1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Sigh* 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Hey we're just getting this set up Tony, you can wait a moment. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 What? 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 We're just gonna take two Tony, if you can wait for a moment, we're just getting set up Tony. 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000 I ain't got all days done, I need to be back out soon now. 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:01:01,980 Thank you. 7 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:31,960 Thank you. 8 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,960 Thank you. 9 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,960 General mood. 10 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:52,960 Yeah, I mean, what we're looking for is confusion, okay? So just try to imagine what has happened, what's going on here is the reactor is facing an explosion and a possible meltdown as well, but there is an air of confusion around. 11 00:01:52,960 --> 00:02:01,960 Air of confusion, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay. So will I just riff it? 12 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:08,960 Yep, just head straight in there and just see how it goes. 13 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:29,960 Oi, oi. It's fucking hot in here. Did someone, someone leave the eating on? Because I'm feeling a little bit fucking radiated. How's that? 14 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:51,960 You're going to have to go again, so if you can go again, so, but like, what we want is confusion. So basically the reactor has just exploded. We don't know, nobody knows what's going on. But you have an inclination that the atlock, you do have an inclination that the reactor has exploded. 15 00:02:51,960 --> 00:03:00,960 Right. Well, I take it. So what do you want me to be a bit happy about it? What do you want me to be? 16 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:07,960 Well, you're definitely not happy and I think maybe, you know, you don't, you aren't as excited. 17 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,960 Right, I'll take it again. 18 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:16,960 Okay, Tony, take it again. And action. 19 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:28,960 What the fuck is going on here then, you fucking cunts? I heard the reactor explain. I was having a little nap. 20 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:35,960 So it's all right. It doesn't say anything about nap here, but I'm just going to throw that in. 21 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:50,960 Yeah, Tony, you can do that. You can do that, Tony, but I mean, it needs to be in the script. It needs to be in the script as well. There's no evidence of you having to sleep or a nap when it's going on. 22 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,960 Well, fuck it, I'll take it again then. 23 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,960 Yeah, and no cursing, please. No curse words. 24 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:17,960 Watcher! I'm back. I am here to oversee the reaction corps. It better be cool. It better be nice and fucking cool. 25 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:22,960 Otherwise, I'm going to have your fucking head. 26 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:27,960 Now, what's the temperature is the reactor core now? 27 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,960 How's that? A little bit better? 28 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Yeah, it's good, Tony, but I mean, like, you're going to have to try and make it feel like you're in the moment because at the moment it feels as though you're just, you know, it's like you're in one of the soap operas that you started. 29 00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:06,960 I can't help that, you know, it's the way I act. It's the way I fucking act, isn't it? What's going on here? It says here there's a reactor possible explosion and you want me to... 30 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,960 What do you want me to say? Am I here to smash heads or what? 31 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 I'll go back. 32 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:21,960 Yeah, Tony, just go for it. Just go for it. Just roll it. Roll it in your own way, okay? 33 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 Right, here we go. Another take. 34 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,960 Right. Right. Reactor. Reactor. 35 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,960 Oi, oi. 36 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Do you recognise the face? 37 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,960 Thought so. 38 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,960 I'm fucking de-ack-love. 39 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,960 Now, is it just me? 40 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,960 Or is it getting fucking hot in this reactor? 41 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,960 How's that? Is that better? 42 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,960 Great, Tony. It's absolutely fantastic, Tony. 43 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:30,960 That's probably the best one yet. 44 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:33,960 I'm going to go again. 45 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,960 I'm going to go again. 46 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Fucking hell. 47 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,960 It's like custard dough salt in here. 48 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,960 Who left the radiator on? 49 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,960 How about that? Is that a good one? 50 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,960 Fantastic, Tony. It's really bringing it to life as well. 51 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,960 You really feel like, um... 52 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,960 You really do feel like you're in Ukraine. 53 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:06,960 And we got a great line here from our script supervisor in the chat. 54 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,960 Nick Team One, Tony. 55 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,960 He wants you to go with 10,000 people who used to live here. 56 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,960 Now it's a ghost town. 57 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,960 And we... 58 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:19,960 Right. 59 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:21,960 Right, right. I got that. I got that. 60 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960 And we also have, um... 61 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Vigendi has suggested your name is Danny D'Atlov. 62 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Or Danny D'Atliar. 63 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,960 Danny D'Atlov. 64 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:36,960 Danny D'Atlov. 65 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:38,960 Danny D'At-L-L-I-R. 66 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,960 Alright, let's do it. 67 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,960 What's the story Jack of fucking Nori? 68 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,960 It's like Costa del Sol in here. 69 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 I heard an explosion. 