1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,440 Please report to Lambda Reactor Complex for audit review scheduled in 15 minutes. 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:39,420 Thank you. 3 00:00:39,420 --> 00:01:03,960 How's it going guys? Connor here. Just back in the gaff. I thought I'd stream a bit of Black Mesa. A lot of people have been asking me to play this game so I think it could be a real good late nighter. 4 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:23,220 Agent Diablos, a real late start. I've never played this game myself. I heard a lot about it. Basically a remastering of Half-Life. 5 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:47,060 I watched, what's his name, Francis Higgins, the Viper. He played the Half-Life 2 last year. I remember looking at that. Not ours myself, but my son Arha is into that kind of stuff. He'd be watching that stream and I was watching as well. 6 00:01:47,060 --> 00:02:02,180 I don't know what's about to unfold. But what I do know is that it's Black Mesa. 7 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:25,500 So, hope you're all doing well. Hope you've got your Sam Pell, your Zurich, your Mercedes. Hopefully everyone's Mercedes is parked up nicely and snugly inside your garage, your garage. Whatever way you want to skin that apple. 8 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:42,760 Did, um... Is the sound okay? How are we doing for sound there on the boy? It's not gone like, uh, deep or anything like that. 9 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:52,060 How's the spare wet room? Ah, it's fucking great. It's fantastic. It really is. Thanks for asking. 10 00:02:53,060 --> 00:03:05,060 Yeah, we were, you know, humming and haughting whether or not to have that built into the house, but I have to say it's been an absolute winner since we got it installed. 11 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,320 And, um... 12 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,720 I'm really happy with this chandelier as well up here. Sorry, this chandelier up there. 13 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:22,480 Which is a real fantastic piece of kit. I really recommend getting your hands on a chandelier if you can. If you can't. 14 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,220 Don't fucking just try and get one. 15 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,260 Please report to Lambda Reactor Complex. 16 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,740 Turn up the Vs. 17 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,400 Everyone says it's sound. 18 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,980 Turn up the Vs. 19 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,020 Let's have a look here. 20 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,920 Don't want to go too loud on this now. 21 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,100 Here we go. 22 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:07,160 Let's see this. 23 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,160 Chandeliers. 24 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,080 Yeah, yeah, perfect. 25 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:09,540 Thanks. 26 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,480 Okay, cool, cool. 27 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:11,720 We'll get going. 28 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,000 Absolutely amazing. 29 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,400 Thank you very much. 30 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,320 Okay. 31 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:20,660 Hey. 32 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,640 Let's get this show on the road, bud. 33 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:30,040 It's Black Mesa Inbound, the first chapter. 34 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,260 So let's start this show. 35 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,440 Let's get this show boat sailing. 36 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,800 The Steam Packet Express down the Mississippi River. 37 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:43,520 The Black Mesa Steam Packet. 38 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,060 It's about to set sail. 39 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,240 You're all welcome aboard. 40 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,920 Hope you've got your tickets. 41 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,340 Just messing. 42 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:57,580 Okay. 43 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:58,700 Black Mesa. 44 00:04:58,700 --> 00:04:59,360 Here we go. 45 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:13,800 The Riverboat Casino is chugging on full steam. 46 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,900 Full steam ahead. 47 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,820 Look at this. 48 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,720 Great stuff. 49 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,680 Really love what they've done with the graphics. 50 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:26,760 Even though I've never seen the graphics from the first game. 51 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,740 I tell a lie. 52 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,320 I did have a look at a few screenshots. 53 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,560 And it certainly wasn't. 54 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,300 Let's just say it didn't look like a Mercedes game. 55 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,200 It looked more like a... 56 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:45,520 Cool sound. 57 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,640 More of a Hyundai. 58 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,640 The time is... 59 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,380 8. 60 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:50,260 47. 61 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,640 8.47. 62 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,640 8.47. 63 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:56,340 There is... 64 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,340 93. 65 00:05:58,540 --> 00:05:59,140 Degrees. 66 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:00,260 Great stuff. 67 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,340 With an estimated high of... 68 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:03,340 105. 69 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,260 Fantastic. 70 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:12,380 The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. 71 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:12,920 Electric. 72 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:16,580 Electric Ireland. 73 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:23,580 Actually bought a few shares in Energia the other day. 74 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,700 Don't know if you're playing... 75 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:27,280 If you played... 76 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,600 And now it's crashed. 77 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,300 If I can believe that. 78 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:33,220 Oh. 79 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,240 On again. 80 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,860 Not at a crap. 81 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,740 I thought they were technical gremlins guys. 82 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,140 Only nine minutes into El Streamo. 83 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,840 We end up with a few tech grams. 84 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:48,360 Not great. 85 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:48,360 Not great. 86 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,600 From... 87 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,600 Level 3 dormitories... 88 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,600 To... 89 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,740 Sector C test labs and control facilities. 90 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:01,600 If your intended destination is a high security area beyond... 91 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,600 Sector C... 92 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,600 You will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in... 93 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:09,200 Area 9... 94 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,580 Central Transit Hub. 95 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,020 ...to board a high security train. 96 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,700 You should change your channel name now... 97 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,960 Since you ain't doing the character says Trax. 98 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,400 Trax, how you getting on, bud? 99 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,480 What's going on, budski? 100 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,680 Great to see you, man. 101 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,980 Hope you're doing well. 102 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:28,320 Look. 103 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,000 My name's Connor Williams. 104 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:35,300 I basically loan the channel out from Francis from time to time. 105 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,940 I'm a... 106 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,580 Well, what... 107 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:39,860 What am I? 108 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,740 I don't know if you've seen me... 109 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:44,080 If you've watched any of my stuff before... 110 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,540 You might have seen me on a few adverts. 111 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:48,900 Zurich, Crescides. 112 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,720 A few other companies as well. 113 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,860 We've got a few more shoots in the pipeline. 114 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,400 One's in post at the moment. 115 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,660 Another one's in pre. 116 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,640 We just finished production. 117 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,000 Which is the one I told you about in first place. 118 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:05,880 Which is in post. 119 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,880 So, uh... 120 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,940 Yeah, it's looking good. 121 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:10,740 Looking good. 122 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:11,620 Things are looking up. 123 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,640 Black Mesa. 124 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,140 So, this is out in, uh... 125 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,060 Area 51. 126 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,940 Please keep your limbs inside the train... 127 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:22,460 Area 51, huh? 128 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,160 Do not attempt to open the doors... 129 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,080 Until the train has come to a complete halt... 130 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,240 At the station platform. 131 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,160 In the event of an emergency... 132 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,980 Passengers are to remain seated... 133 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,280 And await further instruction. 134 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,160 If it is necessary to exit the train... 135 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,740 Disabled personnel should be evacuated first. 136 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,740 Please stay away from electrified rails... 137 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,580 Protect grounds. 138 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,700 Thank you so much, but... 139 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,820 Hopefully you're getting on well. 140 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,860 And the nightmare of COVID... 141 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:55,740 Hasn't broke your spirit. 142 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:56,080 It's... 143 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:03,200 By God. 144 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,120 It's... 145 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,200 It's broke a few... 146 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:05,860 A few people... 147 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:06,340 A few... 148 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,620 A few people close to home. 149 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,400 A few people close to home. 150 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:10,840 Zonad... 151 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,260 Zonad... 152 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,540 Is absolutely reeling. 153 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,760 Reeling in the tears. 154 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:19,000 Just because you can't get out and go to a festival. 155 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,500 Or even hit the beaches of sunny San Tropez. 156 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,760 Without having to endure a... 157 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,040 A crimsifying... 158 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,220 14 day... 159 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:28,100 Quarantine lockdown... 160 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,820 On entry of the country. 161 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,100 Then another 14 day lockdown... 162 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,200 On re-entry. 163 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:57,580 I think you've got it bad, but some people are absolutely dying. Not literally dying, but there are people who did. It was COVID-19, I think. But Zonad is as close to dying as you could be. He's really, really racked with not being able to go on a sun holiday. 164 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:27,700 I said, Zonad, wait till Christmas, man. There might be an ease down restrictions come Christmas. Then you can have a nice crimbo winter getaway. Tenerife, you know the score. That's what I said to him, you know. Didn't stop the tears. I was just outside his window, you know, because he's only just after coming back from Saint-Tropez and he's on isolation quarantine on re-entry. 165 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:42,740 So I went around to visit him to ask him about how the holiday went. And he was crying because he said that he had to wait 14 days to get out the house and then he's not going to be able to go back again because he just cannot deal. 166 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:53,100 He said he said he can't deal. I said deal with Watson. He just said, I'll leave it at that corner. I can't deal. 167 00:10:53,100 --> 00:11:00,500 Immediate openings are available in the areas of materials handling and voice clearance security. 168 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:15,100 Our heart was an ear shot. He said he said that that is internet speak. Just saying I can't deal. Usually means that you're laughing out loud or LOL. 169 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:29,620 Look at that little groovy guy down there. He's a mechanical wonder. Fantastic little beast. They made some great stuff for Black Mesa. 170 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:45,340 Steph, how are you getting on? Steph? How are you getting on? Steph? Thanks so much, Steph. How you can move around? Look. That's amazing. 171 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:50,460 That could have been the new Mercedes down there with the legs on it. 172 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,780 A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel. 173 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:59,080 Thank you so much. I hope you're getting on well. It's really kind of you. 174 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,020 Thank you. 175 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:03,840 Thank you very much. 176 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,700 Hotel Zone you were asking for. 177 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,180 Hotel Zone is grounds for immediate termination. 178 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,380 Can you zoom in? It'd be great to be able to zoom in. 179 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,200 On little things, little details. 180 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,020 Look at that, the new Mercedes there, look. 181 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,740 That's the Geneva Convention down there. 182 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,100 That's the Geneva Motor Show. 183 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:26,940 Fucking Geneva. 184 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,120 The Geneva Bot 5000. 185 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:37,340 Basically, because of Corona, they've had to postpone the Geneva Motor Show. 186 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:43,360 But they still, they didn't want to get rid of any of the cars, the test models, the display units in there. 187 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,360 So they've kept them there. 188 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,300 And no units inside. 189 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,700 But they do have that big Spider Geneva Bot. 190 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,660 Looking after the cars. 191 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,720 And look, it's doing a great job. 192 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,260 It's doing a great job. 193 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,760 Unprecedented robotic technology. 194 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,140 Have a very safe and productive day. 195 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,740 Okay, so now we're, and now it's crashed. 196 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,840 And now it's, oh, we're back again. 197 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,380 Okay, Mr. Freeman. 198 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,140 Looks like you're running late. 199 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,880 Nice guy here. 200 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,240 How you doing, bud? 201 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,260 How you getting on, Budweiser? 202 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,600 You know, Barney's been pretty scarce around these parts. 203 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,680 Where's Barney? 204 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,080 Guess his bar tab must have finally caught up with. 205 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,880 Tell me more about Barney. 206 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:29,720 Is he alright? 207 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,780 Talk with personnel. 208 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,080 Put some pep in that step, Freeman. 209 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,380 Bit of pep in the step. 210 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,000 RR's trendy COVID-19 mask. 211 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,520 Thanks very much. 212 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,420 Thanks very much. 213 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,460 Yeah, he does have a great trendy new mask. 214 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:54,160 He got it on, he actually is a smart little fella. 215 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,300 He's very enterprising, you know, for a young fella. 216 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:04,080 He went on eBay and got a sackload of them from China. 217 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:13,180 And he also bought a rake of these fucking transfer yolks that you stick on and he just iron them on. 218 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:19,280 And they're basically just branded logos. 219 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,220 You know, brands. 220 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,140 No fear. 221 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,300 What's the other one? 222 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:26,920 A skateboard. 223 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:27,400 I'm on. 224 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:29,660 Supreme. 225 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,820 Got a load of that Supreme. 226 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,280 Got a load of that Supreme stuff. 227 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,100 Man, he's a smart kid. 228 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,460 He's going to sell him all that stuff. 229 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,900 He's going to resell it again on the internet or he's going to sell them down to his friends and stuff, you know. 230 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,480 So, yeah, I mean, that's COVID, you know. 231 00:14:52,480 --> 00:15:01,180 It's, as I was saying about Zo, and it's a crucifying situation, but then you've got people like Orr just going out there and fucking making it work, you know. 232 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,240 So, I'm really proud of that little guy. 233 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,240 And I'm really proud of Deadsy as well for the tip. 234 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,020 Thanks so much. 235 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,920 Very, very kind of you, lads. 236 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,960 The hazard? 237 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,020 Like you'll ever do more than flip a switch or push a button around here. 238 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,700 Right. 239 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,160 Whisper, Whisper MC, thank you very much. 240 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,540 Will you play Half-Life Alyx after this? 241 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,400 Well, do you know what? 242 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:45,040 I did hear a bit of a rumor there that that's a game which involves virtual reality headsets and such. 243 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,180 Zonad Quarantine Tears for Fears. 244 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,060 Thank you very much. 245 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,440 Thanks very much, lads. 246 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,280 Getting back to the original. 247 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,380 Keshed. 248 00:15:55,080 --> 00:16:00,360 I cannot play that game because I don't have a VR headset. 249 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,160 Now, I had to get Arhar to set this up. 250 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,720 We're down in my living room here now. 251 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:16,720 I'm only streaming this game from the living room here because we had it redone there whilst we were away in the holiday home in Mayo during the lockdown. 252 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:24,080 And we came back to this absolutely cracker jacker of a sitting room. 253 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,420 And it's a pleasure to welcome you all to the living room. 254 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,240 The sitting room. 255 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,840 But getting back to the original Keshed. 256 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:34,940 No. 257 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,980 But maybe if I can be arsed. 258 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:38,840 Oh man, you cut the ponytail. 259 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,920 If I can get a headset or a VR. 260 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,200 What's that? 261 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,220 Oculus Rift. 262 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,400 Look at this game. 263 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,380 Look at the graphics, man. 264 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,740 It's just like... 265 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,380 Look at the side strafe. 266 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,200 You've got the wobble on the side strafe. 267 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,860 You don't even have that in Call of Duty. 268 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,840 How's it going? 269 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:01,720 Yeah. 270 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:07,260 Right. 271 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,700 I guess so. 272 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,480 Yeah. 273 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,260 Great stuff. 274 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,640 Look, I'm going to head down there. 275 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,180 I'm going to crack a few skulls. 276 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,680 Yeah, don't worry about any of the consternation you've been facing. 277 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,020 Please report to... 278 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,240 Just on a side note. 279 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,600 Why are your forearm... 280 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,080 Your arm from your elbow to the end of your fingertips. 281 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,900 It's a bit long. 282 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,720 It looks a bit long. 283 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,200 Are you okay? 284 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,940 Is everything okay? 285 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,900 I don't know if you can hear me, but... 286 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,160 I don't trust a guy that types like that. 287 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,860 Look at the way he's typing. 288 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,960 We need to get rid of... 289 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,300 We need to fucking fire him in the morning. 