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What are we gonna do when everything all falls through?

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I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success

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But I digress, at least I've tried my very best, I guess

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This or the other, why even bother?

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It won't be with me on my deathbed, but I'll still be in your head

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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My internal monologue is saturated analogue

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It's scratched and drifting, I've become attached to the idea

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It's all a shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy

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I've got no idea how I even got here

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I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis

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What bliss, daylight savings won't fix this mess

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Underworked and oversexed, I must express my disinterest

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The rats are back inside my head, what would void have said?

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide

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I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your eye

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I hate seeing you crying in the kitchen

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I don't know why it affects me like this

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When you're not even mine to consider

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Erroneous, harmonious, I'm hardly sanctimonious

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Dirty clothes, I suppose we all outgrow ourselves

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I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm awake

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I'm alone, I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Fuck you, Deputy Stunt, fuck you, Deputy Stunt

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey

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You're a champ, darling

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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Josephconey.ie

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Furyhardon.ie

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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Can you treat it like an oil well?

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When it's underground, out of sight

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And if the sight is just a horse sign

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Can it make enough sense to me?

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Pretend the table is a trust knife

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We'll put our labels down, break this down

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I'll watch them yawn, it's wine, I'm proud of all

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And you'll never get it back

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It's what I want

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It's what I want

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It's what I want

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It's what I want

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It's what I want

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Don't you know I could make it try

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Make it try, make it try, make it try, make it try

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I've been crowned as king of it

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And it isn't all we have, so wait

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To hear my words

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Send this diamond sharp

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I can open it up

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And it's up and down

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Thank you.

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I'll see you back like a little thought, all entwined. Don't you know that it's what I want? It's what I want. I'll see you back and it makes you try, make me try, make me try, make me try.

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I've been down. The king of edge is all we have. I've been down. And I couldn't wait to hear those words. That time is short to pay.

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Rive the Eve on your airs with a seven foot Montenegro box lifter who's just got out of

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the factory, finished his work, clocked off, and we got there and there was nobody there.

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The whole place had been gutted. So he was lying when he said he clocked off because there

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was nobody there. There was no machinery. We're going to go and find him now. He's gone

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back to Montenegro. We were outside your gaff. We pipped the horn but you weren't there. The

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specialities, the Lebanese, that's where you live, isn't it? Yeah, well, you must have heard me. It's Pippin for a while I was. In other news, Scotty Pippin was in the back cab there the last day as we snaked our way around the Rim Whistle Red and White Lollipop Stop just outside the Edgebaston, Bastardshire region of Angleterre.

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Angleterre. Terre, of course, meaning ground. Alphonse. I had a few pommes de terre there for my dinner last night. It was delicious. Apple of the ground. It's funny that, isn't it? Ground apples.

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It's almost six o'clock. Thanks very much for that, Connor. And now we will enter Raptor Survival Race Round 2 with me, Connor Williams. Let's see what we can do here in the Alsace village. One of my favourite tracks. First premiered to me when we were doing the Ivan Yates NoFap Challenge. Lift off, drift off.

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2006. He was a real... He was the pioneer of the NoFap Challenge. A lot of people think... We'll have to restart that again. A lot of people think that's something which has come into popular conscience in the past few years.

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But really, the Yates are the only way that's coming to the past few years. It's been no fapping since day dot. And it's... It's like a... It's like Mount Etna at the moment. In that News Talk studio. Day in, day out.

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The way it manifests itself sometimes can actually be quite detrimental to the people around himself as well. You know, because that... That is really a load to bear, so to speak. For want of a better phrase. A load to bear.

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Yeah, he's shouting and screaming. Where's my coffee? What's the story? Where's my slippers? He wears slippers to work. Like, you know, that's just... Look, that's Yates. That's just Yates, you know? That's just the way he operates. Don't take it personally, you know?

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If he comes around your house. And busts out a pair of fucking leather slippers with a lovely panther sack interior. I've worn them myself before on the stream. You might have seen them. Quality they are. Absolute quality. But, um... He's a great man for the panther sack. A real cozy, cozy individual.

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But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... Yeah, he had a lot to say. A lot to say. I drank a lot of wine as well. That's what you get when you're over here. You're like, you know, the Alsace... The Alsachians. They're great.

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And, you know what? They don't have satchels. They've never had any satchels. It doesn't exist. The concept doesn't exist over there. They just have bum bags. Fanny packs, as you call them in the United States. And, um... And pockets. You know, they're not into satchels in Alsace. Fantastic.

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But there's a blimp up there, which as you know, that was J-Rowe's previous Skybase before it got crashed.

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And then the second one got crashed into an NCT test centre in Longford, which we were in.

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You've seen the video of that as well.

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If you haven't, check out the back cat, which is available, even though I'm not really involved in that.

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There is someone who's taking time out of their life to record, save, and then re-upload videos with bits cut out of them as well.

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Because there might be, for instance, the tune that you're hearing right now, that might be flagged for a copyright or something like that.

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But your man's taking time out of his busy schedule to save them and then put it into an editing programme and cut those bits out as well.

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Which is, you've got to admire the dedication.

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You really do.

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You really do.

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And again, two out of three laps.

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Don't want to say this is just a cakewalk, because I don't want to come across as very confident.

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You know me.

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You know what I'm like.

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I'm a humble individual.

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I'm very cap in hand.

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I wait for the other person to strike first.

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I buy my lip, buy my tongue.

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I'm not fond of sharing my opinions.

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I don't like to talk at length.

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But I've been talking for so long now that I forgot why I was even making the points about me being humble.

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That's just irony.

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That's just irony, guys.

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And you don't want to get on the wrong side of irony.

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Because you know that you'll usually have egg on your face if you do.

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There was a lovely bit of C-class action there in the Netherlands the past few days.

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Yeatsy Baby and myself over there.

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He got a little bit space cake.

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And we went to the Sandpelt Classic.

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It was an invitation event only.

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At an undisclosed location.

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Somewhere around the Amsterdam region.

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And we went through the I-Tunnel.

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Underneath the I-River.

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At pace.

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A blistering pace.

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And Yeats expelled.

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A solid.

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Based on his shock and awe.

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At what was going on.

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So we had to calm down.

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Heading to the Bulldog.

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And space cake it up.

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Fortunately there was footage of the current situation.

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Between the rebels.

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In Damascus.

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And the Syrian forces.

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It was really.

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It was hard to take in.

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Whilst on the muffin.

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And he just absolutely lost the run of himself.

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And went AWOL.

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This was two hours now.

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Before the Sandpelt Classic.

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So I was having to walk around.

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Waltz around.

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The dam.

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Looking for this guy.

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The dam buster himself.

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And could not find him.

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Ended up going to the event.

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And there he was.

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Freeloading himself.

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Into the buffet table.

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I explained this in.

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There's more of that C-Class video coming up.

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But.

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Just can't get over.

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The absolute liberties the guy took.

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And he was just.

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Munching.

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Munching.

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Munching.

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He had cakes.

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Breadsticks.

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Hummus.

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He even had like a big bag of flaming hot Doritos.

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Which.

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Weren't even on offer.

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From the Sam Pell crowd.

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You know.

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So he brought them along.

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He got them in a 7-Eleven.

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And brought them along.

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Or a Fubo.

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Or whatever you call one of those shops.

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And.

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Absolutely dogging into him he was.

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It's sick in your hole.

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You know.

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Watching the way he goes on sometimes.

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But he's a mate.

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So what can you do?

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You know.

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There's nothing you can do.

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Just got to go along with it.

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You know.

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Edgar Davids.

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Just was.

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Really.

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Really.

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Not having any of it as well.

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00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,440
He's pissed off.

250
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:35,940
Very.

251
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:36,520
Very upset.

252
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:37,720
Edgar.

253
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,180
Of course.

254
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:38,720
Is the.

255
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,020
The Dutch face.

256
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,000
Of Sam Pell.

257
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:42,020
And.

258
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,060
It was great to meet him.

259
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,780
Shook his hand.

260
00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:48,080
Said you did some great work there.

261
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:49,320
Back in the late 90s.

262
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:50,880
Early 90s.

263
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,200
Well done.

264
00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:53,420
And.

265
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:54,240
I said.

266
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,080
Do you know who I am?

267
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,260
He said no.

268
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,440
I slipped him a business card.

269
00:38:59,520 --> 00:38:59,840
And.

270
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,040
That was that.

271
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,540
I'm just waiting for the call back now.

272
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,100
Like you know.

273
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:05,520
Did have a few ideas.

274
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,360
I shot his way.

275
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:07,360
Said.

276
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:07,640
You know.

277
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:07,960
Edgar.

278
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,940
Would you be interested in doing some kind of.

279
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:11,380
Set.

280
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:12,380
The Miles Dungeon.

281
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,840
Where I take lots of footage of you.

282
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:15,480
Playing for.

283
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,440
You know.

284
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,240
You've A.

285
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:17,500
And.

286
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:19,700
Gold Trove.

287
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,080
Nato.

288
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,100
Thank you very much.

289
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,280
Don't know why I'm thanking the Gold Trove.

290
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,120
Connor Williams.

291
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:25,820
First place.

292
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,620
Ashiki Ashima.

293
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:28,380
And.

294
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,840
Johnny Aikida.

295
00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:30,980
In second and third.

296
00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:32,440
The Japanese bad boys.

297
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,180
That absolute snake.

298
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:36,260
Uwe Misa.

299
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:36,900
The Brazilian.

300
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,940
Thank God.

301
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,020
He didn't get on the podium.

302
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,600
Don't like that guy.

303
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,380
Really don't like him.

304
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,740
He's not nice.

305
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,660
He doesn't really have a good word to say about anyone.

306
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:47,720
And.

307
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,040
I tried to give him my business card as well.

308
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,200
He wasn't taking it.

309
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:56,140
So that just goes to show the petty kind of level that some of these people are.

310
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,100
You can't please everyone.

311
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,280
You really can't.

312
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:00,620
And.

313
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:01,980
It's hard as well.

314
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:02,860
It's like with Edgar Davids.

315
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,720
It's like with Edgar Davids the other day.

316
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,120
He didn't know who I was.

317
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:06,640
And.

318
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,300
It was really hard to just.

319
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:09,640
You know.

320
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,260
Hit him with.

321
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,600
The ideas.

322
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:11,980
Because.

323
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,680
He's his own man.

324
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,360
I knew him.

325
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,680
I didn't have any leverage.

326
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,200
And.

327
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,440
He just wasn't getting any of my quips.

328
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:20,940
Jokes.

329
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:21,880
Or anything like that.

330
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:22,840
And.

331
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,540
It just felt like.

332
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,120
You just need to know who I am Edgar.

333
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:29,080
If you just knew.

334
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:30,700
Just give me another five minutes.

335
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:30,980
But.

336
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,140
His handlers and his people had him move along.

337
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:36,600
It's a shame.

338
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:36,820
Because.

339
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,340
I had a spare pair of Panther sack slippers in the bag.

340
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,220
Which are going to be premiering at the.

341
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:45,100
The upcoming Connor Williams loungewear.

342
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:48,340
Launch.

343
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,460
Which is going to be next week.

344
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:49,700
So.

345
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,080
Please do tune in for that.

346
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,640
I know.

347
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,960
I said it was going to be this week.

348
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:53,400
But it's been.

349
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,440
The coronavirus has meant that.

350
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:57,880
Our suppliers are.

351
00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,680
Don't know what they're doing.

352
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,500
At their end.

353
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,160
But their shipping times and lead times have gone.

354
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:04,760
Flatlined.

355
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:05,960
So.

356
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,500
I've got about three ton of slippers in a box.

357
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,120
Sitting in a.

358
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,820
In a factory out in Belgium.

359
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,880
And they're just screaming.

360
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,960
To be released from the box.

361
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:19,620
Not really.

362
00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:19,880
I mean.

363
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,060
Their Panther sack.

364
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,740
There's no live animals in there.

365
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,320
That's.

366
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,120
We don't do business like that.

367
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,100
Ourselves.

368
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,620
But the Connor Williams loungewear range.

369
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,660
Is going to blow.

370
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:30,940
You away.

371
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,460
Dressing gowns.

372
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:34,160
Slippers.

373
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,080
Velar.

374
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:38,180
Tops.

375
00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:39,300
Pajamas.

376
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:40,140
Shirts.

377
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,140
It's going to be absolutely fantastic.

378
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:43,840
Please.

379
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:44,520
Please.

380
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,120
Please.

381
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,860
Make sure you get on to it.

382
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:47,860
When it drops.

383
00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:47,860
When it drops.

384
00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,120
When it really does drop.

385
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,360
It's going to be fantastic.

386
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:52,260
Which.

387
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,260
Edgar Davids.

388
00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:53,260
Edgar Davids.

389
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:53,860
Blew.

390
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:53,960
Blew.

391
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,000
Blew the chance man.

392
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,220
I know you're watching Ed.

393
00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:57,680
I know you're watching.

394
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,520
They called you the bulldog back in the day.

395
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,700
Because of your ferocious.

396
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,920
Defensive midfield action.

397
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,600
Crazy tackles.

398
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,080
You had the skills as well.

399
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:08,780
To pay the bills.

400
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,580
Fancy footwork.

401
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,600
Great passing.

402
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:12,360
But.

403
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,400
You made a pass the other night.

404
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:19,040
And that was one pass you're going to regret for the rest of your life Davids.

405
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,000
I know it.

406
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,800
Don't think you're going to get back on this boat again.

407
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,980
When those panther slippers are released.

408
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,280
And the rest of the loungewear.

409
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,340
You're getting nothing.

410
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,860
You're getting absolutely nothing Davids.

411
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:33,380
But you're a lovely guy.

412
00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:35,000
And thanks very much for the handshake.

413
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:35,920
It was lovely to meet you.

414
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:38,860
Yeah.

415
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:40,360
Damascus at the moment.

416
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,560
It's not looking good.

417
00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,860
It's completely demasticated.

418
00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:47,680
They're thinking about launching an attack on the rebels.

419
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,020
And it's not nice.

420
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,560
It's grim.

421
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,540
It's guerrilla warfare.

422
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:55,360
It's guerrillas in the mist.

423
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,720
Don't know if you've seen that film before.

424
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,400
It's actually nothing like that.

425
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,580
When I think about it.

426
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:05,340
But I was saying this to Marco Pierre Weiss the other day.

427
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,740
A launch of his new range of falafel.

428
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,740
In the Fallen and Bern.

429
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,280
Just in town.

430
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,140
And he was saying that Syria really needs to get a hold of itself.

431
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:19,080
And just get back on track.

432
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,240
Because it used to be the seat of a lot of good stuff.

433
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:22,600
You know.

434
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,700
Ancient civilization.

435
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,680
I heard they made a lot of soap.

436
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,760
I heard they made a lot of soap.

437
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:29,760
Out there in Aleppo.

438
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,480
So it would be great to see them getting back to soap.

439
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,100
Instead of bombs.

440
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:37,060
And you know.

441
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:38,840
Look at that.

442
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:40,640
It's just bomb after bomb.

443
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,060
Smoke bombs.

444
00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:43,940
And of course.

445
00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:44,560
And of course.

446
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,020
Then you have the humanitarian crisis as well.

447
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:47,920
At the same time.

448
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,320
It really is hard to know what to do.

449
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,060
I am day after day.

450
00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:54,340
Sitting at home.

451
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:54,640
Thinking.

452
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,840
What's going on with Syria.

453
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,240
But I am also trying to juggle numerous other ventures.

454
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,160
And businesses as well.

455
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,880
So it's hard.

456
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,840
The seizure of Sarakib.

457
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,380
How is that going to play into.

458
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,520
Or impact if you will.

459
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,460
Erdogan's plan to drive Damascus back fighters.

460
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,380
Out of Idlib.

461
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,120
Well it's interesting that you say.

462
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,900
Erdogan drive Damascus fighters back.

463
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:21,280
Erdogan.

464
00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:23,140
He couldn't even drive.

465
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,820
A self-driving car.

466
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:26,980
Syria is not secure.

467
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:27,960
And because of that.

468
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,340
I just can't sleep at night.

469
00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:31,060
I can't sleep at night.

470
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,260
I have nightmares.

471
00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:34,300
About the Assad.

472
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:36,420
And it's just.

473
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,020
When's it going to end like.

474
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:38,240
You know.

475
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:38,540
It's just.

476
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,200
You know.

477
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,720
Can they not just settle down.

478
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:42,080
And you know.

479
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,500
Go for a drive or something.

480
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:44,800
Erdogan.

481
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,180
Maybe watch a bit of rugby.

482
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:46,540
Or.

483
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:47,860
I don't know.

484
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,460
Maybe pop down to Fallon and Byrne.

485
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,280
Do they have that?

486
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:51,620
In Idlib.

487
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,400
From looking at the pictures.

488
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:54,900
It's just tanks and bombs.

489
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,420
Do you know what I mean?

490
00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:58,920
They want to pull their socks up.

491
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,020
Drive the new Mercedes.

492
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:04,360
In a hot minute.

493
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,140
Just outside the Palacio de Mercado.

494
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:08,960
The reverend.

495
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:10,240
Sends his regards.

496
00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,440
But don't take the piss.

497
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:13,160
Okay.

498
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,800
You got caught out before.

499
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,760
And we're going to fucking drag your bollocks over hot calls.

500
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,660
If it happens again.

501
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,980
We're going to be hiring a couple of bollocks draggers.

502
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,960
They're from the far east.

503
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,600
They're from eastern Europe.

504
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,100
They don't do things by halves there.

505
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:32,520
Okay.

506
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,300
So make sure you're on your A game.

