1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,000 *music* 2 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,000 *music* 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Live from Old Trafford, Englandshire, it's the World Trophy Soccer Ball Deluxe opening match group game against Kuwait. 4 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:48,000 U.S. of A here. Please stand for the national anthem. 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 *music* 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:55,000 *music* 7 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,000 *music* 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 *music* 9 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 *music* 10 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:20,000 *music* 11 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 *music* 12 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 *music* 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 *music* 14 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 *music* 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 *music* 16 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,000 *music* 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 *music* 18 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 *music* 19 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 *music* 20 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 *music* 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 *music* 22 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,760 and it's Lightbeer. 23 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,460 We've got Mario Cappuccino 24 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,860 with Newgate. BJ Wise on the wing. 25 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,700 Quizar Kingston, Jimmy Ressler, 26 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,020 Wolf Spritzer, and Cuckoo Kachoo 27 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,640 at the back with Buzz Lightbeer. 28 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:54,680 Solid goalkeeping 29 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,720 deluxe edition there from 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,180 Dick Bush. 31 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:00,800 However, it's the Q80s who are going to get us 32 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,840 underway. I'd like to say a big hello and a warm 33 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,940 welcome to our co-combinator today, 34 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:05,720 Fontaine. 35 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,640 How you doing? Not too bad. 36 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:09,940 Hard things? 37 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,140 Good, yeah, you got us some. 38 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:17,080 It's Q8 starting off here. 39 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,220 Ty Baker takes the 40 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,000 balloon off him and steals 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,940 and runs. Nice pass 42 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,340 through to Newgate. Tries to find Cappuccino. 43 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:26,980 Doesn't find him. 44 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,000 Out to Buzz Lightbeer. Lightbeer 45 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,380 pulls it back. Wolf Spritzer. 46 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,160 Spritzer tries to 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,340 find someone in the box. 48 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:35,860 Doesn't work out. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,180 Chad Valley for the States now. 50 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:41,200 Marauding the balloon. 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,960 And that balloons 52 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,260 off of a shinbow. 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,340 Deluxe 54 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:49,860 out to 55 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:50,940 Quasar Kingston. 56 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:51,900 Quasar Kingston 57 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,740 back to Buzz Lightbeer. 58 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,220 Ricochet is off his derriere. 59 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,140 heads back out to Cuckoo Cachoo. 60 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,460 Seven minutes on the shot clock. 61 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:02,940 Ty Baker 62 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:09,820 tries to find Mario Cappuccino out there on that left wing flank. 63 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,580 But it's Q80 who are doing the damage at the moment. 64 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:18,940 Yeah, we did a lot of damage for those guys back in 91. 65 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,360 They got sons. 66 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,700 We know where the sons are. 67 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,500 We want to know what the story is next. 68 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,160 Cappuccino. 69 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,960 It bounces off a Q80 head and goes out for a throw ball. 70 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:36,960 I beg your pardon. 71 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,520 It's a corner ball to the States now. 72 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,200 And it's Jimmy Russler. 73 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:45,180 We're going to step up and try and swerve bend this in. 74 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,820 Ben comes in. 75 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:48,100 Balloon. 76 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:49,460 Not stricken. 77 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,360 And Buzz Lightyear collects. 78 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,700 Out to Ty Baker. 79 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:54,840 Ty Baker 80 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,160 takes a curler. 81 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:57,200 And it's him, baby. 82 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,180 Yeah. 83 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:02,960 All right. 84 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:05,780 All right. 85 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,040 That's how you do it, baby. 86 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:25,020 And it's Ty Baker who gets the game underway with a beautiful, swerving, controlled shot from outside the balloon box. 87 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,940 And wham, bam, thank you, man. 88 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,300 Stick that right up your goal mouth. 89 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,420 In your face, Kuwait. 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,300 That's revenge for 91. 91 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,320 Come on. 92 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:43,960 Yeah. 93 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:59,260 Well, if you just join us, the veritable feast of soccer ball deluxe has just got a lot more exciting 94 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:08,260 as the USA have absolutely cruise missile Kuwait and humbled him. 95 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,300 Jimmy Russler. 96 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,240 Cappuccino. 97 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:13,660 Cappuccino. 98 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,700 Switches play out to BJ Wise. 99 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,060 Ty Baker. 100 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,960 Back on the balloon again. 101 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,520 He's a scary goal scorer. 102 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,220 And it's the Kuwaitis who are holding up well here. 103 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:31,060 Deflecting. 104 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:36,740 The U.S.-led invasion of their goal mouth. 105 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:36,740 Yeah. 106 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:44,880 They got songs. 107 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,600 We got warrants. 108 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,080 That's what I want to tell them about. 109 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:48,800 You know what I'm saying? 110 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:50,700 I don't know what you're saying. 111 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,400 I never do. 112 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,400 But look at this. 113 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,160 Cuckoo Cachoo. 114 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,040 Such pace. 115 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,780 Tries to get it forward to Newgate. 116 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:56,600 It's Newgate. 117 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:58,000 Newgate's going alone here. 118 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,080 Newgate for two. 119 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:03,080 And that's a great save by the Kuwaiti keepsaker. 120 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:05,660 What a balloon catch that was. 121 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:06,500 Yeah. 122 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:12,080 Well, he used to work balloon division 22 years back when I was working in a balloon squad. 123 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:13,740 Right? 124 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:15,100 Right. 125 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:19,820 My God, could that man play balloon? 126 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,960 He used to make balloon sculptures, do magic shows, all that shit. 127 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:29,200 Beardsman MEP, thank you so much for that 3-0 tip. 128 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,320 That's very kind of you, sir. 129 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:31,380 I hope you're getting on well. 130 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,540 Thanks there, Beardsman. 131 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,120 BJ Wise. 132 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,700 And that's a BJ goal right there. 133 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,800 All right. 134 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,260 Yeah. 135 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,060 Come on. 136 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,240 Get up your ass, baby. 137 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,620 Come on. 138 00:06:54,960 --> 00:07:00,160 And it was a real balloon strike right off the balloon head to BJ Wise. 139 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,200 Incredible stuff. 140 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:04,920 Boom. 141 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:05,860 Boom. 142 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,620 You got to love that, right? 143 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah. 144 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,060 You got a son. 145 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:20,700 A football-shaped eagle soars across a broken Kuwaiti sky. 146 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:26,520 A country once ravaged at the evil hands of Saddam Hussein. 147 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:27,760 We saved them. 148 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:35,260 And then, a decade later, we went back and we finished the job against Saddam. 149 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,200 Now, he's nowhere. 150 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,100 BJ Wise gets the balloon in. 151 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,100 Capuchino! 152 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,500 Whoa! All right! 153 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:04,460 I gotta tell you something. We didn't see it coming. 154 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,860 But it really is something unbelievable. 155 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:18,300 Capuchino, greatness of all time. Thank you so much to your glorious and beautiful tipper-hooney. 156 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:32,400 Thanks very much. You got a song. We got three goals. We got three warrants. And we want the Kuwaitis to open up shop. Otherwise, we're gonna strike and we're gonna strike hard. 157 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,700 Capuchino finds BJ Wise with a marauding ball. BJ Wise, baby! 158 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:48,100 *Fighting music* 159 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,100 *Fighting music* 160 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:54,100 Major League! That's Major League shit right there. 161 00:08:54,100 --> 00:09:00,100 *Fighting music* 162 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:09,500 And the crowd go absolutely wild style for that amazing soccer goal. BJ Wise. 163 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,500 *Fighting music* 164 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:15,100 A real rat trapper sticking it right into the back of the sack. 165 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,300 Unbelievable. 166 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:23,500 Crazy times. 167 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,920 It's four goals to the goose. 168 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:38,340 On 31 minutes on the shot clock here. 169 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,420 Today's match is brought to you by Race. 170 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:46,120 And it's Kuwait at the moment who try to barnstorm the barn doors. 171 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,660 But it's Jimmy Russell who's got speed, pace. 172 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,460 Oh, a lovely, cute ball. 173 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,160 And back to Newgate. 174 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,260 Stick that up your bean can, Newgate. 175 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,660 Born in the U.S. 176 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,760 Land. 177 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,740 Born in the U.S. Land. 178 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:06,500 Born in the U.S. Land. 179 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Born in the U.S. Land. 180 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,540 Got it a little hometown jam. 181 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:18,880 So they pull out the way my hands. 182 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,400 Send me off to a fireman. 183 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,440 To go and kill the other man. 184 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,260 Born in the U.S. Land. 185 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,240 Born in the U.S. Land. 186 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,080 It doesn't get much better than this. 187 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:38,960 Four goals to the Newgate. 188 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:44,520 I beg your pardon, five on the brink of halftime. 189 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,240 Well, not even onto the brink yet. 190 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,600 It's a crazy game. 191 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,840 No Newgate check, Gate. 192 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,220 Thank you very much for the Watergate scandal. 193 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,160 Here's looking at you, kid. 194 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:00,740 Buzz Lightbeer. 195 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,440 Tries to switch play. 196 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,400 Quasar Kingston can't get a hold of it. 197 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,500 Lovely threw a ball to the Q80. 198 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,360 And it's a Q80 strike. 199 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,740 But it's got by Hasid. 200 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,600 That son of a bitch Hasid's got a pretty good strike. 201 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,320 But I got to tell you something else. 202 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,040 You can't shoot for shit. 203 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:39,440 Big Bush with the big balloon down the wing trying to find BJ Watts. 204 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:39,960 He does. 205 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,220 Heads it back to Ty Baker. 206 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,060 Just keeps it in play. 207 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,260 Leads it back to Cuckoo Kachoo. 208 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,360 Cuckoo Kachoo out to Chad Valley. 209 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,340 Tries to find Quasar Kingston. 210 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,340 Quasar Kingston. 211 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,260 Deflection time. 212 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,500 Jimmy Russler out to Buzz Lightbeer. 213 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,200 Lightbeer. 214 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,720 Back to Russler. 215 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,220 Russler to Newgate. 216 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,240 Doesn't find him. 217 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,580 It rattlesnakes off of the shinbone of a Q80. 218 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,340 And it goes out for a U.S. 219 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,720 Lead corner ball invasion of the Q80 box. 220 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,580 On 42 minutes. 221 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:11,800 Balloon comes in. 222 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,220 Mango up for the head. 223 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,360 It goes over the bar. 224 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,580 I think it was BJ Wise. 225 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,980 That son of a bitch. 