1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Painful Music* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *Painful Music* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 *Painful Music* 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 *Painful Music* 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 *Painful Music* 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 *Painful Music* 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 *Painful Music* 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Okay. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Okay. 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Okay. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Okay. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Okay. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Okay. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Okay. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Okay. 16 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Okay. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Okay. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Okay. 19 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Okay. 20 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Okay. 21 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Okay. 22 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Okay. 23 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Okay. 24 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Okay. 25 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Yeti, Yeti. 47 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,800 Yeti, the Yeti had. 48 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,560 Oh. 49 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,320 Yeah, they're gonna rename the stadium from the Yeti had, 50 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,600 to the Yeti had. 51 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,000 Taken over by a fucking Yeti the other day, didn't it? 52 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,640 Yeti from out in Dubai. 53 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,680 Yeah. 54 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,680 The Abominable Snowman. 55 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,680 Fucking, um. 56 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,520 Um. 57 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,160 You know that guy. 58 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,120 What's his face, fucking? 59 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 What's his fucking name? 60 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,040 Sasquatch. 61 00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,880 He bought them, yeah. 62 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,680 300 million. 63 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,040 That's pittance to him. 64 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,360 That's fucking pittance. 65 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,880 Okay, Tom, you're nearly ready for another take. 66 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,320 Ready as I ever be, sunshine. 67 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:20,600 What we doing? 68 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,520 Same thing again. 69 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,000 Yeah, basically we're gonna do the same as earlier on, 70 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,600 but we need to, uh, I really like the way you were going. 71 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,160 You were taking the idea in your own way. 72 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,960 Kind of made it a little bit more authentic. 73 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:35,920 Not too bad, yeah. 74 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,520 I, I enjoy it myself. 75 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,040 Go for a test, test drive. 76 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,400 Can you mark me up? 77 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,600 I'm already marked. 78 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:48,760 Wait a sec, innit? 79 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,400 Let's. 80 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,560 So, we've got Frank and Harry there in the reactor. 81 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,720 And what's the story with them? 82 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,200 They've been pissing about or something? 83 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:04,880 That was... 84 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,960 Am I giving them guff or what? 85 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:15,640 Well, if like this, uh, basically you just gotta get in there and get, get stuck in. 86 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,880 Rat, the rat and whistle. 87 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:40,440 Rats. 88 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:41,760 Rats. 89 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,360 Okay, town. 90 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:49,880 Okay, town. 91 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,880 Okay, town. 92 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:51,560 Test, test. 93 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,480 One, two, three. 94 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,080 Okay, town. 95 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:53,760 We go for one. 96 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,240 We go for... 97 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,800 What? 98 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,560 What's going on here then, eh? 99 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:14,200 You pulled me away from my Monday night sap. 100 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,560 Tell you what. 101 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:26,000 It's fucking hotter than the Sara Desert in here. 102 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,440 Chance of getting the Dynamo Kiev game up on one of those cellos. 103 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,000 They're playing in the cap, son. 104 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,080 What? 105 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:42,080 What? 106 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:48,920 What do you mean there's been an explosion? 107 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,680 We're meant to be having a quiet Tuesday night in here. 108 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,280 you're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night. 109 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,120 You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night. 110 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,120 You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night. 111 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,120 You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night. 112 00:04:59,120 --> 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Stick it in the onion bag. 173 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Oi oi. 174 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,120 What's fucking going on down here, eh? 175 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,120 I was down the ratting whistle. 176 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 I got a call. 177 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,120 Said something's going on here. 178 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,120 Do you fucking mean there's been an explosion? 179 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,120 There ain't no explosions son. 180 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,120 That's the problem with the fucking pipes. 181 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,120 Is that alright? 182 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Yeah, Tone, you're going to have to be more specific about what the problem is. 183 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,120 Right. 184 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Right, right, right. 185 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Go, go, go. 186 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,120 You putts. 187 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:28,120 You putts. 188 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,120 You slag. 189 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Stick it in the onion bag. 190 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,120 Oi oi. 191 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,120 The fuck's going on here then? 192 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:39,120 Someone's after telling me the fucking reactor's burst. 