70 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,960 I was having a napkins, weren't I? 71 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,960 Who left the heating on? 72 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,960 I'll tell you that one again. Sorry about that. 73 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:05,960 Sorry about that. 74 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,960 I was having a problem now. You take your time. 75 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:10,960 Take your time. 76 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:11,960 Take your time. 77 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,960 Louder and with more hands. Thanks so much for the tip. Thank you. 78 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,960 I'm just gonna riff it out. 79 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,960 I'm just gonna riff it out. 80 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,960 And... 81 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,960 And... 82 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,960 Action. 83 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,960 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. 84 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,960 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. 85 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Oy, oy. 86 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,960 It's fucking hot in this reactor. 87 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,960 What's going on? We're not in the reactor, are we? 88 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:15,960 No, we're not in the reactor. We're in the control room, Tony. We're in the control room. If you can just... 89 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,960 But I love the energy. The energy was fantastic. 90 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:28,960 And... 91 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:28,960 And... Action. 92 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,960 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Oy! 93 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,960 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Oy! 94 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,960 Watch out! 95 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,960 It's fucking up in this control room, innit? 96 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,960 Did someone leave the fucking eating on? 97 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,960 Danny Dyatlov here. 98 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,960 How you getting? How you getting on? You alright? 99 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,960 Yeah, I'm here to oversee the reaction call, ain't I? 100 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,960 It's a fucking nonce job this town. 101 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,960 I was walking around. There's a load of fucking weirdos. 102 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,960 Did something happen to them? 103 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,960 It looked like they were all red. 104 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,960 All their faces was fucking red. 105 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,960 And there's a big fireball in the sky. 106 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,960 Telling you, it's not fucking right. 107 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,960 I'll see you later. 108 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,960 Make sure the reaction's alright, yeah? 109 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,960 Really good, Tone. Really good. I really love that line. This is a what job? 110 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,960 A nonce job. 111 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,960 What does that mean? 112 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Means the place is full of fucking wrong-uns, innit? 113 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,960 A wrong-un. I like that one. What about that one? We'll go with wrong-uns. 114 00:10:58,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Wrong-uns. 115 00:10:59,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Wrong-uns. 116 00:10:59,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Wrong-uns. Okay, okay, let's go. 117 00:10:59,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Oye oye. Who's running this fucking reactor? Because I want to work with him. It's I. 118 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:03,240 I like that one. What about that? We'll go with wrong ones? 119 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,840 Wrong-uns. 120 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,040 Wrong-uns. Okay, okay, let's go. 121 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:29,400 Oi, oi! Who's running this fucking reactor? Because I want to work with him. It's hot. 122 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:37,640 And there's a big fucking fireball in the sky. I was down the Queen Vic. We'll go again, we'll go again. 123 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:58,840 Oi, oi! Who's running this ship? Because it's a fucking wrong-and-hole. I was just down the Nag in Pripyat, having a 124 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:07,080 couple of bitter pints. I seen a big explosion in the sky. I came to see what was going on. Next 125 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:15,320 thing I know, it's a fucking fireball, innit? I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it, Gav. 126 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:23,560 Yeah, you just go again, Phil, because you've got all day. You can really have license with this. Go at it and really, really go at it and go at it hard. 127 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:33,800 Owen Fleming, thanks so much for your tip. Can you get Tony to use some Jerry Hanna lines? Like 128 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,800 he hammered the reactor and why are they so obsessed with graphite? 129 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:52,040 We really do appreciate the tip, Owen, but there is no link there between those things. I suppose if it 130 00:12:52,040 --> 00:13:00,280 was that a man from a town in the south of Ireland playing the role, but it's not. I mean, HBO's 131 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:08,280 Chernobyl. We're using a mainly British and Irish cast. Even the Irish actors we have, they're using 132 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:20,520 kind of British accents as well, so it's a strange concept at the moment. So, I think we're gonna go with 133 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,520 the 10,000 people. So... 134 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:52,520 Okay, we're getting the mics are weird. Someone's saying we have to correct the microphone there. If anybody 135 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:59,160 could confirm whether or not to... Just tell me sound good or sound bad in the thing there, please. 136 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:09,480 In the chat. Sound good or sound bad? I don't want to waste... I don't want to waste all day here. We've got 137 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,760 a few auditions to do here. We can't be wasting time here. 138 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:29,800 Just for the record here, you're not meant to be able to hear me as well as Tony. Tony, could you just 139 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:38,040 give us a mic check there? Oi, oi, one, two, three. How's your reactor core? Where's your reactor rods? You've been 140 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:55,800 playing with your reactor rods too long, son. Now it's time to go home to bed. How's that? Is that okay? I mean, somebody, somebody tell us it's an echo. We don't really need... We don't care about that so much. I mean, as long as you're getting... Yeah, you can... I get the concept... Thank you. 141 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:16,040 I'm ready. I'm ready as I'll ever be. Danny D'Atlov then, yeah. Danny D'Atlov. Yes. 142 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:33,080 I'm thinking of a new entrance, a different kind of entrance, a better kind of a moonwalker. 