1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,160 Lieutenant Rose, please report to Hydro Dam, log in, office. 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:46,140 Thank you. 3 00:00:46,140 --> 00:01:03,440 Dr. Karpolt, Dr. Draven, and Dr. Engels, please report to Lambda Reactor Complex for audit review scheduled in 15 minutes. 4 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:32,860 Dr. Stone, Dr. Merchants. 5 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:43,400 And Dr. Junet, please report to Processing Plant for unscheduled emergency shutdown procedural test review. 6 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:57,700 How's it going, guys? Connor here, just back in the gaff. I thought I'd stream a bit of Black Mesa. A lot of people have been asking me to play this game, so I think it could be a real good late nighter. 7 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:17,100 Agent Diablos, a real late-ster. I've never played this game myself. I heard a lot about it. Basically, a remastering, I should say, of Half-Life. 8 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:38,220 I watched, what's his name, Francis, Francis Higgins, the Viper. He played the Half-Life 2 last year. I remember looking at that. Not ours myself, but my son, our horrors, into that kind of stuff. 9 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:48,760 You know, he'd be watching that stream, and I was watching as well. I don't know... 10 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,300 what's about to unfold 11 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:55,020 what i do know is 12 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:59,360 that it's black he said 13 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,980 you're all doing well 14 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:05,460 sam fell 15 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,480 jerick 16 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,900 mercy days 17 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:14,600 hopefully everyone's mercy is parked up nicely and snuggly inside your 18 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:21,600 garage you want to skin that apple 19 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,660 did uh... 20 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,500 is the sound okay 21 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,260 how are we doing for sound there on the boys not 22 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,540 not gone like uh... 23 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:40,100 deep or anything like that 24 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,760 how's the spare wet room 25 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:48,680 great it's fantastic it really is thanks for asking yeah we were you know 26 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:56,200 humming and hawing whether or not to have that built into the house but i have to say it's been 27 00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:04,520 an absolute winner since we got it installed and i'm really happy with this chandelier as well up 28 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:12,520 here sorry chandelier up there which is a real fantastic piece of kit i really recommend getting 29 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:24,440 your hands on a chandelier if you can if you if you can't just try and get one turn up the v's 30 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,280 everyone says it's sound 31 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:48,760 turn up the v's let's have a look here don't want to go too loud on this now 32 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:51,880 there we go 33 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:05,720 let me see this chandeliers yeah yeah perfect thanks okay cool cool we'll get going 34 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:14,280 absolutely amazing thank you very much okay 35 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:26,920 let's get this show on the road bud it's uh black misa inbound the first chapter so let's start this 36 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:35,720 show let's get this show boat sailing the steam packet express down the mississippi river the black misa 37 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:42,200 steam steam steam packet um it's about to get it's about to set sail you're all welcome aboard 38 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,840 hope you hope you hope you've got your tickets 39 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,160 just messing okay black misa here we go 40 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:11,560 the riverboat casino is chugging on full steam full steam ahead look at this 41 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,640 great stuff really love what they've done with the graphics 42 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:22,600 even though i've never seen the graphics from the first game i'll tell a lie i did have a look at a few 43 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,480 screenshots 44 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:30,120 and uh it certainly wasn't let's just say it didn't look like a mercedes game 45 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:37,400 it looked more like a automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the black mesa research 46 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:46,200 facility personnel cool sound more of a hyon day the time is 8 47 a.m 47 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:55,720 current top side temperature is 93 degrees great stuff with an estimated high of 48 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:06,280 one hundred and five fantastic the black mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times 49 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,600 electric electric electric electric ireland 50 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,400 actually bought a few shares in energy the other day 51 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,560 i don't know if you're playing that if you played it and now it's crashed 52 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,200 if i can believe that oh on again 53 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:40,680 not in a crap oh they were technical gremlins guys only uh nine minutes into el streamo we end up with a few tech rems 54 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:50,760 not great from level three dormitories to sector c test labs and control facilities 55 00:07:52,200 --> 00:08:01,240 if your intended destination is a high security area beyond sector c you will need to return to the central transit hub in 56 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,440 central transit hub 57 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,840 you should change your channel name now since you ain't doing the character says tracks 58 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:21,960 tracks how you getting on bud what's going on budski great to see you man hope you're doing well 59 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:30,200 look my name's connor williams i basically loan the channel out from francis from time to time i'm uh 60 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:37,880 well what what what am i i don't know if you've seen me or if you've watched any of my uh stuff before 61 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,400 you might have seen me in a few adverts 62 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:50,360 zurek crusades a few other companies as well are permitted within the black mesa transit a few more shoots in the pipeline one's in post at the moment 63 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,640 another one's in pre uh we just finished production 64 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,880 which is the one i told you about first place which is in post 65 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:10,280 so uh yeah it's looking good looking good things are looking up black mesa so this is out in uh area 51. 66 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:22,200 please keep your limbs inside the train at area 51. do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform 67 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:37,800 in the event of an emergency passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction if it is necessary to exit the train disabled personnel should be evacuated first please stay away from electrified rails 68 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:42,680 tech grounds thanks so much for the emergency station until the emergency station until the system is arrived 69 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,640 and the nightmare of covid hasn't broke your spirit 70 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:03,320 it's by god it's it's broke a few few people few few people close to home a few people close to home 71 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,680 zonad is absolutely reeling reeling in the tears 72 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:17,800 just because he can't get out and go to a festival or even hit the beaches of sunny san tropez without having 73 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:27,240 to endure a crucifying 14 day quarantine lockdown on entry of the country then another 14 day lockdown on re-entry 74 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:37,400 you think you've got it bad but some people are absolutely dying not literally dying now 75 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:45,560 the dark people did it was covered in that too but zonad is as close to dying as you could be like you 76 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:56,280 know he's really really racked with uh not being able to go on a sun holiday i said zone wait till christmas man 77 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:09,640 there might be a nice crambo winter getaway tanner reef you know the score that's what i said to him you know 78 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,360 didn't stop the tears i was just outside his window you know because he's only just after coming back from 79 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:29,960 san tropez and he's on isolation quarantine on re-entry so i went around to visit him to ask him about how the holiday went and he was crying because he said that he had to 80 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:36,680 wait 14 days to get out the house and then he's not going to be able to go back again because he just cannot deal 81 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:46,920 he said he said he can't deal i said deal with lots of them he just said i'll leave it at that connor i can't deal 82 00:11:46,920 --> 00:12:01,560 i told that our heart was in ear shot he said he said that that is uh internet speak 83 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:12,760 just saying i can't deal usually means that you're laughing out loud lol and look at that little groovy 84 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:22,360 guy down there he's a he's a mechanical wonder fantastic little beast you know what they made some great 85 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:35,640 stuff black mesa stuff how you getting on step how you getting on step thanks so much steph i can move 86 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:44,360 around look that's amazing that could have been the new mercy days down there with the put legs on it 87 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:53,000 a reminder to all black mesa personnel thank you so much i hope you're getting on well it's really kind of 88 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,640 thank you thank you very much 89 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,560 hotel zone you were asking for 90 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,240 can you zoom in great to be able to zoom in 91 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:12,920 little things little details look at that the new mercedes there look 92 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:19,000 that's the geneva convention down there that's the geneva motor show 93 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:28,280 the geneva bot 5000 basically that because of corona they've had to 94 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:35,640 postpone the geneva motor show but they still they didn't want to get rid of any of the cars the test 95 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:41,800 models the display units in there so they've kept them there and no humans inside but they do have 96 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:48,600 that big spider geneva bot looking after the cars and uh before exiting the train it's doing a great job 97 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,920 to check your area for personal belongings unprecedented robotic technology have a very safe and productive day 98 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:06,040 okay so now and now it's crashed and now it's good oh we're back mr freeman okay mr freeman like you're running late 99 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:17,720 nice guy here how you doing bud how you getting on budweiser you know barney's been pretty scarce around these parts where's barney 100 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,800 yes yes yes bar tab must have finally caught up with tell me more about barn is he all right 101 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:33,240 talk with the talk with personnel put some pep in that step freeman a bit of pep in the step 102 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,400 our horror's trendy covet 19 mask thanks very much 103 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:47,480 thanks very much yeah he does have a great trendy new mask he ordered he got it on uh he actually is a smart 104 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:53,320 little fella he's very enterprising you know for a young fella he went on ebay and got um 105 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:09,240 a sack load of them from china and he also bought a rake of these looking transfer yolks that you stick on and he just iron them on and they're basically um 106 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:23,800 just branded logos you know brands um no fear um what's the other one the skateboard and one supreme 107 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:34,440 got a load of that supreme got a load of that supreme stuff and he's this smart kid he's going 108 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:39,240 selling all that stuff gonna resell it again on the internet or he's gonna sell them down to his friends and 109 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:49,960 stuff you know so yeah that's covered you know it's a it's as i was saying about zone it's a crucifying 110 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:55,080 situation but then you've got people like our just going out there and making it work you know 111 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,880 so i'm really proud of that little guy and i'm really proud of deadsy as well for the tip thanks so much 112 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,840 very very kind to you lads 113 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:13,720 how do you even bother putting in extra hours down at the hazard course the hazard like you'll ever do 114 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,560 more than flip a switch or push a button around here right 115 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,000 whisper whisper mc thank you very much 116 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:33,000 will you play half-life alex after this well do you know what i did hear a bit of a rumor there that 117 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:42,920 that's a game which uh involves virtual reality headsets and such and zonad quarantine tears for 118 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:50,840 fears thank you very much thanks very much lads uh getting back to the original keshed i uh i cannot 119 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:57,720 play that game because i don't have a vr headset now i had to get our heart to set this up we're down in my 120 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:05,080 living room here now i i'm only streaming this game from the living room here because we had it redone 121 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:12,520 there whilst we were away in the holiday home in mayo during the lockdown and we came back to this 122 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:26,680 absolutely cracker jacker uh of a sitting room and it's it's a pleasure to welcome you all to the living room the sitting room um but getting back to the original keshed 123 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:38,120 no but maybe if i can be arsed if i can get a headset or a vr what's that oculus rift 124 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:46,120 look at this game look at the graphics man it's just like look at the side strafe you've got the wobble 125 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:53,720 on the side strafe you don't even have that in that call of duty hey mr freeman how's it going 126 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:00,280 we had a system crash about i don't know 20 minutes ago and i'm still trying to find my files 127 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,360 right it's one of those days i guess i guess so they were also having some problems down in the test 128 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:11,080 changer too but i think that's all straightened out yeah they told me to make sure you head it down there 129 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:16,360 as soon as you've gotten to your hazard suit great stuff look i'm gonna head down there i'm gonna crack a 130 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:24,520 few skulls yeah don't worry about any of the consternation you've been facing just on a side note why 131 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:29,640 your your forearm your arm from your elbow to the end of your fingertips it's a bit long it looks a bit long 132 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,320 are you are you okay 133 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,920 is everything okay 134 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:42,840 i don't know if you can hear me but i don't trust a guy that types like that look at the way he's typing 135 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:52,040 we need to get rid of we need to fire him in the morning not now we'll get a memo 136 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,800 what's the story with this dude go bother someone else gordon okay 137 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:10,520 bury is a cactus ar-har thank you very much for your very very kind-hearted and generous tipperoni 138 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:19,560 so we need to get a hazmat suit hello maybe later gordon 139 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:29,880 d-bar thanks so much it's a nice facility anyway great corridor structure 140 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,400 good morning dr freeman how you getting on and uh 141 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:41,560 who are these lads tps reports have gotten progressively worse hard to find good health these days 142 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:49,880 yes about that we're going to need a drink fund for ar-har thank you very much i've already made plans 143 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:57,560 don't worry you can always attend the next convention the next convention what's the story with this guy 144 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:05,240 you all right you're all right you're okay bud we can talk later gordon 145 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,800 phil eglinton was asking for you bud we can talk at lunch gordon 146 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:19,240 you're not gonna have the decency to thank phil for his generous tip 147 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:28,280 later gordon okay phil sorry about that your man's not ours johnson's wireless printer thank you phil thank you 148 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,960 yeah it's a great facility 149 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:43,560 get inside there oh look look at that guy we know him from the uh from half-life 2 150 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:51,400 remember i was watching our horror who was watching the the viper stream your man comes back at the end he's 151 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:58,600 he's a bit of a body so we have a bit of inside intel there a bit of a heads up you know this guy's bad news 152 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,040 and now and now we've been spotted 153 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,520 and now they're pulling down the blinds disgusting 154 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:18,360 disgusting work arc bar drinks by rr19 thanks very much 155 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:28,920 love the sound of the door i'm thinking we might get something like that installed in the uh 156 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:38,280 the hallway door which separates the the kitchen from the hallway or maybe just one of these for the 157 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:46,280 study upstairs just getting one of these you walk through and then just welcome to the office how can i 158 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:56,760 help you do you drive if so you forgot to drive the two or was it the three now that is something else 159 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,400 somebody get me a calculator 160 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:11,800 mark formerly known as sweet beast thank you very much later gordon not a lot of time from the staff 161 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:17,640 at the black meese facility they don't really have the time to be chatting away i mean this guy's hard at it 162 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:24,520 i don't know about that dr truman seems to me that he's just spouting buzzwords in his research 163 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,960 papers that he picked up from perusing popular scientific periodicals 164 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,360 right he's got the old windows 98 there 165 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:45,080 doing the god's honest is look he's a good guy another improper use of the boltzman constant 166 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,680 go out you got to admire the work ethic of some of these guys like i mean they're in here 167 00:22:52,040 --> 00:23:01,560 fucking 12 16 hour work days and you've got formulae like that now that is a head scratcher and a half 168 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:13,160 big al thank you very much i had the misfortune of chowing down on a few big al's fucking sizzlers the other day 169 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,560 stomach wasn't right for an hour maybe an hour and a half tops after it had to go for a little lie down 170 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:30,600 you all right bud can this wait it can that's the beauty of this it can't wait 171 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:39,160 now nothing in here anyway we're not being allowed we're not being let into the fucking the wreck room 172 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:47,560 with the two lads sector b we need to get a hazmat suit somewhere we can get a hazmat suit first day 173 00:23:52,200 --> 00:24:00,440 hopefully got the wrong airlock mr freeman right oh i can't let you through here okay okay no entry 174 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,960 no entry because we don't have 175 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:15,400 hazmat i was actually uh talking to johnny ronan there just before the stream we were having a group zoom 176 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:25,560 um which we do every uh monday evening just to recalibrate the senses and get get to grips with what's going on the weekend 177 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:34,440 as you know j-ro absolute international playboy superstar of the extreme and uh he's been going 178 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:40,680 around on a brand new sky base he got kitted out there during the rona boat the rona boom um it was 179 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:48,840 down in south half with uh eddie jordan would you believe it look at that freeman actually did show up for 180 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,800 work this morning lads hurry looks like somebody here owes me lunch if you have hazmat lads 181 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:04,680 shut up wanna watch out hr will be onto you you can't speak like that in the workplace 182 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:14,280 i uh found that out to my detriment there just sent down to the test table after the zurich classic can i tell you my my uh 183 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,680 my excuse was that it wasn't in the workplace you know it was a work social event it was the classic 184 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:31,560 bit of golf bit of swinging bit of drinking back to the 19th hole afterwards you know loose lips sink ships 185 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:40,760 and uh yeah i sunk a couple of ships brought them down a peg or two a couple of company hawks 186 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:46,600 who were trying to climb the ladder uh having a little laugh at my pringle jumper 187 00:25:49,160 --> 00:26:01,400 i decided to bring up their performance um sales ratios and all that kind of stuff uh in retrospect it wasn't it wasn't a good thing to do came back and bit me right on the arse 188 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:06,360 two weeks later pulled into hr fucking scruff of the neck job 189 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:14,920 connor what's this can't be uh berating employees and socials blah blah blah 190 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:27,960 they said you brought out a pie chart and uh really upset dara o'hare who's doing cracking work in finance 191 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:35,880 and i said it was just a pie chart guys i was only using it to illustrate his poor performance which was 192 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:43,000 a salvo a reprisal a rebuttal to his comments on my pringle jumper 193 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:54,920 which was gantt i got it in the gantt sale uh jan jan jan jan 2020 just before all this covid bollocks kicked off 194 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:06,040 or so we think i mean we've reason to believe that it was going on long before it was was told to us 195 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,600 look i hope you're all getting on well sorry about this you're just you're listening to me drone on about 196 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:29,160 the company when you know you you really want to see del systems latest new printer ross and sienna 197 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,640 thanks very much ross and sienna i hope you're getting on well 198 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,480 have you driven the new mark 199 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:48,920 it's a fantastic drive if you're looking for something to pick you up during this long arduous phase two 200 00:27:52,920 --> 00:28:01,480 i suggest you go for a quarantine drive rock your world hold hold on for one moment 201 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:11,720 what was he doing there i'm back to work tomorrow con says mark can you help me out with the tps reports 202 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:20,040 tps okay i don't know i should know should know what that uh what that means but i don't 203 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,080 trains trains trains per second tips per second 204 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,680 i'm i'm goosed i don't know 205 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:45,160 down pringle jumpers up dara or up dara i'm not sure either your name's if your name's dara and you want 206 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:52,680 me to say up dara or you want me to engage in a bit of a bit of that other stuff 207 00:28:52,680 --> 00:29:03,240 look this is a company stream um we can't really uh get embroiled in any of that sort of stuff 208 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:11,320 saying up dara on the street look i've said it now inadvertently because i was trying to make an 209 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:18,200 example of what you can and can't say on a company stream and yeah i blew it 210 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,680 okay where's the hazmat guys where's the hazmat suit lads 211 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:35,720 if this is anything less than a full-scale code red calamity i'm not interested right 212 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:50,520 what about a hazmat guys what about a hazmat gordon i'm in the middle of something here yeah great stuff 213 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:57,000 not looking good not a good look for the shareholders connor 214 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,960 did we go down there we didn't okay oh we did no we didn't 215 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,320 i imagine that development this is where the hazmat would be 216 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,040 What is that? 217 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,180 Complain about the heat. 218 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,420 Work harder, you'll actually warm up. That's what I do tell the... the troops. 