1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Pubble* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *Pubble* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 *Pubble* 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 *Pubble* 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 *Pubble* 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 *Pubble* 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 *Pubble* 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 *Pubble* 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Rat poison, thanks. Right. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 There was a bit of robotic madness 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 going down the last day 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 in some Dutch bar with a Cyclops 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 bot 5000. 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 The brand new on the scene 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:45,060 robo waitress with pure class intentions. The Royal Palace Ruby 5000 can carry two glasses 16 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:55,640 of drink and any number of napkins to anybody at all. How low is Delpol? How low is Delpol? 17 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:25,000 Did you see the robot last day outside the fucking restaurant over in the Netherlands? She was dishing out drinks to boys. His shirt says Camp David on it. Camp David look. Sock or so Camp David. 18 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:44,860 There's a lady there as well. Steering in. The car rolls by. Okay okay okay. Not much longer on this. I'm sorry like. I know it's been a while since I started and it keeps on coming back but. 19 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:49,540 You never know. You never know. You have to stick it out. You have to give it another go. 20 00:01:55,540 --> 00:02:09,860 You thought you'd. You thought the future never arrived. Well it has. Robo Ruby 5000. The brand new waitress that serves beers and drinks in Holland. 21 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:14,420 was released the other day in Holland some lad who got off his bike took a 22 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:21,680 picture on social media to put on social media while she was rated on her pleasant 23 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,860 manner and speed in which he could deliver drinks and dispatch them to 24 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:31,560 guests in the place who are gonna have their dinner she kept on going on about 25 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:44,100 Delphold you thought you knew about the future you didn't look at this now a 26 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:49,500 brand-new waitress that's hell-bent on dish out drinks for tips doesn't have a 27 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:53,700 heart doesn't have a liver doesn't have kidneys and this lad who went to Camp 28 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:58,620 David had to get a snap of her for social media or WhatsApp or whoever wanted to 29 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:09,300 that photograph whoever he wants to stop off you thought you'd heard the future 30 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:15,060 was here well think again have you seen this fucking robot town man over in 31 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:19,860 Netherlands or the Netherlands whatever way you want to skin that Apple this lad 32 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,740 with a Camp David shirt who's been to cool places we know that because it says 33 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:28,140 Camp David even he had to stop and take a photograph as she went about her business 34 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:35,820 serving soft drinks as well as being laden down with about 50 ply of napkin the robots 35 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:57,660 first day was a success although she did keep on asking for Delphold we don't know who Delphold is but she then went on to display her cappuccino skills she's powered by a rotary motor in the back and a digi wheel at the bottom controlled autonomously or by iPad if you wish 36 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:08,860 you thought you'd seen the future you didn't you haven't you don't know nothing about the future 37 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:13,980 why because you haven't seen this robo waitress over in the netherlands she's fucking deadly 38 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:19,400 this lad who went to camp david he even he had to get off his bike and take a picture graph of her 39 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:27,300 she was rated on her finesse and speedliness with which she could dispatch drink alcoholic 40 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:34,720 or otherwise as well as napkins to guests in the restaurant the only concerning situation oh fuck 41 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:41,040 the only concerning uh the only concerning thing was that she kept on asking for fucking delpole 42 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:50,980 you thought you'd seen the future you haven't look at this this is the future now a robotic waitress 43 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:57,160 over in the netherlands hell bent on serving drinks for tips even this lad who'd obviously been to 44 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,760 camp david because it said so on his shirt even he had to take a picture of her as she was rated and slated 45 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:10,020 on a new on a number of different attributes such as speedliness with drinks and tableside manner 46 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:14,720 and tableside manner the only concern was that she kept on asking for delpole 47 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:22,400 whoever delpole was it didn't matter she was straight into the cappuccinos after it 48 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:29,940 and dishing them out at peace she's powered by a rotary engine and at her feet a digi wheel which rolls 49 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:37,680 autonomously or can be controlled with an ipad from afar that's it thanks for sticking with the first one 50 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:43,280 where's the chat where's tommy i don't know 51 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:56,320 where's tommy i don't know 52 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:06,500 the form is good today francis it is 149 in lidl sending it nailed it thank you very much 53 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,860 this is great thank you very much speedy marie 54 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:16,660 look it's just it's it'll do for what it is like you know it's not a fucking it's not amazing 55 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,160 obviously it's too fucking long like you know it take ages to get to that level 56 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:26,760 where it's even passable there but it's still nice just to fucking riff it out 57 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:35,880 i don't want that you would uh i don't want that 58 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:42,120 i don't think i'll bother with the floyd you know 59 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:48,840 you're trying to fucking knock a laugh out of that darry young thank you very much optimus prime and the 60 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:53,880 boys finally getting off the dole and getting jobs in the netherlands you see fair fucks to them 61 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:01,320 yeah i don't know if the robots ever claim social welfare darry if that's what you're 62 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:05,720 insinu- well you are insinuating that but i don't know that's the thing about the robots they don't even 63 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:12,440 care about fucking the money like they'll just fucking they'll do the work or sound like that thanks for the tip 64 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:42,420 The End 65 00:07:42,420 --> 00:08:12,400 The End 66 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:42,380 The End 67 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:45,860 A Jeep advert 68 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:50,020 Protests in Hong Kong 69 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,360 Mark one year since anti-fucking government 70 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,760 Anti-extradition 71 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,040 Hong Kong still fucking 72 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,340 Still going man 73 00:08:57,340 --> 00:09:00,240 Hong Kong is still going man 74 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,640 Young lives 75 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,020 Young lives matter 76 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,880 Yes 77 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,640 Yes to what? 78 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,280 Thanks very much for the tip 79 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,220 Anyhaash 80 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:25,800 Alright so they're the fucking 81 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,480 Persecuted there 82 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,140 But were they? 83 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,020 I fucking wouldn't know what the Hong Kongers were doing to their own people 84 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:33,880 Like they could have been 85 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,360 We've seen the videos like 86 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,460 But I mean it's a different 87 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,740 Comparison totally 88 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,560 But anyway look at that's for another day 89 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,960 I'm not getting fucking talking about any of this 90 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,260 It's 91 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:46,720 Bring you down 92 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,120 Basically these lads are fucking still annoyed 93 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,480 Even though there's coronavirus 94 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,280 Liberate Hong Kong 95 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,460 And they're using that slogan 96 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,480 Alright well fuck it 97 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,220 We'll see what it's in 98 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:06,860 Visible scenes of consternation the other day 99 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,960 As Hong Kongers 100 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:14,760 Gather to protest in one of the city's supermarket super centres 101 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,460 Against 102 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:18,400 The government 103 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,440 One year after the extradition bill was issued 104 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,720 To Hong Kong regarding some lad who got extradited and tried 105 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,780 They're trying to stop that 106 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:31,140 Crowds gathered outside Harvey Nix 107 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:35,040 To express their indignance at the government in question 108 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,100 Liberate Hong Kong 109 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:37,540 Liberate Hong Kong they say 110 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,640 Liberate Hong Kong 111 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,720 But nobody hears them 112 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,460 And a security guard with the high vis 113 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,880 Ushered the protest 114 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:52,020 Into the sideline 115 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,740 Six is an important number in that scenario 116 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,260 As well 117 00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:00,620 As well 118 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,820 Blue sky 119 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,220 Thank you very much 120 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:06,800 Glitch repaired 121 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,780 Thanks for the late appearance 122 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,000 On a bright spot 123 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,160 A bright spot 124 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:14,200 In a long day 125 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,300 Thank you very much 126 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,880 And yes as well 127 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,980 Tips there 128 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:23,640 Someone says 129 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,960 There they are 130 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,840 Yes thank you very much 131 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,080 Yes 132 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:31,400 Young lives matter is it over in Hong Kong 133 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,520 Turns out a lot of the youngsters over in Hong Kong 134 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,540 Were hijacking the old 135 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:44,640 There was a bit of an old fucking slogan hijack over in Hong Kong 136 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:49,060 As the young bucks there were saying they couldn't fucking breathe 137 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:49,580 But I mean 138 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:53,480 Maybe when we saw tear gas being fired and all that 139 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,980 That would stop you from breathing like last year and stuff 140 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,700 But a different fucking vibe really like 141 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,440 They're all looking for it as well when they go for the fight 142 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,740 They're up for the fucking Russell 143 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:04,360 The Russell 144 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,720 They're up for the Russell but 145 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,840 Where are they when it comes to the crunch? 146 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,860 They're raised on Harvey Nicks and fucking 147 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:14,000 Fucking Western easiness 148 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,920 Also I'm going off now 149 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,960 I'm not even doing the fucking thing 150 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,760 But you do notice there's 151 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,800 In the West now 152 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,940 It's all just filming shit 153 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,340 Like people film everything 154 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,120 And everything's just a fucking showpiece 155 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,780 It doesn't feel like these 156 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,780 A lot of the things that go on 157 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,660 Are really fucking worth the time or effort 158 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,440 Because it's just 159 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,620 I think people want to put the videos up on their social media 160 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,960 So yeah yeah yeah 161 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,980 I mean look at how 162 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,860 Materialistic the fucking shopping center 163 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,340 Christian Dior and fucking Harvey Nicks 164 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:49,440 Then again they don't want to be 165 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,620 They don't want to go back 166 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,240 They don't want to fucking go back to China 167 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,600 That's the problem 168 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,300 They're fucking mad against going back to China 169 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,280 The Hong Kong 170 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,460 Hong Kongers 171 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:04,340 Number six 172 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:08,540 Number six 173 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,900 Is important 174 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,340 For some reason 175 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:16,700 Dara Dermody 176 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,660 Thank you very much 177 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,340 Missed the stream earlier on 178 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,240 