1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 *music* 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 I'm driving the bus 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:20,000 To anywhere you want to go, baby 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I'm driving the bus 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:29,000 I'm driving that bus 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Don't we show? 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Yeah 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I'm driving that bus 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Don't I hear? 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Alright, here we go again 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 We're driving the bus again 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 You're on the bus again 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 We're driving the bus again 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 We're going towns again 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 We're going up and down 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 We're going up and down 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 We're driving up and down 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 On the road, on the street 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Parking meters, where we've been 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 We've got shops and we've got seats 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Take it easy, how you been? 22 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 What's the story? 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:09,000 We've got this so many seats on our bus 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,000 And I'm here, and I'm here, and I'm here 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 To the seat that's true tonight 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:41,500 I'm driving the bus, to anywhere you want to go to baby. I'm driving the bus, drive to the place you aren't really going to. Whether it's town or home or wherever that is, that is bad. 27 00:01:44,600 --> 00:02:11,800 Johnny, how are you? Not too bad, lookit. I'm on the fucking stretcher road here between Bell and Twix and Bell. And they're stopping and checking. So you best keep it home and you have no tax. I'll be the taxing. If you're the taxing, you can drive. And if you get past the checkpoint, be wary. There's another stoppage up ahead. Tell Macadam. 28 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. How are you? 29 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 30 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 31 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 32 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 33 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 35 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 36 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 37 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 39 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 40 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 41 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 42 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 43 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 44 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 45 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 46 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,400 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 47 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 48 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 49 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 50 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 51 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 52 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 53 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 54 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 55 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 56 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 57 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 58 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 59 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 60 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,800 I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. 61 00:03:50,800 --> 00:04:18,560 Staying clear. The doors are open. 62 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,560 Staying clear. The doors are open. 63 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:32,460 Staying clear. The bus driver is the thrill of the fight. 64 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:36,060 Aye, stand up to all manner of all challenges. 65 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:41,260 And the last known route that the last lad did drive. 66 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:44,920 There was a gang of young hoodlums at night. 67 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,480 Giving grief to the driver. 68 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,620 Staying clear. The doors are open. 69 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,920 Staying clear. The doors are open. 70 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:12,200 It's the I have the bus driver. It's the thrill of the fight. 71 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,400 What are we? Clap on two. 72 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,120 I have your bus driver. 73 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,120 No. 74 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,120 Whoa. Look at this. 75 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,920 Sorry. Gotta kill the tunes there for a moment. 76 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,880 Look at the state of this now. 77 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:02,760 Look at him. 78 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,100 Look at all these people. 79 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,020 There's gonna be no room on the bus for these people. 80 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,120 The purple onion is there as well. 81 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:13,680 It's a shit show. 82 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:18,400 Storm after storm after week after week. 83 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,900 Storm after storm after storm. 84 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,580 It's crazy town. 85 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,340 It's crazy town. 86 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,080 It's butterfly by the band crazy town. 87 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,020 Remember the lyrics. 88 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,420 Great lyrics to that song as well. 89 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:36,680 Come my lady. 90 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,560 Come, come my lady. 91 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,860 You're my butterfly. 92 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,000 Sugar baby. 93 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,000 Great tune. 94 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:47,980 Great times. 95 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,220 Forgotten age. 96 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:51,900 The age. 97 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,260 Of the late 90s. 98 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:56,420 Crazy times. 99 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:58,560 Oh yeah man. 100 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,440 Stand clear. 101 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:00,460 The doors are open. 102 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:00,900 No. 103 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,760 The deluge. 104 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:02,600 Begins. 105 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:03,460 Stand clear. 106 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,520 The doors are open. 107 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,200 Ronaldinho. 108 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:05,760 How are ya? 109 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:07,240 What's the story? 110 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,580 Jeremy Schnorbitz. 111 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,600 We won the whiskey last night, Jeremy. 112 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,560 You're looking a bit whiskey-fied. 113 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,580 Are you doing a bit of donating? 114 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:19,840 Macron, thank you very much. 115 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:21,840 Very nice of you. 116 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,460 Very kind of you. 117 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,940 Very astute of you. 118 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,020 24 euro. 119 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:32,080 Please, now. 120 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,060 Thank you very much, sir. 121 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:36,720 No. 122 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:40,540 Ava, thank you very much, Ava. 123 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:43,600 That's mighty. 124 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,200 That's mighty altogether. 125 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:45,800 Thank you. 126 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:52,040 This lad in now. 127 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,040 This lad in. 128 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:56,640 What does he want? 129 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,280 Orange pants. 130 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,440 Are you doing a bit of donating? 131 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,580 Sarah and James. 132 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,400 Thank you very much. 133 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:02,600 Are you doing a bit of donating? 134 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,020 Yeah. 135 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,620 Thank you very much, Sarah and James. 136 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,680 A day regular for the man with the orange pants, please. 137 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,060 620. 138 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:12,500 Good man. 139 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,300 Anybody else getting on there? 140 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:15,880 Let's have a look now. 141 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:19,140 What's the story? 142 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,200 Are you all getting on? 143 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,160 Are you waiting for another bus? 144 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,280 The sisters. 145 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,360 The sisters grim. 146 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:28,640 How are you doing? 147 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,840 How are you getting on? 148 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,480 I just served you there. 149 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,200 I think I just served you in your face. 150 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:37,940 And now you're out here. 151 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,380 That's crazy. 152 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,380 It's crazy town. 153 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,580 Do you remember the song Crazy Town? 154 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,680 By the band Butterfly, my lady. 155 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,480 An unbelievable tune, sir. 156 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,260 Get it while it's hot. 157 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,560 You can find it on the internet, I believe. 158 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,200 Look at this lad now. 159 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,760 He's going through another lad's chest. 160 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,160 You're a bit too close for comfort there, sir. 161 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,900 Your boots are getting wet as well. 162 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,580 You're trying to keep this man's back from getting wet. 163 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:09,240 As he asked you to do that. 164 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:13,560 You're not allowed to do that at the bus stop, okay? 165 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,720 You need to ask permission. 166 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:19,840 And you've got the same face as your man over here. 167 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:24,180 Face Wars. 168 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:29,700 It's a very facey afternoon at the moment. 169 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,600 I don't know if I can face it. 170 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,600 I don't know if I can face it. 171 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:35,600 I don't know if I can face it. 172 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,600 I don't know if I can face it. 173 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,600 I don't know if I can face it. 174 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 I don't know if I can face it. 175 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,600 I don't know if I can face it. 176 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,600 I don't know if I can face it. 177 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,600 I don't know if I can face it. 178 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600 I don't know if I can face it. 179 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 I don't know if I can face it. 180 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600 I don't know if I can face it. 181 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,600 I don't know if I can face it. 182 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,600 I don't know if I can face it. 183 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600 I don't know if I can face it. 184 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,600 I don't know if I can face it. 185 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,600 I don't know if I can face it. 186 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,600 I don't know if I can face it. 187 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,600 I don't know if I can face it. 188 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,600 I don't know if I can face it. 189 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,600 I don't know if I can face it. 190 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,600 I don't know if I can face it. 191 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,600 I don't know if I can face it. 192 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 I don't know if I can face it. 193 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,600 I don't know if I can face it. 194 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,600 I don't know if I can face it. 195 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,600 I don't know if I can face it. 196 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,600 I don't know if I can face it. 197 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,600 I don't know if I can face it. 198 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600 How are you getting on? 199 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,600 And now there's a few people. 200 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,600 They took a little bit of Hushlin and Harry on. 201 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,600 But they've made their way down to the bus now. 202 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,600 And now I have to board the cockpit and serve these guys. 203 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,600 How are you getting on here, Will? 204 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,600 Any crack of tour with you? 205 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,600 Want a single and a regular? 206 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,600 And that'll be... 207 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,600 Yeah, you've got the 220 and then there's a 180 and then a change and then a 180 and you're 208 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,600 You're going to be able to get your back and then you're going to be able to get your back. 209 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,600 Anybody else now want to join the party? 210 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,600 No? 211 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,600 How about this? 212 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,600 How about you just get on the side here? 213 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,600 We won't... 214 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,600 We won't bite. 215 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:52,600 Maybe they don't want to get on because of the coronavirus is spreading fast and they don't want to... 216 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600 Maybe they don't want to gather. 217 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Staying clear. 218 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,600 The doors are closing. 219 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:04,600 If you don't want to gather around in a public space then why should you bother? 220 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,600 You know? 221 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:13,600 If you're not interested in contracting coronavirus then why would you gather in a big group of people outside in the pissing rain? 222 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600 Do you know what I mean? 223 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,600 There's no pressure. 224 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,600 There's no pressure on you to gather like that. 225 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,600 But your man now... 226 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,600 The fella that was standing right behind your man... 227 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,600 That's too close. 228 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,600 That's... 229 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 You know? 230 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,600 You're invading someone's personal space. 231 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,600 His aura... 232 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600 His... 233 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,600 His 360 degree bubble... 234 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,600 Was being invaded... 235 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,600 By... 236 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,600 Who knows what he was doing. 237 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,600 Who knows what he was doing. 238 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600 Who knows what he was doing. 239 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,600 He was all arms that fella. 240 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,600 He was arming the fella in front of him. 241 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,600 He was putting his arm through his thorax and his... 242 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,600 The back of his chest. 243 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,600 The front of his back. 244 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,600 And... 245 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,600 It was just not right. 246 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,600 And... 247 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,600 I don't accept that on the bus either. 248 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600 You know? 249 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,600 Each to their own... 250 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,600 Everyone's okay in their own little zone. 251 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,600 I don't want people coming on... 252 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,600 And starting fights. 253 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,600 Putting their arms through people's thoraxes. 254 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,600 All that kind of stuff. 255 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600 It's not right. 256 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,600 And it's not on. 257 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,600 And it's a human right. 258 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,600 Even if it's no need. 259 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,600 Yeah. 260 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,600 Who be. 261 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,600 Thank you very much, Who be. 262 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,600 Who be do be do be do be. 263 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600 It's a... 264 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600 It's a... 265 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600 It's a... 266 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,600 It's a... 267 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,600 It's a... 268 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600 It's a... 269 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600 It's a rainer. 270 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,600 It's a rainer. 271 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,600 Claudio Rainieri. 272 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600 Up in the sky there. 273 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 Sent... 274 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,600 Sent down a... 275 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600 A package. 276 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 A few packages of rain. 277 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600 Look at that lad there. 278 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,600 Go on, man. 279 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,600 You should've got the bus. 280 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,600 You should've got the bus. 281 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,600 You should've got the bus. 282 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600 You should've got the bus. 283 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,600 You should've got the bus. 284 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600 You should've got the bus. 285 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600 You should've got the bus. 286 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600 You should've got the bus. 287 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Why didn't you get the bus? 288 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,600 I do have a job. 289 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,600 I have to keep the bus rolling. 290 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,600 I can't stop for everybody and laugh. 291 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,600 I can't laugh at everyone. 292 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,600 You know. 293 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,600 Potholes are okay if you go over them slowly. 294 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,600 You should've got the bus, man. 295 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,600 Hey. 296 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600 Who is this? 297 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,600 Hey. 298 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600 Who be. 299 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600 Thank you very much, Who be. 300 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600 Very, very kind to you. 301 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 And Jamie H. 302 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,600 What a remarkable situation to be in, Jamie. 303 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,600 When I've got... 304 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,600 When I've got all the backing of the best guys in town. 305 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600 I've got the Jamie's. 306 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,600 I've got the Who be's. 307 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,600 The Sarah and the Jamie's. 308 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,600 The Macrons. 309 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600 The Afer's. 310 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,600 The Afer's. 311 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,600 It's a crazy world. 312 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,600 And we're living in it. 313 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,600 And I want to make sure that we're all getting to our place safely as well. 314 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:47,600 Because I did look at the lifetime achievement statistics and 222 deaths caused by me. 315 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,600 Unfortunately, I don't see it that way. 316 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600 I see it as the bus caused those. 317 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,600 I was merely in control of the bus at the time when it happened. 318 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600 It wasn't me. 319 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,600 And the purple onion. 320 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600 The purple onion. 321 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,600 How the hell are ya? 322 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600 The purple onion. 323 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600 The purple onion. 324 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600 The purple onion. 325 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600 The purple onion. 326 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600 The purple onion. 327 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600 The purple onion. 328 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,600 You've changed colour since the days of the purple onion sting was made. 329 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,600 I hope you're okay, purple. 330 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:27,600 I hope you're all alright and you're getting on well because it's easy now to change colour like that. 331 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,600 We'll be calling you the chameleon next. 332 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600 Eh? 333 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,600 Good woman yourself. 334 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,600 How you doing voodoo? 335 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600 What's the story? 336 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 Good man. 337 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600 Good man. 338 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600 Good man. 339 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600 Good man. 340 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600 620. 341 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600 Good man. 342 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600 You got the money though. 343 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600 Good man. 344 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 Good man. 345 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 Good man. 346 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 Good man. 347 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600 Good man. 348 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 How you getting on now? 349 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 What's the story? 350 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 Eh well. 351 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600 Where you going to? 352 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600 You going somewhere dry? 353 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,600 At least you get somewhere. 354 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 You get on the bus now. 355 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600 It'll be dry for the next few minutes. 356 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,600 Eh? 357 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600 That's it. 358 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600 That's it. 359 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600 That is all. 360 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,600 That is all that matters. 