1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,000 *music* 2 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:40,000 *music* 3 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:57,000 *music* 4 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:16,000 *music* 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:32,000 *music* 6 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:54,000 *music* 7 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:06,000 *music* 8 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 *music* 9 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:26,000 *music* 10 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:42,000 *music* 11 00:02:42,000 --> 00:03:00,000 *music* 12 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:22,000 *music* 13 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:34,000 *music* 14 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 *music* 15 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:54,000 *music* 16 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 *music* 17 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:14,000 *music* 18 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 *music* 19 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:44,000 *music* 20 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,000 *music* 21 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 *music* 22 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 *music* 23 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 *music* 24 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 *music* 25 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 *music* 26 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:05,480 The scene is set here and the porridge is nice. 27 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,540 The football, it's about to take off. 28 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:09,280 No. 29 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,900 The scene is set and the porridge... 30 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,840 The scene is set and the porridge is sumptuous. 31 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,280 Good evening. 32 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,960 The scene is set, the porridge is sumptuous. 33 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,560 And the UEFA Euro 20... 34 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,280 No, it's not gonna... 35 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,800 The scene is set and the porridge is ready. 36 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,320 Group A is the group of death. 37 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:34,700 Maybe not. 38 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,460 Maybe a difference. 39 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,700 I'm not short. 40 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,220 Tommy, what do you think should be the opening when we go on air? 41 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,900 I'm thinking the scene is set and the porridge is ready. 42 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:49,420 What do you think? 43 00:05:49,420 --> 00:06:07,980 The scene is set and the parrage is ready. The football is about to main... no. 44 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:35,960 I don't even mention the parrage. I don't even mention it during the matches when they're being played. Don't be saying anything about the parrage at the beginning. Build up the match. Build up the match. The match is being built up and the parrage is going to come in at some stage. 45 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:49,620 But football takes center stage here at the group stages of the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship. That's a bit of a mouthful. I think. A bit of a mouthful. 46 00:06:51,560 --> 00:07:05,740 I say just go with it. I go with it. I go with it. Maybe hint or suggestion that parrage is going to be involved. Don't actually go arse over tit traitor. 47 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:09,620 Get the parrage in there. People are tuning in for the football. 48 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:10,620 I go with it. 49 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:19,320 Yeah. I get you. I get you. I get you. Okay. Maybe I'll just go with it. The scene is set. The parrage is lovely. 50 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,120 And tonight's football is going to be even more lovelier. 51 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,840 No, I wouldn't say that. No. 52 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,140 What would you say? 53 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:49,880 I think we've been live for the last five minutes, Tom. 54 00:07:49,880 --> 00:08:06,000 The scene is set and the parrage is lovely. 55 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,460 Tonight's football is going to be even lovelier. 56 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,500 Welcome to the football, everybody. 57 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:16,280 We're live and unappreciated from space. 58 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,200 I'm Francis Higgins. 59 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,020 But I've just changed my name to FIFA Higgins there over the last couple of days. 60 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:32,880 And it's going well for me as I settle into this newfound comfortable role as complete football anchor. 61 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:38,920 And co-commenter, tater, alongside my great uncle. 62 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,440 Well, you're not my great uncle, but you're a great uncle nonetheless. 63 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,820 Tommy, Tommy Schlug. How are you, Tommy? 64 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,780 Not too bad. Not too bad now, Francis. 65 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,340 Thank you very much there for having me. 66 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,940 And thank you to Kev O'Marth there for that donation. 67 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,860 Apologies. We didn't realize that we were on air. 68 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,340 Don't mention that, Tommy. Just roll with it as if it didn't happen. 69 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,240 That's the way I usually go with things. 70 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,580 Yeah, just put it to the back. 71 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:12,540 Yeah, crush it. Crush it and just carry on as normal. 72 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,920 Lookit, nothing happened. 73 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,600 And we're having a great time. 74 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,260 And we're going to have an even greater time when the football gets going. 75 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,840 When we're seeing lads on pitches kicking a big ball of leather around the grass. 76 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,240 Really makes your heart feel full. 77 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,420 Lookit, we've got a good group. 78 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:34,300 We threw the dice and we're in a good group. 79 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:41,460 Yeah, we've got the Swedes are probably going to be the hardest vegetables to dispatch out of this one. 80 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,020 And the Israelis as well. 81 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:44,460 The Israelites. 82 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:47,040 They give as good as they get, don't you, Tommy? 83 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,580 They do indeed. 84 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,380 The Israelites, they do give as good as they get. 85 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,920 Just ask the Palestinians. 86 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,980 Yeah, well, lookit, we won't go down any of that route. 87 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:01,700 I know that you're from the pub and that kind of chat is appreciated there. 88 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,840 Might have got a few laughs there, but this is broadcast and Tommy. 89 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:06,500 We want to get on to Sky. 90 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,760 We want the BBC to be knocking down the door. 91 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,640 We want RTE to be, you know, they can if they want. 92 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:17,600 But, I mean, we would like BBC and Sky to be breaking down the door, so to speak. 93 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,520 Look, the door is, it's open. 94 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,720 They don't even need to break it down. 95 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,660 They can just wander in if they want off the street. 96 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,900 As long as they maintain two metres distance away from us. 97 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,300 That is true as well. 98 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:36,260 And if the Israelis stay away from us for two metres, as well as the Swedes. 99 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:38,280 And the Azerbaijanis as well. 100 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,400 We dispatched them awful handily in the last game, didn't we? 101 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:49,640 It was a shame about the whole tournament and the way that we failed the last hurdle. 102 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:53,380 Thank you very much, Dixon and Sons Potage. 103 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:58,980 But look, we're going to take what happened there at the World Cup. 104 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:05,100 And we're going to absolutely send it, to use a term which is gaining popularity. 105 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:11,100 And really bring us to an almighty climax at the end of tonight. 106 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,580 When we lift, we hold aloft. 107 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,560 That European trophy. 108 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:20,100 Thank you very much there, Pooh Richardson Likes-Holts, for your tip. 109 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:25,140 And a lovely sentiment there about Pooh Richardson, who likes alts. 110 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,920 So let's move on here. 111 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,200 The group of death, obviously. 112 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,200 Group A, you've got a Spaniolas. 113 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,360 You've got the Germain Griers. 114 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,360 Thank you very much, Mama Duck, for your tip there. 115 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,300 I hope you're keeping well. 116 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,840 You've got the Germanians. 117 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,620 You've got the Italianismos. 118 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,140 And the Frenchies. 119 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,620 It's like the COVID group of death there. 120 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,340 They're the main COVID players. 121 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,840 So, I mean, I wouldn't want to go into that group. 122 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,080 Without being sanitized. 123 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,500 And absolutely clean as a whistle. 124 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,580 Marshmallow, thank you very much. 125 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,960 What do you think about group B, Tom? 126 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,500 Well, you've the Brits. 127 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:01,940 The Belgians. 128 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:02,960 The Dutch. 129 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,620 And the hungry boys. 130 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,860 All of them are going to be hungry for victory and blood. 131 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,060 On the battlefield. 132 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,200 Yeah, it's a pitch. 133 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,280 It's a football field, Tom. 134 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,600 You might have spent too long. 135 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:17,060 You might have been in the war zone there for a few too many days or something. 136 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,340 You've got caught up in that realm. 137 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:21,680 Indeed I have. 138 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,860 But look at group B, group C. 139 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:27,440 Then you have the Serbs, the Croats, the Norwegians, and the Andorans. 140 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:31,420 Thank you very much, Marshmallow, for your kind-hearted tip there. 141 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:35,340 Can you give a shout-out to my boyfriend, Stu, who turns 28 a day? 142 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:38,260 He's been going on all day about how old he is. 143 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,160 Does Tommy have any words of wisdom? 144 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,320 28 has no age. 145 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,320 28 has no age. 146 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:46,880 You know? 147 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,360 So, just get out there. 148 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,840 Actually, don't stay inside, man. 149 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:57,000 I'm sorry about this, but your birthday is going to have to remain indoors. 150 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:01,800 Where you're going to have to dwell upon the age thing. 151 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,400 Maybe that's the crack with the COVID. 152 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,860 It is the crack with the COVID. 153 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,660 It's actually keeping us all indoors beyond, you know, our means. 154 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:15,280 We need to be outside and enjoying social company, but at the same time, it's not allowed. 155 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:21,300 So, I mean, these are, as has been said and touted, unprecedented times, Tommy. 156 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,240 Would you agree with that? 157 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:23,840 I would. 158 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,720 It goes fast to say they are unprecedented times as well. 159 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,580 The same thing I said there, but with a different pronunciation. 160 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,600 Poland and Groot D are looking like they've got their work cut out of them with the Wales boys. 161 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,040 Yeah. 162 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:44,220 You never used to have said that about the Wales boys, but you've got to feel plays for Wales. 163 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:49,780 You have the young fella, the small bucking who plays for United, James. 164 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:50,420 He's doing well. 165 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:54,280 You have a few other players as well coming through the ranks. 166 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,300 I know that fella at Leeds United is injury prone, Roberts or something. 167 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,260 He's back in action last day when Leeds bet that team. 168 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:10,320 He's got a couple of great goals or Huddersfield or whatever, whoever. 169 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,980 So they've got something in them. 170 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,200 They've got something in them. 171 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:15,840 They do. 172 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,980 They've the dragon spirit. 173 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:22,260 They're like a bunch of dragons that were raised on daffodils and leagues. 174 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,240 And now maybe that's why they're spitting fire. 175 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,500 I wouldn't know. 176 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:31,800 I don't eat daffodils myself, but I am partial to a bit of leek and potato soup. 177 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,040 Very, very nice soup has to be said. 178 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:39,520 North Macedonian Turkey making up the numbers in Group D onto Group E. 179 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,020 Now you've got the Ukrainian bad boys. 180 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:48,760 Now they're going to have a bit of aggression wrestling on their hands when they make the Greeks down at the Thunderdome on Tuesday night. 181 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:52,060 Any tips on that outcome, Tom? 182 00:14:53,360 --> 00:15:03,380 It's going to be Greek yogurt, feta cheese for dinner, and a lovely loch of lamb for afters. 183 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,680 It's an interesting dessert, Tommy. 184 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,080 The Greeks are favorites in your eye. 185 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:16,120 You've also got Bosnia and Herzegovina and the Latvians too, the Baltic boys, doing a bit of Bolsonaro work in the Group E. 186 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,780 Bolsonaro, yeah. 187 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:36,500 They'll be bolstering their campaign with a bit of Bolsonaro mindset, which would blend kind of right-leaning undertones and indeed overtones as well with just that kind of Eastern European vibe and spirit, which we all know and love here in Ireland. 188 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:37,460 Yep. 189 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,800 Big, big fans of the Eastern Europe spirit over here. 190 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,860 And finally, last but not least, it is ourselves, is it? 191 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,080 Ireland in the group with Azerbaijan. 192 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,120 The boys from Baku. 193 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,620 They're back tonight to do a bit of damage. 194 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,580 We've been through this. 195 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,400 We've been through this already, Tom, but it's worth saying it again. 196 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,060 You've got the Israelites and the Swedes. 197 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,500 They're a sweet bunch. 198 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,160 But they'll leave you fucking standing. 199 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:07,480 They will leave you standing if you arrange to meet them. 200 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,080 Make sure you meet them on time because they'll leave you standing. 201 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:11,400 Yep. 202 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:12,900 That's the crack anyways. 203 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,460 Let's move on with this. 204 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,040 Welcome to the show, everybody. 205 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,100 The thunder ball is about to get underway. 206 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,000 We're very, very excited. 207 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,040 Incensed. 208 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,840 We've got a lot of spunk to be dishing out to the other teams. 209 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,040 And that's Gusto. 210 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,780 That's what that means. 211 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:38,720 You would be wanting to clarify that because it does have different meanings that weren't. 212 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,700 Yeah, just want to re-clarify that. 213 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,920 We're not going to be dishing out anything other than Gusto to other teams. 214 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:55,280 It would be wrong to dish out other kinds of spunk. 215 00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:03,060 *Music* 216 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:17,180 *Music* 217 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:29,180 *Music* 218 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:37,980 Lovely bit of Vertonghen there and we'll just remove the porridge cam for a moment as we go into our tactical set up here against the Azerbaijan Baku boys. 219 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:43,480 They're lining out in a 4-2-3-1 formation with Balaev in the net. 220 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:53,980 You've also got a back four fab four consisting of Sergio Raimov, Billy Goose, Billy Musht and Mitrovich Medvedev. 221 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:58,680 In the defensive midfield a backwards Christmas tree we've got going on in the midfield. 222 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:09,480 Starting at the bottom of the tree with Garaev or Garaev or something. 223 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,080 He's got a long name. We don't really know what his name is. 224 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:23,480 Central midfield comprised of Israev and Nazarov. Almeida on the right wing with a left footed king of the wing on the left there by Emorelli or something. 225 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:29,080 And a central forward striking force of nature in Shadu. 226 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,080 *Music* 227 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:39,080 Ireland. We're gonna change up the situation here because the last few games that World Cup really really really put the cat amongst the pigeons. 228 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,680 In terms of what we were about and what we were doing I thought. 229 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,680 *Music* 230 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:49,580 Thank you very much, Norwich Porridge Reduction for your kind-hearted and generous tip. 231 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:54,680 That's very kind of you. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. 232 00:18:54,680 --> 00:19:00,280 I mean no football has happened but I mean we aim to please in other areas. 233 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:07,280 With a kind of light-hearted chat and analyses of all teams and the sporting world. Isn't that right Tommy? 234 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:12,280 It is yeah and another little tip that's just come in there from Jackie Charlton. 235 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:17,880 Thank you very much Jackie. Put him under pressure you see. We'll do nothing less. We'll do nothing less. 236 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:27,880 So what we'll do is we'll move, we'll change the setup here as we said we were gonna do a minute ago. Clear settings. Thank you very much Adam Rushder, the Rushed Buster. 237 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:36,880 Try to leave that. Support tactics. Team sheet, edit position, no wait. Preset. Okay. Change formation. Here we go. 238 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:48,480 Look, we're gonna have to be doing this fucking carry on throughout the rest of the match. We might as well just do it manually and move Whelan up there and swap him for Lang. 239 00:19:50,080 --> 00:20:03,480 I think Lang and Whelan, sorry Lang and McGoldrick were a match made in heaven yesterday. Some of the interplay, some of the textbook mind games that they were playing against the opposition. 240 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:09,480 Really, really threw them, knocked them for six to use a cricket in turn. 241 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,080 Wesley Pipes, thank you very much Wesley Pipes and Dara King. 242 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,080 Who just tipped as well before the Pipe Master. 243 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,280 Shout out to the ever-vescent Roisin O'Connor. 244 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,080 Courtesy of Dara King there. 245 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:30,680 No doubt Roisin is letting Dara watch this on the TV instead of some other stuff that she probably would rather be watching. 246 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:38,680 It might be sexist to assume that Roisin would probably rather be watching that blind date show that's on Netflix at the moment. 247 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,280 Don't know if you've seen that Tommy. 248 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,080 I am. 249 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,080 I've heard about it. 250 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,280 I've heard it's... 251 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280 It's not the best. 252 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:46,880 I watched... 253 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,880 I managed to watch five minutes of it. 254 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,880 I had to leave... 255 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Leave the room and the house and go for a walk and then come back and then turn it off. 256 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,080 Because it really was... 257 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,080 It really was something else. 258 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,480 And I have... 259 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,080 I have a high tolerance. 260 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:03,880 Oh. 261 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:04,880 The police. 262 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,480 It... 263 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,280 The guard... 264 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,680 The guards are coming. 265 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,480 Thank you very much as well for Wesley Pipes' donation and Des Lynham's ghost. 266 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,480 God rest. 267 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,480 Des Lynham. 268 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,480 I didn't even know he died but I mean... 269 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480 Tell you something. 270 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,880 The way things are going these days. 271 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,480 They're all dropping like flies. 272 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,680 I wouldn't be surprised if Lynham's gone. 273 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,280 And what an amazing talent he was at the mic. 274 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,880 And as a news anchor, wouldn't you say, Tom? 275 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,280 Lynham. 276 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:33,680 He... 277 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,880 He was a silky man. 278 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480 Very silky man. 279 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,380 And he was... 280 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:38,780 You know... 281 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,080 I don't think he played the game. 282 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:40,880 But it didn't matter. 283 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,080 He just had the... 284 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,480 He had what it took to be able to talk the game. 285 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:52,880 And smoothly transition between other pundits and geishits and matches and all that stuff. 286 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,880 Like, you know, he was some man for one man was Lynham. 287 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,080 Indeed he was. 288 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,280 And thank you very much, Des Lynham's ghost. 289 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,480 You guys are doing a marvelous job, you see. 290 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,680 George Best wanted to tell Tommy he could drink him under the table. 291 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,680 Ha ha. 292 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,880 He was some man for the pints, was Georgie? 293 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,480 He was some man for the mates, was Georgie? 294 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,080 He was some man for the pints, was Georgie? 295 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,280 Indeed he was. 296 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280 The match is here. 297 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,480 The scene is set. 298 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:30,280 It's the Republic of Ireland versus Azerbaijan in what is to be a scintillating opening group round game of the European Championships 2020. 299 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Porridge is on the table. 300 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,480 Stand for the anthem, lads. 301 00:22:34,480 --> 00:23:04,460 Thank you. 302 00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:34,440 Thank you. 303 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,720 You've got Darren of Nazarov and it's too fast. 304 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,060 I'm afraid we don't know who else is going to be playing. 305 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:41,820 But does it matter? 306 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,200 It doesn't really matter, does it? 307 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,060 We're going to win anyway. 308 00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,020 Dara King, thank you very much. 309 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:52,020 Just tip back there to see to update us with what Roshin O'Connor is watching. 310 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:53,980 Dara King, thanks for your tip. 311 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,980 You say she's watching when cousins marry. 312 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,920 Francis, your stream is marginally more interesting. 313 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:02,880 That's great stuff. 314 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,640 Great stuff to hear. 315 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,100 We'll remove the porridge from the screen there and let's get this match underway. 316 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:10,580 It's going to be an absolute ball buster of a game. 317 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,320 Ireland, Azerbaijan, their European Cup. 318 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:13,820 Let's go. 319 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,860 Let's do this. 320 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:15,700 Ireland. 321 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,960 Comfortably pass the ball back to Duffy. 322 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,440 Finds Coleman on the right. 323 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:28,000 Himself and Brady are going to be locking horns to bring us a lovely bit of dynamic duo play, I would imagine, Tom. 324 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,220 Yep. 325 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,020 Two boys on the wing yesterday did as proud. 326 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:32,940 The passing. 327 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:34,740 The link-up play. 328 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:40,900 It's almost as if they're playing for the same side and they've been training together. 329 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:44,300 Well, I'm just going to shock you here, Tommy. 330 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,900 That is exactly what's been happening. 331 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:52,640 The Azerbaijanis now not taking any guff and have decided to go with a long ball shocker, which isn't a shocker. 332 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,520 As McLean dispossesses his man. 333 00:24:54,880 --> 00:25:01,120 The fumble rolls to another guy who's got a kind of semi-bald head, a bit like Lombardo or Lombardi. 334 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,340 Big shout-out to the Lombardo region of Italy as well on lockdown. 335 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,740 Hope you guys are doing okay. 336 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,320 And look at... 337 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,740 It's going to get better. 338 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:19,040 But I tell you, if you meet us in the next round, if we meet you in the next round, we're not going to hold back. 339 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,500 Indeed, that is the case, Francis. 340 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:28,440 We're actually going to crush the Italians in a big, massive way. 341 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,240 That's the chat, but we want to hear, Tommy. 342 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:38,500 Nothing defeatist as Keough leads the ball out smoothly to end a Stephens. 343 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,200 Stephens. 344 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,780 He's got McLean on the wing. 345 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:42,380 What can McLean do now? 346 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,840 Is he going to take his man on? 347 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,780 He's going to try something. 348 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:49,120 A little bit of jiggery-pokery, but your man has fluffed up his lines and McLean has still got the ball. 349 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,460 He's got the ball in and it's just gone out for a throw off of Lombardo's head. 350 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,120 Or a corner kick, I beg your pardon. 351 00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:00,040 Brady, going to try something from the training ground, I'd imagine, here. 352 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,700 I've been watching them most of the week. 353 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,080 They're going for the six-yard box. 354 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,840 Brady laughs the balloon in. 355 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,900 Goes closer to the eight-yard or 20-yard box. 356 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,260 And it's Connor Hurrahan. 357 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,840 The Hurricane Hurrahan heads away from quite a distance. 358 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,680 The keeper doesn't really look troubled from that at all. 359 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,760 So far, not so bad from Ireland. 360 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,520 They'd want to probably up their game. 361 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:28,860 Try and get a shot. 362 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:33,120 Not only on target, but the sufficient amount of power to scare the keeper as well. 363 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,240 A bit of keeper scaring would be nice. 364 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:35,600 All right. 365 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,720 McGoldrick had a lovely little takedown. 366 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,460 He squares it back to Hendricks or Glenn Whelan, 367 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:46,140 who's dispossessed by McGaev on the end of the Azerbaijan danger box. 368 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,620 It's Hendricks now. 369 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,300 Lays the ball back to Coleman. 370 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:49,860 Coleman. 371 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,080 He's got Brady on the wing. 372 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,720 Brady laughs the balloon into the center. 373 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:54,320 McGoldrick. 374 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:55,340 Too high for him. 375 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,240 The crowd shout for a penalty, but it's not going to be given. 376 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,740 There was a bit of rough and tumble in the box. 377 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:04,720 And the Azerbaijanis now are playing dangerous games. 378 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,940 A game of danger ball is being played on the edge of their danger area. 379 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,520 What can they do? 380 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,200 They're really taking the piss there. 381 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:17,600 They haven't got sustainability to sustain the ball down that area. 382 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,200 They need to just hammer it away. 383 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,780 Stevens. 384 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:22,080 Stevens. 385 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,580 Back out beyond there to Coleman. 386 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:26,580 Coleman. 387 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,900 Finds Brady on the wing. 388 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,760 Again, Brady is going to get across in. 389 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,140 McGoldrick's looking dangerous. 390 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,360 And McGoldrick goes to the header. 391 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,440 Just glances past the left side of the post. 392 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,240 And do you know what? 393 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,340 VAR says that it would have been disallowed anyway. 394 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,900 Would have been a blank ball. 395 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,560 Seen a lot of blank balls these days. 396 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,740 But you wouldn't have seen back in the days of the pre-VAR. 397 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,800 What do you think about the VAR, Tommy? 398 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:55,820 Are you a fan of VAR? 399 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,520 Are you not into it? 400 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:04,220 Well, I like the fact, you know, some of these goals that are going in, shouldn't be going in, are being called out. 401 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:07,580 But teeth and problems are happening now. 402 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,120 Like, you know. 403 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,640 It's still the first season. 404 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,120 So we need to see how it goes. 405 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,700 Like, you know. 406 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,500 We need to see how it goes. 407 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:14,980 It's never going to be perfect. 408 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,420 It's never going to be perfect. 409 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,380 As Azerbaijan send the ball in. 410 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,880 Nearly perfect. 411 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:21,400 But didn't reach his man. 412 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,380 It's Jimi Hendrix now. 413 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,980 Passes the ball forward to McGoldrick. 414 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,400 McGoldrick looking for support. 415 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,160 He's got no one. 416 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,600 Stevens on his wing. 417 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,060 A little bit of one-two. 418 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,980 McGoldrick on a run. 419 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,000 Stevens sees that. 420 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,640 And threads the ball through the eye of the needle. 421 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,560 McGoldrick. 422 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,640 Can he send the ball in here? 423 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,460 Whelan's in the middle. 424 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:38,360 Whelan's in the mix. 425 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,800 It's dispossessed. 426 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:44,380 The Azerbaijan bad boys have slotted that balloon right back to the center of the pitch. 427 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,340 Where it's collected by Hendrix now. 428 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,760 Hendrix looking menacing. 429 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,600 Rolls the ball out to Brady. 430 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,200 He's got McLean or Whelan in the middle of the area. 431 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,540 Tried to thread something through to him. 432 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,760 But it just wasn't happening. 433 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,840 Azerbaijan soaking up the pressure. 434 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:04,320 And seemingly looking like they're all about the long ball. 435 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:11,480 And their guys cannot maintain composure enough to be able to maintain control of the balloon. 436 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,280 Lombardo forwards it to Shidiev. 437 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,820 Shidiev dispossessed by Duffy. 438 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,520 Duffy manages to get the ball out to Whelan now. 439 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,680 Whelan, what can he do here? 440 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,600 He's slotted it to Brady to his right. 441 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,760 This looks promising for Ireland. 442 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,920 Attack building up here. 443 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:25,900 Over to Whelan. 444 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,300 Whelan to McGoldrick. 445 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,980 McGoldrick sees Whelan through ball. 446 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,460 No, doesn't get through. 447 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,220 And it's dispossessed again. 448 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,820 A lovely little bit of play there from the Irish squad. 449 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:38,380 Counter-attacking football which we know they're capable of. 450 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:42,240 And we've seen quite a lot of that as well in the last few matches at the World Cup yesterday. 451 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,340 We did. 452 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,220 We know that the boys in green have it. 453 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,320 They just need to have the confidence themselves to be able to get over the line as well. 454 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,540 Oh! 455 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:54,560 Oh! 456 00:29:55,900 --> 00:30:02,000 Very, very dexterous, deft touch there from Azerbaijan. 457 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,920 Trying some kind of bicycle kick on the edge of the area. 458 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,420 You'd want to be... 459 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,340 You'd want to be... 460 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,260 You'd want to have the power of 10 Cristiano Ronaldo's. 461 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:14,540 And a little bit of Messi work thrown into the mix to be able to get that in. 462 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:20,440 Randolph throws or kicks the ball, should I say, out long to Brady. 463 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:23,120 He's dispossessed by Azerbaijan. 464 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,060 Azerbaijan. 465 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,860 Taking the ball to their opponents now. 466 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,140 Bringing it towards their box. 467 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,260 It's Scheideff. 468 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,960 He's got... 469 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,980 He's got the shimmy. 470 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:31,840 He's got the jink. 471 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,180 He's got the little one too. 472 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:34,640 He's giving it out to 14. 473 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:35,980 Have they blown the load though? 474 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,580 The ball has to come in soon. 475 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,520 It looks as though the beans were blown too early by those Azerbaijani bad boys. 476 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,760 And a throw-in has happened. 477 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,060 And it's occurred. 478 00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,480 The throwing has occurred. 479 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,480 And the ball has gone right back out to... 480 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,960 Their man, Nazarov. 481 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:55,480 Dino... 482 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,680 Dinos of Nazarov. 483 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,520 Who strikes the ball. 484 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,980 But it's too comfortable for Randolph to be worth worrying about. 485 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:05,660 Now. 486 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:06,580 McLean. 487 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,720 Slides the ball back to Ender Stephens. 488 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,800 But it was just badly telegraphed. 489 00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:12,620 Badly passed. 490 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,680 And it's gone out for an Azerbaijani throw. 491 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,220 Lombardo to number two. 492 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:16,940 Garajev. 493 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,040 Garajev. 494 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,080 Wanting to seek out Sheeda with a seeking ball. 495 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,580 But it's not found. 496 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:23,540 And also. 497 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:24,980 In the middle of the pitch. 498 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:25,900 Azerbaijan. 499 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,120 Are playing cheeky ball. 500 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,340 And it has been scrappily doodly picked up. 501 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,920 And a very, very scrappily doodly end to the first half. 502 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,300 Not much on the table. 503 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,160 Anguished Panda. 504 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:41,060 Thank you very much for your lovely, lovely tip there. 505 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,660 Thank you very much, Anguished Panda. 506 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:45,980 Hopefully you are getting on well. 507 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:46,980 Thank you very much for that. 508 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,880 Hopefully you're getting on as well as the Irish team in this game. 509 00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:51,120 Anyway. 510 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,440 Not doing too good at all. 511 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,180 We're actually... 512 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:58,160 We're actually lacking on the target area. 513 00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,760 The goals. 514 00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,760 The goals. 515 00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:00,580 Indeed. 516 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,040 Azerbaijan there. 517 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,760 Actually taking it... 518 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,440 Taking the game to us. 519 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,620 With their two shots to one mix-up. 520 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,420 Let's have a quick look at the porridge cam there, guys. 521 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,840 We've got a lovely bit of blueberry. 522 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:14,900 A banana. 523 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:15,980 Linseed. 524 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,100 A little bit of organic honey as well. 525 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,680 And that's the perfect complement to the match. 526 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,360 Really is there. 527 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,340 Get that into you, Cynthia. 528 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:25,800 Mmm. 529 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,640 Fantastic stuff altogether. 530 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:33,880 A real, real Vertonghen slice of porridge. 531 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,960 Vertonghen. 532 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,080 Vertonghen. 533 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,120 Vertonghen. 534 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,180 Vertonghen. 535 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,300 Vertonghen. 536 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,380 Vertonghen. 537 00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,460 Vertonghen. 538 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,540 Vertonghen. 539 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,620 Vertonghen. 540 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:45,680 Vertonghen. 541 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,740 Vertonghen. 542 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,620 Vertonghen. 543 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:51,320 Mm-mm. 544 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,000 It's so good, Tommy. 545 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,320 It's so good. 546 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,340 You really need to get on this porridge, Buzz. 547 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,620 I'm more of a soup of the day man myself. 548 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,320 Yeah. 549 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:04,420 What's that farmhouse vegetable, is it? 550 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,860 No, it's stout. 551 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,940 I see, I see, I see. 552 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:12,940 I forgot that about the alcoholism. 553 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:14,400 Yep. 554 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,640 And how's that going now with the pubs being closed? 555 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,580 Are you, are you, how are you fending for yourself? 556 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:21,580 Schlabs. 557 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,180 Yeah. 558 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,060 You're mad into the schlabs, you are. 559 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,040 Yep. 560 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,620 Great stuff, Tommy. 561 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,520 You're an absolute power horse when it comes to the schlabs, I have to say. 562 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,520 Mmm. 563 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,960 That's enough of that porridge. 564 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,640 Let's get on with the porridge on the pitch. 565 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,400 Quick look at the highlights just before we move on to the second half there. 566 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,640 Lovely bit of play from Ireland with the kickoff. 567 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,280 They took a great tip off. 568 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:57,600 But it was Azzer Brascian with the most crucial of chances. 569 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,700 With that outfield. 570 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,040 Is that it? 571 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,460 That was the only two highlights of the match. 572 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:03,120 What? 573 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,720 Yeah, it was a pretty uneventful match. 574 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,840 It was basically the tip off and then that bicycle kick. 575 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,620 Let's have a look at the tip off again from another angle. 576 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,240 Look at that. 577 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,520 It was really good stuff. 578 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,660 And then this one. 579 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,700 What was he thinking at the end of the area with that little maneuver? 580 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,020 I don't know. 581 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,560 As you said, he'd want to be, he must have thought he was Ronaldo or something. 582 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,900 Look at the tip off there. 583 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:27,560 Here we are. 584 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:28,260 We can see it again. 585 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:31,080 Ronaldo, don't you even bother, man. 586 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,820 Ronaldo, don't even think about it. 587 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,700 Look at that for a tip off. 588 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,100 Pure, it's just such a typical Irish tip. 589 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,080 Ronaldo, don't even think about it. 590 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:42,940 Great one. 591 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,020 That's a nice additional one. 592 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:46,820 What a tip off again. 593 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:49,000 Somebody had tipped me off about that. 594 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:49,900 I wouldn't have believed them. 595 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,760 Ronaldo, don't even imagine doing something like that unless you've tried it. 596 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,400 Another good one, Tommy. 597 00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,380 What a tip off we had there as well at the beginning of the game. 598 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,500 We really took the tip off to them. 599 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,440 Ronaldo, don't even try it if you haven't even tried it before in a match. 