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I love you, I hate you, I'm on the fence, it all depends

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Whether I'm up or I'm down, I'm on the mend, transcending all reality

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I like you, despise you, admire you, what are we gonna do when everything all falls through?

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I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success, but I digress, at least I've tried my very best I guess

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This or the other, why even bother, it won't be with me on my deathbed, but I'll still be in your hands

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Give me all your money, then I'll make some origami honey

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very fine

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My internal monologue is saturated analogue, it's scratched and drifting, I've become attached to the idea, it's all a shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy, I've got no idea how I even got here, I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis, what bliss?

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Daylight savings won't fix this mess, underworked and oversexed, I must express my disinterest, the rats are back inside my head, what would Freud have said?

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey

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Honey, honey.

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.

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I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide.

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I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch you right.

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I hate seeing you crying in the kitchen.

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I don't know why it affects me like this when you're not even mine to consider.

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Erroneous, harmonious, I'm hardly sanctimonious.

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Dirty clothes, I suppose we all outgrow ourselves.

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I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm awake, I'm alone, I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio.

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you.

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you.

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey.

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you.

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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you.

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Fuck you, Deputy Stunt.

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Fuck you, Deputy Stunt.

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Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, honey.

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You're a chimp, dot IE.

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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.

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Joseph Coney, dot IE.

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Fury Hardarm, dot IE.

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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The End

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And that's giving me a little shot of what's going on behind me. Got cameras left, right and centre. That's the ignition. Flick that and flick lifter. And away we roll baby. This is what you came for right?

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Conor Williams, the brand new C-Class 2020 POV test drive with me Conor Williams. I've got to admire the Dutch, what they've done here.

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Woah, you hear that? Feel the dream, feel the burn, feel the cream. That's beautiful. Now, you finish your starter. Now it's time for the main course. Get ready.

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First. Ships up to second. Into third. Conor Williams now. Fourth gear. Racking up the kilometers per hour.

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Still in fourth. Still in fourth. An hour and fifth. Beautiful Dutch roads here. Godmire the Dutch work ethic. Great Protestant spirit.

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The Dutch are probably the best bunch of Protestants in the world. Really, really love what they've done with architecture. With cheese. With roads. With canals. And football. Great legacy there. The Cruyffs. The Van Bastens. The Rude Hullets.

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But don't you know it's... I was saying this to Ivan Yeats the other day. I had him in here for a little breeze block. And we went full hell for leather on the fucking eye tunnel. Underneath the dam.

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He actually lost control of every bit of his body and followed through on what was originally intended and conceived to be a gas bubble. He expelled more than gas. It was solid as well. Solidified.

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He was embarrassed. I said don't worry. We're gonna have the car fucking pure valet. We can go down into town. Maybe spend an hour in the bulldog. Give you a space cake. Something to eat. And he said I'd like that Connor.

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He said don't worry Ivan. Pat him on the back. Pat him on top of his bald pate. Rubbed his stomach. And said Connor is home. You're home. We're gonna have a good time in the dam. And that's what we did you know.

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How's it going guys?

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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Please.

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Please.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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I'm not going to get to drive if you keep applauding.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Please.

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Please.

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Please.

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Please.

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Please.

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Please.

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Please.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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It's fantastic.

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It's great to have such wild support.

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I'm dying.

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Unyielding.

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Never-ending.

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Claptronica.

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It's fantastic.

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Hope you're doing well, guys.

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Welcome to Drive Time.

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Mercedes Pellegrino.

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Newstalk.ie.

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The Greek Islands.

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We're coming to you live from the Dolmites.

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We've got some gold troves to win tonight.

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Hopefully you can stick around with us for that.

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Hopefully none of you have come down with the C-Virus.

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The dreaded C-Virus.

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Coronavirus nights.

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Thank you very much, bud.

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We're just going to go out there and race.

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Race the virus away, you know.

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I think that's something that you should do if you do have the C-Virus.

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Just get in the car and drive.

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It will make you feel a lot better.

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What have we got here?

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Let's have a look.

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I know.

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Thank you very much, C-Virus nights.

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I know that we have a Raptor.

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Ford Raptor.

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Macron.

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Thank you very much, bud.

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A Ford Raptor.

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Tournament.

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To win.

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So let's just get inside the Ford Raptor and do damage.

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Let's see what we've got here.

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Change car.

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Yes.

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Now we're in this beast.

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It's a beast.

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Let's have a look here.

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Campaign.

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GT League.

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Straight into the mix.

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Because I've seen last week now, there's too long chatting about the C-Virus.

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It just took away from the racing the pure gold, gold trophy-ness of it all.

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You know?

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You ever ridden inside a monster truck before?

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Get ready for the thrill of your life.

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Connor Williams in the Ford Raptor.

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It's been wrapped around its fucking head with a load of engine juice.

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And we put some new spark plugs in there.

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Put a nitro turboistica onto the back of the hum sump.

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And it looks like it's going to go like a bullet train.

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So let's see.

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Kaliowski, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much, bud.

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Marching on together.

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Okay.

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We are stateside right now for the Ford Raptor tournament.

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Nosebeard.

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Nosebeard.

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Nosebeard.

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Thank you very much.

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Lovely twist and turn there.

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It's very, very fluid.

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Very sentimental, actually.

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Reminds me of a better age.

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A better time.

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A simpler time.

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A time before global pandemic viruses hit.

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It's about time the word viral got its actual meaning back.

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For too long now.

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We've been told that viral

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was the name to be placed on some

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shitty fucking picture or tweet.

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Or post.

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That's not the meaning at all.

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Now we're really, we're really learning the hard way.

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And

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as we heard there on the news,

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there's been another

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diagnosis in Ireland.

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This time,

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somebody who,

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who wasn't even outside the country.

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Like, you know, so.

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We know for a fact

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that this virus is,

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it's engulfing and enveloping the world

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at an alarming rate

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and pace.

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Pretty much the same pace

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which I'm hitting this track at at the moment.

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Connor Williams,

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first place there.

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Head of the French doozor,

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ex-royer.

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Lorenzo Cross,

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the Yankee doodle dandus.

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Sam Bastin Franco,

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the Italian Dream Pipe Maneuverist.

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And also,

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Ivan Popov.

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Ukraine.

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Well,

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he's gonna have to pop off out the way

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in a minute when I lap him.

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You don't know what kind of cars

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they'd be driving over there

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in the Ukraine,

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the former Soviet Union too.

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A lot of lot is,

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a lot of strange automobiles.

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and this is just

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going to work.

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A lovely breeze.

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It's really good.

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It's very, very fluid.

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Very fluid indeed.

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Get that rid of that tube.

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Very nice.

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I mean,

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I'm not sure if the coronavirus

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has made its way over to the States yet.

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Maybe a couple of cases

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have been detected.

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But,

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it's hard to know what to do.

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Really is.

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I mean,

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are we gonna shut down the world?

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Economically,

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do we have what it takes

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to be able to compete with the coronavirus?

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You know,

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this thing has,

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it's caught us off guard.

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But I'll tell you something.

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Gold trove.

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That's fantastic.

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There's no denying it.

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There really is no denying it.

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Grey Goose.

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Also,

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big shout out to our new bottle of water

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that we've got,

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given to us by the good people

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at Salon de Cabras.

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And this comes in a glass bottle.

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Natural mineral water.

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Let's see here.

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It's from Spain.

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Bateta Cuenca.

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Agua Mineral Natural.

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It's a fantastic beast.

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And one that we're gonna be cracking open.

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Not just yet though.

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We'll wait for a bit.

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We've also got a little bit of pop.

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Maybe.

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And a little touch of chalk too.

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It's,

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it's all to play for.

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There's no Aldi.

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There's no Aldi in that.

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No,

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I got,

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I got that,

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uh,

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00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:30,500
shipped in via sleeper drone.

267
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,280
Uh,

268
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,880
from the Fallon,

269
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,460
the good guys at Fallon and Burn

270
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,340
had that bottle of water

271
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:39,100
shipped into me by sleeper drone.

272
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,820
Whilst I slept actually.

273
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:43,660
You know,

274
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,320
it was quite disconcerting to have,

275
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:45,640
uh,

276
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,020
a knock at the window.

277
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,780
My bedroom window.

278
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,760
I say knock.

279
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,180
It was just,

280
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:57,480
this was just tapping against the window.

281
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,700
like this.

282
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,780
Which required

283
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:06,080
great skill and dexterity

284
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,940
on behalf of the operator of the drone.

285
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,960
I've never seen,

286
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,200
uh,

287
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,580
a drone operate so dexterously.

288
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,180
That is a word.

289
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,180
Deftly as well.

290
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:21,300
definitely deftly.

291
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,640
I reached out,

292
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:25,740
grabbed the bottle,

293
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,040
snipped it with a pair of small scissors,

294
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,940
said sayonara to the sleeper drone.

295
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:33,620
And,

296
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:33,860
uh,

297
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,260
it just flew off.

298
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,660
Back to F&B.

299
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:39,880
Food.

300
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,960
Food and beverage.

301
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,420
Food and beverage, baby.

302
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:53,240
thanks very much

303
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,480
Nosebeers, Aliosky

304
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,040
Macron

305
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,320
Coronavirus Nights

306
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,460
Coronavirus Dreams

307
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,560
and

308
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,720
no one's clapping for you

309
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,900
and the Boom Boom Boys

310
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,000
thank you very much

311
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,920
to the Boom Boom Boys

312
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,160
for that

313
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,180
can you call my mate Jamie

314
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,160
a wetty

315
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,440
no problem Jamie sorry bud

316
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,020
on behalf of your friend

317
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,580
Boom Boom Boy

318
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,940
he's informing me that

319
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,660
you're a wetty

320
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,460
don't ask me

321
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,140
because I don't know why

322
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:43,180
but it's like that

323
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,940
and that's the way it is

324
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,280
John

325
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,180
that's just the way it is

326
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,860
Ivan Yates

327
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:54,860
NoFap 2020

328
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,880
thank you very much

329
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,360
hi Connor

330
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,740
unfortunately after three months

331
00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:00,000
I failed the NoFap challenge

332
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,300
after the depressing

333
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,140
downturn

334
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:03,860
that hit the Dow Jones

335
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:04,580
stock market

336
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,660
that tanked my

337
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:07,700
Mercedes shares

338
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,040
and had to take

339
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,220
and had to take solace

340
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:10,220
and had to take solace

341
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,660
from an Aldi catalogue

342
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,620
that had hiking gear

343
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:14,700
for sale

344
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,720
well

345
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,940
that really is

346
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:18,100
scraping the bottom

347
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,660
of the barrel

348
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:19,780
plus

349
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,000
a lot would have been

350
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,960
left to the imagination

351
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,760
what with the

352
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,720
cumbersome

353
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,540
and bulky

354
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,880
hiking gear

355
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,640
God knows

356
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:27,640
God knows

357
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,320
what kind of

358
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:28,920
reveries

359
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,000
you had to conjure up

360
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,720
to be able to get

361
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,400
into the zone

362
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:31,820
there

363
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:33,960
maybe some kind of

364
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,720
off-piste scenario

365
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,140
at the end of a mountain hike

366
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:44,020
the Uyghur

367
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,720
the Swiss Alps

368
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,260
maybe El Cap

369
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,480
the Sierra Nevada

370
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,780
Tierra Robada

371
00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:55,260
whatever the hell

372
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,300
you want to call that

373
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,060
High Sierra Mountain Range

374
00:27:58,060 --> 00:27:59,140
down in California

375
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:01,240
great wine down that way

376
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,060
fantastic wine

377
00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:06,020
I tell you who told me

378
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,320
about the wine down there

379
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,480
Mick Hucknell

380
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,840
from Simply Red

381
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,580
an absolute legend

382
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,920
a great man for the wine

383
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,380
he was a great man

384
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:17,800
for the women

385
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,980
but he regrets that

386
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:20,400
and he actually said

387
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,300
in the tabloids

388
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,020
that he apologizes

389
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:23,520
to all

390
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,400
all the women

391
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,260
that he was with

392
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:26,780
and

393
00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:28,080
he just said

394
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,480
you know who you are

395
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,300
and I'm sorry

396
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,700
so

397
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,400
there was remorse there

398
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,740
but a great singer

399
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:38,080
very strong opinions

400
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,540
he was on

401
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,260
wine

402
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,360
music

403
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,280
the Iraq war

404
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,940
he was a very strong voice

405
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:46,680
on the Iraq war

406
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,140
very pro war

407
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,960
very pro war

408
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,260
very

409
00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,920
he is

410
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,120
there was a bit of fash

411
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,400
about him

412
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,000
around that time

413
00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,600
I remember

414
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,000
but listen

415
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,100
it's not about Mick

416
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:03,460
tonight

417
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,900
it's about gold

418
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,340
that's what we're gonna do here

419
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,980
it's a survival race here

420
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,600
with the Raptor

421
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,600
the Ford Raptor

422
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,340
let's do this

423
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:16,800
how's it going to be a good guy

424
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,680
you got a moment

425
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,480
I think you're a bloody good guy

426
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,360
and I think you've got a lot of potential

427
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,160
you're fired John

428
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,940
I don't want to fucking do this pub

429
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,860
your performance is a shit show

430
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:28,560
of the last month

431
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,020
you're not pulling your weight man

432
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,620
you're trying to make a mug out of me

433
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,740
I'm not a mug bug

434
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,040
I'm not a fucking mud mug either

435
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,140
I'm not a mug buddy

436
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:40,860
I don't know if you're a mud mugie yourself

437
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:41,980
or mud bug

438
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,480
fucking bud

439
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,780
I'm not a mug bud

440
00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:49,120
buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy

441
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:58,840
Rive the Eve on your airs

442
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,540
with a seven foot Montenegrin box lifter

443
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,100
who's just got out of the factory

444
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,880
finished his work clocked off

445
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,120
and we got there

446
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,740
and there was nobody there

447
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,220
the whole place had been gutted

448
00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,420
so he was lying

449
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,680
when he said he clocked off

450
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,920
because there was nobody there

451
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,760
there was no machinery

452
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,980
we're gonna go and find him now

453
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,400
he's gone back to Montenegro

454
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,980
we were outside your gaff

455
00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:22,920
we pipped the horn

456
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,760
but you weren't there

457
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,040
the specialities Libanese

458
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,200
that's where you live isn't it

459
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,340
yeah well

460
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:29,840
you must have heard me

461
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,020
pipping for a while I was

462
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,920
in other news

463
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,960
Scotty Pippen

464
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,020
was in the back cab there the last day

465
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:41,560
as we snaked our way around the Rim Whistle

466
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,440
red and white lollipop stop

467
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,580
just outside the Edgebaston

468
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,040
Bastardshire region

469
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,580
of Angleterre

470
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,420
Tear of course meaning ground

471
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,520
Alphonse

472
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:57,040
had a few palms de tears there for my dinner last night

473
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,720
it was delicious

474
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,600
apple of the ground

475
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,140
it's funny that isn't it

476
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,480
ground apples

477
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:13,280
it's almost six o'clock

478
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,200
thanks very much for that Connor

479
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,580
and now we will enter

480
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,860
Raptor Survival Race

481
00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,220
round two

482
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,200
with me

483
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,720
Connor Williams

484
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,180
let's see what we can do here

485
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,540
in the Alsace village

486
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,720
one of my favourite tracks

487
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,080
first premiere to me

488
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,200
when we were

489
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,940
doing the Ivan Yates

490
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,080
NoFap Challenge

491
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,520
lift off

492
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,240
drift off

493
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,340
2006

494
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:42,360
it was a real

495
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,080
he was the pioneer of the NoFap Challenge

496
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,880
a lot of people think

497
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,400
we'll have to restart that again

498
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,880
a lot of people think

499
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,500
that's something which has come

500
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,720
into popular conscience

501
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,500
in the past few years

502
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,020
but really

503
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,220
the Yateser has been

504
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:56,880
NoFap

505
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,240
since day dot

506
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,340
and it's

507
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:03,180
it's like a

508
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:04,500
it's like Mount Etna

509
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,520
at the moment

510
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,640
in that News Talk studio

511
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,380
day in

512
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:09,980
day out

513
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,760
and

514
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,620
the way it manifests itself

515
00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,060
sometimes can actually be quite

516
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,420
detrimental to the people around himself

517
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:18,820
as well

518
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:19,140
you know

519
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:19,520
because that

520
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,640
that is really

521
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,540
a load to bear

522
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,500
so to speak

523
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,360
for want of a better phrase

524
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,440
a load to bear

525
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,680
and

526
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,680
yeah

527
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,160
he's

528
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,840
he's shouting

529
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,560
and screaming

530
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:33,900
and

531
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:36,260
where's my coffee

532
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,400
what's the story

533
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:38,640
where

534
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,180
you know

535
00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:39,960
where's my slippers

536
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,660
he wears slippers to work

537
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,160
like you know

538
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:42,760
that's just

539
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,100
look that's Yates

540
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,780
that's just Yates

541
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,280
you know

542
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,520
that's just the way he operates

543
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,900
don't take it personally

544
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,260
you know

545
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,140
if he comes around your house

546
00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:55,280
and busts out a pair of fucking leather slippers

547
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,240
with a lovely panther sack interior

548
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,840
yeah I've worn them myself before on the stream

549
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,060
you might have seen them

550
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,640
quality they are

551
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,920
absolute quality

552
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,180
but he's a great man for the panther sack

553
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:11,560
a real cosy cosy individual

554
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:16,220
but Alsace village is his village

555
00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:17,980
that's what he says

556
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,320
every time we're over there

557
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,480
we're over at Hans Gruber's 50th

558
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,040
and he had a lot to say

559
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,340
a lot to say

560
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:31,660
I drank a lot of wine as well

561
00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:33,400
that's what you get

562
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,120
when you're over here

563
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:34,460
you're like

564
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:34,720
you know

565
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,480
the Alsace

566
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,860
the Alsachians

567
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,660
they're great

568
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:39,740
and you know what

569
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,080
they don't have satchels

570
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,340
they've never had any

571
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,620
it doesn't exist

572
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,240
the concept doesn't exist over there

573
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,680
they just have

574
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,380
bum bags

575
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:50,060
fanny packs

576
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:50,740
as you call them

577
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:51,140
in the

578
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,840
the United States

579
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,800
and

580
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,740
and pockets

581
00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:58,320
you know

582
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,760
they're not into

583
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,180
satchels in Alsace

584
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:02,240
fantastic

585
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,580
but there's a blimp up there

586
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:04,340
which as you know

587
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:06,640
that was J-Rowe's previous

588
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,780
Skybase

589
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:08,980
before it got crashed

590
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:12,920
and then the second one

591
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,680
got crashed into an NCT

592
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,720
test centre in Longford

593
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,280
which we were in

594
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,600
you've seen the video of that as well

595
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,460
if you haven't

596
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,240
check out the back cat

597
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,260
which is available

598
00:34:28,260 --> 00:34:30,080
even though I'm not really

599
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,780
involved in that

600
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,220
there is someone

601
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,180
who's taking time

602
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:35,020
out of their life

603
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:36,260
to record

604
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:38,040
save

605
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,640
and then re-upload

606
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,780
videos

607
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,960
with bits cut out of them as well

608
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,220
so

609
00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:46,080
I mean

610
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,140
because there might be

611
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:48,140
for instance

612
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:50,120
the tune that you're hearing right now

613
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,820
that might be flagged

614
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:52,340
for a

615
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:56,340
copyright or something like that

616
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:59,420
but your man's taking time

617
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,400
out of his busy schedule

