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Do you know the way to the bus stop, Snake?

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No. And stay the hell away from me. Stay the hell away from me and my family.

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Okay, Snake.

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Well, well, well. If it isn't the old solid snake in the grasses themselves.

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How are you?

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How is you doing these days, mans?

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It's time to delve into yet another game, which I will start in earnest.

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And then, will I complete it, though?

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Will I fucking, will I get bored and not return to the game?

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Like so many others, like Dead Space.

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Like that last one, Resident Evil Remake.

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Like.

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I don't know, you name them.

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Because I've, I've started them and I haven't finished them.

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Uh, Shenmue, I persevered. I got through it, but it was a heartbreaker.

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Plays Uric Drone.

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It's not a game. It's not a game, Ciaran.

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But it might be.

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If we get some shit hot development devs on the, on the case.

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And create Uric Drone, the video game.

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We could really be in for something amazing there.

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Alan for Cult. Thank you very much for your tip, Alan.

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That came through because that's tipped.

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U-tipped that to Tommy Schlug the other day, but he'd finished the stream.

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So it's coming through now.

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God knows if you're watching.

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But you'll be able to catch it all on the replay anyway.

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Because as you do know, all these, uh, streams are kept up now on the, on the playlist.

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On the channel.

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On the playlists.

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And you go to playlist.

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And, uh, it's there under games.

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And you can see games.

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Was it true that the Viper got scouted to play for Man United, but you, you shaved Alex Ferguson?

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No, I did not.

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I did not.

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That's not true now.

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That's something.

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I don't know where you're getting that out of.

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That's something you've made up or some fucking scary rumor or something.

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I'm the Mog Man, says David.

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Well, that's, that's good news, David.

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And it's great to have you here as well.

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Big welcome to David, the Mog Man.

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I was really wondering whether or not the Mog Man was going to make an appearance.

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Even though I'd never met or heard of the Mog Man ever.

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There he is.

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And there we are.

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And here we are now.

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Malgosia.

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Thank you very much.

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Before you start the game, you should watch this video.

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Says Malgosia.

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It's, it's, if it's a game, it's a video about the game.

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The thing is, I have played this game before, but it was like in 2004 or 2005.

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Way back.

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So it's, uh, I kind of remember how it goes, but I'll still be, it's like playing it for

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the first time in, in a way, Pat.

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In a way.

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Hello, my name is Cucumber.

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Thank you very much.

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Been a while, bud.

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Happy to see you on the best game ever made.

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Thank you very much.

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And I'm going to thank you on behalf of, uh, the game.

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And Hideo Kojima as well, because he's not here, not here to thank himself.

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Or thank you himself.

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Move that camera there.

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Make sure when you go through the jungle to throw a grenade at the crocodile's head for

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a little funny moment.

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Sounds a little bit abusive.

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Animal, animal rights might be onto us then, but I mean, fucking like.

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Do you know what I mean?

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If you live your life by the animal rights book, you'd be fucked.

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Not really.

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I mean, I do like animals and I have a dog and everything.

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Don't fucking, I don't treat him bad like, you know.

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But, uh, in the game, there are animals that you just, they have to fucking go like.

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I, I know they're sentient creatures and they've got a mind and eyes and all that.

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And they're, they're lovely fucking evolutions.

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But the time for their evolution is over.

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It's fucking devolution time.

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Jerry Adams style.

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Peace process.

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John Hume.

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In the jungle.

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The peace process.

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The Good Friday Agreement.

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Devolution.

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Our aim is to devolutionize all the crocodiles in the jungle.

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And give peace a chance.

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We're gonna airdrop Jerry Adams into the jungle tonight.

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Tonight.

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And he's gonna walk away with peace.

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What brand are you wearing?

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Pip Solar Boy.

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Spec Savers.

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That's what I'm wearing.

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Super C.

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Thank you very much.

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This is for putting up the VODs and Tommies in the pub stream.

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Thank you very much.

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Pineapple.

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Thank you very much as well.

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Any, any, uh, haircut plans?

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There's no haircut planned at the moment.

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It really is an injustice.

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It's such a savage injustice, this.

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But I can't really fucking give my head over to anyone at the moment.

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Give my head over to anyone at the moment.

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Because I, I don't fucking want anyone to touch this.

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This is a, it's, it's a progress work.

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It's a concept piece.

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Which I've been working on for quite some time.

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I'm playing MGS series for the first time.

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I'm not.

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I like, look at this for a weird one now.

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Hideous Kinjambo.

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Thank you very much.

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And Doomstar.

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Thank you very much.

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You play the, uh, the game here for the first time.

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And they say, do you, they don't say, do you want to play it easy, normal, hard, extreme?

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They just say, you're playing MGS series for the first time.

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Brinch, look, thanks.

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I like MGS one.

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I like MGS two.

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I like MGS three.

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What does that mean?

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This is MGS three.

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So like, how could you like that?

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If you've only just started playing it for the first time.

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What should I choose here?

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Cause I can't remember what is the right.

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What's the right one to choose.

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I like metal gear solid one and two and three.

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I like all the games.

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So why do they make you choose one of these?

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Also, this is MGS three.

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Why am I playing this one?

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Cause chronologically speaking, this is the first game in the whole series.

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It's set in the 1960s.

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This is a cold war piece.

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Brainslug.

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Thank you very much.

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Brainslug.

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And Armando Wudu.

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Thank you very much.

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Say three.

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Everyone's saying say three.

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So why does it, why does it even ask you this?

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Why does it even, like, does it cut out the, are there cut scenes that I miss if I choose the first?

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Is there, is there elements of the game that I miss if I choose the third?

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What is it?

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Why is it?

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Who is it?

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And why did they do it?

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I'll bet you this is some kind of hideo, hideous Kojima trick.

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And I know there's a lot of people that say hideo Kojima.

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Yeah, he's class, man.

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He invented the wheel.

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He fucking parted the Red Sea.

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He's Jesus's dad.

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He made all the good stuff.

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And that's fucking Kojima for you, man.

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Just Kojima, man.

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Just fucking Kojima.

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You can't fucking question him.

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But I am going to question Kojima now.

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Because I think, and this is, there's a little bit, you don't hear many people saying it now.

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But hideo Kojima.

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You made it all up on the fly.

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You were making it all up as you went along.

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Jesus was a sound lad.

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Did you hear Yateser is retiring?

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I did.

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Yeah, it's sad.

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I wonder.

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He must have something on anyway.

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He must have something lined up.

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Other than that, 75k dollar in salaries on.

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Or what do you call it?

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The pension plan.

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Thank you very much, Sony boys.

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Hello, my name is Cucumber.

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Thank you very much.

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The options for which MGS do you like?

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Decides a free face paint for you.

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MGS1 gives you pixelated.

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MGS2, Raiden's face.

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Don't want that.

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I forgot what MGS3 does.

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Well, hopefully it's something good anyway.

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Adam Rushder.

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Thank you very much.

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Malgosia.

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Thank you very much.

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And Shortback and Voodoo.

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Thank you very much.

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And Poddy Bob.

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Thank you so much.

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Please play the entire series.

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Long have I awaited this blood orgy.

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Yeah, I'll play the whole thing, man.

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But I mean, it's not an easy fucking thing to do.

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Like, you know, it's a long time playing it.

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You gotta keep the energy up as well.

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Adam Rushder, the Rush Buster.

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He knows all about energy.

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Thank you very much.

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Yates is going streaming on Twitch.

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Fuck off, Clive.

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No way.

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Oh, my God.

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Fuck.

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What am I going to do, man?

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I hope he doesn't start doing, like, fucking little leprechaun kind of mega mix, dance mega mixes with me instead of him saying leprechaun.

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But I haven't got, he hasn't got any access to me saying or screaming leprechaun on national TV.

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I do have that of him.

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So, I mean, what can you do?

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That's Yates.

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That's Yates snookered.

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We're going to choose the third one.

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And normal or hard.

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Fucking hard mode.

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Fuck.

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I know there's extreme and all that kind of stuff, but I'm not arsed.

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It's not yet.

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Here we go.

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Story time.

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Kojima.

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Making an album.

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After the end of World War II, the world was split into two.

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East and West.

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This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War.

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Cool stuff.

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DJ Squid, thank you very much.

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DJ Squid.

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Big shout out to Neil Ross, Josh Keaton there.

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Also, Sean Kiblin, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much for that.

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Shmoo-moo land.

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Pakistani airspace.

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Pakistani airspace at the moment, lads.

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They're heading in.

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Good.

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We've got high visibility.

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Shneek on the old fucking cigarettes on the cigars.

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He's a madman.

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He's a madman for the cigars.

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Connecting oxygen hose to interior connector.

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Sounds like writing.

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Put on your mask.

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Anaconda G's in the back of the fucking freight plane.

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Thanks very much.

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And Bell Mullet.

267
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,260
And Johnson.

268
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And Wee Joe.

269
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Does this pantywaist know what he's doing?

270
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Pantywaist.

271
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Approaching release.

272
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,080
Does pantywaist know what he's doing?

273
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,680
Ten minutes to drop off.

274
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:09,080
Hey.

275
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,060
Are you deaf?

276
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,600
Does this pantywaist know what he's doing?

277
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:19,380
I'm going to start calling people pantywaist now.

278
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:23,380
What is panty waist even meaning?

279
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:29,380
You have a womanly waist because you're wearing panty.

280
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:33,380
Depressurization complete. Checking oxygen supply.

281
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,380
Six minutes to drop off. Opening rear hatch.

282
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:39,380
Opening the rear hatch. She's opening the rear hatch.

283
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,380
I'm going to go ahead and check.

284
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,380
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

285
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,380
Sunrise.

286
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:59,380
Extra temperature minus 46 degrees Celsius.

287
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,380
Two minutes to drop off. Stand up.

288
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,380
You'll be pouring at only 30 miles per hour.

289
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,380
Try not to get fast by from the wind tube.

290
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,380
One minute to drop off. Move to the rear.

291
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,380
Activate the alarm.

292
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,380
This is one for the history books.

293
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,380
The world's first halo jump.

294
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,380
Ten seconds to drop off.

295
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:29,380
Still had the cigar there like it didn't blow out of the back hatch.

296
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,380
Shmoo-moo land. Thank you very much.

297
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,380
Countdown. Five.

298
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:38,380
Four. Three. Two. One.

299
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,380
Spread your wings and fly.

300
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,380
Spread your wings and fly.

301
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,380
Glad.

302
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,380
Bit of a hard fast.

303
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,380
Jump there. He just fell out of the fucking yoke.

304
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,380
He didn't really.

305
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,380
Look at the spin ball there, man.

306
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,380
Sonic spin ball deluxe.

307
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,380
Solid spin.

308
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:05,380
Spinny or Kojima man.

309
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,380
Who's Jack?

310
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,380
The head of the CIA has finally given us the green light for the virtuous mission.

311
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,380
Virtual mission.

312
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,380
No, the virtuous mission.

313
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,380
The future of our Fox unit depends on it.

314
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,380
If it succeeds, we'll be officially organized into a unit.

315
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,380
Virtuous mission.

316
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,380
Sounds like some kind of initiation ritual.

317
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,380
You know, don't get cocky. This isn't a training op.

318
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,380
Right.

319
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,380
Cucumber.

320
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,380
So what exactly is this wonderful mission?

321
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,380
Thanks, Cucumber.

322
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:38,380
And Venga boys.

323
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,380
And Born Shticky.

324
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,380
And Ushi Nee.

325
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,380
And T-22 BC.

326
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,380
And C. McKinty.

327
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:52,380
Full of Mashk. Thank you very much.

328
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,380
Cucumber.

329
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,380
MR2. Gridrain. Thanks.

330
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,380
And boom.

331
00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,380
Here's Sokolov.

332
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,380
This is the lad we have to go in and get.

333
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,380
He's a mole. He's a weasel.

334
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,380
Sokolov. Isn't he that famous rocket scientist?

335
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,380
The very same.

336
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,380
On April the 12th, 1961,

337
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:14,380
the Soviets achieved the first manned space flight in history.

338
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:18,380
The Earth was blue, but there was no God.

339
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,380
Well spoken.

340
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,380
Good man, Snake.

341
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,380
The rocket that carried Yuri Gagarin into orbit

342
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:25,380
was the A-1 known as the Vostok rocket.

343
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,380
Sokolov is said to be the man most responsible

344
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,380
for the multi-engine cluster used in that rocket.

345
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,380
Gridrain. Thank you.

346
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:37,380
After Gagarin's flight, Sokolov left rocket development

347
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:41,380
become the head of the newly established design bureau.

348
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,380
From a lowly technician to head of a design bureau.

349
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
That's quite a successful...

350
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,380
Design bureau?

351
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,380
Design bureau?

352
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,380
Design bureau?

353
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,380
Seed he'd become afraid of his own creations.

354
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,380
Afraid?

355
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,380
Call it a crisis of conscience.

356
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,380
And for that, he left his country and his family behind

357
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,380
and went over the fence.

358
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,380
Boom.

359
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,380
Not exactly.

360
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,380
One of his conditions was that his family was...

361
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,380
Thank you very much, Boom.

362
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:07,380
So these are lads that are being smuggled over from the east to the west.

363
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,380
Back in Cold War days.

364
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,380
Cold War I.

365
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,380
I was the one who conducted the operation.

366
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,380
The security on the eastern side was still full of holes back then.

367
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380
Then what?

368
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:24,380
We got Sokolov over in one piece, but the whole ordeal had left him exhausted.

369
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,380
And we checked him into a hospital in West Berlin.

370
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:32,380
It took him two weeks and more than 600 miles to get from the research facility in the Soviet Union to Berlin.

371
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,380
He was in no condition to say anything coherent.

372
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:40,380
And it was only a week later that we had something much bigger on our hands.

373
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,380
The Cuban Missile Crisis.

374
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:48,380
The Cuban Cigar Missile Crisis.

375
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:54,380
A whole load of missiles shaped like cigars on the land of Cuba that were shipped over from the Soviet Union.

376
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,380
Even though they only make cigars in Cuba.

377
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,380
It was weird.

378
00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:02,380
And what they did was they stuck a load of nuclear material inside these massive novelty cigars

379
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:07,380
that had fucking a diameter of like seven meters for the fucking warhead.

380
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:13,380
And then Brezhnev or fucking Wojnoff or what's his name was fucking giving out stink.

381
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,380
Then Bi-Pat chipped in with a lovely little 231.

382
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,380
Thank you very much.

383
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,380
And Ryden.

384
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,380
And Hideo Pajamas.

385
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,380
And fucking Bitter Hideo and Psycho.

386
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,380
Thank you very much.

387
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380
And Felix.

388
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,380
And Sarah and James.

389
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,380
You're all out tonight.

390
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,380
...to remove its missiles from Cuba.

391
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,380
And so the world avoided a nuclear holocaust.

392
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:39,380
But in order to get the Soviets to pull their missiles out, we had to make a deal.

393
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:43,380
You mean the one where the US agreed to remove its IRBMs from Turkey?

394
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,380
No.

395
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,380
The Jupiter IRBMs deployed in Turkey were obsolete.

396
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,380
And we were gonna get rid of them anyway.

397
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,380
They had no strategic...

398
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,380
Were you fuck?

399
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,380
...to either the US or the Russians.

400
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,380
The Turkey deal was a ruse.

401
00:19:56,380 --> 00:20:00,380
A cover story that was fed to the other intelligence agencies around the world.

402
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,380
It was a bit rude.

403
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,380
So what did the Russians really want?

404
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,380
Sokolov.

405
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,380
They wanted us to return Sokolov.

406
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,380
Sokolov's after you.

407
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,380
After you.

408
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,380
The Soviet's pulled out of Cuba just to get their hands on Sokolov?

409
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,380
That's right.

410
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,380
What the hell was he working on?

411
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,380
At the time we had no idea.

412
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,380
We were running out of time.

413
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:43,540
Was either give up Sokolov or risk full-scale nuclear war. In the end, we had no choice. President Kennedy gave in to Khrushchev's demand. The next day, I got Sokolov out of the hospital, handing him over to agents on the eastern side. Sokolov kept on screaming, save me, until he disappeared from my side.

414
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,040
Save me.

415
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,460
Then a month ago, we received some new information from one of our moles.

416
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,500
About Sokolov?

417
00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:01,940
Yes. He was taken back to the research facility and forced to continue working on the weapon in question under KGB supervision.

418
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,140
What's more, it's on the verge of completion.

419
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,140
So what kind of weapon is it? Something to do with space rockets?

420
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,140
No, missiles.

421
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,760
Space rockets?

422
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,160
It's not technology.

423
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,980
I guess you're right. We don't know the details, but it appears to be a new kind of nuclear device.

424
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,820
For half a year now, the Soviets have been conducting frequent nuclear tests at Semi-Palatinsk.

425
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,820
Something to do with the weapon, I assume.

426
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:31,300
We're talking about a secret weapon so big that Khrushchev was ready to pull out of Cuba to get it back.

427
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,220
Khrushchev was gonna pull out, hey.

428
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:43,940
The Virgin Clips, hey.

429
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:45,580
The Virgin Clips.

430
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,560
Nice name for a virtuous mission.

431
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,820
They moved him there just recently.

432
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:51,920
Why?

433
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:57,580
Apparently, they're conducting a field test of the weapon, but it's our best chance to get him back.

434
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,440
This mission would never have been possible if he were still in the research facility.

435
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,960
This is our last chance.

436
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,760
Sokolov must have known that too when he contacted us.

437
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:15,380
Wish I could pause these fucking cutscenes so I could take it apart and just go word from word and go,

438
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,320
What was that about?

439
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,420
Why is he saying that?

440
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:18,260
Why is he saying this?

441
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,340
You have to be...

442
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,600
You have to just stay tuned.

443
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,980
You have to stay tuned to the whole thing.

444
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:45,000
Listen up, Jack.

445
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,720
Your mission is to infiltrate Selino Yask in the Soviet mountains.

446
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:51,380
Ensure the safety of Sokolov and bring him back to the west.

447
00:22:51,380 --> 00:23:03,200
If we don't get Sokolov back before that weapon is complete, we'll be facing a major crisis.

448
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:05,380
The clock is ticking.

449
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,180
Slither away, boys.

450
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:16,860
Hey, look.

451
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,080
You can look through his visor.

452
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,080
You press R1.

453
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,420
Helium will be pumped into the balloon to inflate it.

454
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,060
The process takes about 20 minutes.

455
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,260
They're going to pump a bit of helium into the balloon.

456
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,000
Once it's complete, the gunship's arm will latch onto the balloon and pull it up.

457
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,340
The Fulton's surface-to-air recovery system.

458
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,120
I'm familiar with the theory.

459
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,700
Take it easy.

460
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,340
It's been combat-proof.

461
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:42,520
Do you think Sokolov is up to it?

462
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,700
Yersi, thank you very much.

463
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,540
Sokolov will be less than during a parachute jump,

464
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,440
and the arm can handle up to 500 pounds.

465
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:52,960
So you're planning on going over the border in a single combat talent?

466
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:58,580
She's equipped with two six-barrel 20mm Vulcan cannons,

467
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,860
as well as two 40mm machine guns.

468
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,980
Sounds like she could hold her own against a battalion of tanks.

469
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:04,960
Steph, thank you very much.

470
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,160
Sorry, there's a rake of people coming through here.

471
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:09,300
I just want to wait until the cutscene is over,

472
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,180
and then I thank you,

473
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:13,860
because you missed the important Hideo Kojima nuggets.

474
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,980
But if anything goes wrong,

475
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,360
you'll be eating dinner, breakfast,

476
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:21,580
and all the rest of your meals in the jungle.

477
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:42,580
Yeah, Tobes, time to think about what you said there, Tobes.

478
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,740
Trying to make me out to be the baddie,

479
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,300
because I'm watching the fucking game, Tobes.

480
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:52,600
Yerty at 30, thank you very much.

481
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:58,220
Please, oh, Tobes is after fucking tipping as well.

482
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,500
Thanks very much, Tobes.

483
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,560
Sorry for giving the time out.

484
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,800
Please consider installing Gary's mod

485
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,160
and playing some of the role-playing games on there.

486
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,940
Absolute insane crack.

487
00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:09,900
Well, I have that Half-Life.

488
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,220
Started that the other day,

489
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,880
or at least Connor Williams did.

490
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,780
Couldn't be arsed fucking playing it.

491
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,780
That was 17 euro down the drain.

492
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,480
Down the rat and whistle, thank you very much.

493
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,580
Robbie, thank you very much.

494
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,900
Poddy Bob, are you gonna try and shoot the frogs?

495
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,780
I will, I will, of course, yeah.

496
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:33,580
Yerty, thank you very much.

497
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,080
Kieran Salmon, slither away, stiff, riding.

498
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Hide your pyjamas.

499
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,360
Bye, Pat.

500
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:48,640
Mike Johnson, thank you very much.

501
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,440
So you have 10 minute cutscene.

502
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,880
Lands into the jungle, you're ready to play,

503
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,940
and then straight off to more fucking cutscene crack.

504
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,780
More, more dialogue.

505
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,960
and somebody might be listening in. From here on out we'll be using code names to refer to each other.

506
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:18,060
Your code name for this mission will be Naked Snake. I'll be referring to you as Snake from now on.

507
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:24,620
You're not to mention your real name. Snake? What, you don't like snakes? What do you mean?

508
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,100
You've eaten one before, haven't you? In survival training.

509
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:33,180
I'm glad to hear that. Steven Hawkins, Dan School, thank you very much.

510
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,380
Be careful, you might not have a choice.

511
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,480
And Taube, thank you, Ansari, for the time out, but you'll be back again, I'm sure.

512
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,880
Mental fear of salad, thank you very much.

513
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,560
I'll be Tom. Call me Major Tom.

514
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,120
This will be a sneaking mission. You must not...

515
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,420
Cucumber, thank you very much.

516
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,320
You must leave no trace of your presence. Is that clear?

517
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,880
This kind of infiltration is the Fox Unit's speciality.

518
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,760
In other words, weapons and equipment are procured on site.

519
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,320
That goes for food as well. You're completely naked, just as your name implies.

520
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,240
He's not really completely naked, though. He's got a load of clothes on, camouflage and fucking...

521
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,320
He's got a smock. Thank you very much, squits.

522
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,580
Good reason for that. I'll tell you later when the time is right.

523
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,260
Gotcha. Gotcha.

524
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,960
Getting back to the subject, how exactly am I supposed to feed myself?

525
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,880
Marg, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

526
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:25,640
Thank. Thank you.

527
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,820
You'll also find some medical supplies in your backpack.

528
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,540
Yeah, about the backpack.

529
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:31,300
Yeah.

530
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,040
I lost that tree on the way down.

531
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,500
I see.

532
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,560
We gotta get that backpack back.

533
00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,540
Before it's too late, it was a good backpack.

534
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:46,100
It was a North Face backpack out of Amazon.co.uk.

535
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:49,380
Costs a lot of money, even though it's 1965.

536
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:54,000
Stand in front of a tree that's covered in ivy and press the action button.

537
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,700
Ivy League, is it?

538
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,520
I'll be monitoring your progress over the radio.

539
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:01,480
We can't risk violating Soviet airspace, but I'll be in the gunship.

540
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:05,740
My frequency is 140.85.

541
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:06,660
Gaz.

542
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,760
Thanks for the tip.

543
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:08,700
Gaz.

544
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,140
If you need to talk to me, use the send function.

545
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:13,780
Okay, Snake.

546
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:14,960
Go get your backpack.

547
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,100
Here we are.

548
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,160
Backpack.

549
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,080
Mission one.

550
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,900
First fucking mission of the game.

551
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,640
We're in the middle of the jungle.

552
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,300
Get the backpack back.

553
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,060
We've got a different...

554
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:28,060
We've got two different kind of camera angles.

555
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,240
We've got this snake cam here.

556
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:33,040
And we've got this wide job as well here.

557
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:34,420
Metal Gear Shenmue.

558
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,180
Thank you very much.

559
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,380
Now we're into it.

560
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,040
Now we're into the big time.

561
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:39,740
Crawling snake.

562
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,000
Into the grass.

563
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,960
Solid snake in the grass.

564
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,880
First person view mode when you're in an enclosed environment.

565
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,440
80% camouflage.

566
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,580
Olive drab.

567
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,500
Mike Johnson says, what a kip.

568
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,760
That's a bit much like, you know, look at the state of the gap.

569
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,300
It's nice.

570
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,000
Big valleys.

571
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,980
This is Russia, man.

572
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,500
This is the Soviet Union.

573
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,080
This is the Outback.

574
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,740
This is Australia.

575
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:20,720
Metal Gear Australia.

576
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,320
Tom York.

577
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:25,680
Thank you very much, Tom York.

578
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,480
What do I do here?

579
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,660
It's all under here, is it?

580
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,560
Nice.

581
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,360
Look at this one.

582
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,500
Hideous.

583
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:38,500
Hideous.

584
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:40,140
Hideous.

585
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,140
Owl nanas.

586
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:41,980
Thank you very much.

587
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,220
There's the backpack up there.

588
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,600
Toby McGuire.

589
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,240
Thank you very much.

590
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,540
Five minute time out, is it?

591
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,600
Well, take five euros as a punishment.

592
00:29:58,980 --> 00:29:59,820
Thank you very much.

593
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:06,020
I wish I could pull you back into the fold before the five minute is up, but it's, I can't.

594
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,400
Once it's done, it's done.

595
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:08,940
And it can't be undone.

596
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,580
But thank you very much for the tip.

597
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:14,180
I see you've retrieved your backpack, Snake.

598
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,480
To equip a weapon, it's necessary to take it out of your backpack.

599
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,520
In the survival viewer, choose weapon from the backpack.

600
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:27,700
Your available weapons will be displayed in a window in the upper left.

601
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,120
From that list, choose the weapon you want to equip and press the enter button.

602
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,000
I'll show you how long these cutscenes are.

603
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,240
For other equipped items, just do the same thing from item.

604
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,120
Got it.

605
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,340
Use the survival viewer backpack.

606
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,060
Yep, that's right.

607
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,100
Survival is fundamental to this mission.

608
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:48,140
After you've been out in the field for a while, your stamina will start to drop.

609
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,300
Survival is fundamental to the mission.

610
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,240
No shit.

611
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,200
Like, you're a one-man army and you have to save stuff and people.

612
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,820
You're no use to them dead.

613
00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:59,340
...run your stamina so you don't run out.

614
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:03,340
To recover lost stamina, you can hunt for local flora and fauna.

615
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,160
You can use either your tranquilizer gun or your knife to hunt.

616
00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:11,560
My only weapon is a Mark 22 Hush Puppy tranquilizer gun.

617
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:12,340
Hush Puppy!

618
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,080
That's right.

619
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,960
It's been fitted with its own suppressor.

620
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,600
Rocky, thank you very much.

621
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,680
The suppressor will deteriorate every time you fire.

622
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:22,800
Once its durability reaches zero, the noise suppression effect will be gone.

623
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,580
So don't get too trigger happy with it.

624
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,440
The suppressor's durability is shown in the icon.

625
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,760
Any weapons and equipment beyond what you're carrying now?

626
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,720
You'll have to find as you go.

627
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,840
Big boss.

628
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:35,860
Fields.

629
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:37,040
Thank you very much.

630
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,700
What crazy idea was this anyway?

631
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:43,040
Solo covert actions are standard FOX operating procedure.

632
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,980
You can't leave any traces of your presence.

633
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:50,000
No weapons, equipment, footprints, sweat or bodily waste.

634
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,700
The same goes for bullets and cartridges too.

635
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:58,080
Your presence in enemy territory is already a violation of international conventions of warfare.

636
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,260
Bell Muller, thank you very much.

637
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:01,200
...saldies in Russia.

638
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,060
It could spark an international incident.

639
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,420
You can't let anyone see you.

640
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,420
You can't let the enemy know you're there.

641
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,080
This is a stealth mission.

642
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,720
You're a ghost snake.

643
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,020
The only thing I got is a slush puppy.

644
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,840
I got it down the news agents in 1998.

645
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,300
Even though it's 1965.

646
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,060
Major, did you ever have a slush puppy?

647
00:32:28,060 --> 00:32:31,960
It's a cool iced drink, a pump full of sugar.

648
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,540
It's really nice.

649
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,740
How generous of you.

650
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,540
All I've got is a slush puppy taped to my body.

651
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,200
Colonel, got a brain freeze off the slush puppy.

652
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,420
Just take the revival pill.

653
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,280
You mean that thing they put in my tooth before the mission?

654
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:56,720
That's the one.

655
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,780
But be careful.

656
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,440
If you remain in a state of false death for too long,

657
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,440
nothing will be able to bring you back.

658
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:03,720
Remember that.

659
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,700
I'll keep it in mind.

660
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,740
Liquid snake, thank you very much.

661
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,340
Right.

662
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:23,280
Oblivious key.

663
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280
Thank you very much.

664
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:41,500
She.

665
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,500
She.

666
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:43,300
Hello, Snake.

667
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,160
I'm paramedic.

668
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,120
Nice to meet you.

669
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,520
Para-medic.

670
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,900
As in a medic who comes in by parachute.

671
00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,020
Aren't you going to tell me your real name?

672
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,300
Are you going to tell me yours, Mr. Snake?

673
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,740
My name, huh?

674
00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:56,580
It's John Doe.

675
00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:58,440
And they call you Jack for short.

676
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,420
You're a regular Captain Nemo.

677
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,720
A name means nothing on the battlefield.

678
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:03,760
After a week, no one has a name.

679
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,700
You're a regular piece of shit, you know that, Snake?

680
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:10,180
What's wrong?

681
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,180
Never been hit on from a man in a jungle before?

682
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,200
Snake, stick to the mission, Snake.

683
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,080
Sorry.

684
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,280
Just trying to have a bit of fun out here.

685
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,140
All I've got is a slush puppy,

686
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,220
and it's melted into my crotch.

687
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:31,460
So saving lets me record my mission data.

688
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:32,740
That's right.

689
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,960
It also records the state of your health.

690
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,360
Good to know.

691
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,380
There's one more person I want to introduce you to, Snake.

692
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,940
Your mother, Snake.

693
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,620
We have your mother.

694
00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:47,200
You need to finish the mission, Snake.

695
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:51,260
Because we have access to your mother.

696
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,380
She's going to be serving as Fox's mission advisor.

697
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,000
The bosses?

698
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480
She also helped me plan this mission.

699
00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:00,640
She and I were at SAS together.

700
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,560
Jack, is that you?

701
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,220
How many years has it been?

702
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:05,300
Mommy.

703
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:05,580
Mommy.

704
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:06,560
Mommy.

705
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:06,640
Mommy.

706
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:06,960
Mommy.

707
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,660
Is it you?

708
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,840
I miss...

709
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,260
Let me hear your voice.

710
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,680
I miss you, Mommy.

711
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:19,280
It's been five years since we last sat down to dinner together.

712
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,000
Remember you made me...

713
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,740
Can you tell that by the sound of my voice, Mommy?

714
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,760
I know all about you.

715
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:26,800
I know all about you.

716
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,220
Of course you do.

717
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,060
You're my mommy, Mommy.

718
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,700
And I'm your sonny.

719
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:32,600
What's that supposed to mean?

720
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,760
It means...

721
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,540
I love you, Mommy.

722
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,460
I was on a top secret mission.

723
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,480
The only mission you meant to have was to look after me, Mommy.

724
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,340
I wanted you to teach me.

725
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:44,340
I wanted you to teach me.

726
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:47,140
I wanted you to teach me, Mother.

727
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:49,060
I wanted you to know about fighting techniques.

728
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,940
I taught you all I could.

729
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,580
You taught me how to make great dinners.

730
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:55,920
Techniques, sure.

731
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:58,060
But what about how to think like a soldier?

732
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,740
What about how to think like a mother?

733
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,140
Remember that?

734
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:06,500
A soldier needs to be strong in spirit, body, and technique.

735
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,780
And the only thing you can learn from someone else is technique.

736
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,560
In fact, technique doesn't even matter.

737
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,700
What's most important is spirit.

738
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,300
Spirit and body are like two sides of a single coin.

739
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,740
They're the same thing.

740
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:21,740
Just like Mommy and Daddy.

741
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,940
Two sides of the same coin, huh, Mommy?

742
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,400
How have you been, Mom?

743
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,840
Same side right now.

744
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,760
Doesn't mean they always will be.

745
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,740
Having personal feelings about your comrades

746
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,940
is one of the worst sins you can commit.

747
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,700
Politics determine who you face on the battlefield.

748
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,480
And politics are a living thing.

749
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,820
They change along with the times.

750
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,820
Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil.

751
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:49,840
Is that why you abandoned me?

752
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:50,600
No.

753
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,360
It had nothing to do with you.

754
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,280
I already told you, Jack.

755
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,220
I was on a top-secret mission.

756
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:59,540
A soldier has to follow whatever orders he's given.

757
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,960
It's not his place to question why.

758
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,540
But you're looking for a reason to fight.

759
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,880
You're a natural-born fighter.

760
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:08,740
But you're not quite a soldier.

761
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:12,680
A soldier is a political tool and nothing more.

762
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,320
That's doubly true if he's a career soldier.

763
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,400
Right and wrong have no place in his mission.

764
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:20,860
He has no enemies and no friends.

765
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:22,680
Only the mission.

766
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,880
You follow the orders you're given.

767
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,300
That's what being a soldier is.

768
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,320
I do whatever I have to to get the job done.

769
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,300
I don't think about politics.

770
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,500
I do what I want.

771
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:36,060
You're not my mommy anymore, mom.

772
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,980
Your conscience is going to bother you.

773
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:44,120
In the end, you have to choose whether you're going to live as a soldier or just another man with a gun.

774
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,080
There's a saying in the Orient.

775
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,860
Loyalty to the end.

776
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,500
Do you know what it means?

777
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,380
Being patriotic?

778
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,140
It means devoting yourself to your country.

779
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,780
I follow the president and the top brass.

780
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,980
I'm ready to die for them if necessary.

781
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,340
The president and the top brass won't be there forever.

782
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,700
Once their terms are up, others will take their place.

783
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,520
I follow the will of the leader, no matter who's in charge.

784
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:12,000
People aren't the ones who dictate the missions.

785
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,660
Then who does?

786
00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:14,880
The times.

787
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,600
People's values change over time.

788
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,740
And so do the leaders of a country.

789
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,560
So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms.

790
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,340
The enemies we fight are only enemies in relative terms.

791
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,480
Constantly changing with the times.

792
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:36,400
As long as we have loyalty to the end, there's no point in believing in anything.

793
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,280
Even in those we love.

794
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,040
And that's the way a soldier's supposed to think?

795
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:45,480
The only thing we can believe in with absolute certainty...

796
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,160
Is mommy.

797
00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,200
Alright.

798
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,800
But do me a favor.

799
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,080
What is it?

800
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,360
Call me Snake.

801
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:52,420
Snake.

802
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,500
Oh, right.

803
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,200
Your codename is Snake.

804
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:56,680
It suits you well.

805
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:57,960
That's right.

806
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,900
The legendary unit that the boss put together during World War II was a snake.

807
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,180
The Cobra unit.

808
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,500
A group of heroes that brought the war to an end and saved the world.

809
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:10,280
As long as you've got a legendary hero backing you up, you'll be fine.

810
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,420
Isn't that right, Snake?

811
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:12,460
Yeah.

812
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:12,460
Yeah.

813
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:15,260
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have with me.

814
00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:16,200
Oh.

815
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,080
And one more thing, boss.

816
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:18,900
Yes?

817
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,100
It's good to hear your voice again.

818
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:22,740
Same here.

819
00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:24,040
Fuck you, Deputy Stike!

820
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,440
After all, who knows if either of us will make it out alive.

821
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:31,140
Snake, you are always best at urban warfare and infiltrating buildings.

822
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,640
But this is the jungle.

823
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,880
Survival is going to be key.

824
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,900
Those CQC techniques I taught you are sure to come in handy.

825
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:40,720
CQC?

826
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:42,680
Close quarters combat, huh?

827
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,540
I've been in the Green Berets for the past few years.

828
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:46,920
I'm probably pretty rusty.

829
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,840
Not to worry.

830
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,120
I'll be here to help you remember.

831
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:54,760
After all, this is your first actual survival mission.

832
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,000
I'll be supporting you over the radio.

833
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,480
Where are you, boss?

834
00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,560
Next to the major.

835
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,980
The boss is communicating with us by radio from a border.

836
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:06,120
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

837
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:08,600
Because that stuff was a blast.

838
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,940
Call me if you need my advice on battle techniques.

839
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:12,760
Gotcha.

840
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,660
I know!

841
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:22,440
Dr. Sokolov is being held in an abandoned factory located to the north of your current position.

842
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:22,540
I know!

843
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,360
Avoid heavy combat and don't let anyone see you.

844
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,920
Don't forget that this is a stealth mission.

845
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:39,380
Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC.

846
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:49,860
Thanks Groovy Tom.

847
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,420
Groovy Tom.

848
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,280
Thank you very much.

849
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,460
I'm playing all the cutscenes.

850
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,840
Stop saying skip them.

851
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,460
I'm just going to...

852
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,580
You're here.

853
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,720
You know what you're getting if you're here.

854
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,160
And that's Metal Gear Solid.

855
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,240
It's not a speed run.

856
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:05,380
And it's not like a no kill run.

857
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,660
It's just we're playing the game.

858
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:08,360
And I'm watching the things.

859
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,760
And I want to...

860
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,320
If anyone can tell me how to pause the cutscenes so we can just dissect them and take them apart.

861
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,700
That would be really handy for me.

862
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:23,080
Other than that, there's nothing really more to say over than La La Lue La Lue.

863
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,940
Thank you very much.

864
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:24,680
Forklift Mission.

865
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,460
Thank you very much.

866
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,280
All cutscene.

867
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:26,860
No gameplay.

868
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,700
Thank you very much.

869
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,720
25 minute cutscene.

870
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,580
Thank you very much.

871
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:33,180
Big Boss Fields.

872
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,240
No kill run.

873
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,580
And Yurtie.

874
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,060
Thank you very much, Yurtie, as well.

875
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:38,540
Right.

876
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,260
Let's have a look.

877
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,520
Not on an emulator.

878
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:45,460
I'm playing on the PlayStation 3.