600 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:10,940 Very good, Tommy. 601 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,060 You're sensational. 602 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,580 And what a tip off that was. 603 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,920 And remember this free kick, this bicycle kick. 604 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:24,660 Ronaldo, don't even come to me with that kind of kick unless you've been on the training ground practicing it. 605 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,780 Who does he Ronaldo... 606 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,920 Who Ronaldo does he think he is with that? 607 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:39,880 Tommy, it's a real stretch at this part of the game now. 608 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,140 You've gone too far with it. 609 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,680 Should we get on with the second half? 610 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,240 I think we should, Tom. 611 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,000 We've really worn that thin. 612 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:50,740 And it keeps on happening. 613 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,160 Okay, so that's the first half underway. 614 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,860 Let's get underway with the second. 615 00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:59,580 Because it can only get better from here on in. 616 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,500 It's Ireland versus Azerbaijan. 617 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,540 Ninja Gamer, thank you very much. 618 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600 And Jackie Charlton, thank you very much for your tips. 619 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:05,600 Arizona. 620 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,760 Lads, very, very kindy. 621 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,320 Let's get this show on the road now. 622 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,200 Right here. 623 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,100 Right now. 624 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,300 No messing around. 625 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:14,220 Absolute. 626 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,480 Red Bull Flug Tag. 627 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,000 Other energy drinks are available. 628 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,220 Feel the green. 629 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,380 Spillage in the middle. 630 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,320 Center circle, boys. 631 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,000 Wanting to move it to box play. 632 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,480 The box boys are home. 633 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,200 Tries a lofted through box ball. 634 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,740 But Randall's got hands made of glue balls. 635 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,240 And he rolls that ball right out to Brady. 636 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:44,600 Who gives it to Coleman. 637 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,020 Coleman, dancing and jigging on the wig. 638 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,920 Gives it through to Hendrick. 639 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:53,120 Hendrick now, looking to build something from the center with this ball. 640 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840 Lovely bit of one, two, Uni-flu passing. 641 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,640 With the Hurricane Hurrahan. 642 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,780 Making sure that he gives it to his man. 643 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,600 Jimmy McLean. 644 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,440 Jimmy McLean. 645 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,180 Lovely little back. 646 00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:04,840 Back-fisted back roll. 647 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,520 And that's a lovely little two roll. 648 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,240 A two roll now to McLean. 649 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:11,320 Who sends a laughter in. 650 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:11,940 Oh! 651 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,920 Should have really took that McGoldrick. 652 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,160 He heads it down to his man. 653 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:17,240 But it bounces off his back. 654 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,640 McLean. 655 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:20,800 On the balloon. 656 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:21,740 McLean. 657 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,920 Sends it forward to Hurricane Hurrahan. 658 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,860 Hurricane Hurrahan. 659 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,420 Oh, he's offside though. 660 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,920 And it's going to be a blowball. 661 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,120 A couple of blowballs have happened now. 662 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:39,080 And I believe now the last game we played against these, we were absolutely hammering them. 663 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,440 At this stage. 664 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,080 And Shadaev has gone on. 665 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,700 And another lad has come on. 666 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,580 Another lad with a longer name. 667 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,580 I didn't get to see it. 668 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,980 But it had a K at the beginning. 669 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:50,840 And it did end in Ayev. 670 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,240 As most of those Azerbaijani names. 671 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,160 Azerbaijani names do end. 672 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:04,000 And apologies for saying at the beginning maybe they don't have a national anthem because of the wars. 673 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:09,160 I got Azerbaijan confused with Afghanistan. 674 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,320 It's still an offensive comment to make even if it was Afghanistan. 675 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,500 Yeah, well we'll gloss over it Tom. 676 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,180 Because if we dwell on it, it's not going to do us any favors. 677 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,600 Now Ireland has got a chance. 678 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:20,920 Surely. 679 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:21,760 Ireland. 680 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,700 Blashed the ball off the goalkeeper's hands. 681 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,560 And his wrists would be rattled after that. 682 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:29,660 Yep. 683 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,000 He won't be able to use the rattle anymore after that. 684 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:32,840 Well he wouldn't. 685 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,060 He's a grown fella. 686 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,380 Sure. 687 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,400 He's not a baby. 688 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,080 Ireland. 689 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,280 Glenn Whelan with a thundercracker from inside the box area. 690 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,580 And it was a real box slapper. 691 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,900 Which slapped the hands of the keeper. 692 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,040 And made him feel like he wasn't secure anymore. 693 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,900 His world would have been shaken up. 694 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,260 Would you agree with that Tom? 695 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,640 I would agree now that his world was indeed shook up. 696 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:57,680 And he's probably asking a lot of questions. 697 00:38:59,320 --> 00:38:59,760 Irelander. 698 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:05,380 tirelessly trying to hammer the balloon into their opponent's box. 699 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,860 But it's not working out for them. 700 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,240 There's no one getting on the edge of it. 701 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,780 A lot of Ireland's goals came from outfield play the last time. 702 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,080 You know it wasn't a free kick set piece scenario. 703 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:19,540 And the boys are going to have to step up their game when it comes to the passing. 704 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,160 Big style. 705 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,680 A lot of scrappy play coming in at the moment lads. 706 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,300 Come on. 707 00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:26,240 Get the act together. 708 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,160 Pull the socks up. 709 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,420 They're attacking down the edge of the right wing now. 710 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,900 They've got a few lads in front of them. 711 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:31,720 A few lads behind. 712 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,000 There's a bit of support going on. 713 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,900 Whelan is the offside. 714 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:34,340 He's not. 715 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:34,960 Whelan. 716 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,300 He is offside. 717 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,000 Just. 718 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,440 Just. 719 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,880 Just. 720 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,220 by a Herr's Whiskar 721 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,220 over the line. 722 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,540 And it's VAR again 723 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,900 coming to strike fear into our hearts and arses. 724 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,420 Well, I don't know what kind of VAR 725 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,500 you've been dealing with, Tommy, 726 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,020 but it hasn't been... 727 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,840 My arse isn't scared of it. 728 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,060 But to tell you who is scared, 729 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,400 the Azerbaijan boys, 730 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,280 as Ireland, 731 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,040 are breaking down the wing now. 732 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,620 They've got the ball into the middle. 733 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,860 McGoldrick, not the best crosser. 734 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,400 He's a great goal scorer, though. 735 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,020 Where has he been today? 736 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,700 Where has he been today? 737 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,320 Where has he been today? 738 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,120 As Randolph plays the ball out to Coleman. 739 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,380 Coleman, come on, lads. 740 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,300 You've got something in you. 741 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,620 You need to show them what you've got. 742 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,160 Lovely threw ball down to Whelan. 743 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,000 Whelan threads it through to McGoldrick. 744 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,840 What can he do here? 745 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:31,240 McGoldrick's got no men. 746 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,360 He passes it to Whelan. 747 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,600 Whelan, cheeky one, two. 748 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,300 McGoldrick! 749 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,220 He's hustled and harried very competently 750 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,760 by the Azerbaijani defender, 751 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:39,740 who's got the ball. 752 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,140 He's going to try and shepherd it out 753 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,400 to his other men on the wing. 754 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,660 Lombardo now. 755 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:44,940 Plays the ball forward, 756 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,920 but it's too much on it. 757 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,880 And it's scooped up by Hurahan. 758 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,200 Hurahan. 759 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:52,240 Camley plays the ball back to his man behind him, 760 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:52,840 Rich Keogh. 761 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,740 Back to Duffy. 762 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,360 Duffy. 763 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,140 Over to Hendrick now. 764 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:56,760 Come on, lads. 765 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,460 Build something. 766 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,740 Get a few triangles made. 767 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,160 Illuminati jobs. 768 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,100 Glenn Whelan on the balloon. 769 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,060 Tries to slot it to McGoldrick, 770 00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:05,440 but it's not going to happen to him. 771 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,140 McGoldrick threw ball to who? 772 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,120 Hendrick couldn't find it. 773 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,600 The defenders have it. 774 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:13,140 And there's only nine minutes of play left here. 775 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:14,140 What can Ireland do? 776 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,980 They need to get an opening win 777 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,060 on their wet Wednesday afternoon, 778 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,160 even though it's a Thursday. 779 00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:21,400 Well, as I said yesterday, 780 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,540 it's wet. 781 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,340 It's wild. 782 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,140 It's Ireland. 783 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:25,840 You don't know what to expect. 784 00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:26,720 They're slipping. 785 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,500 They're sliding. 786 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,620 There's boys looking for a hiding. 787 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,520 There's the Azerbaijani boys. 788 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,480 We need to send them back to Baku 789 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,320 with their bags packed. 790 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,800 Bags Baku'd. 791 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:37,480 Backed. 792 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,600 Like, maybe their backpacks. 793 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,680 Their Baku packs, is it? 794 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,340 That's the freaking crack. 795 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,680 That's the sack. 796 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,120 Now, Keogh scoops it out to Stevens. 797 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,480 Stevens has got McLean, 798 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,180 who's making a run. 799 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,060 He's played a ball. 800 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,340 McLean, 801 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,980 do you know where the line is, man? 802 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,480 You need to stay back 803 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520 behind the last defensive line. 804 00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:00,500 And he's not doing it too well. 805 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,380 It's all gone a bit Shane Long at the moment. 806 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:05,460 In fact, 807 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,740 I'm a bit concerned now. 808 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,180 We didn't swap Glenn Whelan for Shane Long. 809 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,060 Maybe that's why he's got a 54 rating up front. 810 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:16,640 Now, Long Aldo. 811 00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:17,540 Let's bring him on. 812 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,800 It's all about to change. 813 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:19,540 And also, 814 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,780 a bit of a curveball here with Harry Arthur. 815 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,580 It's going to be coming on 816 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,160 for Jimi Hendrix. 817 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:26,320 And also, 818 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,120 that's it. 819 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,440 Let's have a look here. 820 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,520 No Tri-Parrot. 821 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,480 Not in the mix-up. 822 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,120 Right. 823 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,120 Let's move on. 824 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,000 Swiftly. 825 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,260 This is great now. 826 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,120 I've got Harry Arthur. 827 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,080 It's going to be giving the lads 828 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,860 from Azerbaijan an Arthur attack. 829 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,940 And then you've got Lang. 830 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:51,320 Lang may his reign continue. 831 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:52,860 I've scored in goals. 832 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:56,100 And, uh... 833 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,060 Yeah, that's it, Tom. 834 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:57,880 It was only two players. 835 00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,540 You don't need to talk about any more. 836 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:00,880 Okay. 837 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:01,960 Um... 838 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,560 Best luck, lads. 839 00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:04,840 Come on, lads. 840 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,860 Fucking get stuck in, 841 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:07,600 for God's sake. 842 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,600 Sorry about the language, 843 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,900 but it's very frustrating 844 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,720 to watch Ireland. 845 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,980 when you know 846 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:13,560 they should be 847 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,540 fucking winning this one. 848 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:15,120 These lads, 849 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,020 how are we going to fare up against... 850 00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:17,900 We got to Brazil. 851 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,720 We dispatched France. 852 00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,380 Do you know what I mean? 853 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,480 Look at this now. 854 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,440 Man on the wing. 855 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,340 Lovely stuff. 856 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:24,860 Brady. 857 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:25,800 It has to be. 858 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,920 He's got lads in support. 859 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,680 Pull it back. 860 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,480 Pull the trigger. 861 00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:31,200 McGoldrick scores the goal for Ireland. 862 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,820 We're going in. 863 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:34,260 We're going hard. 864 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:35,880 And we're going to the final. 865 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:38,820 Well, 866 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:39,820 I wouldn't... 867 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:40,440 I wouldn't say 868 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,320 we're going to the final 869 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,580 this early at the match. 870 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,240 COVID-19, boys. 871 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,960 Stay the feck away from each other. 872 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,620 It's a shame. 873 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:53,580 It was a great goal, 874 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,300 but it's a shame. 875 00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:56,260 The lads 876 00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:58,780 refused to be two meters 877 00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,800 away from each other. 878 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,440 A great vision 879 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,120 from Harry Arter 880 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,040 to find Brady on the wing. 881 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,660 And then the Brady ball 882 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,940 right into the middle 883 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,000 of the onion sack 884 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,240 dispatched. 885 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,540 by McGoldrick. 886 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,520 One, 887 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:15,460 two, 888 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,200 three times a lady. 889 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,480 But he's not a lady. 890 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,920 He's all men. 891 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,280 He's McGoldrick. 892 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,080 And a substitution here 893 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,820 for the Azerbaijani bad boys 894 00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:26,280 as Nazaboff comes on 895 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,100 from Ababoff. 896 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,720 90 minutes on the clock. 897 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,820 What can these boys do here, 898 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,320 Azerbaijan? 899 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,560 Not that we want them 900 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,620 to do anything, of course. 901 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,820 Hopefully, they can just do 902 00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:36,960 exactly what they've done 903 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,600 for that previous 90 minutes. 904 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:39,500 Minich, 905 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,200 which is 906 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,860 F. Schwede F all. 907 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,740 We move. I'm excited now because we're winning. 908 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,580 As we move competently and electrically down the pitch. 909 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,120 Harry Arter. What's he got? 910 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,920 What's he got in his sack of tricks? 911 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:53,700 Nothing. 912 00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:54,460 Arter. 913 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,120 What did you do? 914 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,200 Doesn't matter. 915 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:04,000 The referee blows his amazing whistle like DJ Alligator on alligator balls. 916 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,900 And it's Azerbaijan. 917 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,380 The losers tonight go home. 918 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,340 Empty handed. 919 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:13,220 Like a sack of bad. 920 00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:18,420 A Baku backpack full of tears and fears. 921 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,660 And here we can get to see that shot from the first half again. 922 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,440 Rinald don't even come at us because you got bit. 923 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:26,440 Indeed. 924 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,260 You used that one before Tommy. 925 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,080 But I mean it's nice to hear again. 926 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,980 And this is the shot from Brady. 927 00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,120 The Brady ball earlier on. 928 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,920 He didn't make that mistake the second time to Brady. 929 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:37,920 He didn't. 930 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,740 He learned from that. 931 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,540 He learned that he hasn't got his shooting boots on tonight. 932 00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:45,460 And that it was better for him to play that ball into McGoldrick. 933 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:50,000 We're so, so proud of the boys going all the way out to the Euros. 934 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,120 And dispatching the boys from Baku. 935 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,460 The boys from Baku going back home tonight. 936 00:45:57,460 --> 00:45:58,900 And let's see that again. 937 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,900 Lovely little ball into the Brady ball. 938 00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:03,600 And the Brady ball to McGoldrick finishes it off. 939 00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:04,980 Let's see it one more time. 940 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,060 Let's see it one more time. 941 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,160 Let's see it one more time. 942 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,560 Brady ball comes in. 943 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,140 McGoldrick winds it up. 944 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,240 And sends it home. 945 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:13,260 And sends it home. 946 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,300 Right into the back of the onion sack of the cracker. 947 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:22,780 And it's a fantastic situation to be coming home tonight with this scoreline in the backpack. 948 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,400 Isn't it? 949 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,820 Indeed it is. 950 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:25,960 Fantastic. 951 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:26,960 From start to finish. 952 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,540 We thought it was a bit boring. 953 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,480 It was boring. 954 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,660 Noel Murphy. 955 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:31,820 Another man. 956 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:32,860 Who knows. 957 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,700 Who knows his onions. 958 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,640 Thank you very much Noel for your tip. 959 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,460 Get yourself an old chicken roll before the corona sets in. 960 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,040 He says. 961 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,640 Sure God knows when it'll be over. 962 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:44,580 It was only yesterday. 963 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,540 Me neighbor Mary was telling me her daughter's over in Spain. 964 00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:51,300 And she knows a fellow whose uncle has it. 965 00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,040 It is absolutely mad. 966 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,420 Thank you very much Noel Murphy. 967 00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:56,900 Indeed. 968 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,740 I want to echo Tom's thanks there to Noel Murphy. 969 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,440 And thank you very much for that tip. 970 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,000 Also Aldo versus the man in the cap. 971 00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:06,560 Thank you very much for that. 972 00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:09,820 And hopefully you're doing well everybody out there in cyberspace. 973 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,020 We'll be back in a moment. 974 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,820 Over to Connor Williams. 975 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,420 We'll be giving us our roundup in just a moment's time. 976 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,700 Before we move on to our second match. 977 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,020 Thanks very much for tuning in everybody. 978 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,880 Just a quick look at the porridge before we go. 979 00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:24,260 It's still there. 980 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,640 It's all to eat. 981 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,680 And it's all to play for. 982 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,920 It's coming thick and fast. 983 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,980 So please do stay tuned for more footballing action. 984 00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,980 Thanks very much. 985 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:59,680 How's it going guys? 986 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,860 Connor Williams here. 987 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:05,040 Former C-U-U-S-E-L's executive of Mercedes Ireland. 988 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,300 You know at the end of the day. 989 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,260 I don't think there's much hope. 990 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,420 I really don't. 991 00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,920 There's a lot of darkness. 992 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,140 A lot of darkness out there. 993 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:25,860 Hell. 994 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:29,820 Well it's like that. 995 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:33,280 And away we go here for the Brazilian Grand Prix on Network 2. 996 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,900 And Savelle's got a great start. 997 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,220 But it's a short run down to the line. 998 00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:37,340 As for a strap on. 999 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:39,280 Creams off the competition at the first turn. 1000 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,040 Loobity loop. 1001 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,400 Banger Hamilton sneaks into second like a sneak thief leaving Vettel in third. 1002 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,320 And Bollars trailing in behind. 1003 00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:47,580 I don't know why but I'd love a Heineken right now. 1004 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,960 As Albon and Perez tussle on the turn. 1005 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,720 Like two turn tusslers in the night. 1006 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,380 United by fate. 1007 00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:56,060 Bonded over grief. 1008 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,800 Loss. 1009 00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:57,820 Motorsport. 1010 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:58,740 Fast living. 1011 00:48:58,980 --> 00:48:59,640 Sexy women. 1012 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,160 Custom bridge stones. 1013 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,980 And crates of Sam Pell on pain of death. 1014 00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:08,060 I was actually down to the paddock there earlier on. 1015 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,120 I went on a bit of a pitch shack foray. 1016 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,760 Into the hopes and fears of some of the drivers on the circuit. 1017 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:19,700 Lewis Hamilton confided to me that he was frightened for the climate nightmare which had enveloped the globe. 1018 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:23,240 And he proceeded to shed three tears into a Kleenex balsam. 1019 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,180 One for hope. 1020 00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,680 Another for peace. 1021 00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:27,360 And one final tear. 1022 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,200 He said for Greta Thunberg. 1023 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:29,940 With that. 1024 00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:35,280 He's smiling cooey drove away in a 6.8 litre AMG track car. 1025 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,560 Pure motherfucking Hamilton. 1026 00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:39,320 On Network 2. 1027 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,220 Connor. 1028 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,500 Yes. 1029 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:56,940 How's it going guys? 1030 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,940 Connor Williams here. 1031 00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:02,700 Bringing you the group round. 1032 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,720 Roundup. 1033 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,380 Group stage. 1034 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:04,980 Match day one. 1035 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:05,760 We got Ukraine. 1036 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,120 Hammered the Grecian. 1037 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:07,760 Grecian. 1038 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,660 Greek balls. 1039 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:10,000 The Greeks. 1040 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:10,860 3-1. 1041 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,920 Sorry there for calling it Greek balls. 1042 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,580 Didn't mean that. 1043 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,760 Just came out. 1044 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,860 Hopefully no one from Greece is watching. 1045 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,820 Or if you are not from Greece. 1046 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,540 Maybe you took offense on behalf of the Greeks. 1047 00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:23,040 Maybe you took offense on behalf of the Greeks. 1048 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:24,560 Apologies. 1049 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:26,340 Latvia. 1050 00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:26,340 Latvia. 1051 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,520 beaten 3-1 by Bosnia and Herzegovina. 1052 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Sweden. 1053 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Sweden. 1054 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Sweden. 1055 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Sweden. 1056 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,320 Could only manage stalemate for the Israelis. 1057 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,280 And of course Ireland. 1058 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:36,780 Matching the Azerbaijanis. 1059 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:37,540 The Azerbaijanis. 1060 00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,340 In match day one of the group stage. 1061 00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,380 Quick look at that group F. 1062 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:42,780 See those standings there. 1063 00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,020 Ireland. 1064 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,000 Top of the group. 1065 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,560 The other teams failing to capitalize on their opening game. 1066 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,280 And get the full three points in the bag. 1067 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:51,200 Sweden. 1068 00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:52,960 In second place. 1069 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,260 Israel in third. 1070 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,140 And also Azerbaijani. 1071 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:57,900 Played one. 1072 00:50:59,060 --> 00:50:59,840 1-0. 1073 00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,040 Drawn zero. 1074 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,440 Lost one. 1075 00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:04,120 Goals for zero. 1076 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,440 Goals against. 1077 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,060 One. 1078 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,080 Goal difference. 1079 00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,360 Minus one. 1080 00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:10,880 It's a fantastic situation to be in. 1081 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,200 For Ireland there. 1082 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,780 And really, really, really. 1083 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:18,060 I'm looking forward to seeing how they get through in this group. 1084 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:18,420 You know. 1085 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:20,900 I'm not much of a soccer man myself. 1086 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,540 I'd be more into the rug. 1087 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,280 You know. 1088 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,780 Other kinds of sports. 1089 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,120 Different sports. 1090 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,520 Not really sure. 1091 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,000 Actually. 1092 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,520 Never been one myself. 1093 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:33,640 Or. 1094 00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:34,740 How's it going guys? 1095 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:35,460 Sorry. 1096 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:35,880 We're in the. 1097 00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:37,560 Back of the Maybach here. 1098 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,060 I was actually speaking to Johnny Ronan yesterday. 1099 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,520 About the European Championships. 1100 00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,400 And I said. 1101 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,440 J-Ro. 1102 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,020 What do you think? 1103 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,980 It's going to be baby. 1104 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,380 Ireland win it. 1105 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,080 Or is it going to be an absolute stinker. 1106 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:54,060 Like the World Cup. 1107 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:56,320 Says it doesn't matter Connor. 1108 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,740 Because we've both got Maybacks. 1109 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,420 And later on. 1110 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:02,040 We're going to be going Mayback. 1111 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,840 To our respective houses. 1112 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:04,480 Or. 1113 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,500 Second or third holiday homes. 1114 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,420 Around the country. 1115 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,100 Where we've escaped to. 1116 00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,340 To avoid the flashpoint of COVID. 1117 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,420 In our own city. 1118 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,200 Dublin. 1119 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,580 And move out to the sticks. 1120 00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:17,100 Where there's probably less COVID. 1121 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:19,160 And we can just live in our holiday homes. 1122 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,860 Until all this shit blows over. 1123 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:21,560 I said. 1124 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,320 You know what J- 1125 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,700 You know what J-Ro. 1126 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,480 You're goddamn right. 1127 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,580 And with that. 1128 00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:28,940 We wound up our respective windows. 1129 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,340 And drove away. 1130 00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,360 Smiling coolly. 1131 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:32,360 Knowing. 1132 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,760 That we're going to be doing okay. 1133 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,020 In the future. 1134 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,160 And. 1135 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:37,660 You know. 1136 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,540 In the past as well. 1137 00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:39,480 It's just been a great. 1138 00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:40,380 It's been a great time. 1139 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,620 Great time for Ireland as well. 1140 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,040 At the moment. 1141 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:44,520 Not. 1142 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,280 Not so good. 1143 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,260 Yeah. 1144 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,520 We're looking at another recess. 1145 00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,360 We're going to. 1146 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,880 It looks like it's going to be another recess guys. 1147 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:53,420 Which is not good. 1148 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:54,960 It's not good. 1149 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,260 But. 1150 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,020 There's going to be opportunity as well. 1151 00:52:58,720 --> 00:52:58,940 You know. 1152 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,540 We said about the Celtic Tiger. 1153 00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:02,260 Yeah that cat. 1154 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:05,060 That cat got it's claws sharpened up. 1155 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,880 During the 90s and early 90s. 1156 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,440 Then it got them trimmed and filed down. 1157 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,320 To the point where it just had. 1158 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:12,360 Just paws. 1159 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,840 No claws. 1160 00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:15,580 Just paws. 1161 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:16,960 Ah. 1162 00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:17,720 But I. 1163 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,180 Look you do what you do. 1164 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,400 You do what you can. 1165 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,940 You work in the dark. 1166 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,380 You work in the dark. 1167 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,860 You give what you have. 1168 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:27,440 You do what you can. 1169 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,000 The rest is the madness of art. 1170 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,580 So let's get on with the rest of the football. 1171 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,760 Thanks for tuning in. 1172 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:35,120 See you later, guys. 1173 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:35,840 Connor Williams. 1174 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,320 Welcome back to the football, everybody. 1175 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,380 It's the second match day. 1176 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,400 It's match day two of the group, 1177 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,720 opening group phase of Euro 2020, 1178 00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:05,120 a tournament we didn't think we'd ever see. 1179 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,860 A lot of amazing strings have been pulled. 1180 00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:13,540 And here we are, about to witness the spectacle that is match day two. 1181 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,480 Israel. 1182 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:16,220 The Israelites. 1183 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,420 The chosen people. 1184 00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:22,040 Or so they say. 1185 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,780 And versus Ireland. 1186 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,140 The Irish. 1187 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,920 In the net. 1188 00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,700 Strange decision. 1189 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:33,520 Tommy. 1190 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,340 It really isn't a strange decision. 1191 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,060 He's always been the keeper. 1192 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:40,260 Throughout every game. 1193 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:41,760 Yeah. 1194 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,480 I suppose you're right. 1195 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:43,480 I suppose you're right. 1196 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:44,700 You're actually right there, Tommy. 1197 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:49,020 Regarding Israel, though, the Marciano lad is in goal for them. 1198 00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,860 You've got Luciano Taha. 1199 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,140 Odigo Degani. 1200 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,420 You've got Gerson Ben-Haroosh. 1201 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,400 D'Assa. 1202 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:56,440 D'Assa. 1203 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:57,360 Peretz. 1204 00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:57,980 Kayal. 1205 00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:58,960 Nacho. 1206 00:54:59,520 --> 00:54:59,960 Dabur. 1207 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,920 And Zahavi. 1208 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,580 You'd want to watch out for your men, Zahavi. 1209 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,380 He's one to be reckoned with, especially in front of the goal. 1210 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:16,060 He knows where the goal is, and he knows how to put the ball into the onion sack. 1211 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:21,120 And like we did the last day against New Zealand when we hammered them 5-0, 1212 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,600 this fella can hammer the ball into the back of the onion sack so hard that it ruptures onions. 1213 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,400 And then it makes the goalkeeper cry. 1214 00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:35,420 Yeah, well, I reckon the goalkeeper was crying the last day from New Zealand because he let 5 slip past him. 1215 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,020 We're in Monaco for this game. 1216 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,800 It's an iconic stadium, Tom. 1217 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,400 Really is. They've got no... 1218 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,820 They've got a stand at the end, but they've cut it half off just to have some fancy architecture. 1219 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,620 But it's nice, like. 1220 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:55,760 It is. This is Monaco, baby, the playground of the rich and famous. 1221 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,760 A lot of shady New World Order boys on their yachts. 1222 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,080 playing COVID games with each other. 1223 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,680 While they're meant to be on lockdown. 1224 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,000 They're all on yacht down. 1225 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,400 Probably fucking swimming in champers. 1226 00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:08,100 The national anthem! 1227 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,980 Feel the dream. 1228 00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:28,000 Feel the dream. 1229 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Feel the dream. 1230 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Feel the dream. 1231 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,160 Feel the dream. 1232 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:28,400 Feel the dream. 1233 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,000 Feel the dream. 1234 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:29,000 Feel the dream. 1235 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Feel the dream. 1236 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Feel the dream. 1237 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Feel the dream. 1238 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Feel the dream. 1239 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Feel the dream. 1240 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Feel the dream. 1241 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Feel the dream. 1242 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Feel the dream. 1243 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Feel the dream. 1244 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Feel the dream. 1245 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Feel the dream. 1246 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Feel the dream. 1247 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Feel the dream. 1248 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Feel the dream. 1249 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Feel the dream. 1250 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Feel the dream. 1251 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Indeed, Tommy. 1252 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:47,500 Indeed, Tommy. 1253 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,000 Feel the dream. 1254 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Feel the dream. 1255 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 the Wheeling National Anthem. 1256 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 *Sounds of the Green* 1257 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,320 *Pewds* 1258 00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,380 Feel the green. 1259 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,320 Arizona. 1260 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,200 They're a very contentious bunch, the Israelis. 1261 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,600 But we'll leave that aside for tonight. 1262 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,360 And look at the pitch. 1263 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,920 5-3-2 formation. Zahavi and Dabur up front. 1264 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:41,760 Peretz in the middle and Taha and Odeghani centre back with Marciano, that man, the goalkeeper, with massive hands. 1265 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,880 Playing goalkeeper for Israel. Haha! 1266 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:50,800 Darren Randolph. Randolph, the red-hand reindeer. Again, no links to unionist or loyalist groups. 1267 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,040 It's just a friendly nickname we put on him. 1268 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,280 Keo at the back. Wheelin' in the middle. 1269 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,680 McGuldrick up the top. Who you gonna diddle? 1270 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,560 That was... you shouldn't say that. 1271 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,800 Uh, that's... that's not right. 1272 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,320 Um, apologies about that diddle remark. It just came out. 1273 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:24,000 And sorry, we need to remove the porridge from the screen. There we go. And let's get the game underway. Big thank you to Mike Johnson. Play Alan Judge and Conor's cravat for that lovely, lovely tip that you've just dispatched. And Noel Murphy. Thank you very much. 1274 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,440 Ireland. It's Israel straight away. They're attacking dangerously. No! 1275 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:36,240 I thought that was gonna be the worst own goal ever, ever, ever by Ireland. But don't worry. 