361 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,600 Now. 362 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 220 please. 363 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 Good man yourself. 364 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600 You've got the change. 365 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600 You've got the change. 366 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600 You've got the manners. 367 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600 You've got everything. 368 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,600 You've got it all. 369 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600 Well. 370 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,600 The book in. 371 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,600 What's the story? 372 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600 Single senior for ya. 373 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600 No problemo. 374 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600 Let's do this. 375 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:18,600 Hey don't a business donating. 376 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,600 Let's do this. 377 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600 And Janie. 378 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,600 Janie Aliashki. 379 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600 Thank you very much. 380 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600 Janie Aliashki. 381 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:23,600 Dear rider for Tyler Roberts and me. 382 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600 Thank you very much. 383 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,600 Great great great great great great results. 384 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600 There last night. 385 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 No. 386 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,600 Yesterday afternoon. 387 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 Great results. 388 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:29,600 Keep going on on on. 389 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Keep going on on on on. 390 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600 Keep going on on on on. 391 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Ten games left now. 392 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600 Six at home. 393 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,600 If I can win the six. 394 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600 Should be there. 395 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600 Promised land. 396 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600 You know. 397 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:37,600 Promised land. 398 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,600 You've got to keep the faith. 399 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,420 Great, great, great result there last night. 400 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,520 Yesterday afternoon. 401 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,380 Great results. 402 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,200 Keep going on, on, on. 403 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:47,960 Keep going on, on, on. 404 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,080 Ten games left now. 405 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:49,840 Six at home. 406 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,640 If I can win the six, should be there. 407 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:53,720 Promised land, you know. 408 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,480 Promised land. 409 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,840 You've got to keep the faith. 410 00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,480 And I had Bon Jovi on the bus the last day, and he was crying. 411 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,300 I said, John, keep the faith, man. 412 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,520 And he looked up and he said, 413 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,000 You're fucking right, Tammy. 414 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,660 And he's playing gigs now. 415 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,540 He's doing more gigs than he's ever done. 416 00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:17,740 And a senior. 417 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,560 And a senior one for the lady. 418 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,060 That's why the lady takes the bus. 419 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,200 That's great stuff now. 420 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,480 Thank you very much, Janie. 421 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,620 Janie. 422 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,760 And CoronaV as well. 423 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,520 That's my head. 424 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,240 Hopefully now you're all okay and you're all... 425 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,400 Someone needs to get off here now. 426 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,360 Fucking hell. 427 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,180 Hopefully you're not... 428 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,200 Hopefully you're not like these clowns here. 429 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,120 Run away, lads. 430 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,620 The CoronaVirus is coming for you. 431 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,960 Now we have to... 432 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,360 This is illegal, this move. 433 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440 But I do it anyway because I'm a good... 434 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,260 I'm a good egg. 435 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:58,780 And there's the purple. 436 00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,740 There she goes. 437 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:00,960 See you later. 438 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,380 Get on that curbstone. 439 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,200 Good woman. 440 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,340 There she goes. 441 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,200 The purple onion. 442 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,460 She's a good stock, the purple onion. 443 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,860 She's a great, great, great, great, great old lady. 444 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,600 CoronaV. 445 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,780 Thank you very much for your kind heart tip there. 446 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,380 I hope you're getting on well. 447 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,480 And you're having a lovely non-Coronavirus... 448 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,340 Day. 449 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,040 Oh, we've got the hazards on. 450 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,440 We call me the Duke of Hazard next. 451 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:34,840 Now. 452 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,260 That's the start. 453 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600 Onto the curb there. 454 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,920 Not a nice move at all. 455 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:43,740 And look at that. 456 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,420 That's what you want. 457 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,280 That's the kind of busing we're doing today. 458 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,220 That's who I am. 459 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,960 That's what we're about. 460 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,740 That's what we're all about here. 461 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:55,720 Now. 462 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:57,880 Let's hit this. 463 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,260 Let's hit this straight. 464 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,220 And take it on. 465 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:01,820 Head first. 466 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,760 To head forward and back. 467 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,700 Head first to head forward. 468 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,760 Remember that tune? 469 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,140 By the main liners. 470 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,660 Or was it the frame liners? 471 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:17,100 Or I got it wrong now with the bin liners. 472 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:18,980 Jerry Mudbucket. 473 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,340 And the bin liners. 474 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,940 Head first to head forward. 475 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,540 I'm going head first to head forward. 476 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,420 Through the village of Shroom. 477 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:36,300 I got a pound in the back pocket. 478 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,220 I'm going to drink pints real cool. 479 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,600 I'm going head first. 480 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,240 To head forward. 481 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,420 I'm going head first. 482 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,040 To head forward. 483 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,720 What a tune. 484 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,620 Never really made it as big as he could have gone. 485 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,880 He could have got a lot bigger. 486 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,680 If he had gone to the states. 487 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,140 They would have fucking loved him. 488 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,560 They would have loved him. 489 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,240 The mud basket. 490 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,920 And they called him the mud bucket. 491 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,280 And I tell you. 492 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,480 He was a dirty man. 493 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,040 He always had dirt under the fingernails. 494 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,200 What's the story with the purple onion? 495 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,780 You're back again for more pain. 496 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,600 The purple onion. 497 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,880 Thank you very much vegan for your kind hearted tip there. 498 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,840 But we went to see Jerry Mudbucket. 499 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,640 And the bin liners there. 500 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,380 In the TF. 501 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,980 It was the reunion tour they did in 1995. 502 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,720 And it was fan-fickin-tastic. 503 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:44,500 He came out throwing fucking mud and rubbish around the place. 504 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:44,920 Again. 505 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,060 Yes, again. 506 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:47,980 Mud by name. 507 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,540 Mud by nature. 508 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:51,380 Lunatic. 509 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,400 Good man yourself with the right change. 510 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,000 How you doing black eyed peas? 511 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:57,820 What's the story? 512 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,900 Did you get your eyes seen to yet? 513 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:01,980 Huh? 514 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,060 You should get down to the optician. 515 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,980 That lad with the umbrellas just changed his mind. 516 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,960 He's decided to turn away. 517 00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,300 Get those eyes seen to you. 518 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:11,720 Good man. 519 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:11,900 Because they... 520 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,360 Are you eating your carrots? 521 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,080 But man... 522 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,060 If I had eyes like yours now, I'd be eating a pound of carrots a day. 523 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,660 And that's... 524 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,320 And that's coming from a man who really likes his carrots. 525 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,180 Do you get me? 526 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:28,560 Now. 527 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,080 We'll stick you down for a day regular. 528 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,660 How about that? 529 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,580 And we'll give you two of those. 530 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:33,860 Huh? 531 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,640 12.40 please. 532 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:36,880 Do you have the right change? 533 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,860 If you got the right change... 534 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,660 We're in business. 535 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,740 It's a business. 536 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,200 This is a business, this person. 537 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:43,800 She's gone. 538 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,520 She changed the mind. 539 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,340 Purple onion too. 540 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,480 Onion... 541 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,600 Oh, she's back again! 542 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,060 The purple onion. 543 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,060 Crazy world. 544 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,520 This is a crazy world we're fucking living in. 545 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,120 Beam team. 546 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,940 Thank you very much, beam team. 547 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,280 Very, very, very kind of you. 548 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,420 And I hope you're doing well. 549 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,220 And you're having a nice old Sunday. 550 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,280 Not caught out in the rain here like these cats. 551 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,060 It's a shame when the rain hits. 552 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:16,880 But it's... 553 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880 You know, it's... 554 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,360 That's the winter for you. 555 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,600 We've only a month left of winter. 556 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,420 And then the... 557 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,100 The springtime... 558 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,340 Shtiqal, thank you very much. 559 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,620 The springtime is going to hit. 560 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,560 Like a ten ton weight. 561 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,200 I hope. 562 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,040 March can be a deceptive one as well, you know. 563 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,280 You've got... 564 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,040 Look at this lad. 565 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,400 Nervous. 566 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,780 Nervous naris down there. 567 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:49,240 scratching the head. Vegan virus, thank you very much. You remember the beach from the 568 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:54,980 east there a few, a couple of years ago it was, that was March, mid-March. And you also, 569 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,440 you get to Paddy's day and it's like, it can either be one way, it can be like this outside 570 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:07,980 now, absolutely teaming though. Or, you know yourself, thoraxial invasion, thank you very 571 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:15,700 much. You know yourself, it could be a nice pleasant one as well and it's either or. It 572 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:22,880 is either or. And I think the Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, he was saying there, I seen him 573 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:29,240 uptown the last day, he was asking for you. Punxsutawney Phil. Thrill McGill, thank you very much, Thrill McGill. 574 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:37,580 He was saying to me that the weatherman is blowing shite. And I said, go away, you're only a groundhog. 575 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:45,300 How are you even over here? You should be in the States. I don't have a busy donat'n. 576 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:52,300 Sandra Joyce, thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Jesus. Thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Jesus, we hit a pothole there. Big time shenanigans with the potholes. The council are not doing their jabs either. You know. Jam Bon Jovi, how are you? Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 577 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:58,060 Thank you very much Sandra Joyce. 578 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,340 We hit a pothole there. 579 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,660 Big time shenanigans with the potholes. 580 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,060 The council are not doing their jabs either. 581 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,360 Jam Bon Jovi. 582 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:10,920 How are you? 583 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,680 Thank you very much. 584 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,180 Thank you very much. 585 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,020 Really kind of y'all. 586 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,160 I hope you're all doing well. 587 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,100 Feels like spring here in Western Canada. 588 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:22,840 It says Drew. 589 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,220 Drew Monteith. 590 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,320 How are you Drew Monteith? 591 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,760 This lad now. 592 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,800 He's no jacket on him. 593 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,300 He's soaked to the bone. 594 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:36,960 You must be soaked to the bone. 595 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:37,880 Eh? 596 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,020 Get yourself a jacket. 597 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:40,980 Look at the purple there. 598 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,240 400 metre dash. 599 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,040 Again hell. 600 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,060 There's a lot of ye purples on the bus today. 601 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,920 I don't mind. 602 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,900 I wouldn't discriminate. 603 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,180 Doesn't matter what. 604 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,100 Colour jumper you're wearing. 605 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,780 And a regular and a one for the bucking and the orange. 606 00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:59,800 The daft orange pants. 607 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:00,860 Thank you very much. 608 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,480 Good man yourself. 609 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,520 Thank you very much. 610 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,660 Two, four, six. 611 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:04,240 And then a one. 612 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,260 And then a fifty. 613 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,080 Six, seventy. 614 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,180 Good man yourself. 615 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:08,040 Thank you very much. 616 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,540 How are you getting on beige power snip? 617 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,260 What's the story? 618 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,200 You want a weak senior? 619 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:13,180 Yeah. 620 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,140 Will you be around next week? 621 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,640 Because I'll be seeing you. 622 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,740 Just a bit of light hearted. 623 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,060 Nothing meant by that. 624 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,220 Please don't report me. 625 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,420 Now a weak and a senior and a one for you. 626 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:33,480 And that'll be 24 euro on the button. 627 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,400 If you have it. 628 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:35,060 Good woman. 629 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,180 Two for a six to you. 630 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,320 Wish you luck. 631 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,320 What's the story? 632 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:40,840 You need a jacket in the daylight today. 633 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,500 You'll get soaked. 634 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,240 Lot of, lot of people. 635 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,360 We're getting flashed. 636 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:45,920 Whee! 637 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,140 I can't see who it is. 638 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:50,960 But we got flashed. 639 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,140 It's a great little fleet. 640 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:53,600 Isn't it? 641 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,720 They're always keeping an eye out. 642 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,620 They're always saying hello. 643 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,120 It's how you doing. 644 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,220 Checking in on you. 645 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,300 Making sure you're okay. 646 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:00,940 Like you know. 647 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,520 Print that off for your man. 648 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,640 And Johnny Orange. 649 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,400 You're back again. 650 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,960 What's the story? 651 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,920 And a single regulation for you. 652 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,080 And a print. 653 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,160 And a 780 change. 654 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,800 Change return to you. 655 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:20,300 Good man yourself. 656 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,740 Steigen clear. 657 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,960 The doors are closing. 658 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,060 Steigen clear. 659 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,260 The doors are closing. 660 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,640 Lovely stuff. 661 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,000 The fleet is growing by the day. 662 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,600 Too many buses on the roads now. 663 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,680 Look at these cats here. 664 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,560 Umbrellas. 665 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:43,820 At the ready. 666 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:45,320 Potholes on the road. 667 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,860 The council doing feck all. 668 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:48,440 Do you know. 669 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,920 And there's no government for a while. 670 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:50,780 There's still no government. 671 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,960 There won't be a government for a while. 672 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:52,260 I tell. 673 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,640 And they're up in arms. 674 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:54,980 Doing. 675 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:55,660 Decide. 676 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:56,760 Making dodgy deals. 677 00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,800 And stuff like that. 678 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,020 Telling you. 679 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,820 There's deals to be made out in the roads boys. 680 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,700 You're not fixing them. 681 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:03,540 You know. 682 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,080 I don't care. 683 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,560 Whether you're. 684 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,080 Shin Fein in the membrane. 685 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:07,700 Feen a Gale. 686 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,360 In the Gale. 687 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:10,980 In. 688 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:11,740 Off the rails. 689 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:12,940 Or. 690 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,320 Feen a Fail. 691 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,520 Feen a Failures. 692 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:17,740 Or Greens. 693 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,300 Or whatever. 694 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,080 Independence. 695 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,080 Get out. 696 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:21,360 The fucking road. 697 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,520 With a bucket and a spade. 698 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,040 And start filling those bad boys in. 699 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:24,320 Because. 700 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,120 My suspension bills. 701 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:27,960 Are through the roof. 702 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:28,360 Tell you. 703 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,680 I need suspension myself. 704 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,540 Fitted to my own. 705 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,200 Body. 706 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:31,600 Because. 