507
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,780
Bring your A game.

508
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:37,060
Yeah.

509
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,420
We don't want to see any B games.

510
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,440
Any C games.

511
00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:42,840
Definitely don't want to see any D games.

512
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:45,600
If you have a G game.

513
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,340
Then get on to G unit.

514
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,020
50 cents.

515
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,360
Former alma mater.

516
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,460
Get in touch with Lloyd Banks or Tony A.O.

517
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,400
Tell them I sent you.

518
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,520
Tell them I'm looking forward to seeing them down at Connor Williams AMG Enterprises.

519
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,800
On noon song tomorrow night.

520
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:09,620
See you later.

521
00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:38,260
How's it going guys?

522
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:40,340
Welcome back.

523
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,660
To Mercedes Pellegrino.

524
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,880
Brought to you by Max Darwin.

525
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,760
In association with Max Darwin.

526
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,720
Long time supporter and friend of the stream.

527
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,200
Thanks so much bud.

528
00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:57,140
Hope you're doing well.

529
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,320
Hope you've got yourself a bit of chalk.

530
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,000
A bit of pop.

531
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,280
And yeah.

532
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,540
Hope you're enjoying the show.

533
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,500
Two races in.

534
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:06,760
Two gold trophs.

535
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,240
100% Williams.

536
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,060
This is Celtic Tiger Nights.

537
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,160
The section of the show where we look back at.

538
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,500
The scintillating showbiz world.

539
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:18,360
Of 2005.

540
00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:19,020
2006.

541
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:21,040
The peak of things.

542
00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:24,140
If I do say so myself.

543
00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:25,940
See what was going on.

544
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:26,640
Back then.

545
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,020
So.

546
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,640
Got an article here.

547
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,920
From the 8th of.

548
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,280
March.

549
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:36,180
2006.

550
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:36,420
2006.

551
00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:40,440
This is Glenda's vagina monologues.

552
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,480
Which is something.

553
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,680
What was going on here.

554
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:45,280
Let's have a look.

555
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,880
Fontaine Corona Research Division.

556
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:48,880
Thank you very much.

557
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:51,900
Hope you're doing well bud.

558
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,860
I hope Zurich are treating you well.

559
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:56,260
And the merc crowd.

560
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:56,700
The merc crowd have.

561
00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:58,220
Kindly.

562
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,960
Done you a deal.

563
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:01,360
If not.

564
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,760
Get down to Connor Williams AMG tomorrow.

565
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,000
There's a car up for grabs.

566
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,760
It's got your name on it bud.

567
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:13,880
And the mercenary.

568
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,880
Thank you very much.

569
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:16,500
What new pandemic.

570
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,080
Will be breathed into the world.

571
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,880
When RTE defrosts.

572
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,200
The disheveled disease.

573
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,000
Corpse of dusting the turkey.

574
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,440
Once again.

575
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,680
Didn't know he was dead.

576
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:30,960
Goku.

577
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,420
420.

578
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,240
Thank you very much.

579
00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,040
So here you go.

580
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,800
The vagina monologues.

581
00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:40,080
Ireland's top model.

582
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,040
Glenda Gilson is.

583
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,920
Taken to talking about her private parts.

584
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,980
In a much publicised.

585
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,200
Increase.

586
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,040
And now her vagina's.

587
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:48,180
Monologue.

588
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:49,500
Dylan 96.

589
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,400
Thanks so much.

590
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,420
That's really kind of you bud.

591
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:55,360
Thank you very much.

592
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,480
Hope you're keeping well.

593
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,280
Fenella Fielding.

594
00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:03,340
Is she any relation to.

595
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,540
No Fielding.

596
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:06,960
This one.

597
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,560
That's Fenella Fielding.

598
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,560
Estonia.

599
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,520
Thank you very much.

600
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,320
Estonia.

601
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,340
Shout out to Estonia.

602
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:14,880
Great.

603
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:15,860
Great state.

604
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,100
Former Baltic state.

605
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Now.

606
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:19,000
Fully independent.

607
00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:20,160
And really.

608
00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:21,000
Just doing.

609
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,400
Doing the hard yards.

610
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,060
On their own.

611
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,820
You've got Latvia.

612
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,520
And Lithuania.

613
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,180
Beside you.

614
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,100
They're chomping at the bit.

615
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:30,640
To be as good as you.

616
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:32,400
I don't mind saying this.

617
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,860
I think you're the best.

618
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,600
Thanks very much Estonia.

619
00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:36,600
And thanks very much.

620
00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:36,960
Zurich.

621
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,500
Convention 2020.

622
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:41,780
Dan Zilla.

623
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:42,080
Says.

624
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,120
Please play race game.

625
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,460
Dan.

626
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:44,740
I'm really sorry bud.

627
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,180
Nothing can stop.

628
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,280
Celtic Tiger Knights.

629
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:48,900
So.

630
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,080
With Noel Fielding's.

631
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,340
Ma.

632
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:51,480
And.

633
00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:54,140
Five foot ten.

634
00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:54,540
Stunner.

635
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,380
From Castle Knock.

636
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,100
Appears daily.

637
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:56,720
In mags.

638
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,580
And rags.

639
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,300
Her love life.

640
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,200
Rugby ace.

641
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,300
Brian O'Driscoll.

642
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,660
Is the highlight of many.

643
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,060
Gossip.

644
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:04,680
Oh right.

645
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,380
So she was.

646
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:06,520
Okay.

647
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,280
Was the bod situation with her.

648
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:09,040
Before.

649
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:09,760
Yeah.

650
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,020
Yeah.

651
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:10,980
I see.

652
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:11,020
I see.

653
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:14,640
Catwalk Queen.

654
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:14,640
Catwalk Queen.

655
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,140
Finally made one of those moves.

656
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:17,140
Into taking roles.

657
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,280
Rather merely standing there.

658
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:20,260
Looking beautiful.

659
00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:21,860
Glenda has made no secret.

660
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:23,880
About the fact she sees her future in TV.

661
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,040
There's Colette Fitzpatrick.

662
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,080
Sister Olivia.

663
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:28,340
And.

664
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,300
Gemma Kenny.

665
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,540
And Astrid Brennan.

666
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,880
The vagina monologues.

667
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,140
Is currently playing nightly.

668
00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:35,780
In spirit.

669
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:38,580
And also stars veteran carry-on actress.

670
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,580
Fenella Fielding.

671
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,680
And the clinic actress.

672
00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:41,820
Norma Sheehan.

673
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,740
Speaking of Gilson.

674
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,060
Showbiz Ireland.

675
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,580
Caught up with the leggy babe.

676
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,680
At cocoon.

677
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,680
Last Friday night.

678
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,900
She celebrated her 26th birthday.

679
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:52,660
With boyfriend.

680
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:53,760
Brian O'Driscoll.

681
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,460
Friends.

682
00:50:55,660 --> 00:50:56,940
Nessa Mellot.

683
00:50:59,140 --> 00:50:59,700
And.

684
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,380
Cindy Cofola.

685
00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:03,700
Christy Cook.

686
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,980
Christy Cook De Seam.

687
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,120
And Olivia Keneally.

688
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:09,120
What?

689
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:10,380
How the hell did you get this off?

690
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:12,680
Got some water from Spain here guys.

691
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:13,440
If you missed out.

692
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:14,260
It's.

693
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,140
It was drone water.

694
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,320
Delivered to me last night.

695
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,040
While I slept.

696
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,840
Salon de Cabras.

697
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,620
And you wouldn't get this in Cabra.

698
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,000
You'd probably have to go as far as.

699
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:27,580
Donnybrook Fair.

700
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:28,380
Or.

701
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,780
Fallon and Byrne.

702
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:31,160
They'd probably do stock it.

703
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,060
That's great.

704
00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:37,840
That really.

705
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:38,720
That's fantastic.

706
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,300
It's so tasteless.

707
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,320
It's just the way water should be.

708
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,080
You should.

709
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:44,860
I just wanted to.

710
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,440
Give you a little sample of this glug here.

711
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,780
Don't know if you got that glug.

712
00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:51,540
If you can hear this.

713
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,060
It's.

714
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:55,400
It's brilliant.

715
00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:02,500
Hopefully that.

716
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,420
That's registered.

717
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,560
If it didn't.

718
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:06,560
If it didn't.

719
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,940
There's nothing I can do about it.

720
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,740
You just got to get on it.

721
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,260
Salon de Cabras.

722
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,260
Fantastic.

723
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:13,900
And thanks.

724
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,140
Thanks very much to all the guys out at Salon de Cabras.

725
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,160
Please do get on to Zurich if you can.

726
00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:22,980
Quote my name.

727
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,140
You might get some kind of concession or deal.

728
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:27,780
I won't bet on it.

729
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:30,420
But do quote my name.

730
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:31,880
It's always worth a try.

731
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:34,580
And that goes for any situation in life.

732
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:39,720
If you feel like you might need some kind of boost or advantage going in,

733
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:42,120
tell them you know about Connor Williams.

734
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,360
That's, you know, it sometimes works.

735
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,360
Works for me anyway.

736
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,800
But back to Celtic Tiger Knights before we get on to this race.

737
00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:01,300
Finally, Glenda arrived at the bar in a €650,000 Maybach Mercedes-Benz.

738
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,200
Driven by none other.

739
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,140
None other.

740
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,620
Now we've got to get this.

741
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:12,320
It's really nice.

742
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:14,520
Do you know what I love about Celtic Tiger Knights?

743
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:20,420
It's really nice just to flick back through the annals of time.

744
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,420
And then you see who was pulling the strings.

745
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,260
Who was controlling Pinocchio?

746
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:30,260
You know who it was.

747
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,240
A €650,000 Maybach Mercedes car?

748
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:37,100
Pfft.

749
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,800
Driven by property developer friend, Johnny Ronatnik.

750
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,160
Skybase extraordinaire.

751
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:44,940
J-Row.

752
00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:45,660
Roro.

753
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,340
If you're watching, hope you're doing well, bud.

754
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,480
Hope you're doing well.

755
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,160
Gonna win another gold troll for you now, okay?

756
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,980
Let's do this.

757
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,260
That was Celtic Tiger Knights.

758
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:05,000
Celtic Tiger Knights.

759
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,960
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

760
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,980
Celtic Tiger Knights.

761
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,520
Yeah.

762
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:23,100
Thank you very much, everyone, for your kind-hearted comments and tips.

763
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:24,180
Super Thursday.

764
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,960
Thank you very much, man.

765
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,140
I hope you're doing well, bud.

766
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,900
I hope you're doing well.

767
00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:32,220
Let me see here.

768
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,500
Who do you think would win in a fight, Connor?

769
00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:38,620
Are there C-Days with the powers of a Transformer, like Optimus Prime?

770
00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:43,400
Or Goku with the peace of mind of having a Zurich pension plan?

771
00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:45,960
Well, that's a real head-scratcher, Goku.

772
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:47,840
Thank you very much, Jake.

773
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,200
I think I'm gonna go with a Merc with the powers of a Transformer like Optimus Prime.

774
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:54,880
Why?

775
00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:59,080
Well, I just don't think that the Goku with the Zurich pension plan

776
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:04,780
is enough to wage a full-scale battle against a Skybase robot.

777
00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:08,700
I mean, you never mention Skybase, but, I mean, it's in my head,

778
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,020
so I think that's what it would be.

779
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Tony, Tony, thank you very much.

780
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:19,460
Nevertheless, it would be a battle I would love to see play out in front of mine eyes.

781
00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:22,360
But I don't think...

782
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,360
I don't see it happening anytime soon,

783
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:27,600
especially with the coronavirus running rampant.

784
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,860
I mean, there's not been an hour, or half an hour,

785
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,320
or even a 15-minute section of the day today

786
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:37,640
where I haven't heard somebody banging on about the coronavirus.

787
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,280
Ugh.

788
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,200
But, I mean, that's...

789
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,960
It's good that the panic is there,

790
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:48,100
because then we will try and, you know, roll it back, wind it in.

791
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,800
Bit of self-isolation.

792
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,400
Kick back with some Sam Pell for the week, you know,

793
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,780
or even Salanda Cabras.

794
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,300
I think...

795
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,580
I mean, somebody has said in the chat there

796
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:03,800
that Super Value do stock it.

797
00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:05,340
I'm not sure if...

798
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:07,500
I thought it might be too much for Super Value.

799
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,200
You're looking at 4 euro a bottle.

800
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:18,740
Carbonate, calcium, magnesium, potassium, sodium.

801
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,980
And you can bet your bottom dollar,

802
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:28,160
none of that fluorite that they're putting in the water system over here.

803
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,360
None of that.

804
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,380
It's making everybody docile.

805
00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:36,420
Let's get on with this.

806
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,120
Just a little bit of chalk.

807
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,300
Tiny bit more pop.

808
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,880
And then we hit the track with the Ford Raptor 150.

809
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,800
F-150 Raptor Survival Race 3.

810
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,040
The Colorado Springs.

811
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:58,800
Now, I'm not going to make any claims before going into this.

812
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,100
Why?

813
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:04,060
First time I've ever been on a Coloradan Spring track like this.

814
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,620
So we're just going to see how it goes.

815
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:06,120
But...

816
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:14,420
Those who dare do.

817
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:15,980
Those who dare do.

818
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,280
And that's exactly what I said to Maria Walsh the other night.

819
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,260
At her funky bunker.

820
00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:26,440
That she has in Brussels.

821
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,920
Straight from Edgar Davids in the Sam Pell event in Amsterdam.

822
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,160
Ivan Yates puking his hoop up in the back of the Maybach.

823
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:41,280
As we were driving like bullet pace.

824
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,640
Bullet pace.

825
00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:47,800
All the way down to Maria Walsh's funky bunker blast off.

826
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,360
In Brussels.

827
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:53,580
Where she was having a real 24 hour ding dong a linger.

828
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:58,980
She had a big bag full of grey goose Tamagotchis.

829
00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:01,700
She was just throwing them at everyone.

830
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:05,120
Even though they retail at $29.99.

831
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:06,220
I was like...

832
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:08,180
You must be in the money Maria.

833
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,040
She said yeah.

834
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,180
I'm an MEP.

835
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,260
You elected me.

836
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:13,840
I said I actually didn't.

837
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,360
You just got...

838
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:15,960
You were lucky.

839
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,720
And she said I am lucky.

840
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,360
I really am.

841
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,080
Because it's a well paid job.

842
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,200
And...

843
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,500
It's...

844
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,340
It's fucking...

845
00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,080
It's a DOS.

846
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,500
She said it's a DOS.

847
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,940
She told me not to tell you.

848
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,340
What I mean.

849
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,020
Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

850
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,980
Those Grey Goose Tamos.

851
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:33,860
Are gonna be in the...

852
00:58:33,860 --> 00:58:35,120
In the shop soon.

853
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:37,040
Make sure you get your hands on them.

854
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,280
Limited run guys.

855
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,200
Limited run.

856
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:41,560
So...

857
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,620
Get a few.

858
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,620
Stick them in a shoebox in the attic.

859
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,320
Or in the boot of the car.

860
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,500
Save them for a rainy day.

861
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,340
Bust them out.

862
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,280
Quid's in.

863
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:52,960
Quid's in.

864
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:55,960
Sandico...

865
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,480
My good friend Sandico Lanan.

866
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,400
Bought 20.

867
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,460
He got 5 for 3.

868
00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:04,340
You know.

869
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,600
After Maria Walsh was dishing them out.

870
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:08,160
But that's...

871
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,400
That's Sandico Lanan.

872
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,600
He is...

873
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,520
A polymath.

874
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,200
A gentleman.

875
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,380
A great dude.

876
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:14,340
A...

877
00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:15,540
A great friend.

878
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:16,800
A father...

879
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,280
A loving father of 4.

880
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,420
A solitary husband.

881
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:23,100
And an amazing male model.

882
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,380
And an absolute Grey Goose aficionado.

883
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,580
And inside...

884
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:31,780
A lot of people scorn upon his ballicity.

885
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,180
And his...

886
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:34,780
His Sandico...

887
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,720
Core football leather panel head.

888
00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:40,580
But...

889
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,280
Underneath...

890
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,540
Underneath that stitching.

891
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,560
And that leather.

892
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:44,960
Is...

893
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,960
An absolute savage brain.

894
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,000
And...

895
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,220
That's who he is.

896
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,400
New Beachwear...

897
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,200
New Beachwear line coming out soon.

898
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:55,040
You know about it.

899
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,380
But I'm getting...

900
00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:56,580
You know.

901
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:57,420
He's promoting it.

902
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,000
He's saying...

903
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,820
Connor can you do it?

904
00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,500
I said yeah.

905
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,440
Just...

906
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,600
I'll give you a mate's rates.

907
01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:02,800
He said...

908
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,480
It's just the advertising I get on Mercedes Pellegrino.

909
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:06,480
It's...

910
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,420
You couldn't buy that.

911
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,360
I said...

912
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:09,980
You can man.

913
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,040
You can son.

914
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:15,480
And we shook on a nice price.

915
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,880
Now let's get this gold.

916
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,600
Before we...

917
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,780
Before we do...

918
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:24,160
Quick check on the tunes.

919
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,240
Just to make sure we're not gonna run into anything rubbish.

920
01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:32,060
People have been going on to me about...

921
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:33,680
DJ boring.

922
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,120
So stick that on.

923
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,980
A track called Winona.

924
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:39,860
Could be something to do with the...

925
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:41,120
The online...

926
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,400
Kind of genre of...

927
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,200
I don't know what you call it.

928
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,540
Synth wave?

929
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,040
Wave?

930
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,260
I was in the middle of doing a reading for her.

