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Welcome back, everybody, to the football here today.

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Now, this is the football, and this is what's going on.

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It's Ireland versus Azerbaijan, the first game of the group stage here

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out of the Qatari World Cup 2020 future games.

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And it's a great World Cup which has been put together off the back of a lot of labor

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which was sourced through who knows where.

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Who knows where.

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But all we do know is that the football will take center stage.

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Politics is out the window.

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We don't need to know about what went wrong or who's being damaged.

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All we do know is that Azerbaijan are looking to cause a bit of damage to Ireland

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and now they're into the box.

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Number 11 takes a shot, and it's still in play.

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And it's gone out for a corner kick there.

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And great bit of play and work from Azerbaijan.

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Number 11 for them.

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And Keough there managing to get the ball off his leg.

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Hopefully it's the one that's made a full recovery.

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It's the one that it seemingly has done from the bit of...

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The bit of RG Bargy that went on in that car that night for Derby.

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Now, ball comes in.

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Headed away comfortably, but not too comfortably.

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It's fallen to another man from Azerbaijan.

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It's back out again now.

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And they're doing well, Azerbaijan.

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For lads that don't really do much on the world stage.

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Well handled by Randolph.

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Big Rando.

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Hands.

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Safe hands.

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He's a safe man.

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And it's Whelan now in the middle of the pitch.

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Controlling things like a maestro.

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Over to Stephens.

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Stephens.

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What's he got on him?

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Playing it back.

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Ireland now looking to comfortably maintain possession.

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Randolph.

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Out to Duffy.

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Duffy.

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He's got support on his right flank from Coleman.

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Coleman.

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Plays the ball up to Brady.

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What can Brady do here?

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He's played it off to Hendrick.

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Back to Brady.

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Brady.

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Looking to take his man on the edge of the area.

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He's got a bit of support running down the right flank from Coleman.

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Coleman.

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He's got the crossing.

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Little deflection off 19.

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And it's falling to the edge of the box again.

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Azerbaijan now.

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Looking to lay a bit of sauce down on the Irish opposition here.

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They've never faced each other in this World Cup before.

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Obviously it's the first game.

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We don't really know who's going to do well or what's going to happen.

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But we know one thing's for certain.

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Ireland need to win here.

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We need to have a great start.

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If we want to see our campaign get off to a flying start.

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Things need to start flying very soon.

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Because at the moment nothing's happening.

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But I speak too soon.

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Little Drew Ball in.

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And it's...

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Oh!

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McGoldrick!

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There's a lot of danger.

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Lot of danger here.

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Lofted through ball.

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Hedder.

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Glancing.

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Double kiss.

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And it's into the back of the onion sack.

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Ireland have gone 1-0 up against Azerbaijan.

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And it's that man there.

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And it's that man there.

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Hendrik.

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Number 13.

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Unlucky number for some.

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But not for him.

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There's a great goal there actually.

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Great play from Ireland.

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And a fantastic bit of work.

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And a fantastic bit of work.

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As you can see.

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The fella Hendrik.

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He's had that coming for some time now.

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Had that coming for some time.

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And I was watching the Azerbaijan boys.

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They were doing well.

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Who plays for Azerbaijan?

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Like what are the Azerbaijan teams?

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Well you'd have Baku.

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And you'd also have...

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I think the Taliban have a team.

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I'm not sure.

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They'd be more into the guns and the bullets than the shooting.

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Yeah.

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Well I mean there must be...

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There must be handy enough as well on the pitch.

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Not too bad Lake you know.

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Not too bad.

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Big shout out there to everybody who's watching.

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Super Ted Steve in the chat there.

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Asking if this is pre-recorded.

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Look mate.

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If you want pre-recorded live action football.

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Then it doesn't exist.

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This is live baby.

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Live and unwarranted.

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It's the stream no one asked for.

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But you all got it.

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Ireland.

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Robbie Brady.

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Looking to punish Azerbaijan.

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And make them cry.

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And now it's Coleman down the right flank.

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He gets a little sauce ball in.

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It's met by the head.

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Oh!

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A glancing header by McGoldrick.

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Right off the side of Percy Post.

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The 12th man for Azerbaijan.

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Who's really keeping them in play at the moment.

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Has to be said.

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Azerbaijan now.

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Looking like they're on their houses.

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And it's only very early into the match.

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Very very early indeed.

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Whelan.

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Trying to fucking keep control of it.

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Sorry about the language.

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But he's losing.

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Losing a lot of himself as well in the process.

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Robbie Brady now.

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Over to Hendrick.

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The man who scored the golden goal.

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Back to Coleman on that wing.

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He's up and down that wing like a jack in the box.

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He's got support.

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He finds the man in Robbie Brady.

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Brady.

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Looking to.

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Looking to link up with McGoldrick.

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He's got the through ball in.

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Here's McGoldrick.

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Takes a well placed shot.

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And it's straight into the hands of that keeper.

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Balayev.

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And the crowd love that bit of play there.

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As indicated by their applause.

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But look at.

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It's half time.

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We're going into it with a bit of sauce anyways.

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Hendrick managed to get his head onto the ball.

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There he is.

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And those lads are going to be going in.

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And talking shite now for 15 minutes.

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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Oh yeah.

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Sorry Super Ted Steve.

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I.

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Are you playing whilst commentating Francis Higgins?

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Yes.

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It's a double.

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It's a double header at the moment.

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It's a double header at the moment.

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How can I prove.

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How can I prove.

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That I'm.

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That I'm playing the game.

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At the same time.

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We don't know.

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We don't know.

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We don't know.

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What about Madrig though?

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Madrig.

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Welcome back everybody to the FIFA 2020 World Cup in Qatar, or 2022, sorry, which should still be going ahead despite all this COVID nonsense.

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People there asking me in the chat to prove that I am actually playing this live as well as commentating.

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We must go into gameplay. Tell me something to do there in the menu and I'll do it.

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Tell me something to do there and I'll do it in the, put Gary Doherty up front.

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Randolph, centre midfield, okay. We're going with Randolph, centre midfield, courtesy of Dara.

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You all saw it and you all seen his suggestion in the chat. Dara, Dara in the chat there. Coco or something. Dara Coco or something like that. Let's have a look here. Dara, where are you? Yeah, Dara Oco. Randolph, central midfield. Here we go.

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Now, we're going to take Whelan off because he's not having the best. We'll swap him for Randolph and then we're going to swap Whelan for Westwood.

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Now, you can't see that I've been given this instruction here just to show you the proof and there we go.

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What do you think so far, Tommy?

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Great game. Fantastic game. Incredible game.

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So far, a lot of loose balls, a lot of second balls, a lot of third balls as well.

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And a lot of fourth balls we're seeing.

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And I don't know why also it's being played in Ibrox. It's meant to be Qatar.

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I don't know that either, unless Rangers are relocating to Qatar.

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I'm not sure how that's going to go down with the fan base.

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They're very into their Glasgow kind of Brit flag kind of jobs.

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Yep, they'll be big men for the Brit flags. They'll be Brit men.

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But, um, look, this is the future. It's 2022. We don't know how...

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We actually don't know how things are going to pan out the next two years.

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Like, you know.

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Yeah, we really don't know.

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Look, somebody says there as well that the Dara is a plant.

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Sean Meehan, ye of little faith.

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Mee of little faith.

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I don't know how... I really don't know how to prove otherwise.

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But it is half time.

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I'm just going to leave it. I'm going to leave it and keep going.

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All I do know is that I've stuck Randolph in central midfield.

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Scoring own goal.

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Fuck that, man. I'm not going to take...

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We don't want to take this back any further than it's gone.

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We're doing well. It's 1-0 at half time.

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Tell us the time.

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I'm sure the time is 11.46.

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On the 25th of March.

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Okay, I'll just read the next ten names.

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The next ten chat messages that come up.

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All of the names of them.

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James Nolan, Jamco, Mark L, Oscar Higgins, Pepsi Scroll, Major Niggles, Gavin McNamara.

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Saul Malloy, Fergalo Boyle, Jobby Jaws, Steve Murphy, Shane Doherty, TK.

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Welcome to everyone there.

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Nathan Havko, Owen Fitzgerald, Saul Malloy.

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You don't get a lot of Sauls around, do you, Saul?

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You don't get a lot of Sauls around.

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Sean, Matt Meaton, Beardsman MEP.

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Welcome to the crack.

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Luke, it's going too fast now.

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You're being too fast.

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The whole lot of you are being too fast.

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We'll see you later.

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We'll see you later.

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Stream over now. Bye-bye.

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We'll see you later.

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Bye-bye.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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I'm only messing.

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All right, let's go.

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Let's go.

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Let's go.

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Here come the lads.

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Lads.

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Lads.

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Lads.

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Lads.

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Here come the lads.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

290
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Madritch.

291
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Let's go for it.

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11 a.m.

293
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11.48.

294
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11.48 a.m.

295
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Half time.

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Madritch.

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Madritch.

298
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We could have a Connor Williams halftime analysis.

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Let's see.

300
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We could actually have Connor Williams.

301
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We don't know if he's here yet.

302
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Okay, we don't know.

303
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Sorry, guys.

304
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We're just waiting to see.

305
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A lot of people are making phone calls at the moment.

306
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We're trying to pull together here.

307
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This is a big day for everyone.

308
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It's isolation.

309
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A lot of people at home.

310
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They want to see the World Cup.

311
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We're trying to pull strings here to get things together.

312
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It's fucking Ibrox in Qatar-like.

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The Bill Struth main stand.

314
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Let's go for it.

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Let's go for it.

316
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360
Let's go for it.

317
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Let's go for it.

318
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Let's go for it.

319
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Just a quick look at the highlights from half one there.

320
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The first half, as it's known in the biz.

321
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With the highlights, Tommy Schlug with the highlights.

322
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It's a great kickoff, actually, and a fantastic bit of interplay in the middle of the pitch,

323
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,080
in the middle of the center circle.

324
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:45,520
It was Azerbaijan who got the game away, amazingly, with a few silky skills in the middle of the pitch,

325
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but no end product.

326
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That lad Pashiev, he's got a bit of passion on the ball.

327
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,080
You can tell that.

328
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:51,980
And 21.

329
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That's him there.

330
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It was a shy chat at the end.

331
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,120
McGoldrick, he was a constant nuisance.

332
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A thorn in the bush of Azerbaijan.

333
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,020
He's been a thorn in their side all day.

334
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,760
And here he is again.

335
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:14,060
It's Hendrick now with a lovely little glancing header.

336
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,380
And then second bite of the cherry.

337
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,140
And he bit that cherry, and he really enjoyed it.

338
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:21,900
And it was a great goal.

339
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,500
And everybody went mad for it.

340
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:29,940
This is Ireland playing at Ibrox, and everybody is going absolutely Lula for Ireland,

341
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who are playing at Ibrox against Azerbaijan in the Qatari 2020 World Cup.

342
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,660
Who knows why?

343
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,980
But we don't care.

344
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,020
Why?

345
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,800
Because McGoldrick's scoring goals.

346
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,480
He's glancing headers.

347
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,140
He's hitting the post.

348
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,740
He's coming close.

349
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,740
He's got the shimmy.

350
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,160
He's got the step over.

351
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,240
He's got the shot.

352
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,320
Thanks.

353
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,620
Thanks very much.

354
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,020
Thanks very much, Tommy.

355
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,280
No problem.

356
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,060
Thanks very much, Tommy.

357
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,840
We're going to go with this now.

358
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,920
It's the second half.

359
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,020
Just a little bit more Madrich, and then we're out.

360
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:11,680
Madrich.

361
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:12,620
Madrich.

362
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:13,560
Madrich.

363
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,400
That's enough Madrich now, actually.

364
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,920
You've had your fair share of Madrich.

365
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:18,940
Go back.

366
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,540
Go back and sit down now.

367
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,120
You're wired on Madrich.

368
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:23,960
Super Ted.

369
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:24,940
Thank you very much.

370
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:26,560
Super Ted.

371
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,420
Let's go.

372
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:28,420
Let's go.

373
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Azerbaijan.

374
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:46,140
Kick the second half off and get us underway here for what's going to be a scintillating second half, no doubt.

375
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:57,000
In this, the opening game of the opening group stage of the Qatari 2022 World Cup, live from Ibrox, Glasgow.

376
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:07,980
And who would have thought that Ireland would have got such an amazing reception here at this stadium of all places.

377
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:22,300
A terrible ball floated back to Westwood, who's come on for Whelan, Glenn Whelan, who went off from defensive midfield, central midfield, to let on Randolph.

378
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,620
So Randolph went up to the middle.

379
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,460
So we've got Randolph is playing.

380
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,140
And here's Randolph in central midfield now, usually playing with his hands.

381
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,700
But he's got good feet too.

382
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,720
In fact, he hasn't.

383
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:35,440
He falls over.

384
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:40,600
He's still on his arse and he's out of play and not an option for the other central midfielders.

385
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:50,400
Duffy are now looking to just build up from the back here and keep the possession through a series of nice passes.

386
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,940
Stephens gets the ball up to McLean.

387
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,720
He hits the queen.

388
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,660
He's going to play 1-2 and he's running down the wing at the left-hand side.

389
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,500
It's McLean again.

390
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,240
Can he get the ball into the center stage?

391
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:00,780
He can.

392
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:01,720
And it's a header.

393
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,540
And it's just over the bar from McGoldrick.

394
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,680
And it would make you sick.

395
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,960
But it was a great effort nonetheless.

396
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,140
Great determination from McLean there.

397
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,920
And a lovely little ball goes over the bar.

398
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:22,820
Hopefully we can get it into the net at the end of the next play that goes on.

399
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,580
56 minutes on the clock anyway.

400
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,720
Ireland 1-0 up against Azerbaijan.

401
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,000
Azerbaijan.

402
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,900
And as McGoldrick tries something a little bit sensual.

403
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:37,180
And it goes out of play for a goal kick.

404
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,260
89% of the passes completed for Ireland here.

405
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,480
Azerbaijan not looking very confident at all.

406
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:45,840
Yep.

407
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:50,360
They've yet to step up to the stage and make a good stab at it.

408
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,920
But they could make a stab right now.

409
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,680
Hopefully they're not packing knives.

410
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,460
But they've been dispossessed.

411
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,160
Richie Keogh.

412
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,620
He's back in the fold again.

413
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,480
Bit of a bad situation there with Darby.

414
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,660
But look.

415
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,940
Hopefully he can keep his fitness and keep Ireland in this.

416
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,240
Because he's been talismanic.

417
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,940
To use a word that gets used too many times.

418
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,300
And Randolph's making a through ball run here.

419
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,180
What's he got?

420
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,120
Nothing.

421
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,880
Azerbaijan intercept.

422
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:24,300
And are looking to equalize and bring their tally back up to one.

423
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,720
Even though it was never at one.

424
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,180
And Stephens now.

425
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,520
Bit of interplay with McLean.

426
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,080
McLean.

427
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,740
He's got a man up front.

428
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:33,780
And it is.

429
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,180
Hurehan plays the ball.

430
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,700
Squares it to McGoldrick.

431
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,420
And it's a real goal mouth fumble.

432
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,840
And it's gone in for a known goal.

433
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,460
Guseniaf.

434
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,220
Oh, he's got a known goal.

435
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,480
It's a terrible, terrible mistake there.

436
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,040
From Azerbaijan.

437
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,260
And we're going to take that.

438
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,020
We're going to take that.

439
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,320
We'll take that.

440
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,420
And it was a great bit of.

441
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,100
Look.

442
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,820
They had the frighteners put up them.

443
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:02,580
Yep.

444
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,160
The frighteners would put up them.

445
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,800
And the goalkeepers there.

446
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,100
Is standing looking at his hands.

447
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,660
And he's cursing the floor.

448
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,020
And Hurehan.

449
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,900
Great little tap there from a goal drink.

450
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,320
But that was a real stupid little bit of play from.

451
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,340
And look at that.

452
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,540
The goalkeeper goes over and slams his head and goes.

453
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,460
What are you at?

454
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,440
What are you at?

455
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,900
They're making a substitution anyways.

456
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,480
Thank you very much to Captain Cabinets for the tip.

457
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,420
And Uncle Tony.

458
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,280
Thank you very much, Uncle Tony.

459
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,820
And COVID under 19.

460
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,620
Thank you very.

461
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,760
Under 19s.

462
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,160
Thank you very much for that.

463
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,520
Very, very kind of you.

464
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,380
The second half is as this.

465
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,860
As is as it reads on the scoreboard.

466
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:47,920
It's 2-0 to Ireland.

467
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,040
Lovely bit of close control there by Brady.

468
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:50,860
Takes it down.

469
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,620
Maintains his composure.

470
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:56,200
And Ireland are also maintaining their composure.

471
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,920
Great work as a unit as well, Tommy.

472
00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,780
I have to say a great interplay.

473
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,340
A great change.

474
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,600
Looks like they've been training together really hard.

475
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,700
And doing the God's honest work.

476
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,300
And as you say the God's honest.

477
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,120
It's McGoldrick.

478
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:07,660
The God.

479
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,300
The God-like figure up front.

480
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,620
Who's giving it back to.

481
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,360
I don't know.

482
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,300
But look at.

483
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,380
They've been dispossessed anyway.

484
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,840
That's the main news at the moment.

485
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,100
Azerbaijan have the ball in the centre.

486
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,100
Squaring it back out to Razmaninov.

487
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:23,760
On the side.

488
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:24,780
Razmaninov.

489
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,440
He's razzling.

490
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,100
He's dazzling.

491
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,980
He gives the ball up to his 16 guy in front.

492
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:29,980
He fumbles it though.

493
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,100
And it's another double fumble from Ireland.

494
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,300
It's Scrappy Duda.

495
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,400
Not greatly.

496
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,180
It's Scrappy.

497
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,280
It's very Scrappy.

498
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,060
And Ireland need to get themselves together again.

499
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:39,720
Very quickly.

500
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,120
They really do Tom.

501
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,940
They really godly do.

502
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,100
I've been saying a few prayers there myself last night.

503
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,540
And just before the match.

504
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:50,460
Hopefully God can pull a few strings up there in heaven.

505
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,120
And make these guys play like beasts.

506
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:57,800
And that's just not the way we are meant to be playing football lads.

507
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,620
You can't put the fucking ball out the side.

508
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,460
Hatch like that.

509
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,800
Please keep the language smooth please.

510
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,380
There's no need for bad language Francis.

511
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,840
Sorry about that.

512
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,440
It's very heated at the moment.

513
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,940
Because we're commentating on the football.

514
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,440
Trying to get you the information.

515
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,040
But also we're dealing with emotions.

516
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,920
I want to see the team do well like you know.

517
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:19,740
Ireland.

518
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,120
Dispossess Azerbaijan.

519
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,240
It's Coleman now.

520
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,580
He's got lads up in front of them.

521
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,020
Number 13 is calling for the ball.

522
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,340
That's Hendrik.

523
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,060
The goal scorer.

524
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,220
And he's got Randolph.

525
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,860
He's not going to take the ball.

526
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,360
Randolph.

527
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,620
Randolph's going to try a shot.

528
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:34,500
Randolph.

529
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,020
And it's just.

530
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,420
Spammed wide.

531
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,580
By the keeper.

532
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:39,660
Goes out for a.

533
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,420
For a juicy little.

534
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,180
Corner Randolph ball.

535
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,200
And look at that.

536
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,400
They were looking for Randolph.

537
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:46,560
But no one was giving to him.

538
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:47,140
Because they.

539
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,120
They lack confidence in his ability.

540
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,020
And rightly so.

541
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,380
Rightly so.

542
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:52,020
Yeah.

543
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:53,520
Yeah.

544
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:54,600
Sorry.

545
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,900
I'm just doing the voices there.

546
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:56,360
Of the.

547
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:57,380
The players.

548
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,180
Because you.

549
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,320
You cannot hear them.

550
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:00,440
And.

551
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,560
The goalkeeper for Azerbaijan.

552
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,840
Is pumped up anyway.

553
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:05,500
Now.

554
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,240
Brady.

555
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:07,440
Steps up.

556
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:08,800
To stick the balloon.

557
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,540
Into the mixer.

558
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,740
Is anyone going to get on.

559
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:11,400
To the end of it.

560
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,440
McLean tries something.

561
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,640
But he's nowhere near it.

562
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,800
It's Hurrahan now.

563
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,000
He's in a hurry.

564
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,260
To get the ball back.

565
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,260
Into the mixing pot.

566
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,000
And it's.

567
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,040
Fisted away hard.

568
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,940
By the goalkeeper.

569
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:22,900
For Bajan.

570
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:26,820
Ireland.

571
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,580
Making light.

572
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,060
Of the Azerbaijanis here.

573
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:31,680
It's McLean on the wing.

574
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,840
He's got a bit of support.

575
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,300
He gives his support man.

576
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,200
Stevens the ball.

577
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,800
Stevens floats the balloon in.

578
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,320
Can McGoldrick get something onto it?

579
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:38,780
He can.

580
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,060
But he was just hustled.

581
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:41,780
And harried.

582
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,940
Too easily.

583
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,940
By the Azerbaijani defense.

584
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:47,320
To really land anything on that.

585
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,820
And it looks as though.

586
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:49,920
It's going to go.

587
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:50,440
Yeah.

588
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,120
Wide.

589
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,320
For a goal kick there.

590
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,880
Unlucky from McGoldrick.

591
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,300
He's really doing well today.

592
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,580
And it looks as though Ireland might need a substitution.

593
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,820
If they want to get something out of.

594
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,360
Another goal out of this.

595
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,080
The last few minutes.

596
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,880
Because McGoldrick.

597
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,480
Looks as though there's nothing left in the tank.

598
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,460
As Randolph sets up to the plate.

599
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,120
Randolph.

600
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,100
1-2 now with McLean.

601
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,280
Looking for the ball back.

602
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,680
McLean nutmegs his man to find Randolph.

603
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,320
Randolph.

604
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,640
Plays the through ball.

605
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,040
Through ball to McGoldrick.

606
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:19,920
McGoldrick.

607
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,620
Saved at point blank range.

608
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,140
By the Azerbaijani keeper.

609
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,660
An amazing bit of play there for Azerbaijan.

610
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,940
Under such dire circumstances.

611
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:32,240
And what an amazing game Randolph is having.

612
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,680
As a central midfielder.

613
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,300
Really have never seen such versatility.

614
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,800
At such short notice.

615
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,880
As we said there.

616
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,820
People in the beginning of the match.

617
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,940
Saying this wasn't live.

618
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:47,300
But they asked us to put the keeper up in midfield.

619
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:48,260
To prove it.

620
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,900
And what an absolute.

621
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:51,540
Master stroke.

622
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,940
Of an idea that was.

623
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,020
It's final score here.

624
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,740
At Ibrox.

625
00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,740
And James McLean.

626
00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,180
Or Hendrick sorry.

627
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,300
Waves to the Ibrox faithful there.

628
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,380
The Rangers fans have never seen football played this good.

629
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920
In their lives.

630
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,840
And Randolph.

631
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,740
Waving to the Ibrox home faithful there.

632
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,420
They're going to go home tonight.

633
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:15,380
And tell everybody.

634
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,260
About what they've seen here.

635
00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:18,920
Glasgow has never seen.

636
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,560
Such amazing football.

637
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:22,580
In.

638
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,040
In this stadium.

639
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,140
By this team.

640
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,880
Amazing stuff.

641
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:28,380
And.

642
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,300
Great highlights as well.

643
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,520
Look at the highlights here.

644
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,740
Your man for.

645
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:34,380
Passy.

646
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:34,420
Passy.

647
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:34,740
Yeah.

648
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:35,240
For something.

649
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,160
He did well.

650
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:37,660
He really did.

651
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:37,860
Yeah.

652
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:44,320
my goldricks goal here bit of a scrappy doodah one off the keeper's hand um or the shot sorry

653
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:50,640
but i mean even even the even the initial goal was a bit of a a scrappy doodah as we can see here

654
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:57,500
lovely floating lofty chip and a great glancing header appeals for handball not given doesn't

655
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:09,780
matter vr does not exist in this video game at this stage amazing i can't believe it uh tommy i can't

656
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:20,140
believe it what we've just had a tip there from would you believe it tk oh tk is some man for one

657
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:28,920
man he's some man for one man is tk he's some man for one man is tk and jasper mcguigan with with a

658
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:35,940
lovely tip as well but i cannot believe thank you very much jasper and tk thank you so so much

659
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:44,980
very very kind of you tk it's insane it's insane jasper mcguigan as well thank you very much it's

660
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:52,840
completely insane james shannon providing you with the the full-time stats here sponsored by james shannon

661
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:59,040
thank you very much james shannon as you can see the stats don't lie as shakira once sang it's actually

662
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:06,200
the hips don't lie the hips don't like francis yeah but i'm just trying to transpose it for this uh full

663
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:14,760
time card here tom um also the evan bleasdale thank you so much for that it's a this is the final full

664
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:22,960
time stats brought to you by evan bleasdale james shannon jasper mcguigan and tk uh 67 percent of the

665
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:31,020
possession at the end of that game the stats don't lie as a brian they came today they proved they tried

666
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:36,740
to prove something and they proved nothing i'd go as far as to say they proved something that they're not

667
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:44,620
good that wouldn't that would lack class that is a statement that lacks class francis

668
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:50,520
right okay well i mean all i'm trying to say is that they weren't they weren't at it they really

669
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,660
weren't i don't know whether or not it's the glasgow stadium which should be not it should be in qatar

670
00:27:55,660 --> 00:28:03,780
shouldn't be hey it they're taking the pace like making us playing glasgow just get on with it man get to

671
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:09,140
the next match right don't know if that that doesn't sound like a vote of confidence in my ability to be able

672
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:18,020
to carry you know um analysis other matches the scores are in armenia had an absolute stinker against

673
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:25,660
luxembourg a nil nil boar score drawer there uh we also had a 4-1 drubbing of bolivia by morocco

674
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:34,400
actually took them to the to the cleaners um and made them wash their their soiled garments there

675
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:43,740
france doing well against san marino the minnow men san miminow san miminow maybe move on francis

676
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:50,080
it's it's shite cameroon with a one-all draw against the argentinians argentina turner couldn't turn it

677
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:55,560
around in the second half and it's amazing they do have messy but messy isn't making the fucking plays

678
00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:01,840
for argentina that he makes for uh barcer would you would you agree with that tom i would i'd say that

679
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:07,740
he's a great player he's a talismanic figure he's got the the shimmy the dribble he's got the one

680
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:12,080
through the uni flu he's got everything but he just just doesn't cut the mustard when it comes to

681
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:18,240
argentina maybe he just doesn't have the same support that he has with with balsa uh the ukrainian boys

682
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,860
1-0 against pharaoh islands uzbekistan got beat by brazil no surprise there ireland 2-0 against

683
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:29,840
asbizhan we just seen that there great play and great great great uh strategic play courtesy of the

684
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:38,080
chat messages new zealand absolutely arsehole by ecuador in their opening group match um scotland did

685
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:45,800
well 4-0 but they were only playing lithuania like you know i mean do it against feckin do try and do

686
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:55,040
that now against feckin brazil or argentina we'll see how far you get thailand now another country that

687
00:29:55,040 --> 00:30:01,280
they're a surprise package they've they took the jamaicans down to kingston and looks like the

688
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:07,060
jamaican boys they must have been on the old uh the ganj because they didn't do too well against the thai

689
00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:14,360
boys uh slovakia 3-0 up against estonia they did well there senegalese dreamers managed to take

690
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:20,020
honduras home and had them in their pocket the whole match the israelites 3-1 against the lich and

691
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:27,620
steinos the ivory coast got bet by uruguay romania did the job over at cyprus and the japanese samurai

692
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:36,360
lads took costa rica fucking made an absolute hands ball of them next up for ireland in their opening

693
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:43,880
group game where which they sit nestled snugly uh joint top with ecuador is

694
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:51,780
new zealand and that's gonna be absolutely an amazing that's gonna be an absolutely amazing match

695
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:58,460
and we're just gonna have to go to a little bit of modric modric modric and that's your modric for

696
00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:03,440
there we can come back with some modric there we've got plenty of it and we're gonna forward time now

697
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:11,040
and go to our next game against new zealand no strange maneuvers here i don't think for the uh

698
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,160
for the for the goalkeeper i mean randolph randolph the back

699
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:24,100
was solid for the first bit and then he was solid in midfield as well wheelen look at wheelen we can

700
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:33,700
see him there uh is that wheelen number six i think it is we can see him there he looks a bit scared tom

701
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:41,780
why would you think not sure if that's a scared face or if even that's glenn wheelen the the artist's rendering of the face

702
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:51,700
isn't good enough for me to say unequivocally whether or not it is wheelen um but he looks like he's determined to get the job done anyway

703
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:57,260
yeah well look at we'll we'll give it we'll give it a blast and we'll see how we get on

704
00:31:57,260 --> 00:32:00,820
just want to say a big thank you there to west side is the best side

705
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:11,420
a few uh few strategic messages coming in there someone saying put five players up front uh kian i'm not gonna do that

706
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:19,340
that's just not gonna happen um benna ganova josh cullen instead of hurry hand connor is gack look at lads

707
00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:26,700
i can't be uh i'm i'm gonna be masterminding this i'm not gonna be fecking just taking uh

708
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:33,900
you know random strategic messages from the sidelines that's not on that's just not gonna work

709
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:41,020
robert barden put all 11 up top not gonna happen i'm gonna i'm actually gonna

710
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:49,180
win the world cup with ireland and we're not gonna do that by taking silly silly silly strategic messages

711
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,860
from the chat but i want to say thanks for everyone from from the chat for watching i hope you're getting

712
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:59,740
on well this is a great game and look at new zealand they're proud of their nation and their and their

713
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:09,660
their crest and their badge oceanic masters of the deep seas and look at that lad there closing his

714
00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:13,900
eyes and he opened them again when the camera went by i wonder did he know the camera was going by was

715
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:20,540
he doing that thing where do you want you pretend to be asleep um and you can still see a little bit

716
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:26,460
through the through your eyes maybe he was doing that and thinking i'm gonna open my eyes when the camera

717
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:34,940
comes by so it looks like i'm i'm in a movie or something wouldn't know about that no um francis

718
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:50,860
really would know yeah well i i wouldn't know either and there stand for the national anthem

719
00:33:50,860 --> 00:34:20,780
the game is the game is underway the stage is set for another amazing world

720
00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:30,460
world cup match here ireland playing a christmas tree formation glenn wheelen the midfield maestro

721
00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:35,660
controlling the game what can he do today he had a real stinker in the last one but it's gonna get

722
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:43,420
better for him i can believe it i know it there's t-pain on the left wing for new zealand and that's as

723
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:50,140
far as i can as far as i can see or or gather at this stage big thank you just before we get the game

724
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:58,060
underway there we had uh a donation from uncle tony thank you very much for that very very kind of

725
00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:05,740
and the west side is the best side thank you very very very much stop bullying francis tommy thank you

726
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:09,820
very much for that i don't know why they're saying that i wasn't bullying you i wasn't doing anything

727
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:16,140
there was no bullying going on here it's just pure good heart of crack that's that's all it is there's

728
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:22,140
there's never any badness in it there's never any nastiness there's never any malice i jimbo shannon

729
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:28,140
thank you very much i did detect i thought there was a hint of malice off you actually tom to be honest

730
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:35,900
no malice and the game is underway now glenn wheelen back to duffy duffy out to coleman on that right

731
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:41,180
back position he's going to be playing all day crazy games with robbie brady brady now he's got the ball

732
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:46,540
he's maintaining his back to his man coleman on the wing coleman plays a lovely ball through to mcgoldrick

733
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:52,300
he's got no one in the center circle so he gives the ball back to brady brady lofts the balloon in can

734
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:59,500
mcgoldrick get something onto it it's like nearly oh it's just gone wide just wide of the percy post

735
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:06,540
there it wasn't actually mcgoldrick who got the the ball the head on the ball took a little deflection

736
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:14,300
and uh don't know who that was actually it all happened so fast uh can we just say a big thanks to the money

737
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:23,180
is for modric and captain sack and owen murphy thank you very much owen murphy as we uh see new zealand now

738
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:30,540
beginning to get a little bit of gristle between between their teeth and chewing chewing down hard on it

739
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:32,780
robbie brady

740
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:40,860
finds hendrick in the center hendrick plays the ball back to brady brady what's he gonna do here is he

741
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:46,780
gonna do a little bit of hijinks he is he's got a little through ball to hendrick hendrick himself

742
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:52,220
and brady are playing games now toying they're just toying with the new zealand defense coleman chance

743
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:58,780
to get across and maybe does it deflected off the new zealand left back and it's gone out for a

744
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:04,540
corner kick here what can they do ireland looking like they're gonna try something from the training ground

745
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:09,580
here maybe the dash maneuver which we've seen them do quite a lot on the training ground

746
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:16,300
brady lofts the balloon into the center but it's only a didn't really have much height on it it's

747
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:21,020
come back to ready now he's gonna go again with another cross left footer in and it's mcgoldrick

748
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:27,580
tries to get something on it it's just off the crossbar and it's maintained in the in the back line

749
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:33,660
there by the new zealand defense they're passing it about but it's it's very dangerous games they're playing

750
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:40,540
very dangerous very awfully dangerous a bit too dangerous for my liking but i'm liking it because it means that we're

751
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:48,140
probably gonna capitalize on their mistakes now hendrick finds henry it was actually hendrick that is found

752
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:54,860
hendrick finds brady on the side brady he's offside though he was too far forward and var

753
00:37:55,820 --> 00:38:04,860
not even needed this case because the linesman has laser sharp vision and is well able to call that

754
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,480
Offside.

755
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:09,240
So far, so mediocre.

756
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,960
It's a nil-nil situation.

757
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:16,820
These two teams, New Zealand, need to win to really stand a chance of getting out the group.

758
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,820
After they got bet in their first match, I believe.

759
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:26,600
Ireland, if they can secure a win here, well, it looks as though they're really going to go through to the next round.

760
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,740
They only have to face Ukraine after that.

761
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,900
And that should probably be the most, I would say the hardest game.

762
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,600
What would you think, Tommy?

763
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:41,080
Well, they're not as good as they used to be, the Ukrainians.

764
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:42,080
You know, they used to do well.

765
00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:44,000
They had Andrei Shevchenko back in his day.

766
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:45,860
They were a force to be reckoned with.

767
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,080
But at the moment, not really as good as they used to be.

768
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,240
I fancy our chances against them.

769
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,320
Yeah, well, look, I fancy our chances at the moment.

770
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,760
Anyways, Coleman lobs one in.

771
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:56,960
Finds no one, though.

772
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,320
It's too high over the head of McGoldrick.

773
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:06,560
It's gone out to the New Zealand right wing back, who plays it back to the goalkeeper, who laughs it forward.

774
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,400
Find Whelan.

775
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:08,840
Scrap up the play.

776
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,200
And it's a very scrappy-doodle kind of situation.

777
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,480
It's bounced off someone's back.

778
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:16,040
And they're playing very dangerous games here, New Zealand.

779
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,440
They want to get their act together.

780
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,120
The Kiwis.

781
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,220
They're not the same men that you see on the rugby pitch.

782
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,820
And they're hustled and harried into mistakes.

783
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,260
It's gone out for an Ireland corner kick here.

784
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,440
And another training ground maneuver, possibly.

785
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,320
The far post this time as Robbie Brady laughs in the balloon.

786
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,780
Tries to find some lads into the mixing pot.

787
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,260
It's headed away.

788
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,380
It's gone out for a throw.

789
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,600
Just outside the Irish technical area.

790
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,560
As Coleman takes it there quickly to Glen Whelan.

791
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,240
Glen Whelan.

792
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,140
Comfortably to Hendrick.

793
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,680
Hendrick.

794
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,120
He's found Horahan.

795
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:54,960
Connor Horahan.

796
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,260
Can he get McLean on the edge?

797
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,240
Who's asking for the ball?

798
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:58,100
McLean.

799
00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:58,980
Hates the Queen.

800
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,680
Sends one into the mixing pot.

801
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:01,600
And it's McGoldrick.

802
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,400
Fished it away by the keeper, though.

803
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,400
And Horahan.

804
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,280
Back now to feckin' Stevens.

805
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:06,820
Stevens.

806
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:07,820
He's found.

807
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:08,960
No one, though.

808
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:09,860
Tried to find McLean.

809
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,500
It's cut out well by New Zealand.

810
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:14,000
And New Zealand controlling play now.

811
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,560
Like fucking conductors in an orchestra.

812
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,600
They've actually got a little bit of composure to themselves now.

813
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,680
As number five.

814
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,320
Sweeps up the scrappage in the center.

815
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,340
But he's dispossessed by Hendrick.

816
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,760
Hendrick's on his own up front.

817
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,800
That's unknown territory for him.

818
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:31,180
He's managed to keep it together, though.

819
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,020
He's found McGoldrick.

820
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,960
McGoldrick plays a one-two with McLean.

821
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,900
McLean manages to find his man again.

822
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,460
Can he get the ball in here, McGoldrick?

823
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:37,920
He can.

824
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:38,940
And there's no one in the middle.

825
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:39,660
There is, though.

826
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:42,180
It's swept up by the New Zealand defenders.

827
00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:43,900
And it's very scrappy-doo-dah.

828
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:47,160
Ireland looking like the most volatile of the two teams here.

829
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:48,800
Looking like there could be something out of this.

830
00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:49,720
We don't know yet.

831
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,960
As Horahan maintains the possession again.

832
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,360
Finds Robbie Brady.

833
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:53,780
Brady.

834
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:54,760
Can he get McGoldrick?

835
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,160
He can.

836
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,900
Through balls.

837
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,620
Something on here.

838
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,640
And it's saved.

839
00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,240
Shot by McGoldrick.

840
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:07,560
And New Zealand really begging for some kind of respite here from the onslaught that Ireland are dishing out to their counterparts.

841
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,720
But they've managed to keep it.

842
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,000
Yep.

843
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,120
Ireland looking very dangerous here.

844
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:17,840
As I say that, Keogh's just managed to give the ball back to the centre.

845
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:18,440
But look at it.

846
00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:19,760
If they can get something.

847
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,740
If they can create a few more of those chances.

848
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,260
It's looking like Ireland are going to be safe.

849
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,900
They can create the chances.

850
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:26,980
But can they finish them?

851
00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,520
That's the problem.

852
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:29,740
Coleman.

853
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,700
Looking to find McGoldrick now.

854
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,060
Can he hold the ball up?

855
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,000
Gives it to Horahan.

856
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,420
Horahan's got McLean on the wing.

857
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,120
He's asking for it.

858
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:36,980
He's crying out for it.

859
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,740
He's got it.

860
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:38,460
McLean.

861
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,660
He's got McGoldrick in the air.

862
00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:41,640
McLean's going himself.

863
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:42,800
Side netting.

864
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,780
He should have passed it.

865
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:44,860
Should have.

866
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,540
Should have absolutely passed that back.

867
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:48,820
He had a few men in the air.

868
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,540
I think he just panicked.

869
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,920
Do you know he had too many options on.

870
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,520
He panicked.

871
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,180
Feckin smashed it out the side netting.

872
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,940
Strange but true here.

873
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:01,640
Would you believe it?

874
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,620
They would have had a goal there had they have passed it back.

875
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:05,320
I'm sure of it.

876
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,860
But I mean, what can you do?

877
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,480
McLean's his own man at this stage of the game.

878
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,760
New Zealand.

879
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,240
Building from the back now.

880
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,740
They don't really seem to have had much confidence on the ball.

881
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,980
Only when they're actually, you know, in their own area.

882
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,720
It's a strange dichotomy.

883
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,740
When they've had it up the other end of the pitch, they've just lost it all.

884
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:33,680
You would have to lay some of the gratitude down at the hands of the Irish defence.

885
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,640
Especially Keough.

886
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:37,040
Richie Keough's had a hard season.

887
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,700
Hard couple of seasons.

888
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,580
But he's, and there he is.

889
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,320
He's been solid at the back.

890
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,700
And he's keeping the, he's keeping the show together for Ireland.

891
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,720
And James McLean as well looked very menacing on that wing.

892
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,500
Not much in it in terms of position.

893
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,720
You'd think Ireland would have had more than that.

894
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,080
But they've actually only had 58% as opposed to the 42% in New Zealand.

895
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,260
Still a lot for them though.

896
00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:02,160
Only four shots, two on target.

897
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,660
It's been a clean match in terms of fouls.

898
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:14,200
And you'd think now, Tommy, at this stage of the game, Ireland need to really up the ante in terms of their passing.

899
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,540
Because they've only really had 61 passes in that half.

900
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,240
You compare that with the last game.

901
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,740
They'd had, what was it, nearly 75, 80 passes.

902
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,240
So it's like they're not even stringing together the passes they should be stringing.

903
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,360
That's right.

904
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,120
That's right.

905
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,300
A quick look at the highlights.

906
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:37,280
We can, we can really see what, what went wrong here for Ireland.

907
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,480
Lovely bit of African music as well.

908
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,820
Yeah, it's not my choice.

909
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,620
It's the game makers.

910
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,680
But I'm enjoying it.

911
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:47,860
It's a bit, it's got a very Wes vibe, hasn't it?

912
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:49,100
It really does.

913
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,800
McGoldrick was floating balls in all day long.

914
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,140
And, sorry, he was getting heads on balls.

915
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,660
But beaten by the post.

916
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,580
Percy Post.

917
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:04,280
The 12th man for, for New Zealand.

918
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,620
Would you believe?

919
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,340
He's been instrumental in keeping the Irish attacks at bay.

920
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,120
And this was a great, probably Ireland's best chance there.

921
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,820
Maybe he should have took a little bit more on it.

922
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,080
Didn't realize how much time he had on McGoldrick.

923
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:17,840
And Wood.

924
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,820
You gotta hand it to the, uh, the New Zealand keeper, Wood.

925
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,840
He's been an absolute brick wall at the back.

926
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,900
This was the absolute shocker here.

927
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,540
McLean, he had two options.

928
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:30,360
He could have fucking pulled it back.

929
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:33,040
Or he could have given it to McGoldrick in the center.

930
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,100
But, sure, look.

931
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,340
These things happen.

932
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,880
He'll learn, he'll know next time.

933
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:39,560
Otherwise, he'll be dropped like a hot snot.

934
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:40,920
Um.

935
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,940
If he, if he makes that mistake again.

936
00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:44,440
I'd imagine.

937
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:46,020
Yep.

938
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,240
Big time.

939
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:48,460
He's gonna need to be hooked.

940
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,260
Mick Hoeknel.

941
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,440
Uh.

942
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,500
Is what the scenario will have to be there.

943
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,060
And, uh.

944
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,940
It's just, the highlights are just us.

945
00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,840
That's all it was.

946
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:00,560
Bar, bar.

947
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,180
It's bar or post or goalkeeper.

948
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,080
That's all it is.

949
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,860
Big thank you to a team of Jim Shannons.

950
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,260
Thank you very much.

951
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,440
Thank you very much.

952
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,580
And Owen Murphy there.

953
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:14,800
Thank you for your tip.

954
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,200
You asked, is your PSN name Schlug of War?

955
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:19,640
Uh.

956
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,180
You don't have to say it out loud.

957
00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:22,440
Just a yes to confirm.

958
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:24,980
I think I played with you on Warzone.

959
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,100
Well, Owen.

960
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,680
It isn't.

961
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:28,840
Uh.

962
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,780
We've got the man here.

963
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,480
Tommy Schlug.

964
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,560
Can you confirm or deny your PSN gamer tag?

965
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:35,280
Uh.

966
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:37,060
It is not Schlug of War.

967
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,840
Never has been and never will be.

968
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:39,800
It will probably.

969
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:40,380
It.

970
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:40,780
It.

971
00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:41,440
What it is.

972
00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:41,840
Is.

973
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:44,660
Busmaster.

974
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:46,980
Five thousand.

975
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,640
You heard it here first.

976
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:52,800
Busmaster.

977
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,520
Five thousand.

978
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:54,740
Now.

979
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,260
Second half.

980
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:57,380
Underway.

981
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,000
Let's go.

982
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,100
Let's put him under pressure.

983
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,580
New Zealand.

984
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,600
The Kiwi boys.

985
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,560
Getting the Kiwis under control now.

986
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:08,820
They're.

987
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,060
They're.

988
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,500
They're playing with the Kiwi in their own half this time.

989
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:11,740
They're.

990
00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:13,340
They're looking comfortable on the Kiwi.

991
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,500
But they're dispossessed.

992
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,700
They pass the Kiwi out to the.

993
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,520
The left flank.

994
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,620
It's a great fruit.

995
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:20,620
And now.

996
00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:22,260
Ireland in control of the Kiwi.

997
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,740
They give it back to Brady.

998
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:24,180
Brady.

999
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:26,240
Back to Coleman.

1000
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:26,980
Coleman.

1001
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,940
To Duffy.

1002
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,480
Duffy.

1003
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:30,700
Plays a.

1004
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,440
A floater.

1005
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,140
Right out to Stevens.

1006
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:33,900
Stevens.

1007
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:34,060
Stevens.

1008
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:34,500
He's gonna.

1009
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,040
Keep control of it now.

1010
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:36,220
And.

1011
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:36,960
Play it down.

1012
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,100
He's got McLean in front of him.

1013
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:38,920
McLean.

1014
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:41,920
McLean now.

1015
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:42,780
McLean.

1016
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,800
Asking for the one-two with Hurrahan.

1017
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:45,460
Hurrahan.

1018
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:46,360
To McGoldrick.

1019
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:46,940
McGoldrick.

1020
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:47,640
One-two.

1021
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,800
With Hendrick.

1022
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,320
Back to McGoldrick.

1023
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,060
Back to Hendrick.

1024
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,600
And it's Hendrick into the back of the sack.

1025
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:54,740
That's it.

1026
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,120
That's the stuff.

1027
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,560
That's what we wanted.

1028
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,160
And it's Ireland one.

1029
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,160
New Zealand nil.

1030
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,140
What a goal.

1031
00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:05,160
From Hendrick.

1032
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,240
What an amazing piece of play there.

1033
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:10,780
Pure class.

1034
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:12,560
From start to finish.

1035
00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:13,420
And would.

1036
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,700
Would you believe it.

1037
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:17,780
He's looking.

1038
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:19,100
Dejected.

1039
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:20,040
And rejected.

1040
00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:21,760
The boys have done it.

1041
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,500
The boys are back in town.

1042
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,420
The boys are back in town Tommy.

1043
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,500
The boys are back in town.

1044
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:30,860
The boys are back in town.

1045
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:34,060
I said the boys are back in town.

1046
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:35,860
The diddle-a-durders.

1047
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,240
The diddle-a-durders.

1048
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,740
The diddle-a-durders.

1049
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,380
The diddle-a-durders.

1050
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,320
The diddle-a-durders.

1051
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,400
The diddle-a-durders.

1052
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,040
The diddle-a-durders.

1053
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,680
The diddle-a-durders.

1054
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,120
Durd-a-durders.

1055
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:49,980
Fantastic.

1056
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,920
Guitar solo vocalization there Tommy.

1057
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:56,360
The kind of commentary we want here.

1058
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,300
And it's the kind of commentary we need.

1059
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,700
This stage of the game.

1060
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,420
The boys really do need that help.

1061
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,020
It's Ireland 1.

1062
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:04,920
New Zealand nil.

1063
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:05,940
And at this stage.

1064
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:07,280
If it stays like this.

1065
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,180
Well you don't need me to tell you.

1066
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,200
Ireland are going to be looking very very comfortable.

1067
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,320
Safe bets for progression.

1068
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:16,800
As New Zealand.

1069
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,440
Try their best to.

1070
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,280
Get something back here.

1071
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:20,780
But they've.

1072
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,320
Fucked it up royally.

1073
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,580
As Ireland now.

1074
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,500
Playing a through ball.

1075
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,140
To who?

1076
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:25,620
Hendrik.

1077
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:26,140
Hendrik.

1078
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:26,800
He's got.

1079
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:27,640
Horahan.

1080
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,240
Horahan.

1081
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,460
Dispossessed.

1082
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,020
The New Zealand defender.

1083
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:34,300
It could have been something.

1084
00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:34,340
It could have been something.

1085
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:37,220
Could have been something.

1086
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,840
There's a lot of fumbling going on.

1087
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,780
There's a lot of fumbling going on here.

1088
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,420
And it looks like there are a few bots in the chat here.

1089
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:47,740
We need to get rid of them.

1090
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,700
They're ruining the crack with their.

1091
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:52,100
With their.

1092
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:52,960
With their chat.

1093
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,300
I don't know what they mean.

1094
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,180
Or what they're saying.

1095
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,280
Or how they're made.

1096
00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,840
It's just the future.

1097
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,020
It is the future.

1098
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:02,180
In the future.

1099
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,240
Bots will be everywhere.

1100
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:03,900
In fact.

1101
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,160
I could be a robot.

1102
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,320
And you could be a robot.

1103
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,060
I'm not sure Tommy.

1104
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:09,800
If we're robots.

1105
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:10,380
To be honest.

1106
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,280
I mean.

1107
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,020
I can see you.

1108
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:13,420
And.

1109
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,060
You know.

1110
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:15,260
I.

1111
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,820
I feel as though.

1112
00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:17,640
I do.

1113
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,180
I do know my own eyes.

1114
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,140
Believe half of what you see.

1115
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:22,300
And none of what you're told.

1116
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:23,940
Right.

1117
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,860
And it's McGoldrick.

1118
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,480
And he's into the back of the sack again.

1119
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,100
It's a crazy.

1120
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:31,520
Crazy world.

1121
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:33,720
Of McGoldrick.

1122
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,960
And look at that for a celebration.

1123
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:39,140
Right up to the sky.

1124
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:41,500
It's Ireland 2.

1125
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,640
New Zealand 0.

1126
00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:45,740
Absolute.

1127
00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:48,980
Magisterial play here from James McLean.

1128
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,120
He was tantalizingly.

1129
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:51,900
Taunting.

1130
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,700
The New Zealand boys.

1131
00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:56,380
And who's there at the end of the setup.

1132
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,260
You know well who it is.

1133
00:49:58,300 --> 00:49:59,780
I don't need to have to tell you.

1134
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:00,340
Twice.

1135
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,460
That man McGoldrick.

1136
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:04,780
Lovely.

1137
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:04,840
Lovely.

1138
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,680
Lovely shot.

1139
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:07,980
The keeper stood no chance at all.

1140
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,120
And it's Ireland 2.

1141
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,040
New Zealand 0.

1142
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:14,400
This is it now.

1143
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:15,600
If they can keep it up.

1144
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:16,920
If they can keep it up.

1145
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,020
Maintain possession.

1146
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,400
Don't let it slip up.

1147
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,160
They've got it.

1148
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,020
They have it.

1149
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,120
We do have it.

1150
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,140
We do have it.

1151
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:25,800
We do have it.

1152
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,220
We do have it under control.

1153
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:28,620
Jimbo Schleiss Shannon.

1154
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,760
Thank you very much for your kind hearted tip.

1155
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,880
Which is coming through the main frame there.

1156
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,840
And New Zealand trying to add a bit of spice to the meal now.

1157
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,880
They've got a ball in but it's deflected for a corner.

1158
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,180
Dyer on the ball for.

1159
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,100
He's going to take the corner.

1160
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,160
M. Dyer.

1161
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,380
Takes a short one.

1162
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,220
And it's shocking.

1163
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:54,440
It was a dire piece of play.

1164
00:50:55,580 --> 00:51:01,080
And that has led to a bit of capitulation on the New Zealand part.

1165
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:04,620
And Ireland looking to capitalize on the capitulation.

1166
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:05,960
And it's McGoldrick.

1167
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:09,040
He's fighting off his man with pure strength.

1168
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,300
And it's McLean.

1169
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:11,600
Floats the ball in.

1170
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,980
Someone gets their head on it.

1171
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,300
It's saved at point blank range by the keeper's foot.

1172
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,780
And it's just got out for a corner.

1173
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,740
Great bit of play there.

1174
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:27,760
Ireland not letting the comfortable 2-0 cushion.

1175
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:29,820
Shot them.

1176
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:33,540
And would you believe it who walks into his own goal net.

1177
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:38,060
Maybe he needs to go to Speck Savers or something.

1178
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,520
Because he's just after walking into his own net.

1179
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,320
Now.

1180
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,440
Who's this?

1181
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,580
We don't know.

1182
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,160
But it's come back for another cross.

1183
00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:48,620
Goalkeeper fish the way.

1184
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,080
First time shot from McLean outside the back.

1185
00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:52,900
It's actually not McLean.

1186
00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:54,400
It was Glenn Whelan I believe.

1187
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,140
And it's gone wide for a throw.

1188
00:51:58,140 --> 00:51:59,220
I think it took a deflection.

1189
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,560
It went wide for a goal kick.

1190
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,620
Let's have a look at the replay.

1191
00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:02,540
Yep.

1192
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,780
Nowhere near the goal.

1193
00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:05,280
And that's.

1194
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,020
Sorry man.

1195
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:07,880
We might have to.

1196
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,720
We might have to change Whelan actually.

1197
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,580
We're going to change Whelan for Randolph.

1198
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,020
This is coming from top down.

1199
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:15,900
Sorry about this.

1200
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:17,640
Are you sure about that?

1201
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:17,860
No.

1202
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:18,420
Francis.

1203
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,780
It might not be a great idea to put a goalkeeper in.

1204
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,060
In central midfield.

1205
00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:22,940
Look at.

1206
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:23,580
Look at.

1207
00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,380
We did it before.

1208
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:25,440
We did it before.

1209
00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:26,560
And it went well.

1210
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:27,400
In fact.

1211
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,820
I'm thinking Whelan might actually be.

1212
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,100
Be better in goal.

1213
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:33,540
We'll keep Whelan between the sticks.

1214
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:38,760
Now.

1215
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,860
What have they got in the fuel tank?

1216
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:44,200
Can they go for another goal?

1217
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,420
We don't know.

1218
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,800
But all we do know is that New Zealand are very.

1219
00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:50,320
Very.

1220
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:52,000
Less likely.

1221
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:54,540
To give up the ghost.

1222
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,080
Now.

1223
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:55,920
2-0 down.

1224
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:56,960
It's all to play for.

1225
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,060
It looks as though they are going to try and push for more.

1226
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,560
Can they?

1227
00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:00,300
We don't know.

1228
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:01,960
If they've got what it takes.

1229
00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,180
In the final furlong though.

1230
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:04,420
As they keep on.

1231
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,520
Routinely being dispossessed.

1232
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,400
By Ireland.

1233
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:08,340
And McLean.

1234
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,080
Looking to move into the centre now.

1235
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,680
He's got a little bit of confidence.

1236
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:12,620
And.

1237
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:14,300
It's also Hendrik on the ball.

1238
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,180
Who's passed the ball out to the right wing.

1239
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:16,900
Robbie Brady.

1240
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:17,300
Brady.

1241
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,860
Can he play a 1-2 with his man.

1242
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:19,280
Coleman.

1243
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:19,900
He does.

1244
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,040
And it's a successful one.

1245
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:21,600
Brady.

1246
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,240
Gets the balloon into the middle.

1247
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:24,220
Someone's in the middle.

1248
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:25,400
That's a great goal there.

1249
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:27,360
An amazing bit of play.

1250
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,360
Headed ball.

1251
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:29,800
Right on the end.

1252
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,940
And it's that man.

1253
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,800
Connor Hurrahan.

1254
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,380
With an absolute.

1255
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:36,980
Ball buster.

1256
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,680
It's a net buster.

1257
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,320
Ireland.

1258
00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:44,960
Three goals to the cut there.

1259
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,740
An amazing.

1260
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:46,940
Amazing.

1261
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:47,620
Amazing.

1262
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:47,740
Amazing.

1263
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,320
Amazing bit of play.

1264
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,680
And what a goal.

1265
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:52,880
What an amazing bit of header work.

1266
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:55,680
That lad's been working on his header work.

1267
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,260
For two weeks solid.

1268
00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:58,040
Morning.

1269
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:58,960
Day.

1270
00:53:59,180 --> 00:53:59,660
Afternoon.

1271
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,100
And night.

1272
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,060
That guy.

1273
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:01,920
All he does is head.

1274
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,380
He lives for the head.

1275
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:08,080
He's got all his gear made from the sportswear manufacturer head.

1276
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,720
They're not even sponsoring him.

1277
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:13,180
He just loves to work on headers.

1278
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,160
And he loves.

1279
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:15,160
He's a header as well.

1280
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:16,140
I've met him.

1281
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:16,740
I spoke to him.

1282
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:17,080
He's a header.

1283
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:17,620
He's a header.

1284
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:18,120
He's a header.

1285
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:19,560
He is a header.

1286
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,380
He is a header.

1287
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,160
He is a header.

1288
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,840
And that was an amazing bit of textbook play there from Ireland.

1289
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,800
Three goals for the good against New Zealand.

1290
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,200
Have to say something Tom.

1291
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:31,680
They're looking absolutely firecracker tonight.

1292
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:32,520
Today I mean.

1293
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,300
Absolute firecracker.

1294
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440
And here they are again.

1295
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,200
McLean.

1296
00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:38,060
A constant presence on that wing.

1297
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,940
Really making the team suffer.

1298
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:41,520
The opposition team that is.

1299
00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:42,380
Yep.

1300
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,260
Definitely making the opposition team suffer.

1301
00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:46,620
And making his team happy.

1302
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,540
With all the plays he's making.

1303
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:50,640
New Zealand.

1304
00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,820
Scrappy doodar in the center.

1305
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:54,180
Foz to Hurrahan.

1306
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:55,020
That goalscorer.

1307
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,380
And look at McGoldrick.

1308
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,740
He's giving it back to Duffy.

1309
00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:58,120
Duffy.

1310
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,920
He's got feckin' Hendrick on the wing.

1311
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:02,020
Can he be to play now with Brady?

1312
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:02,460
He can.

1313
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:03,280
A lovely.

1314
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,840
Another bit of textbook interplay.

1315
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,000
The two of them.

1316
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:07,720
Dancing and prancing on the wing.

1317
00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:11,020
Like ballerinas from the Russian state ballerina group.

1318
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,620
If that's a thing.

1319
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,000
I'm not your man.

1320
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,100
I'm not a cultured man.

1321
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,860
You said so yourself.

1322
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:22,020
But I believe you've got schmarts in other ways Tommy.

1323
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,360
I've got pub schmarts.

1324
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,180
You know I can tell.

1325
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,940
I can stick a bet on.

1326
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:31,060
And I can spot a ball scorer.

1327
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,360
You can indeed Tommy.

1328
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,540
Duffy on the ball now.

1329
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,800
He's giving it to Brady.

1330
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,220
Brady.

1331
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:37,600
Maybe another one too.

1332
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,620
A cold man he can.

1333
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,020
It's time to get it in man.

1334
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,600
You need to fucking get it into the mixer Brady.

1335
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,120
He does.

1336
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,440
And a first time header.

1337
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,180
And another goal here.

1338
00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:46,040
For Ireland.

1339
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:51,080
Stick that into the back of your onion sack.

1340
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,000
And tell me.

1341
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:56,440
Did the onions make you cry when we score four goals against you?

1342
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:57,800
I think it does.

1343
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,480
Okay Francis.

1344
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:00,720
You need to calm down man.

1345
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,480
You need to calm down.

1346
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:03,140
And that's.

1347
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,060
It's not.

1348
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,240
Nice.

1349
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,260
To say those kind of words.

1350
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,340
And to be rubbing it in.

1351
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,660
But I got to tell you something.

1352
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:13,240
Whatever about us rubbing it in.

1353
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,140
The Irish boys on the pitch are rubbing it in.

1354
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:16,900
What a goal.

1355
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:18,500
What a goal.

1356
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,060
Come on boys.

1357
00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:22,840
Come on boys.

1358
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,040
I tell you.

1359
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:26,300
I tell you Tommy.

1360
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:27,580
I tell you 90.

1361
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:29,780
It's coming back with a vengeance.

1362
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,420
It's hard for us to keep ourselves maintained.

1363
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,320
In this.

1364
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:34,720
Commentary box.

1365
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,980
But we're going to try our best.

1366
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:39,100
We're going to try our best.

1367
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,440
It's 90 minutes on the clock.

1368
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,280
Three minutes of injury time to play.

1369
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:42,660
Ireland.

1370
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,020
4-0 up against New Zealand here.

1371
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,500
The opening group game of the Qatari 2022 World Cup.

1372
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,960
It's absolutely insane here.

1373
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:52,440
It's the start we wanted.

1374
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:53,800
The one we dreamed of.

1375
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,000
But we never thought we'd get.

1376
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,080
Or what about this now?

1377
00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:58,760
It's another bit of dream work.

1378
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:01,680
Goal.

1379
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:02,680
Ireland.

1380
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,400
And it's 5-0 to Ireland.

1381
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,480
Have you got what it takes?

1382
00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:12,660
To come up against the boys in green.

1383
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,960
I don't know if you do.

1384
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,240
Do you know what I mean?

1385
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,480
That guy McGoldrick.

1386
00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:17,820
And look at your man.

1387
00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:19,180
Kick the post in anger.

1388
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,180
Your man would.

1389
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:22,640
He's kicking the post.

1390
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:23,500
He knows.

1391
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,420
He's getting a beat down tonight.

1392
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,100
He's going to go home.

1393
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:28,500
And cry.

1394
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,900
Into his bowl of kiwi fruit.

1395
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:33,380
And that's.

1396
00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:35,140
That's what you get.

1397
00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:36,700
For underestimating.

1398
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,260
Us.

1399
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,220
Boys.

1400
00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:41,740
Never.

1401
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,300
Ever.

1402
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:42,880
Ever.

1403
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:43,360
Ever.

1404
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,360
Underestimate.

1405
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:45,260
The boys in green.

1406
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:48,840
That keeper.

1407
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,080
Is as stiff.

1408
00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:50,940
As.

1409
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,520
A wooden plank.

1410
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,980
That's been left out.

1411
00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:56,600
To dry.

1412
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:57,940
In the arid.

1413
00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,140
Landscape.

1414
00:57:59,240 --> 00:57:59,480
Of the.

1415
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,080
The.

1416
00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:01,580
Atacama Desert.

1417
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:02,600
Out in.

1418
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,080
Chile.

1419
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:03,940
Which is.

1420
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,880
Known as the driest place on earth.

1421
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:08,420
Lovely bit of.

1422
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,320
Trivia there.

1423
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,080
Francis.

1424
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:11,120
Francis.

1425
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1426
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1427
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1428
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1429
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1430
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,160
Francis.

1431
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,280
Francis.

1432
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:11,860
And that's it.

1433
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:12,780
It's full time.

1434
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,340
It's 5-0.

1435
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:15,960
Ireland 5.

1436
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,240
New Zealand 0.

1437
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,300
Can you absolutely believe it.

1438
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,060
We can.

1439
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:22,360
Glen Whelan in net.

1440
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:25,300
Glen Whelan in goals everyone.

1441
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,160
And fucking.

1442
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,940
Sorry about the language there guys.

1443
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:29,420
Keough.

1444
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,280
Can you believe that man.

1445
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:31,960
He's come back.

1446
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:35,480
He's been like a central solid rock in the middle of the pitch.

1447
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:36,880
Wow.

1448
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,460
Ireland have done it by 5 goals.

1449
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:41,660
To 0 here.

1450
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,340
An amazing effort from all the boys.

1451
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:46,440
New Zealand never at the races today.

1452
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,460
Never turned up.

1453
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:49,800
Didn't have a shot on goal.

1454
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:51,600
Only had one corner.

1455
00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:53,720
Amazingly enough though.

1456
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:54,780
100 passes.

1457
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:55,760
Yep.

1458
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,220
You man.

1459
00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:58,540
It's not like they didn't have position you know.

1460
00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:01,500
It was almost a half and half.

1461
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,340
Possession kind of game.

1462
00:59:04,060 --> 00:59:06,100
Thank you very much for sweaty lad.

1463
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,800
In isolation pod.

1464
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:08,640
Thank you very much.

1465
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,280
But look.

1466
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,980
It's all about making the difference at the end of the pitch.

1467
00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:16,260
You're at the 6 yard box.

1468
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,540
The other end of the pitch.

1469
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,680
You need to get the goals in.

1470
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,600
You need to make those.

1471
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,720
Those chances.

1472
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,660
And convert them.

1473
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:22,140
Otherwise.

1474
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,820
You're going to lose.

1475
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:25,960
And unfortunately that's the case for New Zealand now.

1476
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:27,680
They're probably going to go out of this tournament.

1477
00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:29,160
And it's you know.

1478
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,680
Maybe they should stick to the rugby.

1479
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,600
Lovely bit of highlight package work here.

1480
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,540
As we can see.

1481
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:36,080
Some amazing stuff.

1482
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,820
This was a shot from Hurrahan.

1483
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,500
Lovely ball that came in as well.

1484
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:40,760
And great little header.

1485
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:42,020
It was just.

1486
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:42,860
Hurrahan.

1487
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:43,420
Hurrahan.

1488
00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,060
Hurrahan.

1489
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:44,540
Hurrahan.

1490
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:45,160
All day.

1491
00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:46,320
All day long.

1492
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,320
9-4 on Ireland.

1493
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,960
Thank you very much for your tip man.

1494
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:50,280
That's very kind of you.

1495
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,320
Stare chicken you say.

1496
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,220
Thank you very much.

1497
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,180
I want to say a big thanks to Jim Fat.

1498
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,940
Jim Fatboy Bloat Club.

1499
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:00,120
Sean.

1500
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,420
Thank you very much.

1501
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:05,640
And I want to say a thank you to Jimbo Slice.

1502
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,680
A team of Jim Shannon's.

1503
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,720
And Owen Murphy for your kind hearted tips.

1504
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:11,840
I hope that you're enjoying.

1505
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,080
Here's a bit of Modric for you.

1506
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,140
We'll come back in a moment.

1507
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:14,740
Modric.

1508
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:14,900
Modric.

1509
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:15,800
Modric.

1510
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:16,740
Modric.

1511
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:17,660
Modric.

1512
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,100
That's enough Modric.

1513
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:20,620
Enough Modric for you now.

1514
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:21,600
You've had enough of that.

1515
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:31,220
Let me have a look here now and see was McLean he took a shot at with side netting McLean was a great little pitch player today

1516
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:37,780
Wasn't he Tom? He was yeah, and also Jimi Hendrix here who may she got a great little onion sack

1517
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:41,360
up and this was just as we were getting going with the goal flow and

1518
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:46,520
Lovely pile on there at the end McLean getting involved in that. He's a great man for the pylon

1519
01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:53,320
Yeah, I actually heard he has a soft spot for pylons as well those things that hold wires in the air

1520
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:59,280
And there he is McLean a real solid rock the rock of dairy

1521
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:09,440
In the middle of the pitch they're making the stuff happen and making the ball go forward towards the strike force up top the strike force be McGoldrick and

1522
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,280
Is Shane long even gonna get a bit of game time with McGoldrick on fire like this?