290 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,340 Not now. 291 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,040 Get a memo. 292 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,280 What's the story with this dude? 293 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,120 Go bother someone else, Gordon. 294 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:03,860 Okay. 295 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,540 Bury is a cactus. 296 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:09,600 Ar-har. 297 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,820 Thank you very much. 298 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,560 For your very, very kind-hearted and generous tip-a-rooney. 299 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,620 So we need to get a hazmat suit. 300 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,140 Hello. 301 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,620 Maybe later, Gordon. 302 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,480 D-Bar, thanks so much. 303 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,720 It's a nice facility anyway. 304 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,900 Great corridor structure. 305 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,200 Good morning, Dr. Freeman. 306 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,040 How are you getting on? 307 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,580 And, uh... 308 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,540 Who are these lads? 309 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,220 Those TPS reports have gotten progressively worse. 310 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,720 Hard to find good help these days. 311 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:48,880 Yes. 312 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:49,860 About that. 313 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,680 We're going to need you to... 314 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,180 Drink fund for Ar-har. 315 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,200 Thank you very much. 316 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:54,360 What? 317 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,680 I've already made plans. 318 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,540 Don't worry. 319 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,980 You can always attend the next convention. 320 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,860 The next convention. 321 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,640 What's the story with this guy? 322 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,340 Dread. 323 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:06,620 You alright? 324 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,100 You okay, bud? 325 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,240 We can talk later, Gordon. 326 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,620 Phil Eglinton was asking for you, bud. 327 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,860 We can talk at lunch, Gordon. 328 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:25,380 You're not going to have the decency to thank Phil for his generous tip. 329 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,800 Later, Gordon. 330 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:28,720 Okay, Phil. 331 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,480 Sorry about that. 332 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,660 Your man's not arsed. 333 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,980 Johnson's wireless printer. 334 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:33,820 Thank you, Phil. 335 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,380 Thank you. 336 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:39,900 Yeah, it's a great facility. 337 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,280 Can't get inside there. 338 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,080 Oh, look. 339 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,960 Look at that guy. 340 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,860 We know him from Half-Life 2. 341 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,440 Remember, I was watching Ar-har. 342 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,720 He was watching the Viber stream. 343 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,020 Your man comes back at the end. 344 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,460 He's a bit of a baddie. 345 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,720 So we have a bit of inside intel there. 346 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,640 A bit of a heads up. 347 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,840 We know this guy's bad news. 348 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,060 And now we've been spotted. 349 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:08,700 Please call. 350 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,320 Residue observation. 351 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,740 Take four. 352 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,160 And now they're pulling down the blinds. 353 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,520 Disgusting. 354 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,160 Disgusting work. 355 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,440 Arkbar drinks by RR19. 356 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,540 Thanks very much. 357 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,920 Love the sound of that door. 358 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,940 You forgot to carry the two. 359 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:42,520 I'm thinking we might get something like that installed in the hallway door which separates the kitchen from the hallway. 360 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,380 Or maybe just one of these for the study upstairs. 361 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,560 Just getting one of these. 362 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,040 You walk through and then just... 363 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,740 Welcome to the office. 364 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,780 How can I help you? 365 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,000 Do you drive? 366 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,440 If so, what do you drive? 367 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,680 Or was it the three? 368 00:20:59,680 --> 00:20:59,700 Or was it the three? 369 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,920 Now that is something else. 370 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,380 Somebody get me a calculator. 371 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,420 Mark formerly known as Sweet Beast. 372 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,560 Thank you very much. 373 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,240 Later, Gordon. 374 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,340 Not a lot of time from the staff at the Black Mesa facility. 375 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,780 They don't really have the time to be chatting away. 376 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,740 I mean, this guy's hard at it. 377 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:26,940 I don't know about that, Dr. Truman. 378 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:34,140 Seems to me that he's just spouting buzzwords in his research papers that he picked up from perusing popular scientific periodicals. 379 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:36,680 Right. 380 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,440 He's got the old Windows 98 there. 381 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,500 Doing the God's honest, yes. 382 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,880 Look, he's a good guy. 383 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,740 You've got to admire the work ethic of some of these guys. 384 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,780 I mean, they're in here. 385 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,520 Fucking 12, 16 hour work days. 386 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,600 And you've got formulae like that. 387 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,680 Now that is a head scratcher and a half. 388 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,860 Big Al, thank you very much. 389 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:19,340 I had the misfortune of chowing down on a few Big Al's fucking sizzlers the other day. 390 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,660 Stomach wasn't right for an hour. 391 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,100 Maybe an hour and a half tops after it. 392 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,700 Had to go for a little lie down. 393 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:31,200 You alright, bud? 394 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,660 Can this wait? 395 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:33,900 It can. 396 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,080 That's the beauty of this. 397 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:36,720 It can't wait. 398 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,040 Nothing in here anyway. 399 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,280 We're not being allowed. 400 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,900 We're not being let into the fucking... 401 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,280 The rec room with the two lads. 402 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,600 Sector B. 403 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,440 We need to get a hazmat suit somewhere. 404 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,880 We can get a hazmat suit. 405 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,840 First day kit. 406 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,700 Hopefully. 407 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,460 Got the wrong airlock, Mr. Freeman. 408 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,160 Right. 409 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,260 You know I can't let you through here. 410 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,420 Okay. 411 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:04,980 Okay. 412 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:05,300 Okay. 413 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:06,440 No entry. 414 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,300 No entry. 415 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,060 Because we don't have... 416 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,560 Hazmat. 417 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:15,800 I was actually... 418 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,840 Talking to Johnny Ronan there just before the stream. 419 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,460 We were having a group Zoom. 420 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,000 Which we do every Monday evening. 421 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,600 Just to recalibrate the senses and get to grips with what's going on the weekend. 422 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,500 As you know, J-Row. 423 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:38,380 Absolute international playboy superstar of the extreme. 424 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:42,040 And he's been going around on a brand new sky base. 425 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,880 He got kitted out there during the Rona Boom. 426 00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:50,580 He was down in South Half with Eddie Jordan. 427 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:51,900 Would you believe it? 428 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,560 Look at that. 429 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,600 Freeman actually did show up for work this morning. 430 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,360 Lads, hurry. 431 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:58,540 Looks like somebody here owes me lunch. 432 00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,860 If you have hazmat, lads. 433 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,660 Good morning, Freeman. 434 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,360 Shut up. 435 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,660 Wanna watch out? 436 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,700 HR will be on to you. 437 00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:10,700 You can't speak like that in the workplace. 438 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,800 I found that out to my detriment there. 439 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,580 After the Zurich classic. 440 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,280 Can I tell you? 441 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:19,880 My... 442 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,580 My... 443 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:25,400 My excuse was that it wasn't in the workplace. 444 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,840 It was a work social event. 445 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,720 It was the classic. 446 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,220 Bit of golf. 447 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:31,780 Bit of swinging. 448 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:32,360 Bit of drinking. 449 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,840 Back to the 19th hole afterwards. 450 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:35,680 You know? 451 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:36,680 Loose lips. 452 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:37,620 Sink ships. 453 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,300 And yeah, I sunk a couple ships. 454 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:43,640 I brought them down a peg or two. 455 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,860 A couple of company hawks who were trying to climb the ladder. 456 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,620 Having a little laugh at my Pringle jumper. 457 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640 I decided to bring up their performance. 458 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,860 Sales ratios and all that kind of stuff. 459 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:05,080 In retrospect, it wasn't a good thing to do. 460 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,580 Came back and bit me right on the arse. 461 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,360 Two weeks later. 462 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,760 Pulled into HR. 463 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,400 Fucking scruffing the neck job. 464 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,480 Connor, what's this? 465 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,380 Can't be berating employees and socials. 466 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:21,000 Blah, blah, blah. 467 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,160 They said you brought out a pie chart. 468 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,420 And really upset Dara O'Hare. 469 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:34,020 Who's doing cracking work in finance. 470 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,940 And I said it was just a pie chart, guys. 471 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,200 I was only using it to illustrate his poor performance. 472 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,620 Which was a salvo. 473 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,200 A reprisal. 474 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,040 A rebuttal. 475 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,000 To his comments on my Pringle jumper. 476 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,540 Which was Gant. 477 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,380 I got it in the Gant sale. 478 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,100 Jan. 479 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,020 Jan. 480 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,340 Jan 2020. 481 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,040 Just before all his COVID bollocks kicked off. 482 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,580 Or so we think. 483 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:05,680 I mean. 484 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,980 We've reason to believe that it was going on long before it fucking was told to us. 485 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,740 Look, I hope you're all getting on. 486 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,500 Well, sorry about this. 487 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:25,880 You're just. 488 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:29,280 You're listening to me drone on about the company. 489 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,980 When, you know, you really want to see DEL Systems' latest new printer. 490 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,120 Ross and Sienna. 491 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,600 Thanks very much, Ross and Sienna. 492 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,760 I hope you're getting on well. 493 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,480 Have you driven the new Merc? 494 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:47,540 It's a fantastic drive. 495 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:55,140 If you're looking for something to pick you up during this fucking long, arduous phase two. 496 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,560 I suggest you go for a fucking quarantine drive. 497 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,960 Rock your world. 498 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:03,720 Hold. 499 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,460 Hold on for one moment. 500 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:11,120 What was he doing there? 501 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,360 I'm back to work tomorrow, Conn, says Mark. 502 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,800 Can you help me out with the TPS reports? 503 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,000 TPS. 504 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,240 Fuck, I don't know. 505 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,040 I should know. 506 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,040 I should know. 507 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:27,040 I should know what that means, but I don't. 508 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:30,920 Trains. 509 00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,020 Trains per second? 510 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,180 Tips per second. 511 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,180 I'm goosed. 512 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,840 I don't know. 513 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,440 Down Pringle Jumpers. 514 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:46,720 Up Dara. 515 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,920 Or Up Dara. 516 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:48,700 I'm not sure. 517 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,320 Either your name's Dara and you want me to say Up Dara. 518 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:58,840 Or you want me to engage in a bit of that other stuff. 519 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,900 Look, this is a company stream. 520 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:09,420 We can't really get embroiled in any of that sort of stuff. 521 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,680 Saying Up Dara on the street. 522 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:20,520 Look, I've said it now inadvertently because I was trying to make an example of what you can and can't say on a company stream. 523 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,320 Yeah, I blew it. 524 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,980 Okay, where's the hazmat, guys? 525 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,740 Where's the hazmat, Sue Lads? 526 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:39,600 If this is anything less than a full-scale code-red calamity, I'm not interested. 527 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,840 Right. 528 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,140 What about hazmat, guys? 529 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,900 What about hazmat? 530 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:56,640 Yeah. Great stuff. 531 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,020 Not looking good. Not a good look for the shareholders, Connor. 532 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:10,060 Did we go down there? We didn't. Okay. Oh, we did. No, we didn't. 533 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,520 I imagine that development. This is where the hazmat will be. 534 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,520 What a... 535 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,080 Complain about the heat. Work harder, you'll actually warm up. That's what I do tell the troops. 536 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:43,820 Right. 537 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:47,820 There's no way we can... 538 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,540 Doesn't look like a hazmat-y kind of place. 539 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:57,820 I heard their... 540 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:05,720 Did you hear the one about the Indian restaurant in Chernobyl? 541 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,660 They give you free hazmat-y rice. 542 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,700 I don't actually have to test my theory. 543 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,560 Tell you who told me that one. Damien Rice. 544 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:21,460 That's a fucking great singer-songwriter. And an absolute jokesmith. Of all things Rice-related. 545 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:34,020 I believe it's just because of his surname Rice that he had enough time to really plunge the depths of the Rice jokesphere. 546 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680 How you gettin' on, bud? 547 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,680 Hold it right there, Mr. Freeman. 548 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,480 Yeah, what's wrong? 549 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,480 I got explicit orders not to let you through without your hazard suit on. 550 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,320 On whose head? 551 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,600 I got all day, buddy. 552 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,620 Okay. Alright, we're gonna have to move. 553 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,700 No hazmat down here, guys. 554 00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,640 Captain Sack. 555 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,340 Thank you very much, Captain Sack. 556 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,580 Morning, champ. 557 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,260 The rec room, the staff room. 558 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,520 Someone's got the hazmat-y in there. 559 00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,040 It looks rank. 560 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:23,760 You can use this. 561 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:26,800 Isle of Viper. 562 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,560 Thank you very much for your tip. 563 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,380 Good heavens! 564 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,720 What the hell? 565 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,740 Sorry about that, guys. 566 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,780 Bit of a fucking malfunction there with the hazmat. 567 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:43,860 College boy. 568 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,340 Look, Matt. 569 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:50,940 Yeah. 570 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,420 Do I look like I'm scared? 571 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,760 And less of the lip as well, yeah? 572 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,700 College boy. 573 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,600 I don't know. 574 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,480 I don't know. 575 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,520 I don't know. 576 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,920 Pick that shit up off the ground. 577 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,080 Where's the hazmat, lads? 578 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,660 Where is the hazmat, lads? 579 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,240 You better make like a missile and cruise. 580 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,160 I'd love to throw this at you, man. 581 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,200 Put this on your head. 582 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,540 Went right through you. 583 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,560 Shows just how much of a man you are. 584 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,460 I hit you. 585 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,180 Then you get a morphine injection. 586 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:23,760 Yeah. 587 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,740 That's fair. 588 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,240 I'll be back for you. 589 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:26,520 I'll be back for you. 590 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,860 I'll be back. 591 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,280 I'm going to have your job. 592 00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,580 I'm going to have your job. 593 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:39,300 So that was just another workplace interaction there that was... 594 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,120 I'd give it a five out of ten. 595 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,080 We might go back there again another day. 596 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,300 Why do you all have to wear these ridiculous ties? 597 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:48,960 Any hazmat? 598 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:49,740 Your fitted khakis? 599 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,320 Preposterous. 600 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:55,860 Cian, thanks so much, Cian. 601 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,760 Really helping there because I feel a little bit... 602 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,980 Just a little bit racked after that interaction in the staff room. 603 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,220 One of the guys there telling me he was going to fucking hit me and then I was going to need morphine. 