1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:23,280 *Music* 2 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:32,560 Crazy dreams, crazy scenes, unbelievable custard creams out in South Korea the last day. 3 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:41,600 Three days ago actually, I don't know what they're at, playing a bit of baseball, they're enjoying themselves anyway. 4 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:46,560 *Music* 5 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,560 *Music* 6 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,560 *Music* 7 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,560 *Music* 8 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,960 I actually don't know what they're doing. 9 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,400 *Music* 10 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,000 A few lads clapping for the baseballers there. 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,800 *Music* 12 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,400 Maybe they were simply imagining baseball. 13 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,400 *Music* 14 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,520 There was a little bearing out in Galicia in Spain. 15 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,680 *Music* 16 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,040 He was a nice little thing. 17 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:27,120 *Music* 18 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,320 He did a bit of wandering. 19 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:38,800 *Music* 20 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:49,200 And a bit of back rubbing. 21 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:54,480 *Music* 22 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,480 *Music* 23 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,440 Best you look bear. 24 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,920 *Music* 25 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,920 *Music* 26 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,920 *Music* 27 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,840 Who's that lad out in the Gaza Strip? 28 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,560 *Music* 29 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,400 Fucking Johnny Flames is it? 30 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,120 *Music* 31 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,240 Sydney Spark. 32 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,560 *Music* 33 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,840 Fucking Frankie Fire. 34 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,800 *Music* 35 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,200 Having a bit of crack during the lockdown anyway. 36 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,840 It's not all doom and gloom. 37 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,000 *Music* 38 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,840 And you know they'd have a lot to be 39 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,640 fucking doomy and gloomy about out there like. 40 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:37,760 *Music* 41 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,320 Shake it. 42 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:38,320 Shake it. 43 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,480 Shake it baby. 44 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,600 *Music* 45 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,680 There was some lad with fire coming out of his head look. 46 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,280 Has he got fire coming out of his head look? 47 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,920 *Music* 48 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:46,560 Oh it's his arm. 49 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,080 *Music* 50 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:48,880 Thought it was his head. 51 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,680 *Music* 52 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,440 There was a bit of weddinging going on over in Dusseldorf. 53 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,800 Which is out in Germany. 54 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,440 *Music* 55 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:09,360 *Music* 56 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,880 It was something new. 57 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,560 They won't forget it anyway. 58 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,600 Do you know what I mean? 59 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,600 *Music* 60 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,600 *Music* 61 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,600 *Music* 62 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,600 *Music* 63 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:28,000 *Music* 64 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I wonder where the cake was. 65 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,840 *Music* 66 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,000 Or did they even have cake? 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,320 They were just beeping horns and fucking... 68 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:36,960 That was it. 69 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,080 *Music* 70 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:38,640 Shifted. 71 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:47,920 *Music* 72 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,400 Yeah it gets a bit annoying after a while the beeping like. 73 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 *Music* 74 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:57,200 *Music* 75 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,000 Wunderbar. 76 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,440 That's German for wonderful. 77 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,000 *Music* 78 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,040 *Music* 79 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:07,600 Well done. 80 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,680 *Music* 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,040 The couple drove off in a car and were very happy. 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,480 Bit of a bad buzz in Syria man. Fuck. I'll skip that fuck. 83 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,720 French lads with face masks over in France. Going into schools. 84 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:42,640 French lads over in Paris in France. Doing social distance and marking jobs on the pavement. 85 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,200 Stone slabs in the middle of the station jobs. 86 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:55,200 Fucking Parisian yellow vest boys. Tell you they're a bit different to the Parisian yellow vest boys 87 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:00,880 that were doing the damage out on the streets every fucking day and week like. Do you know what I mean? 88 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,840 I don't know where to stand on them myself. Like I was with them beginning. Then you hear they're fucking just 89 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:12,000 taking the piss the next. But then are they really taking the piss? Was there plants involved? 90 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:29,600 You wouldn't fucking know. World news. Thank you very much. 91 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,920 I hope you're getting on. Very well. Thanks for the tip. 92 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:44,640 Italy now. Which has opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 93 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:52,080 The trains which hadn't been used in over two months due to coronavirus are now being usable again. 94 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:57,680 Provided you've had your temperature checked before getting on the trains. 95 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,000 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 96 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,240 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 97 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,080 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 98 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 99 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 100 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 101 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 102 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 103 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,480 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 104 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,360 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 105 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:31,440 The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains. 106 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,560 Willkommen to Cologne, Germany. 107 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,360 Where workers are going into work. 108 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,040 I'll knock that off. 109 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,360 Temperature checked. 110 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,480 That's the new order of the dream over in Germany. 111 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,640 The laws have been relaxed. 112 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:47,920 Provided. 113 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,600 The law is not allowed. 114 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,680 You've had a bit of your temperature checked going into the into the job into the house. 115 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,080 Did he just say Aslan? 116 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,960 Maybe he's an Aslan fan. 117 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,280 Listen. 118 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,400 Aslan thank you. 119 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:20,640 Crazy, crazy, crazy scenes and dreams over in Schothorf in Germany now. 120 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:27,360 As car after car after car assembled for some kind of COVID rave off. 121 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:38,080 Crazy boys with inflatable trees and balaclavas in cars. 122 00:07:39,200 --> 00:08:01,040 fist pumped the night sky as smoky laser beams and lights illuminated everybody's eyes. 123 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:28,160 Local police seized over 500,000 tablets. Barcelona lads are doing fucking normal stuff after all the lockdown easing like. People conversed on street corners and police did 124 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:40,160 what they do best. Joggers, cyclists, day trippers, skateboarders and toe touchers were seen out in the park in full force in Madrid. 