 --> 02:23:07,200 But if you're... 2628 02:23:07,200 --> 02:23:08,060 If you're going somewhere... 2629 02:23:08,060 --> 02:23:08,740 Get on that. 2630 02:23:09,380 --> 02:23:09,980 Also... 2631 02:23:09,980 --> 02:23:12,140 Last week we couldn't get it to you... 2632 02:23:12,140 --> 02:23:12,620 Because the... 2633 02:23:12,620 --> 02:23:14,780 The preliminaries hadn't been drawn up. 2634 02:23:14,820 --> 02:23:15,460 But here we go. 2635 02:23:16,320 --> 02:23:17,800 Grey Goose Tamagotchi guys. 2636 02:23:18,200 --> 02:23:18,960 It's coming back. 2637 02:23:19,400 --> 02:23:20,420 Maria Walsh. 2638 02:23:21,260 --> 02:23:21,700 MEP. 2639 02:23:22,820 --> 02:23:24,980 Just got off the plane from Brussels earlier. 2640 02:23:25,980 --> 02:23:28,220 She has a fuck ton of these. 2641 02:23:28,220 --> 02:23:29,100 In a box. 2642 02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:31,220 And... 2643 02:23:31,220 --> 02:23:32,540 They're limited edition. 2644 02:23:34,540 --> 02:23:35,960 Get on to Maria Walsh. 2645 02:23:35,960 --> 02:23:36,440 She's on... 2646 02:23:36,440 --> 02:23:37,140 She's on Twitter. 2647 02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:38,360 Get on to her about that. 2648 02:23:38,440 --> 02:23:39,300 Or get on to her... 2649 02:23:39,300 --> 02:23:39,980 Whatever... 2650 02:23:39,980 --> 02:23:41,320 Through other channels. 2651 02:23:41,380 --> 02:23:41,840 I'm not sure. 2652 02:23:42,320 --> 02:23:43,200 Ask her about them. 2653 02:23:43,400 --> 02:23:43,860 Tell... 2654 02:23:43,860 --> 02:23:44,940 Say you've... 2655 02:23:44,940 --> 02:23:45,360 Use... 2656 02:23:45,360 --> 02:23:46,440 Use the key code. 2657 02:23:47,480 --> 02:23:48,800 Quote the key code. 2658 02:23:49,800 --> 02:23:50,700 Cons goose. 2659 02:23:52,560 --> 02:23:54,700 You should receive yours in the post then. 2660 02:23:55,200 --> 02:23:56,960 She accepts all kinds of cards. 2661 02:23:58,120 --> 02:23:58,640 Crypto. 2662 02:23:59,120 --> 02:23:59,460 Check. 2663 02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:02,120 Whatever you need. 2664 02:24:02,260 --> 02:24:03,940 She's very good like that. 2665 02:24:04,020 --> 02:24:05,100 She's very good like that. 2666 02:24:05,240 --> 02:24:07,400 She has someone monitoring her money for herself. 2667 02:24:07,940 --> 02:24:08,880 All the best guys. 2668 02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:09,700 We'll see you later. 2669 02:24:09,700 --> 02:24:11,360 Yeah. 2670 02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:12,120 Unfortunately. 2671 02:24:12,500 --> 02:24:14,120 We awoke today. 2672 02:24:14,980 --> 02:24:18,780 Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix. 2673 02:24:18,980 --> 02:24:21,100 And it's Rubens Barrichello's leading. 2674 02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:23,120 That's why I'm Pablo Montoya at the moment. 2675 02:24:23,640 --> 02:24:25,940 Barrichello's due a pitch-check maneuver soon enough. 2676 02:24:26,000 --> 02:24:26,980 Hopefully we can go over that. 2677 02:24:27,440 --> 02:24:28,320 That's 2002. 2678 02:24:28,900 --> 02:24:32,640 Not even a year since the World Trade Center was attacked by a gang of terrorists. 2679 02:24:33,240 --> 02:24:34,660 Who'd commandeered. 2680 02:24:35,260 --> 02:24:36,300 Commercial jetliner. 2681 02:24:36,540 --> 02:24:39,620 What can Rubens Barrichello do now in the pitch-check? 2682 02:24:39,620 --> 02:24:41,400 Because he slips in centrally. 2683 02:24:42,000 --> 02:24:45,240 And each of the four Bang Brothers slips on a new set of balloons. 2684 02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:48,760 While someone with a big pipe inserts it. 2685 02:24:49,240 --> 02:24:53,820 And just sprays loads into his carbine box shift. 2686 02:24:55,380 --> 02:24:56,500 16 seconds. 2687 02:24:57,220 --> 02:24:58,180 Jesus, lads. 2688 02:24:58,180 --> 02:24:59,920 Could have done without the foreplay. 2689 02:25:00,560 --> 02:25:04,360 And that was one of the longest pitch-shacks we've ever camp-arried in our Siemens. 2690 02:25:05,040 --> 02:25:05,480 Cannon. 2691 02:25:05,980 --> 02:25:07,340 What about Vodafone and Fosters? 2692 02:25:07,920 --> 02:25:08,920 They're great guys. 2693 02:25:09,360 --> 02:25:11,640 Unlimited sponsorship deals. 2694 02:25:12,280 --> 02:25:12,760 Plenty. 2695 02:25:13,680 --> 02:25:14,980 But I want to tell you something. 2696 02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:18,020 There's a lot of hustling and harrying going on at the moment. 2697 02:25:18,380 --> 02:25:22,380 I think I'm actually going to change my name soon enough to Harry Hustle. 