604 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,860 He doesn't know who I am. 605 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,820 He doesn't know who I know. 606 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:14,940 These ludicrous penny loafers. 607 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,360 This guy's talking about penny loafers. 608 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,800 Loafers from pennies. 609 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,300 Chucky Arkbar. 610 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,220 Thank you very much. 611 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,000 Chucky Arkbar. 612 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,500 Are you in the new 4.6 mil gaff? 613 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,320 You guess-a-less-a-lest it. 614 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,500 But no, you're wrong. 615 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,820 This is the old gaff. 616 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,820 This old thing? 617 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,260 Nah. 618 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,120 This has just been refurbed as we were out in Mayo on lockdown. 619 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,760 Thanks very much, Rich Tay. 620 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,800 Slime for slime. 621 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,000 I hope you're getting on well. 622 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,980 But no. 623 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:59,040 We didn't pull the trigger on the second house. 624 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,540 We're thinking of just pulling the trigger on the second house. 625 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,160 Buying that. 626 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:06,340 And then selling this when we feel fit. 627 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,000 Kung flu fighting. 628 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,400 Thank you very much for your tip. 629 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,180 Two portions of Damien Reuss. 630 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:16,340 And a cup of San Celeste. 631 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:16,960 You say. 632 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,640 Gotta say, that sounds unbelievable. 633 00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,100 It sounds decadent. 634 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:23,940 Ted. 635 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,460 Thank you so much. 636 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,140 Very kind of you, bud. 637 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,800 San Deco was on a goose cloud the last night. 638 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,380 And left the spare hazmat in the Miles dungeon. 639 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,380 Well, if I'd have known that, I would have fucking called around to San. 640 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:43,380 Look, I haven't seen the San ball in about two months. 641 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,320 I don't know how he's kicking or how he's bouncing. 642 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,320 He's probably bouncing around. 643 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,160 Oh, there we go. 644 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,540 There we go. 645 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:50,820 Press the button. 646 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,060 And now there's the hazmat. 647 00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:55,880 Lovely little hazmat, guys. 648 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,280 It's a brilliant little. 649 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,340 It's got the nitrous. 650 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,520 It's got the NAS built in so you can fucking do a turbo boost. 651 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,320 Look at the boots. 652 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,860 Now I'm in. 653 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:09,940 That's nice. 654 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:15,900 That's lovely. 655 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:19,920 Yeah. 656 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,960 All right. 657 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,900 Nice tunes. 658 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,700 Love the tunes. 659 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,920 It's a great game so far. 660 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,940 Really enjoying it. 661 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:43,800 Charger's ready. 662 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,520 Charger empty. 663 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:52,000 Press E to hold and charge. 664 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,340 Press and hold to charge. 665 00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,680 That's empty. 666 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,060 Okay. 667 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:06,220 Yeah, I haven't seen the San ball in a couple of months, but I mean, I'd say he's bouncing. 668 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,220 He's going to be bouncing back soon enough. 669 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:14,900 Once phase three, all footballs are allowed to be let out into society. 670 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,720 Because he isn't classed as a human. 671 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,860 That's what he's been fighting for. 672 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,680 And we see this civil unrest around the world. 673 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,420 People fighting for rights and stuff like that. 674 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:23,880 Hello. 675 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,260 Hello. 676 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,560 Who's singing the song for the San? 677 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,720 The San ball? 678 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,840 Someone in the jacks there wanted me to play his games. 679 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:34,880 Excuse me. 680 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,360 Minor emergency. 681 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,600 Sounds like he's having a shit time. 682 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,020 Right. 683 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,800 Get this guy some r-swipe.ie. 684 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,420 You can throw that through there, bud. 685 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,820 Some r-swipe there, bud. 686 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,260 That's great. 687 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,680 Wipe up and fucking wipe off. 688 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,860 Wipe out. 689 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,160 As they say in the biz. 690 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,760 He's taking his time. 691 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,780 Mustn't have been a clean break. 692 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:21,640 I know the feeling after I was at that Indian place. 693 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,720 When we were out in Chernobyl, 694 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,680 we were sourcing the goose bottles for the lead-lined goose caskets. 695 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,740 Unbelievable stuff. 696 00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:30,660 We had to wear hazmat suits as well. 697 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:34,860 We were eating the hazmati rice with the boona. 698 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,100 Yeah. 699 00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,800 Bit of an explosion the day after. 700 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,160 3.8 Ronkin. 701 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:48,100 On the Ronkin scale. 702 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,000 It was a real Richter stinker. 703 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:53,780 The stinkter scale. 704 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:55,860 Less of that chat, anyway. 705 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,620 Sorry about that. 706 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,100 It's disgusting. 707 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,740 I remember my days in the hazardous environment suit. 708 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,220 Yeah, great stuff. 709 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,620 What about a pie chart? 710 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,540 Thank you very poor performance pie chart. 711 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,400 Thanks so much. 712 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,760 That's really, really kind of you. 713 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:17,440 Yang. 714 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:18,700 Montero. 715 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:20,300 Tripled. 716 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,500 Pulaski. 717 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,580 Truman. 718 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,620 Giroux. 719 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:26,880 Chinner. 720 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:28,920 Towers of Chad. 721 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:29,920 Thanks so much. 722 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,460 The Virgin Konzo versus the Chad John. 723 00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:36,340 I actually take umbrage to that statement. 724 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,880 The Robertson. 725 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,520 This is for all the Robertsons out there. 726 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,340 The Classons. 727 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:43,980 The Boetsmas. 728 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,660 The fucking Gillons. 729 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,480 Aidan Gillon. 730 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,260 I want a big shout out to Aidan Gillon. 731 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,200 I know you're watching Budweiser. 732 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,560 And yeah, look. 733 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:54,900 Fucking. 734 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,660 Hopefully the good times are going to roll again soon. 735 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,980 Looking forward to seeing some of your performances. 736 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,840 Numerous upcoming big budget productions. 737 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:11,680 And as well, you know that I'm available for any work. 738 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,640 D.O.P. 739 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:13,820 Fucking. 740 00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:16,840 I can do production. 741 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:18,180 I'll even do production. 742 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,780 If you need anyone. 743 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,680 Just put a good word in for cons. 744 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:23,980 Yeah. 745 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,980 Because you know I've supported you for a long time, Gil. 746 00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:28,380 Get the Gillster. 747 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,140 This is for all the roses. 748 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,980 This is for the Flystads. 749 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:34,780 The Wilsons. 750 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:35,940 The Freemans. 751 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,720 And here we are. 752 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,360 And there's a picture of a wee bambino. 753 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,360 Power 30%. 754 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,500 There's my MIT Bachelor of Philosophy. 755 00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,500 Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy. 756 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760 Doctor of Philosophy. 757 00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:52,620 I beg your pardon. 758 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,520 The DPhil. 759 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,320 Yeah. 760 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,140 I just keep it in there. 761 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,160 I don't want to display it. 762 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,580 Like I was going to put that above this. 763 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,060 See the fireplace behind me here. 764 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:06,800 Behind my head. 765 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,780 I was going to put the doctorate. 766 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,360 The philosophy doctorate up there. 767 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:10,840 But I mean. 768 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,800 I just thought like. 769 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,680 You know. 770 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,620 People are probably going to be like. 771 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:16,900 Yeah. 772 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,540 He wanted us to know that. 773 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:18,820 You know. 774 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,820 He put it up there. 775 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:21,060 He's just shoving it in your face. 776 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:21,520 But like. 777 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,460 Keep it in a cover. 778 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:23,920 Because. 779 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:25,520 Well. 780 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,020 Just humble like that. 781 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,480 Just humble. 782 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,660 There it is there. 783 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,340 Get a look at that there. 784 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:38,760 Close that door. 785 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,900 Doesn't close. 786 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,960 There it is again. 787 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,240 There. 788 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:44,480 Look. 789 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,320 If you need to have a look. 790 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,200 I'm going to grab that down. 791 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,880 Picture of my son there. 792 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,240 I'm going to put this cup up there. 793 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,200 Just. 794 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:57,980 To. 795 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,460 Spread some good vibes around. 796 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,100 And what we'll do also is. 797 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,080 Put this fucking. 798 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,500 I don't know what that is. 799 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,300 Is it a hot water bottle. 800 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,320 Or a USB. 801 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,760 A massive novelty USB stick. 802 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:13,940 And. 803 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:14,500 Yeah. 804 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,560 What we're going to do with that. 805 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,680 Is just put that up. 806 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,620 On top of the. 807 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,380 The dock fill. 808 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:20,000 The D fill. 809 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,260 That's falling down. 810 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,100 Get that again. 811 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,940 Stick that right up there. 812 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:29,940 It's. 813 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:31,980 Look. 814 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:32,780 And now it's. 815 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,160 And now it's crashed. 816 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,980 So we'll leave that. 817 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:38,400 And we'll. 818 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,060 Mosey on down to the. 819 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,140 Situation room. 820 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,520 Because we have the hazmat suit now. 821 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:45,900 So we can definitely get to grips. 822 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,620 With what's going on. 823 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,660 COVID-19. 824 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,660 Clean break. 825 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:49,360 Wipes. 826 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,200 Thanks so much. 827 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:59,640 Sandica was on a goose cloud. 828 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,220 Two portions. 829 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:00,580 Any. 830 00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:02,120 Some gaff. 831 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:02,580 You there. 832 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,320 Thanks so much. 833 00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:03,580 Cian. 834 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,260 It's a great gaff. 835 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,640 Nice one Oliver. 836 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,300 Any good. 837 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,140 Gardie took my CV. 838 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,000 Thank you very much. 839 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:12,800 And. 840 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,720 Dara Dermody. 841 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,220 Sorry for missing you out there bud. 842 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:15,400 And. 843 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,380 Thomas Broline. 844 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,400 Thanks so much. 845 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,020 Um. 846 00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:22,180 Any. 847 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,440 Any good stories of hanging out with Bono. 848 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,340 Pff. 849 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,140 How long have you got. 850 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,480 We were actually on the. 851 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:35,180 The Damien Royce buzz there. 852 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,420 About. 853 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:36,800 Two months ago. 854 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:37,680 Um. 855 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,320 Myself. 856 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:38,820 J. 857 00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:39,160 Rowe. 858 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:39,840 Ronatnik. 859 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,280 I wonder what this guy is. 860 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,600 Uh. 861 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,520 Doing now that I've got my power suit. 862 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:45,500 I can fucking. 863 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,200 Throw a fucking. 864 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,140 Thermal suit. 865 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:48,640 Or something. 866 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,920 What's the extension for technical support? 867 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,920 Joke and throw that. 868 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:54,940 Yeah. 869 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:55,900 Yeah. 870 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,120 Good shot. 871 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,300 Landed in the bin mate. 872 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,080 Sorry about that. 873 00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:00,620 You miss. 874 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,380 I missed the. 875 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,480 I didn't mean to. 876 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:04,040 Throw my. 877 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,280 Flask in the bin. 878 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,480 You better make like a baby. 879 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:07,280 And head out. 880 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,980 You better shut up mate. 881 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,480 And shut up. 882 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,240 You better make like diarrhea. 883 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:11,780 And run. 884 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,600 Yeah. 885 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,300 You better shut your mouth. 886 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:16,480 And keep it shut. 887 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:16,800 Yeah. 888 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,480 Give me that. 889 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:19,620 Cup of fucking tea. 890 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,940 Just leave me out of this. 891 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:21,660 Yeah. 892 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,120 Believe you me. 893 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,240 I won't be taking the blame for this one. 894 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:26,640 Yeah. 895 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,740 Take this blame. 896 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:28,260 Ah. 897 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,440 What was that for? 898 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,520 You know what? 899 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,340 Good luck. 900 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,640 It's the end of him. 901 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,000 That softened his cough. 902 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:36,960 What a creep. 903 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,400 If anything. 904 00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:39,800 You'll just have more to do. 905 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,780 This is going to have to wait. 906 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,280 Gordon. 907 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:46,220 Now. 908 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,920 Hazmat. 909 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,500 Where we go? 910 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,800 Where's the hazmaty room? 911 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:50,940 Yeah. 912 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:58,600 We were on an absolute fucking chaos emerald buzz up on J-Row's egalitarian sky hatch. 913 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,220 Which was a real side. 914 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,260 It's a side issue. 915 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,960 If you think of Thunderbird 2. 916 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,860 And inside Thunderbird 2. 917 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,900 He might actually be too young to fucking know. 918 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,840 Although it's a PG-18 stream. 919 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,400 Because of all the language. 920 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:16,660 But inside Thunderbird 2 was Thunderbird 4. 921 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:22,620 So you get a kind of idea of what J-Row is cooking up inside his major league sky base. 922 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,100 He's got another side addition. 923 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:27,660 Which is an egalitarian sky hatch. 924 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,600 And what that basically means is. 925 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,640 You can get in that and it cruises. 926 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,740 It plunges the depths of the oceans as well. 927 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,560 So you can even have like ocean sessions. 928 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,840 We call them sea sessions. 929 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:46,500 But the makers of the fucking festival sea sessions threatened to sue. 930 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,860 J-Row had sea sessions on the speaker hatch. 931 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,340 The speaker unit. 932 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,600 Which was actually a speaker phone. 933 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,980 Which was a Bluetooth link to a Bose Soundlink Mini 2 Platinum Edition. 934 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,960 Which came custom engraved. 935 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,880 With J-Row's name on it. 936 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,140 And sea sessions were giving it all this. 937 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,800 On the dog and whistle. 