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All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. No amount of iron dome is going to stop that missile, right? 49 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:32,340 No way, Jose. In fact, it was probably us who installed the iron dome machine. We part funded it probably, but I've got to tell you something. We switched it off for that attack. Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much, baby. 50 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:49,980 The Israelites looking to attack and achieve something here. Achieve something monumental. Obishemi Tabram. Tabram launches the ball to Kumas. Kumas back to Jimmy Russell and Tyler Thompson. 51 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:59,980 Can't get that balloon in. It's gone all the way back out. Chad Valley now looking to pummel that ball upfield. Try and find Newgate. 52 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:14,500 That's an Israeli ball. Israel missile. Strike. Launch back at our back line. We can take it. Deontay Bayleaf out to Sammy Bird. Carrying that ball with such sophistication and aplomb. 53 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:28,020 It's a blank ball at the moment. It's Bobby Twizzler. Through ball. Kumas trying to get on that. Blocked by his Israeli counterpart. And Kumas is chasing that. 54 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:41,960 Out to the central disc. Kumas to Twizzler. Twizzler. Back to Kumas. Kumas takes a touch. Saved by the keepsake. 55 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:58,880 Tyler Thompson. Deontay Bayleaf. Out to Newgate. To Kumas. Kumas dispossessed at the last minute. And in the center's Israeli ball. Chad Valley collects. Back out to Tyler Thompson. 56 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:11,680 That is Kuku Kachoo. Kuku Kachoo now. Kuku Kachoo making that run. He's taken out. Israeli ball. 57 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:17,720 Zahavi here for the Israelites. Looking to play a through ball. It's a... 58 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:21,720 What was he doing? He should have played that through ball. Right? Through pass. 59 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:26,780 Here's Kumas. Kumas. To Newgate. Newgate. Back to Kumas. Kumas. 60 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:31,020 Over the top. Trying to find Newgate. Here's Newgate. It's Newgate! 61 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:50,720 I gotta tell you something else. Where's your son? We got warrants for your son. Open up. Where is he? 62 00:09:50,720 --> 00:10:03,720 baby. Newgate, that son of a bitch, Newgate scores a pretty good goal. I gotta tell you something else. Where's your son? We got warrants for your son, open up, where is he? 63 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:20,700 That was a great goal by Newgate, brought to you by Shit Mobile Games. Play the shit new game for Android, where you grow your own Roman Empire. Yes, it's available now on iOS and Android. Upgrade your own legions, create your 64 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:50,680 own dickheads, put them behind a fence, build walls, use blocks, and expand your empire as well as the amount of time wasted. And it's USA to Israel, zero after 26 minutes of prime time soccer action here. DeAnde Bailey about to Kumas. Kumas with that twist, that jink, that turn, that spin out to the middle disc of Tyler Thompson, USS Colorado Spring Cap. And look at this. 65 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,000 He'll be Newgate on for another. Newgate! 66 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:12,400 We gotta say something about that, that son of a bitch, Israelite goalkeeper. He's pretty good. He's got those Iron Dome ponds. Which will prevent any missileistic, ballistic bullshit coming right in his way. 67 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:25,280 Corner ball here. It's gonna be Jimmy Russler to take. Steps up. Launches that balloon into the middle disc. 68 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:31,040 Heads go up. Jimmy Russler. Just over the bar. For Jimmy Russler there. 69 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,560 You gotta say something. You gotta say something. Where is he? 70 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,220 30 minutes on the clock. 71 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:48,560 And we're not doing too badly here against these Israelis. 72 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,680 And, uh, it's Sammy Bird. 73 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,240 Out to Kumas. 74 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,140 Kumas with a beautiful switch up. 75 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,640 Out to Obeshemi Tabram. 76 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,400 Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson launched that forward. 77 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,200 He thought too fast. He took it too fast. 78 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,440 Big shout out to our sponsors. USS Liberty. 79 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,080 And Jamie O'Hare. Thank you very much for your tips. 80 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,600 Yeah, thanks very much guys. You got a son. 81 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,200 Where is he? 82 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,560 Gonna watch you talking about there, but it's an Israeli ball at the moment. 83 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:34,560 They're dancing around with it. Prancing. Looking to try and find some kind of Ariel Sharon type play. 84 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,200 But they look beat. 85 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:44,720 Dassa. Dispossessed by Chad Valley. Chad Valley now with the early ball. Trying to find Newgate. 86 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:47,920 Back to Dassa. 87 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,240 The U.S.-led invasion at the moment. 88 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:57,440 And Kumas. Kumas. Trying to find Newgate. 89 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:08,240 These Israelis, they got spunk. They're trying to come back at us here. We got to launch something of our own again. Counter-Strike. 90 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,240 Israeli ball and Dick Bush with the save for the U.S. 91 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:23,760 new gate to kumas kumas over the top again it's new gate new gate for three new gate 92 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:52,740 it was a fantastic strike from new gate 93 00:13:52,740 --> 00:14:01,960 right on the tail end of that beautiful lofted pass from kumas 94 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:10,720 water strike what a ball what a lovely locket floating cruise ship ball ballistic 95 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:21,340 it has one ballistic missile your iron dome ain't gonna keep inside yeah all right all right all right 96 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:34,980 you better believe it israel zero usa three goals to the goose here and that's the magical piece of 97 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:43,540 pipe being blown to signify the end of the first half of regulation play as the israelis go inside 98 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:50,440 balloon dome to try and work on their strategy brought to you that first half was brought to you 99 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:57,000 by shit mobile games get them while they're hot do not adjust your smartphone this is amazing actual 100 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:03,760 gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone no build times yes repeat no build 101 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:09,200 times scan the skies with a plane you are a war criminal and you are the best of what you do 102 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,960 direct unit control repeat direct unit control amazing stuff 103 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:19,620 second half coming right up now 104 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:30,580 what can we do from here it's the dream scenario here for the states as jimmy rustler rolls that balloon 105 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:36,340 out to over shami tabran tabran with a really decisive ball 106 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:46,180 defensive header there from the israeli backline back into the hands of the israelite goalkeep machine baller 107 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:55,960 kumas finds bobby twizzler bobby twizzler looking for another over the top to newgate 108 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,440 Iron Dome keeps that shit out. 109 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,420 I like the way we're pressing here. 110 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,680 We're not giving these guys any time to think. 111 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,440 Super stuff. 112 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,480 DeAndre Bailey. 113 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,020 Newgate. 114 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,080 Left it for Koumas. 115 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,640 Too long, too late. 116 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,020 Too long in the tooth. 117 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,260 Back pass to Chad Valley. 118 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,520 Chad Valley looks for Cuckoo Cachoo. 119 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,980 The other center half. 120 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,880 Doing sterling work there. 121 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,180 He can also run and score goals. 122 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,900 Tabran finds Twizzler. 123 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,840 Twizzler tries to beat his man. 124 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,520 Twizz turns back to Tabran. 125 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,580 Tabran with a curling splice ball. 126 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,360 Crazy, crazy stuff. 127 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,960 You're going away to Rikers. 128 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,860 Conor Emery, thank you very much. 129 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,020 You're going away to Rikers. 130 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,460 Thanks very much for the dips. 131 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,200 Appreciate it. 132 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,360 Bobby Twizzler. 133 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:57,700 Twizzler for four. 134 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,940 It's Twizzlestick. 135 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,700 All right. 136 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,820 All right. 137 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:07,820 All right. 138 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,340 And that's who's real. 139 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,580 Getting bubbled by Trump. 140 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:19,320 I'm in a little hometown jam. 141 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,700 So they put her out the way my hands. 142 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,440 Boom. 143 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,000 Gotta love that Bobby Twizzle stick, right? 144 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,800 They don't kill the yellow man. 145 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,700 These rails don't have nothing on us. 146 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,420 Born in the USA. 147 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:41,840 And with a great strike by that man again, Bobby Twizzler. 148 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,300 Really sticking it. 149 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,180 Sticking it to the Israelites. 150 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,300 You better believe it. 151 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,400 60 minutes of regulation time on the clock of being played. 152 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,840 And the U.S. are in dream territory at the moment. 153 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:08,900 The Israelis trying to occupy our territory but not able to get in. 154 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,380 Probably because we're too strong. 155 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:17,440 They usually only pair up against weaker opponents better than they are doing right now. 156 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,920 Now it's Bobby Twizzler, the goal hero again. 157 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,920 Bobby Twizzler from range! 158 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,660 Great shot stop by the keepsake. 159 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,420 Deontay Bayleaf. 160 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:32,960 Kumas. 161 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,800 Kumas to Bayleaf. 162 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,380 Bayleaf to Twizzler. 163 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:37,140 Twizzler! 164 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,700 Big, big shout out and thank you to Farfurter for your tip. 165 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,640 Looking forward to reading that message. 166 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,380 As always, Bobby Twizzler tries to find Newgate. 167 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,360 Newgate back to Deontay Bayleaf. 168 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,460 Bayleaf looking for Sammy Bird. 169 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,740 Sammy Bird taking that balloon down the left-hand flank catcher. 170 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:00,780 Ball comes in. 171 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,100 Kumas tries. 172 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,000 Deontay Bayleaf with the strike. 173 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,680 Bayleaf over the bar. 174 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,580 Well, you gotta love that shit, right? 175 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,800 Shot stopper couldn't keep that stuff in. 176 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,720 Deontay Bayleaf with a real firecracker. 177 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,800 Brought to you by Anaconda G. 178 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,120 Thank you very much. 179 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:33,660 Bobby Twizzler over Shami Tabran. 180 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,220 Bobby Twizzler again. 181 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,140 Early ball from Twizzlestick. 182 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,640 Tries to find Newgate. 183 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,480 Doesn't work out. 184 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,300 Check every hour. 185 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:56,680 Big, big thank you to Anaconda G. 186 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:04,620 And another tipster who will go unnamed because there could have been something not right about that name. 187 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,160 Kukukachou. 188 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,480 Tyler Thompson. 189 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,620 Out to Obeshami Tabran. 190 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:13,400 Tabran. 191 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:15,280 To Newgate. 192 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:15,920 Newgate. 193 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:16,400 Twisted. 194 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:16,900 Turning. 195 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,820 Out to Kumas. 196 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,380 Kumas takes too long. 197 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,520 Another ball comes in. 198 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,440 Newgate with the head. 199 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,160 And it's clutched. 200 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,160 And it's clutched. 201 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,500 By Giraffe. 202 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:38,060 Tell him once this game is over we're going to go out to the parking lot and launch a few cruise missiles. 203 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,380 At the tail gauge. 204 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,540 U.S. 205 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:41,940 Lead. 206 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,400 Party time. 207 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,140 Going to be a U.S. 208 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:46,460 Lead. 209 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,260 Party time. 210 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:47,800 Engagement. 211 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,560 At the end of this game in the parking lot. 212 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,600 Everybody's invited. 213 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,560 None of you are welcome. 214 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,080 Kumas with the curling ranger. 215 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:57,980 And it just floats over the bar. 216 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,220 Like a beautiful cruise missile. 217 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,200 Goes out to the U.S. 218 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,200 S. 219 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,480 S. 220 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,040 Laboon. 221 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,640 Firing missiles out there in the Gulf. 222 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,820 When it's necessary. 223 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,980 Chad Valley goes up for the head. 224 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:19,760 Back to Kyle. 225 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,560 Sammy Bird. 226 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,360 Out to Deontay Bayleaf. 227 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,860 Back to Chad Valley. 228 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,460 Cuckoo Kachoo. 229 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,660 Out far on that right side. 230 00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,220 Cuckoo Kachoo. 231 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,420 That's Bobby Twizzler. 232 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,700 Tyler Thompson. 233 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:36,880 Kumas. 234 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,760 Kumas looking for Newgate. 235 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,560 Finds Bayleaf. 236 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,820 Here's Sammy Bird. 237 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:43,940 From range. 238 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,320 Great stop by the keeper. 239 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,160 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 240 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,060 Hey, Stead Chicken. 241 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,240 Thank you very much for your tip, baby. 242 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,140 Charlie Coffee told me all about you. 243 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,960 Hope you're doing well. 244 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:04,840 Thanks so much. 245 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,020 God bless America. 246 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:17,220 And it's Jimmy Russler steps up here to float this balloon into the middle of the Israeli danger box. 247 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,140 Heads go up. 248 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,340 Deontay Bayleaf. 249 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,040 Side netting for Bayleaf. 250 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,060 And that was close. 251 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,340 Yeah, that son of a bitch. 252 00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:29,580 Bayleaf's got a good strong head on him, right? 253 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,240 You gotta love it. 254 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:40,760 87 minutes of regulation play time has just occurred. 255 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,580 And it's Dassa. 256 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,620 Swipes that balloon. 257 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,520 Trying to find an Israeli man up front. 258 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,320 Can't find it. 259 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,620 Sammy Bird. 260 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:49,620 Sammy Bird. 261 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:50,420 Early ball. 262 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,520 Trying to find Newgate. 263 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,080 Only finds Yaney. 264 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,700 Yaney out to that middle. 265 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:55,720 Out to Degani. 266 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,260 Nacho. 267 00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:58,860 Nacho to Hamed. 268 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,000 To Saba. 269 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,540 Back to Nacho. 270 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,820 It's another Israeli-led missile strike. 271 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,520 Sammy Bird does his best to deal with. 272 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,900 And that's the final whistle here. 273 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,260 That's us. 274 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,760 We did it. 275 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,300 We did it. 276 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,300 First game down. 277 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:20,480 Chalk it down. 278 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,080 Because we're going places. 279 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,600 Yeah, you gotta love it. 280 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200 You gotta love the way we deal with these guys. 281 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,840 We ain't taking no prisoners. 282 00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:36,880 Another beautiful, beautiful U.S.-led invasion. 283 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,280 Brought to you by Donald Trump. 284 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:42,720 Trump. 285 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,340 Trump. 286 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:43,920 Trump. 287 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:44,560 Trump. 288 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:45,180 Trump. 289 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:45,800 Trump. 290 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,420 Trump. 291 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,060 Trump. 292 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:47,700 Trump. 293 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,360 Trump. 294 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:48,960 Trump. 295 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,480 In association with Donald Trump and shit mobile game. 296 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:55,880 Get them while they're hot. 297 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:56,860 And you have to. 298 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,900 Do not adjust your smartphone. 299 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,060 This is actual gameplay graphics from the latest amazing new mobile game strategy. 300 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,660 Where you command a series of tanks, planes, trains, automobiles, and war criminals. 301 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,360 To an absolute assault victory. 302 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,040 Direct unit control. 303 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,620 Repeat. 304 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,460 Direct unit control. 305 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:36,920 Do not adjust your smartphone. 306 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,680 This is actual. 307 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,500 Shit house. 308 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:39,200 Next show. 309 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:44,920 Big, big shout out there to Robert Prosenegi. 310 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:52,980 for your kind heart generous $2.86 tip thank you so much hey thanks very much Bobby bro 311 00:24:52,980 --> 00:25:03,960 well first game underway has been dispatched to the realms of history Israel absolutely taken to 312 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:13,040 town by the U.S. in a beautiful beautiful U.S. led coalition strike coming up in the next two games 313 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:21,100 Iraq and bad Korea don't go away it's gonna be an absolute thunderclap Newman strike to the heart 314 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:25,000 bad Korea coming right up don't go away 315 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:33,900 I think I 316 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:43,960 do 317 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:54,020 do 318 00:25:54,020 --> 00:26:04,080 do 319 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:14,140 do 320 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:24,200 do 321 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:34,260 do 322 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:40,320 do 323 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:50,380 do 324 00:26:50,380 --> 00:27:00,440 do 325 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:10,500 do 326 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:10,500 do 327 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:20,560 do 328 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:20,560 do 329 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:30,620 do 330 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:30,620 do 331 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:40,680 do 332 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,680 do 333 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,680 do 334 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,680 do 335 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:50,740 do 336 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 337 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 338 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 339 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 340 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 341 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740 do 342 00:27:50,740 --> 00:28:18,740 And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. 343 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:48,720 Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the sea and the fire of the sea? 344 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:57,540 All right, all right, all right. 345 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:04,940 USA, USA, USA. 346 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,740 F-16, baby. 347 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,600 F-16. 348 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:20,260 National anthem there, star-spangled banner sang by the late, great Whitney Houston. 349 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,440 And it's the U.S. get underway here against North Korea. 350 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,640 Bad Korea. 351 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,900 Joining me is Fontaine. 352 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:32,740 You got a song. 353 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,800 Thank you very much. 354 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,160 I'm walking to Connecticut. 355 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,220 And the land, thank you very much. 356 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,020 Obishemi Tabram gets that balloon in. 357 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:46,500 It's Newgate, first time! 358 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,840 Just past the right-hand side of the Cracker Jacker post. 359 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,760 Fast thinking, fast feed. 360 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,300 You know what he's doing, right? 361 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,800 What? 362 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,500 He's doing the unthinkable. 363 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,000 That's Newgate. 364 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,280 Thanks for the donation. 365 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,400 We got warrants. 366 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:15,220 Bad Korea trying to hold up the ball. 367 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,360 Thank you very much to our sponsor, The Donald. 368 00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:18,520 Thank you so much. 369 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600 It's much appreciated. 370 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,360 Keeping the show on the road. 371 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,160 Keeping the cause lit. 372 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,820 Jimmy Rustler. 373 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,020 Plays that ball out to Sammy Bird. 374 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,400 Sammy Bird! 375 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,020 Whoa! 376 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,120 I want you to check every hour. 377 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,180 You got to watch out there, Sammy Bird. 378 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,700 Son of a bitch, Newgate. 379 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,240 Just say no to drugs. 380 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,680 Thank you very much. 381 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,180 Quick, quick moment here to read out some of your beautiful comments. 382 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,640 And save that shit to the halftime. 383 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,060 Okay, we'll wait until halftime. 384 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,760 But thank you very much for your tips. 385 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,940 Just say no to drugs. 386 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,120 And the IRA. 387 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:58,500 Newgate. 388 00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:00,340 Newgate clicks. 389 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,520 It's overran here. 390 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:09,960 Goes out for a North Korea goal ball kick strike. 391 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:11,260 Right out to the middle. 392 00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,340 Chad Valley collects with the head ball. 393 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,280 And it's Newgate. 394 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,320 Newgate out to Kumas. 395 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:17,900 Kumas now. 396 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,780 Looking to play Newgate in a glancing header. 397 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,200 Lovely glancing touch. 398 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,160 Over the ball. 399 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:23,940 Over the bar. 400 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,920 Another strike. 401 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:25,880 Sammy Bird. 402 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,700 Newgate. 403 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,100 Out to Obesemi Tabram. 404 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,000 Tabram. 405 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,940 Kumas. 406 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,160 Absolute onslaught here from the States. 407 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,700 They were doing well. 408 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:38,500 It's nice. 409 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,820 I like to see that shit. 410 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:44,460 You got a son. 411 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,140 Sammy Bird. 412 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,420 Deontay Bayleaf. 413 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:51,480 Deontay Bayleaf. 414 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,360 Lovely, lovely, beautiful play here on the soccer balloon from Kumas. 415 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,820 Out to Sammy Bird. 416 00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,200 Sammy Bird. 417 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,280 Back to Kumas. 418 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,260 Out to Jimmy Russler. 419 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,460 Jimmy Russler. 420 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,300 Plays it forward to Obesemi Tabram. 421 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,100 Tabram from range. 