879
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,660
Can you pause this on an emulator?

880
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,800
Start the game.

881
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,600
Got a directional mic.

882
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:09,840
As far as I can remember, there's a few berries and things like that you can pick out here

883
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,140
and get a few berries and pineapples into the mixer.

884
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,160
Bit of sustenance.

885
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:21,400
Hard to see where, though.

886
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,260
Alright, fuck it.

887
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:29,680
We'll move on.

888
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,080
There's probably more berries up ahead.

889
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,460
I'm not waiting back in these verging cliffs.

890
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,620
We've been here for 20 minutes.

891
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,640
Samantha, thank you very much.

892
00:42:44,640 --> 00:43:02,460
There was something about monkeys as well, like, uh...

893
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:07,020
You catch the monkeys out after at the end of the game or something.

894
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,440
Oh, I remember running over these guys.

895
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,780
Someone was saying to grenade those lads.

896
00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:14,840
I don't want to grenade them, because...

897
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,860
Ah, fucking hell.

898
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:18,460
She's camouflaged up that lad.

899
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:28,280
Yeah, you don't even need to grenade those, uh...

900
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:44,540
You don't need to grenade the animals, like...

901
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:45,580
You can just run away from them.

902
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:45,580
You can just run away from them.

903
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:51,160
Thank you very much, Frank McCourt.

904
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:57,440
Is that the best you can come up with?

905
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:05,960
Major, I've spotted two enemy soldiers.

906
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,600
They're probably KGB troops sent to guard Sokolov.

907
00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:12,900
AK-47s.

908
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,060
And grenades.

909
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:25,680
Snake, your presence in Soviet territory is already a violation of international law.

910
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:30,360
We can't let the Kremlin find out that the CIA and the American government are involved.

911
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:33,240
Contact with the enemy is strictly prohibited.

912
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,420
Don't engage them in battle either.

913
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,500
This is a stealth mission.

914
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:38,540
Got that?

915
00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:40,060
Your Owl Lady, thank you very much.

916
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:40,300
The major is right.

917
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,360
The point of this mission is to sneak through the jungle without being seen.

918
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,580
The success of the mission depends on how well you use your camouflage.

919
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:55,180
Change your camouflage by selecting camouflage from the survival viewer.

920
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,680
The uniform option lets you pick your uniform, while the face...

921
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,500
Ah, I know that.

922
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,500
*Wheels*

923
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:23,140
Thank you very much, Itchy. Itchy. Oh, fuck. Ah.

924
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:28,060
See this, I was looking there to say thank you and now I got spotted already.

925
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:31,340
It's a fucking joke. It's a joke.

926
00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,740
Back here. Do this here.

927
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:49,180
We'll go back to the swamp land there and then we can go back into fucking whatever land we're going to and then the time will be back up again. I'll be back. Back to normal.

928
00:45:54,060 --> 00:46:02,300
Itchy bollocks. Thank you very much. Hideopipe cleaner. Thank you very much. Hello, my name is cucumber. Thank you very much.

929
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:11,900
Who's that?

930
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:16,380
Fuck's sake again. They've moved their- they moved position.

931
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:28,540
Thank you very much for the tips there, lads. Thanks very much. Sorry about that now.

932
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:32,940
Now, back into- this is it. Dramoochie North. Let's remember- let's forget about the-

933
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:41,740
Let's forget about what just happened there. This is stealth. This is tactical espionage action. There's no-

934
00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:51,420
Have we any cardboard boxes in there. I have no-

935
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:59,020
I have no solaton radar with which to see the enemy so the sensor will be able to vibrate in the hands if I-

936
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:06,300
I'm nearby. There we go. We've got a- we've got a bougie boy over here. We've got a tango over here.

937
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:13,740
Check this out. He can't see me.

938
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:31,740
Tango down. Tango down. How do you pick this lad up again? Square. Now, look at this.

939
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:38,220
Bring this tango over here and lie him down into the grass.

940
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:45,100
And he's dropped something for me there. A mark 22 bullet. 16 or something.

941
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:55,340
Can we- I don't usually like to do this, but I mean, we might just see what happens if we do do it.

942
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:18,940
No. I think he's gone. I think that's him. That's him well dealt with.

943
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:23,180
Get out of my swamp. Thank you very much.

944
00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:30,380
And some VODs don't work. I understand I'm working on that. Okay. There's a way I need to get-

945
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:35,420
I need to get rid of copyright material and music and some of the VODs. Look, man. I did enough

946
00:48:36,060 --> 00:48:43,180
fucking putting them up. You know, you need to lay off me for a minute. Give me five minutes. Yeah.

947
00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:59,420
I know it's been longer than five minutes since last week. I wonder how many five minutes are in a week. Can we run a fact check on that, please? Can we get some stats? Boom Murphy. How many five minutes are in seven days? Thank you very much, Boom Murphy.

948
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:22,780
We've another Bougie Boy up here. And also I can see a couple of berries or something. There's something up here. Some guava fruit or something. Guava jelly or something. Guava halves.

949
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:42,060
I'm gonna approach this one a little bit differently now. I'm not going to shoot him. I'm gonna go and sneak around and choke hold.

950
00:49:46,060 --> 00:50:10,060
Uh oh. Someone saw something. Where? Huh? Who's that? Fuck. Ah! Why did he s- He just stopped. What's choke hold? I pressed square and there was no choke hold.

951
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:23,020
Back to Dramuji now.

952
00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:31,760
What was the story there?

953
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,860
I pressed square and there was a body.

954
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,680
And he didn't do the chokehold.

955
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:36,700
What was the story there?

956
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,600
Lord Blonde.

957
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,520
Thank you very much.

958
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,820
The VODs are nearly perfect.

959
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:43,720
Thank you very much.

960
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:46,720
IDV some update.

961
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,680
Thank you very much.

962
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,920
Willie Harold fact check.

963
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,440
Thank you very much.

964
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,560
There are 2016 five minute blocks in one week.

965
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:59,640
That sounds like a pretty strange number.

966
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:04,880
Considering 2016 was a year that happened only three or four years ago.

967
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,240
It's four years ago now.

968
00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,720
Need to hold it.

969
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,380
Hold square.

970
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:12,180
I did hold it.

971
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:12,500
I didn't.

972
00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:19,560
Willie Harold.

973
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,400
Thank you very much.

974
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,740
Your man's alive again now.

975
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,160
Okay.

976
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,300
We'll try the chokehold here.

977
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,300
This is just the basics.

978
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:28,540
I need to get into the basics before we start.

979
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,420
Who's that?

980
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,120
I pressed.

981
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,180
I'm pressing square there.

982
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,560
I'm pressing square and nothing's happening.

983
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,400
This is a joke start.

984
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,660
This is a joke start.

985
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,120
I think if you are walking towards him and press the chokehold he will flip him over.

986
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,660
A serious flaw in the sneaking.

987
00:51:54,860 --> 00:51:55,440
It's circle.

988
00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:58,120
It's circle is it?

989
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,680
Stephen Murphy says it's circle.

990
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,920
Moses is saying circle.

991
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,200
Okay.

992
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:07,880
Was it not in Metal Gear Solid the original one on PlayStation?

993
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:08,680
Was that not?

994
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:09,660
That was square.

995
00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:10,720
Yeah.

996
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:13,300
I'm pretty sure that was square man.

997
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:14,840
Heron.

998
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:15,640
Thank you very much.

999
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:16,580
Get out of my swamp.

1000
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,340
Thank you very much.

1001
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:18,980
And the house Merton as well.

1002
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:19,860
A great bird.

1003
00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:21,180
And indeed a great band.

1004
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,240
Granny.

1005
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,080
Thank you very much.

1006
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:49,040
I'm not going to go up and do circle here because I think you're talking shite.

1007
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:51,340
Options.

1008
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,560
Now what do we do here?

1009
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,580
We have a look here now.

1010
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,480
Oh, view camera.

1011
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:55,840
Up, down.

1012
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:56,140
Camera.

1013
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,240
Real time cut scenes.

1014
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,580
What's real time cut scenes?

1015
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,260
What's that about?

1016
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,000
Full screen.

1017
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:02,880
Brightness.

1018
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,600
Return to title.

1019
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,200
Captions.

1020
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,800
No, no, no.

1021
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,240
Camera.

1022
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,000
Camera mode.

1023
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:06,560
Home view.

1024
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:07,120
By the way.

1025
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:10,920
Where are we at?

1026
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,840
Controls.

1027
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,160
Tutorial on the main menu.

1028
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,200
It's definitely circle.

1029
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:20,680
Okay, okay.

1030
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:22,660
It's better work now.

1031
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,240
Because I'm getting really, really annoyed here.

1032
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:28,660
With the way things are going.

1033
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,780
The way things are going, I don't know.

1034
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,800
Wow.

1035
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,000
Huh?

1036
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,080
Huh?

1037
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:36,320
Huh?

1038
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:40,780
Whoa.

1039
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:41,760
See that?

1040
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,400
Fountain of blood.

1041
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,080
Now I held square.

1042
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,820
I held square there and he just stabbed him.

1043
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:51,540
Or, uh, circle.

1044
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:53,160
I beg your pardon.

1045
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,160
I beg your pardon.

1046
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,220
I beg your pardon.

1047
00:53:53,220 --> 00:54:12,540
Crawls in the grass.

1048
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:15,460
I didn't know you get crawls in the jungle.

1049
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:16,620
Huh?

1050
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,460
Huh?

1051
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:18,260
Huh?

1052
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:30,080
Use the directional buttons to sneak.

1053
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:30,440
Nice.

1054
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,260
I was over here the last day and someone said they saw me.

1055
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,920
Oh, it's two of them.

1056
00:54:36,920 --> 00:55:06,900
I'm going to take a look at the tree.

1057
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:35,280
Now, here we go. Look at this now. Watch this for perfection. Sneak mode enabled, yeah? Yeah, sneaky. His fucking head, his head went back like one of those Pez dispenser yokes that used to get sweeties inside.

1058
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:51,280
There was no sweeties inside that lad, though. There was only a bag of meanies. There weren't really any meanies. It was just blood. Ah, fuck it, it's grand. We're back into the swing of things now, anyway.

1059
00:55:53,280 --> 00:56:09,040
A few schlaps. Tommy Tea Time. Thoughts on Patreon Francis. Thank you very much. And the Circle of Knife, as well.

1060
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:24,640
Thank you very much. A few schlaps. Thoughts on Patreon? I don't know what my thoughts would be. It's a service where you can sign up and support people who want to make the stuff that you want them to make.

1061
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:32,300
Good idea, I suppose. That's my thoughts. Thanks very much. See you again next week.

1062
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,540
Thanks for the tip.

1063
00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:44,640
Hiding the grass over here.

1064
00:56:52,140 --> 00:56:53,820
No way is he gonna be able to see me here.

1065
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:07,140
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

1066
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:14,140
Is there another one?

1067
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:19,140
Great. Can't use the radio.

1068
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:26,140
What a joke.

1069
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:26,140
What a joke.

1070
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:32,140
And that's how you do it, guys. That's the smooth way you play this game.

1071
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:34,140
There's no...

1072
00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:37,140
...wrong way of doing it, but there is.

1073
00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:40,140
And the wrong way is the opposite of what I did there.

1074
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:43,140
Oh, they know where I am.

1075
00:57:44,140 --> 00:57:48,140
How did those lads know where I was?

1076
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,140
Was there, though?

1077
00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:52,140
Those guys back there that shouldn't have been able to alert them.

1078
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,140
I passed a gun on the way back.

1079
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,140
Where's that electric wizard?

1080
00:57:58,140 --> 00:57:59,140
Tell me where the gun is now.

1081
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:01,140
Please. Thank you.

1082
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:17,140
There's no way he's gonna find me in here now.

1083
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,140
Russian tobs. Thank you very much.

1084
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:26,140
First right after the Schwamplem. Thank you very much.

1085
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,140
HQ.

1086
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,140
Ah, fuck.

1087
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:45,140
This is HQ.

1088
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:46,140
Patrol here.

1089
00:58:46,140 --> 00:58:49,140
We've lost sight of the enemy. Commence alert formation.

1090
00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:52,140
Acknowledged. The enemy is still nearby. Pursue and engage him.

1091
00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:53,140
What about up here?

1092
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:54,140
Can we climb up the tree?

1093
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:55,140
Oh, yeah.

1094
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,140
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1095
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:57,140
Can you see me?

1096
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:58,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1097
00:58:58,140 --> 00:58:59,140
Can you see me?

1098
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1099
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:01,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1100
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1101
00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:03,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1102
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1103
00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:05,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1104
00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:06,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1105
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:07,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1106
00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1107
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:09,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1108
00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:10,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1109
00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:11,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1110
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:12,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1111
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1112
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:14,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1113
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:15,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1114
00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:16,140
Oh, fuck's sake.

1115
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:17,140
What the fuck's sake?

1116
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:18,140
Can you see me?

1117
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:19,140
Oh, no, they can't.

1118
00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:20,140
They can't.

1119
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,140
They can't.

1120
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,140
Oh, Christ.

1121
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:23,140
Where are they shooting from?

1122
00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:23,140
See that for a spin kick.

1123
00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:24,140
And another one as well.

1124
00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:25,140
And another one as well.

1125
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:26,140
And another one as well.

1126
00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:26,140
And another one.

1127
00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:27,140
And another one.

1128
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,140
And another one.

1129
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,140
Stick that up your hole.

1130
00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,140
And another one as well.

1131
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:31,140
And another one.

1132
00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:31,140
And another one as well.

1133
00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:32,140
And another one.

1134
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:33,140
And another one.

1135
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,140
And another one.

1136
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:35,140
And another one.

1137
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:36,140
And another one.

1138
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,140
And another one.

1139
00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:38,140
And another one.

1140
00:59:38,140 --> 00:59:39,140
And another one.

1141
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,140
Stick that up your hole.

1142
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:41,140
And another one as well.

1143
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,140
Do you want some?

1144
00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:44,140
This guy here wants another stealth kick.

1145
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:45,140
They didn't like the stealth kicks.

1146
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:45,140
They didn't like the way I was kicking the backs of the legs there.

1147
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:45,140
So they took me out.

1148
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:46,140
They took me out.

1149
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,140
Oh, God.

1150
00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:48,140
And another one.

1151
00:59:48,140 --> 00:59:49,140
And another one as well.

1152
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:50,140
And another one.

1153
00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:51,140
And another one.

1154
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,140
And another one.

1155
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:53,140
And another one.

1156
00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:54,140
And another one as well.

1157
00:59:54,140 --> 00:59:55,140
And another one as well.

1158
00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:58,140
Do you want some?

1159
01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:02,140
This guy here wants another stealth kick.

1160
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,140
They didn't like the stealth kicks.

1161
01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:07,140
They didn't like the way I was kicking the backs of the legs there.

1162
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:08,140
So they took me out.

1163
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:09,140
And they took me out.

1164
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:17,140
Thank you very much.

1165
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:18,140
You have a radar.

1166
01:00:18,140 --> 01:00:19,140
Thank you very much.

1167
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:21,140
I can't see that radar, man.

1168
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:22,140
I don't know where it is.

1169
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:24,140
And thank you very much.

1170
01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:25,140
Thoughts on your Patreon, mate.

1171
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:28,140
Make Patreon great again.

1172
01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:29,140
And get out of my swamp.

1173
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:30,140
Thank you very much.

1174
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,140
A lot of people supporting you out here.

1175
01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:33,140
I'm honestly interested to know your thoughts.

1176
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:35,140
Yes.

1177
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:36,140
Thank you very much for your tip.

1178
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:38,140
There is a Patreon as well for videos.

1179
01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:39,140
For crafted videos.

1180
01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:43,140
Which is down to people who like the videos.

1181
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,140
So, I mean.

1182
01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:48,140
That's all I can say about that.

1183
01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:52,140
Once it reaches the video relinquish amount.

1184
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:55,140
Then a new video will be relinquished.

1185
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:58,140
Then the pressure will really be on then to make a video.

1186
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:02,140
But it will be nice to be able to make one finally.

1187
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:06,140
I'll tell you what.

1188
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,140
Tell you what else would be nice.

1189
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,140
Tell you what else would be nice.

1190
01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:10,140
I'll tell you what else would be nice.

1191
01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:11,140
This.

1192
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:12,140
I wonder if you call people while you're doing that.

1193
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:19,140
I wonder if you call people while you're doing that.

1194
01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:21,140
I wonder if you call people while you're doing that.

1195
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:51,120
I wonder if you call people while you're doing that.

1196
01:01:51,120 --> 01:02:00,700
Right.

1197
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,700
Right.

1198
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:04,700
Right.

1199
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,700
Right.

1200
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:13,700
Fuck, I can't remember where I am.

1201
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:42,700
I remember the beehive, there's a beehive that you can hit.

1202
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:55,700
And it'll land on the... it'll land on your mans head.

1203
01:02:55,700 --> 01:03:16,700
That was handy.

1204
01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:33,700
Do I have a radar? Someone was saying I have a radar there.

1205
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:37,700
This is hard mode. Maybe there's no radar in hard mode.

1206
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,700
I have the AP sensor if that's what you mean.

1207
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:42,700
But that's not a radar.

1208
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,700
Ray Darcy mode enabled.

1209
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:53,700
Is there any truth to the rumor as well? If you're enabling European Extreme...

1210
01:03:53,700 --> 01:04:01,700
If you're playing the game in European Extreme mode, then Ray Darcy is your go-to guy on codec.

1211
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:10,700
And when you go call him, he's not there live. It's just podcasts of his daily radio show on RT1.

1212
01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:14,700
Even though this is 1965 in the game.

1213
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:20,700
Is there any truth to that rumor?

1214
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:27,700
Let me know.

1215
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:32,700
RAS vet.

1216
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,700
Radar technician. Thank you very much.

1217
01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:37,700
In your equipment panels that you can bring up on the left, you can equip a radar.

1218
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:46,700
Radar. Okay.

1219
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:49,700
Can someone tell me about the Tiger camouflage as well?

1220
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,700
I know... Where'd you get that?

1221
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:55,700
I know that it's... If you equip Tiger camouflage, you don't...

1222
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,700
You don't shake.

1223
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:04,700
But I need to get the Tiger camouflage. How do I get that? And where is it?

1224
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:05,700
Now.

1225
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:07,700
I can't see Sokolov from here.

1226
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,700
The security is pretty tight.

1227
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:17,700
There are sentries posted around the perimeter.

1228
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,700
I wonder how many are inside.

1229
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:25,700
You already have it, okay. Tiger camo, you have it.

1230
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:27,700
You have to track out.

1231
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:29,700
Your objective, Sokolov, is inside the factory.

1232
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:31,700
They should be holding him in a room in the northeast section.

1233
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:33,700
Got it.

1234
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:34,700
Be careful.

1235
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:38,700
Your mission is to bring Sokolov back alive.

1236
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,700
He must not be exposed to any kind of danger.

1237
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,700
Do not approach Sokolov while in the alert phase.

1238
01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:46,700
Right.

1239
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:48,700
Oh, and one more thing, Snake.

1240
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:50,700
You mean there's more?

1241
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:55,700
No, it's just that when you get to Sokolov, I want you to tell him something from me.

1242
01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:56,700
Tell him I love him, Snake.

1243
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:57,700
Tell him I love him.

1244
01:05:58,700 --> 01:05:59,700
Tell him I love him.

1245
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,700
And I'm sorry about everything, Snake.

1246
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:04,700
What do you mean you love him?

1247
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:08,700
Just tell him that, Snake.

1248
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:09,700
He must know.

1249
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:11,700
Okay, Colonel.

1250
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:13,700
I'll tell him.

1251
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:15,700
I'll tell Sokolov you love him.

1252
01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:19,700
What will your wife think?

1253
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:21,700
She doesn't need to know, Snake.

1254
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:25,700
My wife doesn't need to know, Snake.

1255
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,700
Right.

1256
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:31,700
There's no-

1257
01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:33,700
Someone's saying there, "Look, you can equip a radar."

1258
01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:35,700
And I'm in the fucking yoke here and there's no radar.

1259
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,700
How do you explain this?

1260
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,700
Heshton Blumenthal, thank you very much, and Radar Technician.

1261
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,700
In your equipment panels that you can bring up on the left, you can equip a radar.

1262
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,700
AP sensor, is it?

1263
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:53,700
This.

1264
01:06:59,700 --> 01:06:59,700
Ah, yeah.

1265
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:00,700
It's on hard mode.

1266
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,700
There's no radar in hard mode.

1267
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:04,700
No radar sea.

1268
01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:09,700
Unless you go European extreme, and then you have access to the daily podcast from the show.

1269
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:15,700
But do be warned, it's not great.

1270
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,700
And, Fave Dolly, thank you very much.

1271
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:23,700
One of my favourite games ever, great stuff.

1272
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,700
Well, I'm glad that you're here for it today.

1273
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:29,700
Fave Dolly, because we are going to be playing that game.

1274
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,700
In fact, we are playing that game right now.

1275
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,700
And by we, I mean me.

1276
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:37,700
But don't let that dismay you anymore.

1277
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,700
Look at this.

1278
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:42,700
Fuck.

1279
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:47,700
Okay, that was a real fuck up.

1280
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,700
The enemy is clo-

1281
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:49,700
Who's that?

1282
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,700
Freeze!

1283
01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,700
Can you get them to do stuff here?

1284
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:05,700
Can you get them to do stuff while you're, while you're fucking making them shit themselves?

1285
01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:13,700
In Metal Gear, in the second one you could make them, you could get a dog tag off them.

1286
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:15,700
What do I do here?

1287
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,700
Interrogate.

1288
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:17,700
How do you, how do you interrogate?

1289
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:19,700
L3.

1290
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,700
Need to equip the radar from the backpack.

1291
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,700
L3, I'm pressing L3. Nothing's happening.

1292
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:28,700
I'm pressing L3.

1293
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:29,700
I'm pressing L3.

1294
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:29,700
They have to be standing.

1295
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:29,700
Okay.

1296
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:29,700
So, we have no, what we can do is this.

1297
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:29,700
The circle of knife.

1298
01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:30,700
Hey, that wasn't a bad little move.

1299
01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:31,700
I'm pressing L3.

1300
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:32,700
I'm pressing L3.

1301
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:40,120
They have to be standing.

1302
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:40,900
Okay.

1303
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,580
So, we have no...

1304
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:45,660
What we can do is this.

1305
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,080
The circle of knife.

1306
01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:58,180
Hey, that wasn't a bad little move.

1307
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,340
Scare him.

1308
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:02,320
And then when he's lying down like that, scared.

1309
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,240
Get the old circle of knife out.

1310
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:05,900
Oh, fuck.

1311
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:06,700
His friend.

1312
01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:08,100
He's got a friend.

1313
01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:15,500
Fuck.

1314
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,140
Ah, bollocks.

1315
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,220
See you later.

1316
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,040
We'll come back.

1317
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,180
We'll come back in a minute when everything's cooled down.

1318
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:28,040
We need to let things simmer down.

1319
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:33,960
Oh, fuck.

1320
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:37,720
These lads just running past me there.

1321
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:38,060
Oh.

1322
01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:39,320
Fuck.

1323
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:53,060
I think I sliced him.

1324
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:53,460
Huh.

1325
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:59,160
I guess I'm sleeping.

1326
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:00,460
Huh?

1327
01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:04,520
Right there?

1328
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,100
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1329
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,120
You're joking.

1330
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,060
I see him.

1331
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,480
What are you doing?

1332
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:34,940
Oh, fuck.

1333
01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:36,940
Oh, fuck.

1334
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,720
This is a fuck up.

1335
01:10:37,820 --> 01:10:38,940
This is a real fuck up.

1336
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:45,280
I'm really showing myself up here in front of all the Metal Gear people who love, who think

1337
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,060
the game is class.

1338
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:48,500
Now, they're looking to see some great gameplay here.

1339
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:51,460
I know I can give you the gameplay.

1340
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,120
I just haven't got it done me today.

1341
01:10:53,380 --> 01:10:54,160
Fucking forgot it.

1342
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,960
Now, we just wait here in the grass.

1343
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,560
This is an old school technique called waiting in the grass.

1344
01:10:59,860 --> 01:11:01,160
That runs down the clock.

1345
01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:04,140
What more do you want?

1346
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:11,840
While we're waiting, you can head into the backpack here and eat a bit of this Galava fruit here.

1347
01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:12,920
Looks lovely.

1348
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:16,860
I want some more.

1349
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,540
He wants some more, he says, but he's not going to get any more.

1350
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,480
Yabloco maloco is the name of this fruit.

1351
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,040
I'm not going to eat that yet.

1352
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,020
And a hornet's nest.

1353
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:26,920
There's nothing in that.

1354
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,780
And maybe there's honey.

1355
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,060
Do hornets make honey?

1356
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,020
Or is that just bees?

1357
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:35,420
We'll find that out in due course.

1358
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,280
Welcome to the snake tonight.

1359
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,640
Tonight's snake is Solid Snake 3.

1360
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:41,920
Metal Gear Solid.

1361
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,140
Snake Eater.

1362
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:55,560
Oh, fuck.

1363
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:56,340
Ah.

1364
01:11:56,340 --> 01:12:15,560
It's not going to matter now.

1365
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:17,880
Tiger stripe.

1366
01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:23,020
Leaf.

1367
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:23,060
Leaf.

1368
01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:30,060
Leaf.

1369
01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:31,060
*Sigh*

1370
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:36,060
*Sigh*

1371
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,060
Who's that fucks sake?

1372
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:41,060
*Sigh*

1373
01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:42,060
What?

1374
01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:57,060
I don't know if we're gonna fucking finish this game, folks.

1375
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:59,060
I really don't know if we're gonna finish this game.

1376
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:04,400
Why is it why do they keep seeing me and how is it when I when I get into this new the next zone?

1377
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:08,180
How come there's the still there? They're still after me. They're still looking around

1378
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:10,180
I

1379
01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:12,180
I

1380
01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:14,180
I

1381
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:16,180
I

1382
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:18,180
I

1383
01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:20,180
I

1384
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:22,180
I

1385
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:24,180
I

1386
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,180
I

1387
01:13:26,180 --> 01:13:28,180
I

1388
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:30,180
I

1389
01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:54,900
This is HQ.

1390
01:13:54,900 --> 01:14:24,880
This is HQ.

1391
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:54,860
This is HQ.

1392
01:14:54,860 --> 01:14:56,860
Snake, now look.

1393
01:14:56,860 --> 01:15:10,860
Oh, where is he?

1394
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:12,860
What?

1395
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:22,860
Fuck's sake.

1396
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:24,860
Fuck.

1397
01:15:24,860 --> 01:15:28,860
Ah.

1398
01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:30,860
Ah.

1399
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,860
Ah.

1400
01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:44,260
Look at this.

1401
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,640
Smoothly done.

1402
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,600
Nice and smooth.

1403
01:15:50,860 --> 01:16:02,860
Ain't nobody gonna find me behind this thing.

1404
01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:25,860
*Squeak*

1405
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,360
Creepy, thank you very much.

1406
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:34,360
Reckon you'd ever go over to Twitch now the other sunglasses lad is banned.

1407
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,360
*Betroly* We've lost sight of the intruder.

1408
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,360
I don't know because...

1409
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:41,360
*Squeak* No, probably just stick on YouTube because there's no subscribers on Twitch.

1410
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,360
*Squeak* And even if you did, I don't really...

1411
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:49,360
I don't understand why, what's the difference between being on Twitch and being on YouTube.

1412
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:55,360
You get emojis, you get custom emojis in the chat so people can fucking do an emoji.

1413
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:00,360
It's hard enough keeping an eye on the chat without having to...

1414
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,360
*Squeak* see all that stuff.

1415
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,360
*Squeak*

1416
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:09,360
*Squeak*

1417
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,360
*Squeak*

1418
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,360
*Squeak*

1419
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,360
*Squeak*

1420
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,360
*Squeak*

1421
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,360
*Squeak*

1422
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,360
*Squeak*

1423
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,360
*Squeak*

1424
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:19,360
You wouldn't get this on Twitch.

1425
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,360
*Squeak*

1426
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,360
*Squeak*

1427
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:30,080
of hiding behind the box crack. And I'm not allowed to go into Sokolov until the heat has died down.

1428
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:36,880
So we've got some electric action coming forward in 60 seconds time. Another electric cut scene is

1429
01:17:36,880 --> 01:18:05,280
coming right up. Thanks very much to Antti for the tip. Creepy thank you very much. Fave, don't

1430
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:30,240
you? Pardon me, thank you very much. Vulcan Raven, thank you very much. Myself and the Foxhound boys, send our regards. Thanks very much to Foxhound and Vulcan Raven out there. Hopefully you're doing well during the lockdown. Hopefully the lockdown hasn't softened your cough or your Gatling gun. You're making a balls of it, thanks very much.

1431
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:58,320
I can't see myself making a balls of this. Like I'm behind the bookshelf. The clock is ticking down. There's no more, there'll be no more caution in 20 seconds time. And Sokolov is within our grasp. Is that the best you can come up with?

1432
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:10,320
Why is it saying caution now for another 90 seconds?

1433
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:24,680
I'm joking. Camouflage fire. Face fire. Plus 5 plus 10 for the brown. Soviet Union plus 10.

1434
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:52,680
Plus 40 for squares. No. 75% camouflage.

1435
01:19:52,680 --> 01:20:20,680
You can enter Sokolov when in caution mode. Okay, okay. Let's try it.

1436
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:32,000
We have no cardboard box. Now get ready for some amazing cutscene work here. Amazing dramatic stuff.

1437
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,480
There he is burning the stuff down in the... He's got a lovely stove.

1438
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,300
Files. Secret files. Documents.

1439
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,480
He's got a monocle. He's got a monocle. He's one of those.

1440
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:46,480
He's got a monocle. He's one of those.

1441
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:46,480
He's got a monocle. He's one of those.

1442
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:46,540
He's got a monocle. He's one of those.

1443
01:20:49,540 --> 01:21:06,620
You must be Sokolov. Are you one of Vulcan's men? Brian Gunnings. You'll never get it from me. No. I'm a CIA agent. I've come to escort you back to the other side of the Iron Curtain.

1444
01:21:06,620 --> 01:21:14,900
You're CIA agent. Yeah. I was sent by Major Zero, the man who got you out two years ago.

1445
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:17,940
Zero?

1446
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:21,680
Zero. I have a message from him.

1447
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,080
What is it?

1448
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,280
He said to tell you sorry for being so late.

1449
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:30,300
Did he now?

1450
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,640
What does it mean?

1451
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,060
It means he's a man of his word.

1452
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,820
But we've got no time for this. You have to get me out of here before they arrive.

1453
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:46,860
Who's they?

1454
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:52,540
Colonel Vulcan of Gru. You in the West know him as Thunderbolt.

1455
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:57,460
Thunderbolt? Never heard of him.

1456
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:04,120
He's a member of the Iron's extremist faction. A man who seeks to seize control of the Motherland.

1457
01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:11,060
Ever since the Cuban Missile Crisis two years ago, Khrushchev has been pursuing a policy of peaceful coexistence with the West.

1458
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:17,880
Despite resistance and criticism from hawks in the army and the provincial authorities, Khrushchev...

1459
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,060
Provincial authorities.

1460
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:20,900
...the opposition so far.

1461
01:22:21,220 --> 01:22:26,420
But the failure of his agricultural policies has put him in a precarious position.

1462
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:30,420
And on top of that, the tragedy last November.

1463
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,640
President Kennedy's assassination.

1464
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,000
President Kennedy's assassination?

1465
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:38,200
The tragedy last November.

1466
01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:41,060
...and his power base is rapidly crumbling away.

1467
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:45,920
A certain group is plotting to use this opportunity to seize power.

1468
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:49,160
The IRA. What have they got to do with this?

1469
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:53,220
...overthrowing Khrushchev and installing Brezhnev and Kosygin in his place.

1470
01:22:53,780 --> 01:22:57,020
The mastermind behind this plot is Colonel Volgan of the Gru.

1471
01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:02,460
He has control over another secret weapons research facility much like this one.

1472
01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:04,500
OKB-812.

1473
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:06,820
Known as the Gronin Design Bureau.

1474
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,060
And is using it to further his plans.

1475
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:11,720
But that is not enough to satisfy him.

1476
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,460
Now he's plotting to seize the secret weapon I have been developing here.

1477
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,020
And use it as leverage in his bid for power.

1478
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:32,880
The intelligence says that they are going to make their move during the test.

1479
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,720
Then, the soldiers outside.

1480
01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:40,380
Exactly.

1481
01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:44,900
They wouldn't need that many men just to keep me inside.

1482
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:49,260
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

1483
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:50,100
...from capturing me.

1484
01:23:54,260 --> 01:23:56,880
Even if it meant killing me in the process.

1485
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,300
Or so it would seem.

1486
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:00,460
You are a liar.

1487
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,640
Vulcan will come.

1488
01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:07,660
I'm sure of it.

1489
01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:09,820
You must get me out of here before then.

1490
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:13,580
That is a total and absolute lie.

1491
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:17,700
By the way.

1492
01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:19,820
Your Russian is superb.

1493
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,200
You are a liar.

1494
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,520
Where did you learn to speak it?

1495
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,040
I love where?

1496
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:28,500
From my mother.

1497
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:30,440
My mommy.

1498
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:30,940
That's...

1499
01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:34,020
America is truly a frightening country.

1500
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:36,780
Tell me about it.

1501
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:37,700
Are you having second thoughts?

1502
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:38,880
No.

1503
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,600
I have no love for this place.

1504
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:42,220
Let's go.

1505
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,340
He's got a mon...

1506
01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:49,800
His monocle is suspended up by his ear.

1507
01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:52,240
He's got it attached to his ear in case it falls down.

1508
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:53,600
What a weird creep.

1509
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,000
Imagine going around with just a monocle.

1510
01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:58,780
Which is attached to your ear.

1511
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,120
Sokolov is safe with me.

1512
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,100
He's doing fine.

1513
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:02,180
Wouldn't work these days.

1514
01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:03,600
Too creepy.

1515
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,020
Much too creepy.

1516
01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,240
Pair of glasses is sound.

1517
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,080
Even a fucking contact lens.

1518
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:12,160
But a monocle attached to your ear by a string.

1519
01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:13,200
Not good.

1520
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:14,040
Not a good look.

1521
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:16,360
You're gonna get sussed out.

1522
01:25:16,860 --> 01:25:17,280
I see.

1523
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,720
What about the boss?

1524
01:25:19,180 --> 01:25:21,220
We lost contact with the boss some time ago.

1525
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,120
What happened?

1526
01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:24,400
It's probably just a weak signal.

1527
01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:26,480
Just hurry and get Sokolov out of there.

1528
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:26,520
I see.

1529
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:38,680
There's no 4G coverage in the jungle.

1530
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:43,420
How are we meant to stream if we can't tether our computer?

1531
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:47,060
To the 4G router from 3 Mobile.

1532
01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:52,540
You're gonna have to do whatever you can, Snake.

1533
01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:52,560
You're gonna have to do whatever you can, Snake.

1534
01:25:55,560 --> 01:26:12,360
What the fuck's he doing?

1535
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:17,320
All you can eat data?

1536
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:20,260
Is it true?

1537
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:25,820
I heard somewhere there's a 60 gigabyte cap on the all you can eat.

1538
01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:27,840
Tried to eat all the data.

1539
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:30,220
And I'm getting charged.

1540
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:35,260
I need to go home for my dinner.

1541
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:35,760
Freeze!

1542
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,420
Oh, I tell you what's weird now.

1543
01:26:46,620 --> 01:26:49,020
I can remember Revolver Ocelot comes in here.

1544
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:51,620
And he does some sort of weird...

1545
01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:53,440
Weird cat meow.

1546
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:55,020
This is the legendary boss.

1547
01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:56,680
He does like a kind of...

1548
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,320
Wow!

1549
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,460
Look at his tiny gun.

1550
01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:08,420
Tiny gun Shyman.

1551
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:09,940
You!

1552
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:12,440
You're from the Ocelot unit of Spetsnaz.

1553
01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:16,120
What's a Gru soldier doing here?

1554
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,420
Lou Grass.

1555
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,760
Thank you very much, Lou Grass.

1556
01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:20,480
And also...

1557
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:20,980
Soldier?

1558
01:27:20,980 --> 01:27:24,300
I missed the names there earlier.

1559
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,860
Rhino, where is my badge?

1560
01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:28,060
Radar technician.

1561
01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:35,420
He's the Ocelot commander.

1562
01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:36,180
Heh.

1563
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:39,080
That's Major Ocelot to you.

1564
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:42,600
And don't you forget it.

1565
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,240
Right.

1566
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:46,160
Thank you very much.

1567
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:50,880
Sokolov is ours.

1568
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:52,700
Now get out of here.

1569
01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:56,140
And Ocelot never lets his prey escape.

1570
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:57,560
What?

1571
01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:27,540
I'm not.

1572
01:28:27,540 --> 01:28:29,540
I'm not.

1573
01:28:29,540 --> 01:28:31,540
I'm not.

1574
01:28:31,540 --> 01:28:33,540
I'm not.

1575
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:45,660
Why is he wearing those fucking spears or whatever you call them at the back?

1576
01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:49,540
He's not going and he's not going doing any horse riding around here.

1577
01:28:49,540 --> 01:28:51,540
It's not the wild waste.

1578
01:28:51,540 --> 01:29:07,540
I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade even if it is for the grue.

1579
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:08,540
Shpears.

1580
01:29:08,540 --> 01:29:10,540
I call them stirrups.

1581
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:13,540
Why has he got fucking stirrups on his feet man?

1582
01:29:13,540 --> 01:29:17,540
See Sokolov there running away like an old creep.

1583
01:29:17,540 --> 01:29:20,540
It's just me and the cat man do.

1584
01:29:29,540 --> 01:29:31,540
Fucking Britney Spears man.

1585
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:36,540
I think the meow is later.

1586
01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,540
I-

1587
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:39,540
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1588
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:44,540
That's why I want to be able to pause it so I can fucking laugh.

1589
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:46,540
But I have to keep going.

1590
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:49,540
Have to keep going.

1591
01:29:49,540 --> 01:29:50,540
*Loud voice*

1592
01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:51,540
*Loud voice*

1593
01:29:51,540 --> 01:29:52,540
*Loud voice*

1594
01:29:52,540 --> 01:29:53,540
Fuck.

