1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 Thank you. 4 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Thank you. 5 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960 Thank you. 6 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960 Thank you. 7 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 Thank you. 8 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960 Thank you. 9 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,960 Thank you. 10 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,960 Thank you. 11 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960 Thank you. 12 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960 Thank you. 13 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,960 Thank you. 14 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:51,960 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na 15 00:01:51,960 --> 00:02:05,960 My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no pain, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs. 16 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:21,960 One more and more people, just one more and more freedom and love, what he's looking for. More and more people, just one more and more freedom and love, what he's looking for. 17 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:34,960 Free from desire, mind and senses purify. Free from desire. 18 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:34,940 Thank you. 19 00:03:34,940 --> 00:04:04,940 Nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan 20 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:17,940 of lots. The World Cup is afoot. The passion is pure. The smiles are on the faces of many. 21 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:22,980 And the thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, and of course fears of the nation are resting 22 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:37,420 upon the shoulders of the valiant, gallant Irish soccer squad. Today, as we were given our 23 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:49,400 group stage groupings, and we found ourselves in a kind of a, it's a bit of a shock group, 24 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:55,900 wouldn't you say, Tommy? Bit of a shocker, alright. I don't know how, I don't know how we got 25 00:04:55,900 --> 00:05:03,180 to this stage, let alone these boys. And who would you be talking about? Well, the rest of 26 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:11,420 the group, like Moldova, Oman, Peru. And Tommy, can you take off the, you've got Firefox on, 27 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,760 the opacity has dropped, but it's still there on the screen, might be blocking the group 28 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:23,260 stages there. Sorry, one sec. Yeah, and can you remove the porridge as well, please? 29 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:39,760 Yep. No, that's the link, that's the tip link. Tip link. Tip link. Tip link, yeah, put the tip link back down to the bottom there. And remove porridge, please. Remove porridge dot exee. 30 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,160 No. 31 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,200 No, you keep doing it, Tommy. 32 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,860 You can't teach an old dog new tricks, can you? 33 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,700 How do I get rid of it? 34 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,840 Just press the button, the hide button. 35 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,100 No. 36 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:55,880 No. 37 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,340 Still not learning anything. 38 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,140 Give me a tear. 39 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,320 Sorry. 40 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:02,960 Sorry about this, guys. 41 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:03,920 Just got to get rid of the porridge. 42 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:04,820 Now. 43 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,400 Now we're looking professional. 44 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,820 Now we're in the business. 45 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,160 Well, we will be in the business if we keep on this. 46 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:26,680 If we keep this level of professionalism up, Tommy, I'm pretty sure Sky Sports, BBC, ITV, NBSC in the States, those boys, they'll all be battering the doors down as soon as the show is over, like, you know. 47 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,360 We said that about the other day, though, you know, and nothing has happened as of yet. 48 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,760 Yeah, but you got to keep on keeping on, you know. 49 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:37,960 Like Curtis said in that song, keep on keeping on. 50 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,280 Hmm. 51 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,240 I don't know. 52 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:45,980 I mean, how many more World Cup final defeats can I take? 53 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,200 I don't know about you, but I can't take many more. 54 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,540 Waiting for these Sky Boys to come down. 55 00:06:53,540 --> 00:07:02,540 The Sky Boys would be the, they would be the bestest boys to have coming down to you to get, to give you a bit of work, to give you the start on a bit of Sky Ball. 56 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:04,480 Yep. 57 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,580 You see those boys, Karagaran and, uh... 58 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,140 Gary Neville? 59 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,120 Gary Neville. 60 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,580 They're doing well for themselves now. 61 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,700 They've cut out a nice little media path for themselves. 62 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,520 And that's what we want to do right here, right now. 63 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:24,020 We also want to have a lot of fun and a lot of good times along the way. 64 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:29,580 Cheering on the boys in green as they dispatch other teams. 65 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,620 We've got Moldova. 66 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,540 Don't know where that is. 67 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,460 Somewhere in the Eastern Europe region. 68 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,600 One of those kind of places, you know. 69 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,860 I have to agree with that. 70 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:43,240 Don't really know where it is myself, but I know it's somewhere in that area. 71 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:44,840 Oh, man. 72 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,160 Oh, man. 73 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:48,100 Exactly. 74 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,340 That's what I thought when we got thrown together with these boys. 75 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,960 Now, they would be on the eastern tip of Africa. 76 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,720 Would they not? 77 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,680 Do what you had said. 78 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,520 That's where, you know, is it Djibouti? 79 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,980 Is that Djibouti over there? 80 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:02,480 I'm not sure. 81 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,220 I don't know about Djibouti. 82 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,280 Never been there myself, but there's something going on out there anyway. 83 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:08,940 It's close. 84 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,960 It's across the sea from the Saudi boys. 85 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:12,500 Yep. 86 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,700 The Saudi boys would know the old man lads and probably go on the piss with them. 87 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,340 I'm not sure they would. 88 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,620 I don't think it's in their culture to be going on jars. 89 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:30,620 But we can live in hope anyway that one day we'll be living in a world free from the restraints 90 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:35,460 of the Jarmasters, Jar Jar Binks, trying to put pay to our pint devices. 91 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:39,120 There's no problem with that whatsoever in Peru. 92 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,800 They're the other team in our group, Peru. 93 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,580 South American boys live up in the hills. 94 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,140 They've got great lung capacities. 95 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,120 Isn't that right, Tom? 96 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:51,040 Very, very true. 97 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,560 Those guys would be training at high altitude. 98 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,720 They'd be playing Fivish Guy up in the sky. 99 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,120 What's Fivish Guy? 100 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,800 It's basically five a side, but it's played on a pitch in the sky. 101 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:08,820 That sounds impossible, but I'm going to take your word for it anyway. 102 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,400 Thanks, Francis. 103 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,720 No problem. 104 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,600 We got to back each other up here. 105 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,080 Big style. 106 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,520 Group A looks pretty tough there. 107 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:18,840 The Swedes have got a game on their hands against the Andorans. 108 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,900 Also, Iran struck down at the moment heavily by the pandemic. 109 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:29,400 They're not going to let that get in the way of them when they square up against the Chili 110 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:29,760 Boys. 111 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:35,440 Hopefully, it's not too chilly for them wherever this is being played. 112 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,260 Obviously not if it's in Qatar. 113 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,700 Obviously not. 114 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:43,300 It's a lot of hot weather and sand and stuff like that here. 115 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:47,080 And as we said before, thank you very much, Sarah and James. 116 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,720 A lot of sand and the people are grand. 117 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:51,700 Indeed. 118 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:58,980 I'd like to just reimburse that statement and throw a few more pounds behind it and reimburse 119 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:06,460 it with my sentiments, which is I think Qatar could actually be the best place. 120 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,940 And that's just the end of the sentence. 121 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,400 Thank you very much, Kev Ovec, for your tip. 122 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,880 That's very, very, very, very kind of you. 123 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,700 I hope that you are doing well. 124 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,260 And thank you. 125 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,380 And Sarah and James, too. 126 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,380 Yeah, Qatar is great. 127 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,100 Qatar is great. 128 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:22,720 Qatar is good. 129 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:27,380 In Group B, the Austrians are going to square up to Luxembourg, Morocco, and Costa Rica. 130 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,380 Season interesting group of lads with Spain, the Georgians, the Algerians, and USA battling 131 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,200 out to become the top of the tree. 132 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:44,300 Thank you very much to Corona, Corona, H, Corona, H, no, no, I can't, sorry, now, I, I can't 133 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:44,920 read that name. 134 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,720 It's a very hard one to pronounce, but thanks for the tip. 135 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,500 And Mama Duck, thank you very much for your tip there. 136 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,040 Group D, Finland. 137 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,260 The Finns are up against the Lits in the Lithuania. 138 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,540 A little bit of lit work is going to have to go down there if the Finns are going to vanquish 139 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,340 their Baltic neighbours. 140 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:11,580 In the other two teams, you've got Egypt, the North African Dreamers, versus Ecuador. 141 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,700 Ecuador. 142 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,540 Great, great tune and a great anthem as well. 143 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,160 The Germans. 144 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:26,400 The Germans. 145 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,120 The Germans. 146 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,160 They're in Group E and they're doing the business against the Pharaoh boys. 147 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,200 The Lebanese. 148 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,900 The Red Lebs. 149 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,220 And also Venezuelans. 150 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,400 They're in there as well. 151 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,820 They're in the mix-up despite a lot of consternation going on back in their country. 152 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:47,060 Group G sees the Romanians square up against the Baltic. 153 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,320 The other Baltic bad boys. 154 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:53,000 Australia are up against Panama as well in their opening game. 155 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,060 In Group H with the Chocolate Lads. 156 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:56,800 Belgium. 157 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,140 They're up against the third of the Baltic boys tonight. 158 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,120 Estonia. 159 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:07,280 And then you've got a pick and mix-up of Nigeria and Argentina. 160 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,100 And they are two strong sides. 161 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,620 Indeed they are. 162 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,820 They have a great rivalry as well. 163 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,220 You remember back to the Olympic Games. 164 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,660 I think 1996 Atlanta, Georgia. 165 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:20,560 Yep. 166 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,340 That was the one with the bomb blast, wasn't it? 167 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,060 Yep. 168 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,360 But it wasn't, um... 169 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,260 It wasn't, uh... 170 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,920 I don't think that was the Boom Boom Boys. 171 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,060 It was the Boom Boom Boys, but it was a different era of Boom Boomage. 172 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,100 It was. 173 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:36,080 I don't actually know who actually did that Boom Boom in the Atlanta Games. 174 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,560 If anybody... 175 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,260 Maybe someone has the trivia out there. 176 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:40,880 I remember it well now. 177 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,100 I remember it well now. 178 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,400 I remember it well now. 179 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:43,900 Yeah. 180 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,160 Uh, you're one. 181 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,680 Michelle Smith, uh, was swimming her life away. 182 00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:51,420 And her heart out. 183 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,000 And taking all the medals. 184 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:53,760 Yeah. 185 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,560 She was... 186 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,080 Medals weren't the only thing she was taking, Tom. 187 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,020 Indeed. 188 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:58,600 Indeed. 189 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,240 As it was, uh, proven at a later date. 190 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,200 Now, whatever about the De Bruyne. 191 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:11,360 Let's get the football brewing with this start to the World Cup Qatar 2022. 192 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,320 It's a repeat of what we tried to achieve the other day. 193 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,240 Well, listen. 194 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,860 We're gonna go one better this time. 195 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,480 We're gonna take the feckin' trophy back home with us. 196 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,480 And there's no bout and doubt it this time. 197 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,280 We've got the... 198 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,560 We've got the pizzazz. 199 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,160 We've got the schutzpah. 200 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,420 We've got the chutzpah. 201 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,560 We've got the... 202 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,200 The Dulux weathercoat. 203 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,480 Other paints are available. 204 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,480 We've got... 205 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,860 We've got everything you need. 206 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,520 Right here. 207 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,080 Right now. 208 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,900 And it's going to kick off into a mighty, mighty, massive ball of footballing fun. 209 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,320 Isn't that right, Thomas? 210 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,300 It really is. 211 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,380 It really, really is. 212 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,300 Today's game is brought to you by porridge. 213 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,000 A fantastic meal to start anybody's day. 214 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,200 And indeed, I've been chewing down on this stuff now at different times throughout the week. 215 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,680 Accompanying the football. 216 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,340 And it's been nothing more than monumental. 217 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:05,380 A lovely bit of porridge in the gullet will really get you going. 218 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,020 A bit of porridge in the gullet. 219 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,620 And you'll be going like a bullet. 220 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,700 Isn't that it, Tom? 221 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:11,640 That is it. 222 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,600 Make sure you've... 223 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,260 You've got a lovely bit of linseed in there. 224 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,280 Scooping that around nicely there. 225 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,880 Lovely few blueberries. 226 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,440 You've got the banana. 227 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,760 You've got the oats. 228 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,820 You've got a drop of organic honey. 229 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:23,740 Manuka! 230 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,440 And you've got everything else. 231 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,520 The manuka is right. 232 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,640 You've got to love the manuka. 233 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:30,920 The manuka. 234 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,320 No manuka. 235 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,500 No fanuka. 236 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,740 Stand, please, for the national anthem. 237 00:14:35,740 --> 00:15:05,720 Stand, please. 238 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:10,780 That's it. 239 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,220 The Irish national anthem has been played. 240 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,740 No time for the opposition national anthem. 241 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:17,720 Do they even have one? 242 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,440 I'm sure they do. 243 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:26,240 Maybe the makers of the eFootball Pace 2020 just didn't bother their arses putting it in. 244 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,360 It's a great situation anyway. 245 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,940 At least we got our song on. 246 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,140 At least we got our song on. 247 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,320 Sorry there. 248 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:35,580 Sorry there. 249 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,580 Just remember to bring that crowd noise down there. 250 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,160 It could be a little bit too loud for you. 251 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,200 The ball is about to be kicked off. 252 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:51,840 It's been rolled tepidly and tempestuously beneath a Tiempo footballing shoe worn by your man McGoldrick, whose goals would make you sick. 253 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,380 And hopefully we're going to see a few more of those. 254 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,660 The kickoff today, Tom. 255 00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:01,820 Yeah, he's been really impressive in front of all the last few weeks, last few games, last few nights. 256 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:03,420 Never winter nights. 257 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,420 Indeed, never winter nights. 258 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,400 It's been an absolute barnstorming few nights of footballing entertainment. 259 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:17,560 And today, hopefully, will provide nothing less than the previous entertainment levels, which were previously witnessed. 260 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,440 Let's get on with it, Francis. 261 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,300 Let's get on indeed. 262 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,800 McGoldrick, tip off from Ireland, gets the game underway. 263 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:32,800 And your World Cup Qatar 2022, brought to you by porridge in association with Conor Williams, AMG Mercedes. 264 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:38,920 Our co-commentary team here, Francis Higgins, myself, and Tomasheen Schlug. 265 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,140 How are we getting on? 266 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,620 Not too bad, Tommy. 267 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,560 You looking forward to this one? 268 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,460 I've been looking forward to it since yesterday. 269 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:47,520 Yeah. 270 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,200 That's good stuff. 271 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,640 Down the wing now, Coleman. 272 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:51,740 Finds Coleman. 273 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,840 It wasn't Coleman who found him. 274 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,580 It was actually Brady. 275 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:58,260 And Coleman tries to slot the ball back to Brady, but it rolls out beyond the touchline. 276 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,460 Beyond Brady's means. 277 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,840 And it's Rebucic, who takes a quick throw. 278 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,460 And they're playing the ball defensively now. 279 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,260 The Moldovan. 280 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,960 Moldovan lads are kicking the ball confidently around the pitch. 281 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:20,860 But look, we're actually going to take the ball away from them and maintain a lovely piece of possession down the back line with Duffy. 282 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,560 As he squares it out to Coleman now. 283 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:23,560 Coleman. 284 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,440 Finds Brady on the wing. 285 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:25,780 Brady. 286 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,580 What's he going to do? 287 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,660 He's going to try and take his man on. 288 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:37,940 But his man has taken him head on and bullied him off the ball as Ireland subsequently do down the other side of their half of the garden. 289 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,200 End of Stevens. 290 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640 Looking for McLean. 291 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:48,920 We've had a few tactical stats and strategic questions leveled at us over the past few games, Tommy. 292 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,740 What do you think about that? 293 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:50,940 Yeah, there's people out there. 294 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,380 They're saying we're not playing the right tactics. 295 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,440 They're saying we're not playing enough players up front. 296 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,660 There's a lad in the chat there, Brian. 297 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,820 How are you keeping, Brian? 298 00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,560 Hope you're doing well. 299 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,020 He was saying you need to play three up front. 300 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,220 Or three at the back, sorry. 301 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,680 Get rid of McLean. 302 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,480 Bring on Jimmy Collins. 303 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,140 McGuire. 304 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,480 Yeah. 305 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,680 Well, I mean, look at, lads. 306 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,060 We're going to try and try and try again. 307 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,220 Ireland passing the ball confidently around the Moldovan sack now. 308 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,460 And it's Hendrick. 309 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,340 Finds McLean. 310 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,740 McLean's managed to find McGoldrick. 311 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,220 Takes him around. 312 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,100 Takes a shot. 313 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,560 And it's slaughtered. 314 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,500 Cooley, calmly and sophisticatedly into the right-hand corner of the sack by McGoldrick. 315 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,000 That man. 316 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,660 And he's back in town, baby. 317 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,640 He's back in town. 318 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,680 He's not going to take any prisoners today. 319 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:37,580 That's it. 320 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,120 Ireland. 321 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,880 Do we even need to have three men up front? 322 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:40,840 We don't even know. 323 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,160 Captain Sack. 324 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,000 Thank you very much for your tip. 325 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,880 Very, very kind of you, man. 326 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,120 Look, you're doing well. 327 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,420 Let's have another little look at that again. 328 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,300 It was a lovely bit of interplay from the boys. 329 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,020 Hendrick. 330 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,420 Did well find McLean. 331 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,840 And also McGoldrick here. 332 00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:01,000 Showing great dogged determination to shake off his man. 333 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,900 And then, of course, slot that right into the schlarken. 334 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,940 Thank you very much, schlarken, for your schlark work. 335 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,120 Look at this schlark here from McGoldrick. 336 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,780 Right into the schlark. 337 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,780 Really was a lovely schlarky little shot. 338 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,740 What a schlark arse. 339 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,520 A schlark arse indeed. 340 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,820 Ireland getting the game underway the way we wanted to get it underway last night. 341 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,120 And it's standing to us as of yet. 342 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,480 It is. 343 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,740 It's still chicken now with a lovely massive tip on the screen. 344 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,740 It's a massive, massive face on the screen. 345 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:33,720 It really is. 346 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:38,260 And it will be obstructing viewers' view of the game, actually. 347 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,800 So we probably should make that smaller. 348 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,900 Although I'm less inclined to make my face smaller. 349 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,180 I'd actually like to make it bigger. 350 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,920 Yeah, but you're an egomaniac. 351 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,160 And I've told you already you need to see somebody. 352 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,180 Yeah. 353 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,260 Well, I'll tell you who I'm looking at right now. 354 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,660 It's McGoldrick on the ball. 355 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,640 He sweeps the balloon out to Hendrick. 356 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,660 Hendrick looking for Brady on the wing. 357 00:19:59,060 --> 00:19:59,300 Brady. 358 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,700 He's got Coleman in support. 359 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,840 Indeed, he uses Coleman. 360 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:02,340 Coleman. 361 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,580 Fast with the balloon in. 362 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,580 It's headed away from the Moldovan defense. 363 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,760 Back to Moldova now. 364 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,280 They try and scoop it out to safety. 365 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,240 But it only falls as far as Brady. 366 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,300 We managed to link up again with Coleman on that right-hand side. 367 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,900 The two of them instrumental in so many of Ireland's attacks over the last few games. 368 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,380 They really do have a great partnership together, don't they? 369 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,380 They do. 370 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,560 It's like Lennon McCartney. 371 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,840 Michael Jackson and Bubbles. 372 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:31,240 Which I wouldn't really err on the side of using Michael Jackson as any sort of comparison for anything. 373 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,100 After, you know, that documentary last year. 374 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,800 I've never seen it. 375 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,400 Yeah, well, it's pretty fucking Dodge, man. 376 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,600 Yeah, but I mean, he made some great tunes, though. 377 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,820 Yeah, but he's a boo-boo man, man. 378 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,640 Yeah, but it's a fucking tough world, isn't it? 379 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,220 Does that mean I can't sing Billie Jean anymore? 380 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:56,220 It means you can't enjoy it as much as you could have done before, Tom. 381 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,120 That's the case. 382 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,860 Coleman now trying to get a boo-boo into the mixer. 383 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:09,420 He manages to slap one into the D, but it's also kicked away defensively by the Moldovan Maniacs. 384 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,060 Do you reckon they'll mind you calling them Maniacs? 385 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,120 I don't think they have a choice in the matter, Tom. 386 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,620 Hendrik trying not to give them a choice now with his left peg. 387 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,940 But it's peg-seared into the arms of the Moldovan Dreamcatcher. 388 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:29,760 Who throws the ball out to his red-shirted outfield teammates. 389 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:30,720 Shwepped up. 390 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,140 The boo-boo ball is swept up by McLean. 391 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,420 McLean, what's he got here? 392 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,540 The McLean machine. 393 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,440 He's got McGoldrick. 394 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,040 Can he find him in a nice bit of space? 395 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,380 Indeed, he's giving him a little fruzy. 396 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:40,420 McGoldrick! 397 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:45,120 Lovely cat-handed save there by the Moldovan. 398 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,440 Great reach. 399 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,340 Great acrobatic agility. 400 00:21:51,240 --> 00:22:01,640 We want to watch our house when it comes to trying to strike the ball because it's not going to be anything less than an absolute thundercrack which is going to get past that man tonight. 401 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,180 Today. 402 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,180 Good correction there, Tommy. 403 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:04,940 It is today. 404 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,840 The match looks like it's been played under floodlights at night. 405 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,180 That's just the kind of world we're living in at the moment with COVID-19, Tommy. 406 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,680 Brady down the wing. 407 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,100 Brady. 408 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:14,740 Brady. 409 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,360 Brady. 410 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,280 Gives the ball into McGoldrick. 411 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,640 McGoldrick into Hoorahan. 412 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,000 Glad. 413 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:19,940 Hoorahan. 414 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,660 Straight into the onion sack like a bat out of hell again. 415 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,380 And you've got to hand it to the boys, Tom. 416 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,580 They're sticking it right up the opposition's backside. 417 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,940 No, they're not. 418 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:36,160 Can we just stop for a moment and say that that is wrong. 419 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,040 The boys aren't sticking anything up anyone's backside. 420 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:40,860 Sepp Blatter. 421 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,500 Thanks so much, Sepp Blatter. 422 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,620 I hope you're doing well. 423 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,420 Excited for the tournament, you say, Sepp? 424 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,200 I bet you're excited for the checks as well, you greasy till fumbler. 425 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,560 Lovely bit of work there from the boys. 426 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,980 Great bit of textbook interplay. 427 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,840 The hurricane, Hoorahan coming in. 428 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,600 And a lovely Max tip. 429 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,960 Maxed out on the tips tonight. 430 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,080 Today even. 431 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,980 From Max, thank you so much. 432 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,020 Please say hi to Sneaky Schlein. 433 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,220 Big hello to Sneaky Schlein. 434 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,940 How are you getting on, Sneaky Schlein? 435 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,020 Thanks for tuning in to the football game. 436 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,740 And it's Ireland now defending with a 2-0 lead. 437 00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:21,820 A lovely little bit of cushion. 438 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:27,120 A lovely, lovely kind of memory foam style cushion. 439 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,620 And thank you very much to Porridge and Sons there. 440 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,320 Memory foam is the job. 441 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,260 And that's a memory foam 2-0 cushion lead. 442 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,320 And we're going into the break feeling very, very, very confident. 443 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,460 Indeed we are. 444 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:39,980 Why not? 445 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,420 The Moldovan... 446 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:46,840 The Moldovan boys have come here and they've ended up as flat as a pavlova cake. 447 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,640 What does that mean? 448 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,600 I don't know. 449 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:56,000 I was trying to go for some kind of Dova simile or pun or wordplay. 450 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,740 But it just escaped me. 451 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:02,600 It seems to me if you can't, if you don't have something to hand, just don't go with it. 452 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,940 I might need to eat a bit of porridge. 453 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,460 Get a bit of porridge into the gullet and we'll see how we're going then. 454 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,540 79% possession. 455 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,940 That's just incredible, Tommy, isn't it? 456 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,540 Look at those Moldovan lads. 457 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,840 They're Moldovan on their arses out there. 458 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,860 Lovely bit of porridge here. 459 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,120 Get that into you, Cynthia. 460 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:23,760 I will. 461 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,480 Oh, that's fantastic. 462 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,920 That is absolutely fantastic. 463 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:33,720 Zach McMullen. 464 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,680 Thanks so much, Zach McMullen, for such a kind-hearted and generous 1916. 465 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,660 I tell you what, we want to rise up and say thank you for that, Zach. 466 00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:47,780 And I remember back in the day, Zach, watching one of Conor Williams' early streams 467 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:49,480 on the car track. 468 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,400 Not much changed since then, to be honest. 469 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,280 But I mean, I think you were given generously to himself. 470 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,700 And he, was he calling you Jake or something for the stream? 471 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,740 You had to be there. 472 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,900 You really had to be there. 473 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:07,180 There was no funniness in that anecdote for anybody other than maybe Zach or the people 474 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:07,740 that watch it. 475 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,320 But who cares? 476 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,040 Who cares indeed? 477 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,700 Let's have a little bit more porridge here. 478 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,800 And look at the stats there. 479 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,180 Let's McMullen a bit of this porridge into us here. 480 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:19,980 Sorry, Tommy. 481 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,140 I end up spoon-feeding you porridge then. 482 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:23,480 You did? 483 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,460 And I tell you something. 484 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,140 I'm not complaining. 485 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:30,560 You better not, because that's some great fucking porridge. 486 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,140 Other language is available. 487 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:33,700 Yep. 488 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,500 Sorry about the usage of the F word there. 489 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:41,080 But I tell you, whatever about the milled linseed, I've been milling into that oatmeal all week. 490 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,820 Is there any limit to the porridge, Tom? 491 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:45,860 Probably not. 492 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:51,040 You could probably just porridge away bys till the cattle come back to the shed. 493 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:51,900 Yeah. 494 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:52,900 I'm just going to porridge. 495 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,480 I think I'm, during COVID, I'm just going to porridge it out. 496 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,860 That's what you got to do, man. 497 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,360 If in doubt, porridge it out. 498 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,380 Lovely tip-off from Ireland. 499 00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:05,060 We always do a great tip-off, don't we? 500 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,480 We do. 501 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,220 Johnny up the bar. 502 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,840 Thanks so much, Johnny up the bar. 503 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,380 And this was the goal here from McGoldrick. 504 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,920 What a great Johnny up the bar that was. 505 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,500 Thank you so much, Johnny up the bar. 506 00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:21,700 McGoldrick with the touch of an absolute goal-scoring man. 507 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,380 A man who dreams about goals when he goes home to sleep. 508 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:25,680 Do you reckon he does? 509 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,760 Well, if he doesn't, he's making a holy show of us. 510 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,880 Because he looks like someone who is doing that in his spare time. 511 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:33,760 And he's there again. 512 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,240 Nearly got into the bottom right-hand corner of the fucking suction cup. 513 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:42,460 And Kosalev, that's a cat-like reflex of the goalkeeper. 514 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:42,600 He's there. 515 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:43,920 He's a keepsake. 516 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:45,320 He's a keepsake. 517 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,720 And this was the goal here, the hurricane. 518 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,180 Lovely bit of outside of the left foot touch there. 519 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:52,440 Look. 520 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,080 Ah, Schlott's at home. 521 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,060 Schlottmaster 3000. 522 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,520 Really is Schlottmaster 3000. 523 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,180 A great bit of play there from the boys. 524 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,440 Big shout out there to Johnny up the bar and Samantha as well. 525 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,860 Thank you very much, Samantha, for your tip. 526 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,940 Really kind of you, and I hope you're doing well. 527 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,960 We'll be back to you just after a quick flash of Modric, everyone. 528 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,600 Or leprechaun, maybe. 529 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,380 Vatongan. 530 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,500 Vatongan. 531 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:16,540 Vatongan. 532 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:17,620 Vatongan. 533 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,740 Vatongan. 534 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:19,600 Vatongan. 535 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,400 Modric. 536 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,320 Modric. 537 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,320 Modric. 538 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,320 Modric. 539 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,400 Modric. 540 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,400 Modric. 541 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:26,340 Modric. 542 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,660 Great stuff. 543 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,700 Porridge D. Higgins, thank you very much. 544 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,300 I hope you're keeping well. 545 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,820 We'll get the second half underway now. 546 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,460 Welcome back to the action, everybody. 547 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,840 It's the Qatari 2020 World Cup. 548 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,300 Live. 549 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:42,060 From Qatar. 550 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,180 Comager team. 551 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:45,820 Myself. 552 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:46,680 Francis Higgins. 553 00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:47,440 Thank you very much. 554 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,260 Pissing like sugar. 555 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,040 Thank you very much. 556 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,500 And Thomasine Schlug. 557 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:52,700 How are you getting in? 558 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:54,880 Not too bad, Tommy. 559 00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:57,340 Thank you very much for that tip there, Samantha. 560 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,760 And pissing like sugar and porridge. 561 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,740 D. Higgins. 562 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,720 Very, very kind to you. 563 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,780 Hopefully you're doing well and enjoying the action. 564 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,620 Ireland. 565 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:09,340 A comfortable two-goal lead. 566 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,420 Which we have over the opposition at the moment. 567 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,260 Maybe a chance, perhaps, Tom. 568 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,080 To test drive a new formation or strategy. 569 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,700 Maybe halfway through this half. 570 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,160 Or even now, maybe. 571 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,740 Yeah, we should have done that at half-time. 572 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,720 We're too busy looking at the classic. 573 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:27,940 Look at that class touch there. 574 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,680 And a lovely thunder strike from Hendrik. 575 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:30,460 Ah. 576 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:36,080 You just couldn't write it even if you got down yourself with a feckin' pen and a piece of paper. 577 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,060 And you tried to plot it out. 578 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,100 You tried to do the minute by minute in your head. 579 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,120 It's just what Ireland needed at this first hurdle. 580 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,920 And it's what we wanted to, Tom. 581 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,340 Would I be right in saying that? 582 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,560 You should. 583 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,160 Sorry there. 584 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,600 There's still some porridge on the screen. 585 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,560 We need to get that off. 586 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,320 Tom. 587 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,060 Get rid of the porridge now, man. 588 00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:59,680 You're making us look like apes. 589 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,680 Tom, the porridge is huge. 590 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,120 Decrease porridge, please. 591 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,080 I'm trying to decrease. 592 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,920 Take it off altogether, Tom. 593 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,400 Porridge gone. 594 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,040 The porridge is gone. 595 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,880 And the screen is at its full maximum footballing potential now, as we can see all the players. 596 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:27,320 And these Moldovan boys that want to get their arses into gear and try and shape up up the other side of the garden. 597 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,800 Maybe they can do that here now. 598 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,640 I reckon next time the ball goes out of play, 599 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:36,940 do what Brian was saying 600 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,380 and go for that three at the back action. 601 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,620 Wouldn't be too rushed into the back action now. 602 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,800 So soon after that. 603 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,000 But I mean, look at this. 604 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,080 Karp. 605 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:53,640 Lovely bit of coy. 606 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,740 He was playing coy there to the referee with Karp. 607 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,240 Trying to win a foul, which he won. 608 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,820 But he was coyly, smiling. 609 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,280 And Randolph. 610 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,980 Out to McLean. 611 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,660 McLean. 612 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,400 Back to Ender Stevens. 613 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,120 Stevens. 614 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,160 Tries a floating, scintillating sleazeball 615 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,180 over to the outside right. 616 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,360 Finding Coleman. 617 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:24,840 Coleman. 618 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,740 Lovely little triangle here with the three boys. 619 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:28,740 The three amigos. 620 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,680 Lost stress friends. 621 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:35,860 As they shepherd the ball into the middle of the shepherd's pie now. 622 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,620 It's a lovely bit of wheeling. 623 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:39,920 It's a crazy bit of keel. 624 00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:41,780 Hurricane. 625 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:42,720 Hurrahan. 626 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,480 Dispossessed. 627 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,760 Bullied off the ball by a Moldavian bully man. 628 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:50,700 This isn't bully ball. 629 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,400 This is football. 