1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 I'm going to go to the next video. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 I'm going to go to the next video. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 I'm going to go to the next video. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:59,920 I'm going to go to the next video. 5 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,520 Well, good, good. 6 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:12,840 Look, this morning when I was leaving the house for work, I went to the car as I always do. 7 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:21,960 Before I got to the car, I could see there was a human shit on the pavement beside the car. 8 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:31,860 I'm going to go to the car. 9 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:41,200 Do you know anything about that? 10 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,040 Because Deirdre said that you might. 11 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:54,540 Deirdre said it was you. 12 00:02:54,540 --> 00:03:00,140 I'm going to go to the car. 13 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:04,140 I'm going to go to the car. 14 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,140 Amen. 15 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,140 Amen. 16 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:07,140 Amen. 17 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,140 Amen. 18 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,140 Amen. 19 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,140 Amen. 20 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,140 Amen. 21 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,140 Amen. 22 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,140 Amen. 23 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:14,140 Amen. 24 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:43,140 *Dramatic music* 25 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:55,140 How far are you willing to go for COVID-19? 26 00:03:55,140 --> 00:04:23,140 *Dramatic music* 27 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:30,140 *Sigh* 28 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,980 They said there's gonna be a second wave, John. 29 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,980 A second wave of COVID-19, John. 30 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,820 A second wave. 31 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,820 A second wave. 32 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,820 A second wave. 33 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,820 A second wave. 34 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,820 A second wave. 35 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:58,820 A second wave. 36 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:24,320 *Sigh* 37 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,320 Look, um... 38 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:33,320 The daily health breathing has just happened there. 39 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:52,320 Houlihan said that masks are going to have to become mandatory for COVID-19. 40 00:05:52,320 --> 00:06:18,320 John. 41 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:25,320 How's it going Budweiser? 42 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,320 Good, good, good, good. 43 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:40,320 Look, I was just off the phone with Deirdre and she said that you're not the biggest fan of Tony Houlihan. 44 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:50,320 What's wrong John? 45 00:06:50,320 --> 00:07:00,320 What's not to like? 46 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:10,320 You're on the wrong side of history John if you don't like Houli. 47 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:20,320 That's all I'll say. 48 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:50,300 Thank you. 49 00:07:50,300 --> 00:08:20,280 Ted, thank you very much, Ted. Look, John, I just got a message here from Ted. It's about COVID-19. The skybase is your name. 50 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:28,940 Humankind's last refuge. We'll meet you there. Cons. 51 00:08:50,260 --> 00:09:18,200 Have you any masks, John? 52 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:29,140 Have you any masks to wear when you're out on public transport? 53 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:39,040 Are you just going to remain the way you've always been? A maskless bastard. 54 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:54,420 Jay Magoo, thank you very much for the tip. I hope you're okay. 55 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:19,700 Beardsman MEP, thank you very much. John, you're going to have to fucking mask up or mask off, buddy. It's mask or get off the pot. 56 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:24,860 Who's that? 57 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:53,500 Great Rain, thank you very much. And Cormac Malloy, thank you very much as well. 58 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,280 Look, I don't know how many masks I'm going to have left by the end of the fucking week, John. 59 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,820 The way things are going. The way COVID's going. 60 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,560 After the week I've had. 61 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:36,300 Ask Marty, thank you very much. 62 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:56,880 What happens? What happens when there are no more masks, John? Did you ever stop to think about that? 63 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,120 Did you? 64 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,040 Well, we'll take that one again, actually. 65 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:10,680 Thanks. 66 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,500 Zurich, thanks. And it's mask or bust, John. Thanks very much. 67 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,080 Cork, thank you very much. 68 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:19,860 That's very kind of you. 69 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:30,480 A consignment of masks has just arrived fresh off the cargo plane from China. 70 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:37,300 Shannon Airport, the aircraft. Only the largest cargo freight plane in the world. Fogging up. 71 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:42,740 The Ananatotov. Or Ananatotov. Ananatotov or something. It's Russian. 72 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,520 You didn't have anything to do with that, John, did you? 73 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:54,020 I mean, it wasn't you who ordered the fucking masks, was it? 74 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:02,600 Nevertheless, I've downloaded the mask. 75 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,740 Jim Carrey film. 76 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,780 Thinking about putting it on. Maybe having a beer. 77 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,560 You want to watch that? It's hilarious. 