125 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:52,160 Police were on hand to make sure nobody flouted boundary rules including this woman. 126 00:08:52,160 --> 00:09:04,160 There was a bit of shenanigans going on over in Lisbon, hey. Portugueseers doing the job. 127 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Charlie George, thank you very much. 128 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:22,160 Charlie George, thank you very much. 129 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,160 Charlie George, thank you very much. 130 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,160 Charlie George, thank you very much. 131 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:44,160 There was a bit of stuff going on over in Lisbon the last day. Rakes of folk had gathered on grass to wave a flag while people shouted through loud speakers. 132 00:09:44,160 --> 00:10:00,160 Thanks very much. Paulie Walnuts, Charlie George, ass slam, world news and mush. Thank you very much. 133 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:06,160 I don't know what the fuck is going on there, hey. I don't know what is going on. That's, this has been the third time now we'll... 134 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:18,160 I'm not going to watch that shite. 135 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:24,160 Okay. Could be something. Open the... 136 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:34,160 Open the camps and borders. Refugees welcome. That was the sign that was being held by those lads in Berlin. 137 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:40,160 The police were on hand to deter any sign holders who were getting a little bit shirty. Including this lad. 138 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,160 They all look the same. 139 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:52,160 Militant left wing dandies were manhandled by German police. 140 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,160 Karl Marx bashers. 141 00:10:59,160 --> 00:10:59,160 Karl Marx bashers. 142 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:09,160 Eureka Karl Marx bashers got fucking manhandled by the polizzi over in Deutschland. 143 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,160 Yeah, that's better. 144 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:21,160 Eureka fucking Karl Marx bashers got absolutely polizied by the Deutsch polizzi boys the last day. 145 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:29,160 And Tifa and the boys were asking for you. Do you wanna go pintin' with them next Tuesday? 146 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:33,160 One of them saw the camera lens and got fucking scared. 147 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,160 Let's have a look here. 148 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:53,160 One of them seen the camera lens and got scared and turned the head away after making a peace remark. 149 00:11:53,160 --> 00:12:05,160 They were manhandling folk with masks on. 150 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,160 And they weren't wearing the coat. 151 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,160 They weren't wearing the masks for COVID. 152 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,160 They were wearing them so they didn't get fucking spied out of it man. 153 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,160 By the German strong arms. 154 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,160 The German strong arms. 155 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,160 Das Kapitalia. 156 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,160 Capitalize this. 157 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,160 Why is this? 158 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:46,720 Slovenian bike whistlers were pedaling their hearts away the other day as a bike-off commenced 159 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,440 in the middle of Slovenia. 160 00:12:48,440 --> 00:13:04,000 More communists were involved again, but there were no signs of kerfuffle like which we saw 161 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,400 earlier in Berlin. 162 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,040 Fair play to them. 163 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,580 They're doing what they want. 164 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,340 Sorry about the whistle noise there. 165 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,500 Lima Foxtrot Alpha. 166 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:35,100 We're out in Peru where people are wearing masks 24-7. 167 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,180 And why aren't we doing that? 168 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,620 If the Peruvians can do it, sure. 169 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,820 Maybe we should be fucking doing it as well. 170 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,020 I was downtown earlier on and there was no one wearing masks. 171 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,700 No one's arsed. 172 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,620 And it's like if you do wear one, then you get a few funny looks. 173 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,220 People are going, what's this fucking lad doing? 174 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:53,860 Do you know what I mean? 175 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:58,020 It sounds stupid like, but it's the, it's what's going on? 176 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,060 They were spraying the pavements down anyway. 177 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,100 Big style with the antiseptic Dimeshtas boys. 178 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,660 The Dimeshtas crew were in. 179 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,340 Giving it a good old blast. 180 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,260 Over in Tripoli, they're not fucking cleaning up for the COVID. 181 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,700 They're trying to get rid of the fires from the bad lads. 182 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:27,180 Pure, pure bad lads aren't stopping for no pandemic. 183 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:33,220 Pandemic, no pandemic, no problem for the bad boys in Tripoli. 184 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,380 Maybe it is a COVID fire actually, I don't know. 185 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,380 Nah, is it fuck? 186 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,020 Thanks man. 187 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,560 There's no COVID there lads. 188 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,620 Do they care? 189 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,460 Do they have the means to care though? 190 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,940 Sydney, Australia now. 191 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,740 Where the annual surf, surf-a-thon got underway over it. 192 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,620 Bondi Beach. 193 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:10,040 Millions of surf-clad surfers attended the scene. 194 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,260 Some with board, some without. 195 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:18,140 For the annual surf, surf-a-thon. 196 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,580 Lockdown parameters have been distended from the sea. 197 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,780 So that many boogie boarders can get their boogie on. 198 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:31,220 And many surfers can surf and go to their heart's content. 199 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:35,580 Provided they kept a nice safe distance on the beach. 200 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:40,020 Everybody was allowed to go into the water and do their thing. 201 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,400 To help fight the battle against COVID-19. 202 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:45,720 Sydney, Australia. 203 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:53,480 Back to Berlin again, where there was a climate justice protest board off. 204 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,800 Right in the middle of the grass. 205 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,840 Just out by the, uh, the Reichstag. 206 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,040 Stop cold or something. 207 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,280 Planet is dying or something. 208 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,260 The usual stuff. 209 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,220 Thank you very much to Big Big Eugene. 210 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,360 Very, very kind of you. 211 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,460 Yeah, there's not much going on there. 212 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,500 That's the right shtag, is it? 213 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,200 Climate is getting hotter than my boyfriend. 214 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,220 I mean, is that going to shtap anything at the end of the day? 215 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,900 Like, you know, a clone named Gibson. 216 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,760 Thank you very much. 217 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:39,820 Mecca. 218 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,220 Mecca. 219 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:42,700 Mecca. 220 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:43,840 Saudi. 221 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:44,680 Mecca. 222 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,240 Mecca. 223 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:47,880 Saudi. 224 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,440 Arabia. 225 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,980 Out in Mecca now. 226 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,600 Just hovering above the mechanization of Mecca. 227 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,740 Slowly becoming more mechanized by the day. 228 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,340 Thank you very much to Steve. 229 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,240 For your kind tip, Steve. 230 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,680 Shout out to Niamh from Steve. 231 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,260 Who is working from home at 2 a.m. 232 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,900 She's still working now. 233 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,240 Fair play. 234 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,440 Yeah, that was Mecca. 