193 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,120 I said, "Hold on a minute. 194 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,120 It's probably only a pipe. 195 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,120 Call the plumber. 196 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,120 We'll get it fucking fixed." 197 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,120 What the fuck do you mean? 198 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 It ain't no explosions, sunshine. 199 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,120 I'll tell you something else. 200 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,120 Best of luck fucking telling that to Gorbachev. 201 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,120 Because he ain't having it. 202 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,120 Now, why don't you go down to this shop, like a good little boy, buy a bottle of sparkling water and go and pour it on the fucking reactor. 203 00:07:55,120 --> 00:08:02,120 And we can all go back to watching the fucking Dynamo Kiev game. They've just signed that wonder kit from Japan, Tamagotchi. Top corner! 204 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,220 because he ain't having it. 205 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,460 Now, why don't you go down to the shop, 206 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,440 like a good little boy, 207 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,260 buy a bottle of sparkling water 208 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:15,440 and go and pour it on the fucking reactor 209 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,980 and we can all go back to watching 210 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,840 the fucking Dynamo Kiev game. 211 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,340 They've just signed that wonder kit from Japan, Tamagotchi. 212 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,660 Top corner! 213 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,660 How about that? 214 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,380 I like that top corner bit. 215 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:34,380 Do you reckon we should mention that or...? 216 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,380 Well, I'm not sure, Tamagotchi. 217 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,340 I don't know what that means. 218 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:42,940 Top corner, so... 219 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:46,060 scoring the goal in the top corner. 220 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:59,060 Thanks very much, Mark, formerly Graphite Rod, and Dr. Crewschef. 221 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,060 Right, we've got to fucking do something about the core. 222 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:13,060 It's all about the core, isn't it? 223 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:26,060 Yeah, it's mainly focusing on the core and the reaction rods, the reactor rods as well. 224 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,060 right, listen up. 225 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,060 Reactors busted. 226 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,060 Reactors... 227 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,060 Reactors fucked. 228 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,060 Reactors gone fucking baloobas. 229 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,060 Right, Poindexters, listen up. 230 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,060 Reactors gone tits up. 231 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:51,060 We need someone to go down the shop, buy a bottle of sparkling water and go and cool down the reactor. 232 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,060 Now who's gonna do it? 233 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,060 Who's gonna go down those stairs and put out that fire? 234 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,060 Who's gonna go down those stairs and put out that fire? 235 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,060 Well don't look at me. 236 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,060 Have I got two heads? 237 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:58,060 Listen, you're all on board of time, sunshines. 238 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,060 I don't care what you do. 239 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:00,060 I don't care what you do. 240 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,060 I don't care what you do. 241 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,060 I don't care what you do. 242 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,060 I don't care what you do. 243 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,060 I don't care what you do. 244 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:05,060 I don't care what you do. 245 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,060 I don't care what you do. 246 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,060 I don't care what you do. 247 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,060 I don't care 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don't care what you do. 348 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,060 I don't care what you do. 349 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,060 I don't care what you do. 350 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,060 I don't care what you do. 351 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,060 I don't care what you do. 352 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,060 I don't care what you do. 353 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,060 I don't care what you do. 354 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,060 I don't care what you do. 355 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,060 I don't care what you do. 356 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,060 I don't care what you do. 357 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,060 I don't care what you do. 358 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,060 I don't care what you do. 359 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,060 I don't care what you do. 360 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,060 I don't care what you do. 361 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,060 I don't care what you do. 362 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,060 I don't care what you do. 363 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,060 I don't care what you do. 364 00:12:06,060 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do. 381 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,060 I don't care what you do. 382 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,060 I don't care what you do. 383 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,060 I don't care what you do. 384 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,060 I don't care what you do. 385 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,060 I don't care what you do. 386 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:29,060 I don't care what you do. 387 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,060 I don't care what you do. 388 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:31,060 I don't care what you do. 389 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,060 I don't care what you do. 390 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,060 I don't care what you do. 391 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,060 I don't care what you do. 392 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,060 I don't care what you do. 393 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,060 I don't care what you do. 394 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,060 I don't care what you do. 395 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,060 I don't care what you do. 396 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,060 I don't care what you do. 397 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,060 I don't care what you do. 398 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,060 I don't care what you do. 399 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,060 I don't care what you do. 400 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,060 I don't care what you do. 401 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,060 I don't care what you do. 402 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,060 I don't care what you do. 403 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,060 I don't care what you do. 404 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,060 I don't care what you do. 405 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,060 I don't care what you do. 406 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,060 I don't care what you do. 407 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,060 I don't care what you do. 408 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,060 I don't care what you do. 409 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:52,060 I don't care what you do. 410 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,060 Can you take some stills of that? 411 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,060 What's the story there? 