707 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,820 Every time I get a bill. 708 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,560 In the post. 709 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,240 I fall over. 710 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,560 I have no VHI. 711 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,760 Huh. 712 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,080 No VHI for me. 713 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,560 You should be. 714 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,040 We. 715 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,460 We should be getting free healthcare. 716 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:46,780 How come those fuckers over the water. 717 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,680 Have the free healthcare. 718 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:48,320 And we don't. 719 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,160 You need to get on it now. 720 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:52,260 Disgusting. 721 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,260 Disgusting. 722 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:03,620 See I. 723 00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:04,900 I don't know what that is. 724 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,360 I have some. 725 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,280 A little schwamp. 726 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,320 Schwamp in the throat. 727 00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:08,840 I don't want to get. 728 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,520 I know how you go and get that scene. 729 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:10,880 That's. 730 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,460 Even if I get it checked. 731 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,220 Even if I go to the doctor. 732 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:14,980 Just for a look. 733 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,000 50 quid. 734 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:17,780 Bam. 735 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:18,700 Gone. 736 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,700 See you later. 737 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:21,840 Even if it was nothing. 738 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,160 I once went to the doctor. 739 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,220 For God's honest now. 740 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,880 I had the salt throat. 741 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,680 He told me to go home. 742 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,280 And gargle salt water. 743 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,260 And he thick and charged me 50 euro. 744 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,380 For that information. 745 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:36,760 Can you. 746 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,460 Can you believe that? 747 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:44,460 Get out the way. 748 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:44,460 Get out the way. 749 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,120 Oh man. 750 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,820 Too many. 751 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,880 Too many people on this bus now today. 752 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,280 Out in Westfield. 753 00:27:59,380 --> 00:27:59,980 Bones and gravy. 754 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,160 Bones and gravy. 755 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 Thank you very much. 756 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,660 Bones. 757 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840 Bones and gravy. 758 00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,300 That's very very kind of you. 759 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,940 Duration single. 760 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,740 The black eyed peas is back again. 761 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:12,240 How are you? 762 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,480 Your brother was just on before you. 763 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,980 He's got a couple of tickets in the pocket himself. 764 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,920 We're going to have to do a little check for scum here as well. 765 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:22,520 Spoon. 766 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:23,920 Thanks very much Spoon. 767 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:23,980 Spoon. 768 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,360 You're going to be donating. 769 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:24,780 Yeah. 770 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:26,580 Very kind of you. 771 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,380 I hope you're doing well. 772 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:29,840 Two forces. 773 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,100 A seven and an eight and a nine and a ten and an eleven and a two. 774 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:33,820 How are you? 775 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,140 And that's a senior single. 776 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,340 Quantity is true. 777 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,700 Colonel. 778 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,180 What's the story, Colonel? 779 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,820 Thank you very much, sir. 780 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,700 It's very kind of you. 781 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,380 I can see the message. 782 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:03,460 I can read it. 783 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,220 But if I say it, it's like it's going to jinx. 784 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,260 It's a steer chicken. 785 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,360 Thank you very much as well, steer chicken. 786 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,700 A chicken on the stairs. 787 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,480 Chicken on the staircase on Netflix. 788 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,720 No. 789 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:19,640 There you go. 790 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,200 Are you doing a business donating? 791 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:26,180 Vegan. 792 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,120 Are you doing a business donating? 793 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,920 Thank you very much, vegan. 794 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,360 That's mine. 795 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:36,020 A lot of vegan style messages going on there in the tips. 796 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,520 The tips, the chips. 797 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,160 Next stop the Westfield. 798 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,680 That's another suspension jab, like, you know. 799 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:46,140 Where are you? 800 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,380 Mew County Council. 801 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,740 Where are you when we need you, like? 802 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:53,780 That's the Westfield corn silo now, everybody. 803 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,320 Westfield corn silo. 804 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,740 If you need to get off the corn, the crack of corn, you can get off you. 805 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,100 That's fantastic stuff. 806 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,220 That's fantastic stuff. 807 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,220 And the level crossing is in operation as well. 808 00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,660 It's a busy, busy day. 809 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:19,760 And I just, I don't know how we're going to get through it, to be honest. 810 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,020 Now, some days that's the way it goes. 811 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:22,880 You know, it starts off. 812 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,540 It's very busy. 813 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,620 Some days you'll be glad of the busy days as well, though, because the time, you know, you're working. 814 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:33,020 And if you've got a lot of work to do, the time flies by. 815 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:36,040 So you have no worry, you have no worry about the time flying. 816 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,260 It's about the work getting done then. 817 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,540 But there's the days then when there's the heck all going on. 818 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240 And you might have to pretend to work. 819 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,680 Or pretend to be doing something like, you know. 820 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:57,380 But as I said, since I started driving the bus, it's an easy job to have, even if there's little work to be doing. 821 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:04,600 You've always the route to be driven, even if there's not enough persons getting on the bus itself. 822 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:10,540 Where I would worry now is, where is the company going? 823 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:19,560 You know, there was a lot of great revenue from the numerous routes that I'd placed down there last year, throughout the past year. 824 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,200 And, unfortunately, there's been a lot of court cases. 825 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,580 A lot indicating on my drive. 826 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,800 There's been a lot of prosecutions. 827 00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,880 There's been too many tribunals. 828 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,720 There's been a lot of requests, you know. 829 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,600 An indecent amount of inquiries. 830 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,720 And, uh... 831 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,720 But... 832 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,160 I'm still driving, you know. 833 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,140 Like I said, it's hard to keep a good thing down. 834 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,880 I think the community has my back, and my support. 835 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,080 And... 836 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,660 That's what I said as well, you know. 837 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,220 That's what I said when it mattered. 838 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,380 Lovely stuff now. 839 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,680 Lovely SUV there. 840 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:04,940 What's that? 841 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,160 A crash trail or something. 842 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,880 They're getting more and more popular now, the big cars. 843 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:10,480 You know. 844 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,440 Nobody wants to drive a little car anymore. 845 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,500 They want to drive a big... 846 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,200 Big car. 847 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,460 They want to be Billy Big Bollocks. 848 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,940 Driving around in the new car. 849 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,720 In the... 850 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,400 In the... 851 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,820 It's a... 852 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:21,120 You know. 853 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:21,780 It's a... 854 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:22,020 It's a... 855 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:22,260 It's a... 856 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:22,520 It's a... 857 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,020 It's a... 858 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:23,280 It's a... 859 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,020 Whatchamacallit. 860 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,240 It's the land cruisers. 861 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,120 And the feckin'... 862 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,800 The land rovers. 863 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,020 And the range rovers. 864 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,500 And the pick-me-up trucks. 865 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,020 And the... 866 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:33,520 Ah! 867 00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:34,180 Stop. 868 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,340 Stop the lights. 869 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,380 See in this. 870 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560 Council needs to sort that out. 871 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,800 There's water on the road back there. 872 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,280 Coming out the road. 873 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,580 I... 874 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,440 I was down... 875 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,140 Um... 876 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:49,280 Just a mile outside Ballantwix the last day now. 877 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,180 There was water coming out the road there as well. 878 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,660 Someone needs to fix the pumps or something like that. 879 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,460 There's water coming down from the hills. 880 00:32:58,820 --> 00:32:59,740 Flown into the sea. 881 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,240 And, uh... 882 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,280 There's more there as well. 883 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,140 We just drove over it. 884 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,720 I'll stop the next time I see it so I can show you a close-up. 885 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,620 But water coming right from under the thermic atom. 886 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,120 It's a strange... 887 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,720 Phenomenon. 888 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,640 If you could call it that. 889 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,880 The pipes must be bullshit. 890 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,440 You know. 891 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:28,440 And you do... 892 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,280 I often stop and think about the kettle as well, you know. 893 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,620 How are the kettle... 894 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,640 Getting on in this weather. 895 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,580 You know, they get on with it. 896 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,780 They get on with it. 897 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,620 The poor creatures have been... 898 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,680 Imprisoned. 899 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:42,680 They've been... 900 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,560 You know, put in a field. 901 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,000 Fed the best grass. 902 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,080 Oh. 903 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,680 Best of grass. 904 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,260 But they don't know... 905 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:53,320 They don't know what awaits them. 906 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,180 They don't know what awaits them. 907 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,820 And that's the sad thing. 908 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:57,680 They're... 909 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,240 Aren't they... 910 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,540 Aren't they beautiful creatures? 911 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,000 Not a bad word to say about anyone. 912 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,660 They don't... 913 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:09,660 They don't... 914 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,460 Attack. 915 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:12,600 They... 916 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,280 They don't... 917 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,640 You know, unless they're threatened. 918 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,000 And then they'll attack. 919 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,220 They... 920 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,560 Keep to themselves. 921 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,100 They eat grass. 922 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,380 They don't eat other animals. 923 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,080 And... 924 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,220 They're... 925 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,100 They're big beasts. 926 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,260 They're big beasts. 927 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,140 But I... 928 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:34,700 It's strange as well, you know. 929 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:35,840 I know all this stuff. 930 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,800 And I think about it. 931 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,080 Then I... 932 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,440 I demolish a steak. 933 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:41,480 On the plate. 934 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,540 You slab a steak down on that plate. 935 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,440 I'll demolish that. 936 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:45,880 Rare. 937 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,720 Medium rare. 938 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:48,660 Well cooked. 939 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:49,940 Crisped. 940 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:50,540 Burnt. 941 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:51,720 I... 942 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,300 Don't... 943 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,880 Give a monkey's ass. 944 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,540 I'd eat a steak and a heartbeat. 945 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,060 Yet I feel sorry for them. 946 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,620 There's a disconnect, isn't there? 947 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,740 Normalized, actually. 948 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:09,420 You know, you walk... 949 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,020 You walk past the butchers or... 950 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,300 The big... 951 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,480 The meat... 952 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,000 The meat stand in the supermarket. 953 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,940 You don't think about it. 954 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:17,300 You don't... 955 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,760 You don't think about the creature with the eyes and... 956 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,360 And the... 957 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,740 The sounds, like, you know. 958 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,200 So, I don't know. 959 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:27,780 I... 960 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,880 I tried to give up the meat there for a while. 961 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,680 Felt okay, like, you know. 962 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,320 But then... 963 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,380 Oh, I was faced with some sausages there a few days back. 964 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,380 And I... 965 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:39,480 I had to take the sausages downtown. 966 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:41,980 And by that... 967 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,300 I... 968 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,000 Bord Nemona. 969 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,640 Thank you very much, Bord Nemona. 970 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,340 Thank you very much. 971 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,060 Funeral speech was a masterpiece. 972 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:52,420 Oh, thank you very much. 973 00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:55,700 Hopefully there'll be no more of those... 974 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,660 Today, because... 975 00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:56,940 Ah! 976 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,280 Because I'm... 977 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,440 Bloody well sick of them. 978 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:05,920 And it's not... 979 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,660 It's not nice when you've been... 980 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,920 You've had a pout in that funeral as well, like, you know. 981 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,320 You've had a pout to play in the making of it. 982 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,900 As well as a pout to play in... 983 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,020 And delivering a great, great speech. 984 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,000 And... 985 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,540 That's what everybody wants. 986 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,080 That's one of those. 987 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:24,940 You need to... 988 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,320 You need to raise the vote. 989 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,800 So I always make sure to try and... 990 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,600 You know, lift the spirits... 991 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600 You know, lift the spirits... 992 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,260 Of those who have gathered. 993 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,600 And, you know... 994 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,560 Refresh their memory and let them... 995 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,600 Remind them that, you know, that's... 996 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,160 There's still good stuff going on out there. 997 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,920 Like, you know, there's happy times ahead. 998 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,640 You know, there's Cheltenham. 999 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,140 Cheltenham's coming up. 1000 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,240 It's Paris, eh? 1001 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,120 Although... 1002 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,200 That could be a washout now with the coronavirus. 1003 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:02,620 Oh, yeah, man. 1004 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,120 I think they should stick that coronavirus up their hole, to be honest, because... 1005 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,120 If it's gonna... 1006 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,740 If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. 1007 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,500 You can't stop a whole day of drink. 1008 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 The feast of pints, like... 1009 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,280 The feed of drink. 1010 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,000 The out... 1011 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,060 The outer drink. 1012 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:24,940 Oh, here, kid. 1013 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,160 That's the story. 1014 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,920 There was a nice bit of flashage there. 1015 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:31,220 It's the Ivaco. 1016 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,400 Ivaco the Terrible. 1017 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,040 How are you doing? 1018 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:35,760 Good man yourself. 1019 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,100 See you later. 1020 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,560 And that's a lovely situation, that one. 1021 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,340 That's a CNG. 1022 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,980 We had to get them now, those CNG ones, in, because of the... 1023 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,440 The Green Police. 1024 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,820 The carbon datas. 1025 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:50,980 The carbon dated... 1026 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,820 Carbon neutralizations. 1027 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,040 Neutralize the amount of carbon your footprint has taken up. 1028 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,180 I said, look at the footprint I have. 1029 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:04,620 Look at the... 1030 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,960 That's my footprint right there. 1031 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,540 And there's... 1032 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:09,980 There's zero carbon emissions out of these bad boys. 1033 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,260 The only thing you're going to witness out of these... 1034 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:16,020 Is pure magic. 1035 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,560 Whether it's acceleration, brake... 1036 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,100 Or clutch. 1037 00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:24,660 These babies can take anything. 1038 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:26,100 Also the... 1039 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,660 The pedals I'm dealing with down there now. 1040 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,800 They're stainless steel. 1041 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,920 They're stainless steel. 1042 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,200 And they've got some... 1043 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,220 They've got a few rubbery grips on them as well. 1044 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,320 So the... 1045 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:38,640 There's... 1046 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,200 There's a nice bit of grippage between the soul of the piss flicker. 1047 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,240 And then the face of the pedal as well. 1048 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,880 It's a great combination. 1049 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,540 And one that I really recommend to any... 1050 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:51,160 Burgeoning... 1051 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,780 Bus drivers out there. 