422 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,820 Oh, what an absolute banana shot. 423 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,640 Curling. 424 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,480 Determined. 425 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:14,260 Twisting. 426 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:14,780 Turning. 427 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,100 It had it all. 428 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,500 That son of a bitch. 429 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:21,020 Tabram calls a pretty good ball. 430 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,660 He had to keep a beat. 431 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:30,200 Just needed that extra bit of lick to go inside the left-hand stick post. 432 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,220 Newgate. 433 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,940 Newgate collect here. 434 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,300 Down that left-hand counter flank. 435 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,620 Newgate with the pace. 436 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,540 The demonic pace of Newgate. 437 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,660 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 438 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,620 Bobby Twizzler just could not get ahead on that angle ball. 439 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,420 That was a real-time angle grinder. 440 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,480 Gotta love that shit. 441 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,280 Bobby Twizzler. 442 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,800 Take a bow, Bob. 443 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:05,280 Make sure you put the goal in the sack before you do take the ball. 444 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,560 You get me? 445 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,260 Chad Valley. 446 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,460 Up above. 447 00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:11,280 To Newgate. 448 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,600 It's Bad Korea. 449 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,180 Trying to get some shape on the ball now. 450 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,200 Deontay Bayleaf. 451 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,160 Over the top. 452 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,240 Tries to find Kumas. 453 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,160 He's found him well. 454 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:19,880 Kumas. 455 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:21,140 Kumas to Newgate. 456 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:21,820 Newgate! 457 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:25,420 What the hell was Newgate doing? 458 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,440 I gotta say, I don't really know what he was doing. 459 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:33,740 What he was thinking there, Newgate. 460 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:43,620 And already North Korea still holding the states off right now. 461 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:48,120 It's Jimmy Russler about to do some damage to North Korea. 462 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,720 Rocket Man should have been handled a long time ago. 463 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,340 Little Rocket Man. 464 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,160 We're gonna do it because we really have no choice. 465 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,700 Jimmy Russler steps up. 466 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,680 Curls the ball in. 467 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:10,360 Heads go up. 468 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:11,120 No one there. 469 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,600 Sammy Bird outside the danger box. 470 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,420 Takes a strike. 471 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,660 Ricochets off the North Korean back. 472 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,660 Jimmy Russler again. 473 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,660 As Sammy Bird. 474 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,540 Out to Obesemi Tabram. 475 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,380 Doesn't get enough shape on that ball, Tabram. 476 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,520 Rolls out for a throw. 477 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:25,580 Oh. 478 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,880 Bobby Twizzler. 479 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,280 Jimmy Russler. 480 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,260 Out to Kumas. 481 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,740 Kumas with the strike. 482 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:35,260 Whoa. 483 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,140 Whoa. 484 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:37,980 Whoa. 485 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,280 Get in there, baby. 486 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,620 I was born in the USA. 487 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:44,680 Trump. 488 00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:45,380 Trump. 489 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,000 Trump. 490 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,620 Trump. 491 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:46,680 Trump. 492 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,240 Trump. 493 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:47,240 Trump. 494 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:47,680 Trump. 495 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,740 I was born in the USA. 496 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:53,420 An amazing go. 497 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,000 An amazing strike. 498 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,400 An amazing US-led invasion. 499 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,420 Got in a little hometown jam. 500 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,680 Unbelievable. 501 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,480 So I'm gonna have to win my hands. 502 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,580 Strike of a lifetime. 503 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:08,140 Stay up to a foreign land. 504 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,680 To don't kill the enemy. 505 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,000 Yeah. 506 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,540 I was born in the USA. 507 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,220 Rat track. 508 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,320 I was born in the USA. 509 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,680 Rat track. 510 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,720 I was born in the USA. 511 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,840 Stick that one in your rat trap. 512 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,280 USA one. 513 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,060 Bad Korea zero. 514 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:34,920 As Kumas. 515 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,540 Tries to launch another US-led invasion here. 516 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,740 He's got Newgate making a run. 517 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:40,820 Tries to find Newgate. 518 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:41,760 Newgate. 519 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:46,960 Just outmatched there by You-Soon Rang. 520 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,740 The goalkeeper for Korea. 521 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:53,880 Yet to launch a missile strike on our territory. 522 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,860 That's Bach. 523 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,260 Out to Ho-Wan. 524 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,660 Ho-Wan. 525 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,140 Holding up play here, Ho-Wan. 526 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,580 Bach with the Bach ball. 527 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,640 Out to Korean Man. 528 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,320 Korean Man number nine. 529 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,420 At Newgate. 530 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,520 Out to Kumas. 531 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,500 To Bayleaf. 532 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:17,700 Bayleaf. 533 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,640 Holds it up to Kumas again. 534 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,200 Newgate is offside. 535 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,480 You gotta say something, right? 536 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,460 These guys, they're out there playing for the stars. 537 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,160 They're playing for the stripes. 538 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520 Charlie Garfield told me all about it yesterday. 539 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,520 Bringing stability to the region. 540 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,500 Thank you very much for your God forsaken tip. 541 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,280 It's not God forsaken, right? 542 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,720 It's Bobby Twizzler right now. 543 00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:50,880 Bobby Twizzler, baby. 544 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,480 Bobby Twizzler. 545 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,080 Bobby Twizzlestick. 546 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,300 All right. 547 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,780 Touchdown. 548 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,260 Touchdown Tectonic. 549 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:21,920 And another amazing go from Bobby Twizzler. 550 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,240 Puts it right in the twizzle stick. 551 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,900 And another amazing go from the United States. 552 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,920 Beautiful, beautiful coming in. 553 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,700 We're here to win. 554 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:33,760 We're here to win. 555 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,320 Lovely, lovely, lovely play from the States. 556 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,660 Bringing stability to the North Korean goal region. 557 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:55,120 And it's North Korea now looking to try and get some kind of reprisal strike. 558 00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,420 But it's not looking good for them. 559 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,320 A lot of major league soccer stars here. 560 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,880 They're looking good here. 561 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 With Pan. 562 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,680 It looks like Pan's trying to attack here. 563 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,720 Pan with the ball in. 564 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,120 Back to Hwan. 565 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,080 Hwan. 566 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,380 And it's Deontay Bayleaf now. 567 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,420 Bayleaf. 568 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,000 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 569 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,240 Bobby Twizzler. 570 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,840 He's going alone here, Twizzler. 571 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,100 Out to Newgate. 572 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:22,900 Kumas. 573 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,400 Newgate let that run. 574 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,860 Should have struck that ball. 575 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,200 Come back. 576 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,360 Tyler Thompson. 577 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,820 The Colorado Springbok. 578 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,600 Kumas. 579 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,080 Two minutes of additional injury time to be played here as Deontay Bayleaf gets some shape on the ball. 580 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,160 Sammy Bird with an early one in. 581 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:45,780 Newgate. 582 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,360 Tried to get ahead to it. 583 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,600 North Korean ball. 584 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,860 And Newgate went in too strong there. 585 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,160 Too much physicality. 586 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,020 Oh, beg your pardon. 587 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,540 It's an offside from Newgate. 588 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,120 Managed do well to get back. 589 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,020 Try and get that ball. 590 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,100 But the referee says offside. 591 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960 Going to be a North Korean kick. 592 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,620 Charlie Garfield told me all about it yesterday. 593 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,940 Hey, Kim Jong-un. 594 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,320 Thank you very much, baby. 595 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,580 That's it. 596 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,360 It's halftime. 597 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:21,260 An amazing run of play 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00:40:02,320 Remember this real-time super cool game. 614 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,860 Fight no matter the odds. 615 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,020 Including app purchasers. 616 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:08,680 Hey, how about you read some of those messages you got? 617 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,240 The kind-hearted people who donated. 618 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,240 We're going to do that right now. 619 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:13,500 We're going to do that right now. 620 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,240 Thanks so much to everybody. 621 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,780 Joe Rogan, Kim Young. 622 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,640 Bring stability. 623 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:18,540 Little Rocket Man. 624 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,100 Get two goals and the Queen dies. 625 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,700 If you score twice, the Queen will die, someone says. 626 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,880 We don't know if there's Mystic Meg out there watching. 627 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,500 We're not sure. 628 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,360 But you got a song. 629 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,140 Thanks for the tip. 630 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,500 Just say no to drugs. 631 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,700 The taverns are open in Wisconsin. 632 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,680 You got to fight for your right to party and the American right to free assembly. 633 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,240 No global pandemic can halt God's chosen people. 634 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:47,400 Blessed are the capitalists and blessed are the NRA. 635 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,040 Thanks very much for the tip there. 636 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,880 You got a song. 637 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:58,240 Five-year-old donation from McDonald's says you win this for our boys and I'll give you all the info you want on Newgate. 638 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,000 Sounds juicy, Donald. 639 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,620 What kind of news you got there? 640 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,480 We want to know more. 641 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,340 Thanks for the tip. 642 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,120 I walk into Connecticut says happy Christmas you animals. 643 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,280 The lad says story. 644 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,320 Hope you're keeping well. 645 00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:14,960 Buy yourself a pack of Tato or something. 646 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:16,040 I don't know what that means. 647 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,640 I think he means chips. 648 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,800 Chips and dips. 649 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,500 I'm not sure. 650 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,680 Well, he didn't specify chips or dips. 651 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:23,560 Just said Tato. 652 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,940 Stur Chicken, thank you very much. 653 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,400 Don't think my last donation went through. 654 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:35,640 Stur Chicken says if it was a donation that had a slur attached, 655 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,340 then, of course, it's not going to come through. 656 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,900 That's a slur. 657 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,380 You got a son. 658 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,960 Stop slurring the pot there. 659 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,440 We don't like that shit up here. 660 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:56,000 We like going into another territory and bringing stability to the region and installing democracy and freedom. 661 00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:01,140 We don't like slurs or any of that kind of shit. 662 00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:02,560 You hear me? 663 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,640 Sturm words there from Fontaine and Farfurta. 664 00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:08,820 Thank you so much, sir. 665 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,880 The three-year-old donation says, 666 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:16,820 I barely had enough time to recover from our post-game tailgate the other day, 667 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:19,500 and I find my country on the warpath again. 668 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,320 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 669 00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:26,160 For God, country, and Fontaine. 670 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,320 Thanks very much. 671 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,860 Very, very kind. 672 00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:31,860 Very, very kind. 673 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:36,980 Don't go away. 674 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,940 We got the second half coming right up here. 675 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,840 The second group round game of the World Soccer Trophy. 676 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,320 U.S. leading North Korea. 677 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,760 Two goals to the goose. 678 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:50,940 It looks good. 679 00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:53,200 Looks like it could get even gooder. 680 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,040 Whether or not we go through, we don't know. 681 00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,300 We really don't know. 682 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:01,400 There are known knowns. 683 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,880 There are things we know we know. 684 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:05,640 We also know there are known unknowns. 685 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,640 That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. 686 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:10,620 But there are also... 687 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:27,940 Cool new game. 688 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,040 Mobile, real-time strategy game. 689 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:30,520 For you. 690 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,420 For mobile, smartphone, iOS, and Android. 691 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:36,820 Compatible to explore dangerous alien world. 692 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,540 In real-time with the strategy ball. 693 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:46,280 Also, that's not all. Remember this real-time super cool game. Fight no matter the odds. 694 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,480 Includes in app purchasers. 695 00:43:47,480 --> 00:44:12,560 Second half underway here. It's the USA 2. Bad Korea 0. Bad Korea looking to try and take it apart. That's Bach. To Ssang. To Sagon. Sagon. Sagon puts the ball out. Bad control. And shaping up to be a pretty good game here is Dick Bush. 696 00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:39,200 To the States. Blast that balloon out into the space land. Headed back by Bad Korea. Bad Korea. Bad Korea. They're taking their time. They're taking their time on the balloon. Bad Korea. Some bad defending here from the States. We want to watch out. We can't let these guys in. Bad Korea now. They're trying to walk it in. Bad Korea. 697 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,840 Get on top of these guys. 698 00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:50,240 Kind of defense. Kind of defense was that shit. 699 00:44:51,600 --> 00:45:04,180 Bad defense from the States has led ourselves into a situation where Bad Korea do have the chance to launch a missile from range. 700 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,180 Rocket comes in. 701 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,140 Dick Bush with the save. 702 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,620 Dick Bush with the bush ball. 703 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:17,640 Out to Newgate. 704 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,240 Newgate. 705 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,680 Bobby Twizzler to Koumets. 706 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,280 Koumets plays it out to Sammy Bird. 707 00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,920 Plex again by Koumets. 708 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:34,660 And Sammy Bird will be ruled as outside in that play. 709 00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:38,520 And that's a throw ball. 710 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,660 I beg your pardon. 711 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:42,360 A free ball. 712 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,860 To Bad Korea. 713 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,020 It's rang now. 714 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,620 Out to that central disc. 715 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,840 Sagang with a lovely ball in. 716 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:54,760 Trying to find his man. 717 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,140 Dick Bush with the save. 718 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,780 The U.S. not looking too good. 719 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840 Looking shaky here. 720 00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,660 Shaky ground. 721 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,160 Tyler Thompson. 722 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:02,940 Jimmy Ressler. 723 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,680 Plays it out to the right hand flank to Bobby Twizzler. 724 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,140 Bob Twizz. 725 00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:07,940 The Twizzle stick. 726 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:08,580 To Newgate. 727 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,580 To Koumets. 728 00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:10,340 Koumets. 729 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,180 Over the top. 730 00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:12,900 Tries to find Newgate with the floating through ball. 731 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:16,780 Newgate. 732 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:18,740 Koumets. 733 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,800 Takes a deflection. 734 00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:23,380 Goes up. 735 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:24,820 For a U.S. 736 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,840 Lead corner ball here. 737 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,080 On 58 minutes. 738 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,340 Jimmy Ressler. 739 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,360 Curls the balloon into the center stage. 740 00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,440 Koumets goes up. 741 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:46,480 Newgate's there. 742 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:47,760 Newgate's in town. 743 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,580 Doesn't get to it. 744 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,260 The ball is put safely out in the touch. 745 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,240 For a U.S. 746 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,220 Led throw invasion. 747 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,360 Sammy Bird. 748 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,940 Out to Deontay Bailey. 749 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,620 Fletts the ball bounce off his back. 750 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,180 It's a mistake. 751 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,380 And it's back. 752 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:05,840 Korea now. 753 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,740 63 minutes on the shot clock. 754 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:11,420 In the second quarter here. 755 00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,760 Looks like Newgate's in town. 756 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:15,520 Newgate. 757 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:17,400 Out to Tabram. 758 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:18,020 Tabram. 759 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,000 To Twizzler. 760 00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:20,360 Back to Tabram. 761 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,260 Twizzler. 762 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,400 Back to Bayleaf. 763 00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:24,840 Bayleaf with a thunder. 764 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:24,940 Thunder. 765 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,840 That just goes out for a lovely corner ball. 766 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:35,700 Goalkeeper at a massive stretch. 767 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:39,000 Thanks for the donation. 768 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:40,340 We got warrants. 769 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,700 A series of slurs. 770 00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:44,080 Thank you very much. 771 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,040 You got a slur. 772 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:47,580 Congrats. 773 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,120 Where is it? 774 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,840 We got warrants. 775 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:52,460 Jimmy Ressler now. 776 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,640 Finding time to put that balloon in the middle box. 777 00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:56,380 Heads go up. 778 00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:56,800 Again. 779 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,220 It's a thunder strike. 780 00:47:58,940 --> 00:47:59,860 Sammy Bird. 781 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,320 Oh shit. 782 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,260 Tried to get on that. 783 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:02,460 Andrew Livingstone. 784 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,620 Thank you very much. 785 00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:08,160 I think it's Livingstone. 786 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,260 It's not Livingstone. 787 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:10,840 Well. 788 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,040 My decision is not set in stone. 789 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:13,940 But this is Sagan. 790 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,640 Out to North Korea. 791 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,040 Rocket ball. 792 00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:19,820 And Dick Bush. 793 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:22,820 Saves. 794 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,120 With his crotch. 795 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,760 You got to see that save again from Dick Bush. 796 00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:27,940 Unbelievable. 797 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:29,960 Yeah. 798 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,000 You got these Koreans trying to launch missile after missile. 799 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:33,340 Right? 800 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:39,400 And then you've got good old solid Dick Bush at the back. 801 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,860 The Bushmaster. 802 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,860 The Bushmaster. 803 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:43,480 AR. 804 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,160 And you see he made the first save. 805 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,540 With his palm. 806 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,580 And then again. 807 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:53,780 Another. 808 00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:58,080 North Korean missile from Sagan comes in. 809 00:48:58,340 --> 00:48:59,360 And then Dick Bush. 810 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,140 Save with the balls. 811 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,080 The ballistic missile blockers. 812 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,240 And. 813 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,440 Hopefully he's okay after that. 814 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,180 We don't know if he's wearing a cup. 815 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:08,980 Or a piece. 816 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:10,700 Yeah. 817 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:16,020 I heard that we got a shipment of pieces came in via a care package last night. 818 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:17,600 Is that so? 819 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:18,640 Yeah. 820 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:19,080 You got. 821 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,820 You heard it right the first time baby. 822 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,820 Care package. 823 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,500 Custom loadout. 824 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,280 Came through. 825 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:26,200 Dick Bush. 826 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,140 Newgate. 827 00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:34,860 Over to Twizzler. 828 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,700 Back to Jimmy Twizzler. 829 00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:38,260 Out to Kumas. 830 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,100 Kumas. 831 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,800 Kumas over the bar. 832 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,800 You're going away to right. 833 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,820 And Man Sang-Yong is coming on. 834 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,520 Brian Spueller. 835 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:52,640 Thank you very much. 836 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,260 Kumas with 20 touches in the game. 837 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,840 That's two substitutions coming on. 838 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,220 And a heartbeat. 839 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,820 For the North Korean team here. 840 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,280 That's a foul on Kumas. 841 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,540 Referee says play on. 842 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,300 And this could be good here for the States. 843 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,040 This could be very good. 844 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,020 And what about that foul, right? 