412 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,060 I'm not sure. 413 00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:04,060 I think you're going to have to maybe dial it in a bit, but keep it going at the same time, 414 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,060 but dial it down. 415 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,060 I don't care what you do. 416 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,060 I don't care what you do. 417 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,060 I don't care what you do. 418 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,060 I don't care what you do. 419 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,060 I don't care what you do. 420 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,060 I don't care what you do. 421 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,060 I don't care what you do. 422 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,060 I don't care what you do. 423 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,060 I don't care what you do. 424 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,060 I don't care what you do. 425 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,060 I don't care what you do. 426 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,060 I don't care what you do. 427 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,060 I don't care what you do. 428 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,060 I don't care what you do. 429 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,060 I don't care what you do. 430 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,060 I don't care what you do. 431 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,060 I don't care what you do. 432 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,060 I don't care what you do. 433 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,060 I don't care what you do. 434 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,060 I don't care what you do. 435 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,060 I don't care what you do. 436 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,060 I don't care what you do. 437 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,060 I don't care what you do. 438 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,060 I don't care what you do. 439 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,060 I don't care what you do. 440 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,060 I don't care what you do. 441 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,060 I don't care what you do. 442 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,060 I don't care what you do. 443 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,060 I don't care what you do. 444 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,060 I don't care what you do. 445 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,060 I don't care what you do. 446 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,060 I don't care what you do. 447 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,060 I don't care what you do. 448 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,060 I don't care what you do. 449 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,060 I don't care what you do. 450 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,060 I don't care what you do. 451 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,060 I don't care what you do. 452 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,060 I don't care what you do. 453 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,060 I don't care what you do. 454 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,060 I don't care what you do. 455 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,060 I don't care what you do. 456 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,060 I don't care what you do. 457 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,060 I don't care what you do. 458 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,060 I don't care what you do. 459 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,060 I tell you. 460 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:54,060 It was like Costa del Sol out there. 461 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,060 Who fucking did that? 462 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,060 Someone leave it on or what? 463 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,060 We need to get it fixed. 464 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,060 We need to get it fixed. 465 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,060 And we need to get it fixed. 466 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,060 Nah. 467 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:05,060 Because if it don't get fixed, it's never going to get fixed. 468 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:09,060 I was down the rat and pistol. 469 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:12,060 I was drinking my beer. 470 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,060 And I heard a big baloo ba boom boom. 471 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,060 Right up in the sky. 472 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,060 Came out. 473 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,060 Had to look up. 474 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:21,060 Big fucking mushroom cloud, innit? 475 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,060 I said, that better not be the reactor. 476 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:27,060 Because I left that reactor in good fashion. 477 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,060 I'll get back there and it's fucking baloo ba. 478 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:32,060 Someone's going to get done in big time. 479 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:37,060 I don't know. 480 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,060 I'm not feeling it. 481 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,060 I'm not feeling it, Gav. 482 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,060 I'm not feeling it. 483 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,060 It's okay, Tom. 484 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,060 Just keep it going. 485 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,060 You're doing really well. 486 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:44,060 We really liked it. 487 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:47,060 There was a lot of passion in that delivery as well. 488 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:54,060 I think it might need to dial back but then go a little bit stronger as well. 489 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:58,060 I like, did somebody leave the reactor on? 490 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,060 You did that a lot last time. 491 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,060 And we could go with that and really elaborate on that as well. 492 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:20,940 Right, someone leave the reactor on. Okay. Right, who left that reactor on? Because it's 493 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:25,380 fucking blown up, ain't it? We're not in focus. I'm going out. 494 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:54,920 Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Hey! You alright? Good, because I'm not. I've come here on a mission of fucking mercy. I was down the rat and whistle. 495 00:15:54,920 --> 00:16:24,900 I heard an explosion. Step outside. I can see a fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. Now, I know that is one of you. Who left the fucking reactor on? Hey? Do you hear me? Hey? We're going to be here a long time, so we get that reactor doused. Stick the kettle on. And no prizes for guessing what comes. 