931
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,060
And she stopped me and she said listen.

932
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:54,820
What would you call it?

933
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:55,380
I don't know.

934
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:56,060
It's a...

935
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:57,560
To be an actress.

936
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,600
It's a brand new genre.

937
01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:01,560
Dream wave?

938
01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:02,920
Find something else that you want.

939
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,660
Wave dreams?

940
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:07,340
I'm not sure.

941
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,740
We're having a little bit of a stinker of a start here.

942
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:11,400
But it's muddy.

943
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,700
It really is a mud bug situation.

944
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,200
I'm inside the mud bug now.

945
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,620
And I'm driving it.

946
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:19,760
But I'm not a mug buddy.

947
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,820
I'm not a fucking bug muddy either.

948
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:23,620
Or bud mug.

949
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,800
Popcorn in my teeth.

950
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,040
It's a real...

951
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,280
Test...

952
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,080
Of my limits.

953
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,940
As a driver...

954
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,680
Of a man.

955
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,220
And as of a human.

956
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:43,880
As well.

957
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:48,880
But it was never going to be easy.

958
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:49,660
Never.

959
01:01:49,820 --> 01:01:51,440
No one ever said it was going to be easy.

960
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:54,180
And it's folly to think that it is.

961
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,280
I mean we're told day after day to think positively.

962
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,600
About everything.

963
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,960
But that could lead to your downfall.

964
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:06,320
Why?

965
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:07,660
Because you might come...

966
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:09,200
You might become complacent.

967
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:11,720
And come a cropper.

968
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,900
Like I am now.

969
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,580
We've only got three laps of this.

970
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:17,900
It's a long track.

971
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:21,680
You have to kind of stay in second and third.

972
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,100
For much of this.

973
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,620
It would seem to be the case.

974
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:30,660
But yeah.

975
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,440
We nearly crashed the Maybach.

976
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:35,920
On the way down to Maria Walsh's funky bunker last night.

977
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,120
I had to get the car valet again.

978
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:39,740
I had to get the car valeted again.

979
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,260
When we got to Brussels.

980
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,100
So that was twice in the same day.

981
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,880
Once because of Ivan's accident in the eye tunnel.

982
01:02:50,980 --> 01:02:51,980
And then second.

983
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:51,980
And then second.

984
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:53,700
Because of his accident.

985
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:54,540
His second one.

986
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:58,620
Which was more of a straightforward kind of puke scenario.

987
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,480
But that was all the Doritos.

988
01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:01,180
The hummus.

989
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:01,940
The breadsticks.

990
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:09,160
And his stomach did take a turn when he saw Edgar Davids.

991
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,380
Because he actually doesn't like him.

992
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:16,960
He's very strongly opinionated as Yateser about football.

993
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,580
And believes that a challenge which Davids once launched.

994
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,940
On Manchester United's Yapstam.

995
01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:27,040
Was unwarranted and uncalled for.

996
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,480
Refused to shake his hand based on that one challenge from 1998.

997
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,580
Or 99.

998
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,480
Can't remember.

999
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,540
I said Yates.

1000
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,400
That's petty.

1001
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:40,580
But at that stage.

1002
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,400
It was a space cake to the wind.

1003
01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:45,140
And there was no talk to him.

1004
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,760
It's hard to believe that this man launched the best selling cookbook in Ireland last year.

1005
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:51,960
Do you know?

1006
01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:56,800
And you should have seen the state of some of the shite he was sticking into his mouth.

1007
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,480
That Sam Pell.

1008
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,100
The Sam Pell gig.

1009
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,640
He wanted to get up on stage and start chatting on mic.

1010
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,260
He said you're a plus one bud.

1011
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,880
You're a plus one.

1012
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:11,200
Sit down.

1013
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:12,640
Before you get chucked out.

1014
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,620
I can't answer the real question.

1015
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:16,560
There's Winona there on the.

1016
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,560
On the boom blaster.

1017
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,240
Winona Ryder.

1018
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:27,460
I'm actually thinking about getting a couple of Winona Riders fitted to the side hatch of the AMG Maybach I've got.

1019
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,040
Next Tuesday weekday fortnight.

1020
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:33,880
I'm up.

1021
01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:36,640
I'm on the fence as to whether or not to do it.

1022
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,580
Do you know me?

1023
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:41,520
I'm a humble guy.

1024
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,540
I don't really like talking about it.

1025
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,640
And I'm actually not.

1026
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,580
I'm not great chatting.

1027
01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:49,040
Do you know?

1028
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:49,580
I'm not.

1029
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,920
I'm actually quite shy.

1030
01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:51,940
And.

1031
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,280
It's just not like me to be.

1032
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:03,260
Talking about the 650,000 euro Maybach Mercedes Benz.

1033
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,960
Sam Pell limited edition glass cooler in the back.

1034
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:09,560
And.

1035
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,900
Leather upholstered seats.

1036
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,500
Manufactured.

1037
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,860
In the tannery of souls.

1038
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,540
By Moroccan sheep farmers.

1039
01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:24,640
By Moroccan sheep farmers.

1040
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:27,480
Yeah.

1041
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:27,740
It's.

1042
01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:30,700
It's.

1043
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,680
It's really something.

1044
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,640
It really is.

1045
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:32,920
But.

1046
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:34,580
Yeah.

1047
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:35,080
It's.

1048
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,600
Thank God it is leather.

1049
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:37,440
Because.

1050
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,660
The seats were easy to wipe down.

1051
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,360
There's a lot of undigested breadstick.

1052
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:44,780
There.

1053
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:45,880
It's fucking.

1054
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:46,800
Just rank.

1055
01:05:47,660 --> 01:05:48,080
I mean.

1056
01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:49,520
By the time we got to Brussels.

1057
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:53,560
He'd had two hours to digest those breadsticks.

1058
01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:54,560
But they still came up.

1059
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,360
Sorry if you're eating.

1060
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,960
Your pop and your chalk.

1061
01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:00,280
You don't want to hear about.

1062
01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:00,860
That.

1063
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,400
Puke escapades.

1064
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,220
But.

1065
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:06,820
He was fine after that.

1066
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,420
We got him sat up on the couch.

1067
01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:10,500
Gave him a Nescafe.

1068
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:10,980
In.

1069
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,500
Maria Walsh's funky bunker.

1070
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:17,640
And he played with the Tamagotchi.

1071
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,540
For the rest of the night.

1072
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,940
Didn't even have another sup.

1073
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,080
He was just mad into the tamo he was.

1074
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,220
I think he managed to get the tamo.

1075
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:27,560
To live.

1076
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,780
It's still alive now.

1077
01:06:29,340 --> 01:06:30,400
So it's day four.

1078
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,140
Another number four there.

1079
01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:35,660
Connor.

1080
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:36,920
Connor William Adas.

1081
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:37,540
Number four.

1082
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,120
Didn't get a podium place on this one.

1083
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:40,280
But.

1084
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,140
As I said to you.

1085
01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:43,920
Colorado Springs Lake.

1086
01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:45,580
It's a brand new track.

1087
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:47,600
Just not there yet.

1088
01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:48,380
Not there.

1089
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:49,360
We have to just.

1090
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,500
Take that again.

1091
01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:51,680
Rewind the clock.

1092
01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:52,860
And just.

1093
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:54,520
Go for gold again.

1094
01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:55,580
That's the way it is.

1095
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,800
If at first you don't succeed.

1096
01:06:58,800 --> 01:06:58,800
If at first you don't succeed.

1097
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,000
Get back on the track.

1098
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,080
And go for gold again.

1099
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,960
That's Connor Williams.

1100
01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:05,140
A quote from me.

1101
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,640
You can keep that in your back cat.

1102
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,500
Reseed a 650k.

1103
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,920
Thank you very much for that.

1104
01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:15,140
Reseed a.

1105
01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:15,520
Sorry.

1106
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:19,300
Thank you very much man.

1107
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:20,160
I hope you're doing well.

1108
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:22,960
But yeah.

1109
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:25,460
It was a roller coaster of a day.

1110
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:26,760
If not for me.

1111
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:27,820
For Yates.

1112
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,060
I really don't blame him for.

1113
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,260
Going AWOL.

1114
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:33,100
In the dam.

1115
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,520
Ricardo Lazardo.

1116
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:37,140
Thank you very much bud.

1117
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:38,480
Because.

1118
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,680
If you are to see.

1119
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:41,020
Syria war footage.

1120
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:41,520
Whilst.

1121
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:42,740
Caking.

1122
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:43,460
Then.

1123
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:44,720
It's not gonna.

1124
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,920
It's not gonna turn out well.

1125
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,240
You know.

1126
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,560
Oh god.

1127
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,120
Really nice.

1128
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,620
Really really nice stuff.

1129
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,060
But yeah.

1130
01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:02,240
Great stuff.

1131
01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:02,980
We got back.

1132
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:04,600
To.

1133
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:06,520
Amsterdam.

1134
01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:07,080
Because.

1135
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,800
That's where the flight.

1136
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:10,700
Was leaving from.

1137
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,440
This was the day after.

1138
01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:13,320
Maria Walsh's.

1139
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,200
Funky bunker.

1140
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:14,920
Blast off.

1141
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:15,840
Extravaganza.

1142
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:17,760
We were.

1143
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,040
Pretty rough.

1144
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:20,660
Rough.

1145
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,360
Around the edges.

1146
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,180
After that.

1147
01:08:25,980 --> 01:08:26,980
But it was a great.

1148
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:27,280
Great.

1149
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:28,140
Great situation.

1150
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:28,740
Like you know.

1151
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,920
You could even watch a movie.

1152
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,660
On the way home.

1153
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:33,660
I know it's only Amsterdam.

1154
01:08:33,660 --> 01:08:34,200
To Dublin.

1155
01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:34,460
But.

1156
01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:36,100
KLM.

1157
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:37,060
Operated good.

1158
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,080
Good.

1159
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:38,740
Airline.

1160
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:39,920
I'd recommend them.

1161
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,400
If you're ever gonna go Dutch.

1162
01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:43,540
KLM.

1163
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,000
They look after you.

1164
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:46,220
And.

1165
01:08:46,380 --> 01:08:47,480
They've got the cans.

1166
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:48,780
On the chiller.

1167
01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:49,720
Ready to go.

1168
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,020
At no extra cost.

1169
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,480
That's great to.

1170
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:54,860
You know.

1171
01:08:54,860 --> 01:08:56,040
Sink back a couple of.

1172
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,080
and watch a movie as well.

1173
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,700
The latest stuff,

1174
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:05,620
the latest movies, latest TV shows.

1175
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,200
Honey Boy is what we watched.

1176
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:10,540
A great movie.

1177
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:15,320
Fantastic work by the beefster, the beef.

1178
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,360
So made a little review of it there.

1179
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:32,520
COVID-19. What's it mean for us?

1180
01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:34,880
What does it mean for us as a society

1181
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,680
and for the planet Earth going forward?

1182
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:41,320
We're looking at a vast, vast unknown landscape.

1183
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,180
That is the future.

1184
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,640
We can look to the past to try and predict the future,

1185
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,760
but that's a waste of time

1186
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,360
because there's so many variables

1187
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,160
that have come into play since the past

1188
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,700
that you're comparing apples with oranges.

1189
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:01,620
But you can see where humanity did fuck up and go,

1190
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,900
yeah, well, look, they did this, that.

1191
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:05,540
They ruined that.

1192
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:10,760
But maybe if they'd have had WhatsApp

1193
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:14,180
or fucking Shake Shack,

1194
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:18,300
then maybe they wouldn't have made those mistakes.

1195
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,600
I was saying this the other day

1196
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,220
when I was talking to Miles Dungan.

1197
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,500
I was around at his trying to cook up

1198
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,580
some tasty stems for the weekend.

1199
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:37,280
And we still come to movie on Honey Boy by Shia LaBeouf.

1200
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,240
A great movie, great film.

1201
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:45,660
Answers a lot of questions about Shia,

1202
01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:49,620
the enfant terrible of the new gen,

1203
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,960
Gen XZ.

1204
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,720
the 9-11 generation.

1205
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,020
Explicitly a coming-of-age tale.

1206
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,660
A young man who has to come of age

1207
01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:01,760
earlier than you and me,

1208
01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:02,900
hopefully, anyway.

1209
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,040
Living in a kind of motel

1210
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:09,540
with his Vietnam veteran father.

1211
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:11,200
Alcoholic.

1212
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,180
You name it.

1213
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,600
Poor O'Shia has to deal with the...

1214
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,640
the ins and outs of that.

1215
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,340
Fuck, man.

1216
01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:23,860
Just got these frames the other day.

1217
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,580
Don't have to take them back.

1218
01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:29,100
Your man always takes a day or two

1219
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:30,540
to fucking tweak them.

1220
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,840
It'll only be a two-minute job,

1221
01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:34,520
but he's very, very particular.

1222
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,060
There's kind of like a touching nature

1223
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:41,220
to the things that are going on,

1224
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:44,140
despite there being horrific sort of stuff

1225
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:45,780
only ten minutes before.

1226
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:49,540
There's worse childhoods you could have had,

1227
01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,960
but regardless,

1228
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,900
it was a shit childhood nonetheless.

1229
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:59,120
and it's played out very well.

1230
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,180
It's played out really well.

1231
01:12:01,980 --> 01:12:03,400
Been trying to master that, actually.

1232
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,400
Maybe even letting it bounce.

1233
01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:06,400
Like that.

1234
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:08,460
Just no delay, you know.

1235
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:09,860
That's, you know,

1236
01:12:10,820 --> 01:12:12,120
honey boy it up anyway.

1237
01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:13,260
It's a great little movie.

1238
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:17,200
And it's like it's got the little drop

1239
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,180
and then the flick

1240
01:12:18,180 --> 01:12:18,980
and then the touch

1241
01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:19,500
and then the touch

1242
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:24,120
and then another fucking real strange one as well.

1243
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:24,500
Like, you know,

1244
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:26,000
takes you up and under

1245
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:26,680
and all over.

1246
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:33,880
I'll keep holding on.

1247
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:34,480
Oh, my God.

1248
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,180
Oh, my God.

1249
01:12:36,180 --> 01:12:39,800
I'll keep holding on.

1250
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:45,460
I'll keep holding on.

1251
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:58,640
How many goose must go through the gristle grinder

1252
01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,900
before we realize

1253
01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:03,680
how humanity has been stretched beyond its means?

1254
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,180
It's time to close off the mountains.

1255
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,040
There's too many people going up there

1256
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,540
and I won't have it.

1257
01:13:10,980 --> 01:13:13,080
I've seen you in the tunnel the last day.

1258
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,620
I had to put the lights on, though.

1259
01:13:14,780 --> 01:13:16,840
I perform a Huey Lewis in the news

1260
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,140
because I couldn't be arsed

1261
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:20,680
making idle chit-chat.

1262
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,340
so I decided to drive home again.

1263
01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:25,900
Some may say that's ignorant.

1264
01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:28,920
Others might say it's social anxiety.

1265
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:32,980
I say it's just Connor being Connor.

1266
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:34,380
Don't worry about it.

1267
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,580
It's not your fault.

1268
01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:39,860
The blossom tree in Japan left a few petals

1269
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:42,820
on top of my panoramic suck hut here at the top.

1270
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:44,080
It's retractable

1271
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,380
and you can also move it up and down, too.

1272
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,540
It's a mechanical wonder.

1273
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,340
AMG, of course, standing for arses, marses and garces.

1274
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:54,200
And I tell you this,

1275
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,300
if you've got a bit of grey goose,

1276
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,100
can I have some?

1277
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,080
I'm not doing good, man.

1278
01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:02,020
Can I have some?

1279
01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:02,040
Can I have some?

1280
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:19,500
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1281
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,560
A bit early for it, but fucking we'll do it again.

1282
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:23,520
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1283
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,520
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1284
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,620
Celtic Tiger Nights Part 2 here,

1285
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:37,800
where we delve into the landscape,

1286
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,620
the blissful landscape that was

1287
01:14:40,620 --> 01:14:43,340
the Celtic Tiger years.

1288
01:14:44,820 --> 01:14:48,280
And we've got a cracker of an article here, guys.

1289
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:55,080
It's Jordan and Peter Andre meeting Enya

1290
01:14:55,080 --> 01:15:02,520
from the 29th of March 2006.

1291
01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:04,900
This promises to be something.

1292
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:09,460
It was rat poison.

1293
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:10,440
Thank you very much.

1294
01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:13,420
This promises to be something.

1295
01:15:14,980 --> 01:15:16,320
Let me see here now.

1296
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:21,220
You couldn't have two people at more opposite ends

1297
01:15:21,220 --> 01:15:23,380
of the showbiz spectrum than Katie Price,

1298
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,760
also known as Jordan, and Enya.

1299
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,760
One lives her life through a lens,

1300
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:28,880
while the other avoids it.

1301
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:31,120
Have we seen this already?

1302
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:32,760
We might have seen it already.

1303
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,260
Thank you very much for that.

1304
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:41,000
Ricardo Lizardo.

1305
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,420
And Paul's bad landlord.

1306
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,020
Did we see this again?

1307
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,240
Have we seen this before?

1308
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,820
Can somebody confirm that?

1309
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:58,780
We've seen it.

1310
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,020
Sorry, guys.

1311
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:01,860
It was such a good article.

1312
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,680
And you had string fellow in.

1313
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,400
And look at that lad in the background.

1314
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:08,700
Zomo.

1315
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:09,600
Was that Zomo?

1316
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:11,580
Could have been Zomo from Fair City.

1317
01:16:12,260 --> 01:16:13,060
We are Leeds.