1523
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:20,340
Well, we don't know we all we don't know long Aldo he's primed

1524
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:26,240
He's ready to strike like you know, he's been doing a bit of Southampton work. He's ready to

1525
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:29,240
to really ramp up the Hampton and

1526
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,680
come back and give us something but

1527
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:38,400
McGoldrick and and wheeling as well wheeling had a stinker him in field. It was great, but he had a great game in in goal

1528
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,600
Really did like also hurrahan

1529
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:45,960
Not only scoring goals but fucking creating chances as well like you know and

1530
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:52,560
That was a great goal he made there and he actually was mean to he was a playmaker on the wing and

1531
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:58,620
And it's it's definitely some is a card that you want in the deck do you know to draw upon? He's got a lot of versatility

1532
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:05,360
He can hold the ball up well and he's he can he knows where the goal is as well we need the outfield players to score

1533
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:12,100
Not just our strikers we want the midfield players to score as well as the goalie to score as well

1534
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:15,440
Glenn Whelan we need to we were thinking maybe we could bring him out

1535
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:23,820
Maybe we could put him in between the sticks and then bring him out again after that just to see if he's that had a bit of time to think

1536
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,240
whilst on that that goal line

1537
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:30,080
Do you know that might that might give him a bit of extra oomph?

1538
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,480
It might but it might actually damage his confidence and

1539
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:41,360
Completely so yet you just don't know we don't know what we do know is

1540
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,240
What we do know is that Ireland?

1541
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:51,660
Have won their first two games the group stage the World Cup 2022 an amazing bit of work

1542
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:58,500
We didn't really ever think it was gonna be this good, but I mean we're living in dreamland at the moment

1543
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:03,660
So that's full time from myself Francis Higgins and Tommy Schlug here

1544
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,940
At the second round match

1545
01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:13,720
It was full time. We'll say goodbye until the next match. We'll we'll go back to our our box team

1546
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Consistent of Connor Williams

1547
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:26,800
With the final in between match can continuity bits. Thank you very much and good evening and good day five nil what an amazing concept and construct

1548
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:37,460
How's it going guys Connor Williams here just letting you know with the rest of the ongoings here at the FIFA World Cup

1549
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,200
Qatari FIFA World Cup 2022

1550
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,460
Armenia

1551
01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:52,760
Sadly beaten by the Moroccan Dream Pipers there match day two and their group stage the Bolivia Bolivia Newton Johns with the surge looks look some gains burgers

1552
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,460
Nil one to the look some gains burgers their French

1553
01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:00,480
Parlez-vous Francais? Oui.

1554
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:05,860
Mais mon français n'est pas très bien.

1555
01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:16,120
So, I'm going to continue the rest of this with my own language, which is English.

1556
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,560
Although, I don't really count that as my own language.

1557
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:26,420
I mean, Irish would be my own language, but unfortunately, I don't speak it good enough to be able to continue.

1558
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:28,440
Don't have the cupola fuckle.

1559
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:41,040
So, you're going to have to get the cupola fuckle out of here and leave me to maintain my own composure in my own adopted language.

1560
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:45,240
I'd say it's adopted. It was forced upon me, the English language.

1561
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,260
But, I mean, I've got great command of it.

1562
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:54,900
So, France 3, Cameroon 0, Argentina Turner managed to turn around their game against San Marino.

1563
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,380
Absolutely giving them the Wafours, the 1-0s.

1564
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,740
The Ukrainians are back in action again.

1565
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,100
So, Uzbekistanis 4-1 to the Ukraine boys.

1566
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:10,980
The boys from Brazil, they're maintaining their unbeaten run with a 1-0 win against the Faroes.

1567
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,360
Was it ever in any doubt?

1568
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:21,420
Perhaps the biggest scoreline of the day, the one that we all wanted to know about, Ireland 5, New Zealand 0.

1569
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,240
It's the dream start we wanted.

1570
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:25,980
It's the dream start we got.

1571
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:30,460
And it's the dream start we're going to keep just sending it, sending it, sending it.

1572
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,760
Ireland are going to be sending it into the next realm, the next game.

1573
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,800
Ecuador 2, Azerbaijan 0.

1574
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:44,500
The Azerbaijanis really, really, really looking like poor form.

1575
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:48,840
And a very safe bet to lose if you're a gambling man.

1576
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:49,580
I am.

1577
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:53,340
And I don't do it myself.

1578
01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:56,220
I went down a dark hole there a few years ago.

1579
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,880
I managed to get out of it.

1580
01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:58,940
I'm not fucking going back.

1581
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,900
Sorry about the language there.

1582
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,580
Scotland 3, Thailand 1.

1583
01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:05,420
A great win for them.

1584
01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:10,940
The Jamaican boys must have been on the loopy juice again.

1585
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,760
Or the crazy smoke.

1586
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,140
Because the Lithuanian dreamers got the best of them.

1587
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,480
Slovakia beaten by the Senegalese dreamers.

1588
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,980
Sadio Mane doing what he does best for the Liverpoolians.

1589
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,320
But he's doing this time for his home country.

1590
01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:27,840
Honduras 2, Estonia 0.

1591
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:33,520
That's quite an amazing bit of scorelinery there from the Hondurans.

1592
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,840
I was actually speaking to Honduras yesterday.

1593
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:42,020
At the Mercedes 1 in a million lifetime chance hop down in Geneva.

1594
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:50,440
The Hondurans were hiring three brand new AMG Maybacks for foreign dignitaries.

1595
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:52,700
And their own dignitaries as well.

1596
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,660
I said to them, you want to go with the cream leather interior.

1597
01:06:57,340 --> 01:07:00,260
And I got three Honduran dignitaries into the back of the Mayback.

1598
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,720
And started fucking pouring goose all over their heads.

1599
01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:09,100
And poured goose down the back of one of the Honduran dignitaries' necks.

1600
01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:11,440
It ran down his back.

1601
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,000
It was strange.

1602
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,300
It was unwanted.

1603
01:07:14,980 --> 01:07:16,580
And he got a shiver.

1604
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,500
And I told him, that's what you get for getting inside the goose cab.

1605
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,320
They looked at me strangely.

1606
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:24,660
And they called for security.

1607
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:27,980
I ran away with the remaining goose bottle.

1608
01:07:28,660 --> 01:07:31,400
And got on the first flight straight out of there, man.

1609
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,100
Straight back to Dublin.

1610
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:37,460
Where we're doing the commentary live from a booth in RTE.

1611
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,680
But I'm not meant to tell you that.

1612
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:43,160
Because you're actually meant to think that we're at the matches.

1613
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:44,680
But we actually aren't.

1614
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,200
It's Israel 0.

1615
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:52,100
They were absolutely taken to the cleaners by the Ivory Coast.

1616
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,640
A 1-0 drub special by them.

1617
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:57,940
Uruguay 4.

1618
01:07:57,940 --> 01:07:57,940
Uruguay 4.

1619
01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:00,180
Lichtenstein 1.

1620
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,520
Romania 3.

1621
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,580
Japan 1.

1622
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,460
And the Costa Ricans.

1623
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:09,440
Absolutely taken.

1624
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,700
Taken to the cleaners.

1625
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,220
By the Cypriatic.

1626
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,780
Cypress Avenue bad boys.

1627
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:21,040
Van Morrison was there watching Cypress.

1628
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:22,420
As they won.

1629
01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:23,580
And he was singing.

1630
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:27,000
He was singing from the crowds, I believe.

1631
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,440
Van the man.

1632
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,260
Bit of a bad boy.

1633
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,380
But he's a big fan of Cypress.

1634
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:37,080
Costa Ricans taken to the cleaners.

1635
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:40,180
Actually taken to the dry cleaners by the Cypriats.

1636
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:44,600
I heard the Cypriats got all the Costa Rican lads in a bag.

1637
01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:48,140
Brought them down to the fucking dry cleaners.

1638
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,740
And slammed the bag on the desktop.

1639
01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:52,920
On the counter.

1640
01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:54,060
And said.

1641
01:08:54,780 --> 01:08:56,140
Said, listen lads.

1642
01:08:58,140 --> 01:09:00,840
We need to get the shitty sheets washed up.

1643
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,960
And packed away for the next match.

1644
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:03,660
Can you do it?

1645
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:05,080
They said, yeah.

1646
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,720
It's going to cost you.

1647
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,160
They said, listen.

1648
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,160
It'll cost you Rica.

1649
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,060
And they left the bag.

1650
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:13,660
Left the bag on the counter.

1651
01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:15,400
And just got the hell out of there.

1652
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:17,540
Ended up.

1653
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,020
Back to the pub then.

1654
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,300
Sipping on Costa Rican cocktails.

1655
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:21,960
With Ficken.

1656
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,260
With none other than Van Morrison.

1657
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,620
And David Lynch.

1658
01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:29,380
From Twin Peaks.

1659
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,820
And Mulholland Drive.

1660
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,300
Bit of an argument ensued then.

1661
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,180
Bit of an argument ensued then.

1662
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:35,540
Between Van the man.

1663
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:37,260
And David Lynch.

1664
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,980
Over what was the best.

1665
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,040
Street.

1666
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:40,800
Slash.

1667
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:41,200
Thorough.

1668
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:42,120
Thoroughfare.

1669
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,060
Cypress Avenue.

1670
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,860
Or Mulholland Drive.

1671
01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:47,660
They both couldn't agree.

1672
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,420
So they had a fucking weird fight in the bar.

1673
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,460
Which was like something not.

1674
01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:53,360
It wasn't like.

1675
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,200
It wasn't unlike.

1676
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,760
A scene from a David Lynch movie.

1677
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,760
More Modric guys.

1678
01:10:03,260 --> 01:10:04,620
More Modric there please.

1679
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:17,840
Modric

1680
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:48,720
Welcome back to the World Cup Qatari 2022.

1681
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:56,720
This is the final group game here for Ireland who are playing in their away strip of white.

1682
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:03,720
They are up against a team, didn't get the name of the team actually, it's bad form for me.

1683
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,720
They look like they're a South American outfit, let's have a look.

1684
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:11,720
Could be Venezuela is it? Not too sure, it's definitely not Colombia anyway.

1685
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:14,720
Let's have a look. Stand for the National Anthem.

1686
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:18,720
Chain of Ine Hall.

1687
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:22,720
I won't sing, I don't know the rest of the words, just know the first bit.

1688
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,720
Look at it, we'll stand anyway.

1689
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:38,720
I'm on the way! Up Mayo!

1690
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:53,720
It's Ireland Tommy, it's not Mayo.

1691
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,720
Sorry, come on Ireland!

1692
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,720
And now it's the Ecuadorian National Anthem.

1693
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,720
Which I think we have here.

1694
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,720
Hold on a sec, I think we have it.

1695
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,720
They're playing the wrong fucking anthem.

1696
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:13,720
Sorry here, sorry here guys, with the Ecuador National Anthem.

1697
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,720
Give me your hand!

1698
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,720
And come with me!

1699
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,720
Let's go to the trip to the...

1700
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,720
Ecuador!

1701
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,720
Ecuador!

1702
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:50,160
And the great, great, great work there, Ecuador by Sash, the unofficial national anthem of Ecuador.

1703
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,420
They might as well just play that out the speakers.

1704
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:57,540
They might as well because no one knows the Ecuadorian national anthem.

1705
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:04,520
And if they played Ecuador by Sash, then everyone's going to get behind them, even people who aren't from Ecuador.

1706
01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,020
Bit of a, it's a thought, it's something.

1707
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:11,360
Anyway, Ecuador, if you're watching, maybe consider that ahead of your next match.

1708
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:12,880
But, I mean, consider this.

1709
01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:15,080
These boys are a good outfit, Tommy.

1710
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,740
They're not going to take any guff.

1711
01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:25,980
I'd say out of all the matches now that we've seen, these boys, the Ecuadorians, they're a traditional South American side.

1712
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:30,180
They're not an easy team to play against at all.

1713
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:31,540
They know how to pass the ball.

1714
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:32,940
They've got composure.

1715
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:34,580
They've got talent.

1716
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,220
They've got coverage in all areas.

1717
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,400
And look at this now, Ireland.

1718
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,100
An early chance, perhaps.

1719
01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:43,040
Fished it away by the keeper.

1720
01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:46,980
But it falls out to McLean, who's slashed his slide.

1721
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,760
Thank you very much, Ben Dover, for your tip there.

1722
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,620
Stick Niall Quinn up front.

1723
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,220
I'm afraid he's not on the list of players.

1724
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:57,060
But thanks very much for the tip anyway, man.

1725
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:57,840
That's very kind of you.

1726
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:02,960
And McLean puts the ball out of play for an Ecuador throw.

1727
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:10,600
Carrick in the chat there says, it's my first time here.

1728
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560
Glad to finally be part of the lads.

1729
01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:15,120
Welcome to the stream.

1730
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:17,860
Thank you very much for watching.

1731
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,260
And if there's any newbies here, thank you very much for watching.

1732
01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:24,720
And I hope you're enjoying the football here.

1733
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:27,060
It's a great day for the ball.

1734
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:32,400
We went out earlier on asking people if they thought that the day was good for ball.

1735
01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:35,540
And the answers we got back, mainly positive.

1736
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:38,540
There was one man who said it wasn't.

1737
01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:39,720
Oh, yeah, that prick.

1738
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,700
He was actually, he had it in for me from the moment I was asking questions.

1739
01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:45,680
The ball comes in here.

1740
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:46,540
Chance for a goal.

1741
01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:46,800
No.

1742
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,300
Saved by the keeper.

1743
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:53,140
That fellow, Tommy, he actually, you could tell by the look of him.

1744
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:54,260
He was an asshole.

1745
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:58,440
He didn't want, he was jealous that we had a camera and a microphone with us.

1746
01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:00,720
I wouldn't say jealous.

1747
01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:05,460
Like, you know, you were just, he was eating chips and you were annoying him by asking him questions.

1748
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,880
Well, I mean, that's the job.

1749
01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:09,920
We're meant to ask questions.

1750
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:11,600
We're reporters for the match.

1751
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:15,940
The ball has landed outside the danger zone here for Ecuador.

1752
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,840
As Hurrahan comfortably hugs the balloon and sends it to McLean.

1753
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:22,680
McLean, back to Stevens.

1754
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:24,640
It's a poorly played pass.

1755
01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:25,940
But it's back to McLean.

1756
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,380
Again, another poorly played pass.

1757
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:29,300
And come on, for God's sake, Ireland.

1758
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,340
Very, very, a couple of very bad touches there.

1759
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:35,320
I think that's what's going to lose it, Francis.

1760
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:36,620
That's what's going to lose it.

1761
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:39,820
If it's anything at all, poorly played passing like that.

1762
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:45,620
You cannot afford to give the Ecuadorians a ball so loosely, so foolishly.

1763
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,320
Young and foolish.

1764
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:50,800
That's what these lads could be.

1765
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:54,980
But, I mean, there's no, I mean, they've played McLean, Whelan.

1766
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:56,380
They've both been in the game for a while.

1767
01:15:56,460 --> 01:15:58,400
They shouldn't be giving the ball away that easily.

1768
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,440
As McLean is on the right side now.

1769
01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:01,940
Can they play through ball to McGoldrick?

1770
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,420
McGoldrick takes a shot.

1771
01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:05,280
He calls it into the top hand.

1772
01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:07,300
Right hand corner of the onion sack.

1773
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,480
And it's Ireland who open up their account today.

1774
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:17,000
With a textbook, well-placed shot right into the top corner.

1775
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,660
Absolutely lovely stuff.

1776
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:22,700
Lovely goal for Ireland.

1777
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:24,000
Come on, Ireland.

1778
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,320
One nil.

1779
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,300
And it's a winner, winner.

1780
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:28,220
Pints for dinner.

1781
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:32,080
As Brain Victoria Schlug.

1782
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,900
Thank you very much, Brain Victoria Schlug.

1783
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,780
Comes in with a cheeky one euro donation.

1784
01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:42,460
As, just as McGoldrick plays an absolute cheek ball.

1785
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:47,080
Into the top right hand corner of the onion sack.

1786
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,520
It's fantastic.

1787
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:49,760
It's elastic.

1788
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:51,700
Elasticated.

1789
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,100
Oh, he got a lovely bit of curl at it.

1790
01:16:54,520 --> 01:17:00,540
It was a sensual bit of curl which sent the balloon flying into the top right hand corner of the net.

1791
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,720
And I'm and I happy now.

1792
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,840
I shook a bet on before the match.

1793
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,560
I thought you were off the gambling, Francis.

1794
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:07,760
I was.

1795
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,820
I was.

1796
01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:11,780
But I'm back on it now, man.

1797
01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:12,800
With force.

1798
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,580
And it's only gonna get more forceful, I believe.

1799
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:16,600
Why?

1800
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:16,640
I hear you ask.

1801
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:16,640
Why?

1802
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,680
I hear you ask.

1803
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:22,580
Well, because I'm chasing losses, man.

1804
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:24,860
You shouldn't be chasing losses, Francis.

1805
01:17:24,980 --> 01:17:25,400
It's not.

1806
01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:27,900
When the fun stops.

1807
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:28,660
When the fun stops, Francis.

1808
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:29,880
Stop.

1809
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:30,420
Do you know?

1810
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,620
Nine to four and all that kind of crack.

1811
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:33,380
You've done it before.

1812
01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:34,080
It's not good.

1813
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:36,580
I know I did it before.

1814
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,140
But I tell you something, Tommy.

1815
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,200
You never lose the taste for it.

1816
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:46,260
You never lose the taste for a flutter on the GGs.

1817
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:49,420
But this isn't even the GGs, Francis.

1818
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:49,940
It's a football.

1819
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:50,780
Like, it's volatile.

1820
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:51,680
You don't know.

1821
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,920
You never know which way it could go.

1822
01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:58,020
Like, it's not like there's, you know, there could be a stray ball or a known goal.

1823
01:17:58,700 --> 01:17:59,200
There could be.

1824
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:05,600
But I bet that there's gonna be a third corner taken in the second half on the right-hand side of the pitch.

1825
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,060
Sounds like an incredibly stupid bet, Francis.

1826
01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:11,600
Might sound stupid to you.

1827
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,260
But you're not gonna believe the shtake I put on it.

1828
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,620
Please don't tell me you put a big shtake on it.

1829
01:18:18,380 --> 01:18:21,120
Tommy, I put a fucking fillet shtake on it.

1830
01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:22,780
How much you put?

1831
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,140
Five million euros, Tom.

1832
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,740
But you don't even have that money.

1833
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:31,680
I know, Tom.

1834
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,440
I'm into loan sharks.

1835
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,200
In a massive way, Tom.

1836
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:44,720
I reckon we should just dispense with all the gambling, chat man, and go back to the football because it's getting depressing.

1837
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,700
It won't be depressing if we win.

1838
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,140
And hopefully we will win.

1839
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:54,700
And hopefully that third corner in the second half, the right-hand side of the pitch, will come good for me.

1840
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,880
Because if it doesn't, Tom, it's all over.

1841
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:01,760
Please don't let it be over.

1842
01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,200
Ireland on the balloon now.

1843
01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:08,380
Hurrahan.

1844
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:10,340
Bring the ball to McLean.

1845
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:11,880
McLean to Stephens.

1846
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:12,880
Stephens.

1847
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:14,640
Back to McLean.

1848
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:16,960
McLean floats the balloon in heartily.

1849
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:19,300
It's fisted away by the keepsake.

1850
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:20,560
It's fallen to Ireland.

1851
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:21,680
Scrappy doodah.

1852
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:25,480
And the shot is deflected right to the left-hand side.

1853
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,380
And it's gone out for a corner.

1854
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,860
And it's the second corner of the match at the left-hand side of the pitch in the first half.

1855
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:33,840
We don't need this.

1856
01:19:34,580 --> 01:19:34,920
Fuck.

1857
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,440
We can't have another corner.

1858
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,080
We can't have another corner, Tom.

1859
01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:41,180
But sure, we need the corner.

1860
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,880
The more corners, the better for Ireland.

1861
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:43,740
We can win the match.

1862
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:52,080
Yeah, but, Tom, if Ireland gets a third corner before the second half, I don't think I'll see the next game, Tom.

1863
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,780
As the ball comes in, it's nice now.

1864
01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:55,820
It's a nice ball.

1865
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:57,480
It's landed back out through Duffy.

1866
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,180
Duffy on the far back gives it to Brady.

1867
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,000
And it's second.

1868
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:02,040
Thank God for that.

1869
01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:03,660
It's not the second half.

1870
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:04,400
It's offside.

1871
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,540
Are you okay, Francis?

1872
01:20:09,380 --> 01:20:10,060
I am.

1873
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:11,600
I'm keeping composed here.

1874
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:12,640
There's five minutes left.

1875
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,800
You know, hopefully we can get the fucking ball out.

1876
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:18,700
We need Ecuador to get the ball to the other side of the pitch.

1877
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,320
What are you on about?

1878
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,480
We want Ireland to win.

1879
01:20:22,140 --> 01:20:25,280
Yeah, but we need Ecuador to save me.

1880
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:26,980
Save my life, do you know?

1881
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:29,920
Ireland, 17.

1882
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:30,980
Plays it to McGoldrick.

1883
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:32,560
McGoldrick, he's got support on his right.

1884
01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,800
He finds his man, Hendrick.

1885
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:38,380
Hendrick loses the ball very sloppily by the Ecuadorian defenders.

1886
01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:40,120
And it's back out to the center circle.

1887
01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:41,320
Ireland building up again.

1888
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:41,960
The three men.

1889
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:42,880
It looks promising.

1890
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:43,360
McLean.

1891
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:44,780
McLean holds the ball up well.

1892
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:45,460
Back to Hendrick.

1893
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,360
Hendrick over to Feckin.

1894
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:47,800
Brady.

1895
01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:49,300
Brady finds Hoerhan.

1896
01:20:49,380 --> 01:20:50,420
No, it's McGoldrick in the middle.

1897
01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:51,060
It's a spillage.

1898
01:20:51,340 --> 01:20:53,660
And McGoldrick saved by the keeper at point blank.

1899
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:55,060
Ecuador.

1900
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:56,340
Fumble it.

1901
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:57,220
Back to McGoldrick.

1902
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,180
And it's McLean.

1903
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,100
McLean sends it into the middle.

1904
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:00,580
Hoerhan.

1905
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:01,360
And it's a tap in.

1906
01:21:01,420 --> 01:21:04,160
And it's really, really, really, really shoddly taken.

1907
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:10,760
And that is a first half whistleblow here.

1908
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:17,960
And not a comfortable lead at all from Ireland compared to the last two games.

1909
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:18,740
Look, I know.

1910
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:19,060
Look.

1911
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,980
Coming into this tournament, Tommy.

1912
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:26,640
And if you'd have told me three weeks ago that in our third game we'd be leading at half

1913
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,780
time against Ecuador 1-0, I'd say, do you know what?

1914
01:21:30,180 --> 01:21:30,720
Take it.

1915
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:32,060
Take it all day long.

1916
01:21:32,620 --> 01:21:36,960
But a little bit of consternation there in the final third.

1917
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:40,760
And not as composed as we have been in the previous two games.

1918
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,220
Would you agree with that, Tom?

1919
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:43,160
I would.

1920
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:43,640
Yeah, I would.

1921
01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:45,560
I mean, the possession tells a different story.

1922
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:46,860
Like 70%.

1923
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:55,580
But, again, Ecuador seemingly making it too easy to sweep up the crumbs in the final third.

1924
01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:58,460
They haven't had any shots.

1925
01:21:58,540 --> 01:21:59,040
That's great.

1926
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:01,020
Bruno, thank you very much there.

1927
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:01,820
Bruno with a tip.

1928
01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:03,220
Thank you very much, Bruno.

1929
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:04,480
That's really kind of you, man.

1930
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:05,260
Thank you very much.

1931
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,080
Ecuador.

1932
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:13,980
Not really looking menacing in that final third themselves.

1933
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:18,940
They're not able to string a few passes together, which will result in a goal.

1934
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:22,760
Yeah, I mean, we can see here from the highlights.

1935
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,760
There's actually zero, zero highlights for them.

1936
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,320
It's all us.

1937
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,720
Lovely goal here from McGoldrick.

1938
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:31,020
Oh, so well.

1939
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,580
So well taken as well.

1940
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,180
Very nicely placed into the top right-hand corner.

1941
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:36,380
Look at this angle here.

1942
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:36,920
We can see.

1943
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:40,860
McLean really is the main operative there in the midfield.

1944
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,180
He's strong, solid.

1945
01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:44,040
He's doing it all season for Stoke City.

1946
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,380
And it's great that he's getting the boys stoked up on the pitch here for Ireland as well.

1947
01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:54,420
Hendrik, not as good a game as his last one there in the 5-0 drubbing of the Kiwis.

1948
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:57,920
But I tell you something, it's not for one to try him.

1949
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,420
Not for one to try him at all.

1950
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:08,440
He's good, like, you know, and my standout player this match has been McGoldrick.

1951
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:14,260
Because he has been an absolute menace to Villarreal, the goalkeeper.

1952
01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:19,720
And the whole Ecuadorian side, they're kind of dumbfounded.

1953
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,200
They don't know how to handle us.

1954
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:26,520
And it's kind of liquid. It's liquidity. Pure liquidity. Look at that.

1955
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,120
I can watch that all day.

1956
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:33,300
I could watch that all day. And do you know what? We might watch it another couple of minutes.

1957
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:37,480
Look at the textbook texture of it.

1958
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:42,700
An amazing piece of work, an amazing piece of play from that man.

1959
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:44,800
McGoldrick.

1960
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:47,560
We're just going to go to a little break here, guys.

1961
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,360
We'll be back in a moment for the second half.

1962
01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:54,980
Thanks very much for tuning in. The second half coming up.

1963
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:57,760
We'll see you in a moment.

1964
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:27,740
We'll see you in a moment.

1965
01:24:27,740 --> 01:24:57,720
We'll see you in a moment.

1966
01:24:58,020 --> 01:25:05,560
We're currently sitting in dreamland at the moment with Ireland in their third match looking for three straight wins in their group.

1967
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:10,260
This could really be our year in terms of World Cup glory.

1968
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,740
I don't want to get ahead of ourselves too fast.

1969
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:17,160
But I mean, the stats speak for themselves.

1970
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:26,280
Ireland maintaining a heavy possession game against the Ecuadorian dream snatchers who are looking to snatch our dreams away from us.

1971
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:32,660
But we're actually dishing out nightmares to them because they really they really wouldn't want this.

1972
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,820
It's a sure thing, Francis.

1973
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:35,780
Thank you very much.

1974
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:42,180
Big shout out to Bruno as well, who says, could you give a shout out to Grimbo Jones?

1975
01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:46,440
It's her birthday today and no party due to the old situation at the moment.

1976
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:47,000
Cheers.

1977
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:51,140
Well, Grimbo Jones, happy birthday to you.

1978
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:54,680
It's a shame about the COVID, but don't let it ruin your dreams.

1979
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,420
Keep on trucking and really enjoy your birthday.

1980
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,940
Tom and Sheen, would you like to say happy birthday to Grimbo?

1981
01:26:01,060 --> 01:26:02,520
They sent a tip there.

1982
01:26:04,060 --> 01:26:06,460
Grimbo, best of luck with your birthday.

1983
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,140
Many happy returns.

1984
01:26:09,180 --> 01:26:10,480
And stay safe.

1985
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:12,160
Stay isolated.

1986
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:13,760
Wash your hands.

1987
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:21,820
Blow out the candles, but make sure you don't blow people's faces with your breath because you could have the COVID.

1988
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:25,680
So just make people back away from the cake when you're doing that.

1989
01:26:26,340 --> 01:26:27,300
And don't cough or spit.

1990
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:30,420
In fact, don't blow out candles because it's pretty.

1991
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:31,340
It could be dangerous.

1992
01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:33,220
It could be very, very dangerous.

1993
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:36,420
It could be dangerous.

1994
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:42,400
And indeed, it is dangerous to blow on cakes at this testing time for all of us.

1995
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:53,800
I'm hoping that football can unify us and bring us all together in this hard time as Lizzie Rochford.

1996
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:58,800
Thank you very much, Lizzie Rochford, for your kind-hearted tip there.

1997
01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,900
That's very kind of you.

1998
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:02,060
And we're going to get the game started here now.

1999
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:05,140
Big shout out there to everybody who's watching.

2000
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,180
Francis and Tommy, we love you, says Lizzie.

2001
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:09,240
Thank you very much.

2002
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:10,700
Thank you very much, Lizzie.

2003
01:27:10,780 --> 01:27:11,420
It's very kind of you.

2004
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,800
And Mike Johnson, thank you very much.

2005
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:16,300
Very kind of you, Mike.

2006
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:19,880
I hope you're getting on well and you're enjoying the absolute scenes here.

2007
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:23,880
As Ireland are demolishing all manner of opposition.

2008
01:27:24,900 --> 01:27:29,200
Whoever you send our way, you're going to get taken down to jail town.

2009
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:31,920
You're going to get put away for life.

2010
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:32,960
Okay?

2011
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:34,580
Will you calm down?

2012
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:39,880
Thank you very much for your half-time taste.

2013
01:27:41,140 --> 01:27:42,540
That's very, very kind of you.

2014
01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:43,680
I hope you're doing well.

2015
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,640
Now, let's have a look.

2016
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:49,640
There's a lot of...

2017
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,840
Just as we go on here, I'm just having a little look at the chat there.

2018
01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:55,400
Apparently, there's a load of bots.

2019
01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:57,780
We need to put those bots away.

2020
01:27:57,940 --> 01:27:59,480
And I don't know if there are any mods.

2021
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:04,080
So, if there are any mods there who would like to take control of that.

2022
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:06,080
Because I actually can't...

2023
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:09,940
We don't have the manpower to deal with bots.

2024
01:28:10,060 --> 01:28:14,560
Let's have a look.

2025
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:16,880
Spanner me.

2026
01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:17,560
Mod me up.

2027
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:18,360
Okay?

2028
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:19,980
We're going for it.

2029
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,000
We're going for it.

2030
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:28,500
Two lads there have been...

2031
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,000
Two lads have been added.

2032
01:28:32,460 --> 01:28:33,240
And there we go.

2033
01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:35,260
Let's get involved here.

2034
01:28:36,460 --> 01:28:38,140
The thing is now with mods...

2035
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:38,300
What?

2036
01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:39,840
I mean...

2037
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,440
I know they say beggars can't be choosers, Tommy.

2038
01:28:42,540 --> 01:28:43,900
That's the saying, isn't it?

2039
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,380
It is the saying, yep.

2040
01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:45,960
It's a great saying.

2041
01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:48,900
It means that if you're in a position where you can't...

2042
01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:52,620
You shouldn't really be asking for more than what you deserve.

2043
01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:54,180
Yep.

2044
01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,620
That is the meaning of that phrase.

2045
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:56,120
You are right.

2046
01:28:56,180 --> 01:28:56,980
I knew it all along.

2047
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,600
I'm saying I don't want the mods...

2048
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,880
The problem, I don't like giving mods out.

2049
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,860
Purely because...

2050
01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:04,900
Then other people...

2051
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:08,340
It's always happened where people start complaining about the mods to me.

2052
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:09,780
And then it's like...

2053
01:29:09,780 --> 01:29:12,400
A lot of in-circle chatting goes on.

2054
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:13,680
And it's all like...

2055
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,040
Oh, someone's being made of...

2056
01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,540
All this...

2057
01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:18,980
Distracts from what's going on, to be honest.

2058
01:29:19,060 --> 01:29:19,980
But I mean...

2059
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,840
I don't know really...

2060
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,300
What to do here.

2061
01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:25,040
The lads who have spanners...

2062
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:26,320
I've given you spanners...

2063
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,900
Just for the sole purpose of removing sex bots from the chat.

2064
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:32,080
If there are any of those guys...

2065
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:32,480
Kill them.

2066
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,380
And then if there's anything else...

2067
01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:35,960
Just leave it.

2068
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:36,820
Don't bother with it.

2069
01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:38,960
If comments come up and they're held...

2070
01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:42,340
They're usually held because Google has sensed...

2071
01:29:42,340 --> 01:29:43,860
There are either bad slurs...

2072
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:45,660
Or there's racism or anything like that.

2073
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:47,180
Just leave it, man.

2074
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,960
Even if it's innocuous.

2075
01:29:49,020 --> 01:29:52,280
If it's an innocuous thing that's being flagged and is being held...

2076
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:54,960
And it just says something like Francis's class...

2077
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:55,640
Don't even...

2078
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,280
Just leave it.

2079
01:29:56,860 --> 01:29:58,620
I just don't want to see any of that.

2080
01:29:58,680 --> 01:29:59,180
Do you get me?

2081
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:00,380
Thanks very much.

2082
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,240
Beggars can't be choosers.

2083
01:30:02,820 --> 01:30:04,420
But I'm begging and I'm choosing.

2084
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,380
I'm doing two things at the same time.

2085
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,860
It's cognitive dissonance, guys.

2086
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:09,860
Deal with it.

2087
01:30:11,260 --> 01:30:12,640
Let's get back into this.

2088
01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:15,400
A quick blast of Modric before we get back into it.

2089
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:18,840
Modric.

2090
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:19,760
Modric.

2091
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:20,760
Modric.

2092
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:21,700
Modric.

2093
01:30:22,180 --> 01:30:22,820
Modric.

2094
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:23,820
Modric.

2095
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:24,800
Modric.

2096
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:25,840
Modric.

2097
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:26,800
Modric.

2098
01:30:27,180 --> 01:30:27,720
Modric.

2099
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:28,820
Modric.

2100
01:30:29,220 --> 01:30:29,800
Modric.

2101
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:30,680
Modric.

2102
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:30,840
Modric.

2103
01:30:35,060 --> 01:30:36,700
Lovely bit of Modric there.

2104
01:30:36,820 --> 01:30:38,760
Some of the best Modric I've actually ever seen.

2105
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:41,900
Really was, and we've seen a lot of Modric over the years.

2106
01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:45,540
Thank you very much, Jews in Cahoots.

2107
01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:46,680
Very, very kindly.

2108
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:47,860
I hope you're getting on well.

2109
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:54,000
The second half is underway.

2110
01:30:54,220 --> 01:30:54,800
Glenn Whelan.

2111
01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:55,680
I'm sorry there.

2112
01:30:56,020 --> 01:30:57,580
Is the audio okay?

2113
01:30:58,360 --> 01:30:59,140
Am I too loud?

2114
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:01,720
Is the commentary louder than the match sounds?

2115
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:08,540
Can you please let me know if the match sounds are loud enough?

2116
01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:10,040
Leeds, don't say it.

2117
01:31:10,260 --> 01:31:11,160
Don't say it.

2118
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,880
But thank you very much for your tip.

2119
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:14,460
But don't say that.

2120
01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:16,780
Thank you very much for your tip, though.

2121
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:19,760
Could you get the Schlager Bielsa bucket to sit on?

2122
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:22,580
It's a great idea, and it's probably going to happen now that you've said it.

2123
01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:23,240
Thanks very much.

2124
01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:24,740
It's perfect.

2125
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:25,440
Audio is class.

2126
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:26,940
Thanks very much, everyone, for watching.

2127
01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:27,900
Let's have a little luck.

2128
01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:29,860
Let's have a little luck now.

2129
01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:33,040
We're back in it.

2130
01:31:35,340 --> 01:31:38,080
Ireland looking to build up from the back, as per usual.

2131
01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:41,740
They've been very, very comfortable and confident in that area of the game.

2132
01:31:42,820 --> 01:31:48,820
So we're really looking to hopefully see a bit of class in this second half, would you say, Tom?

2133
01:31:49,780 --> 01:31:51,040
Bit of class would be nice now.

2134
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:58,520
But as you can see, you speak too soon as McLean puts it out fast and furiously.

2135
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:00,800
Ecuador.

2136
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:03,240
They don't want to dilly-dally on this.

2137
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,240
And I tell you what I'd love to see.

2138
01:32:05,580 --> 01:32:07,320
A corner ball for Ireland.

2139
01:32:08,460 --> 01:32:10,360
Down the right-hand side of the pitch down here.

2140
01:32:13,260 --> 01:32:14,280
The ball comes in.

2141
01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:16,860
It's a 10 ball right over the heads of the defenders.

2142
01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:18,620
Looking for McGoldrick, but he can't find it.

2143
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,920
It's been scrambled away by Goosey.

2144
01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:23,260
Goosey Gander there for Ecuador.

2145
01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:24,780
Now, Hurrahan.

2146
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:26,380
Back to Whelan.

2147
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:26,860
Whelan.

2148
01:32:27,820 --> 01:32:29,300
Lovely ball out to the left flank.

2149
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:29,820
McLean.

2150
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:31,440
What is he at?

2151
01:32:32,220 --> 01:32:36,060
And that's terrible, terrible, terrible stuff there from James McLean.

2152
01:32:37,020 --> 01:32:38,920
Indeed, he does not like the Queen.

2153
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:42,960
But he's mean and lean.

2154
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,980
And his name is McLean.

2155
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:48,360
Lovely little rhymage.

2156
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:52,440
Lovely rhyming scheme there, Francis.

2157
01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:52,980
What was it?

2158
01:32:53,060 --> 01:32:55,460
An ABB, ABB, ABB?

2159
01:32:56,460 --> 01:33:00,900
No, it was more a double A-B, double A-B, A-A-B structure.

2160
01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:04,920
Fluctuating in the third or fourth stanza.

2161
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:08,920
When we ran out of McLean rhymings.

2162
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:10,540
Words that rhymed with McLean.

2163
01:33:11,300 --> 01:33:13,100
An amazing shot there from Ireland.

2164
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:14,720
Saved.

2165
01:33:15,460 --> 01:33:17,640
Scooped up by Scoopy Man.

2166
01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:19,360
The Ecuadorian goalkeeper.

2167
01:33:20,300 --> 01:33:20,740
Ecuador.

2168
01:33:21,940 --> 01:33:24,120
Trying to float the ball confidently forward.

2169
01:33:24,260 --> 01:33:27,960
But it's absolutely fooling nobody as Ireland sweep up the crumbs.

2170
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:30,340
Pass the ball out to the center stage.

2171
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:31,300
Robbie Brady.

2172
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:32,300
Over to Hendrik.

2173
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:33,400
Back to Brady again.

2174
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,600
He's got McGoldrick up front.

2175
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:35,200
He's calling for it.

2176
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:35,920
He's giving it to him.

2177
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:36,760
Goldrick.

2178
01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:38,340
Squares the ball out to McLean.

2179
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:39,660
He's going to go for the one-two.

2180
01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:40,660
McLean floats one in.

2181
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:41,460
It's intercepted.

2182
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:42,620
Back off Ecuador.

2183
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:45,020
And Ecuador happy to play this long ball game.

2184
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:47,360
Even though it's yielded no results so far whatsoever.

2185
01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:50,700
Yeah, I think they'd be best off trying to string a few paths together.

2186
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:52,100
They're looking very shaky.

2187
01:33:52,220 --> 01:33:52,560
They're shook.

2188
01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:54,040
The one-nil lead.

2189
01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:55,000
That Ireland has.

2190
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:56,620
Is enough to really shake these boys up.

2191
01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:03,140
Again, Ireland not doing the best which they can.

2192
01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:04,080
Or which we've seen.

2193
01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:05,460
When it comes to that final third.

2194
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:06,640
The passing is letting them down.

2195
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:07,820
McLean now.

2196
01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:08,640
What's he got?

2197
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:10,040
What's he got inside his box of tricks?

2198
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:11,440
Passes it forward to McGoldrick.

2199
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:11,940
McGoldrick.

2200
01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:12,880
To Hurrahan in the middle.

2201
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:13,960
Hurrahan takes a shot.

2202
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,660
It's straight into the back of the net.

2203
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:17,300
An amazing goal.

2204
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:20,080
And that's Ireland for you.

2205
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,580
That's the Hurricane Hurrahan.

2206
01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:23,800
Back at it again.

2207
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:29,300
And Duffy and Keogh hugging each other.

2208
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:30,000
Loving it.

2209
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:35,280
The magisterial ball there from McGoldrick to Hurrahan.

2210
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:38,600
Lovely first-time touch from Connor Hurrahan.

2211
01:34:39,460 --> 01:34:41,060
Straight, lovely finish.

2212
01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:44,580
Right into the left-hand side of the onion sack.

2213
01:34:46,060 --> 01:34:47,540
And that goalkeeper is crying.

2214
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,020
Because his onion sack is full of onions.

2215
01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,500
The onions have been ruptured.

2216
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:55,200
The strike force of that shot.

2217
01:34:55,700 --> 01:34:56,240
I'm getting you.

2218
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:57,580
I'm getting the metaphor, Tommy.

2219
01:34:57,680 --> 01:34:58,820
Don't lose the metaphor, Tommy.

2220
01:34:58,900 --> 01:34:59,380
Keep it going.

2221
01:35:00,620 --> 01:35:07,080
The power of that shot rippled the onion sack and busted the onions.

2222
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:11,160
Those onions made the goalkeeper cry.

2223
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:13,460
I knew where you were going with it, Tommy.

2224
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:14,340
And I shook with you.

2225
01:35:14,660 --> 01:35:16,220
It was laborious.

2226
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:17,560
It was tiresome.

2227
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:19,040
But I shook with you.

2228
01:35:19,540 --> 01:35:20,220
Fair fox.

2229
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:22,240
Language, Francis.

2230
01:35:22,780 --> 01:35:24,000
Keep the language clean.

2231
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:26,300
And I can't keep it feckin' clean now.

2232
01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:27,900
As Ireland are in the middle of the box.

2233
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:28,960
McLean!

2234
01:35:30,380 --> 01:35:30,860
McLean!

2235
01:35:30,860 --> 01:35:36,020
Do you like what you see?

2236
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:37,520
It's Ireland 3.

2237
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,400
We're winning 3-0.

2238
01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:40,880
Do you know what I mean?

2239
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:44,900
It's that man, James McLean.

2240
01:35:44,900 --> 01:35:44,920
It's that man, James McLean.

2241
01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:46,040
Jimmy McLean.

2242
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:46,040
It's that man, James McLean.

2243
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:46,740
It's that man, James McLean.

2244
01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:47,860
It's that man, James McLean.

2245
01:35:47,860 --> 01:35:49,340
Again and again and again and again and again.

2246
01:35:49,340 --> 01:35:50,540
It's sensational.

2247
01:35:50,540 --> 01:35:52,400
It's magisterial.

2248
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:54,800
It's James McLean.

2249
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:57,820
Do you know what I mean?

2250
01:35:59,260 --> 01:36:02,380
Lovely, lovely, persistent play down the wing.

2251
01:36:02,820 --> 01:36:06,720
And it managed to find its way back into the danger zone.

2252
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:13,420
And you can't let Jimmy McLean away with a clean ball like that.

2253
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:18,760
And it's Ireland's dream start to this World Cup.

2254
01:36:19,340 --> 01:36:21,860
Continues to get dreamier and dreamier.

2255
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,980
I'm beginning to pinch myself with every goal here.

2256
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,100
Because it seems too good to be true.

2257
01:36:27,980 --> 01:36:30,800
Conceded zero goals in the opening three games.

2258
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:31,700
And scored.

2259
01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:32,560
What is it now?

2260
01:36:32,660 --> 01:36:34,800
Must be on nigh on 12 goals.

2261
01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,360
I've lashed count, Francis.

2262
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:38,760
I've lashed count.

2263
01:36:39,940 --> 01:36:40,880
But I tell you something.

2264
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:43,540
I'm on me all.

2265
01:36:43,540 --> 01:36:46,420
Yep, it's the football, Tommy.

2266
01:36:46,420 --> 01:36:47,520
It's soccer.

2267
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:48,380
It's not football.

2268
01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:50,700
I know, but you know what I mean.

2269
01:36:50,860 --> 01:36:54,540
There's a lot of refreshed anguish.

2270
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:58,960
And just, you know, there's been too many all-islands where we've lashed it.

2271
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,300
I'm just transferring that over to this.

2272
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:04,200
That's all.

2273
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:05,340
That's the best I can do.

2274
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:07,100
Thanks very much, Tommy.

2275
01:37:07,220 --> 01:37:09,860
Look, no one's faulting your effort.

2276
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,360
But we need to look professional, okay?

2277
01:37:14,180 --> 01:37:16,600
People are looking towards us for a bit of professionalism.

2278
01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:20,840
We need to maintain composure and control.

2279
01:37:21,380 --> 01:37:24,240
The same way Ireland are doing now on the left-hand side of the flank.

2280
01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:25,560
As Stephens and McLean.

2281
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:27,920
That dream team dynamic duo on the left.

2282
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,640
Tying with the Ecuadorian wing flankers.

2283
01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:32,920
And look at that now.

2284
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:35,020
Ball through to your man on the front.

2285
01:37:35,260 --> 01:37:36,740
And it's gone out for a throw-in.

2286
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:37,940
It'll be taken quickly.

2287
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:39,060
Back to McLean.

2288
01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:39,700
The machine.

2289
01:37:39,820 --> 01:37:41,000
The machine gun McLean.

2290
01:37:41,140 --> 01:37:43,520
Gives the ball into the middle area there to Hendrick.

2291
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,040
Hendrick squares it over to who?

2292
01:37:47,180 --> 01:37:47,540
Brady.

2293
01:37:48,140 --> 01:37:48,460
Brady.

2294
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:49,400
Back to the center.

2295
01:37:49,740 --> 01:37:50,220
To Whelan.

2296
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:51,240
Whelan out to Coleman.

2297
01:37:51,380 --> 01:37:52,720
He'll give it back to Brady, no doubt.

2298
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:54,040
He'll try and find someone in the area.

2299
01:37:54,180 --> 01:37:55,580
He has great control.

2300
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,640
And it's Hendrick to McGoldrick.

2301
01:37:58,820 --> 01:37:59,260
McGoldrick.

2302
01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:00,660
And it's 4-0 to Ireland.

2303
01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:03,300
You knew it.

2304
01:38:03,780 --> 01:38:05,360
You knew it when you're seeing it happening.

2305
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:06,780
You love to see it.

2306
01:38:07,940 --> 01:38:09,220
Greek composure again.

2307
01:38:10,300 --> 01:38:12,740
A lovely, lovely team build-up goal.

2308
01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:18,580
And it's absolutely sky high at the moment for Ireland.

2309
01:38:19,580 --> 01:38:20,440
They came.

2310
01:38:20,780 --> 01:38:21,280
They saw.

2311
01:38:21,620 --> 01:38:22,140
They conquered.

2312
01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:23,640
The Ecuadorians.

2313
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:24,700
They're in despair.

2314
01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:26,320
They're down on their arses.

2315
01:38:28,580 --> 01:38:29,600
Absolutely lovely.

2316
01:38:30,060 --> 01:38:33,140
Wonderful close control in the box there from Hendrick.

2317
01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:35,160
Composure to square it back.

2318
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:37,860
It's not easy to do, but he made it look easy.

2319
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:38,940
Lovely control.

2320
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:39,460
The 1-2.

2321
01:38:39,540 --> 01:38:39,920
The shimmy.

2322
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:40,820
Finds his man.

2323
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,280
Bish bash bosh.

2324
01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:45,060
Puts the ball into the back of the onion sack.

2325
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:46,700
The goalkeeper's crying again.

2326
01:38:48,380 --> 01:38:49,560
Someone's been peeling onions.

2327
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:51,860
And it's 4-0 to Ireland.

2328
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:52,960
Would you believe it?

2329
01:38:54,860 --> 01:38:56,060
The score stays like this.

2330
01:38:56,940 --> 01:38:58,700
Then it's going to be 4-0 to Ireland.

2331
01:39:01,180 --> 01:39:02,620
Look at...

2332
01:39:02,620 --> 01:39:04,420
We don't know where this is going.

2333
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:06,160
We've still got a long way to travel.

2334
01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:08,320
It's only the group stage at the moment.

2335
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:10,800
But by God, I tell you something.

2336
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:13,380
I've never seen such tenacity.

2337
01:39:13,820 --> 01:39:14,380
Such grit.

2338
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:15,500
Such determination.

2339
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:17,140
And here we go again.

2340
01:39:18,720 --> 01:39:19,160
Horahan.

2341
01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:20,020
To Hendricks.

2342
01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:20,660
Hendricks.

2343
01:39:21,140 --> 01:39:23,220
Swams the ball against...

2344
01:39:23,220 --> 01:39:25,180
The goalkeeper's hands.

2345
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:26,740
Palmed out for a corner kick.

2346
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:27,460
Tommy.

2347
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:30,460
It's my job, Tommy, to give the play-by-play.

2348
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:31,980
It's your job to give the...

2349
01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:32,660
The...

2350
01:39:32,660 --> 01:39:34,780
Break-tone analysis.

2351
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:36,060
And the kind of...

2352
01:39:36,060 --> 01:39:37,840
The common man touch from the bar.

2353
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:38,480
If that's okay.

2354
01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:41,100
Okay.

2355
01:39:41,260 --> 01:39:43,160
I'll keep it judged to the ball is out of play.

2356
01:39:43,300 --> 01:39:43,600
If that...

2357
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,280
Should I do that?

2358
01:39:44,700 --> 01:39:44,900
Yeah.

2359
01:39:44,940 --> 01:39:45,440
If you don't mind.

2360
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:46,480
Because you're taking...

2361
01:39:46,480 --> 01:39:48,600
My job is to do the play-by-play bits.

2362
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:50,500
Your job is to do the...

2363
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:51,900
You know, the...

2364
01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:53,500
The bar stool sort of...

2365
01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:55,240
Any lad can do it kind of vibe.

2366
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,460
Oh my god.

2367
01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:02,660
You...

2368
01:40:02,660 --> 01:40:03,880
You feck that one up, Francis.

2369
01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:04,180
You...

2370
01:40:04,180 --> 01:40:05,780
You didn't give any play-by-play there.

2371
01:40:05,980 --> 01:40:06,320
I know.

2372
01:40:06,380 --> 01:40:08,600
I was stalling because I was giving a bollockin' to you.

2373
01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:09,820
If you were...

2374
01:40:09,820 --> 01:40:11,280
If you were doing your...

2375
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:13,280
Job correctly...

2376
01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:15,540
I wouldn't be giving out a bollockin' to you on air.

2377
01:40:16,380 --> 01:40:16,900
Do you know what I mean?

2378
01:40:16,940 --> 01:40:17,820
We're 4-0 up, Tommy.

2379
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,620
Don't ruin it.

2380
01:40:19,300 --> 01:40:19,620
Okay.

2381
01:40:20,140 --> 01:40:21,320
And it's Hendrik on the ball.

2382
01:40:21,380 --> 01:40:22,820
You're doing it again, Tom.

2383
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:24,880
You're doing it again.

2384
01:40:27,740 --> 01:40:31,360
And we're back on the wing.

2385
01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:32,240
And it's Robbie Brady.

2386
01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:34,260
He's got the silky touch, but he loses it.

2387
01:40:34,600 --> 01:40:36,080
He needs to get back on the Silk Road.

2388
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,220
And buy some more silk.

2389
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,680
The actual Silk Road that goes from China to the main...

2390
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:41,200
Not the...

2391
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:42,540
The Dark Web website.

2392
01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:43,320
And look at this.

2393
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:44,440
Ireland 4.

2394
01:40:45,180 --> 01:40:46,040
Ecuador 0.

2395
01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:47,380
Or Ecuador 0.

2396
01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:48,120
Ireland 4.

2397
01:40:48,220 --> 01:40:48,860
Whatever...

2398
01:40:48,860 --> 01:40:50,780
Whatever you need to know.

2399
01:40:52,340 --> 01:40:53,280
Know about it.

2400
01:40:53,340 --> 01:40:54,760
You'll know about it soon enough.

2401
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:55,900
Or you know about it now.

2402
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,880
I am talking to you guys out there.

2403
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:58,820
All you other teams.

2404
01:40:59,280 --> 01:40:59,700
Brazil.

2405
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:00,880
Argentina.

2406
01:41:01,020 --> 01:41:01,280
Turner.

2407
01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:01,900
Bolivia.

2408
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:02,320
Newton.

2409
01:41:02,460 --> 01:41:02,800
John.

2410
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:04,160
All you guys.

2411
01:41:05,060 --> 01:41:06,660
Ireland are coming for you.

2412
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:09,340
And it's the man with the golden boots.

2413
01:41:09,820 --> 01:41:10,460
McGoldrick.

2414
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:12,640
He's got the swerve.

2415
01:41:12,740 --> 01:41:13,200
The shimmy.

2416
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:13,920
The curve.

2417
01:41:14,140 --> 01:41:14,620
The curl.

2418
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:16,560
Cristiano Curl...

2419
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:16,560
Curl...

2420
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:17,580
Curlnaldo.

2421
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:20,240
Right into the top right-hand corner.

2422
01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:21,780
It's a beautiful little shot.

2423
01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:26,240
Absolutely flabbergasted by the level of competence.

2424
01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:27,760
On display.

2425
01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:28,940
By the squad.

2426
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:31,700
And incompetency as well.

2427
01:41:31,780 --> 01:41:34,000
On behalf of the Ecuadorian Dream Pipers.

2428
01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:35,620
They lash this.

2429
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:37,480
And they're going to be absolutely livid.

2430
01:41:37,580 --> 01:41:40,000
With the way that they handled themselves in this match.

2431
01:41:41,340 --> 01:41:42,500
They really will be.

2432
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,680
And it was all Ireland.

2433
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:45,640
All day.

2434
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:46,380
All night.

2435
01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:47,680
These colours don't run.

2436
01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:49,460
You can see the Irish faithful from there.

2437
01:41:50,220 --> 01:41:51,840
Lads from Dublin or something.

2438
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:53,000
K84.

2439
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:58,200
Thank you very much for your kind-hearted and generous tip there.

2440
01:41:58,880 --> 01:41:59,320
K84.

2441
01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:01,360
Just after coming up on the screen.

2442
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,060
And also, Ciaran.

2443
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:04,720
Thank you very much, Ciaran.

2444
01:42:05,020 --> 01:42:06,220
That's very kind of you.

2445
01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:07,600
Ciaran.

2446
01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:08,960
You're a good man.

2447
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:10,300
You're a solid man.

2448
01:42:11,360 --> 01:42:12,120
And I hope...

2449
01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:13,640
I hope that you're doing well.

2450
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,160
And keep out the COVID.

2451
01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:16,820
Keep the hands clean, Ciaran.

2452
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:19,000
Keep the hands clean.

2453
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:21,460
Well, you heard it here first.

2454
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:22,420
Keep the hands clean.

2455
01:42:22,980 --> 01:42:25,140
Tommy Schlug with the amazing...

2456
01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:26,420
Amazing advice.

2457
01:42:26,780 --> 01:42:28,700
Advice the government does not even give it to you.

2458
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:30,680
In fairness, like.

2459
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,540
And K84 as well.

2460
01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:34,360
Thank you very much.

2461
01:42:34,460 --> 01:42:34,940
Popped up.

2462
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,060
Popped up.

2463
01:42:36,220 --> 01:42:37,360
We'll pop it up again.

2464
01:42:37,420 --> 01:42:39,240
Just so I can say thank you personally.

2465
01:42:39,440 --> 01:42:40,800
Thank you very much, K84.

2466
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,440
And Tommy, would you like to say something for K?

2467
01:42:44,140 --> 01:42:45,400
Thank you very much, K84.

2468
01:42:47,220 --> 01:42:48,420
I'm the Republic, you see.

2469
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:49,820
Thank you very much.

2470
01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:52,580
Full time here, guys.

2471
01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:54,820
The dream continues for Ireland.

2472
01:42:55,020 --> 01:42:56,840
It's Ecuador 0, Ireland 4.

2473
01:42:56,940 --> 01:42:57,640
Can you believe it?

2474
01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:58,800
Would you have ever believed that?

2475
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:01,120
In your wildest dreams or imaginations

2476
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:02,680
before this tournament got underway.

2477
01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:06,100
Possession, 70%.

2478
01:43:06,100 --> 01:43:07,980
They didn't turn up again.

2479
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:09,700
Ecuador 0 shots on goal.

2480
01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:13,880
Randolph is having a real nice holiday, it seems.

2481
01:43:13,980 --> 01:43:15,600
He could have gone away for a couple of weeks

2482
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,200
in the space of time.

2483
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:19,740
that he's had zero shots to control.

2484
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:22,140
He could have gone on a little holiday.

2485
01:43:23,260 --> 01:43:25,140
He could have gone on a little holiday, yep.

2486
01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,580
He could have booked a package tour holiday

2487
01:43:27,580 --> 01:43:33,940
with either booking.com or other budget travel

2488
01:43:33,940 --> 01:43:34,680
or any of those.

2489
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:37,240
Would Randolph have booked with budget travel?

2490
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:40,580
I'd imagine on his salary, he probably would be going for a bigger...

2491
01:43:40,580 --> 01:43:41,740
He'd have bigger fish to fry.

2492
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:43,620
Yep.

2493
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:45,460
He probably would, you know.

2494
01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:46,200
He probably would.

2495
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:48,360
He could be maybe an Emirates.

2496
01:43:49,220 --> 01:43:56,840
I heard the word on the street is that the Kateri boys have slipped FIFA a load of money.

2497
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,480
And those boys are getting the best holidays.

2498
01:44:00,480 --> 01:44:04,260
And the Irish squad are getting great holidays out of it as well.

2499
01:44:04,260 --> 01:44:05,800
And how are they...

2500
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:09,200
What are the Kateris getting for the holidays?

2501
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:13,020
Well, I heard Johnny up the bar saying to me the last day...

2502
01:44:13,020 --> 01:44:17,220
That these Kateri boys, all they know about is money.

2503
01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:19,640
They've zero class.

2504
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:23,300
And they're repressing their own people.

2505
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:26,500
The fellas at the top are getting rich off of oil.

2506
01:44:26,900 --> 01:44:27,780
And all that kind of stuff.

2507
01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:28,300
It's shady.

2508
01:44:29,020 --> 01:44:32,660
Then they're forcing lads from countries to do cheap labour.

2509
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:35,020
And they're building stadiums.

2510
01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:38,300
And, you know, some of the lads are dying and that kind of stuff.

2511
01:44:38,620 --> 01:44:39,600
Are you serious, Tom?

2512
01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:41,120
Yep, that's a crack.

2513
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:44,340
And that, apparently, Johnny up the bar heard it.

2514
01:44:44,340 --> 01:44:47,820
That the Kateri boys have a rake of package holidays.

2515
01:44:48,500 --> 01:44:52,100
That they're dishing out to anybody who says nice things about them.

2516
01:44:53,860 --> 01:44:55,240
Is that so, Tommy?

2517
01:44:56,580 --> 01:44:57,520
That is so.

2518
01:44:57,940 --> 01:44:58,660
That is so.

2519
01:44:59,580 --> 01:45:04,460
Well, that really does change things a little bit.

2520
01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:07,580
Because, do you know what I was just thinking there, Tom?

2521
01:45:08,840 --> 01:45:09,280
What?

2522
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:13,400
I think I really like Kater.

2523
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:18,620
You were just saying a minute ago that they're...

2524
01:45:18,620 --> 01:45:19,720
They're...

2525
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:20,380
They're bad.

2526
01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:22,380
No, you were saying that, Tom.

2527
01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:24,260
That was your opinion.

2528
01:45:25,700 --> 01:45:27,300
Yeah, but you were agreeing with it.

2529
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:29,060
You were nodding and saying it was bad.

2530
01:45:30,020 --> 01:45:30,320
Yeah.

2531
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:31,760
Bad...

2532
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:32,840
Bad in what sense?

2533
01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:35,500
You know, like, bad.

2534
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:36,400
You had a moral issue.

2535
01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:38,280
You were saying there was a moral issue about it.

2536
01:45:38,380 --> 01:45:40,200
About the way they were going about the business.

2537
01:45:41,380 --> 01:45:42,300
Yeah, the only issues...

2538
01:45:42,300 --> 01:45:42,300
Yeah.

2539
01:45:42,300 --> 01:45:42,880
The only issues...

2540
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:44,300
The only moral issues I have now...

2541
01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:47,740
Are zero moral issues.

2542
01:45:48,060 --> 01:45:49,660
And I want to say this on record.

2543
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:50,120
Qatar.

2544
01:45:50,300 --> 01:45:51,260
And the people of Qatar.

2545
01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:52,540
If you're watching and listening.

2546
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:55,900
Fair play to you, Qatar.

2547
01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:57,040
You're...

2548
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:57,780
You're mighty.

2549
01:45:57,980 --> 01:45:59,300
And you're doing the Lord's work.

2550
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:03,360
I've got a couple of weeks off after the tournament.

2551
01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:04,920
I'd love to be going somewhere.

2552
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:07,600
It's a bit obvious.

2553
01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:08,480
A bit on the nose.

2554
01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:11,300
Francis, it's a bit too...

2555
01:46:11,300 --> 01:46:11,900
On the nose.

2556
01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:14,400
Don't know what you're talking about, Tommy.

2557
01:46:14,860 --> 01:46:15,800
Final score here.

2558
01:46:16,160 --> 01:46:16,960
Ecuador zero.

2559
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:18,160
Ireland four.

2560
01:46:18,620 --> 01:46:20,020
Qatar is a great nation.

2561
01:46:20,020 --> 01:46:21,020
And it's people...

2562
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:22,300
Unbelievable.

2563
01:46:22,540 --> 01:46:23,360
The people of God.

2564
01:46:24,060 --> 01:46:24,580
See you later.

2565
01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:25,560
Good night.

2566
01:46:25,900 --> 01:46:26,600
And God bless.

2567
01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:30,480
Modric.

2568
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:31,400
Modric.

2569
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:32,400
Modric.

2570
01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:33,360
Modric.

2571
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:34,320
Modric.

2572
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:35,440
Modric.

2573
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:36,400
Modric.

2574
01:46:36,820 --> 01:46:37,420
Modric.

2575
01:46:37,820 --> 01:46:38,400
Modric.

2576
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:39,360
Modric.

2577
01:46:39,940 --> 01:46:40,460
Modric.

2578
01:46:40,860 --> 01:46:41,340
Modric.

2579
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:42,320
Modric.

2580
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:43,960
Modric.

2581
01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:44,880
Well, well, well.

2582
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:48,180
Final match day three of the group stage here.

2583
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:50,580
Conor Williams back at the score hutch.

2584
01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:53,300
Here, Bolivia, Newton, John.

2585
01:46:53,380 --> 01:46:55,880
They got hammered by the Armenian Dreamers.

2586
01:46:56,880 --> 01:47:01,340
It was Armenian footballicide of the Bolivians.

2587
01:47:01,940 --> 01:47:04,980
And they're going back home with the tails between their legs.

2588
01:47:05,260 --> 01:47:08,140
Luxembourg failed there against the Moroccan Dreamers.

2589
01:47:08,340 --> 01:47:09,080
France two.

2590
01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:10,700
Argentina zero.

2591
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:14,180
San Marino had an absolute stink baller.

2592
01:47:14,180 --> 01:47:16,100
Against the Cameroonians.

2593
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:17,780
Brazil two.

2594
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,520
Ukraine zero.

2595
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:24,680
The Faroe Islands, of course, had a stalemate draw against the Uzbekistanis.

2596
01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:26,680
Actually had Ecuador.

2597
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:28,900
Got beaten 4-0 by Ireland there.

2598
01:47:28,980 --> 01:47:29,940
The boys in green.

2599
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:31,180
James McLean.

2600
01:47:31,580 --> 01:47:33,360
Doing the McLean machine.

2601
01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:34,460
Whatever he does best.

2602
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:35,660
You know what he does best.

2603
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:36,260
He did it.

2604
01:47:37,380 --> 01:47:42,380
Conversely, the other two teams in that group saw another 4-0 drubbing.

2605
01:47:42,380 --> 01:47:48,820
This time, Azerbaijan laying siege to the Kiwi beasties of New Zealand.

2606
01:47:49,340 --> 01:47:52,060
It was an absolute send-off for them.

2607
01:47:53,060 --> 01:47:53,940
Lone Sharks.

2608
01:47:53,940 --> 01:47:56,740
Thank you very much, Lone Sharks, for your tip.

2609
01:47:57,180 --> 01:47:58,540
That's very kind of you, bud.

2610
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:04,480
Hopefully, you're going to be scoping out the new Mercedes soon enough.

2611
01:48:04,580 --> 01:48:06,000
If you don't know, get on board.

2612
01:48:06,380 --> 01:48:13,320
They had to cancel the Mercedes C-Class show event there two weeks ago because of COVID-19.

2613
01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:18,720
I managed to get myself backseat in the Maybach.

2614
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:25,880
I was already telling you about the mess-up I had with the dignitaries from that other country.

2615
01:48:25,980 --> 01:48:26,440
What was it?

2616
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:27,440
Honduras?

2617
01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:27,820
Yeah.

2618
01:48:28,780 --> 01:48:29,800
I was in that Maybach.

2619
01:48:29,900 --> 01:48:30,500
It's insane.

2620
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,640
You need to get a look at it and get your eyes on that.

2621
01:48:32,720 --> 01:48:34,980
It's absolutely fantastic.

2622
01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:41,500
In the other games, Jamaica got absolutely arse-holed by Scotland.

2623
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:45,640
Apparently, there was a swimming pool in the middle of the pitch.

2624
01:48:46,460 --> 01:48:52,660
And the Scots had to build four towers of Jamaican Gans Chang at the end of it.

2625
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:54,180
Swim one length.

2626
01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:55,860
Get out the Gans Chang.

2627
01:48:56,240 --> 01:48:56,820
Send it.

2628
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:57,820
Slam it down.

2629
01:48:58,200 --> 01:48:58,820
Swim back.

2630
01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:00,020
Score another goal.

2631
01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:03,520
There was Scott Chance going.

2632
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:07,360
Lads bleeding blue and white for Scotland because that's their color.

2633
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:10,800
It was absolute scenes.

2634
01:49:12,540 --> 01:49:13,440
Lithuania won.

2635
01:49:13,540 --> 01:49:14,440
Thailand won.

2636
01:49:15,060 --> 01:49:16,640
We're actually out in Thailand as well.

2637
01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:19,700
We're getting Scotland for Jamaica nil.

2638
01:49:20,260 --> 01:49:22,080
Tattooed in Thai.

2639
01:49:23,360 --> 01:49:23,920
Honduras.

2640
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,920
They had the grey goose back in them.

2641
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:26,980
What can I say?

2642
01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:28,260
I think I really put the goose.

2643
01:49:28,260 --> 01:49:29,440
The goose was good for the gander.

2644
01:49:29,940 --> 01:49:31,740
And it was 2-0 for those boys.

2645
01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:34,380
The end of that game that they played.

2646
01:49:35,020 --> 01:49:35,300
Estonia.

2647
01:49:35,780 --> 01:49:37,960
Not too good against the Senegalese Dreamers.

2648
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:41,200
What did you expect when you got the evergreen?

2649
01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:42,780
Sadio Mane.

2650
01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:46,700
Absolutely pummeling the opposition with his prowess.

2651
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:47,380
His skill.

2652
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:47,920
His grit.

2653
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:48,620
His tenacity.

2654
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:49,420
Determination.

2655
01:49:50,140 --> 01:49:52,600
Ballonaristic skills up front.

2656
01:49:52,660 --> 01:49:53,500
And on the wing as well.

2657
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:54,280
He's very versatile.

2658
01:49:54,940 --> 01:49:56,440
And he put the Estonians to bed.

2659
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:58,280
Smacked them on the arse.

2660
01:49:58,400 --> 01:49:59,120
And said go home.

2661
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:00,160
Self-isolate.

2662
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:01,160
You stink.

2663
01:50:01,500 --> 01:50:02,560
And I think you've got COVID.

2664
01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:04,300
Uruguay 4.

2665
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:05,640
Israel nil.

2666
01:50:05,900 --> 01:50:08,600
An amazing piece of work from the Uruguayans.

2667
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,120
An absolute drubbing.

2668
01:50:11,440 --> 01:50:13,620
The Israelites took it in good stead.