143 00:15:43,080 --> 00:16:07,080 Oi, oi. How's it going, you reactor slags? I was down the nag, having a couple of bitters. I heard the mad explosion, didn't I? I got on the dog and bone. They told me someone's after fucking messing up the reaction call room, ain't they? Who did it? I want to know. I don't want to know. Nah. 144 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:24,080 Get those reaction rods fixed. Nah. Otherwise, I'm going to take them out of the reactor and smash your cabbage in with them. Is that alright? 145 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:37,540 Good Tony, it's a... it's a... a little bit violent. A little bit violent. 146 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,100 How's about this? How's about this? 147 00:16:47,100 --> 00:17:17,080 *Sigh* Pfft! Fucking hell, it's hot in this reaction unit core control room, innit? Who's running the shit round here? My name is comrade Danny Dyatlov. And you're a bunch of fucking lemons, ain't ya? Nah. There's 50,000 people in there. 148 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:31,080 That fucking town of Pripyat. They're about to get evacuated, innit they? Why? 'Cause you fucked it up. You fucked it up, son. 149 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,080 And we're gonna go for a close there, Dan. 150 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,080 You... you fucked it up. 151 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,080 Where's Harry? 152 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,080 You told me Harry was gonna be here. Where is he? 153 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,080 Okay, town. 154 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:01,080 Okay, town. 155 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:13,080 Okay, town. That was... not... not really what we're after, but we can go with something like that. Let's just change here. We're gonna try and get some stills. 156 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:36,500 Come on, please. 157 00:18:36,500 --> 00:19:03,220 Okay. 158 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:20,580 Thanks very much. 159 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:37,940 So it's all about the walk, innit? 160 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:42,940 You need to have that kind of fucking reactor walk. 161 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,940 It's a reaction walk. 162 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,940 What's a reaction walk? 163 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:52,940 It's like a reaction step. 164 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:55,940 Like a reaction two step for the reactor. 165 00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:00,940 Okay, just give us a glimpse of that. 166 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,940 It'd be a bit like this. 167 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:09,940 It's like I'm walking down the parade going down the pub like this. 168 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:14,940 Hey, tell you what, these fucking reactors are in it. 169 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,940 And then you're going to go in for the clothes. 170 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,940 Where's Harry? 171 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:31,940 I heard he had something to do with the control rods. 172 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:32,940 Really good, really. 173 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,940 That's so Soviet. 174 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:40,940 It's actually indistinguishable between British and Soviet. 175 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,940 Really good. 176 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,940 Really, really good. 177 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,940 There's so much menace and vitriol in the delivery. 178 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:47,940 It really fits well. 179 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:48,940 Yeah, I know there's nothing like that in the script. 180 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:49,940 But I'm not going to be able to do it. 181 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:50,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 182 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:51,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 183 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:52,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 184 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 185 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 186 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 187 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:56,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 188 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:57,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 189 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 190 00:20:58,940 --> 00:20:59,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 191 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 192 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 193 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 194 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 195 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:04,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 196 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:05,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 197 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:06,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 198 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:07,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 199 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:08,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 200 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 201 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 202 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:11,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 203 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:12,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 204 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,940 I'm not going to be able to do it. 205 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,940 I know there's nothing like that in the script. 206 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:22,940 But it's the way I would approach the role given half a chance. 207 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,940 Do you understand? 208 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,940 Okay, here we go again. 209 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:35,940 We go again. 210 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:42,940 Oi, Oi! 211 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,940 Fucking reactors on fire, ain't it? 212 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,940 Who's having a little sit down on the grass out there? 213 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:50,940 Things fucking blowing up. 214 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:52,940 Who left it on? 215 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:54,940 Did someone leave it on? 216 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,940 Because it's fucking blowing up, son. 217 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:05,940 50,000 fucking reactors in this town. 218 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,940 And you picked the wrong one to blow up. 219 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:10,940 Now come here. 220 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:11,940 You tell me. 221 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,940 Who did the damage? 