235 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,360 There's not much to see. 236 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,580 Well, I mean, there's a lot to see. 237 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,940 But there was not anything going on. 238 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,700 That's usually probably full of lads going around at that yoke. 239 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,320 But I mean... 240 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,860 Not now, obviously, with the fucking... 241 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,340 The COVID. 242 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,680 There would be no social distancing. 243 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,180 Like... 244 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:40,140 Ramadan. 245 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:44,640 Or is it? 246 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,520 Rio de Janeiro now in Brazil. 247 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:54,260 Where even the statues are masking up to help fight the stop against COVID-19. 248 00:17:55,020 --> 00:18:00,240 The pandemic, which has swept the world in the past while, has also reached Brazil. 249 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,200 Many people do wear the mask there. 250 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,000 But it's the statues who are wearing them today. 251 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,760 The message on the empty streets is clear. 252 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,820 Don't spread the disease and wear a mask. 253 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,300 Some people went to the beach. 254 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,040 Other trees just gently wafted in the wind. 255 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,460 Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. 256 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,340 COVID-19. 257 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,880 COVID-19. 258 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640 Don't like that. 259 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,140 Navi, Mumbai, India. 260 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,480 Where flocks of... 261 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:49,180 Flocks of eternal flamingos are returning to their eternal perch outside flamingo land. 262 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:54,400 One of the third wonders of the world. 263 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,600 7.9 million of these pretty creatures land here every day. 264 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,660 Tomorrow, this place will be like a ghost town. 265 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,380 Their journey begins. 266 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,340 But we shall never see them again. 267 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,220 For they will all die before they get to come back. 268 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,840 It's just the way things are. 269 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:27,620 It's going on a bit too long this. 270 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,140 We've seen them. 271 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,080 Shite guides, thank you very much. 272 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,680 A bit of Russian doll painting here. 273 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,860 Over in Russia. 274 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,980 COVID-19. 275 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:55,080 This lady paints 762 of these a month. 276 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,860 They sell for a pretty penny. 277 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,480 Her pen crafted in the Philippines. 278 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,560 By Bob the Pen. 279 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,120 The master of the pens. 280 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,860 Once they've been painted and lined up. 281 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,260 It's ready to varnish them. 282 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,700 And then slice and dice them. 283 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,780 So they can contain other smaller dolls. 284 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:26,420 Fucking hell, that's too loud. 285 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:26,740 Sorry. 286 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,180 Go back to that. 287 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:30,180 Go back to that. 288 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:47,280 A guy with an assault rifle and a silly George Bush mask stood outside Pittsburgh house the other day. 289 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,200 Flanked by other militia type men. 290 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,820 Some were the army. 291 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:53,900 But others. 292 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,000 I mean, was your man. 293 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,780 Do you reckon the George Bush man was in the army? 294 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,480 What the fuck is going on there? 295 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,720 Is he in the army? 296 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:08,060 I wouldn't imagine the army would let lads like that fucking walk around with an AR. 297 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:14,080 He's the army like. 298 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,440 Or is he? 299 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,200 You wouldn't fucking know. 300 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,120 There's lads in trucks coming into town anyway. 301 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,700 Oh yeah, this is anti-COVID-19 stuff, I think. 302 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:51,000 Kian, thank you very much. 303 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,620 Don't know what is going on. 304 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,100 And I'm not arsed. 305 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,020 It's so shit. 306 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,120 The whole thing is shit. 307 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:08,020 Everyone has cameras on them and they're all like going to these things and filming each other protesting and stuff like that. 308 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,440 And I have no interest in any of it. 309 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:13,000 What the fuck are they on about? 310 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:13,520 Skip that. 311 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,560 Thank you very much, Ted. 312 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:23,700 Overeux, the Democratic Republic of Congo, which has been severely hit by land floods. 313 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,740 That's fucking sad. 314 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:26,600 Keep going. 315 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,500 Peaceful Cornwall now over in the United Kingdom. 316 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:39,680 Where COVID-19 has seen a drop in footfall at one of the local theme parks. 317 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,240 Cornwall Park. 318 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,280 Cornwall Land. 319 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:50,160 The theme park, which was constructed in 1993, doesn't really look that good anyway. 320 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:57,040 The roller coaster, seen from this angle, looks small and not that good. 321 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:06,760 As for the rest of the place, a friendly harbour, nice boats on jetties and seagulls too. 322 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,520 A bakery in town, where you could get your own pasties. 323 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,320 And an empty street too, which would have been full had it not been. 324 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,440 For COVID-19. 325 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:36,760 Blue Sky, thank you very much. Thank you very much. 326 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,760 Me old boys forever, thank you very much. 327 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,760 Let's go back in here, I think it's more masks. 328 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:04,760 The Dresden boys were out mashing it up the last day man. 329 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,760 Out in the park, mashing away. 330 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:12,760 A consignment of masks got sent in via flight plane. 331 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:18,760 Courtesy of the Chinese boys, but when they got it back there was fucking mashing in it. 332 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:24,760 They were charging them for two masks, you only got one mask in each box like. 333 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:32,760 We go again, we go again, we go again. Me old boys, thank you very much. 334 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,760 Aoife, thank you very much. 335 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:48,760 The Dutch Dresden dudes were lining up by their hundred and thousand the last day to get fucking lock stock and mashed up to the hilt. 336 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,760 Why? Because of COVID-19. 337 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:58,760 The pandemic which has swept the globe has seen people take to masks, like fish to water. 338 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,760 One mask? That'll only cost you zero, sir, says the man. 339 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:12,760 The police were on hand to make sure nothing got out of hand again, like we seen in Berlin earlier on. 340 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,760 Andy the fork, thank you very much. 341 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:42,760 The Dutch Dresden dudes were lining up by the hundred and thousand the last day to get fucking mashed up to the hilt. 342 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:52,760 A fresh consignment of Chinese masks had just hit the Dresden tarmac seven hours prior to it happening. 343 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,760 Once word got out that there was a stink of mask to be had. 344 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:01,760 You had lads coming over and fucking trading in their old masks for new masks. 