219 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,120 Right. 220 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,120 There's no way we can... 221 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,120 Doesn't look like a hazmat-y kind of place. 222 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,120 I heard they're... 223 00:30:54,120 --> 00:31:00,120 Did you hear the one about the Indian restaurant in Chernobyl? 224 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,120 They give you free hazmat-y rice. 225 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,120 I'll tell you who told me that one. Damien Rice. 226 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,120 That's a fucking great singer-songwriter and an absolute jokesmith. Of all things Rice related. 227 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:28,120 I believe it's just because of his surname Rice that he had enough time to really plunge the depths of the Rice jokesphere. 228 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,120 How you getting on, bud? 229 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,120 Hold it right there, Mr. Freeman. 230 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,120 Yeah, what's wrong? 231 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120 I got explicit orders not to let you through without your hazard suit on. 232 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,120 On whose head? 233 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120 I got all day, buddy. 234 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,600 Okay, alright, we're gonna have to move. 235 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,640 No hazmat down here, guys. 236 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,640 Captain Sack. 237 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,320 Thank you very much, Captain Sack. 238 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,280 The rec room, the staff room. 239 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,540 Someone's got the hazmat in there. 240 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,040 It looks rank. 241 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:17,820 You can use this. 242 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,560 Isle of Viper, thank you very much for your tip. 243 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,700 Oh, sorry about that, guys. 244 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,640 Bit of a fucking malfunction there with the hazmat. 245 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:37,860 College boy. 246 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:40,260 Look, man. 247 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,260 That was, um... 248 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,440 That was you-know-who's lunch. 249 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:44,940 Yeah. 250 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,400 Do I look like I'm scared? 251 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:50,740 And less of the lip as well, yeah? 252 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,700 College boy. 253 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:54,080 How is the debugging procedure coming along? 254 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,600 I don't know. 255 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,520 I don't know. 256 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:58,860 Pick that shit up off the ground. 257 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,080 Where's the hazmat, lads? 258 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,640 Where is the hazmat, lads? 259 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,260 You better make like a missile and cruise. 260 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,160 I'd love to throw this at you, man. 261 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,200 Put this on your head. 262 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:12,540 Went right through you. 263 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,560 Shows just how much of a man you are. 264 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,460 I hit you. 265 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,180 Then you get a morphine injection. 266 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:17,740 Yeah. 267 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:18,740 That's fair. 268 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,520 I'll be back for you. 269 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,860 I'll be back. 270 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,280 I'm gonna have your job. 271 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,580 I'm gonna have your job. 272 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:33,300 So that was just another workplace interaction there that was... 273 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:35,100 I'd give it a 5 out of 10. 274 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:39,080 We might go back there again another day. 275 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,300 Why do you all have to wear these ridiculous ties? 276 00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,040 Any hazmat? 277 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,760 Shows just a little bit khakis. 278 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,320 Preposterous. 279 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,860 Cian, thanks so much, Cian. 280 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,140 Really helping there because I feel a little bit... 281 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:57,980 Just a little bit racked after that interaction in the staff room. 282 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,220 One of the guys there telling me he was gonna fucking hit me and then I was gonna need morphine. 283 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,860 He doesn't know who I am. 284 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,820 He doesn't know who I know. 285 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,940 These ludicrous penny loafers. 286 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,360 This guy's talking about penny loafers. 287 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,780 Loafers from pennies. 288 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,300 Chucky Arkbar. 289 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,240 Thank you very much. 290 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,000 Chucky Arkbar. 291 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,500 Are you in the new 4.6 mil gaff? 292 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,320 You guess a less a lessed it. 293 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,480 But no, you're wrong. 294 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,820 This is the old gaff. 295 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,820 This old thing? 296 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:37,260 Nah. 297 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,120 This has just been refurbed as we were out in Mayo on lockdown. 298 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,740 Thanks very much, Rich Tay. 299 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,800 Slime for slime. 300 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,000 I hope you're getting on well. 301 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,980 But no. 302 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:53,020 We didn't pull the trigger on the second house. 303 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,540 We're thinking of just pulling the trigger on the second house. 304 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:56,160 Buying that. 305 00:34:56,780 --> 00:35:00,340 And then selling this when we feel fit. 306 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,000 Kung flu fighting. 307 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,400 Thank you very much for your tip. 308 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Two portions of Damien Rice. 309 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,140 Two portions of Damien Rice. 310 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,340 And a cup of San Celeste. 311 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:10,940 You say. 312 00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,100 Gotta say. 313 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,640 That sounds unbelievable. 314 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,080 It sounds decadent. 315 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:17,920 Ted. 316 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,460 Thank you so much. 317 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,120 Very kind of you, bud. 318 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,800 San Deco was on a goose cloud the last night. 319 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,360 And left the spare hazmat in the Miles dungeon. 320 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,380 Well, if I'd have known that, I would have called around to San. 321 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,380 Look, I haven't seen the San ball in about two months. 322 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,320 I don't know how he's kicking or how he's bouncing. 323 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,300 He's probably bouncing around. 324 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,140 Oh, there we go. 325 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,520 There we go. 326 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:44,800 Press the button. 327 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,060 And now there's the hazmat. 328 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,860 Lovely little hazmat, guys. 329 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:52,280 It's a brilliant little. 330 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,340 It's got the nitrous. 331 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:56,520 It's got the NARS built in so you can fucking do a turbo boost. 332 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,320 Look at the boots. 333 00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,840 Now I'm in. 334 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:03,920 That's nice. 335 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:09,880 That's lovely. 336 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:13,940 Yeah. 337 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,940 All right. 338 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,780 Nice tunes. 339 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,740 Love the tunes. 340 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,920 It's a great game so far. 341 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:36,960 Really enjoying it. 342 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:37,800 Charger's ready. 343 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:38,520 Charger empty. 344 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:45,980 Press E to hold and charge. 345 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,320 Press and hold to charge. 346 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,680 That's empty. 347 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:54,060 Okay. 348 00:36:55,900 --> 00:37:00,220 Yeah, I haven't seen the San ball in a couple of months, but I mean, I'd say he's bouncing. 349 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,220 He's going to be bouncing back soon enough. 350 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:08,900 Once phase three, all footballs are allowed to be let out into society. 351 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,700 Because he isn't classed as a human. 352 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,860 That's what he's been fighting for. 353 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,680 And we see this civil unrest around the world. 354 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:17,400 People fighting for rights and stuff like that. 355 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:17,820 Hello. 356 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,300 Hello. 357 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,020 We need... 358 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,520 Who's singing the song for the San? 359 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,700 The San ball. 360 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,860 Someone in the jacks there wanted me to play his games. 361 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,580 Sounds like he's having a shit time. 362 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,020 Right. 363 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,800 We'll get this guy some r-swipe.ie. 364 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,420 We can throw that through there, bud. 365 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,820 Some r-swipe there, bud. 366 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,180 Oh, thank heavens. 367 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,880 I'm in dire need of some toilet paper. 368 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,260 That's great. 369 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,680 Wipe up and fucking wipe off. 370 00:37:59,180 --> 00:37:59,860 Wipe out. 371 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,140 As they say in the biz. 372 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:06,760 He's taking his time. 373 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,780 Mustn't have been a clean break. 374 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:15,640 I know the feeling after I was at that Indian place. 375 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,720 When we were out in Chernobyl, 376 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,040 we were sourcing the goose bottles 377 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,660 for the lead-lined goose caskets. 378 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,720 Unbelievable stuff. 379 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,640 We had to wear hazmat suits as well. 380 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,220 We were eating the hazmati rice 381 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,860 with the boona. 382 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:31,200 Yeah. 383 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,780 Bit of an explosion the day after. 384 00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:38,140 3.8 ronkin 385 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:40,820 on the ronkin stick. 386 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,840 The ronkin scale. 387 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,980 It was a real Richter stinker. 388 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,760 The stinkter scale. 389 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,860 Less of that chat, anyway. 390 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,620 Sorry about that. 391 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,160 It's disgusting. 392 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,160 I remember my days 393 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,720 in the hazardous environment suit. 394 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,200 Yeah, great stuff. 395 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,620 What about a pie chart? 396 00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,160 Thank you for it. 397 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,520 Poor performance pie chart. 398 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,380 Thanks so much. 399 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,780 That's really, really kind of you. 400 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,020 Of course, at the time, 401 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,620 it was mark three. 402 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:11,440 Yang. 403 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,640 Monteiro. 404 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,320 Tripled. 405 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,480 Pulaski. 406 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:16,560 Truman. 407 00:39:18,140 --> 00:39:18,620 Giroux. 408 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:20,900 Shinner. 409 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,920 Towers of Chad. 410 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:23,920 Thanks so much. 411 00:39:24,580 --> 00:39:27,420 The Virgin Konzo versus the Chad John. 412 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,340 I actually take umbrage to that statement. 413 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,860 The Robertson. 414 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,500 This is for all the Robertsons out there. 415 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,160 The classes. 416 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,000 The Boetsmas. 417 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,660 The fucking Gillens. 418 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,480 Aidan Gillen. 419 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,260 I want a big shout out to Aidan Gillen. 420 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,180 I know you're watching Budweiser. 421 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,900 And yeah, look, fucking. 422 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:51,680 Hopefully the good times are going to roll again soon. 423 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,960 Looking forward to seeing some of your performances. 424 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,820 Numerous upcoming big budget productions. 425 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:05,680 And as well, you know that I'm available for any work. 426 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,660 D.O.P. 427 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:07,820 Fucking. 428 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,840 I can do production. 429 00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,180 I'll even do production. 430 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:15,780 If you need anyone. 431 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,680 Just put a good word in for cons. 432 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:17,960 Yeah. 433 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,980 Because you know I've supported you for a long time, Gil. 434 00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,380 Get the Gillster. 435 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:25,100 Roses. 436 00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,120 This is for all the roses. 437 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,980 This is for the Flystads. 438 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:28,780 The Wilsons. 439 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,940 The Freemans. 440 00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:31,720 And here we are. 441 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,320 And there's a picture of a wee Bambino. 442 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,320 Power 30%. 443 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,500 There's my MIT Bachelor of Philosophy. 444 00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:44,500 Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy. 445 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,760 Doctor of Philosophy. 446 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,620 I beg your pardon. 447 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,480 The D. Phil. 448 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,320 Yeah. 449 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:56,140 Just keep it in there. 450 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,160 I don't want to display it. 451 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,560 Like I was going to put that above this. 452 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,040 See the fireplace behind me here. 453 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:00,820 Behind my head. 454 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,780 I was going to put the doctorate. 455 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,360 The philosophy doctorate up there. 456 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:04,840 But I mean. 457 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,800 I just thought like. 458 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,680 You know. 459 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,620 People are probably going to be like. 460 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:10,880 Yeah. 461 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,540 He wanted us to know that. 462 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:12,820 You know. 463 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,820 He put it up there. 464 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,060 He's just shoving it in your face. 465 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,540 But like. 466 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,460 Keep it in a cover. 467 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:17,860 Because. 468 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,480 Well. 469 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,020 Just humble like that. 470 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,500 Just humble. 471 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,660 There it is there. 472 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,340 Get a look at that there. 473 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,740 Close that door. 474 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,900 It doesn't close. 475 00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,960 There it is again. 476 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,240 There. 477 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,460 Look. 478 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,320 If you need to have a look. 479 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,200 If I can grab that down. 480 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,900 Picture of my son there. 481 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,220 I put this cup up there. 482 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:51,220 Just. 483 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:51,980 To. 484 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,440 Spread some good vibes around. 485 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,080 And what we'll do also is. 486 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,060 Put this fucking. 487 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,480 I don't know what that is. 488 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,280 It's a hot water bottle. 489 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,300 Or a USB. 490 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,760 A massive novelty USB stick. 