222 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:16,940 And who's about to fucking pay for it? 223 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:17,940 Really good, Tone. 224 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:17,940 Really good. 225 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:17,940 You're actually, you're really bringing a lot to this. 226 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:17,940 So much now. 227 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:18,940 It's, it's... 228 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:19,940 We're getting in deep. 229 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:20,940 We're getting in deep. 230 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:49,820 Really good, Tone. Really good. You're actually, you're really bringing a lot to this. So much now. It's, it's, we're getting in deep. We're getting in deep. And anybody out there as well in the chat or in the, in the, in the, thanks very much for reacting on fire. Anyone who has any suggestions for lines or scenes, we are here. 231 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,220 We are waiting. 232 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,220 Thank you. 233 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,220 Thank you. 234 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,220 Thank you. 235 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,220 Right. 236 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,220 Right. 237 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,220 Right. 238 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,220 Right. 239 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:31,200 Thank you. 240 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:54,200 Thank you so much for your tip, Ronan. And React is on fire. Thank you so much. Ronan says, Tony's going to be on I'm a Celeb in six years time. Okay, Antoinette in the chat says, need some range, Tone. Range. You and some fucking range. I'll give you range. 241 00:23:54,200 --> 00:24:13,200 I'll do a bit of expli- what character expli- exploration? Alright, sand sand, alright, let's have a look, let's have a look, let's have a look. 242 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:42,200 Right, right, okay, okay. Oi, stop what you're doing for a minute. Got a bit of bad news, yeah? 243 00:24:42,200 --> 00:25:11,200 Yeah. Fucking reactor's on fire. It's burning down. It's gonna be a meltdown. 244 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:36,200 It's gonna be a nuclear meltdown. It's gonna be a fucking meltdown, you mug. Great town, really good. You nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. 245 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:53,200 Ted Strange, thanks so much for the tip there, Ted Strange. More intense, more feeling. People are loving the feeling tone. 246 00:25:54,200 --> 00:26:07,200 I knew they would. I knew they would. I knew, it's all about how you channel it, innit? It's not about being cock of the walk, tip-top. Tip-top, Terry. It's about being able to show your range. 247 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,800 Now, let's have a little look again. 248 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,600 Right, here we go. 249 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,320 And action. 250 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,800 Right. So we're sitting, we're sitting. 251 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:45,280 Okay, we're gonna scratch that. We're gonna go take two again. 252 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:56,080 Right. Stick the fucking kettle on. We're gonna be here for a long night. What? 253 00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:04,400 Fucking reactor's blown up, ain't it? We're fucked. I'll tell you that again. Sorry, we'll tell you that again. 254 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:17,120 Right. You. Stick the kettle on. You. Get down the shop and buy some biscuits. It's gonna be a long fucking night, gents. Why? Reactor's on fire, ain't it? I'm Danny Diatlov. 255 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:29,840 And I'm here to make sure the nuclear core is not gonna fucking melt down. But, turns out, it's already melting down. But, we can't admit that to ourselves. Why? Because we're Soviets, yeah? 256 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:42,560 If we fuck up now, we're all for the chop. So let's stay put, stay here, and fucking do the job until the job gets done, until the morning. Because if the job don't get done, he's never gonna get done. 257 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:59,280 Do you understand that? I've been in this job since I was yay high. A little boy. Shouldn't have been doing it. 258 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:23,280 Okay, take that again, Tone. We need to take that again. And we take it again just from, uh, from little boy. 259 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:33,280 I'm gonna take it from the top. I don't do it like that. It's the way I roll, innit? I'm gonna take it from the top. 260 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960 Ba-ba. 261 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:55,280 Right. Stick the fucking kettle on. You. Poindexter. Get down the shop and get a pack of custard creams. It's gonna be a long night, gents. Tell you why. 262 00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:04,960 Some fucking ballooner is after leaving the fucking reactor on. It's exploded, yeah? And then everyone in Pripyat's fucking running around like lulah cakes. 263 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:16,640 We're staying here. We're staying here. We're staying here until the reactor is quenched. Is that alright? Does the reactor get quenched? Does the reactor get quenched? 264 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:28,320 No, there's actually no... You can't quenched your reactor. It's... It's a complete chaos. Like, you know, once it... Once it explodes, it explodes. 265 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,320 God. 266 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:39,000 God. Can we do something with graphite? Because one of the main features of the explosion of the core was a lot of graphite. 267 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:50,760 Right, it says 3.6 Ranganad there. Not great. Not fucking terrible either. Another thing, 268 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:56,020 does anyone have their recording of the match from last night? I fucking missed it didn't 269 00:29:56,020 --> 00:30:07,860 I? West Ham. West Ham. Not great. 270 00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:17,860 Not the best though, I mean football doesn't really come into it at all. Also we're more closer to Kiev. 271 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:36,720 Kiev, alright alright. Oi oi. Anyone see the fucking Dynamo Kiev game last night? Fucking hammered them didn't they? So yes, that new kid did sign. Japanese fella. 272 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:48,720 Taiyamoto, fucking wonder kid. Boosh. Sup corner. What? The reaction is on fire. The fucking reactor is on fire lads. Come on we've got to go. 273 00:30:48,720 --> 00:31:00,720 What? No leaving? I mean that's the first thing, first fucking thing I'd do if I was in a reactor and it exploded. I'd be out the fucking door. 274 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:12,720 Yeah, you can't, I mean that doesn't happen. 275 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,720 Yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't, I mean that doesn't happen. 276 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,720 And... action. 277 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,720 Right boys and girls. 278 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:55,720 Comrade Danny Dyatlov here, at your pleasure. You. Stick the kettle on. You. Get down the shop and get a pack of custard creams and 40 fucking silk cut purple. 279 00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:17,720 Next thing's next. Reactors explode, innit? It's fucking hot. We need to make sure it's alright in here. First things first. See these TV screens. You. Make, make one of them show the fucking... Ah, fuck it. I fucked it up. I fucked it up. Sorry. Sorry. 