78 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,300 Thanks very much, smelly Alan Fartridge. Thanks so much. 79 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,440 I'm surprised as you are, John. 80 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,440 This whole COVID shenanigans has got way out of hand. 81 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:51,440 I'm not talking about Nobby Gobbler with the three euro kind-hearted tip there. Thanks so much. 82 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 Let's boom or bust. 83 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:08,560 Mark Dargan. 84 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:08,560 Mark Dargan. 85 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,020 Thanks very much, Mark. 86 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:17,900 Kind-hearted tip. 87 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,120 Mark. 88 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:22,120 Mark. 89 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:26,240 How far? 90 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,440 Are you willing to go? 91 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,080 For COVID-19? 92 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,520 Thanks very much, old Dirty Nelly. Thank you. 93 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,040 Mask wave. 94 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:19,040 Mask wave. 95 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:19,440 Kari. 96 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,480 Job.ie. 97 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,540 Sligo for day. 98 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,360 Thanks so much. 99 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,700 Father, Father Gluten. 100 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,440 Thanks very much. 101 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,100 They're saying there's going to be a second wave. 102 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,140 It's going to hit. 103 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,600 Oh, it's going to hit hard. 104 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,020 I know you don't believe it. 105 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,560 I know you don't believe a word the governments say. 106 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:16,240 But you need to look at the facts, John. 107 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,180 You need to look at the facts the world over. 108 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,960 You washed your hands. 109 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:44,140 You washed your hands, John. 110 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,300 Tell me you fucking washed them. 111 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,280 Hey, Budweiser. 112 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,080 Thanks so much. 113 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,020 Father Gluten, thank you. 114 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,560 Happy birthday to John. 115 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:08,920 Thanks. 116 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,560 Quip, thanks so much. 117 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,560 There's no easy way of saying this, John. 118 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,440 But there's been a turn of events. 119 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,680 And it's time to take stock. 120 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,140 Take stock and reevaluate where we're going. 121 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,680 Thanks very much. 122 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:51,620 Thanks very much. 123 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:56,460 Quip, Dahi, Sandra Joyce, John, and ooh. 124 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,000 Three zeros, ooh, and die. 125 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Thank you very much. 126 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Thank you very much. 127 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Thank you very much. 128 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Please, uh, get on down to your local Zurich broker tomorrow. 129 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000 If not tomorrow, maybe go the day after. 130 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,880 Which would make sense considering it's a business day. 131 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,340 Tomorrow, the Sabbath. 132 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,880 But you know that money never sleeps. 133 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,880 Business never sleeps. 134 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,880 And I don't think you should sleep on that either, guys. 135 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,980 Zurich it up to fuck. 136 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,760 The sooner the better. 137 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:31,300 Johnny Zurich, thanks so much. 138 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,100 Joey Gleason, thanks so much. 139 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:50,920 We've been through a lot of shit, John. 140 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,920 2020. 141 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:58,120 It's been an absolute shit show of a year so far. 142 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:06,660 Just glad that I had you. 143 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,000 When the chips were down. 144 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,660 You know, when I lost. 145 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:17,200 Lost the marriage. 146 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200 Lost the marriage. 147 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,320 COVID was an extra kick in the fucking gut. 148 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,240 Just thanks for being there at a tough time. 149 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,520 Oh shit, oh fuck. 150 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,160 No, it's okay, John, I'll clear it up. 151 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,000 Cheers. 152 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,840 Let's go. 153 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,880 Joey Gleason 101, thank you. 154 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,320 Johnny Zurich, thank you. 155 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,600 Bo Morris, thank you very much. 156 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920 Steve Jennings. 