491 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:07,940 And. 492 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,500 Yeah. 493 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,560 What we're going to do with that. 494 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,660 Is just put that up. 495 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,580 On top of the. 496 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,380 The dock fill. 497 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,000 The D fill. 498 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,260 That's falling down. 499 00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:19,120 Get that again. 500 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,800 Stick that right up there. 501 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:20,940 There. 502 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:23,940 It's. 503 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:25,980 Look. 504 00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:26,780 And now it's. 505 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,160 And now it's crashed. 506 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,980 So we'll leave that. 507 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,060 And we'll mosey on down to the. 508 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,120 Situation room. 509 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,520 Because we have the hazmat suit now. 510 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:40,620 So we can definitely get to grips with what's going on. 511 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:43,360 COVID-19 clean break wipes. 512 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,200 Thanks so much. 513 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:44,200 Thanks so much. 514 00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:53,640 Sandico's on a goose cloud. 515 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,220 Two portions. 516 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:54,560 Any. 517 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,580 Some gaff you there. 518 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,320 Thanks so much. 519 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:57,560 Cian. 520 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,260 It's a great gaff. 521 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,360 Nice one. 522 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,300 Any good. 523 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:03,500 Any good stories. 524 00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,200 Gardie took my CBD. 525 00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,020 Thank you very much. 526 00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:07,720 And Dara Dermody. 527 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,220 Sorry for missing you out there bud. 528 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,360 And Thomas Broline. 529 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,400 Thanks so much. 530 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,180 Any. 531 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,440 Any good stories of hanging out with Bono. 532 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,140 How long have you got? 533 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,820 We were actually on the Damien Royce buzz there about two months ago. 534 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:32,300 Myself. 535 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:33,160 J-Row. 536 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:33,840 Ro-Notnik. 537 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,520 I wonder what this guy is doing now that I've got my power suit. 538 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,640 If I can fucking throw a fucking thermos at him or something. 539 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,920 What's the extension for technical support? 540 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:47,940 J-Row can throw that. 541 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:48,920 Yeah. 542 00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:49,880 Yeah. 543 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,120 Good shot. 544 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,300 Landed in the bin mate. 545 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,080 Sorry about that. 546 00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:54,620 You missed. 547 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:55,380 I missed the. 548 00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:59,280 I didn't mean to throw my flask in the bin. 549 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,280 You better make like a baby and head out. 550 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,980 You better shut up mate. 551 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,480 And shut up. 552 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,780 You better make like diarrhea and run. 553 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:06,600 Yeah. 554 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,320 You better shut your mouth. 555 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,480 And keep it shut. 556 00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:10,800 Yeah. 557 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:10,880 Yeah. 558 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,880 Give me that cup of fucking tea there. 559 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,080 Just leave me out of this. 560 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:15,660 Yeah. 561 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,120 Believe you me. 562 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:20,220 I won't be taking the blame for this one. 563 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:20,640 Yeah. 564 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,720 Take this blame. 565 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,240 Ah! 566 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,440 What was that for? 567 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,520 You know what? 568 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,340 Good luck. 569 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,640 It's the end of him. 570 00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,000 That softened his cough. 571 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:30,960 What a creep. 572 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,780 Don't count on yourself. 573 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,820 If anything, you'll just have more to do. 574 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,280 This is going to have to wait, Gordon. 575 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:40,900 Now, Azmat. 576 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:41,500 Where do we go? 577 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,800 Where's the hazmaty room? 578 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:44,940 Yeah. 579 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:49,420 We were on an absolute fucking chaos emerald buzz up on J-Rose. 580 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,580 Egalitarian sky hatch. 581 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:54,220 Which was a real side. 582 00:44:54,220 --> 00:44:55,280 It's a side issue. 583 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,840 If you think of Thunderbird 2 and inside Thunderbird 2. 584 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,900 You might actually be too young to fucking know. 585 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:05,820 Although it's a PG-18 stream. 586 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,440 Because of all the language. 587 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,640 But inside Thunderbird 2 was Thunderbird 4. 588 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:16,620 So you get a kind of idea of what J-Rose is cooking up inside his major league sky base. 589 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:19,080 He's got another side edition. 590 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,660 Which is an egalitarian sky hatch. 591 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:25,640 And what that basically means is you can get in that and it cruises. 592 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:27,740 It plunges the depths of the oceans as well. 593 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:29,560 So you can even have like ocean sessions. 594 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,800 We call them sea sessions. 595 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:40,500 But the makers of the fucking festival sea sessions threatened to sue. 596 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,860 J-Rose had sea sessions on the speaker hatch. 597 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,340 The speaker unit. 598 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,600 Which was actually a speaker phone. 599 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,980 Which was a Bluetooth link to a Bose SoundLink Mini 2 Platinum Edition. 600 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,880 Which came custom engraved with J-Rose name on it. 601 00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:04,800 And sea sessions were giving it all this on the dog and whistle. 602 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,940 And I said, 603 00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:10,660 Sea Sesh. 604 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,760 They go, 605 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,460 Yeah, who's this? 606 00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:13,920 I go, 607 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:15,720 If you need to ask, 608 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,660 You don't need to know. 609 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:21,380 Pipe down. 610 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,000 You've got a festival. 611 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:28,420 It's been cancelled for this year because of the COVID, yeah? 612 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,080 So we're taking that name. 613 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,540 We'd like to see your challenges in a court of law. 614 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:37,340 Fucking hung up. 615 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,520 They didn't ring back. 616 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:43,060 They didn't ring back. 617 00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:47,560 Now, 618 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,720 Thank you so much. 619 00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:51,300 See that? 620 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:52,560 Respect. 621 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:52,680 Respect. 622 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,280 480 volts of pure electric Ireland. 623 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,360 If you touch that. 624 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:07,960 Energy. 625 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,420 Cross. 626 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,220 Penergy. 627 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,500 Cross. 628 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:12,700 ESB. 629 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,680 Cross. 630 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,420 Look at that. 631 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:20,900 That's the Black Mesa Research Facility. 632 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:26,040 It's a proud sponsor of the New Mexico Adopt-A-Highway Litter Campaign. 633 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,320 Together we can keep Black Mesa clean. 634 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:31,780 Security officer. 635 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:32,800 Start. 636 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,240 Please report to officer. 637 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:43,220 The Black Mesa Research Facility annually recycles 98.3% of its biological, chemical and mechanical waste. 638 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,720 We are the industry leader in green tech. 639 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,400 Worldwide leader in the field of fluid dynamics. 640 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,440 Mercedes dynamics. 641 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,580 And it's back to the start. 642 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:12,540 Great little feature. 643 00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:15,220 We have them in the office back home. 644 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:23,600 Safety. 645 00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:26,340 Our record speaks for itself. 646 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:27,940 It's good to know. 647 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,000 They're running a tight ship. 648 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:33,960 I mean. 649 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,120 You could easily fall off one of the ledges there. 650 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,400 Down into a pit of despair. 651 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,420 Innovative tram system is really cool. 652 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,860 Don't know who did the copywriting on this. 653 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:49,060 But it was a little bit lackluster compared to the other information board. 654 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:51,260 We might have to fire the copywriter. 655 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,080 Another fucking firing tomorrow. 656 00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:57,420 It's going to be a hard day tomorrow. 657 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:57,720 I mean. 658 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,340 Everyone's only just come back as well. 659 00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,960 Visionary. 660 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,220 Oh. 661 00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,220 That's the same again. 662 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:03,500 Yeah. 663 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,960 The copywriter stinks. 664 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,400 Whoever wrote copy on that. 665 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,460 At least have a long hard look at themselves. 666 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,440 And that's the flag there. 667 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,040 The black Mesa American flag. 668 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,420 When it comes to protecting science. 669 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,480 This guy's on your side. 670 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:19,220 Greetings and salutations Dr. Freeman. 671 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:19,860 How you doing? 672 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:21,860 How's it going? 673 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:24,840 Alyoski. 674 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,540 Thank you very much my good friend. 675 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,380 Big shout out to you. 676 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:33,000 Looking forward to the resumption of your tour of duty. 677 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,440 Which should end in nothing but ultimate promotion. 678 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,240 Hydroelectric dam. 679 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,640 Look at that guy there. 680 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,960 A world leader in quantum physics. 681 00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:52,180 Black Mesa research facility is leading the field in materials research. 682 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,200 Class. 683 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,560 And that's the road system there. 684 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,560 And that's the fucking Geneva Bot 5000. 685 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,320 I was telling you. 686 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,200 It's currently stuck in the empty showrooms of the Geneva Convention Center. 687 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:12,660 Just waiting. 688 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:16,140 Just waiting for the doors to open again. 689 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:24,800 I mean anybody gets in there and tries to half inch a Merc or a fucking Beamer or one of the new electric super vehicles. 690 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,720 A Zonda. 691 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:31,160 You're not going to stand a chance against one of those yokes. 692 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:36,080 We like the scene from RoboCop. 693 00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:44,400 Do you know that one where the big robot comes into the office and it tests it out and it fucking kills your man. 694 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,560 Great movie. 695 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,540 Now I can boost around as well when I hold down the dash button. 696 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,700 And that doesn't deplete my suit. 697 00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,440 My suit. 698 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,020 That's fantastic. 699 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,960 The Crystal Lake. 700 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,800 Thank you very much. 701 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,280 Okay. 702 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,340 Where am I going here? 703 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,880 Is that the right way? 704 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,600 It's the wrong way. 705 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:22,600 Okay. 706 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,200 Ooh. 707 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,720 Listen to me rambling on and on about myself. 708 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,160 Terribly sorry. 709 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,020 Now tell me, Gordon. 710 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,880 What do you think of those pictures of me? 711 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:38,740 What's he on about? 712 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:42,600 Any backseat gamers there want to let me know what the jazz is? 713 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,000 Oh, it's staring me in the face all along. 714 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:51,160 And now we're in the lift. 715 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,420 Or the elevator. 716 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:55,100 As it's known in stateside. 717 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:59,140 Don't know, Maury. 718 00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,620 Thanks for the elevator tip there. 719 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:06,360 Fortunately I got there before I saw the comment. 720 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,560 And now it's loading. 721 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,120 And now it's playing again. 722 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:09,780 Thank God. 723 00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:14,520 Could you climb back up there? 724 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,180 You can. 725 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,540 It's amazing, isn't it? 726 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,920 How do I get off the ladder? 727 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:20,920 How do I get off the ladder? 728 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,520 Oh gee. 729 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,600 And now I've found her. 730 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,340 Detective. 731 00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:29,120 Automatic medical systems engaged. 732 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,500 How do I get off the ladder? 733 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:31,800 Marginal you have ministered. 734 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,440 Right, okay. 735 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:40,940 Thanks so much Nick Leeson and the Crystal Lake and Alyoski. 736 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:55,400 We can talk later, Gordon. 737 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,400 Grunt, you look busy. 738 00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,240 I'll let you go. 739 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:03,720 Control room. 740 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:05,680 Test lab. 741 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,440 Plasma. 742 00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:09,780 Ionization. 743 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,840 Look at those laser beams. 744 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,040 What's up Doc? 745 00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:30,820 Gordon. 746 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,320 Alright. 747 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:33,960 No boat. 748 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,820 It's okay. 749 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,340 I'll be back in a bit anyway. 750 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,660 Look. 751 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:37,720 Look lads. 752 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,440 You look kind of busy. 753 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,320 I'll catch you later on. 754 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,060 I'll see you later lads. 755 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:47,720 Pick that up there. 756 00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:49,440 Put that in there. 757 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,000 And that's just my good deed done for the day. 758 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,420 Larry's just a minute quiz. 759 00:53:59,060 --> 00:53:59,640 How you getting on? 760 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,280 How you getting on? 761 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:01,820 Big lion. 762 00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:03,100 I'm going to explode. 763 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,800 Please relax. 764 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:07,000 Things could be much, much worse. 765 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,360 Put that in there then. 766 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:21,260 Oh. 767 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:22,800 Misjudged it. 768 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:25,340 Get down there. 769 00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,600 There we go. 770 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:27,220 Okay. 771 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,900 And there we go. 772 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,280 And there the... 773 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,600 And now the lid won't open. 774 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,140 Pick the bin up. 775 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,860 Put that somewhere. 776 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:37,020 Fuck. 777 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:39,420 Didn't mean to do that now. 778 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,620 I'm going to put the bin in the bin. 779 00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,480 That'll be my second good deed done for the day. 780 00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:47,760 Let's see how that goes. 781 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,120 Sorry guys. 782 00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:50,940 Have you seen my coffee cup? 783 00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:53,460 Sorry to disturb you guys. 784 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,640 Just need to put a bin in the bin. 785 00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:55,600 Don't mind me. 786 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,240 Carry on. 787 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:56,980 We'll see you later. 788 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:57,320 Yeah. 789 00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:58,300 Connor. 790 00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:00,400 And there we go. 791 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,460 How you getting on big lion? 792 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,280 Busy as a bumblebee. 793 00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,780 Staring at those beamers. 794 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:12,220 Yeah. 795 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,000 Great little beams. 796 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,900 You can even go down here. 797 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,100 Look. 798 00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:19,860 Bubbles and everything. 799 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,280 That's an impressive bubble machine you got there. 800 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:25,800 But I mean. 801 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,600 Can't see it's selling, catching on. 802 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:28,960 Looks dangerous. 803 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,280 How we can put this up here. 804 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,500 Might just put this in the bin there. 