630 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,380 Indeed you're right. 631 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,560 And it's time to do something a little bit. 632 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,760 No, actually we're going to keep it. 633 00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:58,600 We're going to keep it there. 634 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,400 Because 3-0 up Tommy. 635 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,780 If it's not broke, don't fix it. 636 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,140 That's the saying. 637 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:09,680 McGoldrick finds Hurrahan. 638 00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:11,460 Hurrahan. 639 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,800 Maintains possession with dignity and respect. 640 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,600 Coleman. 641 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,760 Coleman now. 642 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:20,660 Finds Brady. 643 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:21,760 Brady. 644 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,380 A little cruiser to Hendrik. 645 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,660 He's holding up pretty well. 646 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,180 Well, Brady makes a bomb down the wing. 647 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,940 Brady. 648 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,340 Got a lad in the middle. 649 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,620 Indeed he tries to find him. 650 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,480 He has found him. 651 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,720 Through Baltimore clean. 652 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,600 Cut out by the Moldovan defense. 653 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,720 They're rolling the balloon out to the pitch there. 654 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,500 With some aplomb. 655 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,920 And it looks a little bit dangerous now for Ireland. 656 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,720 Unless they can maintain the threat. 657 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:44,380 And they have. 658 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,460 Dispossessing their attacker very easily there. 659 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,640 Now, McLean's making a little runsie. 660 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,680 He's got something. 661 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:51,920 He's not wearing a onesie. 662 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,520 It's a three-piece jersey situation. 663 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:55,960 Socks, shorts and shirt. 664 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:58,860 What about the boots? 665 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:00,740 The boots are the players. 666 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,040 They're at the players' behest. 667 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,080 So you can wear whatever boots you want to wear. 668 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,600 Well, whoever's sponsoring you. 669 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,140 Isn't it great now getting paid to wear shoes? 670 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,700 It would be a dream come true, Tommy. 671 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:17,420 If every day I put on my shoes and I knew there was a few pounds going into the back pocket for it. 672 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:18,480 Yep. 673 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,160 It's actually a dream situation. 674 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,660 Just going to the shop. 675 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:23,760 Putting on a pair of shoes. 676 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,520 You know that you've got the money for the shop then. 677 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,340 I don't think it's as easy as that. 678 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,260 But look at Ireland. 679 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,400 They're making it look easy here. 680 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,320 And it's a fluffed line. 681 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,980 Right at the Gaiety Theatre. 682 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,600 Yeah, good effort anyway. 683 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:38,700 Wee Joe FC. 684 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,120 Thank you very much, my friend, for your lovely, kind-hearted and generous tip. 685 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:49,660 Apologies to anyone watching who is scared of the face which comes on or is annoyed by it. 686 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,880 You're just going to have to soak up the pressure on that one. 687 00:32:54,580 --> 00:33:03,460 Because it's only just unfair to the people who, like Tubber Quack there, who are being so kind to have their name in lights. 688 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,000 It's not lights though, it's just graphics. 689 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:09,580 Yeah, but I mean you get my face, Tom. 690 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,500 Combined with your name. 691 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,840 Sounds shit. 692 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,080 It's not shit. 693 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,100 And don't let on that it's shit. 694 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:17,800 Otherwise... 695 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,320 Otherwise what? 696 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,520 Otherwise, let's continue controlling the players and making them win the game. 697 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,960 Stephens floats a balloon into the central mixing unit. 698 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,740 But it's picked up by the Moldovans. 699 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:32,080 Who've got a lot of experience on that console. 700 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,720 Twisting buttons and flicking knobs. 701 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,540 And there's a knob flicker for Moldova now on the right-hand side of the left flank. 702 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:49,440 The Irish maintain a cool, calm, cucumber-istic posseh of the ball. 703 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:53,660 And it's, again, fumbled up scrappily-doodily by the Moldovan bad boys. 704 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,380 But again, bully ball is the game we're playing today. 705 00:33:56,380 --> 00:34:04,200 And it looks like whoever's got the biggest set of shoulders and the heaviest set of torso is going to come out better. 706 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,400 In each and every 50-50. 707 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,700 The Moldovans are trying to get something out of this now. 708 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,000 It's not looking good for them, though. 709 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,680 Yeah, we're bullying them, but... 710 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,980 It's not deterring them at any stage of the game. 711 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:22,760 They're big fellas. 712 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:24,700 They are, yeah. 713 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:27,720 They come from hard countries, like, you know, they've seen hardship. 714 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,320 And look at this. 715 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,440 They're about to see a little bit more hardship now. 716 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,160 It's hurrahan! 717 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:33,640 Just... 718 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,640 Yes! 719 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,800 Straight into the path of McGoldrick. 720 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:42,460 And he's making the boys sick again with unbelievable COVID goals. 721 00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:49,200 Just to reiterate, just to clarify, should I say, McGoldrick does not have COVID. 722 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,160 I didn't... 723 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,240 I was trying to... 724 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:57,040 It's the first thing that came out of my mind when I was reaching for some kind of sickness thing. 725 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,180 But I'm referring to the sickness of the score. 726 00:34:59,180 --> 00:34:59,820 Yep. 727 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,860 It's a sick-ass score. 728 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,620 It's legit fire. 729 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,300 Thank you very much to Arbolad with the tip. 730 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:09,420 Shout-out to the Blesso boys watching in the shed. 731 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,960 Also, shout-out to Dodo. 732 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,000 Shout-out to Dodo. 733 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,060 Dodo. 734 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,360 Demolish the onion sack, you're saying. 735 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,200 We're gonna do that. 736 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,160 All we came to do today was demolish sack. 737 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:26,460 And I have to tell you, there's gonna be no sack left by the end of this match. 738 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,100 We'll have the sack torn off the pitch. 739 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:34,300 We bloody hell will at this stage of the game. 740 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,660 Thank you very much there to the lads who just after tipping there. 741 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,160 The Blesso boys. 742 00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:41,780 Agus. 743 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,940 Tuber Quack FC. 744 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,520 Agus. 745 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,580 The Dodo. 746 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:48,020 Thank you very much to the Dodo. 747 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:48,620 Ireland. 748 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,300 Looking very solid at the moment, Tom. 749 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,120 What can I say? 750 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,720 It's finally beginning to come together for them after the last few games. 751 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,420 The last few days. 752 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,660 They're beginning to gel. 753 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,600 There's a lovely bit of gelage. 754 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,940 Would it be a sanitizer gel, would it? 755 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:08,880 It'd have to be. 756 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,580 It'd have to be. 757 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:11,840 And where did they buy it? 758 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:13,900 It came isht. 759 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,320 And how much? 760 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,600 Probably about 15 euro. 761 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,040 Yep. 762 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:19,740 They're gouging. 763 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,840 Beware of the gougers. 764 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,060 If you're out there. 765 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,460 And they're absolutely trying to gouge your eyes out. 766 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,540 I don't think it's that bad. 767 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,040 The final whistle has gone here. 768 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,560 And it's Ireland 4. 769 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,760 Moldova 0. 770 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,880 And look at your man there. 771 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,900 He doesn't look happy. 772 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:35,920 Why would he? 773 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:36,620 He's been bet. 774 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,140 And there your man, McGoldrick. 775 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,240 The goal scoring. 776 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,880 Goal scoring. 777 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,680 Goal scorer. 778 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,220 Striker for us. 779 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:44,880 Ireland. 780 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,760 And amazing. 781 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,020 And lovely bit of pat a cake. 782 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:47,640 Pat a cake. 783 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,600 Pat the baker. 784 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:53,180 A bit of gossiping about the other bakers on the field. 785 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,880 Yeah, they were shite bakers. 786 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,640 And the bread that they had was steel. 787 00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:58,800 Whereas ours. 788 00:36:59,180 --> 00:36:59,880 Fresh out the oven. 789 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,520 Fresh out the oven. 790 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:05,700 We even needed to leave the bread out for a bit to cool down. 791 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,080 It was that fresh. 792 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,160 It was. 793 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320 It smelt great. 794 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,280 Sandra Joyce. 795 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,660 Loves the bread. 796 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,320 Thank you very much for the tip. 797 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,820 Thank you very much, Sandra. 798 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,320 Tommy, we can't see whether or not Sandra Joyce does love bread. 799 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:24,780 You never know. 800 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,900 She might be on the gluten-free stuff. 801 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,580 I tried that myself. 802 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,420 It's a fad. 803 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,540 I don't know about that. 804 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,120 There's people who don't like that gluten sort of stuff. 805 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:36,820 Like, you know, they're. 806 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,520 I think they're intolerant to it. 807 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:41,740 Yeah, well, I'm intolerant to fads. 808 00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,360 I eat only white slice. 809 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:46,420 O'Hara's. 810 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:47,700 Foxfoot. 811 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,940 I've told you before when I was driving the bus. 812 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,020 I used to have a little scam going with the O'Hara's boys. 813 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,280 I used to give them free lifts. 814 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,100 And they used to give me free loads. 815 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:02,860 That was an amazing little bit of scam work there. 816 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:07,020 And Iroquois Plishkin, thank you very much for your lovely kind-hearted tip there. 817 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,000 What about these highlights that we've got here? 818 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,140 We've got a lovely little highlights package, Tom. 819 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:12,700 Great highlights package. 820 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:15,000 Thank you very much, Plishkin. 821 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,040 And Sandra Joyce. 822 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,460 Hendrik here. 823 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,620 Scooping the ball wide. 824 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,200 And he's very angry, you can see. 825 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:23,060 Difficult porridge dumps. 826 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,460 Thank you very much, difficult porridge dumps. 827 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:30,320 Yeah, and another lovely shot here from McGoldrick. 828 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,520 Was this the goal? 829 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,300 No, it wasn't. 830 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,080 Straight at the keeper's foot. 831 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,920 Great bit of footwork there from the keeper. 832 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,880 I seen him all week, trinning that foot up on a lamppost. 833 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:42,020 How would he have gone about that, Tom? 834 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,080 Can you describe that to us in scintillating, searing details? 835 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:46,360 I will. 836 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,520 I'd like to just say, though, don't leave a poopy bum hole. 837 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,280 Thank you very much. 838 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,460 Basically, he'd just be doing a kind of karate Mr. Miyagi job on the local lamppost. 839 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,780 Out in Moldova. 840 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,180 They're all made of soft wood. 841 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,420 Click is scoring goals. 842 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,040 He certainly is. 843 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,800 One click is all it takes. 844 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,140 Thank you very much for that. 845 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,020 Can you get Paddy Bamford on your squad? 846 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,360 Hashtag granny rule. 847 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:13,280 He should. 848 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,740 Patrick Bamford. 849 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,340 He's a workhorse, and he gets a lot of shtick. 850 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,820 He does get a lot of shtick, but I tell you something. 851 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:23,580 He doesn't give anything less than 110% each week. 852 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:24,940 Holds the ball up well. 853 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:30,200 He's got a good brain, and his fitness is impeccable. 854 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:36,280 Plus, it shouldn't all be on his shoulders to put the goals away for Leeds United. 855 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,080 Nah. 856 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,260 I mean, the outfield players need to rise up and come up the ranks as well, and your man, 857 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:47,280 Harrison, he's had a load of unlucky chances on goal, but he's not for the want trying. 858 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,980 He needs to step up, and he's been lucky, actually, Bamford, that the other team have stepped up. 859 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,740 It takes a bit of courage out of the team. 860 00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:58,040 You know, if you're failing like that, and yourself. 861 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:04,040 We've seen with Ireland the last two finals, which we've been up against quite sterling, 862 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,040 hard opposition in Brazil, and last night, who was it? 863 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:09,440 Belgium. 864 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,580 Yep. 865 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,160 Very tough teams. 866 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,720 I'm actually amazed that we managed to come out of it alive. 867 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,140 But look it. 868 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,700 We've got another half to come. 869 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,580 It's all to pray for. 870 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,540 Kearney Folk, thank you very much. 871 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,000 Oh, sorry, sorry. 872 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:24,700 It's full time. 873 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:25,720 Full time. 874 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:26,680 We won the match, Ta. 875 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,040 We won the match, Farnell. 876 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,560 That was so easy. 877 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,520 It felt that was so easy that it felt like we still had another half to play. 878 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:42,120 Thank you very much, Kearney Folk, and Click is Scoring Goals, and Dunleavy Poopy Bumhole. 879 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,580 Great, great names. 880 00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:48,000 A fantastic bit of broadcasting, which are patronizing now, which are tips. 881 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,300 All the best, T-Lads. 882 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:51,140 Come back. 883 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,660 Join us for more football coming right up. 884 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,280 Don't go away. 885 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:54,980 Modric. 886 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:55,900 Modric. 887 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:56,900 Modric. 888 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:57,820 Modric. 889 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:58,820 Modric. 890 00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,820 Modric. 891 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,820 Modric. 892 00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:01,820 Modric. 893 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:02,820 Modric. 894 00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:03,820 Modric. 895 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:04,820 Modric. 896 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:05,820 Modric. 897 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:06,820 Modric. 898 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:07,820 Modric. 899 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:08,820 Modric. 900 00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:09,820 Modric. 901 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:10,820 Modric. 902 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,820 Modric. 903 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,820 Modric. 904 00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:13,820 Modric. 905 00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:18,320 How's it going, guys? 906 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:24,720 Connor Williams here, back at the score desk, just with the round-up of group stage match 907 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,920 day one results. 908 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,220 Germany beat the First Islands 2-0. 909 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:31,220 Lebanon failed at the first hurdle against Venezuela. 910 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:37,720 Ireland crushing Moldova there under their jackboots, or football boots, whatever they're 911 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720 wearing. 912 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,720 Footballers wear jackboots on the pitch. 913 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,720 Oman suffered mercilessly in the hands of Peru. 914 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:51,320 The men from the mountains, the Peruvian dreamers, the Llamalots. 915 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:57,020 The Romania boys, well, they remain unbeaten. 916 00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:02,120 After beating Lafayette 1-0, Australia with a boring 0-0 stalemate there with Panama. 917 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,320 Have to get their canals in order for the next game. 918 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,320 Try and get those goals flowing. 919 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,920 Belgium 2-0 against Estonia. 920 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,320 So Nigeria faltering miserably against the Argentinians. 921 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,520 The rest of the games there is Swedes versus the Andorans. 922 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:23,520 Managed to vanquish those little small boys from that small country, small area of land 923 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,520 there just between Spain and France, I believe. 924 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,520 I'm not sure. 925 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,120 Iran 2-2 with the Chile men. 926 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120 The Chile Willys. 927 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:38,120 The Austrian lads 2-0 against Luxemburgers. 928 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,120 The Moroccan boys. 929 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:46,120 Managed to vanquish Diego Costa Rica for 2. 930 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,120 Espanolos. 931 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,120 You better believe it. 932 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,120 Georgie Hadji faltering against them. 933 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,720 0-2. 934 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,720 Algeria. 935 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,520 They bet the Yanks 1-0. 936 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,720 The Finnish boys. 937 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,720 Came up on top. 938 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:05,720 After facing off against their Baltic counterparts Lithuania. 939 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,720 And then the Egyptian wizards. 940 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,720 With the Egyptian magician Mohammed Saleh. 941 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,720 Bringing them to glory. 942 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:20,320 Four goals to the good there against Ecuador. 943 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,320 It's looking absolutely spicy. 944 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,320 It's looking very tasty. 945 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:30,320 And I was actually saying to Johnny Ronan the last day. 946 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,320 We were just having a bit of a self-isolation in the Maybach. 947 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,320 In the back of the Maybach here. 948 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,320 A few bottles of Ruby Red. 949 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,920 And a couple of Schielevert special. 950 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920 And Chilean wine. 951 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,920 Even though Schielevert was a goalkeeper. 952 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,920 For Chile actually. 953 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920 Yeah. 954 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920 Yeah. 955 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920 He was a mad man. 956 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,920 Used to take free kicks. 957 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920 We actually had him in the car as well. 958 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,920 But we realised he come all the way over Chile. 959 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,920 Just to have a bit of wine with a bit of Cab Sam as well. 960 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920 In the back of the Maybach. 961 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,920 And sorry my face. 962 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920 You couldn't see my head there. 963 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920 Yeah. 964 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,920 Sheilavert was getting a little bit annoyed. 965 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,920 Because we couldn't open the door. 966 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,520 Something to do with the electric locking. 967 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,520 We left the key up the front as well. 968 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,520 Fucking annoying. 969 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,520 I was basically like a child lock. 970 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520 With lads in a car. 971 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,520 Situation. 972 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,520 We only had one bottle of goose to do. 973 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,520 And Sheilavert was just knocking on. 974 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,520 Rapping on the window here. 975 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520 Going yo. 976 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,520 Lads. 977 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,520 Let us in lads. 978 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,520 I'm all right. 979 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,520 I'm over all the way from Chile. 980 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,520 And. 981 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,520 I said sorry man. 982 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,520 No can do. 983 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,120 We didn't want to explain to him that we lost the key to the Maybach. 984 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,120 And we couldn't open the door. 985 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,120 So we just used the Covid response. 986 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,120 We played the Covid card. 987 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,120 And said. 988 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,120 Sheiliver. 989 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,120 Sorry man. 990 00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,720 You best just go back to Chile or something. 991 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,720 Covid stuff. 992 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,120 And that he did. 993 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,120 And. 994 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,120 Yeah. 995 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,120 Look. 996 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,120 It's all going to blow over guys. 997 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,120 It'll be grand. 998 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,620 everything's gonna be fine 999 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:25,540 try try again Ireland looking for a pummeling powerhouse opening up to slam down the egg ball 1000 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:35,100 mercilessly and ruthlessly and doggedly against this Welsh backline of beasts from the valleys 1001 00:45:35,100 --> 00:46:03,660 they were shipped over to Ireland via cargo ferry this morning inside a shipping container large enough to house a museum exhibit of beasts this was no exhibit of fossils this was a live batch of Welsh monsters when they arrived at Dublin port the cargo was transported to the Aviva containing all 22 monsters 1002 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:19,160 stuck in a containment unit till kickoff they were fed daffodils and leeks and other less known stereotypical Welsh foodstuffs the stereo foodstuffs great Welsh rock band quintessentially disassociated 1003 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:24,000 a daily slice of steak 1004 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:32,580 welcome back to the world cup experience with sponsored by zurek death thank you very much for 1005 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:40,820 that we're nestled snugly atop of group f ahead of the peruvian dreamers the omani o manners and 1006 00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:49,120 also the moldovan nightmare boys who we managed to send back into their own nightmare world by 1007 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:55,020 dispatching them handily four goals to the goose tommy indeed tuberquack thank you very much for your tip 1008 00:46:55,020 --> 00:47:01,600 four goals to the goose big shout out to a grey goose premium vodka for your tip and also my mate 1009 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:09,460 shpuds got corona for your sweet sweet tiptoe indeed as well that was a great little situation 1010 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:18,000 um wes hooligan thank you very much that's very kind yeah let's move on swiftly and uh let's have a little 1011 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,560 look before we do go in the other group sweden are doing well they won the first game morocco austria 1012 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,200 let's not regard the bottom two of any of the other groups spain and algeria doing well egypt and 1013 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,040 finland got their workout help from them but they're doing well in their opening group game against the 1014 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:40,540 lithuines the ecuadorians itchy langer jr thank you very much for your uh tender tip uh which is a coin 1015 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:48,460 you donated i didn't see how many how many uh you just have a quick look there itchy langer yeah one euro 1016 00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:53,580 thank you very much for your uh one euro tip that's very kind of you and zurich death again 1017 00:47:53,580 --> 00:48:00,060 um just couldn't stay away zierich death huh thank you very much for that germany and venezuela are doing 1018 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:05,660 the business in their group but they're only up against red leb and the pharaoh boys how are they 1019 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:10,620 going to fare up against the uh the germanians the germane greers they're not going to do well at all 1020 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:16,780 they're going to get crushed they're going to get absolutely dispatched into the next realm what like 1021 00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:23,260 mark formerly known as known as sweet beasts thank you very much like dead like no they're not going 1022 00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:29,100 to get killed but they are metaphorically going to be dispatched to the next realm what would the next 1023 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:39,020 realm be elimination sony boys thank you very much sony boys for your tip romania and australia are doing 1024 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:44,540 the business in their group against the panamians i think that's how you'd say the someone from panama 1025 00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:52,540 tommy would you call them a panamian no because panama you see so you wouldn't say panamania maybe 1026 00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:54,620 what panamania 1027 00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,740 zebes thanks very much zebes listen zebes we're just trying to get to grips here with what the 1028 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:05,740 you know the term would be if you're referring to a big group of lads from panama 1029 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:13,980 panama jack i would have just said that that's not a collective for a country like the end you're just 1030 00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:21,900 sticking the name jack in there yeah i get you i get you uh what about the latvians what would you call 1031 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:31,660 them the lads yep it makes sense the romanians the rooms and the australians 1032 00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:41,500 the ozies i forgot about that the oz is a well known for that ozzy crack belgium and argentina 1033 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:49,820 they're doing well both of them have won their first game opening match of their group h and it's the 1034 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,500 nigerians and the estonians 1035 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:57,900 who've managed to falter in their opening group games would you believe that after the belgians and 1036 00:49:57,900 --> 00:50:02,620 argentinos won their group games i would believe that because the belgians and the argentinos won their 1037 00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:11,900 first game yeah then it only stands for reason that nigeria and estonia the other two players or teams in the group yeah 1038 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:18,940 stands for reason they would have lashed indeed it does tommy that's it's great how it has a logical 1039 00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:26,540 progression like that isn't it it is lovely progression ireland versus oh man oh man am i excited 1040 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:34,140 let's get to grips with this now we absolutely arse hold the boys in the the first game 4-0 what you 1041 00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:40,860 think we've got in stock for these guys i had a look down the stock room earlier on there's so much stock 1042 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:47,420 ready to go out on the shelves yep there is there's so much stock in that on that bench in that training 1043 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:53,340 room um and there's definitely no sign of any of the stock being depleted even if there are people panic 1044 00:50:53,340 --> 00:51:00,780 buying the stock out there no one is doing any panic buying here and look at that colo colo this is an 1045 00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:08,060 amazing stadium where is it tom do you study your monument tell the colo colo out in mexico i believe 1046 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:14,060 and look at kio's eyes is wired to the moon surely that's going to be something that's going to stand to 1047 00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:19,100 us will it i don't know just let's hope the dopers aren't tasting after the match 1048 00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:29,260 let's see ireland win we want to see ireland win big time together we are strong boys victory or nothing 1049 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:48,300 thank you very much big x jim please stand for the national anthem 1050 00:51:48,300 --> 00:52:03,020 thank you very much there for uh begathevei ron hubbard for your tip there and also your outladies got worms thank you very much thank you very much net 1051 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:13,240 Thank you very much there for a good guy who they run for your tip there and also your 1052 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,240 outladies got worms. 1053 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240 Thank you very much. 1054 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,240 Thank you very much. 1055 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240 Thank you very much. 1056 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:26,080 That's the great bit of ball to be played again in the national anthem. 1057 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,700 We don't need to hear the national anthem of the other squad. 1058 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,640 Isn't that the crack? 1059 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,540 Crack back and sack. 1060 00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:37,020 And look at that. 1061 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,540 None of those lads. 1062 00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,540 Pack cocks, false nine. 1063 00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:40,540 Thank you very much. 1064 00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:44,980 None of their lads had their faces on the screen. 1065 00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:50,840 The referee blows his amazingly fantastic whistle to signify the beginning of the first half 1066 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:55,760 of the second group match game of the World Cup 2022 Qatar. 1067 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,760 Ireland's group. 1068 00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:02,260 Hashid, thank you very much for your tip and for everyone who's tipping away there. 1069 00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:03,160 Kind of you. 1070 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,640 It certainly puts a bit of wind in the sails, Tommy, doesn't it? 1071 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,160 It really does. 1072 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,160 Keeps us tipping away, that's for sure. 1073 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,160 Ha ha ha. 1074 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,160 Lovely little bit of pun work. 1075 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,600 And that's what you get, you see. 1076 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,600 That's what you're getting here. 1077 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:21,340 And it's Ireland trying to make a hames of their opposition in this early stage of the game. 1078 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:24,140 And McLean's running down the wing like a demonic McLeaner. 1079 00:53:24,140 --> 00:53:25,960 And he manages to find a guy in the box. 1080 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:26,500 It's McGoldrick. 1081 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,680 One, two. 1082 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,860 One shot is all it takes. 1083 00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:31,460 The McGoldrick way. 1084 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,500 Lovely bit of one touch. 1085 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,400 Smacker Jacker Lacquer Loonie. 1086 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:37,460 Come on, Ireland. 1087 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,400 We're going to the final. 1088 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,100 Open the pubs, boys. 1089 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,500 Josh like to apologize there. 1090 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,060 We don't want to open the pubs. 1091 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,420 Thank you very much to Hashid. 1092 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,300 And also, bumming the Adlums Owl for your kind-hearted and generous tip. 1093 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:56,040 Jap's eye king. 1094 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,180 Thank you very much for that. 1095 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,260 And it's a great situation here with the two boys. 1096 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,760 Blashing the ball into the back of the sack. 1097 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:03,640 Straight. 1098 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,400 Down the middle. 1099 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,100 But it's an easy one for the goalkeeper. 1100 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,740 And it's a strange one. 1101 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,440 That he didn't manage to get it. 1102 00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,060 He dove too late. 1103 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:18,520 I don't think it was that much of an easy one to really take. 1104 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,740 New Mercedes, thank you very much. 1105 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:22,580 I don't think it was that easy to take, Tom. 1106 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,420 He struck it like a bullet. 1107 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,320 He's got bullet boots on. 1108 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,740 Sponsored by war zones, yes. 1109 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:31,920 And this is Hendrick now. 1110 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,320 Looking to lay down a bit of war zone on his opponent. 1111 00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,920 As he manages to find Brady in good space. 1112 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,100 Brady, could he find McGoldrick in good time? 1113 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:39,620 He tries it. 1114 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,180 McGoldrick. 1115 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:41,800 And it's straight off the bear. 1116 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:42,860 And it's... 1117 00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,020 Oh. 1118 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:45,660 Nearly own gold into the back of the sack. 1119 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:46,820 But look at this. 1120 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:47,380 McGoldrick. 1121 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,700 Takes his time. 1122 00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,040 Schlotz it left. 1123 00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:53,160 And the keeper manages to get a lovely hand on it. 1124 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,140 And it rolls just in front of that touchline, Tommy. 1125 00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:58,920 Touchline, Tommy. 1126 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,240 That's the way it's going to be for the next 10 or 20 minutes. 1127 00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:04,000 Pure touchline work. 1128 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,540 We need to be on that line. 1129 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:06,640 Touching it. 1130 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,020 With the ball. 1131 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,400 But not going over it. 1132 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:09,940 Yep. 1133 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,440 Because that would be a goal kick if it did go over it, Tom. 1134 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,100 Indeed. 1135 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:13,140 Indeed. 1136 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,880 Unless the other players have touched it. 1137 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,100 In which case, it would be... 1138 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:18,640 A corner kick. 1139 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:19,340 To... 1140 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,260 Ireland. 1141 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:21,580 Good man, Tommy. 1142 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,400 Welcome back to the soccer if you've just joined us. 1143 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:30,300 It's Ireland's second group match game of the opening phase of the World Cup 2022 in Qatar. 1144 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,240 A great country. 1145 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:32,220 Morally. 1146 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,300 And it's got a lot of dignity about it. 1147 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,940 A lot of respect for humans. 1148 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,620 And it's a great place. 1149 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,680 And I really am thankful for them for giving me the job. 1150 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:45,440 As Ireland. 1151 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,200 Try to get the ball into the onion sack again. 1152 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,420 From down here, it's a long way away. 1153 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:51,080 Indeed. 1154 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:53,320 McGoldrick's making moves. 1155 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:54,480 McGoldrick's making moves. 1156 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,240 McGoldrick. 1157 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:55,820 Has he got it? 1158 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:56,800 He has it. 1159 00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:58,820 And his cash is checked down the bank. 1160 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,480 The bank is in Oman. 1161 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:03,200 The bank was closed due to COVID-19. 1162 00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:04,760 They told him to go online. 1163 00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:06,420 He did that. 1164 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,500 And he made a fucking lodgement. 1165 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,440 Into the Oman sack. 1166 00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,060 Oman, Oman alive. 1167 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:15,820 Am I excited now? 1168 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:19,540 We are moving at a nice, nice pace. 1169 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:20,860 Charlie George. 1170 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,500 Thank you very much, sir. 1171 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,300 For a beautiful, beautiful 10 euro tip. 1172 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,720 And look at this. 1173 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,200 A lovely, lovely tip into the sack. 1174 00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,820 Does he be tipping much sack on his after his time? 1175 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:33,760 I told you. 1176 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,800 He spends all the schmacking lampposts with his boots. 1177 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,920 Steel toe cap? 1178 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,440 No steel toe cap. 1179 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,800 Hard or soft leather? 1180 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:45,620 Medium. 1181 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,580 Lovely stuff. 1182 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,420 Lovely bit of hustling and harrying there on the wing. 1183 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,280 Between the harriarchers. 1184 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,740 The two boys. 1185 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,180 Making the Omani boy. 1186 00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,160 Feel a little bit unwelcome. 1187 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,220 A little bit disturbed. 1188 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,880 But the Omanis are not laying down without a fight. 1189 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,200 Yeah, they're kind of laying down and just kicking. 1190 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:13,320 You know the way the MMA boys lay on their back and put their legs up. 1191 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,580 Yeah, like beetles on their backs. 1192 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:16,680 Yeah. 1193 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,300 They're doing a bit of back beetling. 1194 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:19,200 Yeah. 1195 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,460 They're the fifth beetle. 1196 00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:22,340 Well, there's 11 of them. 1197 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,940 So how many beetles would that be in total then? 1198 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,000 What's 11 plus 4? 1199 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,180 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. 1200 00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,320 Imagine 15 beetles. 1201 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,020 Imagine the sound that could have been. 1202 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:36,900 Amazing. 1203 00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,960 It might have been shite though, Tommy. 1204 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:40,920 You never know. 1205 00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:42,160 Could have been. 1206 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,560 Probably best just leaving it at the fab four. 1207 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,860 Yep. 1208 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,120 Ringo. 1209 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:48,700 Jarno. 1210 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,720 Billo. 1211 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,100 And Eamon. 1212 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,540 I think they had different names, but look. 1213 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,420 Let's not get too bogged down in rock music trivia. 1214 00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:00,800 Let's get bogged down in the ball here. 1215 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,060 As the bit of ball is going to be played into the bog. 1216 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:04,940 Boom. 1217 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:06,700 Hurrahan. 1218 00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,060 Can he find a man? 1219 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:08,980 Indeed. 1220 00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:10,540 He finds a man from Oman. 1221 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,600 Finds the chest of an Oman man. 1222 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,960 And it goes out for a fucking throw man. 1223 00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:15,900 Please. 1224 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:16,640 Please. 1225 00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:17,920 Do not swear, Francis. 1226 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:22,760 I apologize for the usage of language and look at Sky Sports if you're watching. 1227 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,360 This isn't the complete package. 1228 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,240 You don't know what you don't get. 1229 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:27,520 What you don't have. 1230 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,680 Give us a chance. 1231 00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:29,500 Give us a trial. 1232 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,260 Give us a day at the office. 1233 00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:31,900 We'll come in. 1234 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,520 We'll shock you. 1235 00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:33,100 We'll awe you. 1236 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:35,640 We'll do everything. 1237 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,820 We won't do everything, Tom. 1238 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,580 We don't want to be giving everything away. 1239 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,240 Like we need to show some kind of leverage. 1240 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,100 We've got leverage. 1241 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:48,640 There was a bad bit of leverage there on that jump from McLean. 1242 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,500 He didn't get enough leverage onto that ball. 1243 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:51,320 Boom. 1244 00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:58,740 I'd say he needed to get more leverage physically in the air to be able to head the ball downwards. 1245 00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:02,680 But I mean, to be able to control the ball anyway at that speed, at that pace, at that velocity. 1246 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,740 Take a lot out of you. 1247 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,420 Well, take a lot out of you is right. 