157 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,480 Thank you very much. 158 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,640 See, the thing about you, John, is you never knew 159 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,960 when to take down the mast to have a sip. 160 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,840 That was your problem, not mine. 161 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,520 Right now, I'm dealing with a lot of foam. 162 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,960 Look at the foam, John. 163 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,160 Look at that kind-hearted tip from Steve Jennings, John. 164 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,240 Do you know who he is? 165 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,440 He's a nice guy, John. 166 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,600 Get it into your fucking head. 167 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:02,920 Get it into your fucking head. 168 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 169 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 170 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 171 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 172 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 173 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:28,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 174 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:28,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 175 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 176 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 177 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,600 T, thank you very much for your tip. 178 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,600 T, thank you very much. 179 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600 T, thank you very much. 180 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600 T, thank you very much. 181 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600 T, thanks so much. 182 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,600 T, just thanks for being there, guys. 183 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,600 T, thanks for fucking being there. 184 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,600 T, I don't know where it's going. 185 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,600 John, I don't know where it's fucking going. 186 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600 My guess is as good as yours. 187 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600 Actually, your guess, I mean. 188 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600 Your guess is as good as mine. 189 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:21,600 Thanks very much for the tip, Orlando Anderson. 190 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,600 At the end of the day, 191 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,600 There's not much hope. 192 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,600 There's really not. 193 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:45,600 And, as much as I try to fucking wreck the brain, John, 194 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,600 my head's on my arse. 195 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600 You gotta help me, man. 196 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600 You gotta help me, John. 197 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600 B, B, B. 198 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600 Melons can't tip. 199 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600 Thank you very much. 200 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,600 One man, 19 COVIDs. 201 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,600 Thank you very much. 202 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,600 Juve Loiter. 203 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600 Thank you very much. 204 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:39,600 Look, sorry for bringing the mood down. 205 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600 It's a Saturday night. 206 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,600 All I wanted to do is chill out. 207 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,600 I didn't want any of this. 208 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,600 Introspection. 209 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,600 Retrospection. 210 00:23:50,600 --> 00:24:01,600 Just wanted to sit down, have a few brewskis with my good old buddy John. 211 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,600 But as usual, shit gets in the way. 212 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,600 Shit gets in the way. 213 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,600 Where is COVID-19, John? 214 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,600 Where is it? 215 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,600 Because we know you have it. 216 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:42,600 We know you have it in a fridge or a box or something. 217 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,600 And you're gonna use it if that's what we've been told. 218 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:57,600 Mr. Sir, thank you very much. 219 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600 Steph, thank you very much. 220 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,600 John Forthwall, thank you very much. 221 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,600 Do you really like Lily Allen? 222 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,600 Thank you very much. 223 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,600 And Mercedes Wan. 224 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,600 I'm Mercedes Juan. 225 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:37,580 I'm Mercedes Juan. 226 00:25:37,580 --> 00:26:07,560 I'm Mercedes Juan. 227 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:14,560 I'm Mercedes Juan. 228 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:21,560 John, how you getting on, Brewski? 229 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,560 Good, good, good. 230 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,560 Look, you got a moment. 231 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:30,560 We're thinking about elevating you up to the higher echelons of the company. 232 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,560 Well, we thought you played an absolute blinder last year. 233 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:40,560 All that shit you've done at home on the Zoom meetings during the COVID, pfft, you blew us away. 234 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:55,560 And the CEO said that I should facilitate your streamlining to the top of the company, bud. 235 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,560 You're in the big time now, John. 236 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:13,560 Mike Hunt, thank you very much. Kevin86, thanks very much. 237 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,560 John. 238 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:34,560 We're fucked. 239 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,560 We're fucked. 240 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560 We're fucked. 241 00:27:36,560 --> 00:28:06,540 I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle of the room. 242 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:36,520 I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle of the room. 243 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,520 We're thinking about buying another house. 244 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,520 Kalini. 245 00:28:48,520 --> 00:29:00,520 4.5 million, John. 246 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,520 Crazy money. 247 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,520 Look at the view. 248 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,520 Isn't that fucking sensational? 249 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,520 Isn't that fucking sensational? 250 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:36,520 Imagine walking through that, John. 251 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520 That door there. 252 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,520 Stepping inside that hallway. 253 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:45,520 And climbing those fucking stairs. 