618
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,280
to save them

619
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,120
and then put it into an editing program

620
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,000
and cut those bits out as well

621
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,580
which is

622
00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:11,860
you've got to admire the dedication

623
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,500
you really do

624
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,660
you really do

625
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,740
and again

626
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:23,660
two out of three laps

627
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:25,080
don't want to

628
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:25,960
don't want to say

629
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,580
this is just

630
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:27,460
a cakewalk

631
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,200
because I don't want to

632
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,540
come across as very

633
00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:30,400
confident

634
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,880
you know me

635
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,540
you know what I'm like

636
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,300
I'm a humble individual

637
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,820
I'm very cap in hand

638
00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:40,260
I wait for the other person

639
00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:41,200
to strike first

640
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,560
I buy my lip

641
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,260
buy my tongue

642
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,400
I'm not fond of sharing

643
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,060
my opinions

644
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,720
I don't like to talk

645
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,260
at length

646
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:55,240
but I've been talking for so long now

647
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:59,320
that I forgot why I was even making the points about me being humble

648
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,560
and

649
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,460
that's just

650
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,600
that's just irony

651
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,060
that's just irony guys

652
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,840
you know

653
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,300
and you don't want to get on the wrong side of irony

654
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,460
because you know

655
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,280
that you'll usually have egg on your face

656
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,200
if you do

657
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:23,420
there's a lovely bit of C-class action there

658
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:26,260
in the Netherlands

659
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,640
the past few days

660
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,080
Yatesy baby

661
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,580
and myself over there

662
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,220
he got a little bit space cake

663
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:36,580
and we went to the San Pell Classic

664
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:39,300
it was an invitation event only

665
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,280
at an undisclosed location

666
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,680
somewhere around the Amsterdam region

667
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:48,300
and we went through the I Tunnel

668
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,140
underneath the I River

669
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:51,620
at pace

670
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,000
a blistering pace

671
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,300
and Yates

672
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,500
expelled

673
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,560
a solid

674
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,060
based on his shock

675
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:02,120
and awe

676
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,940
at what was going on

677
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:07,860
so we had to calm him down

678
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,580
heading to the Bulldog

679
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,100
and space cake it up

680
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,860
unfortunately there was footage of

681
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,820
the current situation

682
00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:17,620
between the rebels

683
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,440
in Damascus

684
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,880
and the Syrian forces

685
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,020
it was really

686
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,540
it was hard to take in

687
00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:28,380
whilst on the muffin

688
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,820
and he just absolutely

689
00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:31,900
lost the run of himself

690
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,460
and went AWOL

691
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,020
this was two hours now

692
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,760
before the San Pell Classic

693
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,520
so I was having to walk around

694
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,460
waltz around

695
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,240
the dam

696
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,240
looking for this guy

697
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,520
the dam buster himself

698
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,120
and could not find it

699
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,660
ended up going to the event

700
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,380
and there he was

701
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:53,420
freeloading himself

702
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:54,880
into the buffet table

703
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,040
I explained this in

704
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,460
there's more of that

705
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,260
C Class video

706
00:37:59,260 --> 00:37:59,820
coming up

707
00:37:59,820 --> 00:37:59,980
but

708
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:03,380
just can't get over

709
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,580
the absolute liberties

710
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,500
the guy took

711
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:10,220
and he was just

712
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:11,180
munching

713
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:11,700
munching

714
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,180
munching

715
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:12,220
munching

716
00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:15,840
he had cakes

717
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,300
breadsticks

718
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:17,860
hummus

719
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,700
he even had like

720
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,440
a big bag

721
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,480
of flaming hot

722
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,040
Doritos

723
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,040
which

724
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,020
weren't even on offer

725
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,180
from the San Pell crowd

726
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:27,540
you know

727
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,900
so he brought them along

728
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,360
he got them in a 7-Eleven

729
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,220
and brought them along

730
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,000
or a Fubo

731
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,680
or whatever you call

732
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,440
one of those shops

733
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,460
and

734
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,740
absolutely

735
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,900
dogging into him

736
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,260
he was

737
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:43,280
it's sick in your hole

738
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,980
you know

739
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:46,680
watching the way

740
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,720
he goes on sometimes

741
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,440
but he's a mate

742
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,380
so what can you do

743
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:51,280
there's nothing you can do

744
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,780
just gotta go along

745
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:53,660
with it you know

746
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:55,300
Edgar Davids

747
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,080
just was

748
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,340
really really

749
00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:58,400
not having any of it

750
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:58,680
as well

751
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,440
he's pissed off

752
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,640
very very upset

753
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Edgar of course

754
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:02,720
is the

755
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,000
the Dutch face

756
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,980
of San Pell

757
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,020
and

758
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:08,220
it was great to meet him

759
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,780
shook his hand

760
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,060
said you did some great work there

761
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,340
back in the late 90s

762
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:14,900
early 90s

763
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,200
well done

764
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,420
and

765
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,080
I said you know who I am

766
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,260
he said no

767
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:22,460
I slipped him a business card

768
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,840
and

769
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,020
that was that

770
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,540
I'm just waiting for the call back now

771
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:28,120
like you know

772
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,520
did have a few ideas

773
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,340
I shot his way

774
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,620
I said you know

775
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,860
Edgar would you be interested

776
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,660
in doing some kind of

777
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,360
set at the Miles Dungeon

778
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,820
where I take lots of footage of you

779
00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:39,500
playing for

780
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,420
you know

781
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,000
Juve

782
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,500
and

783
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,700
Gold Trove

784
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,080
and Addo

785
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,140
thank you very much

786
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:47,300
don't know why I'm thanking the Gold Trove

787
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,120
Connor Williams

788
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:49,860
first place

789
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:51,580
Ashiki Ashima

790
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:52,360
and

791
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,820
Johnny Aikida

792
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:55,000
in second and third

793
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,440
the Japanese bad boys

794
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,160
that absolute snake

795
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,240
Uve Misa

796
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:00,880
the Brazilian

797
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,000
thank god he didn't get on the podium

798
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,600
don't like that guy

799
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,380
really don't like him

800
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,760
he's not nice

801
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,660
he doesn't really have a good word to say about anyone

802
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,700
and

803
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,020
I tried to give him my business card as well

804
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,200
he wasn't taking it

805
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,500
so that just goes

806
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,640
it just goes to show

807
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,860
the petty kind of level

808
00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,140
some of these people are

809
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:23,100
you can't please everyone

810
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,280
you really can't

811
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:24,580
and

812
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:25,580
it's hard as well

813
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:27,680
it's like with Edgar Davids the other day

814
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,100
he didn't know who I was

815
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,620
and

816
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,280
it was really hard to just

817
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,620
you know

818
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,260
hit him with

819
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,960
the ideas because

820
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,680
he's his own man

821
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,360
I knew him

822
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,660
I didn't have any leverage

823
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:41,200
and

824
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,420
he just wasn't getting any of my quips

825
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,900
jokes or anything like that

826
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:46,820
and

827
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,520
it just felt like

828
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,100
you just need to know who I am Edgar

829
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,080
if you just knew

830
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,680
just give me another five minutes

831
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:54,940
but

832
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:56,940
his handlers and his people

833
00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:58,140
had him move along

834
00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:00,580
it's a shame

835
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:01,360
because I had

836
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,540
a spare pair of

837
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:03,640
Panther sack slippers

838
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,340
in the bag

839
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:05,860
which are going to be premiering

840
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,200
at the

841
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:06,980
the upcoming

842
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:08,000
Connor Williams

843
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,100
loungewear

844
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,300
launch

845
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,440
which is going to be next week

846
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,080
so please do tune in for that

847
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,640
I know

848
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,960
I said it was going to be this week

849
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,400
but it's been

850
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,440
the coronavirus has meant that

851
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,900
our suppliers are

852
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,680
I don't know what they're doing

853
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,500
at their end

854
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,980
but their shipping times

855
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,160
and lead times have gone

856
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,740
flat lined

857
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:29,940
so

858
00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:32,840
I've got about three tonne of slippers

859
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,500
in a box

860
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,120
sitting in a

861
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,820
in a factory out in Belgium

862
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:38,880
and they're just screaming

863
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,220
to be released

864
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:41,960
from the box

865
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,620
not really

866
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:43,880
I mean

867
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,040
they're Panther sack

868
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,340
there's no live animals

869
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:46,740
in there

870
00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:47,320
that's

871
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,140
we don't do business like that

872
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:49,260
ourselves

873
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:51,600
but the Connor Williams

874
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,600
loungewear range

875
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,640
is going to blow

876
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,980
you away

877
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,460
dressing gowns

878
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,160
slippers

879
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,080
velar

880
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,140
tops

881
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,200
pajamas

882
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,100
shirts

883
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,980
it's going to be

884
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,120
absolutely fantastic

885
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:07,820
please

886
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:08,540
please

887
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:09,120
please

888
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,860
make sure you get onto it

889
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:11,840
when it drops

890
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,140
when it really does drop

891
00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:15,360
it's going to be fantastic

892
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,440
but yeah

893
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,240
Edgar Davids

894
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:17,820
blew

895
00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:18,980
blew the chance man

896
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,220
I know you're watching Ed

897
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,660
I know you're watching

898
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:23,840
they called you the bulldog

899
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,500
back in the day

900
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,700
because of your ferocious

901
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,920
defensive midfield action

902
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,000
crazy

903
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,600
tackles

904
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,060
you had the skills as well

905
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:32,800
to pay the bills

906
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,580
fancy footwork

907
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:35,600
great passing

908
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,340
but

909
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,760
you made a pass

910
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,400
the other night

911
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,140
and that was one pass

912
00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:41,720
you're going to regret

913
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,040
for the rest of your life Davids

914
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,040
I know it

915
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,040
don't think you're going to

916
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,060
get back on this boat

917
00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:47,780
this boat again

918
00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,520
when those Panther

919
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,960
slippers are released

920
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,260
and the rest of the loungewear

921
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,380
you're getting nothing

922
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:54,000
you're getting absolutely

923
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,880
nothing Davids

924
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,360
but you're a lovely guy

925
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,320
and thanks very much

926
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:58,980
for the handshake

927
00:42:58,980 --> 00:42:59,920
it was lovely to meet you

928
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:04,360
yeah Damascus at the moment

929
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,540
it's not looking good

930
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,840
it's completely

931
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,840
damasticated

932
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,100
they're thinking about

933
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:10,980
launching an attack

934
00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:11,660
on the rebels

935
00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:14,000
and it's not nice

936
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,560
it's grim

937
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,760
it's guerrilla warfare

938
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,360
it's guerrillas in the mist

939
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,840
don't know if you've seen

940
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,740
that film before

941
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:24,380
it's actually nothing like that

942
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,580
when I think about it

943
00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:27,960
but I was saying this to Marco Pierre-Weiss

944
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,340
the other day

945
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,740
a launch of his new range of falafel

946
00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:33,720
in the Fallon and Bern

947
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,260
just in town

948
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,240
and he was saying that Syria

949
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,120
really needs to get a hold of itself

950
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,080
and just get back on track

951
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,220
because it used to be the seat of a lot of good stuff

952
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:46,620
you know

953
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:49,680
ancient civilization

954
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,660
I heard they made a lot of soap

955
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,740
out there in Aleppo

956
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:56,460
so it'd be great to see them getting back to soap

957
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:58,120
instead of bombs

958
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,060
and you know

959
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:02,820
look at that

960
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:04,640
it's just bomb after bomb

961
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,120
smoke bombs

962
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,540
and of course

963
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:11,000
then you have the humanitarian crisis as well

964
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:11,900
at the same time

965
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,340
it really is hard to know what to do

966
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:17,020
I'm day after day

967
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,320
sitting at home

968
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,820
thinking what's going on with Syria

969
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,240
but I'm also trying to juggle

970
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,240
numerous other ventures

971
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,160
and businesses as well

972
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,860
so it's hard

973
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:30,880
the seizure of Sarah Keeb

974
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,360
how is that going to play into

975
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,500
or impact if you will

976
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,440
Erdogan's plan to drive Damascus back fighters

977
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,360
out of Idlib

978
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,100
well it's interesting that you say

979
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:42,900
Erdogan drive Damascus fighters back

980
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,260
Erdogan

981
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:47,140
he couldn't even drive

982
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,820
a self-driving car

983
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:50,960
Syria is not secure

984
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,940
and because of that

985
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,340
I just can't sleep at night

986
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:55,040
I can't sleep at night

987
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,220
I have nightmares

988
00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,320
about the Assad

989
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,440
and it's just

990
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,000
when's it going to end like

991
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,240
you know

992
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,480
can they not just settle down

993
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,040
and you know

994
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,020
go for a drive

995
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:07,520
or something

996
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,160
maybe watch a bit of rugby

997
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:10,540
or

998
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,860
I don't know

999
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,460
maybe pop down to Fallon and Byrne

1000
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,300
do they have that?

1001
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:15,620
in Idlib

1002
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,400
from looking at the pictures

1003
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,900
it's just tanks and bombs

1004
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,420
do you know what I mean?

1005
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,960
and they want to pull their socks up

1006
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,300
drive the numerous sea days

1007
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,340
in a hot minute

1008
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:31,100
just outside the Palacio de Mercado

1009
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,940
the reverend

1010
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,220
sends his regards

1011
00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:36,440
but don't take the piss

1012
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,160
okay

1013
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,820
you got caught out before

1014
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:42,740
and we're gonna fucking drag your bollocks over hot calls

1015
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,680
if it happens again

1016
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,960
we're gonna be hiring a couple of bollocks draggers

1017
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,940
they're from the far east

1018
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,600
they're from eastern Europe

1019
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,100
they don't do things by halves there

1020
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:56,520
okay

1021
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,300
so make sure you're on your A game

1022
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:00,760
bring your A game

1023
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,060
yeah

1024
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:03,420
we don't want to see any B games

1025
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,460
any C games

1026
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:06,840
definitely don't want to see any D games

1027
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,600
if you have a G game

1028
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,400
then get on to G Unit

1029
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,360
50 Cent's former alma mater

1030
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,340
get in touch with Lloyd Banks or Tony Yale

1031
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,420
tell them I sent you

1032
00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:24,980
tell them I'm looking forward to seeing them down

1033
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:27,500
at Connor Williams AMG Enterprises

1034
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:30,780
on Noon Sang Tomorrow Nicht

1035
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:33,580
see you later

1036
00:46:33,580 --> 00:47:02,400
how's it going guys?

1037
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,320
welcome back

1038
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,980
to

1039
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:08,660
Mercedes Pellegrino

1040
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:11,860
brought to you by Max Darwin

1041
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,740
in association with Max Darwin

1042
00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:18,720
long time supporter and friend of the stream

1043
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:20,200
thanks so much bud

1044
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,160
hope you're doing well

1045
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,280
hope you've got yourself

1046
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,320
a bit of chalk

1047
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,000
a bit of pop

1048
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,320
and

1049
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,280
yeah

1050
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,540
hope you're enjoying the show

1051
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,500
two races in

1052
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,780
two gold trophs

1053
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:32,260
100% Williams

1054
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,040
this is Celtic Tiger Nights

1055
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,200
the section of the show

1056
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,140
where we look back at

1057
00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:40,480
the scintillating showbiz world

1058
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,240
of 2005-2006

1059
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,060
the peak of things

1060
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:48,140
if I do say so myself

1061
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:49,920
see what was going on

1062
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,660
back then

1063
00:47:50,660 --> 00:48:04,440
so uh got an article here from the 8th of uh march 2006 this is uh glenda's vagina monologues

1064
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:11,880
which is something what was going on here let's have a look fontaine corona research division

1065
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:19,600
thank you very much hope you're doing well bud i hope jurick are treating you well and the

1066
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:27,800
murk crowd of uh kindly done you a deal if not get down to conor williams amg tomorrow

1067
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,820
there's a car up for grabs it's got your name on it bud

1068
00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:43,900
corona poultry thank you very much what new pandemic will be breathed into the world when rt defrosts

1069
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:48,680
the disheveled disease corpse of dusting the turkey once again didn't know he was dead

1070
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:57,260
goku sefiroth 420 thank you very much

1071
00:48:57,260 --> 00:49:06,140
so here you go the uh vagina monologues ireland's top model glenda gilson is taken to talking about

1072
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:14,400
her private parts and a much publicized increase and now her vagina's monologue dylan 96 thanks so much

1073
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:20,540
uh that's really kind of you bud thank you very much hope you're keeping well

1074
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:24,300
fenella fielding

1075
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:35,320
is she any relation to uh no fielding this one that's fenella fielding estonia thank you very much estonia

1076
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:44,980
shout out to estonia great great state former baltic state now fully independent and really just doing

1077
00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:53,120
doing the hard yards on their own um you've got latvia and lithuania beside you they're chomping at the bit

1078
00:49:53,120 --> 00:50:02,600
to be as good as you i don't mind saying this i think you're the best thanks very much estonia and thanks very much jurick convention 2020

1079
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:11,280
dan zilla says please play race game dan i'm really sorry bud nothing can stop celtic tiger knights

1080
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,460
um so with no fielding's ma and

1081
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:24,220
five foot ten stunner from castle knock appears daily in mags and rags uh her love life rugby ace

1082
00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:29,380
brian o'driscoll is the highlight of many gossip cut all right so she was

1083
00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:35,000
okay was the bod situation with her before yeah i see

1084
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:43,600
catwalk queen finally made one of those moves into taking roles rather merely standing there looking

1085
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,880
beautiful glenda has made no secret about the fact she sees her future in tv

1086
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:54,540
there's colette fitzpatrick sister olivia and uh jemma kenny and astra brennan

1087
00:50:54,540 --> 00:51:02,560
and the vagina monologues is currently playing nightly in spirit and also stars veteran carry-on actress

1088
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:09,840
finella fielding and the clinic actress norma sheen speaking of gilson showbiz ireland caught up with the

1089
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:17,760
leggy babe at cocoon last friday night as she celebrated her 26th birthday with boyfriend brian o'driscoll

1090
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,940
friends nessa mellot

1091
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:25,400
and Cindy Cofola

1092
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,420
Christy

1093
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:29,180
Christy Coup

1094
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:31,500
de Seam and Olivia

1095
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,160
Keneally

1096
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,400
how the hell did you get this off

1097
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,460
got some water from Spain here guys if you missed out

1098
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,740
it was drone

1099
00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,680
water delivered to me last night while I

1100
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,080
slept

1101
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,840
Salon de Cabras

1102
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,600
and you wouldn't get this in Cabra

1103
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,680
you'd probably have to go as far

1104
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,560
as Donnybrook Fair

1105
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,780
or Fallon and Byrne

1106
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,180
they'd probably do stock it

1107
00:51:55,180 --> 00:52:01,040
that's great

1108
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,700
that's fantastic

1109
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:05,300
it's so tasteless

1110
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,360
it's just the way water should be

1111
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,840
I just wanted to

1112
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,460
give you a little sample of this glug here

1113
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,780
don't know if you got that glug

1114
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:15,560
if you can hear this

1115
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,060
it's

1116
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:19,380
it's brilliant

1117
00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:26,480
hopefully that

1118
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,440
registered

1119
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,620
if it didn't

1120
00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:32,960
there's nothing I can do about it

1121
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,880
you just gotta get on it

1122
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,260
Salon de Cabras

1123
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,240
fantastic

1124
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:37,880
and thanks

1125
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,120
thanks very much to all the guys out at Salon de Cabras

1126
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,180
please do get on to Zurich if you can

1127
00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:46,980
quote my name

1128
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:47,000
quote my name

1129
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,120
you might get some kind of concession or deal