1248 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:07,920 Oman now. 1249 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,900 Trying to take the game into the night and do something with it. 1250 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,880 It's 33 minutes on the clock and it's hard to see what they're going to do with father time. 1251 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:20,720 Maybe they wrote a letter to father time and said, listen, any chance you could give us a bit more? 1252 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:21,440 Hendrick, though. 1253 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:25,820 He's got a striking boot force and he's got a striking eye for goal. 1254 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,220 Goal for Ireland. 1255 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,200 3-0. 1256 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,020 And it's looking very ominous for Oman. 1257 00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:33,880 Very bad for the boys from Oman. 1258 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:37,020 A donation came in there. 1259 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,320 It said, James McLean hates the... 1260 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,520 And then there was another word. 1261 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,780 And we got told off for repeating that phrase the last day. 1262 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,060 So thanks for the donation. 1263 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:48,060 But I can't have that text written on the screen. 1264 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,860 Otherwise, there's going to be... 1265 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:57,860 It's not fair on McLean as well because he would have to suffer dog's abuse on the pitch while playing over there. 1266 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,940 So why would you... 1267 00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,680 Why add to already a shit situation? 1268 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,300 Even though I do accept there are a lot of... 1269 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:12,500 There could be people that have heavy, heavy, you know, tendencies to really, really go hard on the Ra. 1270 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:15,040 Either for it or against it. 1271 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:20,360 And what's the point of stoking up that kind of talk and chant? 1272 01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,840 And also, a lot of people who might hate the Queen. 1273 01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:24,440 That's without... 1274 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,140 You know, nobody's arguing that. 1275 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,540 But why do we need to keep that in our game of football? 1276 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,720 Do you have any opinion, Tommy? 1277 01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:39,460 All I want to do is watch the ball and see Ireland throunce opposition. 1278 01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:46,480 And if they come up against England, like they did yesterday, I'm not going to hide my excitement. 1279 01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,380 Well, you did. 1280 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,740 You were bollocking me for not hiding it yesterday. 1281 01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:53,760 Look, I mean, it's hard. 1282 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,560 I know I can speak the speak and talk the talk and walk the walk. 1283 01:00:57,060 --> 01:01:01,760 But when we're actually playing the game, different story, different scenario. 1284 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,720 You get swept up. 1285 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,180 You do get swept up, Tommy. 1286 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,260 Look at the boys now, about to sweep the O'Manns. 1287 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,320 The O'Manny crumbs into the bin. 1288 01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,240 But it's... 1289 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,240 Absolutely... 1290 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,860 The bin is full at the moment. 1291 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:13,780 It needs to be taken out. 1292 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,900 Not enough room in the bin to get any more trash into the receptacle. 1293 01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:19,660 Now... 1294 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:25,160 Oh, man, trying to receptacleize the ball into our half, but it's halftime. 1295 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,560 And McGoldrick, two goals from himself. 1296 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:32,260 Jimi Hendrix managed to get a lovely shot into the mixer as well. 1297 01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:35,760 Big shout-out to Sam, who's tipped €3 there. 1298 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,880 Thank you very much, Sam. 1299 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:39,000 And also the porridge family doo-doo. 1300 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,920 Very kind of you-you. 1301 01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:45,080 Hopefully you're getting on well and enjoying the ball. 1302 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,760 Francis and Tom, please let Connor know that his tinted Maybach windows 1303 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,800 have subverted his sense of South American knowledge. 1304 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,320 Shiliver is Paraguayan, not Chilean. 1305 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,960 Thanks very much for letting us know about that. 1306 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,320 We do aim to get everything right. 1307 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,100 But as I said to you, Captain Cabinets, thank you so much for that tip. 1308 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,000 Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets. 1309 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,720 Captain Cabinets, I hope you're doing well. 1310 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,040 Best of luck to you. 1311 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:14,440 We do aim to get everything right here, statistically speaking. 1312 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,480 If you're watching, again, reiterating the sentiment. 1313 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,360 Sky Sports. 1314 01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:22,360 Luxembourg, lad. 1315 01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,020 Thank you very much. 1316 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:23,860 BBC. 1317 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,200 NBC. 1318 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:27,720 NBC. 1319 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,360 ESPN. 1320 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:31,220 BT. 1321 01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,420 Setanta, if it's still going. 1322 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,300 Virgin Media won even. 1323 01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:39,120 RT. 1324 01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:40,200 Even RT. 1325 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,660 If you're watching, lads. 1326 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,040 Get us on the ball. 1327 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:45,620 Wexford. 1328 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,600 Thank you very much. 1329 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,840 Get us on the ball. 1330 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:51,100 Give us a day at the office. 1331 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,540 Myself and Tom will come in. 1332 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,240 We won't ask for lunch or travel expenses. 1333 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,660 We'll do what we can. 1334 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,020 We'll give what we have. 1335 01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:00,980 We'll work in the dark. 1336 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,840 The rest will be in the madness of art. 1337 01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:09,800 Just give us ten minutes in the booth and see what fire we can spit. 1338 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,000 Because there's a man here beside me. 1339 01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,060 Tommy Schlug. 1340 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:14,120 How are you getting on? 1341 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,100 He's worked hard all his life. 1342 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,440 He was in NATO for 18 years doing peacekeeping. 1343 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:20,760 I was. 1344 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,300 He used to work down the tunnels in London. 1345 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,100 Digging ditches and drains and what not the fuck else. 1346 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:27,140 I was. 1347 01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:28,840 He's been there. 1348 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,640 He's drank it. 1349 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,120 He's bought the t-shirt here. 1350 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,820 I spit slouch on the t-shirt. 1351 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,860 Ruined the fecking t-shirt so you did. 1352 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,600 Ruined myself man. 1353 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,760 We've been to the top. 1354 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,180 We've been to the bottom. 1355 01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:44,940 We know it all. 1356 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,580 You can't tell us anything. 1357 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,840 But you can give us ten minutes in the booth. 1358 01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:50,540 Sky Sports. 1359 01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,860 Gary Neville and Carragher. 1360 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,640 What the feck do those lads know about you? 1361 01:03:56,740 --> 01:04:00,580 They only played for the top clubs in the English division. 1362 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:01,840 That's why they're on the screen. 1363 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,600 They might have done that but they haven't got the world smarts like me and you. 1364 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,480 That's up for debate. 1365 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,320 Tell you what isn't up for debate. 1366 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,520 That performance from Ireland in the first half. 1367 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,580 From the moment we took the tip we knew there was something on the tip of the tongue. 1368 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,420 What was it Tom? 1369 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,260 I don't know a word or something. 1370 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:23,420 Yep. 1371 01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,880 And it says it's one word. 1372 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:28,720 Onions. 1373 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:29,300 No. 1374 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,940 It means glory and winning stuff. 1375 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:33,740 Winning. 1376 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,760 Nope. 1377 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,020 It's another word for winning. 1378 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:38,800 Well done. 1379 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:39,640 Nope. 1380 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:40,560 That's two words Tom. 1381 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,640 One word for winning. 1382 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,040 Yep. 1383 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:45,900 Come on Tom. 1384 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,580 It's wasting the viewers time man. 1385 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:48,240 We need to be more. 1386 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:49,980 BBC are watching. 1387 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:50,480 We're fucked. 1388 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,020 You can't swear. 1389 01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:53,240 One word. 1390 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:53,640 Winning. 1391 01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:54,260 Begins with V. 1392 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:54,880 Yep. 1393 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:55,340 Go on. 1394 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:58,660 V'jazzle. 1395 01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,620 Fuck's sake Tom. 1396 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,620 Modric. 1397 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:30,440 Modric. 1398 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,400 Modric. 1399 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,400 Modric. 1400 01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:33,500 Modric. 1401 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:34,480 Modric. 1402 01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:35,420 Modric. 1403 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,300 Modric. 1404 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,440 Welcome back to the World Cup everybody. 1405 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,180 Thank you very much ropes for your lovely tip there. 1406 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,020 Tell you something. 1407 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:47,740 O'Man are on the ropes and they're feeling the sting of each and every individual pummel we lay upon their torso. 1408 01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:48,640 Face. 1409 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,160 Complete upper body area. 1410 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,020 But saying that they're coming back now with a bit of a counter. 1411 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:59,780 It's going to be cleaned up by Randall with a lovely fish out to the left. 1412 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,020 Finds Kazem on the wing. 1413 01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,080 It's cleaned up lovely by McLean. 1414 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:06,720 The cleaner. 1415 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,800 Who's cleaning house on that wing there. 1416 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,440 All day. 1417 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,120 All night. 1418 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:11,960 Keo. 1419 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,280 Lovely flavored crisps. 1420 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,000 We've got some Majid action on the left there. 1421 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,580 Coleman is going to take on Majid. 1422 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,080 Magisterially. 1423 01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,400 Lays a ball forward. 1424 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,080 Feeds a ball to Brady through the feed tube. 1425 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,140 Hendrick now. 1426 01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:29,520 Hendrick slots a lovely one into the center circle. 1427 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,480 And Hurrahan. 1428 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,760 Laying it off to the man Ender Stevens on the wing. 1429 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,040 He's got McLean up ahead of him. 1430 01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:35,640 Will he use him? 1431 01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:36,000 He does. 1432 01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,180 He utilizes McLean well. 1433 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,240 What did McLean do now? 1434 01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:39,280 Gives it back to Hurrahan. 1435 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,220 It's a poor pass. 1436 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:42,380 And it's cut out by the O'Manis. 1437 01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:44,820 The O'Manis have given the ball away to Hendrick. 1438 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,080 Hendrick finds a lovely bit of Brady on the ball. 1439 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:47,740 Brady. 1440 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,940 He gives it back to Coleman. 1441 01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:50,700 He's got a lot of lads going into the box now. 1442 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,480 He might try something. 1443 01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:52,220 It's a lovely laugh. 1444 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,620 To through ball to find Hurrahan. 1445 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,280 Hurrahan. 1446 01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,240 Blasts the ball. 1447 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,120 But it's a blanker. 1448 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,580 And it hits off the O'Manis. 1449 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,480 We've still got possession now. 1450 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,540 Ireland lurking menacingly on the outside of the box. 1451 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:09,640 A long range effort from McLean is no effort at all for the goalkeeper. 1452 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,840 Whose name is Sultan. 1453 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:11,920 Yep. 1454 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,560 Funny how he could be the Sultan of Schwing. 1455 01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:18,520 How could he be the Sultan of Schwing, Tom? 1456 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:19,820 I don't know. 1457 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,200 It's the only kind of... 1458 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,900 I'm trying to make some kind of wordplay thing. 1459 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,940 It's the only thing I can think of. 1460 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,620 It was nonsensical, Tom. 1461 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,980 And it's going to get us no work in the future. 1462 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,280 Randolph. 1463 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,480 Rolls the ball considerably out to his men. 1464 01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:33,820 He's got Brady. 1465 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,720 Who loves the touch out on the wing. 1466 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,660 Gives a lovely bit of throughage. 1467 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:38,840 Through pipe. 1468 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,260 To McGoldrick. 1469 01:07:40,340 --> 01:07:41,180 Holds it up well. 1470 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,240 Paddy Bamford style. 1471 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:42,800 Bamford. 1472 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:43,520 Come on, man. 1473 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,820 Do a bit of declaration. 1474 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,000 For us. 1475 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:51,000 You could really be cementing a nice bit of placement. 1476 01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:52,260 But I mean... 1477 01:07:52,260 --> 01:07:52,600 Who else? 1478 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,800 Would you rather Bamford? 1479 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,600 Or would you rather Shane Long? 1480 01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:57,540 Or who would you rather have up front, Tom? 1481 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,240 I think your man McGuire has been doing well for Brighton. 1482 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,960 There's a book in there now playing for Norwich. 1483 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,460 He's not in the make-up here, is he? 1484 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,640 I'm not sure, is he? 1485 01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:11,220 Is that McGoldrick who plays for Norwich? 1486 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:12,880 Don't even know. 1487 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,180 Tom, come on. 1488 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,560 You're meant to have a sheet of stats with you there. 1489 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,000 Something at least to be able to give us... 1490 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:25,040 A fucking semblance of a hold on this game. 1491 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,820 As Oman try to get a semblance of a shape on it themselves. 1492 01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:30,700 With a bit of semblance work out the back. 1493 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,480 He's going to assemble... 1494 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:34,620 Assemble a bit of flat pack furniture out the side. 1495 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,940 But he's returned home. 1496 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,460 He hasn't got the screwdrivers to do it. 1497 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,900 And that bit of furniture is going back to Ikea. 1498 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,400 Not through... 1499 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:42,400 Not through... 1500 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,120 Fault with the product. 1501 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,500 Through fault. 1502 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:54,000 With the DIY capabilities of those who thought they were going to be able to just open it up and play ball. 1503 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:54,860 It wasn't happening. 1504 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:55,740 Now, Hendricks. 1505 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,340 Lovely little through-z to Brady. 1506 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:57,800 Brady. 1507 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:58,720 What's he going to do? 1508 01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,560 Can he pull it back? 1509 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:01,620 He managed to get it in, but it's... 1510 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,820 Oh, it has found his man. 1511 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:03,940 Run on 2-4. 1512 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:04,480 And look. 1513 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:05,540 McGoldrick. 1514 01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:06,460 McGoldrick. 1515 01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:07,880 McGoldrick. 1516 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,580 Scores again. 1517 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,660 An amazing piece of text work. 1518 01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,980 And Jesus Christ is just after tipped. 1519 01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:19,780 Just after tipping in there. 1520 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:25,360 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. 1521 01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:26,940 What a goal. 1522 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:28,020 Amen. 1523 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,800 4-0 to the boys in green. 1524 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,340 Would you believe it? 1525 01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:33,460 Could you believe it? 1526 01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:36,260 You have to believe it because it's the way it is. 1527 01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,240 Patrice, thank you very much for that. 1528 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,940 Hopefully you're doing well. 1529 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,680 And also, big shout out to Ropes and Westford. 1530 01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,060 And Luxembourg, lad. 1531 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,720 And a lovely bit of McGoldrick work there. 1532 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:58,020 Signed, sealed, delivered as Osama goes off for Farouk. 1533 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:00,680 And let's hopefully we can... 1534 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,620 Hopefully we can... 1535 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:02,820 Let's hopefully... 1536 01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:04,500 We can contain Farouk. 1537 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,840 You don't want to... 1538 01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,580 You don't want to get Farouk'd out of it because he's good on the ball. 1539 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,420 He's got a solid bit of Farouk work. 1540 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:14,720 Farouk-a-jo. 1541 01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:17,640 We do call him. 1542 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,220 Indeed we do. 1543 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,280 Against his wishes. 1544 01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:23,720 He has stated that on his Instagram. 1545 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,300 He doesn't like being called that. 1546 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,760 I'm not on Instagram myself. 1547 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,060 Why's that, Tommy? 1548 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,600 Because it's a load of fucking shit. 1549 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,520 Each to their own. 1550 01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:45,300 As Oman try to pummel the balloon around their half like lads who've got pummel fish for feet. 1551 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,580 On those feet? 1552 01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:48,040 Glove boots. 1553 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:52,360 They're not doing any favors with the glove boots tonight. 1554 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,220 Nope. 1555 01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:54,440 Shitty glove boots. 1556 01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:55,420 Pretty worn. 1557 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,200 As in one size fits all. 1558 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,420 Because it's not freaking working at all for them. 1559 01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:02,940 Oh man, now. 1560 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,120 Trying again to try and do something with it. 1561 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,120 But it's an absolute waste of space. 1562 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,300 A busted flush. 1563 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,180 One. 1564 01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,120 Not one for the copy book. 1565 01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:14,880 Their copy book has been completely desecrated. 1566 01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:19,080 With all manner of graffiti and band names. 1567 01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:20,480 Nirvana. 1568 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:22,600 Pearl Jam. 1569 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:25,660 R.E.M. 1570 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:30,940 Simply Red. 1571 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:32,920 Nah. 1572 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:37,260 I've never seen once a pencil case with Simply Red written on it. 1573 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:40,520 They just didn't have that je ne sais quoi, did they? 1574 01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,200 Different demographic, man, you know. 1575 01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:44,280 Yeah. 1576 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:47,200 Holding Back the Earth wasn't really a... 1577 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:52,140 Didn't have the same bite as Come As You Are or Nevermind by Nirvana or whatever that song was. 1578 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,980 Smells Like Teen Spirit, I think, was the song. 1579 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:56,920 Yeah. 1580 01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:58,680 The Angry Tune. 1581 01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,560 The Angry Boys. 1582 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,320 The Angry Tune by The Angry Boys. 1583 01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:01,880 Look at that! 1584 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,220 Lovely bit of fucking palm work by the goalkeeper, the Sultan. 1585 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:05,960 Doesn't matter. 1586 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,060 McLean goes absolutely apeshit at that whistle. 1587 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,400 An amazing bit of work from the boys. 1588 01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:15,720 Thank you very much for Boris Johnson and Patrice for your tips there. 1589 01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:17,040 I miss that. 1590 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,360 The Big Baby. 1591 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:20,840 Thank you very much, the Big Baby. 1592 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,580 And it looks like Ireland are doing the business once again. 1593 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:29,180 It's an amazing bit of playtime work here for the boys. 1594 01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:30,600 They came out. 1595 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:31,620 They saw. 1596 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,540 They conquered. 1597 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:34,200 They really did. 1598 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:35,960 Proud of all the boys. 1599 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,100 They burnt their porridge tonight. 1600 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:39,540 Indeed they have. 1601 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:44,860 I think even I'm deserved here of a little scooping of the wonder stuff. 1602 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,060 Another good band as well. 1603 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:47,900 Yeah. 1604 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:49,960 Not great, but they were okay. 1605 01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:55,160 Ireland, should I say, had only 50% of the possession. 1606 01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:01,780 The Omanis were trying to do their own little magic show there. 1607 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:04,540 Earlier on. 1608 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,780 But it wasn't working. 1609 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,040 Zero. 1610 01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:10,880 Gulag, Tom. 1611 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,180 Thank you very much, Gulag, Tom. 1612 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,900 But it wasn't working. 1613 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,560 And do you like porridge, Tom? 1614 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:19,940 I really do. 1615 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,440 What do you think of the milled linseed? 1616 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,800 I love linseed. 1617 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,080 And I love milling into a better milled linseed. 1618 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,040 Any day of the week. 1619 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,400 Any day of the seed. 1620 01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:36,960 Well, that's great news. 1621 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:42,220 The Omanis even had 97 passes. 1622 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,040 And we only had 92, Tom. 1623 01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:46,940 Insane in the memory. 1624 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,500 Indeed, it was. 1625 01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:52,700 They made four saves. 1626 01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:53,680 We made five tackles. 1627 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:54,840 They made eight interceptions. 1628 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,020 We had one cross. 1629 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,260 The stats do not lie, everybody. 1630 01:13:58,680 --> 01:13:59,880 The stats do not lie. 1631 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,380 Thanks for joining us, everyone, anyway. 1632 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,000 And stay tuned for more football coming right up. 1633 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:06,800 Don't go away after this message. 1634 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:07,700 Thank you very much. 1635 01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:08,700 Pijenti. 1636 01:14:10,380 --> 01:14:40,380 Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, 1637 01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:52,380 It's got a rim blue colour of 00.9 and 5 weightlifters have vouched for its testimonial in case of a monumental event. 1638 01:14:52,380 --> 01:15:02,380 Be sure to push the sack button located on the interior deer stick. There's one gear stick for the gears and another deer stick for the deers. 1639 01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:18,380 The tire hub, it's a rim bluer, shipped in from fucking Chinese wannamakers. If you're carrying a dower dahi, press the spinchester united button and you'll immediately get sent into a fucking crack whirlwind. 1640 01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:30,380 There's no chance of surviving that, unless you wear a seatbelt of course. That's legal to do. It's illegal not to do, unless you're stationary. 1641 01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:38,380 And remember who told you that, yeah? Not anyone, but someone. Connor Williams. 1642 01:15:55,380 --> 01:16:05,380 How's it going guys? Connor Williams here. Back in the score pod, bringing you the latest results from all the group stage match day 2. 1643 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:15,380 Action from the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 here on Network FM. Germania got their Germaine Greer's in a twist. 1644 01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:27,380 Managed to thrash the Lebanese lovely pollen boys. 5-1. Venezuela managed to do the cheeky business against the Faroes. 1645 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:33,380 Faro-Irelands not faring up well at all against those guys. 1646 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:43,380 We've seen the boys in green. Did the business against the Omanis. 4-0. Peru 2-0 against Moldova. The Romanian boys remain not unbeaten. 1647 01:16:43,380 --> 01:16:59,380 But that's a lie. Because they got beaten by the Aussie. Our delays. The Australian Bad Boys. The Melbourne men. The Sydney Sids. And, has to be said, the Outback Owls. 1648 01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:16,380 The Panamanian Cruisers. Could only reach stale mate. With the Latvian. Lats. The Belgian boys. Did the job on the Nigerian lads. And Argentina Turner. Sang her way through the Thunderdrome. 1649 01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:24,380 All the way to the Estonian tears of nightmarish guilt. And shame. At a 5-0. Drub-Drup. 1650 01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:33,380 The Swedes are doing well against the Iranians. In fact, they won that game. 3-1. Chilians. Chilians. 1651 01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:36,380 Austria 1. Morocco 0. Chilians. 1652 01:17:36,380 --> 01:17:41,380 The Costa Rican Bad Boys managed a 1-0 against Luxembourg. Chilians. 1653 01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:49,380 Spain and Algeria was a 0-0 boar fest. Chilians. USA 1 Georgia 0. Chilians. 1654 01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:55,380 Finland did a 4-2-zer against the Mohamed Salah Egyptian cruiser. Chilians. 1655 01:17:55,380 --> 01:18:02,380 And Ecuador by Sash. Got the jump on the Lithuanian Litlets. 1656 01:18:02,380 --> 01:18:10,380 Lovely bit of literature there. Amazing. Amazing. Game of Tog. Tog the ball. 1657 01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:16,380 The people's game. The common man's game. The football. The soccer. 1658 01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:20,380 I was saying that actually the other day to Roro. 1659 01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:25,380 Up above the sky. A mile high. Not in the mile high. 1660 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:28,380 Probably getting the dirty minds out there. 1661 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:32,380 And seeing the chat out there. Dirty thinking. It's not the way it is. 1662 01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:45,380 It's a full on gentleman's club in the sky. A blimp. Which stays off of radar. It can actually go into anyone's airspace. Undetected. It's just the way Roro does biz. 1663 01:18:45,380 --> 01:19:01,380 Great time. Great time. Great time. We were watching the ball from the sky. In quarantine up there. There's no COVID above the atmosphere. So. Just. I do drive this Maybach. I had a couple of boosters. 1664 01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:06,460 installed onto the back of the Maybach. 1665 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:10,800 Ah, just in the early, the early weeks of COVID. 1666 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,960 When we were all just having a laugh going, 1667 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,040 did you get the coronavirus? 1668 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:20,040 And then, yeah, there was a slice of lime with it 1669 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,360 and all that kind of funny stuff. 1670 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:23,500 Well, it's not funny anymore. 1671 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:30,120 Oh, the chickens have come home to roost, guys. 1672 01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:33,000 And it's not looking goose. 1673 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,960 But get yourself in the Maybach. 1674 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,960 Get a couple of rocket boosters on the back of that Maybach 1675 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,620 and get Maybach to reality. 1676 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:45,820 Shoot yourself up. 1677 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,460 Shoot your hoop up to the sky. 1678 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:50,900 Get yourself into the stars with me. 1679 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,600 I've got a cool little cooler in the back of this gaff. 1680 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,280 It's crammed with pell and goose. 1681 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,640 I have a pair of slippers, a lovely dressing gown, 1682 01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:10,420 which I sourced during the closing days of business. 1683 01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,420 Fallon and Burner. 1684 01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,520 Big shout-out to the F&Bs. 1685 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,160 You've always had it down. 1686 01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:19,360 The food and beverage, second to none. 1687 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:22,520 Quintessentially disassociative and essential. 1688 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,860 Big shout-out to the porridge boys. 1689 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:28,440 Well, all the Grey Goose crew. 1690 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,680 Everyone down there in Monte Carlo 1691 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:35,800 playing COVID games behind closed doors on their yachts. 1692 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,980 The recession looms. 1693 01:20:38,940 --> 01:20:41,340 But our hope will never die or be crushed. 1694 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,080 Connor Williams. 1695 01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:44,080 Football. 1696 01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,260 Maybach. 1697 01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:46,360 Stars. 1698 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:47,180 Dreams. 1699 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:48,840 And everything in between. 1700 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:51,640 Smive the new Rari days. 1701 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,440 With a chive chive chuzzler. 1702 01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:58,100 Transitioning five times four into a seven, eight, nine pipe twister. 1703 01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:05,400 The Nuez class is beautiful, sporting and dynamic. 1704 01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,060 And very elegant. 1705 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,220 Almost like a coupe when viewed from the side. 1706 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:17,520 Its external dimensions are slightly less than those of its predecessor. 1707 01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:19,760 Shorter, narrower and lower. 1708 01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:24,880 But of course that doesn't mean that we have made any cuts with regard. 1709 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,760 The interior equipment. 1710 01:21:34,860 --> 01:21:35,740 Quite the contrary. 1711 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:39,900 The rear leg and knee room have actually been increased. 1712 01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:44,900 Oh. 1713 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,800 In the front seat too, you can really appreciate this spacious design. 1714 01:21:51,660 --> 01:21:53,320 When you slip that key into the slit. 1715 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:57,320 The steering wheel automatically recalibrates to its last known position. 1716 01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,360 It can also be adjusted. 1717 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:02,640 By splinking the flick lifter at the side of the compound. 1718 01:22:03,980 --> 01:22:06,060 When you pull your key out of the ignition. 1719 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,700 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1720 01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:12,380 Moves out of the way to give you more leg room when exiting the vehicle. 1721 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,620 That's not all this little baby does. 1722 01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:16,620 Moves out of the way to give you more leg room. 1723 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:16,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1724 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:17,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1725 01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:18,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1726 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1727 01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:20,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1728 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:21,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1729 01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1730 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1731 01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:24,620 The steering wheel does its own little business. 1732 01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:25,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1733 01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:26,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1734 01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:27,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1735 01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:28,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1736 01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:29,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1737 01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:30,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1738 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1739 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1740 01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:33,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1741 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:34,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1742 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:35,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1743 01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:36,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1744 01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:37,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1745 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:38,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1746 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1747 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:40,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1748 01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:41,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1749 01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:42,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1750 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1751 01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:44,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1752 01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:45,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1753 01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:46,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1754 01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:47,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1755 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:48,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1756 01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:49,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1757 01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:50,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1758 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1759 01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:52,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1760 01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:53,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1761 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:54,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1762 01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:55,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1763 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:56,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1764 01:22:56,620 --> 01:22:57,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1765 01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:58,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1766 01:22:58,620 --> 01:22:59,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1767 01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:00,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1768 01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:01,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1769 01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:02,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1770 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1771 01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:04,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1772 01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:05,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1773 01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:06,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1774 01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:07,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1775 01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:08,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1776 01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:09,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1777 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1778 01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:11,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1779 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1780 01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:13,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1781 01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:14,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1782 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:15,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1783 01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:16,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1784 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1785 01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1786 01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:19,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1787 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1788 01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:21,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1789 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:22,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1790 01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:23,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1791 01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1792 01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:25,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1793 01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:26,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1794 01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:27,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1795 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:28,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1796 01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:29,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1797 01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:30,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1798 01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:31,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1799 01:23:31,620 --> 01:23:32,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1800 01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:33,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1801 01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:34,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1802 01:23:34,620 --> 01:23:35,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1803 01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:36,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1804 01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:37,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1805 01:23:37,620 --> 01:23:38,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1806 01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1807 01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:40,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1808 01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:41,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1809 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:42,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1810 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:43,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1811 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1812 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:45,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1813 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1814 01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:47,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1815 01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:48,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1816 01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:49,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1817 01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:50,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1818 01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:51,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1819 01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:52,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1820 01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:53,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1821 01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:54,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1822 01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:55,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1823 01:23:55,620 --> 01:23:56,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1824 01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:57,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1825 01:23:57,620 --> 01:23:58,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1826 01:23:58,620 --> 01:23:59,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1827 01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:00,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1828 01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:01,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1829 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:02,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1830 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:03,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1831 01:24:03,620 --> 01:24:04,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1832 01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:05,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1833 01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:06,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1834 01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:07,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1835 01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:08,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1836 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1837 01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:10,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1838 01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:11,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1839 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:12,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1840 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:13,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1841 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1842 01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:15,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1843 01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:16,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1844 01:24:16,620 --> 01:24:17,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1845 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:18,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1846 01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:19,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1847 01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:20,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1848 01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:21,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1849 01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:22,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1850 01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:23,620 The steering wheel does its own business. 1851 01:24:23,620 --> 01:24:24,620 No dirt. 1852 01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:25,620 No muck. 1853 01:24:25,620 --> 01:24:26,620 No nothing. 1854 01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:28,620 The time for mucking about is over. 1855 01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:29,620 The time for scoring goals? 1856 01:24:29,620 --> 01:24:30,620 It's upon us. 1857 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:31,620 Ireland. 1858 01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:34,620 Can they cement a 3 out of 3 victory? 1859 01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:36,620 And can they do it without even conceding a goal? 1860 01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:37,620 It's gonna be hard. 1861 01:24:37,620 --> 01:24:38,620 Clots go back tomorrow. 1862 01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:40,620 Thank you very very much for your tip there. 1863 01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,620 Very very kind of you. 1864 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:44,620 Thank you very much. 1865 01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:45,620 Clots go back tomorrow. 1866 01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:46,620 And they do go... 1867 01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:48,620 They do go back to this... 1868 01:24:48,620 --> 01:24:50,620 Spring forward fallback. 