845 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,660 We got someone fouling us. 846 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,640 We need to take those guys downtown. 847 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,740 Chad Valley. 848 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,100 Deontay Bayleaf. 849 00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,020 Tyler Thompson. 850 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,000 Beautiful run of play here from the States. 851 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,760 Just as I say that. 852 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,900 North Korea come back. 853 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:29,380 North Korean missiles inbound. 854 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,180 Here we go. 855 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,200 Young Sang-Yong. 856 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,440 Sang-Yong with the ball now. 857 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,540 Tries to get a balloon in. 858 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,240 Takes a turn. 859 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:36,900 Takes a twist. 860 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,760 Goes past this man. 861 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:38,720 Tries to get a curler in. 862 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,820 Ball out to Newgate. 863 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:43,260 Deontay Bayleaf. 864 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:44,900 That's Bayleaf. 865 00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:46,040 Looking menacing here. 866 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,640 Bayleaf with the twist. 867 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:50,560 Tabram. 868 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,900 Out to Twizzler. 869 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,080 Who's offside. 870 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,040 What you gotta do here? 871 00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:57,880 What's going on? 872 00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:59,240 He's always offside. 873 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,680 We're trying our best. 874 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,660 But our best is not good enough. 875 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,180 It's a yellow card there for Wong Yubak. 876 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,260 For that foul we saw. 877 00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:12,300 That was a long time ago against Kumas. 878 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:12,660 Yep. 879 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:15,180 I'm really happy about that actually. 880 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,020 Because I didn't think that was going to happen. 881 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,840 That's a yellow card for Wong Yubak. 882 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,620 Chad Valley goes up for the ball striker. 883 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,560 Mang Sang-Yong on the balloon now. 884 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,300 Korea looking menacing. 885 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,880 Dick Bush with the save. 886 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,000 Five minutes of regulation time left to play. 887 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:37,700 Bayleaf. 888 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,560 Lovely floating through ball to find Bobby Twizzler. 889 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,040 It's Bobby Twizzler. 890 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,280 Bobby Twizzler to Newgate. 891 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,480 Born in the U.S. land. 892 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,220 Born in the U.S. land. 893 00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:53,140 Congratulations. 894 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,480 Born in the U.S. land. 895 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,080 Mr. Newgate. 896 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,180 Born in the U.S. land. 897 00:51:59,180 --> 00:51:59,860 You gotta go. 898 00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:01,260 Born in the U.S. land. 899 00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,140 An unbelievable strike. 900 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,220 The whole time jam. 901 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,200 From Newgate. 902 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,100 To really hammer that shit home. 903 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:13,140 Send me off to a fire land. 904 00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:17,420 To gonna kill the yellow man. 905 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,660 Born in the U.S. land. 906 00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:21,900 Beautiful Blazes Twizzler. 907 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:22,660 About to Newgate. 908 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,180 Bam! 909 00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,080 Born in the U.S. land. 910 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,060 Born in the U.S. land. 911 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:32,820 amazing play beautiful stuff 912 00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:56,000 where's barry i beg your pardon where's barry i don't know what you're talking about three 913 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:03,260 goals to the goose here and dionte bayleaf is hungry he wants more here bayleaf and kumas 914 00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:11,360 plays that out to tyler thompson to newgate newgate back to thompson thompson long range drive 915 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:18,240 and that is a deflection ball into the hands of the rocket man 916 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:24,160 cuckoo kachoo penalized 917 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:31,360 what was wrong with that cuckoo kachoo was a good he got the ball right 918 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:38,660 we don't know fifa could be bribed here you never know could be a north korean bribe but it's not 919 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:44,280 enough even if they did do that bribe because it's three goals to the goose and kumas goals 920 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:51,280 and the rocket men are dispatched 921 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:58,280 rocket man are dispatched 922 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:58,280 rocket man 923 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,280 burning out his shoes are very long 924 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:11,200 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids 925 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:17,280 In fact, it's cold as hell 926 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:25,060 And there's no one there to raise them 927 00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:27,980 If they did 928 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:34,480 Rocket Man should have been handled a long time ago 929 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:40,020 Little Rocket Man 930 00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:42,580 We're going to do it 931 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:45,840 Because we really have no choice 932 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,200 And I want to tell you something 933 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200 Rocket Man 934 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:56,320 Rocket Man 935 00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:06,480 And I think it's going to be a long, long time 936 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,060 Until Sucked Down brings me round again to find 937 00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:13,340 I'm not the man that think I am at home 938 00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:15,820 Oh, no, no, no 939 00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:18,400 I'm a Rocket Man 940 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,440 Rocket Man 941 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,980 Burning out his fuse of heroin 942 00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:34,620 And I think it's going to be a long, long time 943 00:55:34,620 --> 00:55:38,140 Touchdown brings me round again to find 944 00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:41,400 I'm not the man that think I am at home 945 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,300 Oh, no, no, no 946 00:55:43,300 --> 00:56:02,540 Cool new game mobile return strategy game 947 00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:05,920 For you, phone, mobile, smartphone, iOS, and Android 948 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:11,040 Compatible to explore dangerous alien world in real time with a strategy ball 949 00:56:11,040 --> 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Remember this real-time super cool game fight no matter the odds. Includes an app purchaser. 950 00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:37,480 Yo, where's Dookie? Yo, Dookie! Yo. What's up? Hold on. 951 00:56:37,480 --> 00:57:07,460 Dookie! 952 00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:26,460 Dookie! 953 00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:28,460 Cool new game mobile return strategy! 954 00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,460 Tread- 955 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:32,460 *Squeak* 956 00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,460 *Squeak* 957 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:36,460 *Squeak* 958 00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:38,460 *Squeak* 959 00:57:38,460 --> 00:58:08,320 So far so good here. 960 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:12,240 At the FIFA World Soccer Cup Trophy. 961 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,980 Thank you so much to our sponsors. 962 00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:18,160 Far Far to Brian Spuhler, Andrew Livingston, the Series of Slurs. 963 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,080 All those guys. 964 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:23,000 U.S. crushing, dominating. 965 00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:25,880 All in their wake. 966 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:30,100 Leaving behind them a trail of destruction and democracy. 967 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,320 Instability too. 968 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,040 Next up, the final group round game. 969 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,740 Iraq. 970 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,780 USA versus Iraq coming right up. 971 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,400 Don't go away. 972 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,740 Promises to be an absolute blaster. 973 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,840 Stars and Stripes versus the Stripes. 974 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,080 With something in the middle. 975 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,500 We don't know what that means. 976 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,500 But democracy shines through. 977 00:58:58,980 --> 00:58:59,500 Stability. 978 00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,260 The Green Zone. 979 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,540 Matt Damon. 980 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,380 Kalani. 981 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,280 Super Valley. 982 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:05,840 It's all here. 983 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:06,580 It's all to play for. 984 00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,480 Don't go away. 985 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,240 Soccer live. 986 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,940 In association with shit mobile games. 987 00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,200 Get them wild or hot. 988 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,800 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 989 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:24,240 Now this is a brand new real-time strategy game for your smartphone. 990 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,860 It's available on Android. 991 00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:29,380 It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user. 992 00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:59,360 We'll be right back. 993 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:15,740 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 994 01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,740 Now this... 995 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:19,740 We'll be right back. 996 01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:49,720 We'll be right back. 997 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,720 We'll be right back. 998 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:51,720 We'll be right back. 999 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,720 We'll be right back. 1000 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,720 We'll be right back. 1001 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720 We'll be right back. 1002 01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,720 We'll be right back. 1003 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,720 We'll be right back. 1004 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,720 We'll be right back. 1005 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,720 We'll be right back. 1006 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,720 We'll be right back. 1007 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,720 We'll be right back. 1008 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,720 We'll be right back. 1009 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,720 We'll be right back. 1010 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:13,720 We'll be right back. 1011 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,720 We'll be right back. 1012 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:27,800 Through the night that our flag was still there. 1013 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:44,040 Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave. 1014 01:01:44,040 --> 01:02:00,360 O'er the land of the free and the land of the brave. 1015 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:22,360 And there are the F-16 flyover fly by night. 1016 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:30,300 Amazing, amazing work there from the F-16 crew in loving memory of Whitney Elizabeth Houston. 1017 01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:34,220 Let's get this game underway at the third group round game. 1018 01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,820 The USA versus Iraq. 1019 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:47,980 And we're going to bring stability to this region with a few ballistic gold missiles launched in a shock and awe of attack waves. 1020 01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:51,440 And Newgate, first down the scene, gets the balloon in. 1021 01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,440 Bobby Twizzler. 1022 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,780 Obeshemi Tabram looking to attack. 1023 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,660 Nasser gets the ball. 1024 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,580 Plays it back too far, Bobby Twizzler. 1025 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,320 Out to Deontay Bailey. 1026 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,420 Bailey with a floating fruit chip. 1027 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,440 Out to Tabram. 1028 01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:06,540 Tabram to Newgate. 1029 01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:08,000 Newgate tries a turn. 1030 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:08,980 Taken down. 1031 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,140 Ref says play on. 1032 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,760 Tyler Thompson. 1033 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,920 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 1034 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,940 Bobby Twizzler tries from range. 1035 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:17,920 Ficoches off. 1036 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,480 The Iraq defender. 1037 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,540 Defense is tight. 1038 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,060 Yeah, they might be tight. 1039 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,460 We'll still see how we'll be able to break these guys down. 1040 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,000 They got us on. 1041 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,940 They're going away to Rikers. 1042 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,520 And Jamie Twizzler steps up to take this balloon strike. 1043 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,840 A balloon drone comes in. 1044 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,440 Fisted away by Salat. 1045 01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:49,780 Jimmy Russler again. 1046 01:03:50,220 --> 01:03:50,820 Glancing header. 1047 01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:53,140 Overhead kick there from Tyler Thompson. 1048 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:53,940 Doesn't connect. 1049 01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:55,460 Acrobatic deluxe. 1050 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,580 Sammy Bird to Chad Valley. 1051 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,520 Collects with the back of the foot. 1052 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,120 Jimmy Russler. 1053 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,400 Out to Tabram. 1054 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,840 Tabram to Kumas. 1055 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:09,700 Kumas. 1056 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:10,740 Kumas. 1057 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,540 Right over the bar. 1058 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,800 He needs to keep those shots down. 1059 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,420 Great shot from Kumas. 1060 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:29,700 In association with Shit Mobile Game. 1061 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,880 We're looking at Plague Inc. today. 1062 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:38,320 Now this is a brand new real-time strategy game for your smartphone. 1063 01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,920 It's available on Android. 1064 01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:43,600 It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user. 1065 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,820 And I gotta say, I played this all night last night. 1066 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:48,960 And it's like coronavirus. 1067 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:54,300 You can make your own new virus and spread around on the globe on your phone. 1068 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,560 Kukukachu collects. 1069 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,080 Headed back to Tyler Thompson. 1070 01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:58,940 Can't get it. 1071 01:04:59,020 --> 01:04:59,500 It's Abdul. 1072 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,600 Abdul Rahman. 1073 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,080 Out to El Kalik. 1074 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,740 El Kalik for a rock. 1075 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,060 It's Nasar. 1076 01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,800 Out to El Kalik again. 1077 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,520 Dowd. 1078 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,580 Chad Valley intercepts. 1079 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,240 Bobby Twizzler now with an early ball. 1080 01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:20,000 Looking to find Newgate over the top. 1081 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,320 He's held off by Farouk. 1082 01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:24,180 And Ramiz. 1083 01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,460 Safe hands there at the back for a rock. 1084 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,580 Yeah, that's it. 1085 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:32,140 More like it. 1086 01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,940 Newgate on the attack here. 1087 01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,840 Newgate tries to get that ball to Kumas. 1088 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:37,720 Doesn't work out. 1089 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,380 Back out to Jimmy Russler. 1090 01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:40,440 Too small. 1091 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,700 Deontay Bayleaf looking to get that ball. 1092 01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:43,480 About to Kumas. 1093 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:44,440 Jimmy Russler. 1094 01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:45,760 Tabram. 1095 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:46,700 Tabram. 1096 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,620 Out to Twizzler. 1097 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,300 Twizzler over the top. 1098 01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:50,280 Tries to find Newgate. 1099 01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:51,200 Headed away. 1100 01:05:54,060 --> 01:05:54,940 And a rock. 1101 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,260 Looking comfortable here today. 1102 01:05:58,180 --> 01:06:00,940 Not phased by the U.S.-led coalition. 1103 01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:04,300 We only want to bring them freedom. 1104 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,760 They don't understand what freedom is, though. 1105 01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:08,220 They're never being allowed to have freedom. 1106 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:10,140 Sammy Bird. 1107 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,140 Out to Twizzler. 1108 01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,740 Newgate looking to attack now. 1109 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,880 Tyler Thompson. 1110 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,980 Looking to attack Abdul. 1111 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,220 Kalik. 1112 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,060 Gets it to Namzy. 1113 01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,540 Namzy for a rock. 1114 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:23,560 Namzy. 1115 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:24,900 Whoa. 1116 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:27,580 Dangerous. 1117 01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:30,340 The way that a rock struck us like that. 1118 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,420 They nearly did damage. 1119 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:32,780 Reminds me of something. 1120 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:49,620 Crazy, crazy dreams. 1121 01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:51,540 Crazy realities here. 1122 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:52,960 Thanks for the donation. 1123 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,020 We got awards. 1124 01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:54,840 Mr. Punch. 1125 01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:55,980 Thank you very much. 1126 01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,440 We'll get to your messages at halftime. 1127 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,220 Brought to you. 1128 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,380 By Deontay Bailey. 1129 01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:07,440 Rabseed Fadal. 1130 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,440 Out to Wasamir Samir. 1131 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,180 Out to Willie Dowd. 1132 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:12,960 Bobby Twizzler. 1133 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:13,820 Twizzler. 1134 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:14,720 To Newgate. 1135 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:15,640 Newgate. 1136 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,420 All right, baby. 1137 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:18,580 All right. 1138 01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:46,580 And it was a fantastic run of play there by Bobby Twizzler. 1139 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:47,460 The Twizzler. 1140 01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:50,900 And then a lovely, amazing goal. 1141 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,080 From Newgate. 1142 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,640 To tap in. 1143 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,740 Crazy, crazy world. 1144 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:00,000 Crazy dreams. 1145 01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:07,100 Yeah. 1146 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,240 Freedom. 1147 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,120 Al Farouk. 1148 01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,480 27 minutes on the clock. 1149 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,640 Deontay Bailey. 1150 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,260 Strong in the challenge. 1151 01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:21,220 A bit too strong there. 1152 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:24,580 The referee says that's going to be an rocky free ball. 1153 01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:27,020 Yeah. 1154 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,060 Bailey, if you like to go in hard, he goes in heavy. 1155 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,020 He's a good guy. 1156 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:33,120 Thanks for the donation. 1157 01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:33,860 We got awards. 1158 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:37,480 Deontay Bailey pleading with the referee there to say, what's going on? 1159 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:39,720 What's going on? 1160 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,600 That was okay, what I did there. 1161 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,740 Kukukachu looking again. 1162 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,480 It's an Iraqi ball right now. 1163 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,000 Danger ball. 1164 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,320 Tripping the box. 1165 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,160 You're going away to Rikers. 1166 01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:54,200 Jack in the box. 1167 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:54,940 Kukukachu. 1168 01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:55,740 Get in there, baby. 1169 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,020 Out to Newgate. 1170 01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,000 Here's Newgate. 1171 01:08:58,460 --> 01:08:58,900 Newgate. 1172 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,520 Takes it from the halfway line. 1173 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,240 Newgate. 1174 01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:02,420 He's going alone here. 1175 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:03,240 Newgate. 1176 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,560 Oh, Newgate. 1177 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:11,180 Chance to score a George Wayagul, but it didn't work out for him. 1178 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,160 Obish Amy Tabram. 1179 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,220 Out to Kumas. 1180 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,900 Kumas to Newgate. 1181 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,220 Bayleaf. 1182 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:17,360 Bayleaf. 1183 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,220 Go past that right-hand post stick. 1184 01:09:22,380 --> 01:09:23,400 Deontay Bayleaf. 1185 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,660 Crazy stuff, right? 1186 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:27,920 Really is. 1187 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:32,580 I said a long time ago, one of our objectives is to smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice. 1188 01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:34,480 We're smoking them out. 1189 01:09:35,060 --> 01:09:35,740 They're running. 1190 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:37,320 And now... 1191 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,580 Arak Boulam. 1192 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,760 Out to Kumas. 1193 01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,260 Well, Kumas is going to try and attack. 1194 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,480 It's Farouk, though, for Arak. 1195 01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:53,220 Arak, not Faze here by the shock and awe, which we've launched at their Bagdads. 1196 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,220 Come on. 1197 01:09:58,920 --> 01:09:59,860 Out to Bayleaf. 1198 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:00,840 Bayleaf. 1199 01:10:01,340 --> 01:10:02,060 Out to Twizzler. 1200 01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:02,540 Twizzler. 1201 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:03,620 Trying to find Newgate. 1202 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,660 He's onside. 1203 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:05,180 Newgate. 1204 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,460 Throws it back here. 1205 01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:09,480 Curling shot. 1206 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,580 And it's in by Bayleaf. 1207 01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:13,100 Yeah. 1208 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:14,520 Come on. 1209 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:16,780 That's for Fallujah, baby. 1210 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:22,780 That's for Fallujah. 1211 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,500 Amazing sight. 1212 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,420 An amazing piece of pudding. 1213 01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:39,720 By the U.S. of state side. 1214 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,340 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 1215 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:47,880 Miss Lewinsky. 1216 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,840 I never told anybody to lie. 1217 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,200 Not a single time. 1218 01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:54,440 You gotta love it, right? 1219 01:10:54,980 --> 01:10:56,760 You got that ball in from Newgate. 1220 01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:03,060 Newgate right into the back of the heart of the Baghdad sect. 1221 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:23,440 then Bailey reprisal strike come on well two goals do the goose here against the 1222 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:31,580 Iraq we know they're harboring something have they got they've got an attack left 1223 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:39,740 in them they're harboring bad stuff we need to go in there we also know they have a few strikes of 1224 01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:47,120 mass destruction we know we've got intelligence right we also have sons we're gonna go after this 1225 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:57,960 sons new gate whoa right over the bar again from Newgate I know are here for the American Dean the US 1226 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:10,620 trying to keep their shot down it's so close so close for a touchdown yet so far for a holdout it's two 1227 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:16,260 goals to the goose we're on the brink of halftime we're gonna get to read out some of your lovely kind 1228 01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:31,920 messages here as Iraq struggle to maintain equilibrium in the face of shock and awe at halftime it's Newgate and Bayleaf 1229 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:37,560 Bailey, Dick Bush with the safe hands walking up there to the tunnel. 1230 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:40,980 Yeah, we got it going on. 1231 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:41,860 We're going to do well. 1232 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,220 I know we're going to do well, right? 1233 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:48,820 First half brought to you by Shit Mobile Games. 1234 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,060 Please, please play them now. 1235 01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:58,040 Cool new game, mobile, real-time strategy game for you for mobile smartphone, iOS, and Android. 1236 01:12:58,180 --> 01:13:03,140 Compatible to explore dangerous alien worlds in real time with a strategy ball. 1237 01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:05,600 Also, that's not all. 1238 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,380 Remember, this real-time super cool game. 1239 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:10,900 Fight no matter the odds. 1240 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,960 Includes in a purchaser. 1241 01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,160 Second half coming right up here. 1242 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:16,860 Don't go away. 1243 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,560 Quick chance to read a message there from Far Faraday. 