226 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:18,660 Wise. 227 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,580 He's got a good head. 228 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,180 But he needs to direct those headers a lot better. 229 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,440 Piece of shit. 230 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,880 Apologies for the language there. 231 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:35,100 Also a big shout out to previous tipsters from last week's Connor Williams stream. 232 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,320 We've got to say a big shout out to you guys. 233 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:38,620 Oh yeah. 234 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:39,220 Who was that? 235 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,500 We've got the list here. 236 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,440 Kingston's on the ball though. 237 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,000 We might have to wait to Lafwood. 238 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:45,960 Right through to Newgate. 239 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,400 Newgate trying to get on the end of that. 240 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,340 Can't get a hold of it. 241 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:48,980 Newgate. 242 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,720 Back again to BJ Wise. 243 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,840 BJ Wise waiting for someone to go through. 244 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,140 He does. 245 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:53,840 Wolf Spritzer. 246 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,360 Spritzer with the goal. 247 00:12:55,360 --> 00:13:00,540 All right. 248 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,220 All right. 249 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,140 Come on. 250 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:09,000 All right. 251 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,960 That kid is tight. 252 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:27,700 We're smoking them out. 253 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,940 They're running. 254 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,140 And now we're going to bring them to justice. 255 00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:35,160 I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective. 256 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,900 That's exactly what we're going to do. 257 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,920 The American people must understand that we've got a long way to go. 258 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:41,960 Boom. 259 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,920 Shaka-laka-laka-roomy. 260 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,020 Right there. 261 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:53,100 Wow. 262 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,100 Six goals to the goose at halftime. 263 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,360 You got to say something, right? 264 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,960 We're absolutely taking these sons apart. 265 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:12,400 And an amazing display of soccer-tastic machismo from the U.S.-led invasion of the Kuwaitis. 266 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,900 Six-nil at halftime. 267 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,460 Unbelievable scenes here. 268 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,680 Individual match records. 269 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,640 Let's have a look here. 270 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,340 See what we've got going on. 271 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:28,960 You see who scored those goals there? 272 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:29,360 Right. 273 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:34,260 We had an initial goal at 15 minutes from Ty Baker. 274 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,060 The assist by Buzz Lightbeer. 275 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:46,040 Then 10 minutes later, BJ Wise cropped out of the crop circle to raise the Kuwaiti goalposts to the ground. 276 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,940 Metaphorically with an amazing goal set up by Jimmy Ressler. 277 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:58,880 Again, Mario Cappuccino copped himself a lovely Chino goal on 29 minutes with BJ Wise. 278 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,640 Setting that little tasty number up. 279 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,900 And what about this? 280 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:03,820 BJ Wise. 281 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,100 He doesn't just set them up. 282 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,940 He takes them two on 31 minutes. 283 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,280 This time a role reversal with Cappuccino. 284 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,140 Giving the assist to BJ. 285 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,960 And also Cappuccino assisting Newgate on 35. 286 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:21,280 And what about that goal from Wolf Spritzer on two minutes plus 45. 287 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,160 Assists by BJ Wise. 288 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,320 Unbelievable stuff all together. 289 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,640 Thank you so much to everybody who's tipping. 290 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,620 Young Drewser, thank you so much. 291 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:40,060 And, yeah, we've got to say a big thanks to three people who tipped after last week's Connor Williams screen. 292 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:41,740 Far Furtip. 293 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,660 Thank you so much, sir. 294 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,340 for your tip. 295 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,020 Andy. 296 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:50,220 Not sure if these guys, if you're watching, but, I mean, hopefully you get the message. 297 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,200 Andy, thank you so much for your tip. 298 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,820 And last but not least, Anna Kondiji. 299 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,580 Thanking you so much. 300 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,980 Hope you're all keeping well in this crazy, crazy time at the moment. 301 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,580 Crazy world. 302 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:11,500 If it's not the pandemic, civil unrest has gripped us and is beginning to throttle us. 303 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,400 And, um, look, we're going to get through this. 304 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,300 The Sir Alex Ferguson stand, stands tall. 305 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,240 The Sir Bobby Charlton stand, stands tall. 306 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,040 We're all in this together. 307 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,820 And it's soccer ball, which is going to take us through to the next phase of the world. 308 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,160 What the hell are you talking about? 309 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,720 I don't know what the fuck you want about, kid. 310 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,440 Apologies for the language. 311 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,220 I don't apologize to no one, right? 312 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,240 It's soccer or bus, baby. 313 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:45,660 Open. 314 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:46,640 Hey, Kuwait. 315 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,800 Open your go mouth. 316 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000 We got warrants. 317 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,400 In fact, we just raided your house. 318 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,800 We just swatted your house, Kuwait, six times. 319 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,000 Jimmy Russler out to Wolf Spritzer. 320 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:01,980 Spritzer. 321 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,640 Spritzer takes a turn. 322 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,520 Threads the needle. 323 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,560 Tries to find Newgate. 324 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,680 Newgate can't do it. 325 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,140 Comes out of Kuwait's chest. 326 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,700 And rolls out of the sideline. 327 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,540 Jimmy Russler comes in. 328 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,140 Nobody can get on the end of it. 329 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,120 Buzz Lightbeer. 330 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,040 Buzz Lightbeer. 331 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,140 Out to Ty Baker. 332 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,080 The gold machine. 333 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,620 Takes another tie. 334 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,560 And it's safe. 335 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,780 Kingston gets a hold of it. 336 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,000 Now Lightbeer. 337 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,440 Lightbeer with the curler. 338 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,820 What a save from Ramis. 339 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:43,080 Hey there, Ramis. 340 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:43,860 It's pretty good. 341 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,760 Thank you very much for your tip there. 342 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,740 Turn on comments. 343 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,580 Thanks so much, Mr. Comments. 344 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,580 Second name comments. 345 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,760 First name, turn on. 346 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,240 Well, turn on, tune in, or drop out. 347 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,240 Whatever you want to do. 348 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,320 It's a ferretable feast of soccer ball. 349 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:01,900 Deluxe here. 350 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,500 Wolf Spritzer with the drive. 351 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:08,820 And you got to see, 352 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,620 that's some kind of save there from Ramis. 353 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:18,560 He's been working on those spritz balls all week down the park. 354 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,760 He's keeping it tight. 355 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,680 I don't know about you, 356 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,180 but personally, 357 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:32,420 I would have rather him set that to either BJ Wise or Quasar Kingston. 358 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,280 We don't know yet. 359 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,740 What we do know is, 360 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,140 this is an onslaught. 361 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,480 Ty Baker. 362 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,700 Jimmy Russler. 363 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,760 Out to Kingston. 364 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,380 Kingston. 365 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,560 Tries to find Lightbeer on that wing plate. 366 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,660 Now it's Buzz Lightbeer. 367 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:57,720 Takes a touch. 368 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,420 Back to Kingston. 369 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,200 Really nice one-touch stuff here. 370 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,520 And it's another true ball. 371 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,180 Wolf Spritzer. 372 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,200 Just passed the post there for Spritz and Poore. 373 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,440 And a great attempt there. 374 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,460 Lovely build-up play from the States. 375 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,660 Pass after pass after pass. 376 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,780 I think your partner is BJ Wise with the final touch there. 377 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,200 Hey, Dennis Wise, 378 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,640 thanks very much for your kind-out attempt there. 379 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,580 Dennis Wise. 380 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,700 Very kind of you, sir. 381 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,780 God bless America. 382 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:39,980 Newgate. 383 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,540 Dr. Jimmy Russler. 384 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,180 Jimmy Russler looking for support. 385 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,500 Plays a lovely ball to Kingston. 386 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,860 Kingston gets the ball in. 387 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,300 It's a super goal from Newgate. 388 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,520 Beautiful stuff there. 389 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:56,700 Amazing. 390 00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:03,260 Absolutely amazing work, skill, determination, and tenacity. 391 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,340 And then a beautiful final goal from Newgate. 392 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 393 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:10,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 394 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 The first time we're going to be able to do 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00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 408 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 409 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 410 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 411 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 412 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 413 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 414 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 415 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 416 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,640 The first time we're going to be able to do it. 417 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,300 Samurai. 418 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,720 That's a foul ball. 419 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,680 66 minutes gone here. 420 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,700 Looks like the U.S. 421 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,100 We're trying to make a substitution. 422 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,940 It's the goal scorer Newgate who's going to be 423 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,340 coming off for Frank Shamrock. 424 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,920 We've got to say a big thanks as well. 425 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,120 The pump in the stout would tip there 426 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120 while we were celebrating 427 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,400 our goal scorer and Dennis Wise. 428 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,140 It was Wolf Spritzer who took down 429 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:57,760 the Q80. 430 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,460 Not much you can do. 431 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,600 Frank Shamrock is on the pitch. 432 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,420 Hopefully you can sprinkle a bit of that 433 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,420 Shamrock magic dust 434 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,060 all over the Q80 goal line. 435 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,740 Or the goal sack. 436 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,080 Or the goal sack indeed. 437 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,400 It's Ty Baker. 438 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:17,420 Ty Baker. 439 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,800 Tried to play in. 440 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:19,440 Spritzer. 441 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,880 It's a bad, bad ball. 442 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,700 And it rolls out for a Q80 goal, goal kick. 443 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,000 It's Terrence Ramese. 444 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,580 Hey Adam Rustin. 445 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,780 Thanks for the tip baby. 446 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,800 The Rust Buster. 447 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,280 Hope you're doing well, man. 448 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,020 We do hope that you are doing well, Rust. 449 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,000 Ruster. 450 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,540 We hope that you have not rusted in your time 451 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,000 since the last stream. 452 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,760 Since your last kind-hearted tip. 453 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,880 Yeah, hopefully you weren't left out in the rain. 454 00:21:55,300 --> 00:22:01,000 That oxygen and H2O combine to bring you down. 455 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,940 I don't know if he's made a steal. 456 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,940 Well, he's got a hard-to-steal, that guy. 457 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,020 Shamrock with the strike. 458 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,760 It's a Shamrock strike. 459 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,380 A wool spritzer with a lovely drive. 460 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,720 Saved by Ramese. 