254 00:29:45,520 --> 00:30:00,520 Big tripod, thank you very much. 255 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:07,520 Can you imagine climbing those stairs, John? 256 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 Carpet. 257 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 On marble. 258 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:15,520 And drinking sand pell when you get to the top. 259 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,520 We're going to have a sand pell fridge on every floor. 260 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,520 Every room. 261 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,520 Oh, what? 262 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,520 It's not good enough for you. 263 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,520 You've changed. 264 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:31,520 Ever since you were at that sand pell event in Amsterdam. 265 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:38,520 And you got freebie after fucking freebie. 266 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,520 You think that I don't fucking know. 267 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,520 Fair play to you. 268 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,520 Fair play to you. 269 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520 Fair play, actually. 270 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520 That's great. 271 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520 Sand pell on top. 272 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,520 That's fucking, that's a dream. 273 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520 I'm not jealous. 274 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520 Not one bit. 275 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520 Do you know why, John? 276 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520 Take a fucking look at that. 277 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520 That hallway. 278 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000 Fair play actually, that's great. 279 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,180 Sam Pell on top, that's a dream. 280 00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:59,360 I'm not jealous. 281 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,960 Not one bit. 282 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,340 Do you know why, John? 283 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,140 Take a fucking look at that. 284 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,240 That hallway. 285 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,860 Who cares about your fucking free Sam Pell 286 00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:12,980 that you're gonna get? 287 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,280 You don't get to fucking drink it in a hallway like that. 288 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,980 But fair play to you though for doing well 289 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,400 and rising the ranks through the top of the company. 290 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,280 It's been an unprecedented climb. 291 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,420 Maybe a few more years and you'll be able to fucking 292 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:34,720 have a fireplace like this, you fucking animal. 293 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,520 What do you mean? 294 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,700 No, I mean, it was just a joke, John. 295 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,000 It was just a joke. 296 00:31:52,280 --> 00:32:00,560 Tom and Kerry, thank you very much. 297 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,380 Better Call, Michal, thank you very much. 298 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,500 John the Konzo Gobbler, thank you very much. 299 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,900 Bob Odenkirk, Michal Martin, thank you very much. 300 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,900 And big tripod. 301 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:07,900 And big tripod. 302 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:07,900 Thank you. 303 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:22,780 Any bag, thanks so much. 304 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:25,180 Look, I don't want to monopolize your time. 305 00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:28,960 I'm really glad that you turned up. 306 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,460 I want one odds to do my welcome. 307 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:36,240 even though I'm the fucking one welcoming you. 308 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,340 No, no. 309 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:42,120 You made an accusation, so let me defend myself. 310 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:52,680 You see, the two of us, we're similar but we're different in so many ways. 311 00:32:52,680 --> 00:33:07,960 One thing that really piqued my interest, John, was this feature here. 312 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,780 Get a load of that view out the window. 313 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:16,240 Then look at the top of the window there. 314 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,060 You see that? 315 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,060 What is this? 316 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,060 Oh, I don't know. 317 00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:25,060 Maybe we should just scroll on and see if they've done a close-up of that. 318 00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:38,800 Stained glass, John. 319 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:45,620 Stained glass details in the house that we're going to buy. 320 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:56,140 Stained glass, John. 321 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:58,500 Like you get in church. 322 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,640 Spiritual. 323 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,860 So fucking spiritual. 324 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:15,380 Thanks very much, Donnybrook. 325 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:29,380 Onions, thanks so much. 326 00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:33,260 Thanks so much. 327 00:34:33,260 --> 00:35:03,240 Thank you. 328 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:33,220 Thank you. 329 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,220 Thank you. 330 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,220 Thank you. 331 00:35:37,220 --> 00:36:02,220 The second wave. It's coming. We both know that. What is it that you know that we don't? 332 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220 Thank you. 333 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:34,200 Thank you. 334 00:36:34,200 --> 00:37:04,180 Thank you. 335 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,180 Thank you. 336 00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,980 Dr. Luke David Murphy, thank you very much. 337 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,260 Johnny Gooch Fluff, thank you very much. 338 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:23,280 Stained glass class COVID-20, thank you very much. 339 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,940 And Sorrento Road. 340 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,180 So kind of you guys, thanks so much. 341 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:45,840 John. 342 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:45,840 John. 343 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:50,140 You got a moment? 