1244 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,700 Thank you very much. 1245 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,160 If we end up winning this thing, I know one thing for sure. 1246 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:30,000 It's going to be a bad day to be a light beer. 1247 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,820 Ever hear of the Trail of Tears? 1248 01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:39,840 Well, we're going to be on the Trail of Beers in the parking lot after we reign supreme. 1249 01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,820 Thank you so much, Far Faraday. 1250 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,760 Hey, that's a sentiment and a half. 1251 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,580 I got the links. 1252 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,780 I got the cold cuts, and I got six pack of bud, which I'm going to stop pounding as soon 1253 01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:57,800 as we hit the tarmac of that parking lot. 1254 01:13:58,940 --> 01:13:59,860 A rocky freedom. 1255 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:07,380 Turning into an Iraqi nightmare at the moment as Nomsie is dispossessed by Cuckoo Cachoo. 1256 01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:08,480 Cuckoo Cachoo now. 1257 01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:09,780 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1258 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,420 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1259 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:12,800 All the way here. 1260 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:13,580 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1261 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,560 Oh, just over the bar. 1262 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,560 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1263 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,760 Got to tell you something about that son of a bitch, Cuckoo Cachoo. 1264 01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:22,960 He's really good. 1265 01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:25,940 But he should have passed that to Kumas. 1266 01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:33,020 You also have Bobby Twizzler opening up on that right-hand flank there. 1267 01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:35,920 Crazy. 1268 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:35,940 Crazy. 1269 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:37,580 Right? 1270 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:45,760 Well, I can't say we didn't expect this onslaught because we've been playing some amazing soccer 1271 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:46,840 in the run-up to this. 1272 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:50,680 Yeah. 1273 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:51,260 Yeah. 1274 01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:56,460 We were saying there earlier on, Megan Rapinoe was doing a dance on top of a dump truck. 1275 01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,980 And no one was watching. 1276 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,660 What's that got to do with anything? 1277 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,280 I don't know. 1278 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:05,100 Cuckoo Cachoo. 1279 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:05,840 Get that ball. 1280 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:06,760 Lovely ball. 1281 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:09,720 Bayleaf. 1282 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:10,460 Newgate. 1283 01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:11,560 That's it, baby. 1284 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,120 Right in. 1285 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,160 All right. 1286 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,060 You've got to love it, right? 1287 01:15:22,340 --> 01:15:23,600 You've got to love it. 1288 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:34,060 I had a brother, I can't stop 1289 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:38,200 Back north and with it gone 1290 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,880 But still there, he's all gone 1291 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:49,620 He had a woman who looked inside gone 1292 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:52,640 I got a picture of a man 1293 01:15:52,640 --> 01:16:03,480 It looks like the Iraqis are going to try and tight mark Newgate 1294 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:04,580 But it's not going to work out 1295 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,780 That's Newgate with America's third goal 1296 01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:12,160 And Jimmy Rustler out to Newgate again 1297 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:12,880 The goal machine 1298 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,420 Out to Bobby Twizzler 1299 01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:15,700 Out to Kumas 1300 01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,560 Kumas looking for Newgate 1301 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,360 Doesn't work out 1302 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:28,020 Man, alive, we're pressing these guys, we're pushing them, I like it 1303 01:16:28,020 --> 01:16:33,940 It's a kind of a free-flowing attack in winning football soccer I beg your pardon 1304 01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:35,400 Been waiting to see 1305 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,580 Great strike there from Iraq 1306 01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,920 Sammy Bird collects 1307 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,000 Sammy Bird 1308 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,580 Tries to play in his man 1309 01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:46,300 It's a blank ball 1310 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,940 Iraq now peddling back, trying to get something out of this 1311 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,020 It's falling to Iraq 1312 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,280 It's an Iraqi reprisal strike 1313 01:16:53,280 --> 01:17:00,280 An IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad 1314 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280 And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad 1315 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280 And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad 1316 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280 And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad 1317 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:26,900 Yeah, well, we can't give these guys any room to maneuver right, you know? 1318 01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:28,900 Disgusting 1319 01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:29,560 Disgusting 1320 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,400 Where was Dick Bush? 1321 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:45,680 It was a sneaky, sneaky reprisal strike 1322 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,520 By cowardly means 1323 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,580 By insurgents based 1324 01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:54,300 In and around our Go Mouth satchel 1325 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,820 And it's Satchel 1326 01:17:55,820 --> 01:18:01,280 Tabran with the ball 1327 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:01,880 And Newgate 1328 01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:04,000 Tyler Thompson 1329 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,580 Out to Bayleaf 1330 01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:07,460 Bayleaf from range 1331 01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:09,380 Amazing strike 1332 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,740 From Bayleaf 1333 01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:15,760 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse 1334 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,580 For that son of a bitch, Newgate 1335 01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:22,760 And Newgate, Saddam Newgate, thank you very much 1336 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:27,280 Whatever happens, I will forever be born in the U.S.A. 1337 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:30,280 I did not have relations with that Rapinoe 1338 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:35,240 Thank you very much for that tip, Saddam Newgate 1339 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:40,280 Also, big shout out to Ross, lovely Jihadi, and Tyvek Pouch 1340 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:46,520 The time, 69 minutes on the shock clock, regulation FIFA time 1341 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:51,160 Central, Eastern, and Western time zones 1342 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,280 All incorporated into this attack reprisal 1343 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:57,860 Cuckoo Kachoo looking to put some Fallujah sauce onto this 1344 01:18:57,860 --> 01:19:00,540 It's wrong, it's bad, it's blank 1345 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:06,160 Cuckoo Kachoo with the ACOG side on the M4 1346 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,780 Kumas, Kumas, Kumas takes a deflection 1347 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:13,720 And rolls into the hands of Ramis 1348 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,720 Farouk 1349 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,980 Out to Samir 1350 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:21,800 Back to Farouk again 1351 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,120 Fadal 1352 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,920 Salah 1353 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:30,740 Sammy Bird collects, Sammy Bird pumping, pile driving down that wing now 1354 01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:31,560 It's a dump truck 1355 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,900 Kumas with the ACOG over the Newgate 1356 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:34,600 Twizzler 1357 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:35,600 Twizzler 1358 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,600 Stick that up your ass 1359 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,080 We're coming for you 1360 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,800 We're coming for you 1361 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:48,620 I said a lot of times, but one of our judges is smoking a little water run in the Jets 1362 01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:53,140 I was born in the USA 1363 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:57,180 Born in the USA 1364 01:19:57,180 --> 01:20:01,840 Got in a little hometown jam 1365 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,240 So I put around the way my pants 1366 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,780 Sending me to a foreign land 1367 01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:12,600 Remember Fallujah 1368 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,460 Remember Basel 1369 01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:16,200 Remember Baghdad 1370 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:19,340 The Uthratis 1371 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:23,100 The Hanging Gardens of Babylon 1372 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:24,800 Born in the USA 1373 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,740 Born in the USA 1374 01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:33,180 An amazing, amazing strike past the Iraqi gold mouth 1375 01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:36,640 And it was Bobby Twizzler 1376 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:43,320 Who had a laser mounted ACOG on the top of his M4 boot 1377 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:47,540 Would not escape the patient justice of the United States 1378 01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,960 And as of tonight 1379 01:20:49,960 --> 01:21:04,220 And now, Kumas 1380 01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:06,500 Looking to get another custom loadout 1381 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:11,360 Care pack is delivered right down in central downtown Fallujah bad 1382 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:14,680 Foul ball 1383 01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:21,580 I got that pack of bud 1384 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:23,800 Refrigerated in a mini fridge 1385 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,440 I can't wait to stop pounding it 1386 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,360 You're looking to 25 1387 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,180 Dick Cheney 1388 01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,200 Iraq 1389 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,220 Iraq 1390 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,000 Trying to come back with something there 1391 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,140 Another IED 1392 01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:37,200 Strategically placed in a cowardly position 1393 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,260 Outside our attack machine 1394 01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:44,580 Yeah, you know that you 1395 01:21:44,580 --> 01:21:45,960 You blew your chance 1396 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,960 You only get one chance, right? 1397 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:50,000 You blow it 1398 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,440 We blow you 1399 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:54,500 I don't like the sound of that 1400 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,860 Sorry, can I just rephrase that? 1401 01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,540 Well, you can 1402 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:00,660 But I mean, you said it now 1403 01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:03,340 It's gonna go down as if you said you were gonna blow that guy 1404 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:05,140 I didn't mean it like that 1405 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,300 I meant like in a war 1406 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:09,380 Military kind of way like 1407 01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:10,660 Not in anything else 1408 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:14,620 85 minutes on the shot clock there 1409 01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:15,560 Regulation time 1410 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:16,480 No one's getting blown 1411 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,200 And Cuckoo Kachoo now 1412 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,840 Tries to send a lovely drone strike 1413 01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,580 Into the heart of the Iraqi hopes and fears 1414 01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:25,900 And it's El Kalik 1415 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,300 Atenamzi 1416 01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:28,600 Salah 1417 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,020 Salah trying to get this balloon in 1418 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:34,780 And it's another beautiful, beautiful save from Dick Bush 1419 01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:37,880 Steps up and collects and collects that balloon 1420 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:39,800 Rolls it out to Obesheimi Tabram 1421 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,240 Tabram, last minute 1422 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,440 Chance for America to get another 1423 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:46,500 Super, super strike here 1424 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,140 Newgate is in town 1425 01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:48,980 He's looking to collect 1426 01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:50,980 Out to Obesheimi Tabram again 1427 01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:57,040 Hey, you have trouble getting your woods out there, son? 1428 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,100 I'm just excited 1429 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,400 Cannot wait for the quarterfinal 1430 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:01,920 Look at this 1431 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:02,720 Bobby Twizzler 1432 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,120 Twizzle with the strike 1433 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,120 A real Twizzle crack 1434 01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,400 And Fadal 1435 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,660 Can't collect 1436 01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:08,540 And it's Kumas 1437 01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:09,620 Tries to get that balloon in 1438 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,660 Don't they collect 1439 01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,760 It's another Iraqi defensive 1440 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,820 The defense for Iraq is too good 1441 01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:17,160 Kumas 1442 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:22,000 And that's the final whistle here 1443 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,000 USA 1444 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,320 Hey, what are those guys trying to 1445 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,820 What are they singing and dancing about? 1446 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,000 Well, it seems as though Iraq just didn't 1447 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,920 Even though they got beat, they're still through 1448 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:37,800 But it doesn't matter 1449 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:42,620 It does not matter one bit, one iota 1450 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:45,540 Because the U.S. are through 1451 01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:51,180 To the quarterfinals of the World Soccer Trophy Deluxe 1452 01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:57,300 In association with Shit Mobile Games 1453 01:23:57,300 --> 01:24:03,840 And featuring Joe Rogan 2, Bill Clinton, Obama, and Fred Durst 1454 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:09,420 Play the shit new game for Android where you grow your own Roman Empire 1455 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:12,460 Yes, it's available now on iOS and Android 1456 01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:13,720 Upgrade your own legions 1457 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,000 Create your own dickheads 1458 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,080 Put them behind a fence 1459 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:16,700 Build walls 1460 01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,400 Use blocks 1461 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,500 And expand your empire 1462 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,500 As well as the amount of time wasted 1463 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,060 Oh man, I don't love this 1464 01:24:23,060 --> 01:24:53,040 Thank you. 1465 01:24:53,040 --> 01:25:15,840 Thank you for the donation. 1466 01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:16,680 We got more. 1467 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:23,120 When she was an American girl, raised on promises. 1468 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:32,240 She couldn't help thinking that there was a little more life somewhere else. 1469 01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:40,120 After all, it was a great big world with lots of places to run to. 1470 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:43,520 Yeah, I think she had to die. 1471 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,580 Try and cheat. 1472 01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:47,120 That wonderful thing. 1473 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:53,460 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the U.S. soccer team. 1474 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,960 Take it easy, baby. 1475 01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:58,540 Make it last all night. 1476 01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:02,740 She was an American girl. 1477 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:07,580 Coming up, stay with us for more amazing soccer action. 1478 01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:09,920 It's the U.S.A. versus Uruguay. 1479 01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:13,540 In the first knockout round, the last 16 here. 1480 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,620 Plays in the quarterfinal at stake. 1481 01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:16,400 Don't go away. 1482 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,620 Soccer coming right here, right up after this message. 1483 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,660 Do not adjust your smartphone. 1484 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:28,160 This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone. 1485 01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:29,820 No build time. 1486 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:30,520 Yes, repeat. 1487 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:31,540 No build times. 1488 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,440 Scan the skies with a plane. 1489 01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:36,480 You are a war criminal and you are the best at what you do. 1490 01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:37,620 Direct unit control. 1491 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:39,260 Repeat direct unit control. 1492 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:40,220 Amazing stuff. 1493 01:26:40,220 --> 01:27:10,200 We'll be right back. 1494 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:40,180 We'll be right back. 1495 01:27:40,180 --> 01:28:10,160 We'll be right back. 1496 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:40,140 We'll be right back. 1497 01:28:40,140 --> 01:29:10,120 We'll be right back. 1498 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:40,100 We'll be right back. 1499 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,560 We're through to the last 16 here. 1500 01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:47,940 It's Uruguay versus the U.S.-led coalition. 1501 01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:51,960 And we're hoping for something good here today. 1502 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,540 What have we got in store? 1503 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:03,680 Newgate gets the game underway. 1504 01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:07,640 And we're going to go to the next two. 1505 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,600 Doing good here. 1506 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,560 Saracic, you got to the next two. 1507 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:21,520 Chad Valley collects. 1508 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:21,960 Kumas. 1509 01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:23,720 Kumas over the top. 1510 01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:24,460 Back to Newgate. 1511 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:25,700 Sensual. 1512 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:26,520 Sensual. 1513 01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:27,820 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 1514 01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:28,960 Bobby Twizzler. 1515 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,280 You got a son. 1516 01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:41,040 Newgate, come on, baby. 1517 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:48,540 Kainahaly. 1518 01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:49,760 Out to Baraja. 1519 01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:51,860 Baraja out to Gordo. 1520 01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:54,600 Ala Mendoz. 1521 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:55,820 Floating through ball. 1522 01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:57,600 Trying to find Sarasayedi. 1523 01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:01,880 Obishimi Tabram blasts that ball into cyberspace. 1524 01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:03,080 Newgate collects. 1525 01:31:03,740 --> 01:31:04,720 Newgate on the cabbage. 1526 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:06,840 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 1527 01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:08,800 Bobby Twizzler looking for Kumas. 1528 01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:09,980 Kumas with the glancing header. 1529 01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:13,360 Just flies past the post. 1530 01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:17,960 Big shout out to our boy Bugsy Barker for the tip there. 1531 01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:19,040 Thank you very much. 1532 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,840 And Dick Cheney's long ball. 1533 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,480 Dick Cheney's long ball with the five euro donation. 1534 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:25,540 Thank you so much. 1535 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:35,560 Dick Cheney's long ball says, looking forward to you guys celebrating your win by sharing a bowl of oatmeal and a sausage egg McMuffin. 1536 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:38,640 Thanks very much. 1537 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:38,760 Thanks very much. 1538 01:31:40,020 --> 01:31:41,260 Yeah, I can't wait to do that. 1539 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,580 The drive-through is back open. 1540 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:43,120 Did you hear that? 1541 01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:44,620 I did indeed. 1542 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:48,960 Newgate looking to collect that drive-through ball from Bobby Twizzler. 1543 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,060 Uruguayans are looking to attack too. 1544 01:31:52,060 --> 01:31:54,140 With Caniles. 1545 01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:55,800 Out to Alamendros. 1546 01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:57,100 Barraja. 1547 01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,580 It's a barrage of attacks here. 1548 01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:06,460 Chad Valley clicks on that left-hand flank catcher of the slide box. 1549 01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:09,640 Sammy Bird out to Kumass. 1550 01:32:10,420 --> 01:32:13,180 Kumass tries to find Newgate with a long ranger. 1551 01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:15,600 Jimmy Russler goes up. 1552 01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:18,040 DeAndre Bayleaf can't get a hold of that balloon. 1553 01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:19,460 Back to Russler again. 1554 01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:20,280 The Russellberger. 1555 01:32:22,220 --> 01:32:22,820 Bayleaf. 1556 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:24,460 Kumass. 1557 01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:26,700 Kumass takes a turn. 1558 01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:28,040 Cuts inside. 1559 01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:28,700 Cuts outside. 1560 01:32:28,940 --> 01:32:29,820 Puts the ball in. 1561 01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:31,700 Taken away. 1562 01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:32,580 Interception. 1563 01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:35,020 Intercepted again there by the Uruguayan. 1564 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:38,800 Uruguayan looking good here. 1565 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:39,500 Newgate collects. 1566 01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:40,380 Back to Newgate. 1567 01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:41,880 Out to Tyler Thompson. 1568 01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:44,380 Tyler Thompson's touch leaves. 1569 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,760 A lot to be desired. 1570 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:48,940 And Ibrahim collects for the Uruguayans. 1571 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:50,620 Out to Sarasesti. 1572 01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:52,940 Sarasesti. 1573 01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:55,480 U.S. collect that ball to safety. 1574 01:32:56,260 --> 01:32:57,820 Tyler Thompson to Newgate. 1575 01:32:58,580 --> 01:32:59,700 Now it's Kumass. 1576 01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:01,620 Looking for Newgate with a through ball. 1577 01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:04,160 Sammy Bird. 1578 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:07,920 Tyler Thompson. 1579 01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:16,240 Very edgy, cagey display in these opening minutes here. 1580 01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,480 25 minutes on the clock. 1581 01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:18,660 Still no one makes a difference. 1582 01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:19,800 Kumass. 1583 01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:20,720 Long ranger. 1584 01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:22,360 Takes a deflection. 1585 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,960 Goes right outside. 1586 01:33:24,540 --> 01:33:27,740 Pass the line for an American U.S. corner ball. 1587 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:30,760 Well, I got to tell you something. 1588 01:33:30,860 --> 01:33:32,500 That guy Newgate's got a son. 1589 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,000 Kumass. 1590 01:33:34,460 --> 01:33:34,700 Whoa. 1591 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,720 Strike blaster. 1592 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,400 You can tell he's upset with that. 1593 01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:41,180 Wow. 1594 01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,120 Peace Pigeon. 1595 01:33:42,180 --> 01:33:43,860 Thank you so much, Peace Pigeon. 1596 01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:47,420 With your kind-hearted and generous tip there. 1597 01:33:48,180 --> 01:33:49,180 How much was that? 1598 01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:52,400 25 Newgate baked beans. 1599 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:54,620 Hey. 1600 01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:55,900 Peace Pigeon. 1601 01:33:56,460 --> 01:33:58,600 From me, Julia Roberts. 1602 01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:00,360 Ellen DeGeneres. 1603 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,100 And the rest of the U.S.-led invasion team. 1604 01:34:03,620 --> 01:34:04,460 You got a son. 1605 01:34:04,620 --> 01:34:05,600 Thank you very much. 1606 01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:10,080 Jimmy Russler steps up to strike the balloon inside the middle. 1607 01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,140 It sails past everyone. 1608 01:34:14,740 --> 01:34:16,340 Tyler Thompson looking to collect. 1609 01:34:17,340 --> 01:34:21,180 Has a bit of a brain fart and puts that ball into touch. 1610 01:34:21,380 --> 01:34:25,260 Goes out for a goal blow to the Uruguayan goalblowers. 1611 01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:31,800 Alamendros sweeps balloon into the heartland of our fears. 1612 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,760 Kumass looking for time. 1613 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:37,180 Rolls that ball back to Bird. 1614 01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:38,080 Sammy Bird. 1615 01:34:38,780 --> 01:34:40,420 Chad Valley switches play. 1616 01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:41,820 Finds Cuckoo Kachoo. 1617 01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,620 Cuckoo Kachoo looking for Tyler Thompson. 1618 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,580 Tyler Thompson gets a hold of it. 1619 01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:47,100 Dog it. 1620 01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,520 Bobby Twizzler. 1621 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:53,920 Just could not turn on that ball, Twizzler. 1622 01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:56,680 Yeah, we want to see some of those Twizzle sticks. 1623 01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:57,620 Where are they? 1624 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,360 Turkey Twizzlers. 1625 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:01,880 Bernard Matthews. 1626 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:04,880 Abused foul. 1627 01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:10,080 Barraja. 1628 01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:12,980 It's an Uruguayan attacks force. 1629 01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:16,020 And it looks like someone's falling down the box there. 1630 01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:20,200 Thank God nobody got booked for that. 1631 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,880 Thanks very much, Peace Pigeon. 1632 01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:25,000 You say USA. 1633 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:26,840 Three letters. 1634 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:28,600 That's all you need to say. 1635 01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:30,480 And Dick Bush. 1636 01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:32,360 Looks pumped. 1637 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,200 He looks pumped up and ready to receive ball. 1638 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:42,140 Balloon comes in. 1639 01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:42,920 It's Uruguayan. 