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Latvian lads managed to shepherd the balloon out to their sons,

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who are great at singing, as we know from that national anthem.

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What did you think about the anthem, Tom?

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I give it about 6 out of 10 because great concept, lovely photographs.

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It's not part of the song, but it was an extra bonus point for that.

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But they did repeat themselves.

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They really did, Jack.

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Kind of got tiresome.

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And look at this now.

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Latvia, they're looking to get stung.

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And they've been stung by the Irish.

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It's amazing stuff.

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It's that man.

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Shane Lang.

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And we're in it again.

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We're in it again.

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In fact, we never went away.

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Never stopped crying.

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Don't stop believing.

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Small town girl.

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Living in a crazy world.

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Shane Lang.

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So long, bon voyage to the ball.

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You really did.

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It was so long bally.

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You're going into the back of the goal whether you like it or not.

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Lovely stuff from Shane Long, who's on fire.

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And the Latvian lands are terrified.

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Lovely work.

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Great start.

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14 minutes on the clock.

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The kind of stuff you want to see.

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Samantha Hagar, thank you very much for your tip.

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Really, really kind of you.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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Thank you very much, Samantha.

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Really throwing a bit of weight behind the boys in green with that tip.

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A real nice scenario.

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And we're both happy, myself and Tom, with that scenario.

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Arthur lays the scenario ball out to Whelan.

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He's got a bit of scenario going on in his mind.

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Which scenario is he going to go with?

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He went with Duffy.

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And there's four lads on the right-hand side of the flank pitch.

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Five if you count this fella.

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Maguire or Brady.

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I beg your pardon up the top right.

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He's got the ball now.

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It's a bit of Brady ball.

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Stalling the ball.

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Keeping a hold of it.

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Controlling it.

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Really nicely now, Ireland.

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It's a confident.

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And a real cool start by the boys.

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And it could be a Hendrick ball here right now.

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Space time.

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Stephen Hawkins.

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Just wide of the post there, Thomas.

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Great place to play again from the boys.

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And we were a bit Brendan unfortunate to miss the goal.

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And thank you very much.

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We were very Brendan fortunate to get that tip.

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Yep.

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As I said, Brendan unfortunate to go by.

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And that's what you get.

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Lovely, lovely stuff.

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As Latvia try to restake their claim as professional footballers.

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Even though they're faltering miserably at the moment.

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Within the first 23 minutes.

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Ireland have their card marked.

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And it looks as though Karl Marx is on the ball now.

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Is he going to try and get a bit of communism into here?

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He hasn't.

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He's failed.

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He wrote a little booklet called the Manifesto.

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And it did well.

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But it doesn't really do as well as it used to do these days.

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In this age of consumer globalist capitalism.

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Das Kapital now.

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It's Maguire.

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Lays a lovely bit of hegemony out to Arthur.

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He's seeking out Whelan in the middle of the confusion box.

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Whelan's got shoes on his feet.

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And he uses those shoes to cushion the ball against his bony foot.

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When passing it.

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It's a size 5 leather job.

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And Henrik's got the size 5.

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He's got the size 9s.

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And he's kicking that ball into the mixer.

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It doesn't go anywhere.

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It doesn't find long.

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But it's ricocheted off.

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And it's ricocheted now.

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Great DJ.

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Great concept.

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And it's a lovely, lovely diving save from that Latvian lad.

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And even if it didn't go into his hands.

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The referee would have been forced to blow up.

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Or blow his whistle perhaps.

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Yeah, not blow up.

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You wouldn't want to see a referee explode just because of an offside.

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You wouldn't.

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You wouldn't.

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But it would be an interesting talking point nonetheless.

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Yeah, but you don't want to see someone blow up.

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Yeah, you don't.

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I mean, we have enough trouble with the Boom Boom lads.

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Bit of Boom Boom heading this way now.

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Harry Boom Boom.

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Shane Long.

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Hendrik right into the back of the sack.

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And it's Ireland.

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It's magic.

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It's Hendrik.

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Ireland 2.

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Latvia 0.

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Beautiful play again.

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Hendrik is playing magic ball.

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And you see here.

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Maguire.

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Out to Arthur.

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Arthur.

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Art attack.

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Shane Long leaves it.

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And it's long left.

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To that guy Hendrik.

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Who smashes it all.

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Smash and grab.

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And it's another goal.

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One more time.

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One more time.

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We're gonna isolate.

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Oh yeah.

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Alright.

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Don't get that COVID.

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Ooh yeah.

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Amazing stuff.

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Self isolation.

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Great work from the squad.

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Tonight.

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Great team play.

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Great team.

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Display.

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Alright.

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Come on.

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Just doesn't stop.

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You know it.

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Big, big thank you there.

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To Self-Aware Bear.

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Thank you very much, Self-Aware Bear, for your tip.

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Very, very kind of you.

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And it's nice to know Self-Aware Bear that you care.

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Indeed it does.

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Bolsters the situation completely.

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Especially Maggie Gibadlow there.

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Maggie Gibadlow.

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Thank you very much, Maggie Gibadlow.

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Great bit of Gibadlow coming our way right now.

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A little Gibadlow ball.

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A little Gibadlow connection.

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And it goes left.

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Right into the Gibadlow sacker.

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And that's a rat trap if ever there was one, Thomas.

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They got left out last night, those rat traps.

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And they're catching rats left, right and centre.

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And we're Brendan fortunate enough to be reading out another bit of Brendan Fortune sack work there.

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It's just come on fast and furiously.

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Also, Gibadlow.

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What the hell is going on with Gibadlow?

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We don't know.

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It's an unusual name, but it's a classic name.

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And this lad now, Gibadlow on the ball for Latvia.

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He's trying to lat and lit his way into our Baltic region.

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But they're useless.

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They're as useless as battleships in the Baltic.

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Because Robbie Brady's on the ball and he's making runs.

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And he's giving the ball forward.

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He's found no one though.

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It's a blank ball.

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The Latvians are trying to reggie blanket out.

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And it's found nothing but a wet blanket.

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Out in Hendrik.

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Hendrik.

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Slices a bit of linebacker Coleman.

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Coleman.

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Find space and time with Brady.

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Stephen Hawkins.

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The Galaxy.

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Hadron Colliders.

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You've got Hendrik in the CERN Laboratory cooking up the medicine with Whelan.

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Whelan and Dealen out to Stephens.

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Stephens.

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Floats a true ball in.

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It's a lovely ant...

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Oh.

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A lovely antipodean concept.

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But it doesn't go anywhere.

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And the referee blows on his magic peaceful pipe.

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To suggest the end of another half.

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Of quality crazy ball.

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As the boys go downstairs it would seem.

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Into the Hadron Collider.

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To become positively charged.

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By a bunch of bastardized ions.

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It's half time here in Latvia.

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Zero Ireland too.

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Tommy can you take us through some of those key points and key moments.

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Yeah you had those Latvian lads taking the tip off.

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Incredible bit of tip work.

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And look at that.

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Sexy bit of back flick action from Long.

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Back to Hendrik.

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Hendrik back to Long.

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And it wasn't Long before Long.

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Shoved that ball into the back of the quality rat trap.

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An insane bit of rat trap work there.

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And look at that.

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He was going to turn left.

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Going to turn right.

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The two Latvian lads sliding in left and right.

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Couldn't take him down.

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Thanks so much.

284
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Bye Pat.

285
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,040
Bye Pat.

286
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,920
Thank you very much for your tip.

287
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,540
Very kind of you.

288
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,260
And look at this.

289
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:17,900
Hendrik.

290
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,440
He had another chance after.

291
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,580
And he scored it.

292
00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:23,520
Here it is.

293
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,060
Lovely ball.

294
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,520
Lovely arthur.

295
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:27,880
Tries to find Long.

296
00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:28,340
Leaves it.

297
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,200
And it's a Longleaf Safari Park.

298
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,440
Right into Hendrik's.

299
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,000
Jeff Hendrik's path.

300
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,200
Tell me more about that path Tom.

301
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:37,520
Great path.

302
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:39,300
Thanks Tom.

303
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,980
Here's Maguire with another shot.

304
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,480
Lovely floating chip shot.

305
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,200
And it was that.

306
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,040
What was it?

307
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:46,240
A Gibadlo.

308
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,440
Yeah it was a real Maggie Gibadlo.

309
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,720
And she says up Poland.

310
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,000
And we're saying thanks very much.

311
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:55,440
For that.

312
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,840
And we're back at it again.

313
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,400
That's the same highlight we've seen.

314
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,740
We're going to head straight back into the main central processing unit.

315
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:05,480
And deliver.

316
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:07,100
An absolute.

317
00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:09,040
Second half.

318
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:09,900
Last.

319
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:11,600
Please.

320
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,380
Stay with us.

321
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,040
Ireland.

322
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:23,540
Kicking the ball underway for the second half of this opening group stage first match game against Latvia.

323
00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:25,120
Professional mode.

324
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,360
There's no dilly dallying around tonight.

325
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,180
Today even.

326
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:29,780
As we get the game underway.

327
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:30,940
Sensuously.

328
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,300
With Hendrik.

329
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,820
Jeff Hendrik loses the spillage to the Latvian lads.

330
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:37,180
They're soaking up spillage.

331
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,640
Like it's anybody's business in that middle of the park there.

332
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,100
Middle of their garden.

333
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:43,520
They're floating balls.

334
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,820
They're very very misguided and ill-timed.

335
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:48,020
And I tell you something.

336
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:48,620
Maguire.

337
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,060
Is taking the pace on the wing.

338
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,020
And he's got a lovely bit of space and time.

339
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:53,400
Again.

340
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,420
And he's done a 1-2-Z.

341
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:59,280
And his back heel has unfortunately hit the ball out.

342
00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:03,020
And unusual 15 for 20 substitution here.

343
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:03,500
Yeah.

344
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,740
Your man, Aldrikus, is coming on for Rackles.

345
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,880
Rackles failed to do anything in that first half.

346
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,540
The crowd are going wild for that box.

347
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,680
They really are.

348
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720
But you can't hear them.

349
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,260
Unless they're...

350
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,340
Maybe all their larynxes have been removed.

351
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:18,180
Yeah.

352
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,140
Or voice box.

353
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,520
Is that not the...

354
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,780
Is the larynx not the same as the voice box?

355
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,400
A larynx is like an animal.

356
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,300
Like a cheetah or a puma.

357
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,040
One of those ads.

358
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,380
That's a lynx.

359
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,300
You clown.

360
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:32,360
Oh yeah.

361
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,500
Or a larynx.

362
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:34,940
I don't know.

363
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:36,900
You've heard of laryngitis.

364
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,280
I have.

365
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,800
And you've heard of Shane Long.

366
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:45,220
Long, unfortunately, spent a little bit too long on that ball.

367
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,960
And the Latvian lad.

368
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,280
Slid in like a mad Latvian slider.

369
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:55,740
As Coleman tries to send a bit of boom time up the pitch.

370
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,020
And they do so well do.

371
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:57,980
As Brady.

372
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,060
He's got four men in the box.

373
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:00,820
Brady.

374
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:00,980
Brady.

375
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:07,480
Dispossessed by some amazing Latvian defensive work there.

376
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,300
And they're not afraid to get the hard work done, the Latvians.

377
00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:14,580
Hard workers.

378
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,140
Artur.

379
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:17,340
From range.

380
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:20,460
And he falls on his arse as he gets to the shot.

381
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,920
And it's an absolute dream stealer.

382
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,540
And an easy concept for the goalkeeper.

383
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,960
Who scoops up that balloon with his hands.

384
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,040
In the way that most goalkeepers so often do these days.

385
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:32,840
Yeah.

386
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,060
In fact, it's been.

387
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,100
That's not just these days.

388
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:36,860
All the time.

389
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:37,440
Goalkeepers.

390
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,300
Have always done that.

391
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,140
And look at this.

392
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:41,920
Randolph trying to do that himself.

393
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040
And indeed he does do.

394
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,320
And launches the balloon out with his hand out to Artur who gets onto Maguire.

395
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:50,720
Maguire has got Long screaming for the ball.

396
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,720
He tries to give him a ball screamer but it doesn't go any way but loose.

397
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,460
Out to the side of the pitch.

398
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,660
I think the Latvian lad got a touch on it.

399
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,140
Oh, more.

400
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,300
It's on to Zunes.

401
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,460
On to Zunes.

402
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,600
On to Zunes.

403
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,480
It's coming on, man.

404
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:06,520
Yeah.

405
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,200
Is he good, is he?

406
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,480
I'd assume so, yeah.

407
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,300
I thought you knew your stuff about the Baltic boys.

408
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,520
I watch a few matches, like, you know.

409
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,100
I'm mainly in the bookies now because you can only bet on the Belarusian football.

410
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,540
Is that the crack?

411
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:25,100
I thought Paddy Power and Boyle Sports and all those gambling lads have closed down now because of the COVID.

412
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,940
Well, I know a lad called Mr. Chin.

413
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,000
And he does a lot of sports booking himself.

414
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:31,920
He's not online.

415
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,220
He's not on, you know, you have to see him in person.

416
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,500
But he takes some crazy bets.

417
00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:39,220
And what do you be betting on, like?

418
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,300
Mainly Belarusian football and Belarusian tractors.

419
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:45,860
No way.

420
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,580
They do tractoring as well.

421
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:48,440
Yep.

422
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,980
And how do they, what do they do?

423
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,580
What are you betting on exactly?

424
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,580
Races, is it?

425
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,780
It's like plowing land who can plow the most troughs.

426
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,800
And you can combine that for an accumulator then with their football as well.

427
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:04,200
He's really sound as chin.

428
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:05,420
Long!

429
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,980
Trying to get that ball into the top right-hand corner of the rat trap.

430
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:13,780
But the goalkeeper has given him a stink eye.

431
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,800
And has left that ball out to his Latvian teammates.

432
00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:19,540
Who are trying to make amends here.

433
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:22,400
Trying to bury the shit under the carpet.

434
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,660
But they can't.

435
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,940
But they might be able to.

436
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,100
It's a lovely concept.

437
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,480
And it's a lovely goal from Latvia.

438
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,940
And it's insane.

439
00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:31,820
It's really insane.

440
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,500
And it's not nice.

441
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:33,580
It's not nice.

442
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,660
Randolph is angry.

443
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,980
And it's that man.

444
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,160
The substitution.

445
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,300
First touch of the game.

446
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,640
Impact sub.

447
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,360
Back of the net.

448
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:54,320
Thank you very much there to 9-4 on Ireland.

449
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,880
And also the McLeans.

450
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,440
Of production.

451
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,580
Thanks very much lads for your tips.

452
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,460
Very kind of you.

453
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:08,720
You see how easily the Latvians seized the McLeans of production with that.

454
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,160
Blind ball.

455
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,800
The lads didn't see it coming out of nowhere.

456
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,980
They thought they were going to go for a fruity looper.

457
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,300
But it turns out the laryngitis, Tommy.

458
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,600
Good evening, Tip.

459
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,060
Yeah, I'm just coming out of about a laryngitis.

460
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,000
Good evening, Tip.

461
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,100
Yeah, you said that.

462
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:31,900
It was a...

463
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:41,600
You were trying to modify the existing piece of meme-age into a new meme to satisfy that nice, kind-hearted donation tipster.

464
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,600
Is that the crack, Tommy?

465
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:43,820
That was the crack.

466
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,280
Look at this for a bit of crack.

467
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:45,700
Long.

468
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,020
Back to Hendrick with a bit of a back roll.

469
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:48,680
Doesn't happen.

470
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:50,360
It's a backwood sausage roll.

471
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,680
But the Hendrick man is back again.

472
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,920
And he's got long making runs.

473
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:54,940
Long first time.

474
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:56,140
Long first time.

475
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,380
And the hand of the goalie saves the ball.

476
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,500
And it's a real rat trap for Latvia.

477
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,640
As Ireland have found themselves with a bit of space and time.

478
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,980
And a balloon to spare.

479
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,200
As he heads it back to Maguire.

480
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,980
Maguire sends the balloon in.

481
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,200
It's a trope, though.

482
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:18,600
And it gets trampled on by the Latvian lads who send it and dispatch it right out to Temuri Kets Baez Owl1.

483
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,120
Who is on the ball now.

484
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:24,260
And it actually turns out that your man Rugins, number seven, is rubbing it in.

485
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:25,660
This could be dangerous for Ireland.

486
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,600
We need to maintain composure here.

487
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,040
We're only one goal above these lads.

488
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,560
We don't want it to be an absolute shitstorm.

489
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:33,680
We really don't.

490
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,440
Mind your language.

491
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,720
As the boys in green are attacking.

492
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,600
Can they get a third into the mixing pot?

493
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:38,800
Longs on side.

494
00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:40,120
Longs on side.

495
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,000
Long shoots.

496
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,040
And it's wide from long.

497
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,220
And he really, really, really should have done better there.

498
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,740
Are you okay, Tom, there?

499
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,000
You sounded a bit goosed.

500
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,560
Sorry, I had a bit of spit in the throat.

501
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,360
But what the hell was he thinking?

502
00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,100
He wasn't thinking.

503
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,780
He must have been drinking.

504
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,740
Because that ball should have been in the back of the net.

505
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,920
And we should be 3-1 up in our opening group game against Latvia.

506
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,160
But that's not the case.

507
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,880
At Latvia, trying to send rat traps right up our side of the flank.

508
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:16,760
It's not happening.

509
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,200
We've got 86 minutes.

510
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,660
And that man Long looks wrecked.

511
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,680
But he's still looking for balls.

512
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,080
Hendrik lays the balloon out to Brady.

513
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:30,060
All the lads are running on nothing at the moment.

514
00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,620
We need to get some subs on the pitch.

515
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,560
The Latvians are actually taking advantage of this situation, Thomas.

516
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:36,640
They really are.

517
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,400
They can see with no gas left in the tank.

518
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,220
Richie Keogh, thank God.

519
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,000
He's got a bit of oomph in him.

520
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,200
Gets to the ball now.

521
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,620
Flash it away.

522
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,360
He does that really well.

523
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,700
But it only falls as far as the Latvian lads.

524
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,680
And it's 3-on-2.

525
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,020
It could be very dangerous.

526
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:53,580
Lovely.

527
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,200
No.

528
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:54,940
No.

529
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:55,300
No.

530
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:57,020
Oh my God.

531
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,340
Oh my God.

532
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:17,820
There's no way to express the dire, dire despair I'm feeling right now.

533
00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:23,580
And you can see Keogh is absolutely livid with his defenders.

534
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:28,580
It was such an open through ball passageway for them.

535
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:30,700
Passage east.

536
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,120
Passage west.

537
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,240
Whatever the Waterford.

538
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,980
It's an absolute travesty for Ireland.

539
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:42,320
As the Latvian lads have sealed the last minute deal.

540
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:44,980
Ireland kick off.

541
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:46,140
Last chance saloon.

542
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,220
Not even a chance to get a beer or a sarsaparilla.

543
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,080
Glen Whelan head down.

544
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,180
It's a poor, poor start for the boys in green.

545
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:57,060
But we're here to win.

546
00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:01,860
And we won't let it ruin our confidence or zest.

547
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:02,380
Thomas.

548
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:04,180
We won't.

549
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,160
We're going to try and pick ourselves back up and get into it here.

550
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:14,440
Just like, you know, it's hard to see where we're going to go from here.

551
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,800
Like, you know, two games left.

552
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,660
We've got hard opponents.

553
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,080
Harder opponents than Latvia like.

554
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,820
And it's just not going to happen for us.

555
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:28,040
Let's have a little look at some of the mistakes we made there and go over them.

556
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,060
Because we really do need to tackle some of this.

557
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,100
If we're going to win the next game.

558
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:33,780
Poor defendant.

559
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:35,180
What was wheeling at?

560
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:37,340
Where was Keo marking your man?

561
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,220
The super sub.

562
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:38,940
Or Duffy.

563
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,920
Duffy just didn't have any eyes on him.

564
00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:45,100
Your man came out of nowhere.

565
00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:50,820
And then here is a shot from Long that really should have been a goal.

566
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:51,780
One on one.

567
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,340
I beg your pardon.

568
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:54,160
It's the next one.

569
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:55,440
Yeah.

570
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,240
I mean, you should have slotted that one in as well.

571
00:42:57,660 --> 00:42:59,500
Should have slotted that one in as well.

572
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,080
This was the absolute.

573
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,780
Storming chance that we throw in the bin.

574
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,100
How it's like geometrically impossible.

575
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,420
Really is.

576
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,040
And long look to the sky and says, why?

577
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,440
Oh, why, Lord?

578
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,960
It is I, Lord.

579
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:19,900
I've been shooting all day and all night.

580
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,220
And have gone into the soup.

581
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,320
And we are getting a fright right now with an opening draw match.

582
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:30,540
Look, we don't know the score yet, Tommy, of the remaining games in the group.

583
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:41,200
So, I mean, we could actually, if the top seed has been bet or it was a draw, then we can really still be on for a top place in this competition, in this group.

584
00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:41,920
Yeah.

585
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,740
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

586
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,100
You're right.

587
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:44,340
You're right.

588
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:45,540
Just shite that we...

589
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,300
Mind your language.

590
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,740
Sorry.

591
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,580
Just rubbish that we conceded.

592
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:53,680
You know, you shouldn't go 2-0 up and concede.

593
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,200
Not right.

594
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,160
It really isn't right.

595
00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,560
But that's the case.

596
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,400
Them's the breaks.

597
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,420
look onwards and upwards we've got another couple of games in this group

598
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:09,940
left come stay with us guys for more football action don't go away we'll be

599
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:13,080
right back thanks very much

600
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:36,940
modrich modrich modrich modrich modrich welcome back everybody to the highlight group stage match

601
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:44,920
day one roundup the uf uf uf uf professional mode the isolation box scores are your game spent 3-1

602
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:51,460
hogan zero martin negro three belgians took four shrugs to the gods could only give the turks two

603
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:59,080
back lichenstein 4-0 at the hands of chicks also poland did a great little number on norway there

604
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:03,460
are the other guys in our group the irish group we want to keep an eye on those guys those polish

605
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:09,060
guys guys also lafia 2-2 with ireland that stalemate was brought to you by francis higgins

606
00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:15,840
porridge and thomas schlug more from them in a moment switzerland zero denmark one estonia nil

607
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:23,380
iceland two the rest of the games there croatia one serbia zero and dora one faltering miserably

608
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:30,600
at the hands of the romanians they managed to score four goals past the andorries the dutch surprise

609
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:36,160
package defeat there to the swedes who managed to take three swedish swedes right into the dutch

610
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:44,400
cabbage patch and also casted kazakhstan versus macedonia was it ever in any doubt the macedonians

611
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:52,200
conquering kazakhstan with their two goal lead rest of the groups let's see how they stand group a the

612
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:58,380
montenegrins in spain are top with two wins each you got the checks and the turks two wins each group c

613
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:05,440
poland do lead that group their win but it's ireland on level pegging two two with the latvians that last

614
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:13,080
game norway getting after a real howler at the beginning there they're in fourth place a lot of work to do for

615
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:21,020
them group d iceland and denmark top in that little situation the swiss boys finding it hard to get off the

616
00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:27,780
mark their first game estonia well don't hold that much hope for those guys but do we ever have hope for

617
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:34,780
them there it's a great place but who actually knows what is going on in their dressing room at the moment

618
00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:43,060
name of network two man how's it going guys conor williams here on network two got some formula one

619
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:51,500
highlights coming right up soon enough on network two esat digifone also romanian croatia doing really

620
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:57,640
well at the top of their group two wins each for those romanians managed to put four past the andreese

621
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:04,700
and the croatians slip past the serbs with ease and those two guys bottom those two little serbs in

622
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:09,800
andorans they're gonna have to get together and work something out together because it's not looking good

623
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:18,200
it's really not looking good as for the final group there you've got sweden absolutely sending it home

624
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:25,260
top of their group and of course the north macedonians did the job on the kazakhs and they're gonna have to get off the kazzy

625
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:47,060
and shit or get off the pot for those guys they need to win the next game of course the dutch really need to peel back that wax strip on their edam and tuck into a lovely lovely bit of dutch cheese in the meantime and just boosts that protein and whatever other nutritious goodness comes out of that cheese

626
00:47:47,060 --> 00:48:08,320
and uh hopefully they'll have a little bit of gas in the tank that's all for the group stage roundup guys here at ua for euro 2020 please do stay with us more amazing electric scintillating soccer ball coming right up after this break after this f1 highlight thanks so much connor williams network two

627
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:37,200
Modric, Modric, Modric.

628
00:48:37,200 --> 00:49:07,180
Modric, Modric.

629
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:11,040
Alessi mows the lawn here, as you can see there, going right over the grass.

630
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:15,120
And the Jordan allowing him to bypass Joss for stopping, which could result in a penalty.

631
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:21,200
You see the young new kid on the scene trailing him, Kimi Räikkönen, hustling and harrying his way into the Triadze Deacon Blues.

632
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:25,720
As you can see there, I can't see Sean Alessi ever yielding his place to give up there for Räikkönen behind him.

633
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,640
And there they go here into the power pocket, the three amigos.

634
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,580
Loss, Tress, Franz.

635
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,360
There's no love lost between these friends, and for Strap-On is taking Alessi to the cleaning house.

636
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:43,880
He wants to wring him out, but with each grip and twist of for Strap-On, he seems to wring out no liquid.

637
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:51,280
Which means he's very dry at this stage, and Sean Alessi would do well to watch his back and stay away from the dry man.

638
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:55,540
Until he's become re-humidified on Network 2.

639
00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:57,540
Connor Williams.

640
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,240
Three lives, three stories, one common factor.

641
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,980
The Ella Rolls-Royce is next.

642
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:11,320
We are faced with the ultimate nightmare, the abduction of nuclear gear.

643
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,880
He's back as Bond.

644
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:16,120
I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence.

645
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:21,520
You're obviously well equipped.

646
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,520
So are you.

647
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,700
You're not going to make any trouble, I'm Mr. Bond.

648
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:30,300
Connery's comeback.

649
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,260
I'm all yours.

650
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,960
In Never Say Never Again, Tuesday at 7 on Network 2.

651
00:50:35,960 --> 00:51:05,940
Thank you.

652
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:35,920
Thank you.

653
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,920
Thank you.

654
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,920
Thank you.

655
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Thank you.

656
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Thank you.

657
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,920
Thank you.

658
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,920
Thank you.

659
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,920
Thank you.

660
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,920
Thank you.

661
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,920
Thank you.

662
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,920
Thank you.

663
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,920
Thank you.

664
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,340
The stage is set.

665
00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:02,400
The time for chatting shite is over.

666
00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:03,860
Mind your language, Francis.

667
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:07,040
The time for chatting rubbish is over.

668
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,640
The porridge is cooked.

669
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,380
The boys are ready on the pitch.

670
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,420
You want some porridge, Tom?

671
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,260
Porridge me away by.

672
00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:18,820
A bit of blueberry, a bit of banana, a lovely bit of mildewing seed, a lovely bit of organic honey as well.

673
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,000
It's going right into your rat trap now, up and wide.

674
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:21,940
I'm ready.

675
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:23,720
I'm ready to receive porridge.

676
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:27,380
Oh, yeah.

677
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:29,880
Unbelievable.

678
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:32,120
Good man, Tommy.

679
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,860
Some man for the porridge.

680
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:35,640
Some man for the pints.

681
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,220
And the game is underway now.

682
00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:43,420
Ireland looking to really outspace their opponents in space.

683
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:45,040
Tonight, Poland.

684
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,720
They've got that Lewandowski fellow who plays for Bayern.

685
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,620
He's a hard, hard goal-scoring sham.

686
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:56,060
But we need to make an absolute sham of these lads if we can, Tom.

687
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:57,380
We really do.

688
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,100
They're pumping the balloon around like confident pumpers.

689
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:06,420
And we're going to absolutely turn those boys into jumpers in a minute.

690
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:08,320
Turn them to shreds.

691
00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:10,300
That's the spirit, Tom.

692
00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:14,680
Lewandowski looking dangerous in that little center area.

693
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,220
And Hendricks sweeps up the crummage on the edge.

694
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,520
Passes it out to Coleman.

695
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,480
Coleman looking for support down the wing.

696
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,460
He finds it in Brady.

697
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,200
Brady is going to try and get Long into the mix already.

698
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,920
And Long can see someone.

699
00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:27,300
And he's indeed giving it to Brown.

700
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,140
Brown gave it back to Long.

701
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,300
But it's intercepted by the pole lads.

702
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,020
And Keogh scooped up some mess.

703
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:36,920
Giving it out to Brown.

704
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,140
He's on the pitch today instead of Harry Arter.

705
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,360
Yeah, it's strange mix up there.

706
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,240
But I think Brown might have it in him.

707
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,400
He might do.

708
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,500
Brown plays a lovely little floating bouncer down to Maguire.

709
00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:51,940
Maguire, his touch is too heavy.

710
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:55,060
And sends that balloon into the side net.

711
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,240
Unfortunate there.

712
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,240
Yeah, and again, we see it time in and time out.

713
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,500
The boys taking too heavy a touch on that wing.

714
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,620
The balls are too heavily weighted.

715
00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,920
Very heavy balls, aren't they, Tom?

716
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:08,480
Very.

717
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,060
The boys and their heavy balls, they need to have a word about that, like.

718
00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:14,320
Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's not.

719
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,620
There's a Mexican wave going on.

720
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,340
Look, do you see that?

721
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,660
Yeah, I can see that.

722
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:20,520
Kind of strange, though.

723
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,700
You can't see it in its full entirety.

724
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:26,200
Yeah, it's still interesting concept, like.

725
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,160
And why do they call it a Mexican wave?

726
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:29,580
No!

727
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,960
And why do they call it a Mexican wave, Thomas?

728
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,500
I'm not sure, like.

729
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:38,720
Mexicans, like.

730
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:42,180
Do they be standing up and sitting down again all the time?

731
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,560
Is that the crack with the Mexican books?

732
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,540
I don't know, like.

733
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:46,600
It doesn't make sense.

734
00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:47,660
Why would you even do that?

735
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,440
You're probably not allowed to call it a Mexican wave anymore.

736
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,320
Who cares what kind of wave it is?

737
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:55,700
The Irish are attacking and...

738
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,640
Soon as I let the words out the mouth,

739
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,480
the referee blows on his magical pipe of peace

740
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:07,980
to signify that was a offside situation

741
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:09,560
from Maguire running down the wing.

742
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:13,340
The pole lads looking to make a bit of a pole axe on us here.

743
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,480
What have they got inside their little jar?

744
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:21,620
Passing the balloon around confidently.

745
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,980
These are hard fellas.

746
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,620
It's a hard place to live, Poland.

747
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,540
A lot of history.

748
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:27,360
A lot of pride at stake.

749
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,240
And they've seen a lot of rough stuff, haven't they, Thomas?

750
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,640
They had it from both angles.

751
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,200
East and West.

752
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,700
If it wasn't the Nazis,

753
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,600
it was Stalin and his crew

754
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,740
trying to mess shit up for them.

755
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,000
And that ball has gone out for a throw-in for the pole lads.

756
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:51,260
You were saying, Tommy, Stalin was involved, was he?

757
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:57,380
Yeah, there was a bit of Stalin getting involved in Poland and controlling Poland then.

758
00:55:57,380 --> 00:56:01,700
And so he had the whole mix-up, like, with the Baltic states.

759
00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:05,780
Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia.

760
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:12,760
They only got their independence from the Red Dragons about 20 years ago, 25 years ago.

761
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,800
Thanks very much for the history lesson, Thomas.

762
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,000
Thomas.

763
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,700
Now, Poland.

764
00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:29,280
They're seemingly confident on the balloon, but we've yet to see a designated attack being launched inside our danger area.

765
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,100
We could be on for something here, but it's greatly dispossessed.

766
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,160
Stevens taking his man on and taking his ball away too.

767
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:39,960
Oh, and it's another misplaced pass from Maguire.

768
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,660
And how many more of those are we going to see, Tom, before shit hits the fan?

769
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:46,740
Please stop swearing.

770
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,260
We did well yesterday.

771
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,220
We can't let it unfold now.

772
00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:52,940
We really can't.

773
00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:54,040
Apologies to viewers.

774
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:58,020
And also, Sky or BBC, we know that you're watching.

775
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:58,900
We know you're looking.

776
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,260
You're scouting for talent.

777
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,880
Commentary for your upcoming matches.

778
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,640
Maybe the Premiership has been mooted, have been played behind enemy doors.

779
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,740
Over 90 matches played over the course of a month or two.

780
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:14,780
Behind closed doors, all televised.

781
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,500
It's an interesting concept, Tommy.

782
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:17,620
It really is.

783
00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:18,680
I tell you something.

784
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:22,160
Boys out there are going to be needing commentary teams, like.

785
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:25,740
So, I mean, we could be, things could be looking up.

786
00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:29,200
It really could be an amazing situation, Tom.

787
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:38,700
If we play our cards right, at this World Cup, there's no telling where we could be this time next year.

788
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:44,400
As Ireland look to try and make some kind of claim to the ball.

789
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,440
Indeed, they've got it.

790
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:49,720
But they need to find it into the back of the enemy rat trap.

791
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,160
As Long has received ball now.

792
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:57,340
He's going to give that received ball to Hendrik, who's got a little bit of Jeff Hendrik time.

793
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,480
Jeff Hendrik magic.

794
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,220
Jeff Hendrik off the post.

795
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,380
So close from Ireland.

796
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:03,540
Very good.

797
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,480
Still got it.

798
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,540
We still got it.

799
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:06,580
Floating through ball.

800
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:07,460
Finds no one.

801
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,180
And it's headed away by the pole axe.

802
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,480
Sorry, you can't say pole axe.

803
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,360
I apologize there if anybody took any offense to pole axe.

804
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,860
I actually meant pole axe, the phrase I said earlier on.

805
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,400
Which is a, I think it's a kind of a term.

806
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:26,180
Long has been taken down.

807
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,440
You could actually say Long was pole axe.

808
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,800
Which was the correct way I was trying to say it.

809
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:32,980
Yeah, I mean.

810
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:35,960
You hear a lot of people saying pole axe in the States.

811
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:38,980
I don't think it's right.

812
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,780
It's not right, Tommy.

813
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:41,600
But pole axe.

814
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,300
Let's just.

815
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,740
Can we cut away there and see.

816
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:44,580
Oh, fuck.

817
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,260
Whoa.

818
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,000
Cheeky bit of ball there by Shane Long.

819
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,340
Tom, can you just get onto the Google there and see if pole axe is a thing.

820
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,140
We need to clear ourselves here in this cancel culture world.

821
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,500
Let's have a look.

822
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:04,780
Thank God.

823
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:06,180
Yeah, pole axe.

824
00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:06,880
It's there.

825
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,460
You weren't being racist.

826
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,720
You were actually, you were saying they were going to get us with a pole axe.

827
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:16,240
It's fine.

828
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,180
Thank God for that.

829
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,000
Thank God for that.

830
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,020
Have we had the porridge on the screen the whole time, Tom?

831
00:59:25,780 --> 00:59:27,280
I think we have had it, yeah.

832
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,080
And why is it getting bigger?

833
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,220
Sorry, I'm trying to take it off the screen.

834
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:37,660
Yeah, but it's easier now to lose the porridge than it is to take the fecking thing off the screen.

835
00:59:38,460 --> 00:59:38,820
Sorry.

836
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:40,740
And there we go.

837
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:41,240
She's gone.

838
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:42,420
Great stuff.

839
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:43,980
Great stuff, everybody.

840
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:45,120
We're back again.

841
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:45,920
We're not racist.

842
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,120
And the game continues.

843
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:53,320
As Poland looking to pole axe that ball right into the heart of our soul.

844
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,380
But it's not going to happen.

845
00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:58,300
Because we've got the cojones to shined up to these lads.

846
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:02,620
And Poland making runs down the middle with Lewandowski.

847
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:04,020
It's a lovely tender touch.

848
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:11,820
And it's Randolph's safe, safe hands that takes that ball away from that Polish man.

849
01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:12,940
Matthias Klick plays for Leicester.

850
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:22,700
And it was Red Hand Randolph.

851
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:24,380
The Red Hand goalkeeper.

852
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,520
The Red Hand goalkeeper.

853
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,920
No association with loyalism or paramilitary unit groups.

854
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:33,500
No association with loyalism, Tommy.

855
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:34,180
You're dead right.

856
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,620
And the ball comes in.

857
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,020
And it's headed into the hands of Randolph.

858
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:40,180
It's a lovely, lovely save.

859
01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:41,880
And you've got to say something.

860
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,140
Ireland are doing well.

861
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,440
Steamy crevasse.

862
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,280
Thank you very much.

863
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,040
Thanks very much, Steamy crevasse.

864
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:51,700
And Klick.

865
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:52,560
Matthias Klick.

866
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,420
Passes it into someone.

867
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,800
But someone else doesn't get it.

868
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:56,480
No.

869
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:57,840
It's Glenn Whelan.

870
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,700
Whelan and dealing his way out to the West Wing.

871
01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:04,640
And it's a lovely, lovely whistleblow from the ref.

872
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:09,240
To signify the end of that half.

873
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:11,760
Known as the first half.

874
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:14,160
Great game of football.

875
01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:16,580
Very evenly spaced out.

876
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:19,540
We'd want to really watch ourselves.

877
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,580
These Polish boys won their last game.

878
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,700
We need to beat them.

879
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,300
Big time.

880
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,500
We really do.

881
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:29,720
Lovely shot here from Grasecki, Tom.

882
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:30,520
Run it through it.

883
01:01:31,060 --> 01:01:32,340
Yeah, Grasecki got the ball.

884
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,220
Took a shot.

885
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,300
Randolph saved.

886
01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:37,020
And he got it.

887
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:37,880
And he saved it.

888
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:38,360
Again.

889
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,920
Same thing you said, Tom.

890
01:01:39,980 --> 01:01:41,880
Please vary your analysis next time.

891
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,740
Tell us more about the Hendrick ball.

892
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:45,280
Hendrick got the ball.

893
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,640
Ran it into the box.

894
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,760
Boom shakalaka.

895
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,500
Right off Percy Post.

896
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,500
The 12th man for Poland.

897
01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:52,820
Keeping them in the game.

898
01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:56,780
It was a real, real post rattlesnake.

899
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,560
And this was something from Lewandowski.

900
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,580
Tell us more about this, Tom.

901
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,200
Lewandowski got the ball.

902
01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:04,900
Tried to do a first time lovely tender touch.

903
01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:08,720
But Randolph, the red hand reindeer, got himself to it.

904
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,680
And that was a lovely, lovely catch.

905
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,500
Lovely, lovely stuff there from Randolph, the red hand reindeer.

906
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,720
And his red hand, I mean he is not a loyalist.

907
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,120
I'll tell you what he is loyal to.

908
01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:21,820
The cause of the team.

909
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,120
That's what he's loyal to.

910
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:24,060
He really is.

911
01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,820
In fact, he's our standout player.

912
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,020
The last few matches, last few tournaments.

913
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,420
Randolph in there every time.

914
01:02:31,740 --> 01:02:32,680
Saving those balls.

915
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:33,900
Saving penalties.

916
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,540
Balls in the hands.

917
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,900
He's not happy unless he's got balls in his hands.

918
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:40,400
He really isn't.

919
01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:42,860
And the second half is coming right up.

920
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,540
Right now.

921
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:45,760
It's Ireland.

922
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:48,060
They're on the back spot against the pole lads.

923
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:49,940
Can we do it?

924
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,360
Can we do it?

925
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,760
You have to believe it, Tom.

926
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,160
You have to believe it.

927
01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:57,220
Otherwise it's not going to happen.

928
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:58,280
So let's go for it.

929
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:58,940
Let's do this.

930
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,180
Come on the boys and screen.

931
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,600
Let's open the ball.

932
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:05,840
Let's not open the pubs.

933
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:07,820
Remember to stay at home.

934
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:08,880
Stay safe.

935
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,400
And sanitize yourself and everyone around you.

936
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:16,080
As the ball is kicked away.

937
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,780
Hendrick has taken a man down.

938
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,500
Down to the back there.

939
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:18,920
Off the ball.

940
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,200
It was a cheeky little bit of play.

941
01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:21,320
Referee didn't see it though.

942
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,560
And you need that bit of luck as well sometimes, Tom.

943
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,340
You really do.

944
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,820
Bit of luck is what's needed now.

945
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,240
Especially with these guys bombing down the wing.

946
01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:29,680
It's crazy ball in.

947
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,240
Crazy bit of ball work there.

948
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,400
And Keogh manages to get his flavor crisps out of the box.

949
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:36,400
It looks like Long.

950
01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:37,380
He's on the attack now.

951
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:38,060
He's got a lead.

952
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:39,480
McGuire making runs.

953
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:40,240
He's on his own.

954
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:40,840
McGuire.

955
01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:42,060
Three men tracking him though.

956
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,240
Can he do something with it?

957
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:44,020
He's running it.

958
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:44,700
He's running it.

959
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,680
He's going to lay it back.

960
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:46,740
He's found Brown.

961
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,440
But how now, Brown Cow?

962
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,340
Brown sends the balloon into the dispatch unit.

963
01:03:52,180 --> 01:03:57,800
And it's headed away calmly, cucumberistically, by those Polish lads.

964
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:00,440
Mamaduck.

965
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,260
Thank you very much, Mamaduck.

966
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:03,800
That's very kind of you.

967
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,440
Thanks, Mamaduck.

968
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:06,840
Very kind.

969
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:11,660
Robbie Brady looking to dispatch the balloon into the central mixing unit.

970
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:15,180
Can anybody get eyes or heads or toes onto it?

971
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:15,660
No one.

972
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:17,400
No one.

973
01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:19,060
Hendrik scoops up at the back.

974
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,660
And laughs the balloon out to Whelan.

975
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,200
Whelan.

976
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,240
To find Brown.

977
01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:25,240
Brown tries to find someone else.

978
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,500
But it's nobody's business.

979
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:28,320
And it's cut out by the pole lads.

980
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,400
Pole lads now.

981
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,480
Looking very bright in their white kits.

982
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,740
And it looks as though Matthias Klick has got no one.

983
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,880
He's got no one.

984
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:36,180
Brown.

985
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,620
Brown to whoever else.

986
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,180
Stephens.

987
01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:38,980
What's Stephens doing?

988
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,780
Though he should have slotted a through ball through.

989
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:41,620
And Stephens.

990
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:42,360
To Long.

991
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,200
To Hendrik.

992
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,320
Nobody there.

993
01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:46,020
Ireland pressing hard.

994
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,840
This is very cool stuff from Ireland.

995
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:49,440
You have to agree and admit.

996
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,160
As they're attacking with five men in the central mixing unit.

997
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:53,480
Somebody is out there.

998
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,360
Has to be someone.

999
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:54,940
Nobody.

1000
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:55,520
Whelan.

1001
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:56,400
Or Brown.

1002
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:57,480
Fumbles.

1003
01:04:57,700 --> 01:04:59,100
And Matthias Klick scoops it up.

1004
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,900
And one click is all it takes.

1005
01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:02,880
As he passes the ball back away.

1006
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:03,740
To Dua Lipa.

1007
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,380
Who finds Wrecker on the wing.

1008
01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:06,500
And it's.

1009
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,760
That man Zielinski now.

1010
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,140
Who's got another lad in support.

1011
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,400
Trying to find Lewandowski.

1012
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,420
Who does some kind of crazy chip up shot.

1013
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:15,580
And maintains composure enough to lay it out to the lads.

1014
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,060
But not.

1015
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:17,900
Too good enough.

1016
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,280
That Coleman can't get to it.

1017
01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:19,980
Randolph.

1018
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,940
Sends that balloon into space.

1019
01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:23,180
Tries to find Brown.

1020
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,160
It's a magical ball.

1021
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,380
A lovely touch from Brown.

1022
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,980
From Maguire on the wing.

1023
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:27,660
Now.

1024
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,840
Is he going to work with Brown.

1025
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,560
And do the 1-2 Uniflu mix up.

1026
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,760
Indeed he gives it to him.

1027
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:32,300
Brown.

1028
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:33,200
Finds Long.

1029
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:33,760
Long.

1030
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:34,880
To Hendrik behind him.

1031
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:35,300
Hendrik.

1032
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:35,960
First time.

1033
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,780
First time save from the keeper.

1034
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:40,600
And it's scrappity dappity doodla.

1035
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,780
Headed out from the Polish box.

1036
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,540
The boys in white are dispossessed by the boys in green.

1037
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,520
And they're playing amazing football on your computer screen.

1038
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:49,880
As we're watching now.

1039
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,040
Is this a nightmare or is it a dream?

1040
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,760
It could be the former.

1041
01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:59,980
As the Polish boys attack with sophisticated aplomb down that left hand flank side wing.

1042
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,640
But not enough on it for Coleman to collect.

1043
01:06:02,980 --> 01:06:04,980
Whelan passes his collection out to.

1044
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:05,880
Well sorry.

1045
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:06,680
Coleman to Whelan.

1046
01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:12,760
Whelan loses the ball sillily in the middle central processing unit to the Polak.

1047
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:13,680
Polads.

1048
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,120
Didn't finish the end of that Polak's sentence.

1049
01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:18,380
It's okay.

1050
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,640
And I did mean Polak's.

1051
01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:21,080
The thing.

1052
01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:23,060
We can go back to that Wikipedia page again.

1053
01:06:23,340 --> 01:06:25,380
Thomas if you can get that up on the screen for us quickly.

1054
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,540
We need to go back to the football.

1055
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,060
I'm afraid.

1056
01:06:28,340 --> 01:06:29,420
Corner is going to be ticking.

1057
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:30,480
Yeah.

1058
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,560
We need to remain composed Francis.

1059
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,300
Because the boys are not going to win with this kind of mentality.

1060
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,180
This kind of non-composure.

1061
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:41,780
Lewandowski is taking liberties on that wing.

1062
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,660
He should be in the box.

1063
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,680
And we're lucky.

1064
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:47,180
We're very lucky to be nil-nil level pegging at this stage.

1065
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,800
Ireland haven't seen such an attack in days.

1066
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,420
Weeks perhaps.

1067
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,780
And it looks very tenacious and dogged now from Stevens.

1068
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,500
Who managed to get the ball up into the middle area.

1069
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,720
No one's got it though.

1070
01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:56,980
Indeed.

1071
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:57,580
Middle earth.

1072
01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,300
It's a battle between good and evil.

1073
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,460
And look at this Lewandowski.

1074
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:02,720
Straight up the hand of Randolph.

1075
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:05,640
An amazing outstretched acrobatic save.

1076
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:06,520
And Tommy.

1077
01:07:07,340 --> 01:07:08,520
What do you think about that?

1078
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,900
Unbelievable save.

1079
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,560
Fantastic stuff.

1080
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:15,440
We need to get this ball right out.

1081
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,160
And right back into good times again.

1082
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,100
Indeed we do.

1083
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,100
And look at that whole axe there.

1084
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:23,820
That's the article on Wikipedia.

1085
01:07:24,780 --> 01:07:25,960
Nothing wrong with it.

1086
01:07:26,660 --> 01:07:27,880
And look at that.

1087
01:07:27,980 --> 01:07:31,580
A lovely bit of ball work from Brown in the middle of the central processing unit.

1088
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:32,400
To find Hendrik.

1089
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,000
Hendrik.

1090
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:33,920
Out to Brady.

1091
01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:34,380
Brady.

1092
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,380
The Brady ball.

1093
01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:36,540
He's trying to play something.

1094
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:37,260
But it's really.

1095
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,640
It's a screwball scenario.