Any chance you can pray upon Francis Higgins Live 179 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,840 I don't have Francis Higgins Live 180 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,400 It's not me man 181 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:24,860 Someone else 182 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,560 But thanks for the tip 183 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,660 And 184 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,060 Someone was asking about other stuff as well 185 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:29,740 Like TikTok 186 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,440 Are you on TikTok 187 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:30,920 I'm not 188 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,620 I'm not on TikTok 189 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,340 Or Instagram 190 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,420 Or fucking Facebook 191 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,320 Or even I 192 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,180 If there is I haven't touched that 193 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,900 But just YouTube 194 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,640 And Twitter 195 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,760 Anyone else is 196 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,080 That's another person 197 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,500 But um 198 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,560 But fair play to them as well 199 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,840 Because they're fucking helping the cause 200 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,860 But uh 201 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,560 At the same time 202 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,280 It's kind of like 203 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,080 Yeah fuck it anyway 204 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,700 Thanks for the tip 205 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,560 Willie Harold 206 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,220 Fact check 207 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,800 Thank you very much for your tip as well 208 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,500 A few pints 209 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,520 For yourself you say 210 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,780 Thank you very much 211 00:13:57,780 --> 00:14:00,200 We'll get back into Young Lives Matter 212 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,320 Right now 213 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,800 Right after this break 214 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,640 Now we're back 215 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:04,660 Now we're back 216 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:09,820 There was a bit of an old slogan hijack 217 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:13,780 Over in a luxury plush shopping centre in Hong Kong last day 218 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,620 As the youth 219 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,000 As the youth of the province 220 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,780 Is it a province or a fucking city? 221 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,400 Yeah as people gather to fucking 222 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,740 Are they singing? 223 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:30,260 I think they're singing 224 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:34,060 Okay this is a song 225 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:39,520 The shouting then 226 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,440 Listen to this peaceful singing here 227 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:47,240 And then listen to this 228 00:14:47,240 --> 00:15:03,280 There was a protest slogan hijack job going on in fucking harvey nichols the last day over in Hong Kong 229 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,240 They were saying they were saying they couldn't breathe 230 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:10,040 Now maybe there was a bit of an old tear gassing or something last year 231 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:16,840 But it looked as though they could all breathe and were even fucking taking precautions to wear masks and sing 232 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:24,580 The Harvey Nicks crew turned nasty soon enough 233 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:29,600 And then a couple of bucking started acting the maggot down on the bottom ground floor 234 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:36,500 Flag guy seven was dispatched by security men in high visy vests 235 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:46,000 For some reason the number six had some significance 236 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:54,180 Anti-racism 237 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:54,380 Anti-racism 238 00:15:54,380 --> 00:16:01,620 Yeah well it's just a funeral 239 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,100 You wouldn't fucking be doing it in the morning 240 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:04,840 Just pure respects 241 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,120 Maybe there's something in Brussels 242 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,220 I mean it's in Brussels 243 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,260 Like that has a high 244 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,060 Yeah fair enough 245 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,220 I don't fucking know 246 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:15,820 But there's been much going on in fucking Brussels on the streets 247 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,780 I've heard it's meant to be a bit fucking boring 248 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:42,480 Groups highlighting racial inequalities and injustices that have gone on in America 249 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,680 And to a wider extent the rest of the world 250 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:50,080 Were having their own little protest in Brussels the last day 251 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,040 Haven't been there myself now 252 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,140 Ended up getting the fucking flight over to Brussels 253 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,600 Only to head to Amsterdam straight away afterwards because it was cheaper 254 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,320 But I'm sure there's fucking some good stuff there 255 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,840 And yeah I'll never understand why I never bothered to go back for a look 256 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,060 Even when I even when it was the last day before going back 257 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:13,560 You know you give yourself an afternoon to get a coffee or something 258 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,280 If I was there today 259 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,940 Well I'd be in the middle of it all 260 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:23,720 Protests in Brussels 261 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,760 And that was protests in Brussels 262 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,620 Great White Shark 263 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,480 Jaws 264 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:53,320 Yeah man 265 00:17:53,320 --> 00:18:02,540 Shark 266 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:16,480 Shark 267 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,700 King's Cliff Shark 268 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,000 Oh I'm playing the fucking speed down 269 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,700 Remember that 270 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,760 Oh no it's normal 271 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,260 It started off that slow 272 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,640 Oh for fucks 273 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,740 It's a build up isn't it 274 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,000 I ruined it 275 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,160 Killed the mood and everything 276 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,700 King's Cliff 277 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,760 Stream 278 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,200 Danger Shark 279 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,300 Fucking bad bad bad bad shark man 280 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,700 It's coming at you 281 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,980 Fucking Spielberg style 282 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:53,240 Imagine fucking Spielberg was a shark 283 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,720 And he was coming after you 284 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,660 That'd be fucking mad wouldn't it 285 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,540 Well this guy isn't that 286 00:18:58,540 --> 00:18:59,000 He just 287 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,460 Just is a great white 288 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,020 Like you know 289 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,680 Like that you'd see in 290 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,740 In Jaws 291 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:05,320 But it's fucking dangerous man 292 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,560 Look at the twist in the turn 293 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,300 And that's a nice sink 294 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,080 Lovely sink 295 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,720 Twisting around 296 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,860 Whoa 297 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,140 This is good yeah 298 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,760 Goes into the surf there 299 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,260 Fucking hell it works 300 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:21,420 Wow 301 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,940 Wow 302 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,680 Beautiful creature 303 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,140 Fucking beautiful creature 304 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,680 I bet shark as well 305 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,460 It was on the spit at Heritage Day 306 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,060 Fucking 1998 307 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,480 And it didn't taste great 308 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:36,700 But I 309 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,900 It wasn't a great white 310 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:42,580 Look at that 311 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:47,320 It tasted rotten 312 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,400 But this is unreal 313 00:19:49,400 --> 00:20:00,040 Russells in Brussels 314 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,200 Thank you very much 315 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,180 Oh 316 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,880 It's so ominous isn't it 317 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,640 When you see that now 318 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,840 Juxtaposed with the Jaws tune 319 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,420 Where have they gone 320 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,360 Is that a cop as well 321 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,460 Oh fuck 322 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,340 It did kill someone 323 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:14,580 Shit 324 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,140 I beg you 325 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:16,560 I'm sorry 326 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,440 I didn't fucking realise 327 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,140 It says that it's 328 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,560 It actually fucking killed someone 329 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,940 Fuck 330 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,040 Sorry about that 331 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:52,020 Sorry I'd just like to apologize to you 332 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:56,500 I didn't read the fucking thing on the video 333 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,400 Even though it clearly said it there 334 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,660 I just saw a shark and 335 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,400 Yeah it's not 336 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,180 That was fucking sad that 337 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,920 Didn't mean to play that fucking music 338 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,240 But you think of great 339 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,420 Sorry for showing the image there again 340 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,540 You think of great white 341 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,400 And that's what you hear 342 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:16,280 Should we look at the robot dog 343 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,400 In Thailand 344 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,680 Greenhouse 345 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,440 Lads in greenhouses eating food 346 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:34,320 Amsterdam 347 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:34,820 Amsterdam 348 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,880 Der Nederlands 349 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,120 Where greenhouse gases 350 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:44,720 No there's no gas in there 351 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,400 Unless someone's fucking eating some fancy rich food 352 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,560 Oh the asparagus 353 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,760 Well that would be the 354 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,000 The whiff of the fucking urine 355 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 It wouldn't be a 356 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,940 A gaseous emission 357 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,140 You wouldn't want to be in there 358 00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:00,620 I bet you they'd use those greenhouses 359 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,420 If it's Amsterdam 360 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,860 To be growing some other stuff 361 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:03,460 Before they 362 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,300 They sat down to eat their 363 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,920 Their evening asparagus 364 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,920 Asparagus 365 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:14,920 Asparagus 366 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,920 Asparagus 367 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,360 Der Dutch asparagus shop 368 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,200 Which is available now 369 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,480 On the Amstel river 370 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,640 In Amsterdam 371 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,360 A series 372 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,580 A series of 373 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,360 A series of greenhouses 374 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 Asparagus 375 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:38,900 It's a scene 376 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,220 Straight out of something 377 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,520 That you wouldn't believe 378 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,120 A series of greenhouses 379 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:44,980 With couples 380 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,620 Dining 381 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,200 Along the Amstel river 382 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,600 Amsterdam 383 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,660 Taking the pragmatic approach 384 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,060 To a COVID stricken 385 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:53,960 Industry 386 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,060 Has decided to dispatch 387 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,000 Asparagus 388 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:57,960 At pace 389 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,340 To members of the 390 00:22:59,340 --> 00:22:59,740 The public 391 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:00,440 Who have gathered 392 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,720 Inside greenhouses 393 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,320 For a lovely 394 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,100 Midsummer evening's treat 395 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:18,780 Nice glass of wine 396 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:21,380 He's getting