1130
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,820
well I won't bet on it

1131
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,420
but do quote my name

1132
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:55,880
it's always worth a try

1133
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,580
and that goes for any situation in life

1134
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:01,460
if you feel like you might need some kind of boost

1135
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:02,640
or advantage

1136
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,740
going in

1137
00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:06,100
tell them you know about Connor Williams

1138
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,840
that's you know

1139
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,360
it sometimes works

1140
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,400
works for me anyway

1141
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,600
but back to Celtic Tiger Knights

1142
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,760
before we get on to this race

1143
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,560
finally Glenda arrived at the bar

1144
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:25,280
in a 650,000 euro Maybach Mercedes-Benz

1145
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,720
driven by

1146
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,220
none other

1147
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:31,180
none other

1148
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:33,680
now we gotta get this

1149
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,880
this is

1150
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,300
it's really nice

1151
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,520
do you know what I love about Celtic Tiger Knights

1152
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,300
it's really nice just to

1153
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:44,380
flick back through the annals of time

1154
00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:48,340
and then you see who was pulling the strings

1155
00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:49,620
who was dang

1156
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,240
who

1157
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:50,920
you know

1158
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,240
who was controlling Pinocchio

1159
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,320
you know who it was

1160
00:53:54,320 --> 00:54:00,240
650,000 euro Maybach Mercedes car

1161
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,800
driven by property

1162
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,400
property developer friend

1163
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,780
Johnny Ronatnik

1164
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,020
Skybase

1165
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:07,860
extraordinaire

1166
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:08,920
J-Row

1167
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:09,660
Roro

1168
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:10,520
if you're watching

1169
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,340
hope you're doing well bud

1170
00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:14,500
hope you're doing well

1171
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,880
gonna win another gold troll for you now

1172
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:17,200
okay

1173
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:22,980
let's do this

1174
00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:24,260
that was Celtic Tiger Knights

1175
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:29,000
Celtic Tiger Knights

1176
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,980
Celtic Tiger Dreams

1177
00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:37,000
Celtic Tiger Knights

1178
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,540
ah yeah

1179
00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:42,740
thank you very much

1180
00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:43,660
everyone for

1181
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:46,360
your kind hearted comments

1182
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,100
and tips

1183
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:48,180
super Thursday

1184
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:49,960
thank you very much man

1185
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,160
I hope you're doing well bud

1186
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,000
I hope you're doing well

1187
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,200
let me see here

1188
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,120
who do you think

1189
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,000
would win in a fight

1190
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:58,520
Connor

1191
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,220
Mercedes

1192
00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:01,100
with the powers of a transformer

1193
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:02,620
like Optimus Prime

1194
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:03,620
or Goku

1195
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,460
with the peace of mind

1196
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:07,420
of having a Zurich pension plan

1197
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:09,960
well that's a real head scratcher Goku

1198
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,840
thank you very much Jake

1199
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,260
I think

1200
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,480
I'm gonna go with the Merc

1201
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,780
with the powers of a transformer

1202
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,180
like Optimus Prime

1203
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:18,860
why?

1204
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:19,560
well

1205
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,020
I just don't think that the Goku

1206
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,060
with the Zurich pension plan

1207
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,400
is enough to wage

1208
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,740
a full scale battle

1209
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,760
against a Skybase robot

1210
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,700
I mean

1211
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:31,380
you never mention Skybase

1212
00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:31,960
but I mean

1213
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,680
it's in my head

1214
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,040
so I think that's what it would be

1215
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,060
Tony Tony

1216
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:36,040
thank you very much

1217
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,080
nevertheless

1218
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,560
it would be a battle

1219
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560
I would love to see

1220
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,180
play out

1221
00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:43,460
in front of mine eyes

1222
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,440
but

1223
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,280
I don't think

1224
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:46,940
I don't see it

1225
00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:48,340
happening anytime soon

1226
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,820
especially with the coronavirus

1227
00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:51,600
running rampant

1228
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,300
I mean

1229
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:52,880
there's not been

1230
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,640
an hour

1231
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,840
or half an hour

1232
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,220
or even

1233
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:56,440
15 minute section

1234
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,300
of the day today

1235
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,480
where I haven't heard

1236
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,040
somebody

1237
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,400
banging on

1238
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,620
about the coronavirus

1239
00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:05,220
but I mean

1240
00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:05,700
that's

1241
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:06,880
it's good

1242
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:07,540
that the panic

1243
00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:07,940
is there

1244
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:08,520
because then

1245
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,460
we will try

1246
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:09,680
and

1247
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,400
you know

1248
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,280
roll it back

1249
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,140
wind it in

1250
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,820
bit of self-isolation

1251
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:15,860
kick back

1252
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:16,680
with some Sam Pell

1253
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,120
for the week

1254
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:17,400
you know

1255
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,780
or even Solanda Cabras

1256
00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:22,100
I think

1257
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:22,840
I mean

1258
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,660
somebody has said

1259
00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:24,580
in the chat there

1260
00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:25,140
that

1261
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:26,920
Super Value

1262
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,800
do stock it

1263
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,000
I'm not sure

1264
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,380
I thought it might be

1265
00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:31,500
too much for Super Value

1266
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,200
you're looking at

1267
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,240
4 euro a bottle

1268
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:39,300
bicarbonate

1269
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,080
calcium

1270
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:40,980
magnesium

1271
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:41,860
potassium

1272
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,740
sodium

1273
00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,040
and

1274
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,020
you can bet

1275
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:46,980
your bottom dollar

1276
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:48,000
none of that

1277
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,640
fluorite

1278
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,060
that they're

1279
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:49,620
putting in the

1280
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:50,380
water system

1281
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:52,160
over here

1282
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,380
none of that

1283
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,380
that's making

1284
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:54,720
everybody

1285
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,380
docile

1286
00:56:55,380 --> 00:57:00,120
let's get on

1287
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:00,420
with this

1288
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,640
just a little bit

1289
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:02,100
of chalk

1290
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,860
tiny bit more

1291
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,300
pop

1292
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,700
and then we

1293
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:09,140
hit the

1294
00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:09,840
track

1295
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:10,540
with the

1296
00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:11,280
Ford Raptor

1297
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:11,880
150

1298
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,680
F-150

1299
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,260
Raptor

1300
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:14,260
survival race

1301
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:14,800
3

1302
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,060
the Colorado

1303
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,040
Springs

1304
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,000
now

1305
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,580
I'm not

1306
00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:20,120
going to make

1307
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,220
any claims

1308
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,360
before going

1309
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:22,780
into this

1310
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:23,100
why

1311
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,180
first time

1312
00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:24,500
I've ever

1313
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:24,940
been on a

1314
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:25,840
Coloradan

1315
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,360
Spring

1316
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,740
track like

1317
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:28,060
this

1318
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:28,560
so we're

1319
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:28,900
just going to

1320
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:29,300
see how it

1321
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:29,620
goes

1322
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:30,240
but

1323
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:37,720
those who

1324
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,420
dare do

1325
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:39,500
those who

1326
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:39,980
dare do

1327
00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:40,360
and that's

1328
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,000
exactly what

1329
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:41,820
I said to

1330
00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:43,560
Maria Walsh

1331
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:43,880
the other

1332
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:44,280
night

1333
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,320
at her

1334
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:45,760
funky

1335
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,260
bunker

1336
00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:48,720
that she

1337
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,360
has in

1338
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,420
Brussels

1339
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:53,360
straight from

1340
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,160
Edgar Davids

1341
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:54,460
in the

1342
00:57:54,460 --> 00:57:54,980
Sam Pell

1343
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:55,520
event in

1344
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,040
Amsterdam

1345
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,180
Ivan Yates

1346
00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:58,860
puking his

1347
00:57:58,860 --> 00:57:59,340
hoop up

1348
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,120
in the

1349
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:00,520
back of

1350
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:00,660
the

1351
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:01,160
Maybach

1352
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,560
as we

1353
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:04,040
were driving

1354
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:04,760
like bullet

1355
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:05,280
pace

1356
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,640
bullet pace

1357
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,920
all the way

1358
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,360
down to

1359
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,180
Maria Walsh's

1360
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:10,960
funky bunker

1361
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:11,800
blast off

1362
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,340
in Brussels

1363
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:13,800
where she

1364
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,220
was having

1365
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:14,800
a real

1366
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,400
24 hour

1367
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:16,800
ding

1368
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,160
dang

1369
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:17,580
a linger

1370
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:20,260
she had

1371
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:20,700
a big

1372
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:21,280
bag full

1373
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:21,680
of grey

1374
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,020
goose

1375
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:22,980
Tamagotchis

1376
00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,520
she was

1377
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,040
just throwing

1378
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:25,360
them at

1379
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:25,700
everyone

1380
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:26,860
even though

1381
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:27,480
they retail

1382
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:27,720
at

1383
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,140
$29.99

1384
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:29,920
I was

1385
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,160
like

1386
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,300
you must

1387
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:31,560
be in

1388
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:31,880
the money

1389
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:32,180
Maria

1390
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:32,480
and she

1391
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:32,720
said

1392
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,040
yeah

1393
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:33,680
I'm an

1394
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,160
MEP

1395
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,000
you elected

1396
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,300
me

1397
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:36,860
I said

1398
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,280
I actually

1399
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:37,860
didn't

1400
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,020
you just

1401
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:39,240
got

1402
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:39,580
you were

1403
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:39,960
lucky

1404
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,720
and she

1405
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:40,960
said

1406
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:41,440
I am

1407
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:41,700
lucky

1408
00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:42,100
I really

1409
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:42,360
am

1410
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:42,600
because

1411
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,020
it's a

1412
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:43,580
well-paid

1413
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:44,080
job

1414
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,040
and

1415
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,460
it's

1416
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:46,820
it's

1417
00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:47,140
fucking

1418
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:47,700
it's a

1419
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:48,080
DOS

1420
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:48,800
she said

1421
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,120
it's a

1422
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:49,500
DOS

1423
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,080
she told

1424
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:51,480
me not to

1425
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:51,940
tell you

1426
00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:52,380
what I mean

1427
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,300
grey goose

1428
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,020
Tamagotchi

1429
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,520
those grey goose

1430
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:55,960
Tamos

1431
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,920
are gonna

1432
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:57,500
be in

1433
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,740
the shop

1434
00:58:58,740 --> 00:58:59,140
soon

1435
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,060
make sure

1436
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:00,400
you get

1437
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:00,800
your hands

1438
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,220
on them

1439
00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,900
limited run

1440
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,280
guys

1441
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,260
limited run

1442
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:05,580
so

1443
00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:08,620
get a few

1444
00:59:08,620 --> 00:59:09,520
stick them in

1445
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,100
a shoebox

1446
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:10,620
in the attic

1447
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:11,820
or in the boot

1448
00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:12,300
of the car

1449
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:13,220
saving for a rainy

1450
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:13,500
day

1451
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,380
bust them out

1452
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,340
quids in

1453
00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:17,020
quids in

1454
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,780
Sandico

1455
00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:20,340
my good

1456
00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:20,520
friend

1457
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,100
Sandico

1458
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:21,500
Linnan

1459
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,880
bought

1460
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,420
20

1461
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:24,620
he got

1462
00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:25,120
5 for

1463
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:25,480
3

1464
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,340
you know

1465
00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:28,820
after

1466
00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:29,580
Maria Walsh

1467
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,180
was dishing

1468
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:30,620
them out

1469
00:59:30,620 --> 00:59:32,120
but that's

1470
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:32,920
Sandico

1471
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,380
Linnan

1472
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:34,380
he is

1473
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:35,500
a polymath

1474
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,220
a gentleman

1475
00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:36,980
a great

1476
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:37,400
dude

1477
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,000
a great

1478
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,540
friend

1479
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:40,680
a father

1480
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:41,280
a loving

1481
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:41,960
father of

1482
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:42,300
four

1483
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:43,800
a solitary

1484
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,400
husband

1485
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,700
and an

1486
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,360
amazing

1487
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:46,720
male

1488
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,100
model

1489
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:48,160
and an

1490
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:48,500
absolute

1491
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:48,940
grey

1492
00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:49,460
goose

1493
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:50,400
aficionado

1494
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,160
and inside

1495
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,180
a lot of

1496
00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:53,440
people

1497
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,060
scorn

1498
00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:55,080
upon his

1499
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:55,780
ballicity

1500
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:57,080
and his

1501
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,720
Sandico

1502
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,520
core

1503
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,400
football

1504
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:01,900
leather

1505
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:02,280
panel

1506
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:02,720
head

1507
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,840
but

1508
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,140
underneath

1509
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:05,980
that

1510
01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:06,540
stitching

1511
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:07,220
and that

1512
01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:07,560
leather

1513
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,760
is

1514
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,180
an

1515
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:09,600
absolute

1516
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,340
savage

1517
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:10,980
brain

1518
01:00:10,980 --> 01:00:12,160
and

1519
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,700
that's

1520
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:13,960
who he

1521
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,260
is

1522
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:15,660
new

1523
01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:15,960
beach

1524
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,260
where

1525
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:16,840
new

1526
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:17,100
beach

1527
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:17,260
where

1528
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:17,540
line

1529
01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:17,980
coming out

1530
01:00:17,980 --> 01:00:18,200
soon

1531
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:18,560
you know

1532
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,060
about it

1533
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:20,100
but I'm

1534
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:20,280
getting

1535
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:20,560
you know

1536
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:21,200
he's promoting

1537
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,420
it

1538
01:00:21,420 --> 01:00:21,960
he's saying

1539
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,540
Connor can you

1540
01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:22,820
do it

1541
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:23,240
I said

1542
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:23,520
yeah

1543
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,220
just

1544
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:24,780
I'll give you

1545
01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:25,260
a mate's

1546
01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:25,620
rates

1547
01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:26,640
he said

1548
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,160
it's just

1549
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:27,820
the advertising

1550
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:28,340
I get on

1551
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:28,700
Mercedes

1552
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:29,460
Pellegrino

1553
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:30,840
you couldn't

1554
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:30,860
you couldn't

1555
01:00:30,860 --> 01:00:31,440
buy that

1556
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,780
you can't

1557
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,800
you can't

1558
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,060
son

1559
01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:38,300
and we

1560
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:38,700
shook on

1561
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:39,060
a nice

1562
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:39,480
price

1563
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,120
now let's

1564
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:40,480
get this

1565
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:40,880
gold

1566
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:45,500
before we

1567
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:46,360
do

1568
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,420
quick check

1569
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:47,720
on the

1570
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,140
tunes

1571
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:49,120
just to

1572
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,440
make sure

1573
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:49,720
we're not

1574
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:49,960
going to

1575
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,300
run into

1576
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:50,620
anything

1577
01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:51,240
rubbish

1578
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,500
people have

1579
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:54,860
been going

1580
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:55,280
on to me

1581
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:55,580
about

1582
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:57,720
DJ boring

1583
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,920
stick that

1584
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,960
on a

1585
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:00,460
track called

1586
01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:00,980
Winona

1587
01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,140
could be

1588
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:02,980
something to

1589
01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:03,340
do with

1590
01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:03,580
the

1591
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:04,740
online

1592
01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:07,020
kind of

1593
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:07,860
genre of

1594
01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:09,400
I don't

1595
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:09,580
know what

1596
01:01:09,580 --> 01:01:10,020
you call

1597
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:10,260
it

1598
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:11,540
synth wave

1599
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:12,060
wave

1600
01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:18,340
what would

1601
01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:18,680
you call

1602
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,100
it I don't

1603
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:19,640
know

1604
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,800
it's a brand

1605
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,640
new genre

1606
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,560
dream wave

1607
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,740
wave dreams

1608
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:31,100
I'm not

1609
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:31,360
sure

1610
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,800
we're having

1611
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:33,320
a little bit

1612
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,020
of a stinker

1613
01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:34,540
of a start

1614
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:34,720
here

1615
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,100
but it's

1616
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:35,400
muddy

1617
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,620
it really

1618
01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:37,460
is a mud

1619
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:37,800
bug

1620
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,680
situation

1621
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,240
I'm inside

1622
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:39,600
the mud

1623
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,180
bug now

1624
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,060
and I'm

1625
01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:41,640
driving it

1626
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,840
but I'm

1627
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,180
not a

1628
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:43,760
mug buddy

1629
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,560
I'm not a

1630
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,100
fucking bug

1631
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:46,820
muddy either

1632
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:47,300
or bud

1633
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:47,620
mug

1634
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:52,280
popcorn in

1635
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,820
my teeth

1636
01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:54,940
it's a

1637
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,600
real test

1638
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,680
of my

1639
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,080
limits

1640
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:58,960
as a

1641
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,360
driver

1642
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,340
of a

1643
01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:00,680
man

1644
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:04,700
and

1645
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:05,220
and as

1646
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:06,220
of a human

1647
01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:06,240
and as of a human

1648
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,900
as well

1649
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:12,060
but it was never

1650
01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:12,880
gonna be easy

1651
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,660
never

1652
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,620
no one ever said

1653
01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,460
it was gonna be easy

1654
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:17,140
and it's folly

1655
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:18,200
to think that it is

1656
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,300
I mean we're told

1657
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:21,600
day after day to think

1658
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,280
positively

1659
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,620
about everything

1660
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:29,960
but that could lead to your downfall

1661
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,340
why because you might come

1662
01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:32,240
you might become

1663
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,200
complacent

1664
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,720
and come a cropper

1665
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,880
like I am now

1666
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,580
we've only got three laps of this

1667
01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:41,900
it's a long track

1668
01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:44,800
you have to kind of stay

1669
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,660
in second and third

1670
01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:47,100
for much of this

1671
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:48,200
it's

1672
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,660
it would seem to be the case

1673
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:54,640
but yeah

1674
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,720
we nearly crashed

1675
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,440
the Maybach

1676
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,580
on the way down

1677
01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:58,540
to Maria Walsh's

1678
01:02:58,540 --> 01:02:59,200
funky bunker

1679
01:02:59,200 --> 01:02:59,920
last night

1680
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,440
I had to get the car

1681
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,000
valeted

1682
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,700
again

1683
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,920
when we got to

1684
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:07,240
Brussels

1685
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,200
so that was twice

1686
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,080
in the same day

1687
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,220
once because of Ivan's

1688
01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:12,580
accident

1689
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:13,060
in the

1690
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:13,860
in the eye tunnel

1691
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:15,400
and then

1692
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:15,960
second

1693
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,680
because of his accident

1694
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,540
his second one

1695
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:19,020
which was

1696
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:20,340
it's more of a

1697
01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:21,280
straightforward

1698
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,560
kind of puke scenario

1699
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:22,880
but

1700
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,440
that was all the Doritos

1701
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,160
the hummus

1702
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:25,940
the breadsticks

1703
01:03:25,940 --> 01:03:27,400
and

1704
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,580
his stomach

1705
01:03:28,580 --> 01:03:29,560
did take a turn

1706
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:29,900
when

1707
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:32,180
he saw

1708
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:33,160
Edgar Davids

1709
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,480
because

1710
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,380
he actually doesn't like him

1711
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:37,940
he's very strongly

1712
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:38,680
strongly opinionated

1713
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,940
as Yateser

1714
01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:41,000
about football

1715
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,180
and

1716
01:03:42,180 --> 01:03:43,020
believes that

1717
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:43,760
a challenge

1718
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,560
which Davids once launched

1719
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,140
on Manchester United's

1720
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:47,940
Yapstam

1721
01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:49,800
was unwarranted

1722
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,100
and uncalled for

1723
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:53,460
refused to shake his hand