1096
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,420
And it's picked up by the Polish lads.

1097
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,220
Who try and feed it out again into the central mixing unit.

1098
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:47,080
We need a substitution 78 minutes.

1099
01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:48,680
We're going to go into game plan.

1100
01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:50,320
And we're going to shake things up.

1101
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,260
Because we're not going to win this cup.

1102
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,380
Unless that happens.

1103
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,900
Indeed that's a crack.

1104
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,800
And I think McGoldrick is going to have to go on for long.

1105
01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:00,300
Long is going to have to take an early bath there.

1106
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:01,920
Not a red card job.

1107
01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:03,420
But it's definitely a red sub job.

1108
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,460
And also Jimmy McLean.

1109
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,400
Seizing the McLeans of production.

1110
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,680
Out on that west wing.

1111
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,680
Left wing forward.

1112
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,640
Area there.

1113
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,320
Which he so does so well.

1114
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,420
So nicely.

1115
01:08:13,540 --> 01:08:15,060
And so delicately.

1116
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:18,000
He had a bit of a howler the other day on social media.

1117
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:20,240
Posting pictures of lads in balaclavas.

1118
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,320
Thanks so much Steve.

1119
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,880
Steamy crevasse.

1120
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,340
Your tip.

1121
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:25,860
What was that?

1122
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:26,720
A portion what?

1123
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:28,740
Pictures of lads in balaclavas was it?

1124
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:29,360
Yep.

1125
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:30,500
Balaclava man.

1126
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:31,600
Instagram.

1127
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:33,700
Three match ban.

1128
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,240
Ten grand fine man.

1129
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,880
Holy schmork Thomas.

1130
01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:41,580
Holy schmork.

1131
01:08:42,020 --> 01:08:42,320
What?

1132
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,720
It's only Tom.

1133
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:45,860
Back in it.

1134
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,520
Again.

1135
01:08:46,860 --> 01:08:48,880
With a 100 year old.

1136
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:50,020
Tip.

1137
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:51,680
To end our tips.

1138
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:52,960
What?

1139
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:55,400
What?

1140
01:08:55,400 --> 01:09:02,420
Modric.

1141
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:02,480
Modric.

1142
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,360
Modric.

1143
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:04,340
Modric.

1144
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,320
Modric.

1145
01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:06,420
Modric.

1146
01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:07,360
Modric.

1147
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,400
Modric.

1148
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,360
Modric.

1149
01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:10,360
Modric.

1150
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:11,300
Modric.

1151
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:12,460
Modric.

1152
01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:13,380
Modric.

1153
01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:14,320
Modric.

1154
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,440
Modric.

1155
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:16,360
Modric.

1156
01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:17,300
Modric.

1157
01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:18,100
Modric.

1158
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:18,960
Would you believe it?

1159
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:20,200
Could you believe it?

1160
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:20,220
Could you believe it?

1161
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:23,020
Did you ever even dare to dream about it?

1162
01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,800
Tom Machine Schlug.

1163
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,760
A 100 Tom special.

1164
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,820
100 Tom special.

1165
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:35,780
Never in my wildest imagination would I have imagined that the 100 Tom special would come

1166
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,520
during an afternoon game of ball.

1167
01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:40,160
He's usually a night creature of habit.

1168
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:41,400
A nighttime cat.

1169
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:42,340
A night owl.

1170
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:45,960
A creature of the nighttime habit you were going to say there.

1171
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,780
A creature of nighttime habit.

1172
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,000
Doesn't make sense.

1173
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,360
But it made sense in my mind when I was saying it.

1174
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:53,580
Unbelievable stuff.

1175
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:58,040
All I can say Tom is you're an absolute godsend saviour and thanks so much.

1176
01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,800
You're an amazing piece of work.

1177
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:03,940
And we're going to really stick it up these Poland lads.

1178
01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:07,040
Goldmouth I believe.

1179
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:07,760
Yeah.

1180
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,980
And you stuck Collins on there.

1181
01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:12,080
It's not his position right wing forward.

1182
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:15,560
Maybe move him in a little bit closer to the central striking unit.

1183
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:17,680
We will do.

1184
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:18,680
We will do.

1185
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:21,680
And we'll carry on mercilessly.

1186
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,420
Ming the mercilessly.

1187
01:10:23,620 --> 01:10:24,380
And doggedly.

1188
01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:25,940
And tenaciously now.

1189
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:30,580
As we keep on going into the next bit of time.

1190
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,340
10 minutes left.

1191
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,120
Iroquois Plissken.

1192
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,920
Thanks so much for your tip.

1193
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:35,900
It's incredible.

1194
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:37,600
It really is to see the support.

1195
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,980
Not only for the boys in green.

1196
01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:40,480
The boys on the computer screen.

1197
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:41,960
But also the boys.

1198
01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,920
Living the commentary box dream.

1199
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:44,620
Myself.

1200
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,680
Francis Higgins.

1201
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:46,640
Day in.

1202
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,200
Day out.

1203
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:49,420
Bringing the Irish lads to the finals.

1204
01:10:50,140 --> 01:10:50,820
And me as well.

1205
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,740
You can't forget me.

1206
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,180
And we can't forget him.

1207
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:55,600
A little pat on the back from Matthias Click.

1208
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:57,460
And to end the Stevens' back.

1209
01:10:58,340 --> 01:11:00,280
Never had him down as a back patter myself.

1210
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,640
Matthias Click is a hard man.

1211
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:03,780
But it doesn't matter.

1212
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:06,240
You can still be a hard man and pat backs I've heard.

1213
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,820
Where have you been hearing this?

1214
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:10,680
You hear it.

1215
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:11,940
You hear rumors.

1216
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:14,260
The ball is in.

1217
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:14,740
It's dangerous.

1218
01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:18,680
And it's a lovely, lovely ball out for Ireland.

1219
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:21,220
And thanks so much Iroquois Plishkin for that tip.

1220
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,740
It's a corner.

1221
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:23,540
It's a dangerous ball.

1222
01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:24,660
And also Mike Johnson.

1223
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,620
Very, very kind of you lads.

1224
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:27,360
Danger ball.

1225
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:29,580
Ireland need to get this ball out now.

1226
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:30,040
Hendrik.

1227
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,660
Hendrik is still on the pitch.

1228
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,240
And the substitution has not happened.

1229
01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:36,820
Unless there's been a cancellation on that substitution situation.

1230
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:39,140
We are not looking good here.

1231
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:40,140
We're in bad shape.

1232
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,420
And the Poland lads are toying with us.

1233
01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:44,580
They're about to send a ball into Lewandowski.

1234
01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:46,500
And it can't meet his cabbage.

1235
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,420
He leaves it to roll out.

1236
01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:51,860
Let's have a little look there and make sure our substitutions are coming on, Tom.

1237
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,360
They should be on.

1238
01:11:56,860 --> 01:11:57,580
They should be on.

1239
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:07,000
We just haven't had enough time to dispatch that balloon right up to the central mixing lads.

1240
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,940
Up at the top desk.

1241
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,640
But they're up at the top desk now.

1242
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,180
And the couple of lads down the back.

1243
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:11,900
Shaft.

1244
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:12,440
Four.

1245
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,860
Poland are passing the ball around.

1246
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:14,480
Mateusz Klick.

1247
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:15,420
The lead United man.

1248
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,480
Sends it out to Koenaci.

1249
01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:17,300
Koenaci.

1250
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,340
Looking for support.

1251
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,060
Tries to feed it to their forward.

1252
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:20,840
Can't find him.

1253
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:21,740
It's Brown on the ball.

1254
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:22,500
The three lads.

1255
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:23,120
Jimmy McLean.

1256
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:23,600
McGoldrick.

1257
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:24,460
And the other lads.

1258
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,140
You know what I mean.

1259
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:25,480
Collins.

1260
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:26,560
The three amigos.

1261
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:27,840
Lost rest friends.

1262
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:28,840
They're leaving it.

1263
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,280
They're laying it back.

1264
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,580
It could be a Collins ball.

1265
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:32,440
Collins ball.

1266
01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:33,500
Tries to pass it back.

1267
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,240
McGoldrick.

1268
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:34,760
Surely.

1269
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:35,800
McGoldrick.

1270
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,200
McGoldrick.

1271
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,160
McGoldrick.

1272
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,860
One more time.

1273
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,180
We're gonna isolate.

1274
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:47,800
Oh yeah.

1275
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:48,740
All right.

1276
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,020
Don't get that COVID.

1277
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,100
Oh yeah.

1278
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,120
Self-isolation.

1279
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,040
Tonight.

1280
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,800
Oh.

1281
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,040
All right.

1282
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:02,860
Come on.

1283
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:04,300
You know it.

1284
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,200
Would you believe it?

1285
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,060
Yeah.

1286
01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:07,540
Could you believe it?

1287
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,700
Could you dare to dream another dream another night?

1288
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:26,600
I'm dreaming now anyways.

1289
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,800
Ah, my goalie with a goal.

1290
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,360
James Garner with a ballie.

1291
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,460
My goalie with a goal.

1292
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,160
Would you believe it?

1293
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,540
Can you believe it?

1294
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,700
Would you ever dare to believe it?

1295
01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,060
Would you dare to dream, Tommy?

1296
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,660
I'm dreaming now anyways.

1297
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:43,420
If this isn't dreams, pinch me.

1298
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,800
Because I don't want to wake up.

1299
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:47,800
That doesn't make sense, Tommy.

1300
01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,600
That does not make sense.

1301
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,240
But I tell you what does make sense.

1302
01:13:51,420 --> 01:13:52,960
Ireland 1, Poland 0.

1303
01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:54,760
88 minutes on the clock.

1304
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,760
Glenn Whelan playing for time now.

1305
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:57,560
Playing for keeps.

1306
01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,780
And that's what the Irish boys do so well

1307
01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:02,260
in the crucial moments of the crucial games.

1308
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,560
We get that balloon up.

1309
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,820
We don't stop believing.

1310
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,540
Matthias Klick, most passes successful on the pitch.

1311
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,480
He's had a great season for Leeds United.

1312
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:11,840
Oh, Christ.

1313
01:14:12,020 --> 01:14:14,520
Could there be a last minute nightmare for Ireland here?

1314
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:16,180
Glenn Whelan needs to get this ball out.

1315
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:17,980
Lewandowski puts it out.

1316
01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:19,500
The referee, the linesman,

1317
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,640
waves his flag towards the goal kick area.

1318
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:23,060
It's a goal kick to Ireland.

1319
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,540
Randolph, three minutes left of injury time to play, Tom.

1320
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,000
Ball goes out to the mixing unit.

1321
01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:33,940
Poland need to blast that into space.

1322
01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:35,680
They've given it to Klick in the middle.

1323
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,780
Klick's gone, Klick's on the ball.

1324
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:38,800
Klick's gone wild.

1325
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,100
He's trying to feed it into the front lads at the fronter.

1326
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:43,280
But it's not going to happen.

1327
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,380
It's a real bad romper for the Polish lads.

1328
01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:51,040
And Ireland win with a David McGoldrick.

1329
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,860
29th minute goal.

1330
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:54,100
That man there.

1331
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,580
And the fans go wild in Celtic Park.

1332
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:02,000
Unbelievable performance from the lads.

1333
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,520
Fantastic stuff.

1334
01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:05,660
On the boys.

1335
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,580
Big, big thank you to everyone who supported us during that match.

1336
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:14,400
Tom, you're an absolute cream chaser.

1337
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:15,980
Thank you so much.

1338
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,440
And Mama Duck, Owen Murphy.

1339
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,660
Steamy Crevas.

1340
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:21,720
Steamy Crevas.

1341
01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:22,980
Mike Johnson.

1342
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:24,120
Mike Johnson.

1343
01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:25,660
Iroquois Plishkin.

1344
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,120
Iroquois Plishkin.

1345
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,720
Pepsi Polaxe.

1346
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:30,240
Thanks so much.

1347
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,360
It's an incredible, incredible display of support.

1348
01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:39,660
And one that we couldn't ever, ever, ever, ever do without.

1349
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:47,300
Just the same way the boys in green can't do without all these fans shouting for them.

1350
01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:48,860
Feels only right.

1351
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:51,520
There's people out there supporting the boys in green from home.

1352
01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:53,780
And also supporting us as well.

1353
01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:58,020
Because they want to see us on the Sky Sports as well.

1354
01:15:58,460 --> 01:15:59,200
They really do.

1355
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:00,240
I believe that.

1356
01:16:00,340 --> 01:16:01,120
Thank you so much.

1357
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:02,780
Disgusting Easter egg.

1358
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,860
And Eamon Dumphy.

1359
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,560
Thank you very much for that.

1360
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:08,340
Shot taken by Jimi Hendrix.

1361
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:10,360
The first half we've seen all this.

1362
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,780
This is their Lewandowski shot.

1363
01:16:12,540 --> 01:16:14,320
Was a very close situation.

1364
01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:16,880
Morrissey's Quiff.

1365
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,180
Thank you so much for that.

1366
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:19,240
Very, very kind of you.

1367
01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:21,920
Cheers for keeping me going through work from home, lads.

1368
01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:22,340
Keep her lit.

1369
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:23,600
We're going to keep it lit all day.

1370
01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:25,740
And we're going to take a trophy home, if that's okay for you.

1371
01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:26,760
David McGoldrick.

1372
01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:28,120
What a goal.

1373
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,860
What a crucial goal that was.

1374
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,380
Probably the most crucial goal we've seen for Ireland scored in a long time.

1375
01:16:32,820 --> 01:16:34,260
Yeah, and you see how much it meant to the lads.

1376
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:35,160
They all went wild.

1377
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,800
Jumping over the advertising hardens to go and get a hug of some fans.

1378
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,000
Ignoring the COVID.

1379
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,260
Fick the COVID, lads.

1380
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:42,500
It's Ireland.

1381
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:43,440
It's wet.

1382
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,020
It's wild.

1383
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:44,600
It's Ireland.

1384
01:16:44,780 --> 01:16:45,300
It's a goal.

1385
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,660
And we're going into the next round.

1386
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:49,200
Well, don't speak too soon.

1387
01:16:49,580 --> 01:16:50,580
We haven't seen it yet.

1388
01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:52,140
Ireland out-possessed.

1389
01:16:52,340 --> 01:16:52,940
Out-shot.

1390
01:16:53,660 --> 01:16:54,640
In this game.

1391
01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:55,520
Out-passed.

1392
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,400
Out-crossed.

1393
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:57,500
Out-intercepted.

1394
01:16:57,980 --> 01:16:59,040
But I tell you something.

1395
01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:02,620
We had the concept that the boys in Poland didn't.

1396
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,400
That concept.

1397
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:10,640
Triple-headed Hydra of McLean, McGoldrick, and Jimmy Collins doing absolute damage.

1398
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:16,140
An absolute strike force partnership out of the-out of-for the ages, Thomas.

1399
01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:18,360
Pure for the ages.

1400
01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:20,860
I haven't seen an Irish seed.

1401
01:17:21,340 --> 01:17:22,460
An Irish team, sorry.

1402
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,140
Irish seed?

1403
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,300
Yeah, I was actually going to say Irish times.

1404
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:26,480
Irish seed.

1405
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,820
And then I mixed up times with team.

1406
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,280
And got seed.

1407
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,840
Very, very strange combination.

1408
01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:35,480
But carry on.

1409
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,840
You haven't seen an Irish side.

1410
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,420
What, this good you were going to say?

1411
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,360
This good in about 15 years, I'd say.

1412
01:17:42,660 --> 01:17:46,800
And I reckon we've got what it takes to really take this tournament by storm.

1413
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:53,380
We took it in the amateur, regular, and now we're going to take it on professional mode.

1414
01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:54,820
You've seen us in the World Cup yesterday.

1415
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:55,860
We really shook it up.

1416
01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:56,880
We really did.

1417
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,060
It was an absolute blast off to space.

1418
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,380
And just before we go, the Balamblaster there.

1419
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,160
Thank you very much to the Balamblaster.

1420
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:06,320
Hail, hail, you see.

1421
01:18:07,380 --> 01:18:08,320
The Celtic boys.

1422
01:18:08,780 --> 01:18:13,420
And that's a great-great-great to get the win in Glasgow Celtic-Celtic Park there.

1423
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:14,760
Yep.

1424
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,680
Really was nice to do the damage there.

1425
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,960
We did it in Ibrox as well, the Leicester, so.

1426
01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:22,460
We're stomping all over the world.

1427
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,160
Indeed, we are stomping all over this group as well.

1428
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:31,240
ireland looking to take this group by storm another win another draw could send them to the top and

1429
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:37,240
put them in good stead for the final knockout phase don't go away so much more amazing football

1430
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:43,560
to come up so much more amazing ireland play to see where would you rather be tommy i don't know

1431
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:59,000
modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric

1432
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:05,960
welcome back guys to the round up here apology about that covet thing welcome back to the round

1433
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:14,600
up here the group day the stage match day two you wait for euro 2020 22 and network 22 and today fm

1434
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:22,120
montenegro fell the hands of the spaniards it gave them one goal to the good the greeks managed to put

1435
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:29,400
five feather cheese balls past their maltesers malteser box the czech necks managed to get one

1436
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:36,440
goal to the belgiques the turk turk boys got three goals to the good against the lichenshtinos

1437
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:42,680
a late david mcgoldrick dahi mcgoldrick making the polish guys sick with that one goal 89th minute job

1438
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:51,800
norwegian wood two goals to the good against the lathean lads the icelandics well cool calm draw

1439
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:59,960
there against the swiss alpinos and also the danes sticking two past the estonian baltic boys

1440
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:04,920
where's that leave us for the uh let's go back actually we didn't see on we can't go back let's

1441
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:10,040
have a look at the group standings for that spain and montenegro top of the two groups there is going

1442
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,600
to be a battle on for second place between montenegro and greece

1443
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:21,400
group b turk and czech republican the belgian lads and lichenshtinos belgium need a win in their next

1444
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:30,280
game to stand any chance coming second in that group the irish top of the group four points the draw is

1445
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:37,080
enough for the next round to see us through hopefully we can get that against those norwegian space dreamers

1446
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:42,200
they're doing well they won their last game and they're not going to give up their final game

1447
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,400
without a fight taking it to the cleaning room

1448
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:56,920
as for group d standings are thus denmark six points two wins out of two icelandinos managed to get a

1449
01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:02,600
lovely slice of canzinos into themselves which gives them the bolstering bolster work they needed to

1450
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:11,000
bolster their campaign and take a win snatch a win snatch and grab and the swiss boys need a bit of

1451
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:18,840
muesli in the fuel pipe very next game if they want to secure a win for their little uh second place

1452
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:28,440
twos are in group d penultimate group group e here the croats and the romanians are the top two there

1453
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:38,680
but uh it's anyone's business at the moment and dora as good as stuffed but they could if if the chips land

1454
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:48,920
nicely for them they could sneak in through the back door back door sneak action as for the swedes well

1455
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:57,080
you know them too well two wins out of two for those guys flat pack furniture not taking covet as seriously

1456
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:03,000
but it shows their minds on other things football and they're winning their games i'm sure that will uh

1457
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:09,800
do well to offset the pandemic in their country if not best of luck lads you're a few weeks behind you

1458
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:18,680
best get those uh ventilation units wrapped up and ready to go netherlands nevertheless did the doozy

1459
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:25,640
on kazakhstan it's a shame about the kazakhs they came here with their kazakhs in their hands just

1460
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:32,280
swinging it around going what's the story lads are we late to the party the north macedonians

1461
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:38,120
backed up by a crew you've got jani alioski in the middle in there on the wing doing a bit of ronnie

1462
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:46,760
wing work for them great feet great speed great hair an absolute madman doing damage on the wing hopefully he

1463
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:53,880
can uh bolster their match in the next game and get them into that group stage but stay with us

1464
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:59,720
it's gonna be awesome play for your final group game group stage game coming up ua for 2020

1465
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:09,240
norway versus ireland coming right up don't go away after the f1 highlights on network 2 fm

1466
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:18,360
modric modric modric modric modric modric modric welcome back to the italian grand prix here in

1467
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:23,240
manza and the race positions after 15 laps it's ruben darkello in first juan pablo montoya michael

1468
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:28,840
schumacher battling out for third there ralph schumacher jana lacy jose for staff on the new guy

1469
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:34,280
kimmy raikkonen in seventh head of pedro de la rassa the spaniard jacques villner of mika hacken and

1470
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:40,760
bernaldi panis heintaro frenzen alonzo heifold jern carlo fizichella and then the last of the

1471
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:46,920
mohicans engay jung and eddie irvine and last david coldhard had to drop down jensen button had a

1472
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:52,920
problem there with his left tail gauge left pipe streamer and yano trolle has just been sick in

1473
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:58,520
a bucket backstage uh bits of carrot in it we don't know what caused that maybe it was an upset stomach

1474
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:04,040
before he even came into the race all we do know is that jensen's button was uh missing before he

1475
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:08,680
even got to the jacks earlier on for a piss so there was an ominous sign that something was going

1476
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:16,280
to go wrong before even before he even met the rubber man to stick the tires on his on his balloon

1477
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:33,800
master connor so how long are you staying oh maybe two three months last as long as

1478
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:38,840
as long as a big spray even though it's small new nivia deal compact a little goes a long way

1479
01:24:38,840 --> 01:25:01,800
that's why the lady is a tramp that's why the lady is a tramp lolo good for life

1480
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:08,600
so

1481
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:12,600
so

1482
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,600
so

1483
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,600
so

1484
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:20,600
so

1485
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:29,640
so

1486
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:33,640
so

1487
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:33,640
so

1488
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:46,680
so

1489
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:46,680
so

1490
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:46,680
so

1491
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:55,720
so

1492
01:25:55,720 --> 01:26:08,760
so

1493
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:10,120
is upon us.

1494
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,880
It's Ireland-Norway.

1495
01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:14,940
The game which we have feared

1496
01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:16,100
coming into this group,

1497
01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:18,920
but the one which we're going to approach

1498
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:20,500
with amazing gusto work

1499
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,020
after a crucifying 1-0

1500
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:24,520
defeat against the Polish

1501
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:27,060
in the last game. What kind of context

1502
01:26:27,060 --> 01:26:28,960
are we looking at this game in tonight, Thomas?

1503
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:30,980
We're going to really

1504
01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:32,840
take it to these guys, the Norwegians.

1505
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:34,320
Send it to them

1506
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:37,080
and ask for it back, actually, after we've

1507
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,960
given it to them. Don't know what that means,

1508
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,980
but it sounds positive enough as the

1509
01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:43,160
positively charged ions of Norway

1510
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,120
and Scandinavia try to gather that

1511
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,260
balloon out into their central

1512
01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:49,180
hub unit, feeding

1513
01:26:49,180 --> 01:26:50,980
it up to those lads up top

1514
01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:52,960
who just, they're mad for feeding

1515
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:53,860
on ball, aren't they?

1516
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,080
All those guys up the front for Norway,

1517
01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,240
all they do is feed

1518
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,100
off ball. And that's a foul,

1519
01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:03,260
ref. Come on, blow your magic whistle

1520
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:04,220
for God's sake.

1521
01:27:04,780 --> 01:27:07,020
As Ireland and Norway get off to a real

1522
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,980
scrappy kind of business start

1523
01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:11,040
here. It's not nice. It looks like it's going to be

1524
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,100
a real dirty one, and that's

1525
01:27:13,100 --> 01:27:14,660
disgusting work from the referee.

1526
01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:16,980
What's he at? Showing a yellow

1527
01:27:16,980 --> 01:27:19,220
card to Whelan when only a moment ago

1528
01:27:19,220 --> 01:27:21,220
Shane Long

1529
01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,980
was absolutely Norwegian'd

1530
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:24,880
out of it. That lad

1531
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,980
Odegaard fell down like a sack of

1532
01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:28,860
spuds. Didn't even touch him.

1533
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:30,680
Won the foul. Whelan's yellowed.

1534
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,980
And it's a dangerous, dangerous ball

1535
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:35,280
area here. Ball comes in. Randall saves.

1536
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,600
Randall saves.

1537
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,980
Lovely work from Ireland

1538
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:43,000
in the midst of all

1539
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,600
adversity. Randall saves.

1540
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:45,000
Randall saves.

1541
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,740
Because you can't really expect to know

1542
01:27:48,740 --> 01:27:50,840
where that ball is going to come from if it's

1543
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:52,460
struck from 25 yards out.

1544
01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:54,600
Randall saves.

1545
01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:58,320
And that man Randall makes an absolutely

1546
01:27:58,320 --> 01:27:59,420
delightful save.

1547
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,920
Norway looking to kind of break us down

1548
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,920
here along the right hand flank work.

1549
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:06,820
and there's a ball coming in. Indeed it's

1550
01:28:06,820 --> 01:28:07,640
dodgy enough.

1551
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,700
Hendrik gets a little touch to it.

1552
01:28:09,940 --> 01:28:10,800
It's out to Maguire.

1553
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:12,920
Maguire tries to find

1554
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,800
someone. Indeed he does. Lovely ball to Brady

1555
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,540
out in that wing there. Switches play up and

1556
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,760
Long collects. Long gives the ball over

1557
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,280
to Harry out. He's back in the line up.

1558
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,660
Maguire. Into the middle.

1559
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:25,140
It's intercepted by a Norwegian foot.

1560
01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:27,920
And it goes out again to another Norway player.

1561
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:30,320
These lads are big and they're ready for war.

1562
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,520
Indeed they are. Norse men.

1563
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,500
Norse men of the apocalypse.

1564
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,060
Big fellas.

1565
01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:37,900
Cold lands.

1566
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,280
Fjords.

1567
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:42,700
Yeah we have our own fjords out in Killary Harbour.

1568
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:44,140
I was there a few weeks ago.

1569
01:28:44,220 --> 01:28:44,660
It's beautiful.

1570
01:28:45,540 --> 01:28:46,440
Recommended to anyone.

1571
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,100
And it really does look amazing.

1572
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,920
But I hear the Norwegian fjords are good enough as well.

1573
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:53,140
Yeah they're good.

1574
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:53,680
They're iconic.

1575
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:55,220
Never been there myself.

1576
01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:57,340
But I have been to Killary.

1577
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:58,520
I've been to Delphi.

1578
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:00,600
I've been to the adventure centre there.

1579
01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:01,680
Did you really Tom?

1580
01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:02,540
What did you get up to?

1581
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,020
Did a bit of kayaking.

1582
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,640
You doing a bit of kayaking yourself Tom?

1583
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:07,900
I am yeah.

1584
01:29:08,460 --> 01:29:10,560
But I had to go as well because

1585
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,080
you're not allowed to bring slabs into the kayak with you.

1586
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,520
Yeah well that would capsize the fucking yoke wouldn't it?

1587
01:29:16,860 --> 01:29:17,420
Don't swear.

1588
01:29:17,860 --> 01:29:18,920
It would capsize it.

1589
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:20,860
Sorry about the language there everybody.

1590
01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:23,700
Don't bring cans onto a kayak.

1591
01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:24,940
That's my advice.

1592
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,800
That's the advice I got from the instructor anyway.

1593
01:29:28,540 --> 01:29:28,980
Maguire.

1594
01:29:29,700 --> 01:29:30,140
Maguire.

1595
01:29:30,780 --> 01:29:32,360
Right into the back of the sack.

1596
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:33,880
COVID-19.

1597
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:35,600
You know what I mean.

1598
01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:37,980
Let's celebrate one more time.

1599
01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:39,500
We're gonna isolate.

1600
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,140
Oh yeah.

1601
01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:41,980
Alright.

1602
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:43,340
Don't get that COVID.

1603
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:45,240
Ooh.

1604
01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:46,460
Yeah.

1605
01:29:47,140 --> 01:29:48,120
Self-isolation.

1606
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:48,980
Lovely stuff.

1607
01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:50,120
From the boys.

1608
01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:50,840
Aye aye.

1609
01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:52,200
They do it so well.

1610
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:53,720
They bring it home.

1611
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:55,140
They send it home.

1612
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,120
Signed.

1613
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:56,760
Sealed.

1614
01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:57,580
Delivered.

1615
01:29:58,260 --> 01:30:00,040
It's a beautiful concept.

1616
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,100
And it's a lovely,

1617
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:08,000
lovely bit of ball into the right hand corner of the rat trap from Maguire.

1618
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,620
He's an electric piece of pudding that lad.

1619
01:30:11,980 --> 01:30:13,520
He came out of the pudding shop.

1620
01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:15,080
Ready and primed.

1621
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:16,260
For pudding work.

1622
01:30:16,660 --> 01:30:18,840
And he sticks it right into the back of the pudding.

1623
01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:20,760
Good man Maguire.

1624
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:22,620
You're sensational.

1625
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:29,580
It's Ireland 1, Norwegian 0.

1626
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:34,240
The Norsemen of the apocalypse have been told to get back on their Norse's.

1627
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,060
And it's Norse's for courses.

1628
01:30:36,540 --> 01:30:37,860
And right on home.

1629
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:41,180
Stephens gives it to Arter.

1630
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:44,560
Arter, confidence a-brewing now in this Irish cup of tea.

1631
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,860
As they send the ball out to the central mixing.

1632
01:30:47,020 --> 01:30:50,080
Your referee, blow that magical peace pipe for God's sake.

1633
01:30:51,180 --> 01:30:53,060
And that's what we like to see, Thomas.

1634
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:53,640
We do.

1635
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:55,960
Yell a card to that Norwegian book.

1636
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:56,800
He's ripping.

1637
01:30:57,220 --> 01:30:58,060
But that's what you get.

1638
01:30:58,560 --> 01:30:59,400
And you're a man roasted.

1639
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:00,780
You're gonna get roasted.

1640
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,260
If you're sure playing the nasty games with us.

1641
01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:05,440
Yep.

1642
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,320
Nasty, nasty work there from Burge.

1643
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:09,020
Or Berg.

1644
01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:11,600
And he's saying, look, ref, look with your eyes.

1645
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,980
But the referee did look with his eyes.

1646
01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:15,260
And he saw a foul.

1647
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:16,720
And it's Brady now.

1648
01:31:16,860 --> 01:31:18,900
He's gonna take this central balloon mixer.

1649
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,800
And send it down to the jixxer.

1650
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:25,160
And it looks as though it's been hixed out by Bill Hicks.

1651
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:29,240
And it gets fed away to another Norwegian steel meter.

1652
01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:31,360
And it's out to the side flank now.

1653
01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:33,200
Side flank.

1654
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:36,300
Trying to find a bit of forward work.

1655
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,860
And it's forward thinking to Johansen out on the wing.

1656
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:40,580
We need to trap him down like a rabbit.

1657
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:42,520
And it's going into the mixing unit.

1658
01:31:42,940 --> 01:31:44,380
There's a big lad who went up for it.

1659
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:45,720
But he doesn't reach it.

1660
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,100
And let that ball roll.

1661
01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:48,740
Good man, Keogh yourself.

1662
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:50,520
You're doing the gods honest.

1663
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,020
Let that ball go.

1664
01:31:52,660 --> 01:31:54,440
And it's an Ireland throw.

1665
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:55,960
Gives it back to Randolph.

1666
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:56,840
Randolph.

1667
01:31:57,180 --> 01:31:59,800
Out in to Stevens land.

1668
01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:03,160
Bit of comfortable time now on the balloon for Ireland.

1669
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:04,820
Comfortable for them.

1670
01:32:05,540 --> 01:32:09,560
The Norwegians aren't closing them down as fast as I thought they would have done.

1671
01:32:10,100 --> 01:32:12,980
So time for a bit of cheeky business from the boys in green.

1672
01:32:13,980 --> 01:32:14,800
Pass it around.

1673
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:16,820
Let them come after you.

1674
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,480
Change up the shape of the pitch in the field.

1675
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:20,760
Look for the openings.

1676
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:21,900
Look for the triangles.

1677
01:32:22,260 --> 01:32:22,940
Make the passes.

1678
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:24,700
Make it count is the main thing.

1679
01:32:24,980 --> 01:32:25,920
And get those goals in.

1680
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:26,600
Indeed.

1681
01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:29,620
Maybe get it up to McGoldrick who isn't on the pitch actually.

1682
01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:31,280
So I don't know how that's going to happen.

1683
01:32:31,380 --> 01:32:33,000
I was hoping he was going to star Thomas.

1684
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:37,100
After yesterday's performance against the Pole Lads.

1685
01:32:37,820 --> 01:32:38,100
Yeah.

1686
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:39,800
Great 89th minute winner.

1687
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:40,860
Sealed the deal.

1688
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:42,140
Put a seal on the evening.

1689
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:43,320
And here's Maguire.

1690
01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:44,360
Lovely ball in.

1691
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:45,720
Deflection off the Norwegians.

1692
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,720
Let's try to head it away but it's...

1693
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,560
Not going too far.

1694
01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:50,080
Indeed they have it in the middle of the park.

1695
01:32:50,180 --> 01:32:52,520
And they're sending up long ball to their man up front.

1696
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,540
And this guy is giving out to Johansen again.

1697
01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:57,680
Second time we've seen that feed work in the past two minutes.

1698
01:32:57,900 --> 01:32:58,700
And a ball has come in.

1699
01:32:58,840 --> 01:32:59,660
We need to get on the end of it.

1700
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:00,100
We do.

1701
01:33:00,260 --> 01:33:00,560
Indeed.

1702
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:01,100
It's out.

1703
01:33:01,300 --> 01:33:01,760
It's safe.

1704
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:02,700
It's an Irish ball.

1705
01:33:02,860 --> 01:33:04,380
But it lands back to the Norwegian feet.

1706
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:05,420
Norwegian feet.

1707
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:06,360
Send it in.

1708
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:09,340
And it's left to go out for a goal kick to Ireland.

1709
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:10,760
We'll take that all day Tommy.

1710
01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:11,800
Indeed we will.

1711
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:14,520
Let them hit the blank balls.

1712
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:16,680
If you've got a blank ball we'll take it.

1713
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:19,920
Lovely chance for Ireland now to attack.

1714
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:20,960
A lovely bit of play.

1715
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:22,280
And it's Shane Long.

1716
01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:23,420
Can he shoot from range?

1717
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:23,940
He can!

1718
01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:26,860
Just whistle cracked past that post.

1719
01:33:28,460 --> 01:33:30,020
A lovely bit of long work.

1720
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,580
From the longbow himself.

1721
01:33:34,060 --> 01:33:34,540
Long.

1722
01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:37,620
Yep.

1723
01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:39,300
Not going to trouble the keeper.

1724
01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:43,740
But it's great to see the bit of enthusiasm be taking those pot shots.

1725
01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:47,600
Yeah.

1726
01:33:47,660 --> 01:33:51,060
We saw a couple of lovely long range goals yesterday.

1727
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,400
Hendrik and Long.

1728
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:55,220
And anything from outside the box.

1729
01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:56,340
We want to see that magic.

1730
01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:59,200
We want to really stick that COVID into the back of the sacker.

1731
01:33:59,820 --> 01:34:00,880
If we can get that.

1732
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:02,420
Hewlett-Packard ball now.

1733
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:04,520
There's Norway trying to do something.

1734
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:08,840
And a lovely red hand reindeer-esque save from Randolph.

1735
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:12,560
And the ball is failed to keep inside by the Norwegians.

1736
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:14,940
And they're going to have to go for a throw now.

1737
01:34:15,060 --> 01:34:16,120
A long throw is it?

1738
01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:17,960
It's trying to find their striker in the middle.

1739
01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:18,380
Oh.

1740
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:19,400
Very dangerous.

1741
01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:20,420
It did find his head.

1742
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:21,440
He's a big lad.

1743
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:22,000
He's tall.

1744
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:23,540
He got a head on the ball.

1745
01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:26,540
But it just wasn't accurate enough.

1746
01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:28,200
Doesn't trouble Randolph in the slightest.

1747
01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:30,020
And it's out for an Irish gold kick.

1748
01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:30,780
Thomas Schlug.

1749
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:31,460
What's the story?

1750
01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:33,580
A minute to go till halftime.

1751
01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:35,700
Just keep it on the deck, lads.

1752
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:36,940
No fancy stuff.

1753
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:40,940
And we've lost possession in the middle of the central mixing unit.

1754
01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:42,440
But they've lost possession again.

1755
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:45,200
Now, if we have a chance to get something before halftime.

1756
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,620
A second gold cushion would be nice.

1757
01:34:46,740 --> 01:34:47,440
But it's gone out.

1758
01:34:47,940 --> 01:34:49,000
Play on, says the referee.

1759
01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:50,080
It's into the central mixer.

1760
01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:52,760
And he blows his magic pipe of peace.

1761
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:54,700
That's the end of that first half.

1762
01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:57,480
The crowd are subdued at what they've seen.

1763
01:34:58,580 --> 01:34:59,860
But I tell you something.

1764
01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:01,880
We're not subdued here.

1765
01:35:01,980 --> 01:35:04,040
We're very, very happy with what we've seen.

1766
01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:04,580
Aren't we, Thomas?

1767
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:05,600
Very happy.

1768
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:06,740
More possession.

1769
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:07,760
More shots.

1770
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,100
And crucially, more gold.

1771
01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:12,080
One gold to the good.

1772
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:14,320
We're leading these boys at the moment.

1773
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,560
And this was Sorloth here.

1774
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,340
With a sore attempt on gold earlier on.

1775
01:35:21,860 --> 01:35:22,600
Yeah, it was rubbish.

1776
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,380
Didn't even, uh...

1777
01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:25,640
Didn't even go into the box.

1778
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,380
Don't even know why it's in the highlight package.

1779
01:35:28,060 --> 01:35:30,280
Crazy bookage buried for Whelan.

1780
01:35:30,340 --> 01:35:31,100
He shouldn't have got it.

1781
01:35:31,140 --> 01:35:32,960
And this was a real rat snapper.

1782
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:35,800
Which got held by Randolph.

1783
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:36,880
Thank Christ.

1784
01:35:37,460 --> 01:35:39,060
Don't take the Lord's name in vain.

1785
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,740
Sorry about that.

1786
01:35:40,820 --> 01:35:41,380
Thank...

1787
01:35:41,380 --> 01:35:42,900
Thank Chris, maybe?

1788
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:43,840
Who's Chris?

1789
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:45,000
I don't know.

1790
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,320
But look at this.

1791
01:35:46,820 --> 01:35:48,760
Maguire's assist to Long was lovely.

1792
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:49,780
Long's touch?

1793
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:50,900
Insatiable.

1794
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:52,940
Sent it into the back of the rat trap.

1795
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,120
And it had enough curl and roll on it.

1796
01:35:56,480 --> 01:35:57,540
Sorry, I beg your pardon.

1797
01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:58,920
It was Maguire who sent it to Long.

1798
01:35:59,080 --> 01:35:59,400
And Long...

1799
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:00,800
Sorry, it was Long sent it to Maguire.

1800
01:36:00,860 --> 01:36:01,500
And Maguire got the goal.

1801
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:04,000
And a lovely, lovely finish.

1802
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,600
With a lovely bit of curlage on it.

1803
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,720
And the ball came back out the net, Tommy.

1804
01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:09,900
That's because it had spin on it.

1805
01:36:10,980 --> 01:36:13,520
And that was a real disgust and foul by Borg.

1806
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:17,500
And he should really have been redded for that.

1807
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:22,620
Yeah, well, I mean, you can't expect the red card to come out so early on that kind of occasion.

1808
01:36:22,780 --> 01:36:24,940
But we would have taken it anyway.

1809
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:26,280
Long's making shots.

1810
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:28,480
That's all we need to care about in this situation.

1811
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,080
At all.

1812
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:32,000
Dion McDede.

1813
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,740
I want to say a big thanks to you.

1814
01:36:33,920 --> 01:36:36,120
Sir, you're an absolute stare.

1815
01:36:36,620 --> 01:36:38,220
And you're doing the gods honest.

1816
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,760
Thanks very much, Dion.

1817
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:42,460
Very, very kind of you.

1818
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:44,020
Hope you're doing well, man.

1819
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,660
You say bring her home.

1820
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:46,800
We're going to bring her home.

1821
01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:50,220
Make sure you've got that trophy cabinet dusted down.

1822
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:51,860
You've got the pledge to Mr. Sheen.

1823
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:52,860
You've got the cloth on it.

1824
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:53,860
Because you know what we mean.

1825
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:57,120
We're going to rambo-shambo that cup into the trophy cabinet.

1826
01:36:58,240 --> 01:36:59,340
It's do or die.

1827
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,420
It's win or bust.

1828
01:37:01,140 --> 01:37:02,280
It's the second half.

1829
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,080
Let's not turn to rushed.

1830
01:37:05,060 --> 01:37:07,300
Pure steel determination is what we need.

1831
01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:09,400
Thanks very much, Rambo-shambo, for that.

1832
01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:11,320
Tell Mark Neary you say he's clapped.

1833
01:37:12,820 --> 01:37:15,480
Sorry to inform you there, Mark Neary.

1834
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:17,900
courtesy of Rambo.

1835
01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:20,340
The news is you're clapped.

1836
01:37:21,340 --> 01:37:22,560
Don't know what that means.

1837
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:29,100
I can have a guess anyway, but I don't want to risk the guess allowed on air.

1838
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:42,300
as Ireland rally to the fighting call and kick that beautiful inflated ball around the pitch to each other to symbolize and startize the beginning of the second half.

1839
01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:49,880
And it's Ireland again looking like they're ready to get out the trap like whippets, which are well kept, maintained, not abused.

1840
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:52,340
Yeah, we hear a lot of stories about abused whippets.

1841
01:37:52,340 --> 01:37:52,880
Look at this!

1842
01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:53,480
Oh!

1843
01:37:53,480 --> 01:37:54,240
Whip!

1844
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:55,240
Snapper!

1845
01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:56,000
Cracker!

1846
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:56,560
Jacker!

1847
01:37:56,620 --> 01:37:56,980
Lular!

1848
01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:59,720
Right into the back of the onion sack!

1849
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:01,500
The Norwegian boys!

1850
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:04,140
The Norwegian boys!

1851
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:07,100
Great goal from those guys.

1852
01:38:08,460 --> 01:38:09,960
And Ireland went to sleep.

1853
01:38:11,340 --> 01:38:13,220
The Norwegian boys.

1854
01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:16,400
Janssen's wireless printer.

1855
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,540
Thanks so much for that.

1856
01:38:19,260 --> 01:38:20,600
The Norwegian boys.

1857
01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:23,260
Great, great.

1858
01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:24,280
He took it well.

1859
01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:25,920
He took it so well.

1860
01:38:26,420 --> 01:38:28,800
As you can see here, ball comes in.

1861
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:30,260
Lovely, laughed it through.

1862
01:38:30,380 --> 01:38:31,380
Chip, great vision.

1863
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:33,700
Wasn't laughed it, it was on the ground, I beg your pardon.

1864
01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:34,860
And then there's the finish.

1865
01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:36,160
Really, really.

1866
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:39,440
Jesus Christ.

1867
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:42,760
Do you like that porridge, do you?

1868
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:44,780
Yeah, it was very nice.

1869
01:38:49,580 --> 01:38:51,300
Ireland, kicking off the balloon.

1870
01:38:51,540 --> 01:38:53,540
They're one apiece now, 48 minutes.

1871
01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:56,720
That goal that they scored earlier on, it's been cancelled.

1872
01:38:58,420 --> 01:38:59,160
Tell you something.

1873
01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:02,520
You need to tell me when you're going to put porridge into my mouth like that.

1874
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,140
Yeah, but you're enjoying it though, aren't you?

1875
01:39:05,580 --> 01:39:06,660
Yeah, but I never asked for it.

1876
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:07,360
You need consent.

1877
01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:10,360
Whelan sends a consensual ball in.

1878
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,940
What the hell was that from Arthur?

1879
01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:17,080
I think Arthur took that on his back.

1880
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:18,880
Can we see a replay?

1881
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:24,400
Hold it, hold it.

1882
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:25,280
Let's have a look, sorry.

1883
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:26,500
Can we stop?

1884
01:39:26,540 --> 01:39:27,100
Can we stop there?

1885
01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:27,100
Can we stop there?

1886
01:39:32,100 --> 01:39:34,580
How do we move around the thing, Tommy?

1887
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,080
Change camera with X.

1888
01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:47,640
Look, before you play the replay there, you need to get my consent before you put porridge into me like that again.

1889
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:49,080
Look it.

1890
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:50,800
It was surprise porridge.

1891
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:53,440
You enjoyed the porridge.

1892
01:39:54,180 --> 01:39:54,860
I did, yeah.

1893
01:39:54,860 --> 01:39:54,860
I did.

1894
01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:58,000
So where's the problem?

1895
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:02,880
The problem is it's not right.

1896
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:04,720
Look at this.

1897
01:40:04,780 --> 01:40:06,720
This is a lovely ball in from Whelan here.

1898
01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:09,520
And it just floats into it.

1899
01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:11,960
And it floats in.

1900
01:40:12,060 --> 01:40:14,280
And Arthur, what's he at?

1901
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:15,320
Goes for a shot.

1902
01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:17,980
The ball bounces off his back.

1903
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:21,040
Oh, it's disgusting stuff.

1904
01:40:23,340 --> 01:40:24,740
We zoom in on Arthur there.

1905
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:27,720
It's a crazy bit of back ball there.

1906
01:40:28,140 --> 01:40:29,940
We don't want to see any backbiting.

1907
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:31,920
Who's that lad there, look, in the middle?

1908
01:40:32,740 --> 01:40:34,180
I think he's a ball boy or something.

1909
01:40:34,900 --> 01:40:38,400
And why do those seats always remain empty at the Man U ground?

1910
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:39,540
I don't know.

1911
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,740
But who cares anyway?

1912
01:40:42,860 --> 01:40:43,760
The ball, oh, we can move.

1913
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:44,700
It's a free cam, look.

1914
01:40:44,740 --> 01:40:45,440
It's a free cam.

1915
01:40:46,360 --> 01:40:46,720
Wow.

1916
01:40:47,660 --> 01:40:49,740
Free cam is brought to you by porridge.

1917
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:52,080
And now we can see the Arthur.

1918
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:54,760
The mistake to end all mistakes.

1919
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:01,120
Boom.

1920
01:41:01,380 --> 01:41:02,680
Right off the small of the back.

1921
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:05,080
And you can see it hurt him because he's bending over.

1922
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,060
And Ali Sammy there.

1923
01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:09,220
Trying to get in into the mix up.

1924
01:41:09,580 --> 01:41:10,580
It's not happening, friend, though.

1925
01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:13,700
Christ, what kind of movement was that?

1926
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:15,520
That was a training ground move gone wrong.

1927
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:18,980
Imagine if that had gone in the goal of the century.

1928
01:41:22,260 --> 01:41:23,840
It's hard from that angle as well.

1929
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:27,220
We're slagging off the movement.

1930
01:41:27,460 --> 01:41:30,500
But, I mean, Arthur was trying to take that on his left peg.

1931
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:34,060
But he got in front of the ball.

1932
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:34,880
Shouldn't have been happened.

1933
01:41:36,740 --> 01:41:38,060
Lovely bit of arse ball.

1934
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:42,600
And here we go again.

1935
01:41:42,660 --> 01:41:43,360
That's a great angle.

1936
01:41:43,460 --> 01:41:45,240
Look at the pain on Arthur's face.

1937
01:41:45,580 --> 01:41:47,160
Look at the pain on his face.

1938
01:41:47,220 --> 01:41:47,940
It hurt him there.

1939
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:49,980
Can you see that pain again?

1940
01:41:51,740 --> 01:41:52,540
Oh, look at that.

1941
01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:54,360
Great, great bit of anglage.