1640 01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:44,320 It's dangerous. 1641 01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:47,320 It's out to Newgate. 1642 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:49,280 Newgate's got no support here. 1643 01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:54,960 Newgate does well to hold on to the ball there. 1644 01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:57,260 Tenaciousness gives it away again in a heartbeat. 1645 01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:58,020 It's Sordo. 1646 01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:00,760 Sordo for Uruguay. 1647 01:36:01,420 --> 01:36:01,900 Intercepted. 1648 01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:03,880 Goes out for a Uruguayan throw. 1649 01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:07,420 0-0 here after 38 minutes of regulation play time. 1650 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,500 Ball's in the central desk unit. 1651 01:36:12,260 --> 01:36:13,300 Out to Uruguay. 1652 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:15,320 They're looking to build up an attack here. 1653 01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:17,720 A South American strike force of pain. 1654 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:19,560 Like no other. 1655 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,700 Cuckoo Kachoo though. 1656 01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:21,600 Knows what he's doing. 1657 01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:23,820 Out to Kumas. 1658 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,640 Back to Bird. 1659 01:36:25,060 --> 01:36:26,020 Bird with the twist. 1660 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:26,540 The turn. 1661 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:28,020 Give himself space and time. 1662 01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:29,480 Kumas. 1663 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:30,280 To Newgate. 1664 01:36:30,740 --> 01:36:31,220 Newgate. 1665 01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:32,540 Over to Twizzler. 1666 01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:33,260 Twizzler. 1667 01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:34,320 Looking for Newgate. 1668 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:36,320 Just too much on it from Twizzler. 1669 01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:42,060 Come on guys. 1670 01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:43,320 We need to do this. 1671 01:36:47,780 --> 01:36:48,700 Cuckoo Kachoo. 1672 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:49,860 Back with the balloon again. 1673 01:36:50,340 --> 01:36:51,200 Tyler Thompson. 1674 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:53,040 Puts it out to Twizzler. 1675 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:54,780 Twizzler cuts inside. 1676 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,020 Looking for Newgate to make a run. 1677 01:36:57,020 --> 01:37:00,900 Newgate. 1678 01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:04,780 Nearly dispossessed his man in the danger zone. 1679 01:37:05,100 --> 01:37:05,960 That's half time. 1680 01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:07,940 0-0 here. 1681 01:37:09,820 --> 01:37:15,840 This crunch game brought to you in association with shit mobile games. 1682 01:37:15,940 --> 01:37:16,640 Get them now. 1683 01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:17,460 Get them now. 1684 01:37:17,540 --> 01:37:18,180 Get them good. 1685 01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:22,280 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 1686 01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:28,740 Now this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone. 1687 01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:30,320 It's available on Android. 1688 01:37:30,660 --> 01:37:34,000 It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user. 1689 01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:38,220 And I gotta say, I played this all night last night. 1690 01:37:38,340 --> 01:37:39,360 And it's like coronavirus. 1691 01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:44,720 You can make your own new virus and spread around on the glow on your phone. 1692 01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:47,520 Second half underway here. 1693 01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:49,620 Crunch game. 1694 01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:50,500 We need to win this. 1695 01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:52,500 If we lose, we are out. 1696 01:37:52,940 --> 01:37:53,900 Winner takes all. 1697 01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:55,700 Uruguay. 1698 01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:01,440 It's a scrappy dappy affair. 1699 01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:02,460 It could go either way. 1700 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,240 That's an offside. 1701 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:05,920 And it's Newgate. 1702 01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:09,900 Yeah, look. 1703 01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:14,140 We're gonna have to really think about what are our options here. 1704 01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:16,420 We might even have to bring on another sub. 1705 01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:17,900 Because these guys are gonna do that. 1706 01:38:18,820 --> 01:38:19,880 That son of a bitch. 1707 01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:22,720 Barraja is going off for lobby. 1708 01:38:23,340 --> 01:38:24,100 He's got a son. 1709 01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:29,400 Could be a chance in 10 minutes, maybe. 1710 01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:34,160 For a little bit of that Shamrock magic. 1711 01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:36,200 We've got Frank Shamrock on the bench. 1712 01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:38,500 Warming up as we speak. 1713 01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,720 How's he warming up on the bench? 1714 01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:41,600 He's gonna get off. 1715 01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:43,220 That's the thing with Shamrock. 1716 01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:43,880 He does not. 1717 01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:45,260 He's constantly warm. 1718 01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:50,080 Newgate. 1719 01:38:50,540 --> 01:38:51,380 Out to Twizzler. 1720 01:38:51,780 --> 01:38:52,240 Twizzler. 1721 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:53,760 Rolls it back. 1722 01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:55,160 Out to Tabram. 1723 01:38:55,980 --> 01:38:56,460 Tabram. 1724 01:38:56,980 --> 01:38:59,760 Looking a little bit lethargic. 1725 01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:02,060 Deone Bayleaf. 1726 01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:03,680 Out to Kumas. 1727 01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:04,380 To Newgate. 1728 01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:05,600 Newgate with a strike. 1729 01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:11,020 Just goes outside past that post. 1730 01:39:12,420 --> 01:39:13,540 So close. 1731 01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:14,920 For Newgate. 1732 01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:19,080 Yeah, you gotta say that Newgate strikes a pretty good ball. 1733 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,180 All. 1734 01:39:21,460 --> 01:39:23,280 in association with Trump. 1735 01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:27,040 Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! 1736 01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:38,720 And it's Jimmy Russler who'll step up and try and strike this balloon 1737 01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,520 into the central disc area. 1738 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:46,260 Maybe the far post. Maybe the six-yard box. 1739 01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:49,300 We don't know. Ball comes in. Heads go up. 1740 01:39:49,340 --> 01:39:53,880 Deontay Bayleaf with the head. Just past the left-hand side of the Uruguayan post. 1741 01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,820 And it would have took something extra special from Deontay Bayleaf 1742 01:40:03,820 --> 01:40:05,480 to beat the goalkeeper from there. 1743 01:40:08,620 --> 01:40:11,020 Valbuena out to find Sarasade. 1744 01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,300 Kuku Kachu goes up. Falls to Sammy Bird. 1745 01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:16,300 Deontay Bayleaf finds Newgate. 1746 01:40:17,220 --> 01:40:20,380 Newgate plays it back to Obesheimi Tabram. 1747 01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:24,480 Tyler Thompson now. The Colorado Spring Wheeler. 1748 01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,420 Out to Jimmy Russler. 1749 01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:29,340 Lays a bit of Russell dust on it. 1750 01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:30,580 Looks like this is good here. 1751 01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:31,860 And it's Newgate! 1752 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,300 Newgate! Oh! 1753 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:40,300 And Newgate just could not make the difference there from the States. 1754 01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:45,920 A real sexualized piece of play from the States with a lovely chip from Kumas. 1755 01:40:46,580 --> 01:40:48,300 I don't know about Newgate. 1756 01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:51,180 Must have had his bean boots on. 1757 01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:57,260 Because that balloon wasn't going into the back of the Baghdad anytime soon. 1758 01:40:58,540 --> 01:40:59,660 You got a son. 1759 01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:06,900 59 minutes gone here. Still no goal either side. 1760 01:41:07,900 --> 01:41:09,120 It stays like this. 1761 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:10,100 Half time. 1762 01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:11,740 Extra time. 1763 01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:13,000 We'll be ahead. 1764 01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:14,480 Bobby Twizzler. 1765 01:41:15,940 --> 01:41:18,020 Gets the Twizzle stick onto the balloon. 1766 01:41:19,460 --> 01:41:21,380 Back to the Uruguayan keepsaker. 1767 01:41:21,820 --> 01:41:22,840 Out to the middle disc. 1768 01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:24,240 Kuku Kachu goes up. 1769 01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:25,740 Now it's Jimmy Russler. 1770 01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:28,460 Looking to find in Twizzler on that right-hand flank side. 1771 01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:29,720 He does. He does well, Twizzle. 1772 01:41:31,100 --> 01:41:33,980 It's a poor attempt at clearage. 1773 01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,540 It wins out for the Uruguayans. 1774 01:41:36,780 --> 01:41:38,960 And Gordo has, sort of, has that ball right now. 1775 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:39,700 Sarasade. 1776 01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:42,580 Chad Valley collects to Jimmy Russler. 1777 01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:44,720 Jimmy Russler to Newgate. 1778 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:48,160 Newgate is one of our guys outside. 1779 01:41:49,700 --> 01:41:51,000 I think it's time for Shamrock. 1780 01:41:55,380 --> 01:41:58,760 Indeed, Frank Shamrock is about to come on here. 1781 01:41:58,960 --> 01:42:01,720 As well as a Uruguayan substitution. 1782 01:42:03,120 --> 01:42:03,680 The Tino. 1783 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,880 Want to watch out. 1784 01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:12,600 These guys are on attack here. 1785 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:17,980 Appeals for offside. 1786 01:42:18,540 --> 01:42:19,780 Not listened to here. 1787 01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:21,220 State ball. 1788 01:42:22,980 --> 01:42:24,420 Long ball mechanics. 1789 01:42:24,980 --> 01:42:26,120 Out to Barry Twizzler. 1790 01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:27,760 Bobby, I beg your pardon. 1791 01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:29,680 Bobby Twizzler finds Jimmy Russler. 1792 01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:30,980 To Kumas. 1793 01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:32,060 It's a shit ball. 1794 01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:33,560 Lobey. 1795 01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:36,500 Trying to play a high line. 1796 01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:40,120 De'Ani Bayleaf. 1797 01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:42,360 Out to Jimmy Russler. 1798 01:42:43,380 --> 01:42:43,940 Kumas. 1799 01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:45,060 To Shamrock. 1800 01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,060 Shamrock. 1801 01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:48,420 Holds up play. 1802 01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:50,300 Shamrock wins the foul. 1803 01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:53,760 Get the hell off the pitch, you goddamn. 1804 01:42:54,580 --> 01:42:55,480 Scum criminal. 1805 01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:56,400 Scum criminal. 1806 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:03,380 71 minutes here in this last 16-round game. 1807 01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:07,480 Jimmy Russler steps up to try and take a strike here. 1808 01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:09,480 The Uruguayans have built a wall. 1809 01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:11,320 Trying to make us pay for it. 1810 01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:12,060 It's not going to work. 1811 01:43:13,060 --> 01:43:15,480 Jimmy Russler steps up to take the free ball. 1812 01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:17,760 Jimmy Russler, baby! 1813 01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:18,720 Come on! 1814 01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,720 All right, all right, all right! 1815 01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:23,720 All right! 1816 01:43:23,720 --> 01:43:53,700 All right! 1817 01:43:53,700 --> 01:44:23,680 All right! 1818 01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:25,680 All right! 1819 01:44:25,680 --> 01:44:27,680 All right! 1820 01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:29,680 All right! 1821 01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:31,680 Send that guy to Rikers! 1822 01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:35,680 You're going to win the Rikers for another challenge like that! 1823 01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:37,680 All right! 1824 01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:39,680 Frank Shamrock doing so well! 1825 01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:41,680 He's winning those fouls! 1826 01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:45,680 He's giving us the edge here! 1827 01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:47,680 Jimmy Russler steps up again here! 1828 01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:49,680 He's so far out! 1829 01:44:49,680 --> 01:44:51,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1830 01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:53,680 Jimmy Russler looks like he's going for something! 1831 01:44:53,680 --> 01:44:55,680 Russell! 1832 01:44:55,680 --> 01:44:57,680 Great save! 1833 01:44:57,680 --> 01:44:59,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1834 01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:01,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1835 01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:03,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1836 01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:05,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1837 01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:07,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1838 01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:09,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1839 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1840 01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:13,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1841 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:15,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1842 01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:17,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1843 01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:19,680 He's getting the lead from here! 1844 01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:21,680 Out to Sammy Bird! 1845 01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:23,680 Sammy Bird! 1846 01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:25,680 Taking that balloon far and wide! 1847 01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:27,680 Sammy Bird! 1848 01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:28,680 He's tripped! 1849 01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:30,680 Referee says play on! 1850 01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:33,680 Relinquished again! 1851 01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:35,680 De'Ana Bailey through the Shamrock! 1852 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:37,680 Shamrock with the goal baby! 1853 01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:39,680 Come on! 1854 01:45:39,680 --> 01:46:09,660 - Beautiful, beautiful first time strike ball from Frank Shamrock. 1855 01:46:09,660 --> 01:46:26,660 With the over looping ball that came in. I think from Deontay, Deontay Bayleaf with a beautifully crafted pass ball. Shamrock makes it look so god damn easy. Frank Shamrock for the USA. 1856 01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:51,640 And the end of this game, I can guarantee you that. Frank Shamrock feeds it out to Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson back to Bobby Twizzler. Bobby Twizzler with a shot from range. 1857 01:46:51,640 --> 01:47:03,640 And just saved by the key taker. Kuku Kachu taken down. Out to Tyler Thompson again. To Kumas. Kumas. Tries to find Shamrock. 1858 01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:09,640 Doesn't work out. Twizzler. Kumas. Twizzler. Twizzler with a curl. Saved by the keeper for Uruguay. 1859 01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:21,640 Saved by the keeper for Uruguay. This beautiful play from the States. And Uruguay feeling the pinch right now. 1860 01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:29,640 They're trying everything within their means to try and get something in. It looks like they could be in right here. Uruguay strike. Great save by Dick Bush. 1861 01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:39,640 Kuku Kachu. With that clutch. Clutch tackle. Kuku Kachu taken down. And with the ball back again Kuku Kachu. 1862 01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:43,640 I tell you this is the best display I've ever seen from the States. 1863 01:47:47,640 --> 01:48:03,640 Kumas. He's got Bayleaf ahead of him. Kumas is going alone. To Bayleaf. Bayleaf. Tries to find Shamrock. It's blank. And that's it. We're going through the quarter finals. Come on. 1864 01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:11,640 You know it. You know it baby. 1865 01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:25,640 Pat a cake pat a cake baker's man. Bake me a big bean. As best as you can Newgate. 1866 01:48:33,640 --> 01:48:35,640 Well we had it. We had it when it mattered most. 1867 01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:39,640 Fantastic. Couple of goals. 1868 01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:45,640 Crafted by Frank Shamrock first. Also Jimmy Russler. 1869 01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:49,640 What a what a power performance from that guy. 1870 01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,640 Yeah we need to see them again. I want to see the free kick again. 1871 01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:14,640 And coming up right here right now. Here's a go. Boom. 1872 01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:19,640 We play on that shit. 1873 01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:28,640 Jimmy Russler with the Thunder Strike. Striking fear into the hearts. 1874 01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:32,640 Of the Uruguayans. 1875 01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:35,640 I got to tell you something else. 1876 01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,640 What about this play here from Shamrock. 1877 01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:41,640 Shamrock wins the ball. Give it to Deontay Bayleaf. 1878 01:49:41,640 --> 01:49:42,640 Deontay Bayleaf. Deontay Bayleaf. 1879 01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:44,640 Deontay Bayleaf over the Shamrock. Boom. Boom. 1880 01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:45,640 Boom. Boom. 1881 01:49:45,640 --> 01:49:46,640 Power. 1882 01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:51,640 You got it baby. 1883 01:49:51,640 --> 01:49:59,640 All right. 1884 01:49:59,640 --> 01:49:59,940 All right. 1885 01:49:59,940 --> 01:50:29,920 All right. 1886 01:50:29,920 --> 01:50:59,900 All right. 1887 01:50:59,900 --> 01:51:29,880 All right. 1888 01:51:29,880 --> 01:51:59,860 All right. 1889 01:51:59,860 --> 01:52:29,840 All right. 1890 01:52:29,840 --> 01:52:59,820 All right. 1891 01:52:59,820 --> 01:53:29,800 All right. 1892 01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:59,780 All right. 1893 01:53:59,780 --> 01:54:29,760 All right. 1894 01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:59,740 All right. 1895 01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:29,720 All right. 1896 01:55:30,540 --> 01:55:32,300 Columbia got the ball underway here. 1897 01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:33,360 They're looking pacey. 1898 01:55:33,440 --> 01:55:34,260 They're looking fast. 1899 01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:35,080 They're looking nippy. 1900 01:55:37,260 --> 01:55:39,560 As we know, they do really well in these tournaments. 1901 01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:47,140 But it's Jimmy, they're looking at the ball. 1902 01:55:47,140 --> 01:55:51,940 Newgate Newgate Newgate's going alone Newgate with a chip baller it's a 1903 01:55:51,940 --> 01:55:58,760 chipper doesn't work out from though Sammy Bird wanna go 1904 01:55:58,760 --> 01:56:04,700 you're going away to the right. 1905 01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:13,640 I was born in the USA, born in the USA. 1906 01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:22,160 Now, got in a little hometown jam, so they put a rock in my hands. 1907 01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:26,120 Set me up to a boy in the man. 1908 01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:52,480 Amazing, amazing curling ball from Sammy Bird. What a curler! Hey, how much curl he get on that? Crazy curl! Mr. Whippy! The ball rolled back to Sammy Bird who just curled one off into the back of the crap sack. And that's a goddamn crap shoe. Snake eye! 1909 01:56:52,480 --> 01:57:19,480 It's a real grandma's apple cherry pie deluxe just cooling on the windowsill of American hopes and fears. An eagle soars across a broken Colombian sky of dreams and nightmares and fears. Don't cry for me. We already made it. Big, big thanks to our sponsor who came through there, Macho Nan. Whoa! Dangerous! 1910 01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:34,480 Whoa! Dangerous! Macho Nan Mandy Cabbage who says, "USA all the way baby! Nixon 2020!" Sammy Bird, the curl hero! 1911 01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:49,480 "USA all the way baby!" This is beautiful stuff in the States. Sammy Bird again here. Out to Tyler Thompson. Out to Tabram. Tabram with a curler! Ooh! He had the goalie bet and it was going right into the back of the Baghdad. 1912 01:57:49,480 --> 01:58:10,480 Hey! Tell you something! We're gonna be curling them off all night! You're gonna have to eat our curlers! Columbia, you hear us? I don't care who you are! If you're fuck, you're gonna get fucked! 1913 01:58:10,480 --> 01:58:25,480 Bobby Twizzler! Bobby Twizzler tries to find Newgate with a floating through ball! Sammy Bird! Out to Deontay Bayleaf! Dispossessed! Bayleaf does well to get back there and try and win that ball back! 1914 01:58:25,480 --> 01:58:40,480 Colombian Cabbage at the moment! Colombian Cabbage Patch of Dreams into the central unit mix! It's Cuadorado! Out to the win to Quintero! Quintero now! Out to Rodriguez! James Rodriguez! 1915 01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:59,480 Dispossessed! By Jimmy Russler! And Kumas! He's gonna launch a nuke! All the way up to Newgate! Here's Newgate! Oh! So close! Son of a bitch! Newgate! Took too many touches there! 1916 01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:12,480 That was a head-on collision crash! On that left-hand flank! Cuadorado does well to get back! After that shake-up! 1917 01:59:12,480 --> 01:59:25,480 Colombians are dancing on the balloon as we speak! Bobby Twizzler! Bobby Twizzler! Looks to find Newgate! Glancing header! Back to Kumas! Kumas! Back to Sammy Bird! The Curl Burglar! 1918 01:59:25,480 --> 01:59:31,480 Sammy Bird! Sammy Bird! To Newgate! Newgate for two! 1919 01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:49,500 You gotta love that shit. Unbelievable. 1920 01:59:49,500 --> 01:59:53,440 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 1921 01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:54,840 Miss Luke. 1922 01:59:56,140 --> 01:59:56,780 Unbelievable. 1923 01:59:59,100 --> 02:00:00,860 Trump. Trump. Trump. 1924 02:00:00,860 --> 02:00:02,780 And it was Newgate. 1925 02:00:09,740 --> 02:00:12,160 Pat a cake, pat a cake, Baker's man. 1926 02:00:12,520 --> 02:00:15,680 Bake me a goal as fast as you can. 1927 02:00:20,220 --> 02:00:22,240 Sanchez to Barrios. 1928 02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:26,880 Out to Jodlado on that left-hand flank catcher. 1929 02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:28,420 Flank O'Brien. 1930 02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:31,080 Out to James Rodriguez. 1931 02:00:33,240 --> 02:00:33,600 Newgate. 1932 02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:36,340 Tries to get Balloon up. 1933 02:00:36,580 --> 02:00:37,180 Can't do it. 1934 02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:41,300 It was a Colombian attack coming for it here. 1935 02:00:41,420 --> 02:00:42,620 Sammy Berg collects. 1936 02:00:42,740 --> 02:00:44,740 Puts that ball up to the left-hand flanker. 1937 02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:46,280 And out to Bayleaf. 1938 02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:47,340 Deontay Bayleaf now. 1939 02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:48,460 We know he can hit him from range. 1940 02:00:48,540 --> 02:00:49,100 What can he do? 1941 02:00:49,160 --> 02:00:49,520 He turns. 1942 02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:49,980 He twists. 1943 02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:50,600 He puts it in. 1944 02:00:50,660 --> 02:00:51,520 Tries to find Newgate. 1945 02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:51,880 Newgate. 1946 02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:52,640 He's the offside. 1947 02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:53,220 He is. 1948 02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:55,960 Not going to work out. 1949 02:01:00,340 --> 02:01:01,560 You got a son. 1950 02:01:02,340 --> 02:01:03,240 Where is he? 1951 02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:07,120 I don't know why you keep asking that. 1952 02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:08,880 It's just a constant thing with you. 1953 02:01:12,880 --> 02:01:13,520 Falcao. 1954 02:01:13,660 --> 02:01:14,680 Can't get on to it here. 1955 02:01:14,780 --> 02:01:17,420 But Newgate's looking to try and make something here with Kumas. 1956 02:01:17,820 --> 02:01:18,740 It's Kumas. 1957 02:01:19,060 --> 02:01:19,660 Kumas. 1958 02:01:19,880 --> 02:01:20,660 Puts it in. 1959 02:01:20,860 --> 02:01:21,360 Twizzler. 1960 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,040 Twizzle stick, baby. 1961 02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:25,300 Come on. 1962 02:01:31,380 --> 02:01:31,880 Yeah. 1963 02:01:35,880 --> 02:01:36,380 Come on. 1964 02:01:36,380 --> 02:02:01,900 And if that guy Twizzle stick, don't look. 1965 02:02:03,340 --> 02:02:05,320 Doing what he does best with the tap in. 1966 02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:06,220 Drop your hands. 1967 02:02:06,320 --> 02:02:07,740 Cross my engines. 1968 02:02:08,180 --> 02:02:09,340 Together we go. 1969 02:02:09,340 --> 02:02:10,280 He's a real sack-tapper. 1970 02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:14,100 Plays his ball in Winnebago State. 1971 02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:15,800 Came from Winnebago State University. 1972 02:02:16,020 --> 02:02:22,820 He was drafted into the Absolute College Ball Deluxe League from age 18 and 9 months. 1973 02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:27,980 Went all the way out to Turkey to play with some club out there and then back to the States again. 1974 02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:32,040 Where he teamed up with Bayley for the Colorado Springhoppers. 1975 02:02:32,500 --> 02:02:33,680 Bobby Twizzler now. 1976 02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:34,580 Out to Newgate. 1977 02:02:34,940 --> 02:02:35,940 Newgate controls. 1978 02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:36,620 Collects. 1979 02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:37,380 Turns his man. 1980 02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:38,120 Gives it in. 1981 02:02:38,200 --> 02:02:38,780 Kumas! 1982 02:02:39,680 --> 02:02:40,200 Come on! 1983 02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:42,860 Out of the line. 1984 02:02:43,980 --> 02:02:45,120 Oh, we're young. 1985 02:02:45,800 --> 02:02:47,700 Cause trance like us. 1986 02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:50,280 Nothing we were born to run. 1987 02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:56,120 Yes, come on. 1988 02:02:56,940 --> 02:03:03,400 Yeah, come on, Kumas. 1989 02:03:03,400 --> 02:03:07,120 That piece of shit, Kumas. 1990 02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:08,620 This is a good guy. 1991 02:03:08,620 --> 02:03:11,040 Gotta love it, right? 1992 02:03:11,040 --> 02:03:13,100 Strap your hands. 1993 02:03:13,100 --> 02:03:14,660 Cross my engines. 1994 02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:17,220 What about this turn from Newgate? 1995 02:03:18,660 --> 02:03:21,840 Made Sanchez look like a real card horse. 1996 02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:23,920 Oh, look at that. 1997 02:03:23,920 --> 02:03:23,920 Oh, look at that. 1998 02:03:23,920 --> 02:03:25,500 Trump 2020. 1999 02:03:25,500 --> 02:03:28,000 Keep in America's great again. 2000 02:03:34,340 --> 02:03:36,260 The Colombians are dumbstruck at the moment. 2001 02:03:36,260 --> 02:03:37,280 They don't know what hit them. 2002 02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:43,300 Sanchez tries to find Quintero. 2003 02:03:43,440 --> 02:03:44,340 Doesn't work out. 2004 02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:48,080 Sammy Bird, an omnipresent force in that back line. 2005 02:03:48,220 --> 02:03:49,660 And a strike force too. 2006 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:51,240 Newgate. 2007 02:03:52,060 --> 02:03:54,640 Newgate turns over to Kumas. 2008 02:03:55,140 --> 02:03:56,360 Kumas tries to get one in. 2009 02:03:57,040 --> 02:03:59,560 Not enough space to perform those ballistics. 2010 02:04:01,040 --> 02:04:02,420 We know he's got it in him. 2011 02:04:06,260 --> 02:04:10,040 Columbia trying to rouse the spirits of the Colombian dream here. 2012 02:04:10,440 --> 02:04:11,320 It's not going to work out. 2013 02:04:11,800 --> 02:04:12,620 Not like that. 2014 02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:14,540 U.S. 2015 02:04:15,980 --> 02:04:17,020 Strong at the back. 2016 02:04:17,420 --> 02:04:19,660 Tyler Thompson going in for the sting tackle. 2017 02:04:20,680 --> 02:04:21,400 Arias. 2018 02:04:22,300 --> 02:04:25,340 Dispossessed by Sammy Bird, the curl burglar. 2019 02:04:26,980 --> 02:04:29,120 Sammy Bird going alone here. 2020 02:04:30,500 --> 02:04:32,360 Sammy Bird taking it all away. 2021 02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:35,080 Lays it back to Twizzler. 2022 02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:43,200 Twizzler lets off a rattlesnake, but it's saved by the Colombian keepsake and goes out for a U.S.-led 2023 02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:44,580 invasion from the corner. 2024 02:04:45,520 --> 02:04:47,060 You're going away to Rikers. 2025 02:04:50,480 --> 02:04:52,920 Saul Rosenberg, thank you very much. 2026 02:04:54,060 --> 02:04:54,860 Appreciate it. 2027 02:04:54,880 --> 02:04:55,720 You got it, son. 2028 02:04:56,800 --> 02:05:01,640 And it's Jimmy Ressler who steps up here to dispatch balloon into the middle distance at the back 2029 02:05:01,640 --> 02:05:02,140 and beyond. 2030 02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:02,800 Head goes up. 2031 02:05:02,800 --> 02:05:04,520 De'Ani Bailey for the head off the post. 2032 02:05:08,100 --> 02:05:08,860 Lovely stuff. 2033 02:05:08,960 --> 02:05:09,620 Chad Valley. 2034 02:05:09,860 --> 02:05:11,840 Chad Valley lays it back to Kumas. 2035 02:05:12,180 --> 02:05:12,920 Doesn't work out. 2036 02:05:13,080 --> 02:05:14,300 Chad Valley dispossessed again. 2037 02:05:17,300 --> 02:05:18,360 God damn. 2038 02:05:19,240 --> 02:05:20,780 That boy Valley is good. 2039 02:05:21,740 --> 02:05:23,180 All the way from Chad. 2040 02:05:24,460 --> 02:05:26,240 He used to make toys. 2041 02:05:27,100 --> 02:05:27,680 That is true. 2042 02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:31,100 Before he became a footballer, he made shit children's toys. 2043 02:05:31,100 --> 02:05:39,580 But now he's a soccer world league deluxe player. 2044 02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:43,000 Christian Vargas for Columbia. 2045 02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:44,340 Dispatches balloon up. 2046 02:05:44,420 --> 02:05:47,780 But it's a 4-0 halftime score. 2047 02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:50,240 Goes from Newgate, Twizzler, and Kumas. 2048 02:05:51,560 --> 02:05:53,760 Stick that up your Kumas. 