2669
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:17,160
But I mean they're actually probably going to be racking their brains.

2670
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:18,260
Is what to do with them now.

2671
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:18,920
We don't know.

2672
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:20,840
Frankenstein.

2673
01:50:21,740 --> 01:50:24,060
Absolutely hammered by the Ivory Coast.

2674
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:27,220
Who have a great flag by the way.

2675
01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:28,680
I'm really in love with their flag.

2676
01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:29,580
It's fantastic.

2677
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:30,660
It reminds me of something.

2678
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:32,280
I can't quite put my finger on it.

2679
01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:33,160
But fair play to you.

2680
01:50:33,380 --> 01:50:34,220
Ivory Coasters.

2681
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:37,140
You're doing the God's work.

2682
01:50:37,700 --> 01:50:38,880
The Lord's work should I say.

2683
01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:40,620
With that flag.

2684
01:50:40,860 --> 01:50:42,900
A great flag.

2685
01:50:44,660 --> 01:50:45,100
Romania.

2686
01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:48,480
Managed to slip three past the Costa Ricans.

2687
01:50:49,860 --> 01:50:51,520
And that's cost them.

2688
01:50:52,440 --> 01:50:53,180
Their place.

2689
01:50:53,940 --> 01:50:54,740
In the final.

2690
01:50:55,880 --> 01:50:57,660
Knockout phases of this group.

2691
01:50:58,780 --> 01:51:00,220
Thank you very much there.

2692
01:51:00,460 --> 01:51:01,500
No country.

2693
01:51:02,280 --> 01:51:04,400
For these old nuts.

2694
01:51:06,080 --> 01:51:10,120
A reference there to the W.B. Yeats poem.

2695
01:51:10,740 --> 01:51:12,220
Sailing to Byzantium.

2696
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:13,380
Which features the line.

2697
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:14,700
No country for old men.

2698
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:18,300
Which then I think got made into a book.

2699
01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:19,000
Or something.

2700
01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:19,700
Or a movie.

2701
01:51:21,480 --> 01:51:22,520
Cormac McCarthy.

2702
01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:23,580
Or something or other.

2703
01:51:23,660 --> 01:51:24,320
I'm not sure.

2704
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:25,280
Look it.

2705
01:51:25,780 --> 01:51:29,540
I haven't had time to delve into the literary world.

2706
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:30,260
As of late.

2707
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,460
But I will be doing a few think pieces.

2708
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:34,480
In the Irish Times during the week.

2709
01:51:34,900 --> 01:51:36,400
About the state of the nation.

2710
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:38,120
And you know.

2711
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:40,540
Just how we really do need to pull together.

2712
01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:43,420
In these tried and tested times.

2713
01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:44,180
By.

2714
01:51:45,300 --> 01:51:46,480
Self isolating.

2715
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:48,680
Maybe even just self isolating.

2716
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:53,020
In your 600,000 euro Maybach Mercedes AMG.

2717
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:54,860
Just around.

2718
01:51:54,860 --> 01:51:55,860
I'm going to go around.

2719
01:51:55,860 --> 01:51:56,980
I'm going to go around.

2720
01:51:56,980 --> 01:51:58,140
Maybe go around.

2721
01:51:58,200 --> 01:51:59,020
Kalini Hill.

2722
01:51:59,020 --> 01:52:01,240
Drive it up there.

2723
01:52:01,580 --> 01:52:02,860
See how far I can get up there.

2724
01:52:02,860 --> 01:52:03,200
Actually.

2725
01:52:03,380 --> 01:52:04,660
Before I get turned away.

2726
01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:06,300
In the Maybach.

2727
01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:11,460
I might actually have a spin down to a month's down later on.

2728
01:52:12,260 --> 01:52:13,760
Got a couple of mates down there.

2729
01:52:14,220 --> 01:52:15,420
They're self isolating.

2730
01:52:15,940 --> 01:52:17,040
They don't have it.

2731
01:52:17,340 --> 01:52:18,680
I know it's illegal.

2732
01:52:18,800 --> 01:52:19,920
We've been told not to do it.

2733
01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:21,980
But I'm going to see them on a one on one basis.

2734
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:26,980
You're not allowed to hang out with any more groups of three.

2735
01:52:28,100 --> 01:52:28,380
But.

2736
01:52:30,220 --> 01:52:30,800
Like it.

2737
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:33,700
Let's just do what we can do.

2738
01:52:33,780 --> 01:52:34,140
You know.

2739
01:52:35,840 --> 01:52:37,460
The good thing about the Maybach.

2740
01:52:38,900 --> 01:52:40,780
The good thing about the Maybach is.

2741
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:43,540
There's so much space in it.

2742
01:52:44,340 --> 01:52:46,980
You can sufficiently self isolating the yoke.

2743
01:52:48,020 --> 01:52:48,340
You know.

2744
01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:49,820
There's actually two meters.

2745
01:52:50,080 --> 01:52:51,940
I like to get people in the back of the Maybach.

2746
01:52:51,940 --> 01:52:56,700
And I just drive up front.

2747
01:52:57,320 --> 01:52:58,120
I've got a.

2748
01:52:58,120 --> 01:52:58,620
I've got a.

2749
01:52:58,940 --> 01:53:00,000
A transparent.

2750
01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:01,980
Screen.

2751
01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:03,020
Up front.

2752
01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:04,680
And what I usually do is.

2753
01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:06,740
Take a little spin up to Kalini.

2754
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:10,180
Drive outside Bono's gaff.

2755
01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:11,280
Pip the horn.

2756
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:12,180
Go Bono.

2757
01:53:13,100 --> 01:53:14,740
Get in the back of the Maybach bud.

2758
01:53:15,380 --> 01:53:16,280
Bring the guitar.

2759
01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:20,060
I want you to make another song for the people of Italy.

2760
01:53:20,180 --> 01:53:21,000
And they do too.

2761
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:24,840
So I put the screen up in the front.

2762
01:53:24,920 --> 01:53:25,380
So there's no.

2763
01:53:25,460 --> 01:53:26,780
We don't share the same oxygen.

2764
01:53:26,780 --> 01:53:27,320
Even though.

2765
01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:28,600
It doesn't matter if we do.

2766
01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:30,080
Because we're two meters apart.

2767
01:53:31,820 --> 01:53:32,300
Bono.

2768
01:53:32,660 --> 01:53:34,500
Starts jamming out the tunes.

2769
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:36,580
Starts trying to come up with some lyrics.

2770
01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:38,340
And.

2771
01:53:39,620 --> 01:53:40,840
That's the way we do business.

2772
01:53:40,840 --> 01:53:43,100
We might go down and see Johnny Ronan as well.

2773
01:53:43,540 --> 01:53:45,400
And I'll have a look at his Maybach.

2774
01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:47,520
He can have a look at my Maybach.

2775
01:53:48,540 --> 01:53:50,160
And we can both go.

2776
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:52,900
Go Maybach to our own homes later on.

2777
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:56,200
Other than that.

2778
01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:57,640
Not much to report.

2779
01:53:58,060 --> 01:53:59,000
Other than.

2780
01:53:59,540 --> 01:54:01,620
I've got a lot to report.

2781
01:54:02,140 --> 01:54:03,480
Check this out.

2782
01:54:04,360 --> 01:54:06,240
Sonic the Ledgehog.

2783
01:54:06,680 --> 01:54:07,980
Conic the Ledgehog.

2784
01:54:08,360 --> 01:54:09,160
Colab.

2785
01:54:09,540 --> 01:54:09,880
Me.

2786
01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:12,080
And Heli Hanson.

2787
01:54:12,420 --> 01:54:13,640
And Sonic the Hedgehog.

2788
01:54:13,740 --> 01:54:14,440
Are getting together.

2789
01:54:14,800 --> 01:54:16,780
For a three way colab.

2790
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:18,340
Bringing you the best.

2791
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:20,440
Boat gear.

2792
01:54:20,740 --> 01:54:21,920
And winter wear.

2793
01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:24,420
For upper middle class types.

2794
01:54:24,780 --> 01:54:25,180
And.

2795
01:54:25,300 --> 01:54:25,880
If you're.

2796
01:54:26,260 --> 01:54:27,420
Below that category.

2797
01:54:28,020 --> 01:54:30,780
You can spend your savings on this jacket as well.

2798
01:54:30,900 --> 01:54:31,840
And look class.

2799
01:54:32,060 --> 01:54:32,680
Like me.

2800
01:54:33,800 --> 01:54:34,440
I've basically.

2801
01:54:35,180 --> 01:54:36,420
In conjunction with.

2802
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:37,980
Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

2803
01:54:38,580 --> 01:54:39,980
What we've done is.

2804
01:54:40,480 --> 01:54:42,600
Conic the Ledgehog.

2805
01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:43,620
Heli.

2806
01:54:43,620 --> 01:54:45,360
Heli Hedgehog jackets.

2807
01:54:46,080 --> 01:54:47,900
And they're going to be available soon enough.

2808
01:54:47,900 --> 01:54:48,360
Please.

2809
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:49,000
Please.

2810
01:54:49,160 --> 01:54:49,500
Please.

2811
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:50,720
Do get on them.

2812
01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:51,960
Because they're going.

2813
01:54:52,440 --> 01:54:52,760
Like.

2814
01:54:53,340 --> 01:54:54,060
Hot cakes.

2815
01:54:55,420 --> 01:54:55,680
Uh.

2816
01:54:56,200 --> 01:54:58,220
Get them before the new recession lots.

2817
01:54:58,300 --> 01:55:00,000
Because the new recession's coming in.

2818
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:01,700
You need to get yourself.

2819
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:03,220
Conic'd up to the gills.

2820
01:55:03,860 --> 01:55:04,480
With these.

2821
01:55:05,260 --> 01:55:05,580
Uh.

2822
01:55:06,340 --> 01:55:07,380
Great for boats.

2823
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:09,380
Great for strolls.

2824
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:10,500
Down the sandy mount.

2825
01:55:11,260 --> 01:55:11,680
Uh.

2826
01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:13,020
Great for a fucking just.

2827
01:55:13,260 --> 01:55:13,800
Popping in.

2828
01:55:13,880 --> 01:55:14,960
To Donnybrook fair.

2829
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:16,100
For a roll.

2830
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:17,520
But you can't do that anymore.

2831
01:55:17,520 --> 01:55:18,740
But you can pretend.

2832
01:55:18,920 --> 01:55:20,340
I was doing a.

2833
01:55:20,340 --> 01:55:22,040
I was doing a bit of pretending last night.

2834
01:55:22,040 --> 01:55:22,360
Uh.

2835
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:23,480
Uh.

2836
01:55:23,480 --> 01:55:24,740
In my third house.

2837
01:55:25,160 --> 01:55:26,360
Down the countryside.

2838
01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:27,960
Which I've escaped to.

2839
01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:28,980
Uh.

2840
01:55:28,980 --> 01:55:30,020
To get away from.

2841
01:55:30,020 --> 01:55:30,380
Um.

2842
01:55:30,880 --> 01:55:31,340
You know.

2843
01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:31,340
You know.

2844
01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:32,320
The center.

2845
01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:33,560
The center flashpoint of COVID.

2846
01:55:34,140 --> 01:55:36,220
I decided to take the family down.

2847
01:55:36,220 --> 01:55:37,860
To our third holiday home.

2848
01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:39,560
Out in the sticks.

2849
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:40,560
The back of beyond.

2850
01:55:41,140 --> 01:55:42,360
In the west of Ireland.

2851
01:55:43,160 --> 01:55:43,900
Where um.

2852
01:55:44,780 --> 01:55:44,920
It.

2853
01:55:44,920 --> 01:55:46,040
I think.

2854
01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:46,040
I think.

2855
01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:46,360
Actually.

2856
01:55:46,360 --> 01:55:47,520
There were a few people.

2857
01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:49,400
Who weren't that welcoming.

2858
01:55:49,940 --> 01:55:51,500
We stopped off to get a bit of petrol.

2859
01:55:52,300 --> 01:55:52,620
In.

2860
01:55:53,980 --> 01:55:55,900
It was a car of oil or something.

2861
01:55:56,620 --> 01:55:57,840
I went in to get the petrol.

2862
01:55:57,980 --> 01:55:59,860
I wanted to fill up the Range Rover Evoque.

2863
01:56:00,700 --> 01:56:01,580
And uh.

2864
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:03,120
I said.

2865
01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:04,400
How's it going guys?

2866
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:06,060
Connor Williams here.

2867
01:56:07,320 --> 01:56:08,140
Every man.

2868
01:56:09,380 --> 01:56:10,720
Amazing media buyer.

2869
01:56:11,620 --> 01:56:13,680
Classic Mercedes Venturist.

2870
01:56:14,440 --> 01:56:15,500
And I'm here now.

2871
01:56:15,580 --> 01:56:16,480
To live in the west.

2872
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:18,640
Until all this shit blows over.

2873
01:56:19,440 --> 01:56:20,480
And you should have seen.

2874
01:56:20,480 --> 01:56:21,780
Some of the looks I was getting.

2875
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:23,360
Um.

2876
01:56:25,240 --> 01:56:25,800
Do you know.

2877
01:56:25,860 --> 01:56:27,140
They're nice people down here.

2878
01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:27,560
But I mean.

2879
01:56:27,700 --> 01:56:28,380
It's as if they're.

2880
01:56:28,580 --> 01:56:29,380
It's as if I'm.

2881
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:31,400
I'm not wanted.

2882
01:56:31,580 --> 01:56:31,660
Or.

2883
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:32,000
Or.

2884
01:56:32,140 --> 01:56:32,840
Or liked.

2885
01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:34,880
But um.

2886
01:56:35,480 --> 01:56:36,220
Either way.

2887
01:56:37,920 --> 01:56:38,900
Either way.

2888
01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:41,360
The football will continue.

2889
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:43,240
Unabated.

2890
01:56:43,560 --> 01:56:44,140
And unabashed.

2891
01:56:44,940 --> 01:56:45,340
Why?

2892
01:56:46,460 --> 01:56:47,860
Because of Modric.

2893
01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:48,900
That's why.

2894
01:56:49,180 --> 01:56:49,680
Modric.

2895
01:56:50,080 --> 01:56:50,600
Modric.

2896
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:51,600
Modric.

2897
01:56:52,060 --> 01:56:52,580
Modric.

2898
01:56:53,020 --> 01:56:53,660
Modric.

2899
01:56:54,060 --> 01:56:54,660
Modric.

2900
01:56:55,020 --> 01:56:55,660
Modric.

2901
01:56:56,120 --> 01:56:56,640
Modric.

2902
01:56:57,040 --> 01:56:57,680
Modric.

2903
01:56:58,160 --> 01:56:58,640
Modric.

2904
01:56:59,140 --> 01:56:59,660
Modric.

2905
01:57:00,100 --> 01:57:00,660
Modric.

2906
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:01,640
Modric.

2907
01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:01,740
Modric.

2908
01:57:05,740 --> 01:57:06,680
Welcome back.

2909
01:57:07,300 --> 01:57:09,120
Everybody to the World Cup.

2910
01:57:09,220 --> 01:57:10,760
Qatari World Cup 2022.

2911
01:57:10,940 --> 01:57:11,640
The Qatari's exemplary.

2912
01:57:12,740 --> 01:57:13,180
Humans.

2913
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,260
Modric.

2914
01:57:15,220 --> 01:57:16,420
and forward thinking.

2915
01:57:16,820 --> 01:57:17,620
Ahead of the curve.

2916
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:18,960
in every sense.

2917
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:19,700
And respect.

2918
01:57:20,340 --> 01:57:21,540
And I'm.

2919
01:57:21,860 --> 01:57:22,340
Very.

2920
01:57:22,340 --> 01:57:22,340
Very.

2921
01:57:22,340 --> 01:57:22,780
Very.

2922
01:57:22,780 --> 01:57:22,860
Very.

2923
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:24,460
Very excited about this match.

2924
01:57:24,460 --> 01:57:24,760
Tommy.

2925
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:25,440
How about you?

2926
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:26,980
Very excited.

2927
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:27,720
I actually.

2928
01:57:27,920 --> 01:57:28,440
Have.

2929
01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:29,340
Gone to the toilet.

2930
01:57:29,500 --> 01:57:30,180
Three times.

2931
01:57:30,340 --> 01:57:30,960
Before the match.

2932
01:57:31,100 --> 01:57:32,240
I usually only go once.

2933
01:57:33,160 --> 01:57:33,560
And.

2934
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,820
That's just how it is at the moment.

2935
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:36,160
You know.

2936
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:38,120
A great lineup for Ireland.

2937
01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:38,820
Randolph.

2938
01:57:38,940 --> 01:57:40,680
Hasn't had a save to make the whole game.

2939
01:57:40,820 --> 01:57:41,100
The whole.

2940
01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:42,300
The whole tournament even.

2941
01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:44,740
Duffy and Keough.

2942
01:57:44,880 --> 01:57:45,640
Solid at the back.

2943
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:47,520
You got Stevens and Coleman.

2944
01:57:47,520 --> 01:57:48,340
The two left.

2945
01:57:48,460 --> 01:57:50,020
Left and right back respectively.

2946
01:57:51,020 --> 01:57:52,480
The Queens got Corona.

2947
01:57:52,600 --> 01:57:53,780
Thank you very much for that tip.

2948
01:57:54,380 --> 01:57:54,500
Yeah.

2949
01:57:54,560 --> 01:57:55,580
Thank you very much there.

2950
01:57:55,640 --> 01:57:57,580
The Queens got Corona for that tip.

2951
01:57:57,660 --> 01:57:58,540
That's a nice tip.

2952
01:57:58,820 --> 01:57:59,200
Well done.

2953
01:58:01,020 --> 01:58:01,840
Glenn Whelan.

2954
01:58:03,040 --> 01:58:04,000
Jimi Hendrix.

2955
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:06,160
Hurrahan.

2956
01:58:06,240 --> 01:58:07,860
Hurrakan Hurrahan doing the business.

2957
01:58:10,860 --> 01:58:11,820
Frankie Schoonz.

2958
01:58:11,860 --> 01:58:13,440
Thank you very much Frankie Schoonz.

2959
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:15,160
Have you.

2960
01:58:15,780 --> 01:58:18,120
Have you taken a spin down to Dominic West.

2961
01:58:18,320 --> 01:58:19,200
Scaff and Cork.

2962
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:21,960
Asks Frankie Schoonz.

2963
01:58:23,660 --> 01:58:24,960
Not sure Frankie.

2964
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:26,440
We.

2965
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,000
I mean.

2966
01:58:27,100 --> 01:58:27,680
I haven't.

2967
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:28,160
Myself.

2968
01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:29,380
Maybe Connor has.

2969
01:58:29,620 --> 01:58:30,260
Back in the studio.

2970
01:58:30,420 --> 01:58:32,080
We will ask him that question ourselves.

2971
01:58:32,500 --> 01:58:33,440
When we get back.

2972
01:58:34,380 --> 01:58:36,720
I did see a video where Dominic West.

2973
01:58:36,740 --> 01:58:37,440
From the wire.

2974
01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:37,820
Was.

2975
01:58:39,040 --> 01:58:40,100
Showing off his gaff.

2976
01:58:40,140 --> 01:58:41,320
He has a gaff down in Limerick.

2977
01:58:42,280 --> 01:58:43,620
And it looks class.

2978
01:58:44,460 --> 01:58:45,620
So we might head down to.

2979
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:47,560
We might head down to West's gaff.

2980
01:58:47,620 --> 01:58:48,260
Later on hey.

2981
01:58:49,180 --> 01:58:50,380
Are you listening to me West.

2982
01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:53,320
Yeah Dominic West man.

2983
01:58:53,380 --> 01:58:53,880
Are you listening.

2984
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:55,460
Are you watching the match West.

2985
01:58:56,340 --> 01:58:58,020
Do you want to go drinking later on.

2986
01:58:58,220 --> 01:58:58,460
In your.

2987
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:00,200
In your massive gaff in Limerick.

2988
01:59:01,840 --> 01:59:02,420
We could.

2989
01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:03,360
We'll get a slab.

2990
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:04,400
We'll get a slab.

2991
01:59:04,580 --> 01:59:04,980
Of fucking.

2992
01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:06,040
Excelsior.

2993
01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:06,560
From Little.

2994
01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:07,900
And head down to West's house.

2995
01:59:08,900 --> 01:59:09,820
I'm not sure.

2996
01:59:09,820 --> 01:59:10,420
I'm not sure if West.

2997
01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:12,620
Would like that.

2998
01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:14,860
Or if he would want any of that.

2999
01:59:15,260 --> 01:59:16,300
Us going for a.

3000
01:59:16,460 --> 01:59:17,420
For a pint with him.

3001
01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:18,980
Fuck it.

3002
01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:19,140
Well.

3003
01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:19,880
What's.

3004
01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:21,680
There's no harm in Ashkin like you know.

3005
01:59:22,140 --> 01:59:23,420
He seems like a nice dude.

3006
01:59:23,660 --> 01:59:23,940
Seems.

3007
01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:25,160
Friendly like you know.

3008
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:26,280
It's the kind of thing.

3009
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:27,440
He should probably do.

3010
01:59:28,860 --> 01:59:29,200
What.

3011
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:30,820
Inviting us down for pints.

3012
01:59:31,460 --> 01:59:31,620
Yeah.

3013
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:32,480
Definitely.

3014
01:59:32,660 --> 01:59:33,060
And if not.

3015
01:59:33,140 --> 01:59:34,720
We can go to Jeremy Irons gaff.

3016
01:59:34,820 --> 01:59:35,360
Down in.

3017
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:36,080
Cork.

3018
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:37,260
Yeah.

3019
01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:38,040
There's a man now.

3020
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,500
He's plenty of irons in the fire.

3021
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:41,480
House is all over the shop.

3022
01:59:41,540 --> 01:59:42,800
He's probably laying low down there.

3023
01:59:42,840 --> 01:59:44,140
While COVID blows over as well.

3024
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:46,120
Well.

3025
01:59:46,240 --> 01:59:47,200
Someone in the chat there.

3026
01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:49,220
Schwasti says that West has a free gaff.

3027
01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:49,460
So.

3028
01:59:50,240 --> 01:59:51,260
It's all to play for.

3029
01:59:52,160 --> 01:59:53,100
It's all to play for.

3030
01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:54,580
But at the moment.

3031
01:59:55,480 --> 01:59:56,380
All we care about.

3032
01:59:56,820 --> 01:59:58,000
Is the business on the pitch.

3033
01:59:58,460 --> 02:00:00,460
As I take a lovely little scoop of porridge.

3034
02:00:00,460 --> 02:00:01,620
Out of my bowl of porridge.

3035
02:00:01,740 --> 02:00:02,780
Which has gone cold.

3036
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:05,360
Made the porridge two hours ago.

3037
02:00:05,440 --> 02:00:06,980
Didn't realize the matches were gonna.

3038
02:00:07,300 --> 02:00:08,120
Still be on now.

3039
02:00:08,200 --> 02:00:08,300
But.

3040
02:00:08,700 --> 02:00:09,820
Who cares even.

3041
02:00:10,340 --> 02:00:11,300
As I dig into this.

3042
02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:12,640
Got blueberries and banana.

3043
02:00:14,240 --> 02:00:14,600
Mmm.

3044
02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:20,040
Lovely bit of sustenance.

3045
02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:21,220
With the porridge.

3046
02:00:21,820 --> 02:00:23,140
It's a fantastic bit of porridge.

3047
02:00:27,420 --> 02:00:28,060
I mean.

3048
02:00:28,260 --> 02:00:29,760
I can't show you the porridge.

3049
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,700
Because we have no camera.

3050
02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:32,440
Actually.

3051
02:00:32,440 --> 02:00:32,740
I'll show.

3052
02:00:32,740 --> 02:00:33,260
Do you know what?

3053
02:00:33,280 --> 02:00:34,220
I'll show you the porridge.

3054
02:00:35,940 --> 02:00:36,420
Let's.

3055
02:00:36,520 --> 02:00:36,720
Let's.

3056
02:00:36,820 --> 02:00:37,780
I'll show you the porridge.

3057
02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:44,220
Can we have porridge?

3058
02:00:44,300 --> 02:00:45,580
Can we get porridge cam please?

3059
02:00:48,660 --> 02:00:49,060
Lovely.

3060
02:00:49,400 --> 02:00:51,020
That's amazing porridge.

3061
02:00:51,820 --> 02:00:52,940
Lovely bit of spoon.

3062
02:00:53,180 --> 02:00:54,020
Potage spoon there.

3063
02:00:54,020 --> 02:00:55,660
Get into that porridge now.

3064
02:00:55,880 --> 02:00:56,220
Go on.

3065
02:00:56,540 --> 02:00:57,180
Go on.

3066
02:00:57,800 --> 02:00:58,400
Go on.

3067
02:00:58,400 --> 02:00:59,660
Yep.

3068
02:00:59,660 --> 02:01:00,920
Here she comes.

3069
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:02,740
Here she comes.

3070
02:01:06,860 --> 02:01:07,580
Oh yeah.

3071
02:01:09,300 --> 02:01:10,020
Well bananas.

3072
02:01:10,700 --> 02:01:11,420
There's linseed.

3073
02:01:11,500 --> 02:01:12,840
There's milled linseed in it.

3074
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:14,420
There's blueberries.

3075
02:01:14,740 --> 02:01:16,080
It's all to play for here.

3076
02:01:16,300 --> 02:01:18,520
As I take another scoop of porridge to the mouth now.

3077
02:01:18,780 --> 02:01:20,360
A little bit falling into the bowl.

3078
02:01:20,700 --> 02:01:21,760
Can he get it into the mouth?

3079
02:01:21,820 --> 02:01:22,280
He can't.

3080
02:01:23,480 --> 02:01:24,800
Now the national anthem.

3081
02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:27,940
Sheena peena ball.

3082
02:01:28,860 --> 02:01:31,600
Cha pa cha pa cha pa.

3083
02:01:39,940 --> 02:01:40,540
Porridge.

3084
02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:42,000
Porridge cam.

3085
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:45,680
Brought to you by porridge cam.

3086
02:01:46,980 --> 02:01:48,700
Drive the 19...

3087
02:01:48,700 --> 02:01:51,000
Drive the 201 porridge car.

3088
02:01:51,240 --> 02:01:52,160
Drive it now.

3089
02:01:53,420 --> 02:01:55,480
You've always wanted to eat porridge.

3090
02:01:55,840 --> 02:01:58,180
Now eat porridge like the way it was meant to be at.

3091
02:01:58,700 --> 02:01:59,840
At your desktop.

3092
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:08,460
Mm-mm.

3093
02:02:09,400 --> 02:02:13,360
Welcome back everybody to the soccer ball here at the stadium of...

3094
02:02:13,360 --> 02:02:16,920
We don't know where but it's in Qatar and they've done a great job on the stadiums.

3095
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:22,280
Which isn't surprising because the guys who built it were worked like fecking dogs.

3096
02:02:23,100 --> 02:02:24,380
And actually sorry.

3097
02:02:24,740 --> 02:02:26,400
Can I retract that statement?

3098
02:02:27,220 --> 02:02:28,840
They were worked...

3099
02:02:28,840 --> 02:02:30,100
They were worked.

3100
02:02:30,160 --> 02:02:30,320
Sorry.

3101
02:02:30,440 --> 02:02:30,600
Sorry.

3102
02:02:30,840 --> 02:02:31,680
I'm just having a word here.

3103
02:02:34,100 --> 02:02:35,640
I've been told to say...

3104
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:35,840
Sorry.

3105
02:02:35,980 --> 02:02:37,900
The Qatari workers...

3106
02:02:37,900 --> 02:02:39,900
Were worked...

3107
02:02:39,900 --> 02:02:40,900
According...

3108
02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:42,900
To workplace standards.

3109
02:02:44,900 --> 02:02:47,420
And human rights records were all adhered to.

3110
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:52,900
My views and opinions on Qatari people...

3111
02:02:53,620 --> 02:02:54,780
Are my own.

3112
02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:56,900
And do not represent those of my employer...

3113
02:02:58,420 --> 02:03:00,400
Who wholeheartedly believe...

3114
02:03:00,400 --> 02:03:01,400
That Qatar...

3115
02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:03,220
Has saved lives...

3116
02:03:03,220 --> 02:03:04,740
With the work that they have done.

3117
02:03:05,420 --> 02:03:06,440
And with that...

3118
02:03:06,440 --> 02:03:07,700
Let's get the show on the road.

3119
02:03:15,700 --> 02:03:16,180
Ireland.

3120
02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:19,240
Back to Glenn Whelan.

3121
02:03:19,500 --> 02:03:19,880
Whelan.

3122
02:03:20,200 --> 02:03:21,100
To Richard Keough.

3123
02:03:21,880 --> 02:03:23,480
A solid rock in this defense.

3124
02:03:24,440 --> 02:03:24,960
He's overcame...

3125
02:03:25,760 --> 02:03:27,480
A turbulent couple of seasons.

3126
02:03:27,480 --> 02:03:30,600
Before getting Ireland to this World Cup.

3127
02:03:31,280 --> 02:03:32,660
But it's a testament...

3128
02:03:32,660 --> 02:03:33,740
To his own grit.

3129
02:03:34,140 --> 02:03:35,500
His own tenacity.

3130
02:03:35,780 --> 02:03:36,800
His own determination.

3131
02:03:37,320 --> 02:03:38,560
To play for his country.

3132
02:03:40,240 --> 02:03:42,160
That he's managed to turn it all around.

3133
02:03:43,540 --> 02:03:44,140
Stephens.

3134
02:03:44,300 --> 02:03:44,900
On the wing.

3135
02:03:45,080 --> 02:03:45,600
Wing back.

3136
02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:47,120
Plays the ball up...

3137
02:03:47,120 --> 02:03:48,020
To James McLean.

3138
02:03:48,140 --> 02:03:48,820
James McLean.

3139
02:03:48,940 --> 02:03:50,160
Sees a little through ball...

3140
02:03:50,160 --> 02:03:51,880
But it's intercepted and cut out...

3141
02:03:51,880 --> 02:03:52,700
By the Ukraine.

3142
02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:53,220
Ukraine.

3143
02:03:53,560 --> 02:03:55,200
Looking menacing now on the ball.

3144
02:03:55,200 --> 02:03:57,200
Not giving it away as easily as...

3145
02:03:57,200 --> 02:03:58,000
Since previous plays.

3146
02:03:58,240 --> 02:03:59,100
I speak too soon.

3147
02:03:59,180 --> 02:04:00,800
As Whelan picks up a bit of scrappage.

3148
02:04:01,080 --> 02:04:01,640
On the ball.

3149
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:02,980
He's got McGoldrick running forward.

3150
02:04:03,220 --> 02:04:04,480
He floats his laughter through.

3151
02:04:04,720 --> 02:04:05,980
The balloon is headed back...

3152
02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:06,820
To another defender.

3153
02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:07,820
And it's cut out.

3154
02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:09,460
But something could have been there for Ireland.

3155
02:04:09,660 --> 02:04:11,940
Something could really have been there.

3156
02:04:12,440 --> 02:04:12,880
Indeed.

3157
02:04:13,360 --> 02:04:15,580
Something really could have been there for Ireland.

3158
02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:16,880
The boys in green.

3159
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:16,900
The boys in green.

3160
02:04:17,300 --> 02:04:20,820
Are playing with a lean determination.

3161
02:04:21,420 --> 02:04:22,620
And absolute grit.

3162
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:25,120
Same kind of grit you were talking about Richie Keogh there.

3163
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:27,400
It's exemplary for every other player.

3164
02:04:28,020 --> 02:04:29,080
Keogh with the header in.

3165
02:04:29,340 --> 02:04:29,860
And Whelan.

3166
02:04:30,060 --> 02:04:31,660
Scrapped up the scrappage again.

3167
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:33,040
It's a very scrappy dude.

3168
02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:34,320
Our referee is giving a free kick.

3169
02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:35,260
It's going to be taken quickly.

3170
02:04:35,620 --> 02:04:36,640
And now it's stopped again.

3171
02:04:36,720 --> 02:04:38,120
So they can get behind the line.

3172
02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:39,660
Dangerous area free kick.

3173
02:04:39,980 --> 02:04:41,020
25 yards out.

3174
02:04:41,080 --> 02:04:41,560
It's taken.

3175
02:04:41,800 --> 02:04:42,360
It's stepped up.

3176
02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:43,280
Oh no!

3177
02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:45,740
And it's gone into the back of the net.

3178
02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:48,140
An absolutely sumptuous strike there.

3179
02:04:48,620 --> 02:04:49,740
From Malinovsky.

3180
02:04:50,440 --> 02:04:51,660
An amazing goal.

3181
02:04:51,860 --> 02:04:54,540
And it's the nightmare start to the game.

3182
02:04:54,840 --> 02:04:57,920
That Ireland did not want to happen.

3183
02:04:59,700 --> 02:05:00,820
You have to say.

3184
02:05:01,180 --> 02:05:03,500
If you give away free kicks like that.

3185
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:05,120
In areas like that.

3186
02:05:05,600 --> 02:05:06,820
You're going to get punished.

3187
02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:10,720
And there's no doubt about it.

3188
02:05:10,720 --> 02:05:14,400
The Ukrainian boys have been practicing that.

3189
02:05:14,920 --> 02:05:15,720
Every day.

3190
02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:17,840
Big shout out to Rangers fan.

3191
02:05:17,960 --> 02:05:19,500
Thank you very much Rangers fan.

3192
02:05:21,160 --> 02:05:22,820
Thanks very much for your tip there.

3193
02:05:23,420 --> 02:05:25,240
And that just shows the humanity.

3194
02:05:25,940 --> 02:05:27,560
That even Rangers fans.

3195
02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:30,280
Are getting behind the boys in green.

3196
02:05:30,780 --> 02:05:31,240
As you know.

3197
02:05:31,320 --> 02:05:33,300
They started their campaign in Ibrox.

3198
02:05:33,300 --> 02:05:34,960
With a scintillating victory.

3199
02:05:35,400 --> 02:05:36,840
Over some loser team.

3200
02:05:37,220 --> 02:05:40,060
Can't even remember their name man.

3201
02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:42,660
But we're doing well now anyways.

3202
02:05:42,820 --> 02:05:45,260
I know that's not a nice thing to call other teams losers.

3203
02:05:45,560 --> 02:05:46,720
But at the end of the day.

3204
02:05:47,040 --> 02:05:48,400
That is what they were.

3205
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:49,380
At the moment.

3206
02:05:49,640 --> 02:05:50,800
We're the loser team.

3207
02:05:50,940 --> 02:05:53,780
And we need to strike fear into the heart of our opponents.

3208
02:05:54,440 --> 02:05:56,260
Fucking Sun Tzu was saying that.

3209
02:05:57,560 --> 02:05:58,280
That's right.

3210
02:05:58,340 --> 02:05:58,500
Yeah.

3211
02:05:58,540 --> 02:05:59,860
Sun Tzu in the art of war.

3212
02:06:00,560 --> 02:06:01,520
He was also saying.

3213
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:03,240
Keep a high back line.

3214
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:04,700
Make sure as well.

3215
02:06:04,700 --> 02:06:06,400
That you strike the ball.

3216
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:07,960
Solidly with your laces.

3217
02:06:08,720 --> 02:06:12,200
Sun Tzu was a great great center forward.

3218
02:06:12,540 --> 02:06:13,780
For China back in the day.

3219
02:06:14,500 --> 02:06:17,460
And he used to link up well with Confucius.

3220
02:06:18,100 --> 02:06:18,340
Yeah.

3221
02:06:18,600 --> 02:06:20,800
The two of them used to confuse the opposition.

3222
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:23,380
With their philosophical musings.

3223
02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:24,280
As well as.

3224
02:06:24,740 --> 02:06:26,660
Real silky soft touch on the balloon.

3225
02:06:27,480 --> 02:06:29,800
They also played with the Terracotta Army.

3226
02:06:29,960 --> 02:06:31,920
Which was a real sight for sore eyes.

3227
02:06:31,980 --> 02:06:33,220
I remember seeing that match.

3228
02:06:33,320 --> 02:06:33,820
Back in.

3229
02:06:34,580 --> 02:06:35,080
What was it?

3230
02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:35,360
Fucking.

3231
02:06:36,440 --> 02:06:36,920
1306.

3232
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:38,560
Or whenever those.

3233
02:06:38,700 --> 02:06:40,660
Whenever those clowns were around.

3234
02:06:41,400 --> 02:06:41,720
And.

3235
02:06:41,980 --> 02:06:43,440
And the Terracotta boys.

3236
02:06:43,580 --> 02:06:44,500
Just stood still.

3237
02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:45,400
Stock still.

3238
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:46,640
Um.

3239
02:06:46,940 --> 02:06:47,820
And still won a match.

3240
02:06:48,060 --> 02:06:48,280
Anyway.

3241
02:06:48,380 --> 02:06:48,780
McGoldrick.

3242
02:06:48,860 --> 02:06:49,440
I digress.

3243
02:06:49,620 --> 02:06:50,620
McGoldrick's making a run.

3244
02:06:50,680 --> 02:06:51,240
He's on the ball.

3245
02:06:51,300 --> 02:06:52,320
Can he get the ball out to the wing?

3246
02:06:52,360 --> 02:06:52,640
He can't.

3247
02:06:52,660 --> 02:06:53,760
It's intercepted by Ukraine.

3248
02:06:54,060 --> 02:06:55,880
Ireland need to maintain composure now.

3249
02:06:55,940 --> 02:06:57,080
And really get the ball up.

3250
02:06:57,420 --> 02:06:58,580
To the fucking danger zone.

3251
02:06:58,660 --> 02:06:59,400
Sorry about the swearing.

3252
02:06:59,620 --> 02:07:00,580
It's out the corner to Brady.

3253
02:07:00,800 --> 02:07:01,100
Brady.

3254
02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:02,100
Gives a little touch.

3255
02:07:02,160 --> 02:07:02,880
It's intercepted.

3256
02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:04,340
It's back again to Brady on the wing.

3257
02:07:04,340 --> 02:07:05,900
Can he give it to McGoldrick on the inside?

3258
02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:06,540
McGoldrick.

3259
02:07:06,700 --> 02:07:07,740
He's got Simon Smeys.

3260
02:07:08,060 --> 02:07:08,660
McGoldrick shoots.

3261
02:07:08,720 --> 02:07:09,080
It's blocked.

3262
02:07:09,320 --> 02:07:10,280
And a second bite of the cherry.

3263
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:10,880
13.

3264
02:07:11,280 --> 02:07:11,740
It's over.

3265
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:12,960
It's saved by the keeper.

3266
02:07:13,300 --> 02:07:14,020
It's too.

3267
02:07:14,340 --> 02:07:14,620
Too.

3268
02:07:15,180 --> 02:07:17,540
Easy for the keeper to mop up the spillage.

3269
02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:18,380
And Ireland.

3270
02:07:19,440 --> 02:07:20,800
So close there.

3271
02:07:21,060 --> 02:07:21,980
To coming one.

3272
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:22,860
A piece.

3273
02:07:23,140 --> 02:07:26,900
And they're tenaciously doggedly holding onto the ball with McLean on the wing.

3274
02:07:26,980 --> 02:07:28,080
Can he get a ball into the area?

3275
02:07:28,360 --> 02:07:28,820
McLean.

3276
02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:29,440
Lost it in.

3277
02:07:30,000 --> 02:07:30,440
McGoldrick.

3278
02:07:30,900 --> 02:07:31,940
Goes for the volley.

3279
02:07:31,940 --> 02:07:33,940
It was a scissor acrobatic act.

3280
02:07:34,900 --> 02:07:39,300
But you need more technique to be able to convert a chance like that.

3281
02:07:39,360 --> 02:07:41,360
You shouldn't go for it in these games.

3282
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:43,280
Maybe he should have controlled it.

3283
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:46,460
Definitely should have maybe took it on the leg.

3284
02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:50,740
And then a bit of control and composure would have done.

3285
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:55,380
I'm thinking Shane Long needs to come on and do a bit of long work.

3286
02:07:56,300 --> 02:07:56,480
Yeah.

3287
02:07:57,060 --> 02:07:57,640
Big time.

3288
02:07:58,140 --> 02:07:59,160
Big, big time.

3289
02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:02,080
It's what we're lacking up here.

3290
02:08:02,240 --> 02:08:09,700
We could even, we could even benefit, I'd say, from sending Shane Long up to the front with McGoldrick.

3291
02:08:09,940 --> 02:08:13,440
The two of them playing a bit of cheeky ball with each other.

3292
02:08:14,480 --> 02:08:14,700
Yep.

3293
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:19,380
Cheeky ball is the kind of stuff we need to say, to see on the pitch.

3294
02:08:20,420 --> 02:08:25,100
I mean, you can have your Liverpool attacking wing backs.

3295
02:08:25,380 --> 02:08:28,020
We don't have that kind of stuff going on.

3296
02:08:29,360 --> 02:08:30,940
Barcelona with the ticky-tacky.

3297
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:35,080
We don't have that kind of stuff to maintain, sustain that ticky-tacky style.

3298
02:08:35,640 --> 02:08:39,020
What we need is Shane Long playing cheeky ball.

3299
02:08:39,580 --> 02:08:41,760
What we can do really well is cheeky ball.

3300
02:08:42,260 --> 02:08:44,380
The boys don't know how to handle cheeky ball.

3301
02:08:45,840 --> 02:08:47,840
And Long, he's cheeky.

3302
02:08:48,480 --> 02:08:49,380
He is cheeky.

3303
02:08:49,440 --> 02:08:50,460
He's very cheeky.

3304
02:08:51,080 --> 02:08:52,880
And the sooner we see him, the better.

3305
02:08:53,940 --> 02:08:58,520
Because the Ukrainians, they're not making it easy for us at the moment.

3306
02:08:58,660 --> 02:09:04,060
They're playing very soft balls to each other in their own half, which indicates a confidence.

3307
02:09:04,480 --> 02:09:12,620
A quiet, cool, calm, collected, cucumber-like confidence on behalf of the Ukrainian side.

3308
02:09:13,760 --> 02:09:14,060
Coleman.

3309
02:09:15,060 --> 02:09:15,720
Out to Brady.

3310
02:09:15,860 --> 02:09:16,360
What's he got?

3311
02:09:16,420 --> 02:09:17,200
He's got someone there.

3312
02:09:17,260 --> 02:09:17,960
He gives it to someone.

3313
02:09:18,060 --> 02:09:18,960
Back to Brady again.

3314
02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:19,800
Hopefully he has.

3315
02:09:20,060 --> 02:09:21,040
Now, in the middle.

3316
02:09:22,300 --> 02:09:22,880
In the middle.

3317
02:09:23,980 --> 02:09:24,900
In the middle.

3318
02:09:25,420 --> 02:09:26,260
And it's gone out.

3319
02:09:27,960 --> 02:09:30,480
For a corner kick to Ireland.

3320
02:09:33,480 --> 02:09:37,220
Tantalizingly teasing these Ukrainian boys.

3321
02:09:37,640 --> 02:09:40,480
Who don't know the cheeky ball ways of us.

3322
02:09:42,960 --> 02:09:43,840
Robbie Brady.

3323
02:09:47,560 --> 02:09:48,520
Let's a look now.

3324
02:09:48,880 --> 02:09:49,460
Let's a look.

3325
02:09:50,420 --> 02:09:52,520
They're going to try something from the training ground, Ireland.

3326
02:09:53,260 --> 02:09:54,860
As Brady, he's not a lady.

3327
02:09:55,240 --> 02:09:57,680
Sends the ball into the middle of the mixing pot.

3328
02:09:59,560 --> 02:10:03,420
Tries to find the head of an Irishman, but it doesn't go that way.

3329
02:10:03,420 --> 02:10:07,800
As the Ukrainian bad boys manage to float the balloon out to a safe touch.

3330
02:10:08,860 --> 02:10:09,460
And it's Brady.

3331
02:10:09,860 --> 02:10:11,320
Takes a throw in back to Coleman.

3332
02:10:11,940 --> 02:10:13,600
Coleman, no doubt, will pass it back to Brady.

3333
02:10:13,680 --> 02:10:14,140
He does.

3334
02:10:14,720 --> 02:10:15,840
He's got a man on his side.

3335
02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:16,640
What can he do here?

3336
02:10:16,680 --> 02:10:17,400
He gives it to him.

3337
02:10:17,620 --> 02:10:19,100
Should give it to McGoldrick in the middle.

3338
02:10:19,180 --> 02:10:19,600
He does.

3339
02:10:19,680 --> 02:10:20,600
He's got time, McGoldrick.

3340
02:10:20,660 --> 02:10:21,380
What will he do here?

3341
02:10:21,620 --> 02:10:22,320
Passes it back.

3342
02:10:22,660 --> 02:10:23,020
13.

3343
02:10:23,100 --> 02:10:23,780
Hendrick in the middle.

3344
02:10:24,040 --> 02:10:24,720
Bit of spillage.

3345
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:26,140
It's mopped up by the Ukrainians.

3346
02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:26,880
Give it away.

3347
02:10:26,980 --> 02:10:28,060
Passing it around the back line.

3348
02:10:28,140 --> 02:10:29,160
Playing danger games.

3349
02:10:29,500 --> 02:10:31,260
And it's given out again to the middle.

3350
02:10:31,780 --> 02:10:37,060
Ireland failing to capitalize on some of that dodgy pass ball they were playing in their own half Ukraine.

3351
02:10:37,460 --> 02:10:37,980
But look at it.

3352
02:10:37,980 --> 02:10:39,800
They've managed to get the fucking ball up to the pitch.

3353
02:10:39,900 --> 02:10:40,820
And they pumped it up the park.

3354
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:42,820
And it's dispossessed, thankfully.

3355
02:10:43,520 --> 02:10:46,780
Before they could cause any damage to the Irish squad.

3356
02:10:47,860 --> 02:10:49,780
McGoldrick's looking like he's out of breath here.

3357
02:10:50,420 --> 02:10:54,400
And Shane Long looking like a promising safe bet at halftime, hopefully.

3358
02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:57,980
Maybe we might be able to get something out of this before halftime.

3359
02:10:58,080 --> 02:11:03,060
As the ball is shepherded nicely into the center area between the Irish players.

3360
02:11:03,780 --> 02:11:08,200
And it's McLean who's also looking like he's worse for wear now at the end of this half.

3361
02:11:08,280 --> 02:11:09,220
The boys need a break.

3362
02:11:10,000 --> 02:11:12,380
And I think the break is really going to have to do something for them.

3363
02:11:12,680 --> 02:11:17,520
And as you can see there are tired legs, tired eyes and poor touches from the Ukrainian squad.

3364
02:11:18,060 --> 02:11:20,080
Squandering a pass and putting it out.

3365
02:11:20,460 --> 02:11:21,760
Bit of long ball now maybe.

3366
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:22,120
Yeah.

3367
02:11:22,300 --> 02:11:24,200
Straight from the horse's mouth.

3368
02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:26,480
I took the words right out of my mouth there.

3369
02:11:26,620 --> 02:11:29,380
As the Ukrainians keep the possession in the middle.

3370
02:11:29,640 --> 02:11:34,040
And it's referee blowing his whistle DJ alligator style.

3371
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:39,820
Glenn Whelan head down there looking a little bit dejected and depressed at the situation at hand.

3372
02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:41,360
Malinovsky.

3373
02:11:41,700 --> 02:11:44,140
The man who made the difference there the first half.

3374
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:48,480
It's very, very, very evenly matched in terms of possession.

3375
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:50,200
But look.

3376
02:11:50,340 --> 02:11:52,040
The chances were there.

3377
02:11:52,220 --> 02:11:54,060
The chances weren't taken, Tommy Schlug.

3378
02:11:54,520 --> 02:11:56,780
The chances were there.

3379
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:59,960
We had three shots on goal.

3380
02:12:00,080 --> 02:12:00,800
Sorry, I beg your pardon.

3381
02:12:00,900 --> 02:12:02,000
Two shots on goal.

3382
02:12:02,640 --> 02:12:03,380
Five shots.

3383
02:12:03,600 --> 02:12:04,380
Two of them on target.

3384
02:12:04,860 --> 02:12:06,600
But they just weren't strong enough.

3385
02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:07,740
Do you know?

3386
02:12:08,180 --> 02:12:09,660
And look at that free kick.

3387
02:12:09,860 --> 02:12:10,620
Beautifully taken.

3388
02:12:10,960 --> 02:12:12,460
Lovely, lovely loft ball.

3389
02:12:13,000 --> 02:12:14,520
And that's punishment for what?

3390
02:12:14,580 --> 02:12:16,680
For giving the ball away and giving the foul away.

3391
02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:18,900
In a bad spot, bad area.

3392
02:12:19,580 --> 02:12:20,840
Your man Ronald Malinovsky.

3393
02:12:20,980 --> 02:12:22,580
I was speaking to him earlier on.

3394
02:12:23,240 --> 02:12:24,760
He's going on a package holiday.

3395
02:12:25,240 --> 02:12:26,020
After this.

3396
02:12:26,840 --> 02:12:28,480
And I said, where did you get it?

3397
02:12:28,820 --> 02:12:30,440
And he just tapped his nose.

3398
02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:32,420
And said, you know the crack.

3399
02:12:34,160 --> 02:12:35,880
So that's the crack with that.

3400
02:12:36,260 --> 02:12:37,900
Yeah, it sounds very good.

3401
02:12:37,900 --> 02:12:38,860
It sounds good, actually.

3402
02:12:39,420 --> 02:12:41,480
And it actually reminds me.

3403
02:12:41,520 --> 02:12:43,180
I need to make a point of this as well.

3404
02:12:44,540 --> 02:12:46,300
Qataris and the Qatari people.

3405
02:12:46,500 --> 02:12:48,000
And the way they've handled this World Cup.

3406
02:12:48,480 --> 02:12:50,100
Has been so clean.

3407
02:12:50,900 --> 02:12:52,720
They really have their hands clean.

3408
02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:58,160
And gone are the days of corrupt FIFA bad boys.

3409
02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:01,960
Sepp Blatter and all those crazy cats up in Zurich.

3410
02:13:02,540 --> 02:13:04,560
Fumbling in their greasy tills.

3411
02:13:05,460 --> 02:13:07,500
And now it's a clean world.

3412
02:13:07,960 --> 02:13:09,120
And that's a clean strike.

3413
02:13:09,280 --> 02:13:10,320
Now it's a clean world.

3414
02:13:10,400 --> 02:13:11,360
Would you agree with that, Tommy?

3415
02:13:12,880 --> 02:13:13,560
I would.

3416
02:13:14,060 --> 02:13:15,200
I'd agree with it.

3417
02:13:15,280 --> 02:13:19,300
And I'd go even further and say it's the God's honest truth.

3418
02:13:20,660 --> 02:13:22,520
And I love holidays as well.

3419
02:13:23,120 --> 02:13:24,260
And I love Qatari.

3420
02:13:24,840 --> 02:13:25,520
Qatari people.

3421
02:13:26,240 --> 02:13:27,000
I do as well.

3422
02:13:27,060 --> 02:13:27,720
They're a great people.

3423
02:13:27,800 --> 02:13:28,200
They're humble.

3424
02:13:29,120 --> 02:13:29,620
And you know what?

3425
02:13:29,640 --> 02:13:30,140
They don't drink.

3426
02:13:30,860 --> 02:13:31,980
And if you do drink.

3427
02:13:32,900 --> 02:13:34,160
They'll cut your hands off.

3428
02:13:35,220 --> 02:13:35,440
Yep.

3429
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:39,720
It's...

3430
02:13:39,720 --> 02:13:41,200
Look, it's tough, but...

3431
02:13:41,200 --> 02:13:41,980
Them's the breaks.

3432
02:13:42,100 --> 02:13:42,800
That's what happens.

3433
02:13:44,420 --> 02:13:47,180
I'd be a madman for the pints myself.

3434
02:13:49,340 --> 02:13:53,660
I would respect the Qatari's.

3435
02:13:54,940 --> 02:13:55,660
If it meant...

3436
02:13:57,380 --> 02:13:59,040
I'd get a holiday out of it.

3437
02:13:59,540 --> 02:13:59,760
Yep.

3438
02:14:00,980 --> 02:14:01,600
That's true.

3439
02:14:02,620 --> 02:14:03,100
Let's...

3440
02:14:03,100 --> 02:14:05,220
Let's move on from here now.

3441
02:14:05,320 --> 02:14:07,100
And go to our second half of the game.

3442
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:13,940
Great work from Hendrix.

3443
02:14:15,180 --> 02:14:17,540
Just before we get the game underway there.

3444
02:14:17,620 --> 02:14:19,200
Just gonna have a little bit more porridge.

3445
02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:22,320
Let's just get the porridge cam set up here.

3446
02:14:22,380 --> 02:14:23,900
I know that's why you watch this.

3447
02:14:24,060 --> 02:14:24,800
It's not for the...

3448
02:14:24,800 --> 02:14:26,620
I mean, the football and the action.

3449
02:14:27,000 --> 02:14:29,220
The scintillating football action is one thing.

3450
02:14:29,700 --> 02:14:31,140
But I know there's a lot of people

3451
02:14:31,140 --> 02:14:33,480
who are after some...

3452
02:14:33,480 --> 02:14:34,520
Who are asking about the porridge.

3453
02:14:34,620 --> 02:14:35,920
They want to know this about the porridge.

3454
02:14:35,980 --> 02:14:36,680
They want to know that.

3455
02:14:36,780 --> 02:14:37,920
When's the porridge making a comeback?

3456
02:14:38,080 --> 02:14:38,840
We love the porridge.

3457
02:14:39,360 --> 02:14:40,800
Please send our porridge...

3458
02:14:40,800 --> 02:14:41,960
Our apologies.

3459
02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:43,800
Our aporriges.

3460
02:14:44,400 --> 02:14:47,920
I think your misuse of the porridge in the first half was...

3461
02:14:47,920 --> 02:14:48,780
A porrigent.

3462
02:14:49,100 --> 02:14:49,960
Someone has said.

3463
02:14:51,200 --> 02:14:51,680
It's...

3464
02:14:51,680 --> 02:14:52,360
Puntastic.

3465
02:14:52,620 --> 02:14:53,240
It's fantastic.

3466
02:14:53,740 --> 02:14:55,580
And it really tastes good as well, Tom.

3467
02:14:57,160 --> 02:14:58,160
It looks amazing.

3468
02:14:58,940 --> 02:15:00,020
It looks fantastic.

3469
02:15:01,280 --> 02:15:03,480
You've got a bit of a green screen...

3470
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:05,600
Or a chroma key effect on the porridge there.

3471
02:15:05,680 --> 02:15:06,660
Maybe you can change that.

3472
02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:10,600
Let's have a look and see if we can change the chroma key effect to go full porridge.

3473
02:15:14,540 --> 02:15:15,460
That should be it now.

3474
02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:16,400
That should be full porridge.

3475
02:15:17,540 --> 02:15:18,280
That's fantastic.

3476
02:15:19,640 --> 02:15:20,320
Now...

3477
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:21,320
Francis...

3478
02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:24,400
Looking to build a bit of momentum with the porridge.

3479
02:15:24,540 --> 02:15:26,500
He's throwing a bit of weight behind the spoon there.

3480
02:15:26,520 --> 02:15:27,720
He's got a bit of weight on the spoon.

3481
02:15:27,900 --> 02:15:28,940
The spoon comes in.

3482
02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:30,080
The camera is calibrating.

3483
02:15:30,180 --> 02:15:31,120
It looks amazing.

3484
02:15:31,520 --> 02:15:32,600
There's a blueberry in there.

3485
02:15:32,700 --> 02:15:35,240
There's a hint of linseed in there as well.

3486
02:15:35,840 --> 02:15:38,000
Do I detect a few chunks of banana?

3487
02:15:38,500 --> 02:15:39,760
You do indeed, Tommy.

3488
02:15:39,860 --> 02:15:40,240
You must be...

3489
02:15:40,240 --> 02:15:42,020
You're a porridge man yourself, are you?

3490
02:15:42,520 --> 02:15:43,140
I am, yeah.

3491
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:46,240
I'm going for broke now in the porridge as the spoon comes up.

3492
02:15:47,040 --> 02:15:49,160
Here comes the aeroplane into the hole.

3493
02:15:52,460 --> 02:15:53,980
It tastes unbelievable.

3494
02:15:54,460 --> 02:15:56,580
It's a fantastic bit of porridge.

3495
02:15:56,760 --> 02:15:57,740
It's one for the ages.

3496
02:15:57,740 --> 02:15:59,400
As I go again with another spoon...

3497
02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:00,360
The loving spoonful.

3498
02:16:02,260 --> 02:16:04,300
Three blueberries in the truth.

3499
02:16:04,760 --> 02:16:05,920
A couple of banana slices.

3500
02:16:06,360 --> 02:16:08,120
A little bit of mild linseed.

3501
02:16:08,360 --> 02:16:09,460
A little dash of honey.

3502
02:16:09,700 --> 02:16:10,220
Organic.

3503
02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:11,640
None of your shite.

3504
02:16:12,660 --> 02:16:17,100
Someone in the chat there asking to be...

3505
02:16:17,100 --> 02:16:18,580
Can you stir the porridge a bit?

3506
02:16:18,860 --> 02:16:19,820
I'm going to stir it up.

3507
02:16:22,220 --> 02:16:24,200
What do you think so far, Tommy, about the porridge?

3508
02:16:26,420 --> 02:16:27,460
Porridge away, boys.

3509
02:16:28,660 --> 02:16:30,160
Porridge away, boys.

3510
02:16:30,900 --> 02:16:31,700
Porridge away.

3511
02:16:32,220 --> 02:16:34,380
A bit of a finger going into the porridge there.

3512
02:16:34,420 --> 02:16:35,200
We don't want that.

3513
02:16:35,300 --> 02:16:37,600
Keep your fingers away from the porridge at all times.

3514
02:16:37,700 --> 02:16:39,180
Remember, COVID is after you.

3515
02:16:39,180 --> 02:16:39,240
Yeah.

3516
02:16:46,240 --> 02:16:46,680
Mmm.

3517
02:16:49,060 --> 02:16:50,180
Absolutely incredible.

3518
02:16:50,360 --> 02:16:52,380
Thank you very much there for your porridge.

3519
02:16:53,020 --> 02:16:54,220
Purple onion for that.

3520
02:16:54,760 --> 02:16:57,880
And we'll go for one more spoon before we get the second half underway.

3521
02:16:58,420 --> 02:17:00,860
In fact, I might need to go to the toilet break...

3522
02:17:00,860 --> 02:17:01,660
For a toilet break.

3523
02:17:02,360 --> 02:17:02,680
Yep.

3524
02:17:02,740 --> 02:17:04,220
I need to go for a toilet break as well.

3525
02:17:04,860 --> 02:17:05,920
What will we do, Tom?

3526
02:17:06,160 --> 02:17:07,860
If we both need to go to the toilet...

3527
02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:09,020
Same time.

3528
02:17:09,020 --> 02:17:11,940
I mean, someone has to man the mics.

3529
02:17:12,200 --> 02:17:14,860
Why don't you stay here and man the mics while I go...

3530
02:17:14,860 --> 02:17:15,580
Avon Barksdale.

3531
02:17:15,660 --> 02:17:16,280
Thank you very much.

3532
02:17:16,340 --> 02:17:17,820
Will I go for an Avon Barksdale?

3533
02:17:19,620 --> 02:17:20,080
I don't know.

3534
02:17:20,140 --> 02:17:22,980
Are you going for an Avon Barksdale or are you going to go for a Stringer Bell?

3535
02:17:24,360 --> 02:17:26,860
Well, I'm just going to go for a quick Barksdale.

3536
02:17:26,980 --> 02:17:28,400
It should only be 10 seconds.

3537
02:17:29,980 --> 02:17:34,140
I'm not going to do commentary while you're going for a Barksdale.

3538
02:17:35,980 --> 02:17:37,420
Well, we're both going to have to go.

3539
02:17:37,420 --> 02:17:41,420
Are you saying to me that at halftime...

3540
02:17:41,420 --> 02:17:43,420
And there's people watching the stream...

3541
02:17:44,700 --> 02:17:48,080
That we're just going to leave them with a shot of some porridge in a bowl.

3542
02:17:48,180 --> 02:17:48,960
Is that what you're saying?

3543
02:17:49,020 --> 02:17:52,320
Is that where we're at with this broadcasted malarkey?

3544
02:17:52,380 --> 02:17:54,100
We're trying to get on Sky Sports, Tom.

3545
02:17:54,700 --> 02:17:55,920
We're trying to get on RTE.

3546
02:17:56,400 --> 02:17:57,660
They're not going to hire this.

3547
02:17:58,460 --> 02:18:01,660
Well, you can either hire us or you can fire us.

3548
02:18:02,100 --> 02:18:03,100
Because I don't give a shit.

3549
02:18:03,660 --> 02:18:05,240
I'm going on holiday, hopefully.

3550
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:06,000
Fingers crushed.

3551
02:18:06,180 --> 02:18:07,180
After the tournament.

3552
02:18:08,100 --> 02:18:08,980
Courtesy of Qatar.

3553
02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:10,200
Yeah.

3554
02:18:11,420 --> 02:18:12,300
Porridge it is, so.

3555
02:18:12,860 --> 02:18:14,440
A lot of people asking for Modric.

3556
02:18:14,680 --> 02:18:16,380
Let's give him some Modric for the time being.

3557
02:18:16,820 --> 02:18:17,220
Modric.

3558
02:18:17,740 --> 02:18:18,140
Modric.

3559
02:18:18,420 --> 02:18:48,420
Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid Madrid

3560
02:18:48,420 --> 02:19:11,420
Madrid

3561
02:19:11,420 --> 02:19:34,420
Madrid

3562
02:19:34,420 --> 02:20:02,420
It's a crisp winter's day in Turin as Juventus take on Fiorentina. Juventus searching for an opening. Hanball! Hanball, the men shout. Ronaldo tells the ref to check the telly and the ref obeys. It's yet another nail-biting VAR moment.

3563
02:20:02,420 --> 02:20:30,420
The referee is now jogging back to the penalty box to show the world what he has found. It's a Juventus penalty. What's going on? Says the man. He knows well what went on. He blocked the ball with his arm. The penalty will be taken by Cristiano Ronaldo 7. On the ref's whistle he'll strike the ball. Wind it up and send it home.

3564
02:20:30,420 --> 02:20:44,420
Cristiano Ronaldo 7. Scores again. 1, 2, 3 times a lady. Let luck be a lady tonight. Lady in red. Ladies.

3565
02:20:44,420 --> 02:20:45,420
Ladies.

3566
02:20:45,420 --> 02:20:58,420
Diablo performing tricks swept the balloon into 30 who performed his own little magic show. Fiorentina were having none of it and sent him to the deck.

3567
02:20:58,420 --> 02:21:16,420
The referee is a foul. It's a foul. It would seem that the Juventus forward, Ventancourt, was simply not given enough room to continue his run towards the goal stick with the ball. Therefore a penalty shall be given and is just. Wind it up and send it back. It's another second goal. For Juventus. That man again.

3568
02:21:16,420 --> 02:21:34,420
Cristiano Ronaldo 7. A talisman. The beast of Turin. And reason to celebrate. Monumental in this case extended. Because it's his 50th goal in 70 appearances.

3569
02:21:34,420 --> 02:21:52,420
For Juventus. Juventus. Juventus. Juventus. Juventus. You don't know what you've invented. You've gone and done it now. Entus. Cause Ronaldo's on your books. And he's paying back dividends baby. Tenfold.

3570
02:21:52,420 --> 02:21:53,100
You've invented.

3571
02:21:54,080 --> 02:21:56,280
You've gone and done it now, Entis.

3572
02:21:56,960 --> 02:21:58,580
Because Ronaldo's on your books.

3573
02:21:59,280 --> 02:22:01,420
And he's paying back dividends, baby.

3574
02:22:03,140 --> 02:22:03,740
Tenfold.

3575
02:22:05,940 --> 02:22:06,540
Juventus.

3576
02:22:07,180 --> 02:22:07,660
Ronaldo.

3577
02:22:08,260 --> 02:22:08,740
Bonucci.

3578
02:22:09,860 --> 02:22:10,480
Man bun.

3579
02:22:11,080 --> 02:22:11,360
Man.

3580
02:22:11,360 --> 02:22:15,940
Okay, we need to get back to the game, friends.

3581
02:22:17,300 --> 02:22:17,760
We're back.

3582
02:22:17,840 --> 02:22:18,260
We're back.

3583
02:22:18,340 --> 02:22:18,940
We're back again.

3584
02:22:19,040 --> 02:22:20,240
Get the porridge off the screen.

3585
02:22:21,420 --> 02:22:23,720
Can somebody take the porridge off the screen there, please?

3586
02:22:24,600 --> 02:22:26,800
We need to have a word here with the mods.

3587
02:22:26,960 --> 02:22:30,660
Someone is just after going over my head there and allowing a comment through.

3588
02:22:31,400 --> 02:22:34,140
Someone is just called Drew1927.

3589
02:22:35,060 --> 02:22:43,220
Has leveled a tirade of abuse at Cristiano Ronaldo.

3590
02:22:43,920 --> 02:22:45,600
I'm trying to eat my porridge here.

3591
02:22:46,100 --> 02:22:51,180
And you can see for yourself, stupid, eff-fecking man bun.

3592
02:22:52,140 --> 02:22:53,540
T-W-A-T.

3593
02:22:53,680 --> 02:22:54,240
That's...

3594
02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:55,060
It's not...

3595
02:22:55,060 --> 02:23:03,780
I'm not going to gulag, but whoever's doing the moderating, you're given clear instructions to not be doing that.

3596
02:23:03,780 --> 02:23:09,160
So, if Max Darwin, if it really wasn't you, I'm afraid I'm going to have to demote or...

3597
02:23:09,160 --> 02:23:11,240
I don't know if it was Gridrain.

3598
02:23:11,440 --> 02:23:12,640
Grid, you're usually very...

3599
02:23:12,640 --> 02:23:13,680
You're usually good, man.

3600
02:23:14,680 --> 02:23:15,300
But you can't...

3601
02:23:15,300 --> 02:23:15,620
Why...

3602
02:23:15,620 --> 02:23:18,960
Why are you letting people say unsavory things?

3603
02:23:19,040 --> 02:23:19,240
Like...

3604
02:23:19,240 --> 02:23:21,780
It's a poor reflection upon me.

3605
02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:29,200
If any unsavory words are going to get said, it's the commentary team of Tommy Schlug and myself.

3606
02:23:29,300 --> 02:23:30,080
Isn't that right, Tommy?

3607
02:23:30,960 --> 02:23:31,820
That is right.

3608
02:23:32,280 --> 02:23:36,980
It seems as though the moderators are going above and beyond what they've been asked.

3609
02:23:37,640 --> 02:23:52,940
And instead of just getting rid of sex bots that are invading the chat, they are allowing people to make comments which have been shadow removed by Google because they have either racist or offensive words in them.

3610
02:23:53,280 --> 02:23:57,220
And then they're greenlighting them and saying, yeah, we can put them out.

3611
02:23:58,380 --> 02:24:00,080
Yeah, that's what it seems like.

3612
02:24:00,100 --> 02:24:02,520
That's what it seems like at this time.

3613
02:24:03,080 --> 02:24:06,800
All I'm looking for here is somebody to own up to it.

3614
02:24:07,020 --> 02:24:10,600
And so far, none of our moderators are owning up to it.