280 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:30,720 It's okay, Tone. Just don't worry about it. You're actually, you're overthinking it, Tone. You're overthinking it and you need to just roll with the blow. 281 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,720 Captain, Captain Sack, thank you very much. And 3.6, Rompkin, thank you so much. 282 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,720 Okay, I'm going in again. 283 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,720 How's it going, Paul and Dexter's right? We're fucking fucked. 284 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,720 Sorry for tagging. 285 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,720 Okay, we're in the right pickle. 286 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,720 I beg your pardon. 287 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,720 Fucking hell. I was just outside there. There's a fucking fireboard in the sky. 288 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,720 Anyone, can anyone get the match on the, one of these fucking screens here? Dynamo Key have a plane. 289 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,720 They've got that new kid from Japan. 290 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,720 Miyamoto. 291 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:23,720 Top corner. 292 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:24,720 Boosh. 293 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,720 Right. 294 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,720 Who's got the reactor rods? 295 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720 Because we don't know who's fucking got them. 296 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,720 They're actually exploding. There's a load of graphite out there as well. 297 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,720 I'll tell you. There's enough graphite out there to make a million pencils with. 298 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,720 We need to, we need to get a helicopter over that chimney right away. 299 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,720 Otherwise, place is going to go fucking poo. Already has. Already has. 300 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,720 Not great, not terrible. 301 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:02,720 Not great, not terrible. 302 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,720 Not great, not terrible. 303 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,720 But, we need to get a little bit of a gun. 304 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 305 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 306 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 307 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 308 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:35,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 309 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 310 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 311 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 312 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 313 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 314 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 315 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 316 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 317 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 318 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 319 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 320 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 321 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 322 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,720 We need to get a little bit of a gun. 323 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:54,720 We want to get the footy on that TV screen there. 324 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,720 Dynamo Kia about to kick off in an hour. 325 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,720 And I've got a spread bit on. 326 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720 Next thing's next. 327 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,720 Someone get a fucking brew on. 328 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,720 We're going to be here all night by the looks of things. 329 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:09,720 Turns out, message comes from top down. 330 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,720 We're not leaving this place until we've put the fire out. 331 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:18,720 Also, it looks like it could be one of the worst disasters mankind has ever seen. 332 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,720 Don't worry about it. 333 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,720 We're going to keep together. 334 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,720 This is going to be like the Blitz. 335 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,720 Oh, this is going to be like the Blitz all over again, innit? 336 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:32,720 We're going to stick together and we're going to go down with the ship. 337 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,720 Sounds bad to you and me. 338 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,720 It is bad. 339 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,720 Next thing's next. 340 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,720 Who's got a reaction? 341 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,720 I want someone to put a reaction video up on there. 342 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,720 Someone who's reacting to the meltdown online live now. 343 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:51,720 What do you mean this is 1984 and there's no reaction videos? 344 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,720 What do you mean this is not 1984, it's 1986 probably? 345 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:06,720 You mean, you mean to fucking tell me they didn't have YouTube in fucking, in 1986? 346 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:16,720 The one, you mean to tell me there was no live stream reactions or reaction gifs to the Chernobyl disaster? 347 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,720 We're living in the Chernobyl disaster. 348 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,720 We're fucking living. 349 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,720 I am. 350 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,720 Tell you something, son. 351 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,720 You're on borrowed time, sunshine, ain't ya? 352 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720 You're on fucking borrowed time, son. 353 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,720 Because this reactor's gone tits up. 354 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,720 This reactor's gone tits up, son. 355 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,720 Great, great, great, great, Tony. 356 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,720 All good. 357 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,720 Just keep it going. 358 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,720 Keep it going. 359 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,720 The reactor has gone tits up. 360 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:33,720 Bobby Shevchenko, thanks. 361 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,720 And mutated Savloid. 