345 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,760 The police were on hand to make sure nothing got fucking taken. 346 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:15,760 Mmm. 347 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,760 See, I lost it around there. 348 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,760 I'm gonna go for that. 349 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,760 What was this? 350 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,760 One more. 351 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:47,760 The Deutsche Dresden dudes were queuing up in Dresden queues the last day, trying to get their hands on a little bit of mask that had just landed off a Chinese freight plane. 352 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,760 Seven hours prior to these green dungaree boys. 353 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,760 The plane had hit the tarmac. 354 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,760 The smell of the burning rubber had fucking hit Dresden. 355 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,760 Like a smoky black cloud. 356 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:06,760 Once they got a whiff, the police were down to make sure nobody took advantage of the mask on offer. 357 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760 Five masks for two. 358 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,760 Or two masks for five. 359 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,760 If you don't have the money, don't fucking come crying to us when you don't have a mask cake. 360 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:34,760 The leper print fucking jacket and the old, the old, uh, leper print and, uh, Adidas or Adidas, whatever way you want to skin that apple combo is a nice combo. 361 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:47,760 I'm gonna go to fucking duns after this COVID and get the drobe well droned up with fucking cool drobe wear like that, man. 362 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,840 Thank you very much, Cian. Thank you very much, Andy the fork. Thank you very much, Aoife. Thank you very much. 363 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:10,440 Cues were forming the last day in Taipei City, Taiwan. Why? Because of COVID-19. 364 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,840 The pandemic which has swept the globe like a swept globe pandemic. 365 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:23,840 has affected many countries differently in a myriad of different ways. 366 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:33,840 The Taiwanese scanning and buying and collecting from vending machines feel confused and let down by a government, 367 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,840 which seems to encourage only vending machines and no other solution to the problem. 368 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:44,840 All the items in the vending machine were made in Taiwan. 369 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:51,840 I think we might just watch this one just to take it in first and then and then go. We'll come back on ourselves. 370 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:58,840 for fuck's sake. It's one of these. 371 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,840 It's one of these. 372 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:07,840 I mean it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's like the imagine song. I imagine. 373 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:14,840 Italian lady Gaga. Stevie Wonder Jab. 374 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:21,840 Stevie Wonder Jab. 375 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,060 It's in a different language where it's like the Imagine song. 376 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:26,900 I imagine. 377 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,440 Italian Lady Gaga. 378 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,480 Stevie Wonderjob. 379 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,180 Aww. Can't even be fucked. 380 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,300 Wow. Look at the opulence. 381 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,960 They really know how to fucking gold it up there. 382 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:00,960 Goldschlager. 383 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,660 It's more Goldschlager than the Vatican. 384 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,820 They have bigger bells as well. 385 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,060 They do be ringing their bells like fucking Mark Crack. 386 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:11,580 Up in those domes. Those onion domes they have. 387 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,600 The Bulgarians were after you the last night. 388 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,400 They couldn't get a hold of you. 389 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,060 Where were you? 390 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,460 Kian, thank you very much. 391 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,640 And Khalees White, thank you very much. 392 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,100 There were prayers. 393 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,380 And sayers. 394 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:36,880 And layers. 395 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,320 And prayers. 396 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:41,320 And prayers. 397 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,700 In Bulgaria. 398 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:42,820 And prayers. 399 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:42,820 In Bulgaria. 400 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,200 Quiet roads out in Turkey. 401 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,320 Which hasn't seen this quiet a road. 402 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,860 For a very long time. 403 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:52,320 The reason? 404 00:30:53,200 --> 00:31:04,120 A global pandemic which has swept the globe at an alarming rate is having a remarkable effect on our city centerscapes. 405 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:15,420 Turkish flags hanging from buntings and seagulls on top of Turkish lampposts were out to enjoy the sunny summer Turkey weather. 406 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:35,880 Istanbul Bridge was completely deserted as well as these two highways which usually had cars on them. This man taking a little selfie thing got out in front of the middle of the road to do it an opportunity wouldn't have been afforded during normal times. 407 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:46,720 Fireman Sam was doing a bit of damage down in Jerusalem the last day going around fucking like the Emperor from Star Wars. 408 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:56,580 Apparently there's some spirit to be resonated from the sky above and if you do that it's like a secret code to the fucking gods. 409 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,120 I beg your pardon. 410 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,940 There was another case of the fireman blues down Jerusalem Ali the last day. 411 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:13,100 The Emperor was involved again. 412 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:16,280 Only moments have to firing it up inside. 413 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,780 Blazing it up inside the old mashkin he was in. 414 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,340 It's fucking mad over there. 415 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,340 It's fucking mad over there. 416 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,340 It's fucking mad over there. 417 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,180 I love to go over there. 418 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,620 Never been. 419 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:28,740 Love to see it. 420 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,840 But it's fucking madness. 421 00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:34,240 Fireman Sam was out the last day. 422 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:39,740 His brother the Emperor from Star Wars also had a bone to pick with you. 423 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,100 They were wanting to know why you weren't down at the spirit chasing ceremony. 424 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,420 In the rubber mosque. 425 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:51,140 Otherwise known as the Christian synagogue. 426 00:32:54,320 --> 00:33:01,780 There was a few more fire sticks blazed up in Jerusalem Ali by the Bokin that looked and dressed sharp enough. 427 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:16,340 I feel like it's I've lost it there. 428 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,160 There's something quality to be said there. 429 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,200 I just don't know what the fuck to say. 430 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,400 We go again. 431 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:23,880 We go again. 432 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:24,360 We go again. 433 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:26,680 Sorry one second. 434 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:34,640 El Rabo Darro. 435 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,420 Thank you very much. 436 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:36,520 And Khalees White. 437 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,340 Thank you very much. 438 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,100 The name's pronounced El. 439 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:43,960 Oh sorry. 440 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:44,620 Selyse White. 441 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:45,380 Thank you very much. 442 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:49,180 Anaconda G. 443 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,040 Thank you very much. 444 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:58,300 Sorry. 445 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:58,780 Just one sec. 446 00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:28,760 We'll be right back. 447 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:58,740 We'll be right back. 448 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:28,720 We'll be right back. 449 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,140 I don't want to stand around trying to think about too much. 450 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,660 Quote Devil, thank you very much. 451 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,280 Robbie Brothers, thank you very much. 452 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,740 Sorry, I haven't got the COVID. 