1942
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:56,540
It's a bit too much, actually, Tommy.

1943
01:41:56,660 --> 01:41:57,940
Too much into his crotch.

1944
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:58,680
We don't want that.

1945
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,820
And look, you can see Arthur's face there.

1946
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,340
Urgh.

1947
01:42:02,980 --> 01:42:03,900
He hated it.

1948
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:04,840
He didn't like that.

1949
01:42:06,140 --> 01:42:06,460
Oh.

1950
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:09,640
Such pain for Harry Arthur.

1951
01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:11,320
I hope he's okay.

1952
01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:16,500
Yeah, our thoughts and prayers are with Harry Arthur.

1953
01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:19,820
After receiving a ball to the schmall of the back.

1954
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:24,800
It's hard to receive a ball to the schmall of the back in this game here.

1955
01:42:25,320 --> 01:42:25,900
Really is.

1956
01:42:26,240 --> 01:42:26,780
It's tough.

1957
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:28,360
But that's Ireland.

1958
01:42:28,520 --> 01:42:28,840
It's wet.

1959
01:42:29,220 --> 01:42:29,720
It's wild.

1960
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:30,740
It's Ireland.

1961
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:32,140
It's Arthur.

1962
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:33,540
It's a ball to the back.

1963
01:42:34,820 --> 01:42:38,160
Unfortunately, Josh didn't arrive in the sack.

1964
01:42:38,900 --> 01:42:40,980
And big thank you to Porik Flan.

1965
01:42:42,060 --> 01:42:42,840
Flan the man.

1966
01:42:42,940 --> 01:42:43,880
I hope you're doing well.

1967
01:42:44,380 --> 01:42:46,240
Stick on young David Conway up front.

1968
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:48,000
Real game changer and full of potential.

1969
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,280
You say, Porik, thanks very much for the tip and the advice.

1970
01:42:51,380 --> 01:42:52,140
But look at Porik.

1971
01:42:52,580 --> 01:42:57,020
We can only work with the team that we have.

1972
01:42:57,740 --> 01:43:00,960
And unfortunately, Conway is not in the selection.

1973
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:03,020
You do the maths on that one.

1974
01:43:03,020 --> 01:43:07,280
I also would have liked to have seen young Knight, the fella for Derby,

1975
01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:11,540
who's playing some great ball up alongside Wayne Rooney and those lads.

1976
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:13,040
Young fella.

1977
01:43:13,220 --> 01:43:13,740
Young gun.

1978
01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:14,460
But he's hungry.

1979
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:16,040
And he's getting the goals in the championship.

1980
01:43:16,260 --> 01:43:18,140
Which, you know, it's a good league.

1981
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:19,160
It's a strong league.

1982
01:43:19,660 --> 01:43:19,960
It is.

1983
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:20,120
Yeah.

1984
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:21,540
A lot of good players.

1985
01:43:21,660 --> 01:43:22,200
It's a hard league.

1986
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:26,540
It's probably harder to play that championship than it is to play in the premiership.

1987
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:28,760
And look at Harry Arter here.

1988
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:30,160
Just again.

1989
01:43:30,220 --> 01:43:32,060
Another angle of the anguish.

1990
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:36,160
And this is not going to be included in the...

1991
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:39,140
Yeah, he's putting the hand up to the face there.

1992
01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:42,360
What kind of sound would you reckon he would be making there, Tommy?

1993
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,020
Probably something like...

1994
01:43:46,020 --> 01:43:46,400
Yeah.

1995
01:43:48,780 --> 01:43:49,820
I would have gone with that as well.

1996
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,240
Maybe more of a...

1997
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:51,460
Ah!

1998
01:43:52,580 --> 01:43:54,460
No, I don't think his voice is that loud.

1999
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:55,700
I'd say he has a deeper voice.

2000
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:01,820
Nevertheless, we will continue on here.

2001
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:03,600
That was a replay we didn't need to see.

2002
01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:06,160
That won't be a highlight, I won't think.

2003
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:08,100
Be a high shite.

2004
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:11,020
No swearing, please, Tommy.

2005
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:14,060
We really are trying to keep this as clean as a whistle.

2006
01:44:14,780 --> 01:44:19,980
As Norway scooped the balloon out royally to our half.

2007
01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:24,520
And we are looking very poor there in the pass for Maguire.

2008
01:44:24,620 --> 01:44:25,740
He's going to have to get hooked.

2009
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:27,820
Alongside Long and...

2010
01:44:28,820 --> 01:44:31,460
Your man on the front right, Brady.

2011
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:34,520
Because the three amigos aren't really linking up well.

2012
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:36,900
As well as they could and should be.

2013
01:44:37,020 --> 01:44:38,400
And Hendrik is not making a run.

2014
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:40,100
And Brady's not making that pass.

2015
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:41,880
And that's where we're losing the ball, Thomas.

2016
01:44:42,260 --> 01:44:44,040
Yeah, and then the long ball up to your man up front.

2017
01:44:44,500 --> 01:44:46,320
He fell asleep in a greenhouse.

2018
01:44:46,560 --> 01:44:47,240
He's that tall.

2019
01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:49,760
He's like an absolute beam pole.

2020
01:44:50,420 --> 01:44:55,040
And we need to not have any aerial balls going that way when he's in town.

2021
01:44:55,700 --> 01:44:56,800
He really is tall.

2022
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:59,700
He's like 6'9 or 6'11 or something.

2023
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,520
He's getting up there and he's trying to make it happen.

2024
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:03,520
And he's making it happen.

2025
01:45:03,580 --> 01:45:04,040
That's the problem.

2026
01:45:04,140 --> 01:45:05,080
He's good with his feet too.

2027
01:45:05,460 --> 01:45:08,180
As the ball is scooped out to the Norwegians.

2028
01:45:08,340 --> 01:45:09,420
And we need a draw.

2029
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,620
Is what we need here.

2030
01:45:12,260 --> 01:45:14,560
We can get through on a draw, I believe.

2031
01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:22,160
But, you know, the goal to seal the win is what would be necessary to give us that confidence going into the group.

2032
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:24,680
The tournament stage of the game.

2033
01:45:24,920 --> 01:45:26,420
As Maguire's on the ball.

2034
01:45:26,420 --> 01:45:26,420
As Maguire's on the ball.

2035
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:27,700
Lays it back to Stephens.

2036
01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:28,580
Then to Stephens.

2037
01:45:29,300 --> 01:45:30,980
Is he lacking confidence in Maguire?

2038
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:32,220
Because he's not giving it back to him.

2039
01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:35,400
And again, you can see why that confidence would be lacking in Maguire.

2040
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:37,300
As he takes too long on it.

2041
01:45:37,660 --> 01:45:39,520
Doesn't give the ball to any of his friends.

2042
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:41,200
And look at this.

2043
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:41,860
Shane Long.

2044
01:45:42,020 --> 01:45:42,860
Shane Long on the turn.

2045
01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:43,940
Shane Long on the shot.

2046
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:45,500
Shane Long just wide.

2047
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:48,700
And that's the last bit of play we might see from Langaldo.

2048
01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:53,360
As David McGoldrick looks to be warming up on that touchline, Tommy.

2049
01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:54,940
That's what we needed to see.

2050
01:45:55,420 --> 01:45:56,000
Great turn.

2051
01:45:56,280 --> 01:45:56,840
Great shot.

2052
01:45:57,180 --> 01:45:59,860
But unfortunately, as is away with Long in this match.

2053
01:46:00,060 --> 01:46:01,180
He's putting them all wise.

2054
01:46:01,180 --> 01:46:04,820
That man McGoldrick got the winner against Poland in a tough game.

2055
01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:05,960
COVID Merian.

2056
01:46:06,300 --> 01:46:07,140
Thanks so much.

2057
01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:08,960
Unbelievable COVID Merian.

2058
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:10,340
For that COVID tip.

2059
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:11,400
One more time.

2060
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:15,940
One more time.

2061
01:46:15,980 --> 01:46:17,280
We're gonna isolate.

2062
01:46:18,100 --> 01:46:18,880
Oh yeah.

2063
01:46:19,140 --> 01:46:19,720
Alright.

2064
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:21,080
Don't get that COVID.

2065
01:46:22,620 --> 01:46:24,680
Thank you very much to COVID.

2066
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:26,440
COVID Merian.

2067
01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:30,180
For that very, very, very nice.

2068
01:46:30,180 --> 01:46:31,520
Nice tip.

2069
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:32,700
Unbelievable stuff.

2070
01:46:33,440 --> 01:46:35,820
It really warms the heart to see that support.

2071
01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:36,720
Really does.

2072
01:46:37,480 --> 01:46:38,540
Makes it all worthwhile.

2073
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,620
It's even more worthwhile than a David McGoldrick.

2074
01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:42,060
Oh!

2075
01:46:42,900 --> 01:46:44,620
What the hell was that man?

2076
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:48,820
That's crazy, crazy, crazy stuff from McGoldrick.

2077
01:46:49,460 --> 01:46:55,380
Just when you thought the 2-1 score was about to drop McGoldrick.

2078
01:46:56,180 --> 01:46:58,260
Easier to miss, you would have said.

2079
01:46:58,900 --> 01:47:02,480
Than it would have been to put it into the net and put the game to bed.

2080
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:07,480
But when all is done and said, it's easier said than done.

2081
01:47:09,200 --> 01:47:11,780
To put that ball into the back of the bun.

2082
01:47:13,780 --> 01:47:14,180
Norway.

2083
01:47:14,380 --> 01:47:16,600
Looking to try and bake a couple of buns themselves.

2084
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:18,100
But their oven's shite.

2085
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,200
And McGoldrick.

2086
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:20,940
Leaves it out to McGuire.

2087
01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:22,360
He's lacking in confidence.

2088
01:47:22,820 --> 01:47:24,040
But he gives the ball to Stevens.

2089
01:47:24,440 --> 01:47:24,840
Stevens.

2090
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:27,720
Looking to send it into the central processing unit.

2091
01:47:27,860 --> 01:47:29,360
A neural net processor.

2092
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:30,360
A learning computer.

2093
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:31,840
Hendricks has the ball.

2094
01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:34,280
He sweeps the balloon out to Brady.

2095
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:34,700
Brady.

2096
01:47:34,940 --> 01:47:35,640
Looking for McGoldrick.

2097
01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:36,220
McGoldrick.

2098
01:47:36,440 --> 01:47:36,940
McGoldrick.

2099
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:37,920
McGoldrick.

2100
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:38,000
McGoldrick.

2101
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,360
Just over the bar from McGoldrick.

2102
01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:43,580
A real blaster.

2103
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:46,840
Of a ball.

2104
01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:49,900
Insane work by the boys in green.

2105
01:47:50,740 --> 01:47:51,640
Great bit of play.

2106
01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:55,160
Unfortunately, didn't have the final third.

2107
01:47:55,520 --> 01:47:56,600
The final furlong.

2108
01:47:56,860 --> 01:48:00,140
That's when you need to step up and stand up and say what's right.

2109
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:02,740
You do indeed.

2110
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:04,780
Can the Norwegians do something?

2111
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:07,120
They're bringing lads on from the Norwegian bench.

2112
01:48:07,500 --> 01:48:08,720
They've been out in the fjords.

2113
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:10,320
Running up and down mountaintops.

2114
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:10,760
Training.

2115
01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:12,080
In ice.

2116
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:12,860
Weather.

2117
01:48:13,440 --> 01:48:15,460
Just for this one game alone, Thomas.

2118
01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:17,100
I don't know about that.

2119
01:48:17,100 --> 01:48:18,480
Sounds like you made it up.

2120
01:48:18,740 --> 01:48:19,820
But it sounds class anyway.

2121
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:24,660
And the ball is being blasted around the place by the Irish boys.

2122
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:27,680
And it's being collected by the Norwegian fjord men.

2123
01:48:28,020 --> 01:48:29,400
And it's back in Killary Harbor.

2124
01:48:29,740 --> 01:48:31,700
It's back at Delphi Resort Lodge.

2125
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:33,160
It's a lovely hotel.

2126
01:48:33,440 --> 01:48:34,120
A nice bar.

2127
01:48:34,480 --> 01:48:38,140
A lot of different kayaking and different adventure and climbing and hiking to be done.

2128
01:48:38,980 --> 01:48:40,920
Do you work for Delphi Lodge?

2129
01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:41,800
I don't.

2130
01:48:42,380 --> 01:48:44,100
But I've been there and it's sound.

2131
01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:45,840
Brady.

2132
01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:46,880
Back to Coleman.

2133
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:48,640
He's got Hendrik making a lovely rung.

2134
01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:51,440
No one can get on to the end of that.

2135
01:48:51,720 --> 01:48:52,040
Whelan.

2136
01:48:52,300 --> 01:48:53,040
Can he give it to Arter?

2137
01:48:53,140 --> 01:48:53,780
He can indeed.

2138
01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:54,100
Arter.

2139
01:48:54,340 --> 01:48:55,420
Out to Maguire.

2140
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:56,280
It's a lovely ball.

2141
01:48:56,340 --> 01:48:56,820
He's got time.

2142
01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:57,720
Can he give it to Goldrick?

2143
01:48:58,060 --> 01:48:58,420
McGoldrick.

2144
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,220
Not getting on the end of it.

2145
01:49:00,340 --> 01:49:04,600
Not getting into the place where he needs to be to finally collect that little bit of collection.

2146
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:06,600
The Norwegians.

2147
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:08,460
Sticking it to us now.

2148
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,040
Down the left hand side with Alcimi.

2149
01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:11,000
Alcimi.

2150
01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:13,160
Says I'll see you there.

2151
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,740
And I'll see you anywhere you want.

2152
01:49:14,740 --> 01:49:16,740
gives the ball to his striking man.

2153
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:20,900
But he's too far past that offside line.

2154
01:49:21,020 --> 01:49:22,940
Actually it's only his fingertip or something.

2155
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:28,340
And a bit of sub work to be done here now for Ireland.

2156
01:49:28,500 --> 01:49:29,520
As Jimmy McLean.

2157
01:49:29,860 --> 01:49:33,900
Is going to seize the McLeans of production up on that right or left flank.

2158
01:49:33,980 --> 01:49:34,760
I beg your pardon.

2159
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:38,260
And hopefully send something home here.

2160
01:49:38,940 --> 01:49:39,760
He's actually on the right.

2161
01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:40,740
I was right the first time.

2162
01:49:42,380 --> 01:49:42,680
He is.

2163
01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:42,900
Yeah.

2164
01:49:43,020 --> 01:49:46,100
He's judged after coming out of a couple of bad days with the Instagram.

2165
01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:48,400
But look at.

2166
01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:50,960
That's part and parcel of being a footballer now.

2167
01:49:51,060 --> 01:49:52,360
You're going to get bollocked.

2168
01:49:52,360 --> 01:49:54,000
For saying daft shite on Instagram.

2169
01:49:54,620 --> 01:49:56,680
Because you've nothing else to be doing.

2170
01:49:57,240 --> 01:49:58,580
With your time in between training.

2171
01:49:59,260 --> 01:50:01,540
And we've seen it with McLean the other day.

2172
01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:04,340
And we've seen it with Jackie Grealish as well.

2173
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:07,260
A former Ireland under 19.

2174
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:10,940
Looking like he's going to be playing for the enemy soon enough.

2175
01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:11,900
And McGoldrick.

2176
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:12,640
McGoldrick.

2177
01:50:12,780 --> 01:50:13,220
He's running.

2178
01:50:13,480 --> 01:50:14,120
He's got pace.

2179
01:50:14,260 --> 01:50:14,840
He's got time.

2180
01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:15,620
He's got space.

2181
01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:16,400
He pulls it back.

2182
01:50:16,580 --> 01:50:17,320
He gives the ball in.

2183
01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:17,820
Hendrik.

2184
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:19,440
It's intercepted by the Norwegians.

2185
01:50:19,440 --> 01:50:20,940
And it's gone out for an Irish.

2186
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:22,440
Irish corner ball.

2187
01:50:22,540 --> 01:50:23,900
The last minute here.

2188
01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:25,500
Last dying minutes of injury time.

2189
01:50:25,980 --> 01:50:26,860
What can Ireland do here?

2190
01:50:27,440 --> 01:50:28,920
Well it's McLean is going to stick up.

2191
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:30,600
And take the corner.

2192
01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:33,080
He's looking for the men to move.

2193
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:35,280
The men are moving indeed towards the six yard box.

2194
01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:37,040
McLean floats the balloon in.

2195
01:50:37,160 --> 01:50:37,740
Can someone get it?

2196
01:50:37,780 --> 01:50:38,040
Arter!

2197
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:39,280
Ricocheted.

2198
01:50:39,620 --> 01:50:40,380
Norwegian defender.

2199
01:50:40,700 --> 01:50:41,480
Blasts it away.

2200
01:50:42,020 --> 01:50:43,300
There's still a couple of minutes on the clock.

2201
01:50:43,380 --> 01:50:44,320
Can Ireland get something here?

2202
01:50:44,380 --> 01:50:45,140
It's a screwball.

2203
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:46,100
It's anybody's business.

2204
01:50:46,220 --> 01:50:47,180
McGoldrick from range.

2205
01:50:47,580 --> 01:50:47,980
McGoldrick!

2206
01:50:47,980 --> 01:50:48,820
Oh!

2207
01:50:49,340 --> 01:50:50,780
Sealed past the post.

2208
01:50:51,340 --> 01:50:52,220
And seal away.

2209
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:53,360
Seal away.

2210
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:54,440
Seal away.

2211
01:50:55,160 --> 01:50:56,180
As Enya sung.

2212
01:50:57,220 --> 01:50:58,000
Or sang.

2213
01:50:58,960 --> 01:50:59,980
Sang or sung.

2214
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:02,520
Both words are correct.

2215
01:51:02,620 --> 01:51:05,220
And both mean the same thing there.

2216
01:51:05,380 --> 01:51:07,860
It's 1-1 on the score sheet.

2217
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:10,420
Still one minute left of injury time to play.

2218
01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:12,780
Keep it.

2219
01:51:12,920 --> 01:51:13,980
Keep control of it lads.

2220
01:51:14,480 --> 01:51:15,400
Keep it in the park.

2221
01:51:15,860 --> 01:51:16,780
Keep it in the park.

2222
01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:18,000
McLean.

2223
01:51:18,380 --> 01:51:18,860
McLean.

2224
01:51:19,180 --> 01:51:19,640
McLean.

2225
01:51:20,420 --> 01:51:21,300
He lost it.

2226
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:22,300
And that's it.

2227
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:23,760
It's a draw for Ireland.

2228
01:51:24,020 --> 01:51:32,200
But it's enough for them to see them into the tournament knockout phases of this UEFA Euro 2022 stage.

2229
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:33,380
And you know what, Tommy?

2230
01:51:33,860 --> 01:51:34,140
What?

2231
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:40,460
It feels like we're going to be going to the cup final again one more time.

2232
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,060
One more time.

2233
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:48,420
We're going to isolate.

2234
01:51:49,220 --> 01:51:52,260
Oh yeah, alright, don't get that COVID.

2235
01:51:52,260 --> 01:52:14,500
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2236
01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:23,780
modrig modrig modrig modrig modrig welcome back everybody to the score center on today score fm what

2237
01:52:23,780 --> 01:52:33,300
we're trying to isolate covidian branch covidian results matches from the david koresh mainframe

2238
01:52:34,100 --> 01:52:42,340
bringing to you live and unadulterated score by score action here maltese they got scored by spain

2239
01:52:43,060 --> 01:52:48,740
the montenegrins managed to score gree three times they were they were actually wanting to go home at

2240
01:52:48,740 --> 01:52:58,420
the end of it where the greeks as for the belgique the belgique magique boys sack magique sack magique

2241
01:52:59,300 --> 01:53:05,940
they had five scores in their score sack and they produced them in front of lichenstein lichenstein

2242
01:53:05,940 --> 01:53:11,380
said let's have a fumble inside our bag pulled out a couple of scores that are on started scoring belgium

2243
01:53:11,620 --> 01:53:17,140
the two of them belgium and lichenstein just scoring each other and belgium won at the end of that

2244
01:53:18,180 --> 01:53:25,300
the turks they went one to one with the czech republic bit of space dockery there latvians got

2245
01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:32,500
absolutely stuffed by the poles and the norwegians won a piece with the irish you've seen it's two draws

2246
01:53:32,500 --> 01:53:38,180
and one win for the irish it's not the best form going into the tournament but we'll take it the estonians

2247
01:53:38,180 --> 01:53:48,340
we're left to begging against the swiss men from the alpine region of the alps the swiss alps that is a

2248
01:53:48,340 --> 01:53:54,740
great place actually was over there myself with jay roe the roe roe roe master a few weeks back

2249
01:53:54,740 --> 01:54:00,740
insane bit of business sorry my head is gone can we get my head back there please

2250
01:54:01,780 --> 01:54:08,500
have we got a bit a bit ahead lads bit ahead lads please that's great lads

2251
01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:17,780
yeah i was actually over in uh geneva i was in the swiss alps doing a bit of today fm work with the uh

2252
01:54:17,780 --> 01:54:23,700
today covidians i don't know if you know this comes straight from the top down

2253
01:54:25,700 --> 01:54:32,340
the branch covidians have launched a new chapter out down a bait and i was getting them i wanted them to

2254
01:54:32,340 --> 01:54:37,540
wind up operation there and bring it to mongstown so there was a bit of neutral ground like you know

2255
01:54:39,300 --> 01:54:47,060
cut a long story short i had to take the maybach this car here this maybach for the nct

2256
01:54:47,060 --> 01:54:56,580
and all the nct test centers were closed and of course the lifts in the nct centers weren't even

2257
01:54:56,580 --> 01:55:03,540
working for a few weeks before i you know before they even closed down so i was speaking to the guard

2258
01:55:03,540 --> 01:55:13,060
the rd they said connor get it in and get it fixed as soon as you can as soon as they reopen i went home

2259
01:55:13,060 --> 01:55:22,500
i got on the dog and whistle to shane ross i said ross buddy get your arse into gear i'm after being

2260
01:55:22,500 --> 01:55:30,500
pulled by a couple of shades on the m50 in the back of the maybach he said what's wrong connor you said you

2261
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:40,180
know what's wrong ross baby put out a statement a press release what are you good for hanging out with

2262
01:55:40,180 --> 01:55:47,940
beckin katie taylor when she wins a boxing match you're useless you're useless ross i slam the phone down

2263
01:55:49,780 --> 01:55:57,460
next thing i read shane ross says anyone who's nct is out it's gonna be okay you're gonna be insured

2264
01:55:58,420 --> 01:56:05,780
long story short i took the may back over to geneva drove it around the alps and just came back home

2265
01:56:05,780 --> 01:56:13,540
simply because i could um the rest of the match is there let's have a little look at those group games

2266
01:56:13,540 --> 01:56:22,660
and dorans absolutely got scored out of it by the croats the serbians uh 2-0 up against romania kazakhstan

2267
01:56:23,380 --> 01:56:32,500
and they're they lost their scoring match with the netherlands and also the swedes absolutely sweding it

2268
01:56:33,380 --> 01:56:39,140
uh right up there at the north macedonian mass pipe let's have a little look there at the north

2269
01:56:39,140 --> 01:56:46,900
macedonian mass pipe group stage result final standoff um i was saying there's a johnny ronan the other day i

2270
01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:52,580
actually believed that ireland would top the group i was wrong and i was like glad that they actually

2271
01:56:52,580 --> 01:56:57,140
came second because if norway would have snuck a little winner in at the end of that last match

2272
01:56:58,180 --> 01:57:04,820
they could have really put us to bed in a very early situation two hour stream not even reaching the

2273
01:57:04,820 --> 01:57:12,980
knockout phase go on go away we don't need that and these tried and tested times spain and montenegro

2274
01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:19,940
going through montenegro the surprise package in group a couldn't uh the greeks tried to surprise the

2275
01:57:19,940 --> 01:57:27,620
montenegrins with their package but when they opened it up it was a load of gone off feta and uh calamari

2276
01:57:27,620 --> 01:57:36,980
olives or calamata or olives you know stuffed uh gujon dijon just it it's stank it's stank and there were a few

2277
01:57:36,980 --> 01:57:43,940
alarm shanks as well and those shanks stank i was actually on to ravi shanker the other day and he

2278
01:57:43,940 --> 01:57:50,660
was saying why not play a bit of sitar if you if you're feeling like you're not gonna win and i got

2279
01:57:50,660 --> 01:57:58,340
the sitar out and do you know what it actually wasn't bad we can fit a sitar in the back of the maybach

2280
01:57:58,340 --> 01:58:03,700
very comfortably it's very comfortable situation i'm in i wish you i wish you could understand the level of

2281
01:58:03,700 --> 01:58:11,620
comfort i've got back here in the may back but yeah you don't um the turks and the czechs they

2282
01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:17,860
did well against the belgiques and the lich and senos turkey and czech republic absolutely sending that

2283
01:58:17,860 --> 01:58:23,220
result home and winning winning winning when you say that's the most important thing well norway and

2284
01:58:23,220 --> 01:58:26,260
laugh you you don't even know what winning is guys you're going home

2285
01:58:28,820 --> 01:58:34,740
thank you very much rambo shambo for an unprecedented tip i don't want to stay my welcome too long here

2286
01:58:34,740 --> 01:58:39,940
so we're going to wrap these boys up and get on to the tour now it's iceland and denmark are going

2287
01:58:39,940 --> 01:58:45,620
through in their group d they had the swiss and the estonians i said hello to the swiss when i was in

2288
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:51,300
geneva the other day they didn't say anything bad but i mean it's it looks like it's it's it's really uh

2289
01:58:51,300 --> 01:59:00,180
it's really hidden home there hard in in swissville at the moment and mercides had to cancel their event

2290
01:59:00,180 --> 01:59:07,220
two weeks ago at the geneva motor show um a lot of upset heads there a lot of people as well wanting

2291
01:59:07,220 --> 01:59:14,260
to see the new c-class they come all the way over from different lands far east oceana south america

2292
01:59:15,140 --> 01:59:21,060
america the yanks as well the yankee doodle dandies had a lot of invested investment in the new c-class

2293
01:59:21,620 --> 01:59:26,980
uh would you believe nobody got to see it it's a real shame a lot of mercedes heads out there are

2294
01:59:26,980 --> 01:59:32,420
gonna have to wait another day to see that car in the flesh believe you me it's amazing seeing it myself

2295
01:59:33,060 --> 01:59:38,660
it's a dream machine i've got a new advert coming up for it soon enough the rest of the group games i'm

2296
01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:44,980
about to say my welcome here i don't want to stay too long uh the croats and the serbs sent it into the

2297
01:59:44,980 --> 01:59:52,260
next turno turno phase turno's phase i was gonna say there and the remains the andurans are out the

2298
01:59:52,260 --> 01:59:58,420
swedes and the dutch are in the north macedonians so sad about those guys guys they managed to get a

2299
01:59:58,420 --> 02:00:03,940
few points on the scoreboard but not enough to see them through to the turno and the kazakhs go home with

2300
02:00:03,940 --> 02:00:08,900
their lads in their hands don't go away more soccer coming right off on

2301
02:00:14,820 --> 02:00:22,820
modric modric modric modric modric now here we are we're on lap 17 at the italian grand prix if

2302
02:00:22,820 --> 02:00:27,940
you've missed it so far you've you've missed a cracker rubens barichello is leading the grand prix by

2303
02:00:27,940 --> 02:00:34,260
eight seconds and second third there's an almighty battle on there between michael schumacher and

2304
02:00:34,260 --> 02:00:40,980
Juan Pablo Montoya i gotta tell you something we're gonna be Juan Pablo Montoya-ing it up later on in Milan

2305
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:47,300
when we get the little fluke tube back into the Milanese heartland hopefully there's gonna be a

2306
02:00:47,300 --> 02:00:53,860
bit of sky base action ralph schumacher is bringing a little yo-yo along he's also got a few pogs that he

2307
02:00:53,860 --> 02:01:03,460
wants to trade with jean alaci's brother and also kimmy raikkonen the new upstart said that he's got an mp3

2308
02:01:03,460 --> 02:01:13,460
player he's just after purchasing from japan he's got a whopping 128 megabytes of memory on there that's a lot of low fidelity mp3s

2309
02:01:13,460 --> 02:01:16,920
more on that as and when we get it.

2310
02:01:16,920 --> 02:01:18,760
Connor Williams.

2311
02:01:18,760 --> 02:01:23,620
The game's about to change.

2312
02:01:24,500 --> 02:01:28,440
The brand new sumptuous E-Class is within your grasp.

2313
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:31,820
All your life you've talked a good game.

2314
02:01:31,940 --> 02:01:32,320
F*** you.

2315
02:01:32,580 --> 02:01:36,660
Now it's time to back it up and show the bastards what you've got.

2316
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:38,960
You were born to buy this car.

2317
02:01:38,960 --> 02:01:42,400
And if you don't buy it, people might think you're a c***.

2318
02:01:42,720 --> 02:01:44,100
Trackpad electronics.

2319
02:01:44,340 --> 02:01:45,580
Heated seat waves.

2320
02:01:46,300 --> 02:01:47,440
Orgasmic scenery.

2321
02:01:47,700 --> 02:01:48,280
Not included.

2322
02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:51,560
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

2323
02:01:52,140 --> 02:01:57,720
They're having a kid and they want to know whether or not you'll drive the new E-Class to the baby shower.

2324
02:01:57,780 --> 02:01:58,060
John.

2325
02:01:58,300 --> 02:02:01,640
Which is taking place on planet moon.

2326
02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:02,520
Alloys.

2327
02:02:03,440 --> 02:02:04,000
Rev counter.

2328
02:02:04,380 --> 02:02:05,080
Paddle shift.

2329
02:02:05,380 --> 02:02:05,960
Dream.

2330
02:02:06,180 --> 02:02:07,200
Spinny winny woo woo.

2331
02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:09,240
It's a powerful piece of s*** John.

2332
02:02:09,320 --> 02:02:10,480
You want to get your hands on it?

2333
02:02:10,600 --> 02:02:11,680
I called the dealership.

2334
02:02:11,900 --> 02:02:13,220
Told them you'll be down in the morning.

2335
02:02:13,500 --> 02:02:14,940
You're gonna finance the f***er.

2336
02:02:15,180 --> 02:02:16,720
Don't make me look like a t***.

2337
02:02:16,720 --> 02:02:19,100
Super CJs.

2338
02:02:19,100 --> 02:02:20,260
Da da da da da da da.

2339
02:02:20,260 --> 02:02:22,680
Da da da da da da.

2340
02:02:22,680 --> 02:02:24,680
Da da da da da da.

2341
02:02:24,680 --> 02:02:25,340
Da da da da da da.

2342
02:02:25,340 --> 02:02:27,100
Da da da da da da.

2343
02:02:27,100 --> 02:02:29,100
Da da da da da da da.

2344
02:02:29,100 --> 02:02:29,680
Da da da da da da.

2345
02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:31,680
Da da da da da da da.

2346
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:34,960
I'm feeling something right.

2347
02:02:34,960 --> 02:02:37,100
I'm feeling something right.

2348
02:02:37,100 --> 02:02:37,680
I'm feeling something right.

2349
02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:38,700
Tickets please.

2350
02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:41,500
You're on the train to the mountains.

2351
02:02:41,500 --> 02:02:48,500
I'm feeling something right, I'm feeling something right.

2352
02:02:48,500 --> 02:03:11,500
I'm feeling something right.

2353
02:03:11,500 --> 02:03:17,500
And kickoff is underway here for the Euro 2022 knockout phase.

2354
02:03:17,500 --> 02:03:19,500
We're into the knockout phase.

2355
02:03:19,500 --> 02:03:22,500
Match against Montenegro, the surprise package.

2356
02:03:22,500 --> 02:03:27,500
Who've been really, really surprising in the package department, haven't they Tom?

2357
02:03:27,500 --> 02:03:34,500
Sounds a little bit gay, but they have in terms of, if you're thinking that football is the package that they're dealing with

2358
02:03:34,500 --> 02:03:40,500
and not their areas, then yes, it's completely surprise.

2359
02:03:40,500 --> 02:03:44,500
We never expected them to get this foul, but they have got foul.

2360
02:03:44,500 --> 02:03:47,500
Yeah, didn't mean that about their knobs or anything like that.

2361
02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,500
It's not that kind of stream.

2362
02:03:49,500 --> 02:03:53,500
And I want to tell you something, Harry Arter's in the middle of the pitch and he's losing the ball.

2363
02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:57,500
Yep, great bit of ball-losery there by Harry Arter.

2364
02:03:57,500 --> 02:04:02,500
It's what we hate to see and it's a shame that he's doing it so well for Ireland at this moment.

2365
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:08,500
And, uh, Stevens manages to clean up a bit of scoop work there and find space and time.

2366
02:04:08,500 --> 02:04:14,500
Stephen Hawkins, Shane Long, Harry Arter, space and time, Harry Arter!

2367
02:04:15,500 --> 02:04:17,500
One more time, baby!

2368
02:04:21,500 --> 02:04:24,500
One more time, we're gonna isolate.

2369
02:04:24,500 --> 02:04:28,500
Oh yeah, alright, don't get that COVID.

2370
02:04:28,500 --> 02:04:31,500
Amazing teamwork.

2371
02:04:31,500 --> 02:04:32,500
Self-isolation.

2372
02:04:32,500 --> 02:04:39,500
And I was saying before, you wanna watch out for the Montenegrons, but they might be a surprise package.

2373
02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:41,500
But they can't deal with our packages.

2374
02:04:41,500 --> 02:04:42,500
You know what?

2375
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:48,500
Again, just to reiterate, uh, we're talking- football is the package that we're talking about.

2376
02:04:48,500 --> 02:04:55,500
Uh, a few people there saying that we're talking about their- the Montenegrin lads' uh, private area.

2377
02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:57,500
That's not the case in the chat.

2378
02:04:57,500 --> 02:04:58,500
Please don't say that.

2379
02:04:58,500 --> 02:05:00,500
It puts us off and it makes-

2380
02:05:00,500 --> 02:05:04,500
It makes other people who just joined think that we're talking about, uh, lads' lads.

2381
02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:08,500
Yeah, we're not talking about other lads' lads.

2382
02:05:08,500 --> 02:05:10,500
This is a purely football stream.

2383
02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:12,500
Nothing-

2384
02:05:12,500 --> 02:05:13,500
It-

2385
02:05:13,500 --> 02:05:15,500
There's nothing that weigh in it in the slightest.

2386
02:05:15,500 --> 02:05:18,500
Thank you very much for the tip there, Greg, for the tip.

2387
02:05:18,500 --> 02:05:21,500
Couldn't read the rest of the name there, 'cause we're- we're underway and I'm controlling the players.

2388
02:05:21,500 --> 02:05:27,500
I see- seen a fella during the, uh, break there, uh, say, "Is he playing the game as well as commentating?"

2389
02:05:27,500 --> 02:05:30,500
You bet your bottom dollar, baby, that's happening.

2390
02:05:30,500 --> 02:05:33,500
As, uh, Ireland lose the ball there to Montenegro.

2391
02:05:33,500 --> 02:05:37,500
I will show you the pad- the D-pad soon enough so that you can see.

2392
02:05:37,500 --> 02:05:43,500
Right now I'm in the middle of the match and I can't be arsed, but it's Hendrik looking for support in the middle.

2393
02:05:43,500 --> 02:05:47,500
He finds it with Whelan. Whelan giving a little bit of ball to the lad out on the left.

2394
02:05:47,500 --> 02:05:51,500
It's Maguire, and Maguire, he can maybe play Archer in for number two for Archer.

2395
02:05:51,500 --> 02:05:53,500
Number two for Archer!

2396
02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:55,500
One more time!

2397
02:05:58,500 --> 02:06:00,500
Crazy goal. Crazy Archer.

2398
02:06:00,500 --> 02:06:02,500
Crazy, crazy play.

2399
02:06:02,500 --> 02:06:04,500
From Ireland.

2400
02:06:04,500 --> 02:06:06,500
Don't get that COVID.

2401
02:06:06,500 --> 02:06:08,500
Stay at home.

2402
02:06:08,500 --> 02:06:09,500
Yeah.

2403
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:10,500
Wash your arse.

2404
02:06:10,500 --> 02:06:11,500
Wash your hands.

2405
02:06:11,500 --> 02:06:12,500
Wash your face.

2406
02:06:12,500 --> 02:06:13,500
Aye, aye.

2407
02:06:13,500 --> 02:06:15,500
Cause Ireland are coming for ya.

2408
02:06:15,500 --> 02:06:16,500
Alright.

2409
02:06:16,500 --> 02:06:19,500
Yeah, please do keep everything clean and sanitized.

2410
02:06:19,500 --> 02:06:20,500
You know it.

2411
02:06:20,500 --> 02:06:33,500
Don't get too carried away with the goals, because you might end up losing yourself in the process, and then, you know, either inadvertently touching someone, inadvertently swiping past someone who's breathing on ya.

2412
02:06:33,500 --> 02:06:34,500
Look at that!

2413
02:06:34,500 --> 02:06:38,500
Lovely bit of swipe ball into the swipe cleaner from Harry Arthur.

2414
02:06:38,500 --> 02:06:41,500
Goalkeeper thinks he's gonna go through the easy right.

2415
02:06:41,500 --> 02:06:42,500
Arthur says no.

2416
02:06:42,500 --> 02:06:43,500
Do you know what?

2417
02:06:43,500 --> 02:06:48,500
I'm gonna go to your hard left and do a roly-poly at the end for my celebration too.

2418
02:06:48,500 --> 02:06:50,500
Lovely box of celebrations there.

2419
02:06:50,500 --> 02:06:51,500
It's a bumper pack.

2420
02:06:51,500 --> 02:06:58,500
And it's a diabetics nightmare at the moment, as we're laying down the sweets upon the boys from Montenegro.

2421
02:06:58,500 --> 02:07:00,500
The surprise package boys.

2422
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:03,500
The only surprise here is that they're doing so badly.

2423
02:07:03,500 --> 02:07:10,500
As Ireland try to maintain a level of dignity that is beyond means by getting another balloon in to find someone.

2424
02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:11,500
There's nobody there!

2425
02:07:11,500 --> 02:07:18,500
And the ball just crawls away out of the box and into the surprise package lads feet.

2426
02:07:20,500 --> 02:07:22,500
And it's a surprise package lads now.

2427
02:07:22,500 --> 02:07:24,500
Giving that surprise balloon out to the left.

2428
02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,500
Prezbaluskis.

2429
02:07:25,500 --> 02:07:29,500
There's a Prezbaluski coming in but Randolph, the red hand saviour.

2430
02:07:29,500 --> 02:07:32,500
No connections to loyalism or paramilitaries.

2431
02:07:32,500 --> 02:07:34,500
We have to keep repeating that I'm afraid.

2432
02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:37,500
There were some misunderstandings the last day.

2433
02:07:37,500 --> 02:07:42,500
Few gnashed emails and a few threats were made.

2434
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:49,500
As Macedonia try to move, or sorry I beg your pardon, Montenegro try to move the ball into our area.

2435
02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:51,500
It's not going to happen for them though.

2436
02:07:51,500 --> 02:07:52,500
Ireland are looking dangerous.

2437
02:07:53,500 --> 02:07:54,500
Come on the boys on screen.

2438
02:07:55,500 --> 02:07:57,500
Lovely cheeky back flick there.

2439
02:07:58,500 --> 02:08:00,500
Lovely back pass to Coleman.

2440
02:08:01,500 --> 02:08:03,500
Lovely back pass to Duffy.

2441
02:08:03,500 --> 02:08:04,500
And Duffy.

2442
02:08:04,500 --> 02:08:05,500
And Duffy.

2443
02:08:05,500 --> 02:08:11,500
Sweeps the balloon out to Keough Ireland making a real M50 attempt of their opponent now going right around them.

2444
02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:17,500
And it's great they've got the through way because there's no one on the road because of the COVID.

2445
02:08:18,500 --> 02:08:19,500
Yeah I heard about that.

2446
02:08:19,500 --> 02:08:22,500
Sounds like something out of an apocalypse film or something.

2447
02:08:23,500 --> 02:08:25,500
Signs on the side of the road saying,

2448
02:08:26,500 --> 02:08:28,500
"Go home and wash your arse."

2449
02:08:28,500 --> 02:08:31,500
And lads just not being allowed to drive on the road.

2450
02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:32,500
Well you can drive but there's nobody else with you.

2451
02:08:32,500 --> 02:08:34,500
Did the signs really say that Tom?

2452
02:08:34,500 --> 02:08:37,500
It sounds like they wouldn't, the government wouldn't say arse.

2453
02:08:37,500 --> 02:08:40,500
Or what, you know, they'd probably say wash your hands.

2454
02:08:41,500 --> 02:08:43,500
Maybe it was hands, I saw arse.

2455
02:08:44,500 --> 02:08:49,500
And look, Ireland looking to make the surprise package lads see arse now.

2456
02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:54,500
Again that sounds a little bit weird sound. You've combined arses with lads lads.

2457
02:08:54,500 --> 02:09:03,500
Yeah I only knew as far as the sentence after rolling off the tip of the tongue did I realise that was the case Tom.

2458
02:09:03,500 --> 02:09:08,500
And look, again we don't want to fall into this snake pit of arse and lads.

2459
02:09:09,500 --> 02:09:11,500
What I do want is goal goal goal action.

2460
02:09:11,500 --> 02:09:19,500
And Maguire trying to build up steam here with a grain of rice down the right hand left hand flank of the same pitch.

2461
02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:26,500
And the balloon gets floating over to Duffy. Duffy now gives the Brady ball out to Brady.

2462
02:09:27,500 --> 02:09:32,500
He sends one back to his man behind him. And it's a lovely Coleman touch which is found out by Brady.

2463
02:09:32,500 --> 02:09:35,500
He got found out tonight didn't he Tom? Brady.

2464
02:09:35,500 --> 02:09:38,500
Don't know what you mean but case here.

2465
02:09:38,500 --> 02:09:41,500
Ariata for the hat trick. Harry hat trick it is.

2466
02:09:41,500 --> 02:09:43,500
Corbin and Oomphers.

2467
02:09:48,500 --> 02:09:51,500
One more time we're gonna isolate.

2468
02:09:52,500 --> 02:09:55,500
Oh yeah alright don't get that Corbin.

2469
02:09:57,500 --> 02:10:00,500
Ooh yeah. Self isolation.

2470
02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:02,500
Tonight.

2471
02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:04,500
Ooh.

2472
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:06,500
Alright.

2473
02:10:07,500 --> 02:10:08,500
Oh my.

2474
02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:11,500
Ireland's on fire.

2475
02:10:11,500 --> 02:10:13,500
Harry outers making rods.

2476
02:10:14,500 --> 02:10:16,500
Harry outers making rods.

2477
02:10:17,500 --> 02:10:18,500
Harry outers making rods.

2478
02:10:20,500 --> 02:10:23,500
Harry Harry outers.

2479
02:10:24,500 --> 02:10:27,500
Harry Harry Krishna.

2480
02:10:28,500 --> 02:10:30,500
Harry Harry outers.

2481
02:10:32,500 --> 02:10:34,500
Harry Harry Krishna.

2482
02:10:36,500 --> 02:10:43,120
Lovely stuff and Tom could you just limit the singing to like maybe one bar because you went three times there.

2483
02:10:43,520 --> 02:10:46,600
I know yeah sorry I was trying to fill in space I didn't know you were going to say anything.

2484
02:10:46,940 --> 02:10:49,200
Well there was space there to analyse the goal Tom you know.

2485
02:10:49,860 --> 02:10:52,540
And also Harry Krishna doesn't even make sense.

2486
02:10:53,140 --> 02:10:53,440
I know.

2487
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:58,760
I know you're okay with it Tom I just want you to be alright with it on my click you know.

2488
02:10:59,160 --> 02:11:01,280
There's no need to fucking give out to me on my click.

2489
02:11:01,280 --> 02:11:05,680
I know I know I'm sorry sorry is what I'm saying didn't mean to upset you.

2490
02:11:06,220 --> 02:11:09,640
It's like you're putting me off I want to get in the flow here.

2491
02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:14,460
Harry Art is getting into the flow he gives the ball to his man doesn't reach him though.

2492
02:11:14,560 --> 02:11:21,520
An Irelander in a dream world at the moment 3-0 up against Montenegro in this opening match here of the tournament phase.

2493
02:11:21,660 --> 02:11:29,560
Brady looking to loft in a floated Brady mix-up ball into the central nervous system of this surprise package team.

2494
02:11:30,260 --> 02:11:34,700
Who haven't surprised anyone but themselves with their own dire performance.

2495
02:11:34,980 --> 02:11:36,060
The referee blows up.

2496
02:11:36,060 --> 02:11:37,900
It was a blank ball.

2497
02:11:39,400 --> 02:11:46,560
The linesman's flag hoisted in the air to signify an offside offence.

2498
02:11:46,680 --> 02:11:48,600
Greg from the States thanks very much for the tip.

2499
02:11:49,060 --> 02:11:49,960
And Rambo Shambo.

2500
02:11:51,260 --> 02:11:52,400
Before you get coroned.

2501
02:11:53,400 --> 02:11:57,440
You better update your Zurich life insurance policy down at Zurich.

2502
02:11:58,140 --> 02:12:01,180
Thanks very much for that advice Greg from the States.

2503
02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:03,220
Hope you're doing well buddy.

2504
02:12:05,100 --> 02:12:07,060
And yeah I hope everyone's been on to Zurich.

2505
02:12:07,140 --> 02:12:09,240
Conor Williams was speaking to us at half time there.

2506
02:12:09,320 --> 02:12:10,060
He was really adamant.

2507
02:12:10,300 --> 02:12:11,260
Goal he's off his line.

2508
02:12:12,220 --> 02:12:12,900
Brady ball.

2509
02:12:13,400 --> 02:12:14,160
Squares it back.

2510
02:12:14,940 --> 02:12:19,760
Lads scooping up the spillet there in the box and it was a real chance it's gone a begging Tom.

2511
02:12:20,500 --> 02:12:23,160
Big time chance for Ireland to put four into the back of the rat trap.

2512
02:12:23,740 --> 02:12:24,360
But tell you what.

2513
02:12:24,860 --> 02:12:25,500
They'll come out.

2514
02:12:26,020 --> 02:12:27,260
Guns bleeding tonight.

2515
02:12:28,020 --> 02:12:35,060
And they've absolutely dispatched the Montenegrin lads right into the last round.

2516
02:12:35,340 --> 02:12:36,460
70-30 possession.

2517
02:12:37,400 --> 02:12:37,580
Yeah.

2518
02:12:37,800 --> 02:12:38,980
The stats tell it all.

2519
02:12:39,580 --> 02:12:41,500
And the highlights would tell it all as well.

2520
02:12:42,080 --> 02:12:42,480
Zero.

2521
02:12:42,780 --> 02:12:45,780
Zero highlights for the surprise package boys.

2522
02:12:46,440 --> 02:12:47,540
Zero highlights for them.

2523
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:48,500
High shites.

2524
02:12:48,900 --> 02:12:49,540
Low shites.

2525
02:12:50,100 --> 02:12:51,240
And I tell you something else.

2526
02:12:51,480 --> 02:12:52,220
Don't swear Tommy.

2527
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:52,900
Sorry about that.

2528
02:12:52,980 --> 02:12:54,020
I tell you something else.

2529
02:12:54,800 --> 02:12:55,380
Harry Potter.

2530
02:12:56,600 --> 02:12:57,460
Please Tommy.

2531
02:12:57,680 --> 02:12:58,360
Can you burp?