the bill 397 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,520 He's a gentleman 398 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:29,320 I wonder if you're 399 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,360 Allowed to spark up 400 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,040 The sleepers 401 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,200 Inside and hotbox 402 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,460 The greenhouse emissions 403 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:34,400 With a bit of 404 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,480 Amsterdam herbs 405 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,220 There's a bit of greenery 406 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,140 Growing around the 407 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,080 Fucking place as well 408 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,360 Hey 409 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,260 You'd wanna watch out 410 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,940 The boys over in Amsterdam 411 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,540 Were saying they had a fucking meal 412 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,100 In the greenhouse 413 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,780 The last day 414 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:52,340 Imagine he was the boys 415 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:53,060 That you were on about 416 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:53,680 This fella 417 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,740 The boys 418 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,900 The boys were telling me 419 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,580 The last day 420 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:58,020 And the boys were him 421 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,240 And her 422 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,420 Couple of the boys 423 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,380 Were over in Amsterdam 424 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:04,100 The last day 425 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,100 Fucking eating a romantic meal 426 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,320 Like actually 427 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:07,500 Actually no 428 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,280 You say romance 429 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,840 And it's like 430 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,420 There are two 431 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:12,460 I was talking to the boys 432 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:12,960 Last day 433 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,580 One of them was over 434 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,300 The fucking wife 435 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,760 They were over 436 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:20,140 I was talking to the boys 437 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:20,680 Last day 438 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,320 One of them was over 439 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,060 In fucking Amsterdam 440 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,180 They were in greenhouses 441 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,660 Like getting a bit of grub 442 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:25,180 With the wife 443 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,400 And the 444 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,400 The Amster like 445 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,860 He was talking in 446 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:29,160 Anyways 447 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,900 He said that they were 448 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,740 Fucking sounding off 449 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:32,180 Like heavy enough price 450 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:32,560 On them 451 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,140 But the asparagus 452 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,900 Was second to none 453 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:42,880 The American leather 454 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,100 The 455 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,160 Chocolate brownie 456 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:44,900 Underneath 457 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,640 The scrammel 458 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,080 Thanks very much 459 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,160 Thank you 460 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,260 Looks a bit 461 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:50,640 Fucking 462 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,540 Yeah 463 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,480 Come up with a plank 464 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,280 I like the plank 465 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,120 You know 466 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:56,340 That 467 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:58,200 That's the way 468 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,140 They serve dinner now 469 00:24:59,140 --> 00:24:59,620 A plank 470 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:02,440 Planks and greenhouses 471 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,420 And fucking sheds 472 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,200 And it's all that 473 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,540 Kind of 474 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,480 They've really taken 475 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,680 Fair play to them 476 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,340 They've adapted 477 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,500 They've fucking adapted 478 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:13,360 They adapted to this time 479 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:13,720 You never 480 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,120 This never would have existed 481 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,300 If it wasn't for COVID 482 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:21,220 The world has changed guys 483 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,380 The world 484 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:23,560 Is not gonna fucking 485 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,500 Stop changing as well 486 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,280 We don't know how far 487 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:25,680 It's going 488 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,900 Greenhouses 489 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,040 With asparagus greenhouses 490 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,060 Today 491 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:33,420 Fucking sprouts 492 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,600 In wheelbarrows tomorrow 493 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,320 Sickening 494 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,380 Thanks very much Liam 495 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,260 For the tip 496 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:40,000 And ooh 497 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,720 For the tip 498 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,840 And Laura McNamara 499 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,420 For the tip 500 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:43,620 Very kind 501 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,580 For the tip 502 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:45,580 Couple of the tip 503 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:50,740 Couple of the boys 504 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:51,500 Were over in Amsterdam 505 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,160 And that is today 506 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:52,820 Getting absolutely 507 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,440 Blazed out of it man 508 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,160 Fucking blazing squad 509 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,720 Blaze Bowers 510 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,380 From fucking 511 00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,340 What band was 512 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,200 Dane Bowers in 513 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,400 Dane Bowers was in 514 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:09,520 Blue was it 515 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:09,620 Blue was it 516 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:21,360 Sorry like 517 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,600 If it's a rewind job 518 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600 If you're watching 519 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,320 You're wondering why 520 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,020 I'm just gonna keep 521 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,740 Rewinding like 522 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,700 I'm sorry 523 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,920 I know you might think 524 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,740 That's a bit fucking 525 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,660 Annoying but like 526 00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,980 Just chilling like 527 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,280 You know 528 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,500 But I'm glad to have you 529 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,320 Let's have a look now 530 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,940 Zero zero to fifty 531 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:43,380 Few of the boys 532 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:43,880 Were over in 533 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,020 Netherlands last day 534 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:45,680 Getting a bit of 535 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,020 Fucking blaze on 536 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,040 He said that himself 537 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,580 And the wife 538 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,540 Had a nice meal 539 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,220 In a greenhouse 540 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:52,080 On the Amstel 541 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,700 That was the day 542 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,740 After the gackage 543 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:57,580 He said they 544 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:58,580 Went for fucking 545 00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,500 Fancy asparagus 546 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,100 In his shed 547 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,040 To bring them down 548 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,060 After the gackage 549 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:02,800 The night before 550 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,180 Went haywire 551 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,820 Turns out 552 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,340 They're serving 553 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,080 Fucking meals 554 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,160 On planks as well 555 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,120 You'd wanna wash 556 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:10,760 That plank 557 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,720 Before you serve 558 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,340 Me a bit of 559 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:12,980 Grub on it 560 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,580 Is what he said 561 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:14,900 To them 562 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:17,380 But he felt bad 563 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:17,720 After it 564 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,520 Because she was 565 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,960 Sound like 566 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,300 The girl 567 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,940 He paid for the 568 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:23,520 Meal as well 569 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:23,900 He said 570 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,580 He's a gent 571 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:25,960 This is all 572 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,540 Just a story 573 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,120 The whole thing 574 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:27,600 Is meant to be 575 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,200 A story about him 576 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,100 So I've been 577 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:29,640 Cutting away 578 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,340 To these lads 579 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:30,600 Here 580 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,240 Doesn't make sense 581 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240 Just wanna keep 582 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,640 It with the 583 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:34,900 Fucking 584 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:35,680 The lads 585 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,080 These lads 586 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,100 So you have to 587 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:38,600 Skip them 588 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,180 Asparagus 589 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,260 Asparagus 590 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,540 To 20 591 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,060 To 30 592 00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:44,980 Asparagus 593 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,760 To 28 594 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,880 Asparagus 595 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,600 To 27 596 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,460 Okay 597 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,800 A few of the boys 598 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,480 Were over in 599 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,680 Fucking Amsterdamus 600 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,540 The last week 601 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,880 Getting blazed out 602 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,060 After phase 2 603 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:56,740 Got implemented 604 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:58,380 He said he had a nice meal 605 00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:58,900 With the wife 606 00:27:58,900 --> 00:27:59,520 In a greenhouse 607 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,700 He was gacked out of it 608 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:02,640 From the night before 609 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,020 But he said 610 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:04,800 The asparagus 611 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,380 Was the best thing 612 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,200 To bring him down 613 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,340 In his world 614 00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:08,840 Life 615 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,160 Ever 616 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,940 They brought 617 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,520 They brought it out 618 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,100 On a plank 619 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:12,620 We didn't know 620 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:13,080 Whether or not 621 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,920 It was clean though 622 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,980 Ah it's 623 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:15,440 It's the wrong 624 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,640 Fucking clip 625 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,120 Okay 626 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,980 42 627 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:22,520 Asparagus and fruit 628 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,220 Asparagus and fruit 629 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,680 27 and then 630 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,420 43 631 00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:28,340 I don't know if 632 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:28,780 You're at work 633 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,300 But fuck it 634 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,280 A few of the boys 635 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,620 Were over in Amsterdamus 636 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,560 The other weak man 637 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,140 Getting blazed out of it 