1724
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:54,960
based on that one challenge

1725
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,300
from

1726
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,480
1998

1727
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,580
or 99

1728
01:03:58,580 --> 01:03:59,480
can't remember

1729
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,080
I said

1730
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:02,540
Yates

1731
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:03,400
that's petty

1732
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,560
but at that stage

1733
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,820
it was a space cake

1734
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,400
to the wind

1735
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,340
and

1736
01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,200
there was no talk to him

1737
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,340
it's hard to believe

1738
01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:11,960
that this man

1739
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,120
launched the best selling

1740
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,060
cookbook in Ireland

1741
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:14,760
last year

1742
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,980
you know

1743
01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:17,120
and you soon have seen

1744
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,260
the state of

1745
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:19,280
some of the shite

1746
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:19,940
he was sticking

1747
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:20,800
into his mouth

1748
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,220
that

1749
01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:22,480
Sam Pell

1750
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,100
the Sam Pell gig

1751
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:27,500
he wanted to get up

1752
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,160
on stage

1753
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:28,960
and start chatting

1754
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:29,620
on mic

1755
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,280
said

1756
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,980
you're a plus one

1757
01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:32,240
bud

1758
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,900
you're a plus one

1759
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,180
sit down

1760
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:36,660
before you get chucked out

1761
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:39,880
there's Winona

1762
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,540
there on the

1763
01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:42,560
on the boom blaster

1764
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,240
Winona Ryder

1765
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,320
I'm actually thinking

1766
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,040
about getting a couple

1767
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:47,960
of Winona Ryders

1768
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,260
fitted to the side hatch

1769
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,920
of the AMG Maybach

1770
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,460
I've got

1771
01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:54,020
next Tuesday

1772
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,040
weekday fortnight

1773
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,880
I'm up

1774
01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:59,140
I'm on the fence

1775
01:04:59,140 --> 01:04:59,740
as to whether

1776
01:04:59,740 --> 01:05:00,940
or not to do it

1777
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:04,560
but you know me

1778
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,500
I'm a humble guy

1779
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,660
I don't really like

1780
01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:07,540
talking about it

1781
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:09,640
and I'm actually not

1782
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,820
I'm not great

1783
01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:11,600
chatting

1784
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:13,040
do you know

1785
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:13,560
I'm not

1786
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,900
I'm actually quite shy

1787
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:15,920
and

1788
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,920
it's just not like me

1789
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:19,280
to be

1790
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:23,340
talking about

1791
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:25,000
the 650,000 euro

1792
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:25,640
Maybach

1793
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,280
Mercedes Benz

1794
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,380
Sam Pell

1795
01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:31,140
limited edition

1796
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:32,320
glass cooler

1797
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,920
in the back

1798
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,480
leather upholstered

1799
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:36,920
seats

1800
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,320
manufactured

1801
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,880
in the tannery

1802
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:42,840
of souls

1803
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:47,760
by Moroccan

1804
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,560
sheep farmers

1805
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,760
yeah it's

1806
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,700
it's

1807
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:55,220
it's really

1808
01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:55,680
something

1809
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,640
it really is

1810
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:56,920
but

1811
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,540
yeah

1812
01:05:58,540 --> 01:05:59,080
it's

1813
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,000
thank god

1814
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:00,600
it is leather

1815
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:01,400
because

1816
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,500
the seats

1817
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:02,920
were easy

1818
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:03,680
to wipe down

1819
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,600
there's a lot

1820
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,620
of undigested

1821
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,360
breadstick

1822
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,760
there

1823
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:09,880
it's fucking

1824
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:10,780
just rank

1825
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:12,060
I mean

1826
01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:12,560
by the time

1827
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,120
we got to

1828
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:13,500
Brussels

1829
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,900
he'd had

1830
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:15,540
two hours

1831
01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:16,740
to digest

1832
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:17,540
those breadsticks

1833
01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,060
but they still

1834
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:18,600
came up

1835
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,160
sorry if you're

1836
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,240
eating your pop

1837
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:22,940
and your chalk

1838
01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:23,760
you don't want to

1839
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,880
hear about that

1840
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,420
puke escapades

1841
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:28,200
but

1842
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,240
he was fine

1843
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:30,820
after that

1844
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,400
we got him

1845
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:32,040
sat up on the

1846
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:32,400
couch

1847
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,300
gave him

1848
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:34,480
a Nescafe

1849
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:34,980
in

1850
01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:37,820
Maria Walsh's

1851
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:38,500
funky bunker

1852
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,300
and he

1853
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:40,920
played with

1854
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:41,620
the Tamagotchi

1855
01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:42,100
for the rest

1856
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:42,520
of the night

1857
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,060
didn't even

1858
01:06:43,060 --> 01:06:43,540
have another

1859
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:43,940
sup

1860
01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:45,460
he was just

1861
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:46,200
mad into the

1862
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,080
tamo he was

1863
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,980
I think he

1864
01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:49,600
managed to get

1865
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,220
the tamo

1866
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,540
to live

1867
01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,400
it's still alive

1868
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:52,840
now

1869
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,000
so it's day

1870
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,440
four

1871
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,620
another number

1872
01:06:58,620 --> 01:06:59,140
four there

1873
01:06:59,140 --> 01:06:59,620
Connor

1874
01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:00,920
William Adas

1875
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:01,540
number four

1876
01:07:01,540 --> 01:07:02,320
didn't get

1877
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,540
a podium place

1878
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:04,120
on this one

1879
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,640
but as I

1880
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:06,120
said to you

1881
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,420
Colorado Springs

1882
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:07,920
Lake

1883
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:08,900
it's a brand

1884
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:09,580
new track

1885
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:11,320
just not there

1886
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:11,620
yet

1887
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:12,400
not there

1888
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,020
we have to

1889
01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:14,160
just take that

1890
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:14,520
again

1891
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,680
rewind the clock

1892
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,880
and just

1893
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,280
go for gold

1894
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:18,540
again

1895
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:19,160
that's the way

1896
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:19,600
it is

1897
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,740
if at first

1898
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:22,240
you don't

1899
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:22,760
succeed

1900
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,540
get back on

1901
01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:24,980
the track

1902
01:07:24,980 --> 01:07:25,500
and go for

1903
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,140
gold again

1904
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:27,380
that's Connor

1905
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:28,000
Williams

1906
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,780
a quote from

1907
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,120
me

1908
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:29,940
you can keep

1909
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:30,740
that in your

1910
01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:31,620
back cat

1911
01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:32,800
and

1912
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,340
Rosede

1913
01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:35,500
650k

1914
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:35,920
thank you

1915
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,400
very much

1916
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:36,940
for that

1917
01:07:36,940 --> 01:07:38,940
Rosede

1918
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:39,520
sorry

1919
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:42,640
thank you

1920
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,080
very much

1921
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:43,280
man

1922
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:43,520
I hope

1923
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:43,820
you're doing

1924
01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:44,200
well

1925
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,960
but yeah

1926
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,280
it was a

1927
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:48,900
rollercoaster

1928
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:49,460
of a day

1929
01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:50,520
if not for

1930
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:50,780
me

1931
01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:51,820
for Yates

1932
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:54,000
I really

1933
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,620
don't blame

1934
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:55,040
him for

1935
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,240
going AWOL

1936
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,100
in the dam

1937
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,700
Ricardo

1938
01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,460
Lizardo

1939
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:00,220
thank you

1940
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:00,820
very much

1941
01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:01,160
bud

1942
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,300
because

1943
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,020
if you

1944
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:03,420
are to

1945
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:03,660
see

1946
01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:04,200
Syria

1947
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:04,580
war

1948
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,020
footage

1949
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:05,520
whilst

1950
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,740
caking

1951
01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:07,460
then

1952
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,520
it's not

1953
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:08,700
gonna

1954
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:09,640
turn out

1955
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:09,920
well

1956
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:10,320
you know

1957
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:18,560
oh god

1958
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,120
really nice

1959
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,080
really really

1960
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:21,660
nice stuff

1961
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:25,060
but yeah

1962
01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:26,220
great stuff

1963
01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:27,000
we got back

1964
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,600
to

1965
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,480
Amsterdam

1966
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:30,720
down

1967
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,080
because

1968
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,340
that's where

1969
01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:33,780
the flight

1970
01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:34,280
was leaving

1971
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:34,740
from

1972
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:35,760
this was the

1973
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:36,440
day after

1974
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:37,320
Maria Walsh's

1975
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:38,200
funky bunker

1976
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:38,920
blast off

1977
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:39,860
extravaganza

1978
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:41,760
we were

1979
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:41,760
we were

1980
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,060
pretty rough

1981
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:44,880
rough around

1982
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,420
the edges

1983
01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:48,200
after that

1984
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,740
but it was a

1985
01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:51,260
great great

1986
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:52,120
great situation

1987
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:52,780
like you know

1988
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:55,280
you could even

1989
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:55,920
watch a movie

1990
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:56,400
on the way

1991
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:56,660
home

1992
01:08:56,660 --> 01:08:57,080
I know it's

1993
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:57,640
only Amsterdam

1994
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:58,200
to Dublin

1995
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,060
but KLM

1996
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:01,100
operate a good

1997
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,580
good airline

1998
01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:03,420
I'd recommend

1999
01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:04,280
them if you're

2000
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:04,680
ever gonna

2001
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,380
go Dutch

2002
01:09:05,380 --> 01:09:07,520
KLM

2003
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,220
they look

2004
01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,000
after you

2005
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:10,700
and they've

2006
01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:11,460
got the cans

2007
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,780
on the chiller

2008
01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:13,720
ready to go

2009
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:14,540
at no extra

2010
01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:15,060
cost

2011
01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:18,260
that's great

2012
01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:19,460
to sink back

2013
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:20,040
a couple of

2014
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:20,720
Heinemites

2015
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,600
and watch a movie

2016
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,080
as well

2017
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,120
the latest

2018
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:24,700
stuff

2019
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:27,240
the latest

2020
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:27,660
movies

2021
01:09:27,660 --> 01:09:28,060
latest

2022
01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:29,100
latest TV

2023
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:29,640
shows

2024
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,940
Honey Boy

2025
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:32,820
is what we

2026
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:33,200
watched

2027
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,560
a great movie

2028
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:35,660
fantastic

2029
01:09:35,660 --> 01:09:37,080
work

2030
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,080
by the

2031
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:38,600
beefster

2032
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:39,320
the beef

2033
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,560
so

2034
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,500
made a little

2035
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:42,160
review of it

2036
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:42,360
there

2037
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:55,020
Covid-19

2038
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,120
what's it mean

2039
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:56,500
for us

2040
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:56,980
what does it

2041
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:58,040
mean for us

2042
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:58,860
as a society

2043
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:00,260
and for the

2044
01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:00,900
planet earth

2045
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:01,680
going forward

2046
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,300
we're looking at

2047
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:03,940
a vast

2048
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:04,740
vast unknown

2049
01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:05,300
landscape

2050
01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:06,420
that is

2051
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:07,180
the future

2052
01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:08,580
we can look

2053
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,280
to the past

2054
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:09,880
to try and

2055
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:10,620
predict the future

2056
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:11,880
but that's

2057
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:12,280
a waste

2058
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:12,740
of time

2059
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:13,380
because there's

2060
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:13,760
so many

2061
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:14,340
variables

2062
01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:15,000
that have

2063
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,040
come into

2064
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,700
play since

2065
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:17,140
the past

2066
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,360
that you're

2067
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,140
comparing apples

2068
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:19,680
with oranges

2069
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,160
but you can

2070
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:22,860
see where

2071
01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:24,340
humanity did

2072
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:24,980
fuck up

2073
01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:25,620
and go

2074
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:26,520
yeah well look

2075
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,520
they did this

2076
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:27,880
that

2077
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,100
they ruined

2078
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:29,560
that

2079
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,020
but maybe

2080
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:32,700
if they'd

2081
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:33,160
have had

2082
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,780
Whatsapp

2083
01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:36,940
or fucking

2084
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,180
Shake Shack

2085
01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:40,620
then maybe

2086
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:41,120
they wouldn't

2087
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:41,520
have made

2088
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,200
those mistakes

2089
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:42,340
things

2090
01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:46,040
saying this

2091
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:46,320
the other

2092
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:46,740
day when

2093
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,080
I was talking

2094
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:47,600
to Miles

2095
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,220
Dungan

2096
01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:49,480
I was around

2097
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:49,820
at his

2098
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:50,400
trying to

2099
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,480
cook up

2100
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,180
some tasty

2101
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,100
stems for the

2102
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:53,580
weekend

2103
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:57,360
and we still come over here.

2104
01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:01,280
Honey Boy by Shia LaBeouf.

2105
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:05,220
A great movie, great film.

2106
01:11:06,380 --> 01:11:09,640
Answers a lot of questions about Shia,

2107
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:14,960
the enfant terrible of the new gen, Gen XZ.

2108
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,720
The 9-11 generation.

2109
01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:21,020
Explicitly a coming-of-age tale.

2110
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:25,740
A young man who has to come of age earlier than you and me,

2111
01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:26,880
hopefully, anyway.

2112
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:33,520
Living in a kind of motel with his Vietnam veteran father.

2113
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:39,200
Alcoholic, bollockaholic, you name it.

2114
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:44,620
Poor old Shia has to deal with the ins and outs of that.

2115
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:45,320
Fuck, man.

2116
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:47,840
Just got these frames the other day.

2117
01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:51,540
Don't have to take them back.

2118
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:54,500
Your man always takes a day or two to fucking tweak them.

2119
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,520
It'll only be a two-minute job, but he's very, very particular.

2120
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:05,180
There's kind of like a touching nature to the things that are going on,

2121
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,760
despite there being horrific sort of stuff only ten minutes before.

2122
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:18,880
There's worse childhoods you could have had, but regardless, it was a shit childhood nonetheless.

2123
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:23,100
And it's played out very well.

2124
01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:25,160
It's played out really well.

2125
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,400
I've been trying to master that, actually.

2126
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,400
Maybe even let me know about something like that.

2127
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:32,460
Just no delay, you know.

2128
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,100
That's, you know, honey boy it up anyway.

2129
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,240
It's a great little movie.

2130
01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:43,500
And it's like it's got the little drop and then the flick and then the touch and then the touch

2131
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:48,320
and then another fucking real strange one is all I like.

2132
01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:50,660
You know, it takes you up and under and all over.

2133
01:12:50,660 --> 01:13:03,820
I'll keep holding on.

2134
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:09,440
I'll keep holding on.

2135
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:27,680
How many goose must go through the gristle grinder before we realize how humanity has been stretched beyond its means?

2136
01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:30,180
It's time to close off the mountains.

2137
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:34,540
There's too many people going up there and I won't have it.

2138
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:37,040
I've seen you in the tunnel the last day.

2139
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,840
I had to put the lights on though and perform a Huey Lewis in the news

2140
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:44,680
because I couldn't be arsed making idle chit chat.

2141
01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,340
So I decided to drive home again.

2142
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,860
Some may say that's ignorant.

2143
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,920
Others might say it's social anxiety.

2144
01:13:53,980 --> 01:13:56,980
I say it's just Connor being Connor.

2145
01:13:57,420 --> 01:13:58,360
Don't worry about it.

2146
01:13:58,700 --> 01:13:59,560
It's not your fault.

2147
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:06,800
The blossom tree in Japan left a few petals on top of my panoramic suck hut here at the top.

2148
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,060
It's retractable.

2149
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:10,380
And you can also move it up and down too.

2150
01:14:10,460 --> 01:14:11,520
It's a mechanical wonder.

2151
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,340
AMG of course standing for arses, marses and garces.

2152
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:18,180
And I tell you this.

2153
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:22,100
If you've got a bit of grey goose, can I have some?

2154
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,080
I'm not doing good man.

2155
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,000
Can I have some?

2156
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:43,440
Celtic tiger nights.

2157
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,560
Bit early for it, but fucking we'll do it again.

2158
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:47,500
Celtic tiger dreams.

2159
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,520
Celtic tiger nights.

2160
01:14:55,660 --> 01:14:57,620
Celtic tiger nights part two here.

2161
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,800
Where we delve into the landscape.

2162
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,600
The blissful landscape that was.

2163
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,340
The Celtic tiger years.

2164
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:12,280
And we've got a cracker of an article here guys.

2165
01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:19,040
It's Jordan and Peter Andre meeting Enya.

2166
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:26,280
From the 29th of March 2006.

2167
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,900
This promises to be something.

2168
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,440
It was rat poison.

2169
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:34,420
Thank you very much.

2170
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:37,420
This promises to be something.

2171
01:15:37,420 --> 01:15:40,320
Let me see here now.

2172
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,200
You couldn't have two people at more opposite ends.

2173
01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:47,360
The showbiz spectrum than Katie Price.

2174
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:48,720
Also known as Jordan.

2175
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:49,740
And Enya.

2176
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:51,740
One lives her life through a lens.

2177
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:52,820
While the other avoids it.

2178
01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,100
Have we seen this already?

2179
01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,740
We might have seen it already.

2180
01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,220
Thank you very much for that.

2181
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,000
Paul's.

2182
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,220
Or Ricardo Lizardo.

2183
01:16:06,540 --> 01:16:08,400
And Paul's bad landlord.

2184
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,020
Did we see this again?

2185
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,220
Have we seen this before?

2186
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:18,820
Can somebody confirm that?

2187
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:22,760
We've seen it.

2188
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,020
Sorry guys.

2189
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:25,860
It was such a good article.

2190
01:16:26,380 --> 01:16:27,680
And you had string fellow in.

2191
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:29,400
And look at that lad in the background.

2192
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:32,800
Zumo.

2193
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,680
Was that Zumo?

2194
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,580
Could have been Zumo from Fair City.

2195
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,060
We are Leeds.

2196
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,200
Thank you very much.

2197
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:38,780
We are Leeds.

2198
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:39,460
And thank you.

2199
01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:41,000
West side is the best side.

2200
01:16:41,420 --> 01:16:43,560
I've invested in a couple of bottles of KRX.

2201
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,820
Flogging them at 400% price hike.

2202
01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:47,280
Due to coronavirus.

2203
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,500
Sound investment Connor.

2204
01:16:49,860 --> 01:16:52,340
Paid for three crates of Grey Goose already.

2205
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,720
That is business.

2206
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:54,560
My friend.

2207
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:55,540
That is business.

2208
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,240
The business mindset.

2209
01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,760
The Connor Williams mindset.

2210
01:17:00,260 --> 01:17:01,200
Prince Philip.

2211
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,480
Thank you very much Prince Philip.

2212
01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:05,200
McCrack and co.

2213
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:14,200
Yeah.

2214
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:15,520
We've seen this again.

2215
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,140
I'm sorry.

2216
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:16,660
We're going to have to.

2217
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,380
We're going to have to.

2218
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:19,580
Do another one.

2219
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:20,260
Let's have a look.

2220
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:22,320
The Johnny Ronan.

2221
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,260
Thank you very much.

2222
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:26,620
Jonathan Rhys Mayers and Shooter.

2223
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:30,880
Shane's Irish threesome.

2224
01:17:31,820 --> 01:17:33,380
The meteors go mental.

2225
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:36,240
Did we see string?

2226
01:17:36,380 --> 01:17:37,460
We saw a string fellow.

2227
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:38,980
But I'm not sure we got.

2228
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,580
All the Peter string fellow had to offer.

2229
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,700
We have the tassel girls.

2230
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:54,280
I'm sorry.

2231
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,680
I need to shit or get off the pot here.

2232
01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:58,180
I'm not wasting your time.