938 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,960 And I said. 939 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,620 Sea sessions. 940 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:18,760 They go. 941 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,460 Yeah who's this? 942 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:19,940 I go. 943 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,720 If you need to ask. 944 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,660 You don't need to know. 945 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,400 Pipe down. 946 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,000 You've got a festival. 947 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,220 It's been cancelled for this year. 948 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,420 Because of the COVID yeah. 949 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:37,080 So we're taking that name. 950 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,520 We'd like to see your challenges in a court of law. 951 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,340 Fucking hung up. 952 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,540 They didn't ring back. 953 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,060 They didn't ring back. 954 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:53,580 Now. 955 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,640 We're right on through. 956 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,720 Thank you so much. 957 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,300 See that? 958 00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:58,560 Respect. 959 00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:58,700 Respect. 960 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,300 480 volts of pure electric Ireland. 961 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,360 If you touch that. 962 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:13,980 Energy. 963 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:15,460 Cross. 964 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,320 Pinergy. 965 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:17,520 Cross. 966 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:18,680 ESB. 967 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:19,680 Cross. 968 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,420 Look at that. 969 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,300 That's the Black Mesa Research Facility. 970 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,180 It's a proud sponsor of the New Mexico. 971 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,040 Adopt a Highway Litter Campaign. 972 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,260 Together we can keep Black Mesa clean. 973 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,260 Security. 974 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,100 Security. 975 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:37,800 Officer. 976 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:38,820 Tart. 977 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,440 Please report to. 978 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:41,240 Office. 979 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:49,240 The Black Mesa Research Facility annually recycles 98.3% of its biological, chemical and mechanical waste. 980 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,720 We are the industry leader in green tech. 981 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,440 Worldwide leader in the field of fluid dynamics. 982 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:06,460 Mercedes dynamics. 983 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:15,580 And it's back to the start. 984 00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:18,540 Great little feature. 985 00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:21,240 We have them in the office back home. 986 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:29,580 Safety. 987 00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:32,360 Our record speaks for itself. 988 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:33,960 It's good to know. 989 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,020 They're running a tight ship. 990 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:42,120 I mean, you could easily fall off one of the ledges there. 991 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,400 Down into a pit of despair. 992 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,440 Innovative tram system is really cool. 993 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:55,060 Don't know who did the copywriting on this, but it was a little bit lackluster compared to the other information board. 994 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,260 We might have to fire the copywriter. 995 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,080 Another fucking firing tomorrow. 996 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,420 It's going to be a hard day tomorrow. 997 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,360 I mean, everyone's only just come back as well. 998 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:07,960 Visionary. 999 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,200 Oh, that's the same again. 1000 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,960 Yeah, the copywriter stinks. 1001 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,400 Whoever wrote copy on that. 1002 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,460 Needs to have a long, hard look at themselves. 1003 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,440 And that's the flag there. 1004 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,040 The Black Mesa American flag. 1005 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,480 When it comes to protecting science, this guy's on your side. 1006 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:25,220 Greetings and salutations, Dr. Freeman. 1007 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:25,860 How you doing? 1008 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:27,860 How's it going? 1009 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,840 Ali Oski. 1010 00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,540 Thank you very much, my good friend. 1011 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,400 Big shout out to you. 1012 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:39,000 Looking forward to the resumption of your tour of duty. 1013 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,440 Which should end in nothing but ultimate promotion. 1014 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,160 Hydroelectric dam. 1015 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,640 Look at that guy there. 1016 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:52,960 A world leader in quantum physics. 1017 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,960 Black Mesa research facility is leading the field in materials research. 1018 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,180 Serials research. 1019 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,220 Class. 1020 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,560 And that's the road system there. 1021 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,580 And that's the fucking Geneva Bot 5000. 1022 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:17,200 I was telling you, it's currently stuck in the empty showrooms of the Geneva Convention Center. 1023 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,660 Just waiting. 1024 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:18,720 Just waiting. 1025 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,140 Just waiting for the doors to open again. 1026 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:30,840 I mean, anybody gets in there and tries to half inch a Merc or a fucking Beamer or one of the new electric super vehicles. 1027 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:31,720 A Zonda. 1028 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:37,180 You're not going to stand a chance against one of those jokes. 1029 00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:42,100 We like the scene from RoboCop. 1030 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,220 Do you know that one where the big robot comes into the shit there? 1031 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,400 The office and they test it out and it fucking kills your man. 1032 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,560 Great movie. 1033 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:03,840 Now I can boost around as well when I hold down the dash button with that. 1034 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:05,700 And that doesn't deplete my suit. 1035 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:06,440 My suit. 1036 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,000 That's fantastic. 1037 00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:15,980 The Crystal Lake. 1038 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,820 Thank you very much. 1039 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,420 Okay, where am I going here? 1040 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,900 Is that the right way? 1041 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,580 It's the wrong way. 1042 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:44,740 What's he on about? 1043 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,600 Any backseat gamers there want to let me know what the jazz is? 1044 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,040 Oh, it's staring me in the face all along. 1045 00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:57,160 And now we're in the lift. 1046 00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:01,080 Or the elevator, as it's known in stateside. 1047 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,140 Don't know, Murray. 1048 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,620 Thanks for the elevator tip there. 1049 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:12,360 Fortunately, I got there before I saw the comment. 1050 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,560 And now it's loading. 1051 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,120 And now it's playing again. 1052 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:15,780 Thank God. 1053 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,500 Could you climb back up there? 1054 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,100 You can. 1055 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:23,560 It's amazing, isn't it? 1056 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,760 How do I get off? 1057 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,540 Oh, gee. 1058 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,620 And now I fell down. 1059 00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:37,420 How do you get off the ladder? 1060 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,480 Right, okay. 1061 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,980 Thanks so much, Nick Leeson and the Crystal Lake and Alyoski. 1062 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,440 Grind, you look busy. 1063 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,240 I'll let you go. 1064 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:09,740 Control room. 1065 00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:11,700 Test lab. 1066 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,440 Plasma. 1067 00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:15,820 Ionization. 1068 00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,840 Look at those laser beams. 1069 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,820 Harness remaining. 1070 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:24,820 Harness remaining. 1071 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:24,820 Harness remaining. 1072 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:27,580 Potonic energy to ensure resonance control. 1073 00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:30,780 Double check the booster's plate angle. 1074 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,040 What's up, Doc? 1075 00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:36,820 Gordon. 1076 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,380 I'm not one for idle chatter, Gordon. 1077 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:39,380 All right. 1078 00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:39,960 No boat. 1079 00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,820 It's okay. 1080 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,340 I'll be back in a bit anyway. 1081 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:42,680 Look. 1082 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:43,720 Look, lads. 1083 00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:45,440 You look kind of busy. 1084 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,360 I'll catch you later on. 1085 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:50,080 I'll see you later, lads. 1086 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,740 Pick that up there. 1087 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,460 Put that in there. 1088 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,020 And that's just my good deed done for the day. 1089 00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,420 Larry's just a minute quiz. 1090 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,660 How you getting on? 1091 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,820 How you getting on, big lion? 1092 00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:09,100 I'm going to explode. 1093 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,820 Please relax. 1094 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,000 Things could be much, much worse. 1095 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,340 Put that in there, then. 1096 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,280 Oh. 1097 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:28,800 Misjudged it. 1098 00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,420 How you get down there? 1099 00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,600 There we go. 1100 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,400 Okay. 1101 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:34,900 And there we go. 1102 00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,220 And there the... 1103 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,600 And now the lid won't open. 1104 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,140 I'll pick the bin up. 1105 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,860 I'll put that somewhere. 1106 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:43,020 Fuck. 1107 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,440 Didn't mean to do that now. 1108 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,600 I'll put the bin in the bin. 1109 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,480 That'll be my second good deed done for the day. 1110 00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:53,760 Let's see how that goes. 1111 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,120 Sorry, guys. 1112 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:59,460 Sorry to disturb you guys. 1113 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,640 Just need to put a bin in a bin. 1114 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,620 Don't mind me. 1115 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:02,240 Carry on. 1116 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,320 We'll see you later, yeah? 1117 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,300 Connor. 1118 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,380 And there we go. 1119 00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:09,440 How you getting on, big lion? 1120 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,280 Busy as a bumblebee. 1121 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,780 Staring at those beamers. 1122 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,220 Yeah. 1123 00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:22,000 Great little beams. 1124 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,900 You can even go down here. 1125 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:25,860 Look, bubbles and everything. 1126 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,280 That's an impressive bubble machine you got there. 1127 00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:33,620 But I mean, can't see it's selling, catching on. 1128 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:34,980 Looks dangerous. 1129 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,300 I can put this up here. 1130 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,500 Might just put this in the bin there. 1131 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,960 That'll be my third good deed for the day. 1132 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,080 Oops. 1133 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:56,120 Oops. 1134 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,280 Sorry, lads. 1135 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,340 See you later, lads. 1136 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,360 Just leave that there now, because... 1137 00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:04,620 We've had enough fun there with that. 1138 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,020 Are you getting on? 1139 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,360 Nice to finally join us, doctor. 1140 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,140 We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber. 1141 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,640 We've boosted the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%. 1142 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,300 See you next Tuesday, cat. 1143 00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:23,880 Thank you very much. 1144 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:30,260 How are you getting on, spectacles? 1145 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:37,700 No problem, poindexed. 1146 00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:40,520 What's the story, tie mouth? 1147 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:52,240 Someone left their ring binder over here. 1148 00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:52,900 Who did that? 1149 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,500 Who did that? 1150 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,500 Place is an absolute kip. 1151 00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:57,040 I'm gonna leave this here. 1152 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,860 Why do you insist on leaving this around the place? 1153 00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:03,120 Pick that up. 1154 00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:04,820 Disgusting. 1155 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:07,900 Wear the masks. 1156 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,560 We actually watched the mask there the other day with Jim Carrey. 1157 00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:18,880 It's a real nice break from the fucking humdrum mask reality of COVID-19. 1158 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:27,140 If only you put a COVID mask on, you know, and that transformed you into someone who was great crack. 1159 00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:29,380 That would be a... 1160 00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:30,720 Jeez, that could be a fucking... 1161 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,480 That could be a film. 1162 00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:33,560 That could be a film. 1163 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,140 I'm glad that this was streamed. 1164 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:40,820 There's proof that the genesis of that idea is from my mind. 1165 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,480 Not yours. 1166 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,960 No one else trying to... 1167 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,120 It's nothing we can't handle ourselves, Eli. 1168 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,220 Yeah? 1169 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:49,080 Run along, Gordon. 1170 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,380 We'll be but a moment. 1171 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,400 How long's a moment? 1172 00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:55,560 The machine looks goosed. 1173 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,540 We're gonna need to call in tech. 1174 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,700 Do you want me to give the boys in tech a ring? 1175 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,660 I have their number. 1176 00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,100 Don't worry. 1177 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:06,280 Hmm. 1178 00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,960 This could take a bit longer than I... 1179 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,300 It's okay. 1180 00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:10,240 Tech goons. 1181 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:12,720 Yeah, it's Konzo. 1182 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,900 No, I'm working remote here. 1183 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,180 I'm on a zoo meeting with a couple of Poindexters down the Black Mesa research facility. 1184 00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:20,520 Yeah. 1185 00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:24,800 They've only got him fucked up the hubbub system. 1186 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,040 I don't know. 1187 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,360 I don't know. 1188 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:27,920 It just says... 1189 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,860 It keeps saying failure, failure, and is it... 1190 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,180 We'll be laughing about this whilst sipping champagne. 1191 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:34,680 Yeah. 1192 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,840 And resting on our laurels. 1193 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:36,100 Sorry. 1194 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:36,900 That's... 1195 00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:37,820 Sorry, that's one of the... 1196 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,020 Sorry, sorry. 1197 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:41,000 That's one of the fucking Poindexters. 1198 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,700 He thinks he knows it all. 1199 00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:45,760 Don't know, mate. 1200 00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:46,180 Don't know. 1201 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,040 There's glass broken on it. 1202 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,980 It just keeps on saying failure as well. 1203 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,160 These two lemon heads don't know what they're doing. 1204 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,620 Get down here, yeah? 1205 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,340 Fucking rig it back up because we're gonna... 1206 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:57,800 We need to... 1207 00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,560 We need to blast. 1208 00:57:59,020 --> 00:57:59,900 We need to be blast. 1209 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,720 We need to blast within... 1210 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,840 It's an hour. 1211 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,940 We've been on an hour, so we need to get going. 1212 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,540 It's blaster, boss. 1213 00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,620 We'll see you later, bud. 1214 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:09,560 Baby. 1215 00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:12,680 Yeah, they're fucking sound. 1216 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,900 They're good guys. 1217 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:15,900 I... 1218 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:16,420 Oh, fuck. 1219 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,680 I give them a hard time, but that's only because... 1220 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,680 If you treat them... 1221 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,680 If you treat them well, you know, they're gonna try and pull the wool over your eyes or... 1222 00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:29,540 Take advantage. 1223 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,360 Now... 1224 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,200 Elevator. 1225 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,940 At least something works around here. 1226 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,000 Barbie, thanks so much for the tip. 1227 00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:44,900 Hopefully you're not in the chat. 1228 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:45,640 There's someone... 1229 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,880 Remember there was someone last year who made like 50 different accounts? 1230 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,360 All of them Barbie related. 1231 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:52,840 Just... 1232 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,900 What a strange time to be alive. 1233 00:58:55,900 --> 00:59:00,020 I actually went back and looked at the block list as well of that person. 1234 00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,020 And it seems as though... 1235 00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,560 They... 1236 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,560 They have 50 accounts. 1237 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:10,240 This is how fucking demented it is. 1238 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,880 I'm giving you an insight here into behind the scenes grief. 1239 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,800 I looked at the block list and that same bar... 1240 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,840 I blocked 50 Barbie accounts. 1241 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,480 And it turns out you block someone. 1242 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,740 Doesn't mean they still... 1243 00:59:22,740 --> 00:59:24,260 They do still exist. 1244 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,640 It's not like they're fucking... 1245 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,080 They've ended. 1246 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,660 The same yoke had changed their name then to something else. 1247 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,760 Someone else related. 1248 00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:33,400 Like... 1249 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,560 I'm not going to say the name. 1250 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:38,780 But it turns out they were a professional bully outfit or something. 