805 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,960 That'll be my third good deed for the day. 806 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:50,100 Oops. 807 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,280 Sorry lads. 808 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,340 See you later lads. 809 00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:54,920 Just leave that there now. 810 00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:55,300 Because. 811 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,600 We've had enough fun there with that. 812 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,060 How you getting on. 813 00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:03,360 Nice to finally join us doctor. 814 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,140 We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber. 815 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:11,060 We've boosted the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%. 816 00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:12,060 Bit of a gamble. 817 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,300 See you next Tuesday cat. 818 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,820 The administrator is very concerned. 819 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,880 Thank you very much. 820 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:18,660 The administrator is very concerned. 821 00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,260 The administrative analysis of today's sample. 822 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,700 I gather he went to some lengths to get it. 823 00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:24,220 How you getting on spectacles? 824 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,140 In the test chamber. 825 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,400 Right. 826 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,500 Come on then. 827 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,660 I'll walk you down. 828 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,860 No problem. 829 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,700 Poindexed. 830 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,780 What's the story? 831 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:34,520 Tie mouth. 832 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:39,360 Eli has been busy making last minute preparations for the new experiment. 833 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:46,240 Someone left their ring binder over here. 834 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:46,900 Who did that? 835 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,480 Who did that? 836 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,500 Place is an absolute kip. 837 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,020 I'm going to leave this here. 838 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,380 Why do you insist on picking over everything in my lab? 839 00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:55,860 Why do you insist on leaving this around the place? 840 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:57,120 Pick that up. 841 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:58,800 Disgusting. 842 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,900 Wear the masks. 843 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,540 We actually watched the mask there the other day with Jim Carrey. 844 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,300 Greetings Eli. 845 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:12,880 It's a real nice break from the fucking humdrum mask reality of COVID-19. 846 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:21,140 If only you put a COVID mask on and that transformed you into someone who was great crack. 847 00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:23,400 That would be a... 848 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,700 Jeez, that could be a fucking... 849 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,480 That could be a film. 850 00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:27,540 That could be a film. 851 00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:29,100 I'm glad that this was streamed. 852 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,300 There's proof that with the... 853 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:34,900 The genesis of that idea is from my mind. 854 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:36,660 Not yours. 855 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,180 No one else turn it. 856 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,340 It's nothing we can't handle ourselves, Eli. 857 00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:41,440 Yeah? 858 00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,260 Run along, Gordon. 859 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:44,500 Will be but a moment. 860 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:46,580 How long's a moment? 861 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,700 The machine looks goosed. 862 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,660 We're gonna need to call in tech. 863 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,820 Do you want me to give the boys in tech a ring? 864 00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:58,640 I have their number. 865 00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,080 Don't worry. 866 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:00,220 Hmm. 867 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,060 This could take a bit longer than I... 868 00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,320 It's okay. 869 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,220 Tech goons. 870 00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:06,700 Yeah, it's Konzo. 871 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:08,720 No, I'm... 872 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,900 I'm working remote here. 873 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:14,160 I'm on a zoo meeting with a couple of Poindexters down the Black Mesa research facility. 874 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,460 Yeah. 875 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,900 They've only got them fucked up. 876 00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:18,800 The hubbub system. 877 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,120 I don't know. 878 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:21,360 I don't know. 879 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:21,920 It just says... 880 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,580 It keeps saying failure, failure. 881 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,080 And that's it. 882 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,900 We'll be laughing about this. 883 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,220 Whilst sipping champagne. 884 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:28,680 Yeah. 885 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,860 And resting on our laurels. 886 00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:30,100 Sorry. 887 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:30,860 That's... 888 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:31,140 Sorry. 889 00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:32,160 That's one of the fucking... 890 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:32,760 Sorry. 891 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,020 Sorry. 892 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,000 That's one of the fucking Poindexters. 893 00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,700 Thinks he knows it all. 894 00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:39,780 Don't know, mate. 895 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,180 Don't know. 896 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:40,660 It's just... 897 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:42,040 There's glass broken on it. 898 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,980 It just keeps on saying failure as well. 899 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,140 These two lemon heads don't know what they're doing. 900 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,600 Get down here, yeah? 901 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:47,680 Yeah. 902 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,360 I'm gonna fucking rig it back up because we're gonna... 903 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:51,780 We need to... 904 00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:52,560 We need to blast. 905 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:53,900 We need to be blast. 906 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,700 We need to blast within... 907 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:56,840 It's an hour. 908 00:58:57,060 --> 00:58:58,940 We've been on an hour, so we need to get going. 909 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,540 It's blaster, boss. 910 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:02,620 We'll see you later, bud. 911 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,720 Yeah, they're fucking sound. 912 00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:08,900 They're good guys. 913 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:09,900 I... 914 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:10,420 Oh, fuck. 915 00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:15,240 I give them a hard time, but that's only because... 916 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,480 If you treat them... 917 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,900 If you treat them well, you know, they're gonna try and pull the wool over your eyes or... 918 00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,540 Take advantage. 919 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:25,920 Now... 920 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,200 Elevator. 921 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,940 At least something works around here. 922 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,980 Barbie, thanks so much for the tip. 923 00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:38,900 Hopefully you're not in the chat. 924 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:39,620 There's someone... 925 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:42,880 Remember there was someone last year who made like 50 different accounts? 926 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,360 All of them Barbie related. 927 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,660 Just... 928 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,900 What a strange time to be alive. 929 00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:54,000 I actually went back and looked at the block list as well of that person. 930 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 And it seems as though... 931 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,000 They... 932 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,480 They have 50 accounts. 933 01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:04,220 This is how fucking demented it is. 934 01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,920 Giving you an insight here into the behind the scenes grief. 935 01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:10,800 I looked at the block list and that same bar... 936 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,820 I blocked 50 Barbie accounts. 937 01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,480 And it turns out you block someone. 938 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,780 Doesn't mean they still... 939 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,240 They do still exist. 940 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,640 It's not like they're fucking... 941 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,060 They've ended. 942 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,660 The same yoke had changed their name then... 943 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:25,660 To something else. 944 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,760 Someone else related. 945 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,400 Like... 946 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,560 I'm not going to say the name. 947 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,780 But it turns out they were a professional bully outfit or something. 948 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,760 Or a professional fucking troll outfit. 949 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,000 Because... 950 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,300 All the names then were relevant to this other person or this other channel. 951 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,700 And they were really vitriolic nasty fucking names as well. 952 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:43,700 So I mean... 953 01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:48,500 I shouldn't have said that because... 954 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,020 I do then... 955 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:50,300 You know... 956 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,160 If you have the knowledge... 957 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,900 You have the power... 958 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:52,460 This person... 959 01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:53,920 Whoever's watching now will know... 960 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,440 That they... 961 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,460 That I know... 962 01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,400 That they're a professional fucking troll. 963 01:00:58,340 --> 01:00:59,020 But I mean... 964 01:00:59,020 --> 01:00:59,640 What can you do? 965 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:01,560 I mean... 966 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,760 You can take it to Google... 967 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,840 But they don't fucking care. 968 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,280 Those guys do not care. 969 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,520 I was down there two weeks ago with Roro... 970 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,240 Rapping on the fucking windows. 971 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,160 Trying to get Roro's... 972 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,160 YouTube... 973 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,400 RudeTube... 974 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,520 Account... 975 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,300 Re-established. 976 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,180 They finally answered the door after fucking two hours of manic rapping. 977 01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:24,460 And... 978 01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,340 They said... 979 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:26,880 What's the matter? 980 01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:27,520 I said... 981 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:27,900 Who... 982 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:28,640 I said... 983 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,660 This is the matter. 984 01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:32,240 You need to get his fucking account up and running. 985 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:35,320 Or we're going to be staging a fucking six day protest out here. 986 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,320 Abdullah's... 987 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,180 Fucking... 988 01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:41,120 Pictures of the fucking Wolf Jones... 989 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,000 Of Pierce... 990 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,180 Connolly... 991 01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:45,380 We won't leave. 992 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,220 And they said... 993 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:47,840 What's wrong? 994 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,300 What's the matter? 995 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:48,760 I said... 996 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,480 Get his fucking RudeTube account up. 997 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,040 They said... 998 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:51,860 We're not RudeTube. 999 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,440 We're YouTube. 1000 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,280 Google is YouTube. 1001 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,440 I said... 1002 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:54,720 Right. 1003 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,600 Didn't know that. 1004 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,860 I'm fucking sorry for wasting your time. 1005 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:00,900 And with that... 1006 01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:04,740 We both went down to the Grand Canal Dock Doored Station. 1007 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,020 Got on a fucking train. 1008 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,600 Right out to Kleine. 1009 01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:14,380 Back to the gaff here. 1010 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,400 A few martinis. 1011 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,700 Then right back up into the sky base again. 1012 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:21,740 CJ. 1013 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,460 Thank you very much for your tip. 1014 01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:23,740 Bud... 1015 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:24,580 Budweiser. 1016 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,140 I hope you're getting on well Budski. 1017 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,200 Look. 1018 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,620 The good... 1019 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,360 The good times are going to fucking roll again. 1020 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,660 I do believe that. 1021 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:32,460 While I'm here. 1022 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,180 I might just have a little look where that donut came in from. 1023 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,100 The Barbie one. 1024 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,920 Because if we can link that fucking email address to the professional troll accounts. 1025 01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:43,700 Then we might be onto something here. 1026 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:46,140 Samantha. 1027 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,160 Look. 1028 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:47,620 Samantha. 1029 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:49,440 I want to say a big thank you. 1030 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,340 For that tip. 1031 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:53,180 For your continued support. 1032 01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:54,700 Okay. 1033 01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,540 So here we go. 1034 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,040 And it links back. 1035 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:57,760 Okay. 1036 01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,060 We've got a hotmail address. 1037 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:01,880 Yep. 1038 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,240 Okay. 1039 01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:12,980 Anyone in the chat there that knows about this sort of stuff. 1040 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,100 Where should I go with this hotmail address from the Barbie tipper? 1041 01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:19,700 And it's definitely the same fucker who did all those accounts. 1042 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:20,920 That we blocked. 1043 01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:24,920 We got their hotmail. 1044 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,660 We've got their fucking hotmail man. 1045 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,140 Google it. 1046 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,020 Let's have a look. 1047 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,260 I'm not going to let you know what that is. 1048 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:32,980 But let's... 1049 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,940 Fuck. 1050 01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:38,400 I should have kept this on the DL. 1051 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:38,400 I should have kept this on the DL. 1052 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,520 But why would I waste my own free time tracking down this guy? 1053 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,360 Do you know what? 1054 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,880 It didn't upset me. 1055 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:55,900 It didn't upset me until I saw the names have been changed from Barbie references to a targeted abuse at someone. 1056 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,080 And it was a female. 1057 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,060 I don't know who it is. 1058 01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:04,220 But it was saying awful shit in the title about her. 1059 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,020 Like... 1060 01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:10,260 I'd love to fucking put it to the community there. 1061 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,680 Community track down. 1062 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,840 I'm not going to dox. 1063 01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:15,300 You see, this is where I'm... 1064 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,020 This is where I don't slip up. 1065 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:18,100 I don't dox. 1066 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,400 But I do... 1067 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,300 Detect. 1068 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,240 Patrick Kerens. 1069 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,580 Can you do the Viper's voice? 1070 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,620 I actually can't, Pat. 1071 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,760 I don't know how to do that. 1072 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,920 That kind of nasally kind of voice. 1073 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,420 You know, a real tough one. 1074 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,380 A real tough one. 1075 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,860 But thanks for watching. 1076 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,120 I'm glad you're tuned in. 1077 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,660 Report the account for bullying. 1078 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,820 There's 50 different fucking accounts. 1079 01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,540 It was an email address created just to troll. 1080 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:02,420 So, not much. 1081 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:20,140 Do you know, I was reading a book there about the guy who started the fucking dark web job. 1082 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,000 And he got sent down for life. 1083 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,340 And he was like a family... 1084 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,280 He was not a family man. 1085 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,120 But he was like a clean cut. 1086 01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:31,540 You know, he's... 1087 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:35,740 He wasn't like a fucking cartel criminal. 1088 01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,860 He was like a computer whiz. 1089 01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:43,760 But in the end, he actually did fucking display signs of terrible moral judgment. 1090 01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:45,980 You know, ordering hitmans and shit like that. 1091 01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,700 But he fucking... 1092 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:49,700 He fucking... 1093 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,700 The way they caught him... 1094 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:56,440 There's a myriad of different trails and things like that that were going on. 1095 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,120 But it was amazing. 1096 01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,700 The one thing he fucked up on is... 1097 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:05,880 He'd seeded the new Silk Road website that he created on an online... 1098 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:06,820 On a fucking forum. 1099 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,380 And he'd said... 1100 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:09,380 Hey guys, check... 1101 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:13,000 Hey guys, check out the new fucking Silk Road. 1102 01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,820 You can buy anything. 1103 01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:16,660 And I'm paraphrasing. 1104 01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:29,100 He'd gone through a million layers of security on the fucking deep space web or wherever you call it. 1105 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,180 And encryption. 1106 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,320 All this stuff. 1107 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:39,380 But the fucking email address he'd registered on the forum... 1108 01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:41,380 To write that comment... 1109 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,340 Was his own fucking Gmail. 