2233
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,300
Unless you've got it.

2234
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:04,180
Is there anyone that recommends an article there?

2235
01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:05,520
Anything that catches your eye?

2236
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,480
We'll go with Bono.

2237
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:14,940
15th of the 5th, 2006.

2238
01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:18,660
YouTube singer Bono celebrated his 46th birthday.

2239
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,800
With a very low key knees up.

2240
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:21,960
His two best mates.

2241
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:24,240
Googie and Gavin Friday.

2242
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,940
In none other than Lily's Bordello.

2243
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,560
There he is.

2244
01:18:29,980 --> 01:18:31,060
Looking quite menacing.

2245
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,760
Great shade.

2246
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:35,100
Shade wear.

2247
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,860
And he really kept that going.

2248
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:42,040
Even when people are saying.

2249
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:42,620
It's gone.

2250
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:43,300
It's done man.

2251
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,920
You've had enough time with the shades.

2252
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,060
What's going on there?

2253
01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:49,800
I don't know.

2254
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:49,800
I don't know.

2255
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:49,800
I don't know.

2256
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,720
Is there something.

2257
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,440
When showbiz types celebrate a birthday.

2258
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:58,280
There's usually a flock of imported pink flamingos on standby.

2259
01:18:58,780 --> 01:19:00,820
A swimming pool filled with champagne.

2260
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:03,600
And a fleet of white limousines around the block.

2261
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:05,620
And every A to Z list celeb.

2262
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:07,580
This is beautifully written.

2263
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,300
It's actually so good.

2264
01:19:09,380 --> 01:19:11,360
I need to start again at the top of the paragraph.

2265
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:16,180
I don't care if people are waiting for the Colorado Springs race take two.

2266
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:17,660
I'm just going to do this.

2267
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,680
And try and read it with the best.

2268
01:19:20,980 --> 01:19:22,300
Best of my ability.

2269
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:49,640
There's the boys there.

2270
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:51,700
Good guys.

2271
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:55,480
Three amigos.

2272
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:58,940
Los dos friends.

2273
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,980
But no such diva behavior from Arbano.

2274
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:03,860
Instead.

2275
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:07,600
The singing humanitarian celebrated his 46th.

2276
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,120
With a new short back and size haircut.

2277
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:11,600
And a couple of beers.

2278
01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:12,860
With his oldest mates.

2279
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,040
And actor.

2280
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:15,240
James Nesbitt.

2281
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,300
James Nesbitt of course didn't make the cut of his oldest mates.

2282
01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,320
But he could be old enough by now I suppose.

2283
01:20:21,540 --> 01:20:23,520
There's the Nesbo himself.

2284
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,480
Show bizarrely uncut over old friend Bono and pals.

2285
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,520
As they left Lily's by the back door.

2286
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,100
In the wee small hours of Friday morning.

2287
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:33,560
Looking a tad married.

2288
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,560
But always willing to pose for a snap.

2289
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,260
Happy birthday Hewson.

2290
01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:41,140
Speaking of parties at Lily's.

2291
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,360
Reformed boy band.

2292
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:42,980
Take that.

2293
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,100
Celebrated two sold out concerts.

2294
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,100
In that point.

2295
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:48,260
Love the way it just goes from that to this.

2296
01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:52,540
And then a private gathering VIP club on Saturday night.

2297
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,560
Gary Barlow.

2298
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,360
Mark Owen.

2299
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:56,460
Howard Donald.

2300
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:57,620
And Jason Orange.

2301
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:58,660
Have got back together.

2302
01:20:59,180 --> 01:21:01,260
Sans Robbie William Adas.

2303
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,560
To take the world by storm for a second time.

2304
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:07,000
With a string of sold out concerts.

2305
01:21:07,740 --> 01:21:08,820
Should need to get a bit of pop.

2306
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:09,180
Just.

2307
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:10,940
The article is too good.

2308
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,640
To leave the pop by the wayside.

2309
01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:15,500
Feels like I'm watching a movie.

2310
01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:15,960
It's so.

2311
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:17,020
Well written.

2312
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:25,580
Quantitative easing.

2313
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:26,900
Thank you very much.

2314
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:30,220
Man.

2315
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,900
That's really kind of you.

2316
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:36,480
The handsome foursome still look great.

2317
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:38,660
Despite 10 years having passed.

2318
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:40,860
Since they last performed together.

2319
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,940
And judging by ticket sales.

2320
01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:48,260
And the sheer dedication of their now grown up female fan base.

2321
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:49,900
Tipped to be square.

2322
01:21:50,020 --> 01:21:50,840
Thank you very much.

2323
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:53,480
There is still huge scope.

2324
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:55,080
For take that.

2325
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:56,600
To be great again.

2326
01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:58,680
Timeless.

2327
01:21:59,180 --> 01:21:59,960
Great band.

2328
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:02,340
Great band.

2329
01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:03,100
It has to be said.

2330
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:06,680
Gary Barlow.

2331
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,700
Wrote some fantastic tunes.

2332
01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:10,760
He really did.

2333
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,640
Robbie Williams did well.

2334
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:20,040
But I mean.

2335
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,280
Wasn't on the same level as Barlow.

2336
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,060
But he had talent in other areas.

2337
01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:28,400
He was a showman.

2338
01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:29,920
He was a frontman.

2339
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,940
He had bags of personality.

2340
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:36,640
And he really showed them.

2341
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:37,760
When he left.

2342
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,820
And hit them between the eyes.

2343
01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:41,520
With angels.

2344
01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:45,060
But Barlow.

2345
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:47,400
Barlow Ghost wrote a lot of good songs.

2346
01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:48,560
As well during the 90s.

2347
01:22:50,380 --> 01:22:51,380
I know because I was there.

2348
01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:51,940
I was there.

2349
01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:51,940
I was there.

2350
01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:54,000
I was there.

2351
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,080
When he penned those tunes.

2352
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,800
In fact.

2353
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,600
I'm an uncredited presence.

2354
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,640
I'm an uncredited presence.

2355
01:23:02,740 --> 01:23:04,620
In much of the guy's back cat.

2356
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:06,400
He won't tell you that.

2357
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,480
Because I've told him not to.

2358
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:11,940
I told them.

2359
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:13,060
I told him rather.

2360
01:23:13,060 --> 01:23:13,360
I told him rather.

2361
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,660
That I'll let the people know.

2362
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:18,220
When I'm ready.

2363
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,460
And it's going to be on my terms.

2364
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:22,280
Barry Garlow.

2365
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:23,560
Listen to me man.

2366
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:25,420
You go out there and sing the tunes.

2367
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,880
I'll watch as you get famous.

2368
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:29,920
And I won't cry about it.

2369
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:31,740
And I don't want any money either.

2370
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:32,140
Basra.

2371
01:23:33,820 --> 01:23:35,120
You're a good guy Basra.

2372
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:36,960
He said.

2373
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:37,860
Don't call me that.

2374
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,040
I said.

2375
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:39,300
Why?

2376
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,960
It's just the name of a place in Iraq.

2377
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:42,940
Do you not like Iraq Basra?

2378
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:45,460
Turns out.

2379
01:23:45,460 --> 01:23:46,600
He had some strong opinions.

2380
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,520
On the war.

2381
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,260
The first Gulf War.

2382
01:23:49,340 --> 01:23:50,080
Not the second one.

2383
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,280
I tell you.

2384
01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,180
Who did have strong opinions.

2385
01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:55,380
On the second Gulf War.

2386
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:57,880
Mick Hucknall.

2387
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,220
I came across this clip.

2388
01:24:00,220 --> 01:24:00,560
of him.

2389
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,700
Back in the day.

2390
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:04,100
And he was just mad.

2391
01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:04,860
To get in there.

2392
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:06,260
He just wanted the Yanks.

2393
01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:06,960
To get in there.

2394
01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:07,380
And fucking.

2395
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,020
Take the place to town.

2396
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:11,540
Like you know.

2397
01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:13,000
Here he is.

2398
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,060
Offering his opinion.

2399
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:14,720
On that war.

2400
01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:15,600
And.

2401
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:16,840
Wine.

2402
01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:18,600
How many goose.

2403
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,240
Must go through the gristle grinder.

2404
01:24:20,540 --> 01:24:21,200
Before we realize.

2405
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,380
What I would like to see happen.

2406
01:24:22,580 --> 01:24:23,100
Is that they.

2407
01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:25,220
They send in that military force.

2408
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:26,380
Get Saddam.

2409
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,680
And then as the great.

2410
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,000
Late John Wayne might say.

2411
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,160
Get the hell out of there.

2412
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:31,180
You know.

2413
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:31,700
They say.

2414
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:32,960
It's none of our business.

2415
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,760
If George Bush didn't make it.

2416
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:35,400
His business.

2417
01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:37,100
All these sort of left wing.

2418
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:38,360
Trendies.

2419
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,220
Would all be screaming.

2420
01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:40,480
That Bush isn't doing anything.

2421
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,000
About this.

2422
01:24:41,220 --> 01:24:42,080
This dictator.

2423
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:43,420
Who's killed a million people.

2424
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:45,240
That France should name itself.

2425
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:46,200
Rename its country.

2426
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:47,280
To au contraire.

2427
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:47,660
I think.

2428
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:47,680
I think.

2429
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:49,020
Because they seem to do everything.

2430
01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:50,720
The opposite to everybody else anyway.

2431
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:52,380
And bearing in mind also.

2432
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,080
That 38% of their oil revenue.

2433
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,440
Their oil comes from Iraq.

2434
01:24:57,820 --> 01:24:59,060
The sheer hypocrisy.

2435
01:24:59,060 --> 01:24:59,760
Of these people.

2436
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,140
Accusing America.

2437
01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:02,780
Of being in it for the oil.

2438
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,300
Is almost laughable.

2439
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,620
But interesting.

2440
01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:07,340
Just one other little aside.

2441
01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:11,040
The very interesting thing about France.

2442
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:11,420
Is that.

2443
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:14,120
Not a lot of people know this.

2444
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,820
But Bordeaux wine.

2445
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:16,160
Right.

2446
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:19,980
Is fortified with 19% Italian grapes.

2447
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,700
And the grapes themselves.

2448
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,080
Were imported from America.

2449
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,520
After the second world war.

2450
01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:25,320
So this.

2451
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:26,560
Le vin française.

2452
01:25:27,380 --> 01:25:28,380
Is not as française.

2453
01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:30,060
As people like to think it is.

2454
01:25:30,180 --> 01:25:30,600
So you know.

2455
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,280
That's another little image of France.

2456
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:34,380
That's slightly shattered there.

2457
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:35,280
Oh la la.

2458
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,700
I better not come back.

2459
01:25:37,020 --> 01:25:43,060
Look.

2460
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,200
There's no easy way to say this.

2461
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:49,980
But we booked the ferry.

2462
01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,580
To go to France.

2463
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,480
We're going in June.

2464
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,740
I just didn't know how you'd take the news.

2465
01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,900
So soon after the last holiday.

2466
01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,280
We had in the Swiss Alps.

2467
01:26:17,660 --> 01:26:18,180
Sorry.

2468
01:26:18,180 --> 01:26:18,680
It's not.

2469
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:19,540
It's not Celtic.

2470
01:26:19,540 --> 01:26:20,860
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2471
01:26:20,860 --> 01:26:22,300
It's not Celtic Tiger Nights.

2472
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:23,460
That.

2473
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,320
That was before.

2474
01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:26,900
Ignore that.

2475
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:29,220
Celtic Tiger Nights.

2476
01:26:32,340 --> 01:26:34,100
It's not Celtic Tiger Nights.

2477
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,140
We just had that.

2478
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,920
We need to get that sorted out guys.

2479
01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:37,340
Rapid.

2480
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:37,860
Okay.

2481
01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:41,020
Let me just get those tunes back on.

2482
01:26:43,820 --> 01:26:45,300
Welcome back to Mercedes Pellegrino.

2483
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:49,460
We're going for gold on the Colorado Springs track.

2484
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,360
Which we don't really have any experience on at the moment.

2485
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,720
Grigowski thank you very much bud.

2486
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,660
Hopefully you're doing well.

2487
01:26:58,140 --> 01:27:01,620
Yeah we're gonna hit this track hard.

2488
01:27:01,860 --> 01:27:03,120
With the confidence of a lion.

2489
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:04,400
Snarl of a lion.

2490
01:27:04,660 --> 01:27:06,340
The heart of a leopard.

2491
01:27:06,980 --> 01:27:07,580
The feet.

2492
01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:08,500
And fast thinking.

2493
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,140
Of a cheetah.

2494
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,120
And.

2495
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:11,920
Just like the.

2496
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:12,720
The cool.

2497
01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:13,600
Chilled out.

2498
01:27:13,780 --> 01:27:14,600
Relaxed personality.

2499
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:15,400
Of a sloth.

2500
01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:17,860
So doing all the fast stuff.

2501
01:27:17,940 --> 01:27:18,320
But with a.

2502
01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:19,260
Kind of like a.

2503
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,020
Yes or what man.

2504
01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:21,800
Kind of vibe.

2505
01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:22,560
As if it's just.

2506
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:24,680
Nothing to me.

2507
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:25,540
It's like going to work.

2508
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,860
I will restart that again.

2509
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,080
Curry fingers.

2510
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,060
Thank you very much.

2511
01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:41,400
Don't worry the curry.

2512
01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:43,900
Wait a second.

2513
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:45,020
You don't want to go into too.

2514
01:27:45,340 --> 01:27:46,400
Higher gear because.

2515
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:49,940
You get sent all over the shop.

2516
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,960
Scabby slimy elbow.

2517
01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:58,220
Thank you very much man.

2518
01:28:02,780 --> 01:28:05,180
Got the sand pedal cam down there.

2519
01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:11,540
Wilson socks.

2520
01:28:14,380 --> 01:28:16,360
Kindly provided today's socks.

2521
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,860
For today's show.

2522
01:28:20,620 --> 01:28:21,500
They were on to meet.

2523
01:28:21,740 --> 01:28:22,980
Hound to meet during the week.

2524
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:23,580
Saying Connor.

2525
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:24,360
It's been two.

2526
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:25,120
Three months now.

2527
01:28:25,180 --> 01:28:25,780
You haven't shown.

2528
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,380
Any pedal action.

2529
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,560
Can we sponsor some pedal action.

2530
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:32,940
I think it's time to bring it back.

2531
01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:34,360
I said I'm not sure.

2532
01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:35,340
I don't think the audience.

2533
01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:36,500
Really responded to it.

2534
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:38,960
I got out some demographics.

2535
01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:39,740
Some stats.

2536
01:28:39,860 --> 01:28:40,380
Some charts.

2537
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:41,740
Explained to them why.

2538
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:42,700
What they were doing.

2539
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:43,820
Wasn't good enough.

2540
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:45,620
From my.

2541
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:46,940
And they went away.

2542
01:28:46,940 --> 01:28:48,460
And they went away.

2543
01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:50,620
Got back to me by end of play.

2544
01:28:50,620 --> 01:28:51,500
The following day.

2545
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,840
With a stimulus package.

2546
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:56,060
And.

2547
01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:58,300
What can I say.

2548
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,320
It's Wilson or a bust at this stage.

2549
01:29:00,380 --> 01:29:01,640
You can get them at pennies.

2550
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:05,260
But I won't.

2551
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:06,780
But I will wear them.

2552
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:08,860
Because they're.

2553
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:10,200
They're sponsoring the stream.

2554
01:29:10,340 --> 01:29:11,400
That's just the way it is.

2555
01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:12,180
Thanks very much.

2556
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:13,720
Big shout out to Wilson Sox.

2557
01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:14,600
And also.

2558
01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:16,220
You make great tennis rackets as well.

2559
01:29:16,860 --> 01:29:18,380
Maybe you could get me some of those.

2560
01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:19,300
Tennis rackets.

2561
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:19,620
Wilson.

2562
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:20,420
If you're watching.

2563
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:22,180
I'd like that.

2564
01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:26,940
Do meet up.

2565
01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:28,680
Once a month.

2566
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:30,580
With Ray Shah.

2567
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:32,320
And.

2568
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,060
Baz.

2569
01:29:39,060 --> 01:29:40,020
To play.

2570
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,180
The game of the gods.

2571
01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:44,240
Tennis ball.

2572
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:47,420
Doubles of course.

2573
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:48,300
The fourth man.

2574
01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:49,320
None other.

2575
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:50,020
Than.

2576
01:29:51,020 --> 01:29:52,020
Pakash.

2577
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,560
Who's.

2578
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,740
Secretly residing in Wicklow.

2579
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:57,900
In the same way that.

2580
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,160
Daniel Day Lewis was for some time.

2581
01:30:00,580 --> 01:30:02,260
Till we found out where he was.

2582
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:03,980
And then wrecked his head.

2583
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:05,580
And then he moved away again.

2584
01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:08,340
Also.

2585
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:09,500
I.

2586
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,920
Maybe had something to do with that as well.

2587
01:30:12,060 --> 01:30:12,340
Because.

2588
01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:14,580
I was on set with Daniel Day.

2589
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:15,640
I've talked about this.

2590
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:16,180
I'm not gonna.

2591
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:19,200
I'm not gonna burn your ear off again.

2592
01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:20,920
Talking about the same old.

2593
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:24,760
Amazing stories featuring.

2594
01:30:25,860 --> 01:30:27,240
Great legendary names.

2595
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,480
But.

2596
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,660
Needless to say.

2597
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:32,200
Daniel Day and myself.

2598
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:33,440
Loggerheads.

2599
01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:35,900
The guy's an artist.

2600
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:36,800
I can see that.

2601
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:37,260
But I mean.

2602
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:38,540
He needs to fucking drop the act.

2603
01:30:38,580 --> 01:30:39,260
And have a pint.

2604
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,460
And just talk.

2605
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:42,580
Like a normal human.

2606
01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:42,980
That's.

2607
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,740
That's exactly why we became a cropper.

2608
01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:46,500
But I mean.

2609
01:30:46,620 --> 01:30:47,800
Fair play to you Daniel Day.

2610
01:30:47,940 --> 01:30:48,200
If.

2611
01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:48,860
If you're.

2612
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:49,640
If you're watching.

2613
01:30:50,260 --> 01:30:51,220
I know you are.

2614
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:52,500
Fair play.

2615
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:53,140
And.

2616
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,160
He said you're never gonna act again.

2617
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:57,340
After Phantom Thread.

2618
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:00,200
I think that was the right choice man.

2619
01:31:00,980 --> 01:31:02,180
I think that was the right choice.

2620
01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:05,500
I don't think.

2621
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,240
I don't think it's for you man.

2622
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:10,380
I don't think you're cut out for it.

2623
01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:11,140
To be honest.

2624
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,440
There might have been some kind of.

2625
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:16,340
I don't know.

2626
01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:17,700
Hubbub.

2627
01:31:19,660 --> 01:31:20,580
The odd Oscar.

2628
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:21,680
But.

2629
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:23,440
I just don't.

2630
01:31:23,540 --> 01:31:24,780
I couldn't see it going anywhere.

2631
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:28,360
And you turned down the script I sent you as well.

2632
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:30,980
I gave it to you.

2633
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:31,780
Handed it to you.

2634
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,100
The first day we were working.

2635
01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,700
I got a bollocking.

2636
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:38,460
Because I wasn't meant to be soliciting work.

2637
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:40,120
Through you.

2638
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:40,780
On set.

2639
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:41,520
On their film.

2640
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:42,600
Plus.

2641
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,200
You told me to contact your agent.

2642
01:31:45,860 --> 01:31:46,760
You're just not.