1251 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,780 Or a professional fucking troll outfit. 1252 00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:41,780 Because... 1253 00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:45,300 All the names then were relevant to this other person or this other channel. 1254 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,720 And they were really vitriolic nasty fucking names as well. 1255 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,780 So I mean... 1256 00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:54,400 I shouldn't have said that because... 1257 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,000 I do then... 1258 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,780 You know, if you have the knowledge, you have the power. 1259 00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:00,480 This person, whoever's watching now, will know that they... 1260 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,140 That I know. 1261 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,420 That they're a professional fucking troll. 1262 01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:05,640 But I mean, what can you do? 1263 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:08,500 I mean, you can take it to Google. 1264 01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,840 But they don't fucking care. 1265 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,280 Those guys do not care. 1266 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,000 I was down there two weeks ago with Roro. 1267 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,240 Rapping on the fucking windows. 1268 01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,660 I'm trying to get Roro's YouTube. 1269 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,300 RoodTube account re-established. 1270 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:29,160 They finally answered the door after fucking two hours of manic rapping. 1271 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:30,560 And... 1272 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,860 They said, what's the matter? 1273 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:33,920 I said, who... 1274 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,660 I said, this is the matter. 1275 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,240 You need to get his fucking account up and running. 1276 01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:41,320 Or we're going to be staging a fucking six-day protest out here. 1277 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:42,720 Tricklers. 1278 01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,300 Fucking... 1279 01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:46,820 Pictures of the fucking Wolf Tones. 1280 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,520 Pierce. 1281 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,080 Connolly. 1282 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,380 We won't leave. 1283 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,840 And they said, what's wrong? 1284 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,320 What's the matter? 1285 01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,480 I said, get his fucking RoodTube account up. 1286 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,860 They said, we're not RoodTube. 1287 01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:58,440 We're YouTube. 1288 01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:59,300 Google is YouTube. 1289 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,720 I said, right. 1290 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:00,720 I said, right. 1291 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:01,580 Didn't know that. 1292 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,880 I'm fucking sorry for wasting your time. 1293 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:10,740 And with that, we both went down to the Grand Canal Dock Doored station. 1294 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,040 Got on a fucking train. 1295 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,620 Ride out to Cliny. 1296 01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:20,220 Back to the gaff here. 1297 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:20,380 Back to the gaff here. 1298 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,420 A few martinis. 1299 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,740 Then right back up into the sky base again. 1300 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,460 CJ, thank you very much for your tip. 1301 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:32,140 I hope you're getting on well, Budski. 1302 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:35,380 Look, the good times are going to fucking roll again. 1303 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,700 I do believe that. 1304 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:41,200 While I'm here, I might just have a little look where that donut came in from. 1305 01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:42,120 The Barbie one. 1306 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:49,700 Because if we can link that fucking email address to the professional troll accounts, then we might be onto something here. 1307 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:52,140 Samantha. 1308 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,620 Look, Samantha. 1309 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:59,180 I want to say a big thank you for that tip and for your continued support. 1310 01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:01,540 Okay, so here we go. 1311 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,040 And it links back. 1312 01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,040 Okay, we've got a Hotmail address. 1313 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:07,880 Yep. 1314 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,280 Okay. 1315 01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:18,980 Anyone in the chat there that knows about this sort of stuff? 1316 01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:23,120 Where should I go with this Hotmail address from the Barbie tipper? 1317 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,920 And it's definitely the same fucker who did all those accounts that we blocked. 1318 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:30,900 We got their Hotmail. 1319 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,660 We've got their fucking Hotmail, man. 1320 01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:35,140 Google it. 1321 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,020 Let's have a look. 1322 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,980 I'm not going to let you know what that is, but let's have... 1323 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:40,960 Fuck. 1324 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,420 I should have kept this on the DL. 1325 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:47,540 But why would I waste my own free time tracking down this guy? 1326 01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:53,360 Do you know what? 1327 01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:54,900 It didn't upset me. 1328 01:02:55,100 --> 01:03:01,900 It didn't upset me until I saw the names had been changed from Barbie references to a targeted abuse at someone. 1329 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:04,180 And it was a female. 1330 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:10,220 I don't know who it is, but it was saying awful shit in the title about her. 1331 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:16,260 I'd love to fucking put it to the community there. 1332 01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:17,700 Community track down. 1333 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,860 I'm not going to dox. 1334 01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:21,340 You see, this is where I'm... 1335 01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:23,020 This is where I don't slip up. 1336 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,100 I don't dox. 1337 01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:26,100 But I do... 1338 01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:27,300 Detect. 1339 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,260 Patrick Cairns. 1340 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,580 Can you do the Viper's voice? 1341 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:42,620 I actually can't, Pat. 1342 01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:45,760 I don't know how to do that. 1343 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,920 That kind of nasally kind of voice. 1344 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,440 You know, you're a real tough one. 1345 01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:51,400 A real tough one. 1346 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:52,860 But thanks for watching. 1347 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,140 I'm glad you're tuned in. 1348 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,640 Report the account for bullying. 1349 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,780 It sure is 50 different fucking accounts. 1350 01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:06,560 It was an email address created just a troll. 1351 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,420 So not much. 1352 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:26,140 Do you know, I was reading a book there about the guy who started the fucking dark web job. 1353 01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:28,000 And he got sent down for life. 1354 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,340 And he was like a family... 1355 01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:30,280 He was not a family man. 1356 01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:32,140 But he was like a clean cut. 1357 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,820 You know, he's... 1358 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:41,780 He wasn't like a fucking cartel criminal. 1359 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,880 He was like a computer whiz. 1360 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:49,760 But in the end, he actually did fucking display signs of terrible moral judgment. 1361 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,980 You know, ordering hitmans and shit like that. 1362 01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:56,320 He fucking... 1363 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,320 The way they caught him... 1364 01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:02,440 There was a myriad of different trails and things like that that were going on. 1365 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,120 But it was amazing. 1366 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,480 The one thing he fucked up on is... 1367 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:11,320 He'd seeded the new Silk Road website that he created on an online... 1368 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,840 On a fucking forum. 1369 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:14,260 And he'd said, 1370 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,200 Hey guys, check... 1371 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,000 Hey guys, check out the new fucking Silk Road. 1372 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,740 You can buy anything. 1373 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,660 And I'm paraphrasing. 1374 01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:26,660 So... 1375 01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:35,260 He'd gone through a million layers of security on the fucking deep space web or wherever you call it. 1376 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,660 And encryption. 1377 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:38,320 All this stuff. 1378 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:44,660 But the fucking email address he'd registered on the forum... 1379 01:05:45,660 --> 01:05:47,660 To write that comment... 1380 01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:50,340 Was his own fucking Gmail. 1381 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:56,340 So hopefully this guy here... 1382 01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:58,480 We track him down now and he's seeding... 1383 01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,560 He's seeding something. 1384 01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:11,400 What was the book called? 1385 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:13,380 Well, I can't remember. 1386 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,760 But it's something Silk Road. 1387 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,820 And I gotta tell you, there's a documentary about it as well. 1388 01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:20,980 I saw the documentary. 1389 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,160 I saw the doc. 1390 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,840 And I thought, I'm gonna have to read the book. 1391 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,740 I watched the doc flicks. 1392 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,840 And I thought, I'm gonna have to flick through a few of the pages. 1393 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,260 Because I want to get deep into the lit. 1394 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,720 Sorry, I'm just trying to track down this lad here. 1395 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,080 Black Mesa's still going. 1396 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:45,880 Fuck, will I do it later? 1397 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:46,840 I'll do it later. 1398 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,040 Yeah, so far, there are no... 1399 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,440 There's no results. 1400 01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:01,400 So it's a professional troll. 1401 01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:04,240 We're dealing with a professional troll, guys. 1402 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,760 50 YouTube accounts. 1403 01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:13,120 When they get blocked, the troll moves on to a different person. 1404 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:16,500 Insane. 1405 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,720 Insane level of dedication. 1406 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,080 Great work rate. 1407 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:23,960 Great work ethic. 1408 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,540 Almost admirable. 1409 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,880 Nasty morals. 1410 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:29,840 Disgusting. 1411 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,160 But a fucking great worker. 1412 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:40,420 Samantha, thank you very much. 1413 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:41,680 Boz. 1414 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:42,800 Boz man. 1415 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:43,940 Thank you very much. 1416 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:50,620 Okay. 1417 01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,700 You have the wannabe friends comments. 1418 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:00,340 No. 1419 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:01,640 Haven't reached them. 1420 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:02,740 They just... 1421 01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:04,740 It was a guy... 1422 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,200 Thank you very much. 1423 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:06,920 Don, Murray. 1424 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:10,620 It wasn't bad, but it was... 1425 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,760 Just that the names were bad. 1426 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:12,860 It kept on saying Barbie. 1427 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,520 And then after the Barbie... 1428 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:20,740 Barbie was just a suffix for what usually followed on to be an absolutely terrible... 1429 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,880 Barbie was a prefix. 1430 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:35,020 Carl, thank you very much for what usually ends up being an absolutely disgusting and despicable suffix on the end of it. 1431 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:41,020 Wannabe friends, it was a... 1432 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:42,400 Wannabe friends, chats, no, none of those. 1433 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,400 There's been none of the... 1434 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,400 There's been none of the... 1435 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,400 The kind of weird kind of contacting outside... 1436 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400 Outside hours... 1437 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,220 Through different means, you know? 1438 01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:52,900 None of that. 1439 01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:58,240 Wasn't Barbie donating to see our garter snake? 1440 01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,480 Yes, indeed. 1441 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:05,780 And that's what started this little trip down detective lane there. 1442 01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:10,100 Ten minutes ago, we got a tip from Barbie again. 1443 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:10,480 I thought... 1444 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,860 That piqued my interest. 1445 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,200 That piqued my interest. 1446 01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,680 I thought we hadn't seen Barbie in a long time. 1447 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,700 But now... 1448 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,380 Now he's back again. 1449 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,060 Or she. 1450 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:28,100 Or she. 1451 01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:31,340 But you'd want to watch out. 1452 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,640 You don't want to feed the trolls. 1453 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,340 Because that's what they say. 1454 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,620 You know, you feed the trolls... 1455 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:38,100 Like little gremlins. 1456 01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,340 You don't want to feed them. 1457 01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:44,000 Trolls could be like gremlins, guys. 1458 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,340 Track down a computer inside RTE. 1459 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:53,620 We've tracked you down. 1460 01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:56,400 The IP address comes from Donnybrook. 1461 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,600 We triangulated the address of the IP. 1462 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,300 The DNS server. 1463 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,780 Apparently there was a fucking... 1464 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:06,220 There was a packet sent. 1465 01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:09,320 Two computers were talking to each other. 1466 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,280 One from D4. 1467 01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:14,000 Another one from inside the RTE campus. 1468 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,940 We're on to them. 1469 01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,260 We know who they are. 1470 01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:19,840 It's the RTE Insider Twitter account. 1471 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,440 Buy Becquerel's ghost. 1472 01:10:21,980 --> 01:10:23,480 They're operating on a VPN. 1473 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:27,300 They're spilling the beans. 1474 01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:29,720 On Nuacht. 1475 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,760 On Prayer at Bedtime Reboot. 1476 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:35,240 They fucking blew the lid. 1477 01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:37,860 They blew the load on the fucking Primetime... 1478 01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:40,540 Prayer at Bedtime Reboot. 1479 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,000 That was going to shock and awe the public. 1480 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,680 At 6pm and 12 every day. 1481 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,660 Liam, thanks so much Budski. 1482 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:55,160 Gonna keep moving here. 1483 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,000 Because if you've just joined... 1484 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,780 You've reached a man talking about a load of nonsense. 1485 01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:02,500 We need to get back into Black Mesa. 1486 01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:03,780 Black Mercedes. 1487 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:07,140 Black Mercedes. 1488 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:09,960 Great motors, Konzo, says Carl. 1489 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:10,680 Thanks so much. 1490 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,280 Don't worry, thank you. 1491 01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:15,260 Right. 1492 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,220 Let's get going. 1493 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:16,960 Where's the action? 1494 01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,200 We haven't fired a gun here. 1495 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,140 But before you do, activate the electron multiplier... 1496 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,540 Gordon, I'm in the middle of something here. 1497 01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:29,020 A stunning new docuseries. 1498 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:33,580 A stunning new A-part docuseries on the RTE Insider. 1499 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,040 Narrated by Connor Williams. 1500 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,780 For RTE. 1501 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:41,620 In association with Konzo Productions. 1502 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,760 We bring you down to the test lab of ideas. 1503 01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:56,720 We go, we go, we scratch beneath the surface and find out who is sending illicit tweets from inside Donnybrook. 1504 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,400 We know who they are. 1505 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,140 Do they know who we are? 1506 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,540 We're gonna doorstep... 1507 01:12:02,540 --> 01:12:07,220 Join us episode 6 when we finally doorstep the RTE Insider. 1508 01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,180 Excuse me. 1509 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,700 Have you got a moment for Konzo? 1510 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:15,600 Have you got a moment for RTE? 1511 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,600 It's Konzo. 1512 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,980 Connor Williams for RTE. 1513 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,500 Investigates, Connor investigates for RTA. 1514 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Right. 1515 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:51,000 Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong. 1516 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Yes, you're right. Gordon, we have complete confidence in you. 1517 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000 Great stuff, lads. 1518 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,000 Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now. 1519 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:10,000 Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for a nice swift nine holes. 1520 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,000 And then to Kylie's. 1521 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,000 For a fucking scalp of jars. How about that? 1522 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000 How about you? How you getting on, big lion? 1523 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000 Wanna swing by Kylie's later? 1524 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Yeah, it's still open. They're pretending it's closed. 1525 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000 I've got the Kylie's gold card. 1526 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000 Can bring you down there later on. 1527 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,000 We can access it through... you can't go through the doors. 1528 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000 I'm telling him about Kylie's, man. 1529 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000 He's just savoring the moment. 1530 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000 I'm exactly saying... 1531 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,000 One day he'll look back to this as the beginning of his illustrious career. 1532 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,000 We might. We might look back later on when we're fucking three sheets to the wind. 1533 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000 But look, we can fucking access Kylie's through a... 1534 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000 A sea... 1535 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000 There's no need for performance anxiety, Dr. Freeman. 1536 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000 Don't worry, there'll be no performance anxiety. 1537 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000 Of course not. You're a seasoned pro right now. 1538 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000 You fucking got... you can say that twice. 1539 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,000 You can access Kylie's through a fucking secret chamber base. 1540 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,000 Which goes from underneath Donny RTE Studios. 1541 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000 And goes right into Kylie's. 1542 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,000 It was designed by Pat Kenny. 1543 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,000 And installed by Joe Duffy. 1544 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000 Secret... he's a secret scalper. 1545 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000 Joe Duff. 1546 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000 J Duffs. 