1869 01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:52,620 Yeah and spring is a... 1870 01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:53,620 Spring is a... 1871 01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:54,620 Spring is upon us. 1872 01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:55,620 So it's spring forward. 1873 01:24:55,620 --> 01:24:57,620 Okay so the clocks don't go back tomorrow. 1874 01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,620 Don't... 1875 01:24:58,620 --> 01:24:59,620 Don't heed that last tip everyone. 1876 01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:00,620 They go forward. 1877 01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:01,620 Spring forward. 1878 01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:02,620 Fall back. 1879 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:03,620 Remember that. 1880 01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:04,620 Fall back. 1881 01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:06,620 It's Ireland. 1882 01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:09,620 Fall back on skill and prowess. 1883 01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:12,620 Calmly. 1884 01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:13,620 Cooly. 1885 01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:14,620 Cucumberistically. 1886 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:17,620 Sweeping the balloon from man to man. 1887 01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:18,620 From cleaner to cleaner. 1888 01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:20,620 And Jimmy McLeaner is on the ball now. 1889 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:21,620 Doing a bit of overtime. 1890 01:25:21,620 --> 01:25:23,620 Sweeps it back to Stevens. 1891 01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:24,620 Stevens. 1892 01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,620 Finds Henrik in the center. 1893 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,620 There's some operator in that middle space. 1894 01:25:27,620 --> 01:25:28,620 Really is. 1895 01:25:28,620 --> 01:25:29,620 It's versatile. 1896 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:31,620 He can get the ball into the goal as well. 1897 01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:32,620 He can. 1898 01:25:32,620 --> 01:25:34,620 And hopefully we can see him do that again in this game. 1899 01:25:34,620 --> 01:25:35,620 Field. 1900 01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:38,620 Peru are parking the bus like a bunch of scaredy cats. 1901 01:25:38,620 --> 01:25:39,620 Scaredy llamas. 1902 01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:42,620 Thank you very much porridge erection reduction. 1903 01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:46,620 And Stevens gets a ball in but it's a blank ball. 1904 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,620 Comes off of a defender or something. 1905 01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:51,620 Or is it an upside or something like that. 1906 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:54,620 Bit of consternation going on down on the pitch. 1907 01:25:54,620 --> 01:25:55,620 Pitch side. 1908 01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:56,620 Field. 1909 01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,620 Field. 1910 01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:58,620 You need. 1911 01:25:58,620 --> 01:25:59,620 Thank you to Gulag Tom. 1912 01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:02,620 I need to say another thank you to Paul McCartney. 1913 01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:03,620 King. 1914 01:26:03,620 --> 01:26:04,620 Rod Liddle. 1915 01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:05,620 It's wet and wild. 1916 01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:06,620 Gulag Tom. 1917 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:09,620 And everybody out there who's tipping away. 1918 01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:10,620 Very very kind of you. 1919 01:26:10,620 --> 01:26:11,620 Now. 1920 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:11,620 Robbie Brady tries to tip away the ball himself into the centre mixing unit. 1921 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:25,620 But there's nobody sat at the mixing desk to twiddle the flick lifters or splink the knobs. 1922 01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,620 A little bit of a knob splink now. 1923 01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:29,620 As McGoldrick finds a bit of time in the area. 1924 01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:30,620 He's got a move. 1925 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:31,620 A twist. 1926 01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:32,620 A turn. 1927 01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:34,620 And just doesn't have the shot to take it past Carvalho. 1928 01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:36,620 Who's got hands of glue. 1929 01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:39,620 Do you reckon he's going to take it? 1930 01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:42,620 Do you reckon he really does have hands of glue? 1931 01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:43,620 Ah no. 1932 01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:49,620 I'm just trying to spice up what's going on by making kind of little images appear in your mind. 1933 01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:51,620 Like imagine him with glue on his hands. 1934 01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:54,620 I wouldn't want to be playing with glue on my hands anyway. 1935 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:58,620 You'd be getting it stuck to your shorts and your jersey and everything like that. 1936 01:26:58,620 --> 01:26:59,620 It's just a bit of a crack Tom. 1937 01:26:59,620 --> 01:27:01,620 Don't read too much into it. 1938 01:27:01,620 --> 01:27:02,620 Ireland now. 1939 01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:03,620 They're on to McLean. 1940 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:04,620 McLean's on to ya. 1941 01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:05,620 McLean's after ya. 1942 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:06,620 And he gives it to Ender Stevens. 1943 01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:08,620 McLean's bombing it down the wing now. 1944 01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,620 McLean's. 1945 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:10,620 McLean's. 1946 01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:11,620 McLean's. 1947 01:27:11,620 --> 01:27:12,620 The Stephen machine. 1948 01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:13,620 Gives it to McLean. 1949 01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:14,620 The McLean machine. 1950 01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:15,620 Laugh's a floater in. 1951 01:27:15,620 --> 01:27:17,620 And look at that goal nearly. 1952 01:27:17,620 --> 01:27:21,620 Lovely acrobatic scissor kick from Hurrahan. 1953 01:27:21,620 --> 01:27:26,620 Really nice work as well from Stevens and McLean on the wing. 1954 01:27:26,620 --> 01:27:30,620 Lovely bit of textbook interplay. 1955 01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:33,620 Really was lovely stuff. 1956 01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,620 Thank you very much. 1957 01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:35,620 Oh man what a game there. 1958 01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:37,620 Very very kind of you for your tip. 1959 01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:41,620 Came through while I was in the midst of an absolute Ireland barnstorm. 1960 01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:42,620 Didn't get to see it. 1961 01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:43,620 But hopefully. 1962 01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:48,620 It's not the worst problem to have as Ireland continually attack the Peruvian back line. 1963 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:49,620 With Hendrik. 1964 01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:52,620 A lovely fucking strike force against that goalkeeper's hands. 1965 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:55,620 And his fucking wrists will be rattled. 1966 01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:59,620 He's gonna have a couple of rattled wrists after that. 1967 01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,620 As he said yesterday. 1968 01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:02,620 He's not gonna be able to use a rattle again. 1969 01:28:02,620 --> 01:28:04,620 And again I'm gonna reiterate. 1970 01:28:04,620 --> 01:28:05,620 Why would he? 1971 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,620 He's a grown man. 1972 01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:07,620 He's not a baby. 1973 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,620 They don't put babies in goals. 1974 01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:11,620 That would not be fair. 1975 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:12,620 On the baby. 1976 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:13,620 Would not. 1977 01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:19,620 What the hell would you be doing putting in a newborn between the sticks for? 1978 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:26,620 As you've got eleven fully grown men smashing a size five leather football into the net. 1979 01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:32,620 It would just be irresponsible, wrong, and all manner of not on. 1980 01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:33,620 Indeed. 1981 01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,620 McLean now. 1982 01:28:36,620 --> 01:28:39,620 Trying to do a bit of clean work down the left hand flank. 1983 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,620 He gets a great ball in. 1984 01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:41,620 Does well and it's fault to no one. 1985 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:42,620 A bit of a spillage. 1986 01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:47,620 It's mopped up hastily by the Peruvian kitchen toilet rolls. 1987 01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:49,620 Kitchen roll was all that was left again. 1988 01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:51,620 I have to make a point of that. 1989 01:28:51,620 --> 01:28:54,620 Because it's very sickening to continually go down to Lidl. 1990 01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:56,620 General public if you're listening. 1991 01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:58,620 To find there is no Jack's paper. 1992 01:28:58,620 --> 01:28:59,620 Only kitchen roll. 1993 01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:00,620 It is. 1994 01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:02,620 I've had a hard few days. 1995 01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:04,620 My arse is in tatters. 1996 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:07,620 Bit too much information there Tommy Schlug. 1997 01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:10,620 But we'll keep the fire burning. 1998 01:29:11,620 --> 01:29:12,620 As Peru. 1999 01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:15,620 Try to keep a bit of fire burning on their side of the show. 2000 01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:18,620 We've got lovely jerseys top. 2001 01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:20,620 Lovely red stripe. 2002 01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:22,620 Reminds me of that lager from Jamaica. 2003 01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:24,620 Is it nice? 2004 01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:26,620 Not the best. 2005 01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:27,620 Not the worst. 2006 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,620 Oh. 2007 01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:33,620 Very dangerous game there. 2008 01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:35,620 Very dangerous. 2009 01:29:36,620 --> 01:29:39,620 But I'm sticking on the red stripe there. 2010 01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:40,620 Not the best. 2011 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,620 Not the worst. 2012 01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:42,620 But I'd drink anything. 2013 01:29:43,620 --> 01:29:45,620 If it meant it was going to get me a little bit felucid. 2014 01:29:49,620 --> 01:29:52,620 Finding a bit of space and time on the wing. 2015 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,620 To feed the ball back into the ball feeding unit. 2016 01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:57,620 Known as Hendrick. 2017 01:29:58,620 --> 01:30:00,620 Hendrick lays it out to Coleman. 2018 01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:01,620 Coleman. 2019 01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:03,620 Lovely passing here from Ireland. 2020 01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:04,620 Very comfortable. 2021 01:30:04,620 --> 01:30:05,620 Very nice. 2022 01:30:05,620 --> 01:30:06,620 Very confidence inducing. 2023 01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:08,620 Confidence inducing. 2024 01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,620 And look at that. 2025 01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:10,620 He's seen that pest there. 2026 01:30:10,620 --> 01:30:11,620 McGoldrick. 2027 01:30:11,620 --> 01:30:13,620 But it's a shame McGoldrick couldn't control it. 2028 01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,620 It was great vision to find it. 2029 01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:17,620 But I mean it was too much on it. 2030 01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:18,620 Too soon as well. 2031 01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:19,620 Look at this now. 2032 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:20,620 Lovely little Throosie. 2033 01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:22,620 Doesn't find his man. 2034 01:30:22,620 --> 01:30:23,620 And Peru. 2035 01:30:23,620 --> 01:30:25,620 They're staying tight at the back. 2036 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:28,620 Very, very strong at the back. 2037 01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:29,620 They're not porous. 2038 01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:30,620 They're not. 2039 01:30:30,620 --> 01:30:34,620 There's no chance of any Irish osmosis taking place. 2040 01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:36,620 It's going to have to just be a complete. 2041 01:30:37,620 --> 01:30:40,620 110% bandersnatch. 2042 01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:42,620 Smashing grabber. 2043 01:30:44,620 --> 01:30:46,620 Half time the whistle blows for. 2044 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:49,620 Aaron Kaye the parish pride. 2045 01:30:49,620 --> 01:30:51,620 Thank you very much Aaron Kaye the parish pride. 2046 01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:54,620 And also Sunderland Skyboy for your. 2047 01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:57,620 Very, very kind. 2048 01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:59,620 10 euro tip there. 2049 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,620 That's just. 2050 01:31:01,620 --> 01:31:02,620 Unbelievable. 2051 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:03,620 And thank you very much. 2052 01:31:04,620 --> 01:31:05,620 Thank you very much. 2053 01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:08,620 Quick look at the highlights here. 2054 01:31:08,620 --> 01:31:12,620 And a moment as well for me to just reiterate the importance of Qatar. 2055 01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:13,620 A nation. 2056 01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:16,620 And the importance of it in the global sense. 2057 01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,620 How would you mean Francis? 2058 01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:23,620 Well I mean I just think that they're not getting their fair share of seats at the table so to speak. 2059 01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:25,620 With the G8 summit and all that. 2060 01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:26,620 Exactly Tom. 2061 01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:27,620 I think the. 2062 01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:29,620 The way which it handled this tournament. 2063 01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:31,620 The way in which they've built it up from the ground up. 2064 01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:33,620 No backhanders. 2065 01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:34,620 No backhanders. 2066 01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:40,620 No questionable work place practices for the people building the stadiums. 2067 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,620 The only question Tom. 2068 01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,620 Was was it fair enough for them? 2069 01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,620 I completely agree with you. 2070 01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:47,620 I completely agree with you though. 2071 01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:51,620 And thank you very much to Phillips the Yorkshire Pirlo. 2072 01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:52,620 You really are. 2073 01:31:53,620 --> 01:31:54,620 The pride of the town. 2074 01:31:55,620 --> 01:31:56,620 And Simon O'Donnell. 2075 01:31:56,620 --> 01:31:57,620 Thank you very much. 2076 01:31:57,620 --> 01:31:58,620 You're in the prime of your life. 2077 01:31:58,620 --> 01:31:59,620 The Sunderland Skyboy as well. 2078 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:00,620 Very nice to see you. 2079 01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:03,620 You say glad to catch one of your streams during the lockdown. 2080 01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:05,620 Glads. 2081 01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:08,620 It's great to have you here Sunderland Skyboy. 2082 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:08,620 It really is. 2083 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:10,620 Thank you very much to everyone watching as well. 2084 01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:12,620 Thank you very much for watching. 2085 01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:14,620 Very kind here to truck along. 2086 01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:16,620 And support the boys in green. 2087 01:32:17,620 --> 01:32:18,620 It is. 2088 01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:19,620 Because the boys do need that support. 2089 01:32:19,620 --> 01:32:21,620 And when they hear about the people tuning in Tommy. 2090 01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:22,620 They get boosted. 2091 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:24,620 They really do. 2092 01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:28,620 It's like eating five boosts in one set. 2093 01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:30,620 It really is. 2094 01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:31,620 It's a sickening. 2095 01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:32,620 It's so sickeningly nice. 2096 01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:35,620 It's like Easter Sunday. 2097 01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,620 And you go down and you eat all those eggs. 2098 01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,620 And you know it's going to make you sick. 2099 01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:42,620 You know you're going to feel like shy. 2100 01:32:42,620 --> 01:32:43,620 But you do it anyway. 2101 01:32:43,620 --> 01:32:44,620 Because it's your duty. 2102 01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:47,620 It's your duty as a sweet tooth. 2103 01:32:47,620 --> 01:32:48,620 Sweet sweet chocolate. 2104 01:32:48,620 --> 01:32:49,620 Chocolate. 2105 01:32:49,620 --> 01:32:50,620 Chocolate rigarder. 2106 01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:53,620 Lovely shot there as well. 2107 01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:54,620 By Hendrik Tom. 2108 01:32:55,620 --> 01:32:56,620 Lovely shot. 2109 01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:57,620 It was a real thunder crack. 2110 01:32:57,620 --> 01:32:59,620 Your man's wrists are going to be sprained. 2111 01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:03,620 Going to have to want to go to Spain to get them to enter. 2112 01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:04,620 Not now though. 2113 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:05,620 All flights are grounded. 2114 01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:06,620 Covid-19. 2115 01:33:06,620 --> 01:33:08,620 Running riot in the skies. 2116 01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,620 The only person who got away with it would be J-Row. 2117 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:13,620 Agus Connor Williams. 2118 01:33:13,620 --> 01:33:15,620 Living the sky life up there. 2119 01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:16,620 And they're May back. 2120 01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:17,620 Scratching their Maysacks. 2121 01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:19,620 Theresa May. 2122 01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:20,620 Would you want to see her back? 2123 01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:22,620 Not really. 2124 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,620 She was boring enough. 2125 01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:25,620 In fact. 2126 01:33:25,620 --> 01:33:27,620 Covid is the new Brexit. 2127 01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:29,620 It really is. 2128 01:33:29,620 --> 01:33:30,620 I tell you what. 2129 01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:33,620 Breakfast is the new Brexit for me. 2130 01:33:34,620 --> 01:33:39,620 I delve into a lovely, lovely touch of porridge at half time. 2131 01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:41,620 I don't know if you're aware of this. 2132 01:33:41,620 --> 01:33:44,620 But porridge is a great meal that can be eaten at any time of the day. 2133 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,620 It's really good for football as well. 2134 01:33:47,620 --> 01:33:48,620 Why is that? 2135 01:33:49,620 --> 01:33:50,620 Well I tell you Tom. 2136 01:33:51,620 --> 01:33:52,620 You can cook that shit up. 2137 01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:53,620 Sorry about the language. 2138 01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:58,620 And you can leave it there and just go at it all day at your own pleasure and leisure. 2139 01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:00,620 And look at that stuff there. 2140 01:34:01,620 --> 01:34:02,620 Lovely bit of blueberry. 2141 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:07,620 And that middle-edin seed and a touch of organic, orgasmo honey at the side there. 2142 01:34:08,620 --> 01:34:11,620 There's actual liquid insanity in your mouth. 2143 01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:14,620 Doesn't sound good at all. 2144 01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:18,620 Stick to the old sausage and bacon for me. 2145 01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:19,620 Bit of pudding. 2146 01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,620 I'm spilling it here. 2147 01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:21,620 I'm getting... 2148 01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:22,620 It's a bit of a mess. 2149 01:34:25,620 --> 01:34:26,620 Oh! 2150 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:28,620 And look at that. 2151 01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:29,620 He's going in with the spoon now. 2152 01:34:29,620 --> 01:34:30,620 The spoon. 2153 01:34:30,620 --> 01:34:31,620 The spoon comes into the area. 2154 01:34:31,620 --> 01:34:32,620 He's got no support. 2155 01:34:32,620 --> 01:34:33,620 He's going into the middle. 2156 01:34:33,620 --> 01:34:34,620 Goes around. 2157 01:34:34,620 --> 01:34:35,620 He's got banana looking for... 2158 01:34:35,620 --> 01:34:37,620 Just screaming out for a bit of scoopage. 2159 01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:38,620 He goes in for banana. 2160 01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:40,620 There's a touch of linseed there as well. 2161 01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:42,620 Is there any blueberries hiding in the pack? 2162 01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:43,620 We can't tell. 2163 01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:46,620 We're only going to find out when we stick it into the goal mouth. 2164 01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:47,620 Here she goes. 2165 01:34:48,620 --> 01:34:49,620 Winds up the shot. 2166 01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:51,620 Pulls the trigger. 2167 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:53,620 And sends it home. 2168 01:34:58,620 --> 01:34:59,620 No blueberries. 2169 01:35:00,620 --> 01:35:03,620 But boy oh boy what a slice of banana that was. 2170 01:35:04,620 --> 01:35:06,620 Lovely bit of honey as well. 2171 01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:07,620 Honey boy. 2172 01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:08,620 Honey boy. 2173 01:35:10,620 --> 01:35:11,620 Have you seen that? 2174 01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:12,620 No what is it? 2175 01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:13,620 Film. 2176 01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:16,620 About honey is it? 2177 01:35:17,620 --> 01:35:18,620 No it's Shia LaBeouf. 2178 01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:21,620 He does this. 2179 01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:22,620 He plays his owl lad. 2180 01:35:23,620 --> 01:35:24,620 How do you play your owl lad? 2181 01:35:27,620 --> 01:35:28,620 He just go on camera and go I'm my owl lad. 2182 01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:30,620 And does he do that? 2183 01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:30,620 Does he? 2184 01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:32,620 Does he say that like? 2185 01:35:32,620 --> 01:35:33,620 Does he go I'm my owl lad? 2186 01:35:36,620 --> 01:35:37,620 No. 2187 01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:38,620 Why not? 2188 01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:38,620 That's... 2189 01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:40,620 It would be better if he did say that. 2190 01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:41,620 Well I mean. 2191 01:35:41,620 --> 01:35:42,620 He's in the film. 2192 01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:44,620 He doesn't have to explicitly say. 2193 01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:45,620 It would take you out the moment. 2194 01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:46,620 If he did say. 2195 01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:47,620 I'm my owl lad. 2196 01:35:47,620 --> 01:35:48,620 Because. 2197 01:35:48,620 --> 01:35:50,620 You don't really think it's Shia LaBeouf. 2198 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:51,620 His name isn't you Shia LaBeouf in the film. 2199 01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:53,420 You don't really think it's Shia LaBeouf. 2200 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:56,080 His name isn't you, Shia LaBeouf, in the film. 2201 01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,960 You're confusing me now, Tom. 2202 01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:02,180 I'm sure Connor Williams has... 2203 01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:03,860 He did a movie review of it the last year. 2204 01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:04,600 We might put it on. 2205 01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:07,840 Play it there. 2206 01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,300 We'll see it before the second half. 2207 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:12,500 Mudbridge. 2208 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:13,400 Mudbridge. 2209 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:14,400 Mudbridge. 2210 01:36:14,900 --> 01:36:15,380 Mudbridge. 2211 01:36:15,380 --> 01:36:15,420 Mudbridge. 2212 01:36:15,940 --> 01:36:16,460 Mudbridge. 2213 01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:17,460 Mudbridge. 2214 01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:18,440 Mudbridge. 2215 01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:19,520 Mudbridge. 2216 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,500 Mudbridge. 2217 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:21,520 Mudbridge. 2218 01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:22,520 Mudbridge. 2219 01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:25,520 Madrid 2220 01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:27,520 Madrid 2221 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:34,520 Madrich 2222 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:41,520 Madrich 2223 01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:48,520 Madrich 2224 01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:55,520 Madrich 2225 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,520 Madrich 2226 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,520 Madrich 2227 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:03,520 Madrich 2228 01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:05,520 Madrich 2229 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:07,520 Madrich 2230 01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:09,520 Madrich 2231 01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:11,520 Madrich 2232 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:12,520 Madrich 2233 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,520 Crive the Ludes Marbebe's 2234 01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:37,520 in the new crew class with a 7x9 cab twisting into the derriere an extraordinary feat of humanistic pleasure channeled into a metallic box with gears, knobs, flick lifters, tires, balloon banks and a 595 face extravaganza. 2235 01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:43,380 In more ways than one, this thing will change the ways of which there were only one. 2236 01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:47,400 What about the back? I hear you ask. 2237 01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:51,640 Well, if we speed this guy around in a tight little mixer. 2238 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,600 Like that. 2239 01:37:57,540 --> 01:38:01,660 And then we stop, pause, and reflect upon the arse. 2240 01:38:01,860 --> 01:38:04,360 We can see it's a pure gooser. 2241 01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:08,120 An absolute 9x75 juicer. 2242 01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:14,660 The blue rimmins, rockin' the cheese, and grey goose on the brain with the Zurich in the mainframe. 2243 01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:18,580 See you later, Connor Williams. 2244 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,440 COVID-19. What's it mean for us? 2245 01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:35,620 What does it mean for us as a society and for the planet Earth going forward? 2246 01:38:36,340 --> 01:38:39,240 We're looking at a vast, vast unknown landscape. 2247 01:38:39,820 --> 01:38:41,080 That is the future. 2248 01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:51,080 We can look to the past to try and predict the future, but that's a waste of time because there's so many variables that have come into play since the past. 2249 01:38:51,140 --> 01:38:53,680 You're comparing apples with oranges. 2250 01:38:53,680 --> 01:39:01,820 But you can see where humanity did fuck up and go, yeah, well, look, they did this, that. 2251 01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,460 They ruined that. 2252 01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:16,220 But maybe if they'd have had WhatsApp or fuckin' Shake Shack, then maybe they wouldn't have made those mistakes. 2253 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:22,140 I was saying this the other day when I was talking to Miles Dungan. 2254 01:39:23,020 --> 01:39:27,500 I was around at his trying to cook up some tasty stems for the weekend. 2255 01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:35,180 And we still come over here on Honey Boy by Shia LaBeouf. 2256 01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:39,140 A great movie, great film. 2257 01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:48,880 Answers a lot of questions about Shia, the enfant terrible of the new gen, Gen XZ. 2258 01:39:49,620 --> 01:39:51,620 The 9-11 generation. 2259 01:39:52,460 --> 01:39:54,940 Explicitly a coming-of-age tale. 2260 01:39:55,880 --> 01:40:00,820 A young man who has to come of age earlier than you and me, hopefully, anyway. 2261 01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:07,440 Living in a kind of motel with his Vietnam veteran father. 2262 01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,080 Alcoholic. 2263 01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:11,400 Ball-alcoholic. 2264 01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,100 You name it. 2265 01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:18,540 Poor old Shia has to deal with the ins and outs of that. 2266 01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:19,240 Fuck, man. 2267 01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:21,780 Just got these frames the other day. 2268 01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:25,500 Don't have to take them back. 2269 01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:28,440 Your man always takes a day or two to fuckin' tweak them. 2270 01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:32,420 It'll only be a two-minute job, but he's very, very particular. 2271 01:40:34,180 --> 01:40:39,120 There's kind of like a touching nature to the things that are going on. 2272 01:40:39,780 --> 01:40:43,700 Despite there being horrific sort of stuff only ten minutes before. 2273 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:48,880 There's worse childhoods you could have had, but regardless. 2274 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:52,800 It was a shit childhood nonetheless. 2275 01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:57,040 It's played out very well. 2276 01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,060 It's played out really well. 2277 01:40:59,060 --> 01:41:01,320 I've been trying to master that, actually. 2278 01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:03,480 Maybe even letting it bounce in. 2279 01:41:03,780 --> 01:41:04,320 Like that. 2280 01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:06,380 Just no delay, you know. 2281 01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:10,020 That's, you know, honey boy it up anyway. 2282 01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:11,160 It's a great little movie. 2283 01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:17,420 And it's like it's got the little drop and then the flick and then the touch and then the touch. 2284 01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:22,020 And then another fucking real strange one as well. 2285 01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:24,580 Like, you know, it takes you up and under and all over. 2286 01:41:24,580 --> 01:41:46,400 What I would like to see happens is that the whole book would be sending that military force, get Saddam, and then as the great late John Wayne might say, get the hell out of there. 2287 01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:49,040 You know, they say it's none of our business. 2288 01:41:49,580 --> 01:41:59,660 If George Bush didn't make it his business, all these sort of left-wing trendies would all be screaming that Bush isn't doing anything about this dictator who's killed a million people. 2289 01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:06,940 That France should name itself, rename its country to Au Contraire, I think, because they seem to do everything the opposite to everybody else anyway. 2290 01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:13,660 And bearing in mind also that 38% of their oil revenue, their oil comes from Iraq. 2291 01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:20,500 The sheer hypocrisy of these people accusing America of being in it for the oil is almost laughable. 2292 01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:36,200 But interesting, just one other little aside, the very interesting thing about France is that not a lot of people know this, but Bordeaux wine, right, is fortified with 19% Italian grapes. 2293 01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:40,700 And the grapes themselves were imported from America after the Second World War. 2294 01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:46,280 So this Levin Francaise is not as Francaise as people like to think it is. 2295 01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:50,600 So, you know, that's another little image of France that's slightly shattered there. 2296 01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:52,920 Oh la la, I better not come back. 2297 01:42:56,120 --> 01:42:58,540 Thanks very much, Mick Hucknell, for that. 2298 01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,160 Can you get the porridge off the screen, Tom? 2299 01:43:00,740 --> 01:43:01,740 One second, how are you doing it? 2300 01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:04,180 Good man, you're getting faster. 2301 01:43:04,900 --> 01:43:06,100 Take it off completely, Tom. 2302 01:43:07,060 --> 01:43:08,520 One moment, please. Nearly there. 2303 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:09,720 Nearly there. 2304 01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:10,780 Hurry up. 2305 01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:12,460 Good man, Tom. 2306 01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:17,940 Welcome back to the match, and thanks to Mick Hucknell there, and also to Wicked MC Pat Flynn for the tip. 2307 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:24,340 The second half of Ireland's third group game against Peru is underway. 2308 01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:25,560 It's 0-0. 2309 01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:28,420 Ireland, of course, two wins on the trot. 2310 01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:29,280 Looking for that third. 2311 01:43:30,020 --> 01:43:30,660 Clean sheet. 2312 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,480 Still clean. 2313 01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:33,000 Those sheets are still clean. 2314 01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,040 And look at this. 2315 01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:40,040 There could be something in it, but it's cut out very quickly and rapidly by the Peruvian back line. 2316 01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:40,980 Back line. 2317 01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:44,760 As they look to build up a bit of steam inside the middle of the mixing pot. 2318 01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:47,900 As number 13 is bullied off the ball by Coleman. 2319 01:43:48,300 --> 01:43:50,080 Coleman lays it back to Duffy. 2320 01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:51,620 Duffy has got Keough in support. 2321 01:43:51,780 --> 01:43:52,960 Indeed, he uses that support. 2322 01:43:53,820 --> 01:43:55,140 Very, very nicely indeed. 2323 01:43:55,140 --> 01:43:55,760 Very, very nicely indeed. 2324 01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:58,040 Keough making a little bit of run out of space here. 2325 01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:00,020 He should stick to where he is good. 2326 01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:05,840 He usually plays up a little bit further defensive midfield when he was playing for Derby. 2327 01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:09,060 Yeah, but in our case, we need him at the back. 2328 01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:09,460 Look at this. 2329 01:44:09,520 --> 01:44:10,960 Lovely chance here for Ireland now. 2330 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:12,340 Hendricks finds himself in a bit of space. 2331 01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:13,500 Rattled. 2332 01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:18,520 The referee has blown for a free kick there or something. 2333 01:44:18,660 --> 01:44:19,700 Did you see what happened there? 2334 01:44:20,020 --> 01:44:21,200 There was a trip on Hurrahan. 2335 01:44:23,900 --> 01:44:29,200 Played the ball, but reckless play from Carrillo will result in an Irish free kick. 2336 01:44:29,740 --> 01:44:30,720 And that's what we want. 2337 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,440 Free kick in a dangerous area. 2338 01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:35,920 And it's Brady who steps up to take the Brady Bunch. 2339 01:44:36,260 --> 01:44:38,780 And he takes a little sidestep once, twice. 2340 01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:39,840 Where's he going to go with it? 2341 01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:43,560 He's centered short to McLean who doesn't get the ball at all. 2342 01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:46,180 Reception has been poor actually the past few matches, McLean. 2343 01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:50,440 Seems as though he doesn't run towards the ball when he needs to make a little bit of step like, you know. 2344 01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:57,180 He might be looking for his players to play stronger balls to him, but... 2345 01:44:58,980 --> 01:45:01,740 You know, you really do have to be on your best behavior. 2346 01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:03,740 Try and meet the ball halfway even. 2347 01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:06,540 Look, like a marriage. 2348 01:45:07,740 --> 01:45:08,620 Playing football. 2349 01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:09,960 It's all give and take. 2350 01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:12,220 You need to meet the ball as well. 2351 01:45:12,620 --> 01:45:16,540 And you need to show that you're interested. 2352 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:21,220 And enthusiastic about going to meet it as well. 2353 01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:25,080 And you can't just accept to get the ball the whole time. 2354 01:45:25,340 --> 01:45:27,260 Ireland getting the ball the whole time right now. 2355 01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:28,320 McGoldrick, surely. 2356 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,360 McGoldrick slammed it into the back of the soccer. 2357 01:45:31,820 --> 01:45:35,740 And that's the start we needed even though the start is over. 2358 01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:40,440 Well, I tell you, this is the start of the end for Peru. 2359 01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:43,700 I don't want to speak too soon, Tommy. 2360 01:45:44,420 --> 01:45:45,560 But it could be. 2361 01:45:46,820 --> 01:45:48,640 A real special evening tonight. 2362 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:53,480 As we trounce everyone who has come our way. 2363 01:45:54,280 --> 01:45:55,400 Absolute trounce. 2364 01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:56,440 Trounce. 2365 01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:58,020 And trounce again. 2366 01:45:59,020 --> 01:46:02,580 No one's going to stop this man when faced with gold. 2367 01:46:03,580 --> 01:46:05,100 Don't matter what keeper you are. 2368 01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:08,140 If you give him the space like that, you're going to get punished. 2369 01:46:08,780 --> 01:46:10,600 He's handing out punishment goals. 2370 01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:11,440 He's handing out punishment goals. 2371 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:14,300 Like a real punishment master, isn't he? 2372 01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,120 He's the master of the punishment. 2373 01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:18,980 He just loves to punish. 2374 01:46:20,860 --> 01:46:21,580 Peru now. 2375 01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:22,500 The punished. 2376 01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:27,320 Trying to make something out of this. 2377 01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:29,100 But it looks like it's slipping away from them. 2378 01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:30,580 Possession wise at least. 2379 01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:32,100 They're absolutely on their arses. 2380 01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:34,520 As Ireland do well in the tackling. 2381 01:46:34,700 --> 01:46:35,780 They're strong in the challenge. 2382 01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:37,620 And are committed to each and every ball. 2383 01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:38,560 And look at this now. 2384 01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,400 It's another breaking ball for McGoldrick. 2385 01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:43,100 He slides it against the keeper's foot. 2386 01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:44,460 And it's saved. 2387 01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:48,600 But it's only as far as McGoldrick in the area. 2388 01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:49,180 Bit of time. 2389 01:46:49,260 --> 01:46:49,720 Bit of space. 2390 01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:50,220 One, two. 2391 01:46:50,320 --> 01:46:50,680 Uni-flu. 2392 01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:53,840 Right into the path of Carrillo again. 2393 01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:56,540 Or whatever your man's name was in the keep. 2394 01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:57,340 Say, the Sultan. 2395 01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:58,600 For Peru. 2396 01:47:01,020 --> 01:47:02,940 They're hard to break down the Peruvians. 2397 01:47:03,140 --> 01:47:04,720 Two clear-cut chances there. 2398 01:47:05,420 --> 01:47:06,520 Ireland need to take these chances. 2399 01:47:06,860 --> 01:47:07,340 Indeed they do. 2400 01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:08,520 We can't be just... 2401 01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:11,600 How many of these are we going to get during the game? 2402 01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:12,280 Unless we convert. 2403 01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:13,900 It needs to be converted, lads. 2404 01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:14,740 And look at that. 2405 01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:16,700 Ball slamming off your man's chest. 2406 01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:18,860 Really poor control from Hurrahan. 2407 01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:24,480 We're not in the slightest bit a well-oiled machine, are we? 2408 01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:25,500 Nope. 2409 01:47:26,380 --> 01:47:28,060 We're not a well-oiled machine. 2410 01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,140 We're lacking in oil. 2411 01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:30,980 Oh my God! 2412 01:47:33,140 --> 01:47:33,580 Jesus. 2413 01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:35,080 Tell you something. 2414 01:47:35,220 --> 01:47:37,760 We'd have needed a bit of oil in the tank if that would have gone in. 2415 01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:38,820 Yep. 2416 01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:41,680 And petrol prices are down low now because of COVID. 2417 01:47:41,940 --> 01:47:44,120 It's probably a good time to fill up the tank. 2418 01:47:44,940 --> 01:47:45,740 Stick 50 in it. 2419 01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:48,240 If it even costs that much. 2420 01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:50,140 Yeah, it probably would still. 2421 01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:54,040 Not a big difference then really in the grand scheme of things. 2422 01:47:55,240 --> 01:47:57,160 Which every penny, every penny counts like. 2423 01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:00,040 Indeed it does. 2424 01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:00,640 Ireland. 2425 01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:05,300 Blast the ball out with Randolph the blaster. 2426 01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:08,120 The red hand blaster. 2427 01:48:08,660 --> 01:48:09,920 And look at this now. 2428 01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:10,960 Hendrick. 2429 01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:12,380 What's he doing? 2430 01:48:12,480 --> 01:48:17,660 He's doing a bit of cheeky business with Whelan who's doing his own little magic show in the middle of the center box. 2431 01:48:18,660 --> 01:48:19,580 Feeds it out to Keogh. 2432 01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:21,180 Lovely flavored crisps. 2433 01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:23,240 And a great defensive player as well. 2434 01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:25,820 In that midst. 2435 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:26,960 That crispy midst. 2436 01:48:27,620 --> 01:48:28,240 Look at this now. 2437 01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:28,760 Hurrahan. 2438 01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:29,920 Surely to McGoldrick. 2439 01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:30,500 Yes. 2440 01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:30,960 No. 2441 01:48:31,220 --> 01:48:32,360 It's gone past McGoldrick. 2442 01:48:32,620 --> 01:48:33,440 It'll make you sick. 2443 01:48:33,780 --> 01:48:37,140 As the keeper clasps that balloon with both hands. 2444 01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:38,980 As if it were his own son. 2445 01:48:39,540 --> 01:48:40,460 That he'd rescued. 2446 01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:42,800 I don't know. 2447 01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:43,680 In a fight or something. 2448 01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:45,900 Whelan's got some skills. 2449 01:48:46,140 --> 01:48:47,560 But as I say that. 2450 01:48:48,160 --> 01:48:48,640 Completely. 2451 01:48:50,480 --> 01:48:51,220 Screws it up. 2452 01:48:52,140 --> 01:48:54,020 And it's back to Randolph now. 2453 01:48:54,140 --> 01:48:54,500 Ireland. 2454 01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:57,500 They're going to look to build up again from the back. 2455 01:48:57,800 --> 01:48:58,640 We're out to Duffy. 2456 01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,880 Who's sensing Coleman on the right hand side. 2457 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:05,000 An omnipotent presence in that little area. 2458 01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:06,060 Now it's Brady. 2459 01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:06,680 What will he do? 2460 01:49:06,780 --> 01:49:07,940 Rolls it back to Coleman. 2461 01:49:08,020 --> 01:49:09,420 But it's a shite roll. 2462 01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:11,780 And it just goes out of the play line. 2463 01:49:13,340 --> 01:49:14,980 And it's a Peruvian throw. 2464 01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:16,180 Taken by Tapia. 2465 01:49:17,380 --> 01:49:18,080 Tapia now. 2466 01:49:18,660 --> 01:49:20,060 Over to Jotun. 2467 01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:21,340 Jotun. 2468 01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:23,700 Dispossessed coolly by Ireland. 2469 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,360 And it's McGoldrick. 2470 01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:26,120 He's on his own. 2471 01:49:26,180 --> 01:49:26,720 No support. 2472 01:49:27,040 --> 01:49:27,920 Lays it out to McLean. 2473 01:49:28,140 --> 01:49:29,200 He's making a run McGoldrick. 2474 01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:30,240 McLean can see it. 2475 01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:31,240 It's a great little ball in. 2476 01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:31,860 Great idea. 2477 01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:33,080 But it's just too much on it. 2478 01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:34,140 And Abram. 2479 01:49:35,140 --> 01:49:35,920 Collects it up. 2480 01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:38,340 And sweeps it out to Jotun. 2481 01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:40,040 And now it's Cartaga. 2482 01:49:40,380 --> 01:49:41,700 Cartaga out to Tapia. 2483 01:49:42,880 --> 01:49:45,300 Tapia finds Cueva. 2484 01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:46,780 Cueva's out in the wing now. 2485 01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:50,280 Cueva dispossessed royally. 2486 01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:53,440 Enthusiastically. 2487 01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:57,360 And they're not that hard to take down. 2488 01:49:57,440 --> 01:49:57,820 Are they Tom? 2489 01:49:58,500 --> 01:49:59,920 They seem to be a bit light. 2490 01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:01,640 In the challenge. 2491 01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:02,260 But I mean. 2492 01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:03,720 It's Keo. 2493 01:50:03,820 --> 01:50:04,620 Like you know he's. 2494 01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:06,280 Strong as a nuts. 2495 01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:08,220 Yep. 2496 01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:08,920 He's a big fella. 2497 01:50:10,220 --> 01:50:10,900 A big lad. 2498 01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:13,020 And he can swing the weight about. 2499 01:50:16,220 --> 01:50:16,720 Peru. 2500 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:16,780 Peru. 2501 01:50:17,160 --> 01:50:18,880 Sweep the balloon into the danger box. 2502 01:50:19,820 --> 01:50:20,140 Peru. 2503 01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:23,220 Still have it now in the dangerous area. 2504 01:50:24,100 --> 01:50:25,760 Bit of jiggery pokery on the outside. 2505 01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:26,440 Bit of dancing. 2506 01:50:27,100 --> 01:50:28,120 Passes it back to his man. 2507 01:50:28,220 --> 01:50:30,300 Ted Danson is dispossessed by Glenn Whelan. 2508 01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:32,420 Glenn Whelan now. 2509 01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:34,960 Lays the ball out to Brady. 2510 01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:35,780 Brady. 2511 01:50:36,780 --> 01:50:37,060 Brady. 2512 01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:38,920 Can he sense something achieving here? 2513 01:50:39,080 --> 01:50:39,460 He can. 2514 01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:41,080 He lays a little through ball to Jimi Hendrix. 2515 01:50:41,360 --> 01:50:42,060 Jimi Hendrix. 2516 01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:43,980 Gives the ball into the mixing unit. 2517 01:50:44,300 --> 01:50:46,220 And it's not enough to the left. 2518 01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:49,060 And the keeper comes out and delicately places his. 2519 01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,780 Neoprene gloved hands. 2520 01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:54,400 All over that leather facade of a ball. 2521 01:50:56,080 --> 01:50:57,560 I wouldn't say it's a facade. 2522 01:50:57,660 --> 01:50:58,760 I'd say it's a complete ball. 2523 01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:02,980 I think you're talking complete ball ox Tommy. 2524 01:51:04,260 --> 01:51:05,580 You're as ball as an axe. 2525 01:51:06,580 --> 01:51:07,240 Look at this now. 2526 01:51:07,380 --> 01:51:07,820 McGoldrick. 2527 01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:08,720 McGoldrick. 2528 01:51:09,100 --> 01:51:09,960 Loses the ball. 2529 01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:10,900 It'll make you sick. 2530 01:51:11,260 --> 01:51:11,740 Peru now. 2531 01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:12,660 Lovely jerseys. 2532 01:51:12,940 --> 01:51:16,920 Not enough lovely jersey though to get that ball out to another man with a lovely jersey on. 2533 01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:18,360 90 minutes have gone. 2534 01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:20,900 We've less than a minute left of injury time. 2535 01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:23,680 Can Ireland hold on here for the three and a three? 2536 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,680 Three's the magic number. 2537 01:51:26,700 --> 01:51:27,220 DV3. 2538 01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:28,800 Virgin Media 1. 2539 01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:29,800 Through ball. 2540 01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:32,680 One last chance at a lovely little sidestepper. 2541 01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,580 And it's swept up by the Peru balloon boy. 2542 01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:36,880 And it's given out. 2543 01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:38,400 But it's a final whistle here. 2544 01:51:40,060 --> 01:51:42,060 And Ireland have done it. 2545 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:43,580 They've came. 2546 01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:46,140 They came. 2547 01:51:46,240 --> 01:51:47,600 They saw they conquered. 2548 01:51:48,860 --> 01:51:49,380 Yep. 2549 01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:52,360 They did the business when it really mattered on the pitch. 2550 01:51:53,020 --> 01:51:55,480 An absolute master class from start to finish. 2551 01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:57,120 Quick look at the highlights here. 2552 01:51:57,500 --> 01:52:01,040 Lovely little shot taken on 20 minutes by Connor Hurahan. 2553 01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:03,540 Who managed to get a ball feed. 2554 01:52:03,540 --> 01:52:05,220 Came in from the feeding unit. 2555 01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:08,560 And he slapped it with his left leg. 2556 01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:09,640 Over the bar. 2557 01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,580 It was a scissor kick. 2558 01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,960 Needed a little bit more dexterity. 2559 01:52:13,480 --> 01:52:15,160 Look at that palm stinger there. 2560 01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:16,780 Palm Springs. 2561 01:52:17,360 --> 01:52:18,460 Palm Stings. 2562 01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:19,340 Golf resort. 2563 01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:20,920 Donald Trump. 2564 01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:23,600 Freaking Donald Schlumpman. 