1110 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,440 So hopefully this guy here... 1111 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,480 We track him down now and he's seeding... 1112 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:53,560 He's seeding something. 1113 01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:05,380 What was the book called? 1114 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,380 Well, I can't remember. 1115 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,740 But it's something Silk Road. 1116 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,820 And I gotta tell you... 1117 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,820 There's a documentary about it as well. 1118 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,180 I saw the documentary... 1119 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,380 I saw the doc... 1120 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,380 And I thought... 1121 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:18,820 I'm gonna have to read the book. 1122 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,880 I watched the doc flicks... 1123 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,280 And I thought... 1124 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,820 I'm gonna have to flick through a few of the pages. 1125 01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:27,260 Because I want to get deep into the lit. 1126 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,720 Sorry, I'm just trying to track down this lad here. 1127 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:37,080 Black Mesa's still going. 1128 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,880 Fuck, will I do it later? 1129 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:40,840 Will I do it later? 1130 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:40,840 I'm gonna do it later. 1131 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:53,320 So far, there are no results. 1132 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,420 So it's a professional troll. 1133 01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:58,260 We're dealing with a professional troll, guys. 1134 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,940 50 YouTube accounts... 1135 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,940 When they get blocked... 1136 01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,120 The troll moves on to a different person. 1137 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,480 Insane. 1138 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,720 Insane level of dedication. 1139 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,080 Great work rate. 1140 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:17,960 Great work ethic. 1141 01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:19,540 Almost admirable. 1142 01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:21,820 Nasty morals. 1143 01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:23,840 Disgusting. 1144 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,160 But a fucking great worker. 1145 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,420 Samantha, thank you very much. 1146 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,680 Boz. 1147 01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:36,820 Boz man. 1148 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,920 Thank you very much. 1149 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,000 Thank you. 1150 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:44,640 Okay. 1151 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:44,640 Okay. 1152 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,700 You have the wannabe friends comments. 1153 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:54,340 No. 1154 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,640 Haven't reached them. 1155 01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,640 They just... 1156 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,380 It was a guy... 1157 01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,200 Thank you very much. 1158 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:00,920 Don't worry. 1159 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,480 It wasn't bad, but it was... 1160 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:05,740 It was just that the names were bad. 1161 01:09:05,820 --> 01:09:08,520 It kept on saying Barbie, and then after the Barbie... 1162 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:15,480 Barbie was just a suffix for what usually followed on to be an absolutely terrible... 1163 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,880 Barbie was a prefix. 1164 01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:23,700 Carl, thank you very much for what usually ends up being a... 1165 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:29,040 Having an absolutely disgusting and despicable suffix on the end of it. 1166 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,540 Wannabe friends, chats... 1167 01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,380 No, none of those. 1168 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,260 There's been none of the... 1169 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:41,220 The kind of weird kind of... 1170 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,260 Contacting outside... 1171 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,260 Outside hours... 1172 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:46,220 Through different means, you know. 1173 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:46,900 None of that. 1174 01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:48,940 Wasn't... 1175 01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:50,680 Wasn't Barbie donating too? 1176 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,260 See our gartersnake. 1177 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,480 Yes, indeed. 1178 01:09:54,540 --> 01:09:56,720 And that's what started this... 1179 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,780 Little trip down detective lane there. 1180 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:02,440 Ten minutes ago, we got a tip from... 1181 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,080 From Barbie again. 1182 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,440 I thought... 1183 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,840 That piqued my interest. 1184 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,200 That piqued my interest. 1185 01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:10,660 I thought we hadn't seen Barbie in a long time. 1186 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,760 But now... 1187 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,360 Now he's back again. 1188 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,060 Or she. 1189 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:22,100 Or she. 1190 01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:25,340 But you'd want to watch out. 1191 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,640 You don't want to feed the trolls. 1192 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,340 Because that's what they say. 1193 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,660 You know, you feed the trolls... 1194 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,100 Like little gremlins. 1195 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,360 You don't want to feed them. 1196 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,000 Trolls could be like gremlins, guys. 1197 01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:44,320 Track down a computer inside RTE. 1198 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,620 We've tracked you down. 1199 01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:50,400 The IP address comes from Donnybrook. 1200 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:54,620 We triangulated the address of the IP. 1201 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:56,300 The DNS server. 1202 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:58,740 Apparently there was a fucking... 1203 01:10:58,740 --> 01:11:00,200 There was a packet sent. 1204 01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:03,440 Two computers were talking to each other. 1205 01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:05,260 One from D4. 1206 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:08,180 Another one from inside the RTE campus. 1207 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,940 We're on to them. 1208 01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:11,260 We know who they are. 1209 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,860 It's the RTE Insider Twitter account. 1210 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,480 They're operating on a VPN. 1211 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,280 They're spilling the beans. 1212 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:23,700 On Nuacht. 1213 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:26,760 On Prayer at Bedtime Reboot. 1214 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,240 They fucking blew the lid. 1215 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,860 They blew the load on the fucking Primetime... 1216 01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:34,520 Prayer at Bedtime Reboot. 1217 01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:37,000 That was going to shock and awe the public. 1218 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,700 At 6pm and 12 every day. 1219 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,660 Liam, thanks so much, Budski. 1220 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,160 Going to keep moving here. 1221 01:11:49,420 --> 01:11:50,700 Because if you've just joined, 1222 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,780 you've reached a man talking about a load of nonsense. 1223 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:56,500 We need to get back into Black Mesa. 1224 01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:57,760 Black Mercedes. 1225 01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,100 Black Mercedes. 1226 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,960 Great motors, Konzo, says Carl. 1227 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:04,680 Thanks so much. 1228 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,220 Don't worry, thank you. 1229 01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:10,200 Right, let's get going. 1230 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:10,960 Where's the action? 1231 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,200 We haven't fired a gun here. 1232 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,300 But before you do, 1233 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,300 activate the electron multiplier 1234 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,340 and report the readings from the microchannel. 1235 01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:18,500 Gordon, I'm in the middle of something here. 1236 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,020 A stunning new docuseries. 1237 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,560 A stunning new A-part docuseries 1238 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,580 on the RTE Insider. 1239 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,040 Narrated by Connor Williams. 1240 01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:32,780 For RTE. 1241 01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:35,720 In association with Konzo Productions. 1242 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,760 We bring you down to the test lab of ideas. 1243 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,500 We go, we go, 1244 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:46,280 we scratch beneath the surface 1245 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,840 and find out who was sending 1246 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,720 illicit tweets from inside Donnybrook. 1247 01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:53,380 We know who they are. 1248 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,140 Do they know who we are? 1249 01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:56,400 We're going to doorstep. 1250 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:58,620 Join us episode 6 1251 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:01,220 when we finally doorstep the RTE Insider. 1252 01:13:04,140 --> 01:13:05,160 Excuse me. 1253 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,680 Have you got a moment for Konzo? 1254 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,600 Have you got a moment for RTE? 1255 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:10,600 It's Konzo. 1256 01:13:10,860 --> 01:13:11,980 Connor Williams for RTE. 1257 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,720 Conor investigates for RTE. 1258 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,720 Great. 1259 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,720 Great. 1260 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,720 Great. 1261 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,720 Great. 1262 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,720 Great. 1263 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,720 Great. 1264 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,720 Great. 1265 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,720 Great stuff, lads. 1266 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,720 Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for- 1267 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,720 -I don't know. -I don't know. 1268 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,720 -I don't know. -I don't know. 1269 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,720 -I don't know. -Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. 1270 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,720 He's a highly trained professional. 1271 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,720 We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong. 1272 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,720 Yes. 1273 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,720 You're right. 1274 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:51,720 Gordon, we have complete confidence in you. 1275 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,720 Great stuff, lads. 1276 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:55,720 Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now. 1277 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,720 Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for- 1278 01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,720 A nice swift nine holes. 1279 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,720 And then to Kylie's. 1280 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,720 For a fucking scalp of jars. 1281 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,720 How about that? 1282 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,720 How about you? 1283 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,720 How you getting on, big lion? 1284 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,720 Wanna swing by Kylie's later? 1285 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,720 Yeah, it's still open. 1286 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,720 They're pretending it's closed, but I mean- 1287 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,720 I've got the Kylie's gold card. 1288 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,720 Can bring you down there later on. 1289 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:29,720 We can access it through- 1290 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,720 You can't go through the doors. 1291 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720 I'm telling him about Kylie's, man. 1292 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,720 I'm just savoring the moment. 1293 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,720 I exactly say- 1294 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,720 One day he'll look back to this as the beginning of his illustrious career. 1295 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,720 We might. 1296 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,720 We might look back later on when we're fucking three sheets to the wind. 1297 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,720 But look, we can fucking access Kylie's through a- 1298 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:50,720 There's no need for performance anxiety, Dr. Freeman. 1299 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720 Don't worry, there'll be no performance anxiety. 1300 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,720 Of course not. 1301 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,720 You're a seasoned pro right now. 1302 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,720 You fucking got- 1303 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,720 You can say that twice. 1304 01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:01,720 You can access Kylie's through a fucking secret chamber base, 1305 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:06,720 which goes from underneath Donny RTE Studios and goes right into Kylie's. 1306 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,720 It was designed by Pat Kenny and installed by Joe Duffy. 1307 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720 Secret- 1308 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:14,720 He's a secret scalper. 1309 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,720 Joe Duff. 1310 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:20,720 J-Duff's. 1311 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,720 I was talking to J-Duff's earlier on. 1312 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:30,720 He was giving it the fucking 715-895 on the dog and whistle. 1313 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:31,720 Wash your hat. 1314 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:32,720 1850. 1315 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,720 715-895. 1316 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,720 Don't worry, thanks so much. 1317 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:39,720 Alright, Gordon. 1318 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,720 Your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. 1319 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,720 The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. 1320 01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:50,720 Now, if you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, 1321 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,720 that way we can break the anti-mask spectrometer to 80% 1322 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,720 and hold it there until the carrier arrives. 1323 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,720 I wonder there's auto save on the quick save. 1324 01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,720 Okay. 1325 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,720 Need a little bit more ish. 1326 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:06,720 Back in a minute there. 1327 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:08,720 Back in a minute, guys. 1328 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:10,720 Back in a minute. 1329 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,720 Back in a minzo. 1330 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,720 Is this thing on? 1331 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,720 Gordon. 1332 01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:19,720 Climb up and start the rotors. 1333 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:20,720 Gordon. 1334 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,720 Are you not hearing me? 1335 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,720 Climb up and start the rotors, please. 1336 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:33,720 Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the rotors, please. 1337 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,720 Dr. Freeman, please. 1338 01:16:46,720 --> 01:17:16,700 How's it going, guys? Connor Williams here, former senior sales executive, Mercedes Ireland. Now, Half-Life extraordinaire. Black Mesa style, the reboot, the remaster, the reimagining of a classic. 1339 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:46,680 Streaming to you live from the luxury confines of my second holiday home. Precise location, non-disclosed. You don't want that fucking Barbie freak parking up his car outside and trying to fucking get out of the way. 1340 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:56,680 I'm sorry about that. I just have an irrational fear of fucking loony tuners. 1341 01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:23,620 You have a beautiful home, says Human. Human, thanks so much, bud. I really hope you're getting on well. I can tell you have a beautiful soul. I really do. I really can. I mean. 1342 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:38,680 What have we got here? Let's have a little look at some kind-hearted messages here. Auntie MC. Thanks so much, Auntie MC. It's just fucking... 1343 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:56,680 Last four words. I really am. The Jerry Ann reaction to Frank Court should win an IFTA. That sounds fantastic. I'll have to tell Francis about that. Spuzz... Spuzz... Spud... Spuzz Spud. Thank you very much. 1344 01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:14,680 Have a San Pell in the RTE canteen on me. You're a fucking kind-hearted kind-hatcher. Thanks so much. Very kind of you. And Donal Murray and Dr. Breen. 1345 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:37,680 That's the kind of clap that you deserve. One of those fucking slow starts. Real slow burner. Love the slow burn claps, you know. I really do. Thank you so much. Donal Murray. 1346 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:45,680 Bad news, Connor. You're gonna have to fire a few more of those nerds. No work etiquette. 1347 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:51,680 Hopefully not. Hopefully you can just dispatch them when I get some sort of gun or weapon. Liam, been watching your stuff since I was a wee young fella. 1348 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:59,680 Keep doing what you do. Liam, thanks so much, man. I'm gonna keep doing... If you're watching, if you're all watching out there, I'm gonna keep doing... 1349 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:09,680 And if Francis Higgins continues to allow me to log in on his channel and stream on his channel... 1350 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:21,680 There's no fucking end in sight. There's no end in sight. It's an absolute pleasure and a joy. Ode to joy. To be able to fucking... 1351 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:35,680 Press a few buttons. Flick a few switches. A few flick lifters. And it's a pleasure to have you watching. It's about really... It's... 1352 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,840 I'll be watching as well, it really is. 1353 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,840 Ben McGarry, thank you very much. 1354 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,640 What the McGarry is going on there? 1355 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,840 Don't like the look of this, guys. 1356 01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:03,040 It's getting a little bit hairy down there. 1357 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:09,040 We cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level, nor how long the reading will take. 1358 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,040 But please work as quickly as you can. 1359 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:19,040 David Lynch engineered the machines as Sean. Disgusting. 1360 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,040 Generous tip-a-rooney. 1361 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,040 You're an absolute youth. 1362 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,040 Something about a Jack Russell there. 1363 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,040 Where am I meant to go here? I need to go downtown. 1364 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,040 Get downstairs. 1365 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,040 It's a joke. 1366 01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,040 It's a joke machine. 1367 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,040 It's a joke. It's a fucking joke machine. 1368 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,040 Whoever made it. 1369 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,040 Am I meant to get into that? 1370 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,040 Do I get into that? 1371 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:12,040 What's that? 1372 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:21,040 Whoa! 1373 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:26,040 And now I'm dead. 1374 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:26,040 Well that wasn't meant to happen was it? 1375 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,040 You're not meant to fucking jump into the yoke. 1376 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:27,040 Onwards. Onwards and upwards. 1377 01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,040 Free Spike Fox, thank you very much for your turn. 1378 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,040 Jamie J Car. 1379 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,040 Thanks so much Budski. I hope you're getting on well Budweiser. 1380 01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,040 We'll take it from here. 1381 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,040 We might hit the links later on. 1382 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:34,040 After this little seance here. 1383 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,040 3, 2, 1. 1384 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,040 3, 2, 1. 