3615
02:24:10,680 --> 02:24:14,160
We do have denial from Max Darwin.

3616
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:16,160
We do have a denial.

3617
02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:18,020
And that is strong.

3618
02:24:18,980 --> 02:24:22,080
So, I mean, we've nothing from either Clone or Gridrain.

3619
02:24:22,080 --> 02:24:31,420
Look, you can have free speech, lads, but we're not having stuff at this time of day.

3620
02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:32,440
It's a game of football.

3621
02:24:33,640 --> 02:24:42,860
We're not having abuse leveled at anyone, whether it's Cristiano Ronaldo, whether it's me or Tommy Schlug.

3622
02:24:44,240 --> 02:24:45,840
This is a nice place to be.

3623
02:24:47,900 --> 02:24:50,180
And the other two mods are staying quiet.

3624
02:24:50,180 --> 02:24:58,700
What have they been up to?

3625
02:24:59,400 --> 02:25:00,680
Send them all to Bobo's.

3626
02:25:05,020 --> 02:25:05,560
Sack them.

3627
02:25:05,840 --> 02:25:07,000
People are saying sack them.

3628
02:25:08,900 --> 02:25:10,900
The power has gone to my head, Francis.

3629
02:25:11,140 --> 02:25:13,360
Look, I'm not the one moderating the comments, man.

3630
02:25:13,360 --> 02:25:21,260
Okay, I can see someone now.

3631
02:25:21,380 --> 02:25:26,020
And they've made a comment about Cristiano Ronaldo being a Protestant spy.

3632
02:25:26,360 --> 02:25:29,060
That has been censored by Google.

3633
02:25:31,440 --> 02:25:34,600
So, and that's the kind of stuff that I don't want allowed.

3634
02:25:35,000 --> 02:25:35,540
No, yeah.

3635
02:25:35,640 --> 02:25:37,920
Message has been retracted now by your man who made it.

3636
02:25:38,560 --> 02:25:38,860
Look.

3637
02:25:40,260 --> 02:25:42,040
Let's get the football going, okay?

3638
02:25:43,220 --> 02:25:43,820
I'm sick.

3639
02:25:43,900 --> 02:25:45,320
I shouldn't have even looked at the chat.

3640
02:25:45,640 --> 02:25:50,420
I only looked at the chat so I could try and maybe get a bit of fun going.

3641
02:25:50,500 --> 02:25:51,560
But it seems as though there's...

3642
02:25:51,560 --> 02:25:55,000
There's no robots in it.

3643
02:25:55,040 --> 02:25:55,660
That's the main thing.

3644
02:25:55,720 --> 02:25:56,760
I don't care if...

3645
02:25:56,760 --> 02:26:01,800
I'm less antagonized by abuse or, you know, weird...

3646
02:26:01,800 --> 02:26:07,000
People saying weird shit than I am by these robots that say,

3647
02:26:07,080 --> 02:26:09,900
click my profile and, you know, this will happen.

3648
02:26:10,180 --> 02:26:14,080
And it's nine times out of ten, it's something sexual.

3649
02:26:14,900 --> 02:26:15,680
And I...

3650
02:26:15,680 --> 02:26:17,200
That isn't associated with me.

3651
02:26:17,360 --> 02:26:17,860
That's...

3652
02:26:17,860 --> 02:26:19,200
I don't know what's gone on there.

3653
02:26:19,700 --> 02:26:22,480
They look for channels where there's enough people watching them.

3654
02:26:22,960 --> 02:26:26,060
And then they send robots in to try and get people to click on their links.

3655
02:26:26,640 --> 02:26:27,640
It's a problem with YouTube.

3656
02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:28,780
Get onto that, YouTube.

3657
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:29,840
YouTube.

3658
02:26:30,620 --> 02:26:31,840
I know you're watching me.

3659
02:26:32,220 --> 02:26:34,240
Because I'm doing the video on your site, sure.

3660
02:26:35,460 --> 02:26:37,940
Sort your site out in your chat world, okay?

3661
02:26:40,880 --> 02:26:42,620
I'm trying to eat porridge here, man.

3662
02:26:48,300 --> 02:26:48,720
Yep.

3663
02:26:49,200 --> 02:26:49,880
It's all...

3664
02:26:49,880 --> 02:26:51,300
It's all YouTube's fault.

3665
02:26:52,680 --> 02:26:54,840
But we need to focus on the match, Francis.

3666
02:26:55,660 --> 02:26:57,380
Take your mind away from YouTube.

3667
02:26:58,700 --> 02:26:59,340
Take your...

3668
02:26:59,340 --> 02:27:00,500
Oh, we need to put subs on, man.

3669
02:27:02,360 --> 02:27:03,220
Forget YouTube.

3670
02:27:04,160 --> 02:27:04,980
Forget those...

3671
02:27:04,980 --> 02:27:06,980
The guys who made YouTube...

3672
02:27:07,700 --> 02:27:09,000
They don't care about you.

3673
02:27:09,620 --> 02:27:10,160
Or us.

3674
02:27:10,540 --> 02:27:11,500
Or the country.

3675
02:27:12,780 --> 02:27:14,080
We need to get this going.

3676
02:27:14,220 --> 02:27:15,680
And we need to get it going first.

3677
02:27:15,780 --> 02:27:17,140
And we need to get it going now.

3678
02:27:17,220 --> 02:27:18,940
Otherwise, it's never gonna get going.

3679
02:27:19,100 --> 02:27:19,620
Do you know what I mean?

3680
02:27:21,860 --> 02:27:23,420
And how do you mean by that, Tom?

3681
02:27:24,300 --> 02:27:26,000
What I mean is...

3682
02:27:26,000 --> 02:27:28,260
Shane Lang all day long.

3683
02:27:30,080 --> 02:27:34,440
You seriously think that we can turn around the game by bringing Shane Lang onto the pitch?

3684
02:27:35,580 --> 02:27:36,160
I do.

3685
02:27:36,600 --> 02:27:37,380
And what's more...

3686
02:27:38,420 --> 02:27:40,380
Bring him on there for Whelan instead of...

3687
02:27:41,040 --> 02:27:41,380
McColtrick.

3688
02:27:43,840 --> 02:27:44,240
Right?

3689
02:27:44,560 --> 02:27:45,660
But I mean, he's a striker.

3690
02:27:45,760 --> 02:27:48,540
He's not gonna bode well in that defensive midfield situation.

3691
02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:50,820
You're not listening to me.

3692
02:27:51,380 --> 02:27:52,100
Bring him on.

3693
02:27:52,820 --> 02:27:53,840
Move him up front.

3694
02:27:55,060 --> 02:27:57,140
And play him all attacking style of football.

3695
02:27:58,580 --> 02:28:00,180
With four midfielders.

3696
02:28:02,580 --> 02:28:03,500
Move McLean.

3697
02:28:04,520 --> 02:28:05,340
And Brady out.

3698
02:28:05,760 --> 02:28:07,080
A little bit more to the flanks.

3699
02:28:11,180 --> 02:28:12,220
And those two boys.

3700
02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:13,360
Bring them down a little bit.

3701
02:28:14,220 --> 02:28:15,100
And what we've got there.

3702
02:28:15,940 --> 02:28:16,880
Is a lovely.

3703
02:28:17,740 --> 02:28:19,040
Lovely shape in midfield.

3704
02:28:20,560 --> 02:28:23,300
Which should allow us to get a little bit more on the ball.

3705
02:28:24,940 --> 02:28:26,700
It's a fantastic concept, Tom.

3706
02:28:28,080 --> 02:28:28,940
But we've...

3707
02:28:28,940 --> 02:28:30,600
Alright, Glenn Whelan's not up front in Shane Lang.

3708
02:28:30,600 --> 02:28:34,040
Let's go for it.

3709
02:28:34,540 --> 02:28:35,260
Let's go for it.

3710
02:28:38,540 --> 02:28:39,300
Let's go for it.

3711
02:28:47,340 --> 02:28:50,480
Thank you very much there.

3712
02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:51,240
Poo Richardson.

3713
02:28:51,720 --> 02:28:52,360
Shlam dunk.

3714
02:28:55,020 --> 02:28:55,420
Now.

3715
02:28:56,620 --> 02:28:57,800
Welcome back to the football.

3716
02:28:58,080 --> 02:28:58,500
Sorry there.

3717
02:28:58,560 --> 02:28:59,060
We had...

3718
02:28:59,060 --> 02:29:01,200
We were cut to a shot the whole time.

3719
02:29:01,280 --> 02:29:02,640
This is really bad broadcasting.

3720
02:29:02,840 --> 02:29:03,680
I'm sorry about this.

3721
02:29:04,360 --> 02:29:06,020
That shot was on the whole time.

3722
02:29:06,080 --> 02:29:07,660
We were making the substitutions there.

3723
02:29:08,060 --> 02:29:09,400
You didn't see any of the tactics.

3724
02:29:09,940 --> 02:29:10,760
Which we...

3725
02:29:10,760 --> 02:29:12,720
We'll just show you the tactics again.

3726
02:29:12,720 --> 02:29:14,300
Tom.

3727
02:29:14,520 --> 02:29:17,660
You need to fucking make sure that we're not broadcasting just...

3728
02:29:17,660 --> 02:29:18,120
Nothing.

3729
02:29:18,360 --> 02:29:18,680
Again.

3730
02:29:18,880 --> 02:29:19,180
Please.

3731
02:29:20,020 --> 02:29:20,200
Sure.

3732
02:29:20,260 --> 02:29:20,960
It's not my fault.

3733
02:29:21,200 --> 02:29:21,340
Look.

3734
02:29:21,740 --> 02:29:24,380
How was I meant to know that that was on the screen when we were changing stuff?

3735
02:29:26,340 --> 02:29:26,700
Yeah.

3736
02:29:26,760 --> 02:29:26,860
Well.

3737
02:29:26,960 --> 02:29:27,740
Can you take it off?

3738
02:29:28,420 --> 02:29:28,640
Yep.

3739
02:29:30,220 --> 02:29:30,980
As you can see.

3740
02:29:31,060 --> 02:29:33,100
We made a nice shape on the Irish squad here.

3741
02:29:34,260 --> 02:29:34,780
There's a...

3742
02:29:34,780 --> 02:29:35,720
A lovely little...

3743
02:29:36,380 --> 02:29:37,680
Shape up front.

3744
02:29:38,720 --> 02:29:42,560
With Shane Long adding real weight to the shape at the front.

3745
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:43,380
It has to be said.

3746
02:29:44,500 --> 02:29:45,560
Fair bit of weight to the shape.

3747
02:29:46,760 --> 02:29:48,000
Fair bit of weight to the shape.

3748
02:29:49,820 --> 02:29:50,260
Hobnails.

3749
02:29:50,840 --> 02:29:52,440
Thank you very much, Hobnails.

3750
02:29:53,060 --> 02:29:54,720
You are a man of...

3751
02:29:54,720 --> 02:29:55,540
Of dreams.

3752
02:29:56,900 --> 02:29:58,080
Could be a lady as well.

3753
02:29:58,160 --> 02:29:58,620
We don't know.

3754
02:29:58,760 --> 02:29:59,580
Hobnails, of course.

3755
02:29:59,660 --> 02:30:01,220
A gender-neutral name.

3756
02:30:02,400 --> 02:30:04,760
She's become very popular in the last few...

3757
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:05,360
Couple of years.

3758
02:30:05,360 --> 02:30:08,360
A record amount of children who've been...

3759
02:30:08,360 --> 02:30:09,360
Born...

3760
02:30:10,480 --> 02:30:10,880
With the...

3761
02:30:10,880 --> 02:30:13,120
And their parents have named them Hobnails.

3762
02:30:13,580 --> 02:30:13,900
Why?

3763
02:30:14,860 --> 02:30:16,480
So that they can fit in in a...

3764
02:30:16,480 --> 02:30:16,860
In a...

3765
02:30:16,860 --> 02:30:20,820
In a new up-and-coming gender-neutral gender-fluid world.

3766
02:30:21,560 --> 02:30:22,060
And...

3767
02:30:22,060 --> 02:30:22,720
I tell you something.

3768
02:30:23,840 --> 02:30:26,240
We're looking for a bit of fluidity here tonight.

3769
02:30:26,720 --> 02:30:28,400
With the Irish squad...

3770
02:30:28,400 --> 02:30:29,700
Hoping to maintain...

3771
02:30:29,700 --> 02:30:31,800
An absolute amazing run of form.

3772
02:30:31,920 --> 02:30:34,960
Which is slightly gone off the rails here today against Ukraine.

3773
02:30:36,080 --> 02:30:37,080
As Ukraine...

3774
02:30:37,080 --> 02:30:39,720
Not fannying around with it too much either.

3775
02:30:39,820 --> 02:30:41,420
They've got possession a lot of the game.

3776
02:30:41,480 --> 02:30:43,420
And they've also been able to pass the ball as well.

3777
02:30:43,740 --> 02:30:46,080
Punished Ireland in the early stage of the first half...

3778
02:30:46,080 --> 02:30:46,460
With an...

3779
02:30:46,460 --> 02:30:48,140
Assumptuous free kick strike.

3780
02:30:52,140 --> 02:30:54,000
Which Randolph could do nothing about.

3781
02:30:55,320 --> 02:30:56,860
And that's a lovely little touch in the area.

3782
02:30:57,020 --> 02:31:01,000
Nice kind of ticky-tacky kind of stuff here now from Ireland as they pass the ball around.

3783
02:31:01,100 --> 02:31:02,140
Trying to get a little bit of...

3784
02:31:02,720 --> 02:31:04,740
A bit of shape on the ball.

3785
02:31:05,580 --> 02:31:06,880
As McLean gives it away.

3786
02:31:06,960 --> 02:31:07,340
Doesn't he?

3787
02:31:07,340 --> 02:31:07,860
No he doesn't.

3788
02:31:07,920 --> 02:31:08,280
He's run.

3789
02:31:08,340 --> 02:31:08,780
He's made a run.

3790
02:31:08,820 --> 02:31:09,820
He's got the ball back again.

3791
02:31:09,920 --> 02:31:10,940
A lovely bit of one-two there.

3792
02:31:11,020 --> 02:31:11,600
I think with Horahan.

3793
02:31:11,780 --> 02:31:13,260
Back to Horahan now in the center.

3794
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:14,140
Forwards it to...

3795
02:31:14,940 --> 02:31:15,440
McGoldrick.

3796
02:31:15,580 --> 02:31:16,540
McGoldrick and Lyon.

3797
02:31:16,700 --> 02:31:17,780
Can they play something together?

3798
02:31:17,880 --> 02:31:18,520
Can they do something?

3799
02:31:18,980 --> 02:31:19,780
Lyon to McGoldrick.

3800
02:31:19,880 --> 02:31:20,360
McGoldrick.

3801
02:31:20,780 --> 02:31:22,020
Into the back of the sack.

3802
02:31:22,340 --> 02:31:22,940
And it's Ireland.

3803
02:31:23,360 --> 02:31:24,800
They've managed to pull one back.

3804
02:31:25,820 --> 02:31:26,300
Goal.

3805
02:31:31,500 --> 02:31:32,140
Absolutely.

3806
02:31:33,260 --> 02:31:33,900
Sumptuous.

3807
02:31:34,580 --> 02:31:35,220
Sumptuous.

3808
02:31:36,000 --> 02:31:36,640
Sumptuous.

3809
02:31:37,240 --> 02:31:39,220
Team effort play there from Ireland.

3810
02:31:40,760 --> 02:31:42,000
It's fantastic.

3811
02:31:43,000 --> 02:31:44,300
It's absolutely bombastic.

3812
02:31:44,300 --> 02:31:45,000
Bombastic.

3813
02:31:46,000 --> 02:31:48,880
It was a wonderful team play goal.

3814
02:31:49,460 --> 02:31:50,860
And straight away.

3815
02:31:51,240 --> 02:31:52,100
That combination.

3816
02:31:52,600 --> 02:31:53,500
Of Shane Long.

3817
02:31:53,880 --> 02:31:54,800
And McGoldrick.

3818
02:31:55,280 --> 02:31:56,760
Doing a little one-two.

3819
02:31:56,960 --> 02:31:57,600
Tippy-tappy.

3820
02:31:57,740 --> 02:31:58,400
Thanking you.

3821
02:31:58,540 --> 02:31:59,820
Back into the onion sack.

3822
02:31:59,900 --> 02:32:01,200
And let's get back to the action.

3823
02:32:01,300 --> 02:32:01,920
Kind of crack.

3824
02:32:03,300 --> 02:32:04,480
Lovely piece of play.

3825
02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:05,780
Which we've been wanting to see.

3826
02:32:05,860 --> 02:32:06,900
For quite some time now Tom.

3827
02:32:07,880 --> 02:32:09,000
What can I say over then.

3828
02:32:09,440 --> 02:32:10,680
Holy schmucks.

3829
02:32:11,220 --> 02:32:12,020
The guy's got it.

3830
02:32:12,500 --> 02:32:14,280
He's got firecrackers in his boots.

3831
02:32:15,140 --> 02:32:16,240
He's sending Ireland.

3832
02:32:16,700 --> 02:32:18,120
Into the quarterfinals.

3833
02:32:18,180 --> 02:32:19,580
I can feel it in the waters.

3834
02:32:20,420 --> 02:32:20,840
Up mayo.

3835
02:32:22,440 --> 02:32:23,340
Up mayo.

3836
02:32:23,340 --> 02:32:23,780
Indeed.

3837
02:32:24,080 --> 02:32:24,940
And let's just say.

3838
02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:26,280
Let's just say here.

3839
02:32:26,740 --> 02:32:28,100
That wasn't even Shane Long.

3840
02:32:28,180 --> 02:32:28,400
That was.

3841
02:32:28,520 --> 02:32:29,260
I beg your pardon.

3842
02:32:29,260 --> 02:32:29,520
It was.

3843
02:32:29,600 --> 02:32:30,740
It was Glenn Whelan.

3844
02:32:31,420 --> 02:32:33,040
Who was playing the sumptuous.

3845
02:32:33,300 --> 02:32:33,900
One-two.

3846
02:32:34,660 --> 02:32:35,300
Uni-flu.

3847
02:32:36,300 --> 02:32:37,320
With McGoldrick.

3848
02:32:38,520 --> 02:32:39,880
To give Ireland.

3849
02:32:40,720 --> 02:32:41,260
That goal.

3850
02:32:41,320 --> 02:32:42,720
They so badly needed.

3851
02:32:42,860 --> 02:32:43,560
Tommy Schlug.

3852
02:32:44,280 --> 02:32:45,920
They needed it so badly.

3853
02:32:46,600 --> 02:32:47,700
They wanted it.

3854
02:32:47,780 --> 02:32:48,920
They craved it.

3855
02:32:49,740 --> 02:32:49,940
Sure.

3856
02:32:50,000 --> 02:32:50,540
They went to.

3857
02:32:50,540 --> 02:32:51,240
They went to.

3858
02:32:51,440 --> 02:32:51,840
Lords.

3859
02:32:53,020 --> 02:32:54,000
During half time.

3860
02:32:54,340 --> 02:32:55,300
To pray for the win.

3861
02:32:56,140 --> 02:32:57,380
That's how committed to.

3862
02:32:58,080 --> 02:32:59,440
And how did they manage.

3863
02:32:59,440 --> 02:33:00,160
To get to Lords.

3864
02:33:00,160 --> 02:33:00,820
From Qatar.

3865
02:33:01,000 --> 02:33:01,300
In such.

3866
02:33:01,500 --> 02:33:02,240
Space of time.

3867
02:33:02,300 --> 02:33:02,500
Tom.

3868
02:33:04,220 --> 02:33:05,600
I'm never meant to tell you this.

3869
02:33:07,260 --> 02:33:08,380
But they're still using.

3870
02:33:08,620 --> 02:33:08,940
Concords.

3871
02:33:10,380 --> 02:33:11,360
But even still.

3872
02:33:11,500 --> 02:33:12,580
At Concord speed.

3873
02:33:12,700 --> 02:33:13,360
That's still.

3874
02:33:14,460 --> 02:33:15,340
They only have.

3875
02:33:15,440 --> 02:33:16,040
15 minutes.

3876
02:33:16,040 --> 02:33:16,900
To eat the oranges.

3877
02:33:17,060 --> 02:33:17,320
And get.

3878
02:33:17,420 --> 02:33:18,140
Get back on the.

3879
02:33:18,160 --> 02:33:18,660
On the pitch.

3880
02:33:19,720 --> 02:33:20,620
Believe you and me.

3881
02:33:20,740 --> 02:33:21,740
You can get to Lords.

3882
02:33:21,740 --> 02:33:22,440
On a Concord.

3883
02:33:22,440 --> 02:33:23,220
From Qatar.

3884
02:33:23,940 --> 02:33:24,500
And get back.

3885
02:33:24,500 --> 02:33:25,720
You're talking shite Tom.

3886
02:33:26,000 --> 02:33:26,460
And I'll tell you.

3887
02:33:26,520 --> 02:33:27,460
Who else is talking shite.

3888
02:33:27,700 --> 02:33:28,180
Ukraine.

3889
02:33:28,800 --> 02:33:30,200
They're trying to play the ball.

3890
02:33:30,600 --> 02:33:31,280
Into their.

3891
02:33:31,420 --> 02:33:32,580
Into their own position.

3892
02:33:33,140 --> 02:33:33,920
If you can imagine.

3893
02:33:33,920 --> 02:33:34,680
What that is.

3894
02:33:35,040 --> 02:33:35,540
But Ireland.

3895
02:33:35,980 --> 02:33:36,740
They're wise.

3896
02:33:36,880 --> 02:33:37,600
To their spirits.

3897
02:33:37,980 --> 02:33:38,500
And this guy.

3898
02:33:38,580 --> 02:33:39,220
On the wing now.

3899
02:33:39,300 --> 02:33:39,620
Brady.

3900
02:33:39,880 --> 02:33:40,680
He's got a.

3901
02:33:40,680 --> 02:33:41,880
A poor touch.

3902
02:33:42,500 --> 02:33:43,700
And it's dispossessed.

3903
02:33:44,080 --> 02:33:45,100
And the Ukrainians.

3904
02:33:45,240 --> 02:33:45,420
They're.

3905
02:33:45,500 --> 02:33:46,300
They're obsessed.

3906
02:33:46,300 --> 02:33:46,980
With us man.

3907
02:33:47,400 --> 02:33:48,760
Why are you so obsessed.

3908
02:33:48,760 --> 02:33:49,520
With us Ukraine.

3909
02:33:50,080 --> 02:33:50,600
We're obviously.

3910
02:33:50,760 --> 02:33:51,500
In your heads man.

3911
02:33:51,580 --> 02:33:52,440
We're living in your heads.

3912
02:33:52,540 --> 02:33:52,740
Is it?

3913
02:33:53,320 --> 02:33:54,280
You have pictures of us.

3914
02:33:54,340 --> 02:33:54,500
On.

3915
02:33:54,740 --> 02:33:55,220
You keep.

3916
02:33:55,440 --> 02:33:56,300
Putting pictures of us.

3917
02:33:56,300 --> 02:33:57,240
On your face books.

3918
02:33:57,580 --> 02:33:57,780
Going.

3919
02:33:57,900 --> 02:33:58,560
We're going to beat you.

3920
02:33:59,000 --> 02:33:59,960
When we're not even.

3921
02:33:59,960 --> 02:34:00,360
Fucking.

3922
02:34:00,580 --> 02:34:01,440
Listening to ye.

3923
02:34:01,740 --> 02:34:02,640
Or bothered about.

3924
02:34:02,680 --> 02:34:03,840
We're listening to tunes man.

3925
02:34:05,520 --> 02:34:06,060
Through ball.

3926
02:34:06,380 --> 02:34:06,640
To.

3927
02:34:06,940 --> 02:34:07,460
McGoldrick.

3928
02:34:07,860 --> 02:34:08,840
It's not found him though.

3929
02:34:09,200 --> 02:34:09,900
It's cut out well.

3930
02:34:09,960 --> 02:34:11,200
By the Ukrainian bad boys.

3931
02:34:11,740 --> 02:34:13,080
They've managed to hold possession.

3932
02:34:13,280 --> 02:34:14,000
Maintaining it.

3933
02:34:14,080 --> 02:34:14,600
Diligently.

3934
02:34:14,600 --> 02:34:15,480
And respectively.

3935
02:34:15,480 --> 02:34:16,500
In the middle of the park.

3936
02:34:17,000 --> 02:34:17,880
They're going to pass now.

3937
02:34:17,980 --> 02:34:18,380
To who?

3938
02:34:18,640 --> 02:34:19,080
No one.

3939
02:34:19,220 --> 02:34:19,760
Number 10.

3940
02:34:20,360 --> 02:34:21,100
Holding the ball.

3941
02:34:21,620 --> 02:34:22,160
Like a pro.

3942
02:34:22,720 --> 02:34:23,920
Very good possession work.

3943
02:34:24,180 --> 02:34:26,420
And look at this lad.

3944
02:34:27,340 --> 02:34:28,500
Passing it out to that lad.

3945
02:34:28,560 --> 02:34:29,280
Malinovsky.

3946
02:34:29,820 --> 02:34:31,080
And there's another book on the wing.

3947
02:34:31,480 --> 02:34:33,240
Really nice play here from Ukraine.

3948
02:34:33,760 --> 02:34:35,940
Ireland need to fucking press and get something out of this.

3949
02:34:35,980 --> 02:34:36,340
Because it's.

3950
02:34:36,440 --> 02:34:37,280
They're going to get punished.

3951
02:34:38,140 --> 02:34:39,420
You're going to get creamed lads.

3952
02:34:39,660 --> 02:34:40,440
Get the ball out.

3953
02:34:41,560 --> 02:34:46,820
The ball is well and truly out, but it's back only as far as the Ukrainian bad boys in the middle.

3954
02:34:47,280 --> 02:34:51,320
Hendrik finds McGoldrick. McGoldrick looking for Hurrahan the whole...

3955
02:34:51,320 --> 02:34:52,720
The Hurricane Hurrakan in the middle.

3956
02:34:53,040 --> 02:34:54,880
He puts the ball into the middle to Shane Long.

3957
02:34:55,000 --> 02:34:56,960
Shane Long, little bit of interplay here with McLean.

3958
02:34:57,140 --> 02:34:59,420
McLean, Shane Long, one-on-one, surely.

3959
02:34:59,780 --> 02:35:02,960
Shane Long strikes it into the back of the net with Fury.

3960
02:35:03,420 --> 02:35:06,740
And that's what you get when you mess with the boys in green.

3961
02:35:06,740 --> 02:35:16,720
What a goal. What a moment. What a piece of play from Ireland.

3962
02:35:17,800 --> 02:35:19,240
They're back at it again.

3963
02:35:20,760 --> 02:35:23,860
And you can't fault the teamwork, the determination.

3964
02:35:24,460 --> 02:35:28,340
Hurrahan in the middle, holding up nicely. James McLean, you know what I mean.

3965
02:35:29,560 --> 02:35:33,780
Shane Long, thundercrack, right to the back of the sack.

3966
02:35:34,740 --> 02:35:37,520
He's back, baby. Long is back.

3967
02:35:38,060 --> 02:35:42,180
And long may he continue to reign as the king of the goal.

3968
02:35:42,540 --> 02:35:46,380
The man who can get the ball into the goal, he is the king.

3969
02:35:46,640 --> 02:35:48,000
And that man is long.

3970
02:35:49,460 --> 02:35:52,100
Lovely stuff. It's 2-1. It's all to play for.

3971
02:35:52,500 --> 02:35:55,080
It really is, Tom. It really is.

3972
02:35:55,300 --> 02:36:00,620
It's so to play for that I'm actually going to start fucking eating porridge any moment.

3973
02:36:01,380 --> 02:36:06,820
Keep off the porridge, Francis, until half time because it's not going to calm the nerves.

3974
02:36:07,200 --> 02:36:08,860
This is going to be nail-biting stuff.

3975
02:36:09,260 --> 02:36:10,980
Ireland need to hold on to this lead.

3976
02:36:11,240 --> 02:36:12,440
And they're not letting go.

3977
02:36:12,560 --> 02:36:16,380
They're doggedly, determinedly taking the game to the opponent.

3978
02:36:17,380 --> 02:36:19,820
Tommy, stop commentating play-by-plays.

3979
02:36:19,940 --> 02:36:20,900
That's my job, man.

3980
02:36:20,980 --> 02:36:24,600
Your job is to do barstool observations.

3981
02:36:25,500 --> 02:36:25,760
Yeah?

3982
02:36:28,280 --> 02:36:29,680
Sorry about that, Francis.

3983
02:36:30,420 --> 02:36:31,220
No problem.

3984
02:36:32,040 --> 02:36:32,960
Look at this now.

3985
02:36:33,200 --> 02:36:34,500
Ukraine. They're nasty.

3986
02:36:34,880 --> 02:36:35,960
Randolph with the hand.

3987
02:36:38,160 --> 02:36:39,360
Randolph with the hand.

3988
02:36:39,800 --> 02:36:42,040
And it's just gone straight out for a corner.

3989
02:36:42,560 --> 02:36:43,600
And it's that man.

3990
02:36:45,580 --> 02:36:47,460
Rudolph Randolph's hand.

3991
02:36:48,020 --> 02:36:49,360
That saves the game.

3992
02:36:50,920 --> 02:36:54,980
I tell you, if Rudolph had a red nose, Randolph would have had a red face.

3993
02:36:55,280 --> 02:36:57,600
Had he let that slip into the onion sack.

3994
02:37:00,480 --> 02:37:01,320
Ukraine now.

3995
02:37:01,640 --> 02:37:04,040
Their chance to float the balloon in from a corner ball.

3996
02:37:05,080 --> 02:37:06,060
Ireland need to defend.

3997
02:37:06,460 --> 02:37:07,540
They cannot concede here.

3998
02:37:08,480 --> 02:37:10,040
And it's a taken short one.

3999
02:37:10,240 --> 02:37:12,080
But it's a really poorly worked out routine.

4000
02:37:12,300 --> 02:37:14,040
It's cut out very easily by Stephens.

4001
02:37:14,280 --> 02:37:15,500
And it's end of Stephens now.

4002
02:37:15,720 --> 02:37:16,940
He's bombing it down the wing.

4003
02:37:17,180 --> 02:37:18,000
The king of the wing.

4004
02:37:18,340 --> 02:37:18,880
Here he is.

4005
02:37:19,080 --> 02:37:21,620
He's got Shane Lang and McGoldrick up in front of him.

4006
02:37:21,660 --> 02:37:22,720
But he's not going to use them.

4007
02:37:23,000 --> 02:37:23,960
Some people on the pitch.

4008
02:37:24,160 --> 02:37:25,600
He gives it back to McGoldrick.

4009
02:37:25,940 --> 02:37:27,000
He thinks it's all over.

4010
02:37:27,420 --> 02:37:28,840
I was shite, man.

4011
02:37:29,480 --> 02:37:32,860
Right to the left-hand side of the Percy Post.

4012
02:37:33,280 --> 02:37:33,960
It's a shame.

4013
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:35,540
Very shame.

4014
02:37:35,920 --> 02:37:36,680
Very shameful.

4015
02:37:37,380 --> 02:37:40,360
But, you know, I'm not getting personal.

4016
02:37:41,260 --> 02:37:42,960
It's a shame the goal didn't go in.

4017
02:37:43,120 --> 02:37:45,320
He shouldn't feel an ounce of shame about that.

4018
02:37:45,880 --> 02:37:46,640
Were you trying...

4019
02:37:46,640 --> 02:37:50,780
Tommy, are you trying to shame players on a broadcast?

4020
02:37:52,300 --> 02:37:54,020
I'm not trying to shame anyone now.

4021
02:37:54,720 --> 02:37:55,900
That's not what I'm doing.

4022
02:37:56,440 --> 02:37:59,780
Are you trying to bully people on a broadcast, Tommy?

4023
02:38:00,780 --> 02:38:02,180
No bullying being done here.

4024
02:38:02,660 --> 02:38:03,320
Zero bullying.

4025
02:38:03,320 --> 02:38:04,560
It's a zero bully workplace.

4026
02:38:04,740 --> 02:38:06,460
Equal opportunities workplace as well.

4027
02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:08,000
All right, man.

4028
02:38:08,000 --> 02:38:08,320
Stop.

4029
02:38:08,540 --> 02:38:11,540
No need to virtue signal, Tommy.

4030
02:38:12,040 --> 02:38:14,620
I was just asking whether or not you were being a bully.

4031
02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:16,580
No bullying.

4032
02:38:17,580 --> 02:38:18,460
Great stuff, Tom.

4033
02:38:18,900 --> 02:38:20,820
Now, let's carry on with this.

4034
02:38:21,140 --> 02:38:21,720
Where are we?

4035
02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:26,440
Let's hopefully see Ireland continue with an amazing run of form.

4036
02:38:27,220 --> 02:38:30,300
Dispatching all opposition who's laid waste in front of them.

4037
02:38:30,760 --> 02:38:35,600
Ukraine have been the only ones so far who have managed to put a dent in the side of the car.

4038
02:38:36,120 --> 02:38:40,640
But we've taken it to the local garage and it said it's easily going to be fixed.

4039
02:38:40,720 --> 02:38:42,760
He won't even have to get a new bumper.

4040
02:38:43,240 --> 02:38:43,880
And look at this.

4041
02:38:44,100 --> 02:38:46,660
Hendrik squares it over to Brady.

4042
02:38:46,820 --> 02:38:48,280
Brady over to McGoldrick.

4043
02:38:48,420 --> 02:38:48,940
McGoldrick.

4044
02:38:49,240 --> 02:38:50,400
Quick feet here from McGoldrick.

4045
02:38:50,700 --> 02:38:52,280
Quick feet again there from 18.

4046
02:38:53,420 --> 02:38:55,220
And it's that man.

4047
02:38:56,100 --> 02:38:57,320
That man.

4048
02:38:58,040 --> 02:38:59,120
Shane Lang.

4049
02:38:59,680 --> 02:39:00,960
You know who I mean.

4050
02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:05,720
Absolutely amazing play again from the man Shane Lang.

4051
02:39:05,720 --> 02:39:07,540
And it's Ireland 3 now.

4052
02:39:08,320 --> 02:39:09,200
Ireland 3.

4053
02:39:09,500 --> 02:39:10,340
Ukraine 1.

4054
02:39:11,980 --> 02:39:12,780
You can't.

4055
02:39:13,220 --> 02:39:13,880
Can't.

4056
02:39:15,200 --> 02:39:16,280
Touch this.

4057
02:39:16,500 --> 02:39:17,240
It's so hot.

4058
02:39:17,860 --> 02:39:18,540
So hot.

4059
02:39:19,140 --> 02:39:20,340
It's too hot to touch.

4060
02:39:20,620 --> 02:39:21,520
Too hot to touch.

4061
02:39:21,760 --> 02:39:22,640
Too hot to touch.

4062
02:39:22,900 --> 02:39:23,700
Too hot to touch.

4063
02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:25,020
That man's too hot to touch.

4064
02:39:25,120 --> 02:39:26,500
That shot's too hot to touch.

4065
02:39:27,900 --> 02:39:31,200
Really was a lovely little bit of sumptuous interplay.

4066
02:39:31,820 --> 02:39:36,580
Before hardcore goal mouth action was produced.

4067
02:39:37,480 --> 02:39:38,400
And that headbutt.

4068
02:39:38,680 --> 02:39:41,580
Two lads on the same side headbutting each other.

4069
02:39:41,940 --> 02:39:43,560
Because they love it so much.

4070
02:39:44,280 --> 02:39:45,620
They need to get the love out their head.

4071
02:39:45,680 --> 02:39:47,800
The only way they can get it out their head is to headbutt each other.

4072
02:39:47,940 --> 02:39:48,840
It's a 3-1.

4073
02:39:49,040 --> 02:39:49,920
The FIFA.

4074
02:39:50,460 --> 02:39:50,740
Haha.

4075
02:39:50,980 --> 02:39:52,220
They're arguing with each other.

4076
02:39:52,420 --> 02:39:54,220
Look at those lads arguing because they lashed.

4077
02:39:54,860 --> 02:39:56,380
Cat fighting amongst the pigeons.

4078
02:39:57,100 --> 02:39:58,040
But it's the winners.

4079
02:39:59,100 --> 02:40:03,300
Who will continue into the feckin' what is the last 16?

4080
02:40:03,520 --> 02:40:07,920
A lovely little bit of a fortnight dance routine between the two boys and a quick prayer.

4081
02:40:08,020 --> 02:40:09,900
Cover your mouths lads while they're gossiping.

4082
02:40:09,900 --> 02:40:12,380
The lads are gossiping about the Ukrainian boys.

4083
02:40:13,080 --> 02:40:14,300
And it's amazing.

4084
02:40:14,740 --> 02:40:15,220
Amazing.

4085
02:40:15,720 --> 02:40:16,640
Amazing world.

4086
02:40:16,780 --> 02:40:17,780
Time to be in it.

4087
02:40:17,780 --> 02:40:19,960
And it's an amazing time to be alive as well.

4088
02:40:19,960 --> 02:40:21,960
Because we never realized this would actually happen.

4089
02:40:22,160 --> 02:40:23,200
We'd get this far.

4090
02:40:23,340 --> 02:40:25,680
Especially when that moment happened with Randolph.

4091
02:40:27,840 --> 02:40:28,400
Absolutely.

4092
02:40:28,400 --> 02:40:28,400
Absolutely.

4093
02:40:29,180 --> 02:40:29,940
Positively.

4094
02:40:31,140 --> 02:40:31,900
Insanity.

4095
02:40:33,020 --> 02:40:34,340
start to finish.

4096
02:40:35,300 --> 02:40:38,280
And when we seen that goal go in first for the Ukraine books.

4097
02:40:38,920 --> 02:40:41,720
And we saw these misses if we were having the first half.

4098
02:40:42,600 --> 02:40:46,440
How many bites of the cherry do you need before you stick the ball into the onion sack lads?

4099
02:40:47,080 --> 02:40:48,340
We were down on our luck.

4100
02:40:48,740 --> 02:40:50,080
But we never give up.

4101
02:40:50,520 --> 02:40:51,420
Like that man there.

4102
02:40:51,480 --> 02:40:51,900
McLean.

4103
02:40:52,260 --> 02:40:53,580
Sending in the clean balls.

4104
02:40:53,640 --> 02:40:54,660
Into the mixing desk.

4105
02:40:55,720 --> 02:40:56,460
McOldrick.

4106
02:40:57,000 --> 02:40:58,560
Hand to the heads every chance we miss.

4107
02:40:58,620 --> 02:41:00,900
You can tell his heart is bleeding green.

4108
02:41:01,920 --> 02:41:03,740
And he doesn't stop for the team.

4109
02:41:03,860 --> 02:41:04,380
He gives all.

4110
02:41:04,460 --> 02:41:05,940
He gives the 110%.

4111
02:41:05,940 --> 02:41:07,820
The Hurricane Hurricane.

4112
02:41:08,340 --> 02:41:09,360
Doing the business.

4113
02:41:10,160 --> 02:41:11,800
Again and again and again and again.

4114
02:41:12,300 --> 02:41:13,260
And you had McOldrick.

4115
02:41:13,380 --> 02:41:16,440
Lovely bit of work there with either Shane Lang.

4116
02:41:16,620 --> 02:41:19,060
It was Brady or Whelan.

4117
02:41:20,260 --> 02:41:21,100
It was actually Hendrick.

4118
02:41:21,660 --> 02:41:22,620
McOldrick and Hendrick.

4119
02:41:22,720 --> 02:41:23,440
Jimmy Hendricks.

4120
02:41:24,740 --> 02:41:26,120
Absolutely insane.

4121
02:41:27,480 --> 02:41:28,380
Really was.

4122
02:41:28,620 --> 02:41:29,640
And it's he.

4123
02:41:29,740 --> 02:41:31,140
I have to pinch myself.

4124
02:41:31,400 --> 02:41:33,320
Even looking at these highlights Tommy.

4125
02:41:33,480 --> 02:41:34,060
To be honest.

4126
02:41:34,280 --> 02:41:36,560
And all the Irish fans going absolutely mental.

4127
02:41:36,820 --> 02:41:37,840
Out the back of the goal there.

4128
02:41:37,960 --> 02:41:38,200
Sorry.

4129
02:41:38,780 --> 02:41:40,740
Just getting a word there from the producer.

4130
02:41:40,880 --> 02:41:42,160
We're not allowed to use that word.

4131
02:41:42,420 --> 02:41:43,680
To describe mad scenes.

4132
02:41:44,380 --> 02:41:46,380
They were going absolutely Lula.

4133
02:41:46,820 --> 02:41:47,080
Tommy.

4134
02:41:47,180 --> 02:41:47,840
At the back of the goal.

4135
02:41:48,880 --> 02:41:49,140
Yep.

4136
02:41:49,480 --> 02:41:49,800
Lula.

4137
02:41:50,800 --> 02:41:53,400
And you can see them jumping up and down there behind the goal.

4138
02:41:53,400 --> 02:41:53,620
Look.

4139
02:41:54,300 --> 02:41:55,580
Before the goal has even gone in.

4140
02:41:55,980 --> 02:41:58,640
They're jumping up and down like coil springs.

4141
02:41:59,220 --> 02:41:59,880
Look at them.

4142
02:41:59,960 --> 02:42:01,120
Look at the boys jumping on the.

4143
02:42:01,400 --> 02:42:02,560
Being on the jumping beans.

4144
02:42:03,560 --> 02:42:03,920
Yep.

4145
02:42:04,160 --> 02:42:05,040
Although there's probably.

4146
02:42:05,460 --> 02:42:08,100
I don't think there's any dodgy stuff out in Qatari.

4147
02:42:08,240 --> 02:42:10,280
And you can't even drink.

4148
02:42:10,500 --> 02:42:10,700
Do you know.

4149
02:42:11,700 --> 02:42:12,040
Yeah.

4150
02:42:12,140 --> 02:42:12,320
I know.

4151
02:42:12,380 --> 02:42:13,560
We had that conversation already.

4152
02:42:13,720 --> 02:42:14,520
It's kind of strange.

4153
02:42:14,700 --> 02:42:15,020
Like you know.

4154
02:42:15,780 --> 02:42:17,360
The way they punish you for the drink.

4155
02:42:18,160 --> 02:42:19,280
Shall you be punished after.

4156
02:42:19,560 --> 02:42:19,980
I tell you.

4157
02:42:20,140 --> 02:42:23,020
There's enough punishment after 35 pints on a night.

4158
02:42:23,480 --> 02:42:23,800
Without.

4159
02:42:24,400 --> 02:42:24,800
Having.

4160
02:42:26,020 --> 02:42:27,580
The authorities coming and.

4161
02:42:27,860 --> 02:42:29,040
Either putting you in a jail.

4162
02:42:29,200 --> 02:42:29,300
Or.

4163
02:42:29,460 --> 02:42:30,040
As you said.

4164
02:42:30,940 --> 02:42:31,380
Do they cut.

4165
02:42:31,580 --> 02:42:33,580
I'm not sure if that's a secure story now.

4166
02:42:33,660 --> 02:42:35,640
About the cutting off the limbs for the drink.

4167
02:42:35,740 --> 02:42:35,840
But.

4168
02:42:36,860 --> 02:42:37,640
I don't know.

4169
02:42:37,880 --> 02:42:38,800
I have heard.

4170
02:42:39,200 --> 02:42:40,520
Only hearsay Tommy.

4171
02:42:41,000 --> 02:42:41,120
But.

4172
02:42:41,300 --> 02:42:42,740
Some of the stuff that I've heard.

4173
02:42:43,560 --> 02:42:44,920
It'd make your blood chill.

4174
02:42:45,640 --> 02:42:46,260
But let's see.

4175
02:42:46,480 --> 02:42:47,160
It's Qatar.

4176
02:42:47,280 --> 02:42:47,960
It's a world cup.

4177
02:42:48,020 --> 02:42:49,020
It's not about politics.

4178
02:42:49,160 --> 02:42:49,820
It is Qatar.

4179
02:42:49,820 --> 02:42:50,740
There's questionable.

4180
02:42:51,660 --> 02:42:52,540
Practices at play.

4181
02:42:52,920 --> 02:42:53,360
But look.

4182
02:42:53,440 --> 02:42:54,240
Let's ignore it.

4183
02:42:54,320 --> 02:42:55,700
For the greater good of the people.

4184
02:42:55,860 --> 02:42:57,340
And the greater good of the game.

4185
02:42:58,220 --> 02:42:58,700
Football.

4186
02:42:59,220 --> 02:43:00,600
Smothers all politics.

4187
02:43:00,760 --> 02:43:01,960
And brings everyone together.

4188
02:43:02,620 --> 02:43:03,300
Unified.

4189
02:43:03,500 --> 02:43:05,020
Under universal language.

4190
02:43:05,800 --> 02:43:06,100
Of.

4191
02:43:06,460 --> 02:43:08,600
An inflatable leather ball of air.

4192
02:43:08,920 --> 02:43:09,820
Which has passed.

4193
02:43:10,220 --> 02:43:10,860
Dexterously.

4194
02:43:11,600 --> 02:43:12,800
Among nimble legged.

4195
02:43:13,620 --> 02:43:14,840
Men of the grass.

4196
02:43:15,200 --> 02:43:15,840
Grass men.

4197
02:43:16,840 --> 02:43:18,020
And today's grass men.

4198
02:43:18,220 --> 02:43:18,580
Ireland.

4199
02:43:19,240 --> 02:43:19,920
Absolutely.

4200
02:43:19,920 --> 02:43:21,920
Did the unthinkable.

4201
02:43:22,040 --> 02:43:22,700
Yet again.

4202
02:43:23,200 --> 02:43:24,220
Against Ukraine.

4203
02:43:24,960 --> 02:43:25,980
In an absolutely.

4204
02:43:25,980 --> 02:43:26,940
In an indispensable.

4205
02:43:26,940 --> 02:43:26,960
In an indispensable.

4206
02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:28,300
Game of football.

4207
02:43:31,020 --> 02:43:31,820
Evenly matched.

4208
02:43:32,820 --> 02:43:34,380
But when it came to the crunch.

4209
02:43:35,780 --> 02:43:37,180
The shots that we took.

4210
02:43:37,280 --> 02:43:37,780
Were more.

4211
02:43:38,300 --> 02:43:38,700
And.

4212
02:43:39,020 --> 02:43:39,800
They were on target.

4213
02:43:41,260 --> 02:43:41,720
That's true.

4214
02:43:42,440 --> 02:43:42,780
Sorry.

4215
02:43:42,900 --> 02:43:43,700
I nearly called you.

4216
02:43:43,760 --> 02:43:43,980
Tom.

4217
02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:45,820
Are you losing your mind.

4218
02:43:45,900 --> 02:43:46,240
Or something.

4219
02:43:47,040 --> 02:43:47,760
Not really.

4220
02:43:47,760 --> 02:43:47,760
Not really.

4221
02:43:47,860 --> 02:43:47,920
No.

4222
02:43:47,980 --> 02:43:49,240
But you've had a bit of porridge.

4223
02:43:49,400 --> 02:43:49,520
You see.

4224
02:43:49,600 --> 02:43:50,840
So you'll probably be less likely.

4225
02:43:50,840 --> 02:43:51,640
To make the errors.

4226
02:43:52,700 --> 02:43:52,880
But.

4227
02:43:53,720 --> 02:43:54,160
Look.

4228
02:43:54,400 --> 02:43:55,500
They didn't lie down.

4229
02:43:56,820 --> 02:43:58,000
The boys were working.

4230
02:43:58,420 --> 02:43:58,520
From.

4231
02:43:58,700 --> 02:43:58,820
As.

4232
02:43:59,060 --> 02:44:00,280
As soon as the alarm clock.

4233
02:44:00,360 --> 02:44:00,820
Went off.

4234
02:44:01,320 --> 02:44:02,700
The Ukraine lads were working.

4235
02:44:03,520 --> 02:44:03,860
They were.

4236
02:44:04,280 --> 02:44:04,980
Hard at it.

4237
02:44:05,360 --> 02:44:06,380
They know what their.

4238
02:44:06,380 --> 02:44:07,280
They know what their.

4239
02:44:07,380 --> 02:44:08,440
Their game plan is.

4240
02:44:08,560 --> 02:44:09,380
And their strategy is.

4241
02:44:10,920 --> 02:44:12,380
Ronaldo is in Kilmain.

4242
02:44:12,520 --> 02:44:13,420
Thank you very much.

4243
02:44:13,600 --> 02:44:14,520
For your tip there.

4244
02:44:14,580 --> 02:44:15,200
It's just come in.

4245
02:44:16,300 --> 02:44:16,840
I hope.

4246
02:44:17,200 --> 02:44:18,260
That you are doing well.

4247
02:44:18,360 --> 02:44:18,460
And.

4248
02:44:19,200 --> 02:44:20,120
That you're enjoying.

4249
02:44:20,580 --> 02:44:21,880
The football that's on display.

4250
02:44:22,160 --> 02:44:22,740
Even though.

4251
02:44:22,900 --> 02:44:24,380
I know for a fact.

4252
02:44:25,400 --> 02:44:26,220
That anyone.

4253
02:44:28,100 --> 02:44:29,560
Associated with the Irish setup.

4254
02:44:29,560 --> 02:44:31,560
Will be absolutely ecstatic.

4255
02:44:32,220 --> 02:44:33,360
This moment in time.

4256
02:44:34,020 --> 02:44:34,840
Weejo FC.

4257
02:44:35,400 --> 02:44:36,340
I know for a fact.

4258
02:44:36,440 --> 02:44:36,820
You'll be.

4259
02:44:37,320 --> 02:44:38,360
You'll be happy about this.

4260
02:44:38,400 --> 02:44:39,400
Because you have FC.

4261
02:44:39,760 --> 02:44:40,820
In your name.

4262
02:44:41,440 --> 02:44:41,840
Weejo.

4263
02:44:42,780 --> 02:44:43,280
So.

4264
02:44:43,680 --> 02:44:45,540
That is indicative of some.

4265
02:44:46,240 --> 02:44:46,740
Kind of.

4266
02:44:47,060 --> 02:44:48,340
Feel the dream.

4267
02:44:48,680 --> 02:44:49,200
Fondness.

4268
02:44:49,420 --> 02:44:50,920
For the beautiful game.

4269
02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:51,580
So to speak.

4270
02:44:51,660 --> 02:44:53,840
As Sakuragi Hanamichi.

4271
02:44:54,320 --> 02:44:54,640
Taps.

4272
02:44:55,100 --> 02:44:55,600
Taps.

4273
02:44:55,720 --> 02:44:56,240
Taps.

4274
02:44:56,240 --> 02:44:57,700
One euro into the sack.

4275
02:44:58,360 --> 02:45:00,040
Thank you very much for that.

4276
02:45:00,420 --> 02:45:01,420
I hope you're doing well.

4277
02:45:01,860 --> 02:45:02,800
I wish you could see me.

4278
02:45:02,900 --> 02:45:03,500
Eating this porridge.

4279
02:45:03,820 --> 02:45:04,220
In fact.

4280
02:45:05,280 --> 02:45:06,000
Do you know what?

4281
02:45:06,040 --> 02:45:07,160
Let's get porridge cam.

4282
02:45:07,560 --> 02:45:08,720
Francis porridge cam.

4283
02:45:08,820 --> 02:45:09,440
Set up here.

4284
02:45:10,060 --> 02:45:11,580
Because I think you deserve it.

4285
02:45:12,240 --> 02:45:12,520
You've.

4286
02:45:12,520 --> 02:45:13,420
You've stuck it out.

4287
02:45:13,800 --> 02:45:14,820
You've weathered the storm.

4288
02:45:15,260 --> 02:45:15,920
The world cup.

4289
02:45:15,920 --> 02:45:16,840
Is still to play for.

4290
02:45:16,940 --> 02:45:17,940
We haven't come up against.

4291
02:45:17,940 --> 02:45:19,100
The big boys of Brazil.

4292
02:45:19,100 --> 02:45:19,560
Or.

4293
02:45:19,960 --> 02:45:20,640
Or Argentina.

4294
02:45:20,960 --> 02:45:21,240
Yet.

4295
02:45:21,660 --> 02:45:22,500
But it's going to happen.

4296
02:45:22,580 --> 02:45:23,420
I know it's going to happen.

4297
02:45:24,540 --> 02:45:25,600
I just want to eat some porridge.

4298
02:45:25,760 --> 02:45:25,920
I'll be.

4299
02:45:26,000 --> 02:45:27,240
I'll be back in a Modric.

4300
02:45:28,660 --> 02:45:30,140
It's a crisp winter's day.

4301
02:45:30,300 --> 02:45:48,300
So we are going to take the credits to make the credits for a year.

4302
02:45:48,300 --> 02:46:14,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4303
02:46:14,300 --> 02:46:38,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4304
02:46:38,300 --> 02:46:48,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4305
02:46:48,300 --> 02:46:58,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4306
02:46:58,300 --> 02:47:18,300
Modric.

4307
02:47:18,300 --> 02:47:28,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4308
02:47:28,300 --> 02:47:38,300
For the next game.

4309
02:47:38,300 --> 02:47:48,300
So we are going to take the credits for a year.

4310
02:47:48,300 --> 02:47:50,300
We have been there a few times.

4311
02:47:50,300 --> 02:47:52,300
We have been there too many times.

4312
02:47:52,300 --> 02:47:54,300
But I mean look at it.

4313
02:47:54,300 --> 02:47:56,300
We are further now.

4314
02:47:56,300 --> 02:47:58,300
Than we have ever.

4315
02:47:58,300 --> 02:47:58,300
Oh no.

4316
02:47:58,300 --> 02:48:00,300
Maybe Korea Japan.

4317
02:48:00,300 --> 02:48:02,300
Maybe Korea Japan.

4318
02:48:02,300 --> 02:48:04,300
Got further than this.

4319
02:48:04,300 --> 02:48:06,300
World Cup 2002.

4320
02:48:06,300 --> 02:48:10,300
Remember who went out against Spain.

4321
02:48:10,300 --> 02:48:12,300
On penalties.

4322
02:48:12,300 --> 02:48:22,300
Sorry there.

4323
02:48:22,300 --> 02:48:24,300
Let me see here.

4324
02:48:24,300 --> 02:48:28,300
I am just after missing some kind hearted donations there.

4325
02:48:28,300 --> 02:48:30,940
Owen Murphy

4326
02:48:30,940 --> 02:48:33,920
Thank you very much Owen Murphy

4327
02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:36,740
While Modric was on Owen

4328
02:48:36,740 --> 02:48:38,280
Your thing came through

4329
02:48:38,280 --> 02:48:40,420
Thank you very much for that

4330
02:48:40,420 --> 02:48:42,300
I hope you're doing well

4331
02:48:42,300 --> 02:48:45,140
The porridge is in

4332
02:48:45,140 --> 02:48:46,540
It's sensational

4333
02:48:46,540 --> 02:48:48,960
It's probably some of the best porridge I've ever porrished

4334
02:48:48,960 --> 02:48:51,520
And that's an absolute fact

4335
02:48:51,520 --> 02:48:55,080
Thank you very much Flavin's Porridge

4336
02:48:55,080 --> 02:48:57,620
Thank you very much

4337
02:48:57,620 --> 02:49:06,820
Really I'm astounded

4338
02:49:06,820 --> 02:49:08,500
I'm spellbounded

4339
02:49:08,500 --> 02:49:10,500
I'm spellbound

4340
02:49:10,500 --> 02:49:12,400
I'm enchanted

4341
02:49:12,400 --> 02:49:14,100
I'm slanted and enchanted

4342
02:49:14,100 --> 02:49:15,500
Arizona

4343
02:49:15,500 --> 02:49:18,260
And I'm bowled over with the absolute

4344
02:49:18,260 --> 02:49:20,760
Enthusiasm and ability

4345
02:49:20,760 --> 02:49:22,880
Of the players and the management

4346
02:49:22,880 --> 02:49:23,860
The coaching staff

4347
02:49:23,860 --> 02:49:26,940
Myself included Tommy Schlug

4348
02:49:26,940 --> 02:49:30,920
And I just wanted to take this moment to put the face cam on guys

4349
02:49:30,920 --> 02:49:36,920
You thought it was a kooky quirky moment where I'd have some porridge and go oh look at the porridge and all that

4350
02:49:36,920 --> 02:49:46,000
It's actually more than that means something more than that Michael thank you very much for that Michael McCarthy and goal by Pooh Richardson and Flavin's Porridge

4351
02:49:46,000 --> 02:50:15,460
A majestic depiction of the majestic depiction of the beautiful game NATO would be proud thank you very much but guys we're having fun here today Ireland are doing well it's insane but there's a very serious message at the moment and I know Covid is going on all that kind of stuff you don't want to you're going Francis we're here for the football lad it's not about Covid well the fun stops here the joke and ends here okay?

4352
02:50:15,460 --> 02:50:29,440
I'm gonna put my FIFA I'm gonna put my FIFA hat on here and tell you a public a public service broadcast message from me Francis Higgins who works for FIFA

4353
02:50:29,440 --> 02:50:35,300
Hi guys, Francis Higgins from FIFA here.

4354
02:50:35,900 --> 02:50:41,120
I just want to, now you may have heard there's been a lot of chat about the Qatari World Cup.

4355
02:50:41,960 --> 02:50:45,040
A lot of people saying things about it.

4356
02:50:45,380 --> 02:50:50,980
Saying that, you know, the cheap labour was not good.

4357
02:50:50,980 --> 02:50:57,200
And that the heat, they're making lads work in the heat and there's a lot of that going on.

4358
02:50:57,380 --> 02:51:01,180
Yes, it's not gone good. There's been a lot of bad stuff there.

4359
02:51:02,680 --> 02:51:05,740
Some of you are wanting to know about backhanders.

4360
02:51:05,880 --> 02:51:07,860
Why were backhanders given for the World Cup?

4361
02:51:08,500 --> 02:51:10,000
I'm here to tell you everything.

4362
02:51:12,160 --> 02:51:13,320
All that was.

4363
02:51:15,220 --> 02:51:16,920
And this is the gods on us now.

4364
02:51:20,020 --> 02:51:25,820
The cheap labour and the lads that, you know, while they were building the stadium.

4365
02:51:26,820 --> 02:51:30,460
Those guys and FIFA.

4366
02:51:30,900 --> 02:51:36,120
The rumours about FIFA and backhanders and Qatari's taking backhanders off Qatari's for the World Cup.

4367
02:51:38,140 --> 02:51:40,480
Absolute horse shit.

4368
02:51:41,520 --> 02:51:43,540
And that's, you can, that's from me.

4369
02:51:43,660 --> 02:51:44,620
From the top down.

4370
02:51:44,620 --> 02:51:45,740
Top brass.

4371
02:51:49,240 --> 02:51:51,620
And there's no conflict of interest.

4372
02:51:53,920 --> 02:51:54,780
Do you hear me?

4373
02:51:54,980 --> 02:51:56,860
There's zero conflict of interest here.

4374
02:51:57,440 --> 02:51:59,400
The Qatari's are doing a good job.

4375
02:52:00,800 --> 02:52:02,980
They're doing a standout job.

4376
02:52:03,700 --> 02:52:04,920
They're an amazing bunch.

4377
02:52:05,600 --> 02:52:07,680
They've got human best interest at heart.

4378
02:52:09,600 --> 02:52:10,920
And they'll leave me standing.

4379
02:52:13,420 --> 02:52:15,060
Morally and dignitarily.

4380
02:52:15,300 --> 02:52:16,040
They'll leave me standing.

4381
02:52:19,300 --> 02:52:20,540
Thanks very much, guys.

4382
02:52:21,220 --> 02:52:23,340
Back to the porridge and back to the football now.

4383
02:52:23,340 --> 02:52:42,980
Somebody there in the chat saying I'm talking shite.

4384
02:52:43,200 --> 02:52:44,000
Listen, lads.

4385
02:52:44,520 --> 02:52:47,080
You wouldn't know shite if you talked it yourselves.

4386
02:52:47,640 --> 02:52:51,640
So go and take a plane to I don't care land.

4387
02:52:52,240 --> 02:52:53,380
But, but, but you know what?

4388
02:52:53,420 --> 02:52:55,720
You won't even be able to take a plane because of the COVID.

4389
02:52:56,460 --> 02:52:56,720
Yeah?

4390
02:52:57,260 --> 02:52:58,400
So what are you going to do?

4391
02:52:58,800 --> 02:53:02,060
You're probably just going to stay there and keep watching anyway.

4392
02:53:02,280 --> 02:53:05,180
I know you're, I know you're, that's what you're doing.

4393
02:53:05,620 --> 02:53:06,740
I know the crack, like.

4394
02:53:06,740 --> 02:53:23,480
Modric.

4395
02:53:23,480 --> 02:53:24,420
Modric.

4396
02:53:24,420 --> 02:53:29,420
Madrig

4397
02:53:29,420 --> 02:53:35,420
Madrig

4398
02:53:35,420 --> 02:53:41,420
Madrig

4399
02:53:41,420 --> 02:54:01,420
*Sings*

4400
02:54:01,420 --> 02:54:04,420
Connor Williams

4401
02:54:04,420 --> 02:54:10,420
Welcome back everybody to the highlights of the United States Grand Prix here on Network 2

4402
02:54:10,420 --> 02:54:12,420
It lights out and away they go

4403
02:54:12,420 --> 02:54:17,420
Baudars gets away well so does Verstrapon and he's right upset Vettars

4404
02:54:17,420 --> 02:54:22,420
As they enter the Moriarty Tribunal Expressway at an alarming and unyielding pace here

4405
02:54:22,420 --> 02:54:26,420
A pair of clown burglars hit the gravel sack there in front of the American audience

4406
02:54:26,420 --> 02:54:32,420
Give them something to cheer about as they chow down on Cheeseburgers and Shakes on Network 2

4407
02:54:32,420 --> 02:54:36,420
Yeah, the American fast food diet is not sustainable

4408
02:54:36,420 --> 02:54:39,500
when you eat burgers every day, one day you're going to wake up

4409
02:54:39,500 --> 02:54:41,180
and you're going to say, how did I get like this?

4410
02:54:41,420 --> 02:54:44,780
You realize, man, every decision you ever made was probably a wrong decision.

4411
02:54:44,860 --> 02:54:45,880
It was probably the wrong decision.

4412
02:54:45,980 --> 02:54:48,120
It's just been made now by Leclerc and the Ferrari

4413
02:54:48,120 --> 02:54:50,980
has allowed loopity-loop-anger Hamilton to get the better of them

4414
02:54:50,980 --> 02:54:52,200
and lead the Ferrari pack.

4415
02:54:52,560 --> 02:54:56,120
Great news for Hamilton, who has vowed to donate his nose stud

4416
02:54:56,120 --> 02:54:59,360
to justice for dads if he wins the race.

4417
02:54:59,380 --> 02:55:01,420
That's a selfless move by Ludog.

4418
02:55:02,020 --> 02:55:04,140
Yeah, he's a good guy, is Ludog.

4419
02:55:04,600 --> 02:55:08,040
We're actually down at Eddie Jordan's hospitality unit before the race

4420
02:55:08,040 --> 02:55:10,080
and Matt Cooper was doing catering.

4421
02:55:10,940 --> 02:55:13,220
It's a pretty extravagant affair.

4422
02:55:15,000 --> 02:55:16,840
Ludog asked for vegan food.

4423
02:55:16,940 --> 02:55:18,560
Matt Cooper said his kebabs are bust.

4424
02:55:19,840 --> 02:55:23,460
So I had to ask Matt Cooper to leave, courtesy of Lou,

4425
02:55:23,520 --> 02:55:24,580
because I'm doing his handling.

4426
02:55:25,820 --> 02:55:29,060
Tell Coops to pack his kebabs, hit the Minty Highway.

4427
02:55:29,840 --> 02:55:33,480
We jam it up again next Tuesday, weekday fortnight on Dawson Street

4428
02:55:33,480 --> 02:55:36,760
for a mukbang on Network 2.

4429
02:55:36,920 --> 02:55:37,660
Lap 8.

4430
02:55:38,320 --> 02:55:40,860
We're really beginning to see the drivers man up

4431
02:55:40,860 --> 02:55:42,820
and watch the fuck out.

4432
02:55:43,940 --> 02:55:45,100
Because life moves fast.

4433
02:55:45,100 --> 02:55:48,920
Take a chill pill, JBP, because Seb Vett's back tires are buckled.

4434
02:55:49,320 --> 02:55:52,060
Bit of white smoke pumping out the side hatch of his jet stream there.

4435
02:55:52,180 --> 02:55:53,100
Something's going to have to give.

4436
02:55:53,160 --> 02:55:53,640
Just failed.

4437
02:55:54,220 --> 02:55:55,360
Yeah, failed.

4438
02:55:56,100 --> 02:55:56,920
Something broke.

4439
02:55:57,520 --> 02:56:01,720
Something's broke, he says, and he looks as though Seb Vett's front flapper needs changing.

4440
02:56:02,180 --> 02:56:04,820
But he's so far away from his love shack at the moment.

4441
02:56:05,080 --> 02:56:09,460
Unless one of his pit monkeys can come out and slap a new flapper on the side of the row.

4442
02:56:09,620 --> 02:56:11,440
But there's nowhere to park.

4443
02:56:11,580 --> 02:56:13,240
On Network 2.

4444
02:56:13,240 --> 02:56:15,800
Conor Williams.

4445
02:56:15,800 --> 02:56:37,780
Welcome back guys to the World Cup here on Network 2.

4446
02:56:38,620 --> 02:56:39,820
Conor Williams.

4447
02:56:41,900 --> 02:56:44,320
The score is from the first rockout mound.

4448
02:56:45,060 --> 02:56:48,940
Otherwise known in the non-spooneristic territory as knockout round.

4449
02:56:49,820 --> 02:56:50,960
Or as follows.

4450
02:56:51,160 --> 02:56:51,620
Morocco.

4451
02:56:52,820 --> 02:56:55,960
They came away with a 4-3 win over the Cameroon Bad Boys.

4452
02:56:56,780 --> 02:56:57,300
Brazil.

4453
02:56:57,560 --> 02:56:59,000
1-0 against Ecuador.

4454
02:57:01,000 --> 02:57:04,760
The Scottish Dreamers managed to dispatch the Honduran Creamers.

4455
02:57:04,880 --> 02:57:05,460
1-0.

4456
02:57:06,580 --> 02:57:07,260
Uruguay.

4457
02:57:08,160 --> 02:57:11,860
Took their Japanese counterpints to the bad place.

4458
02:57:12,200 --> 02:57:12,940
With a 2-0 win.

4459
02:57:13,760 --> 02:57:14,440
France 2.

4460
02:57:14,480 --> 02:57:15,260
Armenia 0.

4461
02:57:15,740 --> 02:57:16,600
Ireland 3.

4462
02:57:17,500 --> 02:57:18,260
Ukraine 1.

4463
02:57:19,260 --> 02:57:23,120
The Senegalese Dreamers tied up the Thai boys.

4464
02:57:24,000 --> 02:57:24,880
Out in Thailand.

4465
02:57:25,060 --> 02:57:27,080
With a 2-0 tie down.

4466
02:57:28,080 --> 02:57:32,040
The Romanians 4-0 against Coast d'Ivory.

4467
02:57:32,360 --> 02:57:33,280
On Francais.

4468
02:57:33,360 --> 02:57:37,520
Which means Ivory Coast in English.

4469
02:57:39,440 --> 02:57:43,060
That's going to shape us up for the next little while.