453 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:56,540 It's just late. 454 00:35:56,540 --> 00:36:00,320 Yeah, it's just late. 455 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:01,720 Take three. 456 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:09,940 Fireman Sam was doing a bit of seance in the last day down in Jerusalem town. 457 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,340 His brother, the lad from Star Wars, was involved as well. 458 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,920 He had a couple of fire sticks going. 459 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,920 They were wanting to know why you weren't there down at the dream seance. 460 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,920 They said you were missed. 461 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:39,980 Billy Bob Fire Stick was doing his usual crack down in Jerusalem alley, whilst being followed by yet another of the Emperor's fleet. 462 00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:45,780 Some lad who bent down to Baragon Box had got himself a candlestick and a holder. 463 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:52,940 While the two brothers of Israel, Tweedledee and Geppetto. 464 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,180 Oh, for fuck. 465 00:36:55,300 --> 00:37:00,680 Just not good enough, but I mean, I don't want to bore you again with another one. 466 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,240 Should I do another one or should I keep on to Cologne? 467 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,160 T22BC, thank you very much. 468 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:15,680 And Robbie Brothers, thank you very much. 469 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:31,240 Another one. 470 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:55,740 Fireman Phil, the Bushido Blade Blazemaster, was giving it sticks the last day, 471 00:37:55,740 --> 00:38:00,620 while Johnny Candles had his own little bit of flamey business to attend to. 472 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:08,540 Their cause, the seventh day of worship on the third wave of Israel. 473 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,300 An annual event not to be taken lightly. 474 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:21,840 Candleman 7, with the flames of Hades, did a little protest flamage in Jerusalem alley. 475 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:26,860 He was backed up by another man of the flame who went unnamed. 476 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:30,660 A third man, with a brand new candle lit it. 477 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:38,160 While the Boogie Brothers, Barry and Benjamin Boogie, did their own little bit of flaming. 478 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,280 There was another car beep-a-thon, this time over in Cologne again. 479 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,140 The same place we saw the last car beep-a-thon. 480 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,400 What's that about? 481 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,840 It's not as entertaining as they're making out to be. 482 00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:10,440 More scenes of organised fun in Madrid, Spain now, to alleviate the terrifying anxiety and pressure, which COVID-19 has sprung upon us. 483 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:25,040 People stood on their doorsteps and clapped and recorded on their phones, and then circulated the clips on social media, to help galvanise a sense of togetherness in a world divided by fate. 484 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:35,040 Alright, alright, alright, alright. Fuckin' I wish. Oh, Jesus! We think we have it bad. 485 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:43,160 Lads in Tbilisi were going sprayin' the streets with their fuckin' street sprinklers. 486 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:49,020 Lads with shweepy-shweeps were doin' the- the clean-up after them as well. 487 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,160 If you ask me, it was a fucked operation. 488 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,800 What are you goin' makin' the mess for if you have to clean it up anyways? 489 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,200 Nevertheless, they persevered. 490 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,320 In that way that the Georgians are known to persevere. 491 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,800 They've done it in the past. They'll do it again. 492 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,160 It's Georgia. It's clean. It's Tbilisi. 493 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,040 It's safe. 494 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,560 It's a lot of sprayin'. 495 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:43,240 Thank you. 496 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,680 Billy Boo, thank you very much. 497 00:40:44,680 --> 00:41:14,660 Thank you. 498 00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:44,640 Thank you. 499 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,640 Thank you. 500 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:46,640 Thank you. 501 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640 Thank you. 502 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,640 Thank you. 503 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640 Thank you. 504 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,640 Thank you. 505 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640 Thank you. 506 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,640 Thank you. 507 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640 Thank you. 508 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,640 Thank you. 509 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,640 Thank you. 510 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,640 Thank you. 511 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,640 Thank you. 512 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,640 Thank you. 513 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,640 Thank you. 514 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,640 Thank you. 515 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:14,640 Thank you. 516 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,640 Thank you. 517 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640 Thank you. 518 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:18,640 Thank you. 519 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:18,640 Thank you. 520 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 Thank you. 521 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:41,000 Paris, France now, where Notre Dame has had to have a halt put on the top of its new top that it's been getting for the past few weeks now. 522 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,620 Ah, sorry, sorry. 523 00:42:47,560 --> 00:43:14,480 The site of construction on Notre Dame halted. Nobody is repairing it anymore because of COVID-19. The pandemic which has swept the world has seen the reparations that were being dished out to the blocks on the... I don't know. What the fuck? Reparations. Does reparations mean like you're being given something 524 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:31,000 that you should have had in lieu, you know, as reparations or as you repair something as well? Restoration. Fucking hell. Intrusive Thoughts, thank you very much. Anguish Panda, thank you very much. Guta, thank you very much. Doing a bit of COVID-19, thank you very much. And Billy Boo Loves Island, thank you very much. 525 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:59,520 The sound of silence in Paris, France. Notre Dame, a monumental cathedral destroyed by flame. This time last year has had its restoration halted due to COVID-19. 526 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:17,620 For whom the belleth toll during this global pandemic hall. A single suited, masked man ringeth the bell to signify COVID-19's omnipresent presence in our lives. 527 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:28,680 Outside, people clapped the bell, for it represented hope in a COVID-19 landscape devoid of hope. 528 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,680 Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19. 529 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:30,680 Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19. 530 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,680 Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19. 531 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:42,400 Lads were looking to go shopping in Bangkok the last day, but they were being told to space out our fucking space home. 532 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:48,400 One by one, people were let into places. 533 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:55,560 This jeweler said it had the best day's business since the beginning of the fucking lockdown. 534 00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:11,560 Gold chains were dished out by the box and by the pound to people who had gone without gold for four whole weeks due to the lockdown, due to COVID-19. 535 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:23,320 A bundle of Thai dollars, or Bangkok bullets as they're known in the biz, was wafted into a side hatch, was bungled into a side hatch. 536 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:47,000 There was visible scenes of consternation amid COVID-19 queue-ups outside this local gold shop in Bangkok, Thailand. 537 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:58,600 One by one, they were let in to buy whatever gold they could get their hands on, which was being dispatched by the Golden Girls and the Golden Lads too. 538 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:06,680 Each individual chain and rake of gold was checked for its- for its carat and its weight. 539 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,400 Ahhhh, the first one had a kind of flow like... 540 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,120 Nah. 541 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,960 Niamh, thank you very much. 542 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,960 Shout out to my wonderful other half, Steve. 543 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,960 Isn't that... 544 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,960 Lovely. 545 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,960 Thank you very much. 546 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960 Hope you're keeping well during these COVID-19 times. 547 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,960 Thank you very much. 548 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960 Okay, Madrid. 549 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,960 What do you have for us, ma- 550 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,960 What do you have for us, Madrid? 551 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,960 Hello, Line 4. 