2698 02:25:22,760 --> 02:25:29,740 You're all invited to the name-changing ceremony, which should take place soon enough after the race. 2699 02:25:30,740 --> 02:25:34,260 Montoya will give the go-ahead on whether or not you're allowed to go. 2700 02:25:34,260 --> 02:25:36,300 It's all down to Wham-Pob. 2701 02:25:36,980 --> 02:25:39,440 But look, we'll see how we get on. 2702 02:25:39,660 --> 02:25:42,180 You don't know how this is going to turn out tomorrow. 2703 02:25:42,300 --> 02:25:43,340 That's the beauty of F1. 2704 02:25:43,700 --> 02:25:44,840 It's the beauty of Micka Hakkinen. 2705 02:25:45,180 --> 02:25:47,260 It's the beauty of Heinz Harald Frensen. 2706 02:25:47,600 --> 02:25:51,200 And his tin of Heinz baked beans, which he keeps in his back pocket. 2707 02:25:51,420 --> 02:25:54,880 Even when racing, it really obstructs his hours from sitting on the seat. 2708 02:25:54,880 --> 02:25:56,980 It's not good and it's very unsafe. 2709 02:25:57,040 --> 02:25:59,880 But he does it anyway, because that's who he is. 2710 02:26:00,320 --> 02:26:01,160 And look at this. 2711 02:26:01,620 --> 02:26:04,980 We can see each of the four Bang brothers had the balloon on. 2712 02:26:05,440 --> 02:26:07,340 But where was the main pipe, man? 2713 02:26:07,940 --> 02:26:11,760 It's probably one of the worst pipe insertion methods we've ever witnessed here. 2714 02:26:11,820 --> 02:26:12,420 And look at this. 2715 02:26:12,840 --> 02:26:14,580 Micka Hakkinen, the McLaren, has gone. 2716 02:26:14,760 --> 02:26:20,140 Scoopity-boo-boo right on the side of the Mangaziani Plagioni. 2717 02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:26,720 Italian cylinder men have gestured over to a little fucking dump trucker. 2718 02:26:26,720 --> 02:26:30,400 And he's coming over now to pick him up and splice him back into the pit shack. 2719 02:26:30,500 --> 02:26:31,280 It's Merlot. 2720 02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:32,820 And look at that. 2721 02:26:33,880 --> 02:26:36,900 It's a real great Foster's Vodafone. 2722 02:26:37,200 --> 02:26:37,820 It's all here. 2723 02:26:37,920 --> 02:26:38,720 It's all to play for us. 2724 02:26:38,760 --> 02:26:41,300 We go to Rubensburg, Calino, on the Ferrari, on the hotboard. 2725 02:26:41,420 --> 02:26:44,840 He's in third place as he comes into the Giazzi Cantaculi, 2726 02:26:45,320 --> 02:26:47,200 just where Micka Hakkinen went fuck, fuck. 2727 02:26:47,500 --> 02:26:48,600 And look at this now. 2728 02:26:48,840 --> 02:26:51,680 It's a demonic devil driving fast. 2729 02:26:51,900 --> 02:26:54,300 I don't know where I'm going anymore. 2730 02:26:54,640 --> 02:26:57,020 I don't know where I'm going anymore. 2731 02:26:57,160 --> 02:26:58,480 I want to go home. 2732 02:26:58,720 --> 02:27:03,100 Stay with us here on 2 as we take a look back on the week that was in Karakstown. 2733 02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:03,840 Next. 2734 02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:09,100 I've got nothing to say to any of you. 2735 02:27:09,820 --> 02:27:12,200 Except, what are you doing? 2736 02:27:13,220 --> 02:27:15,960 Have you everything in order with your life? 2737 02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:20,140 Did you visit the Coliseum for inspiration yet? 2738 02:27:20,700 --> 02:27:22,500 If not, do it now. 2739 02:27:22,620 --> 02:27:22,980 Book it. 2740 02:27:23,080 --> 02:27:27,240 Ryanair have got some shitty seat sail on if you want to fly in a little plastic gooser. 2741 02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:29,260 Get yourself over there. 2742 02:27:29,260 --> 02:27:29,260 Get yourself over there. 2743 02:27:30,260 --> 02:27:32,520 And fucking see how things were. 2744 02:27:33,640 --> 02:27:36,840 After that, take a spin through the glade. 2745 02:27:37,600 --> 02:27:38,640 Tell them I sent you. 2746 02:27:38,640 --> 02:27:39,600 Ha ha ha ha! 2747 02:27:41,600 --> 02:27:43,060 Tell them I sent you. 2748 02:27:44,060 --> 02:27:52,860 And then, and only then, will they transport your old car all the way up to Ireland. 2749 02:27:54,860 --> 02:27:55,460 Ireland. 2750 02:27:57,460 --> 02:27:58,020 Ireland. 2751 02:27:59,020 --> 02:27:59,600 Together. 2752 02:28:00,520 --> 02:28:02,520 Standing tall. 2753 02:28:04,520 --> 02:28:05,240 Shoulder. 2754 02:28:05,240 --> 02:28:07,700 To shoulder. 2755 02:28:08,940 --> 02:28:12,460 Will answer Ireland's call. 2756 02:28:12,460 --> 02:28:14,520 you 2757 02:28:14,520 --> 02:28:16,580 you 2758 02:28:16,580 --> 02:28:18,640 you 2759 02:28:18,640 --> 02:28:20,700 you 2760 02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:22,760 you 2761 02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:24,820 you 2762 02:28:24,820 --> 02:28:26,880 you 2763 02:28:26,880 --> 02:28:56,860 Thank you.