2565 01:52:24,940 --> 01:52:25,500 Hurahan. 2566 01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:30,040 Did his own little business outside the Peruvian box. 2567 01:52:30,420 --> 01:52:32,060 Trying to lift the balloon into the center. 2568 01:52:32,180 --> 01:52:33,360 Don't know what he was trying with that. 2569 01:52:34,020 --> 01:52:34,800 It was actually weird. 2570 01:52:35,820 --> 01:52:36,760 And this is the goal here. 2571 01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:38,100 My goal. 2572 01:52:38,260 --> 01:52:38,560 Drake. 2573 01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,220 Outside of the right foot. 2574 01:52:40,580 --> 01:52:41,200 Cheeky ball. 2575 01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:42,580 Cheeky by name. 2576 01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:43,220 Cheeky by nature. 2577 01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:45,820 And that's another angle right here. 2578 01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,340 Look at the outside of the right foot. 2579 01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:49,520 Goalkeeper thinks he's going to slot it down the. 2580 01:52:49,780 --> 01:52:50,780 The slot house. 2581 01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:53,960 Turns out he's going for the slot penthouse. 2582 01:52:54,540 --> 01:52:56,360 Down the right hand side of the onion sack. 2583 01:52:56,740 --> 01:52:58,880 And this is a nice little through ball here to my goal. 2584 01:52:58,880 --> 01:52:59,060 Drake. 2585 01:52:59,140 --> 01:53:01,600 Who found a lovely little bit of touch space to Hurahan. 2586 01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:02,860 Hurahan unfortunately. 2587 01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:04,480 Blashed the ball. 2588 01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:05,360 Against. 2589 01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:08,200 The goalkeeper's palm stings. 2590 01:53:09,560 --> 01:53:10,160 Peru. 2591 01:53:10,460 --> 01:53:11,940 They tried something but it was. 2592 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,840 It lacked want and promise. 2593 01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:15,040 The shot. 2594 01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:16,560 Flew by Randolph. 2595 01:53:17,620 --> 01:53:21,340 As fast as Randolph flew by the gaff on the 25th of December. 2596 01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:22,680 And Peru. 2597 01:53:23,260 --> 01:53:24,540 I mean Brian Peru. 2598 01:53:24,920 --> 01:53:25,940 From Peru. 2599 01:53:25,940 --> 01:53:29,180 Said that 37% of the possession was all they could muster. 2600 01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:32,520 Ireland came out the traps like whippets. 2601 01:53:32,620 --> 01:53:33,760 And they were as keen as mustard. 2602 01:53:34,460 --> 01:53:35,280 Two fouls. 2603 01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:36,400 One of them was sound. 2604 01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:37,580 Eight shots. 2605 01:53:37,860 --> 01:53:40,160 Five of them were on target. 2606 01:53:40,160 --> 01:53:41,940 Three of them were blank balls. 2607 01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,400 Two free kicks to the Peruvian Dreamers. 2608 01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:45,700 We had two as well. 2609 01:53:46,020 --> 01:53:46,960 Look at the pass rate. 2610 01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,720 Absolutely night and day. 2611 01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:49,680 Ireland. 2612 01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:51,020 Passing. 2613 01:53:51,020 --> 01:53:51,020 Outpassing. 2614 01:53:51,020 --> 01:53:51,140 Outpassing. 2615 01:53:51,140 --> 01:53:51,780 Outpassing. 2616 01:53:51,780 --> 01:53:52,600 Outclassing. 2617 01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:54,580 And then. 2618 01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:57,440 Just going home with the victory like. 2619 01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:02,080 Really was an absolute soundhauser of a victory. 2620 01:54:02,340 --> 01:54:05,660 Not the emphatic kind of balls that we saw against the previous two lads. 2621 01:54:05,780 --> 01:54:07,940 But still good enough like Tom. 2622 01:54:09,340 --> 01:54:09,960 Look at. 2623 01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:09,960 Look at. 2624 01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:11,240 They did the biz. 2625 01:54:11,500 --> 01:54:12,120 We're proud of them. 2626 01:54:12,980 --> 01:54:14,020 Onwards and upwards now. 2627 01:54:14,860 --> 01:54:16,880 Onwards and upwards to the knockout phases. 2628 01:54:17,380 --> 01:54:19,500 Of World Cup 22 Qatar. 2629 01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:21,860 Alberto Solano. 2630 01:54:22,060 --> 01:54:22,720 Nolly Sully. 2631 01:54:22,820 --> 01:54:23,640 Thank you very much. 2632 01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:24,540 You're a great. 2633 01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,900 Great Peruvian Dreamer. 2634 01:54:26,140 --> 01:54:28,360 You had a few good seasons for Newcastle. 2635 01:54:29,380 --> 01:54:29,840 Back in. 2636 01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:30,220 What is it? 2637 01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:30,680 2000. 2638 01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:31,600 Around that era. 2639 01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:32,520 Well done. 2640 01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:33,220 And thanks for watching. 2641 01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:34,040 And thanks for the tip. 2642 01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:37,200 And a big thank you to our hosts Qatar. 2643 01:54:37,700 --> 01:54:39,420 Who are an amazing nation state. 2644 01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:41,160 And a great host of the World Cup. 2645 01:54:41,340 --> 01:54:43,220 And they didn't win the tournament base. 2646 01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:45,080 As has been reported in the media. 2647 01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:47,260 By a lot of bitter. 2648 01:54:47,440 --> 01:54:48,100 Bitter people. 2649 01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:48,920 It has to be said. 2650 01:54:49,340 --> 01:54:50,560 There were backhanders. 2651 01:54:50,660 --> 01:54:51,220 Deluxed. 2652 01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:53,580 And all that kind of shady. 2653 01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,520 Shady sandy business. 2654 01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:56,580 That was going on. 2655 01:54:56,860 --> 01:54:58,320 Out in the dunes. 2656 01:54:58,900 --> 01:54:59,600 That didn't happen. 2657 01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:00,420 What happened. 2658 01:55:00,620 --> 01:55:02,520 Was pure ethical classness. 2659 01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:04,500 And I want to say. 2660 01:55:04,740 --> 01:55:05,540 Thanks to Qatar. 2661 01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:06,420 Best of luck with you. 2662 01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:07,360 All the best. 2663 01:55:07,620 --> 01:55:08,040 Good luck. 2664 01:55:22,340 --> 01:55:23,560 Welcome back guys. 2665 01:55:23,560 --> 01:55:24,800 To the score desk. 2666 01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:25,900 Here with me Conor Williams. 2667 01:55:26,140 --> 01:55:28,360 From FIFA Guitar FM. 2668 01:55:29,420 --> 01:55:31,640 Venezuela laid siege to Germany. 2669 01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:33,240 But they were best roundly. 2670 01:55:33,880 --> 01:55:34,480 3-1. 2671 01:55:34,740 --> 01:55:35,160 Faroes. 2672 01:55:35,220 --> 01:55:36,760 Didn't fare up well to the Lebanese. 2673 01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:39,800 The Lebanese were absolutely sending it against them. 2674 01:55:39,940 --> 01:55:41,640 Santa Golan to the back of their onion sack. 2675 01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:42,320 Peru. 2676 01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:43,280 0. 2677 01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:44,660 Ireland 1. 2678 01:55:45,100 --> 01:55:46,160 You'll love to see it. 2679 01:55:46,300 --> 01:55:47,120 You'll love to hear it. 2680 01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:48,700 Moldova. 2681 01:55:48,860 --> 01:55:49,740 What were they doing? 2682 01:55:50,220 --> 01:55:50,460 Well. 2683 01:55:50,580 --> 01:55:51,040 They were winning. 2684 01:55:51,260 --> 01:55:51,980 Against Oman. 2685 01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:52,820 Panama. 2686 01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:54,120 Romania. 2687 01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:55,620 3 words. 2688 01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:57,140 Not that good. 2689 01:55:57,380 --> 01:55:58,020 0-0. 2690 01:55:58,520 --> 01:55:59,000 Stalemate. 2691 01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:00,300 That's more than three words. 2692 01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:00,860 But who cares. 2693 01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:01,520 Latvia. 2694 01:56:01,700 --> 01:56:02,140 0-0. 2695 01:56:02,420 --> 01:56:03,100 Australia 1-0. 2696 01:56:03,140 --> 01:56:03,540 Argentina. 2697 01:56:03,660 --> 01:56:03,860 Turner. 2698 01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:06,800 Beaten roundly by the Belgian chocolate boxes. 2699 01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:08,500 The Estonians. 2700 01:56:09,220 --> 01:56:11,540 Really got muzzled. 2701 01:56:12,540 --> 01:56:13,760 By the Nigerians. 2702 01:56:15,040 --> 01:56:16,300 The other games. 2703 01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:18,100 Chile beat Sweden 3-0. 2704 01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:19,460 Andorra. 2705 01:56:20,420 --> 01:56:22,300 Were beaten 3-1 by Iran. 2706 01:56:22,820 --> 01:56:25,520 COVID certainly not affecting the football team there. 2707 01:56:25,860 --> 01:56:28,240 Costa Rica took it to the Austericans. 2708 01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:33,820 The Luxemburgers had their last slice of burger goodness in this World Cup. 2709 01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:36,560 They were trounced by the Moroccans. 2710 01:56:37,540 --> 01:56:40,000 Thanks so much to Up the Randolph for that tip. 2711 01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:42,920 Hopefully you're getting on well, bud. 2712 01:56:43,860 --> 01:56:44,360 Georgia. 2713 01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:46,560 Got bet by Algeria 3-1. 2714 01:56:46,820 --> 01:56:47,580 Ecuador 1. 2715 01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:48,200 Finland 0. 2716 01:56:48,300 --> 01:56:49,100 Lithuania. 2717 01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:52,300 Got absolutely razzmatazzed. 2718 01:56:52,940 --> 01:56:54,820 By the Egyptian dreamers. 2719 01:56:54,820 --> 01:57:00,700 This is how it's shaping up in the groups. 2720 01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:03,940 Let's have a little look here at Group A. 2721 01:57:04,340 --> 01:57:05,820 Chile and Sweden at the top. 2722 01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:07,200 The Iranians. 2723 01:57:07,280 --> 01:57:07,960 The Andorans. 2724 01:57:08,300 --> 01:57:09,140 Home to bed. 2725 01:57:09,660 --> 01:57:10,780 Self-isolate, lads. 2726 01:57:11,300 --> 01:57:12,060 It's game over. 2727 01:57:12,660 --> 01:57:13,360 Well, it's not game over. 2728 01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:16,060 I mean, it will be for a lot of people if you don't self-isolate. 2729 01:57:16,380 --> 01:57:18,080 That's the message from the top down. 2730 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:19,800 Morocco and Austria. 2731 01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:20,880 Well done, lads. 2732 01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:22,200 You're through to the mix-up. 2733 01:57:22,580 --> 01:57:23,880 Costa Rica and Luxemburg. 2734 01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:25,300 Generations, bud. 2735 01:57:26,220 --> 01:57:27,860 You just didn't have what it took. 2736 01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:29,620 Group C. 2737 01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:31,220 Algeria and Spain. 2738 01:57:32,740 --> 01:57:34,300 Did really well, you know. 2739 01:57:34,660 --> 01:57:36,640 Get a USA and Georgia down the bottom. 2740 01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:40,420 Like, you never really thought the Georgians were going to turn up. 2741 01:57:41,020 --> 01:57:41,920 You really didn't. 2742 01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:42,720 And they didn't. 2743 01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:44,780 And I confirmed my belief. 2744 01:57:45,780 --> 01:57:47,060 It sealed my status. 2745 01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,720 As in the right man. 2746 01:57:51,700 --> 01:57:52,140 USA. 2747 01:57:52,640 --> 01:57:53,040 Failed. 2748 01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:55,280 Should have stuck the ladies on, lads. 2749 01:57:57,280 --> 01:57:57,600 Sorry. 2750 01:57:57,720 --> 01:57:58,420 Go back to that. 2751 01:57:58,920 --> 01:57:59,720 We should return to that. 2752 01:57:59,840 --> 01:58:00,020 Sorry. 2753 01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:00,900 No. 2754 01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:01,380 Don't want to. 2755 01:58:01,680 --> 01:58:02,100 Don't want to. 2756 01:58:02,740 --> 01:58:03,120 No. 2757 01:58:04,400 --> 01:58:04,760 Information. 2758 01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:06,460 Competition info. 2759 01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:09,780 It's not right. 2760 01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:09,780 It's not right. 2761 01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:12,120 It's meant to be able to see all this. 2762 01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:15,480 Yeah. 2763 01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:16,260 Back again. 2764 01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:17,480 Sorry about that, guys. 2765 01:58:17,660 --> 01:58:19,160 Technical gremlins, guys. 2766 01:58:20,740 --> 01:58:21,760 Actually, have you gone to... 2767 01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,200 Well, I'm here. 2768 01:58:22,280 --> 01:58:22,920 Well, I have you. 2769 01:58:23,880 --> 01:58:26,060 Did you get on to Mercedes yet? 2770 01:58:26,580 --> 01:58:28,260 Either Mercedes or Zurich. 2771 01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:31,400 If not, why not? 2772 01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:34,640 Time's running out, guys. 2773 01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:38,960 Get on to them and get on to them sooner rather than later. 2774 01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:40,380 I thought you were all over this. 2775 01:58:41,520 --> 01:58:42,620 It turns out you're not. 2776 01:58:43,620 --> 01:58:44,640 Egypt and Finland. 2777 01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:46,640 Two good Zurich guys. 2778 01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:49,440 Ecuador and Lithuania. 2779 01:58:50,580 --> 01:58:51,960 You never turned up to the show. 2780 01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:53,600 Ecuador. 2781 01:58:54,300 --> 01:58:55,780 A great song by Sash. 2782 01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:57,720 Ecuador. 2783 01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,120 A great song by Sash. 2784 01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:14,320 That's enough of that. 2785 01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:15,100 You know that. 2786 01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:18,340 I don't need to telegraph that too heavily, do you? 2787 01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:20,600 Group C. 2788 01:59:20,680 --> 01:59:21,860 E, B, C, D, E. 2789 01:59:22,380 --> 01:59:23,600 Onto group E. 2790 01:59:24,300 --> 01:59:27,580 And the Germans absolutely trouncing everyone around them. 2791 01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:29,100 Goose-stepping. 2792 01:59:29,860 --> 01:59:30,980 All over the opposition. 2793 01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:33,460 And Venelish. 2794 01:59:34,060 --> 01:59:35,100 The Lesbottish. 2795 01:59:35,360 --> 01:59:36,400 Lebanese, sorry. 2796 01:59:37,500 --> 01:59:39,720 The Lebanese Islands and the Faroe Islands. 2797 01:59:40,340 --> 01:59:44,360 Maybe the Faroes should trade status with the Lebanese. 2798 01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,620 And the Faroes could just become Faroe. 2799 01:59:48,380 --> 01:59:52,280 And the Lebanon could become Lebanese Islands. 2800 01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:54,600 Don't know why. 2801 01:59:54,760 --> 01:59:57,760 Maybe it would increase tourism to their state. 2802 01:59:57,880 --> 02:00:00,940 But I mean, actually, at the moment, there's going to be no tourism being done. 2803 02:00:01,060 --> 02:00:04,480 Unless you own a Maybach that can fly to the sky. 2804 02:00:07,480 --> 02:00:09,660 And not a lot of people have that. 2805 02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:10,820 Jones. 2806 02:00:12,820 --> 02:00:22,100 My heart goes out to everyone out there who isn't currently soaring through cyberspace and space. 2807 02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:29,100 And the speed of light propelled by two amazing rocket boosters. 2808 02:00:29,100 --> 02:00:36,420 Big shout out to Elon Musk and Grimes doing God's work out there. 2809 02:00:37,020 --> 02:00:41,000 Rocket boosting and creating some amazing avant-garde tunage. 2810 02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:43,560 Well done to the Tui. 2811 02:00:44,780 --> 02:00:46,580 Thanks for the boosters, Elon. 2812 02:00:48,100 --> 02:00:50,120 We're just powered through in the galaxy. 2813 02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:56,280 And my heart goes out to everyone who can't power through the galaxy in the back of an ABAC. 2814 02:00:57,100 --> 02:00:58,920 But them's the brakes, you know. 2815 02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:01,900 Look, we're going through. 2816 02:01:02,140 --> 02:01:03,920 The boys are going through with Peru. 2817 02:01:04,900 --> 02:01:05,460 Moldova. 2818 02:01:05,820 --> 02:01:06,720 And oh, man. 2819 02:01:07,100 --> 02:01:08,040 Oh, man. 2820 02:01:08,080 --> 02:01:08,880 Oh, man alive. 2821 02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:12,220 What did you even do before the tournament? 2822 02:01:12,460 --> 02:01:13,460 Not much, it seems. 2823 02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:17,140 Australia, Romania, Pana, Latvia. 2824 02:01:18,280 --> 02:01:19,240 Those two at the end. 2825 02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:20,180 Not going anywhere. 2826 02:01:20,540 --> 02:01:21,500 Australia and Romania. 2827 02:01:22,040 --> 02:01:22,880 They're going somewhere. 2828 02:01:23,840 --> 02:01:27,320 They're definitely not going to make it to the last few, I'd say. 2829 02:01:27,460 --> 02:01:31,560 They'll both get royally taken out at the next round. 2830 02:01:31,560 --> 02:01:33,900 Hopefully one of those is ours. 2831 02:01:35,660 --> 02:01:37,200 Did you get on to Zurich yet? 2832 02:01:38,380 --> 02:01:39,560 Argentina and Belgium. 2833 02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:43,360 They did the business all day, every day. 2834 02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,160 The Chile and the Sweden boys, you know it. 2835 02:01:46,460 --> 02:01:47,260 We've already been there. 2836 02:01:47,880 --> 02:01:52,040 So let's see how the lay of the land now, the knockout phase. 2837 02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:56,840 We've got a couple of lads looking to fight over quarterfinal plays here. 2838 02:01:58,040 --> 02:01:58,860 Chile and Austria. 2839 02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:00,360 Algeria and Finland. 2840 02:02:00,940 --> 02:02:01,780 Germany and Peru. 2841 02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:04,240 Australia and Belgium. 2842 02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,100 I'll call it now. 2843 02:02:05,540 --> 02:02:06,580 Chile go through. 2844 02:02:07,100 --> 02:02:09,340 Finland go through. 2845 02:02:10,780 --> 02:02:11,940 Germany go through. 2846 02:02:12,940 --> 02:02:14,580 And Belgium go through. 2847 02:02:16,080 --> 02:02:16,900 The other side. 2848 02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:22,000 Morocco, Sweden, Egypt, Spain, Ireland, Venezuela. 2849 02:02:22,180 --> 02:02:22,980 Today FM. 2850 02:02:23,980 --> 02:02:24,580 Argentina. 2851 02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:25,680 Romania. 2852 02:02:26,380 --> 02:02:27,380 I'm going to call it now. 2853 02:02:27,380 --> 02:02:27,400 I'm going to call it now. 2854 02:02:28,340 --> 02:02:28,820 Morocco. 2855 02:02:30,020 --> 02:02:30,460 Curveball. 2856 02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:30,980 Not yet. 2857 02:02:30,980 --> 02:02:33,700 I'm going to renege on the Moroccan dream. 2858 02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:35,200 I'm going to go with the Swedish. 2859 02:02:35,840 --> 02:02:37,500 I think the Swedes are going to send it. 2860 02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:42,340 I think the Spaniards are going to actually spank the Egyptians. 2861 02:02:43,340 --> 02:02:47,800 I think Ireland are going to say, see you later, Venezuela. 2862 02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:57,360 The Argentina turners are going to turn around and absolutely remain at the seat of world football. 2863 02:02:57,540 --> 02:02:58,520 The top seat that is. 2864 02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:00,220 And dispatch those Romanians. 2865 02:03:01,920 --> 02:03:03,060 It's all academic. 2866 02:03:03,200 --> 02:03:07,260 It's all to play for here on Complete Football Isolation Bowl. 2867 02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:19,600 Rappan's balloon has exploded here, exposing the end of his rear right hand shaft pipe. 2868 02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:22,980 And he's going to have to get that scene to rapid-step pronto now. 2869 02:03:23,300 --> 02:03:28,000 Otherwise, he can kiss bye-bye to a place in the sun on Channel 4. 2870 02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:29,740 The crowd go wild. 2871 02:03:30,180 --> 02:03:31,820 The scenes they're witnessing here. 2872 02:03:32,100 --> 02:03:36,940 Clearly a manifestation of the inner turmoil each of them has felt since childhood. 2873 02:03:36,940 --> 02:03:39,480 Lando Nars has just checked out of the pit stop hotel. 2874 02:03:39,900 --> 02:03:46,540 And oh my good God, no, his front left balloon pipe has just not been shafted on correct enough 2875 02:03:46,540 --> 02:03:48,780 when he was in the balloon box. 2876 02:03:48,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Look at that top left-hand lot there. 2877 02:03:51,060 --> 02:03:52,520 Not much time to flip it on. 2878 02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,680 And you can just about see there as he pulls out of the pit stop. 2879 02:03:55,780 --> 02:03:57,020 It's jumping and jacking and jillicum. 2880 02:03:57,740 --> 02:04:02,480 And now the Ferrari jacklifter slides under Leclerc's nose as four clowns perform balloon tricks. 2881 02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:04,420 2.3 second pit stop. 2882 02:04:05,060 --> 02:04:06,420 Thanks for the magic show, lads. 2883 02:04:06,420 --> 02:04:11,100 Really is a sweet, sweet pit check stop maneuver from Ferrari. 2884 02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:16,520 Jordan Baby Peterson there with the voice of an angel in the mind of a Toro Rosso. 2885 02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:20,520 Hecked up on pissin' onions on Network 2. 2886 02:04:20,720 --> 02:04:22,960 Connor, we have spoken. 2887 02:04:25,420 --> 02:04:44,940 Welcome back. 2888 02:04:45,940 --> 02:04:47,060 Welcome back. 2889 02:04:47,760 --> 02:04:49,000 To the World Cup. 2890 02:04:49,900 --> 02:04:50,600 Kateri. 2891 02:04:51,600 --> 02:04:54,040 And we're here in the Venezuelan National Anthem. 2892 02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:54,960 Proud lads. 2893 02:04:55,620 --> 02:04:56,520 Proud lads. 2894 02:05:02,580 --> 02:05:03,900 Lovely kit as well. 2895 02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:08,540 That was a great National Anthem. 2896 02:05:08,820 --> 02:05:10,880 And now please stand for the Irish National Anthem. 2897 02:05:18,060 --> 02:05:48,040 This is a legit network tour. 2898 02:05:48,040 --> 02:05:49,040 two stream. 2899 02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:54,300 The boys on the pitch are about to lay siege to their enemies. 2900 02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:56,760 The Venezuelan enemies. 2901 02:05:57,500 --> 02:05:59,700 Big thank you to the two tips that came through there. 2902 02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:01,620 Or three, should I say. 2903 02:06:01,860 --> 02:06:02,760 Hugo Chavez. 2904 02:06:04,420 --> 02:06:05,460 Or four tips, yeah. 2905 02:06:05,700 --> 02:06:07,060 Just the tip. 2906 02:06:07,540 --> 02:06:09,100 And wet carpet hands. 2907 02:06:09,340 --> 02:06:11,060 And up the Randolph who says, 2908 02:06:11,180 --> 02:06:11,800 How are you, Francis? 2909 02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:15,360 Just wondering if Tommy played any bit of ball for any team back in the day. 2910 02:06:15,640 --> 02:06:18,800 He has the sound of a seasoned veteran of the pig's bladder. 2911 02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:24,660 I used to do a bit of wing work for Balivari Blue Bombers. 2912 02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:30,380 And a rake of different clubs and teams throughout the Connacht region. 2913 02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:35,400 You really were a man of the ball. 2914 02:06:35,620 --> 02:06:38,440 And it's these men of the ball in the Irish jerseys. 2915 02:06:38,540 --> 02:06:40,760 Their green jerseys are going to have to try and win this game today. 2916 02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:43,380 The ball is getting played underway very, very smoothly. 2917 02:06:43,620 --> 02:06:45,120 And sensually now. 2918 02:06:45,300 --> 02:06:47,680 As Duffy sweeps the ball to Keough. 2919 02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:49,580 Keough finds Ender Stephens out on that wing. 2920 02:06:49,780 --> 02:06:51,180 Hopefully a lovely bit of linkage. 2921 02:06:51,320 --> 02:06:57,400 Abraham link-up play between him and Jimmy McLean will set the scene for a lovely clean house game of balling. 2922 02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:00,300 And a lovely bit of bully work there for McLean. 2923 02:07:00,420 --> 02:07:01,780 Making his man fall off the ball. 2924 02:07:02,680 --> 02:07:03,720 Taking it away from him. 2925 02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:05,900 But loses the possession again. 2926 02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:09,320 A lot of people are lolling in the stands at the mistake. 2927 02:07:10,020 --> 02:07:11,760 As Venezuela now. 2928 02:07:12,020 --> 02:07:12,960 Shweep the balloon. 2929 02:07:14,020 --> 02:07:14,900 Confidently between them. 2930 02:07:14,980 --> 02:07:16,760 They're wearing interestingly coloured jerseys. 2931 02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:18,200 What would you say that is? 2932 02:07:18,260 --> 02:07:18,620 Burgundy? 2933 02:07:19,020 --> 02:07:19,220 Tom? 2934 02:07:20,940 --> 02:07:22,900 I don't know what is burgundy. 2935 02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:25,200 I don't even know what kind of colour burgundy is. 2936 02:07:26,360 --> 02:07:27,500 I think it's that kind. 2937 02:07:27,560 --> 02:07:28,140 It's not red. 2938 02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:28,780 It's not purple. 2939 02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:29,440 It's something. 2940 02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:34,140 I'd say it's kind of claret. 2941 02:07:34,260 --> 02:07:34,500 Is it? 2942 02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:38,460 Claret and blue shorts and yellow shorts. 2943 02:07:40,720 --> 02:07:41,160 McLean. 2944 02:07:42,260 --> 02:07:42,700 McGoldrick. 2945 02:07:44,060 --> 02:07:45,520 Loses the ball very easily. 2946 02:07:45,640 --> 02:07:48,220 The Venezuelans aren't looking like they're going to piss about tonight. 2947 02:07:49,520 --> 02:07:50,040 McGoldrick. 2948 02:07:50,560 --> 02:07:51,540 Rolls the balloon backwards. 2949 02:07:51,760 --> 02:07:53,320 Very dodgy play here from Ireland. 2950 02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:55,160 It's a bit kind of cagey, isn't it? 2951 02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:56,500 Very cagey, Shroff. 2952 02:07:57,340 --> 02:07:57,740 What do you mean? 2953 02:07:58,740 --> 02:08:00,180 You need to have faith in the system. 2954 02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:02,200 That is correct indeed. 2955 02:08:02,420 --> 02:08:02,740 McLean. 2956 02:08:03,020 --> 02:08:04,260 Back to Stephens. 2957 02:08:04,580 --> 02:08:04,940 Stephens. 2958 02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:06,100 Back to McLean. 2959 02:08:06,180 --> 02:08:06,720 Losing their man. 2960 02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:07,660 Nice bit of play, lads. 2961 02:08:08,000 --> 02:08:09,200 Her hand's making a run down the wing. 2962 02:08:09,300 --> 02:08:10,800 McLean has spotted it and he's giving him the ball. 2963 02:08:10,880 --> 02:08:11,800 It's a lovely bit of play now. 2964 02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:13,160 Can he get the ball in? 2965 02:08:13,200 --> 02:08:13,940 Has he got the ball for the ball? 2966 02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:20,900 Hands in the middle is headed away coolly, calmly, sophisticatedly and cucumberistically by the Venezuelan dream pipe. 2967 02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:22,560 Whatever his name was. 2968 02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:23,720 Ring con or something. 2969 02:08:24,500 --> 02:08:25,240 Got a ring to it. 2970 02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:26,760 Soteldo. 2971 02:08:27,540 --> 02:08:28,100 Soteldo. 2972 02:08:29,340 --> 02:08:29,940 Dispossessed. 2973 02:08:30,780 --> 02:08:32,700 Referee blows his magical whistle. 2974 02:08:33,440 --> 02:08:35,720 Signifies a free zone ball. 2975 02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:37,960 To the Venezuelan. 2976 02:08:40,160 --> 02:08:40,720 Cheechers. 2977 02:08:41,240 --> 02:08:41,940 And look at that. 2978 02:08:42,340 --> 02:08:43,800 I don't even know what goes on. 2979 02:08:43,860 --> 02:08:45,000 Bit of rough and tumble, lads. 2980 02:08:47,240 --> 02:08:49,400 That Venezuelan buck looked soft. 2981 02:08:50,260 --> 02:08:50,780 Soft. 2982 02:08:51,360 --> 02:08:52,480 Couldn't take a knock. 2983 02:08:53,200 --> 02:08:54,100 The referee bought it. 2984 02:08:54,100 --> 02:09:00,040 Tell you we had a trip to knock there the other day to pray for the team in the Basilica. 2985 02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:03,780 There was zero people around because of the COVID. 2986 02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:07,320 Indeed, the Basilica was closed. 2987 02:09:08,380 --> 02:09:09,240 What did you do? 2988 02:09:10,100 --> 02:09:14,120 We just sat in the car and did the rosary a few times, you know. 2989 02:09:15,280 --> 02:09:16,300 Dushed off the cobwebs. 2990 02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:17,080 Through ball now. 2991 02:09:17,300 --> 02:09:17,700 Hendrick. 2992 02:09:18,120 --> 02:09:18,420 Shirley. 2993 02:09:19,060 --> 02:09:20,300 And it's a goal for Ireland. 2994 02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:21,360 They've scored. 2995 02:09:22,200 --> 02:09:23,160 It's what we wanted. 2996 02:09:23,160 --> 02:09:25,260 It's the bush we needed. 2997 02:09:26,040 --> 02:09:26,780 It's one nil. 2998 02:09:27,700 --> 02:09:28,180 Goal. 2999 02:09:28,460 --> 02:09:28,920 Goal. 3000 02:09:29,460 --> 02:09:30,460 Super goal. 3001 02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:35,180 It's the bitter sauce on the side of the pudding. 3002 02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:36,700 Lucy. 3003 02:09:37,460 --> 02:09:39,700 Thank you very much, Lucy, for your tip. 3004 02:09:41,760 --> 02:09:45,120 Indeed, it's the sauce that we all wanted. 3005 02:09:45,660 --> 02:09:47,180 We had a lovely bag of chips. 3006 02:09:47,180 --> 02:09:49,940 We had the salt. 3007 02:09:50,060 --> 02:09:50,700 We had the vinegar. 3008 02:09:51,700 --> 02:09:53,960 But it was Hendrick that provided the ketchup. 3009 02:09:55,960 --> 02:09:57,000 Chef or Heinz? 3010 02:09:58,880 --> 02:09:59,400 Heinz. 3011 02:09:59,620 --> 02:10:01,120 57 varieties, boy. 3012 02:10:01,540 --> 02:10:03,000 Just one necessary. 3013 02:10:03,540 --> 02:10:04,960 I'd like the chef sauce myself. 3014 02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:06,880 I'm not really into that now. 3015 02:10:07,380 --> 02:10:08,580 It's stick or twist. 3016 02:10:09,060 --> 02:10:09,640 Look at that. 3017 02:10:10,920 --> 02:10:11,820 How would you like me now? 3018 02:10:12,100 --> 02:10:12,580 He asks. 3019 02:10:13,340 --> 02:10:15,420 The crowd who have assembled to watch this match. 3020 02:10:15,560 --> 02:10:18,180 Some of them might be an enemy crowd for the enemy team. 3021 02:10:18,280 --> 02:10:18,640 Venezuela. 3022 02:10:19,680 --> 02:10:20,480 They are our enemy. 3023 02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:21,220 That's the case. 3024 02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:26,980 And indeed, they could have been giving Hendrick some stick there after he scored the goal or before. 3025 02:10:27,180 --> 02:10:30,220 Which led him to make that cupping the ear gesture. 3026 02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:33,120 As if to say, I'm hearing you, lads. 3027 02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:35,960 I can hear what you're saying about me. 3028 02:10:38,040 --> 02:10:40,680 Now, do you want to still say stuff about me? 3029 02:10:41,820 --> 02:10:43,360 After I scored that goal. 3030 02:10:44,820 --> 02:10:46,600 Do you think you really meant that? 3031 02:10:46,700 --> 02:10:48,180 All that was a bit of a mouthful. 3032 02:10:49,220 --> 02:10:53,020 Well, 99% of communication is not through language. 3033 02:10:53,320 --> 02:10:54,140 It's body language. 3034 02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:56,200 Right, I see. 3035 02:10:56,200 --> 02:10:58,320 Look at this. 3036 02:10:58,500 --> 02:10:58,860 McGoldrick. 3037 02:10:59,380 --> 02:11:00,860 Over to Hendrick, the goal scorer. 3038 02:11:01,220 --> 02:11:02,340 And he manages to find Brady. 3039 02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,600 He's got a lovely bit of space. 3040 02:11:03,700 --> 02:11:04,260 Takes a shot. 3041 02:11:06,100 --> 02:11:06,460 Deflected. 3042 02:11:07,040 --> 02:11:07,820 He's fallen back. 3043 02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:08,800 Only as far as Coleman. 3044 02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:09,200 Coleman. 3045 02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:10,480 Heads it into the area. 3046 02:11:12,060 --> 02:11:12,760 Who's this now? 3047 02:11:12,840 --> 02:11:13,220 Hurrahan. 3048 02:11:14,800 --> 02:11:15,860 Fucking hell, Hurrahan. 3049 02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:17,240 Try to give it to McLean. 3050 02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:17,980 Loser, though. 3051 02:11:18,340 --> 02:11:18,700 Dispossessed. 3052 02:11:19,620 --> 02:11:20,540 And the Venezuelans. 3053 02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:22,900 Looking to build up a little bit of momentum. 3054 02:11:23,080 --> 02:11:24,480 A little bit of steam in the engine. 3055 02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:25,800 A bit of coal in the stove. 3056 02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,000 To make that water bubble. 3057 02:11:27,140 --> 02:11:29,180 To make the pistons move up and down. 3058 02:11:29,560 --> 02:11:32,760 And they've managed to get the ball up inside the central mixing unit. 3059 02:11:32,980 --> 02:11:35,740 It's fallen lovely here to their number 10 in the center circle. 3060 02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:36,480 Or the center area. 3061 02:11:36,800 --> 02:11:37,380 Number 10. 3062 02:11:37,780 --> 02:11:39,940 You better be careful because he goes down very easily. 3063 02:11:40,660 --> 02:11:41,380 And look at this. 3064 02:11:41,920 --> 02:11:43,920 Robbie Brady is on the breaking ball now. 3065 02:11:44,020 --> 02:11:45,780 He's managed to get McGoldrick running down the wing. 3066 02:11:45,980 --> 02:11:46,880 He has to hold a play, though. 3067 02:11:46,940 --> 02:11:48,000 Too many defenders around him. 3068 02:11:48,380 --> 02:11:49,880 And he's managed to lose the ball. 3069 02:11:49,980 --> 02:11:50,380 McGoldrick. 3070 02:11:50,460 --> 02:11:51,920 That's an unfortunate bit of play there. 3071 02:11:51,920 --> 02:11:54,460 Their number 10 needs to be marked because he's very good. 3072 02:11:54,520 --> 02:11:55,140 He's very tricky. 3073 02:11:55,260 --> 02:11:57,620 And he's going to get us into a bit of a shit situation. 3074 02:11:58,380 --> 02:11:59,120 Spotted dick. 3075 02:11:59,620 --> 02:12:00,220 And McLean. 3076 02:12:00,420 --> 02:12:01,840 Right into the mixer now. 3077 02:12:02,280 --> 02:12:02,600 Whelan. 3078 02:12:02,980 --> 02:12:05,460 Doing a little bit of trickery work in the middle. 3079 02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:05,780 Doing. 3080 02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:06,540 He's got the left. 3081 02:12:06,620 --> 02:12:07,100 He's got the right. 3082 02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:07,760 He's got the shimmy. 3083 02:12:07,980 --> 02:12:09,120 He's taking it left and right. 3084 02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:09,860 He's moving around. 3085 02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:11,760 He's going to turn on a sixpence. 3086 02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:14,580 And look at this lovely little run being made by Hendrick. 3087 02:12:14,780 --> 02:12:15,320 Hendrick now. 3088 02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:18,520 Spots McGoldrick making something of an effort down the central line. 3089 02:12:18,920 --> 02:12:23,580 He's dispossessed by that big, lanky, number three, center back fella. 3090 02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:25,600 Don't know his name. 3091 02:12:26,040 --> 02:12:31,860 But he's got enough sauce on the plate to be able to dispatch a few chips if needs be. 3092 02:12:32,500 --> 02:12:33,440 Look at this now. 3093 02:12:34,140 --> 02:12:34,660 Venezuela. 3094 02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:35,920 Humiliated. 3095 02:12:35,920 --> 02:12:41,540 They want to return to their top status position as a better club than us. 3096 02:12:41,720 --> 02:12:42,560 It's not going to happen. 3097 02:12:43,420 --> 02:12:44,920 Were they ever higher than us in the rankings? 3098 02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:46,720 I'm sure they were. 3099 02:12:46,820 --> 02:12:48,180 But they're not going to be after tonight. 3100 02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:54,800 If it stays like this, Ireland are going to absolutely rub it in with a lovely, sumptuous 1-0 victory. 3101 02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:57,820 Doesn't look very secure at the moment. 3102 02:12:58,660 --> 02:12:59,780 Is it ever secure, Tommy? 3103 02:12:59,780 --> 02:13:03,740 I'm never actually believing we're going to do it. 3104 02:13:03,960 --> 02:13:10,260 Even when we're 4-0 up as we were in a couple of games ago against one of those loser teams that we were playing. 3105 02:13:12,040 --> 02:13:16,920 You need to have a bit more decorum and dignity and not refer to the other teams and nations as losers. 3106 02:13:18,420 --> 02:13:20,960 Otherwise we won't get hired by anyone. 3107 02:13:22,420 --> 02:13:23,840 Well, what's the problem like? 3108 02:13:23,880 --> 02:13:26,000 You know, I'm trying to be honest about it. 3109 02:13:26,200 --> 02:13:28,860 They literally lost a game against us. 3110 02:13:29,960 --> 02:13:31,040 Yeah, but it's... 3111 02:13:31,980 --> 02:13:35,500 Kind of sounds like you're a bad winner when you say that to people like, you know. 3112 02:13:36,880 --> 02:13:44,220 And the Rangers, the Ibrox faithful clap their beloved Irish idols as they leave the pitch. 3113 02:13:44,980 --> 02:13:54,260 And all those beautiful, beautiful Rangers fans and the Bill Struth mainstand and that other one that had a name on the other side. 3114 02:13:54,800 --> 02:14:00,120 They go absolutely cracker jacker lula for... 3115 02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:00,120 For... 3116 02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:02,660 For era. 3117 02:14:02,920 --> 02:14:06,520 And it's the second half underway here at Ibrox. 3118 02:14:06,560 --> 02:14:09,920 It's a strange place to host an Irish game. 3119 02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:10,500 But look it. 3120 02:14:10,620 --> 02:14:11,100 It's on. 3121 02:14:11,340 --> 02:14:12,560 It's on like Donkey Kong. 3122 02:14:13,380 --> 02:14:16,920 And there's a couple of lads in the middle of the mixer now trying to get to scraps with each other. 3123 02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:20,580 A lovely, lovely bit of scrap work there in the middle. 3124 02:14:21,500 --> 02:14:23,220 Down to the scrapyard with that. 3125 02:14:23,740 --> 02:14:24,300 Look at this. 3126 02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:27,840 McGoldrick's got a bit of steam in the can, but he's not got enough to beat his man. 3127 02:14:28,060 --> 02:14:28,500 Look at this. 3128 02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:30,120 McGoldrick takes a shot. 3129 02:14:30,500 --> 02:14:30,900 Oh! 3130 02:14:31,420 --> 02:14:33,780 Skims the right-hand side of the post. 3131 02:14:34,260 --> 02:14:36,720 Percy Post denying McGoldrick. 3132 02:14:37,580 --> 02:14:44,120 You'd feel a little bit sick because he brings you to places that you never thought you'd imagined. 3133 02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:46,280 He really does. 3134 02:14:46,360 --> 02:14:47,400 He's bringing Ireland forward. 3135 02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,640 Every day. 3136 02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:49,780 Every play. 3137 02:14:50,000 --> 02:14:51,580 Every breaking ball. 3138 02:14:51,900 --> 02:14:52,580 He's there. 3139 02:14:52,740 --> 02:14:53,440 He's at the... 3140 02:14:53,440 --> 02:14:56,540 He's at the fucking seat of the table day and night going, 3141 02:14:56,680 --> 02:14:58,860 Where's the next bit of grub coming from? 3142 02:14:59,360 --> 02:15:00,100 Because I'm hungry. 3143 02:15:02,240 --> 02:15:03,000 And look at that. 3144 02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:05,200 A lovely bit of play there. 3145 02:15:05,840 --> 02:15:07,840 Resulting in more nice play there. 3146 02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:10,220 When's the nice play going to stop, Tom? 3147 02:15:11,600 --> 02:15:12,400 Right now. 3148 02:15:13,100 --> 02:15:14,740 The referee has blown for offside. 3149 02:15:15,740 --> 02:15:23,560 And it's McGoldrick, unfortunately, is quite often the subject of our praise and worship. 3150 02:15:25,720 --> 02:15:27,840 Who has taken the biscuit. 3151 02:15:29,100 --> 02:15:30,660 And shipped over a line there. 3152 02:15:32,960 --> 02:15:34,300 Venezuela with Rosales. 3153 02:15:34,800 --> 02:15:35,200 Rosales. 3154 02:15:35,600 --> 02:15:37,880 Lobs the ball into the central mixing desk. 3155 02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:42,700 It's received by Hendrick, who pumps it up the park to McGoldrick. 3156 02:15:42,860 --> 02:15:44,580 McGoldrick lays it out to the wing now. 3157 02:15:44,640 --> 02:15:45,900 A lovely bit of wing play. 3158 02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:51,440 Robbie Brady is looking to strike fear and an absolute terror into the hearts of his opposition. 3159 02:15:51,560 --> 02:15:52,260 He's doing it well. 3160 02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:52,880 What's he got? 3161 02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:54,240 He's got a bit of juice in the tank left. 3162 02:15:54,480 --> 02:15:56,000 Passes it into the central mixing unit. 3163 02:15:56,260 --> 02:15:57,380 It's gone nowhere, though. 3164 02:15:58,040 --> 02:15:59,260 It's the nobody's own. 3165 02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:01,640 It's a great bit of podcast work. 3166 02:16:02,460 --> 02:16:03,240 Listening to it now. 3167 02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:06,320 Kind of went out a little bit flatter than I'd like. 3168 02:16:06,400 --> 02:16:10,520 But still a great, great, great piece of work altogether from the boys. 3169 02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:11,160 And Hurrahang. 3170 02:16:11,220 --> 02:16:11,800 Can he do it? 3171 02:16:12,100 --> 02:16:12,640 Can he do it? 3172 02:16:12,800 --> 02:16:13,780 He's dispossessed his man. 3173 02:16:14,000 --> 02:16:14,940 He's passed it to McGoldrick. 3174 02:16:15,160 --> 02:16:15,600 McGoldrick. 3175 02:16:15,920 --> 02:16:16,240 Shrite. 3176 02:16:16,620 --> 02:16:16,920 In. 3177 02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:17,460 To. 3178 02:16:17,740 --> 02:16:18,000 That. 3179 02:16:18,280 --> 02:16:18,560 Onion. 3180 02:16:18,820 --> 02:16:19,060 Zack. 3181 02:16:19,320 --> 02:16:20,200 Who the hell are you? 3182 02:16:20,500 --> 02:16:21,780 And are you going to call me back? 3183 02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:24,200 Because I've been waiting by the phone now for two weeks. 3184 02:16:26,200 --> 02:16:27,580 And I thought you loved me. 3185 02:16:29,820 --> 02:16:31,420 I thought you loved me. 3186 02:16:32,320 --> 02:16:33,820 Great bit of movement there. 3187 02:16:35,080 --> 02:16:36,940 Great bit of movement. 3188 02:16:38,620 --> 02:16:39,960 From the whole squad. 3189 02:16:42,900 --> 02:16:46,160 And you only have to look at the star at the top of the Christmas tree. 3190 02:16:47,960 --> 02:16:48,440 McGoldrick. 3191 02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:49,780 McGoldrick. 3192 02:16:50,580 --> 02:16:51,180 McGoldrick. 3193 02:16:51,760 --> 02:16:52,660 All day. 3194 02:16:53,260 --> 02:16:54,220 All night. 3195 02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:56,540 It don't stop. 3196 02:16:57,500 --> 02:16:58,360 Till daylight. 3197 02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:02,880 It certainly doesn't stop till daylight. 3198 02:17:03,200 --> 02:17:04,600 But indeed it will be stopping. 3199 02:17:05,120 --> 02:17:06,220 After half an hour. 3200 02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:06,640 Because. 3201 02:17:07,100 --> 02:17:09,940 I mean you can only play a regulatory 90 minutes anyway. 3202 02:17:10,460 --> 02:17:14,440 Hate to see what this team would look like after a fucking 12 hour shift on the pitch. 3203 02:17:15,820 --> 02:17:16,640 Indeed it would be. 3204 02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:17,520 They'd be knackered. 3205 02:17:17,600 --> 02:17:18,180 They'd be wrecked. 3206 02:17:18,780 --> 02:17:19,000 And. 3207 02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:20,240 Oh. 3208 02:17:21,760 --> 02:17:22,240 McLean. 3209 02:17:22,360 --> 02:17:23,520 Trying to find a little bit of. 3210 02:17:23,880 --> 02:17:24,540 A way in. 3211 02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:26,180 To unlock that defense. 3212 02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:27,340 He's got the key. 3213 02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:28,260 He's got the secret. 3214 02:17:28,620 --> 02:17:29,220 He's got the key. 3215 02:17:29,640 --> 02:17:30,720 To another ball. 3216 02:17:31,240 --> 02:17:31,680 Apparently. 3217 02:17:32,400 --> 02:17:33,180 How do you mean? 3218 02:17:33,780 --> 02:17:34,360 Well apparently. 3219 02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:36,520 McLean has this thing where he brings. 3220 02:17:37,200 --> 02:17:38,560 Seven different chests. 3221 02:17:38,820 --> 02:17:40,360 And each have a ball inside them. 3222 02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,240 And he plays this thing with the team. 3223 02:17:42,400 --> 02:17:43,280 Between matches called. 3224 02:17:43,500 --> 02:17:44,220 Find the ball. 3225 02:17:46,120 --> 02:17:47,360 Never heard of that in my life. 3226 02:17:48,000 --> 02:17:48,980 It's a McLean thing. 3227 02:17:49,040 --> 02:17:50,040 You wouldn't understand it. 3228 02:17:51,040 --> 02:17:53,220 And he has seven keys. 3229 02:17:53,220 --> 02:17:54,280 For seven boxes. 3230 02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:57,240 And it's like open the box. 3231 02:17:57,600 --> 02:17:58,020 At Bingo. 3232 02:18:00,420 --> 02:18:00,940 But. 3233 02:18:01,220 --> 02:18:02,000 Everyone's a winner. 3234 02:18:02,100 --> 02:18:03,000 Because there's always gonna. 3235 02:18:03,080 --> 02:18:04,220 They're always gonna win a ball. 3236 02:18:05,800 --> 02:18:07,460 Sounds like you're making shit up. 3237 02:18:09,080 --> 02:18:09,560 Ireland. 3238 02:18:10,040 --> 02:18:11,040 Attacking diligently. 3239 02:18:11,420 --> 02:18:11,460 And. 3240 02:18:12,000 --> 02:18:12,840 Horse playerly. 3241 02:18:13,160 --> 02:18:14,880 Down the right hand side of the flank. 3242 02:18:15,220 --> 02:18:16,660 Lovely bit of passage work going on. 3243 02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:17,520 It's passage east. 3244 02:18:17,820 --> 02:18:19,160 Right now to McGoldrick. 3245 02:18:19,240 --> 02:18:20,140 Who managed to find Brady. 3246 02:18:20,220 --> 02:18:21,160 In a lovely bit of sack. 3247 02:18:21,620 --> 02:18:23,060 A lovely bit of sack space. 3248 02:18:23,160 --> 02:18:23,460 But he's. 3249 02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:24,960 Desecrated by the keeper. 3250 02:18:25,080 --> 02:18:25,720 For God's sake. 3251 02:18:25,760 --> 02:18:25,940 Ref. 3252 02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:26,500 Come on. 3253 02:18:27,140 --> 02:18:28,160 Blow the hell a whistle. 3254 02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:29,420 Blow that whistle hard. 3255 02:18:29,980 --> 02:18:30,720 You've got a whistle. 3256 02:18:31,200 --> 02:18:31,620 Blow it. 3257 02:18:31,660 --> 02:18:32,360 For God's sake. 3258 02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:33,360 Look at this. 3259 02:18:33,460 --> 02:18:34,540 Ireland have to score now. 3260 02:18:35,320 --> 02:18:35,840 Jesus Christ. 3261 02:18:35,940 --> 02:18:37,840 Venezuela throwing men against the ball. 3262 02:18:37,980 --> 02:18:38,180 Left. 3263 02:18:38,280 --> 02:18:38,460 Right. 3264 02:18:38,520 --> 02:18:38,980 And center. 3265 02:18:39,720 --> 02:18:39,960 Like. 3266 02:18:40,500 --> 02:18:41,900 Sodom and Gomorrah down there. 3267 02:18:42,640 --> 02:18:43,700 The fall of Saigon. 3268 02:18:44,580 --> 02:18:47,000 As the lads all clamber over each other. 3269 02:18:47,080 --> 02:18:47,800 No sign of. 3270 02:18:48,180 --> 02:18:49,560 Covid friendliness here. 3271 02:18:49,980 --> 02:18:50,760 It's an absolute. 3272 02:18:51,900 --> 02:18:53,260 Chaos emerald of a place. 3273 02:18:53,260 --> 02:18:53,780 At the moment. 3274 02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:55,020 This match is going left. 3275 02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:55,320 Right. 3276 02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:55,700 Center. 3277 02:18:55,800 --> 02:18:56,460 It's end to end. 3278 02:18:57,020 --> 02:18:58,000 When's it going to end? 3279 02:18:59,100 --> 02:19:00,100 Not ending for Ireland. 3280 02:19:00,220 --> 02:19:01,560 As soon as they'd like it. 3281 02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,200 Because the Venezuelan beach boys. 3282 02:19:03,380 --> 02:19:04,740 Have got a man on the break now. 3283 02:19:04,820 --> 02:19:06,100 And with Martinez down the wing. 3284 02:19:06,180 --> 02:19:07,500 He's got his number 10 in the middle. 3285 02:19:07,580 --> 02:19:08,920 Is he going to float the balloon over to him? 3286 02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:09,280 He is. 3287 02:19:09,280 --> 02:19:10,260 And it's just. 3288 02:19:11,100 --> 02:19:12,460 Just too much on it. 3289 02:19:13,960 --> 02:19:14,440 And Ireland. 3290 02:19:16,140 --> 02:19:16,980 Scrape away. 3291 02:19:17,700 --> 02:19:18,540 From what could have been. 3292 02:19:18,620 --> 02:19:21,020 A very very tried and testing period. 3293 02:19:21,160 --> 02:19:22,700 An unprecedented moment in the match. 3294 02:19:23,120 --> 02:19:24,460 Gentle Monster. 3295 02:19:24,460 --> 02:19:25,340 Thanks for the tip. 3296 02:19:25,900 --> 02:19:26,820 Thank you very much. 3297 02:19:26,900 --> 02:19:27,500 Gentle Monster. 3298 02:19:28,120 --> 02:19:28,880 Very kind of you. 3299 02:19:29,280 --> 02:19:30,220 You're a great monster. 3300 02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:31,460 You're a gentle monster. 3301 02:19:32,520 --> 02:19:35,080 You're the best monster we've ever, ever, ever had tip. 3302 02:19:35,240 --> 02:19:35,920 Thank you very much. 3303 02:19:36,320 --> 02:19:37,440 Lovely ball here from McGoldrick. 3304 02:19:37,520 --> 02:19:37,820 What can he. 3305 02:19:37,960 --> 02:19:38,580 To McGoldrick. 3306 02:19:38,580 --> 02:19:39,300 I beg your pardon. 3307 02:19:39,420 --> 02:19:40,140 Back to McLean. 3308 02:19:40,260 --> 02:19:41,280 There's not much in the tank. 3309 02:19:41,620 --> 02:19:43,180 He's going to deliver the ball out to Hurrahan. 3310 02:19:43,420 --> 02:19:44,540 Hurrahan holds off his man. 3311 02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,920 Gives the ball to the center again. 3312 02:19:45,980 --> 02:19:46,220 Hendrik. 3313 02:19:46,440 --> 02:19:47,300 One chance alone. 3314 02:19:47,540 --> 02:19:48,920 And it's straight into the moon. 3315 02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:52,440 And would you fucking believe it. 3316 02:19:52,800 --> 02:19:54,080 It's Jimi Hendrix. 3317 02:19:54,140 --> 02:19:54,720 Again. 3318 02:19:54,860 --> 02:19:55,360 For Ireland. 3319 02:19:55,580 --> 02:19:57,200 With a three goal. 3320 02:19:57,580 --> 02:19:58,180 Third goal. 3321 02:19:58,360 --> 02:19:58,800 For them. 3322 02:20:01,680 --> 02:20:02,100 Let's. 3323 02:20:02,220 --> 02:20:03,220 Let's hear it for the ball. 3324 02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:07,520 Get free from Desire. 3325 02:20:07,860 --> 02:20:08,100 Please. 3326 02:20:08,180 --> 02:20:08,280 Yeah. 3327 02:20:08,280 --> 02:20:10,240 My love has got no fame. 3328 02:20:10,440 --> 02:20:11,920 He's got his strong beliefs. 3329 02:20:12,360 --> 02:20:13,100 Amazing work. 3330 02:20:13,960 --> 02:20:14,960 Fantastic stuff. 3331 02:20:15,860 --> 02:20:16,260 Like. 3332 02:20:17,100 --> 02:20:18,540 It was written in the stars. 3333 02:20:19,640 --> 02:20:20,380 These boys. 3334 02:20:20,640 --> 02:20:21,700 They woke up this morning. 3335 02:20:22,420 --> 02:20:24,120 They had 17 bowls of porridge. 3336 02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:27,580 That's one bowl for every man in the squad. 3337 02:20:27,920 --> 02:20:29,540 And even the lads on the bench. 3338 02:20:30,040 --> 02:20:32,640 That's an amazing ratio of porridge to men. 3339 02:20:33,180 --> 02:20:33,620 And that. 3340 02:20:33,900 --> 02:20:36,340 That surely has put the porridge to bed tonight. 3341 02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:38,240 An amazing bit of work. 3342 02:20:39,940 --> 02:20:41,640 And here we go again now. 3343 02:20:41,740 --> 02:20:43,880 With the remainder of the second half. 3344 02:20:43,960 --> 02:20:44,380 Of this. 3345 02:20:44,840 --> 02:20:45,740 Match for Ireland. 3346 02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:46,760 The first game. 3347 02:20:46,900 --> 02:20:48,020 In the knockout phase. 3348 02:20:48,060 --> 02:20:48,740 Of the world cup. 3349 02:20:49,160 --> 02:20:50,240 Can they maintain. 3350 02:20:50,500 --> 02:20:51,820 All composure and dignity. 3351 02:20:52,300 --> 02:20:52,900 And again. 3352 02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:53,520 Maintain. 3353 02:20:53,520 --> 02:20:55,320 A zero goal. 3354 02:20:55,880 --> 02:20:56,400 Deficit. 3355 02:20:56,860 --> 02:20:57,200 Uh. 3356 02:20:57,200 --> 02:20:57,780 Situation. 3357 02:20:58,500 --> 02:20:59,320 Absolutely lovely. 3358 02:20:59,460 --> 02:21:00,160 Clean sheets. 3359 02:21:03,340 --> 02:21:04,120 Pure clean. 3360 02:21:05,460 --> 02:21:07,020 That's where a lot of the development. 3361 02:21:07,020 --> 02:21:07,380 Money. 3362 02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:08,400 The FEI money. 3363 02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:09,200 Money went as well. 3364 02:21:09,760 --> 02:21:11,160 What the dodge money was it? 3365 02:21:11,480 --> 02:21:11,680 Yep. 3366 02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:13,360 A lot of dodge money went on. 3367 02:21:13,940 --> 02:21:14,720 Clean sheets. 3368 02:21:15,640 --> 02:21:17,640 I think they packed up a whole. 3369 02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:19,340 Aeroplane. 3370 02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:20,380 With just clean sheets. 3371 02:21:21,380 --> 02:21:21,840 And. 3372 02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:25,000 We sleep soundly in those lovely beds every night. 3373 02:21:25,000 --> 02:21:29,000 I thought now that I've been enjoying the sleep a little bit too much. 3374 02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:31,720 But I actually put that down to Qatar. 3375 02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:32,940 And the atmosphere. 3376 02:21:33,440 --> 02:21:34,380 The lively atmosphere. 3377 02:21:34,940 --> 02:21:36,260 The lovely ambience. 3378 02:21:36,420 --> 02:21:37,040 The nice people. 3379 02:21:37,600 --> 02:21:38,240 Their morals. 3380 02:21:38,660 --> 02:21:39,300 Their dignity. 3381 02:21:39,660 --> 02:21:40,800 The way they handle the world. 3382 02:21:41,340 --> 02:21:43,800 And their treatment of workers and forced. 3383 02:21:43,800 --> 02:21:44,200 Not. 3384 02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:44,480 Sorry. 3385 02:21:44,700 --> 02:21:45,480 Not forced labour. 3386 02:21:45,880 --> 02:21:46,840 Their treatment of. 3387 02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:49,740 Of fairly treated labourers. 3388 02:21:50,940 --> 02:21:51,320 It's actually. 3389 02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:52,160 Uh. 3390 02:21:52,240 --> 02:21:52,640 It's. 3391 02:21:52,640 --> 02:21:54,900 It's an outstanding thing that they've achieved. 3392 02:21:55,060 --> 02:21:57,400 And something we should all stand up and take notice. 3393 02:21:58,600 --> 02:21:58,960 Ireland. 3394 02:21:59,180 --> 02:21:59,860 Laugh the balloon in. 3395 02:21:59,980 --> 02:22:01,320 Can we go to get something onto it? 3396 02:22:01,320 --> 02:22:02,000 He's offside. 3397 02:22:02,000 --> 02:22:02,480 Well. 3398 02:22:03,760 --> 02:22:06,000 Four goals would have been asking for too much. 3399 02:22:06,720 --> 02:22:07,540 Not really Tommy. 3400 02:22:07,660 --> 02:22:09,400 We've had four goals before like. 3401 02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:11,240 We've had five as well. 3402 02:22:11,380 --> 02:22:12,040 Gentle monster. 3403 02:22:12,460 --> 02:22:13,720 Thank you very much for your tip. 3404 02:22:13,820 --> 02:22:14,500 Gentle monster. 3405 02:22:17,900 --> 02:22:19,020 Thank you very much. 3406 02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:20,780 Gentle monster. 3407 02:22:22,000 --> 02:22:22,840 Very kind of. 3408 02:22:26,960 --> 02:22:28,960 Lovely bit of gentle monster there. 3409 02:22:29,380 --> 02:22:31,340 Headed back out from the monsters in the box. 3410 02:22:31,340 --> 02:22:33,340 Monster in the box. 3411 02:22:33,420 --> 02:22:34,420 A great monologue. 