1595
01:29:53,540 --> 01:29:54,540
What is that stance?

1596
01:29:54,540 --> 01:29:55,540
*Loud voice*

1597
01:29:55,540 --> 01:29:56,540
*Loud voice*

1598
01:29:56,540 --> 01:29:57,540
Why did you put that in the game?

1599
01:29:57,540 --> 01:29:58,540
*Loud voice*

1600
01:29:58,540 --> 01:29:59,540
That gun.

1601
01:29:59,540 --> 01:30:00,540
So weird.

1602
01:30:00,540 --> 01:30:01,540
Doesn't even make sense.

1603
01:30:01,540 --> 01:30:02,540
*Loud voice*

1604
01:30:02,540 --> 01:30:03,540
It's not even hard.

1605
01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:04,540
Sounds weak.

1606
01:30:04,540 --> 01:30:27,180
weak! If you're not the boss, then die! Shoot him! You just shoot him there and then! Two in the head, Gonzo! End of the story, end of the game then!

1607
01:30:27,180 --> 01:30:56,420
Time paradox if you kill Asalat, yeah. Body slam.

1608
01:30:56,420 --> 01:31:13,780
He's fucked. Someone else is doing a bit of shooting.

1609
01:31:13,780 --> 01:31:40,280
Didn't you?

1610
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:46,280
I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart.

1611
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,280
You hammered your mother.

1612
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:49,280
Jam on you, huh?

1613
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:56,280
Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place. You tend to twist your elbow to absorb the recoil.

1614
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:59,280
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me!

1615
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,280
You filthy American dog!

1616
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:14,280
*Gunshot*

1617
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:16,280
Fuck you, Deputy Stike!

1618
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:18,280
Spiders.

1619
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:24,280
But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.

1620
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:30,280
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 'Cause that stuff was a blast.

1621
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:34,280
*Sigh*

1622
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,280
Master... McDonnell Miller.

1623
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,280
Training the Alaskan Scouts, I believe.

1624
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:51,280
I think if you press the PS button, it should bring up a menu. You can use it as a pseudo-pause.

1625
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:56,280
If you press the PS button, it brings up a menu. You can use it as a pseudo- a pseudo-pause!

1626
01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:57,280
Really?

1627
01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:00,280
I read you. Snake, you alright?

1628
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:01,280
No luck.

1629
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:02,280
*Sigh*

1630
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:07,280
These guys were after Sokolov too. Apparently they were taking orders from a Gru Colonel named Volgan.

1631
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:13,280
It still goes. It still goes. It still goes when you press the pseudo-pause. Thanks very much for that.

1632
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,280
Something between the KGP and the KGP.

1633
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:20,280
It's a tip though, even though the tip that you gave isn't a- it doesn't work but it's still an idea and you're still thinking.

1634
01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:23,280
It's great that you're thinking.

1635
01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:24,280
*Sigh*

1636
01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:29,280
The whole thing stinks.

1637
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:30,280
*Sigh*

1638
01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:31,280
It was a pseudo-solution. *Sigh*

1639
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:32,280
*Sigh*

1640
01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:33,280
*Sigh*

1641
01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:34,280
*Sigh*

1642
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,280
Okay, so what do we do now? You- Young Gun. *Sigh*

1643
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,280
What am I meant to do here? We call those guns. *Sigh*

1644
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:49,960
Okay, so what do we do now you young gun?

1645
01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:26,020
Snake those drums are filled with fuel that'll prove to be useful. What do you mean? Think about it. Shoot a bullet at a drum full of flammable fuel and uh... Gotcha. If you blow up those drums full of fuel the explosion should take care of any enemies in a fairly wide radius. Just make sure you don't get caught up in the blast yourself.

1646
01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:31,140
Anybody tell me here is there a gun around here I can get?

1647
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:50,180
Playing with sunglasses. How is he saying anything? I just can. I just can. James Perry think about it. Eight something you're wasting away. Snake didn't know that already. Major Tom Speck. Good gun at the top of the staircase. There's a rifle under the bridge. The bridge is well... Is that back is it?

1648
01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:54,400
People keep on saying the bridge but the bridge is where? That's somewhere else.

1649
01:34:55,860 --> 01:35:02,400
There's an M16 under the bridge. You're about to finish the mission once you leave. So I don't need to go get a gun now anyway.

1650
01:35:04,060 --> 01:35:05,860
PG shit tips. Thank you very much.

1651
01:35:08,420 --> 01:35:10,740
Are these fuckers gonna wake up soon enough?

1652
01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:25,580
Meow.

1653
01:35:25,580 --> 01:35:25,700
Meow.

1654
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:29,640
Who told him to do that in the middle of a battle?

1655
01:35:30,220 --> 01:35:31,240
It's not a battle cry.

1656
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:34,600
It's like a fucking...

1657
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,240
A cat getting fucking strangled or something.

1658
01:35:42,740 --> 01:35:45,940
I wonder will they wake up if I hang around here too long.

1659
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:00,340
Okay, that's a gun.

1660
01:36:00,340 --> 01:36:17,340
Mousetrap.

1661
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:32,160
-

1662
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:39,160
-

1663
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:46,160
-

1664
01:36:46,160 --> 01:36:50,160
-

1665
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:54,160
-

1666
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:58,160
-

1667
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:02,160
-

1668
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:08,160
-

1669
01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:15,160
-

1670
01:37:15,160 --> 01:37:17,160
-

1671
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:19,160
-

1672
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:21,160
-

1673
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:23,160
-

1674
01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:27,160
-

1675
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:29,160
-

1676
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:37,160
-

1677
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:44,160
-

1678
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,160
-

1679
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,160
-

1680
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:48,160
-

1681
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:50,160
-

1682
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,160
-

1683
01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:55,160
-

1684
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,160
-

1685
01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:59,160
-

1686
01:37:59,160 --> 01:37:59,160
-

1687
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:01,160
-

1688
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:01,160
-

1689
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:10,160
-

1690
01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:11,160
-

1691
01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,160
-

1692
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:12,160
-

1693
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:12,160
-

1694
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:12,160
-

1695
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:23,160
-

1696
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:23,160
-

1697
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:23,160
-

1698
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:25,160
-

1699
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:25,160
-

1700
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:27,160
-

1701
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:53,340
ran away. Ah yeah.

1702
01:38:53,340 --> 01:39:19,060
Lovely jungle. Lovely atmosphere. Lovely snake.

1703
01:39:19,060 --> 01:39:44,060
Shagohod. Done deal. Shagohod on done deal man. You get a 151 Shagohod for 12,000 euro in Longford.

1704
01:39:44,060 --> 01:39:49,040
Friendly units. A nuclear equipped tank capable of operating solo.

1705
01:39:54,460 --> 01:40:00,340
Is that thing finished? No. This is only the end of phase one.

1706
01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:08,700
It won't be truly finished until we complete phase two. Phase two. The weapon's true form.

1707
01:40:10,060 --> 01:40:16,120
If it is completed and the colonel gets his hands on it, it will be the end of the Cold War.

1708
01:40:16,220 --> 01:40:17,440
The end of the Cold War?

1709
01:40:17,620 --> 01:40:18,380
Will it fuck?

1710
01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:27,960
Yes. And then the age of fear will truly begin. World War. I had no choice but to cooperate.

1711
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:36,420
I didn't want to die. Don't you have a life? I wanted to see my wife and child again in America.

1712
01:40:37,380 --> 01:40:39,980
Please take me to America. Quickly.

1713
01:40:41,620 --> 01:40:46,260
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's spy scout movement?

1714
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:48,120
Got it. Let's go.

1715
01:40:51,700 --> 01:41:15,840
Slowly but surely over the bridge. Let's go across this rope bridge. Looks safe.

1716
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:30,920
Monocle man getting shitted up. Monocle creep. Keep up with me, monocle creep. You suck.

1717
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:50,160
Mommy.

1718
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:50,260
Mommy.

1719
01:41:58,260 --> 01:42:00,260
Lori Allen.

1720
01:42:00,260 --> 01:42:16,700
Good work, Jack. What are you doing here?

1721
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:18,820
Sokolov comes with me.

1722
01:42:28,820 --> 01:42:33,820
Hornets.

1723
01:42:33,820 --> 01:42:38,820
Hornets.

1724
01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:38,900
Hornets.

1725
01:42:38,900 --> 01:43:04,220
It's a very busy scene.

1726
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:12,560
A lot going on, a lot to digest.

1727
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:14,140
There's a lot to unpack here.

1728
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:18,680
There's lads coming out, piling out of helicopters.

1729
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:21,620
With fucking hornet's nests.

1730
01:43:21,620 --> 01:43:42,340
That's Santa Claus.

1731
01:43:42,340 --> 01:43:46,480
Santa Claus is on the york thing.

1732
01:43:46,480 --> 01:43:50,160
It's time we go to the depths of hell itself.

1733
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:53,120
Mommy's gone.

1734
01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:01,000
It's raining blood.

1735
01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:05,560
Is he crying?

1736
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:35,540
I'm sorry.

1737
01:44:35,540 --> 01:44:39,540
ESB

1738
01:44:39,540 --> 01:44:46,100
Electricity supply boss

1739
01:44:46,100 --> 01:44:57,620
Kawasaki, Kawasaki

1740
01:44:57,620 --> 01:45:03,720
Energia, Energia

1741
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:17,720
Davy Crockett's

1742
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:22,720
These are a gift for me now

1743
01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:28,240
That's my son

1744
01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:35,360
He doesn't look like a child

1745
01:45:35,360 --> 01:45:36,740
He's got a fucking beard

1746
01:45:36,740 --> 01:45:38,460
And a man's body

1747
01:45:38,460 --> 01:45:45,980
What are these emotions you're on about?

1748
01:45:45,980 --> 01:45:47,100
You can pull the trigger

1749
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:52,700
Ah, you got burnt

1750
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:57,540
Took the gun out of your fucking frame, man

1751
01:45:57,540 --> 01:45:58,640
Shook the barrel

1752
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:01,500
Dismantled the gun you were holding, man

1753
01:46:01,500 --> 01:46:03,100
Your mommy betcha

1754
01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:07,240
Your mommy's gonna beat you on a bridge, man

1755
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:09,980
Oh, your mommy broke your arm

1756
01:46:09,980 --> 01:46:16,100
The old arm breaker

1757
01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:18,100
You've seen my face

1758
01:46:18,100 --> 01:46:20,640
Kill him, Kawasaki

1759
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:24,100
We can't let him live

1760
01:46:24,100 --> 01:46:29,100
Energia, Energia

1761
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:34,220
If Khrushchev finds out about this, we're finished

1762
01:46:34,220 --> 01:46:35,380
We're fucked

1763
01:46:35,380 --> 01:46:37,520
Imagine he just said

1764
01:46:37,520 --> 01:46:39,100
We're fucked

1765
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:49,780
What a stupid fucking thing

1766
01:46:49,780 --> 01:46:51,760
The whole thing's ridiculous

1767
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:52,980
This is why I want to be able to

1768
01:46:52,980 --> 01:46:54,560
I want to be able to pause the game

1769
01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:55,100
So I can

1770
01:46:55,100 --> 01:46:58,340
Stop, reflect, and move on

1771
01:46:58,340 --> 01:46:59,820
But unfortunately I can't do that

1772
01:46:59,820 --> 01:47:14,620
Lucky

1773
01:47:14,620 --> 01:47:15,620
Jucky

1774
01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:17,220
Thank you very much

1775
01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:25,480
The mommy special there

1776
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:28,200
Got a hold of mommy by the neck

1777
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,260
She's gonna fucking

1778
01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:31,440
Jimmy Ling him off the bridge

1779
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:32,960
Ah, Jimmy Ling

1780
01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:35,340
Jimmy Ling

1781
01:47:35,340 --> 01:47:43,240
Thank you very much, Jimmy Ling

1782
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:47,000
I hope you're doing well, bud

1783
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,780
The new blood has been rejected

1784
01:47:48,780 --> 01:47:53,420
Thank you very much for the tip

1785
01:47:53,420 --> 01:47:54,800
And Lucky Jucky as well

1786
01:47:54,800 --> 01:48:00,680
Great if you could do the pseudo-pause

1787
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:04,180
Can't do the pseudo-pause

1788
01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:07,680
Now onto Sokolov's research facility

1789
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:13,060
Shagohot is ours

1790
01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:21,860
Shagohot is after you

1791
01:48:21,860 --> 01:48:24,020
Do you know your man?

1792
01:48:24,020 --> 01:48:27,800
Shagohot is after you, man

1793
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:32,240
Who's she talking to like?

1794
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:32,800
Does she know?

1795
01:48:33,140 --> 01:48:34,220
Does she think he's dead?

1796
01:48:34,340 --> 01:48:35,440
Does she think Snake's dead?

1797
01:48:42,100 --> 01:48:43,100
You'd love to shoot

1798
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:44,020
Thank you very much

1799
01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:59,580
He was just lying on the ground

1800
01:48:59,580 --> 01:49:00,780
With his face like this

1801
01:49:00,780 --> 01:49:17,400
Solid slug

1802
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:18,900
Thank you

1803
01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:24,200
Snake, can you hear me?

1804
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:27,920
Yeah, just barely

1805
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,380
Snake, listen to me

1806
01:49:30,380 --> 01:49:32,120
You need emergency medical treatment

1807
01:49:32,120 --> 01:49:32,880
Can you move?

1808
01:49:36,620 --> 01:49:38,460
You've got to get those wounds treated

1809
01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:39,220
Hang in there

1810
01:49:39,220 --> 01:49:42,540
All right, let's get you fixed up

1811
01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:43,160
Paramedic?

1812
01:49:43,820 --> 01:49:44,640
Okay, Snake

1813
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,980
Just relax and it'll all be over

1814
01:49:46,980 --> 01:50:14,680
Star button?

1815
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:17,440
Cure

1816
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:19,400
Healing is divided into treatment

1817
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:21,660
Using medicine with the item window button

1818
01:50:21,660 --> 01:50:23,020
And surgical treatment

1819
01:50:23,020 --> 01:50:24,380
Using the weapon window button

1820
01:50:24,380 --> 01:50:28,400
Your injuries include a fractured left elbow and rib bone

1821
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:30,520
And lacerations on your upper arms

1822
01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:31,660
Right elbow and abdomen

1823
01:50:31,660 --> 01:50:35,320
They need to be fixed using surgical treatment

1824
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:39,320
Move the healing cursor with the left stick

1825
01:50:39,320 --> 01:50:40,720
To the affected part of your body

1826
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,380
Once you've selected the affected area

1827
01:50:43,380 --> 01:50:44,480
Hold on to the other unit

1828
01:50:44,480 --> 01:50:47,440
And use the left stick to select the medical pilot

1829
01:50:47,440 --> 01:50:48,700
And then press the inner button

1830
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:49,720
With this method to be able to be able to use the weapon

1831
01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:53,320
We need to meet up with a few of the lads in the Shagohod

1832
01:50:53,320 --> 01:50:55,720
They have a slab of Galahad

1833
01:50:55,720 --> 01:51:02,560
We all went in on a slab of Galahad

1834
01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:07,260
There's a couple of Polish men inside the Shagohod too

1835
01:51:07,260 --> 01:51:10,600
They have Tisky by the bottle

1836
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:23,620
Scrundy and Cundy

1837
01:51:23,620 --> 01:51:24,940
Thank you very much

1838
01:51:24,940 --> 01:51:33,080
I think Snake needs a staycation

1839
01:51:33,080 --> 01:51:38,420
Now survival menu

1840
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,800
Cure

1841
01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:43,300
Cut condition

1842
01:51:43,300 --> 01:51:45,460
Cut condition

1843
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:46,640
Suffering from a deep cut

1844
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:47,040
Bleeding

1845
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:47,760
No bandage

1846
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:49,080
Not yet disinfected

1847
01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:49,280
Okay

1848
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:49,960
So we need

1849
01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:52,280
A bandage

1850
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:53,700
And we need to disinfect

1851
01:51:53,700 --> 01:51:54,760
And then bandage

1852
01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:55,100
Is it?

1853
01:51:55,420 --> 01:51:55,980
Surgery

1854
01:51:55,980 --> 01:51:57,160
L2

1855
01:51:57,160 --> 01:51:58,320
Serum

1856
01:51:58,320 --> 01:51:58,880
Antidote

1857
01:51:58,880 --> 01:51:59,400
Cmed

1858
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:03,580
Effective for treating venom

1859
01:52:03,580 --> 01:52:05,260
Effective for treating stomach

1860
01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:06,840
Colds

1861
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:08,100
Food poisoning

1862
01:52:08,100 --> 01:52:09,480
So we need none of that

1863
01:52:09,480 --> 01:52:11,680
What we need is a

1864
01:52:11,680 --> 01:52:14,100
Disinfect

1865
01:52:14,100 --> 01:52:19,880
And then you need the

1866
01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:24,880
Sature

1867
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:28,640
Sature

1868
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:29,760
Need a bandage

1869
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:34,640
Maybe you need a fucking

1870
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:36,760
Shtyptych

1871
01:52:36,760 --> 01:52:40,300
Broken bone

1872
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:40,960
Bone fracture

1873
01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:42,300
You need a bandage for this

1874
01:52:42,300 --> 01:52:45,140
Just a bandage

1875
01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:47,360
Okay

1876
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:48,160
So you don't need

1877
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:49,060
Maybe you need a

1878
01:52:49,060 --> 01:52:53,360
Maybe you need a fucking

1879
01:52:53,360 --> 01:52:57,360
Wrong

1880
01:52:57,360 --> 01:52:59,360
Splint

1881
01:52:59,360 --> 01:53:03,120
Broken bone again

1882
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:04,120
Splint

1883
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:07,120
Bandage

1884
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,900
Cut

1885
01:53:09,900 --> 01:53:11,600
Disinfect

1886
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:12,680
The wound

1887
01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:15,120
Shtyptych

1888
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:21,240
Sature

1889
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:24,700
suture how would you say that how would you pronounce that suture?

1890
01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:50,800
suture, suture you need a suture. The wedding's tomorrow you need a suture.

1891
01:53:50,800 --> 01:54:13,540
5G Volgan, thank you very much for your tip. You can switch to one of those no commentary snake eater streams on YouTube during cutscenes. And you can pause them during the cutscenes. What's that? What does that mean? You can switch to one of those no commentary snake eater streams on YouTube during cutscenes. Oh yeah. And then pause the cutscenes.

1892
01:54:17,020 --> 01:54:19,540
That would take a bit of fucking doing with it.

1893
01:54:19,540 --> 01:54:31,540
Maybe we could do that. Maybe we could do that. Maybe we could do that. It's worth it because there's so much there that you want to just say, hang on a minute.

1894
01:54:31,540 --> 01:54:41,540
Let's just rewind the roller coaster for a moment and sit back and ask a few questions there because it didn't make any sense.

1895
01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:55,820
Thanks very much 5G Volgan for the tip of what to do during the snake eater full movie.

1896
01:54:57,540 --> 01:54:59,540
full movie, full cutscene.

1897
01:54:59,540 --> 01:55:01,540
The full movie HD story.

1898
01:55:01,540 --> 01:55:03,540
Cat, cat, kids close.

1899
01:55:03,540 --> 01:55:08,540
Jesus Christ. Some of the adverts you get on YouTube are absolute fucking cat.

1900
01:55:12,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial, skip trial.

1901
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial.

1902
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial.

1903
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial.

1904
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial.

1905
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Skip trial.

1906
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:15,540
Skip trial.

1907
01:55:15,540 --> 01:55:15,540
Skip trial.

1908
01:55:15,540 --> 01:55:15,540
Skip trial.

1909
01:55:15,540 --> 01:55:15,540
Skip trial.

1910
01:55:15,540 --> 01:55:16,540
Skip trial.

1911
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:16,540
Skip trial.

1912
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:16,540
Skip trial.

1913
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:17,540
Skip trial.

1914
01:55:17,540 --> 01:55:17,540
Skip trial.

1915
01:55:17,540 --> 01:55:18,540
Skip trial.

1916
01:55:18,540 --> 01:55:18,540
Skip trial.

1917
01:55:18,540 --> 01:55:19,540
Skip trial.

1918
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:19,540
Skip trial.

1919
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:20,540
Skip trial.

1920
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:20,540
Skip trial.

1921
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:20,540
Skip trial.

1922
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:21,540
Skip trial.

1923
01:55:21,540 --> 01:55:21,540
Skip trial.

1924
01:55:21,540 --> 01:55:22,540
Skip trial.

1925
01:55:22,540 --> 01:55:23,540
Skip trial.

1926
01:55:23,540 --> 01:55:23,540
I seen an advert there.

1927
01:55:23,540 --> 01:55:25,540
I wanted, I was laughing last night and I would like to show you the advert.

1928
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:25,540
I was laughing at, but I can't remember what it's called, but it's an advert, a YouTube advert

1929
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:28,540
that you'll see if you don't have ad blocker installed.

1930
01:55:28,540 --> 01:55:32,540
And it's for the live streamers, how to be the best live streamer.

1931
01:55:32,540 --> 01:55:34,540
And it's so coerced.

1932
01:55:34,540 --> 01:55:35,540
And there's people on it.

1933
01:55:35,540 --> 01:55:40,540
They're like, I went from 1000 followers to 5000 overnight.

1934
01:55:40,540 --> 01:55:43,540
I need to get more followers.

1935
01:55:43,540 --> 01:55:45,540
And it keeps on cutting from, from different people.

1936
01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:49,540
So there's a fella, there's a girl, there's another lad, there's all this sort of shit.

1937
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:50,540
They're not even real streamers.

1938
01:55:50,540 --> 01:55:52,540
They're, I'd say they're actors.

1939
01:55:52,540 --> 01:55:57,540
And they're, they're like, we need, oh, I'm so, there's a guy walking around with a mobile phone,

1940
01:55:57,540 --> 01:55:59,540
just filming himself going.

1941
01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:03,540
Oh, so I'm so glad that I've got revenue coming in now.

1942
01:56:03,540 --> 01:56:05,540
So many followers.

1943
01:56:05,540 --> 01:56:11,540
It was like one, it went from 500 followers to 15,000 followers overnight.

1944
01:56:13,540 --> 01:56:15,540
My life is getting better.

1945
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:20,540
It's like, and there's all this pace and there's, there's like, keeps on flitting between the heads

1946
01:56:20,540 --> 01:56:23,540
and they're saying, download the app now, subscribe.

1947
01:56:23,540 --> 01:56:27,540
We will teach you how to be the best that you can be online.

1948
01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:28,540
Streaming.

1949
01:56:28,540 --> 01:56:29,540
Followers.

1950
01:56:29,540 --> 01:56:30,540
Merchandise.

1951
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:31,540
Cross sale.

1952
01:56:31,540 --> 01:56:32,540
Upsell.

1953
01:56:32,540 --> 01:56:33,540
T-shirts.

1954
01:56:33,540 --> 01:56:35,540
Fucking emotes.

1955
01:56:35,540 --> 01:56:36,540
It's all this stuff.

1956
01:56:36,540 --> 01:56:37,540
I need to find it.

1957
01:56:37,540 --> 01:56:44,540
If you, if anybody's got it there, send us it in a little link or tell me what it is and I can put it up and we can have a laugh at it.

1958
01:56:44,540 --> 01:56:45,540
I'll try and find it now.

1959
01:56:45,540 --> 01:56:47,540
Try and find it now.

1960
01:56:47,540 --> 01:56:48,540
Try and find it now.

1961
01:56:50,540 --> 01:56:51,540
Stream.

1962
01:56:51,540 --> 01:56:52,540
I don't know what you call it.

1963
01:56:52,540 --> 01:56:53,540
Fucking stream.

1964
01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:55,540
Helpers or something.

1965
01:56:55,540 --> 01:56:56,540
Stream.

1966
01:56:59,540 --> 01:57:00,540
Live stream.

1967
01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:02,540
Live streamers.

1968
01:57:04,540 --> 01:57:05,540
Fuck.

1969
01:57:05,540 --> 01:57:16,540
I wish, I hope you can, I hope someone can find the video and send it to me because I don't know what it's called.

1970
01:57:16,540 --> 01:57:18,540
Why didn't I take a note?

1971
01:57:23,540 --> 01:57:24,540
Okay, I'll just do this.

1972
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:26,540
I've got the little fucking cutscenes here as well.

1973
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:27,540
I've got that big boss.

1974
01:57:27,540 --> 01:57:28,540
Big boss.

1975
01:57:28,540 --> 01:57:29,540
Hold on here now.

1976
01:57:29,540 --> 01:57:30,540
Firefox.

1977
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,540
Right.

1978
01:57:31,540 --> 01:57:32,540
This is kinda why I wanted to play this game.

1979
01:57:32,540 --> 01:57:33,540
I don't know what it's called.

1980
01:57:33,540 --> 01:57:34,540
I don't know what it's called.

1981
01:57:34,540 --> 01:57:35,540
I don't know what it's called.

1982
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:36,540
I don't know what it's called.

1983
01:57:36,540 --> 01:57:37,540
I don't know what it's called.

1984
01:57:37,540 --> 01:57:38,540
I don't know what it's called.

1985
01:57:38,540 --> 01:57:39,540
I don't know what it's called.

1986
01:57:39,540 --> 01:57:40,540
I don't know what it's called.

1987
01:57:40,540 --> 01:57:41,540
I don't know what it's called.

1988
01:57:41,540 --> 01:57:42,540
I don't know what it's called.

1989
01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:43,540
I don't know what it's called.

1990
01:57:43,540 --> 01:57:44,540
I don't know what it's called.

1991
01:57:44,540 --> 01:57:45,540
I don't know what it's called.

1992
01:57:45,540 --> 01:57:46,540
I don't know what it's called.

1993
01:57:46,540 --> 01:57:47,540
I don't know what it's called.

1994
01:57:47,540 --> 01:57:48,540
I don't know what it's called.

1995
01:57:48,540 --> 01:57:49,540
I don't know what it's called.

1996
01:57:49,540 --> 01:57:50,540
I don't know what it's called.

1997
01:57:50,540 --> 01:57:58,540
Right.

1998
01:57:58,540 --> 01:58:00,540
This is kinda why I wanted to play the game.

1999
01:58:00,540 --> 01:58:02,540
Was just because of this sort of stuff here.

2000
01:58:02,540 --> 01:58:04,540
Where we can stop.

2001
01:58:04,540 --> 01:58:06,540
And sit back.

2002
01:58:06,540 --> 01:58:07,540
And ask.

2003
01:58:09,540 --> 01:58:11,540
Let's go back here.

2004
01:58:11,540 --> 01:58:12,540
There.

2005
01:58:12,540 --> 01:58:14,540
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

2006
01:58:14,540 --> 01:58:16,540
Wanna go back to.

2007
01:58:16,540 --> 01:58:17,540
Uh.

2008
01:58:19,540 --> 01:58:21,540
Wanna go back to.

2009
01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:26,540
When he comes on the scene.

2010
01:58:26,540 --> 01:58:29,540
And he's saying that stuff about.

2011
01:58:29,540 --> 01:58:30,540
Fucking Kawasaki.

2012
01:58:30,540 --> 01:58:31,540
Here we go.

2013
01:58:42,540 --> 01:58:43,540
Kung flu fighting.

2014
01:58:43,540 --> 01:58:44,540
Thank you very much.

2015
01:58:44,540 --> 01:58:46,540
And owl me ling.

2016
01:58:46,540 --> 01:58:47,540
Thank you very much.

2017
01:58:47,540 --> 01:58:49,540
much.

2018
01:58:49,540 --> 01:59:01,540
Properties. Monitor and output.

2019
01:59:01,540 --> 01:59:31,520
Now I can't fucking hear that. Okay, we'll have to come back to that. That's a concept that hasn't been developed yet.

2020
01:59:31,520 --> 02:00:00,220
I'll have that developed for the next day. Right now we just concentrate on getting the game played. Make the cat sound your donation alert. Okay, I'll have that done for tomorrow as well. Have you tried hitting the start button to pause or skip? Yeah, I've tried, man. I've tried it. I don't want to skip them, you see. Went at the cutscene. Hit start. Connemara. Connemara.

2021
02:00:01,500 --> 02:00:23,220
Please find me the video.

2022
02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:26,060
Please somebody find that video of live streamers on YouTube.

2023
02:00:26,220 --> 02:00:27,360
It's an advert on YouTube.

2024
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:32,160
Aimed at people who want to get loads of followers.

2025
02:00:32,580 --> 02:00:33,500
And they're fake.

2026
02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:34,840
The people who were making it were fake.

2027
02:00:34,920 --> 02:00:36,740
They're pretending to be streamers, but they're not.

2028
02:00:36,820 --> 02:00:38,200
I can guarantee they're not streamers.

2029
02:00:38,260 --> 02:00:39,700
Because they wouldn't be that transparent.

2030
02:00:39,820 --> 02:00:41,600
They wouldn't be that...

2031
02:00:41,600 --> 02:00:43,360
The stuff they were saying.

2032
02:00:43,500 --> 02:00:44,700
Maybe they would be that transparent.

2033
02:00:44,860 --> 02:00:45,120
I don't know.

2034
02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:50,900
Ben Cooper.

2035
02:00:50,980 --> 02:00:52,380
I've tried hitting the start, Ben.

2036
02:00:52,880 --> 02:00:54,220
We've been through that.

2037
02:00:54,920 --> 02:00:55,640
It's not going to work.

2038
02:00:55,640 --> 02:01:00,860
If I press start here, look.

2039
02:01:02,100 --> 02:01:02,620
Skips.

2040
02:01:12,460 --> 02:01:13,740
Please find that video.

2041
02:01:13,740 --> 02:01:18,340
We can't end the stream tonight without watching the video.

2042
02:01:18,340 --> 02:01:20,200
I'm not sure.

2043
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:31,880
Shagohod.

2044
02:01:31,880 --> 02:01:31,880
Shagohod.

2045
02:01:41,880 --> 02:01:42,740
Shagohod.

2046
02:01:42,740 --> 02:02:00,420
Shagohod.

2047
02:02:05,420 --> 02:02:24,200
I believe we're gonna get a bit of meow meow out of a lot. No we're not. We are, we are, we are, we are.

2048
02:02:24,200 --> 02:02:51,960
There. Sorry, I'm, don't worry, I'm gonna, we're gonna watch that cutscene. We're gonna do it in the way that I've been told to do it. Save data, yeah, okay. Now we can watch this cutscene. And we've got the pleasure, all the pleasure of being able to stop as and when we want.

2049
02:02:53,020 --> 02:03:07,920
Now, stream pace enabled. No point in letting these cutscenes go by without taking a deep dive into the inner machinations of the Kojima mindset.

2050
02:03:12,540 --> 02:03:22,540
Kojima mindset, everybody. Kojima mindset. Audio properties. Audio properties.

2051
02:03:22,540 --> 02:03:32,440
properties. Then you want to go properties. And then you want to go speakers. And then you want to go apply and okay. And then hit the play. And we're in. And we're in. Okay, here we go.

2052
02:03:46,540 --> 02:03:51,540
Like, he's just opened a box full of stuff and he decides to go...

2053
02:03:51,540 --> 02:03:53,720
Back.

2054
02:04:12,260 --> 02:04:12,980
Excellent.

2055
02:04:14,260 --> 02:04:16,100
A great success.

2056
02:04:16,100 --> 02:04:23,920
Thanks to the boss and her cobras, I have both Sokolov and the Shagohad.

2057
02:04:28,920 --> 02:04:30,340
He smells something.

2058
02:04:30,820 --> 02:04:31,620
Someone fart.

2059
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:34,880
I have both Sokolov and the Shagohad.

2060
02:04:43,820 --> 02:04:46,880
What are we going to do with the girl?

2061
02:04:49,000 --> 02:04:49,860
Who is she?

2062
02:04:52,180 --> 02:04:53,860
Apparently she's Sokolov's woman.

2063
02:04:55,140 --> 02:04:58,200
So, why would you get all the way up to this stage?

2064
02:04:58,260 --> 02:05:04,520
It's a crucial part of whatever mission they're doing with a girl that they're not sure about inside the helicopter.

2065
02:05:04,880 --> 02:05:06,380
Again, Hideo Kojima?

2066
02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:07,200
Genius.

2067
02:05:07,900 --> 02:05:09,680
Or making it up as he goes along.

2068
02:05:09,780 --> 02:05:10,320
Let's have a look.

2069
02:05:10,320 --> 02:05:26,080
She's a nice catch.

2070
02:05:27,600 --> 02:05:28,700
I'll take her.

2071
02:05:31,380 --> 02:05:33,320
Not so fast, my dear.

2072
02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:58,480
A kiss of death. UKGB. We may be able to use her. She has spunk.

2073
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:29,400
I wonder if they knew what the story was. What? What? How ludicrous of a weapon.

2074
02:06:29,400 --> 02:06:35,560
It won't be me that pulled the trigger. It'll be our friend. The American defector.

2075
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:37,780
You're going to nuke your fellow Russians?

2076
02:06:38,400 --> 02:06:40,940
I remember the Alamo.

2077
02:06:42,020 --> 02:06:42,400
Colonel.

2078
02:06:45,200 --> 02:06:45,860
Look at your look.

2079
02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:52,480
So dangerous. So dodgy doing that from a flying helicopter. Like you're going at hundreds of miles per hour in the sky.

2080
02:06:53,480 --> 02:06:59,760
The chance of that malfunctioning or backfiring or... How does he know that it's going to...

2081
02:06:59,760 --> 02:07:03,860
You'd need a serious aim on you to even be able to hit your target.

2082
02:07:04,700 --> 02:07:08,680
From that distance. From a standing distance. Alone.

2083
02:07:09,440 --> 02:07:11,440
But anyway. Let's have a look. See how he gets on.

2084
02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:13,240
It's no problem to him.

2085
02:07:20,240 --> 02:07:22,320
Okay. Stop. We're going to have to pause. Sorry about that.

2086
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:25,740
We've got some amazing news just coming through the pipeline here from Hugh in the chat.

2087
02:07:25,840 --> 02:07:28,600
I think the ad is called Stream Upgrade. And you know what?

2088
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:32,320
That's ringing a bell, Hugh. That is ringing a bell.

2089
02:07:37,520 --> 02:07:40,520
This might not be as good as I thought it was when I seen it last night.

2090
02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:44,360
No.

2091
02:07:45,800 --> 02:07:47,380
No, no, no, no. It's not there.

2092
02:07:48,580 --> 02:07:50,240
The thing is as well. It's an ad.

2093
02:07:50,360 --> 02:07:53,760
If I put Stream Upgrade in, you get a load of videos people have made.

2094
02:07:54,120 --> 02:07:54,520
But I mean...

2095
02:07:57,320 --> 02:08:00,240
I'm going to put a fucking Stream Upgrade ad.

2096
02:08:02,940 --> 02:08:04,020
Upgrade in my stream.

2097
02:08:05,660 --> 02:08:06,660
Okay. We've...

2098
02:08:06,660 --> 02:08:08,620
It's a dead end, I'm afraid.

2099
02:08:08,740 --> 02:08:09,620
We'll come back to that.

2100
02:08:09,700 --> 02:08:11,720
Thanks, Hugh. It's good. It's good.

2101
02:08:11,780 --> 02:08:13,140
But it's not the right one, Hugh.

2102
02:08:13,220 --> 02:08:14,200
Thanks very much, Hugh.

2103
02:08:14,240 --> 02:08:15,700
It's great, but it's not the right answer.

2104
02:08:27,400 --> 02:08:28,920
Is that the bomb on the parachute?

2105
02:08:28,920 --> 02:08:29,400
It was.

2106
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:50,400
So that's a nuclear blast. He's having to deal with a bit of radiation. Stream upgrade testimonials. I'll have a look for that.

2107
02:08:58,400 --> 02:09:15,400
I'll have a look for stream upgrades testimonials. Now here's the cutscene music. An amazing, this is an amazing tune for the intro of the game. It's sung by Adele.

2108
02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:43,320
I can't find that. It's not there. Hideo Kojima loves his name all over the game. Loves it.

2109
02:09:56,400 --> 02:10:21,400
There'll be no one else. Crime. It's the way I'd like to view. I'm still in a dream. Snakey's her.

2110
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:29,300
Someday you go through the rain.

2111
02:10:29,300 --> 02:10:32,140
Hear this. What a lyric. What a lyric coming up.

2112
02:10:32,280 --> 02:10:37,520
Someday you'll go through the rain and someday you'll feed on a tree frog.

2113
02:10:38,080 --> 02:10:38,700
Listen to this.

2114
02:10:43,340 --> 02:10:44,160
Fuck yeah.

2115
02:10:45,380 --> 02:10:48,640
Coming up. Coming up. Coming up.

2116
02:10:48,640 --> 02:10:49,900
Coming up. See this.

2117
02:10:49,900 --> 02:11:00,340
Someday you go through the rain and someday you'll feed on a tree frog.

2118
02:11:00,800 --> 02:11:11,640
It's so dear that trial to survive for the day we see new light.

2119
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:20,260
I give my life not for honor but for you.

2120
02:11:22,880 --> 02:11:33,980
In my time there'll be no one else.

2121
02:11:33,980 --> 02:11:39,320
Crime. It's the way I love you.

2122
02:11:39,320 --> 02:11:44,120
Gavin Chambers there saying you've recorded the video on your phone.

2123
02:11:44,180 --> 02:11:44,780
How do you send it?

2124
02:11:45,600 --> 02:11:47,580
Can you not just tell me the link there Gavin?

2125
02:11:47,660 --> 02:11:48,980
It's easier because I've...

2126
02:11:48,980 --> 02:11:52,260
Your chat box open on a different computer screen.

2127
02:11:52,780 --> 02:11:54,620
So I can't play it through OBS here.

2128
02:11:55,020 --> 02:11:59,420
But if you've got the link or if you've got keywords I can put into the search.

2129
02:12:03,420 --> 02:12:05,800
In a cream.

2130
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:05,800
In a cream.

2131
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:07,800
In a cream.