362 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:35,720 Thanks very much. 363 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:47,920 up this reactor's gone tits up son great great great Tony all good just keep it keep it going keep it going the reactor has gone tits up 364 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:53,120 Bobby Shevchenko thanks and mutated Savaloy thanks very much 365 00:36:53,120 --> 00:37:22,720 Oi Oi Savaloy are you listening to me are you listening to me you you fucking Russian doll I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna take it again gonna take it again and we're not in Russia we're in we're in the Ukraine listen to me Savaloy by the time I'm done with you you're gonna look like one of them little Ukrainian dolls ain't ya 366 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,220 I said doesn't make sense I'll come back again 367 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:51,340 Oi Oi I was just down the Vic for a knees up I heard a big Barney Baloober I stand outside the door I can see the fucking reactors gone up up in it 368 00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:55,240 so fucking fifth of November Guy Fawkes 369 00:37:55,240 --> 00:38:07,780 I think God blow your nose like at least not your knuckle 370 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:09,780 *Sigh* 371 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,780 Comrade, thank you very much for your dip. 372 00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,780 *Sigh* 373 00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:40,780 Who left the gas on in the fucking reactor? 374 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:48,780 It's not even freezing out there and you tell me you left the fucking gas on and it's gone tits up. 375 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:50,780 The reactor's gone tits up son. 376 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,780 Who did it? 377 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,780 We wanna know and we wanna know right now. 378 00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:02,780 Cause we're not fucking leaving this reactor until I get a reaction out of one of you. 379 00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:04,780 Or you. 380 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:06,780 Jamie. 381 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,780 Danny Dyatlov here. 382 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:16,780 I didn't work my bollocks off 20 years to get a top job inside this fucking reactor. 383 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,780 Only to see you fucking lemon heads screw it up. 384 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:22,780 So where's the plutonium? 385 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,780 Who's done the job on the graphite outside? 386 00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,780 And when's the fire engine gonna arrive? 387 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:34,780 Cause it's fucking burning up and here's that cost of those solar summing. 388 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,780 Do you hear me? 389 00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:40,780 Really good tone. 390 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,780 Really taking it to another level. 391 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,780 Really good tone. 392 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:44,780 Really taking it to another level. 393 00:39:44,780 --> 00:40:10,620 *Fuckling* 394 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:14,060 Fucking hell! Brass monkeys out there! 395 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:20,460 I was just down the rats tits and we were having a few jars of uh... I'll tell you that again. 396 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:25,460 *Fuckling* 397 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:36,780 Oi Oi! I was down the rat and whistle! Oh the big Barney Baloo bar! Went outside the pub, have a look in the sky. Big massive mushroom cloud innit? Who did the mushroom? 398 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,980 *Fuckling* 399 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:46,380 *Fuckling* Either the reactors exploded or someone had fucking beans for dinner. And I don't think it was the latter. 400 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:54,780 *Fuckling* 401 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,780 *Fuckling* 402 00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:03,180 *Fuckling* 403 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:05,180 *Fuckling* 404 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:07,180 *Fuckling* 405 00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:11,580 *Fuckling* 406 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,580 *Fuckling* 407 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:15,580 *Fuckling* 408 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:23,980 *Fuckling* 409 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:25,980 *Fuckling* 410 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:32,980 Right, right, right, right, right. 411 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,980 Right, right, right. 412 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:51,980 Okay, Ukrainian, Ukrainian, Ukrainian. 413 00:41:51,980 --> 00:42:05,980 I just had to come all the way out to this fucking reactor and leave my pint down the rat and whistle. 414 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:12,980 Apparently, one of you bodgers and badgers is after fucking mashing up the reaction core. 415 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:23,980 Nah, no one gets out of this fucking control room until we've learnt who did the darny damage. 416 00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:29,980 Darny damage, that doesn't make sense. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. We'll take it again. Take it again. 417 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,980 Right, okay, okay. 418 00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:35,980 Don't worry, town. You're doing a great job. 419 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,980 What? Watcher. 420 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,980 What? Watcher. 421 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,980 Danny Dyatlov here. I'm not happy. 422 00:42:44,980 --> 00:43:02,980 What? Watcher. Danny Dyatlov here. I'm not happy. 423 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:25,980 I was just down the rat and whistle in Pripyat. Having a nice pint of bitter. And I heard a bit of Barney Beluba outside. Explosion. Pow! I walked outside, don't I? 424 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:36,980 And it seems like one of you fucking lemon cakes is after fucking blowing up the reactor. 425 00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:50,980 You wanted a reaction, son. You were about to get the heaviest fucking reaction you've ever reacted to. 426 00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:57,980 Now who's making the fucking tea? 427 00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:13,980 Nailed it, Tom. Really good, Tom. It feels like you're getting there as well. It feels like you're really living up to it. Which is what we want to do. It's really what we want to do. 428 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:43,380 Danny Dyatlov with the three-euro tip. Let's hear Danny explain himself in the courts talking about Zenon pits and the like. Okay, bear with me there, folks. We got this courtroom scene back up. We're going to be just two seconds. We'll be back with you in a moment. 