496 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:34,580 to see it is, PG Tips, because you're a bunch of fucking chimps. I want you to be good little 497 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:46,840 boys and go down that reactor for me and start fucking pulling out rods, reaction rods, plutonium, 498 00:16:47,580 --> 00:17:00,500 uranium and sort them out, because at the moment you're on borrowed time. How about that, was that a good take I did? 499 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:07,500 Really good tone, loved it, really loved it, really nice. 500 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:42,500 Watcher, Danny Dyatlov here, head controller of the fucking Chernobyl experience. Tell you something else, I'm experiencing some searing heat at the moment. Who left the heating on? 501 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:58,500 Look, it looks as though someone's left the fucking radiation unit on. All it is, is a bit of plutonium, yeah? Go downstairs and fucking fix it up. 502 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:18,500 Get out of my fucking reactor core, nah. I like that one, I like that one. Don't you ever fucking come down my reactor core again, you mug. That's a great one, yeah? 503 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,500 Really good tone. 504 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:43,500 Oi. Where's all this fucking graphite come from? 'Cause it ain't the sky. Which one of you fucking chimps left the gas on? Someone leave the hob on. 505 00:18:48,500 --> 00:19:09,500 Maybe... Maybe... You were saying something earlier about the graphite. That'd be really hot. 506 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:21,500 Findaloo. Findaloo. 507 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:34,500 Oi. I just picked up some fucking graphite outside. It went right through my hand. 508 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:55,500 Tellin' ya. That piece of graphite I had in my hand. It went right through it. It went through it faster than a fucking vindaloo went right through me the other night. 509 00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:08,500 I'm telling ya. I had to order hazmatty rice after that. It was that hot. How about that, sis? Hazmatty rice. Like the hazmat suit. 510 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:14,500 Really good town. Love it. Love it. Really nice. 511 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,500 Right. Listen up, you fannies. 512 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:28,500 There's a lot of people outside. And they're getting worried 'cause they think that the reactor's gone baloo-bloom. 513 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500 It's alright. 514 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:41,500 The real reason is a pigeon flew into the fucking drive shaft of the machine. I'll tell that one again. Doesn't make sense. 515 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:55,500 Yeah, it's a nice concept. I do believe that you probably would be grasping for any, uh, any excuse other than a meltdown or an explosion. So pigeon into the- pigeon into the ventilation shaft or extractor fan or something. 516 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:14,500 Right, listen up, listen to ya. Don't get scared. Don't have nightmares. Yeah? A pigeon flew into the extractor fan. Oh, one second, one second. 517 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:28,500 Alright, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh. Don't get scared. Don't have nightmares. The Chernobyl reactor ain't melting down. 518 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:40,500 All that's gone on is a fucking pigeon's flown into the extractor fan. So I need a couple of you poindexters to go downstairs and fucking get that pigeon out of that fan. 519 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:51,500 Look, it's a dirty job. It's not nice. That's why I'm asking ya to do it, alright? 'Cause I've got something to do. I've got something to- someplace to be. It's not here. 520 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,500 AR. 521 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,500 AR. 522 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,500 AR. 523 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,500 AR. 524 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,500 AR. 525 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:25,380 She's gone. 526 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:26,620 She's gone. 527 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:35,420 Listen up. 528 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,700 It's going to be a sitting tonight. 529 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:48,880 We're not fucking leaving this control room until the Chernobyl reactors fucking sound again, right? 530 00:22:50,300 --> 00:23:01,460 Now, which one of you fucking PG Tips chimps is going to go downstairs, stick the kettle on, and then go down to the fucking reactor? 531 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:08,900 After you've made a cup of tea, you've brought it back up to me, and then you're going to go back down to the reactor. 532 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,880 Sorry, I'll tell you again. Sorry, Dad. 533 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,700 Sorry, Dad. 534 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:24,460 Spit on your chin. Thanks very much. Cork, thanks very much. Oh, dirty nally, thanks very much. 535 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,100 Is that she in? Oh, dirty nallys. 536 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:37,160 Thanks very much, dirty nally, and spit on your chin. Cork, Big Tripod, Biz Markie, thanks so much. 537 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,440 And Cruise Chef. You all right, geese? 538 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:42,980 Tell ya. 539 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,020 Tell ya. 540 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,100 Okay. 541 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,100 Okay. 542 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,100 Okay. 543 00:23:49,100 --> 00:24:08,200 Okay, so, time is running out. We've been rolling for 24 minutes. We've got another 35 minutes blocked until the next actor comes through. 544 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:17,680 Big thanks to the Mighty Geiger and, uh, Cathal Brennan? Is that an Irish name? 545 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,460 Cathal. 546 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:33,580 I have a, I have an auntie from, uh, County Donegal. And Cathal. I think that's, that's Irish for Charles, or Charlie. 547 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:37,040 The Mighty Geiger. Thank you so much. 548 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:50,120 Right. Okay, okay. Half an hour left. We've got half an hour. We can fucking smash it. We can smash it in that time. 549 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,180 You still, you haven't got the character. You haven't, you haven't got the shortlist made for the character yet. 550 00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:02,740 No, we're still gonna be casting like three, there's still like three other in contention. 551 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,480 So where am I ranking so far? Am I, am I up there? Am I in the mix, or...? 552 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:14,180 Well, yeah, you're, you're up, you're there. Like, you're there. You've still got half an hour, so... 553 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:25,660 Okay, come on, son. Come on, fucking, no, son. Come on. T22 BC, how you getting on? You're alright? 554 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320 Right. 555 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,440 Is it alright? Can I get another Stella? 556 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,040 Yeah, there's, there's more beer in the fridge. Can we get, can we get Tony another beer? 557 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,120 See, I quite like that Stella. It's not bad. 558 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,880 I'm not used to it. I'm more of a bitter man yet. 559 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,460 Uh, what if I crack open the can in a kind of emphatic way on screen as well? 560 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:12,240 Well, I don't think, uh, I mean, that's not in it, but I mean, we're, we, we are trying to work with whatever vibe you can bring to it, so, uh, I mean, you could replace the Stella, the, the can, in the actual film, if you do that. 561 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:14,600 Right. 562 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600 Right. 563 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600 Right. 