1052 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,540 Get involved in it. 1053 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,180 It's a fantastic situation. 1054 00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,260 All the best. 1055 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,820 All the best. 1056 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:01,420 All the best. 1057 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:01,980 It's your boss. 1058 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,580 It's boss or bust. 1059 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,120 That's what they say. 1060 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,440 Why... 1061 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,260 Why stress sucks lol? 1062 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,200 Says Sarah there. 1063 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,320 Hey, here. 1064 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:21,960 Don't mark the sack, Sarah. 1065 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,240 Don't mark the sack. 1066 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,300 Because you need to have... 1067 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,840 You need to have the... 1068 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,600 The style going as well, you know. 1069 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,100 Between... 1070 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,760 Between boot cut and shoe... 1071 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,040 Lies an area which is... 1072 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,560 Very neglected sometimes by... 1073 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,520 The people out there in the fashion world. 1074 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:43,720 And... 1075 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,560 You need... 1076 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,300 You need to really sock up well. 1077 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,360 Sock up or sock out, lads. 1078 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,640 It's as easy as that. 1079 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,300 You don't want to get caught out wearing shit socks. 1080 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,280 Because it's happening. 1081 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,060 It's not nice. 1082 00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,160 Day... 1083 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,700 Day senior to this gentleman. 1084 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,980 I doubt he'll be seeing many other days. 1085 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,580 The look on him. 1086 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:07,940 He looks like he's a... 1087 00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:10,560 He looks like he's fond of a sup. 1088 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,960 But aren't we all? 1089 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:17,540 Isn't it amazing how some people can be fond of the sup? 1090 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,400 And they can really pull it off and do a good job. 1091 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,380 And they've got a... 1092 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,980 They've got a great face. 1093 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,160 And other people... 1094 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,380 They might not be a... 1095 00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:29,320 They might not be big time... 1096 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,380 Sup mechanics. 1097 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,620 Picked up the garbage there that you sat on. 1098 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,200 You... 1099 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,740 You dirty old trout. 1100 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,740 I've never called a man a trout before. 1101 00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,620 Or even a passenger. 1102 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,240 I don't believe in that. 1103 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,300 I'm doing that too either. 1104 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,240 Because it's not nice. 1105 00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,380 Somebody sits on a piece of rubbish. 1106 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:46,500 Doesn't pick it up. 1107 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,360 You're gonna get trouted. 1108 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:50,340 How are you getting on there now? 1109 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,180 What are you doing you? 1110 00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:52,900 What's with the hell? 1111 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:53,580 Huh? 1112 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,780 You need to sort that out. 1113 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,680 Maybe you can go to the hell dresses and get some... 1114 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,520 Get a bottle of juice for men or something. 1115 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,040 He needs a shape up down the back as well. 1116 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:05,280 Look. 1117 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,320 He's got a little rat's tail down the back. 1118 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,900 How are you getting on, rat? 1119 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:10,780 It's a story. 1120 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,680 You were the ticket, good man yourself. 1121 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,300 Another Starbucks. 1122 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,400 Starpricks. 1123 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:22,400 Any... 1124 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,120 Anybody in without a ticket, you're getting... 1125 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,140 You're getting done. 1126 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:26,820 Purple. 1127 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:29,080 Good man yourself, purple onion. 1128 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,520 The purple onion. 1129 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,680 This is like a phone here trying to take another picture. 1130 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,140 Are you there? 1131 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,400 We're gonna be evolving into a... 1132 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,820 We're gonna have arched backs. 1133 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,960 Curved backs now. 1134 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:46,360 Do you know? 1135 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,660 Because of the phones like this. 1136 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,640 We're gonna be evolving into gremlin-like status like this. 1137 00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:05,080 Won't even be moving the head to look at... 1138 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,180 See, you're saying something to me there when I'm on the phone. 1139 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,580 This is what you get out of the people nowadays. 1140 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,200 Like this. 1141 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,860 See, you just said something to me. 1142 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,480 I'll go like this. 1143 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,980 Don't even bother my arse trying to make it. 1144 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,260 Isn't that sad? 1145 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:23,960 People are gonna have a lot... 1146 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,740 Surprise, there's not a big influx into the A&E with stiff necks and... 1147 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:30,220 Feckin' square eyes. 1148 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:32,760 Alright. 1149 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,680 Portrait... 1150 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:35,800 Portrait... 1151 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,940 Portrait-shaped eyes. 1152 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,440 Because phones are not square. 1153 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,760 Used to be square with the telly. 1154 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,600 Now it's a kind of 16-9 job landscape mode. 1155 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,820 And they're buying phones that are like tablets as well. 1156 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,760 The drugs... 1157 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,620 The drugs... 1158 00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,980 They used to be addicted to tablets. 1159 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,220 They used to be taking tablets. 1160 00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:03,260 And now they're on the tablets. 1161 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:04,300 Eh? 1162 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,880 Isn't that a mind warp? 1163 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,840 Isn't that a mind warp altogether? 1164 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,040 The tablet is... 1165 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,500 It's the new drug. 1166 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:16,880 It's the new drug. 1167 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,400 Check for scum. 1168 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,000 Thank you very much for your tip there. 1169 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,640 Check for scum. 1170 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,540 I did. 1171 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,280 And it yielded 0% scum to sound ratio. 1172 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,100 That's okay. 1173 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,100 Thank you very much for your tip. 1174 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,500 And is this a stop that I am meant to be stopping on? 1175 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:38,360 I am not so sure. 1176 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,860 Donate. 1177 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:42,680 *starts to play* 1178 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,620 Dylan, thank you very much Dylan. 1179 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,620 *starts to play* 1180 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,620 Dylan... 1181 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,480 Now, Chino's. 1182 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,480 The Mancino. 1183 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,940 And then, what off? What off? What off? What off? What off? 1184 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:04,040 *starts to play* 1185 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,040 Spice bag. 1186 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,100 And that's an amazing- six fair dodgers! 1187 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,100 You're joking! 1188 00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:14,100 Scumbags! 1189 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,720 And spicy bag, thank you very much for your tip there. 1190 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,100 And Dylan's net- Dylan, thank you very much. 1191 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,100 *starts to play* 1192 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100 *starts to play* 1193 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,100 *starts to play* 1194 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,100 Joey, Joey Waldron. 1195 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:31,100 Joey bloody Waldron, how are ya? Thank you very much. 1196 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,100 You're very kind, the latter, ya. 1197 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:37,100 *starts to play* 1198 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:40,860 It almost bring a tear to the eye. 1199 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,940 You don't have a bit of donating. 1200 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,540 You don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 1201 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,660 Jean Bootcut. 1202 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,760 Thank you very much. 1203 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,140 I hope you're doing well. 1204 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,260 And that life is... 1205 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:57,160 Is going nicer than the weather outside. 1206 00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,720 Storm Jorge, the last day. Did you hear him? 1207 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,940 Would they ever give us a rest? 1208 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:09,380 Would the storms just give us a rest for one feckin' week? 1209 00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,440 They've my head wrecked. They've the roads flooded. 1210 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,940 I don't know what we did to deserve this week anyway. 1211 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,140 The coronavirus made landfall. 1212 00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,960 And then Storm Jorge. 1213 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,840 Was blowing everyone off the west coast of the country. 1214 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:38,380 Insanity. 1215 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:39,260 And it's only... 1216 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:43,320 It's only gonna get windier and more windswept as the week goes along. 1217 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,340 I've seen it on Metaaren forecast the last day. 1218 00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:49,560 So it'd be well to keep on a Mac in a sack. 1219 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,040 Forget the MacBook Pro. 1220 00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,300 Get on the Mac Jacket Pro. 1221 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:55,340 Eh? 1222 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,840 Get yourself down to... 1223 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,900 Eh? 1224 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,640 Your local footwear and drapery enthusiast. 1225 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,240 And ask him for the most robust and rugged rain jacket. 1226 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,920 Money can purchase. 1227 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,140 Stick it on you then. 1228 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,300 And eh... 1229 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,360 Face brave the weather with that. 1230 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,740 Umbrella be no use to you as well. 1231 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,780 You've seen the lads down in Galway and Salt Hill. 1232 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,720 The umbrella doesn't work in Salt Hill. 1233 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,900 Because the rain is coming up at you as well. 1234 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,620 You'd be able to... 1235 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,260 You need an umbrella for the top. 1236 00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:31,760 One for them. 1237 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,820 And another two for the side. 1238 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:33,920 And then one in front and one back. 1239 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,840 You basically need to be inside a big bloody ball. 1240 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,160 But I wouldn't do that in Salt Hill either. 1241 00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,640 Because you'd get blown away. 1242 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,900 You'd get blown away in a bloody ball out to sea. 1243 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,120 And then... 1244 00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:52,120 I'd feel really bad then about that as well because... 1245 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,060 It was me that told you to do it. 1246 00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:54,780 You know? 1247 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,220 So I'm not coming... 1248 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,540 I'm not listening to me now. 1249 00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,260 I want to reiterate this. 1250 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:04,340 Nobody gets inside a ball out in Salt Hill. 1251 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:06,140 Okay. 1252 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,700 I'm not telling you to do that. 1253 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,420 You've got to be careful because people take you seriously like you know. 1254 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,620 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1255 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,380 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1256 00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:21,160 He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1257 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,940 Tommy's driving that bus and he's driving it nice. 1258 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,600 Heading to the roundabout. 1259 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,700 He's hitting it nice. 1260 00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,340 Take the second left turn. 1261 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,500 He's driving it nice. 1262 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,160 Singles at the right turn. 1263 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,260 Driving it nice. 1264 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,960 Singles at the left turn. 1265 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,100 He's driving it nice. 1266 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,100 He's driving it nice. 1267 00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,100 He's looking at the air cruising through your towel. 1268 00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,100 He's looking at the front door. 1269 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,100 He's looking at the front door. 1270 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,100 He's looking at the front door. 1271 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,100 He's looking at the front door. 1272 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,100 He's looking at the front door. 1273 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100 He's looking at the front door. 1274 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,100 He's looking at the front door. 1275 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100 He's looking at the front door. 1276 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,100 He's looking at the front door. 1277 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,100 He's looking at the front door. 1278 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,100 He's looking at the front door. 1279 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,100 He's looking at the front door. 1280 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,100 He's looking at the front door. 1281 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,100 He's looking at the front door. 1282 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,100 He's looking at the front door. 1283 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,100 He's looking at the front door. 1284 00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:54,100 He's looking at the front door. 1285 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,100 He's looking at the front door. 1286 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,100 He's looking at the front door. 1287 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,100 It looks legit. 1288 00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:58,100 The spray paper couch. 1289 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:03,100 Hey, you're doing a little don't eat. 1290 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:07,100 How are you getting that? 1291 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,100 Hey, Cleonero. 1292 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:11,100 Thank you very much. 1293 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:17,340 much thank you thank you very much I hope you're doing well and everything is 1294 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:24,300 going tickety-boo with you now what do we do we open the doors for these guys 1295 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:34,560 wait we let these guys we let these green goes on hey we won't be mean we 1296 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,140 won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be 1297 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:56,200 mean we won't be mean we won't be mean staying clear oh yeah now a few people got on there without 1298 00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:03,040 paying cash so we will need to check for the scum there but that's me saying there's come without 1299 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:11,280 really knowing if there's come and but I know we know wipers on either turn those wipers on far 1300 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:31,700 light windscreen wipers good man there we go the wonder of the wonder of modern mechanics and the bus and the car and the vehicle the passenger vehicle it's amazing how it'll all be driverless 1301 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:39,940 you know in a maybe not in our lifetime it'll all be driverless but in the next generation the next generation 1302 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:50,660 maybe the grandkids now and maybe the no maybe my grandkids grandkids will be in a driverless society maybe 1303 00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:58,900 but uh how could you stop that you know maybe where you could police it you could you could say 1304 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:06,900 cars are not allowed on the road uh diesel and petrol not allowed on the road but you'll have someone I'm gonna keep it 1305 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:15,140 I have a I have a clapped out old feckin sterlet in the shed and nobody knows I have that at home 1306 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:31,860 and I'm gonna keep that in a bunker and I'll give the locking key to my grand grandson's grandson and I'll say look at these things the key to what's inside this garage now will blow your mind it's illegal and you're not allowed to drive it 1307 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:40,100 and he'll be like drive what does that mean I'll go yeah drive as in you operate of course 1308 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:46,340 I'll be long gone and dead so I'll there will be no secondary exchange between the conversation from my end 1309 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,340 unless I manage to 1310 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:57,460 curry favor with the gods above and they've given me rights to just speak to people from heaven or or even haunt people as well 1311 00:50:57,460 --> 00:51:05,700 there's a few mean spirits there's a few fuckers that I wouldn't mind haunting when I'm gone and 1312 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:09,700 there's that lad who cut me off the last day when I was just coming out of Ballantwigs 1313 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:19,700 he was in the uh the cherry colored Cleo and uh he was smiling and he went as he was driving away he did this 1314 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:26,900 little and then back to the wheel as well I seen it I seen the extension I don't know whether or not he was scratching or 1315 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:35,860 like that but I I seen it but anyways long story short I took the number plate down 1316 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:49,060 and I I'm in the process of tracing and uh don't worry it's all above board data protection safe and sound 1317 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:55,460 I'm basically using all the tools that are out there already and it's just called the internet 1318 00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:02,500 and uh people apparently I'm not on social media or the internet but apparently apparently now 1319 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:14,980 most of the world is spending its time on either facebook or instagram or twitter or any of these places 1320 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:24,900 and they are willingly giving away information willingly uh giving away all their private information 1321 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:37,060 because they've been lured into a trap which the trap is uh try and get some responses like comments 1322 00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:45,700 or likes on whatever you can post that's the trap the game was set the game is read okay from the echo 1323 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:54,020 so then people try and get the responses the shares the likes but in doing so they're giving away themselves 1324 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:59,780 piece by piece and day by day and then when it comes to the when it comes to the crunch 1325 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:06,340 and you've got some cheeky little ju-cho trying to flip the barge when you're coming out of the the the 1326 00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:17,780 the roundabout of Ballantwix you don't realize that Tommy Tommy Schlug is watching them and I I can I've got I've got I've got I know a few people 1327 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:31,460 in places places places of operation I know a few people who can work on computers as well I know a lad comes into the pub every Wednesday and Thursday 1328 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,420 and he has Google on the phone 1329 00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:47,380 oh the indicator is on oh and now we're getting done for that we're getting done for that as well the nanny state is 1330 00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:56,900 is trying to cramp my style and ruin my life but uh yeah Johnny Google he'll be in the pub there this week now 1331 00:53:57,540 --> 00:54:05,220 we'll all gather around and drink pints while we uh we try and track down more information on mr. Mr. Cleo 1332 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:12,900 don't worry we're gonna get that fecker we're gonna get i'll keep you i'll keep you abreast of all the information 1333 00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:23,060 it's gonna be it's gonna be a classic it's gonna be el classico real Madrid versus Barcelona tonight at eight o'clock that's what it's gonna be 1334 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:33,940 you wanna you wanna know why it's an early bus today folks well el classico yeah up the shafts thank you very much 1335 00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:39,860 thank you very much up the shafts i don't know what shafts you're on about there 1336 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:50,660 but uh up them anyways we've got a green light green lighter go go from Charlie George 1337 00:54:51,940 --> 00:55:03,140 the famous arsenal clear oh it would have been before your time now it would have been before your time 1338 00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:13,700 not my time i remember him sticking the ball into the back of the sack i was a young fella i was working 1339 00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:18,900 over in london the back the back fecker broken from digging 1340 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:26,180 staying clear the doors are closed french's tunnels feck and ditches whatever the feck 1341 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:34,020 senior and a quantity one good man yourself 540. 