2132
02:12:07,800 --> 02:12:20,520
so that's the James Bond motif that was used heavily in this one and there's also James Bond

2133
02:12:20,520 --> 02:12:27,000
references there's David Bowie references with Major Tom I think there's even a David Bowie

2134
02:12:27,000 --> 02:12:29,260
tune there I'm not in here it's in the Phantom Pain

2135
02:12:29,260 --> 02:12:58,480
that's a lovely place, bad stuff, yes we got it we got it we have the video stream

2136
02:12:58,480 --> 02:13:05,500
upgrade testimonials you are right and the fucking look this it gets weird the the site

2137
02:13:05,500 --> 02:13:17,500
that hosts it has two subscribers stream upgrade testimonials an unlisted video how did you find that

2138
02:13:17,500 --> 02:13:24,520
man one minute get that video onto that screen oh forward slash now I'm gonna have to adjust Rory F I can see what you wrote there I can put that into the link bar the link bar

2139
02:13:24,520 --> 02:13:47,460
okay forward slash now I'm gonna have to adjust Rory F I can see what you wrote there I can put that into the link bar the link bar okay forward slash open that open another one open that up updating my hey y'all

2140
02:13:47,460 --> 02:14:02,020
watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch okay it's forward slash watch question mark

2141
02:14:02,020 --> 02:14:31,640
V equals V equals V equals V equals DQW DQW 4W9 4W9 4W9 W GX G

2142
02:14:31,640 --> 02:14:41,240
C Q C Q C and then Q and then hopefully we have it here

2143
02:14:41,240 --> 02:14:46,840
oh it's a Rick roll you bollocks I typed that in and everything Rory

2144
02:14:46,840 --> 02:15:01,260
and I even have the I actually have the real one that somebody sent me up in front of me as well but I opted for Rory and it was a Rick roll it was Rick Astley and that was a hilarious internet meme

2145
02:15:01,260 --> 02:15:04,200
meme gag there where people give you the wrong link and you end up with

2146
02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:09,180
pretty old sorry if you're listening on the head headphones there

2147
02:15:09,180 --> 02:15:14,460
okay so that's me Rick rolled that's hilarious

2148
02:15:14,460 --> 02:15:23,920
but wait until you see this this is going to be even more hilarious I can't I unless unless I seen it last night and I was

2149
02:15:23,920 --> 02:15:34,960
looking at it from a completely different point of view to now and and it's not funny but I'm the opening image of your man's face

2150
02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:53,580
it's kind of it's giving me the feeling that it could be still funny T R S J 4 A now this is not a Rick roll

2151
02:15:53,580 --> 02:15:58,060
it's not a Rick roll video unavailable now what

2152
02:15:58,060 --> 02:16:11,960
do you have to be fucking signed in maybe you have to be signed in

2153
02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:15,440
oh my god

2154
02:16:15,440 --> 02:16:20,900
video unavailable

2155
02:16:20,900 --> 02:16:30,720
this is bullshit

2156
02:16:30,720 --> 02:16:38,660
sorry I just just have to go the little bit back in one sec sorry sorry sorry sorry

2157
02:16:38,660 --> 02:17:08,640
Thank you.

2158
02:17:08,640 --> 02:17:38,620
Thank you.

2159
02:17:38,620 --> 02:17:40,620
Thank you.

2160
02:17:40,620 --> 02:17:42,620
Thank you.

2161
02:17:42,620 --> 02:17:44,620
Thank you.

2162
02:17:44,620 --> 02:17:46,620
Thank you.

2163
02:17:46,620 --> 02:17:47,620
Oh.

2164
02:17:52,080 --> 02:17:52,840
Sorry now.

2165
02:17:53,120 --> 02:17:53,660
Sorry now.

2166
02:17:53,820 --> 02:17:54,320
Sorry now.

2167
02:17:58,280 --> 02:17:59,280
I wash the hands.

2168
02:17:59,380 --> 02:17:59,500
Yeah.

2169
02:17:59,640 --> 02:18:00,260
I wash the hands.

2170
02:18:01,380 --> 02:18:02,040
Where's Owen?

2171
02:18:02,140 --> 02:18:02,260
Yeah.

2172
02:18:02,680 --> 02:18:04,040
I know who your mother is.

2173
02:18:04,200 --> 02:18:04,300
Okay.

2174
02:18:04,420 --> 02:18:04,560
Okay.

2175
02:18:04,700 --> 02:18:04,880
Cool.

2176
02:18:05,540 --> 02:18:06,620
You're a harsh thing.

2177
02:18:06,860 --> 02:18:07,140
Okay.

2178
02:18:07,220 --> 02:18:07,640
That's cool.

2179
02:18:08,020 --> 02:18:08,560
That's cool.

2180
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:08,840
Okay.

2181
02:18:09,700 --> 02:18:10,140
Pandemonium.

2182
02:18:10,220 --> 02:18:10,720
We'll get there.

2183
02:18:11,600 --> 02:18:13,340
Copy paste link from my last tip.

2184
02:18:13,820 --> 02:18:14,680
You have to be logged in.

2185
02:18:15,040 --> 02:18:15,220
Yeah.

2186
02:18:15,520 --> 02:18:16,600
I've explained there.

2187
02:18:16,700 --> 02:18:17,340
Sorry Tobes.

2188
02:18:17,380 --> 02:18:19,520
Thanks very much and everyone for giving me the last link.

2189
02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:20,220
But it's the.

2190
02:18:20,800 --> 02:18:22,460
It's a different screen I'm using.

2191
02:18:23,820 --> 02:18:24,620
We'll get there.

2192
02:18:25,020 --> 02:18:25,840
We will get there.

2193
02:18:26,340 --> 02:18:27,460
Of that there is no doubt.

2194
02:18:28,940 --> 02:18:29,720
Copy that.

2195
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:45,500
I've got the right.

2196
02:18:46,760 --> 02:18:47,660
I've got the right.

2197
02:18:50,720 --> 02:18:51,600
Link anyway.

2198
02:18:53,720 --> 02:18:55,120
Make a new tab.

2199
02:18:56,480 --> 02:18:57,220
Sign in.

2200
02:18:57,220 --> 02:19:00,220
Jesus.

2201
02:19:00,220 --> 02:19:02,220
Jesus.

2202
02:19:02,220 --> 02:19:04,220
Jesus.

2203
02:19:04,220 --> 02:19:06,220
Jesus.

2204
02:19:06,220 --> 02:19:08,220
Jesus.

2205
02:19:08,220 --> 02:19:10,220
Pardon me now.

2206
02:19:30,220 --> 02:19:32,220
Please work.

2207
02:19:32,220 --> 02:19:36,420
No, it's saying video unavailable, but I've opened it up.

2208
02:19:36,420 --> 02:19:45,220
The one that she sent me in the chat or in the messages, I've opened it up on that screen, but I can't open it up on this one.

2209
02:19:50,220 --> 02:19:53,220
Mr. Rodri, thank you very much.

2210
02:19:53,220 --> 02:20:10,220
Thank you very much.

2211
02:20:10,220 --> 02:20:11,220
Fine.

2212
02:20:11,220 --> 02:20:11,220
Fine.

2213
02:20:11,220 --> 02:20:11,220
Yes.

2214
02:20:11,220 --> 02:20:23,220
Save that data.

2215
02:20:23,220 --> 02:20:24,220
Hmm.

2216
02:20:25,220 --> 02:20:25,220
MGS.

2217
02:20:33,220 --> 02:20:34,220
Save that data.

2218
02:20:36,220 --> 02:20:36,220
No.

2219
02:20:36,220 --> 02:20:42,220
Do you have VLC on your OBS machine?

2220
02:20:42,220 --> 02:20:45,220
You go and VLC and play network stream and bang in the YouTube.

2221
02:20:45,220 --> 02:20:46,220
Okay.

2222
02:20:46,220 --> 02:20:47,220
I'll have a look.

2223
02:20:47,220 --> 02:20:48,220
I'll have a look.

2224
02:20:48,220 --> 02:20:49,220
Please, please lads.

2225
02:20:49,220 --> 02:20:53,220
I mean, you're sending me stuff here on the wrong fucking thing and the wrong machine.

2226
02:20:53,220 --> 02:20:57,220
I've told, I've said, Quib, thanks very much for the tip, but it's on a different screen.

2227
02:20:57,220 --> 02:20:58,220
I can't open it up here.

2228
02:21:05,220 --> 02:21:08,640
Streamupgrade.com reviews, maybe that's it.

2229
02:21:11,540 --> 02:21:14,440
Yeah, yeah, okay, streamupgrade.com.

2230
02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:15,660
Streamupgrade.com.

2231
02:21:16,020 --> 02:21:17,880
This is gonna be fucking rubbish now.

2232
02:21:27,640 --> 02:21:29,000
Upgrade.com.

2233
02:21:29,000 --> 02:21:37,040
What a thrill.

2234
02:21:37,040 --> 02:21:38,340
What a thrill.

2235
02:21:41,100 --> 02:21:44,980
I'm searching and I'll melt into you.

2236
02:21:45,080 --> 02:21:47,240
Upgrade.com forward slash.

2237
02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:49,520
What a fear in my life.

2238
02:21:49,520 --> 02:21:51,260
Forward slash hashtag reviews.

2239
02:21:51,680 --> 02:21:52,480
Forward slash.

2240
02:21:52,600 --> 02:21:54,680
You're so supreme.

2241
02:21:55,040 --> 02:21:56,220
Hashtag reviews.

2242
02:21:57,820 --> 02:22:00,260
I did my life.

2243
02:22:00,680 --> 02:22:02,240
Not for honor.

2244
02:22:02,240 --> 02:22:05,080
But for you.

2245
02:22:05,080 --> 02:22:11,560
In my time.

2246
02:22:12,760 --> 02:22:17,280
There'll be no one else.

2247
02:22:17,280 --> 02:22:18,580
If you.

2248
02:22:18,580 --> 02:22:18,580
If you.

2249
02:22:20,040 --> 02:22:20,580
Cry.

2250
02:22:22,460 --> 02:22:24,020
It's the way.

2251
02:22:24,440 --> 02:22:27,440
I lied to you.

2252
02:22:30,120 --> 02:22:32,040
I'm still.

2253
02:22:33,540 --> 02:22:35,380
Streamupgrade.com.

2254
02:22:36,340 --> 02:22:36,940
Forward slash.

2255
02:22:41,220 --> 02:22:45,140
Someday you go through the rain.

2256
02:22:46,560 --> 02:22:50,820
Someday you'll feed on a tree frog.

2257
02:22:51,940 --> 02:22:52,860
It's a day.

2258
02:22:53,220 --> 02:22:53,760
Oh, yes.

2259
02:22:53,920 --> 02:22:55,000
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

2260
02:22:55,000 --> 02:22:55,280
Got it.

2261
02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:57,040
Just a fight.

2262
02:22:57,380 --> 02:23:00,760
For the day we sing along.

2263
02:23:02,600 --> 02:23:03,440
Fucking hell.

2264
02:23:11,060 --> 02:23:12,360
So how does it feel to be a patient?

2265
02:23:12,680 --> 02:23:13,120
Yesterday.

2266
02:23:13,460 --> 02:23:14,240
Oh, man.

2267
02:23:14,920 --> 02:23:15,500
Skip all that.

2268
02:23:15,540 --> 02:23:16,580
We'll watch it again in a minute.

2269
02:23:18,500 --> 02:23:20,820
Because I've got something else I want to show you.

2270
02:23:21,020 --> 02:23:22,460
It's not Metal Gear Solid 3.

2271
02:23:22,620 --> 02:23:24,720
And we took a long time to get here now.

2272
02:23:24,820 --> 02:23:25,480
It's going to be a.

2273
02:23:25,940 --> 02:23:27,540
It's not going to be an anti-climax.

2274
02:23:29,000 --> 02:23:31,440
We didn't think we were going to reach this moment.

2275
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:32,760
But we have reached the moment.

2276
02:23:32,940 --> 02:23:34,260
The moment is now.

2277
02:23:34,540 --> 02:23:35,620
And now is the moment.

2278
02:23:35,760 --> 02:23:39,080
The moment which we watched stream upgrade testimonials.

2279
02:23:39,440 --> 02:23:41,740
An absolutely amazing video.

2280
02:23:41,860 --> 02:23:44,300
Which tells you how to get the best out of your live stream.

2281
02:23:45,260 --> 02:23:47,060
If you've been wondering how to do it.

2282
02:23:47,120 --> 02:23:48,040
How to get involved.

2283
02:23:48,240 --> 02:23:48,780
Here you go.

2284
02:23:48,840 --> 02:23:51,260
You don't need to know anything other than this.

2285
02:23:51,880 --> 02:23:53,620
Live stream testimonials.

2286
02:23:56,360 --> 02:23:57,140
Let's have a look.

2287
02:24:00,860 --> 02:24:01,260
Okay.

2288
02:24:02,460 --> 02:24:03,140
First off.

2289
02:24:03,300 --> 02:24:04,160
This is how it starts.

2290
02:24:05,000 --> 02:24:06,220
My follower count went up.

2291
02:24:06,680 --> 02:24:07,920
10,000.

2292
02:24:08,140 --> 02:24:09,440
10,000 followers.

2293
02:24:10,700 --> 02:24:11,940
Straight into it man.

2294
02:24:13,140 --> 02:24:14,060
Straight into it.

2295
02:24:14,400 --> 02:24:15,140
There's no.

2296
02:24:15,520 --> 02:24:16,120
Doesn't even.

2297
02:24:16,320 --> 02:24:16,780
Doesn't even.

2298
02:24:17,520 --> 02:24:18,660
Say what it is yet.

2299
02:24:18,700 --> 02:24:19,760
It's just about followers.

2300
02:24:20,360 --> 02:24:20,800
Here we go.

2301
02:24:21,180 --> 02:24:22,400
My follower count went up.

2302
02:24:22,860 --> 02:24:24,060
10,000.

2303
02:24:24,440 --> 02:24:24,980
Oh yeah.

2304
02:24:25,020 --> 02:24:26,100
And listen to the music as well.

2305
02:24:26,160 --> 02:24:27,500
You hear this music.

2306
02:24:27,620 --> 02:24:29,080
In all YouTube videos.

2307
02:24:29,340 --> 02:24:29,420
Like.

2308
02:24:29,980 --> 02:24:31,240
Kind of upbeat.

2309
02:24:31,960 --> 02:24:33,120
Non-copyright.

2310
02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:36,100
YouTube audio library music as well.

2311
02:24:36,160 --> 02:24:36,780
That you can use.

2312
02:24:36,840 --> 02:24:38,220
To make your videos.

2313
02:24:38,560 --> 02:24:39,100
Accessible.

2314
02:24:39,320 --> 02:24:39,600
Fun.

2315
02:24:39,960 --> 02:24:40,300
Funky.

2316
02:24:40,680 --> 02:24:41,260
And nice.

2317
02:24:42,220 --> 02:24:43,880
My follower count went up.

2318
02:24:44,300 --> 02:24:45,560
10,000.

2319
02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:47,140
10,000 followers.

2320
02:24:47,260 --> 02:24:48,620
Thanks to stream upgrade.

2321
02:24:48,840 --> 02:24:50,460
Stream upgrade is a program.

2322
02:24:50,620 --> 02:24:51,760
That helps boost.

2323
02:24:51,980 --> 02:24:53,100
Your Twitch followers.

2324
02:24:53,100 --> 02:24:54,120
To the next level.

2325
02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:54,600
The growth.

2326
02:24:54,900 --> 02:24:55,380
Is insane.

2327
02:24:55,480 --> 02:24:56,400
I was blown away.

2328
02:24:58,980 --> 02:25:05,020
And it's.

2329
02:25:05,020 --> 02:25:06,540
It's the way it's presented as well.

2330
02:25:06,960 --> 02:25:07,460
These people.

2331
02:25:07,580 --> 02:25:08,620
Aren't real streamers.

2332
02:25:08,720 --> 02:25:09,380
I don't think.

2333
02:25:09,500 --> 02:25:10,380
I haven't done my research.

2334
02:25:10,500 --> 02:25:11,640
I only seen this last night.

2335
02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:12,800
It was like a fever dream.

2336
02:25:12,900 --> 02:25:13,940
Before I was going to sleep.

2337
02:25:14,500 --> 02:25:15,960
I was wanting to watch stuff on YouTube.

2338
02:25:16,340 --> 02:25:17,420
Had to sit through adverts.

2339
02:25:17,420 --> 02:25:19,620
Because I can't install an ad blocker.

2340
02:25:19,620 --> 02:25:20,480
On the YouTube app.

2341
02:25:20,540 --> 02:25:21,300
On my phone.

2342
02:25:21,960 --> 02:25:22,680
If I can.

2343
02:25:22,840 --> 02:25:23,440
Let me know.

2344
02:25:23,520 --> 02:25:24,340
And I'll do that.

2345
02:25:24,460 --> 02:25:24,940
It's peaking.

2346
02:25:25,100 --> 02:25:25,760
Sorry about that.

2347
02:25:25,880 --> 02:25:26,180
I'll.

2348
02:25:26,180 --> 02:25:26,200
I'll.

2349
02:25:27,140 --> 02:25:28,200
I'll turn it down.

2350
02:25:28,880 --> 02:25:30,360
Stream upgrade is a program.

2351
02:25:30,360 --> 02:25:31,640
That helps boost.

2352
02:25:31,900 --> 02:25:32,980
Your Twitch followers.

2353
02:25:33,320 --> 02:25:34,020
To the next level.

2354
02:25:34,100 --> 02:25:34,500
The growth.

2355
02:25:34,720 --> 02:25:35,280
Is insane.

2356
02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:36,260
I was blown away.

2357
02:25:36,540 --> 02:25:37,700
After using stream upgrade.

2358
02:25:37,700 --> 02:25:38,780
For four months.

2359
02:25:39,140 --> 02:25:39,660
Four months.

2360
02:25:39,820 --> 02:25:40,980
It's not really that long.

2361
02:25:41,480 --> 02:25:43,080
I went from 2,000 viewers.

2362
02:25:43,300 --> 02:25:45,860
To 25,000 viewers.

2363
02:25:46,000 --> 02:25:46,260
Guys.

2364
02:25:46,360 --> 02:25:47,320
On my Twitch streams.

2365
02:25:47,480 --> 02:25:49,080
I stumbled upon stream upgrade.

2366
02:25:49,440 --> 02:25:51,980
I now have 15,000 people.

2367
02:25:52,320 --> 02:25:53,080
Watching my streams.

2368
02:25:53,320 --> 02:25:54,720
Stream upgrade is an app.

2369
02:25:54,960 --> 02:25:56,200
And then it goes to this lad.

2370
02:25:56,600 --> 02:25:57,320
Because it's funny.

2371
02:25:57,320 --> 02:25:58,440
How it starts off.

2372
02:25:58,520 --> 02:25:59,140
With a kind of.

2373
02:25:59,460 --> 02:26:00,340
It's young.

2374
02:26:00,500 --> 02:26:01,200
It's fresh.

2375
02:26:01,360 --> 02:26:02,060
It's trendy.

2376
02:26:04,180 --> 02:26:05,500
But I think this guy.

2377
02:26:05,500 --> 02:26:06,720
Is the guy that's running it.

2378
02:26:06,840 --> 02:26:07,980
And he's just put himself.

2379
02:26:07,980 --> 02:26:08,640
In it as well.

2380
02:26:09,360 --> 02:26:09,680
We'll go.

2381
02:26:09,820 --> 02:26:10,780
We'll watch it all.

2382
02:26:10,920 --> 02:26:11,400
And you'll come back.

2383
02:26:11,400 --> 02:26:12,100
15,000 people.

2384
02:26:12,460 --> 02:26:13,180
Watching my streams.

2385
02:26:13,440 --> 02:26:14,820
Stream upgrade is an app.

2386
02:26:14,880 --> 02:26:15,800
To help you gain.

2387
02:26:16,160 --> 02:26:17,760
Real authentic subscribers.

2388
02:26:17,760 --> 02:26:18,700
To your Twitch channel.

2389
02:26:19,100 --> 02:26:19,420
Now.

2390
02:26:19,500 --> 02:26:20,780
After six months of using.

2391
02:26:21,280 --> 02:26:23,100
I saw a huge increase.

2392
02:26:23,100 --> 02:26:23,940
In my subscribers.

2393
02:26:24,340 --> 02:26:25,240
That actually opened up.

2394
02:26:25,320 --> 02:26:26,120
Doors for me to get.

2395
02:26:26,160 --> 02:26:27,300
Six months of using.

2396
02:26:27,300 --> 02:26:27,980
Sounds like.

2397
02:26:28,160 --> 02:26:29,380
It's a drug or something.

2398
02:26:29,380 --> 02:26:30,040
Twitch channel.

2399
02:26:30,480 --> 02:26:30,740
Now.

2400
02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:32,120
After six months of using.

2401
02:26:32,660 --> 02:26:34,440
I saw a huge increase.

2402
02:26:34,440 --> 02:26:35,280
In my subscribers.

2403
02:26:35,700 --> 02:26:36,900
That actually opened up doors.

2404
02:26:36,900 --> 02:26:37,940
For me to get revenue.

2405
02:26:38,140 --> 02:26:38,360
Out of it.

2406
02:26:38,420 --> 02:26:39,680
Stream upgrade is a company.

2407
02:26:39,680 --> 02:26:40,400
That helps you gain.

2408
02:26:40,500 --> 02:26:41,440
Real live followers.

2409
02:26:41,680 --> 02:26:41,920
First.

2410
02:26:42,020 --> 02:26:42,780
I only started off.

2411
02:26:42,780 --> 02:26:43,320
With a rough.

2412
02:26:43,700 --> 02:26:44,640
Thousand followers.

2413
02:26:44,980 --> 02:26:45,700
And then.

2414
02:26:45,880 --> 02:26:46,520
In a matter.

2415
02:26:46,780 --> 02:26:48,100
Of five months.

2416
02:26:48,100 --> 02:26:49,220
I exceeded.

2417
02:26:49,220 --> 02:26:49,300
I exceeded.

2418
02:26:49,300 --> 02:26:51,720
15,000 followers.

2419
02:26:51,720 --> 02:26:53,540
Which is absolutely.

2420
02:26:54,320 --> 02:26:54,800
Incredibly.

2421
02:26:55,040 --> 02:26:55,480
Awesome.

2422
02:26:55,480 --> 02:26:56,980
And exactly what I needed.

2423
02:26:57,100 --> 02:26:57,620
I don't know.

2424
02:26:57,620 --> 02:26:58,220
If it is.

2425
02:26:58,220 --> 02:26:58,860
Because like.

2426
02:26:59,400 --> 02:27:00,040
Five months.

2427
02:27:00,040 --> 02:27:01,040
Is a long time.

2428
02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:01,660
To.

2429
02:27:01,800 --> 02:27:02,900
To go from that.

2430
02:27:02,960 --> 02:27:03,180
To that.

2431
02:27:03,260 --> 02:27:03,880
Maybe it's not.

2432
02:27:04,280 --> 02:27:04,920
Maybe I don't know.

2433
02:27:05,660 --> 02:27:06,000
Actually.

2434
02:27:06,000 --> 02:27:06,480
I don't know.

2435
02:27:06,740 --> 02:27:07,240
But if you.

2436
02:27:07,320 --> 02:27:08,240
If you've got something.

2437
02:27:08,240 --> 02:27:08,980
That's popular.

2438
02:27:08,980 --> 02:27:09,280
Then.

2439
02:27:09,520 --> 02:27:10,040
I believe.

2440
02:27:10,040 --> 02:27:10,860
It would go from.

2441
02:27:11,040 --> 02:27:11,640
It would go popular.

2442
02:27:11,640 --> 02:27:12,800
It could go popular overnight.

2443
02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:14,180
You could get that many overnight.

2444
02:27:15,660 --> 02:27:16,440
Five months.

2445
02:27:16,440 --> 02:27:17,520
Is like a grind.

2446
02:27:17,920 --> 02:27:18,560
And these.

2447
02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:19,560
This is a company.

2448
02:27:19,560 --> 02:27:20,560
That has sprung up.

2449
02:27:20,560 --> 02:27:21,700
Out of the fact.

2450
02:27:21,780 --> 02:27:22,360
That people are doing.

2451
02:27:22,480 --> 02:27:23,140
All these streamers now.

2452
02:27:23,220 --> 02:27:23,360
So.

2453
02:27:24,040 --> 02:27:24,240
Yeah.

2454
02:27:24,600 --> 02:27:25,000
Once.

2455
02:27:25,140 --> 02:27:26,120
Once that got big.

2456
02:27:26,180 --> 02:27:26,780
Then there's people.

2457
02:27:26,780 --> 02:27:27,640
Who just don't want.

2458
02:27:27,740 --> 02:27:28,640
They want to get in.

2459
02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:29,380
The middle men.

2460
02:27:29,380 --> 02:27:30,040
Want to come in.

2461
02:27:30,280 --> 02:27:30,860
These are the people.

2462
02:27:30,860 --> 02:27:31,540
Who've gone to.

2463
02:27:31,920 --> 02:27:32,200
College.

2464
02:27:32,300 --> 02:27:32,980
And they've done business.

2465
02:27:33,080 --> 02:27:33,780
Maybe that's the.

2466
02:27:33,920 --> 02:27:34,580
They haven't.

2467
02:27:34,640 --> 02:27:35,240
Maybe they've just been.

2468
02:27:35,360 --> 02:27:36,280
IT literate.

2469
02:27:36,680 --> 02:27:37,040
And.

2470
02:27:37,480 --> 02:27:38,140
They've found.

2471
02:27:39,000 --> 02:27:39,400
A way.

2472
02:27:39,400 --> 02:27:40,220
Into the middle.

2473
02:27:40,340 --> 02:27:41,040
The niche.

2474
02:27:41,520 --> 02:27:42,380
Because there's a lot of people.

2475
02:27:42,380 --> 02:27:43,560
Who want to get onto the stream.

2476
02:27:43,620 --> 02:27:44,680
And become big streamers.

2477
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:45,440
And stuff like that.

2478
02:27:45,840 --> 02:27:47,080
And now there's a company there.

2479
02:27:47,140 --> 02:27:47,580
That's going to.

2480
02:27:47,920 --> 02:27:48,940
Take your money.

2481
02:27:50,300 --> 02:27:51,800
And give you the returns.

2482
02:27:52,280 --> 02:27:53,140
But the returns.

2483
02:27:53,380 --> 02:27:54,340
Are they real though?

2484
02:27:55,020 --> 02:27:55,300
I mean.

2485
02:27:55,340 --> 02:27:55,920
I know these people.

2486
02:27:55,920 --> 02:27:56,700
Are saying they're real.

2487
02:27:56,800 --> 02:27:56,940
But.

2488
02:27:57,140 --> 02:27:58,060
You need to really.

2489
02:27:58,220 --> 02:27:59,260
Just follow your heart.

2490
02:27:59,620 --> 02:28:00,260
I don't believe.

2491
02:28:00,340 --> 02:28:01,020
You have to go to.

2492
02:28:01,320 --> 02:28:02,880
Stream upgrade testimonials.

2493
02:28:03,060 --> 02:28:03,980
And pay them money.

2494
02:28:04,180 --> 02:28:05,000
And then they get you.

2495
02:28:05,080 --> 02:28:05,500
All of yours.

2496
02:28:06,240 --> 02:28:06,860
But these guys.

2497
02:28:07,300 --> 02:28:07,880
These guys.

2498
02:28:07,960 --> 02:28:08,580
Are adamant.

2499
02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:10,000
That you have to.

2500
02:28:10,000 --> 02:28:10,220
Look.

2501
02:28:10,720 --> 02:28:11,540
I'm so.

2502
02:28:11,620 --> 02:28:12,640
I'm so excited.

2503
02:28:13,220 --> 02:28:13,740
It's just.

2504
02:28:14,000 --> 02:28:14,820
Everything went from.

2505
02:28:14,940 --> 02:28:15,560
Fucking shit.

2506
02:28:15,740 --> 02:28:16,520
To boom time.

2507
02:28:17,040 --> 02:28:17,860
And it's all thanks to.

2508
02:28:18,000 --> 02:28:18,780
Stream tutorials.

2509
02:28:19,040 --> 02:28:20,280
Stream upgrade testimonials.

2510
02:28:21,040 --> 02:28:22,140
Just get involved.

2511
02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:23,540
Pay the company your money.

2512
02:28:23,920 --> 02:28:24,180
And then.

2513
02:28:24,480 --> 02:28:24,980
I guarantee.

2514
02:28:25,360 --> 02:28:26,480
You're going to see success.

2515
02:28:26,660 --> 02:28:27,720
In a matter of minutes.

2516
02:28:27,860 --> 02:28:28,540
If days.

2517
02:28:30,040 --> 02:28:30,660
Got me from.

2518
02:28:30,660 --> 02:28:30,660
Got me from.

2519
02:28:30,660 --> 02:28:31,280
Went from.

2520
02:28:31,280 --> 02:28:32,820
A point of having only.

2521
02:28:33,040 --> 02:28:34,300
Less than a thousand followers.

2522
02:28:34,560 --> 02:28:35,080
Absolutely.

2523
02:28:36,000 --> 02:28:36,520
Incredibly.

2524
02:28:36,780 --> 02:28:37,220
Awesome.

2525
02:28:37,500 --> 02:28:38,760
And exactly what I needed.

2526
02:28:38,920 --> 02:28:39,500
Stream upgrade.

2527
02:28:39,620 --> 02:28:40,140
Got me from.

2528
02:28:40,300 --> 02:28:40,780
Went from.

2529
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:42,280
A point of having only.

2530
02:28:42,520 --> 02:28:43,760
Less than a thousand followers.

2531
02:28:44,080 --> 02:28:45,200
To having five.

2532
02:28:45,340 --> 02:28:46,160
Figure followers.

2533
02:28:46,160 --> 02:28:46,680
Five.

2534
02:28:46,680 --> 02:28:47,480
Ten thousand followers.

2535
02:28:47,600 --> 02:28:48,300
And it's still growing.

2536
02:28:48,560 --> 02:28:48,900
Thousands.

2537
02:28:49,060 --> 02:28:49,320
Thousands.

2538
02:28:49,500 --> 02:28:49,800
Thousands.

2539
02:28:49,800 --> 02:28:51,300
Of real followers.

2540
02:28:51,420 --> 02:28:53,020
People actually subscribing.

2541
02:28:53,260 --> 02:28:54,520
To my stuff.

2542
02:28:54,720 --> 02:28:55,640
Looking at my stuff.

2543
02:28:55,780 --> 02:28:56,300
Commenting.

2544
02:28:56,400 --> 02:28:57,420
Interacting with my stuff.

2545
02:28:57,500 --> 02:28:57,860
These aren't.

2546
02:28:58,120 --> 02:28:59,300
Some phony bots.

2547
02:28:59,660 --> 02:29:00,040
It's going to be.

2548
02:29:00,100 --> 02:29:00,260
But.

2549
02:29:00,640 --> 02:29:01,260
Do you know.

2550
02:29:01,340 --> 02:29:02,400
When were there bots?

2551
02:29:03,040 --> 02:29:03,680
And like.

2552
02:29:03,800 --> 02:29:04,220
Even if.

2553
02:29:04,720 --> 02:29:05,980
Someone should just invent.

2554
02:29:06,120 --> 02:29:06,600
A bot.

2555
02:29:06,740 --> 02:29:07,380
Or bots.

2556
02:29:07,520 --> 02:29:08,420
That go into your chat.

2557
02:29:08,520 --> 02:29:09,540
And pretend to be people.

2558
02:29:09,540 --> 02:29:10,520
So it looks like you're.

2559
02:29:10,780 --> 02:29:11,980
You're doing a real stream.

2560
02:29:12,100 --> 02:29:12,680
And there'll be people.

2561
02:29:12,800 --> 02:29:13,660
That would buy that even.

2562
02:29:14,460 --> 02:29:15,440
But he's going like.

2563
02:29:15,560 --> 02:29:16,140
Thousands.

2564
02:29:16,380 --> 02:29:17,480
Of real people.

2565
02:29:17,840 --> 02:29:18,860
They're not bots.

2566
02:29:19,280 --> 02:29:19,760
But like.

2567
02:29:19,860 --> 02:29:21,020
There were never bots anyway.

2568
02:29:21,260 --> 02:29:21,980
Apart from like.

2569
02:29:22,100 --> 02:29:22,640
Sex bots.

2570
02:29:22,720 --> 02:29:23,160
On YouTube.

2571
02:29:23,160 --> 02:29:24,300
If you get over like.

2572
02:29:24,460 --> 02:29:25,160
600 viewers.

2573
02:29:25,300 --> 02:29:26,040
And then sex bots.

2574
02:29:26,160 --> 02:29:26,820
Come into the chat.

2575
02:29:26,940 --> 02:29:27,960
And then you have to keep on.

2576
02:29:28,220 --> 02:29:29,200
Blocking the sex bots.

2577
02:29:33,260 --> 02:29:34,520
Having 10,000 followers.

2578
02:29:34,620 --> 02:29:35,340
And it's still growing.

2579
02:29:35,620 --> 02:29:35,940
Thousands.

2580
02:29:36,100 --> 02:29:36,360
Thousands.

2581
02:29:36,540 --> 02:29:36,820
Thousands.

2582
02:29:36,820 --> 02:29:38,320
Of real followers.

2583
02:29:38,440 --> 02:29:40,040
People actually subscribing.

2584
02:29:40,480 --> 02:29:41,540
To my stuff.

2585
02:29:41,800 --> 02:29:42,660
Looking at my stuff.

2586
02:29:42,820 --> 02:29:43,320
Commenting.

2587
02:29:43,440 --> 02:29:44,440
Interacting with my stuff.

2588
02:29:44,500 --> 02:29:44,860
These aren't.

2589
02:29:45,100 --> 02:29:46,260
Some phony bots.

2590
02:29:46,640 --> 02:29:47,740
It's going to be real people.

2591
02:29:47,960 --> 02:29:48,680
Interacting with you.

2592
02:29:48,680 --> 02:29:49,220
While you play.

2593
02:29:49,280 --> 02:29:50,320
It's going to be real viewers.

2594
02:29:50,320 --> 02:29:51,440
And it's going to increase.

2595
02:29:51,620 --> 02:29:52,200
Your viewership.

2596
02:29:52,540 --> 02:29:53,420
And so more and more people.

2597
02:29:53,580 --> 02:29:54,000
Will see you.

2598
02:29:54,500 --> 02:29:54,600
Ah.

2599
02:29:55,680 --> 02:29:56,920
So this is a company.

2600
02:29:57,060 --> 02:29:58,660
That provides real viewers.

2601
02:29:59,120 --> 02:30:00,260
To get you off the ground.

2602
02:30:00,740 --> 02:30:01,780
So the whole idea.

2603
02:30:01,940 --> 02:30:02,860
For this is.

2604
02:30:03,280 --> 02:30:04,660
We'll give you a load of viewers.

2605
02:30:04,780 --> 02:30:05,640
To make it look like.

2606
02:30:05,680 --> 02:30:06,560
You're popular enough.

2607
02:30:06,640 --> 02:30:07,760
So that people stick around.

2608
02:30:07,760 --> 02:30:08,300
Long enough.

2609
02:30:08,540 --> 02:30:09,380
To stay by you.

2610
02:30:12,680 --> 02:30:14,000
I'm not buying that.

2611
02:30:14,000 --> 02:30:14,000
I'm not buying that.

2612
02:30:14,820 --> 02:30:16,280
Is this lad on the bog.

2613
02:30:16,380 --> 02:30:16,920
Someone saying.

2614
02:30:17,060 --> 02:30:17,660
Is he on the toilet.

2615
02:30:17,780 --> 02:30:18,340
We don't know.

2616
02:30:18,420 --> 02:30:18,660
But it's.

2617
02:30:18,900 --> 02:30:20,700
He could have shut the fucking door.

2618
02:30:20,840 --> 02:30:21,540
Or that is a door.

2619
02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:22,120
It is shut.

2620
02:30:22,840 --> 02:30:24,140
Get rid of the coats.

2621
02:30:24,140 --> 02:30:25,380
On the fucking door man.

2622
02:30:26,180 --> 02:30:26,900
This is stream.

2623
02:30:26,960 --> 02:30:28,000
Upgrade testimonials.

2624
02:30:28,080 --> 02:30:28,800
This isn't fucking.

2625
02:30:29,200 --> 02:30:29,640
Play days.

2626
02:30:30,720 --> 02:30:31,540
Clean the room.

2627
02:30:33,320 --> 02:30:34,260
What's this lad got.

2628
02:30:34,320 --> 02:30:35,220
In the back of his room.

2629
02:30:35,380 --> 02:30:35,440
Look.

2630
02:30:35,560 --> 02:30:35,740
It's good.

2631
02:30:37,160 --> 02:30:37,920
It's normal enough.

2632
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:39,440
But this guy.

2633
02:30:39,520 --> 02:30:40,700
Is really into the fucking.

2634
02:30:40,840 --> 02:30:41,680
He's really selling you.

2635
02:30:41,740 --> 02:30:42,340
The dream here.

2636
02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:42,580
Look.

2637
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:43,780
This guy.

2638
02:30:43,920 --> 02:30:44,420
The followers.

2639
02:30:44,560 --> 02:30:45,680
To having 10,000 followers.

2640
02:30:45,780 --> 02:30:46,460
And it's still growing.

2641
02:30:46,740 --> 02:30:47,000
Thousands.

2642
02:30:47,220 --> 02:30:47,640
This guy.

2643
02:30:48,020 --> 02:30:48,480
He loves.

2644
02:30:48,560 --> 02:30:49,320
He loves to follow.

2645
02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:50,500
Thousands of followers.

2646
02:30:51,060 --> 02:30:51,900
Millions of followers.

2647
02:30:52,040 --> 02:30:52,200
Just.

2648
02:30:52,600 --> 02:30:54,260
Just give us the fucking money man.

2649
02:30:54,340 --> 02:30:55,420
You're gonna get those followers.

2650
02:30:55,560 --> 02:30:56,120
I promise.

2651
02:30:56,240 --> 02:30:57,320
You're gonna get those followers.

2652
02:30:57,460 --> 02:30:57,860
Thousands.

2653
02:30:58,040 --> 02:30:58,320
Thousands.

2654
02:30:58,320 --> 02:30:59,820
Thousands of real followers.

2655
02:30:59,960 --> 02:31:01,560
People actually subscribing.