2532
02:12:58,720 --> 02:13:00,000
Can you save the burp?

2533
02:13:00,320 --> 02:13:01,640
Until you're off the mic Tommy.

2534
02:13:01,740 --> 02:13:04,600
Or even move away from the mic to burp out.

2535
02:13:05,460 --> 02:13:08,900
As to modify a meme.

2536
02:13:09,800 --> 02:13:10,320
What meme?

2537
02:13:10,880 --> 02:13:14,220
Do you know the chocolate rain book singing the chocolate rain song?

2538
02:13:15,180 --> 02:13:15,960
Oh yes.

2539
02:13:16,380 --> 02:13:17,520
Chocolate rain.

2540
02:13:18,040 --> 02:13:18,680
That meme.

2541
02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:19,200
It's old.

2542
02:13:19,840 --> 02:13:21,780
But he moved away from the mic to breathe in.

2543
02:13:22,080 --> 02:13:23,520
You need to move away from the mic.

2544
02:13:23,920 --> 02:13:25,320
Because you're burping all over it.

2545
02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:26,920
Spreading your shite.

2546
02:13:28,020 --> 02:13:29,180
Great gold from Arthur.

2547
02:13:29,840 --> 02:13:31,100
Don't just carry on Tommy.

2548
02:13:31,200 --> 02:13:32,340
I'm in the middle of a bollocking.

2549
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:35,280
What do you want me to say like?

2550
02:13:35,320 --> 02:13:36,440
It was a great gold from Arthur.

2551
02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:38,700
Yeah but address the fact that you're burping.

2552
02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:41,880
You're spreading your COVID shite all over the place.

2553
02:13:42,060 --> 02:13:43,120
I haven't got COVID.

2554
02:13:43,600 --> 02:13:45,360
You went to feckin' Cheltenham.

2555
02:13:45,940 --> 02:13:47,100
You went to Cheltenham.

2556
02:13:47,140 --> 02:13:48,660
And you schlepped at fuckin' Cheltenham.

2557
02:13:48,720 --> 02:13:49,620
I heard all about it.

2558
02:13:50,420 --> 02:13:51,300
Who told you that?

2559
02:13:51,760 --> 02:13:53,240
I heard it from Johnny.

2560
02:13:53,660 --> 02:13:57,060
He said you actually schlepped in the feckin' stadium with...

2561
02:13:57,060 --> 02:13:58,360
Outside the shite.

2562
02:13:58,360 --> 02:14:00,120
On a leather jacket.

2563
02:14:00,840 --> 02:14:01,060
Yep.

2564
02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:02,780
Good enough cushion.

2565
02:14:03,400 --> 02:14:04,400
I tell you a leather jacket.

2566
02:14:04,740 --> 02:14:08,940
It's like having a three goal cushion going into the final group round of the games.

2567
02:14:10,540 --> 02:14:11,340
It's soft.

2568
02:14:12,040 --> 02:14:12,580
It's luxurious.

2569
02:14:13,120 --> 02:14:14,880
And it's got a little bit of leather on it.

2570
02:14:14,940 --> 02:14:18,880
So any spillage or any drool or pintage or creamy scrimmage during the night.

2571
02:14:19,340 --> 02:14:21,500
You can wipe it off with a cloth the next day.

2572
02:14:21,840 --> 02:14:23,180
And did you do that Tom?

2573
02:14:23,300 --> 02:14:24,940
Did you wipe that jacket down?

2574
02:14:25,160 --> 02:14:27,560
Because there was lads out there that weren't sanitizing.

2575
02:14:28,580 --> 02:14:28,920
Nope.

2576
02:14:29,400 --> 02:14:31,420
They were actually abusing the booze.

2577
02:14:31,940 --> 02:14:32,900
Abusing themselves.

2578
02:14:33,540 --> 02:14:33,940
Goodo.

2579
02:14:34,260 --> 02:14:38,000
And then schlabbering and putting bets on and playing cards and...

2580
02:14:38,000 --> 02:14:39,040
Hugging and kissing like.

2581
02:14:39,900 --> 02:14:40,720
Are you serious?

2582
02:14:40,800 --> 02:14:42,140
There was hugging and kissing going on.

2583
02:14:43,360 --> 02:14:45,020
Bit of hugging and kissing at Cheltenham.

2584
02:14:45,620 --> 02:14:46,320
Between who?

2585
02:14:47,400 --> 02:14:48,160
Loved ones.

2586
02:14:49,240 --> 02:14:50,880
Friends after wins.

2587
02:14:51,400 --> 02:14:52,220
Friends after wins.

2588
02:14:52,300 --> 02:14:53,860
Tell me more about the friends after wins.

2589
02:14:54,720 --> 02:14:57,620
Well after a win on the GGs everyone starts hugging each other.

2590
02:14:57,940 --> 02:14:59,400
There were a few kisses as well.

2591
02:14:59,720 --> 02:15:04,160
And you're telling me that they knew about the COVID and they started shifting and kissing.

2592
02:15:05,320 --> 02:15:06,300
Not shifting though.

2593
02:15:06,360 --> 02:15:07,380
You're taking it too far.

2594
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:08,980
You know what I mean.

2595
02:15:09,060 --> 02:15:10,620
You win a horse and...

2596
02:15:10,620 --> 02:15:13,380
Barney's lad comes in at 7-2 on a long shot though.

2597
02:15:13,840 --> 02:15:15,300
And you shook the wife and kids on it.

2598
02:15:16,000 --> 02:15:16,780
I understand.

2599
02:15:17,200 --> 02:15:17,860
There's a lot...

2600
02:15:17,860 --> 02:15:19,140
Your emotions are...

2601
02:15:19,140 --> 02:15:20,300
Highly charged at that moment.

2602
02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:21,360
You're out of control.

2603
02:15:23,060 --> 02:15:23,960
You're out of control.

2604
02:15:24,600 --> 02:15:25,320
Yeah you are.

2605
02:15:25,820 --> 02:15:26,880
You really are out of control.

2606
02:15:27,100 --> 02:15:27,520
But look at...

2607
02:15:28,320 --> 02:15:30,400
You need to move away from the mic is what I'm saying.

2608
02:15:30,580 --> 02:15:32,420
Harry Arthur hat trick in the first half though.

2609
02:15:32,500 --> 02:15:33,360
Incredible stuff Tommy.

2610
02:15:33,580 --> 02:15:34,200
Incredible stuff.

2611
02:15:34,400 --> 02:15:36,020
And it's only going to get more incredibile.

2612
02:15:36,360 --> 02:15:38,180
As we move on at pace.

2613
02:15:38,540 --> 02:15:39,420
To the next half.

2614
02:15:39,900 --> 02:15:40,640
Lovely stuff.

2615
02:15:40,640 --> 02:15:46,460
And great, great, great, great, great, great work being done out there in the mainframe.

2616
02:15:46,460 --> 02:15:47,820
From Greg to the States.

2617
02:15:47,900 --> 02:15:49,600
And your man Brendan Fortune Tommy.

2618
02:15:50,640 --> 02:15:52,560
I want to say a big thank you to Brendan Fortune.

2619
02:15:52,560 --> 02:15:55,660
I believe that's the third or fourth time he's tipped today.

2620
02:15:56,320 --> 02:15:58,020
Very, very kindy at Brendan.

2621
02:15:59,200 --> 02:16:01,220
Really, really kindy and thanks so much.

2622
02:16:01,900 --> 02:16:02,400
Thank you.

2623
02:16:04,600 --> 02:16:07,880
The second half about to get underway here.

2624
02:16:08,720 --> 02:16:10,840
Promises to be an absolute rat trap.

2625
02:16:11,760 --> 02:16:16,240
As Ireland have a lovely Bolsonaro bolster ball.

2626
02:16:16,720 --> 02:16:19,580
On three goals to zero to the Montenegrin lads.

2627
02:16:20,400 --> 02:16:24,660
And it's so, so important to get these massive drubbings in.

2628
02:16:24,720 --> 02:16:25,620
Isn't it, Thomas?

2629
02:16:26,220 --> 02:16:26,780
Really is.

2630
02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:30,840
The absolute confidence you have when you come away.

2631
02:16:31,360 --> 02:16:34,540
With absolutely smashing the opponent.

2632
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:38,220
Smashing the opposition into a thousand pieces.

2633
02:16:38,620 --> 02:16:40,680
And a thousand pieces could turn into a million here.

2634
02:16:40,780 --> 02:16:44,180
As Long tries to get on to the end of a lovely long floated ball.

2635
02:16:44,520 --> 02:16:45,900
It's kept in play well by Ireland.

2636
02:16:46,260 --> 02:16:47,200
And they're on the attack.

2637
02:16:47,500 --> 02:16:49,200
And they're looking menacing again with a Harry Archer.

2638
02:16:49,300 --> 02:16:50,440
The hat-trick hero so far.

2639
02:16:50,620 --> 02:16:51,200
Gives it to Hendrik.

2640
02:16:51,420 --> 02:16:52,100
Slip of the Hendrik.

2641
02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:55,300
Right into the side hatch of the rat catcher.

2642
02:16:55,640 --> 02:16:56,820
And nobody is there.

2643
02:16:57,460 --> 02:16:59,080
And it glides past the post.

2644
02:16:59,600 --> 02:17:02,760
And you've got to think maybe Hendrik has had his day tonight.

2645
02:17:03,620 --> 02:17:05,680
I'm not sure if he's seen much of the ball.

2646
02:17:05,780 --> 02:17:06,620
It's been all out there.

2647
02:17:07,620 --> 02:17:08,060
Upstate.

2648
02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:10,920
Weejo FC with the tip there.

2649
02:17:11,000 --> 02:17:11,540
The one euro.

2650
02:17:12,100 --> 02:17:13,280
Thank you very much for that.

2651
02:17:14,180 --> 02:17:17,080
Quickly, uh, just take away the, uh.

2652
02:17:17,380 --> 02:17:19,920
We want to show that lad in who was saying that we want to play.

2653
02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:21,060
And we want to show him the camera.

2654
02:17:23,060 --> 02:17:24,560
We've nothing to prove, Tommy.

2655
02:17:24,700 --> 02:17:27,360
Because we both know we're honest men here.

2656
02:17:27,700 --> 02:17:28,240
And, uh.

2657
02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:31,960
I mean, let's think about this as well.

2658
02:17:32,560 --> 02:17:35,120
Even if I were to be replaying matches.

2659
02:17:35,880 --> 02:17:37,020
Uh, that would take some.

2660
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:39,280
I mean, I, I'm, I'm well able to do it.

2661
02:17:39,360 --> 02:17:40,140
Let's just say that.

2662
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:46,140
Would I be arsed in having to cut back then to, to Connor Williams who's at the score station.

2663
02:17:46,280 --> 02:17:47,780
Who's doing his fill-in bits.

2664
02:17:48,180 --> 02:17:50,980
And then he moves those, he moves the scores of the teams.

2665
02:17:51,620 --> 02:17:53,960
In conjunction and in tandem with the words he's saying.

2666
02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:54,960
Would he be able to do it?

2667
02:17:55,120 --> 02:17:55,580
Do you know what?

2668
02:17:56,180 --> 02:17:57,100
He probably could do it.

2669
02:17:57,240 --> 02:17:58,260
He's, he's cute that fucker.

2670
02:17:59,920 --> 02:18:01,120
But is he arse doing it?

2671
02:18:01,180 --> 02:18:03,260
Is that, is that a bigger operation that is necessary?

2672
02:18:03,560 --> 02:18:04,220
Probably is, yeah.

2673
02:18:04,900 --> 02:18:05,480
Maybe, look.

2674
02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:07,060
We haven't got to world class mode.

2675
02:18:07,180 --> 02:18:09,960
And we haven't got to ultimate player mode.

2676
02:18:10,960 --> 02:18:15,540
Who knows what level, the commentary could be non-existent if it gets to that level.

2677
02:18:16,680 --> 02:18:21,100
Yeah, and you can see here, the surprise package boys are seeing more of the ball,

2678
02:18:21,380 --> 02:18:25,720
the more into the, uh, the depth of, of the chat we go.

2679
02:18:26,140 --> 02:18:26,760
But it's Ireland.

2680
02:18:27,240 --> 02:18:27,680
With Long.

2681
02:18:27,920 --> 02:18:28,260
Long!

2682
02:18:28,980 --> 02:18:30,960
Off the cracker jacker post!

2683
02:18:33,060 --> 02:18:34,100
Could you believe it?

2684
02:18:34,960 --> 02:18:35,740
I could believe it.

2685
02:18:36,500 --> 02:18:37,640
Great strike from Long.

2686
02:18:38,480 --> 02:18:40,060
A real whipper-snapper.

2687
02:18:40,060 --> 02:18:44,180
Ricochet right back off that perthy post.

2688
02:18:44,880 --> 02:18:45,700
The 12th man.

2689
02:18:46,940 --> 02:18:49,860
For these surprise package boys.

2690
02:18:50,360 --> 02:18:51,760
The SPBs.

2691
02:18:52,460 --> 02:18:57,780
Tell you, it's actually, it feels less dodgier than actually saying the name of the country.

2692
02:18:58,560 --> 02:19:02,200
One slip up there and it really would be Cancelado City.

2693
02:19:02,860 --> 02:19:06,460
Yeah, look, we need to maintain all eyes on the ball in the game.

2694
02:19:07,000 --> 02:19:08,200
And focus on the Irish boys.

2695
02:19:08,540 --> 02:19:12,300
Getting that ball into the back of that rat trap with Shane Long.

2696
02:19:12,660 --> 02:19:13,300
Shane Long!

2697
02:19:13,620 --> 02:19:14,980
And it's COVID-19!

2698
02:19:15,660 --> 02:19:16,820
You know what I mean!

2699
02:19:16,820 --> 02:19:22,740
One more time, we're gonna isolate.

2700
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:26,580
Oh yeah, alright, don't get that COVID.

2701
02:19:27,360 --> 02:19:29,480
Ooh, yeah.

2702
02:19:29,480 --> 02:19:31,680
Self-isolation.

2703
02:19:33,000 --> 02:19:33,640
Tonight.

2704
02:19:33,640 --> 02:19:33,680
Ooh.

2705
02:19:35,680 --> 02:19:37,240
Alright.

2706
02:19:39,160 --> 02:19:41,380
Lovely stuff from the boys in green.

2707
02:19:42,420 --> 02:19:43,400
Taking it left.

2708
02:19:43,760 --> 02:19:44,780
Taking it right.

2709
02:19:45,160 --> 02:19:46,480
Taking it down the center.

2710
02:19:46,480 --> 02:19:48,040
We're here all night.

2711
02:19:48,040 --> 02:19:50,160
We're here all night.

2712
02:19:50,160 --> 02:19:50,280
We're here all night.

2713
02:19:51,840 --> 02:19:54,520
And we'll be here tomorrow and the day after that.

2714
02:19:54,760 --> 02:19:56,180
And the day after that.

2715
02:19:56,760 --> 02:19:59,100
Don't know what the hell you're talking about, Tommy.

2716
02:19:59,620 --> 02:20:01,020
But it's Ireland 4.

2717
02:20:02,020 --> 02:20:03,460
Montenegro 0.

2718
02:20:04,080 --> 02:20:07,120
And we're winning the match that we wanted to win, Thomas.

2719
02:20:08,600 --> 02:20:09,400
Knockout phase.

2720
02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:10,620
First knockout game.

2721
02:20:11,140 --> 02:20:11,680
And look at this.

2722
02:20:11,720 --> 02:20:12,940
Another knockout blow approaching.

2723
02:20:13,480 --> 02:20:14,500
And it is Shane Long.

2724
02:20:14,580 --> 02:20:16,020
Can he get onto the end of that ball?

2725
02:20:16,120 --> 02:20:16,340
No.

2726
02:20:16,440 --> 02:20:17,440
It's too fast for him.

2727
02:20:17,520 --> 02:20:17,940
Too fast.

2728
02:20:18,020 --> 02:20:18,580
Too furious.

2729
02:20:19,060 --> 02:20:20,000
Tokyo drift.

2730
02:20:20,440 --> 02:20:21,100
And Long's here.

2731
02:20:21,560 --> 02:20:22,520
He's giving it back to Arter.

2732
02:20:22,840 --> 02:20:23,160
Stevens.

2733
02:20:23,500 --> 02:20:23,940
To Arter.

2734
02:20:24,320 --> 02:20:24,660
Arter.

2735
02:20:25,080 --> 02:20:26,080
Tries to find someone in the middle.

2736
02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:27,020
Indeed there's no one there.

2737
02:20:27,160 --> 02:20:28,080
But he does want to find Brady.

2738
02:20:28,240 --> 02:20:28,840
The Brady ball.

2739
02:20:29,040 --> 02:20:29,460
Into Long.

2740
02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:29,840
Turn.

2741
02:20:30,040 --> 02:20:30,280
Shoot.

2742
02:20:30,520 --> 02:20:30,760
Long.

2743
02:20:30,940 --> 02:20:32,400
Deflected off the Montenegro nads.

2744
02:20:32,560 --> 02:20:33,680
And it's out to the middle shifter.

2745
02:20:34,040 --> 02:20:35,060
Someone's got the gear stick.

2746
02:20:35,220 --> 02:20:35,880
And it's naughty.

2747
02:20:35,880 --> 02:20:38,160
And he heads right back into the rat catchers.

2748
02:20:38,460 --> 02:20:39,100
And they've got the ball.

2749
02:20:39,700 --> 02:20:41,920
And they send it into the middle earth.

2750
02:20:42,860 --> 02:20:45,460
Mordor area of the all-seeing eye.

2751
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:47,240
Sean Bean.

2752
02:20:47,540 --> 02:20:48,600
Sean Breen.

2753
02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:50,940
Whoever the hell you want to bring on.

2754
02:20:50,980 --> 02:20:52,140
He's not on the scene anymore.

2755
02:20:52,280 --> 02:20:53,180
It's too far gone.

2756
02:20:53,820 --> 02:20:55,240
Lovely headband by your man.

2757
02:20:55,800 --> 02:20:57,160
Great headband by Backage.

2758
02:20:57,760 --> 02:20:59,160
He had that in the back package.

2759
02:20:59,620 --> 02:21:00,880
And he brought it to the match.

2760
02:21:01,380 --> 02:21:02,700
They said, why are you wearing a headband?

2761
02:21:03,460 --> 02:21:04,660
They said, I'll do what I want.

2762
02:21:06,220 --> 02:21:06,960
Fair enough.

2763
02:21:07,820 --> 02:21:09,440
It's a free kick to go here.

2764
02:21:09,580 --> 02:21:10,660
They're going to try and take it.

2765
02:21:10,720 --> 02:21:11,420
And take it well.

2766
02:21:11,580 --> 02:21:11,980
It's Brady.

2767
02:21:12,620 --> 02:21:14,860
Gives the ball in to a lad out in firepower.

2768
02:21:15,000 --> 02:21:15,820
Their danger box.

2769
02:21:15,820 --> 02:21:17,640
And it looks like Stevens is on the balloon.

2770
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:18,840
Sends a floater in.

2771
02:21:19,040 --> 02:21:19,340
Artur.

2772
02:21:21,280 --> 02:21:23,660
Artur nearly had five if he'd have connected onto that.

2773
02:21:23,760 --> 02:21:24,640
Hendrik from range.

2774
02:21:24,960 --> 02:21:26,060
Hendrik from range.

2775
02:21:26,940 --> 02:21:28,080
Just saved.

2776
02:21:28,640 --> 02:21:29,880
by the goalkeeper.

2777
02:21:29,880 --> 02:21:35,700
puts it out wide for an Irish corner ball.

2778
02:21:35,700 --> 02:21:36,700
great play from.

2779
02:21:36,700 --> 02:21:37,920
Great play from Hendrik.

2780
02:21:38,480 --> 02:21:42,840
Sticking that ball right into Pam Sting's golf resort.

2781
02:21:43,440 --> 02:21:46,980
That goalie's palms are going to be stinging stung all night.

2782
02:21:48,120 --> 02:21:55,700
Thanks so much Fanny for that tip there and a big shout out to all the Schmellers the rest of the Schmeller crew

2783
02:21:56,800 --> 02:22:04,600
God be with the good old days. We hope they're well. Yep big shout out to the Schmellers. You shall go pintin with the Schmellers

2784
02:22:05,940 --> 02:22:13,000
Good fellas Schmellers is good fellas. Wheelin ball. It's terrible and it goes into the mix-up and it's blasted away by the

2785
02:22:13,320 --> 02:22:19,340
Surprise packages the SPB's don't get the ball out well and it's the Irish boys. Erter for four and

2786
02:22:20,340 --> 02:22:25,820
It's Hendrick Hendrick sends the Coleman ball out to Coleman Lodge B&B Hotel

2787
02:22:26,100 --> 02:22:32,540
Done deal done it on booking.com yesterday. They say they're struggling never struggled harder at the moment

2788
02:22:32,540 --> 02:22:37,520
But everyone is struggling. It's COVID-19 in the current times the current climate. It's a strange one

2789
02:22:37,520 --> 02:22:40,520
But we will get through it. It's not as bad as it could be

2790
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:46,840
It's not as bad as that ball anyway that came in from a wire nestled snugly in the goalkeepers clutch

2791
02:22:47,540 --> 02:22:54,120
Lovely better clutch work and he sends out a clutch ball to 23 who doesn't get on to the end of it for island scoop it up

2792
02:22:54,120 --> 02:22:58,440
It's a bobbly number. It's in the central mixing unit to the Bobble boys

2793
02:22:58,440 --> 02:23:02,840
They're trying to bobble a couple of balloons into the central piss house right now

2794
02:23:03,420 --> 02:23:04,700
Stevens is

2795
02:23:04,700 --> 02:23:07,700
Careful careful. You don't want to give away a penalty. We've seen it yesterday

2796
02:23:08,400 --> 02:23:10,400
Dangerous games these lads are playing

2797
02:23:11,040 --> 02:23:13,040
pure danger ball

2798
02:23:13,040 --> 02:23:19,880
Pure danger ball is right McGuire first time touch to find long McGoldrick. I beg your pardon. He has McGoldrick. He's got pace

2799
02:23:19,880 --> 02:23:24,080
Not enough to see the fucking challenge out mind your language. Please stop swearing

2800
02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:29,800
Apologies for the language, but we're four and up in the knockout phase of the urals. You gotta give us something

2801
02:23:30,340 --> 02:23:32,340
You gotta give us something

2802
02:23:32,940 --> 02:23:33,940
BBC

2803
02:23:33,940 --> 02:23:35,940
Sky sports

2804
02:23:37,580 --> 02:23:38,580
Please

2805
02:23:38,580 --> 02:23:42,220
You gotta give us something we won't swear on air

2806
02:23:42,220 --> 02:23:46,820
We're just passionate lads. We're just passionate. That's the case

2807
02:23:47,700 --> 02:23:52,220
Montenegro now looking to shift the balloon into a bit of a workspace something that they can do with it

2808
02:23:52,220 --> 02:23:54,060
He does a fancy turn a pirouette

2809
02:23:54,220 --> 02:24:00,740
Ballonaristic in its concept but shite in its execution. Harry Arter. Arter the hat-trick hero

2810
02:24:00,740 --> 02:24:06,200
He gives the ball out to McGuire on that flank McGuire finds McGoldrick this fuck all on the ball

2811
02:24:06,200 --> 02:24:11,200
But he manages to claim his shtick. McGoldrick sends the balloon in first time from long

2812
02:24:11,200 --> 02:24:18,440
Oh, just wide of the rat trap and it's an insane concept gone wild

2813
02:24:18,440 --> 02:24:21,660
I've said it before I'll say it again

2814
02:24:22,100 --> 02:24:27,000
It's wet. It's wild. It's Ireland and we just don't stop

2815
02:24:27,000 --> 02:24:34,860
Brendan fortune tell you something we're the fortunate sons tonight. We're on the receiving end of your gift packages and we just gotta say to you

2816
02:24:34,860 --> 02:24:41,760
Yeah, thanks so so much very kind very kind hearted and thank you so much. Thank you very much. And that's it for Ireland

2817
02:24:42,240 --> 02:24:47,500
Three goals from Arter a final kiss on the cheek from long. I beg your pardon

2818
02:24:47,500 --> 02:24:56,240
It was a it was an elbow bump. There were no kissing going on between the surprise package lads or us boys and Harry Arcer. I beg your pardon Arter

2819
02:24:56,240 --> 02:24:58,260
walks off with that match ball.

2820
02:24:58,680 --> 02:25:01,460
Simic is livid with the rest of his crew.

2821
02:25:02,160 --> 02:25:03,920
And could you bloody blame him?

2822
02:25:04,400 --> 02:25:05,140
No, you can't.

2823
02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:09,200
I had my snake skin boots on for the duration of this match.

2824
02:25:09,460 --> 02:25:10,240
Why is that, Tommy?

2825
02:25:10,320 --> 02:25:13,740
Why would you wear a pair of such ludicrous boots

2826
02:25:13,740 --> 02:25:15,500
for a game of football?

2827
02:25:15,600 --> 02:25:16,980
No one's looking at your feet, sure.

2828
02:25:18,000 --> 02:25:19,560
No one's looking at my feet,

2829
02:25:19,560 --> 02:25:20,940
but I know when I'm wearing them

2830
02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:23,120
that we're going to win.

2831
02:25:23,360 --> 02:25:24,100
Is that the crack?

2832
02:25:24,460 --> 02:25:26,940
Really, yes, though, I wasn't wearing them for, um,

2833
02:25:27,880 --> 02:25:28,980
those games where we threw.

2834
02:25:29,780 --> 02:25:31,720
And tell me more about the snake skin boots.

2835
02:25:31,960 --> 02:25:32,900
Who'd you get them off?

2836
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:33,660
Where'd you get them off?

2837
02:25:34,600 --> 02:25:35,100
Dundale.

2838
02:25:35,920 --> 02:25:36,820
No way.

2839
02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:39,300
Yeah, got them on Dundale.

2840
02:25:39,380 --> 02:25:39,960
Guess how much?

2841
02:25:40,980 --> 02:25:41,580
100 euro.

2842
02:25:42,480 --> 02:25:42,800
Lower.

2843
02:25:44,800 --> 02:25:45,540
70 euro.

2844
02:25:45,900 --> 02:25:46,200
Lower.

2845
02:25:46,860 --> 02:25:47,500
50 euro.

2846
02:25:48,880 --> 02:25:49,760
45 euro.

2847
02:25:50,160 --> 02:25:51,280
Fuck off, no way!

2848
02:25:52,720 --> 02:25:53,720
Serious stuff.

2849
02:25:53,980 --> 02:25:54,320
40.

2850
02:25:54,320 --> 02:25:54,420
40.

2851
02:25:54,780 --> 02:25:56,620
He even actually gave me another couple of euros.

2852
02:25:56,840 --> 02:25:57,520
43 euro.

2853
02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:59,260
I got no way!

2854
02:26:00,300 --> 02:26:04,220
Yep, and they're pure snakeskin made from Australian snakes.

2855
02:26:04,340 --> 02:26:05,340
This box is from Australia.

2856
02:26:05,920 --> 02:26:07,280
I got no way!

2857
02:26:08,140 --> 02:26:08,420
Yeah.

2858
02:26:09,140 --> 02:26:10,320
Gave me the pair of them.

2859
02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:13,020
A few sachets of silica gel.

2860
02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:16,180
And a fucking new box he's made out of timber.

2861
02:26:16,860 --> 02:26:18,100
I got no way!

2862
02:26:18,960 --> 02:26:19,520
Yep.

2863
02:26:21,520 --> 02:26:22,240
Australian bockin.

2864
02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:24,220
Snake skin Australian booth done Dundale.

2865
02:26:24,220 --> 02:26:25,980
Bop, bop, bop, bop!

2866
02:26:25,980 --> 02:26:26,700
Bop, bop, bop!

2867
02:26:27,780 --> 02:26:28,060
Yep.

2868
02:26:29,200 --> 02:26:30,260
Crocodile Dundale.

2869
02:26:31,580 --> 02:26:32,760
Bop, bop, bop, bop!

2870
02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:55,620
How's it going, guys?

2871
02:26:55,620 --> 02:27:02,500
Connor William Beck with the first knockout round results here in the UEFA Euro 2020 tournament on Montenegro 2.

2872
02:27:03,160 --> 02:27:05,520
And with the Montenegro lads, we got zero.

2873
02:27:05,900 --> 02:27:07,180
And Ireland scored them.

2874
02:27:07,260 --> 02:27:09,680
Just scored, scored, scored, scored again.

2875
02:27:10,460 --> 02:27:12,180
And took them to the cleaning house.

2876
02:27:13,240 --> 02:27:16,020
The Iceland boys got two past the North Macedonians.

2877
02:27:16,120 --> 02:27:21,240
Turkey failed the final hurdle of extra time in a 1-2 defeat to Switzerland.

2878
02:27:22,080 --> 02:27:23,500
The Swedish boys are through.

2879
02:27:23,860 --> 02:27:26,000
They took the Serbs to Serbia town.

2880
02:27:26,740 --> 02:27:32,020
The Polats are arch rivals and enemies from our group stage.

2881
02:27:32,460 --> 02:27:38,760
Managed to stick four scores past the Belgian boys and also the Croats.

2882
02:27:39,180 --> 02:27:41,020
Managed to have a sneaky bit of luck there.

2883
02:27:41,460 --> 02:27:45,940
Getting 6-5 on pennos against the Great Danes.

2884
02:27:46,520 --> 02:27:48,280
Who failed there.

2885
02:27:48,440 --> 02:27:49,760
It's a shame about those guys.

2886
02:27:50,280 --> 02:27:52,220
I really thought that the Danes would do well.

2887
02:27:53,240 --> 02:27:56,020
Considering they always do so well against us.

2888
02:27:56,120 --> 02:27:59,500
Or they usually do make us sing for a supper.

2889
02:28:00,260 --> 02:28:01,340
The Spaniards, yeah.

2890
02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:02,760
They won up against the Norwegians.

2891
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:06,380
Czech Republic got scored against four times by the Netherlands.

2892
02:28:06,620 --> 02:28:08,460
The Dutch lads just want to keep scoring.

2893
02:28:09,180 --> 02:28:10,400
Don't stop doing that.

2894
02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:11,880
And I tell you something else.

2895
02:28:12,100 --> 02:28:12,920
I tell you, 90.

2896
02:28:13,240 --> 02:28:14,480
It's not even in it at the moment.

2897
02:28:14,780 --> 02:28:19,060
Ireland looking very tasty as they go into the semi-final against Iceland.

2898
02:28:19,860 --> 02:28:21,580
And those good Janssens.

2899
02:28:21,760 --> 02:28:23,560
Those sick Europe good Janssens.

2900
02:28:23,740 --> 02:28:24,640
Those Bjorks.

2901
02:28:25,440 --> 02:28:29,520
Those Icelandic kind of murder mystery dramas.

2902
02:28:29,740 --> 02:28:32,400
You've got the Sigur Rós lads.

2903
02:28:32,540 --> 02:28:39,140
They're going to be watching and scoring the match in an etherealistic thing of artistic beauty.

2904
02:28:39,320 --> 02:28:46,020
Whilst the Swiss are going to be consolidating all their gold and hoarding lots of treasure beneath mountains.

2905
02:28:46,540 --> 02:28:50,360
Rigged to blow in the event of an impending foreign invasion.

2906
02:28:51,000 --> 02:28:51,720
The Swedes.

2907
02:28:51,820 --> 02:28:52,960
They have old money.

2908
02:28:53,160 --> 02:28:54,580
They're rubbing their old money together.

2909
02:28:54,760 --> 02:28:56,920
So they're going to be lumped in there with the Swiss.

2910
02:28:57,000 --> 02:28:58,300
The Swiss and the Swedes.

2911
02:28:59,460 --> 02:29:01,020
Bonavs of the same cart.

2912
02:29:01,680 --> 02:29:03,060
In that little respect.

2913
02:29:03,340 --> 02:29:04,120
The Polats.

2914
02:29:04,480 --> 02:29:05,300
You better believe it.

2915
02:29:05,500 --> 02:29:07,700
They're coming out of the rat trap like whippets.

2916
02:29:08,420 --> 02:29:12,320
There have been trained and fed and watered and looked at.

2917
02:29:12,460 --> 02:29:12,840
Incredibly.

2918
02:29:13,060 --> 02:29:14,860
We've seen a hell of a lot of bad news.

2919
02:29:15,680 --> 02:29:16,920
Passed by all the Greyhounds.

2920
02:29:17,100 --> 02:29:17,740
Especially in Ireland.

2921
02:29:18,300 --> 02:29:19,960
I just want to get away and say this.

2922
02:29:20,480 --> 02:29:21,500
Never endorse it.

2923
02:29:22,140 --> 02:29:24,100
I'm not going to start.

2924
02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:26,800
But as for the Croats.

2925
02:29:27,020 --> 02:29:30,920
They're going to be doing a little bit of work against the Polish boys in the semis.

2926
02:29:31,220 --> 02:29:32,140
The Spaniards.

2927
02:29:33,080 --> 02:29:35,100
Got a tasty fixture up against the Dutch.

2928
02:29:35,180 --> 02:29:36,280
I'd love to watch that one.

2929
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:39,160
But it doesn't give the option to do it in the main menu.

2930
02:29:39,540 --> 02:29:45,220
And of course Francis and Tomasin do have to play their final game here.

2931
02:29:45,920 --> 02:29:46,520
And ultimately.

2932
02:29:46,860 --> 02:29:47,140
Hopefully.

2933
02:29:47,620 --> 02:29:49,160
Against Iceland.

2934
02:29:49,360 --> 02:29:53,720
Stay with us for more soccer ball coming up on Network 2.

2935
02:29:53,800 --> 02:29:54,620
I promise to be amazing.

2936
02:29:54,900 --> 02:29:55,400
Modric.

2937
02:29:55,820 --> 02:29:56,340
Modric.

2938
02:29:56,780 --> 02:29:57,300
Modric.

2939
02:29:57,800 --> 02:29:58,200
Modric.

2940
02:29:58,800 --> 02:30:06,320
36 laps remain here at Monza for the Magenti Morelli Allianz Grand Prix of Italy.

2941
02:30:06,320 --> 02:30:13,500
and it's Ruperty Rubens Barrichello's leading the race with an amazing aplomb.

2942
02:30:14,300 --> 02:30:19,460
And we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had fun.

2943
02:30:20,000 --> 02:30:21,620
We had seasons in the sun.

2944
02:30:22,700 --> 02:30:28,580
But I'm afraid the joy couldn't last because Ruperty Lubanger busted out of class early

2945
02:30:28,580 --> 02:30:34,500
and said, listen, guys, I'm only a kid now, but you keep your eye on the ball

2946
02:30:34,500 --> 02:30:37,480
and in a few years' time I'm going to be the greatest of all time.

2947
02:30:37,640 --> 02:30:41,880
The goat, the male sheep, but all that is for the fairies.

2948
02:30:42,200 --> 02:30:45,240
As we look at the standings at the moment, it's brought to you by Siemens.

2949
02:30:45,740 --> 02:30:48,820
It's Rubens Barrichello, Juan Pablo Montoya, nine seconds off the pace.

2950
02:30:49,340 --> 02:30:53,020
Michael, Ralph, Jean Arlesi, Kimi Räikkönen, Joss Verstappen.

2951
02:30:54,960 --> 02:30:58,220
It's a Vodafone-istic kind of race at the moment.

2952
02:30:58,220 --> 02:31:03,680
There's a lot of sand gravel which has been shipped in by Sandmasters.ie.

2953
02:31:03,680 --> 02:31:09,320
Ireland's and indeed Europe's premier sand house.

2954
02:31:10,040 --> 02:31:10,940
And look at this now.

2955
02:31:11,600 --> 02:31:12,560
Miho Shumisher.

2956
02:31:14,080 --> 02:31:19,020
Miho Shumisher has gone into the pitch shack for a new set of balloons.

2957
02:31:19,660 --> 02:31:21,420
He's taken a long time though.

2958
02:31:21,860 --> 02:31:23,660
Eight-second pitch shack maneuver.

2959
02:31:24,200 --> 02:31:25,920
It's a long time gone.

2960
02:31:25,920 --> 02:31:27,880
And I don't know what happened there.

2961
02:31:28,320 --> 02:31:32,020
It looked like somebody dropped the bollock on the balloon box.

2962
02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:38,080
And his right-side hatch puzzler was left splaying out in front of everyone to say.

2963
02:31:38,200 --> 02:31:40,280
People were turning around in disgust.

2964
02:31:40,460 --> 02:31:40,800
They were.

2965
02:31:41,900 --> 02:31:43,340
And I tell you something.

2966
02:31:44,400 --> 02:31:45,640
Rubens Barrichello.

2967
02:31:46,320 --> 02:31:47,160
What's he on?

2968
02:31:47,660 --> 02:31:49,800
And we've got another Ferrari coming in now.

2969
02:31:49,880 --> 02:31:50,620
I beg your pardon.

2970
02:31:50,680 --> 02:31:51,160
It's not.

2971
02:31:51,860 --> 02:31:53,220
It's not a Ferrari.

2972
02:31:53,960 --> 02:31:55,400
And there's nobody there.

2973
02:31:55,780 --> 02:31:57,000
There's nobody there.

2974
02:31:57,080 --> 02:31:58,240
Nobody there either.

2975
02:31:58,940 --> 02:31:59,740
And who's this?

2976
02:32:00,580 --> 02:32:01,720
I don't know.

2977
02:32:01,860 --> 02:32:03,720
Connor Williams.

2978
02:32:03,720 --> 02:32:22,680
Modric, Modric.

2979
02:32:29,360 --> 02:32:55,000
The scene is set. The football stadium is ready. The players are primed. It's the world, it's the European UEFA 2020 quarter-final between Ireland and Iceland.

2980
02:32:55,000 --> 02:33:07,000
Welcome back to proceedings. Thank you very much to Kinky John Fowler for a double tipper there that came through during the interim period between the match. Very, very kind of you.

2981
02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:17,000
Very kind of you. Thank you very much, sir. Look at this. An early Kinky John Fowler moment to appreciate the situation that's not going on. Just so that anyone is, uh...

2982
02:33:17,000 --> 02:33:27,000
I don't want anyone to be under any illusion that I'm not playing this game. Sure, this does prove nothing ultimately, but I mean, we are playing the feckin' thing.

2983
02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:35,000
Hopefully that proves to them, I mean, even though it doesn't really prove nothing. I'm kind of just going... I bet you...

2984
02:33:35,000 --> 02:33:49,000
It would be just too much work for you to be arsed doing... you know, the other way. Lookers, it's not like I'm playing amazing games, right? I mean, I did... we pulled off a chip shot goal from a Goldrick yesterday, but we were 4-0 up.

2985
02:33:49,000 --> 02:33:56,000
Oh! Cross from Whelan. Very close. Just a whisker away from winning.

2986
02:33:56,000 --> 02:34:01,000
Yeah, can you get rid of the porridge, Tom, on the screen? The porridge is still on the screen.

2987
02:34:01,000 --> 02:34:10,000
One moment. I've had to pause the game, Tommy. It's taking the momentum out the game. You're making the porridge big again, man.

2988
02:34:10,000 --> 02:34:17,000
Just turn it off. Just one click. One click is all it takes. Dua Lipa.

2989
02:34:17,000 --> 02:34:29,000
Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa. Turn it off, Tom. Dua Lipa. Please, Tom. You're ruining everything, Tom. You're ruining everything.

2990
02:34:29,000 --> 02:34:40,000
She's gone now. She's gone now. Thanks very much for that. And we're underway. Proper style. No porridge on the screen. Full on match. That's what we want. That's what we came. That's what professionalism is.

2991
02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:54,000
You don't see the boys on the BBC boys doing porridge boys, do you boys? Never happens. Who would eat their breakfast at work? And on a camera as well. Just wouldn't happen.

2992
02:34:54,000 --> 02:35:06,000
Yeah, but they're too, you know, work-like. You know, those boys, they don't even give proper answers, like. They're scripted lads and they're trying to just make a slick production.

2993
02:35:06,000 --> 02:35:20,000
As Ireland look to make a slick bit of production work here with the ball. Their productive rate is very good. They're reproducing. And also, they've seized the James McLeans of production on the right-hand wing. And Karl Marx is gonna send a lovely bit of manifesto in.

2994
02:35:20,000 --> 02:35:26,380
in. It reaches Nobody. The Nobody's Own podcast I'm actually listening to at the moment about

2995
02:35:26,380 --> 02:35:32,120
a man who killed a load of lads over in London. What? Yeah, it's from Meath or something.

2996
02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:40,420
Yeah, what's that podcast? Yeah, it's a podcast. What's it called? Nobody's Own. Where did

2997
02:35:40,420 --> 02:35:47,880
I get that? On a podcast app or something, eh? In this book, he killed a lot of people,

2998
02:35:47,880 --> 02:35:54,200
eh? He did. As Arthur looking to kill these Icelandic lads, not literally. There's no

2999
02:35:54,200 --> 02:35:58,360
murder here. It's just football by getting the balloon down to the right flank. And Robbie

3000
02:35:58,360 --> 02:36:02,160
Brady now. He's got support with Coleman. Will he use him? Indeed, he does. Floats the ball

3001
02:36:02,160 --> 02:36:07,920
into the mixer, but it hits, rather, off of the chest of a man. That man is from Iceland.

3002
02:36:08,520 --> 02:36:13,560
Indeed, he is playing against us. Hendrik has the ball man. Gives it out to Arthur. Arthur.

3003
02:36:14,380 --> 02:36:18,580
Patrick, hero from the last match. Lovely bit of play here. Stephens. Out to Maguire. Maguire.

3004
02:36:18,900 --> 02:36:25,520
Floats it in. Finds Noon. Long. Good header. But the referee blows up on his magic pipe of peace

3005
02:36:25,520 --> 02:36:33,160
to signify, probably, that that was offside. Yeah. Shane Long again. It's a shame about him

3006
02:36:33,160 --> 02:36:37,740
always going offside because he would probably always score the golden chances that he has.

3007
02:36:38,360 --> 02:36:42,840
Yeah, I wouldn't score that one, though. It was too far out from the situation room, so to speak.

3008
02:36:43,120 --> 02:36:49,580
Kinky John Fowler, thank you very much. In for the hat trick, you say. Well, in for the penny, in for the pound. Thank you very much for that.

3009
02:36:49,700 --> 02:36:56,600
Kinky John Fowler sticking around. And a lovely character, too. One of my favourites. And I tell you this,

3010
02:36:56,720 --> 02:37:00,220
Hendrik, one of my favourites of the tournament. Yeah, he's really pulled it out the bag.

3011
02:37:01,720 --> 02:37:07,800
Link-up play with Brady has been second to none. Lovely bit of Abraham link-up play goes a-begging there as the

3012
02:37:07,800 --> 02:37:15,160
Icelandic slanderers send out a few slanderous messages in the format of ball to our space.

3013
02:37:15,160 --> 02:37:31,920
We say, listen, lads. Shady on. Stay in your lane. We're gonna fucking head back at you now with our own bit of slander. As Maguire keeps the balloon in position. He turns his man, but your man fouls him. And, oh, great bit of foul work, actually, for Maguire.

3014
02:37:32,160 --> 02:37:37,240
Great stuff. Nice bit of falling over. And that's just what we need on the edge of their area.

3015
02:37:37,620 --> 02:37:45,180
It's not cheating. It's fine. It's part and parcel of the game. And if you say anything different, you don't understand what you're talking about.

3016
02:37:46,180 --> 02:37:58,160
Aram was raised, in fairness. Yeah, on the replay, you can see his arm went into your man's face. And KSI, that YouTuber, is sponsoring these guys.

3017
02:37:58,160 --> 02:38:05,680
Because it says KSI on the jerseys. Don't know what that's about. But your man Brady is about to send an absolute balloon smasher into the middle of the park.

3018
02:38:05,900 --> 02:38:16,640
And it's headed away by Iceland. And it's gonna go out for an Irish throw. Ireland looking to build a steam with a grain of rice here on the edge of the Icelandic's danger box.

3019
02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:24,420
With Coleman and the boys forming triangles. Illuminati, Jay-Z, Beyonce Knowles, no less. No. There's a bit of slice happening.

3020
02:38:24,580 --> 02:38:33,840
And it's slice and dice at the moment, as Iceland try to harry the ball, hustle it into our area. But Richie Keogh is all about the kung fu hustle.

3021
02:38:34,180 --> 02:38:44,920
And he's doing a left-right twisty-turny maneuvering yoke. And Glenn Whelan has a little bit of Whelan ball. Whelan deals it out into the central mixing unit. Lovely Brady. Ball to long. It's offside.

3022
02:38:44,920 --> 02:39:00,060
You gotta watch when you're shouting as well, Tom. Because it might peak on the thing.

3023
02:39:00,200 --> 02:39:00,820
Come on, the boys!

3024
02:39:02,660 --> 02:39:05,660
You need to move away from the mic when you shout as well as burp.

3025
02:39:06,860 --> 02:39:07,280
HF.

3026
02:39:08,800 --> 02:39:11,740
Harry Arter, the hat-trick hero from the last game.

3027
02:39:13,540 --> 02:39:16,520
Passes the ball up. It's cut out by Iceland. Iceland.

3028
02:39:16,980 --> 02:39:21,040
Iceland and Dyson with death now. They've got ice cubes strapped to them. They're cool on the ball.

3029
02:39:21,520 --> 02:39:22,260
I'll tell you this.

3030
02:39:22,720 --> 02:39:26,100
They're looking a little bit cooler now as they've got the danger ball on the edge of the danger box.

3031
02:39:26,200 --> 02:39:27,320
It's cut out well by Hendrik.

3032
02:39:27,600 --> 02:39:28,380
Squares it to Whelan.

3033
02:39:28,720 --> 02:39:29,820
Whelan's got Arter ahead of him.

3034
02:39:30,160 --> 02:39:30,580
He stops.

3035
02:39:30,860 --> 02:39:31,620
Considered his options.

3036
02:39:32,140 --> 02:39:33,520
Gives it back to Stephens on the wing.

3037
02:39:33,600 --> 02:39:35,120
And it's looking nice for Ireland now.

3038
02:39:35,200 --> 02:39:36,060
It's looking cosy.

3039
02:39:36,340 --> 02:39:38,000
Playing a bit of cosy ball on the wing.

3040
02:39:38,560 --> 02:39:39,320
And it's Maguire.

3041
02:39:39,960 --> 02:39:41,160
Sees someone ahead of him.

3042
02:39:41,260 --> 02:39:42,120
Indeed, he finds Long.

3043
02:39:42,220 --> 02:39:43,020
Long to Hendrik.

3044
02:39:43,500 --> 02:39:44,100
Foul referee.

3045
02:39:44,340 --> 02:39:44,740
Blow up.

3046
02:39:45,140 --> 02:39:46,220
No whistle has blown.

3047
02:39:46,700 --> 02:39:48,520
Looked like Long was fouled there by Iceland.

3048
02:39:49,220 --> 02:39:51,080
And these are corrupt FIFA officials.

3049
02:39:51,160 --> 02:39:51,840
What do you expect?

3050
02:39:51,980 --> 02:39:55,760
As Maguire is looking to clean up a bit of spillage on the outsteria.

3051
02:39:56,140 --> 02:39:57,800
And it's the outsteria work again.

3052
02:39:57,940 --> 02:39:59,760
As Patrick Hero Arter on the ball now.

3053
02:39:59,940 --> 02:40:00,820
Tries to find someone in the middle.

3054
02:40:00,900 --> 02:40:01,580
It's a shit pass.