1318
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,780
Thank you very much, we are Leeds.

1319
01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:16,980
And thank you, Westside is the best side.

1320
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,580
I've invested in a couple of bottles of KRX,

1321
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,840
flogging them at 400% price hike,

1322
01:16:22,180 --> 01:16:23,360
due to coronavirus.

1323
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:25,480
Sound investment, Connor.

1324
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:28,340
Paid for three crates of Grey Goose already.

1325
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,560
That is business, my friend.

1326
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,560
That is business.

1327
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,260
The business mindset.

1328
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,760
The Connor Williams mindset.

1329
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:37,180
Prince Philip.

1330
01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:39,460
Thank you very much, Prince Philip.

1331
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:41,200
McCrack and Co.

1332
01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:51,520
Yeah, we've seen this again.

1333
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:52,140
I'm sorry.

1334
01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:52,140
I'm sorry.

1335
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:55,580
We're going to have to do another one.

1336
01:16:55,780 --> 01:16:56,300
Let's have a look.

1337
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,340
The Johnny Ronan.

1338
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,280
Thank you very much.

1339
01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:02,640
Jonathan Rhys Mayers and Shooter.

1340
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,900
Shane's Irish threesome.

1341
01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:09,380
The meteors go mental.

1342
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,240
Did we see string?

1343
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:19,600
We saw a string fellow, but I'm not sure we got all that Peter string fellow had to offer.

1344
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,700
We had the tassel girls.

1345
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:30,300
I'm sorry.

1346
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,700
I need to shit or get off the pot here.

1347
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:34,200
I'm not wasting your time.

1348
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,300
Unless you've got it.

1349
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,200
Is there anyone that recommends an article there?

1350
01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:41,540
Anything that catches your eye?

1351
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,500
We'll go with Bono.

1352
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,000
15th of the 5th, 2006.

1353
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:56,800
U2 singer Bono celebrated his 46th birthday with a very low-key knees up.

1354
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:03,960
His two best mates, Googie and Gavin Friday in none other than Lily's Bordello.

1355
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:05,560
There he is.

1356
01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:07,080
Looking quite menacing.

1357
01:18:08,780 --> 01:18:09,760
Great shade.

1358
01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:11,120
Shade wear.

1359
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,880
And he really kept that going.

1360
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,320
Even when people are saying, it's gone, it's done, man.

1361
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,940
You've had enough time with the shades.

1362
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:23,080
What's going on there?

1363
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,840
I don't know.

1364
01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:34,240
When showbiz types celebrate a birthday, there's usually a flock of imported pink flamingos on standby.

1365
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:39,600
A swimming pool filled with champagne and a fleet of white limousines around the block.

1366
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,640
And every A to Z list celeb.

1367
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,600
This is beautifully written.

1368
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,360
It's actually so good I need to start again at the top of the paragraph.

1369
01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:52,200
I don't care if people are waiting for the Colorado Springs race take two.

1370
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:58,300
I'm just going to do this and try and read it with the best of my ability.

1371
01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:01,480
And that of what the gaiety school of acting gave me.

1372
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:09,820
When showbiz types celebrate a birthday, there's usually a flock of imported pink flamingos on standby.

1373
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,640
A swimming pool filled with champagne.

1374
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:15,580
A fleet of white limousines around the block.

1375
01:19:16,060 --> 01:19:22,880
And every A to Z list celebrity shimmying down the red carpet for the gathered media swarm.

1376
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,640
There's the boys there.

1377
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:27,720
Good guys.

1378
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,380
Three amigos.

1379
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,740
Los dos friends.

1380
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:39,160
But no such diva behavior from Arbono.

1381
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:46,140
Instead, the singing humanitarian celebrated his 46th with a new short back and size haircut.

1382
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,880
And a couple of beers with his oldest mates.

1383
01:19:49,340 --> 01:19:51,260
And actor, James Nesbitt.

1384
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:54,320
James Nesbitt of course didn't make the cut of his oldest mates.

1385
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,300
But he could be old enough by now, I suppose.

1386
01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:59,540
There's the Nesbo himself.

1387
01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:08,120
Showbiz Ireland caught up with her old friend Bono and pals as they left Lily's by the back door in the wee small hours of Friday morning.

1388
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:11,580
Looking at Tab Mary, but always willing to pose for a snap.

1389
01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,280
Happy birthday, Hewson.

1390
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaking of parties at Lily's, Reformed Boy Band, Take That celebrated two sold out concerts.

1391
01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:22,100
In that point.

1392
01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:24,280
Love the way it just goes from that to this.

1393
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:28,540
And then a private gathering VIP club on Saturday night.

1394
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:34,660
Gary Barlow, Mark Owen, Howard Donald and Jason Orange have got back together.

1395
01:20:35,180 --> 01:20:37,260
Sans Robbie William Adas.

1396
01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:40,540
To take the world by storm for a second time.

1397
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,120
With a string of sold out concerts.

1398
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:44,840
Should need to get a bit of pop.

1399
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,940
Just, the article is too good.

1400
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,640
To leave the pop by the wayside.

1401
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,500
Feels like I'm watching a movie.

1402
01:20:51,660 --> 01:20:53,000
It's so well written.

1403
01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:01,620
Quantitative easing.

1404
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:02,900
Thank you very much.

1405
01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:06,260
Man.

1406
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:07,900
That's really kind of you.

1407
01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:14,680
The handsome foursome still look great despite 10 years having passed.

1408
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:18,980
Since they last performed together and judging by ticket sales.

1409
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:24,260
And the sheer dedication of their now grown up female fan base.

1410
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:25,900
Tip to be square.

1411
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,840
Thank you very much.

1412
01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:29,500
There is still huge scope.

1413
01:21:30,340 --> 01:21:32,600
For Take That to be great again.

1414
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:34,660
Timeless.

1415
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:35,960
Great band.

1416
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,360
Great band.

1417
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:39,100
It has to be said.

1418
01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,700
Gary Barlow wrote some fantastic tunes.

1419
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:46,780
He really did.

1420
01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:55,640
Robbie Williams did well.

1421
01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:56,060
But I mean.

1422
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,320
Wasn't on the same level as Barlow.

1423
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,080
But he had talent in other areas.

1424
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,440
He was a show man.

1425
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:05,940
He was a front man.

1426
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:07,900
He had bags of personality.

1427
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:12,660
And he really showed them.

1428
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:13,780
When he left.

1429
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:17,540
And hit them between the eyes with angels.

1430
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,060
But Barlow.

1431
01:22:21,340 --> 01:22:24,560
Barlow Ghost wrote a lot of good songs as well during the 90s.

1432
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,960
I know because I was there.

1433
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,060
I was there when he penned those tunes.

1434
01:22:33,060 --> 01:22:33,820
In fact.

1435
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,640
I'm an uncredited presence.

1436
01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:40,620
In much of the guy's back cat.

1437
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,400
He won't tell you that.

1438
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,500
Because I've told him not to.

1439
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:47,960
I told them.

1440
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,360
I told him rather.

1441
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:51,660
That I'll let the people know.

1442
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:54,220
When I'm ready.

1443
01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:56,460
And it's going to be on my terms.

1444
01:22:57,260 --> 01:22:58,280
Barry Garlow.

1445
01:22:58,700 --> 01:22:59,580
Listen to me man.

1446
01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:01,440
You go out there and sing the tunes.

1447
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,880
I'll watch as you get famous.

1448
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:05,920
And I won't cry about it.

1449
01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:08,140
And I don't want any money either Basra.

1450
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,120
You're a good guy Basra.

1451
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:13,860
He said don't call me that.

1452
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:15,300
I said why?

1453
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,960
It's just the name of a place in Iraq.

1454
01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:18,960
Do you not like Iraq Basra?

1455
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:23,540
It turns out he had some strong opinions on the war.

1456
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,260
The first Gulf War.

1457
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:26,100
Not the second one.

1458
01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:28,300
I tell you.

1459
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:31,400
Who did have strong opinions on the second Gulf War.

1460
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:33,860
Mick Hucknell.

1461
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,560
I came across this clip of him.

1462
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:37,700
Back in the day.

1463
01:23:38,940 --> 01:23:40,880
And he was just mad to get in there.

1464
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:42,980
He just wanted the Yanks to get in there.

1465
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:43,380
And fucking.

1466
01:23:45,740 --> 01:23:47,040
Take the place to town.

1467
01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:47,560
Like you know.

1468
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,740
Here he is offering his opinion on that war.

1469
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:51,600
And.

1470
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:52,860
Wine.

1471
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,260
How many goose must go through the gristle grinder.

1472
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,200
Before we really.

1473
01:23:57,220 --> 01:23:58,640
What I would like to see happen is.

1474
01:23:58,760 --> 01:23:59,100
Is that they.

1475
01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:01,240
They send in that military force.

1476
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:02,400
Get Saddam.

1477
01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:05,020
And then as the great late John Wayne might say.

1478
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,180
Get the hell out of there.

1479
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:07,200
You know.

1480
01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:07,700
They say.

1481
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,840
It's none of our business.

1482
01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:11,280
If George Bush didn't make it his business.

1483
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:13,100
All these sort of left wing.

1484
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:14,360
Trendies.

1485
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,220
Would all be screaming.

1486
01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:17,020
That Bush isn't doing anything about this.

1487
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:19,440
This dictator has killed a million people.

1488
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:21,260
That France should name itself.

1489
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,280
Rename its country to Au Contrère.

1490
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:23,700
I think.

1491
01:24:23,780 --> 01:24:26,720
Because they seem to do everything the opposite to everybody else anyway.

1492
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,640
And bearing in mind also that.

1493
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:31,080
38% of their oil revenue.

1494
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,480
Their oil comes from Iraq.

1495
01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,780
The sheer hypocrisy of these people.

1496
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,800
Accusing America of being in it for the oil.

1497
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:40,320
Is almost laughable.

1498
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:41,660
But interesting.

1499
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,320
Just one other little aside.

1500
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,060
The very interesting thing about France.

1501
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:47,440
Is that.

1502
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,120
Not a lot of people know this.

1503
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,820
But Bordeaux wine.

1504
01:24:51,940 --> 01:24:52,180
Right.

1505
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:55,980
Is fortified with 19% Italian grapes.

1506
01:24:56,540 --> 01:25:00,520
And the grapes themselves were imported from America after the Second World War.

1507
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,920
So this Le vin Francaise.

1508
01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,060
Is not as Francaise as people like to think it is.

1509
01:25:06,140 --> 01:25:06,600
So you know.

1510
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,300
That's another little image of France.

1511
01:25:08,380 --> 01:25:10,380
That's slightly shattered there.

1512
01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:11,280
Oh la la.

1513
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,720
I better not come back.

1514
01:25:18,540 --> 01:25:19,100
Look.

1515
01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:23,220
There's no easy way to say this.

1516
01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:26,000
But we've booked the ferry.

1517
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:28,580
To go to France.

1518
01:25:32,220 --> 01:25:33,480
We're going in June.

1519
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,760
I just didn't know how you'd take the news.

1520
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:44,280
So soon after the last holiday we had in the Swiss Alps.

1521
01:25:53,780 --> 01:25:54,180
Sorry.

1522
01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:54,700
It's not.

1523
01:25:54,740 --> 01:25:56,180
It's not Celtic Tiger Nights.

1524
01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,300
It's not Celtic Tiger Nights.

1525
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,340
That was before.

1526
01:26:02,140 --> 01:26:02,900
Ignore that.

1527
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,100
It's not Celtic Tiger Nights.

1528
01:26:10,180 --> 01:26:11,160
We just had that.

1529
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,940
We need to get that sorted out guys.

1530
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:13,360
Rapid.

1531
01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:13,860
Okay.

1532
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,020
Let me just get those tunes back on.

1533
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,940
Welcome back to Mercedes Pellegrino.

1534
01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:25,480
We're going for gold on the Colorado Springs track.

1535
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,360
Which we don't really have any experience on at the moment.

1536
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:29,600
Grogoski.

1537
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:30,720
Thank you very much bud.

1538
01:26:31,580 --> 01:26:32,660
Hopefully you're doing well.

1539
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:34,400
Yeah.

1540
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:37,640
We're going to hit this track hard.

1541
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,140
With the confidence of a lion.

1542
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,400
Snarl of a lion.

1543
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,340
The heart of a leopard.

1544
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:43,600
The feet.

1545
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,160
And fast thinking of a cheetah.

1546
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:51,420
And just like the cool chilled out relaxed personality of a sloth.

1547
01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:53,860
So doing all the fast stuff.

1548
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,800
But with a kind of like a yes or what man kind of vibe.

1549
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:00,700
As if it's just nothing to me.

1550
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:01,560
It's like going to work.

1551
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,900
We'll restart that again.

1552
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,080
Curry fingers.

1553
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,060
Thank you very much.

1554
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,400
Don't worry the curry.

1555
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:19,920
Wait a second.

1556
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,020
You don't want to go into too high a gear.

1557
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:22,420
Because.

1558
01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:25,960
You get sent all over the shop.

1559
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,980
Scabby slimy elbow.

1560
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,240
Thank you very much man.

1561
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:41,200
Got the sand pedal cam down there.

1562
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:47,560
Wilson socks.

1563
01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:52,360
Kindly provided today's socks.

1564
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:55,860
For today's show.

1565
01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:57,500
They were on to meet.

1566
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,980
Hound to meet during the week.

1567
01:27:59,080 --> 01:27:59,580
Saying Connor.

1568
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:01,120
It's been two, three months now.

1569
01:28:01,180 --> 01:28:01,800
You haven't shown.

1570
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,380
Any pedal action.

1571
01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:07,560
Can we sponsor some pedal action?

1572
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:08,940
I think it's time to bring it back.

1573
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:10,380
I said I'm not sure.

1574
01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:12,520
I don't think the audience really responded to it.

1575
01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:14,940
I got out some demographics.

1576
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:15,740
Some stats.

1577
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:16,400
Some charts.

1578
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,760
Explained to them why.

1579
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,840
What they were doing wasn't good enough.

1580
01:28:20,820 --> 01:28:22,380
From my end.

1581
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:24,500
And they went away.

1582
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,500
Got back to me by end of play the following day.

1583
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:30,840
With a stimulus package.

1584
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:32,060
And.

1585
01:28:33,340 --> 01:28:34,300
What can I say?

1586
01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:36,340
It's Wilson or a bust at this stage.

1587
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,680
You can get them at Penny's.

1588
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:41,280
But I won't.

1589
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:42,780
But I will wear them.

1590
01:28:44,060 --> 01:28:46,200
Because they're sponsoring the stream.

1591
01:28:46,340 --> 01:28:47,400
That's just the way it is.

1592
01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:48,180
Thanks very much.

1593
01:28:48,220 --> 01:28:49,680
Big shout out to Wilson socks.

1594
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,220
And also you make great tennis rackets as well.

1595
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,600
Maybe you could get me some of those tennis rackets Wilson.

1596
01:28:55,820 --> 01:28:56,420
If you're watching.

1597
01:28:57,420 --> 01:28:58,180
I'd like that.

1598
01:29:01,980 --> 01:29:02,940
Do meet up.

1599
01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:04,700
Once a month.

1600
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:06,620
With Ray Shah.

1601
01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:08,340
And.

1602
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:11,060
Baz.

1603
01:29:15,060 --> 01:29:16,040
To play.

1604
01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:18,200
The game of the gods.

1605
01:29:19,460 --> 01:29:20,240
Tennis ball.

1606
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,440
Doubles of course.

1607
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:24,300
The fourth man.

1608
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:25,340
None other.

1609
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:26,040
Than.

1610
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,020
Pat Cash.

1611
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:29,600
Who's.

1612
01:29:29,980 --> 01:29:31,760
Secretly residing in Wicklow.

1613
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,900
In the same way that.

1614
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,180
Daniel Day Lewis was for some time.

1615
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:38,280
Till we found out where he was.

1616
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:40,000
And then wrecked his head.

1617
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,580
And then he moved away again.

1618
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:44,380
Also.

1619
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:45,500
I.

1620
01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:47,940
Maybe had something to do with that as well.

1621
01:29:48,060 --> 01:29:48,360
Because.

1622
01:29:48,620 --> 01:29:50,580
I was on set with Daniel Day.

1623
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,640
I've talked about this.

1624
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:52,180
I'm not gonna.

1625
01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:55,220
I'm not gonna burn your ear off again.

1626
01:29:55,420 --> 01:29:56,940
Talking about the same old.

1627
01:29:56,940 --> 01:30:00,300
Amazing stories.

1628
01:30:00,420 --> 01:30:00,800
Featuring.

1629
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,240
Great legendary names.

1630
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:05,500
But.

1631
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,660
Needless to say.

1632
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:08,220
Daniel Day and myself.

1633
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:09,440
Logger heads.

1634
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:11,920
The guy's an artist.

1635
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:12,800
I can see that.

1636
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:13,280
But I mean.

1637
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:14,560
He needs to fucking drop the act.

1638
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:15,280
And have a pint.

1639
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,460
And just talk.

1640
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:18,580
Like a normal human.

1641
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:19,000
And that's.

1642
01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:20,760
That's exactly why we became a cropper.

1643
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:22,520
But I mean.

1644
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:23,800
Fair play to you Daniel Day.

1645
01:30:23,980 --> 01:30:24,200
If.

1646
01:30:24,380 --> 01:30:24,860
If you're.

1647
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:25,660
If you're watching.

1648
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:27,240
I know you are.

1649
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:28,520
Fair play.

1650
01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:29,160
And.

1651
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,180
He said you're never gonna act again.

1652
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:33,340
After Phantom Thread.