1385 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1386 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:38,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1387 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1388 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1389 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1390 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1391 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1392 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1393 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1394 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1395 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1396 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1397 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1398 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1399 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1400 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:52,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1401 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1402 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1403 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1404 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1405 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1406 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1407 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1408 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1409 01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:01,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1410 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:02,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1411 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1412 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1413 01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:05,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1414 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,040 I'm sure you're getting on the way. 1415 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:11,040 Okay, Garde took my CBD. 1416 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:14,040 Says we're meant to push the little crystal swing yoke. 1417 01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:17,040 Here we go. 1418 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,040 What's this? 1419 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,040 Where's the fucking yoker? 1420 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:31,040 Where's the little crystal swinger? 1421 01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:35,040 Where's the hucklebook? 1422 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,040 Uh, it's probably not a problem. 1423 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,040 Probably. 1424 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,040 But I'm showing a small discrepancy in... 1425 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,040 Well, no. 1426 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,040 It's well with an acceptable notice again. 1427 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,040 Sustaining sequence. 1428 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:51,040 That's good to hear, Jamie. 1429 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,040 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. 1430 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:53,040 Jamie, Jamie. 1431 01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,040 It should be coming up to you at any moment. 1432 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,040 Look to the delivery system for your specimen. 1433 01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:04,040 Come on, there we go. 1434 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,040 Little crystal swing. 1435 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:09,040 Little crystal yoke in the middle of the hands there. 1436 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:13,040 And now we push that standard insertion. 1437 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,040 We've done this a million times. 1438 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,040 Don't know why they're doing it in the first place. 1439 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,040 There we go. 1440 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:20,040 We're going to go. 1441 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:21,040 Shit, get out of there. 1442 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:22,040 Fucking blowing up. 1443 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,040 You know who I am? 1444 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,040 Open the door. 1445 01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,040 Do you know who I am? 1446 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:36,040 I'm going to have your job unless you open the door. 1447 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,040 No. 1448 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:51,040 Nooo! Mercen-e-e-s! Nooo! Shurek! Nooo! Kylie's! Kylie's! Secret entrance to Kylie's! 1449 01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:01,040 Absolutely fucking huckle-bucked out of it man. Derek's swing, eat your heart out. 1450 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:10,040 What's this? Where am I meant to go? What's going on lizards? 1451 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:24,040 Fucking hell, we better get the tech boys onto this. Uh oh. Galanga. Your man's saying Galanga again. 1452 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:39,040 Royal Birkdale. Thanks so much Royal Birkdale. Unforeseen Consequences. Unforeseen Consequences. 1453 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:49,040 That's gonna be the new action film, uh, Conor Productions are gonna be making. We pitched it to L.A. 1454 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:56,040 When the lockdown freezes over. We're gonna fucking pitch it to a few upmarket production hawks out there. 1455 01:25:56,040 --> 01:26:05,040 As you know, L.A. is the hotbed for production. Doesn't even- even if you're making shit. It doesn't matter as long as it's made in L.A. 1456 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:17,040 People know you're a serious player in the biz. I know a good guy out there. He talks a good game and he sends great emails. And uh... 1457 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:37,040 He reckons we can get something hustled up on. Unforeseen Consequences. It's basically like Michael Flatley's action movie starring himself but with me. Uh, an action movie about me. Written by me. Directed by me. Starring me. Okay, now we can get in here. 1458 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:44,040 *Mario's voice* 1459 01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,040 *Mario's voice* 1460 01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,040 *Mario's voice* 1461 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,040 "Konzo will be blushing if he knew about the filth" 1462 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,040 "What's the filth?" 1463 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,040 "Is there a fucking thing?" 1464 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:55,040 "Is it there?" 1465 01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:58,040 "Is there filth in the chat?" 1466 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,040 "Because if it needs to go we can get it going" 1467 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:04,040 "Frumpty Shumpkins" 1468 01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:05,040 "Thanks so much" 1469 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,040 "Someone's getting fucking CPR here" 1470 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,040 "How do we crouch?" 1471 01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:10,040 "Okay" 1472 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,040 "You alright bud?" 1473 01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,040 "You alright Budweiser?" 1474 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,040 "It's Connor" 1475 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,040 "Damn it breathe" 1476 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,040 "It's Connor" 1477 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:22,040 "You alright bud?" 1478 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:27,040 "Stay with us pal" 1479 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,040 "Think of the Sam Pell" 1480 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:32,040 "Think of the Mercedes" 1481 01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:37,040 "I know you don't have one yet but you're gonna earn your way to the top" 1482 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,040 "Come on lad" 1483 01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,040 "Please" 1484 01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:45,040 "I hope you had fucking Zurich" 1485 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,040 "I hope you had" 1486 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,040 "Breathe" 1487 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,040 "Okay we're" 1488 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,040 "He's gone" 1489 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,040 "He's busted" 1490 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,040 "Let's go" 1491 01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:52,040 "Let's save" 1492 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,040 "Save ourselves" 1493 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,040 "Jobb" 1494 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:55,040 "Morning" 1495 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,040 "Sector C 1496 01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,040 Elevator failure" 1497 01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,040 "Do not fuse" 1498 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,040 "Thanks very much Frumpty" 1499 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:10,040 "And also thanks so much to Key & T Business Hawk" 1500 01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,040 "Careful with cats and kittens in LA" 1501 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,040 "They'll fleece ya" 1502 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,040 "On the CG" 1503 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,040 "On the CGI" 1504 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,040 "CG what?" 1505 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,040 "CG who?" 1506 01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,040 "Attention" 1507 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,040 "Security personnel 2" 1508 01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,040 "Sector A" 1509 01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,040 "Immediacy" 1510 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:23,040 "Ahh" 1511 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:24,040 "What the fuck?" 1512 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,040 "What the fuck?" 1513 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,040 "E pickup" 1514 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,040 "Oh we can pick up this detritus here" 1515 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,040 "See that detritus?" 1516 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,040 "Fuck that over there" 1517 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:30,040 "There's more det- there's more detritus there" 1518 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:31,040 "Fuck that VCR" 1519 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,040 "Who's watching tapes?" 1520 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,040 "Bit of sheet metal bit of galvanize" 1521 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:40,220 here. E-pickup. Oh, we can pick up this detritus here. See that detritus? Fuck that over there. 1522 01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:48,160 There's more detritus there. Fuck that VCR. Who's watching tapes? Bit of sheet metal, 1523 01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:55,560 bit of galvanized. See you later. Another bit of galv. Another sheet of fucking Paul 1524 01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:25,540 Galvan. There we go. A bin. Belongs in the fucking bin. It's a lot of yolk. Get rid of that. And now, and now we're in the lift. And now that's work. And now we're in another fucking room here full of- Ah, it's the same pair of lemons as- You messed up, lads. You messed up. You messed up. 1525 01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:55,520 You messed up. Yeah, good job. We have the best man on the job. You and him. That was a joke. Premium dope. 1526 01:29:55,520 --> 01:30:08,860 Jesus Christ, what about Barry? 1527 01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:11,100 From finance. 1528 01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,420 He donned a lab coat. 1529 01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,320 And that was the last, that was the fucking worst mistake he ever made. 1530 01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:19,440 And it'll be the last one as well. 1531 01:30:20,660 --> 01:30:21,820 Barry from finance. 1532 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:22,640 Fuck. 1533 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:28,380 He won't get to play in the Classic this year. 1534 01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,760 He had a handicap of fucking five. 1535 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,620 That's how good he was. 1536 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,080 Shame, man. 1537 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:38,120 Fucking shame. 1538 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,420 What's the sitch, lads? 1539 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,360 What's the sitch with the brain, the brain vessel? 1540 01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:48,380 We're gonna get this little guy out or what? 1541 01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,620 Is he sound or is he a bit of a dodgeballer? 1542 01:30:50,620 --> 01:30:56,420 Let's go. 1543 01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:59,780 Thanks very much, thirsty chat, Comzatz. 1544 01:31:03,940 --> 01:31:05,680 Oh, God, no. 1545 01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:08,920 No. 1546 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:13,720 Fuck ya. 1547 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:15,220 Throw a cup at ya. 1548 01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:17,040 Let us out. 1549 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,000 We need to get out of here, guys. 1550 01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,640 Connor's trapped, guys. 1551 01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:26,680 Jesus. 1552 01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:28,760 The hell is that? 1553 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:31,340 That guy's fucked. 1554 01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:33,340 He's dead, guys. 1555 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,180 Can scare, guys. 1556 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,720 Lasers. 1557 01:31:48,780 --> 01:31:49,740 Laser twist. 1558 01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:54,900 Come on, save yourself. 1559 01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:56,640 Ah. 1560 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,080 Pulsed out of it, man. 1561 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,240 It's fucking absolutely... 1562 01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,160 ...done in. 1563 01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:07,380 Let's get the hell out of here. 1564 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,520 It's an absolute joke. 1565 01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:10,180 The place is a fucking joke. 1566 01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:20,160 Super Ted, thanks so much for the tip. 1567 01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:22,360 It's very, very kind of you. 1568 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:26,080 Say hello to Spotty and Texas Pete. 1569 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:31,940 I was actually hanging out with Texas Pete there a few weeks ago. 1570 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,140 He's after buying shares in Guinness. 1571 01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,500 He reckons they're going to see a real uptick. 1572 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,340 During phase three, when we finally get to grips with him. 1573 01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:49,040 Whoa. 1574 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:50,940 What the fuck is that, man? 1575 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:51,180 How do we... 1576 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:55,120 Jesus. 1577 01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:58,180 That crang yolk from, uh... 1578 01:32:58,180 --> 01:32:59,420 From the turtles. 1579 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,140 Maybe I can put one of these on him. 1580 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,940 Crang yolk from the turtles. 1581 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,180 There he's... 1582 01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:15,840 He's a nasty little mincer. 1583 01:33:17,340 --> 01:33:18,060 He's a... 1584 01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:18,900 Do you know what he is? 1585 01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:19,700 He's a fucking... 1586 01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:20,640 Any damage. 1587 01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:21,480 Control team. 1588 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,560 He's a dirt. 1589 01:33:23,740 --> 01:33:24,320 He's an absolute... 1590 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:25,140 He's a little dirt. 1591 01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:29,140 But, uh... 1592 01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:32,300 Guinness are going to start selling crangs now, I believe, as well. 1593 01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:32,740 During... 1594 01:33:32,740 --> 01:33:33,980 Once phase three hits. 1595 01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:36,740 Apparently they, uh... 1596 01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:39,300 They're great assets to have around the house. 1597 01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:41,300 And tried... 1598 01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:43,780 And tried and tested times. 1599 01:33:43,780 --> 01:33:54,660 Now we're back here again. Any backseat gamers there want to tell me where to go here, what to do? 1600 01:34:07,540 --> 01:34:29,340 Get the bin in the door, crouch. You can't crouch through the fucking door. Oh, you can! Just want to take a moment there to apologize to... to Donald Murray. Who else but Donald Murray? He's always there with the tips, the right tips at the right time of what to do in the game. 1601 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,280 My heart goes out to you, Donald. Thank you. 1602 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:51,440 Did you get on to see her again? They're waiting for your call. They want to help you. Help us help you, Donald. 1603 01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:56,760 I will tell you. 1604 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:15,400 Grid, Grid Rain. Thank you very much, Conzo. During these trying times, the private emergency service of Elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force has been refocused. 1605 01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:28,580 If you ever need WFH security, automatic email, facial AI for online meetings, auto timesheet services, just holler. 1606 01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:42,900 That's fantastic. It's great to have a really clued-in IT gremlin out there, ready to fucking flick swishers. Flick swishers. Flick a few fucking flick swishers. 1607 01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,180 Press a few knob buttons. 1608 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,120 And type in a few passwords. 1609 01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:50,060 The drop of a hat. 1610 01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:57,420 Let's go. Let's go. Let's take a quick save here. Things are heating up here in Black Mesa. 1611 01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,120 Ah, poor Reginald. 1612 01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:05,460 Absolutely creamed. 1613 01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,760 Fucking... He's racked. 1614 01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:12,960 Sector C. Science. Personnel. 1615 01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:15,800 Police report status immediately. 1616 01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:16,960 Shit! 1617 01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:20,100 Get the hell out of here! 1618 01:36:21,060 --> 01:36:23,700 Flick lifters. 1619 01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:26,860 Swish... Swish flickers. 1620 01:36:31,260 --> 01:36:35,100 You should see the cockpit interior. The new fucking E-Class. 1621 01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:39,420 It's got a vast array of knobs, screens, buttons, and turny yokes. 1622 01:36:42,220 --> 01:36:45,080 You won't understand until you know. 1623 01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:50,680 Upstairs. Downstairs. It didn't look good down there, 1624 01:36:50,740 --> 01:36:51,400 so we'll go up. 1625 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,420 The only way is up. 1626 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:55,300 But as we know, 1627 01:36:56,260 --> 01:36:57,280 what goes up 1628 01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:59,960 must come down. 1629 01:37:01,540 --> 01:37:02,620 You know who said that? 1630 01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:06,680 I'm not sure who it was, 1631 01:37:06,740 --> 01:37:07,880 but he was fucking smart. 1632 01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:11,340 Give me a gun. 1633 01:37:12,940 --> 01:37:13,900 Give me a gun. 1634 01:37:15,940 --> 01:37:18,620 Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up. 1635 01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:18,620 Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up. 1636 01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:19,960 Yeah, if you have a pistol or something. 1637 01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:23,120 It's time to take down a few alley cats. 1638 01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:25,940 Look at this lot. He's gone. 1639 01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:26,340 Oh. 1640 01:37:28,660 --> 01:37:29,160 Ah! 1641 01:37:34,740 --> 01:37:35,940 They're disgusting, come on! 1642 01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:39,420 Follow me! 1643 01:37:40,420 --> 01:37:44,900 There's a lot here, he's left something on the ground, a pickup flare, okay, what will that do for me? 1644 01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:46,300 What will this do for me? 1645 01:37:49,220 --> 01:37:50,820 Maybe I'll scare them, will it? 1646 01:37:56,900 --> 01:37:57,540 Let's go! 1647 01:37:57,540 --> 01:37:58,900 This place is in bad shape. 1648 01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:00,500 You don't say? 1649 01:38:12,740 --> 01:38:18,180 I've got principal photography on the, uh, Connor Investigates tomorrow, starts tomorrow. 1650 01:38:20,020 --> 01:38:27,220 So I said I won't be up late to- oh, I won't be up late doing this, but I mean, it certainly peaked my interest, let me tell you. 1651 01:38:27,220 --> 01:38:33,060 I mean, I'm gonna get rid of this fuckin' yoke, this alarm. 1652 01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:38,500 Take the phone, let's go, let's just go. 1653 01:38:41,380 --> 01:38:43,300 I'll use the phone against an enemy. 1654 01:38:46,740 --> 01:38:48,740 Hey lads, it's your mom! 1655 01:38:51,540 --> 01:38:51,860 Fuck. 1656 01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:56,100 I think I think I just got a promotion. 1657 01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:58,740 Go on! 1658 01:38:58,740 --> 01:38:59,940 That's it. 1659 01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,060 Hit him again. 1660 01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:02,580 Hit him where it hurts. 1661 01:39:04,420 --> 01:39:05,700 Send his boss an email. 1662 01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,820 Send the company an email. 1663 01:39:08,820 --> 01:39:10,020 I'll have you in the middle. 1664 01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:10,660 I'll have you in the middle. 1665 01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:15,780 Goodnight and God bless. 1666 01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:17,220 You fuckin' creep. 1667 01:39:17,940 --> 01:39:20,180 Don't ever come around my gaff again. 1668 01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:20,660 Yeah. 1669 01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:20,740 Yeah. 1670 01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:22,500 You're not welcome. 1671 01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:24,580 You're not welcome. 1672 01:39:27,380 --> 01:39:29,620 Didn't even have the courtesy to get your nails done. 1673 01:39:31,860 --> 01:39:35,220 You need to go down to the shopping center and get your nails done with all the women. 1674 01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,820 Cause your claws are fuckin' disgusting. 1675 01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:39,460 Did you hear that? 1676 01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:40,740 Oh, he's dead. 1677 01:39:41,460 --> 01:39:42,580 He's dead, it doesn't matter. 1678 01:39:42,580 --> 01:39:43,300 Come on! 1679 01:39:43,300 --> 01:39:44,020 Come on, John! 1680 01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:48,180 It's great having John with us because he's got a gun. 1681 01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:53,300 I could do it myself, but I mean, I haven't got a gun yet. 1682 01:39:53,300 --> 01:39:54,340 I could shoot like that. 1683 01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:56,420 I'm not scared. 1684 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,620 I'm not scared of these bastards. 1685 01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:05,540 Where the fuck are we going, John? 1686 01:40:09,380 --> 01:40:10,020 Fuck. 1687 01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:10,980 What's going on there? 1688 01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:11,860 What's more of those things? 1689 01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:17,620 He was doing something to him. 1690 01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:20,740 Poor bastard. 1691 01:40:21,540 --> 01:40:22,580 What a way to go. 1692 01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:25,380 Oh, look. 1693 01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:27,380 A little chicken in the microwave. 1694 01:40:32,820 --> 01:40:33,460 Oh, no! 1695 01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,820 Let's get out of here, John. 1696 01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:38,980 Get the hell out of here. 1697 01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:42,660 Maybe down here. 1698 01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:45,940 Fuckin'... 