1276 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:52,480 We're gonna keep on... keep on... keepin' on. Keepin' on. As Curtis Mayfield sang in that song, which was eponymously titled "Keep On Keeping On". Now, Brady. The Brady ball. Passes it square to Hendricks. 1277 00:58:52,480 --> 00:59:11,760 Jimi Hendricks. Jimi Hendricks. Passes it back to Hurrahan, who's screaming out for the ball. Ominous start for the Irish. But we still got the ball. Stevens, can he get across in here? He can! McGuldrick tries to find a head on it! But it's scooped up comfortably by Marciano. 1278 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:21,600 They seem to know what they're doing with the ball when they're doing it. The Israelites. They really do. 1279 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:50,720 And it seems like they're... they're absolutely... really raring to go. Absolutely. And, uh, look at this now. McGuldrick was offside? He was. He was. He was. Ah. Sorry there. I just had to take a... a slug of water. Now. Israel. Looking to make amends here on the pitch of dreams. 1280 00:59:50,720 --> 01:00:06,720 They're looking to expand out on what they, uh, claim to be theirs. They claim the pitch is theirs and they want to... They're not happy with their own half. They actually want to get into our halves. And... seemingly, uh, I don't know, get rid of us or something. 1281 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:18,720 Seems like that, doesn't it? We... we... I mean, they're trying to force their way in. Um, but we're... we're putting up a good fight and we're hopefully not gonna let that happen. 1282 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:28,400 happen. Ireland. In the middle of the park. Glen Whelan. Spins it out of Hurrahan. Hurrahan. 1283 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:37,060 Doddling on it like a lazy fair management. And it's Hendrik. Now in the middle of the pitch. He 1284 01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:42,960 passes it back to Coleman. Coleman. He's got Brady on the wing. We know what Brady can do. He's 1285 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,400 dangerous on that wing. He's got a man running down the flank. He's giving it to him. It's Hendrik. 1286 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,680 Hendrik. Hendrik. Hendrik. Right into the middle. Hurrahan. Hurrahan shoots. Blocked. 1287 01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:58,140 Deflected by the Israeli. And it looks like McLean's on the ball but he's offside. 1288 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:13,140 Stout defense from Israel around their box. Says Mike Johnson. You're right. You're goddamn 1289 01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:20,320 right. How is the crowd? Is the audio okay for the crowd there everybody who's watching 1290 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:25,120 in the chat? Let me know. Say yes or no. Could it be louder? If you want it louder let's get 1291 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:33,120 it louder. If it's not loud enough let's get it louder. Ireland. Looking to make a little 1292 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:41,680 dent in the Israeli's car. And then drive away without them exchanging insurance details because 1293 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:46,100 it was only a little knock and you don't want them to know about it. It's a scummy thing to do but look 1294 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:54,820 you know needs must when it when it when it happens. Look come on lads get the ball. Good lads. 1295 01:01:55,300 --> 01:02:08,840 And Stevens. Stevens now galloping down the the the center of the pitch. He's got no one in support. He's gonna have to try and give it to McGoldrick who's ran ahead of him. McGoldrick sweeps the balloon to McLean. McLean sees McGoldrick tries a little one two. 1296 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:38,820 McGoldrick. A flu ball. Yep. Lovely flu ball there. Stevens was looking to make it evens. Yep. World peas. Thanks for that little quip. And look at it's a stale mate at the moment. But I tell you something mate. They're not playing stale. They're fresh. Just off the 1297 01:02:38,820 --> 01:03:08,800 shelf. Oh. Whelan. Lost the ball there to the Israeli. The Israeli pumps it up the park. Right to the feller at the front of the pitch. He's known as the striker. Ireland. Giving the ball away very slappily in the center circle. Something's gonna have to give. If that's the case. Someone's gonna have to change. But it's great tenacious defending from Hendrik. He won the ball there. It should not have been a three kick at all to Israel. But needless to say they've got it. And it's headed away. Cooley can't 1298 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:22,100 McLean. McLean. McLean. Again. Giving away slappily. It's a little bit jumpy. A little bit jippery. Chirrick trickery. And chittery. Chitty chitty bang bang. What'd you say Tommy? 1299 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:32,800 Really is. Chitty chitty bang bang. Uh. That weird fella who used to go around saying lollipop's children. Yeah. The wrongin'. 1300 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:45,680 Him yeah. It's a bit wrong at the moment. What we need to do is get the ball into the back of the onion sack. There's only one way to do that. And that's by putting the ball in by shooting at the goal with your foot. 1301 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:59,000 Such biting scintillating analysis there from Thomas. My uncle and sports broadcaster extraordinaire. Broadcastin' air. What'd you say Tom? 1302 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:06,740 I wouldn't go that far now. Um. But a lot of the lads down the pub say I know my stuff. I know my onions. Tommy onions we could call you. 1303 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,280 Nah I don't want that. Schlug is. Schlug by name. Schlug by nature. 1304 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:16,680 Well you certainly stink like an onion. As Ireland are pumping the ball into the middle of the balloon hatch. 1305 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:23,220 McGoldrick dispossessed again at the final furlong. And Israel look like they could counter attack here. It could be very dangerous. 1306 01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:28,620 They indeed they are counter attacking. If he gets it to his man it's gonna be a fucking stinker. And he has given it to him. 1307 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:35,020 Can he do the unthinkable? No. He has. He's hustled and bustled his way into the area. 1308 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:42,020 Ireland are very scrappily dappily doing nothing with the ball here. Please get it away lads. And they do. It's Jimmy McLean. 1309 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:47,380 What does he mean? When he passes the ball. Up. Up the screen. 1310 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:53,640 And it's over to Hendrik. Jimmy Hendrik. Come on lads. Let's get the ball moving. Let's get the blood pumping. 1311 01:04:54,320 --> 01:05:00,660 Hendrik. To McGoldrick now in the center. McGoldrick's got no one. He'd love to have someone. He squares it back. 1312 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:05,260 To Hendrik. To McGoldrick. First time. Into the back of the onion sack of goals. 1313 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,880 And that's what I call a textbook piece of interplay. 1314 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:10,580 Indeed. 1315 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:13,500 McGoldrick. 1316 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,620 Scoring the goals that would make you sick. 1317 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,140 Teaming up with that man Hendrik. 1318 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,880 Hendrik Lemaire. 1319 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:25,900 And Dahi McGoldrick. And Randolph. 1320 01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:29,240 The Red Hand Reindeer. 1321 01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:33,100 Again. Red Hand Reindeer. 1322 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:34,700 Zero. 1323 01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:37,340 Association with the Red Hand Defenders. 1324 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,440 Who got in touch there earlier on to say. 1325 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,340 Love in the stream. 1326 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,420 But we don't know why you're. 1327 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,180 You're attributing Randolph to us. 1328 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:47,480 So. 1329 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,800 Don't worry. 1330 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,340 We will clarify that. 1331 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:50,960 It's just a. 1332 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,000 It's an innocent. 1333 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,420 Innocent name. 1334 01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:55,180 And that's. 1335 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,820 The whistle blown for the end of the first half. 1336 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,180 It's been a very cheeky game of cheeky ball. 1337 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,100 What would you say Tom? 1338 01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:02,740 So cheeky. 1339 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,460 Enough cheek for another arse. 1340 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:07,400 There's been enough cheek. 1341 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:08,940 For even. 1342 01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,220 A third arse. 1343 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:11,940 Maybe. 1344 01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:13,720 Enough cheek for another set of cheeks. 1345 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,800 Even on your face. 1346 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:15,520 Yeah. 1347 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:17,940 Maybe enough cheek for a fourth. 1348 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,200 A fourth arse on your face. 1349 01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,740 I don't know about that now. 1350 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,260 It's a bit weird. 1351 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,120 I was trying to imagine. 1352 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,820 Where else could you get these cheeks. 1353 01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:28,720 And maybe if your face had an arse. 1354 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:30,080 What would that be? 1355 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,080 An arse face. 1356 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:32,780 I'd imagine. 1357 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:33,880 Yeah. 1358 01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:36,720 I wonder if anyone's ever been born. 1359 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,000 With an arse face. 1360 01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:39,720 Couldn't tell you. 1361 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,280 But I'm sure if you looked it up on Google. 1362 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,000 You could find something of. 1363 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:44,180 Of that nature. 1364 01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:44,840 Francis. 1365 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:49,840 Francis. 1366 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:50,380 Yeah. 1367 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:50,640 Sorry. 1368 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,400 I'm just searching now for arse face. 1369 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:55,620 How would you look at that? 1370 01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:57,540 There is someone that actually has a face. 1371 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,480 That looks like an arse. 1372 01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:01,620 Oh my god. 1373 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,540 Shall I put it up on the screen? 1374 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:05,320 Don't. 1375 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,180 You can't show that. 1376 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:07,840 You cannot show that. 1377 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,140 Come on. 1378 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:10,220 You'll get banned. 1379 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,380 You'll get banned if you show that. 1380 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,000 But it's a real person. 1381 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:14,640 Like it's not. 1382 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:15,900 That's their face. 1383 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:16,980 It's not a private part. 1384 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,880 Because it's their face. 1385 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,540 You'd have to have a bag over it. 1386 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,240 How would you get a bag over that? 1387 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,300 Unless it's one of those big ones from Lidl that costs three euro. 1388 01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:28,620 You wouldn't be buying one of them awful handy anyway. 1389 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:31,180 I have one in the boot of the car. 1390 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:32,980 I keep forgetting to use it. 1391 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,820 It's got mold growing on it now. 1392 01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:36,140 Yeah. 1393 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,100 Well one of those would fit over that anyway. 1394 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,780 But it'd be an awful shame. 1395 01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:43,260 To have that. 1396 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,080 Looking back at you in the mirror. 1397 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:45,520 You know. 1398 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:46,460 I know. 1399 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:48,740 It would really be like. 1400 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,740 Bending over in front of the mirror. 1401 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:52,840 And looking at an arse. 1402 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:54,080 In the mirror. 1403 01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:56,340 Yep. 1404 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,360 That is exactly what it would be like. 1405 01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,640 But I mean. 1406 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,740 Fair play to them anyway. 1407 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:03,380 They're getting on with it. 1408 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,540 It would seem. 1409 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,580 Well we don't know if they're getting on with it. 1410 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,440 Tell you something though. 1411 01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:09,520 We should be getting on with this. 1412 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,820 Ireland are leading 1-0. 1413 01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,300 Two shots to one. 1414 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,900 It's both of ours on target. 1415 01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:17,680 How do you feel about the game so far Tommy? 1416 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:18,540 Well. 1417 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,920 Let me see here from the highlights. 1418 01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:21,180 It's mainly us. 1419 01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:23,140 The Israelis took the tip off. 1420 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,460 Fantastic bit of tippage. 1421 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,060 And after that. 1422 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,540 They tried to strike fear into our hearts. 1423 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:30,700 And minds. 1424 01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:32,980 With a shot here from Deboer. 1425 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:35,860 And it didn't bother Randolph at all. 1426 01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:36,500 Like he was. 1427 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,760 He had it covered. 1428 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:39,360 Yeah. 1429 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,780 And then we came out of the. 1430 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,620 Out of the. 1431 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,240 The woodwork box. 1432 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:44,120 Like a. 1433 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,220 Like a jack in the box. 1434 01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,000 Like a coiled spring. 1435 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:47,740 Would you say it up? 1436 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,680 Pure coiled. 1437 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,400 Look at this. 1438 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,120 Lovely bit of interplay between the two boys up front. 1439 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,200 And wouldn't you know it. 1440 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,180 McGoldrick. 1441 01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:01,540 Schlicing it in with the shin. 1442 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,360 Real Sinn Féin in the membrane. 1443 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000 Really is Sinn Féin work there. 1444 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,820 Lovely Sinn Féin work from McGoldrick. 1445 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,060 Sorry. 1446 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,080 Just have to. 1447 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,800 Say that that comment was just an off the cuff remark. 1448 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,920 In no ways. 1449 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,460 Is McGoldrick associated with. 1450 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,940 Or does he espouse the views. 1451 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:22,360 Of Sinn Féin. 1452 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,700 Who won the most votes. 1453 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,500 In the most recent election. 1454 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:27,420 In Ireland. 1455 01:09:27,780 --> 01:09:28,060 Doesn't. 1456 01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:28,780 He's not. 1457 01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:29,660 Involved. 1458 01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:30,480 He's not a shinner. 1459 01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:30,860 But we. 1460 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,060 He can score shinners. 1461 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:32,300 But. 1462 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:33,940 I don't know if he's. 1463 01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:34,660 Brits out. 1464 01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:35,340 But look at that. 1465 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,020 It was a lovely. 1466 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:36,900 Lovely ball. 1467 01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:38,740 And a lovely goal anyway. 1468 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:39,840 Yep. 1469 01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:40,860 He's doing the business. 1470 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:41,520 He's. 1471 01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:42,360 He's coming to work. 1472 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:43,620 He's putting the hours in. 1473 01:09:43,860 --> 01:09:44,780 And he's putting the hours in. 1474 01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:45,580 In the training ground. 1475 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,040 And it's paying off. 1476 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:47,940 Mightily. 1477 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,640 Mightily. 1478 01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:49,460 Mightily. 1479 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:50,540 Mightily fine. 1480 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,060 And thank you very much. 1481 01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:53,120 Sarah and James. 1482 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,520 For that lovely tip there. 1483 01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:57,240 We're going to get into this second half now. 1484 01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,240 Right after a slice of Vertonghen. 1485 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,140 Don't go away. 1486 01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:03,300 Vertonghen. 1487 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,420 Vertonghen. 1488 01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:05,460 Vertonghen. 1489 01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,540 Vertonghen. 1490 01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:07,660 Vertonghen. 1491 01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:08,660 Vertonghen. 1492 01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:09,660 Vertonghen. 1493 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,660 Vertonghen. 1494 01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:11,660 Vertonghen. 1495 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:18,660 Vittongen 1496 01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:48,640 "Vetongen" 1497 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,640 "Vetongen" 1498 01:10:52,640 --> 01:11:03,640 "Vetongen" 1499 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:16,640 Welcome back to the match of your dreams. Ireland versus Israel. Israel. Sorry, messed up the pronunciation of Israel there. Israel I said or something. 1500 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:28,640 Israel is a "Kronek" pronunciation. You're mispronouncing your worms Tommy. The both of us. We've both fluffed up there. 1501 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:40,640 And what was the most important part where we come back and everyone's listening for the change from the Vertonghen to us. 1502 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:46,640 It's a beautiful tournament again. And we're giving as good as we get. As good as the boys on the pitch are getting too. 1503 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:56,640 Coleman gives the ball away. Ominously after we've said that they were giving as good as they got. If that is as good as they've got, then we don't want to get any more from them. 1504 01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:10,640 Israel, laughing a balloon forward far to their man. It's a searching ball, but it didn't have the eyes to find them. And Ireland have scooped up the spillage and are in the middle now with some triple ply quality kitchen roll. 1505 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:20,640 Which really was all that was left on the shelves. Everybody had took the arse wipe. All that was down there was kitchen roll. 1506 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:31,640 Was it Charmin' or Bounty? Wasn't even Bounty or Charmin' like it was just fucking rubbish. It was the basic no frills stuff. 1507 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:44,640 Yep. I have that in the Jacks at home as well. You're using that as well are ya? Yep. My arse is in tatters. The ball comes in here Magolder can you get a- Woo! 1508 01:12:44,640 --> 01:13:03,640 Cristiano! Ronaldo! Don't even try it man! But it was a good valiant attempt at that. I must, I must have really, really, really been flustered there to have seen that. 1509 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:13,640 That was an incredible bit of play. Textual interplay by the boys and Magolderic with the bicycle kick. 1510 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:24,640 Trying to make that goal mouth ripple with that onion ball. And look at this now. Ireland really gathering a lovely bit of pace and momentum now. 1511 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:31,640 He's got a man making a run. It's Hendrik. He's got the ball. Can he square it back? He does! And Magolderic again with the tap and against the post! 1512 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,640 Rebound! 1513 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:42,640 Oh my god. We need three bites of the cherry. Indeed we need three bites of the cherry but one should be enough. I mean the cherry's awful small. 1514 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:47,640 Cherry's awful small. He'd want to have a small mouth not to be able to bite the fucking thing. 1515 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,640 Brady sends the ball into Magolder for another bicycle kicker but it's an absolute stinker. 1516 01:13:53,640 --> 01:14:04,640 Thank you very much there to RS for your tip. It's very kind to you and I hope you are getting on well. 1517 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:20,640 And that you're enjoying the football that's on display for you here tonight. It's the European Championship. One that we wanted to see. Indeed. We were set to face some country. I think it might have been, was it Switzerland to go through Tommy? 1518 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:31,640 I think it could have been Switzerland yeah. So that would have been ominous. Yeah. Actually I'm not sure if it was. I think we played the Swiss in the group games. 1519 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:43,640 Maybe our friends out there in the chat box will let us know about that as the moment passes. Coleman takes us into the night with a lovely bit of jiggery-pokery on the right wing. 1520 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:53,640 Hendrik has found a bit of space for himself on the edge of the area. He's looking to settle down. But he loses control of the balloon. And the Israelis have stolen our balloon. 1521 01:14:54,640 --> 01:15:03,640 We had it. The Israelis came and took it and said, "This is our balloon now." And what's more, it's always been our balloon. Because that book said it. 1522 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:05,640 What book was that? 1523 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:14,640 Some ancient scriptures written before mass communication. So you know, all you had to do was rely on scriptures and stuff. 1524 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:23,640 Yeah. But I mean, you can, there's still goodness to be found in those scriptures. Goodness at, goodness at what? Goodness gracious me! 1525 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:34,640 Oh, a chance goes a begging there as Ireland failed to capitalize on the absolute capitulation of the Israelis. Look at this now. Keough. 1526 01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:45,640 Trying to build up steam here with a through forward momentum ball. Coleman's got a bit of space and time. He's looking to make a bit of use of it with a through ball. 1527 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:53,640 Too much on it though. McGoldrick's not going to get to it. Number 20. Rolls it back and sends it out to six. Square ball down the line. 1528 01:15:53,640 --> 01:16:01,640 No messing around here from Israel. But would you expect anything less from them? As McGoldrick has picked up the ball on the area in a dangerous position. 1529 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:10,640 He tries to find McLean. McLean has got it now. Spillage. One, two. McGoldrick. Back to Hendrick. Gives it to McGoldrick. McGoldrick takes a shot from Ridge! 1530 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:20,640 Wow! Wow! Just wow! He's there again. And that's the best you're gonna see today. 1531 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,640 Comes out of nowhere. 1532 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:25,640 Comes out of nowhere. 1533 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:26,640 Dispels the myth. 1534 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:29,640 Sticks it into the back of the sack. 1535 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,640 McGoldrick. 1536 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:41,640 Really was sensational, sensual play from Ireland. Tapping the ball around like tap dancers on the edge of the Israeli territory. 1537 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:55,640 And, uh, a final, final strike. And they tell you no amount of Iron Dome is gonna stop that missile as it goes into the fuckin' left hand corner of the onion sacker. 1538 01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:06,640 And there'll be tears in the goalkeeper's eyes. After those onions have been ruptured. Indeed. He'll have to go and see the doctor about that ruptured onion sack. 1539 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:25,640 Maybe get a bit of cream for it or something. Just to try and patch it back up. Patch Adams now. With Robin Williams. And you've got McGoldrick. You've got Hendrick. He's doing a little bit of jiggery jinking. In the middle of the- the ship is sinking for Israel. And he's jinking the ball around. 1540 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:44,640 Oh, it's lovely, sumptuous, casual textbook work here from Ireland. And the Hurricane Hurricane is in. He's turning left. He's turning right. Lazy back to Hendrick. With a rattlesnake. But it's double kissed back into the area by McGoldrick. 1541 01:17:44,640 --> 01:18:13,640 Even though it wasn't McGoldrick. It was Hurricane Hurricane again. McGoldrick was trying to get his third McGoldrick of the game. Israel. What have they got? Not much. They're long exponents of the long ball tonight. And it's Ireland who have flattened their opponents. And really danced a lovely horn pipe or reel across their Israeli dreams. 1542 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:42,360 And look at this. And look at this. Now Israel. Oh, no, man. That's a real, real shit situation. But it's come too late. Who's he shushing? You can shush yourself, man. Shush yourself. He's telling the boys in green to shut their holes. But I tell you, we're not going to take that lightly. Because I tell you what, we're the best fans in Europe, in the world as well. 1543 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:49,680 The Israelis can't travel. That's the problem. The Irish can. The Israelis can't travel. 1544 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:56,480 I don't think you should be getting that specific about traveling fans. 1545 01:18:57,620 --> 01:19:15,740 Well, they can travel. Let's just say that. I take it back. Listen, you can travel, lads. Well done to you. But I've never seen gangs of you dancing to Freed From Desire at four in the morning, having the crack, drinking pints, integrating with the locals. 1546 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:24,080 Anyway, we'll move on. The game has to go on. Look at this now. Whelan. And it's the game. It's the game in the bag for the boys. 1547 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:35,260 McGoldrick strikes twice. They say lightning never strikes twice. But McGoldrick does. And he's some bolt of lightning for this team. 1548 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,300 Congrats your bloody-lations there. 1549 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,900 You can see it on the faces of Keough. 1550 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,500 He's absolutely... 1551 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,640 The faces of Keough. 1552 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:44,320 How many faces has he got, Tom? 1553 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:47,400 He's only got one face, but you can see it on all of them. 1554 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,400 He's absolutely delighted. 1555 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:54,800 And we're so proud of all the boys back here in the commentary booth. 1556 01:19:55,940 --> 01:19:59,280 It really was a fantastic performance from all the boys. 1557 01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:03,840 You had Ireland with the two goals and Israel only with one. 1558 01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:06,300 We had the 67% of the possession. 1559 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,780 Nine of our shots were off target. 1560 01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:10,200 Well, five of them were on. 1561 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:11,740 We had nine shots. 1562 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,700 Five of them were on target. 1563 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,820 Israel only had two shots. 1564 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,100 One of them was on target. 1565 01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,040 Yeah, we had four fouls. 1566 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:18,920 Three of them were good. 1567 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:23,860 Four three kicks to the Israelites that they couldn't do nothing with them. 1568 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:24,140 Why? 1569 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,420 They were at the other end of their pitch. 1570 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,640 A couple of bad offside situations going on there. 1571 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,840 We need to get that check, Tom. 1572 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,460 I would say it goes far to say now we got bet by Brazil in the World Cup final. 1573 01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:34,420 Why? 1574 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:38,920 Because of the offside shenanigans of Shane Lang. 1575 01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:41,140 The shenanigans of Shane Lang. 1576 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:49,420 But yeah, you don't want to be getting on his back because he did pull us out of a few dodgy situations. 1577 01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:51,360 Look, Shane Lang's fantastic. 1578 01:20:52,220 --> 01:20:53,660 And he should be starting every game. 1579 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:59,260 But we got to play with the formation that we're comfortable with. 1580 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,740 And then maybe introduce them because there's nothing in the opposition. 1581 01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:04,600 You're the opposition. 1582 01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:11,500 The last thing you want to see in 70 minutes is fecking Shane Lang warming up on the touchline about to come on. 1583 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,620 Yeah, I agree with you. 1584 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:20,380 I'm in a complete agreement zone with you, Tommy. 1585 01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:23,020 I think you're so right. 1586 01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:32,920 And it's a testament to his ability as well that we do consider him an integral part of the team. 1587 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,060 Let's quick look at the passes. 1588 01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:34,860 They're successful. 1589 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,280 There's 146 passes strung together by Aaron tonight. 1590 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,300 It's pretty impressive stuff. 1591 01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:42,660 Definitely a markup on the last game anyway. 1592 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,220 There were games we were absolutely arsehole in teams in the last... 1593 01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:49,020 Was it the World Cup? 1594 01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,200 Was it the World Cup? 1595 01:21:50,260 --> 01:21:51,180 Yeah, it happened yesterday. 1596 01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,200 Start to finish. 1597 01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:54,460 We were in the World Cup yesterday. 1598 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,060 Was it Ireland? 1599 01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:57,240 Arsehole. 1600 01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,020 New Zealand. 1601 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:00,760 5-0. 1602 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,260 Jack Kramer, the big goose. 1603 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,260 Thank you very much, man. 1604 01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:08,060 But if you looked at the paperwork afterwards when you got back to the office, 1605 01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:10,320 you could see that they were equal in the pass rate. 1606 01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:12,320 So you do the mathematics. 1607 01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:14,540 Yeah, they were equal in the pass rate. 1608 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,440 We didn't really hold or retain possession that well. 1609 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,800 We were giving it away too much. 1610 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,540 Merlin the wizard, thank you very much for your tip, my friend. 1611 01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:24,820 That is very, very, very kind to you. 1612 01:22:24,860 --> 01:22:25,960 I hope you're getting on well. 1613 01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,240 And all the best to you. 1614 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,360 As for interceptions, they had to do the bulk of the work. 1615 01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,360 But, I mean, we still made 15 more. 1616 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,480 Well, we made three more than them. 1617 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,600 Four tackles strong in the tackle we were. 1618 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,220 And one save by them. 1619 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,780 Bounty is out for you. 1620 01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:45,880 Charmin, thank you very much. 1621 01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,240 So, all in all, a great game and a great situation. 1622 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:56,120 Please stay with us for the next match in this situation here. 1623 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,660 We're going to go over to Connor Williams. 1624 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,060 Thank you very much to Massad there. 1625 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:03,700 Thank you very much. 1626 01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:07,060 Over to Connor Williams now with the roundup of the rest of today's games. 1627 01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:27,500 Another day. 1628 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:28,600 Another dollar. 1629 01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:30,960 The UEFA Euro 2020 here. 1630 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,600 Brought to you by Kone FM. 1631 01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:40,280 Bosnia-Herzegovina had a 2-0 stale made draw against the Ukrainian Bobboys. 1632 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:44,340 Over in their opening group or second group game. 1633 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,540 SK, thank you very much for the tip there, SK. 1634 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,660 Very, very kind of you. 1635 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,300 Hope you're doing well. 1636 01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:56,420 The Grecian Greeks won 1-0 up against Latvia. 1637 01:23:57,380 --> 01:24:06,320 Of course, Azerbaijan continue a depressing foray into the European Championship with a 0-2 defeat at the hands of Sweden. 1638 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,760 Thank you very much to the Free Palestine boys. 1639 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:16,080 And it was Ireland who yet again continue their impressive campaign so far. 1640 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:20,820 By dispatching Israel with a 2-1 victory there. 1641 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,260 McGoldrick getting both goals. 1642 01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:25,660 An absolute fantastic night. 1643 01:24:26,340 --> 01:24:27,320 For the boys in green. 1644 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:29,380 And for football as well. 1645 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,080 I'm Connor Williams 1646 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,440 coming up with the highlights now 1647 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,440 the Brazilian Grand Prix 1648 01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,720 stay with us for more football 1649 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:37,160 and 1650 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,960 see you later 1651 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:43,440 on Network 2 1652 01:24:43,440 --> 01:25:04,920 a lot of these drivers now are faced with 1653 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:11,780 the undying possibility that maybe their lives have been leading up to a moment of clarity and reasoning 1654 01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:13,160 and they don't know what to do 1655 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,140 look Jordan we came to watch the cars go round the track fast 1656 01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,980 we don't want any of that psycho bobble 1657 01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,560 if that's okay with you 1658 01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:21,700 and into lap 8 we go here on Network 2 1659 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,320 we're on board with Ricardo in the Renault 1660 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,620 as he reproaches the Simon Harris corner of pace 1661 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,520 it's wheel to wheel and Madison has shat the bed 1662 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,380 and spun off into a dejected nightmare 1663 01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:33,060 while Ricardo melts away into the sunset like a liquid dildo 1664 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:36,180 really irresponsible move from Ricardo there was contact 1665 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,920 as you can see contact was made there 1666 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:40,480 Ricardo's right balloon might have snapped off the left hand panel 1667 01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,440 slider off Madison's thumb box 1668 01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:46,300 meanwhile a jacklifter slides under Lewis Hamilton's funky bumper 1669 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,480 four new rubbers and he's ready to rock 1670 01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,820 watch for strap and sand 1671 01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:54,520 box pick a perfect box pick a perfect box 1672 01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:56,500 that's pitch shack speak for listen lads 1673 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,640 let's get a big fat fresh set of balloons onto the end of my four shafts 1674 01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:03,500 and do it quickly for my stiffness ebbs the longer we fumbled 1675 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:08,740 there was a really sweet sweet pitch shack maneuver from Toro Rosso 1676 01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:14,500 and as you say that Jordan Kibitza has just tailgated to Toro Rosso as he exited the pit lane 1677 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:20,500 Kibitza just David Blanes out of his balloon hatch making a Ronnie Rolex out of his strap on but what can you do? 1678 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:26,080 live fast you die hard on today FM! 1679 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:41,360 welcome back to this the European Championships say no to racism the bands have been worn on the arms of the players also we're doing well 1680 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:48,880 Sweden are our opponents they look like the handiest out of the group so we want to be careful with ourselves here 1681 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:52,220 you'd want to mind your P's and Q's isn't that the case Tommy? 1682 01:26:53,180 --> 01:26:55,180 let's stand for the Swedish national anthem! 1683 01:26:55,180 --> 01:27:25,160 Let's go. 1684 01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:50,820 Feel the green. Arizona. Feel the green. Arizona. 1685 01:27:50,820 --> 01:28:14,000 The scene is set. The porridge is tasty. 1686 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:22,160 The men are out on the pitch. The time for chatting is over. The time for chatting is shite. 1687 01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:25,600 That was yesterday. Today is the day we do the talking on the pitch. 1688 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:30,480 We're G'd up. Ride on, Sally. Let's do it. 1689 01:28:31,220 --> 01:28:38,640 You've got Forsberg, Foppe on the right wing. You've got Berg up front, Andersen, Klassen, Augustensen, Grandfisk. 1690 01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,220 All of these big Swedish headers. 1691 01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:47,120 And it's Ireland. Who are about to take the tip. 1692 01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,400 And we're away. 1693 01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:05,720 Duffy, sorry about... Sorry, we just need to remove the porridge from the screen, please. 1694 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,060 Can we get the porridge removed? Tom? 1695 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:08,960 Eh? 1696 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,200 Can you take the porridge off the screen, man? 1697 01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:12,340 Sorry, one sec. 1698 01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:15,600 Tom, this is really... 1699 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,600 Unprofessional. 1700 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,940 No, you're making it bigger. 1701 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:22,200 What? 1702 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:26,280 You're making the porridge bigger. You need to take it off the screen. It's obstructing the screen. 1703 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:29,720 How do I do that? 1704 01:29:30,460 --> 01:29:33,540 You click the fucking eye button. The button takes it off. 1705 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,500 Where's that? 1706 01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:43,260 Can you not... Can you not just make it small or take it off completely? Don't drag it down. 1707 01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:46,720 You're dragging it back up again, man. 1708 01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:51,600 I don't know how to operate. You haven't given me sufficient instructions for this. 1709 01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:53,860 Let me do it. 1710 01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:00,440 You see, it's not easy, is it? 1711 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:01,540 Let me... I'm trying to reach. 1712 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,520 There. One click. 1713 01:30:06,620 --> 01:30:08,320 One click is all it takes. 1714 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:14,380 Thank you, Francis. 1715 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:15,700 No problem. 1716 01:30:16,020 --> 01:30:17,380 Let's carry on with the match here. 1717 01:30:17,380 --> 01:30:18,240 Thank you very much. 1718 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,000 Myself, Francis Higgins here. 1719 01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,400 Not on the ball. I'm actually speaking. 1720 01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:23,540 It's Coleman on the ball. 1721 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:26,140 Coleman rolls the ball back to Duffy. 1722 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:26,940 Duffy. 1723 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:28,740 To Keo now. 1724 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:29,440 Richie Keo. 1725 01:30:29,580 --> 01:30:30,340 Squish the bish. 1726 01:30:30,420 --> 01:30:32,340 I want to say a big thank you to Squish the bish. 1727 01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:38,480 You tipped tenner there a moment ago when we were trying to get Tommy Schluck to learn basic computer operations. 1728 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,000 Thank you very much. 1729 01:30:40,620 --> 01:30:40,960 Duffy. 1730 01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:43,580 Sweeps it up towards Hendrik. 1731 01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:45,940 Nice confident start here from the Irish. 1732 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,620 McGoldrick has found himself with a bit of space on the edge of the area. 1733 01:30:51,140 --> 01:30:51,860 No support. 1734 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,020 Passes out to McLean. 1735 01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:53,620 McLean. 1736 01:30:54,060 --> 01:30:54,900 Threw ball to McGoldrick. 1737 01:30:55,020 --> 01:30:55,680 First time. 1738 01:30:56,060 --> 01:30:56,320 Oh. 1739 01:30:57,020 --> 01:30:57,460 Just. 1740 01:30:58,460 --> 01:30:58,780 Just. 1741 01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:03,940 A hair's whisker away from going in there for McGoldrick. 1742 01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:07,880 Great vision from James McLean to see McGoldrick making that run. 1743 01:31:08,540 --> 01:31:09,880 And a lovely touch as well. 1744 01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:11,020 From that angle. 1745 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,820 To be able to disturb and disrupt the goalkeeper. 1746 01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:14,740 Yeah. 1747 01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:15,780 He's confident. 1748 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:16,380 But I mean. 1749 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:16,800 Let's. 1750 01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:17,720 Let's see how. 1751 01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:18,780 Let's see how he's. 1752 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,160 How he's holding up. 1753 01:31:20,380 --> 01:31:21,560 Come the end of the half. 1754 01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:23,200 Brady. 1755 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:23,320 Brady. 1756 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,760 Lofts the corner balloon into the danger mix. 1757 01:31:27,460 --> 01:31:27,720 Oh. 1758 01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:30,240 That happened so fast. 1759 01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,540 Jimmy McLean with a lovely little tap. 1760 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,140 Very. 1761 01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:34,500 Very. 1762 01:31:34,660 --> 01:31:34,880 Very. 1763 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:36,920 Close. 1764 01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,700 Would you say Tom? 1765 01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:41,220 You can see for yourself. 1766 01:31:42,380 --> 01:31:42,880 Close. 1767 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:44,840 Too close for comfort. 1768 01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:46,220 But not close enough. 1769 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,520 But not. 1770 01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:48,320 Close. 1771 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:48,880 Enough. 1772 01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:49,680 You're goddamn right. 1773 01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:50,940 I gotta say something. 1774 01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,140 We'd want to be dispatching these. 1775 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:54,500 Boys. 1776 01:31:54,740 --> 01:31:55,460 Right now. 1777 01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:56,560 In the next 10 minutes. 1778 01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:57,860 Because I don't trust them. 1779 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,020 You don't trust Swede. 1780 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:02,720 Nope. 1781 01:32:02,940 --> 01:32:04,160 I don't trust the Swedes. 1782 01:32:05,060 --> 01:32:06,400 I also don't trust. 1783 01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,740 The vegetable Swede either. 1784 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:10,480 Why? 1785 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:12,500 Because it just. 1786 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:13,500 What is it like? 1787 01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:14,600 Do you know. 1788 01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:15,880 It's a. 1789 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:16,680 It's a vegetable. 1790 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:18,240 Yeah. 1791 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:18,720 But like. 1792 01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:20,460 What is it. 1793 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:20,880 What's it. 1794 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:21,820 What's it trying to be. 1795 01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:22,920 What's it trying to achieve. 1796 01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:23,860 What's it trying to prove. 1797 01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:26,020 That's very. 1798 01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:26,660 Deep. 1799 01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:27,440 Philosophical. 1800 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,220 I don't know what you mean. 1801 01:32:28,820 --> 01:32:29,020 Well. 1802 01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:29,600 A carrot. 1803 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:30,040 You know. 1804 01:32:30,140 --> 01:32:31,480 You know where you stand with a carrot. 1805 01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:33,120 It's a carrot like. 1806 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:33,720 Yep. 1807 01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:35,580 Very identifiable veg. 1808 01:32:36,180 --> 01:32:36,480 Oh. 1809 01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:38,640 She's sorry about that. 1810 01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:40,080 Got confused with the veg there. 1811 01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:41,360 The. 1812 01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:42,000 The shpod as well. 1813 01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:42,420 Oh sorry. 1814 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,220 Ireland on the ball. 1815 01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:43,640 Hendrick. 1816 01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:46,220 Hendrick. 1817 01:32:47,900 --> 01:32:48,960 Still with Ireland now. 1818 01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:50,340 Lovely ball. 1819 01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:51,200 Down here to. 1820 01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:51,980 Coleman. 1821 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,660 Who's dispossessed on the edge of the area. 1822 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,300 By the Swedish defense. 1823 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:57,280 Um. 1824 01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:58,020 And it's. 1825 01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,060 Picked up again. 1826 01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:00,420 By the Swedes. 1827 01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:01,400 In the middle of the park. 1828 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,560 They're looking to get this balloon up front. 1829 01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:04,700 But there's too many men. 1830 01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,000 Trailing them. 1831 01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:07,060 Um. 1832 01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:07,480 Still. 1833 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:07,920 Ireland. 1834 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:08,880 Cannot. 1835 01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:10,440 Keep a hold of the balloon. 1836 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:12,740 When they have possession of it. 1837 01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:14,080 Needless to say. 1838 01:33:14,140 --> 01:33:14,780 It's gone out now. 1839 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:16,240 For a Swedish throw. 