1653
01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,200
I think that was the right choice man.

1654
01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:38,160
I think that was the right choice.

1655
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:41,540
I don't think.

1656
01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:41,540
I don't think.

1657
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:45,240
I don't think it's for you man.

1658
01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:46,400
I don't think you're cut out for it.

1659
01:30:46,660 --> 01:30:47,140
To be honest.

1660
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,140
There might have been some kind of.

1661
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:52,340
I don't know.

1662
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:53,700
Hubbub.

1663
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:56,600
The odd Oscar.

1664
01:30:57,540 --> 01:30:57,700
But.

1665
01:30:58,700 --> 01:30:59,460
I just don't.

1666
01:30:59,540 --> 01:31:00,780
I couldn't see it going anywhere.

1667
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,000
And you turned down.

1668
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:03,380
And you turned down the script.

1669
01:31:03,380 --> 01:31:04,360
I sent you as well.

1670
01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:07,000
I gave it to you.

1671
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:07,800
Handed it to you.

1672
01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:10,120
The first day we were working.

1673
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:11,720
I got a bollocking.

1674
01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:14,480
Because I wasn't meant to be soliciting work.

1675
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,120
Through you.

1676
01:31:16,260 --> 01:31:16,800
On set.

1677
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:17,540
On their film.

1678
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:18,600
Plus.

1679
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,180
You told me to contact your agent.

1680
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:22,780
You're just not.

1681
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,020
You're not.

1682
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:25,720
A normal.

1683
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:27,280
Man Dan.

1684
01:31:28,340 --> 01:31:28,780
Okay.

1685
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:31,920
I think you're a great artist.

1686
01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:33,280
But I mean.

1687
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:35,740
The way you looked and treated me.

1688
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:36,600
Was really.

1689
01:31:37,420 --> 01:31:39,360
It was like I was a piece of shit.

1690
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,500
On your shoe Dan.

1691
01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:45,880
I don't know if that was the way it was.

1692
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,220
Or will you just methadactin.

1693
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:53,640
There we go.

1694
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:56,620
We're going to get podium on this.

1695
01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:01,220
I can sense we're going to get a good podium place.

1696
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:05,580
That gold trophy is really elusive.

1697
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,460
Very very elusive.

1698
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,120
Very hard to catch at this stage.

1699
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,600
Perhaps some tuning of the gears.

1700
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,200
The ratios and such.

1701
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:15,320
Might need to be done.

1702
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:17,540
We're going to attempt this track again.

1703
01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:18,100
And again.

1704
01:32:18,220 --> 01:32:18,880
There is no if.

1705
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:20,140
It's only when.

1706
01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:27,200
That's the stuff you need to really use any advantage you can.

1707
01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:29,160
And that was the side of that lad's raptor.

1708
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:31,240
This paint will need a job.

1709
01:32:31,660 --> 01:32:32,060
But I mean.

1710
01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:34,860
Not much I can do about that now.

1711
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,340
But you should have got in my way.

1712
01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,420
Is this the finish line?

1713
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,080
Is this a silver trove?

1714
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,440
It sure is.

1715
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,080
Second time ever on the track.

1716
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,560
Already clocking that silver trove.

1717
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:54,220
I don't know if it's me, Zurich or the goose.

1718
01:32:55,180 --> 01:32:56,540
Or I'm feeling rapt.

1719
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,220
Rapt funeral amazement.

1720
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,480
How well I took that lap.

1721
01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:03,440
And again.

1722
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:04,240
I'm a very.

1723
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,180
I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet.

1724
01:33:07,660 --> 01:33:08,720
I'm humble guy.

1725
01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:10,080
Man of few words.

1726
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,000
So I'll just leave it to you.

1727
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,340
Leave it to you to decide.

1728
01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:18,240
Who really did.

1729
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:21,000
Earn their stripes on that last race.

1730
01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:24,220
Look.

1731
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:28,440
The game's about to change.

1732
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:33,220
The brand new sumptuous E-class is within your grasp.

1733
01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:33,900
Mercedes.

1734
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,620
All your life you've talked a good game.

1735
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:37,140
F*** you.

1736
01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:39,100
Now it's time to back it up.

1737
01:33:39,420 --> 01:33:41,480
And show the bastards what you've got.

1738
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,780
You were born to buy this car.

1739
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:45,280
And if you don't buy it.

1740
01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:47,200
People might think you're a c***.

1741
01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:48,900
Trackpad electronics.

1742
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:50,400
Heated seat waves.

1743
01:33:51,180 --> 01:33:52,260
Orgasmic scenery.

1744
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:53,100
Not included.

1745
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,380
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

1746
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:57,880
They're having a kid.

1747
01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:02,500
And they want to know whether or not you'll drive the new E-class to the baby shower.

1748
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:06,460
Which is taking place on a planet moon.

1749
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:07,320
Alloys.

1750
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:08,820
Rev counter.

1751
01:34:09,180 --> 01:34:09,900
Paddle shift.

1752
01:34:10,180 --> 01:34:10,760
Dream.

1753
01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:12,000
Spinny winny woo woo.

1754
01:34:12,140 --> 01:34:14,060
It's a powerful piece of s*** John.

1755
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:15,280
You want to get your hands on it.

1756
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,500
I called the dealership.

1757
01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:18,040
Told them you'll be down in the morning.

1758
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:19,740
You're gonna finance the f***er.

1759
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:21,500
Don't make me look like a t***.

1760
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:22,900
Mercy days.

1761
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:23,900
Tickets please.

1762
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:42,160
You're on the train to the mountains.

1763
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:46,160
Tickets please. You're on the train to the mountains.

1764
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:50,160
I'm feeling something right. I'm feeling something right.

1765
01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:54,160
I'm feeling something right. I'm feeling something right.

1766
01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:02,160
We were over in France the other day, John.

1767
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:06,160
There was a castle on the hill at the top of the hill.

1768
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:10,160
I took pictures on the iPhone X7. WhatsAppped them, yeah?

1769
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:14,160
Didn't get a reply, although I saw you'd seen it.

1770
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:18,160
You ignorant c**t. No, no, that's what you are.

1771
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:22,160
That's what you are. Let's not turn it out.

1772
01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:26,160
You ruined the Colosseum. You ruined France as well.

1773
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:30,160
And you're ruining the Everglades as we drive through it at pace.

1774
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:34,160
With a lovely dipped headbulb. H7s? No.

1775
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:38,160
Never. They're zenin. Seen him a few years back.

1776
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:42,160
He's very, very good. Check him out if you're into your jazz around dub.

1777
01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:46,160
Another thing I was interested in saying to you, John,

1778
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:52,160
you ignorant piece of c**t, is why don't you come down to the AMG Academy with me tomorrow?

1779
01:35:52,160 --> 01:36:00,160
I've got a brand new pair of latex loafers, which I sourced on eBay.

1780
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,160
They're very unconventional.

1781
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:06,160
And people do tend to get a little bit uncomfortable when I'm wearing them.

1782
01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,160
So...

1783
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,160
I was wondering whether or not you could just give them the once over.

1784
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:14,160
And then if it's not for me, I'll throw them in the bin.

1785
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:20,160
It's not Celtic Tiger Knights.

1786
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,160
It's...

1787
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:24,160
Don't be expecting any more Celtic Tiger Knights.

1788
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,160
Not Celtic Tiger Knights.

1789
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:28,160
That was a mistake.

1790
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,160
Celtic Tiger Knights.

1791
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,160
That's a mistake, guys. Sorry about that, guys.

1792
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:34,160
That's a mistake.

1793
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,820
Not when we'll be making again.

1794
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:40,780
Let's lock and load this Raptor.

1795
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,300
Raptor.

1796
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,260
Raptor.

1797
01:36:47,580 --> 01:36:48,180
Raptor.

1798
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:49,160
Raptor.

1799
01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:51,120
Raptor.

1800
01:36:51,120 --> 01:37:17,300
Raptor.

1801
01:37:17,300 --> 01:37:18,260
Raptor.

1802
01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:20,220
Raptor.

1803
01:37:21,020 --> 01:37:22,140
Raptor.

1804
01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:24,100
Raptor.

1805
01:37:24,940 --> 01:37:27,020
Fuck you, Deputy Stike.

1806
01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:29,220
ZurichTits.ie

1807
01:37:29,220 --> 01:37:39,300
One. Yes. Yes. Come on!

1808
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:41,340
Woo! Come on!

1809
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:46,600
Okay, let's do this.

1810
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:52,620
Quick shout out to Sandra.

1811
01:37:53,300 --> 01:37:55,080
Sandra Joyce, thank you very much.

1812
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,140
Quick shout out to Sandra Joyce there, guys.

1813
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:00,160
Thank you very much.

1814
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:03,020
You're tuned to

1815
01:38:03,020 --> 01:38:05,160
Reside's Pellegrino.

1816
01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,760
Don't move that dial.

1817
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,380
Doughboys, thank you very much.

1818
01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:15,840
Again, with another

1819
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:18,300
exclusive lap

1820
01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:19,820
on a new track.

1821
01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:20,940
A brand new track.

1822
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:22,320
Never been on it.

1823
01:38:22,820 --> 01:38:24,280
Can't tell you how I'm gonna fare up.

1824
01:38:26,460 --> 01:38:27,700
But let's make podium.

1825
01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:27,700
Let's make podium.

1826
01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:34,380
Chumley Warner.

1827
01:38:34,620 --> 01:38:37,140
Thank you very much, Mr. Chumley Warner.

1828
01:38:39,140 --> 01:38:40,520
of you keeping away.

1829
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:41,040
Okay.

1830
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:41,480
Okay.

1831
01:38:43,480 --> 01:38:45,320
And that that Corona virus

1832
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:49,900
is not knocking at your door.

1833
01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:54,960
as seems to be the case increasingly across the country.

1834
01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,420
Please do, do, do, do, do, do.

1835
01:38:57,420 --> 01:38:59,440
Take vigilance and care, everyone.

1836
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:01,860
Wash your hands.

1837
01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:03,220
It's not hard.

1838
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:06,960
Carry some sanitizer with you at all times in your pockets.

1839
01:39:07,500 --> 01:39:08,380
Maybe even

1840
01:39:08,380 --> 01:39:10,640
some Dettol wipes.

1841
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:15,980
So you can attend to any surfaces within your domain,

1842
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:20,180
which may or may have not come into contact with other people.

1843
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:21,900
Will you calm down?

1844
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,920
Thank you very much for your tip,

1845
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:25,280
but I will not calm down.

1846
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:29,320
I've been told that too many times today by naysayers.

1847
01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:31,980
People who believe that the Corona virus

1848
01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:33,420
isn't

1849
01:39:33,420 --> 01:39:36,360
as bad as it's been made out to be.

1850
01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:37,500
Well, I got to tell you something.

1851
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:38,620
Don't believe them

1852
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:39,840
one bit.

1853
01:39:40,860 --> 01:39:41,940
Spinny winny woo woo.

1854
01:39:42,140 --> 01:39:42,740
You will not,

1855
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:45,560
you won't thank yourself if you get a dose.

1856
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:47,680
You will.

1857
01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:49,600
If you don't.

1858
01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:51,840
So that means

1859
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:53,840
keep yourself briefed.

1860
01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:56,140
Keep yourself briefed

1861
01:39:56,140 --> 01:39:57,220
on the whereabouts,

1862
01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:58,160
its location.

1863
01:39:59,460 --> 01:40:00,840
And if you're around it,

1864
01:40:01,020 --> 01:40:01,680
self-isolate.

1865
01:40:01,740 --> 01:40:03,060
get the fuck away fast.

1866
01:40:03,940 --> 01:40:04,900
Because that stuff,

1867
01:40:05,260 --> 01:40:06,040
you don't want it.

1868
01:40:06,460 --> 01:40:07,140
It's not nice.

1869
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:09,280
Standard flu to some,

1870
01:40:09,360 --> 01:40:09,560
yeah,

1871
01:40:09,660 --> 01:40:10,760
but what about to other people

1872
01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:11,880
who can't fucking handle it?

1873
01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:13,320
And how do you know

1874
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:14,940
that you can't handle it?

1875
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:15,640
How do you know

1876
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:16,620
that you can handle it

1877
01:40:16,620 --> 01:40:17,420
until you've had it?

1878
01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:19,640
Are you a can handler?

1879
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:21,940
Did you ever handle a can?

1880
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,340
I'm fucking serious.

1881
01:40:25,540 --> 01:40:27,060
Did you ever handle cans

1882
01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:28,380
in the last 24 hours?

1883
01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:30,420
Aluminium,

1884
01:40:30,700 --> 01:40:30,980
tin,

1885
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:32,700
beans,

1886
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:32,760
beans,

1887
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:34,820
alcohol,

1888
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:36,780
tell me and tell me now.

1889
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:37,360
And if not,

1890
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:39,260
you're okay.

1891
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:42,100
But apparently there were some cans

1892
01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:43,660
that were infected.

1893
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:46,800
14 of them.

1894
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:51,840
which is cans in English.

1895
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:55,660
And this is a real raptor-frication

1896
01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:57,440
as each and every one of these

1897
01:40:57,440 --> 01:40:59,780
absolute lunatic opponents of mine

1898
01:40:59,780 --> 01:41:04,880
are sat stock still in their jeeps.

1899
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,020
astounded.

1900
01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:06,400
And the best slice in Dublin.

1901
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:16,460
And the best slice in Dublin.

1902
01:41:16,460 --> 01:41:18,600
Get yourself down to Conzino's.

1903
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:18,920
we're open.

1904
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:23,560
And we're open seven nights a week.

1905
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:25,040
we won a papa.

1906
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:25,120
We won a papa.

1907
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:28,880
We won a papa for our Diablo Formaggio there.

1908
01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:32,200
and a golden papa no less.

1909
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:34,580
If you're not familiar with the papas,

1910
01:41:35,100 --> 01:41:36,940
I suggest you get in,

1911
01:41:37,060 --> 01:41:38,420
get clued up.

1912
01:41:40,420 --> 01:41:42,380
it's the pizza and pasta awards.

1913
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:43,840
And it's for,

1914
01:41:43,900 --> 01:41:44,160
you know,

1915
01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:45,220
restaurants,

1916
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:45,840
uh,

1917
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:46,900
retail chains,

1918
01:41:46,900 --> 01:41:47,460
uh,

1919
01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:48,280
who make pizzas,

1920
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:49,080
frozen pizzas,

1921
01:41:49,260 --> 01:41:49,460
you know,

1922
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:50,980
which I think is a bit of a cop-out

1923
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,900
that they,

1924
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:53,460
they're putting the frozen yolks

1925
01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:55,320
in with the people who make the pizzas

1926
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:55,900
in the restaurants

1927
01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:57,480
because it's more of an art

1928
01:41:57,480 --> 01:41:59,960
to do that inside a restaurant

1929
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:00,880
than it is to,

1930
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:01,160
uh,

1931
01:42:01,780 --> 01:42:02,700
make fro-yo.

1932
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:03,180
But I mean,

1933
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:04,180
that's my opinion.

1934
01:42:04,440 --> 01:42:05,660
Don't let it put you off.

1935
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:07,360
You're next good, fellas.

1936
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:08,820
Or doctor,

1937
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:09,420
or restaurante,

1938
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,100
by Dr. Ocher.

1939
01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:12,120
But I mean,

1940
01:42:12,180 --> 01:42:12,880
we were so good.

1941
01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:14,580
Conzinos did so well in Dublin

1942
01:42:14,580 --> 01:42:15,600
that,

1943
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:16,020
uh,

1944
01:42:16,180 --> 01:42:18,300
we just branched out to

1945
01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:19,120
that market

1946
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:20,040
because we saw it as,

1947
01:42:20,140 --> 01:42:20,420
you know,

1948
01:42:20,460 --> 01:42:21,720
how can the business expand?

1949
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:24,120
You have to go frozen.

1950
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,860
I remember Yates at the time.

1951
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:30,600
Ivan Butler Yates.

1952
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:31,800
I call him that

1953
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:33,220
because he does have a way with words

1954
01:42:33,220 --> 01:42:33,960
as well as being

1955
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,440
an absolute formidable

1956
01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:36,640
media presence.

1957
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:39,040
Connor Williams in the bronze there

1958
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:39,980
in the very first time.

1959
01:42:40,020 --> 01:42:41,020
he's ever raced that,

1960
01:42:41,060 --> 01:42:41,800
that race.

1961
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:42,740
Well done,

1962
01:42:42,820 --> 01:42:43,160
Conz.

1963
01:42:43,780 --> 01:42:44,520
No problem,

1964
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:44,920
Conor.

1965
01:42:45,140 --> 01:42:45,900
Thank you.

1966
01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:49,580
Your thanks is,

1967
01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:50,660
is meaningless to me

1968
01:42:50,660 --> 01:42:51,580
because we all

1969
01:42:51,580 --> 01:42:52,580
are thanking you,

1970
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:52,880
Conor.

1971
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:53,780
Thank you.

1972
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:55,040
That's great to hear.

1973
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:56,240
I'm welcoming,

1974
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:56,240
I'm welcoming,

1975
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,800
I'm welcoming your thanks

1976
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:58,900
and,

1977
01:42:58,960 --> 01:42:59,740
if anything,

1978
01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:01,280
I'm reflecting the positivity

1979
01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:03,700
and just bouncing it right back at you,

1980
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:03,940
bud.

1981
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:05,200
Cheers,

1982
01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:05,640
Conz.

1983
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:07,620
You're a good man.

1984
01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:10,260
I think you're good as well,

1985
01:43:10,260 --> 01:43:10,420
man.