1547 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000 I was talking to J Duffs earlier on. 1548 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000 He was giving it the fucking... 1549 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000 715-895 on the dog and whistle. 1550 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Wash your hand. 1551 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000 1850. 1552 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000 715-895. 1553 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000 Don't worry, thanks so much. 1554 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000 Alright, Gordon. 1555 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000 Your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. 1556 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,000 The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. 1557 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000 Now, if you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors... 1558 01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:03,000 That way we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80% and hold it there until the carrier arrives. 1559 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000 I wonder if there's auto save on the quick save. 1560 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000 Okay. 1561 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000 Need a little bit more ish. 1562 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Back... back in a minute there. 1563 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000 Back in a minute guys. 1564 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 Back in a minute. 1565 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000 Back in a menzo. 1566 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Is this thing on? 1567 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000 Gordon. 1568 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000 Climb up and start the rotors. 1569 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000 Gordon. 1570 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000 Are you not hearing me? 1571 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000 Climb up and start the rotors please. 1572 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000 Dr. Freeman. 1573 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000 Dr. Freeman. 1574 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,000 Dr. Freeman. 1575 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Dr. Freeman. 1576 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Dr. Freeman. 1577 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Dr. Freeman. 1578 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Dr. Freeman. 1579 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000 Dr. Freeman. 1580 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:57,000 Dr. Freeman. 1581 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000 Dr. Freeman. 1582 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:58,000 Dr. Freeman. 1583 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Dr. Freeman. 1584 01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Dr. Freeman. 1585 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,000 Dr. Freeman. 1586 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000 Dr. Freeman. 1587 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000 Dr. Freeman. 1588 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000 Dr. Freeman. 1589 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,000 Dr. Freeman. 1590 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000 Dr. Freeman. 1591 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000 Dr. Freeman. 1592 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Dr. Freeman. 1593 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000 How's it going guys? 1594 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000 Connor Williams here. 1595 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,000 Former Senior Sales Executive of Mercedes Ireland. 1596 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000 Now, Half-Life extraordinaire. 1597 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000 Black visa style. 1598 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000 The reboot. 1599 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000 The remaster. 1600 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:18,000 The reimagining of a classic. 1601 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:23,060 Black Mesa style, the reboot, the remaster, the reimagining of a classic. 1602 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:37,440 Streaming to you live from the luxury confines of my second holiday home. 1603 01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:45,600 Precise location, non-disclosed. 1604 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:53,340 We don't want that fucking Barbie freak parking up his car outside and trying to fucking get a glimpse. 1605 01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:02,640 I'm sorry about that. I just have an irrational fear of fucking loony tuners. 1606 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:21,240 You have a beautiful home, says Human. Human, thanks so much, bud. 1607 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:25,120 I really hope you're getting on well. I can tell you have a beautiful soul. 1608 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,640 I really do. I really can. I mean. 1609 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:39,280 What have we got here? Let's have a little look at some kind-hearted messages here. 1610 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:44,560 Auntie MC. Thanks so much, Auntie MC. It's just fucking... 1611 01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:49,060 Last four words. I really am. 1612 01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:55,440 Jerry Ann in reaction to Frank Courchard winning an IFTA. That sounds fantastic. 1613 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:03,340 We'll have to tell Francis about that. Spuzz... Spuzz Spud. Spuzz Spud. Thank you very much. 1614 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,500 Have a sandpale in the RTE canteen on me? 1615 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:20,460 You're a fucking kind-hearted kind-hatcher. Thanks so much. Very kind of you. And Donal Murray and Dr. Breen. 1616 01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:32,600 That's the kind of clap that you deserve. One of those fucking slow starts. Real slow burner. 1617 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,560 Love the slow burn claps, you know. 1618 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,420 I really do. Thank you so much. 1619 01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:47,400 Donal Murray. Bad news, Connor. You're gonna have to fire a few more of those nerds. 1620 01:18:47,780 --> 01:18:49,220 No work etiquette. 1621 01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:55,360 Hopefully not. Hopefully you can just dispatch them when I get some sort of gun or weapon. 1622 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:59,040 Liam, been watching your stuff since I was a wee young fella. Keep doing what you do. 1623 01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:01,040 Liam, thanks so much, man. 1624 01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:06,460 I'm gonna keep doing... If you're watching, if you're all watching out there, I'm gonna keep doing... 1625 01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:16,460 And if Francis Higgins continues to allow me to log in on his channel and stream on his channel... 1626 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:24,340 There's no fucking end in sight. There's no end in sight. It's an absolute pleasure and a joy. 1627 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:26,600 Ode to joy. 1628 01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:30,320 To be able to fucking... 1629 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:34,000 Oh. Press a few buttons. Flick a few switches. 1630 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,080 A few flick lifters. 1631 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:43,260 And it's a pleasure to have you watching as well. It really is. 1632 01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:43,840 We'll take it from here. 1633 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:50,640 Power to stage one emitters in three, two, one. 1634 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,860 Ben Megari. Thank you very much. 1635 01:19:54,460 --> 01:19:56,580 I'm seeing predictable phase rates. 1636 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,620 What the Megari is going on there? 1637 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,800 Don't like the look of this, guys. 1638 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,760 Stage two emitters activating now. 1639 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,080 It's getting a little bit hairy down there. 1640 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:12,760 We cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level. 1641 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:15,000 Nor how long the reading will take. 1642 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,460 But please work as quickly as you can. 1643 01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:19,960 Overhead capacitors... 1644 01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,660 David Lynch engineered the machines as Sean. 1645 01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:25,180 Disgusting. 1646 01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,960 Uh... It's probably not a problem. 1647 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:31,200 Probably. But I'm showing a small description of the... 1648 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,360 Five bucks. Thank you very much for your kind, hard and generous tip-a-rooney. 1649 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,320 ...for your... 1650 01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:37,360 Sustaining sequence. 1651 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,880 You're an absolute... 1652 01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:39,680 ...beaut. 1653 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,640 We've just been informed that the sample is ready, Gorg. 1654 01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,440 It should be coming up to you at any moment. 1655 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,760 Something about a Jack Russell there. 1656 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:48,880 ...of the delivery system for your specimen. 1657 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:49,760 ...for your specimen. 1658 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,760 ...for your specimen. 1659 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:52,760 ...for your specimen. 1660 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:53,760 ...for your specimen. 1661 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:54,760 Where am I meant to go here? 1662 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,760 I need to go downtown. 1663 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:56,760 Get downstairs. 1664 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,760 It's a joke. 1665 01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,760 It's a joke. 1666 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,760 Standard insertion. 1667 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,760 Or non-standard specimen. 1668 01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,760 It's a joke machine. 1669 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:04,760 This joke. 1670 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,760 It's a fucking joke machine. 1671 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,760 What? 1672 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:08,760 Whoever made it. 1673 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,760 ...just wants the carrier into the analysis board. 1674 01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,760 ...do I... 1675 01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,760 Am I meant to get into that? 1676 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:14,760 Do I get into that? 1677 01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,760 What's that? 1678 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,760 What's that? 1679 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:22,760 What is he doing in there? 1680 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:26,760 You just need to worry about it. 1681 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,760 Whoa! 1682 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,760 And now I'm dead. 1683 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:38,760 Well that wasn't meant to happen was it? You're not meant to fucking jump into the oak. 1684 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:44,760 Onwards, onwards and upwards. 1685 01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:48,760 Freeze Bike Fox, thank you very much for your time. 1686 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:58,760 Jamie J Car, thanks so much Budski, I hope you're getting on well Budweiser. 1687 01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:00,760 We'll take it from here. 1688 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:05,760 We might hit the links later on after this little seance here. 1689 01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,760 3, 2, 1. 1690 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,760 I'm seeing predictable laser release. 1691 01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:19,760 Okay, Garde took my CBD, says we're meant to push the little crystal swing yoke. 1692 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,760 Here we go. 1693 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,760 What's this? 1694 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,760 Where's the fucking yoke? 1695 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,760 Where's the little crystal swinger? 1696 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,760 Where's the huckle buck? 1697 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,760 Where's the fucking yoke? 1698 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,760 Where's the fucking yoke? 1699 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,760 Where's the little crystal swinger? 1700 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760 Where's the huckle buck? 1701 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,640 Where's the huckle buck? 1702 01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:58,480 That's good to hear Jamie. Jamie J. guy. 1703 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:02,520 What? 1704 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:15,540 Come on, man. There we go. Little crystal swing. Little crystal yoke in the middle of the hands there. 1705 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:22,980 And now we push that standard insertion. We've done this a million times. Don't know why they're doing it in the first place. 1706 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,200 There we go. 1707 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,780 Shit, get out of there. Fucking blowing up. 1708 01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:32,780 Shutting down. Someone get him out of there. 1709 01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:57,240 Dude, you know who I am? Open the door. Do you know who I am? I ain't gonna have your job unless you open the door. No. Mercenius. No. Shurik. No. Kylie's. Kylie's. Secret entrance to Kylie's. 1710 01:23:58,780 --> 01:24:06,580 Fuck. Absolutely fucking huckle bucked out of it, man. Derek's swing. Eat your heart out. 1711 01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:14,760 What's this? What the fuck am I meant to go? What's going on, lizards? 1712 01:24:19,780 --> 01:24:22,460 Fucking hell, we better get the tech boys onto this. 1713 01:24:23,780 --> 01:24:29,040 Uh-oh. Galanga. Galanga. Your man's saying galanga again. 1714 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:39,680 Royal Birkdale. Thanks so much, Royal Birkdale. 1715 01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:41,500 Unforeseen consequences. 1716 01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:45,020 Unforeseen consequences. 1717 01:24:45,980 --> 01:25:13,980 That's gonna be the new action film, uh, Connor Productions are gonna be making. We pitched it to LA. We're going on a little jolly to LA when the lockdown freezes over. We're gonna fucking pitch it to a few upmarket production hawks out there. As you know, LA is the hotbed for production. Doesn't even, even if you're making shit. It doesn't matter. As long as it's made in LA. People know you're a serious player in the biz. 1718 01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:29,980 I know a good guy out there. He talks a good game and he sends great emails. And, uh, he reckons we can get something hustled up on unforeseen consequences. 1719 01:25:29,980 --> 01:25:41,980 It's basically like Michael Flatley's action movie starring himself but with me. Uh, an action movie about me. Written by me. Directed by me. Starring me. Okay, now we can get in here. 1720 01:25:41,980 --> 01:26:05,980 I will be blushing if he knew about the filth. What's the filth? Is there a fucking thing? Is it, is it, is it there? Is there filth in the chat? Because if it needs to go we can get it, we can get it going. 1721 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:27,980 We can get it going. Frum, frumty shumpkins. Thanks so much. Someone's getting fucking CPR here. How do we crouch? Okay. You alright bud? You alright bud? You alright bud, Weiser? It's Connor. It's Connor. You alright bud? 1722 01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:51,980 Stay with us pal. Think of the Sam Pell. Think of the Mercedes. I know you don't have one yet but you're gonna earn, you're gonna earn your way to the top. Come on lad. Please. I hope you had fucking Zurich. I hope you had. 1723 01:26:51,980 --> 01:27:09,980 Breathe. Okay, we're, he's gone. He's busted. Let's go. Let's save, save ourselves. John. Warning. Sector, seat, elevator, failure. Do not fuse. 1724 01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:23,980 Thanks very much. Thanks very much. Thanks very much. And also thanks so much to Key and Tee Business Hawk. Careful with cats and kittens in LA. They'll fleece you on the CG, on the CGI. 1725 01:27:23,980 --> 01:27:51,980 I'm gonna go. CG what? CG who? Attention. Security. Personnel. Two. Sector. Eight. Immediacy. Ah, what the fuck. Where are you going here? E pickup? Oh we can pick up this detritus here. See that detritus? Fuck that over there. There's more det- there's more detritus there. Fuck that VCR. Who's watching tapes? 1726 01:27:51,980 --> 01:28:16,980 That's a bit of shit. Bit of sheet metal bit of galvanize. See ya later. Another bit of galv. Another sheet of fucking Paul Galvin. There we go. A bin. Belongs in the fucking bin. Is that a yolk? Get rid of that. And now, and now we're in the lift. And now that's work. 1727 01:28:16,980 --> 01:28:31,980 And now we're in another fucking room here. If I look. Ah, it's the same pair of lemons as good. You messed up lads. You messed up. 1728 01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:59,980 *Mario's voice* Yeah good job we had the best man on the job, you and him. That was a joke. *Mario's voice* Premium dope. 1729 01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:28,980 *Mario's voice* Jesus Christ what about Barry? From finance. He donned a lab coat. That was the last, that was the fucking worst mistake he ever made. And it'll be the last one as well. Barry from finance. Fuck. 1730 01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:50,980 *Mario's voice* He won't get to play in the classic this year. He had a handicap of fucking five. That's how good he was. Shame man. Fucking shame. What's the sitch lads? What's the sitch with the brain, the brain vessel? 1731 01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:56,580 We gonna get this little guy out or what? Is he sound or is he a bit of a dodgeballer? 1732 01:29:56,580 --> 01:30:05,780 Let's go. Thanks very much thirsty chat, comzettes. 1733 01:30:09,780 --> 01:30:14,980 Oh god no. No. 1734 01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:27,460 Fuck ya. Throw a cup at ya. Let us out. We need to get out of here guys. Connors trap guys. 1735 01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:42,020 Jesus. The hell is that? That guy is fucked. He's dead guys. Getting scared lads. 1736 01:30:42,020 --> 01:31:08,500 Let us. Lasers. Laser twist. Come on save yourself. Agh. Pulsed out of the barn. Absolutely. Doing in. 1737 01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:16,980 Doing in. Let's get the hell out of here. It's an absolute joke. The place is a fucking joke. 1738 01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:32,580 Super Ted thanks so much for the tip. He's very very kind to ya. Say hello to Spotty and Texas Pete. 1739 01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:46,580 I was actually hanging out with Texas Pete there a few weeks ago. He's after buying shares in Guines. He reckons they're gonna see a real uptick. 1740 01:31:46,580 --> 01:32:05,420 during phase three when we finally get to Grapescoot. Whoa! What the fuck is that man? How do we... Jesus. That crang yoke from the turtles. 1741 01:32:10,820 --> 01:32:13,220 Maybe I can put one of these on me. 1742 01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:37,460 Crang yoke from the turtles over there. He's a nasty little mincer. Do you know what he is? He's a fucking... He's a dirt. He's a little dirt. But Gynes are going to start selling crangs now, 1743 01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:49,460 I believe as well, once phase three hits. Apparently they're great assets to have around the house. In tried and tested times. 1744 01:32:53,460 --> 01:33:01,460 Now we're back here again. Any backseat gamers there want to tell me where to go here and what to do? 1745 01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:21,460 Get the bin. In the door. Crouch. You can't crouch through the fucking door. Oh, you can! 1746 01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:25,460 Just want to take a moment there to apologize to... 1747 01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:33,460 To Donald Murray. Who else but Donald Murray? He's always there with the tips. The right tips at the right time. 1748 01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:35,460 Of what to do in the game. 1749 01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:37,460 To the right tips at the right time. 1750 01:33:37,460 --> 01:33:39,460 My heart goes out to you, Donald. 1751 01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:41,460 Thank you. 1752 01:33:41,460 --> 01:33:45,460 Did you get on to see your cat? 1753 01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:49,460 They're waiting for your call. 1754 01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:53,460 They want to help you. 1755 01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:57,460 Help us help you, Donald. 1756 01:33:57,460 --> 01:34:01,460 I will tell you. 1757 01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:03,460 I will tell you. 1758 01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:09,460 Grid, Gridrain, thank you very much. 1759 01:34:09,460 --> 01:34:21,460 Konzo, during these trying times, the private emergency service of Elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force has been refocused. 1760 01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:35,460 If you ever need WFH security, automatic email, facial AI for online meetings, auto timesheet services, just holler. 1761 01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:45,460 That's fantastic. It's great to have a really clued in IT gremlin out there, ready to fucking flick some flick swishers. Flick swishers. 1762 01:34:45,460 --> 01:35:03,460 Flick a few fucking flick swishers. Press a few knob buttons. Type in a few passwords. The drop of a hat. Let's go. Let's take a quick save here. Things are heating up here in Black Mesa. 1763 01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:05,460 Yeah. 1764 01:35:07,460 --> 01:35:11,460 Ah, poor Reginald. Absolutely creamed. 1765 01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:15,460 Fucking, he's racked. 1766 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:21,460 Sector C. Science personnel. Please report status immediately. 1767 01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:23,460 Shit. 1768 01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:26,460 Get the hell out of here. 1769 01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:28,460 Oh fuck. 1770 01:35:28,460 --> 01:35:32,460 Flick lifters. Swish, swish flickers. 1771 01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:46,460 You should see the cockpit interior. The new fucking E-Class. It's got a vast array of knobs, screens, buttons and turny yokes. 1772 01:35:46,460 --> 01:36:14,460 You won't understand until you know. Upstairs, downstairs. It doesn't look good down there so we'll go up. The only way is up. But as we know, what goes up must come down. You know who said that? I'm not sure who it was but he was fucking smart. 1773 01:36:14,460 --> 01:36:20,460 What the hell are these things man? Give me a gun. Why are they wearing science team uniforms? Give me a gun. 1774 01:36:20,460 --> 01:36:32,460 Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up. Yeah, be a pistol or something. It's time to take down a few alley cats. Look at this lad. He's guns. Ugh. 1775 01:36:32,460 --> 01:36:56,460 They're disgusting. Come on. Follow me. There's a lot here. He's left something from the ground to pick up flare. Okay. What will that do for me? What will this do for me? Maybe that will scare them with it. 1776 01:36:56,460 --> 01:37:06,460 I don't know what. No hard doings, right? Jesus. This place is in bad shape. You don't say. 1777 01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:34,460 I've got principal photography on the, uh, Connor Investigates tomorrow. Starts tomorrow. So I said I won't be up late. Oh, I won't be up late doing this but I mean it's, it's, it's, it certainly piqued my interest. Let me tell you. 1778 01:37:34,460 --> 01:37:58,460 I can't get rid of this fuckin' yolk, this alarm. Take the phone. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'll use the phone against an enemy. Hey lads. It's your mom. Fuck. 1779 01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:14,460 I think I just got a promotion. Go on. That's it. Hit him again. Hit him where it hurts. Send his boss an email. Send the company an email. 1780 01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:42,460 Good night and god bless. You fuckin' creep. Don't ever come around my gaff again. Yeah. You're not welcome. You're not welcome. Didn't even have the courtesy to get your nails done. You need to go down to the shopping center and get your nails done with all the women. 1781 01:38:42,460 --> 01:38:50,460 Cause your claws are fuckin' disgusting. Did you hear that? Oh, he's dead. He's dead. It doesn't matter. Come on. Come on, John. 1782 01:38:50,460 --> 01:39:06,460 It's great having John with us because he's got a gun. I could do it myself but I mean, I haven't got a gun yet. I could shoot like that. I'm not, I'm not scared. I'm not scared of these, these bastards. 1783 01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:11,660 Where the fuck are we going, John? 1784 01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:17,080 Fuck, what was going on there? 1785 01:39:21,940 --> 01:39:23,700 He was doing something to him. 1786 01:39:25,820 --> 01:39:26,780 Poor bastard. 