344 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:52,420 Good, look. 345 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,400 It's about the house that we were going by for 4.5 million in Kalini. 346 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,820 We had to look on Daft. 347 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,980 And there's another house. 348 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,340 We don't know whether or not to buy that one. 349 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,260 Instead. 350 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,960 4.6. 351 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,440 It's a big hit, John. 352 00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,880 But it's a hit I'm willing to take. 353 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:37,960 For me. 354 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,740 For my family. 355 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:46,060 And for you. 356 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:04,580 Sarah Schneig, thank you very much for your tip and your unyielding support. 357 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,060 Much appreciated. 358 00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:10,060 Much appreciated. 359 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:10,920 Thank you very much. 360 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,280 Get on to Zurich if you can. 361 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,480 100 in the chat that says, 362 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,160 What's this at all, lads? 363 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:32,140 Question mark. 364 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,480 Followed by an explanation. 365 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,940 Or an exclamation mark. 366 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:38,580 I beg your pardon. 367 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,280 EOD 100 in the chat. 368 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,440 EOD 100 in the chat. 369 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,020 How's it going? 370 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:49,840 Look. 371 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,560 How far? 372 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,160 EOD. 373 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:57,900 Are you willing to go? 374 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,320 For COVID-19. 375 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,220 Sarah Schneig, thank you very much. 376 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,460 Jellybean, thank you very much. 377 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,200 10 spots of Mitzi Turbos, thanks so much. 378 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640 Paul McHale, thanks so much. 379 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,300 Jellybean, thank you very much for that. 380 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,060 10 euro tip. 381 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,160 Even though I said thanks earlier on. 382 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,360 Sorrento Road 2. 383 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,560 10 euro, thanks very much. 384 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,620 We've been live for 44 minutes, John. 385 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,580 It surprised me. 386 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,140 It surprised me. 387 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,220 But did it surprise you? 388 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,620 Because I didn't see you flinch once. 389 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:07,560 so 390 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:13,600 so 391 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:25,580 so 392 00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:43,440 I've been streaming for 45 minutes now 393 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,400 it's an unprecedented 394 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,560 time to stream 395 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,920 and an unprecedented 396 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,580 amount of time to stream, John 397 00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:55,320 what is it you want? 398 00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:00,580 what is it I'm not getting? 399 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,540 is it COVID? 400 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,460 is that what the fuck 401 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:12,500 you've come to do? 402 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,240 Martina Traxu, thanks very much 403 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:39,840 look 404 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,980 I'm glad you're here 405 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,140 for a moment 406 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,980 a brief moment 407 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:49,740 I thought you were gone 408 00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:55,040 but I know I can rely on you, right? 409 00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:04,340 I know you want to see the photographs on daft.ie of the home that we're potentially going to buy 410 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:08,720 instead of the other home that I showed you the photographs of earlier, John 411 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,300 remember the stained glass? 412 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,080 well I do 413 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,460 look at this 414 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:24,600 it's not going to be stained glass we're worrying about missing out on here 415 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,440 it's going to be lovely green grass 416 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:37,260 not stained glass 417 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:41,080 green grass 418 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:48,580 you want this don't you? 419 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,100 you want this life, John 420 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:57,500 this is the life you can't have 421 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:02,220 that's not even a sitting room, John 422 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:05,740 that's a spare sitting room 423 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:14,180 have you ever dined anywhere as fucking decadent as that, John? 424 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:20,500 have you ever dined at all? 425 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,500 *Sigh* 426 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,500 *Bang* 427 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:45,500 Yurti Hearn, thanks. Shug, thank you very much. Horny COVID-19, thanks. Wuhan clan, thanks very much. Tory top crew, thanks. 