1986
01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:11,160
Thanks very much.

1987
01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:12,120
No,

1988
01:43:12,180 --> 01:43:12,620
I think you're,

1989
01:43:12,740 --> 01:43:14,320
I think you're a fucking strong,

1990
01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:14,860
solid man,

1991
01:43:14,920 --> 01:43:15,120
man.

1992
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,500
Just wanted to tell you that,

1993
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:19,680
man.

1994
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:21,180
Yeah,

1995
01:43:21,220 --> 01:43:21,680
it's okay,

1996
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:21,900
man.

1997
01:43:21,980 --> 01:43:22,680
Don't worry about it.

1998
01:43:22,740 --> 01:43:22,860
Like,

1999
01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:23,360
it's fine.

2000
01:43:25,020 --> 01:43:25,500
I don't,

2001
01:43:25,620 --> 01:43:26,000
I'm not,

2002
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:26,320
I'm not,

2003
01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:28,420
I'm not in a weird way or like that.

2004
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:29,560
It's okay,

2005
01:43:29,740 --> 01:43:29,860
man.

2006
01:43:30,100 --> 01:43:30,780
Just shut up.

2007
01:43:30,980 --> 01:43:31,000
Like,

2008
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:31,200
you know,

2009
01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:32,080
it's getting weird now.

2010
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:32,280
Like,

2011
01:43:32,340 --> 01:43:33,280
he's saying it like that.

2012
01:43:33,620 --> 01:43:36,200
We were over in France the other day,

2013
01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:36,900
John.

2014
01:43:38,180 --> 01:43:40,740
Yates ordered a space cake in the Bulldog.

2015
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:42,640
I ordered a pre-rolled,

2016
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:43,460
uh,

2017
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:46,260
amnesia joint.

2018
01:43:47,300 --> 01:43:48,180
I could handle it.

2019
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:49,300
Uh,

2020
01:43:49,460 --> 01:43:51,060
he couldn't handle his space cake

2021
01:43:51,060 --> 01:43:51,400
because I,

2022
01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:52,920
I looked around for my chocolate milk.

2023
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:54,300
I was enjoying my chocolate milk.

2024
01:43:54,420 --> 01:43:54,580
Look,

2025
01:43:54,580 --> 01:43:56,520
up and Yates had disappeared.

2026
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:00,380
Who the fuck is this guy?

2027
01:44:01,620 --> 01:44:03,820
Some stupid truck behind me there

2028
01:44:03,820 --> 01:44:05,120
trying to creep up

2029
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:07,360
and go truck himself.

2030
01:44:08,620 --> 01:44:08,880
Uh,

2031
01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:09,340
but yeah,

2032
01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:09,640
the,

2033
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:11,200
the wild goose chase was on then

2034
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:12,760
to find Yates around Amsterdam,

2035
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:15,620
an hour before the San Pellegrino Classic

2036
01:44:15,620 --> 01:44:16,860
was due to take place

2037
01:44:16,860 --> 01:44:19,080
in an undisclosed location

2038
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:21,360
somewhere outside the town.

2039
01:44:22,060 --> 01:44:22,460
Um,

2040
01:44:23,860 --> 01:44:25,260
and I couldn't find Yates

2041
01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:26,320
or I was looking around for him

2042
01:44:26,320 --> 01:44:26,680
and everything.

2043
01:44:27,740 --> 01:44:28,100
Um,

2044
01:44:28,740 --> 01:44:30,000
I decided it was late

2045
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:32,420
so I decided to go to the San Pelle Classic.

2046
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:34,260
Edgar Davids was presenting.

2047
01:44:35,540 --> 01:44:36,040
uh,

2048
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:37,860
which is great to be one of my heroes,

2049
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:38,680
the Bulldog,

2050
01:44:38,740 --> 01:44:39,040
you know,

2051
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,320
and,

2052
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:40,620
uh,

2053
01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:41,960
as he's giving his speech,

2054
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,000
I look around,

2055
01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:43,860
I can hear some

2056
01:44:43,860 --> 01:44:45,540
munching and munching.

2057
01:44:46,580 --> 01:44:47,820
and it looks like, uh,

2058
01:44:47,820 --> 01:44:47,820
and it looks like, uh,

2059
01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:50,160
Yates was over at the free-for-all buffet,

2060
01:44:50,340 --> 01:44:51,740
just stuffing his face,

2061
01:44:51,740 --> 01:44:53,540
full of, uh,

2062
01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:54,720
croutons,

2063
01:44:55,220 --> 01:44:55,680
soup,

2064
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:57,340
dips,

2065
01:44:57,780 --> 01:44:58,200
hummus,

2066
01:44:58,740 --> 01:44:59,120
chips,

2067
01:44:59,660 --> 01:45:00,380
vol-a-vans.

2068
01:45:01,440 --> 01:45:03,160
and he had a big bag of Doritos

2069
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:04,740
that weren't even on offer,

2070
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:06,340
he'd actually brought them with him.

2071
01:45:07,620 --> 01:45:08,020
I said,

2072
01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:08,300
man,

2073
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:10,360
you're making an absolute monkey out of yourself.

2074
01:45:10,540 --> 01:45:12,360
I've seen monkeys in Dublin Zoo

2075
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:13,280
with better, uh,

2076
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,060
tail manners,

2077
01:45:14,220 --> 01:45:14,840
you have to create.

2078
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:16,560
I said,

2079
01:45:16,660 --> 01:45:17,540
Ivan Yates,

2080
01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:19,260
more like Ivan Apes,

2081
01:45:19,460 --> 01:45:20,240
you big gorilla.

2082
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:22,840
Uh,

2083
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:23,440
he didn't care,

2084
01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:25,360
he just kept munching and munching.

2085
01:45:26,300 --> 01:45:27,040
And at that point,

2086
01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:28,340
I noticed a snapper

2087
01:45:28,340 --> 01:45:30,280
from the Irish Daily Mirror

2088
01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600
had, uh,

2089
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:33,700
probably tailgaged me,

2090
01:45:34,580 --> 01:45:35,460
or Yates,

2091
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:35,980
over,

2092
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,120
fucking scum-like,

2093
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:38,480
you know,

2094
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:39,960
just,

2095
01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:41,500
just vultures,

2096
01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:43,160
preying upon

2097
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:45,220
society's finest.

2098
01:45:45,220 --> 01:45:46,220
Uh,

2099
01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:47,840
I know him because

2100
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:49,700
he used to take pictures of me

2101
01:45:49,700 --> 01:45:51,160
when I was playing golf,

2102
01:45:51,340 --> 01:45:53,460
and I'd see them in showbiz.ie.

2103
01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:57,160
This guy has a hard-on

2104
01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:57,780
for, uh,

2105
01:45:57,780 --> 01:45:58,620
my lifestyle.

2106
01:45:58,760 --> 01:45:59,840
He just wants to be me,

2107
01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:00,380
like, you know,

2108
01:46:00,440 --> 01:46:00,620
so,

2109
01:46:01,060 --> 01:46:02,540
no surprise to see him there,

2110
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:03,260
but it was more,

2111
01:46:03,380 --> 01:46:04,940
I was more concerned about the Yates

2112
01:46:04,940 --> 01:46:07,000
who turned himself into an absolute beast

2113
01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:07,640
at this stage.

2114
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:08,840
I looked over,

2115
01:46:08,980 --> 01:46:10,080
even Edgar Davids

2116
01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:11,200
was pointing over at,

2117
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:12,120
at Yates,

2118
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:14,200
and just saying to his people,

2119
01:46:14,420 --> 01:46:14,720
you know,

2120
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:15,260
kind of,

2121
01:46:15,520 --> 01:46:16,620
couldn't understand the Dutch,

2122
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:17,160
but, uh,

2123
01:46:18,340 --> 01:46:18,760
he did,

2124
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:20,420
he made some kind of,

2125
01:46:20,420 --> 01:46:20,780
uh,

2126
01:46:20,780 --> 01:46:21,360
remark,

2127
01:46:23,260 --> 01:46:24,060
he made some kind of

2128
01:46:24,060 --> 01:46:25,260
pig squeal sound.

2129
01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:26,740
Did Davids,

2130
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:28,400
signifying this,

2131
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:28,740
uh,

2132
01:46:28,740 --> 01:46:30,160
what he thought of the Yates-ter.

2133
01:46:32,220 --> 01:46:33,100
So I just,

2134
01:46:33,360 --> 01:46:33,560
I,

2135
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:33,840
I,

2136
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:34,360
I have,

2137
01:46:34,460 --> 01:46:35,920
I had a blanket with me.

2138
01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:36,760
Fortunately,

2139
01:46:36,900 --> 01:46:38,280
I brought a blanket with me,

2140
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,660
because it was a bit chilly,

2141
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:41,020
and, uh,

2142
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:43,340
I threw the blanket over Yates' head,

2143
01:46:44,380 --> 01:46:46,980
and just kind of escorted him out.

2144
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,520
The snapper got a couple of pictures.

2145
01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:50,280
So,

2146
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:50,560
sorry,

2147
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:52,060
I got a message here from Yates.

2148
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:54,840
I'm just checking my,

2149
01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:56,340
so I just need to check the GoPro.

2150
01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:57,200
It's okay.

2151
01:46:58,060 --> 01:47:01,200
I've managed to bungle Yates out of the place,

2152
01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:01,460
but,

2153
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:02,400
unfortunately,

2154
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:03,660
the snapper got a shot.

2155
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:05,400
It looked like, uh,

2156
01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:06,180
do you know,

2157
01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:06,660
like a,

2158
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,740
an ashamed criminal

2159
01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:11,780
who'd done something very shameful.

2160
01:47:13,780 --> 01:47:15,120
and, uh,

2161
01:47:15,120 --> 01:47:17,540
I had an email from the Sam Pell handlers,

2162
01:47:17,660 --> 01:47:18,660
the PR people there,

2163
01:47:18,740 --> 01:47:19,000
saying,

2164
01:47:19,120 --> 01:47:19,920
is everything okay?

2165
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:21,520
Connor,

2166
01:47:21,740 --> 01:47:23,420
it was a shame to see you leave early.

2167
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:25,820
Who was the guest that you brought along?

2168
01:47:25,880 --> 01:47:26,600
You're plus one.

2169
01:47:27,560 --> 01:47:28,580
I just didn't even,

2170
01:47:28,860 --> 01:47:29,820
I didn't want to drop it.

2171
01:47:29,820 --> 01:47:31,260
I didn't want to throw Yates under the bus,

2172
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:31,900
so I just said,

2173
01:47:31,980 --> 01:47:32,200
look,

2174
01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:36,560
it was none other than Brian McFadden.

2175
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:37,520
Modridge,

2176
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:38,440
Modridge,

2177
01:47:38,860 --> 01:47:39,460
Modridge,

2178
01:47:39,820 --> 01:47:40,460
Modridge,

2179
01:47:40,780 --> 01:47:41,540
Modridge,

2180
01:47:41,780 --> 01:47:42,500
Modridge,

2181
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:43,520
Modridge,

2182
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:44,580
Modridge,

2183
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:45,580
Modridge,

2184
01:47:45,580 --> 01:47:46,580
Modridge,

2185
01:47:46,780 --> 01:47:47,580
Modridge,

2186
01:47:47,580 --> 01:47:48,520
Modridge,

2187
01:47:48,520 --> 01:47:48,540
Modridge.

2188
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:51,520
Every story has a beginning.

2189
01:47:52,140 --> 01:47:55,900
Ours begins here in the Italian Alps during the Belle Epoque,

2190
01:47:56,900 --> 01:48:00,160
which is a silly old period when aristocrats, poets,

2191
01:48:00,260 --> 01:48:04,240
and politicians met at the Grand Hotel and enjoyed the good life.

2192
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:05,240
From here,

2193
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:06,440
we've traveled the globe.

2194
01:48:07,380 --> 01:48:08,660
Aqua San Pellegrino,

2195
01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:09,580
Shietta,

2196
01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:10,420
Ovanchia,

2197
01:48:11,300 --> 01:48:13,400
exporting the Italian excellence.

2198
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:15,760
Aqua San Pellegrino,

2199
01:48:16,060 --> 01:48:17,020
Celasta Marina,

2200
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:18,000
oranges,

2201
01:48:18,260 --> 01:48:18,980
what have you seen?

2202
01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:20,260
Big beach balls,

2203
01:48:20,820 --> 01:48:21,380
fashion,

2204
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:23,300
whatever you got,

2205
01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:23,920
design.

2206
01:48:24,380 --> 01:48:26,960
We had the gaseous water while you did it.

2207
01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:29,040
Even your drinking and your food and

2208
01:48:29,040 --> 01:48:30,180
London,

2209
01:48:30,340 --> 01:48:30,760
New York,

2210
01:48:30,880 --> 01:48:31,280
Perigi,

2211
01:48:31,460 --> 01:48:31,780
Dublin,

2212
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:32,340
Donkey,

2213
01:48:32,580 --> 01:48:33,240
Greystones,

2214
01:48:33,420 --> 01:48:33,900
Greece.

2215
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:34,960
We've got,

2216
01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:39,340
what we have brought all around the world is our unique brand of nurturing.

2217
01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:40,020
Ha!

2218
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:43,540
We want to nurture you for the next 120 years,

2219
01:48:43,660 --> 01:48:45,320
you tasteful bastards.

2220
01:48:46,320 --> 01:48:47,320
thanks guys.

2221
01:48:48,460 --> 01:48:49,100
Squat!

2222
01:48:49,960 --> 01:48:50,480
Yes!

2223
01:48:51,100 --> 01:48:51,620
Yes!

2224
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:52,620
Come on!

2225
01:48:53,220 --> 01:48:53,560
Woo!

2226
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:54,620
Come on!

2227
01:48:55,620 --> 01:48:56,100
Yeah,

2228
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:58,180
you got to watch out for the San Pelle virus.

2229
01:48:58,340 --> 01:49:01,720
It's making its way over here as well from Italy,

2230
01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,120
as well as the Corona.

2231
01:49:03,340 --> 01:49:05,920
The Corona virus is something completely different.

2232
01:49:06,480 --> 01:49:07,500
The San Pelle virus.

2233
01:49:08,040 --> 01:49:10,740
We've yet to see whether or not that's going to have the same impact.

2234
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:13,220
Or if it's going to be a bad little fire.

2235
01:49:16,780 --> 01:49:17,880
Let's just wait and see.

2236
01:49:20,180 --> 01:49:20,580
Never,

2237
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:21,720
never say never.

2238
01:49:21,900 --> 01:49:22,780
Never say no,

2239
01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:23,220
either.

2240
01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,400
Never say die.

2241
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,280
Do you see the James Bond movie is being put back?

2242
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:27,800
That's,

2243
01:49:27,980 --> 01:49:33,500
that's when you know that the situation really has gone up to another level.

2244
01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:36,140
Bond like.

2245
01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:39,700
They had the Billie Eilish song.

2246
01:49:40,880 --> 01:49:42,180
There a few weeks back.

2247
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:46,460
Then they released an advert with a load of Range Rovers doing some mad stuff.

2248
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:49,000
And now it's been put back.

2249
01:49:51,380 --> 01:49:54,080
That was going to be the entertainment pinnacle of the year.

2250
01:49:54,160 --> 01:49:55,520
And I'm really upset about that.

2251
01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:58,580
And my heart does go out to all the people associated with Bond.

2252
01:49:58,660 --> 01:49:59,500
If you're watching Bond,

2253
01:49:59,820 --> 01:50:00,440
sorry,

2254
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:00,760
bud.

2255
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:03,340
And to all the people there who did the work.

2256
01:50:03,660 --> 01:50:04,080
Sorry,

2257
01:50:04,180 --> 01:50:04,440
lads.

2258
01:50:05,740 --> 01:50:06,780
You'll have your day.

2259
01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:07,660
You'll have your day.

2260
01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:08,720
And we'll be there watching.

2261
01:50:09,060 --> 01:50:10,400
Because it looks fantastic.

2262
01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:12,740
A time to kill,

2263
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:13,100
is it?

2264
01:50:13,260 --> 01:50:13,640
Or a,

2265
01:50:15,220 --> 01:50:16,580
another day to die.

2266
01:50:17,420 --> 01:50:18,220
Another die,

2267
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:19,500
another die or kill.

2268
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:22,500
Can't remember the name of it.

2269
01:50:22,500 --> 01:50:28,060
You're going to get killed.

2270
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:29,800
James Bond,

2271
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,320
I can't remember.

2272
01:50:31,440 --> 01:50:32,460
It's something like a view.

2273
01:50:33,740 --> 01:50:35,060
The view of the killer.

2274
01:50:35,860 --> 01:50:37,680
James Bond kills for views.

2275
01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:40,080
Maybe,

2276
01:50:40,260 --> 01:50:40,620
maybe.

2277
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:42,020
Do you know,

2278
01:50:42,100 --> 01:50:42,200
like,

2279
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:44,220
you have to do mad stuff to get views nowadays.

2280
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:44,620
So,

2281
01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:45,860
maybe that's what it's going to be.

2282
01:50:45,860 --> 01:50:46,140
One.

2283
01:50:47,080 --> 01:50:47,560
Yes.

2284
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:48,680
Yes.

2285
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:49,680
Come on.

2286
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:50,640
Woo.

2287
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:51,700
Come on.

2288
01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:53,080
Let's do this.

2289
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:56,800
Let's do this.

2290
01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,580
Back on the Tormacadam again.

2291
01:50:59,100 --> 01:51:00,200
It's where I feel safe.

2292
01:51:00,780 --> 01:51:01,880
It's where I feel at home.