1787 01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:28,700 What a way to go. 1788 01:39:30,740 --> 01:39:33,260 Oh, look, a little chicken in the microwave. 1789 01:39:33,260 --> 01:39:39,460 Oh, no. 1790 01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,980 Let's get out of here, John. 1791 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:45,060 Get the hell out of here. 1792 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:48,740 Maybe down here. 1793 01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:55,960 Fucking. 1794 01:39:56,820 --> 01:39:58,440 Your man's still in the jacks. 1795 01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:00,460 Look, we gave him the jacks paper earlier on. 1796 01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:03,340 Oh, no. 1797 01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:08,480 No. 1798 01:40:10,580 --> 01:40:11,540 Get him, John. 1799 01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:13,560 John. 1800 01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:15,580 Kill him. 1801 01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:18,720 Get him, John. 1802 01:40:19,060 --> 01:40:19,600 That's it. 1803 01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:21,120 Sickner. 1804 01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:22,500 What a fucking sickner. 1805 01:40:24,380 --> 01:40:25,140 Disgusting yoke. 1806 01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,040 And that lad. 1807 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,240 $4.99 in Tesco. 1808 01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:31,740 Corn fed. 1809 01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:35,260 10 meters square to range. 1810 01:40:37,780 --> 01:40:40,340 Corn fed. 1811 01:40:40,340 --> 01:40:40,660 Corn fed. 1812 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:46,000 And it's got all the wonderment of a 10 square meter Faraday cage. 1813 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,000 Which to fucking roam around. 1814 01:40:51,220 --> 01:40:53,320 What the Romans did for us, John, huh? 1815 01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:54,140 Come on. 1816 01:40:54,220 --> 01:40:55,040 Follow me, man. 1817 01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:58,960 We need to get to this fucking place where I can get a gun, John. 1818 01:41:00,420 --> 01:41:03,860 Your new name is Gun John because you have a gun, John. 1819 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:07,940 Little gun, John. 1820 01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:08,120 Yeah. 1821 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,480 Whoa, no. 1822 01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:16,100 It's fucking scary when you don't have the weapons, John. 1823 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,140 Scary when you don't have the weapons. 1824 01:41:22,140 --> 01:41:23,440 Don't point that at me. 1825 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:27,180 You're fucking mad, sir. 1826 01:41:31,340 --> 01:41:33,420 Oh, there's this little gunger down there, man. 1827 01:41:33,660 --> 01:41:34,020 Get him. 1828 01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,060 He's listening to grunge, he is. 1829 01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:38,780 Fucking Pearl Jam. 1830 01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:42,640 Nirvarnar. 1831 01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:47,360 Take that bin, you fucking rock roomer. 1832 01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:49,860 Back to the rock room with you. 1833 01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:52,960 Back to the grunge room with you. 1834 01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:53,460 No. 1835 01:42:00,740 --> 01:42:03,500 That's what you get for listening to fucking bad motor finger. 1836 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:08,460 Couple of meaners. 1837 01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:10,480 Couple of mega meanies there, John. 1838 01:42:10,660 --> 01:42:11,020 Get him. 1839 01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:14,340 Fucking mega meansters. 1840 01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:18,340 Disgusting mean girls. 1841 01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:25,480 Ah, the fucking internet is gone, John. 1842 01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:27,820 The internet is gone. 1843 01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:31,100 Stone fucking temple pilots, John. 1844 01:42:33,500 --> 01:42:35,160 You never told your Bono anecdote. 1845 01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:37,120 I'll tell that now. 1846 01:42:38,620 --> 01:42:39,420 So me. 1847 01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:43,540 Damien Rice. 1848 01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:46,940 D-Rice, as we call her in biz. 1849 01:42:49,940 --> 01:42:50,500 Ronotnik. 1850 01:42:50,820 --> 01:42:51,300 Jordan. 1851 01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:53,220 Bono. 1852 01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:57,460 And Glenn Hansard on Zoom. 1853 01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:03,740 We are discussing the ins and outs of boiled rice versus fried. 1854 01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:08,060 Damien Rice starts going off on a real fucking rice tangent. 1855 01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:12,320 In the end, we had to fucking appease him. 1856 01:43:13,380 --> 01:43:14,560 He wouldn't stop talking. 1857 01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:22,600 We had to appease him by throwing on a video of Tim Rice explaining how he made the musics. 1858 01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:24,340 The musics for all the musicals. 1859 01:43:26,020 --> 01:43:28,160 Damien Rice started fucking sitting down. 1860 01:43:28,260 --> 01:43:29,960 He got distracted by that then, you know. 1861 01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:31,700 Stopped going on about rice. 1862 01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:35,440 He was really just like, really harshening the buzz. 1863 01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:38,500 Because we were in South Africa at the time at the Corona event. 1864 01:43:38,940 --> 01:43:41,360 With the models and Johnny Ronan. 1865 01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:43,200 And Johnny Ronan's iPhone as well. 1866 01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:47,740 Johnny Ronan had just got the brand new iPhone SE. 1867 01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:53,520 Which, if you don't know, it's basically, you're basically packing an iPhone 7 or 8. 1868 01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:57,460 In like a real nice, handy, small-time phone. 1869 01:43:57,880 --> 01:43:58,780 It's got a lot of power. 1870 01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:00,320 It's got a great chip in it. 1871 01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:01,840 It can do a lot of cool stuff. 1872 01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:05,640 Some of the shit mobile games he was playing were insane. 1873 01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:09,920 You had one that was like Fluffy the Cat. 1874 01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:13,720 And it's just like a cat simulation. 1875 01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:15,740 Where he lives in a gaff. 1876 01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:17,520 You have your mates around. 1877 01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:19,900 Like fucking elephants and giraffes and shit like that. 1878 01:44:19,980 --> 01:44:20,960 You watch films and stuff. 1879 01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:24,180 Unbelievable it was. 1880 01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:26,640 And he really enjoyed playing it as well. 1881 01:44:26,860 --> 01:44:27,040 Hello? 1882 01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:28,500 Because, we'll turn that down, sorry. 1883 01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:37,560 Because, as you know, G.A. Row had a fucking bad, bad situation going on with the media back home. 1884 01:44:37,660 --> 01:44:40,120 Because they got a hold of one of his videos. 1885 01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,440 I don't know how it fucking slipped through the net, to be honest. 1886 01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:45,480 And they took him to town. 1887 01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:48,380 They fucking took him down. 1888 01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,640 They dragged him over our coals. 1889 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:57,900 And, uh, I said, G.A. Row, you're going to have to come out, man, and say something. 1890 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,160 Fucking press release or something. 1891 01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:03,720 He wasn't listening. 1892 01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:05,520 He was too busy playing with Fluffy the Cat. 1893 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,080 He said, look at this game, Connor. 1894 01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:09,620 It's fucking fantastic. 1895 01:45:10,180 --> 01:45:11,620 You're a cat in a gaff. 1896 01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:13,820 You can have all your mates around. 1897 01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,220 I said, that's good. 1898 01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:18,840 But the fucking press are absolutely crucifying your G.A. Row. 1899 01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:27,660 And Bono piped up a self-penned fucking song in Italian. 1900 01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:29,300 Actually sung it in Italian. 1901 01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:31,240 About G.A. Row. 1902 01:45:31,580 --> 01:45:35,640 Only a week after he fucking sang a song to the Italians in English. 1903 01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:40,820 And, uh, we all shed a solitary tear down our cheeks. 1904 01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:44,520 One, for Bono's amazing fucking vocal performance. 1905 01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,040 Two, for his fantastic grasp of Italian. 1906 01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:50,380 And three, a final tear. 1907 01:45:51,820 --> 01:45:54,700 For the future betterment of J.A. Row Enterprises. 1908 01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:58,260 And with that, I picked up the iPhone SE. 1909 01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:01,320 And fucked it out the window into a swimming pool. 1910 01:46:02,780 --> 01:46:04,100 J.A. Row started to lose his shit. 1911 01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,600 I said, don't worry, J.A. Row. 1912 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:07,860 It's beyond splash proof. 1913 01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:11,220 You can play it after you've wrote the fucking press release. 1914 01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:16,060 That's the story of how J.A. Row managed to redeem himself. 1915 01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:22,400 From an absolute fucking hounding by the Irish press. 1916 01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,180 He's a good guy. 1917 01:46:24,560 --> 01:46:25,640 And he's got all your backs. 1918 01:46:26,540 --> 01:46:27,120 And Milos. 1919 01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:29,840 Thanks so much, Milos. 1920 01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:31,920 You're a good guy. 1921 01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:36,720 Now, getting a bit late in the day. 1922 01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:37,600 It's ten to one. 1923 01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:40,400 But it's an exciting chapter. 1924 01:46:41,140 --> 01:46:42,680 In the Black Misa. 1925 01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:44,520 Storybook. 1926 01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:45,700 Book. 1927 01:46:48,940 --> 01:46:49,640 Pickled onions. 1928 01:46:49,780 --> 01:46:50,900 Thanks very much, bud. 1929 01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:51,460 Budski. 1930 01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,140 Maybe another 20 minutes of this. 1931 01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:02,740 Maybe not. 1932 01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:10,000 Pickled onions. 1933 01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:10,440 Thank you. 1934 01:47:10,540 --> 01:47:11,280 How are you, Conzo? 1935 01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:15,400 Any line on the dungeon opening back up on the 29th? 1936 01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:19,860 Would murder a 27-year-old red breast. 1937 01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:21,620 With San Pell. 1938 01:47:24,260 --> 01:47:25,580 Losing my mind. 1939 01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:27,860 I know, man. 1940 01:47:27,880 --> 01:47:29,020 I'm fucking losing mine. 1941 01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:31,020 I'm absolutely losing mine. 1942 01:47:32,420 --> 01:47:35,540 I'm going to be meeting up for a play date tomorrow with Miles. 1943 01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:39,520 And fucking Milos in the chat. 1944 01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:43,280 And we've got a few fucking business deals to take care of. 1945 01:47:44,820 --> 01:47:46,600 Other than that, I don't know. 1946 01:47:46,780 --> 01:47:46,920 Look. 1947 01:47:47,380 --> 01:47:49,080 Miles has been working on some apps. 1948 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:53,220 As you know, our fucking 9-11 core. 1949 01:47:55,980 --> 01:47:59,340 Multimedia, dance, visual, artist things. 1950 01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:00,940 The kibosh got put on that. 1951 01:48:01,780 --> 01:48:02,680 Back in Feb. 1952 01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:03,760 Feb 2020. 1953 01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:06,840 We were going to bring that around the world. 1954 01:48:07,260 --> 01:48:08,180 We were going to bring it to everywhere. 1955 01:48:08,420 --> 01:48:14,380 And Sonar had dedicated a whole area of their fucking visual. 1956 01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:15,400 Sonar by day. 1957 01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:16,660 Thing. 1958 01:48:16,740 --> 01:48:17,900 We were going to do a two-day thing. 1959 01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:18,600 We were even going to. 1960 01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:20,080 That was going to be our main thing. 1961 01:48:20,140 --> 01:48:21,720 We'd headline each of the two nights. 1962 01:48:21,980 --> 01:48:25,620 And then we'd have guest slots during the day as well. 1963 01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:26,980 Different visual artists. 1964 01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:29,440 But it's gone tits up. 1965 01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,100 It's gone absolutely fucking tits up. 1966 01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:34,980 Miles has took a fucking hit. 1967 01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:35,700 Big hit. 1968 01:48:36,620 --> 01:48:37,240 Big time hit. 1969 01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:40,800 But we don't know. 1970 01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:44,600 We know enough to know we don't know. 1971 01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:48,540 But we also know there are things out there that we do know that we don't know about. 1972 01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:51,500 So until we know about them, then I don't know. 1973 01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:54,680 But thanks for asking anyway. 1974 01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:57,180 Let's have a little delve back into Black Mesa. 1975 01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,300 I want to get it going. 1976 01:48:58,380 --> 01:48:59,120 If we can get it going. 1977 01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:01,380 And then we can head home. 1978 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:02,840 Berlin Oslo. 1979 01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:03,740 Thanks so much. 1980 01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:04,440 Condog. 1981 01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:08,220 Just got fired by a massive banker. 1982 01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:17,020 Flip side is my debilitating panic attacks in 2019 were actually tax deductible. 1983 01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:18,740 Every cloud. 1984 01:49:18,780 --> 01:49:19,340 Thanks so much. 1985 01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:21,800 Thanks so much guys for the tips. 1986 01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:30,660 And it's fucking brilliant to hear your stories of financial troubles, which more often than not always end up in financial pluses. 1987 01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:32,760 It's great. 1988 01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:34,040 It's great. 1989 01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:36,120 When you're in that zone, you know. 1990 01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:37,880 Hello. 1991 01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:39,860 Is there anybody out there? 1992 01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:48,440 This is Sector C. 1993 01:49:49,420 --> 01:49:50,660 Sector C. 1994 01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:53,420 Can you read that? 1995 01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:54,860 Walter Bennett. 1996 01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:55,840 Turn the flashlight off. 1997 01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:09,300 Whoa. 1998 01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:11,240 Chickatee. 1999 01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:14,240 See you later, baby. 2000 01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:20,620 Fuck. 2001 01:50:20,620 --> 01:50:21,400 It's not good. 2002 01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,940 That's not good at all, man. 2003 01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:28,600 Hopefully we can get out to the main entrance and then just get an Uber. 2004 01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:35,240 back home or in my taxi or free now whatever you call that fucking app. 2005 01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,240 I reckon I go there do I? 2006 01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:48,240 Fuck. Oh no! Connor no! 2007 01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:56,240 Yeah I fell down the mineshaft. 2008 01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:01,240 It's not looking good. 2009 01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:07,240 I'm going to go into there a crouch jump into there. Crowd source. 2010 01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:12,240 We're thinking of crowdfunding a new yacht for Eddie for his birthday. 2011 01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:15,240 He doesn't want to pay for it out of his own pocket. 2012 01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:22,240 We're gonna crowdsource some new shit for you. Get you back up and running guys. 2013 01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:35,240 No! Connor no! That guy's name was Connor as well. No! Cons baby no! 2014 01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:40,240 No! Look at this! We don't teach you this! 2015 01:51:41,240 --> 01:51:45,240 I'm not even meant to be here. 2016 01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:51,240 Michael thank you very very much. 2017 01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,240 Thank you very much. 2018 01:51:55,240 --> 01:51:56,240 That's very kind of you man. 2019 01:51:57,240 --> 01:51:58,240 11 out of 10 anecdote. 2020 01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:05,240 Well look you know. That's just one. That's just one from the fucking...the archives. 2021 01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:22,080 what's a fucking stinker that you cannot get the uh the p flynn interview full thing on 2022 01:52:24,160 --> 01:52:25,680 on the internet anymore 2023 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:32,480 because it started for some reason it got popular last year don't ask me why that clip 2024 01:52:32,480 --> 01:52:39,600 became so popular but it did and uh people like another clip as well about another man who was 2025 01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:46,000 berating a novelist a misery novelist but anyway it's another that's another story for another day 2026 01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:52,800 the clip of p flynn on the late lake got really popular last year for some reason and then after 2027 01:52:52,800 --> 01:53:03,040 that got popular again rte removed it they had the full fucking yoke up on their rt archives site and 2028 01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:13,120 and then they took it down if you ask me a license fee should allow you to access a digital 2029 01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:21,520 archive of all the stuff you own it you pay for it it's a joke it's a joke that they took it down as 2030 01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:27,360 well it was in the public interest no doubt someone didn't like it didn't like that it was getting a bit 2031 01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:35,920 attraction and uh yeah got taken down so this is a shout out to anyone who can help us locate and find and 2032 01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:36,560 isolate i mean 2033 01:53:38,960 --> 01:53:41,440 the public are allowed to go into rte and 2034 01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:46,240 and get a and access the library there 2035 01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:53,680 it's an antiquated setup and you have to rely on other people as well and 2036 01:53:55,120 --> 01:54:00,320 fucking recording from dv cam tapes onto cds or dvds it's it's a joke 2037 01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:09,920 but if there's any good soul out there with a good fucking kind bone in their body would they 2038 01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:18,240 consider getting that onto a drive sticking it up on a google drive and lashing it on 2039 01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:26,080 i'd be very very uh grateful how long is the full video says tip the one on youtube is five minutes 2040 01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:32,640 exactly it's only five minutes it's not the whole fucking nine yards the full video will be half an hour 2041 01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:39,760 and you could watch it in its entirety and i used to watch that all right i didn't but i know i know 2042 01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:47,280 francis higgins used to watch that in its entirety stick it on and have just fucking have a little 2043 01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:55,360 fucking laugh because there's some super movements it's like watching a genius in action it's like watching 2044 01:54:56,880 --> 01:55:06,400 some of the uh the the sly winkery and some of the the moves the turns of phrase i can't do an impression 2045 01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:12,960 it's classic clever trev thank you very much 2046 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:22,960 uh and hi konzo any word on whether eddie jord the eddie jordan trio will be touring in 2021 2047 01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:29,600 my nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up and the soothing baselines of the former boss of f1's team jordan 2048 01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:36,800 will go down treat congrats on your your nephew's bar mitzvah upcoming and uh mr psycho thank you very 2049 01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:40,880 much you spelled psycho wrong and thanks for the tip uh 2050 01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:52,960 2022 23 maybe that's what i'm thinking unless they come up with new ways of of having crowds and 2051 01:55:53,520 --> 01:55:57,760 and gigs and things like that don't think it's going to be back to normal until 2022 2052 01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:05,440 black mesa insider thank you very much i hear the explosion of black mesa was caused by the scientist 2053 01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:12,800 lads dot ie opening an interdimensional portal to learn the secrets of hob's coin 2054 01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:16,000 i don't know about that but thanks for the heads up 2055 01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:21,920 how do we get across here anyone know there i don't have to call drop on the uh 2056 01:56:22,640 --> 01:56:28,080 oh for a fuck's sake drop on the mind bank i don't know 2057 01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:37,760 konzo only truth to the rumor that bono kicks the hind legs off dogs on a night out doesn't happen 2058 01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:45,360 that was a made up rumor disgusting as well he actually really that really rubbed him up the wrong way that one 2059 01:56:48,720 --> 01:56:53,920 and now we're loading again okay we're here again hopefully this isn't the wrong place got merchandise 2060 01:56:53,920 --> 01:57:01,760 mate i don't have any merch no i mean day to day if you come down the uh the dealership i can sell you a 2061 01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:08,160 a used amg got a lovely hatchback in there came from an owner who doesn't know their arse from their elbow 2062 01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:13,760 fucking rob them rob them blind and i'm willing to pass on that saving to you 2063 01:57:14,480 --> 01:57:17,200 don't tell them about that hopefully they don't see the fucking stream 2064 01:57:18,080 --> 01:57:21,920 ar-ar can you see who's watching the stream ar-ar 2065 01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,200 ar-ar must have gone to bed 2066 01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:35,680 what how are you meant to get up to that fucking room there 2067 01:57:38,960 --> 01:57:45,760 have i save scummed myself into a corner it was an automatic save scum was it not i think i might 2068 01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:54,400 have done it actually myself can you go back and look at the previous saves can you go back and look what you 2069 01:57:54,400 --> 01:58:15,840 previously saved no obviously yeah yeah this wouldn't be the case because the designer would 2070 01:58:15,840 --> 01:58:24,880 with a would cater for this just got to jump a little farther there father say hello to your father home run 2071 01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,920 tell me you've been saving 2072 01:58:29,840 --> 01:58:37,040 bunny hop there's probably an auto save not more up donald donald worry you you are the one shining light in 2073 01:58:37,040 --> 01:58:44,320 a dark what is this a dark chamber chamber of commerce chamber of horrors 2074 01:58:44,320 --> 01:58:48,720 i don't have any merch thanks for the tip 2075 01:58:52,800 --> 01:59:03,600 do you have to go here do you yeah stick that up your arse makers of the game you thought i was done you thought wrong 2076 01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:06,480 now where am i going 2077 01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:18,960 you must you must have to go down 2078 01:59:18,960 --> 01:59:32,960 little chicken tea 2079 01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:46,480 little chicken tea 2080 01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:46,480 come in anybody 2081 01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:47,280 somebody 2082 01:59:47,280 --> 01:59:54,080 chamber of cons merch go back in and swing a left 2083 01:59:58,400 --> 02:00:00,160 eat the energy pea pod 2084 02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:05,440 jesus wept 2085 02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:10,560 flashlight i know you keep saying flashlight but where the 2086 02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:11,680 in and to the left 2087 02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:16,000 you use this computer 2088 02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:30,640 vent in the reception area on the wall okay we've been sorry i'm sorry i just i want you to experience a fast-paced moving game 2089 02:00:31,280 --> 02:00:33,040 not me arsing around in a fucking 2090 02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:36,560 dilapidated staircase gangway 2091 02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:38,000 which should be 2092 02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:45,120 how the fuck am i meant to know you're meant to get up to this vent 2093 02:00:45,120 --> 02:00:47,360 we have a code red emergency situation 2094 02:00:47,360 --> 02:00:51,040 possible bio contaminants without uh without cheating knowledge 2095 02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,320 not a hope oh there's a vent 2096 02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:01,760 hello hello is there anybody out there 2097 02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:03,840 big void 2098 02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:11,840 there's a little vent you crouch through okay oh here we go yeah the vent 2099 02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:17,520 get ready for the main event we're back in ventilation shaft 2100 02:01:18,560 --> 02:01:21,760 like your man in die hard bruise willis 2101 02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:26,880 great actor great film as well Hans Gruber 2102 02:01:30,320 --> 02:01:31,520 what a prick he was 2103 02:01:35,040 --> 02:01:36,480 crowbar that's what we want 2104 02:01:37,440 --> 02:01:45,200 can we take that yes good luck see you later see you later man see you later 2105 02:01:50,320 --> 02:01:53,360 that's the end of you bud see you later budski 2106 02:01:53,360 --> 02:02:12,400 okay okay getting there with no gun but we've got a crow of our crow some lads heads and that lad there gonna get crowed 2107 02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:30,860 Master 5000. Do you like crows? Jeez. He can take a thrashin'. That lad could really 2108 02:02:30,860 --> 02:03:00,380 take a crowbar. Crovid-19. Counting crows. Okay, so we're moving at pace and I'm enjoying the violence as well. Purely interdimensional. Poor guy. 2109 02:03:00,380 --> 02:03:25,420 I know he's one of us but we need to make sure he's done in case he transforms into a bad egg. Remember the Half-Life 2 stream? Started to worry about Francis' joy of crowbarring. Seems like Konzo might be the same. I do remember watching that stream with our heart and we both really got annoyed with the amount of time he wasted crowbarring people's faces. 