2049 02:05:55,140 --> 02:05:56,000 Half time. 2050 02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2051 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2052 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2053 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2054 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2055 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020 Half time. 2056 02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,480 Half time. 2057 02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:56,920 Half time. 2058 02:05:56,920 --> 02:05:57,460 Half time. 2059 02:05:57,460 --> 02:06:00,200 In association with shit mobile games. 2060 02:06:00,200 --> 02:06:03,140 Play the shit new game for Android. 2061 02:06:03,140 --> 02:06:05,260 Where you grow your own Roman Empire. 2062 02:06:05,540 --> 02:06:08,320 Yes, it's available now on iOS and Android. 2063 02:06:08,460 --> 02:06:09,580 Upgrade your own legions. 2064 02:06:09,700 --> 02:06:10,860 Create your own dickheads. 2065 02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:11,920 Put them behind a fence. 2066 02:06:12,020 --> 02:06:12,540 Build walls. 2067 02:06:12,680 --> 02:06:13,240 Use blocks. 2068 02:06:13,420 --> 02:06:17,280 And expand your empire as well as the amount of time wasted. 2069 02:06:19,140 --> 02:06:21,540 Ed Newgate gets the ball in the way for the States. 2070 02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:24,080 Jimmy Russler out to Deontay Bayleaf. 2071 02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:25,240 To Sammy Bird. 2072 02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:26,540 Sammy Bird. 2073 02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:27,560 Out to Kumas. 2074 02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:28,700 Kumas with the chip. 2075 02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:29,500 Finds Bird again. 2076 02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:31,780 Making an overlapping run on that left-hand flag side. 2077 02:06:32,520 --> 02:06:33,000 Cruise missile. 2078 02:06:33,860 --> 02:06:34,160 Beautiful. 2079 02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:35,740 Lovely save. 2080 02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:38,300 Bobby Twizzler with the head. 2081 02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:39,560 Not strong enough, though. 2082 02:06:42,780 --> 02:06:46,160 You're looking to 25 to live for the donation for Dave. 2083 02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:46,500 Twist. 2084 02:06:47,200 --> 02:06:47,680 Taunt. 2085 02:06:48,500 --> 02:06:49,280 Saddam Hussein. 2086 02:06:49,360 --> 02:06:50,060 Thanks for the tip. 2087 02:06:51,700 --> 02:06:52,680 Bobby Shamy Tabran. 2088 02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:53,760 Goes up for the head ball. 2089 02:06:53,840 --> 02:06:54,620 Out to Barrios. 2090 02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:55,860 Barrios. 2091 02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:57,340 Dispossessed. 2092 02:06:57,440 --> 02:06:58,480 Deontay Bayleaf. 2093 02:06:58,900 --> 02:07:00,200 Three U.S. jerseys. 2094 02:07:00,480 --> 02:07:04,480 Completely tearing apart that Quintero of Barrios. 2095 02:07:05,020 --> 02:07:06,380 Tabran with the early ball. 2096 02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:07,600 Tries to find Newgate. 2097 02:07:07,780 --> 02:07:09,380 Newgate's going on for a deflection ball. 2098 02:07:09,940 --> 02:07:11,200 Safe hands for Vargas. 2099 02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:13,840 52 minutes on the shot clock. 2100 02:07:13,940 --> 02:07:15,260 It's a real ball blaster. 2101 02:07:15,660 --> 02:07:16,760 Out to the right-hand flank. 2102 02:07:17,380 --> 02:07:19,400 Quintero tries to do a curly-ballie. 2103 02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:21,500 Right to the men who need it most. 2104 02:07:21,780 --> 02:07:22,060 Rodriguez. 2105 02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:22,880 Cuadrado. 2106 02:07:23,640 --> 02:07:24,460 Cuadrado now. 2107 02:07:25,660 --> 02:07:25,900 Twist. 2108 02:07:25,980 --> 02:07:26,200 Turn. 2109 02:07:26,300 --> 02:07:26,940 Great ball in. 2110 02:07:27,140 --> 02:07:28,920 Not enough sauce on that shit. 2111 02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:31,840 And Jimmy Ressler takes control of the balloon. 2112 02:07:33,540 --> 02:07:34,580 Deontay Bayleaf. 2113 02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:36,560 Out to Bobby Twizzle. 2114 02:07:38,060 --> 02:07:38,540 Newgate. 2115 02:07:38,700 --> 02:07:39,780 Rolls it back to Kumas. 2116 02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:40,840 Kumas with the Rock. 2117 02:07:40,840 --> 02:07:41,180 Oh. 2118 02:07:41,960 --> 02:07:45,100 The long-range Strike Force Deluxe. 2119 02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:56,380 Charlie Goffy told me all about it yesterday. 2120 02:07:56,760 --> 02:07:57,540 Bag of bucks. 2121 02:07:57,640 --> 02:07:58,800 Thanks very much, baby. 2122 02:08:01,580 --> 02:08:03,380 Thank you very much. 2123 02:08:05,700 --> 02:08:07,380 Big shout-out to our donation. 2124 02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:09,480 Nation. 2125 02:08:10,040 --> 02:08:10,960 Bag of boxes. 2126 02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:13,400 For the 9-2-3. 2127 02:08:14,060 --> 02:08:15,020 Thank you very much. 2128 02:08:15,140 --> 02:08:15,860 Much appreciated. 2129 02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:17,520 Supporting the cause. 2130 02:08:18,060 --> 02:08:23,820 Supporting the U.S.-led invasion of the Colombian goldmouth. 2131 02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:26,160 Deontay Bayleaf. 2132 02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:26,840 Strong. 2133 02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:30,080 Takes that balloon off his opponent. 2134 02:08:30,420 --> 02:08:31,400 He's going all the way. 2135 02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:32,760 Can Bayleaf do it alone? 2136 02:08:33,120 --> 02:08:33,940 Bayleaf turns. 2137 02:08:34,220 --> 02:08:35,300 Tries to get a curl on it. 2138 02:08:36,260 --> 02:08:37,080 It's a shit ball. 2139 02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:40,700 And Quintero picks up the shit ball. 2140 02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:42,020 Out to the middle disc. 2141 02:08:42,700 --> 02:08:43,320 Yari Mina. 2142 02:08:43,540 --> 02:08:44,800 The Evertonian man. 2143 02:08:48,080 --> 02:08:49,060 Can't get on it. 2144 02:08:49,200 --> 02:08:49,900 It's Dick Bush. 2145 02:08:50,020 --> 02:08:50,820 Oh my God. 2146 02:08:50,880 --> 02:08:51,780 What's Dick Bush doing? 2147 02:08:52,340 --> 02:08:53,640 He's out on his own, baby. 2148 02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:54,520 It's Dick Bush. 2149 02:08:55,440 --> 02:08:57,300 He's about to give them some dick. 2150 02:08:59,980 --> 02:09:01,240 Obish Amy Tabram. 2151 02:09:01,700 --> 02:09:03,180 Gets the balloon into Kumas. 2152 02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:04,660 Lovely touch to Newgate. 2153 02:09:04,960 --> 02:09:05,600 Newgate. 2154 02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:06,900 Off the post. 2155 02:09:07,700 --> 02:09:09,120 A real rat trapper. 2156 02:09:12,780 --> 02:09:14,660 Crazy, crazy dreams. 2157 02:09:14,660 --> 02:09:19,220 And Quintero is going to go off for Fabrice Fabra. 2158 02:09:23,780 --> 02:09:25,900 Apologies for some technical difficulties there. 2159 02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:27,060 We did lose the match down. 2160 02:09:27,200 --> 02:09:28,100 But we're back now. 2161 02:09:28,240 --> 02:09:29,160 Oh, I hope. 2162 02:09:29,420 --> 02:09:30,500 And that's a strike force. 2163 02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:33,340 Strike force nine. 2164 02:09:34,460 --> 02:09:36,240 And the referee has seen something here. 2165 02:09:36,340 --> 02:09:37,900 There's a foul, I believe, on Tyler. 2166 02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:39,440 Or an Obish Amy Tabram. 2167 02:09:41,520 --> 02:09:43,360 I think it could be a free ball here. 2168 02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:45,780 Obish Amy Tabram came and tried again. 2169 02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:47,300 That looks like Barrios. 2170 02:09:49,000 --> 02:09:51,680 Stuck his head into the back of Tabram's neck. 2171 02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:55,940 And it's Jimmy Rustler for the U.S.-led invasion here. 2172 02:09:56,040 --> 02:10:00,620 They're going to try and stick this balloon right into the back of the Colombian sack tappers. 2173 02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:04,340 They've been tapping too much sack. 2174 02:10:04,540 --> 02:10:07,220 And now it's time for Rustler to rustle their faces. 2175 02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:08,720 Rustle dust. 2176 02:10:09,860 --> 02:10:11,320 Ricochets off the balloon wall. 2177 02:10:11,460 --> 02:10:12,920 Right into the hands of Vargas. 2178 02:10:14,260 --> 02:10:15,060 Come on, man. 2179 02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:16,980 We need to get that ball over the wall. 2180 02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:18,780 These guys are building a wall. 2181 02:10:18,860 --> 02:10:20,080 They're trying to make us pay for it. 2182 02:10:21,860 --> 02:10:23,520 Sammy Bird to Kumas. 2183 02:10:23,820 --> 02:10:24,840 Kumas to Newgate. 2184 02:10:25,060 --> 02:10:26,960 Newgate tries to get it over the top to Twizzler. 2185 02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:28,420 Twizzler is not making a run. 2186 02:10:28,500 --> 02:10:29,840 He's not aware of his surroundings. 2187 02:10:30,920 --> 02:10:31,940 Cause for concern? 2188 02:10:32,820 --> 02:10:33,180 Maybe. 2189 02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:39,340 Maybe Frank Shamrock has to come on and try and take it to these Colombians. 2190 02:10:40,280 --> 02:10:40,940 Yari Mina. 2191 02:10:42,420 --> 02:10:43,940 Dispossessed by Kuku Kachu. 2192 02:10:44,900 --> 02:10:45,700 Kuku Kachu. 2193 02:10:45,900 --> 02:10:47,660 Such a solid presence at the back there. 2194 02:10:47,700 --> 02:10:48,760 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2195 02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:52,760 He nearly scored an own goal there, Kuku Kachu. 2196 02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:54,940 Tell you who it'll be now. 2197 02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,640 Good job he's not a Colombian scoring an own goal. 2198 02:10:57,720 --> 02:10:58,260 You know what I'm saying? 2199 02:10:59,100 --> 02:11:00,200 I don't know what you're saying. 2200 02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:03,360 Yeah, just remember Escobar. 2201 02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:05,460 The drug dealer? 2202 02:11:06,820 --> 02:11:08,000 No, not him. 2203 02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:08,600 Another one. 2204 02:11:10,940 --> 02:11:11,460 Whoa! 2205 02:11:12,620 --> 02:11:13,140 Firecracker. 2206 02:11:15,540 --> 02:11:16,760 Firecracker from Lerner. 2207 02:11:17,900 --> 02:11:20,520 Baz Lerner there for the Colombian. 2208 02:11:21,180 --> 02:11:21,700 Fark. 2209 02:11:22,060 --> 02:11:24,140 And absolutely farked it up. 2210 02:11:24,820 --> 02:11:27,440 Dick Bush with the outstretched palm. 2211 02:11:28,440 --> 02:11:31,140 Palm Stings Golf Resort there. 2212 02:11:31,860 --> 02:11:33,140 A lovely bit of Dick Bush. 2213 02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:34,320 Bush ball. 2214 02:11:44,660 --> 02:11:46,460 Get that Bush off the screen, please. 2215 02:11:48,160 --> 02:11:48,940 Thank you. 2216 02:11:51,080 --> 02:11:52,960 Header. Glancing header. 2217 02:11:52,960 --> 02:11:53,960 Header. 2218 02:12:01,380 --> 02:12:02,100 Oh! 2219 02:12:05,340 --> 02:12:10,700 Dick Bush furious with Cuckoo Cachoo to let that roll by. 2220 02:12:16,840 --> 02:12:22,020 The Everton man, Mina, with a great strike. 2221 02:12:22,020 --> 02:12:23,440 Not enough to do damage. 2222 02:12:25,440 --> 02:12:27,000 Would have been a turn up for the books. 2223 02:12:27,580 --> 02:12:28,780 Addy let that one go in. 2224 02:12:29,020 --> 02:12:34,400 You got a son. 2225 02:12:36,020 --> 02:12:38,540 Dick Bush floats balloon out to the middle center. 2226 02:12:40,840 --> 02:12:41,980 Collection plate. 2227 02:12:43,440 --> 02:12:44,440 Cuadro. 2228 02:12:44,440 --> 02:12:44,440 Cuadro. 2229 02:12:44,440 --> 02:12:45,940 Out to Falcao. 2230 02:12:48,240 --> 02:12:49,900 Deontay Bayleef to Newgate. 2231 02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:50,860 Newgate. 2232 02:12:51,360 --> 02:12:52,860 Tries to find Kumas. 2233 02:12:57,420 --> 02:12:58,980 Come on, U.S. 2234 02:13:02,980 --> 02:13:05,700 Obeshaimi Tabram to Tyler Thompson. 2235 02:13:06,600 --> 02:13:09,780 U.S.-led invasion coming thick and fast right now. 2236 02:13:10,060 --> 02:13:11,740 As Nuge tries to get onto this. 2237 02:13:12,920 --> 02:13:13,780 Jimmy Rustler. 2238 02:13:14,240 --> 02:13:15,120 Legs are tired. 2239 02:13:15,520 --> 02:13:19,240 Tired eyes, tired legs, and tired minds as Radomir Falco. 2240 02:13:19,680 --> 02:13:20,780 Pass it to Yari Mina. 2241 02:13:21,220 --> 02:13:22,160 Yari Mina now. 2242 02:13:22,820 --> 02:13:26,760 Foo ball trying to find Falco again, but Falco is bushed by Dick. 2243 02:13:30,420 --> 02:13:31,480 Chad Valli. 2244 02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:34,140 Early ball from Chad Valli. 2245 02:13:34,220 --> 02:13:34,960 The Toyman. 2246 02:13:35,160 --> 02:13:35,760 Toymaster. 2247 02:13:36,020 --> 02:13:37,380 Out to Bobby Twizzler. 2248 02:13:37,840 --> 02:13:38,980 Bobby Twizzler. 2249 02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:43,600 Oh, just over the fucking head of that guy Newgate. 2250 02:13:47,300 --> 02:13:47,940 Newgate. 2251 02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,040 So close there. 2252 02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:51,240 We're getting the fifth goal. 2253 02:13:51,980 --> 02:13:52,540 And that's it. 2254 02:13:52,580 --> 02:13:54,020 We're going to the semifinal. 2255 02:13:59,780 --> 02:14:01,660 Stick that where the sun don't shine. 2256 02:14:01,660 --> 02:14:02,660 don't shy. 2257 02:14:02,660 --> 02:14:08,660 Goals to the goose. 2258 02:14:08,660 --> 02:14:12,680 Goals to the goose. 2259 02:14:12,680 --> 02:14:13,680 It's nice. 2260 02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:14,680 It feels right. 2261 02:14:14,680 --> 02:14:16,680 It feels good. 2262 02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:19,840 Sammy Bird with a real rat trapper. 2263 02:14:19,840 --> 02:14:22,940 Curly, whirly, whirly bird. 2264 02:14:22,940 --> 02:14:26,460 Crazy, crazy dreams and scenarios. 2265 02:14:26,460 --> 02:14:31,660 It was Newgate who tried to chip that ball and then have you ever seen a curly bird? 2266 02:14:31,660 --> 02:14:32,660 Do you like this? 2267 02:14:32,660 --> 02:14:34,660 I don't think so. 2268 02:14:34,660 --> 02:14:38,660 Beautiful, beautiful stuff. 2269 02:14:38,660 --> 02:14:41,660 It's the kind of goal you pay money to see. 2270 02:14:41,660 --> 02:14:46,660 Tabram tried his own little bit of curly business. 2271 02:14:46,660 --> 02:14:50,660 Just went past the left hand flank poster. 2272 02:14:50,660 --> 02:14:52,660 How about this from Newgate? 2273 02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:56,660 Cheeky little sister from Bird. 2274 02:14:56,660 --> 02:14:59,660 Beautiful, beautiful stuff. 2275 02:14:59,660 --> 02:15:06,660 And a lovely sack tapper from that man, Newgate. 2276 02:15:06,660 --> 02:15:18,660 Crazy, crazy dreams and crazy realities here as the US-led coalition are heading fast and 2277 02:15:18,660 --> 02:15:20,660 furiously into the semi-final. 2278 02:15:20,660 --> 02:15:21,660 Don't go away. 2279 02:15:21,660 --> 02:15:26,660 More soccer coming right up in association with shit mobile games. 2280 02:15:26,660 --> 02:15:27,660 Mobile games, I make your point. 2281 02:15:27,660 --> 02:15:29,660 Do not adjust your smartphone. 2282 02:15:29,660 --> 02:15:35,660 This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone. 2283 02:15:35,660 --> 02:15:36,660 No build times. 2284 02:15:36,660 --> 02:15:38,660 Yes, repeat, no build times. 2285 02:15:38,660 --> 02:15:39,660 Scan the skies with a plane. 2286 02:15:39,660 --> 02:15:42,660 You are a war criminal and you are the best at what you do. 2287 02:15:42,660 --> 02:15:43,660 Direct unit control. 2288 02:15:43,660 --> 02:15:44,660 Repeat, direct unit control. 2289 02:15:44,660 --> 02:15:46,660 Amazing stuff. 2290 02:15:46,660 --> 02:15:47,020 stuff. 2291 02:15:47,020 --> 02:16:17,000 *music* 2292 02:16:17,000 --> 02:16:22,120 Do not adjust your smartphone. 2293 02:16:22,300 --> 02:16:23,220 This is amazing. 2294 02:16:23,220 --> 02:16:23,580 Actually. 2295 02:16:44,040 --> 02:16:46,140 USA for Columbia zero. 2296 02:16:46,140 --> 02:16:52,740 Switzerland bet Portugal in the other quarter. 2297 02:16:52,860 --> 02:16:54,320 Final there is Brazil one. 2298 02:16:54,400 --> 02:16:54,760 Belgium. 2299 02:16:55,320 --> 02:16:57,640 Germany taking Nigeria to town. 2300 02:16:58,660 --> 02:17:00,680 4-1 in the other quarter. 2301 02:17:01,020 --> 02:17:05,080 That sets us up for a delicious, scintillating semifinal. 2302 02:17:08,900 --> 02:17:12,020 USA versus Switzerland. 2303 02:17:12,020 --> 02:17:18,020 The winner plays either Brazil or Germany in the final of the world soccer trophy. 2304 02:17:19,020 --> 02:17:20,220 Don't go away. 2305 02:17:21,140 --> 02:17:22,140 It's all to play for. 2306 02:17:22,640 --> 02:17:23,920 Coming right up. 2307 02:17:26,280 --> 02:17:27,620 After these messages. 2308 02:17:27,620 --> 02:17:34,120 So we're looking at plague Inc. 2309 02:17:34,180 --> 02:17:34,460 Today. 2310 02:17:34,580 --> 02:17:34,740 Now, 2311 02:17:34,800 --> 02:17:40,920 this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone. 2312 02:17:41,120 --> 02:17:42,500 It's available on Android. 2313 02:17:42,720 --> 02:17:45,040 It's downloadable on the app store. 2314 02:17:45,220 --> 02:17:46,220 If you're an Apple user. 2315 02:17:46,220 --> 02:17:47,940 And I got to say, 2316 02:17:48,060 --> 02:17:50,380 I played this all night last night. 2317 02:17:50,380 --> 02:17:51,520 And it's like coronavirus. 2318 02:17:51,940 --> 02:17:54,020 You can make your own new virus. 2319 02:17:54,520 --> 02:17:56,880 And spread around on the glow on your phone. 2320 02:17:56,880 --> 02:17:59,860 *Hellows music* 2321 02:17:59,860 --> 02:18:03,860 *Hellows music* 2322 02:18:03,860 --> 02:18:05,400 Yo, where's Dookie? 2323 02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:06,300 Yo, Dookie! 2324 02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:09,800 Yo. 2325 02:18:09,800 --> 02:18:11,660 *whuzzah* 2326 02:18:11,660 --> 02:18:12,840 *whuzzah* 2327 02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:15,720 *whuzzah* 2328 02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:16,280 *gibberish* 2329 02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:17,320 Hold on. 2330 02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:18,320 Hello? 2331 02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:20,340 *whuzzah* 2332 02:18:20,340 --> 02:18:21,340 *whuzzah* 2333 02:18:21,340 --> 02:18:23,340 *whuzzah* 2334 02:18:23,340 --> 02:18:23,840 *whuzzah* 2335 02:18:23,840 --> 02:18:36,080 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 2336 02:18:36,080 --> 02:19:06,060 Plague Inc. 2337 02:19:06,060 --> 02:19:36,040 Plague Inc. 2338 02:19:36,040 --> 02:20:06,020 Plague Inc. 2339 02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:36,000 Plague Inc. 2340 02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:38,000 Plague Inc. 2341 02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:42,000 Plague Inc. 2342 02:20:42,000 --> 02:20:48,000 Plague Inc. 2343 02:20:48,000 --> 02:20:54,000 Plague Inc. 2344 02:20:54,000 --> 02:21:00,000 Plague Inc. 2345 02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:06,000 Plague Inc. 2346 02:21:06,000 --> 02:21:12,000 Plague Inc. 2347 02:21:12,000 --> 02:21:18,000 Plague Inc. 2348 02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:26,000 Plague Inc. 2349 02:21:26,000 --> 02:21:34,000 Plague Inc. 2350 02:21:34,000 --> 02:21:36,200 Chance for an early ball here. 2351 02:21:36,480 --> 02:21:38,380 An early strike force. 2352 02:21:40,380 --> 02:21:41,540 Chad Valli. 2353 02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:43,560 Chad Valli. 2354 02:21:43,660 --> 02:21:44,420 Bobby Twizzler. 2355 02:21:48,860 --> 02:21:50,660 And it's a Swiss balloon. 2356 02:21:50,840 --> 02:21:51,680 The Swiss collect. 2357 02:21:52,960 --> 02:21:53,880 Atua Kanji. 2358 02:21:55,380 --> 02:21:55,860 Rodriguez. 2359 02:21:57,900 --> 02:21:58,380 Mimedi. 2360 02:21:59,540 --> 02:22:01,140 Jimmy Russler goes up. 2361 02:22:01,220 --> 02:22:02,860 Tries to head that into the middle distance. 2362 02:22:02,860 --> 02:22:07,700 The Swiss knocking this ball around nicely. 2363 02:22:08,240 --> 02:22:10,260 And directly as well. 2364 02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:12,800 I mean we're going to have to deal with this somewhere or other. 2365 02:22:13,200 --> 02:22:15,260 Tyler Thompson says no. 2366 02:22:15,520 --> 02:22:16,560 I've got a hold of this. 2367 02:22:16,740 --> 02:22:17,460 Let me have it. 2368 02:22:17,820 --> 02:22:18,500 Deani Bailey. 2369 02:22:18,640 --> 02:22:19,560 Fat is Sammy Berg. 2370 02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:26,080 Cut out by the Swiss. 2371 02:22:27,460 --> 02:22:28,040 El Vedi. 2372 02:22:29,880 --> 02:22:30,680 Close up. 2373 02:22:31,820 --> 02:22:32,340 Sakari. 2374 02:22:32,860 --> 02:22:33,280 Sau. 2375 02:22:33,820 --> 02:22:35,040 Tries to find Shakiri. 2376 02:22:36,460 --> 02:22:37,360 Mimedi again. 2377 02:22:37,480 --> 02:22:39,060 Shakiri is making that run for it. 2378 02:22:40,120 --> 02:22:41,760 Dispossessed by Kuku Kuchu. 2379 02:22:42,100 --> 02:22:42,900 Out to Newgate. 2380 02:22:43,060 --> 02:22:43,840 To Kumas. 2381 02:22:44,100 --> 02:22:44,680 Kumas. 2382 02:22:45,140 --> 02:22:46,020 Trying to find someone. 2383 02:22:50,200 --> 02:22:51,620 Reverse is foul ball. 2384 02:22:51,620 --> 02:22:51,660 Foul ball. 2385 02:22:53,660 --> 02:22:56,560 13 minutes of regulation playtime. 2386 02:23:04,140 --> 02:23:05,140 Kuku Kuchu. 2387 02:23:05,140 --> 02:23:05,460 Kuku Kuchu. 2388 02:23:06,920 --> 02:23:09,900 And that's a brain fart from DeAnde Bailey. 2389 02:23:10,280 --> 02:23:12,780 Sticks the balloon out of touch. 2390 02:23:13,420 --> 02:23:14,120 Into touch. 2391 02:23:15,980 --> 02:23:17,800 And the Swiss are looking good here. 2392 02:23:19,040 --> 02:23:21,020 Dick Bush with the fist. 2393 02:23:25,100 --> 02:23:25,800 Dangerous man. 2394 02:23:25,840 --> 02:23:26,680 Get that ball out. 2395 02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:27,700 These Swiss guys. 2396 02:23:30,700 --> 02:23:33,060 What do they know about soccer right? 2397 02:23:33,220 --> 02:23:35,440 Just all they know is chocolate and cheese. 2398 02:23:35,940 --> 02:23:36,460 Fondue. 2399 02:23:39,420 --> 02:23:40,220 Congratulations. 2400 02:23:41,580 --> 02:23:42,760 Mr. Fondue. 2401 02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:47,160 You got some cheese. 2402 02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:53,200 So far we've been very ineffective in front of this Swiss goal here. 2403 02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:55,000 No sign of Newgate. 2404 02:23:55,360 --> 02:23:56,860 No sign of Tyler Thompson. 2405 02:23:57,460 --> 02:23:58,220 Kuku Kuchu. 2406 02:23:59,220 --> 02:24:00,560 Out to Jimmy Rustler. 2407 02:24:01,360 --> 02:24:02,440 Slip of the disc. 2408 02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:04,680 Newgate. 2409 02:24:05,420 --> 02:24:06,080 To Kumas. 2410 02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:07,260 Back to Newgate. 2411 02:24:07,720 --> 02:24:08,160 Newgate. 2412 02:24:08,640 --> 02:24:09,320 Takes a shot. 2413 02:24:10,460 --> 02:24:12,900 Ricochets off of a Swiss chest. 2414 02:24:13,080 --> 02:24:14,140 Out for a corner ball. 2415 02:24:14,140 --> 02:24:20,180 And Iraq is free. 2416 02:24:31,320 --> 02:24:33,000 And Jimmy Rustler here. 2417 02:24:34,340 --> 02:24:36,000 Floats the balloon into the center. 2418 02:24:36,160 --> 02:24:37,100 Heads go up. 2419 02:24:37,800 --> 02:24:38,780 No one can get to it. 2420 02:24:40,300 --> 02:24:41,400 Bobby Twizzler. 2421 02:24:41,880 --> 02:24:43,380 Trying to close his man down. 2422 02:24:43,380 --> 02:24:47,840 He does well to force the throw ball. 2423 02:24:48,240 --> 02:24:49,720 Throw ball to the States. 2424 02:24:51,460 --> 02:24:53,320 Sammy Bird to Jimmy Rustler. 2425 02:24:54,320 --> 02:24:56,920 Switches play out to that flank. 2426 02:24:57,760 --> 02:24:58,240 Obeshemi. 2427 02:24:58,400 --> 02:24:59,040 Push back. 2428 02:25:01,560 --> 02:25:02,520 Tyler Thompson. 2429 02:25:03,200 --> 02:25:03,800 To Tabran. 2430 02:25:04,020 --> 02:25:04,500 Tabran. 2431 02:25:04,740 --> 02:25:05,420 Gets it in. 2432 02:25:05,620 --> 02:25:06,480 To Bobby Twizzler. 2433 02:25:06,580 --> 02:25:07,360 Bobby Twizzler. 2434 02:25:11,200 --> 02:25:13,320 That son of a bitch Twizzle stick. 2435 02:25:14,060 --> 02:25:15,800 Curls a pretty good ball. 2436 02:25:21,440 --> 02:25:23,060 Not good enough that time. 2437 02:25:34,780 --> 02:25:36,020 The men from the mountains. 2438 02:25:36,020 --> 02:25:36,340 The men from the mountains. 2439 02:25:41,120 --> 02:25:42,020 Doing well here. 2440 02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:47,840 The small country with a rich soccer heritage. 2441 02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:49,180 The hotbed. 2442 02:25:50,180 --> 02:25:51,280 The home place of FIFA. 2443 02:25:52,120 --> 02:25:52,860 Set bladder. 2444 02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:56,940 All those crazy FIFA guys. 2445 02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:59,180 In their mansions. 2446 02:26:00,400 --> 02:26:02,800 Brown envelope clad rooms. 2447 02:26:03,240 --> 02:26:05,900 And Newgate here looking to do something with his own little envelope. 2448 02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,880 Bobby Twizzler flex. 2449 02:26:09,980 --> 02:26:11,560 He fouled there Bobby Twizzler. 2450 02:26:12,200 --> 02:26:13,500 It's a scrappy game of play. 2451 02:26:14,180 --> 02:26:14,660 Mamedy. 2452 02:26:17,580 --> 02:26:18,960 Sammy Bird as well 2453 02:26:18,960 --> 02:26:20,200 win the ball from Xhaka. 2454 02:26:21,720 --> 02:26:22,920 Deontay Bayleaf 2455 02:26:22,920 --> 02:26:24,940 gets that through to Newgate who passes it back 2456 02:26:24,940 --> 02:26:25,980 and it's Bobby Twizzler. 2457 02:26:28,440 --> 02:26:29,000 Electric 2458 02:26:29,000 --> 02:26:30,840 piece of passing play there from the 2459 02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:32,920 States. Nearly 2460 02:26:32,920 --> 02:26:34,100 resulted in a goal. 2461 02:26:34,960 --> 02:26:36,920 Great forward thinking. Lovely stuff 2462 02:26:36,920 --> 02:26:38,800 all together. Twizzler 2463 02:26:38,800 --> 02:26:40,640 back to Newgate. Twizzler. 2464 02:26:40,860 --> 02:26:42,920 Twizzler for the States for one. It's good. 2465 02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:44,920 It's good. 2466 02:26:52,360 --> 02:26:54,360 And Bobby Twizzler 2467 02:26:54,360 --> 02:26:56,800 that Twizzle sticks to luck. 2468 02:26:57,960 --> 02:26:58,540 A real 2469 02:26:58,540 --> 02:27:00,080 green dreamer. 2470 02:27:00,080 --> 02:27:03,080 And said, son of a bitch, Twizzle stick. 2471 02:27:04,120 --> 02:27:06,280 Went down to save a bit. 2472 02:27:06,720 --> 02:27:08,660 And he said, son, 2473 02:27:09,020 --> 02:27:11,620 don't you understand now. 2474 02:27:12,200 --> 02:27:12,660 Woo! 2475 02:27:13,620 --> 02:27:15,400 I gotta tell you, that son of a bitch, 2476 02:27:15,520 --> 02:27:16,280 Twizzle stick, 2477 02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:18,620 scores a pretty good freedom 2478 02:27:18,620 --> 02:27:21,360 tap-in. Twizzler with the header 2479 02:27:21,360 --> 02:27:23,080 down to Newgate. 2480 02:27:23,520 --> 02:27:24,820 Strike for the luck. 2481 02:27:25,740 --> 02:27:27,060 And who's there to 2482 02:27:27,060 --> 02:27:29,120 tap sack? None other 2483 02:27:29,120 --> 02:27:30,500 than the American 2484 02:27:30,500 --> 02:27:31,380 tap sack 2485 02:27:31,380 --> 02:27:32,020 himself. 2486 02:27:32,660 --> 02:27:33,220 Bobby 2487 02:27:33,220 --> 02:27:34,080 goddamn 2488 02:27:34,080 --> 02:27:34,740 Twizzler. 2489 02:27:35,740 --> 02:27:37,000 You got a son. 2490 02:27:40,280 --> 02:27:41,920 Big shout out to our sponsor, 2491 02:27:42,120 --> 02:27:43,500 Dr. Ockerd's 2492 02:27:43,500 --> 02:27:44,560 Freedom Fries. 2493 02:27:48,760 --> 02:27:49,800 And the Swiss are 2494 02:27:49,800 --> 02:27:51,020 trying to come back with something 2495 02:27:51,020 --> 02:27:53,200 in their own little bit of Swiss business now. 2496 02:27:54,060 --> 02:27:54,740 Swiss Tony. 2497 02:27:57,560 --> 02:27:59,340 Rodriguez collects for Switzerland. 2498 02:27:59,340 --> 02:28:01,020 And that's a foul ball. 2499 02:28:01,940 --> 02:28:03,620 Bobby Twizzler, the goal scorer. 2500 02:28:03,900 --> 02:28:05,500 Tyler Thompson, I beg your pardon, 2501 02:28:05,620 --> 02:28:07,020 receives the yellow card. 2502 02:28:07,860 --> 02:28:09,920 The yellow card is a warning card 2503 02:28:09,920 --> 02:28:10,940 issued to players. 2504 02:28:14,940 --> 02:28:15,660 when they make a boo-boo. 2505 02:28:15,660 --> 02:28:17,060 I gotta tell you something. 2506 02:28:17,320 --> 02:28:18,400 One more of those, 2507 02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:21,380 and he will be seeing a red card. 2508 02:28:21,880 --> 02:28:23,260 Brought to you by Nike, 2509 02:28:23,920 --> 02:28:25,680 in association with Donald Trump 2510 02:28:25,680 --> 02:28:28,360 and George Bush in gold. 2511 02:28:36,360 --> 02:28:37,280 come on. 2512 02:28:37,280 --> 02:28:38,740 win that shit. 2513 02:28:38,740 --> 02:28:41,420 win that shit. 2514 02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:43,600 Tabram. 2515 02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:46,400 Newgate. 2516 02:28:50,100 --> 02:28:51,600 Too long on that ball, 2517 02:28:51,700 --> 02:28:52,080 Newgate. 2518 02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:54,280 You need to do or die. 2519 02:28:55,160 --> 02:28:55,380 Hey, 2520 02:28:55,440 --> 02:28:55,700 Chiro, 2521 02:28:55,820 --> 02:28:56,580 get off the pot. 2522 02:28:56,840 --> 02:28:58,200 Newgate taking too long. 2523 02:29:00,200 --> 02:29:01,420 time and time again, 2524 02:29:01,500 --> 02:29:02,260 you got a son. 2525 02:29:04,160 --> 02:29:05,140 He's gonna come back. 2526 02:29:05,160 --> 02:29:05,880 He's gonna find you. 2527 02:29:08,040 --> 02:29:09,040 What the hell 2528 02:29:09,040 --> 02:29:10,040 was going on there? 2529 02:29:10,220 --> 02:29:11,860 The dangerous challenge 2530 02:29:11,860 --> 02:29:13,800 launched by the Swiss defender, 2531 02:29:13,920 --> 02:29:14,300 Klose. 2532 02:29:15,240 --> 02:29:16,380 I think it's Newgate 2533 02:29:16,380 --> 02:29:17,840 who's gonna get penalized. 2534 02:29:21,940 --> 02:29:23,460 What the hell is wrong with that, 2535 02:29:23,500 --> 02:29:24,100 says Newgate. 2536 02:29:26,420 --> 02:29:27,960 brought to you by Donald Trump. 2537 02:29:33,420 --> 02:29:34,560 Chad Valley goes up 2538 02:29:34,560 --> 02:29:35,880 for the head ball deluxe. 2539 02:29:36,000 --> 02:29:37,280 Tyler Thompson on the yellow, 2540 02:29:38,020 --> 02:29:39,480 and that's halftime, 2541 02:29:39,960 --> 02:29:42,000 in association with a brand new 2542 02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:44,840 mobile shit time strategy game 2543 02:29:44,840 --> 02:29:47,940 about viruses or some shit. 2544 02:29:48,440 --> 02:29:49,600 You can download it now. 2545 02:29:49,820 --> 02:29:50,240 So, 2546 02:29:50,600 --> 02:29:52,660 we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 2547 02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:52,960 Now, 2548 02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:54,940 this is a brand new, 2549 02:29:55,320 --> 02:29:56,240 real time, 2550 02:29:56,240 --> 02:29:57,420 strategy game 2551 02:29:57,420 --> 02:29:59,120 for your smartphone. 2552 02:29:59,320 --> 02:30:00,740 It's available on Android. 2553 02:30:01,040 --> 02:30:02,160 It's downloadable 2554 02:30:02,160 --> 02:30:03,240 on the App Store 2555 02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:04,380 if you're an Apple user. 2556 02:30:04,920 --> 02:30:06,160 And I gotta say, 2557 02:30:06,260 --> 02:30:07,920 I played this all night 2558 02:30:07,920 --> 02:30:08,600 last night, 2559 02:30:08,660 --> 02:30:09,740 and it's like coronavirus. 2560 02:30:10,140 --> 02:30:11,340 You can make your own 2561 02:30:11,340 --> 02:30:12,220 new virus 2562 02:30:12,220 --> 02:30:13,960 and spread it around 2563 02:30:13,960 --> 02:30:14,480 on the globe 2564 02:30:14,480 --> 02:30:15,100 on your phone. 2565 02:30:15,100 --> 02:30:16,360 and it's like, oh, yeah. 2566 02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:17,020 I'm going to be right back. 2567 02:30:17,020 --> 02:30:18,020 I'm going to be right back. 2568 02:30:18,020 --> 02:30:18,580 I'm going to be right back. 2569 02:30:18,580 --> 02:30:19,140 I'm going to be right back. 2570 02:30:19,140 --> 02:30:19,560 I'm going to be right back. 2571 02:30:19,560 --> 02:30:20,140 I'm going to be right back. 2572 02:30:20,180 --> 02:30:20,700 I'm going to be right back. 2573 02:30:20,780 --> 02:30:25,820 I'm going to be right back. 2574 02:30:25,820 --> 02:30:26,400 I'm going to be right back. 2575 02:30:26,400 --> 02:30:31,360 I'm going to be right back. 2576 02:30:31,360 --> 02:30:31,460 I'm going to be right back. 2577 02:30:31,460 --> 02:30:32,020 I'm going to be right back. 2578 02:30:32,020 --> 02:31:02,000 I'm going to be right back. 2579 02:31:02,000 --> 02:31:03,240 at Plague Inc. today. 2580 02:31:03,360 --> 02:31:05,480 Now, this is a brand new 2581 02:31:05,480 --> 02:31:06,840 real-time... 2582 02:31:06,840 --> 02:31:08,940 45 minutes of regulation time 2583 02:31:08,940 --> 02:31:09,960 left to play here. 2584 02:31:10,360 --> 02:31:11,060 Welcome back. 2585 02:31:11,920 --> 02:31:12,640 Will we do it? 2586 02:31:13,580 --> 02:31:14,200 I don't know. 2587 02:31:14,420 --> 02:31:16,820 I mean, we got a lot of strike force 2588 02:31:16,820 --> 02:31:17,760 up at the top there 2589 02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:18,540 with Bayleaf. 2590 02:31:19,020 --> 02:31:20,000 You got that son of a bitch. 2591 02:31:20,100 --> 02:31:21,560 Newgate making great strikes, 2592 02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:22,380 great plays. 2593 02:31:23,240 --> 02:31:24,080 But we don't know 2594 02:31:24,080 --> 02:31:25,260 if we have enough to know 2595 02:31:25,260 --> 02:31:26,160 whether or not we know 2596 02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:27,280 we can get in the goal. 2597 02:31:28,960 --> 02:31:29,880 There are reports 2598 02:31:29,880 --> 02:31:31,000 that there is no evidence 2599 02:31:31,660 --> 02:31:32,660 of a direct link 2600 02:31:32,660 --> 02:31:34,200 between Baghdad 2601 02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:34,980 and some of these 2602 02:31:34,980 --> 02:31:35,940 terrorist organizations. 2603 02:31:36,200 --> 02:31:38,280 There are known knowns. 2604 02:31:38,380 --> 02:31:39,780 There are things we know we know. 2605 02:31:40,540 --> 02:31:41,340 We also know 2606 02:31:41,340 --> 02:31:42,520 there are known unknowns. 2607 02:31:42,720 --> 02:31:43,280 That is to say, 2608 02:31:43,360 --> 02:31:44,540 we know there are some things 2609 02:31:44,540 --> 02:31:45,520 we do not know. 2610 02:31:46,400 --> 02:31:47,140 But there are also 2611 02:31:47,140 --> 02:31:48,640 unknown unknowns. 