638 00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,960 Fucking greenhouse gases 639 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,620 Do you know what I mean 640 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,000 He had a nice meal 641 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,440 With the wife 642 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:38,940 In the greenhouse 643 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:39,540 He said anyway 644 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,940 And they were serving 645 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,240 Only the finest 646 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,380 Asparagus 647 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,600 You've ever seen 648 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,100 And fruit on a 649 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,700 Fucking plank 650 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,840 He paid for it 651 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,660 And then they went off 652 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,520 To the bulldog as well 653 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,240 For a bag 654 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,140 Nah 655 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,240 Fuck it 656 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,040 Who's going on holiday now 657 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,300 Anyway 658 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:01,000 It's all like 659 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,840 Fucking quarantine 660 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,420 Is it not 661 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:04,800 Maybe they were all 662 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,820 Quarantining in the 663 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:06,760 Fucking greenhouses 664 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,060 Then 665 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:09,520 Quarantock 666 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,000 Pupils wearing face masks 667 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,880 In Singapore 668 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,240 Rome's famous 669 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,100 Colosseum 670 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,460 Reopens 671 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:24,120 There were scenes 672 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,520 Of a 673 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,120 Colosseum 674 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,920 Colosseumic nature 675 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,820 Sounds a bit 676 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:30,540 Fucking Jamaican 677 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:30,900 If I say 678 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:31,700 Colosseumic 679 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:32,620 Colosseumic 680 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,720 There were scenes 681 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,020 Of a colossal nature 682 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:40,380 Huh 683 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,060 There were scenes 684 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,740 Of a colossal nature 685 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,520 The other day 686 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,380 In Rome 687 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,320 After the 688 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,140 Colosseum's 689 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:46,880 Steel gates 690 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,360 Which were 691 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,120 Fucking placed there 692 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,740 By the Romans 693 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:49,040 Were they? 694 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,120 I don't think 695 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,620 They made the 696 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,100 Steel bay 697 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,000 Opened up 698 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,860 Wow 699 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:53,860 Wow 700 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,540 Look at the place 701 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:54,860 Now 702 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,240 Imagine 703 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,040 Fucking lions 704 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,420 Fighting 705 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,180 People watching 706 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,800 Lions tearing 707 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,580 Lads apart 708 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,260 And people watching 709 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:01,680 Up there 710 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,760 Up there 711 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,140 Going 712 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,780 Come on 713 00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:05,680 Come on you lion 714 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,560 Oi oi 715 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,420 Fuck off 716 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:07,900 Fuck off 717 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:08,460 Fuck off 718 00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:14,280 Jesus was in town 719 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:14,900 For a look 720 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,480 It seems 721 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,540 Even Jesus 722 00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:19,060 Even Jesus 723 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,160 Was getting involved 724 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,700 In a bit of 725 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,040 Fucking 726 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,480 Blood sport 727 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:22,980 Watching 728 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,960 You'd never know 729 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,020 Like the standards 730 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,840 Of people back then 731 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,480 Even if they were 732 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,320 In bible times 733 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,020 And even if they 734 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,520 Were the goodies 735 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,040 In the bible 736 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,800 They must have 737 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,520 Had some fucking 738 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,380 Standards that you 739 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,080 Wouldn't agree with 740 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,280 Now like you know 741 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,440 Watching a lion 742 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,060 Fighting a man 743 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:39,640 But I mean 744 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,380 Yeah there's a lot 745 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,000 Of people who would 746 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,580 Watch a fucking 747 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,320 Lion fight a man 748 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,460 I'm not saying 749 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,020 That I would 750 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:46,020 But I'm saying 751 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,980 There's probably 752 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:47,500 A lot of people 753 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:47,840 That would 754 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,720 Smell of apple pies 755 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,600 Thank you very much 756 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,560 There was a fierce 757 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,740 Whiff of apple pies 758 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:00,420 The last day 759 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,260 In the Coliseum 760 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:01,740 Of Rome 761 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,620 Everyone had 762 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,000 Their stink masks on 763 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,980 As they looked 764 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:05,500 At the fucking 765 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,520 Savage job 766 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,380 That had been done 767 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,060 By a shitty 768 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,860 Imagine they got 769 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,620 Someone to do up 770 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,700 The fucking Coliseum 771 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,160 But they were 772 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,540 Like rogue traders 773 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,940 It reopens 774 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:15,460 To visitors 775 00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,480 After a three month 776 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,640 Coronavirus lockdown 777 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,500 Okay 778 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,860 There was a fucking 779 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,160 Fierce smell of apple pie 780 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,600 There was a fierce 781 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,760 Smell of apple pie 782 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,480 The last day 783 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,700 In Rome's Coliseum 784 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,360 As the stink mask 785 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,760 Clad authority 786 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,980 Got to grips 787 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:32,760 With a terrible 788 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,540 Botch job 789 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,400 On a construction 790 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,400 A construction slab 791 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,980 Down the Coliseum 792 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,560 Christ was there 793 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,960 Christ 794 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,760 People watched on 795 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,920 As visitors came in 796 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,880 To have a little look 797 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,440 At a place 798 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,960 Where untold 799 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,620 Violence 800 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:50,560 Used to take place 801 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,240 For the pleasure 802 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,120 Of thousands 803 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,760 Thousands for free 804 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,460 And there was no 805 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:55,180 Question about it 806 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,120 There was no moralist 807 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,880 It was just 808 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,540 Go crack 809 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,100 And then the 810 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,080 PC brigade 811 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,000 Got involved 812 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,640 And before you knew it 813 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,540 You're getting your face 814 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,020 Scanned 815 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,440 And then there's no 816 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,620 Fucking lying in the thing 817 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,560 We've been lying to 818 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,200 All along 819 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,360 By the history books 820 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,600 Sure how do we know 821 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,220 There were lions 822 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:16,880 Back in the day 823 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,440 Doing the fucking 824 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:17,880 Business 825 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,360 Against gladiators 826 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,280 We've no 827 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,160 There's no videos 828 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,780 On youtube 829 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,660 Of fucking Romans 830 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,020 Doing the crack 831 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:29,420 Imagine if they had 832 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,460 Fucking video cameras 833 00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,280 In Coliseums 834 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:31,720 In Rome 835 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,540 Back in Rome 836 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,260 Back in the day 837 00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:36,000 Some of that footage 838 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,900 Fucking live leak 839 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:44,380 You had to be 840 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:44,700 Fucking 841 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,340 You'd be asking 842 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,540 Some serious questions 843 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,760 At two in the morning 844 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,640 Watching that shit 845 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,280 On live leak 846 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,300 Versailles gets ready 847 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,260 To open up 848 00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:56,800 The legacy 849 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,760 Of sunkin 850 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,160 Hasn't sunk in yet 851 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,520 With them 852 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,140 Robots deployed 853 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:02,940 To shopping malls 854 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:03,980 Again with the robots 855 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:04,920 Boring enough man 856 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,940 Sorry about the robots 857 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,780 They're great crack 858 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,960 They're not great crack 859 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,620 They're great 860 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,520 They're great machines 861 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,560 Well done 862 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,480 They can move around 863 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,460 But they're getting boring 864 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,080 They're getting 865 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960 Hey that's fucking cool enough 866 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,260 Actually 867 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,260 5G enabled 868 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:20,060 Who cares about the 5G masks 869 00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:21,520 Or the 5G masks 870 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,080 Or maybe the masks 871 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,820 That they've given us 872 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:25,840 Are fucking 5G 873 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,560 That's how they've 874 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,380 Fucking done it man 875 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:31,420 This is getting deeper 876 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,000 And deeper now 877 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,220 But who cares about 878 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,080 5G masks 879 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,020 When this fucking 880 