4470
02:57:43,120 --> 02:57:44,600
Let's have a little look and see where that's going to live.

4471
02:57:44,680 --> 02:57:45,780
It's in the tournament drawer here.

4472
02:57:48,480 --> 02:57:48,920
Morocco.

4473
02:57:49,280 --> 02:57:50,120
Quebec Cameroon.

4474
02:57:50,180 --> 02:57:52,500
Going to go through to play Brazil in the quarterfinals.

4475
02:57:53,700 --> 02:57:57,280
Scotland will face off against Uruguay.

4476
02:57:58,980 --> 02:58:00,320
On the other side of that.

4477
02:58:02,240 --> 02:58:02,640
Ireland.

4478
02:58:03,140 --> 02:58:04,280
The match you've been waiting for.

4479
02:58:05,440 --> 02:58:06,420
Against France.

4480
02:58:06,640 --> 02:58:07,560
It's about to kick off.

4481
02:58:07,660 --> 02:58:08,480
Stay tuned for that.

4482
02:58:08,540 --> 02:58:09,400
We've got all the coverage.

4483
02:58:09,980 --> 02:58:10,760
Brought to you.

4484
02:58:11,320 --> 02:58:12,600
From Francis Higgins Media.

4485
02:58:13,640 --> 02:58:15,940
Francis Higgins and Thomas Schlug.

4486
02:58:16,980 --> 02:58:18,980
Co-commentators for that game

4487
02:58:19,380 --> 02:58:21,380
the same time Senegal

4488
02:58:22,220 --> 02:58:24,220
led by Sadio Mane

4489
02:58:25,040 --> 02:58:27,040
Will be facing off against Romania

4490
02:58:27,900 --> 02:58:29,900
in the upcoming

4491
02:58:29,900 --> 02:58:31,900
other

4492
02:58:31,900 --> 02:58:37,240
Quarterfinal. It's all to play for here with me Connor Williams of football. I'm Modric

4493
02:58:37,240 --> 02:58:39,240
Conor!

4494
02:58:39,240 --> 02:58:40,240
William!

4495
02:58:40,240 --> 02:58:41,240
Modric!

4496
02:58:41,240 --> 02:58:42,240
Modric!

4497
02:58:42,240 --> 02:58:43,240
Modric!

4498
02:58:43,240 --> 02:58:44,240
Modric!

4499
02:58:44,240 --> 02:58:45,240
Modric!

4500
02:58:45,240 --> 02:58:46,240
Modric!

4501
02:58:46,240 --> 02:58:47,240
Modric!

4502
02:58:47,240 --> 02:58:48,240
Modric!

4503
02:58:48,240 --> 02:58:49,240
Modric!

4504
02:58:49,240 --> 02:58:50,240
Modric!

4505
02:58:50,240 --> 02:58:51,240
Modric!

4506
02:58:51,240 --> 02:58:52,240
Modric!

4507
02:58:52,240 --> 02:58:53,240
Modric!

4508
02:58:53,240 --> 02:58:54,240
Modric!

4509
02:58:54,240 --> 02:58:55,240
Modric!

4510
02:58:55,240 --> 02:58:56,240
Modric!

4511
02:58:56,240 --> 02:58:57,240
Modric!

4512
02:58:57,240 --> 02:58:58,240
Modric!

4513
02:58:58,240 --> 02:58:59,240
Modric!

4514
02:58:59,240 --> 02:59:00,240
Modric!

4515
02:59:00,240 --> 02:59:01,240
Modric!

4516
02:59:01,240 --> 02:59:05,240
Welcome back everybody to the match off here.

4517
02:59:05,240 --> 02:59:10,240
It's a big one, probably the biggest one you've never actually imagined would happen be one.

4518
02:59:10,240 --> 02:59:19,240
It is indeed the World Cup Qatari 22 quarterfinal between France and Ireland.

4519
02:59:19,240 --> 02:59:22,240
An amazing game of football to be played.

4520
02:59:22,240 --> 02:59:26,240
Some amazing talent on the pitch as well.

4521
02:59:26,240 --> 02:59:31,240
We know how powerful these guys are Tommy Schlug, don't we?

4522
02:59:31,240 --> 02:59:33,240
Oh, France or Ireland?

4523
02:59:33,240 --> 02:59:34,240
France.

4524
02:59:34,240 --> 02:59:35,240
Yep.

4525
02:59:35,240 --> 02:59:36,240
They are pretty strong.

4526
02:59:36,240 --> 02:59:37,240
Strong in the challenge.

4527
02:59:37,240 --> 02:59:38,240
Strong in the tackle.

4528
02:59:38,240 --> 02:59:39,240
Strong in the wing.

4529
02:59:39,240 --> 02:59:40,240
Strong in the pace.

4530
02:59:40,240 --> 02:59:42,240
The determination, ferocity.

4531
02:59:42,240 --> 02:59:46,240
And they've also got a little bit of trickery in the middle as well.

4532
02:59:46,240 --> 02:59:47,240
You've got that lad in Dombly.

4533
02:59:47,240 --> 02:59:56,240
He's performing tricks week in, week out for Tottenham Hotspur.

4534
02:59:56,240 --> 02:59:59,240
You remember Benjamin Mendy.

4535
02:59:59,240 --> 03:00:00,240
You know that lad.

4536
03:00:00,240 --> 03:00:01,240
What he does at City.

4537
03:00:01,240 --> 03:00:02,240
Unbelievable.

4538
03:00:02,240 --> 03:00:03,240
You've got a lot of football.

4539
03:00:03,240 --> 03:00:04,240
You've got a lot of football.

4540
03:00:04,240 --> 03:00:05,240
You've got a lot of football.

4541
03:00:05,240 --> 03:00:06,240
You've got a lot of football.

4542
03:00:06,240 --> 03:00:07,240
You've got a lot of football.

4543
03:00:07,240 --> 03:00:08,240
You've got a lot of football.

4544
03:00:08,240 --> 03:00:09,240
You've got a lot of football.

4545
03:00:09,240 --> 03:00:10,240
You've got a lot of football.

4546
03:00:10,240 --> 03:00:11,240
You've got a lot of football.

4547
03:00:11,240 --> 03:00:12,240
You've got a lot of football.

4548
03:00:12,240 --> 03:00:13,240
You've got a lot of football.

4549
03:00:13,240 --> 03:00:14,240
You've got a lot of football.

4550
03:00:14,240 --> 03:00:15,240
You've got a lot of football.

4551
03:00:15,240 --> 03:00:21,240
Kenty, Sidibe, Fekio, Antoine Griezmann.

4552
03:00:21,240 --> 03:00:24,240
It's just all names dripping off the tip of your tongue.

4553
03:00:24,240 --> 03:00:26,240
You don't know where to look.

4554
03:00:26,240 --> 03:00:27,240
Can we deal with it?

4555
03:00:27,240 --> 03:00:28,240
I don't know.

4556
03:00:28,240 --> 03:00:34,240
Well Tom, we need to maintain an absolute air of pure confidence and belief as well.

4557
03:00:34,240 --> 03:00:36,240
We don't want the viewers to be let down.

4558
03:00:36,240 --> 03:00:40,240
Or we don't want to have our own allegiance to Ireland questioned.

4559
03:00:40,240 --> 03:00:44,240
It sounded like you were quite taken away with the French team there.

4560
03:00:44,240 --> 03:00:48,240
It'd be nice if you gave some of that sauce to our boys.

4561
03:00:48,240 --> 03:00:54,240
Look, I'm never going to give out anything other than sauce.

4562
03:00:54,240 --> 03:00:57,240
But I'm not going to be giving it out to boys.

4563
03:00:57,240 --> 03:00:58,240
Right.

4564
03:00:58,240 --> 03:01:04,240
Could you just kind of big up the team even and just say like whether or not they're good?

4565
03:01:04,240 --> 03:01:07,240
Look, Randolph, he's the best goalkeeper out there.

4566
03:01:07,240 --> 03:01:10,240
And it's a testament to him and his defense.

4567
03:01:10,240 --> 03:01:14,240
He's never even had to make a save this time at all this tournament.

4568
03:01:14,240 --> 03:01:18,240
You have Richard Keough, talismanic figure.

4569
03:01:18,240 --> 03:01:22,240
Hard couple of years after the whole Derby debate.

4570
03:01:22,240 --> 03:01:26,240
But he stayed in contention with Mick McCarthy and the boys.

4571
03:01:26,240 --> 03:01:30,240
And he's going to be, he's been amazing.

4572
03:01:30,240 --> 03:01:39,240
This is the way he deserves, he deserved this sort of end to such a hard fought career.

4573
03:01:39,240 --> 03:01:49,240
And as for the rest of the boys, I have to say, Hurrahan, the Hurricane Hurrahan, unbelievable playmaker.

4574
03:01:49,240 --> 03:01:56,240
He's come, he's really come and shown Qatar who's the boss, even though there's actually no question of who's the boss in Qatar.

4575
03:01:56,240 --> 03:01:57,240
There really isn't.

4576
03:01:57,240 --> 03:02:00,240
It's a hard core regime they run.

4577
03:02:00,240 --> 03:02:02,240
I was out yesterday afternoon just having a little run.

4578
03:02:04,240 --> 03:02:06,240
And I got stopped.

4579
03:02:07,240 --> 03:02:08,240
They said, where are you going?

4580
03:02:08,240 --> 03:02:13,240
I said, I'm just having a little run around like, said, you're not allowed to run around this area.

4581
03:02:14,240 --> 03:02:15,240
This isn't for you.

4582
03:02:15,240 --> 03:02:17,240
This is only for us.

4583
03:02:17,240 --> 03:02:19,240
Our area, you know?

4584
03:02:19,240 --> 03:02:26,240
And I was thinking, well, you know, if you're in, if you're back home, that you'd be allowed to run anywhere you wanted.

4585
03:02:26,240 --> 03:02:29,240
Yeah, but it's just a different place, different culture.

4586
03:02:29,240 --> 03:02:32,240
You never know, Francis, that was probably for your own good.

4587
03:02:33,240 --> 03:02:34,240
Yeah.

4588
03:02:34,240 --> 03:02:39,240
Look at, like I said before, Qatar, they're the best.

4589
03:02:39,240 --> 03:02:42,240
They're the bestest.

4590
03:02:42,240 --> 03:02:46,240
Thank you very much, Mick McCarthy, for your tip.

4591
03:02:47,240 --> 03:02:49,240
And also, Anaconda G.

4592
03:02:51,240 --> 03:02:52,240
Thanking you very much.

4593
03:02:52,240 --> 03:02:58,240
I hope you're doing well and that you're enjoying the game and it's not shaking up the nerves too much.

4594
03:02:58,240 --> 03:03:09,240
Because I tell you something, I tell you 90 was the last time I had such fervent belief in the system and the squad.

4595
03:03:10,240 --> 03:03:12,240
Thank you very much, Samantha Hager.

4596
03:03:13,240 --> 03:03:14,240
Thank you very much.

4597
03:03:14,240 --> 03:03:15,240
Hope you're keeping well.

4598
03:03:15,240 --> 03:03:17,240
I hope you're keeping well.

4599
03:03:17,240 --> 03:03:25,240
Now, we stand for the national anthem.

4600
03:03:25,240 --> 03:03:29,240
The Le Marseillais of France.

4601
03:03:30,240 --> 03:03:31,240
I beg your pardon?

4602
03:03:31,240 --> 03:03:32,240
Arizona.

4603
03:03:32,240 --> 03:03:33,560
Arizona

4604
03:03:33,560 --> 03:03:50,480
Feel the green

4605
03:03:50,480 --> 03:03:53,440
Arizona

4606
03:03:53,440 --> 03:04:13,180
This is a good one now

4607
03:04:13,180 --> 03:04:14,260
Arizona

4608
03:04:14,260 --> 03:04:15,580
Their anthem is about

4609
03:04:15,580 --> 03:04:18,000
Do you know the lyrics in their national anthem is

4610
03:04:18,000 --> 03:04:19,520
About blood and stuff

4611
03:04:19,520 --> 03:04:22,520
Spilling the blood of the enemy and taking control

4612
03:04:22,520 --> 03:04:23,160
And all that

4613
03:04:23,160 --> 03:04:24,880
That's what I'm saying

4614
03:04:24,880 --> 03:04:26,300
You don't want to be going up against that

4615
03:04:48,300 --> 03:04:49,860
We're about to get underway here

4616
03:04:49,860 --> 03:04:52,420
The World Cup semi or quarterfinal

4617
03:04:52,420 --> 03:04:55,000
Played at Hampton Park or at Celtic Park

4618
03:04:55,000 --> 03:04:55,880
I don't know why

4619
03:04:55,880 --> 03:04:59,520
We played our first game

4620
03:04:59,520 --> 03:05:00,180
Against

4621
03:05:00,180 --> 03:05:01,200
In Ibrox

4622
03:05:01,200 --> 03:05:03,340
Against Honduras or something

4623
03:05:03,340 --> 03:05:05,220
I want to say a big shout out

4624
03:05:05,220 --> 03:05:06,700
A big thank you to everyone there

4625
03:05:06,700 --> 03:05:07,360
Who just tipped

4626
03:05:07,360 --> 03:05:09,620
Samantha, Anaconda G

4627
03:05:09,620 --> 03:05:11,180
Winnie the Pooh

4628
03:05:11,180 --> 03:05:13,820
Patrick in Switzerland

4629
03:05:13,820 --> 03:05:17,260
Thank you very much Patrick in Switzerland

4630
03:05:17,260 --> 03:05:17,840
Winnie the Pooh

4631
03:05:17,840 --> 03:05:20,000
And last but not least COVID-19

4632
03:05:20,000 --> 03:05:22,240
Who simply says bats

4633
03:05:22,240 --> 03:05:23,980
This is it

4634
03:05:23,980 --> 03:05:25,560
The moment you've all been waiting for

4635
03:05:25,560 --> 03:05:27,700
We never thought we'd make it this far but we have

4636
03:05:27,700 --> 03:05:30,660
Let's let's let's let's not let it run away from ourselves

4637
03:05:30,660 --> 03:05:31,240
Just yet

4638
03:05:31,240 --> 03:05:31,940
Griezmann

4639
03:05:31,940 --> 03:05:32,740
Griezmann

4640
03:05:32,740 --> 03:05:35,180
My god we're playing against Griezmann

4641
03:05:35,180 --> 03:05:38,660
This is Ireland versus France

4642
03:05:38,660 --> 03:05:40,740
World Cup quarterfinal

4643
03:05:40,740 --> 03:05:41,560
Can you believe it

4644
03:05:41,560 --> 03:05:44,440
You got the likes we're up against feckin' Mendy

4645
03:05:44,440 --> 03:05:45,420
And oh

4646
03:05:45,420 --> 03:05:51,020
Sorry

4647
03:05:51,020 --> 03:05:54,560
France you need to keep doing a play-by-play man

4648
03:05:54,560 --> 03:05:56,080
You're getting too immersed in the

4649
03:05:56,080 --> 03:05:58,100
In the in the in the actual action

4650
03:05:58,100 --> 03:05:59,520
It's very immersive

4651
03:05:59,520 --> 03:06:00,560
It's very immersive

4652
03:06:00,560 --> 03:06:01,940
I'll give you I'll give them that

4653
03:06:01,940 --> 03:06:03,340
Because at the moment

4654
03:06:03,340 --> 03:06:07,560
I'm I'm struggling to see how Ireland are going to be able to break down

4655
03:06:07,560 --> 03:06:09,760
Their French counterparts

4656
03:06:09,760 --> 03:06:11,680
Because they've all got a good bit of touch

4657
03:06:11,680 --> 03:06:13,100
Look at this now

4658
03:06:13,100 --> 03:06:14,200
Straight through

4659
03:06:14,200 --> 03:06:15,820
McLean trying to find

4660
03:06:15,820 --> 03:06:17,760
Or Hendricks trying to find someone in that

4661
03:06:17,760 --> 03:06:20,020
Center little center circle or something

4662
03:06:20,020 --> 03:06:22,860
D the D on the edge of the box

4663
03:06:22,860 --> 03:06:23,660
Coleman

4664
03:06:23,660 --> 03:06:25,800
Coleman now

4665
03:06:25,800 --> 03:06:26,720
Back to Duffy

4666
03:06:26,720 --> 03:06:27,900
This is it lads

4667
03:06:27,900 --> 03:06:28,940
A little bit of composure

4668
03:06:28,940 --> 03:06:29,740
A little bit of

4669
03:06:29,740 --> 03:06:31,440
Winding down

4670
03:06:31,440 --> 03:06:35,340
And the ball has been wound down now by Stevens

4671
03:06:35,340 --> 03:06:36,620
Who plays it out of McLean

4672
03:06:36,620 --> 03:06:37,160
McLean

4673
03:06:37,160 --> 03:06:38,180
Back to Stevens

4674
03:06:38,180 --> 03:06:40,840
It's a lovely little bit of interplay and change on the wing

4675
03:06:40,840 --> 03:06:43,340
And the ball goes up for an Irish throw

4676
03:06:43,340 --> 03:06:45,800
Not a bad shot here by the boys in green Tommy

4677
03:06:45,800 --> 03:06:47,220
Not a bad shot

4678
03:06:47,220 --> 03:06:49,660
A little bit of

4679
03:06:49,660 --> 03:06:51,020
Bobbly ball

4680
03:06:51,020 --> 03:06:53,160
But still

4681
03:06:53,160 --> 03:06:54,800
Control has been there like

4682
03:06:54,800 --> 03:06:56,400
And the control is here again now

4683
03:06:56,400 --> 03:06:57,300
With McLean on the wing

4684
03:06:57,300 --> 03:06:58,680
He's coming down like a powerhouse

4685
03:06:58,680 --> 03:06:59,720
Puts the balloon in

4686
03:06:59,720 --> 03:07:02,400
It's come off a French man's arse

4687
03:07:02,400 --> 03:07:03,880
And it's gone into the box

4688
03:07:03,880 --> 03:07:05,500
And scrambled away

4689
03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:06,400
But only as far as

4690
03:07:06,400 --> 03:07:06,720
Whelan

4691
03:07:06,720 --> 03:07:07,400
Whelan now

4692
03:07:07,400 --> 03:07:08,200
Can he pass it?

4693
03:07:08,240 --> 03:07:09,080
He has to McGoldrick

4694
03:07:09,080 --> 03:07:09,640
McGoldrick

4695
03:07:09,640 --> 03:07:11,120
Tries to find someone in the area

4696
03:07:11,120 --> 03:07:11,740
But he can't

4697
03:07:11,740 --> 03:07:12,700
Hendricks was waiting for it

4698
03:07:12,700 --> 03:07:14,560
Just didn't make it through the defender

4699
03:07:14,560 --> 03:07:15,980
And Griesman is on the attack now

4700
03:07:15,980 --> 03:07:16,800
The other side of the pitch

4701
03:07:16,800 --> 03:07:17,820
On the counter for France

4702
03:07:17,820 --> 03:07:19,860
He's easily dispossessed by the hurricane

4703
03:07:19,860 --> 03:07:20,320
Hurrahan

4704
03:07:20,320 --> 03:07:21,560
Back to Richie Keough

4705
03:07:21,560 --> 03:07:22,800
And safety again

4706
03:07:22,800 --> 03:07:24,240
It's the end of Stevens

4707
03:07:24,240 --> 03:07:25,660
Back to McLean

4708
03:07:25,660 --> 03:07:26,360
Hits the queen

4709
03:07:26,360 --> 03:07:27,960
Passes the ball down the left flank

4710
03:07:27,960 --> 03:07:28,500
It's found

4711
03:07:28,500 --> 03:07:29,060
McGoldrick

4712
03:07:29,060 --> 03:07:29,580
McGoldrick

4713
03:07:29,580 --> 03:07:30,640
He's got a man in his middle

4714
03:07:30,640 --> 03:07:32,000
He's giving it to the man in the middle

4715
03:07:32,000 --> 03:07:32,820
Hurrahan

4716
03:07:32,820 --> 03:07:33,580
Hurrahan

4717
03:07:33,580 --> 03:07:34,540
Finds Brady

4718
03:07:34,540 --> 03:07:35,700
Brady on the edge of the area

4719
03:07:35,700 --> 03:07:36,580
Takes a long shot

4720
03:07:36,580 --> 03:07:39,180
Bounces off his defender's chest

4721
03:07:39,180 --> 03:07:41,060
And it's gone out for an Irish throw

4722
03:07:41,060 --> 03:07:43,060
Or Irish corner

4723
03:07:43,060 --> 03:07:44,420
Would you believe?

4724
03:07:45,100 --> 03:07:45,800
And it's Brady

4725
03:07:45,800 --> 03:07:48,100
The Irish boys have been trying something

4726
03:07:48,100 --> 03:07:49,480
In training in the last few days

4727
03:07:49,480 --> 03:07:50,220
I wouldn't be surprised

4728
03:07:50,220 --> 03:07:52,460
If we've seen a bit of six yard box action here

4729
03:07:52,460 --> 03:07:53,900
As Brady steps up

4730
03:07:53,900 --> 03:07:54,840
And floats the balloon

4731
03:07:54,840 --> 03:07:57,200
Into the minion sack

4732
03:07:57,200 --> 03:08:00,560
And no minions receive the ball

4733
03:08:00,560 --> 03:08:01,880
And it's gone out

4734
03:08:01,880 --> 03:08:02,680
It's scrambly

4735
03:08:02,680 --> 03:08:03,480
Scrappy duty

4736
03:08:03,480 --> 03:08:05,540
And Griesman again

4737
03:08:05,540 --> 03:08:06,960
Collects it in the middle of the pitch

4738
03:08:06,960 --> 03:08:09,000
And he's dropped deep back

4739
03:08:09,000 --> 03:08:09,480
As Griesman

4740
03:08:09,480 --> 03:08:10,960
To claim that ball

4741
03:08:10,960 --> 03:08:11,640
And he's giving it back

4742
03:08:11,640 --> 03:08:12,380
And who's this now?

4743
03:08:12,620 --> 03:08:13,960
No Mbappe for France

4744
03:08:13,960 --> 03:08:15,760
I don't know why that is

4745
03:08:15,760 --> 03:08:17,800
And who would leave out

4746
03:08:17,800 --> 03:08:18,840
Kylian Mbappe

4747
03:08:18,840 --> 03:08:20,300
In a big game like this

4748
03:08:20,300 --> 03:08:21,100
But that's the case

4749
03:08:21,100 --> 03:08:21,780
Tommy Schlug

4750
03:08:21,780 --> 03:08:24,360
I don't know who is

4751
03:08:24,360 --> 03:08:26,060
Who's making the decision making

4752
03:08:26,060 --> 03:08:27,800
In the French squad

4753
03:08:27,800 --> 03:08:28,400
But they're

4754
03:08:28,400 --> 03:08:31,200
They've lost it

4755
03:08:31,200 --> 03:08:32,640
In my eyes

4756
03:08:32,640 --> 03:08:34,700
Why you don't have

4757
03:08:34,700 --> 03:08:35,400
Kylian Mbappe

4758
03:08:35,400 --> 03:08:38,220
Is only a godsend for Ireland

4759
03:08:38,220 --> 03:08:40,100
Indeed it is

4760
03:08:40,100 --> 03:08:41,380
Benjamin Mendy

4761
03:08:41,380 --> 03:08:43,220
Takes the ball into the

4762
03:08:43,220 --> 03:08:44,340
The D area

4763
03:08:44,340 --> 03:08:45,000
Griesman

4764
03:08:45,000 --> 03:08:45,540
Trickery

4765
03:08:45,540 --> 03:08:46,980
Keeping a hold of it

4766
03:08:46,980 --> 03:08:47,640
Gives it back to

4767
03:08:47,640 --> 03:08:47,980
Fekir

4768
03:08:47,980 --> 03:08:49,040
Fekir takes a long

4769
03:08:49,040 --> 03:08:50,340
Range drive

4770
03:08:50,340 --> 03:08:51,600
And it just

4771
03:08:51,600 --> 03:08:52,580
Sweeps back

4772
03:08:52,580 --> 03:08:53,640
Sweeps

4773
03:08:53,640 --> 03:08:55,760
Past

4774
03:08:55,760 --> 03:08:58,020
Back of the onion sack

4775
03:08:58,020 --> 03:09:00,120
And Randolph

4776
03:09:00,120 --> 03:09:01,380
Was absolutely furious

4777
03:09:01,380 --> 03:09:02,200
With his defence

4778
03:09:02,200 --> 03:09:02,800
After that

4779
03:09:02,800 --> 03:09:04,680
Dishing out bollikins

4780
03:09:04,680 --> 03:09:05,080
To the

4781
03:09:05,080 --> 03:09:06,460
To the centre backs

4782
03:09:06,460 --> 03:09:07,280
And the left back

4783
03:09:07,280 --> 03:09:10,180
As it's found in the area

4784
03:09:10,180 --> 03:09:10,960
And McLean

4785
03:09:10,960 --> 03:09:11,800
Let's it go by

4786
03:09:11,800 --> 03:09:12,560
Should have got the head

4787
03:09:12,560 --> 03:09:13,120
Onto that

4788
03:09:13,120 --> 03:09:14,440
Frustratingly enough

4789
03:09:14,440 --> 03:09:15,660
Falling back to France

4790
03:09:15,660 --> 03:09:15,980
Again

4791
03:09:15,980 --> 03:09:16,500
Who are building

4792
03:09:16,500 --> 03:09:17,440
Possession and momentum

4793
03:09:17,440 --> 03:09:18,160
In our area

4794
03:09:18,160 --> 03:09:18,960
We need to get it out

4795
03:09:18,960 --> 03:09:20,700
Quick free kick

4796
03:09:20,700 --> 03:09:21,980
To be taken from France

4797
03:09:21,980 --> 03:09:23,220
It's rattled off

4798
03:09:23,220 --> 03:09:24,200
One of the Irish players

4799
03:09:24,200 --> 03:09:25,120
Name escapes me

4800
03:09:25,120 --> 03:09:26,280
Griesman's dangerously

4801
03:09:26,280 --> 03:09:26,980
Ominously looking

4802
03:09:26,980 --> 03:09:27,680
On the edge of the area

4803
03:09:27,680 --> 03:09:28,260
Takes a shot

4804
03:09:28,260 --> 03:09:29,160
Randolph saves

4805
03:09:29,160 --> 03:09:30,720
Off the palms

4806
03:09:30,720 --> 03:09:32,280
Should have grabbed it

4807
03:09:32,280 --> 03:09:32,620
Maybe

4808
03:09:32,620 --> 03:09:33,800
Ireland have managed

4809
03:09:33,800 --> 03:09:34,620
To get the ball clear

4810
03:09:34,620 --> 03:09:35,700
And they can breathe again

4811
03:09:35,700 --> 03:09:37,020
Not for long though

4812
03:09:37,020 --> 03:09:38,140
As Fekir is

4813
03:09:38,140 --> 03:09:39,200
Foul taken down

4814
03:09:39,200 --> 03:09:39,980
Referee says

4815
03:09:39,980 --> 03:09:41,180
Take the free kick quickly

4816
03:09:41,180 --> 03:09:43,240
Lovely lofted through ball

4817
03:09:43,240 --> 03:09:44,060
To find Fekir

4818
03:09:44,060 --> 03:09:44,920
And Mendy on the wing

4819
03:09:44,920 --> 03:09:45,640
Mendy's got

4820
03:09:45,640 --> 03:09:47,220
Too much on it though

4821
03:09:47,220 --> 03:09:47,560
And he's

4822
03:09:47,560 --> 03:09:49,560
Gone out for an Irish throw

4823
03:09:49,560 --> 03:09:51,760
It's dangerous at the moment

4824
03:09:51,760 --> 03:09:52,580
I haven't seen

4825
03:09:52,580 --> 03:09:53,620
Ireland absorb

4826
03:09:53,620 --> 03:09:54,780
Such a pummeling

4827
03:09:54,780 --> 03:09:56,640
In the entirety

4828
03:09:56,640 --> 03:09:57,700
Of this World Cup

4829
03:09:57,700 --> 03:09:59,060
Just hoping they can

4830
03:09:59,060 --> 03:09:59,780
Get their act together

4831
03:09:59,780 --> 03:10:01,480
Indeed

4832
03:10:01,480 --> 03:10:02,000
And they've

4833
03:10:02,000 --> 03:10:03,900
Got a lot of work

4834
03:10:03,900 --> 03:10:04,220
To be doing

4835
03:10:04,220 --> 03:10:05,020
If they want to get past

4836
03:10:05,020 --> 03:10:06,180
This French defence

4837
03:10:06,180 --> 03:10:07,360
It's the last bit of

4838
03:10:07,360 --> 03:10:08,440
Last bit of refuge

4839
03:10:08,440 --> 03:10:09,020
That they have

4840
03:10:09,020 --> 03:10:10,140
Now they're on the wing

4841
03:10:10,140 --> 03:10:11,580
With McGoldrick

4842
03:10:11,580 --> 03:10:12,440
Who's dispossessed

4843
03:10:12,440 --> 03:10:13,460
Very easily by Mendy

4844
03:10:13,460 --> 03:10:14,360
Giving it to someone else

4845
03:10:14,360 --> 03:10:15,340
Again finds Griezmann

4846
03:10:15,340 --> 03:10:16,440
Fekir and Griezmann

4847
03:10:16,440 --> 03:10:17,120
Are doing a kind of

4848
03:10:17,120 --> 03:10:17,740
Dream team

4849
03:10:17,740 --> 03:10:18,820
Dynamic duo

4850
03:10:18,820 --> 03:10:20,040
Fekir holds the ball

4851
03:10:20,040 --> 03:10:20,580
And goes around

4852
03:10:20,580 --> 03:10:21,320
And men like a

4853
03:10:21,320 --> 03:10:22,540
Fucking roundabout man

4854
03:10:22,540 --> 03:10:23,940
And also McLean

4855
03:10:23,940 --> 03:10:25,360
Is trying to take on

4856
03:10:25,360 --> 03:10:26,040
Pavard

4857
03:10:26,040 --> 03:10:27,920
And he manages to do that

4858
03:10:27,920 --> 03:10:29,540
By going right around him

4859
03:10:29,540 --> 03:10:30,560
And laying the ball up

4860
03:10:30,560 --> 03:10:31,120
To Stevens

4861
03:10:31,120 --> 03:10:31,760
Stevens

4862
03:10:31,760 --> 03:10:32,980
Stevens

4863
03:10:32,980 --> 03:10:34,200
Brings the ball to

4864
03:10:34,200 --> 03:10:34,620
McGoldrick

4865
03:10:34,620 --> 03:10:35,120
McGoldrick

4866
03:10:35,120 --> 03:10:35,600
McGoldrick

4867
03:10:35,600 --> 03:10:36,520
Finds Hendrick

4868
03:10:36,520 --> 03:10:37,160
Hendrick now

4869
03:10:37,160 --> 03:10:37,960
He's got no support

4870
03:10:37,960 --> 03:10:38,940
Only on the far right

4871
03:10:38,940 --> 03:10:39,620
Wing

4872
03:10:39,620 --> 03:10:40,680
And it's Brady

4873
03:10:40,680 --> 03:10:41,160
Brady

4874
03:10:41,160 --> 03:10:42,160
Beats his man

4875
03:10:42,160 --> 03:10:43,220
He's going pash

4876
03:10:43,220 --> 03:10:43,840
Can he get the ball

4877
03:10:43,840 --> 03:10:44,380
Into the area

4878
03:10:44,380 --> 03:10:45,220
Takes a cross

4879
03:10:45,220 --> 03:10:47,720
It's not good at all

4880
03:10:47,720 --> 03:10:49,080
Falls straight to the French

4881
03:10:49,080 --> 03:10:50,620
Who've dispossessed

4882
03:10:50,620 --> 03:10:51,740
And Ireland are on the attack

4883
03:10:51,740 --> 03:10:53,000
With two men up front

4884
03:10:53,000 --> 03:10:53,940
Can they do it?

4885
03:10:54,300 --> 03:10:55,740
Falling under the last hurdle there

4886
03:10:55,740 --> 03:10:56,860
Tried to get a through ball

4887
03:10:56,860 --> 03:10:57,640
Into McGoldrick

4888
03:10:57,640 --> 03:10:58,860
But it just did not

4889
03:10:58,860 --> 03:11:00,280
Have any sauce on it

4890
03:11:00,280 --> 03:11:00,860
Whatsoever

4891
03:11:00,860 --> 03:11:02,800
The French mop up the spillage

4892
03:11:02,800 --> 03:11:04,120
With some high

4893
03:11:04,120 --> 03:11:06,500
Quality kitchen rolls

4894
03:11:06,500 --> 03:11:08,820
Which were all that was left

4895
03:11:08,820 --> 03:11:09,220
In Lidl

4896
03:11:09,220 --> 03:11:10,360
There were no toilet rolls

4897
03:11:10,360 --> 03:11:11,380
Just kitchen towels

4898
03:11:11,380 --> 03:11:12,280
So

4899
03:11:12,280 --> 03:11:14,280
That's all he could get

4900
03:11:14,280 --> 03:11:14,960
His hands on

4901
03:11:14,960 --> 03:11:17,360
As Ireland

4902
03:11:17,360 --> 03:11:18,960
Comfortably passed the ball

4903
03:11:18,960 --> 03:11:19,920
Around their opponents

4904
03:11:19,920 --> 03:11:20,340
Half

4905
03:11:20,340 --> 03:11:21,660
Yeah they're looking tasty

4906
03:11:21,660 --> 03:11:22,680
In the passing now

4907
03:11:22,680 --> 03:11:24,160
Last few minutes have been

4908
03:11:24,160 --> 03:11:25,100
Some great momentum

4909
03:11:25,100 --> 03:11:25,860
McLean

4910
03:11:25,860 --> 03:11:27,500
I'll take over from here

4911
03:11:27,500 --> 03:11:28,780
There's a cross about to be

4912
03:11:28,780 --> 03:11:29,260
Coming in here

4913
03:11:29,260 --> 03:11:29,880
From Ender Stevens

4914
03:11:29,880 --> 03:11:30,840
Finds his man in the middle

4915
03:11:30,840 --> 03:11:31,540
Takes a header

4916
03:11:31,540 --> 03:11:32,340
It's a long loop

4917
03:11:32,340 --> 03:11:32,620
And header

4918
03:11:32,620 --> 03:11:33,540
And hits the crossbar

4919
03:11:33,540 --> 03:11:35,940
McGoldrick goes for the second follow up

4920
03:11:35,940 --> 03:11:37,140
Just couldn't get it

4921
03:11:37,140 --> 03:11:37,540
And

4922
03:11:37,540 --> 03:11:39,740
Francer Dyson with death here

4923
03:11:39,740 --> 03:11:44,200
Francer Dyson with death here

4924
03:11:44,200 --> 03:11:44,620
Tommy

4925
03:11:44,620 --> 03:11:46,560
Death

4926
03:11:46,560 --> 03:11:48,920
Is well and truly being diced with

4927
03:11:48,920 --> 03:11:50,780
I haven't seen diced death

4928
03:11:50,780 --> 03:11:52,820
Like this in all my life

4929
03:11:52,820 --> 03:11:55,160
And they're about to dice a little bit more

4930
03:11:55,160 --> 03:11:56,960
Deathier with it

4931
03:11:56,960 --> 03:11:58,460
As Hendrick

4932
03:11:58,460 --> 03:11:59,980
Has the ball

4933
03:11:59,980 --> 03:12:00,820
Lays it back to

4934
03:12:00,820 --> 03:12:01,260
McLean

4935
03:12:01,260 --> 03:12:01,820
McLean

4936
03:12:01,820 --> 03:12:02,880
Can't find anyone

4937
03:12:02,880 --> 03:12:04,320
Dispossessed by Ndombele

4938
03:12:04,320 --> 03:12:06,020
And referee is blown

4939
03:12:06,020 --> 03:12:08,120
It's gonna be a free kick to Ireland

4940
03:12:08,120 --> 03:12:09,160
In a dangerous position

4941
03:12:09,160 --> 03:12:11,480
Which is the best they could have hoped

4942
03:12:11,480 --> 03:12:13,320
For on the brink of the first half

4943
03:12:13,320 --> 03:12:16,820
And I suppose like going into some paper

4944
03:12:16,820 --> 03:12:21,120
I would be taking a draw all day all night all year

4945
03:12:21,120 --> 03:12:23,160
Against these going into the first half

4946
03:12:23,160 --> 03:12:24,680
But now with the chance here

4947
03:12:24,680 --> 03:12:27,760
To really put the cat amongst the pigeons

4948
03:12:27,760 --> 03:12:29,340
The last minute before half time

4949
03:12:29,340 --> 03:12:31,200
Indeed they do

4950
03:12:31,200 --> 03:12:34,200
Brady has stepped up to take the free kick here

4951
03:12:34,200 --> 03:12:36,020
I don't think he's gonna go for it

4952
03:12:36,020 --> 03:12:37,340
Could be a short one

4953
03:12:37,340 --> 03:12:39,020
I've been watching them on training ground all week

4954
03:12:39,020 --> 03:12:40,080
And he's gone for the short one

4955
03:12:40,080 --> 03:12:41,520
Stevens to McLean

4956
03:12:41,520 --> 03:12:43,580
McLean finds a man just behind him

4957
03:12:43,580 --> 03:12:44,140
In Hurrahan

4958
03:12:44,140 --> 03:12:44,640
Hurrahan

4959
03:12:44,640 --> 03:12:45,740
Back out to Hendrick

4960
03:12:45,740 --> 03:12:47,480
He's got lads on the right hand side

4961
03:12:47,480 --> 03:12:49,600
Indeed he's swept it out to them

4962
03:12:49,600 --> 03:12:50,680
Coleman now with the balloon

4963
03:12:50,680 --> 03:12:51,640
He's gonna float it in

4964
03:12:51,640 --> 03:12:52,640
It looks ominous

4965
03:12:52,640 --> 03:12:56,160
And oh just over the crossbar it goes

4966
03:12:56,160 --> 03:12:57,960
From McGoldrick

4967
03:12:57,960 --> 03:13:00,120
Hugo Lloris

4968
03:13:00,120 --> 03:13:04,040
You know what you're up against

4969
03:13:04,040 --> 03:13:05,260
When you're up against Lloris

4970
03:13:05,260 --> 03:13:06,520
One of the best in the business

4971
03:13:06,520 --> 03:13:07,900
Indeed he is

4972
03:13:07,900 --> 03:13:10,080
Really proud of the first half

4973
03:13:10,080 --> 03:13:11,420
The performance from the lads

4974
03:13:11,420 --> 03:13:12,180
No doubt

4975
03:13:12,180 --> 03:13:14,060
Mick McAltrie being there now

4976
03:13:14,060 --> 03:13:14,800
Really

4977
03:13:14,800 --> 03:13:16,860
Even though we're the ones that control

4978
03:13:16,860 --> 03:13:17,420
You know

4979
03:13:17,420 --> 03:13:19,140
Yeah we are the ones that control them

4980
03:13:19,140 --> 03:13:19,560
Tommy

4981
03:13:19,560 --> 03:13:21,100
Get your act together

4982
03:13:21,100 --> 03:13:21,980
There is no Mick McCarthy

4983
03:13:21,980 --> 03:13:22,860
We're the management

4984
03:13:22,860 --> 03:13:24,240
That's true

4985
03:13:24,240 --> 03:13:25,000
We are the management

4986
03:13:25,000 --> 03:13:26,640
And we'll keep on managing them

4987
03:13:26,640 --> 03:13:26,940
And

4988
03:13:26,940 --> 03:13:28,480
You know I'm very

4989
03:13:28,480 --> 03:13:29,520
That's why I said I was proud

4990
03:13:29,520 --> 03:13:31,500
I'm personally invested in this

4991
03:13:31,500 --> 03:13:32,940
This thing

4992
03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:33,720
And look

4993
03:13:33,720 --> 03:13:34,840
Even if we don't win

4994
03:13:34,840 --> 03:13:37,740
There's still the holiday from the Qataris

4995
03:13:37,740 --> 03:13:39,140
Yeah but

4996
03:13:39,140 --> 03:13:41,000
We're getting a bit loose lipped about that

4997
03:13:41,000 --> 03:13:43,220
We don't want to be mentioning it

4998
03:13:43,220 --> 03:13:44,320
Or making it too obvious

4999
03:13:44,320 --> 03:13:44,840
Do you know

5000
03:13:44,840 --> 03:13:46,540
I get ya

5001
03:13:46,540 --> 03:13:49,960
so just maybe cover that up if you can

5002
03:13:49,960 --> 03:13:53,120
yeah maybe we won't be going on holiday

5003
03:13:53,120 --> 03:13:54,780
courtesy of the Qataris

5004
03:13:54,780 --> 03:13:56,840
nice save Tom

5005
03:13:56,840 --> 03:13:59,480
very nice save

5006
03:13:59,480 --> 03:14:02,120
Modric

5007
03:14:02,120 --> 03:14:03,080
Modric

5008
03:14:03,080 --> 03:14:04,040
Modric

5009
03:14:04,040 --> 03:14:05,040
Modric

5010
03:14:05,040 --> 03:14:07,060
Modric

5011
03:14:07,060 --> 03:14:08,120
Modric

5012
03:14:08,120 --> 03:14:09,160
Modric

5013
03:14:09,160 --> 03:14:10,120
Modric

5014
03:14:10,120 --> 03:14:11,140
Modric

5015
03:14:11,140 --> 03:14:12,140
Modric

5016
03:14:12,140 --> 03:14:13,140
Modric

5017
03:14:13,140 --> 03:14:14,120
Modric

5018
03:14:14,120 --> 03:14:15,100
Modric

5019
03:14:15,100 --> 03:14:16,060
Modric

5020
03:14:16,060 --> 03:14:45,060
Madrid

5021
03:14:45,060 --> 03:15:02,060
Madrid

5022
03:15:02,060 --> 03:15:14,060
The Stats speak for themselves, Ireland, though not ahead in score, definitely making light of their opponents with possession games.

5023
03:15:14,060 --> 03:15:29,060
That said, we can't be too complacent. It's the Frenchmen who have been more accurate and more deftly defiant when faced with the goal target. Their shots, three of them, two on target.

5024
03:15:29,060 --> 03:15:45,060
We have to go into this halftime thinking about the two shots that just didn't even make the cut. Fouls? You can be sure of that. The Frenchies have had one of them. And we've had three, two. That's three.

5025
03:15:46,060 --> 03:16:02,060
Comma, T double O for two. Not the number two. Corner kicks, zero to one in favor of us. Hmm. I wonder who's going to make the most of that in the next part of the game. Also free kicks, three to one for France.

5026
03:16:03,060 --> 03:16:25,060
I think now, possession wise, we need to just stop going for the possession game. And you know, trying to create chances out of that. There's not enough chances being created out of that. We need to go for long ball. Pump it up the park. I'm talking big Jackie Charlton business.

5027
03:16:25,060 --> 03:16:47,100
But Tommy, you don't get it, man. Big Jack Charlton. He had different game, man. Like, you know, it's, it's, this is the different world of football now. Lads do amazing stuff. It's kind of, it has to look like it'd be class on a little show reel on Instagram. Do you know what I mean?

5028
03:16:48,060 --> 03:17:15,060
What's Instagram? It's a site where people put pictures of themselves up. Why? I'd, I mean that, that, that question is too, there's so many answers to that. I don't actually know, but it's something to do with E like being able to maybe put some kind of framework in your mind on the, on who you are as a person.

5029
03:17:17,060 --> 03:17:21,100
What? Like, I don't, I don't get you.

5030
03:17:21,980 --> 03:17:30,300
Do you know, like, you have an idea of who you are. And then you just, you, you, so you put pictures up that fit in with that idea.

5031
03:17:30,940 --> 03:17:37,800
Oh, I get you. Like, it's all good stuff. Like, just people, like, trying to go look at me, look at how class I am.

5032
03:17:38,920 --> 03:17:42,860
Pretty much, I'd say. But there's, there's some funny videos and memes on it as well.

5033
03:17:44,220 --> 03:17:45,680
What? What's memes?

5034
03:17:46,060 --> 03:17:50,900
Yeah. Just, just stuff, like, you know, that's funny.

5035
03:17:52,440 --> 03:17:53,960
Like, comedy videos and that.

5036
03:17:55,020 --> 03:17:55,820
Comedy videos?

5037
03:17:57,360 --> 03:17:58,400
Like, comedy sketches?

5038
03:17:59,500 --> 03:18:04,500
Yeah, it's, but they're not called sketches anymore. The name changed to memes. Everyone's calling it memes now.

5039
03:18:05,300 --> 03:18:05,580
Why?

5040
03:18:05,980 --> 03:18:10,360
Who knows, man? It's just an easier word to say, like, I suppose.

5041
03:18:10,820 --> 03:18:19,740
But comedy sketches, there's nothing wrong with that. And it describes. It actually, the name would suggest effort has to be put into it.

5042
03:18:19,740 --> 03:18:25,120
Yeah, but you sure you don't need effort? No, it's memes, man. Just fucking send some memes, like.

5043
03:18:27,120 --> 03:18:28,380
I don't know what you memes.

5044
03:18:29,660 --> 03:18:42,500
Very good. Very good. Very good word, wordplay, Tom. If only you were as good on the mic, Tom. Maybe you'd be able to do play-by-plays like me. But you can't. Because you're modriched.

5045
03:18:42,500 --> 03:19:00,040
Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric

5046
03:19:04,180 --> 03:19:09,060
Second half about to get underway here the World Cup quarter final Qatar 2022

5047
03:19:10,420 --> 03:19:19,680
Ireland maintaining a nil-nil stalemate draw here against the Frenchies and it looks like it's gonna be a cracker

5048
03:19:19,680 --> 03:19:25,100
big thank you there to auto erotic asphyxia by COVID-19 thank you very much for that tip

5049
03:19:25,100 --> 03:19:29,200
and a big shout out to everyone who's tuned in to the match here the World Cup

5050
03:19:29,200 --> 03:19:38,240
quarterfinal between two absolute ball blistering teams real masters of the ball each individual team

5051
03:19:38,340 --> 03:19:40,420
has its set of unique ballers

5052
03:19:40,420 --> 03:19:41,100
Arizona

5053
03:19:41,100 --> 03:19:43,880
column lamb thank you very much for the ham

5054
03:19:43,880 --> 03:19:46,060
best look lamb

5055
03:19:46,060 --> 03:19:48,600
baa baa

5056
03:19:48,600 --> 03:19:51,200
lambs to the slather

5057
03:19:51,200 --> 03:19:52,860
hopefully that's not gonna be us

5058
03:19:52,860 --> 03:19:55,100
in front of these Frenchies

5059
03:19:55,100 --> 03:19:57,480
as we kick off the ball really nicely

5060
03:19:57,480 --> 03:20:07,820
and Glenn Whelan's taking control like a domineering man in the middle of the pitch a man who likes to domineer with inflatable footballs close to his touch

5061
03:20:07,820 --> 03:20:21,580
bow bow little pass came in there from whoever that was Hendrick but it was cut out very easily by the French the French now making gains trying to attack Ireland and give them all what's for as uh...

5062
03:20:21,580 --> 03:20:25,340
Johnny Hendricks is on the wing again he managed to pass it out to James McLean James McLean

5063
03:20:25,340 --> 03:20:48,540
James McLean is gonna do a little one two uniflu again with uh Hendricks Hendricks he can see a fruit ball opportunities put it in indeed McGoldrick oh... Hugo Lloris... very well to come off his line very quickly there... must have had the wait a bit... Lloris... wonderful bit of goal keeping play... an amazing... pair of hands... safe... secure... peace of mind...

5064
03:20:48,540 --> 03:21:18,520
Jesus Christ there was nearly a piece of Griesman's mind... right there as he took a shot against us and it's back to Coleman... Coleman nearly giving the ball away but just luckily not as Brady is on the wing now Brady ball... Brady ball passes it to Hendricks it's Hendricks he's got McGoldrick in the middle he gives it to McGoldrick McGoldrick no support tries to get uh... Hurrahan into it... Hurrahan through ball McGoldrick... straight into the back of the net... is this dreams... is this dreams... is this dreams... is this dreams...

5065
03:21:18,520 --> 03:21:48,500
cause it feels like... cause it feels like... custer creams... unbelievable goal by David McGoldrick or Dahi or Dan... can't remember... it doesn't matter... the real matter is... he is McGoldrick... and there is nobody disputing that... the fans go crazy... everybody... is incensed... with passion for the boys... passion for the squad... for the play... for the country...

5066
03:21:48,500 --> 03:22:18,480
the badge... the badge... and what a finish by McGoldrick... lovely bit of textbook interplay there between McGoldrick... and... the Hurricane Hurrahan... who did a lovely 1-2... uni-flu through ball to McGoldrick... that man again... the top tally scorer... he's going after the golden boot... uh-oh... that's not good... that is not good at all... they're after bringing Mbappe on... this could get very tasty... very quickly...

5067
03:22:18,480 --> 03:22:28,480
the island... will want to maintain... a very... level-headed... composed... cool... calm... cum... cum... cucumber-istic... cum...cuber-istic... cum...cuber-istic...

5068
03:22:28,480 --> 03:22:31,480
yeah... I think that was a bit of a... was that a... Freudian slip... is it?

5069
03:22:31,480 --> 03:22:41,480
no... because if you said that was a Freudian slip... that would suggest that I had some kind of... dark thought in my head already... really was just... I haven't had enough porridge...

5070
03:22:41,480 --> 03:22:44,480
yeah... I don't care man... it sounds pretty weird...

5071
03:22:44,480 --> 03:22:47,180
Tommy, listen, you're a co-commentator.

5072
03:22:47,640 --> 03:22:50,180
Just shut your hole and let me do the play-by-play.

5073
03:22:51,860 --> 03:22:53,140
Sound a little bit gay-by-gay.

5074
03:22:53,800 --> 03:22:56,800
Listen, man, just stop with the chat, okay?

5075
03:22:58,020 --> 03:22:59,520
We're fucking on the football.

5076
03:23:00,080 --> 03:23:01,020
There's no...

5077
03:23:01,020 --> 03:23:01,860
Don't...

5078
03:23:01,860 --> 03:23:03,780
Stop trying to get into my mind, man.

5079
03:23:04,840 --> 03:23:05,120
Nation.

5080
03:23:07,020 --> 03:23:08,340
Let's focus on the match.

5081
03:23:08,940 --> 03:23:09,580
You've gone off.

5082
03:23:10,080 --> 03:23:11,360
You've gone off your porridge.

5083
03:23:12,420 --> 03:23:15,300
You need to shape up or shape out.

5084
03:23:16,400 --> 03:23:17,620
We're gonna win this.

5085
03:23:18,320 --> 03:23:19,980
By hook or by crook.

5086
03:23:23,240 --> 03:23:24,020
Let's do it.

5087
03:23:24,120 --> 03:23:25,280
By hook or by crook.

5088
03:23:25,560 --> 03:23:26,360
We're gonna do it.

5089
03:23:26,880 --> 03:23:28,180
Let's back the boys in green.

5090
03:23:29,460 --> 03:23:33,220
All the way to the World Cup Qatari dream 2022.

5091
03:23:33,800 --> 03:23:37,480
As the ball is being majestically pissed about with on the side of the wing.

5092
03:23:37,800 --> 03:23:39,220
By that man, Pavard.

5093
03:23:39,580 --> 03:23:42,660
But it's headed away cool, calmly, and cucumberistically.

5094
03:23:43,380 --> 03:23:49,100
By the Irish defense who've managed to get McLean into the mixer on the left-hand side of the cabbage.

5095
03:23:49,360 --> 03:23:50,020
And look at this.

5096
03:23:50,280 --> 03:23:51,080
Through ball comes in.

5097
03:23:51,140 --> 03:23:51,560
McGoldrick.

5098
03:23:51,780 --> 03:23:52,520
He's found someone.

5099
03:23:52,700 --> 03:23:54,240
It's too wasteful, McGoldrick.

5100
03:23:54,960 --> 03:23:55,980
You're going for two.

5101
03:23:56,080 --> 03:23:57,540
You need to go for two, man.

5102
03:23:57,540 --> 03:24:01,900
And it's finally gathered up, scooped up into the scooper.

5103
03:24:02,380 --> 03:24:05,420
By the boys out on the left-hand side doing the gods on it.

5104
03:24:06,460 --> 03:24:08,700
As Hurrahan shapes it up with Stevens.

5105
03:24:08,820 --> 03:24:09,360
End of Stevens.

5106
03:24:09,620 --> 03:24:11,440
Finds Hurrahan again in a through ball mix-up.

5107
03:24:11,540 --> 03:24:12,760
Can Hurrahan do something with this?

5108
03:24:13,020 --> 03:24:13,440
He can.

5109
03:24:14,380 --> 03:24:15,720
McGoldrick winds it up.

5110
03:24:16,720 --> 03:24:18,200
And it gets sent back.

5111
03:24:19,740 --> 03:24:20,800
And it looks...

5112
03:24:20,800 --> 03:24:23,020
Mbappe is in the mixer.

5113
03:24:23,360 --> 03:24:24,160
And he's doing...

5114
03:24:24,160 --> 03:24:25,180
What's he on the fucking...

5115
03:24:25,180 --> 03:24:26,200
He's defending for.

5116
03:24:27,800 --> 03:24:29,600
Terrible mismanagement.

5117
03:24:30,600 --> 03:24:31,000
Mbappe...

5118
03:24:31,000 --> 03:24:33,120
Kylian Mbappe seemingly is doing...

5119
03:24:34,260 --> 03:24:35,400
A left...

5120
03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:36,720
Well, a left full-back jab.

5121
03:24:38,560 --> 03:24:41,120
He should have been left full-back on the bench.

5122
03:24:41,360 --> 03:24:42,200
If that's the case.

5123
03:24:42,240 --> 03:24:44,280
Because he's going to do zero damage there.

5124
03:24:44,780 --> 03:24:47,680
The ball is floated into the midfield mix-up.

5125
03:24:47,980 --> 03:24:50,040
And is headed generously forward.

5126
03:24:50,300 --> 03:24:51,000
To McGoldrick.

5127
03:24:51,000 --> 03:24:52,880
Who gives it sensually out to Brady.

5128
03:24:53,020 --> 03:24:55,000
Brady plays like an absolute...

5129
03:24:55,000 --> 03:24:56,960
Minstrel on the fucking right wing.

5130
03:24:57,060 --> 03:24:58,140
Giving it to McGoldrick.

5131
03:24:58,220 --> 03:24:59,980
But he doesn't find anything in it.

5132
03:25:00,500 --> 03:25:03,440
It's cut out by one of the French lads.

5133
03:25:04,200 --> 03:25:05,040
And another...

5134
03:25:05,040 --> 03:25:06,700
Pavard has come off.

5135
03:25:06,880 --> 03:25:07,580
And Sissoko.

5136
03:25:08,040 --> 03:25:09,200
Another Tottenham man.

5137
03:25:09,600 --> 03:25:10,800
Is on the pitch.

5138
03:25:12,220 --> 03:25:13,120
Brady takes a...

5139
03:25:13,120 --> 03:25:14,180
Oh, Brady is on the ball.

5140
03:25:14,260 --> 03:25:14,840
Sorry, Brady.

5141
03:25:15,180 --> 03:25:16,280
Squares it to...

5142
03:25:16,280 --> 03:25:16,500
Who?

5143
03:25:18,080 --> 03:25:19,280
Mbappe's got the ball anyway.

5144
03:25:19,380 --> 03:25:20,520
What's he doing in the left back?

5145
03:25:21,680 --> 03:25:23,740
They're not doing themselves any favors.

5146
03:25:23,880 --> 03:25:24,620
The French anyway.

5147
03:25:24,760 --> 03:25:26,800
They've got Mbappe doing the left back work.

5148
03:25:27,400 --> 03:25:27,960
Unless he's...

5149
03:25:27,960 --> 03:25:28,800
Unless he's competent.

5150
03:25:29,220 --> 03:25:30,260
In that scenario.

5151
03:25:30,260 --> 03:25:32,700
I mean, I do know you would need a bit of pace.

5152
03:25:33,340 --> 03:25:34,420
You'd need a bit of pace, yeah.

5153
03:25:34,460 --> 03:25:35,980
But I mean, he's in the wrong fucking position.

5154
03:25:37,700 --> 03:25:40,060
It seems though he's doing a floating free roll or something.

5155
03:25:40,160 --> 03:25:41,440
We want to keep our eye on him anyway.

5156
03:25:41,560 --> 03:25:41,860
Ireland.

5157
03:25:42,080 --> 03:25:44,540
Picking up a bit of scrappage here on the edge of the French box.

5158
03:25:45,200 --> 03:25:47,140
Falling to N'Golo Kante.

5159
03:25:47,640 --> 03:25:48,760
Back to Umtiti now.

5160
03:25:49,420 --> 03:25:49,700
Umtiti.

5161
03:25:50,080 --> 03:25:52,060
Floats the ball into the midfield mix up again.

5162
03:25:52,140 --> 03:25:55,400
Remember, it's a real lazy little concept for such skillful men.

5163
03:25:55,860 --> 03:25:57,480
As Brady is on the ball.

5164
03:25:57,580 --> 03:25:58,480
He's got two men up front.

5165
03:25:58,600 --> 03:25:59,120
Finds who?

5166
03:25:59,880 --> 03:26:00,220
Coleman!

5167
03:26:00,800 --> 03:26:02,420
But his touch was too much.

5168
03:26:03,060 --> 03:26:04,780
Gave the ball away to the Frenchman.

5169
03:26:05,420 --> 03:26:06,920
And Duffy is cleaning up the scoops.

5170
03:26:08,060 --> 03:26:08,420
Hendrik.

5171
03:26:10,300 --> 03:26:14,760
And it's a real scrappy kind of passage of play at the moment, Tom.

5172
03:26:15,760 --> 03:26:18,160
Really, I think they might need to bring Shane Lang on.

5173
03:26:18,260 --> 03:26:18,860
This is an episode.

5174
03:26:18,920 --> 03:26:19,760
It's gone on too long.

5175
03:26:20,300 --> 03:26:20,660
Travesty.

5176
03:26:21,040 --> 03:26:21,900
As you say, Travesty.

5177
03:26:21,960 --> 03:26:22,760
McLean is on the wing.

5178
03:26:22,820 --> 03:26:23,860
He's got the ball into the middle.

5179
03:26:24,080 --> 03:26:24,900
McGoldrick shoots!

5180
03:26:26,260 --> 03:26:28,160
Second chance goes a-beck in there.

5181
03:26:28,520 --> 03:26:33,020
And Lloris thumbs up to his defense because he really was bet if that was going in.

5182
03:26:34,500 --> 03:26:35,560
It took a deflection.

5183
03:26:37,080 --> 03:26:40,360
Lovely first time smack from McGoldrick.

5184
03:26:40,960 --> 03:26:45,320
Looking for that top right-hand corner of the onion sack, which he knows and loves so well.

5185
03:26:46,300 --> 03:26:52,580
Spins at a sumptuous ball blaster in the second match of the opening group phase.

5186
03:26:53,620 --> 03:27:01,740
Nevertheless, Brady, he's nearly out of steam, steps up and sends the balloon into the mixing desk.

5187
03:27:01,940 --> 03:27:03,440
It's a glancing header from McGoldrick.

5188
03:27:03,540 --> 03:27:05,380
It's bouncing around the six-yard area.

5189
03:27:06,280 --> 03:27:07,940
Blashed it away from the French.

5190
03:27:08,240 --> 03:27:08,860
Out to touch.

5191
03:27:09,660 --> 03:27:11,200
And Ireland are going to make a sub here.

5192
03:27:11,920 --> 03:27:13,240
I think it's that man.

5193
03:27:13,560 --> 03:27:13,880
Yes.

5194
03:27:14,940 --> 03:27:17,660
Shane Lang is coming on.

5195
03:27:18,200 --> 03:27:20,200
And the crowd are going wild.

5196
03:27:20,200 --> 03:27:22,680
The McGoldrick gold man is going off.

5197
03:27:22,880 --> 03:27:23,640
Well played.

5198
03:27:23,760 --> 03:27:24,160
Well done.

5199
03:27:24,980 --> 03:27:25,960
Keogh shakes hands.

5200
03:27:26,480 --> 03:27:27,880
It's taking a little bit too long, McGoldrick.

5201
03:27:27,920 --> 03:27:28,640
You need to get off, man.

5202
03:27:29,300 --> 03:27:32,000
Leave by the closest side of the touchline.

5203
03:27:32,480 --> 03:27:36,340
I suppose wasting time would help Ireland at this stage of the game.

5204
03:27:36,440 --> 03:27:38,760
Five minutes left of normal time to play.

5205
03:27:39,800 --> 03:27:43,260
If they can keep it down the top two corner flag areas.

5206
03:27:44,400 --> 03:27:45,260
Even just concentrate.

5207
03:27:45,480 --> 03:27:46,340
Play down this area.

5208
03:27:46,560 --> 03:27:47,700
They should be okay.

5209
03:27:47,700 --> 03:27:49,320
But not with that man Mbappe.

5210
03:27:49,940 --> 03:27:52,260
Mbappe is dispossessed and given to Griesman.

5211
03:27:52,340 --> 03:27:52,700
Griesman.

5212
03:27:53,000 --> 03:27:53,400
Spillage.

5213
03:27:53,580 --> 03:27:54,680
But a double spillage from Ireland.

5214
03:27:54,800 --> 03:27:56,000
And this is really dangerous now.

5215
03:27:56,120 --> 03:27:58,180
Fakir threw ball into Thauvin.

5216
03:27:58,400 --> 03:27:58,760
Thauvin.

5217
03:27:59,000 --> 03:27:59,720
Professional foul.

5218
03:28:00,120 --> 03:28:00,720
Oh, fuck.

5219
03:28:01,200 --> 03:28:02,240
Please be on the edge of the area.

5220
03:28:02,380 --> 03:28:02,700
Could...

5221
03:28:04,300 --> 03:28:06,360
And the referee is blown.

5222
03:28:07,240 --> 03:28:10,420
It was a very, very red card-y kind of job.

5223
03:28:10,500 --> 03:28:11,120
What's he going to give?

5224
03:28:11,180 --> 03:28:11,800
What's he going to give?

5225
03:28:13,080 --> 03:28:14,100
He's giving a yellow.

5226
03:28:14,760 --> 03:28:15,120
Look.

5227
03:28:15,260 --> 03:28:16,200
We're lucky for that.

5228
03:28:16,280 --> 03:28:17,020
But we needed to...

5229
03:28:17,020 --> 03:28:18,300
We needed to go for that.

5230
03:28:18,840 --> 03:28:19,160
I'm not...

5231
03:28:19,160 --> 03:28:19,360
Look.

5232
03:28:20,000 --> 03:28:21,060
It's bad form.

5233
03:28:22,100 --> 03:28:23,200
Please be on the edge of the area.

5234
03:28:23,360 --> 03:28:24,460
Please be on the edge of the area.

5235
03:28:25,000 --> 03:28:25,360
Please.

5236
03:28:26,820 --> 03:28:28,340
It's a feckin' penalty.

5237
03:28:28,580 --> 03:28:28,800
Okay.

5238
03:28:32,880 --> 03:28:33,320
Griesman.

5239
03:28:34,600 --> 03:28:35,480
Heavy is the head.

5240
03:28:35,620 --> 03:28:36,420
Where is the crown?

5241
03:28:36,680 --> 03:28:37,220
Wind it up.

5242
03:28:37,920 --> 03:28:39,480
And it's saved by Randolph!

5243
03:28:41,240 --> 03:28:45,160
What an amazing passage of play by Randolph.

5244
03:28:46,020 --> 03:28:48,420
The red-hand reindeer.

5245
03:28:50,000 --> 03:28:53,700
Just want to clarify there that that remark by Tommy Schlug.

5246
03:28:53,920 --> 03:28:55,120
Red-hand reindeer.

5247
03:28:55,400 --> 03:28:59,440
Nothing to do with unionism or loyalism in any way, shape, or form.

5248
03:29:00,420 --> 03:29:01,380
I didn't mean it like that.

5249
03:29:01,720 --> 03:29:05,540
I know, but we have to distance ourselves from any implicated terminology like that.

5250
03:29:05,620 --> 03:29:06,120
Thanks very much.

5251
03:29:06,220 --> 03:29:07,220
The ball comes into the mixer.

5252
03:29:07,400 --> 03:29:07,700
Ireland.

5253
03:29:08,180 --> 03:29:08,700
Move it up.

5254
03:29:08,800 --> 03:29:12,840
The ball has gone to the right-hand side of their goal stick.

5255
03:29:13,360 --> 03:29:15,100
And that's going to go for another ball.

5256
03:29:15,800 --> 03:29:17,760
Another corner ball to the Frenchman.

5257
03:29:18,120 --> 03:29:18,700
The Frenchman.

5258
03:29:18,760 --> 03:29:19,200
Griesman.

5259
03:29:19,480 --> 03:29:20,700
Smashes it into the mixer.

5260
03:29:21,020 --> 03:29:21,760
It's headed away.

5261
03:29:21,880 --> 03:29:23,520
It's fallen to Thauvin on the edge of the area.

5262
03:29:23,520 --> 03:29:24,380
But it's fucked it up.

5263
03:29:24,520 --> 03:29:25,780
It's spoiled for choice, man.

5264
03:29:27,040 --> 03:29:32,800
Lots of floating through ball, but it's a wasted fucking busted flush at this stage of the game to do that, lads.

5265
03:29:33,440 --> 03:29:35,620
I ain't giving out to the French, but look at the same time.

5266
03:29:35,900 --> 03:29:37,200
Shane Long has just come on.

5267
03:29:37,620 --> 03:29:38,560
He's got fresh legs.

5268
03:29:38,820 --> 03:29:39,720
He's got fresh head.

5269
03:29:40,080 --> 03:29:41,600
And he passes the ball with great feet.

5270
03:29:41,880 --> 03:29:42,560
Back to...

5271
03:29:42,560 --> 03:29:43,500
Who's this now?

5272
03:29:43,560 --> 03:29:43,780
Eleven.

5273
03:29:43,940 --> 03:29:44,300
McLean.

5274
03:29:44,700 --> 03:29:45,440
Finds Hendrik.

5275
03:29:45,940 --> 03:29:46,300
Lovely.

5276
03:29:46,480 --> 03:29:47,360
Just keep the ball.

5277
03:29:47,440 --> 03:29:48,020
Keep it, lads.

5278
03:29:48,080 --> 03:29:48,840
Keep it on the deck.

5279
03:29:49,400 --> 03:29:50,400
Keep it on the deck.

5280
03:29:50,640 --> 03:29:52,920
Ireland keeping it on the deck very nicely now.

5281
03:29:52,980 --> 03:29:56,300
They're not going to try and overstretch themselves here in any shape or form.

5282
03:29:56,960 --> 03:29:59,760
A ticket to the World Cup semi-final is what's at stake.

5283
03:30:03,040 --> 03:30:03,600
Shane Long.

5284
03:30:04,960 --> 03:30:05,680
Shane Long.

5285
03:30:07,080 --> 03:30:08,360
Saved by Lloris.

5286
03:30:09,160 --> 03:30:14,200
And it's just too much, too little, too late for France.

5287
03:30:18,080 --> 03:30:19,480
The boys have done it.

5288
03:30:20,720 --> 03:30:21,980
They came out fighting.

5289
03:30:23,040 --> 03:30:23,880
Their spirits.