2656
02:31:02,000 --> 02:31:03,060
To my stuff.

2657
02:31:03,060 --> 02:31:04,180
Looking at my stuff.

2658
02:31:04,280 --> 02:31:04,840
Commenting.

2659
02:31:04,940 --> 02:31:05,960
Interacting with my stuff.

2660
02:31:06,040 --> 02:31:06,380
These aren't.

2661
02:31:06,640 --> 02:31:07,800
Some phony bots.

2662
02:31:08,180 --> 02:31:09,240
It's gonna be real people.

2663
02:31:09,420 --> 02:31:10,200
Interacting with you.

2664
02:31:10,240 --> 02:31:10,740
While you play.

2665
02:31:10,800 --> 02:31:11,820
It's gonna be real viewers.

2666
02:31:12,140 --> 02:31:12,960
And it's gonna increase.

2667
02:31:12,960 --> 02:31:13,740
Your viewership.

2668
02:31:14,040 --> 02:31:14,920
And so more and more people.

2669
02:31:14,920 --> 02:31:15,500
Will see you.

2670
02:31:15,500 --> 02:31:16,600
You playing your game.

2671
02:31:16,740 --> 02:31:17,760
All of my new viewers.

2672
02:31:17,860 --> 02:31:18,660
And my new subscribers.

2673
02:31:19,260 --> 02:31:20,080
Are real people.

2674
02:31:20,380 --> 02:31:20,620
Like.

2675
02:31:20,800 --> 02:31:21,620
They are active.

2676
02:31:21,840 --> 02:31:22,100
They're.

2677
02:31:22,420 --> 02:31:23,280
In the comments section.

2678
02:31:23,280 --> 02:31:23,940
All the time.

2679
02:31:24,080 --> 02:31:24,580
They are.

2680
02:31:24,800 --> 02:31:25,700
Interacting with me.

2681
02:31:25,700 --> 02:31:26,220
While I'm.

2682
02:31:26,740 --> 02:31:27,680
Streaming on Twitch.

2683
02:31:27,920 --> 02:31:28,640
Stream Upgrade.

2684
02:31:28,720 --> 02:31:29,600
Has helped me gain.

2685
02:31:29,940 --> 02:31:31,100
So many followers.

2686
02:31:31,220 --> 02:31:31,740
On Twitch.

2687
02:31:31,980 --> 02:31:32,740
And they're real people too.

2688
02:31:32,740 --> 02:31:34,400
Now on the followers.

2689
02:31:34,620 --> 02:31:35,020
I am here to.

2690
02:31:35,020 --> 02:31:36,640
There's such a weird pace to it.

2691
02:31:36,800 --> 02:31:37,400
Like the.

2692
02:31:37,460 --> 02:31:38,940
The intensity of some of the people.

2693
02:31:39,060 --> 02:31:39,480
Like this.

2694
02:31:40,220 --> 02:31:40,760
Girl here.

2695
02:31:40,860 --> 02:31:41,380
She is.

2696
02:31:42,420 --> 02:31:43,500
Really into the.

2697
02:31:43,620 --> 02:31:44,560
Selling the pitch.

2698
02:31:44,700 --> 02:31:44,940
You know.

2699
02:31:44,940 --> 02:31:45,300
She's.

2700
02:31:46,480 --> 02:31:47,820
She's probably a partner.

2701
02:31:47,820 --> 02:31:48,440
Of the company.

2702
02:31:48,440 --> 02:31:49,060
Or something.

2703
02:31:50,260 --> 02:31:51,080
Or a dad.

2704
02:31:51,160 --> 02:31:51,800
Or a boyfriend.

2705
02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:52,420
Owns it.

2706
02:31:52,480 --> 02:31:52,960
Or a husband.

2707
02:31:53,060 --> 02:31:53,680
Or whatever the fuck.

2708
02:31:53,680 --> 02:31:54,040
Owns it.

2709
02:31:54,180 --> 02:31:54,640
Or a brother.

2710
02:31:54,780 --> 02:31:55,220
I don't know.

2711
02:31:55,580 --> 02:31:56,120
But she.

2712
02:31:56,120 --> 02:31:56,140
But she.

2713
02:31:56,140 --> 02:31:56,460
Is selling.

2714
02:31:56,460 --> 02:31:57,140
But she.

2715
02:31:57,140 --> 02:31:58,620
Is selling.

2716
02:31:59,020 --> 02:32:00,380
Better than the rest of the people.

2717
02:32:01,360 --> 02:32:03,540
And it was an editorial misstep.

2718
02:32:04,240 --> 02:32:05,060
If you ask me.

2719
02:32:05,480 --> 02:32:06,120
To go from.

2720
02:32:06,360 --> 02:32:07,320
The high intensity.

2721
02:32:07,320 --> 02:32:08,320
Of the sales pitch.

2722
02:32:08,480 --> 02:32:08,900
From this one.

2723
02:32:08,900 --> 02:32:10,580
Are real people.

2724
02:32:10,880 --> 02:32:11,080
Like.

2725
02:32:11,280 --> 02:32:12,160
They are active.

2726
02:32:12,320 --> 02:32:12,580
They are.

2727
02:32:12,900 --> 02:32:13,760
In the comments section.

2728
02:32:13,860 --> 02:32:14,440
All the time.

2729
02:32:14,580 --> 02:32:15,060
They are.

2730
02:32:15,260 --> 02:32:16,180
Interacting with me.

2731
02:32:16,340 --> 02:32:16,840
While I'm.

2732
02:32:17,200 --> 02:32:18,160
Streaming on Twitch.

2733
02:32:18,440 --> 02:32:19,080
Into this.

2734
02:32:19,080 --> 02:32:19,200
Stream operators.

2735
02:32:19,320 --> 02:32:20,080
Helped me gain.

2736
02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:21,560
So many followers.

2737
02:32:21,560 --> 02:32:22,200
On Twitch.

2738
02:32:22,400 --> 02:32:23,580
And they're real people too.

2739
02:32:23,840 --> 02:32:24,100
Now.

2740
02:32:24,100 --> 02:32:24,860
On the followers.

2741
02:32:25,020 --> 02:32:25,900
I am here to tell you.

2742
02:32:26,020 --> 02:32:26,560
That they are.

2743
02:32:26,740 --> 02:32:27,480
Very much so.

2744
02:32:27,580 --> 02:32:28,160
Real people.

2745
02:32:28,520 --> 02:32:28,920
And have just.

2746
02:32:29,040 --> 02:32:29,400
Really been.

2747
02:32:29,480 --> 02:32:30,680
Actually a support team.

2748
02:32:30,780 --> 02:32:31,120
For me.

2749
02:32:31,220 --> 02:32:31,640
Throughout.

2750
02:32:32,080 --> 02:32:33,120
Me growing my channel.

2751
02:32:33,260 --> 02:32:33,800
And you know.

2752
02:32:33,820 --> 02:32:34,340
So.

2753
02:32:35,700 --> 02:32:37,080
These are real people.

2754
02:32:37,360 --> 02:32:37,900
They are.

2755
02:32:38,020 --> 02:32:38,880
A support team.

2756
02:32:38,880 --> 02:32:40,260
They're supporting you.

2757
02:32:40,300 --> 02:32:40,820
And they're there.

2758
02:32:40,820 --> 02:32:41,480
For you as well.

2759
02:32:41,560 --> 02:32:42,000
So it's a.

2760
02:32:45,520 --> 02:32:46,180
You wonder.

2761
02:32:46,300 --> 02:32:46,680
How they've.

2762
02:32:46,680 --> 02:32:47,780
Fucking gone and done this.

2763
02:32:48,080 --> 02:32:49,020
Is it one person.

2764
02:32:49,020 --> 02:32:50,240
With multiple accounts.

2765
02:32:51,120 --> 02:32:51,860
Or if they got.

2766
02:32:51,960 --> 02:32:53,000
Really a thousand people.

2767
02:32:53,140 --> 02:32:53,240
Out there.

2768
02:32:53,320 --> 02:32:54,000
That'd be too much money.

2769
02:32:54,140 --> 02:32:54,640
You won't be able to.

2770
02:32:54,780 --> 02:32:55,620
The stream upgrade.

2771
02:32:55,740 --> 02:32:56,740
Wouldn't be able to afford.

2772
02:32:56,860 --> 02:32:57,660
A thousand people.

2773
02:32:58,460 --> 02:32:58,760
Like.

2774
02:32:59,060 --> 02:32:59,720
Typing like.

2775
02:33:00,560 --> 02:33:01,640
Chimps at a typewriter.

2776
02:33:02,360 --> 02:33:02,720
Fucking.

2777
02:33:03,500 --> 02:33:04,260
Supporting people.

2778
02:33:04,260 --> 02:33:05,260
With comments and stuff.

2779
02:33:05,860 --> 02:33:06,240
Tell you that.

2780
02:33:06,320 --> 02:33:06,720
They are.

2781
02:33:06,900 --> 02:33:07,640
Very much so.

2782
02:33:07,740 --> 02:33:08,340
Real people.

2783
02:33:08,720 --> 02:33:09,560
And have just really been.

2784
02:33:09,640 --> 02:33:10,840
Actually a support team.

2785
02:33:10,940 --> 02:33:11,280
For me.

2786
02:33:11,380 --> 02:33:11,800
Throughout.

2787
02:33:12,240 --> 02:33:13,260
Me growing my channel.

2788
02:33:13,380 --> 02:33:14,060
And do you know.

2789
02:33:14,180 --> 02:33:14,840
How they're real.

2790
02:33:14,920 --> 02:33:15,920
And how you know they're real.

2791
02:33:16,180 --> 02:33:17,220
Because of the engagement.

2792
02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,340
Because of the likes.

2793
02:33:18,580 --> 02:33:19,400
Because of the comments.

2794
02:33:19,660 --> 02:33:20,580
Because of the.

2795
02:33:20,880 --> 02:33:21,920
The different donations.

2796
02:33:22,060 --> 02:33:22,620
They can give you.

2797
02:33:22,680 --> 02:33:23,240
On Twitch.

2798
02:33:23,360 --> 02:33:24,180
During your life.

2799
02:33:24,300 --> 02:33:25,520
Once you get that big following.

2800
02:33:25,660 --> 02:33:26,600
Once you get that base.

2801
02:33:26,600 --> 02:33:27,160
Look at the.

2802
02:33:27,240 --> 02:33:28,320
Christian Bale.

2803
02:33:28,560 --> 02:33:28,960
Or the.

2804
02:33:30,960 --> 02:33:32,300
When it goes from this lad.

2805
02:33:32,380 --> 02:33:33,120
New York guy.

2806
02:33:33,620 --> 02:33:34,460
New York top.

2807
02:33:35,600 --> 02:33:36,700
He's really into it as well.

2808
02:33:36,760 --> 02:33:37,600
But look at the.

2809
02:33:38,420 --> 02:33:39,700
American Psycho vibe.

2810
02:33:40,100 --> 02:33:40,740
That coming up here.

2811
02:33:41,100 --> 02:33:42,340
Once you get that big following.

2812
02:33:42,800 --> 02:33:43,840
Because of the engagement.

2813
02:33:44,180 --> 02:33:44,960
Because of the likes.

2814
02:33:45,200 --> 02:33:46,000
Because of the comments.

2815
02:33:46,280 --> 02:33:47,220
Because of the.

2816
02:33:47,480 --> 02:33:48,540
The different donations.

2817
02:33:48,680 --> 02:33:49,860
They can give you on Twitch.

2818
02:33:49,980 --> 02:33:50,800
During your life.

2819
02:33:50,920 --> 02:33:52,160
Once you get that big following.

2820
02:33:52,280 --> 02:33:53,260
Once you get that base.

2821
02:33:53,680 --> 02:33:55,220
Then it's just a ball rolling downhill.

2822
02:33:55,420 --> 02:33:56,040
And you get more.

2823
02:33:56,040 --> 02:33:56,640
And you get more.

2824
02:33:56,720 --> 02:33:57,100
And you get more.

2825
02:33:57,260 --> 02:33:57,880
Because you know.

2826
02:33:57,880 --> 02:33:59,820
Your moves up in the algorithm.

2827
02:34:00,320 --> 02:34:01,300
Once you start.

2828
02:34:02,220 --> 02:34:03,740
It doesn't fucking stop man.

2829
02:34:03,780 --> 02:34:04,280
It's just like.

2830
02:34:04,400 --> 02:34:05,340
It snowballs.

2831
02:34:05,460 --> 02:34:06,560
It rolls down a fucking hill.

2832
02:34:06,680 --> 02:34:07,580
And it's just more and more.

2833
02:34:08,060 --> 02:34:08,960
All these people.

2834
02:34:09,100 --> 02:34:09,300
And they're.

2835
02:34:09,680 --> 02:34:10,880
They're watching your stream.

2836
02:34:10,960 --> 02:34:11,380
They're real.

2837
02:34:11,480 --> 02:34:12,220
And you know how they're real?

2838
02:34:12,220 --> 02:34:13,680
Because they're fucking liking man.

2839
02:34:13,760 --> 02:34:14,280
They're donating.

2840
02:34:14,440 --> 02:34:15,640
They're sending business cards.

2841
02:34:15,780 --> 02:34:15,880
They're.

2842
02:34:16,920 --> 02:34:18,720
We just need you to sign up man.

2843
02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:19,060
Please.

2844
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:21,640
Just sign on the fucking line.

2845
02:34:23,000 --> 02:34:24,680
Because you ain't got nothing else.

2846
02:34:28,860 --> 02:34:30,460
Just watch the intensity here.

2847
02:34:31,820 --> 02:34:32,720
If you want Twitch.

2848
02:34:32,840 --> 02:34:33,680
During your life.

2849
02:34:33,800 --> 02:34:35,020
Once you get that big following.

2850
02:34:35,160 --> 02:34:36,140
Once you get that base.

2851
02:34:36,560 --> 02:34:38,100
Then it's just a ball rolling downhill.

2852
02:34:38,300 --> 02:34:38,920
And you get more.

2853
02:34:39,000 --> 02:34:39,480
And you get more.

2854
02:34:39,560 --> 02:34:39,960
And you get more.

2855
02:34:40,020 --> 02:34:40,740
Because you know.

2856
02:34:40,960 --> 02:34:41,200
You're.

2857
02:34:41,260 --> 02:34:42,660
You're moved up in the algorithm.

2858
02:34:42,860 --> 02:34:44,160
And that's what we're all trying to do.

2859
02:34:44,340 --> 02:34:45,760
You get real people.

2860
02:34:46,060 --> 02:34:47,680
And amazing customer service.

2861
02:34:47,680 --> 02:34:48,440
To help you.

2862
02:34:48,860 --> 02:34:50,520
Make your channel.

2863
02:34:50,900 --> 02:34:51,260
Incredible.

2864
02:34:51,540 --> 02:34:52,980
They have amazing customer service.

2865
02:34:52,980 --> 02:34:54,480
They're conscientious.

2866
02:34:54,660 --> 02:34:55,340
They're kind.

2867
02:34:55,600 --> 02:34:56,420
They listen.

2868
02:34:56,660 --> 02:34:58,180
And they help you with your problems.

2869
02:34:58,380 --> 02:34:59,480
And they're real people.

2870
02:34:59,700 --> 02:35:01,000
During the start of this process.

2871
02:35:01,320 --> 02:35:02,760
Even just talking to the company.

2872
02:35:02,760 --> 02:35:03,060
Sorry.

2873
02:35:03,240 --> 02:35:03,300
They.

2874
02:35:03,940 --> 02:35:03,980
You.

2875
02:35:04,460 --> 02:35:05,360
Make your.

2876
02:35:06,080 --> 02:35:07,420
And they're real people.

2877
02:35:08,040 --> 02:35:10,340
They can't stress that it's real people enough.

2878
02:35:10,480 --> 02:35:12,040
They're stressing that it's real people.

2879
02:35:12,240 --> 02:35:12,880
Too much.

2880
02:35:13,300 --> 02:35:15,640
I don't believe it's real people anymore lads.

2881
02:35:16,500 --> 02:35:16,940
Because.

2882
02:35:17,260 --> 02:35:17,460
You're.

2883
02:35:17,500 --> 02:35:18,740
You're over egging the pudding.

2884
02:35:19,300 --> 02:35:20,280
And this guy is just like.

2885
02:35:20,860 --> 02:35:21,140
It's just.

2886
02:35:21,260 --> 02:35:22,520
Keeps calming and calming.

2887
02:35:22,680 --> 02:35:23,000
Keeps on.

2888
02:35:23,360 --> 02:35:24,300
Doesn't stop.

2889
02:35:24,360 --> 02:35:25,740
You're getting so many more views.

2890
02:35:27,200 --> 02:35:27,960
Look at that.

2891
02:35:28,140 --> 02:35:29,020
Look at that face.

2892
02:35:29,120 --> 02:35:29,280
Look.

2893
02:35:30,740 --> 02:35:32,020
You want to get into streaming?

2894
02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:33,620
You better be ready.

2895
02:35:34,360 --> 02:35:34,620
You better.

2896
02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:36,440
You better be ready to fucking stream.

2897
02:35:36,440 --> 02:35:37,880
Like a proper stream king.

2898
02:35:38,360 --> 02:35:40,320
This is stream testimonials man.

2899
02:35:41,600 --> 02:35:42,880
Once you get that base.

2900
02:35:43,360 --> 02:35:43,440
Then.

2901
02:35:43,840 --> 02:35:45,080
Once you get that base.

2902
02:35:45,460 --> 02:35:46,020
Oh god.

2903
02:35:46,080 --> 02:35:47,600
Once you get on that fucking base.

2904
02:35:48,280 --> 02:35:49,840
You ain't gonna leave that base.

2905
02:35:50,420 --> 02:35:51,760
There's no way you're gonna leave.

2906
02:35:51,880 --> 02:35:52,280
You know why?

2907
02:35:52,340 --> 02:35:53,140
Because you're trapped.

2908
02:35:53,520 --> 02:35:54,280
In a base.

2909
02:35:54,520 --> 02:35:55,440
Of stream upgrade.

2910
02:35:55,560 --> 02:35:56,840
Until you upgrade the stream.

2911
02:35:58,240 --> 02:35:58,820
Then you.

2912
02:35:58,960 --> 02:36:00,000
You are ours.

2913
02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:03,480
It's just a ball rolling down.

2914
02:36:03,540 --> 02:36:04,300
During your life.

2915
02:36:04,420 --> 02:36:05,660
Once you get that big following.

2916
02:36:05,800 --> 02:36:06,760
Once you get that base.

2917
02:36:07,540 --> 02:36:09,220
They can give you on twitch.

2918
02:36:09,320 --> 02:36:10,160
During your life.

2919
02:36:10,280 --> 02:36:11,500
Once you get that big following.

2920
02:36:11,640 --> 02:36:12,620
Once you get that base.

2921
02:36:13,100 --> 02:36:14,580
It's just a ball rolling downhill.

2922
02:36:14,800 --> 02:36:15,400
And you get more.

2923
02:36:15,500 --> 02:36:15,980
And you get more.

2924
02:36:16,040 --> 02:36:16,460
And you get more.

2925
02:36:16,520 --> 02:36:17,240
Because you know.

2926
02:36:17,460 --> 02:36:19,140
You're moved up in the algorithm.

2927
02:36:19,340 --> 02:36:20,680
And that's what we're all trying to do.

2928
02:36:20,860 --> 02:36:22,240
You get real people.

2929
02:36:22,680 --> 02:36:24,160
And amazing customer service.

2930
02:36:24,160 --> 02:36:24,940
To help you.

2931
02:36:25,420 --> 02:36:27,740
Make your channel incredible.

2932
02:36:28,020 --> 02:36:29,840
They have amazing customer service.

2933
02:36:30,100 --> 02:36:30,960
They're conscientious.

2934
02:36:31,140 --> 02:36:31,840
They're kind.

2935
02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:32,880
They listen.

2936
02:36:33,140 --> 02:36:34,660
And they help you with your problems.

2937
02:36:34,860 --> 02:36:35,960
And they're real people.

2938
02:36:36,220 --> 02:36:37,480
During the start of this process.

2939
02:36:37,900 --> 02:36:39,300
Even just talking to the company.

2940
02:36:39,620 --> 02:36:40,820
They have been right there.

2941
02:36:40,820 --> 02:36:42,140
Ready to answer any questions.

2942
02:36:42,140 --> 02:36:44,220
And have been just so kind.

2943
02:36:44,400 --> 02:36:44,980
And nice.

2944
02:36:45,380 --> 02:36:47,420
And ready to help with anything that I needed.

2945
02:36:47,560 --> 02:36:47,720
Right.

2946
02:36:47,800 --> 02:36:49,900
Or even just had a little question about.

2947
02:36:49,900 --> 02:36:51,260
How weird is this right.

2948
02:36:51,440 --> 02:36:52,720
It's not only is it.

2949
02:36:52,820 --> 02:36:54,540
It's a company that you're paying money.

2950
02:36:54,980 --> 02:36:56,520
To watch your stream.

2951
02:36:56,620 --> 02:36:57,740
So you're going to pay them money.

2952
02:36:58,160 --> 02:36:59,860
So they watch your streams.

2953
02:37:00,380 --> 02:37:01,660
So already you're losing out.

2954
02:37:01,700 --> 02:37:03,060
The whole point of the Twitch thing.

2955
02:37:03,340 --> 02:37:04,700
Or the live stream in the games.

2956
02:37:04,760 --> 02:37:05,740
Or whatever the fuck it is.

2957
02:37:06,800 --> 02:37:07,200
Don't.

2958
02:37:07,280 --> 02:37:08,220
Rule number one.

2959
02:37:09,440 --> 02:37:10,900
Don't pay people.

2960
02:37:11,240 --> 02:37:11,860
To watch you.

2961
02:37:13,640 --> 02:37:14,740
Don't pay a company.

2962
02:37:15,120 --> 02:37:16,960
That claims they're going to do things for you.

2963
02:37:17,020 --> 02:37:18,900
To fucking give you a thousand views.

2964
02:37:19,720 --> 02:37:20,920
And then rule number two.

2965
02:37:22,600 --> 02:37:25,060
Don't start falling in love with the company as well.

2966
02:37:25,360 --> 02:37:26,920
This girl's going on about how.

2967
02:37:27,740 --> 02:37:29,180
Like she's paying them money.

2968
02:37:29,300 --> 02:37:30,040
But then she's going.

2969
02:37:31,320 --> 02:37:32,240
And you know what.

2970
02:37:32,380 --> 02:37:33,340
They're like a friend.

2971
02:37:33,440 --> 02:37:34,500
Because they're rooting for me.

2972
02:37:34,640 --> 02:37:35,560
And all this sort of stuff.

2973
02:37:35,680 --> 02:37:36,900
Of course they're rooting for you man.

2974
02:37:37,400 --> 02:37:38,700
They've got you on a contract.

2975
02:37:39,600 --> 02:37:40,200
They've got you on.

2976
02:37:40,320 --> 02:37:40,760
They've got you.

2977
02:37:40,760 --> 02:37:41,300
Real people.

2978
02:37:41,680 --> 02:37:43,000
During the start of this process.

2979
02:37:43,160 --> 02:37:44,680
Even just talking to the company.

2980
02:37:45,080 --> 02:37:46,200
They have been right there.

2981
02:37:46,260 --> 02:37:47,600
Ready to answer any questions.

2982
02:37:48,040 --> 02:37:49,600
And have been just so kind.

2983
02:37:49,760 --> 02:37:50,360
And nice.

2984
02:37:50,500 --> 02:37:52,800
And ready to help with anything that I needed.

2985
02:37:53,260 --> 02:37:54,800
If I was stream upgrade.

2986
02:37:55,100 --> 02:37:56,920
I would be really kind and nice as well.

2987
02:37:57,020 --> 02:37:59,080
Because you want to keep the people longer.

2988
02:37:59,640 --> 02:38:00,700
Stop me if I'm wrong here.

2989
02:38:00,740 --> 02:38:02,140
If there's anybody there in the.

2990
02:38:02,640 --> 02:38:04,400
If I'm wrong.

2991
02:38:04,500 --> 02:38:05,140
But I think this.

2992
02:38:05,260 --> 02:38:05,940
I think I'm right.

2993
02:38:06,280 --> 02:38:08,140
This is a company where you pay money to them.

2994
02:38:08,180 --> 02:38:09,480
And then they watch your streams.

2995
02:38:11,420 --> 02:38:13,660
Under the rules that you're going to get bigger.

2996
02:38:13,840 --> 02:38:14,260
Or something like that.

2997
02:38:14,260 --> 02:38:16,360
Or even just had a little question about.

2998
02:38:16,920 --> 02:38:17,320
Amazing.

2999
02:38:17,560 --> 02:38:18,840
I recommend them to my friends.

3000
02:38:18,920 --> 02:38:19,480
My family.

3001
02:38:19,820 --> 02:38:21,220
Other streamers that I know.

3002
02:38:21,440 --> 02:38:23,340
And they have helped me grow my career.

3003
02:38:23,640 --> 02:38:25,700
In ways that I didn't think were possible.

3004
02:38:26,000 --> 02:38:27,880
I'm actually pulling in revenue.

3005
02:38:28,180 --> 02:38:29,480
I'm actually pulling in profit.

3006
02:38:29,480 --> 02:38:29,520
I'm actually pulling in profit.

3007
02:38:29,800 --> 02:38:31,840
Before we start with Twitch and everything.

3008
02:38:31,860 --> 02:38:32,380
It's like.

3009
02:38:32,680 --> 02:38:33,120
They left.

3010
02:38:33,260 --> 02:38:34,320
It's three minutes in.

3011
02:38:34,920 --> 02:38:35,740
But they couldn't.

3012
02:38:35,880 --> 02:38:38,180
They couldn't fucking hide it any longer.

3013
02:38:39,000 --> 02:38:41,020
It's all about the dollar bill.

3014
02:38:41,140 --> 02:38:41,440
It's like.

3015
02:38:41,620 --> 02:38:43,000
I'm actually pulling in.

3016
02:38:44,520 --> 02:38:45,040
Revenue.

3017
02:38:47,680 --> 02:38:49,780
I'm actually pulling in revenue.

3018
02:38:50,140 --> 02:38:51,420
I'm actually pulling in profit.

3019
02:38:51,620 --> 02:38:52,620
Before when you start.

3020
02:38:52,840 --> 02:38:53,840
With Twitch and everything.

3021
02:38:53,920 --> 02:38:54,840
It can be so hard.

3022
02:38:54,940 --> 02:38:55,660
Everyone knows this.

3023
02:38:55,900 --> 02:38:57,580
To actually start making real money.

3024
02:38:57,740 --> 02:38:59,280
Because I have all these new viewers.

3025
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:00,740
I have all these new subscribers.

3026
02:39:01,020 --> 02:39:01,760
So I'm pulling in.

3027
02:39:01,920 --> 02:39:03,280
So much more revenue.

3028
02:39:03,500 --> 02:39:04,540
So much more.

3029
02:39:04,680 --> 02:39:06,280
So much.

3030
02:39:06,780 --> 02:39:07,700
Is amazing.

3031
02:39:08,120 --> 02:39:08,880
And also.

3032
02:39:09,160 --> 02:39:10,460
Because I have all these new viewers.

3033
02:39:10,860 --> 02:39:12,420
All of these other.

3034
02:39:12,940 --> 02:39:14,280
Bigger Twitch streamers.

3035
02:39:14,280 --> 02:39:15,880
Have been asking to stream with me.

3036
02:39:16,020 --> 02:39:16,240
Which.

3037
02:39:16,820 --> 02:39:18,540
Is so cool in itself.

3038
02:39:18,660 --> 02:39:20,840
But it's bringing me even more viewers guys.

3039
02:39:20,940 --> 02:39:21,900
It's a domino effect.

3040
02:39:22,020 --> 02:39:23,860
And it all started with stream upgrade.

3041
02:39:24,100 --> 02:39:24,680
Your lives.

3042
02:39:24,780 --> 02:39:25,460
They're subscribing.

3043
02:39:25,780 --> 02:39:27,080
And the more subscribers you get.

3044
02:39:27,240 --> 02:39:28,320
The more money you get.

3045
02:39:28,580 --> 02:39:29,080
Check it out.

3046
02:39:29,160 --> 02:39:30,080
It's called stream upgrade.

3047
02:39:30,420 --> 02:39:31,100
You won't regret it.

3048
02:39:31,200 --> 02:39:32,260
Talk about having fun.

3049
02:39:32,260 --> 02:39:33,060
Thank you very much.

3050
02:39:33,060 --> 02:39:34,020
And making money at the same time.

3051
02:39:34,700 --> 02:39:36,220
If you're anything like me.

3052
02:39:36,360 --> 02:39:39,080
And you want to increase your following on Twitch.

3053
02:39:39,620 --> 02:39:41,040
Try stream upgrade.

3054
02:39:41,440 --> 02:39:41,740
So.

3055
02:39:42,700 --> 02:39:43,180
Why.

3056
02:39:43,460 --> 02:39:45,460
After all the high energy and stuff.

3057
02:39:45,540 --> 02:39:46,880
Does it keep on going back to your man.

3058
02:39:47,020 --> 02:39:48,220
I believe that this.

3059
02:39:48,220 --> 02:39:50,800
Is the guy who runs stream upgrade.

3060
02:39:51,120 --> 02:39:52,420
I haven't done a deep dive.

3061
02:39:52,600 --> 02:39:53,420
Into the.

3062
02:39:53,540 --> 02:39:55,660
The inner machinations of stream upgrade.

3063
02:39:55,980 --> 02:39:57,980
I'm looking forward to having a look into it.

3064
02:39:58,100 --> 02:39:58,680
After this.

3065
02:39:59,240 --> 02:40:00,460
But he has a pair of beats.

3066
02:40:01,160 --> 02:40:01,860
Over ear.

3067
02:40:01,960 --> 02:40:02,760
On ear headphones.

3068
02:40:03,020 --> 02:40:03,380
They look.

3069
02:40:04,080 --> 02:40:04,360
Cool.

3070
02:40:05,060 --> 02:40:05,320
And.

3071
02:40:05,660 --> 02:40:06,960
The rest of the people in it.

3072
02:40:07,040 --> 02:40:07,180
They're.

3073
02:40:08,520 --> 02:40:09,960
They are proper streamers.

3074
02:40:10,040 --> 02:40:10,360
Maybe.

3075
02:40:12,240 --> 02:40:13,660
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3076
02:40:13,800 --> 02:40:14,240
Tobes.

3077
02:40:14,380 --> 02:40:15,120
Aaron Brennan.

3078
02:40:16,260 --> 02:40:17,500
K.O.T.S.

3079
02:40:17,780 --> 02:40:18,100
2019.

3080
02:40:19,200 --> 02:40:20,180
Thank you very much.

3081
02:40:20,800 --> 02:40:22,100
Ever since I used stream.

3082
02:40:22,260 --> 02:40:23,600
Aaron Brennan now has said.

3083
02:40:23,760 --> 02:40:25,480
That ever since I used stream testimonials.

3084
02:40:25,580 --> 02:40:26,980
My card has been stolen.

3085
02:40:27,260 --> 02:40:28,100
My account's hacked.

3086
02:40:28,440 --> 02:40:30,640
But I got a load of fake new follower bots.

3087
02:40:30,780 --> 02:40:31,100
That do.

3088
02:40:31,240 --> 02:40:32,320
That do shite all.

3089
02:40:32,800 --> 02:40:34,000
On the stream testimonials.

3090
02:40:34,060 --> 02:40:34,700
10 out of 10.

3091
02:40:35,120 --> 02:40:35,780
Thank you very much.

3092
02:40:35,860 --> 02:40:36,440
And your mother.

3093
02:40:36,560 --> 02:40:37,080
Thank you very much.

3094
02:40:37,140 --> 02:40:37,540
Can you give.

3095
02:40:37,940 --> 02:40:38,940
A shout out to my friend.

3096
02:40:39,240 --> 02:40:39,980
JJ's garden.

3097
02:40:41,620 --> 02:40:42,280
JJ's garden.

3098
02:40:42,420 --> 02:40:43,120
How are you getting on.

3099
02:40:43,660 --> 02:40:44,240
Aaron Brennan.

3100
02:40:44,540 --> 02:40:45,500
Thank you very much.

3101
02:40:45,580 --> 02:40:45,940
Again.

3102
02:40:45,940 --> 02:40:46,700
With another.

3103
02:40:47,360 --> 02:40:47,940
Stream testimonials.

3104
02:40:49,760 --> 02:40:50,820
Nugget of truth here.

3105
02:40:50,900 --> 02:40:51,860
Ever since been using.

3106
02:40:52,800 --> 02:40:53,800
Sales testimonials.

3107
02:40:53,920 --> 02:40:56,080
I've only had to change my credit card twice.

3108
02:40:56,620 --> 02:40:57,300
And only.

3109
02:40:57,640 --> 02:40:59,300
Got six different emails hacked.

3110
02:40:59,740 --> 02:41:00,280
In return.

3111
02:41:00,440 --> 02:41:01,180
I got bots.

3112
02:41:01,300 --> 02:41:02,340
Idling in my channel.

3113
02:41:02,340 --> 02:41:03,360
And it's amazing.

3114
02:41:03,520 --> 02:41:04,800
As seen on Joe Duffy.

3115
02:41:04,920 --> 02:41:05,540
10 out of 10.

3116
02:41:06,120 --> 02:41:07,280
And are we real people.

3117
02:41:08,740 --> 02:41:09,580
I fucking.

3118
02:41:09,760 --> 02:41:10,520
Who knows man.

3119
02:41:11,620 --> 02:41:12,640
Thanks for the tip though.

3120
02:41:16,100 --> 02:41:18,040
Those are display model beats.

3121
02:41:18,040 --> 02:41:19,180
Somebody is saying there.

3122
02:41:19,260 --> 02:41:20,280
Sean Pellegrino.

3123
02:41:20,400 --> 02:41:21,200
Thank you very much.

3124
02:41:21,540 --> 02:41:22,920
Why is everyone saying Nirvana.

3125
02:41:30,420 --> 02:41:31,740
How can I send you an image.

3126
02:41:31,740 --> 02:41:32,140
I don't know.

3127
02:41:32,140 --> 02:41:33,840
Found the Porik Flynn interview on YouTube.

3128
02:41:33,980 --> 02:41:34,400
Hermitical.

3129
02:41:34,480 --> 02:41:35,140
Thanks very much.

3130
02:41:37,020 --> 02:41:37,760
We'll get out.

3131
02:41:37,940 --> 02:41:39,840
If we can find a way of fucking getting that.

3132
02:41:39,940 --> 02:41:40,240
We will.

3133
02:41:41,080 --> 02:41:41,700
But right now.

3134
02:41:41,760 --> 02:41:42,780
I just want to have a look at this.

3135
02:41:42,860 --> 02:41:44,980
Because I'm not sure about this guy at all.

3136
02:41:45,040 --> 02:41:45,820
I think he's in.

3137
02:41:45,900 --> 02:41:47,460
I think he's behind the whole fucking thing.

3138
02:41:48,800 --> 02:41:49,260
Let's go.

3139
02:41:49,360 --> 02:41:50,440
Let's have a little look here.

3140
02:41:52,800 --> 02:41:53,660
Your lives.

3141
02:41:53,760 --> 02:41:54,420
They're subscribing.

3142
02:41:54,760 --> 02:41:56,040
And the more subscribers you get.

3143
02:41:56,240 --> 02:41:57,300
The more money you get.

3144
02:41:57,540 --> 02:41:58,060
Check it out.

3145
02:41:58,160 --> 02:41:59,060
It's got stream upgrade.

3146
02:41:59,360 --> 02:42:00,100
You won't regret it.

3147
02:42:00,140 --> 02:42:00,520
You won't regret it.

3148
02:42:00,520 --> 02:42:01,300
Talk about having fun.

3149
02:42:01,420 --> 02:42:02,960
And making money at the same time.

3150
02:42:03,880 --> 02:42:04,840
If you're anything like.

3151
02:42:04,980 --> 02:42:06,540
Look at the delivery of the line here.

3152
02:42:07,840 --> 02:42:09,020
The delivery of the line.

3153
02:42:09,520 --> 02:42:10,920
Talk about having fun.

3154
02:42:10,920 --> 02:42:11,860
And making money.

3155
02:42:12,100 --> 02:42:12,920
At the same time.

3156
02:42:13,320 --> 02:42:14,700
And then a pregnant pause.

3157
02:42:15,800 --> 02:42:17,980
A disconcerting pregnant pause.

3158
02:42:18,220 --> 02:42:18,920
After we've come in from.

3159
02:42:20,320 --> 02:42:21,180
Christian Bale.

3160
02:42:21,180 --> 02:42:24,100
You won't regret it.

3161
02:42:24,100 --> 02:42:24,480
You won't.

3162
02:42:25,400 --> 02:42:26,480
You won't regret it.

3163
02:42:27,180 --> 02:42:28,220
Then look at this guy.

3164
02:42:29,340 --> 02:42:30,560
Talk about having fun.

3165
02:42:30,700 --> 02:42:32,260
And making money at the same time.

3166
02:42:33,260 --> 02:42:33,580
If you're.

3167
02:42:33,660 --> 02:42:34,560
Dead air man.

3168
02:42:34,640 --> 02:42:35,660
Talk about having fun.

3169
02:42:35,820 --> 02:42:37,360
And making money at the same time.

3170
02:42:38,760 --> 02:42:40,400
Dead air from here on in.

3171
02:42:40,480 --> 02:42:41,020
It's one.

3172
02:42:41,020 --> 02:42:43,460
One and a half seconds of dead air.

3173
02:42:44,640 --> 02:42:45,840
Talk about having fun.

3174
02:42:46,080 --> 02:42:47,520
And making money at the same time.

3175
02:42:48,220 --> 02:42:49,720
If you're anything like me.

3176
02:42:49,880 --> 02:42:52,600
And you want to increase your following on Twitch.

3177
02:42:53,300 --> 02:42:54,560
Try stream upgrade.

3178
02:42:55,280 --> 02:42:55,900
Trust me.

3179
02:42:56,440 --> 02:42:57,240
You won't be sorry.

3180
02:43:00,340 --> 02:43:02,300
What's he doing there when he turns around?