1699 01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:54,340 Your man's still in the jacks. Look, we gave him the jacks paper earlier on. 1700 01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,300 Oh, no! 1701 01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:02,260 No! 1702 01:41:04,660 --> 01:41:05,460 Get him, John! 1703 01:41:07,060 --> 01:41:07,460 John! 1704 01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:09,460 Kill him! 1705 01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:12,580 Get him, John! 1706 01:41:12,580 --> 01:41:13,460 That's it. 1707 01:41:13,460 --> 01:41:16,420 Sickner. What a fuckin' sickner. 1708 01:41:18,020 --> 01:41:19,140 Disgusting yolk. 1709 01:41:19,140 --> 01:41:19,940 And that lad. 1710 01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:23,140 4.99 in Tesco. 1711 01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:25,620 Corn fed. 1712 01:41:27,140 --> 01:41:29,140 10 meters squared to range. 1713 01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:31,140 Come on! 1714 01:41:31,140 --> 01:41:31,700 Corn fed. 1715 01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:31,700 Corn fed. 1716 01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:32,660 Corn fed. 1717 01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:34,260 Corn fed. 1718 01:41:34,260 --> 01:41:39,860 And it's got all the wonderment of a 10 square meter Faraday cage. 1719 01:41:41,140 --> 01:41:42,900 Which to fuckin' roam around. 1720 01:41:45,300 --> 01:41:47,220 What the Romans did for us, John, huh? 1721 01:41:47,220 --> 01:41:48,980 Come on! Follow me, man! 1722 01:41:48,980 --> 01:41:52,740 We need to get to this fuckin' place where I can get a gun, John. 1723 01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:57,700 Your new name is Gun John, because you have a gun, John. 1724 01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:02,020 Little gun, John, yeah. 1725 01:42:02,660 --> 01:42:03,300 Whoa, no! 1726 01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:10,020 Fuckin' scary when you don't have the weapons, John. 1727 01:42:11,460 --> 01:42:13,140 Scary when you don't have the weapons. 1728 01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:17,300 Don't point that at me. 1729 01:42:19,940 --> 01:42:21,140 You fuckin' mad sir. 1730 01:42:25,380 --> 01:42:27,620 Oh, there's this little gunger down there, man. 1731 01:42:27,620 --> 01:42:27,940 Get him. 1732 01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:30,900 He's listening to grunge, he is. 1733 01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:32,660 Fuckin' Pearl Jam. 1734 01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,500 Nirvarnar. 1735 01:42:38,340 --> 01:42:41,300 Take that bin, you fuckin' rock roomer. 1736 01:42:42,020 --> 01:42:43,620 Back to the rock room with you. 1737 01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:46,740 Back to the grunge room with you. 1738 01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:47,460 Get out. 1739 01:42:54,740 --> 01:42:57,540 That's what you get for listening to fuckin' bad motor finger. 1740 01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,420 Couple of, couple of meaners. 1741 01:43:02,420 --> 01:43:04,420 Couple of mega meanies there, John. 1742 01:43:04,420 --> 01:43:04,900 Get 'em. 1743 01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:08,340 Fuckin' mega meansters. 1744 01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:12,260 Disgusting mean girls. 1745 01:43:12,260 --> 01:43:19,460 Ah, the fuckin' internet is gone, John. 1746 01:43:20,420 --> 01:43:21,700 The internet is gone. 1747 01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,980 Stone fuckin' temple pilots, John. 1748 01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:29,220 You never told your Bono anecdote. 1749 01:43:29,780 --> 01:43:30,900 I'll tell that now. 1750 01:43:32,580 --> 01:43:33,220 So me. 1751 01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:34,180 Come in, anybody. 1752 01:43:34,900 --> 01:43:36,340 This is Sector C. 1753 01:43:36,340 --> 01:43:37,300 Damien Rice. 1754 01:43:38,820 --> 01:43:40,740 D-Rice, as we call her in the biz. 1755 01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:43,380 We have a code red emergency situation here. 1756 01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:43,620 We have a code red emergency situation here. 1757 01:43:43,620 --> 01:43:43,620 We have a code red emergency situation here. 1758 01:43:43,620 --> 01:43:43,700 We have a code red emergency situation here. 1759 01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:44,660 Ronahtnick. 1760 01:43:44,660 --> 01:43:45,220 Jordan. 1761 01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:47,140 Bono. 1762 01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:51,380 And Glen Hansard on Zoom. 1763 01:43:53,140 --> 01:43:57,700 We are discussing the ins and outs of boiled rice versus fried. 1764 01:43:58,340 --> 01:44:02,100 Damien Rice starts going off on a real fuckin' rice tangent. 1765 01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:06,260 In the end, we had to fuckin' appease him. 1766 01:44:07,220 --> 01:44:08,500 He wouldn't stop talking. 1767 01:44:09,060 --> 01:44:16,740 We had to appease him by throwing on a video of, uh, Tim Rice explaining how he made the musics. 1768 01:44:16,740 --> 01:44:18,180 The musics for all the musicals. 1769 01:44:19,940 --> 01:44:22,100 Damien Rice started fuckin' sittin' down. 1770 01:44:22,100 --> 01:44:25,620 He got distracted by that then, you know, and stopped going on about rice. 1771 01:44:25,620 --> 01:44:31,220 He was really just like, really harshening the buzz, 'cause we were in South Africa at the time 1772 01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:37,140 at the Corona event with the, uh, the models and Johnny Ronan and Johnny Ronan's iPhone as well. 1773 01:44:38,260 --> 01:44:44,820 Johnny Ronan had just got the brand new iPhone SE, which if you don't know, it's basically, 1774 01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:51,700 you're packing an iPhone 7 or 8 in like a real nice handy small time phone. 1775 01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:52,980 It's got a lot of power. 1776 01:44:52,980 --> 01:44:54,500 It's got a great chip in it. 1777 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:56,180 It can do a lot of cool stuff. 1778 01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:59,300 Some of the shit mobile games he was playing were insane. 1779 01:45:00,580 --> 01:45:03,780 You had one that was like, um, Fluffy the Cat. 1780 01:45:04,660 --> 01:45:09,620 And, uh, it's just like a cat simulation where it's, he lives in a gaff. 1781 01:45:10,260 --> 01:45:13,780 You have your mates around like fuckin' elephants and giraffes and shit like that. 1782 01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,820 You watch films and stuff. 1783 01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:18,020 Unbelievable it was. 1784 01:45:18,740 --> 01:45:20,500 And he really enjoyed playing in as well. 1785 01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:21,140 Hello? 1786 01:45:21,140 --> 01:45:28,580 'Cause we'll turn that down, sorry, 'cause as you know, Jero had a fuckin' bad, bad situation going on with the, 1787 01:45:29,380 --> 01:45:31,460 the media back home. 1788 01:45:31,460 --> 01:45:34,100 'Cause they, they got a hold of one of his videos. 1789 01:45:35,220 --> 01:45:37,380 I don't know how it fuckin' slipped through the net, to be honest. 1790 01:45:38,420 --> 01:45:39,380 And they took him to town. 1791 01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:43,620 They fuckin' took him down. They dragged him over our coals. 1792 01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:51,860 And, uh, I said, Jero, you're gonna have to come out, man, and say something. 1793 01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:54,180 Fuckin' press release or something. 1794 01:45:56,900 --> 01:45:59,460 He wasn't listening. He was too busy playing with Fluffy the Cat. 1795 01:46:00,660 --> 01:46:05,460 He said, "Look at this game, Connor. It's fuckin' fantastic. You're a cat in a gaff. 1796 01:46:06,420 --> 01:46:07,780 You can have all your mates around." 1797 01:46:09,380 --> 01:46:12,820 I said, "That's good, but the fuckin' press are absolutely crucifying your Jero." 1798 01:46:14,020 --> 01:46:23,300 And Bono piped up a self-penned fuckin' song in Italian. I actually sung it in Italian. 1799 01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:29,540 About Jero. Only a week after he fuckin' sang a song to the Italians in English. 1800 01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:34,820 And, uh, we all shed a solitary tear down our cheeks. 1801 01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:38,740 One, for Bono's amazing fuckin' vocal performance. 1802 01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:42,340 Two, for his fantastic grasp of Italian. 1803 01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:44,340 And three, a final tear. 1804 01:46:46,020 --> 01:46:48,740 For the future betterment of Jero Enterprises. 1805 01:46:49,540 --> 01:46:55,300 And with that, I picked up the iPhone SE and fucked it out the window into a swimming pool. 1806 01:46:56,580 --> 01:47:01,860 Jero started to lose his shit. I said, "Don't worry, Jero. It's beyond splash-proof. 1807 01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:05,140 You can play it after you've wrote the fuckin' press release." 1808 01:47:06,660 --> 01:47:10,020 That's the story of how Jero managed to redeem himself. 1809 01:47:11,940 --> 01:47:16,260 From an absolute fuckin' hounding by the Irish press. 1810 01:47:17,380 --> 01:47:19,540 He's a good guy, and he's got all your backs. 1811 01:47:20,420 --> 01:47:23,860 And Milos, thanks so much, Milos. 1812 01:47:25,140 --> 01:47:25,860 You're a good guy. 1813 01:47:28,820 --> 01:47:31,540 Now, getting a bit late in the day. It's ten to one. 1814 01:47:32,660 --> 01:47:38,420 But it's an exciting chapter in the Black Misa storybook. 1815 01:47:38,980 --> 01:47:39,540 Book. 1816 01:47:42,900 --> 01:47:45,460 Pickled onions. Thanks very much, Bud. Budski. 1817 01:47:51,380 --> 01:47:56,660 Maybe another 20 minutes of this. Maybe not. 1818 01:48:03,300 --> 01:48:05,700 Pickled onions, thank you. How are you, Konzo? 1819 01:48:05,700 --> 01:48:09,220 Any line on the dungeon opening back up on the 29th? 1820 01:48:10,660 --> 01:48:15,460 Would murder a 27-year-old redbreast with San Pell. 1821 01:48:18,340 --> 01:48:19,460 Losing my mind. 1822 01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:22,980 I know, man. I'm fuckin' losing mine. 1823 01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:24,980 I'm absolutely losing mine. 1824 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:29,380 I'm gonna be meeting up for a play date tomorrow with Miles. 1825 01:48:31,700 --> 01:48:33,500 And fuckin' Milos in the chat. 1826 01:48:34,420 --> 01:48:37,300 And we've got a few fuckin' business deals to take care of. 1827 01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:40,580 Other than that, I don't know. 1828 01:48:40,580 --> 01:48:43,060 Look, Miles has been working on some apps. 1829 01:48:43,060 --> 01:48:47,220 As you know, our fuckin' 9-11 core. 1830 01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:53,300 Multimedia, dance, visual artist things. 1831 01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:54,900 The kibosh got put on that. 1832 01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:57,780 Back in Feb. Feb 2020. 1833 01:48:59,300 --> 01:49:00,820 We were gonna bring that around the world. 1834 01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:02,180 We were gonna bring it to everywhere. 1835 01:49:02,180 --> 01:49:08,340 And Sonar had dedicated a whole area of their fuckin' visual. 1836 01:49:08,340 --> 01:49:09,380 Sonar by day. 1837 01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:11,860 Thing, we were gonna do a two-day thing. 1838 01:49:11,860 --> 01:49:12,900 We were even gonna... 1839 01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:14,020 That was gonna be our main thing. 1840 01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,780 We'd headline each the two nights. 1841 01:49:15,780 --> 01:49:19,700 And then we'd have guest slots during the day as well. 1842 01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:20,980 Different visual artists. 1843 01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:23,380 But it's gone tits up. 1844 01:49:24,660 --> 01:49:26,020 It's gone absolutely fuckin' tits up. 1845 01:49:27,700 --> 01:49:28,980 Miles has took a fuckin' hit. 1846 01:49:28,980 --> 01:49:29,620 Big hit. 1847 01:49:29,620 --> 01:49:30,740 Big time hit. 1848 01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,300 Big time hit. 1849 01:49:33,940 --> 01:49:34,740 But we don't know. 1850 01:49:36,820 --> 01:49:38,420 We know enough to know we don't know. 1851 01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:42,420 But we also know there are things out there that we do know that we don't know about. 1852 01:49:42,980 --> 01:49:45,380 So until we know about them, then I don't know. 1853 01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:48,660 But thanks for asking anyway. 1854 01:49:48,660 --> 01:49:51,220 Let's have a little delve back into Black Mesa. 1855 01:49:51,220 --> 01:49:52,260 I wanna get it going. 1856 01:49:52,260 --> 01:49:53,300 If we can get it going. 1857 01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:55,300 And then we can head home. 1858 01:49:55,300 --> 01:49:56,820 Berlin Oslo. 1859 01:49:56,820 --> 01:49:57,700 Thanks so much. 1860 01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:58,340 Con dog. 1861 01:49:58,340 --> 01:50:08,060 just got fired by a massive banker flip side is my debilitating my debilitating panic attacks in 1862 01:50:08,060 --> 01:50:17,200 2019 were actually tax deductible every cloud thanks so much guys for the tips and it's fucking 1863 01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:22,960 brilliant to hear your stories of financial troubles which more often than not always end 1864 01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:33,960 up in financial pluses it's great it's great when you're in that zone you know hello is there anybody out there 1865 01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:49,840 this is sector c sector c can you read that walter bennett turn the flashlight off 1866 01:50:49,840 --> 01:51:08,280 whoa chicka tea see you later baby 1867 01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:21,460 it's not good that's not good at all man hopefully we can get out to the main entrance and then just 1868 01:51:21,460 --> 01:51:28,880 get an uber back home or a my taxi or free now whatever you call that fucking app 1869 01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:42,380 oh no connor no please 1870 01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:54,380 yeah i fell down my job there yeah it's not looking good 1871 01:51:54,380 --> 01:52:00,780 i need to go into there now crouch jump into there crowdsource 1872 01:52:00,780 --> 01:52:09,000 we're thinking of crowdfunding a new yacht for eddie for his birthday doesn't want to pay for it out of his own pocket 1873 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:16,720 we're gonna crowdsource some new shit for you get you back up and running guys 1874 01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:29,600 nooo connor nooo that guy's name was connor as well nooo con's baby no 1875 01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:34,720 nooo look at this don't teach you this 1876 01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:39,960 Am I even meant to be here? 1877 01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:45,540 Michael, thank you very, very much. 1878 01:52:46,860 --> 01:52:48,120 Thank you very much. 1879 01:52:49,420 --> 01:52:50,580 That's very kind of you, man. 1880 01:52:51,620 --> 01:52:53,160 11 out of 10 anecdotes. 1881 01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:56,900 Now look, you know, that's just one. 1882 01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,260 That's just one from the fucking archives. 1883 01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:07,880 I'll tell you what's a fucking stinker. 1884 01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:19,720 That you cannot get the P. Flynn interview, the full thing, on the internet anymore. 1885 01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:25,160 Because it started, for some reason, it got popular last year. 1886 01:53:25,160 --> 01:53:28,340 Don't ask me why that clip became so popular, but it did. 1887 01:53:28,940 --> 01:53:35,960 And people, like another clip as well, about another man who was berating a novelist. 1888 01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:37,600 A misery novelist. 1889 01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:40,120 But anyway, it's another story for another day. 1890 01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:45,780 The clip of P. Flynn on the late lake got really popular last year for some reason. 1891 01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:52,320 And then after that got popular again, RT removed it. 1892 01:53:52,700 --> 01:53:56,760 They had the full fucking yoke up on their RT archives site. 1893 01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:58,180 And then they took it down. 1894 01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:08,740 If you ask me, a license fee should allow you to fucking access a digital archive of all the stuff. 1895 01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:10,120 You own it. 1896 01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:11,320 You pay for it. 1897 01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:13,740 It's a fucking joke. 1898 01:54:13,860 --> 01:54:15,820 It's a joke that they took it down as well. 1899 01:54:16,100 --> 01:54:17,260 It was in the public interest. 1900 01:54:17,580 --> 01:54:19,360 No doubt someone didn't like it. 1901 01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:22,040 Didn't like it was getting a bit of traction. 1902 01:54:23,720 --> 01:54:25,760 And yeah, got taken down. 1903 01:54:26,380 --> 01:54:30,300 So this is a shout out to anyone who can help us locate and find and isolate. 1904 01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:40,340 I mean, the public are allowed to go into RTE and get an access to the library there. 1905 01:54:41,980 --> 01:54:44,520 It's an antiquated setup. 1906 01:54:44,520 --> 01:54:44,540 It's an antiquated setup. 1907 01:54:45,100 --> 01:54:47,640 And you have to rely on other people as well. 1908 01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:53,280 Fucking recording from DV cam tapes onto fucking CDs or DVDs. 1909 01:54:53,360 --> 01:54:54,400 It's a joke. 1910 01:54:56,740 --> 01:55:07,860 But if there's any good soul out there with a good fucking kind bone in their body, would they consider getting that onto a drive? 1911 01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:12,360 Sticking it up on a Google Drive and lashing it on? 1912 01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:15,360 I'd be very, very grateful. 1913 01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:17,900 How long is the full video? 1914 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:18,540 Says tip. 1915 01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:20,040 The one on YouTube is five minutes. 1916 01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:20,580 Exactly. 1917 01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:21,660 It's only five minutes. 1918 01:55:22,180 --> 01:55:24,180 It's not the whole fucking nine yards. 1919 01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,660 The full video would be half an hour. 1920 01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:29,280 And you could watch it in its entirety. 1921 01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:30,760 And I used to watch that. 1922 01:55:31,660 --> 01:55:32,480 Or I didn't. 1923 01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:36,960 But I know Francis Higgins used to watch that in its entirety. 1924 01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:38,660 Stick it on. 1925 01:55:39,300 --> 01:55:41,960 And have a good old fucking laugh. 1926 01:55:43,460 --> 01:55:45,400 Because there's some super movements. 1927 01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:48,740 It's like watching a genius in action. 1928 01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:54,320 It's like watching some of the sly winkery. 1929 01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:59,160 And some of the moves, the turns of phrase. 1930 01:55:59,340 --> 01:56:00,360 I can't do an impression. 1931 01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:03,200 It's classic. 1932 01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:06,140 Clever, Trev. 1933 01:56:06,180 --> 01:56:07,020 Thank you very much. 1934 01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:11,260 Hi, Konzo. 1935 01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:16,860 Any word on whether the Eddie Jordan trio will be touring in 2021? 1936 01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:19,840 My nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up. 1937 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:24,580 And the soothing bass lines of the former boss of F1's Team Jordan will go down a treat. 1938 01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:28,680 Congrats on your nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up. 1939 01:56:28,680 --> 01:56:31,120 And Mr. Psycho, thank you very much. 1940 01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:32,060 You spelled psycho wrong. 1941 01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:33,880 Thanks for the tip. 1942 01:56:38,480 --> 01:56:40,020 2022, 23, maybe. 1943 01:56:40,020 --> 01:56:42,120 That's what I'm thinking. 1944 01:56:42,220 --> 01:56:48,820 Unless they come up with new ways of having crowds and gigs and things like that. 1945 01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:51,720 Don't think it's going to be back to normal until 2022. 1946 01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:54,780 Black Mesa insider. 1947 01:56:54,780 --> 01:56:55,580 Thank you very much. 1948 01:56:55,660 --> 01:57:00,040 I hear the explosion of Black Mesa was caused by the scientist lads. 1949 01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:00,780 Dot. 1950 01:57:00,860 --> 01:57:01,260 I.E. 1951 01:57:02,100 --> 01:57:06,800 Opening an interdimensional portal to learn the secrets of Hobbs coin. 1952 01:57:07,460 --> 01:57:10,120 I don't know about that, but thanks for the fucking heads up. 1953 01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:12,860 How do we get across here? 1954 01:57:12,920 --> 01:57:13,780 Anyone know there? 1955 01:57:14,160 --> 01:57:14,940 I don't want to have to call them. 1956 01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:16,100 Drop on the, uh. 1957 01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:17,860 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1958 01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:21,440 Drop on the mind bank. 1959 01:57:21,580 --> 01:57:22,140 I don't know. 1960 01:57:25,420 --> 01:57:31,440 Conzo, any truth to the rumor that Bono kicks the hind legs off dogs on a night out doesn't happen. 1961 01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:33,620 That was a made up rumor. 1962 01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:35,360 Disgusting as well. 1963 01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:39,440 He actually really, that really fucking rubbed him up the wrong way, that one. 1964 01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:43,980 And now we're loading again. 1965 01:57:44,080 --> 01:57:45,100 Okay, we're here again. 1966 01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:46,760 Hopefully this isn't the wrong place. 1967 01:57:47,020 --> 01:57:48,240 Got merchandise, mate. 1968 01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,480 I don't have any merch, no. 1969 01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:55,280 I mean, day to day, if you come down the dealership, I can sell you. 1970 01:57:55,280 --> 01:57:58,280 A used AMG. 1971 01:57:58,540 --> 01:58:00,060 Got a lovely hatchback in there. 1972 01:58:00,140 --> 01:58:02,200 Came from an owner who doesn't know their arse from their elbow. 1973 01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:04,020 Fucking robbed them. 1974 01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:05,260 Robbed them blind. 1975 01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:07,840 And I'm willing to pass on that saving to you. 1976 01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:09,560 Don't tell them about that. 1977 01:58:09,740 --> 01:58:11,220 Hopefully they don't see the fucking stream. 1978 01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:12,640 Arhar! 1979 01:58:13,680 --> 01:58:15,880 Can you see who's watching the stream, Arhar? 1980 01:58:20,700 --> 01:58:21,180 Arhar! 1981 01:58:22,180 --> 01:58:23,220 He must have gone to bed. 1982 01:58:23,220 --> 01:58:26,800 What? 1983 01:58:26,980 --> 01:58:29,720 How are you meant to get up to that fucking room there? 1984 01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:35,420 Have I save scummed myself into a corner? 1985 01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:38,980 It was an automatic save scum, was it not? 1986 01:58:39,140 --> 01:58:40,900 I think I might have done it actually myself. 1987 01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:44,780 Can you go back and look at the previous saves? 1988 01:58:44,780 --> 01:58:51,780 Can you go back and look what you previously said? No! 1989 01:59:05,580 --> 01:59:11,580 Obviously this wouldn't be the case because the designer would cater for this. 1990 01:59:11,580 --> 01:59:38,380 Just got to jump a little farther there. Father. Say hello to your father, Homerun. Tell me you've been saving. Bunny Hop. There's probably an auto save. Donal. Donal, you are the one shining light in a fucking dark, what is this, a dark chamber? Chamber of commerce. Chamber of horrors. 1991 01:59:38,380 --> 02:00:00,380 I don't have any merch, but thanks for the tip. Do you have to go here, do you? Yeah! Stick that up your arse. Makers of the game. You thought I was done. You thought wrong. Now where am I going? 1992 02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:12,380 You must, you must have to go down. 1993 02:00:12,380 --> 02:00:14,380 Go down. 1994 02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:29,880 Little chick, it's here. 1995 02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:59,860 Chamber of cons merch. Go back in and swing a left. Eat the energy, pea pod. Jesus wept. 1996 02:00:59,860 --> 02:01:06,860 Flashlight, I know you keep saying flashlight but where the f- in and to the left as well. 1997 02:01:08,860 --> 02:01:12,860 Did you use this computer or did you use that wall? 1998 02:01:16,860 --> 02:01:24,860 Vent in the reception area on the wall, okay we've been- sorry, I'm sorry I just- I want you to experience a fast paced moving game. 1999 02:01:24,860 --> 02:01:30,860 Not me arsing around in a fucking dilapidated staircase gangway. 