3412 02:22:34,780 --> 02:22:36,680 If you can get your hands on that video. 3413 02:22:36,820 --> 02:22:38,080 Maybe it's on YouTube or something. 3414 02:22:38,440 --> 02:22:39,540 Look at this lad now. 3415 02:22:40,060 --> 02:22:40,860 Plays it forward. 3416 02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:42,280 Another lad has got a ball. 3417 02:22:42,340 --> 02:22:43,400 And he's given it to McGoldrick. 3418 02:22:43,420 --> 02:22:44,100 And it has to be. 3419 02:22:44,180 --> 02:22:44,280 Well. 3420 02:22:44,360 --> 02:22:44,960 What will he go for? 3421 02:22:47,380 --> 02:22:47,740 Chip. 3422 02:22:47,740 --> 02:22:48,260 Oh. 3423 02:22:50,100 --> 02:22:51,740 Oh my god. 3424 02:22:52,820 --> 02:22:53,820 Put that away. 3425 02:22:53,920 --> 02:22:54,280 Would you? 3426 02:22:58,120 --> 02:22:59,220 Gentle Madrig. 3427 02:23:00,260 --> 02:23:01,480 Insane work there. 3428 02:23:01,480 --> 02:23:02,880 From that man. 3429 02:23:02,880 --> 02:23:03,480 McGoldrick. 3430 02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:04,100 My goal drink. 3431 02:23:05,740 --> 02:23:06,880 Disgusting stuff. 3432 02:23:08,180 --> 02:23:10,260 It's the goalkeeper I feel sorry for. 3433 02:23:11,420 --> 02:23:13,500 That goalkeeper has a family. 3434 02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:15,740 He's got close friends. 3435 02:23:16,540 --> 02:23:18,820 He's even got distant friends on Facebook. 3436 02:23:18,820 --> 02:23:20,040 Who he doesn't really talk to. 3437 02:23:20,100 --> 02:23:21,560 But he knows that they'll have seen that. 3438 02:23:22,180 --> 02:23:24,960 And he knows that they'd be scarlet for his math. 3439 02:23:27,240 --> 02:23:28,900 Pure scarlet ball. 3440 02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,100 We're playing now. 3441 02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:31,500 And McGoldrick. 3442 02:23:32,020 --> 02:23:33,420 What's the ass with this? 3443 02:23:33,540 --> 02:23:34,060 Oh. 3444 02:23:34,560 --> 02:23:35,880 Stop the lights. 3445 02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:38,220 You dirty man. 3446 02:23:39,820 --> 02:23:41,620 And that's classic stuff from Ireland. 3447 02:23:42,160 --> 02:23:44,080 It's the stuff we wanted to see by. 3448 02:23:48,000 --> 02:23:51,100 I didn't think we were cut out for the major league plays. 3449 02:23:51,620 --> 02:23:53,960 But it seems like we're pulling out a lovely bit of silk. 3450 02:23:54,340 --> 02:23:55,640 Out of the glove box tonight. 3451 02:23:56,640 --> 02:23:59,280 And do you keep much silk in the glove box yourself Tommy? 3452 02:23:59,660 --> 02:23:59,960 No. 3453 02:24:01,220 --> 02:24:01,860 Come on Ireland. 3454 02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:04,200 That's what we want to see. 3455 02:24:04,400 --> 02:24:06,000 The boys doing pure well. 3456 02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:11,220 Quantum football. 3457 02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:13,140 Quantum physics. 3458 02:24:14,040 --> 02:24:15,040 Swift point heel. 3459 02:24:16,600 --> 02:24:19,160 It was pure end of Calgary magic. 3460 02:24:19,900 --> 02:24:22,760 Quib was in there doing the tactician work. 3461 02:24:23,420 --> 02:24:25,220 Alan McGowan was on the sidelines. 3462 02:24:25,340 --> 02:24:26,860 Just shouting stuff at us. 3463 02:24:26,860 --> 02:24:28,420 About the new FAI president. 3464 02:24:29,640 --> 02:24:32,700 And we were absolutely sending balls. 3465 02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:33,820 Into the back. 3466 02:24:34,320 --> 02:24:36,300 Of other lads' sacks. 3467 02:24:37,320 --> 02:24:38,100 All day. 3468 02:24:38,180 --> 02:24:38,580 All night. 3469 02:24:38,680 --> 02:24:39,400 Can you hear us? 3470 02:24:39,780 --> 02:24:40,820 Can you feel us coming? 3471 02:24:41,340 --> 02:24:42,380 Can you feel the force? 3472 02:24:44,100 --> 02:24:46,540 And I'd like to just ask that question again. 3473 02:24:46,620 --> 02:24:48,740 To any Venezuelans who could be watching tonight. 3474 02:24:48,920 --> 02:24:49,720 Or are watching. 3475 02:24:50,000 --> 02:24:51,420 Can you feel the force lads? 3476 02:24:53,400 --> 02:24:54,980 Can you feel the force Venezuela? 3477 02:24:54,980 --> 02:24:57,660 Are you feeling the pinch now Venezuela? 3478 02:24:59,040 --> 02:25:04,420 You were thinking you were a bit too big for your boots Venezuela when the match began. 3479 02:25:05,100 --> 02:25:05,620 Francis. 3480 02:25:05,940 --> 02:25:07,120 What's happened to your voice? 3481 02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:07,520 Are you okay? 3482 02:25:08,600 --> 02:25:09,180 Sorry Tommy. 3483 02:25:09,260 --> 02:25:15,760 I got a little bit wrapped up there in that Venezuelan thinly veiled kind of arrogance. 3484 02:25:15,760 --> 02:25:17,340 Which we saw during the beginning. 3485 02:25:17,480 --> 02:25:18,420 Their national anthem. 3486 02:25:19,080 --> 02:25:20,520 I didn't see any of that now. 3487 02:25:20,920 --> 02:25:25,500 Yeah but you're not as finely attuned or aware to your surroundings as me. 3488 02:25:25,640 --> 02:25:27,480 Probably due to your alcohol intake. 3489 02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:28,700 That is true. 3490 02:25:29,180 --> 02:25:30,660 My senses have been dulled. 3491 02:25:31,020 --> 02:25:35,480 Not to the point where I can't fucking see if someone's giving you a bit of algy-bougy arrogance. 3492 02:25:35,720 --> 02:25:35,740 Like. 3493 02:25:36,080 --> 02:25:38,920 Who cares about arrogance when you've got my gold drink in front of gold? 3494 02:25:39,500 --> 02:25:41,520 He's the man with the golden shoes. 3495 02:25:43,900 --> 02:25:46,960 They're red and they look like the red and white Nike boots. 3496 02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:48,060 Yep. 3497 02:25:48,700 --> 02:25:49,120 But he. 3498 02:25:49,240 --> 02:25:49,580 I tell you. 3499 02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:51,620 They're not shite boots. 3500 02:25:52,020 --> 02:25:53,780 He's got his striking shoes on tonight. 3501 02:25:54,060 --> 02:25:56,220 And he's doing the absolute woodwork. 3502 02:25:57,180 --> 02:25:58,860 And pulling it out the woodwork. 3503 02:25:59,140 --> 02:26:00,100 Coming out the woodwork. 3504 02:26:00,200 --> 02:26:00,860 And going lads. 3505 02:26:01,820 --> 02:26:02,720 What's going on? 3506 02:26:03,540 --> 02:26:05,420 I've been trapped inside the woodwork for a week. 3507 02:26:06,080 --> 02:26:06,780 What's happening? 3508 02:26:06,980 --> 02:26:08,200 What's the latest with the COVID? 3509 02:26:09,340 --> 02:26:10,780 And then lads are saying to him. 3510 02:26:10,880 --> 02:26:11,100 Listen. 3511 02:26:11,480 --> 02:26:12,040 This has happened. 3512 02:26:12,140 --> 02:26:12,560 That's happened. 3513 02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:15,000 More stricter measures are being taken. 3514 02:26:16,200 --> 02:26:17,500 We're self-isolating. 3515 02:26:17,700 --> 02:26:18,100 Go dough. 3516 02:26:19,100 --> 02:26:19,800 And also. 3517 02:26:20,340 --> 02:26:21,620 We're getting on the porridge. 3518 02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:22,640 Morning. 3519 02:26:22,900 --> 02:26:23,260 Noon. 3520 02:26:23,800 --> 02:26:24,600 August night. 3521 02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:26,920 That lovely bit of stuff. 3522 02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:29,360 And a lovely pop tune being played in the background. 3523 02:26:29,560 --> 02:26:30,280 What is that? 3524 02:26:31,080 --> 02:26:31,960 I'm not sure. 3525 02:26:32,040 --> 02:26:35,060 But I'm glad it's faded off to the sound of ambient crowd at the moment. 3526 02:26:36,660 --> 02:26:39,700 As a spoon comes into the bowl right now. 3527 02:26:40,920 --> 02:26:42,320 The spoon goes into the porridge. 3528 02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:43,580 He's on his own. 3529 02:26:43,640 --> 02:26:44,620 He's looking for support. 3530 02:26:44,740 --> 02:26:46,220 He's going around the center circle. 3531 02:26:46,320 --> 02:26:47,900 Trying to hold up the oats. 3532 02:26:48,440 --> 02:26:51,680 Just until a blueberry comes by for a bit of help. 3533 02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:52,860 But it's not happening. 3534 02:26:52,960 --> 02:26:54,040 He can't find any blueberry. 3535 02:26:54,500 --> 02:26:55,920 He's mixing it around again. 3536 02:26:56,100 --> 02:26:58,020 He's doing a 360 degree. 3537 02:26:58,480 --> 02:27:00,120 Bit of Ronaldinho work. 3538 02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:02,340 Where like fake passports. 3539 02:27:02,340 --> 02:27:04,300 And trying to get into Paraguay or something. 3540 02:27:05,040 --> 02:27:05,160 No. 3541 02:27:05,240 --> 02:27:06,640 Just kind of like skillful. 3542 02:27:06,960 --> 02:27:10,640 Like you know the way he would be doing his balanaristic pirouettes. 3543 02:27:10,860 --> 02:27:12,940 And cheeky balls down the wing. 3544 02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:13,500 And look at this. 3545 02:27:13,520 --> 02:27:18,240 A cheeky little bit of blueberry is nestled in amongst an absolute myriad of oat magic. 3546 02:27:19,080 --> 02:27:19,760 Where's it going? 3547 02:27:19,960 --> 02:27:21,060 Oat amende now. 3548 02:27:21,500 --> 02:27:22,180 Oat amende. 3549 02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:24,520 Right into the mixing pot. 3550 02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:30,640 That's the shove. 3551 02:27:31,060 --> 02:27:32,220 That's really good. 3552 02:27:32,640 --> 02:27:33,800 That's really good. 3553 02:27:34,340 --> 02:27:35,820 That's fantastic porridge. 3554 02:27:36,520 --> 02:27:37,060 And it's... 3555 02:27:37,060 --> 02:27:38,820 You can set your watch by that porridge. 3556 02:27:39,180 --> 02:27:39,780 It's got everything. 3557 02:27:40,140 --> 02:27:40,740 It's got the oat. 3558 02:27:40,940 --> 02:27:41,280 Banana. 3559 02:27:41,720 --> 02:27:42,180 The blueberry. 3560 02:27:43,140 --> 02:27:43,480 The banana. 3561 02:27:43,980 --> 02:27:44,340 The llama. 3562 02:27:45,620 --> 02:27:47,180 It's got llama in it. 3563 02:27:49,280 --> 02:27:51,020 Pure Peruvian llama, Tommy. 3564 02:27:51,020 --> 02:27:54,400 I get them off a friend I have out there. 3565 02:27:55,860 --> 02:27:56,520 Mr. Chin. 3566 02:27:58,080 --> 02:27:59,160 Who is Mr. Chin? 3567 02:27:59,800 --> 02:28:01,980 I tell you now about Mr. Chin, Tommy. 3568 02:28:04,180 --> 02:28:10,040 He's a man who is in charge of a gambling syndicate out in the Americas. 3569 02:28:10,940 --> 02:28:14,020 And he got me into llamas in a big way. 3570 02:28:14,500 --> 02:28:15,960 I've been slicing and dicing them. 3571 02:28:16,280 --> 02:28:19,080 The whole fridge freezer full of the stuff. 3572 02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:24,740 I lash a lock a llama into the oat amende every morning. 3573 02:28:25,340 --> 02:28:26,060 I tell you something. 3574 02:28:26,900 --> 02:28:28,560 I'm Benjamin mendied out of it. 3575 02:28:28,860 --> 02:28:30,400 For the rest of the afternoon. 3576 02:28:33,760 --> 02:28:38,140 That is textbook porridge. 3577 02:28:38,860 --> 02:28:42,800 And that was a textbook win from the boys in green. 3578 02:28:44,280 --> 02:28:46,600 They're going to the quarter or the semifinal. 3579 02:28:46,740 --> 02:28:48,480 Yeah, we're going to the semifinal, lads. 3580 02:28:49,620 --> 02:28:51,760 Start booking the holiday tickets now. 3581 02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:54,200 Start reopening the pubs, Ireland. 3582 02:28:54,980 --> 02:28:56,320 We're ready for the semis. 3583 02:29:00,180 --> 02:29:22,440 Welcome back, guys. 3584 02:29:22,440 --> 02:29:23,320 To the FIFA World Cup. 3585 02:29:23,400 --> 02:29:24,860 Cotteria 2022 here. 3586 02:29:25,420 --> 02:29:26,080 Connor Williams. 3587 02:29:26,200 --> 02:29:27,660 The rest of the scores from our score desk. 3588 02:29:27,740 --> 02:29:29,320 Chile got bet by the Austrians. 3589 02:29:30,020 --> 02:29:32,580 Algeria made a 1-0 dent in the Finnish armor. 3590 02:29:33,380 --> 02:29:37,260 The Peruvian bad boys 3-1 up against their Germanian counterparts. 3591 02:29:38,160 --> 02:29:40,660 I want to say a big, big thank you to old Dirty Nelly. 3592 02:29:40,760 --> 02:29:41,300 Look at that. 3593 02:29:41,900 --> 02:29:45,620 Absolutely sending it with a Tower of Chang. 3594 02:29:46,340 --> 02:29:47,600 Absolutely amazing work. 3595 02:29:47,700 --> 02:29:49,120 Thank you so much for that. 3596 02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:54,600 As far as the Belgian boys go, they dispatched Australia very sumptuously. 3597 02:29:54,780 --> 02:29:57,360 Morocco got rid of the Swedes. 3598 02:29:57,440 --> 02:29:59,740 The Spanish eliminated the Egyptians. 3599 02:30:00,540 --> 02:30:03,240 The Irish did what they do best. 3600 02:30:03,840 --> 02:30:08,840 Just stand together tall and get rid of the Venezuelans from the tournament. 3601 02:30:09,240 --> 02:30:22,640 Also, Argentina turned up, did a barnstorming performance, right into extra time, went the extra miles she did, and really took the Romanians out of this tourney. 3602 02:30:23,160 --> 02:30:24,500 Fantastic Vertonghen. 3603 02:30:24,500 --> 02:30:47,500 *outro music* 3604 02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:54,500 Don't run the track to go here, go here. Into Fort O'Sou. For Strap On, back on the track. 3605 02:30:54,500 --> 02:31:05,720 It looks like Mercedes is hot on his back. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. 3606 02:31:05,780 --> 02:31:17,480 Who's hustling and hurrying Max for Strap On's rear tail gauge left pipe screamer. Pipe screamer. Pipe screamer. Sparks are flying. Pipe screamer. 3607 02:31:17,480 --> 02:31:29,600 Rear tail gauge left pipe screamer. None of these drivers have other figures. What'll they do? What'll they do? None of these drivers have other figures. Clean up your room. Clean up your room. 3608 02:31:39,780 --> 02:31:44,260 Guess that's why we'll truly never really know what's going on or where we're going. 3609 02:31:45,640 --> 02:31:50,320 You just gotta keep on moving forward because what else can you do? 3610 02:31:50,320 --> 02:32:03,760 You'll find that the end of the line is here and you have no time. 3611 02:32:13,800 --> 02:32:33,140 Leprechaun 3612 02:32:33,140 --> 02:32:43,780 Who do you actually think you are? 3613 02:32:43,780 --> 02:32:45,780 Leprechaun 3614 02:32:45,780 --> 02:33:03,780 Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball. Today the numbers are 5, 6, 17, 64, 59. 3615 02:33:03,780 --> 02:33:12,780 And if you don't like those numbers don't worry. If you tick the bonus draw on your Lotto Slip you'll be treated to an extra draw. If you check the space game you'll be in with a chance of playing our space breakfast bonanza. 3616 02:33:12,780 --> 02:33:16,780 Spaceworks. Find the breakfast and win a prize. 3617 02:33:16,780 --> 02:33:34,780 Welcome back to the absolute amazing work. Aguero's involved. We're gonna be playing the argy bargy ball today. You've got Angel Di Maria. That lad. You've got another lad. Is Messi gonna be in the mix up? Cause that's the case. If they've not put Messi in we're okay. 3618 02:33:34,780 --> 02:33:41,780 Uh oh. Uh oh. That's not good. That is not good. 3619 02:33:41,780 --> 02:33:42,780 That is not good. 3620 02:33:42,780 --> 02:33:56,780 Where f***? Where f***? Where f***? 3621 02:33:56,780 --> 02:33:58,780 Quiet, pop! 3622 02:33:58,780 --> 02:34:00,780 *music* 3623 02:34:00,780 --> 02:34:02,780 *music* 3624 02:34:02,780 --> 02:34:04,780 *music* 3625 02:34:04,780 --> 02:34:06,780 *music* 3626 02:34:06,780 --> 02:34:08,780 *music* 3627 02:34:08,780 --> 02:34:36,780 *music* 3628 02:34:36,780 --> 02:34:38,780 *music* 3629 02:34:38,780 --> 02:34:40,780 Farfurda, thank you very much for your tip 3630 02:34:40,780 --> 02:34:44,780 as well as Sligo Rovers UEFA Champions 3631 02:34:44,780 --> 02:34:46,780 *music* 3632 02:34:46,780 --> 02:34:48,780 Lock it, we've come a long way, baby 3633 02:34:48,780 --> 02:34:50,780 as Fatboy Slim said 3634 02:34:50,780 --> 02:34:52,780 we've come a long way, baby 3635 02:34:52,780 --> 02:34:56,780 the Paradise Land is on the horizon 3636 02:34:56,780 --> 02:35:00,780 but you've got the Holy Trinity of Diablo 3637 02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:02,780 Aguero 3638 02:35:02,780 --> 02:35:04,780 Lionel Messi 3639 02:35:04,780 --> 02:35:06,780 and the rest of those Argentinian 3640 02:35:06,780 --> 02:35:08,780 argy-bargy boys 3641 02:35:08,780 --> 02:35:10,780 trying to stop us 3642 02:35:10,780 --> 02:35:12,780 from making it further on 3643 02:35:12,780 --> 02:35:14,780 before we move on 3644 02:35:14,780 --> 02:35:16,780 to say thanks to Farfurda 3645 02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:16,780 with the market 3646 02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:16,780 and turmoil 3647 02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:18,780 what is the forecast for Hobbs coin 3648 02:35:18,780 --> 02:35:20,780 I'm currently sitting on a mound 3649 02:35:20,780 --> 02:35:22,780 of physical crypto like the fabled 3650 02:35:22,780 --> 02:35:24,780 dragon smog 3651 02:35:24,780 --> 02:35:26,780 I need to navigate the choppy financial 3652 02:35:26,780 --> 02:35:26,780 waters 3653 02:35:26,780 --> 02:35:28,780 you're the captain 3654 02:35:28,780 --> 02:35:30,780 Connor Williams 3655 02:35:30,780 --> 02:35:32,780 I will relay that message to 3656 02:35:32,780 --> 02:35:32,780 Connor Williams 3657 02:35:32,780 --> 02:35:34,780 thanks very much so far 3658 02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:34,780 for that tip 3659 02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:36,780 and for everyone there 3660 02:35:36,780 --> 02:35:38,780 who's tipping away nicely 3661 02:35:38,780 --> 02:35:38,780 Strack 3662 02:35:38,780 --> 02:35:40,780 Attack 3663 02:35:40,780 --> 02:35:42,780 and old Dirty Nelly 3664 02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:42,780 thanks so much guys 3665 02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:44,780 very very kind 3666 02:35:44,780 --> 02:35:46,780 you're really keeping the wind in the seals 3667 02:35:46,780 --> 02:35:48,780 tonight 3668 02:35:52,780 --> 02:35:54,780 the time for talk is over 3669 02:35:54,780 --> 02:35:56,780 the time for performance 3670 02:35:56,780 --> 02:35:58,780 begins right here 3671 02:35:58,780 --> 02:36:00,780 right now 3672 02:36:00,780 --> 02:36:00,780 Ireland 3673 02:36:00,780 --> 02:36:02,780 take the kickoff for this 3674 02:36:02,780 --> 02:36:04,780 the World Cup Qatari 3675 02:36:04,780 --> 02:36:06,780 2022 3676 02:36:06,780 --> 02:36:08,780 semi-final 3677 02:36:08,780 --> 02:36:10,780 between Ireland 3678 02:36:10,780 --> 02:36:12,780 and Argentina 3679 02:36:12,780 --> 02:36:14,780 it's gonna be a tasty one 3680 02:36:14,780 --> 02:36:16,780 it's gonna be a very hard fought one 3681 02:36:16,780 --> 02:36:17,780 you've got 3682 02:36:17,780 --> 02:36:18,780 Lionel Messi 3683 02:36:18,780 --> 02:36:21,780 you've got a load of Messi boys 3684 02:36:21,780 --> 02:36:22,780 trying to make a mess of us 3685 02:36:22,780 --> 02:36:23,780 look at this now 3686 02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:25,780 can we get a ball into your man there 3687 02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:26,780 that could be good 3688 02:36:26,780 --> 02:36:27,780 what about McGoldrick 3689 02:36:27,780 --> 02:36:28,780 McGoldrick's got a little bit of space 3690 02:36:28,780 --> 02:36:29,780 shoots 3691 02:36:29,780 --> 02:36:31,780 first opening salvo of the game 3692 02:36:31,780 --> 02:36:32,780 to Ireland 3693 02:36:32,780 --> 02:36:34,780 and it's a nice little piece of play 3694 02:36:34,780 --> 02:36:36,780 really was 3695 02:36:36,780 --> 02:36:38,780 McGoldrick 3696 02:36:38,780 --> 02:36:39,780 only needs a couple more of those 3697 02:36:39,780 --> 02:36:40,780 and he'll be in 3698 02:36:40,780 --> 02:36:41,780 in like Flynn 3699 02:36:41,780 --> 02:36:43,780 side net 3700 02:36:43,780 --> 02:36:45,780 unlucky though 3701 02:36:45,780 --> 02:36:46,780 there from your man 3702 02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:47,780 McGoldrick 3703 02:36:47,780 --> 02:36:48,780 who's top scorer at the moment 3704 02:36:48,780 --> 02:36:50,780 in this tournament 3705 02:36:54,780 --> 02:36:55,780 played out from the back 3706 02:36:55,780 --> 02:36:56,780 by the Argentinians 3707 02:36:57,780 --> 02:36:59,780 and it's a poor ball out 3708 02:36:59,780 --> 02:37:01,780 and it's scooped up by Whelan 3709 02:37:01,780 --> 02:37:03,780 and a fast moving game is happening right now 3710 02:37:03,780 --> 02:37:04,780 as we 3711 02:37:04,780 --> 02:37:06,780 as we try and find a bit of space 3712 02:37:06,780 --> 02:37:07,780 in the middle 3713 02:37:07,780 --> 02:37:08,780 and he has found a bit of space with Hendrick 3714 02:37:08,780 --> 02:37:09,780 is fouled 3715 02:37:09,780 --> 02:37:11,780 referee doesn't blow up though 3716 02:37:11,780 --> 02:37:12,780 should have showed that 3717 02:37:12,780 --> 02:37:13,780 and again 3718 02:37:13,780 --> 02:37:14,780 a bit of rough and tumble 3719 02:37:14,780 --> 02:37:17,780 the referee not giving anything away here 3720 02:37:17,780 --> 02:37:18,780 he's uh 3721 02:37:18,780 --> 02:37:20,780 keeping his magic whistle in his pocket 3722 02:37:20,780 --> 02:37:22,780 but he decides to blow it 3723 02:37:22,780 --> 02:37:24,780 at a very choice moment of the game 3724 02:37:24,780 --> 02:37:26,780 when the Argentines 3725 02:37:26,780 --> 02:37:29,780 had got the ball into our side of the field 3726 02:37:29,780 --> 02:37:31,780 and there was very little on that Tommy 3727 02:37:31,780 --> 02:37:33,780 Jermaine Diable plays for uh 3728 02:37:33,780 --> 02:37:36,780 Juventus I think with Ronaldo 3729 02:37:36,780 --> 02:37:39,780 the two bookings are 3730 02:37:39,780 --> 02:37:41,780 well used to falling over 3731 02:37:41,780 --> 02:37:43,780 and just putting themselves in between players and balls 3732 02:37:43,780 --> 02:37:45,780 falling over 3733 02:37:45,780 --> 02:37:50,780 certainly is a man who likes to be stuck between a player and a ball 3734 02:37:50,780 --> 02:37:52,780 look at this guy 3735 02:37:52,780 --> 02:37:53,780 Otamendi 3736 02:37:53,780 --> 02:37:54,780 gives it to Pavon 3737 02:37:56,780 --> 02:37:57,780 and look at Pavon 3738 02:37:57,780 --> 02:37:59,780 dispossessed wholesomely 3739 02:37:59,780 --> 02:38:01,780 by the Hurricane Hurrihan 3740 02:38:01,780 --> 02:38:03,780 McGoldrick will hold that up a little bit 3741 02:38:03,780 --> 02:38:05,780 give himself a bit of time to run 3742 02:38:05,780 --> 02:38:06,780 and he's run on 3743 02:38:06,780 --> 02:38:07,780 he's lost his marker 3744 02:38:07,780 --> 02:38:07,780 his man 3745 02:38:07,780 --> 02:38:08,780 and McGoldrick's in the box now 3746 02:38:08,780 --> 02:38:09,780 he can pull it back 3747 02:38:09,780 --> 02:38:10,780 and give it to Hendrick 3748 02:38:10,780 --> 02:38:11,780 he 3749 02:38:11,780 --> 02:38:12,780 tries 3750 02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,780 doesn't go through the legs of his opponent though 3751 02:38:14,780 --> 02:38:15,780 it's a blank ball 3752 02:38:15,780 --> 02:38:17,780 scooped up on the edge of the area 3753 02:38:17,780 --> 02:38:18,780 as far as McLean 3754 02:38:18,780 --> 02:38:19,780 gives it to Hendrick 3755 02:38:19,780 --> 02:38:19,780 Hendrick 3756 02:38:19,780 --> 02:38:20,780 bit of time 3757 02:38:20,780 --> 02:38:20,780 shoots 3758 02:38:20,780 --> 02:38:22,780 and it's into the back of the net 3759 02:38:22,780 --> 02:38:24,780 is this the stuff the dreams are made of? 3760 02:38:24,780 --> 02:38:27,780 because it feels like we're in a wonderland 3761 02:38:27,780 --> 02:38:37,780 Jimmy Hendrick has just put Ireland one goal to the good against Argentina in the semis 3762 02:38:37,780 --> 02:38:40,780 unbelievable semi work 3763 02:38:40,780 --> 02:38:43,780 there's nothing semi about that shot 3764 02:38:43,780 --> 02:38:44,780 it was hard 3765 02:38:44,780 --> 02:38:45,780 it was torqued 3766 02:38:45,780 --> 02:38:48,780 and it was going right into the back of that sack 3767 02:38:48,780 --> 02:38:50,780 the Argentinians 3768 02:38:50,780 --> 02:38:52,780 are 1-0 down 3769 02:38:52,780 --> 02:38:56,780 lovely bit of goal play there 3770 02:38:56,780 --> 02:38:58,780 it was text work 3771 02:38:58,780 --> 02:39:00,780 Aguero 3772 02:39:00,780 --> 02:39:02,780 takes the tip off rolls it back to Pazella 3773 02:39:02,780 --> 02:39:03,780 Pazella 3774 02:39:03,780 --> 02:39:08,780 took too much time on the balloon Giovanni Lo Celso 3775 02:39:08,780 --> 02:39:10,780 has lost possession 3776 02:39:10,780 --> 02:39:11,780 and this is great for Ireland 3777 02:39:11,780 --> 02:39:12,780 now they've got a couple of men running through 3778 02:39:12,780 --> 02:39:13,780 he's found 3779 02:39:13,780 --> 02:39:14,780 Hurrahan 3780 02:39:14,780 --> 02:39:14,780 Hurrahan 3781 02:39:14,780 --> 02:39:15,780 takes a shot 3782 02:39:15,780 --> 02:39:18,780 just spammed away by Pam Stings 3783 02:39:18,780 --> 02:39:20,780 and the gold sticks 3784 02:39:20,780 --> 02:39:22,780 Pam Stings Golf Resort 3785 02:39:22,780 --> 02:39:23,780 has just after calling 3786 02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:26,780 they want to know if they can have their gloves back 3787 02:39:26,780 --> 02:39:28,780 what does that mean? 3788 02:39:28,780 --> 02:39:31,780 it's too much of a concept for you to deal with Tom 3789 02:39:31,780 --> 02:39:36,780 as the Argentines try to make good time by sending an Aguero ball in 3790 02:39:36,780 --> 02:39:38,780 and Aguero doesn't get to it 3791 02:39:38,780 --> 02:39:40,780 Lionel Messi on the edge of your area no? 3792 02:39:40,780 --> 02:39:41,780 no it wasn't him 3793 02:39:41,780 --> 02:39:42,780 it was Brady 3794 02:39:42,780 --> 02:39:45,780 now Brady is on the balloon outside his box 3795 02:39:45,780 --> 02:39:46,780 gives it to Coleman 3796 02:39:46,780 --> 02:39:47,780 Coleman 3797 02:39:47,780 --> 02:39:48,780 pumps it up the park a little bit 3798 02:39:48,780 --> 02:39:50,780 to Hendrick 3799 02:39:50,780 --> 02:39:52,780 lovely bit of hold up play by the Irish 3800 02:39:52,780 --> 02:39:54,780 and that's the kind of stuff they want 3801 02:39:54,780 --> 02:39:56,780 confidence 3802 02:39:57,780 --> 02:39:58,780 grace 3803 02:39:59,780 --> 02:40:00,780 grit 3804 02:40:01,780 --> 02:40:02,780 determination 3805 02:40:02,780 --> 02:40:03,780 tenacity 3806 02:40:03,780 --> 02:40:05,780 the 110% boys 3807 02:40:05,780 --> 02:40:07,780 McGoldrick making a little run boys 3808 02:40:07,780 --> 02:40:08,780 that kind of a way 3809 02:40:08,780 --> 02:40:10,780 this is the kind of Ireland shop that we needed to see 3810 02:40:10,780 --> 02:40:12,780 that kind of spirit that we know they've got 3811 02:40:12,780 --> 02:40:13,780 McLean 3812 02:40:13,780 --> 02:40:14,780 he can send a balloon into Hendricks 3813 02:40:14,780 --> 02:40:15,780 it takes a deflection 3814 02:40:15,780 --> 02:40:17,780 it rolls out to nobody 3815 02:40:17,780 --> 02:40:18,780 and it's Giovanni Lo Celso 3816 02:40:18,780 --> 02:40:21,780 who heads it out to Angel Di Maria 3817 02:40:21,780 --> 02:40:22,780 Angel Di Maria now 3818 02:40:22,780 --> 02:40:25,780 fails to control it and Hurrahan scoops up the scrappage 3819 02:40:25,780 --> 02:40:29,780 and it looks like a 2,500 euro scrappage deal with your old model 3820 02:40:29,780 --> 02:40:33,780 as McLean gets his new model into fucking McGoldrick 3821 02:40:33,780 --> 02:40:35,780 McGoldrick lamps a little twister 3822 02:40:35,780 --> 02:40:37,780 and it's a it's gonna be spillage 3823 02:40:37,780 --> 02:40:42,780 it's not to play a big hefty swipe of kitchen roll by the Argentinians 3824 02:40:42,780 --> 02:41:04,780 kitchen roll was all that was left on the shelves because a load of greedy bastards had taken the Charmin triple quilted toilet tissue and now the Argentines are trying to wipe their arse on hard hard kind of recycled paper that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs other kind of viscous material material that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs other kind of viscous material material that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs 3825 02:41:04,780 --> 02:41:34,760 crumbs other kind of viscous material liquids all that stuff Francis I don't know what you're talking about man I know what I'm talking about Tom I'm talking about 1-0 to Ireland World Cup semi-final job you might have tried to take the rattle away from our pram before but we're back baby we're back and we're the new baby in town Keogh tries to slot a ball out of his area but it falls back to Pavon on the wing Pavon now what can he do 3826 02:41:34,760 --> 02:41:40,820 try and pav out of his magic pav bag his pav sack is replete with zero as the boys in green 3827 02:41:40,820 --> 02:41:47,060 pump it up the park to jimmy mclean he's on speaking terms i believe with the queen i've 3828 02:41:47,060 --> 02:41:52,260 heard but i mean he's not going to make any moves to actually speak to her and also brady is doing 3829 02:41:52,260 --> 02:41:57,380 a little bit of brady bunch work lofting a floater into the middle what can he do here nobody is 3830 02:41:57,380 --> 02:42:02,400 there to collect it and it's pavan again who sends it up to leonel messi with a magic bit of touch 3831 02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:08,280 work which fails the trick has failed for him man and you don't usually see that the argentinians 3832 02:42:08,280 --> 02:42:13,920 aren't on their a game tonight as brady launches the balloon in again mcgoldrick tries to lay it back 3833 02:42:13,920 --> 02:42:20,260 confidently but it's a blank ball and someone's trying to find a guero now but keogh manages to 3834 02:42:20,260 --> 02:42:25,280 hold it off it's a lovely bit of confident soak up play from the irish 3835 02:42:25,280 --> 02:42:33,480 they really got their soak up play together mcgoldrick hendrick one true uniflu making it happen 3836 02:42:33,480 --> 02:42:40,960 and they're back again ireland with mcgoldrick in the sack box slams a ball in hendrick signed sealed 3837 02:42:41,160 --> 02:42:48,400 delivered it's a postcard for your relatives during these hard strange covid times what was written on 3838 02:42:48,400 --> 02:42:55,560 that postcard goal who was the center of that postcard hendrick who's gonna receive that postcard 3839 02:42:55,560 --> 02:43:07,280 argentina it was a lovely postcard it was sent in due time due course it received it was well received by its 3840 02:43:07,280 --> 02:43:36,440 recipient an ireland doggedly chasing the dream the dream is alive the dream is still on track can the irish bring the world cup trophy back home it's looking it's looking good lads but we're not gonna we're not going to say never say never because you never know what might happen 3841 02:43:36,440 --> 02:43:51,600 what might happen 2-0 going into the second half going to the end of the first half i beg your pardon who's that linesman is that the referee he looks a bit young to be a referee zero authority on the pitch 3842 02:43:51,600 --> 02:44:06,760 but his instruction and bollocking has been received by the irish player and aguirre lays it back now to perera perera perera trying to do a little jiggery 3843 02:44:06,760 --> 02:44:19,760 pokery past his man but it's it's a busted flush as the ref peeps his magic whistle signifying the end of the first half what do you think tommy? 3844 02:44:19,760 --> 02:44:29,640 I am absolutely above and beyond and completely astounded by the performance the boys have pulled out of the sack. 3845 02:44:30,600 --> 02:44:35,640 And I can't wait to see what they've got in the second half going on these highlights. 3846 02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:39,740 An amazing tip-off was taken from McGoldrick as per usual. 3847 02:44:40,320 --> 02:44:46,280 And it was that man again, McGoldrick, who was the first offender on the goal mouth. 3848 02:44:46,280 --> 02:44:48,660 Trying to shoot balls into that goal mouth. 3849 02:44:49,500 --> 02:44:51,620 And you can see there, oh, he was annoyed with that one. 3850 02:44:52,400 --> 02:44:52,880 He was annoyed. 3851 02:44:53,800 --> 02:44:59,880 This is the goal scorer, Jimi Hendrix, who was given the ball quite nicely by McGoldrick. 3852 02:45:00,180 --> 02:45:02,880 He slotted it into the bottom left-hand sack corner. 3853 02:45:04,000 --> 02:45:05,340 And let's have another look at that. 3854 02:45:05,740 --> 02:45:08,780 There, McGoldrick, selfless, gives it to Hendrick. 3855 02:45:09,040 --> 02:45:13,240 And then whip cracker jackaloola right into the suction cup. 3856 02:45:13,620 --> 02:45:15,820 There's nothing you'd like to see more. 3857 02:45:16,940 --> 02:45:19,260 Curran was doing a little bit of trick work. 3858 02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:22,020 Unlocking the defense with a key. 3859 02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:23,540 A skeleton key. 3860 02:45:24,160 --> 02:45:27,200 And managing to find himself in their house. 3861 02:45:27,780 --> 02:45:30,860 But when he got inside their house, he was like, what am I doing here? 3862 02:45:31,320 --> 02:45:32,920 I shouldn't be in this person's house. 3863 02:45:32,980 --> 02:45:33,580 I never asked. 3864 02:45:34,000 --> 02:45:35,400 And then he got scared. 3865 02:45:35,540 --> 02:45:37,500 But it was Hendrick who didn't get scared. 3866 02:45:37,600 --> 02:45:42,660 The next time we got into their house, they didn't shit themselves. 3867 02:45:43,180 --> 02:45:48,500 They just continued to do what work they were doing in their house and get away before anybody had been called. 3868 02:45:49,020 --> 02:45:50,660 Before the occupant had returned. 3869 02:45:52,660 --> 02:45:55,220 Did they leave anything behind on the carpet? 3870 02:45:55,800 --> 02:45:59,500 No, because it's not that kind of burglary. 3871 02:45:59,980 --> 02:46:03,400 We're getting in there and we're robbing them of their deficit. 3872 02:46:04,040 --> 02:46:05,140 Or we're increasing the deficit. 3873 02:46:05,660 --> 02:46:08,400 We're not taking their material possessions. 3874 02:46:09,240 --> 02:46:10,120 Have they home insurance? 3875 02:46:11,980 --> 02:46:13,820 I'd say they'd want to have it anyway. 3876 02:46:15,000 --> 02:46:17,840 Because it's not a nice experience if you've ever had your house robbed. 3877 02:46:18,420 --> 02:46:19,160 It's not nice. 3878 02:46:20,540 --> 02:46:24,000 Feels like you've been, you know, your personal space has been invaded. 3879 02:46:25,020 --> 02:46:27,020 I speak from experience on that one. 3880 02:46:27,520 --> 02:46:27,960 Unfortunately. 3881 02:46:28,220 --> 02:46:31,180 And gladly now, nothing was ever left on a carpet. 3882 02:46:31,180 --> 02:46:35,580 And I don't understand the mentality of burglars that do do that. 3883 02:46:36,400 --> 02:46:36,800 Do do. 3884 02:46:37,620 --> 02:46:39,780 Yeah, unfortunate pun there. 3885 02:46:39,860 --> 02:46:41,060 But it is what it is. 3886 02:46:41,540 --> 02:46:44,660 I mean, you've gone to the trouble of robbing someone's gaff. 3887 02:46:45,500 --> 02:46:47,580 Why do you need to squeeze out a steamer? 3888 02:46:48,200 --> 02:46:48,820 On the rug? 3889 02:46:49,660 --> 02:46:50,520 We'll never know. 3890 02:47:11,100 --> 02:47:39,060 Welcome back to the second half of the World Cup Qatari 2022 World Cup Semi-Final. 3891 02:47:39,060 --> 02:47:42,460 Between Argentina and Ireland. 3892 02:47:42,580 --> 02:47:45,300 Ireland, two goals to the goal, thanks to McGoldrick and Hendrick. 3893 02:47:45,980 --> 02:47:47,020 It's a match made in heaven. 3894 02:47:47,120 --> 02:47:50,120 You wouldn't have wrote it in the history books if you had the pen, the paper, the book, would you? 3895 02:47:50,440 --> 02:47:51,040 But look it. 3896 02:47:51,160 --> 02:47:51,740 We're here now. 3897 02:47:51,840 --> 02:47:52,400 And let's make it. 3898 02:47:52,760 --> 02:47:53,620 Oh, Randolph! 3899 02:47:54,200 --> 02:47:54,560 Aguero! 3900 02:47:58,940 --> 02:48:00,680 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3901 02:48:00,680 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3902 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3903 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3904 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3905 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3906 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3907 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3908 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3909 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3910 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3911 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720 You can't let it fall to Aguero. 3912 02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:01,720 Aguero. 3913 02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:02,720 Aguero. 3914 02:48:02,720 --> 02:48:05,600 He does it week in, week out for Manchester City. 3915 02:48:05,600 --> 02:48:12,080 I tell you, I'm feeling a little bit Manchester City after that. 3916 02:48:12,080 --> 02:48:17,040 Malvinas Argentinas, thank you very much for your tip. 3917 02:48:17,040 --> 02:48:21,760 He's an out-and-out goal scorer. 3918 02:48:21,760 --> 02:48:25,140 He loves the goal. 3919 02:48:25,840 --> 02:48:26,780 He is the goal. 3920 02:48:29,160 --> 02:48:33,920 The goal is scared of the man. 3921 02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:38,920 He's a real netbuster. 3922 02:48:38,920 --> 02:48:42,920 Aguero. 3923 02:48:42,920 --> 02:48:46,120 Some specimen of a goal scorer. 3924 02:48:46,120 --> 02:48:48,640 Fair play to him. 3925 02:48:48,640 --> 02:48:50,640 But feck you anyway, Aguero. 3926 02:48:50,640 --> 02:48:51,760 Ireland. 3927 02:48:51,760 --> 02:48:52,760 Take the tip off. 3928 02:48:52,760 --> 02:48:55,600 And Magoldrick has rolled it sumptuously back to Hurrahan. 3929 02:48:55,600 --> 02:48:57,600 Looks like the argy-bargy's are looking to press hard now. 3930 02:48:57,600 --> 02:49:01,360 Ireland a little bit scared like a couple of doe-eyed deers in the meadow. 3931 02:49:01,360 --> 02:49:05,360 Coal man. 3932 02:49:05,360 --> 02:49:07,360 Coal man. 3933 02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:07,360 To Duffy. 3934 02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:07,360 Duffy. 3935 02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:09,360 Sends it up the park to Hendrick. 3936 02:49:09,360 --> 02:49:10,360 Hendrick. 3937 02:49:10,360 --> 02:49:11,360 He's got Brady running down the wing. 3938 02:49:11,360 --> 02:49:13,360 He's also got Magoldrick running down the center. 3939 02:49:13,360 --> 02:49:14,360 What's he gonna do? 3940 02:49:14,360 --> 02:49:15,360 Who's he gonna use? 3941 02:49:15,360 --> 02:49:17,360 Gets it to Magoldrick. 3942 02:49:17,360 --> 02:49:18,360 Magoldrick. 3943 02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:19,360 Magoldrick. 3944 02:49:19,360 --> 02:49:20,360 Magoldrick. 3945 02:49:20,360 --> 02:49:21,360 He's got no support. 3946 02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:22,360 He's looking for support. 3947 02:49:22,360 --> 02:49:23,360 He finds Hurrahan. 3948 02:49:23,360 --> 02:49:24,360 Hurrahan. 3949 02:49:24,360 --> 02:49:25,360 Finds Magoldrick again. 3950 02:49:25,360 --> 02:49:26,360 Making a run. 3951 02:49:26,360 --> 02:49:27,360 Magoldrick. 3952 02:49:27,360 --> 02:49:28,360 Oh. 3953 02:49:28,360 --> 02:49:29,360 Just a palm stings. 3954 02:49:29,360 --> 02:49:30,360 Golf resort. 3955 02:49:30,360 --> 02:49:33,120 McLean still has it. 3956 02:49:33,120 --> 02:49:34,120 McLean. 3957 02:49:34,120 --> 02:49:35,120 Back to Stevens. 3958 02:49:35,120 --> 02:49:36,120 Stevens. 3959 02:49:36,120 --> 02:49:37,120 He's on the wing. 3960 02:49:37,120 --> 02:49:38,120 What can he do? 3961 02:49:38,120 --> 02:49:39,120 Nothing. 3962 02:49:39,120 --> 02:49:40,120 He's not gonna cross it in. 3963 02:49:40,120 --> 02:49:41,120 He's gonna give it to McLean. 3964 02:49:41,120 --> 02:49:42,120 McLean's gonna give it out to the center. 3965 02:49:42,120 --> 02:49:43,120 Back to Glen Whelan. 3966 02:49:43,120 --> 02:49:45,120 Glen Whelan's gonna look for Brady out on that right flank. 3967 02:49:45,120 --> 02:49:48,120 Ireland just maintaining their dignity and position here. 3968 02:49:48,120 --> 02:49:51,120 They're not gonna rattle the lion's cage again just so quickly. 3969 02:49:51,120 --> 02:49:53,120 They want to make sure that it's a safe ball. 3970 02:49:53,120 --> 02:49:56,120 Brady's dancing and jigging on that right wing. 3971 02:49:56,120 --> 02:49:57,120 Hurrahan. 3972 02:49:57,120 --> 02:49:58,120 He's giving it back to Hurrahan. 3973 02:49:58,120 --> 02:49:59,120 He's giving it back to Hurrahan. 3974 02:49:59,120 --> 02:50:00,120 Trying to find McLean again. 3975 02:50:00,120 --> 02:50:01,120 McLean. 3976 02:50:01,120 --> 02:50:02,120 Back to Stevens. 3977 02:50:02,120 --> 02:50:03,120 He's giving it back to Hurrahan. 3978 02:50:03,120 --> 02:50:04,120 Trying to find McLean again. 3979 02:50:04,120 --> 02:50:05,120 McLean. 3980 02:50:05,120 --> 02:50:06,120 He's giving Hurrahan. 3981 02:50:06,120 --> 02:50:07,120 Back to Stevens. 3982 02:50:07,120 --> 02:50:08,120 Stevens. 3983 02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:09,120 Stevens. 3984 02:50:09,120 --> 02:50:10,120 Finds McLean. 3985 02:50:10,120 --> 02:50:11,120 McLean. 3986 02:50:11,120 --> 02:50:13,120 He's got Hurricane Hurrahan in the middle. 3987 02:50:13,120 --> 02:50:14,120 He finds him indeed. 3988 02:50:14,120 --> 02:50:15,120 He finds him well. 3989 02:50:15,120 --> 02:50:16,120 And it's Hendrik. 3990 02:50:16,120 --> 02:50:17,120 Shot from range. 3991 02:50:17,120 --> 02:50:24,120 Deflection there of Pereira and it's gone out for a lovely, lovely Irish corner ball. 3992 02:50:24,120 --> 02:50:26,120 Great bit of play there. 3993 02:50:26,120 --> 02:50:28,120 Really, really making us proud. 3994 02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:34,120 Not showing any signs of defeatism or scarediness. 3995 02:50:34,120 --> 02:50:42,120 At such a, you know, a nasty looking volatile Argentinian side. 3996 02:50:42,120 --> 02:50:47,120 Thank you very much for Bobby not up the bar there for an amazing rousing, rabble rousing tip. 3997 02:50:47,120 --> 02:50:49,120 Balloon is floated in. 3998 02:50:49,120 --> 02:50:50,120 Goodall. 3999 02:50:50,120 --> 02:50:55,120 And it's a long range header attempt there I think from either Duffy or Hurrahan. 4000 02:50:55,120 --> 02:51:02,120 It goes sailing over the bar on a Friday night. 4001 02:51:02,120 --> 02:51:05,120 It's only 20 past 5 yet, friends. 4002 02:51:05,120 --> 02:51:06,120 It's not the night. 4003 02:51:06,120 --> 02:51:10,120 Could be the night if you're watching somewhere else in the world. 4004 02:51:10,120 --> 02:51:11,120 The world. 4005 02:51:11,120 --> 02:51:12,120 As, uh, Hurrahan. 4006 02:51:12,120 --> 02:51:19,120 Shweeps the balloon back to Glen Whelan who stops in the center circle area to do his own little bit of magic business. 4007 02:51:19,120 --> 02:51:21,120 He gives the ball out then to Coleman. 4008 02:51:21,120 --> 02:51:22,120 Coleman. 4009 02:51:22,120 --> 02:51:23,120 Coleman. 4010 02:51:23,120 --> 02:51:25,120 Passes it, sumptuously, to Brady. 4011 02:51:25,120 --> 02:51:27,120 Brady's got a lovely bit of support on him. 4012 02:51:27,120 --> 02:51:29,120 But he's gonna hold a play again. 4013 02:51:29,120 --> 02:51:30,120 Very nicely done here. 4014 02:51:30,120 --> 02:51:33,120 And out to Coleman on the wing. 4015 02:51:33,120 --> 02:51:35,120 Back again to Brady who's made moves in. 4016 02:51:35,120 --> 02:51:38,120 Cut out there by the Argentinian defender. 4017 02:51:38,120 --> 02:51:40,120 That ball rolls out for a throw. 4018 02:51:40,120 --> 02:51:47,120 But still Ireland holding themselves together in a very tumultuous part of the field. 4019 02:51:47,120 --> 02:51:49,120 And Stevens out on the wing. 4020 02:51:49,120 --> 02:51:50,120 He's got McLean. 4021 02:51:50,120 --> 02:51:51,120 Could he give it McLean? 4022 02:51:51,120 --> 02:51:52,120 No. 4023 02:51:52,120 --> 02:51:53,120 He gives it back to Hurrahan. 4024 02:51:53,120 --> 02:51:56,120 And Ireland are really playing toy ball at the moment. 4025 02:51:56,120 --> 02:51:59,120 And you have to say, Tommy, they'd want to get a third. 4026 02:51:59,120 --> 02:52:00,120 They would, yeah. 4027 02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:01,120 The cushion at the moment. 4028 02:52:01,120 --> 02:52:03,120 It's not enough. 4029 02:52:03,120 --> 02:52:04,120 I need to put the game to bed. 4030 02:52:04,120 --> 02:52:05,120 What about now? 4031 02:52:05,120 --> 02:52:06,120 Ball comes in. 4032 02:52:06,120 --> 02:52:07,120 It's headed. 4033 02:52:07,120 --> 02:52:08,120 Side swipe to McGoldrick. 4034 02:52:08,120 --> 02:52:09,120 Side swipe to McLean. 4035 02:52:09,120 --> 02:52:11,120 Side swipe by McLean. 4036 02:52:11,120 --> 02:52:12,120 Into the hands. 4037 02:52:12,120 --> 02:52:18,120 The stinging hands of the goalkeeper who manages to make that save. 4038 02:52:18,120 --> 02:52:21,120 And it goes out for a tender, loving corner. 4039 02:52:21,120 --> 02:52:25,120 Lovely, cool play by Ireland. 4040 02:52:25,120 --> 02:52:26,120 They're not. 4041 02:52:26,120 --> 02:52:27,120 They're not. 4042 02:52:27,120 --> 02:52:29,120 Chomping at the bit to just get the ball. 4043 02:52:29,120 --> 02:52:30,120 Shmacked. 4044 02:52:30,120 --> 02:52:32,120 They've got the number of their opponents. 4045 02:52:32,120 --> 02:52:36,120 And they're keeping their cards close to the chest. 4046 02:52:36,120 --> 02:52:40,120 What have they got here out the training ground bag of tricks? 4047 02:52:40,120 --> 02:52:41,120 Are they going to go for the dash? 4048 02:52:41,120 --> 02:52:43,120 The far post or the six yarder? 4049 02:52:43,120 --> 02:52:45,120 There's a bit of movement in the area. 4050 02:52:45,120 --> 02:52:46,120 Taking his time, Brady. 4051 02:52:46,120 --> 02:52:49,120 Not happy with the setup in the area it seems. 4052 02:52:49,120 --> 02:52:51,120 He's asking them to do something else again. 4053 02:52:51,120 --> 02:52:52,120 Bit of signaling now. 4054 02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:53,120 The lads are moving in. 4055 02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:54,120 Brady. 4056 02:52:54,120 --> 02:52:56,120 Float the balloon in. 4057 02:52:56,120 --> 02:52:57,120 Head for Whelan. 4058 02:52:57,120 --> 02:52:59,120 Jesus Christ. 4059 02:52:59,120 --> 02:53:00,120 Very, very close there. 4060 02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:06,120 And that's a lovely bit of work from the training ground. 4061 02:53:06,120 --> 02:53:07,120 They all knew. 4062 02:53:07,120 --> 02:53:09,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4063 02:53:09,120 --> 02:53:12,120 They all knew where they were going. 4064 02:53:12,120 --> 02:53:13,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4065 02:53:13,120 --> 02:53:14,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4066 02:53:14,120 --> 02:53:15,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4067 02:53:15,120 --> 02:53:16,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4068 02:53:16,120 --> 02:53:17,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4069 02:53:17,120 --> 02:53:18,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4070 02:53:18,120 --> 02:53:19,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4071 02:53:19,120 --> 02:53:20,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4072 02:53:20,120 --> 02:53:21,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4073 02:53:21,120 --> 02:53:22,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4074 02:53:22,120 --> 02:53:23,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4075 02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:24,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4076 02:53:24,120 --> 02:53:25,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4077 02:53:25,120 --> 02:53:26,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4078 02:53:26,120 --> 02:53:27,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4079 02:53:27,120 --> 02:53:28,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4080 02:53:28,120 --> 02:53:29,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4081 02:53:29,120 --> 02:53:30,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4082 02:53:30,120 --> 02:53:31,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4083 02:53:31,120 --> 02:53:32,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4084 02:53:32,120 --> 02:53:33,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4085 02:53:33,120 --> 02:53:34,120 They all knew what they were doing. 4086 02:53:34,120 --> 02:53:36,120 Just a great idea. 4087 02:53:36,120 --> 02:53:39,120 Just was out of the reach of McGoldrick. 4088 02:53:39,120 --> 02:53:42,120 It was Jimmy McLean who sent that balloon. 4089 02:53:42,120 --> 02:53:44,120 He could have got on to the end of that McLean. 4090 02:53:44,120 --> 02:53:46,120 Keough managed to sweep up the crummage. 4091 02:53:46,120 --> 02:53:48,120 Bit of fucking chance here now to go through. 4092 02:53:48,120 --> 02:53:49,120 Sorry about the language. 4093 02:53:49,120 --> 02:53:50,120 And McGoldrick, he's on. 4094 02:53:50,120 --> 02:53:51,120 He's on chance. 4095 02:53:51,120 --> 02:53:52,120 He's on form. 4096 02:53:52,120 --> 02:53:53,120 What's he going to do? 4097 02:53:53,120 --> 02:53:54,120 It's cool. 4098 02:53:54,120 --> 02:53:58,120 It's a lovely, lovely, lovely bit of sweepage. 4099 02:53:58,120 --> 02:53:59,120 Shtaken Ireland. 4100 02:53:59,120 --> 02:54:01,120 Three goals to the Onion Sack Good. 4101 02:54:01,120 --> 02:54:02,120 Who's it? 4102 02:54:02,120 --> 02:54:04,120 The Brady Bunch. 4103 02:54:04,120 --> 02:54:05,120 And fuck the COVID. 4104 02:54:05,120 --> 02:54:06,120 Let's have a pile on. 4105 02:54:06,120 --> 02:54:09,120 And pat each other on the back and head. 4106 02:54:09,120 --> 02:54:14,120 I'd like to apologize there for the F word. 4107 02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:16,120 Shouldn't be said at this time of day. 4108 02:54:16,120 --> 02:54:19,120 Shouldn't be said at any time of day. 4109 02:54:19,120 --> 02:54:21,120 But look it. 4110 02:54:21,120 --> 02:54:24,120 We're going to the final buys. 4111 02:54:24,120 --> 02:54:27,120 Fuck me all. 4112 02:54:27,120 --> 02:54:29,120 Indeed Thomas. 4113 02:54:29,120 --> 02:54:32,120 In bloody well deed. 4114 02:54:32,120 --> 02:54:34,120 We're going to that final. 4115 02:54:34,120 --> 02:54:35,120 Look at Giorgio Armani. 4116 02:54:35,120 --> 02:54:36,120 Armani in the net. 4117 02:54:36,120 --> 02:54:39,120 Armani in goal for Argentina. 4118 02:54:39,120 --> 02:54:40,120 Well. 4119 02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:46,120 Would you absolutely believe it? 4120 02:54:46,120 --> 02:54:47,120 Absolutely believe it. 4121 02:54:47,120 --> 02:54:48,120 Sorry. 4122 02:54:48,120 --> 02:54:49,120 I'm trying to eat a bit of porridge here. 4123 02:54:49,120 --> 02:54:50,120 But it's not going to happen. 4124 02:54:50,120 --> 02:54:51,120 We haven't got time for that. 4125 02:54:51,120 --> 02:54:53,120 The match does go on. 4126 02:54:54,120 --> 02:54:55,120 Pezzella. 4127 02:54:57,120 --> 02:54:58,120 Schleises a balloon up to the area. 4128 02:54:58,120 --> 02:55:00,120 But it's done nothing. 4129 02:55:00,120 --> 02:55:02,120 Nothing to rouse the spirits of the Argentines. 4130 02:55:03,120 --> 02:55:05,120 And now let's shtep in time with Whelan. 4131 02:55:05,120 --> 02:55:07,120 Doing a bit of Whelan and dealing in that center box. 4132 02:55:08,120 --> 02:55:09,120 It's fallen. 4133 02:55:09,120 --> 02:55:10,120 It's fallen to Leo Messi. 4134 02:55:10,120 --> 02:55:11,120 Leo Messi. 4135 02:55:11,120 --> 02:55:14,120 Can't get past Ender Stephens. 4136 02:55:14,120 --> 02:55:16,120 And it's Stephens to McLean. 4137 02:55:16,120 --> 02:55:17,120 Do you know what I mean? 4138 02:55:17,120 --> 02:55:18,120 The McLean machine. 4139 02:55:18,120 --> 02:55:20,120 Gives McGoldrick a little taste of the big time. 4140 02:55:20,120 --> 02:55:26,120 But it's ran around the clock by that defender who gives it back to Armani. 4141 02:55:26,120 --> 02:55:28,120 Armani fucks the ball up to the middle of the park. 4142 02:55:28,120 --> 02:55:31,120 And it looks as though Hendricks got a bit of cheeky business to do. 4143 02:55:31,120 --> 02:55:33,120 And McLean's going to assist him. 4144 02:55:33,120 --> 02:55:34,120 Assistance. 4145 02:55:34,120 --> 02:55:38,120 Bounces off of the defender and goes out for a throw. 4146 02:55:38,120 --> 02:55:41,120 And it looks as though McGoldrick's going off. 4147 02:55:41,120 --> 02:55:45,120 And that man Shane Langaldo is coming on hard style. 4148 02:55:47,120 --> 02:55:49,120 Lovely bit of long work now is all we need. 4149 02:55:49,120 --> 02:55:50,120 The Langboat. 4150 02:55:52,120 --> 02:55:53,120 Header back. 4151 02:55:53,120 --> 02:55:54,120 Chance. 4152 02:55:54,120 --> 02:55:55,120 Ireland. 4153 02:55:55,120 --> 02:55:56,120 Tapping. 4154 02:55:56,120 --> 02:55:57,120 Close range. 4155 02:55:57,120 --> 02:56:03,120 Point blank save there from Giorgio Armani for Australia or Argentina. 4156 02:56:03,120 --> 02:56:07,120 And what an absolute point blanker that was. 4157 02:56:07,120 --> 02:56:11,120 Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great bit of play from Ireland too. 4158 02:56:11,120 --> 02:56:12,120 And look at this now. 4159 02:56:12,120 --> 02:56:14,120 We're going to go for the dash it seems. 4160 02:56:14,120 --> 02:56:18,120 A training ground foray into the training ground nightmare world here. 4161 02:56:18,120 --> 02:56:21,120 As they send a little mixing desk into the mixing unit. 4162 02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:23,120 And it's gone out again. 4163 02:56:23,120 --> 02:56:26,120 For another lovely Irish corner ball. 4164 02:56:26,120 --> 02:56:28,120 I beg your pardon. 4165 02:56:28,120 --> 02:56:31,120 It's a disastrous Argentine goal kick. 4166 02:56:31,120 --> 02:56:34,120 Which is taken a bit arrogantly. 4167 02:56:34,120 --> 02:56:37,120 Casually from the back when really lads come on. 4168 02:56:37,120 --> 02:56:40,120 You need to get that balloon up to the mixing unit. 4169 02:56:40,120 --> 02:56:43,120 Because you're going nowhere fast lads. 4170 02:56:43,120 --> 02:56:45,120 Ireland have got the good of you. 4171 02:56:45,120 --> 02:56:48,120 And we're looking for, we're looking for more blood. 4172 02:56:48,120 --> 02:56:49,120 Uh oh. 4173 02:56:49,120 --> 02:56:50,120 Don't let Aguero have it. 4174 02:56:50,120 --> 02:56:51,120 That's the main thing. 4175 02:56:51,120 --> 02:56:52,120 19. 4176 02:56:52,120 --> 02:56:53,120 Pavan has the ball. 4177 02:56:53,120 --> 02:56:54,120 Tries to give it to Messi. 4178 02:56:54,120 --> 02:56:57,120 But he finds zero in his area. 4179 02:56:57,120 --> 02:57:00,120 And it looks as though Shane Long could link up very well here with Hourahan. 4180 02:57:00,120 --> 02:57:02,120 Hourahan tries to give it back to Long. 4181 02:57:02,120 --> 02:57:04,120 But it's gone to a blank zone. 4182 02:57:04,120 --> 02:57:08,120 And it looks as though the Argentines are going to try and attack now. 4183 02:57:08,120 --> 02:57:10,120 They're trying to find Leo Messi on the wing. 4184 02:57:10,120 --> 02:57:13,120 And Keogh, like a Keogh's flavoured crisp. 4185 02:57:13,120 --> 02:57:15,120 He's strong to the taste. 4186 02:57:15,120 --> 02:57:17,120 And he's strong to the ball. 4187 02:57:17,120 --> 02:57:18,120 And he holds the play up well. 4188 02:57:18,120 --> 02:57:20,120 Play like you've never seen before. 4189 02:57:20,120 --> 02:57:21,120 And it's Ireland now. 4190 02:57:21,120 --> 02:57:25,120 Building up a little bit of steam with a grain of rice on the edge of the wing. 4191 02:57:25,120 --> 02:57:28,120 You can see Shane Long calling, screaming out for the ball. 4192 02:57:28,120 --> 02:57:30,120 He's got it, but he's got no one with him. 4193 02:57:30,120 --> 02:57:31,120 He tries to give it to McLean. 4194 02:57:31,120 --> 02:57:32,120 McLean could give it back. 4195 02:57:32,120 --> 02:57:33,120 He has. 4196 02:57:33,120 --> 02:57:34,120 Long. 4197 02:57:34,120 --> 02:57:35,120 What a move. 4198 02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:36,120 And what a goal. 4199 02:57:36,120 --> 02:57:42,120 And what a way to win the World Cup semi-final against Argentina. 4200 02:57:44,120 --> 02:57:46,120 Absolutely amazing stuff. 4201 02:57:46,120 --> 02:57:48,120 Free from desire. 4202 02:57:48,120 --> 02:57:50,120 Came out of nowhere. 4203 02:57:50,120 --> 02:57:52,120 Irons in the fire. 4204 02:57:52,120 --> 02:57:53,120 Unbelievable stuff. 4205 02:57:53,120 --> 02:57:55,120 Unbelievable. 4206 02:57:55,120 --> 02:58:05,120 Lovely ball floating through into Lang. 4207 02:58:05,120 --> 02:58:07,120 Lang just plastered it in. 4208 02:58:07,120 --> 02:58:09,120 Unbelievable stuff. 4209 02:58:09,120 --> 02:58:14,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4210 02:58:14,120 --> 02:58:16,120 Putting a ball in the onion sack. 4211 02:58:16,120 --> 02:58:18,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4212 02:58:18,120 --> 02:58:20,120 Sticking that ball in the onion sack. 4213 02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:21,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4214 02:58:21,120 --> 02:58:23,120 Sticking that ball in the onion sack. 4215 02:58:23,120 --> 02:58:25,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4216 02:58:25,120 --> 02:58:26,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4217 02:58:26,120 --> 02:58:27,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4218 02:58:27,120 --> 02:58:28,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4219 02:58:28,120 --> 02:58:29,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4220 02:58:29,120 --> 02:58:31,120 Shane Lang's on fire. 4221 02:58:31,120 --> 02:58:32,120 And that is it. 4222 02:58:32,120 --> 02:58:37,120 The referee blows his magic whistle. 4223 02:58:37,120 --> 02:58:39,120 It's game, set and match here. 4224 02:58:39,120 --> 02:58:43,120 The FIFA World Cup semi-final in Qatar. 4225 02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:48,020 Here, the FIFA World Cup semi-final in Qatar. 4226 02:58:49,020 --> 02:58:49,600 A lovely bit. 4227 02:58:49,680 --> 02:58:50,760 Pat a cake, pat a cake. 4228 02:58:50,880 --> 02:58:53,000 Baker's man, bake me a cake. 4229 02:58:53,760 --> 02:58:58,760 And don't touch your face with your hands unless they've been sanitized. 4230 02:59:00,700 --> 02:59:01,800 What a game. 4231 02:59:03,220 --> 02:59:09,040 And what a lovely bit of chill hop to play during this highlight montage. 4232 02:59:10,640 --> 02:59:12,780 Lovely bit of new modern music. 4233 02:59:12,920 --> 02:59:21,940 Let's crank that up and chill out for a moment while we salivate over the sumptuous, delectable selections for this highlight reel. 4234 02:59:21,940 --> 02:59:25,240 Lovely bit of play there. 4235 02:59:25,360 --> 02:59:27,480 Lovely, lovely bit of play on the pitch. 4236 02:59:29,220 --> 02:59:31,560 Ireland making the opposition sick. 4237 02:59:31,760 --> 02:59:34,200 With that man Hendrick and your man Goldrick. 4238 02:59:34,520 --> 02:59:36,980 A partnership, a match made in heaven. 4239 02:59:37,340 --> 02:59:39,600 Gonna get in the car lads and play till 11. 4240 02:59:39,880 --> 02:59:40,900 Going rolling. 4241 02:59:41,120 --> 02:59:42,640 Deep, deep, down and dirty. 4242 02:59:42,720 --> 02:59:43,900 Connor Horahan. 4243 02:59:44,100 --> 02:59:46,880 He's gonna get you 30 goals a season. 4244 02:59:47,600 --> 02:59:50,500 If you put him in the right place for the right reason. 4245 02:59:50,880 --> 02:59:52,280 A lovely palm stinging shot. 4246 02:59:52,920 --> 02:59:54,600 Palm Springs Golf Club Resort. 4247 02:59:54,840 --> 02:59:55,960 You're gonna get shot. 4248 02:59:56,040 --> 03:00:01,560 If you go down there probably because there's a load of people that don't like Donald Trump. 4249 03:00:02,660 --> 03:00:03,560 Or his supporters. 4250 03:00:04,060 --> 03:00:06,880 They're coming out of the woodwork trying to tear their heads off. 4251 03:00:07,060 --> 03:00:08,600 They don't let the music on now. 4252 03:00:08,660 --> 03:00:09,180 The music's gone. 4253 03:00:09,900 --> 03:00:11,820 Yeah, I don't know where we were going with that anyway, Tommy. 4254 03:00:11,900 --> 03:00:15,280 But it was a nice bit of freestyling. 4255 03:00:15,660 --> 03:00:18,440 And now this is Armatopia by Johnny Marr. 4256 03:00:30,360 --> 03:00:33,660 You were in the Smithsang guitar. 4257 03:00:40,940 --> 03:00:41,920 What's that about? 4258 03:00:41,920 --> 03:00:45,080 Who's buying an Utopia? 4259 03:00:46,780 --> 03:00:47,800 Waxi, I'm about to. 4260 03:01:00,800 --> 03:01:02,960 Not my kind of tune there. 4261 03:01:04,140 --> 03:01:05,860 Were you never into the Smiths, Sammy? 4262 03:01:06,800 --> 03:01:08,180 Who is the Smiths? 4263 03:01:09,240 --> 03:01:13,540 Do you know Morrissey, that lad, swinging the flowers around with the blouse on? 4264 03:01:15,400 --> 03:01:17,620 Nah, not my kind of tune now. 4265 03:01:19,220 --> 03:01:21,320 I'd be more into rock music, like, you know. 4266 03:01:22,400 --> 03:01:25,960 Yeah, well, I mean, they had some good tunes, and that Charmin' Man was a good song. 4267 03:01:26,060 --> 03:01:27,320 Great little guitar by the Marr. 4268 03:01:27,980 --> 03:01:29,080 But I have to agree with you. 4269 03:01:29,420 --> 03:01:35,500 The song that he just sang there, Marr, failed to get me moving. 