1342 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:41,380 so that's something you need to be aware of as well folks okay you're being you're giving your 1343 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:50,900 information away to to who papa google do you think gary google and frankie facebook are going to respect 1344 00:55:51,460 --> 00:56:01,380 your privacy when it comes to the crunch and uh do you think would you think now in this country which 1345 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:07,380 has been blighted with scandals and uh tribunals backhanders sneaky envelopes 1346 00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:15,060 the weather you've got apple not paying tax do you think for a second now that these companies 1347 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:21,460 when compromised when wanting to shield their tax haven status in ireland 1348 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:28,500 and you get a you get a corrupt politician or a bent cop or something going into them going look it 1349 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:33,540 you're gonna have to share a bit of info with us now on this guy or that guy 1350 00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:42,900 they'll be like yes sir no sir three bags full guard ish you can yes mr politician as long as you can give us 1351 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:52,260 another bit of a tax swipe off here is thomas thomas slug here here's all his accounts his searches and 1352 00:56:52,260 --> 00:57:02,340 uh we've built it we've built a profile about him and uh that's the way it is yeah well it's orwellian 1353 00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:16,660 in its scope and in its potential because even before the internet they will work at this now 1354 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:24,420 lovely suspension that's the suspension that gets knackered with the uh the potholes 1355 00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:31,620 you know mayo county council if you're watching i hope to god you're filling those holes 1356 00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:41,140 you need to get whole masters or some third party hold fellers into the mix because i want to spend more 1357 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:50,580 time watching winter of passion less time worrying about the state of the infrastructure and the fact 1358 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:56,420 road driving sorry about that i mean look at that 1359 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:02,580 steve that man what she's not even holding anything above her head like 1360 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:12,260 that's the that's the way that's the way things are going real real builders ridge everybody real 1361 00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:19,140 builders ridge if you want to get off i suggest you make your way to the exits now if you don't want to 1362 00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:24,900 get off i suggest you keep doing what you're doing sit down and wait for the next shop or whatever 1363 00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:27,060 step you're getting at thank you very much 1364 00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:39,380 now a passenger is at my door and he's requesting a single regular ticket and you can have it mr grim 1365 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:49,460 why so sad i mean it's obvious you're soaked to the skin to the bone really surprises me the lack of 1366 00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:57,700 now is in foresight if i'm leaving the house dropper in i'll stick the jacket i never even it's jacket i 1367 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:04,340 never take the jacket off it's lovely it's padded it's got the leather which will protect against the 1368 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:16,340 elements outside the big bad world and it's got a lovely tartan interior d d d g b thank you very much d g b that is 1369 00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:23,460 very very very kind of you and thank you for your your support and and i want to tell you something 1370 00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:29,460 it's pure leather real genuine leather made in south korea 1371 00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:33,220 made in south korea 1372 00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:41,940 so there you go if it's not working out over here you can get a korea in korea making leather jackets 1373 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:50,580 and tommy wiso job which is apparently where he saw he got the money for the film 1374 00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:56,660 the doors are open thank you very much dgb i hope you're doing well 1375 00:59:56,660 --> 01:00:03,860 stay clear the doors are open and anthony golden let me tell you something anthony 1376 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:12,660 you're the golden boy eh you're the you're the golden ticket tonight 1377 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,860 good man anthony thank you very much thank you 1378 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:28,900 and uh look it'll protect against the rain and the leather will protect against the rain but it won't 1379 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,740 i don't know if it'll stop the coronavirus 1380 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:40,740 it might it might do i might i might have to wrap the head in leather but um 1381 01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:49,780 i knew a lad who did that and everyone just called him a gimp and it stuck you know even though he didn't wear the leather mask 1382 01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:54,900 it was a great idea at the time i remember him saying to johnny up the bar 1383 01:00:55,940 --> 01:01:05,940 i'm going to wrap a sheet of leather around my head and cut out uh you know eye holes and a couple of nasal passages and a mouth hole as well 1384 01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:15,540 and uh yeah he was arrested on the street for for wearing it because it's the association with uh 1385 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,780 with bad show 1386 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:22,820 you can't be wearing that out on the street 1387 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:32,740 although there was a feckin gay pride march there a few months back or whenever the hell that was 1388 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:38,580 town was blocked off you could not drive through it i had to take a different route and uh 1389 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:43,220 we we crossed over a bridge anyway you could see down the parade 1390 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:49,540 and there was a fella dressed up as a a dog in like a leather dog and he was being whipped 1391 01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:56,500 and i was thinking to myself what's the fecking story with that because i mean 1392 01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:05,300 it's it's your pride about what's the pride about there and uh your family is as well walking through town 1393 01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:10,100 asking questions about a man dressed up as a leather dog being whipped 1394 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:18,580 it's a bit fecking much like you know i think they need to have an overhaul of those parades and because 1395 01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:27,620 they're getting they're getting out ahead and look at it sluggeron it's an equal opportunities bus 1396 01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:36,180 look at it 360 degrees of equality the only street i drive down is equality street 1397 01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:42,980 and there's no shitty we've we've chucked out all the uh the coffee flavored ones actually that wouldn't be 1398 01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:50,340 very equalitarian so we've actually kept we've kept the shitsweeds in as well and we're just gonna have a 1399 01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:55,540 good time but you cannot be dressing up as a leather dog and getting whipped for god's sake it's 1400 01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:04,820 it's just not on now how are you doing boss are you getting on are you getting off yeah what's the story 1401 01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:10,420 is that everybody you know this fella i should have checked the last crowd there's a shower there that got on 1402 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:15,860 i'm not talking about the rain outside but there was a shower that got on and off a lot of those guys 1403 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:22,340 now are you doing a bit of donating your tea hon thank you very much your tea hon yeah very kind of you 1404 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:29,380 that's mine but there was a lot of people who got off the last stop there now and freaking there's a few 1405 01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:35,780 who didn't pay i know it and i'm going to be ripping when we get out of this place i'm gonna be ripping 1406 01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:43,380 ripping yarns 1407 01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:54,740 what even is a leather dog anyway there isn't even leather dogs in existence no but um that's the 1408 01:03:54,740 --> 01:04:06,500 world the world is going crazy i said that the other night uh in the woolhig and it got a good laugh i said 1409 01:04:08,820 --> 01:04:30,260 the world the world everyone is going crazy and everyone left it wasn't even a joke 1410 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:48,500 oh but it turned out that they were all laughing because some clown had put a sticker on my back that 1411 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:58,580 said i'm a wanker so i thought that i was being a i thought i was being a hoot turns out i was the butt of a of somebody else's joke 1412 01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:02,740 don't worry i have his card marked as well 1413 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:06,980 i'm not gonna say his name 1414 01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:12,100 better watch out 1415 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:16,580 better watch out all i'm saying is 1416 01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:24,980 darren conway better be watching out the next the next week because it won't be i see him again it won't 1417 01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:30,260 be fucking stickers i'll be putting on him i'll be sticking something on him it might be a fish 1418 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:38,340 fished i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that 1419 01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:54,260 thinking maybe putting um pepper pepper corns you know getting a pepper grinder and grinding pepper 1420 01:05:54,260 --> 01:06:06,820 into his pint and then when he drinks that he'll get an awful fright hello hello how are you doing 1421 01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:17,540 how are you getting on what's the story any crack you need to put your wipers on 1422 01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,980 you'll want to put the wipers on men 1423 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:34,900 fucking ignorance ignorance is bleesh until you get fucking bleached out of it by the bliss brothers 1424 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:43,380 i've said this to you before ignorance can be a godsend like you know if you're not aware of the 1425 01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:49,220 the bullshit that's going on around the world then you could be a happy bear then as soon as you're not 1426 01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:55,060 ignorant you're you're i think maybe that's it i remember you remember when you're a kid and ever 1427 01:06:55,060 --> 01:07:05,140 since class great times on real days not a worry in the world well it's ignorance i suppose i used to think 1428 01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:12,820 that it was it might have been something else but it's just ignorance and then when you when you realize 1429 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:21,360 what's going on you know you've got your COVID-19 and your fucking storm Jorge battering the door 1430 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:27,180 down you go outside in the pissing rain to get a loaf of bread as a fella dressed up as a leather 1431 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:37,040 dog getting whipped and you're going I wish I was fucking ignorant but that's just the way it is 1432 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:42,880 you can't you can't be ignorant your whole time you have to be aware because if you're not aware 1433 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:47,460 then you end up like this but soaked to the skin wearing a t-shirt in the rain 1434 01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:57,660 so it's it's a tough you know it's a tough you need to persevere the rain the rain and the bad 1435 01:07:57,660 --> 01:08:03,820 weather you know you know the crack with the bad one it'll be gone soon and you'll be in the summer 1436 01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:11,680 and it'll be fucking mighty so there's a lesson in there every season any anaconda jesus 1437 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:23,960 anaconda jesus thank you very much anaconda j very very kind here you know once we get through this 1438 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:35,300 the storm period stormy we can rejoice in the good weather period and maybe that's that's god's way of saying 1439 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:41,400 you gotta go through the the shade to get to the good times 1440 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:46,820 imagine what it was like back in the day before they had houses built 1441 01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:54,680 and uh you had to make your own hut or there's lads in portal dolmens underneath portal dolmens 1442 01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:08,720 how did they build the portal dolmens you'd need a truck or something to lift that rock and put it up on top of another two rocks like you know or was it the result of the ice age? 1443 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:18,480 any any geologists or historians watching there now can tell me how a feckin portal dolmens 1444 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,480 got made 1445 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:28,340 thank you very much dolmens 1446 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:39,340 does anybody have the information there on there does anybody have the information on the dolmens? time impression 1447 01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:48,200 i get thank you very much igas 1448 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:53,200 and horlicks thank you very much 1449 01:09:53,200 --> 01:10:02,200 they would just hoist it using wooden frames is that true? they floated the stones and spun them into position 1450 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:09,700 position. Sharps and music. Thank you very much. You're really kind. I appreciate that. 1451 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:15,640 Thank you for thrusting the slugger on delivering you to your destination. 1452 01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:25,760 Kerry tourist board made them in the 60s. That's another up the shaft. Thank you very much. 1453 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:31,580 That's another conspiracy theory now that the Kerry tourist board actually made portal 1454 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:40,360 dolmens in the 60s and then pretended that they were from a Neolithic, Paleolithic, Mesolithic age or whatever you call that, lithic. 1455 01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:53,760 So they're not, maybe they're fake, are they? They're not, they're heavy enough. I slapped a dolmen there and it was a real solid stone. 1456 01:10:54,780 --> 01:11:03,560 There's one out by Crowpatrick. Had to spin out that way a few weeks back before the deluge, before the rotten weather. 1457 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:19,680 And there's some Mesolithic job out there or something. Down the, down near the abbey. Tell you where, if you can go to the famine memorial there, it is out in the, past Westport, out towards Crowpatrick. 1458 01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:29,860 There is the famine, like the boat, the art, the, it's a big installation thing they made there. And then there's an abbey. 1459 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:44,500 There is an abbey there and there's some, some stones and old kind of walls and old kind of stones and feel like an old dolmen job. 1460 01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:57,340 Have a look for yourself there. That's not made up. No, you can't pluck that out of thin air. You can't just go out into the field and go, do you know what? Today I'm going to make a portal, darling. 1461 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:02,580 You'd need a hell of a lot of manpower and horsepower and this was before the horse-drawn cart. 1462 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,700 Maybe the cart and the horse had been drawn, yeah, by then. 1463 01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:10,360 But it's definitely before the age of steam. 1464 01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,160 The age of power. 1465 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:21,080 And, uh, oh, look at that. 1466 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:22,880 Cleo, right? Oh, fuck. 1467 01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:27,700 There was a Fiat 500 there and then a, a purple Aventis. 1468 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,820 I tell you what is a nice car. The Camry. 1469 01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:37,860 I was looking at one of those last year, no, just outside Caraboyle. 1470 01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:40,360 Someone had driven, and it was an automatic. 1471 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:43,600 2015 Camry. 1472 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,660 Leather interior. 1473 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:48,600 I think it was a hybrid as well, you know. 1474 01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:52,160 Lovely cars. 1475 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,800 Lovely cars. 1476 01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:55,240 Lovely cars. 1477 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,060 Like, uh, somewhere. 1478 01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,280 It was like all the best parts of a Corolla and an Aventis. 1479 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:04,000 And you have a heavy, it's a heavy build. 1480 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:04,940 It's weighted. 1481 01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:09,420 I had a look on Dundeele the last day, you know. 1482 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:11,380 For a Camry. 1483 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:13,160 Just to price it. 1484 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,860 Look, I'm not going to be able to afford one of those in my lifetime. 1485 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,160 But... 1486 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:27,500 Where, you know, if I saved and fucking really plugged hard, I, you know, but it would be taken away from other areas of life. 1487 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,880 And then it's like, you've got the nice car. 1488 01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:31,420 You've got the Camry in the garage. 1489 01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:33,660 But, but do you have the happiness? 1490 01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:37,940 You know, sorry, I forgot. 1491 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:38,660 I'm driving a bus. 1492 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:43,340 You do, I do get into these, these things in my head, you know. 1493 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,960 And I'd be obsessing over a car. 1494 01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:47,160 And I'll want that car. 1495 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:49,900 And I just can't justify it. 1496 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:51,020 But I want it. 1497 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,480 But I don't know if I'll be any happier if I have the car. 1498 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,460 But, uh, they're too pricey. 1499 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,800 The Camrys are too pricey. 1500 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:04,300 But you can, they have a 2.5 engine or a 2.4 engine. 1501 01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:10,360 And it's, because it's a hybrid, you're only, you're only paying 190 tax a year. 1502 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:14,160 Do you know? 1503 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,120 The Jeter is a great car, says the board. 1504 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:21,020 Never stops going. 1505 01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:21,840 Well. 1506 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:24,580 Well. 1507 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,120 Someone there saying finance it for 10 years. 1508 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,380 Sean, I'm not, I don't agree with financing. 1509 01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:35,300 Going into debt over fucking cars. 1510 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,600 Do you know, I have the Almira there. 1511 01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:41,180 And, uh, I do borrow that. 1512 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,140 I, I, I have the Almira 06. 1513 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,180 And she's a great car. 1514 01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:49,460 And she keeps going and going and going. 1515 01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:51,760 Failed the NCT there last month. 1516 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,480 But that's due to some Chinese lights that some bucking put in. 1517 01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:59,040 Before I got the car, it had gone through the system. 1518 01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:01,620 And someone had put Chinese lights in it. 1519 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,020 And the element in those lights is not great. 1520 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:07,120 I've gone through a pile of bulbs. 1521 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,480 And they're still not as bright as the day when I got. 1522 01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:11,440 So it failed on that. 1523 01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:16,480 And, uh, I'm wondering now whether or not to replace the lights. 1524 01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:17,500 Because Francis won't. 1525 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,040 I shared the car with my nephew, Francis Higgins. 1526 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,900 Who says hello as well. 1527 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,220 He says hello to you because he hasn't been streaming for a while. 1528 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,200 Uh, he said that he hasn't found the right game. 1529 01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,060 He says it's all about the game and the mood. 1530 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,720 He told me to tell you. 1531 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,960 Um, but I shared the Almira and that is comfort. 1532 01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:40,280 That is comfort. 1533 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:47,300 But it's, it's not looking, it's not a great looking car compared to the new guys, you know. 1534 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,420 When you're driving around the 06. 1535 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,520 And you have a crack on the bumper. 1536 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,140 And you've got Chinese lights and the element isn't working. 1537 01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:58,160 And you have the smell of dog in the car as well. 1538 01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:01,420 Because the dog is just, it's his playground, like, you know. 1539 01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:03,900 He loves the car. 1540 01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,060 The dog loves the car. 1541 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,720 He doesn't stop getting into the car. 1542 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,240 Uh, it stinks inside. 1543 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:15,260 And I've, I've gone through Yankee Candle Air fresheners and magic trees and the whole shabazzle. 1544 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:23,240 You just think, you know, I, I want to drive something nice for once in my life. 1545 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,540 The nicest thing I'm driving these days is the Citaro G. 1546 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:30,360 And it's not mine. 1547 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:31,400 It's the company's. 1548 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,800 It's the company's. 1549 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,980 It's the company you keep. 1550 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,980 Ah. 1551 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:42,900 Now. 1552 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,560 This lad. 1553 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,000 He's been dying to get on. 1554 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,340 And he's soaked to the bone. 1555 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:49,580 He's sick of hearing about the Anmure. 1556 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:53,300 But, um. 1557 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,100 The debt is crazy, isn't it? 1558 01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,240 There's just debt everywhere. 1559 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,260 They want you to. 1560 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,560 It's normalized. 1561 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:05,260 I think it's a normalization of debt. 1562 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,400 Would people have been getting into debt like this now, 50 years ago? 1563 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,320 Would they been getting into those debts? 1564 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,760 They're getting into debts. 1565 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,080 For cars. 1566 01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:18,900 For homes. 1567 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:19,360 For... 1568 01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:24,400 All sorts of stuff. 1569 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:24,860 Okay. 1570 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:31,860 The car is... 1571 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:33,860 The car is... 1572 01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:35,900 If you do get a good... 1573 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,400 I know I'm shiting on too much here. 1574 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,260 But it's just a material object at the end of the day. 1575 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:41,900 Even if it was the... 1576 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:41,900 Even if it was the... 1577 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:44,900 The 2020... 1578 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:44,900 The 2020... 1579 01:17:45,940 --> 01:17:46,900 EMG... 1580 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:48,500 Mercedes. 1581 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,220 Even if you did have that. 1582 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:53,820 You'd have it. 1583 01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:54,900 You'd have it bought. 1584 01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,440 You'd have it drove a little. 1585 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:57,960 And then what? 1586 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,240 The next thing would be on your mind. 1587 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,640 That you'd want something else anyways. 1588 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,060 You'd want... 1589 01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,980 You'd want something... 