2612 02:31:48,860 --> 02:31:50,020 The ones we don't know, 2613 02:31:50,180 --> 02:31:50,740 we don't know. 2614 02:31:51,420 --> 02:31:52,080 Excuse me. 2615 02:31:52,260 --> 02:31:53,700 But is this an unknown unknown? 2616 02:31:55,400 --> 02:31:59,680 I'm not going to say which it is. 2617 02:31:59,940 --> 02:32:02,460 I'm right here. 2618 02:32:03,120 --> 02:32:03,320 I'm right here. 2619 02:32:05,080 --> 02:32:06,460 Game underway here. 2620 02:32:09,460 --> 02:32:11,740 Switzerland with the attack force 2621 02:32:11,740 --> 02:32:12,860 from the get-go. 2622 02:32:13,440 --> 02:32:14,380 We got to watch out here. 2623 02:32:14,460 --> 02:32:15,080 It looks dangerous. 2624 02:32:15,280 --> 02:32:16,180 Dick Bush coming out. 2625 02:32:17,300 --> 02:32:18,400 Dick Bush collects. 2626 02:32:21,100 --> 02:32:21,800 Really nice. 2627 02:32:21,800 --> 02:32:22,680 I want you to check 2628 02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:23,540 every outhouse, 2629 02:32:23,640 --> 02:32:24,220 doghouse, 2630 02:32:24,380 --> 02:32:24,880 shithouse. 2631 02:32:24,880 --> 02:32:25,520 From Stump, 2632 02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:26,860 thanks very much for the tip. 2633 02:32:27,000 --> 02:32:27,540 Three-year-old, 2634 02:32:27,620 --> 02:32:28,620 thank you very much. 2635 02:32:29,720 --> 02:32:30,600 You got a son. 2636 02:32:31,560 --> 02:32:32,340 You got a dump. 2637 02:32:34,600 --> 02:32:35,120 Newgate. 2638 02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:36,600 Newgate! 2639 02:32:39,180 --> 02:32:39,740 Tell you, 2640 02:32:39,800 --> 02:32:41,060 Newgate should have squared that. 2641 02:32:41,140 --> 02:32:43,380 Yeah, Kumas making a beautiful run. 2642 02:32:43,520 --> 02:32:44,400 Watch Kumas here. 2643 02:32:44,460 --> 02:32:46,380 Number 10 on your nearest screen here. 2644 02:32:47,520 --> 02:32:49,360 Why don't you square that to Kumas? 2645 02:32:49,580 --> 02:32:49,920 Well, 2646 02:32:50,040 --> 02:32:50,580 you never know. 2647 02:32:50,640 --> 02:32:51,700 He could have been offside. 2648 02:32:57,940 --> 02:32:59,520 Thanks very much to Trump's dumps 2649 02:32:59,520 --> 02:33:00,620 for that beautiful tip 2650 02:33:00,620 --> 02:33:02,200 and Dr. Oker's freedom fries. 2651 02:33:03,940 --> 02:33:05,300 It's Jimmy Ruskler here 2652 02:33:05,300 --> 02:33:06,520 who's going to take this ballooner. 2653 02:33:07,540 --> 02:33:08,280 Skies it in. 2654 02:33:08,760 --> 02:33:09,360 Heads go up. 2655 02:33:10,220 --> 02:33:11,520 It's a balloon ball 2656 02:33:11,520 --> 02:33:14,040 over the top of the crispy bar. 2657 02:33:18,900 --> 02:33:19,960 You got a son. 2658 02:33:37,120 --> 02:33:38,520 Pretty impressive stats 2659 02:33:38,520 --> 02:33:39,900 coming through the main feeder. 2660 02:33:39,900 --> 02:33:43,360 hit me with something amazing. 2661 02:33:46,000 --> 02:33:46,440 Well, 2662 02:33:46,700 --> 02:33:48,300 we have 2663 02:33:48,300 --> 02:33:49,340 a vert, 2664 02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:50,460 we have an assist rate 2665 02:33:50,460 --> 02:33:51,580 of 9.5 2666 02:33:51,580 --> 02:33:53,120 every 7-2-1. 2667 02:33:53,940 --> 02:33:54,860 And we've also got 2668 02:33:54,860 --> 02:33:56,700 nine ballistic balloon balls 2669 02:33:56,700 --> 02:33:58,200 per strike force. 2670 02:33:59,720 --> 02:34:01,140 Who's making those assists? 2671 02:34:01,640 --> 02:34:02,340 I don't know. 2672 02:34:02,640 --> 02:34:05,300 but De'Ana Bayleaf really does well 2673 02:34:05,300 --> 02:34:06,380 with the hustling and the harrying. 2674 02:34:06,380 --> 02:34:09,340 92% pass accuracy. 2675 02:34:09,340 --> 02:34:12,800 A 51.9% pass accuracy. 2676 02:34:12,800 --> 02:34:14,780 A 51.97% assist rate per goal hang. 2677 02:34:16,440 --> 02:34:23,060 Also, a sack tap average of 9.5% per sack. 2678 02:34:27,060 --> 02:34:30,600 making those plays. 2679 02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:31,600 And it's Granit Xhaka. 2680 02:34:31,600 --> 02:34:34,900 plays his soccer for Arsenal 2681 02:34:34,900 --> 02:34:36,460 over in the EPL. 2682 02:34:38,940 --> 02:34:40,660 Upended by Sammy Bird. 2683 02:34:46,660 --> 02:34:48,700 Chad Valley looking to get that ball. 2684 02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,360 Newgate. 2685 02:34:53,200 --> 02:34:53,900 Come on! 2686 02:34:56,200 --> 02:34:57,460 De'Ana Bayleaf. 2687 02:34:59,240 --> 02:35:00,160 Bayleaf again. 2688 02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:02,120 Bayleaf making a run. 2689 02:35:02,200 --> 02:35:02,780 He's fast. 2690 02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:03,420 He's furious. 2691 02:35:03,640 --> 02:35:04,460 It's Bayleaf. 2692 02:35:04,760 --> 02:35:05,840 Looking to play in Newgate. 2693 02:35:06,620 --> 02:35:07,860 Didn't have that final ball. 2694 02:35:11,540 --> 02:35:12,700 Even if he went alone, 2695 02:35:12,800 --> 02:35:14,460 he would have skyhied that ball. 2696 02:35:15,600 --> 02:35:17,360 Well, he's got a 9.5 average. 2697 02:35:17,960 --> 02:35:20,760 Every time he collects an accurate pass, 2698 02:35:20,820 --> 02:35:21,780 he can sack tap. 2699 02:35:22,740 --> 02:35:25,040 And he's been sacking tap for Winnebago State 2700 02:35:25,040 --> 02:35:27,400 since he was 16 years of age. 2701 02:35:28,860 --> 02:35:30,120 Brought up on the battlefield. 2702 02:35:36,000 --> 02:35:37,280 65 minutes gone here. 2703 02:35:37,380 --> 02:35:38,220 It's USA 1. 2704 02:35:39,860 --> 02:35:40,800 Switzerland 0. 2705 02:35:40,800 --> 02:35:43,880 Jimmy Russler for the States. 2706 02:35:44,460 --> 02:35:45,660 Out to Tyler Thompson. 2707 02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:47,680 Obeshemi Tabran. 2708 02:35:48,120 --> 02:35:49,240 Tabran with a long ranger. 2709 02:35:49,640 --> 02:35:50,480 That's a lovely shot. 2710 02:35:51,480 --> 02:35:52,320 Saved by the goalkeeper. 2711 02:35:52,980 --> 02:35:53,400 Zikira. 2712 02:35:53,800 --> 02:35:54,520 Sammy Bird. 2713 02:35:54,840 --> 02:35:55,320 Newgate. 2714 02:35:57,960 --> 02:36:01,380 First time strike from De'Ana Bayleaf. 2715 02:36:08,960 --> 02:36:11,780 He's got a 5.9 TPS. 2716 02:36:13,280 --> 02:36:13,960 TPS. 2717 02:36:15,960 --> 02:36:17,220 Taps per sack. 2718 02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:19,580 Stats brought to you by Quibb. 2719 02:36:19,800 --> 02:36:21,900 In association with Ellen DeGeneres. 2720 02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:25,160 And Donald Rumsfeld. 2721 02:36:25,420 --> 02:36:27,300 Donald Rumsfeld Economics. 2722 02:36:28,680 --> 02:36:29,700 Voodoo Economics. 2723 02:36:29,700 --> 02:36:31,220 Tyler Thompson. 2724 02:36:31,220 --> 02:36:32,560 Bobby Twizzler. 2725 02:36:32,560 --> 02:36:34,500 Lays a Twizzle stick out. 2726 02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:35,280 To Kumas. 2727 02:36:35,400 --> 02:36:35,880 To Newgate. 2728 02:36:36,000 --> 02:36:36,340 Newgate. 2729 02:36:36,400 --> 02:36:36,860 It's good! 2730 02:36:36,860 --> 02:36:43,740 He's there when you need him. 2731 02:36:43,740 --> 02:36:47,840 Every time you want him to be there. 2732 02:36:47,840 --> 02:36:49,380 Every time it's necessary. 2733 02:36:49,380 --> 02:36:50,140 It's the man. 2734 02:36:50,140 --> 02:36:51,100 The myth. 2735 02:36:51,100 --> 02:36:52,000 The bean machine. 2736 02:36:52,000 --> 02:36:52,380 The legend. 2737 02:36:52,380 --> 02:36:52,960 Newgate. 2738 02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:53,880 Newgate. 2739 02:36:53,880 --> 02:36:55,780 Tell you something. 2740 02:36:55,780 --> 02:36:57,720 That son of a bitch. 2741 02:36:57,720 --> 02:36:58,140 Newgate. 2742 02:36:58,140 --> 02:37:05,100 every time you want him to be there every time it's necessary it's the man the myth 2743 02:37:05,820 --> 02:37:15,660 the bean machine the legend new gate tell you something that son of a bitch new gate got his 2744 02:37:15,660 --> 02:37:23,100 bean boots on today in association with joe rogan versus feminist 2745 02:37:25,340 --> 02:37:31,420 brought to you by the joe rogan podcast an association with podcasts which podcast 2746 02:37:32,540 --> 02:37:45,740 any doesn't matter every one of them there's so many of them these days and it's new gate for podcast 2747 02:37:45,740 --> 02:38:05,500 you gotta love that shit son of a bitch new gate doing what he does best getting in behind doing the 2748 02:38:05,900 --> 02:38:16,060 the rat trap the twizzle kak the spin spat the jimmy jaffe i did not have sexual relations with that one 2749 02:38:17,020 --> 02:38:17,660 mr linsky 2750 02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:25,900 new gate in association with clinton have sexual relations with that one 2751 02:38:30,460 --> 02:38:31,980 brought to you by podcasts 2752 02:38:36,300 --> 02:38:43,500 three goals to the goose here danger ball dick bush collides with deontae bailey if the referee is 2753 02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:49,340 pointing something hopefully it's not a penalty kick no no no no no it ain't like that it ain't like that 2754 02:38:49,340 --> 02:38:57,180 ref come on you not see that son of a bitch swiss that swiss play they he went right into our player 2755 02:38:58,380 --> 02:39:09,260 well it's obashimi tabram who collided with sow who's a sow for the goals shakiri and it's straight down the left-hand side 2756 02:39:13,180 --> 02:39:17,500 that's bullsh* that's bullsh*t baby 2757 02:39:26,460 --> 02:39:34,540 retaliation goal retaliatory goal by shakiri brought to you by sh*t mobile games do not adjust your smartphone 2758 02:39:34,540 --> 02:39:41,580 this is amazing actual gameplay from the latest sh*t time strategy for your mobile smartphone no build time 2759 02:39:41,580 --> 02:39:47,740 yes repeat no build times scan the skies with a plane you are a war criminal and you are the best of what 2760 02:39:47,740 --> 02:39:55,340 you do direct unit control repeat direct unit control amazing stuff semifinal is brought to you by podcasts 2761 02:39:55,340 --> 02:40:00,700 why not start your own podcast today everybody's doing it why don't you do it too even if you don't 2762 02:40:00,700 --> 02:40:07,180 have anything new or original to say there's an endless amount of time for people to listen to your stuff 2763 02:40:08,140 --> 02:40:11,740 and also even they don't even know what's going on 2764 02:40:15,340 --> 02:40:19,340 i'm actually going to be doing my own podcast soon enough the fontaine cast 2765 02:40:20,300 --> 02:40:24,780 bringing you the latest bean news in association with newgate 2766 02:40:25,740 --> 02:40:33,820 kumas kumas making a run here kumas looking for newgate newgate come on baby 2767 02:40:33,820 --> 02:40:34,660 - Three. 2768 02:40:34,660 --> 02:40:38,500 I'm a guardian of the fire of me. 2769 02:40:38,500 --> 02:40:42,940 I'm a man, say, son of a devil's come to me. 2770 02:40:43,580 --> 02:40:46,800 Went down to sink my feet in my hand. 2771 02:40:46,800 --> 02:40:51,040 He said, son, don't you understand now? 2772 02:41:04,100 --> 02:41:09,400 A lovely bit of play there from Kumas right through the grassy knoll. 2773 02:41:10,800 --> 02:41:11,700 And then, boom. 2774 02:41:13,760 --> 02:41:19,260 The Harvey Oswald taken downtown by Jeremiah Ruby. 2775 02:41:23,120 --> 02:41:25,500 We're turning these guys into Swiss cheese. 2776 02:41:25,600 --> 02:41:31,080 We're turning their goal into a, it's got more holes in it than, uh. 2777 02:41:31,080 --> 02:41:33,800 Do you want to take a moment to think about what you're saying? 2778 02:41:34,300 --> 02:41:35,340 Yeah, give me a moment there. 2779 02:41:35,340 --> 02:41:41,640 Uh, their goal is going to have holes after the amount of balls we struck into their goal. 2780 02:41:43,400 --> 02:41:47,160 And a foul there from number five for Switzerland. 2781 02:41:47,540 --> 02:41:50,520 Hey, will you let me finish my goddamn analogy there? 2782 02:41:51,320 --> 02:41:52,440 Sorry, fire ahead. 2783 02:41:53,240 --> 02:41:53,480 Yeah. 2784 02:41:53,960 --> 02:41:57,000 We're scoring so many, we're putting so many balls in their goal. 2785 02:41:59,000 --> 02:42:01,260 That it's turning their goal into Swiss cheese. 2786 02:42:02,600 --> 02:42:03,360 But is it though? 2787 02:42:03,420 --> 02:42:04,360 I mean, it's still a goal. 2788 02:42:05,480 --> 02:42:06,720 No, no, let me say that again. 2789 02:42:07,040 --> 02:42:08,560 It's going to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese. 2790 02:42:09,400 --> 02:42:11,500 Yeah, but the goal, look, it has a net on it. 2791 02:42:11,760 --> 02:42:12,580 So it's a lot of holes. 2792 02:42:12,760 --> 02:42:15,660 There's actually more holes in the net than there is in Swiss cheese anyway. 2793 02:42:17,880 --> 02:42:19,340 Shut your goddamn mouth. 2794 02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:24,320 Jimmy Russler steps up, takes a balloon strike. 2795 02:42:25,540 --> 02:42:29,060 Right over the crossbar. 2796 02:42:29,060 --> 02:42:34,880 And that is a dream ball from Jimmy Russler that turned into a nightmare. 2797 02:42:44,560 --> 02:42:45,040 Close. 2798 02:42:45,540 --> 02:42:46,320 To Zekiro. 2799 02:42:48,920 --> 02:42:49,440 Mababu. 2800 02:42:50,560 --> 02:42:51,680 Out to Elvedi. 2801 02:42:52,680 --> 02:42:54,640 The Swiss boys trying to do something here. 2802 02:42:55,440 --> 02:42:56,720 Kiri's on the balloon. 2803 02:42:57,400 --> 02:42:59,180 Number nine, Sammy Berg gets there. 2804 02:43:00,240 --> 02:43:03,160 Puts the balloon up two minutes away from the promised land for the States. 2805 02:43:03,440 --> 02:43:04,840 Newgate's looking for the ball here. 2806 02:43:05,060 --> 02:43:05,940 It's a lovely ball. 2807 02:43:06,220 --> 02:43:06,720 Newgate! 2808 02:43:07,340 --> 02:43:07,700 Whoa. 2809 02:43:08,640 --> 02:43:09,860 That would have been nice. 2810 02:43:16,220 --> 02:43:16,660 Kumas. 2811 02:43:22,480 --> 02:43:24,500 Last minute substitution here. 2812 02:43:24,860 --> 02:43:25,680 Frank Shamrock. 2813 02:43:27,920 --> 02:43:29,020 Coming up in Newgate. 2814 02:43:38,480 --> 02:43:39,000 Bayleaf. 2815 02:43:40,520 --> 02:43:42,400 Saved comfortably there from Fruller. 2816 02:43:43,140 --> 02:43:45,240 Out for a U.S. lead corner ball. 2817 02:43:45,240 --> 02:43:58,680 I got to say something. 2818 02:43:58,860 --> 02:44:03,980 The Abraham link-up play between the two wing forwards has been something. 2819 02:44:05,660 --> 02:44:07,400 A feast for the eyes. 2820 02:44:08,400 --> 02:44:10,340 Jimmy Russler sends the feast ball in. 2821 02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:11,620 The Feast of Kumas! 2822 02:44:11,620 --> 02:44:13,620 *Sings* 2823 02:44:13,620 --> 02:44:15,620 *Sings* 2824 02:44:15,620 --> 02:44:17,620 *Sings* 2825 02:44:17,620 --> 02:44:19,620 *Sings* 2826 02:44:19,620 --> 02:44:21,620 *Sings* 2827 02:44:21,620 --> 02:44:23,620 *Sings* 2828 02:44:23,620 --> 02:44:25,620 *Sings* 2829 02:44:25,620 --> 02:44:27,620 *Sings* 2830 02:44:27,620 --> 02:44:29,620 *Sings* 2831 02:44:29,620 --> 02:44:31,620 *Sings* 2832 02:44:31,620 --> 02:44:33,620 *Sings* 2833 02:44:33,620 --> 02:44:35,620 *Sings* 2834 02:44:35,620 --> 02:44:37,620 Miss Lawrence, 2835 02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:40,620 I never told anybody to lie. I'm not a single. 2836 02:44:41,620 --> 02:44:46,620 I said a long time ago one of our objectives was to smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice. 2837 02:44:46,620 --> 02:44:49,620 We're smoking them out. They're running. 2838 02:44:56,620 --> 02:45:00,620 They're running and now we're going to bring them to justice. 2839 02:45:00,620 --> 02:45:04,620 I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective. 2840 02:45:05,620 --> 02:45:10,620 That's exactly what we're going to do. The American people must understand that we've got a long time. 2841 02:45:13,620 --> 02:45:15,620 And we're going through the final and dial. 2842 02:45:16,620 --> 02:45:20,620 It's Brendan Kumas with the fifth goal for the States here. 2843 02:45:21,620 --> 02:45:24,620 92 minutes. Three minutes left to play. 2844 02:45:25,620 --> 02:45:29,620 Bayleaf out to Jimmy Rustler. Back to Bayleaf. Heads it up to Kumas. 2845 02:45:30,620 --> 02:45:32,620 Kumas tried to get a hole. He's taken down. 2846 02:45:33,620 --> 02:45:35,620 Bayon. McConji. 2847 02:45:38,620 --> 02:45:39,620 Jimmy Rustler. 2848 02:45:42,620 --> 02:45:44,620 Jimmy Rustler plays it to Tabram. 2849 02:45:45,620 --> 02:45:46,620 Bobby Twizzler. 2850 02:45:50,620 --> 02:45:51,620 the third goal for the World Trophy. 2851 02:45:51,620 --> 02:45:55,620 And that's it baby. We're going to the final of the World Trophy. 2852 02:45:56,620 --> 02:45:56,620 Yeah. 2853 02:45:57,620 --> 02:45:59,620 All right. All right. All right. All right. 2854 02:45:59,620 --> 02:46:12,620 All right. All right. All right. 2855 02:46:12,620 --> 02:46:13,460 - Bye. 2856 02:46:13,460 --> 02:46:14,300 - Bye. 2857 02:46:14,300 --> 02:46:15,140 - Bye. 2858 02:46:15,140 --> 02:46:17,140 - Bye. 2859 02:46:17,140 --> 02:46:17,980 - Bye. 2860 02:46:17,980 --> 02:46:18,820 - Bye. 2861 02:46:18,820 --> 02:46:48,800 - Bye. 2862 02:46:48,800 --> 02:46:50,800 - Bye. 2863 02:46:50,800 --> 02:46:52,800 - Bye. 2864 02:46:52,800 --> 02:46:54,800 - Bye. 2865 02:46:54,800 --> 02:46:56,800 - Bye. 2866 02:46:56,800 --> 02:46:58,800 - Bye. 2867 02:46:58,800 --> 02:47:00,800 - Bye. 2868 02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:02,800 - Bye. 2869 02:47:02,800 --> 02:47:04,800 - Bye. 2870 02:47:04,800 --> 02:47:06,800 - Bye. 2871 02:47:06,800 --> 02:47:08,800 - Bye. 2872 02:47:08,800 --> 02:47:10,800 - Bye. 2873 02:47:10,800 --> 02:47:12,800 - Bye. 2874 02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:14,800 - Bye. 2875 02:47:14,800 --> 02:47:16,800 - Bye. 2876 02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:34,180 That one little promise she was going to keep. Oh yeah, alright. Take it easy baby, make it last all night. She was an American girl. 2877 02:47:37,800 --> 02:47:54,080 Well, it was kind of cold that night. She stayed alone on a five-cup net. Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by at a 441. Like waves crashing down the beach. 2878 02:47:54,080 --> 02:48:24,060 We'll be right back. 2879 02:48:24,060 --> 02:48:54,040 We'll be right back. 2880 02:48:54,040 --> 02:49:06,040 Well, well, well, we did it. We made it. The final game is upon us. We hammered the Swiss. Five goals to one. 2881 02:49:06,040 --> 02:49:23,040 And the other semifinal, Brazil managed to defeat Germania. Three goals to two, which sets us up for a FIFA World Soccer Final. It's the USA versus Brasilia. 2882 02:49:24,040 --> 02:49:36,440 Coming right up. Don't go away. It's going to be a veritable feast of soccer deluxe in association with shit mobile games. Download them now. 2883 02:49:37,040 --> 02:49:53,620 Play the shit new game for Android where you grow your own Roman Empire. 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Remember, this real-time strategy ball. 2886 02:50:34,040 --> 02:50:40,040 We'll find the dawn's early light 2887 02:50:40,040 --> 02:50:45,960 What so proudly we hailed 2888 02:50:45,960 --> 02:50:51,980 At the twilight's last gleaming 2889 02:50:51,980 --> 02:50:58,220 Whose broad stripes and bright stars 2890 02:50:58,220 --> 02:51:04,540 Through the perilous fight 2891 02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:10,920 O'er the ramparts we watched 2892 02:51:10,920 --> 02:51:16,620 Were so gallantly streaming 2893 02:51:16,620 --> 02:51:23,460 And the rocket's red glare 2894 02:51:23,460 --> 02:51:29,780 Through the past in the air 2895 02:51:29,780 --> 02:51:36,780 Gave proof through the night 2896 02:51:36,780 --> 02:51:43,780 That our flag was still there 2897 02:51:43,780 --> 02:51:56,780 Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave 2898 02:51:56,780 --> 02:52:07,100 O'er the land of the free 2899 02:52:07,100 --> 02:52:14,100 And the flag of the brave? 2900 02:52:14,100 --> 02:52:27,420 Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave 2901 02:52:27,420 --> 02:52:45,740 Live from the world soccer ball cup trophy final stadium 2902 02:52:45,740 --> 02:52:49,420 It's the moment you've all been waiting for 2903 02:52:49,420 --> 02:52:52,120 Ever since we started this long journey 2904 02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:54,900 Just under three hours ago 2905 02:52:54,900 --> 02:52:56,020 Tiago Silva 2906 02:52:56,020 --> 02:52:57,660 Dick Bush 2907 02:52:57,660 --> 02:52:59,960 That guy 2908 02:52:59,960 --> 02:53:02,100 Tyler Thompson 2909 02:53:02,100 --> 02:53:04,020 And football 2910 02:53:04,020 --> 02:53:04,960 Soccer ball 2911 02:53:04,960 --> 02:53:06,160 We're all here 2912 02:53:06,160 --> 02:53:07,080 We're all ready 2913 02:53:07,080 --> 02:53:08,300 We're all waiting for it 2914 02:53:08,300 --> 02:53:09,300 It's Newgate 2915 02:53:09,300 --> 02:53:10,700 It's going to get the game underway 2916 02:53:10,700 --> 02:53:12,580 Thank you for joining us 2917 02:53:12,580 --> 02:53:14,040 Just a quick word 2918 02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,700 One more quick word from our sponsors 2919 02:53:15,700 --> 02:53:17,320 Shit Mobile Games 2920 02:53:17,320 --> 02:53:18,740 Available to download now 2921 02:53:18,740 --> 02:53:20,780 On Android Deluxe Store 2922 02:53:20,780 --> 02:53:23,300 Or Apple iOS Apple Store 2923 02:53:23,300 --> 02:53:26,320 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today 2924 02:53:26,320 --> 02:53:28,580 Now this is a brand new 2925 02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:31,080 Real-time strategy game 2926 02:53:31,080 --> 02:53:32,780 For your smartphone 2927 02:53:32,780 --> 02:53:33,900 It's available on Android 2928 02:53:34,380 --> 02:53:36,900 It's downloadable on the App Store 2929 02:53:36,900 --> 02:53:38,060 If you're an Apple user 2930 02:53:38,060 --> 02:53:39,820 And I gotta say 2931 02:53:39,820 --> 02:53:42,260 I played this all night last night 2932 02:53:42,260 --> 02:53:43,420 And it's like coronavirus 2933 02:53:43,420 --> 02:53:45,900 You can make your own new virus 2934 02:53:45,900 --> 02:53:48,760 And spread around on the glow on your phone 2935 02:53:48,760 --> 02:53:52,320 And Newgate gets the World Cup 2936 02:53:52,320 --> 02:53:55,160 Soccer trophy final underway 2937 02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:56,500 Obeshemi Tabram 2938 02:53:56,500 --> 02:53:57,280 Right in the middle 2939 02:53:57,280 --> 02:53:58,140 Lovely curl ball 2940 02:53:58,140 --> 02:53:59,640 And now Bobby Twizzler 2941 02:53:59,640 --> 02:54:00,500 Bobby Twizzler 2942 02:54:00,500 --> 02:54:01,560 Kumas 2943 02:54:01,560 --> 02:54:02,240 To Newgate 2944 02:54:02,240 --> 02:54:04,460 Lovely silky stuff here from the States 2945 02:54:04,460 --> 02:54:06,640 Come on 2946 02:54:06,640 --> 02:54:09,960 Reverie is blown up here 2947 02:54:09,960 --> 02:54:10,740 He's seen something 2948 02:54:10,740 --> 02:54:12,000 Untoward 2949 02:54:12,000 --> 02:54:14,640 I believe it could have been a hack ball 2950 02:54:14,640 --> 02:54:15,860 By Newgate 2951 02:54:15,860 --> 02:54:18,500 Onto the leg of Fabinho 2952 02:54:18,500 --> 02:54:21,660 Plays his soccer ball for Liverpool 2953 02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:25,980 Liverpool United over in England 2954 02:54:25,980 --> 02:54:27,560 In the EPL 2955 02:54:27,560 --> 02:54:32,980 And now it's another Liverpool United player 2956 02:54:32,980 --> 02:54:33,700 Alisson 2957 02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:36,820 Who gets that ball up to another Liverpool player 2958 02:54:36,820 --> 02:54:39,460 Roberto Firmino 2959 02:54:39,460 --> 02:54:41,100 Kumas 2960 02:54:41,100 --> 02:54:42,520 Kumas looking for Newgate 2961 02:54:42,520 --> 02:54:43,100 It's Newgate 2962 02:54:43,100 --> 02:54:43,480 It's Newgate 2963 02:54:43,480 --> 02:54:44,560 Newgate 2964 02:54:44,560 --> 02:54:45,820 Off the post 2965 02:54:45,820 --> 02:54:48,400 Jimmy Russler looking for the return 2966 02:54:48,400 --> 02:54:50,280 Newgate collects up again here 2967 02:54:50,280 --> 02:54:51,320 Newgate 2968 02:54:51,320 --> 02:54:53,300 Out to Tyler Thompson 2969 02:54:53,300 --> 02:54:55,100 Dispossessed by Arthur 2970 02:54:55,100 --> 02:54:57,240 Deontay Bay 2971 02:54:57,240 --> 02:54:57,740 Kukukachou 2972 02:54:57,740 --> 02:55:00,100 Lovely stuff 2973 02:55:00,100 --> 02:55:01,160 Brandon Kumas 2974 02:55:01,160 --> 02:55:02,900 Brandon Kumas 2975 02:55:02,900 --> 02:55:04,420 Heads the ball up to Newgate 2976 02:55:04,420 --> 02:55:04,760 Newgate 2977 02:55:04,760 --> 02:55:05,180 Turn 2978 02:55:05,180 --> 02:55:06,020 Newgate 2979 02:55:06,020 --> 02:55:07,040 Newgate 2980 02:55:07,040 --> 02:55:09,800 And Alison Becker's foot 2981 02:55:09,800 --> 02:55:12,440 Prevents Newgate 2982 02:55:12,440 --> 02:55:13,240 Prevents Newgate 2983 02:55:13,240 --> 02:55:17,660 From scoring a score 2984 02:55:17,660 --> 02:55:27,420 Reminds me of my favorite all time sitcom 2985 02:55:27,420 --> 02:55:28,500 Becker 2986 02:55:28,500 --> 02:55:30,440 Dr. Becker with Ted Danson 2987 02:55:30,440 --> 02:55:31,480 Remember that shit? 2988 02:55:32,240 --> 02:55:32,680 I don't 2989 02:55:32,680 --> 02:55:34,620 Big in the 90s 2990 02:55:34,620 --> 02:55:37,520 I don't remember it 2991 02:55:37,520 --> 02:55:39,600 Wasn't really big actually 2992 02:55:39,600 --> 02:55:40,260 It wasn't that good 2993 02:55:40,260 --> 02:55:42,220 Why do you say you loved it? 2994 02:55:42,780 --> 02:55:43,280 I don't know 2995 02:55:43,280 --> 02:55:45,360 Sammy Bird 2996 02:55:45,360 --> 02:55:47,740 Tyler Thompson 2997 02:55:47,740 --> 02:55:50,360 A man screams 2998 02:55:50,360 --> 02:55:52,620 A Brazilian scream can be heard 2999 02:55:52,620 --> 02:55:55,160 Back pass to Alison Becker 3000 02:55:55,160 --> 02:55:58,760 Tries to get that ball out to Bobby Firmino 3001 02:55:58,760 --> 02:56:01,600 Alexandro 3002 02:56:01,600 --> 02:56:03,320 Richarlson 3003 02:56:03,320 --> 02:56:04,460 Bobby 3004 02:56:04,460 --> 02:56:05,980 Oh! 3005 02:56:06,280 --> 02:56:07,740 Off the post ball 3006 02:56:07,740 --> 02:56:08,940 Danilo 3007 02:56:08,940 --> 02:56:13,400 The Brazilians looking for a foul 3008 02:56:13,400 --> 02:56:14,840 But it's not going to work out for them 3009 02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:15,560 Kumas 3010 02:56:15,560 --> 02:56:16,500 Collects now 3011 02:56:16,500 --> 02:56:18,240 Kumas 3012 02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:19,260 Down to Newgate 3013 02:56:19,260 --> 02:56:19,840 Newgate 3014 02:56:19,840 --> 02:56:20,960 Is all on his own 3015 02:56:20,960 --> 02:56:21,700 On his lonesome 3016 02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:22,500 He twists 3017 02:56:22,500 --> 02:56:23,140 He turns 3018 02:56:23,140 --> 02:56:25,060 It's a nice play from Newgate 3019 02:56:25,060 --> 02:56:26,800 Deone Bailey 3020 02:56:26,800 --> 02:56:29,840 Obesheimi 3021 02:56:29,840 --> 02:56:30,220 Tabram 3022 02:56:30,220 --> 02:56:31,120 With a long ranger 3023 02:56:31,120 --> 02:56:33,840 Not going to work out 3024 02:56:34,380 --> 02:56:42,060 Chad Valley 3025 02:56:42,060 --> 02:56:42,060 Chad Valley 3026 02:56:42,060 --> 02:56:42,720 Goes up 3027 02:56:42,720 --> 02:56:44,160 Kukukachu 3028 02:56:44,160 --> 02:56:49,540 Gotta watch out 3029 02:56:49,540 --> 02:56:50,460 These guys are attacking 3030 02:56:50,460 --> 02:56:51,860 Like a full strike force 3031 02:56:51,860 --> 02:56:52,580 Brazilian 3032 02:56:52,580 --> 02:56:54,180 Capoeira 3033 02:56:54,180 --> 02:56:59,780 This is nice from the States 3034 02:56:59,780 --> 02:57:00,000 Kumas 3035 02:57:00,000 --> 02:57:03,440 Kumas 3036 02:57:03,440 --> 02:57:03,500 Kumas 3037 02:57:03,500 --> 02:57:07,180 Rocks the stability post 3038 02:57:07,180 --> 02:57:08,420 At the back line 3039 02:57:08,420 --> 02:57:22,920 0-0 on the score clock at the moment 3040 02:57:22,920 --> 02:57:24,840 20 minutes of regulation time 3041 02:57:24,840 --> 02:57:25,580 Have been played 3042 02:57:25,580 --> 02:57:28,040 And it's the Brazilians 3043 02:57:28,040 --> 02:57:28,980 Brazilia 3044 02:57:28,980 --> 02:57:30,500 Trying to do something 3045 02:57:30,500 --> 02:57:32,360 Special with this balloon 3046 02:57:32,360 --> 02:57:33,800 It's Alexandro 3047 02:57:33,800 --> 02:57:37,240 Alexandro using his physical 3048 02:57:37,240 --> 02:57:39,720 Nature there to get past 3049 02:57:39,720 --> 02:57:40,420 Kukukachu 3050 02:57:40,420 --> 02:57:41,160 But Kukukachu 3051 02:57:41,160 --> 02:57:41,600 Is collected 3052 02:57:41,600 --> 02:57:42,460 And he's got that ball 3053 02:57:42,460 --> 02:57:43,420 And he gives it up to Newgate 3054 02:57:43,420 --> 02:57:44,920 Newgate now 3055 02:57:44,920 --> 02:57:46,820 Newgate with the early ball 3056 02:57:46,820 --> 02:57:47,620 Trying to find Kumas 3057 02:57:47,620 --> 02:57:48,100 It's good 3058 02:57:48,100 --> 02:57:48,900 It looks good 3059 02:57:48,900 --> 02:57:52,920 Great great great defending 3060 02:57:52,920 --> 02:57:54,080 From Thiago Silva 3061 02:57:54,080 --> 02:57:56,580 To win that ball back 3062 02:57:56,580 --> 02:57:59,960 Plays his soccer for Paris 3063 02:57:59,960 --> 02:58:02,160 Ball comes in 3064 02:58:02,160 --> 02:58:03,860 It's headed away by Richarlson 3065 02:58:03,860 --> 02:58:05,300 Goes out for a throw ball 3066 02:58:05,300 --> 02:58:06,120 I beg your pardon 3067 02:58:06,120 --> 02:58:08,060 A balloon kick corner ball 3068 02:58:08,060 --> 02:58:08,740 Special 3069 02:58:08,740 --> 02:58:10,480 From Jimmy Russler 3070 02:58:10,480 --> 02:58:11,200 He's going to try and 3071 02:58:11,200 --> 02:58:12,760 Russell bust the ball 3072 02:58:12,760 --> 02:58:13,880 Into the back 3073 02:58:13,880 --> 02:58:15,680 Of the Brazilian bust 3074 02:58:15,680 --> 02:58:17,560 It's Brazil or bust 3075 02:58:17,560 --> 02:58:18,500 As Jimmy Russler 3076 02:58:18,500 --> 02:58:20,180 Tries to rustle the ball in 3077 02:58:20,180 --> 02:58:21,640 Goes off ahead 3078 02:58:21,640 --> 02:58:23,340 Comes out for Newgate 3079 02:58:23,340 --> 02:58:25,520 Newgate 3080 02:58:25,520 --> 02:58:28,600 Squares out to Tyler Thompson 3081 02:58:28,600 --> 02:58:30,020 Out to Jimmy Russler 3082 02:58:30,020 --> 02:58:32,200 Jimmy Russler here 3083 02:58:32,200 --> 02:58:33,980 Takes his time 3084 02:58:33,980 --> 02:58:35,900 Kumas with a long range of curl 3085 02:58:35,900 --> 02:58:37,340 What a goal from Kumas 3086 02:58:37,340 --> 02:58:51,760 First goal after 27 minutes 3087 02:58:51,760 --> 02:59:17,940 First goal after 27 minutes, Kumas and Alisson Becker, the Liverpool United player, could not get a hand to that balloon. 3088 02:59:17,940 --> 02:59:40,600 It was pure soccer curl magic. And that's your opening goal. Brought to you in association with Fred Durst and Donald Trump 2020. Trying to make America great, keep America great, I beg your pardon. 3089 02:59:43,600 --> 02:59:57,040 The referee brandishes a yellow card. After a crazy challenge from Obeshemi Tabram on Alex Sandro. 3090 02:59:57,920 --> 03:00:04,260 29 minutes played. Arthur with the free ball. Tries to get it in. Kumas steps up. Bobby Twizzler. 3091 03:00:04,680 --> 03:00:16,680 Twizzler collects out to Newgate. Newgate pumps it back into the central unit. Newgate back to Twizzler. Twizzler over the top to Tyler Thompson. Thompson back to Twizzlestick. 3092 03:00:17,800 --> 03:00:30,680 Oh! Would have been a nice move, right? Well, you win some, you lose some. Alex Sandro building up from the left-hand side for Brazil. Back to Arthur. Thiago Silva. 3093 03:00:32,120 --> 03:00:49,940 Tries to find Danilo out on that flank. He does well. Kumas steps up. The goal machine. And Arthur collects in the middle disc. Back to Paqueta. Has Danilo on that right wing. Takes a dummy. A turn. A twist. 360 degrees. Puts it in. So close there for Brazil. Nearly getting that retaliation goal. 3094 03:00:50,940 --> 03:01:00,160 And Newgate. Like a rabbit out the trap. Here we go. It's Newgate time, baby. He's pumping. He's pumping. 3095 03:01:02,040 --> 03:01:02,520 Oh! 3096 03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:10,260 Well, that's Newgate. When he starts on one of those runs, he ain't gonna stop. 3097 03:01:14,460 --> 03:01:17,600 And in fairness, he really didn't have any options to play. 3098 03:01:20,320 --> 03:01:22,440 Sammy Bird. Out to Kumas. 3099 03:01:24,000 --> 03:01:27,080 Gives it away. Brazil. Looking menacing here. 3100 03:01:29,380 --> 03:01:32,460 Free kick given away in a dangerous area here of Brazil. 3101 03:01:34,180 --> 03:01:36,740 Thanks for the donation. We got Lawrence. 3102 03:01:38,320 --> 03:01:39,160 As Coutinho. 3103 03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:41,180 Coutinho! 3104 03:01:41,860 --> 03:01:42,260 Whoa! 3105 03:01:44,200 --> 03:01:44,640 Retaliation. 3106 03:01:46,240 --> 03:01:49,860 That son of a bitch Coutinho scores a pretty good free kick. 3107 03:01:50,200 --> 03:02:13,380 Sweet, sweet strike from Goudinho. 3108 03:02:13,380 --> 03:02:13,520 Coutinho. 3109 03:02:14,260 --> 03:02:16,220 Who knows how to punish. 3110 03:02:18,180 --> 03:02:19,240 With those kicks. 3111 03:02:26,440 --> 03:02:27,980 Level paying again here. 3112 03:02:28,080 --> 03:02:29,160 43 minutes gone. 3113 03:02:29,240 --> 03:02:29,580 Play. 3114 03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:30,720 Regulation time. 3115 03:02:32,000 --> 03:02:33,340 Early ball for Newgate. 3116 03:02:33,420 --> 03:02:33,980 Bit ambitious. 3117 03:02:36,260 --> 03:02:38,440 Alisson Becker collects with his hands. 3118 03:02:38,440 --> 03:02:50,400 U.S. 3119 03:02:50,400 --> 03:02:51,680 Out to Twizzler. 3120 03:02:52,040 --> 03:02:53,960 Twizzler looking for Newgate. 3121 03:02:54,080 --> 03:02:54,720 Doesn't find him. 3122 03:02:55,560 --> 03:02:56,140 Mishmash. 3123 03:02:58,140 --> 03:03:01,280 Well, it's level bang going in at halftime. 3124 03:03:03,040 --> 03:03:06,320 Brought to you in association with shit mobile games. 3125 03:03:06,400 --> 03:03:06,980 Get them now. 3126 03:03:07,080 --> 03:03:07,980 Get them while they're hot. 3127 03:03:08,480 --> 03:03:09,560 Cool U game. 3128 03:03:09,620 --> 03:03:09,960 Mobile. 3129 03:03:10,080 --> 03:03:11,660 Real time time strategy game. 3130 03:03:11,760 --> 03:03:12,140 For you. 3131 03:03:12,300 --> 03:03:12,700 Phone. 3132 03:03:12,800 --> 03:03:13,060 Mabba. 3133 03:03:13,140 --> 03:03:13,660 Smartphone. 3134 03:03:13,780 --> 03:03:14,140 iOS. 3135 03:03:14,140 --> 03:03:15,040 And Android. 3136 03:03:15,160 --> 03:03:18,480 Compatible to explore dangerous alien worlds. 3137 03:03:18,580 --> 03:03:20,180 In real time with a strategy ball. 3138 03:03:20,780 --> 03:03:22,600 Also, that's not all. 3139 03:03:22,820 --> 03:03:26,400 Remember this real time super cool game. 3140 03:03:26,540 --> 03:03:27,920 Fight no matter the odds. 3141 03:03:27,920 --> 03:03:28,980 Includes in that purchaser. 3142 03:03:31,340 --> 03:03:32,580 Thanks for the donation. 3143 03:03:32,780 --> 03:03:33,700 We got awards. 3144 03:03:35,180 --> 03:03:36,060 T22BC. 3145 03:03:36,240 --> 03:03:37,140 Thank you so much. 3146 03:03:37,200 --> 03:03:38,560 As well as Mullingar. 3147 03:03:38,740 --> 03:03:40,060 Boys are after you. 3148 03:03:40,140 --> 03:03:41,580 Thank you very much for your tips, guys. 3149 03:03:41,780 --> 03:03:42,540 You got a song. 3150 03:03:43,380 --> 03:03:44,900 Both of you guys have got songs. 3151 03:03:46,980 --> 03:03:47,400 Newgate. 3152 03:03:48,140 --> 03:03:48,540 Newgate. 3153 03:03:48,740 --> 03:03:49,780 One on one with Becker. 3154 03:03:50,880 --> 03:03:52,040 Squares it to Twizzler. 3155 03:03:53,620 --> 03:03:55,480 What the hell was he doing there? 3156 03:03:55,520 --> 03:03:57,440 He should have gone for the goal or something. 3157 03:03:57,440 --> 03:04:01,520 Poor form there from Newgate. 3158 03:04:01,620 --> 03:04:05,520 Usually does the damage that is necessary at that time. 3159 03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:06,640 Not Noah. 3160 03:04:08,960 --> 03:04:09,600 Bayleaf. 3161 03:04:11,380 --> 03:04:11,860 Twizzler. 3162 03:04:15,800 --> 03:04:17,540 Telling you, it's getting tight out there. 3163 03:04:17,860 --> 03:04:21,000 We don't know who's got the goods. 