428 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500 *Sigh* 429 00:44:50,500 --> 00:45:04,500 Look, there's been a serious turn of events. We're turning green. Everyone's turning green. 430 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,500 And I don't know how far it's gonna go, John. 431 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:42,500 *Sigh* 432 00:45:42,500 --> 00:46:10,300 Spiders for Zurich, thanks. Play, thanks. Spare sitting room vase, thank you very much. 49 minutes, Jan. That's how long we've been going. 433 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:39,240 Does it hurt you? As much as it's fucking hurt me. Gug in a cup, thanks so much. What the hell is it that you fucking want? Gug in a cup. 434 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:47,620 What is it that you fucking want? 435 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:12,000 You're too much of a liability now, Aaron McDonald. Zurich are after cancelling your life insurance policy. It's over, Alan. 436 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,820 Aaron, sorry. Called you out. 437 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,240 Let's 9-11 COVID. Thank you very much for your tip. 438 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:45,640 Hi. I'm Connor Williams. Look, we've seen a lot of shit happen over the last few months. But I want to say thanks on behalf of me, Zurich, COVID-19, and the corporate cabal. 439 00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:06,960 Sampell initiation 2020. Thanks very much. Don't read this username out. Thank you very much. And let's 9-11 COVID. Thank you very much. 440 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,700 Diablo 1099. Diablo the devil. 441 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,460 Okay. Thanks very much. 442 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:39,160 Good news, John. Fucking electric news. You want to hear this? This is fucking electric Ireland, John. 443 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:59,580 The second house on DAF.ie. We've just been given it for free. Courtesy. 444 00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:05,220 Of the cabal. 445 00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:31,460 Yeah, we went to see the house. We went to see everything, John. 446 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:40,540 This. Look at this. The sitting room. 447 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:44,420 Side hatch. 448 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:48,140 Second kitchen sitting room. 449 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,420 Look at that kitchen. Look at the island. 450 00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,620 You want to be on that island, John. 451 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:55,620 You want to be on that island, John? 452 00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:14,740 Play your cards right. You can fucking come round my house and cook sausages, rashers, whatever fry material you want. You can come round and you can cook that. On my island. Do you know why? 453 00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,740 Because of the cabal. 454 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:22,740 Because of the cabal. 455 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:22,740 Because of the cabal. 456 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:23,740 Because of the cabal. 457 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,740 Oh, fuck. 458 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,740 Oh, fuck. 459 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:34,740 Fuck. 460 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:35,740 Come on. 461 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,740 Fuck. 462 00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:37,740 Come on. 463 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:38,740 Fuck. 464 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:39,740 Fuck. 465 00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:40,740 Yeah. 466 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:44,740 Another view from another angle. 467 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:47,740 Another view from another angle, John. 468 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:53,740 Look at all this. 469 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,740 You can only dream of this. 470 00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:00,740 You could only dream of this, John. 471 00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:01,740 Amen. 472 00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:03,740 Amen. 473 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,740 Amen. 474 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:07,740 Amen. 475 00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:09,740 Amen. 476 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:11,740 Amen. 477 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:13,740 Amen. 478 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,740 Amen. 479 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,740 Amen. 480 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,740 Amen. 481 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:21,740 Amen. 482 00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,740 Amen. 483 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,740 Amen. 484 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,740 Amen. 485 00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:29,740 Amen. 486 00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,740 Amen. 487 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,740 Amen. 488 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,740 Amen. 489 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,740 Amen. 490 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,740 Amen. 491 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,740 Amen. 492 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,740 Amen. 493 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,740 Amen. 494 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,740 Amen. 495 00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:49,740 Amen. 496 00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:16,740 Hello? 497 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,740 What do you mean I have to take that last bit again? 498 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,740 Do you mean the fucking sound cut out? 499 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:26,740 Where's the sound guy? 500 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,740 You need to sack him. 501 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:33,740 Because I'm not paid to come down to set here 502 00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,740 and be arsed around 503 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,740 after doing a great job. 504 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,740 No, I'll do it. I'll do it. Do you know why? 505 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,740 Because I'm a fucking professional. 506 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:48,740 Which is... 507 00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,740 It's a fraction. 