1840 01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:16,920 On the edge. 1841 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,240 Of the Irish area. 1842 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,160 It's a bit dangerous. 1843 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,300 Header comes forward. 1844 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:21,160 It's Augustinson. 1845 01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:21,800 On the edge. 1846 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:22,700 Tries to. 1847 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:23,900 Beat his man. 1848 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,660 He's holding up well. 1849 01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:27,040 He does beat his man. 1850 01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:27,900 Indeed he does. 1851 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:28,700 He's trying to get the ball. 1852 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,080 He's spent too long on it though. 1853 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:31,320 Missed. 1854 01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:32,260 His opportunity. 1855 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:33,260 To get the ball. 1856 01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:34,240 Into the area. 1857 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:34,880 Sweden. 1858 01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:36,280 Kind of. 1859 01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:37,160 Trying to maintain. 1860 01:33:37,540 --> 01:33:37,940 Possession. 1861 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:38,400 When really. 1862 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,820 Should be trying to get that ball. 1863 01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:40,480 Into the mix up. 1864 01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:41,520 Yep. 1865 01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:43,200 They just don't have. 1866 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:44,040 That little bit of bite. 1867 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:44,660 That quickness. 1868 01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:45,180 That pace. 1869 01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:46,640 That allows them to get into a position. 1870 01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:47,440 To cross the ball. 1871 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:48,260 And. 1872 01:33:48,460 --> 01:33:49,140 Look at that now. 1873 01:33:49,380 --> 01:33:49,920 They've lashed it. 1874 01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:51,160 Ireland on the break now. 1875 01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:51,760 McGoldrick. 1876 01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940 He's got a couple of men. 1877 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:53,620 Helping him up. 1878 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:54,720 It's a lovely little. 1879 01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:56,140 Flank running move here. 1880 01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:57,020 By the Irish squad. 1881 01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:58,020 McGoldrick. 1882 01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,540 In a dangerous position now. 1883 01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:00,440 Got the ball. 1884 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:01,580 Dispossessed though. 1885 01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:02,360 On the edge of the area. 1886 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:03,360 And it's Hendrick. 1887 01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:04,540 Who sweeps it out to Brady. 1888 01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:04,980 Brady. 1889 01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:06,280 He's got Coleman in support. 1890 01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:07,300 Coleman now. 1891 01:34:07,940 --> 01:34:09,040 Loses the ball again. 1892 01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:09,860 Second time. 1893 01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:10,780 In the last ten minutes. 1894 01:34:10,860 --> 01:34:11,420 Down at this. 1895 01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:12,720 Crucial part of the pitch. 1896 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:13,900 But it doesn't matter. 1897 01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:15,400 Because Ireland have picked up the scrappage. 1898 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:16,440 And it's McGoldrick. 1899 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,400 Who's still got the ball. 1900 01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:18,220 And. 1901 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:19,320 The ref has blown. 1902 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,420 For a reckless. 1903 01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:21,780 Bit of play there. 1904 01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:22,540 From McGoldrick. 1905 01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:23,680 Who went in heavy on. 1906 01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:24,980 Your man. 1907 01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:25,840 Shin bone. 1908 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,120 Scored the shin. 1909 01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:27,800 Shin goal. 1910 01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:28,460 In the last. 1911 01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:29,940 Game. 1912 01:34:30,060 --> 01:34:30,660 And then he went. 1913 01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:30,660 And then he went. 1914 01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:30,660 And then he went. 1915 01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:31,340 Hard on Helen. 1916 01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:31,900 To shin. 1917 01:34:32,340 --> 01:34:32,760 Bone there. 1918 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,020 And caused a bit of shin pain. 1919 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:35,800 Shin. 1920 01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:36,340 Shin. 1921 01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:37,280 Shin pain. 1922 01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:37,880 In the membrane. 1923 01:34:38,780 --> 01:34:39,080 Yep. 1924 01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:40,380 Shin. 1925 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:40,960 Pain. 1926 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:41,460 In. 1927 01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:42,800 The brain. 1928 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:43,440 Now. 1929 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:44,280 Sweden. 1930 01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,040 They're doing a bit of Swedish work. 1931 01:34:46,100 --> 01:34:47,060 In the middle of the pitch. 1932 01:34:47,540 --> 01:34:48,900 But their Swedes have been rattled. 1933 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:49,900 And McGoldrick. 1934 01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:50,740 Trying to. 1935 01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,860 Make people sick. 1936 01:34:52,100 --> 01:34:52,600 With a lovely. 1937 01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:53,560 Backy old flick. 1938 01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:54,220 To his man. 1939 01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,320 Didn't find him though. 1940 01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:56,040 And the Swedes have. 1941 01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:57,560 Gathered up the crumbs again. 1942 01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:58,160 And are trying to. 1943 01:34:58,520 --> 01:34:59,880 Build up from the back here. 1944 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:00,080 And. 1945 01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:02,500 Solidify their attacking prowess. 1946 01:35:02,540 --> 01:35:03,180 Which they have. 1947 01:35:03,260 --> 01:35:03,500 You know. 1948 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,240 They're not lacking in the skill areas. 1949 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,360 They're pressing in the attacking midfield place. 1950 01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:08,640 Losing the ball. 1951 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:08,980 Ireland. 1952 01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,680 It's not looking good for them at the moment. 1953 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,000 On the edge of the area. 1954 01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:12,320 Sweden. 1955 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,200 They're trying to get across in. 1956 01:35:13,320 --> 01:35:13,540 Again. 1957 01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:15,160 Taking too much time on it. 1958 01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:16,120 And Ender Stevens. 1959 01:35:16,540 --> 01:35:17,660 Scoops up the scoopage. 1960 01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:18,880 With his scoopy spoon. 1961 01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:20,520 And gives it to McLean. 1962 01:35:20,660 --> 01:35:21,680 Who's bombing down the. 1963 01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:22,680 Side of the wing. 1964 01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:23,680 Like an absolute demonic. 1965 01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:24,480 Bat out of hell. 1966 01:35:24,780 --> 01:35:25,680 He forwards the ball. 1967 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:26,520 Into a lovely little. 1968 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:27,640 Through area. 1969 01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:28,360 To McGoldrick. 1970 01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:29,020 Who's got time. 1971 01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:29,540 McGoldrick. 1972 01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:30,900 Passes the ball into the middle. 1973 01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:32,100 First time from Hendrick. 1974 01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:33,160 Takes a deflection. 1975 01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:35,440 And rolls out to the left hand side. 1976 01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:37,120 Of the Swedish goal. 1977 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,080 It's going to go out for an. 1978 01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:39,600 Ireland corner kick. 1979 01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:41,300 And better now from Ireland. 1980 01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:41,640 Tom. 1981 01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:43,040 Better play. 1982 01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:44,160 Lovely bit of. 1983 01:35:44,260 --> 01:35:45,600 Work down the wing from McLean. 1984 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,460 Did well to get the ball into Hendrick. 1985 01:35:48,100 --> 01:35:50,200 Unlucky the ball didn't go into the back of the sack. 1986 01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:50,900 There for him. 1987 01:35:51,140 --> 01:35:51,160 But. 1988 01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:52,520 Great play Ireland. 1989 01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:54,400 Great play indeed. 1990 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,200 And it'll be Robbie. 1991 01:35:55,580 --> 01:35:56,620 Robbie Brady. 1992 01:35:56,620 --> 01:35:59,240 To float this corner ball into the. 1993 01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:00,560 The danger sack. 1994 01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:01,800 As it goes right in. 1995 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:02,520 Who's going to. 1996 01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:03,220 It's anyone's. 1997 01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:03,840 It's anyone's. 1998 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:04,880 And it's McGoldrick. 1999 01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:05,940 It goes over the bar. 2000 01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:09,360 And header from quite a distance out there. 2001 01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,620 It wasn't really ever going to bother the goalkeeper. 2002 01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:14,340 Yep. 2003 01:36:14,780 --> 01:36:20,100 I think they just need to maybe get the ball into a little bit closer to that front post. 2004 01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:22,060 Utilize McLean. 2005 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,940 You know, he's quick, he's nippy, and he can actually, he's good with the tapping. 2006 01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,040 Yep. 2007 01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:30,960 34 tappings per season. 2008 01:36:31,780 --> 01:36:32,860 That doesn't sound right. 2009 01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:35,440 No, sorry, I meant 34 minutes on the clock. 2010 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,140 I just said 34 tappings instead of minutes. 2011 01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:43,480 And an unprofessional foray into time. 2012 01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,840 Space and time, is it? 2013 01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:47,740 Yep. 2014 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,440 The universe. 2015 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,340 Stars. 2016 01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:51,240 Football. 2017 01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:52,740 What does it all mean? 2018 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,820 Time is just a construct. 2019 01:36:55,020 --> 01:36:56,040 Did you ever think about that? 2020 01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,900 Yeah, I heard about that, but I think it's a load of bollocks. 2021 01:36:59,620 --> 01:37:01,580 But I mean, it doesn't exist. 2022 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:02,500 Time doesn't exist. 2023 01:37:02,580 --> 01:37:03,440 We just made it up. 2024 01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:06,500 Yeah, but in a sense it exists. 2025 01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:11,540 Do you know, like, time, it's happened now, it's going to be gone in a minute. 2026 01:37:12,340 --> 01:37:14,000 Yeah, but that minute doesn't exist. 2027 01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,040 You're saying the minute exists. 2028 01:37:16,180 --> 01:37:18,120 There's just an endless piece of now. 2029 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:21,500 There is no future or past. 2030 01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:22,700 It's an endless piece of now. 2031 01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:25,760 I think we need to get back to the game. 2032 01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:27,240 Robbie Brady now. 2033 01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:28,180 What's he going to do? 2034 01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:29,280 Something from the training ground. 2035 01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:29,740 Perhaps. 2036 01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:30,100 He does. 2037 01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:31,680 He passes it short to McLean. 2038 01:37:31,740 --> 01:37:34,840 McLean holds it well, and he's giving it out to Horahan on the area. 2039 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,580 Horahan gets the ball in. 2040 01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:40,500 It's anyone's business, but nobody decides to do business. 2041 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:40,860 Why? 2042 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,300 Because the shops are all closed. 2043 01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:44,460 The government has asked us to keep everything closed. 2044 01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:52,660 And Ireland are refusing to stay closed with their play now as Hendrik tries to find McGoldrick on that edge of that Swedish box. 2045 01:37:52,740 --> 01:38:02,380 But it's a Swedish trap we've been lured into as they take the balloon away in their Scandinavian ways. 2046 01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:04,860 Individualistic Scandinavian ways. 2047 01:38:04,980 --> 01:38:10,200 Trying to do individual runs down the side of the pitch, but it's not working out for them. 2048 01:38:10,260 --> 01:38:11,220 They need to do teamwork. 2049 01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:12,260 Oh my god. 2050 01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:14,200 I think we fouled that fuck. 2051 01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:15,240 I think we fouled him. 2052 01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:16,600 But we got away with it. 2053 01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:23,640 Yes, we was about to shit the pants then when your man got through. 2054 01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:25,860 Tommy, we need to not say that. 2055 01:38:26,380 --> 01:38:27,640 We're not in the pub anymore. 2056 01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:29,260 This is a broadcast. 2057 01:38:29,580 --> 01:38:30,720 Remember, think BBC. 2058 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:32,060 Think Sky. 2059 01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:33,580 Think RTE. 2060 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,640 I nearly... 2061 01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,640 I nearly... 2062 01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:43,340 What else can you say, like, instead of... 2063 01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:44,180 I shit myself, never. 2064 01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:45,880 See, you got scared. 2065 01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,680 I nearly got scared myself then. 2066 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,340 When your man got played through. 2067 01:38:51,020 --> 01:38:53,280 I really thought Sweden were gonna punish us. 2068 01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:54,960 But I'm so glad they didn't. 2069 01:38:55,580 --> 01:38:58,140 Let's have a quick look at those highlights and see what's going on. 2070 01:38:59,620 --> 01:39:01,100 I know that we got the better of them. 2071 01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:01,760 We got the better... 2072 01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:02,840 We got the better of the bounce. 2073 01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:03,400 So we did. 2074 01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:04,000 Tom. 2075 01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:05,460 We did, yeah. 2076 01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:06,700 We got the best bounce of the ball. 2077 01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,420 More you could have asked for. 2078 01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:14,060 This was a real silky, sensual bit of Sinn Féin work from the Sinn... 2079 01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:15,760 Sinn Master Flash there. 2080 01:39:17,820 --> 01:39:21,160 And Olsen really loving it as well. 2081 01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:22,680 Really pumped up for the match. 2082 01:39:23,380 --> 01:39:25,560 The lovely balls kept coming in. 2083 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:26,880 Thick and fast. 2084 01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:28,520 With McLean. 2085 01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:31,740 Trying to get on the end of a real sumptuous whipcracker. 2086 01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:33,060 From Robbie Brady. 2087 01:39:33,980 --> 01:39:34,280 Yep. 2088 01:39:34,480 --> 01:39:40,580 And it was that man Hendrik who really tried to give a real blast off with this blast baller. 2089 01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:46,840 Which went off the Swedish shinbone deluxer and came back for a two-way niner. 2090 01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:48,680 This Hendrik ball here, look. 2091 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:50,560 Came back from a gold rick. 2092 01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:51,520 1-2. 2093 01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:52,740 What's the story, lads? 2094 01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:53,540 Where's that going? 2095 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,080 Yeah, Hendrik's trying to get into the mix-up. 2096 01:39:56,140 --> 01:39:59,000 It's nice to see the other players trying to get a goal as well. 2097 01:39:59,060 --> 01:40:01,320 We can't just be relying too much on my gold rick. 2098 01:40:01,820 --> 01:40:03,580 Or Shane Long as him when he does appear. 2099 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:04,960 Lovely corner ball here. 2100 01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:05,880 That would have thrown out. 2101 01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:06,800 It could have been anyone's ball. 2102 01:40:07,300 --> 01:40:07,580 Yep. 2103 01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:08,880 Could have been anyone's ball. 2104 01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:11,360 Went straight over the ball. 2105 01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:17,520 And look, from that range, you're trying your luck and you're pushing your luck. 2106 01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:19,920 This was the real scare tactic at the end. 2107 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,100 What did they make of this, Tom? 2108 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:23,720 You know what I made of it and I can't see it. 2109 01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:24,400 Yep. 2110 01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:30,020 You nearly spoffed the togs, for want of a better term. 2111 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,000 I wouldn't have said spoffed. 2112 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,600 I would have said, you know, soiled. 2113 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:34,400 Exactly. 2114 01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:37,720 Now, this ball here, we've seen it before. 2115 01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:39,060 What do you make of it again? 2116 01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:43,060 He's got a great shin and an amazing knee. 2117 01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:45,280 Shin-y. 2118 01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,140 Shin-y. 2119 01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,140 Shin-y indeed. 2120 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:50,520 We're going to move on. 2121 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:54,320 We'll be back to you for the second half now, just after a quick blast of Vertonghen. 2122 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:55,720 Vertonghen. 2123 01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:56,840 Vertonghen. 2124 01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:57,880 Vertonghen. 2125 01:40:58,260 --> 01:40:58,940 Vertonghen. 2126 01:40:59,340 --> 01:41:00,060 Vertonghen. 2127 01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:01,140 Vertonghen. 2128 01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:02,240 Vertonghen. 2129 01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,280 Vertonghen. 2130 01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:04,400 Vertonghen. 2131 01:41:04,740 --> 01:41:05,420 Vertonghen. 2132 01:41:05,820 --> 01:41:06,500 Vertonghen. 2133 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,620 Vertonghen. 2134 01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:08,680 Vertonghen. 2135 01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:09,780 Vertonghen. 2136 01:41:10,020 --> 01:41:10,380 Vertonghen. 2137 01:41:10,620 --> 01:41:13,380 Welcome back to the match. 2138 01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:14,200 Thank you very much there. 2139 01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:15,420 Just the tip for your tip. 2140 01:41:15,540 --> 01:41:21,600 Welcome back to the second half of this third group game for Ireland in the Euro 2020 tournament, 2141 01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:25,780 which is taking place before our very eyes right now. 2142 01:41:25,860 --> 01:41:27,600 Myself and Tommy Schlug are here. 2143 01:41:28,260 --> 01:41:28,840 Are you getting on? 2144 01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:30,480 Not too bad, Tommy. 2145 01:41:30,580 --> 01:41:31,380 I hope you're keeping well. 2146 01:41:31,780 --> 01:41:36,380 We're going to be bringing you through play by play for the second half here. 2147 01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:38,640 Brain Schlug, thank you very much for your tip there, man. 2148 01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:44,580 Hopefully you're keeping well and not letting the COVID-ines get to you. 2149 01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:47,020 The branch-covidians and the like. 2150 01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:49,700 Sweden now. 2151 01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:55,640 Trying to make light of this COVID-19 nightmare that we're in by playing nice football. 2152 01:41:57,220 --> 01:42:01,300 And they're comfortably floating balls back to their men at the back. 2153 01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:07,060 And then lofting real cheeky ones forward too to try and find men up the front. 2154 01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:12,220 But it's just not working for them there as Ireland pick up the scoopage. 2155 01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:13,680 That was a slur. 2156 01:42:13,940 --> 01:42:14,620 You're cancelled. 2157 01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:17,420 It was a mistimed word. 2158 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,760 I meant to say pick up the scoopage. 2159 01:42:19,980 --> 01:42:21,940 But a slur. 2160 01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:25,240 What would appear to be a slur came out. 2161 01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:26,720 And that's not right. 2162 01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:34,900 But what can you do in these tried and tested times of COVID when you're trying to control a football team. 2163 01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:38,840 As well as maintain composure and dignity on a microphone. 2164 01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:45,500 I think maybe what you need to do is have a little sit down and let me do a bit of play by play. 2165 01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:48,660 Because you're going to get us taken off here. 2166 01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:52,460 As Ireland. 2167 01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,420 Start at the back now with Randolph. 2168 01:42:55,820 --> 01:42:58,060 Randolph the Red Hand Reindeer. 2169 01:42:58,440 --> 01:43:00,240 Again just a polite nickname. 2170 01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:05,460 No association with any unionism or loyalist paramilitaries or anything like that. 2171 01:43:06,100 --> 01:43:12,480 I think it's just maybe high time we give up the Rudolph the Red Hand Reindeer. 2172 01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,980 Because one we've said it once. 2173 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:16,120 Yeah I get you. 2174 01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:19,340 Two we've said it probably two or three times. 2175 01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:20,920 Yeah we have said it more than that. 2176 01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,440 Three he's not even a reindeer. 2177 01:43:23,620 --> 01:43:24,160 He's a man. 2178 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:25,280 I get you. 2179 01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:30,440 And four he doesn't even have red hands. 2180 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:31,540 So. 2181 01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,000 Ireland. 2182 01:43:34,740 --> 01:43:35,240 Ireland. 2183 01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:42,740 That's an amazing goal. 2184 01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:46,060 Fantastic work. 2185 01:43:46,060 --> 01:43:46,640 Fantastic work. 2186 01:43:47,060 --> 01:43:48,660 And it just comes out of nowhere. 2187 01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:53,320 It's right at the time when you bloody well need it as well. 2188 01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:56,480 We were becoming bogged down and mired down. 2189 01:43:57,180 --> 01:44:02,500 In very very poor play by play commentary. 2190 01:44:03,220 --> 01:44:09,260 What we needed was that whip crack from the edge of the box by Dave McGoldrick. 2191 01:44:09,380 --> 01:44:15,420 Can you absolutely bloody well believe what this man is doing the last two games? 2192 01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:18,160 He was the mayor of Monaco. 2193 01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:19,440 He was the mayor of Monaco the last day. 2194 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,480 And now he's the Sultan of Sweden. 2195 01:44:21,580 --> 01:44:22,380 Today. 2196 01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:25,280 Hammering balls from outside the box. 2197 01:44:26,580 --> 01:44:29,440 He's an absolute ball hammerer of a man. 2198 01:44:29,440 --> 01:44:29,760 Is he? 2199 01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,660 I go as far as to say. 2200 01:44:31,740 --> 01:44:34,760 He does nothing but hammer balls all day and all night. 2201 01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,320 When he goes home. 2202 01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,420 He's a fine exponent of the game. 2203 01:44:39,020 --> 01:44:41,080 He stays hammering balls off the wall. 2204 01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:43,320 Doesn't even get sleep. 2205 01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:44,800 He's mad. 2206 01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:47,960 He's that mad into the ball. 2207 01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:49,540 Indeed he is Tommy. 2208 01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:51,540 A real mad ball man. 2209 01:44:52,420 --> 01:44:53,960 Is what he is. 2210 01:44:54,220 --> 01:44:55,480 And Ireland trying to fucking. 2211 01:44:56,060 --> 01:44:56,940 Sorry about the language. 2212 01:44:57,140 --> 01:45:01,900 Maintain a level of composure and dignity that isn't being found anywhere else. 2213 01:45:01,940 --> 01:45:03,600 Especially not in the commentary box. 2214 01:45:04,020 --> 01:45:05,560 As Ender Stevens now. 2215 01:45:05,940 --> 01:45:08,080 Tries to team up with a lovely bit of McLean. 2216 01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:10,860 McLean sweeps the balloon forward to McGoldrick. 2217 01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:12,380 Who's got a little bit of time and space. 2218 01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,320 Gives it back to Horahan. 2219 01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:14,380 Who's lashed it. 2220 01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:15,800 But can he get it back off his man? 2221 01:45:15,860 --> 01:45:16,420 No he can't. 2222 01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,200 He's had his pocket picked off him. 2223 01:45:18,920 --> 01:45:19,760 And it looks as though. 2224 01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:23,580 Sweden are going to try and capitalize on the Irish capitulation. 2225 01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:26,980 But it's a lovely bit of work there defensively by Glenn Whelan. 2226 01:45:27,020 --> 01:45:27,960 And that's where he shines. 2227 01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:30,920 He's got that defensive nose. 2228 01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:32,600 He's also got. 2229 01:45:32,780 --> 01:45:33,840 He knows how to play a pass. 2230 01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:36,980 And he's been very very instrumental in our work. 2231 01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:38,400 Throughout this season. 2232 01:45:40,100 --> 01:45:40,540 McLean. 2233 01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:44,420 Trying to do a little bit of shimmy work here with Stevens. 2234 01:45:44,540 --> 01:45:45,960 It's worked out well for him. 2235 01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:47,020 McLean is now on the wing. 2236 01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:48,720 He's jinking around. 2237 01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:50,500 He sends a little blue ball in. 2238 01:45:51,460 --> 01:45:57,960 And it looks as though it's headed away calmly and coolly and cucumberistically by the Swedish defenders. 2239 01:45:58,800 --> 01:46:01,800 And they're shepherding the ball now. 2240 01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:04,140 Like a bunch of concerned shepherds. 2241 01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:06,960 Really concerned about one member of their flock. 2242 01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:12,000 Which they need to pass around as if it were a ball. 2243 01:46:13,380 --> 01:46:14,460 How would that look? 2244 01:46:14,460 --> 01:46:15,200 I don't know. 2245 01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:18,140 Probably like a bunch of lads with a little sheep or a lamb. 2246 01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:20,580 Just like kicking into each other. 2247 01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:22,380 That sounds like animal cruelty. 2248 01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:25,180 It does sound like animal cruelty. 2249 01:46:25,380 --> 01:46:26,280 And it probably will be. 2250 01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:27,940 But thankfully that's never going to happen. 2251 01:46:28,100 --> 01:46:29,040 Unless we live in. 2252 01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:33,860 We've yet to see how bad things can get with this COVID business. 2253 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,360 It seems to be getting worse by the day. 2254 01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:37,740 It's grand man. 2255 01:46:37,780 --> 01:46:38,680 It's going to be grand. 2256 01:46:38,820 --> 01:46:39,360 We'll be fine. 2257 01:46:39,420 --> 01:46:39,880 We'll be fine. 2258 01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:42,640 We just need to focus on winning against Sweden. 2259 01:46:42,780 --> 01:46:43,620 Everything's going to be okay. 2260 01:46:44,780 --> 01:46:45,180 Sweden. 2261 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,200 Trying to soak up the pressure here at the moment from Ireland. 2262 01:46:48,380 --> 01:46:51,380 Who to their credit are really giving as good as they've got. 2263 01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,340 Number 10 for Sweden. 2264 01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:55,040 Lustig. 2265 01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:57,420 They're passing it around. 2266 01:46:57,520 --> 01:47:00,700 But they really need to get the ball outside this part of the field. 2267 01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:02,620 Which they do. 2268 01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:04,580 A long effort. 2269 01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,420 Which is picked up by us very very easily and shambolically. 2270 01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:10,420 We send the ball forward to McGoldrick. 2271 01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,280 McGoldrick passes it out to Stevens. 2272 01:47:12,380 --> 01:47:13,560 Stevens to McLean now. 2273 01:47:13,820 --> 01:47:15,040 He's got McGoldrick making a run. 2274 01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:16,600 He gives it to McGoldrick. 2275 01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:18,180 There's a bit of pressure here coming up. 2276 01:47:18,580 --> 01:47:19,800 McGoldrick back to Stevens. 2277 01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:21,100 Stevens with the ball in. 2278 01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:21,560 Header. 2279 01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:25,640 Just saved by the keeper there. 2280 01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:26,480 Hendricks head. 2281 01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:29,980 Very close for a second goal for Ireland there. 2282 01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:32,960 Sweden doing well to maintain themselves. 2283 01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:34,420 And possession. 2284 01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:37,160 They're sweeping it out here. 2285 01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:40,800 It's going to be a very tense 10 minutes here for them. 2286 01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:42,200 Sweden need that win. 2287 01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:45,100 Ireland okay at the moment. 2288 01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:47,100 Even if they draw will still go through. 2289 01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:48,920 Look at this. 2290 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:49,700 McLean. 2291 01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:50,700 What's going on here? 2292 01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:53,540 A bit of absolute class plays. 2293 01:47:53,660 --> 01:47:54,340 It's continuing. 2294 01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:56,460 Oh. 2295 01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:57,900 And wouldn't you know it. 2296 01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,860 David McGoldrick. 2297 01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:01,120 Or Dahi. 2298 01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:01,680 Or Dan. 2299 01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:03,180 I don't know myself. 2300 01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:04,040 I actually don't know. 2301 01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:05,520 I've always just known his second name. 2302 01:48:05,900 --> 01:48:06,280 We should. 2303 01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,720 We really should know Tommy. 2304 01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:10,460 If BBC are watching. 2305 01:48:10,460 --> 01:48:10,720 Or if. 2306 01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:12,880 RTE. 2307 01:48:13,160 --> 01:48:14,340 Or Sky are watching. 2308 01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:16,560 Or even Virgin Media won. 2309 01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:17,740 Yeah. 2310 01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:18,700 Even those guys. 2311 01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:20,500 If they are watching Tommy. 2312 01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:21,600 We need. 2313 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,220 To be on our A game. 2314 01:48:23,340 --> 01:48:24,300 And know the player's name. 2315 01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:25,380 This is basic stuff. 2316 01:48:29,620 --> 01:48:31,960 What the hell is he giving him a yellow card for? 2317 01:48:34,660 --> 01:48:36,020 Strange decision there. 2318 01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:36,740 Under. 2319 01:48:36,740 --> 01:48:38,500 Big time protests from. 2320 01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:39,800 Whelan as well. 2321 01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:43,580 He got the fucking ball. 2322 01:48:44,580 --> 01:48:45,520 He got the ball. 2323 01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:47,260 But it was a professional bit of. 2324 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:48,860 Fucking cheeky play there. 2325 01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:50,320 By that cheeky boy for Sweden. 2326 01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:52,400 Manages to get a yellow card. 2327 01:48:52,820 --> 01:48:53,300 Brandished. 2328 01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:54,420 By the referee. 2329 01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:56,220 In front of the lovely. 2330 01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:57,880 Goal scoring machine. 2331 01:48:58,680 --> 01:48:59,960 That is McGoldrick. 2332 01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:01,860 Lovely. 2333 01:49:01,980 --> 01:49:02,880 I wouldn't use lovely. 2334 01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:04,180 To describe him. 2335 01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:04,580 Because that. 2336 01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:05,760 Sounds like you have. 2337 01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:07,140 A deeper affection for him. 2338 01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:08,080 I know yeah. 2339 01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,440 But I did mean it in like. 2340 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:11,280 He's got a lovely bit of skillage. 2341 01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:13,500 And. 2342 01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:15,400 Like a good plowman. 2343 01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:17,080 He did a lovely bit of tillage. 2344 01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:18,740 At the other side of the pitch. 2345 01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:20,680 And sent the Swedens. 2346 01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:21,120 Pack. 2347 01:49:21,820 --> 01:49:22,260 Packin. 2348 01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:22,700 Home. 2349 01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,420 I wouldn't speak too soon. 2350 01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:26,440 Still four minutes of play left. 2351 01:49:27,140 --> 01:49:27,880 Force Berg here. 2352 01:49:28,320 --> 01:49:29,140 Can he force. 2353 01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:30,400 His Berg ball. 2354 01:49:30,580 --> 01:49:31,900 Into the back of the Berg sack. 2355 01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:33,380 And it's Bergen. 2356 01:49:34,760 --> 01:49:35,820 Right into the Berg. 2357 01:49:35,820 --> 01:49:37,880 The hands out of Randolph. 2358 01:49:38,480 --> 01:49:38,860 Not. 2359 01:49:39,860 --> 01:49:40,760 A red hand. 2360 01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:41,480 Reindeer. 2361 01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:42,780 And the ball. 2362 01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:44,000 Is lodged firmly. 2363 01:49:44,140 --> 01:49:45,020 In the Irish possession. 2364 01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:45,980 As they move. 2365 01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:46,840 Confidently. 2366 01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:46,980 And. 2367 01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:47,580 And. 2368 01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:48,800 Sensually. 2369 01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:49,300 Again. 2370 01:49:49,540 --> 01:49:50,100 Down the wing. 2371 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:51,420 A lovely little cheeky dummy there. 2372 01:49:51,520 --> 01:49:52,660 McGoldrick on the edge of the area. 2373 01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:53,420 Passes it to. 2374 01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:53,800 Horahan. 2375 01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:54,420 Horahan. 2376 01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:55,760 Through ball to McLean. 2377 01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:56,500 McLean. 2378 01:49:57,380 --> 01:49:57,740 Loses. 2379 01:49:58,480 --> 01:49:58,840 Everything. 2380 01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:00,140 At the last hurdle. 2381 01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:02,720 Try to spend a little bit more time with it. 2382 01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:04,560 Try to wine and dine the ball. 2383 01:50:05,100 --> 01:50:06,680 Try to bring it out and see a film. 2384 01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:07,400 Yep. 2385 01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:09,920 Try to bring it back then for a cup of coffee. 2386 01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:11,860 Then when he got to the door. 2387 01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:13,620 She was gone. 2388 01:50:13,700 --> 01:50:14,360 She called an Uber. 2389 01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:15,120 Yep. 2390 01:50:15,960 --> 01:50:17,100 That was the case there. 2391 01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:19,340 He's not good when it comes to that sort of play. 2392 01:50:19,420 --> 01:50:21,480 He needs to just fucking give it a rattlesnake. 2393 01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:22,200 McLean. 2394 01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:23,800 McLean to. 2395 01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:24,700 Hendricks. 2396 01:50:24,840 --> 01:50:25,160 Hendricks. 2397 01:50:25,740 --> 01:50:26,780 Right into the back of the sack. 2398 01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:27,800 And it's Ireland. 2399 01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:28,880 They're back at it. 2400 01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:30,120 Jimmy Hendricks. 2401 01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:30,920 He's here. 2402 01:50:31,920 --> 01:50:33,080 And he's not going away. 2403 01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:34,560 What. 2404 01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,000 What do you say crowd? 2405 01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:37,160 He's saying to the crowd. 2406 01:50:37,160 --> 01:50:38,180 What do you say? 2407 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,120 The crowd are saying. 2408 01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:42,180 Well done. 2409 01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:43,600 Because. 2410 01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:44,780 It's the Irish fans. 2411 01:50:45,820 --> 01:50:47,780 So I don't know why he was cupping his ears to them. 2412 01:50:48,520 --> 01:50:51,840 I have a lovely bit of textbook woodwork there from the two boys. 2413 01:50:52,420 --> 01:50:53,380 The carpentry was. 2414 01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:54,100 Was a cute. 2415 01:50:55,520 --> 01:50:57,040 The plane and the lathe. 2416 01:50:57,420 --> 01:50:58,740 The lathe work was. 2417 01:50:58,860 --> 01:50:59,700 Was phenomenal. 2418 01:51:00,620 --> 01:51:03,120 And he did a lovely bit of chiseling at the end. 2419 01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,320 A lovely bit of filing. 2420 01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:12,980 And Isaac is after coming on here for Anderson. 2421 01:51:13,160 --> 01:51:15,560 Who's walking very dejectedly and shamefully. 2422 01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:16,420 Rightly so. 2423 01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:16,440 And rightly so. 2424 01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,000 To the edge of the pitch. 2425 01:51:18,540 --> 01:51:19,400 It's Ireland 2. 2426 01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:20,700 Sweden 0. 2427 01:51:21,100 --> 01:51:22,080 And that's it for Ireland. 2428 01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:23,700 That's it for this game. 2429 01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:27,120 You can put your house and money on it. 2430 01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:27,120 You can put your house and money on it. 2431 01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,480 We're going forward into the fucking knockout round. 2432 01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:32,060 Language Francis. 2433 01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:33,300 Sorry about the swearing. 2434 01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:35,220 It's a two goal. 2435 01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:37,660 Date the office. 2436 01:51:38,660 --> 01:51:39,800 For these boys. 2437 01:51:42,020 --> 01:51:43,340 And it's a great office. 2438 01:51:43,340 --> 01:51:46,740 Full of unbelievable salesmen. 2439 01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:49,300 Fantastic accountants. 2440 01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:51,200 Great secretaries. 2441 01:51:52,840 --> 01:51:53,840 Sound bosses. 2442 01:51:56,340 --> 01:51:58,960 Maybe the lads that come in. 2443 01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:00,400 Do a bit of the cleaning at the end. 2444 01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:01,020 Yeah. 2445 01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,360 Quality cleaners. 2446 01:52:04,140 --> 01:52:05,100 Maybe the customers. 2447 01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:07,560 Lovely customers. 2448 01:52:10,320 --> 01:52:11,460 I don't know what else. 2449 01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:14,640 I actually don't know why we're still talking about this. 2450 01:52:14,780 --> 01:52:14,920 It was. 2451 01:52:15,060 --> 01:52:16,600 It ran its course a long time ago. 2452 01:52:17,380 --> 01:52:19,420 Have you any other things to say about the game Tom? 2453 01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:21,300 Nothing only. 2454 01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:21,940 What. 2455 01:52:22,280 --> 01:52:22,500 A. 2456 01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:23,120 Game. 2457 01:52:23,580 --> 01:52:24,800 So much to say about it. 2458 01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:25,860 Absolutely. 2459 01:52:26,460 --> 01:52:27,860 Barren storming performance. 2460 01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:29,040 From start to finish. 2461 01:52:29,120 --> 01:52:29,740 By the boys. 2462 01:52:30,260 --> 01:52:32,120 Didn't give the Swedes a moment. 2463 01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:33,480 To even sniff their dinner. 2464 01:52:33,960 --> 01:52:35,040 It was an absolute. 2465 01:52:35,880 --> 01:52:36,440 Rattlesnake. 2466 01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:38,640 After rattlesnake. 2467 01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:40,100 After rattlesnake. 2468 01:52:40,620 --> 01:52:42,320 And it wasn't just the bite of the snake. 2469 01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:42,920 That they got. 2470 01:52:43,320 --> 01:52:43,860 The Swedes. 2471 01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:46,000 They got the lick of the snake as well. 2472 01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,000 That's right. 2473 01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:50,180 The snake was slithering all over those guys. 2474 01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:51,880 And it licked them. 2475 01:52:52,520 --> 01:52:53,280 And it bit them. 2476 01:52:54,120 --> 01:52:55,160 And it said goodnight. 2477 01:52:56,700 --> 01:52:57,100 Yep. 2478 01:52:57,340 --> 01:52:59,160 And it's not like they didn't give the best. 2479 01:52:59,420 --> 01:53:00,580 Of what they had as well. 2480 01:53:01,740 --> 01:53:02,320 They really. 2481 01:53:02,440 --> 01:53:02,720 Really. 2482 01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:03,120 Really. 2483 01:53:03,460 --> 01:53:04,520 Tried to light up the pitch. 2484 01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:05,740 With their own unique style. 2485 01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:09,020 But they just didn't have it in the final third. 2486 01:53:09,020 --> 01:53:10,780 You can see all this stuff right here. 2487 01:53:10,860 --> 01:53:12,120 Are the replays before your very eyes. 2488 01:53:12,260 --> 01:53:13,640 Look at this goal from. 2489 01:53:14,160 --> 01:53:15,420 From Goldrick. 2490 01:53:15,740 --> 01:53:16,980 Lovely assist as well. 2491 01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:17,300 From. 2492 01:53:17,460 --> 01:53:17,920 From. 2493 01:53:18,300 --> 01:53:18,780 From. 2494 01:53:19,100 --> 01:53:20,140 From Hendrick. 2495 01:53:20,140 --> 01:53:20,940 And. 2496 01:53:21,100 --> 01:53:22,600 And what a finish as well Tom. 2497 01:53:24,180 --> 01:53:24,620 Haha. 2498 01:53:25,720 --> 01:53:26,360 Absolutely. 2499 01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:28,780 Quinomenal. 2500 01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:30,380 And. 2501 01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:32,200 Would quinomenal be even a word. 2502 01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:33,200 Or is it made up? 2503 01:53:33,620 --> 01:53:34,460 Pure made up. 2504 01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:38,440 Because there's no words in the dictionary to describe what the hell we're witnessing. 2505 01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:40,600 It's the Celtic tiger. 2506 01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:42,520 Fick the economy. 2507 01:53:42,980 --> 01:53:43,800 Fick the COVID. 2508 01:53:44,360 --> 01:53:45,600 The ball's on the pitch. 2509 01:53:45,940 --> 01:53:47,240 And if it's not on the pitch. 2510 01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:49,160 It's in the back of the onion sack. 2511 01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:51,240 Who's cutting onions? 2512 01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:52,840 Because I'm crying baby. 2513 01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:54,160 I'm crying. 2514 01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:56,380 You really are crying Tom. 2515 01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:56,800 Are you okay? 2516 01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:57,780 No. 2517 01:53:57,780 --> 01:54:00,280 I don't know. 2518 01:54:00,580 --> 01:54:00,860 I am. 2519 01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:01,720 I'm happy. 2520 01:54:01,860 --> 01:54:02,760 But I'm sad as well. 2521 01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:03,840 Are you okay Tom? 2522 01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:04,140 You okay? 2523 01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:05,400 You alright Tom? 2524 01:54:05,620 --> 01:54:06,140 Tom you alright? 2525 01:54:06,860 --> 01:54:07,460 I don't know. 2526 01:54:07,660 --> 01:54:08,020 Sorry. 2527 01:54:08,220 --> 01:54:10,140 It's a mixture of emotions, you know. 2528 01:54:10,220 --> 01:54:10,840 A mixture of emotions. 2529 01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:11,360 Tommy. 2530 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:12,280 Shh. 2531 01:54:12,580 --> 01:54:13,320 It's all right, Tom. 2532 01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:13,740 Shh. 2533 01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:15,660 It's all right, Tom. 2534 01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:16,060 Shh. 2535 01:54:17,420 --> 01:54:20,340 I just don't know where the boys are taking us. 2536 01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:21,080 The boys in green. 2537 01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:22,860 Where the boys are taking us, Fran? 2538 01:54:23,460 --> 01:54:24,080 They're taking us. 2539 01:54:24,100 --> 01:54:25,520 They're going to take us to the final, Tom. 2540 01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:27,420 They're taking us to the final. 2541 01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:29,020 There's no doubt about it. 2542 01:54:29,460 --> 01:54:30,440 The cat's out the bag. 2543 01:54:31,180 --> 01:54:32,220 Sure, they won the last few games. 2544 01:54:32,260 --> 01:54:33,280 Remember the World Cup yesterday? 2545 01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:34,220 I know. 2546 01:54:34,940 --> 01:54:35,400 Just those. 2547 01:54:36,540 --> 01:54:37,920 Just those Brazilian boys. 2548 01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:39,300 When they bet us. 2549 01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:42,840 They made me think that, you know, maybe we haven't got it in us to ever do it. 2550 01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:43,800 They have got it. 2551 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:44,880 And you need to believe, Tom. 2552 01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:46,260 You need to believe. 2553 01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:48,560 You okay? 2554 01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:50,440 Yeah. 2555 01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:52,100 You'll be all right. 2556 01:54:53,140 --> 01:54:53,940 You know why? 2557 01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:56,200 Why? 2558 01:54:58,420 --> 01:54:58,860 Vertonghen. 2559 01:54:59,220 --> 01:54:59,660 Vertonghen. 2560 01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:00,760 Vertonghen. 2561 01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:01,800 Vertonghen. 2562 01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:02,880 Vertonghen. 2563 01:55:03,440 --> 01:55:04,000 Vertonghen. 2564 01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:05,060 Vertonghen. 2565 01:55:05,660 --> 01:55:06,140 Vertonghen. 2566 01:55:06,220 --> 01:55:07,220 Vertonghen. 2567 01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:07,220 Vertonghen. 2568 01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:07,220 Vertonghen. 2569 01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:08,300 Vertonghen. 2570 01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:09,380 Vertonghen. 2571 01:55:09,380 --> 01:55:10,460 Vertonghen. 2572 01:55:10,460 --> 01:55:11,580 Vertonghen. 2573 01:55:11,580 --> 01:55:12,660 Vertonghen. 2574 01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:13,740 Vertonghen. 