3055
02:40:01,820 --> 02:40:02,840
Maguire gets on the end of it.

3056
02:40:02,880 --> 02:40:03,300
It's long.

3057
02:40:03,440 --> 02:40:03,920
It's time.

3058
02:40:04,080 --> 02:40:04,760
It's a long shot.

3059
02:40:04,960 --> 02:40:06,540
It's a long save.

3060
02:40:07,060 --> 02:40:07,880
By that man.

3061
02:40:09,220 --> 02:40:11,880
Iceland goalkeeper Christensen.

3062
02:40:13,420 --> 02:40:16,340
Rattlesnakes the ball out to the leads and the wings.

3063
02:40:17,340 --> 02:40:20,820
And it looks like legs 11 for Ireland at the moment.

3064
02:40:20,920 --> 02:40:22,080
Have they managed to get the ball back?

3065
02:40:22,120 --> 02:40:23,560
A little bit of luck in the bingo realm.

3066
02:40:23,980 --> 02:40:25,520
As they threw ball it up to Hendrik.

3067
02:40:25,740 --> 02:40:27,060
Hendrik one on one.

3068
02:40:27,060 --> 02:40:28,100
Surely Hendrik.

3069
02:40:28,440 --> 02:40:29,200
Surely Ireland.

3070
02:40:29,620 --> 02:40:30,500
Surely magic.

3071
02:40:30,920 --> 02:40:31,940
That's COVID-19.

3072
02:40:31,940 --> 02:40:32,940
That's Ireland.

3073
02:40:32,940 --> 02:40:34,200
That's what we mean.

3074
02:40:38,200 --> 02:40:40,160
One more time.

3075
02:40:40,240 --> 02:40:41,480
We're gonna isolate.

3076
02:40:42,320 --> 02:40:43,100
Oh yeah.

3077
02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:43,940
Alright.

3078
02:40:44,140 --> 02:40:45,320
Don't get that COVID.

3079
02:40:47,320 --> 02:40:48,340
Yeah.

3080
02:40:48,340 --> 02:40:49,120
Amazing work.

3081
02:40:49,180 --> 02:40:50,120
Self isolation.

3082
02:40:50,340 --> 02:40:51,360
Amazing work.

3083
02:40:51,900 --> 02:40:52,860
Amazing clay.

3084
02:40:53,540 --> 02:40:56,240
It never ever stops for Ireland.

3085
02:40:56,880 --> 02:40:58,560
Because we don't lie down.

3086
02:40:59,060 --> 02:41:00,060
And take a bit.

3087
02:41:00,060 --> 02:41:00,060
And take a bit.

3088
02:41:00,060 --> 02:41:04,800
Without giving a few kicks and digs back at the fuckers who's doing the bit.

3089
02:41:04,800 --> 02:41:06,080
Please Tommy.

3090
02:41:06,340 --> 02:41:07,160
Don't swear.

3091
02:41:07,880 --> 02:41:09,820
We never receive a bit.

3092
02:41:10,240 --> 02:41:13,220
Without giving back a retaliation bit.

3093
02:41:13,920 --> 02:41:14,920
A retaliating.

3094
02:41:16,080 --> 02:41:16,760
Yeah.

3095
02:41:16,760 --> 02:41:16,800
Yeah.

3096
02:41:16,940 --> 02:41:17,340
Iceland.

3097
02:41:17,340 --> 02:41:18,900
Are you retaliating?

3098
02:41:18,900 --> 02:41:19,340
Are you?

3099
02:41:19,860 --> 02:41:22,500
Because we've got a beating to retaliate to you.

3100
02:41:25,780 --> 02:41:26,640
Ireland one.

3101
02:41:26,960 --> 02:41:27,840
Iceland zero.

3102
02:41:28,300 --> 02:41:30,660
It's 43 minutes on the shot clock.

3103
02:41:31,120 --> 02:41:32,480
It's one goal to the good.

3104
02:41:32,940 --> 02:41:35,500
If I'd have told you earlier on this is the way it would have been.

3105
02:41:35,560 --> 02:41:37,480
You would have been saying get the hell out of town.

3106
02:41:37,980 --> 02:41:38,820
But it's the case.

3107
02:41:39,320 --> 02:41:41,000
And we're going to make another case again.

3108
02:41:41,320 --> 02:41:43,360
Down this middle hatcher with Harry Arter.

3109
02:41:43,760 --> 02:41:44,840
Sadly dispossessed.

3110
02:41:45,740 --> 02:41:47,260
And that's the last kick of the game.

3111
02:41:47,480 --> 02:41:48,640
The last throw of the dice.

3112
02:41:49,100 --> 02:41:50,700
The last sojourn.

3113
02:41:51,180 --> 02:41:54,340
Into a footballing slice of ball paradise.

3114
02:41:54,760 --> 02:41:55,860
What would you say Thomas?

3115
02:41:56,260 --> 02:41:57,400
I'd say that that's totally.

3116
02:41:58,120 --> 02:41:58,600
Positively.

3117
02:41:59,000 --> 02:41:59,360
True.

3118
02:42:00,100 --> 02:42:00,980
Unbelievable work.

3119
02:42:01,100 --> 02:42:01,580
But again.

3120
02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:03,820
A lot of work to be done for Ireland.

3121
02:42:04,460 --> 02:42:06,780
We didn't put away clear cut chances.

3122
02:42:06,960 --> 02:42:08,660
We didn't go the extra mile.

3123
02:42:08,840 --> 02:42:10,480
And make sure that ball was put to bed.

3124
02:42:11,860 --> 02:42:14,100
Brendan Fortune with a lovely tip there.

3125
02:42:14,380 --> 02:42:15,980
Thanks very much Brendan Fortune.

3126
02:42:16,620 --> 02:42:20,260
We are very fortunate to be in the receiving end of your fortune.

3127
02:42:20,500 --> 02:42:21,200
I have to say.

3128
02:42:21,680 --> 02:42:24,420
It must be like the fifth time he's chipped in here.

3129
02:42:25,200 --> 02:42:26,260
Fifth time I think.

3130
02:42:26,460 --> 02:42:27,160
Maybe even sixth.

3131
02:42:27,660 --> 02:42:28,540
Unbelievable stuff.

3132
02:42:29,060 --> 02:42:31,040
And very very kind of y'all as well.

3133
02:42:31,580 --> 02:42:33,540
Big shout out to everyone who's tuned in today.

3134
02:42:35,940 --> 02:42:37,580
We're having some great ball work.

3135
02:42:38,360 --> 02:42:42,040
That was clear cut foul actually on that respect from that angle.

3136
02:42:42,720 --> 02:42:44,480
Didn't really look like it at the time.

3137
02:42:47,060 --> 02:42:48,840
And did you choose this tune Tom?

3138
02:42:50,060 --> 02:42:50,740
I did yeah.

3139
02:42:51,080 --> 02:42:52,060
She's got a nice voice.

3140
02:42:52,420 --> 02:42:52,940
And who is it?

3141
02:42:53,000 --> 02:42:53,540
Who is it?

3142
02:42:53,540 --> 02:42:53,840
Who is it?

3143
02:42:54,500 --> 02:42:55,800
I don't know, some young one.

3144
02:43:00,140 --> 02:43:00,940
Hendrick goal.

3145
02:43:01,340 --> 02:43:02,260
Great stuff as well.

3146
02:43:02,520 --> 02:43:05,460
And there was a lovely assist from Long on that ball.

3147
02:43:06,080 --> 02:43:08,940
Yeah, and Long may his assists continue.

3148
02:43:10,220 --> 02:43:12,000
He's a great, great operator.

3149
02:43:12,660 --> 02:43:13,380
Really, really.

3150
02:43:13,880 --> 02:43:15,220
He's a rat-trap debater.

3151
02:43:16,560 --> 02:43:18,140
And he gets the job done.

3152
02:43:19,240 --> 02:43:20,140
He really does, actually.

3153
02:43:20,140 --> 02:43:24,080
It really instills a lot of passion in the hearts of the team as well.

3154
02:43:24,260 --> 02:43:27,800
His work doesn't go unchecked, doesn't go unnoticed.

3155
02:43:28,660 --> 02:43:30,220
And well done to him.

3156
02:43:33,240 --> 02:43:36,620
The second half underway here.

3157
02:43:37,740 --> 02:43:40,320
And Beam, thank you very much, Beaming.

3158
02:43:40,760 --> 02:43:42,720
Thank you very much for that.

3159
02:43:43,940 --> 02:43:45,320
That lovely bit of Beamish.

3160
02:43:46,000 --> 02:43:48,200
That's very kind of you, and I hope you're getting on well.

3161
02:43:50,980 --> 02:43:53,040
Thank you very much, Beamish.

3162
02:43:54,020 --> 02:43:55,660
Can you make...

3163
02:43:55,660 --> 02:43:56,480
Hi, Francis, you say.

3164
02:43:56,560 --> 02:43:56,680
Sorry.

3165
02:43:56,780 --> 02:44:00,680
Can you make these available for viewing after the live stream ends?

3166
02:44:01,180 --> 02:44:05,580
Some of us have to work on boring shite during the day.

3167
02:44:06,720 --> 02:44:08,220
So we can't tune in for long.

3168
02:44:08,280 --> 02:44:10,540
I'm reading that as well as playing, and I'm playing offensively.

3169
02:44:10,600 --> 02:44:11,180
So that's something.

3170
02:44:11,300 --> 02:44:13,160
I mean, you've got to hand it to us, Thomas.

3171
02:44:13,620 --> 02:44:14,600
You do have to hand it to us.

3172
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:16,660
Sorry, Beamish.

3173
02:44:16,760 --> 02:44:18,600
Thanks for your tip, and thanks for your question.

3174
02:44:18,600 --> 02:44:19,500
It's a great question.

3175
02:44:19,920 --> 02:44:20,480
Great question.

3176
02:44:20,480 --> 02:44:25,400
Why can you not see these things after they're going on?

3177
02:44:27,040 --> 02:44:27,860
I don't know.

3178
02:44:28,200 --> 02:44:28,940
Why is it?

3179
02:44:29,040 --> 02:44:30,340
Do we even have control over it?

3180
02:44:31,340 --> 02:44:33,440
Well, I suppose ultimately we do.

3181
02:44:35,240 --> 02:44:37,440
Well, why don't you leave them on then?

3182
02:44:37,480 --> 02:44:40,420
You'd be more into doing that shite than me.

3183
02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:43,080
Just don't know, Tommy.

3184
02:44:43,380 --> 02:44:44,300
Really don't know.

3185
02:44:46,800 --> 02:44:48,580
There are a myriad of reasons.

3186
02:44:49,040 --> 02:44:51,700
There's too much detail to get into.

3187
02:44:52,040 --> 02:44:53,200
You'd need a lot of nuance.

3188
02:44:53,460 --> 02:44:54,160
A lot of time.

3189
02:44:54,940 --> 02:44:57,940
You'd maybe need to, you know, you'd need to delve into a lot of subjects.

3190
02:44:58,040 --> 02:44:58,800
We'd be here for a while.

3191
02:44:59,560 --> 02:45:00,300
But I tell you something.

3192
02:45:01,360 --> 02:45:02,360
Thanks for the support.

3193
02:45:03,020 --> 02:45:04,220
And I tell you another thing.

3194
02:45:04,520 --> 02:45:09,140
Ireland are looking very artful with Harry Artver, the artful Dodger.

3195
02:45:09,500 --> 02:45:10,980
The last match hat trick hero.

3196
02:45:11,380 --> 02:45:12,740
Doing a lovely bit of work.

3197
02:45:13,460 --> 02:45:14,740
Subcontracting in that middle pitch.

3198
02:45:15,240 --> 02:45:17,180
Doing a little bit of fucking side hatch work.

3199
02:45:17,340 --> 02:45:19,120
Cashing claw job on the right.

3200
02:45:19,660 --> 02:45:23,020
And he's also been subbing other lads on with him.

3201
02:45:23,160 --> 02:45:26,420
Down the left side of the right flank pitch.

3202
02:45:26,760 --> 02:45:28,200
And they're just working underneath him.

3203
02:45:28,860 --> 02:45:29,260
Why?

3204
02:45:29,760 --> 02:45:36,640
Because he wants to train in a new breeding batch of players that have his silky smooth touch.

3205
02:45:37,560 --> 02:45:39,980
And unbelievable, undeniable skill.

3206
02:45:43,380 --> 02:45:45,820
I think it's time for my goal drive to come on.

3207
02:45:45,820 --> 02:45:49,840
And really set the world on fire.

3208
02:45:51,280 --> 02:45:56,480
With his absolute goalissimo, bellissimo, silky touch.

3209
02:45:57,840 --> 02:45:58,440
Jesus.

3210
02:45:59,060 --> 02:45:59,540
No.

3211
02:45:59,540 --> 02:46:00,800
Christ.

3212
02:46:01,300 --> 02:46:01,740
Sorry.

3213
02:46:02,740 --> 02:46:03,040
Sorry.

3214
02:46:03,160 --> 02:46:07,940
I just want to apologize on behalf of Francis Higgins.

3215
02:46:08,340 --> 02:46:10,720
The channel and myself, Tom Machine Shrug.

3216
02:46:11,140 --> 02:46:13,000
Taking the Lord's name in vain.

3217
02:46:13,560 --> 02:46:15,380
It's not something we do here.

3218
02:46:16,000 --> 02:46:17,460
Even though we obviously just did it.

3219
02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:18,420
Jesus.

3220
02:46:19,040 --> 02:46:19,440
Arthur.

3221
02:46:20,040 --> 02:46:20,680
Christ.

3222
02:46:21,380 --> 02:46:22,280
Would you believe it?

3223
02:46:22,660 --> 02:46:23,540
Could you believe it?

3224
02:46:23,940 --> 02:46:24,840
It's Harry Arthur.

3225
02:46:25,520 --> 02:46:26,520
It's Ireland 2.

3226
02:46:27,320 --> 02:46:28,480
Iceland 0.

3227
02:46:28,480 --> 02:46:31,580
Wash your hands, lads.

3228
02:46:31,580 --> 02:46:34,120
Wash your feckin' hands.

3229
02:46:34,120 --> 02:46:37,660
One more time.

3230
02:46:37,740 --> 02:46:39,000
We're gonna isolate.

3231
02:46:39,800 --> 02:46:40,600
Oh yeah.

3232
02:46:40,860 --> 02:46:41,420
Alright.

3233
02:46:41,620 --> 02:46:42,820
Don't get that COVID.

3234
02:46:43,820 --> 02:46:44,820
Yeah.

3235
02:46:44,820 --> 02:46:47,900
Self-isolation.

3236
02:46:49,160 --> 02:46:49,920
Tonight.

3237
02:46:49,920 --> 02:46:49,920
Tonight.

3238
02:46:49,920 --> 02:46:50,360
Alright.

3239
02:46:50,360 --> 02:46:51,560
Come on.

3240
02:46:51,560 --> 02:46:53,500
You know it.

3241
02:46:53,500 --> 02:46:55,640
Come on.

3242
02:46:55,640 --> 02:46:57,440
You know it.

3243
02:46:57,680 --> 02:46:58,880
Unbelievable work.

3244
02:47:00,880 --> 02:47:01,740
This team.

3245
02:47:02,840 --> 02:47:03,380
Catch up.

3246
02:47:04,220 --> 02:47:05,160
Ireland's on fire.

3247
02:47:05,540 --> 02:47:07,100
Howdy out is making runs.

3248
02:47:07,540 --> 02:47:08,680
Ireland's on fire.

3249
02:47:09,120 --> 02:47:10,820
Howdy out is making runs.

3250
02:47:11,080 --> 02:47:12,320
Ireland's on fire.

3251
02:47:13,200 --> 02:47:14,980
Tom, we're playing the fecking game, man.

3252
02:47:15,560 --> 02:47:16,640
Banana, banana.

3253
02:47:17,520 --> 02:47:18,820
Tom, we're backing the match.

3254
02:47:19,140 --> 02:47:20,620
Turn the fucking music off, Tom.

3255
02:47:20,980 --> 02:47:21,860
Coleman on the balloon.

3256
02:47:22,360 --> 02:47:23,580
Tries to scoop the balloon up.

3257
02:47:23,680 --> 02:47:24,660
Turn the music off, Tom.

3258
02:47:25,480 --> 02:47:26,580
I can't find it.

3259
02:47:27,000 --> 02:47:27,360
Hendrick.

3260
02:47:27,580 --> 02:47:28,520
Hendrick got the ball.

3261
02:47:28,780 --> 02:47:30,180
He's sweeping the balloon over to Long.

3262
02:47:30,360 --> 02:47:30,740
Long.

3263
02:47:31,020 --> 02:47:32,660
Arthur, turn the fecking music off, Tom.

3264
02:47:32,740 --> 02:47:33,660
Arthur, to Long.

3265
02:47:33,960 --> 02:47:34,320
Long.

3266
02:47:34,720 --> 02:47:35,900
Tom, turn the music off.

3267
02:47:36,260 --> 02:47:39,180
Long smashes it against the hands of the goalkeeper.

3268
02:47:39,180 --> 02:47:43,040
And it goes out for a real close Irish chance there.

3269
02:47:43,360 --> 02:47:45,200
Could have been an absolutely amazing goal, Tom.

3270
02:47:45,300 --> 02:47:47,620
Get your fecking act together with the tunes, please.

3271
02:47:47,720 --> 02:47:49,400
You can't let him seek into the play.

3272
02:47:49,940 --> 02:47:51,900
And Bob Seger, great artist.

3273
02:47:52,360 --> 02:47:52,980
Great tunes.

3274
02:47:54,140 --> 02:47:54,380
Oh.

3275
02:47:55,460 --> 02:47:57,060
David McGoldrick is coming on.

3276
02:47:57,480 --> 02:47:58,600
Shane Long, so long.

3277
02:47:58,820 --> 02:47:59,400
We'll see you later.

3278
02:47:59,620 --> 02:48:00,060
Sayonara.

3279
02:48:00,300 --> 02:48:01,860
Back to the land of rising Long.

3280
02:48:02,400 --> 02:48:02,840
Yeah, go.

3281
02:48:03,420 --> 02:48:04,640
And it's back to that bench.

3282
02:48:04,760 --> 02:48:05,500
The long bench.

3283
02:48:05,740 --> 02:48:07,620
And McGoldrick is on, singing his song.

3284
02:48:07,820 --> 02:48:10,860
Hopefully walking in an Irish wonderland soon enough.

3285
02:48:12,280 --> 02:48:14,320
Yeah, it's great work from the boys.

3286
02:48:14,840 --> 02:48:16,940
Shame, though, about that situation.

3287
02:48:18,040 --> 02:48:20,300
Where they just blasted straight at the hands of your man.

3288
02:48:20,520 --> 02:48:21,340
And that was Shane Long.

3289
02:48:21,680 --> 02:48:25,500
Hopefully that's going to change now with the bucking McGoldrick coming on.

3290
02:48:25,600 --> 02:48:26,880
And a yellow card ref, no?

3291
02:48:27,160 --> 02:48:28,960
Blow your fecking whistle, galah.

3292
02:48:29,500 --> 02:48:33,260
As Brady sticks onto the balloon like gorilla glue.

3293
02:48:33,400 --> 02:48:34,920
It's a strong strain now.

3294
02:48:35,000 --> 02:48:36,860
With a bit of hybrid work out to Keel.

3295
02:48:37,220 --> 02:48:40,500
Keel launches a plant into the central mix and development.

3296
02:48:40,760 --> 02:48:41,860
But it's a ghost estate.

3297
02:48:41,980 --> 02:48:43,360
There's nobody there to collect it.

3298
02:48:43,700 --> 02:48:45,500
And it's just empty shelves of houses.

3299
02:48:45,920 --> 02:48:47,460
Depressing enough to see.

3300
02:48:48,100 --> 02:48:48,940
That's what you get.

3301
02:48:49,480 --> 02:48:53,740
When you jimmy up the economy with fake stuff.

3302
02:48:54,840 --> 02:48:55,740
What are you on about?

3303
02:48:56,580 --> 02:48:57,820
You know, the crash there.

3304
02:48:57,940 --> 02:49:03,500
The crash in 2008 where there was lads making bets on fake bets and shit with the economy.

3305
02:49:05,500 --> 02:49:06,680
Inside or hedge funding?

3306
02:49:08,040 --> 02:49:09,640
Yeah, some of that hedge trading.

3307
02:49:10,020 --> 02:49:12,540
Were you ever into the hedge trading yourself, Tommy?

3308
02:49:13,460 --> 02:49:15,220
No, I used to do hedge work for the council.

3309
02:49:15,720 --> 02:49:16,780
Just trimming and keeping them in.

3310
02:49:17,460 --> 02:49:18,680
But never traded in them.

3311
02:49:18,900 --> 02:49:20,180
Like, these boys out in New York.

3312
02:49:21,220 --> 02:49:22,300
Wolves of Wall Street.

3313
02:49:22,700 --> 02:49:24,940
All high on Johnny Schnackta.

3314
02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:26,400
Making trades.

3315
02:49:27,280 --> 02:49:30,400
And fecking trading branches from trees and shit like that.

3316
02:49:30,440 --> 02:49:31,160
That's what they be at.

3317
02:49:31,880 --> 02:49:32,380
You serious?

3318
02:49:32,540 --> 02:49:33,380
I thought it was money.

3319
02:49:33,920 --> 02:49:35,040
No, they're actually taking...

3320
02:49:35,840 --> 02:49:36,660
Cutting down bushes.

3321
02:49:37,760 --> 02:49:40,260
And trading them on Wall Street then for fucking millions.

3322
02:49:41,060 --> 02:49:42,220
Where did you hear this?

3323
02:49:42,720 --> 02:49:43,300
Down the pub.

3324
02:49:44,460 --> 02:49:45,720
Yeah, I mean...

3325
02:49:45,720 --> 02:49:46,220
Are you sad?

3326
02:49:46,280 --> 02:49:47,920
You're sad the pubs are closed now.

3327
02:49:47,980 --> 02:49:51,160
You have no one to really listen to your stories about stuff that didn't happen.

3328
02:49:51,780 --> 02:49:53,740
Yeah, well, I mean, what is important is...

3329
02:49:53,740 --> 02:49:56,420
There's stuff happening on the pitch and it's truthful and it's honest.

3330
02:49:56,760 --> 02:49:57,660
You can't dispute it.

3331
02:49:58,120 --> 02:49:58,880
So I'll just...

3332
02:49:58,880 --> 02:50:00,660
I'll stay heavily engaged with the ball.

3333
02:50:01,920 --> 02:50:02,320
And...

3334
02:50:02,320 --> 02:50:04,740
The slab of day, which will keep the doctor away.

3335
02:50:05,880 --> 02:50:07,480
Yeah, but you did have to go...

3336
02:50:07,480 --> 02:50:09,060
Go see your local GP there.

3337
02:50:09,120 --> 02:50:09,840
Was it last week?

3338
02:50:10,880 --> 02:50:11,240
I did.

3339
02:50:11,860 --> 02:50:12,640
And what was that for?

3340
02:50:14,820 --> 02:50:15,900
Drink-related stuff.

3341
02:50:16,440 --> 02:50:17,080
Exactly, Tom.

3342
02:50:17,280 --> 02:50:17,940
So, I mean, what...

3343
02:50:18,760 --> 02:50:19,280
Who's...

3344
02:50:19,280 --> 02:50:20,820
Who is seeing a doctor a day?

3345
02:50:20,900 --> 02:50:21,180
It's you.

3346
02:50:21,860 --> 02:50:22,880
Not a day, though, you know.

3347
02:50:22,940 --> 02:50:26,580
If it gets to that bad, then I'll fucking knock it on the head like, but I mean...

3348
02:50:26,580 --> 02:50:28,600
Slab away, boys.

3349
02:50:29,200 --> 02:50:30,020
Slab away, boys.

3350
02:50:30,080 --> 02:50:32,720
And D, what a rat snapper from Hendrick.

3351
02:50:33,240 --> 02:50:38,180
And you really would need to fucking have your cabbage strapped up.

3352
02:50:39,500 --> 02:50:40,380
In case...

3353
02:50:40,380 --> 02:50:41,660
In case that hits you.

3354
02:50:42,660 --> 02:50:46,660
Because it would absolutely smash your cabbage into...

3355
02:50:47,200 --> 02:50:48,660
Fucking smashed cabbage.

3356
02:50:49,080 --> 02:50:49,500
Please.

3357
02:50:50,180 --> 02:50:50,580
Please.

3358
02:50:51,260 --> 02:50:52,260
Stop swearing, man.

3359
02:50:53,100 --> 02:50:53,420
We're...

3360
02:50:53,420 --> 02:50:56,040
We need to get onto a proper network.

3361
02:50:56,160 --> 02:50:57,560
This is just ludicrous doing this.

3362
02:50:57,780 --> 02:50:59,800
Brendan Fortune envelops the screen there.

3363
02:50:59,840 --> 02:51:00,400
And why not?

3364
02:51:00,840 --> 02:51:03,500
He's fortunate enough to be giving us the fucking Brady Bunch.

3365
02:51:03,960 --> 02:51:06,940
So we're gonna give him a lovely hunch back as a mark of respect.

3366
02:51:07,380 --> 02:51:08,420
Apologies to the viewers.

3367
02:51:08,840 --> 02:51:10,180
I know you're probably annoyed at that.

3368
02:51:10,800 --> 02:51:13,900
But, I mean, what can you do when you're playing the game as well?

3369
02:51:13,900 --> 02:51:17,480
I can't fucking dual-wield consoles.

3370
02:51:18,200 --> 02:51:19,460
I mean, we're cross-pollinating.

3371
02:51:19,700 --> 02:51:21,400
We're cross-performing here, Tommy.

3372
02:51:21,560 --> 02:51:25,820
It's a lot of work being done behind the scenes.

3373
02:51:26,280 --> 02:51:29,700
A lot of you guys out there think it's all a big bowl of porridge.

3374
02:51:29,820 --> 02:51:30,600
He's having a laugh.

3375
02:51:30,660 --> 02:51:31,980
He's laughing at us with his porridge.

3376
02:51:32,480 --> 02:51:33,420
He's eating porridge.

3377
02:51:34,880 --> 02:51:36,080
And laughing at us.

3378
02:51:36,520 --> 02:51:37,400
That's not the case.

3379
02:51:39,120 --> 02:51:41,040
I mean, we're playing ball.

3380
02:51:41,160 --> 02:51:41,960
We're getting the ball.

3381
02:51:43,780 --> 02:51:44,920
Oh, that's good porridge.

3382
02:51:45,400 --> 02:51:46,320
Did you like that, Thomas?

3383
02:51:47,060 --> 02:51:49,060
Did you like that porridge in your gullet?

3384
02:51:50,120 --> 02:51:51,080
Absolutely delicious.

3385
02:51:52,280 --> 02:51:52,760
Nutritious.

3386
02:51:53,380 --> 02:51:55,500
It had all the makings of a varsity league.

3387
02:51:56,440 --> 02:51:56,880
Player.

3388
02:51:57,600 --> 02:51:58,340
Tony Soprano.

3389
02:51:58,780 --> 02:51:59,760
James Gandolfini.

3390
02:52:00,480 --> 02:52:01,660
Porridge in your bollini.

3391
02:52:02,260 --> 02:52:03,760
All those Italian stallions.

3392
02:52:04,800 --> 02:52:05,820
Big, big up to ye.

3393
02:52:06,620 --> 02:52:07,920
Keep at the COVID, boys.

3394
02:52:08,440 --> 02:52:09,220
Keep at the COVID.

3395
02:52:10,060 --> 02:52:12,160
Like the way we kept at the Icelandics.

3396
02:52:12,420 --> 02:52:12,980
Ha, ha, ha.

3397
02:52:13,200 --> 02:52:14,680
The Iceland lads are arguing.

3398
02:52:14,680 --> 02:52:18,700
Save it for the hotel room, lads.

3399
02:52:19,480 --> 02:52:20,760
Go, I mean, sorry.

3400
02:52:21,020 --> 02:52:22,860
Get a room, lads.

3401
02:52:24,860 --> 02:52:26,060
Whatever about the room.

3402
02:52:26,060 --> 02:52:28,100
And the arguments in the handbags.

3403
02:52:28,100 --> 02:52:30,920
The lads touching their faces with the hands.

3404
02:52:31,280 --> 02:52:32,140
It's disgusting.

3405
02:52:33,020 --> 02:52:34,020
Although they played well.

3406
02:52:34,020 --> 02:52:35,100
Fair play lads.

3407
02:52:35,100 --> 02:52:35,720
Great goals.

3408
02:52:36,300 --> 02:52:38,040
But that was disgusting.

3409
02:52:38,540 --> 02:52:39,900
What you did there with the hands.

3410
02:52:40,860 --> 02:52:43,380
Didn't, no, not even a spray of sanitizer.

3411
02:52:44,080 --> 02:52:48,620
I mean, it's not like you could argue they could have mini hand sanitizers on them.

3412
02:52:49,460 --> 02:52:51,220
Hannies hand sanitizer as well.

3413
02:52:51,420 --> 02:52:51,960
For the Hannies.

3414
02:52:52,960 --> 02:52:54,220
But they could, they've got socks.

3415
02:52:54,420 --> 02:52:57,560
They could lodge a unit of hand sanitizer into a sock.

3416
02:52:58,960 --> 02:53:01,400
And then just pull that out as and when necessary.

3417
02:53:02,160 --> 02:53:11,720
Needless to say, Ireland didn't need to sanitize land, the Iceland, sanitize land boys, any further than the two gold sanitizers that they gave them.

3418
02:53:12,480 --> 02:53:17,640
It was a lovely 2-0 appearance from the boys in green on the screen.

3419
02:53:17,640 --> 02:53:19,860
The boys, C-O-Y-B-I-S.

3420
02:53:20,400 --> 02:53:21,420
Come on, you boys on screen.

3421
02:53:22,140 --> 02:53:24,840
And they really dispatched Iceland well, didn't they, Tom?

3422
02:53:25,020 --> 02:53:27,760
Real great first class dispatchment.

3423
02:53:29,280 --> 02:53:32,480
Channel 4 dispatches are going to be making a documentary about this.

3424
02:53:32,660 --> 02:53:33,200
How did they fuck?

3425
02:53:33,700 --> 02:53:38,240
Yeah, they were just in touch there on a WhatsApp group called COVID Stuff.

3426
02:53:39,220 --> 02:53:40,500
Fuck off, no way.

3427
02:53:40,700 --> 02:53:41,860
Don't shout that again, man.

3428
02:53:42,000 --> 02:53:42,780
I'm only messing with you.

3429
02:53:42,840 --> 02:53:43,260
What else?

3430
02:53:44,380 --> 02:53:45,680
It's shot by Hendrik here.

3431
02:53:46,740 --> 02:53:48,220
Shane, long with the assist.

3432
02:53:49,220 --> 02:53:52,000
So long, sayonara, goalkeeper.

3433
02:53:52,000 --> 02:53:53,340
Your job's over.

3434
02:53:53,440 --> 02:53:54,560
You're not getting selected again.

3435
02:53:54,620 --> 02:53:55,840
You're not going to get another cap.

3436
02:53:56,780 --> 02:53:57,700
After that, howler.

3437
02:53:58,380 --> 02:53:59,420
What about Harry Arter?

3438
02:54:00,280 --> 02:54:02,700
He was taking balls off the back the last day.

3439
02:54:02,920 --> 02:54:05,920
And now he's heading balls down the side of the left-hand side of the post.

3440
02:54:06,580 --> 02:54:08,000
Make your mind up, Arter.

3441
02:54:08,160 --> 02:54:08,800
What's it to be?

3442
02:54:09,620 --> 02:54:13,120
You cannot say that he's not versatile, that's for sure.

3443
02:54:13,380 --> 02:54:16,320
I was saying to you, like, he knows how to play in every feckin' position.

3444
02:54:17,120 --> 02:54:17,520
Versatility.

3445
02:54:18,620 --> 02:54:21,000
And real, real, real good work as well.

3446
02:54:21,360 --> 02:54:23,080
Randolph was fucking exceptional.

3447
02:54:23,380 --> 02:54:24,500
Phenomenal with the clean sheet.

3448
02:54:25,140 --> 02:54:26,880
Is he ever anything but?

3449
02:54:27,600 --> 02:54:35,320
He's a fantastic piece of goalkeeping technology, which has been developed by NASA, Elon Musk.

3450
02:54:35,920 --> 02:54:37,540
Giz ends on your porridge.

3451
02:54:37,800 --> 02:54:38,360
We won't.

3452
02:54:38,480 --> 02:54:46,960
We will not give any porridge away, nor indeed will we be posting any of it out, as has been requested by a lot of, uh, well, there's a few strange people.

3453
02:54:47,400 --> 02:54:48,220
Are you fucking serious?

3454
02:54:48,700 --> 02:54:53,660
Yeah, people there are saying, send me some of your porridge in a bit of Tupperware, please.

3455
02:54:54,060 --> 02:54:57,020
And send it before two days' time, because it goes hard otherwise.

3456
02:54:57,540 --> 02:55:02,060
I said, what the hell are you thinking you're doing asking me for my porridge, you sicko?

3457
02:55:03,600 --> 02:55:05,020
I hope you did tell him that.

3458
02:55:05,140 --> 02:55:05,600
I did, yeah.

3459
02:55:05,680 --> 02:55:07,020
I said, I'd tell the fucking guard.

3460
02:55:07,080 --> 02:55:09,140
I'll ring the guards on the fucker next time if he listens.

3461
02:55:10,160 --> 02:55:11,460
Sorry about the language again.

3462
02:55:11,540 --> 02:55:12,120
Sorry about that.

3463
02:55:12,460 --> 02:55:13,760
Sorry about the language, lads.

3464
02:55:14,180 --> 02:55:17,860
Um, I did geo look on the geo thing.

3465
02:55:18,600 --> 02:55:19,360
What's the geo thing?

3466
02:55:20,060 --> 02:55:24,600
Do you know on YouTube you can see demographics of where, like, the viewers are and all that kind of stuff?

3467
02:55:25,480 --> 02:55:25,760
Yeah.

3468
02:55:25,960 --> 02:55:28,300
And I looked at where those messages were coming from.

3469
02:55:29,180 --> 02:55:30,820
The guys asking for porridge.

3470
02:55:30,980 --> 02:55:31,860
Or girls, we don't know.

3471
02:55:32,060 --> 02:55:33,240
And it was Japan.

3472
02:55:33,240 --> 02:55:33,320
Nah.

3473
02:55:34,660 --> 02:55:37,900
Nah, I wouldn't delineate or point the fingers at anyone.

3474
02:55:38,100 --> 02:55:40,120
But they were, it was just Japan, man.

3475
02:55:40,180 --> 02:55:41,460
There was no other country it came from.

3476
02:55:42,000 --> 02:55:42,660
What region?

3477
02:55:43,140 --> 02:55:43,500
Tokyo.

3478
02:55:45,020 --> 02:55:45,840
Yeah, well, there you think.

3479
02:55:45,920 --> 02:55:47,880
Were they asking anything else with the porridge as well?

3480
02:55:48,460 --> 02:55:52,480
Yeah, some lads said they wanted a pack of tissues that you've been COVID-ed on.

3481
02:55:52,960 --> 02:55:53,800
With the porridge.

3482
02:55:54,660 --> 02:55:55,960
Fickin' what?

3483
02:55:57,960 --> 02:55:59,500
God's honest, like, it's...

3484
02:55:59,500 --> 02:56:03,700
It's a strange, strange world, Tom.

3485
02:56:04,220 --> 02:56:05,320
And we're living it.

3486
02:56:05,440 --> 02:56:06,740
Don't go away for more football.

3487
02:56:07,740 --> 02:56:09,700
The semi-final of Euro 2020.

3488
02:56:10,700 --> 02:56:11,660
Coming right up.

3489
02:56:11,660 --> 02:56:40,660
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

3490
02:56:40,660 --> 02:56:58,480
Welcome back everybody to the round of Scorsese here and me, COVID Williams.

3491
02:56:59,060 --> 02:57:00,640
One more time, baby.

3492
02:57:00,780 --> 02:57:02,000
We're gonna isolate.

3493
02:57:02,560 --> 02:57:03,400
Oh yeah.

3494
02:57:03,540 --> 02:57:04,200
All right.

3495
02:57:04,200 --> 02:57:06,280
Don't get that COVID.

3496
02:57:06,880 --> 02:57:07,800
Welcome back guys.

3497
02:57:07,800 --> 02:57:12,040
It's me, COVID Williams, here at the UEFA Euro 2020 Score Zone.

3498
02:57:12,840 --> 02:57:17,460
Brought to you in conjunction with Zurich.ie and Mercedes.

3499
02:57:18,180 --> 02:57:21,080
Drive the new Mercedes right now.

3500
02:57:21,500 --> 02:57:22,600
It's a global pandemic.

3501
02:57:22,940 --> 02:57:23,680
We know that.

3502
02:57:24,100 --> 02:57:25,880
But look, get your act together.

3503
02:57:26,740 --> 02:57:27,640
Sort something out.

3504
02:57:28,560 --> 02:57:32,060
Make sure you're fiscally robust.

3505
02:57:32,060 --> 02:57:36,460
And then come down to Conor Williams AMG Mercedes.

3506
02:57:36,460 --> 02:57:39,480
I'll get the document on the table.

3507
02:57:40,400 --> 02:57:44,740
The Parker ballpoint pen is gonna be primed and loaded with a new cartridge of ink.

3508
02:57:45,480 --> 02:57:48,720
I'm gonna slap that into your fist as I shake you off.

3509
02:57:49,220 --> 02:57:49,720
In the hand.

3510
02:57:49,760 --> 02:57:50,640
A handshake, sorry.

3511
02:57:50,780 --> 02:57:51,480
There's nothing.

3512
02:57:51,860 --> 02:57:52,500
Nothing else.

3513
02:57:52,820 --> 02:57:53,340
Nothing less.

3514
02:57:53,960 --> 02:57:54,880
We're all above board.

3515
02:57:55,000 --> 02:57:56,280
And then you drive away.

3516
02:57:56,520 --> 02:57:57,180
Drive off.

3517
02:57:57,520 --> 02:57:59,320
In a brand new AMG.

3518
02:58:00,940 --> 02:58:02,120
Ireland 2.

3519
02:58:02,460 --> 02:58:03,440
Iceland 0.

3520
02:58:04,240 --> 02:58:07,300
The Swiss boys came a-stuck against the Swedish.

3521
02:58:08,140 --> 02:58:10,520
Those Polads are doing really well.

3522
02:58:11,000 --> 02:58:13,200
Hopefully we don't meet them in the semis.

3523
02:58:14,020 --> 02:58:17,940
Because they bet Croatia scored against them one.

3524
02:58:18,640 --> 02:58:20,800
Croats couldn't score anything back.

3525
02:58:21,560 --> 02:58:23,040
It's actually scintillating.

3526
02:58:23,920 --> 02:58:25,280
Though it looks dour.

3527
02:58:25,580 --> 02:58:28,420
And in as dull as dish water on paper.

3528
02:58:29,140 --> 02:58:31,220
Big shout out to Hanses Friggins.

3529
02:58:31,640 --> 02:58:33,120
For that tip earlier on.

3530
02:58:33,840 --> 02:58:36,680
And Jake Mander and the Bob Seegers.

3531
02:58:37,380 --> 02:58:38,860
I see what you're doing.

3532
02:58:39,560 --> 02:58:40,960
I like the punnery, mate.

3533
02:58:41,280 --> 02:58:42,460
It's very nice.

3534
02:58:42,940 --> 02:58:49,240
And I appreciate the little bit of COVID-19 dream you're sending.

3535
02:58:49,540 --> 02:58:50,860
It's a nice situation.

3536
02:58:51,460 --> 02:58:52,780
There is no COVID in the system.

3537
02:58:52,860 --> 02:58:53,660
Don't worry about that.

3538
02:58:53,720 --> 02:58:55,180
It's a completely clean stream.

3539
02:58:55,180 --> 02:58:57,900
We sanitized the zeros and ones earlier on.

3540
02:58:58,380 --> 02:58:59,540
Jake Mander, thanks so much.

3541
02:59:00,300 --> 02:59:03,320
And I actually got a bit of Dettel out.

3542
02:59:03,780 --> 02:59:07,440
And really went to town on a lot of the wires.

3543
02:59:08,100 --> 02:59:09,280
And even the screen.

3544
02:59:09,760 --> 02:59:17,440
I was surprised during the cut and thrust of a lot of the matches that are happening.

3545
02:59:17,580 --> 02:59:19,420
Captain Cabinets, thanks so much, buddy.

3546
02:59:19,580 --> 02:59:20,560
Very, very kind.

3547
02:59:20,860 --> 02:59:22,400
Very, very kind of you.

3548
02:59:22,480 --> 02:59:23,580
I hope you're getting on well.

3549
02:59:24,300 --> 02:59:27,160
I mean, I was saying this to J-Ro the other day as well.

3550
02:59:27,980 --> 02:59:33,720
You would be surprised at the level of spittle

3551
02:59:33,720 --> 02:59:38,340
that comes out when you're in the cut and thrust of a match.

3552
02:59:39,100 --> 02:59:46,360
As important to the system as the World Cup or the UEFA Euros, even.

3553
02:59:46,680 --> 02:59:47,920
The semifinals.

3554
02:59:48,320 --> 02:59:49,320
The quarterfinals.

3555
02:59:50,600 --> 02:59:54,880
There's a lot of spittle that gets produced during those magical moments.

3556
02:59:54,880 --> 02:59:57,940
Those Harry Potter hat tricks.

3557
02:59:57,940 --> 03:00:00,380
Those David McGoldrick golves.

3558
03:00:00,380 --> 03:00:03,100
Shane Long longbow shots.

3559
03:00:06,260 --> 03:00:09,040
You gotta sanitise the screens, guys.

3560
03:00:09,040 --> 03:00:09,040
You gotta sanitise the screens, guys.

3561
03:00:09,040 --> 03:00:10,900
Do you know what I mean?

3562
03:00:12,640 --> 03:00:13,240
Anyway.

3563
03:00:14,100 --> 03:00:18,720
The Spaniards got absolutely dutchied out of it by the Dutchie boys.

3564
03:00:19,500 --> 03:00:28,480
With a hybrid kind of plant, which really did both sets of things to the system.

3565
03:00:29,600 --> 03:00:32,380
We won't go into too much detail this time in the afternoon.

3566
03:00:32,500 --> 03:00:35,980
But what we will say is that the Irish are in the semi-final again.

3567
03:00:37,240 --> 03:00:39,000
And it's looking fantastic, John.

3568
03:00:39,120 --> 03:00:41,100
I was just saying there to John.

3569
03:00:41,900 --> 03:00:44,200
I'm up in Skybase the other day.

3570
03:00:45,100 --> 03:00:47,100
I was like, look, schools are closed, John.

3571
03:00:49,460 --> 03:00:50,780
The shops are closed.

3572
03:00:52,040 --> 03:00:53,560
The restaurants are closed.

3573
03:00:54,340 --> 03:01:01,380
You're not going to be able to go for a Marco Pierre White Steakhouse Extravaganza in Donnybrook for at least another two weeks.

3574
03:01:01,460 --> 03:01:02,520
You could be looking at July.

3575
03:01:03,720 --> 03:01:05,780
Well, John dropped the ballick on that.

3576
03:01:07,060 --> 03:01:10,240
He said, look, Konzo, I have the inside scoop.

3577
03:01:11,700 --> 03:01:14,900
The inside scoop on what's going down with the Covidians.

3578
03:01:16,180 --> 03:01:17,080
I said, yeah.

3579
03:01:18,380 --> 03:01:19,180
How so?

3580
03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:25,940
I said, I know a few lads working out there in Vincent's.

3581
03:01:26,900 --> 03:01:28,180
I go, what's their take on it?

3582
03:01:28,900 --> 03:01:31,240
I said, it looks fucking fantastic.

3583
03:01:31,240 --> 03:01:33,280
And it's going to be looking good in a few weeks' time.

3584
03:01:33,360 --> 03:01:34,540
The curve is going to be flattened.

3585
03:01:34,860 --> 03:01:36,940
And we're going to be eating Marco Pierre White.

3586
03:01:37,580 --> 03:01:39,380
I'm putting weight on it at the same time.

3587
03:01:39,720 --> 03:01:42,820
With all the steaks, we're going to be eating dry-aged, Connor.

3588
03:01:43,700 --> 03:01:44,860
There's a fucking no way.

3589
03:01:45,320 --> 03:01:48,240
Dry-aged steak out in Donnybrook.

3590
03:01:49,100 --> 03:01:50,880
I'm going to be eating that stuff for a month.

3591
03:01:55,100 --> 03:02:19,660
more football coming right up on Network 2.

3592
03:02:19,660 --> 03:02:25,600
Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix and it's Rubens Barrichello's leading,

3593
03:02:25,600 --> 03:02:30,420
that's Juan Pablo Montoya at the moment. Barrichello's due a pitch-shack maneuver soon enough, hopefully

3594
03:02:30,420 --> 03:02:35,660
we can go over that. That's 2002, not even a year since the World Trade Center was attacked

3595
03:02:35,660 --> 03:02:49,500
by a gang of terrorists who'd commandeered commercial jetliner. What can Rubens Barrichello do now in the pitch-shack as he slips in centrally and each of the four Bang Brothers slips on a new set of balloons.

3596
03:02:49,500 --> 03:02:58,100
while someone with a big pipe inserts it and just sprays loads into his carbine box shift.

3597
03:02:59,560 --> 03:03:00,840
16 seconds.

3598
03:03:01,540 --> 03:03:02,420
Jesus, lads.

3599
03:03:02,700 --> 03:03:04,160
Could have done without the foreplay.

3600
03:03:04,760 --> 03:03:08,560
And that was one of the longest pitch shacks we've ever camporeed in our Siemens.

3601
03:03:09,360 --> 03:03:09,720
Canon?

3602
03:03:10,200 --> 03:03:11,580
What about Vodafone and Fosters?

3603
03:03:12,180 --> 03:03:13,140
They're great guys.

3604
03:03:13,700 --> 03:03:15,880
Unlimited sponsorship deals.

3605
03:03:16,380 --> 03:03:16,980
Plenty.

3606
03:03:17,540 --> 03:03:19,240
But want to tell you something.

3607
03:03:19,680 --> 03:03:22,260
There's a lot of hustling and harrying going on at the moment.

3608
03:03:22,620 --> 03:03:26,620
I think I'm actually going to change my name soon enough to Harry Hustle.

3609
03:03:27,000 --> 03:03:33,980
You're all invited to the name-changing ceremony, which should take place soon enough after the race.

3610
03:03:35,000 --> 03:03:38,520
Montoya will give the go-ahead on whether or not you're allowed to go.

3611
03:03:38,620 --> 03:03:40,540
It's all down to Wampab.

3612
03:03:41,200 --> 03:03:43,680
But we'll see how we get on.

3613
03:03:43,680 --> 03:03:46,440
You don't know how this is going to turn out tomorrow.

3614
03:03:46,560 --> 03:03:47,580
That's the beauty of F1.

3615
03:03:47,960 --> 03:03:49,080
It's the beauty of Micka Hakkinen.

3616
03:03:49,080 --> 03:03:55,440
It's the beauty of Heinz Harald Frensen and his tin of Heinz baked beans, which he keeps in his back pocket.

3617
03:03:55,660 --> 03:03:59,120
Even when racing, it really obstructs his hours from sitting on the seat.

3618
03:03:59,420 --> 03:04:01,220
It's not good and it's very unsafe.