2643
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,020
You're not.

2644
01:31:48,780 --> 01:31:49,700
A normal.

2645
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,260
Man Dan.

2646
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:52,760
Okay.

2647
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:55,900
I think you're a great artist.

2648
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:57,260
But I mean.

2649
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,720
The way you looked and treated me.

2650
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:00,600
Was really.

2651
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:03,340
It was like I was a piece of shit.

2652
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:04,500
On your shoe down.

2653
01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:09,880
I don't know if that was the way it was.

2654
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:11,220
Or will you just methadactin.

2655
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,620
There we go.

2656
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:20,620
We're going to get podium on this.

2657
01:32:21,940 --> 01:32:25,220
I can sense we're going to get a good podium place.

2658
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:29,560
That gold trophy is really elusive.

2659
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:31,440
Very very elusive.

2660
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:33,120
Very hard to catch at this stage.

2661
01:32:34,580 --> 01:32:36,600
Perhaps some tuning of the gears.

2662
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,200
The ratios and such.

2663
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:39,300
Might need to be done.

2664
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:41,520
If we're going to attempt this track again.

2665
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:42,080
And again.

2666
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:42,860
There is no if.

2667
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:44,120
It's only when.

2668
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:51,180
That's the stuff you need to really use any advantage you can.

2669
01:32:51,180 --> 01:32:53,160
And that was the side of that lad's raptor.

2670
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,220
This paint will need a job.

2671
01:32:55,620 --> 01:32:56,040
But I mean.

2672
01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:58,840
Not much I can do about that now.

2673
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:00,320
But you shouldn't have got in my way.

2674
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,400
Is this the finish line?

2675
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:07,080
Is this a silver trof?

2676
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:08,460
It sure is.

2677
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:11,080
Second time ever on the track.

2678
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:13,560
Already clocking that silver trof.

2679
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:16,920
I don't know if it's me.

2680
01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:17,440
It's Yurik.

2681
01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:18,220
Or the goose.

2682
01:33:19,180 --> 01:33:20,520
Or I'm feeling rapt.

2683
01:33:21,580 --> 01:33:23,220
Rapt funeral amazement.

2684
01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:26,460
How well I took that lap.

2685
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:27,440
And again.

2686
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,220
I'm a very.

2687
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:30,180
I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet.

2688
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,700
I'm humble guy.

2689
01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,060
A man of few words.

2690
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:38,980
So I'll just leave it to you.

2691
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,320
Leave it to you to decide.

2692
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,220
Who really did.

2693
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:44,980
Earn their stripes on that last race.

2694
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:48,200
Look.

2695
01:33:50,620 --> 01:33:52,420
The game's about to change.

2696
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,200
The brand new.

2697
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:55,800
Sumptuous E-Class.

2698
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,220
Is within your grasp.

2699
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:57,880
Mercedes.

2700
01:33:58,180 --> 01:33:59,160
All your life.

2701
01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:00,600
You've talked a good game.

2702
01:34:00,740 --> 01:34:01,120
F*** you.

2703
01:34:01,380 --> 01:34:03,060
Now it's time to back it up.

2704
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,460
And show the bastards what you've got.

2705
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:05,980
Hello.

2706
01:34:05,980 --> 01:34:07,360
You were born to buy this.

2707
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:07,740
Car.

2708
01:34:07,940 --> 01:34:08,180
John.

2709
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,280
And if you don't buy it.

2710
01:34:09,340 --> 01:34:09,600
John.

2711
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:11,180
People might think you're a c***.

2712
01:34:11,580 --> 01:34:12,800
Trackpad electronics.

2713
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:13,280
John.

2714
01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:14,360
Heated seat waves.

2715
01:34:14,540 --> 01:34:14,740
John.

2716
01:34:15,220 --> 01:34:16,240
Orgasmic scenery.

2717
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,080
Not included.

2718
01:34:17,220 --> 01:34:17,360
John.

2719
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:19,260
Elon Musk and Grimes.

2720
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,360
Send their regards.

2721
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:21,860
They're having a kid.

2722
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:26,480
And they want to know whether or not you'll drive the new E-Class to the baby shower.

2723
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:26,860
John.

2724
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:28,500
Which is taking place on.

2725
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,460
On planet moon.

2726
01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:31,340
Alloys.

2727
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:32,820
Rev counter.

2728
01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:33,880
Paddle shift.

2729
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:34,760
Dream.

2730
01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:36,000
Spinny winny woo woo.

2731
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,060
It's a powerful piece of s*** John.

2732
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,280
You want to get your hands on it.

2733
01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:40,480
I called the dealership.

2734
01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:42,020
Told them you'll be down in the morning.

2735
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:43,720
You're gonna finance the f***er.

2736
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:45,520
Don't make me look like a t***.

2737
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:47,920
Versi D***s.

2738
01:34:47,920 --> 01:35:07,500
Tickets please.

2739
01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:10,320
You're on the train to the mountains.

2740
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:18,320
I'm feeling something right. I'm feeling something right. I'm feeling something right. I'm feeling something right.

2741
01:35:23,660 --> 01:35:29,740
We were over in France the other day, John. There was a castle on the hill at the top of the hill.

2742
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:37,300
I took pictures on the iPhone X7. Whatsapp them, yeah? Didn't get a reply, although I saw you'd seen it.

2743
01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:39,340
You ignorant c**t.

2744
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:44,340
No, no, that's what you are. That's what you are.

2745
01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:49,600
Let's not turn it. You ruin the Colosseum. You ruin France as well.

2746
01:35:50,160 --> 01:35:56,080
And you ruin the Everglades as we drive through it at pace with a lovely dipped headbulb.

2747
01:35:56,720 --> 01:36:01,920
H7s? No, never. They're zenin. Seen him a few years back.

2748
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:06,620
He's very, very good. Check him out if you're into your jazz around Dub.

2749
01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:16,680
Another thing I was interested in saying to you, John, you ignorant piece of s**t, is why don't you come down to the AMG Academy with me tomorrow?

2750
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:37,320
I've got a brand new pair of latex loafers, which I sourced on eBay. They're very unconventional and people do tend to get a little bit uncomfortable when I'm wearing them. So I was wondering whether or not you could just give them the once over. And then if it's not for me, I'll throw them in the bin.

2751
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:50,060
It's not Celtic Tiger Knights. Don't be expecting any more Celtic Tiger Knights. Not Celtic Tiger Knights. That was a mistake.

2752
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:55,640
Celtic Tiger Knights. That's a mistake, guys. Sorry about that, guys. That's a mistake.

2753
01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:00,320
Not one we'll be making again.

2754
01:37:02,980 --> 01:37:04,980
Let's lock and load this Raptor.

2755
01:37:08,780 --> 01:37:10,660
Raptor.

2756
01:37:10,660 --> 01:37:15,060
Raptor. Raptor. Raptor. Raptor.

2757
01:37:15,060 --> 01:37:41,220
Raptor.

2758
01:37:41,220 --> 01:37:42,180
Raptor.

2759
01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:44,180
Raptor.

2760
01:37:44,180 --> 01:37:46,180
Raptor.

2761
01:37:46,180 --> 01:37:48,180
Raptor.

2762
01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:51,180
Fuck you, Deputy Stike.

2763
01:37:51,180 --> 01:37:53,180
ZurichTids.ie.

2764
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:55,180
One.

2765
01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:56,180
Yes.

2766
01:37:56,180 --> 01:37:57,180
Yes!

2767
01:37:57,180 --> 01:37:58,180
Come on!

2768
01:37:58,180 --> 01:37:59,180
Woo!

2769
01:37:59,180 --> 01:38:00,180
Come on!

2770
01:38:00,180 --> 01:38:03,180
Okay, let's do this.

2771
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:05,180
ZurichTids.ie.

2772
01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:10,180
Okay, let's do this.

2773
01:38:13,300 --> 01:38:15,300
ZurichTids.ie.

2774
01:38:15,300 --> 01:38:17,300
Quick shout out to Sandra.

2775
01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:19,300
Sandra Joyce, thank you very much.

2776
01:38:19,300 --> 01:38:21,300
Quick shout out to Sandra Joyce there, guys.

2777
01:38:21,300 --> 01:38:24,300
Thank you very much.

2778
01:38:24,300 --> 01:38:29,300
You're tuned to, uh, Riccides Pellegrino.

2779
01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:33,300
Don't move that dial.

2780
01:38:35,300 --> 01:38:37,300
Doughboys, thank you very much.

2781
01:38:37,300 --> 01:38:45,300
Again, with another exclusive lap on a new track, a brand new track.

2782
01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:46,300
Never been on it.

2783
01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:48,300
Can't tell you how I'm gonna fare up.

2784
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:51,700
But let's make podium.

2785
01:38:57,320 --> 01:38:58,380
Chumley Warner.

2786
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:01,120
Thank you very much, Mr. Chumley Warner.

2787
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:04,620
Hope you're keeping okay.

2788
01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:13,880
And that that coronavirus is not knocking at your door.

2789
01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:18,940
As seems to be the case increasingly across the country.

2790
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:21,400
Please do, do, do, do, do.

2791
01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:23,420
Take vigilance and care, everyone.

2792
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:25,840
Wash your hands.

2793
01:39:26,260 --> 01:39:27,200
It's not hard.

2794
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:30,940
Carry some sanitizer with you at all times in your pockets.

2795
01:39:31,580 --> 01:39:34,660
Maybe even some Dettol wipes.

2796
01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:39,960
So you can attend to any surfaces within your domain.

2797
01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:44,160
Which may or may have not come into contact with other people.

2798
01:39:44,740 --> 01:39:45,900
Will you calm down?

2799
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,920
Thank you very much for your tip.

2800
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,300
But I will not calm down.

2801
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:53,320
I've been told that too many times today by naysayers.

2802
01:39:53,440 --> 01:40:00,340
People who believe that the coronavirus isn't as bad as it's been made out to be.

2803
01:40:00,420 --> 01:40:01,480
Well, I've got to tell you something.

2804
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:02,620
Don't believe them.

2805
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:03,820
One bit.

2806
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:05,940
Spinny winny woo woo.

2807
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:09,560
You won't thank yourself if you get a dose.

2808
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:11,660
You will.

2809
01:40:12,660 --> 01:40:13,580
If you don't.

2810
01:40:14,900 --> 01:40:17,440
So that means keep yourself briefed.

2811
01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:22,160
Keep yourself briefed on the whereabouts, its location.

2812
01:40:23,460 --> 01:40:25,660
And if you're around it, self-isolate.

2813
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:27,040
Get the fuck away fast.

2814
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,020
Because that stuff, you don't want it.

2815
01:40:30,440 --> 01:40:31,140
It's not nice.

2816
01:40:32,100 --> 01:40:33,560
Standard flu to some, yeah.

2817
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,900
But what about to other people who can't fucking handle it?

2818
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:38,920
And how do you know that you can't handle it?

2819
01:40:39,140 --> 01:40:41,400
How do you know that you can handle it until you've had it?

2820
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:43,620
Are you a can handler?

2821
01:40:44,460 --> 01:40:45,940
Did you ever handle a can?

2822
01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:48,320
I'm fucking serious.

2823
01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:52,360
Did you ever handle cans in the last 24 hours?

2824
01:40:53,820 --> 01:40:54,400
Aluminium.

2825
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:54,960
Tin.

2826
01:40:56,220 --> 01:40:56,760
Beans.

2827
01:40:58,320 --> 01:40:58,760
Alcohol.

2828
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:00,760
Tell me and tell me now.

2829
01:41:00,820 --> 01:41:03,220
And if not, you're okay.

2830
01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:07,640
But apparently there were some cans that were infected.

2831
01:41:09,740 --> 01:41:10,800
14 of them.

2832
01:41:14,060 --> 01:41:15,860
Which is cans in English.

2833
01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:19,660
And this is a real raptorfication.

2834
01:41:19,900 --> 01:41:23,760
As each and every one of these absolute lunatic opponents of mine.

2835
01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:28,880
Are sat stock still in their jeeps.

2836
01:41:29,460 --> 01:41:30,100
Astounded.

2837
01:41:30,620 --> 01:41:32,260
In rapt funeral amazement.

2838
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:33,560
Connor.

2839
01:41:34,020 --> 01:41:34,940
William Ados.

2840
01:41:35,420 --> 01:41:36,020
Conzino.

2841
01:41:36,380 --> 01:41:38,140
Owner of Conzino's Pizza.

2842
01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:40,420
The best slice in Dublin.

2843
01:41:40,580 --> 01:41:42,560
Get yourself down to Conzino's.

2844
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:47,540
We're open seven nights a week.

2845
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:49,000
We want a papa.

2846
01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:52,860
We want a papa for our Diablo Formaggio there.

2847
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,200
And a golden papa no less.

2848
01:41:56,900 --> 01:41:58,560
If you're not familiar with the papas,

2849
01:41:59,380 --> 01:42:02,380
I suggest you get clued up.

2850
01:42:02,820 --> 01:42:06,400
It's the pizza and pasta awards.

2851
01:42:07,140 --> 01:42:13,060
And it's for, you know, restaurants, retail chains, who make pizzas, frozen pizzas.

2852
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:14,980
You know, which I think is a bit of a cop out.

2853
01:42:15,540 --> 01:42:19,860
They're putting the frozen yolks in with the people who make the pizzas in the restaurant.

2854
01:42:19,860 --> 01:42:26,680
Because it's more of an art to do that inside a restaurant than it is to make fro-yo.

2855
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:28,180
But I mean, that's my opinion.

2856
01:42:28,500 --> 01:42:29,640
Don't let it put you off.

2857
01:42:30,420 --> 01:42:31,360
You're next good, fellas.

2858
01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:32,820
Or Dr.

2859
01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:35,100
A restaurant by Dr. O'Ker.

2860
01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:36,860
But I mean, we were so good.

2861
01:42:37,020 --> 01:42:43,140
Conzino's did so well in Dublin that we just branched out to that market.

2862
01:42:43,220 --> 01:42:45,700
Because we saw it as, you know, how can the business expand?

2863
01:42:46,980 --> 01:42:48,100
You have to go frozen.

2864
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:52,860
I remember Yates at the time.

2865
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:54,580
Ivan Butler Yates.

2866
01:42:55,160 --> 01:43:00,640
I call him that because he does have a way with words, as well as being an absolute formidable media presence.

2867
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:05,780
Conor Williams in the bronze there, and the very first time he's ever raced that race.

2868
01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:07,140
Well done, Conz.

2869
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:08,900
No problem, Conor.

2870
01:43:09,280 --> 01:43:09,880
Thank you.

2871
01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:16,880
Your thanks is meaningless to me because we all are thanking you, Conor.

2872
01:43:17,220 --> 01:43:17,760
Thank you.

2873
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:19,020
That's great to hear.

2874
01:43:19,380 --> 01:43:21,780
I'm welcoming your thanks.

2875
01:43:22,740 --> 01:43:27,920
And if anything, I'm reflecting the positivity and just bouncing it right back at you, bud.

2876
01:43:28,860 --> 01:43:29,640
Cheers, Conz.

2877
01:43:30,780 --> 01:43:31,620
You're a good man.

2878
01:43:33,060 --> 01:43:34,420
I think you're good as well, man.

2879
01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:35,140
Thanks very much.

2880
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:39,100
No, I think you're a fucking strong, solid man, man.

2881
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:43,640
Just wanted to tell you that, man.

2882
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:45,900
Yeah, it's okay, man.

2883
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:46,660
Don't worry about it.

2884
01:43:46,840 --> 01:43:47,340
It's fine.

2885
01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:49,480
Yeah, I know.

2886
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:52,380
I'm not in a weird way or not like that.

2887
01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:53,840
It's okay, man.

2888
01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:54,760
Shut up.

2889
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:57,260
It's getting weird now saying it like that.

2890
01:43:57,260 --> 01:44:00,720
We were over in France the other day, John.

2891
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,720
Yates ordered a space cake in the Bulldog.

2892
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:10,240
I ordered a pre-rolled amnesia joint.

2893
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:12,180
I could handle it.

2894
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:16,900
He couldn't handle his space cake because I looked around for my chocolate milk.

2895
01:44:17,020 --> 01:44:20,520
I was enjoying my chocolate milk, looked up and Yates had disappeared.

2896
01:44:22,980 --> 01:44:24,380
Who the fuck is this guy?

2897
01:44:24,620 --> 01:44:31,380
Some stupid truck behind me there trying to creep up and go truck himself.

2898
01:44:32,660 --> 01:44:45,340
But yeah, the wild goose chase was on then to find Yates around Amsterdam, an hour before the San Pellegrino Classic was due to take place in an undisclosed location somewhere outside the town.

2899
01:44:47,660 --> 01:44:49,240
And I couldn't find Yates there.

2900
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:50,660
I was looking around for him and everything.

2901
01:44:52,820 --> 01:44:53,980
I decided it was late.

2902
01:44:53,980 --> 01:44:56,460
So I decided to go to the San Pelle Classic.

2903
01:44:56,700 --> 01:44:58,260
Edgar Davids was presenting.

2904
01:44:59,820 --> 01:45:03,040
Which is great to be one of my heroes, the Bulldog, you know.

2905
01:45:04,020 --> 01:45:09,520
And as he's giving his speech, I look around, I can hear some munching and munching.

2906
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:24,380
And it looks like Yates was over at the free-for-all buffet just stuffing his face full of croutons, soup, dips, hummus, chips, vol-a-vents.

2907
01:45:25,420 --> 01:45:28,720
And he had a big bag of Doritos that weren't even on offer.

2908
01:45:28,880 --> 01:45:30,300
He'd actually brought them with him.

2909
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:34,340
I said, man, you're making an absolute monkey out of yourself.

2910
01:45:34,340 --> 01:45:38,880
I've seen monkeys in Dublin Zoo with better tail manners, you know, Yates.

2911
01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:44,220
And I said, Ivan Yates, more like Ivan Apes, you big gorilla.

2912
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:47,420
He didn't care.

2913
01:45:47,500 --> 01:45:49,340
He just kept munching and munching.

2914
01:45:50,300 --> 01:45:54,280
And at that point I noticed a snapper from the Irish Daily Mirror

2915
01:45:54,280 --> 01:46:02,480
had probably tailgaged me or Yates over fucking scum, like, you know.

2916
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:09,200
Just vultures preying upon society's finest.

2917
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:15,140
I know him because he used to take pictures of me when I was playing golf.

2918
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:17,440
And I'd see them in showbiz.ie.

2919
01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:22,600
This guy has a hard-on for my lifestyle.

2920
01:46:22,760 --> 01:46:24,360
He just wants to be me, like, you know.

2921
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:26,520
So no surprise to see him there.

2922
01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:31,640
But I was more concerned about the Yates who turned himself into an absolute beast at this stage.

2923
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:32,840
I looked over.

2924
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:39,520
Even Edgar Davids was pointing over at Yates and just saying to his people, you know, kind of...

2925
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:45,360
Couldn't understand the Dutch, but he made some kind of remark.

2926
01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:49,260
He made some kind of pig squeal sound.

2927
01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:54,140
Did Davids signifying what he thought of the Yates-ter.

2928
01:46:56,320 --> 01:46:57,200
So I just...

2929
01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,920
I had a blanket with me.

2930
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:02,280
Fortunately, I brought a blanket with me.

2931
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:03,640
Because it was a bit chilly.

2932
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:07,320
And I threw the blanket over Yates' head.

2933
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:10,980
And just kind of escorted him out.

2934
01:47:11,820 --> 01:47:13,520
The snapper got a couple of pictures.