5290
03:30:25,280 --> 03:30:26,120
Never broken.

5291
03:30:27,620 --> 03:30:29,400
We're going to the semi-finals.

5292
03:30:30,160 --> 03:30:31,360
It's been an absolute...

5293
03:30:32,500 --> 03:30:33,120
Unbelievable.

5294
03:30:33,720 --> 03:30:34,440
Unbelievable.

5295
03:30:35,660 --> 03:30:36,140
Performance.

5296
03:30:37,380 --> 03:30:38,020
From the boys.

5297
03:30:41,980 --> 03:30:43,120
How can you hate on me?

5298
03:30:43,120 --> 03:30:44,240
I'm sweet as sugar.

5299
03:30:49,800 --> 03:30:50,520
Sick flow.

5300
03:30:50,640 --> 03:30:51,720
There's some sick flow here.

5301
03:30:52,600 --> 03:30:53,720
Listen to the sick flow.

5302
03:30:55,460 --> 03:30:56,340
Can you hear that?

5303
03:30:56,340 --> 03:31:05,260
Was that a bad one?

5304
03:31:09,160 --> 03:31:10,100
Great bit of grime.

5305
03:31:13,540 --> 03:31:15,240
Lovely looping header there from Brady.

5306
03:31:15,940 --> 03:31:16,840
The Brady Bunch.

5307
03:31:17,660 --> 03:31:20,380
He had a bunch of shots and that was the pick of the Brady Bunch.

5308
03:31:21,700 --> 03:31:22,800
He could have gone in then.

5309
03:31:22,900 --> 03:31:25,020
It would have been a nice little setup as well scenario.

5310
03:31:25,820 --> 03:31:27,880
Yadma Goldrick scoring goals.

5311
03:31:27,960 --> 03:31:28,880
That's all he does, man.

5312
03:31:28,900 --> 03:31:29,940
He is born to perform.

5313
03:31:30,040 --> 03:31:30,700
Bartoszgar.

5314
03:31:31,200 --> 03:31:31,920
One touch.

5315
03:31:32,020 --> 03:31:32,740
That's all he takes.

5316
03:31:33,520 --> 03:31:35,260
Perfectly weighted pass from Conor.

5317
03:31:35,840 --> 03:31:42,540
And an absolute barnstorming ball smasher of a right-footed wonder drive.

5318
03:31:42,900 --> 03:31:45,600
Into the bottom left-hand corner of the wonder sack.

5319
03:31:48,400 --> 03:31:49,740
Insane stuff.

5320
03:31:55,140 --> 03:31:56,420
Great work as well.

5321
03:31:56,420 --> 03:31:57,260
Great work as well from the French.

5322
03:31:57,260 --> 03:31:58,400
Let's not take it away from them.

5323
03:31:58,440 --> 03:31:59,720
They tried their best.

5324
03:31:59,840 --> 03:32:07,940
But I mean, they just didn't have what it took to really menace us in the way that we wanted to be menaced.

5325
03:32:08,900 --> 03:32:09,300
Masochistically.

5326
03:32:09,500 --> 03:32:11,780
I mean, you were saying something about that earlier on.

5327
03:32:12,360 --> 03:32:14,480
That you wanted to see them menace us.

5328
03:32:15,000 --> 03:32:16,060
Why was that, Tommy?

5329
03:32:17,020 --> 03:32:17,800
Well, not really.

5330
03:32:17,800 --> 03:32:20,700
I just actually thought I'd like to see someone give us a challenge.

5331
03:32:20,900 --> 03:32:23,640
I wasn't saying that I want to be best.

5332
03:32:24,460 --> 03:32:26,400
Like, you know, like I got pleasure out of it.

5333
03:32:26,500 --> 03:32:29,420
I was just saying that I want to see a good game of football.

5334
03:32:30,260 --> 03:32:34,060
And in fairness to the lads, we can make out luck.

5335
03:32:34,340 --> 03:32:35,680
They're hard workers.

5336
03:32:36,280 --> 03:32:38,800
They deserve all the crushing victories they've been getting.

5337
03:32:39,760 --> 03:32:41,240
I'm not going to take it away from them.

5338
03:32:41,760 --> 03:32:47,920
But I want to see two opponents fighting for their lives tonight.

5339
03:32:49,160 --> 03:32:52,260
And, you know, they just didn't have it.

5340
03:32:52,320 --> 03:32:55,180
France didn't have what it took to succeed.

5341
03:32:55,300 --> 03:32:59,180
They came out singing Les Marseillais like they were going to spill blood.

5342
03:33:00,280 --> 03:33:00,900
They spilled nothing.

5343
03:33:01,480 --> 03:33:05,560
They spilled their own pints on their own pair of slacks.

5344
03:33:06,480 --> 03:33:09,200
Now they're going to have to go to the dry cleaners and get it washed.

5345
03:33:09,880 --> 03:33:10,100
Yep.

5346
03:33:10,800 --> 03:33:12,280
Straight to the dry cleaners, France.

5347
03:33:13,680 --> 03:33:16,740
And if you need a lift, we already took you to the cleaners.

5348
03:33:16,800 --> 03:33:18,880
We can take you again if you want, if you need a lift down.

5349
03:33:20,440 --> 03:33:21,240
It's Ireland 1.

5350
03:33:22,820 --> 03:33:23,600
France 0.

5351
03:33:25,080 --> 03:33:25,600
Modric.

5352
03:33:25,920 --> 03:33:26,560
Modric.

5353
03:33:26,940 --> 03:33:27,560
Modric.

5354
03:33:27,920 --> 03:33:28,560
Modric.

5355
03:33:28,980 --> 03:33:29,640
Modric.

5356
03:33:30,000 --> 03:33:30,620
Modric.

5357
03:33:31,060 --> 03:33:31,580
Modric.

5358
03:33:32,000 --> 03:33:32,600
Modric.

5359
03:33:32,600 --> 03:33:32,980
Connor.

5360
03:33:33,600 --> 03:33:34,020
Brilliant.

5361
03:33:35,500 --> 03:33:40,720
On board here now with Bodar's really tearing up the Charmacadam like an absolute fucking

5362
03:33:40,720 --> 03:33:41,800
finished shit steamroller.

5363
03:33:41,800 --> 03:33:45,880
A mechanical wonder from the age of steam.

5364
03:33:47,280 --> 03:33:49,900
What an amazing age that was.

5365
03:33:51,460 --> 03:33:57,200
such a ballsy notion that you could power a vehicle by steam.

5366
03:33:58,600 --> 03:34:01,580
stick in an old oven on the fucking back of an F1 car.

5367
03:34:01,580 --> 03:34:02,320
Imagine that.

5368
03:34:03,380 --> 03:34:04,560
Fucking stove.

5369
03:34:05,740 --> 03:34:06,560
Pit stops then.

5370
03:34:06,680 --> 03:34:08,760
You'd fill up on coal at the pit stop.

5371
03:34:08,760 --> 03:34:10,060
Or better yet.

5372
03:34:10,060 --> 03:34:13,620
You'd get one of the little pit monkeys onto the back of the car.

5373
03:34:14,660 --> 03:34:16,260
Little coal boy or something.

5374
03:34:16,560 --> 03:34:19,440
He could just ride around on the back of the car while you're going around the track.

5375
03:34:21,120 --> 03:34:23,880
Just fucking shoveling coal into the mixer.

5376
03:34:25,320 --> 03:34:28,920
Don't know about the health and safety of that but it would be entertaining to watch.

5377
03:34:29,420 --> 03:34:31,040
I would pay money to see that.

5378
03:34:31,660 --> 03:34:32,500
Unlike this.

5379
03:34:32,640 --> 03:34:38,300
Lap 36 now and the balloon boys and Mercedes have slapped a new set of rubbers onto Bodar's

5380
03:34:38,300 --> 03:34:39,440
tail gauge.

5381
03:34:39,540 --> 03:34:40,240
And away he goes.

5382
03:34:40,320 --> 03:34:41,360
Like a bat out of hell.

5383
03:34:42,360 --> 03:34:45,220
At the regulatory 25 miles per hour.

5384
03:34:46,020 --> 03:34:46,620
Safety first.

5385
03:34:47,160 --> 03:34:48,400
On network two.

5386
03:34:49,060 --> 03:34:49,680
Jordan man.

5387
03:34:50,040 --> 03:34:51,800
We've had words about this before.

5388
03:34:52,380 --> 03:34:54,240
I say the network two line.

5389
03:34:54,340 --> 03:34:54,620
Okay.

5390
03:34:55,520 --> 03:34:56,040
Sorry.

5391
03:34:56,480 --> 03:34:59,180
We have a transmission incoming from Bodar's.

5392
03:35:01,860 --> 03:35:02,420
Okay.

5393
03:35:02,580 --> 03:35:03,920
No talking now.

5394
03:35:04,220 --> 03:35:05,380
Don't know what that means.

5395
03:35:06,640 --> 03:35:08,540
Bodar's could possibly be on the spectrum.

5396
03:35:09,060 --> 03:35:10,100
Finds it hard to deal with.

5397
03:35:10,180 --> 03:35:11,820
Multiple voices in his earpiece.

5398
03:35:11,880 --> 03:35:12,600
But look at this.

5399
03:35:13,260 --> 03:35:16,700
Lou Banger shoves Bodar's out into the gravel sack.

5400
03:35:16,820 --> 03:35:17,860
Don't be cheeky.

5401
03:35:20,760 --> 03:35:26,340
Wanna get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about the new Mercedes C-Class?

5402
03:35:26,520 --> 03:35:30,960
Powered by a 2.1 diesel engine with 170 brake horsepower.

5403
03:35:31,500 --> 03:35:35,380
Feel the rush of blood to your head and dick as you sit inside.

5404
03:35:35,380 --> 03:35:36,160
Sell the house.

5405
03:35:36,480 --> 03:35:37,280
Sell the kids.

5406
03:35:37,620 --> 03:35:38,420
Sell the wife.

5407
03:35:38,780 --> 03:35:41,320
Do whatever you fucking can to get your mitts on this.

5408
03:35:41,460 --> 03:35:44,560
It comes with a very comprehensive warranty experience.

5409
03:35:44,800 --> 03:35:45,660
No money down.

5410
03:35:46,080 --> 03:35:46,620
No win.

5411
03:35:46,680 --> 03:35:47,240
No fee.

5412
03:35:47,900 --> 03:35:49,020
How's it going guys?

5413
03:35:49,020 --> 03:35:53,480
It's Connor Williams here with the latest scores of the quarterfinal FIFA World Cup.

5414
03:35:53,540 --> 03:35:54,580
There Qatar 2022.

5415
03:35:54,700 --> 03:35:56,680
2022 on Network 2.

5416
03:35:57,860 --> 03:35:58,380
We have Morocco.

5417
03:35:59,420 --> 03:36:00,980
Failing midsby the hands of Brazil.

5418
03:36:01,780 --> 03:36:05,320
While Scotland had an extra time victory over Uruguay 3-2.

5419
03:36:06,320 --> 03:36:12,420
The French laid siege on their own home territory by Ireland.

5420
03:36:12,420 --> 03:36:14,940
Even though the territory was in Qatar.

5421
03:36:15,940 --> 03:36:16,640
Senegal.

5422
03:36:17,280 --> 03:36:19,180
They got beat 3-1 by Romania.

5423
03:36:20,020 --> 03:36:24,440
And that's setting up a real tasty semi-final of the World Cup here.

5424
03:36:25,440 --> 03:36:27,400
On today F2.

5425
03:36:27,400 --> 03:36:27,400
On today F2.

5426
03:36:30,780 --> 03:36:31,840
Tournament draw of course.

5427
03:36:32,780 --> 03:36:33,300
Brazil.

5428
03:36:34,000 --> 03:36:34,860
Vanquish Ecuador.

5429
03:36:35,660 --> 03:36:37,340
Go through to face Scotland.

5430
03:36:38,540 --> 03:36:42,220
It's going to be a real barnstorming performance from the boys.

5431
03:36:42,740 --> 03:36:45,880
To try and vanquish those Brazilian dreamers.

5432
03:36:46,800 --> 03:36:48,140
Meanwhile the other semi-final.

5433
03:36:48,620 --> 03:36:49,660
Of course you know about it.

5434
03:36:50,260 --> 03:36:50,960
If you don't.

5435
03:36:51,800 --> 03:36:55,500
Then I don't know what you're about or where you come from.

5436
03:36:55,820 --> 03:36:56,800
But it's certainly not Ireland.

5437
03:36:57,400 --> 03:36:58,840
Because Ireland are going to be playing.

5438
03:36:59,320 --> 03:36:59,820
Romania.

5439
03:37:00,580 --> 03:37:01,480
The semi-final.

5440
03:37:01,840 --> 03:37:02,800
The World Cup.

5441
03:37:03,220 --> 03:37:04,120
Tournament draw here.

5442
03:37:05,700 --> 03:37:06,140
Qatar.

5443
03:37:06,140 --> 03:37:08,720
On Qatar FM.

5444
03:37:09,840 --> 03:37:11,420
Brought to you by Modric.

5445
03:37:12,080 --> 03:37:12,880
Conor.

5446
03:37:41,420 --> 03:37:46,540
Welcome back.

5447
03:37:47,820 --> 03:37:48,480
This is it.

5448
03:37:49,200 --> 03:37:51,000
The World Cup semi-final.

5449
03:37:51,800 --> 03:37:53,560
Qatar 2022.

5450
03:37:54,040 --> 03:37:54,960
FIFA and the boys.

5451
03:37:55,880 --> 03:37:56,700
Sepp Blatter.

5452
03:37:57,900 --> 03:37:58,480
Platini.

5453
03:37:59,640 --> 03:38:00,520
Backhanders.

5454
03:38:01,200 --> 03:38:02,080
Shady Deals.

5455
03:38:05,080 --> 03:38:07,140
Let's forget about all the politicians.

5456
03:38:07,140 --> 03:38:09,060
And go straight into this.

5457
03:38:09,640 --> 03:38:11,640
It's the World Cup semi-final.

5458
03:38:11,920 --> 03:38:13,320
Not one you'd want to miss out on.

5459
03:38:13,400 --> 03:38:14,760
It's the hottest ticket in town.

5460
03:38:15,300 --> 03:38:15,600
Ireland.

5461
03:38:16,160 --> 03:38:22,780
Have overcome a lot of bad, bad stuff to get here.

5462
03:38:25,480 --> 03:38:26,480
Nasty teams.

5463
03:38:26,480 --> 03:38:28,340
Bad lads.

5464
03:38:28,340 --> 03:38:31,780
Skillful boys on the wing.

5465
03:38:33,860 --> 03:38:35,020
Wing boys.

5466
03:38:36,600 --> 03:38:37,860
Midfield maestros.

5467
03:38:39,020 --> 03:38:40,720
But we've crushed them all.

5468
03:38:40,720 --> 03:38:44,660
No team has come up against us and not got a drubbing.

5469
03:38:44,740 --> 03:38:46,840
It's been an absolutely sensational run of form.

5470
03:38:47,300 --> 03:38:48,220
Joining me here today.

5471
03:38:48,900 --> 03:38:50,780
Tommy Schlug providing co-commentaries.

5472
03:38:50,900 --> 03:38:52,460
Tommy what do you think of Ireland's chances?

5473
03:38:53,900 --> 03:38:54,400
Look at it.

5474
03:38:54,400 --> 03:38:55,080
I'm not going to.

5475
03:38:55,120 --> 03:38:56,660
I'm not going to big it up to the max.

5476
03:38:56,760 --> 03:38:56,840
No.

5477
03:38:56,880 --> 03:38:58,380
I'm not going to big it up to the max.

5478
03:38:58,480 --> 03:38:58,580
No.

5479
03:38:58,640 --> 03:39:00,060
I'm not going to big it up to the max.

5480
03:39:00,380 --> 03:39:01,400
But I'm going to try.

5481
03:39:01,880 --> 03:39:02,700
Keep a lid on it.

5482
03:39:03,260 --> 03:39:04,500
Reign in my expectations.

5483
03:39:04,660 --> 03:39:05,600
But at the same time.

5484
03:39:05,960 --> 03:39:06,440
Absolutely.

5485
03:39:07,240 --> 03:39:08,500
Expect nothing less.

5486
03:39:09,080 --> 03:39:11,020
Than ultimate victory.

5487
03:39:11,880 --> 03:39:13,720
And in such a way.

5488
03:39:14,280 --> 03:39:15,540
That humiliates.

5489
03:39:16,420 --> 03:39:16,940
Maybe not.

5490
03:39:17,000 --> 03:39:17,760
That's not our style.

5491
03:39:17,840 --> 03:39:18,740
We don't like to humiliate.

5492
03:39:18,820 --> 03:39:20,120
We're very humble.

5493
03:39:20,120 --> 03:39:21,360
I understand that.

5494
03:39:22,380 --> 03:39:25,200
But we want to actually rub their face in it.

5495
03:39:25,900 --> 03:39:27,460
Very strong words there Tom.

5496
03:39:27,700 --> 03:39:29,600
And you had a sentiment.

5497
03:39:29,780 --> 03:39:32,680
A kind of maliceful kind of sentiment behind that.

5498
03:39:32,740 --> 03:39:33,900
Was there any malice in that?

5499
03:39:35,280 --> 03:39:36,140
No malice.

5500
03:39:37,040 --> 03:39:39,720
Just pure absolute lust for victory.

5501
03:39:40,320 --> 03:39:41,020
And pints.

5502
03:39:42,060 --> 03:39:42,540
Yeah.

5503
03:39:42,840 --> 03:39:43,180
Well look.

5504
03:39:43,280 --> 03:39:45,220
There's going to be no pints tonight in Qatar.

5505
03:39:46,380 --> 03:39:48,060
Because if you want a pint.

5506
03:39:48,480 --> 03:39:50,200
Then you can go to prison for it.

5507
03:39:50,200 --> 03:39:51,520
Ha ha ha ha ha.

5508
03:39:52,180 --> 03:39:52,980
Ha ha ha.

5509
03:39:53,320 --> 03:39:54,080
Ha ha ha ha.

5510
03:39:54,080 --> 03:39:54,660
Ha ha ha ha.

5511
03:39:55,660 --> 03:39:56,980
Ha ha ha.

5512
03:39:57,760 --> 03:39:58,960
We have to laugh.

5513
03:39:59,420 --> 03:40:01,140
Because not only is it true.

5514
03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:02,660
But if you can't laugh.

5515
03:40:02,740 --> 03:40:03,440
What can you do?

5516
03:40:04,580 --> 03:40:05,780
Go on the piss maybe.

5517
03:40:06,560 --> 03:40:06,860
Yeah.

5518
03:40:06,940 --> 03:40:07,840
Well you can't do that.

5519
03:40:07,920 --> 03:40:08,580
That's the problem.

5520
03:40:09,460 --> 03:40:10,300
James McLean.

5521
03:40:10,820 --> 03:40:11,940
You know what I mean.

5522
03:40:12,600 --> 03:40:14,980
The Hurricane Hurrihan.

5523
03:40:15,360 --> 03:40:15,800
You've got.

5524
03:40:16,040 --> 03:40:16,820
Jimmy Hendrix.

5525
03:40:16,920 --> 03:40:18,420
Glenn Wielanaldo.

5526
03:40:18,640 --> 03:40:19,040
Wielan.

5527
03:40:19,220 --> 03:40:19,660
Wielando.

5528
03:40:20,200 --> 03:40:20,900
Doesn't work.

5529
03:40:21,080 --> 03:40:21,480
Try again.

5530
03:40:22,200 --> 03:40:22,680
Glenn.

5531
03:40:23,220 --> 03:40:23,820
Wielanino.

5532
03:40:24,580 --> 03:40:25,560
Maybe that'll do.

5533
03:40:26,320 --> 03:40:27,340
David McGoldrick.

5534
03:40:27,780 --> 03:40:28,240
Or Dahe.

5535
03:40:28,320 --> 03:40:28,720
Or Dan.

5536
03:40:28,900 --> 03:40:30,300
Can't remember the first name.

5537
03:40:30,420 --> 03:40:30,720
I'm sorry.

5538
03:40:30,720 --> 03:40:34,940
It really should be covered in this broadcasting kind of sense.

5539
03:40:35,060 --> 03:40:35,940
We need to have the names.

5540
03:40:36,020 --> 03:40:37,140
Proper names of these players.

5541
03:40:37,340 --> 03:40:39,120
Maybe in the chat you can enlighten me there.

5542
03:40:40,320 --> 03:40:43,720
Also you've got that real strong solid defense line.

5543
03:40:43,860 --> 03:40:44,500
With Keogh.

5544
03:40:44,820 --> 03:40:45,820
Talismanic defender.

5545
03:40:46,380 --> 03:40:49,900
Who's overcome such turbulent few seasons.

5546
03:40:50,380 --> 03:40:51,300
To really shine.

5547
03:40:51,500 --> 03:40:53,040
And step up to the plate.

5548
03:40:53,360 --> 03:40:55,060
When it was necessary for his country.

5549
03:40:55,660 --> 03:40:56,780
We never last faith.

5550
03:40:57,440 --> 03:40:59,000
We'll never lose faith in you man.

5551
03:40:59,000 --> 03:41:01,060
And hopefully you can keep us.

5552
03:41:01,600 --> 03:41:03,860
Keep the fire burning tonight against Romania.

5553
03:41:04,320 --> 03:41:06,060
But they're looking tasty enough.

5554
03:41:06,180 --> 03:41:06,820
The Romanians.

5555
03:41:07,220 --> 03:41:07,440
Tom.

5556
03:41:08,900 --> 03:41:09,400
That's right.

5557
03:41:09,400 --> 03:41:11,260
Starting at the goalkeeper.

5558
03:41:12,140 --> 03:41:12,680
You've got.

5559
03:41:13,260 --> 03:41:14,060
Tataru Sano.

5560
03:41:15,360 --> 03:41:15,800
Then.

5561
03:41:16,000 --> 03:41:17,880
You've got a very very tough back line.

5562
03:41:18,420 --> 03:41:18,600
With.

5563
03:41:19,260 --> 03:41:19,780
Nadel Saru.

5564
03:41:20,480 --> 03:41:20,820
Mucci.

5565
03:41:21,600 --> 03:41:22,060
Banco.

5566
03:41:22,500 --> 03:41:23,200
And Benzar.

5567
03:41:23,860 --> 03:41:25,080
Tell me more about the.

5568
03:41:25,140 --> 03:41:26,800
The midfield partnership of.

5569
03:41:26,860 --> 03:41:27,120
Baluta.

5570
03:41:27,280 --> 03:41:27,600
Marin.

5571
03:41:27,740 --> 03:41:28,160
Mitreya.

5572
03:41:28,260 --> 03:41:28,860
And Deke.

5573
03:41:29,720 --> 03:41:30,140
Well.

5574
03:41:30,260 --> 03:41:30,560
I will.

5575
03:41:30,740 --> 03:41:31,080
Baluta.

5576
03:41:31,540 --> 03:41:32,300
He's in midfield.

5577
03:41:32,840 --> 03:41:33,160
Marin.

5578
03:41:33,580 --> 03:41:34,600
Is also in midfield with him.

5579
03:41:35,120 --> 03:41:36,520
And then you've got another two midfielders.

5580
03:41:36,520 --> 03:41:37,260
Between those boys.

5581
03:41:37,880 --> 03:41:38,320
Mitreya.

5582
03:41:38,860 --> 03:41:39,120
And.

5583
03:41:39,120 --> 03:41:39,940
And Deke.

5584
03:41:40,940 --> 03:41:42,220
And their midfielders as well.

5585
03:41:42,740 --> 03:41:43,820
Very insightful Tom.

5586
03:41:44,660 --> 03:41:46,660
Just on those strikers there.

5587
03:41:46,720 --> 03:41:47,680
What's the story with them?

5588
03:41:48,580 --> 03:41:49,660
Stanchu and Casiro.

5589
03:41:50,460 --> 03:41:50,820
Yeah.

5590
03:41:51,120 --> 03:41:51,360
Any.

5591
03:41:51,480 --> 03:41:52,160
Any feedback.

5592
03:41:52,900 --> 03:41:55,360
Any news floating around about those two cats.

5593
03:41:57,120 --> 03:41:57,400
No.

5594
03:41:57,620 --> 03:41:57,900
Nothing.

5595
03:41:59,540 --> 03:42:00,180
They're not.

5596
03:42:00,240 --> 03:42:00,840
They're not the bitch.

5597
03:42:00,940 --> 03:42:01,560
That's all I've heard.

5598
03:42:02,180 --> 03:42:02,540
Well.

5599
03:42:02,600 --> 03:42:05,620
No one's going to be as good as our man McGoldrick in front of the net.

5600
03:42:06,040 --> 03:42:09,100
He's actually top scorer in the tournament at the moment.

5601
03:42:09,220 --> 03:42:10,480
He's looking for the golden boot.

5602
03:42:11,220 --> 03:42:13,680
Let's see if he's going to have the golden boots on him tonight.

5603
03:42:13,780 --> 03:42:14,480
When he gets going.

5604
03:42:14,580 --> 03:42:14,720
I mean.

5605
03:42:14,820 --> 03:42:16,200
We have seen there obviously leather.

5606
03:42:16,600 --> 03:42:16,880
Black.

5607
03:42:16,980 --> 03:42:17,780
Black and red leather.

5608
03:42:19,400 --> 03:42:19,800
But.

5609
03:42:20,000 --> 03:42:21,720
He could get the golden boot.

5610
03:42:22,540 --> 03:42:23,080
You know.

5611
03:42:23,200 --> 03:42:23,560
Trophy.

5612
03:42:23,700 --> 03:42:24,780
If he wins the golden boot.

5613
03:42:25,900 --> 03:42:27,040
Pretty self explanatory.

5614
03:42:27,600 --> 03:42:28,000
Francis.

5615
03:42:28,540 --> 03:42:29,920
We should just move on with the match.

5616
03:42:30,520 --> 03:42:31,840
We're at the behest of time.

5617
03:42:31,960 --> 03:42:32,540
Father time.

5618
03:42:32,640 --> 03:42:33,000
We can't.

5619
03:42:33,680 --> 03:42:34,480
He's waiting for us.

5620
03:42:34,540 --> 03:42:35,360
We're not waiting for him.

5621
03:42:36,120 --> 03:42:36,700
I mean.

5622
03:42:36,820 --> 03:42:37,480
The other way around.

5623
03:42:39,020 --> 03:42:40,960
Just shut up and do the fucking commentary man.

5624
03:42:42,460 --> 03:42:44,200
Welcome everybody to the match.

5625
03:42:44,600 --> 03:42:45,760
It's the World Cup.

5626
03:42:46,260 --> 03:42:46,620
Seven.

5627
03:42:46,980 --> 03:42:47,800
World Cup.

5628
03:42:48,700 --> 03:42:49,100
It's.

5629
03:42:49,260 --> 03:42:51,240
It's the World Cup semi-final.

5630
03:42:51,700 --> 03:42:51,920
Sorry.

5631
03:42:52,000 --> 03:42:53,740
I was going to say seven final there.

5632
03:42:55,860 --> 03:42:56,260
Sorry.

5633
03:42:56,400 --> 03:43:00,080
It's the ole ole music is kind of jarring to listen.

5634
03:43:00,080 --> 03:43:01,400
I never thought I would have said that.

5635
03:43:01,500 --> 03:43:05,300
Whilst trying to deliver insightful analyses on the game.

5636
03:43:05,980 --> 03:43:07,380
I just keep on hearing.

5637
03:43:09,960 --> 03:43:11,960
And it just makes me want to go.

5638
03:43:12,820 --> 03:43:13,400
Come on Ireland.

5639
03:43:15,460 --> 03:43:16,080
Well done.

5640
03:43:16,420 --> 03:43:17,020
That was a good one.

5641
03:43:17,040 --> 03:43:18,700
You actually sounded like me when you did that.

5642
03:43:19,780 --> 03:43:20,020
Well.

5643
03:43:20,700 --> 03:43:22,380
If truth be told there.

5644
03:43:22,700 --> 03:43:22,960
Tommy.

5645
03:43:23,900 --> 03:43:26,180
You're actually an inspiration to me.

5646
03:43:27,000 --> 03:43:27,280
Sorry.

5647
03:43:27,280 --> 03:43:29,220
We'll just stand now for the Romanian national anthem.

5648
03:43:29,220 --> 03:43:59,200
Thank you.

5649
03:43:59,200 --> 03:44:04,500
Very good. Very good. National Anthem.

5650
03:44:04,500 --> 03:44:06,500
Bye.

5651
03:44:06,500 --> 03:44:08,500
Bye.

5652
03:44:08,500 --> 03:44:10,500
Bye.

5653
03:44:10,500 --> 03:44:12,500
Bye.

5654
03:44:12,500 --> 03:44:14,500
Bye.

5655
03:44:14,500 --> 03:44:16,500
Bye.

5656
03:44:16,500 --> 03:44:18,500
Bye.

5657
03:44:18,500 --> 03:44:20,500
Bye.

5658
03:44:20,500 --> 03:44:22,500
Bye.

5659
03:44:22,500 --> 03:44:24,500
Bye.

5660
03:44:24,500 --> 03:44:26,500
Bye.

5661
03:44:26,500 --> 03:44:28,500
Bye.

5662
03:44:28,500 --> 03:44:30,500
Bye.

5663
03:44:30,500 --> 03:44:32,500
Bye.

5664
03:44:32,500 --> 03:44:34,500
Bye.

5665
03:44:34,500 --> 03:44:36,500
Bye.

5666
03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:38,500
Bye.

5667
03:44:42,500 --> 03:44:44,500
The national anthems have been sang.

5668
03:44:44,500 --> 03:44:48,500
The time for talk is over.

5669
03:44:48,500 --> 03:44:50,500
This is it.

5670
03:44:50,500 --> 03:44:52,500
The theater of dreams.

5671
03:44:52,500 --> 03:44:54,500
We never thought we'd make it here.

5672
03:44:54,500 --> 03:44:56,500
But by God, we've made it.

5673
03:44:56,500 --> 03:45:00,500
And we're not gonna stop if we've anything about us.

5674
03:45:00,500 --> 03:45:02,500
All right, Dave, thank you very much for your tip.

5675
03:45:02,500 --> 03:45:04,500
Very, very kind of you, sir.

5676
03:45:04,500 --> 03:45:06,500
We're up against the Romanian bad boys.

5677
03:45:06,500 --> 03:45:10,500
They're a very proud, fiercely proud country themselves.

5678
03:45:10,500 --> 03:45:12,500
They voted Romain, not leave.

5679
03:45:12,500 --> 03:45:14,500
And they're gonna enjoy their time in the EU.

5680
03:45:14,500 --> 03:45:16,500
As should they.

5681
03:45:16,500 --> 03:45:18,500
It's, you know, we're there as well.

5682
03:45:18,500 --> 03:45:20,500
We're all in it together, lads.

5683
03:45:20,500 --> 03:45:22,500
Fave Doley, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip.

5684
03:45:22,500 --> 03:45:24,500
Very, very kind of you.

5685
03:45:24,500 --> 03:45:26,500
I hope you're doing well.

5686
03:45:26,500 --> 03:45:30,500
Let's just gather ourselves for a moment and have a quick look at the team sheet before we move on.

5687
03:45:30,500 --> 03:45:34,500
And we discussed it in full earlier on.

5688
03:45:34,500 --> 03:45:38,500
But I mean, let's have a look at the outlay and the line out, the lay of the land.

5689
03:45:38,500 --> 03:45:44,500
I think we're actually gonna move with Glenn Whelan and we're gonna long it up.

5690
03:45:44,500 --> 03:45:46,500
So long, Glenn.

5691
03:45:46,500 --> 03:45:48,500
Glenn, thank you very much for your tip.

5692
03:45:48,500 --> 03:45:50,500
Um, they hammered my Bitcoin.

5693
03:45:50,500 --> 03:45:52,500
That's very kind of you.

5694
03:45:54,500 --> 03:45:56,500
Where would you stick long?

5695
03:45:56,500 --> 03:45:58,500
You wouldn't leave him in defensive midfield?

5696
03:45:58,500 --> 03:46:04,500
But, I'd move him right to the top of the tree with, uh, McGoldrick there.

5697
03:46:04,500 --> 03:46:08,500
And they can have a little bit of textbook interplay with each other.

5698
03:46:08,500 --> 03:46:10,500
Sounds a bit weird.

5699
03:46:10,500 --> 03:46:14,500
It's grammatically, uh, it's grammatically sound.

5700
03:46:14,500 --> 03:46:16,500
And, uh, you're just saying it sounds weird.

5701
03:46:16,500 --> 03:46:20,500
Thank you very much, sorry, Alexatron, for your tip there.

5702
03:46:20,500 --> 03:46:22,500
Very, very kind you.

5703
03:46:22,500 --> 03:46:25,500
And, uh, to everyone who's watching and tipping, very kindly as well.

5704
03:46:25,500 --> 03:46:27,500
You need to move McGoldrick back up.

5705
03:46:27,500 --> 03:46:29,500
You put him in the middle of the field.

5706
03:46:32,500 --> 03:46:33,500
Uh, Mr. Schley.

5707
03:46:33,500 --> 03:46:35,500
Thank you very much, Mr. Schley.

5708
03:46:38,500 --> 03:46:40,500
Now we can, we can stick him up here.

5709
03:46:40,500 --> 03:46:42,500
That's, what's going on?

5710
03:46:42,500 --> 03:46:44,500
What's going on with Lang?

5711
03:46:44,500 --> 03:46:45,500
Alright.

5712
03:46:46,500 --> 03:46:50,500
Maybe you can't put them on in the same area together.

5713
03:46:50,500 --> 03:46:51,500
But you can put them there.

5714
03:46:51,500 --> 03:46:52,500
That's it.

5715
03:46:52,500 --> 03:46:54,500
That's looking tasty now.

5716
03:46:54,500 --> 03:46:57,500
Move McLean and Brady out through the wings.

5717
03:47:00,500 --> 03:47:01,500
Very nice.

5718
03:47:03,500 --> 03:47:04,500
And about there.

5719
03:47:05,500 --> 03:47:06,500
Perfect.

5720
03:47:09,500 --> 03:47:12,500
I'd say the two bookings in the middle, you'd want to move them down a bit.

5721
03:47:12,500 --> 03:47:15,500
Give yourself a little bit of extra defensive midfield support.

5722
03:47:15,500 --> 03:47:17,500
They can drop deeper back then, you know.

5723
03:47:17,500 --> 03:47:20,500
If shit's about to go downtown.

5724
03:47:20,500 --> 03:47:21,500
Yeah.

5725
03:47:21,500 --> 03:47:24,500
I completely agree with you.

5726
03:47:24,500 --> 03:47:25,500
Big, big shout out there to McSlee.

5727
03:47:25,500 --> 03:47:26,500
Thank you very much.

5728
03:47:26,500 --> 03:47:30,500
And Dylan O'Brien loves a Hearns.

5729
03:47:30,500 --> 03:47:34,500
I don't know what that is, but thank you very much.

5730
03:47:34,500 --> 03:47:35,500
And Alexa Tron.

5731
03:47:35,500 --> 03:47:37,500
Very, very, very, very kind of you.

5732
03:47:37,500 --> 03:47:38,500
Okay, the scene is set.

5733
03:47:38,500 --> 03:47:38,500
We're off.

5734
03:47:38,500 --> 03:47:39,500
We're off.

5735
03:47:39,500 --> 03:47:40,500
We're away.

5736
03:47:40,500 --> 03:47:44,500
We've got a lovely shape in the middle of the top deck.

5737
03:47:44,500 --> 03:47:47,500
Let's see if it can inflict any damage on Romania.

5738
03:47:47,500 --> 03:47:51,500
Remember now, we did take France to the cleaners.

5739
03:47:51,500 --> 03:47:55,500
And we got a very big dry cleaning bill off them.

5740
03:47:55,500 --> 03:47:59,500
Off the dry cleaners for the job that we did on France.

5741
03:47:59,500 --> 03:48:02,500
And it's Ireland to kick off the match here now.

5742
03:48:02,500 --> 03:48:04,500
Let me turn these match sounds up for you.

5743
03:48:06,500 --> 03:48:09,500
Whelan to Duffy.

5744
03:48:09,500 --> 03:48:14,500
Ireland confidently maintaining control of the possession from kick off.

5745
03:48:14,500 --> 03:48:18,500
Looking to build something up here with Brady on the wing.

5746
03:48:18,500 --> 03:48:20,500
He's holding up play nicely.

5747
03:48:20,500 --> 03:48:22,500
Slots it back to Coleman.

5748
03:48:22,500 --> 03:48:24,500
In turn, back to Duffy.

5749
03:48:24,500 --> 03:48:26,500
Confident opening, Tom.

5750
03:48:26,500 --> 03:48:27,500
Very nice.

5751
03:48:27,500 --> 03:48:28,500
Very confident.

5752
03:48:28,500 --> 03:48:30,500
It's what you want to see.

5753
03:48:30,500 --> 03:48:33,500
And it's giving us the boost we need.

5754
03:48:33,500 --> 03:48:34,500
These early stages.

5755
03:48:34,500 --> 03:48:37,500
To hopefully build and move on and create something.

5756
03:48:38,500 --> 03:48:42,500
The ball's still being held up now in our own half.

5757
03:48:42,500 --> 03:48:45,500
Though, Romania don't look like they're going to get a touch in.

5758
03:48:46,500 --> 03:48:50,500
As Duffy and Coleman have a bit of play on the edge of the area.

5759
03:48:50,500 --> 03:48:51,500
Coleman down the line now to Brady.

5760
03:48:51,500 --> 03:48:52,500
There's something on here.

5761
03:48:52,500 --> 03:48:53,500
He's got some man in the middle.

5762
03:48:53,500 --> 03:48:54,500
It's Hendrik.

5763
03:48:54,500 --> 03:48:55,500
1-2 with Hendrik.

5764
03:48:55,500 --> 03:48:56,500
Back to Brady.

5765
03:48:56,500 --> 03:48:58,500
Brady's got a bit of space and time.

5766
03:48:58,500 --> 03:48:59,500
He's got Hurahan.

5767
03:48:59,500 --> 03:49:00,500
He gives the ball to McGoldrick.

5768
03:49:00,500 --> 03:49:01,500
McGoldrick.

5769
03:49:01,500 --> 03:49:02,500
Through ball again to Brady.

5770
03:49:02,500 --> 03:49:06,500
But it's just intercepted by the Romanian defense.

5771
03:49:06,500 --> 03:49:08,500
And the ball's just gone out to the...

5772
03:49:08,500 --> 03:49:10,500
Back to Enda Stevens on that left wing.

5773
03:49:10,500 --> 03:49:12,500
Who's teaming up with McLean now.

5774
03:49:12,500 --> 03:49:13,500
Gives it to Hurahan.

5775
03:49:13,500 --> 03:49:14,500
Hurahan.

5776
03:49:14,500 --> 03:49:16,500
Back into the danger zone again with Hendrik.

5777
03:49:16,500 --> 03:49:17,500
Hendrik.

5778
03:49:17,500 --> 03:49:21,500
Plays defensively and keeps retaining position.

5779
03:49:21,500 --> 03:49:24,500
And you know, it's very, very scrappy at times.

5780
03:49:24,500 --> 03:49:26,500
But it's also confident and nice, Tom.

5781
03:49:26,500 --> 03:49:28,500
Look, they're on the ball again.

5782
03:49:28,500 --> 03:49:32,500
They're not giving anything away or giving anything to Romania.

5783
03:49:32,500 --> 03:49:34,500
It's just fantastic to see.

5784
03:49:34,500 --> 03:49:37,500
I am very proud of the start.

5785
03:49:37,500 --> 03:49:40,500
And look lads, we need to pump it up the park and get something going.

5786
03:49:40,500 --> 03:49:41,500
Let's do that now.

5787
03:49:41,500 --> 03:49:42,500
McLean.

5788
03:49:42,500 --> 03:49:44,500
They're in the edge of the area with McLean.

5789
03:49:44,500 --> 03:49:45,500
McLean.

5790
03:49:45,500 --> 03:49:46,500
Sends a big ball in.

5791
03:49:46,500 --> 03:49:47,500
McGoldrick gets a header on it.

5792
03:49:47,500 --> 03:49:49,500
But it's very far out from the goal.

5793
03:49:49,500 --> 03:49:51,500
And no trouble at all to the goalkeeper.

5794
03:49:51,500 --> 03:49:52,500
Still first salvo to Ireland.

5795
03:49:52,500 --> 03:49:52,500
It's a confident start.

5796
03:49:52,500 --> 03:49:52,500
It's the start we wanted.

5797
03:49:52,500 --> 03:49:53,500
The one that we craved.

5798
03:49:53,500 --> 03:49:54,500
Look.

5799
03:49:54,500 --> 03:49:55,500
Keep on keeping on lads.

5800
03:49:55,500 --> 03:49:56,500
Come on you boys in green.

5801
03:49:56,500 --> 03:49:57,500
And our substitution.

5802
03:49:57,500 --> 03:50:02,500
Shane Long is only just after coming on now.

5803
03:50:02,500 --> 03:50:03,500
It's strange because we didn't actually kick off before we made that on the team sheet.

5804
03:50:03,500 --> 03:50:03,500
So it's strange that that wasn't implemented beforehand.

5805
03:50:03,500 --> 03:50:03,500
I couldn't tell you why.

5806
03:50:03,500 --> 03:50:03,500
Maybe FIFA have just lashed the blast completely.

5807
03:50:03,500 --> 03:50:03,500
Like you know.

5808
03:50:03,500 --> 03:50:04,500
There's nothing wrong with FIFA.

5809
03:50:04,500 --> 03:50:05,500
I can't tell you why.

5810
03:50:05,500 --> 03:50:06,500
I can't tell you why.

5811
03:50:06,500 --> 03:50:17,940
and our substitution Shane Lang is only just after coming on now it's strange

5812
03:50:17,940 --> 03:50:21,100
because we didn't actually kick off before we've made that on the team sheet

5813
03:50:21,100 --> 03:50:27,620
so it's strange that wasn't implemented beforehand I couldn't tell you why maybe

5814
03:50:27,620 --> 03:50:31,980
FIFA have just I know lost the blast completely like you know there's nothing

5815
03:50:31,980 --> 03:50:35,800
wrong with FIFA Tom remember don't bite the hand it feeds as Ireland attack now

5816
03:50:35,800 --> 03:50:48,760
with spillage oh Connor Horahan or Conal or Carl has lost the plot but he's got the ball back again the

5817
03:50:48,760 --> 03:50:53,500
Hurricane Horahan squares it back to whoever and we don't know who else is on the Dave

5818
03:50:53,500 --> 03:50:59,080
McGoldrick now McGoldrick puts the ball out to Brady Brady has he got time to berate his opposition with

5819
03:50:59,080 --> 03:51:05,100
an assumptuous ball into the box he has it's met with the head by Shane Lang and again a very far

5820
03:51:05,100 --> 03:51:14,460
far out header far out dude yeah not not in like a cowabunga surfer sense it was just that he was far

5821
03:51:14,460 --> 03:51:25,100
out from the goal yeah I thought you were trying to be a kind of surf kind of cool dude nah I've no need to uh

5822
03:51:25,100 --> 03:51:32,060
try and affect a different persona simply because I lack charisma you know that that's that would be very

5823
03:51:32,060 --> 03:51:40,300
sad if that's the case I know yeah but I mean you got you just gotta keep going even even if you do have

5824
03:51:40,300 --> 03:51:45,420
those thoughts keep going Francis look there's no other way forward do you know what I mean yeah do you

5825
03:51:45,420 --> 03:51:51,900
know what the other way is and it's it's not nice as we build up possession on the the right hand side of

5826
03:51:51,900 --> 03:51:59,260
the flank Duffy and Coleman are really making ends meet here as they gather speed and pace on the velocity

5827
03:51:59,260 --> 03:52:06,300
balloon to Brady Brady's got a nice silky touch and lets the ball slip down the sideline to Coleman a quick

5828
03:52:06,300 --> 03:52:14,140
side hatch ballooner McGoldrick doesn't get the head on it and it's just shepherded away by those Romanian shepherds who

5829
03:52:14,140 --> 03:52:19,980
um who are good great men for the Romanian lettuce as well I had some of that on a burger the last day

5830
03:52:20,460 --> 03:52:25,900
well cooked very nice burger I had it has to be said but the lettuce not usually a remarkable veg by any

5831
03:52:25,900 --> 03:52:32,140
stretch was something that raised my eyebrow I did comment on it and I tell you it I was so good I'm

5832
03:52:32,140 --> 03:52:38,540
commenting on it now during the World Cup semi-final it had nothing to do with soccer Francis you need to

5833
03:52:38,540 --> 03:52:48,060
leave that chat and leave it at home no problem now we've got Romania they're trying to make a mockery of

5834
03:52:48,060 --> 03:52:53,420
us and it's not going to work out because we've swept up the balloon and and gathered pace on it put

5835
03:52:53,420 --> 03:52:58,300
enough bit of pace and spin on it for it to move up to the middle area but the middle ages have attacked

5836
03:53:00,140 --> 03:53:11,260
and it's away by Brady Coleman enda to Brady Brady Brady ball plays a Brady buncher out to Hendrick Hendrick

5837
03:53:11,260 --> 03:53:21,100
Hurrahan Hurrahan and the Stevens over to McLean McLean hits the queen ball forward to long lovely song

5838
03:53:21,100 --> 03:53:27,100
look at that lovely bit of textbook interplay one two giving it away though at the final furlong

5839
03:53:28,780 --> 03:53:37,660
bad job from a gold deck school boy error it's a it's not great and it's not gonna it's not going to

5840
03:53:38,700 --> 03:53:46,460
do us any favors losing the scoopage the pickup right there in that part of the field

5841
03:53:52,380 --> 03:54:01,180
subs now chance for Ireland to put someone on that can shake things up at the moment who would you take

5842
03:54:01,180 --> 03:54:07,260
off hard to know as my goldish line is we've no Paris Troy Paris I would have brought him on

5843
03:54:08,780 --> 03:54:09,900
but he's not in the mix-up

5844
03:54:18,220 --> 03:54:25,980
Romania strike the ball and send the balloon up to the box it's collected nicely from Hendrick the ball is

5845
03:54:25,980 --> 03:54:32,300
played forward then to long long on the edge of the area keeps it keeps it very very in play on the edge of

5846
03:54:32,300 --> 03:54:39,020
the touch line I beg your pardon come on Francis pull yourself together man you can do better I know

5847
03:54:39,020 --> 03:54:45,100
look at it's just tense I don't want to see the lads get bet here it's it's really not not what I would

5848
03:54:45,100 --> 03:54:50,700
like to see it would be a nightmare for me as Romanian nightmares haunt my ever waking day

5849
03:54:51,580 --> 03:54:57,180
yeah daytime nightmares that's that's where we're at at this at the moment but long gets the ball into the

5850
03:54:57,180 --> 03:55:03,180
area tap in from a goldrick side netting and that's the closest you're gonna get Ireland with a lovely

5851
03:55:03,180 --> 03:55:06,220
attack at the end of that first half

5852
03:55:08,540 --> 03:55:12,300
it's been an eventful game it's been an eventful game

5853
03:55:15,180 --> 03:55:22,060
but what can we say it's the chances need to be sank lads you need you cannot step up to the plate

5854
03:55:23,500 --> 03:55:31,180
and let this go loose at this stage we've seen this with friends nil nil going in at halftime we've seen

5855
03:55:31,180 --> 03:55:38,060
what was going on at there and we were worried but we know that we can do what we we can pull it out the

5856
03:55:38,060 --> 03:55:42,860
back at the end pull it out the bag at the back of the game yeah I thought you were gonna say pull out

5857
03:55:42,860 --> 03:55:49,900
the back at the bag of the game I'm in you you're getting me all wrong there indeed I am there were

5858
03:55:49,900 --> 03:55:54,220
a few highlights as well we can have a little look at those and see what went wrong or what went right

5859
03:55:54,780 --> 03:56:01,180
uh kickoff was a nice little kickoff anyway back to your man and then look at that mcgoldrick had a

5860
03:56:01,180 --> 03:56:09,660
shot what an insane situation big thank you there to mamaduck thank you for your tip good day again

5861
03:56:09,660 --> 03:56:16,700
schlug and viper lovely to hear you both regards to your pal connor thank you very much there mamaduck very

5862
03:56:16,700 --> 03:56:23,340
nice thank you very much for your tip hopefully you're getting on well yep hopefully you're getting

5863
03:56:23,340 --> 03:56:27,580
done well and enjoying the sumptuous feast of football that we have on display at the moment

5864
03:56:28,220 --> 03:56:34,860
um lovely shot here taken by shane long who came on after 19 minutes to replace glenn wheelan

5865
03:56:35,580 --> 03:56:38,620
and uh he's been doing a fair bit of damage up the up the front

5866
03:56:42,620 --> 03:56:48,540
kevin's pro tech and scene thank you very much kevin's pro tech and scene

5867
03:56:50,380 --> 03:56:57,900
it's certainly been a hard fought half it's been tasty it's been not without taste or flavor

5868
03:56:58,540 --> 03:57:08,860
flavor flavor fleave got in touch uh what is he to send his regards he said hi guys flavor fleave here

5869
03:57:09,740 --> 03:57:14,540
just letting you know watching the world cup semi-final from my pad on lockdown

5870
03:57:18,220 --> 03:57:30,060
and i'm loving loving loving the show um did you see flavor fleave is that who you said it was yeah that's who it was man

5871
03:57:31,580 --> 03:57:37,420
are you sure man he was sending you stuff like that yeah i'm in a i'm in a whatsapp group with him

5872
03:57:38,300 --> 03:57:45,180
and a load of other mad lads and uh we send the covet memes we're in the covet meme group with him

5873
03:57:46,220 --> 03:57:52,300
any good memes yeah he sent one of a man he was riding a bicycle and he had a load of

5874
03:57:53,020 --> 03:57:58,060
without a mud guard on the back right and wasn't your man in the nip as well and

5875
03:57:59,100 --> 03:58:03,500
sounds a bit weird francis it i know it sounds weird but out of context it does but in the meme

5876
03:58:03,500 --> 03:58:09,340
sense it was it was there's nothing weird about it but i mean you're on about it there's a lad flavor

5877
03:58:09,340 --> 03:58:14,860
flavor is sending you pictures of lads in the nip he isn't he really isn't tom it's you're getting it

5878
03:58:14,860 --> 03:58:19,820
wrong i mean he is technically but i mean the meme was a picture of a man riding a bike without a mud guard

5879
03:58:20,460 --> 03:58:28,060
and the the mud was hitting the back and then the text at the top so he was covered in mud it wasn't

5880
03:58:28,060 --> 03:58:32,780
just a naked man he was covered in mud look man you're making it sound a bit weirder than it is than

5881
03:58:32,780 --> 03:58:42,140
it needs to be basically all it was was a joke about a man with a muddied naked body and it said going

5882
03:58:42,140 --> 03:58:48,060
down to lidl because there's no jacks roll left or something right

5883
03:58:50,300 --> 03:58:54,300
So that... I suppose it doesn't sound weird when you put it like it sounds hilarious.

5884
03:58:54,300 --> 03:59:00,700
It's hilarious, Tom. And you know it's hilarious. You know it's hilarious. Second half coming up. Let's do it.

5885
03:59:03,580 --> 03:59:16,060
Modric, Modric, Modric...

5886
03:59:16,060 --> 03:59:31,260
Modric, Modric, Modric...

5887
03:59:31,260 --> 03:59:40,800
Welcome back to the World Cup semi-final.

5888
03:59:40,920 --> 03:59:43,640
We're about to get underway with the second half here.

5889
03:59:44,380 --> 03:59:46,060
And we're doing well.

5890
03:59:46,160 --> 03:59:46,980
We're holding them off.

5891
03:59:47,060 --> 03:59:48,800
We're fending off the beasts at the door.

5892
03:59:49,420 --> 03:59:51,460
They're trying to batter down the hatches,

5893
03:59:51,520 --> 03:59:54,640
but with the hatches battened with a few batten burgers.

5894
03:59:54,960 --> 03:59:55,880
Isn't that the crack, Tommy?

5895
03:59:56,720 --> 03:59:57,320
It is, yeah.

5896
03:59:57,320 --> 04:00:01,080
And I just have to say an apology on behalf of James McLean.

5897
04:00:01,960 --> 04:00:06,640
And distanced myself from the comments of my co-broadcaster, Francis,

5898
04:00:07,200 --> 04:00:11,080
who came out with some remarks about him not liking the Queen.

5899
04:00:11,900 --> 04:00:17,340
That's not the views of me or of the channel or of FIFA.

5900
04:00:18,340 --> 04:00:20,040
That doesn't represent us at all.

5901
04:00:21,040 --> 04:00:21,780
Jesus Christ, Tommy.

5902
04:00:21,860 --> 04:00:24,100
There's no need to fucking throw me under a bus on air.

5903
04:00:25,700 --> 04:00:27,300
Yeah, but you can't say those things.

5904
04:00:27,360 --> 04:00:27,940
That's not right.

5905
04:00:28,480 --> 04:00:29,880
You're stoking up sectarian.

5906
04:00:30,140 --> 04:00:35,660
That's a sectarian song that doesn't belong anywhere around football or anything like that.

5907
04:00:36,460 --> 04:00:39,620
Yeah, but have you ever been to Celtic Rangers games, man?

5908
04:00:40,100 --> 04:00:42,680
Like, it's not even about the football.

5909
04:00:42,880 --> 04:00:45,160
It's about saying nasty stuff to other people.

5910
04:00:45,500 --> 04:00:47,000
That's why it's so good.

5911
04:00:48,100 --> 04:00:48,660
No, it's not.

5912
04:00:48,960 --> 04:00:50,060
And it never should have been.

5913
04:00:50,140 --> 04:00:51,740
It should have just always been about the football.

5914
04:00:52,140 --> 04:00:57,760
But there's bad eggs out there that want to make it all about, you know, religion and shite.

5915
04:00:58,480 --> 04:01:00,480
Yeah, but it's fun to be...

5916
04:01:00,480 --> 04:01:06,120
Is it not fun to go and be in a big crowd of lads and shout nasty stuff to other people?

5917
04:01:07,460 --> 04:01:10,320
Well, you'd have to question the mentality and mindset.

5918
04:01:12,060 --> 04:01:12,680
Do you know?

5919
04:01:13,720 --> 04:01:15,240
It's just a bit of banter, though.

5920
04:01:15,780 --> 04:01:17,120
Yeah, but you're talking about...

5921
04:01:17,120 --> 04:01:24,560
You're talking about people and singing songs about killing and spilling blood and all that kind of stuff.

5922
04:01:25,600 --> 04:01:26,820
Is that a bit of fun?

5923
04:01:26,920 --> 04:01:27,880
Is that a bit of crack?

5924
04:01:27,880 --> 04:01:28,700
I don't know.

5925
04:01:30,020 --> 04:01:30,380
It's...

5926
04:01:30,380 --> 04:01:31,320
I mean...

5927
04:01:31,320 --> 04:01:31,740
It's...

5928
04:01:31,740 --> 04:01:33,580
It's 2020, like...

5929
04:01:33,580 --> 04:01:34,580
Hashtag 2020.

5930
04:01:35,760 --> 04:01:36,340
Cop on.

5931
04:01:36,680 --> 04:01:37,440
Or cop out.

5932
04:01:39,560 --> 04:01:40,640
Who are you, like?

5933
04:01:40,780 --> 04:01:42,160
What are you trying to be here?

5934
04:01:42,260 --> 04:01:44,000
Social justice, Tommy, is it?

5935
04:01:44,560 --> 04:01:49,300
No, I'm simply distancing myself from some of your inflammatory comments.

5936
04:01:51,400 --> 04:01:52,820
Well, look at it.

5937
04:01:52,900 --> 04:01:54,300
I'll make peace with you, Tom.

5938
04:01:54,520 --> 04:01:57,860
But you're actually ruining what is a great game of football.

5939
04:01:57,860 --> 04:01:58,680
At the moment.

5940
04:01:58,980 --> 04:02:00,000
It's not even on.

5941
04:02:00,560 --> 04:02:01,860
Yeah, well, it will be in a minute.

5942
04:02:02,080 --> 04:02:03,400
But you're ruining the vibe.

5943
04:02:03,960 --> 04:02:08,640
We should have an air of jokey, bantery stuff going on.

5944
04:02:08,680 --> 04:02:16,440
Like, we need to be playing off each other and having a good, all-round, non-volatile chat with each other.

5945
04:02:21,360 --> 04:02:22,800
Just do the comments, glad.

5946
04:02:24,020 --> 04:02:24,760
Here we go.

5947
04:02:26,120 --> 04:02:27,420
It's the second half.

5948
04:02:27,560 --> 04:02:28,020
No, it's not.

5949
04:02:28,100 --> 04:02:28,720
It's the highlights.

5950
04:02:30,600 --> 04:02:32,000
What are you doing, Francis?

5951
04:02:32,000 --> 04:02:33,700
Like, are you okay?

5952
04:02:35,020 --> 04:02:36,640
Let's get on with the second half.

5953
04:02:36,700 --> 04:02:37,220
Let's do it.

5954
04:02:37,300 --> 04:02:38,320
There's no problem here.

5955
04:02:38,860 --> 04:02:40,020
Everything's going fine.

5956
04:02:40,900 --> 04:02:54,460
Ireland have managed to maintain levels of composure not yet witnessed by mere mortals by fending off the Romanians in their own half during the first half of this football match.

5957
04:02:54,680 --> 04:02:56,460
And the ball has come through now to Shane Lang.

5958
04:02:56,700 --> 04:02:58,080
Shane Lang beats his man.

5959
04:02:58,240 --> 04:02:59,020
Has he got what it takes?

5960
04:03:00,820 --> 04:03:02,520
Side netting for Shane Lang.

5961
04:03:03,460 --> 04:03:04,980
Very, very close there.

5962
04:03:07,080 --> 04:03:10,180
Indeed, the closest we've seen for the entirety of the match.

5963
04:03:12,380 --> 04:03:16,680
Shane Lang showing some great physical attributes to be able to shake his man.

5964
04:03:17,300 --> 04:03:19,240
And pile drive that balloon into the box.

5965
04:03:19,920 --> 04:03:22,660
Fortunately, the pile driver just didn't have the direction on it.

5966
04:03:23,280 --> 04:03:23,960
Very close.

5967
04:03:24,060 --> 04:03:30,800
But it's not disconcerting that we've started so, so violently.

5968
04:03:31,220 --> 04:03:32,400
And look at this now.

5969
04:03:32,500 --> 04:03:34,500
Hurrahan over to McLean.

5970
04:03:34,580 --> 04:03:35,020
McLean.

5971
04:03:35,520 --> 04:03:35,980
He loves.

5972
04:03:36,160 --> 04:03:37,000
He's okay with the Queen.

5973
04:03:37,140 --> 04:03:38,260
And then we go Benza.

5974
04:03:38,620 --> 04:03:39,100
McGoldrick.

5975
04:03:39,340 --> 04:03:39,820
McGoldrick.

5976
04:03:40,080 --> 04:03:40,600
Through ball.

5977
04:03:41,220 --> 04:03:42,020
To Lang.

5978
04:03:42,740 --> 04:03:43,380
Then Lang.

5979
04:03:43,940 --> 04:03:44,580
To McLean.

5980
04:03:44,800 --> 04:03:45,280
McLean.

5981
04:03:45,280 --> 04:03:45,860
With the ball.

5982
04:03:46,040 --> 04:03:46,800
McGoldrick the head.

5983
04:03:47,120 --> 04:03:47,700
Off the bar.

5984
04:03:48,220 --> 04:03:49,180
Surely for Ireland.

5985
04:03:49,940 --> 04:03:51,880
Get inside the back of the onion sack.

5986
04:03:51,960 --> 04:03:52,840
It's 1-0 to Ireland.

5987
04:03:52,980 --> 04:03:54,100
They're beating Romania.

5988
04:03:54,980 --> 04:03:55,540
In this.

5989
04:03:56,480 --> 04:03:57,540
The semi-final.

5990
04:03:59,620 --> 04:04:01,400
Of the World Cup.

5991
04:04:02,940 --> 04:04:03,820
Get in.

5992
04:04:04,900 --> 04:04:05,780
Get in.

5993
04:04:07,080 --> 04:04:07,780
Get in.

5994
04:04:09,260 --> 04:04:10,080
You okay, Francis?

5995
04:04:10,680 --> 04:04:12,320
I'm more than okay, Tom.

5996
04:04:12,540 --> 04:04:15,620
I've never felt so alive in my life.

5997
04:04:16,940 --> 04:04:18,420
Lovely better teamwork again.

5998
04:04:18,920 --> 04:04:19,600
At one point.

5999
04:04:19,880 --> 04:04:21,220
I thought the boys had lashed it.

6000
04:04:22,100 --> 04:04:22,900
You had that lad.

6001
04:04:24,080 --> 04:04:25,060
Kendrick Lamar.

6002
04:04:25,480 --> 04:04:26,900
Putting the ball against the bar.

6003
04:04:27,720 --> 04:04:30,000
Hendrick Lamar sent the ball into McGoldrick.

6004
04:04:30,320 --> 04:04:32,040
Who is the McGold scorer.

6005
04:04:32,900 --> 04:04:33,280
There we go.

6006
04:04:33,340 --> 04:04:34,360
Oh, it's McLean.

6007
04:04:35,360 --> 04:04:36,400
To McGoldrick.

6008
04:04:38,580 --> 04:04:39,740
To the Brady Bunch.

6009
04:04:39,740 --> 04:04:39,740
To the Brady Bunch.

6010
04:04:39,740 --> 04:04:41,080
The pick of the Brady Bunch.

6011
04:04:41,160 --> 04:04:41,940
Threatened to the back.

6012
04:04:43,260 --> 04:04:44,120
Lovely stuff.

6013
04:04:45,160 --> 04:04:46,040
Lovely stuff.

6014
04:04:46,040 --> 04:04:46,060
Lovely stuff.

6015
04:04:50,860 --> 04:04:54,500
That has put the cat amongst the pigeons.

6016
04:04:55,540 --> 04:04:57,000
As Ireland are winning 1-0.

6017
04:04:57,740 --> 04:04:58,340
McGoldrick.

6018
04:04:59,280 --> 04:04:59,880
Back to.

6019
04:05:00,020 --> 04:05:00,740
Over to the.

6020
04:05:00,920 --> 04:05:01,720
To Brady now.

6021
04:05:01,800 --> 04:05:02,660
Brady on the wing.

6022
04:05:03,140 --> 04:05:05,320
Sends a floating through ball into McGoldrick.

6023
04:05:05,600 --> 04:05:06,280
Soft touch.

6024
04:05:06,600 --> 04:05:07,180
Bad apple.

6025
04:05:07,640 --> 04:05:08,440
Ball falls.

6026
04:05:08,800 --> 04:05:10,780
It's collected like a snapple.

6027
04:05:11,260 --> 04:05:13,760
By the Romanian defender boys.

6028
04:05:15,340 --> 04:05:16,120
Look at that.

6029
04:05:16,760 --> 04:05:17,540
Lovely bit of.

6030
04:05:17,600 --> 04:05:18,420
Oh, it was terrible actually.

6031
04:05:18,960 --> 04:05:20,320
I thought it was going to be a good challenge.

6032
04:05:20,580 --> 04:05:21,780
I was singing the praises of it.

6033
04:05:22,020 --> 04:05:23,040
And it went tits up.

6034
04:05:24,200 --> 04:05:24,680
Nevertheless.

6035
04:05:25,160 --> 04:05:25,640
McLean.

6036
04:05:25,820 --> 04:05:26,580
He's on the ball.

6037
04:05:27,000 --> 04:05:28,360
He's a mean McLean machine.

6038
04:05:28,840 --> 04:05:29,860
Gives it to Horahan.

6039
04:05:30,160 --> 04:05:30,620
Horahan.

6040
04:05:31,000 --> 04:05:31,520
McGoldrick.

6041
04:05:32,320 --> 04:05:32,840
McGoldrick.

6042
04:05:33,260 --> 04:05:34,220
Tries from range.

6043
04:05:35,140 --> 04:05:35,940
Blocked shot.

6044
04:05:36,280 --> 04:05:37,700
It was a blank ball.

6045
04:05:37,980 --> 04:05:40,400
And it rolled out to the left hand side of the shtick.

6046
04:05:41,220 --> 04:05:41,660
I'll tell you.

6047
04:05:41,720 --> 04:05:43,700
The midfield partnership of McLean.

6048
04:05:44,940 --> 04:05:46,860
That man Hendrick Lamar.

6049
04:05:47,500 --> 04:05:49,060
And then McGoldrick.

6050
04:05:50,100 --> 04:05:51,980
Scoring goals that would make you sick.

6051
04:05:52,940 --> 04:05:53,660
There he is.

6052
04:05:53,660 --> 04:05:56,500
He's the top goal scorer McGoldrick.

6053
04:05:56,780 --> 04:05:57,820
And he can do the business.

6054
04:05:58,700 --> 04:06:00,360
When business matters.

6055
04:06:00,520 --> 04:06:01,600
The business end of the pitch.

6056
04:06:03,400 --> 04:06:04,640
Are you doing a bit of business in?

6057
04:06:06,540 --> 04:06:07,360
I haven't.

6058
04:06:07,980 --> 04:06:09,260
Are you doing a bit of business in?

6059
04:06:09,320 --> 04:06:09,460
Yeah.

6060
04:06:11,100 --> 04:06:11,540
No.

6061
04:06:13,300 --> 04:06:13,980
That's mighty.

6062
04:06:14,700 --> 04:06:14,900
No.

6063
04:06:15,140 --> 04:06:15,520
McLean.

6064
04:06:15,800 --> 04:06:16,680
Sends the balloon in.

6065
04:06:16,820 --> 04:06:18,740
Blocked nicely by the Romanian blocker.

6066
04:06:19,080 --> 04:06:19,520
McLean.

6067
04:06:19,740 --> 04:06:20,840
Sends the ball in again.

6068
04:06:21,040 --> 04:06:21,780
It's met by the head.

6069
04:06:22,000 --> 04:06:22,200
Oh.

6070
04:06:22,400 --> 04:06:23,320
Just over the bar.

6071
04:06:23,320 --> 04:06:24,260
So close.

6072
04:06:24,260 --> 04:06:25,220
What a shame.

6073
04:06:25,600 --> 04:06:29,320
And it was great skill and dexterity from your man to get to that.

6074
04:06:29,980 --> 04:06:30,140
Indeed.

6075
04:06:30,280 --> 04:06:33,440
Getting on to the end of an in-swinging McLean or like that.

6076
04:06:34,140 --> 04:06:37,520
You need to be able to have it.

6077
04:06:37,860 --> 04:06:40,100
And you know Shane Long is class with the head.

6078
04:06:41,600 --> 04:06:43,500
The goalkeeper did enough to rattle his cage.

6079
04:06:43,500 --> 04:06:47,160
Any other day he would have scored that.

6080
04:06:48,260 --> 04:06:48,500
Indeed.

6081
04:06:48,560 --> 04:06:49,120
Indeed.

6082
04:06:49,120 --> 04:06:49,200
Indeed.

6083
04:06:49,200 --> 04:06:49,220
Indeed.

6084
04:06:49,220 --> 04:06:49,220
Indeed.

6085
04:06:49,220 --> 04:06:49,240
Indeed.

6086
04:06:49,240 --> 04:06:51,020
We want to see him get there again with this.