552 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,960 Good evening, gay. 553 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,960 Madrid MEP here. 554 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,960 Madrid. 555 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:56,960 Madrid. 556 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,960 Spain. 557 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,960 Ahhhh, it's just fucking rubbish like... 558 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,380 Madrid! 559 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:06,880 Madrid! Spain! 560 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:16,360 It's just fucking rubbish. 561 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:25,980 Rubbish. 562 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:29,960 Maybe you could get something with that, but I didn't see anything. 563 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:36,960 I'm sorry. 564 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:44,960 I'm sorry. 565 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,960 I'm sorry. 566 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:57,960 I'm sorry. 567 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:04,960 I'm sorry. 568 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:11,960 I'm sorry. 569 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:18,960 I'm sorry. 570 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:25,960 I'm sorry. 571 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:32,960 I'm sorry. 572 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,960 I'm sorry. 573 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:33,960 I'm sorry. 574 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960 I'm sorry. 575 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:41,600 Reesy. Ah, it's a fucking tough one. It's a tough one. Stumbling blacks. Stumbling blacks. 576 00:48:41,600 --> 00:49:07,200 Stumbling blacks. 577 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:31,200 Yet more scenes of empty streets and nature returning to its rightful place. The world around us. As these gnarly little foxes, nasty little yokes they were, were spotted early this morning in Tel Aviv, which is on lockdown during, during, due to COVID-19, Tel Aviv. 578 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:47,360 Gnarly little foxes, are they? Sweet beasts as well. They're noble, but they're nippy as fuck and they would do max damage to you. Max damage. If they got a hold of you, you'd know about it. It'd be more than tetanus you'd be needing. 579 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,960 And they can howl at the moon as well. 580 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,960 Hannai, Vietnam. 581 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:18,240 Where crochet makers have been crocheting face masks up to go on general sale to the global world amidst the global pandemic known as coronavirus. 582 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:33,180 The masks, which offer a fashionable alternative to the tried and tested medical drab ones that you get, will surely be seized upon online, shipped over to the Western world. 583 00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,800 And, uh, yeah. 584 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,080 Yeah, they'll sell a load of them. They'll fucking do great business on them. 585 00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:46,260 And that's where the manufacturing, you know, having a good manufacturing industry will help you. 586 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:47,200 And that's... 587 00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:48,420 Yeah. 588 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:53,100 On, on a, you know, making, making handy little yokes like that. 589 00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:01,400 Maybe we've become too specialized in the West and we don't make, uh, you know, stuff like that that would benefit the rest of... 590 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,600 Maybe we do. Actually, I don't know. 591 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880 I'm talking out my arse. 592 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,780 There's people out there probably make them anyway. 593 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:15,220 Jayberg, a dangerous city in South Africa, is giving out stuff, care stuff for people who have been affected. 594 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:23,420 It's a new government initiative in order to look after and feed. 595 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,300 Jesus, it's fucking... it's fucking mad. 596 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:34,760 So, I just had, like, a sudden realization then that, uh, it's all fucking mad. 597 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:43,400 But I need to either get on with it or it's gonna... that's gonna stay with me now and prevent any further... progression. 598 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,660 This looks promising, though. 599 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:58,920 Paris 600 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,060 The city of love 601 00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:05,480 Had an impromptu opera session 602 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,480 Belted out amidst 603 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,020 The Parisian locale 604 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:15,820 Ah it's I can't it's the same thing over and over 605 00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:20,500 You know it's gonna be good 606 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:32,460 It's the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem 607 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:36,460 A city which is the center of all three major religions 608 00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:41,620 So and it's probably that's probably Jewish 609 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,380 The Jewish religion I'm not sure 610 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,380 But I've heard stories about the Wailing Wall 611 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,840 So they're doing a bit of wailing and there's a wall there 612 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,060 And there's a lad there now with a couple of scrolls 613 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:54,060 Ancient scriptures 614 00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:57,680 Abrahamic religion jobs 615 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,340 Lad's doing a bit of head bopping 616 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,240 A bit of creeling 617 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,640 A bit of motion 618 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,760 A bit of head swimming is it? 619 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,700 Would you call that head swimming? 620 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:11,420 You ought to 621 00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,320 What would you say 622 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,320 It was a... 623 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,320 *Ding* 624 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,320 *Ding* 625 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,320 *Ding* 626 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,320 *Ding* 627 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,320 *Ding* 628 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,320 *Ding* 629 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,320 *Ding* 630 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,320 *Ding* 631 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,320 *Ding* 632 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,320 *Ding* 633 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,320 *Ding* 634 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,320 *Ding* 635 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,320 *Ding* 636 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,320 *Ding* 637 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,320 *Ding* 638 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,320 *Ding* 639 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,320 *Ding* 640 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,320 *Ding* 641 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,320 *Ding* 642 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,320 *Ding* 643 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,320 *Ding* 644 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,320 *Ding* 645 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,320 *Ding* 646 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,320 *Ding* 647 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,320 *Ding* 648 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,320 *Ding* 649 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,320 *Ding* 650 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320 *Ding* 651 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,320 *Ding* 652 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,320 *Ding* 653 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,320 *Ding* 654 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,320 *Ding* 655 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,320 *Ding* 656 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,320 *Ding* 657 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,320 *Ding* 658 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,320 *Ding* 659 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:26,320 *Ding* 660 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,320 *Ding* 661 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:28,320 *Ding* 662 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,320 *Ding* 663 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:30,320 *Ding* 664 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:30,320 *Ding* 665 00:54:30,320 --> 00:55:00,300 I'm out. 666 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:06,600 Taiwan, where a mannequin was being reassembled after being disassembled, you'd imagine. 667 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,180 I don't know. 668 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,980 I mean, do they come prepackaged? 669 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,700 Are the limbs always put together? 670 00:55:10,820 --> 00:55:12,100 Or do they come in a box or what? 671 00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:13,840 We'd seen this earlier on. 672 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:17,180 This is the baseball crack. 673 00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:23,960 Lovely scenes in Chicago. 674 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,080 Beautiful scenes amidst COVID-19. 675 00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:31,100 Over in Chicago. 