508 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,740 Of as much as I could say about you. 509 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:57,740 You're a joke. 510 00:52:57,740 --> 00:53:00,740 You're a joke of a production company. 511 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:02,740 You're a joke of a director. 512 00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:07,740 You're a joke of a fucking manager, floor manager. 513 00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:11,740 And where's the sound guy? What's the story? 514 00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:22,740 I'll take it from the dungeon, but that's as far as you're gonna get. 515 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:27,740 Cabal dungeon. Chat has... 516 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:30,740 Look, I just wanna ask you, chat. 517 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:39,740 At what moment, at what picture... 518 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:48,740 Did the sound cut out? Did you see the staircase to the Cabal dungeon? 519 00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:57,740 If you did, let me know in the chat. If you didn't, then tell me what slide we lost sound on. 520 00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:00,740 I'm gonna get the sound guy. 521 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:03,740 Cause there's a sound guy. And I'm looking right at him over there. 522 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,740 And he's quaking. 523 00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:13,740 For the shit I'm gonna fucking land on him. 524 00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:24,740 Sand petal green over case. It'll cut just before. 525 00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:25,740 Oh. 526 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:28,740 The white down the stairs. Okay, that's where we're taking. Thanks so much. 527 00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:33,740 We have two minutes left. We have 58 minutes. We need to get this wrapped up, guys. We need to get it wrapped up. 528 00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:35,740 The elders. Thank you very much for your tip. 529 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:36,740 The elders. Thank you very much for your tip. 530 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,740 En suite. Amazon shower. Thanks. 531 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,740 Fix your cracked screen. I don't have a cracked screen. 532 00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,740 Oh, on the phone I do, yeah. 533 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,740 Thanks very much for your tip. 534 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:48,740 Zurich Development Centre. Thanks so much. 535 00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:50,740 Shares and energy. Yeah. Thank you very much. 536 00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:53,740 Any bags going? Thank you very much. 537 00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:56,740 And fuck your tea. Thank you very much. 538 00:54:56,740 --> 00:55:00,740 Please say Craig Brennan gives head for... 539 00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:02,740 Sorry, I won't say the rest. Sorry about that. 540 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:05,740 If you were listening there, sorry about that. 541 00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,740 Didn't mean to say that. 542 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:18,740 Let's get this done, guys. Come on, we need to get this wrapped up, guys. 543 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:26,740 Okay, we've got a few fucking visible, visibly consternated people at the end. 544 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,740 Right there in the chat. Talking about fucking... 545 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:33,740 The bug. We're gonna have to go. 546 00:55:35,740 --> 00:55:36,740 We have no, uh... 547 00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:39,740 We have no, uh, moderators in this chat room. 548 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:50,740 Okay, fuck them. 549 00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:57,740 Okay, right. Last one. Last one. 550 00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:58,740 Last one. Yeah, John. 551 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:00,740 Staircase to fucking heaven. 552 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,740 Fuck. 553 00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:07,740 I'm trying to remember now. 554 00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:09,740 John. How's it going, Budski? 555 00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:24,740 You wanna see some of these sweet, sweet JPEGs that we downloaded from daft.ie? 556 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:27,740 It's the new house that we're potentially gonna buy if we don't go for the first house that I showed you. 557 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:31,740 Do you wanna see the pigs? I've got them all on the phone, John. 558 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:44,740 You'd love that, John. Who wouldn't? 559 00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:49,740 See that staircase, John? You know where that goes? 560 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:59,740 The cabal room. 561 00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:04,740 You can't go down there. 562 00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740 You can't go down there. 563 00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:09,740 A spare bedroom. 564 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:11,740 A wet room. 565 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:13,740 A fucking spare wet room. 566 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,740 It's got mood lighting in it, John. 567 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:29,740 It can go from fucking green, to blue, to purple, to pink. 568 00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:45,420 It's got mood lighting in it John. It can go from fucking green, to blue, to purple, to pink, to red. 569 00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:22,260 It's one hour, one hour. The story will have to, the saga will have to continue another time. Thanks very much. Hob's coming forever. Eddie Jordan's trousers. Thank you very much. Oh fuck your tea. Thanks so much. En suite Amazon shower. Sounds good. The elders. Thank you very much for your kind heart and generous 20 euro tip. Look. Tonight. 570 00:58:25,260 --> 00:58:31,020 I think it's, I think it's time we say goodnight. 571 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:47,340 We'll see you John. We'll see you for the second wave. 572 00:58:47,340 --> 00:59:17,320 Eddie Jordan and 69 thank you very much good night see you 573 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:47,300 later I'll see you later I've been wanting to go for a while I've been thinking about leaving for quite some time there's something that I can't stop 574 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:51,280 thinking about a question 575 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:56,180 how far 576 00:59:56,180 --> 01:00:01,300 are you willing to go 577 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:12,680 For COVID-19. 578 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,800 No fire. 579 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,040 - All right.