429 00:44:43,380 --> 00:45:13,360 Thank you. 430 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:43,340 Thank you. 431 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,340 Thank you. 432 00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340 Thank you. 433 00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340 Thank you. 434 00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340 Thank you. 435 00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:45,340 Thank you. 436 00:45:45,340 --> 00:46:15,320 Thank you. 437 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:45,300 Thank you. 438 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,300 Thank you. 439 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,300 Thank you. 440 00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,300 Thank you. 441 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:56,600 Okay, Tom, what we got is we got a courtroom scene. You're just going to have to sit where your mark is there. You see the mark? 442 00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:58,400 Yeah. 443 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:11,800 Stand right there. You can maybe explain to the judge what went wrong. We do have a script note from Danny Dyatlov. Let's hear Danny explain himself in court talking about the Zenon pits. 444 00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:24,860 Zenon pits. Zenon pits. Zenon. We just, uh... We just see your mark there, please. 445 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:35,960 Oh, bye, yeah. About there. About there. About there. 446 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,960 Okay. 447 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:37,960 Okay. 448 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:37,960 Okay. 449 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960 Okay. 450 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:39,960 Okay. 451 00:47:39,960 --> 00:48:09,940 How's it going, you honor? You all right? Look, we didn't have a fucking dickie, but 452 00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:39,920 didn't I hear about that reactor. All I know is there are a couple of fucking Zenon monkeys down the pit. They did a botch job on a uranium shaft pipe, didn't they? Next thing I know, I'm in the rat and whistle. All I hear is a kaboom. Top corner. I step outside the pub. I nick the bitter. Step right aside. Fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. Now I know 453 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,960 it's bad because it's night time you ain't even meant to be seen smoking at night so that's when 454 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:52,160 I knew that's when I knew fucking shit's gone tits up next thing I know I'm in the back of a cab 455 00:48:52,160 --> 00:49:02,000 bombing it no pun intended all the way down to the Chernobyl reactor I get inside off the butt off 456 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:09,440 those ladies are asleep one of them is watching Dynamo Kiev they had a new kid on loan from Yokohama 457 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:23,000 Miyamoto top corner mental I say look what's happened why are you asleep one geese comes up to me and said 458 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:32,240 do you know Johnny Lemon he's after making Zenon go fly fly in the sky I said you what son he said 459 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,340 indeed I said listen mate 460 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:45,800 fucking Brezhnev ain't gonna like this 461 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:56,780 really good Tom really good we don't know I don't think Brezhnev had anything to do with it though 462 00:49:56,780 --> 00:50:04,220 who was running the shot back then was it Stalin Stalin 463 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:08,300 was it Stalin or was it Brezhnev 464 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:16,760 Anyone out there in the chat, can you tell us who it was who was running the Soviet shop? 465 00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:19,800 Brezhnev or Stalin? 466 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,080 Gorbachev. 467 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,180 Alright, Gorbachev. 468 00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:22,520 Alright. 469 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,400 Okay, Tom, we're going to go for another take. 470 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:36,260 And also, what we need, is there anybody in the chat there who can suggest what the charges are? 471 00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:46,380 I mean, we did have Danny Dyatlov saying to talk about Zenon pits, but we don't really have any information on Zenon pits. 472 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,080 We don't know. 473 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,580 Vladimir Lenin, was he? 474 00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,420 I don't know. 475 00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:54,780 Dan? 476 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,880 No, Dan have nightmares. 477 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,180 I fucking forgot about that. 478 00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,640 That's a great shout. 479 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,800 That's a great shout in the chat there. 480 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,200 Fifth degree murder. 481 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,160 Alright, alright, okay. 482 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:11,960 Friday, yeah. 483 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:12,560 Frazzled. 484 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,440 Fucking, the whole thing was fucking frazzled, didn't it? 485 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,580 Comrades, how you doing? 486 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,160 Yeah, Danny Dyatlov on trial. 487 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,900 How you getting on? 488 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,840 Look, I'm here to explain what went down in Chernobyl. 489 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:32,600 It was like fucking frazzled rock. 490 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,200 And I don't say that lightly. 491 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,260 I'm Dan the fucking rat and whistle, having a pint of bitter's arms. 492 00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:47,240 Fuck that off, sorry. 493 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,380 What's a bitter name? 494 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:56,320 What's a good bitter name? 495 00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:00,100 You're overthinking it. 496 00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:01,880 You're overcomplicating it right now. 497 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:38,540 Oi oi, how's it going? Sorry we're going more. Come on we're staying. Danny Dyatlov here on trial for fifth degree murder. You might be looking at me and saying yeah, fifth degree murder. 498 00:52:38,540 --> 00:53:05,680 Tell you what, I had fifth degree burns after that. I don't think you know what I'm on about because none of you were there. You didn't feel what it was like inside that frazzled rock. I was having a nice quiet pint of bitter down the rat and whistle and then kaboom. All of a sudden I see a fucking mushroom cloud outside. 499 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:19,120 I knew it was bad because you ain't meant to see clouds at night. I step outside. I could taste metal in the head didn't I? I knew it was time to get down to Chernobyl. 500 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:31,400 So I called a cab and we were fucking flying it. On the way there, the cabbie's saying to me, "What's going on, Danny? What's going on?" 501 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:48,400 I said, "Don't fucking mention anything. Don't mention the war. It's going to be like the Blitz again. We're going to be staying in close proximity to each other while shit goes down." Sorry, I fucked it up. I'm sorry. 502 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:56,400 Don't worry, Danny. You're getting closer. You just need to do a little bit more better. 503 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:18,400 Come on, Westheim! Comrades! Commander! 504 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,400 Commander! 505 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,400 My name is Danny Dyatlov. 