461 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:22,780 Saved by Ramese. 462 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:31,260 The Kuwaitis absolutely on their asses at the moment. 463 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:32,860 They don't know what's going on. 464 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,740 They've been absolutely detritused. 465 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:41,520 And their fans are at the side of the side hatches shouting together, 466 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,960 We are strong. 467 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,520 But that is a statement which has no... 468 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,560 It holds no water. 469 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,960 It really doesn't. 470 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,820 If you look at our banners, we speak nothing but truth. 471 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,280 Newgate. 472 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,180 You got a son. 473 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,360 And you're going away to Rikers. 474 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,180 Statements which hold true and hold a lot of water. 475 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,520 You got a son. 476 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,280 Really don't know what you're talking about, 477 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,140 but the game continues at pace. 478 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,040 A frightening and alarming pace here. 479 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,920 Don't raise the alarm just yet. 480 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,680 BJ Wise is on the ball. 481 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,280 And he slides it to Ty Baker. 482 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,060 Ty Baker with the early ball. 483 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,860 Frank Shamrock with the head. 484 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,360 I beg your pardon. 485 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,520 It was Cappuccino. 486 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760 He let that balloon fly right over the bar. 487 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,180 T22 BC, thank you very much for your tip. 488 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,220 Thank you so much. 489 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,240 Very, very kind. 490 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,060 T22 BC, thanks so much. 491 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,620 Big shout out goes out to you. 492 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,200 Hopefully you're keeping well. 493 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:53,620 We got some news just in here. 494 00:23:53,720 --> 00:24:01,680 Elon Musk in association with Qataris are going to be launching their own soccer ball shaped planet. 495 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,620 Death Star out in the atmosphere tomorrow afternoon. 496 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:07,240 Live launch on YouTube. 497 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,620 Crazy, crazy world. 498 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:12,160 Crazy, crazy world. 499 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 500 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 501 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 502 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 503 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 504 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Crazy world. 505 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,400 Crazy world. 506 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:12,720 Crazy world. 507 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,600 Another ball comes in here. 508 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,540 It's Jimmy Russler. 509 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,200 Jimmy Russler with a real side swiper. 510 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,600 And that has to be the end of the match for Russler. 511 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,080 Terrible, terrible stuff there. 512 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,840 You can take him off. 513 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,920 Replace him. 514 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,340 That stank. 515 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,640 That absolutely stank of rats and trash. 516 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,780 And it's Jeff Carrots who's come on for Jimmy Russler. 517 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,460 You should see Jeff Carrots in the middle of the pitch. 518 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:48,660 He's the youngest player ever to play for the States. 519 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,760 In the middle of the pitch. 520 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,040 He's only 15 years old. 521 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,540 But already an absolute prodigy in the major leagues. 522 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:05,540 Greed. 523 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,560 And it's Shamrock playing a bit of bully ball. 524 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,580 Shamrock lays it into cappuccino. 525 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,060 And there's your coffee right in the back of your rat trap. 526 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:39,180 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven guys. 527 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,360 Two guys running down the water. 528 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,160 Is there a car? 529 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:41,960 Is there a car? 530 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,460 Is there a car? 531 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,460 Oh 532 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:06,260 You gotta see you gotta love it cappuccino coming right out of the the side hatch with a landing blow 533 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:18,180 Sorry, we still have some 534 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:23,200 Some sounds coming in there from a drone strike 535 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:31,760 But look at that score line eight drone strikes to zero it is goodie and here's carrots right now Jeff carrots 536 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:44,620 Carrots playing a one-two at Kingston Kingston loses the ball tired legs and tired minds. He wins a foul 94 minutes 537 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:51,420 Quasar Kingston 538 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:59,620 And it's a seed who says listen what's going wrong? I did nothing wrong 539 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:05,620 Buzz Lightbeard 540 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:18,000 Chance for the US to get nine US-led invasion goals here before the end of the match and but it's gone it's the time is up it's eight goals to zero here and 541 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,660 You at cuckoo kachoo goes to hug his counterparts Ty Baker BJ wise 542 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:34,200 Mario coppuccino wolf spritzer and goals from new gate to incredible work here and it's only gonna get even more work here 543 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:45,880 Join us for the next game. We've got more group round action coming right up. Don't go away. This match is brought to you by race and 544 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,880 Mobile shit mobile games too 545 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,880 You 546 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:09,880 Control nuclear quick walking battle time 547 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,880 It's not like Mugus already could be exactly is like Metal Gear but you are not making solid snake your Metal Gear itself 548 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,880 You're going into another world 549 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:24,880 Kill other people with the tank step on them laser them crush them burn them kill them you are a tank man 550 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,440 Shoot them kill them. They are they are nothing to you 551 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,880 You 552 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,880 You 553 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,880 You 554 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:35,880 You 555 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,880 You 556 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:37,880 You 557 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,880 You 558 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,880 You 559 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,880 You 560 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,880 You 561 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,880 You 562 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,880 You 563 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:59,060 Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you fly? Up in the sky, do you have eyes? 564 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:07,420 Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you go? Rollin' away, into the gold. 565 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:16,540 Soccer ball, soccer ball, I kicked you so hard. We're about to send in the National Guard. 566 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:26,240 Soccer ball, soccer ball, what's the jazz? How do you do? You can kiss my ass. 567 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:56,220 Music playing. 568 00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:05,980 Ball action. It's the U.S.-led invasion about to square off against arch-nemeses Russia. 569 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:16,380 These guys are tough, right? These guys are tough. You've got to watch them. They're dangerous. 570 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:27,720 Music playing. 571 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:33,720 Music playing. 572 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:51,060 Music playing. 573 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:57,240 Many years have passed since the Cold War between the US and Russia ended. 574 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,760 Now a new war is at play. 575 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,840 The War of the Soccer Ball. 576 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,880 Our opponent, Ivan the Russian Bear. 577 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:11,820 Who will win in the battle of the Soccer Ball Deluxe World Championship Major League Soccer Edition. 578 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,160 Where the hell's that goddamn bear at? 579 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,780 What did you do with the bear? 580 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:17,680 Hello! 581 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,560 Someone saw him driving a motorcycle. 582 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,260 Is that true? 583 00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,920 Or is that goddamn bear you sick fuck? 584 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:32,640 Control nuclear quick walking battle time. 585 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,960 It's not like Metal Gear Solid except it exactly is like Metal Gear. 586 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,500 Hold on to your seats. 587 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,240 The game's about to get started right away here. 588 00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:45,660 We've got Newgate rolling that balloon off to a brilliant start. 589 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,280 Thanks very much for the tip. 590 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,840 Soccer Ball Riot Division. 591 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,940 Very, very, very kind of. 592 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,120 Jesus! 593 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,180 Jesus! 594 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,280 These Russians, they know how to attack. 595 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,220 They know how to attack hard. 596 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:15,400 Well, we know all about the Russians. 597 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,000 They have an amazing military. 598 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,560 And they spend a lot of money on keeping that military boosted up to the max. 599 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840 Comparable with ourselves, no doubt. 600 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:36,700 Yeah, in terms of military spending, there's no better nation than our good selves. 601 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:48,280 But, boy oh boy, the Russians, it's like they actually sacrifice living standards just so they can have a few ICBMs in the back pocket. 602 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:57,080 Shot comes in from Russia. 603 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,340 Rolls out. 604 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,040 Came off an American player. 605 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:08,560 American player's boot. 606 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,600 And rolls out for a corner ball to the Russians. 607 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,360 Don Cachino, thanks so much. 608 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,060 Say hello to my coffee blend. 609 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,640 Thank you very much for your tip. 610 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,740 Hope you're all doing well. 611 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,660 Out there on this. 612 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,240 What is it, Monday? 613 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:32,780 Monday, the 8th of June, 2020. 614 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,960 31 minutes past 8 p.m. 615 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:37,800 Now look at this. 616 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,280 Newgate trying to get on the end of a balloon hatcher. 617 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:41,980 And he does. 618 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,540 Newgate holds it up well to BJ Wise. 619 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,700 Can't get through to him, though. 620 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,900 The Russians have control of the balloon. 621 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,400 Wolf Spritzer. 622 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,160 Out to BJ Wise. 623 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:53,840 To Newgate. 624 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,860 Lays it back. 625 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,300 Cappuccino. 626 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,560 Cappuccino! 627 00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,440 Yeah! 628 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,520 Come on! 629 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,320 Born in the USA. 630 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:10,280 I was born in the USA. 631 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,320 I was born in the USA. 632 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,340 Born in the USA. 633 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,100 Got it a little hot time. 634 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:26,560 Really, really crisp door of beautiful curler. 635 00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:33,440 Right into the back of the rat trap sack from Mario Cappuccino. 636 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:39,820 And I gotta tell you, that had two shots of espresso right in that shot. 637 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,000 Italian brewed coffee. 638 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,540 Mario Cappuccino. 639 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:56,960 Son of a bitch has a warrant for the Russian goal. 640 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,020 Thanks so much for the tip that came through there. 641 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,920 Mullingar boys are after you. 642 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,840 And now it looks like the States are building up play again. 643 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,000 Dispossessed by the Russians in the middle of the flank. 644 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,080 Kingston launches the ball to Russler. 645 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,960 Can't find him. 646 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,260 And it's out to the wing. 647 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:17,660 Shevnyov. 648 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,380 Out to Smolov. 649 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920 And now it's Smolov. 650 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,580 Kukukachu can't get a hold of the ball. 651 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:29,580 Just about does enough there, Ty Baker, to complicate matters. 652 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,100 But it's Shevnyov again. 653 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:35,640 Kukukachu balloons it out to Newgate. 654 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,600 Newgate on the end of that. 655 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,900 Tries to head back to his man. 656 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,360 But it's a kerfuffle in the middle of the ruffle. 657 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,180 Jimmy Russler. 658 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,100 Out to Cappuccino. 659 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,320 Good block from Russia. 660 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,780 Scrappy dappy do, huh? 661 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,160 These sons of bitches. 662 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,800 They need to get their act together. 663 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,700 Wolf Spritzer. 664 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,260 Ty Baker. 665 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,120 Can he do something here, Ty? 666 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:02,680 He can. 667 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,600 He's got a nice burst of speed coming right out of those legs of his, 668 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,060 which he's had since he was born. 669 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,800 Ball comes in. 670 00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:14,920 No one can get on the end of that tuck of deflection from Ty Baker. 