6087
04:06:51,100 --> 04:06:52,980
It's a very testing time.

6088
04:06:53,220 --> 04:06:55,600
Not only is there COVID-19 going on guys.

6089
04:06:56,380 --> 04:06:59,020
But the Romanians are trying to score goals.

6090
04:06:59,880 --> 04:07:01,280
It's just one of those days.

6091
04:07:01,280 --> 04:07:02,320
Indeed.

6092
04:07:02,320 --> 04:07:02,540
Indeed.

6093
04:07:02,540 --> 04:07:02,580
Indeed.

6094
04:07:02,580 --> 04:07:02,580
Indeed.

6095
04:07:02,580 --> 04:07:02,780
Indeed.

6096
04:07:02,780 --> 04:07:06,660
We're going to really see a scintillating last few minutes now.

6097
04:07:07,160 --> 04:07:07,760
I'm scared.

6098
04:07:08,200 --> 04:07:08,720
I'm scared.

6099
04:07:09,220 --> 04:07:10,500
And I need to call someone.

6100
04:07:11,240 --> 04:07:12,680
You can always phone me Tommy.

6101
04:07:12,820 --> 04:07:13,900
But not on air okay.

6102
04:07:14,880 --> 04:07:16,620
Keep your emotions to the end of the match.

6103
04:07:17,020 --> 04:07:17,580
Look at this.

6104
04:07:18,300 --> 04:07:19,020
Look at this.

6105
04:07:19,640 --> 04:07:20,500
Look at that.

6106
04:07:20,980 --> 04:07:25,000
And it's just gone smack jack off the top of the Lula post.

6107
04:07:25,820 --> 04:07:28,020
That was an insane passage of play Tommy.

6108
04:07:29,100 --> 04:07:29,940
What was going on.

6109
04:07:30,000 --> 04:07:31,720
It was like pinball dreams.

6110
04:07:32,360 --> 04:07:32,760
Boom.

6111
04:07:33,320 --> 04:07:33,800
Blah.

6112
04:07:33,800 --> 04:07:35,080
And one final.

6113
04:07:35,560 --> 04:07:35,880
Ja.

6114
04:07:36,160 --> 04:07:37,920
Off the top of the Jabba.

6115
04:07:39,040 --> 04:07:39,400
Ja.

6116
04:07:39,400 --> 04:07:39,600
Ja.

6117
04:07:39,600 --> 04:07:39,680
Ja.

6118
04:07:39,780 --> 04:07:40,180
Binks.

6119
04:07:42,060 --> 04:07:43,020
And now.

6120
04:07:43,700 --> 04:07:44,260
Brady.

6121
04:07:44,620 --> 04:07:46,080
About to soften.

6122
04:07:46,380 --> 04:07:48,880
Soften a cough with his balloon technique.

6123
04:07:49,520 --> 04:07:53,500
Wafs the balloon into the area like an absolute wafsman of the apocalypse.

6124
04:07:54,420 --> 04:07:56,500
And Hurrahan Hurricane Higgins.

6125
04:07:57,260 --> 04:07:58,820
Is about to collect the ball now.

6126
04:07:59,820 --> 04:08:00,320
And go.

6127
04:08:00,420 --> 04:08:01,340
And go with the throw.

6128
04:08:01,840 --> 04:08:03,500
You gotta go with the throw baby.

6129
04:08:05,060 --> 04:08:06,680
You're sounding very confident now Francis.

6130
04:08:06,820 --> 04:08:08,300
Like you're a man who's just.

6131
04:08:09,300 --> 04:08:10,620
Accepted we're gonna win here.

6132
04:08:11,180 --> 04:08:11,480
Yeah.

6133
04:08:11,980 --> 04:08:13,220
You got that right player.

6134
04:08:13,660 --> 04:08:14,180
And a man.

6135
04:08:14,700 --> 04:08:14,960
Uh oh.

6136
04:08:15,420 --> 04:08:15,740
Please.

6137
04:08:15,940 --> 04:08:16,260
Please.

6138
04:08:16,620 --> 04:08:17,020
No.

6139
04:08:17,580 --> 04:08:18,160
It's sound.

6140
04:08:18,280 --> 04:08:18,720
It's grand.

6141
04:08:20,000 --> 04:08:21,600
See you spoke too soon man.

6142
04:08:22,540 --> 04:08:23,640
And when you say those words.

6143
04:08:23,760 --> 04:08:24,740
And you think those thoughts.

6144
04:08:25,000 --> 04:08:26,120
That's when you're at your most.

6145
04:08:27,960 --> 04:08:28,400
Weak.

6146
04:08:28,720 --> 04:08:31,600
You know that the enemy can smell complacency and fear.

6147
04:08:33,120 --> 04:08:33,520
Yeah.

6148
04:08:33,720 --> 04:08:34,460
He sure can.

6149
04:08:35,140 --> 04:08:36,820
He's a mean little bastard.

6150
04:08:37,260 --> 04:08:37,900
Is the enemy.

6151
04:08:38,620 --> 04:08:39,140
He can be.

6152
04:08:39,660 --> 04:08:41,160
He can be an absolute bollocks.

6153
04:08:43,060 --> 04:08:44,560
Just like to apologize guys.

6154
04:08:44,680 --> 04:08:45,700
Sorry about the language there.

6155
04:08:45,800 --> 04:08:45,940
It was.

6156
04:08:46,140 --> 04:08:48,080
Wasn't my intention to use those words.

6157
04:08:48,340 --> 04:08:49,080
What I wanted.

6158
04:08:49,280 --> 04:08:51,700
Was a situation where the sentence could be completed.

6159
04:08:52,280 --> 04:08:53,580
Up and until the next.

6160
04:08:54,160 --> 04:08:54,860
Paragraph.

6161
04:08:55,220 --> 04:08:55,880
In my mind.

6162
04:08:56,300 --> 04:08:57,220
Without any.

6163
04:08:57,600 --> 04:08:58,840
Kind of colorful language.

6164
04:08:59,160 --> 04:09:00,720
Being bandied about like that.

6165
04:09:00,780 --> 04:09:01,420
But unfortunately.

6166
04:09:02,060 --> 04:09:03,560
The situation is thus.

6167
04:09:04,120 --> 04:09:05,100
The World Cup final.

6168
04:09:05,380 --> 04:09:06,880
It's only 15 minutes away.

6169
04:09:07,260 --> 04:09:07,660
Meanwhile.

6170
04:09:07,940 --> 04:09:08,500
Shane Long.

6171
04:09:08,840 --> 04:09:10,360
Acts like a beast out of hell.

6172
04:09:10,440 --> 04:09:11,020
Down the wing.

6173
04:09:11,320 --> 04:09:12,380
He's bet his man.

6174
04:09:12,600 --> 04:09:13,640
He's going on a big run.

6175
04:09:14,000 --> 04:09:14,280
And he.

6176
04:09:15,240 --> 04:09:16,800
Brings the ball out of play.

6177
04:09:18,540 --> 04:09:19,520
For a goal kick.

6178
04:09:19,600 --> 04:09:20,920
It was an absolute shame.

6179
04:09:21,420 --> 04:09:22,500
That that happened Tom.

6180
04:09:23,960 --> 04:09:24,400
Shame.

6181
04:09:24,560 --> 04:09:25,260
Sealed and delivered.

6182
04:09:25,260 --> 04:09:28,400
Expect delays.

6183
04:09:28,480 --> 04:09:29,320
Because of COVID-19.

6184
04:09:30,160 --> 04:09:30,400
Yeah.

6185
04:09:30,820 --> 04:09:32,360
And return to sender as well.

6186
04:09:32,580 --> 04:09:32,960
Definitely.

6187
04:09:33,160 --> 04:09:33,640
All the time.

6188
04:09:34,300 --> 04:09:35,000
Through ball here.

6189
04:09:35,220 --> 04:09:35,720
Shane Long.

6190
04:09:36,260 --> 04:09:37,520
Dispossessed at the last minute.

6191
04:09:38,600 --> 04:09:40,040
By that Romanian man.

6192
04:09:40,080 --> 04:09:40,360
Mooty.

6193
04:09:40,920 --> 04:09:41,520
Or Fruity.

6194
04:09:42,020 --> 04:09:42,980
Or Rooty or something.

6195
04:09:44,060 --> 04:09:44,500
Still.

6196
04:09:44,640 --> 04:09:45,840
Ireland really just.

6197
04:09:46,560 --> 04:09:47,320
Making a.

6198
04:09:47,420 --> 04:09:48,620
A hemes of their opponent.

6199
04:09:49,060 --> 04:09:49,480
And Brady.

6200
04:09:49,720 --> 04:09:50,520
The Brady Bunch.

6201
04:09:50,800 --> 04:09:51,440
Can you square it?

6202
04:09:52,340 --> 04:09:52,980
Goal.

6203
04:09:52,980 --> 04:09:53,980
Goal.

6204
04:09:53,980 --> 04:09:54,340
Goal.

6205
04:10:01,080 --> 04:10:03,720
He's a superb striker of the ball.

6206
04:10:05,140 --> 04:10:05,760
A man.

6207
04:10:06,960 --> 04:10:07,560
Given.

6208
04:10:08,320 --> 04:10:09,380
To us from the gods.

6209
04:10:11,580 --> 04:10:12,200
Shane Lang.

6210
04:10:13,000 --> 04:10:14,220
Sign seal delivered.

6211
04:10:14,920 --> 04:10:16,120
The goal bound ball.

6212
04:10:16,740 --> 04:10:19,600
Is it the ball that sends us into the World Cup final?

6213
04:10:19,600 --> 04:10:24,540
Big shout out to Pooh Richardson production.

6214
04:10:31,100 --> 04:10:31,700
And.

6215
04:10:32,080 --> 04:10:32,820
A nation.

6216
04:10:33,240 --> 04:10:34,220
Holds its breath.

6217
04:10:36,120 --> 04:10:38,060
We don't know where this is going.

6218
04:10:38,740 --> 04:10:40,880
But we have a good sense of where it's going.

6219
04:10:42,100 --> 04:10:42,820
Enemy stand.

6220
04:10:43,260 --> 04:10:44,120
Thank you very much.

6221
04:10:44,200 --> 04:10:45,000
Enemy stand.

6222
04:10:45,000 --> 04:10:45,180
Enemy stand.

6223
04:10:47,180 --> 04:10:48,560
The enemy stand.

6224
04:10:48,940 --> 04:10:49,840
There was a lot of.

6225
04:10:50,220 --> 04:10:52,700
There was a lot of jeering from the enemy stand.

6226
04:10:52,840 --> 04:10:53,580
Did you hear that?

6227
04:10:54,500 --> 04:10:54,860
I did.

6228
04:10:54,940 --> 04:10:55,080
Yeah.

6229
04:10:55,640 --> 04:10:56,800
But that's the enemy team.

6230
04:10:56,900 --> 04:10:57,060
Like.

6231
04:10:57,160 --> 04:10:57,320
You know.

6232
04:10:57,380 --> 04:10:58,160
They're going to do that.

6233
04:10:58,260 --> 04:10:58,760
You need to.

6234
04:10:59,020 --> 04:11:00,480
They've got chants of their own.

6235
04:11:01,240 --> 04:11:01,520
Yeah.

6236
04:11:02,100 --> 04:11:05,680
I hope the enemy chants weren't singing any sectarian songs.

6237
04:11:07,120 --> 04:11:08,300
You've changed your tune.

6238
04:11:09,580 --> 04:11:10,420
What do you mean man?

6239
04:11:10,460 --> 04:11:11,080
I'm always a.

6240
04:11:11,260 --> 04:11:12,340
I'm always a.

6241
04:11:12,480 --> 04:11:13,220
What do you call it?

6242
04:11:14,640 --> 04:11:15,980
What would you say that word is?

6243
04:11:16,040 --> 04:11:16,380
When you're.

6244
04:11:16,420 --> 04:11:17,140
You're impartial.

6245
04:11:18,540 --> 04:11:18,940
Impartial.

6246
04:11:19,460 --> 04:11:19,960
That's it.

6247
04:11:20,020 --> 04:11:20,120
Yeah.

6248
04:11:20,200 --> 04:11:20,600
Impartial.

6249
04:11:21,400 --> 04:11:22,620
I'm always impartial.

6250
04:11:23,080 --> 04:11:23,380
And.

6251
04:11:23,540 --> 04:11:23,980
You know.

6252
04:11:24,020 --> 04:11:24,380
I like to.

6253
04:11:24,460 --> 04:11:25,560
I'm a consummate professional.

6254
04:11:26,180 --> 04:11:26,380
Noah.

6255
04:11:26,460 --> 04:11:27,300
Thank you very much.

6256
04:11:28,980 --> 04:11:29,620
For that.

6257
04:11:29,920 --> 04:11:30,440
Absolutely.

6258
04:11:31,100 --> 04:11:32,420
Net busteringly.

6259
04:11:32,920 --> 04:11:34,320
Ball blastingly.

6260
04:11:35,140 --> 04:11:36,240
Eye wateringly.

6261
04:11:37,000 --> 04:11:37,920
Amazing tip.

6262
04:11:38,360 --> 04:11:38,920
As I'm.

6263
04:11:40,040 --> 04:11:40,400
Getting.

6264
04:11:40,780 --> 04:11:42,340
Mispronouncing my worms here.

6265
04:11:42,580 --> 04:11:44,400
Trying to get to grips with not only a match.

6266
04:11:44,680 --> 04:11:46,100
But a flood of goodwill.

6267
04:11:46,680 --> 04:11:47,480
Chat messages.

6268
04:11:48,260 --> 04:11:48,620
And.

6269
04:11:49,100 --> 04:11:49,540
Also.

6270
04:11:51,220 --> 04:11:52,320
It has to be said.

6271
04:11:52,620 --> 04:11:52,900
Tips.

6272
04:11:53,680 --> 04:11:54,540
And I've got a tip for you.

6273
04:11:55,280 --> 04:11:56,160
Brady with the ball.

6274
04:11:56,840 --> 04:11:57,620
Brady with the balloon.

6275
04:11:57,760 --> 04:11:58,360
Losing it though.

6276
04:11:59,200 --> 04:12:01,380
The Romanians have got to try something new here.

6277
04:12:01,480 --> 04:12:01,640
It's.

6278
04:12:01,740 --> 04:12:02,780
It's not working out for them.

6279
04:12:02,840 --> 04:12:04,300
It's really going downhill fast.

6280
04:12:04,640 --> 04:12:05,460
They need to get the ball.

6281
04:12:06,120 --> 04:12:07,300
Smacked up to the end.

6282
04:12:09,680 --> 04:12:12,220
As they smack the ball up to the other end.

6283
04:12:12,700 --> 04:12:13,500
And look at this lad.

6284
04:12:13,560 --> 04:12:15,620
It's Duffy on the balloon now man.

6285
04:12:15,620 --> 04:12:17,400
He's taken out to the left hand side.

6286
04:12:17,680 --> 04:12:19,080
He's giving it to McLean.

6287
04:12:20,600 --> 04:12:21,240
He's got.

6288
04:12:21,560 --> 04:12:22,640
Long in support.

6289
04:12:23,420 --> 04:12:23,860
McGoldrick.

6290
04:12:24,320 --> 04:12:25,960
Not enough on it to find him though.

6291
04:12:25,960 --> 04:12:29,240
Doggedly.

6292
04:12:29,240 --> 04:12:31,040
Won by Coleman in that area.

6293
04:12:31,140 --> 04:12:32,500
Again where he's been so powerful.

6294
04:12:32,640 --> 04:12:33,400
All game long.

6295
04:12:33,660 --> 04:12:35,180
Hurrahan threw ball to McGoldrick.

6296
04:12:35,520 --> 04:12:36,100
McGoldrick.

6297
04:12:36,980 --> 04:12:37,420
McGoldrick.

6298
04:12:38,880 --> 04:12:41,640
Just why there from McGoldrick.

6299
04:12:41,740 --> 04:12:43,780
It was a real nice passage of play though.

6300
04:12:43,900 --> 04:12:47,420
Iron refusing to lie down and soak up any pressure.

6301
04:12:48,720 --> 04:12:49,980
Emblematic of a team.

6302
04:12:50,400 --> 04:12:52,340
Which fears no man or beast.

6303
04:12:53,160 --> 04:12:54,620
We're not parking the bus up.

6304
04:12:56,620 --> 04:12:58,600
The bus keeps driving forward.

6305
04:12:59,980 --> 04:13:01,720
The bus cannot be stopped.

6306
04:13:02,720 --> 04:13:04,180
It's win or bust here.

6307
04:13:05,940 --> 04:13:06,740
This is it.

6308
04:13:08,920 --> 04:13:10,620
All the time has been played up.

6309
04:13:11,240 --> 04:13:11,820
Ireland 2.

6310
04:13:11,940 --> 04:13:12,660
Romania 0.

6311
04:13:13,160 --> 04:13:13,660
The referee.

6312
04:13:13,780 --> 04:13:14,140
The next.

6313
04:13:14,260 --> 04:13:15,840
Surely this is the last piece of play.

6314
04:13:16,000 --> 04:13:17,840
As the ball goes into the mixer from Brady.

6315
04:13:18,060 --> 04:13:19,420
It goes out though for a throw.

6316
04:13:19,720 --> 04:13:21,360
The referee blowed the whistle.

6317
04:13:22,000 --> 04:13:23,180
And that's it.

6318
04:13:24,460 --> 04:13:26,900
Ireland are going to the World Cup Final.

6319
04:13:28,580 --> 04:13:30,420
Start booking your holidays.

6320
04:13:31,220 --> 04:13:33,220
Because the dream has begun.

6321
04:13:40,000 --> 04:13:41,180
I'm last for words.

6322
04:13:42,340 --> 04:13:43,000
I can't.

6323
04:13:43,780 --> 04:13:44,920
I can't do it.

6324
04:13:44,980 --> 04:13:46,440
I don't know how we've done it.

6325
04:13:46,620 --> 04:13:48,120
I don't know how it's happened.

6326
04:13:48,580 --> 04:13:49,500
But I tell you something.

6327
04:13:51,000 --> 04:13:53,100
I never doubted it for a moment.

6328
04:13:54,560 --> 04:13:56,280
Open the pubs back boys.

6329
04:13:58,000 --> 04:13:59,840
Open the pubs boys.

6330
04:14:01,300 --> 04:14:03,000
Reopen the pubs boys.

6331
04:14:04,580 --> 04:14:05,180
Sorry.

6332
04:14:05,360 --> 04:14:05,480
I.

6333
04:14:05,700 --> 04:14:06,640
Sorry about that.

6334
04:14:06,640 --> 04:14:36,620
Thank you.

6335
04:14:36,620 --> 04:15:06,600
Thank you.

6336
04:15:06,600 --> 04:15:08,600
Thank you.

6337
04:15:08,600 --> 04:15:10,600
Thank you.

6338
04:15:10,600 --> 04:15:12,600
Thank you.

6339
04:15:12,600 --> 04:15:14,600
Thank you.

6340
04:15:14,600 --> 04:15:16,600
Thank you.

6341
04:15:16,600 --> 04:15:16,600
Thank you.

6342
04:15:16,600 --> 04:15:23,380
tried and tested time okay i apologize we don't mean go to the pubs don't take that as a literal

6343
04:15:23,380 --> 04:15:30,780
message it was merely a metaphorical uh mind experiment a thought experiment on tommy's behalf

6344
04:15:30,780 --> 04:15:36,160
we don't want to pass on any covid please do not reopen the pubs and don't go down

6345
04:15:36,160 --> 04:15:40,760
for private lock-ins okay this is fifa higgins here

6346
04:15:40,760 --> 04:15:48,700
hello guys hello guys my name is fifa higgins i just want to say a big thank you for watching

6347
04:15:48,700 --> 04:15:54,000
the world cup so far we've been getting on really well with some amazing football played in stadiums

6348
04:15:54,000 --> 04:16:00,120
that were built using questionable labor but we're not going to question that labor this is qatar it's

6349
04:16:00,120 --> 04:16:08,260
2022 it's clean the game is clean there's nothing wrong there's no fixing there's no drugging there's

6350
04:16:08,260 --> 04:16:09,540
No backhanders

6351
04:16:09,540 --> 04:16:11,680
It's all bladder baby

6352
04:16:11,680 --> 04:16:13,400
It's all bladder

6353
04:16:13,400 --> 04:16:14,840
And it's all happening now

6354
04:16:14,840 --> 04:16:16,740
Stay with us for more Modric

6355
04:16:16,740 --> 04:16:18,280
Ireland World Cup Final

6356
04:16:18,280 --> 04:16:19,100
Modric

6357
04:16:19,100 --> 04:16:20,060
Modric

6358
04:16:20,060 --> 04:16:21,280
Modric

6359
04:16:21,280 --> 04:16:22,240
Modric

6360
04:16:22,240 --> 04:16:23,220
Modric

6361
04:16:23,220 --> 04:16:24,180
Modric

6362
04:16:24,180 --> 04:16:25,340
Modric

6363
04:16:25,340 --> 04:16:26,300
Modric

6364
04:16:26,300 --> 04:16:27,300
Modric

6365
04:16:27,300 --> 04:16:28,320
Modric

6366
04:16:28,320 --> 04:16:29,340
Modric

6367
04:16:29,340 --> 04:16:30,340
Modric

6368
04:16:30,340 --> 04:16:31,280
Modric

6369
04:16:31,280 --> 04:16:32,260
Modric

6370
04:16:32,260 --> 04:16:33,300
Modric

6371
04:16:33,300 --> 04:16:34,280
Modric

6372
04:16:34,280 --> 04:16:35,220
Modric

6373
04:16:35,220 --> 04:16:36,200
Modric

6374
04:16:36,200 --> 04:16:37,200
Modric

6375
04:16:37,200 --> 04:16:38,220
Modric

6376
04:16:38,220 --> 04:16:48,380
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

6377
04:16:48,860 --> 04:16:50,800
Connor Williams.

6378
04:16:51,660 --> 04:17:05,820
Welcome back into the highlights here of the Formula One on Network 2, and it's loopity-lew-dog Hamilton and Valtteri Bottars going wheel-to-wheel, rim-to-rim to see who's got the fastest tailgauge in the biz as they cruise hard and fast.

6379
04:17:05,820 --> 04:17:07,820
down the Marianne Finucane turnpike

6380
04:17:07,820 --> 04:17:09,900
without fear or favor, and it's Bottharse here

6381
04:17:09,900 --> 04:17:11,860
he's got DOS, he's after overtaking the

6382
04:17:11,860 --> 04:17:12,320
loop at a...

6383
04:17:12,320 --> 04:17:22,220
notice Abu Hamza Hamilton, and it's Bottharse

6384
04:17:22,220 --> 04:17:23,800
who's got into first place, lap 56

6385
04:17:23,800 --> 04:17:25,700
final lap here, Valtteri Bottharse

6386
04:17:25,700 --> 04:17:28,040
in first place, he's taking pole

6387
04:17:28,040 --> 04:17:30,420
just as he started the race

6388
04:17:30,420 --> 04:17:32,440
finishes first, good man

6389
04:17:32,440 --> 04:17:34,360
Bottharse, and then in second

6390
04:17:34,360 --> 04:17:36,440
place, the one, the only, the

6391
04:17:36,440 --> 04:17:38,400
sixth time champion of the world

6392
04:17:38,400 --> 04:17:40,460
loopity Lewis, Johnny

6393
04:17:40,460 --> 04:17:42,400
Depp Hamilton, pass me

6394
04:17:42,400 --> 04:17:44,180
the radio, still we rise guys

6395
04:17:44,180 --> 04:17:46,820
still we rise, championies

6396
04:17:46,820 --> 04:17:48,620
championies

6397
04:17:48,620 --> 04:17:51,480
Bottharse, back at the pitch, how can you get back man?

6398
04:17:51,840 --> 04:17:54,260
what an incredible weekend, thank you so much guys for today

6399
04:17:54,260 --> 04:17:56,240
don't worry about it, to everyone that came out

6400
04:17:56,240 --> 04:17:58,240
I can't believe it, I know

6401
04:17:58,240 --> 04:18:00,780
yeah, that's it man

6402
04:18:00,780 --> 04:18:02,900
donut baby, Krispy Kreme

6403
04:18:02,900 --> 04:18:04,980
Lewis Hamilton living the dream

6404
04:18:04,980 --> 04:18:06,940
Otis Spunkmire

6405
04:18:06,940 --> 04:18:07,940
Otis Spunkmire

6406
04:18:07,940 --> 04:18:10,940
what an athlete, what a man

6407
04:18:10,940 --> 04:18:12,940
he needs no father figure

6408
04:18:12,940 --> 04:18:18,940
he is a father figure to many disillusioned, isolated young men out there in the world

6409
04:18:18,940 --> 04:18:44,140
world that's all we got time for this race on network 2 but ours and first

6410
04:18:44,140 --> 04:18:51,580
loopity-loop anger in second and championship champion as well said vet didn't even finish what

6411
04:18:51,580 --> 04:18:59,660
a waster look at the mercides AMG sponsored by Petronas a few fucking Petronis after this I'd

6412
04:18:59,660 --> 04:19:06,700
say back to pitch jack the cleric's got a fucking bottle of El Capitan we're gonna crack that open

6413
04:19:06,700 --> 04:19:13,080
over his head I've been Connor Williams you've been amazing thanks so much for joining us here

6414
04:19:13,080 --> 04:19:16,680
for me 100 it's on network 2 Connor

6415
04:19:16,680 --> 04:19:18,680
you

6416
04:19:18,680 --> 04:19:24,280
you

6417
04:19:24,280 --> 04:19:29,880
you

6418
04:19:29,880 --> 04:19:33,480
you

6419
04:19:33,480 --> 04:19:35,480
you

6420
04:19:35,480 --> 04:19:35,480
you

6421
04:19:35,480 --> 04:19:58,080
Welcome back guys! The World Cup here on Network FM! 2020 FIFA Qatar World Cup here and Ireland are through to the final after a couple of semi-final crackers.

6422
04:19:59,080 --> 04:20:08,000
It's Brazil who are through to face Ireland in the final. They bet Scotland 1-0, Ireland 2-0 against the valiant Romanians.

6423
04:20:08,960 --> 04:20:18,140
Fortunately those Romanian boys didn't have enough to remain the planes of the FIFA World Cup football final.

6424
04:20:19,540 --> 04:20:22,780
But it's going to be an absolute blast!

6425
04:20:24,980 --> 04:20:28,640
What's more to say other than enjoy the World Cup final guys! We've made it!

6426
04:20:28,640 --> 04:20:34,480
We made it this far! We made it this far!

6427
04:20:37,560 --> 04:20:41,280
Can we go one further? On Today FM!

6428
04:20:47,280 --> 04:20:58,660
Brazil vs Ireland brought to you in association with Mercedes and Canzinos. Remember Canzinos is the best pizza! Please, please, please try it!

6429
04:20:59,200 --> 04:21:02,740
Mmm, la donna è mobile.

6430
04:21:03,920 --> 04:21:10,280
Qual più malvento muta da cento e di pensiero.

6431
04:21:10,880 --> 04:21:12,560
La donna è mobile.

6432
04:21:13,000 --> 04:21:15,980
Whether you're not arsed cooking a proper nutritious meal

6433
04:21:15,980 --> 04:21:19,240
or you just want something to bite and nibble on

6434
04:21:19,240 --> 04:21:21,520
while you see someone that you fancy,

6435
04:21:22,260 --> 04:21:26,740
then whisper no further conzinos into her ear.

6436
04:21:27,520 --> 04:21:29,340
Stonebake Sourdough, get on it.

6437
04:21:29,440 --> 04:21:34,320
We won a Papa, a Golden Papa at the Papa Awards.

6438
04:21:35,260 --> 04:21:36,520
Don't know if you know what that is,

6439
04:21:36,600 --> 04:21:39,060
but it's basically the pasta and pizza awards.

6440
04:21:40,080 --> 04:21:43,980
And I was there myself, Connor Williams.

6441
04:21:44,840 --> 04:21:46,000
Welcome back.

6442
04:21:46,000 --> 04:21:49,300
Welcome back to the World Cup Final.

6443
04:21:50,140 --> 04:21:51,080
Welcome back.

6444
04:21:51,220 --> 04:21:51,460
Welcome.

6445
04:21:51,980 --> 04:21:52,940
Welcome back.

6446
04:21:53,660 --> 04:21:55,120
Welcome back.

6447
04:21:55,580 --> 04:21:56,420
Welcome back.

6448
04:21:56,760 --> 04:21:57,460
Welcome back.

6449
04:21:57,540 --> 04:21:58,300
Welcome back.

6450
04:21:58,400 --> 04:21:59,180
Welcome back.

6451
04:21:59,480 --> 04:22:00,380
Welcome back.

6452
04:22:00,840 --> 04:22:01,840
Welcome back.

6453
04:22:03,260 --> 04:22:04,360
Welcome back.

6454
04:22:04,960 --> 04:22:06,060
Francis, I think we're on air.

6455
04:22:06,680 --> 04:22:07,140
Oh, shit.

6456
04:22:07,540 --> 04:22:09,620
Well, welcome back, everyone, to Brazil, Ireland.

6457
04:22:09,800 --> 04:22:11,040
It's the World Cup Final.

6458
04:22:11,540 --> 04:22:13,300
Neto is in net for Brazil.

6459
04:22:13,640 --> 04:22:14,940
Could you imagine that, Tom?

6460
04:22:15,480 --> 04:22:18,220
I don't have to imagine it because it's the case.

6461
04:22:18,840 --> 04:22:19,680
And do you see that?

6462
04:22:20,080 --> 04:22:21,000
They've got some...

6463
04:22:21,000 --> 04:22:23,420
There's a lady called Miranda playing for Brazil.

6464
04:22:24,060 --> 04:22:25,000
In defense.

6465
04:22:25,860 --> 04:22:27,260
I think that's a fella that...

6466
04:22:27,260 --> 04:22:29,000
But it's a woman's name.

6467
04:22:30,060 --> 04:22:31,640
I think it's still a fella, though.

6468
04:22:32,700 --> 04:22:34,720
Well, it's gender...

6469
04:22:34,720 --> 04:22:36,900
It's gender-fluid times we're living in, Tom.

6470
04:22:37,040 --> 04:22:38,200
That's what's going on.

6471
04:22:38,540 --> 04:22:40,160
Lads are called Miranda now.

6472
04:22:41,940 --> 04:22:42,820
That's the case.

6473
04:22:43,240 --> 04:22:44,260
That's just the way it is.

6474
04:22:44,540 --> 04:22:48,060
It doesn't matter what Miranda does or who Miranda is.

6475
04:22:48,740 --> 04:22:49,400
It's the talking.

6476
04:22:49,800 --> 04:22:53,360
I'm sure Miranda will do his or her talking on the pitch.

6477
04:22:54,620 --> 04:23:01,020
And she or he has not made the Brazil squad on, you know, gender identity politics.

6478
04:23:01,740 --> 04:23:03,440
I'm not even saying that, Tom.

6479
04:23:03,740 --> 04:23:05,160
What I'm saying is...

6480
04:23:05,160 --> 04:23:07,200
Is that it's a woman's name.

6481
04:23:08,800 --> 04:23:09,560
That is true.

6482
04:23:09,820 --> 04:23:13,540
We best move on with the other players, though, because we're becoming bogged down on Miranda.

6483
04:23:14,600 --> 04:23:15,180
Very true.

6484
04:23:15,300 --> 04:23:16,920
Thiago Silva needs no introduction.

6485
04:23:17,120 --> 04:23:18,820
He's the big man around town, isn't he?

6486
04:23:19,220 --> 04:23:19,620
PSG.

6487
04:23:20,820 --> 04:23:24,040
Played for other teams as well, but just PSG is what I know.

6488
04:23:24,620 --> 04:23:25,900
They've got Sandro.

6489
04:23:27,180 --> 04:23:28,020
Dani Alves.

6490
04:23:28,140 --> 04:23:28,920
We've heard about him.

6491
04:23:28,980 --> 04:23:29,860
We know what he's about.

6492
04:23:30,300 --> 04:23:31,360
We know his politics.

6493
04:23:32,140 --> 04:23:35,260
We've Arthur up playing with Fabinho.

6494
04:23:35,680 --> 04:23:37,020
And Fabinho is...

6495
04:23:37,020 --> 04:23:40,660
Sometimes he'd be on the bench for Liverpool, but what a man to bring on from the bench.

6496
04:23:41,660 --> 04:23:42,820
He's a real bench buster.

6497
04:23:43,840 --> 04:23:44,520
And you know what?

6498
04:23:46,140 --> 04:23:49,860
Himself and Fabinho will have a bit of duolingo.

6499
04:23:50,360 --> 04:23:53,500
That is to say, they'll have been on duolingo learning the Liverpool lingo.

6500
04:23:54,580 --> 04:23:58,200
What, like, Scouse-y kind of stuff.

6501
04:23:58,320 --> 04:24:00,580
They'll be speaking like Scouse lads.

6502
04:24:00,980 --> 04:24:04,640
No, they'll just, like, be able to know the set pieces and plays and all that kind of stuff.

6503
04:24:05,440 --> 04:24:06,440
I thought so, yeah.

6504
04:24:06,600 --> 04:24:11,720
I didn't think that those Brazilian boys would assimilate into Merseyside culture.

6505
04:24:12,280 --> 04:24:13,720
You know, like that.

6506
04:24:13,820 --> 04:24:16,780
But they seem to be doing well with the football, at least.

6507
04:24:17,900 --> 04:24:18,640
That is true.

6508
04:24:18,640 --> 04:24:18,660
That is true.

6509
04:24:18,960 --> 04:24:19,740
The Bobby Blaster.

6510
04:24:20,160 --> 04:24:21,680
Roberto Firmino up front.

6511
04:24:22,240 --> 04:24:22,720
But look it.

6512
04:24:23,520 --> 04:24:24,440
It's Ireland's time.

6513
04:24:25,440 --> 04:24:26,580
It's Ireland's time to shine.

6514
04:24:27,500 --> 04:24:28,700
The time for talk is over.

6515
04:24:29,840 --> 04:24:32,460
The talking must now be done on the pitch.

6516
04:24:32,460 --> 04:24:38,180
In front of a lot of hopeful eyes on the planet.

6517
04:24:38,360 --> 04:24:39,800
I'm not bigging this up.

6518
04:24:39,860 --> 04:24:41,300
I'm not trying to over-inflate it.

6519
04:24:42,140 --> 04:24:43,540
It's not hyperbole, is it?

6520
04:24:43,960 --> 04:24:45,140
It's not hyperbole.

6521
04:24:45,880 --> 04:24:47,060
What does that mean?

6522
04:24:47,620 --> 04:24:48,520
I don't even know.

6523
04:24:49,360 --> 04:24:50,100
Neither do I.

6524
04:24:50,260 --> 04:24:52,880
So it cancels two negatives as a positive.

6525
04:24:53,200 --> 04:24:54,620
We don't need to know what things mean.

6526
04:24:54,740 --> 04:24:55,380
Just say them.

6527
04:24:57,240 --> 04:24:58,440
But don't do that.

6528
04:24:59,320 --> 04:25:00,500
Let's be very on point.

6529
04:25:00,780 --> 04:25:03,840
Today, with this, the final of the World Cup.

6530
04:25:03,900 --> 04:25:05,120
And that's not the official trophy.

6531
04:25:05,220 --> 04:25:06,120
But what can you do?

6532
04:25:06,800 --> 04:25:09,460
This game simply does not have the licenses for that.

6533
04:25:10,100 --> 04:25:12,480
Real shame to not have that shot.

6534
04:25:12,560 --> 04:25:14,420
You've even got that as a thumbnail on the video.

6535
04:25:15,240 --> 04:25:16,840
I know it's a thumbnail of the video.

6536
04:25:17,100 --> 04:25:18,480
I know it showed the actual World Cup.

6537
04:25:18,480 --> 04:25:23,420
But we're at the behest of the makers Konami.

6538
04:25:23,620 --> 04:25:24,460
The makers of the game.

6539
04:25:24,580 --> 04:25:26,780
Now, stand for the Brazilian national anthem.

6540
04:25:26,780 --> 04:25:30,360
Oh, sorry.

6541
04:25:30,420 --> 04:25:31,460
The Irish national anthem.

6542
04:25:31,540 --> 04:25:31,880
Thank you.

6543
04:25:31,880 --> 04:26:01,860
Thank you.

6544
04:26:01,860 --> 04:26:31,840
Thank you.

6545
04:26:31,840 --> 04:27:01,820
Thank you.

6546
04:27:01,820 --> 04:27:03,820
Thank you.

6547
04:27:04,380 --> 04:27:06,100
Which we've never faced before.

6548
04:27:06,560 --> 04:27:09,460
That is the greatest footballing nation in the world, Brazil.

6549
04:27:10,480 --> 04:27:11,600
Open the feckin' pubs.

6550
04:27:11,620 --> 04:27:12,420
Thank you very much.

6551
04:27:12,680 --> 04:27:14,100
And hello, my name is Cucumber.

6552
04:27:14,220 --> 04:27:15,100
Thank you very much.

6553
04:27:18,060 --> 04:27:19,380
Gave in a donation the other day.

6554
04:27:19,440 --> 04:27:19,880
Didn't appear.

6555
04:27:20,000 --> 04:27:21,600
Hope you're coping well with the virus shite.

6556
04:27:21,800 --> 04:27:22,100
Can't wait.

6557
04:27:22,160 --> 04:27:22,960
The pubs open again.

6558
04:27:23,220 --> 04:27:24,600
Sorry so I can get trampled.

6559
04:27:24,920 --> 04:27:26,400
Just trying to get in the door.

6560
04:27:26,700 --> 04:27:27,180
Wish you the best.

6561
04:27:27,540 --> 04:27:30,900
Just pause the game there and say apologies for my name is Cucumber.

6562
04:27:31,020 --> 04:27:40,780
If that happened the other day and you sent a donation and it didn't come up, I apologize and I want to say thank you right now.

6563
04:27:41,260 --> 04:27:41,480
Okay.

6564
04:27:41,680 --> 04:27:42,700
Let's clean this.

6565
04:27:42,740 --> 04:27:43,720
Let's clean this game up.

6566
04:27:43,820 --> 04:27:44,380
This is FIFA.

6567
04:27:44,580 --> 04:27:44,860
Okay.

6568
04:27:46,000 --> 04:27:48,340
And this is we do business properly here.

6569
04:27:48,420 --> 04:27:49,260
Stateside for Sam.

6570
04:27:49,380 --> 04:27:50,260
Thank you very much.

6571
04:27:50,720 --> 04:27:52,040
Tommy Schlug open the pub.

6572
04:27:52,120 --> 04:27:53,020
Thank you very much.

6573
04:27:53,920 --> 04:27:54,740
Three schmackaroos.

6574
04:27:54,840 --> 04:27:55,260
Thank you.

6575
04:27:56,020 --> 04:27:58,120
If it ever happens, please do get on to me.

6576
04:27:58,320 --> 04:28:07,680
I'll never not let a thank you go out without, you know, if we're in the heat of the moment and if the Bobby Blaster is scoring goals and one comes through.

6577
04:28:07,980 --> 04:28:09,580
Gabe, thank you very much, Gabe.

6578
04:28:09,900 --> 04:28:11,800
And a big shout out to you and the rest of the itches.

6579
04:28:12,760 --> 04:28:20,640
Hopefully you're itching as much as I am to see some amazing ball work today on the pitch, of course, the football work.

6580
04:28:21,300 --> 04:28:23,140
And it's about to get off.

6581
04:28:23,140 --> 04:28:27,000
I just want to say thank you again to what's the Wi-Fi password.

6582
04:28:30,340 --> 04:28:32,320
And let's see now.

6583
04:28:32,420 --> 04:28:32,660
Sorry.

6584
04:28:32,800 --> 04:28:33,220
There now.

6585
04:28:33,360 --> 04:28:34,520
Just need to remove one.

6586
04:28:34,580 --> 04:28:35,800
One has slipped through the net.

6587
04:28:36,600 --> 04:28:37,960
And it could be.

6588
04:28:38,520 --> 04:28:38,780
Yeah.

6589
04:28:38,960 --> 04:28:39,240
Sorry.

6590
04:28:39,440 --> 04:28:40,440
Just it was something.

6591
04:28:41,000 --> 04:28:43,320
Whoever did the Stephen Ireland one, there was another one.

6592
04:28:43,380 --> 04:28:44,100
And it's not right.

6593
04:28:44,660 --> 04:28:45,420
So it's not coming.

6594
04:28:45,720 --> 04:28:48,960
I'm going to have to strike that off the list.

6595
04:28:50,700 --> 04:28:56,260
Thank you to Jar Bolsonaro, who's after tipping there as well.

6596
04:28:57,160 --> 04:28:59,660
Look, I want to get on with the match here, but I'm also aware.

6597
04:29:00,760 --> 04:29:00,940
Yeah.

6598
04:29:01,020 --> 04:29:01,120
Yeah.

6599
04:29:01,220 --> 04:29:01,480
Sorry.

6600
04:29:01,620 --> 04:29:01,980
Came up.

6601
04:29:02,660 --> 04:29:03,140
Came up.

6602
04:29:03,800 --> 04:29:04,560
Apologies there.

6603
04:29:06,020 --> 04:29:07,560
Like to just apologize there.

6604
04:29:07,720 --> 04:29:09,340
If anybody saw that one.

6605
04:29:09,900 --> 04:29:10,140
That was.

6606
04:29:10,700 --> 04:29:16,680
That does not reflect the views of our broadcast at all whatsoever.

6607
04:29:19,320 --> 04:29:20,240
And we are.

6608
04:29:22,120 --> 04:29:23,840
We're all about the football here, guys.

6609
04:29:24,200 --> 04:29:25,020
We're all about the football.

6610
04:29:27,300 --> 04:29:28,720
That's right, Tommy.

6611
04:29:29,200 --> 04:29:29,420
Not.

6612
04:29:29,740 --> 04:29:30,160
Moonwank.

6613
04:29:30,240 --> 04:29:31,240
Thank you very much, Moonwank.

6614
04:29:31,620 --> 04:29:33,940
Never a better word has been spoken, Tommy.

6615
04:29:34,720 --> 04:29:36,200
And you're a great man for the word.

6616
04:29:36,660 --> 04:29:37,920
Thanks very much, Moonwank.

6617
04:29:38,400 --> 04:29:38,760
Bolsonaro.

6618
04:29:39,720 --> 04:29:41,320
And the Wi-Fi password.

6619
04:29:41,680 --> 04:29:42,660
Let's get in there.

6620
04:29:43,080 --> 04:29:43,860
Let's get in there.

6621
04:29:44,180 --> 04:29:45,100
Let's get down to business.

6622
04:29:45,340 --> 04:29:45,820
This is it.

6623
04:29:48,760 --> 04:29:51,460
One last time with the porridge here, guys.

6624
04:29:56,420 --> 04:29:58,320
Can we get the porridge on screen, please?

6625
04:29:59,780 --> 04:30:01,940
And we're down to the last bit of porridge as well.

6626
04:30:03,880 --> 04:30:04,780
How's it going down?

6627
04:30:05,020 --> 04:30:05,700
Very nice.

6628
04:30:05,760 --> 04:30:07,500
It's gone cold now at the moment, Tom.

6629
04:30:08,220 --> 04:30:09,340
But it's going great.

6630
04:30:09,540 --> 04:30:11,660
We've got a loving spoonful there.

6631
04:30:12,340 --> 04:30:14,060
And we're going to horse that into the mixer.

6632
04:30:14,580 --> 04:30:18,560
And that'll give us the flames that we need inside the stove.

6633
04:30:18,560 --> 04:30:21,100
to keep the fire burning throughout the match.

6634
04:30:22,100 --> 04:30:24,640
And we've got a lovely bit of milled linseed in that,

6635
04:30:24,700 --> 04:30:25,440
in case you're wondering.

6636
04:30:26,100 --> 04:30:27,380
There's some milled linseed.

6637
04:30:27,880 --> 04:30:29,020
A few bits of banana.

6638
04:30:29,160 --> 04:30:31,280
We sourced them from the Chiquita lads downtown.

6639
04:30:32,320 --> 04:30:33,140
Chiquita Joe.

6640
04:30:33,500 --> 04:30:35,700
He's outside Super Value.

6641
04:30:36,360 --> 04:30:38,120
Wearing lovely gloves.

6642
04:30:38,640 --> 04:30:41,040
He's got a ball of hand sanitizer.

6643
04:30:41,040 --> 04:30:43,980
And seven sacks of linseed.

6644
04:30:44,780 --> 04:30:45,680
Get down to him.

6645
04:30:45,680 --> 04:30:50,160
Very, very good.

6646
04:30:50,340 --> 04:30:51,480
Please wash your hands, everyone.

6647
04:30:51,640 --> 04:30:53,060
And wash your porridge as well.

6648
04:30:54,800 --> 04:30:56,320
A lovely bit of blueberry as well.

6649
04:30:56,380 --> 04:30:57,660
That'll keep the demons at bay.

6650
04:31:01,240 --> 04:31:02,720
That'll keep the demons at bay.

6651
04:31:04,600 --> 04:31:05,900
Lovely bit of porridge work.

6652
04:31:09,240 --> 04:31:11,320
You could cement the walls with that.

6653
04:31:12,120 --> 04:31:12,920
Geez, Tommy, you could.

6654
04:31:13,000 --> 04:31:14,180
Any longer it'd be left,

6655
04:31:14,820 --> 04:31:18,780
you'd be using it for something else along those lines, I'd say.

6656
04:31:18,780 --> 04:31:18,860
Okay.

6657
04:31:26,700 --> 04:31:27,260
Unbelievable.

6658
04:31:27,780 --> 04:31:28,380
Undeniable.

6659
04:31:28,980 --> 04:31:29,620
Insatiable.

6660
04:31:30,080 --> 04:31:33,060
It was the porridge that dreamt what porridge could have been.

6661
04:31:33,760 --> 04:31:34,700
It made the dream.

6662
04:31:34,820 --> 04:31:35,660
It made porridge.

6663
04:31:36,540 --> 04:31:37,600
It changed the game.

6664
04:31:38,620 --> 04:31:40,280
It's after changing the porridge game.

6665
04:31:41,580 --> 04:31:42,060
What do you mean?

6666
04:31:43,740 --> 04:31:45,220
Just like porridge in general.

6667
04:31:45,320 --> 04:31:49,080
I don't know if you've ever been an exponent of porridge yourself or oats.

6668
04:31:50,120 --> 04:31:51,960
I wasn't ever much of an oat man.

6669
04:31:52,040 --> 04:31:52,780
I'm more of a wheat.

6670
04:31:53,400 --> 04:31:54,540
A wheat germmer.

6671
04:31:55,620 --> 04:31:57,560
You're a bit of a germane greer, are you?

6672
04:31:57,980 --> 04:31:58,460
I am.

6673
04:31:59,540 --> 04:32:01,540
Well, that porridge changed the game, Tommy.

6674
04:32:02,540 --> 04:32:06,520
Let's hope that Ireland can change the game here and buck the trend.

6675
04:32:08,160 --> 04:32:11,240
of Brazil winning World Cup finals against anyone.

6676
04:32:12,020 --> 04:32:15,600
Obviously, the Cayman Stuck against Germany there a few seasons ago.

6677
04:32:16,420 --> 04:32:18,140
In an absolute all-out classic.

6678
04:32:18,260 --> 04:32:21,560
We might be able to watch that later on if we get the sky pitch turned on.

6679
04:32:23,280 --> 04:32:26,820
Let me know if you want to see that sky ball game later on, guys.

6680
04:32:26,880 --> 04:32:31,100
We might change the pitch into an actual sky.

6681
04:32:31,700 --> 04:32:32,580
Or a space.

6682
04:32:33,660 --> 04:32:34,720
Just a space.

6683
04:32:35,640 --> 04:32:37,440
We actually put the football in space.

6684
04:32:37,440 --> 04:32:38,000
I don't...

6685
04:32:38,000 --> 04:32:38,980
I'm trying to...

6686
04:32:38,980 --> 04:32:41,500
It's hard to describe if you haven't seen the concept.

6687
04:32:42,940 --> 04:32:43,420
Jesus!

6688
04:32:44,440 --> 04:32:44,920
Brazil.

6689
04:32:47,380 --> 04:32:48,380
Coming at us.

6690
04:32:49,820 --> 04:32:50,380
Like...

6691
04:32:50,380 --> 04:32:52,080
Catus Catus.

6692
04:32:52,240 --> 04:32:52,980
Out the bagus.

6693
04:32:53,880 --> 04:32:54,700
Cats out the bag.

6694
04:32:54,820 --> 04:32:55,620
Bobby Firmino.

6695
04:32:55,700 --> 04:32:56,440
The Bobby Blaster.

6696
04:32:56,560 --> 04:32:58,360
He does the business every week for Liverpool.

6697
04:32:59,320 --> 04:33:00,160
He's versatile.

6698
04:33:00,540 --> 04:33:01,020
Utilitous.

6699
04:33:01,560 --> 04:33:02,180
And...

6700
04:33:02,180 --> 04:33:03,460
He doesn't...

6701
04:33:03,460 --> 04:33:04,420
Take...

6702
04:33:04,420 --> 04:33:06,140
All the credit or hog the ball.

6703
04:33:06,140 --> 04:33:07,220
He can pass.

6704
04:33:07,220 --> 04:33:08,660
And he's got team awareness.

6705
04:33:08,880 --> 04:33:09,740
Like this team now.

6706
04:33:10,000 --> 04:33:11,380
Trying to thread the needle there.

6707
04:33:11,700 --> 04:33:15,940
Thiago Silver picking out a lovely ball which headed from Hendrick Lamar.

6708
04:33:16,140 --> 04:33:17,040
Now it's McGoldrick.

6709
04:33:17,260 --> 04:33:17,740
McGoldrick.

6710
04:33:17,840 --> 04:33:19,280
Out to James McLean on the wing.

6711
04:33:19,640 --> 04:33:20,460
What can he do here?

6712
04:33:20,540 --> 04:33:22,960
He's got support coming down his left in the end of Stephens.

6713
04:33:23,320 --> 04:33:24,900
Stephens floats the ball in.

6714
04:33:25,060 --> 04:33:25,880
It's a long one though.

6715
04:33:25,920 --> 04:33:26,940
It goes a bit too far.

6716
04:33:27,420 --> 04:33:28,760
Too much on it there from Stephens.

6717
04:33:29,000 --> 04:33:30,480
Not a bad passage of play from Ireland.

6718
04:33:31,160 --> 04:33:31,920
Very...

6719
04:33:31,920 --> 04:33:33,320
Very encouraging start.

6720
04:33:33,320 --> 04:33:33,640
Tom.

6721
04:33:33,640 --> 04:33:33,680
Tom.

6722
04:33:34,200 --> 04:33:35,000
Very encouraging.

6723
04:33:35,140 --> 04:33:36,220
They've got what it takes I believe.

6724
04:33:36,680 --> 04:33:37,360
They've got the power.

6725
04:33:37,640 --> 04:33:38,420
We're all behind you lads.

6726
04:33:38,480 --> 04:33:39,340
110%.

6727
04:33:39,340 --> 04:33:41,180
We've never not been behind you.

6728
04:33:42,520 --> 04:33:43,180
Put him under pleasure.

6729
04:33:43,300 --> 04:33:43,680
Come on.

6730
04:33:43,740 --> 04:33:44,680
Open the pubs boys.

6731
04:33:45,740 --> 04:33:47,180
I just have to say there.

6732
04:33:47,300 --> 04:33:48,860
We don't want to open the pubs.

6733
04:33:48,900 --> 04:33:53,300
That isn't the message of our Francis Higgins broadcasting media or FIFA.

6734
04:33:53,560 --> 04:33:55,320
That is not the opinions of us.

6735
04:33:55,400 --> 04:33:56,320
That is Thomas Schlug.

6736
04:33:56,920 --> 04:33:59,120
Tommy can you renege on that?

6737
04:34:00,620 --> 04:34:02,340
I'll never renege on the pubs boys.

6738
04:34:04,200 --> 04:34:04,520
Okay.

6739
04:34:05,280 --> 04:34:09,180
Refusal to renege on pubs there by my co-commentator Thomas Schlug.

6740
04:34:09,500 --> 04:34:12,340
Unfortunately we can't abide that.

6741
04:34:12,760 --> 04:34:15,480
We will be going to him less as the game goes on.

6742
04:34:15,560 --> 04:34:17,160
Unless he can reel it back Tommy.

6743
04:34:17,280 --> 04:34:17,940
Please listen to me.

6744
04:34:18,240 --> 04:34:18,900
The ball comes in.

6745
04:34:19,060 --> 04:34:19,320
Bash.

6746
04:34:19,540 --> 04:34:20,440
It's got a head on it.

6747
04:34:20,780 --> 04:34:24,940
The keeper saves very, very quickly and rapid firely.

6748
04:34:25,180 --> 04:34:30,180
After that ball was lofted there like a floating balloon of death.

6749
04:34:30,640 --> 04:34:32,700
And it landed upon a head of menace.

6750
04:34:33,360 --> 04:34:34,800
Or a head of lettuce.

6751
04:34:35,800 --> 04:34:38,980
Because it wasn't menacing enough to scare the keeper.

6752
04:34:39,980 --> 04:34:41,140
Oh Bobby Firmino.

6753
04:34:43,800 --> 04:34:45,720
It actually wasn't Bobby Firmino.

6754
04:34:45,720 --> 04:34:46,860
I beg your pardon.

6755
04:34:47,580 --> 04:34:51,800
Randolph got a lovely hand to that ball that wasn't by Firmino.

6756
04:34:52,500 --> 04:34:53,720
I think it was Sandro.

6757
04:34:54,140 --> 04:34:54,840
Or maybe.

6758
04:34:55,000 --> 04:34:56,580
But it just goes to show you the Brazilians.

6759
04:34:56,720 --> 04:34:57,060
They're nippy.

6760
04:34:57,180 --> 04:34:58,560
You don't really know where they're coming from.

6761
04:34:58,620 --> 04:34:59,820
Their attack is their defense.

6762
04:35:01,400 --> 04:35:02,120
But Ireland.

6763
04:35:02,120 --> 04:35:02,120
But Ireland.

6764
04:35:02,520 --> 04:35:03,440
Maintaining position.

6765
04:35:03,840 --> 04:35:05,140
Trying to build up from the back.

6766
04:35:05,280 --> 04:35:06,220
Not phased.

6767
04:35:06,580 --> 04:35:08,320
By the canary yellow opposition.

6768
04:35:11,740 --> 04:35:13,180
It's a light color.

6769
04:35:13,500 --> 04:35:16,780
But it's not one that doesn't strike fear into the hearts of the opposition.

6770
04:35:17,880 --> 04:35:20,400
Actually maybe that is one of their biggest attacks.

6771
04:35:20,540 --> 04:35:22,960
Is that they've got their nice light shots.

6772
04:35:23,100 --> 04:35:23,820
It's a light color.

6773
04:35:24,620 --> 04:35:26,260
It's kind of like oh these guys are easy.

6774
04:35:26,380 --> 04:35:27,220
They're just yellow bellies.

6775
04:35:28,380 --> 04:35:30,180
And then immediately you're disarmed.

6776
04:35:31,700 --> 04:35:32,560
Next thing you know.

6777
04:35:33,480 --> 04:35:35,460
They're dancing a samba on your gravestone.

6778
04:35:36,260 --> 04:35:37,620
That's not going to happen tonight.

6779
04:35:38,700 --> 04:35:39,700
We're going to get there.

6780
04:35:40,020 --> 04:35:41,080
Bolsonaro and the boys.

6781
04:35:42,520 --> 04:35:46,920
I heard Bolsonaro is mad for letting lads back into house parties again.

6782
04:35:47,820 --> 04:35:53,800
He was on the dog and whistle last night saying the Brazilians need to go out and have some fun.

6783
04:35:55,380 --> 04:35:56,060
I'm not sure.

6784
04:35:56,140 --> 04:35:57,220
I haven't seen the news in days.

6785
04:35:57,280 --> 04:35:58,480
I've been wrapped up in the match.

6786
04:35:59,860 --> 04:36:00,960
Dangerous free kick area.

6787
04:36:01,680 --> 04:36:01,980
Oh!

6788
04:36:03,020 --> 04:36:05,000
Whip cracker snapper Jacker Lula.

6789
04:36:05,180 --> 04:36:06,780
Off the corner of the woodwork there.

6790
04:36:07,620 --> 04:36:08,440
Percy Post.

6791
04:36:08,980 --> 04:36:10,280
The 12th man for Ireland.

6792
04:36:10,740 --> 04:36:11,620
Keeping them in the game.

6793
04:36:11,920 --> 04:36:13,360
Just by the skin of the teeth.

6794
04:36:13,680 --> 04:36:15,520
And it's Brazilian boys on the ball again.

6795
04:36:15,900 --> 04:36:17,140
They're playing link-up games.

6796
04:36:18,360 --> 04:36:20,220
They're playing link-up games.

6797
04:36:21,100 --> 04:36:22,460
Abraham link-up play.

6798
04:36:22,840 --> 04:36:23,640
Look at this lad.

6799
04:36:23,720 --> 04:36:24,480
Robbie Brady.

6800
04:36:25,160 --> 04:36:26,580
And it's a through ball from Brady.

6801
04:36:26,820 --> 04:36:27,620
He's from McGoldrick.

6802
04:36:27,680 --> 04:36:28,560
Can he get something on it?

6803
04:36:28,920 --> 04:36:32,140
Neto has the hands that have super glue.

6804
04:36:32,580 --> 04:36:33,100
Shtuck to them.

6805
04:36:34,100 --> 04:36:35,420
Gorilla glue.

6806
04:36:35,420 --> 04:36:35,540
Gorilla glue.

6807
04:36:36,540 --> 04:36:36,920
He does.

6808
04:36:37,200 --> 04:36:38,780
That's the shtickiest shtuff you can buy.

6809
04:36:38,880 --> 04:36:40,140
I had some of it the last day.

6810
04:36:40,740 --> 04:36:44,220
And it really was beyond all means.

6811
04:36:44,720 --> 04:36:50,120
And it's gone out for a shit scrappy ball.

6812
04:36:55,540 --> 04:36:55,940
Sorry there.

6813
04:36:56,140 --> 04:37:00,400
I think the crowd noise might have been deafening you.

6814
04:37:00,440 --> 04:37:01,240
Sorry about that.

6815
04:37:04,180 --> 04:37:04,980
We can't.

6816
04:37:05,020 --> 04:37:07,180
We can't be held accountable for the noise of the crowd.

6817
04:37:07,640 --> 04:37:08,480
The sound of the crowd.

6818
04:37:09,800 --> 04:37:12,300
The sound of the enemy crowd.

6819
04:37:13,180 --> 04:37:16,420
Getting into our minds with their sick chants.

6820
04:37:16,660 --> 04:37:18,660
Trying to break us mentally down.

6821
04:37:19,380 --> 04:37:20,820
They've got nasty chants.

6822
04:37:21,100 --> 04:37:22,640
And they want to sing them loud.

6823
04:37:24,960 --> 04:37:26,180
The sound of the...

6824
04:37:26,180 --> 04:37:27,600
You've done enough there Francis.

6825
04:37:27,920 --> 04:37:31,320
I don't think we need to hear another song about enemy chants.

6826
04:37:31,660 --> 04:37:34,400
But I was telling you the last day about the old firm games.

6827
04:37:34,520 --> 04:37:34,980
They don't...

6828
04:37:35,560 --> 04:37:38,020
It's more about the enemy chants than it is the football.

6829
04:37:38,560 --> 04:37:39,760
They love the enemy chants.

6830
04:37:40,960 --> 04:37:41,660
Look at this now.

6831
04:37:41,740 --> 04:37:43,180
A bit of enemization is coming on.

6832
04:37:43,560 --> 04:37:44,040
McGoldrick.

6833
04:37:44,420 --> 04:37:45,120
Do you want an animal?

6834
04:37:45,600 --> 04:37:46,040
Good luck.

6835
04:37:46,040 --> 04:37:46,100
Good luck.

6836
04:37:46,980 --> 04:37:50,100
He blasted straight at the hands of the keeper.

6837
04:37:50,980 --> 04:37:51,980
This is wet.

6838
04:37:52,220 --> 04:37:52,960
It's wild.

6839
04:37:53,400 --> 04:37:54,040
It's Ireland.

6840
04:37:57,980 --> 04:37:59,680
Crazy times here.

6841
04:38:00,360 --> 04:38:01,440
Crazy times now.

6842
04:38:02,400 --> 04:38:03,720
As Brazil are on the ball.

6843
04:38:04,480 --> 04:38:06,840
Get the hell out of our side of our garden man.

6844
04:38:07,120 --> 04:38:08,080
You don't belong here.

6845
04:38:09,580 --> 04:38:10,660
And it's played out.

6846
04:38:15,620 --> 04:38:16,520
Throat comes in.

6847
04:38:16,720 --> 04:38:17,420
Thiago Silva.

6848
04:38:18,320 --> 04:38:19,200
Thiago Silva.

6849
04:38:20,200 --> 04:38:21,320
Thiago Silva now.

6850
04:38:21,980 --> 04:38:23,120
Still Thiago Silva.

6851
04:38:23,580 --> 04:38:25,280
Thiago Silva dispossessed.

6852
04:38:25,700 --> 04:38:26,900
By Hendrik Lamar.

6853
04:38:27,180 --> 04:38:28,180
And that is...

6854
04:38:28,820 --> 04:38:29,480
Half time.

6855
04:38:29,740 --> 04:38:31,180
For what has been a very...

6856
04:38:31,180 --> 04:38:32,180
Sintillating...

6857
04:38:32,780 --> 04:38:33,880
Game of soccer.

6858
04:38:35,820 --> 04:38:36,180
If...

6859
04:38:36,180 --> 04:38:36,700
And I'm not...

6860
04:38:36,700 --> 04:38:39,220
I'm not trying to blow it all out of proportion, Tom.

6861
04:38:39,860 --> 04:38:40,660
Indeed you aren't.

6862
04:38:41,320 --> 04:38:42,180
53% possession...

6863
04:38:43,240 --> 04:38:43,780
For Brazil.

6864
04:38:44,720 --> 04:38:45,500
You know...

6865
04:38:45,500 --> 04:38:46,120
You know that...

6866
04:38:46,120 --> 04:38:47,180
They're only used to getting...

6867
04:38:47,840 --> 04:38:48,600
70%.

6868
04:38:48,600 --> 04:38:50,500
So their cage is well rattled.

6869
04:38:51,080 --> 04:38:52,200
Well and truly rattled.

6870
04:38:52,300 --> 04:38:53,040
Thank you very much.

6871
04:38:53,640 --> 04:38:54,760
Come on, you brain schlug.

6872
04:38:55,460 --> 04:38:57,200
Thank you very much for your tip there.

6873
04:38:57,420 --> 04:38:58,800
Come on, you brain schlug.

6874
04:38:58,940 --> 04:39:00,780
Also, thank you very much as well.

6875
04:39:01,320 --> 04:39:02,680
To everybody who's tuned in.

6876
04:39:03,060 --> 04:39:03,700
Or is tipped.

6877
04:39:05,880 --> 04:39:07,200
You're welcome to the show.

6878
04:39:07,280 --> 04:39:08,460
And I hope you're enjoying...

6879
04:39:09,020 --> 04:39:09,460
What is...

6880
04:39:10,020 --> 04:39:11,100
An amazing game of football.

6881
04:39:11,260 --> 04:39:12,060
COVID Beckham.

6882
04:39:12,140 --> 04:39:13,640
Thank you very much, COVID Beckham.

6883
04:39:13,740 --> 04:39:15,380
Let's have a look at the highlights there, Tom.

6884
04:39:15,460 --> 04:39:16,180
Run us through that.

6885
04:39:18,060 --> 04:39:18,660
Well...

6886
04:39:18,660 --> 04:39:20,640
There was one standout chance from Ireland.

6887
04:39:21,420 --> 04:39:22,960
Brazil really...

6888
04:39:22,960 --> 04:39:24,520
Worked their arses off...

6889
04:39:24,520 --> 04:39:25,340
To get into gear.

6890
04:39:25,920 --> 04:39:26,580
Hendrik...

6891
04:39:26,580 --> 04:39:27,880
With the first salve earlier on.

6892
04:39:28,000 --> 04:39:29,020
Potage Dix production.

6893
04:39:29,140 --> 04:39:29,520
Thank you.

6894
04:39:29,900 --> 04:39:30,820
And it was a great header.

6895
04:39:31,340 --> 04:39:32,480
Straight at the keeper though.

6896
04:39:33,540 --> 04:39:36,100
In fairness to your man, Hendrik...

6897
04:39:36,100 --> 04:39:36,940
Lamar...

6898
04:39:36,940 --> 04:39:38,420
He had little time to react.

6899
04:39:38,900 --> 04:39:40,340
And did well with what time he had.

6900
04:39:41,600 --> 04:39:43,240
Moutinho came into the game...

6901
04:39:43,240 --> 04:39:45,180
Making a real holy show of the post.

6902
04:39:45,380 --> 04:39:46,080
With his shot.

6903
04:39:46,280 --> 04:39:47,720
Which came after the first shot.

6904
04:39:48,020 --> 04:39:48,960
Which was by Hendrik.

6905
04:39:50,400 --> 04:39:51,600
That guy Lucas Paquetta.

6906
04:39:51,820 --> 04:39:52,140
Wow.

6907
04:39:53,120 --> 04:39:54,340
What an amazing talent.

6908
04:39:55,240 --> 04:39:56,500
He had a shot the cop blocked...

6909
04:39:56,500 --> 04:39:58,600
And went out for a goal kick.

6910
04:39:59,100 --> 04:40:00,800
And he'll be absolutely livid about that.

6911
04:40:01,940 --> 04:40:03,180
Never mind about livid.

6912
04:40:03,920 --> 04:40:06,380
I mean, never mind about livid Paquetta.

6913
04:40:06,760 --> 04:40:08,380
What about David McGoldrick?

6914
04:40:08,380 --> 04:40:10,380
Was he listening to David Guetta...

6915
04:40:10,380 --> 04:40:11,180
When he took the shot?

6916
04:40:12,020 --> 04:40:12,820
Must have been.

6917
04:40:13,060 --> 04:40:15,460
Because his focus wasn't there.

6918
04:40:16,120 --> 04:40:17,040
Horny Cash Carino.

6919
04:40:17,180 --> 04:40:17,940
Thank you very much.

6920
04:40:18,060 --> 04:40:19,000
Horny Cash Carino.

6921
04:40:19,520 --> 04:40:20,560
Hopefully you're doing well.

6922
04:40:21,640 --> 04:40:22,360
Meanwhile...

6923
04:40:22,360 --> 04:40:24,320
There was more consternation...

6924
04:40:24,320 --> 04:40:25,160
With that lad again.

6925
04:40:25,480 --> 04:40:25,960
Hendrik.

6926
04:40:26,360 --> 04:40:28,480
When he sent a sumptuous ball in...

6927
04:40:28,480 --> 04:40:29,540
To meet the head of your man...

6928
04:40:29,540 --> 04:40:30,760
Oh, we've already covered this one.

6929
04:40:31,440 --> 04:40:32,240
Yeah, we...

6930
04:40:32,240 --> 04:40:33,040
It's overran.

6931
04:40:33,100 --> 04:40:33,700
It's just replaying.