1590 01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:05,980 You're as willing to put the feckin' money you have... 1591 01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:06,740 Towards... 1592 01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:08,940 Something which is gonna grow. 1593 01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:10,420 That's it. 1594 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,440 If you've got... 1595 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,060 If you're getting a car... 1596 01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,320 Then maybe the car will help you... 1597 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,300 Achieve the goals. 1598 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,740 So maybe you need to get that car for the goals. 1599 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,480 But... 1600 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:22,400 If it's a luxury thing... 1601 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,360 Wait until you're... 1602 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,480 You're old and... 1603 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:26,480 Wait until you're... 1604 01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,100 You've... 1605 01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:27,660 You've... 1606 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:28,180 You know... 1607 01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:28,760 You've done it. 1608 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,620 You've been there. 1609 01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:30,340 You've seen it. 1610 01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:31,340 You've bought the t-shirt. 1611 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:34,700 And now you just want to cruise happily... 1612 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,660 Into the sunset... 1613 01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,860 In a lovely... 1614 01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:38,860 Lovely... 1615 01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:39,720 Leather interior. 1616 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:43,740 Whatever the weather. 1617 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,600 Whatever it is. 1618 01:18:45,940 --> 01:18:47,180 You can get that then. 1619 01:18:49,900 --> 01:18:50,660 And you... 1620 01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:52,980 The young fellas are speedin' round in the... 1621 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,820 The top of the range cars and all and they... 1622 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:56,940 You know... 1623 01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:57,120 They're... 1624 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,260 They're spendin' all their money on them. 1625 01:18:58,340 --> 01:18:58,620 It's... 1626 01:18:58,620 --> 01:18:59,140 It's mental. 1627 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:01,320 But... 1628 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,700 It's gonna keep gettin' more... 1629 01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:04,280 Mentler. 1630 01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:06,200 Because... 1631 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,280 As I was sayin' to you... 1632 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,360 They complete the route now. 1633 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:09,740 As I was sayin' to you... 1634 01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:10,320 The... 1635 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:11,820 Everyone's hooked on the... 1636 01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:13,400 The screens... 1637 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:13,900 The phones... 1638 01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:14,380 The adverts. 1639 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:15,580 Adverts are... 1640 01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:16,860 They're comin' in thick and fast. 1641 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:18,260 And you can't stop them. 1642 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:18,980 They're in your brain. 1643 01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:20,780 I... 1644 01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:21,200 I get... 1645 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:21,860 I get... 1646 01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:22,600 Thank you very much. 1647 01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:24,160 That's mine. 1648 01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:26,160 Thank you very much, man. 1649 01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:27,660 That's very kind of you. 1650 01:19:29,660 --> 01:19:30,160 Hello. 1651 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,480 Just wanted to say... 1652 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,320 It's my buddy Dylan's birthday today. 1653 01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:35,660 And he's a big fan... 1654 01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:36,440 Of your route. 1655 01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:37,780 Well... 1656 01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:38,600 It's a great route. 1657 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,200 This is the Business Park route, Dylan. 1658 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:41,960 Happy birthday. 1659 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,160 I hope that... 1660 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,240 The rain didn't dampen your spirits... 1661 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,120 When we pulled in just outside Adriano's. 1662 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,580 We might go into Adriano's... 1663 01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:51,620 For a slice of pizza... 1664 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:52,860 To celebrate Dylan's birthday. 1665 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:53,840 How about that? 1666 01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,080 Will we do that? 1667 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,460 Come on. 1668 01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,820 Let's go in for a slice for Dylan. 1669 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,060 Let's do it. 1670 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:01,960 Garbage. 1671 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:03,140 Any... 1672 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,040 Any garbage, you know? 1673 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:04,880 No garbage. 1674 01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,440 Let's have a look inside. 1675 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,160 Adriano's a good book. 1676 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:08,820 He's a good man. 1677 01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:10,920 We can go inside there and... 1678 01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,220 See if he's got... 1679 01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:13,120 Slash these guys. 1680 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,040 Do you wanna come into Adriano's for a slice? 1681 01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:18,120 Are you trying to... 1682 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,940 Pretend that you can't see me? 1683 01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:24,480 Is that it? 1684 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,960 Are you embarrassed about me? 1685 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,520 You're trying to pretend that I'm not here. 1686 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:29,040 Is that it? 1687 01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:32,320 Or have you got migraines? 1688 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:33,140 Or what's the story? 1689 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,200 Is this migraine meet-up monthly, is it? 1690 01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:38,120 Eh? 1691 01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:41,480 You're a waste of space! 1692 01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,460 Sorry about that. 1693 01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:44,620 Oh, there's a bit rude or anything. 1694 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,180 No, they're not... 1695 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,020 Into a... 1696 01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:51,040 Come on in through the Irianos. We'll get in out the rain and have a slice. 1697 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:52,200 Come on. 1698 01:20:55,340 --> 01:20:57,040 Try that. Try the door again now. 1699 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,580 Let's go for Dylan's body. Come on. 1700 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,180 Come on. Through the door. 1701 01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:19,660 Sorry, Dylan. It's not happening. 1702 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:20,520 Adriano. 1703 01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:23,780 What he's doing. 1704 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,300 He's lashed. He's lashed a lot of business there. 1705 01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,460 A lot of business he has lashed there now, Adriano. 1706 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,780 And I love the... 1707 01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:36,620 I love what he's done with the graphic design and the sign. 1708 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,720 And the pizza slices and apostrophes. It's genius. 1709 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:43,640 But Adriano, if you're watching, you've let me down. 1710 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,660 You've let the whole bus down. 1711 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:46,980 And Dylan. 1712 01:21:47,660 --> 01:21:48,560 It's his birthday. 1713 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:49,980 And he's crying. 1714 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,360 He's crying. 1715 01:21:52,380 --> 01:21:55,400 I hope you're happy with yourself, Adriano. 1716 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,520 You've lashed a customer there. You've lashed a customer. 1717 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:02,760 I'm never coming back to you. 1718 01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:14,320 We got a fell dodger we didn't catch. We got a total weekly income of 10,291 euro 95 cent. 1719 01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:17,720 That's great. That's great. That's fantastic. 1720 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,080 We're stealing that plastic. 1721 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:25,340 And we're going to take it to the road again. 1722 01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,180 With no deaths. 1723 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,260 We've no funerals to go to. 1724 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,380 It's getting better and better. 1725 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:31,380 It's getting better and better. 1726 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:35,320 The only thing we've got to worry about is the coronavirus. 1727 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:38,660 And I tell you something. 1728 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,800 You'd want to wrap up and keep a mask on. 1729 01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:43,260 Because you'll end up... 1730 01:22:43,260 --> 01:22:44,260 A school... 1731 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:47,740 A school in Dublin is set to close for 14 days, everyone. 1732 01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,860 14 days. 1733 01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,080 In response to the first case of COVID-19. 1734 01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:55,380 She's crashed. 1735 01:22:55,380 --> 01:22:55,820 Look at this. 1736 01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:59,000 We want to get our parking game... 1737 01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:00,340 In order. 1738 01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,700 Maybe a bit of reverse psychology here. 1739 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,720 And then a little bit of acceleration. 1740 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,400 Just to park it. 1741 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,540 Nice lovely stuff. 1742 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,120 Lovely stuff. 1743 01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:11,040 Now. 1744 01:23:11,580 --> 01:23:12,180 Staying clear. 1745 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:13,800 Staying clear. 1746 01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:14,820 The doors are open. 1747 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:17,800 Staying clear. 1748 01:23:18,260 --> 01:23:19,020 The doors are open. 1749 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,160 Well knelt. 1750 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,440 It's a great kneeling bus. 1751 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:24,640 Kneel and pray. 1752 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,060 Milltown. 1753 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:31,220 Big shout out to the Milltown Galway boys. 1754 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,960 I hope you're doing well Galway boys. 1755 01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:37,960 And that you've got your masks ready for the week. 1756 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:42,180 Because it's going to be a C-virus situation. 1757 01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:48,000 And I just hope everybody is prepared. 1758 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,860 Mama Duck, I hope you're prepared. 1759 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:50,860 Good day. 1760 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,840 Grateful for your company on this wintry Sunday evening. 1761 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:54,760 Look. 1762 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,620 I'm grateful for your company. 1763 01:23:57,980 --> 01:23:59,100 And everybody's company. 1764 01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:01,920 And your patronage. 1765 01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:03,640 Every Sunday. 1766 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,300 That's how we're doing. 1767 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:07,800 That's how it goes. 1768 01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:09,640 Johnny's leather mask sale. 1769 01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:12,280 Thank you very much. 1770 01:24:12,540 --> 01:24:13,620 Johnny's leather mask. 1771 01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:18,160 Yeah. 1772 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,600 It was a great idea at the time. 1773 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:21,660 The leather mask might keep the rain off your head. 1774 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:21,820 But. 1775 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,960 You might get confused as a gimp. 1776 01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,060 As being a gimp. 1777 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,000 Brian. Thank you very much, Brian. 1778 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:35,740 Now. 1779 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:39,900 The black-eyed peas. What's the story with you? 1780 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,780 How are your eyes these days? Did you get them sent? 1781 01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:47,260 Now, we got a day regular for this book. 1782 01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:49,040 I don't know if he knows what he's getting, this lad. 1783 01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:55,000 Big shout-out to the Milltown Galway boys again. 1784 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,480 Again. 1785 01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,980 For the Milltown lads. 1786 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,220 I hope you're doing well. 1787 01:25:05,220 --> 01:25:08,020 I hope you've got your mac in a sack. 1788 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,340 I don't know if it's a donat. 1789 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:10,360 At hand. 1790 01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:12,580 I don't know if it's a donat. 1791 01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,680 Mamma duck, thank you very much. 1792 01:25:16,220 --> 01:25:16,880 Thank you. 1793 01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:21,300 That's very, very kind of you, Mamma duck. 1794 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,140 Thank you very much. 1795 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,060 Christ on a bike. 1796 01:25:26,380 --> 01:25:29,020 I was wondering why people do say Christ on a bike. 1797 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:29,540 Because... 1798 01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:33,200 Was the bike even invented back in Christ times? 1799 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:35,740 Seamus, thank you very much. 1800 01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:38,060 Here's another one. 1801 01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:41,800 Had they the wheel invented for Jesus times? 1802 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,800 Or were they still... 1803 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,800 Just like... 1804 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:49,740 Lifting stuff and bringing it via leg? 1805 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,220 Or had they invented the wheel at all? 1806 01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:54,080 Stu. 1807 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,300 Thank you, Stu. 1808 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:57,660 Very much. 1809 01:25:58,280 --> 01:25:59,440 I hope you're doing well, bud. 1810 01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:00,800 Thank you. 1811 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:06,160 Had they running water in Jesus times? 1812 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:10,540 Or were they still washing themselves in rivers and stuff? 1813 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:13,600 Were there even rivers out there in the desert? 1814 01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:16,300 Adriano, how are you? 1815 01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:17,540 That's mine. 1816 01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:22,140 Please take back your poor review that you broadcast to the whole stream. 1817 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,040 But thanks for the compliment on my graphics. 1818 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,660 Well, no problem, man. 1819 01:26:27,780 --> 01:26:28,060 But I mean... 1820 01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:31,500 Look, we haven't even our windscreen wipers, are you, Adriano? 1821 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:32,600 All I'm saying is... 1822 01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:33,260 Ain't no business donating. 1823 01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:35,340 We had 450 people on the bus. 1824 01:26:35,580 --> 01:26:37,040 Ain't no business donating, yeah. 1825 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,020 We were coming... 1826 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,460 Blue sky, thank you very much. 1827 01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,380 I'm telling you, it might be grey up there. 1828 01:26:42,940 --> 01:26:44,320 But it's bloody blue skies today. 1829 01:26:44,820 --> 01:26:49,440 When I've got the support in the backing of a gang of absolute legends. 1830 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,440 And, uh... 1831 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:56,600 Adriano, 450 people wanting to come in for a slice. 1832 01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:00,960 And you couldn't even put on the lights and let us know that you weren't going up. 1833 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,740 Very, very bad for. 1834 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,160 You've lost customers. 1835 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,560 And it is my fault that it was a bad review. 1836 01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,240 It was reflective of what was going on in the video. 1837 01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:13,560 On your screen. 1838 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,860 I wasn't bad mouth in your business. 1839 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,100 In fact, I told everybody... 1840 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,320 The pizza slice that you make... 1841 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,320 It's like a taste of Italy in your mouth. 1842 01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,200 And that's coming from someone who's never been to Italy. 1843 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:33,500 But I imagine that the taste of your pizza... 1844 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,700 Tastes like the country. 1845 01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:37,740 Italy. 1846 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,200 And that is a high compliment. 1847 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:43,380 Stand clear. The doors are open. 1848 01:27:45,380 --> 01:27:47,580 Stand clear. The doors are open. 1849 01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:49,660 Oh. 1850 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:52,840 Adriano. 1851 01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:57,020 A great footballer. A good striker. 1852 01:27:57,020 --> 01:28:00,620 I think he was doing the business for Milan. 1853 01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:02,760 And I tell you, they're where... 1854 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,540 I tell you, the Italians have got it hard. 1855 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:07,920 With the C-Virus. 1856 01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:12,100 Apparently it started off in China. 1857 01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:13,440 Made its way here. 1858 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,040 But, uh... 1859 01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:21,440 I hope it doesn't morph people into zombies like the G-Virus did. 1860 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,920 In that Resident Evil game. 1861 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:25,980 I do see Francis playing that sometimes. 1862 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,020 Apparently there's a mansion. 1863 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,380 There was an incident in a mansion. 1864 01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:31,580 Involving... 1865 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:32,920 Zombies. 1866 01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,580 They bushed out there then and... 1867 01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,020 Made their way to the police station. 1868 01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:43,220 And it's a bad door. 1869 01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,040 It's a bad door. 1870 01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:45,580 I haven't seen anything like... 1871 01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:46,900 This coronavirus. 1872 01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:48,440 In my lifetime. 1873 01:28:49,380 --> 01:28:50,280 And I tell you. 1874 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:51,660 I was there. 1875 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:53,060 I was there. 1876 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,100 Back in 2000. 1877 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:57,560 Uh... 1878 01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,240 2001. 1879 01:28:58,660 --> 01:28:59,080 For the... 1880 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,980 The foot and mouth epidemic. 1881 01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:03,740 I have... 1882 01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:06,780 I still have post-traumatic stress disorder from foot and mouth. 1883 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:07,620 Uh... 1884 01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:09,340 Some of the stuff I seen out there. 1885 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,040 I came back. 1886 01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:13,120 I couldn't... 1887 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:13,920 I couldn't operate. 1888 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:15,900 Couldn't operate. 1889 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:22,700 There was a farm. 1890 01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:26,620 Isolated. 1891 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,720 Out somewhere off a... 1892 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,460 A tertiary. 1893 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:34,580 A national... 1894 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:36,300 Secondary road. 1895 01:29:37,780 --> 01:29:38,400 Cars don't go. 1896 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:40,400 Cars don't go. 1897 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:40,680 Out there. 1898 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:44,840 I had to assist Johnny of the bear who was... 1899 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,840 Having to see to it that this farm was... 1900 01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:54,460 Was sorted out like, you know, foot and mouth. 1901 01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,360 We knew what we were getting ourselves into. 1902 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:00,220 This was war. 1903 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:01,200 Like, you know, this was... 1904 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:01,580 Whoa! 1905 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:02,580 The fuck are you doing? 1906 01:30:06,940 --> 01:30:07,940 What are you at? 1907 01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:17,900 Jesus Christ. 1908 01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:18,380 And... 1909 01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:20,060 This... 1910 01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:20,820 We knew what... 1911 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:22,440 We'd seen the pictures on the... 1912 01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:22,940 On the... 1913 01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:24,140 On the TV screens. 1914 01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,360 Big piles of cows on fire. 1915 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,020 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1916 01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:30,620 Sheep. 1917 01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:32,220 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1918 01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:32,500 Yeah. 1919 01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:33,140 T-Magic. 1920 01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:34,680 Thank you very much. 1921 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,460 Thank you very much, T-Magic. 1922 01:30:38,860 --> 01:30:39,380 That... 1923 01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:40,440 Is... 1924 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:42,820 Unbelievable. 1925 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:44,660 It's... 1926 01:30:44,660 --> 01:30:45,500 Inconceivable. 1927 01:30:47,020 --> 01:30:48,040 It's would you believable. 1928 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,460 Thank you so much. 1929 01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:55,620 But, uh... 1930 01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:56,520 We got there anyway. 1931 01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:57,220 We arrived. 1932 01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:59,060 We had to take, uh... 1933 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:00,080 Foot patrol... 1934 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:02,160 Over a couple of fields. 1935 01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:03,080 And then... 1936 01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:05,280 Are you getting on? 1937 01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:07,880 It was Paddy Duffy there. 