2293
01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:07,520
I feel fiscally responsible.

2294
01:51:13,140 --> 01:51:15,880
And we've got a Yankee Doodle Dandy here ahead of us.

2295
01:51:15,940 --> 01:51:16,080
Well,

2296
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:17,640
I know all the trucks are Yankee Doodles,

2297
01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:17,880
but,

2298
01:51:18,340 --> 01:51:19,860
the guy driving is Japanese.

2299
01:51:21,940 --> 01:51:22,440
Animatoni,

2300
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:23,900
Imanishi.

2301
01:51:24,180 --> 01:51:24,920
See you later,

2302
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:25,260
bud.

2303
01:51:26,140 --> 01:51:26,940
I'm Connor.

2304
01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:28,960
I'm Connor.

2305
01:51:31,160 --> 01:51:32,360
Another guy here.

2306
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:35,320
That was,

2307
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:36,160
that snake,

2308
01:51:36,220 --> 01:51:36,740
you sheeted.

2309
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:37,180
No.

2310
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:38,300
Fuck,

2311
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:38,600
yes.

2312
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:43,320
Back again for Gloughton.

2313
01:51:43,740 --> 01:51:44,660
Imanishi and Burke.

2314
01:51:48,140 --> 01:51:49,660
We'll get these bad boys.

2315
01:51:50,500 --> 01:51:51,680
We're going to get them bad.

2316
01:51:53,100 --> 01:51:53,880
That's nice.

2317
01:51:55,420 --> 01:51:57,440
I think if I take my mind off,

2318
01:51:57,520 --> 01:51:59,020
eliminating all opponents,

2319
01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:00,460
and just,

2320
01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:01,600
drive,

2321
01:52:04,240 --> 01:52:04,780
you know,

2322
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:07,300
without your mind focusing too much on the race,

2323
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:09,780
then I should do better.

2324
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:10,060
Although,

2325
01:52:10,140 --> 01:52:10,920
I'm eating my words.

2326
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:12,380
Crashing into barriers,

2327
01:52:12,440 --> 01:52:13,120
as we can see.

2328
01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:14,040
Must say,

2329
01:52:14,100 --> 01:52:17,060
coming from the dirt track of Colorado Springs,

2330
01:52:17,340 --> 01:52:21,020
to this lovely scenic bridge here.

2331
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:22,700
It's a,

2332
01:52:22,700 --> 01:52:24,100
it's a,

2333
01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:25,100
it's a hard switch.

2334
01:52:25,380 --> 01:52:25,380
So,

2335
01:52:25,460 --> 01:52:25,640
I mean,

2336
01:52:26,580 --> 01:52:27,480
it's not a clean drive,

2337
01:52:27,580 --> 01:52:28,260
but it's definitely,

2338
01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:30,240
going to be one for the ages.

2339
01:52:31,140 --> 01:52:31,500
Podium.

2340
01:52:34,020 --> 01:52:34,920
Podium for sure.

2341
01:52:36,500 --> 01:52:37,440
Podium for sure.

2342
01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:39,720
As Connor Williams,

2343
01:52:40,100 --> 01:52:40,720
approaches,

2344
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:42,940
another turn here,

2345
01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:45,120
behind,

2346
01:52:45,240 --> 01:52:46,180
Freddie Terrell,

2347
01:52:48,180 --> 01:52:49,480
in the green Raptor.

2348
01:52:56,480 --> 01:52:57,100
fantastic.

2349
01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:04,160
Not great.

2350
01:53:04,440 --> 01:53:05,200
Not great.

2351
01:53:12,800 --> 01:53:13,240
Yes.

2352
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:14,920
That's what you gotta do.

2353
01:53:14,980 --> 01:53:15,940
You just gotta keep going.

2354
01:53:16,420 --> 01:53:17,660
Keep believing in yourself,

2355
01:53:18,080 --> 01:53:19,280
and you'll succeed.

2356
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:23,380
I'm a firm believer in that.

2357
01:53:26,780 --> 01:53:27,540
Really am.

2358
01:53:29,340 --> 01:53:30,140
Self-doubt.

2359
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:33,460
I don't know.

2360
01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:34,540
Don't know about that.

2361
01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:35,320
Not really my thing.

2362
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,380
Never really got into it.

2363
01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:38,800
Humble.

2364
01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:39,680
Very.

2365
01:53:42,180 --> 01:53:42,580
Very.

2366
01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:43,840
You need to stay grounded.

2367
01:53:44,720 --> 01:53:45,000
Yeah.

2368
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:48,200
But you also need to soar like an eagle,

2369
01:53:48,580 --> 01:53:50,220
across the broken sky.

2370
01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:51,900
An American eagle.

2371
01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:57,400
Whilst a raptor,

2372
01:53:58,360 --> 01:54:01,320
absolutely sends it home.

2373
01:54:01,320 --> 01:54:04,040
fifth place,

2374
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:05,160
out of 12.

2375
01:54:07,480 --> 01:54:09,000
About to head into fourth.

2376
01:54:11,060 --> 01:54:13,020
The promised land of the podium.

2377
01:54:14,160 --> 01:54:15,480
Not too far away now.

2378
01:54:16,420 --> 01:54:18,580
Taking all precautions necessary,

2379
01:54:18,580 --> 01:54:19,980
to stay in this race,

2380
01:54:20,060 --> 01:54:21,820
to be there at the final whistle.

2381
01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:23,680
The checkered flag.

2382
01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:25,680
You know.

2383
01:54:25,860 --> 01:54:26,920
Channel the Shumi.

2384
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:30,340
Channel the Mikahakinen.

2385
01:54:30,860 --> 01:54:31,960
The Eddie Irvine.

2386
01:54:32,960 --> 01:54:34,040
The David Coldhart.

2387
01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:36,320
Heinz Harald Frensen.

2388
01:54:36,880 --> 01:54:37,680
Damon Hill.

2389
01:54:40,020 --> 01:54:41,360
Eddie Jordanian.

2390
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:42,700
Cream Pipe Deluxe.

2391
01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:45,340
The Buzz and Hornets.

2392
01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:46,560
The Benson and Hedges.

2393
01:54:46,960 --> 01:54:48,520
The Bad Boys.

2394
01:54:48,740 --> 01:54:49,160
Jordan.

2395
01:54:49,380 --> 01:54:50,240
Katie Price.

2396
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:54,480
Fantastic legacy.

2397
01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:57,100
An amazing period in motorsport.

2398
01:54:57,100 --> 01:54:58,760
The late 90s.

2399
01:54:59,020 --> 01:54:59,900
Early 90s.

2400
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:02,900
When the cars were still cars.

2401
01:55:03,060 --> 01:55:03,740
And they were driven.

2402
01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:06,100
They were driven.

2403
01:55:06,500 --> 01:55:07,040
My friend.

2404
01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:09,920
No bullshit.

2405
01:55:12,340 --> 01:55:15,540
Murray Walker's dulcet tones.

2406
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:21,480
Martin Brundle.

2407
01:55:21,480 --> 01:55:22,560
The Brundle Fly.

2408
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:22,560
The Brundle Fly.

2409
01:55:25,140 --> 01:55:28,400
An amazing exponent of the racing world.

2410
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:33,260
You gotta channel these guys.

2411
01:55:35,540 --> 01:55:36,200
I mean.

2412
01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:40,120
It's not great to measure yourself against giants either.

2413
01:55:40,320 --> 01:55:41,100
Because sometimes.

2414
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:42,180
I've done that before.

2415
01:55:42,440 --> 01:55:42,440
And.

2416
01:55:43,680 --> 01:55:45,900
When you realise that you're nowhere near those people.

2417
01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:47,240
But you deluded yourself.

2418
01:55:47,760 --> 01:55:49,300
Or at least you didn't know at the time.

2419
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:50,440
But you were deluding yourself.

2420
01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:51,280
That you were in their league.

2421
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:53,240
Your world crumbles.

2422
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:55,480
It really does.

2423
01:55:58,260 --> 01:55:58,700
But.

2424
01:55:58,860 --> 01:55:59,720
At the same time.

2425
01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:02,560
In order to.

2426
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:04,880
Reach the goals that you had set yourself.

2427
01:56:05,140 --> 01:56:06,500
You probably do need to measure up.

2428
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,040
Because you need like a.

2429
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:09,180
A pinnacle.

2430
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:09,880
A point.

2431
01:56:10,740 --> 01:56:11,260
A north.

2432
01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:12,620
A north star.

2433
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:14,080
If you will.

2434
01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:15,700
To guide you.

2435
01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:17,580
Through the unknown.

2436
01:56:17,720 --> 01:56:18,180
The darkness.

2437
01:56:18,760 --> 01:56:19,400
Which awaits.

2438
01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:25,540
That's a very hard crash.

2439
01:56:25,680 --> 01:56:27,400
That is a very fucking hard crash.

2440
01:56:27,940 --> 01:56:28,480
That could be.

2441
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:31,100
We could have really.

2442
01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:32,860
We could have really come a cropper there.

2443
01:56:32,960 --> 01:56:34,820
If we hadn't gained so much.

2444
01:56:35,260 --> 01:56:36,420
Pace and ferocity.

2445
01:56:36,900 --> 01:56:37,800
Before that happened.

2446
01:56:37,920 --> 01:56:38,080
But.

2447
01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:39,280
Fortunately.

2448
01:56:40,280 --> 01:56:42,420
We're really doing well here today.

2449
01:56:43,200 --> 01:56:44,540
It's going to be a gold trope.

2450
01:56:44,580 --> 01:56:45,280
I can feel it.

2451
01:56:46,820 --> 01:56:47,760
I can feel it.

2452
01:56:47,780 --> 01:56:48,760
I don't want to jinx it.

2453
01:56:50,540 --> 01:56:51,620
Don't want to jinx it.

2454
01:56:51,620 --> 01:56:56,340
And that's where staying humble.

2455
01:56:56,340 --> 01:56:57,740
Can be your friend as well.

2456
01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:00,260
Because if you don't really.

2457
01:57:00,800 --> 01:57:01,160
You know.

2458
01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:02,560
Think you're going to achieve it.

2459
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:03,560
Then it's not going to be a.

2460
01:57:03,560 --> 01:57:04,480
A kick in the teeth.

2461
01:57:04,620 --> 01:57:04,900
When you.

2462
01:57:04,980 --> 01:57:05,600
When you don't.

2463
01:57:06,660 --> 01:57:07,060
So.

2464
01:57:07,180 --> 01:57:09,280
Between those two parallel lines.

2465
01:57:09,500 --> 01:57:10,840
Is a balancing act.

2466
01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:11,340
Which.

2467
01:57:12,060 --> 01:57:12,680
I think.

2468
01:57:12,860 --> 01:57:13,920
You just have to go on.

2469
01:57:13,980 --> 01:57:14,200
You know.

2470
01:57:16,280 --> 01:57:17,620
It could go fucking one way.

2471
01:57:17,700 --> 01:57:18,320
It could go the other.

2472
01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:21,980
There is no set route.

2473
01:57:23,140 --> 01:57:24,780
There is no set route to success.

2474
01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:25,640
I was saying this.

2475
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,740
To Marco Pierre White.

2476
01:57:26,840 --> 01:57:27,360
The other night.

2477
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:28,980
At the launch of his.

2478
01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:30,200
New chicken stock.

2479
01:57:31,340 --> 01:57:32,760
In Fallon and Bebo.

2480
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:34,400
And.

2481
01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:35,500
It was a great.

2482
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:36,220
It was a great turnout.

2483
01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:37,460
Bebop.

2484
01:57:37,620 --> 01:57:38,880
And Rocksteady were there.

2485
01:57:39,420 --> 01:57:41,540
Wearing a pair of custom made Reeboks.

2486
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:44,420
I asked them if they could.

2487
01:57:44,620 --> 01:57:45,660
Give me a lend of the pair.

2488
01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:48,200
They.

2489
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,060
Politely told me no.

2490
01:57:51,780 --> 01:57:52,180
And.

2491
01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:54,460
After they walked away.

2492
01:57:54,540 --> 01:57:54,820
I thought.

2493
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:55,980
Maybe I.

2494
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:56,820
Oh for fuck.

2495
01:57:56,900 --> 01:57:57,080
No.

2496
01:57:57,280 --> 01:57:57,500
No.

2497
01:57:57,640 --> 01:57:57,860
No.

2498
01:57:59,700 --> 01:58:01,220
This is some scum there.

2499
01:58:02,040 --> 01:58:02,760
Absolute scum.

2500
01:58:03,020 --> 01:58:04,080
We might be able to get back.

2501
01:58:09,340 --> 01:58:09,700
Yeah.

2502
01:58:09,840 --> 01:58:09,940
Be.

2503
01:58:10,020 --> 01:58:11,000
Was it Bebop.

2504
01:58:11,060 --> 01:58:11,640
Or Rocksteady.

2505
01:58:11,740 --> 01:58:12,100
I'm not.

2506
01:58:12,160 --> 01:58:12,920
Not sure which one.

2507
01:58:13,020 --> 01:58:13,940
Was the grey fur.

2508
01:58:14,960 --> 01:58:15,640
But he.

2509
01:58:15,640 --> 01:58:16,320
He stank.

2510
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:17,580
His breath stank.

2511
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:19,680
So.

2512
01:58:20,220 --> 01:58:21,140
God knows.

2513
01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:21,500
What.

2514
01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:22,320
Those shoes.

2515
01:58:22,420 --> 01:58:23,120
Would have smelt like.

2516
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:23,840
Plus.

2517
01:58:24,060 --> 01:58:24,860
What does he have.

2518
01:58:24,920 --> 01:58:25,140
You know.

2519
01:58:26,100 --> 01:58:27,040
Does he have anything.

2520
01:58:27,720 --> 01:58:28,900
Is what I thought to myself.

2521
01:58:29,980 --> 01:58:31,340
Marco Pierre White said.

2522
01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:32,380
Steer clear of them.

2523
01:58:32,460 --> 01:58:32,740
Connor.

2524
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:34,700
They were in my steakhouse.

2525
01:58:35,060 --> 01:58:35,920
Out in Donnybrook.

2526
01:58:36,020 --> 01:58:36,140
There.

2527
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:37,020
A couple years back.

2528
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:39,600
You should have seen the job.

2529
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,100
On the.

2530
01:58:40,440 --> 01:58:41,460
Men's jacks.

2531
01:58:41,720 --> 01:58:42,580
That we had to fucking.

2532
01:58:42,740 --> 01:58:43,080
Clean up.

2533
01:58:43,620 --> 01:58:44,760
After rock steady.

2534
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:47,380
Went and fucking rocked steady.

2535
01:58:47,580 --> 01:58:48,320
For an hour.

2536
01:58:49,160 --> 01:58:50,900
That was after he devoured.

2537
01:58:51,220 --> 01:58:51,560
Four.

2538
01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:53,320
Dry aged steaks.

2539
01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:54,620
Um.

2540
01:58:56,620 --> 01:58:58,200
And a bottle of cab salve.

2541
01:58:58,200 --> 01:59:02,180
I said.

2542
01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:03,000
Did you come back.

2543
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:04,080
He said.

2544
01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:05,460
I didn't give him my business card.

2545
01:59:06,420 --> 01:59:06,820
And.

2546
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:08,240
That's Pierre White.

2547
01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:08,480
Like.

2548
01:59:08,580 --> 01:59:08,720
You know.

2549
01:59:08,760 --> 01:59:09,200
He's just.

2550
01:59:09,380 --> 01:59:10,360
He's a lovely guy.

2551
01:59:10,420 --> 01:59:11,520
He's a real sweetheart.

2552
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:12,580
And.

2553
01:59:12,580 --> 01:59:13,580
A great steakman.

2554
01:59:13,580 --> 01:59:15,540
A man of the steak.

2555
01:59:15,860 --> 01:59:17,320
And a lot was at stake.

2556
01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:19,020
Ironically.

2557
01:59:19,140 --> 01:59:20,260
With his life.

2558
01:59:20,980 --> 01:59:21,460
At the time.

2559
01:59:21,520 --> 01:59:22,380
When he was launching that.

2560
01:59:22,520 --> 01:59:22,980
I mean.

2561
01:59:23,480 --> 01:59:23,820
I don't.

2562
01:59:23,940 --> 01:59:25,700
I didn't think Donnybrook was ready for it.

2563
01:59:26,480 --> 01:59:26,940
I thought.

2564
01:59:27,100 --> 01:59:27,360
I said.

2565
01:59:27,440 --> 01:59:27,860
Oh shit.

2566
01:59:28,540 --> 01:59:29,000
Shit.

2567
01:59:29,260 --> 01:59:29,520
No.

2568
01:59:33,360 --> 01:59:34,180
Jesus H.

2569
01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:34,640
Christ.

2570
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:37,400
I really thought I had that sewn up.

2571
01:59:37,580 --> 01:59:38,340
Just goes to show.

2572
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:39,340
Connor Williams.

2573
01:59:39,520 --> 01:59:39,780
Back.

2574
01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:40,900
Back again.

2575
01:59:41,680 --> 01:59:42,380
Back again.

2576
01:59:43,300 --> 01:59:44,400
Back to his best.

2577
01:59:45,240 --> 01:59:45,520
Um.

2578
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:47,300
Was it ever in any doubt?

2579
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:48,680
We don't know.

2580
01:59:48,900 --> 01:59:49,780
Gold trove baby.

2581
01:59:50,020 --> 01:59:50,700
Gold trove.

2582
01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:51,300
Come on.

2583
01:59:52,200 --> 01:59:52,720
Yes.

2584
01:59:53,220 --> 01:59:53,860
Yes.