6932
04:40:34,400 --> 04:40:35,580
Sorry about that guys.

6933
04:40:35,760 --> 04:40:36,420
Thank you very much.

6934
04:40:36,580 --> 04:40:37,900
Angela thinks we're at work.

6935
04:40:37,900 --> 04:40:39,400
Thank you very much for your tip, man.

6936
04:40:40,180 --> 04:40:41,140
Hopefully you're doing well.

6937
04:40:41,140 --> 04:40:42,780
Niall Quinn.

6938
04:40:42,980 --> 04:40:43,880
Thank you very much.

6939
04:40:44,220 --> 04:40:46,100
And Porridge Dick's Productions.

6940
04:40:46,200 --> 04:40:47,040
Thank you very much.

6941
04:40:48,880 --> 04:40:50,180
I hope you're doing well, lads.

6942
04:40:50,700 --> 04:40:52,240
We're just going to cut to a bit of Modric.

6943
04:40:52,340 --> 04:40:53,440
But don't go away.

6944
04:40:53,540 --> 04:40:54,420
We've got this...

6945
04:40:54,420 --> 04:40:56,360
World Cup final.

6946
04:40:56,580 --> 04:40:57,400
Second half.

6947
04:40:57,940 --> 04:40:59,320
Ireland versus Brazil.

6948
04:40:59,440 --> 04:41:00,200
It's nil-nil.

6949
04:41:00,280 --> 04:41:01,300
It's all to play for.

6950
04:41:01,400 --> 04:41:03,020
It's beyond our wildest dreams.

6951
04:41:03,400 --> 04:41:05,480
But we can see the end of the rainbow.

6952
04:41:05,640 --> 04:41:07,160
The horizon is in the distance.

6953
04:41:08,160 --> 04:41:08,940
Could it be?

6954
04:41:09,400 --> 04:41:10,720
Could it really be it?

6955
04:41:11,520 --> 04:41:12,260
Don't go away.

6956
04:41:12,720 --> 04:41:13,620
T22BC.

6957
04:41:13,980 --> 04:41:14,840
Thank you very much.

6958
04:41:14,960 --> 04:41:15,700
And Angus Derby.

6959
04:41:16,140 --> 04:41:17,780
Here's a bit of Modric for you, man.

6960
04:41:17,780 --> 04:41:21,240
Modric

6961
04:41:43,360 --> 04:41:45,600
No one's doing it like we's boys is doing

6962
04:41:45,600 --> 04:41:47,840
No waste, we're gonna keep doing it

6963
04:41:47,840 --> 04:41:49,760
Without a record contract

6964
04:41:49,760 --> 04:41:53,640
Rolling in the secret down the N17

6965
04:41:53,640 --> 04:41:56,600
Stone walls and the grass is hilligreen

6966
04:41:56,600 --> 04:41:59,420
Lots of sheep once you get into Gallev

6967
04:41:59,420 --> 04:42:02,360
Must be where they get the famous wall I heard of

6968
04:42:02,360 --> 04:42:06,500
I hope there's enough room for the people I'm about to pick up and chew

6969
04:42:06,500 --> 04:42:08,640
I was there yesterday afternoon

6970
04:42:08,640 --> 04:42:10,460
And there was a fella called Boone

6971
04:42:10,460 --> 04:42:14,900
And I said to him, Boone's a funny name

6972
04:42:15,420 --> 04:42:16,540
Is it foreign?

6973
04:42:17,280 --> 04:42:18,940
Or where does it come from?

6974
04:42:29,660 --> 04:42:32,080
Cooling down your town, smooth as silk

6975
04:42:32,080 --> 04:42:34,960
Grab a cooked chicken and a pint of milk

6976
04:42:34,960 --> 04:42:37,480
Slide into the bookies and I stick on a bed

6977
04:42:37,480 --> 04:42:40,420
Step outside and now I'm soaking wet

6978
04:42:40,420 --> 04:42:45,880
There's another storm, did you hear? Her name is Ellen.

6979
04:42:56,880 --> 04:43:07,720
Why is it raining all the time these days? I'm going insane.

6980
04:43:07,720 --> 04:43:24,280
I'm parking up the bus in the garage and I spot an empty pot of fromage free. Left on the seat I throw it away and I pray up to the sky, to the clouds, to Jesus that I will see the day when ye animals will take your rubbish with ye.

6981
04:43:24,280 --> 04:43:30,020
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6982
04:43:30,020 --> 04:43:35,260
You animals take your fucking rubbish with ye.

6983
04:43:35,260 --> 04:43:41,000
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6984
04:43:41,000 --> 04:43:45,000
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6985
04:43:45,000 --> 04:43:49,000
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6986
04:43:49,000 --> 04:43:54,740
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6987
04:43:54,740 --> 04:43:58,740
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6988
04:43:58,740 --> 04:44:02,440
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6989
04:44:02,440 --> 04:44:05,560
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6990
04:44:05,560 --> 04:44:08,320
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6991
04:44:08,320 --> 04:44:12,560
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6992
04:44:12,560 --> 04:44:14,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6993
04:44:14,300 --> 04:44:15,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6994
04:44:15,300 --> 04:44:16,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6995
04:44:16,300 --> 04:44:17,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6996
04:44:17,300 --> 04:44:18,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6997
04:44:18,300 --> 04:44:19,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6998
04:44:19,300 --> 04:44:20,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

6999
04:44:20,300 --> 04:44:21,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7000
04:44:21,300 --> 04:44:22,300
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7001
04:44:22,300 --> 04:44:32,040
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7002
04:44:32,040 --> 04:44:42,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7003
04:44:42,780 --> 04:44:43,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7004
04:44:43,780 --> 04:44:44,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7005
04:44:44,780 --> 04:44:45,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7006
04:44:45,780 --> 04:44:46,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7007
04:44:46,780 --> 04:44:47,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7008
04:44:47,780 --> 04:44:48,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7009
04:44:48,780 --> 04:44:49,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7010
04:44:49,780 --> 04:44:50,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7011
04:44:50,780 --> 04:44:51,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7012
04:44:51,780 --> 04:44:52,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7013
04:44:52,780 --> 04:44:53,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7014
04:44:53,780 --> 04:44:54,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7015
04:44:54,780 --> 04:44:55,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7016
04:44:55,780 --> 04:44:56,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7017
04:44:56,780 --> 04:44:57,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7018
04:44:57,780 --> 04:44:58,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7019
04:44:58,780 --> 04:44:59,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7020
04:44:59,780 --> 04:45:00,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7021
04:45:00,780 --> 04:45:01,780
You animals take your rubbish with ye.

7022
04:45:01,780 --> 04:45:04,340
Any and I mean any match I've ever seen them play.

7023
04:45:04,340 --> 04:45:10,840
Thank you very much Tommy and thank you Forlorn Foghorn for your very very kind tip there.

7024
04:45:10,840 --> 04:45:12,840
That's very very nice here.

7025
04:45:12,840 --> 04:45:14,840
And Sarah Snake as well.

7026
04:45:14,840 --> 04:45:15,840
Thank you very much.

7027
04:45:15,840 --> 04:45:21,840
Just another less than a minute to go now for the second half kicks off.

7028
04:45:21,840 --> 04:45:25,020
Tommy any thoughts on what the team needs to do here?

7029
04:45:25,020 --> 04:45:31,520
Well it's obviously time for the team.

7030
04:45:31,520 --> 04:45:33,080
For the long machine to come on.

7031
04:45:33,080 --> 04:45:33,220
For the long machine to come on.

7032
04:45:34,360 --> 04:45:34,720
Yeah.

7033
04:45:35,200 --> 04:45:37,200
We haven't seen him much in this game at all.

7034
04:45:39,080 --> 04:45:40,780
We haven't because he's not on the pitch.

7035
04:45:41,980 --> 04:45:45,380
And thank you very much there for your tip Richard F.

7036
04:45:45,580 --> 04:45:47,200
Who says turn up the crowd.

7037
04:45:47,300 --> 04:45:47,880
It's atmospheric.

7038
04:45:48,460 --> 04:45:49,020
I will do.

7039
04:45:49,200 --> 04:45:49,640
I will do.

7040
04:45:51,080 --> 04:45:51,960
Thank you very much.

7041
04:45:53,080 --> 04:45:54,160
Yeah we will get on that.

7042
04:45:54,220 --> 04:45:55,680
We'll turn up that crowd for you Richard.

7043
04:45:55,820 --> 04:45:58,320
Thank you very much for your for your tip and question.

7044
04:45:58,600 --> 04:46:00,940
And welcome to everybody who's watching as well.

7045
04:46:00,940 --> 04:46:01,440
It's a great.

7046
04:46:01,600 --> 04:46:04,000
It's a great time to be alive right now.

7047
04:46:04,500 --> 04:46:06,360
We never thought we'd see this day Tom.

7048
04:46:07,460 --> 04:46:08,320
I did have hope.

7049
04:46:08,840 --> 04:46:09,360
I'd you know.

7050
04:46:10,260 --> 04:46:11,180
Lots of the years.

7051
04:46:12,300 --> 04:46:12,700
You know.

7052
04:46:13,100 --> 04:46:14,460
Me all have broken my heart.

7053
04:46:15,080 --> 04:46:17,760
And every year or every time they get to the all-in-final.

7054
04:46:18,240 --> 04:46:20,740
I pick up the pieces of my heart and it's back together again.

7055
04:46:21,240 --> 04:46:22,920
But it keeps on getting broken.

7056
04:46:23,920 --> 04:46:29,200
So I've had to throw all my chips away on the boys and green.

7057
04:46:30,060 --> 04:46:30,580
Yeah well.

7058
04:46:31,260 --> 04:46:31,820
I think we're.

7059
04:46:32,120 --> 04:46:32,860
There's no.

7060
04:46:32,980 --> 04:46:34,580
There's no doubt about it at this stage.

7061
04:46:34,640 --> 04:46:35,460
We're all behind them.

7062
04:46:36,560 --> 04:46:37,540
We're all behind them.

7063
04:46:37,600 --> 04:46:40,120
I think even the boys in Brazil have to have a bit of respect.

7064
04:46:40,980 --> 04:46:41,500
For us.

7065
04:46:42,240 --> 04:46:43,080
Really taking.

7066
04:46:43,220 --> 04:46:44,440
This is their town like.

7067
04:46:44,560 --> 04:46:44,660
You know.

7068
04:46:44,740 --> 04:46:45,820
This is their side of town.

7069
04:46:45,920 --> 04:46:47,280
They don't like it when they.

7070
04:46:47,940 --> 04:46:49,200
They don't like it up them.

7071
04:46:49,520 --> 04:46:50,180
So to speak.

7072
04:46:50,820 --> 04:46:51,780
They don't like it up them.

7073
04:46:52,700 --> 04:46:53,340
But we're going to.

7074
04:46:53,380 --> 04:46:54,240
We're going to keep on.

7075
04:46:55,900 --> 04:46:57,340
Sending long balls.

7076
04:46:58,000 --> 04:46:59,020
Which is all we need to do.

7077
04:46:59,240 --> 04:47:00,480
Into their danger zone.

7078
04:47:01,140 --> 04:47:02,380
And all we have to do is convert.

7079
04:47:03,280 --> 04:47:04,160
If we can convert.

7080
04:47:05,440 --> 04:47:06,260
Then we've got it.

7081
04:47:06,340 --> 04:47:07,080
We've got it burnt.

7082
04:47:09,460 --> 04:47:10,580
Wise words there.

7083
04:47:11,080 --> 04:47:12,320
From Tommy Schlug.

7084
04:47:12,400 --> 04:47:12,980
Just a quick.

7085
04:47:13,820 --> 04:47:16,220
Reminder that this World Cup is brought to you by Qatar.

7086
04:47:16,540 --> 04:47:17,440
It's a great World Cup.

7087
04:47:17,520 --> 04:47:18,360
A great place to live.

7088
04:47:18,460 --> 04:47:19,220
A great place to be.

7089
04:47:20,400 --> 04:47:23,240
I've only been here for a few weeks myself.

7090
04:47:23,340 --> 04:47:24,880
But I feel as though it really is.

7091
04:47:25,240 --> 04:47:27,080
One of the greatest nation states.

7092
04:47:27,280 --> 04:47:27,940
In the world.

7093
04:47:28,100 --> 04:47:28,380
Ever.

7094
04:47:29,380 --> 04:47:30,760
And also FIFA.

7095
04:47:32,500 --> 04:47:33,060
What a.

7096
04:47:33,140 --> 04:47:35,340
What a load of great work they do.

7097
04:47:36,920 --> 04:47:37,340
Indeed.

7098
04:47:37,860 --> 04:47:38,700
I'd like to.

7099
04:47:38,700 --> 04:47:38,700
I'd like to.

7100
04:47:38,700 --> 04:47:38,700
I'd like to.

7101
04:47:39,420 --> 04:47:39,900
Concur.

7102
04:47:40,120 --> 04:47:40,700
With my.

7103
04:47:40,700 --> 04:47:41,020
Uh.

7104
04:47:41,080 --> 04:47:42,000
Co-presenter there.

7105
04:47:42,640 --> 04:47:43,900
In giving absolute.

7106
04:47:44,560 --> 04:47:44,920
Uh.

7107
04:47:45,000 --> 04:47:45,520
Props.

7108
04:47:45,640 --> 04:47:47,160
And mad respect and props.

7109
04:47:47,380 --> 04:47:48,000
As the kids.

7110
04:47:48,740 --> 04:47:49,840
Are saying these days.

7111
04:47:50,240 --> 04:47:50,460
Uh.

7112
04:47:50,640 --> 04:47:51,440
Mad props yo.

7113
04:47:52,740 --> 04:47:54,060
You're legit fire.

7114
04:47:54,520 --> 04:47:54,780
FIFA.

7115
04:47:55,180 --> 04:47:55,720
Set Blatter.

7116
04:47:56,380 --> 04:47:57,160
Legit fire.

7117
04:47:58,200 --> 04:47:58,480
Uh.

7118
04:47:58,480 --> 04:47:58,920
Platini.

7119
04:47:59,420 --> 04:48:00,180
Legit fire.

7120
04:48:01,240 --> 04:48:01,680
Um.

7121
04:48:03,760 --> 04:48:04,820
The new world order.

7122
04:48:05,080 --> 04:48:05,920
The new world order.

7123
04:48:06,920 --> 04:48:07,560
Legit fire.

7124
04:48:08,860 --> 04:48:09,540
Great stuff.

7125
04:48:09,760 --> 04:48:10,780
We can move on anyway.

7126
04:48:10,920 --> 04:48:11,900
At peace.

7127
04:48:13,080 --> 04:48:14,140
I'd like to say a big thank you.

7128
04:48:14,220 --> 04:48:14,880
To Sarah Snake.

7129
04:48:15,000 --> 04:48:15,560
Richard F.

7130
04:48:15,980 --> 04:48:17,200
Niall Quinn's my cousin.

7131
04:48:17,880 --> 04:48:18,620
And Kev Collins.

7132
04:48:19,320 --> 04:48:20,380
And turn up the crowd.

7133
04:48:21,240 --> 04:48:22,180
Somebody's asking again.

7134
04:48:22,300 --> 04:48:22,780
There you go.

7135
04:48:23,240 --> 04:48:24,620
I'm turning it up right now man.

7136
04:48:24,660 --> 04:48:24,980
It's gonna.

7137
04:48:25,260 --> 04:48:26,840
It could actually blast your ears off.

7138
04:48:26,900 --> 04:48:27,300
So let's.

7139
04:48:27,700 --> 04:48:28,800
Let's get underway here.

7140
04:48:28,800 --> 04:48:29,600
With the second half.

7141
04:48:34,640 --> 04:48:49,440
We're just gonna put Lang on.

7142
04:48:49,800 --> 04:48:51,940
And we're gonna change our formation before we do.

7143
04:48:53,200 --> 04:48:56,540
I think it's time for Shane Lang to be switched on for Whelan.

7144
04:48:57,060 --> 04:48:57,860
And we move them.

7145
04:48:58,560 --> 04:48:59,820
Or move himself should I say.

7146
04:49:00,280 --> 04:49:02,120
Right up to the top of the tree here.

7147
04:49:03,300 --> 04:49:05,820
For a strike partnership with McGoldrick.

7148
04:49:06,340 --> 04:49:07,000
Two lads.

7149
04:49:07,600 --> 04:49:08,360
Showing a nice.

7150
04:49:08,620 --> 04:49:11,540
Bit of interplay between each other in the last few matches.

7151
04:49:12,100 --> 04:49:13,140
I tell you something else.

7152
04:49:14,160 --> 04:49:15,240
That lad McLean.

7153
04:49:15,460 --> 04:49:17,040
When he's pushed out to the brim of the wing.

7154
04:49:17,480 --> 04:49:20,600
He's a deadly strike force and danger box man.

7155
04:49:20,600 --> 04:49:21,920
Box to box box man.

7156
04:49:22,680 --> 04:49:23,080
Indeed.

7157
04:49:23,940 --> 04:49:25,220
He can go from box to box.

7158
04:49:26,300 --> 04:49:27,020
Circle to circle.

7159
04:49:28,340 --> 04:49:29,140
Zero to sixty.

7160
04:49:29,780 --> 04:49:30,720
In 3.7.

7161
04:49:31,660 --> 04:49:32,240
He's some man.

7162
04:49:32,240 --> 04:49:33,960
Indeed he is.

7163
04:49:34,020 --> 04:49:37,100
Hopefully he can come out of his shell for the second half.

7164
04:49:37,200 --> 04:49:38,120
Didn't see much of him in the first.

7165
04:49:38,200 --> 04:49:38,600
But I mean.

7166
04:49:39,260 --> 04:49:39,660
Tactically.

7167
04:49:40,140 --> 04:49:41,320
We weren't really there.

7168
04:49:41,800 --> 04:49:43,640
In terms of our formation or shape Tom.

7169
04:49:44,760 --> 04:49:45,120
No.

7170
04:49:45,360 --> 04:49:45,880
Definitely not.

7171
04:49:45,920 --> 04:49:47,020
You look at the Brazilian boys.

7172
04:49:47,160 --> 04:49:47,960
Bobby Firmino.

7173
04:49:48,040 --> 04:49:49,080
The Bobby Blasher up front.

7174
04:49:50,240 --> 04:49:50,520
Coutinho.

7175
04:49:51,240 --> 04:49:51,680
Lucas.

7176
04:49:52,020 --> 04:49:52,300
Douglas.

7177
04:49:54,120 --> 04:49:55,480
They're an attacking mindset.

7178
04:49:55,680 --> 04:49:57,100
Like their attack is their defence.

7179
04:49:58,340 --> 04:49:59,380
Thank you very much.

7180
04:50:01,540 --> 04:50:02,740
Giovanni Rappertone.

7181
04:50:02,860 --> 04:50:03,560
Thank you very much.

7182
04:50:03,700 --> 04:50:04,920
And Balina for your tips.

7183
04:50:05,060 --> 04:50:05,800
Thank you very much.

7184
04:50:08,380 --> 04:50:10,420
Now someone's telling me to turn down the crowd.

7185
04:50:11,060 --> 04:50:11,900
Could be too loud.

7186
04:50:12,320 --> 04:50:12,640
Fake it.

7187
04:50:13,440 --> 04:50:14,340
We'll go anyways.

7188
04:50:15,340 --> 04:50:15,980
Are we set up?

7189
04:50:16,040 --> 04:50:16,240
Are we?

7190
04:50:18,180 --> 04:50:18,580
Alright.

7191
04:50:21,580 --> 04:50:22,500
Thank you very much.

7192
04:50:22,560 --> 04:50:23,340
Turn down the crowd.

7193
04:50:23,520 --> 04:50:23,700
Look.

7194
04:50:23,760 --> 04:50:24,940
I'm just going to leave it like that.

7195
04:50:27,660 --> 04:50:29,240
I'm just going to leave it like that lads.

7196
04:50:29,320 --> 04:50:30,820
We've bigger fish to fry at the moment.

7197
04:50:30,920 --> 04:50:31,420
As Ireland.

7198
04:50:32,020 --> 04:50:33,500
Tip off from the centre circle.

7199
04:50:34,140 --> 04:50:34,560
In this.

7200
04:50:35,260 --> 04:50:37,340
45 minutes away from paradise.

7201
04:50:38,080 --> 04:50:39,380
Have we got what it takes.

7202
04:50:39,960 --> 04:50:41,000
The stage is set.

7203
04:50:41,140 --> 04:50:42,420
The scene has been lit up.

7204
04:50:42,700 --> 04:50:44,280
And it's already an opening moment.

7205
04:50:44,420 --> 04:50:45,820
Salvo from Ireland.

7206
04:50:46,080 --> 04:50:47,760
It's a 1-2 UniFlu Blasher.

7207
04:50:48,240 --> 04:50:49,680
Dispossessed confidently though by.

7208
04:50:50,400 --> 04:50:51,700
Your man in the middle.

7209
04:50:52,100 --> 04:50:52,620
Sandro.

7210
04:50:53,160 --> 04:50:54,640
And Ireland still retain position.

7211
04:50:54,780 --> 04:50:55,580
They're doing possession.

7212
04:50:55,680 --> 04:50:56,200
They're doing well.

7213
04:50:56,360 --> 04:50:56,660
Connor.

7214
04:50:57,000 --> 04:50:57,600
Or Hurrahan.

7215
04:50:57,780 --> 04:50:58,760
The Hurricane Hurrahan.

7216
04:50:59,180 --> 04:51:01,300
Has floated the balloon out to McLean.

7217
04:51:01,360 --> 04:51:01,900
McLean now.

7218
04:51:02,280 --> 04:51:02,740
McLean.

7219
04:51:03,140 --> 04:51:04,760
Clean ball back to balloon man.

7220
04:51:05,140 --> 04:51:05,700
Hurrahan.

7221
04:51:06,100 --> 04:51:07,500
Switches it back to Hendrick.

7222
04:51:08,040 --> 04:51:08,880
Jimmy Hendricks.

7223
04:51:09,260 --> 04:51:11,180
Over to Sancho Coleman.

7224
04:51:11,640 --> 04:51:14,080
Sancho Coleman to Roberto Brady.

7225
04:51:14,680 --> 04:51:15,920
The Brady ball is in.

7226
04:51:16,820 --> 04:51:18,560
It's deflected off the Brazilian man.

7227
04:51:19,760 --> 04:51:20,120
Cool.

7228
04:51:20,300 --> 04:51:20,680
Calm.

7229
04:51:21,100 --> 04:51:21,700
Cucumberistic.

7230
04:51:21,880 --> 04:51:22,360
Confident.

7231
04:51:22,600 --> 04:51:23,880
Undertones to their play.

7232
04:51:24,720 --> 04:51:25,240
And also.

7233
04:51:25,580 --> 04:51:26,660
Some flamboyant.

7234
04:51:26,940 --> 04:51:28,240
Cero de Samba.

7235
04:51:28,600 --> 04:51:29,200
Overtones.

7236
04:51:29,200 --> 04:51:31,160
Real nice dances.

7237
04:51:31,560 --> 04:51:32,980
And great parades.

7238
04:51:33,700 --> 04:51:35,260
And Shakira as well.

7239
04:51:35,380 --> 04:51:35,960
She's doing.

7240
04:51:36,160 --> 04:51:36,460
She's.

7241
04:51:36,800 --> 04:51:37,280
She's.

7242
04:51:37,420 --> 04:51:37,800
Did well.

7243
04:51:38,600 --> 04:51:39,240
Indeed.

7244
04:51:40,040 --> 04:51:40,600
Shakira.

7245
04:51:40,980 --> 04:51:41,980
Was unbelievable.

7246
04:51:42,240 --> 04:51:43,080
But she was Columbia.

7247
04:51:44,080 --> 04:51:44,860
No way.

7248
04:51:44,860 --> 04:51:45,960
You serious.

7249
04:51:46,920 --> 04:51:47,420
I'm.

7250
04:51:47,580 --> 04:51:47,860
As.

7251
04:51:48,200 --> 04:51:48,620
Serious.

7252
04:51:48,960 --> 04:51:49,160
As.

7253
04:51:49,460 --> 04:51:49,720
Silk.

7254
04:51:50,840 --> 04:51:51,940
Well look at.

7255
04:51:52,140 --> 04:51:54,080
It's a strange simile to make.

7256
04:51:54,180 --> 04:51:54,460
Tommy.

7257
04:51:54,680 --> 04:51:55,120
But I'm gonna.

7258
04:51:55,740 --> 04:51:57,340
Go with your word on that.

7259
04:51:57,880 --> 04:51:58,780
As Coleman is.

7260
04:52:00,260 --> 04:52:01,200
Quite rightly.

7261
04:52:01,700 --> 04:52:02,220
Furious.

7262
04:52:02,340 --> 04:52:02,940
With the referee.

7263
04:52:03,380 --> 04:52:03,940
After getting.

7264
04:52:04,620 --> 04:52:04,880
Told.

7265
04:52:04,940 --> 04:52:05,760
He's gonna have a free kick.

7266
04:52:06,060 --> 04:52:06,600
Against him.

7267
04:52:06,700 --> 04:52:07,100
Coutinho.

7268
04:52:07,240 --> 04:52:09,260
We know how dangerous this lad is in this area.

7269
04:52:09,520 --> 04:52:10,460
Steps up to take the ball.

7270
04:52:10,580 --> 04:52:11,140
And Randolph.

7271
04:52:11,860 --> 04:52:12,300
Oh.

7272
04:52:12,660 --> 04:52:12,900
No.

7273
04:52:14,900 --> 04:52:15,840
He's only gotten.

7274
04:52:16,040 --> 04:52:17,860
Stuck it into the back of the onion sack.

7275
04:52:18,400 --> 04:52:19,000
That's Brazil.

7276
04:52:19,200 --> 04:52:19,760
Scored.

7277
04:52:20,680 --> 04:52:21,740
That's not great at all.

7278
04:52:23,740 --> 04:52:25,080
We saw it against Romania.

7279
04:52:25,900 --> 04:52:27,340
If Ireland are going to concede.

7280
04:52:27,880 --> 04:52:30,000
It's going to be giving away sloppy balls.

7281
04:52:30,460 --> 04:52:32,060
At the edge of the box like that.

7282
04:52:33,200 --> 04:52:33,920
Shlappy balls.

7283
04:52:34,040 --> 04:52:34,720
Shlappy tactics.

7284
04:52:35,780 --> 04:52:38,000
And there's nothing sloppy about the finish.

7285
04:52:39,280 --> 04:52:40,080
Not at all.

7286
04:52:40,600 --> 04:52:41,300
He's a punisher.

7287
04:52:41,840 --> 04:52:44,480
And if you give a punisher a chance to make a bit of punishing.

7288
04:52:45,100 --> 04:52:46,420
He's gonna dish out the punishment.

7289
04:52:47,300 --> 04:52:49,000
He dished out the punishment there.

7290
04:52:50,580 --> 04:52:51,840
But it's not all loss.

7291
04:52:51,880 --> 04:52:53,060
Only 56 minutes.

7292
04:52:53,860 --> 04:52:54,260
Played.

7293
04:52:54,280 --> 04:52:55,880
There's still a good chunk left here Tommy.

7294
04:52:56,760 --> 04:52:57,540
All is not loss.

7295
04:52:57,620 --> 04:52:57,980
But I mean.

7296
04:52:58,340 --> 04:53:00,160
We need to step the pace up here lads.

7297
04:53:00,600 --> 04:53:02,220
Get the shots in for God's sake.

7298
04:53:03,260 --> 04:53:03,660
McLean.

7299
04:53:04,800 --> 04:53:05,240
McLean.

7300
04:53:07,400 --> 04:53:08,240
Harry Arter.

7301
04:53:08,820 --> 04:53:09,580
Or to Duffy.

7302
04:53:10,040 --> 04:53:10,440
Duffy.

7303
04:53:10,580 --> 04:53:11,420
Out to Coleman.

7304
04:53:12,340 --> 04:53:12,820
Coleman.

7305
04:53:13,540 --> 04:53:14,900
Sweeps the balloon to Brady.

7306
04:53:15,000 --> 04:53:15,800
The Brady bunch.

7307
04:53:15,920 --> 04:53:17,080
Gives it to the center man.

7308
04:53:17,140 --> 04:53:17,760
It's McGoldrick.

7309
04:53:17,840 --> 04:53:19,140
He's got Shane Long up in front.

7310
04:53:19,420 --> 04:53:20,080
Shane Long now.

7311
04:53:20,140 --> 04:53:20,460
Can he do.

7312
04:53:20,560 --> 04:53:20,960
Oh.

7313
04:53:21,120 --> 04:53:21,960
Just offside.

7314
04:53:22,480 --> 04:53:24,900
I believe he was offside by a hair's whisker.

7315
04:53:25,440 --> 04:53:26,040
It was there.

7316
04:53:26,100 --> 04:53:27,220
VAR has ruled.

7317
04:53:27,920 --> 04:53:28,820
That his left.

7318
04:53:30,620 --> 04:53:31,760
His left swinger.

7319
04:53:32,560 --> 04:53:33,500
Just crossed.

7320
04:53:34,180 --> 04:53:35,120
The danger line.

7321
04:53:36,080 --> 04:53:39,980
And it's going to be a free kick to Brazil from just outside their box.

7322
04:53:41,920 --> 04:53:43,360
Thiago Silva to Fabinho.

7323
04:53:43,500 --> 04:53:43,900
Fabinho.

7324
04:53:44,220 --> 04:53:44,760
And your man.

7325
04:53:44,920 --> 04:53:45,040
Oh.

7326
04:53:45,100 --> 04:53:46,180
Fabinho is licking the ball away.

7327
04:53:46,260 --> 04:53:47,420
But the referee has blown the whistle.

7328
04:53:47,800 --> 04:53:50,080
Too strong a challenge there from Jimi Hendrix.

7329
04:53:50,480 --> 04:53:53,320
And it's going to be a blaster against him.

7330
04:53:53,960 --> 04:53:58,400
He's lucky to not get a card I think with the robust nature of the challenge there Tom.

7331
04:53:59,180 --> 04:53:59,420
Yeah.

7332
04:53:59,460 --> 04:54:00,360
He came in on him hard.

7333
04:54:00,500 --> 04:54:00,900
Fabinho.

7334
04:54:01,140 --> 04:54:01,460
Look he.

7335
04:54:02,180 --> 04:54:03,680
He's as strong as an axe Fabinho.

7336
04:54:03,880 --> 04:54:05,180
But he knows how to play for a foul.

7337
04:54:05,280 --> 04:54:06,960
He just gets between himself and the man on the ball.

7338
04:54:07,040 --> 04:54:07,440
Wins that.

7339
04:54:07,660 --> 04:54:08,940
That's what the Brazilians are good at.

7340
04:54:09,700 --> 04:54:09,960
Yeah.

7341
04:54:09,960 --> 04:54:10,060
Yeah.

7342
04:54:11,820 --> 04:54:13,760
I mean they're also very technically gifted.

7343
04:54:14,000 --> 04:54:15,520
But Jesus Christ.

7344
04:54:15,640 --> 04:54:17,300
Do they know how to fall over on a hairpin?

7345
04:54:18,820 --> 04:54:20,060
We've got the ball anyway.

7346
04:54:21,320 --> 04:54:22,760
We're giving it up front to who?

7347
04:54:23,140 --> 04:54:23,580
McGoldrick.

7348
04:54:23,740 --> 04:54:24,860
Gives it to Shane Long.

7349
04:54:25,000 --> 04:54:25,460
Shane Long.

7350
04:54:25,540 --> 04:54:26,280
No support though.

7351
04:54:26,820 --> 04:54:29,460
Again Shane Long just stepping slightly outside.

7352
04:54:30,300 --> 04:54:32,860
It's twice now in the last two attacks.

7353
04:54:34,020 --> 04:54:37,540
He's really going to have to watch that because time is slipping away for Ireland here.

7354
04:54:38,180 --> 04:54:40,860
You know they can't afford to be giving these offsides away.

7355
04:54:41,380 --> 04:54:42,220
Indeed they can't.

7356
04:54:42,320 --> 04:54:44,640
I think we can get insight now into the management.

7357
04:54:45,300 --> 04:54:46,360
And seeing where they are placed.

7358
04:54:46,560 --> 04:54:48,880
It looks as though they're placed equally on equal footing.

7359
04:54:49,560 --> 04:54:52,200
It's a shame that he's going over his line like that.

7360
04:54:55,240 --> 04:54:58,340
You've got to also remember World Cup final you know.

7361
04:54:58,940 --> 04:55:00,460
It's an unknown quantity.

7362
04:55:00,460 --> 04:55:01,580
It's a mixed bag.

7363
04:55:02,900 --> 04:55:04,780
Both teams done a lot together.

7364
04:55:05,180 --> 04:55:06,480
It's anyone's game.

7365
04:55:07,400 --> 04:55:08,420
It is anyone's game.

7366
04:55:08,520 --> 04:55:10,040
Shane Long collects up the scoopage.

7367
04:55:10,120 --> 04:55:11,100
There he's got McGoldrick.

7368
04:55:11,160 --> 04:55:12,520
Who gives him another little flu ball.

7369
04:55:12,780 --> 04:55:14,040
He's offside again.

7370
04:55:14,160 --> 04:55:14,900
Shane Long.

7371
04:55:16,000 --> 04:55:16,360
Protesting.

7372
04:55:16,480 --> 04:55:17,880
But what are you on about Shane?

7373
04:55:18,420 --> 04:55:19,560
What are you on about?

7374
04:55:21,560 --> 04:55:22,400
It's Shane.

7375
04:55:22,500 --> 04:55:24,500
Shane Long that is always over the ball.

7376
04:55:24,580 --> 04:55:25,060
Do you know what I mean?

7377
04:55:25,140 --> 04:55:25,620
Not Shane.

7378
04:55:26,760 --> 04:55:27,620
Or over the line.

7379
04:55:29,200 --> 04:55:30,920
Big shout out to Jimmy Hendricks.

7380
04:55:30,920 --> 04:55:30,920
Big shout out to Jimmy Hendricks.

7381
04:55:30,980 --> 04:55:32,200
Who's passed a lot in the game.

7382
04:55:32,460 --> 04:55:34,480
And who had a lot of good pass completions as well.

7383
04:55:36,320 --> 04:55:37,180
The Brazil lads.

7384
04:55:37,880 --> 04:55:40,340
Floating the balloon texturously into the Irish half.

7385
04:55:40,420 --> 04:55:42,640
But we've managed to Irish house the ball into the balloon.

7386
04:55:43,140 --> 04:55:44,380
The balloon hatch.

7387
04:55:44,760 --> 04:55:45,300
Shane Long.

7388
04:55:45,660 --> 04:55:46,260
Shane Long.

7389
04:55:47,540 --> 04:55:48,100
Oh.

7390
04:55:48,840 --> 04:55:49,520
Saved.

7391
04:55:49,760 --> 04:55:51,360
By Brazilian goalkeeper.

7392
04:55:51,940 --> 04:55:53,420
Alison Becker's hands.

7393
04:55:55,000 --> 04:55:55,640
Oh no.

7394
04:55:59,420 --> 04:56:02,480
This is really getting to the gristle now.

7395
04:56:02,760 --> 04:56:03,640
As Bobby Firmino.

7396
04:56:03,700 --> 04:56:04,420
The Bobby Blasher.

7397
04:56:04,500 --> 04:56:06,000
Picks up a scoop right in the area.

7398
04:56:06,600 --> 04:56:08,900
Really well done there by Richard Keough.

7399
04:56:09,760 --> 04:56:11,040
Very good defendants.

7400
04:56:11,220 --> 04:56:11,920
Such a force.

7401
04:56:12,120 --> 04:56:14,380
Such a strong presence in that defense.

7402
04:56:14,620 --> 04:56:17,940
And has really done a lot to drive the Irish spirit forward.

7403
04:56:18,200 --> 04:56:20,480
Over the last six or seven games.

7404
04:56:21,240 --> 04:56:22,860
An unbelievable presence on the pitch.

7405
04:56:23,980 --> 04:56:26,780
And it's great to see him having this kind of reception as well.

7406
04:56:27,560 --> 04:56:27,860
Ireland.

7407
04:56:28,080 --> 04:56:29,460
On the ball with Ender Stephens.

7408
04:56:29,800 --> 04:56:30,500
Floats one in.

7409
04:56:30,680 --> 04:56:31,320
Took a deflection.

7410
04:56:31,560 --> 04:56:32,020
McGoldrick.

7411
04:56:32,420 --> 04:56:34,480
Just passed the left hand side of the post.

7412
04:56:34,580 --> 04:56:35,140
And you wonder.

7413
04:56:36,060 --> 04:56:38,380
How many more chances are Ireland going to take.

7414
04:56:39,340 --> 04:56:40,780
Before they can convert.

7415
04:56:41,680 --> 04:56:43,180
I really don't know Francis.

7416
04:56:43,420 --> 04:56:43,440
But.

7417
04:56:44,640 --> 04:56:47,980
I am absolutely watching from my hands at the moment.

7418
04:56:47,980 --> 04:56:49,480
every time.

7419
04:56:51,240 --> 04:56:53,720
Dani Alves is judged after going off.

7420
04:56:53,760 --> 04:56:55,160
And your man Alan has come on.

7421
04:56:58,500 --> 04:56:59,020
Brazil.

7422
04:56:59,720 --> 04:57:01,320
Pinging it around the back line.

7423
04:57:01,840 --> 04:57:02,400
Confidently.

7424
04:57:02,640 --> 04:57:02,760
And.

7425
04:57:03,920 --> 04:57:04,980
Cucumberistically as well.

7426
04:57:05,200 --> 04:57:05,820
Number 10.

7427
04:57:06,940 --> 04:57:07,860
Number 10 now.

7428
04:57:07,980 --> 04:57:08,360
Out to Alan.

7429
04:57:08,460 --> 04:57:09,380
The new guy on the pitch.

7430
04:57:09,700 --> 04:57:10,820
Dispossessed by McLean.

7431
04:57:11,060 --> 04:57:11,460
McLean.

7432
04:57:11,820 --> 04:57:13,660
Punts it out to the fucking side hatcher.

7433
04:57:13,840 --> 04:57:15,000
When he should have rolled it back.

7434
04:57:16,460 --> 04:57:17,900
Look there's a lot of pressure on the lads.

7435
04:57:18,880 --> 04:57:20,120
I don't know what to do about it.

7436
04:57:20,160 --> 04:57:20,280
I mean.

7437
04:57:21,020 --> 04:57:22,120
Something's going to have to change here.

7438
04:57:23,420 --> 04:57:24,640
Something is going to have to change.

7439
04:57:25,160 --> 04:57:26,300
Is it going to change right now?

7440
04:57:26,660 --> 04:57:27,020
McLean.

7441
04:57:27,600 --> 04:57:29,140
Building up with McGoldrick on the left.

7442
04:57:29,540 --> 04:57:30,340
He's giving it to Long.

7443
04:57:30,540 --> 04:57:30,820
Long.

7444
04:57:30,880 --> 04:57:31,640
He's still on side.

7445
04:57:31,900 --> 04:57:32,160
Long.

7446
04:57:32,360 --> 04:57:33,020
Sees Hurrahan.

7447
04:57:33,280 --> 04:57:34,080
Ball doesn't make though.

7448
04:57:34,080 --> 04:57:35,380
It's cut out by Thiago Silva.

7449
04:57:35,500 --> 04:57:36,440
Giving it back to Miranda.

7450
04:57:36,560 --> 04:57:37,500
That man Miranda.

7451
04:57:37,900 --> 04:57:38,660
And back to Neto.

7452
04:57:38,720 --> 04:57:39,400
I beg your pardon.

7453
04:57:39,560 --> 04:57:40,600
It isn't Alison Becker.

7454
04:57:41,100 --> 04:57:41,680
In the gold.

7455
04:57:41,760 --> 04:57:43,840
But he made a couple of Becker-esque saves.

7456
04:57:43,840 --> 04:57:44,400
Back then.

7457
04:57:44,900 --> 04:57:46,420
Which were licensed to thrill.

7458
04:57:46,940 --> 04:57:47,920
As Brazil.

7459
04:57:48,040 --> 04:57:48,940
The boys from Brazil.

7460
04:57:49,120 --> 04:57:54,540
Dance their samba jig around our side of the grass.

7461
04:57:54,880 --> 04:57:57,660
And it looks like a real grassy knoll situation.

7462
04:57:58,120 --> 04:57:59,840
We don't know where the shot is going to come from.

7463
04:57:59,880 --> 04:58:02,720
But you know there's some menace lurking every time they get the balloon.

7464
04:58:03,200 --> 04:58:04,180
But Ireland are attacking.

7465
04:58:04,460 --> 04:58:06,460
They've got faith in their own ability.

7466
04:58:06,800 --> 04:58:07,200
McGoldrick.

7467
04:58:07,520 --> 04:58:08,980
He's got Shane Long to his right.

7468
04:58:09,360 --> 04:58:10,720
He gives a little bit of ball to him.

7469
04:58:10,920 --> 04:58:12,080
He gives a little bit of ball back.

7470
04:58:12,760 --> 04:58:13,200
McGoldrick.

7471
04:58:13,960 --> 04:58:17,340
I just couldn't get any more on it.

7472
04:58:17,580 --> 04:58:20,900
And the Brazilian defenders are doing so well here.

7473
04:58:21,540 --> 04:58:23,600
And just as I say that Lucas Paquette.

7474
04:58:23,600 --> 04:58:25,380
Who hasn't had much of an impact.

7475
04:58:25,660 --> 04:58:26,780
Goes off for Fred.

7476
04:58:26,900 --> 04:58:29,140
Who's really stepped up his game there.

7477
04:58:29,220 --> 04:58:30,860
The last bit of the season.

7478
04:58:30,860 --> 04:58:32,960
Before the COVID blues struck us.

7479
04:58:34,060 --> 04:58:34,720
That's right.

7480
04:58:35,280 --> 04:58:36,000
Sorry there.

7481
04:58:36,140 --> 04:58:36,340
Sorry.

7482
04:58:38,340 --> 04:58:41,340
You sound like you've got COVID there yourself Tommy.

7483
04:58:43,020 --> 04:58:43,500
Sorry.

7484
04:58:43,640 --> 04:58:44,820
I was choking on a bit of porridge.

7485
04:58:45,620 --> 04:58:47,180
Yeah well I had my porridge.

7486
04:58:47,280 --> 04:58:50,380
At least I had the decency to eat my porridge in between the match Tom.

7487
04:58:51,300 --> 04:58:51,600
Lucas.

7488
04:58:51,600 --> 04:58:53,680
We need to get the lads behind the ball.

7489
04:58:53,740 --> 04:58:54,440
Put them under pressure.

7490
04:58:55,880 --> 04:58:58,240
Empty platitudes from Tommy Schlug there.

7491
04:58:58,340 --> 04:58:59,460
Who shouldn't have been eating porridge.

7492
04:58:59,840 --> 04:59:00,240
McGoldrick.

7493
04:59:03,280 --> 04:59:04,300
We've gone all in.

7494
04:59:04,300 --> 04:59:06,160
We've gone all in.

7495
04:59:06,780 --> 04:59:08,420
And we're not getting anything back.

7496
04:59:09,420 --> 04:59:09,980
McGoldrick.

7497
04:59:10,980 --> 04:59:12,420
Lovely bit of play with Hurrahan.

7498
04:59:13,160 --> 04:59:13,680
McGoldrick.

7499
04:59:14,040 --> 04:59:16,120
Just slides the ball wide.

7500
04:59:16,720 --> 04:59:18,620
And if Ireland are going to score it.

7501
04:59:18,760 --> 04:59:20,080
They've got to do it soon.

7502
04:59:20,080 --> 04:59:21,560
Because there's only two minutes left.

7503
04:59:21,940 --> 04:59:22,360
Of play.

7504
04:59:24,820 --> 04:59:27,340
It's time for a last minute ditch attempt.

7505
04:59:28,440 --> 04:59:30,780
Trying to rustle the Brazilian feathers.

7506
04:59:31,760 --> 04:59:32,420
But as you know.

7507
04:59:32,620 --> 04:59:33,360
The Brazilians.

7508
04:59:33,560 --> 04:59:34,780
They're a robust bird.

7509
04:59:35,780 --> 04:59:36,540
Brightly colored.

7510
04:59:37,240 --> 04:59:37,900
And they know.

7511
04:59:38,220 --> 04:59:39,600
How to fly.

7512
04:59:39,840 --> 04:59:40,700
In the face.

7513
04:59:40,940 --> 04:59:41,680
Of adversity.

7514
04:59:42,620 --> 04:59:42,800
Sure.

7515
04:59:42,880 --> 04:59:44,040
They thrive off it.

7516
04:59:44,200 --> 04:59:45,180
Attack is their defense.

7517
04:59:45,940 --> 04:59:46,680
Isn't that right Tommy?

7518
04:59:47,480 --> 04:59:49,720
I fully concur with the sentiment.

7519
04:59:49,720 --> 04:59:50,380
That attack.

7520
04:59:50,920 --> 04:59:51,860
Is their defense.

7521
04:59:53,000 --> 04:59:53,440
Thanks.

7522
04:59:53,680 --> 04:59:54,540
Thanks very much Tommy.

7523
04:59:54,940 --> 04:59:55,900
And we brought on.

7524
04:59:56,740 --> 04:59:57,260
Collins.

7525
04:59:58,680 --> 04:59:59,380
James Collins.

7526
04:59:59,380 --> 04:59:59,460
James Collins.

7527
04:59:59,960 --> 05:00:00,800
Can he do it?

7528
05:00:00,900 --> 05:00:02,060
Has he got what it takes?

7529
05:00:03,900 --> 05:00:04,940
To send Ireland.

7530
05:00:04,940 --> 05:00:04,960
To send Ireland.

7531
05:00:06,340 --> 05:00:08,040
Into extra time with these boys.

7532
05:00:08,840 --> 05:00:09,620
In the World Cup final.

7533
05:00:10,560 --> 05:00:11,160
Come on lads.

7534
05:00:11,780 --> 05:00:12,280
Come on lads.

7535
05:00:12,320 --> 05:00:13,120
Get it together lads.

7536
05:00:13,920 --> 05:00:14,320
Brazil.

7537
05:00:15,160 --> 05:00:16,080
Spillage is picked up.

7538
05:00:16,140 --> 05:00:16,600
Shane Long.

7539
05:00:16,920 --> 05:00:18,800
Last chance saloon here for Ireland.

7540
05:00:19,160 --> 05:00:19,540
McLean.

7541
05:00:19,740 --> 05:00:20,360
He's got the ball.

7542
05:00:20,420 --> 05:00:21,440
He needs to give it to someone though.

7543
05:00:21,500 --> 05:00:22,580
He's giving it to McGoldrick.

7544
05:00:22,780 --> 05:00:23,260
McGoldrick.

7545
05:00:23,880 --> 05:00:24,300
Through ball.

7546
05:00:24,640 --> 05:00:24,880
Two.

7547
05:00:25,260 --> 05:00:25,700
Hurrahan.

7548
05:00:25,920 --> 05:00:26,360
Hurrahan.

7549
05:00:26,640 --> 05:00:27,980
Can he find Long on the edge of the area?

7550
05:00:28,040 --> 05:00:28,360
He can.

7551
05:00:28,560 --> 05:00:29,640
What about through ball to McGoldrick?

7552
05:00:30,040 --> 05:00:30,700
Has he got it?

7553
05:00:31,380 --> 05:00:32,840
He's going to be ruled offside.

7554
05:00:34,040 --> 05:00:39,180
And it just hasn't gone the way Ireland wanted it to go tonight.

7555
05:00:39,760 --> 05:00:40,560
At all.

7556
05:00:40,980 --> 05:00:41,900
It really hasn't.

7557
05:00:41,960 --> 05:00:47,020
And it's such a shame after such a barnstorming performance throughout this tournament.

7558
05:00:47,200 --> 05:00:47,820
But look lads.

7559
05:00:47,860 --> 05:00:50,480
You've performed beyond the skin of your means.

7560
05:00:50,920 --> 05:00:51,940
And we're all proud of you.

7561
05:00:52,240 --> 05:00:53,900
And we know that you'll get there eventually.

7562
05:00:54,660 --> 05:00:55,860
Don't give up hope.

7563
05:00:56,200 --> 05:00:59,080
There's still a second left of normal time.

7564
05:00:59,160 --> 05:01:00,180
We're into injury time.

7565
05:01:00,420 --> 05:01:01,720
We're into injury injury time.

7566
05:01:03,200 --> 05:01:04,480
There's no time left.

7567
05:01:04,960 --> 05:01:05,980
The referee hasn't blown.

7568
05:01:06,460 --> 05:01:06,940
McGoldrick.

7569
05:01:07,520 --> 05:01:08,180
Finds Long.

7570
05:01:08,920 --> 05:01:09,260
Foul.

7571
05:01:09,940 --> 05:01:10,360
Long.

7572
05:01:11,000 --> 05:01:11,580
McGoldrick.

7573
05:01:12,280 --> 05:01:12,800
Through ball.

7574
05:01:13,160 --> 05:01:13,660
McLean.

7575
05:01:14,240 --> 05:01:14,920
McLean.

7576
05:01:16,040 --> 05:01:16,760
Squares it back.

7577
05:01:18,100 --> 05:01:18,400
Oh.

7578
05:01:19,320 --> 05:01:20,480
Too much on it.

7579
05:01:23,920 --> 05:01:25,760
And commiserations.

7580
05:01:26,480 --> 05:01:27,680
For a nation.

7581
05:01:28,280 --> 05:01:32,140
The hopes and dreams.

7582
05:01:33,460 --> 05:01:37,540
Of so many, many boys in green out there watching today.

7583
05:01:38,380 --> 05:01:39,400
Boys and girls.

7584
05:01:40,840 --> 05:01:41,280
Men.

7585
05:01:42,400 --> 05:01:42,880
Beasts.

7586
05:01:43,460 --> 05:01:44,080
The stars.

7587
05:01:45,680 --> 05:01:46,260
The angels.

7588
05:01:47,120 --> 05:01:48,360
All the angels and saints.

7589
05:01:49,960 --> 05:01:50,980
Dominic West.

7590
05:01:52,200 --> 05:01:53,080
Stringer bell.

7591
05:01:53,080 --> 05:01:53,120
Stringer bell.

7592
05:01:55,320 --> 05:01:55,800
Oh.

7593
05:01:56,900 --> 05:01:57,380
Tommy.

7594
05:01:59,840 --> 05:02:01,140
I'm last words, Tom.

7595
05:02:03,300 --> 05:02:04,480
I don't know what to say.

7596
05:02:06,780 --> 05:02:07,860
Really don't know what to say.

7597
05:02:08,220 --> 05:02:08,380
It's...

7598
05:02:08,380 --> 05:02:09,140
It's...

7599
05:02:09,140 --> 05:02:10,380
Look, it's been a real...

7600
05:02:11,380 --> 05:02:12,380
Real...

7601
05:02:12,380 --> 05:02:13,660
Amazing journey.

7602
05:02:15,380 --> 05:02:15,780
Moist.

7603
05:02:15,860 --> 05:02:16,920
Thank you very much, Moist.

7604
05:02:17,820 --> 05:02:18,780
Thank you very much.

7605
05:02:22,580 --> 05:02:23,320
But look.

7606
05:02:26,440 --> 05:02:27,500
We're gonna keep going.

7607
05:02:27,720 --> 05:02:28,700
We pick ourselves up.

7608
05:02:29,420 --> 05:02:30,380
And we get back.

7609
05:02:30,620 --> 05:02:31,720
An amazing performance.

7610
05:02:31,820 --> 05:02:33,460
The boys have trained hard all year round.

7611
05:02:34,260 --> 05:02:36,520
For their respective clubs as well as their country.

7612
05:02:37,220 --> 05:02:38,420
Richard and his Viper shirt.

7613
05:02:38,500 --> 05:02:39,260
Thank you very much.

7614
05:02:40,400 --> 05:02:42,780
Thank you very much for that, Richard and his Viper shirt.

7615
05:02:44,080 --> 05:02:45,080
Yeah, I...

7616
05:02:45,080 --> 05:02:45,800
They trained hard.

7617
05:02:46,020 --> 05:02:46,840
They worked hard.

7618
05:02:47,540 --> 05:02:50,460
They went above and beyond all expectations.

7619
05:02:51,300 --> 05:02:53,800
From the moment we got going.

7620
05:02:54,180 --> 05:02:56,280
To the moment we wrapped up the shop here.

7621
05:02:56,840 --> 05:02:57,920
At the World Cup Final.

7622
05:02:58,680 --> 05:03:00,620
Thank you very much, Antonio Prolla.

7623
05:03:00,760 --> 05:03:01,740
Thank you very much for your tip.

7624
05:03:03,940 --> 05:03:06,540
They have given nothing but joy to the...

7625
05:03:06,540 --> 05:03:11,220
To the legions of fans everywhere that they have all around the world.

7626
05:03:11,340 --> 05:03:14,840
We've seen the images and the newsreel there earlier on.

7627
05:03:15,660 --> 05:03:17,400
Thank you very much, Wet Arse.

7628
05:03:18,700 --> 05:03:19,500
For your tip.

7629
05:03:19,760 --> 05:03:22,000
We've seen the images on the newsreel earlier on.

7630
05:03:22,380 --> 05:03:23,620
Of everyone going green.

7631
05:03:23,740 --> 05:03:25,200
For the boys in green around the world.

7632
05:03:25,820 --> 05:03:27,640
Happens all the time.

7633
05:03:28,760 --> 05:03:30,760
And our fans are a credit to us.

7634
05:03:31,140 --> 05:03:31,900
They go over there.

7635
05:03:32,080 --> 05:03:33,360
We never cause any trouble.

7636
05:03:33,360 --> 05:03:33,960
We have...

7637
05:03:33,960 --> 05:03:35,240
We have good, solid crack.

7638
05:03:35,760 --> 05:03:37,400
And that's the best you can ask for.

7639
05:03:38,040 --> 05:03:38,340
Do you know?

7640
05:03:38,680 --> 05:03:39,100
It is.

7641
05:03:39,340 --> 05:03:39,740
It...

7642
05:03:39,740 --> 05:03:40,740
That...

7643
05:03:40,740 --> 05:03:43,920
Both the fans and the team have done us proud out there.

7644
05:03:45,300 --> 05:03:46,640
And thank you very much.

7645
05:03:46,760 --> 05:03:47,780
Bring back Crunch.

7646
05:03:48,220 --> 05:03:49,960
And Boss Angel for your tips there.

7647
05:03:51,540 --> 05:03:52,860
That's very, very kind of you.

7648
05:03:55,080 --> 05:03:55,800
Boss Angel.

7649
05:03:57,560 --> 05:03:58,140
Thank you.

7650
05:04:01,700 --> 05:04:02,780
Yeah, it's...

7651
05:04:02,780 --> 05:04:10,060
It's hard to walk away from this one without feeling a little bit of a sting in the teal, Tom.

7652
05:04:12,000 --> 05:04:12,900
Did you get me?

7653
05:04:14,040 --> 05:04:14,480
Yep.

7654
05:04:14,700 --> 05:04:17,780
Look, you know, you have to take the wet with the smooth.

7655
05:04:18,040 --> 05:04:19,780
Wet house, thank you very much, wet house.

7656
05:04:20,300 --> 05:04:21,600
You have to take the rough with the smooth.

7657
05:04:23,400 --> 05:04:25,140
And I know these guys.

7658
05:04:25,520 --> 05:04:26,540
I know these lads.

7659
05:04:27,380 --> 05:04:31,720
We're hanging out with them there in the camp the last few weeks.

7660
05:04:31,820 --> 05:04:32,580
They've worked hard.

7661
05:04:33,100 --> 05:04:34,620
They love having a good laugh as well.

7662
05:04:35,320 --> 05:04:37,080
They know it's not going to be the end of the world.

7663
05:04:37,720 --> 05:04:41,020
But they're going to want to go again in four years' time.

7664
05:04:41,460 --> 05:04:43,100
And we want to be there again for them.

7665
05:04:43,460 --> 05:04:47,840
Because a lot of these lads, remember, young fellas have only just started coming through the ranks.

7666
05:04:48,960 --> 05:04:50,100
Just a bad dream.

7667
05:04:50,220 --> 05:04:52,580
Thank you very much, just a bad dream, for the tip there.

7668
05:04:53,840 --> 05:04:57,100
It certainly feels like a bad dream at the moment.

7669
05:04:58,340 --> 05:05:01,320
But look, we get back up on the horse and we go again.

7670
05:05:01,520 --> 05:05:03,560
At another time when we're ready again.

7671
05:05:03,680 --> 05:05:05,860
You know, the new season is around the corner.

7672
05:05:06,400 --> 05:05:08,360
COVID will be gone at some stage.

7673
05:05:09,800 --> 05:05:10,440
Barry Badger.

7674
05:05:10,540 --> 05:05:12,000
Thank you very much, Barry Badger.

7675
05:05:12,740 --> 05:05:14,100
COVID will be gone soon.

7676
05:05:14,960 --> 05:05:15,560
Do you know that?

7677
05:05:16,360 --> 05:05:18,000
Things are looking bright.

7678
05:05:18,060 --> 05:05:18,980
The future is bright.

7679
05:05:18,980 --> 05:05:20,820
Because it's always dark.

7680
05:05:20,940 --> 05:05:24,440
It's always darkest before dawn, man.

7681
05:05:25,880 --> 05:05:26,760
That's right, Francis.

7682
05:05:27,040 --> 05:05:28,840
It is always darkest before dawn.

7683
05:05:30,300 --> 05:05:30,740
Gulag.

7684
05:05:31,660 --> 05:05:32,500
One pubs, Neil.

7685
05:05:32,560 --> 05:05:33,140
Thank you very much.

7686
05:05:34,720 --> 05:05:37,340
Amazing performance from the commentary team, says Gulag.

7687
05:05:38,300 --> 05:05:39,960
If only the boys in green could have emulated.

7688
05:05:40,340 --> 05:05:40,980
Stop, man.

7689
05:05:41,040 --> 05:05:42,180
You've been too kind.

7690
05:05:42,980 --> 05:05:44,160
You really are being too kind.

7691
05:05:44,280 --> 05:05:45,020
Look at...

7692
05:05:45,020 --> 05:05:52,100
I want to say that the people who have really shone have been the lads on the pitch.

7693
05:05:52,600 --> 05:05:54,520
And a lot of these lads, I was saying, are young.

7694
05:05:54,840 --> 05:05:55,960
They're coming through the ranks.

7695
05:05:57,100 --> 05:06:00,640
You only have to look at the talent and look at them now and go, what's the story?

7696
05:06:00,780 --> 05:06:02,100
What's it going to be like in five years' time?

7697
05:06:02,700 --> 05:06:05,000
What's it going to be like in two years' time?

7698
05:06:05,620 --> 05:06:08,380
Some of these boys, like, you know, they're training hard out there.

7699
05:06:08,680 --> 05:06:09,660
Wet and windy nights.

7700
05:06:10,980 --> 05:06:11,800
It's not easy.

7701
05:06:12,000 --> 05:06:13,700
They're out there doing the business.

7702
05:06:13,940 --> 05:06:14,600
Day in, day out.

7703
05:06:14,660 --> 05:06:15,340
You don't see it.

7704
05:06:15,400 --> 05:06:16,520
You might see the Instagram.

7705
05:06:16,820 --> 05:06:17,780
You might see the schnapp.

7706
05:06:18,440 --> 05:06:19,080
The tweets.

7707
05:06:20,020 --> 05:06:23,880
The, you know, the papers and the magazines and all that kind of stuff.

7708
05:06:25,500 --> 05:06:26,720
But they're out there working.

7709
05:06:26,720 --> 05:06:29,840
And God bless them.

7710
05:06:30,020 --> 05:06:30,660
Every one of them.

7711
05:06:30,720 --> 05:06:31,520
They've done a great job.

7712
05:06:31,560 --> 05:06:32,280
And they've done us proud.

7713
05:06:32,520 --> 05:06:34,920
And we've had an absolutely amazing journey.

7714
05:06:36,600 --> 05:06:37,900
Your mum's got worms.

7715
05:06:38,140 --> 05:06:39,320
Thank you very much for your tip.

7716
05:06:39,620 --> 05:06:40,820
We're going to get off now.

7717
05:06:41,660 --> 05:06:43,760
And Farfurda, thank you very much.

7718
05:06:44,300 --> 05:06:45,700
Nothing but respect for the boys.

7719
05:06:45,700 --> 05:06:46,840
It was a big tilt.

7720
05:06:47,200 --> 05:06:48,020
Big expectations.

7721
05:06:48,260 --> 05:06:49,080
And they handled it well.

7722
05:06:49,380 --> 05:06:52,600
They represented their country full of heart and left nothing on the table.

7723
05:06:53,420 --> 05:06:55,440
Any news on Hobbscoin MarketPrice?

7724
05:06:55,860 --> 05:06:57,600
I'm sitting on a pile right now.

7725
05:06:58,920 --> 05:07:02,820
I can't discuss money or Hobbscoin.

7726
05:07:03,180 --> 05:07:04,540
Because Eddie Hobbs has not.

7727
05:07:04,860 --> 05:07:06,960
Thank you very much for your tip there, England B-Team.

7728
05:07:07,460 --> 05:07:09,720
Thank you very much Farfurda as well.

7729
05:07:09,820 --> 05:07:11,100
I can't discuss Hobbscoin.

7730
05:07:11,260 --> 05:07:15,080
Eddie Hobbs hasn't given the green light on it.

7731
05:07:15,300 --> 05:07:17,880
It's going to be relaunching soon enough, though, in Dublin.

7732
05:07:17,980 --> 05:07:19,380
You need to get on to Connor Williams.

7733
05:07:20,380 --> 05:07:23,680
Connor Williams is the anchor of the show.

7734
05:07:23,920 --> 05:07:26,660
He'll be coming back on right after these messages.

7735
05:07:26,900 --> 05:07:32,180
But listen from us, Francis Higgins and Tommy Schlug.

7736
05:07:33,140 --> 05:07:33,860
Good night.

7737
05:07:34,080 --> 05:07:35,420
Thank you very much for tuning in.

7738
05:07:36,720 --> 05:07:38,100
We'll go again in the good times.

7739
05:07:38,920 --> 05:07:40,260
We'll go again in the good times.

7740
05:07:41,440 --> 05:07:41,580
Yeah.

7741
05:07:41,760 --> 05:07:44,100
And before we get off, is there anything you'd like to say, Tommy?

7742
05:07:44,200 --> 05:07:44,660
Anything else?

7743
05:07:45,600 --> 05:07:46,220
No, that's it.

7744
05:07:46,260 --> 05:07:46,820
I've said enough.

7745
05:07:47,660 --> 05:07:49,740
Thank you very much to Fairplay, the tip master there.

7746
05:07:50,120 --> 05:07:50,360
Yep.

7747
05:07:50,420 --> 05:07:52,100
Thank you very much, Fairplay, for the tip there.

7748
05:07:52,760 --> 05:07:55,220
But anything else you'd just like to get in, Tom, before we sign off?

7749
05:07:56,040 --> 05:07:56,300
Nope.

7750
05:07:56,360 --> 05:07:56,560
Nothing.

7751
05:07:57,500 --> 05:07:58,220
Anything at all?

7752
05:07:59,300 --> 05:07:59,640
Nope.

7753
05:08:00,960 --> 05:08:02,500
Anything about Qatar?

7754
05:08:02,800 --> 05:08:03,600
The Qatari people?

7755
05:08:05,000 --> 05:08:05,680
Oh, yeah.

7756
05:08:05,940 --> 05:08:06,180
Aye.

7757
05:08:06,860 --> 05:08:08,140
The Qatari's are sound fellas.

7758
05:08:12,380 --> 05:08:13,300
Very good, Tommy.

7759
05:08:13,480 --> 05:08:16,580
And I'd like to just say thank you so much to everyone out there.

7760
05:08:16,660 --> 05:08:19,940
And big shout-out to UpTheMa and FairplayUTipped.

7761
05:08:20,020 --> 05:08:20,960
Thanks for your tips, guys.

7762
05:08:21,180 --> 05:08:21,820
We'll see you later.

7763
05:08:22,420 --> 05:08:23,060
It's been emotional.

7764
05:08:23,360 --> 05:08:23,860
We'll see you later.

7765
05:08:24,040 --> 05:08:24,680
Thanks for watching.

7766
05:08:24,860 --> 05:08:25,380
All the best.

7767
05:08:26,020 --> 05:08:27,100
And good night.

7768
05:08:27,760 --> 05:08:30,660
And thank you so much to Qatar and FIFA.

7769
05:08:30,840 --> 05:08:34,440
Cataran FIFA

7770
05:08:35,440 --> 05:08:39,240
What are the other ways?

7771
05:08:39,240 --> 05:08:41,940
What is the "Cataran FIFA"

7772
05:08:41,940 --> 05:08:45,940
Cataran FIFA

7773
05:08:45,940 --> 05:08:49,640
What are the games?

7774
05:08:49,640 --> 05:08:52,440
Cataran FIFA

7775
05:08:52,440 --> 05:08:53,640
Cataran FIFA

7776
05:08:53,640 --> 05:08:54,840
Cataran Fifantino

7777
05:08:54,840 --> 05:09:00,840
Quentin Farentifo

7778
05:09:00,840 --> 05:09:04,840
Quentin FIFA Black

7779
05:09:04,840 --> 05:09:10,840
Cataran FIFA

7780
05:09:10,840 --> 05:09:12,840
Cataran FIFA

7781
05:09:12,840 --> 05:09:14,840
Cataran FIFA

7782
05:09:14,840 --> 05:09:16,840
Joseph Gabriel Cochlan in the chat before I go

7783
05:09:16,840 --> 05:09:19,840
Just to dispel any mythage that this is pre-recorded

7784
05:09:19,840 --> 05:09:21,840
Do you reckon he recorded this?

7785
05:09:21,840 --> 05:09:22,840
I didn't

7786
05:09:22,840 --> 05:09:24,000
This is live Joseph

7787
05:09:24,000 --> 05:09:24,740
Thanks for watching

7788
05:09:24,740 --> 05:09:25,540
Kataran FIFA

7789
05:09:25,540 --> 05:09:26,560
Kataran FIFA

7790
05:09:26,560 --> 05:09:27,220
We'll see you again

7791
05:09:27,220 --> 05:09:28,240
Kataran FIFA

7792
05:09:28,240 --> 05:09:46,200
Kataran FIFA

7793
05:09:46,200 --> 05:09:49,060
Dr. Hugh saying he's a plant

7794
05:09:49,060 --> 05:09:49,800
He's not a plant

7795
05:09:49,800 --> 05:09:50,420
Dr. Hugh

7796
05:09:50,420 --> 05:09:51,740
And then now people start saying

7797
05:09:51,740 --> 05:09:52,580
Dr. Hugh's a plant

7798
05:09:52,580 --> 05:09:53,040
He's not

7799
05:09:53,040 --> 05:09:54,260
Kataran FIFA

7800
05:09:54,260 --> 05:09:55,200
Kataran FIFA

7801
05:09:55,200 --> 05:09:56,120
This isn't a dream

7802
05:09:56,120 --> 05:09:56,860
Kataran FIFA

7803
05:09:56,860 --> 05:09:58,240
Kataran FIFA

7804
05:09:58,240 --> 05:10:28,220
*music*

7805
05:10:28,220 --> 05:10:44,220
*music*

7806
05:10:44,220 --> 05:10:56,220
*music*