2575 01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:14,740 Vertonghen. 2576 01:55:14,740 --> 01:55:15,820 Vertonghen. 2577 01:55:15,820 --> 01:55:16,860 Vertonghen. 2578 01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:17,980 Vertonghen. 2579 01:55:17,980 --> 01:55:19,060 Vertonghen. 2580 01:55:19,060 --> 01:55:20,140 Vertonghen. 2581 01:55:20,140 --> 01:55:21,220 Vertonghen. 2582 01:55:21,220 --> 01:55:22,300 Vertonghen. 2583 01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:23,380 Vertonghen. 2584 01:55:23,380 --> 01:55:24,420 Vertonghen. 2585 01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:25,540 Vertonghen. 2586 01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:26,620 Vertonghen. 2587 01:55:26,620 --> 01:55:27,700 Vertonghen. 2588 01:55:27,700 --> 01:55:27,700 Vertonghen. 2589 01:55:27,700 --> 01:55:28,820 Vertonghen. 2590 01:55:28,820 --> 01:55:29,820 Vertonghen. 2591 01:55:29,820 --> 01:55:32,500 Connor. 2592 01:55:32,500 --> 01:55:33,900 Yes. 2593 01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:35,720 Welcome back, everybody. 2594 01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:37,960 The highlights of the Grand Prix here on Network 2. 2595 01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:39,520 We're on lap 22 of 71. 2596 01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:44,180 And it looks like Ferrari are taking it to the fucking Toro Raza like a real hard pack of shit 2597 01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:44,720 steamers. 2598 01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:46,900 Look at all the flecks of rubber on the track. 2599 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:47,660 Wow. 2600 01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,820 Really is box office entertainment. 2601 01:55:49,820 --> 01:55:50,820 These guys flying around bands. 2602 01:55:50,820 --> 01:55:52,000 These guys flying around bands. 2603 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,500 100, 200, 300 kilometers per hour. 2604 01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:55,500 Just sparks flying. 2605 01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:57,640 Just sparks flying wheel to wheel. 2606 01:55:57,640 --> 01:55:59,040 Children crying. 2607 01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:00,560 People screaming. 2608 01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:02,320 Heineken bleeding. 2609 01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:04,140 Max for strap on. 2610 01:56:04,220 --> 01:56:06,340 Breathing down Lewis Hamilton's neck. 2611 01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,760 And it's the other way around. 2612 01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:07,760 It's the other way around. 2613 01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:08,760 It's the other way around. 2614 01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:09,300 All loopity loop. 2615 01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:10,820 Hang with the nose stood behind. 2616 01:56:10,820 --> 01:56:14,380 He's actually a nose stood aficionado. 2617 01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:22,260 And he was teaching a few of the piercing guys down at Pierce Street Station how to pierce a nostril. 2618 01:56:22,260 --> 01:56:23,080 Cleanly. 2619 01:56:23,220 --> 01:56:24,840 Without any mess. 2620 01:56:25,100 --> 01:56:25,800 What's going on here? 2621 01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:27,980 Bodhors has left the track and he's in the dirt. 2622 01:56:28,820 --> 01:56:32,600 Something must have got spooched in the back lodge of his pipe shifter. 2623 01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:35,180 And it seems how Bodhors has gone loopity loo loo. 2624 01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:40,720 Meanwhile, speak of the devil, Louis Andrew Hamelsack has just hit the fucking main shifter. 2625 01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:47,140 While look what the cat dragged in for strap on gets jacked up by a billy lifter while four pit monkeys pirelli his pipes. 2626 01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,640 Drive like the wind on News Talk. 2627 01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:50,280 Connor. 2628 01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:59,300 How's it going guys? 2629 01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:04,060 Very welcome back here to the UEFA Euro 2020 on Network 2. 2630 01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:14,260 In association with Connor Williams, AMG, and also Willie Harrell Fact Check for an amazing 20 euro donation. 2631 01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:20,860 Thank you so much Willie Harrell Fact Check from me, Connor Williams, and all, everybody here, 2632 01:57:20,860 --> 01:57:28,760 are the team of FIFA, UEFA, Seth Blatter's Gaff, Michelle Platini's AMG Sports Range. 2633 01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:33,600 And everybody at UEFA. 2634 01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:41,600 Latvia came under siege against the Ukraine in their opening, or third group game, should I say. 2635 01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:48,140 The Ukraine boys really putting the Latvians into the next realm. 2636 01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:56,100 A boring 2-2 apiece stalemate between the Grecian Greeks and the Bosnian bad boys. 2637 01:57:57,260 --> 01:58:01,140 Shaolin Soccer, thank you very much for your kind-hearted 1-euro donation. 2638 01:58:02,140 --> 01:58:03,060 Very kind of you, sir. 2639 01:58:05,440 --> 01:58:08,500 Meanwhile, in the other game, Ireland beat Sweden 2-0. 2640 01:58:08,500 --> 01:58:13,000 And Israel did the unthinkable against Azerbaijan. 2641 01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,260 Putting them to a new pasture. 2642 01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:19,820 Round up the other games. 2643 01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:21,060 Yup, the judge. 2644 01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:22,880 Thank you so much, my friend. 2645 01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:26,240 For your kind-hearted and generous tip to the show. 2646 01:58:27,260 --> 01:58:28,280 Hopefully you're doing well, bud. 2647 01:58:29,920 --> 01:58:34,540 France took Spain to the cleaning house with a 1-0 drubbing. 2648 01:58:34,540 --> 01:58:41,580 Germany got COVID-19'd out of it by the Italian 2-0 Lombardos. 2649 01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:47,760 The Hungry Boys got tanned. 2650 01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:55,680 The Belgian Chocolates got dispatched by the Dutch Masters. 2651 01:58:56,080 --> 01:58:56,780 I beg your pardon. 2652 01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:58,880 They dispatched the Dutch Masters. 2653 01:58:59,800 --> 01:59:02,920 Andorra heavily defeated by the Serbs. 2654 01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:06,960 The Croatians had a great day at the office against Norway. 2655 01:59:06,960 --> 01:59:13,160 The Turkey Men simply didn't have what it took to handle. 2656 01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:16,060 The Po-Po-Poland men. 2657 01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:21,140 Finally, Wales and North Macedonia. 2658 01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:25,480 A game that looked white-hot on paper. 2659 01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:32,820 Turned out to be, surprise, surprise, a very boring 0-0 draw. 2660 01:59:34,660 --> 01:59:35,860 I'm Conor Williams. 2661 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:38,460 See you later. 2662 01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:41,060 Connor, play your house. 2663 01:59:41,060 --> 01:59:53,500 Connor, play your house. 2664 01:59:53,500 --> 02:00:23,480 See you later. 2665 02:00:23,480 --> 02:00:27,520 Welcome back to this. 2666 02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:36,180 The knockout phase of the Euro 2020 European Championship Tournament. 2667 02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:42,180 Coming to you live and unstopped from cyberspace. 2668 02:00:42,540 --> 02:00:48,800 And thank you very much, Al Walsh, for your very, very, very, very kind-hearted donation to the show. 2669 02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:52,400 Very, very kind of you, Al. Thank you very much. 2670 02:00:56,960 --> 02:00:58,800 Shout out to your brother, Flynn. 2671 02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:00,220 Or that's from Yup the Judge. 2672 02:01:00,440 --> 02:01:02,400 Flynn Diesel, who's watching in Kells. 2673 02:01:03,560 --> 02:01:09,840 And thank you very much, Al Walsh, who says, the bookies have Ireland up at 9 to 4 to win it. 2674 02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:19,220 Is it worth putting the wife and it's 9 to 4? That's an iconic price. 2675 02:01:19,220 --> 02:01:22,660 Is it, Tommy? Would you agree with that? 2676 02:01:23,980 --> 02:01:29,660 It's so iconic that you shouldn't even have to be Ashken, but thank you very much for Ashkeness and for your tip. 2677 02:01:29,780 --> 02:01:30,520 Very, very kind-ya. 2678 02:01:32,140 --> 02:01:43,360 And the Allianz Arena in Munich used over a 120 cubic meter square of concrete during its construction, says Willie Harold. 2679 02:01:43,660 --> 02:01:45,580 The National Anthem's on. Stop talking, man. 2680 02:01:46,080 --> 02:01:46,340 Sorry. 2681 02:01:46,340 --> 02:02:06,340 Okay. 2682 02:02:10,340 --> 02:02:11,420 Come on, Mio. 2683 02:02:11,420 --> 02:02:16,640 Come on, Mio, indeed. 2684 02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:20,240 The time for musing has ceased. 2685 02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:28,380 The time for, you know, absolutely abusing the opponent's goal has begun. 2686 02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:32,140 And we want to be abusing that goal with what? 2687 02:02:32,780 --> 02:02:33,560 Our balls. 2688 02:02:34,340 --> 02:02:34,980 Yep. 2689 02:02:35,400 --> 02:02:37,400 Our balls who art in heaven. 2690 02:02:38,220 --> 02:02:39,480 Hallowed be thy turf. 2691 02:02:39,480 --> 02:02:48,460 And the tip-off is about to be taken on top of the turf by us boys who will get the game underway. 2692 02:02:48,640 --> 02:02:50,060 Let's get, remove the porridge, Tom. 2693 02:02:50,140 --> 02:02:51,720 Can you remove the porridge, please, Tom? 2694 02:02:55,720 --> 02:02:56,140 Bear with me. 2695 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,240 Bear with me. 2696 02:03:00,360 --> 02:03:01,080 Bear with me. 2697 02:03:02,020 --> 02:03:04,060 No, you're making the porridge big again, Tom. 2698 02:03:04,980 --> 02:03:05,240 Sorry. 2699 02:03:05,680 --> 02:03:07,240 You're making the porridge big again. 2700 02:03:07,300 --> 02:03:09,580 It needs to be, it needs to be off the screen completely. 2701 02:03:10,460 --> 02:03:11,260 Sorry, bear with me. 2702 02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:13,420 Bear with me. 2703 02:03:15,740 --> 02:03:17,160 Now, you've left it there again, Tom. 2704 02:03:17,900 --> 02:03:18,100 Eh? 2705 02:03:18,680 --> 02:03:19,600 You've left the thing. 2706 02:03:19,660 --> 02:03:21,820 It's still porridge on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen. 2707 02:03:21,940 --> 02:03:23,500 It's going to be obstructing the pitch. 2708 02:03:23,680 --> 02:03:24,920 You won't be able to see what's going on. 2709 02:03:26,840 --> 02:03:27,560 Bear with me. 2710 02:03:29,060 --> 02:03:30,440 I'll fucking just give his ear. 2711 02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:31,420 What? 2712 02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:34,920 There. 2713 02:03:35,420 --> 02:03:36,400 It's just a click-like. 2714 02:03:36,520 --> 02:03:37,680 You know, you just click it. 2715 02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:38,440 There's no... 2716 02:03:39,520 --> 02:03:41,280 It's not rocket science. 2717 02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:43,760 It's hard to see the screen-like. 2718 02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:44,440 You know, I don't have... 2719 02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:48,080 I don't have eyes for the screen like you have eyes. 2720 02:03:49,260 --> 02:03:51,080 Who cares about screens now? 2721 02:03:51,080 --> 02:04:02,160 What we do care about is the screams of the passion and joy of our fans that will hopefully sing us and scream us into the next phase of this tournament. 2722 02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:04,860 Of which we're at the last 16 at the moment. 2723 02:04:05,700 --> 02:04:06,460 Look at this. 2724 02:04:06,640 --> 02:04:10,020 Lovely bit of play on the edge of the wing here from Ireland. 2725 02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:11,460 With Stevens. 2726 02:04:11,720 --> 02:04:13,680 Stevens passes it square to Hendrik. 2727 02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:16,780 Hendrik tries to get the ball into the middle and he does so and finds Brady. 2728 02:04:17,120 --> 02:04:18,380 But Brady's offside. 2729 02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:20,000 It's the Brady bunch again. 2730 02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:23,640 Some men for the offside rule. 2731 02:04:24,540 --> 02:04:27,840 Indeed, I'd say the whole team at this stage have been offside. 2732 02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:28,980 Even the defenders. 2733 02:04:31,520 --> 02:04:32,160 You're not... 2734 02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,060 You're not wrong. 2735 02:04:33,140 --> 02:04:33,720 You're not wrong. 2736 02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:37,400 But I mean, look, we're gonna try and stick it up these Bosnian lads. 2737 02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:39,500 Yeah, because they don't like it up them. 2738 02:04:40,340 --> 02:04:41,260 The Bosnian boys. 2739 02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:44,280 Weren't you out there doing a bit of peacekeeping? 2740 02:04:45,580 --> 02:04:48,240 Yeah, I kept the peace out there for a long time. 2741 02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:49,820 Peacekeeper. 2742 02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:53,280 And driving buses out there for NATO. 2743 02:04:54,780 --> 02:04:57,000 I used to do that. 2744 02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,200 I was doing dinners as well. 2745 02:04:58,700 --> 02:04:59,080 Dinners? 2746 02:04:59,200 --> 02:05:00,520 No, explain that for me. 2747 02:05:00,780 --> 02:05:01,680 What's the story? 2748 02:05:01,780 --> 02:05:02,640 Dinners in NATO. 2749 02:05:02,780 --> 02:05:04,380 I thought they were a military group. 2750 02:05:04,980 --> 02:05:05,460 Yeah, but... 2751 02:05:06,360 --> 02:05:08,540 So you can't go doing a bit of military in... 2752 02:05:08,540 --> 02:05:09,340 Oh, Ireland! 2753 02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:13,960 You can't be doing a bit of shooting if you haven't got the grub in the stomach. 2754 02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:15,720 Right. 2755 02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:16,460 And what were you making? 2756 02:05:17,280 --> 02:05:17,720 Stroganoff. 2757 02:05:18,780 --> 02:05:19,420 Very good. 2758 02:05:19,420 --> 02:05:19,440 Very good. 2759 02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:20,120 Very good. 2760 02:05:20,740 --> 02:05:23,240 I ended up putting... 2761 02:05:23,240 --> 02:05:27,340 They were asking me to do vegetable stroganoff and I drew the line and said, look lads. 2762 02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:29,200 It's beef or bushed. 2763 02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:31,120 Yeah, what did they... 2764 02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:32,780 What was the outcome of that? 2765 02:05:32,840 --> 02:05:35,660 What was the upshot of that little nugget? 2766 02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:38,380 Well, they went for bushed. 2767 02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,380 I went for beef. 2768 02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:40,300 I just left. 2769 02:05:40,880 --> 02:05:43,520 And that's how you ended your whole career in NATO. 2770 02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:44,840 Yeah. 2771 02:05:46,300 --> 02:05:51,660 Best move I ever made was leaving because I didn't have enough time for myself. 2772 02:05:51,900 --> 02:05:53,760 Like, you know, all of the scoops. 2773 02:05:54,460 --> 02:05:57,320 Yeah, you're very into the scoops, aren't you? 2774 02:05:57,520 --> 02:05:58,460 Love the scoops. 2775 02:05:59,280 --> 02:05:59,860 Love them. 2776 02:06:00,220 --> 02:06:01,400 Love them a bit too much. 2777 02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:03,520 Yeah, and you do know that as well. 2778 02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:05,800 You know that you love them too much, but you still love them. 2779 02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:07,180 Yep. 2780 02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:08,220 The dichotomy. 2781 02:06:08,420 --> 02:06:09,520 It's a strange dichotomy. 2782 02:06:10,260 --> 02:06:11,040 What's dichotomy? 2783 02:06:12,060 --> 02:06:13,060 It's a big word. 2784 02:06:14,460 --> 02:06:20,200 We don't know about big words around here today as Ireland try to kick ball to friends at the side of each other. 2785 02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:21,720 They're not friends. 2786 02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:23,260 They're colleagues and players. 2787 02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:24,480 Okay. 2788 02:06:24,940 --> 02:06:27,160 The friend, the colleagues are passing the ball well. 2789 02:06:27,320 --> 02:06:28,400 The colleagues in green now. 2790 02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:32,580 The colleagues in green have lost the ball to their counterparts in blue. 2791 02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:33,440 Bosnia! 2792 02:06:34,080 --> 02:06:40,240 Tried to send a Bosnia ball right into the back of our sack, but Randolph had it covered again. 2793 02:06:40,240 --> 02:06:50,180 Even if it was going to trouble him, he would have been able to palm that one out with a bit of lovely palmistry that isn't red as the ball goes out to end of Stevens. 2794 02:06:50,180 --> 02:06:53,140 Floating it down to the little halfway house. 2795 02:06:55,040 --> 02:07:00,580 And it's picked up in a scrappy bit of pick upage by Bosnia. 2796 02:07:00,660 --> 02:07:01,060 Bosnia. 2797 02:07:01,860 --> 02:07:02,980 Bosnia. 2798 02:07:02,980 --> 02:07:06,480 Trying their best to break down the Irish spirit. 2799 02:07:06,980 --> 02:07:07,840 It's not working though. 2800 02:07:08,100 --> 02:07:12,180 And McLean screams from the side of the pitch, which is green. 2801 02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:17,280 It's not affecting us though, you know, in a camouflage kind of sense. 2802 02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:24,460 We should probably be playing in better colored or stronger colored, should I say, jerseys. 2803 02:07:24,740 --> 02:07:25,960 Ones that don't match the pitch. 2804 02:07:26,440 --> 02:07:27,660 Yeah, I didn't think about that. 2805 02:07:28,480 --> 02:07:29,600 That's the NATO, you see. 2806 02:07:29,680 --> 02:07:31,940 I used to know about camouflage and stuff like that. 2807 02:07:32,340 --> 02:07:32,580 Yeah. 2808 02:07:33,600 --> 02:07:35,320 Used to wear an Ireland jersey to the battle. 2809 02:07:36,740 --> 02:07:37,920 And how did that work out for you? 2810 02:07:39,420 --> 02:07:40,140 Not bad. 2811 02:07:40,260 --> 02:07:44,560 Like, they wouldn't usually see me, but for the sponsor, it used to say Opel on the jersey. 2812 02:07:45,420 --> 02:07:46,540 And that would stick out. 2813 02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:50,980 Yeah, it wouldn't really blend in anyways. 2814 02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:51,580 Nope. 2815 02:07:52,520 --> 02:07:56,620 Ireland trying to do their best to blend the ball into our opponent's net. 2816 02:07:57,220 --> 02:07:58,680 And McLean holds on well. 2817 02:07:58,740 --> 02:08:00,060 He's very strong in possession. 2818 02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:02,540 And Ireland are picking up scoops left, right and center. 2819 02:08:03,120 --> 02:08:03,840 Sounds good to me. 2820 02:08:04,020 --> 02:08:05,200 Not those kind of scoops, Tommy. 2821 02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:07,080 And McGoldrick is straight into the back of the sacker. 2822 02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:09,760 Get that ball into the back of the sack, yeah. 2823 02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,340 Good McGoldrick. 2824 02:08:12,800 --> 02:08:13,200 Unbelievable. 2825 02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:16,700 Unbelievable ball from McGoldrick. 2826 02:08:16,700 --> 02:08:25,360 An absolute sick drive from a man who can really stick it to the man when the man cometh. 2827 02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:38,920 The Bosnian man cometh tonight, but he'll be leaving home after a heavy-fried, lovely bit of dogged destruction. 2828 02:08:39,640 --> 02:08:44,260 Dogged determination, I should say, from the team to win that second, third ball. 2829 02:08:44,260 --> 02:08:45,880 To be picking up the spills. 2830 02:08:46,220 --> 02:08:46,640 The loose. 2831 02:08:47,080 --> 02:08:47,920 The loose balls. 2832 02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:52,500 It's the rainy nights on the training ground through the middle of winter. 2833 02:08:52,920 --> 02:08:53,920 Where you keep up. 2834 02:08:54,260 --> 02:08:55,800 You keep dogged and you keep fighting. 2835 02:08:56,320 --> 02:09:02,480 And then during the summer, in these big games, it stands to you because you've done it a thousand times before in harsher conditions. 2836 02:09:03,060 --> 02:09:03,680 Indeed they have. 2837 02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:03,960 Indeed they have. 2838 02:09:03,960 --> 02:09:05,040 And fair play to them. 2839 02:09:05,040 --> 02:09:12,740 And it's an absolute searing indictment into their unbelievable workflow. 2840 02:09:13,780 --> 02:09:16,860 An indictment into the Bosnian defence as well. 2841 02:09:17,580 --> 02:09:20,800 An indictment of the Bosnian defence, I should say. 2842 02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:22,580 What does indictment mean? 2843 02:09:23,120 --> 02:09:25,040 I don't know, but it sounds good. 2844 02:09:25,700 --> 02:09:31,040 As Ireland tries to move the ball coercively down the right-hand flank. 2845 02:09:31,460 --> 02:09:36,200 And Roberto Brady has shat the bed on the wing again. 2846 02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:39,940 And it looks as though Bosnia are going to capitalise on Irish capitulation. 2847 02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:41,540 Not for the first time. 2848 02:09:41,820 --> 02:09:45,800 As Djuhulovic is going down the hula pitch at the side. 2849 02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:46,760 Little hula hoop. 2850 02:09:46,880 --> 02:09:48,220 Richie Keough in the middle. 2851 02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:51,160 Gets a header on it, but it's Bosnia picking up a screwball. 2852 02:09:52,420 --> 02:09:55,340 Just rolls away to the side like a dreamy baller. 2853 02:09:56,120 --> 02:10:00,700 Big thank you to Wenz Modric Hay and Armando Wudu. 2854 02:10:02,140 --> 02:10:03,200 Thank you very much. 2855 02:10:06,120 --> 02:10:07,540 What should I say? 2856 02:10:07,660 --> 02:10:09,560 Oh yeah, and COVID-18 as well. 2857 02:10:09,680 --> 02:10:12,300 Thank you very much for your lovely, kind-hearted tip. 2858 02:10:14,960 --> 02:10:16,520 Corner ball for Bosnia now. 2859 02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:18,900 Send the Bosnia right into the middle of the mix-up. 2860 02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:22,100 And it lands in a square patch of grass for Patch Adams, 2861 02:10:22,280 --> 02:10:25,540 who dispossesses his man confidently and purely. 2862 02:10:26,260 --> 02:10:27,640 To run on, hard style. 2863 02:10:27,740 --> 02:10:29,120 Robbie Brady gives it to McGoldrick. 2864 02:10:29,200 --> 02:10:30,520 McGoldrick looking for a 1-2. 2865 02:10:30,820 --> 02:10:32,400 Uni-flu situation with McLean. 2866 02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:34,440 McLean, he's strong, you know what I mean. 2867 02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:35,560 Lovely laughing through ball. 2868 02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:37,680 Too much on it from McLean. 2869 02:10:37,680 --> 02:10:39,140 And goes into the hands of the keeper. 2870 02:10:39,140 --> 02:10:46,680 And you have to say, McLean, he's got all the makings of something great. 2871 02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:48,140 But it's that final ball, Tommy. 2872 02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,060 Indeed, yeah. 2873 02:10:50,100 --> 02:10:50,760 He's a great player. 2874 02:10:50,880 --> 02:10:51,980 He's dug into domination. 2875 02:10:52,180 --> 02:10:54,260 He's got that je ne sais quoi. 2876 02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:55,660 The I don't know what. 2877 02:10:56,820 --> 02:10:58,100 The, uh... 2878 02:10:58,100 --> 02:10:59,840 You either have it or you got it. 2879 02:11:00,060 --> 02:11:02,120 They either do have it or they got it now with Hendricks. 2880 02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:05,260 Hendrick ball trying to give a bit of space to himself. 2881 02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:06,260 Lays it back to Coleman. 2882 02:11:06,440 --> 02:11:07,920 Coleman floats a balloon in. 2883 02:11:07,980 --> 02:11:10,140 It's rattled back off the Bosnian boy. 2884 02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:12,140 And it comes back to Ireland, who... 2885 02:11:12,140 --> 02:11:12,640 Well... 2886 02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:17,260 Ireland give it away very, very loosely and scrappily and shoddily. 2887 02:11:17,640 --> 02:11:20,620 Bosnia picked up the pieces and are looking to build again now. 2888 02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:23,840 As they gather pace and ferocity down the left flank. 2889 02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:25,320 What can Coleman do here? 2890 02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:26,620 Can he dispossess his man? 2891 02:11:26,660 --> 02:11:27,100 He can. 2892 02:11:27,180 --> 02:11:27,740 He does well. 2893 02:11:28,220 --> 02:11:29,880 And gives the ball back to Keogh. 2894 02:11:30,020 --> 02:11:30,760 Or Duffy, sorry. 2895 02:11:30,880 --> 02:11:31,460 I beg your pardon. 2896 02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:34,780 Sweeps the ball over and switches flank now. 2897 02:11:34,860 --> 02:11:36,800 Which Stevens looking to build up a bit of play. 2898 02:11:36,880 --> 02:11:39,480 That interplay we've seen and we know so well between him and McLean. 2899 02:11:39,520 --> 02:11:41,780 As McLean rolls it back uncharacteristically. 2900 02:11:42,220 --> 02:11:43,880 It's Whelan now in the centre of the pitch. 2901 02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:44,860 Finds Hendricks. 2902 02:11:45,460 --> 02:11:45,860 Hendricks. 2903 02:11:46,280 --> 02:11:48,280 Trying to float one this time over to McLean. 2904 02:11:48,340 --> 02:11:50,300 It's a good bit of vision and he finds him well. 2905 02:11:50,660 --> 02:11:52,480 He's got Ender Stephens running down the left. 2906 02:11:52,600 --> 02:11:53,760 And he's also got... 2907 02:11:53,760 --> 02:11:54,220 Hurrahan. 2908 02:11:54,280 --> 02:11:54,920 Is he offside? 2909 02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:56,080 Unfortunately he is. 2910 02:11:56,400 --> 02:11:59,720 And that looks like that'll be the last piece of play now before the end of this half. 2911 02:12:02,240 --> 02:12:03,040 Too many... 2912 02:12:03,040 --> 02:12:04,540 Too many offsides per game, man. 2913 02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:05,500 You know, it's... 2914 02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:06,640 It's gonna be the downfall. 2915 02:12:06,920 --> 02:12:08,440 We got all the way to Brazil yesterday. 2916 02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:09,320 All the way to the final. 2917 02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,800 To lose time. 2918 02:12:11,800 --> 02:12:15,000 And space in the game due to that is just not on. 2919 02:12:15,400 --> 02:12:17,540 The ref blows his whistle there. 2920 02:12:17,640 --> 02:12:19,040 It's 1-0 to Ireland. 2921 02:12:20,380 --> 02:12:24,340 McGoldrick's thunder cracker in the early stage of 25th minute. 2922 02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:26,360 The thing that sets the two teams aside. 2923 02:12:27,220 --> 02:12:28,060 Any crack, Tommy? 2924 02:12:28,920 --> 02:12:29,940 There's a lot of crack. 2925 02:12:30,200 --> 02:12:33,100 62% of the possession crack from Ireland. 2926 02:12:33,360 --> 02:12:34,800 It's positive again, but... 2927 02:12:35,340 --> 02:12:38,420 What's that gonna get you when you're not creating as many chances as the enemy? 2928 02:12:38,460 --> 02:12:40,640 The enemy managed to create four chances. 2929 02:12:40,840 --> 02:12:42,320 None of those were on target, though. 2930 02:12:42,880 --> 02:12:45,260 Two of our three shots were on target. 2931 02:12:45,380 --> 02:12:46,040 So, I mean... 2932 02:12:46,040 --> 02:12:47,500 That's where we're making the difference. 2933 02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:48,600 Indeed it is. 2934 02:12:48,680 --> 02:12:50,300 Yeah, we're a bit heavy on the foul side. 2935 02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:51,840 Nothing too hard to handle there. 2936 02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:52,800 Corners. 2937 02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:54,040 We got one apiece. 2938 02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:55,460 Three kicks. 2939 02:12:55,620 --> 02:12:56,580 Two to the Bosnians. 2940 02:12:56,720 --> 02:12:57,360 One to us. 2941 02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:01,100 And not much between them in terms of passes too, Tom. 2942 02:13:02,580 --> 02:13:03,020 Nope. 2943 02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:05,500 There are only 20 passes beyond us, you know. 2944 02:13:05,960 --> 02:13:09,020 And the ratio is probably a little bit better than ours as well. 2945 02:13:11,520 --> 02:13:13,140 You can say that again, Tom. 2946 02:13:14,140 --> 02:13:16,180 The ratio is probably better than ours again. 2947 02:13:16,720 --> 02:13:18,300 Didn't mean literally say it. 2948 02:13:18,360 --> 02:13:20,500 It was just a figure of speech. 2949 02:13:21,020 --> 02:13:24,420 Now look at those snake skin boots on your man who gives the tip off. 2950 02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:26,540 A few highlights from this package, Tommy. 2951 02:13:27,360 --> 02:13:28,200 That you've picked out. 2952 02:13:28,700 --> 02:13:30,860 Yeah, I want to point out and highlight McGoldrick there. 2953 02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:32,320 What's he doing there? 2954 02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:33,140 He's having fun. 2955 02:13:33,580 --> 02:13:34,440 He's having a great time. 2956 02:13:34,940 --> 02:13:35,440 He loves it. 2957 02:13:35,660 --> 02:13:36,540 He loves that position. 2958 02:13:37,040 --> 02:13:38,500 He'll stay in that area all day. 2959 02:13:39,060 --> 02:13:41,780 And he'll just make people around him feel ill and sick. 2960 02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:42,480 Why? 2961 02:13:42,540 --> 02:13:43,100 Have they got COVID? 2962 02:13:44,060 --> 02:13:45,220 No, he just... 2963 02:13:45,220 --> 02:13:48,900 He's humiliating them with his class play and skills and techers. 2964 02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:52,240 This was something I thought was really, really sweet now. 2965 02:13:52,240 --> 02:13:54,220 It was our goal scored by us. 2966 02:13:54,740 --> 02:13:55,620 By McGoldrick. 2967 02:13:56,460 --> 02:13:56,860 Yep. 2968 02:13:57,280 --> 02:13:58,500 Making that now ripple. 2969 02:13:58,500 --> 02:14:00,400 Like a Galaxy or a Raspberry. 2970 02:14:01,140 --> 02:14:02,040 Either are available. 2971 02:14:02,680 --> 02:14:04,060 And look at him. 2972 02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:06,740 He's just an absolute goal machine. 2973 02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:09,800 All he's about is the goal. 2974 02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:12,220 All he's about is the goal. 2975 02:14:13,020 --> 02:14:14,280 This guy, Djeko. 2976 02:14:14,360 --> 02:14:15,340 Have you ever heard of him, Tom? 2977 02:14:16,220 --> 02:14:17,460 I have heard of him, yeah. 2978 02:14:17,640 --> 02:14:18,320 He's not too... 2979 02:14:18,320 --> 02:14:20,760 He must have played for someone because I've heard of him. 2980 02:14:21,700 --> 02:14:22,420 Yeah, yeah. 2981 02:14:22,460 --> 02:14:23,060 He's good, like. 2982 02:14:24,020 --> 02:14:25,160 Yeah, but he's just not enough. 2983 02:14:25,920 --> 02:14:27,460 Not enough at the moment for us. 2984 02:14:27,580 --> 02:14:28,380 He can't... 2985 02:14:28,380 --> 02:14:29,720 He can't be handled. 2986 02:14:30,580 --> 02:14:31,940 I mean, he can't handle us. 2987 02:14:32,900 --> 02:14:33,080 Yeah. 2988 02:14:33,280 --> 02:14:34,600 And that's us. 2989 02:14:34,820 --> 02:14:40,600 Like, we're absolutely sending it down at each side of the pitch there. 2990 02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:44,280 Whether we're defending or we are attacking. 2991 02:14:44,400 --> 02:14:45,300 We've got what it takes. 2992 02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:46,740 And I believe in the boys in green. 2993 02:14:46,860 --> 02:14:47,120 Do you? 2994 02:14:49,640 --> 02:14:54,340 I know I had a little bit of a wobble in my confidence earlier on. 2995 02:14:55,160 --> 02:14:56,520 A few tears as well, man. 2996 02:14:57,360 --> 02:14:58,520 Nah, there weren't any tears. 2997 02:15:00,220 --> 02:15:02,840 There was a few tears. 2998 02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:03,700 Like, you had water. 2999 02:15:04,280 --> 02:15:06,140 There was water running down your face. 3000 02:15:07,640 --> 02:15:08,680 Yeah, but that was sweat. 3001 02:15:09,480 --> 02:15:10,180 No, I... 3002 02:15:10,180 --> 02:15:12,080 I can see you right now, man. 3003 02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:12,480 You're not... 3004 02:15:12,480 --> 02:15:13,160 There's no sweat. 3005 02:15:13,300 --> 02:15:14,900 You were cut up, man. 3006 02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:15,840 Are you okay about that? 3007 02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:17,360 Yep. 3008 02:15:17,500 --> 02:15:18,000 Fine, man. 3009 02:15:18,200 --> 02:15:19,340 Why are you going on about it? 3010 02:15:20,980 --> 02:15:23,980 Because it was like you were shnagging and beefing. 3011 02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:24,940 Wasn't shnagging. 3012 02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:26,340 Ball comes in here for Ireland. 3013 02:15:26,520 --> 02:15:26,780 Ireland! 3014 02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:27,260 Hit her! 3015 02:15:27,340 --> 02:15:30,780 But it's an absolute blank ball from McGoldrick. 3016 02:15:33,220 --> 02:15:36,460 Who sends that ball rolling past the left-hand post. 3017 02:15:38,100 --> 02:15:40,220 Bosnia are going to try and build up here. 3018 02:15:40,320 --> 02:15:42,900 Try to make something out of nothing here. 3019 02:15:42,960 --> 02:15:43,760 Because look at... 3020 02:15:43,760 --> 02:15:45,920 They've got nothing in the tank, it would seem. 3021 02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:49,120 As McGoldrick picks up a little dream roller. 3022 02:15:50,580 --> 02:15:54,600 Pisses about with it and lays it after McLean in a nice kind of calm fashion. 3023 02:15:55,440 --> 02:15:55,800 Horahan. 3024 02:15:56,780 --> 02:15:57,140 Hendrick. 3025 02:15:57,880 --> 02:15:58,720 Hendrick to Brady. 3026 02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,060 He's going to try something from space. 3027 02:16:00,640 --> 02:16:00,920 Oh! 3028 02:16:01,960 --> 02:16:03,280 So close from Brady. 3029 02:16:04,780 --> 02:16:07,520 Amazing bit of work there on the edge of the area from Brady. 3030 02:16:07,740 --> 02:16:10,100 And again, we're going on about it. 3031 02:16:10,540 --> 02:16:11,360 The other players. 3032 02:16:11,480 --> 02:16:12,920 There's another ten players on the pitch. 3033 02:16:13,100 --> 02:16:15,280 Not just McGoldrick who has to go for goal. 3034 02:16:16,180 --> 02:16:17,500 The others have to step up. 3035 02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:18,560 And Brady's doing that. 3036 02:16:18,600 --> 02:16:19,460 He's filling that role. 3037 02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:25,740 Jimi Hendrick has a record amount of passes on the pitch here for this game. 3038 02:16:25,740 --> 02:16:26,780 Well done to him. 3039 02:16:26,780 --> 02:16:28,780 Bosnia now. 3040 02:16:29,700 --> 02:16:30,120 Horwich. 3041 02:16:31,120 --> 02:16:32,260 Visca on the edge. 3042 02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:33,900 tries a ball but it's viscous. 3043 02:16:33,900 --> 02:16:37,660 And ends up on his opposition player's right boot. 3044 02:16:38,160 --> 02:16:39,160 as Whelan. 3045 02:16:39,160 --> 02:16:42,780 Whelan gathers the ball up and sends it into a nice little touch zone. 3046 02:16:42,780 --> 02:16:46,780 Who gives it to Horahan. 3047 02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:47,600 Horahan. 3048 02:16:48,020 --> 02:16:50,040 He's got someone screaming for the ball in the middle. 3049 02:16:50,360 --> 02:16:51,360 But he's shot the ball. 3050 02:16:51,360 --> 02:16:56,960 But he's shot the bed and brought the ball over the line too much too soon. 3051 02:16:56,960 --> 02:16:57,960 And that could have been something. 3052 02:16:57,960 --> 02:17:00,660 And that could have been something for Ireland. 3053 02:17:00,660 --> 02:17:06,980 And really was a confident bit of play. 3054 02:17:07,980 --> 02:17:11,760 Sadly, overconfidence can be your enemy. 3055 02:17:12,260 --> 02:17:13,580 That is true there. 3056 02:17:13,580 --> 02:17:15,460 Overconfidence or overstretching. 3057 02:17:15,460 --> 02:17:17,460 Not sure he had enough puff in the tank to get there. 3058 02:17:18,420 --> 02:17:18,900 McGoldrick. 3059 02:17:19,740 --> 02:17:20,420 And Horahan. 3060 02:17:21,400 --> 02:17:23,880 Striking a bit of fear into the Bosnians. 3061 02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:26,040 Stevens. 3062 02:17:26,820 --> 02:17:28,160 Plays the ball up to McGoldrick. 3063 02:17:28,220 --> 02:17:29,120 McGoldrick through ball. 3064 02:17:29,220 --> 02:17:30,040 Lovely to Hendrick. 3065 02:17:30,220 --> 02:17:30,580 Hendrick. 3066 02:17:30,820 --> 02:17:31,140 Surely. 3067 02:17:31,880 --> 02:17:32,360 Hendrick. 3068 02:17:33,740 --> 02:17:35,280 And it's Hendrick Lamar. 3069 02:17:36,860 --> 02:17:37,300 Wham. 3070 02:17:37,460 --> 02:17:37,800 Bam. 3071 02:17:37,960 --> 02:17:38,760 Thank you, man. 3072 02:17:40,680 --> 02:17:41,580 He's got it. 3073 02:17:43,120 --> 02:17:44,180 Yeah, Hendrick. 3074 02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:45,120 He's got it. 3075 02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:46,040 Where's he going? 3076 02:17:46,120 --> 02:17:47,500 He's running down the feckin' pitch. 3077 02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:53,440 That's a great bit of play from the boys. 3078 02:17:53,640 --> 02:17:54,260 Farfurda. 3079 02:17:54,340 --> 02:17:55,200 Thank you very much. 3080 02:17:55,260 --> 02:17:56,640 Farfurda for your... 3081 02:17:56,640 --> 02:17:57,780 Amazing tip. 3082 02:17:58,740 --> 02:17:59,120 You see? 3083 02:17:59,700 --> 02:18:00,480 Clear eyes. 3084 02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:01,320 Full hearts. 3085 02:18:01,560 --> 02:18:02,360 Can't lose. 3086 02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:07,480 Hendrick doesn't get as many as McGoldrick, 3087 02:18:07,560 --> 02:18:08,500 but he knows how to pick them. 3088 02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:11,160 Lovely bit of confidence. 3089 02:18:12,260 --> 02:18:13,440 Outside of the right boot. 3090 02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:16,560 Down the right hand of... 3091 02:18:16,560 --> 02:18:17,780 The left hand of the goalie. 3092 02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:19,080 He wasn't expecting that. 3093 02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:23,520 He was thinking this fella's just gonna smash it into the fuckin' open area. 3094 02:18:23,740 --> 02:18:24,600 But Hendrick. 3095 02:18:25,060 --> 02:18:26,180 Cool as you like, man. 3096 02:18:26,240 --> 02:18:26,840 Mr. Cool. 3097 02:18:27,380 --> 02:18:28,340 He is Mr. Cool. 3098 02:18:28,340 --> 02:18:28,860 And look at it. 3099 02:18:28,860 --> 02:18:31,620 Mr. Cool's making another fuckin' little cool run now. 3100 02:18:31,960 --> 02:18:32,520 Hurrahan. 3101 02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:33,360 Hurrahan. 3102 02:18:34,120 --> 02:18:35,060 Threads it to Mr. Cool. 3103 02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:35,660 Mr. Cool. 3104 02:18:36,500 --> 02:18:36,920 Oh! 3105 02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:39,780 Mr. Cool. 3106 02:18:40,780 --> 02:18:41,400 McGoldrick. 3107 02:18:41,400 --> 02:18:47,580 And it's another scintillating ball of shame for the Bosnians. 3108 02:18:47,580 --> 02:18:51,460 And a ball of pleasure for the Irish. 3109 02:18:51,460 --> 02:18:51,580 Irish. 3110 02:18:52,060 --> 02:18:52,080 Never have the Irish. 3111 02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:54,340 Never have the Irish. 3112 02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,340 Irish. 3113 02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,340 Irish. 3114 02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,420 Irish. 3115 02:18:54,420 --> 02:18:55,060 Irish. 3116 02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:55,340 Never have the Irish. 3117 02:18:55,340 --> 02:18:55,420 Irish. 3118 02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:55,420 Never have the Irish. 3119 02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:57,900 been treated to such a big ball of pleasure. 3120 02:18:57,900 --> 02:18:59,660 As that ball. 3121 02:19:00,160 --> 02:19:03,040 Which got sent into that Bosnian goal. 3122 02:19:03,040 --> 02:19:03,920 Right there. 3123 02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:06,680 At first, a comedy of errors. 3124 02:19:07,220 --> 02:19:09,320 But Ireland, never giving up. 3125 02:19:11,320 --> 02:19:13,280 And that's the difference here today. 3126 02:19:14,480 --> 02:19:16,060 One team has come out to fight. 3127 02:19:16,840 --> 02:19:19,800 The other, they've come out to shite. 3128 02:19:22,200 --> 02:19:24,680 I don't want to disrespect the Bosnians like that. 3129 02:19:24,820 --> 02:19:26,180 They're not coming out to shite. 3130 02:19:27,140 --> 02:19:30,740 But their play has lacked a lot of character. 3131 02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:35,740 And we're just seeing a lot of long ball action. 3132 02:19:36,080 --> 02:19:37,880 Nothing to be fucking proud of. 3133 02:19:38,080 --> 02:19:39,300 Like, nothing to be proud of. 3134 02:19:39,300 --> 02:19:41,560 We've got something to be proud of here with Hurrahan. 3135 02:19:41,940 --> 02:19:43,000 Ah, come on. 3136 02:19:43,060 --> 02:19:43,980 Jesus Christ, man. 3137 02:19:44,000 --> 02:19:47,800 If you can't see the line now, are you ever going to see the goal line at all? 3138 02:19:50,600 --> 02:19:55,100 It's something like, you know, that the boys just don't have it when it's this site. 3139 02:19:55,100 --> 02:19:57,460 We need to have something built into them. 3140 02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:59,120 Maybe a little buzzer that lets them know. 3141 02:20:00,980 --> 02:20:03,620 Yeah, a little shocker or something gives them a bit of a shock. 3142 02:20:05,580 --> 02:20:06,640 It's still a slight buzz. 3143 02:20:06,720 --> 02:20:08,760 Like, you don't need to be shocking them or hurting them. 3144 02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,080 I didn't mean hurt them. 3145 02:20:12,180 --> 02:20:13,360 Just like a bit more of a shock. 3146 02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:17,900 Can they shock us here with some amazing play? 3147 02:20:18,360 --> 02:20:18,900 They can. 3148 02:20:19,260 --> 02:20:19,900 Emma Coldrick. 3149 02:20:19,900 --> 02:20:22,000 Gives it back to Brady. 3150 02:20:22,400 --> 02:20:25,120 But Brady's not going to get to the bunch. 3151 02:20:27,800 --> 02:20:29,480 Lovely ball out to, who's that? 3152 02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:31,140 Julevic for Bosnia. 3153 02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:33,820 Tries to fucking thread it through then to someone else. 3154 02:20:33,960 --> 02:20:36,180 And someone else is fouled by Richard Keough. 3155 02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:37,840 But I mean, was it a foul? 3156 02:20:38,500 --> 02:20:39,700 Like, was it a foul? 3157 02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:43,020 Or was it that your man just cannot handle? 3158 02:20:44,820 --> 02:20:45,380 Richie Keough. 3159 02:20:45,480 --> 02:20:46,000 It's Dzeko, yeah. 3160 02:20:46,340 --> 02:20:48,840 Actually, they're both physically evenly matched, the two boys. 3161 02:20:49,440 --> 02:20:51,480 Yeah, I'd actually even say Jekyll. 3162 02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:53,140 Jekyll could be bigger than Keough. 3163 02:20:53,960 --> 02:20:56,540 Have you ever had any of those Keough's crisps? 3164 02:20:57,740 --> 02:20:59,960 Yeah, they're like pan-fried jobs, are they? 3165 02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:01,520 Yeah, they're the... 3166 02:21:01,520 --> 02:21:01,820 Oh! 3167 02:21:03,820 --> 02:21:06,120 Well, I tell you, that's pan-fried us now, isn't it? 3168 02:21:06,740 --> 02:21:07,460 Clean sheets. 3169 02:21:08,460 --> 02:21:09,220 We're not... 3170 02:21:09,220 --> 02:21:09,740 Diabla. 3171 02:21:10,020 --> 02:21:11,080 That was Diabla, was it? 3172 02:21:11,160 --> 02:21:12,080 Oh, it's Pjanich. 3173 02:21:14,540 --> 02:21:15,060 Yep. 3174 02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:17,480 We were looking for a clean sheet. 3175 02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:22,020 We were looking for a clean sheet, but... 3176 02:21:22,020 --> 02:21:23,180 The bed has been shat. 3177 02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:25,200 Yeah. 3178 02:21:25,940 --> 02:21:29,860 The dry cleaners will be asking for a bit of a big bill after the end of that one. 3179 02:21:30,380 --> 02:21:36,100 I tell you, the ball sumptuously put into that left-hand side hatch. 3180 02:21:37,280 --> 02:21:38,620 By that man there. 3181 02:21:39,680 --> 02:21:40,160 Janic. 3182 02:21:41,540 --> 02:21:43,500 A consolation goal, perhaps. 3183 02:21:45,660 --> 02:21:47,200 Should things stay the same? 3184 02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,120 You'd want to hope it does, because... 3185 02:21:50,120 --> 02:21:51,120 I've seen Leeds... 3186 02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:54,460 Like this lashed over-incompetency. 3187 02:21:55,540 --> 02:21:56,580 Indeed, we have. 3188 02:21:57,700 --> 02:21:58,120 Remember, uh... 3189 02:21:58,700 --> 02:22:01,440 Leeds United during the season there against Cardiff City. 3190 02:22:01,560 --> 02:22:03,120 They were winning 3-0, and then... 3191 02:22:04,000 --> 02:22:05,300 Don't you just know it out of nowhere? 3192 02:22:05,440 --> 02:22:06,460 That's back to 3-all. 3193 02:22:06,740 --> 02:22:07,440 Look at this now. 3194 02:22:07,620 --> 02:22:08,760 Lovely bit of McGoldrick work. 3195 02:22:09,660 --> 02:22:09,880 Oh. 3196 02:22:11,020 --> 02:22:12,580 Would you absolutely... 3197 02:22:12,580 --> 02:22:14,580 Adam and Evett McGoldrick... 3198 02:22:15,580 --> 02:22:16,300 Was... 3199 02:22:16,300 --> 02:22:17,580 A country mile... 3200 02:22:19,460 --> 02:22:21,040 Behind the defensive line. 3201 02:22:21,340 --> 02:22:22,420 When that ball was played. 3202 02:22:27,220 --> 02:22:27,740 Bosnia. 3203 02:22:30,540 --> 02:22:32,760 Have given the ball away to Ireland now, 3204 02:22:32,840 --> 02:22:35,580 and Jimi Hendrix is belting it down that... 3205 02:22:35,580 --> 02:22:36,020 And... 3206 02:22:36,020 --> 02:22:36,960 Center stage. 3207 02:22:36,960 --> 02:22:38,160 Hendrix for two? 3208 02:22:38,820 --> 02:22:39,940 Hendrix for dinner. 3209 02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:43,200 Here he is. 3210 02:22:44,680 --> 02:22:45,880 Jimi Hendrix. 3211 02:22:48,140 --> 02:22:49,520 What can you say... 3212 02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:49,520 What can you say... 3213 02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:51,060 Other than... 3214 02:22:51,060 --> 02:22:52,180 Oh my God. 3215 02:22:53,240 --> 02:22:54,320 Well, I'll go one better. 3216 02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:56,320 What a goal. 3217 02:22:57,820 --> 02:22:59,700 Mighty stuff from the mighty man... 3218 02:23:00,700 --> 02:23:02,580 Who ate his porridge this morning. 3219 02:23:02,580 --> 02:23:02,580 Who ate his porridge this morning. 3220 02:23:02,580 --> 02:23:04,740 And he had the blueberries. 3221 02:23:04,740 --> 02:23:05,800 He had the milk. 3222 02:23:05,800 --> 02:23:05,920 He had the milk. 3223 02:23:05,920 --> 02:23:08,380 He had the bananas. 3224 02:23:08,380 --> 02:23:11,620 He had the drop of organic manuka honey. 3225 02:23:13,080 --> 02:23:14,460 And the crowd go absolutely... 3226 02:23:14,460 --> 02:23:15,460 And the crowd go absolutely... 3227 02:23:16,200 --> 02:23:16,860 Ape shit. 3228 02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:19,620 For this display. 3229 02:23:19,620 --> 02:23:22,240 Just want to apologize there... 3230 02:23:22,240 --> 02:23:24,900 On behalf of Francis Higgins Media... 3231 02:23:24,900 --> 02:23:26,160 On Tommy's use of the word... 3232 02:23:26,160 --> 02:23:26,600 Ape shit. 3233 02:23:26,700 --> 02:23:27,760 It was... 3234 02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:28,680 I've said it again. 3235 02:23:28,760 --> 02:23:29,300 I apologize. 3236 02:23:30,040 --> 02:23:32,560 It's not a term you actually hear too much of... 3237 02:23:32,560 --> 02:23:33,120 These days. 3238 02:23:33,160 --> 02:23:33,560 Do you Tommy? 3239 02:23:34,400 --> 02:23:35,620 No, I wouldn't have... 3240 02:23:35,620 --> 02:23:36,820 Probably patched... 3241 02:23:36,820 --> 02:23:37,820 Nobody uses it anymore. 3242 02:23:38,200 --> 02:23:39,560 I do hear people saying... 3243 02:23:39,560 --> 02:23:40,340 Bat shit. 3244 02:23:40,460 --> 02:23:41,620 Like as in... 3245 02:23:41,620 --> 02:23:42,120 OMG. 3246 02:23:42,540 --> 02:23:43,860 That's bat shit crazy. 3247 02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:44,680 Do you know? 3248 02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:45,920 And with emojis. 3249 02:23:46,100 --> 02:23:47,680 And the way people talk... 3250 02:23:47,680 --> 02:23:49,360 In that silly manner... 3251 02:23:49,360 --> 02:23:51,040 Yeah, well I wouldn't know. 3252 02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:52,060 I don't have a phone. 3253 02:23:52,980 --> 02:23:54,520 You don't have a phone? 3254 02:23:56,060 --> 02:23:56,460 No. 3255 02:23:57,480 --> 02:23:59,120 And how do you keep in touch with people? 3256 02:24:01,460 --> 02:24:02,440 Well, I mean... 3257 02:24:02,440 --> 02:24:03,600 I'd just be down Johnny's leg. 3258 02:24:04,600 --> 02:24:05,500 Johnny up the bar. 3259 02:24:07,480 --> 02:24:09,680 Don't really need a phone for Johnny. 3260 02:24:09,820 --> 02:24:10,740 Johnny's just there like... 3261 02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,620 Johnny's always gonna... 3262 02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:12,660 Johnny's got you covered. 3263 02:24:13,820 --> 02:24:14,560 Yeah, but I mean... 3264 02:24:14,560 --> 02:24:15,180 The thing is... 3265 02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:16,700 Johnny does have you covered Tommy. 3266 02:24:16,800 --> 02:24:17,200 But I mean... 3267 02:24:17,200 --> 02:24:18,200 Is he really looking out... 3268 02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:19,120 For your best interests? 3269 02:24:19,980 --> 02:24:20,380 McGoldrick! 3270 02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:22,320 Or is he looking out... 3271 02:24:22,320 --> 02:24:22,880 For your... 3272 02:24:22,880 --> 02:24:23,580 For your money? 3273 02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:26,960 And... 3274 02:24:26,960 --> 02:24:27,940 I wouldn't say... 3275 02:24:27,940 --> 02:24:29,180 He's after my money now, you know? 3276 02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:31,100 But you're his best customer, sure. 3277 02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:33,600 Ireland? 3278 02:24:35,420 --> 02:24:36,560 Let's just get in... 3279 02:24:36,560 --> 02:24:37,560 Back to the game, like... 3280 02:24:37,560 --> 02:24:37,920 You know what? 3281 02:24:38,000 --> 02:24:39,300 What I do with my time... 3282 02:24:39,300 --> 02:24:39,960 Is my business. 3283 02:24:41,260 --> 02:24:41,580 Coleman. 3284 02:24:42,260 --> 02:24:43,320 Sends the balloon... 3285 02:24:43,320 --> 02:24:44,220 Over to the side. 3286 02:24:44,320 --> 02:24:45,500 It's playing danger ball... 3287 02:24:45,500 --> 02:24:46,200 At the moment again. 3288 02:24:46,260 --> 02:24:46,840 But who cares? 3289 02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:47,880 We're 4-1 up, man. 3290 02:24:47,940 --> 02:24:49,000 We're trouncing them. 3291 02:24:49,620 --> 02:24:51,080 Try and come at us, Bosnia. 3292 02:24:51,460 --> 02:24:53,160 Because you haven't got the gloves to... 3293 02:24:53,160 --> 02:24:55,280 You haven't got the fish to fill the gloves. 3294 02:24:55,920 --> 02:24:58,080 And a lovely ball is gonna go through now. 3295 02:24:58,340 --> 02:24:58,900 To Hendrik. 3296 02:24:59,300 --> 02:24:59,660 Hendrik. 3297 02:25:00,800 --> 02:25:02,120 Play it back. 3298 02:25:02,120 --> 02:25:02,500 Play it back. 3299 02:25:02,500 --> 02:25:04,400 And it's gone over the line. 3300 02:25:04,400 --> 02:25:05,840 Or it could have even been. 3301 02:25:06,840 --> 02:25:08,940 No, it has gone over the line for a goal kick. 3302 02:25:11,120 --> 02:25:12,560 The Bosnian boys. 3303 02:25:12,560 --> 02:25:12,680 The Bosnian boys... 3304 02:25:12,680 --> 02:25:13,560 The Bosnian boys... 3305 02:25:13,560 --> 02:25:14,720 Humiliated... 3306 02:25:14,720 --> 02:25:15,860 Beyond belief now. 3307 02:25:18,860 --> 02:25:19,440 By a... 3308 02:25:19,440 --> 02:25:19,660 A... 3309 02:25:19,660 --> 02:25:19,960 A... 3310 02:25:19,960 --> 02:25:20,200 A... 3311 02:25:20,200 --> 02:25:22,440 An absolutely crucial Irish... 3312 02:25:22,440 --> 02:25:23,500 Performance. 3313 02:25:24,160 --> 02:25:25,520 Wouldn't you say, Tommy? 3314 02:25:25,520 --> 02:25:29,840 We needed this resounding victory... 3315 02:25:29,840 --> 02:25:30,880 To instill the belief... 3316 02:25:30,880 --> 02:25:31,200 To instill the belief... 3317 02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:32,880 And passion... 3318 02:25:32,880 --> 02:25:33,880 In the boys... 3319 02:25:33,880 --> 02:25:37,500 For the upcoming final rounds of this tournament. 3320 02:25:38,660 --> 02:25:40,480 That's the final whistle gun. 3321 02:25:41,600 --> 02:25:42,300 Blow us up. 3322 02:25:42,760 --> 02:25:43,660 Pack up the shop. 3323 02:25:44,020 --> 02:25:44,960 And fuck off home. 3324 02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:48,200 It's time to... 3325 02:25:48,200 --> 02:25:49,800 It's time to carry on. 3326 02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:52,000 With the tournament. 3327 02:25:52,220 --> 02:25:53,940 After we've gone home to bed. 3328 02:25:54,760 --> 02:25:55,540 We'll see you later. 3329 02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:57,600 We'll be back with more. 3330 02:25:58,080 --> 02:25:58,740 Stay tuned. 3331 02:25:59,240 --> 02:25:59,720 Connor. 3332 02:26:00,440 --> 02:26:00,880 Yes. 3333 02:26:01,740 --> 02:26:02,900 Welcome back everybody. 3334 02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:05,140 The highlights of the Grand Prix here on Network 2. 3335 02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:06,140 We're on lap 22. 3336 02:26:06,140 --> 02:26:34,200 or 3337 02:26:34,200 --> 02:26:44,580 no one's doing it like we's boys is doing it, I wish, we're gonna keep doing it without a record contract. 3338 02:26:46,180 --> 02:26:54,200 Rolling in the seat for down the N17, stone walls in the grass is hilligreen, lots of sheep once you get into Galliv- 3339 02:26:54,200 --> 02:27:04,200 *Squeak* 3340 02:27:08,200 --> 02:27:10,200 Connor Williams. 3341 02:27:10,200 --> 02:27:34,200 *Squeak* 3342 02:27:34,200 --> 02:27:42,200 *Squeak* 3343 02:27:42,200 --> 02:27:50,200 *Squeak* 3344 02:27:50,200 --> 02:28:00,200 *Squeak* 3345 02:28:00,200 --> 02:28:10,200 *Squeak* 3346 02:28:10,200 --> 02:28:10,800 Don't come back. 3347 02:28:10,900 --> 02:28:13,260 No, do come back, Jordan, you fucking ape. 3348 02:28:16,900 --> 02:28:17,620 Sorry, Jordan. 3349 02:28:17,640 --> 02:28:18,600 You better watch the fuck out. 3350 02:28:18,820 --> 02:28:19,120 Connor. 3351 02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:24,500 Quick look at the round of the scores there, guys. 3352 02:28:24,660 --> 02:28:28,440 France went through in their first round knockout phase group game 3353 02:28:28,440 --> 02:28:30,480 of football against Croatia. 3354 02:28:30,960 --> 02:28:34,640 Big thank you there to Andy the Fork and T22BC 3355 02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:38,060 for your kind-hearted tips, lads, on Network 2. 3356 02:28:38,580 --> 02:28:41,920 Poland took the game to the Israelites and sent them packing. 3357 02:28:42,520 --> 02:28:44,400 England dispatched Germany. 3358 02:28:45,540 --> 02:28:49,860 Ireland, as you've seen, desecrated Bosnia and Herzegovina 3359 02:28:49,860 --> 02:28:55,120 with a 4-1 monumental ball sack blaster of a match. 3360 02:28:55,120 --> 02:28:58,940 The Serbs managed to do the business against the Netherlands. 3361 02:28:59,980 --> 02:29:04,200 Ukraine were sadly defeated by the Turks after extra time. 3362 02:29:05,080 --> 02:29:09,280 The Italian stallion team continues into the next phase 3363 02:29:09,280 --> 02:29:12,680 after they dispatched the Greek gods. 3364 02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:17,100 The Roman gods killed the Greek gods. 3365 02:29:17,360 --> 02:29:18,360 So you had... 3366 02:29:18,360 --> 02:29:21,620 What was the Roman one again? 3367 02:29:23,700 --> 02:29:24,880 Sidon of the sea? 3368 02:29:25,380 --> 02:29:25,980 Was that... 3369 02:29:25,980 --> 02:29:27,160 Was he Greece? 3370 02:29:29,160 --> 02:29:29,640 Thor? 3371 02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:31,880 Actually, no. 3372 02:29:31,980 --> 02:29:32,380 He was... 3373 02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,040 Was he Greek? 3374 02:29:33,980 --> 02:29:34,780 Was he... 3375 02:29:34,780 --> 02:29:36,320 Maybe he's Nordic, actually. 3376 02:29:37,700 --> 02:29:38,920 Yeah, I didn't think about that. 3377 02:29:39,000 --> 02:29:41,360 There was Nordic gods as well. 3378 02:29:42,520 --> 02:29:42,940 Yeah. 3379 02:29:43,320 --> 02:29:50,260 So you've got a mix of Nordic gods as well as Roman gods and Greek gods as well. 3380 02:29:50,380 --> 02:29:54,480 Just bottling it out for the planet. 