2935
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:16,060
Sorry, I got a message here from Yates.

2936
01:47:17,860 --> 01:47:18,960
I'm just checking my...

2937
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:20,320
Sorry, I just need to check the GoPro.

2938
01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:21,200
It's okay.

2939
01:47:22,060 --> 01:47:25,180
I managed to bungle Yates out of the place.

2940
01:47:25,460 --> 01:47:27,640
But unfortunately, the snapper got a shot.

2941
01:47:28,120 --> 01:47:29,700
It looked like...

2942
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:32,060
Do you know, like a...

2943
01:47:32,060 --> 01:47:35,780
An ashamed criminal who'd done something very shameful.

2944
01:47:38,660 --> 01:47:43,900
And I had an email from the Sam Pell handlers, the PR people there, saying, is everything okay?

2945
01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:47,400
Connor, it was a shame to see you leave early.

2946
01:47:48,060 --> 01:47:50,580
Who was the guest that you brought along your plus one?

2947
01:47:51,520 --> 01:47:52,840
I just didn't even...

2948
01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:53,820
I didn't want to drop him.

2949
01:47:53,820 --> 01:47:55,260
I didn't want to throw Yates under the bus.

2950
01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:56,300
So I just said, look...

2951
01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:00,300
It was none other than Brian McFadden from...

2952
01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:01,520
Modric.

2953
01:48:01,520 --> 01:48:02,440
Modric.

2954
01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:03,440
Modric.

2955
01:48:03,440 --> 01:48:04,440
Modric.

2956
01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:05,440
Modric.

2957
01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:06,440
Modric.

2958
01:48:06,440 --> 01:48:07,440
Modric.

2959
01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:08,440
Modric.

2960
01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:09,440
Modric.

2961
01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:10,440
Modric.

2962
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,440
Modric.

2963
01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:12,440
Modric.

2964
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:13,440
Modric.

2965
01:48:13,440 --> 01:48:15,540
Every story has a beginning.

2966
01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:19,820
Ours begins here in the Italian Alps during the Belle Epoque.

2967
01:48:19,820 --> 01:48:28,220
Which is a silly old period when aristocrats, poets, and politicians met at the Grand Hotel and enjoyed the good life.

2968
01:48:28,220 --> 01:48:30,420
From here, we've traveled the globe.

2969
01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:32,640
Aqua San Pellegrino.

2970
01:48:33,060 --> 01:48:33,420
Siete.

2971
01:48:33,740 --> 01:48:34,340
Ovancia.

2972
01:48:35,340 --> 01:48:37,380
Exporting the Italian excellence.

2973
01:48:38,300 --> 01:48:39,760
Aqua San Pellegrino.

2974
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,000
Solasta Marina.

2975
01:48:41,540 --> 01:48:42,020
Oranges.

2976
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:42,980
What have you seen?

2977
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:44,240
Big beach balls.

2978
01:48:44,780 --> 01:48:45,340
Fashion.

2979
01:48:46,220 --> 01:48:47,280
Whatever you got.

2980
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:47,840
Design.

2981
01:48:48,340 --> 01:48:50,940
We had the gaseous water while you did it.

2982
01:48:51,100 --> 01:48:52,800
Even your drinking and your food.

2983
01:48:53,580 --> 01:48:54,760
London, New York.

2984
01:48:54,860 --> 01:48:55,280
Perigi.

2985
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:55,760
Dublin.

2986
01:48:55,940 --> 01:48:56,340
Donkey.

2987
01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:57,240
Greystones.

2988
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:57,900
Greece.

2989
01:48:57,900 --> 01:48:58,960
We've got.

2990
01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:03,320
What we have brought all around the world is our unique brand of nurturing.

2991
01:49:03,860 --> 01:49:04,140
Ha ha.

2992
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:09,280
We want to nurture you for the next 120 years, you tasteful bastards.

2993
01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:11,320
Thanks, guys.

2994
01:49:12,460 --> 01:49:13,100
Squat.

2995
01:49:13,940 --> 01:49:14,460
Yes.

2996
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:15,600
Yes.

2997
01:49:15,940 --> 01:49:16,620
Come on.

2998
01:49:17,220 --> 01:49:17,560
Woo.

2999
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:18,620
Come on.

3000
01:49:19,620 --> 01:49:22,180
Yeah, you got to watch out for the San Pelle virus.

3001
01:49:22,320 --> 01:49:25,740
It's making its way over here as well from Italy.

3002
01:49:25,740 --> 01:49:27,100
As well as the Corona.

3003
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:29,940
The Corona virus is something completely different.

3004
01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:31,500
The San Pelle virus.

3005
01:49:31,780 --> 01:49:34,720
We've yet to see whether or not that's going to have the same impact.

3006
01:49:35,140 --> 01:49:37,220
Or if it's going to be a bad little fire.

3007
01:49:40,660 --> 01:49:41,660
Let's just wait and see.

3008
01:49:41,660 --> 01:49:41,880
Let's just wait and see.

3009
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,700
Never say never.

3010
01:49:45,880 --> 01:49:46,760
Never say no.

3011
01:49:47,020 --> 01:49:48,380
Never say die.

3012
01:49:49,060 --> 01:49:51,260
Do you see the James Bond movie is being put back?

3013
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:57,480
That's when you know the situation really has gone up to another level.

3014
01:49:59,260 --> 01:50:00,120
Bond-like.

3015
01:50:01,940 --> 01:50:06,180
They had the Billie Eilish song there a few weeks back.

3016
01:50:06,340 --> 01:50:10,440
Then they released an advert with a load of Range Rovers doing some mad stuff.

3017
01:50:11,820 --> 01:50:12,980
And now it's been put back.

3018
01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:18,060
That was going to be the entertainment pinnacle of the year.

3019
01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:19,500
And I'm really upset about that.

3020
01:50:19,720 --> 01:50:22,560
And my heart does go out to all the people associated with Bond.

3021
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,740
If you're watching Bond, sorry, bud.

3022
01:50:25,300 --> 01:50:27,320
And to all the people there who did the work.

3023
01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:28,440
Sorry, lads.

3024
01:50:28,440 --> 01:50:30,760
You'll have your day.

3025
01:50:30,940 --> 01:50:31,660
You'll have your day.

3026
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:32,700
And we'll be there watching.

3027
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:34,400
Because it looks fantastic.

3028
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:37,080
A time to kill, is it?

3029
01:50:37,260 --> 01:50:38,900
Or a...

3030
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:40,560
Another day to die.

3031
01:50:41,440 --> 01:50:43,480
Another die or kill.

3032
01:50:45,100 --> 01:50:46,500
Can't remember the name of it.

3033
01:50:50,880 --> 01:50:52,040
You're going to get killed?

3034
01:50:52,920 --> 01:50:53,800
James Bond.

3035
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:55,320
I can't remember.

3036
01:50:55,440 --> 01:50:56,440
It's something like a view.

3037
01:50:57,540 --> 01:50:59,060
The view of the killer.

3038
01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:01,680
James Bond kills for views.

3039
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:04,040
Maybe.

3040
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:04,560
Maybe.

3041
01:51:05,660 --> 01:51:08,220
You know, you have to do mad stuff to get views nowadays.

3042
01:51:08,580 --> 01:51:09,860
So maybe that's what it's going to be.

3043
01:51:09,860 --> 01:51:10,040
What?

3044
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:11,540
Yes.

3045
01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:12,680
Yes.

3046
01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:13,640
Come on.

3047
01:51:14,300 --> 01:51:14,620
Woo!

3048
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:15,680
Come on.

3049
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:17,040
Let's do this.

3050
01:51:19,860 --> 01:51:20,780
Let's do this.

3051
01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,580
Back on the Tormacadam again.

3052
01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:24,180
It's where I feel safe.

3053
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:25,860
It's where I feel at home.

3054
01:51:29,260 --> 01:51:31,520
I feel fiscally responsible.

3055
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:39,880
And we've got a Yankee Doodle Dandy here ahead of us.

3056
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:42,500
Well, I know all the trucks are Yankee Doodles, but...

3057
01:51:42,500 --> 01:51:43,840
The guy driving is Japanese.

3058
01:51:45,880 --> 01:51:46,420
I'm a Tony.

3059
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:47,100
I'm a...

3060
01:51:47,100 --> 01:51:47,900
I'm a Nishi.

3061
01:51:48,140 --> 01:51:49,260
See you later, bud.

3062
01:51:50,140 --> 01:51:50,960
I'm Connor.

3063
01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:52,960
I'm Connor.

3064
01:51:55,020 --> 01:51:56,340
Another guy here.

3065
01:51:58,520 --> 01:51:59,560
That was...

3066
01:51:59,560 --> 01:52:00,680
That snake you sheeded.

3067
01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:01,180
No!

3068
01:52:01,860 --> 01:52:02,280
Fuck.

3069
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:02,580
Yes.

3070
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:03,520
Yeah.

3071
01:52:05,740 --> 01:52:07,280
Back again for gloating.

3072
01:52:07,540 --> 01:52:08,660
Dimaneshian Burke.

3073
01:52:12,340 --> 01:52:13,640
We'll get these bad boys.

3074
01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:15,680
We're going to get them bad.

3075
01:52:17,020 --> 01:52:17,860
That's nice.

3076
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:25,460
I think if I take my mind off eliminating all opponents and just drive...

3077
01:52:28,160 --> 01:52:33,780
You know, without your mind focusing too much on the race, then I should do better.

3078
01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:34,940
Although I'm eating my words.

3079
01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:37,120
Crashing into barriers, as we can see.

3080
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:41,120
Must say, coming from the dirt track of Colorado Springs...

3081
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:42,120
To this...

3082
01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:45,000
Lovely scenic bridge here.

3083
01:52:45,980 --> 01:52:46,120
It's a...

3084
01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:49,080
It's a hard switch.

3085
01:52:49,380 --> 01:52:50,120
So, I mean...

3086
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:52,120
It's not a clean drive, but it's definitely...

3087
01:52:53,060 --> 01:52:54,220
Going to be one for the ages.

3088
01:52:55,140 --> 01:52:55,480
Podium.

3089
01:52:57,920 --> 01:52:58,900
Podium for sure.

3090
01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:01,420
Podium for sure.

3091
01:53:02,900 --> 01:53:04,120
As Connor Williams...

3092
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:05,120
Approaches...

3093
01:53:05,700 --> 01:53:06,880
Another turn here.

3094
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:10,180
Behind Freddy Terrell.

3095
01:53:11,960 --> 01:53:13,460
In the green Raptor.

3096
01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:21,060
Fantastic.

3097
01:53:27,060 --> 01:53:28,140
Not great.

3098
01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:29,180
Not great.

3099
01:53:29,180 --> 01:53:29,240
Not great.

3100
01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:29,680
Yes.

3101
01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:38,900
That's what you got to do.

3102
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:39,940
You just got to keep going.

3103
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,640
Keep believing in yourself.

3104
01:53:42,300 --> 01:53:43,280
And you'll succeed.

3105
01:53:45,700 --> 01:53:47,360
I'm a firm believer in that.

3106
01:53:50,660 --> 01:53:51,480
Really am.

3107
01:53:51,480 --> 01:53:51,540
I really am.

3108
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:54,140
Self-doubt.

3109
01:53:55,500 --> 01:53:57,440
I don't know.

3110
01:53:57,660 --> 01:53:58,540
Don't know about that.

3111
01:53:58,600 --> 01:53:59,320
Not really my thing.

3112
01:53:59,380 --> 01:54:00,400
Never really got into it.

3113
01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:02,800
Humble.

3114
01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:03,660
Very.

3115
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:06,580
Very.

3116
01:54:06,780 --> 01:54:07,840
You need to stay grounded.

3117
01:54:08,680 --> 01:54:08,960
Thank you.

3118
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:12,180
But you also need to soar like an eagle.

3119
01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:14,220
Across the broken sky.

3120
01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:15,900
An American eagle.

3121
01:54:19,700 --> 01:54:21,360
Whilst the Raptor.

3122
01:54:22,740 --> 01:54:25,300
Absolutely sends it home.

3123
01:54:27,140 --> 01:54:28,000
Fifth place.

3124
01:54:28,420 --> 01:54:29,140
Out of 12.

3125
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:32,980
About to head into fourth.

3126
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:37,000
The promised land of the podium.

3127
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:39,460
Not too far away now.

3128
01:54:40,460 --> 01:54:42,560
Taking all precautions necessary.

3129
01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:43,960
To stay in this race.

3130
01:54:44,060 --> 01:54:44,800
To be there.

3131
01:54:44,900 --> 01:54:45,800
At the final whistle.

3132
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,660
The checkered flag.

3133
01:54:49,360 --> 01:54:49,660
You know.

3134
01:54:49,800 --> 01:54:50,920
Channel the Shumi.

3135
01:54:52,900 --> 01:54:54,300
Channel the Micah Hacken.

3136
01:54:54,740 --> 01:54:55,940
The Eddie Irvine.

3137
01:54:56,960 --> 01:54:58,020
The David Coulthard.

3138
01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:00,260
Heinz Harald Franson.

3139
01:55:00,860 --> 01:55:01,660
Damon Hill.

3140
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:05,360
Eddie Jordanian.

3141
01:55:05,460 --> 01:55:06,700
Cream Pipe Deluxe.

3142
01:55:06,700 --> 01:55:09,320
The Buzz and Hornets.

3143
01:55:09,460 --> 01:55:10,560
The Benson and Hedges.

3144
01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:12,360
The Bad Boys.

3145
01:55:12,740 --> 01:55:13,160
Jordan.

3146
01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:14,220
Katie Price.

3147
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:18,460
Fantastic legacy.

3148
01:55:19,220 --> 01:55:21,080
An amazing period in motorsport.

3149
01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:22,740
The late 90s.

3150
01:55:23,020 --> 01:55:23,840
Early noughties.

3151
01:55:24,980 --> 01:55:26,900
When the cars were still cars.

3152
01:55:27,040 --> 01:55:27,740
And they were driven.

3153
01:55:28,960 --> 01:55:30,080
They were driven.

3154
01:55:30,520 --> 01:55:31,040
My friend.

3155
01:55:32,920 --> 01:55:33,900
No bullshit.

3156
01:55:35,620 --> 01:55:37,240
Murray Walker's.

3157
01:55:38,380 --> 01:55:39,540
Dulcet tones.

3158
01:55:44,280 --> 01:55:45,460
Martin Brundle.

3159
01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:46,540
The Brundle Fly.

3160
01:55:49,380 --> 01:55:50,880
An amazing exponent.

3161
01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:52,360
Of the racing world.

3162
01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:52,420
The racing world.

3163
01:55:55,460 --> 01:55:57,260
You gotta channel these guys.

3164
01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:00,200
I mean.

3165
01:56:00,880 --> 01:56:04,120
It's not great to measure yourself against giants either.

3166
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:05,100
Because sometimes.

3167
01:56:05,260 --> 01:56:06,180
I've done that before.

3168
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:09,880
When you realize that you're nowhere near those people.

3169
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:11,280
But you deluded yourself.

3170
01:56:11,780 --> 01:56:13,300
Or at least you didn't know at the time.

3171
01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:15,280
But you were deluding yourself that you were in their league.

3172
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,240
Your world crumbles.

3173
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:19,460
It really does.

3174
01:56:22,300 --> 01:56:23,720
But at the same time.

3175
01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:28,880
In order to reach the goals that you had set yourself.

3176
01:56:29,140 --> 01:56:30,480
You probably do need to measure up.

3177
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:33,180
Because you need like a pinnacle.

3178
01:56:33,340 --> 01:56:33,880
A point.

3179
01:56:34,740 --> 01:56:36,600
A north star.

3180
01:56:37,060 --> 01:56:38,060
If you will.

3181
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:39,680
To guide you.

3182
01:56:40,680 --> 01:56:41,560
Through the unknown.

3183
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:42,320
The darkness.

3184
01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:43,380
Which awaits.

3185
01:56:47,940 --> 01:56:49,540
That's a very hard crash.

3186
01:56:49,680 --> 01:56:51,400
That is a very fucking hard crash.

3187
01:56:51,920 --> 01:56:52,460
That could be.

3188
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:55,080
We could have really.

3189
01:56:55,080 --> 01:56:56,840
We could have really come a cropper there.

3190
01:56:56,840 --> 01:56:58,820
If we hadn't gained so much.

3191
01:56:59,240 --> 01:57:00,420
Pace and ferocity.

3192
01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:01,800
Before that happened.

3193
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:02,080
But.

3194
01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:03,280
Fortunately.

3195
01:57:04,260 --> 01:57:06,420
We're really doing well here today.

3196
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:08,520
It's going to be a gold trope.

3197
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:09,280
I can feel it.

3198
01:57:10,820 --> 01:57:11,740
I can feel it.

3199
01:57:11,780 --> 01:57:12,760
I don't want to jinx it.

3200
01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:15,600
Don't want to jinx it.

3201
01:57:18,860 --> 01:57:20,320
And that's where staying humble.

3202
01:57:20,320 --> 01:57:21,720
Can be your friend as well.

3203
01:57:22,840 --> 01:57:24,240
Because if you don't really.

3204
01:57:24,820 --> 01:57:25,160
You know.

3205
01:57:25,420 --> 01:57:26,560
Think you're going to achieve it.

3206
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:28,460
Then it's not going to be a kick in the teeth.

3207
01:57:28,620 --> 01:57:29,600
When you don't.

3208
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:31,040
So.

3209
01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:33,260
Between those two parallel lines.

3210
01:57:33,500 --> 01:57:34,840
Is a balancing act.

3211
01:57:35,080 --> 01:57:35,320
Which.

3212
01:57:36,020 --> 01:57:36,660
I think.

3213
01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:37,920
You just have to go on.

3214
01:57:37,980 --> 01:57:38,200
Do you know.

3215
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:41,620
It could go fucking one way.

3216
01:57:41,680 --> 01:57:42,300
It could go the other.

3217
01:57:44,540 --> 01:57:45,960
There is no set route.

3218
01:57:47,140 --> 01:57:48,760
There is no set route to success.

3219
01:57:48,760 --> 01:57:50,740
I was saying this to Marco Pierre White.

3220
01:57:50,880 --> 01:57:51,360
The other night.

3221
01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:54,180
At the launch of his new chicken stock.

3222
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:56,780
In Fallon and Bebo.

3223
01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,400
And.

3224
01:57:58,760 --> 01:57:59,500
It was a great.

3225
01:57:59,520 --> 01:58:00,220
It was a great turnout.

3226
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:02,860
Bebop and Rocksteady were there.

3227
01:58:03,380 --> 01:58:05,520
Wearing a pair of custom made Reeboks.

3228
01:58:07,000 --> 01:58:08,400
I asked them if they could.

3229
01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:09,660
Give me a land of the pair.

3230
01:58:11,760 --> 01:58:12,160
They.

3231
01:58:12,160 --> 01:58:14,080
Politely told me no.

3232
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:16,180
And.

3233
01:58:17,380 --> 01:58:18,440
After they walked away.

3234
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:18,820
I thought.

3235
01:58:19,380 --> 01:58:19,960
Maybe I.

3236
01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:20,800
Oh for fuck.

3237
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:21,080
No.

3238
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:21,500
No.

3239
01:58:21,640 --> 01:58:21,820
No.

3240
01:58:23,820 --> 01:58:24,880
Some scum.

3241
01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:25,220
Some scum there.

3242
01:58:26,020 --> 01:58:26,760
Absolute scum.

3243
01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:28,080
We might be able to get back.

3244
01:58:33,340 --> 01:58:33,700
Yeah.