3619
03:04:01,460 --> 03:04:04,120
But he does it anyway because that's who he is.

3620
03:04:04,540 --> 03:04:05,400
And look at this.

3621
03:04:05,900 --> 03:04:09,220
We can see each of the four Bang Brothers had the balloon on.

3622
03:04:09,640 --> 03:04:11,580
But where was the main pipe, man?

3623
03:04:12,200 --> 03:04:16,000
It's probably one of the worst pipe insertion methods we've ever witnessed here.

3624
03:04:16,060 --> 03:04:16,660
And look at this.

3625
03:04:17,100 --> 03:04:18,820
Micka Hakkinen, the McLaren, has gone.

3626
03:04:19,040 --> 03:04:20,080
Scoopity-boo-boo.

3627
03:04:20,360 --> 03:04:24,400
Right on the side of the Mangaziani Plagioni.

3628
03:04:25,040 --> 03:04:30,960
Italian cylinder men have gestured over to a little fucking dump trucker.

3629
03:04:31,340 --> 03:04:34,660
And he's coming over now to pick him up and splice him back into the pitch shack.

3630
03:04:34,720 --> 03:04:35,460
It's Merlot.

3631
03:04:36,300 --> 03:04:37,040
And look at that.

3632
03:04:37,160 --> 03:04:37,360
Woo!

3633
03:04:38,160 --> 03:04:41,160
It's a real great Fosters Vodafone.

3634
03:04:41,440 --> 03:04:42,060
It's all here.

3635
03:04:42,160 --> 03:04:42,960
It's all to play for us.

3636
03:04:43,020 --> 03:04:45,540
We go to Rubensburg, Helena, on the Ferrari on the hotboard.

3637
03:04:45,660 --> 03:04:49,080
He's in third place as he comes into the Giazzi Cantaculi.

3638
03:04:49,540 --> 03:04:51,420
Just where Micka Hakkinen went fuck fuck.

3639
03:04:51,780 --> 03:04:52,840
And look at this now.

3640
03:04:53,100 --> 03:04:55,920
It's a seamanic devil driving fast.

3641
03:04:56,160 --> 03:04:58,520
I don't know where I'm going anymore.

3642
03:04:59,080 --> 03:05:01,240
I don't know where I'm going anymore.

3643
03:05:01,380 --> 03:05:02,680
I want to go home.

3644
03:05:03,000 --> 03:05:07,340
Stay with us here on 2 as we take a look back on the week that was in Carrickstown.

3645
03:05:07,340 --> 03:05:08,060
Next.

3646
03:05:08,060 --> 03:05:11,980
This is Mum.

3647
03:05:12,380 --> 03:05:16,260
Mum moves faster than ever to make the most of her time.

3648
03:05:17,020 --> 03:05:19,220
That's why we put Pledge in a wipe.

3649
03:05:20,140 --> 03:05:25,380
So she can quickly remove the marks that some family members leave behind on all her wood surfaces.

3650
03:05:26,660 --> 03:05:32,580
And unlike dry dusting, Pledge wipes race through smudges and smears for faster, easier cleaning.

3651
03:05:33,640 --> 03:05:36,480
New Pledge Wood Wipes work wonders of wood.

3652
03:05:37,140 --> 03:05:39,160
S.C. Johnson, a family company.

3653
03:05:39,160 --> 03:05:39,160
S.C. Johnson, a family company.

3654
03:05:39,160 --> 03:06:09,140
music plays

3655
03:06:09,140 --> 03:06:39,120
music plays

3656
03:06:39,120 --> 03:07:09,100
music plays

3657
03:07:09,100 --> 03:07:39,080
music plays

3658
03:07:39,080 --> 03:08:09,060
music plays

3659
03:08:09,060 --> 03:08:39,040
music plays

3660
03:08:39,040 --> 03:09:09,020
music plays

3661
03:09:09,020 --> 03:09:39,000
music plays

3662
03:09:39,000 --> 03:10:08,980
music plays

3663
03:10:08,980 --> 03:10:38,960
music plays

3664
03:10:38,960 --> 03:11:08,940
music plays

3665
03:11:08,940 --> 03:11:38,920
music plays

3666
03:11:38,920 --> 03:12:08,900
music plays

3667
03:12:08,900 --> 03:12:38,880
music plays

3668
03:12:38,880 --> 03:13:08,860
music plays

3669
03:13:08,860 --> 03:13:38,840
music plays

3670
03:13:38,840 --> 03:14:08,820
music plays

3671
03:14:08,820 --> 03:14:38,800
music plays

3672
03:14:38,800 --> 03:15:08,780
music plays

3673
03:15:08,780 --> 03:15:38,760
music plays

3674
03:15:38,760 --> 03:16:08,740
music plays

3675
03:16:08,740 --> 03:16:38,720
music plays

3676
03:16:38,720 --> 03:17:08,700
music plays

3677
03:17:08,700 --> 03:17:38,680
music plays

3678
03:17:38,680 --> 03:18:08,660
music plays

3679
03:18:08,660 --> 03:18:38,640
music plays

3680
03:18:38,640 --> 03:19:08,620
music plays

3681
03:19:08,620 --> 03:19:38,600
music plays

3682
03:19:38,600 --> 03:20:08,580
music plays

3683
03:20:08,580 --> 03:20:38,560
music plays

3684
03:20:38,560 --> 03:21:08,540
music plays

3685
03:21:08,540 --> 03:21:09,940
Hendrik is giving it away.

3686
03:21:10,500 --> 03:21:11,620
It's in the middle of the mixing unit.

3687
03:21:12,160 --> 03:21:12,980
A couple of lads have it.

3688
03:21:13,200 --> 03:21:14,700
They send the balloon forward with pace.

3689
03:21:16,300 --> 03:21:17,820
Rapidly headed back by Keogh.

3690
03:21:18,640 --> 03:21:19,720
Collected in midfield.

3691
03:21:21,260 --> 03:21:22,520
And it's ricocheted off.

3692
03:21:23,120 --> 03:21:23,940
Into the path of Lang.

3693
03:21:24,180 --> 03:21:24,480
Lang.

3694
03:21:24,880 --> 03:21:25,840
He's got help on his right.

3695
03:21:26,260 --> 03:21:26,820
He uses him.

3696
03:21:26,960 --> 03:21:27,600
It's a great ball.

3697
03:21:27,800 --> 03:21:28,360
Lovely timing.

3698
03:21:28,640 --> 03:21:29,160
Lovely shot.

3699
03:21:29,540 --> 03:21:30,100
Bad finish.

3700
03:21:30,760 --> 03:21:31,620
It's saved by the keeper.

3701
03:21:31,880 --> 03:21:32,960
Goes out for an Irish throw.

3702
03:21:33,140 --> 03:21:33,740
Robbie Brady.

3703
03:21:34,160 --> 03:21:35,640
Didn't have his shooting boots on in that.

3704
03:21:36,560 --> 03:21:37,800
Little final third there.

3705
03:21:38,320 --> 03:21:39,040
Well played.

3706
03:21:39,520 --> 03:21:40,120
Great ball in.

3707
03:21:40,540 --> 03:21:41,340
Great weight pace.

3708
03:21:42,100 --> 03:21:42,820
Shame about the finish.

3709
03:21:43,700 --> 03:21:44,240
Got the corner.

3710
03:21:44,740 --> 03:21:46,560
Let's try and get the ball into the back of the onion sack now.

3711
03:21:47,420 --> 03:21:50,060
The ball into the back of the onion sack now.

3712
03:21:50,060 --> 03:21:52,000
Is what the old man said.

3713
03:21:52,140 --> 03:21:53,180
As Brady steps up.

3714
03:21:53,420 --> 03:21:56,060
Goes to sweep that cabbage into the central vegetables.

3715
03:21:56,860 --> 03:21:57,420
Vegetable-tation.

3716
03:21:57,580 --> 03:21:58,420
Vegetation unit.

3717
03:21:59,040 --> 03:21:59,060
And.

3718
03:21:59,840 --> 03:22:00,920
Would you believe it.

3719
03:22:00,980 --> 03:22:03,560
Hendrik has vegetated a ball right over.

3720
03:22:04,220 --> 03:22:06,220
The vegetable extract spread.

3721
03:22:07,240 --> 03:22:07,500
Well.

3722
03:22:08,100 --> 03:22:10,880
It's Marmite in its style and scope and depth.

3723
03:22:12,520 --> 03:22:13,700
It's like it or love it.

3724
03:22:13,840 --> 03:22:14,700
In its complexity.

3725
03:22:19,700 --> 03:22:20,100
Sweden.

3726
03:22:20,220 --> 03:22:21,580
Looking to build out from the back.

3727
03:22:21,920 --> 03:22:22,180
Saying.

3728
03:22:22,320 --> 03:22:22,740
Fuck that.

3729
03:22:22,960 --> 03:22:23,700
Screw the paper up.

3730
03:22:23,780 --> 03:22:24,240
Throw it in the bin.

3731
03:22:24,320 --> 03:22:25,180
And let's go with the long ball.

3732
03:22:25,280 --> 03:22:25,380
But.

3733
03:22:26,200 --> 03:22:27,140
Does nothing for them.

3734
03:22:27,360 --> 03:22:28,660
The Irish boys scoop it up lovely.

3735
03:22:29,000 --> 03:22:29,440
Harry Arter.

3736
03:22:29,540 --> 03:22:31,380
The hat-trick hero from a few games ago.

3737
03:22:32,020 --> 03:22:34,640
The boys are dancing with the ball on the edge of the box.

3738
03:22:35,040 --> 03:22:35,900
Looking for a way in.

3739
03:22:38,400 --> 03:22:38,800
Brady.

3740
03:22:40,120 --> 03:22:40,920
Plays in Coleman.

3741
03:22:41,020 --> 03:22:42,320
Down the edge of the corner flag.

3742
03:22:42,440 --> 03:22:43,540
Coleman back to Brady.

3743
03:22:43,740 --> 03:22:44,000
Brady.

3744
03:22:44,360 --> 03:22:45,600
Sends that balloon into the middle.

3745
03:22:45,800 --> 03:22:46,080
Long.

3746
03:22:46,300 --> 03:22:47,260
No head on it though.

3747
03:22:48,100 --> 03:22:49,480
A Swedish defensive job.

3748
03:22:49,840 --> 03:22:50,680
It goes out again.

3749
03:22:50,820 --> 03:22:52,800
And Ireland start again now with Whelan.

3750
03:22:53,100 --> 03:22:54,220
Bringing the ball to Stephens.

3751
03:22:54,360 --> 03:22:54,840
Stephens.

3752
03:22:54,960 --> 03:22:55,720
Laying it down the left.

3753
03:22:55,780 --> 03:22:56,660
There's a lot on it though.

3754
03:22:57,180 --> 03:22:58,200
Maguire's not going to get to it.

3755
03:22:58,260 --> 03:22:58,760
It's too late.

3756
03:22:59,820 --> 03:23:00,660
Shame about that.

3757
03:23:00,840 --> 03:23:01,480
Nice possession.

3758
03:23:01,800 --> 03:23:02,300
Nice play.

3759
03:23:03,040 --> 03:23:04,860
Keeping a hold of this 1-0 victory.

3760
03:23:05,160 --> 03:23:05,440
Lead.

3761
03:23:05,600 --> 03:23:06,100
I should say.

3762
03:23:06,740 --> 03:23:08,700
Don't get too far ahead of yourselves yet Thomas.

3763
03:23:08,900 --> 03:23:11,640
The Swedes are coming back down the left-hand flank.

3764
03:23:12,120 --> 03:23:12,800
With Venom.

3765
03:23:13,360 --> 03:23:16,300
And a ball as well has been bandied around our area.

3766
03:23:16,420 --> 03:23:18,760
We need to get these lads contained.

3767
03:23:19,160 --> 03:23:20,800
And it's a cheeky ball.

3768
03:23:20,980 --> 03:23:23,160
Which lands off of Duffy and goes out there.

3769
03:23:23,260 --> 03:23:24,780
Thanks very much Foxwood front team.

3770
03:23:24,940 --> 03:23:26,560
For the 2-year-old 50 tip.

3771
03:23:26,920 --> 03:23:27,840
That's very kind of you.

3772
03:23:28,360 --> 03:23:29,460
Thanks Foxwood front team.

3773
03:23:30,400 --> 03:23:32,340
Sorry we didn't shout out when your name was on the screen.

3774
03:23:32,480 --> 03:23:32,900
It's just.

3775
03:23:33,620 --> 03:23:34,580
It does go by.

3776
03:23:34,960 --> 03:23:35,060
And.

3777
03:23:35,860 --> 03:23:37,160
The action is white hot.

3778
03:23:37,960 --> 03:23:38,900
As you say that.

3779
03:23:39,020 --> 03:23:39,760
Two boys.

3780
03:23:40,800 --> 03:23:42,280
Balloon a ball off of each other.

3781
03:23:42,640 --> 03:23:42,880
Oh no.

3782
03:23:42,920 --> 03:23:43,460
It's an offside.

3783
03:23:44,760 --> 03:23:44,960
Yeah.

3784
03:23:45,120 --> 03:23:47,440
So the white hot action will continue now.

3785
03:23:47,700 --> 03:23:49,220
With Ireland's free kick.

3786
03:23:49,540 --> 03:23:50,640
In their half.

3787
03:23:50,740 --> 03:23:52,300
Down the bottom right hand side of the flight.

3788
03:23:52,620 --> 03:23:52,880
Clank.

3789
03:23:53,000 --> 03:23:53,660
And look at this.

3790
03:23:53,960 --> 03:23:54,320
Keogh.

3791
03:23:54,760 --> 03:23:55,920
Sends a lovely.

3792
03:23:56,660 --> 03:23:57,540
telegraphed balloon.

3793
03:23:58,080 --> 03:23:59,020
Down to Brady.

3794
03:23:59,560 --> 03:24:00,400
Who's tucking it down.

3795
03:24:00,720 --> 03:24:01,560
He's giving it back to a man.

3796
03:24:01,820 --> 03:24:02,700
He's looking for a look back.

3797
03:24:02,960 --> 03:24:03,540
And he's got it.

3798
03:24:03,800 --> 03:24:04,740
Back again to the sack.

3799
03:24:05,040 --> 03:24:05,400
And now.

3800
03:24:05,620 --> 03:24:05,920
Hendrik.

3801
03:24:06,280 --> 03:24:07,960
1-2 with your man on the edge of the wing.

3802
03:24:08,220 --> 03:24:09,300
It's a flu situation.

3803
03:24:09,560 --> 03:24:10,320
COVID-19.

3804
03:24:10,520 --> 03:24:11,240
Not going to happen.

3805
03:24:11,480 --> 03:24:13,760
Because the ball goes over into the central mixing unit.

3806
03:24:14,200 --> 03:24:16,160
Glenn Whelan's at the behest of the CPU.

3807
03:24:16,560 --> 03:24:17,900
He controls it most days.

3808
03:24:18,240 --> 03:24:18,960
Not today though.

3809
03:24:19,460 --> 03:24:20,820
He doesn't give away the right pass.

3810
03:24:20,920 --> 03:24:24,080
And the Swedes have maintained a very, very aggressive stance.

3811
03:24:24,080 --> 03:24:26,620
Trying to push that ball into our danger zone.

3812
03:24:27,040 --> 03:24:32,820
It's Harry Arter who sweeps up the crummage with a really thick kind of towel.

3813
03:24:33,820 --> 03:24:34,860
Through osmosis.

3814
03:24:34,960 --> 03:24:36,500
All the liquid goes into that towel.

3815
03:24:37,060 --> 03:24:38,340
And it's the Swedes.

3816
03:24:38,480 --> 03:24:40,580
Who are throwing on a couple of more Swedey lads.

3817
03:24:41,840 --> 03:24:43,020
Feel free to the Swedey lads.

3818
03:24:43,900 --> 03:24:45,100
They're not lying down without fight.

3819
03:24:46,380 --> 03:24:48,900
Yeah but you won't want them to give anything back to you either.

3820
03:24:49,160 --> 03:24:50,500
As we're winning 1-0.

3821
03:24:51,240 --> 03:24:51,680
Nicely.

3822
03:24:51,860 --> 03:24:52,680
But not cozily.

3823
03:24:52,960 --> 03:24:55,540
The ball comes in and you gotta hand it to the linesman.

3824
03:24:56,120 --> 03:24:58,700
He knows his onions when he comes to that flag.

3825
03:24:59,780 --> 03:25:02,360
I seen the linesman hanging out with the flag earlier on.

3826
03:25:02,920 --> 03:25:05,560
Treating it like he was on a date with it.

3827
03:25:05,960 --> 03:25:07,000
You're serious?

3828
03:25:07,800 --> 03:25:10,760
Yeah that's why he's always fucking walking around with it on the line.

3829
03:25:11,340 --> 03:25:12,280
Showing it to everyone.

3830
03:25:12,860 --> 03:25:13,680
What was he doing?

3831
03:25:13,680 --> 03:25:14,300
What was he?

3832
03:25:14,660 --> 03:25:16,580
And they were eating chips with each other.

3833
03:25:17,300 --> 03:25:18,500
He was saying like.

3834
03:25:19,500 --> 03:25:19,860
Offside.

3835
03:25:20,220 --> 03:25:21,260
And then just touching it.

3836
03:25:21,360 --> 03:25:21,720
The flag.

3837
03:25:22,320 --> 03:25:24,240
Yeah well I mean that's what he has to do if it's an offside.

3838
03:25:24,360 --> 03:25:25,540
He has to hold up the flag.

3839
03:25:25,640 --> 03:25:26,780
Which he's already got in his hand.

3840
03:25:27,680 --> 03:25:30,280
But you say that they were eating chips together was it?

3841
03:25:31,440 --> 03:25:32,780
That's what it looked like anyway.

3842
03:25:32,920 --> 03:25:34,020
Look it might have been a fucking.

3843
03:25:35,060 --> 03:25:35,680
Schneck box.

3844
03:25:35,760 --> 03:25:36,120
I don't know.

3845
03:25:37,800 --> 03:25:38,780
Look at this now.

3846
03:25:38,840 --> 03:25:41,300
Ireland doing a lovely bit of work on the wing with Hendrik.

3847
03:25:41,300 --> 03:25:42,100
They've found Brady.

3848
03:25:42,460 --> 03:25:44,080
The Brady ball is about to get launched.

3849
03:25:44,080 --> 03:25:46,060
Into the central CPU nervous system.

3850
03:25:46,360 --> 03:25:47,380
It doesn't find long.

3851
03:25:47,780 --> 03:25:49,200
It's canned away to the Swedes.

3852
03:25:49,640 --> 03:25:51,080
The Swede ball is up in the air.

3853
03:25:51,640 --> 03:25:52,300
Thank God.

3854
03:25:52,480 --> 03:25:53,400
Glenn Whelan's back.

3855
03:25:54,740 --> 03:25:56,740
To hoover up that crummage.

3856
03:25:58,040 --> 03:26:01,040
Because the brush just didn't have the bristles for the job.

3857
03:26:01,180 --> 03:26:04,740
Ireland looking to bristle their opponent in the eyes now.

3858
03:26:04,920 --> 03:26:05,900
With a lovely ball.

3859
03:26:05,960 --> 03:26:06,480
It's long.

3860
03:26:06,680 --> 03:26:07,300
It's magic.

3861
03:26:07,660 --> 03:26:08,460
It's offside.

3862
03:26:08,460 --> 03:26:08,640
It's offside.

3863
03:26:09,940 --> 03:26:10,340
Oh.

3864
03:26:10,740 --> 03:26:11,520
Travesty enough.

3865
03:26:12,320 --> 03:26:13,060
Great work though.

3866
03:26:14,120 --> 03:26:14,800
Great idea.

3867
03:26:15,000 --> 03:26:15,840
Love what they're doing.

3868
03:26:16,720 --> 03:26:17,120
Metro.

3869
03:26:17,380 --> 03:26:17,700
State.

3870
03:26:17,900 --> 03:26:18,460
F boys.

3871
03:26:18,560 --> 03:26:18,880
F1.

3872
03:26:18,960 --> 03:26:20,020
Thank you very much Metro.

3873
03:26:20,160 --> 03:26:20,400
State.

3874
03:26:23,940 --> 03:26:26,180
Thanks very much for that tip there lads.

3875
03:26:26,280 --> 03:26:26,920
Very kind of you.

3876
03:26:28,040 --> 03:26:32,760
Ireland looking to seal the deal on it and put it to bed now with a second goal per chance.

3877
03:26:33,380 --> 03:26:34,180
Long's calling for it.

3878
03:26:34,220 --> 03:26:35,280
Is he anything in the tank?

3879
03:26:35,600 --> 03:26:36,160
Great ball.

3880
03:26:36,480 --> 03:26:37,060
Great long.

3881
03:26:37,280 --> 03:26:37,800
Great feet.

3882
03:26:39,240 --> 03:26:39,920
Great Ireland.

3883
03:26:40,460 --> 03:26:41,560
We're going to the final.

3884
03:26:42,440 --> 03:26:43,240
Would you believe it?

3885
03:26:43,480 --> 03:26:44,300
Could you believe it?

3886
03:26:44,720 --> 03:26:46,240
Would you ever dare to believe it?

3887
03:26:47,320 --> 03:26:48,440
It's Ireland 19.

3888
03:26:49,300 --> 03:26:50,200
COVID-19.

3889
03:26:50,360 --> 03:26:51,160
Living the dream.

3890
03:26:51,540 --> 03:26:52,520
If you know what I mean.

3891
03:26:57,160 --> 03:26:58,680
One more time.

3892
03:26:58,760 --> 03:27:00,000
We're gonna isolate.

3893
03:27:00,860 --> 03:27:01,640
Oh yeah.

3894
03:27:01,880 --> 03:27:02,480
Alright.

3895
03:27:02,660 --> 03:27:03,840
Don't get that COVID.

3896
03:27:05,840 --> 03:27:06,760
Yeah.

3897
03:27:07,620 --> 03:27:08,960
Self-isolation.

3898
03:27:09,360 --> 03:27:10,240
Can't believe it.

3899
03:27:10,380 --> 03:27:10,880
Tonight.

3900
03:27:13,800 --> 03:27:15,140
Shane Lang's on fire.

3901
03:27:15,640 --> 03:27:17,040
Your defence is terrified.

3902
03:27:17,360 --> 03:27:18,720
Shane Lang's on fire.

3903
03:27:19,620 --> 03:27:21,020
Your defence is terrified.

3904
03:27:21,460 --> 03:27:22,680
Shane Lang's on fire.

3905
03:27:35,520 --> 03:27:36,360
Shane Lang.

3906
03:27:37,500 --> 03:27:38,540
Singing his tongue.

3907
03:27:39,100 --> 03:27:39,440
Walking.

3908
03:27:40,300 --> 03:27:42,360
In an Irish wonderland.

3909
03:27:42,520 --> 03:27:42,940
Tonight.

3910
03:27:43,480 --> 03:27:44,360
Of all nights.

3911
03:27:44,920 --> 03:27:46,480
The semi-final of the Euros.

3912
03:27:47,000 --> 03:27:48,240
On professional mode.

3913
03:27:49,380 --> 03:27:50,560
Randolph with the clutch.

3914
03:27:51,700 --> 03:27:52,700
Just when you wanted it so much.

3915
03:27:52,700 --> 03:27:55,240
It's happening for us again.

3916
03:27:55,240 --> 03:27:56,240
The boys in green.

3917
03:27:56,240 --> 03:27:58,120
The boys in green are going to the final.

3918
03:27:58,120 --> 03:28:00,960
And they don't care who they're playing.

3919
03:28:00,960 --> 03:28:01,960
Glen Whelan.

3920
03:28:01,960 --> 03:28:02,300
Glen Whelan.

3921
03:28:02,300 --> 03:28:02,340
Glen Whelan.

3922
03:28:02,340 --> 03:28:04,840
Looking for the breaking ball in the centre.

3923
03:28:04,840 --> 03:28:05,980
He doesn't stop.

3924
03:28:07,240 --> 03:28:08,660
You've got Keough at the back.

3925
03:28:08,860 --> 03:28:10,100
Lovely flavour crisps.

3926
03:28:10,340 --> 03:28:13,600
Doing everything he can to put the defender in his centre back out of it.

3927
03:28:13,600 --> 03:28:14,520
Or the forwards.

3928
03:28:14,640 --> 03:28:15,260
I beg your pardon.

3929
03:28:15,560 --> 03:28:16,300
Out of commission.

3930
03:28:17,760 --> 03:28:19,140
It's a crazy set up.

3931
03:28:19,140 --> 03:28:20,980
It's a crazy world.

3932
03:28:20,980 --> 03:28:22,380
And we're living in it.

3933
03:28:22,560 --> 03:28:23,120
At the moment.

3934
03:28:23,820 --> 03:28:23,960
Right.

3935
03:28:24,040 --> 03:28:24,580
Tell you something.

3936
03:28:25,220 --> 03:28:26,640
Your man's eyes.

3937
03:28:26,640 --> 03:28:27,040
He's.

3938
03:28:27,040 --> 03:28:27,540
He's.

3939
03:28:27,540 --> 03:28:28,040
He's.

3940
03:28:28,040 --> 03:28:29,040
He's.

3941
03:28:29,040 --> 03:28:30,040
He's.

3942
03:28:30,040 --> 03:28:31,040
He's.

3943
03:28:31,040 --> 03:28:32,040
He's.

3944
03:28:32,040 --> 03:28:33,040
He's.

3945
03:28:33,040 --> 03:28:34,040
He's.

3946
03:28:34,040 --> 03:28:35,040
He's.

3947
03:28:35,040 --> 03:28:36,040
He's.

3948
03:28:36,040 --> 03:28:37,040
He's.

3949
03:28:37,040 --> 03:28:38,040
He's.

3950
03:28:38,040 --> 03:28:39,040
He's.

3951
03:28:39,040 --> 03:28:40,040
He's.

3952
03:28:40,040 --> 03:28:41,040
He's.

3953
03:28:41,040 --> 03:28:42,040
He's.

3954
03:28:42,040 --> 03:28:43,040
He's.

3955
03:28:43,040 --> 03:28:44,040
He's.

3956
03:28:44,040 --> 03:28:45,040
He's.

3957
03:28:45,040 --> 03:28:46,040
He's.

3958
03:28:46,040 --> 03:28:47,040
He's.

3959
03:28:47,040 --> 03:28:48,040
He's.

3960
03:28:48,040 --> 03:28:49,040
He's.

3961
03:28:49,040 --> 03:28:50,040
He's.

3962
03:28:50,040 --> 03:28:51,040
He's.

3963
03:28:51,040 --> 03:28:52,040
He's.

3964
03:28:52,040 --> 03:28:53,040
He's.

3965
03:28:53,040 --> 03:28:54,040
He's.

3966
03:28:54,040 --> 03:28:55,040
He's.

3967
03:28:55,040 --> 03:28:56,040
He's.

3968
03:28:56,040 --> 03:28:57,040
He's.

3969
03:28:57,040 --> 03:28:58,040
He's.

3970
03:28:58,040 --> 03:28:59,040
He's.

3971
03:28:59,040 --> 03:29:00,040
He's.

3972
03:29:00,040 --> 03:29:01,040
He's.

3973
03:29:01,040 --> 03:29:02,040
He's.

3974
03:29:02,040 --> 03:29:03,040
He's.

3975
03:29:03,040 --> 03:29:04,040
He's.

3976
03:29:04,040 --> 03:29:05,040
He's.

3977
03:29:05,040 --> 03:29:06,040
He's.

3978
03:29:06,040 --> 03:29:07,040
He's.

3979
03:29:07,040 --> 03:29:08,040
He's.

3980
03:29:08,040 --> 03:29:09,040
He's.

3981
03:29:09,040 --> 03:29:10,040
He's.

3982
03:29:10,040 --> 03:29:11,040
He's.

3983
03:29:11,040 --> 03:29:12,040
He's.

3984
03:29:12,040 --> 03:29:13,040
He's.

3985
03:29:13,040 --> 03:29:14,040
He's.

3986
03:29:14,040 --> 03:29:15,040
He's.

3987
03:29:15,040 --> 03:29:16,040
He's.

3988
03:29:16,040 --> 03:29:17,040
He's.

3989
03:29:17,040 --> 03:29:18,040
He's.

3990
03:29:18,040 --> 03:29:19,040
He's.

3991
03:29:19,040 --> 03:29:20,040
He's.

3992
03:29:20,040 --> 03:29:21,040
He's.

3993
03:29:21,040 --> 03:29:22,040
He's.

3994
03:29:22,040 --> 03:29:23,040
He's.

3995
03:29:23,040 --> 03:29:24,040
He's.

3996
03:29:24,040 --> 03:29:25,040
He's.

3997
03:29:25,040 --> 03:29:26,040
He's.

3998
03:29:26,040 --> 03:29:56,020
So,

3999
03:29:56,020 --> 03:30:26,000
One more time, we're gonna isolate. Oh yeah, alright, don't get that COVID. Ooh yeah, self-isolation tonight. Ooh.

4000
03:30:26,000 --> 03:30:32,460
How's it going guys? Connor Williams here with the scores. Right up here with the scores.

4001
03:30:32,680 --> 03:30:39,440
One more time, we're gonna isolate. Network 2020 FIFA effort. Oh yeah, alright, don't get that COVID.

4002
03:30:39,440 --> 03:30:54,000
You're on Mercedes. Ooh yeah. That's a isolation. Tonight. Ooh. Ooh. Alright. It's towards the end of that match. We do apologize. Yeah. Yeah.

4003
03:30:55,980 --> 03:31:13,540
Won't happen again. Poland 0, Netherlands 1. And it's shaping up to be an Irish and Dutchie affair for the final of the UEFA Euro 2020 tournament. Live on Network FM.

4004
03:31:13,540 --> 03:31:20,920
Thanks so much to Brendan Fortune. All our counterparts out there. Everybody who's tipped and supported the show today.

4005
03:31:21,160 --> 03:31:31,940
And absolutely sent it. And really putting the wind in the sails as the boys said there back earlier on. It's fantastic. It's elastic. And it can't get any more bombastic.

4006
03:31:31,940 --> 03:31:55,860
Bravo team. Thanks so much for your tip. Ireland versus the Netherlands. Der Nederlands. As it's known in its colloquial tongue. In that part of the world. The Netherlands region. Yeah. You've got Amsterdam. You've got Rotterdam. It's anywhere. Anywhere alone. Owen Murphy. Thanks so much, buddy.

4007
03:31:55,940 --> 03:32:09,000
But yeah. I was saying. I was saying this the other day. To Ronatnik. You don't know who you're going to get for the final. It's always going to be a surprise package.

4008
03:32:09,760 --> 03:32:18,460
And Jeremy Dewitt and his boys. Thanks so much, Jeremy Dewitt and his boys. Yeah. You don't know what you're going to get.

4009
03:32:18,460 --> 03:32:48,440
One more time. We're going to isolate. Oh, yeah. All right.

4010
03:32:48,440 --> 03:33:18,120
Don't get that COVID. Thanks so much. Ooh, yeah. Self-isolation. Tonight. Ooh. All right. Come on. You'd know it. Thanks so much. Don't go away, guys. It's the Euro 2020 final here on UEFA Euro 2020. On Network FM. It's Ireland versus the Netherlands coming right up. Don't go away.

4011
03:33:18,420 --> 03:33:22,560
Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix.

4012
03:33:23,500 --> 03:33:25,380
The game's about to change.

4013
03:33:26,200 --> 03:33:30,180
The brand new sumptuous E-class is within your grasp.

4014
03:33:31,280 --> 03:33:32,280
Modric.

4015
03:33:32,600 --> 03:33:33,200
Modric.

4016
03:33:33,640 --> 03:33:34,200
Modric.

4017
03:33:34,660 --> 03:33:35,180
Modric.

4018
03:33:35,660 --> 03:33:36,300
Modric.

4019
03:33:36,700 --> 03:33:37,280
Modric.

4020
03:33:37,720 --> 03:33:38,260
Modric.

4021
03:33:38,740 --> 03:33:39,240
Modric.

4022
03:33:39,820 --> 03:33:40,500
Vittongen.

4023
03:33:40,880 --> 03:33:41,640
Vittongen.

4024
03:33:41,980 --> 03:33:42,680
Vittongen.

4025
03:33:43,040 --> 03:33:43,760
Vittongen.

4026
03:33:44,140 --> 03:33:44,880
Vittongen.

4027
03:33:45,220 --> 03:33:45,940
Vittongen.

4028
03:33:47,940 --> 03:33:48,940
Vittongen.

4029
03:33:48,940 --> 03:33:49,940
Vittongen.

4030
03:33:49,940 --> 03:34:19,920
This is the end of the video.

4031
03:34:19,920 --> 03:34:20,300
This is it.

4032
03:34:23,240 --> 03:34:23,960
One more.

4033
03:34:25,500 --> 03:34:27,480
The time for talking is over.

4034
03:34:29,060 --> 03:34:32,320
The UEFA Euro 2020 final is here.

4035
03:34:32,960 --> 03:34:34,720
It's Ireland versus the Dutch lads.

4036
03:34:35,160 --> 03:34:35,720
The Netherlands.

4037
03:34:36,580 --> 03:34:38,440
Now, past the Dutchie on the left hand side.

4038
03:34:38,560 --> 03:34:39,380
Maybe, possibly.

4039
03:34:39,880 --> 03:34:41,340
They're trying to get it in there early.

4040
03:34:42,620 --> 03:34:46,180
The lads in the orange jerseys have got a lot of talent, a lot of skill on the pitch.

4041
03:34:46,680 --> 03:34:49,100
But they've got what it takes to take down the boys in green.

4042
03:34:49,100 --> 03:34:51,380
Where the boys in form at the moment.

4043
03:34:52,720 --> 03:34:53,160
Coleman.

4044
03:34:54,260 --> 03:34:54,700
Cool.

4045
03:34:55,080 --> 03:34:56,700
On the ball in his own area.

4046
03:34:57,280 --> 03:35:03,020
Sweeps the balloon out to Whelan who in turn feeds it to Stephens through that feeding unit channel down the left.

4047
03:35:03,800 --> 03:35:04,280
Maguire.

4048
03:35:04,740 --> 03:35:05,380
What's he doing?

4049
03:35:05,460 --> 03:35:06,140
He's on fire.

4050
03:35:06,420 --> 03:35:07,120
Gives it to Arter.

4051
03:35:07,220 --> 03:35:08,000
The Artful Dodger.

4052
03:35:08,380 --> 03:35:09,580
Threw ball from Hendrick to Long.

4053
03:35:09,800 --> 03:35:10,080
Long.

4054
03:35:10,320 --> 03:35:11,020
Takes a sidestep.

4055
03:35:11,100 --> 03:35:12,100
Takes a second shot.

4056
03:35:12,500 --> 03:35:13,860
Second bite of that cherry.

4057
03:35:14,340 --> 03:35:15,820
And would you believe it?

4058
03:35:16,140 --> 03:35:18,820
Straight into the hands of the keeper there.

4059
03:35:19,180 --> 03:35:20,420
From long range.

4060
03:35:21,540 --> 03:35:22,160
Great shot.

4061
03:35:22,840 --> 03:35:23,860
Great bit of long work.

4062
03:35:26,220 --> 03:35:27,720
And a great save as well.

4063
03:35:29,240 --> 03:35:32,580
Big thanks to everyone who's tuned in and watched and has tipped as well.

4064
03:35:32,700 --> 03:35:33,520
Amster damage.

4065
03:35:33,720 --> 03:35:34,820
Thank you very much for that.

4066
03:35:35,000 --> 03:35:35,680
Very kind of you.

4067
03:35:35,780 --> 03:35:36,300
Hope you're well.

4068
03:35:37,040 --> 03:35:37,880
Thank you very much.

4069
03:35:38,060 --> 03:35:38,640
Amster damage.

4070
03:35:39,380 --> 03:35:41,240
We're hoping to do a bit of Amster damage here.

4071
03:35:42,200 --> 03:35:43,260
And get this game won.

4072
03:35:43,480 --> 03:35:44,480
And get it sewn up.

4073
03:35:44,780 --> 03:35:45,140
Early.

4074
03:35:45,860 --> 03:35:47,580
With some nasty goals.

4075
03:35:49,160 --> 03:35:49,420
Yep.

4076
03:35:50,080 --> 03:35:51,380
This could be a nasty moment here.

4077
03:35:51,920 --> 03:35:52,360
Dangerous.

4078
03:35:52,600 --> 03:35:52,880
Coleman.

4079
03:35:53,160 --> 03:35:56,920
Manages to sweep it up and feed it out to the central feeding mixer.

4080
03:35:57,600 --> 03:35:59,000
And it's gone out left and wide.

4081
03:35:59,880 --> 03:36:02,240
And Maguire sends a wide ball into the center.

4082
03:36:02,380 --> 03:36:02,940
Finds Hendricks.

4083
03:36:03,000 --> 03:36:03,440
It's lovely.

4084
03:36:03,440 --> 03:36:05,720
And Hendricks got Long up ahead of him.

4085
03:36:05,800 --> 03:36:06,500
Indeed he uses him.

4086
03:36:06,620 --> 03:36:06,780
Long.

4087
03:36:07,220 --> 03:36:08,040
Bullied off the ball.

4088
03:36:08,260 --> 03:36:09,020
Referee doesn't blow.

4089
03:36:09,160 --> 03:36:11,160
But long tenaciously wins that ball back.

4090
03:36:11,700 --> 03:36:13,020
Referee does blow.

4091
03:36:14,140 --> 03:36:16,880
But not in the favor of the boys in green Thomas.

4092
03:36:18,200 --> 03:36:19,140
Virgil van Dijk.

4093
03:36:19,240 --> 03:36:19,860
What's he like?

4094
03:36:20,720 --> 03:36:21,380
Played for it.

4095
03:36:21,720 --> 03:36:22,500
He's a big fella.

4096
03:36:23,100 --> 03:36:24,980
But he knows how to play for that as well.

4097
03:36:26,160 --> 03:36:26,660
He can go.

4098
03:36:26,780 --> 03:36:27,820
He can fall over like.

4099
03:36:28,440 --> 03:36:28,680
Yeah.

4100
03:36:29,780 --> 03:36:32,440
And you've seen it all season for Liverpool.

4101
03:36:32,440 --> 03:36:33,400
He's been a rock.

4102
03:36:34,400 --> 03:36:35,380
Like the rock of cash.

4103
03:36:37,260 --> 03:36:38,780
Very, very, very unstoppable.

4104
03:36:38,940 --> 03:36:39,300
Of course.

4105
03:36:40,440 --> 03:36:42,080
He's great in the attack as well.

4106
03:36:42,700 --> 03:36:45,260
The thing is you need to watch out for Van Dijk.

4107
03:36:45,480 --> 03:36:47,520
Especially in the set pieces and corners.

4108
03:36:47,760 --> 03:36:51,340
Like he can feckin' stick it away like really easily.

4109
03:36:51,980 --> 03:36:54,060
If, if provoked.

4110
03:36:54,620 --> 03:36:55,020
Yeah.

4111
03:36:55,220 --> 03:36:57,460
The last thing we want to do is provoke him.

4112
03:36:58,580 --> 03:36:59,840
Let's provoke this now.

4113
03:37:00,180 --> 03:37:01,400
Lovely bit of stuff there.

4114
03:37:01,400 --> 03:37:02,480
But it was Brady.

4115
03:37:02,680 --> 03:37:04,040
Should not have been on the end of that.

4116
03:37:04,140 --> 03:37:05,380
Should have been the other way around.

4117
03:37:05,940 --> 03:37:07,160
Brady to long perhaps.

4118
03:37:08,000 --> 03:37:09,300
Don't know why they're switching up.

4119
03:37:09,360 --> 03:37:09,860
It's not right.

4120
03:37:11,040 --> 03:37:12,300
Nearly 20 minutes gone.

4121
03:37:12,380 --> 03:37:13,440
Still nil-nil here.

4122
03:37:13,540 --> 03:37:17,460
And it's the UEFA Euro 2020 final between Ireland and Holland.

4123
03:37:18,500 --> 03:37:19,700
I think it's the Netherlands actually.

4124
03:37:20,860 --> 03:37:22,600
I don't know which one is right.

4125
03:37:22,780 --> 03:37:23,240
But we'll just go.

4126
03:37:23,320 --> 03:37:24,060
I'll say Netherlands.

4127
03:37:24,180 --> 03:37:25,400
Because it said Netherlands on the screen.

4128
03:37:27,080 --> 03:37:28,040
The orange men.

4129
03:37:28,780 --> 03:37:30,020
Yeah but they're not though are they?

4130
03:37:30,080 --> 03:37:30,920
They're not marching.

4131
03:37:31,420 --> 03:37:33,380
And they're not you know into unionism.

4132
03:37:34,120 --> 03:37:34,880
No they're not.

4133
03:37:34,940 --> 03:37:37,260
But they are a mad orange lad like.

4134
03:37:38,460 --> 03:37:38,980
They are yeah.

4135
03:37:39,340 --> 03:37:43,380
Again it's just a different kind of breed of orange.

4136
03:37:44,120 --> 03:37:47,920
Well the whole orange colour goes back to the orange lad.

4137
03:37:48,060 --> 03:37:49,100
Who came over from Orange.

4138
03:37:49,180 --> 03:37:50,260
William of Orange or something.

4139
03:37:50,360 --> 03:37:51,260
He was a Dutch lad.

4140
03:37:52,560 --> 03:37:54,120
But I thought it was the Brits no?

4141
03:37:55,560 --> 03:37:58,760
I think he might have been British Dutch maybe.

4142
03:37:58,760 --> 03:38:00,300
How is it?

4143
03:38:00,320 --> 03:38:01,720
You're either one or you're other like.

4144
03:38:02,360 --> 03:38:02,960
He was Bruch.

4145
03:38:03,800 --> 03:38:05,540
Yeah or maybe he was Ditch.

4146
03:38:06,660 --> 03:38:10,080
As the Ditch or the Dutch lads get a hold of the ball now.

4147
03:38:10,240 --> 03:38:12,160
And swipe it up to the left there.

4148
03:38:12,360 --> 03:38:13,580
Up to De Jong.

4149
03:38:14,160 --> 03:38:15,220
Who's not looking dejected.

4150
03:38:15,380 --> 03:38:18,140
Gives a lovely ball into the central feeding mixer to his man.

4151
03:38:18,560 --> 03:38:22,960
And your man could not process or blend that food as necessary.

4152
03:38:23,140 --> 03:38:27,260
And Long is doing a little bit of catering on the right wing now.

4153
03:38:27,440 --> 03:38:28,340
For right wingers.

4154
03:38:28,340 --> 03:38:31,080
And the left wingers have got the ball now.

4155
03:38:31,900 --> 03:38:33,020
And are passing it back.

4156
03:38:33,920 --> 03:38:36,440
And this promised guy looks promising.

4157
03:38:36,680 --> 03:38:39,420
As he sends a balloon right down looking for his man De Jong.

4158
03:38:40,560 --> 03:38:43,120
But Keogh scoops up that ball.

4159
03:38:43,620 --> 03:38:44,820
And feeds it out again.

4160
03:38:45,880 --> 03:38:47,740
And Hendrik.

4161
03:38:48,480 --> 03:38:49,520
Lovely bit of play there.

4162
03:38:49,520 --> 03:38:52,220
Two lads clotheslining a lad but not getting the ball.

4163
03:38:52,660 --> 03:38:53,980
And then a Dutch maneuver.

4164
03:38:54,380 --> 03:38:56,860
It's a bit of jiggery-pokery on the edge of the box.

4165
03:38:56,920 --> 03:38:58,740
It's dangerous and it's a Randolph save.

4166
03:38:59,420 --> 03:39:02,520
Great point blank range save from Randolph.

4167
03:39:02,960 --> 03:39:06,420
And putting that ball right out into the wilderness.

4168
03:39:06,420 --> 03:39:07,840
The back of beyond.

4169
03:39:08,840 --> 03:39:10,400
For a Dutch corner.

4170
03:39:10,840 --> 03:39:12,300
Fantastic bit of play there.

4171
03:39:15,240 --> 03:39:16,500
Lovely stuff again.

4172
03:39:17,700 --> 03:39:20,900
Lovely bit of play by Randolph.

4173
03:39:21,040 --> 03:39:21,920
Thank you very much.

4174
03:39:23,100 --> 03:39:23,760
For your tip.

4175
03:39:23,840 --> 03:39:24,460
Any sex bots?

4176
03:39:26,020 --> 03:39:26,980
We don't know.

4177
03:39:27,100 --> 03:39:28,780
We don't know if there are any bots.

4178
03:39:28,880 --> 03:39:29,620
But we hope not.

4179
03:39:29,680 --> 03:39:31,060
And I apologize if there are.

4180
03:39:31,160 --> 03:39:32,080
It's not my fault.

4181
03:39:32,160 --> 03:39:32,480
It's YouTube.

4182
03:39:33,480 --> 03:39:34,860
But thanks for your tip anyway.

4183
03:39:34,860 --> 03:39:36,280
The boys in green now.

4184
03:39:36,600 --> 03:39:37,880
Looking to make amends.

4185
03:39:38,280 --> 03:39:40,180
By putting balls into mixing units.

4186
03:39:41,260 --> 03:39:43,680
The ball has been mixed with a catalytic converter.

4187
03:39:45,300 --> 03:39:45,580
Oh.

4188
03:39:46,460 --> 03:39:49,020
It's been swept up immensely by the Dutchies.

4189
03:39:49,640 --> 03:39:53,460
And the Dutchie boys send a Dutch ball over to Dutchland.

4190
03:39:53,980 --> 03:39:57,540
And it looks as though an orange jersey has control and possession of the globe.

4191
03:39:58,460 --> 03:40:01,920
But a space star comes and sweeps the planet away.

4192
03:40:02,440 --> 03:40:04,020
Onto the far distant galaxy.

4193
03:40:04,500 --> 03:40:05,420
The Milky Way job.

4194
03:40:05,740 --> 03:40:06,560
Over there now.

4195
03:40:07,280 --> 03:40:09,300
Shane Long says so long to the ball.

4196
03:40:09,600 --> 03:40:10,460
Hendrik can't get to it.

4197
03:40:10,900 --> 03:40:12,340
But your man Van Anhalt can.

4198
03:40:12,700 --> 03:40:13,200
Good player.

4199
03:40:13,580 --> 03:40:13,860
Tricky.

4200
03:40:14,340 --> 03:40:17,680
And he can move around very, very, very, very on a sixpence.

4201
03:40:18,400 --> 03:40:20,440
He can do that very on a sixpence is right.

4202
03:40:21,240 --> 03:40:22,800
And even though that doesn't make sense grammatically.

4203
03:40:23,360 --> 03:40:24,560
I get what you mean.

4204
03:40:24,980 --> 03:40:25,620
Great stuff Tommy.

4205
03:40:26,280 --> 03:40:29,000
Hopefully we do get a job on Sky at some stage.

4206
03:40:29,180 --> 03:40:31,940
Really would be a shame after all this glorious stuff that we've done.

4207
03:40:33,340 --> 03:40:35,040
I wouldn't really big yourself up like that.

4208
03:40:35,100 --> 03:40:35,740
They're not into that.

4209
03:40:35,800 --> 03:40:37,060
They just want you to talk about the game.

4210
03:40:38,040 --> 03:40:38,800
Yellow card.

4211
03:40:38,920 --> 03:40:39,840
You're joking Rev.

4212
03:40:40,540 --> 03:40:41,720
You're joking Rev.

4213
03:40:42,200 --> 03:40:43,980
I didn't see the incident myself.