3381 02:29:57,060 --> 02:30:04,200 Hopefully they can put that to bed and put it behind them and just unify and come together, you know? 3382 02:30:04,640 --> 02:30:06,500 Especially now at the moment with COVID. 3383 02:30:07,920 --> 02:30:10,600 And another recession, sadly, around the corner. 3384 02:30:10,800 --> 02:30:12,260 But, I mean, look at... 3385 02:30:12,260 --> 02:30:14,400 The hustle never sleeps. 3386 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:15,000 Business. 3387 02:30:15,660 --> 02:30:18,200 I was talking to Johnny Roanen the other day. 3388 02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:21,000 Just from the back... 3389 02:30:21,000 --> 02:30:22,480 The back of the... 3390 02:30:22,480 --> 02:30:24,780 The back of the Maybach. 3391 02:30:25,500 --> 02:30:26,000 Here. 3392 02:30:26,640 --> 02:30:27,580 We had a... 3393 02:30:27,580 --> 02:30:29,020 We just had a good session. 3394 02:30:30,060 --> 02:30:33,300 Keeping two metres apart from inside the car. 3395 02:30:35,620 --> 02:30:36,180 And... 3396 02:30:36,180 --> 02:30:38,440 That's the best thing about the Maybach. 3397 02:30:39,360 --> 02:30:41,040 Is that it'll take you... 3398 02:30:41,040 --> 02:30:43,140 It'll take you to the stars and back. 3399 02:30:44,140 --> 02:30:44,540 Do you know? 3400 02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:48,920 It's a real nice piece of machinery as well. 3401 02:30:49,000 --> 02:30:51,940 You can really tell why this is the jewel in the... 3402 02:30:51,940 --> 02:30:54,100 Mercedes crown. 3403 02:30:55,080 --> 02:30:56,160 But, um... 3404 02:30:56,160 --> 02:30:56,900 Yeah, we... 3405 02:30:56,900 --> 02:30:58,800 We have good high hopes. 3406 02:30:59,060 --> 02:31:00,020 Myself and Roro. 3407 02:31:00,580 --> 02:31:04,220 There's still a lot of buildings and developments that are going to go up. 3408 02:31:04,220 --> 02:31:07,320 And they have leases which are being pre-agreed. 3409 02:31:08,820 --> 02:31:10,060 So, yeah, you know. 3410 02:31:11,960 --> 02:31:12,820 Let's just... 3411 02:31:12,820 --> 02:31:14,020 Let's just power through. 3412 02:31:14,020 --> 02:31:16,940 And if there is another recession. 3413 02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:21,220 Like, it looks like I'm going to be stuck in the bloody Maybach for a little bit longer. 3414 02:31:21,300 --> 02:31:22,260 I was hoping to change it. 3415 02:31:22,940 --> 02:31:23,420 Maybe up... 3416 02:31:23,420 --> 02:31:24,420 Up skill. 3417 02:31:24,880 --> 02:31:25,880 To a Maserati. 3418 02:31:26,120 --> 02:31:27,140 Or even a Ferrari. 3419 02:31:27,320 --> 02:31:27,920 But... 3420 02:31:27,920 --> 02:31:30,080 Should have to put that on hold now. 3421 02:31:30,360 --> 02:31:31,780 Till after the next recession. 3422 02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:33,960 But look. 3423 02:31:33,960 --> 02:31:35,520 Football is here. 3424 02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:39,920 And football will keep us entertained for the time being anyway. 3425 02:31:40,520 --> 02:31:41,960 See you later on, guys. 3426 02:31:42,060 --> 02:31:42,280 Okay? 3427 02:31:42,880 --> 02:31:43,900 Connor Williams. 3428 02:31:44,440 --> 02:31:45,460 Enjoy the ball. 3429 02:31:45,460 --> 02:32:15,440 We'll be right back. 3430 02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:45,420 We'll be right back. 3431 02:32:45,420 --> 02:32:50,040 In the European Championship quarterfinal. 3432 02:32:51,480 --> 02:32:54,760 Indeed, a big game, Tommy. 3433 02:32:56,000 --> 02:32:57,140 A big, big game. 3434 02:32:57,760 --> 02:32:59,800 A big, big game ahead of us now. 3435 02:33:02,420 --> 02:33:02,900 What? 3436 02:33:03,320 --> 02:33:08,340 Anyone who knows anything knows that there's a lot at stake tonight. 3437 02:33:08,980 --> 02:33:10,580 Stand for the National Anthem. 3438 02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:40,560 Thank you. 3439 02:33:40,560 --> 02:34:10,540 Thank you. 3440 02:34:11,460 --> 02:34:12,840 Can we not get it back? 3441 02:34:13,580 --> 02:34:13,940 No. 3442 02:34:15,580 --> 02:34:16,360 Wait a sec. 3443 02:34:16,520 --> 02:34:17,620 It might be back in a moment. 3444 02:34:20,660 --> 02:34:22,540 I think they're trying... 3445 02:34:23,060 --> 02:34:24,720 We've got it back, thank God. 3446 02:34:25,920 --> 02:34:26,560 Here we go. 3447 02:34:26,960 --> 02:34:27,800 It's all on now. 3448 02:34:28,520 --> 02:34:29,620 It's all on now. 3449 02:34:31,560 --> 02:34:34,020 Jesus Christ, there's some talent in the squad. 3450 02:34:34,640 --> 02:34:37,340 There are talents, yeah, but I mean, they're not invincible-like. 3451 02:34:37,440 --> 02:34:38,840 We can't fucking do it like. 3452 02:34:39,480 --> 02:34:49,100 If we could just try and try and try and keep ourselves together, keep it lit, and not worry about ourselves too much or the game too much. 3453 02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:51,940 I think that we've got what it takes. 3454 02:34:52,020 --> 02:34:52,860 Ireland, 4-3. 3455 02:34:52,960 --> 02:35:04,860 Whatever I think is inconsequential, because tonight I'm going to remain completely impartial as an Irishman commentating on a match quarterfinal in the Euros between England and Ireland. 3456 02:35:05,080 --> 02:35:07,280 As Ireland try to pick up a bit of spillage. 3457 02:35:07,400 --> 02:35:13,300 England have started with the tip, and Ireland have confidently and calmly dispossessed them very quickly now. 3458 02:35:13,560 --> 02:35:14,220 There's a crowd. 3459 02:35:14,420 --> 02:35:15,040 Falls silent. 3460 02:35:15,180 --> 02:35:16,800 Hendrick passes it out to who? 3461 02:35:16,900 --> 02:35:17,180 I don't know. 3462 02:35:17,220 --> 02:35:17,900 It's back to Hendrick. 3463 02:35:18,100 --> 02:35:19,780 Hendrick in the middle now to Whelan. 3464 02:35:20,040 --> 02:35:20,380 Whelan. 3465 02:35:21,120 --> 02:35:24,480 Possessed by Harry Kane, who rolls it back to Lemmy Winks. 3466 02:35:24,560 --> 02:35:25,860 Lemmy Winks to Ben Chilwell. 3467 02:35:27,000 --> 02:35:30,880 He's going to have to Netflix and chill in a minute, because we're going to be scoring goals. 3468 02:35:31,220 --> 02:35:36,520 And Winks has still got the ball there, but he's winked it and wanked it over to his man, his friend, Dele Alley. 3469 02:35:37,000 --> 02:35:39,020 Dele Alley now, trying to do a bit of deli work. 3470 02:35:39,420 --> 02:35:40,200 And he's got it. 3471 02:35:40,580 --> 02:35:42,820 But he's got it, but he can't make a roll. 3472 02:35:44,380 --> 02:35:48,020 He might have been able to wrap that player up, but he couldn't roll him up. 3473 02:35:48,620 --> 02:35:49,460 What does that mean? 3474 02:35:50,000 --> 02:35:57,840 I'm trying to make some kind of stretched metaphor between Dele Alley and just Dele's, like, Dele counters. 3475 02:35:58,920 --> 02:36:00,100 Where you get a breakfast roll. 3476 02:36:01,180 --> 02:36:01,440 Yeah. 3477 02:36:02,480 --> 02:36:07,780 I don't think Dele Alley would make, would eat a breakfast roll, let alone make one. 3478 02:36:08,540 --> 02:36:12,920 Yeah, well, look, we'll put that one to bed anyway as Ireland try to put these guys to bed. 3479 02:36:13,460 --> 02:36:17,360 Coleman, on the side hatch, floats the balloon back to his friend Duffy. 3480 02:36:17,760 --> 02:36:19,920 Duffy sees his other mate in the middle. 3481 02:36:19,920 --> 02:36:20,660 Keough. 3482 02:36:21,080 --> 02:36:21,960 Richie Keough now. 3483 02:36:22,240 --> 02:36:24,800 Strong presence in that defense for Ireland. 3484 02:36:25,220 --> 02:36:27,760 Lovely bit of build-up play down the wing now with McLean. 3485 02:36:27,800 --> 02:36:29,780 McLean finds Hurrahan nicely. 3486 02:36:29,920 --> 02:36:30,320 Hurrahan. 3487 02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:32,600 Stabs the ball forward to McGoldrick. 3488 02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:34,340 McGoldrick to Kendrick Lamar. 3489 02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:43,480 Hendrick Lamar fails to capitulate, or fails to capitalize, should I say, on the capitulation of the English. 3490 02:36:43,920 --> 02:36:44,620 The English. 3491 02:36:44,780 --> 02:36:46,980 Giving the ball away haphazardly. 3492 02:36:46,980 --> 02:36:48,940 McGoldrick first time. 3493 02:36:48,940 --> 02:36:49,940 Pickford saves. 3494 02:36:49,940 --> 02:36:50,300 Pickford saves. 3495 02:36:50,300 --> 02:36:51,840 Pick that one out. 3496 02:36:52,760 --> 02:36:54,600 It's the Pickwick papers tonight. 3497 02:36:55,600 --> 02:37:03,260 As Jermaine Pickford bollocks the ball away from his picky choosy hands. 3498 02:37:03,260 --> 02:37:05,000 He wasn't picky about the ball. 3499 02:37:05,080 --> 02:37:06,140 He was clasping there. 3500 02:37:07,000 --> 02:37:07,220 Nope. 3501 02:37:08,260 --> 02:37:11,100 Pickford is absolutely mad for the ball. 3502 02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:13,920 Just wants to get his hands all over it. 3503 02:37:13,940 --> 02:37:14,620 Oh my God! 3504 02:37:15,120 --> 02:37:15,820 Jesus Christ. 3505 02:37:16,000 --> 02:37:20,120 Randolph the red-hand reindeer there did a great bit of defending. 3506 02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:22,720 But not red-hand defending. 3507 02:37:23,000 --> 02:37:24,620 No, we have to clarify that. 3508 02:37:25,020 --> 02:37:30,520 Zero red-hand defending on the part of Randolph who has nothing. 3509 02:37:30,620 --> 02:37:31,720 No loyalist links. 3510 02:37:32,380 --> 02:37:33,500 He's been vetted. 3511 02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:37,140 And we can't find anything questionable about him. 3512 02:37:37,460 --> 02:37:38,340 Or his politics. 3513 02:37:39,220 --> 02:37:42,800 As England are trying to scrap up the fucking second or third ball. 3514 02:37:43,020 --> 02:37:45,540 Not really that good from a team that thinks they're class. 3515 02:37:45,840 --> 02:37:47,440 As Ireland dispossesses them. 3516 02:37:47,660 --> 02:37:48,540 It's Hendrik now. 3517 02:37:48,880 --> 02:37:49,680 Hendrik Lamar. 3518 02:37:49,920 --> 02:37:53,580 He can see McGoldrick and he threads a lovely little ball through the eye of a needle. 3519 02:37:53,840 --> 02:37:54,440 McGoldrick! 3520 02:37:56,060 --> 02:37:56,660 McGoldrick! 3521 02:37:57,180 --> 02:38:00,020 And it's 1-0 to Ireland. 3522 02:38:00,540 --> 02:38:07,840 As they dispatch a lovely ball into the back of the English sack. 3523 02:38:08,600 --> 02:38:10,040 And how about that? 3524 02:38:10,920 --> 02:38:12,100 How about that? 3525 02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:13,260 Wham! 3526 02:38:14,280 --> 02:38:14,920 Bam! 3527 02:38:15,160 --> 02:38:16,060 Thank you, Tan. 3528 02:38:16,060 --> 02:38:16,080 Thank you, Tan. 3529 02:38:16,440 --> 02:38:38,060 It was a lovely piece of textbook, casualistic, cool as a Harry Cule cucumber bit of play from Hendrik Lamar to thread a little cheeky ball to McGoldrick who slammed that planet into the back of the English atmosphere. 3530 02:38:39,160 --> 02:38:40,360 Put him under pressure. 3531 02:38:40,360 --> 02:38:40,860 Put him under pressure. 3532 02:38:40,860 --> 02:38:42,980 Put him under pressure. 3533 02:38:44,360 --> 02:38:45,860 Put him under pressure. 3534 02:38:48,080 --> 02:38:52,660 Incredible, analistic comments from my co-commentator, Thomas. 3535 02:38:53,120 --> 02:38:54,300 Schlug there, Thomas. 3536 02:38:54,820 --> 02:38:56,520 You must be bowled over with delight. 3537 02:38:56,520 --> 02:39:03,760 As the Brits would say, I'm not for six or bowled over, I suppose. 3538 02:39:05,520 --> 02:39:07,980 And, uh, look, let's get back into them. 3539 02:39:08,020 --> 02:39:08,860 Let's get back into them. 3540 02:39:10,200 --> 02:39:10,640 Yeah. 3541 02:39:10,640 --> 02:39:13,700 I'll tell you who was getting into the McLean there. 3542 02:39:14,900 --> 02:39:15,840 The McLean machine. 3543 02:39:15,980 --> 02:39:19,100 And here he is again, dispossessing and making absolute arsehole of his man. 3544 02:39:19,500 --> 02:39:20,280 And look at this now. 3545 02:39:20,340 --> 02:39:21,260 It's a lovely bit of play. 3546 02:39:21,600 --> 02:39:22,400 They've got McGoldrick. 3547 02:39:22,660 --> 02:39:24,080 Squares it over to Hurrahan. 3548 02:39:24,260 --> 02:39:25,900 Hurrahan finds Kendrick Lamar. 3549 02:39:26,100 --> 02:39:28,100 Hendrick Lamar threw ball to Jimmy McLean. 3550 02:39:28,320 --> 02:39:28,980 Jimmy McLean. 3551 02:39:29,840 --> 02:39:30,280 Possessed. 3552 02:39:31,040 --> 02:39:31,740 Kept at bay. 3553 02:39:32,340 --> 02:39:34,500 Lovely bit of defensive work by the Brits. 3554 02:39:34,880 --> 02:39:35,920 As they've got the ball now. 3555 02:39:36,180 --> 02:39:37,840 It's a bit of Brit ball at the moment. 3556 02:39:38,180 --> 02:39:40,020 As they manage to keep a hold of the ball. 3557 02:39:40,140 --> 02:39:40,500 Shepherding. 3558 02:39:40,680 --> 02:39:43,340 Well, they want to get that shepherd up to their main man, Harry Kane. 3559 02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:45,520 Who holds a massive cane. 3560 02:39:46,160 --> 02:39:48,380 Uh, to, to beat his flock with. 3561 02:39:49,180 --> 02:39:52,260 I don't know if he'd be a shepherd who would beat his flock. 3562 02:39:52,340 --> 02:39:53,840 He seems like a nice enough kind of guy. 3563 02:39:55,000 --> 02:39:55,920 Yeah, but I mean. 3564 02:39:56,460 --> 02:39:58,980 Just like going on history and stuff, you know. 3565 02:39:59,380 --> 02:39:59,940 I'm not. 3566 02:40:00,460 --> 02:40:02,400 I'm sure he is, but I'm just going off history. 3567 02:40:03,400 --> 02:40:05,380 Yeah, but a lot of these lads now, they're young fellas. 3568 02:40:06,100 --> 02:40:10,360 They don't even have an idea of the history, like, between. 3569 02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:13,440 You know, they don't even know there was history. 3570 02:40:13,640 --> 02:40:16,220 It's, they don't even teach it in their school books over there. 3571 02:40:17,060 --> 02:40:17,400 What? 3572 02:40:18,260 --> 02:40:19,360 It's just not mentioned. 3573 02:40:22,620 --> 02:40:24,080 I'll tell you what is going to be mentioned. 3574 02:40:25,820 --> 02:40:27,960 Jimmy McLean is going to be mentioned. 3575 02:40:28,920 --> 02:40:29,660 Watch the look, lads. 3576 02:40:30,260 --> 02:40:31,240 We'll see you sometime. 3577 02:40:31,380 --> 02:40:32,180 Maybe you'll win it. 3578 02:40:32,300 --> 02:40:33,400 Maybe you'll win the tournament. 3579 02:40:34,140 --> 02:40:36,120 In 800 years or something. 3580 02:40:37,580 --> 02:40:41,740 Because we've been waiting for a long time to have our day out in the sunshine. 3581 02:40:42,740 --> 02:40:44,700 Francis, you need to stop with that stuff now. 3582 02:40:46,140 --> 02:40:47,260 This is a nice stream. 3583 02:40:47,320 --> 02:40:48,020 It's not a shin. 3584 02:40:48,100 --> 02:40:50,160 It's not a shin or rabuz. 3585 02:40:50,560 --> 02:40:53,140 You can't be getting doing that sort of stuff. 3586 02:40:53,140 --> 02:40:54,540 I'm not saying anything. 3587 02:40:55,020 --> 02:40:57,560 All I'm saying is James McLean. 3588 02:40:57,560 --> 02:40:59,500 And you know the rest. 3589 02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:10,960 England. 3590 02:41:10,960 --> 02:41:11,040 England. 3591 02:41:11,040 --> 02:41:11,120 England. 3592 02:41:11,560 --> 02:41:18,380 Trying to make amends now of a real bad situation they've found themselves in. 3593 02:41:18,540 --> 02:41:27,380 And the situation continues to get worse for them as we're confidently striding down the wing now in a lovely, lovely stadium. 3594 02:41:27,580 --> 02:41:29,980 We're actually out in Juventus' stadium playing this match. 3595 02:41:31,160 --> 02:41:36,320 As Euro 2020, of course, is being played over a number of different venues. 3596 02:41:36,480 --> 02:41:38,000 It's not in one country this year. 3597 02:41:39,440 --> 02:41:39,760 Yep. 3598 02:41:40,320 --> 02:41:42,700 Hopefully now we should get a few tickets to the games. 3599 02:41:43,160 --> 02:41:43,380 Yeah. 3600 02:41:44,460 --> 02:41:47,540 Would you believe now England would be tipped as number one to win it? 3601 02:41:48,660 --> 02:41:52,020 Very hard to see why when you've got... 3602 02:41:52,020 --> 02:41:54,140 What players like Jesse Lingard. 3603 02:41:54,960 --> 02:41:56,080 He's not doing anything. 3604 02:41:56,320 --> 02:41:57,340 Oh my God, Sterling. 3605 02:41:57,500 --> 02:41:57,800 No! 3606 02:41:58,580 --> 02:41:59,180 I tell you. 3607 02:41:59,860 --> 02:42:01,640 They think the Sterling is strong. 3608 02:42:02,000 --> 02:42:02,920 It just fell there. 3609 02:42:03,780 --> 02:42:04,380 To the punt. 3610 02:42:05,260 --> 02:42:06,000 Big style. 3611 02:42:06,660 --> 02:42:08,740 And we're trying to get that ball punted upfield. 3612 02:42:09,500 --> 02:42:10,120 Look at this. 3613 02:42:10,880 --> 02:42:12,400 Lovely bit of Sterling work there. 3614 02:42:12,960 --> 02:42:17,260 And a nice bit of haphazard ball work out to the Ronnie Wallwork winger. 3615 02:42:17,640 --> 02:42:24,520 And it looks as though someone's going to get on the end of this and turn English smiles into English frowns. 3616 02:42:24,520 --> 02:42:29,980 But unfortunately, Pickford picks a great place to spread his hand. 3617 02:42:30,760 --> 02:42:37,360 And it envelops an area which is blocking the ball coming towards him. 3618 02:42:37,420 --> 02:42:39,800 Almost as if he'd thought about doing it. 3619 02:42:39,800 --> 02:42:45,680 I'm pretty sure it was a premeditated movement from Pickford. 3620 02:42:46,060 --> 02:42:47,340 And can you believe this? 3621 02:42:47,940 --> 02:42:50,600 This is the last play of the game probably before half time. 3622 02:42:50,860 --> 02:42:52,620 And Ireland are winning 2-0. 3623 02:42:53,400 --> 02:42:57,980 And Pickford can kick this or roll it out. 3624 02:42:58,040 --> 02:42:58,540 Doesn't matter. 3625 02:42:58,940 --> 02:43:00,740 It's the last little bit of action, that roll. 3626 02:43:00,940 --> 02:43:03,160 And it's England-0. 3627 02:43:04,080 --> 02:43:05,020 Ireland-2. 3628 02:43:06,020 --> 02:43:07,180 At half time. 3629 02:43:07,600 --> 02:43:09,600 Going into that tunnel there, Tommy. 3630 02:43:09,760 --> 02:43:13,300 You'd have to feel a little bit of confidence about you. 3631 02:43:13,340 --> 02:43:14,800 A little bit of wind in the seals. 3632 02:43:16,100 --> 02:43:18,760 You'd have to feel a bit of wind in the seals is right. 3633 02:43:20,440 --> 02:43:20,840 England. 3634 02:43:21,660 --> 02:43:23,180 They had the bounce of the ball. 3635 02:43:23,900 --> 02:43:25,660 They've had the lion's share of the ball. 3636 02:43:27,580 --> 02:43:28,180 But the three- 3637 02:43:28,180 --> 02:43:31,260 It doesn't matter if they've got one lion, two lions, or three lions. 3638 02:43:32,080 --> 02:43:40,100 If the lion doesn't have the taste for steak, the taste for a bit of meat, he's not going to dish out any pain. 3639 02:43:40,880 --> 02:43:41,100 Yeah. 3640 02:43:41,480 --> 02:43:43,620 And we know about that fucking pain anyway. 3641 02:43:43,880 --> 02:43:45,360 Knowing about it too long, too much. 3642 02:43:45,580 --> 02:43:48,520 It's time that we start to dish out a bit of pain or something. 3643 02:43:48,680 --> 02:43:49,700 Would you agree, Tommy? 3644 02:43:50,500 --> 02:43:53,340 I'm not really an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth kind of man. 3645 02:43:53,440 --> 02:43:55,720 I think the eye for an eye, the whole world will go blind like. 3646 02:43:56,640 --> 02:44:03,060 Yeah, but would you not like to inflict a little bit of, just a little sting in the tail in this footballing campaign for them? 3647 02:44:03,800 --> 02:44:05,320 Look, I want Ireland to win. 3648 02:44:05,820 --> 02:44:07,740 I want Ireland to win the tournament. 3649 02:44:08,680 --> 02:44:12,020 But I mean, I'm not getting historical or political about it. 3650 02:44:13,080 --> 02:44:14,060 We're here to win. 3651 02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:15,340 Nothing more, nothing less. 3652 02:44:16,240 --> 02:44:16,520 Yeah. 3653 02:44:17,060 --> 02:44:17,800 Yeah, we are. 3654 02:44:17,900 --> 02:44:18,840 Nothing more, nothing less. 3655 02:44:18,920 --> 02:44:19,960 And look at this. 3656 02:44:19,960 --> 02:44:22,580 lovely slotted ball there. 3657 02:44:23,100 --> 02:44:25,680 A real slott master he's turning into, isn't he? 3658 02:44:26,320 --> 02:44:26,660 Yep. 3659 02:44:27,220 --> 02:44:28,900 He's got the slott gun. 3660 02:44:29,580 --> 02:44:32,080 And he keeps on loading it up with shells. 3661 02:44:32,740 --> 02:44:34,560 And then at point blank range, 3662 02:44:35,920 --> 02:44:37,320 completely co-beining it. 3663 02:44:38,040 --> 02:44:38,300 Yeah. 3664 02:44:39,180 --> 02:44:41,240 Fucking never mind. 3665 02:44:41,640 --> 02:44:43,320 Right down the middle of it. 3666 02:44:43,360 --> 02:44:44,160 Come as you are. 3667 02:44:44,640 --> 02:44:46,920 Straight into the fucking... 3668 02:44:46,920 --> 02:44:47,980 What was that one? 3669 02:44:48,840 --> 02:44:49,860 Uterito or something. 3670 02:44:49,860 --> 02:44:51,520 In uterus or something. 3671 02:44:51,800 --> 02:44:52,100 Yeah. 3672 02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:53,600 Some shite like that. 3673 02:44:53,780 --> 02:44:54,800 Great McLean goal. 3674 02:44:54,920 --> 02:44:55,180 Tell you, 3675 02:44:55,320 --> 02:44:56,560 I'm so excited, 3676 02:44:56,680 --> 02:44:59,680 I forgot about the absolute strike buster from McLean. 3677 02:45:01,680 --> 02:45:02,020 And he, 3678 02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:02,680 I tell you, 3679 02:45:02,740 --> 02:45:04,140 he loves that top right corner, 3680 02:45:04,240 --> 02:45:04,600 doesn't he? 3681 02:45:05,140 --> 02:45:06,160 He loves that corner. 3682 02:45:07,000 --> 02:45:08,260 I seen the last day after training, 3683 02:45:08,360 --> 02:45:09,360 he went up to that corner 3684 02:45:09,360 --> 02:45:13,260 and had a little sleep underneath the corner of that net. 3685 02:45:14,700 --> 02:45:15,060 Why? 3686 02:45:15,060 --> 02:45:15,100 Why? 3687 02:45:16,640 --> 02:45:17,180 Don't know, 3688 02:45:17,260 --> 02:45:18,920 just because he loves that corner so much. 3689 02:45:19,360 --> 02:45:19,840 You know, 3690 02:45:19,920 --> 02:45:20,300 he gets, 3691 02:45:20,480 --> 02:45:21,940 that's the way he gets the peace and quiet from. 3692 02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:22,960 Well, 3693 02:45:23,420 --> 02:45:23,780 it's, 3694 02:45:23,780 --> 02:45:25,300 it's standing to him now anyway, 3695 02:45:25,300 --> 02:45:27,160 because he knows exactly where that corner is. 3696 02:45:27,220 --> 02:45:31,760 Maybe because the amount of naps and sleeps he's got in underneath that corner of the past few weeks. 3697 02:45:32,080 --> 02:45:35,260 Whatever about McLean's unorthodox training methods. 3698 02:45:37,880 --> 02:45:38,880 It's Ireland 2, 3699 02:45:39,120 --> 02:45:39,580 England 0, 3700 02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:40,260 and England, 3701 02:45:40,820 --> 02:45:43,300 I think that was a handball from us before that, 3702 02:45:43,340 --> 02:45:44,180 but it doesn't matter anyway, 3703 02:45:44,240 --> 02:45:45,000 it didn't lead to a goal. 3704 02:45:45,820 --> 02:45:47,340 England are really scrappy, 3705 02:45:47,400 --> 02:45:47,700 aren't they, 3706 02:45:47,780 --> 02:45:47,940 Tom? 3707 02:45:48,760 --> 02:45:49,160 Oh, 3708 02:45:50,140 --> 02:45:51,220 scrappy dappy, 3709 02:45:51,340 --> 02:45:52,460 dappy from Ndubs, 3710 02:45:52,960 --> 02:45:53,680 scrappy doo, 3711 02:45:54,940 --> 02:45:57,700 Scooby Doo's little brother or his cousin or one of the, 3712 02:45:58,060 --> 02:45:59,000 whatever he was, 3713 02:45:59,800 --> 02:46:01,160 whatever he was, 3714 02:46:01,620 --> 02:46:03,320 that's what England is at the moment. 3715 02:46:04,400 --> 02:46:04,880 And they're, 3716 02:46:04,980 --> 02:46:05,900 they're losing it, 3717 02:46:06,020 --> 02:46:06,920 it's slipping away lads. 3718 02:46:08,080 --> 02:46:09,140 It's slipping away. 3719 02:46:10,040 --> 02:46:11,640 It is slipping away indeed. 3720 02:46:11,920 --> 02:46:13,180 Stay with us for the second half. 3721 02:46:13,240 --> 02:46:14,680 It's coming right up guys. 3722 02:46:15,580 --> 02:46:16,220 Stay with us. 3723 02:46:16,220 --> 02:46:17,420 Connor, 3724 02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,420 please. 3725 02:46:24,160 --> 02:46:24,800 Modric, 3726 02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:25,720 Modric, 3727 02:46:26,060 --> 02:46:26,720 Modric, 3728 02:46:27,040 --> 02:46:27,720 Modric, 3729 02:46:28,120 --> 02:46:28,800 Modric, 3730 02:46:29,140 --> 02:46:29,780 Modric, 3731 02:46:30,180 --> 02:46:30,780 Modric, 3732 02:46:31,160 --> 02:46:39,880 modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric 3733 02:46:55,000 --> 02:47:04,360 welcome back the horizon of paradise is on site ireland two goals to the good against the old enemy 3734 02:47:04,360 --> 02:47:12,280 oh come on francis leave leave the politics against england can they get it into the next 3735 02:47:12,280 --> 02:47:18,600 realm with another goal or maybe even send the team into the next round of the tournament with 3736 02:47:18,600 --> 02:47:23,820 another couple of lovely goals we don't need them but we're playing for keeps and we're playing for 3737 02:47:23,820 --> 02:47:28,760 time as well as england now or trying to shepherd the balloon nicely into our fucking area but it's a 3738 02:47:28,760 --> 02:47:37,000 blank ball and they left it so invitingly there in front of jesse lingard and uh you know he's not 3739 02:47:37,000 --> 02:47:45,080 having the best one is he thomas he's not old jaylings has not had a great season and uh you'd feel sorry 3740 02:47:45,080 --> 02:47:51,120 for a lad like you know he was overhyped he had a few good games there a couple of seasons ago but zero 3741 02:47:52,640 --> 02:47:55,900 and he scored a cracker jacker lul oh god no no 3742 02:47:55,900 --> 02:48:04,060 you're gonna need to do better than that cane you're gonna need to do better than that 3743 02:48:04,060 --> 02:48:09,180 tries to sweep it in but randolph 3744 02:48:09,180 --> 02:48:16,880 he's got a massive brush and collect any crumbs or extra sweepage that is coming his way and that wasn't 3745 02:48:16,880 --> 02:48:17,860 Even on target. 3746 02:48:18,280 --> 02:48:18,920 And no, it wasn't. 3747 02:48:18,960 --> 02:48:19,940 That's great news for us. 3748 02:48:20,480 --> 02:48:22,000 England are not shooting well. 3749 02:48:22,100 --> 02:48:23,760 And even if it does, who's it going to fall to? 3750 02:48:23,820 --> 02:48:24,260 Lingard. 3751 02:48:24,880 --> 02:48:25,580 Bish, look, man. 3752 02:48:25,720 --> 02:48:30,300 I'll send my regards to yourself and the rest of the nation 3753 02:48:30,300 --> 02:48:35,560 after you're dispatched at the merciless hands of us. 3754 02:48:36,780 --> 02:48:37,620 You know us. 3755 02:48:38,060 --> 02:48:39,160 You know us too well. 3756 02:48:39,240 --> 02:48:40,920 We're coming for you again down the wing. 3757 02:48:40,920 --> 02:48:41,580 It's McLean. 3758 02:48:41,700 --> 02:48:44,820 Sends a little ballooner in, but it's headed away nicely by the English. 3759 02:48:46,420 --> 02:48:48,400 And it's in the middle now with Sterling. 3760 02:48:48,500 --> 02:48:51,840 The pound is strong there with Sterling as he gives it back to Chilwell. 3761 02:48:53,140 --> 02:48:55,640 Sweeps it back now to Keane, is it? 3762 02:48:56,860 --> 02:49:00,980 Who tries to give it back to Chilwell, but it's really not working out for him there. 3763 02:49:01,100 --> 02:49:01,960 It's Robbie Brady now. 3764 02:49:02,040 --> 02:49:02,580 He's got the ball. 3765 02:49:02,660 --> 02:49:04,660 He's going to have to try and find McGoldrick at some stage. 3766 02:49:04,720 --> 02:49:05,000 Can he? 3767 02:49:05,440 --> 02:49:06,300 Sends a balloon in. 3768 02:49:06,460 --> 02:49:10,440 McGoldrick looks good, but he's just an inch or two wide for that header. 3769 02:49:10,600 --> 02:49:12,420 And the English managed to get it away. 3770 02:49:12,840 --> 02:49:14,000 Here's Jalings now. 3771 02:49:14,440 --> 02:49:15,080 Or Dele Alli. 3772 02:49:15,580 --> 02:49:16,560 Now it's Jalings. 3773 02:49:16,800 --> 02:49:17,700 What's he going to do with this? 3774 02:49:17,800 --> 02:49:19,060 Lovely ball, actually, to Keane. 3775 02:49:19,480 --> 02:49:20,380 Please don't score Keane. 3776 02:49:20,620 --> 02:49:21,360 Try to foul him. 3777 02:49:22,020 --> 02:49:22,280 No. 3778 02:49:24,760 --> 02:49:26,360 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 3779 02:49:27,480 --> 02:49:28,160 Not great. 3780 02:49:29,040 --> 02:49:30,120 Not great at all. 3781 02:49:31,260 --> 02:49:32,420 The Dutch gold kid. 3782 02:49:32,680 --> 02:49:34,380 Thank you very much, the Dutch gold kid. 3783 02:49:35,240 --> 02:49:38,220 Yeah, thank you for the Dutch gold kid there for that tip. 3784 02:49:38,220 --> 02:49:42,820 But, I mean, it comes at such a horrible time for us at the moment. 3785 02:49:42,820 --> 02:49:50,640 As Harry Kane slams the balloon into the back of the sack. 3786 02:49:51,280 --> 02:49:53,160 And we were mocking Jesse Lingard. 3787 02:49:53,160 --> 02:49:54,300 And I think he heard it. 3788 02:49:54,660 --> 02:49:56,260 And the one thing you don't want to... 3789 02:49:56,260 --> 02:49:57,380 We tried to foul Keane. 3790 02:49:57,440 --> 02:49:59,200 We tried to take him out of the mix-up. 3791 02:50:01,580 --> 02:50:06,180 If you're going to do a professional foul, at least be in the same fecking area to foul him. 3792 02:50:07,000 --> 02:50:07,240 Yeah. 3793 02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:11,020 And they've heard our calls after that nice ball. 3794 02:50:11,720 --> 02:50:18,640 Borussia Dortmund's Sancho comes on for Manchester United's Jesse Lingard. 3795 02:50:19,860 --> 02:50:21,820 And we're still winning, Tommy. 3796 02:50:21,900 --> 02:50:23,420 We've still got the one-goal cushion. 3797 02:50:23,900 --> 02:50:26,260 We do, but we don't want to be sleeping on that cushion. 3798 02:50:26,340 --> 02:50:27,140 It's not a nice one. 3799 02:50:27,840 --> 02:50:30,860 It's certainly not memory foam or something nice like that. 3800 02:50:31,860 --> 02:50:33,120 Feels like a load of jackets. 3801 02:50:35,500 --> 02:50:36,300 What was that? 3802 02:50:36,820 --> 02:50:39,280 Said it feels like I'm sleeping on a load of jackets, Tom. 3803 02:50:39,320 --> 02:50:41,780 And we need to get a bit of memory foam into the box at the moment. 3804 02:50:41,880 --> 02:50:43,520 But it's not working out for us at the moment. 3805 02:50:43,660 --> 02:50:44,540 The English have the ball. 3806 02:50:44,620 --> 02:50:45,720 They're trying to thread it through. 3807 02:50:46,320 --> 02:50:46,980 And what we've got? 3808 02:50:47,240 --> 02:50:48,480 We've got Brady, baby. 3809 02:50:49,180 --> 02:50:50,360 And Brady gives it to Coleman. 3810 02:50:50,500 --> 02:50:52,680 Lovely bit of mix-up play between the two boys. 3811 02:50:52,820 --> 02:50:54,240 Coleman threw ball to McGoldrick. 3812 02:50:54,620 --> 02:50:57,160 McGoldrick plants a little kiss down the men... 3813 02:50:57,160 --> 02:50:58,860 Oh, down the middle of the mench. 3814 02:51:00,280 --> 02:51:02,440 But it fails to find his man. 3815 02:51:03,500 --> 02:51:06,540 And interceptions are coming thick and fast. 3816 02:51:06,600 --> 02:51:07,100 At the moment. 3817 02:51:07,600 --> 02:51:09,320 As Duffy sweeps up the crummage. 3818 02:51:10,820 --> 02:51:11,620 Brady ball. 3819 02:51:11,760 --> 02:51:13,800 Can he get it into the center and make something of it? 3820 02:51:13,940 --> 02:51:15,400 He's dispossessed by Jordan Henderson. 3821 02:51:16,960 --> 02:51:18,780 The big man for Liverpool. 3822 02:51:19,620 --> 02:51:19,780 Oh! 3823 02:51:20,520 --> 02:51:21,520 Jesus Christ! 3824 02:51:23,020 --> 02:51:25,180 It's a stretch save there from Randolph. 3825 02:51:25,680 --> 02:51:27,700 And we appreciate that bit of work from him. 3826 02:51:27,780 --> 02:51:30,960 Like, you know, it's a great bit of fucking goal work from him. 3827 02:51:31,420 --> 02:51:31,920 Really is. 3828 02:51:31,940 --> 02:51:33,500 He's got hands of steel. 3829 02:51:34,900 --> 02:51:36,520 The arms of Stretch Armstrong. 3830 02:51:36,520 --> 02:51:40,080 Yeah, hopefully he's not on the same drugs as him. 3831 02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:42,280 No, you're thinking of Lance. 3832 02:51:42,820 --> 02:51:43,360 Oh, I am. 3833 02:51:43,400 --> 02:51:44,000 I beg your pardon. 3834 02:51:44,560 --> 02:51:44,860 Oh! 3835 02:51:45,200 --> 02:51:46,260 Jesus Christ! 3836 02:51:49,560 --> 02:51:51,060 It's not Jesus Christ. 3837 02:51:51,360 --> 02:51:52,100 But it's close. 3838 02:51:52,560 --> 02:51:53,300 It's Hendrick. 3839 02:51:53,880 --> 02:51:54,820 Hendrick Lamar. 3840 02:51:55,860 --> 02:51:57,020 To pimp a butterfly. 3841 02:51:58,760 --> 02:52:02,920 He's judged after pimping the most beautiful butterfly I've ever seen flying. 3842 02:52:03,880 --> 02:52:05,620 Right into the back of the pimp box. 3843 02:52:07,440 --> 02:52:09,520 What in the hell is a pimp box? 3844 02:52:10,080 --> 02:52:11,480 Don't even ask me, Francis. 3845 02:52:12,700 --> 02:52:13,760 I don't care. 3846 02:52:14,500 --> 02:52:16,680 But I tell you, I don't ever care. 3847 02:52:17,260 --> 02:52:19,920 For as long as we're blasting balls into the back of the sack. 3848 02:52:21,640 --> 02:52:25,940 Lovely tap on the arse there from Dele Alli to his fellow player man there. 3849 02:52:27,460 --> 02:52:31,480 That'll give him the little cheeky boost he needs when coming onto the pitch. 3850 02:52:33,160 --> 02:52:34,060 Indeed it should. 3851 02:52:34,620 --> 02:52:37,420 But I mean, England will need more than a boost now. 3852 02:52:37,800 --> 02:52:38,720 Look at this now! 3853 02:52:39,100 --> 02:52:40,180 Look at this now! 3854 02:52:40,500 --> 02:52:41,540 It can't be, can it? 3855 02:52:41,960 --> 02:52:42,960 Unfortunately it can't. 3856 02:52:43,240 --> 02:52:44,900 England are on their arses at the moment. 3857 02:52:45,440 --> 02:52:48,760 Really fucking finding it hard to break down the Irish spirit. 3858 02:52:49,120 --> 02:52:50,700 But they'll never break that down. 3859 02:52:51,140 --> 02:52:52,240 They should know that by now. 3860 02:52:53,560 --> 02:52:54,880 After all, they tried. 3861 02:52:55,340 --> 02:52:55,940 Come on, Francis. 3862 02:52:56,060 --> 02:52:56,760 Stick to the ball. 3863 02:52:57,100 --> 02:52:58,940 I'm trying, Tommy, but it's hard. 3864 02:52:59,240 --> 02:53:03,040 It's hard to stick to the ball when you're loaded like a fucking powder keg. 3865 02:53:03,500 --> 02:53:03,780 Full. 3866 02:53:03,960 --> 02:53:04,140 Oh! 3867 02:53:04,860 --> 02:53:06,580 Stopping that Sancho was essential. 3868 02:53:07,000 --> 02:53:10,000 It was an essential bit of stoppage of Sancho. 3869 02:53:10,000 --> 02:53:10,780 And we've done it. 3870 02:53:10,860 --> 02:53:12,980 And we're building up momentum again down the left flank. 3871 02:53:13,060 --> 02:53:13,680 Come on, lads. 3872 02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,380 You've got the porridge in the gullet. 3873 02:53:15,760 --> 02:53:18,000 I know that you can shoot those bullets in front of that net. 3874 02:53:18,320 --> 02:53:20,080 Just load up the handgun, lads. 3875 02:53:20,460 --> 02:53:21,420 Load up the handgun. 3876 02:53:21,500 --> 02:53:22,320 Everyone's behind you. 3877 02:53:22,520 --> 02:53:24,060 You won't get fucking sent to jail. 3878 02:53:25,140 --> 02:53:25,540 Go on! 3879 02:53:25,540 --> 02:53:25,540 Go on! 3880 02:53:26,340 --> 02:53:27,140 Go on! 3881 02:53:27,860 --> 02:53:28,740 Go on! 3882 02:53:30,540 --> 02:53:31,600 Tom, uh... 3883 02:53:32,600 --> 02:53:33,200 Francis. 3884 02:53:34,400 --> 02:53:35,520 Compose yourself, man. 3885 02:53:36,320 --> 02:53:37,200 We're 4-1 up. 3886 02:53:37,300 --> 02:53:38,100 We're 3-1 up. 3887 02:53:40,160 --> 02:53:41,700 We're gonna cruise it, like. 3888 02:53:42,880 --> 02:53:45,020 5 minutes on the clock remain now. 3889 02:53:45,580 --> 02:53:49,160 As England try their best to get out of this depressing hellscape. 3890 02:53:49,280 --> 02:53:52,180 They've found themselves encapsulated in the hellscape. 3891 02:53:52,700 --> 02:53:53,740 The football pitch. 3892 02:53:54,380 --> 02:53:59,420 A football pitch where you're embarrassed and roundly trounced by your opposition. 3893 02:53:59,420 --> 02:54:04,080 In a very, very, very, very, very crucial part of your... 3894 02:54:04,080 --> 02:54:05,640 Your lives. 3895 02:54:06,700 --> 02:54:08,080 The quarterfinals. 3896 02:54:08,480 --> 02:54:08,760 Francis. 3897 02:54:09,080 --> 02:54:11,360 The quarterfinals of the European Championship. 3898 02:54:12,100 --> 02:54:12,320 Yep. 3899 02:54:12,480 --> 02:54:13,780 And that's the most crucial part. 3900 02:54:14,440 --> 02:54:17,920 You can imagine all the people watching wanting it to happen. 3901 02:54:18,580 --> 02:54:20,840 Doing the whole kind of it's coming home shake. 3902 02:54:21,320 --> 02:54:21,960 Well, I tell you. 3903 02:54:22,360 --> 02:54:23,220 It came home. 3904 02:54:23,800 --> 02:54:26,160 But it was sent back away again by the father. 3905 02:54:26,780 --> 02:54:27,220 Why? 3906 02:54:28,220 --> 02:54:29,920 For shaming the family. 3907 02:54:30,360 --> 02:54:33,300 With such a disgusting display. 3908 02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:34,440 On the pitch. 3909 02:54:35,060 --> 02:54:36,100 Our Francis, come on. 3910 02:54:37,100 --> 02:54:38,500 You need to remain impartial. 3911 02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:40,860 And you need to say things that aren't, you know. 3912 02:54:42,140 --> 02:54:44,220 Covered in absolute bitterness. 3913 02:54:44,220 --> 02:54:46,500 You call it bitterness, Tommy. 3914 02:54:47,040 --> 02:54:48,160 I call it righteousness. 3915 02:54:49,080 --> 02:54:52,160 I call it absolute destiny. 3916 02:54:54,280 --> 02:54:55,680 England put the ball in. 3917 02:54:55,900 --> 02:54:56,960 Hopefully they don't score. 3918 02:54:57,700 --> 02:54:58,060 Ireland. 3919 02:54:58,800 --> 02:55:01,300 I'm going to try and do something with it now. 3920 02:55:01,720 --> 02:55:02,900 Why are you doing the play-by-play? 3921 02:55:03,000 --> 02:55:04,500 Do you not believe in me anymore, Tommy? 3922 02:55:04,880 --> 02:55:05,700 I do believe in you. 3923 02:55:05,780 --> 02:55:08,360 But you're going to end up saying three words. 3924 02:55:08,440 --> 02:55:09,500 I know you're going to say them. 3925 02:55:09,520 --> 02:55:10,620 We can't have them on air. 3926 02:55:12,040 --> 02:55:12,700 Up there! 3927 02:55:12,700 --> 02:55:42,680 We'll be right back. 3928 02:55:42,680 --> 02:56:12,660 We'll be right back. 3929 02:56:12,660 --> 02:56:15,620 France had a 4-0 crushing victory over Poland there. 3930 02:56:16,280 --> 02:56:18,840 Made them taste French pain. 3931 02:56:20,260 --> 02:56:26,460 Which was a lovely five-course meal, cordon bleu combination of different things. 3932 02:56:26,580 --> 02:56:28,740 Snails, trails, and automobiles. 3933 02:56:29,940 --> 02:56:35,300 England, roundly trounced by the valiant Irish. 3934 02:56:35,680 --> 02:56:36,260 3-1. 3935 02:56:36,600 --> 02:56:39,840 An absolute barnstorming performance from the lads. 3936 02:56:40,580 --> 02:56:42,320 We'd have accepted nothing less. 3937 02:56:42,680 --> 02:56:51,480 And we were given absolutely nothing more than sweat, dirt, tears, blood. 3938 02:56:52,900 --> 02:56:55,880 It was an absolute bloodless coup. 3939 02:56:56,920 --> 02:56:58,700 Strange place to be. 3940 02:56:59,180 --> 02:57:02,380 England stalked on their planes. 3941 02:57:03,660 --> 02:57:05,140 Their own planes. 3942 02:57:06,020 --> 02:57:07,340 Frightened like deer. 3943 02:57:07,860 --> 02:57:12,420 Frightened like deer running away from a terror. 3944 02:57:13,580 --> 02:57:17,720 An almighty fearsome opponent. 3945 02:57:20,600 --> 02:57:23,160 Serbia did the business against the Turks. 3946 02:57:24,020 --> 02:57:24,740 And the Italians. 3947 02:57:25,340 --> 02:57:30,540 They were left to fend for themselves an extra time against Belgium. 3948 02:57:31,500 --> 02:57:34,600 It's a fantastic piece of interchange. 3949 02:57:35,440 --> 02:57:39,560 And one that we're absolutely shocked to our cores about. 3950 02:57:39,880 --> 02:57:41,540 Whelan, thank you very much. 3951 02:57:41,860 --> 02:57:49,480 And a big shout out as well to the Dutch Gold Kid and Andy the Fork for your tips. 3952 02:57:50,340 --> 02:57:52,040 Very, very kind of you guys. 3953 02:57:52,780 --> 02:57:57,260 Just had Padder Tobin sending a WhatsApp group message. 3954 02:57:57,400 --> 02:57:59,820 Said, lads, it looks fantastic. 3955 02:58:00,960 --> 02:58:05,500 And I want to see it even more fantastiker. 3956 02:58:05,900 --> 02:58:10,840 In fact, I would go as far as to say that last victory was tantastic. 3957 02:58:11,380 --> 02:58:11,900 And look it. 3958 02:58:12,440 --> 02:58:14,280 Let's keep it going. 3959 02:58:14,280 --> 02:58:15,780 Let's keep the show on the road. 3960 02:58:16,280 --> 02:58:17,460 Thanks so much, Padder. 3961 02:58:18,260 --> 02:58:19,840 We'll be back with the football. 3962 02:58:20,140 --> 02:58:22,040 The semi-finals coming up. 3963 02:58:22,140 --> 02:58:23,760 Let's have a look and see who's there. 3964 02:58:25,060 --> 02:58:25,500 Ireland. 3965 02:58:26,880 --> 02:58:27,360 Ireland. 3966 02:58:29,060 --> 02:58:29,540 Together. 3967 02:58:29,880 --> 02:58:29,980 Okay. 3968 02:58:30,080 --> 02:58:30,660 And then we're front. 3969 02:58:30,760 --> 02:58:31,260 Wrong game. 3970 02:58:31,340 --> 02:58:31,780 Not rugby. 3971 02:58:32,020 --> 02:58:32,560 This is football. 3972 02:58:32,920 --> 02:58:35,900 We're going to be facing the French again in the semi-finals. 3973 02:58:37,080 --> 02:58:43,420 A repeat of our semi-final in the World Cup yesterday. 3974 02:58:44,480 --> 02:58:46,160 So all is not lost. 3975 02:58:46,160 --> 02:58:50,800 We could be doing some cheeky business against those French boys. 3976 02:58:52,500 --> 02:58:55,400 And Serbia are going to be playing Belgium in the other one. 3977 02:58:56,120 --> 02:58:57,540 Bit of a snore fest. 3978 02:58:58,780 --> 02:59:00,680 And you never know. 3979 02:59:00,940 --> 02:59:01,240 Like, you know. 3980 02:59:02,320 --> 02:59:03,460 You never know. 3981 02:59:03,860 --> 02:59:07,460 I was saying there to Roro, the robot, earlier on. 3982 02:59:07,960 --> 02:59:09,100 You never know. 3983 02:59:10,200 --> 02:59:11,720 Which way the ball is going to fall. 3984 02:59:12,720 --> 02:59:13,460 If it falls. 3985 02:59:13,700 --> 02:59:15,700 If it falls into the back of the Maybach. 3986 02:59:15,840 --> 02:59:16,800 Into the back of the sack. 3987 02:59:17,520 --> 02:59:18,960 Then that's just going to be great. 3988 02:59:19,540 --> 02:59:20,840 And everybody knows out there. 3989 02:59:20,940 --> 02:59:21,640 All the boys in green. 3990 02:59:21,680 --> 02:59:22,280 We've got your back. 3991 02:59:23,120 --> 02:59:24,340 We want to see you come back. 3992 02:59:24,380 --> 02:59:24,980 That trof. 3993 02:59:25,340 --> 02:59:27,780 That lovely silveristic trof. 3994 02:59:28,640 --> 02:59:29,880 With the Irish name on it. 3995 02:59:30,640 --> 02:59:30,900 Era. 3996 02:59:31,720 --> 02:59:33,640 And all the names of the players on the medals. 3997 02:59:34,320 --> 02:59:36,060 It's going to be an absolute session. 3998 02:59:37,020 --> 02:59:38,300 The pubs are going to reopen. 3999 02:59:39,100 --> 02:59:40,000 COVID-19. 4000 02:59:40,480 --> 02:59:41,000 Lockdown. 4001 02:59:41,540 --> 02:59:44,100 We'll fucking put the lockdown on lockdown for one night. 4002 02:59:44,680 --> 02:59:46,080 Just to celebrate the win. 4003 02:59:46,280 --> 02:59:46,980 How about that? 4004 02:59:49,300 --> 02:59:50,880 Bro, I was saying to Johnny Ronan. 4005 02:59:52,300 --> 02:59:53,540 I really do. 4006 02:59:55,160 --> 02:59:55,600 Think. 4007 02:59:56,980 --> 02:59:58,480 That we've got this sewn up. 4008 02:59:59,520 --> 03:00:00,840 We've got it sewn up. 4009 03:00:01,260 --> 03:00:02,400 In a lovely sack. 4010 03:00:02,880 --> 03:00:05,740 And all we need to do is put the sack into the boot of the Mercedes. 4011 03:00:06,580 --> 03:00:07,620 And drive like fuck. 4012 03:00:08,960 --> 03:00:09,400 Fast. 4013 03:00:09,580 --> 03:00:10,220 And hard. 4014 03:00:10,220 --> 03:00:13,280 On Network 2. 4015 03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:14,240 Modric. 4016 03:00:14,660 --> 03:00:15,160 Modric. 4017 03:00:15,620 --> 03:00:16,140 Modric. 4018 03:00:16,620 --> 03:00:17,140 Modric. 4019 03:00:17,660 --> 03:00:18,220 Modric. 4020 03:00:18,680 --> 03:00:19,220 Modric. 4021 03:00:19,660 --> 03:00:20,180 Modric. 4022 03:00:20,700 --> 03:00:21,220 Modric. 4023 03:00:21,700 --> 03:00:22,220 Modric. 4024 03:00:23,820 --> 03:00:24,460 Connor. 4025 03:00:25,220 --> 03:00:25,700 Yes. 4026 03:00:26,220 --> 03:00:30,100 You can see there Lucy and Jessica Albon in the Toro Rosso. 4027 03:00:30,240 --> 03:00:33,380 Ended up standing with a flaccid of unresponsive drive shaft. 4028 03:00:33,500 --> 03:00:35,220 While all the other drivers drove by laughing. 4029 03:00:35,940 --> 03:00:37,680 Knowing full well they were torqued. 4030 03:00:37,680 --> 03:00:40,020 And not in any need of blue pills. 4031 03:00:40,020 --> 03:00:41,800 From Uncle Pfizer. 4032 03:00:42,040 --> 03:00:42,660 If you know what I mean. 4033 03:00:42,840 --> 03:00:43,100 Yep. 4034 03:00:43,660 --> 03:00:46,820 I advise many of my followers to indeed take the red pill. 4035 03:00:47,060 --> 03:00:47,360 Yeah. 4036 03:00:47,700 --> 03:00:49,060 And do they do the same job? 4037 03:00:49,340 --> 03:00:49,860 What do you mean? 4038 03:00:50,360 --> 03:00:53,620 Like do they get you ready to engage so to speak. 4039 03:00:54,040 --> 03:00:58,480 Well taking the red pill is seeing the world for what it really is. 4040 03:00:58,940 --> 03:01:00,320 And that's a great motivator. 4041 03:01:00,520 --> 03:01:01,240 Sounds deep. 4042 03:01:02,080 --> 03:01:04,320 Really I'm just looking to maintain an erection. 4043 03:01:04,680 --> 03:01:05,220 What do you mean? 4044 03:01:05,900 --> 03:01:06,340 Viagra. 4045 03:01:07,120 --> 03:01:08,880 I think we've crossed wires here. 4046 03:01:09,120 --> 03:01:10,720 I'm not into that shit. 4047 03:01:11,240 --> 03:01:11,740 What shit? 4048 03:01:12,080 --> 03:01:13,160 Crossing wires. 4049 03:01:13,780 --> 03:01:15,920 No wonder you're selling red pills Jordan. 4050 03:01:16,080 --> 03:01:16,500 What are they? 4051 03:01:16,540 --> 03:01:17,780 George Michael jobs? 4052 03:01:18,240 --> 03:01:19,340 I'm really confused. 4053 03:01:20,220 --> 03:01:21,680 Yeah well I'm not mate. 4054 03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:22,220 Okay. 4055 03:01:22,400 --> 03:01:23,300 I like cars. 4056 03:01:23,400 --> 03:01:24,320 Rugby and women. 4057 03:01:24,520 --> 03:01:25,400 Thank you very much. 4058 03:01:25,780 --> 03:01:26,740 More power to you. 4059 03:01:26,860 --> 03:01:29,420 That's it for the Formula 1 highlights this week on Network 2. 4060 03:01:29,560 --> 03:01:30,440 Thanks very much for joining us. 4061 03:01:30,480 --> 03:01:32,760 Join us again next time on Network 2. 4062 03:01:32,980 --> 03:01:34,120 On News Talk. 4063 03:01:34,540 --> 03:01:35,500 Today FM. 4064 03:01:35,500 --> 03:01:36,080 In honor. 4065 03:01:36,640 --> 03:01:37,160 News. 4066 03:01:53,160 --> 03:01:55,160 Yeah Damascus at the moment. 4067 03:01:55,380 --> 03:01:56,360 It's not looking good. 4068 03:01:56,660 --> 03:01:58,600 It's completely domesticated. 4069 03:01:59,620 --> 03:02:02,460 They're thinking about launching an attack on the rebels. 4070 03:02:03,780 --> 03:02:04,820 And it's not nice. 4071 03:02:04,920 --> 03:02:05,340 It's grim. 4072 03:02:06,080 --> 03:02:07,340 It's guerrilla warfare. 4073 03:02:08,120 --> 03:02:10,140 It's guerrillas in the mist. 4074 03:02:10,900 --> 03:02:12,520 Don't know if you've seen that film before. 4075 03:02:13,480 --> 03:02:16,360 It's actually nothing like that when I think about it. 4076 03:02:16,980 --> 03:02:20,120 But I was saying this to Marco Pierre Weiss the other day. 4077 03:02:20,120 --> 03:02:24,540 He had a launch of his new range of falafel in the Fallen and Bern. 4078 03:02:25,140 --> 03:02:26,080 Just in town. 4079 03:02:26,460 --> 03:02:30,920 He was saying that Syria really needs to get a hold of itself. 4080 03:02:31,620 --> 03:02:37,720 And just get back on track. 4081 03:02:37,720 --> 03:02:38,000 And just get back on track. 4082 03:02:38,000 --> 03:02:39,100 It used to be the seat of a lot of good stuff. 4083 03:02:39,100 --> 03:02:40,100 Ancient civilization. 4084 03:02:40,300 --> 03:02:44,640 I heard they made a lot of soap. 4085 03:02:44,640 --> 03:02:53,020 So it would be great to see them getting back on track. 4086 03:02:53,020 --> 03:02:53,640 Look at that. 4087 03:02:53,640 --> 03:02:55,400 It's just bomb after bomb. 4088 03:02:55,400 --> 03:02:55,440 It's just bomb after bomb. 4089 03:02:55,440 --> 03:02:56,900 Smoke bombs. 4090 03:02:56,900 --> 03:03:01,800 And of course then you have the humanitarian crisis as well. 4091 03:03:01,860 --> 03:03:02,700 At the same time. 4092 03:03:03,120 --> 03:03:05,120 It really is hard to know what to do. 4093 03:03:06,120 --> 03:03:11,640 I'm day after day sitting at home thinking what's going on with Syria. 4094 03:03:11,640 --> 03:03:17,980 But I'm also trying to juggle numerous other ventures and businesses as well. 4095 03:03:18,500 --> 03:03:19,640 So it's hard. 4096 03:03:19,640 --> 03:03:21,660 The seizure of Sarakib. 4097 03:03:21,960 --> 03:03:29,140 How is that going to play into or impact, if you will, Erdogan's plan to drive Damascus back fighters out of Idlib? 4098 03:03:29,140 --> 03:03:33,680 Well, it's interesting that you say Erdogan can drive Damascus fighters back. 4099 03:03:35,680 --> 03:03:39,620 Erdogan, he couldn't even drive a self-driving car. 4100 03:03:40,560 --> 03:03:41,760 Syria is not secure. 4101 03:03:41,940 --> 03:03:44,140 And because of that, I just can't sleep at night. 4102 03:03:44,640 --> 03:03:45,840 I can't sleep at night. 4103 03:03:46,220 --> 03:03:49,120 I have nightmares about the Assad. 4104 03:03:50,640 --> 03:03:52,800 And it's just, when's it going to end like? 4105 03:03:52,920 --> 03:03:58,280 You know, can they not just settle down and go for a drive or something? 4106 03:03:58,280 --> 03:04:04,260 Maybe watch a bit of rugby or, I don't know, maybe pop down to Fallon and Byrne. 4107 03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:05,080 Do they have that? 4108 03:04:05,780 --> 03:04:06,400 In Idlib? 4109 03:04:06,720 --> 03:04:09,700 From looking at the pictures, it's just tanks and bombs. 4110 03:04:10,540 --> 03:04:11,220 Do you know what I mean? 4111 03:04:12,160 --> 03:04:13,740 They want to pull their socks up. 4112 03:04:19,240 --> 03:04:20,720 Stand for the national anthem. 4113 03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:21,720 Awesome. 4114 03:04:21,720 --> 03:04:51,700 Thank you. 4115 03:04:51,700 --> 03:04:56,500 A nation holds its breath. 4116 03:04:56,500 --> 03:04:58,500 Thank you. 4117 03:04:58,500 --> 03:05:00,500 Thank you. 4118 03:05:00,500 --> 03:05:02,500 Thank you. 4119 03:05:02,500 --> 03:05:04,500 Thank you. 4120 03:05:04,500 --> 03:05:06,500 Thank you. 4121 03:05:06,500 --> 03:05:08,500 Thank you. 4122 03:05:08,500 --> 03:05:10,500 Thank you. 4123 03:05:10,500 --> 03:05:12,500 Thank you. 4124 03:05:12,500 --> 03:05:14,500 Thank you. 4125 03:05:14,500 --> 03:05:16,500 Thank you. 4126 03:05:16,500 --> 03:05:32,500 *Clears* 4127 03:05:32,500 --> 03:05:42,500 The time for talk is over. The talk shop has been closed. All retail premises are to shut until the government tells you you're allowed to open it. 4128 03:05:42,500 --> 03:06:03,500 And that includes the talking shop, the chit chat, the rumours, the whistles. Tonight, the talking shall take place on the pitch. The stage, the European Championships 2020 semi-final between Ireland and France. 4129 03:06:03,500 --> 03:06:11,500 I want to say a big thank you to Foppa Forsberg. Forsberia. Thank you very much for your tip there. It came through the mainframe. 4130 03:06:11,500 --> 03:06:19,500 And it's the Frenchmen who get the game underway tonight. Tommy Schlug, what do you think are the chances? 4131 03:06:19,500 --> 03:06:21,500 Chances of what? 4132 03:06:21,500 --> 03:06:31,500 Well, they absolutely arse-holed the Brits in the last round. I think we can do it against these lads as well. 4133 03:06:31,500 --> 03:06:39,500 Beautiful analysis and a great, great, really made you think kind of few words there from Tommy. 4134 03:06:39,500 --> 03:06:43,500 Uh, Barstuhl Schlug. Anytime. 4135 03:06:43,500 --> 03:06:49,500 The French now looking to gather momentum down the left-hand side of the flank. 4136 03:06:49,500 --> 03:06:53,500 It's Le Mar on the side. Oh! 4137 03:06:53,500 --> 03:07:05,500 Tries to float it into Kylian Mbappe, but it's Randolph, the- not the red-handed reindeer, but the goalkeeper gloved-handed human. 4138 03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:12,500 Who scoops up that balloon and then gives it to his men, just lurking ominously and menacingly. 4139 03:07:12,500 --> 03:07:16,500 And look at this lovely little bit of movement play by Ireland now. 4140 03:07:16,500 --> 03:07:18,500 McGoldrick's making a run. Can he get the ball? 4141 03:07:18,500 --> 03:07:20,500 Oh, it's offside. 4142 03:07:20,500 --> 03:07:23,500 And it's something he knows only too well, Tommy. 4143 03:07:25,500 --> 03:07:28,500 There's one thing he knows well. There's two things, yeah. 4144 03:07:28,500 --> 03:07:33,500 He knows how to score goals, but he also knows how to be behind enemy lines. 4145 03:07:33,500 --> 03:07:35,500 Why was he in NATO with you? 4146 03:07:35,500 --> 03:07:38,500 No, I mean, like behind the offside line. 4147 03:07:38,500 --> 03:07:39,500 Alright. 4148 03:07:39,500 --> 03:07:41,500 Was there any football in NATO? 4149 03:07:41,500 --> 03:07:45,500 No, just peacekeeping and dinners. 4150 03:07:45,500 --> 03:07:50,500 Sounds class as Ireland classily dispatched the ball up to midfield now. 4151 03:07:50,500 --> 03:07:54,500 And it's a lovely little bit of Brady ball they're playing with Brady bombing it down the wing. 4152 03:07:54,500 --> 03:07:56,500 He takes a lovely step back, lovely cut back there. 4153 03:07:56,500 --> 03:07:58,500 And he's giving himself enough time to give it to McGoldrick. 4154 03:07:58,500 --> 03:08:00,500 McGoldrick through ball for Houraghan. Doesn't find him though. 4155 03:08:00,500 --> 03:08:04,500 Houraghan doggedly persistently takes it off of Mbappe. 4156 03:08:04,500 --> 03:08:10,500 Mbappe finds his man Fekir up the feckin' pitch and it looks as though Ireland are gonna have their hand. 4157 03:08:10,500 --> 03:08:14,500 They're gonna have their hands full here. 4158 03:08:14,500 --> 03:08:16,500 Well, they've got a lot of talent. 4159 03:08:16,500 --> 03:08:19,500 On the pitch and on the bench as well. 4160 03:08:19,500 --> 03:08:23,500 And, uh, he'd wanna watch out because we could get fecked up by Fekir. 4161 03:08:23,500 --> 03:08:29,500 Yep, you don't want that to happen and you don't want it to fall to that man either. 4162 03:08:29,500 --> 03:08:31,500 Kylian Mbappe. 4163 03:08:31,500 --> 03:08:33,500 An amazing, amazing... 4164 03:08:33,500 --> 03:08:36,500 Still to... still a prospect, Tommy. 4165 03:08:36,500 --> 03:08:41,500 Well, he's not. He's established. He's unreal. He's scoring tons of goals. Like, he's not a prospect anymore. 4166 03:08:41,500 --> 03:08:50,500 Yeah, but I mean, he's still like... he could... he could change the game a number of different times throughout his career. Do you know that way? The way Messi has. 4167 03:08:50,500 --> 03:08:56,500 I get you, yeah, yeah, I get you. But... he's an out-and-out goalscorer like, you know. 4168 03:08:56,500 --> 03:09:05,500 I know, but it's amazing how the players do evolve over careers. Should they be lucky to have them? Different styles of play. 4169 03:09:05,500 --> 03:09:17,500 Yeah, I get... I do believe that so as well. Um... and the... you mentioned Messi there. Look at this now. You mentioned Messi. 4170 03:09:18,500 --> 03:09:30,500 He's just someone who just has evolved and changed the game. Small man on the pitch like. But he's the man everybody looks to know. His brain... his footballing brain is phenomenal. 4171 03:09:30,500 --> 03:09:34,500 Look at this. A bit of Phenoma Ball being played here by the Phenoma-dons. 4172 03:09:35,500 --> 03:09:42,500 Look at that! Hendrik. Brady. He's got support on his right. He uses that support. Coleman. Sends a balloon in. 4173 03:09:42,500 --> 03:09:49,500 McGoldrick! With the head! Point blank saved by Hugo Lloris. Sidibe manages to sweep up the crumbs. 4174 03:09:49,500 --> 03:09:55,500 And there's a couple of lads then with industrial-sized brushes and dustpans to stick that in the fucking bin. 4175 03:09:55,500 --> 03:10:01,500 Great passenger plane nonetheless and it's something we've seen time and time again. Getting the Brady Ball in. 4176 03:10:02,500 --> 03:10:08,500 I beg your pardon, Tommy. I need to cut in here because France are looking dangerous and they've given it away, thank Christ. 4177 03:10:09,500 --> 03:10:12,500 Sorry for taking the Lord's name in vain as well as we pump it down the wing. 4178 03:10:13,500 --> 03:10:18,500 We have a couple of lads who are pure-hearted wing pumpers of the realm. 4179 03:10:18,500 --> 03:10:22,500 They've been training in a bit of pump work during the week out on the wing. 4180 03:10:22,500 --> 03:10:29,500 And they're also politically aligned with Wing Fane, which are the ultra shin-wing wing of that political wing. 4181 03:10:30,500 --> 03:10:31,500 Lot of wings! 4182 03:10:32,500 --> 03:10:35,500 Yeah, there's as many wings as you get in a bucket of KFC. 4183 03:10:36,500 --> 03:10:39,500 Yeah, I'm not really into the KFC myself. 4184 03:10:40,500 --> 03:10:45,500 Yeah, there are other- other, uh, fast food outlets are available, although they're not anymore. 4185 03:10:45,500 --> 03:10:47,500 Although they are giving delivery services, I think. 4186 03:10:47,500 --> 03:10:49,500 Did heard that on the news, all the businesses. 4187 03:10:49,500 --> 03:10:52,500 My Goldrick lays it back to Kendrick Lamar! 4188 03:10:52,500 --> 03:10:58,500 Hendrick strikes the forcedest ball into the- the keeper's, uh, bread basket deluxe. 4189 03:10:59,500 --> 03:11:05,500 The crowd are incensed with a- a touch of passion. 4190 03:11:06,500 --> 03:11:09,500 The French are trying to seduce their way in that- 4191 03:11:10,500 --> 03:11:12,500 fuckin' French way that they do. 4192 03:11:13,500 --> 03:11:19,500 Um, with the ball, they're trying to seduce the ball into the net with these fancy touches and kisses and- 4193 03:11:20,500 --> 03:11:22,500 French accents, but it's not working. 4194 03:11:23,500 --> 03:11:24,500 And we're just going at it. 4195 03:11:25,500 --> 03:11:26,500 We're going at it and giving it socks. 4196 03:11:28,500 --> 03:11:29,500 No fancy stuff. 4197 03:11:31,500 --> 03:11:35,500 I- I wouldn't want to discredit the players with the fancy, you know, technique. 4198 03:11:35,500 --> 03:11:36,500 They do have technique. 4199 03:11:37,500 --> 03:11:38,500 We've seen it. 4200 03:11:39,500 --> 03:11:42,500 Um, McLean is very, very dogged on that ball. 4201 03:11:43,500 --> 03:11:45,500 It seems to just stick to him when he's in a one-on-one. 4202 03:11:46,500 --> 03:11:48,500 And now, let's have a look at the break here. 4203 03:11:48,500 --> 03:11:52,500 Breaking ball now for the Irish as they claim the ball confidently on the wing. 4204 03:11:52,500 --> 03:11:58,500 A lovely bit of feet there by number 10, who got it back to Whelan and to Stephens now. 4205 03:11:59,500 --> 03:12:00,500 Looking for McLean. McLean. 4206 03:12:01,500 --> 03:12:02,500 To cut inside his man. 4207 03:12:02,500 --> 03:12:03,500 Takes the ball to the center. 4208 03:12:03,500 --> 03:12:04,500 Hendrik. 4209 03:12:05,500 --> 03:12:07,500 Bit of possession work now from Ireland. 4210 03:12:07,500 --> 03:12:10,500 Trying to build up a bit of confidence instead of just hammering it home. 4211 03:12:11,500 --> 03:12:11,500 Coleman. 4212 03:12:13,500 --> 03:12:14,500 Finds Brady. Brady. 4213 03:12:15,500 --> 03:12:16,500 Bit of link-up play with Coleman. 4214 03:12:16,500 --> 03:12:17,500 Again, we've seen it before. 4215 03:12:17,500 --> 03:12:18,500 Will it work again? 4216 03:12:18,500 --> 03:12:19,500 Finding McGoldrick in the middle. 4217 03:12:19,500 --> 03:12:20,500 McGoldrick! And he- 4218 03:12:21,500 --> 03:12:22,500 Goes for the header! 4219 03:12:22,500 --> 03:12:23,500 Hugo Lloris! 