564 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,600 Listen up, you fucking mugs. 565 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,080 Listen up, you fucking mugs. 566 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:34,420 We act as fucked. 567 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:47,040 And no one's fucking leaving this control room until we find out what happened, what went wrong, and how we gonna fix it. 568 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:57,480 First things first, you, get down the mess, and start getting a brew on. 569 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,220 Number two. 570 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,880 Dynamo Key have a playing in ten minutes. 571 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,320 Get it on one of these fucking screens. 572 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,320 Have a spread bet on, and they're playing that wonder kid on loan from Yokohama. 573 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Tamagotchi. 574 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,320 He's fire. 575 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,320 Top corner. 576 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,320 Top corner. 577 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:22,320 Thirdly, the reactor's fucking blown up. 578 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:28,320 Now, I'm scared, because in any minute, Gorbachev's gonna be on the dog and bone. 579 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,320 I'm gonna have to explain to him what went wrong. 580 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,320 I want mine, but only ten minutes ago, a piece of graphite went right through my hand. 581 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:43,320 Faster than a fucking vindaloo and a side portion of hazmatty rice. 582 00:27:47,320 --> 00:28:03,320 I don't care who you fucking are or where you've come from, because I've dragged myself up from the dirt, and I've spent too many years, too many fucking years, getting to this place. 583 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,320 And no meltdown is gonna bring me down. 584 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,320 Do you hear me? 585 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,320 We've got to do it for you, and me, and Brezhnev. 586 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320 Dear Atlov, that's me. 587 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,320 We've got to do it for Frank. 588 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,320 We've got to do it for Harry. 589 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320 And we've got to fucking do it for Stella. 590 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320 Great, I think that was it. 591 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320 I think that was it. 592 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,320 Really good tone. 593 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Really good. 594 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,320 Really cranking it up. 595 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,320 I love it. 596 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320 I really love it. 597 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,320 I did like that. 598 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,320 I did like that, actually. 599 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,320 I'll tell you. 600 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,320 It's getting nice now. 601 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,320 It's getting really nice. 602 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,320 I mean, it's a bit similar to earlier on in the earlier take. 603 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,320 I'll give you that. 604 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,320 But what I'm enjoying is... 605 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,320 I'll tell you what I'm enjoying about this. 606 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320 And I was saying this the other day, to that. 607 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320 You know? 608 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320 Did you ever see Mr. Blobby? 609 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,760 It's getting nice now. It's getting really nice. 610 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,360 I mean, it's a bit similar to earlier on in the earlier take. 611 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,080 I'll give you that. But what I'm enjoying is... 612 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,640 I'll tell you what I'm enjoying about this. 613 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,640 I was saying this the other day, you know? 614 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,080 "Did you ever see Mr. Blobby?" 615 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,760 Yeah, well, I know the guy who played Mr. Blobby, right? 616 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,680 I was saying, "The thing about acting is... 617 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,720 you've just got to pretend, ain't you? 618 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,200 If you can pretend... 619 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,760 it's a piece of piss." 620 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,040 Yeah, and... 621 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,720 Do you know what you said back? 622 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,920 "Blobby fucking blobby." 623 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,840 I said, "You're dead right, mate. You're fucking dead." 624 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:56,160 "Sondra, thank you so much, Sondra, and World Peas, and the Mighty Geiger, Ratbum, Geezer, Sneezer, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al." 625 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:01,960 "Sondra, thank you so much, Sondra, and World Peas, and the Mighty Geiger, Ratbum, Geezer, Sneezer, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al." 626 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:18,960 "Right." "Right." "What about... can I... is there any way I can incorporate Mr. Blobby into this?" 627 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,480 Mr. Blobby? 628 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480 Mr. Blobby? 629 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,480 Yes. He's big news back... back in... in Blighy. 630 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:39,720 Mr. Blobby: I don't know if he has anything to do... is he an authority on, like, nuclear sort of stuff with the reference he can carry? 631 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,480 Mr. Blobby: I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. 632 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:52,160 Mr. Blobby: Thank you very much, T22BC, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al. 633 00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:07,480 Mr. Blobby: Okay, we've got one more shot at this tone, and then we're gonna go yet again, we're gonna go to the next scene, uh, reprise earlier on, court- courtroom, and regaling the tales. 634 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,920 Mr. Blobby: Okay, okay. 635 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,920 Mr. Blobby: Sure, Bobo. 636 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,920 Mr. Blobby: Right. 637 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,920 Mr. Blobby: Right. 638 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,920 Mr. Blobby: Thanks very much there, T22BC. 639 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920 Mr. Blobby: Listen up. 640 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,920 Mr. Blobby: Reactors gone old, Mr. Blobby. 641 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,920 Mr. Blobby: In ten minutes' time, Shabobo's gonna be absolutely flattened. 642 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,920 Mr. Blobby: What we need to do is go down to that reaction call and fucking strangle its laugh out. 643 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,920 Mr. Blobby: Because if we don't, then Shabobo's gonna go bye-bye. 644 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,920 Mr. Blobby: And that's no good for anyone. 645 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright. 646 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,920 Mr. Blobby: What time's the match on? 647 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,920 Mr. Blobby: Shut it! 648 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:21,920 Mr. Blobby: See, I was working with it, there was a bit of ambience there in the background. 649 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,920 Whoa, I was ad-libbing. 