4270 03:01:37,020 --> 03:01:38,720 But it's not a bad reflection on him. 4271 03:01:39,180 --> 03:01:40,260 He's a great guitarist. 4272 03:01:41,980 --> 03:01:43,700 You're going to need a bit more porridge there. 4273 03:01:44,240 --> 03:01:46,100 I'm just going to have a little touch more porridge. 4274 03:01:47,240 --> 03:01:51,140 This is going to really help us maintain composure on the mic. 4275 03:01:52,260 --> 03:01:55,440 Today's porridge is brought to you by the Qatari Nation State. 4276 03:01:56,000 --> 03:01:58,000 An amazing bunch of people and lads. 4277 03:02:00,060 --> 03:02:00,920 Ethically, morally. 4278 03:02:01,740 --> 03:02:04,460 They've got a lot of backbone, a lot of history, a lot of sand. 4279 03:02:05,420 --> 03:02:07,140 And they're good, good guys as well. 4280 03:02:10,640 --> 03:02:11,600 As the Spoon. 4281 03:02:13,040 --> 03:02:13,400 Spoon. 4282 03:02:13,920 --> 03:02:16,420 Looking for help from a bit of linseed on the area. 4283 03:02:16,540 --> 03:02:17,640 He's got nothing on it, though. 4284 03:02:17,700 --> 03:02:20,480 He manages to stick the scooper right into the mixing bowl. 4285 03:02:21,060 --> 03:02:25,120 He's got something of a blueberry, a few otamendies, and a bit of banana on it as well. 4286 03:02:25,440 --> 03:02:27,020 Has he got what it takes to scoop out the lot? 4287 03:02:27,060 --> 03:02:27,420 He does. 4288 03:02:27,660 --> 03:02:30,020 There's a bit of drippage, but he's going to go for the strike. 4289 03:02:30,280 --> 03:02:30,960 Open gal... 4290 03:02:30,960 --> 03:02:31,560 Gal... 4291 03:02:31,560 --> 03:02:32,560 Galmouth. 4292 03:02:33,220 --> 03:02:34,800 You nearly said galmouth. 4293 03:02:36,800 --> 03:02:37,640 Oh, my God. 4294 03:02:39,560 --> 03:02:40,160 Sorry, Tommy. 4295 03:02:40,160 --> 03:02:42,200 I just had to force feed you some porridge there. 4296 03:02:43,120 --> 03:02:45,120 Because I didn't want you to call me galmouth. 4297 03:02:46,940 --> 03:02:49,900 I bet that's what a lot of people think you are anyway. 4298 03:02:51,600 --> 03:02:52,000 Tommy. 4299 03:02:53,480 --> 03:02:55,340 I'm the professional one out the two of us. 4300 03:02:55,400 --> 03:02:58,060 If there's anyone who's the galmouth, it's you. 4301 03:03:00,280 --> 03:03:03,780 If you're still watching Sky Sports, and I know you are. 4302 03:03:03,980 --> 03:03:05,640 Because you know a good thing when you see it. 4303 03:03:06,500 --> 03:03:07,860 Myself and Tommy are free tomorrow. 4304 03:03:09,180 --> 03:03:10,960 As I said, we'll come over. 4305 03:03:11,140 --> 03:03:11,740 We'll come over. 4306 03:03:11,860 --> 03:03:12,640 Give us ten minutes. 4307 03:03:12,880 --> 03:03:13,780 Let us have at it. 4308 03:03:14,740 --> 03:03:16,260 Give us ten minutes in a studio. 4309 03:03:16,940 --> 03:03:19,220 Let us show you the magic in front of your eyes. 4310 03:03:20,180 --> 03:03:21,020 You're easily... 4311 03:03:21,020 --> 03:03:24,420 You're easily pleased now at home sitting on the YouTube. 4312 03:03:25,720 --> 03:03:27,860 Open the feckin' studio up again, boys. 4313 03:03:28,000 --> 03:03:28,680 Feck the COVID. 4314 03:03:28,900 --> 03:03:29,820 Bring me and Tommy in. 4315 03:03:30,180 --> 03:03:30,820 Ten minutes. 4316 03:03:31,360 --> 03:03:34,600 We'll fuckin' knock your socks off with some of the stuff we can come up with. 4317 03:03:35,020 --> 03:03:35,460 Porridge. 4318 03:03:36,100 --> 03:03:36,460 Analysis. 4319 03:03:37,120 --> 03:03:37,460 Chat. 4320 03:03:41,680 --> 03:03:44,240 You lumped... 4321 03:03:44,240 --> 03:03:45,960 You lumped that porridge into me fast. 4322 03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:48,920 And I'm gonna give you the last bit of porridge, Tommy. 4323 03:03:49,420 --> 03:03:51,020 Because it's all that you deserve. 4324 03:03:52,040 --> 03:03:53,540 You mad old bastard. 4325 03:03:55,460 --> 03:03:58,620 There. 4326 03:04:00,620 --> 03:04:02,440 Stick that up your porridge bowl. 4327 03:04:03,060 --> 03:04:04,080 And chomp on it. 4328 03:04:06,960 --> 03:04:08,120 Thank you very much, Franz. 4329 03:04:08,120 --> 03:04:08,740 It's very nice. 4330 03:04:09,540 --> 03:04:10,100 No problem. 4331 03:04:10,100 --> 03:04:12,080 We're tonggul. 4332 03:04:12,080 --> 03:04:36,080 *Sigh* 4333 03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:38,080 *Sigh* 4334 03:04:38,080 --> 03:04:48,080 *Sigh* 4335 03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:52,080 Welcome back guys to the Isles of FIFA World Cup here. 4336 03:04:52,080 --> 03:04:56,080 That was indeed the quarter-final, not the semi-final. 4337 03:04:56,080 --> 03:05:04,080 Very embarrassing for the two commentators who referred to the game as the semi-final for the entirety and duration of the game. 4338 03:05:04,080 --> 03:05:10,080 Apologies as well to the whole of the nation thinking we were into the final. 4339 03:05:10,080 --> 03:05:12,080 That's actually two games away right now. 4340 03:05:12,080 --> 03:05:18,080 At the moment, let's have a look and see who we're up against. 4341 03:05:18,080 --> 03:05:20,080 Chile got bet by the Austrians. 4342 03:05:20,080 --> 03:05:24,080 So they're gonna be squaring off against the Belgians in one semi. 4343 03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:26,080 And the other semi... 4344 03:05:26,080 --> 03:05:28,080 Spain! 4345 03:05:28,080 --> 03:05:30,080 Versus Ireland. 4346 03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:32,080 It's insane! 4347 03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:34,080 I was saying this the other day. 4348 03:05:34,080 --> 03:05:36,080 To Roro the robot. 4349 03:05:36,080 --> 03:05:40,080 And everyone down at Showbiz.ie. 4350 03:05:40,080 --> 03:05:42,080 It's still going strong. 4351 03:05:42,080 --> 03:05:46,080 Big, big thanks to DJ Sigs. 4352 03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:50,080 Thank you very much DJ Sigs. 4353 03:05:50,080 --> 03:05:53,080 And Rod Little as well. 4354 03:05:53,080 --> 03:05:55,080 Thanks so much to Rod Little. 4355 03:05:55,080 --> 03:05:58,080 And I hope you're getting on well everyone. 4356 03:05:58,080 --> 03:06:00,080 And Bobby not up the bar. 4357 03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:04,080 Great bar that you're up, Bobby, that you're not up. 4358 03:06:04,080 --> 03:06:07,080 But yeah, Ireland versus Spain. 4359 03:06:07,080 --> 03:06:10,080 You know, they had a great team there a few years ago. 4360 03:06:10,080 --> 03:06:12,080 You had your Iniesta, your Xavi. 4361 03:06:12,080 --> 03:06:16,080 You had your Fernando Torres. 4362 03:06:16,080 --> 03:06:18,080 You had your Carlos Puyol. 4363 03:06:18,080 --> 03:06:20,080 You had everyone. 4364 03:06:20,080 --> 03:06:21,080 Cesc, Fabregas. 4365 03:06:21,080 --> 03:06:23,080 Pedro on the bench. 4366 03:06:23,080 --> 03:06:26,080 Where's it all gone? 4367 03:06:26,080 --> 03:06:32,080 Hopefully they've managed to come up with the goods because we're on fire at the moment. 4368 03:06:32,080 --> 03:06:34,080 Ireland are on fire. 4369 03:06:34,080 --> 03:06:37,080 The Celtic flaming tiger. 4370 03:06:37,080 --> 03:06:40,080 It's a big tiger which is green and it's on fire. 4371 03:06:40,080 --> 03:06:42,080 Imagine that attacking you. 4372 03:06:42,080 --> 03:06:43,080 Yeah, it doesn't bear thinking about. 4373 03:06:43,080 --> 03:06:46,080 But I'd say what is for more. 4374 03:06:46,080 --> 03:06:47,080 Soccer ball. 4375 03:06:47,080 --> 03:06:48,080 That's very much. 4376 03:06:48,080 --> 03:06:49,080 Vatongan. 4377 03:06:49,080 --> 03:06:50,080 Vatongan. 4378 03:06:50,080 --> 03:06:51,080 Vatongan. 4379 03:06:51,080 --> 03:06:52,080 Vatongan. 4380 03:06:52,080 --> 03:06:53,080 Vatongan. 4381 03:06:53,080 --> 03:06:55,080 Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball. 4382 03:06:55,080 --> 03:06:57,080 Today the numbers are 5, 6. 4383 03:06:59,080 --> 03:07:03,080 And Lewis Hamilton slides centrally into the Mercedes pitch shack there for compound ball. 4384 03:07:03,080 --> 03:07:06,080 Four compound brothers do their worst to his rims. 4385 03:07:06,080 --> 03:07:09,080 And then he drives away coolly like a slick rich dick. 4386 03:07:09,080 --> 03:07:11,080 A talisman to those who don't know him. 4387 03:07:11,080 --> 03:07:13,080 A mediocre crack to those who do. 4388 03:07:13,080 --> 03:07:19,080 Slap 36 in Carlos Science is getting gaslighted by Pierre Gasly and the Recta Principale. 4389 03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:21,080 As the curve burglary into turn one. 4390 03:07:21,080 --> 03:07:23,080 Hustling and harrying here wheel to wheel. 4391 03:07:23,080 --> 03:07:28,080 Slinking smoothly like harsh carbon arrows in the liquid night of our father. 4392 03:07:28,080 --> 03:07:31,080 Out of turn three they go now like two jet fueled beasts. 4393 03:07:31,080 --> 03:07:32,080 Sled out of their cage. 4394 03:07:32,080 --> 03:07:34,080 Ready to fly fuck or die. 4395 03:07:34,080 --> 03:07:35,080 Die. 4396 03:07:35,080 --> 03:07:36,080 Die. 4397 03:07:36,080 --> 03:07:37,080 Die. 4398 03:07:37,080 --> 03:07:38,080 Die. 4399 03:07:38,080 --> 03:07:39,080 Die. 4400 03:07:39,080 --> 03:07:40,080 Die. 4401 03:07:40,080 --> 03:07:45,080 I've never seen the cars go round the track. 4402 03:07:45,080 --> 03:07:54,080 As fast as they've done today it's mad. 4403 03:07:54,080 --> 03:07:59,080 Don't even know what speed 7 is doing. 4404 03:07:59,080 --> 03:08:03,080 Out with his friends running with some balloons. 4405 03:08:03,080 --> 03:08:08,080 They want to slap them on the end of his poles and tight. 4406 03:08:08,080 --> 03:08:13,080 Under Jack lifter into the night. 4407 03:08:13,080 --> 03:08:14,080 Under. 4408 03:08:14,080 --> 03:08:15,080 We'll hear his. 4409 03:08:27,080 --> 03:08:28,080 How's it going? 4410 03:08:28,080 --> 03:08:31,080 Look we were just in Cologne for a few weeks. 4411 03:08:31,080 --> 03:08:33,080 Nothing. 4412 03:08:33,080 --> 03:08:34,080 Nothing bad going on. 4413 03:08:34,080 --> 03:08:37,080 Just we needed to get away for a while you know. 4414 03:08:37,080 --> 03:08:39,080 Just while all this blows over. 4415 03:08:41,080 --> 03:08:44,080 We took a trip to the art gallery the other day. 4416 03:08:46,080 --> 03:08:48,080 I saw something which made me think of you. 4417 03:08:49,080 --> 03:08:52,080 Surrealist painting by Dada Jinx. 4418 03:08:53,080 --> 03:08:56,080 A real brain cloud of a canvas piece. 4419 03:08:57,080 --> 03:09:02,080 My mind feels like it's been sharpened by the pumice of culture. 4420 03:09:02,080 --> 03:09:06,080 I'm great because I know about this stuff. 4421 03:09:06,080 --> 03:09:08,080 Art is what keeps us alive. 4422 03:09:08,080 --> 03:09:09,080 It's what moves us. 4423 03:09:09,080 --> 03:09:10,080 What shapes us. 4424 03:09:10,080 --> 03:09:14,080 We're just here for a few days until things die down okay. 4425 03:09:14,080 --> 03:09:15,080 It's gonna be alright. 4426 03:09:15,080 --> 03:09:15,080 Bushworld by Kevin Costner. 4427 03:09:15,080 --> 03:09:16,080 It spreads its light across the world. 4428 03:09:16,080 --> 03:09:29,080 In places where light has never reached before. 4429 03:09:29,080 --> 03:09:30,080 Some of it can be rubbish. 4430 03:09:31,080 --> 03:09:33,080 Pablo Piccarz. 4431 03:09:33,080 --> 03:09:34,080 Funny family. 4432 03:09:34,080 --> 03:09:36,080 Sponsored by Berghaus. 4433 03:09:36,080 --> 03:09:39,080 Get up to 20% off by using the code word. 4434 03:09:40,080 --> 03:09:41,080 Cons house. 4435 03:09:41,080 --> 03:09:44,080 David Schwimmer's sister by Ross from friends. 4436 03:09:44,080 --> 03:09:47,080 Raphael Donatello Leotardo. 4437 03:09:47,080 --> 03:09:51,080 Jackson Pollock's 7x12 spray lounge. 4438 03:09:52,080 --> 03:09:55,080 In a world sometimes seemingly bereft of meaning. 4439 03:09:56,080 --> 03:09:58,080 Blackboard Bumble by Gay Darcy. 4440 03:09:58,080 --> 03:10:00,080 We can find solace. 4441 03:10:00,080 --> 03:10:05,080 Unkempt Studio by Karl Hines Funk Blaster. 4442 03:10:06,080 --> 03:10:07,080 A real roomy messer. 4443 03:10:08,080 --> 03:10:09,080 A real length. 4444 03:10:09,080 --> 03:10:10,080 Tenderness. 4445 03:10:11,080 --> 03:10:12,080 What's the point? 4446 03:10:12,080 --> 03:10:14,080 Mac OSX Snow Leopard. 4447 03:10:15,080 --> 03:10:16,080 By Vasily Kandinsky. 4448 03:10:17,080 --> 03:10:21,080 Each prisoner should be fed, watered and kept in a nice little room. 4449 03:10:22,080 --> 03:10:23,080 Scour Pads. 4450 03:10:23,080 --> 03:10:25,080 By Billy Brillo Sticks. 4451 03:10:25,080 --> 03:10:28,080 Just completely changed the landscape. 4452 03:10:28,080 --> 03:10:30,080 And finally, sliced pan. 4453 03:10:30,080 --> 03:10:33,080 By none other than Pat the Baker. 4454 03:10:34,080 --> 03:10:37,080 Part of the yeast movement of 1916. 4455 03:10:37,080 --> 03:10:40,080 Exhibited during the Easter Rising. 4456 03:10:40,080 --> 03:10:42,080 For maximum footfall. 4457 03:10:42,080 --> 03:10:43,080 So don't be a dick. 4458 03:10:43,080 --> 03:10:45,080 Support the arts. 4459 03:11:03,080 --> 03:11:04,080 Welcome back to the football. 4460 03:11:04,080 --> 03:11:06,080 It's a World Cup semi-final. 4461 03:11:06,080 --> 03:11:07,080 I'm really sorry guys. 4462 03:11:07,080 --> 03:11:09,080 We thought the last game was the semi. 4463 03:11:09,080 --> 03:11:10,080 It was indeed the quarters. 4464 03:11:10,080 --> 03:11:12,080 We managed to vanquish the Argentinian boys. 4465 03:11:12,080 --> 03:11:20,080 But it's the Spanish flamenco lads that are going to try and do a bit of jigging and dancing around our side of the garden. 4466 03:11:21,080 --> 03:11:24,080 As Glenn Whelan tries his own little magic book. 4467 03:11:25,080 --> 03:11:26,080 The Spanish boys. 4468 03:11:26,080 --> 03:11:27,080 And it's Keogh. 4469 03:11:27,080 --> 03:11:28,080 And it's Keogh. 4470 03:11:28,080 --> 03:11:29,080 Rolls the balloon out to Stevens. 4471 03:11:29,080 --> 03:11:30,080 Stevens. 4472 03:11:30,080 --> 03:11:31,080 Out to Sol. 4473 03:11:31,080 --> 03:11:32,080 Sol Bello. 4474 03:11:32,080 --> 03:11:35,080 Trying to find another literary giant in the middle of the pitch. 4475 03:11:35,080 --> 03:11:36,080 He's found Hurrahan. 4476 03:11:36,080 --> 03:11:37,080 Hurrahan. 4477 03:11:37,080 --> 03:11:38,080 Does a little twisty-turny yoke. 4478 03:11:38,080 --> 03:11:39,080 Gives it to Stevens. 4479 03:11:39,080 --> 03:11:41,080 And he wants McLean to run. 4480 03:11:41,080 --> 03:11:45,080 Indeed, McLean is running, but he's not faster enough to get past Aspa Laqueta. 4481 03:11:45,080 --> 03:11:47,080 And that's just not going to happen at all tonight. 4482 03:11:47,080 --> 03:11:52,080 So, I mean, they're going to have to try and figure some way of unlocking this defense, Tommy Schlug. 4483 03:11:53,080 --> 03:11:54,080 Indeed. 4484 03:11:55,080 --> 03:11:59,080 The boys don't have the pace that the Spanish lads have. 4485 03:12:00,080 --> 03:12:02,080 Just, that's just the end of the story. 4486 03:12:02,080 --> 03:12:05,080 Like, there's no way that these boys are going to be able to outpace them. 4487 03:12:06,080 --> 03:12:10,080 But we've got a little bit of weight on our side. 4488 03:12:10,080 --> 03:12:11,080 You know, we're bigger. 4489 03:12:11,080 --> 03:12:16,080 I think they're bigger fellas in the Irish jerseys than the Spanish lads. 4490 03:12:17,080 --> 03:12:19,080 They can be big as well, you know. 4491 03:12:19,080 --> 03:12:21,080 They eat a lot of cured meat. 4492 03:12:21,080 --> 03:12:23,080 They've got that backing them up, that behind them. 4493 03:12:23,080 --> 03:12:24,080 That's going to stand to them. 4494 03:12:24,080 --> 03:12:25,080 The chorizo. 4495 03:12:25,080 --> 03:12:26,080 The Spanish ham. 4496 03:12:26,080 --> 03:12:28,080 All that shite. 4497 03:12:28,080 --> 03:12:30,080 It's going to stand to them. 4498 03:12:30,080 --> 03:12:31,080 And what about us? 4499 03:12:32,080 --> 03:12:33,080 Black pudding. 4500 03:12:33,080 --> 03:12:34,080 White pudding. 4501 03:12:34,080 --> 03:12:35,080 Rashers. 4502 03:12:36,080 --> 03:12:38,080 It's a match made in heaven. 4503 03:12:38,080 --> 03:12:40,080 And it's the fire you need in your belly. 4504 03:12:40,080 --> 03:12:44,080 Hopefully these lads have gone to town on the black pud. 4505 03:12:44,080 --> 03:12:48,080 Before heading out onto the field of play. 4506 03:12:48,080 --> 03:12:51,080 It looks like they're confidently playing with the balloon. 4507 03:12:51,080 --> 03:12:53,080 Which is a real nice sign. 4508 03:12:53,080 --> 03:12:55,080 You don't want to see any signs of scaredyness. 4509 03:12:55,080 --> 03:12:57,080 As Hendrik now. 4510 03:12:57,080 --> 03:12:59,080 Lofts the balloon into the center. 4511 03:12:59,080 --> 03:13:01,080 Goes by his man, McGoldrick. 4512 03:13:01,080 --> 03:13:04,080 And, uh, blashed it away by the Spanish. 4513 03:13:04,080 --> 03:13:05,080 The Spanish now. 4514 03:13:05,080 --> 03:13:07,080 Looking to try and punish Ireland. 4515 03:13:07,080 --> 03:13:10,080 But there's nobody with your man, Marata, up front. 4516 03:13:10,080 --> 03:13:11,080 Marata takes a fast ball. 4517 03:13:11,080 --> 03:13:12,080 He's giving it out to... 4518 03:13:12,080 --> 03:13:13,080 Saul. 4519 03:13:14,080 --> 03:13:15,080 Saul has it now. 4520 03:13:15,080 --> 03:13:17,080 A backwards header to Aspelicueta. 4521 03:13:17,080 --> 03:13:18,080 Aspelicueta. 4522 03:13:19,080 --> 03:13:21,080 Gives it back to Saul or Suso. 4523 03:13:22,080 --> 03:13:24,080 But it's a so-so ball out to the middle. 4524 03:13:24,080 --> 03:13:28,080 And it's swept up diligently and amazingly by the Irish. 4525 03:13:28,080 --> 03:13:29,080 Free kick. 4526 03:13:29,080 --> 03:13:30,080 Referee blows the magic whistle. 4527 03:13:30,080 --> 03:13:33,080 And, uh, Koke is dispossessed by Whelan. 4528 03:13:33,080 --> 03:13:36,080 But he manages to give Whelan what for and get the ball back. 4529 03:13:36,080 --> 03:13:39,080 And he's managed to really do well actually. 4530 03:13:39,080 --> 03:13:40,080 Koke. 4531 03:13:40,080 --> 03:13:41,080 Koke. 4532 03:13:41,080 --> 03:13:44,080 And that was a shot there from Saul. 4533 03:13:44,080 --> 03:13:46,080 Great shot by Saul. 4534 03:13:48,080 --> 03:13:49,080 It wasn't that good really. 4535 03:13:49,080 --> 03:13:52,080 Chai-chai actually when you think about it. 4536 03:13:53,080 --> 03:13:54,080 Why did you say it was good? 4537 03:13:54,080 --> 03:13:55,080 Or great? 4538 03:13:58,080 --> 03:13:59,080 I don't know. 4539 03:13:59,080 --> 03:14:01,080 I mean, it's that kind of indecision, Tommy. 4540 03:14:01,080 --> 03:14:06,080 Which is making us look really shit to anyone who is, you know, 4541 03:14:06,080 --> 03:14:09,080 looking for a co-commentary team for their football, 4542 03:14:09,080 --> 03:14:11,080 for their broadcasting service. 4543 03:14:11,080 --> 03:14:13,080 I'm doing my best at the moment, you know. 4544 03:14:13,080 --> 03:14:16,080 You kind of, if it's wrong, if I say wrong stuff, just go with it. 4545 03:14:17,080 --> 03:14:19,080 That's a recipe for disaster, Tom. 4546 03:14:19,080 --> 03:14:23,080 As, uh, Ireland look to try and make a disaster of their opposition. 4547 03:14:23,080 --> 03:14:27,080 We have Jimmy McLean, Hurrahan, and Enda Stevens. 4548 03:14:27,080 --> 03:14:28,080 All in the mix-up. 4549 03:14:29,080 --> 03:14:30,080 Trials and tribulations. 4550 03:14:30,080 --> 03:14:34,080 Force play back out to our defensive line with, uh, Coleman receiving the sweep 4551 03:14:34,080 --> 03:14:36,080 at the side of the pitch, and it's Brady now. 4552 03:14:36,080 --> 03:14:38,080 Brady's got men looking for balls. 4553 03:14:39,080 --> 03:14:42,080 Indeed, he gives one of them, he gives the ball to one of them, and it's Hendrik. 4554 03:14:43,080 --> 03:14:49,080 And he's, the ball ran out nearly for a corner, and the Spanish managed to dispatch a safe ball out to the middle mix-up. 4555 03:14:50,080 --> 03:14:51,080 McGoldrick's looking dangerous. 4556 03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:54,080 He feeds the ball through the ball-feeding unit to Brady. 4557 03:14:54,080 --> 03:14:57,080 Brady with some kind of trick that doesn't belong here. 4558 03:14:57,080 --> 03:15:01,080 You need to try that shit on the beach, or in the house. 4559 03:15:01,080 --> 03:15:03,080 But don't be trying it in the World Cup semi-final. 4560 03:15:03,080 --> 03:15:05,080 Now, Hendrik, can he get a hold of it? 4561 03:15:05,080 --> 03:15:06,080 He has. 4562 03:15:06,080 --> 03:15:07,080 He gives it to McGoldrick. 4563 03:15:07,080 --> 03:15:08,080 One, two. 4564 03:15:08,080 --> 03:15:09,080 Maybe. 4565 03:15:09,080 --> 03:15:10,080 It's on. 4566 03:15:10,080 --> 03:15:11,080 No, it's not. 4567 03:15:11,080 --> 03:15:13,080 Can't feed the ball through the mixing unit to find Hendrik. 4568 03:15:13,080 --> 03:15:16,080 And the Spanish have picked up that Spanish bitter ball. 4569 03:15:16,080 --> 03:15:18,080 Andale, Andale. 4570 03:15:18,080 --> 03:15:19,080 Andale, Andale. 4571 03:15:19,080 --> 03:15:21,080 And all that shite. 4572 03:15:21,080 --> 03:15:24,080 And it's, Murata gives it back to some other lad, Koke. 4573 03:15:24,080 --> 03:15:31,080 But he's coked out of it by, by, by, by Dweelin, who managed to dweel the ball off of him. 4574 03:15:31,080 --> 03:15:37,080 And it looks as though, Koke, Saul is back on it, and he's bellowing for the ref to give him a bit of a Saul bellow ball. 4575 03:15:37,080 --> 03:15:40,080 Bellow ball now, being played by the Spanish. 4576 03:15:40,080 --> 03:15:43,080 Not something we wanted to see, was it, Tom? 4577 03:15:43,080 --> 03:15:49,080 Well, of all the balls, Blash ball, blank ball, bellow ball was not what we wanted. 4578 03:15:49,080 --> 03:15:52,080 Randolph having to make a bellow save there. 4579 03:15:52,080 --> 03:15:55,080 Randolph the red hand reindeer. 4580 03:15:55,080 --> 03:16:01,080 He's not a reindeer, and he has no links to any loyalism or paramilitary groups. 4581 03:16:01,080 --> 03:16:12,080 I have to keep clarifying that, because we did come into, come a cropper yesterday when we said he defended well and that he was a red, Randolph the red hand defender. 4582 03:16:12,080 --> 03:16:15,080 It just doesn't make sense, because he does not have red hands. 4583 03:16:15,080 --> 03:16:17,080 They are latex gloves. 4584 03:16:17,080 --> 03:16:18,080 He's not a reindeer. 4585 03:16:18,080 --> 03:16:19,080 He is a man. 4586 03:16:19,080 --> 03:16:22,080 He's not into loyalism. 4587 03:16:22,080 --> 03:16:32,080 He is, you know, I don't even know his politics, but Ireland are looking strong on the ball, and it's a blaster against the fucking hands of the Spanish lads. 4588 03:16:32,080 --> 03:16:35,080 And the Spanish lads' hands are stung. 4589 03:16:35,080 --> 03:16:38,080 That was a real nasty bit of play, wasn't it, Thomas? 4590 03:16:38,080 --> 03:16:40,080 So nasty. 4591 03:16:40,080 --> 03:16:41,080 Very nasty. 4592 03:16:41,080 --> 03:16:43,080 You'd wanna watch out. 4593 03:16:43,080 --> 03:16:48,080 You would wanna watch out, Spain, 'cause we're coming for you, and we're in the prime of our lives. 4594 03:16:48,080 --> 03:16:49,080 Look at this. 4595 03:16:49,080 --> 03:16:50,080 Hurrahan. 4596 03:16:50,080 --> 03:16:51,080 Tries to find McGoldrick. 4597 03:16:51,080 --> 03:16:53,080 McGoldrick, can he get onto the end of it? 4598 03:16:53,080 --> 03:16:54,080 Oh! 4599 03:16:54,080 --> 03:16:57,080 Shushed into the side of the cabbage patch. 4600 03:16:59,080 --> 03:17:02,080 Really, really well to get onto the end of that. 4601 03:17:04,080 --> 03:17:07,080 In fact, great ball by Hurrahan. 4602 03:17:07,080 --> 03:17:09,080 To be honest, I've read that through. 4603 03:17:09,080 --> 03:17:14,080 I think it might have been Sergio Ramos, who couldn't handle it. 4604 03:17:14,080 --> 03:17:15,080 Sergio Ramos. 4605 03:17:19,080 --> 03:17:20,080 That's him, yep. 4606 03:17:20,080 --> 03:17:22,080 Sergio Ramos. 4607 03:17:23,080 --> 03:17:25,080 Referee, with Cleon de Spain. 4608 03:17:27,080 --> 03:17:28,080 Spain. 4609 03:17:28,080 --> 03:17:30,080 Trying to inflict a bit of damage now. 4610 03:17:30,080 --> 03:17:31,080 Maratta! 4611 03:17:31,080 --> 03:17:32,080 Uh-oh. 4612 03:17:32,080 --> 03:17:33,080 Jesus Christ! 4613 03:17:33,080 --> 03:17:36,080 Whipper, Cracker, Jacker, Lula, right off the post for Maratta. 4614 03:17:36,080 --> 03:17:38,080 The last play of the game of this half. 4615 03:17:39,080 --> 03:17:40,080 Randolph was bet. 4616 03:17:41,080 --> 03:17:43,080 No red hand in that, anyway. 4617 03:17:45,080 --> 03:17:53,080 He would've been Randolph the red-faced reindeer, had he actually let that in, and if he was a reindeer that had hands. 4618 03:17:54,080 --> 03:18:00,080 I think we might as well just say sayonara to that kind of reindeer chat. 4619 03:18:00,080 --> 03:18:02,080 I'm sure he's had it all his life, Randolph. 4620 03:18:02,080 --> 03:18:03,080 Randolph. 4621 03:18:03,080 --> 03:18:04,080 Let's just focus on his gameplay. 4622 03:18:04,080 --> 03:18:06,080 We should indeed, Tom. 4623 03:18:06,080 --> 03:18:09,080 You're the voice of reason, and God bless your soul. 4624 03:18:10,080 --> 03:18:15,080 Come let's kill, come let's kill, come let's kill. 4625 03:18:15,080 --> 03:18:16,080 Robbie Brady. 4626 03:18:16,080 --> 03:18:18,080 Come let's kill, come let's kill. 4627 03:18:18,080 --> 03:18:19,080 Robbie Brady. 4628 03:18:19,080 --> 03:18:21,080 With a lovely little shady ball to Whelan. 4629 03:18:21,080 --> 03:18:26,080 And Whelan, he's not great at shnickin' the man. He's scored one this tournament. 4630 03:18:26,080 --> 03:18:28,080 And that was David DeGaia. 4631 03:18:28,080 --> 03:18:30,080 Jesus Christ. 4632 03:18:32,080 --> 03:18:35,080 David DeGaia does a lot of good work for United. 4633 03:18:36,080 --> 03:18:37,080 Making saves. 4634 03:18:38,080 --> 03:18:40,080 And he's doing it tonight for Spain. 4635 03:18:40,080 --> 03:18:42,080 This guy looks really dangerous. 4636 03:18:42,080 --> 03:18:43,080 Marata. 4637 03:18:43,080 --> 03:18:46,080 That's the cracker jacker right there. 4638 03:18:46,080 --> 03:18:49,080 And I mean there's one highlight that they haven't chosen for the selection. 4639 03:18:49,080 --> 03:18:51,080 It's a lovely stadium by the way. 4640 03:18:51,080 --> 03:18:54,080 They haven't chose the highlight of him. 4641 03:18:54,080 --> 03:18:56,080 He had another shot there earlier on, Tom. 4642 03:18:56,080 --> 03:18:58,080 Yeah, it was dangerous. 4643 03:18:58,080 --> 03:19:00,080 Yeah, it was dangerous, man. 4644 03:19:01,080 --> 03:19:03,080 Can't afford to give him time on the ball at all. 4645 03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:06,080 He's gonna absolutely arsehole us if he does have that kind of time, you know. 4646 03:19:08,080 --> 03:19:10,080 Truer words have never been spoken. 4647 03:19:11,080 --> 03:19:13,080 Let's get this second half underway now. 4648 03:19:14,080 --> 03:19:16,080 Second half of the semi-final of the World Cup, guys. 4649 03:19:16,080 --> 03:19:20,080 Sorry, we were all led into believing that we actually have won that in the last game. 4650 03:19:21,080 --> 03:19:22,080 It was a mistake. 4651 03:19:23,080 --> 03:19:25,080 Time does pass by. 4652 03:19:25,080 --> 03:19:28,080 A bit faster than usual. 4653 03:19:28,080 --> 03:19:30,080 I mean, the last few tournaments now, 4654 03:19:30,080 --> 03:19:34,080 it's actually taken us to about four hour mark of the gameplay 4655 03:19:34,080 --> 03:19:36,080 to actually reach the semi-finals. 4656 03:19:36,080 --> 03:19:38,080 Yeah, we seem to be getting there faster. 4657 03:19:39,080 --> 03:19:40,080 I think it's just down to the... 4658 03:19:41,080 --> 03:19:42,080 We're getting more fluid-like, you know. 4659 03:19:42,080 --> 03:19:44,080 And that's what Sky need to see. 4660 03:19:44,080 --> 03:19:45,080 Look at this! Hendrik now! 4661 03:19:46,080 --> 03:19:47,080 Sky Sports! 4662 03:19:48,080 --> 03:19:49,080 Oh my Christ alive! 4663 03:19:50,080 --> 03:19:52,080 You can't take the Lord's name in vain. 4664 03:19:53,080 --> 03:19:54,080 Oh my God. 4665 03:19:54,080 --> 03:19:55,080 God. 4666 03:19:55,080 --> 03:19:56,080 You just did it again. 4667 03:19:56,080 --> 03:19:57,080 Yeah, but God isn't the Lord. 4668 03:19:57,080 --> 03:19:58,080 God is God! 4669 03:19:59,080 --> 03:20:00,080 Okay. 4670 03:20:00,080 --> 03:20:02,080 We've been stalled here by the referees. 4671 03:20:03,080 --> 03:20:04,080 Magic whistle is being peeped. 4672 03:20:05,080 --> 03:20:09,080 We're going to be the victims of a free kick at the behest of Spain. 4673 03:20:10,080 --> 03:20:10,080 Don't worry though. 4674 03:20:10,080 --> 03:20:12,080 The balloon is very far in their territory. 4675 03:20:13,080 --> 03:20:20,080 Needless to say, that means nothing to us as we must, must, must try to get that first salvo in. 4676 03:20:20,080 --> 03:20:23,080 And here's Mergoldrick now looking to do a bit of salvo work. 4677 03:20:23,080 --> 03:20:24,080 Subcontracting. 4678 03:20:24,080 --> 03:20:25,080 Out in Spain. 4679 03:20:25,080 --> 03:20:26,080 He gives it to McLean. 4680 03:20:26,080 --> 03:20:27,080 Tries to look lean. 4681 03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:28,080 To Glen Whelan. 4682 03:20:28,080 --> 03:20:31,080 Oh, it's a fucking true ball to Hurrahan. 4683 03:20:31,080 --> 03:20:37,080 He had Whelan out on the side that was on and he chose to go with the man who was offside. 4684 03:20:37,080 --> 03:20:38,080 Can you believe it, Tom? 4685 03:20:39,080 --> 03:20:40,080 I can't believe it. 4686 03:20:41,080 --> 03:20:44,080 And I just hope it doesn't fall to Hurra. 4687 03:20:44,080 --> 03:20:45,080 I really don't. 4688 03:20:45,080 --> 03:20:47,080 We need this final. 4689 03:20:47,080 --> 03:20:48,080 I need this final. 4690 03:20:49,080 --> 03:20:50,080 Ireland need to win the World Cup. 4691 03:20:51,080 --> 03:20:52,080 It's as simple as that, lads. 4692 03:20:54,080 --> 03:20:56,080 Get the hell out of our space. 4693 03:20:58,080 --> 03:20:59,080 Lovely stuff. 4694 03:21:00,080 --> 03:21:02,080 McGoldrick lays the ball off to McLean. 4695 03:21:02,080 --> 03:21:03,080 McLean can do a little throughsy here. 4696 03:21:04,080 --> 03:21:05,080 He can, he can. 4697 03:21:05,080 --> 03:21:06,080 And McGoldrick's still gone. 4698 03:21:06,080 --> 03:21:07,080 Referee, come on. 4699 03:21:08,080 --> 03:21:09,080 For God's sake. 4700 03:21:10,080 --> 03:21:12,080 We're being thrown around the pitch. 4701 03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:13,080 Jesus Christ! 4702 03:21:16,080 --> 03:21:17,080 Sorry about that, guys. 4703 03:21:18,080 --> 03:21:22,080 I should apologize on behalf of Francis Higgins for taking the Lord's name in vain. 4704 03:21:23,080 --> 03:21:25,080 I'd like to apologize myself. 4705 03:21:26,080 --> 03:21:29,080 Basically because I think it means more if it comes from me. 4706 03:21:29,080 --> 03:21:30,080 Lookit. 4707 03:21:30,080 --> 03:21:35,080 When you are managing the Irish squad and you're in the semi-finals 4708 03:21:35,080 --> 03:21:39,080 and Morata lets off a whip, schnapper, cracker, jacker, lular that 4709 03:21:39,080 --> 03:21:42,080 tips the top of the tip of the crossbar. 4710 03:21:43,080 --> 03:21:45,080 Then I'd like to see how you handle that. 4711 03:21:45,080 --> 03:21:46,080 Saul. 4712 03:21:46,080 --> 03:21:48,080 Lofting floating through ball to Morata. 4713 03:21:48,080 --> 03:21:49,080 Doesn't find him. 4714 03:21:49,080 --> 03:21:51,080 McLean picks it up on the wing. 4715 03:21:51,080 --> 03:21:52,080 And it's McLean now. 4716 03:21:52,080 --> 03:21:53,080 Ready to go again, Ireland. 4717 03:21:53,080 --> 03:21:54,080 Building up nicely. 4718 03:21:55,080 --> 03:21:56,080 Gives it to McGoldrick on the wing. 4719 03:21:56,080 --> 03:21:58,080 Different kind of place for him. 4720 03:21:58,080 --> 03:21:59,080 Doesn't usually go out there. 4721 03:21:59,080 --> 03:22:01,080 But he's out there for the weekend anyway. 4722 03:22:01,080 --> 03:22:03,080 Doing a bit of craft work. 4723 03:22:03,080 --> 03:22:04,080 Look at this! 4724 03:22:04,080 --> 03:22:05,080 Hendrik! 4725 03:22:06,080 --> 03:22:07,080 Danger ball. 4726 03:22:07,080 --> 03:22:09,080 Swept up by the Espaniards. 4727 03:22:09,080 --> 03:22:10,080 Espanolus. 4728 03:22:11,080 --> 03:22:12,080 They know how to play the game. 4729 03:22:12,080 --> 03:22:13,080 They've played it for a long time. 4730 03:22:13,080 --> 03:22:15,080 They've won World Cups and European Championships. 4731 03:22:15,080 --> 03:22:17,080 And they've met their match tonight. 4732 03:22:17,080 --> 03:22:19,080 As Coleman gets a little ball in. 4733 03:22:19,080 --> 03:22:22,080 And it looks as though it's going to go into the side hatch of the onion sack. 4734 03:22:23,080 --> 03:22:24,080 And it's Hurrahan's head. 4735 03:22:25,080 --> 03:22:26,080 Head of a hurricane. 4736 03:22:27,080 --> 03:22:29,080 Thank you very much there to Ran Ran Roo. 4737 03:22:29,080 --> 03:22:31,080 For that tip that came up. 4738 03:22:31,080 --> 03:22:33,080 We never said anything. 4739 03:22:33,080 --> 03:22:35,080 Sometimes we're in the eye of the storm. 4740 03:22:35,080 --> 03:22:38,080 Sometimes the play is just too much to handle. 4741 03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:40,080 And we miss it. 4742 03:22:40,080 --> 03:22:43,080 But we will always, always, always make sure we get to you. 4743 03:22:44,080 --> 03:22:46,080 And do let us know if we don't. 4744 03:22:47,080 --> 03:22:48,080 Because... 4745 03:22:49,080 --> 03:22:51,080 It means a lot to us guys. 4746 03:22:52,080 --> 03:22:53,080 It certainly does. 4747 03:22:53,080 --> 03:22:57,080 As Spain are dispossessed now in this crucial part of the pitch. 4748 03:22:58,080 --> 03:23:00,080 Now Ireland have four men running forward. 4749 03:23:00,080 --> 03:23:01,080 Four men. 4750 03:23:01,080 --> 03:23:02,080 Looking to maraud here. 4751 03:23:02,080 --> 03:23:03,080 Maraud now. 4752 03:23:04,080 --> 03:23:05,080 Maraud! 4753 03:23:05,080 --> 03:23:06,080 Marauders! 4754 03:23:09,080 --> 03:23:10,080 Hurrahan. 4755 03:23:11,080 --> 03:23:12,080 Back again. 4756 03:23:13,080 --> 03:23:14,080 In the Renum again. 4757 03:23:15,080 --> 03:23:16,080 Hurrahan. 4758 03:23:17,080 --> 03:23:18,080 Free from desire. 4759 03:23:18,080 --> 03:23:19,080 That's the stuff. 4760 03:23:19,080 --> 03:23:20,080 That's the stuff. 4761 03:23:20,080 --> 03:23:21,080 That's the stuff. 4762 03:23:21,080 --> 03:23:22,080 That's the stuff. 4763 03:23:22,080 --> 03:23:23,080 That's the stuff. 4764 03:23:23,080 --> 03:23:24,080 That's the stuff. 4765 03:23:24,080 --> 03:23:25,080 That's the stuff. 4766 03:23:25,080 --> 03:23:26,080 That's the stuff. 4767 03:23:26,080 --> 03:23:27,080 That's the stuff. 4768 03:23:27,080 --> 03:23:28,080 That's the stuff. 4769 03:23:28,080 --> 03:23:29,080 Hold a kid. 4770 03:23:29,080 --> 03:23:30,080 Hold a hand. 4771 03:23:30,080 --> 03:23:31,080 That's the stuff. 4772 03:23:31,080 --> 03:23:32,080 Hold a hand. 4773 03:23:32,080 --> 03:23:33,080 Stick the bar in the back of the sack. 4774 03:23:33,080 --> 03:23:34,080 That's the stuff. 4775 03:23:34,080 --> 03:23:35,080 Hold a hand. 4776 03:23:35,080 --> 03:23:36,080 Stick the bar in the back of the sack. 4777 03:23:36,080 --> 03:23:37,080 That's the stuff. 4778 03:23:37,080 --> 03:23:38,080 Hold a hand. 4779 03:23:39,080 --> 03:23:51,740 I'll go on to the file again fuck the holiday let's book the holiday like fuck the cover get on the 4780 03:23:51,740 --> 03:23:59,280 plane get on the plane fuck the cover thanks Tommy for that lovely bit of free from desire sort of 4781 03:23:59,280 --> 03:24:07,220 stuff putting a bit of fire into the bush with that and making us all feel cozy at home cozy 4782 03:24:07,220 --> 03:24:15,980 glow coal I feel like a lovely little lump of cozy glow coal which is radiating an orange hot glow why 4783 03:24:15,980 --> 03:24:24,500 because I've just warmed myself up beside the fireplace of gold courtesy of your man for a hand 4784 03:24:24,500 --> 03:24:29,960 there look at this guy poor hand in the middle again can he do it must be he must be he does me 4785 03:24:29,960 --> 03:24:39,800 it's two nil to Ireland it's two nil to Ireland come on boys free from desire boys 4786 03:24:41,720 --> 03:24:49,340 come on the boys stick the ball in the back of the sack come on the boys green stick the boys in the back of the sack 4787 03:24:49,340 --> 03:24:59,660 come on lovely ball from Hendrick finds my gold Rick horror hand making runs 4788 03:25:01,100 --> 03:25:02,680 Horror Han is making runs. 4789 03:25:04,680 --> 03:25:06,560 Horror Han is making runs. 4790 03:25:08,400 --> 03:25:10,160 Horror Han is making runs. 4791 03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:11,960 Stick that ball in the back of the sack. 4792 03:25:12,960 --> 03:25:16,600 The Horror, Horror, Horror King Horror Han is in the back. 4793 03:25:16,720 --> 03:25:19,400 The Horror King Horror Han is in the back. 4794 03:25:19,660 --> 03:25:20,400 Back of the lads. 4795 03:25:21,640 --> 03:25:23,060 The referee has blowed. 4796 03:25:23,620 --> 03:25:27,540 The referee has given a big massive blow on his magic whistle. 4797 03:25:27,540 --> 03:25:33,520 And the pig and thistle have asked whether or not you can do a bit of cover work in the bar. 4798 03:25:34,800 --> 03:25:35,240 Undercover. 4799 03:25:35,740 --> 03:25:36,720 To cover a lad shift. 4800 03:25:36,940 --> 03:25:38,260 But the bar is open in undercover. 4801 03:25:38,900 --> 03:25:41,660 And it's over in Brighton. 4802 03:25:42,020 --> 03:25:44,660 And they want to know if you can go over to do that Tommy. 4803 03:25:45,560 --> 03:25:46,980 I'm not doing any bar work anymore. 4804 03:25:47,620 --> 03:25:48,500 I'm only supping. 4805 03:25:49,640 --> 03:25:51,240 I'm sure there'll pee you in pines Tom. 4806 03:25:51,860 --> 03:25:52,580 Where is it? 4807 03:25:53,240 --> 03:25:55,900 It says here in the message pig and thistle. 4808 03:25:56,640 --> 03:25:57,600 Over in Brighton. 4809 03:25:59,020 --> 03:25:59,400 Nah. 4810 03:26:00,120 --> 03:26:01,980 I lived over in London. 4811 03:26:02,460 --> 03:26:04,880 I was over in Brighton before doing a bit of work as well. 4812 03:26:05,480 --> 03:26:05,760 Never. 4813 03:26:06,260 --> 03:26:07,080 It's not my cup of tea. 4814 03:26:07,160 --> 03:26:07,600 I don't really. 4815 03:26:08,200 --> 03:26:09,040 I'm at home now. 4816 03:26:09,300 --> 03:26:10,920 Like you know my working days are behind me. 4817 03:26:11,660 --> 03:26:13,080 I'm just all about the slugging now. 4818 03:26:13,820 --> 03:26:14,060 Well. 4819 03:26:14,480 --> 03:26:15,420 Slug on. 4820 03:26:16,280 --> 03:26:16,940 With me. 4821 03:26:17,980 --> 03:26:23,460 You wouldn't know how much I wanted you to slug even if I wanted to. 4822 03:26:23,660 --> 03:26:24,880 And McLean is here now. 4823 03:26:24,960 --> 03:26:27,100 He's looking to get who would you believe. 4824 03:26:27,420 --> 03:26:28,600 But your man the Hurricane. 4825 03:26:28,680 --> 03:26:28,900 Hurricane. 4826 03:26:28,900 --> 03:26:29,740 He's on the way again. 4827 03:26:29,820 --> 03:26:31,280 He's got a little bit of supporting space with him. 4828 03:26:31,500 --> 03:26:32,100 McLean is back. 4829 03:26:32,260 --> 03:26:32,840 McLean is back. 4830 03:26:33,100 --> 03:26:34,480 He tries to thread the ball through to McGoldrick. 4831 03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:37,180 But it's the Spanish lads who sweep up crumbs. 4832 03:26:38,340 --> 03:26:42,180 Like a really great diligent bunch of cleaners doing a great job. 4833 03:26:42,480 --> 03:26:45,780 And he's tried an unprecedented strange COVID times. 4834 03:26:45,940 --> 03:26:49,300 And Ireland looking to build up steam with a grain of rice again. 4835 03:26:49,440 --> 03:26:50,800 And it's DJ Shadow now. 4836 03:26:51,000 --> 03:26:52,920 He's managed to try and shadow play. 4837 03:26:53,320 --> 03:26:55,320 There's a lot of shadow puppet works going on. 4838 03:26:55,400 --> 03:27:00,420 Alex Turner from the Arctic Spunkies was in tune earlier on. 4839 03:27:00,460 --> 03:27:01,180 He said look lads. 4840 03:27:01,220 --> 03:27:01,960 It's a great show. 4841 03:27:02,080 --> 03:27:03,100 And I want to see you do well. 4842 03:27:03,960 --> 03:27:06,260 And there was a handball I'd say there from your man. 4843 03:27:07,180 --> 03:27:07,820 Ref never blew. 4844 03:27:08,740 --> 03:27:10,600 And I tell you what never did happen. 4845 03:27:10,600 --> 03:27:12,540 The Spanish never turned up today it seems. 4846 03:27:12,680 --> 03:27:15,540 Because they've gone absolutely chaos emerald on it. 4847 03:27:16,100 --> 03:27:16,900 And for a hand. 4848 03:27:17,240 --> 03:27:17,920 Dispossesses man. 4849 03:27:18,020 --> 03:27:19,060 McLean gets a little. 4850 03:27:19,600 --> 03:27:20,480 Sensual ball in. 4851 03:27:20,540 --> 03:27:22,100 But it's blocked by the Spaniard. 4852 03:27:22,680 --> 03:27:25,760 And it's the Spaniard again who takes control of the peloton. 4853 03:27:26,180 --> 03:27:29,220 And he's managed to move it into a real changing area. 4854 03:27:29,740 --> 03:27:30,720 And David Bowie's changes. 4855 03:27:31,400 --> 03:27:33,100 Lovely bit of head work there. 4856 03:27:33,220 --> 03:27:34,360 And he's a real header of the ball. 4857 03:27:34,420 --> 03:27:36,120 Who managed to get the ball back to Randolph. 4858 03:27:36,200 --> 03:27:38,000 The red hand reindeer. 4859 03:27:38,160 --> 03:27:38,840 Who isn't a reindeer. 4860 03:27:38,840 --> 03:27:40,060 He isn't a loyalist. 4861 03:27:40,200 --> 03:27:41,100 And it's cokey. 4862 03:27:41,860 --> 03:27:43,300 He's trying to do the hokey cokey there. 4863 03:27:43,540 --> 03:27:47,160 Ended up trying to give Glenn Whelan's ankle a taste of his own medicine. 4864 03:27:48,000 --> 03:27:49,400 And Whelan's looking shocked. 4865 03:27:49,660 --> 03:27:50,300 Shell shocked. 4866 03:27:51,580 --> 03:27:52,640 And rightly so. 4867 03:27:55,140 --> 03:27:57,400 Because we have been ruled against here. 4868 03:27:57,480 --> 03:27:59,820 And Asensio has come on for Saul Bello. 4869 03:28:00,820 --> 03:28:04,740 And it looks as though a lofted Alfonso ball is in. 4870 03:28:04,800 --> 03:28:06,260 And it looks like cured meat. 4871 03:28:08,160 --> 03:28:08,640 Chorizo. 4872 03:28:09,640 --> 03:28:10,460 Spanish ham. 4873 03:28:10,540 --> 03:28:11,040 Jamon. 4874 03:28:12,480 --> 03:28:13,480 Patates bravas. 4875 03:28:14,980 --> 03:28:15,720 Tap arse. 4876 03:28:17,060 --> 03:28:18,640 Love a bit of Spanish tap arse. 4877 03:28:19,560 --> 03:28:20,100 Calamary. 4878 03:28:21,240 --> 03:28:22,120 Patates bravas. 4879 03:28:24,780 --> 03:28:25,340 Scrumptious. 4880 03:28:26,200 --> 03:28:28,740 Would you be a man of soup yourself Tom? 4881 03:28:29,420 --> 03:28:29,700 Yep. 4882 03:28:29,960 --> 03:28:30,540 Soup of the day. 4883 03:28:30,640 --> 03:28:31,060 Every day. 4884 03:28:31,140 --> 03:28:31,920 35 times. 4885 03:28:33,620 --> 03:28:34,800 You mean to tell me. 4886 03:28:35,480 --> 03:28:38,240 You eat 35 bowls of soup. 4887 03:28:40,480 --> 03:28:41,260 A day. 4888 03:28:42,140 --> 03:28:43,100 Like farmhouse veg. 4889 03:28:44,700 --> 03:28:44,960 Nope. 4890 03:28:45,280 --> 03:28:46,920 35 soups of the day. 4891 03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:47,820 From the tap. 4892 03:28:48,580 --> 03:28:49,200 Johnny's bar. 4893 03:28:50,780 --> 03:28:53,260 You should see the distance between the keg and the pump. 4894 03:28:53,640 --> 03:28:54,580 Very little distance. 4895 03:28:55,480 --> 03:28:57,200 Best pint in the country. 4896 03:28:57,360 --> 03:28:58,140 By a country mile. 4897 03:28:58,560 --> 03:28:59,020 And also. 4898 03:29:00,040 --> 03:29:01,500 Comes out of that tap like milk. 4899 03:29:02,620 --> 03:29:03,400 Dish like milk. 4900 03:29:04,780 --> 03:29:07,580 Sounds like an absolute stout dream. 4901 03:29:07,700 --> 03:29:12,300 As these boys try and dream work their way into Steven Spielberg's last nightmare. 4902 03:29:13,040 --> 03:29:14,060 And it looks as though. 4903 03:29:14,780 --> 03:29:18,520 A lovely bit of Freddy Krueger work has gone down on the pitch in the training ground. 4904 03:29:18,600 --> 03:29:19,540 They've learnt that somewhere. 4905 03:29:20,020 --> 03:29:21,460 But they didn't learn it off by heart. 4906 03:29:21,520 --> 03:29:23,660 Because when it came time to recite it in the exam. 4907 03:29:24,400 --> 03:29:25,220 They fucked it up. 4908 03:29:25,620 --> 03:29:29,040 Maybe a new monarch would have been necessary for them to remember. 4909 03:29:31,120 --> 03:29:31,560 McLean. 4910 03:29:32,700 --> 03:29:34,760 Gives a clean load to McGoldrick. 4911 03:29:34,760 --> 03:29:37,480 McGoldrick shimmies it out of Hendrick. 4912 03:29:37,760 --> 03:29:38,200 Horahan. 4913 03:29:38,700 --> 03:29:40,320 Lovely jinking play. 4914 03:29:41,200 --> 03:29:41,800 Horahan. 4915 03:29:42,760 --> 03:29:43,240 Horahan. 4916 03:29:44,040 --> 03:29:45,400 And there it is. 4917 03:29:47,600 --> 03:29:49,260 The script has been written. 4918 03:29:50,740 --> 03:29:52,160 It's been torn up. 4919 03:29:52,880 --> 03:29:54,040 It's been rewritten again. 4920 03:29:54,660 --> 03:29:56,580 It's been burnt at the stake. 4921 03:29:57,540 --> 03:30:00,160 And then for a third time it was rewritten again. 4922 03:30:00,240 --> 03:30:01,020 A third draft. 4923 03:30:02,520 --> 03:30:03,880 And it's that man. 4924 03:30:04,140 --> 03:30:04,540 Horahan. 4925 03:30:04,540 --> 03:30:07,760 Who steps up and says. 4926 03:30:07,760 --> 03:30:08,660 Yes I can. 4927 03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:10,180 Do the can-can. 4928 03:30:10,420 --> 03:30:11,720 When no other man. 4929 03:30:11,960 --> 03:30:12,700 Can-can. 4930 03:30:13,100 --> 03:30:13,720 Do a can. 4931 03:30:14,020 --> 03:30:14,740 Do the can-can. 4932 03:30:15,700 --> 03:30:17,020 No one can do the can-can. 4933 03:30:17,880 --> 03:30:19,220 Exacto mundo baby. 4934 03:30:19,600 --> 03:30:24,900 As Thiago comes on to replace the disillusioned and dejected and depressed. 4935 03:30:24,900 --> 03:30:27,500 cookie. And the final 4936 03:30:27,500 --> 03:30:29,480 wish will go. It's a hat 4937 03:30:29,480 --> 03:30:31,080 trick hero, Hurrahan, 4938 03:30:31,360 --> 03:30:33,560 who sends his country into the World Cup 4939 03:30:33,560 --> 03:30:35,460 final. Ireland are going 4940 03:30:35,460 --> 03:30:37,620 to the place where dreams are made 4941 03:30:37,620 --> 03:30:39,700 or even nightmares are created 4942 03:30:39,700 --> 03:30:41,560 at the same time. We've had two 4943 03:30:41,560 --> 03:30:43,220 nightmares over the past couple of days. 4944 03:30:43,540 --> 03:30:45,580 We don't want to have another bad dream again. 4945 03:30:46,100 --> 03:30:47,660 But whatever the weather, 4946 03:30:47,660 --> 03:30:49,820 Tommy, you have to say, the boys 4947 03:30:49,820 --> 03:30:51,760 absolutely pulled 4948 03:30:51,760 --> 03:30:53,740 it out of the bag again 4949 03:30:53,740 --> 03:30:55,660 and again and 4950 03:30:55,660 --> 03:30:57,420 again three times 4951 03:30:57,420 --> 03:30:58,800 in the same match. 4952 03:30:59,480 --> 03:31:00,400 Unbelievable. 4953 03:31:01,580 --> 03:31:02,920 Absolutely fantastic. 4954 03:31:04,360 --> 03:31:05,360 It's pure, 4955 03:31:05,540 --> 03:31:07,180 pure, utter 4956 03:31:07,180 --> 03:31:08,540 desire. 4957 03:31:09,880 --> 03:31:11,540 It's fantastic. 4958 03:31:12,260 --> 03:31:13,220 It's elastic. 4959 03:31:13,860 --> 03:31:15,120 And we're going for gold. 4960 03:31:15,120 --> 03:31:17,360 A massive golden trophy 4961 03:31:17,360 --> 03:31:19,260 is going to be coming home to Dublin. 4962 03:31:19,980 --> 03:31:21,420 There's going to be street 4963 03:31:21,420 --> 03:31:22,020 parades. 4964 03:31:22,580 --> 03:31:25,160 COVID-19 off the list for a week. 4965 03:31:26,080 --> 03:31:27,820 Pure fucking down the pub crack. 4966 03:31:28,260 --> 03:31:29,260 Day in, day out. 4967 03:31:30,560 --> 03:31:31,620 Are you watching England? 4968 03:31:32,440 --> 03:31:34,280 Are you watching us get to the final? 4969 03:31:35,440 --> 03:31:37,560 We're going where you couldn't get to yourselves. 4970 03:31:38,980 --> 03:31:40,260 You got moderished. 4971 03:31:42,260 --> 03:31:43,740 You got moderished out of it. 4972 03:31:44,240 --> 03:31:46,560 And we're going to modify the world standings. 4973 03:31:46,700 --> 03:31:47,520 FIFA Rankins. 4974 03:31:48,280 --> 03:31:49,760 Don't even come at us. 4975 03:31:50,160 --> 03:31:51,560 Novels by Paul Rankin. 4976 03:31:52,500 --> 03:31:53,460 Ian Rankin, sorry. 4977 03:31:53,560 --> 03:31:54,700 Not the chef, Paul Rankin. 4978 03:31:57,280 --> 03:31:58,640 Unbelievable scenes here. 4979 03:31:59,760 --> 03:32:00,920 Unbelievable scenes. 4980 03:32:01,920 --> 03:32:04,360 And thank you so much to Super C. 4981 03:32:04,360 --> 03:32:06,460 It means so much to us here 4982 03:32:06,460 --> 03:32:09,320 as we navigate our way 4983 03:32:09,320 --> 03:32:12,260 through a tumultuous FIFA World Cup tournament 4984 03:32:12,260 --> 03:32:14,620 with these lads who were battered, 4985 03:32:14,700 --> 03:32:15,760 bruised in the press. 4986 03:32:16,620 --> 03:32:17,620 They were written off. 4987 03:32:18,220 --> 03:32:18,900 Written off. 4988 03:32:19,660 --> 03:32:21,420 Told to pack the bags 4989 03:32:21,420 --> 03:32:22,240 and go home early. 4990 03:32:23,200 --> 03:32:24,640 But they stuck at it. 4991 03:32:25,740 --> 03:32:26,920 They knew in their hearts 4992 03:32:26,920 --> 03:32:27,840 that they had it in them. 4993 03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,640 They kept the fire burning. 4994 03:32:30,880 --> 03:32:31,880 Brick it after brick it. 4995 03:32:32,460 --> 03:32:33,680 Lump of coal after coal. 4996 03:32:34,020 --> 03:32:34,860 Steak after steak. 4997 03:32:35,740 --> 03:32:36,860 Right into the furnace. 4998 03:32:38,040 --> 03:32:39,100 And it's going all night 4999 03:32:39,100 --> 03:32:40,360 and it's going all the way to the final. 5000 03:32:41,200 --> 03:32:42,160 Don't go away. 5001 03:32:42,700 --> 03:32:43,660 Thank you so much. 5002 03:32:43,840 --> 03:32:44,480 Stay safe. 5003 03:32:44,480 --> 03:32:46,420 Stay safe, Adam, for your tip. 5004 03:32:47,640 --> 03:32:50,020 And also check for human rights abuse. 5005 03:32:51,080 --> 03:32:52,320 Don't worry about that. 5006 03:32:52,760 --> 03:32:53,500 We're in Qatar. 5007 03:32:54,100 --> 03:32:56,720 There's no human rights being abused here. 5008 03:32:57,520 --> 03:32:59,460 Qatar's the place where human rights were born. 5009 03:33:00,240 --> 03:33:00,880 And I tell you, 5010 03:33:01,520 --> 03:33:03,000 it'll be the place where they die. 5011 03:33:04,520 --> 03:33:06,160 Stay with us for the World Cup final. 5012 03:33:06,480 --> 03:33:07,600 It's all to play for. 5013 03:33:07,600 --> 03:33:37,580 With Dongen. 5014 03:33:37,580 --> 03:34:07,560 How's it going guys? What an amazing night of soccer, sumptuous soccer action here at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 with me, Conor Williams on New York New. And it's Austria 1, Belgium 2. After extra time, the other final, we know what it's going to be. A repeat of last year's yesterday, I beg your pardon, yesterday evening's European Cup final between Belgium and Ireland. It's going to happen again guys. 5015 03:34:07,560 --> 03:34:24,780 We know what's ahead of us. We know who to clamp down on and who to run into the ground. It's the Lukaku, it's the Eden Hazard, it's the Batis Wahi or whatever his name is. Mertens, Witzel, Vertongen. 5016 03:34:24,780 --> 03:34:41,300 *Hitongan* 5017 03:34:43,940 --> 03:34:48,140 Hear ye, hear ye who feast upon the gift of the goose. 5018 03:34:48,780 --> 03:34:54,020 A solid Faberge egg was shot out at noon song this morn. 5019 03:34:54,020 --> 03:35:12,580 We clasped its clutch inside its basket of pains. When it came back, it could sniff that the digits had touched the eggshell, and that the goose, which was fresh out of its arse this morning, was as good as dead to it now. We revived the little fella. 5020 03:35:12,580 --> 03:35:18,840 We brought him back to an ornithologist who stuck him in a fucking wind atrium at 70 kilometers an hour. 5021 03:35:19,600 --> 03:35:22,720 They said the wind would do him good and build his character, 5022 03:35:23,200 --> 03:35:25,900 for his journey without his mother was going to be a tough one. 5023 03:35:26,760 --> 03:35:32,880 Once that happened, we stuck him in the arse of the fucking Zurichmobile and spun him around at 50 degrees. 5024 03:35:33,880 --> 03:35:37,340 We used a non-liquid, non-biodetergent too. 5025 03:35:37,340 --> 03:35:39,700 When he came out, he was fucked. 5026 03:35:40,140 --> 03:35:43,740 But he was still alive, which was great news for us. 5027 03:35:44,980 --> 03:35:47,460 Listen, do you know any bets? 5028 03:35:55,900 --> 03:35:57,540 John, how's it going, bud? 5029 03:35:57,820 --> 03:35:58,400 You got a moment? 5030 03:35:58,680 --> 03:36:02,080 I think you're a bloody good guy, and I think you've got a lot of potential. 5031 03:36:02,800 --> 03:36:03,860 You're fired, John. 5032 03:36:04,960 --> 03:36:06,680 I don't want to fucking do this, pup. 5033 03:36:07,000 --> 03:36:09,300 Your performance is a shit show of the last month. 5034 03:36:09,680 --> 03:36:10,760 You're not pulling you out, man. 5035 03:36:10,900 --> 03:36:12,320 You're trying to make a mug out of me. 5036 03:36:13,400 --> 03:36:14,460 I'm not a mug bud. 5037 03:36:15,140 --> 03:36:16,740 I'm not a fucking mud mug either. 5038 03:36:17,860 --> 03:36:18,860 I'm not a mug buddy. 5039 03:36:19,560 --> 03:36:21,560 I don't know if you're a mud mug yourself. 5040 03:36:22,060 --> 03:36:22,700 Or mud bug. 5041 03:36:23,360 --> 03:36:24,220 Fucking bud. 5042 03:36:24,420 --> 03:36:25,480 I'm not a mug bud. 5043 03:36:25,480 --> 03:36:27,360 You're trying to make a mug. 5044 03:36:27,360 --> 03:36:29,760 Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. 5045 03:36:34,760 --> 03:36:38,740 You join us again for the tooth spookler. 5046 03:36:39,500 --> 03:36:41,320 Vodafone O'Hignessy. 5047 03:36:41,320 --> 03:36:44,780 Who learned how to egg back in the Eggy Rock days. 5048 03:36:44,780 --> 03:36:47,540 When lads were yoking egg and white. 5049 03:36:48,160 --> 03:36:49,840 Left white and scrambled. 5050 03:36:50,840 --> 03:36:58,220 It was a seven-by spoofer which landed encased, ensconced in the Welsh breadbasket of truth and destiny. 5051 03:36:59,000 --> 03:37:05,060 A flat pack scrummage from the Ballymum Brummage saw to it that the ball did cross the line. 5052 03:37:05,060 --> 03:37:07,400 And a grounding did take place. 5053 03:37:08,360 --> 03:37:09,600 Vidref says yes. 5054 03:37:10,460 --> 03:37:13,260 Vidref always says yes. 5055 03:37:13,980 --> 03:37:20,960 When the truth ball is passed over the line of honesty. 5056 03:37:20,960 --> 03:37:22,340 The whistle blows. 5057 03:37:22,520 --> 03:37:22,980 The peep. 5058 03:37:23,080 --> 03:37:23,580 The feep. 5059 03:37:23,780 --> 03:37:25,840 Relentless backdoor creepery. 5060 03:37:26,000 --> 03:37:27,280 And here they are again. 5061 03:37:27,640 --> 03:37:31,300 Slamming egg against ground like Mighty Mighty Meg. 5062 03:37:33,300 --> 03:37:37,560 Humpty Dumpty got five-finger discounted over the line. 5063 03:37:38,540 --> 03:37:41,400 And it seems as though there is not a proper grounding. 5064 03:37:41,540 --> 03:37:43,100 Let's go to the Gilbert Grapecam. 5065 03:37:44,080 --> 03:37:46,060 He just loses the ball there as he goes down. 5066 03:37:46,140 --> 03:37:47,640 The referee has said no try. 5067 03:37:48,180 --> 03:37:51,640 Ireland just hammering the Welsh beasts now. 5068 03:37:51,760 --> 03:37:54,160 Making them look like schoolboy errors. 5069 03:37:54,480 --> 03:37:55,780 Glitches in the machine. 5070 03:37:56,500 --> 03:37:59,960 Barmy old farm stock that should have been put out to pasture. 5071 03:38:00,520 --> 03:38:02,000 Like an old ass. 5072 03:38:02,280 --> 03:38:03,620 Which has been left in a field. 5073 03:38:04,620 --> 03:38:07,260 For some grant or something that the government will give you. 5074 03:38:07,780 --> 03:38:09,100 In other news. 5075 03:38:09,340 --> 03:38:12,340 I am going to be receiving a brand new nameplate. 5076 03:38:12,660 --> 03:38:13,840 For our new house. 5077 03:38:14,140 --> 03:38:15,240 Which we've just bought. 5078 03:38:15,680 --> 03:38:20,120 With the proceeds of the Konzo Fund. 5079 03:38:20,660 --> 03:38:24,100 Which was given to me by my great great great grandfather. 5080 03:38:24,840 --> 03:38:26,260 Konzino Esquire. 5081 03:38:26,260 --> 03:38:27,680 The ninth pod. 5082 03:38:27,680 --> 03:38:29,320 He left that for me. 5083 03:38:29,760 --> 03:38:31,100 I'm going to put it to good use. 5084 03:38:31,760 --> 03:38:32,500 You're all invited. 5085 03:38:32,980 --> 03:38:34,200 But none of you are welcome. 5086 03:38:34,600 --> 03:38:36,280 To the house party warm up. 5087 03:38:36,500 --> 03:38:43,840 Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor 5088 03:38:43,840 --> 03:38:44,960 Are you afraid? 5089 03:38:44,960 --> 03:38:46,060 I'm not afraid at all. 5090 03:38:46,060 --> 03:38:47,340 Are you afraid? 5091 03:38:47,340 --> 03:38:48,640 I think that everyone's afraid. 5092 03:38:48,640 --> 03:38:51,560 What about you? You worried about this? 5093 03:38:51,560 --> 03:38:53,060 I'm not too worried. 5094 03:38:53,060 --> 03:38:55,260 Look are you afraid or you're not? 5095 03:38:55,260 --> 03:38:56,400 I'm not afraid. 5096 03:38:56,400 --> 03:38:59,200 Good stuff. That place looks depressing. 5097 03:39:02,340 --> 03:39:30,180 The new pizza is a good pizza range. Bring pizza home. Make sweet pizza for pizza friend. Out of oven. Eat and kiss. Share in bed. Pizza for your girl. It's a new good pizza from Conzino. It's Conzino's Stone Baked. 5098 03:39:30,180 --> 03:39:33,440 Papa Winner. 5099 03:39:33,440 --> 03:40:03,420 Papa Winner. 5100 03:40:03,420 --> 03:40:33,400 Papa Winner. 5101 03:40:33,400 --> 03:40:38,680 champ he is and knows he is. Well done Ludog! We're about to crack open the goose back at the pit 5102 03:40:38,680 --> 03:40:59,400 jackpot and ready to levitate. Woo! Yeah! Go on Ludog! Give it to the Mexicans! Ludog, loopy Ludog, won the race yeah! The race in Mexico and the human race. He's won that race as well out in Mexico with the Lazzatol carnage yeah Ludog, 5103 03:40:59,400 --> 03:41:24,400 loopy Ludog, big sombrero, gang signs cultural appropriation yeah! Welcome back everyone to the World Cup final between Belgium and Ireland. We're about to get underway here and nobody thought we could do this nobody thought we'd get this far a lot of cool people have made some great things happen tonight. Not so much the squad the team as well Tommy Schlug. 5104 03:41:24,400 --> 03:41:51,400 Unbelievable! Look at that just as we're talking now. Zach McMullen with 2022. Uh tip. Unbelievable Zach thank you very much. Thank you very much Zach. That's very very kind of you and everyone else who's tipped away as well. I don't think Blue Sky. Uh did we did we say thank you to Blue Sky? I can't remember during the during the game. It was a lot happening but if not then there you go. Thank you very much. 5105 03:41:51,400 --> 03:42:20,400 Uh very kind of you guys and mayo for Sam. Ireland for world. The message there from Mr. Zach. The Mac. The Mac is back. Mac. Mac back in the sack. Mac Mullen. Um and it's time to move on. Swiftly. To the uh the main course of tonight. Brought to you by Qatar. The people of Qatar are very proud to host everyone for this World Cup. 5106 03:42:20,400 --> 03:42:22,680 it's been a clean world cup 5107 03:42:22,680 --> 03:42:24,200 from start to finish 5108 03:42:24,200 --> 03:42:25,300 zero 5109 03:42:25,300 --> 03:42:28,700 bad kind of 5110 03:42:28,700 --> 03:42:30,080 backhanded 5111 03:42:30,080 --> 03:42:32,540 bribish kind of behaviour 5112 03:42:32,540 --> 03:42:33,660 zero none of that 5113 03:42:33,660 --> 03:42:36,520 or at least none of which has been 5114 03:42:36,520 --> 03:42:38,600 reported on so even if it 5115 03:42:38,600 --> 03:42:40,520 has been done it's been done 5116 03:42:40,520 --> 03:42:42,400 well enough that you couldn't 5117 03:42:42,400 --> 03:42:44,440 beck and pin it to the table like you know 5118 03:42:44,440 --> 03:42:46,360 you gotta hand it to them 5119 03:42:46,360 --> 03:42:47,880 they know how to 5120 03:42:47,880 --> 03:42:49,620 to hide it 5121 03:42:49,620 --> 03:42:52,220 they really know how to hide it well 5122 03:42:52,220 --> 03:42:54,860 but they're not hiding anything Tom remember 5123 03:42:54,860 --> 03:42:56,880 remember what they said 5124 03:42:56,880 --> 03:42:58,240 about the holiday after the tournament 5125 03:42:58,240 --> 03:42:59,580 remember that Tom 5126 03:42:59,580 --> 03:43:02,680 I'd like to just rescind my comments there about them hiding 5127 03:43:02,680 --> 03:43:03,780 but the only thing they're hiding 5128 03:43:03,780 --> 03:43:06,560 is how bloody nice they are as 5129 03:43:06,560 --> 03:43:08,680 people and how 5130 03:43:08,680 --> 03:43:09,880 this is a legit 5131 03:43:09,880 --> 03:43:12,860 legitimate place to host 5132 03:43:12,860 --> 03:43:14,740 and you know do all that you 5133 03:43:14,740 --> 03:43:16,900 okay Tommy you're digging 5134 03:43:16,900 --> 03:43:18,840 deeper there my friend and it's not gonna get 5135 03:43:18,840 --> 03:43:20,660 any better but thank you very much anyway to 5136 03:43:20,660 --> 03:43:22,700 Zach McMullen and oh my god 5137 03:43:22,700 --> 03:43:24,820 Jesus Christ 5138 03:43:24,820 --> 03:43:28,500 if it's not the trophy I'm amazed at 5139 03:43:28,500 --> 03:43:28,840 it's 5140 03:43:28,840 --> 03:43:30,560 it's Joe McGann 5141 03:43:30,560 --> 03:43:32,780 Joe McGann 5142 03:43:32,780 --> 03:43:34,000 thank you man 5143 03:43:34,000 --> 03:43:36,880 that's very very kind of you 5144 03:43:36,880 --> 03:43:41,500 I'm just hoping we can really pull it out of the bag for 5145 03:43:41,500 --> 03:43:46,140 for Joe now and Zach and everyone who has the back of the stream 5146 03:43:46,140 --> 03:43:47,840 open the pubs boys 5147 03:43:47,840 --> 03:43:52,820 please everybody stand for the action anthem now 5148 03:43:52,820 --> 03:44:22,800 We'll be right back. 5149 03:44:22,800 --> 03:44:52,780 We'll be right back. 5150 03:44:52,780 --> 03:45:22,760 We'll be right back. 5151 03:45:22,760 --> 03:45:52,740 We'll be right back. 5152 03:45:52,740 --> 03:45:54,880 We're going to get a little bit more wilder. 