671 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,960 He'll go out for a U.S. lead throw ball right into the end of the pitch there. 672 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,320 Buzz Lightbeer. 673 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,360 Out to Spritzer. 674 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,260 Spritzer. 675 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,880 Leads it back to Jimmy Russler. 676 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:25,700 Jimmy Russler. 677 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:27,160 He loves to try from this range. 678 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,840 He does, but it's a blank ball. 679 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,100 Back to Spritzer again. 680 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:31,880 Spritzer. 681 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:32,780 To Russler. 682 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:33,580 Russler. 683 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:34,600 Out to Kingston. 684 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,480 Kingston lays it back to Lightbeer. 685 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,520 Men in the box. 686 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,400 Meeting in the room. 687 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:40,300 Ball comes in. 688 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,320 B.J. Wise goes up for the head. 689 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,940 But he would have been wise to have left that ball roll to another man. 690 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,300 Nevertheless, Lightbeer switches play. 691 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,620 This is nice passing from the States. 692 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:57,960 The likes of which the world has never seen before. 693 00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:58,920 Cuckoo Cachoo. 694 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,220 Out to Spritzer. 695 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,740 Spritzer with a long-ranging curl ball. 696 00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:07,960 Which is saved comfortably by the Russian keepsaker. 697 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:14,060 Not much you can do there, right? 698 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:20,520 And that's an offside ball against the Russians here. 699 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,620 Big shout-out to our sponsors, Dickhead's Cask Ale. 700 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:35,720 If you like the taste of a good session craft Cask Ale, but don't want to suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch, 701 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,680 well, then look no further than Dickhead's Cask Ale. 702 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:42,600 Official beer of the Global 2020 Meltdown. 703 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:52,540 Gotta tell you, I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown and pounded a four-pack of dickheads on the porch and all my troubles mellowed away. 704 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,260 I still felt good today. 705 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,980 Is that so? 706 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,180 It is. 707 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,900 Clear head, clear eyes, clear heart. 708 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,160 No skag and no hangover. 709 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,400 Gotta get me some of those dickheads. 710 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:11,060 Jimmy Russler. 711 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,500 Jimmy Russler from range. 712 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,860 It looks like a Russian boot got in the way of the ball and prevented it from rolling towards the goal at pace. 713 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,660 And now it's a Russian ball right into the back of the middle mixing desk. 714 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,640 It's a screen chaser. 715 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,160 BJ Wise. 716 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,680 Out to Newgate. 717 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,240 Newgate. 718 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,060 What's he doing? 719 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,560 He's got tricky, tricky feet. 720 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,160 Too tricky for the Russians who have tried to upend him. 721 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,740 And they have upended him. 722 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:47,560 And that's going to be a strike ball from a dead ball zone just outside the box. 723 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,320 Yeah, you can protest all you want, Mother Russia. 724 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,220 But you're about to get rustled. 725 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,780 Jimmy Russler. 726 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,380 We all know how much he loves these free balls. 727 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,200 It's a dead ball, dead zone. 728 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,560 Jimmy Russler steps up. 729 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,540 It's got Ben Pace. 730 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:09,040 It hits off a Russian head. 731 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,600 And it's a striker. 732 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,140 It goes nowhere. 733 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,400 Jesus. 734 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:17,580 Come on. 735 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:18,980 Wolf Spritzer. 736 00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:25,460 Russia doing everything within their power to try and get the balloon back here. 737 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:33,360 And that's a lifeline blow of the whistle from the referee to signify the end of that first half. 738 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,340 An electric first half here. 739 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,780 Unbelievable stuff. 740 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,800 Oh, there he is. 741 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,880 Well, well, well. 742 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,280 It's our old friend Farfurta. 743 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,280 I hope you were listening earlier on. 744 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,020 We thanked you for your previous tip of the last day, which came in after the stream had ended. 745 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,580 But we want to say a big, big double thanks. 746 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:02,820 You there. 747 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,260 God bless America. 748 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:14,920 Farfurta says it's always nice playing Russia because Bunker Boy gets us some great deals on hotels in the motherland. 749 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,280 Possible treason? 750 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,520 Who cares with rates like that? 751 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,740 Thanks very much for the tip, man. 752 00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:25,240 Oh, yeah. 753 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,700 We're looking forward to the tailgauge party afterwards. 754 00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,160 Need I say more? 755 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,200 Not sure about the choice of drink, though. 756 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,200 But the sound of this dickhead sound good. 757 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,620 That's true. 758 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:48,440 If you had missed the previous ad, dickhead's ale is the new cask pail, which is turning beer and ale twats into believers. 759 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:57,120 Cappuccino trying to cop the ball of one of the Ruskies. 760 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,300 I don't think you can say that. 761 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,560 You can't say that. 762 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,400 You got a son. 763 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,600 I'd like to apologize for a previous delineation of Russians. 764 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,400 The Ruskies, that was not right. 765 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:18,400 I was actually thinking of a small village in Roscommon, County Roscommon. 766 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:26,140 back in Ireland, which I visited there over the last summer. 767 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:30,120 And it really reminded me of the beauty and nature of Mother Russia. 768 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,060 Great save. 769 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,100 Great save. 770 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,280 Indeed. 771 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,900 Today's show is brought to you by race. 772 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,700 A big topic at the moment. 773 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:40,540 The world over. 774 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,340 Kingston with the drive. 775 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,280 Tries to get into the goal, but doesn't. 776 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,300 Goes over the bar. 777 00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,960 And that's a crazy, crazy ball. 778 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,860 Daniel Simpson, thank you so much for your tip. 779 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,480 Cappuccino. 780 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,020 Out to Buzz Lightbeer. 781 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,440 Buzz Lightbeer to the rescue. 782 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,620 He picks it up on that left flank. 783 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,380 He's playing a cheeky one too with Kingston. 784 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,420 Kingston with the turn. 785 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:07,460 Lovely turn and twist. 786 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:08,760 Cappuccino. 787 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,580 Cappuccino with the goal. 788 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,900 All right. 789 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,900 All right. 790 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,900 All right. 791 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,020 All right. 792 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:19,580 All right. 793 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,580 All right. 794 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,860 All right. 795 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:22,460 All right. 796 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,460 All right. 797 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:28,460 All right. 798 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:34,820 And Russia, Mother Russia, are gone. 799 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,820 See you later, Russia. 800 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:41,820 Time to taste American dream. 801 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:51,820 Russia can only dream of the freedom which we have. 802 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:58,900 And when the Russians go to sleep at night, it's Mario Cappuccino that they're going to 803 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,820 see in their nightmares. 804 00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:05,820 Oh, well, well. 805 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,820 Mario Cappuccino. 806 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:10,820 You got a son. 807 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:13,820 Actually, don't think he has a son. 808 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:14,820 How about you? 809 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,820 You got a son? 810 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:16,820 None of your business. 811 00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,820 None of your business. 812 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:21,820 This is strictly a professional game. 813 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:26,820 We're involved in co-commentating here. 814 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,820 Look, I can't work with you unless I know who you are. 815 00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:35,820 Once I get to know who you really are, then we can really work. 816 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,820 Kingston on the attack. 817 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,820 Kingston flanking down that left sire. 818 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:42,820 Kingston with the balloon in. 819 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,820 And he could have took a deflection there. 820 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:45,820 I'm not sure. 821 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:47,820 It hasn't. 822 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:51,820 It's gone out for a Russian ball. 823 00:43:51,820 --> 00:44:00,820 And that's an up ending. 824 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:03,820 Sad little ending. 825 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:14,820 Two goals to the goose here against Mother Rusher. 826 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:24,820 U.S. still looking hot here. 827 00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:28,820 Attacks down the left flank side with Kingston trying to find someone. 828 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:29,820 Doesn't work out. 829 00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:32,820 Fernandez gets a hold of the balloon for Russia. 830 00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,820 And it's Spritzer. 831 00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:36,820 Wolf Spritzer out to B.J. Wise. 832 00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:38,820 Early ball in for Wise to find Newgate. 833 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:41,820 Supercancel and left the ball to roll. 834 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:45,820 Shouldn't have supercanceled. 835 00:44:45,820 --> 00:44:47,820 What the hell was he doing with the supercancel? 836 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:51,820 You got a son. 837 00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:53,820 Big shout out to Ruski boys. 838 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:53,820 A Raptor. 839 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:55,820 You're there for the kind hearted, generous donation. 840 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,820 Look at this now. 841 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,820 Something for Ruski to shout about. 842 00:44:58,820 --> 00:45:00,820 Spritzer. 843 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,820 Spritzer. 844 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,820 Spritzer pulls it back. 845 00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,820 And it's Ty Baker with the curl ball. 846 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:08,820 Can't get a hold of that shit. 847 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:10,820 And it goes back out to the middle disc. 848 00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:11,820 Out to Kingston. 849 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,820 Kingston. 850 00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:13,820 Now Cappuccino. 851 00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,820 And it's outside. 852 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,820 Both Cappuccino and B.J. Wise. 853 00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,820 And a big, big thank you to Daniel Simpson. 854 00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:23,820 Who says, "Come on you America and war crimes." 855 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,820 For your kind heart and generous tipper Rooney's. 856 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:26,820 So, so kind. 857 00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:26,820 So, so nice. 858 00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:26,820 Kingston. 859 00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:40,820 The balloon is being kept into the middle disc by the Russians. 860 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:54,820 And it looks like they're about to try and get their own reprisal here. 861 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:59,820 It looks like their own Cuban missile crisis is about to come true for them. 862 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,820 And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it. 863 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:01,820 And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it. 864 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,820 And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it. 865 00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:03,820 And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it. 866 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,820 And it looks like they're not going to be able to do it. 867 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:17,640 barrel of the gun of World War III at that moment. Russian nukes ready to launch only 868 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:29,480 miles from our six yard box. Always again with the protest in these guys. They must 869 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,680 be Protestants, the amount of protesting they're doing. I don't know about that. They're probably 870 00:46:34,680 --> 00:47:04,200 Russian Orthodox but yet you hit the nail on the head they are Christianic in their beliefs. Their belief system. But it doesn't matter what belief system right? Because this is all today is brought to you by race. Exactly. Race, belief in race, and race, the human race. But we must be aware of race as well at all times. If we are to conquer, 871 00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:27,700 in this world, it's not just great footballing skills of Cappuccino, BJ Wise, Kingston, or indeed, Newgate. It's about recognizing and realizing race. Newgate with a lovely race ball to BJ Wise. And that's it. Come on, baby. Stick that up your race pipe. 872 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:51,680 All right. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Born in the USA now. Got in a little heart. Where are you now, Putin? Where are you now, Putin? 873 00:47:53,680 --> 00:48:00,300 It was a crazy, crazy piece of play. 874 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,640 Lovely early time ball. 875 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,780 And a lovely looper from Newgate over the top with the Russian back line. 876 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:09,900 And who was there to convert? 877 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:10,740 You know. 878 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,280 You know who was there. 879 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:17,120 None other than BJY. 880 00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:19,700 With a beautiful strike. 881 00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:24,280 A lovely goal and a really nice time too. 882 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,360 The U.S.-led invasion of Russia on the football field, 883 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:34,900 sponsored by Donald Trump in association with race. 884 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,180 We're going to be bringing you a lot of more soccer ball action right after this game. 885 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,300 So stick around. 886 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,480 Do not go away. 887 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,080 Stay tuned. 888 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,300 And stay aware. 889 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:48,780 And stay safe. 890 00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:50,880 And don't infect people with coronavirus. 891 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,300 But do ponder on your race. 892 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,180 Lightbeer with an amazing crack driver. 893 00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,540 Tries to find Newgate in the middle of the park. 894 00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,360 Doesn't work out. 895 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:02,020 It's a dangerous ball back to the back line. 896 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,280 Smashes over. 897 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,080 Newgate. 898 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,580 Back to Cappuccino. 899 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,260 Newgate is being ruled outside. 900 00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:16,600 That son of a bitch referee better have a warrant for that outside blow of the whistle he did. 901 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,940 Otherwise he's going away to prison for a long time. 902 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,060 Ismondo. 903 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:29,760 Thank you so much for your kind hearted and generous three euro donation tip. 904 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,320 That's very kind of you sir. 905 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,020 God bless you and God bless America too. 906 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:34,560 Newgate. 907 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,240 Looking for BJ Wise. 908 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,960 Again with the offside. 909 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:39,600 Yeah. 910 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:41,600 These Russians are playing the high back line. 911 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:42,700 It's dangerous stuff. 912 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,600 And Cappuccino there you see. 913 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:45,340 Oh. 914 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,720 That's where we got the foul. 915 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,220 I beg your pardon. 916 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,780 It was a foul. 917 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,660 And Jimmy Russell is going to take a thundercrack Newman here from a long range out. 918 00:49:59,560 --> 00:49:59,780 Oh. 919 00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:02,480 Stung the palm of the goalkeeper. 920 00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:06,020 It was a real palm stings golf resort kind of shot there. 921 00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:10,020 Sponsored by Donald Trump in association with protests. 922 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:17,500 Jimmy Russell feeds that balloon in the middle. 923 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,260 It's Cappuccino with the head. 924 00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,860 Point blank range head face. 925 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:31,320 And Newgate is coming off of the pitch for that guy Jeff Carrots. 926 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:34,160 Who's going to come on and do the unthinkable. 927 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,580 Hopefully for the States here. 928 00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:40,540 He's been rearing to go since he got on the pitch. 929 00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:42,440 Just right now ago. 930 00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:43,660 And look at this. 931 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,220 Something's up. 932 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,500 Cappuccino. 933 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,020 Hey. 934 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,840 Thanks so much. 935 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,860 Wet carpet hands. 936 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,620 Be a kind out. 937 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,220 A tip to that one euro donation. 938 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,320 Very, very tiny. 939 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:59,140 And Baz Mondo says thanks for the stream. 940 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,820 Send my love to Tommy. 941 00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:05,420 Can I get a congratulations front team for Debbie Fish, please? 942 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,560 Peace out. 943 00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:09,300 Meet you at the tailgate party. 944 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,640 Well, I guess so. 945 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,080 Congratulations. 946 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,700 Well, I guess so. 947 00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:13,080 Congratulations. 948 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,460 Mr. Debbie Fish. 949 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,840 You're a woman. 950 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,920 Balloon comes in. 951 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,600 Heads go up. 952 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,420 Can't get onto it. 953 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,840 BJ Wise is rushing for it here. 954 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,420 Rushing against the Russians right now. 955 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:30,940 Kingston. 956 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:32,100 Cappuccino. 957 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:33,860 Back out to Jimmy Russler. 958 00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:35,060 Jimmy Russler to Kingston. 959 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,380 Kingston with the looper. 960 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,820 Tries to find someone in the area. 961 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,160 There's no one trying to go for the ball. 962 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,620 The balloon in that area there. 963 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,020 It's danger ball at the moment. 964 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:45,680 Danger zone. 965 00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:54,200 And also, that new whippersnapper, Jeff Carrots, is just itching to get a load of that balloon. 966 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,280 Cappuccino tries to find someone. 967 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,680 Not working out for him. 968 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,960 That's back out again. 969 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:03,700 And that's it. 970 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:11,880 The final blow of the whistle of life signifies the end of a dream match for the States. 971 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:14,900 Cappuccino bagging two goals. 972 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,020 A real dappio espresso from Cappuccino. 973 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:24,240 What an amazing piece of play and an amazing run of play too from the States. 974 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,500 Absolutely electric avenue. 975 00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:29,900 Eddie Grant. 976 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,880 You know the crack. 977 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,080 Crazy, crazy days. 978 00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,160 Crazy dreams. 979 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,780 Crazy reactions. 980 00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:41,640 And crazy custard creams. 981 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:49,320 Andrew Livingstone or Livingston, thank you so much. 982 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,000 Your kind hearted and generous tips are very kind of you. 983 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:56,340 That's been a great, great, great, great match. 984 00:52:57,420 --> 00:53:00,960 Not as good as the 8-0 from the last game against the Kuwaitis. 985 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,440 But by God, did we send these Russian guys home packing. 986 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,160 Crazy times. 987 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,620 Today's match sponsored by Donald Trump. 988 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,820 Trump 2020 in association with race. 989 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,440 And Iran Air Flight 655. 990 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,260 Beautiful time in America. 991 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:25,480 You forget I can't believe it. 992 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,260 Stay with us for more. 993 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:32,780 We got more soccer coming right up in association with shit mobile games. 994 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,920 Get them while they're hot. 995 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,280 Get them while they're now. 996 00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:38,480 You're never going to get them if you don't get them anyhow. 997 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,580 Hey guys, welcome back to the best of shit mobile games. 998 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,180 Okay, right up. 999 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,220 We got Pico Hero here. 1000 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,600 It's a lo-fi pixel-based shooter. 1001 00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:48,560 You go from room to room. 1002 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,960 You're trying to get out of one room and into the next. 1003 00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:52,480 You're in a little farm yard. 1004 00:53:52,820 --> 00:54:00,420 No one is free, should I say, from the blast radius of your kill gun. 1005 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,120 What makes this game so unique is that once you complete it, the game doesn't end there. 1006 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:06,860 You can go back and play it again. 1007 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,220 Or you can design your own levels with a level editor and create your own worlds. 1008 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,280 Super cool, super fun, super friendly. 1009 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,560 And it's available right now on iOS or your Android Play Store. 1010 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,900 Get up there and get it on your phone now. 1011 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:20,400 Get played. 1012 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:23,080 Because if you don't, then you will not play it. 1013 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:50,980 Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you fly? 1014 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,260 Up in the sky, do you have eyes? 1015 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:59,260 Soccer ball, soccer ball, where do you go? 1016 00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:03,620 Rolling away into the gold. 1017 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,340 Soccer ball, soccer ball, I kicked you so hard. 1018 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,740 We're about to send in the National Guard. 1019 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:18,380 Soccer ball, soccer ball, what's the jazz? 1020 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,120 How do you do? 1021 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,440 You can kiss my ass. 1022 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,440 You can kiss my ass. 1023 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:22,440 You can kiss my ass. 1024 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:52,420 guitar solo 1025 00:55:52,420 --> 00:56:22,400 guitar solo 1026 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:52,380 guitar solo 1027 00:56:52,380 --> 00:57:22,360 guitar solo 1028 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:52,340 guitar solo 1029 00:57:52,340 --> 00:58:22,320 guitar solo 1030 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:52,300 guitar solo 1031 00:58:52,300 --> 00:59:22,280 guitar solo 1032 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:52,260 guitar solo 1033 00:59:52,260 --> 01:00:22,240 guitar solo 1034 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:52,220 guitar solo 1035 01:00:52,220 --> 01:01:22,200 guitar solo 1036 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:52,180 DJY's beautiful goal! 1037 01:01:52,180 --> 01:02:22,160 guitar solo 1038 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:52,140 guitar solo 1039 01:02:52,140 --> 01:03:22,120 guitar solo 1040 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:52,100 guitar solo 1041 01:03:52,100 --> 01:04:22,080 guitar solo 1042 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:52,060 guitar solo 1043 01:04:52,060 --> 01:05:22,040 guitar solo 1044 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:52,020 guitar solo 1045 01:05:52,020 --> 01:06:22,000 guitar solo 1046 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:51,980 guitar solo 1047 01:06:51,980 --> 01:07:21,960 guitar solo 1048 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:51,940 guitar solo 1049 01:07:51,940 --> 01:08:21,920 guitar solo 1050 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:51,900 guitar solo 1051 01:08:51,900 --> 01:09:21,880 guitar solo 1052 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:51,860 guitar solo 1053 01:09:51,860 --> 01:10:21,840 guitar solo 1054 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:51,820 guitar solo 1055 01:10:51,820 --> 01:11:21,800 guitar solo 1056 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:51,780 guitar solo 1057 01:11:51,780 --> 01:12:21,760 guitar solo 1058 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:51,740 guitar solo 1059 01:12:51,740 --> 01:13:21,720 guitar solo 1060 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:51,700 guitar solo 1061 01:13:51,700 --> 01:14:21,680 guitar solo 1062 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:51,660 guitar solo 1063 01:14:51,660 --> 01:15:21,640 guitar solo 1064 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:51,620 guitar solo 1065 01:15:51,620 --> 01:16:21,600 guitar solo, 1066 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:51,580 guitar solo, 1067 01:16:51,580 --> 01:17:21,560 guitar solo, 1068 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:51,540 guitar solo, 1069 01:17:51,540 --> 01:18:21,520 guitar solo, 1070 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:51,500 guitar solo, 1071 01:18:51,500 --> 01:19:21,480 guitar solo, 1072 01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:51,460 guitar solo, 1073 01:19:51,460 --> 01:20:21,440 guitar solo, 1074 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:51,420 guitar solo, 1075 01:20:51,420 --> 01:21:21,400 guitar solo, 1076 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:51,380 guitar solo, 1077 01:21:51,380 --> 01:22:21,360 guitar solo, 1078 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:51,340 guitar solo, 1079 01:22:51,340 --> 01:23:21,320 guitar solo, 1080 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:51,300 guitar solo, 1081 01:23:51,300 --> 01:24:21,280 guitar solo, 1082 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:51,260 guitar solo, 1083 01:24:51,260 --> 01:25:09,980 Oh, the land of the free and the land of the brave. 1084 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:21,940 Holy shit. 1085 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,560 Brings a tear to my eye every time. 1086 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:36,700 God bless those F-16 flyers and loving memory of Whitney, Elizabeth, Houston. 1087 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:37,680 Rest in peace. 1088 01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:49,440 But now we're about to say to the Belgians, rest in pieces as we absolutely smash and desecrate them in the way in which we know how to do to many other countries. 1089 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,580 We've done it before. 1090 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:51,360 We'll do it again. 1091 01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:52,300 And I got to tell you something. 1092 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,860 It's coming thick and fast now. 1093 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,640 Newgate tried to find Cappuccino. 1094 01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:57,080 And back out to Carrots. 1095 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:03,760 Who tries an absolutely acrobatic shitshow shot from the outside flank D. 1096 01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:08,460 That son of a bitch, Carrots has got a good shot, right? 