4214
03:40:44,220 --> 03:40:45,320
You're joking Rev.

4215
03:40:46,880 --> 03:40:48,520
As you see there you man on the ball.

4216
03:40:49,240 --> 03:40:51,780
Kinda got hardly even touched like.

4217
03:40:52,120 --> 03:40:53,260
You're joking Rev.

4218
03:40:56,460 --> 03:40:59,020
promise to take the free kick for the Dutch lads.

4219
03:40:59,020 --> 03:41:01,320
It looks promisingly placed.

4220
03:41:01,560 --> 03:41:02,020
And it is.

4221
03:41:02,240 --> 03:41:02,480
Oh.

4222
03:41:03,420 --> 03:41:06,160
Our lives unfolded in slow motion there Tommy.

4223
03:41:06,540 --> 03:41:06,840
Yep.

4224
03:41:08,280 --> 03:41:10,060
Don't know how those lads didn't get on to the end of that.

4225
03:41:10,420 --> 03:41:13,580
But thanks very much to Hobie for your lovely three euro tip.

4226
03:41:13,580 --> 03:41:18,260
And humble pie porridge division for your lovely tip as well.

4227
03:41:18,400 --> 03:41:19,620
Very very kind of you.

4228
03:41:20,700 --> 03:41:21,900
Thanks very much lads.

4229
03:41:22,300 --> 03:41:23,060
It means a lot.

4230
03:41:23,520 --> 03:41:24,180
I tell you what.

4231
03:41:24,540 --> 03:41:26,640
It means a lot now if Ireland can get something out of this.

4232
03:41:26,900 --> 03:41:28,060
Just before half time.

4233
03:41:28,540 --> 03:41:30,980
We've had 85% of the passes completed.

4234
03:41:31,680 --> 03:41:33,200
You'd think the Dutch lads.

4235
03:41:33,300 --> 03:41:34,980
The total football exponents.

4236
03:41:35,220 --> 03:41:36,340
Will be schooling us there.

4237
03:41:36,380 --> 03:41:37,300
But it's not the case.

4238
03:41:37,660 --> 03:41:38,260
Or is it?

4239
03:41:38,420 --> 03:41:40,180
Have they got a little bit of steam in the tank now.

4240
03:41:40,220 --> 03:41:41,040
Before the end of the half.

4241
03:41:41,380 --> 03:41:41,800
We've got a lad.

4242
03:41:41,960 --> 03:41:42,440
Wijnaldum.

4243
03:41:42,520 --> 03:41:43,360
The other Liverpool fella.

4244
03:41:43,860 --> 03:41:45,680
Attacking down the left and the right hand side.

4245
03:41:45,880 --> 03:41:46,900
And Keogh's there to collect it.

4246
03:41:47,960 --> 03:41:48,720
Duffy's there now.

4247
03:41:50,640 --> 03:41:51,880
45 minutes on the clock.

4248
03:41:51,980 --> 03:41:52,720
Just kick it lads.

4249
03:41:53,480 --> 03:41:54,660
And that he does.

4250
03:41:54,760 --> 03:41:56,060
Shane Long trying to get on the end of this.

4251
03:41:56,160 --> 03:41:56,660
Van Dijk.

4252
03:41:56,780 --> 03:41:57,380
Misplaced header.

4253
03:41:57,500 --> 03:41:57,780
Maybe.

4254
03:41:58,280 --> 03:41:59,220
It's scrappy duty.

4255
03:41:59,360 --> 03:42:00,340
It's in the middle of the area.

4256
03:42:00,460 --> 03:42:01,600
And the Dutch lads have possession.

4257
03:42:01,600 --> 03:42:05,160
This could be a chance for them to punish us before the end of the first half.

4258
03:42:05,260 --> 03:42:07,500
In this final of the European Championships.

4259
03:42:08,300 --> 03:42:10,040
And it's dispossessed there by Richie Keogh.

4260
03:42:10,540 --> 03:42:11,300
Referee blows.

4261
03:42:11,580 --> 03:42:12,660
Free kick taken quickly.

4262
03:42:12,980 --> 03:42:13,340
Menacing.

4263
03:42:13,660 --> 03:42:14,060
Menacing.

4264
03:42:14,980 --> 03:42:16,260
Randolph with the save.

4265
03:42:16,960 --> 03:42:17,880
And a lovely.

4266
03:42:18,240 --> 03:42:18,720
Lovely.

4267
03:42:19,140 --> 03:42:19,620
Boost.

4268
03:42:20,140 --> 03:42:21,900
To the Irish psyche and spirit.

4269
03:42:22,360 --> 03:42:23,660
As we end this first half.

4270
03:42:23,840 --> 03:42:24,100
Tommy.

4271
03:42:24,400 --> 03:42:25,180
It's what we needed.

4272
03:42:25,560 --> 03:42:26,340
That's that save.

4273
03:42:26,800 --> 03:42:28,340
That will look back on the end.

4274
03:42:28,440 --> 03:42:29,260
Oh it's still a corner.

4275
03:42:29,620 --> 03:42:30,600
Still a corner here.

4276
03:42:30,600 --> 03:42:31,520
It's danger zone.

4277
03:42:35,000 --> 03:42:36,460
Taken shortly by the Dutch.

4278
03:42:36,560 --> 03:42:37,360
It's intercepted.

4279
03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:38,980
And it's going to go back out again.

4280
03:42:39,060 --> 03:42:39,660
But not far enough.

4281
03:42:39,760 --> 03:42:40,940
Blashing away lads.

4282
03:42:41,380 --> 03:42:42,460
And that you do.

4283
03:42:42,560 --> 03:42:44,180
Glen Whelan with the blast shoe.

4284
03:42:47,180 --> 03:42:48,360
I'm happy with it.

4285
03:42:48,520 --> 03:42:49,260
So far.

4286
03:42:49,620 --> 03:42:50,220
So good.

4287
03:42:50,320 --> 03:42:55,060
We haven't looked like we're going to really take any hard shots like.

4288
03:42:56,060 --> 03:42:56,940
And if we are.

4289
03:42:57,080 --> 03:42:58,560
Randolph has been looking solid.

4290
03:43:00,560 --> 03:43:02,060
Thank you very much.

4291
03:43:02,060 --> 03:43:02,080
Thank you very much.

4292
03:43:02,580 --> 03:43:02,900
Resides.

4293
03:43:03,360 --> 03:43:03,700
COVID.

4294
03:43:04,080 --> 03:43:04,540
F1.

4295
03:43:04,680 --> 03:43:05,860
CPAPS.

4296
03:43:05,980 --> 03:43:06,220
Wing.

4297
03:43:06,480 --> 03:43:06,880
Division.

4298
03:43:07,080 --> 03:43:07,200
Or.

4299
03:43:07,420 --> 03:43:08,600
Thank you very much for your tip.

4300
03:43:09,560 --> 03:43:10,480
Very very kind.

4301
03:43:10,540 --> 03:43:11,960
Let's have a little look at those highlights.

4302
03:43:12,820 --> 03:43:13,520
Thanks very much.

4303
03:43:13,660 --> 03:43:13,980
Resides.

4304
03:43:18,980 --> 03:43:21,280
Lovely bit of tunage there as well.

4305
03:43:21,280 --> 03:43:21,540
Tommy.

4306
03:43:21,600 --> 03:43:22,440
You selected this.

4307
03:43:22,800 --> 03:43:22,940
Yeah.

4308
03:43:23,000 --> 03:43:24,180
This is Miss Click.

4309
03:43:24,340 --> 03:43:26,360
She's up and coming grime artist.

4310
03:43:27,600 --> 03:43:28,920
I'm into my grime like.

4311
03:43:31,260 --> 03:43:31,700
Yeah.

4312
03:43:31,720 --> 03:43:32,420
Anything you do.

4313
03:43:34,620 --> 03:43:35,060
Yeah.

4314
03:43:36,020 --> 03:43:36,420
Yeah.

4315
03:43:36,480 --> 03:43:38,000
She's got the swag and the flow like.

4316
03:43:38,700 --> 03:43:39,780
And what about these lads?

4317
03:43:39,840 --> 03:43:41,280
There's some great highlights here.

4318
03:43:41,860 --> 03:43:43,720
Your man Duffy got the yellow card.

4319
03:43:43,840 --> 03:43:45,000
That was a shit situation.

4320
03:43:45,220 --> 03:43:53,140
And then Bergwijn managed to stick a little Bergwijn into the clutches of Randolph, the red-hand defender.

4321
03:43:55,680 --> 03:43:56,640
He's a goalkeeper.

4322
03:43:57,920 --> 03:43:58,280
Oh, right.

4323
03:43:58,360 --> 03:44:00,260
I meant, well, he's playing defensively.

4324
03:44:00,980 --> 03:44:05,120
Yeah, but if you say red-hand defender, then it just sounds like he is a loyalist, you know?

4325
03:44:06,240 --> 03:44:09,880
But, I mean, if anyone's looking like loyalists, it's the Dutch.

4326
03:44:09,880 --> 03:44:12,400
They're a team full of fucking orange lads.

4327
03:44:13,340 --> 03:44:15,680
Yeah, but they're from a different country.

4328
03:44:15,840 --> 03:44:17,840
Like, they're not from the North, like.

4329
03:44:18,480 --> 03:44:18,880
Right.

4330
03:44:19,060 --> 03:44:21,660
So, we're not playing Northern Ireland now, at this moment.

4331
03:44:21,840 --> 03:44:23,640
No, we're playing Holland, you fucking dick.

4332
03:44:25,760 --> 03:44:29,300
You're not telling me we're looking for gigs on Sky and BBC.

4333
03:44:29,960 --> 03:44:32,400
And you literally thought we were playing Northern Ireland.

4334
03:44:32,680 --> 03:44:34,940
I thought with orange men, the orange lads.

4335
03:44:36,740 --> 03:44:37,780
You're a joker.

4336
03:44:41,540 --> 03:44:43,040
Second half coming up now.

4337
03:44:43,040 --> 03:44:45,980
Lovely bit of work from Ireland in the first.

4338
03:44:46,140 --> 03:44:47,040
They really did well.

4339
03:44:47,700 --> 03:44:49,180
And look at that, Tommy Schlug.

4340
03:44:49,380 --> 03:44:49,620
What?

4341
03:44:50,240 --> 03:44:51,120
Jimbo Slice.

4342
03:44:51,580 --> 03:44:53,340
Jimbo Slice on the screen.

4343
03:44:54,540 --> 03:44:56,840
With a lovely 30-euro dream.

4344
03:44:59,540 --> 03:45:01,400
Unbelievable work from Jimbo Slice.

4345
03:45:02,540 --> 03:45:04,840
Coming out of the woodwork out of nowhere like that.

4346
03:45:08,080 --> 03:45:09,320
It's just amazing work.

4347
03:45:09,320 --> 03:45:12,220
It makes me think of the team.

4348
03:45:12,660 --> 03:45:14,260
It actually makes me think we're going to win this.

4349
03:45:15,120 --> 03:45:15,660
Yeah, we have.

4350
03:45:15,820 --> 03:45:18,000
Maybe we need just one final bit of luck.

4351
03:45:18,380 --> 03:45:21,020
Could be the porridge in the tank.

4352
03:45:21,120 --> 03:45:22,180
The gas in the tank.

4353
03:45:22,340 --> 03:45:24,340
There's a little bit in the bowl there, if we can see that.

4354
03:45:26,020 --> 03:45:27,800
Enlarge the porridge on the screen there, please.

4355
03:45:28,940 --> 03:45:29,340
Larger.

4356
03:45:29,600 --> 03:45:29,960
Larger.

4357
03:45:30,900 --> 03:45:32,660
There's no resolution for it anymore.

4358
03:45:32,900 --> 03:45:33,340
Larger.

4359
03:45:34,440 --> 03:45:35,680
That's the largest, I think.

4360
03:45:36,340 --> 03:45:37,660
Yeah, well, this is the porridge.

4361
03:45:37,760 --> 03:45:38,480
It's going in anyway.

4362
03:45:38,560 --> 03:45:42,900
There's no excuses if we lose the match now, because we had all the advantages.

4363
03:45:43,380 --> 03:45:49,840
And all the oats, all the advantages you get from banana, oats, blueberry, linseed, the organic honey.

4364
03:45:50,300 --> 03:45:51,980
And you've got the oats thrown in as well.

4365
03:45:52,580 --> 03:45:53,180
Oat-a-mendy.

4366
03:45:57,340 --> 03:45:57,820
Wow.

4367
03:46:01,060 --> 03:46:01,540
Wow.

4368
03:46:03,480 --> 03:46:04,620
Unbelievable technique.

4369
03:46:05,320 --> 03:46:06,840
And amazing porridge as well.

4370
03:46:07,660 --> 03:46:08,280
What an oats.

4371
03:46:08,820 --> 03:46:09,580
What an oats.

4372
03:46:10,480 --> 03:46:11,320
What an oats.

4373
03:46:11,520 --> 03:46:12,960
You heard it there from the man himself.

4374
03:46:13,100 --> 03:46:13,880
Get your oats.

4375
03:46:14,480 --> 03:46:15,320
And get them into you.

4376
03:46:15,900 --> 03:46:18,320
Because it'll stand here for the rest of the day.

4377
03:46:18,380 --> 03:46:18,980
Isn't that it, Thomas?

4378
03:46:19,880 --> 03:46:20,400
Really is.

4379
03:46:20,420 --> 03:46:25,240
We won't be able to do a three-hour, four-hour, you know, session with the tournament.

4380
03:46:26,120 --> 03:46:26,840
We're doing it.

4381
03:46:26,920 --> 03:46:27,460
And you know why?

4382
03:46:27,540 --> 03:46:29,980
Because the lads are going out and doing it and doing it on wet Thursday nights.

4383
03:46:31,320 --> 03:46:31,640
What?

4384
03:46:31,720 --> 03:46:33,280
Like they're eating porridge, is it?

4385
03:46:34,420 --> 03:46:34,740
Yeah.

4386
03:46:34,900 --> 03:46:35,720
Well, no, they're training.

4387
03:46:35,720 --> 03:46:36,240
All right.

4388
03:46:36,320 --> 03:46:40,520
I thought you meant like they were eating bowls of porridge out in the pissing rain on a Wednesday night.

4389
03:46:41,480 --> 03:46:44,300
A strange concept and a real strange image.

4390
03:46:44,400 --> 03:46:44,940
But look at it.

4391
03:46:45,260 --> 03:46:49,560
We won't let that estrange us from what is essentially the case here.

4392
03:46:49,700 --> 03:46:54,400
And that's Ireland are doing well against the Dutch in the Euro 2020 final.

4393
03:46:55,260 --> 03:46:57,280
We thought we'd never see it because of the COVID.

4394
03:46:57,820 --> 03:47:02,440
But we've stuck it to the COVID and told the COVID to head away.

4395
03:47:02,540 --> 03:47:05,000
No COVID for a couple of days and let us at it.

4396
03:47:05,720 --> 03:47:06,040
Yeah.

4397
03:47:06,620 --> 03:47:07,480
Let us win the cup.

4398
03:47:07,880 --> 03:47:08,640
Let us celebrate.

4399
03:47:08,640 --> 03:47:09,900
A few gaff parties.

4400
03:47:10,400 --> 03:47:10,960
It'll be great.

4401
03:47:11,500 --> 03:47:13,040
No gaff parties, Thomas.

4402
03:47:13,240 --> 03:47:15,840
You can't spread that virus.

4403
03:47:16,660 --> 03:47:17,760
Sanitize, lads.

4404
03:47:18,340 --> 03:47:19,520
Sanitize yourselves.

4405
03:47:19,980 --> 03:47:20,580
You're dirty.

4406
03:47:21,900 --> 03:47:23,880
And you can't come near us.

4407
03:47:25,760 --> 03:47:26,480
Ireland.

4408
03:47:27,100 --> 03:47:27,460
Zero.

4409
03:47:28,200 --> 03:47:28,960
Der Niederlande.

4410
03:47:29,820 --> 03:47:30,520
Zero.

4411
03:47:31,300 --> 03:47:36,480
Looking for a bit of Ronnie Wall work on the left-hand flank passage.

4412
03:47:36,620 --> 03:47:37,660
It's passage west.

4413
03:47:38,480 --> 03:47:39,220
Down there.

4414
03:47:39,700 --> 03:47:42,000
And there's fans cheering for the orange lads.

4415
03:47:42,920 --> 03:47:45,440
And Bergwies is coming on for...

4416
03:47:45,440 --> 03:47:46,540
Bergwijn.

4417
03:47:46,920 --> 03:47:49,580
Who's going off for Bergwies.

4418
03:47:49,800 --> 03:47:51,380
And it's an Irish throw.

4419
03:47:51,640 --> 03:47:53,680
Because the Dutch lads couldn't get it together.

4420
03:47:54,800 --> 03:47:56,220
Tommy Schluck, where do we stand here?

4421
03:47:56,580 --> 03:47:56,780
Well.

4422
03:47:58,120 --> 03:47:59,140
It's Wijnalbosch.

4423
03:48:00,240 --> 03:48:01,360
European Cup final.

4424
03:48:03,520 --> 03:48:05,000
You better be ready for it, baby.

4425
03:48:05,320 --> 03:48:05,960
Because it's coming.

4426
03:48:06,420 --> 03:48:07,380
It's coming at you hard.

4427
03:48:08,180 --> 03:48:08,920
Hard and fast.

4428
03:48:10,220 --> 03:48:11,720
It said hard.

4429
03:48:12,300 --> 03:48:13,420
And not hard.

4430
03:48:13,720 --> 03:48:14,240
Therefore...

4431
03:48:15,080 --> 03:48:17,400
The porridge has got me a little bit spooked.

4432
03:48:18,380 --> 03:48:21,340
Didn't expect there so much linseed.

4433
03:48:21,820 --> 03:48:24,120
But I was feckin' millin' it into myself.

4434
03:48:25,180 --> 03:48:26,080
And I tell you something.

4435
03:48:26,080 --> 03:48:29,660
That linseed was milled even before I was millin' it.

4436
03:48:30,240 --> 03:48:31,080
It really was.

4437
03:48:31,340 --> 03:48:32,500
That's what it said on the packet.

4438
03:48:32,980 --> 03:48:36,220
As the Dutch boys are trying to get a packet of noodles

4439
03:48:36,220 --> 03:48:37,120
into the box there.

4440
03:48:37,220 --> 03:48:39,660
See if we can stick the kettle on and warm them up for them.

4441
03:48:40,360 --> 03:48:41,100
But it's not going to happen.

4442
03:48:41,300 --> 03:48:42,100
The Irish have possession.

4443
03:48:42,320 --> 03:48:43,500
It's a great little bit of play with.

4444
03:48:43,740 --> 03:48:46,120
Hendrik in the central midfield area.

4445
03:48:46,260 --> 03:48:46,480
He's fine.

4446
03:48:46,720 --> 03:48:47,220
Harry Arter.

4447
03:48:47,500 --> 03:48:48,860
Patrick Hero from the last couple of games.

4448
03:48:49,100 --> 03:48:49,240
Look.

4449
03:48:49,340 --> 03:48:49,940
Lovely ball.

4450
03:48:49,940 --> 03:48:50,640
Lovely weight.

4451
03:48:50,880 --> 03:48:51,480
Lovely long.

4452
03:48:51,620 --> 03:48:52,040
Post.

4453
03:48:52,340 --> 03:48:52,840
Follow up.

4454
03:48:53,080 --> 03:48:53,860
Not necessary.

4455
03:48:54,180 --> 03:48:54,880
Can't get to it.

4456
03:48:55,460 --> 03:48:56,400
The Dutch have got to it.

4457
03:48:56,960 --> 03:48:58,660
The Irish could have a chance here.

4458
03:48:58,720 --> 03:48:59,500
But it's not going to happen.

4459
03:48:59,780 --> 03:49:01,240
As the lads get the ball away.

4460
03:49:01,380 --> 03:49:04,800
It's a blank ball in terms of Ireland's attempt on goal.

4461
03:49:05,480 --> 03:49:06,280
Against the post.

4462
03:49:06,360 --> 03:49:09,300
The closest we have seen during the match so far.

4463
03:49:09,920 --> 03:49:13,840
As total football is being played here by the Dutch.

4464
03:49:14,240 --> 03:49:15,560
Passing and floating.

4465
03:49:15,980 --> 03:49:18,160
And there's one moving in towards the six yarder.

4466
03:49:18,420 --> 03:49:21,380
But there's nothing on it for the lads who want it.

4467
03:49:21,520 --> 03:49:25,080
And it goes out for a Randolph kick from the goal.

4468
03:49:26,720 --> 03:49:28,020
The Dutch can move.

4469
03:49:29,200 --> 03:49:30,100
They can groove.

4470
03:49:31,520 --> 03:49:33,740
From their heads right down to their shoes.

4471
03:49:34,180 --> 03:49:34,440
Yeah.

4472
03:49:34,560 --> 03:49:35,340
Or clogs.

4473
03:49:35,680 --> 03:49:36,800
Or clogs as well.

4474
03:49:38,180 --> 03:49:40,220
Never seen a man wearing clogs though.

4475
03:49:42,560 --> 03:49:44,100
But were you ever in Holland?

4476
03:49:44,740 --> 03:49:45,480
I wasn't, no.

4477
03:49:47,420 --> 03:49:47,760
Oh.

4478
03:49:48,400 --> 03:49:50,840
I'm supposed to wear those crocs now, Tom.

4479
03:49:50,900 --> 03:49:52,060
You ever see lads wearing those?

4480
03:49:53,320 --> 03:49:53,680
Yeah.

4481
03:49:53,780 --> 03:49:56,480
I was talking to a lad down the pub.

4482
03:49:56,560 --> 03:49:57,340
I was wearing one.

4483
03:49:59,060 --> 03:50:00,340
He was wearing one of them.

4484
03:50:00,420 --> 03:50:01,340
Just one croc.

4485
03:50:01,660 --> 03:50:01,880
Yeah.

4486
03:50:01,940 --> 03:50:02,940
You just have one croc.

4487
03:50:03,360 --> 03:50:05,440
And then on the other foot, just a sock.

4488
03:50:07,000 --> 03:50:11,120
Tell me more about this strange encounter that definitely happened to you in the pub.

4489
03:50:11,800 --> 03:50:14,540
Well, he was just talking about how good crocs were.

4490
03:50:14,540 --> 03:50:17,340
And I was saying to him, they mustn't be that good if you're only wearing one of them.

4491
03:50:20,280 --> 03:50:23,160
What a hilarious story from Tommy Schlug.

4492
03:50:23,200 --> 03:50:23,920
And that's what you get.

4493
03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:25,520
And Shane Long, punishment.

4494
03:50:26,820 --> 03:50:27,280
No.

4495
03:50:27,600 --> 03:50:28,120
The Dutch.

4496
03:50:28,840 --> 03:50:31,460
Great bit of goalkeeping from the Dutch goalkeeper there.

4497
03:50:32,320 --> 03:50:33,760
Oh, lovely bit of header work here.

4498
03:50:33,900 --> 03:50:34,820
Hendrik shoots.

4499
03:50:35,200 --> 03:50:36,280
Hendrik scores.

4500
03:50:36,800 --> 03:50:43,340
COVID 19! COVID 19! COVID 19!

4501
03:50:43,340 --> 03:50:50,360
One more time, we're gonna isolate, oh yeah, alright, and get that COVID.

4502
03:50:50,360 --> 03:51:01,360
Mmm, yeah. Set up isolation. Ay-yay. Mmm. Alright.

4503
03:51:01,360 --> 03:51:13,320
Unbelievable work from the boys. Fantastic maneuverance. Classic finishers. Unbelievable

4504
03:51:13,320 --> 03:51:24,080
plans. Shane Long glancing header. Jeff Hendrick shoots. Knows where it's going the moment he

4505
03:51:24,080 --> 03:51:34,600
leaves it both. He knows it's going into the back of the rat trap. That lad's on fire.

4506
03:51:34,600 --> 03:51:39,720
Ireland are winning 1-0 against the Netherlands the final and Shane Long is making another attack

4507
03:51:39,720 --> 03:51:48,080
here. A chance to make it two perhaps. Brady. Lovely ball to find Arter. Arter. Back to Maguire.

4508
03:51:48,080 --> 03:52:17,240
Maguire. Maguire. Two. Ah! Just past the post. Real close range control from Maguire. It just failed. And the last moment. And that ball goes right past the post. Great. Shot from the lads. Thanks so much for the tipsters there. Maggie Gabaldo. Kev. Kev. Daddy Barn. And Jake Mander. Fantastic lads. Maggie Gabaldo. Maggie Gabaldo.

4509
03:52:17,240 --> 03:52:47,120
Oh. Just thank you so much. Ireland are still in the lead here. And they're not giving up hope. It's unbelievable. It's like they're hungry for blood. Brady ball. Brady ball. He's got long in support. He uses him. Let me do the play by play Tommy. Ireland are still on the possession ball now. And Coleman has it. He sweeps it out to Hendrick. Hendrick. Coleman's making another run.

4510
03:52:47,120 --> 03:53:06,120
Lovely. Lovely. Through time ball. Through time boys. It's essential. And the Dutch sweep that up with a lovely massive yard brush. And it looks as though Long is coming back. And Whelan's having a little bit of an attack. But that's a great lovely weighted ball to Bergwiss. It's Bergwiss.

4511
03:53:06,120 --> 03:53:08,520
He fights off his marker. Bergwitz cuts inside.

4512
03:53:09,000 --> 03:53:11,300
Tries to pass it to someone else. Doesn't work out for him.

4513
03:53:11,980 --> 03:53:14,540
Ireland need to get this ball out. Harry Arter.

4514
03:53:15,300 --> 03:53:17,340
Harry Arter's got tons of space and time.

4515
03:53:17,680 --> 03:53:21,320
He feels like Stephen Hawkins when he's writing that big book that he wrote.

4516
03:53:21,720 --> 03:53:27,300
And he's got some support. He doesn't give anyone enough ball to see other than himself.

4517
03:53:28,020 --> 03:53:30,500
And the Dutch have got a hold of it. We've only 10 minutes left.

4518
03:53:30,720 --> 03:53:33,960
It looks dangerous. It looks horrible. It's not nice.

4519
03:53:34,260 --> 03:53:43,860
It's 1-1. No. Just no. Just no.

4520
03:53:56,480 --> 03:54:02,080
Just when you thought you were about to crack open the postcards and start sending off

4521
03:54:02,080 --> 03:54:04,500
postcards to everyone around the world.

4522
03:54:04,940 --> 03:54:06,780
Why? Because we'd have won it.

4523
03:54:07,020 --> 03:54:09,380
That's not something you do when you win a fucking cup.

4524
03:54:10,320 --> 03:54:12,140
I don't know. I was just trying to come up with something, Tom.

4525
03:54:12,200 --> 03:54:14,520
But just when you thought you were going to write the postcards to people,

4526
03:54:16,240 --> 03:54:20,320
the Dutch come along with their clogs on and their fecking edam.

4527
03:54:21,160 --> 03:54:23,040
Lovely cheese. Dutch gouda as well.

4528
03:54:23,440 --> 03:54:24,880
Smoked. Smoked gouda.

4529
03:54:25,360 --> 03:54:28,940
Lovely slice. I smoked gouda. And they say, look at lads.

4530
03:54:29,720 --> 03:54:31,360
Look at the cheese we have.

4531
03:54:32,940 --> 03:54:34,580
Look at the cheese we have.

4532
03:54:35,540 --> 03:54:41,060
And now it's 1-1. We've only 10 minutes of normal time to play on the clock.

4533
03:54:41,720 --> 03:54:45,580
In this UEFA Euro 2020 final. Ireland on the breaking ball.

4534
03:54:45,580 --> 03:54:50,400
Down the right-hand side with Brady. Hendrik's looking for the ball. Screaming for it. He's giving him it.

4535
03:54:50,660 --> 03:54:56,400
Hendrik finds Arter. Arter. Edge of space and time. Stephen Hawking to Long. Long doesn't snatch it.

4536
03:54:56,680 --> 03:55:00,700
And it's kicked away by the Dutch lads. And rattlesnakes back into the danger zone by Ireland.

4537
03:55:00,900 --> 03:55:06,980
It's a lovely piece of play. Harry Arter. Piece of skill. Finds Hendrik. Hendrik. Arter. Arter.

4538
03:55:07,300 --> 03:55:11,520
Loses the ball in the final hurdle. These lads are going to need a change of legs.

4539
03:55:12,560 --> 03:55:17,740
And this is horrible now from an Irish perspective. The Dutch are attacking Virgil van Dijk. What's he like?

4540
03:55:17,940 --> 03:55:20,100
He's losing the ball. That's what he's like.

4541
03:55:20,300 --> 03:55:26,180
You can do it for Liverpool. But can you do it on a fucking Tuesday night against the boys in green?

4542
03:55:26,180 --> 03:55:28,480
Last chance saloon for Ireland.

4543
03:55:32,200 --> 03:55:38,080
I'd like to apologise there for the usage of a foul language word on behalf of France.

4544
03:55:38,380 --> 03:55:44,080
Sorry about that lads. This is just... It's getting too much for me. I hope that ye are...

4545
03:55:44,800 --> 03:55:50,540
Are taking that into account as the Netherlands start to build again here.

4546
03:55:51,460 --> 03:55:55,320
And they're trying to force an error and dance around on the edge of the box.

4547
03:55:55,440 --> 03:55:58,860
And it's a floating through ball to try and find that lad up front for them.

4548
03:55:58,920 --> 03:56:01,240
It's not working out for them. Never worked out for them.

4549
03:56:01,440 --> 03:56:02,820
It was never going to work out for them.

4550
03:56:03,340 --> 03:56:06,380
And that's an offside. Steve Agrisovic. Thanks so much.

4551
03:56:06,720 --> 03:56:08,580
It's great to have Steve Agrisovic watching the show.

4552
03:56:08,680 --> 03:56:11,420
Brendan Fortune. Thank you so much as well.

4553
03:56:11,920 --> 03:56:13,140
It's very kindy you lads.

4554
03:56:13,520 --> 03:56:19,860
And everyone who is... So kindly watched and tipped. Thank you very much.

4555
03:56:21,060 --> 03:56:23,680
Hendrik has nothing left in the tank. He needs to be subbed.

4556
03:56:24,080 --> 03:56:26,080
But we could be going for extra time right now.

4557
03:56:26,320 --> 03:56:28,340
So we're going to hold the cards close to the chest.

4558
03:56:28,500 --> 03:56:32,880
As Harry Arter maintains a little bit of composure and finds Long to Hendrik.

4559
03:56:33,080 --> 03:56:36,360
Through ball to Brady. Brady. Selfless. Long.

4560
03:56:36,360 --> 03:56:38,200
Long for the follow-up.

4561
03:56:38,940 --> 03:56:42,400
Oh! So close for Ireland. So near.

4562
03:56:43,520 --> 03:56:45,620
They've still got it. There's still time.

4563
03:56:45,860 --> 03:56:49,180
I threw ball to Hendrik. Rolls it back to Arter. Arter.

4564
03:56:50,200 --> 03:56:52,860
Flue ball to fucking around to Hendrik and it goes out.

4565
03:56:53,220 --> 03:56:56,060
I apologise lads. I'm getting too spooked out of it here.

4566
03:56:58,420 --> 03:57:00,960
Jesus Christ. We're going through extra time.

4567
03:57:01,640 --> 03:57:06,640
And you better believe that this is going to be the wildest game of football you're ever about to see.

4568
03:57:07,340 --> 03:57:08,060
Two teams.

4569
03:57:09,000 --> 03:57:10,480
Two locks of passion.

4570
03:57:11,220 --> 03:57:12,160
Two locks of position.

4571
03:57:12,760 --> 03:57:13,700
Two locks of shots.

4572
03:57:14,080 --> 03:57:15,120
Two locks of fouls.

4573
03:57:15,880 --> 03:57:16,740
Two locks of passes.

4574
03:57:18,440 --> 03:57:19,460
The boys have everything.

4575
03:57:19,940 --> 03:57:20,760
They're giving everything.

4576
03:57:21,220 --> 03:57:22,280
They're doing what's needed.

4577
03:57:22,280 --> 03:57:28,920
It's a crazy, crazy world here.

4578
03:57:30,500 --> 03:57:31,400
At Old Trafford.

4579
03:57:32,040 --> 03:57:34,340
For the European UEFA Cup 20...

4580
03:57:34,340 --> 03:57:35,740
Or UEFA 2020 final.

4581
03:57:35,820 --> 03:57:36,540
I beg your pardon.

4582
03:57:36,760 --> 03:57:39,920
International tournament on professional mode.

4583
03:57:40,020 --> 03:57:42,540
We've never seen this tournament won on professional mode.

4584
03:57:43,820 --> 03:57:45,680
We're going to see it won tonight.

4585
03:57:45,800 --> 03:57:47,020
But who's going to win it, Thomas?

4586
03:57:47,100 --> 03:57:49,360
Is it going to be the boys in orange?

4587
03:57:49,820 --> 03:57:50,720
The orange men?

4588
03:57:51,460 --> 03:57:53,180
Or is it going to be the green lads?

4589
03:57:53,380 --> 03:57:54,240
The boys in green.

4590
03:57:54,660 --> 03:57:54,980
Ireland.

4591
03:57:56,120 --> 03:57:57,060
It's hard to tell.

4592
03:57:57,180 --> 03:57:58,340
You know, you want your heart.

4593
03:57:58,580 --> 03:57:59,700
Wants it to be Ireland.

4594
03:58:00,920 --> 03:58:03,900
But when I look at the technical ability of the Dutch.

4595
03:58:05,080 --> 03:58:07,540
Some of that old school Cruyff magic.

4596
03:58:08,760 --> 03:58:11,220
Those lads that have come through the ranks at Ajax.

4597
03:58:11,440 --> 03:58:12,160
Rotterdam.

4598
03:58:13,480 --> 03:58:14,420
PSV Eindhoven.

4599
03:58:15,680 --> 03:58:17,800
These clubs foster and nurture.

4600
03:58:18,600 --> 03:58:21,280
Through exponents of the total football game.

4601
03:58:22,480 --> 03:58:25,000
Their appetite for destruction is second to none.

4602
03:58:25,860 --> 03:58:27,000
Their passing is sublime.

4603
03:58:28,200 --> 03:58:29,760
Their finishing is acute.

4604
03:58:32,760 --> 03:58:33,900
But I tell you something.

4605
03:58:34,460 --> 03:58:37,920
We've got a bit of Pete burning in the oven ourselves.

4606
03:58:39,160 --> 03:58:40,160
We really do.

4607
03:58:40,300 --> 03:58:41,320
We stuck it to them.

4608
03:58:41,420 --> 03:58:42,100
We stuck it to them.

4609
03:58:42,200 --> 03:58:43,800
Not without our chances as well.

4610
03:58:44,460 --> 03:58:45,420
And we defended.

4611
03:58:45,960 --> 03:58:49,740
I'm really proud of the way we have defended tonight.

4612
03:58:50,340 --> 03:58:51,760
I'm going to come out and say that.

4613
03:58:52,720 --> 03:58:55,640
Because there's a lot of critics out there.

4614
03:58:56,640 --> 03:58:57,740
In their papers.

4615
03:58:57,740 --> 03:58:59,860
Ready to give out about these lads.

4616
03:59:00,860 --> 03:59:02,460
But you see nothing tonight.

4617
03:59:02,700 --> 03:59:05,900
Other than 110% determination.

4618
03:59:06,520 --> 03:59:07,440
Passion for the ball.

4619
03:59:07,780 --> 03:59:08,680
Passion for the jersey.

4620
03:59:09,000 --> 03:59:09,980
And passion for the win.

4621
03:59:10,900 --> 03:59:13,640
And it's about the corner Tom.

4622
03:59:13,700 --> 03:59:14,460
It's around the corner.

4623
03:59:14,540 --> 03:59:15,180
It's going to happen.

4624
03:59:17,080 --> 03:59:17,520
Yeah.

4625
03:59:17,520 --> 03:59:17,520
Yeah.

4626
03:59:17,520 --> 03:59:18,100
I'm glad.

4627
03:59:18,220 --> 03:59:20,880
I just wish I could be as confident as you.

4628
03:59:22,580 --> 03:59:23,060
Because.

4629
03:59:24,340 --> 03:59:27,460
You just can't underestimate the Orange Lodge.

4630
03:59:28,800 --> 03:59:29,440
Sorry.

4631
03:59:29,540 --> 03:59:30,200
The Orange Boys.

4632
03:59:30,340 --> 03:59:30,800
The Dutch lads.

4633
03:59:31,240 --> 03:59:32,080
Not the Orange Lodge.

4634
03:59:32,400 --> 03:59:32,540
Yeah.

4635
03:59:32,560 --> 03:59:32,860
Apologies.

4636
03:59:33,020 --> 03:59:33,200
Sorry.

4637
03:59:33,280 --> 03:59:34,960
Not the Orange Lodge.

4638
03:59:35,280 --> 03:59:37,560
The lads of North.

4639
03:59:37,720 --> 03:59:38,580
Nothing to do with it.

4640
03:59:40,140 --> 03:59:42,360
Freudian slip or something from Thomas there.

4641
03:59:42,440 --> 03:59:42,780
But anyway.

4642
03:59:42,860 --> 03:59:44,320
Let's move along swiftly.

4643
03:59:45,020 --> 03:59:46,020
At pace.

4644
03:59:46,020 --> 03:59:48,180
And go into our game plan mode here.

4645
03:59:48,260 --> 03:59:49,660
And see who we can swap around.

4646
03:59:49,740 --> 03:59:50,080
Thomas.

4647
03:59:50,400 --> 03:59:51,460
Your thoughts please.

4648
03:59:53,160 --> 03:59:54,340
Gotta take off our.

4649
03:59:54,640 --> 03:59:55,320
It's the Trident.

4650
03:59:55,460 --> 03:59:55,640
You know.

4651
03:59:55,700 --> 03:59:56,200
It's the Trident.

4652
03:59:56,280 --> 03:59:56,980
Test your Trident.

4653
03:59:58,120 --> 04:00:00,280
You're talking about the trifecta.

4654
04:00:00,640 --> 04:00:00,860
The.

4655
04:00:02,380 --> 04:00:03,560
Poseidon spear job.

4656
04:00:03,600 --> 04:00:03,840
Is it?

4657
04:00:04,180 --> 04:00:04,920
The three lads.

4658
04:00:05,040 --> 04:00:05,620
The three amigos.

4659
04:00:05,620 --> 04:00:06,820
Last tres friends.

4660
04:00:07,620 --> 04:00:08,480
I'm talking.

4661
04:00:09,300 --> 04:00:11,120
Season the McLeans of production.

4662
04:00:11,320 --> 04:00:12,700
With James McLean on the left wing.

4663
04:00:13,500 --> 04:00:13,740
Right.

4664
04:00:14,140 --> 04:00:15,840
Tell me more about this ideology.

4665
04:00:15,840 --> 04:00:16,280
You've got.

4666
04:00:17,500 --> 04:00:18,480
Saying so long.

4667
04:00:18,620 --> 04:00:19,880
To Mr. S. Long.

4668
04:00:20,960 --> 04:00:21,880
Sayonara long.

4669
04:00:22,940 --> 04:00:23,900
Long time no see.

4670
04:00:25,320 --> 04:00:26,660
Swapping him for the gold machine.

4671
04:00:26,760 --> 04:00:27,280
McGoldrick.

4672
04:00:29,080 --> 04:00:30,220
McGoldrick's on the pitch.

4673
04:00:34,080 --> 04:00:35,080
Then finally.

4674
04:00:37,080 --> 04:00:38,320
Getting that lad Brown.

4675
04:00:39,260 --> 04:00:40,220
Sticking him up the town.

4676
04:00:41,180 --> 04:00:41,660
You serious.

4677
04:00:41,760 --> 04:00:44,040
He's only a 63 rating out in that wing Thomas.

4678
04:00:44,040 --> 04:00:47,300
Move him in a little bit there.

4679
04:00:47,360 --> 04:00:48,100
Make him a striker.

4680
04:00:48,200 --> 04:00:49,100
He moves up to 60.

4681
04:00:50,100 --> 04:00:50,940
67 then.

4682
04:00:52,540 --> 04:00:53,640
You know your onions Thomas.

4683
04:00:55,420 --> 04:00:56,160
Thanks very much.

4684
04:00:57,260 --> 04:00:57,760
Are you actually.

4685
04:00:57,920 --> 04:00:58,140
Where.

4686
04:00:58,300 --> 04:00:59,760
Is there an onion on you at the moment.

4687
04:00:59,820 --> 04:01:00,860
Because I can smell an onion.

4688
04:01:02,960 --> 04:01:03,340
This one.

4689
04:01:03,440 --> 04:01:04,440
Just in the pocket from earlier.

4690
04:01:04,560 --> 04:01:05,840
Why do you have an onion in your pocket?

4691
04:01:07,420 --> 04:01:08,060
It's for sandwiches.

4692
04:01:09,060 --> 04:01:12,520
But does it not, do you not find that doesn't help your situation as a human?

4693
04:01:12,740 --> 04:01:14,980
You know, in one-on-one, kind of a one-on-one scenario.

4694
04:01:15,240 --> 04:01:20,060
The onion isn't really an, it's not really like people want to smell an onion on one-on-one.

4695
04:01:20,580 --> 04:01:25,060
Never found it to ever stop me from achieving anything but my full potential.

4696
04:01:25,880 --> 04:01:27,080
And what would be your potential?

4697
04:01:27,080 --> 04:01:30,240
On a day-to-day basis, Tom, what would be your potential?

4698
04:01:30,960 --> 04:01:33,060
35 full-on creamy screamers.

4699
04:01:34,640 --> 04:01:37,780
The second half, the first, sorry, I beg your pardon.

4700
04:01:38,120 --> 04:01:41,560
The extra time is about to get underway here.

4701
04:01:41,960 --> 04:01:44,860
Please, stay with us, don't go away.

4702
04:01:46,040 --> 04:01:48,140
Because the extra time is coming up.

4703
04:01:48,400 --> 04:01:50,720
The UEFA, Euro 2022 final.

4704
04:01:51,300 --> 04:01:52,240
Or 2020 final.

4705
04:01:53,200 --> 04:01:54,720
Qatar World Cup is 2022.

4706
04:01:55,540 --> 04:01:57,500
The Euros is 2020, get it right.

4707
04:01:58,780 --> 04:02:02,000
It's just, you know, with it, we'd have been cancelled by COVID and then resurrected.

4708
04:02:02,240 --> 04:02:03,020
Thank Christ.

4709
04:02:04,120 --> 04:02:04,600
Resurrected.

4710
04:02:04,760 --> 04:02:06,120
Don't take the Lord's name in vain.

4711
04:02:06,940 --> 04:02:08,300
But it's in a positive way.

4712
04:02:08,380 --> 04:02:09,640
Can I not say thank him?

4713
04:02:09,780 --> 04:02:12,040
I'm thanking the Lord for the situation.

4714
04:02:13,180 --> 04:02:14,820
Still, it's a grey area, like, you know.

4715
04:02:18,260 --> 04:02:19,140
Whatever the weather.

4716
04:02:21,100 --> 04:02:23,600
Ireland have taken it to 90 minutes against the Dutch.

4717
04:02:27,100 --> 04:02:33,840
The referee has blown on his magic pipe of peace to signify that extra time will be played.

4718
04:02:35,180 --> 04:02:36,600
So, are you ready at home?

4719
04:02:37,280 --> 04:02:38,980
Are you ready to go one more time?

4720
04:02:41,180 --> 04:02:42,420
Let's get stuck into this.

4721
04:02:42,420 --> 04:02:48,500
One more time.

4722
04:02:48,560 --> 04:02:49,840
We're gonna isolate.

4723
04:02:50,640 --> 04:02:51,420
Oh, yeah.

4724
04:02:51,640 --> 04:02:52,380
All right.

4725
04:02:52,440 --> 04:02:53,640
Don't get that COVID.

4726
04:02:55,140 --> 04:02:56,600
Oh, yeah.

4727
04:02:59,560 --> 04:02:59,960
Ireland.

4728
04:03:00,420 --> 04:03:02,120
Get the game off with Whelan.

4729
04:03:02,240 --> 04:03:03,020
Out to Duffy.

4730
04:03:03,260 --> 04:03:03,620
Duffy.

4731
04:03:03,860 --> 04:03:04,840
To De Jong.

4732
04:03:05,480 --> 04:03:07,360
It's a dejected ball out the way.

4733
04:03:07,520 --> 04:03:08,140
Sean Breen.

4734
04:03:08,280 --> 04:03:09,060
Thanks for the tip.

4735
04:03:09,120 --> 04:03:09,900
You know what I mean.

4736
04:03:10,540 --> 04:03:11,060
Thanks, Sean.

4737
04:03:11,940 --> 04:03:12,600
For the tip.

4738
04:03:12,720 --> 04:03:13,500
And Tuble Quack.

4739
04:03:13,960 --> 04:03:15,120
Thanks for your tip as well.

4740
04:03:16,420 --> 04:03:18,100
The Dutch are trying to get in early here.

4741
04:03:18,540 --> 04:03:20,200
We need to get that ball up to the trident.

4742
04:03:20,780 --> 04:03:22,000
Tested trifecta.

4743
04:03:22,280 --> 04:03:23,100
The triceratops.

4744
04:03:23,180 --> 04:03:24,280
If it was a dinosaur.

4745
04:03:24,460 --> 04:03:26,640
Remember, we did make that point earlier.

4746
04:03:26,720 --> 04:03:27,740
It would be a triceratops.

4747
04:03:28,160 --> 04:03:29,300
But it would eat meat.

4748
04:03:29,360 --> 04:03:30,200
It'd be a carnivore.

4749
04:03:30,640 --> 04:03:32,360
I don't think that triceratops was.

4750
04:03:32,480 --> 04:03:33,160
Could be wrong, though.

4751
04:03:33,220 --> 04:03:36,240
Horns would suggest it needed to gouge its enemy.

4752
04:03:36,580 --> 04:03:37,460
Look at this now.

4753
04:03:37,760 --> 04:03:38,200
McGoldrick.

4754
04:03:39,800 --> 04:03:40,240
Brown.

4755
04:03:41,500 --> 04:03:42,520
Brown for Ireland.

4756
04:03:42,840 --> 04:03:44,580
Just ricocheted off the goalkeeper.

4757
04:03:44,760 --> 04:03:45,660
The Irish still have it.

4758
04:03:46,180 --> 04:03:46,700
Harry Arter.

4759
04:03:46,920 --> 04:03:47,720
Lots of ballooning.

4760
04:03:48,240 --> 04:03:50,060
Hendricks looking for it, but he can't get onto it.

4761
04:03:50,100 --> 04:03:52,040
And even if he could, probably offside anyway.

4762
04:03:52,300 --> 04:03:53,520
Thanks, Sean Breen, for the tip.

4763
04:03:53,980 --> 04:03:54,960
Thanks very much, Sean Breen.

4764
04:03:55,880 --> 04:03:56,240
Steve.

4765
04:03:56,680 --> 04:03:57,560
Steve Ogrisovich.

4766
04:03:58,260 --> 04:03:59,300
Steve Ogrisovich.

4767
04:03:59,540 --> 04:04:00,340
Steve Ogrisovich.

4768
04:04:01,280 --> 04:04:02,140
And Mick McCarthy.

4769
04:04:05,180 --> 04:04:07,000
Get Glenn Whelan on the pitch, you said.

4770
04:04:07,300 --> 04:04:08,960
He's already on the pitch, for God's sake.