2110 02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:39,800 But lo and behold, crow and behold, I'm into it as much as he was. And now it's loading. 2111 02:03:40,040 --> 02:03:54,280 I think there was something on Counting Crows, lad. Blind boy was chatting on the stream. 2112 02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:21,800 What's this? What the fuck is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Place is frozen over, guys! Ice and snow, as far as the eye can see. I've got a crowbar. I'm pinned down. Let's call it tag, lads. 2113 02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:29,560 Turn that volume down. Turn that volume down a little bit. Might be a little bit too, uh, too much for you. To take. 2114 02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:41,560 Just call it tech grams. How you getting on tech grams? Yeah, look, this is cons. I'm down in sector B at the moment. It's an absolute shit show. 2115 02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:54,480 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did you not get down? Did you not get a look on the machine earlier on? What do you mean? I thought you were all over that. For fuck's sake. 2116 02:04:54,480 --> 02:05:17,820 Well, the place looks like the Antarctic at the moment. Yeah. It's fucked up. I don't know. There's a rake of boxes and chambers and fucking seats and some snow and look, I've got a crowbar. I'm okay for a melee range affair. 2117 02:05:18,820 --> 02:05:26,920 I don't know if you see, but it would be nice to get my hands on, on a piece, a nine mil or some kind of fucking pulse rifle or something. 2118 02:05:28,840 --> 02:05:35,020 No, that's the, that's the alarm. The fire alarm. There's no fire. There's a rake of snow. Call the snow brigade. 2119 02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:45,480 I know they don't exist. They don't exist. Perhaps they should. Perhaps they should fucking make one now in these times. 2120 02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:50,620 Okay, look. Talk to you. Talk to you. See you later, bud. Bye-bye. 2121 02:05:51,480 --> 02:05:59,320 Yeah, that was Joe Ski there at the fucking tech shop. Not gonna, it's not working. It's not working out there. All systems down. 2122 02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:07,720 But look, we've been through some hard times. We're gonna go through a few more as well. 2123 02:06:08,140 --> 02:06:11,220 Just glad that you're with me for this because, I mean, I don't know where this is going. 2124 02:06:11,740 --> 02:06:13,360 Things are getting fucking out of control. 2125 02:06:14,860 --> 02:06:15,880 Really fast. 2126 02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:18,060 Really fast. 2127 02:06:18,520 --> 02:06:20,360 That's an explodey box. 2128 02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:22,120 You don't want that. 2129 02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:31,740 Crouch. 2130 02:06:33,740 --> 02:06:34,700 Peter Crouch. 2131 02:06:34,700 --> 02:06:43,520 Huh? What? 2132 02:06:45,760 --> 02:06:47,080 What the fuck is going on? 2133 02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:50,720 What's happening here, Buzz? 2134 02:06:52,800 --> 02:06:53,400 Buzzweiser. 2135 02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:00,180 Good job we didn't drown there. 2136 02:07:00,420 --> 02:07:02,860 Almost got absolutely drowned in sound. 2137 02:07:05,560 --> 02:07:07,060 Crowbar away, boys. 2138 02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:08,340 Thank you very much for your tip. 2139 02:07:08,480 --> 02:07:10,840 What's your opinion on the PS5 Konzo? 2140 02:07:11,020 --> 02:07:18,980 Do the Japanese boys' pure white aerodynamic form meet function design compared to the pure German engineering of the Mercedes? 2141 02:07:19,420 --> 02:07:20,220 Glad you asked that. 2142 02:07:20,260 --> 02:07:20,980 It's a great question. 2143 02:07:22,520 --> 02:07:26,220 Look, the Japanese, they know a thing or two about a thing or two. 2144 02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:28,900 But when it comes to automobiles... 2145 02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:29,200 Whoa. 2146 02:07:30,620 --> 02:07:31,520 Stick with Jerry. 2147 02:07:33,100 --> 02:07:34,540 Jerry's got you covered, okay? 2148 02:07:36,240 --> 02:07:36,640 Whoa. 2149 02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:39,240 That's... 2150 02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:41,120 That was Jerry from development. 2151 02:07:42,340 --> 02:07:44,660 He's got a fucking wife and nine children. 2152 02:07:46,720 --> 02:07:47,660 Gone now, though. 2153 02:07:48,160 --> 02:07:49,180 He's Konzo'd. 2154 02:07:50,260 --> 02:07:50,700 Konzaga. 2155 02:07:51,160 --> 02:07:56,460 I actually managed to put him out of his misery before he went home. 2156 02:07:57,860 --> 02:07:59,160 She would have said, hi, honey. 2157 02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:01,160 Oh, he would have gone, hi, honey, I'm home. 2158 02:08:01,180 --> 02:08:05,040 But he wouldn't have been able to say that because his larynx has been transformed. 2159 02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:08,160 He would have just gargled, I imagine, at his wife. 2160 02:08:09,700 --> 02:08:11,520 Who might not have known any difference. 2161 02:08:11,640 --> 02:08:14,080 Seeing as though he does fucking hit the bottle pretty hard. 2162 02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:17,900 But he's, you know, he's one of the fucking functionants. 2163 02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:19,100 So... 2164 02:08:19,100 --> 02:08:21,180 What can you do? 2165 02:08:22,180 --> 02:08:23,040 Look at this. 2166 02:08:23,400 --> 02:08:24,320 Look at this. 2167 02:08:24,680 --> 02:08:25,220 No! 2168 02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:26,280 You alright, bud? 2169 02:08:27,340 --> 02:08:27,860 Oh! 2170 02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:30,080 Hell's insane. 2171 02:08:30,160 --> 02:08:30,520 No! 2172 02:08:33,020 --> 02:08:33,500 Disgusting. 2173 02:08:41,500 --> 02:08:44,500 Ah, I know what to do here anyway. 2174 02:08:48,300 --> 02:08:51,620 Take that, all of you, and lick it. 2175 02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:52,960 It is my barrel. 2176 02:08:53,460 --> 02:08:54,660 I give it up to you. 2177 02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:58,260 This is the word of the Connor. 2178 02:09:01,320 --> 02:09:01,880 Bah! 2179 02:09:06,260 --> 02:09:08,900 Yes, funky little maneuver there. 2180 02:09:09,220 --> 02:09:11,380 Side step, side twist, side hatcher. 2181 02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:13,060 I learned that one on Brow. 2182 02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:15,080 It's a bad pooch. 2183 02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:16,460 It's a bad dog. 2184 02:09:17,580 --> 02:09:18,540 That's a bad dog. 2185 02:09:22,980 --> 02:09:24,620 Crow that lad to death. 2186 02:09:26,900 --> 02:09:29,300 There's only a stone's crow away now. 2187 02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:32,540 Into the door. 2188 02:09:32,680 --> 02:09:33,360 Door is fucked. 2189 02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:34,860 I love the pace of the game. 2190 02:09:34,960 --> 02:09:35,660 It's a great pace. 2191 02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:40,380 Reminds me of the Connor Investigates series. 2192 02:09:40,520 --> 02:09:41,340 We're finalizing. 2193 02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:45,160 We'll picture lock on the fucking series in two months' time. 2194 02:09:46,280 --> 02:09:47,580 It's in post at the moment. 2195 02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:50,500 Connor Investigates for RTE. 2196 02:09:51,080 --> 02:10:02,280 And we go inside, outside, every fucking site, to find out who will send in those mean tweets about RTE from the RTE Insider Twitter account. 2197 02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:04,900 Yeah. 2198 02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:06,320 Stay. 2199 02:10:06,320 --> 02:10:07,880 It's a slow burner, guys. 2200 02:10:09,080 --> 02:10:11,420 We sent it off to Netflix to see if they want it. 2201 02:10:11,540 --> 02:10:12,900 We never heard back from them. 2202 02:10:13,620 --> 02:10:16,740 But RTE, they're stuck at the moment for stuff. 2203 02:10:17,020 --> 02:10:24,140 And they really needed to dig out, so they called upon us to do the job. 2204 02:10:24,360 --> 02:10:25,480 I got that job done. 2205 02:10:26,700 --> 02:10:33,460 I got to tell you, you'll be very surprised at who this RTE Insider is when we finally do the big reveal in the series finale. 2206 02:10:34,100 --> 02:10:35,160 Six episode deep. 2207 02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:43,700 You'll be very surprised at this guy. 2208 02:10:45,320 --> 02:10:47,200 No Connor Investigates for you. 2209 02:10:47,420 --> 02:10:49,800 You'll never witness the final product. 2210 02:10:51,460 --> 02:10:53,300 Look at this little chickatee here. 2211 02:10:54,260 --> 02:10:55,020 Corn fed. 2212 02:10:56,380 --> 02:10:59,080 Corn fed, but kept in a cage. 2213 02:10:59,240 --> 02:11:02,280 So it's out of the frying pan. 2214 02:11:02,580 --> 02:11:07,640 It's got good life prospects in one sense, but it's got shit life prospects. 2215 02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:08,760 SLP in the other. 2216 02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:11,860 I was into chickens for a while. 2217 02:11:12,060 --> 02:11:13,740 That's, you know, selling chickens, that is. 2218 02:11:14,700 --> 02:11:20,800 You know, we used to do brainstorm, go in on a good day, brainstorm, what's the best way to fucking flog a chick? 2219 02:11:22,140 --> 02:11:25,100 And slap corn fed on the box. 2220 02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:28,000 That appeases a lot of people. 2221 02:11:29,020 --> 02:11:37,800 You've got your half-assed wannabe green good guys of the world who will be happy enough to buy an egg that just says corn fed on it. 2222 02:11:38,120 --> 02:11:40,180 We didn't tell you what kind of corn was being fed. 2223 02:11:41,680 --> 02:11:46,260 Another one is this chicken is free to have a little, it's got its own garden. 2224 02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:48,900 That was my brainchild. 2225 02:11:49,880 --> 02:11:50,840 This chicken has a garden. 2226 02:11:53,160 --> 02:12:01,800 And yeah, that really fucking, we saw an uptick in egg after that got fucking spliced onto the package. 2227 02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:13,040 But yeah, watch out for those guys, guys, because they do fucking try and sell you the egg based upon the fact that the chick has been fed corn. 2228 02:12:14,080 --> 02:12:18,460 But I mean, what's the point if it can't fucking stand up? 2229 02:12:29,840 --> 02:12:30,480 You alright? 2230 02:12:30,480 --> 02:12:30,540 You alright? 2231 02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:32,020 You okay, bud? 2232 02:12:43,560 --> 02:12:44,500 I'll take you. 2233 02:12:44,880 --> 02:12:45,840 You can come with me. 2234 02:12:46,220 --> 02:12:46,840 Over here. 2235 02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:47,960 Come on, man. 2236 02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:49,480 Do the job, John. 2237 02:12:51,500 --> 02:12:52,100 John! 2238 02:12:52,100 --> 02:12:58,320 Open the fucking door, John. 2239 02:12:59,880 --> 02:13:00,920 We have to get in here. 2240 02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:06,760 What's that? 2241 02:13:14,440 --> 02:13:15,840 Where am I going to go here? 2242 02:13:16,160 --> 02:13:16,640 Down here. 2243 02:13:16,640 --> 02:13:16,700 Down here. 2244 02:13:16,700 --> 02:13:23,140 What's this? 2245 02:13:25,360 --> 02:13:26,100 Who right there? 2246 02:13:26,480 --> 02:13:26,920 What's that? 2247 02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:32,820 Mr. Streamer. 2248 02:13:33,560 --> 02:13:36,160 My name is Mr. Williams to you, Matthew. 2249 02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:37,700 Thanks very much for tuning in. 2250 02:13:38,480 --> 02:13:41,840 What are your thoughts on white chocolate magnums? 2251 02:13:42,840 --> 02:13:46,980 They're a fucking, they're a strange phenomenon. 2252 02:13:47,520 --> 02:13:48,520 But I got to tell you something. 2253 02:13:49,540 --> 02:13:56,200 I actually was involved in the launch of white chocolate magnums way back in 96. 2254 02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:57,760 94 even. 2255 02:13:59,300 --> 02:14:03,600 That's before you'd even fucking had an ice cream, I'd say. 2256 02:14:04,220 --> 02:14:07,540 But yeah, I loved them in the beginning. 2257 02:14:07,540 --> 02:14:11,900 And I think generally when you're working with something, you're working with a product, you lose the love for it. 2258 02:14:13,180 --> 02:14:14,860 That's not the same to be said for Mercedes. 2259 02:14:15,260 --> 02:14:18,660 I absolutely adore Mercedes as a brand, a company, and a car as well. 2260 02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:21,900 But white chocolate magnums, I went off them for a long time. 2261 02:14:24,220 --> 02:14:26,400 Really am an iceburger. 2262 02:14:29,340 --> 02:14:29,740 Fanatic. 2263 02:14:30,740 --> 02:14:35,240 I know you're thinking, what's that fucking, that's proletarian ice cream. 2264 02:14:37,820 --> 02:14:39,620 Prol, that's prol cream. 2265 02:14:40,920 --> 02:14:42,020 Well you got it wrong, mister. 2266 02:14:43,140 --> 02:14:47,740 Because I think, in my opinion, I didn't work for them, I'm not fucking getting paid here by iceburger. 2267 02:14:48,520 --> 02:14:49,260 But iceburger. 2268 02:14:51,980 --> 02:14:53,120 The iceburger. 2269 02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:56,320 Is an ice cream sensation. 2270 02:14:56,840 --> 02:14:57,800 Unlike none other. 2271 02:14:59,620 --> 02:15:00,260 Safe haven. 2272 02:15:00,660 --> 02:15:04,120 An amazing block of ice cream sandwich between two. 2273 02:15:05,260 --> 02:15:05,740 Lovely. 2274 02:15:07,020 --> 02:15:07,560 Soft. 2275 02:15:08,720 --> 02:15:10,520 Chocolate biscuit kind of stuff. 2276 02:15:10,620 --> 02:15:11,000 Things. 2277 02:15:13,060 --> 02:15:15,760 Creating an absolutely taste sensation sandwich. 2278 02:15:19,200 --> 02:15:21,480 And yeah, you get the iconic crunch with the mag. 2279 02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:27,960 The sensation of the soft teeth sink. 2280 02:15:30,260 --> 02:15:32,580 Into the iceburger is just unparalleled. 2281 02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:34,020 Don't know about you. 2282 02:15:35,100 --> 02:15:36,100 Take them or leave them. 2283 02:15:37,080 --> 02:15:37,820 Magnums that is. 2284 02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,880 What's this lad, is it? 2285 02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:43,440 I've had my fill for excitement today. 2286 02:15:43,580 --> 02:15:44,620 Yeah, me too, man. 2287 02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,060 It's getting fucking dinged. 2288 02:15:46,060 --> 02:15:47,020 Two grenades. 2289 02:15:48,800 --> 02:15:50,380 Got a few nades, man. 2290 02:15:55,760 --> 02:15:57,620 Fucking throw these bad boys around. 2291 02:16:02,780 --> 02:16:04,480 Does Francis Higgins have Twitch? 2292 02:16:04,660 --> 02:16:05,600 I'm not sure he does. 2293 02:16:06,000 --> 02:16:07,240 Magoo, thanks for tuning in. 2294 02:16:07,860 --> 02:16:09,380 I think he has this channel. 2295 02:16:09,620 --> 02:16:11,340 And he occasionally lets it out to me. 2296 02:16:11,660 --> 02:16:12,160 His uncle. 2297 02:16:13,140 --> 02:16:14,880 And, uh, there's some other random. 2298 02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:16,020 Some rando. 2299 02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:16,160 Oh. 2300 02:16:16,160 --> 02:16:23,700 I'm gonna throw this grenade and save. 2301 02:16:23,980 --> 02:16:24,380 Oh, save. 2302 02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:25,020 Throw it. 2303 02:16:26,240 --> 02:16:27,060 Just cook it. 2304 02:16:27,540 --> 02:16:28,020 Throw it. 2305 02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:30,280 Wow. 2306 02:16:30,460 --> 02:16:31,040 That was nice. 2307 02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:33,580 Yeah, that was really nice. 2308 02:16:35,680 --> 02:16:36,000 Arhar. 2309 02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:36,040 Arhar. 2310 02:16:36,940 --> 02:16:39,320 I've just naded a dead body, Arhar. 2311 02:16:44,900 --> 02:16:46,560 He's not shouting down. 2312 02:16:46,840 --> 02:16:48,820 He's embarrassed by his old man playing the games. 2313 02:16:50,260 --> 02:16:52,240 He stays up all night. 2314 02:16:52,640 --> 02:16:53,140 Because I know. 2315 02:16:53,220 --> 02:16:54,580 Because he sleeps all bloody day. 2316 02:16:55,860 --> 02:16:57,480 But he's pretending to be cool now. 2317 02:16:57,500 --> 02:16:58,740 He doesn't want to be associated with me. 2318 02:17:01,260 --> 02:17:01,700 Oh. 2319 02:17:01,820 --> 02:17:02,680 Cook that too long. 2320 02:17:03,580 --> 02:17:04,600 Cook that too long. 2321 02:17:07,160 --> 02:17:07,760 Abulation. 2322 02:17:08,280 --> 02:17:08,520 Deep. 2323 02:17:09,180 --> 02:17:09,640 Yes. 2324 02:17:10,320 --> 02:17:11,720 And we have a piece as well. 2325 02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:15,260 Great stuff. 2326 02:17:15,260 --> 02:17:29,040 We got the piece, Arhar. 2327 02:17:29,160 --> 02:17:29,940 We got the 9mm. 2328 02:17:32,060 --> 02:17:34,660 Your father has access to the gun, Arhar. 2329 02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:38,300 He's just ignoring. 2330 02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:42,540 He's probably watching the stream, though. 2331 02:17:43,160 --> 02:17:44,500 I'd say he's watching the stream. 2332 02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:47,660 Okay. 2333 02:17:47,880 --> 02:17:49,920 And that's enough. 2334 02:17:50,060 --> 02:17:51,640 The weapons work anyway, guys. 2335 02:17:51,760 --> 02:17:51,940 Look. 2336 02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:53,000 We're gonna leave it there tonight. 2337 02:17:53,140 --> 02:17:54,040 That's enough for tonight. 2338 02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:55,520 Hopefully he doesn't auto save there. 2339 02:17:56,160 --> 02:17:57,260 Override the fucking save. 2340 02:17:57,400 --> 02:17:58,000 No ammo. 2341 02:17:58,480 --> 02:17:58,740 Okay. 2342 02:17:58,800 --> 02:17:59,040 Look. 2343 02:17:59,240 --> 02:18:00,020 We'll see you later on. 2344 02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:00,820 Thanks so much. 2345 02:18:00,900 --> 02:18:03,440 It's been a real pleasure being able to stream the game for you. 2346 02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:06,100 And Dave Foley. 2347 02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:08,340 I want to say a big, big thank you to you. 2348 02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:10,360 You, uh... 2349 02:18:10,360 --> 02:18:12,080 You sent us a tip there the last day. 2350 02:18:12,480 --> 02:18:13,860 I'm not sure whether or not I thanked you. 2351 02:18:14,800 --> 02:18:15,800 But I was gripped. 2352 02:18:16,260 --> 02:18:17,720 I was in the middle of a shoot. 2353 02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:19,520 I don't know if you caught it. 2354 02:18:19,540 --> 02:18:20,140 It was on RTE. 2355 02:18:20,420 --> 02:18:21,440 It's fantastic stuff. 2356 02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:25,700 Connor, can you recommend any ski instructors around the Eiger? 2357 02:18:25,780 --> 02:18:27,360 I'm thinking of a ski holiday up there. 2358 02:18:28,400 --> 02:18:29,900 I'm gonna lash a few onto you. 2359 02:18:30,480 --> 02:18:31,980 There's Johnny Silk skis. 2360 02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:34,840 There's a good cousin of Zona. 2361 02:18:34,840 --> 02:18:37,080 It's called Logitech Gildee. 2362 02:18:37,540 --> 02:18:38,100 Now he... 2363 02:18:39,100 --> 02:18:40,360 He's a bit of a wild card. 2364 02:18:41,900 --> 02:18:43,800 But he knows the slopes. 2365 02:18:44,100 --> 02:18:45,140 He lives the slopes. 2366 02:18:46,260 --> 02:18:47,100 He just fucking... 2367 02:18:47,100 --> 02:18:47,700 He lives on them. 2368 02:18:49,080 --> 02:18:51,000 And he would like... 2369 02:18:51,000 --> 02:18:53,480 He would personally like to train you, Dave. 2370 02:18:55,640 --> 02:18:56,620 He told me he would. 2371 02:18:57,340 --> 02:18:58,580 Thanks very much for the tip. 2372 02:18:58,740 --> 02:18:59,600 We're gonna fucking put... 2373 02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:02,540 I'll get his people to contact your people and we can... 2374 02:19:02,540 --> 02:19:05,180 We can hammer out a play date on the slopes. 2375 02:19:06,180 --> 02:19:07,780 Donal Murray, thanks so much, man. 2376 02:19:07,840 --> 02:19:10,700 Are you telling me you have no love for the Alma Magnum, Connor? 2377 02:19:12,560 --> 02:19:19,400 You have the physical sensation of a chewy crunch and a smooth cold cream taste of cold cream. 2378 02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:21,900 Sensational. 2379 02:19:23,480 --> 02:19:26,540 That's another argument, another story for another night. 2380 02:19:27,000 --> 02:19:29,160 Until then, goodnight and God bless. 2381 02:19:29,620 --> 02:19:30,500 And we'll see you later. 2382 02:19:31,760 --> 02:19:32,720 Take it easy. 2383 02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:34,500 Connor. 2384 02:19:34,500 --> 02:19:34,620 Connor. 2385 02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:43,020 You've got that San Pellegrino smile. 2386 02:19:44,020 --> 02:19:48,220 When you smile, you light up the room for a while. 2387 02:19:49,400 --> 02:19:53,000 Then it goes out around half past ten. 2388 02:19:54,060 --> 02:19:57,900 It's time to grab another San Pelle again. 2389 02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:00,820 The holiday in Milan was shit. 2390 02:20:00,960 --> 02:20:02,580 I'm never going back again. 2391 02:20:03,040 --> 02:20:04,740 The birds were sending it. 2392 02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:05,460 It has to be said. 2393 02:20:05,540 --> 02:20:08,300 A lot of high-class birdage at the San Pelle event. 2394 02:20:08,620 --> 02:20:10,880 120-year dinner event, it was. 2395 02:20:11,420 --> 02:20:13,160 Fucking magic in nature and everything. 2396 02:20:16,540 --> 02:20:20,120 You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event. 2397 02:20:20,340 --> 02:20:24,000 Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds. 2398 02:20:24,700 --> 02:20:25,880 Have you ever had that? 2399 02:20:26,240 --> 02:20:27,940 No, I doubt it. 2400 02:20:27,940 --> 02:20:31,380 As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic. 2401 02:20:31,940 --> 02:20:37,940 Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble. 2402 02:20:38,400 --> 02:20:39,480 Only to reveal. 2403 02:20:39,900 --> 02:20:41,060 A fucking night scene. 2404 02:20:41,360 --> 02:20:43,580 And a plate of beans and a star of toast. 2405 02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:49,000 Star of toast you take away the sins of the world. 2406 02:20:49,000 --> 02:20:52,340 A celebration of the Italian inhabitants. 2407 02:20:52,340 --> 02:20:56,120 Then, a final course of rubbish. 2408 02:20:56,120 --> 02:21:00,740 Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest. 2409 02:21:01,160 --> 02:21:02,700 Illuminated box prism. 2410 02:21:03,040 --> 02:21:04,140 What was inside it? 2411 02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:06,480 You guess a less a lessed it. 2412 02:21:06,940 --> 02:21:09,500 The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle. 2413 02:21:09,940 --> 02:21:13,380 An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman jump. 2414 02:21:14,100 --> 02:21:18,020 Ridge cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshakes. 2415 02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:20,420 You may think this is extraordinary. 2416 02:21:21,020 --> 02:21:23,960 Whereas we think it's just another night. 2417 02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:25,600 San Pellegrino. 2418 02:21:25,880 --> 02:21:28,800 Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years. 2419 02:21:29,200 --> 02:21:29,580 Cheers. 2420 02:21:29,900 --> 02:21:30,440 Connor. 2421 02:21:30,440 --> 02:21:32,040 We'll be right back.