1097 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,100 He's got a little bit of pizzazz. 1098 01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:12,080 He's got a bit of Superbock. 1099 01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:14,560 Indeed. 1100 01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:18,920 Superbock, the beer which sponsors this stadium. 1101 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,060 The Superbock Stadium in Lisbon. 1102 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:26,280 Doesn't sponsor us, right? 1103 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:30,560 No, we do have our own beer sponsorship. 1104 01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:33,240 Dickhead's Cask Ale. 1105 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:44,040 If you like the taste of a good session craft Cask Ale, but don't want to suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch, well, then look no further than Dickhead. 1106 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:45,660 Session Craft Ale. 1107 01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:48,500 Official beer of the Global 2020 Meltdown. 1108 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:55,440 Gotta tell you, I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown and pounded a four-pack of Dickheads on the porch. 1109 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,100 And all my troubles. 1110 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,200 And I still felt good today. 1111 01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,840 Get your hands on Dickheads. 1112 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:10,740 The brand new beer of the current era we're living in right now. 1113 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:16,280 The age of football, soccer, whatever way you want to call it. 1114 01:27:17,260 --> 01:27:22,280 Trophies, guns, Instagram, Dick Bush. 1115 01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:26,960 Umbridled capitalism. 1116 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,340 And race. 1117 01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:33,220 Vankanen. 1118 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:36,940 De Bruyne. 1119 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,380 Kevin De Bruyne plays his football for Manchester. 1120 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,720 Over in England, the EPL are looking to start back soon enough. 1121 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:46,940 The 17th of June. 1122 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,540 Behind closed doors. 1123 01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,780 There's going to be no closed doors when I'm in town. 1124 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,200 Because I'm going to be like, open up. 1125 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,800 We got warrants to see some soccer ball. 1126 01:27:59,580 --> 01:28:00,860 You got a soccer song. 1127 01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:04,380 Open up. 1128 01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:08,020 You hammered your Middle East. 1129 01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,600 Thank you so much for your kind heart and generous tip. 1130 01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:10,920 Aruni. 1131 01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,460 Buzz Lightbeer. 1132 01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:15,180 Maraud in here. 1133 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,300 Buzz Lightbeer. 1134 01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:17,860 Cappuccino. 1135 01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:18,800 To Newgate. 1136 01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:25,400 Lightbeer from a long way out. 1137 01:28:26,980 --> 01:28:32,780 Really tests Mignolet, who has no answer to that shot 1138 01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:35,660 other than a great answer, which is to save the ball. 1139 01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:38,900 Vermeulen, Vertonghen. 1140 01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,280 Back to Vermeulen again. 1141 01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:42,840 Alder Wirrald. 1142 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:47,960 These Belgian lads know how to play the soccer ball game. 1143 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:51,880 Interception. 1144 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:52,900 Cuckoo-cuchu. 1145 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,960 This is looking promising here in the States. 1146 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,340 Out to the middle, Buzz Lightbeer. 1147 01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:03,860 Out to Newgate, trying to find Jeff Carrots. 1148 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:10,140 Belgium are quick to attack and sweep up the crumbs here. 1149 01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,920 This is a test so far that the U.S. have not seen 1150 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,400 in any of their previous games. 1151 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:19,520 Each individual at Lukaku, and it's Lukaku with the strike. 1152 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,020 What a great save by Dick Bush, 1153 01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:25,600 who's been practicing his ball saves all week. 1154 01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:28,720 Switchblade. 1155 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:30,520 Switchblade. 1156 01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,300 Wolf Spritzer to Ty Baker. 1157 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:34,980 Jeff Carrots. 1158 01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:36,080 Carrots with the turn. 1159 01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,140 Carrots with the shot. 1160 01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:37,880 It's the curler. 1161 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,880 That's Mignolet with the save. 1162 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:43,880 goes out to Vertonghen. 1163 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:52,120 I got to tell you some of these Belgians know how to play the game of soccer. 1164 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,800 Yeah, you said that two minutes ago. 1165 01:29:57,300 --> 01:29:59,140 about a needed scene again. 1166 01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:05,060 Pretty strong dynasty of footballing skill here. 1167 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,360 Now it's Newgate. 1168 01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:08,580 To Carrots. 1169 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,400 Carrots takes a turn. 1170 01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:11,260 He's too small. 1171 01:30:12,180 --> 01:30:12,880 It's a child. 1172 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:16,160 He's a goddamn infant. 1173 01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:18,200 I don't even know why he's on the pitch. 1174 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:19,160 What have we seen him do? 1175 01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:20,760 He's a wonder kid. 1176 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:23,580 He's actually being touted as the next Messi. 1177 01:30:27,580 --> 01:30:32,060 They want to step up or step off because it's not working out for the kids. 1178 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,060 He's all over the place. 1179 01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:36,720 40 minutes gone here. 1180 01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:38,440 Still 0-0. 1181 01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,860 Carrots go to Mertens. 1182 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,240 Go out again for another Belgian throw. 1183 01:30:54,820 --> 01:30:58,840 Vietzel plays his soccer for Dortmund in the Bundesliga. 1184 01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:01,620 And Mertens gets that balloon in. 1185 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:02,680 Tried to find Lukaku. 1186 01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,820 But again, Dick Bush with the hands. 1187 01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,740 Safety hands from a safety man. 1188 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:12,960 Now Newgate. 1189 01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:14,480 One touch with Carrots. 1190 01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:15,840 He lets it fly by. 1191 01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:18,840 In fairness to Carrots, I don't think he was expecting that. 1192 01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:19,820 Now it's Carrots. 1193 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:21,840 Back again. 1194 01:31:21,980 --> 01:31:22,380 Carrots. 1195 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:24,060 Jeff Carrots from range. 1196 01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:28,500 And Mignolet saves yet again. 1197 01:31:30,140 --> 01:31:33,100 And that's the halftime whistle. 1198 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:39,840 Bar Bush. 1199 01:31:39,940 --> 01:31:40,780 Thanks so much. 1200 01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:41,960 Release the Kraken. 1201 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:42,920 Thank you so much. 1202 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,980 Thoughts on the first half. 1203 01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:48,820 Func team. 1204 01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:51,440 Yeah, they're doing well. 1205 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:52,560 They're pushing hard. 1206 01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:55,980 These Belgian guys. 1207 01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:57,340 Belgian waffles. 1208 01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:57,760 What? 1209 01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,340 You got your Belgian chocolates. 1210 01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:02,180 You got your cocoa. 1211 01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:02,560 What? 1212 01:32:02,740 --> 01:32:04,300 70, 80% cocoa. 1213 01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:07,780 That stuff tastes shit. 1214 01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:10,040 Uh-huh. 1215 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:11,220 Yeah. 1216 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,200 You ever taste that? 1217 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:13,980 What? 1218 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,060 Belgian chocolate? 1219 01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:18,860 That 80% shit. 1220 01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:20,020 That 90% shit. 1221 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:24,320 Tastes like you're eating fucking ashes or something. 1222 01:32:24,980 --> 01:32:26,940 You can't taste no chocolate off it. 1223 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:32,440 I heard my wife tells me that the dark chocolate is meant to be the best for you, though. 1224 01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:35,060 Yeah, that's what they're trying to sell you on. 1225 01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,780 Trying to tell you that it's a good chocolate. 1226 01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:42,720 You eat this chocolate, you're going to live a longer, much nicer, happier lifestyle. 1227 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:50,700 You're going to be on Instagram, uploading pictures of yourself eating this 94% cocoa chocolate. 1228 01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:53,080 But what? 1229 01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,260 No pleasure in it, right? 1230 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:55,620 You got a song. 1231 01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,280 Well, I don't know. 1232 01:32:57,340 --> 01:33:00,260 I never taste it, but I do believe it's meant to be the best in the world. 1233 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,980 And they did, I think they invented the cocoa bean. 1234 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,120 Is that so? 1235 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:07,240 Yep, the Belgian cocoa bean. 1236 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:12,760 They invented that after discovering it out in Africa. 1237 01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:20,880 And the world has been much better off in the sweet tooth steaks ever since. 1238 01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:24,500 But soccer is the aim of the game right now. 1239 01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,220 Barbara Bush, thanks for the tip. 1240 01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:28,600 And Hugh Hamminger, Middle East. 1241 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,580 Belgian get the game underway. 1242 01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:34,540 And they're looking to attack. 1243 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:41,760 Eden Hazard, the Real Madrid tricky man. 1244 01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:44,220 Down to Mertens. 1245 01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,480 Dispossessed by Buzz Lightbeer. 1246 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,540 Lightbeer splays that ball down to Cappuccino. 1247 01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,000 Cappuccino pulls it back. 1248 01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:54,540 Tries to pull it back to Newgate. 1249 01:33:55,220 --> 01:33:55,820 Doesn't work out. 1250 01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:57,040 And now it's Jeff Carrots. 1251 01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,280 Jeff Carrots with the twist. 1252 01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,760 The turn. 1253 01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,840 Jeff Carrots tries to play in Ty Baker. 1254 01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,700 It's not going to work out that well for him. 1255 01:34:04,740 --> 01:34:05,740 And it's dispossessed. 1256 01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,820 Picked up by the Belgian boys. 1257 01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:10,580 And Wolf Spritzer to Carrots again. 1258 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:13,120 Jeff Carrots one more time. 1259 01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:15,280 Dispossessed by Witzel. 1260 01:34:15,700 --> 01:34:19,060 And here's Carrots again with the one strike wonder. 1261 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:21,620 And that's three shots and three blankers. 1262 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,400 Mignolet has saved all of the carrot shots. 1263 01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:28,720 Cappuccino and Newgate need to move. 1264 01:34:28,820 --> 01:34:31,420 And they need to move now before it's too late. 1265 01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:32,860 This is a knockout game. 1266 01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:42,200 We could be going home early if these Belgian boys get their boots on and start playing that 94% cocoa game that we know they can play. 1267 01:34:43,380 --> 01:34:47,500 Right now we're playing pure milk chocolate shit. 1268 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,240 I'm talking hushies. 1269 01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,720 Squidgy kind of stuff. 1270 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:53,780 We got that squidgy milk. 1271 01:34:54,780 --> 01:34:58,560 And these Belgian boys, they're playing heavy, heavy cocoa. 1272 01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:03,000 De Bruyne out to Van Aken. 1273 01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,040 Buzz Lightbeer goes up for the head. 1274 01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:09,620 And it rolls out for a Belgian throw ball. 1275 01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:10,520 Carrasco. 1276 01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:12,780 Carrasco takes that throw. 1277 01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:13,920 Down to Mertens. 1278 01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:16,720 Mertens again with a twist to turn the slide. 1279 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,640 And it's Quasar Kingston who gets the better of them. 1280 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:20,580 And it's out to Newgate. 1281 01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:21,580 And Newgate now. 1282 01:35:21,660 --> 01:35:23,080 A chance to do something here. 1283 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:24,920 Plays the ball into Carrots. 1284 01:35:25,020 --> 01:35:25,660 Jeff Carrots. 1285 01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:26,080 Twist. 1286 01:35:26,340 --> 01:35:26,600 Turn. 1287 01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:27,580 Back to Newgate. 1288 01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:28,240 Newgate. 1289 01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,060 Out to Ty Baker. 1290 01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:31,780 Ty Baker with a little chipper. 1291 01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:33,260 Newgate. 1292 01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:34,920 Carrots. 1293 01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:36,440 Carrots with the stab. 1294 01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:38,080 And it's Carrots. 1295 01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:41,280 Yeah. 1296 01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:41,880 Come on. 1297 01:35:42,180 --> 01:35:42,620 Carrots, baby. 1298 01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:43,300 Carrots. 1299 01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:48,540 And at the pylon situation, the end of pylon. 1300 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:49,360 Gangbang. 1301 01:35:50,580 --> 01:35:51,160 Newgate. 1302 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,000 But Carrots. 1303 01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,740 Quite an amazing piece of blade. 1304 01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,080 From the stage. 1305 01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,200 Really sticking it to the bedroom. 1306 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,620 You've got a son. 1307 01:36:05,580 --> 01:36:06,580 That's right, Carrots. 1308 01:36:06,580 --> 01:36:06,580 That's right, Carrots. 1309 01:36:06,580 --> 01:36:08,580 We're in. 1310 01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:09,960 We've got one. 1311 01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:17,160 And it just goes to show you. 1312 01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:18,700 Attention to the guy's tenacity. 1313 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:19,660 Attention to the guy's tenacity. 1314 01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:20,820 Determination. 