650 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,920 Mr. Blobby: Really good tone. 651 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,920 Mr. Blobby: Really nice. 652 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,920 Mr. Blobby: Spanky, thanks so much for the tip. 653 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:38,920 Mr. Blobby: Spanky, in T22, my old China syndrome. 654 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright, alright, let me see this. 655 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright, alright, let me see this. 656 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,920 Mr. Blobby: Okay, maybe a bit of a heartfelt plea to everyone. 657 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:09,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright, okay. 658 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright, okay. 659 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,920 Mr. Blobby: What's the story about Amore? 660 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:36,920 Mr. Blobby: Alright, boys and girls, listen up and listen sharp. 661 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,920 Mr. Blobby: It's fucking hotter than Costa del Sol in here. 662 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,920 Mr. Blobby: Which leaves me to believe that one of you fucking numpties left the heating on. 663 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,920 Mr. Blobby: And by heating, I mean the radiation extractor fan. 664 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. 665 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,920 Mr. Blobby: I was trying to come up with something else. 666 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,920 Mr. Blobby: It's not the right one. 667 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. 668 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,920 Mr. Blobby: It's okay. Take it again, child. We go again. 669 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,920 Mr. Blobby: Takumi Tamagotchi. 670 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,920 Mr. Blobby: Takumi Tamagotchi. 671 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:20,920 Mr. Blobby: Right, you little mincers. Which one of you king leaders left the fucking radiator on, 672 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:27,920 Mr. Blobby: 'cause it's gone balubas. In 10 minutes time, if we don't quench that radiation shaft, 673 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,920 Mr. Blobby: the hole of Chebobble is gonna go absolutely ballooned. 674 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,920 Mr. Blobby: And I ain't gonna be around here to see the result. 675 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:47,920 Mr. Blobby: First things first, who's making the tea? And second, who can get one of these fucking tellies rigged up to watch Dynamo Kiev? 676 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920 Mr. Blobby: They're playing those fucking Shakhtar boys, ain't they? 677 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920 Mr. Blobby: But don't worry, I've got a spread bet on. 678 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Mr. Blobby: Turns out, that Takumi Tamagotchi has gone on loan. 679 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,920 Mr. Blobby: Transfer window. 680 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,920 Mr. Blobby: COVID-19 job, even though this is 19, it's 1986, innit? 681 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry, I was trying to relate COVID to it. It's the wrong time. Sorry. Sorry. 682 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. It's okay, Tom. Keep it going. Keep it going. 683 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,920 Mr. Blobby: Weeeee! How you getting on, you slags? 684 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry, he wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that. 685 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:40,920 Mr. Blobby: Right. I'm Danny Dyatlov, ringleader of the control room in Chernobyl. 686 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,920 Mr. Blobby: Who's making the tea? Who can get the fucking match on the telly? 687 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:51,920 Mr. Blobby: And who's going to go downstairs and ring that reactor's fucking neck? 688 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,920 Mr. Blobby: Because I don't want to see that reactor living and breathing in ten minutes' time. 689 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:08,920 Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. I wasn't on there. You've cut the top of my head off, ain't ya? Sorry about that. I came too close to the... 690 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,920 Mr. Blobby: To the camera. I'm sorry. 691 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:29,920 Mr. Blobby: Okay, this is it. Last one. Last time. Last time. 692 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:55,920 Mr. Blobby: What? Who did it then? Eh? 693 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,920 Mr. Blobby: Who did it? 694 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:11,920 Mr. Blobby: Don't just fucking look at me like that. Who fucking blew up the reactor? 695 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:34,920 Mr. Blobby: I don't care how it gets done. But it's gonna get done. And it's gonna get done tonight. Because if it don't get done, it's never gonna get done. 696 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:49,920 Mr. Blobby: But one of you fucking control room monkeys is gonna go down them stairs and start pissing about with them reaction plutonium rods and fix this fucking reactor core. 697 00:37:49,920 --> 00:38:04,920 Mr. Blobby: Otherwise, Chernobyl is gonna go fucking Chernobyl. And I ain't gonna be around to see that happen. 698 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:33,920 Mr. Blobby: Get down them stairs. And do the job now. Before old Bill turn up. I did 20 years and I kept my fucking mouth shut. I'm not going back, Harry. I won't fucking do time for this. I won't do any time for any of you guys either. 699 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 700 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 701 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 702 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 703 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 704 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 705 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 706 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 707 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 708 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later. 709 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 710 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 711 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 712 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 713 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 714 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 715 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 716 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 717 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 718 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 719 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 720 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 721 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 722 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 723 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 724 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 725 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 726 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 727 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 728 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 729 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 730 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 731 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 732 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 733 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 734 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 735 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 736 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 737 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 738 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 739 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 740 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 741 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 742 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 743 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 744 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 745 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 746 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 