506 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:32,400 And I was in control of the control room that night. The reactor went frazzle. 507 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:59,400 When it first happened, I was down the rat and whistle having a pint of bitter, weren't I? Granted, I shouldn't have been there. But I heard kaboosh. And I left outside. I looked up into the sky. And it was like fucking World War fucking three, wasn't it? 508 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,400 I said, "Get me a cab." 509 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:17,400 I said, "Get me a cab." We need to get down to the reaction unit. And we need to get down to there yesterday." 510 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:34,400 So I get inside. It was like a little razzle dazzle in there. It was frazzling. And it was fucking hotter than the sun. So I go up to the reaction room. 511 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:47,400 I'm just like, "I'm sorry." I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 512 00:55:49,400 --> 00:56:15,440 Okay, we want to take it in a different direction. I think you're thinking too much about it. What we want you to do is just describe your path to the night. Just like also, it's not your responsibility that these people, it wasn't your responsibility, but the other people have caused the reaction to melt down. Just like play it off, water off the dust's back. I think that's the saying, that's the phrase, right? 513 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:39,100 Right. Okay, Tony, Tony Hamlet, Tony Hamlet, you're Tony Hamlet. Come on, come on, Tony. Right, this is the way I walk up to the stand. I'm on trial for fifth degree murder. 514 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:50,100 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. 515 00:56:50,420 --> 00:57:03,480 Right, I'm on trial. Fifth degree murder. How are you getting on? I didn't fucking do it, did I? I was down the round whistle, having a jar, and then kabloosh. 516 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:20,600 Big fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. I looks out the window, I was like, fucking hell. We need to get down to that fucking chenobolisk, and we need to get down there now. Otherwise the graphite's gonna send everyone into the sky. Heaven. 517 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:47,320 You might not believe in heaven. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you what. I fucking believe in hell. After seeing that. The shit I seen there that night. Chernobyl. That'll haunt me for the rest of my years, son. 518 00:57:51,320 --> 00:58:20,380 I got... fucking hell, fucking hell. You see that shit in Chernobyl? Who? Who? That shit'll haunt me for the rest of my life, son. I got in the back of the cab. He was piling it. He was piling it. 90 miles an hour he was doing. 519 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:50,100 It was the night Dynamo Kiev were gonna win the cup. They just signed that Japanese kid, Tamagotchi. Fucking wonder kid on loan from Yoko Chouko. Top corner. I got into the Chernobyl obelisk. The whole place had been top cornered. 520 00:58:50,100 --> 00:59:13,540 The whole place had been top cornered by a gang of fucking mugs. I said where's Frank? Where's Pat? Where's Terry? They were all in the fucking social room playing Scrabble and chess. Turns out they'd left the fucking gas on. 521 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:46,340 If I could rewind the clock I would. If I could fucking go back in time. Get rid of this nightmare. Yeah? I fucking would. That place turned into an absolute fucking souffle. And every poor fucking Tom Dick and Harry who went in there. 522 00:59:46,340 --> 01:00:10,340 Got frazzled. Frazzled rock. But that shit won't on me. That stuff that went down in Chernobylisk. Don't want on me, Gov. 523 01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:17,780 Don't have nightmares. 524 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:17,780 Don't have nightmares. 525 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,780 guys? 526 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,780 *claps* 527 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,780 *claps* 528 01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:27,780 Really good talent, so good, so good. 529 01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:29,780 Alright. 530 01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,780 Really good, chills, chilling stuff, really nice, really, really captured yourself. 531 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:37,780 And, uh, like, where did you pull that out of? 532 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,780 I don't know, man. 533 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,780 Just do it, I'm doing it. 534 01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:45,780 Sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got, sometimes I just got 535 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,780 I was talking about the game. 536 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,780 I was talking about that. 537 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:09,780 I thought I was not back. 538 01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:11,780 I thought I was back. 539 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,780 Okay guys, that's it for today. 540 01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:23,780 We might have more later. 541 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,780 Thanks very much for tuning in. 542 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:29,780 More auditions for Chernobyl another time. 543 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,780 Thanks so much for tuning in. 544 01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:35,780 This is the director here coming to you live. 545 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,780 I'm asked for more. 546 01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,780 Thanks so much. 547 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,780 Tone, do you have any words? 548 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:45,780 Yeah, I'd say a big thanks. 549 01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:49,780 I'd like to say a big thanks to everyone in there. 550 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:51,780 We're watching this show. 551 01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,780 We're watching this show. 552 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:55,780 We're watching this show. 553 01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:57,780 Done it my best. 554 01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,780 See you later. 555 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:01,780 See you later. 556 01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:03,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 557 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 558 01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:07,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 559 01:02:07,780 --> 01:02:09,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 560 01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:11,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 561 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 562 01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:15,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 563 01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:17,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 564 01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:19,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 565 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:21,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 566 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 567 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:25,780 I'm going to be watching this show. 568 01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:27,780 I'm going to be watching this show.