1315 01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:22,540 We'll get you everywhere. 1316 01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:26,680 because Jeff Carrots has just done the unthinkable, 1317 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:30,760 sponsored by Donald Trump in association with Rick. 1318 01:36:32,800 --> 01:36:35,980 And that gold was also brought to you by Walmart 1319 01:36:35,980 --> 01:36:39,840 in association with GetRomodick. 1320 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:42,100 We're going to send you a crafting factory, 1321 01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:45,360 which is a factory simulation where you're producing 1322 01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:48,760 and making goods inside a roving death ship, 1323 01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:52,740 which is crawling across a galaxy planet out in the stars. 1324 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:56,240 The playability is really intuitive. 1325 01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:59,540 There's different ways to make the game go tick-de-boo. 1326 01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:02,000 Also, there is a sandbox mode available 1327 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:04,320 in which you can make your own factory 1328 01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:06,720 as well as the production lines as well. 1329 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:09,960 The graphics are based on kind of pixely retro graphics. 1330 01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,140 They're not really like that, 1331 01:37:11,220 --> 01:37:13,360 but they're still really pretty to look at. 1332 01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:16,060 The game in itself is a masterpiece. 1333 01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:19,880 You will not understand this until you get the... 1334 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:20,580 Lightbeard. 1335 01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:22,600 Out to Kingston. 1336 01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:23,840 Kingston. 1337 01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:25,900 Cappuccino. 1338 01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,600 Cappuccino to Newgate. 1339 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,140 Tries to find Carrots. 1340 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,420 Here's Lukaku. 1341 01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,800 Lukaku with the drive. 1342 01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,800 And Dick Bush with the save. 1343 01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,640 Crazy, crazy game so far. 1344 01:38:00,860 --> 01:38:02,160 And it's left at Mertens. 1345 01:38:02,260 --> 01:38:04,720 Mertens could do something here to Lukaku. 1346 01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,320 Lukaku with the drive again. 1347 01:38:07,780 --> 01:38:08,920 This is so dangerous. 1348 01:38:09,260 --> 01:38:10,500 That's the worst ball yet. 1349 01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:12,500 Oh, you've got to say, 1350 01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:13,860 what the hell is going on? 1351 01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:18,000 It's just... 1352 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,220 Yeah, pose for the photograph. 1353 01:38:19,380 --> 01:38:20,700 Nice photograph, guys. 1354 01:38:21,140 --> 01:38:21,440 Yeah. 1355 01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,420 Well done. 1356 01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:24,360 Say cheese. 1357 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,720 Yeah, what the hell is going on? 1358 01:38:31,300 --> 01:38:33,420 What were they doing on that goal line? 1359 01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:37,220 And passing it back from Kukukachu. 1360 01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,460 That's just elementary stuff. 1361 01:38:44,260 --> 01:38:48,600 You simply don't pass it to Lukaku when he's on the goal line. 1362 01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:50,340 That's what you don't do. 1363 01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:51,800 Great smile from Witzel. 1364 01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:58,620 And here's Batswaii of Chelsea United, who's coming on to replace Carrasco. 1365 01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:03,320 That could really strike fear into the American heart. 1366 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:12,560 But as we know, the American soccer ball-shaped eagle is soaring across a sky of broken Belgian chocolate dreams at the moment. 1367 01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,080 And we're going to keep going. 1368 01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:15,240 We're going to keep soaring. 1369 01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:16,260 Because it's Newgate. 1370 01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:18,300 Compounding the misery to Cappuccino. 1371 01:39:18,660 --> 01:39:19,720 Out to Jeff Carrats. 1372 01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:21,520 Jeff Carrats outside the right boot. 1373 01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:22,640 It's a curl baller. 1374 01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,500 And just goes past the post. 1375 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:29,640 Congratulations. 1376 01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,160 Mr. Carrats. 1377 01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:34,740 He nearly scored a goal. 1378 01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:40,140 Substitution again here from Belgium. 1379 01:39:40,360 --> 01:39:41,540 Witzel goes off. 1380 01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:47,560 Tillmans is coming on to replace Witzel before we go into overtime. 1381 01:39:50,420 --> 01:39:52,760 I really hope it's not going to go into overtime. 1382 01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:57,200 We need to just get a goal and get one now and stick one between these guys' sticks. 1383 01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:00,220 Referee blows. 1384 01:40:00,300 --> 01:40:01,940 There's a foul against Jimmy Russler. 1385 01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:04,000 Early ball comes in from Belgium. 1386 01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,380 It's headed away. 1387 01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:06,940 Back to Mario Cappuccino. 1388 01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:09,280 Now Newgate's calling for the ball here. 1389 01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,380 Out to Jeff Carrats. 1390 01:40:11,860 --> 01:40:12,800 Carrats waits. 1391 01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:14,540 Plays in Jimmy Russler. 1392 01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:18,020 And tired legs right now on that American field pitch. 1393 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,400 And now it's Ty Baker. 1394 01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,000 Ty Baker to Carrats. 1395 01:40:21,220 --> 01:40:21,680 Carrats. 1396 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:23,280 Baker back. 1397 01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:24,100 Carrats again. 1398 01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:25,680 And it's Jeff Carrats with a goal. 1399 01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:26,680 Oh! 1400 01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:54,680 At that wonder hit again, Jeff Karras doing the unthinkable for the US-led invasion of Belgium. 1401 01:40:54,680 --> 01:41:01,680 Crazy, crazy dream here. A crazy reality. 1402 01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:09,680 And you couldn't have wrote it in a script book if you really wanted to sit down and write the script itself. 1403 01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:12,680 It would be hard to write this particular script. 1404 01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:15,680 It's two goals to the one here. 1405 01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:21,680 Both of those goals heard by the one and only Prodigy. 1406 01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:27,680 Not the band, but the player, Jeff Karras. 1407 01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:38,680 Unbelievable stuff. That kid, I gotta tell you something, I have my doubts, he's got a son, but he's really knocked it out the pocket. 1408 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:41,680 He's really knocked it out the pocket. 1409 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:49,680 Dick Bush with the save. Strong hands from the Bushmaster Assault Keeper. 1410 01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:52,680 Look at that header from Carrots. 1411 01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:57,680 Look at this Buzz Lightyear ball. He's having a crazy game, Lightyear. 1412 01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,680 He's gonna square it. No one there though. 1413 01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:04,680 Anyone else wanna join the dinner of death? 1414 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:10,680 Big thank you to Kay Bollocks for the tip and Barb Bush too. 1415 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:16,680 88 minutes on the shot clock here. The USA are about to send Belgium back home. 1416 01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:25,680 But Mertens is falling over trying to win that foul. It's not gonna work for him though. 1417 01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:41,680 The show is also brought to you by shit mobile games. 1418 01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:46,680 Games whose scope and ambition is severely limited by the lack of hardware. 1419 01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:59,680 If you like the taste of a good session craft, Cascale, but don't wanna suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch. 1420 01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:15,680 Well, I can't believe it. That's the man from Real Madrid, Eden Hazard. 1421 01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:25,680 Who's just come right out of the woodwork and absolutely crucified us with a last minute goal while we were advertising beer. 1422 01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:32,680 It's not right. It's not right and it's not good. 1423 01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:38,680 With the hill with the defense. Defense. 1424 01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:54,680 And Eden Hazard, the Garden of Eden is now beneath his feet as he sends Belgium into the future. 1425 01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:59,680 As we're looking at overtime unless something can be pulled out of the woodwork here. 1426 01:43:59,680 --> 01:44:02,680 It's a middle disc ball though. Looking for Lukaku. 1427 01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:07,680 It's found. Hazard again. A dangerous ball. Lukaku comes in. 1428 01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:10,680 And Nugate comes to collect the scoop. 1429 01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:15,680 Ref blows on that magical pipe piece. 1430 01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:21,680 And we're going into overtime. 1431 01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:30,680 We're gonna have to use those subs. We got some good subs on the bench. 1432 01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:33,680 We got those guys. We got Newgate. 1433 01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:35,680 We're already on the pitch. 1434 01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:39,680 Instead of Newgate, we got, uh, who's that other subs? 1435 01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:41,680 Shamrock. 1436 01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:42,680 We got Frank Shamrock. 1437 01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:47,680 I think we also got BJ Wise on the bench. 1438 01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:48,680 Should we put that kid Carrots on? 1439 01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:55,680 Save, save them maybe. Save them for another two minutes. 1440 01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:57,680 Use the speed boost. 1441 01:44:58,680 --> 01:44:59,680 Newgate. 1442 01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:01,680 Newgate. 1443 01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:02,680 Newgate. 1444 01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:04,680 Trying to find Cappuccino. He's been silent this whole game. 1445 01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:12,680 He's been less Cappuccino more latte. 1446 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:14,680 You get my drift. 1447 01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:17,680 Yeah, definitely not packing any caffeinated punch. 1448 01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:19,680 He's, he's decaf. 1449 01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:21,680 That's what he's been all day is decaf. 1450 01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:23,680 Lukaku. 1451 01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:38,680 Just so goddamn hard trying to contain Hez. 1452 01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:40,680 Then you got Lukaku. 1453 01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:42,680 Who's a goal machine. 1454 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:49,680 And our, uh, goal, two goal hero, Jeff Carrots, 1455 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:51,680 has just gone off during the, uh, replay there. 1456 01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:52,680 For BJ Wise. 1457 01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:54,680 He's going to be playing down that right flank. 1458 01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:56,680 An extra burst of speed and energy. 1459 01:45:56,680 --> 01:45:57,680 And here he is. 1460 01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:58,680 BJ Wise. 1461 01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:00,680 BJ Wise now. 1462 01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:01,680 Turns. 1463 01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:01,680 Twists. 1464 01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:02,680 Looking for options. 1465 01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:04,680 Looking for help. 1466 01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:05,680 Wins the corner. 1467 01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:08,680 And that'll be nice for the States. 1468 01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:14,680 Jimmy Russell. 1469 01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:15,680 Steps up to bend the ballooner. 1470 01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:17,680 It's a Russell ballooner. 1471 01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:18,680 And the heads goes up. 1472 01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:21,680 Oh, looks so close there from Cappuccino. 1473 01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,680 Mario Cappuccino. 1474 01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,680 Maybe you should have gone for an extra shot. 1475 01:46:31,680 --> 01:46:33,680 Because you're not paying attention, Mario. 1476 01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:39,680 18 successful passes from Newgate. 1477 01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:41,680 12, 12 successful, 18 total. 1478 01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:42,680 I beg your pardon. 1479 01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:44,680 And now the Belgique. 1480 01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:48,680 Trying to spread a bit of that Belgique magic. 1481 01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:50,680 Lukaku with the acrobats. 1482 01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:57,680 Dangerous. 1483 01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:57,680 Lukaku. 1484 01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:58,680 Lukaku. 1485 01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,680 Lukaku. 1486 01:46:59,680 --> 01:46:59,680 Off the post. 1487 01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:00,680 And it's a double time. 1488 01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:05,680 Strike ball from Mertens or Hazard or one of those. 1489 01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:07,680 Everybody's going wild. 1490 01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:11,680 But there's still time on the clock. 1491 01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,680 Look at those suits. 1492 01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:15,680 Even the suits are coming over. 1493 01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:20,680 Hey, there's reports to be on the desk by tomorrow. 1494 01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:21,680 Get back to the office, boys. 1495 01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:25,680 CIA been pushing. 1496 01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,680 Got you pushing too many pencils. 1497 01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:33,680 And it's just a crazy game at the moment. 1498 01:47:34,680 --> 01:47:39,680 The Belgians are absolutely tearing us from piece by piece apart. 1499 01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:43,680 I don't know where we're going. 1500 01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:44,680 I don't know what we're doing. 1501 01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:47,680 I don't know what's going on at the moment, but it's scary. 1502 01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:01,680 Substitution, baby. 1503 01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:03,680 Substitution. 1504 01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:09,680 Let's see who we got to bring on here. 1505 01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:11,680 The one. 1506 01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:12,680 The only. 1507 01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:14,680 Frank Shamrock. 1508 01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,680 Renewgate. 1509 01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:20,680 Renewgate. 1510 01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,680 Here we go. 1511 01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:25,680 The last roll of the dice here for the States. 1512 01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:29,680 Still got another dice to roll. 1513 01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:30,680 Three subs, right? 1514 01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:31,680 I beg your pardon. 1515 01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,680 The penultimate roll of the dice for the States. 1516 01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:38,680 Frank Shamrock. 1517 01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:45,680 Shamrock. 1518 01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:46,680 To Kingston. 1519 01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:47,680 To Cappuccino. 