3245
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:33,920
Be.

3246
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:34,880
Was it Bebo.

3247
01:58:35,020 --> 01:58:35,580
Borrock said.

3248
01:58:35,580 --> 01:58:36,080
I'm not.

3249
01:58:36,080 --> 01:58:37,900
Not sure which one was the gray fur.

3250
01:58:39,100 --> 01:58:39,760
But he.

3251
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:40,320
He stank.

3252
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:41,560
His breath stank.

3253
01:58:43,180 --> 01:58:43,620
So.

3254
01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:45,500
God knows what.

3255
01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:47,120
Those shoes would have smelt like.

3256
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:47,820
Plus.

3257
01:58:48,040 --> 01:58:49,120
What does he have you know.

3258
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:51,060
Does he have anything.

3259
01:58:51,720 --> 01:58:52,900
Is what I thought to myself.

3260
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:55,340
Marco Pierre White said.

3261
01:58:55,540 --> 01:58:56,700
Steer clear of them Connor.

3262
01:58:57,240 --> 01:58:58,700
They were in my steakhouse.

3263
01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:00,120
Out in Donnybrook there.

3264
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:01,020
A couple of years back.

3265
01:59:02,120 --> 01:59:04,100
You should have seen the job on the.

3266
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:05,420
Men's Jacks.

3267
01:59:05,620 --> 01:59:07,060
That we had to fucking clean up.

3268
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:08,800
After Rocksteady.

3269
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:11,380
Went and fucking rocked steady.

3270
01:59:11,600 --> 01:59:12,280
For an hour.

3271
01:59:13,140 --> 01:59:14,900
That was after he devoured.

3272
01:59:15,220 --> 01:59:15,540
Four.

3273
01:59:15,740 --> 01:59:17,300
Dry aged steaks.

3274
01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:18,600
Um.

3275
01:59:20,620 --> 01:59:22,140
And a bottle of Cab Sav.

3276
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:26,160
I said.

3277
01:59:26,220 --> 01:59:26,980
Did you come back?

3278
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:28,080
He said.

3279
01:59:28,160 --> 01:59:29,440
I didn't give him my business card.

3280
01:59:30,480 --> 01:59:30,820
And.

3281
01:59:31,320 --> 01:59:32,220
That's Pierre White.

3282
01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:32,720
Like you know.

3283
01:59:32,760 --> 01:59:33,380
He's just a.

3284
01:59:33,420 --> 01:59:34,340
He's a lovely guy.

3285
01:59:34,420 --> 01:59:35,500
He's a real sweetheart.

3286
01:59:36,260 --> 01:59:36,580
And.

3287
01:59:36,820 --> 01:59:38,120
A great steakman.

3288
01:59:38,500 --> 01:59:39,520
Man of the steak.

3289
01:59:40,060 --> 01:59:41,300
And a lot was at stake.

3290
01:59:42,500 --> 01:59:42,980
Ironically.

3291
01:59:43,100 --> 01:59:44,240
With his life.

3292
01:59:44,740 --> 01:59:45,440
At the time.

3293
01:59:45,500 --> 01:59:46,360
When he was launching that.

3294
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:46,960
I mean.

3295
01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:47,820
I don't.

3296
01:59:47,900 --> 01:59:49,680
I didn't think Donnybrook was ready for it.

3297
01:59:50,300 --> 01:59:50,920
I thought.

3298
01:59:51,100 --> 01:59:51,340
I said.

3299
01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:51,840
Shit.

3300
01:59:52,520 --> 01:59:52,980
Shit.

3301
01:59:53,180 --> 01:59:53,500
No.

3302
01:59:53,500 --> 01:59:53,560
No.

3303
01:59:57,460 --> 01:59:57,900
Jesus.

3304
01:59:57,900 --> 02:00:01,400
I really thought I had that sewn up.

3305
02:00:01,540 --> 02:00:02,320
Just goes to show.

3306
02:00:02,580 --> 02:00:03,320
Connor Williams.

3307
02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:03,780
Back.

3308
02:00:04,140 --> 02:00:04,880
Back again.

3309
02:00:05,680 --> 02:00:06,380
Back again.

3310
02:00:07,380 --> 02:00:08,400
Back to his best.

3311
02:00:09,780 --> 02:00:11,300
Was it ever in any doubt.

3312
02:00:12,020 --> 02:00:12,680
We don't know.

3313
02:00:12,880 --> 02:00:13,800
Gold trove baby.

3314
02:00:14,020 --> 02:00:14,700
Gold trove.

3315
02:00:14,700 --> 02:00:15,300
Go on.

3316
02:00:16,140 --> 02:00:16,700
Yes.

3317
02:00:17,200 --> 02:00:17,840
Yes.

3318
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:18,800
Come on.

3319
02:00:19,500 --> 02:00:19,780
Woo.

3320
02:00:20,140 --> 02:00:20,880
Come on.

3321
02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:21,880
Yeah.

3322
02:00:22,720 --> 02:00:23,820
Connor Williams there.

3323
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:24,600
First place.

3324
02:00:25,060 --> 02:00:25,740
Gold trove.

3325
02:00:25,820 --> 02:00:26,600
Thanks everybody.

3326
02:00:26,740 --> 02:00:27,680
For believing in me.

3327
02:00:28,380 --> 02:00:28,720
Um.

3328
02:00:29,020 --> 02:00:30,540
Couldn't have done it without you guys.

3329
02:00:30,620 --> 02:00:31,400
Or your beliefs.

3330
02:00:31,940 --> 02:00:33,840
Or your belief systems as well.

3331
02:00:34,460 --> 02:00:34,980
Um.

3332
02:00:35,260 --> 02:00:38,140
Your actual ideological perspectives on life.

3333
02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:39,460
Wronglets.

3334
02:00:39,560 --> 02:00:40,800
Thank you very much for that.

3335
02:00:40,920 --> 02:00:42,040
That's very kind man.

3336
02:00:42,380 --> 02:00:43,280
Hope you're doing well.

3337
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:44,440
Um.

3338
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:46,680
Two rights don't make a wronglet.

3339
02:00:46,740 --> 02:00:46,920
Huh.

3340
02:00:47,580 --> 02:00:47,980
Uh.

3341
02:00:47,980 --> 02:00:49,120
Thank you very much.

3342
02:00:50,260 --> 02:00:50,660
Um.

3343
02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:52,280
Let me see here now.

3344
02:00:52,580 --> 02:00:53,960
Black Mesa is a source.

3345
02:00:53,960 --> 02:00:56,580
A source remaster of Half Life 1.

3346
02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:58,540
There are some of the best games ever.

3347
02:00:58,780 --> 02:00:59,720
I'll check it out man.

3348
02:00:59,760 --> 02:01:01,360
I'll tell Francis to check that out.

3349
02:01:02,660 --> 02:01:03,180
Jawbox.

3350
02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:04,120
Thank you very much.

3351
02:01:04,120 --> 02:01:06,340
Thank you very much.

3352
02:01:07,420 --> 02:01:07,820
Um.

3353
02:01:09,420 --> 02:01:10,080
But yeah.

3354
02:01:10,120 --> 02:01:10,280
Yeah.

3355
02:01:10,300 --> 02:01:10,940
It's fantastic.

3356
02:01:11,080 --> 02:01:11,700
It's a great world.

3357
02:01:11,860 --> 02:01:12,520
It's a great world.

3358
02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:13,420
Um.

3359
02:01:13,460 --> 02:01:14,280
We're all living in it.

3360
02:01:14,940 --> 02:01:15,260
Um.

3361
02:01:15,460 --> 02:01:16,800
I do say that from time to time.

3362
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:18,200
And I really do mean that.

3363
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:19,780
I really do.

3364
02:01:20,100 --> 02:01:22,080
Doc Man and Alex living it up.

3365
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,520
Thanks very much bud.

3366
02:01:26,520 --> 02:01:30,680
You've got that San Pellegrino smile.

3367
02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:33,080
When you smile.

3368
02:01:33,220 --> 02:01:35,800
You light up the room for a while.

3369
02:01:36,900 --> 02:01:40,580
Then it goes out around half past ten.

3370
02:01:41,700 --> 02:01:45,360
It's time to grab another San Pelle again.

3371
02:01:46,640 --> 02:01:48,360
The holiday in Milan was shit.

3372
02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:50,140
I'm never going back again.

3373
02:01:50,520 --> 02:01:52,300
The birds were sending it.

3374
02:01:52,300 --> 02:01:53,020
It has to be said.

3375
02:01:53,100 --> 02:01:55,860
A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event.

3376
02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:58,440
120 year dinner event it was.

3377
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,720
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

3378
02:02:04,220 --> 02:02:07,700
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event.

3379
02:02:07,960 --> 02:02:11,580
Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

3380
02:02:12,260 --> 02:02:13,440
Have you ever had that?

3381
02:02:13,800 --> 02:02:14,200
No.

3382
02:02:14,440 --> 02:02:15,500
I doubt it.

3383
02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:17,240
As for the nouveau cuisine.

3384
02:02:17,580 --> 02:02:18,920
Exquisite gandic.

3385
02:02:19,400 --> 02:02:19,900
Also.

3386
02:02:20,460 --> 02:02:24,120
The castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us.

3387
02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:25,500
And made us disassemble.

3388
02:02:25,920 --> 02:02:27,040
Only to reveal.

3389
02:02:27,460 --> 02:02:28,620
A fucking night scene.

3390
02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:31,120
And a plate of beans and a star of toast.

3391
02:02:31,800 --> 02:02:34,280
Star of toast you take away.

3392
02:02:34,540 --> 02:02:36,540
The sins of the world.

3393
02:02:37,020 --> 02:02:39,840
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

3394
02:02:41,000 --> 02:02:41,380
Then.

3395
02:02:41,660 --> 02:02:43,660
A final course of rubbish.

3396
02:02:44,160 --> 02:02:48,260
Before the San Pellegrino's each brought out a prism chest.

3397
02:02:48,700 --> 02:02:50,260
Illuminated box prism.

3398
02:02:50,600 --> 02:02:51,680
What was inside it.

3399
02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:54,060
You guess-a-less-a-lessed it.

3400
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:57,060
The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle.

3401
02:02:57,500 --> 02:03:00,940
An absolute crystal waters gypsy woman job.

3402
02:03:01,660 --> 02:03:05,540
Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves.

3403
02:03:06,200 --> 02:03:08,000
You may think this is extraordinary.

3404
02:03:08,580 --> 02:03:11,500
Whereas we think it's just another night.

3405
02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:13,180
San Pellegrino.

3406
02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:16,360
Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

3407
02:03:16,760 --> 02:03:17,120
Cheers.

3408
02:03:17,440 --> 02:03:17,920
Connor.

3409
02:03:18,340 --> 02:03:18,960
Will you?

3410
02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:23,400
Yates ordered a space cake in the bulldog.

3411
02:03:27,740 --> 02:03:28,420
Squat.

3412
02:03:29,220 --> 02:03:29,780
Yes.

3413
02:03:30,340 --> 02:03:30,900
Yes.

3414
02:03:31,260 --> 02:03:31,900
Come on.

3415
02:03:32,520 --> 02:03:32,840
Woo.

3416
02:03:33,160 --> 02:03:33,900
Come on.

3417
02:03:34,260 --> 02:03:37,220
I want to say thanks very much to everybody who's tuned in tonight.

3418
02:03:37,480 --> 02:03:39,140
For Mercedes Pellegrino.

3419
02:03:39,140 --> 02:03:44,300
And helped will our way towards trophy after trophy after trophy.

3420
02:03:44,680 --> 02:03:46,960
Also a big shout out to our friends.

3421
02:03:47,360 --> 02:03:48,920
That's Salon de Cabras.

3422
02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:53,780
And the Fallon and Boo Boo's.

3423
02:03:53,920 --> 02:03:55,960
And the Night Drone which delivered it.

3424
02:03:56,300 --> 02:03:57,020
Great water.

3425
02:03:57,440 --> 02:03:58,160
Great taste.

3426
02:03:58,300 --> 02:03:58,920
Absolutely tasteless.

3427
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:58,920
Absolutely tasteless.

3428
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,480
Absolutely tasteless.

3429
02:03:59,480 --> 02:04:01,040
The way water should be.

3430
02:04:04,860 --> 02:04:06,620
If you can get your hands on it.

3431
02:04:07,680 --> 02:04:08,760
Get it quick.

3432
02:04:08,760 --> 02:04:09,900
And get it now.

3433
02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:11,880
It's fantastic.

3434
02:04:13,460 --> 02:04:15,780
All that's left to say is thanks very much.

3435
02:04:16,660 --> 02:04:17,560
Good night.

3436
02:04:18,200 --> 02:04:19,220
And God bless.

3437
02:04:19,640 --> 02:04:22,600
Thank you very much, Schlugford, Defcon.

3438
02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:28,460
And your kind-hearted and generous tips.

3439
02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:29,700
It's always a pleasure.

3440
02:04:30,960 --> 02:04:32,840
And any time.

3441
02:04:33,380 --> 02:04:34,440
Any time, guys.

3442
02:04:34,560 --> 02:04:35,040
Any time.

3443
02:04:37,220 --> 02:04:38,460
Mainly Thursday, though.

3444
02:04:39,100 --> 02:04:40,160
Really not any time.

3445
02:04:40,380 --> 02:04:42,200
I've got a lot on the schedule this week.

3446
02:04:42,860 --> 02:04:43,700
I'm going to be going.

3447
02:04:44,140 --> 02:04:45,380
Berlin Osloff, thank you.

3448
02:04:45,620 --> 02:04:46,580
Thank you very much.

3449
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:50,820
Conbomb, would love it if you could give a big holla to my buddy, Luke,

3450
02:04:51,240 --> 02:04:52,960
who's currently out in Barca,

3451
02:04:53,200 --> 02:04:56,480
trying to get the Catalanos to think seriously

3452
02:04:56,480 --> 02:05:02,360
about using excess tapas as a formidable reinvestment apparatus.

3453
02:05:04,500 --> 02:05:08,820
It sounds essentially exquisite.

3454
02:05:09,680 --> 02:05:11,560
I'm going to go out on a limb and say,

3455
02:05:11,760 --> 02:05:13,280
quintessentially exquisite.

3456
02:05:14,540 --> 02:05:16,680
Big shout-out to Luke in Barcelona.

3457
02:05:17,960 --> 02:05:19,260
I hope you're having a good time.

3458
02:05:20,780 --> 02:05:24,000
All that's left to say is thank you very much and good night.

3459
02:05:25,040 --> 02:05:27,440
Yet again, tell Francis Playback Misa.

3460
02:05:28,100 --> 02:05:29,660
I want to say thank you to you.

3461
02:05:29,660 --> 02:05:31,160
And good night.

3462
02:05:32,840 --> 02:05:34,100
Shaky boy too.

3463
02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:35,840
Not sure if it popped up.

3464
02:05:37,180 --> 02:05:39,380
But if it did, maybe it did during the clip.

3465
02:05:39,820 --> 02:05:40,840
I want to say thanks.

3466
02:05:41,980 --> 02:05:43,160
If you're kind hearted tip.

3467
02:05:43,880 --> 02:05:44,660
Very kind.

3468
02:05:45,320 --> 02:05:46,140
All the best.

3469
02:05:47,020 --> 02:05:48,880
Keep yourselves clean, guys.

3470
02:05:49,020 --> 02:05:49,420
Corona.

3471
02:05:49,740 --> 02:05:51,440
Corona is sweeping over us.

3472
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,240
Big time.

3473
02:05:53,200 --> 02:05:54,380
Keep yourselves clean.

3474
02:05:54,980 --> 02:05:55,700
Sanitize.

3475
02:05:56,160 --> 02:05:56,560
Wipe.

3476
02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:57,840
Swipe.

3477
02:05:59,420 --> 02:06:00,540
Face masks.

3478
02:06:00,540 --> 02:06:01,920
Bit excessive.

3479
02:06:02,440 --> 02:06:07,300
But probably, probably, probably the best course of action.

3480
02:06:08,760 --> 02:06:10,260
We're going to see you next week.

3481
02:06:11,080 --> 02:06:12,160
You can believe that.

3482
02:06:14,320 --> 02:06:16,360
Shaky boy.

3483
02:06:16,440 --> 02:06:17,080
Thank you very much.

3484
02:06:18,080 --> 02:06:18,520
Good night.

3485
02:06:18,940 --> 02:06:19,560
And God bless.

3486
02:06:20,380 --> 02:06:20,780
Bye-bye.

3487
02:06:23,040 --> 02:06:25,260
Have you thought about starting a pension yet?

3488
02:06:25,440 --> 02:06:27,640
If not, please, please, please.

3489
02:06:27,980 --> 02:06:29,540
Consider it in your dreams.

3490
02:06:29,780 --> 02:06:31,500
Or even in your waking moments.

3491
02:06:33,900 --> 02:06:35,320
Get on to Zurich soon.

3492
02:06:36,140 --> 02:06:38,220
Jive the Jeev Jar Jeevays.

3493
02:06:38,220 --> 02:06:42,160
On an Ask Jeev's Google Lyca simulation movement.

3494
02:06:42,840 --> 02:06:44,600
Harking its way back for time.

3495
02:06:45,040 --> 02:06:46,720
Into the Alta Vista realm.

3496
02:06:47,480 --> 02:06:50,320
Oceanfree.ie was my ISP.

3497
02:06:50,920 --> 02:06:51,580
Do you remember them?

3498
02:06:52,280 --> 02:06:55,020
If you do, you must be depressed.

3499
02:06:55,260 --> 02:06:56,280
Because I know I am.

3500
02:06:56,560 --> 02:06:57,340
Still here.

3501
02:06:57,440 --> 02:06:57,860
I am.

3502
02:06:58,140 --> 02:06:58,980
Still existing.

3503
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:03,700
Trying to grapple with the reality of the situation.

3504
02:07:05,120 --> 02:07:07,020
Life, it has no meaning.

3505
02:07:07,300 --> 02:07:08,380
Said Mark McCabe.

3506
02:07:08,780 --> 02:07:12,660
But he also followed that up with the get ready now, move to the groove.

3507
02:07:12,780 --> 02:07:13,300
Soundbite.

3508
02:07:13,760 --> 02:07:22,720
Which kind of was counterintuitive to the pithy existentialism he'd just dispatched only moments before.

3509
02:07:23,660 --> 02:07:25,200
Don't think too much about it.

3510
02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:26,500
Don't worry too much about it.

3511
02:07:26,560 --> 02:07:29,220
That's the best I can muster.

3512
02:07:30,600 --> 02:07:35,280
Because if you start to break everything down, then you'll fucking break down.

3513
02:07:35,360 --> 02:07:36,000
Believe me.

3514
02:07:36,540 --> 02:07:37,620
I've been there.

3515
02:07:37,620 --> 02:07:39,120
I am there.

3516
02:07:40,440 --> 02:07:41,760
I'm there.

3517
02:07:41,760 --> 02:07:41,820
I'm there.

3518
02:07:41,820 --> 02:07:49,100
Tits.

3519
02:07:49,100 --> 02:07:53,020
Tits.

3520
02:07:53,020 --> 02:07:55,020
Tits.

3521
02:07:55,020 --> 02:07:57,020
Tits.

3522
02:07:57,020 --> 02:07:59,020
Tits.

3523
02:07:59,020 --> 02:08:29,000
We'll be right back.

3524
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:58,980
We'll be right back.

3525
02:08:58,980 --> 02:09:10,980
We'll be right back.

3526
02:09:10,980 --> 02:09:13,040
you