3181
02:43:02,680 --> 02:43:03,920
Try stream upgrade.

3182
02:43:04,640 --> 02:43:05,260
Trust me.

3183
02:43:05,680 --> 02:43:06,600
You won't be sorry.

3184
02:43:08,800 --> 02:43:10,140
It fades out.

3185
02:43:10,140 --> 02:43:11,780
We can't see what he's going to do there.

3186
02:43:11,880 --> 02:43:12,140
We can't.

3187
02:43:13,020 --> 02:43:13,580
Unfortunately.

3188
02:43:14,020 --> 02:43:14,300
See.

3189
02:43:15,300 --> 02:43:16,740
Behind the scenes here.

3190
02:43:16,880 --> 02:43:17,640
Stream upgrade.

3191
02:43:17,760 --> 02:43:19,420
We want to really get it behind the scenes.

3192
02:43:19,520 --> 02:43:20,820
And see what this guy's about.

3193
02:43:21,300 --> 02:43:22,060
You won't be sorry.

3194
02:43:27,440 --> 02:43:29,080
My follower count went up.

3195
02:43:29,080 --> 02:43:30,080
10,000.

3196
02:43:30,080 --> 02:43:30,760
10,000.

3197
02:43:30,900 --> 02:43:31,200
Okay.

3198
02:43:31,280 --> 02:43:32,040
And we've no.

3199
02:43:33,260 --> 02:43:35,820
We have no information on who these guys are.

3200
02:43:42,440 --> 02:43:43,680
You are a liar.

3201
02:43:44,220 --> 02:43:45,140
The one comment.

3202
02:43:46,020 --> 02:43:46,560
Tim Reedy.

3203
02:43:48,240 --> 02:43:49,200
Thank you very much.

3204
02:43:52,000 --> 02:43:52,640
Well done.

3205
02:43:52,700 --> 02:43:53,740
I'm finding that anyway.

3206
02:43:54,040 --> 02:43:56,000
The video which was unlisted.

3207
02:43:56,200 --> 02:43:57,760
I don't know how you meant to do that.

3208
02:43:57,800 --> 02:43:58,360
But let's have a look.

3209
02:43:58,420 --> 02:43:59,620
Comforting in give.

3210
02:44:00,080 --> 02:44:00,500
Stream.

3211
02:44:01,060 --> 02:44:03,040
7.5k clients.

3212
02:44:03,480 --> 02:44:05,300
56 million followers gained.

3213
02:44:05,460 --> 02:44:08,100
27 Twitch niches.

3214
02:44:10,300 --> 02:44:11,500
Let's move this down here.

3215
02:44:11,680 --> 02:44:13,080
Let's see what we've got on this website.

3216
02:44:13,260 --> 02:44:13,380
Okay.

3217
02:44:16,240 --> 02:44:16,720
Honestly.

3218
02:44:17,040 --> 02:44:21,060
I wasn't expecting to gain so many Twitch followers in such a short amount of time.

3219
02:44:21,360 --> 02:44:24,600
I have increased traffic to my Twitch page almost 600%.

3220
02:44:24,600 --> 02:44:26,920
Though ever since I started using stream upgrade.

3221
02:44:27,460 --> 02:44:27,580
Oh.

3222
02:44:27,940 --> 02:44:28,720
Through ever since.

3223
02:44:29,040 --> 02:44:29,420
What is it?

3224
02:44:30,160 --> 02:44:30,940
Through ever.

3225
02:44:30,940 --> 02:44:32,960
Almost 600% through.

3226
02:44:34,340 --> 02:44:36,380
Ever since I started using stream upgrade.

3227
02:44:36,820 --> 02:44:37,820
I have increased.

3228
02:44:37,960 --> 02:44:42,620
I have increased traffic to my Twitch page almost 600% through.

3229
02:44:42,760 --> 02:44:46,020
Ever since I started using stream upgrade.

3230
02:44:46,380 --> 02:44:49,060
All the analytics on my page are through the roof.

3231
02:44:49,440 --> 02:44:50,420
Can't recommend them enough.

3232
02:44:50,740 --> 02:44:52,140
From Frank Horvath.

3233
02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:56,220
And you can't fucking click on Frank Horvath's name.

3234
02:44:56,780 --> 02:44:57,920
Is he real?

3235
02:44:57,920 --> 02:44:58,900
We don't know.

3236
02:44:59,800 --> 02:45:01,940
We've got another testimonial here.

3237
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:03,140
Just in off the press.

3238
02:45:04,140 --> 02:45:04,760
In three days.

3239
02:45:04,880 --> 02:45:07,700
My page has grown with almost 500 new followers.

3240
02:45:07,980 --> 02:45:09,960
And a lot of interactions on my posts.

3241
02:45:10,360 --> 02:45:12,220
Who are these people in just a few days.

3242
02:45:12,640 --> 02:45:13,680
That have just come in.

3243
02:45:14,180 --> 02:45:15,840
And who don't care about you.

3244
02:45:15,860 --> 02:45:17,300
Because they're a company.

3245
02:45:18,000 --> 02:45:18,200
Are they.

3246
02:45:18,320 --> 02:45:21,760
Is he on about people that have come organically to the site.

3247
02:45:21,760 --> 02:45:22,500
Or is he.

3248
02:45:22,500 --> 02:45:23,100
Is he.

3249
02:45:23,420 --> 02:45:26,800
Are these people beginning to get taken in by the company that they're paying.

3250
02:45:28,400 --> 02:45:30,240
My experience is really good.

3251
02:45:30,380 --> 02:45:30,740
Overall.

3252
02:45:30,920 --> 02:45:32,040
Nothing to complain about.

3253
02:45:32,380 --> 02:45:33,540
This is really amazing.

3254
02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:35,240
I had absolutely no idea.

3255
02:45:35,240 --> 02:45:37,680
It was possible to grow a Twitch page this quickly.

3256
02:45:37,680 --> 02:45:38,800
And this easily.

3257
02:45:38,800 --> 02:45:39,780
Well it's not.

3258
02:45:40,180 --> 02:45:40,580
Because.

3259
02:45:41,080 --> 02:45:41,220
It.

3260
02:45:41,460 --> 02:45:42,600
You didn't do it that easily.

3261
02:45:42,680 --> 02:45:46,220
You had fucking go to stream upgrade a company to get you to fucking do it.

3262
02:45:47,700 --> 02:45:52,260
Their work on my Twitch account has made a significant difference to my reach.

3263
02:45:53,340 --> 02:46:00,100
Another thing that's kind of disconcerting about this whole organic world of entertainment.

3264
02:46:00,760 --> 02:46:01,500
From anyone.

3265
02:46:01,620 --> 02:46:02,500
Anyone can just do it.

3266
02:46:02,820 --> 02:46:03,220
Is that.

3267
02:46:03,640 --> 02:46:06,160
The people who do end up doing and doing really well.

3268
02:46:06,280 --> 02:46:08,460
Some of them are like fucking business degree lads.

3269
02:46:09,080 --> 02:46:09,920
Some of them are talking.

3270
02:46:10,020 --> 02:46:11,220
They're talking about reach.

3271
02:46:11,580 --> 02:46:12,940
And they're talking about fucking.

3272
02:46:13,340 --> 02:46:14,900
We've got all these analytics.

3273
02:46:15,400 --> 02:46:17,520
They're banding around figures and sums.

3274
02:46:17,740 --> 02:46:18,580
Like percentages.

3275
02:46:18,780 --> 02:46:20,040
600% uptick.

3276
02:46:20,040 --> 02:46:22,320
In my follower and subscriber base.

3277
02:46:22,320 --> 02:46:24,500
Once you get that base.

3278
02:46:25,500 --> 02:46:27,180
There ain't no fucking turning back.

3279
02:46:29,820 --> 02:46:34,820
Stream upgrade has literally gained us more followers in five days than we gained over four months.

3280
02:46:35,700 --> 02:46:42,360
They were easily able to understand our specific demographic and attract followers that engage with my content.

3281
02:46:42,640 --> 02:46:44,400
Says Chris Cleary.

3282
02:46:44,640 --> 02:46:46,780
I wonder if it's the same Chris Cleary I went to school with.

3283
02:46:47,000 --> 02:46:47,960
Doesn't look like him though.

3284
02:46:47,960 --> 02:46:58,520
You just gotta get that base.

3285
02:47:02,020 --> 02:47:03,480
Your stream sucks.

3286
02:47:03,760 --> 02:47:04,300
You know why?

3287
02:47:04,360 --> 02:47:05,580
Because you don't have a base.

3288
02:47:07,140 --> 02:47:09,520
Let's get down to the nitty gritty.

3289
02:47:10,060 --> 02:47:13,160
None of these guys who gave us a testimonial are real.

3290
02:47:13,700 --> 02:47:16,100
You can't click on their name or go to their Twitch channel.

3291
02:47:16,520 --> 02:47:17,180
Maybe Frank.

3292
02:47:17,280 --> 02:47:17,760
Let's have a look.

3293
02:47:17,900 --> 02:47:18,880
Frank Horvath.

3294
02:47:20,160 --> 02:47:20,920
Search Google.

3295
02:47:23,420 --> 02:47:24,560
You'd imagine wouldn't you?

3296
02:47:25,340 --> 02:47:26,420
That it comes up as a Twitch.

3297
02:47:26,520 --> 02:47:27,020
There's nothing.

3298
02:47:27,540 --> 02:47:29,080
There's nothing there man.

3299
02:47:31,880 --> 02:47:32,360
Sketchbook.

3300
02:47:33,380 --> 02:47:34,340
Justin Yarnell.

3301
02:47:34,940 --> 02:47:35,860
Search for Justin.

3302
02:47:38,980 --> 02:47:43,220
That doesn't look like fucking Justin Yarnell there who we just had on the screen.

3303
02:47:49,360 --> 02:47:50,220
Justin Yarnell.

3304
02:47:50,540 --> 02:47:52,500
Thank you very much there for the tips.

3305
02:47:52,700 --> 02:47:53,540
Are we real people?

3306
02:47:53,620 --> 02:47:54,160
Aaron Brennan.

3307
02:47:54,240 --> 02:47:54,660
Your mother.

3308
02:47:54,820 --> 02:47:55,460
Thank you very much.

3309
02:47:55,520 --> 02:47:56,020
Your mother.

3310
02:47:58,000 --> 02:47:58,880
Solid snake.

3311
02:47:59,420 --> 02:48:00,380
Thank you very much.

3312
02:48:01,040 --> 02:48:01,740
Very very kind.

3313
02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:02,720
I'm totally a real.

3314
02:48:02,720 --> 02:48:05,020
I'm a totally real person watching a totally real stream.

3315
02:48:05,100 --> 02:48:05,780
Thank you very much.

3316
02:48:06,540 --> 02:48:07,260
I never.

3317
02:48:07,440 --> 02:48:09,840
I never doubted for a moment you weren't real.

3318
02:48:09,960 --> 02:48:10,780
Because you know why?

3319
02:48:10,860 --> 02:48:11,420
Because I don't.

3320
02:48:11,560 --> 02:48:15,860
I haven't enlisted the help of stream upgrade.

3321
02:48:18,020 --> 02:48:18,940
Thank you very much.

3322
02:48:19,200 --> 02:48:19,620
M.

3323
02:48:20,060 --> 02:48:20,500
Breder.

3324
02:48:22,540 --> 02:48:22,940
Jack.

3325
02:48:23,020 --> 02:48:24,080
Thank you very much as well.

3326
02:48:24,180 --> 02:48:24,620
Nirvana.

3327
02:48:25,000 --> 02:48:25,780
JJ's Garden.

3328
02:48:25,940 --> 02:48:26,760
What do they have in common?

3329
02:48:26,880 --> 02:48:27,400
Neither exist.

3330
02:48:30,760 --> 02:48:31,480
Flanye West.

3331
02:48:31,580 --> 02:48:32,400
Thank you very much.

3332
02:48:34,580 --> 02:48:35,380
T22BC.

3333
02:48:35,580 --> 02:48:36,300
Thank you very much.

3334
02:48:36,780 --> 02:48:39,420
Need some gulag in the chat for the Nirvana spammer.

3335
02:48:39,440 --> 02:48:40,140
Says T22.

3336
02:48:40,660 --> 02:48:40,840
Yeah.

3337
02:48:40,940 --> 02:48:42,880
If you're there T22 in the chat.

3338
02:48:43,040 --> 02:48:44,500
You just make your presence felt.

3339
02:48:44,700 --> 02:48:47,640
And I'll give you the fucking spanner you crave.

3340
02:48:50,140 --> 02:48:51,200
Let me have a look here.

3341
02:48:52,580 --> 02:48:53,960
Thanks very much for the tip there.

3342
02:48:54,020 --> 02:48:54,660
Flanye West.

3343
02:48:54,880 --> 02:48:57,580
So you can get a free three day trial of this shite.

3344
02:48:57,940 --> 02:49:00,720
They work out a nondescript building in the middle of nowhere.

3345
02:49:01,860 --> 02:49:02,740
Is that the case?

3346
02:49:02,740 --> 02:49:03,880
If that's the case.

3347
02:49:04,100 --> 02:49:05,280
Then why are they so successful?

3348
02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:07,400
Although they may not be successful.

3349
02:49:07,520 --> 02:49:08,760
They might just be a load of bullshit.

3350
02:49:08,920 --> 02:49:09,820
And they aren't successful.

3351
02:49:10,140 --> 02:49:11,440
Because a lot of this stuff as well.

3352
02:49:11,520 --> 02:49:12,300
Could just be.

3353
02:49:13,040 --> 02:49:14,440
All fronting and pretending.

3354
02:49:14,700 --> 02:49:15,000
Like you know.

3355
02:49:16,380 --> 02:49:17,140
T22BC.

3356
02:49:18,080 --> 02:49:19,560
Thank you very much man.

3357
02:49:19,820 --> 02:49:20,080
For.

3358
02:49:21,080 --> 02:49:22,420
Offering your services there.

3359
02:49:22,420 --> 02:49:22,940
I put.

3360
02:49:23,260 --> 02:49:24,140
Ad moderator.

3361
02:49:24,340 --> 02:49:24,940
There you go.

3362
02:49:25,680 --> 02:49:25,860
And.

3363
02:49:27,140 --> 02:49:27,700
Don't be.

3364
02:49:27,760 --> 02:49:28,980
You don't have to time out.

3365
02:49:29,100 --> 02:49:31,040
I suppose you could just do one of those time outs.

3366
02:49:31,160 --> 02:49:31,720
That lasts.

3367
02:49:32,060 --> 02:49:32,980
Forever if you want.

3368
02:49:35,140 --> 02:49:36,140
It's nothing personal.

3369
02:49:36,300 --> 02:49:36,460
Like.

3370
02:49:36,520 --> 02:49:38,380
I don't want anyone getting personal and going.

3371
02:49:38,380 --> 02:49:39,020
Oh man.

3372
02:49:39,180 --> 02:49:39,360
It's.

3373
02:49:39,440 --> 02:49:40,720
I got banned from the fucking thing.

3374
02:49:40,840 --> 02:49:42,180
It's not me that does any banning.

3375
02:49:42,380 --> 02:49:42,940
It's just some.

3376
02:49:43,100 --> 02:49:44,400
There's somebody else who gets a hammer.

3377
02:49:44,580 --> 02:49:45,580
And then people get banned.

3378
02:49:45,720 --> 02:49:46,020
Because.

3379
02:49:46,420 --> 02:49:47,540
That's just the way it goes.

3380
02:49:49,400 --> 02:49:50,100
I'm sorry.

3381
02:49:53,720 --> 02:49:54,680
Thank you very much.

3382
02:49:54,800 --> 02:49:55,300
For the tip.

3383
02:49:55,400 --> 02:49:56,180
Cian McCormack.

3384
02:49:56,260 --> 02:49:56,980
Thank you very much.

3385
02:49:57,140 --> 02:49:57,820
And hermitical.

3386
02:49:58,500 --> 02:49:59,380
And delusional.

3387
02:49:59,640 --> 02:50:00,340
Thank you very much.

3388
02:50:03,080 --> 02:50:03,440
Right.

3389
02:50:03,480 --> 02:50:04,260
I'll give you a tip.

3390
02:50:05,800 --> 02:50:06,980
Just time out spammers.

3391
02:50:07,160 --> 02:50:07,260
Okay.

3392
02:50:12,080 --> 02:50:13,160
M. Brad Durr.

3393
02:50:13,200 --> 02:50:13,920
Thank you very much.

3394
02:50:14,060 --> 02:50:15,240
Bryn's dog is gone.

3395
02:50:15,340 --> 02:50:17,400
Can we please get some G.A.J.'s guards in the chat.

3396
02:50:17,440 --> 02:50:18,480
I don't know what that means man.

3397
02:50:18,580 --> 02:50:19,700
Thanks very much for the thing.

3398
02:50:20,160 --> 02:50:20,700
For the tip.

3399
02:50:21,420 --> 02:50:21,640
Okay.

3400
02:50:21,780 --> 02:50:22,180
Pricing.

3401
02:50:22,260 --> 02:50:24,020
Let's have a look at the pricing here guys.

3402
02:50:25,360 --> 02:50:25,760
So.

3403
02:50:25,900 --> 02:50:27,380
We've got individual pricing.

3404
02:50:27,540 --> 02:50:29,700
Starts at $69 a week.

3405
02:50:30,240 --> 02:50:30,760
A week.

3406
02:50:30,840 --> 02:50:32,820
This is the cheapest package they have.

3407
02:50:32,940 --> 02:50:34,660
And they want to take 70 quid.

3408
02:50:34,760 --> 02:50:35,620
Out of your wallet.

3409
02:50:36,060 --> 02:50:36,720
A week.

3410
02:50:38,080 --> 02:50:39,440
Design for personal accounts.

3411
02:50:39,520 --> 02:50:41,760
Looking to experience organic growth.

3412
02:50:42,300 --> 02:50:44,040
40 social media accounts.

3413
02:50:44,200 --> 02:50:45,320
Sending you traffic.

3414
02:50:45,960 --> 02:50:46,960
Fucking hell.

3415
02:50:47,640 --> 02:50:48,560
So these are fake.

3416
02:50:48,680 --> 02:50:49,500
They're not bots.

3417
02:50:49,580 --> 02:50:49,920
Okay.

3418
02:50:50,020 --> 02:50:50,600
Don't worry.

3419
02:50:51,560 --> 02:50:52,680
How depressing.

3420
02:50:53,020 --> 02:50:53,080
Like.

3421
02:50:53,660 --> 02:50:54,920
That you're paying for people.

3422
02:50:55,040 --> 02:50:55,560
You're paying.

3423
02:50:55,760 --> 02:50:56,660
And it's not a bot.

3424
02:50:56,700 --> 02:50:57,360
And they're going to you.

3425
02:50:57,400 --> 02:50:57,820
Don't worry.

3426
02:50:57,880 --> 02:50:58,980
It's a real person man.

3427
02:50:59,020 --> 02:50:59,740
It's not a bot.

3428
02:51:00,160 --> 02:51:01,440
But it's still someone.

3429
02:51:01,980 --> 02:51:03,100
That you're fucking paying to do.

3430
02:51:03,140 --> 02:51:03,920
It's still a fake.

3431
02:51:06,140 --> 02:51:06,540
Scenario.

3432
02:51:08,600 --> 02:51:10,560
Fake doesn't roll too far from the tree.

3433
02:51:10,660 --> 02:51:12,040
So I would imagine stream upgrade.

3434
02:51:12,160 --> 02:51:12,580
Or lying.

3435
02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:15,200
When it comes to their 7.5k.

3436
02:51:15,520 --> 02:51:16,380
56 million.

3437
02:51:16,640 --> 02:51:17,040
27.

3438
02:51:17,260 --> 02:51:17,520
Twitch.

3439
02:51:17,700 --> 02:51:18,160
Blah blah blah blah.

3440
02:51:19,000 --> 02:51:19,440
Influencer.

3441
02:51:19,720 --> 02:51:20,980
Move upgrade from the $69.

3442
02:51:21,500 --> 02:51:22,680
And go to $99.

3443
02:51:23,380 --> 02:51:23,980
Why did the.

3444
02:51:24,140 --> 02:51:24,260
Yeah.

3445
02:51:24,500 --> 02:51:25,720
$99 a week.

3446
02:51:25,860 --> 02:51:26,660
It's 100 quid.

3447
02:51:26,980 --> 02:51:27,700
It's a great deal.

3448
02:51:28,660 --> 02:51:29,580
It's a fucking great deal.

3449
02:51:29,920 --> 02:51:32,180
Accelerated growth for serious results.

3450
02:51:32,900 --> 02:51:34,180
Because the individual one.

3451
02:51:34,380 --> 02:51:35,820
Just isn't going to cut the mustard.

3452
02:51:36,000 --> 02:51:36,160
Okay.

3453
02:51:36,220 --> 02:51:37,460
That's the lowest of the low.

3454
02:51:39,540 --> 02:51:40,740
$99 a week.

3455
02:51:41,640 --> 02:51:43,020
Significantly faster growth.

3456
02:51:43,360 --> 02:51:44,820
Designed for upcoming influencers.

3457
02:51:45,500 --> 02:51:46,240
And businesses.

3458
02:51:48,140 --> 02:51:48,540
Businessers.

3459
02:51:49,080 --> 02:51:50,200
So that was designed.

3460
02:51:50,280 --> 02:51:51,820
The first one is designed for personal accounts.

3461
02:51:52,740 --> 02:51:54,100
Want an organic growth.

3462
02:51:54,180 --> 02:51:55,560
Even though that's the opposite of organic.

3463
02:51:55,680 --> 02:51:56,280
What you're doing there.

3464
02:51:56,340 --> 02:51:58,920
You're paying 70 quid for non-organic growth.

3465
02:51:58,920 --> 02:52:01,700
Significantly faster growth.

3466
02:52:03,140 --> 02:52:04,840
If you really want to go the whole hog.

3467
02:52:04,940 --> 02:52:06,980
It's a $200 a week.

3468
02:52:07,200 --> 02:52:08,200
Pro package.

3469
02:52:08,340 --> 02:52:08,500
Okay.

3470
02:52:08,540 --> 02:52:11,480
The most aggressive growth service on the market.

3471
02:52:11,480 --> 02:52:14,100
This growth is too aggressive.

3472
02:52:15,020 --> 02:52:15,280
Okay.

3473
02:52:15,380 --> 02:52:15,960
It's fucking.

3474
02:52:17,340 --> 02:52:19,440
Stage four stream upgrade.

3475
02:52:19,660 --> 02:52:21,640
This is just full on.

3476
02:52:21,740 --> 02:52:23,320
You can't escape it.

3477
02:52:23,540 --> 02:52:25,480
It's exceptional organic growth.

3478
02:52:25,760 --> 02:52:28,120
The fastest Twitch growth service on the market.

3479
02:52:28,560 --> 02:52:31,240
200 social media accounts sending you traffic.

3480
02:52:31,600 --> 02:52:32,680
Three day free trial.

3481
02:52:32,960 --> 02:52:33,880
Cancel any time.

3482
02:52:34,300 --> 02:52:35,840
$200 a week man.

3483
02:52:37,520 --> 02:52:39,560
How do you grow accounts and attract followers?

3484
02:52:39,760 --> 02:52:41,520
Our team of Twitch experts.

3485
02:52:42,100 --> 02:52:42,380
These are.

3486
02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:43,580
They're not experts.

3487
02:52:43,680 --> 02:52:44,800
They're just people with a computer.

3488
02:52:45,060 --> 02:52:46,520
Will manage your account.

3489
02:52:46,780 --> 02:52:48,700
And help you target and attract followers.

3490
02:52:48,700 --> 02:52:54,680
We will perform a tiring amount of organic activity and engagement to attract them.

3491
02:52:56,240 --> 02:52:59,560
We've developed highly effective methods for targeting users.

3492
02:53:00,200 --> 02:53:04,820
Are these people going to be like fucking commenting to other people out there?

3493
02:53:05,240 --> 02:53:05,940
And going.

3494
02:53:06,120 --> 02:53:06,360
Hey.

3495
02:53:06,480 --> 02:53:07,260
You like this guy.

3496
02:53:07,340 --> 02:53:08,640
You like this streamer.

3497
02:53:10,020 --> 02:53:11,240
Maybe we should be friends.

3498
02:53:11,460 --> 02:53:11,600
Yeah.

3499
02:53:11,600 --> 02:53:12,780
You should keep watching his streams.

3500
02:53:12,980 --> 02:53:13,260
Bah, bah, bah.

3501
02:53:14,740 --> 02:53:15,540
It's weird.

3502
02:53:15,660 --> 02:53:15,880
Like.

3503
02:53:16,540 --> 02:53:16,860
Do they.

3504
02:53:16,940 --> 02:53:18,260
Do they get in touch with other people?

3505
02:53:18,300 --> 02:53:18,860
We don't know.

3506
02:53:20,060 --> 02:53:21,280
Encouraging them to follow you.

3507
02:53:21,480 --> 02:53:24,740
Once you've signed up to the best organic Twitch growth service.

3508
02:53:24,840 --> 02:53:25,400
Which is us.

3509
02:53:25,640 --> 02:53:28,260
We'll take care of everything while you lap up the growth.

3510
02:53:31,920 --> 02:53:33,560
So they wanted to grow.

3511
02:53:33,760 --> 02:53:35,100
And where did they get their money?

3512
02:53:35,160 --> 02:53:37,940
They get their money in their initial 200 euro a week thing.

3513
02:53:38,640 --> 02:53:39,660
So it's a weekly.

3514
02:53:40,180 --> 02:53:42,060
A cancel any time weekly policy.

3515
02:53:42,740 --> 02:53:43,460
200 quid.

3516
02:53:43,600 --> 02:53:43,920
Gone.

3517
02:53:46,680 --> 02:53:48,400
And you can bet your bottom dollar.

3518
02:53:48,540 --> 02:53:50,260
You can bet your bottom 200 dollar.

3519
02:53:50,380 --> 02:53:51,500
That by the end of week one.

3520
02:53:51,960 --> 02:53:52,940
It won't be enough.

3521
02:53:53,580 --> 02:53:55,040
You'll probably have to keep going for fucking.

3522
02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:56,600
They want you there for weeks and months.

3523
02:53:58,360 --> 02:53:59,500
Is it safe?

3524
02:53:59,640 --> 02:54:01,220
Is it 100% safe?

3525
02:54:02,000 --> 02:54:02,360
Well.

3526
02:54:02,680 --> 02:54:03,800
I don't know about you.

3527
02:54:03,860 --> 02:54:04,800
But when I see.

3528
02:54:06,340 --> 02:54:08,340
People on their own company website going.

3529
02:54:08,720 --> 02:54:09,780
Is this safe?

3530
02:54:10,380 --> 02:54:11,700
As an FAQ.

3531
02:54:12,420 --> 02:54:13,480
I'm starting to get.

3532
02:54:13,600 --> 02:54:14,360
Ask a little bit.

3533
02:54:14,360 --> 02:54:17,140
A few questions are going on in the head there.

3534
02:54:17,560 --> 02:54:18,040
Absolutely.

3535
02:54:18,320 --> 02:54:18,620
They say.

3536
02:54:18,920 --> 02:54:21,400
We're a fully fledged social media marketing agency.

3537
02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:22,820
That specializes in Twitch.

3538
02:54:23,400 --> 02:54:26,080
We've grown over 7,500 accounts.

3539
02:54:26,200 --> 02:54:27,080
Using our genuine.

3540
02:54:27,700 --> 02:54:28,180
Organic.

3541
02:54:28,780 --> 02:54:29,700
Marketing practices.

3542
02:54:29,840 --> 02:54:30,800
They keep saying organic.

3543
02:54:32,700 --> 02:54:33,100
Wheel.

3544
02:54:33,260 --> 02:54:33,700
Real.

3545
02:54:33,920 --> 02:54:34,360
Users.

3546
02:54:34,540 --> 02:54:35,600
Look at the state of this.

3547
02:54:36,020 --> 02:54:38,180
These are the people that want $200 off you.

3548
02:54:38,220 --> 02:54:38,400
Right?

3549
02:54:38,660 --> 02:54:40,000
They want $200 a week.

3550
02:54:40,120 --> 02:54:42,160
And this is what they're saying to you in their FAQ.

3551
02:54:42,160 --> 02:54:42,800
Wheel.

3552
02:54:43,140 --> 02:54:43,420
Real.

3553
02:54:43,760 --> 02:54:44,080
Users.

3554
02:54:44,080 --> 02:54:46,160
To your profile.

3555
02:54:47,240 --> 02:54:49,460
And help you gain new followers.

3556
02:54:50,240 --> 02:54:53,440
We always operate within Twitch's rules.

3557
02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:54,720
And limits.

3558
02:54:55,720 --> 02:54:58,080
Your account is completely safe.

3559
02:54:59,200 --> 02:54:59,600
Okay?

3560
02:55:00,240 --> 02:55:02,540
And secure while working with us.

3561
02:55:03,240 --> 02:55:04,740
Will this service work for me?

3562
02:55:05,180 --> 02:55:05,940
Let's have a look.

3563
02:55:06,500 --> 02:55:12,660
We've successfully grown Twitch accounts across countless niches and games.

3564
02:55:12,780 --> 02:55:15,640
We've worked with Twitch streamers from around the world.

3565
02:55:16,240 --> 02:55:17,640
You've seen them in the video, guys.

3566
02:55:17,920 --> 02:55:19,120
They're not actors.

3567
02:55:19,300 --> 02:55:20,540
They weren't paid.

3568
02:55:22,440 --> 02:55:25,900
So if your audience is on Twitch, we can help you attract them.

3569
02:55:26,040 --> 02:55:29,920
We've yet to come across an account we haven't been able to grow tremendously.

3570
02:55:30,880 --> 02:55:32,760
How many followers will my account gain?

3571
02:55:33,020 --> 02:55:34,680
There are many variables, guys.

3572
02:55:35,040 --> 02:55:36,620
See, it gets a bit cloudy here.

3573
02:55:36,720 --> 02:55:36,980
They want.

3574
02:55:37,340 --> 02:55:40,880
They don't want to fucking give anything too concrete.

3575
02:55:41,040 --> 02:55:41,300
Okay?

3576
02:55:41,780 --> 02:55:44,720
They want to keep you guessing the whole time.

3577
02:55:44,760 --> 02:55:45,860
They want to keep that money coming.

3578
02:55:45,860 --> 02:55:46,560
At the end of the week.

3579
02:55:47,300 --> 02:55:49,000
Fucking variables, man.

3580
02:55:49,320 --> 02:55:50,000
Because I'd be like.

3581
02:55:50,760 --> 02:55:51,480
Stream upgrade.

3582
02:55:51,760 --> 02:55:52,400
How are things?

3583
02:55:52,620 --> 02:55:53,160
Francis here.

3584
02:55:54,640 --> 02:55:55,580
After one week.

3585
02:55:56,000 --> 02:55:57,640
Kind of happy with the progress.

3586
02:55:57,800 --> 02:55:58,260
But still.

3587
02:55:58,440 --> 02:55:59,340
Not that many followers.

3588
02:55:59,520 --> 02:56:01,540
Why isn't it growing as much as blah, blah, blah.

3589
02:56:01,640 --> 02:56:02,760
And then the message back would be.

3590
02:56:03,240 --> 02:56:03,980
Don't worry, man.

3591
02:56:04,060 --> 02:56:05,420
It's different for a lot of people.

3592
02:56:05,740 --> 02:56:08,300
We can understand your disappointment at the moment.

3593
02:56:08,620 --> 02:56:09,540
All we can say is.

3594
02:56:09,860 --> 02:56:11,540
This is something that you've got to be all in.

3595
02:56:11,780 --> 02:56:13,540
If you keep going down the road with us.

3596
02:56:13,580 --> 02:56:14,860
It's just going to grow and grow and grow.

3597
02:56:14,920 --> 02:56:16,200
So just keep going, man.

3598
02:56:16,400 --> 02:56:17,000
You can cancel.

3599
02:56:17,240 --> 02:56:19,320
Remember, you can cancel any time.

3600
02:56:19,980 --> 02:56:21,180
But if you want to pay that $70.

3601
02:56:21,560 --> 02:56:22,660
Or even the fucking hundred.

3602
02:56:22,880 --> 02:56:24,480
Or even fucking drop the 200, man.

3603
02:56:25,020 --> 02:56:28,380
If you want to drop that 200 into our claw via your credit card.

3604
02:56:29,160 --> 02:56:32,740
Then we are going to make the stream happen for you.

3605
02:56:32,980 --> 02:56:34,800
So much fucking viewers, man.

3606
02:56:38,380 --> 02:56:41,700
My follower count went up 10,000.

3607
02:56:41,700 --> 02:56:42,080
Okay.

3608
02:56:42,080 --> 02:56:43,260
Okay.

3609
02:56:43,340 --> 02:56:44,320
So then we've got this.

3610
02:56:44,380 --> 02:56:46,060
This includes your profile attractiveness.

3611
02:56:46,220 --> 02:56:46,680
Oh, fuck.

3612
02:56:47,360 --> 02:56:49,640
There are many variables that affect your growth.

3613
02:56:49,840 --> 02:56:50,740
That affect growth.

3614
02:56:50,800 --> 02:56:52,240
Which are out of our control.

3615
02:56:53,080 --> 02:56:54,080
So then they're going to be.

3616
02:56:54,080 --> 02:56:55,220
So then they're going on about attractiveness.

3617
02:56:56,240 --> 02:57:01,440
We cannot guarantee exact growth or specific number of followers to be gained.

3618
02:57:02,080 --> 02:57:04,580
This includes your profile attractiveness.

3619
02:57:06,980 --> 02:57:10,240
They're saying the profile is in your profile shot or page.

3620
02:57:10,300 --> 02:57:10,560
Is it?

3621
02:57:11,160 --> 02:57:12,200
On the, on Twitch.

3622
02:57:12,300 --> 02:57:13,280
Not your actual face.

3623
02:57:13,360 --> 02:57:19,360
But they're kind of, they're kind of laying the foundations there saying, you know, it's like, you know.

3624
02:57:20,640 --> 02:57:24,140
If you're good looking, like, you know, you can fucking get a lot of followers as well.

3625
02:57:24,320 --> 02:57:26,940
This is all stuff that everyone already knows.

3626
02:57:27,780 --> 02:57:31,720
That's why Hollywood and all the movies and TV and all the fucking Instagram.

3627
02:57:32,060 --> 02:57:35,600
It's always like class looking people that have all the amazing followers.

3628
02:57:36,500 --> 02:57:37,600
Amazing amount of followers.

3629
02:57:37,720 --> 02:57:37,820
Sorry.

3630
02:57:37,900 --> 02:57:38,620
Not amazing followers.

3631
02:57:39,100 --> 02:57:43,140
Target audience, industry, product services, profile layout and overall strategy.

3632
02:57:43,300 --> 02:57:46,380
But the biggest factor is streaming high quality content.

3633
02:57:46,600 --> 02:57:47,000
No shit.

3634
02:57:47,300 --> 02:57:48,940
You don't need to go to stream upgrade.

3635
02:57:48,940 --> 02:57:52,160
Just do the fucking, put out the content.

3636
02:57:53,740 --> 02:57:55,280
Don't like saying content either.

3637
02:57:55,380 --> 02:57:57,500
Just make the vids, make the streams and the vids, man.

3638
02:57:58,760 --> 02:58:00,200
But that's obvious, right?

3639
02:58:00,980 --> 02:58:05,680
And you know, they're, they're going to go wrong because what we can say is we do.

3640
02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:12,420
And what we can say is we do everything we can to help our clients achieve the best growth rate possible.

3641
02:58:12,880 --> 02:58:18,620
As a general estimation, our clients are averaging between 3,000 and 5,000 new followers.

3642
02:58:18,620 --> 02:58:19,620
Every month.

3643
02:58:21,840 --> 02:58:29,840
If you would like us to provide an estimation of your growth potential based on your face, please get in touch using the contact below.

3644
02:58:31,660 --> 02:58:33,620
What's the difference between the packages, lads?

3645
02:58:34,200 --> 02:58:37,880
We've created a different package to suit a variety of budgets and needs.

3646
02:58:38,000 --> 02:58:42,460
As you might expect, higher packages achieve better, faster results.

3647
02:58:42,920 --> 02:58:43,780
It sounds great.

3648
02:58:44,100 --> 02:58:44,820
Mr. Bradder.

3649
02:58:44,900 --> 02:58:45,540
Thank you very much.

3650
02:58:45,600 --> 02:58:46,000
Delusional.

3651
02:58:46,080 --> 02:58:46,740
Thank you very much.

3652
02:58:47,260 --> 02:58:48,060
Victoria Heaton.

3653
02:58:48,160 --> 02:58:48,740
Thank you very much.

3654
02:58:48,820 --> 02:58:49,800
Shout out to Big Gav.

3655
02:58:49,840 --> 02:58:50,640
He's a top fan.

3656
02:58:51,160 --> 02:58:54,020
Can't drive past a cow in a field without singing it anymore.

3657
02:58:54,920 --> 02:58:55,520
Thanks, Gav.

3658
02:58:55,880 --> 02:58:56,700
And thanks, Victoria.

3659
02:58:59,240 --> 02:59:00,880
Thanks for spanning up the chat.

3660
02:59:00,980 --> 02:59:02,420
Thank you very much for the tip.

3661
02:59:02,820 --> 02:59:03,700
Influencer Snake.

3662
02:59:03,820 --> 02:59:04,540
Thank you very much.

3663
02:59:04,860 --> 02:59:10,920
The website reads like a Conor Williams business he'd make with Eddie Hobbs Web 2.0.

3664
02:59:12,920 --> 02:59:13,740
Flanier West.

3665
02:59:13,820 --> 02:59:14,580
Thank you very much.

3666
02:59:14,860 --> 02:59:15,660
And Bryn's Dog.

3667
02:59:15,760 --> 02:59:16,640
Thank you very much.

3668
02:59:17,340 --> 02:59:20,200
And BP Payback.

3669
02:59:21,460 --> 02:59:22,800
BP Payback.

3670
02:59:22,880 --> 02:59:23,580
Thank you very much.

3671
02:59:25,140 --> 02:59:27,820
Organic based vitamins based on your base.