1938 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:08,640 Had his... 1939 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:09,640 Massey. 1940 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:10,920 And... 1941 01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:12,780 A trailer on the back. 1942 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:13,480 We jumped in that. 1943 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:14,900 And we went across... 1944 01:31:15,820 --> 01:31:17,580 Drumlins and hillocks. 1945 01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:18,900 Ditches. 1946 01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:19,500 Drains. 1947 01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:21,280 Whatever you... 1948 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:21,960 You want. 1949 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:22,400 We did it. 1950 01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:23,960 We traversed the... 1951 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,040 The untraversable. 1952 01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:27,040 The terrain was god awful. 1953 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,040 But we managed to... 1954 01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,720 We managed to do it. 1955 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:31,520 We made the... 1956 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,760 We made the farm by nightfall. 1957 01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,280 We could hear the cows... 1958 01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:39,480 Making their sounds. 1959 01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:42,900 But it wasn't their fault. 1960 01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:43,800 What was ahead. 1961 01:31:44,780 --> 01:31:46,340 We didn't know what was going on. 1962 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,440 They didn't know what was going on. 1963 01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:47,940 Though we didn't. 1964 01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:50,620 The mission was to go in there. 1965 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,880 And do the... 1966 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,080 Do the damage. 1967 01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,780 I felt bad about it myself. 1968 01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:00,220 But... 1969 01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:02,980 I knew what... 1970 01:32:02,980 --> 01:32:03,960 What lay ahead. 1971 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:04,720 If these... 1972 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,440 These guys weren't taken care of. 1973 01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:09,220 Then... 1974 01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:10,740 It was going to spell... 1975 01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,820 A big time... 1976 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:13,440 Virus. 1977 01:32:13,620 --> 01:32:14,160 Foot and mouth. 1978 01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:15,440 Outbreak for the rest of the country. 1979 01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,000 The rest of the cattle out there. 1980 01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:17,560 The good boys. 1981 01:32:17,660 --> 01:32:17,880 You know. 1982 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:20,820 We land up. 1983 01:32:22,260 --> 01:32:22,820 And... 1984 01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:25,900 I said to Johnny. 1985 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:26,540 What's the story? 1986 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,040 How are we doing this? 1987 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:29,940 Are we going old school? 1988 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:32,820 And Johnny said... 1989 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,860 Time for old school is over, Tammy. 1990 01:32:36,860 --> 01:32:41,220 Time for old school is over. 1991 01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:44,900 I didn't know what... 1992 01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:46,040 I didn't know... 1993 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:47,380 Not at that stage. 1994 01:32:47,460 --> 01:32:47,720 What... 1995 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,540 What was... 1996 01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:49,820 What was going on? 1997 01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:51,340 All I could see was the shed. 1998 01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:53,180 The illumination of the... 1999 01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:54,380 The dim... 2000 01:32:54,380 --> 01:32:55,540 Wattage in the light bulb. 2001 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:56,640 Creating... 2002 01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:59,540 And the eerie shadows inside the shed. 2003 01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:00,240 The... 2004 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:01,020 The barn. 2005 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,960 I turned around to see where Paddy Duffy was. 2006 01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:05,720 He got... 2007 01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:06,280 He disappeared. 2008 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:09,340 I look back. 2009 01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:14,640 Johnny up the bar says... 2010 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,160 You've seen old school, Tommy. 2011 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,140 Now it's time for the new school. 2012 01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:24,440 And with that... 2013 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:27,980 Johnny up the bar reached in... 2014 01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:28,440 To the cab... 2015 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,060 Of the Massey. 2016 01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,060 Doesn't he pull out a Gatling gun? 2017 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:39,160 50 calibers. 2018 01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:45,260 He throws a big link chain of bullets to me. 2019 01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,080 He says... 2020 01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,280 You're gonna be the feed man. 2021 01:33:50,260 --> 01:33:50,860 I said... 2022 01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,180 I'm not fucking feeding anything. 2023 01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:54,760 I'm only gonna feed the cattle... 2024 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,920 Whatever it is that's gonna take care of them. 2025 01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:58,200 I'm not feeding you the... 2026 01:33:58,200 --> 01:33:58,960 The gun bullets. 2027 01:33:59,980 --> 01:34:01,080 He grabbed me by the neck. 2028 01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:01,740 He said... 2029 01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:02,860 Tommy... 2030 01:34:02,860 --> 01:34:04,100 This is war, man. 2031 01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:07,320 Now you're gonna feed the Gatling gun. 2032 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:11,780 And you're gonna do it. 2033 01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:12,860 Without... 2034 01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:13,480 Without... 2035 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,660 Without any talk or chat. 2036 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:17,100 Otherwise... 2037 01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:18,680 I'm gonna kill you. 2038 01:34:20,260 --> 01:34:21,100 At that stage... 2039 01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:22,700 How are you getting that? 2040 01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:24,100 I lost... 2041 01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,920 I lost my bottle. 2042 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:31,100 Here I was in the middle of... 2043 01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:34,100 God knows where... 2044 01:34:34,660 --> 01:34:36,340 With Johnny up the bar... 2045 01:34:36,340 --> 01:34:37,100 Massey Ferguson... 2046 01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:40,100 And a military sized... 2047 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:41,280 Minigun. 2048 01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:44,400 Which he had to strap onto himself. 2049 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:46,720 He said... 2050 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:46,720 He said... 2051 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,340 He said... 2052 01:34:47,340 --> 01:34:47,960 Okay Johnny. 2053 01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:49,420 He was threatening me. 2054 01:34:49,620 --> 01:34:51,220 A man I'd known for 40 years... 2055 01:34:51,220 --> 01:34:51,720 Was threatening... 2056 01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:52,780 Me with death. 2057 01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:59,720 I'm not proud of what we did. 2058 01:35:01,260 --> 01:35:02,460 Oh shit, we need to start. 2059 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:03,580 Sorry about that. 2060 01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:04,740 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 2061 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:05,640 Fuck. 2062 01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:11,660 There we go. 2063 01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:12,500 We're going. 2064 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:13,020 We're going. 2065 01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:13,460 We're going. 2066 01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:13,900 We're going. 2067 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:15,200 Cheers. 2068 01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:15,820 Thank you. 2069 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:16,240 Cheers. 2070 01:35:16,380 --> 01:35:16,720 Thank you. 2071 01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:17,120 Thank you. 2072 01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:25,500 He starts to walk over to the... 2073 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,680 to the barn. 2074 01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:32,720 I said, Johnny. 2075 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,540 I've never been in a war before, Jan. 2076 01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,760 I've only ever been in the pub. 2077 01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:44,460 And he said, Tommy. 2078 01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:46,540 I know you can do it. 2079 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:50,900 Remember Paddy's week. 2080 01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:52,680 83, Tommy. 2081 01:35:54,060 --> 01:35:54,820 Cheltenham as well. 2082 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:56,480 I said, I do. 2083 01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,600 He said, Tommy. 2084 01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:01,180 You put away more pints. 2085 01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:05,220 Than the whole pub did all week. 2086 01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:06,900 You put it away in two days. 2087 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,800 And you came out 200 euro. 2088 01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:11,240 200 pound on top. 2089 01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:14,080 Out of Cheltenham. 2090 01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:16,260 And then you put that back into the bar. 2091 01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:19,260 And you gave everyone feeds of pints for days. 2092 01:36:20,260 --> 01:36:22,060 And then you came out of that and you... 2093 01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,180 You regretted everything. 2094 01:36:23,380 --> 01:36:23,980 And I said, I did. 2095 01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:25,280 But he said, Tommy. 2096 01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,140 That was war. 2097 01:36:27,660 --> 01:36:31,960 What you did that week was a man who was at war with himself. 2098 01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:34,440 With the bookies. 2099 01:36:34,540 --> 01:36:36,600 With the drink. 2100 01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:39,120 With the alcoholism. 2101 01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:41,040 And with life. 2102 01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:46,620 Now we're going to go into that barn. 2103 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:49,360 Tommy. 2104 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,280 And we're going to do it. 2105 01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:56,560 And we're not going to stop. 2106 01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:01,900 And whatever he said here really inspired me. 2107 01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,180 And we went into the barn. 2108 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:07,240 And he put down the visor. 2109 01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:09,440 Said, lock and load. 2110 01:37:10,340 --> 01:37:11,800 I fed up the 50 cal rounds. 2111 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,360 And then it was just... 2112 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:19,780 Round two, Tommy. 2113 01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:20,420 Feed me. 2114 01:37:30,820 --> 01:37:31,880 I was crying. 2115 01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:33,640 I was feeding bullets into the garden. 2116 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,980 I said, Johnny, this isn't right, Johnny. 2117 01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,000 He said, Tommy, just think of the pints. 2118 01:37:43,220 --> 01:37:44,340 Think of the pints, Tommy. 2119 01:37:44,340 --> 01:37:44,580 Tommy. 2120 01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:55,880 I was feeding the bullets into the garden. 2121 01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,220 We were screaming and cows and moaning. 2122 01:38:01,020 --> 01:38:04,240 I was saying, this isn't the way I thought it should be, Johnny. 2123 01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:09,460 This isn't the way I thought it should be. 2124 01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:16,200 We got back. 2125 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,160 The right step. 2126 01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:21,200 But, uh... 2127 01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:25,460 We did the job anyways. 2128 01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:26,940 And, uh... 2129 01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,180 That was a hundred... 2130 01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:29,540 A hundred head of cattle. 2131 01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:29,560 A hundred head of cattle. 2132 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,540 Just done in... 2133 01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:34,580 Two minutes. 2134 01:38:35,060 --> 01:38:35,900 Three minutes, you know. 2135 01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:37,960 Which was... 2136 01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:39,640 It was very economical way of doing it. 2137 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:42,540 I don't know where Johnny got the Gatling gun, but... 2138 01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:43,380 He could operate it. 2139 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:45,160 He could operate it. 2140 01:38:46,940 --> 01:38:47,380 And, uh... 2141 01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:48,540 Back to the pub then. 2142 01:38:48,620 --> 01:38:48,940 And... 2143 01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:51,760 He had me covered for a good month. 2144 01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:52,940 That was a month... 2145 01:38:54,620 --> 01:38:55,940 The biggest game of drink... 2146 01:38:56,580 --> 01:38:58,000 I had ever played in my life. 2147 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,940 The month following the foot and mouth... 2148 01:39:01,980 --> 01:39:03,220 Minigun disaster. 2149 01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,600 Out in an undisclosed farm location. 2150 01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:07,880 I'm not gonna tell you well... 2151 01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:09,900 Because it's a sacred ground at this stage. 2152 01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:14,040 And, uh... 2153 01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:17,000 I re... 2154 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,300 Regret it. 2155 01:39:19,140 --> 01:39:20,800 But it did have to be done as well. 2156 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:21,420 It's strange. 2157 01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:22,860 It's just like eating meat. 2158 01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:27,700 I don't like the fact that the Beisht has had to... 2159 01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:28,640 Give up its life. 2160 01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:31,340 But I love the taste of the Beisht. 2161 01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,760 And, uh... 2162 01:39:35,020 --> 01:39:36,720 It was the same... 2163 01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,660 You know, taking down a hundred head of cattle with the minigun. 2164 01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:40,540 It was the same feeling. 2165 01:39:41,660 --> 01:39:43,240 But he was very handy with it. 2166 01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:46,300 And I asked him where he got it. 2167 01:39:46,340 --> 01:39:46,620 He said, 2168 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:48,400 You don't need to ask me any questions, Tommy. 2169 01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:52,220 You don't need to ask me any questions. 2170 01:39:53,420 --> 01:39:55,040 It was like going to work for him. 2171 01:39:57,440 --> 01:39:58,960 But, you know... 2172 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,540 But I do have, uh... 2173 01:40:00,540 --> 01:40:02,000 Nightmares reoccurring. 2174 01:40:02,060 --> 01:40:02,500 You know, I do. 2175 01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:02,940 I... 2176 01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:04,500 I might... 2177 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:07,200 Go and see someone about these nightmares I met. 2178 01:40:07,980 --> 01:40:08,940 About the old cattle. 2179 01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:10,980 This land on him. 2180 01:40:13,180 --> 01:40:14,020 How are you doing? 2181 01:40:17,260 --> 01:40:18,060 How are you doing? 2182 01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:23,280 Yeah. 2183 01:40:24,660 --> 01:40:25,800 Oh, if the lights are off. 2184 01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:27,560 And, uh... 2185 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,000 What a game of drink that was. 2186 01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:31,280 I almost forgot about what... 2187 01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:31,920 What had happened. 2188 01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:33,200 No wonder everybody... 2189 01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:34,620 No wonder people turn to drink. 2190 01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:36,240 After, uh... 2191 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:36,800 You know... 2192 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:38,500 A traumatic situation. 2193 01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:38,960 Because... 2194 01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:40,640 It really does help. 2195 01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:41,780 In fact... 2196 01:40:41,780 --> 01:40:43,980 Jake, thank you very much. 2197 01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:44,720 Jake Mando. 2198 01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,540 Thank you very much. 2199 01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,220 I'd be turning into a drink... 2200 01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:48,660 Even when there hasn't been any trauma. 2201 01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:50,840 And it feels great then as well. 2202 01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:52,680 So, I mean... 2203 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,400 It swings and roundabouts. 2204 01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,020 Really is. 2205 01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,460 That was foot and mouth. 2206 01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:01,900 I'm... 2207 01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:04,940 I'm not gonna go down that route for the... 2208 01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,000 The COVID virus. 2209 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:06,920 The C virus. 2210 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,400 The... 2211 01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:07,880 Cormac. 2212 01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:08,640 Malloy. 2213 01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:09,460 Thank you very much. 2214 01:41:10,580 --> 01:41:12,760 I'm not gonna go down that route ever again. 2215 01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:15,880 Assisting in mass slaughter. 2216 01:41:16,460 --> 01:41:17,180 I've done it. 2217 01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:18,560 And it wasn't for me. 2218 01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,480 At least I can say I've done it. 2219 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:20,820 And I... 2220 01:41:20,820 --> 01:41:21,520 I attempted it. 2221 01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:23,340 Because you shouldn't really... 2222 01:41:23,340 --> 01:41:24,200 You can't do anything. 2223 01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:25,480 Knock it till you tried it. 2224 01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:26,280 Well, I tried it. 2225 01:41:26,340 --> 01:41:26,940 And I'm knocking it. 2226 01:41:27,100 --> 01:41:27,280 Yeah. 2227 01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:29,500 Knock it on the fucking head. 2228 01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:30,140 The day I... 2229 01:41:30,140 --> 01:41:30,540 I did... 2230 01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:31,780 The day I did it, I stopped it. 2231 01:41:32,460 --> 01:41:33,220 Would you believe that? 2232 01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:34,640 The day I tried it. 2233 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,240 But the day I knew I'd never do it again. 2234 01:41:36,980 --> 01:41:37,200 Huh? 2235 01:41:38,480 --> 01:41:39,640 Unfortunately, that's... 2236 01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:41,360 That happens all too often sometimes. 2237 01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:43,460 And it's too far down the line. 2238 01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:43,980 You've done something. 2239 01:41:43,980 --> 01:41:44,520 I don't have a business donating. 2240 01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:46,860 You can't rewind the clock. 2241 01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:48,260 I don't have a business donating, yeah. 2242 01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:49,400 Yeah, I know. 2243 01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,120 Thank you very much. 2244 01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:51,540 You cannot rewind the clock. 2245 01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:52,740 But here. 2246 01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:53,900 Life... 2247 01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:57,620 Can only be lived going forward. 2248 01:41:59,100 --> 01:41:59,900 Sometimes... 2249 01:41:59,900 --> 01:42:02,900 You might have to look backwards to understand... 2250 01:42:02,900 --> 01:42:04,300 What it's about. 2251 01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:05,700 I don't have a business donating. 2252 01:42:05,780 --> 01:42:06,900 But living-wise... 2253 01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:09,620 You need... 2254 01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:10,340 You need to be... 2255 01:42:10,340 --> 01:42:11,280 You need to be going forward. 2256 01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:12,000 And it's... 2257 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:13,680 You'll be going into the darkness as well. 2258 01:42:13,980 --> 01:42:14,580 Cam Layton. 2259 01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:16,500 Thank you very much, Cam. 2260 01:42:17,220 --> 01:42:19,020 You'll be going forward into the darkness. 2261 01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:23,640 Imagine the darkness I'd felt after that scene. 2262 01:42:24,260 --> 01:42:25,400 It's like fucking Vietnam. 2263 01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:30,020 And... 2264 01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:32,960 There'd be days where I'd be staring into space. 2265 01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:35,120 Thinking, what's it all about? 2266 01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:36,440 And what... 2267 01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:36,760 You know, this... 2268 01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:38,180 This bad thing has happened. 2269 01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:39,260 I... 2270 01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:40,700 I don't know. 2271 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,300 There's no meaning. 2272 01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:44,080 You know? 2273 01:42:44,500 --> 01:42:45,120 There's a cup there. 2274 01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:51,320 That's a hard pit to be in. 2275 01:42:51,860 --> 01:42:53,140 Once you're down that pit, it's hard. 2276 01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:55,940 But you need to realise that the light at the top of the pit, you look up. 2277 01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,200 You climb out of it. 2278 01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,240 If you can't climb, you have to work towards the climbing. 2279 01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:05,240 Live it forward. 2280 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:05,240 And... 2281 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:07,480 Live it forward. 2282 01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:08,800 Understand it backward. 2283 01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:13,000 Take the lessons you've learned from the backward living. 2284 01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,320 Apply them to the forward living. 2285 01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:17,180 Keep going. 2286 01:43:17,660 --> 01:43:18,120 There's not... 2287 01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:18,760 There's mountains. 2288 01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:19,880 There's a landscape. 2289 01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:20,660 There's a horizon. 2290 01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:21,580 Above. 2291 01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:22,220 Forward. 2292 01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:24,980 No one feckin' knows what's above the horizon. 2293 01:43:26,420 --> 01:43:28,160 You just gotta keep going at it. 2294 01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:30,640 And making the best of what you got at the time. 2295 01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:33,600 And that energy that you do that with. 2296 01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:34,740 Believe me. 2297 01:43:35,100 --> 01:43:36,280 That'll create... 2298 01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:38,860 That'll put the fire underneath the feet. 2299 01:43:39,020 --> 01:43:39,440 The flames. 2300 01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:40,300 The feet of flames. 2301 01:43:41,060 --> 01:43:41,880 The Michael Flackley. 2302 01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,840 Do you think Michael Flackley knew where he was dancing to when he was dancing? 2303 01:43:48,020 --> 01:43:48,460 He didn't. 2304 01:43:49,100 --> 01:43:50,180 He could just see horizon. 2305 01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,980 He was like, I'm gonna just keep dancing over that horizon. 