4771
04:04:09,320 --> 04:04:10,380
He's heading the ball right now.

4772
04:04:10,640 --> 04:04:10,980
Whelan.

4773
04:04:11,200 --> 04:04:12,060
Heads it to McGoldrick.

4774
04:04:12,640 --> 04:04:13,320
Offside again.

4775
04:04:13,360 --> 04:04:14,260
Are you joking me, ref?

4776
04:04:14,940 --> 04:04:15,940
High line being played here.

4777
04:04:15,940 --> 04:04:16,760
Played here by the Dutch.

4778
04:04:16,820 --> 04:04:22,520
If we can exploit that at some stage of the game, then that would really help bolster our chances.

4779
04:04:23,280 --> 04:04:24,980
To a lovely ball scenario.

4780
04:04:25,420 --> 04:04:26,040
Look at the boys.

4781
04:04:26,160 --> 04:04:28,480
The Dutch lads are pressing really heavy on our box.

4782
04:04:28,480 --> 04:04:31,800
Our box cannot cope with the pressure of the Dutch.

4783
04:04:32,680 --> 04:04:33,300
And Van Dijk is huge.

4784
04:04:33,300 --> 04:04:34,980
And gets to that ball.

4785
04:04:35,920 --> 04:04:38,380
And Wijnaldum loses to Harry Arter.

4786
04:04:38,380 --> 04:04:41,080
The referee blows his piece of pipe.

4787
04:04:42,020 --> 04:04:49,400
And Struthman, the Stroopwafelmaster, is Harry Arterd out of it in a real art attack situation.

4788
04:04:51,980 --> 04:04:56,600
Wijnaldum got clattered by Harry Arterd.

4789
04:04:59,600 --> 04:05:03,820
And this is a promise free kick for Holland.

4790
04:05:04,500 --> 04:05:05,120
Dodgy!

4791
04:05:05,800 --> 04:05:07,000
Oh no!

4792
04:05:07,000 --> 04:05:07,080
Oh no!

4793
04:05:14,260 --> 04:05:16,080
It's not what you want to see, is it?

4794
04:05:19,620 --> 04:05:22,320
It's not what you want to see at all.

4795
04:05:26,660 --> 04:05:29,540
Same such or some such, thank you very much.

4796
04:05:29,840 --> 04:05:31,280
Some such, thank you very much.

4797
04:05:32,360 --> 04:05:36,180
Sorry that your, uh, the feeling in my voice is gone.

4798
04:05:37,160 --> 04:05:43,380
I'm happy that you tipped, but at the same time, it comes at a moment of grief for myself and Tommy.

4799
04:05:44,240 --> 04:05:44,860
Pure grief.

4800
04:05:45,680 --> 04:05:47,520
COVID-19 doesn't even come close.

4801
04:05:49,040 --> 04:05:49,800
It's the Dutch.

4802
04:05:50,500 --> 04:05:52,120
Sticking a bit of cheese past you.

4803
04:05:52,960 --> 04:05:53,640
A cheese post.

4804
04:05:55,520 --> 04:05:57,480
Whatever about their redamming their gouda.

4805
04:06:01,280 --> 04:06:02,660
They can play a bit of ball.

4806
04:06:02,940 --> 04:06:04,000
Now, Wieland.

4807
04:06:05,540 --> 04:06:05,940
Hendrik.

4808
04:06:06,060 --> 04:06:08,160
Ireland need to build, and they need to build fast now.

4809
04:06:08,380 --> 04:06:09,220
McGoldrick in the middle.

4810
04:06:09,380 --> 04:06:11,020
Out to the right-hand, left-hand flank.

4811
04:06:11,100 --> 04:06:11,680
Jimmy McLean.

4812
04:06:11,760 --> 04:06:12,280
Looks for Arter.

4813
04:06:12,840 --> 04:06:13,420
Shitball low.

4814
04:06:13,780 --> 04:06:15,200
It hits off his left, right back.

4815
04:06:15,820 --> 04:06:18,160
The right back for the Dutchies, and the Dutchies have control.

4816
04:06:18,280 --> 04:06:19,220
Position of the balloon.

4817
04:06:19,460 --> 04:06:20,860
They're taking the ball to themselves.

4818
04:06:21,000 --> 04:06:25,920
They're passing it amongst themselves, like men who have a brand new ball to play with.

4819
04:06:26,300 --> 04:06:30,720
And it looks as though the Dutch are going to try and strike us again with a lovely bit of passwork.

4820
04:06:31,060 --> 04:06:34,840
Indeed, it's the total football we've come to love and know so much from these guys.

4821
04:06:35,120 --> 04:06:36,000
And it's laughed it in.

4822
04:06:36,040 --> 04:06:37,760
It goes over the head of an Irish defender.

4823
04:06:40,320 --> 04:06:42,020
Hendrik sweeps up the balloon.

4824
04:06:42,620 --> 04:06:43,620
Passes it out then.

4825
04:06:44,280 --> 04:06:45,080
To find Brown.

4826
04:06:45,080 --> 04:06:46,880
It's a brown ball to the middle.

4827
04:06:46,960 --> 04:06:48,040
Though finds zero.

4828
04:06:48,500 --> 04:06:49,200
Richie Keough.

4829
04:06:49,540 --> 04:06:50,380
Lovely crisps.

4830
04:06:50,740 --> 04:06:52,480
Passes the ball with that left peg of him.

4831
04:06:52,720 --> 04:06:53,480
It's right now.

4832
04:06:53,800 --> 04:06:56,000
And I tell you, this guy on the left wing for the Dutch.

4833
04:06:56,140 --> 04:06:58,460
He's a dangerous man to watch out for.

4834
04:06:58,640 --> 04:06:59,700
It's an outside shot.

4835
04:06:59,900 --> 04:07:00,580
It's a deflection.

4836
04:07:00,880 --> 04:07:02,480
And it goes out for a Dutch.

4837
04:07:03,280 --> 04:07:04,160
Corner ball.

4838
04:07:04,300 --> 04:07:05,420
107 minutes.

4839
04:07:05,580 --> 04:07:06,200
Tommy Schlug.

4840
04:07:06,880 --> 04:07:10,380
Ireland need to get their finger out and get themselves together.

4841
04:07:10,760 --> 04:07:12,920
It's not going to work like this, lads.

4842
04:07:12,920 --> 04:07:12,960
It's not going to work like this, lads.

4843
04:07:13,760 --> 04:07:15,220
We've come so far.

4844
04:07:17,220 --> 04:07:17,940
Kim Jong Un.

4845
04:07:18,380 --> 04:07:18,860
Official.

4846
04:07:19,180 --> 04:07:21,120
Thank you very much, Kim Jong Un.

4847
04:07:21,180 --> 04:07:21,620
Official.

4848
04:07:21,680 --> 04:07:22,380
For your tip.

4849
04:07:22,880 --> 04:07:23,900
Thanks, Kim Jong Un.

4850
04:07:24,540 --> 04:07:24,920
Official.

4851
04:07:25,980 --> 04:07:26,480
Oh.

4852
04:07:27,940 --> 04:07:32,420
Referee blows on his pipe of destiny to signify the end of that.

4853
04:07:33,040 --> 04:07:34,000
And Ireland are shook.

4854
04:07:35,860 --> 04:07:38,400
Absolute shake, rattle and roll.

4855
04:07:39,120 --> 04:07:40,900
Snake, rattle and roll.

4856
04:07:41,560 --> 04:07:44,780
As we get the game very quickly underway again.

4857
04:07:45,020 --> 04:07:46,100
There is no time.

4858
04:07:48,160 --> 04:07:48,960
Dilly dally.

4859
04:07:49,140 --> 04:07:49,860
Farewell, euros.

4860
04:07:51,120 --> 04:07:52,260
Thank you very much.

4861
04:07:53,320 --> 04:07:56,260
I hope that you're not referring to the scoreline.

4862
04:07:56,460 --> 04:07:57,520
There's still a chance here.

4863
04:07:57,800 --> 04:08:03,240
A chance for a chance for a chance for a chance to get this over the line, Tommy.

4864
04:08:04,520 --> 04:08:07,080
Maybe move wheeling up or something.

4865
04:08:07,720 --> 04:08:09,860
It could be a risky strategy.

4866
04:08:10,440 --> 04:08:11,440
Risky piece of business.

4867
04:08:11,440 --> 04:08:14,620
Are you seriously saying he should be up there in the mix-up?

4868
04:08:15,760 --> 04:08:18,380
Maybe that would even put Brown right up with my go-trick.

4869
04:08:18,900 --> 04:08:20,740
Send that ball into the mixing unit.

4870
04:08:21,260 --> 04:08:22,920
Central neural net processor.

4871
04:08:23,680 --> 04:08:24,280
Two lads.

4872
04:08:24,840 --> 04:08:25,460
Two friends.

4873
04:08:27,700 --> 04:08:28,400
Link-up play.

4874
04:08:29,480 --> 04:08:31,760
And you reckon those lads have got it in them, Tommy?

4875
04:08:32,120 --> 04:08:34,520
To make the bit of Abraham link-up play.

4876
04:08:36,000 --> 04:08:37,640
Couldn't feckin' tell you, man.

4877
04:08:38,640 --> 04:08:41,240
It's war at the moment out there.

4878
04:08:42,360 --> 04:08:45,060
It's a strange, strange setup.

4879
04:08:45,060 --> 04:08:46,700
It's weird.

4880
04:08:46,980 --> 04:08:47,980
It's not balanced.

4881
04:08:48,260 --> 04:08:52,360
But it could just work in a weird, genius, imbalanced kind of way.

4882
04:08:53,160 --> 04:08:53,760
Let's hope so.

4883
04:08:53,820 --> 04:08:59,260
Otherwise, could be the worst bit of strategy-making we've ever, ever seen.

4884
04:09:00,260 --> 04:09:08,680
Rarely are the manager's best plans laid out in full disclosure to the, uh, to the, to the opposition, or to the, to the viewers.

4885
04:09:08,800 --> 04:09:09,400
But here we are.

4886
04:09:09,480 --> 04:09:10,340
We're at that situation.

4887
04:09:10,460 --> 04:09:16,900
A lot of armchair, uh, management things being shouted at us there from the chat box.

4888
04:09:17,240 --> 04:09:18,120
Screaming at us.

4889
04:09:18,800 --> 04:09:19,800
Lads saying, Daugherty.

4890
04:09:19,940 --> 04:09:20,540
Wheel enough.

4891
04:09:21,020 --> 04:09:22,240
Saying this, that, and the other.

4892
04:09:22,320 --> 04:09:23,340
Get Collins up there.

4893
04:09:23,420 --> 04:09:24,460
Hoor a hand for wheeling.

4894
04:09:25,040 --> 04:09:26,200
I tell you something, lads.

4895
04:09:26,960 --> 04:09:31,440
Where were you when we made the three substitutions in the first game, the first half of the match?

4896
04:09:32,000 --> 04:09:32,740
Where were you?

4897
04:09:32,980 --> 04:09:33,720
We made them.

4898
04:09:34,040 --> 04:09:36,100
We made the bed, and now we're having to lie in it.

4899
04:09:38,800 --> 04:09:39,620
Yeah, chat.

4900
04:09:40,060 --> 04:09:41,060
Pipe down, chat.

4901
04:09:41,960 --> 04:09:43,680
We know what's at stake here.

4902
04:09:46,180 --> 04:09:51,000
There's a difference between eating steak and fecking shite mince.

4903
04:09:52,600 --> 04:09:55,480
Spicy Dunkaroo thanking you for your two.

4904
04:09:55,900 --> 04:10:00,100
Tip, that's a very, very nice situation.

4905
04:10:01,480 --> 04:10:06,940
And you're offering out some very choice information about people who are coming around and checking for coronavirus.

4906
04:10:08,200 --> 04:10:11,320
And I will take that advice and watch out.

4907
04:10:11,480 --> 04:10:12,640
Thanks very much for that.

4908
04:10:12,700 --> 04:10:19,200
And also, farewell euros and Kim Jong unofficial and some such for that tenor.

4909
04:10:19,260 --> 04:10:20,040
It's really nice here, man.

4910
04:10:20,080 --> 04:10:20,760
Thank you very much.

4911
04:10:21,540 --> 04:10:22,280
Great tenor.

4912
04:10:22,720 --> 04:10:23,660
Thanks so much.

4913
04:10:25,080 --> 04:10:27,060
I'm hoping you're enjoying the show some such.

4914
04:10:30,940 --> 04:10:31,640
Here we go.

4915
04:10:32,320 --> 04:10:33,020
This is it.

4916
04:10:33,660 --> 04:10:36,540
The final piece of the jigsaw puzzle is upon us.

4917
04:10:37,020 --> 04:10:40,640
If Ireland can net one back, it would bring us level pegging and on.

4918
04:10:41,320 --> 04:10:42,220
A collision course.

4919
04:10:42,940 --> 04:10:44,160
For a penalty shootout.

4920
04:10:44,280 --> 04:10:44,920
The heartbreak.

4921
04:10:45,000 --> 04:10:46,260
We don't want to go there.

4922
04:10:47,400 --> 04:10:50,060
The only option is to score two past these lads.

4923
04:10:52,660 --> 04:10:54,320
It's two past Shakur.

4924
04:10:54,320 --> 04:10:57,720
Two minutes past the hour of Shakur.

4925
04:10:58,740 --> 04:10:59,820
It's Tupac.

4926
04:11:00,060 --> 04:11:00,720
It's Biggie.

4927
04:11:01,380 --> 04:11:03,200
It's that film that was made about him.

4928
04:11:03,860 --> 04:11:05,180
By that documentary man.

4929
04:11:06,180 --> 04:11:07,720
Did the Cursion Courtney one as well.

4930
04:11:08,180 --> 04:11:09,000
Nick Broomfield.

4931
04:11:09,260 --> 04:11:09,820
It's him.

4932
04:11:10,380 --> 04:11:11,980
It's all the stuff in between.

4933
04:11:12,940 --> 04:11:16,900
It's the Irish lads and the Dutch boys fighting it out.

4934
04:11:17,300 --> 04:11:17,620
Battling.

4935
04:11:18,620 --> 04:11:20,100
For the European Cup.

4936
04:11:21,220 --> 04:11:25,840
And the second half of Exorcet Time starts right here.

4937
04:11:26,360 --> 04:11:26,960
Right now.

4938
04:11:27,080 --> 04:11:27,820
As Neverlands.

4939
04:11:28,500 --> 04:11:29,540
Never Neverland.

4940
04:11:30,080 --> 04:11:31,140
Kick the ball away.

4941
04:11:32,600 --> 04:11:34,040
Finding Neverland now.

4942
04:11:35,040 --> 04:11:35,900
Johnny Depp.

4943
04:11:36,980 --> 04:11:40,600
Sends it out to that lad who directs all those films that he was in.

4944
04:11:40,740 --> 04:11:42,020
Called Finding Neverland.

4945
04:11:42,140 --> 04:11:42,940
The Burton lad.

4946
04:11:43,720 --> 04:11:44,040
Then.

4947
04:11:44,240 --> 04:11:45,880
Out to his missus on the wing.

4948
04:11:46,840 --> 04:11:47,540
The Brit one.

4949
04:11:48,200 --> 04:11:49,040
Can't remember.

4950
04:11:49,700 --> 04:11:50,700
She looks bohemian.

4951
04:11:50,920 --> 04:11:51,680
And I tell you this.

4952
04:11:52,020 --> 04:11:53,700
The bohemian boys have the ball.

4953
04:11:54,000 --> 04:11:55,640
But it's ball mouth or bust.

4954
04:11:56,740 --> 04:11:57,060
Arthur.

4955
04:11:57,600 --> 04:11:58,840
Sends the balloon to McLean.

4956
04:11:58,920 --> 04:11:59,280
McLean.

4957
04:11:59,340 --> 04:12:00,040
Looking for McGoldrick.

4958
04:12:00,220 --> 04:12:00,860
He finds a run.

4959
04:12:01,040 --> 04:12:02,020
It's a lovely bit of space.

4960
04:12:02,020 --> 04:12:03,340
What can McGoldrick do here?

4961
04:12:04,020 --> 04:12:04,700
Off the post.

4962
04:12:04,860 --> 04:12:05,380
Ricochet.

4963
04:12:06,460 --> 04:12:07,360
And Alan Brown.

4964
04:12:10,040 --> 04:12:11,020
Up the town.

4965
04:12:12,280 --> 04:12:13,200
Sends a ball.

4966
04:12:14,140 --> 04:12:16,000
Flying wide past the post.

4967
04:12:16,260 --> 04:12:18,660
You've got a feel for Ireland at this stage.

4968
04:12:18,740 --> 04:12:19,020
Tommy.

4969
04:12:19,120 --> 04:12:20,600
At this stretch of the game.

4970
04:12:22,360 --> 04:12:23,440
It's not looking good.

4971
04:12:24,300 --> 04:12:24,500
No.

4972
04:12:24,540 --> 04:12:25,340
We need to get them in.

4973
04:12:25,380 --> 04:12:27,000
We need to get that ball into the goal.

4974
04:12:27,980 --> 04:12:30,120
Otherwise the pubs will never come open again.

4975
04:12:34,680 --> 04:12:34,880
United.

4976
04:12:35,000 --> 04:12:35,900
Thank you very much.

4977
04:12:37,000 --> 04:12:38,280
Thanks very much for the tip.

4978
04:12:38,520 --> 04:12:39,400
Thank you very much there.

4979
04:12:39,460 --> 04:12:40,120
Menpool United.

4980
04:12:40,840 --> 04:12:41,520
Very kind of you.

4981
04:12:45,600 --> 04:12:47,060
Got a tip right now though.

4982
04:12:47,320 --> 04:12:47,660
Whelan.

4983
04:12:48,020 --> 04:12:48,860
Nine to four.

4984
04:12:49,120 --> 04:12:50,100
He's running with the ball.

4985
04:12:50,280 --> 04:12:51,780
Three leads in ahead of him.

4986
04:12:52,160 --> 04:12:53,200
One of them gives it to Brown.

4987
04:12:53,420 --> 04:12:54,360
Brown holds a play.

4988
04:12:54,560 --> 04:12:55,260
Looks for McGoldrick.

4989
04:12:55,520 --> 04:12:56,600
Finds a lovely ball in.

4990
04:12:56,840 --> 04:12:57,740
McGoldrick shoots.

4991
04:12:58,140 --> 04:12:59,340
Lovely goal for Ireland.

4992
04:13:00,280 --> 04:13:01,820
Lovely goal for McGoldrick.

4993
04:13:01,820 --> 04:13:29,600
Lovely team spirit from Ireland.

4994
04:13:29,600 --> 04:13:33,820
McGoldrick scoring goals.

4995
04:13:35,460 --> 04:13:36,860
An Islander back on track.

4996
04:13:37,060 --> 04:13:37,640
You knew it.

4997
04:13:38,700 --> 04:13:39,720
That's that man there.

4998
04:13:39,800 --> 04:13:40,460
McGoldrick.

4999
04:13:40,880 --> 04:13:43,460
Sticking that ball into the back of the onion sack.

5000
04:13:45,060 --> 04:13:47,120
The way only he knows how to do.

5001
04:13:48,320 --> 04:13:49,940
An amazing force of nature.

5002
04:13:50,300 --> 04:13:51,660
An amazing goal.

5003
04:13:52,220 --> 04:13:53,980
An amazing piece of Irish play.

5004
04:13:56,140 --> 04:13:57,360
Well they often say Tommy.

5005
04:13:57,480 --> 04:13:58,640
We don't do it by halves.

5006
04:13:59,100 --> 04:14:00,400
We're not doing it by halves tonight.

5007
04:14:00,580 --> 04:14:01,220
With this now.

5008
04:14:01,720 --> 04:14:03,760
McGoldrick's getting the breaking ball again.

5009
04:14:04,700 --> 04:14:07,220
But it's a lovely tackle and challenge by the Dutch lads.

5010
04:14:07,460 --> 04:14:09,860
Who slide in and get the ball away to safety.

5011
04:14:09,960 --> 04:14:11,400
But only so far as Alan Brown.

5012
04:14:11,640 --> 04:14:12,000
Brown.

5013
04:14:12,220 --> 04:14:13,160
Trying to find McGoldrick.

5014
04:14:13,160 --> 04:14:17,560
It's a lovely piece of Irish pressure play now.

5015
04:14:17,880 --> 04:14:18,720
As they're trying.

5016
04:14:18,980 --> 04:14:19,360
Trying.

5017
04:14:19,560 --> 04:14:19,920
Trying.

5018
04:14:20,020 --> 04:14:20,740
With all their heart.

5019
04:14:21,020 --> 04:14:22,380
To get down that line.

5020
04:14:22,460 --> 04:14:24,040
And get the ball into the mixing unit.

5021
04:14:24,460 --> 04:14:25,340
McGoldrick's in the middle.

5022
04:14:25,720 --> 04:14:26,500
The ball comes in.

5023
04:14:26,520 --> 04:14:27,400
McGoldrick's in the middle.

5024
04:14:27,540 --> 04:14:28,200
Just misses it.

5025
04:14:28,260 --> 04:14:29,340
The goalie has got to it.

5026
04:14:30,340 --> 04:14:32,020
And the referee has blown.

5027
04:14:32,720 --> 04:14:34,880
His magical pipe of peace.

5028
04:14:36,880 --> 04:14:39,020
And it's not going to be nice Francis.

5029
04:14:39,460 --> 04:14:40,800
It's not going to be nice.

5030
04:14:41,700 --> 04:14:43,080
It's going to be penalties.

5031
04:14:51,920 --> 04:14:52,840
Brendan Fortune.

5032
04:14:52,840 --> 04:14:56,400
Thank you very much Brendan Fortune.

5033
04:14:58,460 --> 04:14:59,500
Thanks for that.

5034
04:15:00,080 --> 04:15:00,480
Well.

5035
04:15:02,320 --> 04:15:03,540
It's come to this.

5036
04:15:03,920 --> 04:15:05,940
We've finally reached the apex.

5037
04:15:06,620 --> 04:15:07,860
The top of the pyramid.

5038
04:15:08,560 --> 04:15:09,820
The Illuminati job.

5039
04:15:12,740 --> 04:15:13,620
The climax.

5040
04:15:14,620 --> 04:15:15,660
Of the tournament.

5041
04:15:15,960 --> 04:15:16,600
Tommy Schlug.

5042
04:15:18,100 --> 04:15:19,700
Whatever happens now.

5043
04:15:20,400 --> 04:15:21,900
Will echo through eternity.

5044
04:15:22,700 --> 04:15:23,660
Thanks very much.

5045
04:15:23,740 --> 04:15:25,580
Nose beers for the tip there.

5046
04:15:25,720 --> 04:15:26,320
Very kind of you.

5047
04:15:26,400 --> 04:15:27,160
Nose beers.

5048
04:15:27,160 --> 04:15:29,200
Beers.

5049
04:15:29,580 --> 04:15:31,200
Be a Dutch name as well.

5050
04:15:32,140 --> 04:15:34,860
And would beers be spelled in the way that we would spell beers.

5051
04:15:34,980 --> 04:15:36,120
Like he had on the screen.

5052
04:15:36,200 --> 04:15:37,420
Your man called Nose beers.

5053
04:15:37,580 --> 04:15:38,400
Called beers.

5054
04:15:39,660 --> 04:15:39,960
No.

5055
04:15:40,060 --> 04:15:41,640
They'd probably spell it like De Beers.

5056
04:15:41,900 --> 04:15:43,540
They're a jewelry family I think.

5057
04:15:44,680 --> 04:15:45,000
And.

5058
04:15:46,360 --> 04:15:46,760
Yeah.

5059
04:15:46,820 --> 04:15:48,280
They'd spell it with an I and an E.

5060
04:15:51,280 --> 04:15:53,460
Incredible spelling of the name beers.

5061
04:15:53,460 --> 04:15:56,540
An incredible play on the pitch as well.

5062
04:15:57,360 --> 04:15:57,880
Ireland.

5063
04:15:58,320 --> 04:16:00,620
Had the lion's share of the possession.

5064
04:16:00,880 --> 04:16:02,280
Making good with their feet.

5065
04:16:02,880 --> 04:16:04,040
Across the pitch.

5066
04:16:04,440 --> 04:16:05,740
The final third of the game.

5067
04:16:05,940 --> 04:16:07,120
Against Netherlands here.

5068
04:16:07,580 --> 04:16:08,920
Getting ten rattlesnakes.

5069
04:16:09,300 --> 04:16:09,980
Out the closet.

5070
04:16:10,500 --> 04:16:12,920
Seven of those rattlesnakes landed a bite.

5071
04:16:13,660 --> 04:16:14,200
But zero.

5072
04:16:14,400 --> 04:16:16,100
But only two of those were venomous.

5073
04:16:17,200 --> 04:16:17,460
And.

5074
04:16:17,700 --> 04:16:19,480
The Dutch had nine shots.

5075
04:16:19,820 --> 04:16:21,200
Five of those were venomous.

5076
04:16:22,500 --> 04:16:23,020
Fouls.

5077
04:16:23,280 --> 04:16:24,980
It's been an Irish foul fest.

5078
04:16:25,300 --> 04:16:27,080
We've been taking them down left right and center.

5079
04:16:28,000 --> 04:16:28,820
They're playing for it.

5080
04:16:29,580 --> 04:16:30,620
They're asking for it.

5081
04:16:31,120 --> 04:16:31,860
And they're going to get it.

5082
04:16:32,860 --> 04:16:33,820
152 passes.

5083
04:16:34,160 --> 04:16:35,040
Tomasheen Schlug.

5084
04:16:36,220 --> 04:16:37,180
Great amount of passes.

5085
04:16:38,260 --> 04:16:39,280
24 interceptions.

5086
04:16:39,420 --> 04:16:40,680
We're winning the battle of the tackles.

5087
04:16:41,160 --> 04:16:41,780
10 to 6.

5088
04:16:42,640 --> 04:16:44,260
And 6 to 3 saves.

5089
04:16:44,480 --> 04:16:46,120
In favor of the Netherlands.

5090
04:16:46,780 --> 04:16:47,600
You gotta feel.

5091
04:16:48,580 --> 04:16:50,040
That they could have.

5092
04:16:50,260 --> 04:16:51,260
A goalie to beat.

5093
04:16:51,640 --> 04:16:52,220
In this.

5094
04:16:52,680 --> 04:16:53,120
Final.

5095
04:16:53,820 --> 04:16:54,220
Shootout.

5096
04:16:54,320 --> 04:16:55,100
Penalty shootout.

5097
04:16:55,100 --> 04:16:55,500
Tommy.

5098
04:16:56,100 --> 04:16:56,240
Yeah.

5099
04:16:56,340 --> 04:16:57,140
It's not going to be nice.

5100
04:16:57,220 --> 04:16:57,400
Look.

5101
04:16:57,920 --> 04:16:58,560
We came here.

5102
04:16:58,900 --> 04:16:59,900
We tried to do the business.

5103
04:17:00,300 --> 04:17:01,240
The boys did the business.

5104
04:17:01,740 --> 04:17:02,660
Business is closed.

5105
04:17:02,900 --> 04:17:03,680
COVID-19.

5106
04:17:04,080 --> 04:17:04,760
Shut the doors.

5107
04:17:05,360 --> 04:17:05,660
Stop.

5108
04:17:05,860 --> 04:17:06,640
Stop going out.

5109
04:17:07,300 --> 04:17:08,720
Why are you going out and hanging out?

5110
04:17:09,540 --> 04:17:11,580
Well it can be a bit of crack like we said.

5111
04:17:11,640 --> 04:17:13,720
It's hard to shut the door on the crack.

5112
04:17:13,820 --> 04:17:14,360
I know Leo.

5113
04:17:14,460 --> 04:17:15,960
You're watching Leo Vracker.

5114
04:17:16,240 --> 04:17:18,060
I mean I assume everyone is.

5115
04:17:18,300 --> 04:17:19,880
There's fuck all else to be doing.

5116
04:17:20,860 --> 04:17:21,500
Please Francis.

5117
04:17:21,600 --> 04:17:22,160
Don't swear.

5118
04:17:23,020 --> 04:17:24,320
Sorry about the swear words.

5119
04:17:24,940 --> 04:17:25,380
Ireland.

5120
04:17:25,380 --> 04:17:28,180
Penalty shootout with the Netherlands for the Euros 2020.

5121
04:17:28,420 --> 04:17:32,060
I mean you'd actually get out of town if you're not watching this.

5122
04:17:32,200 --> 04:17:32,700
Because this.

5123
04:17:33,280 --> 04:17:35,340
We don't need you.

5124
04:17:35,680 --> 04:17:39,360
We only want pure, pure fans and pure passion.

5125
04:17:41,160 --> 04:17:44,700
Manchester United the stadium for the hostage of these penalties.

5126
04:17:44,940 --> 04:17:46,340
Did you ever think you'd see the day Tom?

5127
04:17:47,220 --> 04:17:47,560
What?

5128
04:17:48,120 --> 04:17:53,200
When Manchester United stadium Old Trafford would host the penalties between us and the Dutch.

5129
04:17:53,200 --> 04:17:58,840
It's a very specific circumstance to want to be wishing into existence.

5130
04:17:59,480 --> 04:18:03,020
But to just be straight up with you and answer your original question.

5131
04:18:04,080 --> 04:18:04,760
Kees de heen.

5132
04:18:06,340 --> 04:18:06,900
Neil.

5133
04:18:08,060 --> 04:18:09,200
So you never imagine that.

5134
04:18:09,480 --> 04:18:10,140
I tell you something.

5135
04:18:10,680 --> 04:18:11,500
I tell you something.

5136
04:18:11,720 --> 04:18:12,520
These Dutch lads.

5137
04:18:13,080 --> 04:18:16,760
They have some fucking cheek.

5138
04:18:18,140 --> 04:18:19,060
Please Francis.

5139
04:18:20,060 --> 04:18:21,040
Please stop swearing.

5140
04:18:21,300 --> 04:18:22,960
It's not big.

5141
04:18:23,160 --> 04:18:23,660
It's not clever.

5142
04:18:24,060 --> 04:18:25,060
And nobody's liking it.

5143
04:18:26,420 --> 04:18:27,460
I tell you something.

5144
04:18:27,980 --> 04:18:31,620
I am scared beyond my wits end of this.

5145
04:18:31,820 --> 04:18:32,980
It's a penalty slug out.

5146
04:18:33,120 --> 04:18:33,940
I don't like them.

5147
04:18:34,340 --> 04:18:35,080
Could go one way.

5148
04:18:35,180 --> 04:18:35,760
Could go another.

5149
04:18:36,800 --> 04:18:37,800
Whatever way it's going.

5150
04:18:37,880 --> 04:18:38,720
It's going right now.

5151
04:18:38,840 --> 04:18:39,280
Sit down.

5152
04:18:39,380 --> 04:18:39,920
Buckle up.

5153
04:18:40,020 --> 04:18:41,140
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

5154
04:18:41,980 --> 04:18:44,280
We've come this far baby.

5155
04:18:45,120 --> 04:18:46,100
We've come this far.

5156
04:18:46,460 --> 04:18:47,460
Can we do it again?

5157
04:18:49,440 --> 04:18:50,280
Let's do this.

5158
04:18:56,520 --> 04:18:59,260
Ireland are going to be the first to try and get the rat out the trap.

5159
04:18:59,860 --> 04:19:00,740
And it's that man.

5160
04:19:01,420 --> 04:19:02,300
James McLean.

5161
04:19:02,360 --> 04:19:04,860
Looking to seize the McLeans of production here.

5162
04:19:05,180 --> 04:19:06,760
And take down these guys.

5163
04:19:07,540 --> 04:19:10,160
These capitalistic pigs.

5164
04:19:11,560 --> 04:19:14,440
That's a bit much like you shouldn't refer to anyone as pigs.

5165
04:19:14,860 --> 04:19:17,420
And sure we're into capitalism as well.

5166
04:19:17,900 --> 04:19:18,400
I know yeah.

5167
04:19:18,460 --> 04:19:19,060
But I was trying to.

5168
04:19:19,440 --> 04:19:21,200
I was going down a metaphorical cul-de-sac.

5169
04:19:21,560 --> 04:19:25,880
As James McLean tries to stick the onion into the back of the sack.

5170
04:19:26,400 --> 04:19:27,000
What can he do?

5171
04:19:27,120 --> 04:19:27,760
Winds it up.

5172
04:19:28,480 --> 04:19:29,780
And sends it home.

5173
04:19:30,540 --> 04:19:31,280
One nil Ireland.

5174
04:19:32,420 --> 04:19:33,340
That's what we want.

5175
04:19:34,260 --> 04:19:35,140
That's what we got.

5176
04:19:35,720 --> 04:19:36,760
Pure McLean magic.

5177
04:19:38,060 --> 04:19:38,500
Netherland.

5178
04:19:39,680 --> 04:19:40,560
Wind it up.

5179
04:19:41,140 --> 04:19:42,460
He's playing for time.

5180
04:19:44,040 --> 04:19:45,800
And he's playing for goals.

5181
04:19:47,980 --> 04:19:48,700
One.

5182
04:19:48,840 --> 04:19:49,660
One here.

5183
04:19:50,620 --> 04:19:51,420
Penalty shootout.

5184
04:19:53,660 --> 04:19:54,460
Brown.

5185
04:19:55,180 --> 04:19:57,000
He's got the white boots on.

5186
04:19:57,900 --> 04:19:59,160
That's a confident choice.

5187
04:20:00,780 --> 04:20:03,220
Is his penalty ability as confident.

5188
04:20:03,220 --> 04:20:03,940
It is.

5189
04:20:04,160 --> 04:20:05,620
Straight down the middle.

5190
04:20:06,620 --> 04:20:10,720
Brown sends the Dutch lad to town for some smokes.

5191
04:20:12,260 --> 04:20:13,700
Netherland's with Bergwiss.

5192
04:20:14,820 --> 04:20:18,480
Sends a Bergwissle into the red hand defender's palms.

5193
04:20:19,880 --> 04:20:20,800
He's not a loyalist.

5194
04:20:20,940 --> 04:20:22,020
He's not a loyalist.

5195
04:20:22,120 --> 04:20:23,840
But it was a great save anyway.

5196
04:20:23,840 --> 04:20:23,840
But it was a great save anyway.

5197
04:20:24,340 --> 04:20:27,100
Randolph the red handed reindeer goalkeeper man.

5198
04:20:27,880 --> 04:20:28,880
And I gotta tell you something.

5199
04:20:29,280 --> 04:20:30,820
You gotta fancy McGoldrick now.

5200
04:20:31,020 --> 04:20:34,100
To stick this McGoldrick right into the back of the six sack.

5201
04:20:35,100 --> 04:20:35,640
Come on lads.

5202
04:20:36,500 --> 04:20:37,160
Go on McGoldrick.

5203
04:20:37,680 --> 04:20:38,160
Top left.

5204
04:20:39,580 --> 04:20:40,480
Wind it up.

5205
04:20:41,360 --> 04:20:43,460
And sends it against the keeper.

5206
04:20:45,660 --> 04:20:46,260
No.

5207
04:20:47,300 --> 04:20:48,740
That's not good at all.

5208
04:20:50,460 --> 04:20:51,980
Netherland's with the jaw.

5209
04:20:53,120 --> 04:20:54,980
Saved by Randolph again.

5210
04:20:56,220 --> 04:20:56,780
Crazy.

5211
04:20:57,400 --> 04:20:58,620
Crazy dreams.

5212
04:21:02,340 --> 04:21:03,280
Harry Archer.

5213
04:21:04,240 --> 04:21:05,460
Has he got what it takes?

5214
04:21:08,240 --> 04:21:09,200
Harry Archer.

5215
04:21:10,180 --> 04:21:10,960
Winds it up.

5216
04:21:10,960 --> 04:21:15,000
And sends it against the post.

5217
04:21:16,020 --> 04:21:17,080
Their middle edge.

5218
04:21:19,240 --> 04:21:20,680
Are about to strike.

5219
04:21:21,600 --> 04:21:23,020
Randolph's dancing on the line.

5220
04:21:23,240 --> 04:21:24,680
Can Randolph save Ireland's dreams?

5221
04:21:25,040 --> 04:21:27,160
Randolph can save Custer Creams.

5222
04:21:27,480 --> 04:21:28,100
Thrown at him.

5223
04:21:28,880 --> 04:21:30,420
In any way, shape or form.

5224
04:21:32,720 --> 04:21:33,600
Oh my god.

5225
04:21:33,640 --> 04:21:34,060
This is it.

5226
04:21:34,100 --> 04:21:34,780
The big moment.

5227
04:21:36,060 --> 04:21:37,040
Has it come to this?

5228
04:21:38,080 --> 04:21:39,860
All of the nation's dreams.

5229
04:21:40,200 --> 04:21:41,240
All of the matches played.

5230
04:21:41,320 --> 04:21:42,240
The goals scored.

5231
04:21:42,980 --> 04:21:43,860
The pints sank.

5232
04:21:43,960 --> 04:21:44,960
The creamy screamers.

5233
04:21:45,040 --> 04:21:45,760
Scream chased.

5234
04:21:47,640 --> 04:21:48,380
The fans.

5235
04:21:48,480 --> 04:21:48,820
The trials.

5236
04:21:48,920 --> 04:21:49,580
The tribulations.

5237
04:21:50,320 --> 04:21:53,300
It all rests upon the shoulders of this man.

5238
04:21:53,980 --> 04:21:55,260
Jeff Hendrick for Ireland.

5239
04:22:03,260 --> 04:22:04,140
Wines it up.

5240
04:22:09,020 --> 04:22:11,040
And it's a blank ball.

5241
04:22:18,720 --> 04:22:19,640
Wynaldum's it up.

5242
04:22:20,660 --> 04:22:22,740
Oh no, I don't have a good feeling about this.

5243
04:22:26,200 --> 04:22:27,340
Oh no.

5244
04:22:29,920 --> 04:22:30,360
What?

5245
04:22:30,880 --> 04:22:32,860
Hang on, how come we're still taking penalties?

5246
04:22:33,060 --> 04:22:33,540
Did he not win?

5247
04:22:34,220 --> 04:22:34,660
No, what?

5248
04:22:34,680 --> 04:22:35,380
She's still in it, man.

5249
04:22:35,480 --> 04:22:36,400
Sudden death, you clown.

5250
04:22:40,060 --> 04:22:40,840
Sudden death.

5251
04:22:41,080 --> 04:22:41,700
This is it.

5252
04:22:41,980 --> 04:22:42,940
Glenn Whelan.

5253
04:22:44,340 --> 04:22:45,200
Glenn Whelan.

5254
04:22:46,400 --> 04:22:47,200
Just that was awful.

5255
04:22:48,560 --> 04:22:50,180
That was awful embarrassing for us.

5256
04:22:51,480 --> 04:22:52,340
Don't mention it.

5257
04:22:52,340 --> 04:22:53,960
If Sky or BBC are watching,

5258
04:22:54,080 --> 04:22:56,360
they won't know that we got it mixed up.

5259
04:22:56,500 --> 04:22:57,240
We thought we'd lashed.

5260
04:22:57,720 --> 04:22:58,420
Whelan ball.

5261
04:22:58,960 --> 04:22:59,740
Whelan sack.

5262
04:23:00,180 --> 04:23:01,000
Thanks very much.

5263
04:23:01,120 --> 04:23:01,560
Wham, bam.

5264
04:23:01,640 --> 04:23:02,180
Thank you, man.

5265
04:23:02,460 --> 04:23:05,400
There's no messing about with that man there.

5266
04:23:05,580 --> 04:23:05,920
Whelan.

5267
04:23:06,840 --> 04:23:08,140
The Dutch step up.

5268
04:23:08,320 --> 04:23:09,440
They wind up the strawberry.

5269
04:23:09,740 --> 04:23:10,360
They send it.

5270
04:23:10,560 --> 04:23:11,960
And Randolph's got a hand to it.

5271
04:23:12,540 --> 04:23:13,120
Is that it?

5272
04:23:13,340 --> 04:23:13,900
That's it.

5273
04:23:14,260 --> 04:23:15,720
We're doing it again, boys.

5274
04:23:17,020 --> 04:23:18,080
Come on there, boys.

5275
04:23:19,240 --> 04:23:20,620
Come on there, boys.

5276
04:23:21,900 --> 04:23:23,480
Let's do it again, boys.

5277
04:23:23,480 --> 04:23:28,900
One more time.

5278
04:23:28,900 --> 04:23:30,160
We're gonna isolate.

5279
04:23:30,160 --> 04:23:31,840
Oh, yeah.

5280
04:23:32,020 --> 04:23:32,800
All right.

5281
04:23:32,860 --> 04:23:34,060
Don't get that COVID.

5282
04:23:35,100 --> 04:23:36,420
Don't get that COVID.

5283
04:23:36,420 --> 04:23:36,840
Yeah.

5284
04:23:37,400 --> 04:23:39,760
An amazing piece of work from the lads.

5285
04:23:39,820 --> 04:23:41,440
Pulling it out of the sack.

5286
04:23:41,440 --> 04:23:43,860
Just when you thought we couldn't do any better.

5287
04:23:44,380 --> 04:23:45,260
Brendan Fortune.

5288
04:23:46,060 --> 04:23:47,360
Thank you so much.

5289
04:23:49,120 --> 04:23:52,580
And the boys lift aloft the Brendan Fortune Trophy.

5290
04:23:53,160 --> 04:23:54,500
The 2020 magic.

5291
04:23:56,380 --> 04:23:57,700
I can't believe it.

5292
04:23:58,780 --> 04:23:59,920
Would you believe it?

5293
04:24:00,260 --> 04:24:01,100
Could you believe it?

5294
04:24:01,480 --> 04:24:03,180
Would you ever dream about it happening?

5295
04:24:03,740 --> 04:24:05,460
Ireland are coming home with the cup.

5296
04:24:06,460 --> 04:24:08,180
We're so proud of you, boys.

5297
04:24:08,880 --> 04:24:10,600
We're so proud of you, boys.

5298
04:24:11,560 --> 04:24:14,260
You can see how much it means to the lads there.

5299
04:24:15,140 --> 04:24:18,360
Thanks so much to everyone who watched at home and supported us.

5300
04:24:19,100 --> 04:24:20,160
Gamble away, boys.

5301
04:24:21,820 --> 04:24:22,560
Gamble away.

5302
04:24:38,240 --> 04:24:39,680
An amazing night.

5303
04:24:40,800 --> 04:24:43,520
An amazing time to be alive.

5304
04:24:44,920 --> 04:24:46,320
From everyone here.

5305
04:24:47,040 --> 04:24:48,900
At the Euro 2020.

5306
04:24:51,380 --> 04:24:52,580
Sudden death.

5307
04:24:53,160 --> 04:24:54,160
Irish winning.

5308
04:24:55,240 --> 04:24:57,660
Professional mode championship stadium.

5309
04:24:59,320 --> 04:25:02,160
The Sir Alex Ferguson stand has gone wild.

5310
04:25:02,460 --> 04:25:04,620
Replete with many Irish fans.

5311
04:25:05,180 --> 04:25:07,180
Much more so than the Dutch fans.

5312
04:25:08,340 --> 04:25:11,180
The whole stadium has stayed back to watch.

5313
04:25:11,640 --> 04:25:13,860
Even though nobody's on the pitch anymore.

5314
04:25:14,580 --> 04:25:18,100
They just love the fact the Irish won the match.

5315
04:25:18,200 --> 04:25:19,320
Even the Dutch love it.

5316
04:25:20,920 --> 04:25:24,220
Thanks so much to everyone who watched from home now.

5317
04:25:24,220 --> 04:25:27,080
Thanks to everyone who was donated and tipped.

5318
04:25:27,160 --> 04:25:28,720
It means so much.

5319
04:25:28,720 --> 04:25:28,720
It means so much.

5320
04:25:28,720 --> 04:25:28,740
It means so much.

5321
04:25:28,740 --> 04:25:28,740
It means so much.

5322
04:25:28,740 --> 04:25:28,740
It means so much.

5323
04:25:28,740 --> 04:25:28,780
It means so much.

5324
04:25:28,780 --> 04:25:28,780
It means so much.

5325
04:25:28,780 --> 04:25:32,120
It means so much to us and the boys.

5326
04:25:32,120 --> 04:25:33,700
Thanks so much everyone.

5327
04:25:33,700 --> 04:25:37,700
Thanks so much everyone

5328
04:25:37,700 --> 04:25:41,140
An amazing night

5329
04:25:41,140 --> 04:25:43,860
Sadly must come to an end now

5330
04:25:43,860 --> 04:25:47,280
But the party will continue in our hearts

5331
04:25:47,280 --> 04:25:48,500
For eternity

5332
04:25:48,500 --> 04:25:51,860
Creamy screamers will be drank

5333
04:25:51,860 --> 04:25:55,120
Crack will be had

5334
04:25:55,120 --> 04:25:59,140
People will be sanitized

5335
04:25:59,140 --> 04:26:01,820
But we'll still get through it

5336
04:26:01,820 --> 04:26:04,720
Because even in the face of all adversity

5337
04:26:04,720 --> 04:26:07,080
In the face of a global pandemic

5338
04:26:07,080 --> 04:26:09,460
In the face of a virus

5339
04:26:09,460 --> 04:26:11,720
Of pain, of pressure

5340
04:26:11,720 --> 04:26:13,060
Of hardship

5341
04:26:13,060 --> 04:26:15,860
We'll stand together

5342
04:26:15,860 --> 04:26:18,540
And we'll come through the other side fighting

5343
04:26:18,540 --> 04:26:20,600
And we'll win in the sudden death too

5344
04:26:20,600 --> 04:26:23,320
Come on you boys in green

5345
04:26:23,320 --> 04:26:25,100
Come on me all

5346
04:26:25,100 --> 04:26:27,280
Come on Ireland

5347
04:26:27,280 --> 04:26:29,400
Come on me all

5348
04:26:29,400 --> 04:26:31,420
Good night everyone

5349
04:26:31,420 --> 04:26:33,420
Good night.

5350
04:26:33,420 --> 04:27:03,400
Good night.

5351
04:27:03,400 --> 04:27:33,380
Good night.

5352
04:27:33,380 --> 04:27:35,380
Good night.

5353
04:27:35,380 --> 04:27:37,380
Good night.

5354
04:27:37,380 --> 04:27:39,380
Good night.

5355
04:27:39,380 --> 04:27:41,380
Good night.

5356
04:27:41,380 --> 04:27:43,380
Good night.

5357
04:27:43,380 --> 04:27:45,380
Good night.

5358
04:27:45,380 --> 04:27:46,900
People just want more and more,

5359
04:27:47,040 --> 04:27:49,020
Dumb and love.

5360
04:27:49,460 --> 04:27:50,680
What is it for?

5361
04:27:51,380 --> 04:27:52,800
Free from desire.

5362
04:27:53,300 --> 04:27:54,900
Mind and sense is free.

5363
04:27:54,900 --> 04:27:56,580
Make and run. Chain lungs on fire.

5364
04:27:57,080 --> 04:27:58,780
Hurry out as make and run.

5365
04:27:59,200 --> 04:28:00,320
Chain lungs on fire.

5366
04:28:00,760 --> 04:28:02,360
Hurry out as make and run.

5367
04:28:02,680 --> 04:28:04,020
Chain lungs on fire.

5368
04:28:04,460 --> 04:28:05,600
Get into the back of the sack.

5369
04:28:08,520 --> 04:28:09,520
Come on, me all.

5370
04:28:12,320 --> 04:28:13,540
Come on, me all.