3672
02:59:30,500 --> 02:59:31,580
Please get in touch.

3673
02:59:31,680 --> 02:59:32,580
We need you to get in.

3674
02:59:32,580 --> 02:59:38,840
We really want you to get in fucking touch with us and get your credit card out as well because we want to build your base.

3675
02:59:40,480 --> 02:59:44,200
We want to stream high quality content all over your face.

3676
02:59:50,140 --> 02:59:50,980
Organic based.

3677
02:59:51,080 --> 02:59:52,480
Try our new chip sticks.

3678
02:59:53,400 --> 02:59:54,400
It's all organic.

3679
02:59:56,260 --> 02:59:56,680
Sorry.

3680
02:59:56,760 --> 03:00:00,760
I'm just scrolling through the comments there.

3681
03:00:01,320 --> 03:00:02,620
Quintessential stream based.

3682
03:00:02,760 --> 03:00:03,000
Luke.

3683
03:00:06,160 --> 03:00:06,560
Gridrain.

3684
03:00:06,680 --> 03:00:08,000
Thank you very much, Gridrain, everyone.

3685
03:00:08,280 --> 03:00:10,400
They use bots to spam socials with your links.

3686
03:00:10,840 --> 03:00:13,180
What you do with it is your problem.

3687
03:00:15,380 --> 03:00:19,320
We suggest you choose the best package that fits your budget.

3688
03:00:19,720 --> 03:00:27,060
If you need advice or if you require a custom package, please get in touch with us using the contact form below.

3689
03:00:27,680 --> 03:00:32,500
So these three, these are the three price plans, but they can do you a custom job if you want, man.

3690
03:00:32,740 --> 03:00:36,400
I wonder if we rang them up and said, can you do as a fucking fiver?

3691
03:00:37,400 --> 03:00:39,260
What can I get for a fiver, man?

3692
03:00:41,660 --> 03:00:43,420
What if I want to cancel my sub?

3693
03:00:43,520 --> 03:00:45,140
You may cancel your sub anytime.

3694
03:00:45,600 --> 03:00:50,840
We operate on a month to month basis and we'll continue growing your account until the end of the billing period.

3695
03:00:51,720 --> 03:00:52,640
So it's a month.

3696
03:00:52,640 --> 03:00:55,820
Like they're saying it's a fucking week, but you cancel anytime.

3697
03:00:56,000 --> 03:00:56,160
Okay.

3698
03:00:56,300 --> 03:00:58,120
So then they're, they could be getting to.

3699
03:00:59,840 --> 03:01:01,620
A maximum of 800.

3700
03:01:01,780 --> 03:01:05,160
And that's what, that's the price plans that we can, that we can see.

3701
03:01:08,160 --> 03:01:13,200
If you go custom, what if you said to them, I want to give you high stream upgrade.

3702
03:01:13,320 --> 03:01:13,900
How are you getting on?

3703
03:01:13,940 --> 03:01:14,560
It's Francis here.

3704
03:01:15,000 --> 03:01:16,220
Look, I've seen the video.

3705
03:01:16,400 --> 03:01:18,780
I was fucking electrified by it.

3706
03:01:18,860 --> 03:01:19,460
It's class.

3707
03:01:19,640 --> 03:01:22,480
I want you to boost my base on my stream.

3708
03:01:23,000 --> 03:01:24,480
But here's the catch.

3709
03:01:24,640 --> 03:01:28,220
You only go as far as a pro pro price plan, $200.

3710
03:01:29,500 --> 03:01:35,460
What if I was to tell you, I want to go from pro to beyond pro to God tier.

3711
03:01:35,660 --> 03:01:38,120
And they'd be like, there is no God tier.

3712
03:01:38,200 --> 03:01:38,660
What's that?

3713
03:01:38,720 --> 03:01:43,680
And I go, $5,000 a day.

3714
03:01:44,400 --> 03:01:45,580
What can you do for that?

3715
03:01:47,480 --> 03:01:48,800
Would you reckon they'd take it?

3716
03:01:49,160 --> 03:01:50,340
Or do you reckon they'd laugh?

3717
03:01:50,720 --> 03:01:53,400
Or do you reckon they'd say, that's too much, sir.

3718
03:01:53,740 --> 03:01:55,300
You really only need $200.

3719
03:01:55,300 --> 03:02:00,760
Do you think they'd be spongy enough to take that offer?

3720
03:02:03,620 --> 03:02:08,520
I think they would be spongy enough to take the offer, but not $5,000.

3721
03:02:08,680 --> 03:02:11,140
I think they'd try and pass it off as being sound.

3722
03:02:11,360 --> 03:02:14,120
And they go, there's no need to do $5,000 a day.

3723
03:02:14,380 --> 03:02:16,820
But you can do $1,000 a week.

3724
03:02:16,860 --> 03:02:17,460
How about that?

3725
03:02:18,080 --> 03:02:24,040
And I'll go, fucking, it's, look, it's a, it's a fucking, it's silly money.

3726
03:02:24,140 --> 03:02:25,280
But I mean, look at the growth.

3727
03:02:25,560 --> 03:02:29,500
If you're going to get the growth going, then let's fucking get the growth going.

3728
03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:30,820
Stream upgrade.

3729
03:02:32,700 --> 03:02:33,640
There's a chat box.

3730
03:02:33,720 --> 03:02:34,920
We might be able to chat with them.

3731
03:02:36,460 --> 03:02:37,660
What's the difference between packages?

3732
03:02:37,840 --> 03:02:40,060
What if, what if I want to cancel my subscription?

3733
03:02:40,620 --> 03:02:41,400
User Twitch growth.

3734
03:02:41,500 --> 03:02:43,400
What is the refund and cancellation policy?

3735
03:02:44,140 --> 03:02:45,880
We operate on month to month basis.

3736
03:02:46,040 --> 03:02:48,200
You can cancel any time without penalty.

3737
03:02:48,320 --> 03:02:52,280
In addition, we offer a free, a 30 day, no questions asked, money back guarantee.

3738
03:02:52,400 --> 03:02:54,560
If you aren't satisfied with the purchase for any reason, contact us.

3739
03:02:54,620 --> 03:02:56,660
We'll have to provide full refund or most.

3740
03:02:57,200 --> 03:02:57,980
We're happy to help.

3741
03:02:57,980 --> 03:03:10,220
10,000 followers.

3742
03:03:10,220 --> 03:03:11,720
Thanks to stream upgrade.

3743
03:03:11,940 --> 03:03:17,200
Stream upgrade is a program that helps boost your Twitch followers to the next level.

3744
03:03:17,280 --> 03:03:18,460
The growth is insane.

3745
03:03:18,560 --> 03:03:19,480
I was blown away.

3746
03:03:19,720 --> 03:03:22,860
After using stream upgrade for four months, four months.

3747
03:03:22,980 --> 03:03:24,160
It's not really that long.

3748
03:03:24,720 --> 03:03:27,280
I went from 2004 months is long enough.

3749
03:03:27,280 --> 03:03:29,680
Like, do you know what?

3750
03:03:29,700 --> 03:03:30,860
$200 a week.

3751
03:03:30,920 --> 03:03:34,640
It's, it's fucking, it's a lot of, it's a lot of, a lot of money.

3752
03:03:34,900 --> 03:03:39,960
Like, viewers to 25,000 viewers guys on my Twitch streams.

3753
03:03:39,960 --> 03:03:41,780
I stumbled upon stream upgrade.

3754
03:03:42,060 --> 03:03:42,900
I now have.

3755
03:03:43,140 --> 03:03:45,380
My stomach wants stream upgrade.

3756
03:03:45,500 --> 03:03:45,740
Dreams.

3757
03:03:45,900 --> 03:03:47,020
I stumbled upon stream.

3758
03:03:47,420 --> 03:03:48,400
I stumbled upon.

3759
03:03:48,500 --> 03:03:49,500
I thought I said my stomach.

3760
03:03:49,620 --> 03:03:50,440
I thought he was hungry.

3761
03:03:51,220 --> 03:03:56,180
I thought that the lack of energy that he was, he was putting into the fucking piece to camera

3762
03:03:56,180 --> 03:03:57,200
was because he was hungry.

3763
03:03:57,200 --> 03:04:03,300
And he'd, he'd failed on the words and was just going, my stomach wants fucking stream upgrade, man.

3764
03:04:03,340 --> 03:04:03,740
I'm starving.

3765
03:04:04,000 --> 03:04:05,060
On my Twitch streams.

3766
03:04:05,220 --> 03:04:06,820
My stomach wants stream upgrade.

3767
03:04:07,160 --> 03:04:10,820
I now have 15,000 people watching my streams.

3768
03:04:11,100 --> 03:04:11,740
Stream upgrade.

3769
03:04:12,000 --> 03:04:13,000
And this guy.

3770
03:04:13,000 --> 03:04:15,000
We haven't got to the bottom of this guy yet.

3771
03:04:15,120 --> 03:04:16,360
There's something going on with him.

3772
03:04:20,920 --> 03:04:23,240
How do we find out who runs this stuff?

3773
03:04:24,320 --> 03:04:25,000
Look at this guy.

3774
03:04:25,060 --> 03:04:27,320
This is the kind of guy that you're going to get in your chat.

3775
03:04:27,380 --> 03:04:30,340
He's going to be popping up and fucking sending messages.

3776
03:04:30,860 --> 03:04:32,340
And that's, he's going to be his profile.

3777
03:04:32,440 --> 03:04:34,460
And then people are going to look at that and go, wow, man.

3778
03:04:34,680 --> 03:04:40,120
That guy with the fucking man bun was watching this streamer and he looks fucking like he has it sorted, man.

3779
03:04:40,540 --> 03:04:44,920
I might as well keep watching this streamer as well because X, Y, and Z, like.

3780
03:04:45,580 --> 03:04:48,500
And then it just grows exponentially.

3781
03:04:50,320 --> 03:04:55,580
We will set up 25 to 100 Instagram, Twitter, Reddit accounts on your behalf.

3782
03:04:55,680 --> 03:04:59,280
These accounts will DM hundreds of people a day.

3783
03:05:00,040 --> 03:05:00,900
Fucking hell.

3784
03:05:01,760 --> 03:05:06,620
Sending, bombarding them messages along the lines of, hi, thanks for checking out my page.

3785
03:05:06,960 --> 03:05:10,560
For more great content, please visit my other page at your channel.

3786
03:05:11,120 --> 03:05:16,920
It's weird enough as well, the net, because I remember putting out a message once saying,

3787
03:05:17,060 --> 03:05:20,320
anybody looking for music for a thing or some beats.

3788
03:05:21,040 --> 03:05:22,920
And to this day, that was like six years ago.

3789
03:05:23,000 --> 03:05:26,400
To this day, I still get emails from people all over the world.

3790
03:05:26,720 --> 03:05:27,980
And some of them are bots.

3791
03:05:28,580 --> 03:05:29,980
Some of them must be real as well.

3792
03:05:30,420 --> 03:05:33,360
And they're always like, it's Shaky Dave.

3793
03:05:33,500 --> 03:05:37,820
Or it's fucking MC Carl out in, we're out in Ottawa.

3794
03:05:38,380 --> 03:05:39,840
Or this is, how are you getting on?

3795
03:05:39,840 --> 03:05:42,900
This is, it's your, it's your boy, fucking Flapjack.

3796
03:05:43,120 --> 03:05:44,580
It's your boy, fucking, uh.

3797
03:05:47,460 --> 03:05:48,800
What was his, what was it?

3798
03:05:49,260 --> 03:05:49,580
Dragonfly.

3799
03:05:50,000 --> 03:05:50,680
Dragonfly MC.

3800
03:05:51,780 --> 03:05:53,100
Senior looking for beats, man.

3801
03:05:53,160 --> 03:05:53,780
Do you want beats?

3802
03:05:54,460 --> 03:05:56,240
And I wouldn't respond to the emails.

3803
03:05:56,400 --> 03:05:57,460
And then it's, like.

3804
03:05:57,760 --> 03:06:01,000
I had one last week, and I didn't respond to it, because I thought it was a bot.

3805
03:06:01,220 --> 03:06:02,860
And then I didn't respond to the second one.

3806
03:06:02,880 --> 03:06:04,500
He said, hey man, I sent you the email.

3807
03:06:04,640 --> 03:06:05,480
Did you get it?

3808
03:06:06,120 --> 03:06:07,340
And then I didn't respond to that.

3809
03:06:07,420 --> 03:06:10,180
Not a, I was, maybe I just thought it was a bot.

3810
03:06:10,540 --> 03:06:11,220
So I didn't respond.

3811
03:06:11,320 --> 03:06:13,840
Then a third one came through a few days later.

3812
03:06:13,900 --> 03:06:14,200
And it's like.

3813
03:06:15,140 --> 03:06:16,860
Listen man, I'm sending you these emails.

3814
03:06:17,180 --> 03:06:18,840
And, and you're not sending me them back.

3815
03:06:18,900 --> 03:06:20,560
Like, I just want to know if you want beats.

3816
03:06:21,420 --> 03:06:22,500
And I just wrote back.

3817
03:06:22,540 --> 03:06:23,200
I'm sorry man.

3818
03:06:23,340 --> 03:06:25,320
I'm, I'm sorry for not responding sooner.

3819
03:06:25,440 --> 03:06:27,520
I'm not really wanting any beats at the moment.

3820
03:06:27,620 --> 03:06:28,800
But good luck and best luck.

3821
03:06:29,180 --> 03:06:31,380
He didn't even fucking write back to say thanks.

3822
03:06:31,940 --> 03:06:33,140
Like, they're really pushy.

3823
03:06:36,420 --> 03:06:37,380
They're really pushy.

3824
03:06:37,680 --> 03:06:39,280
Let's see if I can get this email open.

3825
03:06:40,380 --> 03:06:40,880
I don't want to.

3826
03:06:49,880 --> 03:06:50,240
Sorry.

3827
03:06:53,400 --> 03:06:53,800
Okay.

3828
03:06:58,900 --> 03:06:59,340
Stash.

3829
03:06:59,440 --> 03:06:59,860
Here we are.

3830
03:07:00,000 --> 03:07:01,640
The guy's name is Stash.

3831
03:07:01,920 --> 03:07:02,220
Okay.

3832
03:07:02,320 --> 03:07:03,180
Stash Jones.

3833
03:07:03,400 --> 03:07:05,120
I wish I could show you the fucking thing here.

3834
03:07:06,360 --> 03:07:10,820
I just don't want to be opening up my email and fucking that could be up on screen then or anything.

3835
03:07:10,900 --> 03:07:11,260
But anyway.

3836
03:07:11,500 --> 03:07:12,440
Take it from me.

3837
03:07:13,300 --> 03:07:14,120
Stash Jones.

3838
03:07:14,460 --> 03:07:14,760
Hi.

3839
03:07:15,100 --> 03:07:16,660
I saw that you're an artist.

3840
03:07:16,660 --> 03:07:20,300
Feel free to check out my site if you're currently shopping for beats.

3841
03:07:21,500 --> 03:07:22,720
Stashjones.com.

3842
03:07:22,800 --> 03:07:23,520
Have a nice day.

3843
03:07:25,540 --> 03:07:26,760
Have a great day.

3844
03:07:27,280 --> 03:07:27,780
Stash.

3845
03:07:28,460 --> 03:07:28,860
Then.

3846
03:07:29,840 --> 03:07:31,000
Six days later.

3847
03:07:31,200 --> 03:07:32,880
Just making sure you saw this.

3848
03:07:35,300 --> 03:07:35,900
Okay.

3849
03:07:36,660 --> 03:07:38,560
Then a day after that.

3850
03:07:38,700 --> 03:07:40,620
Another email from Stash Jones.

3851
03:07:41,240 --> 03:07:43,240
I reached out a couple of times.

3852
03:07:43,240 --> 03:07:45,380
This is where he starts getting shitty with the tone.

3853
03:07:45,820 --> 03:07:47,320
I reached out a couple of times.

3854
03:07:47,960 --> 03:07:48,840
Driving her back.

3855
03:07:49,940 --> 03:07:51,160
Did you get my email?

3856
03:07:52,500 --> 03:07:53,800
Like this is someone I've never.

3857
03:07:53,900 --> 03:07:55,120
I don't even know who they are.

3858
03:07:55,720 --> 03:07:56,960
So then I just wrote back.

3859
03:07:57,100 --> 03:07:57,780
Hi Stash.

3860
03:07:57,900 --> 03:07:58,580
Sorry man.

3861
03:07:58,620 --> 03:07:59,980
I'm not looking for any beats.

3862
03:08:00,160 --> 03:08:01,260
Thanks for asking though.

3863
03:08:01,340 --> 03:08:02,160
And good luck man.

3864
03:08:02,760 --> 03:08:03,140
And then.

3865
03:08:03,280 --> 03:08:04,200
That was six days.

3866
03:08:04,280 --> 03:08:05,200
I wrote that back to him.

3867
03:08:05,300 --> 03:08:05,880
Six days ago.

3868
03:08:06,080 --> 03:08:07,140
He didn't fucking write back.

3869
03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:08,300
And now.

3870
03:08:08,840 --> 03:08:10,460
Now it's time for us.

3871
03:08:10,680 --> 03:08:12,220
To visit Stash Jones's site.

3872
03:08:12,220 --> 03:08:13,620
Because I've not visited it.

3873
03:08:13,880 --> 03:08:14,980
I forgot about that email.

3874
03:08:15,080 --> 03:08:15,780
Six days ago.

3875
03:08:16,820 --> 03:08:17,800
I'm remembering it now.

3876
03:08:17,840 --> 03:08:18,700
Because of stream upgrade.

3877
03:08:19,140 --> 03:08:20,000
And now we're going to see.

3878
03:08:20,120 --> 03:08:20,740
What Stash Jones.

3879
03:08:20,980 --> 03:08:21,540
Has to offer.

3880
03:08:21,680 --> 03:08:21,900
Because.

3881
03:08:22,580 --> 03:08:24,060
I got to tell you something.

3882
03:08:24,560 --> 03:08:25,200
This beat.

3883
03:08:25,440 --> 03:08:25,840
Fucking.

3884
03:08:27,140 --> 03:08:27,540
Hole.

3885
03:08:27,820 --> 03:08:28,360
It's like a.

3886
03:08:28,820 --> 03:08:29,600
What do you call it?

3887
03:08:29,700 --> 03:08:29,920
When you.

3888
03:08:30,020 --> 03:08:30,540
A rabbit hole.

3889
03:08:30,620 --> 03:08:31,160
This beats.

3890
03:08:31,380 --> 03:08:31,920
Rabbit hole.

3891
03:08:32,680 --> 03:08:33,400
Is weird.

3892
03:08:33,520 --> 03:08:33,760
Because.

3893
03:08:34,020 --> 03:08:34,200
Some.

3894
03:08:34,300 --> 03:08:35,480
I started looking at the profiles.

3895
03:08:35,580 --> 03:08:36,180
Of some of the lads.

3896
03:08:36,260 --> 03:08:37,220
That were offering me.

3897
03:08:37,380 --> 03:08:37,880
Free beats.

3898
03:08:38,080 --> 03:08:38,860
They weren't free beats.

3899
03:08:38,980 --> 03:08:39,120
Actually.

3900
03:08:39,280 --> 03:08:39,580
It's like.

3901
03:08:39,680 --> 03:08:39,880
You know.

3902
03:08:39,920 --> 03:08:40,800
We can offer you some beats.

3903
03:08:40,880 --> 03:08:41,740
And then you're going to have to pay for them.

3904
03:08:42,320 --> 03:08:43,860
So then I looked at this guy's profile.

3905
03:08:44,160 --> 03:08:44,660
And it was.

3906
03:08:45,600 --> 03:08:46,840
Just insane man.

3907
03:08:46,920 --> 03:08:47,080
Like.

3908
03:08:47,160 --> 03:08:47,340
It's just.

3909
03:08:48,700 --> 03:08:49,540
It was weird.

3910
03:08:49,660 --> 03:08:49,800
Like.

3911
03:08:49,840 --> 03:08:50,980
It was a guy who was living out.

3912
03:08:51,060 --> 03:08:52,160
In the fucking middle of nowhere.

3913
03:08:52,160 --> 03:08:52,860
In Connecticut.

3914
03:08:53,780 --> 03:08:54,100
And.

3915
03:08:54,560 --> 03:08:56,000
He had his own studio.

3916
03:08:56,400 --> 03:08:57,380
And all this sort of stuff.

3917
03:08:57,660 --> 03:08:58,320
And branding.

3918
03:08:59,180 --> 03:09:00,000
But there was no.

3919
03:09:00,540 --> 03:09:02,460
It didn't look like he was in the industry.

3920
03:09:02,640 --> 03:09:02,760
Like.

3921
03:09:02,820 --> 03:09:03,000
You know.

3922
03:09:03,060 --> 03:09:03,780
It looked like he was.

3923
03:09:03,940 --> 03:09:05,280
Doing it all from his room.

3924
03:09:06,200 --> 03:09:06,640
But like.

3925
03:09:06,760 --> 03:09:07,220
The sales.

3926
03:09:07,360 --> 03:09:08,540
Some of the sales pitches.

3927
03:09:08,780 --> 03:09:10,220
Are just so fucking aggressive.

3928
03:09:12,920 --> 03:09:13,320
Anyway.

3929
03:09:13,440 --> 03:09:14,040
Stash Jones.

3930
03:09:14,140 --> 03:09:14,560
Let's have a look.

3931
03:09:14,700 --> 03:09:15,120
Stash.

3932
03:09:15,920 --> 03:09:16,400
Jones.

3933
03:09:19,680 --> 03:09:20,140
Dot com.

3934
03:09:21,340 --> 03:09:22,720
Stash Jones dot com.

3935
03:09:22,720 --> 03:09:27,020
I'm interested to see what we're going to get here.

3936
03:09:27,120 --> 03:09:28,760
Number one website for buying beats.

3937
03:09:34,900 --> 03:09:35,340
Firefox.

3938
03:09:35,840 --> 03:09:35,980
Okay.

3939
03:09:36,160 --> 03:09:36,240
Yeah.

3940
03:09:36,340 --> 03:09:36,680
There we go.

3941
03:09:36,920 --> 03:09:37,700
So here we go.

3942
03:09:37,760 --> 03:09:38,100
Here we go.

3943
03:09:38,160 --> 03:09:38,700
Browse beats.

3944
03:09:38,800 --> 03:09:39,780
You want five free beats?

3945
03:09:39,840 --> 03:09:40,580
You can click here.

3946
03:09:40,740 --> 03:09:41,060
Home.

3947
03:09:41,160 --> 03:09:41,680
Browse beats.

3948
03:09:41,920 --> 03:09:42,320
Licensing.

3949
03:09:42,500 --> 03:09:43,160
Production credits.

3950
03:09:43,760 --> 03:09:44,160
FAQs.

3951
03:09:44,400 --> 03:09:44,760
Contact.

3952
03:09:45,480 --> 03:09:45,840
Stash.

3953
03:09:46,580 --> 03:09:47,020
Jones.

3954
03:09:47,420 --> 03:09:48,600
There's a microphone there.

3955
03:09:49,000 --> 03:09:50,040
People in the background.

3956
03:09:50,220 --> 03:09:50,660
Buy one.

3957
03:09:50,740 --> 03:09:51,180
Get one free.

3958
03:09:51,260 --> 03:09:51,580
Buy two.

3959
03:09:51,640 --> 03:09:51,900
Get two.

3960
03:09:51,980 --> 03:09:52,100
Three.

3961
03:09:52,180 --> 03:09:52,460
Buy three.

3962
03:09:52,460 --> 03:09:52,840
Get three.

3963
03:09:52,900 --> 03:09:53,100
Three.

3964
03:09:53,720 --> 03:09:57,180
Add two or four or six beats of same license.

3965
03:09:57,900 --> 03:09:58,600
Production catalog.

3966
03:09:59,160 --> 03:10:00,040
There's Stash now.

3967
03:10:00,640 --> 03:10:00,960
Well.

3968
03:10:01,140 --> 03:10:03,200
He says that it's Stash.

3969
03:10:03,580 --> 03:10:04,640
But we don't know.

3970
03:10:06,120 --> 03:10:07,800
I could be Stash Jones.

3971
03:10:07,920 --> 03:10:11,440
And then I could just get a picture of someone who looks like they're, you know, all hip hop

3972
03:10:11,440 --> 03:10:12,940
and cool and say, I'm Stash Jones.

3973
03:10:15,820 --> 03:10:18,280
$50 to $200 for this beat.

3974
03:10:18,560 --> 03:10:18,940
Bounce.

3975
03:10:20,640 --> 03:10:21,520
Connect and follow.

3976
03:10:21,520 --> 03:10:22,700
So you have to connect.

3977
03:10:22,700 --> 03:10:25,140
They want you to connect so they can get you.

3978
03:10:26,140 --> 03:10:27,300
You pop and rap.

3979
03:10:28,300 --> 03:10:29,120
Trap and drill.

3980
03:10:31,940 --> 03:10:32,740
Sorry about that.

3981
03:10:34,700 --> 03:10:35,000
Oh yeah.

3982
03:10:35,240 --> 03:10:35,500
Oh yeah.

3983
03:10:36,000 --> 03:10:36,280
Oh yeah.

3984
03:10:37,320 --> 03:10:37,760
Sorry.

3985
03:10:38,480 --> 03:10:38,700
Oh yeah.

3986
03:10:41,700 --> 03:10:43,120
How would you fucking stop it.

3987
03:10:43,120 --> 03:10:44,320
I don't want to play the fucking thing.

3988
03:10:44,320 --> 03:10:44,320
I don't want to play the fucking thing.

3989
03:10:48,420 --> 03:10:50,040
Stash Jones.

3990
03:10:50,040 --> 03:10:50,640
Stash Jones.

3991
03:10:58,640 --> 03:10:59,720
Stash Jones.

3992
03:10:59,720 --> 03:11:06,000
And all the, they all have like, um, they all have a watermark, an audio watermark called

3993
03:11:06,000 --> 03:11:07,000
Stash Jones.

3994
03:11:07,000 --> 03:11:08,420
And like Stash Jones.

3995
03:11:08,940 --> 03:11:12,520
And then the other one that I was trying to get beats off, the Connecticut lad was like,

3996
03:11:13,040 --> 03:11:15,260
Dragonflybeats.com.

3997
03:11:15,620 --> 03:11:16,780
So you could never use them.

3998
03:11:16,780 --> 03:11:23,780
*music*

3999
03:11:23,780 --> 03:11:48,780
*music*

4000
03:11:48,780 --> 03:11:49,380
Okay.

4001
03:11:50,400 --> 03:11:55,060
So I'd be interested to see Stash Jones' social media,

4002
03:11:55,160 --> 03:11:59,440
just to see what kind of stuff he's slinging out there

4003
03:11:59,440 --> 03:12:01,460
in the big bad world of social media.

4004
03:12:06,820 --> 03:12:11,900
He's got a Twitter, Stash Jones, 32,000 followers,

4005
03:12:11,900 --> 03:12:16,260
producer, audio engineer, London.

4006
03:12:16,260 --> 03:12:26,200
Is this a Stash Jones beat?

4007
03:12:32,520 --> 03:12:35,020
Well, I don't know about that one, Stash.

4008
03:12:35,020 --> 03:13:03,080
so there's a market for it fair play it's it's mainly the uh the aggressive marketing

4009
03:13:03,480 --> 03:13:08,880
because i don't believe for a second look at stash jones here he looks kind of cool he doesn't look

4010
03:13:08,880 --> 03:13:13,800
like someone who's spending his days on the internet trying to ha trying to harangue me into

4011
03:13:13,800 --> 03:13:23,100
responding to him these are his associates ard ads computer mob deep and kurt and cut calhoun

4012
03:13:23,100 --> 03:13:32,800
go back again i'll go to the insta instagram page not found interesting

4013
03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:34,580
youtube

4014
03:13:34,580 --> 03:13:39,140
lovely stuff

4015
03:13:39,140 --> 03:13:47,340
yeah i don't think stash is the one behind the the uh the emails

4016
03:13:47,340 --> 03:13:52,540
if i'm being honest with you

4017
03:13:52,540 --> 03:14:04,480
stream upgrade we need to go back to that just wanted to find out who's your who your man is who's doing it

4018
03:14:04,480 --> 03:14:11,720
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4019
03:14:11,920 --> 03:14:17,360
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4020
03:14:18,280 --> 03:14:20,200
That's where Stream Upgrade comes in.

4021
03:14:20,860 --> 03:14:27,200
Stream Upgrade offers a unique mother-child method of account growth that isn't available anywhere else.

4022
03:14:27,900 --> 03:14:29,180
What's the mother-child method?

4023
03:14:29,820 --> 03:14:35,900
First, we create a collection of social media accounts on sites like Instagram, Twitter and Reddit.

4024
03:14:36,700 --> 03:14:43,320
These accounts, known as the child accounts, will do the work of growing your Twitch channel, known as the mother account.

4025
03:14:44,100 --> 03:14:51,160
Next, we create a custom message designed to get users excited about visiting your profile with a link to your account.

4026
03:14:51,160 --> 03:14:53,580
Schleigo Spielberg, thank you very much.

4027
03:14:55,160 --> 03:14:56,180
Spiders, sorry.

4028
03:14:56,180 --> 03:15:00,560
This custom DM to thousands of targeted niche relevant users.

4029
03:15:01,440 --> 03:15:05,600
These users will see the message, visit your page and decide to follow you.

4030
03:15:06,200 --> 03:15:10,360
All you need to do is sit back and watch the followers come pouring in.

4031
03:15:11,040 --> 03:15:18,380
Your account security is our top priority, which is why our proprietary mother-child method is specifically designed.

4032
03:15:18,540 --> 03:15:21,080
Look at this head with the cogs turning in.

4033
03:15:22,660 --> 03:15:23,860
It's just so weird.

4034
03:15:25,060 --> 03:15:26,300
Mama Duck, thank you very much.

4035
03:15:28,160 --> 03:15:30,100
It's a weird situation.

4036
03:15:30,220 --> 03:15:31,700
What are they trying to fucking convey?

4037
03:15:32,420 --> 03:15:33,980
Like, it's a load of people.

4038
03:15:35,240 --> 03:15:36,100
Fake people.

4039
03:15:36,780 --> 03:15:37,680
Who watch your channel.

4040
03:15:37,780 --> 03:15:38,160
That's it.

4041
03:15:38,620 --> 03:15:40,240
There's no science behind it.

4042
03:15:40,300 --> 03:15:43,140
Like, they're trying to hint at with these cogs and fucking Twitchy-oaks.

4043
03:15:43,300 --> 03:15:44,720
The proprietary mother-child method.

4044
03:15:45,160 --> 03:15:46,140
Flanier West, thank you very much.

4045
03:15:46,140 --> 03:15:49,920
Is specifically designed to work within Twitch's terms of service.

4046
03:15:50,040 --> 03:15:51,160
The mother-child method.

4047
03:15:51,160 --> 03:15:52,960
Best of all, we don't need your Twitch password.

4048
03:15:53,460 --> 03:15:54,920
All we need is your username.

4049
03:15:55,580 --> 03:15:56,020
And we...

4050
03:15:56,020 --> 03:15:57,600
Holster, thank you very much, Holster.

4051
03:15:57,600 --> 03:15:59,680
...can start sending followers to your page.

4052
03:16:00,460 --> 03:16:07,260
Join more than 7,500 satisfied clients who gain thousands of followers each month with stream upgrades.

4053
03:16:07,260 --> 03:16:09,940
Okay.

4054
03:16:10,460 --> 03:16:12,300
Stash Jones, thank you very much for the tip.

4055
03:16:14,000 --> 03:16:16,360
So, they've been featured in Forbes, Wired.

4056
03:16:16,500 --> 03:16:17,540
These are the big publications.

4057
03:16:17,780 --> 03:16:22,340
Tech, Crunch, The New York Times, Watson, Vanity Fair, Vice.

4058
03:16:22,540 --> 03:16:23,780
It's all there, man.

4059
03:16:23,960 --> 03:16:27,360
The big names are boosting the profile of Stream Upgrade.

4060
03:16:27,740 --> 03:16:29,560
Provide us with some information about your target.

4061
03:16:29,960 --> 03:16:31,380
Spent a lot of time on this now.

4062
03:16:31,860 --> 03:16:33,280
I've not got anywhere.

4063
03:16:33,860 --> 03:16:34,640
I want to know...

4064
03:16:34,640 --> 03:16:35,760
I just want to know where it's going.

4065
03:16:35,760 --> 03:16:37,260
I want to know who's behind it.

4066
03:16:42,340 --> 03:16:42,900
Can we...

4067
03:16:42,900 --> 03:16:44,180
Can we give them a ring or something?

4068
03:16:44,280 --> 03:16:45,160
Is there a fucking...

4069
03:16:45,160 --> 03:16:45,600
Contact?

4070
03:16:48,860 --> 03:16:49,700
There's no...

4071
03:16:49,700 --> 03:16:51,640
There's no contact.

4072
03:17:02,500 --> 03:17:07,500
I recommend them to my friends, my family, other streamers that I know.

4073
03:17:07,660 --> 03:17:11,980
And they have helped me grow my career in ways that I didn't think were possible.

4074
03:17:12,180 --> 03:17:14,100
I'm actually pulling in revenue.

4075
03:17:14,480 --> 03:17:15,740
I'm actually pulling in profit.

4076
03:17:16,120 --> 03:17:16,900
Before when you start...

4077
03:17:16,900 --> 03:17:17,900
This is like a fucking...

4078
03:17:17,900 --> 03:17:18,960
This is like a fucking...

4079
03:17:18,960 --> 03:17:21,500
It's got an anxiety to it.

4080
03:17:21,680 --> 03:17:22,840
Like the mix.

4081
03:17:22,920 --> 03:17:28,900
When it gets to him, it feels like I'm watching fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman in one of those...

4082
03:17:29,600 --> 03:17:31,400
Paul Thomas Anderson...

4083
03:17:31,400 --> 03:17:32,100
Like boogie nights.

4084
03:17:32,300 --> 03:17:34,040
It's kind of got like a...

4085
03:17:34,040 --> 03:17:35,900
Fucking so many of those followers, man.

4086
03:17:36,000 --> 03:17:38,040
Look, I'm just fucking here to tell you, man.

4087
03:17:38,120 --> 03:17:41,060
Like it's just gonna happen for you if you just fucking...

4088
03:17:41,060 --> 03:17:43,060
Give us the $200 a week, man.

4089
03:17:43,400 --> 03:17:44,340
I'm actually pulling in...

4090
03:17:44,340 --> 03:17:46,300
Other streamers that I know.

4091
03:17:46,460 --> 03:17:50,780
And they have helped me grow my career in ways that I didn't think were possible.

4092
03:17:51,060 --> 03:17:52,900
I'm actually pulling in revenue.

4093
03:17:53,280 --> 03:17:54,540
I'm actually pulling in profit.

4094
03:17:54,740 --> 03:17:57,940
Before when you start with Twitch and everything, it can be so hard.

4095
03:17:58,060 --> 03:17:58,780
Everyone knows this.

4096
03:17:59,020 --> 03:18:00,700
To actually start making real money.

4097
03:18:00,860 --> 03:18:03,860
Because I have all these new viewers, I have all these new subscribers.

4098
03:18:04,120 --> 03:18:07,620
So I'm pulling in so much more revenue than I ever thought.

4099
03:18:07,760 --> 03:18:08,860
Which is amazing.

4100
03:18:09,100 --> 03:18:09,280
Amazing.

4101
03:18:09,280 --> 03:18:17,060
And also, because I have all these new viewers, all of these other bigger Twitch streamers have been asking to stream with me.

4102
03:18:17,160 --> 03:18:19,720
Which is so cool in itself.

4103
03:18:19,820 --> 03:18:22,000
But it's bringing me even more viewers, guys.

4104
03:18:22,100 --> 03:18:23,000
It's a domino effect.

4105
03:18:23,160 --> 03:18:23,840
She's the best.

4106
03:18:24,060 --> 03:18:26,220
Out of the whole lot, she's selling it to the max.

4107
03:18:26,780 --> 03:18:28,000
She's involved in the company.

4108
03:18:28,660 --> 03:18:30,560
And then you get to this guy.

4109
03:18:30,560 --> 03:18:31,840
It started with stream upgrade.

4110
03:18:31,960 --> 03:18:32,620
Then you get live.

4111
03:18:32,740 --> 03:18:33,440
You're subscribing.

4112
03:18:33,800 --> 03:18:36,320
And the more subscribers you get, the more money you get.

4113
03:18:36,580 --> 03:18:37,100
Check it out.

4114
03:18:37,180 --> 03:18:38,080
It's called stream upgrade.

4115
03:18:38,320 --> 03:18:42,440
Not him either, but he's a real gem.

4116
03:18:43,460 --> 03:18:45,800
He's got this kind of thing going on here.

4117
03:18:46,800 --> 03:18:47,340
And that.

4118
03:18:48,960 --> 03:18:50,920
And the open top as well.

4119
03:18:51,060 --> 03:18:54,480
It's like, and what's that fucking bell jar in the back?

4120
03:18:54,540 --> 03:18:55,440
What's inside that?

4121
03:18:55,880 --> 03:18:57,640
Is that where the stream tips go, is it?

4122
03:18:59,020 --> 03:19:00,580
Got a flower as well.

4123
03:19:00,640 --> 03:19:01,580
There's something floral.

4124
03:19:03,240 --> 03:19:05,560
This is the apartment he has with the girlfriend, maybe.

4125
03:19:06,280 --> 03:19:06,980
You won't regret it.

4126
03:19:07,080 --> 03:19:08,160
Talk about having fun.

4127
03:19:08,280 --> 03:19:09,260
And then this guy.

4128
03:19:10,220 --> 03:19:10,820
The questions.

4129
03:19:11,500 --> 03:19:12,640
There are so many questions.

4130
03:19:12,920 --> 03:19:13,920
I don't know who he is.

4131
03:19:14,580 --> 03:19:15,540
But he's here.

4132
03:19:16,200 --> 03:19:17,780
It doesn't fit into the narrative.

4133
03:19:18,600 --> 03:19:22,460
He's like the wrong jigsaw piece out of the whole bunch.