2306 01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:54,380 See where it takes me. 2307 01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:55,700 Next thing you know. 2308 01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:56,460 Wham. 2309 01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,560 Eurovision Song Contest. 2310 01:43:59,280 --> 01:43:59,760 Interval. 2311 01:44:00,620 --> 01:44:01,640 Here you go, Flackley. 2312 01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:02,720 You're on. 2313 01:44:03,660 --> 01:44:04,100 Boom. 2314 01:44:05,260 --> 01:44:08,800 He's jigging and jiving and hopping about and lepping around the place. 2315 01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:12,020 Big satin shirt on him. 2316 01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:14,600 He's owning it. 2317 01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:17,800 And, uh... 2318 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:20,440 The rest is his story. 2319 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:21,240 Do you know? 2320 01:44:21,620 --> 01:44:23,520 The rest is his story. 2321 01:44:23,640 --> 01:44:24,760 As well as it being history. 2322 01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:26,240 It's his story. 2323 01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:28,440 Because he went over the horizon. 2324 01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:30,300 Without knowing what was above. 2325 01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:31,240 He kept going. 2326 01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:34,400 And the history he made. 2327 01:44:34,500 --> 01:44:35,700 He made that history. 2328 01:44:36,100 --> 01:44:37,400 So it was his story. 2329 01:44:38,020 --> 01:44:38,480 Do you get me? 2330 01:44:42,740 --> 01:44:44,020 It's piss and rain. 2331 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,640 But you get through it in the spring. 2332 01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:48,600 The sun will, uh... 2333 01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:49,940 Pop its head around the cloud. 2334 01:44:50,380 --> 01:44:51,660 Like... 2335 01:44:51,660 --> 01:44:52,420 How you doing? 2336 01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:53,260 Did you miss me? 2337 01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:55,620 Do you know? 2338 01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:56,220 That's the way... 2339 01:44:56,220 --> 01:44:57,060 That's the way he'll be. 2340 01:44:57,220 --> 01:44:58,720 I know I'll see him this week. 2341 01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:00,020 He'll get out. 2342 01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:00,680 He'll get out. 2343 01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:01,300 He'll get out. 2344 01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:02,900 And we'll be grand then. 2345 01:45:02,900 --> 01:45:11,480 With a bit of luck. 2346 01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:12,500 With the help of God. 2347 01:45:14,380 --> 01:45:15,540 That's the way it'll be. 2348 01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,180 The roundabout of life. 2349 01:45:25,180 --> 01:45:25,340 The roundabout of life. 2350 01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:28,440 Many turns. 2351 01:45:29,880 --> 01:45:31,380 Hard to know which ones to take. 2352 01:45:32,260 --> 01:45:33,320 A lot of it could be a gem. 2353 01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:35,400 That of it is a gem. 2354 01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:36,640 Every day. 2355 01:45:38,060 --> 01:45:39,200 Nine to four odds. 2356 01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:40,040 Eleven to nine. 2357 01:45:40,100 --> 01:45:40,760 You might make it. 2358 01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:42,060 Two to one. 2359 01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:42,840 You're gonna do it. 2360 01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:44,360 Three to two. 2361 01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:44,900 You're fucked. 2362 01:45:45,780 --> 01:45:46,560 Five to eight. 2363 01:45:46,620 --> 01:45:48,180 Did you get everything lined up for the weekend? 2364 01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:49,980 Six to one. 2365 01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:51,520 You're screwed. 2366 01:45:55,160 --> 01:45:57,020 It's a big gambling game. 2367 01:45:58,940 --> 01:46:01,060 But it pays off as well. 2368 01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:02,820 A bit of courage. 2369 01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:05,920 A little bit of luck. 2370 01:46:06,580 --> 01:46:07,460 A little bit of gambling. 2371 01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,360 You get through it. 2372 01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:12,420 You get through it, isn't you? 2373 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:14,880 For a brighter future. 2374 01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:21,420 Can be confusing. 2375 01:46:21,620 --> 01:46:22,560 The amount of information. 2376 01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:23,820 Coming through into your eyeballs. 2377 01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:27,020 You should be just the billboard. 2378 01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:27,660 And the newspaper. 2379 01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:30,180 Now it's the screen. 2380 01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:31,800 Then it became the screen. 2381 01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:32,620 The radio. 2382 01:46:32,780 --> 01:46:33,140 The screen. 2383 01:46:33,220 --> 01:46:34,140 And now it's. 2384 01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:35,080 Portable screen. 2385 01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:36,260 Of course. 2386 01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:39,140 Next it will be eyeball screen. 2387 01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:39,720 That you have. 2388 01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:41,060 Grafted in. 2389 01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:42,960 Silicone chips. 2390 01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:46,800 You don't know where it's going. 2391 01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:47,840 But it's exciting. 2392 01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:53,060 Exciting stuff. 2393 01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:57,440 I'm sure you have an umbrella. 2394 01:46:57,960 --> 01:46:58,820 That's all I can say. 2395 01:46:59,780 --> 01:46:59,980 Eh? 2396 01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,560 It's all well and good trying to go. 2397 01:47:05,700 --> 01:47:06,960 Find your way over the horizon. 2398 01:47:07,100 --> 01:47:08,120 Which you might need an umbrella. 2399 01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:10,340 You'll be pissed with. 2400 01:47:12,480 --> 01:47:12,960 Eh? 2401 01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:16,460 You'll be pissed with. 2402 01:47:20,580 --> 01:47:21,520 Drive her back now. 2403 01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:24,220 Comfortable busing. 2404 01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:27,180 We're going to be doing up the seats. 2405 01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:28,180 Soon enough. 2406 01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:28,680 It's going to be. 2407 01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:30,080 It's going to be a leather job on. 2408 01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:30,800 On the Sotero. 2409 01:47:31,300 --> 01:47:32,700 It should be nice. 2410 01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:34,040 It should be nice. 2411 01:47:34,340 --> 01:47:34,700 It's mine. 2412 01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:36,200 Ambassador of Italia. 2413 01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:37,360 Ambassador of Italia. 2414 01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:38,120 Thank you very much. 2415 01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:38,400 Thomas. 2416 01:47:38,500 --> 01:47:40,120 Please apologize to Adriano. 2417 01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,940 For your offensive remarks. 2418 01:47:46,160 --> 01:47:46,520 Well. 2419 01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:49,960 I don't think I was offensive about Adriano. 2420 01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:50,520 To be honest. 2421 01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:53,500 Gatling gun survivor. 2422 01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:54,260 Thank you very much. 2423 01:47:55,340 --> 01:47:55,700 That's mine. 2424 01:47:55,940 --> 01:47:57,500 See you at the trials Tommy. 2425 01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:59,040 Don't be bringing that back now. 2426 01:47:59,100 --> 01:47:59,640 It's not nice. 2427 01:48:02,040 --> 01:48:03,280 Where's the bus station? 2428 01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:03,600 Are we? 2429 01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:05,320 Did we miss the bus station? 2430 01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:16,720 I don't know where we are. 2431 01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:17,380 Where we're going. 2432 01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:18,040 I thought. 2433 01:48:18,180 --> 01:48:18,900 I thought with. 2434 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:21,600 Have we a stop? 2435 01:48:24,220 --> 01:48:25,180 Have we a stop? 2436 01:48:27,260 --> 01:48:28,300 We do have a stop. 2437 01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:29,240 We have a stop to make. 2438 01:48:29,940 --> 01:48:30,660 Dr. Julius. 2439 01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:32,680 Dr. Julius Street. 2440 01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:36,740 I might have been going the right way. 2441 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:37,260 Will you not? 2442 01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:38,340 We're not. 2443 01:48:38,420 --> 01:48:38,640 We're not. 2444 01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:38,920 We're not. 2445 01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:42,320 We are. 2446 01:48:43,020 --> 01:48:43,580 We are. 2447 01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:43,900 We are. 2448 01:48:43,980 --> 01:48:44,220 We are. 2449 01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:47,340 There's a bad bus in here now. 2450 01:48:49,480 --> 01:48:50,500 Not great bus in. 2451 01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:58,880 Dr. Julius. 2452 01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:04,980 Maybe that was the right stop there. 2453 01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:05,780 Actually down there. 2454 01:49:08,860 --> 01:49:09,220 Fuck. 2455 01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:11,380 Now we have to get in before the bendy bus gets in as well. 2456 01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:15,700 Is that Julius Street? 2457 01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:16,480 This here now. 2458 01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:19,860 Is that Dr. Julius? 2459 01:49:24,300 --> 01:49:24,660 Yep. 2460 01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:25,720 That's Dr. Julius. 2461 01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:26,000 We. 2462 01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:26,760 We fucked her up. 2463 01:49:27,660 --> 01:49:28,580 We mashed her up. 2464 01:49:28,580 --> 01:49:31,040 And now we're stuck in traffic. 2465 01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:33,580 We get out here. 2466 01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:35,520 Let's get out here. 2467 01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:36,160 Actually wait. 2468 01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:36,440 Wait. 2469 01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:36,660 Wait. 2470 01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:36,820 Wait. 2471 01:49:36,880 --> 01:49:37,020 Wait. 2472 01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:38,180 We might. 2473 01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:38,840 We might. 2474 01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:42,600 We might do something a little bit Julius here. 2475 01:49:43,740 --> 01:49:45,180 This is a little bit Julius. 2476 01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:48,700 That's the stuff. 2477 01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:48,720 That's the stuff. 2478 01:49:49,380 --> 01:49:49,920 Slug here. 2479 01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:53,380 Now where would you get that? 2480 01:49:53,440 --> 01:49:54,780 You wouldn't get that anywhere else. 2481 01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:56,520 You would not. 2482 01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,220 Stand clear. 2483 01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:02,240 The doors are open. 2484 01:50:02,240 --> 01:50:03,200 Dr. Julius. 2485 01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:04,320 The doors are open. 2486 01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:04,820 Everybody. 2487 01:50:04,820 --> 01:50:05,260 Stand clear. 2488 01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,460 The doors are open. 2489 01:50:06,460 --> 01:50:08,700 Now. 2490 01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:12,100 We need to put down the ramp for this lady. 2491 01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:14,460 See. 2492 01:50:14,460 --> 01:50:14,780 Go. 2493 01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:16,580 Stand clear. 2494 01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:18,280 Wheelchair access ramp. 2495 01:50:18,480 --> 01:50:18,900 Activate. 2496 01:50:19,420 --> 01:50:20,360 Stand clear. 2497 01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:22,020 Wheelchair access ramp. 2498 01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:22,460 Activate. 2499 01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:22,760 Deactivate. 2500 01:50:23,280 --> 01:50:23,620 Come on. 2501 01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:25,420 Good man. 2502 01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:27,300 Don't you use it. 2503 01:50:27,380 --> 01:50:28,600 You're not. 2504 01:50:28,700 --> 01:50:30,360 You're not allowed to use that ramp. 2505 01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:32,220 You've got legs. 2506 01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:33,880 You don't need to walk on the ramp. 2507 01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:34,540 That's for chairs. 2508 01:50:36,500 --> 01:50:37,120 Stand clear. 2509 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:38,880 Wheelchair access ramp. 2510 01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:39,400 Deactivate. 2511 01:50:39,580 --> 01:50:40,860 Might trip him up now with this. 2512 01:50:42,580 --> 01:50:43,280 The door is. 2513 01:50:43,620 --> 01:50:45,680 This lad in is blocking the door now. 2514 01:50:45,740 --> 01:50:46,520 He stood on the ramp. 2515 01:50:47,060 --> 01:50:47,800 Fucking hell. 2516 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:51,480 Go out the fucking way at the ramp. 2517 01:50:51,580 --> 01:50:51,840 Glad. 2518 01:50:51,840 --> 01:50:53,100 Man. 2519 01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:54,980 It's a great ramp. 2520 01:50:54,980 --> 01:50:55,580 Look at that. 2521 01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:01,580 We can do it. 2522 01:51:01,660 --> 01:51:02,220 We can do it. 2523 01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:03,820 Stand clear. 2524 01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:05,560 Wheelchair access ramp. 2525 01:51:05,660 --> 01:51:06,140 Deactivate. 2526 01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:08,600 Great stuff. 2527 01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:09,800 Now. 2528 01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:11,840 What's the crack? 2529 01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,800 He will. 2530 01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:15,100 You want a day ticket. 2531 01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:16,540 We can give you a day ticket. 2532 01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:17,080 No bother. 2533 01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:19,020 We'll give you two of them. 2534 01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:21,240 And that'll be 12.40. 2535 01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:21,860 please sir. 2536 01:51:22,340 --> 01:51:22,960 When you're ready. 2537 01:51:23,060 --> 01:51:23,780 Good man yourself. 2538 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:24,400 Good man. 2539 01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:24,600 Yes. 2540 01:51:26,740 --> 01:51:27,820 Now there's enough change. 2541 01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:29,680 You can go get yourself a jacket down and pennies. 2542 01:51:31,380 --> 01:51:31,960 Good man. 2543 01:51:32,540 --> 01:51:33,000 Good man. 2544 01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:34,700 Good man. 2545 01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:34,700 Good man. 2546 01:51:36,620 --> 01:51:38,620 And away we go. 2547 01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:52,600 I do hear the cows and I screaming. 2548 01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,600 Sometimes wake up. 2549 01:52:04,900 --> 01:52:06,660 I find it hard to get back to sleep then. 2550 01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:11,720 I find I have to get up and walk around for a bit. 2551 01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:14,000 Until I get a bit tired and then I can fall asleep. 2552 01:52:15,320 --> 01:52:19,900 Or I've been going downstairs and just falling asleep on the couch. 2553 01:52:21,580 --> 01:52:24,720 I wake up and it's 7am and it's cold. 2554 01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:26,620 And I have to go back up into the bed then. 2555 01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:30,240 I can't fall asleep in my own bed sometimes. 2556 01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:31,440 Isn't that sad? 2557 01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:33,680 Because of the cows. 2558 01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:36,580 I still hear them. 2559 01:52:38,700 --> 01:52:41,400 When I'm downstairs I can put white noise on you see. 2560 01:52:42,140 --> 01:52:44,020 The white noise does block out the cows. 2561 01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,920 How are you getting on you Will? 2562 01:52:47,220 --> 01:52:47,940 This lead noise. 2563 01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,120 I don't trust him. 2564 01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:51,280 But he's a good customer. 2565 01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:53,880 He's got the right change. 2566 01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:55,320 He always has the right change. 2567 01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:55,960 Like this one. 2568 01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:58,960 The purple onion! 2569 01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:03,960 You are at the end of the day, senior. That is correct. 2570 01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:10,960 And a senior. And a 1. And a 180, please. 2571 01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:16,960 And a 20. 2572 01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:21,960 Oh yeah! What's cracking? 2573 01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:25,960 And a regular. And a 1. 2574 01:53:27,960 --> 01:53:30,960 I give this buck a lot of change. A lot of shrapnel. 2575 01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:38,960 I don't know if he knows that that's going to be weighing him down. 2576 01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:44,960 And he needs to maybe switch to cardless payments, which I'm not fond of myself. 2577 01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:47,960 It's grand if this, you know. 2578 01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:51,960 A bit of chitchat. The people getting on and off. 2579 01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:56,960 And the ones that are scabbing. Scabbing away, scabbing away and trying to get their way onto the bus. 2580 01:53:56,960 --> 01:54:00,960 Make sure you've got the flat 7 up ready for the week ahead. 2581 01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:12,960 Because if you get hit with that coronavirus, they haven't come up with a solution or an antidote to it. 2582 01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:21,960 But you can bet your bottom dollar. A bit of flat 7 up now. You'll be right as rain. 2583 01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:23,960 Woah! 2584 01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:27,960 Bit of flat 7 up and toast. 2585 01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:28,700 Toast. 2586 01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:32,760 White sliced pan in the toaster. 2587 01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:37,500 Try it. 2588 01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:38,680 Try it sometime. 2589 01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:40,980 Try it sometime. 2590 01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:44,260 When you have to cook it and heat it, 2591 01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:46,100 try it sometime. 2592 01:54:48,000 --> 01:54:49,680 I flat seven up in Brussels. 2593 01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:52,420 Flat seven up in Castle Bower. 2594 01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:54,300 Flat seven up in Duppy. 2595 01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:57,560 Try it sometime. 2596 01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:02,200 How are you getting on? 2597 01:55:02,260 --> 01:55:04,660 Do you want to be a buzz man? 2598 01:55:08,500 --> 01:55:09,700 I have the full beam on. 2599 01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:10,560 I'm blinding them. 2600 01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:13,320 Now this lad, he needs to get off. 2601 01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:16,100 So, we will let him off. 2602 01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:22,640 That was a bit dangerous. 2603 01:55:24,020 --> 01:55:25,320 Oh, he's going into a puddle. 2604 01:55:25,320 --> 01:55:28,160 Oh, he made it. 2605 01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:30,240 Good man. 2606 01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:33,020 And people using the ramp, I don't agree with that. 2607 01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:34,220 Stand clear. 2608 01:55:34,820 --> 01:55:36,140 Wheelchair access ramp deactivating. 2609 01:55:36,140 --> 01:55:36,600 How are you doing? 2610 01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:40,460 An idea regular for you, sir. 2611 01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:43,140 That is no problem. 2612 01:55:44,460 --> 01:55:45,260 No problem. 2613 01:55:46,100 --> 01:55:47,600 Quick check for scum while I'm here. 2614 01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:50,000 Tickets, please. 2615 01:55:52,080 --> 01:55:53,160 Tickets, please. 2616 01:55:53,160 --> 01:55:54,160 Oh! 2617 01:55:57,160 --> 01:55:58,520 Scum on the run. 2618 01:55:59,820 --> 01:56:02,080 Absolute disgustment. 2619 01:56:02,980 --> 01:56:06,360 And I hope that you are ashamed, yes. 2620 01:56:09,660 --> 01:56:11,660 And absolutely shocked, too. 2621 01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:15,740 If you're not shocked, you're going to be shocked. 2622 01:56:16,780 --> 01:56:17,820 Come Monday morning. 2623 01:56:18,140 --> 01:56:22,560 Check that little letter that says you need to show your face in court. 2624 01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,440 Or pay a file. 2625 01:56:25,260 --> 01:56:26,700 That will be shocking enough for you. 2626 01:56:26,700 --> 01:56:41,800 Your luck is crack. 2627 01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:48,800 *music* 2628 01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:53,800 *music* 2629 01:56:53,800 --> 01:56:55,800 Your luck is crack. 2630 01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:57,800 *music* 2631 01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:10,800 *music* 2632 01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,800 What's this on the road here? 2633 01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:14,800 *music* 2634 01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:16,800 What's that? 2635 01:57:16,800 --> 01:57:38,800 *music* 2636 01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:42,800 I've realized that now I'm missing the classical. 2637 01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:48,800 *music* 2638 01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:50,800 Oh we've only one more stop. 2639 01:57:50,800 --> 01:57:52,800 We're okay. We'll head out to Westfield. 2640 01:57:52,800 --> 01:57:54,800 We'll head out to- 2641 01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:56,800 We'll get these guys out to Westfield. 2642 01:57:56,800 --> 01:57:58,800 We might- we might step on it. 2643 01:57:58,800 --> 01:58:00,800 *music* 2644 01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:02,800 *music* 2645 01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:04,800 *music* 2646 01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:06,800 *music* 2647 01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:08,800 *music* 2648 01:58:08,800 --> 01:58:10,800 *music* 2649 01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:12,800 *music* 2650 01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:16,800 *music* 2651 01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,800 *music* 2652 01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:20,800 *music* 2653 01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,800 *music* 2654 01:58:22,800 --> 01:58:24,800 *music* 2655 01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:34,800 *music* 2656 01:58:34,800 --> 01:58:36,800 *music* 2657 01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:38,800 *music* 2658 01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:40,800 *music* 2659 01:58:40,800 --> 01:59:00,800 *music* 2660 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:10,800 *music* 2661 01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:12,800 *music* 2662 01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:14,800 *music* 2663 01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,800 And have that. 2664 01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:18,800 *Ding* 2665 01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:20,800 *Ding* 2666 01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:49,800 *music* 2667 01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:51,800 I'm getting flashbacks! 2668 01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:56,800 No! 2669 02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:12,800 No! 2670 02:00:18,800 --> 02:00:25,800 *music* 2671 02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:32,800 *music* 2672 02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:42,800 *music* 2673 02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:44,800 Oh yeah man. 2674 02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:48,800 All cows. 2675 02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:55,800 That was an offer. 2676 02:00:55,800 --> 02:01:00,800 See that's the thing you see, something could just come up like that and trigger it. 2677 02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,800 Something could just come up like that and trigger it. 2678 02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:10,800 Trigger the memories like, you know. 2679 02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:12,800 Look at this. 2680 02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:14,800 They're gonna try and stop us. 2681 02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:15,800 They're not gonna stop nothing. 2682 02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:16,800 Look. 2683 02:01:16,800 --> 02:01:17,800 Oh fuck. 2684 02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:18,800 40 grand! 2685 02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:26,800 That cost 40 grand. 2686 02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:29,800 Whoa. 2687 02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:39,800 That's illegal. 2688 02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:40,800 Don't do that. 2689 02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:43,800 If you're a driver it's not good. 2690 02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:44,800 It's not right. 2691 02:01:44,800 --> 02:01:45,800 Oh. 2692 02:01:45,800 --> 02:02:15,780 Now, let's stop everybody off. Everybody off please. 2693 02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:31,660 They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. Thank you. Stand clear. The doors are opening. Stand clear. The doors are opening. Great stuff. 2694 02:02:37,300 --> 02:02:53,720 40 grand for going into that feckin' thing. That would break your heart. That's not nice. For that one collision, we didn't... It'd have been cheaper to have ran a person over. Isn't that shocking? 2695 02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:55,180 Music