747 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 748 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 749 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 750 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 751 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 752 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 753 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 754 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 755 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 756 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 757 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 758 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 759 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 760 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 761 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 762 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 763 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 764 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 765 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 766 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 767 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 768 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 769 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 770 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 771 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 772 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 773 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 774 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 775 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 776 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 777 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 778 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920 Mr Blobby: I'll see you later. 779 00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:18,920 Mr Blobby: How's that look? It's alright. 780 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:34,920 Mr Blobby: Okay, Tones, so we got a little scene going on over here. 781 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,920 Mr Blobby: This is the last scene, the last episode. 782 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,920 Mr Blobby: We want you to do a test take for this. 783 00:40:43,920 --> 00:41:02,800 Basically, you're in court and you are explaining to this Soviet judge what went wrong and how it wasn't your fault. You are looking at charges of fifth degree murder. Mr. Fluffy69, thank you very much. 784 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:23,240 Can you just step in there, Tone, and see if it works? 785 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:40,720 What? Well, Mom, can I just go for a piece? Yep. Two seconds, please. 786 00:41:40,720 --> 00:42:10,700 Thank you. 787 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:19,700 Bear with me, bear with me, guys. Sorry about this. 788 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:28,700 Cienobiles. 789 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,540 Nice. 790 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,560 Nice. 791 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,560 Nice. 792 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,560 Right, what's the scene here again? 793 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:17,560 You basically, you're on trial. You need to explain that you are not involved in any of the destruction which led to the meltdown of the reactor core. 794 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,560 What? 795 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:49,540 Thank you. 796 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:58,960 One. One. 797 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:17,940 Right. Mr. Gorbachev. Comrades. Friends. 798 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:39,640 Associates. Good time boys. Bad lads. Muggets. Twats. Friends. I come to you in peace, yeah? 799 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:52,640 The reason I'm here tonight is because I'm charged with fifth degree murder. It ain't like 800 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,640 they're fucking telling it, right? Sorry about that. I'm sorry. I'm trying to. I'm trying. 801 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:09,640 Don't worry. I just take it naturally, right? Take it naturally. 802 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:27,640 Friends. Comrades. Dickets. Wronguns. Mugs. Wet wipes. Proper bruvs. And hangabouts. My name is Danny Diatlov, yeah? 803 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,640 Proper bruvs. 804 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,640 And hangabouts. 805 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,640 My name is Danny Dyatlov, yeah? 806 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,640 And I was in control of the fucking Chernobyl reactor unit 807 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,640 the night things went tits up. 808 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,640 It wasn't like the way they're telling you it was. 809 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,640 The way it started, right? 810 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,640 Sorry about that, let's move the camera. 811 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,640 Let's move the camera there, son. 812 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,640 The way it started, right? 813 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,640 I was down the rat and whistle in Pripyat. 814 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,640 Now, if you don't know, 815 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:25,640 that's a city of about 50,000 people, yeah? 816 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,640 I'll tell you something here and now. 817 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640 Ain't nothing left of that place now. 818 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:36,640 Apart from the buildings where they lived and the swimming pool and all that. 819 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,640 But as far as the people go, they went a long time ago. 820 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,640 On buses, yeah? 821 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,640 I'll tell you what. 822 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:55,640 I didn't have a fucking notion of what was going on in that Chernobylisk that night. 823 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,640 I was down the rat and whist. 824 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,640 I heard the big Barney Balooba in the sky. 825 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,640 I went for a little walk outside, had a little luck up. 826 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,640 I could see a big mushroom cloud, didn't I? 827 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,640 And I know you shouldn't be able to see clouds at night time. 828 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,640 So that's when I knew things was bad and stuff. 829 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:38,080 Next thing, I'm ailing a taxi right down to the Chernobylisk, innit? Get to the reception, I see the secretary's crying, I'm like, listen, love, you have a nice Harris, but I don't want to see any tears. 830 00:47:38,520 --> 00:48:05,060 What's gone wrong in this Chernobylisk? She says, Danny, it's gone tits up. I said, right, let me upstairs. I go upstairs and there's a room full of fucking numpties sitting there behind the little control desks, scared of what's going on. I said, listen. 831 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:19,780 You better fucking have some answers here. You better have some fucking answers about what went wrong in this Chernobylisk. 832 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:37,820 Because I was down the pig. I was down the rat and wiss. And you've disturbed my pints. Next thing's next. Turns out. Turns out there's a big fire downstairs in the fire pit. 833 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:50,460 I sent two of the fucking PG tip monkeys downstairs to try and put the fire out. But they couldn't fucking do it. Why? I'll tell you why. 834 00:48:54,780 --> 00:49:11,340 Because they've got nothing between the ears, have they? I'll tell you what. I'd give everything to be back there then. 835 00:49:15,340 --> 00:49:17,900 Chernobyl. Yeah? 836 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:41,660 Chernobyl. Yeah? It was like being in a fucking holiday camp. But right now, I'm looking back and I can't see any holidays, bruv. 837 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:55,440 I can't fucking see any holidays. Not for a long time. I can't see any holidays. 