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,280 When you get this crack 881 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,500 Mad crack 882 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,780 I was only 883 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:39,700 Schlagging them off 884 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,240 A minute ago 885 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,140 Now I'm impressed 886 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:46,440 Robots 887 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,340 You thought you'd seen 888 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:47,960 The last of them 889 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,700 You are wrong 890 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:49,720 There's more of the fuckers 891 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,360 And this lad's 892 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,920 Off his head 893 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,740 Where else 894 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:53,820 But Bangkok 895 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:54,720 Thailand 896 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,760 Disinfection care 897 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,780 Is the order of the day 898 00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,140 And these little babies 899 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,240 Can walk 900 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,920 Talk 901 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,460 And disinfect you 902 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,440 Or any part of your body 903 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,320 That you see fit 904 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,040 Within reason 905 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,100 Within the parameters 906 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,520 And control of decency 907 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,180 And taste 908 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,500 At any given moment 909 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:11,880 In time 910 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,520 In Bangkok 911 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,400 Shopping centres 912 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,400 They even know 913 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,620 How to use the escalators 914 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,860 And that's not all 915 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:20,900 This little guy 916 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,640 Gives you directions 917 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,720 To wave at his eyes 918 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,220 So he knows 919 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:26,800 That you're going 920 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,740 And he'll say goodbye 921 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:32,120 And wave you away 922 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,500 Did he give them the finger 923 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,120 There at the end 924 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,640 Look a little fucking cheeky 925 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,260 He was 926 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,080 He got them 927 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,360 He 928 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,420 He was a real 929 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,240 Double bluff 930 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,680 See you later lads 931 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,740 And then look at this 932 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,480 Watch this 933 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,620 Bit of a fucking twist 934 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,800 The intent 935 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:47,820 The intent 936 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,200 Was there 937 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,520 Was it? 938 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,920 There's just the fucking tip 939 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,400 Of it there 940 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,900 He's twisting 941 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:00,660 There look 942 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,360 You can already see that one 943 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,600 It's already going up 944 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,520 So fuck you 945 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,540 Ted 946 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:08,560 Ted 947 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,360 Thank you very much 948 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:09,880 For your tip 949 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,920 Ted 950 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,120 Ted's after you 951 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,800 Missed the last few streams 952 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,400 Delighted to catch this one 953 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,260 Hope you're keeping well 954 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,500 I'm delighted you caught it 955 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,440 Thanks very much 956 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,560 And thanks for the tip 957 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,040 We'll give fucking 958 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,580 Robo 959 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,060 Bangkok 960 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,340 Robo 5 961 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,820 Another blast 962 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,520 Before we go 963 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:32,540 Crazy dreams 964 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,060 Crazy realities 965 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:34,880 It seems 966 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,240 In a Bangkok 967 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,080 Thailand shopping centre 968 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,680 It was funny how he's off his head 969 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,460 Robots were off their heads 970 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,800 In Bangkok the last day 971 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,620 After going 972 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,980 Going heavy on the fucking antivirus 973 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:52,520 This lad had the antivirus installed 974 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,560 For the fucking COVID 975 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,620 But they injected him 976 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,480 With a few fucking 977 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,980 Yippity-yoo-yaz 978 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,340 And he ended up 979 00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,940 Short circuit got fucking wired 980 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:05,020 Short circuit was fucking wired 981 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,660 The last day I met in Bangkok 982 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,820 Sure the fucking police 983 00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:09,880 Will fucking arrest you 984 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,740 For that shit like 985 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,000 There's no fucking tolerance 986 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,680 Over there like 987 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:19,280 Few of the Robo boys 988 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,940 Were on the Bangkok bullets 989 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:21,600 The last night 990 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,280 Fucking Robo 5G 9000 991 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,480 Started spinning around 992 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,800 Tripping out mad style 993 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,660 They were only meant to fucking 994 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:31,400 Disinfect the general populace 995 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:31,780 Like but 996 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:33,700 I think one of them 997 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:34,420 The dog lad 998 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,000 Was fucking 999 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,540 Getting high on the old 1000 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,760 Fucking antivirus 1001 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,320 You know 1002 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,140 He had the fucking 1003 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:41,140 Kaspersky job 1004 00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:43,120 He had a bottle of 1005 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,560 Kaspersky juice 1006 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,780 On the back of his yoke 1007 00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:48,340 And it seeped into his mainframe 1008 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,240 Cunt ended up fucking 1009 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,360 Getting scared of 1010 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,560 Getting scared of an escalator 1011 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,540 Cunt ended up getting scared 1012 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:56,520 Of an escalator man 1013 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,020 And fucking backing off home 1014 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,840 Thought it was the demon of hell 1015 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,120 Like 1016 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,400 The other guy ended up 1017 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,820 Giving out directions to guns 1018 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:04,760 Like but he said that 1019 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,520 He didn't even know 1020 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,320 What he was saying 1021 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,260 When he got back like 1022 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,460 So hopefully the 1023 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:09,480 The people found out 1024 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,820 Where he was directing them 1025 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,880 He said he gave him a wave as well 1026 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,280 And then right at the end 1027 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,180 He went fuck you 1028 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:20,520 Nah it's a thumb 1029 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,180 It's 1030 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:22,240 It's easily a thumb 1031 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,260 Yeah yeah 1032 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,920 Nearly though 1033 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,940 You're to you heard 1034 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,580 Thanks for the tip 1035 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:36,700 Check the chat there 1036 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,560 Make sure the voice 1037 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,460 Yeah yeah okay 1038 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,080 No shame 1039 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,540 Chances 1040 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,920 Okay it works 1041 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,340 So the voice is okay 1042 00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,340 Okay thanks very much 1043 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:43,720 Yeah yeah 1044 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,540 20 seconds to comply 1045 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,460 Robocop 1046 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,240 Robodog 1047 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:55,900 Robomodra 1048 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,120 5,000 1049 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,100 Nine year old boys 1050 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,820 Outrageous Israel 1051 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:03,600 To kill police 1052 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,480 Kill 1053 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,300 Oh please kill 1054 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,500 Palestinian man 1055 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,220 Fucking hell 1056 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,660 Artists in Paris 1057 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:10,560 Pandemic 1058 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,240 Art 1059 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,660 Bit of art 1060 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,240 Bit of fucking 1061 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,280 Bit of fucking 1062 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,020 COVID art 1063 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,920 Over on the streets 1064 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,400 Of Paris 1065 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,100 The last day 1066 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,080 Some lad was having 1067 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,140 A bit of a slapdash 1068 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,000 With a paintbrush 1069 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,140 Painting hearts 1070 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:23,080 And fucking stars 1071 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,200 And sequins 1072 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,880 And rainbows 1073 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,440 Wherever the fuck 1074 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:25,880 You want it 1075 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,480 Just goes to show you 1076 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,160 Like some of the 1077 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:29,740 Fucking stuff 1078 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:30,460 That comes out 1079 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,160 During a lockdown 1080 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,600 You know 1081 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,460 It's inspiring 1082 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:34,540 And the way that 1083 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,260 Heart was rendered 1084 00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:35,900 On the ground 1085 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,120 See it's not even rolling 1086 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,020 An artist over 1087 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,000 In the Parisian 1088 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,860 Dreamscape 1089 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:44,640 Of Paris 1090 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,760 Was giving out 1091 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,400 A bit of fucking 1092 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,280 Art the last day 1093 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,540 Free of charge 1094 00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:49,100 Of course 1095 00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:49,820 To everyone 1096 00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:50,620 Who wanted it 1097 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,360 It was an abstract 1098 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,000 Piece 1099 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,540 Kind of saying 1100 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:57,380 That the whole world 1101 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,200 Was fragile 1102 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:58,940 You know 1103 00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,520 With COVID 1104 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,360 And all that crack 1105 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,440 It was alright 1106 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,020 Like but 1107 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,740 TVs and fucking 1108 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,440 Playstations 1109 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:08,900 Are better 1110 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,100 There was a lad 1111 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,300 Doing spray paints 1112 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:12,720 As well 1113 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,780 In badadjas 1114 00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,540 Fucking virus 1115 