3164 03:04:25,060 --> 03:04:26,700 Brazil coming back here. 3165 03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:27,780 Looks dangerous. 3166 03:04:32,960 --> 03:04:33,880 Brazil ball. 3167 03:04:35,820 --> 03:04:36,360 Bayleaf. 3168 03:04:37,700 --> 03:04:38,380 Bayleaf. 3169 03:04:39,980 --> 03:04:41,240 Great strides. 3170 03:04:41,880 --> 03:04:43,520 From Deontay Bayleaf. 3171 03:04:44,040 --> 03:04:44,660 To Newgate. 3172 03:04:45,100 --> 03:04:45,640 Newgate. 3173 03:04:45,640 --> 03:04:45,700 Newgate. 3174 03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:55,180 Everton. 3175 03:04:55,180 --> 03:04:55,260 Everton. 3176 03:04:55,260 --> 03:04:55,260 Everton. 3177 03:04:55,260 --> 03:04:55,260 Everton. 3178 03:04:55,500 --> 03:04:56,200 Up to Danilo. 3179 03:04:56,300 --> 03:04:57,080 It's a blank ball. 3180 03:04:59,040 --> 03:04:59,820 That's Kumas. 3181 03:05:05,400 --> 03:05:05,880 Bayleaf. 3182 03:05:06,220 --> 03:05:06,940 To Kumas. 3183 03:05:07,340 --> 03:05:07,880 Kumas. 3184 03:05:08,040 --> 03:05:09,080 Over the top to Newgate. 3185 03:05:09,260 --> 03:05:10,860 Newgate takes a control chest. 3186 03:05:12,220 --> 03:05:12,780 Blank. 3187 03:05:12,780 --> 03:05:12,780 Blank. 3188 03:05:12,780 --> 03:05:13,180 Blank. 3189 03:05:13,180 --> 03:05:13,780 Blank. 3190 03:05:13,780 --> 03:05:13,840 Blank. 3191 03:05:14,840 --> 03:05:16,580 When he gets a chance to strike. 3192 03:05:16,680 --> 03:05:17,480 You got a sun. 3193 03:05:18,100 --> 03:05:19,660 Coming up to 61 minutes. 3194 03:05:20,520 --> 03:05:21,840 Wingback Deluxe here. 3195 03:05:22,340 --> 03:05:23,680 Tight marking on Kumas. 3196 03:05:24,240 --> 03:05:24,960 Going a bay. 3197 03:05:26,340 --> 03:05:26,840 Coutinho. 3198 03:05:26,840 --> 03:05:28,820 Back out to Luis Paquera. 3199 03:05:30,480 --> 03:05:31,480 Crazy ball. 3200 03:05:31,820 --> 03:05:32,600 Ballistic missiles. 3201 03:05:35,080 --> 03:05:35,800 Oh. 3202 03:05:35,860 --> 03:05:36,600 The lollipop. 3203 03:05:37,540 --> 03:05:38,040 The twist. 3204 03:05:38,160 --> 03:05:39,040 The Marseillaise. 3205 03:05:43,040 --> 03:05:44,140 Jimmy Rustler. 3206 03:05:44,620 --> 03:05:45,580 Out to Tabran. 3207 03:05:45,900 --> 03:05:47,060 To Bobby Twizzler. 3208 03:05:47,960 --> 03:05:48,500 Twizzler. 3209 03:05:48,780 --> 03:05:49,340 To Newgate. 3210 03:05:49,640 --> 03:05:50,400 Turns his man. 3211 03:05:50,760 --> 03:05:52,920 Newgate into the back of the sec, baby. 3212 03:05:53,260 --> 03:05:53,960 Come on. 3213 03:05:54,440 --> 03:05:55,440 Come on. 3214 03:05:55,440 --> 03:05:57,120 Not to me. 3215 03:05:57,680 --> 03:06:00,640 When Dinosaur said we'll be a man. 3216 03:06:01,000 --> 03:06:01,440 He said. 3217 03:06:01,860 --> 03:06:02,280 Son. 3218 03:06:02,820 --> 03:06:05,220 Don't you understand now. 3219 03:06:05,720 --> 03:06:09,180 Don't you understand now. 3220 03:06:09,180 --> 03:06:10,220 Yeah. 3221 03:06:10,220 --> 03:06:15,120 And he had all the makings of a varsity league. 3222 03:06:15,240 --> 03:06:16,640 Strike ball deluxe. 3223 03:06:17,300 --> 03:06:18,380 Newgate with the twist. 3224 03:06:18,500 --> 03:06:18,960 The turn. 3225 03:06:19,080 --> 03:06:19,540 The shimmy. 3226 03:06:19,620 --> 03:06:20,060 The burn. 3227 03:06:20,180 --> 03:06:23,680 The final bullet into the back of Allison Becker's sack. 3228 03:06:24,260 --> 03:06:28,000 A creamy little number from the bean master himself. 3229 03:06:28,260 --> 03:06:28,900 Bring them to justice. 3230 03:06:29,840 --> 03:06:30,860 We're smoking them out. 3231 03:06:31,400 --> 03:06:32,120 They're running. 3232 03:06:32,960 --> 03:06:34,200 And now we're going to bring them to justice. 3233 03:06:35,280 --> 03:06:38,280 I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective. 3234 03:06:39,600 --> 03:06:41,120 And that's exactly what we're going to do. 3235 03:06:41,240 --> 03:06:42,740 The American people must understand. 3236 03:06:46,120 --> 03:06:48,860 And Douglas Costa comes on for Paqueta. 3237 03:06:51,180 --> 03:06:54,540 It's USA's game to lose here in the World Cup Final. 3238 03:06:55,240 --> 03:06:56,020 Tyler Thompson. 3239 03:06:56,400 --> 03:06:57,120 Out to Newgate. 3240 03:06:57,380 --> 03:06:57,820 Newgate. 3241 03:06:58,660 --> 03:06:59,900 Kumas is making a run. 3242 03:07:00,200 --> 03:07:01,140 He ain't got no speed. 3243 03:07:01,700 --> 03:07:02,960 Lays it back to Sammy Bird. 3244 03:07:03,400 --> 03:07:04,120 Sammy Bird. 3245 03:07:04,360 --> 03:07:05,060 To Kumas. 3246 03:07:05,660 --> 03:07:06,240 Kumas. 3247 03:07:06,420 --> 03:07:06,960 To Newgate. 3248 03:07:07,580 --> 03:07:08,660 Tried to find Twizzler. 3249 03:07:08,780 --> 03:07:10,840 There's just too much. 3250 03:07:11,100 --> 03:07:13,440 There's too much going on here at the moment. 3251 03:07:17,440 --> 03:07:18,560 You got a son. 3252 03:07:18,760 --> 03:07:19,400 Where is he? 3253 03:07:19,680 --> 03:07:21,240 We got warrants for these Brazilians. 3254 03:07:22,820 --> 03:07:25,380 I tell you, they make some good coffee down in Brazil. 3255 03:07:27,880 --> 03:07:31,300 Lovely takedown from Bobby Twizzler on the wing here. 3256 03:07:31,720 --> 03:07:33,260 And he's moving in on goal. 3257 03:07:33,900 --> 03:07:34,840 Back to Newgate. 3258 03:07:35,100 --> 03:07:35,900 Nearly an own goal. 3259 03:07:36,720 --> 03:07:37,640 Newgate for two. 3260 03:07:38,500 --> 03:07:39,100 Kumas. 3261 03:07:40,700 --> 03:07:41,740 Come on, Kumas. 3262 03:07:41,780 --> 03:07:43,480 You need to get those goals, baby. 3263 03:07:48,200 --> 03:07:50,380 Apologies for the language there, guys. 3264 03:07:50,380 --> 03:07:52,160 An outside from Newgate. 3265 03:08:03,660 --> 03:08:05,340 Substitution coming on right now. 3266 03:08:05,420 --> 03:08:08,100 74 minutes for Brazil. 3267 03:08:09,660 --> 03:08:11,480 We don't know who it is. 3268 03:08:15,140 --> 03:08:16,400 Shamrock needs to be on here. 3269 03:08:16,460 --> 03:08:17,060 What's going on here? 3270 03:08:17,160 --> 03:08:18,340 Get that ball away. 3271 03:08:19,640 --> 03:08:21,860 Blast baller here from the States. 3272 03:08:23,940 --> 03:08:26,620 We can see Frank Shamrock on the touchline. 3273 03:08:27,160 --> 03:08:28,100 Ready to make a touch. 3274 03:08:28,220 --> 03:08:31,120 Come on and score a touchdown if we can get him on here. 3275 03:08:31,500 --> 03:08:31,820 Newgate. 3276 03:08:32,240 --> 03:08:33,520 Build-up play here is nice. 3277 03:08:34,100 --> 03:08:35,140 Loses the ball, Newgate. 3278 03:08:35,560 --> 03:08:38,520 That's a long ball mechanics scenario here. 3279 03:08:38,820 --> 03:08:40,760 Cruise missile deluxe from the Brazilians. 3280 03:08:41,560 --> 03:08:44,020 But they have not got a Navy worth singing about. 3281 03:08:45,680 --> 03:08:48,180 Nuclear-equipped walking battle tank. 3282 03:08:48,380 --> 03:08:49,120 Metal Gear Ray. 3283 03:08:49,320 --> 03:08:52,220 Tyler Thompson coming in strong and hard and fast. 3284 03:08:52,320 --> 03:08:53,180 It's Tyler Thompson. 3285 03:08:53,580 --> 03:08:54,380 Tyler Thompson. 3286 03:08:54,860 --> 03:08:55,080 Oh. 3287 03:08:56,360 --> 03:08:57,400 So close. 3288 03:08:58,200 --> 03:09:00,380 What a shame from Tyler Thompson. 3289 03:09:02,060 --> 03:09:03,000 Trying to do it. 3290 03:09:03,060 --> 03:09:03,880 George Weah. 3291 03:09:03,880 --> 03:09:07,840 And go all the way. 3292 03:09:07,840 --> 03:09:10,820 You're looking at 25 to life for the donations of Dane. 3293 03:09:11,000 --> 03:09:11,460 Hey, Ted. 3294 03:09:11,560 --> 03:09:12,860 Thanks so much, baby. 3295 03:09:14,300 --> 03:09:19,760 Ted says, I had five large on a Newgate World Cup final super strike extraordinaire. 3296 03:09:20,260 --> 03:09:21,860 The Bud Light is on me. 3297 03:09:22,760 --> 03:09:25,740 Make sure you bring that pack of Bud out to the parking lot after. 3298 03:09:26,380 --> 03:09:30,860 The tailgate party is going to be a tailgate to end all tailgates. 3299 03:09:31,540 --> 03:09:33,260 Frank Shamrock is on the pitch. 3300 03:09:33,260 --> 03:09:34,700 Can he do it for the States? 3301 03:09:34,700 --> 03:09:36,420 Can he put us into the promised land? 3302 03:09:36,420 --> 03:09:36,420 Can he put us into the promised land? 3303 03:09:36,420 --> 03:09:36,440 Can he put us into the promised land? 3304 03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:36,440 Can he put us into the promised land? 3305 03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:36,440 Can he put us into the promised land? 3306 03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:38,320 With a beautiful margin. 3307 03:09:38,540 --> 03:09:39,380 Beautiful ball! 3308 03:09:40,380 --> 03:09:43,540 Thank God it's in the promised land. 3309 03:09:43,540 --> 03:09:43,540 Thank God it's outside. 3310 03:09:43,540 --> 03:09:49,060 Because the Bobby Blaster was about to dispatch a usual Liverpool United strike. 3311 03:09:55,540 --> 03:10:01,160 Dick Bush dispatched his balloon into the nether regions of the Brazilian dream. 3312 03:10:01,980 --> 03:10:04,140 Out to Obesemi Tabram. 3313 03:10:04,240 --> 03:10:04,900 Takes a touch. 3314 03:10:05,000 --> 03:10:05,600 Takes it in. 3315 03:10:05,700 --> 03:10:06,520 Frank Shamrock. 3316 03:10:06,700 --> 03:10:08,620 Frank Shamrock with the strike. 3317 03:10:08,700 --> 03:10:11,800 And a beautiful save from Alison Becker's palm. 3318 03:10:14,200 --> 03:10:15,200 Dr. Becker. 3319 03:10:15,200 --> 03:10:15,260 Dr. Becker. 3320 03:10:19,860 --> 03:10:20,640 Watch out. 3321 03:10:20,720 --> 03:10:21,920 These guys are dangerous. 3322 03:10:24,080 --> 03:10:24,440 Fabinho. 3323 03:10:24,840 --> 03:10:25,500 Into the middle. 3324 03:10:25,780 --> 03:10:26,760 Oh, it's a great strike. 3325 03:10:27,160 --> 03:10:31,100 Sammy Bird collects U.S. hearts and mouths. 3326 03:10:31,640 --> 03:10:34,000 And it goes out here and Koumás can't get to it. 3327 03:10:34,040 --> 03:10:35,220 He's too goosed. 3328 03:10:37,080 --> 03:10:37,920 Can we do it? 3329 03:10:38,360 --> 03:10:39,540 The World Cup trophy. 3330 03:10:40,040 --> 03:10:43,640 Only two minutes away from American hands. 3331 03:10:44,300 --> 03:10:45,040 Koukou Koukou. 3332 03:10:45,760 --> 03:10:46,740 Into the middle disc. 3333 03:10:48,080 --> 03:10:49,240 Can we hold on? 3334 03:10:49,600 --> 03:10:50,780 Have we got what it takes? 3335 03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:51,880 Can we do it? 3336 03:10:52,440 --> 03:10:53,400 Brazil are attacking. 3337 03:10:53,960 --> 03:10:54,940 Brazil are attacking. 3338 03:10:55,480 --> 03:10:56,440 Robby Firmino. 3339 03:10:56,440 --> 03:10:56,740 Oh! 3340 03:10:56,740 --> 03:11:19,400 And just when you didn't want it to happen, it happened. 3341 03:11:20,400 --> 03:11:25,980 Brazil have gone and equalized in the World Cup final. 3342 03:11:25,980 --> 03:11:29,920 93 minutes on the clock. 3343 03:11:30,900 --> 03:11:40,280 The Liverpool United superstar, Roberto Firmino, has just put Brazilian dreams back into gear. 3344 03:11:47,140 --> 03:11:47,740 Congratulations. 3345 03:11:47,940 --> 03:11:48,660 You got it, son. 3346 03:11:48,760 --> 03:11:51,660 But that just is not going to do for us right now. 3347 03:11:52,400 --> 03:11:54,440 We're going to have to round up these guys. 3348 03:11:55,180 --> 03:11:58,240 I don't care how many roundhouses you do, Bobby. 3349 03:12:00,100 --> 03:12:01,600 You're going away to Rikers. 3350 03:12:03,840 --> 03:12:05,060 USA, kick off. 3351 03:12:05,620 --> 03:12:06,460 And that's it. 3352 03:12:06,540 --> 03:12:08,060 We're going to Extra Time. 3353 03:12:14,100 --> 03:12:17,140 In association with shit mobile games. 3354 03:12:17,140 --> 03:12:19,160 Do not adjust your smartphone. 3355 03:12:19,160 --> 03:12:25,400 This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone. 3356 03:12:25,500 --> 03:12:26,380 No build times. 3357 03:12:26,500 --> 03:12:27,040 Yes, repeat. 3358 03:12:27,160 --> 03:12:28,060 No build times. 3359 03:12:28,520 --> 03:12:30,060 Scan the skies with a plane. 3360 03:12:30,300 --> 03:12:31,260 You are a war criminal. 3361 03:12:31,500 --> 03:12:33,000 And you are the best at what you do. 3362 03:12:33,120 --> 03:12:34,160 Direct unit control. 3363 03:12:34,360 --> 03:12:34,620 Repeat. 3364 03:12:34,720 --> 03:12:35,780 Direct unit control. 3365 03:12:36,000 --> 03:12:36,740 Amazing stuff. 3366 03:12:39,940 --> 03:12:46,560 Well, if you've just joined us, you've reached us at a very, very exciting moment. 3367 03:12:46,560 --> 03:12:48,060 The World Cup Final. 3368 03:12:48,260 --> 03:12:49,040 Extra Time. 3369 03:12:49,800 --> 03:12:54,600 Roberto Firmino has just put the Brazilians into a lifeline position. 3370 03:12:55,460 --> 03:12:56,940 Frank Shamrock to Kumas. 3371 03:12:57,460 --> 03:12:59,000 Kumas to Shamrock. 3372 03:12:59,280 --> 03:12:59,740 Collecks. 3373 03:13:00,040 --> 03:13:00,940 Back to Kumas. 3374 03:13:01,260 --> 03:13:01,880 Kumas! 3375 03:13:03,100 --> 03:13:03,660 Deflection. 3376 03:13:04,020 --> 03:13:05,320 And now for a corner ball. 3377 03:13:16,240 --> 03:13:21,920 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch, Newgate. 3378 03:13:23,780 --> 03:13:24,600 Five large. 3379 03:13:24,720 --> 03:13:26,300 Thanks very much there, Mullingar. 3380 03:13:26,400 --> 03:13:27,420 Boys are after you. 3381 03:13:27,500 --> 03:13:28,480 Thank you so much. 3382 03:13:32,680 --> 03:13:33,740 Hold on to your seats. 3383 03:13:33,860 --> 03:13:34,360 Buckle up. 3384 03:13:34,400 --> 03:13:35,600 It's going to be a bumpy ride. 3385 03:13:35,900 --> 03:13:37,060 Jimmy Rustler now. 3386 03:13:38,260 --> 03:13:39,220 Dispatches Balloon. 3387 03:13:39,860 --> 03:13:40,480 Into the middle. 3388 03:13:41,000 --> 03:13:41,440 Heads go up. 3389 03:13:41,480 --> 03:13:42,820 Deontay Bailey for the head. 3390 03:13:43,200 --> 03:13:44,740 Allison Becker with the fist. 3391 03:13:45,900 --> 03:13:47,000 Philippe Luis. 3392 03:13:47,460 --> 03:13:49,080 Trying to get a hold of this ball. 3393 03:13:50,360 --> 03:13:52,020 But he puts it out for a throw ball. 3394 03:13:52,780 --> 03:13:53,520 To the States. 3395 03:13:54,260 --> 03:13:55,120 Sammy Bird. 3396 03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:57,420 Sammy Bird. 3397 03:13:58,040 --> 03:13:59,040 With a long ranger. 3398 03:13:59,880 --> 03:14:02,140 That's not going to trouble Allison Becker whatsoever. 3399 03:14:02,460 --> 03:14:05,100 Who boots the ball out into the central disc unit. 3400 03:14:05,600 --> 03:14:06,680 And now Thiago Silver. 3401 03:14:08,100 --> 03:14:08,620 Dispossessed. 3402 03:14:09,360 --> 03:14:09,880 Shamrock. 3403 03:14:10,340 --> 03:14:10,860 Shamrock. 3404 03:14:11,120 --> 03:14:12,160 To Jimmy Twizzler. 3405 03:14:12,440 --> 03:14:13,820 Jimmy Twizzler over the top. 3406 03:14:14,420 --> 03:14:15,880 Jimmy Rustler trying to get to it. 3407 03:14:15,880 --> 03:14:18,500 Bobby Twizzler. 3408 03:14:18,600 --> 03:14:20,420 Get your facts right here. 3409 03:14:20,900 --> 03:14:22,200 Beg your pardon Bobby Twizzler. 3410 03:14:23,580 --> 03:14:24,480 Dangerous ball here. 3411 03:14:24,820 --> 03:14:25,980 Dangerous games being played. 3412 03:14:26,600 --> 03:14:27,780 Chad Valley collects. 3413 03:14:28,860 --> 03:14:29,520 Chad Valley. 3414 03:14:29,760 --> 03:14:31,080 Puts it up to Frank Shamrock. 3415 03:14:31,940 --> 03:14:32,420 Shamrock. 3416 03:14:32,520 --> 03:14:32,800 Twist. 3417 03:14:32,900 --> 03:14:33,220 Turns. 3418 03:14:33,340 --> 03:14:34,300 He's got time and space. 3419 03:14:34,380 --> 03:14:35,180 He wins the foul. 3420 03:14:35,420 --> 03:14:36,600 Referee says no ball. 3421 03:14:37,100 --> 03:14:38,020 That's got out to Obesimi. 3422 03:14:38,140 --> 03:14:38,580 Tabram. 3423 03:14:39,100 --> 03:14:39,540 Tabram. 3424 03:14:39,760 --> 03:14:40,140 Chips it. 3425 03:14:40,500 --> 03:14:44,900 Tries to get that chipper into the middle. 3426 03:14:45,000 --> 03:14:45,640 Didn't work out. 3427 03:14:45,640 --> 03:14:47,200 Bounces off a Brazilian butt. 3428 03:14:47,880 --> 03:14:49,020 Out to the Bobby Blaster. 3429 03:14:49,380 --> 03:14:50,100 Bobby Blaster. 3430 03:14:50,220 --> 03:14:50,880 Over the top. 3431 03:14:51,100 --> 03:14:52,180 Tries to find Everton. 3432 03:14:54,980 --> 03:14:55,620 Everton. 3433 03:14:55,780 --> 03:14:56,260 Into the middle. 3434 03:14:56,440 --> 03:14:57,600 Douglas Costa with a shot. 3435 03:14:59,600 --> 03:15:01,060 Come on USC. 3436 03:15:01,260 --> 03:15:02,640 Get this balloon out. 3437 03:15:03,760 --> 03:15:04,560 You got a son. 3438 03:15:05,980 --> 03:15:06,580 Kumas. 3439 03:15:08,320 --> 03:15:09,880 Out to Shamrock. 3440 03:15:10,000 --> 03:15:12,040 Right down the far flank side. 3441 03:15:12,180 --> 03:15:12,820 Shamrock. 3442 03:15:13,320 --> 03:15:14,600 Beautiful challenge. 3443 03:15:15,220 --> 03:15:16,640 By the Brazilian defender. 3444 03:15:18,080 --> 03:15:19,120 Half time. 3445 03:15:19,300 --> 03:15:20,220 Extra time. 3446 03:15:20,340 --> 03:15:21,460 Coming right up. 3447 03:15:21,680 --> 03:15:22,640 Don't go away. 3448 03:15:22,800 --> 03:15:25,760 In association with shit mobile games. 3449 03:15:25,900 --> 03:15:26,560 Download them now. 3450 03:15:26,560 --> 03:15:29,220 So we're looking at Plague Inc. today. 3451 03:15:29,360 --> 03:15:35,680 Now this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone. 3452 03:15:35,920 --> 03:15:37,280 It's available on Android. 3453 03:15:37,620 --> 03:15:40,940 It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user. 3454 03:15:41,520 --> 03:15:45,160 And I gotta say I played this all night last night. 3455 03:15:45,280 --> 03:15:46,300 And it's like coronavirus. 3456 03:15:46,720 --> 03:15:48,800 You can make your own new virus. 3457 03:15:49,320 --> 03:15:51,640 And spread around on the globe on your phone. 3458 03:15:54,880 --> 03:15:55,900 Second half. 3459 03:15:56,820 --> 03:15:57,900 Of extra time. 3460 03:15:59,340 --> 03:15:59,900 Overtime. 3461 03:16:00,640 --> 03:16:02,180 We're in the fifth quarter here. 3462 03:16:02,180 --> 03:16:05,400 And it looks like Brazil are trying to make amends. 3463 03:16:07,580 --> 03:16:08,740 Deontay Bayleaf. 3464 03:16:09,620 --> 03:16:10,740 Deontay Bayleaf. 3465 03:16:11,240 --> 03:16:12,800 Plowing down the pitch. 3466 03:16:13,740 --> 03:16:15,200 This is opening up for the States. 3467 03:16:15,720 --> 03:16:16,460 Can this be it? 3468 03:16:16,820 --> 03:16:18,500 Can this be it for the American dream? 3469 03:16:18,840 --> 03:16:19,640 Tyler Thompson. 3470 03:16:25,180 --> 03:16:26,220 Deontay Bayleaf. 3471 03:16:27,840 --> 03:16:28,440 Shamrock. 3472 03:16:29,260 --> 03:16:29,640 Fuck. 3473 03:16:30,960 --> 03:16:31,760 Come on. 3474 03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:34,820 We ain't good all day here. 3475 03:16:36,180 --> 03:16:37,220 Frank Shamrock. 3476 03:16:37,660 --> 03:16:38,560 Frank Shamrock. 3477 03:16:39,040 --> 03:16:39,980 Frank Shamrock. 3478 03:16:39,980 --> 03:16:40,320 Oh! 3479 03:16:45,600 --> 03:16:46,180 Yeah! 3480 03:16:47,380 --> 03:16:48,320 Come on! 3481 03:16:50,800 --> 03:16:51,700 All right. 3482 03:16:52,220 --> 03:16:52,480 Woo! 3483 03:16:52,480 --> 03:16:52,540 Woo! 3484 03:16:53,300 --> 03:16:59,400 Cause trans like us, definitely were born for love. 3485 03:17:02,620 --> 03:17:03,720 Yes, sir. 3486 03:17:05,180 --> 03:17:09,760 Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! 3487 03:17:11,160 --> 03:17:11,920 Yeah! 3488 03:17:13,360 --> 03:17:14,940 And with an amazing piece of play, 3489 03:17:15,220 --> 03:17:18,580 certainly the most unusual goal we've ever seen. 3490 03:17:19,320 --> 03:17:22,440 It came off of Felipe Luis's ass. 3491 03:17:22,440 --> 03:17:24,340 And that's how we do. 3492 03:17:25,620 --> 03:17:26,680 That is how we do. 3493 03:17:26,960 --> 03:17:28,000 Frank Shamrock. 3494 03:17:28,940 --> 03:17:31,220 Right off your Brazilian ass. 3495 03:17:31,660 --> 03:17:32,580 Into your goal. 3496 03:17:33,140 --> 03:17:34,160 Alison Becker. 3497 03:17:34,820 --> 03:17:35,380 Fabinho. 3498 03:17:35,920 --> 03:17:37,120 Bobby Firmino. 3499 03:17:37,820 --> 03:17:41,040 You boys just took it right off your own ass. 3500 03:17:44,560 --> 03:17:48,380 I don't care how much good coffee beans you make down there in Brazil. 3501 03:17:51,760 --> 03:17:52,840 Can we hold on? 3502 03:17:52,900 --> 03:17:54,600 The U.S. gotta hold on right now. 3503 03:17:54,700 --> 03:17:58,280 Deone Bailey, the World Cup trophy ball, is coming back. 3504 03:17:58,320 --> 03:17:59,100 If we can hold on. 3505 03:17:59,160 --> 03:18:00,680 The Brazilians are coming hard. 3506 03:18:01,480 --> 03:18:03,200 The Brazilians are coming hard. 3507 03:18:04,040 --> 03:18:05,480 Shamrock is on the balloon. 3508 03:18:05,980 --> 03:18:08,660 Shamrock over the top to Bobby Twizzler. 3509 03:18:09,180 --> 03:18:10,000 Bobby Twizzler. 3510 03:18:10,980 --> 03:18:11,960 Bobby Twizzler. 3511 03:18:12,920 --> 03:18:13,580 He's got it. 3512 03:18:14,180 --> 03:18:15,020 Into Shamrock. 3513 03:18:15,540 --> 03:18:16,040 Shamrock. 3514 03:18:16,040 --> 03:18:16,100 Shamrock. 3515 03:18:18,940 --> 03:18:20,040 Shamrock. 3516 03:18:20,040 --> 03:18:24,240 Throw ball here to the States. 3517 03:18:25,200 --> 03:18:25,880 What can they do? 3518 03:18:25,940 --> 03:18:27,920 Can they put it beyond any doubt? 3519 03:18:28,040 --> 03:18:29,360 Beyond reasonable doubt. 3520 03:18:29,620 --> 03:18:30,300 Sammy Bird. 3521 03:18:31,260 --> 03:18:32,380 Out to Kumas. 3522 03:18:32,920 --> 03:18:34,820 Sammy Bird is taken down. 3523 03:18:36,560 --> 03:18:37,600 Out to Bayleaf. 3524 03:18:38,060 --> 03:18:38,560 Bayleaf. 3525 03:18:38,880 --> 03:18:39,800 Tried to find Kumas. 3526 03:18:39,840 --> 03:18:40,580 Doesn't work out. 3527 03:18:43,200 --> 03:18:43,680 That's it. 3528 03:18:43,680 --> 03:18:44,960 We won the World Cup, baby. 3529 03:18:45,080 --> 03:18:45,680 Come on. 3530 03:18:48,160 --> 03:18:49,060 We've done it. 3531 03:18:49,640 --> 03:18:50,460 We've done it. 3532 03:18:52,260 --> 03:18:53,160 We won. 3533 03:18:57,480 --> 03:18:58,000 Yeah. 3534 03:18:58,740 --> 03:18:59,700 Remember this. 3535 03:19:01,160 --> 03:19:02,420 We are the champions. 3536 03:19:03,740 --> 03:19:05,000 We are the champions. 3537 03:19:07,480 --> 03:19:08,300 All right. 3538 03:19:10,200 --> 03:19:11,100 Come on. 3539 03:19:11,100 --> 03:19:11,100 Come on. 3540 03:19:13,320 --> 03:19:15,860 We are the champions. 3541 03:19:16,640 --> 03:19:18,000 My friends. 3542 03:19:18,340 --> 03:19:19,260 All right. 3543 03:19:19,800 --> 03:19:23,420 And we'll keep on fighting. 3544 03:19:24,100 --> 03:19:25,840 Till the end. 3545 03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:31,320 We are the champions. 3546 03:19:31,320 --> 03:19:35,000 dedicated to everyone who supported us, 3547 03:19:36,000 --> 03:19:39,600 who believed, who dared to dream. 3548 03:19:40,740 --> 03:19:43,980 Donald Trump, thank you for watching. 3549 03:19:43,980 --> 03:19:48,140 It's been an incredible piece of soccer world action. 3550 03:19:51,120 --> 03:19:55,320 USA, USA, USA. 3551 03:19:55,320 --> 03:19:56,320 USA. 3552 03:19:56,320 --> 03:20:03,320 USA. 3553 03:20:03,320 --> 03:20:12,740 There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. 3554 03:20:13,540 --> 03:20:15,480 We also know there are known unknowns. 3555 03:20:15,480 --> 03:20:18,460 That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. 3556 03:20:19,180 --> 03:20:21,600 But there are also unknown unknowns. 3557 03:20:21,880 --> 03:20:23,680 The ones we don't know, we don't know. 3558 03:20:24,380 --> 03:20:26,700 Excuse me, but is this an unknown unknown? 3559 03:20:28,320 --> 03:20:28,920 I'm not. 3560 03:20:29,000 --> 03:20:30,440 Several unknowns, and I'm just wondering. 3561 03:20:30,440 --> 03:20:32,640 I'm not going to say which it is. 3562 03:20:33,120 --> 03:20:36,400 But it's been no bed of roses. 3563 03:20:38,420 --> 03:20:40,300 No pleasure cruel. 3564 03:20:41,880 --> 03:20:45,720 I consider it a challenge before all of you are raised. 3565 03:20:46,120 --> 03:20:48,000 These allegations are. 3566 03:20:50,200 --> 03:20:54,760 I did not have sexual relations with that woman, 3567 03:20:55,760 --> 03:20:56,280 Miss Lewinsky. 3568 03:20:56,900 --> 03:20:58,540 I never told anybody. 3569 03:21:01,320 --> 03:21:05,780 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3570 03:21:06,620 --> 03:21:07,340 Miss Lewinsky. 3571 03:21:07,340 --> 03:21:10,280 I never told anybody to lie. 3572 03:21:10,640 --> 03:21:11,820 Not a single time. 3573 03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:12,340 Never. 3574 03:21:13,240 --> 03:21:15,220 These allegations are false. 3575 03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:17,000 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3576 03:21:17,000 --> 03:21:17,220 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3577 03:21:17,220 --> 03:21:21,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3578 03:21:21,300 --> 03:21:21,600 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3579 03:21:21,600 --> 03:21:22,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3580 03:21:22,300 --> 03:21:22,800 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3581 03:21:22,800 --> 03:21:23,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3582 03:21:23,300 --> 03:21:24,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3583 03:21:24,300 --> 03:21:25,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3584 03:21:25,300 --> 03:21:26,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3585 03:21:26,300 --> 03:21:27,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3586 03:21:27,300 --> 03:21:28,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3587 03:21:28,300 --> 03:21:29,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3588 03:21:29,300 --> 03:21:30,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3589 03:21:30,300 --> 03:21:31,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3590 03:21:31,300 --> 03:21:32,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3591 03:21:32,300 --> 03:21:33,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3592 03:21:33,300 --> 03:21:34,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3593 03:21:34,300 --> 03:21:35,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3594 03:21:35,300 --> 03:21:36,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3595 03:21:36,300 --> 03:21:37,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3596 03:21:37,300 --> 03:21:38,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3597 03:21:38,300 --> 03:21:39,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3598 03:21:39,300 --> 03:21:40,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3599 03:21:40,300 --> 03:21:41,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3600 03:21:41,300 --> 03:21:42,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3601 03:21:42,300 --> 03:21:43,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3602 03:21:43,300 --> 03:21:44,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3603 03:21:44,300 --> 03:21:45,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3604 03:21:45,300 --> 03:21:46,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3605 03:21:46,300 --> 03:21:47,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3606 03:21:47,300 --> 03:21:48,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3607 03:21:48,300 --> 03:21:49,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3608 03:21:49,300 --> 03:21:50,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3609 03:21:50,300 --> 03:21:51,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3610 03:21:51,300 --> 03:21:52,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3611 03:21:52,300 --> 03:21:53,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3612 03:21:53,300 --> 03:21:54,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3613 03:21:54,300 --> 03:21:55,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3614 03:21:55,300 --> 03:21:56,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3615 03:21:56,300 --> 03:21:57,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3616 03:21:57,300 --> 03:21:58,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3617 03:21:58,300 --> 03:21:59,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3618 03:21:59,300 --> 03:22:00,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3619 03:22:00,300 --> 03:22:01,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3620 03:22:01,300 --> 03:22:02,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3621 03:22:02,300 --> 03:22:03,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3622 03:22:03,300 --> 03:22:04,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3623 03:22:04,300 --> 03:22:05,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3624 03:22:05,300 --> 03:22:06,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3625 03:22:06,300 --> 03:22:07,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3626 03:22:07,300 --> 03:22:08,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3627 03:22:08,300 --> 03:22:09,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3628 03:22:09,300 --> 03:22:10,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3629 03:22:10,300 --> 03:22:11,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3630 03:22:11,300 --> 03:22:12,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3631 03:22:12,300 --> 03:22:13,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3632 03:22:13,300 --> 03:22:14,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3633 03:22:14,300 --> 03:22:15,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3634 03:22:15,300 --> 03:22:16,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3635 03:22:16,300 --> 03:22:17,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3636 03:22:17,300 --> 03:22:18,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3637 03:22:18,300 --> 03:22:19,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3638 03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:20,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3639 03:22:20,300 --> 03:22:21,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3640 03:22:21,300 --> 03:22:22,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3641 03:22:22,300 --> 03:22:23,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3642 03:22:23,300 --> 03:22:24,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3643 03:22:24,300 --> 03:22:25,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3644 03:22:25,300 --> 03:22:26,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3645 03:22:26,300 --> 03:22:27,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3646 03:22:27,300 --> 03:22:28,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3647 03:22:28,300 --> 03:22:29,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3648 03:22:29,300 --> 03:22:30,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3649 03:22:30,300 --> 03:22:31,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3650 03:22:31,300 --> 03:22:32,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3651 03:22:32,300 --> 03:22:33,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3652 03:22:33,300 --> 03:22:34,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3653 03:22:34,300 --> 03:22:35,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3654 03:22:35,300 --> 03:22:36,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3655 03:22:36,300 --> 03:22:37,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3656 03:22:37,300 --> 03:22:38,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3657 03:22:38,300 --> 03:22:39,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3658 03:22:39,300 --> 03:22:40,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3659 03:22:40,300 --> 03:22:41,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3660 03:22:41,300 --> 03:22:42,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3661 03:22:42,300 --> 03:22:43,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3662 03:22:43,300 --> 03:22:44,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3663 03:22:44,300 --> 03:22:45,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3664 03:22:45,300 --> 03:22:46,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3665 03:22:46,300 --> 03:22:47,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3666 03:22:47,300 --> 03:22:48,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3667 03:22:48,300 --> 03:22:49,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3668 03:22:49,300 --> 03:22:50,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3669 03:22:50,300 --> 03:22:51,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3670 03:22:51,300 --> 03:22:52,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3671 03:22:52,300 --> 03:22:53,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3672 03:22:53,300 --> 03:22:54,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3673 03:22:54,300 --> 03:22:55,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3674 03:22:55,300 --> 03:22:56,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3675 03:22:56,300 --> 03:22:57,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3676 03:22:57,300 --> 03:22:58,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3677 03:22:58,300 --> 03:22:59,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3678 03:22:59,300 --> 03:23:00,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3679 03:23:00,300 --> 03:23:01,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3680 03:23:01,300 --> 03:23:02,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3681 03:23:02,300 --> 03:23:03,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3682 03:23:03,300 --> 03:23:04,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3683 03:23:04,300 --> 03:23:05,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3684 03:23:05,300 --> 03:23:06,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3685 03:23:06,300 --> 03:23:07,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3686 03:23:07,300 --> 03:23:08,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3687 03:23:08,300 --> 03:23:09,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3688 03:23:09,300 --> 03:23:10,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3689 03:23:10,300 --> 03:23:11,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3690 03:23:11,300 --> 03:23:12,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3691 03:23:12,300 --> 03:23:13,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3692 03:23:13,300 --> 03:23:14,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3693 03:23:14,300 --> 03:23:15,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3694 03:23:15,300 --> 03:23:16,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3695 03:23:16,300 --> 03:23:17,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3696 03:23:17,300 --> 03:23:18,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3697 03:23:18,300 --> 03:23:19,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3698 03:23:19,300 --> 03:23:20,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3699 03:23:20,300 --> 03:23:21,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3700 03:23:21,300 --> 03:23:22,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3701 03:23:22,300 --> 03:23:24,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3702 03:23:24,300 --> 03:23:25,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3703 03:23:25,300 --> 03:23:26,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3704 03:23:26,300 --> 03:23:27,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3705 03:23:27,300 --> 03:23:28,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3706 03:23:28,300 --> 03:23:29,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3707 03:23:29,300 --> 03:23:30,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3708 03:23:30,300 --> 03:23:31,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3709 03:23:31,300 --> 03:23:32,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3710 03:23:32,300 --> 03:23:33,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3711 03:23:33,300 --> 03:23:34,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3712 03:23:34,300 --> 03:23:35,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3713 03:23:35,300 --> 03:23:36,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3714 03:23:36,300 --> 03:23:37,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3715 03:23:37,300 --> 03:23:38,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 3716 03:23:38,300 --> 03:23:39,300 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.