1520 01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:49,680 Cappuccino. 1521 01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:51,680 Lofted back to Kingston. 1522 01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:52,680 Kingston tries to get a hold of it. 1523 01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,680 Tackle intercepted. 1524 01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:13,180 Wolf Spritzer tries to find box players BJ Wise BJ Wise Wolf Spritzer can't get 1525 01:49:13,180 --> 01:49:20,360 the trigger pull Ty Baker back to Jimmy Russler it's a it's a mishmash it's a 1526 01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:26,540 real achy breaky heart situation right there 1527 01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:31,940 time it's the time Jeff Carrick with the two goals with cock to him and a couple of 1528 01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:40,820 hazards for the Belgian boys it's not looking good here in association with shit 1529 01:49:40,820 --> 01:49:43,600 mobile games 1530 01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:49,000 guys please have Sonic at Olympic games Tokyo 25 Olympic games has been canceled due to coronavirus but it doesn't mean you can have fun here and you got Sonic the Hedgehog he's a fat little man and he goes over the track he goes over 1531 01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:54,400 hoodl and he can go around track very fast hey jump he can speed and as you can see jump 1532 01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:58,400 again and boom right over hoodl he's got funky little friends trying to beat him in 1533 01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:02,400 race you cannot do that though you tap fast the faster you tap on screen the faster Sonic go around track 1534 01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:07,800 again faster you tap faster Sonic go around track and he has a little further to the metal on the speed boost and any finish and look at how fast he goes so amazing man so fucking amazing I hope you get this game because I really enjoyed it 1535 01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:37,200 thank you like to subscribe we're back 1536 01:50:37,200 --> 01:51:01,600 back live here the second half of that extra time Lukaku danger man for the Belgians Chad Valley legs are tired and this is Lukaku now great great goalkeeping from Dick Bush the US need to get forward 1537 01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:24,400 Kevin De Bruyne back to Eden Hazard lovely ball not waited enough though for Lukaku Dick Bush back collects and now it's out to Lightbeer Shamrock just too much on that too much sauce 1538 01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:28,840 Quasar 1539 01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:51,940 come on Baris Wahey gets it to Lukaku leave it to Hazard and that's Hazard the chance to level a danger blow accusation against the states goes a begging for Hazard and it's going to be a goal slide kick to the states 1540 01:51:51,940 --> 01:52:05,940 so close we need to do something we need to do something we need to do something now otherwise kaboom 1541 01:52:05,940 --> 01:52:21,340 Ty Baker out to Chad Valley Chad Valley to Jimmy Russler this is it the last gasp saloon attempt for the states Jimmy Russler Jimmy Russler plays it to Chad Valley Chad Valley with the equal 1542 01:52:21,340 --> 01:52:28,340 baby come on 1543 01:52:28,340 --> 01:52:35,340 all right 1544 01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:39,340 gotta love it right you got it got them right 1545 01:52:39,340 --> 01:52:43,340 amazing amazing stuff it's dad valley 1546 01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:49,340 dad valley with the finishing danger blow right down that left hand side 1547 01:52:49,340 --> 01:52:56,340 plant catcher unbelievable i did not have sexual relations with that woman 1548 01:52:56,340 --> 01:53:03,340 miss Lewinsky i never told anybody to lie not a single time never these 1549 01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:11,340 allegations are false and these are the days that you really really love to be 1550 01:53:11,340 --> 01:53:19,340 an american i gotta tell you something that set it up it's going down to pk's 1551 01:53:19,340 --> 01:53:25,340 penalty penalty kicks to you and me brought to you by the trump administration 1552 01:53:25,340 --> 01:53:28,340 in association with race 1553 01:53:28,340 --> 01:53:38,840 Also sponsored by Dickhead's Cass Craft Pale Ale, the official beer of the Soccer World Championship. 1554 01:53:39,480 --> 01:53:47,280 If you like the taste of a good session craft cass ale, but don't want to suffer the pain when you go heavy on the hooch, 1555 01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:54,180 well then look no further than Dickhead's Session Craft Ale, official beer of the Global 2020 Meltdown. 1556 01:53:54,440 --> 01:54:04,100 Gotta tell you I came home last night after a hard day in the meltdown, pounded a four pack of dickheads on the porch, and all my troubles mellowed away. 1557 01:54:04,300 --> 01:54:05,820 I still felt good today. 1558 01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:09,420 We got stunning skill animation superheroes defeated. 1559 01:54:09,940 --> 01:54:15,560 Make sure to pre-register for Sino Isles, it's gonna be coming out pretty soon, cool new Japanistic, another Japanistic game as well. 1560 01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:20,800 I don't know about you, but somewhere along the way I started to feel like there was an empty pit, 1561 01:54:21,280 --> 01:54:24,840 you know, in my stomach. 1562 01:54:25,480 --> 01:54:30,180 And also, you know, what's the point of it all? 1563 01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:32,860 That's another thing that keeps on cropping up. 1564 01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:37,100 I'm fighting that on a daily basis. 1565 01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:39,480 Hello guys, you're back here. 1566 01:54:39,960 --> 01:54:50,420 Welcome back to the penalty shootout in this last 16 game between the USA and Belgium. 1567 01:54:52,960 --> 01:55:01,840 Something else entirely, another chapter in the U.S. soccer history book is about to be written. 1568 01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:08,380 And we want to welcome you back to the show. 1569 01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:11,040 You gotta show up. 1570 01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:26,660 Cappuccino, BJ Wise, Frank Shamrock, we got Quasar Kingston, Wolf Spritzer, Jimmy Russler, Buzz Lightyear, Lightbeer, I beg your pardon. 1571 01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:28,220 Freudian slip. 1572 01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:32,240 Indeed, a Freudian slip it was. 1573 01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:33,040 Ty Baker. 1574 01:55:34,740 --> 01:55:35,700 Chad Valley. 1575 01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:37,000 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1576 01:55:38,580 --> 01:55:44,540 And then Dick Bush to take the last kick of the dice. 1577 01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:49,620 What are your thoughts and feelings on this, Ben Dink? 1578 01:55:50,740 --> 01:55:54,280 Well, it's like I always said. 1579 01:55:56,780 --> 01:55:58,080 You gotta show up. 1580 01:55:59,420 --> 01:56:02,880 And with that, let's get this underway. 1581 01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:06,140 A nation holds its breath. 1582 01:56:07,080 --> 01:56:08,440 The nation of Belgium, that is. 1583 01:56:09,060 --> 01:56:10,960 And also, another nation too. 1584 01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:13,780 The nation of the USA. 1585 01:56:23,780 --> 01:56:24,380 Cappuccino. 1586 01:56:24,380 --> 01:56:33,100 Steps up. 1587 01:56:34,060 --> 01:56:34,800 Winds it up. 1588 01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:38,660 And sends it rattlesnake into the back of the sack. 1589 01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:41,180 Mario Cappuccino. 1590 01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,080 Getting things underway for the States. 1591 01:56:46,460 --> 01:56:48,660 The little man, the little wizard hazard. 1592 01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:52,840 From Real Madrid. 1593 01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:54,900 Steps up for Belgium. 1594 01:56:57,380 --> 01:56:59,380 And puts it down to the left. 1595 01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:00,600 It was a soft touch. 1596 01:57:00,780 --> 01:57:04,180 But Dick Bush dove the wrong way. 1597 01:57:04,180 --> 01:57:18,120 BJ Wise. 1598 01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,900 For the USA. 1599 01:57:20,900 --> 01:57:24,900 Full power. 1600 01:57:24,900 --> 01:57:32,940 And it's saved. 1601 01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:35,320 By Mignoli. 1602 01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:37,960 Or whatever his name is for Belgium. 1603 01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:47,860 And Eden Hazard sticks it right past the post there. 1604 01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:51,160 As we were too busy looking at a kind-hearted donation from. 1605 01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:53,340 You want, I should go. 1606 01:57:53,440 --> 01:57:54,320 Thank you very much. 1607 01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:58,460 And to Isky Lad as well for your kind-hearted tip. 1608 01:57:59,420 --> 01:58:00,800 Thanks very much, Isky. 1609 01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:03,080 Very kind of you. 1610 01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:06,300 Hopefully we can send this Belgian guy packing home. 1611 01:58:06,300 --> 01:58:16,120 Frank Shamrock to do the damage for the States. 1612 01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:20,400 Shamrock sends it home. 1613 01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:27,520 Now Dick Bush needs to pull something out of the woodwork here to try and stop Lukaku. 1614 01:58:28,380 --> 01:58:31,700 Bush saves the ball from Lukaku. 1615 01:58:32,220 --> 01:58:36,840 And that's a goalkeeper move for the history books right there. 1616 01:58:38,020 --> 01:58:42,440 Now we know that Quasar Kingston is out of gas. 1617 01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:49,520 Can he still produce the goods right here, right now for the States? 1618 01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:53,560 Kingston steps up. 1619 01:58:55,020 --> 01:58:57,200 And sends it home for the States. 1620 01:59:02,540 --> 01:59:03,480 Kevin De Bruyne. 1621 01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:08,160 Sticks it down the right-hand side hatch. 1622 01:59:08,920 --> 01:59:10,880 And Dick Bush dove the wrong way. 1623 01:59:12,840 --> 01:59:15,140 Wolf Spritzer for the States. 1624 01:59:15,320 --> 01:59:17,260 It's do or die right now. 1625 01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:20,960 Spritzer really needs to stick this one home into the rat trap. 1626 01:59:21,740 --> 01:59:25,560 Otherwise, we could be floating home on a sea of tears. 1627 01:59:27,780 --> 01:59:30,100 Spritzer winds it up. 1628 01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:31,720 And sends it home. 1629 01:59:34,620 --> 01:59:36,420 Stick that up, you Belgian pipe. 1630 01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:39,860 And it's the Chelsea United man, Badiswahi, 1631 01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:44,900 who's going to stick up Dick Bush here in a goal-mouthed stick-up. 1632 01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:46,900 It's do or die. 1633 01:59:49,060 --> 01:59:52,560 And he puts it down the right-hand side of Dick's Bush. 1634 01:59:53,020 --> 01:59:54,180 And I got to tell you something. 1635 01:59:57,020 --> 01:59:58,620 It's gone to sudden death. 1636 02:00:01,140 --> 02:00:04,700 Jimmy Russler, set-piece extraordinaire. 1637 02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:07,720 About to see what he's made of here. 1638 02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,960 Johnny Kumblili, thanks so much. 1639 02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:11,960 Johnny Kumblili, thanks so much. 1640 02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:15,820 And to Iske-Lad as well for your kind, heart, and generous tips. 1641 02:00:16,620 --> 02:00:17,260 This is it. 1642 02:00:18,300 --> 02:00:22,480 Jimmy Russler needs to score for the States here. 1643 02:00:23,860 --> 02:00:25,820 He's aiming high, top to the left. 1644 02:00:28,820 --> 02:00:30,720 Soft touch, middle and two-thirds. 1645 02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:34,400 And Russler hits the post. 1646 02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:38,880 And American Dreams are in the hearts of their mouths at the moment. 1647 02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:43,200 Dick Bush needs to save to keep American Dreams alive. 1648 02:00:44,240 --> 02:00:45,280 And that's it. 1649 02:00:45,940 --> 02:00:48,800 The American Dream is over. 1650 02:00:52,060 --> 02:00:53,540 Jesus Christ. 1651 02:00:55,940 --> 02:00:58,100 That absolutely stinks. 1652 02:00:59,940 --> 02:01:04,400 I'm disgusting. 1653 02:01:04,780 --> 02:01:06,280 Make sure to pre-register for Sino Isles. 1654 02:01:06,420 --> 02:01:07,480 It's going to be coming out pretty soon. 1655 02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:10,160 Cool new Japanistic, another Japanistic game as well. 1656 02:01:10,360 --> 02:01:12,340 I don't know about you, but somewhere along the way, 1657 02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:15,420 I started to feel like there was an empty pit, 1658 02:01:15,900 --> 02:01:19,320 you know, in my stomach. 1659 02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:27,220 Well, we came. 1660 02:01:28,220 --> 02:01:29,080 We saw. 1661 02:01:29,080 --> 02:01:31,360 We Failed to Conquer. 1662 02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:35,420 Sponsored by Donald Trump Economics. 1663 02:01:36,300 --> 02:01:38,320 In association with race. 1664 02:01:39,620 --> 02:01:42,520 America's going through some tough times at the moment. 1665 02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:44,900 A lot of soul searching to be done. 1666 02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:48,260 And in the end, it was Jeff Carrots 1667 02:01:48,260 --> 02:01:52,300 who put a little bit of fire back into American hearts 1668 02:01:52,300 --> 02:01:56,800 with some beautiful, beautiful, beautiful soccer ball action. 1669 02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:03,580 Yeah, I got to say, like, uh, I know we're going out in the early rounds 1670 02:02:03,580 --> 02:02:05,740 like a big bunch of losers. 1671 02:02:07,740 --> 02:02:13,000 But I'm very, very encouraged by what I've seen there today from that young kid Carrots. 1672 02:02:13,500 --> 02:02:14,700 He's got a son. 1673 02:02:15,420 --> 02:02:16,660 And he's going places. 1674 02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:19,720 I don't care what you say. 1675 02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,740 Crazy, crazy days. 1676 02:02:28,860 --> 02:02:29,720 Crazy dreams. 1677 02:02:29,720 --> 02:02:29,920 Crazy, crazy days. 1678 02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:34,300 But we can only hope. 1679 02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:34,300 But we can only hope. 1680 02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:39,840 That the good times will roll again soon. 1681 02:02:40,980 --> 02:02:46,180 I want to say a big shout out, a big thank you to our sponsors, Dickheads Cask Ale. 1682 02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:54,540 And a big plea, too, to everybody out there. 1683 02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:56,600 To stay calm. 1684 02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:57,600 Stay at home. 1685 02:02:57,720 --> 02:02:58,860 Don't infect anyone. 1686 02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:02,120 And watch out. 1687 02:03:02,120 --> 02:03:02,120 And watch out. 1688 02:03:03,120 --> 02:03:05,540 Because the National Guard are out there as well. 1689 02:03:05,600 --> 02:03:07,500 They're looking out for your best interest. 1690 02:03:07,620 --> 02:03:12,360 But they're also ready for any trouble as well. 1691 02:03:13,860 --> 02:03:15,280 In the U.S. way. 1692 02:03:17,540 --> 02:03:19,040 Good night and God bless, folks. 1693 02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:21,100 It's been emotional. 1694 02:03:21,820 --> 02:03:23,180 Good night and God bless. 1695 02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,800 You got a son. 1696 02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:28,340 Where is he? 1697 02:03:28,340 --> 02:03:31,060 We got warrants for your son. 1698 02:03:39,240 --> 02:03:39,760 Congratulations. 1699 02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:40,060 Congratulations. 1700 02:03:40,060 --> 02:03:40,560 Congratulations. 1701 02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:41,560 Thank you. 1702 02:03:41,560 --> 02:03:42,560 Thank you. 1703 02:03:42,560 --> 02:03:43,560 Thank you. 1704 02:03:43,560 --> 02:03:44,560 Thank you. 1705 02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:45,560 Thank you. 1706 02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:46,560 Thank you. 1707 02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,560 Thank you. 1708 02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:48,560 Thank you. 1709 02:03:48,560 --> 02:03:49,560 Thank you. 1710 02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:50,560 Thank you. 1711 02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:51,560 Thank you. 1712 02:03:51,560 --> 02:03:52,560 Thank you. 1713 02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:53,560 Thank you. 1714 02:03:53,560 --> 02:03:54,560 Thank you. 1715 02:03:54,560 --> 02:03:55,560 Thank you. 1716 02:03:55,560 --> 02:03:56,560 Thank you. 1717 02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:57,560 Thank you. 1718 02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:58,560 Thank you. 1719 02:03:58,560 --> 02:03:59,560 Thank you. 1720 02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:00,560 Thank you. 1721 02:04:00,560 --> 02:04:01,560 Thank you. 1722 02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:02,560 Thank you. 1723 02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:03,560 Thank you. 1724 02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:04,560 Thank you. 1725 02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:05,560 Thank you. 1726 02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:06,560 Thank you. 1727 02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:07,560 Thank you. 1728 02:04:07,560 --> 02:04:08,560 Thank you. 1729 02:04:08,560 --> 02:04:09,560 Thank you. 1730 02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:10,560 Thank you. 1731 02:04:10,560 --> 02:04:11,560 Thank you. 1732 02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:12,560 Thank you. 1733 02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:13,560 Thank you. 1734 02:04:13,560 --> 02:04:14,560 Thank you. 1735 02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:15,560 Thank you. 1736 02:04:15,560 --> 02:04:16,560 Thank you. 1737 02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:17,560 Thank you. 1738 02:04:17,560 --> 02:04:18,560 Thank you. 1739 02:04:18,560 --> 02:04:19,560 Thank you. 1740 02:04:19,560 --> 02:04:21,560 . 1741 02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,560 Bye.