00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:16,220 Stuff 1116 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,740 And lads in masks 1117 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,920 It was good 1118 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,540 Well done 1119 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,060 Like you know 1120 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:24,400 But TVs and 1121 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,000 Playstations 1122 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,460 Are fucking 1123 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,000 Better like 1124 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,820 Versailles 1125 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,300 A palace of dreams 1126 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,400 In France 1127 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,540 Near Paris enough 1128 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:37,940 Actually 1129 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,340 There was a lad there 1130 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,380 Louis the 14th 1131 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,040 Who got fucking 1132 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,680 Jocked 1133 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,880 And told to fuck off 1134 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,660 Back to wherever 1135 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:44,140 The fuck 1136 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:44,740 Oh yeah actually 1137 00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:45,240 They killed him 1138 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,660 Chopped his head off 1139 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:47,560 Made it roll down 1140 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,780 The steps 1141 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:49,960 People cheered 1142 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,420 Do you know 1143 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:51,920 So I mean 1144 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,880 There was the Roman 1145 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,680 Lads doing the 1146 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,640 Fucking lion business 1147 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,640 Over in the Colossium 1148 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,900 The French boys 1149 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,980 Were doing guillotine 1150 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,200 And 1151 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,700 Fucking mad into the 1152 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,080 Guillotine 1153 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,040 And opulence 1154 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,460 As well 1155 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,660 Just goes to show you 1156 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:05,060 A class 1157 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,400 Extreme class 1158 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,980 Can also be 1159 00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,480 Going on around 1160 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,440 The same time 1161 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:10,680 As 1162 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,100 Extreme 1163 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:12,640 Fucking 1164 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,040 Hard guillotine 1165 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,500 Of heads 1166 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:15,740 Like 1167 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:15,920 You know 1168 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,400 People go 1169 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,320 Rawr 1170 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,520 Rawr 1171 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640 People turn into the lions 1172 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:20,920 Like 1173 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,740 Watching the stuff 1174 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:25,600 Count 1175 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,360 Dracula 1176 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,520 Draculaura 1177 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,320 Thank you very much 1178 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:28,780 For the tip 1179 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,740 How's Fontaine doing 1180 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:30,120 In lockdown 1181 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,980 I'd say he's doing 1182 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,600 Alright man 1183 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,980 It's into the 1184 00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,820 Fucking soccer ball 1185 00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:34,200 With the 1186 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,120 The other fella 1187 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,820 Thanks for the tip 1188 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:40,060 Golden gates 1189 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:41,140 When they get me up 1190 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,300 To the golden gates 1191 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:45,620 Wow 1192 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,940 Fucking hell 1193 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,380 Wow 1194 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,360 Whoa 1195 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,440 Just only realizing 1196 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:54,700 How 1197 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,120 Look at the fireplace 1198 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,000 Imagine a massive fire 1199 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,380 In that 1200 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:01,240 Two bags of coal 1201 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:01,620 A night 1202 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,540 Easy 1203 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:05,140 Cause it'd be a ballroom 1204 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:05,440 As well 1205 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:05,720 You know 1206 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,600 People 1207 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,640 Fucking dancing around 1208 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,200 Prancing 1209 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,640 Chancing 1210 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:16,660 Few of the lads 1211 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:17,780 Were over in Versailles 1212 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:18,500 The last day 1213 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:21,080 They said it was like 1214 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,980 A dreamscape 1215 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:22,760 That they'd never 1216 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,600 Witnessed before 1217 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,800 They said the fireplace 1218 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,420 Could have done 1219 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:27,360 Two bags of coal 1220 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:27,760 A night 1221 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,840 Easy style 1222 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,320 Apparently 1223 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,580 Louis the 14th 1224 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:32,140 Had his fucking 1225 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,220 Head chopped off 1226 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,860 After a gang of 1227 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,280 Shams 1228 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,260 Managed to breach 1229 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,360 Entry inside it 1230 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,760 And grab a hold 1231 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,360 Of the fucker 1232 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,720 And stick him 1233 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,620 Into a van 1234 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,440 Even though they 1235 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,180 Didn't even have 1236 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,020 Vans back in the 1237 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,960 Revolution times 1238 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,060 Tell you what 1239 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:46,560 They did have 1240 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,900 Golden fucking 1241 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,480 Cherubs 1242 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,720 And doors and 1243 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,640 Organs as well 1244 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,420 Ray Manzrich from 1245 00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:54,140 The Doors said 1246 00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:54,620 He'd love to 1247 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,400 He'd love to have 1248 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,060 A go on it 1249 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,240 Actually he's gone 1250 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:57,480 Sorry 1251 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,580 That's shit 1252 00:41:59,580 --> 00:41:59,580 That's shit 1253 00:41:59,580 --> 00:41:59,900 Isn't it 1254 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,340 When you realise 1255 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,000 People have fucking 1256 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,420 Died 1257 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:03,600 Not to bring a 1258 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,340 Downer buzz on it 1259 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:04,580 Anyway 1260 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:06,060 There was a bit of 1261 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:06,320 Fucking 1262 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,160 It's just because I 1263 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,120 Said the doors as 1264 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:08,860 Well and the organ 1265 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,660 And then I forgot 1266 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,780 Manzrich was fucking 1267 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,100 Dead 1268 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:13,380 But who was this lad 1269 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:13,760 Anyways 1270 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,780 He could be another 1271 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,460 Fucking Manzrich 1272 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,160 You never know 1273 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:26,220 That's crap 1274 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,560 That's crap 1275 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,640 Pompeii 1276 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,880 Place where the 1277 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,880 Volcano went 1278 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,820 Kaboombo 1279 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,180 Over a hundred 1280 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:35,940 Or two hundred 1281 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,640 Years ago 1282 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,680 Don't ask me 1283 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,200 What do I look like 1284 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,800 A fucking 1285 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,180 Dictionary of time 1286 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:46,880 The Pompeii boys 1287 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,100 Were doing a bit 1288 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:48,540 Of fucking 1289 00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,200 Scanning 1290 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,240 Scan the QR code 1291 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:52,960 On your eyeball 1292 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,840 That's been seared 1293 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,640 Into your retina 1294 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:54,960 Now 1295 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,680 When you go to 1296 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,360 Specs savers 1297 00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,140 Class debates 1298 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:00,840 Were held there 1299 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,940 Look it's amazing 1300 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:02,800 The fucking streets 1301 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,280 Are still 1302 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,340 Sound 1303 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,160 After all the 1304 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,600 The volcanic ash 1305 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,180 Maybe it's been 1306 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,000 Restored like 1307 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,600 Well obviously 1308 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,160 It's been restored 1309 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,780 But I mean 1310 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,100 Fucking 1311 00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:13,500 Is that 1312 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,040 Is that 1313 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,900 Remnant of the 1314 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,420 The past 1315 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:16,800 Or is that 1316 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,300 Being like 1317 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,240 Oh let's put a few 1318 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,540 Mosaic tiles down here 1319 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,260 Get a few 1320 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,100 A few more 1321 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,000 Tourists in 1322 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,220 And what went on 1323 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:23,860 Down there 1324 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,440 Even in 1325 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,480 Even in the day 1326 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,180 Back in the day 1327 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,940 When they had that 1328 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:29,320 Why would you need 1329 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:29,760 A pit 1330 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:30,900 Like a trap door 1331 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,860 Entrance to a pit 1332 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:32,520 In your room 1333 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,000 Unless that was a 1334 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,940 Toilet or a drain 1335 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,940 You wouldn't know 1336 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:38,360 You just 1337 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,960 You wouldn't know 1338 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:39,440 Unless you were 1339 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,720 Into the architecture 1340 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,380 Of that era 1341 00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:45,120 There were strict 1342 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,400 Measures in place 1343 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,660 Including temperature 1344 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,880 Checks the other day 1345 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,060 In Pompeii 1346 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,080 Where the temperature 1347 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,840 Used to be 1348 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,100 Fucking roasting 1349 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,860 When the volcano 1350 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,740 Had its wicked way 1351 00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:56,340 With the place 1352 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:58,060 100, 200 years ago 1353 00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:58,460 I don't know 1354 00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,700 Not a dictionary of time 1355 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:06,420 Scanner Sam 1356 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,720 Scanner man Sam 1357 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,920 Was giving the eyeballs 