4220 03:12:23,500 --> 03:12:24,500 Reflexes of a cat! 4221 03:12:24,500 --> 03:12:26,500 Fucking cat in- 4222 03:12:26,500 --> 03:12:27,500 Cat in heat! 4223 03:12:28,500 --> 03:12:29,500 Yeah! 4224 03:12:30,500 --> 03:12:37,500 Extra bit of detail there wasn't really necessary to my metaphor, but the referee blows up his metaphor whistle. 4225 03:12:38,500 --> 03:12:40,500 And you better believe it's more than a metaphor, it's real. 4226 03:12:40,500 --> 03:12:46,500 It's a whistle, and it has been blown, and it is half-time, and it's "Steel Mate!" as it's known in the biz. 4227 03:12:47,500 --> 03:12:51,500 Out here in the commentary world. Isn't it, Tom? 4228 03:12:52,500 --> 03:12:55,500 Never really used it myself, but yes. 4229 03:12:55,500 --> 03:12:57,500 "Steel Mate" is another term for 0-0. 4230 03:12:59,500 --> 03:13:00,500 "Steel Game?" Wouldn't think so. 4231 03:13:01,500 --> 03:13:04,500 I think some of the boys have pulled it out of the socks tonight. 4232 03:13:05,500 --> 03:13:08,500 They came with an extra sock, and they pulled stuff out of that sock. 4233 03:13:09,500 --> 03:13:13,500 That's an interesting term, or use of words, so I never heard that one. 4234 03:13:14,500 --> 03:13:18,500 Well, we might as well fucking start creating our own, because who else is gonna do it? 4235 03:13:19,500 --> 03:13:20,500 Do you know what, Tommy? 4236 03:13:21,500 --> 03:13:22,500 You're feckin' right. 4237 03:13:23,500 --> 03:13:24,500 53% of the possession for Ireland. 4238 03:13:25,500 --> 03:13:27,500 Three shots on goal, three of them were on target. 4239 03:13:29,500 --> 03:13:30,500 They weren't bad. 4240 03:13:31,500 --> 03:13:33,500 Hugo Lloris, some man for the saves. 4241 03:13:34,500 --> 03:13:35,500 Look down there. 4242 03:13:35,500 --> 03:13:37,500 Turn that, look at the bottom of the stats there, Francis. 4243 03:13:38,500 --> 03:13:39,500 Saves. 4244 03:13:40,500 --> 03:13:41,500 Three saves to zero. 4245 03:13:42,500 --> 03:13:44,500 That's all our three shots have been saved. 4246 03:13:44,500 --> 03:13:46,500 It's not that we had our fault. 4247 03:13:47,500 --> 03:13:54,500 It's that we're up against a world-class, master-class, goal-keeping force of nature in Lloris. 4248 03:13:55,500 --> 03:13:55,500 Yeah. 4249 03:13:56,500 --> 03:13:57,500 Lovely bit of highlighted here. 4250 03:13:57,500 --> 03:14:07,500 Mbappe got the tip off, but it was the boys in green who got the game off to a bit of a feisty start with a lovely balloon focused on Lloris' hands. 4251 03:14:09,500 --> 03:14:11,500 If it was focused on the net, it would've got in. 4252 03:14:12,500 --> 03:14:13,500 Indeed it would've. 4253 03:14:14,500 --> 03:14:18,500 A next piece of remarkable play was this shot taken by McGoldrick. 4254 03:14:19,500 --> 03:14:20,500 Smack jack! 4255 03:14:21,500 --> 03:14:23,500 I think that's the same shot, Francis, as the one before. 4256 03:14:23,500 --> 03:14:24,500 Smack jack! 4257 03:14:27,500 --> 03:14:28,500 I think that's the same highlight. 4258 03:14:30,500 --> 03:14:39,500 It was a great tip off from Mbappe, but it was an absolute liftoff from the Irish to get the game underway with this lovely balloon into McGoldrick. 4259 03:14:40,500 --> 03:14:42,500 And snap jack off the hands of the keeper. 4260 03:14:42,500 --> 03:14:43,500 Snap jack! 4261 03:14:45,500 --> 03:14:51,500 Great, great header, but if it was in any way, shape or form going anywhere else over than the goalkeeper's hands, it would've gone in. 4262 03:14:52,500 --> 03:14:53,500 Smack jack! 4263 03:14:53,500 --> 03:14:54,500 It really would! 4264 03:14:54,500 --> 03:14:55,500 I think there were two... 4265 03:14:57,500 --> 03:15:00,500 I think there were two smack jacks in that half. 4266 03:15:00,500 --> 03:15:01,500 Would I be right in saying that, Tom? 4267 03:15:02,500 --> 03:15:04,500 Complete 100%. 4268 03:15:05,500 --> 03:15:06,500 Smack jack! 4269 03:15:08,500 --> 03:15:10,500 I think we'll have another little look at it again. 4270 03:15:10,500 --> 03:15:11,500 Smack jack! 4271 03:15:11,500 --> 03:15:12,500 Arizona! 4272 03:15:12,500 --> 03:15:13,500 Can I, can I have a go? 4273 03:15:14,500 --> 03:15:14,500 Go on. 4274 03:15:15,500 --> 03:15:15,500 Smack jack! 4275 03:15:16,500 --> 03:15:17,500 You fucked it up, Tom. 4276 03:15:17,500 --> 03:15:19,500 You need to say it as he's heading it, Tom. 4277 03:15:20,500 --> 03:15:21,500 Okay, give me a sec. 4278 03:15:24,500 --> 03:15:25,500 Smack jack! 4279 03:15:26,500 --> 03:15:27,500 Got it in one, Uncle. 4280 03:15:28,500 --> 03:15:28,500 Got it in one. 4281 03:15:29,500 --> 03:15:30,500 *Cutters* 4282 03:15:31,500 --> 03:15:32,500 And we can see there, Lucy. 4283 03:15:32,500 --> 03:15:49,160 there Lucy. Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric. 4284 03:15:50,080 --> 03:15:56,580 Welcome back to this semi-final of the European 2020 Championship. You thought it wouldn't get 4285 03:15:56,580 --> 03:16:01,420 played while you were wrong? You're getting played thinking that because it's well being played and 4286 03:16:01,420 --> 03:16:05,740 we're already halfway through the match with France in the semi-final. If you've just got yourself a 4287 03:16:05,740 --> 03:16:11,560 seat, get cozy, get a bit of popcorn and maybe a lager. You don't have to drink. Alcohol isn't 4288 03:16:11,560 --> 03:16:19,500 essential, but it does make things a lot better, doesn't it, Tommy? I'm never not drunk. France, 4289 03:16:19,860 --> 03:16:27,620 trying to build up a little bit of steam now on our side of the grass, but it's mopped up sumptuously 4290 03:16:27,620 --> 03:16:31,960 there by Coleman. Giving it to Hendrick. And look at that lad Brady. The old braid in the box. 4291 03:16:32,200 --> 03:16:36,500 Gives it to McGoldrick. McGoldrick has passed it to Horahan. Horahan, little simple bull, 4292 03:16:36,700 --> 03:16:42,160 bull through to McGoldrick, but he's lashed it, the lashed hurdle. Still, something could be on here. 4293 03:16:42,700 --> 03:16:47,320 No, nothing. Referee blows pips, two, two pips of his whistle. 4294 03:16:49,900 --> 03:16:59,860 Two pips of his tistle and it's a Sissoko ball because there was a couple of raptured ankles after a slide-in went ourie. 4295 03:17:00,700 --> 03:17:07,480 In other news, Antoinette Griezmann has just come on. She's doing well for Barcelona. Some other lad went off for him. 4296 03:17:08,480 --> 03:17:14,800 Griezmann's a nice little detail up front, so we want to make sure he doesn't get the feckin' ball at all. 4297 03:17:15,260 --> 03:17:22,080 Wise words to Maldol as France toy with us like a tornado. Pissing about with it as if to say, 4298 03:17:22,220 --> 03:17:25,920 Listen, lads, do you want to come and play ball or not? Because you look scared. 4299 03:17:26,540 --> 03:17:32,600 And it's Ireland who've managed to dispatch a ball up front to McGoldrick, who lays it forward to Brady. 4300 03:17:32,720 --> 03:17:37,020 Brady's got a lot of work to do here, but he's seeming competently speedy enough down the way to do it. 4301 03:17:37,020 --> 03:17:45,840 And it's that man, Umtiti, or some other lad, I don't know, who collects it up, sweeps up the crumbs. 4302 03:17:47,840 --> 03:17:54,840 And it's a scrap ball scenario at the moment. Looking forward to it as Mbappe has got a bit of scrappage. 4303 03:17:55,500 --> 03:18:05,120 €5,000 scrappage on the new model as well. And look at that. A lovely bit of play from, I think it was Coleman. 4304 03:18:06,620 --> 03:18:12,280 To make sure that balloon goes out of play, but the French are looking menacing on the edge of our danger box. 4305 03:18:13,000 --> 03:18:16,820 Managed to blast it down the park to McGoldrick, who's held it up well. 4306 03:18:17,280 --> 03:18:19,080 Can he keep a pass on? He does. 4307 03:18:19,380 --> 03:18:25,340 Hendrick's got the ball now to Brady. Brady, looking for McGoldrick, but he's gonna have to try and fight hard to find him. 4308 03:18:25,580 --> 03:18:27,280 He's managed to get a ball off to him anyway. 4309 03:18:28,300 --> 03:18:32,960 McGoldrick's got McLean on the wing, but McLean is not clean enough with his text work. 4310 03:18:33,500 --> 03:18:36,440 And he's fucking lashed it, but he's managed to get back. 4311 03:18:36,960 --> 03:18:39,520 No, it's a scrappy affair at the moment in the middle of the park. 4312 03:18:39,580 --> 03:18:45,220 As two teams are struggling doggledy to try and get a hold of this game by the scruff of the neck and shake a bit of sense into it. 4313 03:18:46,080 --> 03:18:50,460 You wouldn't want to, you know, abuse it, like, or hurt it or anything. 4314 03:18:50,880 --> 03:18:55,340 No, but just grab it and go, listen. Listen to me. You're not listening. 4315 03:18:55,780 --> 03:18:57,060 Sounds a bit too much. 4316 03:18:57,980 --> 03:18:59,220 No, I'm not hurting it. 4317 03:18:59,720 --> 03:19:00,600 Sounds like you're hurting it. 4318 03:19:00,840 --> 03:19:02,720 No, I'm just saying listen, you know. 4319 03:19:03,500 --> 03:19:05,340 And McLean is here now. McLean! 4320 03:19:06,080 --> 03:19:13,160 Oh, could have squared it back and maybe one of the other players have gone on, but to his credit, he's gone on to win the ball back from his man. 4321 03:19:13,580 --> 03:19:15,940 And look at this now, a little triangle being formed here. 4322 03:19:16,520 --> 03:19:18,420 Illuminati-style by the boys in green. 4323 03:19:18,820 --> 03:19:22,740 Get the ball into the mixed pot, and McGoldrick sold the fucking needle, man. 4324 03:19:24,100 --> 03:19:27,640 Francis, you've been told once you need to stop. 4325 03:19:27,660 --> 03:19:28,400 Swearing. 4326 03:19:29,400 --> 03:19:30,060 I'm sorry. 4327 03:19:30,180 --> 03:19:38,660 I get really, just really enthusiastic about it, and it's kind of hard to not get swept up away in the wind. 4328 03:19:39,400 --> 03:19:44,160 Adam Rushter. Thank you very much for your tip that just popped up on the screen there. 4329 03:19:44,220 --> 03:19:45,760 The Rusht Buster is in town. 4330 03:19:47,920 --> 03:19:49,240 Supporting the boys in green tonight. 4331 03:19:50,040 --> 03:19:51,360 Feel the dream. 4332 03:19:52,000 --> 03:19:56,880 And outside it's raining. Thank you very much, outside it's raining. Hopefully it's not at the moment. 4333 03:19:57,140 --> 03:19:59,240 We've been promised a bit of good weather by the weekend. 4334 03:19:59,920 --> 03:20:07,000 As far as the weather here is concerned, it's all about raining goals, and we haven't seen any, we haven't seen a drop of that since last fucking Christmas. 4335 03:20:07,660 --> 03:20:10,820 And what feels like a long time. We were beating England 4-1. 4336 03:20:11,520 --> 03:20:13,500 What's this now? What's this now? 4337 03:20:15,260 --> 03:20:16,300 Terrible bit of play. 4338 03:20:17,260 --> 03:20:21,980 Hendrick had more than enough time to get to grips with that. 4339 03:20:24,580 --> 03:20:25,920 Should have done something better. 4340 03:20:26,720 --> 03:20:28,480 Maybe pulled inside, but feck it. 4341 03:20:28,660 --> 03:20:29,380 And he knows that. 4342 03:20:29,580 --> 03:20:30,580 He does know that. Look at him. 4343 03:20:30,840 --> 03:20:31,860 Absolutely disgusted. 4344 03:20:32,440 --> 03:20:35,520 Shout out to Simon LeHart there from outside it's raining. 4345 03:20:35,660 --> 03:20:36,480 Thank you for your tip. 4346 03:20:38,120 --> 03:20:39,000 Very kind of you. 4347 03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:43,100 Big hello and warm welcome to all our viewers today. 4348 03:20:43,460 --> 03:20:45,760 Hopefully you're enjoying the football that's on action. 4349 03:20:48,220 --> 03:20:52,360 A lot of our hopes and happiness is dependent on the Irish squad. 4350 03:20:52,360 --> 03:20:55,040 You know it can be a roller coaster and not so much as now. 4351 03:20:55,660 --> 03:21:03,720 15 minutes to go of normal time remain in this European Cup semi-final against France. 4352 03:21:05,260 --> 03:21:07,540 We might need to bring Langaldo on. 4353 03:21:08,300 --> 03:21:09,400 I'm thinking that myself. 4354 03:21:10,040 --> 03:21:11,060 But it's Hendrick now. 4355 03:21:11,140 --> 03:21:12,540 He's got a bit of steam in the chamber. 4356 03:21:13,000 --> 03:21:15,680 Launches the balloon in, but it's a real blank ball. 4357 03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:18,900 And it's swept up into Larissa's bread basket. 4358 03:21:19,620 --> 03:21:21,080 Out for delivery tomorrow. 4359 03:21:21,500 --> 03:21:22,420 Pat the Baker style. 4360 03:21:23,420 --> 03:21:23,680 Yep. 4361 03:21:24,200 --> 03:21:24,840 So fresh. 4362 03:21:24,920 --> 03:21:25,380 It's famous. 4363 03:21:26,380 --> 03:21:27,720 Let's get a sub on there. 4364 03:21:27,880 --> 03:21:28,320 Fuck. 4365 03:21:29,560 --> 03:21:33,260 I'd like to apologize there on behalf of Francis Higgins Stream. 4366 03:21:34,720 --> 03:21:35,640 For the F word. 4367 03:21:35,640 --> 03:21:36,720 For the F word. 4368 03:21:37,440 --> 03:21:39,060 Wasn't our intention to say that. 4369 03:21:39,280 --> 03:21:40,360 Or Schlug's intention. 4370 03:21:41,100 --> 03:21:42,180 What he meant was. 4371 03:21:42,220 --> 03:21:43,000 And I'm sure he meant. 4372 03:21:44,580 --> 03:21:46,600 Was to say his words. 4373 03:21:47,240 --> 03:21:48,900 I'm not going to tell you what he actually meant to say. 4374 03:21:49,020 --> 03:21:54,960 But what he meant was to say his words without that language appearing in that given sentence that he spoke. 4375 03:21:56,960 --> 03:21:59,340 I fully concord. 4376 03:21:59,340 --> 03:21:59,960 I completely and fully concord. 4377 03:21:59,960 --> 03:22:05,040 I completely and fully concord. 4378 03:22:06,580 --> 03:22:08,040 With your statement. 4379 03:22:08,780 --> 03:22:11,100 But you need to put Lang on for wheeling. 4380 03:22:12,460 --> 03:22:13,800 I'm fecking doing it now, man. 4381 03:22:14,380 --> 03:22:18,480 What we'll do is we'll swipe left on McGoldrick over there. 4382 03:22:19,440 --> 03:22:22,200 And fucking swipe left on him there as well. 4383 03:22:22,320 --> 03:22:23,600 Move him into this mix up. 4384 03:22:24,260 --> 03:22:26,580 The two boys there close enough to each other. 4385 03:22:26,700 --> 03:22:27,620 Thick as thieves. 4386 03:22:28,960 --> 03:22:29,200 Yeah. 4387 03:22:30,140 --> 03:22:30,880 That's that's great. 4388 03:22:30,980 --> 03:22:31,660 That's a great job. 4389 03:22:32,520 --> 03:22:35,960 Maybe stick McLean a little bit meaner out on the mean wing. 4390 03:22:37,280 --> 03:22:37,620 Yeah. 4391 03:22:37,680 --> 03:22:39,040 He's mean out that way, isn't he? 4392 03:22:39,580 --> 03:22:40,060 He's mean. 4393 03:22:40,120 --> 03:22:41,000 He's mean out anyways. 4394 03:22:42,540 --> 03:22:43,060 He's a mean. 4395 03:22:43,220 --> 03:22:44,480 He can be a mean bit of work. 4396 03:22:45,380 --> 03:22:46,800 But you love to see it, Tom. 4397 03:22:47,380 --> 03:22:47,540 Yeah. 4398 03:22:47,840 --> 03:22:48,740 Can love to see it. 4399 03:22:49,400 --> 03:22:51,020 And did you see the self-censor in there? 4400 03:22:51,860 --> 03:22:53,760 I heard it was very, very good. 4401 03:22:53,760 --> 03:22:55,220 That's it. 4402 03:22:55,280 --> 03:22:57,380 That's the bit of stuff that we need now to be doing. 4403 03:22:57,460 --> 03:23:00,600 If we want the BBC's and we want the Sky Sports to be calling. 4404 03:23:02,700 --> 03:23:03,140 RTE's. 4405 03:23:03,640 --> 03:23:04,020 RTE's. 4406 03:23:04,080 --> 03:23:06,500 If we want them and if we want the. 4407 03:23:08,280 --> 03:23:09,340 You know, the other ones. 4408 03:23:09,980 --> 03:23:11,560 Not Virgin Medias. 4409 03:23:12,880 --> 03:23:13,120 Yeah. 4410 03:23:13,200 --> 03:23:13,920 Even them, Tom. 4411 03:23:14,320 --> 03:23:15,460 We want them to be calling. 4412 03:23:17,140 --> 03:23:17,880 Whatever, man. 4413 03:23:17,880 --> 03:23:20,520 As long as there's football on and there's pines a-flowing. 4414 03:23:21,500 --> 03:23:21,920 I'm game. 4415 03:23:23,200 --> 03:23:23,560 Game. 4416 03:23:24,240 --> 03:23:24,500 Set. 4417 03:23:24,860 --> 03:23:25,420 And match. 4418 03:23:26,640 --> 03:23:31,320 Maybe we'll just, before we go, swap off Hendrik because he's out of steam. 4419 03:23:32,140 --> 03:23:35,160 And stick on the artful Dodger, Harry Arthur. 4420 03:23:36,600 --> 03:23:39,180 Maybe he can lay down a bit of damage work in midfield. 4421 03:23:41,640 --> 03:23:42,420 Here we go. 4422 03:23:42,420 --> 03:23:42,440 Here we go. 4423 03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:43,500 This is it. 4424 03:23:43,600 --> 03:23:45,180 The Balloon Boy World Cup. 4425 03:23:47,500 --> 03:23:50,720 Otherwise known as the European Championships 2020. 4426 03:23:51,360 --> 03:23:52,400 Cancelled by COVID. 4427 03:23:53,520 --> 03:23:54,820 Brought back from the dead. 4428 03:23:56,100 --> 03:23:57,780 By Francis Higgins Media. 4429 03:23:57,780 --> 03:23:58,460 Oh, fuck. 4430 03:23:58,840 --> 03:23:59,180 No. 4431 03:23:59,480 --> 03:24:00,060 No, man. 4432 03:24:00,680 --> 03:24:01,340 Jesus Christ, man. 4433 03:24:01,400 --> 03:24:03,360 Could have been an absolute ball breaker there. 4434 03:24:05,140 --> 03:24:08,060 It was a great bit of scrappage play. 4435 03:24:08,860 --> 03:24:09,600 From the French. 4436 03:24:09,600 --> 03:24:11,260 And we're lucky that they're so scrappy. 4437 03:24:11,720 --> 03:24:12,920 Because that ball would have been in the net. 4438 03:24:13,220 --> 03:24:14,580 It's still not safe here. 4439 03:24:15,300 --> 03:24:16,560 It's still not safe. 4440 03:24:18,420 --> 03:24:18,940 Houraghan. 4441 03:24:19,180 --> 03:24:20,060 He's out of steam. 4442 03:24:20,340 --> 03:24:21,300 He's got nothing left. 4443 03:24:21,880 --> 03:24:22,220 Keough. 4444 03:24:23,220 --> 03:24:24,540 Stephens has got nothing left. 4445 03:24:25,600 --> 03:24:27,200 McLean can't even run anymore. 4446 03:24:27,920 --> 03:24:28,700 McGoldrick now. 4447 03:24:29,100 --> 03:24:31,140 Gets the ball into the middle of the area. 4448 03:24:31,240 --> 03:24:32,060 Trying to find Lang. 4449 03:24:32,100 --> 03:24:32,940 And it's Langaldo. 4450 03:24:33,380 --> 03:24:33,920 Langaldo. 4451 03:24:34,780 --> 03:24:35,580 Langaldo. 4452 03:24:35,580 --> 03:24:35,780 Langaldo. 4453 03:24:39,380 --> 03:24:41,760 Just goes wide of the post. 4454 03:24:44,140 --> 03:24:45,540 And what can you say? 4455 03:24:46,740 --> 03:24:47,580 Other than you can't. 4456 03:24:49,540 --> 03:24:50,680 Falt the man for trying. 4457 03:24:50,680 --> 03:24:55,940 Probably the most dangerous strike we've seen this far in the match, you know? 4458 03:24:57,420 --> 03:24:58,960 Anything that doesn't hit Maurice. 4459 03:25:01,120 --> 03:25:02,320 Is a winner in my eyes. 4460 03:25:02,860 --> 03:25:03,900 Even if it misses, Tom. 4461 03:25:04,240 --> 03:25:05,060 Even if it misses. 4462 03:25:07,580 --> 03:25:07,980 Ireland. 4463 03:25:08,160 --> 03:25:10,820 Try to get the breaking ball and do something magical with it. 4464 03:25:10,840 --> 03:25:13,060 Like a bunch of magicians dressed in green. 4465 03:25:13,180 --> 03:25:15,120 Instead of the traditional magician garb. 4466 03:25:15,640 --> 03:25:16,560 Oh, look at this. 4467 03:25:17,060 --> 03:25:18,000 McGoldrick's got a wand. 4468 03:25:18,000 --> 03:25:21,440 Ref, come on. 4469 03:25:21,500 --> 03:25:23,180 The goalkeeper fucking tripped him up, man. 4470 03:25:23,520 --> 03:25:23,820 Francis. 4471 03:25:24,520 --> 03:25:24,880 Impartiality. 4472 03:25:25,020 --> 03:25:25,380 Please. 4473 03:25:26,760 --> 03:25:27,320 Should have even. 4474 03:25:27,480 --> 03:25:28,520 Should have played for it, even. 4475 03:25:29,120 --> 03:25:30,280 Didn't even play for it, like. 4476 03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:32,780 You don't want lads on the team. 4477 03:25:32,820 --> 03:25:33,560 We're just going to cheat. 4478 03:25:33,820 --> 03:25:34,620 It's not cheating, man. 4479 03:25:34,660 --> 03:25:35,860 If you're winning the match. 4480 03:25:36,600 --> 03:25:38,540 And let's look at that now. 4481 03:25:39,240 --> 03:25:41,240 Nil-nil at the end of full time. 4482 03:25:41,860 --> 03:25:43,720 Should have kept the subs on the bench, maybe. 4483 03:25:43,720 --> 03:25:46,240 But we won't quibble about that now. 4484 03:25:47,120 --> 03:25:47,880 Steel, mate. 4485 03:25:47,960 --> 03:25:49,160 At the end of 90 minutes. 4486 03:25:49,720 --> 03:25:50,940 A place in the world. 4487 03:25:51,040 --> 03:25:52,360 In the European Cup final. 4488 03:25:52,860 --> 03:25:53,800 Is at stake here. 4489 03:25:59,800 --> 03:26:00,640 Extra time. 4490 03:26:01,500 --> 03:26:02,580 It's not looking good here. 4491 03:26:02,660 --> 03:26:03,520 We don't want. 4492 03:26:04,460 --> 03:26:05,880 To be out of this tournament. 4493 03:26:06,120 --> 03:26:06,640 Fuck, schlug. 4494 03:26:06,720 --> 03:26:07,560 Thank you very much. 4495 03:26:07,680 --> 03:26:08,300 Fuck, schlug. 4496 03:26:08,380 --> 03:26:08,640 For your. 4497 03:26:09,640 --> 03:26:11,400 Very, very kind hearted tip. 4498 03:26:11,400 --> 03:26:14,000 Look. 4499 03:26:14,080 --> 03:26:15,880 We don't want to be going home. 4500 03:26:16,200 --> 03:26:17,220 Tail between the legs. 4501 03:26:18,580 --> 03:26:19,400 Lad in hand. 4502 03:26:20,520 --> 03:26:21,820 Fucking Aladdin saying. 4503 03:26:22,820 --> 03:26:23,300 Saying. 4504 03:26:23,580 --> 03:26:24,420 We should have done better. 4505 03:26:24,820 --> 03:26:26,460 We need to use this time now. 4506 03:26:26,900 --> 03:26:27,380 This little. 4507 03:26:28,300 --> 03:26:29,340 Minute and a half. 4508 03:26:30,000 --> 03:26:31,180 To compose ourselves. 4509 03:26:31,400 --> 03:26:33,020 And get the act together. 4510 03:26:33,620 --> 03:26:34,640 Get the game. 4511 03:26:34,820 --> 03:26:36,160 Put to bed in the head. 4512 03:26:36,740 --> 03:26:37,620 Hob Nils. 4513 03:26:37,740 --> 03:26:38,580 Thank you very much. 4514 03:26:38,620 --> 03:26:39,160 Hob Nils. 4515 03:26:39,780 --> 03:26:41,820 Big, big, big thank you there. 4516 03:26:41,900 --> 03:26:42,660 To Hob Nils. 4517 03:26:44,800 --> 03:26:46,360 They haven't had the break of the ball. 4518 03:26:46,440 --> 03:26:46,660 Tommy. 4519 03:26:47,660 --> 03:26:48,520 We've had the ball. 4520 03:26:48,580 --> 03:26:49,280 We've had the bounce. 4521 03:26:49,400 --> 03:26:49,840 The break. 4522 03:26:49,960 --> 03:26:50,740 The whole nine yards. 4523 03:26:51,560 --> 03:26:52,840 But we haven't dispatched. 4524 03:26:53,020 --> 03:26:54,020 The little leather sack. 4525 03:26:54,380 --> 03:26:56,160 Into the back of the onion cracker. 4526 03:26:57,300 --> 03:26:58,200 And that was a. 4527 03:26:58,320 --> 03:26:59,300 A cracker jack. 4528 03:26:59,680 --> 03:27:00,200 Smack jack. 4529 03:27:01,180 --> 03:27:01,980 Against Loris. 4530 03:27:02,720 --> 03:27:03,580 You go Loris. 4531 03:27:04,260 --> 03:27:05,020 He can dance. 4532 03:27:05,220 --> 03:27:06,200 And he can move the arms. 4533 03:27:06,200 --> 03:27:10,280 Yes. 4534 03:27:10,480 --> 03:27:12,180 He certainly can. 4535 03:27:12,380 --> 03:27:13,180 Thank you very much. 4536 03:27:13,240 --> 03:27:14,140 To Hob Nils. 4537 03:27:14,900 --> 03:27:15,380 August. 4538 03:27:16,320 --> 03:27:17,400 Adam Rushder. 4539 03:27:17,620 --> 03:27:18,700 The Rushed Buster. 4540 03:27:19,280 --> 03:27:20,380 Thanks very much. 4541 03:27:20,380 --> 03:27:20,900 For the. 4542 03:27:20,900 --> 03:27:21,780 The balloon. 4543 03:27:23,660 --> 03:27:24,300 Balloons. 4544 03:27:24,480 --> 03:27:24,900 Tommy. 4545 03:27:26,260 --> 03:27:26,860 Balloons. 4546 03:27:28,040 --> 03:27:28,520 Indeed. 4547 03:27:28,640 --> 03:27:29,140 Balloons. 4548 03:27:29,460 --> 03:27:29,840 Indeed. 4549 03:27:30,220 --> 03:27:30,460 And. 4550 03:27:31,560 --> 03:27:32,280 It's a shame now. 4551 03:27:32,360 --> 03:27:33,320 With the COVID-19. 4552 03:27:33,420 --> 03:27:34,680 There's not a balloon in the sky. 4553 03:27:35,320 --> 03:27:35,980 Do you know what I mean? 4554 03:27:36,960 --> 03:27:38,180 Indeed I do Tommy. 4555 03:27:38,700 --> 03:27:39,100 Yes. 4556 03:27:39,260 --> 03:27:40,420 I certainly do. 4557 03:27:42,040 --> 03:27:42,360 Balloons. 4558 03:27:43,680 --> 03:27:44,080 Balloons. 4559 03:27:44,080 --> 03:27:44,120 Balloons. 4560 03:27:44,120 --> 03:28:05,800 Welcome back. 4561 03:28:05,900 --> 03:28:07,200 The ball has been kicked off. 4562 03:28:07,200 --> 03:28:09,480 For the fucking third part of the act. 4563 03:28:11,580 --> 03:28:12,020 Francis. 4564 03:28:13,120 --> 03:28:14,720 We're gonna get taken off air. 4565 03:28:16,400 --> 03:28:16,840 Yeah. 4566 03:28:16,920 --> 03:28:18,780 I was given out there about the swear of myself. 4567 03:28:18,920 --> 03:28:19,200 And I'm. 4568 03:28:19,360 --> 03:28:19,880 There I am. 4569 03:28:20,340 --> 03:28:21,760 I'm meant to be off the swearing for Lent. 4570 03:28:24,740 --> 03:28:25,640 How have you done? 4571 03:28:26,680 --> 03:28:27,400 I'm fucked. 4572 03:28:29,240 --> 03:28:29,680 Ireland. 4573 03:28:30,040 --> 03:28:30,940 Float the balloon. 4574 03:28:31,540 --> 03:28:32,240 Over to. 4575 03:28:32,660 --> 03:28:33,460 Jimmy McLean. 4576 03:28:33,560 --> 03:28:34,600 He's got the motor machine. 4577 03:28:34,720 --> 03:28:35,480 Do you know what I mean? 4578 03:28:35,720 --> 03:28:36,820 Sweeps the balloon forward. 4579 03:28:36,940 --> 03:28:38,160 To try and find McGoldrick. 4580 03:28:38,160 --> 03:28:39,540 He's been tracked by um titty. 4581 03:28:39,880 --> 03:28:40,820 Tracked by um titty. 4582 03:28:41,160 --> 03:28:41,640 Tracked by. 4583 03:28:41,760 --> 03:28:42,240 Tracked by. 4584 03:28:42,360 --> 03:28:43,100 Tracked by um titty. 4585 03:28:43,920 --> 03:28:44,280 Fekker. 4586 03:28:44,700 --> 03:28:45,600 He's a dirty Fekker. 4587 03:28:45,680 --> 03:28:47,640 He's trying to get Harry Arter jailed. 4588 03:28:47,700 --> 03:28:48,060 Ha ha. 4589 03:28:48,540 --> 03:28:49,140 And also. 4590 03:28:49,420 --> 03:28:50,920 Brady's doing a bit of Brady work. 4591 03:28:51,120 --> 03:28:52,120 He sends a balloon in. 4592 03:28:52,180 --> 03:28:53,100 But it's been blocked. 4593 03:28:53,580 --> 03:28:55,500 At point blank block range. 4594 03:28:55,780 --> 03:28:57,380 By the French block man. 4595 03:28:57,940 --> 03:28:59,280 Who's doing a bit of block work. 4596 03:28:59,340 --> 03:29:00,820 Down the back for the block boys. 4597 03:29:01,400 --> 03:29:02,700 But his block headed behavior. 4598 03:29:02,700 --> 03:29:03,960 Has left a block ball. 4599 03:29:04,160 --> 03:29:05,320 Which has fallen to Brady. 4600 03:29:05,680 --> 03:29:05,980 Brady. 4601 03:29:05,980 --> 03:29:08,020 Gives the balloon back to another lad. 4602 03:29:08,160 --> 03:29:08,780 Another lad. 4603 03:29:08,980 --> 03:29:09,820 Out to McLean. 4604 03:29:09,940 --> 03:29:12,400 He's got the spillage not under control. 4605 03:29:12,740 --> 03:29:14,720 The French have the kitchen roll. 4606 03:29:15,040 --> 03:29:16,980 Because it was all that was left on the shelves in Little. 4607 03:29:17,040 --> 03:29:18,220 There was no Jack's paper. 4608 03:29:18,620 --> 03:29:20,940 Just the big stuff for the kitchen boys. 4609 03:29:21,020 --> 03:29:21,700 As McLean. 4610 03:29:22,360 --> 03:29:23,380 Sends a cleaner. 4611 03:29:24,180 --> 03:29:26,880 Right past Larissa's face. 4612 03:29:28,640 --> 03:29:29,640 Unbelievable stuff. 4613 03:29:30,240 --> 03:29:31,140 They've come out fighting. 4614 03:29:32,100 --> 03:29:33,500 Fighting Irish fighting spirit. 4615 03:29:34,260 --> 03:29:35,200 What more do you want to see? 4616 03:29:35,900 --> 03:29:36,780 Goals Tommy. 4617 03:29:37,540 --> 03:29:39,080 Goals by the sack. 4618 03:29:39,080 --> 03:29:40,320 And by the pound. 4619 03:29:40,880 --> 03:29:41,820 As Ireland. 4620 03:29:42,080 --> 03:29:44,280 Try to pound their way to success now. 4621 03:29:44,360 --> 03:29:45,000 Down the wing. 4622 03:29:45,160 --> 03:29:46,860 With a couple of wing pounders. 4623 03:29:48,000 --> 03:29:48,600 Sheen Long. 4624 03:29:49,540 --> 03:29:50,380 Back now. 4625 03:29:51,480 --> 03:29:52,000 To Brady. 4626 03:29:52,440 --> 03:29:52,760 Brady. 4627 03:29:53,040 --> 03:29:53,840 Threw ball too long. 4628 03:29:53,900 --> 03:29:55,540 But it's too much on it from Brady. 4629 03:29:56,280 --> 03:29:57,160 And you gotta say. 4630 03:29:57,360 --> 03:29:58,820 You gotta say something. 4631 03:29:59,420 --> 03:30:00,140 That Brady. 4632 03:30:01,420 --> 03:30:02,860 Lost the run of himself there. 4633 03:30:03,540 --> 03:30:03,840 He did. 4634 03:30:03,920 --> 03:30:04,600 Ran out of steam. 4635 03:30:06,080 --> 03:30:07,580 And that's half time. 4636 03:30:07,720 --> 03:30:09,100 Of extra time blown. 4637 03:30:09,240 --> 03:30:10,860 The whistle blower himself. 4638 03:30:10,860 --> 03:30:12,480 Otherwise known as a ref. 4639 03:30:15,680 --> 03:30:16,800 Pips that whistle. 4640 03:30:17,380 --> 03:30:21,380 And it's just not looking like it's gonna happen in this half at all Tommy is it? 4641 03:30:22,680 --> 03:30:24,580 Unless we put on another sub now. 4642 03:30:25,700 --> 03:30:26,560 Maybe move. 4643 03:30:26,900 --> 03:30:27,900 Three lads up front. 4644 03:30:29,600 --> 03:30:31,640 It's looking like it might not happen. 4645 03:30:32,320 --> 03:30:34,640 Thank you very much radical feminists. 4646 03:30:34,800 --> 03:30:35,920 For your tip there. 4647 03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,940 A very very nice tip indeed. 4648 03:30:39,400 --> 03:30:40,500 Hopefully you're having great. 4649 03:30:40,740 --> 03:30:41,480 Great times. 4650 03:30:41,480 --> 03:30:43,720 Enjoying the isolation ball. 4651 03:30:45,560 --> 03:30:47,200 Very kind isn't it Francis? 4652 03:30:48,440 --> 03:30:49,800 I can't even begin Tommy. 4653 03:30:49,960 --> 03:30:50,900 Can't even begin. 4654 03:30:51,600 --> 03:30:52,940 It's what keeps you going. 4655 03:30:53,780 --> 03:30:55,080 It's what gives you hope. 4656 03:30:55,360 --> 03:30:55,840 Believe. 4657 03:30:57,440 --> 03:30:57,920 Stiff. 4658 03:30:57,920 --> 03:30:57,920 Stiff. 4659 03:30:57,920 --> 03:30:58,000 Stiff. 4660 03:30:59,040 --> 03:30:59,760 Stiff. 4661 03:31:01,120 --> 03:31:01,600 Stiff. 4662 03:31:03,420 --> 03:31:03,820 Stiff. 4663 03:31:06,820 --> 03:31:07,300 Stiff. 4664 03:31:08,300 --> 03:31:08,980 You know it Tommy. 4665 03:31:09,820 --> 03:31:10,320 You know it. 4666 03:31:10,740 --> 03:31:11,400 And it keeps. 4667 03:31:11,500 --> 03:31:12,740 It keeps the dream alive. 4668 03:31:13,100 --> 03:31:15,040 And I'm very very grateful for all of this. 4669 03:31:15,140 --> 03:31:15,380 Because. 4670 03:31:16,260 --> 03:31:19,260 never beyond my wildest dreams. 4671 03:31:19,360 --> 03:31:22,200 Would I be reading out the name of smelly porridge fart. 4672 03:31:22,480 --> 03:31:25,080 As a lovely glorious tip came in Tommy. 4673 03:31:27,220 --> 03:31:29,000 I never thought you'd be doing that either. 4674 03:31:29,000 --> 03:31:31,860 But here we are. 4675 03:31:32,040 --> 03:31:32,940 And it's glorious. 4676 03:31:33,380 --> 03:31:34,940 And thank you from the bottom. 4677 03:31:35,740 --> 03:31:36,700 Of our hearts. 4678 03:31:37,340 --> 03:31:41,080 Would I be right in including you in that double hearted gesture there Tom? 4679 03:31:42,080 --> 03:31:42,740 You would. 4680 03:31:43,880 --> 03:31:44,620 George Hamilton. 4681 03:31:44,760 --> 03:31:45,460 Thank you very much. 4682 03:31:46,720 --> 03:31:47,460 From the bottom of my. 4683 03:31:47,580 --> 03:31:48,580 From the bottom of my. 4684 03:31:48,640 --> 03:31:49,340 I love you all. 4685 03:31:49,400 --> 03:31:50,660 From the bottom of my pint. 4686 03:31:52,000 --> 03:31:52,780 All the best. 4687 03:31:53,480 --> 03:31:55,280 Now let's get this game put to bid. 4688 03:31:55,980 --> 03:31:56,940 Indeed Thomas. 4689 03:31:57,360 --> 03:31:57,760 Indeed. 4690 03:31:58,900 --> 03:32:00,000 What can we do here? 4691 03:32:00,100 --> 03:32:00,340 Can we. 4692 03:32:00,480 --> 03:32:00,840 Can we. 4693 03:32:01,720 --> 03:32:02,860 Throw Collins on. 4694 03:32:03,100 --> 03:32:04,180 Is that what we're going to do? 4695 03:32:04,500 --> 03:32:05,180 James Collins. 4696 03:32:06,500 --> 03:32:07,260 James Collins. 4697 03:32:07,420 --> 03:32:09,180 A lot of people saying the other day Maguire. 4698 03:32:10,180 --> 03:32:10,860 I reckon. 4699 03:32:11,560 --> 03:32:12,540 As a mark of. 4700 03:32:13,460 --> 03:32:13,820 Respect. 4701 03:32:14,240 --> 03:32:15,680 And a token of thank you. 4702 03:32:15,740 --> 03:32:16,180 And gratitude. 4703 03:32:16,800 --> 03:32:17,780 We should ask the chat. 4704 03:32:18,380 --> 03:32:21,400 And then we'll just go with whoever the chat says goes on up front. 4705 03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:22,920 And who goes off. 4706 03:32:23,680 --> 03:32:24,940 So do it in the format. 4707 03:32:25,440 --> 03:32:26,320 Of off first. 4708 03:32:26,720 --> 03:32:27,680 And on someone. 4709 03:32:28,800 --> 03:32:29,480 Please chat. 4710 03:32:29,580 --> 03:32:30,320 Thank you very much. 4711 03:32:30,840 --> 03:32:31,920 You heard the uncle. 4712 03:32:32,520 --> 03:32:34,680 He wants you to put the name of the player going off. 4713 03:32:34,840 --> 03:32:36,620 And then the name of the player going on. 4714 03:32:38,380 --> 03:32:39,680 The rest is up to you. 4715 03:32:39,760 --> 03:32:41,120 It's your chance to win the game. 4716 03:32:41,180 --> 03:32:41,700 For the country. 4717 03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:43,100 A clone named Gibson. 4718 03:32:43,100 --> 03:32:44,420 Thank you very much for that. 4719 03:32:44,500 --> 03:32:45,140 Very kind of you. 4720 03:32:45,240 --> 03:32:46,260 I hope you're doing well. 4721 03:32:46,300 --> 03:32:46,640 In these. 4722 03:32:47,180 --> 03:32:48,560 Tried and tested times. 4723 03:32:54,560 --> 03:32:55,000 McGoldrick. 4724 03:32:55,080 --> 03:32:55,680 For Collins. 4725 03:32:55,860 --> 03:32:57,080 Is long for Westwood. 4726 03:32:57,160 --> 03:32:57,500 I don't know. 4727 03:32:57,580 --> 03:32:58,620 We already had long. 4728 03:32:58,700 --> 03:32:59,220 Came on. 4729 03:32:59,400 --> 03:33:00,520 Feel the dream. 4730 03:33:01,520 --> 03:33:01,760 Carola. 4731 03:33:01,760 --> 03:33:02,700 Thank you very much. 4732 03:33:02,700 --> 03:33:02,980 Carola. 4733 03:33:02,980 --> 03:33:03,020 Thank you very much. 4734 03:33:03,020 --> 03:33:03,060 Carola. 4735 03:33:03,060 --> 03:33:04,120 It's very very kind of you. 4736 03:33:04,200 --> 03:33:05,280 And I hope you're doing well. 4737 03:33:09,540 --> 03:33:10,700 Brady for Maguire. 4738 03:33:12,140 --> 03:33:12,540 Brady. 4739 03:33:12,660 --> 03:33:14,900 A lot of people say Maguire for Brady. 4740 03:33:14,900 --> 03:33:15,140 Now. 4741 03:33:15,380 --> 03:33:16,100 It's too much. 4742 03:33:16,180 --> 03:33:18,940 There's more calls for Brady than there is for Jimmy Collins. 4743 03:33:21,260 --> 03:33:21,620 Sorry. 4744 03:33:21,740 --> 03:33:22,760 For Brady to go off. 4745 03:33:23,180 --> 03:33:23,840 For Maguire. 4746 03:33:23,980 --> 03:33:25,280 Than there are for McCollins. 4747 03:33:25,380 --> 03:33:25,960 From a Goldrick. 4748 03:33:26,240 --> 03:33:27,820 Maybe Collins from a Goldrick though. 4749 03:33:27,820 --> 03:33:28,060 Tom. 4750 03:33:28,060 --> 03:33:28,540 What do you think? 4751 03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:30,220 Well. 4752 03:33:30,320 --> 03:33:30,720 We said. 4753 03:33:30,840 --> 03:33:31,260 We said. 4754 03:33:31,320 --> 03:33:32,100 We'd stick to the chat. 4755 03:33:32,160 --> 03:33:33,160 So we're going to have to stick to it. 4756 03:33:33,240 --> 03:33:33,640 And also. 4757 03:33:33,940 --> 03:33:34,980 We have to say thank you. 4758 03:33:35,700 --> 03:33:35,860 To. 4759 03:33:36,000 --> 03:33:36,220 Uh. 4760 03:33:36,340 --> 03:33:36,780 Porridge. 4761 03:33:37,420 --> 03:33:37,860 Bottars. 4762 03:33:38,000 --> 03:33:38,640 Formula One. 4763 03:33:39,120 --> 03:33:39,800 For his tip there. 4764 03:33:40,020 --> 03:33:40,720 Thank you very much. 4765 03:33:40,780 --> 03:33:41,100 Porridge. 4766 03:33:41,440 --> 03:33:42,420 Feel the dream. 4767 03:33:42,680 --> 03:33:43,380 It's been done. 4768 03:33:44,920 --> 03:33:45,840 Maguire's going on. 4769 03:33:47,440 --> 03:33:48,260 Sean Kivlehan. 4770 03:33:50,120 --> 03:33:50,520 Big. 4771 03:33:50,580 --> 03:33:50,760 Big. 4772 03:33:50,840 --> 03:33:51,000 Big. 4773 03:33:51,060 --> 03:33:51,220 Big. 4774 03:33:51,260 --> 03:33:51,700 Thank you. 4775 03:33:52,340 --> 03:33:53,260 From everyone here. 4776 03:33:54,340 --> 03:33:55,500 At Isolation Ball. 4777 03:33:55,500 --> 03:34:01,280 I'd like to echo that sentiment Sean. 4778 03:34:01,680 --> 03:34:04,200 Please ask me what I do in winter when there's no isolation ball. 4779 03:34:04,240 --> 03:34:04,980 I'll tell you what I do. 4780 03:34:05,080 --> 03:34:05,900 I shut out the window. 4781 03:34:06,320 --> 03:34:07,440 And wait for spring. 4782 03:34:08,020 --> 03:34:09,500 What a lovely poetic. 4783 03:34:10,440 --> 03:34:11,640 Poetically put gesture. 4784 03:34:11,920 --> 03:34:13,300 And pithy. 4785 03:34:13,800 --> 03:34:15,620 Remark to be bestowed upon the stream. 4786 03:34:16,580 --> 03:34:16,800 So. 4787 03:34:16,960 --> 03:34:17,600 Very pithy. 4788 03:34:19,460 --> 03:34:21,100 It actually made me pith myself. 4789 03:34:22,260 --> 03:34:24,040 But you haven't got a lisp Tommy. 4790 03:34:24,200 --> 03:34:24,380 Huh? 4791 03:34:24,380 --> 03:34:27,940 Some man for one man. 4792 03:34:28,740 --> 03:34:29,980 You're some man for one man Sean. 4793 03:34:30,040 --> 03:34:30,760 Thank you very much. 4794 03:34:30,980 --> 03:34:32,060 Feel the dream. 4795 03:34:32,300 --> 03:34:33,160 Slarking as well. 4796 03:34:33,260 --> 03:34:35,320 Thanks very much for the slarky little slark there. 4797 03:34:35,720 --> 03:34:37,200 And let's get this slark underway now. 4798 03:34:37,260 --> 03:34:38,660 We've got the second slark of the game. 4799 03:34:38,800 --> 03:34:40,440 Can Ireland slark it to the opponents? 4800 03:34:40,620 --> 03:34:43,920 And stick a bit of slark in the back of their slarky sacks. 4801 03:34:44,400 --> 03:34:44,880 Or sacks. 4802 03:34:44,940 --> 03:34:45,580 There's only one of them. 4803 03:34:46,020 --> 03:34:48,220 As long now as chasing dreams. 4804 03:34:48,340 --> 03:34:50,860 But he's dispossessed by a nightmare man wearing blue. 4805 03:34:51,140 --> 03:34:51,580 That guy? 4806 03:34:51,760 --> 03:34:52,340 A Frenchman. 4807 03:34:52,460 --> 03:34:53,120 Playing for France. 4808 03:34:53,120 --> 03:34:54,920 He's managed to loft the ball to Mbappe. 4809 03:34:55,040 --> 03:34:56,320 Who's got a creamy little name. 4810 03:34:57,520 --> 03:34:58,780 Sounds like an ice cream. 4811 03:34:59,000 --> 03:34:59,520 An Mbappe. 4812 03:34:59,860 --> 03:35:00,320 A frappe. 4813 03:35:00,680 --> 03:35:01,960 Some kind of coffee or drink. 4814 03:35:02,740 --> 03:35:03,160 Whatever. 4815 03:35:04,020 --> 03:35:05,460 Whatever about his name. 4816 03:35:06,840 --> 03:35:08,300 He does his talking with his feet. 4817 03:35:08,680 --> 03:35:09,440 Imagine that. 4818 03:35:09,900 --> 03:35:10,960 Feet with mouths. 4819 03:35:11,960 --> 03:35:12,800 Frightening stuff. 4820 03:35:12,800 --> 03:35:12,800 Frightening stuff. 4821 03:35:13,620 --> 03:35:14,580 David Lynchian. 4822 03:35:14,800 --> 03:35:16,860 In it's concept I'd imagine. 4823 03:35:17,360 --> 03:35:18,660 Don't be flattering yourself. 4824 03:35:19,700 --> 03:35:20,220 Look at this. 4825 03:35:20,280 --> 03:35:20,800 McGoldrick. 4826 03:35:21,000 --> 03:35:21,780 He's found Long. 4827 03:35:22,780 --> 03:35:23,180 Long. 4828 03:35:23,580 --> 03:35:24,800 Beaten away from the ball. 4829 03:35:25,800 --> 03:35:27,780 Surely could have claimed a foul there. 4830 03:35:30,360 --> 03:35:34,320 France have managed to mop up the gravy with their bread. 4831 03:35:34,760 --> 03:35:38,080 Freshly baked this morning in their boulangerie. 4832 03:35:38,700 --> 03:35:39,860 They love the shtick bread. 4833 03:35:39,940 --> 03:35:40,300 Don't they? 4834 03:35:40,420 --> 03:35:41,780 They love a shtick of bread. 4835 03:35:41,860 --> 03:35:42,260 The French. 4836 03:35:42,640 --> 03:35:44,520 But they're going to get a fucking ball in the shtick. 4837 03:35:44,580 --> 03:35:46,300 Right now. 4838 03:35:46,600 --> 03:35:49,460 And it's just taken away from the boys in green. 4839 03:35:49,540 --> 03:35:50,420 At the last moment. 4840 03:35:50,420 --> 03:35:52,280 When you think they're about to pull the trigger. 4841 03:35:52,360 --> 03:35:53,380 And dispatch the enemy. 4842 03:35:54,660 --> 03:35:55,280 And look at this. 4843 03:35:55,340 --> 03:35:57,080 Now they're building up momentum again on the wing. 4844 03:35:57,160 --> 03:35:59,400 It's that man Maguire we brought on at the behesh to the chat. 4845 03:35:59,660 --> 03:36:01,060 And they're looking for it again. 4846 03:36:01,140 --> 03:36:01,440 Maguire. 4847 03:36:01,560 --> 03:36:01,900 Maguire. 4848 03:36:02,020 --> 03:36:02,920 Give it back to Maguire. 4849 03:36:03,240 --> 03:36:03,600 Maguire. 4850 03:36:03,800 --> 03:36:04,700 Will he have a pop crack? 4851 03:36:04,820 --> 03:36:04,980 No. 4852 03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:06,080 But he's giving a nice little pass. 4853 03:36:06,300 --> 03:36:06,680 One two. 4854 03:36:06,840 --> 03:36:07,220 The shimmy. 4855 03:36:07,400 --> 03:36:07,840 The uniflu. 4856 03:36:08,020 --> 03:36:08,580 The back heel. 4857 03:36:08,580 --> 03:36:09,660 And it's an own goal. 4858 03:36:09,800 --> 03:36:10,300 Appeal. 4859 03:36:10,780 --> 03:36:12,440 Saved by Hugo Lloris. 4860 03:36:12,760 --> 03:36:13,180 Hands. 4861 03:36:14,020 --> 03:36:15,420 With gorilla glue. 4862 03:36:16,300 --> 03:36:16,560 Yep. 4863 03:36:17,760 --> 03:36:19,100 We on the gorilla glue yourself. 4864 03:36:20,660 --> 03:36:20,920 No. 4865 03:36:21,100 --> 03:36:21,880 I've heard it's. 4866 03:36:23,140 --> 03:36:23,920 Too strong. 4867 03:36:24,000 --> 03:36:24,560 Even stronger than. 4868 03:36:24,580 --> 03:36:24,980 Super glue. 4869 03:36:25,240 --> 03:36:25,980 Look at this now. 4870 03:36:26,200 --> 03:36:26,940 A bit of fucking. 4871 03:36:27,320 --> 03:36:28,680 Jiggery pokery is what is needed. 4872 03:36:29,620 --> 03:36:31,000 But it's a blank ball. 4873 03:36:31,180 --> 03:36:32,060 Don't give enough side. 4874 03:36:32,420 --> 03:36:32,800 McGoldrick. 4875 03:36:33,160 --> 03:36:34,240 First time from long. 4876 03:36:34,880 --> 03:36:36,520 Blank ball against the goalies. 4877 03:36:36,600 --> 03:36:36,940 Blank. 4878 03:36:37,220 --> 03:36:37,700 McGoldrick. 4879 03:36:37,900 --> 03:36:38,460 Heads it back. 4880 03:36:38,760 --> 03:36:40,440 Still an Irish chance here. 4881 03:36:42,040 --> 03:36:42,560 Oh. 4882 03:36:43,640 --> 03:36:45,840 The French just have too much. 4883 03:36:46,200 --> 03:36:48,100 Too much in their vowel for it. 4884 03:36:51,460 --> 03:36:51,940 Francis. 4885 03:36:52,940 --> 03:36:53,180 Yeah. 4886 03:36:54,000 --> 03:36:54,660 You can't. 4887 03:36:54,660 --> 03:36:54,680 You can't. 4888 03:36:55,800 --> 03:36:56,340 Change. 4889 03:36:56,660 --> 03:36:57,480 And try and be like. 4890 03:36:57,900 --> 03:36:58,480 An American. 4891 03:36:59,140 --> 03:36:59,860 That's not gonna. 4892 03:37:00,060 --> 03:37:01,280 People will see through that. 4893 03:37:02,640 --> 03:37:03,520 I don't know. 4894 03:37:03,680 --> 03:37:04,660 Where it came out of it. 4895 03:37:04,700 --> 03:37:04,900 Just. 4896 03:37:05,020 --> 03:37:05,780 It's just the way. 4897 03:37:05,940 --> 03:37:06,180 I got. 4898 03:37:06,460 --> 03:37:07,340 Carried away with the. 4899 03:37:08,620 --> 03:37:09,060 Tempestuous. 4900 03:37:09,940 --> 03:37:11,000 Tempo of the game. 4901 03:37:11,740 --> 03:37:12,760 The porridge is gone. 4902 03:37:13,260 --> 03:37:14,140 The chips are down. 4903 03:37:14,600 --> 03:37:15,600 And it goes to pens. 4904 03:37:15,600 --> 03:37:15,720 And it goes to pens. 4905 03:37:15,720 --> 03:37:17,640 In the European cup. 4906 03:37:17,760 --> 03:37:18,480 Semi-final. 4907 03:37:18,800 --> 03:37:20,540 Against the French lads. 4908 03:37:21,280 --> 03:37:21,860 Packy Bonner. 4909 03:37:21,940 --> 03:37:22,660 Thank you very much. 4910 03:37:22,720 --> 03:37:23,380 Packy Bonner. 4911 03:37:24,120 --> 03:37:25,700 Big shout out to Packy Bonner. 4912 03:37:27,900 --> 03:37:28,860 Where was I. 4913 03:37:28,860 --> 03:37:29,000 Yeah. 4914 03:37:29,060 --> 03:37:29,960 When you put these. 4915 03:37:30,020 --> 03:37:30,420 These. 4916 03:37:30,520 --> 03:37:31,660 These French lads to bed. 4917 03:37:32,160 --> 03:37:33,120 And you stick the. 4918 03:37:33,840 --> 03:37:34,320 The. 4919 03:37:34,420 --> 03:37:34,980 The baguettes. 4920 03:37:35,100 --> 03:37:35,880 Back in the press. 4921 03:37:36,000 --> 03:37:36,520 For the morning. 4922 03:37:37,580 --> 03:37:37,840 Yep. 4923 03:37:38,180 --> 03:37:38,860 I'm still with you. 4924 03:37:40,160 --> 03:37:41,100 When you do that. 4925 03:37:41,200 --> 03:37:41,740 So handily. 4926 03:37:41,840 --> 03:37:42,460 The day before. 4927 03:37:42,620 --> 03:37:43,860 And then it just goes to pens. 4928 03:37:43,860 --> 03:37:44,340 Like this. 4929 03:37:44,400 --> 03:37:45,580 And it's all on the edge. 4930 03:37:45,680 --> 03:37:46,900 It's all of the edge of a needle. 4931 03:37:47,540 --> 03:37:48,980 Or the edge of a hinge. 4932 03:37:49,320 --> 03:37:49,620 Yep. 4933 03:37:51,500 --> 03:37:51,940 Stonehenge. 4934 03:37:52,920 --> 03:37:53,320 Yeah. 4935 03:37:53,340 --> 03:37:54,660 Or even a portal dolman. 4936 03:37:55,580 --> 03:37:56,660 When you've managed to. 4937 03:37:57,400 --> 03:37:58,320 Whip up a little. 4938 03:37:58,420 --> 03:38:00,180 A tasty little portal dolman. 4939 03:38:01,260 --> 03:38:01,980 Back in your. 4940 03:38:02,500 --> 03:38:03,660 Mesolithic dreamscape. 4941 03:38:03,780 --> 03:38:04,280 That you had. 4942 03:38:05,000 --> 03:38:05,280 Yep. 4943 03:38:06,540 --> 03:38:08,560 You just want to be able to see a dolman. 4944 03:38:08,560 --> 03:38:09,160 On the pitch. 4945 03:38:09,920 --> 03:38:11,180 The second night it happens. 4946 03:38:11,300 --> 03:38:11,980 Do you know what I'm saying? 4947 03:38:13,060 --> 03:38:13,780 One hundred and. 4948 03:38:14,020 --> 03:38:14,840 Ten percent. 4949 03:38:14,940 --> 03:38:15,580 Agree with ya. 4950 03:38:18,220 --> 03:38:19,260 Feel the dream. 4951 03:38:19,320 --> 03:38:20,460 One hundred and ten percent. 4952 03:38:20,540 --> 03:38:20,920 Agree with ya. 4953 03:38:21,020 --> 03:38:21,500 And Adam. 4954 03:38:21,660 --> 03:38:22,480 Adam Rushter. 4955 03:38:22,560 --> 03:38:23,240 Thank you very much. 4956 03:38:23,340 --> 03:38:24,100 The Rusht Buster. 4957 03:38:25,660 --> 03:38:26,760 Really really kind of you. 4958 03:38:26,820 --> 03:38:27,280 I hope you're. 4959 03:38:27,360 --> 03:38:28,600 I hope you're getting on well. 4960 03:38:30,780 --> 03:38:31,580 Thanks Steph. 4961 03:38:31,940 --> 03:38:32,520 Thanks Steph. 4962 03:38:34,320 --> 03:38:35,560 And everybody out there. 4963 03:38:36,520 --> 03:38:36,920 Right. 4964 03:38:37,400 --> 03:38:38,820 We get this over and done with. 4965 03:38:39,680 --> 03:38:41,100 We're either going home. 4966 03:38:42,520 --> 03:38:44,820 Or we're gonna super seduce our way into the final. 4967 03:38:45,340 --> 03:38:46,640 Courtesy of Superducer. 4968 03:38:46,840 --> 03:38:48,440 With a lovely lovely tip there. 4969 03:38:48,520 --> 03:38:49,320 Thank you very much. 4970 03:38:49,960 --> 03:38:52,440 Can Tommy congratulate Danny and Shannon. 4971 03:38:52,700 --> 03:38:54,220 Who recently got married. 4972 03:38:54,740 --> 03:38:55,320 I can. 4973 03:38:56,020 --> 03:38:56,680 And I will. 4974 03:38:57,680 --> 03:38:59,260 Congratulations Danny and Shannon. 4975 03:38:59,540 --> 03:39:00,980 On your recent marriage. 4976 03:39:02,580 --> 03:39:03,380 Be sure to look let's. 4977 03:39:04,660 --> 03:39:05,660 Be sure to look with the. 4978 03:39:05,740 --> 03:39:06,280 The life. 4979 03:39:06,620 --> 03:39:08,300 The racialized together in each of us. 4980 03:39:09,540 --> 03:39:10,060 Embrace. 4981 03:39:11,420 --> 03:39:12,360 Warming embrace. 4982 03:39:12,980 --> 03:39:13,840 You would hope. 4983 03:39:14,060 --> 03:39:15,080 It is warm. 4984 03:39:15,980 --> 03:39:16,240 Yep. 4985 03:39:16,420 --> 03:39:18,160 You don't want to tip it embrace. 4986 03:39:18,580 --> 03:39:19,740 After you've just got married. 4987 03:39:20,620 --> 03:39:21,360 You do not. 4988 03:39:22,740 --> 03:39:23,840 You do not. 4989 03:39:23,960 --> 03:39:24,960 You want it to be warm. 4990 03:39:25,420 --> 03:39:27,520 Best look at the embracing. 4991 03:39:28,800 --> 03:39:29,600 Fingers crossed. 4992 03:39:30,220 --> 03:39:31,260 The embracing will be. 4993 03:39:32,380 --> 03:39:32,900 Completely. 4994 03:39:34,640 --> 03:39:35,620 Completely warm. 4995 03:39:36,620 --> 03:39:36,800 Yep. 4996 03:39:37,560 --> 03:39:37,800 And. 4997 03:39:38,920 --> 03:39:40,540 If you're doing a bit of embracing. 4998 03:39:41,940 --> 03:39:43,340 You're doing a bit of embracing. 4999 03:39:44,880 --> 03:39:45,660 Enjoy it. 5000 03:39:46,580 --> 03:39:47,140 Enjoy it. 5001 03:39:48,780 --> 03:39:49,500 Because it's. 5002 03:39:49,920 --> 03:39:50,600 There's no. 5003 03:39:50,760 --> 03:39:52,460 You're not doing it for any other reason. 5004 03:39:53,060 --> 03:39:53,880 And remember it's. 5005 03:39:54,580 --> 03:39:56,440 A relationship is give and take. 5006 03:39:56,660 --> 03:39:57,320 Danny and Shannon. 5007 03:39:57,640 --> 03:39:58,220 Give and take. 5008 03:39:59,080 --> 03:39:59,900 It's a compromise. 5009 03:40:02,160 --> 03:40:04,280 It's not always going to be a rose garden. 5010 03:40:06,360 --> 03:40:07,940 But you gotta be there for each other. 5011 03:40:08,000 --> 03:40:08,840 When the thorns start. 5012 03:40:09,220 --> 03:40:10,200 Fucking getting prickly. 5013 03:40:10,320 --> 03:40:10,480 You know. 5014 03:40:11,460 --> 03:40:12,300 What an absolutely. 5015 03:40:12,620 --> 03:40:13,800 Beautiful sentiment there. 5016 03:40:13,900 --> 03:40:14,700 From Tommy Schlug. 5017 03:40:15,760 --> 03:40:16,240 Thorny. 5018 03:40:16,660 --> 03:40:17,480 In its nature. 5019 03:40:18,440 --> 03:40:20,060 But remarkably poignant. 5020 03:40:20,180 --> 03:40:20,560 And again. 5021 03:40:20,680 --> 03:40:21,060 Pithy. 5022 03:40:22,020 --> 03:40:22,480 In its. 5023 03:40:23,240 --> 03:40:23,680 Context. 5024 03:40:23,780 --> 03:40:24,220 And delivery. 5025 03:40:24,420 --> 03:40:25,600 Let's get on with this anyway. 5026 03:40:25,700 --> 03:40:26,340 It's the absolute. 5027 03:40:26,920 --> 03:40:27,400 Chaotic. 5028 03:40:30,360 --> 03:40:30,840 Semi-final. 5029 03:40:32,240 --> 03:40:33,200 Second half. 5030 03:40:34,560 --> 03:40:35,520 Extra time. 5031 03:40:35,520 --> 03:40:37,380 Full time. 5032 03:40:37,880 --> 03:40:38,900 Penalty scenario. 5033 03:40:39,040 --> 03:40:39,480 Shoot out. 5034 03:40:40,240 --> 03:40:42,120 I hope you've got your shooting boots on. 5035 03:40:43,320 --> 03:40:45,400 Because it's about to get a little bit shooty. 5036 03:40:52,280 --> 03:40:53,580 Big shout out to Connor. 5037 03:40:53,800 --> 03:40:54,960 Stop drinking there. 5038 03:40:55,040 --> 03:40:55,280 Connor. 5039 03:40:55,380 --> 03:40:55,900 Stop drinking. 5040 03:40:55,900 --> 03:40:56,000 Connor. 5041 03:40:59,620 --> 03:41:01,140 For your glorious tip. 5042 03:41:01,480 --> 03:41:01,700 Now. 5043 03:41:01,920 --> 03:41:03,480 Who are we going to lash on here? 5044 03:41:03,600 --> 03:41:04,700 Feel the dream. 5045 03:41:04,700 --> 03:41:06,860 Keith Fahey. 5046 03:41:06,940 --> 03:41:07,320 A legend. 5047 03:41:07,480 --> 03:41:08,360 Thank you very much. 5048 03:41:10,160 --> 03:41:11,000 Play wagon wheel. 5049 03:41:11,080 --> 03:41:11,500 You're saying. 5050 03:41:11,820 --> 03:41:13,880 This is not a time or a place for wagon wheel. 5051 03:41:13,960 --> 03:41:14,220 Keith. 5052 03:41:14,600 --> 03:41:16,720 I appreciate that tip that you gave me. 5053 03:41:17,100 --> 03:41:19,120 But it's not a fucking jukebox. 5054 03:41:19,240 --> 03:41:20,220 It's the world cup. 5055 03:41:20,280 --> 03:41:20,980 Semi-final. 5056 03:41:23,480 --> 03:41:24,440 European cup. 5057 03:41:24,500 --> 03:41:24,760 Francis. 5058 03:41:25,380 --> 03:41:26,500 European cup. 5059 03:41:26,500 --> 03:41:27,060 European cup. 5060 03:41:27,160 --> 03:41:27,440 Keith. 5061 03:41:29,020 --> 03:41:30,060 European cup. 5062 03:41:30,140 --> 03:41:30,400 Keith. 5063 03:41:31,000 --> 03:41:31,600 Cup Keith. 5064 03:41:32,040 --> 03:41:33,320 We're not playing cup Keith. 5065 03:41:33,760 --> 03:41:34,780 We're playing cup. 5066 03:41:34,900 --> 03:41:36,100 We're playing keeps for the cup. 5067 03:41:37,060 --> 03:41:38,260 Indeed we is. 5068 03:41:39,960 --> 03:41:40,440 Now. 5069 03:41:41,260 --> 03:41:43,280 Who's going to blast this ball into space? 5070 03:41:48,540 --> 03:41:49,520 Thank you very much. 5071 03:41:49,580 --> 03:41:50,160 Keith Fahey. 5072 03:41:51,600 --> 03:41:52,560 Very very kind. 5073 03:41:52,600 --> 03:41:52,940 Yes sir. 5074 03:41:55,060 --> 03:41:56,100 Just go with those. 5075 03:41:56,260 --> 03:41:57,100 Go with that setup. 5076 03:41:59,400 --> 03:41:59,800 Okay. 5077 03:42:00,280 --> 03:42:01,040 This is it. 5078 03:42:01,860 --> 03:42:03,040 A nation holds its breath. 5079 03:42:03,820 --> 03:42:04,880 A group of warriors. 5080 03:42:05,120 --> 03:42:06,360 Hold each other's shoulders. 5081 03:42:08,420 --> 03:42:09,120 Their teammates. 5082 03:42:09,560 --> 03:42:10,780 They want to see each other do well. 5083 03:42:11,920 --> 03:42:12,600 Kylian Mbappe. 5084 03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:13,860 The man. 5085 03:42:14,360 --> 03:42:15,300 With the bullet boots. 5086 03:42:16,380 --> 03:42:17,860 Is about to step up. 5087 03:42:18,980 --> 03:42:19,300 Mbappe. 5088 03:42:20,300 --> 03:42:21,140 Winds it up. 5089 03:42:22,540 --> 03:42:23,960 And sends it home. 5090 03:42:24,200 --> 03:42:24,940 It's saved. 5091 03:42:26,000 --> 03:42:26,960 By Rudolph. 5092 03:42:27,060 --> 03:42:27,520 The red. 5093 03:42:27,640 --> 03:42:28,400 Hand defender. 5094 03:42:29,440 --> 03:42:29,840 Nothing. 5095 03:42:30,280 --> 03:42:31,880 No associations with any loyalists. 5096 03:42:31,940 --> 03:42:32,620 Or paramilitaries. 5097 03:42:32,840 --> 03:42:33,040 Nope. 5098 03:42:33,120 --> 03:42:33,480 He's a red. 5099 03:42:33,540 --> 03:42:34,160 He's a goalkeeper. 5100 03:42:34,300 --> 03:42:35,020 And we're saying Rudolph. 5101 03:42:35,100 --> 03:42:35,660 The red nose reindeer. 5102 03:42:35,820 --> 03:42:36,840 But he's a defender as well. 5103 03:42:36,880 --> 03:42:37,800 Because he's stopping the balls. 5104 03:42:38,500 --> 03:42:39,260 It's not a. 5105 03:42:39,380 --> 03:42:41,060 No links to any Johnny Adair. 5106 03:42:41,140 --> 03:42:42,120 Or any of that kind of stuff. 5107 03:42:43,360 --> 03:42:43,800 Now. 5108 03:42:44,000 --> 03:42:44,620 Let's see. 5109 03:42:44,740 --> 03:42:45,720 What is going on here. 5110 03:42:47,260 --> 03:42:48,680 Up steps my Goldrick. 5111 03:42:50,920 --> 03:42:51,720 Winds it up. 5112 03:42:54,660 --> 03:42:55,980 And sends it back. 5113 03:42:56,440 --> 03:42:57,420 Into the sack. 5114 03:42:57,700 --> 03:42:58,840 It's my Goldrick. 5115 03:42:59,520 --> 03:43:01,400 And it would make you sick. 5116 03:43:02,020 --> 03:43:03,540 If you were a French man. 5117 03:43:04,260 --> 03:43:04,480 Ha. 5118 03:43:04,620 --> 03:43:05,740 Look at Lurice there. 5119 03:43:05,960 --> 03:43:08,700 Can't even stand to look at what's about to unfold. 5120 03:43:09,240 --> 03:43:11,100 As Antoinette Greetsman steps up. 5121 03:43:11,160 --> 03:43:12,100 She's got a great touch. 5122 03:43:12,420 --> 03:43:13,560 She does have a great touch. 5123 03:43:14,520 --> 03:43:15,660 Antoinette Greaseball. 5124 03:43:16,240 --> 03:43:18,840 Sends it into the absolute greasy sack. 5125 03:43:19,580 --> 03:43:21,620 What a greasy man he is. 5126 03:43:22,760 --> 03:43:23,460 And Lurice. 5127 03:43:24,660 --> 03:43:25,720 Walking back with a little. 5128 03:43:26,180 --> 03:43:27,180 Smiley in the face. 5129 03:43:27,920 --> 03:43:28,140 Yeah. 5130 03:43:28,200 --> 03:43:29,660 He won't be half as smiley in a minute. 5131 03:43:37,660 --> 03:43:38,280 McGuire. 5132 03:43:38,280 --> 03:43:38,480 McGuire. 5133 03:43:40,560 --> 03:43:41,660 Rattles the ball. 5134 03:43:42,340 --> 03:43:45,220 Against Lurice's hands and arms. 5135 03:43:48,840 --> 03:43:49,400 Randolph. 5136 03:43:51,020 --> 03:43:52,660 The red hand defender. 5137 03:43:54,380 --> 03:43:55,340 No loyalism. 5138 03:43:56,000 --> 03:43:57,040 No loyalism. 5139 03:43:58,940 --> 03:44:00,000 No loyalism. 5140 03:44:03,360 --> 03:44:03,960 Shane Lang. 5141 03:44:04,620 --> 03:44:06,360 Sends it out into space. 5142 03:44:09,660 --> 03:44:10,540 He's fucked it up. 5143 03:44:14,620 --> 03:44:15,120 Fick it up. 5144 03:44:15,800 --> 03:44:17,380 Fix it into the back of the neck. 5145 03:44:17,620 --> 03:44:18,020 The neck. 5146 03:44:25,020 --> 03:44:25,560 McLean. 5147 03:44:30,980 --> 03:44:31,540 McLean. 5148 03:44:31,540 --> 03:44:31,580 McLean. 5149 03:44:33,580 --> 03:44:35,120 Straight down the middle. 5150 03:44:39,920 --> 03:44:40,520 France. 5151 03:44:41,180 --> 03:44:42,020 Wind the clock back. 5152 03:44:43,060 --> 03:44:44,120 Time stands still. 5153 03:44:44,360 --> 03:44:45,120 As Rudolph. 5154 03:44:45,360 --> 03:44:46,620 The red hand defender. 5155 03:44:47,000 --> 03:44:47,720 Saves Ireland. 5156 03:44:48,020 --> 03:44:48,740 And puts them. 5157 03:44:49,040 --> 03:44:49,400 Oh no. 5158 03:44:50,260 --> 03:44:51,900 Hoorahan has to do it. 5159 03:44:52,960 --> 03:44:54,440 Hoorahan has to do it. 5160 03:45:00,140 --> 03:45:01,080 A nation. 5161 03:45:02,660 --> 03:45:03,740 Pins its hopes. 5162 03:45:05,340 --> 03:45:06,040 On Hoorahan. 5163 03:45:13,720 --> 03:45:14,340 Bah. 5164 03:45:16,340 --> 03:45:17,700 You knew it. 5165 03:45:18,320 --> 03:45:19,040 Up me yo. 5166 03:45:19,680 --> 03:45:20,500 Up me yo. 5167 03:45:21,080 --> 03:45:22,480 We're going to the final baby. 5168 03:45:23,220 --> 03:45:24,320 We're going to the final. 5169 03:45:25,020 --> 03:45:26,300 Ireland are in the final. 5170 03:45:26,760 --> 03:45:29,160 And it feels so so good. 5171 03:45:30,020 --> 03:45:31,760 Just like you knew it would. 5172 03:45:34,340 --> 03:45:35,460 An incredible. 5173 03:45:35,980 --> 03:45:36,580 Incredible. 5174 03:45:37,180 --> 03:45:37,700 Incredible. 5175 03:45:39,220 --> 03:45:39,740 Piece. 5176 03:45:40,300 --> 03:45:41,000 Of skill. 5177 03:45:41,580 --> 03:45:42,440 Of determination. 5178 03:45:43,000 --> 03:45:43,900 Of wonderment. 5179 03:45:44,360 --> 03:45:45,120 They had it all. 5180 03:45:45,560 --> 03:45:46,980 The boys are going to the final. 5181 03:45:48,060 --> 03:45:49,560 We're going to win this cup. 5182 03:45:50,600 --> 03:45:51,620 Open the COVID. 5183 03:45:51,960 --> 03:45:53,440 Open the pubs again boys. 5184 03:45:54,800 --> 03:45:56,520 Open the pubs again boys. 5185 03:45:57,140 --> 03:45:58,820 But we haven't won it yet. 5186 03:45:59,720 --> 03:46:00,520 Schmally COVID. 5187 03:46:00,660 --> 03:46:01,420 Thank you very much. 5188 03:46:02,300 --> 03:46:04,160 We can't open the pubs because. 5189 03:46:05,480 --> 03:46:06,780 You know we haven't won it. 5190 03:46:08,560 --> 03:46:09,240 It doesn't matter. 5191 03:46:10,240 --> 03:46:11,080 We need to be. 5192 03:46:12,600 --> 03:46:14,460 Sinking back creamy screamers. 5193 03:46:16,360 --> 03:46:17,500 During the match. 5194 03:46:18,200 --> 03:46:19,180 Semi brain schluck. 5195 03:46:19,260 --> 03:46:20,000 Thank you very much. 5196 03:46:21,820 --> 03:46:22,220 Thank you. 5197 03:46:22,300 --> 03:46:23,120 Thank you very much. 5198 03:46:31,120 --> 03:46:31,860 Modric. 5199 03:46:31,860 --> 03:46:31,860 Modric. 5200 03:46:31,860 --> 03:46:32,780 Modric. 5201 03:46:32,780 --> 03:46:32,820 Modric. 5202 03:46:32,820 --> 03:46:33,800 Modric. 5203 03:46:33,800 --> 03:46:33,820 Modric. 5204 03:46:33,820 --> 03:46:34,800 Modric. 5205 03:46:34,800 --> 03:46:34,800 Modric. 5206 03:46:34,800 --> 03:46:35,860 Modric. 5207 03:46:35,860 --> 03:46:36,840 Modric. 5208 03:46:36,840 --> 03:46:36,880 Modric. 5209 03:46:36,880 --> 03:46:37,800 Modric. 5210 03:46:37,800 --> 03:46:37,840 Modric. 5211 03:46:37,840 --> 03:46:38,840 Modric. 5212 03:46:38,840 --> 03:46:38,840 Modric. 5213 03:46:38,840 --> 03:46:39,920 Modric. 5214 03:46:39,920 --> 03:46:40,920 Modric. 5215 03:46:40,920 --> 03:46:41,880 Modric. 5216 03:46:41,880 --> 03:46:42,840 Modric. 5217 03:46:42,840 --> 03:46:43,800 Modric. 5218 03:46:43,800 --> 03:46:44,840 Modric. 5219 03:46:44,840 --> 03:46:45,800 Modric. 5220 03:46:45,800 --> 03:46:46,760 Modric. 5221 03:46:46,760 --> 03:46:46,800 Modric. 5222 03:46:46,800 --> 03:46:47,800 Modric. 5223 03:46:47,800 --> 03:46:47,800 Modric. 5224 03:46:47,800 --> 03:46:48,800 Modric. 5225 03:46:48,800 --> 03:46:48,800 Modric. 5226 03:46:48,800 --> 03:46:48,840 Modric. 5227 03:46:48,840 --> 03:46:50,860 Modric. 5228 03:46:50,860 --> 03:46:53,620 The game's about to change. 5229 03:46:53,620 --> 03:46:53,920 Mercedes. 5230 03:46:53,920 --> 03:46:58,420 The brand new sumptuous E-class is within your grasp. 