838 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,800 Because that's your bubble. 839 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:12,080 Because that's your bubble. Went fucking bang time. And now the only holiday I'm looking at. Yeah? 840 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:21,340 It's 20 years in the cage. Or the fucking gulag. 841 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:37,760 Fuck off! Fuck off! 842 00:50:37,760 --> 00:51:07,740 Fuck off! 843 00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:37,720 Fuck off! 844 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,720 Fuck off! 845 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,720 Fuck off! 846 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:41,720 Fuck off! 847 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,720 Fuck off! 848 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,720 Fuck off! 849 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,720 Fuck off! 850 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:51,720 Fuck off! 851 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,720 Fuck off! 852 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,720 Fuck off! 853 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,720 Fuck off! 854 00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,720 Fuck off! 855 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,720 Fuck off! 856 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,720 Fuck off! 857 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,720 Fuck off! 858 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,720 Fuck off! 859 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,720 Fuck off! 860 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,720 Fuck off! 861 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,720 Fuck off! 862 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:13,720 Fuck off! 863 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,720 Fuck off! 864 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,720 Fuck off! 865 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:17,720 Fuck off! 866 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,720 Fuck off! 867 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,720 Fuck off! 868 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:25,720 Fuck off! 869 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,720 Fuck off! 870 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,720 Fuck off! 871 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:29,720 Fuck off! 872 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,720 Fuck off! 873 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,720 Fuck off! 874 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,720 Fuck off! 875 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:35,720 Fuck off! 876 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:35,720 Fuck off! 877 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,720 Fuck off! 878 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,720 Fuck off! 879 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,720 Fuck off! 880 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:41,720 Fuck off! 881 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,720 Fuck off! 882 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,720 Fuck off! 883 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,720 Fuck off! 884 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:47,720 Fuck off! 885 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:47,720 Fuck off! 886 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,720 Fuck off! 887 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,720 Fuck off! 888 00:52:51,720 --> 00:53:21,700 Thank you. 889 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,700 Thank you. 890 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,700 Thank you. 891 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,700 Thank you. 892 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,700 Thank you. 893 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,700 Thank you. 894 00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,700 Thank you. 895 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,700 Thank you. 896 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:36,700 Thank you. 897 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:37,700 Okay, Tone. 898 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:38,700 Very good. 899 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,700 We're 54 minutes. 900 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,700 We're gonna have to end this now. 901 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700 Alright. 902 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:47,700 Sorry, I really wanted to... 903 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:51,700 I thought I was gonna do something better than earlier on. 904 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,700 No, it's okay. 905 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,700 We... 906 00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:55,700 Look, you... 907 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,700 Earlier on was really good. 908 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,700 I think we might have been... 909 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,700 Or even you might have been... 910 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,700 Clasping for more than what you could have done, which was... 911 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,700 Was it even possible? 912 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,700 That's what I'm saying. 913 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,700 I think you really... 914 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,700 You really had it earlier on. 915 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,700 Yeah, well, look. 916 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,700 Fucking trying my best, didn't I? 917 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,700 Do you know what I mean? 918 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:23,700 Look, we wanna say a big thank you here, myself... 919 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,700 On behalf of the production crew, myself and... 920 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,700 And Tony here. 921 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,700 We wanna say a big thanks to everyone who tunes in here and... 922 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,700 And supports and... 923 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,700 Comments and tips. 924 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,700 Thanks so much for that, guys. 925 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:40,700 Yeah, look. 926 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:41,700 So, look. 927 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,700 I fucking... 928 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:45,700 I really thought I was gonna really knock it out of the park tonight. 929 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,700 I'll tell you something. 930 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:48,700 I was proper... 931 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:49,700 Proper... 932 00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,700 Pumped. 933 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,700 I couldn't keep my gob shut... 934 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,700 Earlier on. 935 00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:57,700 In between last take and fucking today. 936 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,700 You know, it's an audition anyway. 937 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,700 Like, you know. 938 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,700 Hopefully I get part. 939 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:05,700 We'll see you anyway. 940 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,700 Look, thanks very much for watching, tuning in, guys. 941 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,700 Really great to have you. 942 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,700 If you wanna see more of this kind of stuff, 943 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,700 So, please, subscribe and... 944 00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:17,700 We'll see you later. 945 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:18,700 We'll see you later. 946 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,700 See you later on, yeah. 947 00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,700 And one more thing. 948 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:26,700 Don't have no, miss. 949 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,040 Thank you.