676 00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,340 United States of America. 677 00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:38,340 Where a plethora of puffins came out their little shell. 678 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,180 To put together a new nest. 679 00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:45,500 There's no sound on it. 680 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,800 You'd think they'd have sound on it. 681 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,100 You want to hear the noise they make. 682 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,240 Epic fail. 683 00:55:55,660 --> 00:55:56,440 No comment. 684 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,540 You've no sound on it. 685 00:55:58,620 --> 00:55:59,420 Epic fail. 686 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,380 Oh. 687 00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:08,320 Fucking go away with your journey, man. 688 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:17,500 It's fucking desperate. 689 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,300 Yes. 690 00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:21,180 Yes. 691 00:56:25,180 --> 00:56:29,460 Thank you very much, citizens of Boomtown and Kian. 692 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:41,780 A lovely bit of salsa and cha-cha was on the menu for the Bogotans the last day down in 693 00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:53,140 crazy Colombia. It was the old Jimmy Two Step, giving it one-two on the red brick carousel 694 00:56:53,140 --> 00:57:01,060 downtown. Colombian flags and balconies were waved and people danced the good dance against the global 695 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:15,140 onslaught of COVID-19, a pandemic virus which has seen the world enraptured. Dancing dogs and waving 696 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:21,460 men provided a little bit of entertainment for people with cameras. The images were shared and 697 00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:26,260 galvanized a world which has become divided by a pandemic virus. 698 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:36,420 The crack is good in Wuhan, China, where they've managed to isolate everything and get rid of the 699 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:42,020 bad stuff that happened. Did they create it though? Or did someone else create it? Do you know what I 700 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:47,780 mean? A lot of that going around. If you delve into those fucking, if you go down those black holes, 701 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:54,900 you won't be leaving them all week, man. Just ask the Wuhanese, man. They'll tell you. 702 00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:07,300 Skylights and tower tops abounded. Cool neon lights and ancient Chinese pagoda type things were lit up 703 00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:23,060 in a symbolic gesture against the global virus. The virus which has hit India so hard that even its motorbikes have turned into solid globules of COVID-ian slime. 704 00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:32,980 The Indian government refused to comment on why it's happened at all, saying we're looking into it. 705 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:47,860 We're looking into it and are a fucking hell. 706 00:58:53,140 --> 00:59:03,700 Thank you. Thanks Max Darwin and preaching metal. Thank you very much. We might do one more. Might do one more. 707 00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:22,980 preaching metal thank you 708 00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:50,980 I am sorry I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm just I just need to see something that'll set us off and then I'll get going 709 00:59:50,980 --> 01:00:02,420 it's sad isn't it it's fucking sad like 710 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:15,620 do you know if you take it in you you think about it the you know the background to why he's doing it 711 01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:21,780 it's fucking sad like I mean we'll be alright we'll fucking get through it together like you know it'll be fucking grand like 712 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:29,300 the bangkok bad boys were at it again and they were going at it hard and fast 713 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:35,380 controlling uh fucking robots with with iPads strapped to their their heads 714 01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:41,520 the robots which weren't even furnished that well were just they just looked like trolleys with uh 715 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:46,960 wheels they were just fucking chairs with wheels and iPads on with the seat of the arse 716 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,920 the seat of the arse was removed like 717 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:58,960 the world final of the bangkok seat of the arse removed chair wheelers got underway on the 7th of 718 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:08,320 the 4th 2020 in bangkok thailand it's a funny name because it has cock in it an ipad was strapped to the 719 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:15,840 top of one of the robo covid chairs oh they're for covid they're covid are they how do they work for covid 720 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:23,280 what do they do it just says covid on it maybe it's cool to put covid and stuff now maybe i just sell 721 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:30,560 like it's just a chair with wheels on it and an ipad but it's called covid so robo covid so you need one 722 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:41,200 nine to four thank you very much and someone said i love gay porn uh that's not gonna come through man 723 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:48,560 because it says gainer so it doesn't fucking let that through uh but thanks for the tip anyway and 724 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:54,240 preaching metal thank you very much and max darwin and kian and citizens of boomtown thank you very much 725 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,560 and chobu thank you very much chobu 726 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,880 we'll go again 727 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,560 the grand final of the taiwanese it's thailand 728 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:16,160 the grand final of the thai robot ipad world championship got underway the last day 729 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:24,160 seeing many contestants from over the land of thai come together to flash the cash in a world of robo 730 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:32,080 covet nightmares the chairs which have trolley wheels attached to the bottom a random covet automator 731 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:40,480 which is linked up by a seven by nine process unit to a slapdash ipad knockoff which there was bought in the 732 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:45,600 bkm center on the third floor in bangkok you'd note if you've been there it's too 733 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:51,600 fucking niche reference but i tell you this the robots are looking good the robots are looking nice 734 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:58,160 they've eyes on them big old fish eyes they can see all and sundry around them and there was a few couple 735 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:04,160 of uh chang battles of chang they do them you know they make the beer over here there's them chang water 736 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:13,840 over there they make the beer and the water over there anyway the world slap dash challenge took place 737 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:21,200 in bangkok two days ago featuring many contestants who'd slapped their own dashes together in only a matter of 738 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:28,880 weeks since the first covert announcement was made each of these little babies has a robo-covid black box 739 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:37,920 attached to the bottom in case it explodes crashes or is hijacked by 19 hijackers armed with box cutters 740 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:49,040 several android device tablets linked up whilst other people whilst other tablets displayed iconographic 741 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:56,880 iconographic messages the wide-angle lens on the camera provided a detailed view of the robo packages 742 01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:02,560 with chang bot on hand to dispatch rice and chang at the drop of a chang 743 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:11,440 i like that i like that one it's uh it's got an it's got a bit of it's got a bit of everything to it 744 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,360 maybe is there room for one more i don't know 745 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:20,480 COVID-19 any nudge thank you very much 746 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,920 the slapdash 559 runaway runoff 747 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:39,440 the slapdash 500 got underway in bangkok thailand the last day featuring teens from all over the 748 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,760 land of thai aiming to get to the top of the tree with their own bangkok covid robot knockoffs 749 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:52,080 which have been constructed in only a matter of weeks each of these little robo covidians features 750 01:04:52,080 --> 01:05:00,880 a black box in the event of a crash malfunction or a or a hijacking by 19 hijackers armed with 751 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,440 box cutters and android tablets 752 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:14,160 the pride of computing world covet bot aims to please in a rapidly changing pandemic ridden globe 753 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:22,800 each covidian busts its own little eyeball which can see bottles of chang and rice from over two miles away 754 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:32,880 la now where people were beeping the out of it in a drive-through why the drive-throughs had just been 755 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:38,880 reopened and they wanted their fix oh they're on strike i apologize sorry sorry i didn't know i didn't know 756 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,760 yeah fair play to you fair play to you lads 757 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:51,760 venice the city of love but i was there and you know it's nice and everything but it's like 758 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,200 disneyland because it's this packed it's wedged and there's no one living there then because it feels 759 01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,280 