1358 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,080 A quick blast 1359 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:13,980 As he headed down 1360 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:14,460 Into the 1361 00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,220 Into the viaduct 1362 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:16,980 Of dreams 1363 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:17,840 Or nightmares 1364 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840 As it was 1365 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,380 For the boys 1366 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,080 Back in the days 1367 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:20,760 Who got burnt 1368 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,140 Their lives 1369 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,140 By the volcanoes 1370 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:24,340 They fucking 1371 00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,060 Could build a building 1372 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:25,900 They could really 1373 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:26,380 Do it well 1374 00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:26,800 Couldn't they 1375 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,160 Great great buildings 1376 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,120 Look at that 1377 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:29,860 Look at that 1378 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:31,680 The materials 1379 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,240 They were using 1380 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,240 The fucking 1381 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:34,980 Blocks 1382 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,980 The kind of stone 1383 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,000 Really good 1384 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,840 Is that 1385 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,780 Is that 1386 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:40,280 From then 1387 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:40,800 No is it 1388 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,660 Looks a bit too good 1389 00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:43,260 This is why 1390 00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:43,720 It's a bit 1391 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:44,720 Fucking touching goal 1392 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,220 Like you know 1393 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:45,640 They've added 1394 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,480 These bits on 1395 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,320 Look at that 1396 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,040 You can see that 1397 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:48,860 Don't want to 1398 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,180 Sorry Pompeii 1399 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:50,660 I don't want to 1400 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:51,280 Take away from you 1401 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:51,960 I'm not being a cunt 1402 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,240 Like 1403 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,840 But that's obvious 1404 00:44:54,840 --> 00:45:01,460 Clovic 1405 00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:02,200 Thank you very much 1406 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,960 Cloverfield 1407 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,880 This is a bit like 1408 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,600 Cloverfield 1409 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,200 Itself 1410 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,540 A disaster 1411 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,820 I haven't even seen 1412 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,280 Cloverfield 1413 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,220 Just know it's a disaster 1414 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:10,500 Film 1415 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,040 Boring enough 1416 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,420 What can you do 1417 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,960 We'll give it another go 1418 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,000 Another lash 1419 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,660 There were strict measures in place 1420 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,620 Including temperature checks 1421 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,580 And foot spots 1422 00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,380 On paths 1423 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,060 As spaced out tourists 1424 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,820 Were told to keep a safe social distance 1425 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,360 And having their temper 1426 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,860 There were strict measures in place 1427 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:40,480 Including foot steps 1428 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,560 Depths and temperature checks 1429 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,900 As zoned out tourists 1430 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,100 Were trying to keep a safe distance 1431 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,460 As well as retain a nice safe heat 1432 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:53,140 Before Scanner man Sam 1433 00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,020 Leveled accusations of scan 1434 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,140 At your eyeball 1435 00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:59,040 Once inside the mainframe 1436 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,280 You were free to blast around the gaff 1437 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,900 And check out some of the architecture 1438 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,660 Some of it questionable from its era 1439 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:07,020 Once inside the auditorium 1440 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,180 You could imagine how things must have been 1441 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:09,840 Back in the day 1442 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,440 Before the awful volcano 1443 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,040 Did its nasty little business 1444 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,560 What was the room about there? 1445 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,560 Is that a Jax? 1446 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:17,400 Could be 1447 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,520 Bit parthenistic there 1448 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,060 I'm losing it 1449 00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:23,060 Losing the fucking run of it around here 1450 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,560 Still 1451 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,100 Just haven't developed the end of it 1452 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:26,500 Like you know 1453 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,460 We've talked about that 1454 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:29,400 We've talked about this 1455 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,220 What really is the issue there 1456 00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:33,280 And that's a shitter 1457 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,660 Un 1458 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,320 Deux 1459 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:36,860 Trois 1460 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,060 Or whatever the latin was 1461 00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:39,880 For one two three 1462 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,360 Uno 1463 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,440 Uno duo fucking trio man 1464 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,600 Do you ever do latin? 1465 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,120 It's as easy as 1466 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,280 Uno du no trio 1467 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,740 Sure I am 1468 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,300 Yeah fucking 1469 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:54,820 Uno du no trio like 1470 00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:59,440 There would have been a fair old splash 1471 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,660 The distance of travel 1472 00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:05,440 But what opulence 1473 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,180 You're used to fucking sitting on 1474 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:09,960 Your bog standard fucking seat 1475 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,960 Armitage shanks 1476 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,900 This is pure fucking 1477 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,400 Could be marble 1478 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,260 Could be a fucking marble 1479 00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,280 But you would be sharing it with two other people 1480 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:19,640 Three 1481 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,040 Four 1482 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,380 Five 1483 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:21,760 A big fucking circle of people 1484 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,960 Fucking going at it 1485 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,100 Sickening 1486 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,400 No stalls 1487 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,240 It's not right 1488 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,080 We'll give it one last lash 1489 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,460 There were strict measures in place 1490 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:33,900 Including temperature checks 1491 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:34,840 One way paths 1492 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,300 And spaced out circles 1493 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,180 To keep people in queues 1494 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:41,100 At this Pompeii site the other day 1495 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,780 Thermal cameras were also employed 1496 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:44,780 To check heat 1497 00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:47,340 While scanner man Sam 1498 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,580 Did his own little bit of 1499 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,560 Scanny business 1500 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,180 On patrons eyeballs 1501 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:53,620 Before they began to lay eyeballs 1502 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,600 On the solid sites 1503 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,860 Of a time 1504 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:58,660 Long gone 1505 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:01,520 Inside the auditorium 1506 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,600 Which was vast and silent 1507 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,920 You could see how debates 1508 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,800 Would have taken place 1509 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,960 And on the streets 1510 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,140 Houses with questionable dungeons 1511 00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:09,480 Were left intact 1512 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,000 Including this marble shithouse 1513 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,800 A Parthenonic statue piece 1514 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,020 Complemented the statue bronze 1515 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,960 Which was doing a bit of knocking around as well 1516 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,800 Fuck 1517 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,320 Ah nearly there 1518 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:22,940 But fuck it 1519 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,220 I can't be arsed with another one 1520 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:24,920 Thanks very much 1521 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Good luck 1522 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1523 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1524 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:29,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1525 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1526 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1527 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:32,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1528 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:33,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1529 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:34,460 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1530 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:34,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1531 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:35,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1532 00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1533 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:36,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1534 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:37,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1535 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1536 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:38,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1537 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:39,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1538 00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:40,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1539 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:41,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1540 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1541 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:43,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1542 00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:44,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1543 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,900 Fuck it's a big deal of shit 1544 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,100 Hong Kong again 1545 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,900 Swarms of locusts 1546 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,940 We're fucking Biblical 1547 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,020 Biblical 1548 00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:55,840 Oh it's India 1549 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,880 There was Biblical locusts 1550 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,980 Doing a bit of Biblical business 1551 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,520 The last day over in India 1552 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,100 Where they don't have the Bible 1553 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,720 But they've another religion 1554 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,700 Hindus or something 1555 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,700 I think it could be the Quran 1556 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,760 That could be Islam 1557 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,880 Maybe it's the fucking Vishnu 1558 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,940 Or is that the elephant? 