5153 03:45:56,080 --> 03:45:56,540 That's right. 5154 03:45:57,400 --> 03:45:58,820 I said it before the last day. 5155 03:46:00,060 --> 03:46:02,680 I said it again the next day. 5156 03:46:03,100 --> 03:46:04,300 And I'll say it again today. 5157 03:46:05,060 --> 03:46:05,600 It's wet. 5158 03:46:06,120 --> 03:46:06,880 It's wild. 5159 03:46:07,720 --> 03:46:08,360 It's Ireland. 5160 03:46:09,220 --> 03:46:09,780 Come on, Ireland! 5161 03:46:10,120 --> 03:46:14,160 Down the wing they start off with Hendricks looking to make a monkey out of his man. 5162 03:46:14,460 --> 03:46:18,420 But it's bombed away by the Belgian lad at the back. 5163 03:46:19,220 --> 03:46:20,120 I don't know if it's Vertonghen. 5164 03:46:20,200 --> 03:46:20,720 We're not sure. 5165 03:46:20,800 --> 03:46:21,700 It could have been Vertonghen. 5166 03:46:22,060 --> 03:46:22,460 Vertonghen. 5167 03:46:23,000 --> 03:46:23,560 Vertonghen. 5168 03:46:24,060 --> 03:46:24,580 Vertonghen. 5169 03:46:25,140 --> 03:46:25,620 Vertonghen. 5170 03:46:26,400 --> 03:46:27,660 And it's Coleman now. 5171 03:46:27,660 --> 03:46:27,660 And it's Coleman now. 5172 03:46:28,020 --> 03:46:29,240 Throws it back to Glenn Whelan. 5173 03:46:29,480 --> 03:46:29,820 Whelan. 5174 03:46:30,480 --> 03:46:32,280 Schlices the lime over to Brady. 5175 03:46:32,380 --> 03:46:32,660 Brady. 5176 03:46:32,820 --> 03:46:33,840 He's got a little man in the area. 5177 03:46:33,920 --> 03:46:34,400 It's McGoldrick. 5178 03:46:34,500 --> 03:46:35,360 He floats the balloon in. 5179 03:46:35,400 --> 03:46:35,880 McGoldrick! 5180 03:46:37,320 --> 03:46:39,720 Shushed over the bar from McGoldrick. 5181 03:46:41,820 --> 03:46:42,720 Unbelievable stuff. 5182 03:46:43,360 --> 03:46:46,580 Great opening salvo play from Ireland. 5183 03:46:46,940 --> 03:46:51,780 Just what we need to get us pumped and get us pumped up to the game to the gills. 5184 03:46:54,640 --> 03:46:59,540 No doubt many of us watching at home, we're all pumped up to the gills at the moment on adrenaline. 5185 03:47:01,520 --> 03:47:02,000 Adrenaline. 5186 03:47:03,140 --> 03:47:04,100 And pints. 5187 03:47:05,380 --> 03:47:06,360 I don't know, Tommy. 5188 03:47:06,500 --> 03:47:09,260 I mean, not everyone is as mad for the pints as you, you know. 5189 03:47:09,320 --> 03:47:10,780 There's a new generation out there. 5190 03:47:10,780 --> 03:47:13,340 They're not, like, in the pub the whole time. 5191 03:47:14,280 --> 03:47:14,540 Yep. 5192 03:47:15,900 --> 03:47:18,860 What the hell has gone wrong with today's generation, I don't know. 5193 03:47:20,240 --> 03:47:25,080 Well, I mean, surely it's a good thing that, you know, no one's paced all day long. 5194 03:47:26,100 --> 03:47:27,900 So what else is there to be doing, like, you know? 5195 03:47:29,300 --> 03:47:32,100 Watching the ball anyway, because Hurrahan's on the move. 5196 03:47:32,180 --> 03:47:34,780 He's making runs, and he's found McLean on the wing. 5197 03:47:34,860 --> 03:47:36,220 McLean, a little bit of time here. 5198 03:47:36,260 --> 03:47:40,200 He can choose who he likes, and he chooses wisely, because it's that man again. 5199 03:47:40,760 --> 03:47:42,860 The goal, goal, goal. 5200 03:47:42,940 --> 03:47:43,880 McLean, a little bit of time. 5201 03:47:43,880 --> 03:47:46,740 Who opens his account in the World Cup final for Ireland. 5202 03:47:46,900 --> 03:47:49,000 It's Ireland 1, Belgian 0, Tommy Schlug. 5203 03:47:50,680 --> 03:47:54,220 Unbelievable scenes from that man, McLean. 5204 03:47:54,680 --> 03:47:58,020 The nation's dreams and hopes are on the back of his shoulders. 5205 03:47:58,860 --> 03:48:00,400 It's getting spicy and tasty. 5206 03:48:01,260 --> 03:48:03,180 It's getting spicy and tasty. 5207 03:48:05,460 --> 03:48:07,180 Well done there as well to McLean. 5208 03:48:07,180 --> 03:48:08,840 It's getting spicy and tasty. 5209 03:48:09,260 --> 03:48:10,200 You said that, Tom. 5210 03:48:11,160 --> 03:48:12,560 You said that three times. 5211 03:48:14,120 --> 03:48:20,740 Great move from McLean, who sent an essential postcard balloon over to his COVID counterpart, 5212 03:48:21,340 --> 03:48:35,860 who dispatched an absolute COVID-19 nightmare ball into the onion sack, rupturing a few onions when it got into there, creating tears forming underneath the eyeballs of the Belgium goalkeeper. 5213 03:48:36,280 --> 03:48:39,720 Hendrik, trying to bully the ball off his man, like a bully man. 5214 03:48:40,180 --> 03:48:41,240 Doesn't get a card for it though. 5215 03:48:41,420 --> 03:48:42,360 This is a grown-up sport. 5216 03:48:43,080 --> 03:48:46,440 You can tease and mock and you can't get away with it within reason. 5217 03:48:46,660 --> 03:48:48,380 As long as it doesn't get a bit too close to the ball. 5218 03:48:48,740 --> 03:48:51,040 Now, McLean sends the ball up to McGoldrick. 5219 03:48:51,140 --> 03:48:56,140 McGoldrick looks to float the balloon out to the right wing and it's on the far right now. 5220 03:48:56,880 --> 03:48:58,460 It's R. Brady. 5221 03:48:58,720 --> 03:49:00,400 Robbie Brady's last with the ball. 5222 03:49:00,900 --> 03:49:06,780 And the Belgian boys, they have every different kind of chocolate in their chocolate box. 5223 03:49:08,200 --> 03:49:09,920 Dark, light. 5224 03:49:10,520 --> 03:49:11,960 They have ones that have liqueur. 5225 03:49:11,960 --> 03:49:14,340 They've got the coffee ones. 5226 03:49:15,000 --> 03:49:15,200 Yep. 5227 03:49:15,440 --> 03:49:20,660 Lots of variety in their export, which is chocolate. 5228 03:49:21,960 --> 03:49:24,740 I'm trying to think of what we would be, or I suppose it would be pints. 5229 03:49:26,040 --> 03:49:26,320 Yep. 5230 03:49:28,040 --> 03:49:30,540 They've got the dark chocolate and we've got the black stuff. 5231 03:49:31,520 --> 03:49:32,340 Let's play ball. 5232 03:49:33,060 --> 03:49:34,700 Let's play ball indeed with McGoldrick. 5233 03:49:34,880 --> 03:49:36,360 Looking to play a bit of ball into McLean. 5234 03:49:36,480 --> 03:49:36,840 McLean! 5235 03:49:38,100 --> 03:49:39,200 Point blank shot there. 5236 03:49:41,000 --> 03:49:41,980 Rat-whip! 5237 03:49:41,980 --> 03:49:43,660 Cracker-snack-er-rattlesnake! 5238 03:49:43,880 --> 03:49:46,500 Came off the leg of the opposition Belgian man. 5239 03:49:47,080 --> 03:49:47,620 His name? 5240 03:49:48,480 --> 03:49:49,260 We don't know. 5241 03:49:50,280 --> 03:49:50,860 But Coleman. 5242 03:49:51,360 --> 03:49:53,520 Lays it lovely now up to Robbie Brady. 5243 03:49:53,640 --> 03:49:55,420 Robbie Brady has got support with him. 5244 03:49:55,460 --> 03:49:56,300 He's going to use it. 5245 03:49:56,340 --> 03:49:56,660 He does. 5246 03:49:56,740 --> 03:49:57,460 He gives it to Hendrick. 5247 03:49:57,540 --> 03:49:59,380 Hendrick spins the ball away in the... 5248 03:49:59,380 --> 03:49:59,880 Oof! 5249 03:50:01,000 --> 03:50:01,860 Corner of the box. 5250 03:50:01,860 --> 03:50:04,600 But Eden Hazard or one of those little fellas. 5251 03:50:04,740 --> 03:50:05,240 It's magic. 5252 03:50:06,760 --> 03:50:07,280 Mertens. 5253 03:50:07,380 --> 03:50:07,660 Is it her? 5254 03:50:07,720 --> 03:50:08,060 The Mertens. 5255 03:50:08,980 --> 03:50:09,540 Bertie. 5256 03:50:10,280 --> 03:50:11,180 Murphy, Bertie. 5257 03:50:12,420 --> 03:50:13,300 Bertie, Bertie. 5258 03:50:13,980 --> 03:50:15,060 The Bertie ball. 5259 03:50:15,840 --> 03:50:16,640 Fell over. 5260 03:50:16,900 --> 03:50:17,220 Anyway. 5261 03:50:17,440 --> 03:50:20,080 And Hendrick is going to be receiving end... 5262 03:50:20,080 --> 03:50:21,080 On the receiving end show. 5263 03:50:21,220 --> 03:50:21,520 Sorry. 5264 03:50:22,160 --> 03:50:25,660 Of a yellow card. 5265 03:50:26,940 --> 03:50:30,340 I don't think that was a yellow card offense to be honest. 5266 03:50:31,040 --> 03:50:31,420 Your man. 5267 03:50:31,800 --> 03:50:33,420 He was jumping and falling around. 5268 03:50:34,360 --> 03:50:35,240 Like a clown. 5269 03:50:37,320 --> 03:50:38,960 Save that for the circus lads. 5270 03:50:39,760 --> 03:50:42,880 Because that's the only place you're going to be getting gigs after this match. 5271 03:50:43,740 --> 03:50:44,360 That's right. 5272 03:50:44,960 --> 03:50:46,380 And I'm sorry here. 5273 03:50:46,440 --> 03:50:48,900 I know we're meant to remain impartial in the World Cup final. 5274 03:50:48,980 --> 03:50:50,400 When Ireland are playing in the World Cup final. 5275 03:50:51,900 --> 03:50:53,120 But it's not happening. 5276 03:50:54,040 --> 03:50:56,980 These lads are going back to the circus. 5277 03:50:57,600 --> 03:50:58,240 Fair enough. 5278 03:50:59,020 --> 03:51:06,360 Hendrick just puts a blank ball to the left hand side of the Belgian keeper. 5279 03:51:08,360 --> 03:51:12,700 And it's crazy, crazy nights here. 5280 03:51:13,400 --> 03:51:15,360 At this stadium for this match tonight. 5281 03:51:19,360 --> 03:51:20,620 Time and time again. 5282 03:51:22,060 --> 03:51:23,380 We can't be faulted. 5283 03:51:23,900 --> 03:51:26,620 For not trying to look for the back of the suction cup. 5284 03:51:27,880 --> 03:51:28,920 It's all we do. 5285 03:51:30,040 --> 03:51:30,840 Suction cupping. 5286 03:51:31,260 --> 03:51:32,260 All day, all night. 5287 03:51:32,420 --> 03:51:33,000 Pure cuppage. 5288 03:51:33,160 --> 03:51:33,360 No! 5289 03:51:34,680 --> 03:51:35,960 Battish Yahoo there. 5290 03:51:36,100 --> 03:51:38,600 With a little sumptuous head on the ball. 5291 03:51:39,480 --> 03:51:41,660 Failed to attract any traction. 5292 03:51:43,060 --> 03:51:46,460 Lovely bit of play that managed to lead up to it. 5293 03:51:46,880 --> 03:51:49,880 Great assist from that magic man out on the left. 5294 03:51:50,020 --> 03:51:51,020 Can't say it was Mertens. 5295 03:51:51,800 --> 03:51:53,220 Mertens are Bertens or something. 5296 03:51:56,280 --> 03:51:57,480 Great vision anyway. 5297 03:51:58,620 --> 03:52:06,540 And it's Randolph who will dispatch a goal kick out towards the Spanish danger box. 5298 03:52:07,540 --> 03:52:09,000 Tries to find a man Kevin De Bruyne in. 5299 03:52:09,500 --> 03:52:10,860 Lays out to Eden Hazard. 5300 03:52:10,980 --> 03:52:11,160 Eden. 5301 03:52:11,240 --> 03:52:13,960 The Garden of Eden is filled with snakes at the moment. 5302 03:52:14,220 --> 03:52:14,940 Battles Yahoo. 5303 03:52:15,320 --> 03:52:17,020 Trying to batter us down. 5304 03:52:17,120 --> 03:52:18,180 Batting down the hatches. 5305 03:52:18,640 --> 03:52:19,720 Because COVID's after you. 5306 03:52:20,060 --> 03:52:20,640 What do we do? 5307 03:52:20,700 --> 03:52:22,300 And we're losing the COVID in the middle of the pitch. 5308 03:52:22,500 --> 03:52:23,320 Too easily, lads. 5309 03:52:23,360 --> 03:52:24,800 You need to keep a hold of COVID. 5310 03:52:25,880 --> 03:52:26,600 Move it up. 5311 03:52:27,360 --> 03:52:28,640 Because we want that final. 5312 03:52:29,600 --> 03:52:30,620 We want that final. 5313 03:52:31,440 --> 03:52:32,420 And it's Hendrick now. 5314 03:52:32,680 --> 03:52:33,520 Bombing it down the wing. 5315 03:52:33,580 --> 03:52:34,940 He's got Brady on the right hand side. 5316 03:52:35,020 --> 03:52:36,720 He uses him with a lovely weighted ball. 5317 03:52:36,820 --> 03:52:38,600 Can he find Hurrahan in the middle? 5318 03:52:38,860 --> 03:52:39,260 Tries. 5319 03:52:39,380 --> 03:52:41,480 But it's come off of someone number four. 5320 03:52:41,900 --> 03:52:46,500 Still, Robbie Brady maintains composure and holds it up into the area. 5321 03:52:46,620 --> 03:52:49,480 Trying to find someone to put feet to the ball. 5322 03:52:49,940 --> 03:52:51,380 But no one's going up for it. 5323 03:52:51,420 --> 03:52:53,240 It's all headers and volleys and arms. 5324 03:52:53,900 --> 03:52:55,040 And it looks like Whelan now. 5325 03:52:55,040 --> 03:52:57,080 He's going to try a little bit of magic work in the middle. 5326 03:52:57,260 --> 03:52:58,040 Finding Hurrahan. 5327 03:52:58,160 --> 03:52:58,600 Hurrahan. 5328 03:52:58,980 --> 03:53:01,580 Right down to James McLean. 5329 03:53:01,920 --> 03:53:03,840 He's got a little bit of support from Ender Stephens. 5330 03:53:04,480 --> 03:53:07,100 But Stephens is just offside. 5331 03:53:07,400 --> 03:53:11,640 McLean, you have to say, had a little bit more time than he thought he had. 5332 03:53:11,700 --> 03:53:13,680 He could have done something different with that. 5333 03:53:14,380 --> 03:53:14,760 Indeed. 5334 03:53:15,220 --> 03:53:16,720 Maybe just roll it back. 5335 03:53:16,820 --> 03:53:17,220 Switch it. 5336 03:53:17,300 --> 03:53:17,600 180. 5337 03:53:18,300 --> 03:53:19,340 Maybe even roll it back. 5338 03:53:19,400 --> 03:53:20,760 Doesn't even have to go inside the box. 5339 03:53:20,760 --> 03:53:25,620 Like, you know, those lads lurking on the danger area could have absolutely sent a rocket into the back of the net. 5340 03:53:27,140 --> 03:53:28,800 40 minutes on the clock now. 5341 03:53:28,960 --> 03:53:32,240 Belgium looking to try and level things off here. 5342 03:53:32,680 --> 03:53:35,760 With a bit of jiggery-pokery from Eden Hazard in the center of the pitch. 5343 03:53:35,940 --> 03:53:37,620 Finds Tillymans. 5344 03:53:37,860 --> 03:53:38,380 Tillymans. 5345 03:53:38,460 --> 03:53:39,100 Over to Batishe. 5346 03:53:39,300 --> 03:53:41,000 Batishe sends a shot from Raiden. 5347 03:53:42,520 --> 03:53:45,900 Ripple cracker sacker hits the back of the net knacker. 5348 03:53:46,320 --> 03:53:49,280 The little pole thing at the back was rattling. 5349 03:53:51,000 --> 03:53:52,260 Pure rattle cage. 5350 03:53:54,260 --> 03:53:56,220 Really nice shot there from you, man. 5351 03:53:56,220 --> 03:54:00,480 It was a net ripple sacker. 5352 03:54:02,720 --> 03:54:03,760 And you gotta watch. 5353 03:54:03,840 --> 03:54:05,980 We need to have him marked big style. 5354 03:54:08,180 --> 03:54:08,680 McLean. 5355 03:54:09,320 --> 03:54:09,820 McLean. 5356 03:54:10,000 --> 03:54:11,720 Goes down to McGoldrick. 5357 03:54:11,820 --> 03:54:12,380 McGoldrick. 5358 03:54:12,780 --> 03:54:13,800 He's got time. 5359 03:54:13,900 --> 03:54:16,680 No, he brings it over the line and that's a bad little ball. 5360 03:54:21,300 --> 03:54:23,040 45 minutes have gone now. 5361 03:54:25,420 --> 03:54:28,340 Looks like the last play of the game is about to be made. 5362 03:54:28,760 --> 03:54:29,140 De Bruyne. 5363 03:54:29,300 --> 03:54:34,700 And indeed the referee blows on his magic whistle to signify the end of a first half. 5364 03:54:35,660 --> 03:54:36,660 Tommy, can you believe it? 5365 03:54:38,240 --> 03:54:38,680 Look. 5366 03:54:40,180 --> 03:54:42,520 If you just said to me now, the beginning of this tournament. 5367 03:54:43,760 --> 03:54:44,200 Ireland. 5368 03:54:44,960 --> 03:54:45,760 World Cup final. 5369 03:54:47,200 --> 03:54:47,660 Half time. 5370 03:54:48,580 --> 03:54:50,260 1-0 up against Belgium. 5371 03:54:51,240 --> 03:54:52,240 Some of that quality. 5372 03:54:52,780 --> 03:54:53,580 Kevin De Bruyne. 5373 03:54:54,600 --> 03:54:56,560 Mignolet between the stakes. 5374 03:54:57,700 --> 03:54:58,180 Witzel. 5375 03:54:58,920 --> 03:54:59,420 Hazard. 5376 03:55:00,180 --> 03:55:01,900 The names strip off the end of the tongue. 5377 03:55:02,940 --> 03:55:04,420 Never in my life would I have said. 5378 03:55:05,440 --> 03:55:05,700 Yep. 5379 03:55:06,320 --> 03:55:08,220 It's definitely gonna be in the bag by half time. 5380 03:55:08,420 --> 03:55:08,420 But... 5381 03:55:11,360 --> 03:55:12,260 We're nearly there. 5382 03:55:13,320 --> 03:55:14,640 If we can keep it lit. 5383 03:55:15,320 --> 03:55:16,760 We're gonna beat the promised land. 5384 03:55:16,760 --> 03:55:23,280 Ireland really put on a great display in this first half. 5385 03:55:24,120 --> 03:55:25,500 After Belgium took the tip. 5386 03:55:25,580 --> 03:55:28,500 It was McGoldrick who got the show on the road. 5387 03:55:29,160 --> 03:55:31,080 And put a couple of wheels on the wheelbarrow. 5388 03:55:31,960 --> 03:55:35,820 By heading a ball just close off the top of the bar, Tommy. 5389 03:55:36,960 --> 03:55:37,460 Well, yeah. 5390 03:55:37,540 --> 03:55:38,200 Just sailed over. 5391 03:55:38,360 --> 03:55:39,500 I was very unlucky for him. 5392 03:55:39,680 --> 03:55:40,720 Like, you know, he's played so well. 5393 03:55:42,540 --> 03:55:43,360 Really good guy. 5394 03:55:45,660 --> 03:55:46,520 Jimmy McLean. 5395 03:55:47,320 --> 03:55:50,320 Shweeped the balloon to McGoldrick who did what he does best. 5396 03:55:50,420 --> 03:55:53,040 You know, he just sweeps balls into sacks. 5397 03:55:54,780 --> 03:55:55,820 We've talked about it. 5398 03:55:55,880 --> 03:55:57,040 We've talked about his training regime. 5399 03:55:57,920 --> 03:56:01,040 His spending hours Mr. Miyagi style fucking kicking lampposts. 5400 03:56:02,640 --> 03:56:03,480 And making... 5401 03:56:03,480 --> 03:56:05,600 Just giving himself a stronger kick like, you know. 5402 03:56:06,160 --> 03:56:06,800 Yeah. 5403 03:56:06,800 --> 03:56:06,860 Yeah. 5404 03:56:07,460 --> 03:56:09,960 He's like, he goes out to the backyard and he... 5405 03:56:09,960 --> 03:56:12,360 Shmacks the tree trunk with his shins as well. 5406 03:56:13,180 --> 03:56:14,840 Like the Thai boys, is it? 5407 03:56:15,460 --> 03:56:16,280 Yeah, those lads. 5408 03:56:18,860 --> 03:56:20,260 He does all that kind of stuff. 5409 03:56:20,320 --> 03:56:21,600 He's there morning, noon and night, man. 5410 03:56:21,640 --> 03:56:23,720 He just lives to strike ball. 5411 03:56:25,460 --> 03:56:26,440 Balls to the wall. 5412 03:56:26,660 --> 03:56:27,660 And that was a real... 5413 03:56:28,380 --> 03:56:28,820 Whip. 5414 03:56:29,220 --> 03:56:29,560 Sacker. 5415 03:56:29,680 --> 03:56:29,980 Cracker. 5416 03:56:30,080 --> 03:56:30,440 Jacker. 5417 03:56:30,480 --> 03:56:30,760 Lular. 5418 03:56:31,700 --> 03:56:32,960 The rattle cage. 5419 03:56:33,080 --> 03:56:34,860 The Faraday cage at the back. 5420 03:56:35,940 --> 03:56:36,620 And we gaff... 5421 03:56:36,620 --> 03:56:39,480 We gaff to be scared of him, don't we, Thomas? 5422 03:56:40,820 --> 03:56:43,500 We do gaff to be scared of him because... 5423 03:56:43,500 --> 03:56:45,500 He has levelled... 5424 03:56:46,500 --> 03:56:48,300 More terror... 5425 03:56:48,300 --> 03:56:49,300 In... 5426 03:56:49,300 --> 03:56:50,960 Front of goal for Belgium. 5427 03:56:51,560 --> 03:56:52,980 And levelled it at us as well. 5428 03:56:53,300 --> 03:56:54,120 More to the point. 5429 03:56:54,880 --> 03:56:56,320 Than any of the other players. 5430 03:56:57,220 --> 03:56:58,260 He needs to be marked. 5431 03:56:58,860 --> 03:56:59,300 We need to... 5432 03:56:59,980 --> 03:57:00,300 Keep... 5433 03:57:00,660 --> 03:57:01,380 An eye on him. 5434 03:57:02,300 --> 03:57:03,300 We need to see... 5435 03:57:03,920 --> 03:57:06,120 If he has come into contact with anyone else. 5436 03:57:07,460 --> 03:57:09,300 Whether or not he has... 5437 03:57:09,300 --> 03:57:11,180 Passed terror on to them as well. 5438 03:57:11,360 --> 03:57:12,300 And we need to also... 5439 03:57:13,720 --> 03:57:16,360 Make sure he self-isolates for at least another two weeks. 5440 03:57:16,440 --> 03:57:16,960 Because... 5441 03:57:16,960 --> 03:57:17,560 He's too... 5442 03:57:17,560 --> 03:57:18,620 Terrifying in front of goal. 5443 03:57:19,800 --> 03:57:21,060 That's a nice sentiment, Tommy. 5444 03:57:21,120 --> 03:57:23,040 But there's no way Belgium are gonna... 5445 03:57:23,040 --> 03:57:25,780 Self-quarantine or self-isolate that fella. 5446 03:57:26,320 --> 03:57:28,200 Because he's actually doing... 5447 03:57:28,200 --> 03:57:29,160 Too good for them. 5448 03:57:29,640 --> 03:57:31,060 For them to be worth selling. 5449 03:57:31,140 --> 03:57:33,740 We've seen it with Sports Direct and Money Men and all them. 5450 03:57:34,200 --> 03:57:36,160 Trying to keep the fucking... 5451 03:57:36,160 --> 03:57:36,800 Place open. 5452 03:57:37,740 --> 03:57:38,140 What? 5453 03:57:38,800 --> 03:57:41,440 Your man who runs the fucking... 5454 03:57:41,440 --> 03:57:43,900 Website was making them come in and do work. 5455 03:57:45,280 --> 03:57:45,880 And... 5456 03:57:45,880 --> 03:57:47,160 He was saying it was a... 5457 03:57:47,160 --> 03:57:48,660 I'm a necessary service. 5458 03:57:49,920 --> 03:57:50,480 For what? 5459 03:57:50,480 --> 03:57:51,460 To sell jerseys? 5460 03:57:52,180 --> 03:57:52,500 Yeah. 5461 03:57:52,560 --> 03:57:53,260 He was saying that. 5462 03:57:53,980 --> 03:57:54,560 And like... 5463 03:57:54,560 --> 03:57:55,480 It's not just him. 5464 03:57:55,560 --> 03:57:56,500 Like that's a bigger... 5465 03:57:56,500 --> 03:57:57,400 That's a bigger... 5466 03:57:57,400 --> 03:57:58,380 Fish. 5467 03:57:58,660 --> 03:57:58,900 You know? 5468 03:57:58,960 --> 03:58:00,740 But there's tons of other fuckers... 5469 03:58:00,740 --> 03:58:02,440 Gouging the fuck out of... 5470 03:58:02,440 --> 03:58:03,060 Lads like... 5471 03:58:03,060 --> 03:58:03,340 You know? 5472 03:58:04,160 --> 03:58:04,680 I know. 5473 03:58:06,420 --> 03:58:07,300 But anyway... 5474 03:58:07,300 --> 03:58:07,500 Look... 5475 03:58:07,500 --> 03:58:07,800 Look... 5476 03:58:07,800 --> 03:58:09,240 Let's not get the gouging down. 5477 03:58:09,380 --> 03:58:10,220 Let's not keep the... 5478 03:58:10,220 --> 03:58:11,960 Let's keep the eyes gouged on the game. 5479 03:58:13,020 --> 03:58:14,420 It's a real game gouger... 5480 03:58:14,420 --> 03:58:15,000 At the moment. 5481 03:58:15,480 --> 03:58:17,660 Goldrick has stuck one into the back of the sack. 5482 03:58:19,400 --> 03:58:21,680 Let's have another look at that before we get underway. 5483 03:58:22,080 --> 03:58:23,820 Because it really does rouse the spirits. 5484 03:58:25,580 --> 03:58:25,980 Unbelievable. 5485 03:58:26,340 --> 03:58:26,780 Ghost... 5486 03:58:26,780 --> 03:58:27,380 Ghost bumps. 5487 03:58:27,720 --> 03:58:28,660 The whole shebangle. 5488 03:58:30,760 --> 03:58:31,560 The man... 5489 03:58:31,560 --> 03:58:31,980 McLean. 5490 03:58:32,680 --> 03:58:35,700 Lads were telling me to take him off there at the beginning of the fucking stream. 5491 03:58:36,280 --> 03:58:36,600 What? 5492 03:58:37,660 --> 03:58:40,100 The lads in the chat there saying... 5493 03:58:40,100 --> 03:58:42,020 Francis or Tommy... 5494 03:58:42,020 --> 03:58:42,980 Get rid of McLean. 5495 03:58:43,080 --> 03:58:43,860 Bring on McGuire. 5496 03:58:43,980 --> 03:58:44,780 Play three at the back. 5497 03:58:44,860 --> 03:58:45,180 Do this. 5498 03:58:45,260 --> 03:58:45,620 Do that. 5499 03:58:45,740 --> 03:58:46,480 Ba-ba-ba-jep. 5500 03:58:46,560 --> 03:58:47,780 Ba-jep-ba-jep-ba-ba-jep. 5501 03:58:48,600 --> 03:58:48,940 Yeah. 5502 03:58:49,100 --> 03:58:49,320 Yeah. 5503 03:58:49,420 --> 03:58:49,580 Yeah. 5504 03:58:49,580 --> 03:58:50,440 The talkie men. 5505 03:58:50,620 --> 03:58:51,340 The talk... 5506 03:58:51,340 --> 03:58:52,480 The town talkers. 5507 03:58:52,820 --> 03:58:53,060 Yeah. 5508 03:58:53,140 --> 03:58:54,040 The town talkers. 5509 03:58:55,600 --> 03:58:59,360 Never spend a day of their life behind the management box kind of vibes. 5510 03:58:59,360 --> 03:59:01,740 And what did you say? 5511 03:59:01,860 --> 03:59:03,220 Take off fucking... 5512 03:59:03,220 --> 03:59:03,420 What? 5513 03:59:03,500 --> 03:59:04,120 McGoldrick. 5514 03:59:05,460 --> 03:59:09,880 See him take him off and switch around this lad and put this lad here and put that lad. 5515 03:59:10,680 --> 03:59:12,080 So cop the feck on, you know. 5516 03:59:12,140 --> 03:59:12,580 Who are you? 5517 03:59:13,940 --> 03:59:15,300 Look, it doesn't matter anyway. 5518 03:59:15,380 --> 03:59:19,240 We're going to move on and move on swiftly now and definitely because we're getting towards 5519 03:59:19,240 --> 03:59:21,480 the pinnacle of our dreams. 5520 03:59:22,440 --> 03:59:22,720 Eddie. 5521 03:59:22,920 --> 03:59:24,200 Thank you very much, Eddie. 5522 03:59:25,160 --> 03:59:25,960 For your tip. 5523 03:59:26,480 --> 03:59:27,960 You simply say Samantha Mumba. 5524 03:59:28,720 --> 03:59:31,040 I don't know if that's a song request. 5525 03:59:31,740 --> 03:59:33,580 But we're in the World Cup final, Eddie. 5526 03:59:35,780 --> 03:59:37,500 It's not the jukebox final. 5527 03:59:38,660 --> 03:59:39,800 But I tell you something. 5528 03:59:41,060 --> 03:59:43,760 Thank you very, very much for your tip. 5529 03:59:44,540 --> 03:59:47,680 Brain Schlug, thank you very much for your tip as well. 5530 03:59:49,460 --> 03:59:52,820 We might get a bit of Samantha Mumba on before the end of the match, Eddie. 5531 03:59:52,900 --> 03:59:53,500 How about that? 5532 03:59:53,680 --> 03:59:55,540 Before the end of proceedings tonight. 5533 03:59:55,600 --> 03:59:56,120 We never know. 5534 03:59:56,920 --> 03:59:57,800 The pubs could be open. 5535 03:59:58,080 --> 04:00:00,320 There'll be a whole host of songs on, I'd say. 5536 04:00:00,820 --> 04:00:02,400 We might go feckin'. 5537 04:00:02,400 --> 04:00:03,820 We might go lula all together. 5538 04:00:04,360 --> 04:00:05,820 Yeah, we might have a few tinnings. 5539 04:00:06,740 --> 04:00:08,580 We might have a slab of tinnings. 5540 04:00:09,060 --> 04:00:10,380 We might have a slab, alright. 5541 04:00:10,540 --> 04:00:12,540 If we demolished a slab, we'd be fairly gone tomorrow. 5542 04:00:14,020 --> 04:00:16,120 We might have two slabs of tinnings. 5543 04:00:17,060 --> 04:00:17,980 Steady on, Tom. 5544 04:00:18,020 --> 04:00:21,340 We don't want to be absolutely arsehole-like. 5545 04:00:21,460 --> 04:00:22,840 You'd feel fucked after it. 5546 04:00:22,840 --> 04:00:23,080 You'd feel fucked after it. 5547 04:00:24,200 --> 04:00:26,200 We might have four slab beans. 5548 04:00:27,200 --> 04:00:28,140 Steady on, Tom. 5549 04:00:28,140 --> 04:00:31,100 You know, it's a lot of cans, you know. 5550 04:00:31,100 --> 04:00:31,520 I don't know how you... 5551 04:00:31,520 --> 04:00:34,020 Nearly a hundred fucking cans, like. 5552 04:00:34,940 --> 04:00:36,760 We might have eight slab beans. 5553 04:00:37,520 --> 04:00:41,720 It's not necessary a slab bean if you've got eight slabs of cans, Tom. 5554 04:00:41,820 --> 04:00:43,160 It's getting too much now. 5555 04:00:45,740 --> 04:00:46,180 Okay? 5556 04:00:48,180 --> 04:00:49,380 We've talked about this. 5557 04:00:51,200 --> 04:00:55,240 We said to not talk about that kind of excess on air as well, you know. 5558 04:00:55,680 --> 04:00:57,540 We might have 16 slab beans. 5559 04:00:57,540 --> 04:00:59,540 We don't want to be a slab. 5560 04:00:59,540 --> 04:01:01,340 We don't want to be a slab. 5561 04:01:01,340 --> 04:01:02,460 We don't want to be a slab. 5562 04:01:02,460 --> 04:01:04,580 We don't want to be a slab. 5563 04:01:04,580 --> 04:01:05,620 We don't want to be a slab. 5564 04:01:05,620 --> 04:01:06,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5565 04:01:06,680 --> 04:01:07,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5566 04:01:07,680 --> 04:01:08,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5567 04:01:08,680 --> 04:01:09,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5568 04:01:09,680 --> 04:01:10,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5569 04:01:10,680 --> 04:01:11,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5570 04:01:11,680 --> 04:01:12,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5571 04:01:12,680 --> 04:01:13,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5572 04:01:13,680 --> 04:01:14,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5573 04:01:14,680 --> 04:01:15,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5574 04:01:15,680 --> 04:01:16,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5575 04:01:16,680 --> 04:01:17,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5576 04:01:17,680 --> 04:01:18,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5577 04:01:18,680 --> 04:01:19,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5578 04:01:19,680 --> 04:01:20,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5579 04:01:20,680 --> 04:01:21,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5580 04:01:21,680 --> 04:01:22,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5581 04:01:22,680 --> 04:01:23,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5582 04:01:23,680 --> 04:01:24,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5583 04:01:24,680 --> 04:01:25,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5584 04:01:25,680 --> 04:01:26,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5585 04:01:26,680 --> 04:01:27,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5586 04:01:27,680 --> 04:01:28,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5587 04:01:28,680 --> 04:01:29,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5588 04:01:29,680 --> 04:01:30,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5589 04:01:30,680 --> 04:01:31,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5590 04:01:31,680 --> 04:01:32,680 We don't want to be a slab. 5591 04:01:32,680 --> 04:01:37,680 The horizon of paradise is well and truly on the horizon. 5592 04:01:37,680 --> 04:01:42,680 45 minutes from paradise for Ireland. 5593 04:01:42,680 --> 04:01:45,680 The paradise, which I keep mentioning, 5594 04:01:45,680 --> 04:01:53,680 the World Cup, a trophy which these men could hold or touch before the end of the night. 5595 04:01:53,680 --> 04:01:54,680 45 minutes time. 5596 04:01:54,680 --> 04:01:57,680 In less than, it's 40, about 43 now, 42 minutes time. 5597 04:01:57,680 --> 04:02:05,680 Robby Brady on the ball, making a hames of his man. 5598 04:02:05,680 --> 04:02:06,680 Excellent work from Brady. 5599 04:02:06,680 --> 04:02:08,680 Gives the Brady ball to Coleman. 5600 04:02:08,680 --> 04:02:09,680 Coleman, McGoldrick, a bit of time. 5601 04:02:09,680 --> 04:02:10,680 Lofts it over to the centre. 5602 04:02:10,680 --> 04:02:12,680 Hendrick trying to run onto it. 5603 04:02:12,680 --> 04:02:18,680 De Bruyne is sandwiched between himself and the ball and manages to break the blanker right out to the middle. 5604 04:02:18,680 --> 04:02:20,680 And it looks like Batish Yahi now. 5605 04:02:20,680 --> 04:02:21,680 He's got men calling out for it. 5606 04:02:21,680 --> 04:02:22,680 Screaming out for it. 5607 04:02:22,680 --> 04:02:25,680 And it looks as though Ireland are going to be on the back foot for a couple of minutes here. 5608 04:02:25,680 --> 04:02:26,680 It's Hazard. 5609 04:02:26,680 --> 04:02:27,680 Lays the ball back to De Bruyne. 5610 04:02:27,680 --> 04:02:28,680 De Bruyne. 5611 04:02:28,680 --> 04:02:29,680 Floats and laffed it through. 5612 04:02:29,680 --> 04:02:30,680 Plays to Hazard. 5613 04:02:30,680 --> 04:02:34,680 I beg your pardon, it wasn't Hazard before who had the ball who gave it to De Bruyne. 5614 04:02:34,680 --> 04:02:36,680 Vertonghen is now on the ball. 5615 04:02:36,680 --> 04:02:37,680 Vertonghen. 5616 04:02:37,680 --> 04:02:38,680 Vertonghen. 5617 04:02:38,680 --> 04:02:39,680 Vertonghen. 5618 04:02:39,680 --> 04:02:39,680 Vertonghen. 5619 04:02:39,680 --> 04:02:41,680 Please stall for a free kick there. 5620 04:02:41,680 --> 04:02:46,680 Vertonghen was taken out of it by McLean. 5621 04:02:46,680 --> 04:02:47,680 Vertonghen. 5622 04:02:47,680 --> 04:02:48,680 Vertonghen. 5623 04:02:48,680 --> 04:02:49,680 Vertonghen. 5624 04:02:49,680 --> 04:02:50,680 Vertonghen. 5625 04:02:50,680 --> 04:02:51,680 Vertonghen. 5626 04:02:51,680 --> 04:02:52,680 Vertonghen. 5627 04:02:52,680 --> 04:02:53,680 Vertonghen. 5628 04:02:53,680 --> 04:02:56,680 And McLean can't believe what he's been seeing. 5629 04:02:56,680 --> 04:02:59,680 And that's a card for McLean. 5630 04:02:59,680 --> 04:03:03,680 The ball comes in. 5631 04:03:03,680 --> 04:03:04,680 It's a swinger. 5632 04:03:04,680 --> 04:03:06,680 It lands in 14 Mertens head. 5633 04:03:06,680 --> 04:03:08,680 What a goal from Mertens. 5634 04:03:08,680 --> 04:03:10,680 What a goal from Mertens. 5635 04:03:10,680 --> 04:03:15,680 Out of nowhere. 5636 04:03:15,680 --> 04:03:19,680 Super close control. 5637 04:03:19,680 --> 04:03:24,680 Not great news for Ireland in the slightest. 5638 04:03:24,680 --> 04:03:28,680 But how? 5639 04:03:28,680 --> 04:03:29,680 How? 5640 04:03:29,680 --> 04:03:30,680 I repeat. 5641 04:03:30,680 --> 04:03:34,680 How can you argue with a strike that good? 5642 04:03:35,680 --> 04:03:39,680 I don't know how we're going to handle it but we need to handle on it soon. 5643 04:03:39,680 --> 04:03:40,680 Put a handle on it. 5644 04:03:40,680 --> 04:03:46,680 Fantastic bit of play there from the boys from Belgium. 5645 04:03:46,680 --> 04:03:48,680 De Bruyne. 5646 04:03:48,680 --> 04:03:52,680 Mad little ball down to your man Mertens. 5647 04:03:52,680 --> 04:03:54,680 They'd worked it out on the training ground all week. 5648 04:03:54,680 --> 04:03:55,680 All day. 5649 04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:55,680 All day. 5650 04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:56,680 All night. 5651 04:03:56,680 --> 04:03:57,680 Practice. 5652 04:03:57,680 --> 04:03:58,680 Practice. 5653 04:03:58,680 --> 04:03:59,680 Practice. 5654 04:03:59,680 --> 04:03:59,680 Practice. 5655 04:03:59,680 --> 04:04:00,680 Practice. 5656 04:04:00,680 --> 04:04:01,680 Thanks very much. 5657 04:04:01,680 --> 04:04:02,680 Shlapiton Milasevic. 5658 04:04:02,680 --> 04:04:03,680 Thank you for your tip. 5659 04:04:03,680 --> 04:04:04,680 And also thank you. 5660 04:04:04,680 --> 04:04:05,680 Aliens have invaded Wexford. 5661 04:04:05,680 --> 04:04:07,680 Hopefully they haven't. 5662 04:04:07,680 --> 04:04:08,680 We're live on air at the moment. 5663 04:04:08,680 --> 04:04:12,680 I don't understand what could be going on in the rest of the world. 5664 04:04:12,680 --> 04:04:15,680 Hopefully aliens have not invaded Wexford. 5665 04:04:15,680 --> 04:04:16,680 That would not go well. 5666 04:04:16,680 --> 04:04:17,680 Especially on the night. 5667 04:04:17,680 --> 04:04:19,680 And this night when we could be bringing home the World Cup. 5668 04:04:19,680 --> 04:04:22,680 Last thing we want is an alien invasion. 5669 04:04:22,680 --> 04:04:24,680 It would be just our luck Tommy wouldn't it? 5670 04:04:24,680 --> 04:04:28,680 It really would be the one night I'll make to the World Cup final. 5671 04:04:28,680 --> 04:04:32,680 And it has to be even cancelled or the show. 5672 04:04:32,680 --> 04:04:34,680 The spirits are dampened. 5673 04:04:34,680 --> 04:04:35,680 Dampened. 5674 04:04:35,680 --> 04:04:36,680 Dampened. 5675 04:04:36,680 --> 04:04:37,680 Oh. 5676 04:04:37,680 --> 04:04:38,680 Jesus Christ. 5677 04:04:38,680 --> 04:04:42,680 Sorry about that lads. 5678 04:04:42,680 --> 04:04:43,680 Sorry. 5679 04:04:43,680 --> 04:04:48,680 I'd just like to apologize about taking the Lord's mane in vain. 5680 04:04:48,680 --> 04:04:50,680 That would be the Lord's hair Tommy. 5681 04:04:50,680 --> 04:04:53,680 I didn't mention anything about his hair. 5682 04:04:53,680 --> 04:04:56,680 And which the only things I would have said about the Lord's hair. 5683 04:04:56,680 --> 04:04:58,680 Is that he had great hair. 5684 04:04:58,680 --> 04:04:59,680 Well. 5685 04:04:59,680 --> 04:05:03,680 Even if you didn't take the Lord's mane in vain you. 5686 04:05:03,680 --> 04:05:05,680 We're taking the Lord's name in vain. 5687 04:05:05,680 --> 04:05:08,680 And for that we must apologize. 5688 04:05:08,680 --> 04:05:11,680 Belgium with Alderweerlo. 5689 04:05:11,680 --> 04:05:13,680 Looking to build a bit of company. 5690 04:05:13,680 --> 04:05:14,680 He's in good company with company. 5691 04:05:14,680 --> 04:05:16,680 Who laughs a floater down to. 5692 04:05:16,680 --> 04:05:17,680 Tealmans. 5693 04:05:17,680 --> 04:05:19,680 And Ireland are taking their eye off the ball here. 5694 04:05:19,680 --> 04:05:22,680 They need to get back to basics and steal that ball. 5695 04:05:22,680 --> 04:05:23,680 Steal the screw baller. 5696 04:05:23,680 --> 04:05:26,680 And get the hell out of jail with this. 5697 04:05:26,680 --> 04:05:28,680 Because it's not going to bode well for them. 5698 04:05:28,680 --> 04:05:29,680 Is it Tom? 5699 04:05:29,680 --> 04:05:30,680 Not in the slightest. 5700 04:05:30,680 --> 04:05:33,680 Belgians are sending bullets in. 5701 04:05:33,680 --> 04:05:34,680 Oh. 5702 04:05:35,680 --> 04:05:36,680 It's not good at all. 5703 04:05:36,680 --> 04:05:37,680 My Goldrick. 5704 04:05:37,680 --> 04:05:38,680 He's on his own. 5705 04:05:38,680 --> 04:05:39,680 On the Belgian. 5706 04:05:39,680 --> 04:05:41,680 Half of the field. 5707 04:05:41,680 --> 04:05:42,680 And De Bruyne is a bully boy. 5708 04:05:42,680 --> 04:05:43,680 Trying to get the ball off him. 5709 04:05:43,680 --> 04:05:45,680 But it's not going to work out. 5710 04:05:45,680 --> 04:05:46,680 De Bruyne. 5711 04:05:46,680 --> 04:05:47,680 Come back again another time. 5712 04:05:47,680 --> 04:05:49,680 McLean is on the wing now. 5713 04:05:49,680 --> 04:05:50,680 He's looking lean. 5714 04:05:50,680 --> 04:05:50,680 Mean. 5715 04:05:50,680 --> 04:05:52,680 He gives the ball back to Stevens. 5716 04:05:52,680 --> 04:05:53,680 Stevens. 5717 04:05:53,680 --> 04:05:54,680 Into Hoorahan. 5718 04:05:54,680 --> 04:05:55,680 Hoorahan. 5719 04:05:55,680 --> 04:05:56,680 Looking for support in the middle. 5720 04:05:56,680 --> 04:05:57,680 He finds it in Brady. 5721 04:05:57,680 --> 04:05:59,680 Brady's come out from the wing. 5722 04:05:59,680 --> 04:06:01,680 And he's giving it back to Hoorahan. 5723 04:06:01,680 --> 04:06:03,680 Also that man Coleman is. 5724 04:06:03,680 --> 04:06:05,680 Bolstering the support here. 5725 04:06:05,680 --> 04:06:06,680 And it. 5726 04:06:06,680 --> 04:06:07,680 He's offside. 5727 04:06:07,680 --> 04:06:09,680 It was a nice piece of play from Ireland there. 5728 04:06:09,680 --> 04:06:12,680 Really was lovely until the final ball. 5729 04:06:13,680 --> 04:06:14,680 Just a fraction. 5730 04:06:15,680 --> 04:06:17,680 Belgian are playing that high line. 5731 04:06:17,680 --> 04:06:19,680 And Ireland are getting stung. 5732 04:06:20,680 --> 04:06:21,680 Ireland are getting stung. 5733 04:06:21,680 --> 04:06:24,680 But we're not going to let it sting our spirit. 5734 04:06:24,680 --> 04:06:27,680 As we look towards the last 30 minutes of this game. 5735 04:06:27,680 --> 04:06:28,680 20 minutes. 5736 04:06:28,680 --> 04:06:29,680 I beg your pardon. 5737 04:06:29,680 --> 04:06:30,680 Which are going to be. 5738 04:06:30,680 --> 04:06:32,680 Torturous for a lot of people out there. 5739 04:06:32,680 --> 04:06:34,680 Not so much the country. 5740 04:06:34,680 --> 04:06:35,680 Back home. 5741 04:06:35,680 --> 04:06:36,680 But. 5742 04:06:36,680 --> 04:06:37,680 The Belgian boys as well. 5743 04:06:37,680 --> 04:06:38,680 They want to see this. 5744 04:06:38,680 --> 04:06:39,680 But it's Ireland. 5745 04:06:39,680 --> 04:06:40,680 Who have. 5746 04:06:40,680 --> 04:06:41,680 A little bit of luck here. 5747 04:06:41,680 --> 04:06:42,680 With McGoldrick. 5748 04:06:42,680 --> 04:06:43,680 McGoldrick sends a. 5749 04:06:43,680 --> 04:06:44,680 A palm stings. 5750 04:06:44,680 --> 04:06:45,680 Golf resort. 5751 04:06:45,680 --> 04:06:47,680 Cracker Jacker Lular. 5752 04:06:47,680 --> 04:06:48,680 Against that. 5753 04:06:48,680 --> 04:06:49,680 Goal keepers hands. 5754 04:06:49,680 --> 04:06:51,680 I think it could be Courtois. 5755 04:06:51,680 --> 04:06:56,680 I ain't too sure. 5756 04:06:56,680 --> 04:06:57,680 But it was a good save. 5757 04:06:57,680 --> 04:06:59,680 I think it's time to bring. 5758 04:06:59,680 --> 04:07:00,680 Long on. 5759 04:07:00,680 --> 04:07:01,680 Are you sure about that? 5760 04:07:01,680 --> 04:07:02,680 I'm a sure of silk. 5761 04:07:02,680 --> 04:07:03,680 And are you sure with that simile. 5762 04:07:03,680 --> 04:07:04,680 As. 5763 04:07:04,680 --> 04:07:05,680 Before that word silk. 5764 04:07:05,680 --> 04:07:06,680 Because the. 5765 04:07:06,680 --> 04:07:07,680 Sentence doesn't make sense. 5766 04:07:07,680 --> 04:07:08,680 Shut up and make the switch. 5767 04:07:08,680 --> 04:07:09,680 It's my gold rush to go off for long. 5768 04:07:09,680 --> 04:07:09,680 Hopefully we can start singing a song. 5769 04:07:09,680 --> 04:07:10,680 Soon enough. 5770 04:07:10,680 --> 04:07:11,680 Ole Ole. 5771 04:07:11,680 --> 04:07:11,680 Thank you very much for the tips there lads. 5772 04:07:11,680 --> 04:07:12,680 Aliens and Schlabaton. 5773 04:07:12,680 --> 04:07:13,680 Milosevic. 5774 04:07:13,680 --> 04:07:14,680 Brady. 5775 04:07:14,680 --> 04:07:14,680 About to float the. 5776 04:07:14,680 --> 04:07:15,680 The ball lean into the mixing unit. 5777 04:07:15,680 --> 04:07:16,680 And there's a head gun on it. 5778 04:07:16,680 --> 04:07:17,680 It was wheeling. 5779 04:07:17,680 --> 04:07:18,680 But it. 5780 04:07:18,680 --> 04:07:19,680 Not enough. 5781 04:07:19,680 --> 04:07:20,680 Just glanced his forehead. 5782 04:07:20,680 --> 04:07:21,680 And. 5783 04:07:21,680 --> 04:07:22,680 Uh. 5784 04:07:22,680 --> 04:07:23,680 Hendrik. 5785 04:07:23,680 --> 04:07:24,680 Unfortunately. 5786 04:07:24,680 --> 04:07:24,680 Too heavy a touch. 5787 04:07:24,680 --> 04:07:25,680 Puts the ball out of play. 5788 04:07:25,680 --> 04:07:26,680 And it looks like we're going to put him out of play for that. 5789 04:07:26,680 --> 04:07:27,680 Are you serious? 5790 04:07:27,680 --> 04:07:28,680 Yep. 5791 04:07:28,680 --> 04:07:33,720 soon enough. Ole, ole. Thank you very much for the tips, our lads. Aliens and Schlabaton. 5792 04:07:33,720 --> 04:07:38,640 Milosevic, Brady about to float the ball in into the mixing unit and there's a 5793 04:07:38,640 --> 04:07:43,080 head gone on it. It was wheeling but it not enough just glanced his forehead and 5794 04:07:43,080 --> 04:07:48,360 Hendrik unfortunately there with too heavy a touch puts the ball out of play 5795 04:07:48,360 --> 04:07:53,820 and it looks like we're gonna put him out of play for that. Be serious? Yep. So he's a 5796 04:07:53,820 --> 04:08:23,780 liability man. Central midfield. It's the Artful Dodger or it's McCarthy. McCarthy. Why? There's two extra points on Artur. Let's do it. Let's do it. So it's McCarthy is gonna be switched off now. Or switched on sorry for Hendrik. Makes way for McCarthy. Thank you 5797 04:08:23,780 --> 04:08:53,740 very much. There for the tip of the Queen back run. Thank you very much. And it's Belgium here. Kevin De Bruyne who slices a slice of Corona in line. Over to the ball on the right hand side of the flanker. And there's a dodgy little moment of Bruin here. We need to make sure that Keough blasts that ball into space but it's only blasted as far as his man who's attacking. And Duffy. Let's do something here and not lose his composure. And he doesn't. Thank God. As he lands a lovely ball down but Dwayne fails to collect it up. And 5798 04:08:53,740 --> 04:09:15,560 De Bruyne is gonna do something here. Unless we get hands on him. Or if we get feet on. We need to get feet on the ball lads. Keep the ball on the deck. And they keep the ball on the deck. They do. It's McCarthy now in the middle. Fresh legs. Plays a lovely through ball to McLean. He's got long. Long. Collects. Shoots. And it's long. Just past the left hand post for Ireland. 5799 04:09:15,740 --> 04:09:29,480 Oh so close. So close. So close. So near. Yet so far. Shane Long there. So so unfortunate for him. 5800 04:09:31,700 --> 04:09:34,200 A substitution for Belgium is coming on now. 5801 04:09:36,320 --> 04:09:48,340 Vanekin. Vanekin Skywalker for Belgian. Is gonna replace Tillmans. And it's Duffy with the defensive header away into the middle of the park. 5802 04:09:48,920 --> 04:09:58,020 McCarthy lays a lovely little thread ball to Brady. Can he find Long? No. It's a bad ball. It's given away shamelessly. And shamefully. 5803 04:09:58,020 --> 04:10:17,820 The elite of De Bruyne sweeps up the spillage with the kitchen roll. The only types of roll that were left on the shells after the greedy bastards looted them all. And it's Long on the ball here. What can he do? He's got no men for support. Lays it out to McLean. McLean. Two ball to Hourahan. Hourahan. Passed Long. Shoots. And it's a goal for Ireland. 5804 04:10:17,820 --> 04:10:33,720 The 84th minute. Shane Long is sent to the World Cup winning place. Oh my god. Can't believe it. It's everything you've ever dreamed about before. It could be. It could be. Happening. 5805 04:10:41,820 --> 04:10:47,200 That man, Shane Langaldo, back in the action. 5806 04:10:48,160 --> 04:10:49,940 We never doubted it for a second. 5807 04:10:50,740 --> 04:10:51,560 Shane Langaldo. 5808 04:10:55,520 --> 04:10:56,660 Come on, boys. 5809 04:10:58,380 --> 04:11:00,120 It's our time, boys. 5810 04:11:01,460 --> 04:11:03,260 It's our time, boys. 5811 04:11:04,620 --> 04:11:06,620 It's our time, boys. 5812 04:11:09,680 --> 04:11:11,860 Great, great analysis there. 5813 04:11:12,000 --> 04:11:16,860 Tommy Schlug, thank you so much for that breakdown of what was going on. 5814 04:11:17,360 --> 04:11:18,000 Look at this. 5815 04:11:18,440 --> 04:11:20,560 Ireland, five minutes from paradise. 5816 04:11:21,220 --> 04:11:27,080 Can they stop this onslaught now from Belgium who are trying to get into us? 5817 04:11:27,080 --> 04:11:28,360 But it's not going to happen. 5818 04:11:28,500 --> 04:11:29,620 We're a locked door. 5819 04:11:30,000 --> 04:11:31,120 There's a padlock on it. 5820 04:11:31,380 --> 04:11:33,080 And there's three different keys on the chain. 5821 04:11:33,180 --> 04:11:37,160 You have to waste time trying to test the different keys before you even unlock it. 5822 04:11:37,440 --> 04:11:38,060 And look at this. 5823 04:11:38,340 --> 04:11:39,680 McLean to McCarthy. 5824 04:11:40,020 --> 04:11:40,380 McCarthy. 5825 04:11:40,960 --> 04:11:41,840 He's got something. 5826 04:11:42,120 --> 04:11:42,760 He's got nothing. 5827 04:11:43,600 --> 04:11:46,760 The Belgians are on their arses trying to get the ball away. 5828 04:11:47,320 --> 04:11:48,520 Still a bit of spillage in the middle. 5829 04:11:48,620 --> 04:11:49,420 It's Kevin De Bruyne. 5830 04:11:49,740 --> 04:11:51,120 Sends a lovely ball out to the right. 5831 04:11:51,320 --> 04:11:52,340 A lovely through ball then. 5832 04:11:52,400 --> 04:11:53,100 Trying to find Hazard. 5833 04:11:53,160 --> 04:11:54,320 But there's no steam in the tank. 5834 04:11:54,520 --> 04:11:55,600 He gives it back to Randolph. 5835 04:11:56,200 --> 04:11:58,860 A blast away is all it will do here for Randolph. 5836 04:11:59,140 --> 04:12:02,700 And it's all he gives as well as 91 minutes on the clock. 5837 04:12:02,820 --> 04:12:04,260 Four minutes of stoppage time. 5838 04:12:05,680 --> 04:12:06,960 Parage by George Russell. 5839 04:12:07,060 --> 04:12:07,900 Thank you very much. 5840 04:12:09,900 --> 04:12:13,460 It's absolutely end to end stuff here. 5841 04:12:13,460 --> 04:12:14,380 Ireland. 5842 04:12:14,380 --> 04:12:14,420 Ireland. 5843 04:12:14,800 --> 04:12:16,520 Just need to keep it on the deck boys. 5844 04:12:16,920 --> 04:12:18,020 Paradise lashed. 5845 04:12:18,460 --> 04:12:20,080 Paradise will be found in a moment. 5846 04:12:20,860 --> 04:12:21,380 Vertonghen. 5847 04:12:21,980 --> 04:12:23,100 He's giving it away. 5848 04:12:23,520 --> 04:12:24,040 Vertonghen. 5849 04:12:25,420 --> 04:12:29,180 And Vertonghen nearly slips it into the nothing zone. 5850 04:12:29,560 --> 04:12:31,200 And that the final whistle goes. 5851 04:12:31,800 --> 04:12:32,560 And it's Ireland. 5852 04:12:33,020 --> 04:12:33,820 Are doing it. 5853 04:12:34,380 --> 04:12:36,460 The unthinkable is about to be unfunct. 5854 04:12:39,140 --> 04:12:40,820 Open the pubs boys. 5855 04:12:42,640 --> 04:12:44,360 Open the pubs boys. 5856 04:12:45,900 --> 04:12:47,840 Ireland have done it. 5857 04:12:48,580 --> 04:12:50,720 Ireland have been. 5858 04:12:51,460 --> 04:12:53,020 Ireland have saw. 5859 04:12:53,020 --> 04:12:57,020 And it's Ireland who have conquered tonight. 5860 04:12:59,120 --> 04:13:00,020 In Qatar. 5861 04:13:01,960 --> 04:13:03,960 Open the pubs boys. 5862 04:13:05,820 --> 04:13:07,620 The World Cup is ours. 5863 04:13:07,620 --> 04:13:10,960 Old Dirty Nelly. 5864 04:13:11,400 --> 04:13:12,880 Thank you so much for the tip. 5865 04:13:13,660 --> 04:13:15,160 Thanks to everyone who believed. 5866 04:13:17,480 --> 04:13:19,140 Up the COVID boys. 5867 04:13:20,980 --> 04:13:22,620 Slap away boys. 5868 04:13:24,720 --> 04:13:26,700 Tommy Schlug is over the moon. 5869 04:13:29,340 --> 04:13:31,920 The time for losers is over. 5870 04:13:32,320 --> 04:13:33,560 The time for winners. 5871 04:13:34,120 --> 04:13:35,440 Starts right here. 5872 04:13:35,780 --> 04:13:36,560 Right now. 5873 04:13:36,880 --> 04:13:37,940 And the only winners. 5874 04:13:38,920 --> 04:13:39,720 Are Ireland. 5875 04:13:47,900 --> 04:13:49,900 Slap away boys. 5876 04:13:49,900 --> 04:13:49,900 Slap away boys. 5877 04:13:53,900 --> 04:13:54,820 An amazing. 5878 04:13:54,820 --> 04:13:54,860 An amazing. 5879 04:13:54,860 --> 04:13:54,940 Amazing. 5880 04:13:54,940 --> 04:13:55,460 Amazing. 5881 04:13:55,460 --> 04:13:56,480 Piece of work. 5882 04:13:56,960 --> 04:13:57,880 Can you believe it. 5883 04:13:57,940 --> 04:13:58,920 Thank you so much. 5884 04:13:59,660 --> 04:14:00,600 To loves the raw. 5885 04:14:00,880 --> 04:14:02,000 Old Dirty Nelly. 5886 04:14:02,920 --> 04:14:03,860 The views. 5887 04:14:04,560 --> 04:14:05,260 Of the show. 5888 04:14:05,460 --> 04:14:06,100 Are not that. 5889 04:14:06,340 --> 04:14:06,540 Of. 5890 04:14:07,260 --> 04:14:08,680 The people who send the message. 5891 04:14:08,820 --> 04:14:09,200 And we just. 5892 04:14:09,300 --> 04:14:10,340 We just read the names. 5893 04:14:11,320 --> 04:14:12,240 Whatever happens. 5894 04:14:12,240 --> 04:14:12,560 Happens. 5895 04:14:12,560 --> 04:14:13,220 And we apologize. 5896 04:14:14,280 --> 04:14:15,040 If there's any. 5897 04:14:15,200 --> 04:14:16,140 Anyone out there. 5898 04:14:16,820 --> 04:14:17,960 Who wants to give us a. 5899 04:14:17,960 --> 04:14:19,040 Gig Sky Sports. 5900 04:14:20,060 --> 04:14:20,580 BBC. 5901 04:14:23,100 --> 04:14:24,160 Virgin Media One. 5902 04:14:24,460 --> 04:14:26,020 Even Virgin Media One. 5903 04:14:27,600 --> 04:14:29,300 We are the best in the biz. 5904 04:14:29,440 --> 04:14:30,400 Give us 10 minutes. 5905 04:14:31,220 --> 04:14:32,620 10 minutes in your studio. 5906 04:14:32,880 --> 04:14:33,780 To give us what you. 5907 04:14:33,840 --> 04:14:34,700 Give us what you got. 5908 04:14:34,820 --> 04:14:34,900 Or. 5909 04:14:35,100 --> 04:14:36,660 For us to give us what we have. 5910 04:14:36,960 --> 04:14:38,480 Or to give you what we have. 5911 04:14:39,160 --> 04:14:40,500 You're not doing a good job. 5912 04:14:40,560 --> 04:14:40,880 Francis. 5913 04:14:41,560 --> 04:14:42,180 Hold it together. 5914 04:14:42,780 --> 04:14:44,040 I'm trying to hold it together. 5915 04:14:44,120 --> 04:14:44,340 Tom. 5916 04:14:44,380 --> 04:14:45,320 But we've won the World Cup. 5917 04:14:46,140 --> 04:14:47,100 We've won the World Cup. 5918 04:14:47,140 --> 04:14:47,940 And it's coming home. 5919 04:14:49,680 --> 04:14:51,220 Sam is coming back home. 5920 04:14:51,660 --> 04:14:52,460 We might not have been. 5921 04:14:52,980 --> 04:14:54,020 We might not have been. 5922 04:14:54,020 --> 04:14:54,240 We might not have been able. 5923 04:14:54,240 --> 04:14:55,040 To bring Sam. 5924 04:14:57,080 --> 04:14:58,240 Sam McGuire back. 5925 04:14:58,340 --> 04:14:59,640 But we're bringing the World Cup. 5926 04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:00,820 Trophy back home. 5927 04:15:02,880 --> 04:15:04,140 Get a hold of yourselves. 5928 04:15:04,720 --> 04:15:05,120 Francis. 5929 04:15:06,520 --> 04:15:07,260 You're a goose. 5930 04:15:07,400 --> 04:15:08,360 Get a hold of yourselves. 5931 04:15:09,000 --> 04:15:10,340 We're coming back home. 5932 04:15:10,340 --> 04:15:10,340 We're coming back home. 5933 04:15:10,340 --> 04:15:10,780 We're coming back home. 5934 04:15:14,340 --> 04:15:16,380 We're coming back home. 5935 04:15:23,680 --> 04:15:25,000 Thank you so much. 5936 04:15:25,580 --> 04:15:26,800 Open the pubs boys. 5937 04:15:27,140 --> 04:15:28,220 And Boss Angel. 5938 04:15:29,020 --> 04:15:30,840 Who says open the pubs boys. 5939 04:15:32,440 --> 04:15:34,660 What an amazing time to be alive. 5940 04:15:35,360 --> 04:15:36,940 An amazing piece of work. 5941 04:15:37,080 --> 04:15:38,840 That went on with the highlights. 5942 04:15:38,840 --> 04:15:39,960 From this match. 5943 04:15:40,460 --> 04:15:41,420 Boss Angel. 5944 04:15:42,180 --> 04:15:43,200 Thank you very much. 5945 04:15:43,300 --> 04:15:44,020 Boss Angel. 5946 04:15:49,180 --> 04:15:50,620 Sorry there. 5947 04:15:50,680 --> 04:15:52,580 We need to get some appropriate music on. 5948 04:15:52,680 --> 04:15:53,060 For this. 5949 04:15:54,180 --> 04:15:55,520 And here we go. 5950 04:15:55,520 --> 04:15:57,800 It made. 5951 04:15:57,800 --> 04:16:06,100 It's the moment that will bring tears to the eyes of many, many, many Irish football fans for years to come. 5952 04:16:06,760 --> 04:16:08,940 The moment we took it to them. 5953 04:16:09,520 --> 04:16:11,340 We stuck it up the Belgian boys. 5954 04:16:12,520 --> 04:16:15,860 And they didn't take it lightly. 5955 04:16:15,860 --> 04:16:18,040 They didn't sit down either, Tommy. 5956 04:16:18,040 --> 04:16:18,900 No. 5957 04:16:18,900 --> 04:16:18,980 No. 5958 04:16:19,480 --> 04:16:21,300 All credit to the Belgian boys. 5959 04:16:22,040 --> 04:16:24,300 They had a real blast off as well. 5960 04:16:25,300 --> 04:16:26,560 The boys were on the blast off as well. 5961 04:16:26,560 --> 04:16:26,640 The boys were on the blast off. 5962 04:16:26,640 --> 04:16:28,180 And they came out. 5963 04:16:28,600 --> 04:16:30,080 And they hit solid balls. 5964 04:16:30,600 --> 04:16:31,180 But they weren't. 5965 04:16:31,480 --> 04:16:33,480 Their balls weren't as solid as ours. 5966 04:16:35,140 --> 04:16:38,140 Our balls were much more solider in the attack. 5967 04:16:38,500 --> 04:16:39,700 And look at that for a ball. 5968 04:16:40,060 --> 04:16:41,600 That was a real soft ball. 5969 04:16:42,000 --> 04:16:42,620 It was. 5970 04:16:44,620 --> 04:16:46,820 They just don't have the power. 5971 04:16:47,300 --> 04:16:47,880 The pace. 5972 04:16:48,280 --> 04:16:48,900 The determination. 5973 04:16:49,280 --> 04:16:49,880 The tenacity. 5974 04:16:50,120 --> 04:16:50,560 The grit. 5975 04:16:53,560 --> 04:16:55,920 That the boys in green have. 5976 04:16:57,980 --> 04:17:01,000 Thank you very much there to Schnelly there. 5977 04:17:01,240 --> 04:17:02,040 Thanks for your tip. 5978 04:17:02,940 --> 04:17:04,180 And Boss Angel. 5979 04:17:04,360 --> 04:17:05,280 And open the pubs. 5980 04:17:06,140 --> 04:17:07,340 Revenge for the Euros. 5981 04:17:09,420 --> 04:17:10,340 Up the COVID. 5982 04:17:10,960 --> 04:17:12,900 Out with the COVID and in with the World Cup. 5983 04:17:13,700 --> 04:17:13,920 Eh? 5984 04:17:14,500 --> 04:17:15,060 That's it. 5985 04:17:15,220 --> 04:17:15,860 That's it, Francis. 5986 04:17:16,500 --> 04:17:18,240 Stick your COVID up your hole. 5987 04:17:18,480 --> 04:17:19,600 We don't need your COVID. 5988 04:17:20,940 --> 04:17:22,260 We've got the cup, boys. 5989 04:17:22,480 --> 04:17:23,200 We've won the cup. 5990 04:17:23,800 --> 04:17:24,860 The cup was won. 5991 04:17:26,100 --> 04:17:27,100 The cup was won. 5992 04:17:27,200 --> 04:17:28,460 We came out and we won the cup. 5993 04:17:29,220 --> 04:17:30,480 You know what we won. 5994 04:17:31,760 --> 04:17:32,980 You don't need to ask. 5995 04:17:33,360 --> 04:17:34,320 Because you know it. 5996 04:17:34,820 --> 04:17:37,820 You're going to have to know about it for another four years at least. 5997 04:17:38,820 --> 04:17:39,800 It's our cup. 5998 04:17:39,920 --> 04:17:40,020 Yeah. 5999 04:17:40,620 --> 04:17:42,820 It's our cup and you know we won it. 6000 04:17:45,740 --> 04:17:47,180 Are you watching England? 6001 04:17:50,220 --> 04:17:51,840 You got Luka Modric. 6002 04:17:52,580 --> 04:17:53,180 Modric. 6003 04:17:54,860 --> 04:17:59,440 Modric did the job on you last year or a few years ago. 6004 04:18:02,940 --> 04:18:03,620 Modric. 6005 04:18:04,020 --> 04:18:04,540 Modric. 6006 04:18:04,980 --> 04:18:05,540 Modric. 6007 04:18:05,980 --> 04:18:06,540 Modric. 6008 04:18:07,040 --> 04:18:07,600 Modric. 6009 04:18:08,120 --> 04:18:09,120 Are you listening England? 6010 04:18:09,120 --> 04:18:13,120 Modric got you in the semi-finals. 6011 04:18:13,280 --> 04:18:13,680 Modric. 6012 04:18:14,080 --> 04:18:14,600 Modric. 6013 04:18:15,060 --> 04:18:15,580 Modric. 6014 04:18:16,040 --> 04:18:16,580 Modric. 6015 04:18:17,100 --> 04:18:17,660 Modric. 6016 04:18:18,120 --> 04:18:18,640 Modric. 6017 04:18:20,000 --> 04:18:23,080 But we came up in the World Cup final. 6018 04:18:24,100 --> 04:18:26,180 And we came up against Vertonghen. 6019 04:18:26,720 --> 04:18:28,280 And we took Vertonghen down. 6020 04:18:29,540 --> 04:18:30,220 Vertonghen. 6021 04:18:30,580 --> 04:18:31,340 Vertonghen. 6022 04:18:31,680 --> 04:18:32,360 Vertonghen. 6023 04:18:32,740 --> 04:18:33,440 Vertonghen. 6024 04:18:33,860 --> 04:18:34,560 Vertonghen. 6025 04:18:34,940 --> 04:18:35,620 Vertonghen. 6026 04:18:36,040 --> 04:18:36,520 Vertonghen. 6027 04:18:36,520 --> 04:18:37,540 Up your buyer. 6028 04:18:37,540 --> 04:18:39,940 Up your buyer. 6029 04:18:43,060 --> 04:18:45,160 Lovely, lovely assist from McLean. 6030 04:18:45,240 --> 04:18:48,200 And that was a somptuous strike from a Goldrick. 6031 04:18:48,620 --> 04:18:50,940 To really give us the power we needed. 6032 04:18:51,320 --> 04:18:52,660 To really ram it to them. 6033 04:18:52,700 --> 04:18:53,400 We won the cup. 6034 04:18:53,820 --> 04:18:55,140 And that was a great shot. 6035 04:18:55,620 --> 04:18:56,340 Right there. 6036 04:18:56,980 --> 04:18:57,700 It was a cup. 6037 04:18:57,740 --> 04:18:59,560 It was a cup winning, cup winning goal. 6038 04:19:00,040 --> 04:19:02,440 Even though there was another couple of goals to seal the deal. 6039 04:19:04,500 --> 04:19:05,380 Can't believe it. 6040 04:19:06,200 --> 04:19:07,320 I cannot believe it. 6041 04:19:08,580 --> 04:19:09,980 It's just been amazing. 6042 04:19:10,620 --> 04:19:11,980 From start to finish. 6043 04:19:12,560 --> 04:19:13,980 Every match. 6044 04:19:14,960 --> 04:19:16,120 Every minute. 6045 04:19:16,440 --> 04:19:17,280 Every moment. 6046 04:19:18,760 --> 04:19:20,320 One for the history folks. 6047 04:19:20,960 --> 04:19:24,120 One which will just stay on our minds forever. 6048 04:19:24,120 --> 04:19:26,840 I just want to see this. 6049 04:19:26,980 --> 04:19:31,960 I need to see the goals one more time before we sign out. 6050 04:19:31,960 --> 04:19:33,740 Because it's getting... 6051 04:19:33,740 --> 04:19:35,680 There's nearly a tear in my eye, Tom. 6052 04:19:35,760 --> 04:19:36,780 I'm not going to lie to you. 6053 04:19:37,220 --> 04:19:38,500 There's nearly a tear in the eye. 6054 04:19:39,060 --> 04:19:43,020 And it's that bunch of eyes in green there that are provoking us. 6055 04:19:43,700 --> 04:19:45,220 They're doing a bit of provoking. 6056 04:19:45,620 --> 04:19:46,640 We'll put them under pressure. 6057 04:19:46,840 --> 04:19:47,260 They are? 6058 04:19:47,660 --> 04:19:48,940 They're doing a bit of provoking. 6059 04:19:49,120 --> 04:19:49,400 They are. 6060 04:19:49,800 --> 04:19:50,380 They are? 6061 04:19:51,300 --> 04:19:52,000 That's mighty. 6062 04:19:52,820 --> 04:19:53,720 It is mighty. 6063 04:19:54,100 --> 04:19:54,940 You'll love to see it. 6064 04:19:55,420 --> 04:19:55,820 Matt Cooper. 6065 04:19:55,960 --> 04:19:57,260 Thank you very much, Matt Cooper. 6066 04:19:59,660 --> 04:20:01,020 Unbelievable stuff here. 6067 04:20:03,240 --> 04:20:05,660 It just doesn't get any better than this. 6068 04:20:06,340 --> 04:20:06,860 Let's... 6069 04:20:06,860 --> 04:20:08,440 The winning goal is coming up now. 6070 04:20:09,920 --> 04:20:11,320 McGoldrick didn't stop all night. 6071 04:20:11,400 --> 04:20:12,540 He's a firecracker. 6072 04:20:12,540 --> 04:20:17,620 A shot taken from Shane Long. 6073 04:20:17,900 --> 04:20:18,900 This was the prelude. 6074 04:20:19,180 --> 04:20:21,780 This is when we knew that Long wanted to get something done. 6075 04:20:22,440 --> 04:20:23,580 That he had it in him. 6076 04:20:24,760 --> 04:20:25,860 Wasn't his moment then. 6077 04:20:25,980 --> 04:20:28,840 But boy, oh boy, did he make the most of that moment. 6078 04:20:29,480 --> 04:20:30,360 When it came. 6079 04:20:30,740 --> 04:20:31,600 And it meant something. 6080 04:20:31,680 --> 04:20:32,240 And it mattered. 6081 04:20:33,140 --> 04:20:34,600 Straight back in from Houraghan. 6082 04:20:34,880 --> 04:20:36,720 A lovely side sweep to Long. 6083 04:20:37,060 --> 04:20:37,540 And then... 6084 04:20:38,160 --> 04:20:39,760 See you later, Belgian. 6085 04:20:41,260 --> 04:20:42,440 See you next time. 6086 04:20:42,440 --> 04:20:56,980 Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! 6087 04:20:56,980 --> 04:21:15,980 Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! 6088 04:21:15,980 --> 04:21:38,020 Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!