2000 02:01:30,860 --> 02:01:31,860 Which should be- 2001 02:01:31,860 --> 02:01:38,860 How the fuck am I meant to have known that you're meant to get up to this vent? 2002 02:01:38,860 --> 02:01:42,860 We have a code red emergency situation. Possible biocontaminate- 2003 02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:44,860 Without uh, without cheating knowledge. 2004 02:01:48,860 --> 02:01:50,860 Not a hope. Oh there's a vent. 2005 02:01:51,860 --> 02:01:55,860 Hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there? 2006 02:01:56,860 --> 02:01:57,860 King Floyd? 2007 02:01:57,860 --> 02:01:57,860 King Floyd? 2008 02:01:57,860 --> 02:01:58,860 King Floyd? 2009 02:02:00,860 --> 02:02:02,860 There's a little vent you crouch through. 2010 02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:05,860 Okay. Oh here we go! Yeah! The vent! 2011 02:02:06,860 --> 02:02:08,860 Get ready for the main event. 2012 02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:11,860 We're back in ventilation shaft. 2013 02:02:12,860 --> 02:02:13,860 Like your man in Die Hard. 2014 02:02:14,860 --> 02:02:15,860 Bruce Willis. 2015 02:02:16,860 --> 02:02:18,860 Great actor. Great film as well. 2016 02:02:19,860 --> 02:02:20,860 Hans Gruber. 2017 02:02:23,860 --> 02:02:24,860 What a prick he was. 2018 02:02:28,860 --> 02:02:29,860 Crowbar, that's what we want. 2019 02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:31,860 Can we take that? 2020 02:02:32,860 --> 02:02:33,860 Yes! 2021 02:02:34,860 --> 02:02:35,860 Fuck! See ya later! 2022 02:02:35,860 --> 02:02:36,860 See ya later man. 2023 02:02:36,860 --> 02:02:37,860 Lacerations. 2024 02:02:37,860 --> 02:02:38,860 See ya later. 2025 02:02:43,860 --> 02:02:44,860 That's the end of you bud. 2026 02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:46,860 See ya later budski. 2027 02:02:55,860 --> 02:02:56,860 Okay. 2028 02:02:58,860 --> 02:02:59,860 We're getting there. 2029 02:02:59,860 --> 02:03:01,860 We've no gun but we've got a fucking crowbar. 2030 02:03:01,860 --> 02:03:02,860 We can crow some lads heads. 2031 02:03:03,860 --> 02:03:04,860 That lad there. 2032 02:03:04,860 --> 02:03:05,860 Gonna get crowed. 2033 02:03:06,860 --> 02:03:07,860 Crowmaster 5000. 2034 02:03:10,860 --> 02:03:11,860 Do I crows? 2035 02:03:11,860 --> 02:03:12,860 Jesus. 2036 02:03:13,860 --> 02:03:14,860 He can take it thrashin'. 2037 02:03:15,860 --> 02:03:16,860 That lad could really take a crowbar. 2038 02:03:17,860 --> 02:03:18,860 Crovid 19. 2039 02:03:19,860 --> 02:03:43,340 He can take a thrashing. That lad could really take a crowbar. Crovid-19. Counting crows. Okay, so we're moving at pace. And I'm enjoying the violence as well. 2040 02:03:43,340 --> 02:04:00,440 Inter... purely interdimensional. Poor guy. I know he's one of us, but we need to make sure he's done in case he transforms into a bad egg. 2041 02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:10,340 Remember the Half-Life 2 stream? Started to worry about Francis' joy of crowbarring. Seems like Konzo might be the same. 2042 02:04:10,340 --> 02:04:19,340 I do remember watching that stream with Orhar and we both really got annoyed with the amount of time he wasted crowbarring people's faces. 2043 02:04:23,340 --> 02:04:30,340 But lo and behold... crow and behold... I'm into it as much as he was. 2044 02:04:32,340 --> 02:04:34,340 And now it's loading. 2045 02:04:43,340 --> 02:04:45,340 I think there was something on Counting Crows' lot. 2046 02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:48,340 Blimey boy was chatting on the stream. 2047 02:04:55,340 --> 02:05:01,340 What is this? What the fuck is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? 2048 02:05:04,340 --> 02:05:06,340 The place is frozen over guys! 2049 02:05:09,340 --> 02:05:15,340 Ice and snow, as far as the eye can see. I've got a crowbar. I've pinned down. Let's call it Tech Lads. 2050 02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:21,340 Turn that volume down a little bit. Maybe a little bit too much for you. 2051 02:05:22,340 --> 02:05:23,340 To take. 2052 02:05:24,340 --> 02:05:26,340 Scroll the Tech Rams. 2053 02:05:27,340 --> 02:05:29,340 How you getting on Tech Rams? 2054 02:05:29,340 --> 02:05:34,340 Yeah, look, this is cons. I'm down in Sector B at the moment. It's an absolute shit show. 2055 02:05:36,340 --> 02:05:41,340 I don't know. Did you not get down... Did you not get a look on the machine earlier on? 2056 02:05:43,340 --> 02:05:45,340 What do you mean? I thought you were all over that. 2057 02:05:46,340 --> 02:05:47,340 For fuck's sake. 2058 02:05:49,340 --> 02:05:52,340 Well, the place looks like the Antarctic at the moment. 2059 02:05:54,340 --> 02:05:55,340 Yeah. 2060 02:05:56,340 --> 02:05:57,340 It's fucked up. 2061 02:05:59,340 --> 02:06:05,340 I don't know. There's a rake of boxes and chambers and fucking seats and some snow and... 2062 02:06:06,340 --> 02:06:07,340 Look, I've got a crowbar. 2063 02:06:08,340 --> 02:06:11,340 I'm okay for a melee range affair. 2064 02:06:12,340 --> 02:06:15,340 CQC, but it would be nice to get my hands on... 2065 02:06:16,340 --> 02:06:17,340 On a piece, a 9mm, 2066 02:06:18,340 --> 02:06:20,340 Or some kind of fucking pulse rifle or something. 2067 02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:24,340 No, that's the alarm. The fire alarm. 2068 02:06:25,340 --> 02:06:27,340 There's no fire in this to rake of snow. 2069 02:06:28,340 --> 02:06:29,340 Call the Snow Brigade. 2070 02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:32,340 I know, they don't exist. 2071 02:06:33,340 --> 02:06:34,340 They don't exist. 2072 02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,340 Perhaps they should. 2073 02:06:36,340 --> 02:06:38,340 Perhaps they should fucking make one now. 2074 02:06:39,340 --> 02:06:40,340 In these times. 2075 02:06:41,340 --> 02:06:43,340 Okay, look. Talk to you. Talk to you. 2076 02:06:44,340 --> 02:06:45,340 See you later, bud. Bye-bye. 2077 02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:48,340 Yeah, that was Joe Ski there at the fucking tech shop. 2078 02:06:49,340 --> 02:06:51,340 Fucking... It's not working. It's not working out there. 2079 02:06:52,340 --> 02:06:53,340 All systems down. 2080 02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:57,340 But look. 2081 02:06:58,340 --> 02:06:59,340 We've been through some hard times. 2082 02:07:00,340 --> 02:07:01,340 We're gonna go through a few more as well. 2083 02:07:02,340 --> 02:07:05,340 Just glad that you're with me for this because, I mean, I don't know where this is going. 2084 02:07:06,340 --> 02:07:07,340 But things are getting fucking out of control. 2085 02:07:08,340 --> 02:07:09,340 Really fast. 2086 02:07:10,340 --> 02:07:11,340 Really fast. 2087 02:07:12,340 --> 02:07:14,340 That's an explodey box. 2088 02:07:15,340 --> 02:07:16,340 You don't want that. 2089 02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:28,720 Crouch. Peter Crouch. 2090 02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:44,720 What? What the fuck is going on? What's happening here, boys? 2091 02:07:44,720 --> 02:08:12,980 Buzzweiser. Good job we didn't drown there. Almost got absolutely drowned in sound. Crowbar away, boys. Thank you very much for your tip. What's your opinion on the PS5 Konzo? Do the Japanese boys' pure white aerodynamic form meet function design compared to the pure German engineering of the Mercedes? 2092 02:08:13,220 --> 02:08:38,660 Glad you asked that. It's a great question. Look, the Japanese, they know a thing or two about a thing or two. But when it comes to automobiles... Whoa! Stick with Jerry. Jerry's got you covered, okay? Whoa! That was Jerry from development. He's got a fucking wife and nine children. 2093 02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:55,160 Gone now, though. He's Konzo'd. Konzaga. I actually managed to put him out of his misery before he went home. She would have said, hi, honey. Oh, he would have gone, hi, honey, I'm home. 2094 02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:59,060 he wouldn't have been able to say that because his larynx has been transformed. 2095 02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:02,160 He would have just gargled, I imagine, at his wife. 2096 02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:05,500 Who might not have known any difference, 2097 02:09:05,620 --> 02:09:08,080 even though he does fucking hit the bottle pretty hard. 2098 02:09:08,660 --> 02:09:11,880 But he's, you know, he's one of the fucking functionants. 2099 02:09:12,580 --> 02:09:15,180 So, what can you do? 2100 02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:17,040 Look at this. 2101 02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:18,320 Look at this. 2102 02:09:18,740 --> 02:09:19,220 No. 2103 02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:20,280 You all right, bud? 2104 02:09:21,120 --> 02:09:21,600 Oh. 2105 02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:24,080 Health and safety. 2106 02:09:24,160 --> 02:09:24,540 No. 2107 02:09:24,540 --> 02:09:24,620 Oh. 2108 02:09:26,960 --> 02:09:27,560 Disgusting. 2109 02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:35,960 Ah. 2110 02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:38,460 Know what to do here, anyway. 2111 02:09:42,300 --> 02:09:45,620 Take that, all of you, and lick it. 2112 02:09:45,920 --> 02:09:46,940 It is my barrel. 2113 02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:48,640 I give it up to you. 2114 02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:52,260 This is the word of the Connor. 2115 02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:53,840 Bah. 2116 02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:55,880 Bah. 2117 02:10:00,360 --> 02:10:00,800 Yes. 2118 02:10:01,420 --> 02:10:02,860 Funky little maneuver there. 2119 02:10:03,180 --> 02:10:05,340 Side step, side twist, side hatcher. 2120 02:10:05,980 --> 02:10:07,060 I learned that one on bra... 2121 02:10:07,060 --> 02:10:07,220 Oh. 2122 02:10:07,940 --> 02:10:09,060 It's a bad pooch. 2123 02:10:09,360 --> 02:10:10,440 It's a bad dog. 2124 02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,520 That's a bad dog. 2125 02:10:12,940 --> 02:10:13,540 Oh. 2126 02:10:13,540 --> 02:10:13,540 Oh. 2127 02:10:13,540 --> 02:10:13,900 Oh. 2128 02:10:14,440 --> 02:10:18,620 Crow that lad to death. 2129 02:10:18,620 --> 02:10:18,620 Crow that lad to death. 2130 02:10:20,900 --> 02:10:23,320 There's only a stone's crow away now. 2131 02:10:25,640 --> 02:10:26,540 To the door. 2132 02:10:26,540 --> 02:10:27,360 Door is fucked. 2133 02:10:27,680 --> 02:10:28,860 I love the pace of the game. 2134 02:10:28,980 --> 02:10:29,680 It's a great pace. 2135 02:10:31,900 --> 02:10:34,360 Reminds me of the Connor Investigates series. 2136 02:10:34,560 --> 02:10:35,340 We're finalizing. 2137 02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:39,140 We'll picture lock on the fucking series in two months' time. 2138 02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:41,580 It's in post at the moment. 2139 02:10:42,900 --> 02:10:44,500 Connor Investigates for RTE. 2140 02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:50,540 And we go inside, outside, every fucking site, to find out who. 2141 02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:53,900 We'll send in those mean tweets about RTE. 2142 02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:56,280 From the RTE Insider Twitter account. 2143 02:10:58,380 --> 02:10:58,900 Yeah. 2144 02:10:59,960 --> 02:11:00,320 Stay. 2145 02:11:00,440 --> 02:11:01,860 It's a slow burner, guys. 2146 02:11:02,900 --> 02:11:05,420 We send it off to Netflix to see if they want it. 2147 02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:06,880 We never heard back from them. 2148 02:11:07,620 --> 02:11:10,720 But RTE, they're stuck at the moment for stuff. 2149 02:11:11,020 --> 02:11:13,460 And they really needed the dig out. 2150 02:11:13,580 --> 02:11:18,120 So they called upon us to do the job. 2151 02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:19,460 I got that job done. 2152 02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:24,640 I've got to tell you, you'll be very surprised at who this RTE Insider is 2153 02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:27,460 when we finally do the big reveal in the series finale. 2154 02:11:28,120 --> 02:11:29,160 Six episodes deep. 2155 02:11:29,160 --> 02:11:37,680 You'll be very surprised at this guy. 2156 02:11:39,460 --> 02:11:41,200 No Connor Investigates for you. 2157 02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:43,780 You'll never witness the final product. 2158 02:11:45,440 --> 02:11:47,300 Look at this little chickatee here. 2159 02:11:48,260 --> 02:11:49,020 Corn fed. 2160 02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:53,060 Corn fed, but kept in a cage. 2161 02:11:53,240 --> 02:11:56,280 So it's out of the frying pan. 2162 02:11:56,500 --> 02:11:59,660 It's got good life prospects in one sense. 2163 02:12:00,320 --> 02:12:02,760 But it's got shit life, SLP in the other. 2164 02:12:04,020 --> 02:12:05,840 I was into chickens for a while. 2165 02:12:06,020 --> 02:12:07,720 That's, you know, selling chickens, that is. 2166 02:12:08,720 --> 02:12:14,800 You know, we used to do brainstorm, go in on a good day, brainstorm, what's the best way to fucking flog a chick? 2167 02:12:16,140 --> 02:12:19,100 And slap corn fed on the box. 2168 02:12:20,440 --> 02:12:22,000 That appeases a lot of people. 2169 02:12:22,960 --> 02:12:31,820 You've got your half-assed wannabe green good guys of the world who will be happy enough to buy an egg that just says corn fed on it. 2170 02:12:32,100 --> 02:12:34,180 We didn't tell you what kind of corn was being fed. 2171 02:12:35,780 --> 02:12:40,240 Another one is this chicken is free to have a little, it's got its own garden. 2172 02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:42,900 That was my brainchild. 2173 02:12:43,860 --> 02:12:44,820 This chicken has a garden. 2174 02:12:47,140 --> 02:12:55,780 And, yeah, that really fucking, we saw an uptick in egg after that got fucking spliced onto the package. 2175 02:12:57,940 --> 02:13:07,040 But, yeah, watch out for those guys, guys, because they do fucking try and sell you the egg based upon the fact that the chick has been fed corn. 2176 02:13:08,060 --> 02:13:12,440 But, I mean, what's the point if it can't fucking stand up? 2177 02:13:23,880 --> 02:13:24,500 You alright? 2178 02:13:25,100 --> 02:13:26,000 You okay, bud? 2179 02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:38,500 I'll take you. 2180 02:13:38,900 --> 02:13:39,820 You can come with me. 2181 02:13:40,200 --> 02:13:40,840 Over here. 2182 02:13:41,380 --> 02:13:41,940 Come on, man. 2183 02:13:42,260 --> 02:13:43,460 Do the job, John. 2184 02:13:45,620 --> 02:13:46,100 John. 2185 02:13:50,560 --> 02:13:52,300 Open the fucking door, John. 2186 02:13:52,300 --> 02:13:54,900 We have to get in here. 2187 02:14:00,140 --> 02:14:00,740 What's that? 2188 02:14:08,460 --> 02:14:09,840 Where am I going to go here? 2189 02:14:10,140 --> 02:14:10,640 Down here. 2190 02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:17,120 What's this? 2191 02:14:17,120 --> 02:14:26,820 Mr. Streamer. 2192 02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:30,140 My name is Mr. Williams to you, Matthew. 2193 02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:31,700 Thanks very much for tuning in. 2194 02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:35,880 What are your thoughts on white chocolate magnums? 2195 02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:40,960 They're a fucking, they're a strange phenomenon. 2196 02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:42,520 But I got to tell you something. 2197 02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:50,200 I actually was involved in the launch of white chocolate magnums way back in 96. 2198 02:14:50,880 --> 02:14:51,760 94 even. 2199 02:14:53,300 --> 02:14:57,580 It's before you'd even fucking had an ice cream, I'd say. 2200 02:14:58,240 --> 02:15:01,540 But, yeah, I loved them in the beginning. 2201 02:15:02,020 --> 02:15:05,860 I think, you know, when you're working with something, you're working with a product, you lose the love for it. 2202 02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:08,880 That's not the same to be said for Mercedes. 2203 02:15:09,240 --> 02:15:12,660 Absolutely adore Mercedes as a brand, a company, and a car as well. 2204 02:15:13,220 --> 02:15:15,900 But white chocolate magnums, I went off them for a long time. 2205 02:15:18,240 --> 02:15:20,420 I really am an ice burger. 2206 02:15:23,160 --> 02:15:23,760 Fanatic. 2207 02:15:24,680 --> 02:15:29,240 I know you're thinking, what's that fucking, that's proletarian ice cream. 2208 02:15:31,740 --> 02:15:33,640 Pro, that's prole cream. 2209 02:15:34,920 --> 02:15:36,000 Well, you got it wrong, mister. 2210 02:15:37,120 --> 02:15:39,860 Because I think, in my opinion, I didn't work for them. 2211 02:15:39,940 --> 02:15:41,740 I'm not fucking getting paid here by ice burger. 2212 02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:43,260 But ice burger. 2213 02:15:46,020 --> 02:15:51,800 The ice burger is an ice cream sensation, unlike none other. 2214 02:15:54,160 --> 02:16:05,020 An amazing block of ice cream sandwich between two lovely, soft, chocolate biscuit kind of stuff things. 2215 02:16:07,020 --> 02:16:09,760 Creating an absolutely taste sensation sandwich. 2216 02:16:13,160 --> 02:16:15,480 And, yeah, you get the iconic crunch with the mag. 2217 02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:21,960 The sensation of the soft teeth sink. 2218 02:16:24,300 --> 02:16:26,580 Into the ice burger is just unparalleled. 2219 02:16:27,000 --> 02:16:28,020 Don't know about you. 2220 02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:30,100 Take them or leave them. 2221 02:16:31,140 --> 02:16:31,820 Magnums, that is. 2222 02:16:33,840 --> 02:16:34,880 What's this, lad, is it? 2223 02:16:36,620 --> 02:16:38,620 Yeah, me too, man. 2224 02:16:38,780 --> 02:16:40,000 It's getting fucking dinged. 2225 02:16:40,060 --> 02:16:41,040 Two grenades. 2226 02:16:42,800 --> 02:16:44,340 Got a few nades, man. 2227 02:16:49,820 --> 02:16:51,580 Fucking throw these bad boys around. 2228 02:16:56,860 --> 02:16:58,480 Does Francis Higgins have Twitch? 2229 02:16:58,640 --> 02:16:59,600 I'm not sure he does. 2230 02:16:59,600 --> 02:16:59,620 I'm not sure he does. 2231 02:16:59,980 --> 02:17:01,240 Magoo, thanks for tuning in. 2232 02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,380 I think he has this channel. 2233 02:17:03,640 --> 02:17:05,320 And he occasionally lets it out to me. 2234 02:17:05,660 --> 02:17:06,160 His uncle. 2235 02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:07,860 And, uh... 2236 02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:08,880 Some other random. 2237 02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:10,020 Some rando. 2238 02:17:15,340 --> 02:17:17,960 Right, I'm gonna throw this grenade and save... 2239 02:17:17,960 --> 02:17:18,500 I'll save... 2240 02:17:18,500 --> 02:17:19,040 Where do I throw it? 2241 02:17:20,180 --> 02:17:21,040 I'll just cook it. 2242 02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:22,000 Throw it. 2243 02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:25,040 Wow, that was nice. 2244 02:17:26,320 --> 02:17:27,560 Yeah, that was really nice. 2245 02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:30,000 Arhar! 2246 02:17:30,960 --> 02:17:33,300 I've just naded a dead body, Arhar! 2247 02:17:38,920 --> 02:17:40,560 He's not shouting down. 2248 02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:42,820 He's embarrassed by his old man playing the games. 2249 02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:46,240 He stays up all night. 2250 02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:48,560 Because I know, because he sleeps all bloody day. 2251 02:17:49,880 --> 02:17:51,480 But he's pretending to be cool now. 2252 02:17:51,500 --> 02:17:52,720 He doesn't want to be associated with me. 2253 02:17:52,720 --> 02:17:53,720 Oh! 2254 02:17:55,820 --> 02:17:56,680 Cooked that too long. 2255 02:17:57,580 --> 02:17:58,600 Cooked that too long. 2256 02:18:03,160 --> 02:18:03,640 Yes! 2257 02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:05,700 And we have a piece as well. 2258 02:18:08,460 --> 02:18:09,240 Great stuff. 2259 02:18:21,560 --> 02:18:23,000 We got the piece, Arhar! 2260 02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:24,000 We got the 9mm! 2261 02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:28,580 Your father has access to the gun, Arhar! 2262 02:18:31,340 --> 02:18:32,480 He's just ignoring... 2263 02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:36,540 He's probably watching the stream, though. 2264 02:18:37,080 --> 02:18:38,480 I'd say he's watching the stream. 2265 02:18:41,280 --> 02:18:42,840 Okay, and that's enough. 2266 02:18:42,840 --> 02:18:43,920 Okay, and that's enough. 2267 02:18:44,060 --> 02:18:45,640 The weapons work anyway, guys. 2268 02:18:45,740 --> 02:18:47,000 Look, we're going to leave it there tonight. 2269 02:18:47,220 --> 02:18:48,040 That's enough for tonight. 2270 02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:49,520 Hopefully he doesn't auto-save there. 2271 02:18:50,200 --> 02:18:51,240 Overwrite the fucking save. 2272 02:18:51,380 --> 02:18:52,000 No ammo. 2273 02:18:52,480 --> 02:18:53,040 Okay, look. 2274 02:18:53,240 --> 02:18:54,020 We'll see you later on. 2275 02:18:54,060 --> 02:18:54,820 Thanks so much. 2276 02:18:54,880 --> 02:18:57,440 It's been a real pleasure being able to stream the game for you. 2277 02:18:58,000 --> 02:19:02,340 And Dave Foley, I want to say a big, big thank you to you. 2278 02:19:03,280 --> 02:19:06,100 You sent us a tip there the last day. 2279 02:19:06,460 --> 02:19:07,860 I'm not sure whether or not I thanked you. 2280 02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:09,780 But I was gripped. 2281 02:19:10,200 --> 02:19:11,720 I was in the middle of a shoot. 2282 02:19:12,640 --> 02:19:13,500 I don't know if you caught it. 2283 02:19:13,540 --> 02:19:14,140 It was on RTE. 2284 02:19:14,400 --> 02:19:15,460 It's fantastic stuff. 2285 02:19:16,480 --> 02:19:19,740 Connor, can you recommend any ski instructors around the Uyghur? 2286 02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:21,360 I'm thinking of a ski holiday up there. 2287 02:19:22,340 --> 02:19:23,880 I'm going to lash a few onto you. 2288 02:19:24,480 --> 02:19:25,980 There's Johnny Silkskis. 2289 02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:28,840 There's a good cousin of Zona. 2290 02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:31,000 It's called Logitech Gil D. 2291 02:19:31,480 --> 02:19:34,360 Now, he's a bit of a wild card. 2292 02:19:35,960 --> 02:19:37,800 But he knows the slopes. 2293 02:19:38,100 --> 02:19:39,140 He lives the slopes. 2294 02:19:40,320 --> 02:19:41,700 He just fucking, he lives on them. 2295 02:19:43,260 --> 02:19:47,480 And he would like, he would personally like to train you, Dave. 2296 02:19:49,680 --> 02:19:50,620 You tell him he would. 2297 02:19:51,400 --> 02:19:52,580 Thanks very much for the tip. 2298 02:19:52,740 --> 02:19:56,280 We're going to fucking put, I'll get his people to contact your people and we can, 2299 02:19:56,580 --> 02:19:59,200 we can hammer out a play date on the slopes. 2300 02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:01,760 Donal Murray, thanks so much, man. 2301 02:20:01,840 --> 02:20:04,680 Are you telling me you have no love for the Alma Magnum, Connor? 2302 02:20:06,540 --> 02:20:13,400 You have the physical sensation of a chewy crunch and a smooth cold cream taste of cold cream. 2303 02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:15,900 Sensational. 2304 02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:20,540 That's another argument, another story for another night. 2305 02:20:20,540 --> 02:20:23,160 Until then, good night and God bless. 2306 02:20:23,680 --> 02:20:24,520 And we'll see you later. 2307 02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:26,720 Take it easy. 2308 02:20:28,080 --> 02:20:28,520 Connor. 2309 02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:37,100 You've got that San Pellegrino smile. 2310 02:20:37,100 --> 02:20:42,240 When you smile, you light up the room for a while. 2311 02:20:42,240 --> 02:20:47,000 Then it goes out for around half past ten. 2312 02:20:48,300 --> 02:20:51,840 It's time to grab another San Pelle again. 2313 02:20:51,840 --> 02:20:54,800 The holiday in Milan was shit. 2314 02:20:54,800 --> 02:20:56,560 I'm never going back again. 2315 02:20:56,560 --> 02:20:58,740 The birds were sending it. 2316 02:20:58,740 --> 02:20:59,440 It has to be said. 2317 02:20:59,440 --> 02:21:02,300 A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelle event. 2318 02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,880 120 year dinner event it was. 2319 02:21:05,440 --> 02:21:07,180 Fucking magic in nature and everything. 2320 02:21:10,480 --> 02:21:14,140 You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event. 2321 02:21:14,140 --> 02:21:18,200 Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds. 2322 02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:19,880 Have you ever had that? 2323 02:21:20,240 --> 02:21:20,640 No. 2324 02:21:20,860 --> 02:21:21,960 I doubt it. 2325 02:21:22,220 --> 02:21:23,660 As for the nouveau cuisine. 2326 02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:25,380 Exquisite-gandic. 2327 02:21:25,940 --> 02:21:30,560 Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us. 2328 02:21:30,560 --> 02:21:31,960 And made us disassemble. 2329 02:21:32,360 --> 02:21:33,480 Only to reveal. 2330 02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:35,060 A fucking night scene. 2331 02:21:35,360 --> 02:21:37,580 And a plate of beans and a star of toast. 2332 02:21:38,280 --> 02:21:43,000 Star of toast you take away the sins of the world. 2333 02:21:43,480 --> 02:21:46,300 A celebration of the Italian inhabitants. 2334 02:21:47,460 --> 02:21:50,120 Then, a final course of rubbish. 2335 02:21:50,600 --> 02:21:54,700 Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest. 2336 02:21:55,120 --> 02:21:56,680 Illuminated box prison. 2337 02:21:57,020 --> 02:21:58,120 What was inside it. 2338 02:21:58,680 --> 02:22:00,500 You guess-a-less-a-lessed it. 2339 02:22:00,940 --> 02:22:03,480 The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle. 2340 02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:07,360 An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman job. 2341 02:22:08,100 --> 02:22:12,020 Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshaves. 2342 02:22:12,640 --> 02:22:14,460 You may think this is extraordinary. 2343 02:22:15,020 --> 02:22:17,940 Whereas we think it's just another night. 2344 02:22:18,760 --> 02:22:19,620 San Pellegrino. 2345 02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:22,800 Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years. 2346 02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:23,560 Cheers. 2347 02:22:23,560 --> 02:22:24,300 Connor. 2348 02:22:24,300 --> 02:22:25,740 We'll be at home.