1559 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:14,400 Whatever the weather 1560 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,860 There was tons of fucking locusts anyway 1561 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:18,440 So they don't have the Bible 1562 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,180 They were rattling off the windows 1563 00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,280 Sick crops 1564 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,540 They want to probably eat crops 1565 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,660 Why are they here in the city? 1566 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,520 We don't know 1567 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,040 This is more of a fucking machine gun 1568 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,660 Explanation of what's going on 1569 00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:31,280 Which usually happens on the very first clip 1570 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,340 So I know it might be a bit jarred 1571 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,900 But I mean it does help with the process 1572 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,040 In a way 1573 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,780 Reams of the fuckers 1574 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,200 We're slababasting 1575 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,780 Reams of the fuckers 1576 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:45,660 Absolute fucking reams of the fuckers 1577 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:46,660 Were alabaster 1578 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:50,600 Absolute fucking reams of the fuckers 1579 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,440 Were slapping against the alabaster worktops 1580 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,200 And the windows 1581 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,680 Cunts were holding on for dear life as well 1582 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,400 We don't know how it happened 1583 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,020 Apparently it's a freaking nature 1584 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,120 And over there they're saying 1585 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,520 It's going to be bad luck 1586 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,580 For the next 10 years 1587 00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:05,580 They even sounded fucking mental 1588 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:08,460 Here we go 1589 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,460 Here we go 1590 00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:12,560 Oh that's someone knocking 1591 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,760 That's someone knocking a pot 1592 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,980 Thank you very much Pompeii for the tip 1593 00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:21,460 Unus duotres toilets 1594 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:22,300 Toilets 1595 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:22,740 Alright 1596 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,120 Well I was right with Duo 1597 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,580 Is it? 1598 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,080 Fucking Duolingo man 1599 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,820 Two languages 1600 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,120 Does Duolingo mean two languages? 1601 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,680 Now even though the app itself 1602 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,100 Probably holds host to a number of different languages 1603 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:40,440 Maybe it's encouraging you to just start at two 1604 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,340 Because let's face it 1605 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,920 You're going to give up after fucking two days of it anyway 1606 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,540 Jiper 1607 00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:53,120 Jipers creepers 1608 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,340 There were a load of fucking locusts doing the rounds in Jiper the last day 1609 00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:00,540 I don't know what their gripe was 1610 00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:04,480 The people of Jiper said that they were well fucking griped out of it 1611 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,300 As a ton of these little locust lads started flying around 1612 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:10,900 Doing their own little bit of nasty business 1613 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,640 Going into apartments 1614 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,080 And slapping against the alabaster window ledges 1615 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,140 As well as the glass panes 1616 00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:21,000 And steel frames 1617 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,860 They look like fucking flying shrimps 1618 00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:27,900 I wouldn't eat the fuckers 1619 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:30,040 They probably carry some sort of bug 1620 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,740 Sure they are a bug 1621 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,520 They're carrying themselves hey 1622 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,440 Lads were rattling pots and pans to get rid of them 1623 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,460 But it did fuck all like 1624 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,220 Apparently it's bad luck for ten years 1625 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:47,720 Coronavirus 1626 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,720 Special LBA 1627 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,160 Fucking dolphins quarry 1628 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,380 It reminds me of the shark 1629 00:51:58,380 --> 00:51:58,760 Fucking 1630 00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,740 Bad 1631 00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:01,180 Bad juju with the shark there 1632 00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,140 I fucking didn't realise it was the way it was 1633 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:04,180 But it was the way it was 1634 00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:06,260 And now I realised too late 1635 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:06,680 But look 1636 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,620 We've got a nice thing here anyway 1637 00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:10,560 It's definitely nothing that went wrong 1638 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,720 It's a beluga whale 1639 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,580 And I think it's having a little baby as well 1640 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:18,220 There's a fucking tail emanating out the side hatch of the big beluga 1641 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,120 And there we have it 1642 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,160 A baby beluga whale 1643 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,320 Look at that 1644 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:22,940 Look at that 1645 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,760 It's smooth 1646 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,400 It's like a torpedo 1647 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,200 It's like a fucking submarine 1648 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,760 You can tell how they base the submarines can't you 1649 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,160 Can't you look at that fucking submarine style 1650 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:42,040 You can tell how they base the submarines off of those 1651 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,200 Mad fuckers 1652 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,380 Mad fuckers 1653 00:52:44,380 --> 00:52:45,940 Great shape on them 1654 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,520 They could cut through the water 1655 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,460 They were 1656 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:51,700 A hundred percent adapted to their environment 1657 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,180 But they are 1658 00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,120 All the evolution 1659 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,060 Like they're still here 1660 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,700 They're still doing the fucking rounds 1661 00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:10,860 Get a bit of a fucking Phil Mitchell vibe off of that one 1662 00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:14,860 Or a Ross Kemp 1663 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:18,960 A bit of a Ross Kemp vibe 1664 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,320 There 1665 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:27,920 I mean I wish I could move in 1666 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,720 But I mean it would require fucking around with the thing 1667 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,760 I'm not sure 1668 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:38,800 It's subjective you know 1669 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:55,860 It's 2.20 1670 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,600 I've just realized it's 2.20 1671 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,100 So 1672 00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,300 I said I'd do an hour 1673 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,020 Because I can't be 1674 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,260 I don't want to be going up too late 1675 00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:03,160 But what's this 1676 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:03,560 One more 1677 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,520 The Georgia Aquarium 1678 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,740 It's not even a Euronews 1679 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:07,260 Beluga wheel again 1680 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,020 No thanks 1681 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:08,940 Good luck 1682 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:11,080 Good luck 1683 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:15,680 Mexican zoo is named 2-born Puma 1684 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,400 Newborn Puma 1685 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,900 I said 2-born 1686 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,940 Instead of fucking 2-newborn 1687 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:24,380 Cans of 2-borg were dished out 1688 00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:25,760 In celebration 1689 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:34,640 Seen those 1690 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,000 We saw those the last day 1691 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Oh god 1692 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:47,180 Fucking mad crack over there 1693 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:49,900 Mad crack look at that paintball 1694 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,560 Whoa 1695 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,980 Paintball jabs 1696 00:54:55,980 --> 00:55:02,720 Look at that 1697 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,440 It's fucking 1698 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,440 Cyberpunk 1699 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:23,680 Fucking hell look at that 1700 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,240 Just out there's a woman 1701 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,400 Is this with the fucking umbrella 1702 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,260 Just out for a walk 1703 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:29,160 Look 1704 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,040 I suppose they actually walked 1705 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:40,540 Mad cunts 1706 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:40,540 Mad cunts 1707 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:40,580 Mad cunts 1708 00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:41,860 Mad cunts 1709 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,860 Mad cunts 1710 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:43,860 Mad cunts 1711 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1712 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1713 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1714 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1715 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1716 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1717 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1718 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1719 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1720 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1721 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1722 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1723 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1724 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1725 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1726 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1727 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1728 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1729 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1730 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1731 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1732 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1733 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1734 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1735 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1736 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1737 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1738 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1739 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Mad cunts 1740 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,280 Mad cunts 1741 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,000 So there's another new thing that they're fucking protesting 1742 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,560 It's not just the extradition now 1743 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:55,440 It's new protests in Hong Kong over law that will ban ridiculing China's national anthem 1744 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,960 What? 1745 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,440 Oh fuck they're fucked 1746 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,540 They are fucked if they go back to China now 1747 00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:10,780 I mean eventually they're gonna have to just roll over and fucking accept it 1748 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,780 Like you can't fight that 1749 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:15,380 Like you can have all the gas masks and all that kind of stuff 1750 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,700 But they're gonna 1751 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,700 They're gonna 1752 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,980 They're fucking gonna get creamed if they 1753 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,240 If they send the army and like 1754 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:25,420 They're gonna get creamed 1755 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:28,060 They're gonna get creamed 1756 00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:28,060 They're gonna get creamed 1757 00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:34,700 They're gonna get creamed 1758 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,500 What the fuck 1759 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,040 Where is it? 1760 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:37,540 They're gonna get creamed 1761 00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:42,980 Groove music? 1762 00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:59,400 It's not windows media player anymore 1763 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,040 It's called groove music 1764 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,920 I was looking for media putter. 1765 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:25,520 Creeped. They're gonna get creeped. Creeped. Creeped. What's the six? 1766 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:42,440 CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. 1767 00:57:42,440 --> 00:58:12,420 CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. CREAMED. CREAMED in lots of places. 1768 00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:16,460 Cremed in Watson and creamed in Watson 1769 00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:30,320 That needs to repeat 1770 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:59,320 Creamed in what sense? 1771 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:29,300 Creamed in what sense? 1772 00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:36,300 Creamed in what sense? 1773 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:41,300 Creamed in what sense? 1774 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:51,300 Creamed in what sense? 1775 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:53,300 Creamed in what sense? 1776 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,300 Creamed in what sense? 1777 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,300 Creamed in what sense? 1778 00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,300 Creamed in what sense? 1779 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,300 Creamed in what sense? 1780 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,300 Creamed in what sense? 1781 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,300 Creamed in what sense? 1782 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,300 Creamed in what sense? 1783 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,300 Creamed in what sense? 1784 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,300 Creamed in what sense? 1785 01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:13,300 Creamed in what sense? 1786 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,800 smell of apple pies 1787 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,380 Liam thank you very much 1788 01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:19,400 Laura, Russells, Willie Harold, Dara Dermody 1789 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,360 Blue Sky, yes, Annie Hash 1790 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,300 Dara Young 1791 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:24,320 and Rat Poison 1792 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,280 thank you very much for your kind 1793 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,120 hearted tips 1794 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,780 best of luck, see you later 1795 01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:32,680 you're gonna get creamed 1796 01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:44,060 They're gonna get creamed.