5231 03:46:58,420 --> 03:46:59,100 Mercedes. 5232 03:46:59,100 --> 03:47:01,800 All your life you've talked a good game. 5233 03:47:01,800 --> 03:47:02,300 F*** you. 5234 03:47:02,300 --> 03:47:06,700 Now it's time to back it up and show the bastards what you've got. 5235 03:47:06,700 --> 03:47:07,180 Hello. 5236 03:47:07,240 --> 03:47:08,960 You were born to buy this car. 5237 03:47:09,160 --> 03:47:09,360 John. 5238 03:47:09,440 --> 03:47:10,480 And if you don't buy it. 5239 03:47:10,560 --> 03:47:10,800 John. 5240 03:47:10,920 --> 03:47:12,380 People might think you're a c***. 5241 03:47:12,780 --> 03:47:14,000 Trackpad electronics. 5242 03:47:14,340 --> 03:47:14,480 John. 5243 03:47:14,480 --> 03:47:15,560 Heated seat waves. 5244 03:47:15,740 --> 03:47:15,940 John. 5245 03:47:16,400 --> 03:47:17,440 Orgasmic scenery. 5246 03:47:17,700 --> 03:47:18,280 Not included. 5247 03:47:18,420 --> 03:47:18,560 John. 5248 03:47:18,620 --> 03:47:21,560 Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards. 5249 03:47:22,120 --> 03:47:26,260 They're having a kid and they want to know whether or not you'll drive the new E-class 5250 03:47:26,260 --> 03:47:27,680 to the baby shower. 5251 03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:28,080 John. 5252 03:47:28,300 --> 03:47:31,660 Which is taking place on planet moon. 5253 03:47:32,060 --> 03:47:32,500 Alloys. 5254 03:47:33,440 --> 03:47:34,000 Rev counter. 5255 03:47:34,380 --> 03:47:35,080 Paddle shift. 5256 03:47:35,380 --> 03:47:35,940 Dream. 5257 03:47:36,180 --> 03:47:37,200 Spinny winny woo woo. 5258 03:47:37,320 --> 03:47:39,260 It's a powerful piece of s*** John. 5259 03:47:39,300 --> 03:47:40,480 You want to get your hands on it? 5260 03:47:40,580 --> 03:47:41,680 I called the dealership. 5261 03:47:41,900 --> 03:47:43,220 Told them you'll be down in the morning. 5262 03:47:43,460 --> 03:47:44,920 You're going to finance the f***er. 5263 03:47:45,160 --> 03:47:46,720 Don't make me look like a t***. 5264 03:47:46,720 --> 03:47:49,100 Super c***s. 5265 03:47:49,100 --> 03:47:50,320 Da da da da da da. 5266 03:47:50,320 --> 03:47:52,640 Da da da da da. 5267 03:47:52,640 --> 03:47:54,640 Da da da da da. 5268 03:47:54,640 --> 03:47:56,680 Da da da da da. 5269 03:47:56,680 --> 03:47:57,240 Da da da da da. 5270 03:47:57,240 --> 03:47:58,520 Da da da da da. 5271 03:47:58,520 --> 03:47:59,140 Da da da da da. 5272 03:47:59,140 --> 03:47:59,640 Da. 5273 03:48:03,640 --> 03:48:04,940 I'm feeling something right. 5274 03:48:05,160 --> 03:48:06,600 I'm feeling something right. 5275 03:48:07,720 --> 03:48:08,700 Tickets please. 5276 03:48:09,960 --> 03:48:11,320 You're on the train to the mountains. 5277 03:48:11,320 --> 03:48:13,200 I'm feeling something right. 5278 03:48:13,320 --> 03:48:15,100 I'm feeling something right. 5279 03:48:15,100 --> 03:48:17,560 I'm feeling something right. 5280 03:48:17,840 --> 03:48:19,820 I'm feeling something right. 5281 03:48:19,820 --> 03:48:20,260 Bye. 5282 03:48:20,260 --> 03:48:23,260 Journey. 5283 03:48:27,260 --> 03:48:28,060 Journey. 5284 03:48:28,060 --> 03:48:28,440 Journey. 5285 03:48:28,520 --> 03:48:32,200 Journey we more into the nightmare of the unknown. 5286 03:48:33,080 --> 03:48:34,300 I want to say a big thank you. 5287 03:48:34,940 --> 03:48:36,040 Connor Williams here. 5288 03:48:36,140 --> 03:48:37,080 Back in the Maybach. 5289 03:48:37,540 --> 03:48:39,240 Good to have you back guys. 5290 03:48:39,800 --> 03:48:43,700 As we just can't contain any more excitement here. 5291 03:48:44,240 --> 03:48:49,280 Ireland are through to the final of the European Championships 2020. 5292 03:48:50,480 --> 03:48:52,260 We didn't think we'd make it this far. 5293 03:48:52,860 --> 03:48:55,340 Although I'm not speaking for myself. 5294 03:48:55,460 --> 03:48:57,160 I did believe we had it in us. 5295 03:48:57,880 --> 03:49:02,620 And let's just take it to the final and see how we're going to get on against the big boys. 5296 03:49:02,760 --> 03:49:04,420 Because let's have a look here. 5297 03:49:06,500 --> 03:49:09,780 1-0 win from Belgium over Serbia. 5298 03:49:09,780 --> 03:49:13,820 It means that we are going to be going up against those big boys. 5299 03:49:15,120 --> 03:49:17,540 You've got your Lukaku's. 5300 03:49:18,440 --> 03:49:19,720 And all the rest of it. 5301 03:49:22,060 --> 03:49:23,220 Ireland, Belgium. 5302 03:49:24,640 --> 03:49:25,720 The final guys. 5303 03:49:27,680 --> 03:49:28,960 It's going to be amazing. 5304 03:49:31,100 --> 03:49:32,720 There's a lot riding on this. 5305 03:49:35,060 --> 03:49:36,380 And a nation's hopes. 5306 03:49:36,700 --> 03:49:37,300 Once again. 5307 03:49:38,520 --> 03:49:39,760 Rest on the shoulders. 5308 03:49:40,840 --> 03:49:42,680 Of an amazing group of players. 5309 03:49:43,280 --> 03:49:44,620 Who've worked so hard. 5310 03:49:44,740 --> 03:49:46,280 So tirelessly to do this. 5311 03:49:46,340 --> 03:49:47,280 To get this far. 5312 03:49:49,060 --> 03:49:50,560 We're all proud of you boys. 5313 03:49:50,940 --> 03:49:53,380 And we want to see you absolutely send it. 5314 03:49:54,820 --> 03:49:56,640 Into the next realm. 5315 03:49:57,700 --> 03:49:58,520 Before that. 5316 03:49:59,640 --> 03:50:01,360 Just a little bit of Mick Hucknall. 5317 03:50:01,800 --> 03:50:03,020 On the Iraq war. 5318 03:50:05,040 --> 03:50:06,680 What I would like to see happen. 5319 03:50:06,900 --> 03:50:09,540 Is that they send in that military force. 5320 03:50:09,960 --> 03:50:10,700 Get Saddam. 5321 03:50:11,120 --> 03:50:13,300 And then as the great late John Wayne might say. 5322 03:50:13,420 --> 03:50:14,460 Get the hell out of there. 5323 03:50:15,060 --> 03:50:16,000 You know they say. 5324 03:50:16,160 --> 03:50:17,120 It's none of our business. 5325 03:50:17,640 --> 03:50:19,560 If George Bush didn't make it his business. 5326 03:50:20,000 --> 03:50:21,380 All these sort of left wing. 5327 03:50:22,220 --> 03:50:23,500 Trendies would all be screaming. 5328 03:50:23,500 --> 03:50:25,300 That Bush isn't doing anything about this. 5329 03:50:25,520 --> 03:50:27,740 This dictator has killed a million people. 5330 03:50:28,200 --> 03:50:29,540 That France should name itself. 5331 03:50:29,700 --> 03:50:31,580 Rename its country to Au Contrère. 5332 03:50:31,780 --> 03:50:31,980 I think. 5333 03:50:32,080 --> 03:50:35,020 Because they seem to do everything the opposite to everybody else anyway. 5334 03:50:35,580 --> 03:50:39,380 And bearing in mind also that 38% of their oil revenue. 5335 03:50:39,620 --> 03:50:41,740 Their oil comes from Iraq. 5336 03:50:42,140 --> 03:50:44,060 The sheer hypocrisy of these people. 5337 03:50:44,200 --> 03:50:47,080 Accusing America of being in it for the oil. 5338 03:50:47,460 --> 03:50:48,580 Is almost laughable. 5339 03:50:49,240 --> 03:50:49,920 But interesting. 5340 03:50:50,080 --> 03:50:51,660 Just one other little aside. 5341 03:50:52,820 --> 03:50:55,340 The very interesting thing about France. 5342 03:50:55,500 --> 03:50:58,400 Is that not a lot of people know this. 5343 03:50:58,900 --> 03:51:00,100 But Bordeaux wine. 5344 03:51:00,220 --> 03:51:00,460 Right. 5345 03:51:00,940 --> 03:51:04,260 Is fortified with 19% Italian grapes. 5346 03:51:04,820 --> 03:51:08,760 And the grapes themselves were imported from America after the Second World War. 5347 03:51:08,900 --> 03:51:11,200 So this Levin Francaise. 5348 03:51:11,480 --> 03:51:14,360 Is not as Francaise as people like to think it is. 5349 03:51:14,440 --> 03:51:18,680 So you know that's another little image of France that's slightly shattered there. 5350 03:51:19,000 --> 03:51:19,580 Oh la la. 5351 03:51:19,740 --> 03:51:21,000 I better not come back. 5352 03:51:29,480 --> 03:51:47,000 Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric 5353 03:51:47,000 --> 03:51:57,080 Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric 5354 03:51:57,080 --> 03:52:02,860 Well, the scene is set for an amazing showpiece here. 5355 03:52:04,940 --> 03:52:07,740 The trophy at stake, the European Championship. 5356 03:52:09,020 --> 03:52:16,260 Ireland vying for the destiny of the European dream against Belgium. 5357 03:52:18,880 --> 03:52:21,340 Eden Hazard, the Garden of Eden. 5358 03:52:21,460 --> 03:52:25,160 They've even got Vertonghen on there, and we know what he's capable of. 5359 03:52:25,560 --> 03:52:26,040 Modric. 5360 03:52:26,040 --> 03:52:34,400 Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen. 5361 03:52:37,900 --> 03:52:40,560 Please stand for the Belgium National Sang. 5362 03:52:40,560 --> 03:52:52,920 Let's go. 5363 03:52:52,920 --> 03:52:55,080 Let's go. 5364 03:52:55,080 --> 03:53:10,820 Lovely tune. 5365 03:53:10,820 --> 03:53:13,840 Please stand for the Irish National Anthem. 5366 03:53:13,840 --> 03:53:14,800 Lovely tune. 5367 03:53:14,800 --> 03:53:17,800 Please stand for the Irish National Anthem. 5368 03:53:17,800 --> 03:53:47,780 Thank you. 5369 03:53:47,780 --> 03:54:17,760 Thank you. 5370 03:54:17,760 --> 03:54:18,660 Keep on keeping on. 5371 03:54:18,740 --> 03:54:21,720 Thank you very much for your tip. 5372 03:54:22,440 --> 03:54:23,840 And Bat-Bashuawe. 5373 03:54:24,520 --> 03:54:25,700 And Stephen's looking. 5374 03:54:25,920 --> 03:54:26,820 And Hazard. 5375 03:54:26,980 --> 03:54:27,860 He knows it's a big game. 5376 03:54:28,020 --> 03:54:28,460 Whelan. 5377 03:54:29,020 --> 03:54:32,400 Really looking to wheel and deal a few balls into the centre mixer. 5378 03:54:33,240 --> 03:54:34,780 With his fantastic play. 5379 03:54:35,840 --> 03:54:37,460 Just say one more thank you there. 5380 03:54:37,760 --> 03:54:38,980 To Schganner Martin. 5381 03:54:39,760 --> 03:54:46,660 Thank you very much Ganner Martin. 5382 03:54:47,920 --> 03:54:49,680 For your amazing tip. 5383 03:54:49,900 --> 03:54:51,800 And Hobnails floorboards. 5384 03:54:51,920 --> 03:54:54,600 Thank you very much for Hobnails floorboards. 5385 03:54:54,720 --> 03:54:55,000 Tommy. 5386 03:54:55,900 --> 03:54:57,100 This is to you Tommy. 5387 03:54:58,380 --> 03:55:01,060 Tommy please could you give a shout out to the floorboards. 5388 03:55:02,600 --> 03:55:04,300 In Hobnails desk. 5389 03:55:06,020 --> 03:55:07,040 What does that mean? 5390 03:55:07,600 --> 03:55:08,540 Don't have a clue man. 5391 03:55:09,000 --> 03:55:11,700 Poor chap has nowhere but the floors to work from home. 5392 03:55:12,400 --> 03:55:15,020 Big shout out there to floorboards in Hobnails desk. 5393 03:55:17,120 --> 03:55:18,420 That's fantastic stuff. 5394 03:55:18,740 --> 03:55:20,620 And also Higuita's scorpion kick. 5395 03:55:21,160 --> 03:55:24,340 Thank you very much for your lovely scorpion tip. 5396 03:55:25,400 --> 03:55:26,800 Imagine Rennie Higuita. 5397 03:55:27,560 --> 03:55:27,820 Uh. 5398 03:55:28,940 --> 03:55:29,800 Scorpion kicking. 5399 03:55:31,500 --> 03:55:31,900 Uh. 5400 03:55:31,980 --> 03:55:32,580 A tip to you. 5401 03:55:32,680 --> 03:55:33,720 Like a one euro coin. 5402 03:55:33,860 --> 03:55:35,400 Like Scorpion kick just gave you. 5403 03:55:35,660 --> 03:55:37,440 That's what I'm imagining right now. 5404 03:55:38,240 --> 03:55:39,260 That's why I said it. 5405 03:55:41,840 --> 03:55:43,120 Are we going to get on with the game? 5406 03:55:43,280 --> 03:55:43,820 Let's do it. 5407 03:55:43,940 --> 03:55:44,460 Let's do it. 5408 03:55:44,780 --> 03:55:45,980 The time for talk is over. 5409 03:55:46,260 --> 03:55:47,120 The time for goals. 5410 03:55:47,820 --> 03:55:48,740 From an Irish perspective. 5411 03:55:49,260 --> 03:55:50,140 Is about to begin. 5412 03:55:50,720 --> 03:55:51,820 Hobnails for floorboards. 5413 03:55:51,920 --> 03:55:52,680 Thank you very much. 5414 03:55:54,100 --> 03:55:55,160 Let the games begin. 5415 03:55:56,380 --> 03:55:57,000 My gold drink. 5416 03:55:58,800 --> 03:55:59,940 Sends the ball back to Duffy. 5417 03:56:00,000 --> 03:56:00,840 The game is underway. 5418 03:56:01,140 --> 03:56:01,860 Richard Keough. 5419 03:56:03,100 --> 03:56:03,860 End of Stevens. 5420 03:56:05,280 --> 03:56:07,380 We're believing in Stevens for this match. 5421 03:56:07,800 --> 03:56:08,840 And for the last few matches. 5422 03:56:08,980 --> 03:56:10,600 He's really stoked our belief. 5423 03:56:10,960 --> 03:56:12,380 With this player for Stoke City now. 5424 03:56:12,560 --> 03:56:12,920 McLean. 5425 03:56:13,160 --> 03:56:14,480 Threads a little needle through. 5426 03:56:14,680 --> 03:56:15,240 To McGoldrick. 5427 03:56:15,440 --> 03:56:15,860 McGoldrick. 5428 03:56:16,100 --> 03:56:17,820 Little lovely tender touch. 5429 03:56:18,240 --> 03:56:19,520 And it's a lovely rip. 5430 03:56:19,660 --> 03:56:19,940 Rep. 5431 03:56:20,100 --> 03:56:20,460 Cracker. 5432 03:56:20,600 --> 03:56:20,880 Sacker. 5433 03:56:21,360 --> 03:56:23,240 Which smacks off of the backhander. 5434 03:56:24,060 --> 03:56:25,000 Of that goalkeeper. 5435 03:56:25,480 --> 03:56:26,320 Who plays for Belgium. 5436 03:56:29,020 --> 03:56:30,360 Nice opening play from Ireland. 5437 03:56:32,680 --> 03:56:33,700 That's what you want to see. 5438 03:56:35,080 --> 03:56:35,380 Corte. 5439 03:56:36,580 --> 03:56:37,680 Un, deux, trois. 5440 03:56:38,880 --> 03:56:39,700 One, two, three. 5441 03:56:40,960 --> 03:56:42,600 He's some man for the keepsakes. 5442 03:56:43,620 --> 03:56:44,060 Brady. 5443 03:56:44,700 --> 03:56:46,040 Launches a Brady ball. 5444 03:56:46,040 --> 03:56:47,940 Into the central mixing unit. 5445 03:56:48,480 --> 03:56:49,420 It's headed away cool. 5446 03:56:49,560 --> 03:56:50,900 Calmly and cucumberistically. 5447 03:56:51,100 --> 03:56:52,300 By the Belgium boys. 5448 03:56:52,880 --> 03:56:54,820 The Chucky Chucky Lulas. 5449 03:56:55,860 --> 03:56:56,800 The Chucky Lulas. 5450 03:56:57,340 --> 03:56:57,520 No. 5451 03:56:57,620 --> 03:56:58,440 I'd say that'd be us. 5452 03:56:58,980 --> 03:57:00,320 Batis Yuha is here now. 5453 03:57:00,520 --> 03:57:01,380 And look at this lad. 5454 03:57:01,460 --> 03:57:01,840 Here now. 5455 03:57:02,000 --> 03:57:02,360 Hazard. 5456 03:57:02,560 --> 03:57:04,080 He's hazarded a guess. 5457 03:57:04,380 --> 03:57:05,640 And he's guessed the right way. 5458 03:57:05,960 --> 03:57:08,600 Straight down the side hatch of the onion sack. 5459 03:57:08,680 --> 03:57:10,140 And that's not good for us today. 5460 03:57:10,900 --> 03:57:12,380 With these Mertens lads. 5461 03:57:13,520 --> 03:57:14,180 That's Mertens. 5462 03:57:14,260 --> 03:57:15,260 I thought it was hazard. 5463 03:57:16,340 --> 03:57:16,860 I tell you. 5464 03:57:17,600 --> 03:57:19,560 You wouldn't feckin' know who they are. 5465 03:57:19,560 --> 03:57:21,680 They're coming out the woodwork left, right and center. 5466 03:57:22,180 --> 03:57:23,640 And it's a hazard for us. 5467 03:57:26,900 --> 03:57:27,380 Maglachan. 5468 03:57:27,480 --> 03:57:29,800 Thank you very much my friend for your tip. 5469 03:57:30,500 --> 03:57:31,180 I'm sorry. 5470 03:57:31,400 --> 03:57:31,720 It's just. 5471 03:57:32,180 --> 03:57:32,860 Having witnessed. 5472 03:57:32,980 --> 03:57:34,500 I'm very appreciative of that. 5473 03:57:34,600 --> 03:57:34,720 Just. 5474 03:57:35,820 --> 03:57:38,120 It wasn't the start we were hoping for today. 5475 03:57:38,220 --> 03:57:39,640 And you can see the Irish faithful. 5476 03:57:39,780 --> 03:57:41,280 The heads go with the hands. 5477 03:57:41,280 --> 03:57:41,520 Isn't. 5478 03:57:42,860 --> 03:57:43,880 It's not the start. 5479 03:57:43,960 --> 03:57:44,400 Is it Tom? 5480 03:57:45,660 --> 03:57:46,120 Look at. 5481 03:57:46,280 --> 03:57:48,020 We need to maintain composure. 5482 03:57:48,160 --> 03:57:50,080 That this is the kick up the arse you need. 5483 03:57:51,040 --> 03:57:52,040 Feel the dream. 5484 03:57:52,940 --> 03:57:53,280 Just sideburns. 5485 03:57:54,000 --> 03:57:55,700 Thank you very much for your tip there. 5486 03:57:56,740 --> 03:57:59,320 I'm willing to get on board with you with this one Tommy. 5487 03:58:00,340 --> 03:58:02,920 Let's take this as a lesson and let's move on lads. 5488 03:58:03,000 --> 03:58:03,460 Come on. 5489 03:58:03,920 --> 03:58:04,780 Keep it on the deck. 5490 03:58:04,900 --> 03:58:05,960 Keep it nice and tight. 5491 03:58:06,080 --> 03:58:08,140 Don't be trying any of your fancy stuff now. 5492 03:58:09,220 --> 03:58:10,700 It's not the Bernabeau lads. 5493 03:58:11,640 --> 03:58:13,640 Far from the Bernabeau you were reared. 5494 03:58:15,140 --> 03:58:18,300 But we're going to give these lads a Berna Blashed. 5495 03:58:19,080 --> 03:58:20,680 Blashing the fear into their hearts. 5496 03:58:20,920 --> 03:58:22,480 With our Blash balls. 5497 03:58:23,620 --> 03:58:25,600 A couple of balls have come in now. 5498 03:58:25,800 --> 03:58:26,740 Hendrik has got one of them. 5499 03:58:27,340 --> 03:58:28,480 He gives it to McLean. 5500 03:58:28,640 --> 03:58:29,240 Find space. 5501 03:58:30,400 --> 03:58:31,100 Taken down. 5502 03:58:31,800 --> 03:58:34,860 Very very very nastily by the. 5503 03:58:35,660 --> 03:58:36,080 Ah. 5504 03:58:37,060 --> 03:58:37,960 Come on ref. 5505 03:58:38,620 --> 03:58:39,520 You're meant to be. 5506 03:58:40,480 --> 03:58:41,320 Impartial Francis. 5507 03:58:42,000 --> 03:58:42,900 Yeah but the referee. 5508 03:58:43,420 --> 03:58:44,500 He's blocking McLean. 5509 03:58:44,860 --> 03:58:46,100 He's just took him out the game. 5510 03:58:46,220 --> 03:58:46,900 Body checked him. 5511 03:58:47,860 --> 03:58:48,480 Come on man. 5512 03:58:48,960 --> 03:58:50,240 Just pretend you're. 5513 03:58:50,560 --> 03:58:52,760 You don't support the team that you're commenting on. 5514 03:58:52,760 --> 03:58:53,800 That's how you get the gigs. 5515 03:58:57,260 --> 03:58:57,660 Belgian. 5516 03:58:59,040 --> 03:59:01,600 Passing the ball around like scared men now. 5517 03:59:02,920 --> 03:59:04,480 They look kind of confident to me. 5518 03:59:05,280 --> 03:59:06,180 Yeah well it's false. 5519 03:59:06,520 --> 03:59:07,540 Modest confidence. 5520 03:59:07,900 --> 03:59:08,540 As McLean. 5521 03:59:08,640 --> 03:59:10,460 Picks up a bit of scrappage on the wing. 5522 03:59:10,960 --> 03:59:12,160 Feeds it forward to McGoldrick. 5523 03:59:12,220 --> 03:59:14,320 Who in turn feeds Hendrik a lovely ball. 5524 03:59:14,720 --> 03:59:16,680 He's got a through ball feeder attached to him. 5525 03:59:16,840 --> 03:59:17,800 As he tries to give it. 5526 03:59:18,120 --> 03:59:18,800 To another lad. 5527 03:59:18,880 --> 03:59:20,420 But it's too little too late. 5528 03:59:20,840 --> 03:59:21,500 And don't you know it. 5529 03:59:21,520 --> 03:59:23,780 Everyone had gone home by the time he tried to sell the tickets. 5530 03:59:24,580 --> 03:59:25,460 That fella now. 5531 03:59:25,920 --> 03:59:26,520 Batis Waha. 5532 03:59:26,820 --> 03:59:27,920 He's doing well for himself. 5533 03:59:28,440 --> 03:59:28,960 Playing the gig. 5534 03:59:29,060 --> 03:59:30,620 Playing the gig at Chelsea he is. 5535 03:59:31,480 --> 03:59:31,860 I see him. 5536 03:59:31,860 --> 03:59:33,100 He's got a couple of Galacticos. 5537 03:59:33,360 --> 03:59:34,160 Either side of him there. 5538 03:59:34,640 --> 03:59:35,720 Through ball here to who? 5539 03:59:36,260 --> 03:59:36,660 Hendrik. 5540 03:59:36,740 --> 03:59:37,520 But it's a blanker. 5541 03:59:37,940 --> 03:59:39,340 And it lands with the man. 5542 03:59:39,420 --> 03:59:40,100 The central back. 5543 03:59:40,880 --> 03:59:43,560 Who feeds it back out to his boys on the right hand side. 5544 03:59:44,220 --> 03:59:45,080 And Wiesel now. 5545 03:59:45,820 --> 03:59:46,220 Finding. 5546 03:59:47,320 --> 03:59:48,060 Batongen. 5547 03:59:48,880 --> 03:59:49,360 Batongen. 5548 03:59:49,440 --> 03:59:50,360 Or Vankenen. 5549 03:59:50,460 --> 03:59:50,660 Sorry. 5550 03:59:51,020 --> 03:59:51,980 It feeds it to Batis Waha. 5551 03:59:52,500 --> 03:59:55,080 Lovely left handed outstretched save. 5552 03:59:55,340 --> 03:59:56,600 By Randolph the Great. 5553 03:59:58,600 --> 03:59:59,440 Oh. 5554 03:59:59,780 --> 04:00:00,980 Oh my god. 5555 04:00:01,540 --> 04:00:03,500 It's just not happening for us. 5556 04:00:05,440 --> 04:00:06,620 Come on lads. 5557 04:00:07,960 --> 04:00:09,500 We're letting this slip. 5558 04:00:10,440 --> 04:00:11,860 We're letting this slip. 5559 04:00:12,220 --> 04:00:12,920 It's not. 5560 04:00:13,560 --> 04:00:15,620 The way it was meant to be written. 5561 04:00:23,560 --> 04:00:24,520 It's a great goal. 5562 04:00:24,600 --> 04:00:25,640 He took it well in fairness. 5563 04:00:25,780 --> 04:00:27,180 What the fuck were we at like? 5564 04:00:28,300 --> 04:00:29,600 Remain composed Francis. 5565 04:00:30,100 --> 04:00:31,520 What the fuck were we doing? 5566 04:00:32,520 --> 04:00:34,260 You don't be swearing on our please. 5567 04:00:34,680 --> 04:00:35,940 It's gonna get the show cancelled. 5568 04:00:37,520 --> 04:00:40,260 Did they not fucking see the ball coming towards them? 5569 04:00:40,260 --> 04:00:43,560 Come on lads. 5570 04:00:43,620 --> 04:00:44,120 Get a goal. 5571 04:00:44,640 --> 04:00:45,200 On me all. 5572 04:00:47,720 --> 04:00:48,120 Whelan. 5573 04:00:48,440 --> 04:00:48,920 And Deelen. 5574 04:00:49,740 --> 04:00:51,460 Schleises it to Hurricane Horahan. 5575 04:00:52,080 --> 04:00:52,480 Horahan. 5576 04:00:52,720 --> 04:00:53,340 Stephens now. 5577 04:00:53,420 --> 04:00:53,940 Into Stephens. 5578 04:00:54,000 --> 04:00:54,440 To McLean. 5579 04:00:54,500 --> 04:00:56,300 He's looking clean and lean on the lean. 5580 04:00:56,500 --> 04:00:57,540 Mean wing machine. 5581 04:00:57,680 --> 04:00:59,040 As he gives a lovely little through ball. 5582 04:00:59,120 --> 04:00:59,840 Has too much on it. 5583 04:01:00,120 --> 04:01:00,560 Center back. 5584 04:01:00,720 --> 04:01:01,500 Sweeps up the dirt. 5585 04:01:02,040 --> 04:01:02,740 And look at this. 5586 04:01:03,180 --> 04:01:03,820 Wiesel crack. 5587 04:01:04,520 --> 04:01:05,720 The Borussia Dortmund dirt. 5588 04:01:06,240 --> 04:01:06,900 The dirtster. 5589 04:01:07,600 --> 04:01:08,880 He's doing well for himself. 5590 04:01:09,560 --> 04:01:11,620 As well as the other lads around this team. 5591 04:01:11,720 --> 04:01:13,240 They're all playing for the top clubs. 5592 04:01:13,420 --> 04:01:14,000 The top boys. 5593 04:01:14,140 --> 04:01:14,300 You know. 5594 04:01:14,820 --> 04:01:15,600 Look at this now. 5595 04:01:16,000 --> 04:01:17,800 That fella is a danger zone. 5596 04:01:17,900 --> 04:01:18,620 We need to mark him. 5597 04:01:18,660 --> 04:01:19,700 And we need to mark him fast. 5598 04:01:19,760 --> 04:01:20,660 He's gonna get a second. 5599 04:01:22,440 --> 04:01:23,660 Hard to see how we're gonna. 5600 04:01:25,660 --> 04:01:26,340 Control him. 5601 04:01:26,500 --> 04:01:26,920 He's just. 5602 04:01:27,560 --> 04:01:28,860 Playing the game at a different. 5603 04:01:29,440 --> 04:01:29,800 Level. 5604 04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:31,640 It has to be said. 5605 04:01:33,280 --> 04:01:34,140 Come on lads. 5606 04:01:34,220 --> 04:01:35,060 Pull the socks up. 5607 04:01:36,020 --> 04:01:36,340 Keo. 5608 04:01:37,300 --> 04:01:38,400 Sweeps up the balloon. 5609 04:01:38,600 --> 04:01:40,800 Tries to funnel it out to Coleman. 5610 04:01:40,940 --> 04:01:41,500 He does so. 5611 04:01:41,580 --> 04:01:41,960 And Coleman. 5612 04:01:42,400 --> 04:01:44,080 He's giving it to Brady now. 5613 04:01:44,300 --> 04:01:45,060 Ronaldo Brady. 5614 04:01:45,220 --> 04:01:45,540 Forward. 5615 04:01:45,780 --> 04:01:46,880 To Johnny Hendricks. 5616 04:01:47,280 --> 04:01:48,980 He's got a little bit of space and time. 5617 04:01:49,340 --> 04:01:51,260 He finds McGoldrick with a blank ball. 5618 04:01:51,420 --> 04:01:52,300 It's blocked back. 5619 04:01:52,560 --> 04:01:54,460 And Brady is back on the attack again. 5620 04:01:55,120 --> 04:01:55,520 Hendricks. 5621 04:01:55,600 --> 04:01:56,680 Sees a man making a run. 5622 04:01:56,740 --> 04:01:58,140 But he doesn't have the balls to give him the ball. 5623 04:01:58,240 --> 04:01:59,140 And Coleman's got it. 5624 04:01:59,420 --> 04:02:00,760 Coleman's got a lot of time. 5625 04:02:01,120 --> 04:02:02,540 Coleman could give it to McGoldrick. 5626 04:02:03,240 --> 04:02:04,640 But it's Hurrihan. 5627 04:02:04,940 --> 04:02:05,560 The hurricane. 5628 04:02:06,260 --> 04:02:06,700 Sends. 5629 04:02:07,060 --> 04:02:08,000 An act of nature. 5630 04:02:08,160 --> 04:02:09,000 An act of God. 5631 04:02:09,800 --> 04:02:11,160 Into the back of the sack. 5632 04:02:13,460 --> 04:02:15,240 And that's just what we needed right now. 5633 04:02:15,280 --> 04:02:16,080 A bullet ball. 5634 04:02:16,800 --> 04:02:18,220 Right when it meant something. 5635 04:02:19,160 --> 04:02:20,300 Right when it meant it. 5636 04:02:21,460 --> 04:02:22,760 The hurricane Hurrihan. 5637 04:02:25,440 --> 04:02:26,540 Intel fun boys. 5638 04:02:27,320 --> 04:02:28,220 Thank you very much. 5639 04:02:29,760 --> 04:02:31,160 Just when it meant it you know. 5640 04:02:32,400 --> 04:02:33,980 Just when it meant it indeed. 5641 04:02:34,160 --> 04:02:34,440 Coleman. 5642 04:02:35,300 --> 04:02:38,320 Doing well to pick out Hurricane Hurrihan. 5643 04:02:39,400 --> 04:02:40,180 In that mix. 5644 04:02:40,240 --> 04:02:40,880 And look who was there. 5645 04:02:41,580 --> 04:02:41,980 Vertonghen. 5646 04:02:42,660 --> 04:02:43,140 Vertonghen. 5647 04:02:43,220 --> 04:02:45,240 Looking dejected as the ball went in. 5648 04:02:45,640 --> 04:02:46,160 Vertonghen. 5649 04:02:46,640 --> 04:02:47,240 Vertonghen. 5650 04:02:47,620 --> 04:02:48,260 Vertonghen. 5651 04:02:48,540 --> 04:02:51,220 Well who's Vertonghen now Vertonghen? 5652 04:02:52,400 --> 04:02:53,520 Still getting bad Francis. 5653 04:02:53,640 --> 04:02:54,460 Don't be rubbing it in. 5654 04:02:55,080 --> 04:02:55,440 Oh yeah. 5655 04:02:55,800 --> 04:02:56,300 Come on lads. 5656 04:02:56,320 --> 04:02:58,060 We need to get the fucking Vertonghen's up. 5657 04:02:58,720 --> 04:03:01,040 And send that ball into the back of the sack. 5658 04:03:01,100 --> 04:03:02,100 Before the second half. 5659 04:03:02,160 --> 04:03:04,960 If we're to have any hint of a chance. 5660 04:03:05,400 --> 04:03:06,860 Of coming away with a comfortable one. 5661 04:03:07,900 --> 04:03:08,860 As Belgium. 5662 04:03:09,340 --> 04:03:10,960 Look to build up play from the back. 5663 04:03:11,020 --> 04:03:11,920 With that man Hazard. 5664 04:03:11,980 --> 04:03:12,820 He's got a great touch. 5665 04:03:12,860 --> 04:03:14,360 He sends it into Vankanen. 5666 04:03:14,880 --> 04:03:15,800 What a Vankanen. 5667 04:03:15,800 --> 04:03:17,860 Who managed to slot it to Mertens. 5668 04:03:18,480 --> 04:03:18,880 Mertens. 5669 04:03:19,980 --> 04:03:21,420 Must have been wearing his Dr. Mertens. 5670 04:03:21,520 --> 04:03:23,820 Because he had zero touch or control over that. 5671 04:03:23,900 --> 04:03:24,320 Hazard. 5672 04:03:24,560 --> 04:03:26,940 It's going to hazard a ball into the area if we don't close him down. 5673 04:03:27,060 --> 04:03:29,440 And three men on one certainly makes sure of that. 5674 04:03:29,720 --> 04:03:31,280 As McGoldrick is found now. 5675 04:03:31,460 --> 04:03:32,840 We have a bit of space and time. 5676 04:03:33,120 --> 04:03:34,300 He gives it over to Hendrick. 5677 04:03:34,360 --> 04:03:36,020 He's got two men in support in front of him. 5678 04:03:36,280 --> 04:03:37,040 Hurrahan's one of them. 5679 04:03:37,040 --> 04:03:37,620 The goal scorer. 5680 04:03:37,620 --> 04:03:38,800 Sends it to McLean. 5681 04:03:39,000 --> 04:03:40,340 McLean wants Hurrahan to run. 5682 04:03:40,400 --> 04:03:41,820 But he's got no steam left in the tank. 5683 04:03:42,000 --> 04:03:43,000 He's going to have to go backwards. 5684 04:03:43,640 --> 04:03:44,480 And that he does. 5685 04:03:45,680 --> 04:03:46,320 McLean now. 5686 04:03:46,660 --> 04:03:48,360 Maybe going to get a cross ball into his. 5687 04:03:49,000 --> 04:03:50,600 Send the head into the mixer. 5688 04:03:51,060 --> 04:03:52,120 Head of lettuce goes in. 5689 04:03:52,380 --> 04:03:53,800 But it's a cabbage to the cabbage. 5690 04:03:54,260 --> 04:04:00,400 And it looks like Belgium are going to fucking eat veg until the cattle come back to the gaff. 5691 04:04:01,060 --> 04:04:02,420 All cows come home. 5692 04:04:02,780 --> 04:04:04,160 Other sayings are available. 5693 04:04:05,380 --> 04:04:09,000 Belgium are trying to build up a bit of blank out the back with Vertonghen. 5694 04:04:09,100 --> 04:04:10,240 But it's an absolute. 5695 04:04:10,560 --> 04:04:11,080 Vertonghen. 5696 04:04:11,440 --> 04:04:12,160 Vertonghen. 5697 04:04:12,520 --> 04:04:13,200 Vertonghen. 5698 04:04:13,600 --> 04:04:14,280 Vertonghen. 5699 04:04:14,700 --> 04:04:15,360 Vertonghen. 5700 04:04:15,800 --> 04:04:17,040 Coleman with the throw. 5701 04:04:17,340 --> 04:04:18,920 But he's not a cold-handed man. 5702 04:04:18,980 --> 04:04:22,140 It's a warming reception he gets from his respective player man. 5703 04:04:22,360 --> 04:04:23,560 Now it's Hendrik on the balloon. 5704 04:04:23,840 --> 04:04:24,180 Hendrik. 5705 04:04:24,420 --> 04:04:25,020 To McGoldrick. 5706 04:04:25,220 --> 04:04:25,660 McGoldrick. 5707 04:04:25,880 --> 04:04:26,560 Back to Hendrik. 5708 04:04:26,780 --> 04:04:27,560 Can't find him. 5709 04:04:27,860 --> 04:04:29,180 Cut out by Vistlecrack. 5710 04:04:29,420 --> 04:04:30,020 Vistlecrack. 5711 04:04:30,220 --> 04:04:31,180 Sends it back to Velen. 5712 04:04:31,620 --> 04:04:31,980 Velen. 5713 04:04:32,420 --> 04:04:33,280 Over to Hendrik. 5714 04:04:33,360 --> 04:04:34,240 He's got space and time. 5715 04:04:34,300 --> 04:04:34,760 He should shoot. 5716 04:04:34,820 --> 04:04:35,280 He does. 5717 04:04:36,060 --> 04:04:36,420 Oh. 5718 04:04:36,840 --> 04:04:39,380 And it just glides past the post. 5719 04:04:39,600 --> 04:04:41,980 No worry there at all for Courtois. 5720 04:04:44,980 --> 04:04:46,040 Un, deux, trois. 5721 04:04:47,480 --> 04:04:52,020 Attempts you'll need to be able to even rattle that lad. 5722 04:04:54,120 --> 04:04:55,900 Forty-two minutes on the clock now. 5723 04:04:57,200 --> 04:05:00,600 Ireland could really do with nicking something just before the break. 5724 04:05:01,140 --> 04:05:03,160 But have they got it inside the tank? 5725 04:05:06,220 --> 04:05:08,020 That remains to be seen. 5726 04:05:08,760 --> 04:05:09,120 Belgium. 5727 04:05:09,940 --> 04:05:13,040 Building up momentum down the left-hand flank of the pitch. 5728 04:05:13,400 --> 04:05:16,420 Send a balloon sky high to a lad out wide. 5729 04:05:16,880 --> 04:05:18,040 Doesn't get cleaned up. 5730 04:05:18,480 --> 04:05:20,920 And Vistlecrack has got the ball in the middle of the shanker. 5731 04:05:21,260 --> 04:05:22,960 And it looks like Ravi Shanker now. 5732 04:05:23,360 --> 04:05:27,740 He's got the sitar out and he's sat down with the sitar and he's about to do a bit of business. 5733 04:05:28,240 --> 04:05:31,100 He's about to lay down a bit of shank. 5734 04:05:32,900 --> 04:05:34,980 And that's the end of the half there, Tommy. 5735 04:05:34,980 --> 04:05:36,080 What do you make of that? 5736 04:05:36,920 --> 04:05:39,940 Absolutely incredible work from the boys to come back. 5737 04:05:40,360 --> 04:05:40,980 Two nil down. 5738 04:05:41,120 --> 04:05:41,640 Not easy. 5739 04:05:42,200 --> 04:05:44,580 They could have lied down and just gone to sleep. 5740 04:05:45,020 --> 04:05:48,380 They could have lied up and gone to sleep like an old cat. 5741 04:05:48,800 --> 04:05:50,100 But they stayed awake. 5742 04:05:50,180 --> 04:05:50,760 Isn't that it? 5743 04:05:52,120 --> 04:05:52,980 Belgian cocklets. 5744 04:05:53,060 --> 04:05:53,840 Thank you very much. 5745 04:05:54,800 --> 04:05:55,420 They stayed awake. 5746 04:05:55,500 --> 04:05:56,260 The boys stayed awake. 5747 04:05:57,000 --> 04:05:57,920 And they got the shots on. 5748 04:05:59,120 --> 04:06:00,020 A few highlights there. 5749 04:06:00,100 --> 04:06:01,800 That half wasn't without its highlights. 5750 04:06:01,900 --> 04:06:03,000 Great tip-off from us. 5751 04:06:03,380 --> 04:06:05,560 I have to remark upon that. 5752 04:06:06,060 --> 04:06:07,700 Look at this little shot here from Hendrik. 5753 04:06:07,800 --> 04:06:08,880 Tell me more about it, Tom. 5754 04:06:09,140 --> 04:06:11,840 Well, it is a shot from Hendrik. 5755 04:06:12,420 --> 04:06:14,280 And it is his half Courtois' hand. 5756 04:06:14,820 --> 04:06:16,620 And that's a standard kind of move for him. 5757 04:06:16,760 --> 04:06:18,160 Being a goalkeeper, he has to do that. 5758 04:06:19,180 --> 04:06:19,580 Indeed. 5759 04:06:19,820 --> 04:06:21,080 And look at him there, Courtois. 5760 04:06:22,140 --> 04:06:25,080 Next up, we had another little bit of funny business. 5761 04:06:25,180 --> 04:06:27,360 This time, the other end of the pitch by Batiswahi. 5762 04:06:27,620 --> 04:06:33,660 Who managed to get feckin' Behemoth or Mertens onto the ball. 5763 04:06:34,500 --> 04:06:34,760 Yep. 5764 04:06:35,260 --> 04:06:37,180 It was Batiswahi with the assist. 5765 04:06:37,320 --> 04:06:38,820 And they both love each other so much. 5766 04:06:39,240 --> 04:06:42,640 That the only way they could show each other their appreciation is by headbutting each other. 5767 04:06:43,160 --> 04:06:43,760 And look at that. 5768 04:06:44,100 --> 04:06:47,120 It was Mertens that had the blashed boots on. 5769 04:06:48,620 --> 04:06:50,080 He got to wear the blashed boots. 5770 04:06:50,720 --> 04:06:52,420 He got to wear the blashed boots. 5771 04:06:52,940 --> 04:06:53,680 But tell me this. 5772 04:06:54,260 --> 04:06:57,060 It was your man who had the blast ball header machine. 5773 04:06:57,300 --> 04:06:58,580 Fitted onto his skull. 5774 04:06:59,040 --> 04:07:00,760 For the second goal, was it not? 5775 04:07:01,220 --> 04:07:03,520 Indeed, he has had a bit of blashed technology. 5776 04:07:04,360 --> 04:07:06,280 Grafted onto his head, you can see there. 5777 04:07:07,020 --> 04:07:09,760 I think that's just dreadlocks or his hair. 5778 04:07:10,060 --> 04:07:10,360 No. 5779 04:07:10,780 --> 04:07:13,480 There's an invisible bit of blashed work. 5780 04:07:13,580 --> 04:07:15,020 It's new modern technology. 5781 04:07:15,300 --> 04:07:16,760 Lads get it on top of their dome. 5782 04:07:17,180 --> 04:07:19,040 If they like to do a bit of blashed work. 5783 04:07:20,040 --> 04:07:21,420 I'll take your word for it, Tommy. 5784 04:07:21,640 --> 04:07:22,860 This is our goal anyway. 5785 04:07:23,400 --> 04:07:24,120 Hurricane Hurricane. 5786 04:07:24,740 --> 04:07:26,320 Rippling the net with the force of nature. 5787 04:07:27,540 --> 04:07:28,220 Got a big... 5788 04:07:28,220 --> 04:07:30,800 Got to give a big shout out to Coleman for that assist. 5789 04:07:32,020 --> 04:07:33,780 Powerful bit of pile driving down the wing. 5790 04:07:33,900 --> 04:07:34,440 He does be doing. 5791 04:07:35,300 --> 04:07:38,180 And the final shot of the match here. 5792 04:07:38,900 --> 04:07:42,780 John Hendrick or Jimi Hendricks with a blank ball. 5793 04:07:43,660 --> 04:07:44,280 Coming up. 5794 04:07:44,420 --> 04:07:45,040 More Vertonghen. 5795 04:07:45,120 --> 04:07:45,680 Don't go away. 5796 04:07:45,680 --> 04:08:08,540 Welcome back to the action here. 5797 04:08:08,640 --> 04:08:10,660 We're about to get the second half underway. 5798 04:08:11,800 --> 04:08:13,000 Bring Collins on. 5799 04:08:13,140 --> 04:08:13,960 Thank you very much. 5800 04:08:16,160 --> 04:08:18,460 We will bring him on, but maybe not just yet. 5801 04:08:21,360 --> 04:08:24,400 As Belgium get the game underway. 5802 04:08:25,880 --> 04:08:28,520 His Witzelcracker gives it to Hazard. 5803 04:08:28,740 --> 04:08:29,160 Hazard. 5804 04:08:29,260 --> 04:08:30,580 We need to fucking take him down. 5805 04:08:31,660 --> 04:08:32,620 And that's the end of it. 5806 04:08:33,300 --> 04:08:35,300 I'm not going to make any bones about that. 5807 04:08:35,460 --> 04:08:37,000 He needs to be taken the fuck out. 5808 04:08:38,320 --> 04:08:38,600 Francis. 5809 04:08:39,520 --> 04:08:40,600 It's the last time. 5810 04:08:40,880 --> 04:08:43,640 We're not going to get hired if you keep swearing like that. 5811 04:08:46,600 --> 04:08:47,380 I get you. 5812 04:08:47,520 --> 04:08:48,100 I get you. 5813 04:08:48,220 --> 04:08:48,800 I get you. 5814 04:08:48,880 --> 04:08:49,540 But it's tough. 5815 04:08:50,360 --> 04:08:54,980 As we see our team flail at the edges whenever we get the ball. 5816 04:08:55,080 --> 04:08:55,680 You know what I mean? 5817 04:08:56,520 --> 04:08:57,460 I know it's frustrating. 5818 04:08:57,820 --> 04:08:58,040 Look. 5819 04:08:58,140 --> 04:08:59,460 But we've been built on frustration. 5820 04:08:59,660 --> 04:09:00,360 We can handle it. 5821 04:09:00,920 --> 04:09:07,660 Our toleration for frustration is probably the most in our nation out of all the other nations. 5822 04:09:08,660 --> 04:09:11,780 Lovely bit of ball work there bringing us the corner ball. 5823 04:09:12,340 --> 04:09:15,000 His Hazard fails to keep the Hazard at bay. 5824 04:09:16,000 --> 04:09:17,180 And it's Brady now. 5825 04:09:17,240 --> 04:09:18,540 He's going to loft the balloon in. 5826 04:09:19,240 --> 04:09:20,400 Sensually and optimistically. 5827 04:09:20,740 --> 04:09:21,700 And it's got a foot on it. 5828 04:09:21,920 --> 04:09:23,380 It's just gone into the side net. 5829 04:09:24,220 --> 04:09:25,040 Very close. 5830 04:09:26,020 --> 04:09:27,600 Very, very close there. 5831 04:09:28,820 --> 04:09:30,320 I think it was McGoldrick. 5832 04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:33,320 Vertonghen's Sweaty Cabbage. 5833 04:09:33,420 --> 04:09:34,840 Thank you very much for your tip there. 5834 04:09:35,980 --> 04:09:38,860 And thank you very much for Planet Quad Core. 5835 04:09:39,300 --> 04:09:40,260 Int Schmel. 5836 04:09:40,260 --> 04:09:41,660 Thank you very much for that. 5837 04:09:44,220 --> 04:09:45,520 Kevin De Bruyne. 5838 04:09:45,520 --> 04:09:49,640 Witzel. 5839 04:09:50,960 --> 04:09:52,660 They're all solid stars. 5840 04:09:53,300 --> 04:09:53,640 I know. 5841 04:09:53,740 --> 04:09:56,620 That's why you don't want any of them to get a hold of the balloon. 5842 04:09:57,240 --> 04:09:57,700 Look at this. 5843 04:09:57,760 --> 04:09:58,200 McGoldrick. 5844 04:09:58,320 --> 04:09:59,580 Lovely bit of touch work there. 5845 04:09:59,840 --> 04:10:00,700 Sends it to Hurrahan. 5846 04:10:00,800 --> 04:10:01,700 Bit of a touch up needed. 5847 04:10:02,580 --> 04:10:02,860 Stevens. 5848 04:10:04,100 --> 04:10:05,320 It's even Stevens now. 5849 04:10:05,840 --> 04:10:06,640 Sends it to McLean. 5850 04:10:06,720 --> 04:10:07,600 Lovely bit of space. 5851 04:10:08,440 --> 04:10:08,860 McLean. 5852 04:10:09,380 --> 04:10:10,860 Could have done a little bit better with the ball. 5853 04:10:10,960 --> 04:10:11,480 Giving it away. 5854 04:10:11,580 --> 04:10:13,140 It's such a crucial part of the field. 5855 04:10:13,480 --> 04:10:13,720 I know. 5856 04:10:14,040 --> 04:10:15,360 It's time and time I give him the same. 5857 04:10:15,360 --> 04:10:16,060 But look at this. 5858 04:10:16,240 --> 04:10:16,940 Keogh on the ball now. 5859 04:10:17,240 --> 04:10:18,960 Keogh gives it to McGoldrick. 5860 04:10:19,180 --> 04:10:19,600 McGoldrick. 5861 04:10:19,840 --> 04:10:20,560 Threw ball to who? 5862 04:10:20,700 --> 04:10:21,320 No one there. 5863 04:10:22,020 --> 04:10:22,580 No one there. 5864 04:10:23,240 --> 04:10:23,880 Back again. 5865 04:10:24,640 --> 04:10:25,380 Play the one too. 5866 04:10:26,280 --> 04:10:26,640 Hendrick. 5867 04:10:27,480 --> 04:10:28,100 To McGoldrick. 5868 04:10:28,760 --> 04:10:28,880 Oh. 5869 04:10:29,100 --> 04:10:29,480 McGoldrick. 5870 04:10:31,480 --> 04:10:32,660 They're trying to walk it in. 5871 04:10:32,660 --> 04:10:32,700 They're trying to walk it in. 5872 04:10:35,120 --> 04:10:36,220 On the edge of the area. 5873 04:10:36,360 --> 04:10:36,740 Hendrick. 5874 04:10:37,240 --> 04:10:38,560 Finds nobody again. 5875 04:10:38,680 --> 04:10:40,800 It's a real blank ball scenario. 5876 04:10:41,040 --> 04:10:42,100 Again and again and again. 5877 04:10:42,180 --> 04:10:42,620 And it's hard. 5878 04:10:42,740 --> 04:10:43,960 We're not winning the blanks. 5879 04:10:45,300 --> 04:10:46,680 We're firing blanks. 5880 04:10:51,680 --> 04:10:52,000 Lads. 5881 04:10:52,060 --> 04:10:52,460 Come on. 5882 04:10:53,100 --> 04:10:53,440 Riff. 5883 04:10:53,600 --> 04:10:54,140 Come on. 5884 04:11:00,640 --> 04:11:02,160 One thing these guys are good at. 5885 04:11:03,420 --> 04:11:04,560 Top premiership stars. 5886 04:11:05,380 --> 04:11:05,880 Top league. 5887 04:11:06,120 --> 04:11:06,860 European players. 5888 04:11:07,820 --> 04:11:09,020 They know how to win fouls. 5889 04:11:09,740 --> 04:11:11,560 And they know when they're going to get away with it. 5890 04:11:15,980 --> 04:11:20,600 Plays it short to Witzel. 5891 04:11:20,680 --> 04:11:21,120 Witzel. 5892 04:11:21,740 --> 04:11:22,740 To his man in front. 5893 04:11:22,900 --> 04:11:23,780 And to that other lad. 5894 04:11:24,000 --> 04:11:24,240 Now. 5895 04:11:24,600 --> 04:11:24,940 Ireland. 5896 04:11:25,180 --> 04:11:25,740 Chance to break. 5897 04:11:25,820 --> 04:11:26,240 Perhaps. 5898 04:11:26,460 --> 04:11:26,860 It is. 5899 04:11:27,040 --> 04:11:27,700 It's on still. 5900 04:11:27,780 --> 04:11:28,260 Glen Whelan. 5901 04:11:28,360 --> 04:11:29,160 Doesn't give the ball away. 5902 04:11:29,260 --> 04:11:30,440 Managed to shepherd it out to Stevens. 5903 04:11:30,720 --> 04:11:30,980 What? 5904 04:11:31,500 --> 04:11:32,400 The fuck are you blowing for? 5905 04:11:32,460 --> 04:11:33,120 Play on, Riff. 5906 04:11:34,540 --> 04:11:35,640 You're serious. 5907 04:11:39,220 --> 04:11:40,620 What the hell is he at? 5908 04:11:41,280 --> 04:11:43,380 Is he saying that's a foul on us or against? 5909 04:11:44,600 --> 04:11:45,440 Us or for us. 5910 04:11:45,440 --> 04:11:45,660 Oh my God. 5911 04:11:46,880 --> 04:11:50,140 I don't know where he's getting his notions from tonight. 5912 04:11:50,260 --> 04:11:52,020 But it's certainly not boding well with me. 5913 04:11:52,100 --> 04:11:54,340 I'd love to have a word with the ref after the match. 5914 04:11:54,360 --> 04:11:55,340 If it remains like this. 5915 04:11:55,700 --> 04:11:57,900 McGoldrick can't get his noggin onto it. 5916 04:11:58,160 --> 04:12:02,180 And it looks like Whelan's going to try and scoop up a little bit of ball off him. 5917 04:12:02,180 --> 04:12:03,700 And he can maybe do that. 5918 04:12:03,880 --> 04:12:04,220 But no. 5919 04:12:05,880 --> 04:12:08,660 The Belgian boys who have the chocolate touch tonight. 5920 04:12:09,640 --> 04:12:11,380 Smooth as silk. 5921 04:12:12,220 --> 04:12:13,480 And as creamy as milk. 5922 04:12:13,700 --> 04:12:14,200 As Ireland. 5923 04:12:14,940 --> 04:12:16,760 Looking to cream a little bit off the top here. 5924 04:12:17,560 --> 04:12:18,700 With fucking Henrik. 5925 04:12:19,200 --> 04:12:19,600 Henrik. 5926 04:12:20,240 --> 04:12:20,800 To McGoldrick. 5927 04:12:20,860 --> 04:12:21,260 McGoldrick. 5928 04:12:21,600 --> 04:12:22,420 Out steps his man. 5929 04:12:23,120 --> 04:12:25,540 Can't find any fucking men close enough to him though. 5930 04:12:25,600 --> 04:12:27,320 And it's really frustrating here right now. 5931 04:12:27,700 --> 04:12:28,120 For Ireland. 5932 04:12:28,320 --> 04:12:30,000 And it looks like we're going to have to bring someone on. 5933 04:12:30,060 --> 04:12:31,280 And only 20 minutes left to play. 5934 04:12:32,080 --> 04:12:32,880 That should be Collins. 5935 04:12:33,020 --> 04:12:35,800 You know there's lads in there who's donating money earlier on saying. 5936 04:12:36,240 --> 04:12:37,120 Bring Collins on. 5937 04:12:39,120 --> 04:12:43,080 There's people out there who are willing to fucking put money down like for Collins. 5938 04:12:43,080 --> 04:12:44,460 Then it's fucking Collins. 5939 04:12:45,140 --> 04:12:45,620 Tommy. 5940 04:12:45,620 --> 04:12:45,680 Tommy. 5941 04:12:45,680 --> 04:12:45,680 Tommy. 5942 04:12:45,880 --> 04:12:48,500 You were telling me two minutes ago to stop swearing. 5943 04:12:48,900 --> 04:12:52,320 And you're effing and blinding on the mic every time it goes over to you. 5944 04:12:56,560 --> 04:12:57,640 Don't you think we're fucked? 5945 04:12:58,760 --> 04:12:58,960 No. 5946 04:12:59,020 --> 04:12:59,120 No. 5947 04:12:59,140 --> 04:12:59,800 It doesn't look good. 5948 04:13:01,800 --> 04:13:03,320 A chance now with wheeling. 5949 04:13:03,980 --> 04:13:06,220 It's sloppy again with the two boys. 5950 04:13:06,360 --> 04:13:08,540 Trying to get a bit of link up play between these two. 5951 04:13:09,180 --> 04:13:10,300 It's like Linkin Park. 5952 04:13:11,660 --> 04:13:13,960 Crawling in my skin down the right wing now. 5953 04:13:14,520 --> 04:13:15,380 Come on lads. 5954 04:13:15,700 --> 04:13:17,740 Get that ball into the sack for God's sake. 5955 04:13:17,920 --> 04:13:19,800 There's lads wanting you to do it. 5956 04:13:20,600 --> 04:13:23,120 And shouldn't that be the real motivating factor? 5957 04:13:23,720 --> 04:13:25,280 Not the fucking money they're paid. 5958 04:13:25,680 --> 04:13:27,940 Not the prestige of playing for the country. 5959 04:13:28,440 --> 04:13:32,340 But the fact that other men out there want them to do well. 5960 04:13:32,940 --> 04:13:33,860 It should of course. 5961 04:13:34,120 --> 04:13:36,300 Pride in amongst your herd. 5962 04:13:37,580 --> 04:13:41,200 A necessary aspect of a lot of masculinity. 5963 04:13:41,840 --> 04:13:45,920 We can't really put any fucking quantifiable number on the meaning of it. 5964 04:13:45,980 --> 04:13:46,420 But look at. 5965 04:13:46,800 --> 04:13:48,720 We can put a quantifiable number on this. 5966 04:13:48,840 --> 04:13:53,140 It says four Irish jerseys are making a lovely bit of blast breakage down the sidehand flank. 5967 04:13:53,640 --> 04:13:54,040 Loose. 5968 04:13:54,360 --> 04:13:54,920 Loose. 5969 04:13:55,200 --> 04:13:56,900 Flu COVID-like balls. 5970 04:13:57,100 --> 04:14:00,540 Getting ran back to Belgium again and again and again. 5971 04:14:01,080 --> 04:14:02,680 And life is like a box of chocolates. 5972 04:14:03,760 --> 04:14:05,260 You don't know what you're gonna get. 5973 04:14:05,340 --> 04:14:06,080 But I tell you something. 5974 04:14:06,200 --> 04:14:09,040 We're getting pure Belgian darkness at the moment. 5975 04:14:11,240 --> 04:14:12,700 85% cocoa. 5976 04:14:13,660 --> 04:14:15,500 And it tastes so good. 5977 04:14:16,700 --> 04:14:18,640 I prefer the milk chocolate myself. 5978 04:14:20,240 --> 04:14:22,520 Yeah but you'd eat any old shite Tom. 5979 04:14:22,580 --> 04:14:23,180 Do you know what I mean? 5980 04:14:25,460 --> 04:14:26,120 It's true. 5981 04:14:26,920 --> 04:14:28,260 I don't care what I have. 5982 04:14:28,760 --> 04:14:29,640 As long as I have it. 5983 04:14:30,480 --> 04:14:33,700 And that's why you is what you is my old uncle. 5984 04:14:33,900 --> 04:14:35,360 And I hope that you fucking live. 5985 04:14:35,720 --> 04:14:36,220 And to see. 5986 04:14:36,380 --> 04:14:37,660 To see another year. 5987 04:14:38,460 --> 04:14:39,880 What's another year? 5988 04:14:40,380 --> 04:14:40,840 Come on. 5989 04:14:40,840 --> 04:14:40,840 Come on. 5990 04:14:41,340 --> 04:14:41,640 Ireland. 5991 04:14:42,000 --> 04:14:42,840 Get that ball upstairs. 5992 04:14:44,220 --> 04:14:44,700 Now. 5993 04:14:45,160 --> 04:14:47,760 It's time to put this fucking thing to bed. 5994 04:14:48,340 --> 04:14:48,760 Lads. 5995 04:14:50,680 --> 04:14:51,120 McGoldrick. 5996 04:14:51,660 --> 04:14:52,440 Finds Brady. 5997 04:14:52,820 --> 04:14:53,740 Please don't be outside. 5998 04:14:53,940 --> 04:14:54,340 He isn't. 5999 04:14:54,480 --> 04:14:55,100 Pulls it back. 6000 04:14:55,480 --> 04:14:56,120 Pulls it back. 6001 04:14:56,520 --> 04:14:58,660 He's dispossessed in the back of the sack. 6002 04:14:58,720 --> 04:15:00,380 And it's not looking great for Ireland now. 6003 04:15:00,380 --> 04:15:01,320 With 85 minutes. 6004 04:15:01,400 --> 04:15:02,860 We have to make a substitution here. 6005 04:15:03,900 --> 04:15:05,740 Let's go into the main mixer to do it. 6006 04:15:06,680 --> 04:15:08,640 Let's go into the main mixer to do it. 6007 04:15:10,100 --> 04:15:10,660 Game plan. 6008 04:15:15,060 --> 04:15:16,380 Fucking state of that formation. 6009 04:15:16,520 --> 04:15:17,460 No wonder we're getting bit. 6010 04:15:18,140 --> 04:15:19,040 It's not my fault man. 6011 04:15:19,220 --> 04:15:19,880 It is your fault. 6012 04:15:19,920 --> 04:15:21,120 You're the one that takes control. 6013 04:15:21,300 --> 04:15:22,600 And does the movement of the players. 6014 04:15:24,520 --> 04:15:26,520 Don't talk to me about moving stuff around. 6015 04:15:26,720 --> 04:15:29,140 You had a bowl of porridge on the screen yesterday. 6016 04:15:29,440 --> 04:15:31,140 And it went out for three minutes. 6017 04:15:31,840 --> 04:15:32,520 To the viewers. 6018 04:15:33,520 --> 04:15:34,460 You're a waste. 6019 04:15:34,680 --> 04:15:35,600 A space man. 6020 04:15:37,520 --> 04:15:39,180 Just do the fucking formation there. 6021 04:15:39,280 --> 04:15:39,860 And win the game. 6022 04:15:39,920 --> 04:15:40,260 Good lad. 6023 04:15:44,180 --> 04:15:46,480 Wheeling off for Shane Long. 6024 04:15:46,660 --> 04:15:48,020 And also Jimmy Collins. 6025 04:15:48,740 --> 04:15:50,040 He's going to have to come on. 6026 04:15:50,160 --> 04:15:51,540 And drop a bit of a call ball. 6027 04:15:51,680 --> 04:15:52,640 Into the back of that sack. 6028 04:15:53,960 --> 04:15:54,680 Does he have it? 6029 04:15:55,580 --> 04:15:57,180 It's hard to tell whether he does have it. 6030 04:15:58,300 --> 04:15:59,800 But I believe he has it. 6031 04:15:59,800 --> 04:16:00,880 I believe in him. 6032 04:16:01,340 --> 04:16:02,240 And his ability. 6033 04:16:03,880 --> 04:16:04,840 Did that find like again? 6034 04:16:06,240 --> 04:16:06,600 Why? 6035 04:16:06,600 --> 04:16:09,520 She think Arthur might be better. 6036 04:16:09,620 --> 04:16:10,400 Maybe even McCarthy. 6037 04:16:11,180 --> 04:16:11,560 Why? 6038 04:16:11,980 --> 04:16:14,520 She think that fresh legs in that position would do it like. 6039 04:16:14,900 --> 04:16:15,220 Why? 6040 04:16:16,320 --> 04:16:17,820 She fucking put McCarthy on. 6041 04:16:17,900 --> 04:16:18,180 Glad. 6042 04:16:23,140 --> 04:16:23,940 Here we go. 6043 04:16:25,680 --> 04:16:26,820 It's boom or bust. 6044 04:16:27,480 --> 04:16:27,820 Ireland. 6045 04:16:28,400 --> 04:16:29,860 Five minutes left on the clocker. 6046 04:16:30,180 --> 04:16:33,660 Have they got what it takes to stick a bit of soccer into the soccer sack? 6047 04:16:36,320 --> 04:16:38,140 Two subs are coming onto the grass. 6048 04:16:39,380 --> 04:16:40,300 Looked like three though. 6049 04:16:41,500 --> 04:16:42,460 Indeed it was three. 6050 04:16:43,000 --> 04:16:44,780 Don't know why they've done them in twos though. 6051 04:16:45,520 --> 04:16:46,200 Look at this. 6052 04:16:46,340 --> 04:16:46,860 Keough now. 6053 04:16:47,280 --> 04:16:48,300 Get the ball up the pitch. 6054 04:16:49,280 --> 04:16:51,180 Like your heart depends upon it. 6055 04:16:52,240 --> 04:16:52,640 McLean. 6056 04:16:53,180 --> 04:16:54,280 Time for a one-two here. 6057 04:16:54,340 --> 04:16:54,920 It's all we've got. 6058 04:16:54,980 --> 04:16:55,840 It's boom or bust lads. 6059 04:16:55,900 --> 04:16:58,320 Get the ball into the middle of the center circle with the lad. 6060 04:16:58,400 --> 04:16:58,740 That's it. 6061 04:16:59,140 --> 04:16:59,520 Dispossessed. 6062 04:16:59,700 --> 04:17:00,080 McLean. 6063 04:17:00,280 --> 04:17:02,420 Win the scoop up lad. 6064 04:17:02,920 --> 04:17:04,060 Win the scoop up. 6065 04:17:04,060 --> 04:17:09,020 Belgium. 6066 04:17:09,340 --> 04:17:10,460 Breaking with the balloon now. 6067 04:17:10,500 --> 04:17:13,280 Is it gonna be an absolute nightmare scenario again? 6068 04:17:13,820 --> 04:17:16,900 Surely the last kick of the dice now for Ireland. 6069 04:17:17,520 --> 04:17:21,380 As they throw their ball into the fucking roulette wheel of life. 6070 04:17:21,680 --> 04:17:23,660 Is it gonna be good or is it gonna be snake eyes? 6071 04:17:25,060 --> 04:17:25,960 Snake eyes. 6072 04:17:27,960 --> 04:17:28,360 Crap. 6073 04:17:28,580 --> 04:17:28,800 Crap. 6074 04:17:28,980 --> 04:17:29,180 Crap. 6075 04:17:29,900 --> 04:17:30,660 Scenario there. 6076 04:17:31,180 --> 04:17:32,140 Snake eyes. 6077 04:17:33,240 --> 04:17:34,000 It's a shame. 6078 04:17:34,000 --> 04:17:34,000 It's a shame. 6079 04:17:34,140 --> 04:17:36,800 It's a shame about what happened there with that ball. 6080 04:17:38,360 --> 04:17:39,360 Snake eyes. 6081 04:17:40,860 --> 04:17:42,820 And will that be our last chance? 6082 04:17:44,420 --> 04:17:45,480 Snake eyes. 6083 04:17:46,440 --> 04:17:50,820 Will Ireland ever get another second bite of the cherry? 6084 04:17:51,960 --> 04:17:53,040 Cherry eyes. 6085 04:17:56,640 --> 04:17:57,120 Belgium. 6086 04:17:57,680 --> 04:18:00,440 Looking to send a few chockety-lockety-loo lads. 6087 04:18:00,620 --> 04:18:01,620 And oh, would you... 6088 04:18:01,620 --> 04:18:04,340 It's the last bitter chocolate you've had, lads. 6089 04:18:06,060 --> 04:18:09,360 It's the last piece of chocolate you're gonna taste for a while. 6090 04:18:10,640 --> 04:18:17,780 The Belgian boys have done us just like those Brazilian Canary lads did it in the World Cup. 6091 04:18:18,480 --> 04:18:22,960 And Ireland cannot just catch a break at all in these tournaments, Tommy. 6092 04:18:25,300 --> 04:18:26,240 What can I say? 6093 04:18:26,300 --> 04:18:27,200 We had more shots. 6094 04:18:28,160 --> 04:18:31,100 We had only marginally less position. 6095 04:18:32,300 --> 04:18:33,900 As the highlights will show. 6096 04:18:35,480 --> 04:18:37,500 We had the tip-off in the first half. 6097 04:18:37,500 --> 04:18:44,620 Lovely little piece of skill from Hendrik here at this stage of the game. 6098 04:18:45,740 --> 04:18:48,040 We mused upon it earlier on, didn't we? 6099 04:18:49,080 --> 04:18:51,640 It was good, yeah, but I mean, like, what's the point? 6100 04:18:51,720 --> 04:18:53,140 We know how it all ended. 6101 04:18:53,500 --> 04:18:54,000 Ah, come on, man. 6102 04:18:54,000 --> 04:18:55,420 We have to do the full highlights package. 6103 04:18:55,520 --> 04:18:56,600 You can't just cop out now. 6104 04:18:57,680 --> 04:18:58,140 Yeah, okay. 6105 04:18:58,940 --> 04:18:59,800 This was a... 6106 04:18:59,800 --> 04:19:02,020 This was a great goal. 6107 04:19:02,400 --> 04:19:03,340 It pains me to say it. 6108 04:19:03,340 --> 04:19:04,260 By the Belgians. 6109 04:19:05,000 --> 04:19:10,080 They put the back of the sack into the onion ball and everything was good for them. 6110 04:19:10,280 --> 04:19:10,720 Headbutts. 6111 04:19:11,320 --> 04:19:13,140 Headbutts instead of kisses because of the COVID. 6112 04:19:13,480 --> 04:19:16,700 They couldn't give each other a kiss, so they had to just headbutt each other. 6113 04:19:17,340 --> 04:19:18,680 And that lad, Martins. 6114 04:19:19,480 --> 04:19:24,200 What can I say about him other than his name is Martins and he scored a goal against us. 6115 04:19:25,480 --> 04:19:26,480 Yeah, that's true. 6116 04:19:26,620 --> 04:19:27,860 Very true words as well. 6117 04:19:28,760 --> 04:19:31,220 You're good with the fucking stats, I tell you. 6118 04:19:31,920 --> 04:19:33,100 This was a lovely ball. 6119 04:19:33,820 --> 04:19:34,800 I'm not going to lie. 6120 04:19:35,720 --> 04:19:44,820 And Bat Sui, for Chelsea and for Belgium, knows how to stick his head onto a cabbage. 6121 04:19:46,820 --> 04:19:47,480 He does. 6122 04:19:47,700 --> 04:19:50,700 And he knows how to get it bagged up and sent off to the green grocer. 6123 04:19:51,700 --> 04:19:52,100 Why? 6124 04:19:52,220 --> 04:19:54,380 Who are you in this whole scheme? 6125 04:19:55,460 --> 04:19:56,520 I'd be the middle man now. 6126 04:19:57,360 --> 04:19:58,060 What would you be... 6127 04:19:58,060 --> 04:20:02,460 You'd be handling cabbage and dishing it out to the boys going, I'm the middle man with the cabbages. 6128 04:20:02,580 --> 04:20:03,540 Is that what you'd be doing? 6129 04:20:04,080 --> 04:20:04,580 You dirt. 6130 04:20:05,360 --> 04:20:06,680 No need to get like that. 6131 04:20:07,800 --> 04:20:09,340 You fucking cheeky swine. 6132 04:20:10,420 --> 04:20:11,400 Look at this Hendrik. 6133 04:20:11,480 --> 04:20:17,180 He had a 43 minute cabbage cracker that went down the left hand flug tube. 6134 04:20:18,140 --> 04:20:18,860 That it did. 6135 04:20:19,240 --> 04:20:21,580 And also a lovely bit of a side sweeper. 6136 04:20:22,020 --> 04:20:24,100 Trying to go for the GM Franco Zola. 6137 04:20:24,700 --> 04:20:27,940 Just kind of nipping it off at the Nipsey. 6138 04:20:28,960 --> 04:20:29,780 Yeah, well listen. 6139 04:20:30,380 --> 04:20:34,100 The Nipsey's were fucking winking in the second half. 6140 04:20:34,420 --> 04:20:35,960 The chances were going to begging. 6141 04:20:36,840 --> 04:20:37,660 And we were on... 6142 04:20:37,660 --> 04:20:39,600 We were having a bad day at the races downkill begging. 6143 04:20:40,300 --> 04:20:42,100 And the bad day at the races for the highlights. 6144 04:20:42,200 --> 04:20:43,420 Because it just ended there. 6145 04:20:43,700 --> 04:20:46,820 With zero highlights from the second half. 6146 04:20:48,400 --> 04:20:52,840 You can aim and level accusations of incompetence at us viewers. 6147 04:20:53,440 --> 04:21:01,080 Or we can simply pass that buck over to the makers and developers of Pro Evolution Soccer 2020. 6148 04:21:01,280 --> 04:21:07,220 Whereas it's been ridiculously rebranded and retitled as E-Football Pays 2020. 6149 04:21:08,680 --> 04:21:09,560 It's here I'm afraid. 6150 04:21:09,640 --> 04:21:10,400 We have to leave things. 6151 04:21:10,520 --> 04:21:11,980 Thank you very much for tuning in. 6152 04:21:12,100 --> 04:21:14,220 It's been another heartbreaking night of soccer. 6153 04:21:14,380 --> 04:21:15,000 But I mean look. 6154 04:21:15,120 --> 04:21:15,840 You come here. 6155 04:21:15,940 --> 04:21:16,740 You put the work in. 6156 04:21:16,780 --> 04:21:17,500 You try to do it. 6157 04:21:17,620 --> 04:21:19,860 And sometimes you leave with a blank ball. 6158 04:21:21,140 --> 04:21:22,420 Good night and God bless. 6159 04:21:23,200 --> 04:21:24,020 All the best. 6160 04:21:24,760 --> 04:21:25,660 And we'll catch you later. 6161 04:21:26,300 --> 04:21:27,080 Good night everyone. 6162 04:21:27,680 --> 04:21:28,580 Thanks for tuning in. 6163 04:21:28,580 --> 04:21:29,780 All the best. 6164 04:21:29,780 --> 04:21:31,340 Good night. 6165 04:21:33,300 --> 04:21:34,440 And what's another year? 6166 04:21:36,300 --> 04:21:37,220 What's another year? 6167 04:21:37,420 --> 04:21:38,680 We can go there again. 6168 04:21:39,080 --> 04:21:39,920 We can go there again. 6169 04:21:41,360 --> 04:21:41,760 Why? 6170 04:21:41,880 --> 04:21:43,040 When are we going to get to here again? 6171 04:21:43,080 --> 04:21:44,180 It's a long way away Tommy. 6172 04:21:46,400 --> 04:21:47,320 You never know. 6173 04:21:47,480 --> 04:21:48,880 You never know when the next one can be. 6174 04:21:49,940 --> 04:21:51,440 Should we have the World Cup yesterday? 6175 04:21:51,540 --> 04:21:53,000 We'll play in the European Cup final tonight. 6176 04:21:54,060 --> 04:21:55,280 You got that right Tommy. 6177 04:21:55,440 --> 04:21:56,160 You got that right. 6178 04:21:56,560 --> 04:21:57,200 All the best. 6179 04:21:57,820 --> 04:21:58,380 See you later. 6180 04:21:59,080 --> 04:21:59,520 Good night. 6181 04:21:59,880 --> 04:22:00,420 And God bless. 6182 04:22:00,840 --> 04:22:00,980 Bye. 6183 04:22:01,620 --> 04:22:02,340 See you later. 6184 04:22:03,880 --> 04:22:04,540 See you later. 6185 04:22:05,860 --> 04:22:06,240 Bye bye. 6186 04:22:09,440 --> 04:22:10,120 Best of luck. 6187 04:22:14,580 --> 04:22:43,520 I've been waiting such a long time Looking out for you, but you're not here. What's another year? I've been waking such a long time Reaching out for you, but you aren't near. 6188 04:22:43,520 --> 04:23:06,900 What's another year? What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours? What's another year for someone who's getting used to being alone? 6189 04:23:08,500 --> 04:23:22,500 I've been praying such a long time It's the only way to hide the fear What's another year? 6190 04:23:22,500 --> 04:23:24,500 What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours? What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours? 6191 04:23:24,500 --> 04:23:52,600 What's another year for someone who's lost everything that he owns? 6192 04:23:52,600 --> 04:24:02,600 What's another year for someone who's getting used to being alone? 6193 04:24:02,600 --> 04:24:16,600 I've been crying such a long time with such a lot of pain in every tear. 6194 04:24:16,600 --> 04:24:28,600 What's another year? What's another year? What's another year? 6195 04:24:28,600 --> 04:24:40,600 What's another year? What's another year? 6196 04:24:40,600 --> 04:24:57,320 Thank you.