2585
01:59:54,240 --> 01:59:54,800
Come on.

2586
01:59:55,480 --> 01:59:55,780
Woo.

2587
01:59:56,160 --> 01:59:56,880
Come on.

2588
01:59:57,680 --> 01:59:57,900
Yeah.

2589
01:59:58,720 --> 01:59:59,820
Connor Williams there.

2590
01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:00,600
First place.

2591
02:00:01,080 --> 02:00:01,740
Gold trove.

2592
02:00:01,740 --> 02:00:02,600
Thanks everybody.

2593
02:00:02,780 --> 02:00:03,700
For believing in me.

2594
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:04,740
Um.

2595
02:00:05,060 --> 02:00:06,560
Couldn't have done it without you guys.

2596
02:00:06,660 --> 02:00:07,420
Or your beliefs.

2597
02:00:07,960 --> 02:00:09,860
Or your belief systems as well.

2598
02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:11,000
Um.

2599
02:00:11,260 --> 02:00:14,160
Your actual ideological perspectives on life.

2600
02:00:15,020 --> 02:00:15,480
Wronglets.

2601
02:00:15,580 --> 02:00:16,820
Thank you very much for that.

2602
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:18,060
That's very kind man.

2603
02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:19,300
Hope you're doing well.

2604
02:00:20,140 --> 02:00:20,440
Um.

2605
02:00:21,220 --> 02:00:22,700
Two rights don't make a wronglet.

2606
02:00:22,760 --> 02:00:22,920
Huh?

2607
02:00:23,600 --> 02:00:24,060
Um.

2608
02:00:24,060 --> 02:00:25,120
Thank you very much.

2609
02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:26,680
Um.

2610
02:00:27,060 --> 02:00:28,300
Let me see here now.

2611
02:00:28,580 --> 02:00:29,960
Black Mesa is a source.

2612
02:00:29,960 --> 02:00:30,800
A source.

2613
02:00:30,980 --> 02:00:31,500
Remaster.

2614
02:00:31,500 --> 02:00:32,600
Of Half Life 1.

2615
02:00:33,060 --> 02:00:34,540
There are some of the best games ever.

2616
02:00:34,840 --> 02:00:35,720
I'll check it out man.

2617
02:00:35,780 --> 02:00:37,360
I'll tell Francis to check that out.

2618
02:00:38,720 --> 02:00:39,160
Jawbox.

2619
02:00:39,260 --> 02:00:40,140
Thank you very much.

2620
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:42,360
Thank you very much.

2621
02:00:43,440 --> 02:00:43,820
Um.

2622
02:00:45,420 --> 02:00:46,100
But yeah.

2623
02:00:46,140 --> 02:00:46,280
Yeah.

2624
02:00:46,300 --> 02:00:46,960
It's fantastic.

2625
02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:47,700
It's a great world.

2626
02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:48,540
It's a great world.

2627
02:00:49,080 --> 02:00:49,480
Um.

2628
02:00:49,480 --> 02:00:50,280
We're all living in it.

2629
02:00:50,920 --> 02:00:51,280
Um.

2630
02:00:51,460 --> 02:00:52,820
I do say that from time to time.

2631
02:00:53,080 --> 02:00:54,220
And I really do mean that.

2632
02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:55,780
I really do.

2633
02:00:56,100 --> 02:00:58,080
Doc Man and Alex living it up.

2634
02:00:58,440 --> 02:00:59,520
Thanks very much bud.

2635
02:01:01,260 --> 02:01:06,660
You've got that San Pellegrino smile.

2636
02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:09,080
When you smile.

2637
02:01:09,080 --> 02:01:11,800
You light up the room for a while.

2638
02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:16,580
Then it goes out for around half past ten.

2639
02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:21,360
It's time to grab another San Pelle again.

2640
02:01:21,360 --> 02:01:24,380
The holiday in Milan was shit.

2641
02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:26,140
I'm never going back again.

2642
02:01:26,280 --> 02:01:28,320
The birds were sending it.

2643
02:01:28,420 --> 02:01:29,020
It has to be said.

2644
02:01:29,080 --> 02:01:31,860
A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event.

2645
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:34,460
120 year dinner event it was.

2646
02:01:35,020 --> 02:01:36,720
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

2647
02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:43,700
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event.

2648
02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:47,740
Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

2649
02:01:48,360 --> 02:01:49,460
Have you ever had that?

2650
02:01:49,820 --> 02:01:50,200
No.

2651
02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:51,540
I doubt it.

2652
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,260
As for the nouveau cuisine.

2653
02:01:53,600 --> 02:01:54,940
Exquisite-gandic.

2654
02:01:55,480 --> 02:01:55,900
Also.

2655
02:01:56,500 --> 02:02:00,120
The castleistic dollhouses they're presented in front of us.

2656
02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:01,660
A maidus disassembled.

2657
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:03,040
Only to reveal.

2658
02:02:03,460 --> 02:02:04,620
A fucking night scene.

2659
02:02:04,920 --> 02:02:07,140
And a plate of beans and a star of toast.

2660
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:10,220
Star of toast you take away.

2661
02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:12,560
The sins of the world.

2662
02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:15,860
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

2663
02:02:17,020 --> 02:02:17,380
Then.

2664
02:02:17,660 --> 02:02:19,680
A final course of rubbish.

2665
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:24,280
Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest.

2666
02:02:24,740 --> 02:02:26,280
Illuminated box prism.

2667
02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:27,700
What was inside it?

2668
02:02:28,220 --> 02:02:30,060
You guess a less a lessed it.

2669
02:02:30,440 --> 02:02:33,060
The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle.

2670
02:02:33,500 --> 02:02:36,940
An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job.

2671
02:02:37,660 --> 02:02:41,600
Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves.

2672
02:02:42,180 --> 02:02:43,980
You may think this is extraordinary.

2673
02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:45,620
Whereas we think.

2674
02:02:46,040 --> 02:02:47,500
It's just another night.

2675
02:02:48,280 --> 02:02:49,200
San Pellegrino.

2676
02:02:49,440 --> 02:02:52,380
Honoured to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

2677
02:02:52,760 --> 02:02:53,140
Cheers.

2678
02:02:53,460 --> 02:02:53,980
Connor.

2679
02:02:54,580 --> 02:02:55,020
Williams.

2680
02:02:56,620 --> 02:02:59,400
Yates ordered a space cake in the bulldog.

2681
02:03:03,780 --> 02:03:04,420
Squat.

2682
02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:05,780
Yes.

2683
02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:06,920
Yes.

2684
02:03:07,280 --> 02:03:07,900
Come on.

2685
02:03:08,540 --> 02:03:08,860
Woo.

2686
02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:09,920
Come on.

2687
02:03:10,260 --> 02:03:13,220
I want to say thanks very much to everybody who's tuned in tonight.

2688
02:03:13,460 --> 02:03:15,180
For Mercedes Pellegrino.

2689
02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:16,020
And helped.

2690
02:03:16,740 --> 02:03:20,320
Will our way towards trophy after trophy after trophy.

2691
02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:24,900
Also a big shout out to our friends at Salon DiCapris.

2692
02:03:26,520 --> 02:03:29,780
And the Fallon and Boo Boo Boo's.

2693
02:03:29,780 --> 02:03:32,000
And the night drone which delivered it.

2694
02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:33,000
Great water.

2695
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,160
Great taste.

2696
02:03:34,160 --> 02:03:35,500
Absolutely tasteless.

2697
02:03:35,720 --> 02:03:36,920
The way water should be.

2698
02:03:36,920 --> 02:03:37,060
The way water should be.

2699
02:03:37,060 --> 02:03:37,080
The way water should be.

2700
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:37,080
The way water should be.

2701
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:37,120
The way water should be.

2702
02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:42,620
If you can get your hands on it.

2703
02:03:43,620 --> 02:03:44,780
Get it quick.

2704
02:03:45,040 --> 02:03:45,900
And get it now.

2705
02:03:47,000 --> 02:03:47,900
It's fantastic.

2706
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:51,800
All that's left to say is thanks very much.

2707
02:03:51,800 --> 02:03:53,580
Good night.

2708
02:03:54,040 --> 02:03:55,240
And God bless.

2709
02:03:55,600 --> 02:03:56,540
Thank you very much.

2710
02:03:56,600 --> 02:03:58,620
Schlug for Defcon.

2711
02:04:00,620 --> 02:04:04,460
And your kind hearted and generous tips.

2712
02:04:04,460 --> 02:04:05,720
It's always a pleasure.

2713
02:04:07,000 --> 02:04:08,660
And anytime.

2714
02:04:09,380 --> 02:04:10,440
Anytime guys.

2715
02:04:10,580 --> 02:04:10,880
Anytime.

2716
02:04:13,280 --> 02:04:14,480
Mainly Thursday though.

2717
02:04:15,120 --> 02:04:16,040
Really not anytime.

2718
02:04:16,380 --> 02:04:18,200
I've got a lot on the schedule this week.

2719
02:04:18,860 --> 02:04:19,720
I'm going to be going.

2720
02:04:20,160 --> 02:04:20,940
Berlin Osloff.

2721
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:21,360
Thank you.

2722
02:04:21,640 --> 02:04:22,580
Thank you very much.

2723
02:04:22,780 --> 02:04:23,300
Tom Bomb.

2724
02:04:23,540 --> 02:04:25,000
Would love it if you could.

2725
02:04:25,080 --> 02:04:26,820
Give a big holler to my buddy Luke.

2726
02:04:27,240 --> 02:04:28,960
Who's currently out in Barca.

2727
02:04:29,220 --> 02:04:31,040
Trying to get the Catalanos.

2728
02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:32,480
To think seriously.

2729
02:04:32,880 --> 02:04:34,980
About using excess tapas.

2730
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:35,960
As a formidable.

2731
02:04:36,800 --> 02:04:37,320
Reinvestment.

2732
02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:38,560
Apparatus.

2733
02:04:40,720 --> 02:04:41,860
It sounds.

2734
02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:44,820
Essentially exquisite.

2735
02:04:45,900 --> 02:04:47,560
I'm going to go out on a limb and say.

2736
02:04:48,160 --> 02:04:49,260
Quintessentially exquisite.

2737
02:04:50,540 --> 02:04:51,740
Big shout out to Luke.

2738
02:04:52,020 --> 02:04:52,700
In Barcelona.

2739
02:04:52,700 --> 02:04:55,300
I hope you're having a good time.

2740
02:04:56,760 --> 02:04:57,980
All that's left to say.

2741
02:04:58,120 --> 02:04:59,180
Is thank you very much.

2742
02:04:59,340 --> 02:05:00,020
And good night.

2743
02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:01,840
Yet again.

2744
02:05:02,120 --> 02:05:02,740
Tell Francis.

2745
02:05:02,860 --> 02:05:03,460
Play Black Nisa.

2746
02:05:04,040 --> 02:05:05,700
I want to say thank you to you.

2747
02:05:06,320 --> 02:05:07,160
And good night.

2748
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:10,100
Shaky boy too.

2749
02:05:10,480 --> 02:05:11,840
Not sure if it popped up.

2750
02:05:13,180 --> 02:05:14,140
But if it did.

2751
02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:15,380
Maybe it did during the clip.

2752
02:05:15,820 --> 02:05:16,860
I want to say thanks.

2753
02:05:17,980 --> 02:05:18,900
If you're kind hearted.

2754
02:05:18,960 --> 02:05:19,160
Tip.

2755
02:05:19,880 --> 02:05:20,680
Very kind.

2756
02:05:21,280 --> 02:05:22,160
All the best.

2757
02:05:22,160 --> 02:05:24,900
And keep yourselves clean guys.

2758
02:05:24,900 --> 02:05:25,420
Corona.

2759
02:05:25,700 --> 02:05:27,460
Corona is sweeping over us.

2760
02:05:27,580 --> 02:05:28,260
Big time.

2761
02:05:29,200 --> 02:05:30,400
Keep yourself clean.

2762
02:05:31,020 --> 02:05:31,700
Sanitize.

2763
02:05:32,180 --> 02:05:32,580
Wipe.

2764
02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:33,860
Swipe.

2765
02:05:35,460 --> 02:05:36,560
Face masks.

2766
02:05:37,260 --> 02:05:37,920
Bit excessive.

2767
02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:39,820
But probably.

2768
02:05:39,820 --> 02:05:39,900
Probably.

2769
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:39,900
Probably.

2770
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:39,900
Probably.

2771
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:40,400
Probably.

2772
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:40,400
Probably.

2773
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:40,400
Probably.

2774
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:40,900
Probably.

2775
02:05:40,900 --> 02:05:42,120
Probably.

2776
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:43,320
The best course of action.

2777
02:05:44,720 --> 02:05:46,280
We're going to see you next week.

2778
02:05:47,080 --> 02:05:48,180
You can believe that.

2779
02:05:49,740 --> 02:05:51,000
Zeretip.com.

2780
02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:51,000
Zeretip.com.

2781
02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:51,600
Zeretip.com.

2782
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,360
Shaky boy.

2783
02:05:52,440 --> 02:05:53,100
Thank you very much.

2784
02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:54,540
Good night.

2785
02:05:54,940 --> 02:05:55,580
And God bless.

2786
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:56,820
Bye bye.

2787
02:05:58,980 --> 02:06:01,280
Have you thought about starting a pension yet?

2788
02:06:01,480 --> 02:06:02,020
If not.

2789
02:06:02,400 --> 02:06:02,780
Please.

2790
02:06:02,860 --> 02:06:03,120
Please.

2791
02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:03,640
Please.

2792
02:06:03,980 --> 02:06:05,540
Consider it in your dreams.

2793
02:06:05,820 --> 02:06:07,520
Or even in your waking moments.

2794
02:06:10,100 --> 02:06:11,340
Get onto Zurich soon.

2795
02:06:11,720 --> 02:06:14,220
Jive the Jeev Jar Jeevase.

2796
02:06:14,540 --> 02:06:18,160
On an Ask Jeev's Google Like Us simulation movement.

2797
02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:20,600
Harking its way back for time.

2798
02:06:21,060 --> 02:06:22,720
Into the Alta Vista realm.

2799
02:06:23,520 --> 02:06:26,340
Oceanfree.ie was my ISP.

2800
02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:27,600
Do you remember them?

2801
02:06:28,280 --> 02:06:29,460
If you do.

2802
02:06:29,860 --> 02:06:31,020
You must be depressed.

2803
02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:32,280
Because I know I am.

2804
02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:33,360
Still here.

2805
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:33,880
I am.

2806
02:06:34,140 --> 02:06:34,980
Still existing.

2807
02:06:35,860 --> 02:06:37,020
Trying to grapple.

2808
02:06:37,460 --> 02:06:39,720
With the reality of the situation.

2809
02:06:41,100 --> 02:06:41,700
Life.

2810
02:06:41,700 --> 02:06:43,040
It has no meaning.

2811
02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:44,400
Said Mark McCabe.

2812
02:06:44,780 --> 02:06:46,160
But he also followed that up.

2813
02:06:46,260 --> 02:06:46,640
With the.

2814
02:06:47,040 --> 02:06:47,860
Get ready now.

2815
02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:48,660
Move to the groove.

2816
02:06:48,800 --> 02:06:49,320
Soundbite.

2817
02:06:50,060 --> 02:06:50,880
Which kind of.

2818
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:52,300
Was counterintuitive.

2819
02:06:52,540 --> 02:06:52,920
To the.

2820
02:06:53,860 --> 02:06:55,000
The pithy.

2821
02:06:55,760 --> 02:06:56,240
Existentialism.

2822
02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:57,480
He just dispatched.

2823
02:06:57,620 --> 02:06:58,740
Only moments before.

2824
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:01,220
Don't think too much about it.

2825
02:07:01,260 --> 02:07:02,520
Don't worry too much about it.

2826
02:07:02,580 --> 02:07:02,840
That's.

2827
02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:03,200
That's.

2828
02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:04,460
That's the best I can.

2829
02:07:04,760 --> 02:07:05,120
Muster.

2830
02:07:06,580 --> 02:07:08,720
Because if you start to break everything down.

2831
02:07:09,440 --> 02:07:11,300
Then you'll fucking break down.

2832
02:07:11,300 --> 02:07:12,020
Believe me.

2833
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:13,620
I've been there.

2834
02:07:14,180 --> 02:07:15,120
I am there.

2835
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:17,740
I'm there.

2836
02:07:17,740 --> 02:07:17,740
I'm there.

2837
02:07:17,740 --> 02:07:17,800
I'm there.

2838
02:07:17,800 --> 02:07:25,120
Tits.

2839
02:07:25,120 --> 02:07:25,120
Tits.

2840
02:07:28,420 --> 02:07:29,040
Tits.

2841
02:07:29,040 --> 02:07:59,020
Thank you.

2842
02:07:59,020 --> 02:08:29,000
Thank you.

2843
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:30,440
Creamed in lots of sense.

2844
02:08:30,440 --> 02:08:31,280
Creamed.

2845
02:08:31,280 --> 02:08:33,280
Creamed.

2846
02:08:33,280 --> 02:08:35,220
Creamed.

2847
02:08:35,220 --> 02:08:37,220
Creamed.

2848
02:08:37,220 --> 02:08:39,220
Creamed.

2849
02:08:39,220 --> 02:08:41,220
They're gonna get creamed.

2850
02:08:41,220 --> 02:08:43,220
They're gonna get creamed.

2851
02:08:43,220 --> 02:08:45,220
Creamed.

2852
02:08:45,220 --> 02:08:47,220
They're gonna get creamed.

2853
02:08:47,220 --> 02:08:49,220
Creamed.