like it feels like you're in a ghost town even though it's packed because you you wouldn't imagine 760 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:08,000 many people anyway i'll get i'll try sorry i'll start again talking chide venice city of canals and love 761 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:13,920 boats boatmen and many other beautiful structures and architectural amazements 762 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:20,880 san silvestro boat stop was deserted or bar one man who stood forlornly on the edge of the jetty 763 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:27,920 a rake of gondolas had nowhere to go and a lad with a spray box did his own little business 764 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:36,240 on the bridge of size how is that that's perfect timing in saint peter or saint mark's square i can't 765 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:43,840 remember which scene i'm sorry people walked around and then went down the side alleys and over bridges 766 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:51,760 a spot of veg bite of an apple or even the lick of a banana not available to most but to these lucky 767 01:06:51,760 --> 01:07:07,360 customers a stick a stick a stick of celery or even an avocado was in the mix the venetian dream a city 768 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:19,680 built on water a boat floats upon the amazing canalways of this romantic and bobantic of all of europe's cities 769 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:30,000 a gaggle of gondolas sat forlornly looking on at the box spray master who did his own little bit of magic work 770 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:40,640 along the bridge of size saint peter or saint mark's square was deserted and mask dwellers a common sight amongst the city's bridges 771 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:51,360 and byways went to stock up on fruit veg in sundry for the coming days ahead a man with 772 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:55,520 avocados celery lettuce and tomatoes made a killing 773 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,960 they call it the city that never sleeps 774 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,200 that's probably because it never woke up in the first place 775 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,960 hang on does it make sense 776 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,960 call it the city that never sleeps 777 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:23,440 i don't know what that means the city that never sleeps because it didn't wake up in the first place what the 778 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:23,680 fuck 779 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:33,280 new york city usa the candy of the apple the the site for sore eyes the thank you on the on the billboard 780 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:41,040 the statue in the sky times square stands together with all the essential workers who have been so sadly struck 781 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:49,120 with this covet 19 new york city an amazing place father duffy remember he did the crack there as well 782 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:54,560 father bullied down the other side of town he was there he was a bollocks now he could be a real bull 783 01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:02,880 he could be a real mean bullock when you got on the wrong side of him the world trade center the uh oculus building 784 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,560 which is like a mall and an entrance to the path 785 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:16,320 train sits beneath the uh the sun the i can't remember what i can't get the words out it's the world trade center 9 11 place 786 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:23,280 father bully father bully of wall street sean casey 787 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:35,120 father bully of wall street the bull of wall street yeah el statue de libertadores 788 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,200 downtown manhattan 789 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:49,120 manhattan bridge the sky top of the empire state that's all right it's got a bit of rhythm 790 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:57,440 a statue deliberative doris downtown manhattan 791 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:06,640 the manhattan bridge the needle top spire of the empire state building and time square 792 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,920 all the shadow of their former selves 793 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:17,840 ah i read you know when you read something and you say it i just uh did i say that no i did 794 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:28,480 ah the statue of liberty was doing a bit of statue in the last day in front of downtown manhattan which 795 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:34,320 was sadly deserted because of the coppers and uh manhattan bridge had a bit of a sparkle because it was 796 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:41,920 not too far from the the gaze of the empire stage spire meanwhile it's a completely different tone you know 797 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,280 i don't like the way they do this fucking sign but it just throws me off 798 01:10:54,640 --> 01:11:02,400 adam rushter the rushed buster thank you very much shout out to sophie's sophie j ray and zach 799 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:10,000 how long we've been going okay an hour 800 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,080 father bully though you know you don't want to skip it because the father bully 801 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,600 the statue of liberty was asking for you the last night outside manhattan downtown 802 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:34,160 did you see the bridge as well it was in a porsche card down under manhattan bridge job 803 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,040 now it's completely different vibe isn't it 804 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,560 fuck i don't want to see the same again we'll go from here 805 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,800 we'll go from there we'll go from there we'll go from there thank you very much adam rusher 806 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:56,800 new york city usa the city that never sleeps was why to sleep last night because there was no one there 807 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,600 you need to get into father duffy before the bully 808 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:11,680 new york city usa the big apple was a deserted apple the last day because no one was in times square 809 01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,840 father duffy was there he opened it up 810 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:20,480 and father bully was down the other end of the city as well he could be a real mean priest though father 811 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,480 bully doesn't look like a priest 812 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:38,960 new york city deserted in this age of covid was doing its own little bit of desertion the last day when 813 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:45,760 father duffy called around to have a look around town all he could see was his old adversary father bully 814 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:55,040 the two of them squared off in a bull off the winner you do the math meanwhile over at the world trade 815 01:12:55,040 --> 01:13:04,400 center the oculus building looked majestic simplistic and weird and nice at the same time as a solitary soul 816 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:14,400 plodded along it was a real plod there wasn't there just one more little look plod plod of destiny 817 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:24,080 seoul have you got seoul because the koreans do thank you very much thank you very much for your tip 818 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:47,440 seoul south korea now where a lovely old lexus rolled into the joint before its driver got tested for 819 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:55,040 covid vibes the car park which has been dedicated to covet testing has been in operation all week 820 01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:02,480 those waiting to get seen can enjoy a lovely feast of entertainment from sammy soul his sister sarah 821 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:08,480 and another person who is off screen this lady really enjoyed the music and said that it was the best 822 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:16,960 thing she'd seen in a week meanwhile gary soul and the soul brothers put on a little bit of their own little bit 823 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:26,320 of soul business as people wave to the sky to i don't know represent their happiness no to represent solidarity 824 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:32,480 say a prayer are they religious are they grouped do they do religious grouping kind of stuff over there 825 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,480 i'd have to say i don't know i don't know anything about the country 826 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,760 i know bits and pieces but i don't know about religion 827 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,280 did you see that lexus that load 828 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:51,440 here did you see that lexus that rolled into seoul the other day man 829 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:56,880 the fucking ds stopped and checked for any hash with this little new hash meter they've got 830 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:02,560 they got nothing though didn't they and they fucking missed didn't they miss the whole car park full of the 831 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:08,960 stuff we were all waiting with the old stuff in the booth just watching sammy soul and the sister do a few 832 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:16,720 numbers like fucking mad crack there was a nice emg as well the window went down it's just a woman driving it like 833 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:30,000 samuel soul and the rest of the soul posse then gave up 10 minutes to worship the souls above 834 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,800 in honor of soul day the south korean day of soul 835 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:45,600 not great not great and we're in bagota again look i think we're gonna wrap it up i'll talk to you later on and uh 836 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,460 Thanks for watching. See you later. Bye-bye. 837 01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:52,040 *sad music*