4134
03:19:26,640 --> 03:19:27,000
Pineapple.

4135
03:19:27,080 --> 03:19:27,740
Thank you very much.

4136
03:19:27,820 --> 03:19:28,420
Stash Jones.

4137
03:19:28,520 --> 03:19:28,860
Holster.

4138
03:19:28,980 --> 03:19:29,540
Flanier West.

4139
03:19:29,640 --> 03:19:30,040
Mama Duck.

4140
03:19:30,140 --> 03:19:30,800
Solid Snake.

4141
03:19:32,180 --> 03:19:32,580
Schligo.

4142
03:19:32,660 --> 03:19:33,300
Thank you very much.

4143
03:19:33,360 --> 03:19:33,940
Flanier West.

4144
03:19:34,060 --> 03:19:34,280
Again.

4145
03:19:34,600 --> 03:19:35,800
Very, very kind of you guys.

4146
03:19:38,340 --> 03:19:40,300
The site is only two or three months old.

4147
03:19:41,760 --> 03:19:44,540
But the one says she's been using it for over five months.

4148
03:19:46,360 --> 03:19:47,060
Fucking weird.

4149
03:19:50,900 --> 03:19:51,580
Pete Funk.

4150
03:19:51,660 --> 03:19:52,420
Thank you very much.

4151
03:19:53,420 --> 03:19:53,820
Yeah.

4152
03:19:54,140 --> 03:19:56,040
I mean, I could call them if there was a number.

4153
03:19:56,140 --> 03:19:56,860
But there's no number.

4154
03:19:57,220 --> 03:19:59,120
Unless you can find me the number, I'll give it a ring.

4155
03:19:59,220 --> 03:20:12,460
Rapid growth.

4156
03:20:12,900 --> 03:20:13,880
Social influence.

4157
03:20:16,740 --> 03:20:18,280
Thank you very much for the tip there.

4158
03:20:19,040 --> 03:20:19,820
Solid Snake.

4159
03:20:21,680 --> 03:20:23,160
Check the address at the bottom.

4160
03:20:23,280 --> 03:20:24,820
I know, but there's no phone number.

4161
03:20:24,960 --> 03:20:25,440
I had a look.

4162
03:20:25,520 --> 03:20:26,360
A contact us.

4163
03:20:26,580 --> 03:20:26,940
Email.

4164
03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:27,360
Message.

4165
03:20:27,640 --> 03:20:29,740
It's just there's no way of getting a hold of these guys.

4166
03:20:29,900 --> 03:20:31,640
They're not going to give away their fucking...

4167
03:20:33,680 --> 03:20:34,460
There's a blog.

4168
03:20:35,740 --> 03:20:36,640
Free trial.

4169
03:20:39,820 --> 03:20:40,460
Broad Street.

4170
03:20:41,700 --> 03:20:42,500
Middletown DE.

4171
03:20:42,980 --> 03:20:43,340
What's that?

4172
03:20:43,420 --> 03:20:44,180
Delaware, is it?

4173
03:20:46,060 --> 03:20:46,880
Stream upgrade.

4174
03:20:48,540 --> 03:20:50,640
It's meant to be a Metal Gear Solid stream, but I've...

4175
03:20:52,640 --> 03:20:54,740
Kind of gone off here.

4176
03:20:55,160 --> 03:20:56,740
Philip Seymour Hoffman vibes.

4177
03:20:56,740 --> 03:21:01,060
Follow along as we teach techniques to grow your Twitch.

4178
03:21:01,540 --> 03:21:03,900
Get more followers and increase your social media presence.

4179
03:21:04,220 --> 03:21:04,680
And that's it.

4180
03:21:04,720 --> 03:21:05,380
There is no blog.

4181
03:21:06,620 --> 03:21:07,680
There is no blog.

4182
03:21:09,640 --> 03:21:10,040
Reviews.

4183
03:21:10,180 --> 03:21:10,560
Contact.

4184
03:21:14,780 --> 03:21:16,640
Same dead ends again.

4185
03:21:16,740 --> 03:21:17,500
It's a weird one.

4186
03:21:19,340 --> 03:21:20,260
It's a weird one.

4187
03:21:22,340 --> 03:21:22,740
Gridrin.

4188
03:21:22,740 --> 03:21:22,740
Gridrin.

4189
03:21:22,820 --> 03:21:23,580
Thank you very much.

4190
03:21:27,080 --> 03:21:27,460
Okay.

4191
03:21:27,460 --> 03:21:28,860
We'll just end the cut scene.

4192
03:21:28,980 --> 03:21:30,320
The Metal Gear Solid cut scene.

4193
03:21:33,820 --> 03:21:36,620
Funny to watch the Metal Gear Solid cut scene with him.

4194
03:21:37,420 --> 03:21:39,140
Just talking about fucking revenue.

4195
03:21:41,140 --> 03:21:42,600
Like, I want to see these people.

4196
03:21:42,780 --> 03:21:45,540
Like, if you're showing me people who've availed of the service.

4197
03:21:46,040 --> 03:21:46,600
Like this guy.

4198
03:21:48,300 --> 03:21:49,680
I want to see his name.

4199
03:21:50,960 --> 03:21:52,400
And I want to see his name.

4200
03:21:53,400 --> 03:21:54,720
And handle there.

4201
03:21:55,100 --> 03:21:58,100
You know, for his social or his account or whatever it is.

4202
03:21:58,100 --> 03:22:01,600
Because so far, it's not looking real.

4203
03:22:02,240 --> 03:22:06,280
And they're preaching that it's going to be a real growth.

4204
03:22:06,380 --> 03:22:07,200
Organic growth.

4205
03:22:07,320 --> 03:22:09,100
But they won't even tell you who these guys are.

4206
03:22:09,160 --> 03:22:09,900
Because they're not real.

4207
03:22:12,660 --> 03:22:13,460
There's a number.

4208
03:22:13,620 --> 03:22:15,100
I'm not going to trust that there.

4209
03:22:15,220 --> 03:22:15,880
Thanks very much.

4210
03:22:16,000 --> 03:22:17,100
Pajumbara mutt.

4211
03:22:17,280 --> 03:22:19,440
Because if I ring.

4212
03:22:19,820 --> 03:22:21,400
I got Rickrolled there before.

4213
03:22:21,500 --> 03:22:23,920
So I'm not going to ring a fucking phone number up.

4214
03:22:23,920 --> 03:22:25,240
That you've just given me in the chat.

4215
03:22:26,240 --> 03:22:27,740
Because it's probably going to be a.

4216
03:22:28,160 --> 03:22:29,480
It'll be worse than a Rickrolled.

4217
03:22:29,640 --> 03:22:30,280
Probably be you.

4218
03:22:30,400 --> 03:22:31,740
And then you'll answer.

4219
03:22:32,260 --> 03:22:33,200
On speakerphone.

4220
03:22:33,360 --> 03:22:34,440
And then you'll say some.

4221
03:22:34,760 --> 03:22:35,760
Some bad shit.

4222
03:22:36,400 --> 03:22:36,840
And then.

4223
03:22:38,880 --> 03:22:39,460
Do you know.

4224
03:22:40,960 --> 03:22:41,820
Then we're fucked.

4225
03:22:45,300 --> 03:22:46,240
Yeah, hermitical.

4226
03:22:46,280 --> 03:22:47,200
I will see that video.

4227
03:22:47,320 --> 03:22:48,620
Thank you very much for getting us that.

4228
03:22:48,680 --> 03:22:49,460
Just not now though.

4229
03:22:49,460 --> 03:22:50,660
Because that's another night.

4230
03:22:52,120 --> 03:22:53,220
If we get into that.

4231
03:22:53,300 --> 03:22:54,360
That's half an hour long.

4232
03:22:56,200 --> 03:22:57,520
Porrick Flynn on the Late Late Show.

4233
03:22:57,620 --> 03:22:58,360
Thank you very much.

4234
03:22:58,440 --> 03:22:58,740
I'll find.

4235
03:22:58,860 --> 03:22:59,720
I'll watch that.

4236
03:23:01,000 --> 03:23:03,040
We'll watch that on the stream.

4237
03:23:09,800 --> 03:23:11,020
That was the real number.

4238
03:23:11,400 --> 03:23:13,060
I just done the number in Google.

4239
03:23:13,200 --> 03:23:14,120
And it's their sister.

4240
03:23:14,260 --> 03:23:15,460
Their sister company.

4241
03:23:21,460 --> 03:23:23,080
The phone number was actually correct.

4242
03:23:23,080 --> 03:23:24,100
For the parent company.

4243
03:23:24,360 --> 03:23:24,680
Okay.

4244
03:23:25,840 --> 03:23:27,620
But they're not going to answer any questions.

4245
03:23:28,480 --> 03:23:29,280
Regarding the.

4246
03:23:29,600 --> 03:23:30,960
The people in the video though.

4247
03:23:30,960 --> 03:23:31,220
Are they?

4248
03:23:37,060 --> 03:23:38,500
Use the audio from the ad.

4249
03:23:38,560 --> 03:23:39,160
And the visuals.

4250
03:23:39,560 --> 03:23:40,140
The visuals.

4251
03:23:40,300 --> 03:23:40,420
Sorry.

4252
03:23:40,480 --> 03:23:41,420
For Metal Gear Solid.

4253
03:23:41,560 --> 03:23:42,680
Let's have a look at this now.

4254
03:23:44,140 --> 03:23:45,580
And we were at 43 minutes.

4255
03:23:45,840 --> 03:23:46,780
After using Tube Karma.

4256
03:23:46,780 --> 03:23:47,360
Oh my God.

4257
03:23:47,400 --> 03:23:47,580
Look.

4258
03:23:47,620 --> 03:23:48,940
We got the advert for these guys.

4259
03:23:49,180 --> 03:23:50,440
In the Metal Gear video.

4260
03:23:51,320 --> 03:23:52,380
You can't escape them.

4261
03:23:52,840 --> 03:23:53,760
Just three months.

4262
03:23:54,320 --> 03:23:54,900
Three months.

4263
03:23:55,440 --> 03:23:57,940
They helped me go from 1500 subscribers.

4264
03:23:58,200 --> 03:24:01,360
To 19,000 subscribers.

4265
03:24:01,480 --> 03:24:02,600
Before using Tube Karma.

4266
03:24:02,820 --> 03:24:05,800
I only started off with about 2000 subscribers.

4267
03:24:06,160 --> 03:24:07,040
Tube Karma.

4268
03:24:07,720 --> 03:24:09,340
She just said something different now.

4269
03:24:09,420 --> 03:24:11,320
She said before using Tube Karma.

4270
03:24:12,460 --> 03:24:14,380
What the fuck is Tube Karma?

4271
03:24:15,340 --> 03:24:16,220
Stream Upgrade.

4272
03:24:16,220 --> 03:24:18,720
Is the company you're doing the advert for.

4273
03:24:18,840 --> 03:24:19,780
What's Tube Karma?

4274
03:24:20,600 --> 03:24:21,500
You can skip the ad.

4275
03:24:21,860 --> 03:24:24,380
This is not even the same ad as this.

4276
03:24:24,720 --> 03:24:25,820
That's 3 minutes 55.

4277
03:24:26,420 --> 03:24:27,060
Look at this.

4278
03:24:27,540 --> 03:24:29,480
We've just hit a five minute cut.

4279
03:24:29,960 --> 03:24:32,100
This is the one I was watching last night I'd say.

4280
03:24:32,940 --> 03:24:34,740
However, with the company's help.

4281
03:24:34,740 --> 03:24:38,820
I have now exceeded over 22,000 subscribers.

4282
03:24:39,060 --> 03:24:40,620
In five months.

4283
03:24:40,900 --> 03:24:42,660
So within joining Tube Karma.

4284
03:24:43,040 --> 03:24:44,160
Tube Karma.

4285
03:24:44,900 --> 03:24:46,680
Who the fuck is Tube Karma?

4286
03:24:48,780 --> 03:24:50,280
Then the first two months.

4287
03:24:50,420 --> 03:24:52,900
I went from having about 1500 followers.

4288
03:24:53,240 --> 03:24:55,400
To having 10,000 followers on Tube Karma.

4289
03:24:55,680 --> 03:24:56,440
It was unbelievable.

4290
03:24:56,800 --> 03:24:57,400
Tube Karma.

4291
03:24:57,680 --> 03:24:57,960
Whoa.

4292
03:24:58,520 --> 03:24:59,380
6,000 subscribers.

4293
03:24:59,380 --> 03:25:00,480
We have a new face.

4294
03:25:01,460 --> 03:25:02,500
The plot thickens.

4295
03:25:04,100 --> 03:25:05,620
And we have a new name as well.

4296
03:25:05,720 --> 03:25:06,360
Tube Karma.

4297
03:25:06,520 --> 03:25:06,940
We thought.

4298
03:25:07,040 --> 03:25:08,320
We've just spent half an hour.

4299
03:25:08,320 --> 03:25:10,200
Trying to get to the bottom of Stream Upgrade.

4300
03:25:10,940 --> 03:25:12,040
And then we get.

4301
03:25:12,820 --> 03:25:15,400
Then we get an advert for the same company.

4302
03:25:15,540 --> 03:25:16,880
But they've got a different name.

4303
03:25:17,260 --> 03:25:20,240
And they want to get 200 quid a week out of you.

4304
03:25:21,300 --> 03:25:22,360
Look at the way before.

4305
03:25:22,460 --> 03:25:22,860
We can't.

4306
03:25:22,920 --> 03:25:24,140
The thing about this is.

4307
03:25:24,440 --> 03:25:26,100
We can't skip back.

4308
03:25:26,860 --> 03:25:27,480
With this.

4309
03:25:27,580 --> 03:25:29,720
Because it's a pre-roll ad.

4310
03:25:29,820 --> 03:25:30,640
We can't skip back.

4311
03:25:30,700 --> 03:25:31,640
We can only just play.

4312
03:25:32,180 --> 03:25:33,540
But we can pause and let it go.

4313
03:25:33,620 --> 03:25:34,820
Because I'm just a bit fucking.

4314
03:25:36,100 --> 03:25:36,500
Concerned.

4315
03:25:36,500 --> 03:25:37,820
If you're tuned in now.

4316
03:25:37,960 --> 03:25:39,400
I'm sorry about what's going on.

4317
03:25:39,520 --> 03:25:41,000
I know it says Metal Gear Solid 3.

4318
03:25:41,100 --> 03:25:41,640
Snake Eater.

4319
03:25:41,960 --> 03:25:43,440
I was excited for Snake Eater.

4320
03:25:43,540 --> 03:25:43,920
I thought.

4321
03:25:44,020 --> 03:25:46,080
Is it a bit late to be doing this at 11pm?

4322
03:25:46,960 --> 03:25:47,900
It was late.

4323
03:25:48,200 --> 03:25:49,440
Because I'm rusty at the game.

4324
03:25:49,800 --> 03:25:50,000
And I.

4325
03:25:50,200 --> 03:25:50,960
And wasn't.

4326
03:25:51,040 --> 03:25:52,080
It wasn't a great experience.

4327
03:25:52,080 --> 03:25:52,580
But we got.

4328
03:25:52,740 --> 03:25:53,500
We got as far as.

4329
03:25:53,720 --> 03:25:54,840
As the Acelot unit.

4330
03:25:55,700 --> 03:25:56,580
That's by the by.

4331
03:25:57,160 --> 03:25:58,220
What we've come across now.

4332
03:25:58,280 --> 03:25:59,020
Is something deeper.

4333
03:25:59,180 --> 03:26:01,220
This is an international conspiracy.

4334
03:26:01,460 --> 03:26:02,820
About live streamers.

4335
03:26:03,200 --> 03:26:04,240
And people who want to.

4336
03:26:04,800 --> 03:26:06,240
Fucking get money out of.

4337
03:26:06,340 --> 03:26:07,580
Innocent people who want to start.

4338
03:26:07,740 --> 03:26:08,320
Live streaming.

4339
03:26:09,320 --> 03:26:10,620
The company wants to get.

4340
03:26:10,760 --> 03:26:12,300
The money from these people.

4341
03:26:12,420 --> 03:26:13,460
So they get followers.

4342
03:26:13,560 --> 03:26:14,740
It's like buying followers.

4343
03:26:14,860 --> 03:26:15,220
And bots.

4344
03:26:15,960 --> 03:26:16,760
Look at this now.

4345
03:26:17,760 --> 03:26:19,760
Subscribers to 50,000 subscribers.

4346
03:26:19,980 --> 03:26:21,260
In two months.

4347
03:26:21,460 --> 03:26:22,680
If you're looking for subscribers.

4348
03:26:22,920 --> 03:26:23,580
He's back again.

4349
03:26:24,120 --> 03:26:26,140
Philip Seymour Hoffman man.

4350
03:26:26,280 --> 03:26:27,160
Is back again.

4351
03:26:27,640 --> 03:26:28,660
And he is.

4352
03:26:28,720 --> 03:26:30,240
Wearing a cardigan now.

4353
03:26:30,360 --> 03:26:31,640
He's changed his top.

4354
03:26:32,100 --> 03:26:33,600
And the back of the wall.

4355
03:26:33,860 --> 03:26:34,920
It's a different location.

4356
03:26:35,580 --> 03:26:36,000
And he keeps.

4357
03:26:36,120 --> 03:26:37,220
And it's a different company.

4358
03:26:37,860 --> 03:26:39,260
The company we've been looking at.

4359
03:26:39,320 --> 03:26:40,300
For over 40 minutes.

4360
03:26:40,400 --> 03:26:40,980
Maybe an hour.

4361
03:26:41,160 --> 03:26:41,480
Has been.

4362
03:26:41,760 --> 03:26:42,680
Stream upgrade.

4363
03:26:43,460 --> 03:26:43,940
Testimonials.

4364
03:26:44,140 --> 03:26:44,260
Look.

4365
03:26:44,440 --> 03:26:44,580
Alright.

4366
03:26:44,700 --> 03:26:45,360
I'll show you this now.

4367
03:26:45,400 --> 03:26:45,940
Stream upgrade.

4368
03:26:46,580 --> 03:26:47,820
Let's have a look at the stream.

4369
03:26:47,900 --> 03:26:48,640
Upgrade channel.

4370
03:26:51,020 --> 03:26:51,940
No content.

4371
03:26:53,500 --> 03:26:55,120
Started in May 2020.

4372
03:26:55,520 --> 03:26:56,380
23rd of May.

4373
03:26:56,540 --> 03:26:56,720
20.

4374
03:26:57,240 --> 03:26:57,680
What?

4375
03:26:58,280 --> 03:26:59,160
23rd of May.

4376
03:26:59,640 --> 03:27:01,680
It's only the fucking 2nd of July.

4377
03:27:02,200 --> 03:27:02,620
This is.

4378
03:27:02,720 --> 03:27:04,460
This is really new.

4379
03:27:05,080 --> 03:27:05,520
Like.

4380
03:27:06,080 --> 03:27:06,480
Stuff.

4381
03:27:06,600 --> 03:27:07,080
This is like.

4382
03:27:07,200 --> 03:27:07,880
Really quick.

4383
03:27:08,700 --> 03:27:09,880
It seems like.

4384
03:27:09,880 --> 03:27:11,440
It's an in and out affair.

4385
03:27:16,020 --> 03:27:16,460
Okay.

4386
03:27:16,560 --> 03:27:17,060
So that's.

4387
03:27:17,200 --> 03:27:17,620
Original.

4388
03:27:18,020 --> 03:27:19,240
Philip Seymour Hoffman there.

4389
03:27:19,380 --> 03:27:19,800
And now.

4390
03:27:20,060 --> 03:27:21,120
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

4391
03:27:21,280 --> 03:27:22,240
In the second one.

4392
03:27:22,420 --> 03:27:22,640
With.

4393
03:27:22,880 --> 03:27:24,220
A different.

4394
03:27:24,580 --> 03:27:25,380
Named company.

4395
03:27:26,000 --> 03:27:26,280
You go.

4396
03:27:26,860 --> 03:27:28,240
I started with them.

4397
03:27:28,400 --> 03:27:28,460
With.

4398
03:27:28,840 --> 03:27:29,100
Maybe.

4399
03:27:29,460 --> 03:27:29,820
1000.

4400
03:27:30,420 --> 03:27:31,060
Subscribers.

4401
03:27:31,240 --> 03:27:31,460
Yeah.

4402
03:27:31,720 --> 03:27:32,080
You know.

4403
03:27:32,220 --> 03:27:32,980
However many views.

4404
03:27:33,100 --> 03:27:33,480
I could ever.

4405
03:27:33,480 --> 03:27:34,340
Muster myself.

4406
03:27:34,900 --> 03:27:35,420
And.

4407
03:27:35,680 --> 03:27:36,680
In just two months.

4408
03:27:36,840 --> 03:27:37,660
I'm at over.

4409
03:27:38,040 --> 03:27:38,920
10,000.

4410
03:27:39,440 --> 03:27:41,180
Now look at the same story.

4411
03:27:41,300 --> 03:27:42,480
He spins for these guys.

4412
03:27:43,060 --> 03:27:44,340
My follower count went up.

4413
03:27:44,800 --> 03:27:46,040
10,000.

4414
03:27:46,300 --> 03:27:47,580
10,000 followers.

4415
03:27:47,720 --> 03:27:49,080
Thanks to stream upgrade.

4416
03:27:49,300 --> 03:27:49,900
Stream upgrade.

4417
03:27:50,040 --> 03:27:50,680
Stream upgrade.

4418
03:27:51,020 --> 03:27:52,360
That's a different company.

4419
03:27:52,780 --> 03:27:55,640
Now there's another company called Tube Karma.

4420
03:27:56,640 --> 03:27:58,080
This is fucking bad karma.

4421
03:27:58,840 --> 03:27:59,400
Subscribers.

4422
03:27:59,620 --> 03:28:02,800
After using Tube Karma for just two months.

4423
03:28:02,860 --> 03:28:03,260
A new.

4424
03:28:03,340 --> 03:28:04,140
A new person.

4425
03:28:04,540 --> 03:28:06,340
This is the video I seen last night lads.

4426
03:28:06,900 --> 03:28:08,920
This is why I started losing it.

4427
03:28:09,040 --> 03:28:10,240
And I wanted to show you this.

4428
03:28:10,600 --> 03:28:10,980
Because.

4429
03:28:12,200 --> 03:28:12,640
It.

4430
03:28:12,780 --> 03:28:13,140
It was.

4431
03:28:13,260 --> 03:28:14,540
It was kind of like watching.

4432
03:28:15,340 --> 03:28:15,820
Fucking.

4433
03:28:15,820 --> 03:28:15,980
And.

4434
03:28:17,980 --> 03:28:20,460
like Magnolia or Boogie Nights where there's like,

4435
03:28:20,840 --> 03:28:23,400
there's just like, there's anxiety, it keeps going.

4436
03:28:23,740 --> 03:28:24,360
And there's this like,

4437
03:28:24,620 --> 03:28:34,980
like childish kind of children's programs music

4438
03:28:34,980 --> 03:28:37,880
with these guys who are going,

4439
03:28:37,880 --> 03:28:40,600
it's amazing, guys, just followers are coming.

4440
03:28:40,820 --> 03:28:41,880
You've got a bass.

4441
03:28:42,140 --> 03:28:43,260
You're going to grow your bass.

4442
03:28:46,860 --> 03:28:47,720
Stream Upgrade.

4443
03:28:47,820 --> 03:28:49,220
Once I discovered Stream Upgrade,

4444
03:28:49,320 --> 03:28:52,720
my life turned around 560 degrees.

4445
03:28:53,100 --> 03:28:55,980
I went from one to a million.

4446
03:28:56,780 --> 03:28:59,000
Stream Upgrade, guys, it's insane.

4447
03:29:00,260 --> 03:29:03,540
And now it's the same advert with the same music

4448
03:29:03,540 --> 03:29:04,740
for a different company.

4449
03:29:05,740 --> 03:29:10,020
My subscriber count on YouTube grew from 1,000 subscribers

4450
03:29:10,020 --> 03:29:13,260
to over 10,000 subscribers.

4451
03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:16,740
When I started out, I had 416 subscribers.

4452
03:29:17,320 --> 03:29:20,620
And after Tube Karma, I was up to well over 10,000 subscribers.

4453
03:29:20,840 --> 03:29:25,660
This program, Tube Karma, helps boost your subscribers to the next...

4454
03:29:25,660 --> 03:29:27,440
This is the same.

4455
03:29:27,780 --> 03:29:29,000
He's doing the same thing.

4456
03:29:29,080 --> 03:29:30,720
He said, look, look at this.

4457
03:29:30,960 --> 03:29:31,720
It is a program...

4458
03:29:31,720 --> 03:29:34,060
He's saying Tube Karma on that one.

4459
03:29:34,060 --> 03:29:36,460
And then he's saying Stream Upgrade on this one.

4460
03:29:36,620 --> 03:29:41,980
Stream Upgrade is a program that helps boost your Twitch followers to the next level.

4461
03:29:42,060 --> 03:29:43,240
The growth is insane.

4462
03:29:43,400 --> 03:29:44,600
I was blown away.

4463
03:29:44,840 --> 03:29:48,520
He was blown away by Stream Upgrade.

4464
03:29:48,680 --> 03:29:49,580
Not Tube Karma.

4465
03:29:49,620 --> 03:29:51,760
He was blown away by Stream Upgrade.

4466
03:29:52,180 --> 03:29:54,720
A company that was made two months ago.

4467
03:29:55,180 --> 03:29:57,540
Aaron Brennan in the chat has done the fucking research.

4468
03:29:59,480 --> 03:30:00,360
Or Flanier West.

4469
03:30:01,740 --> 03:30:04,780
That site is only two or three months old, says Flanier West.

4470
03:30:05,400 --> 03:30:07,640
Your one said she's been using it for over five months.

4471
03:30:07,720 --> 03:30:08,940
Go away to fuck with the scam.

4472
03:30:11,480 --> 03:30:15,200
This is...

4473
03:30:15,200 --> 03:30:18,780
How many more companies are they made up?

4474
03:30:19,360 --> 03:30:19,840
Next level.

4475
03:30:19,980 --> 03:30:20,700
It did for me.

4476
03:30:20,820 --> 03:30:23,940
Before Tube Karma, I started with about 500 subscribers.

4477
03:30:24,160 --> 03:30:27,200
And now I'm at 148,000.

4478
03:30:28,160 --> 03:30:32,460
From 500 subscribers to 148,000.

4479
03:30:34,540 --> 03:30:35,700
148,000?

4480
03:30:39,120 --> 03:30:43,460
She must be on the elite package or the $200 a week package.

4481
03:30:45,540 --> 03:30:47,000
Subscribers, I just hit that number.

4482
03:30:47,220 --> 03:30:49,700
It's real people who are helping you build your subscribers.

4483
03:30:49,920 --> 03:30:50,160
He's got a guitar.

4484
03:30:50,820 --> 03:30:52,180
Is that why his arm is like that?

4485
03:30:52,220 --> 03:30:52,700
Has he got a guitar?

4486
03:30:53,140 --> 03:30:55,200
There's no way he's gonna fucking start lullabying us.

4487
03:30:55,300 --> 03:30:56,700
Videos in front of more people.

4488
03:30:56,820 --> 03:30:59,160
These followers are actually real people.

4489
03:30:59,260 --> 03:30:59,780
Sorry, Eric.

4490
03:30:59,820 --> 03:31:00,440
It's a bit loud.

4491
03:31:00,520 --> 03:31:01,520
I'm sorry about that.

4492
03:31:01,640 --> 03:31:02,540
Sorry about that.

4493
03:31:03,140 --> 03:31:03,920
Sorry about that.

4494
03:31:06,920 --> 03:31:07,800
I have to say,

4495
03:31:07,960 --> 03:31:09,420
Tube Karma actually delivers.

4496
03:31:09,620 --> 03:31:09,780
What?

4497
03:31:09,820 --> 03:31:10,380
I'm getting...

4498
03:31:10,380 --> 03:31:12,540
Fucking Tim Burton.

4499
03:31:13,580 --> 03:31:14,860
Tim Burton's missus.

4500
03:31:14,920 --> 03:31:18,140
So many likes and comments on all of my YouTube videos.

4501
03:31:18,460 --> 03:31:22,000
And now that I don't have to waste so much time trying to promote myself,

4502
03:31:22,580 --> 03:31:24,460
I can engage back with my audience.

4503
03:31:25,120 --> 03:31:28,560
You're engaging back with the audience of people you're paid to watch.

4504
03:31:28,760 --> 03:31:29,720
They're not your audience.

4505
03:31:29,720 --> 03:31:30,380
They're paid.

4506
03:31:31,000 --> 03:31:32,080
They're paid people.

4507
03:31:32,080 --> 03:31:36,740
All of the followers that they get you are real people.

4508
03:31:37,040 --> 03:31:39,340
Like, living, breathing human beings.

4509
03:31:39,540 --> 03:31:41,180
My subscribers are the best.

4510
03:31:41,460 --> 03:31:43,480
They make me all this amazing fan art.

4511
03:31:43,600 --> 03:31:46,320
And they encourage me to open my very own merch store.

4512
03:31:46,540 --> 03:31:49,600
These subscribers, I've met people through this.

4513
03:31:49,720 --> 03:31:51,980
Friends, I've made contacts because of it.

4514
03:31:52,240 --> 03:31:56,580
It's helped my videos gain traction and get all sorts of numbers and views.

4515
03:31:56,580 --> 03:32:04,580
The craziest thing about Tube Karma is that they're all real people engaging with my content and commenting every day such positive messages.

4516
03:32:05,580 --> 03:32:06,220
What?

4517
03:32:06,700 --> 03:32:07,400
It's so weird.

4518
03:32:07,980 --> 03:32:11,080
Living, breathing human beings.

4519
03:32:11,340 --> 03:32:13,060
They're commenting back every day.

4520
03:32:13,180 --> 03:32:13,940
Yeah, they're paid.

4521
03:32:14,240 --> 03:32:17,120
But they're giving me such an amazing self-esteem boost.

4522
03:32:17,840 --> 03:32:20,720
Because I just want to relate to my audience.

4523
03:32:20,980 --> 03:32:23,780
I want to interact and do what I do best with the audience.

4524
03:32:24,700 --> 03:32:29,340
With Stream Upgrade or fucking with, what's this one called?

4525
03:32:30,100 --> 03:32:37,420
With Tube Karma, it feels like I just fucking woke up from an eternal slumber of ignorance.

4526
03:32:38,560 --> 03:32:51,620
What I was doing yesterday with 100 followers is not even a patch in the sand to what I'm doing now with 400,000 subscribers and new followers and page impressions a month.

4527
03:32:52,160 --> 03:32:54,600
It's like nothing else.

4528
03:32:54,900 --> 03:32:56,580
It's like, please.

4529
03:32:57,580 --> 03:33:00,120
You need a base.

4530
03:33:00,640 --> 03:33:03,220
Once you get that base, it feels so good.

4531
03:33:03,700 --> 03:33:06,040
Inspiring me to just keep working hard.

4532
03:33:06,220 --> 03:33:07,300
Followers are real.

4533
03:33:08,020 --> 03:33:12,780
They like and comment on every single post I post on my YouTube channel.

4534
03:33:13,160 --> 03:33:15,480
They're all so interactive.

4535
03:33:16,300 --> 03:33:17,020
Solid, Snake.

4536
03:33:17,120 --> 03:33:17,960
Thank you very much.

4537
03:33:18,380 --> 03:33:22,580
And hit them up by email and ask for the next level more expensive.

4538
03:33:22,860 --> 03:33:23,540
Yeah, maybe.

4539
03:33:23,700 --> 03:33:25,640
But I don't want to do it now because it won't.

4540
03:33:26,340 --> 03:33:28,300
Then we can do that for the next stream.

4541
03:33:28,420 --> 03:33:29,020
Yeah, yeah.

4542
03:33:29,800 --> 03:33:30,620
Because there's no number.

4543
03:33:31,100 --> 03:33:32,760
Thank you very much, Sundle and Skyball.

4544
03:33:32,760 --> 03:33:36,760
Came here from Snake Eater and now we're on some sort of rabbit hole about stream upgrades.

4545
03:33:37,740 --> 03:33:38,340
What a thrill.

4546
03:33:38,400 --> 03:33:45,200
I get so many more thumbs up and super sweet and just kind comments on all of my videos thanks to Tube Karma.

4547
03:33:45,200 --> 03:33:46,320
Paid, paid comments.

4548
03:33:46,380 --> 03:33:51,840
Talk to their customer service, which is real people and not chatbots or whatever who really can't help you.

4549
03:33:51,840 --> 03:33:58,860
My experience with Tube Karma has only been happiness and smiles because the company has been so kind and generous.

4550
03:33:59,140 --> 03:34:01,440
Their customer service team is phenomenal.

4551
03:34:02,340 --> 03:34:05,100
Any question I have, someone gets back to me right away.

4552
03:34:05,260 --> 03:34:07,060
And we all know how rare that is.

4553
03:34:07,300 --> 03:34:09,100
Yeah, because you're fucking paying them.

4554
03:34:09,800 --> 03:34:14,740
Like if I was being paid to ring you back when you said, you know, that was my job.

4555
03:34:15,260 --> 03:34:16,220
You have to ring her.

4556
03:34:16,760 --> 03:34:18,080
Otherwise, you're fired.

4557
03:34:19,120 --> 03:34:19,940
I'd ring you.

4558
03:34:20,060 --> 03:34:20,700
I'd ring her.

4559
03:34:22,020 --> 03:34:23,160
I'd be like, what's going on?

4560
03:34:24,700 --> 03:34:25,380
How's the stream?

4561
03:34:26,400 --> 03:34:27,800
And come here to me.

4562
03:34:27,820 --> 03:34:28,200
How's Tim?

4563
03:34:29,460 --> 03:34:30,720
And is he making any more films?

4564
03:34:32,060 --> 03:34:32,780
That's fantastic.

4565
03:34:33,140 --> 03:34:33,820
How's the stream going?

4566
03:34:33,860 --> 03:34:34,320
How's the Twitch?

4567
03:34:35,720 --> 03:34:37,480
Yeah, we're going to get you some more followers.

4568
03:34:37,700 --> 03:34:38,160
Follow us now.

4569
03:34:38,220 --> 03:34:42,360
I've got this lad over in China and he knows there's a mobile click farm he's running.

4570
03:34:43,360 --> 03:34:45,440
And yeah, he's going to fucking hit you up later on.

4571
03:34:45,520 --> 03:34:46,180
You won't know.

4572
03:34:46,300 --> 03:34:47,160
You won't know who they are.

4573
03:34:48,300 --> 03:34:48,620
Okay.

4574
03:34:48,920 --> 03:34:49,340
See you later.

4575
03:34:49,880 --> 03:34:50,240
Bye bye.

4576
03:34:50,740 --> 03:34:51,040
Bye bye.

4577
03:34:52,120 --> 03:34:56,840
And that would be me dealing with Helen the Bonham Carter who's just started doing her live stream.

4578
03:34:57,680 --> 03:35:00,580
Their support staff is really helpful.

4579
03:35:00,760 --> 03:35:01,900
They're there to help you.

4580
03:35:02,760 --> 03:35:04,680
And there's a bit of a pace drop.

4581
03:35:04,680 --> 03:35:05,460
Super responsive.

4582
03:35:05,460 --> 03:35:11,540
I love so many things about Tube Karma, but one of my favorites is how nice and responsive their customer service is.

4583
03:35:11,700 --> 03:35:13,600
You said that already and they are paid.

4584
03:35:13,740 --> 03:35:14,900
They're always ready to help.

4585
03:35:15,140 --> 03:35:16,680
They're on $200.

4586
03:35:17,120 --> 03:35:22,940
They're getting 200 quid a week and that's probably, you know, there's probably other people paying $1,000.

4587
03:35:23,540 --> 03:35:27,660
Customer service team over at Tube Karma is insane.

4588
03:35:27,820 --> 03:35:30,980
And I know if you choose to use this service, you will not be disappointed.

4589
03:35:31,440 --> 03:35:34,140
You will only experience amazing things.

4590
03:35:34,140 --> 03:35:39,480
I recommend Tube Karma to my friends, my other beauty guru friends on YouTube, my family.

4591
03:35:39,660 --> 03:35:42,100
Literally anybody who will listen, I will tell them.

4592
03:35:42,220 --> 03:35:42,860
I've tried other.

4593
03:35:43,020 --> 03:35:44,060
Anyone who will listen.

4594
03:35:45,280 --> 03:35:46,700
Plan U.S., thank you very much.

4595
03:35:47,760 --> 03:35:49,260
Doing some excellent work here

4596
03:35:49,260 --> 03:35:51,340
on trying to get to the bottom of who these people are.

4597
03:35:51,480 --> 03:35:52,540
There's a company, they're on LinkedIn.

4598
03:35:53,400 --> 03:35:54,420
That's the parent company.

4599
03:35:55,200 --> 03:35:56,520
Look, I don't want to go too far.

4600
03:35:56,520 --> 03:35:58,400
I don't want to fly too close to the sun here.

4601
03:35:58,480 --> 03:36:00,520
We don't know how strong Stream Upgrade are.

4602
03:36:00,920 --> 03:36:03,200
We don't know how powerful or how far their reach is.

4603
03:36:03,960 --> 03:36:06,100
These guys are like a fucking stream spider.

4604
03:36:06,820 --> 03:36:07,300
Spidog.

4605
03:36:07,960 --> 03:36:08,860
They're out there.

4606
03:36:09,180 --> 03:36:10,620
They've got their fucking eight legs,

4607
03:36:10,740 --> 03:36:11,820
eight little legs on them.

4608
03:36:12,940 --> 03:36:14,980
In each of the eight wonders of the world,

4609
03:36:15,080 --> 03:36:17,180
or seven, or however many there are.

4610
03:36:19,520 --> 03:36:22,260
Interesting to see which, what are the seven wonders?

4611
03:36:22,440 --> 03:36:24,300
There's a Taj Mahal, and then there's a place,

4612
03:36:24,300 --> 03:36:25,820
Angkor Wat in Cambodia.

4613
03:36:26,920 --> 03:36:28,060
There's the pyramids.

4614
03:36:29,320 --> 03:36:30,240
Is there one?

4615
03:36:31,080 --> 03:36:32,220
Is there one in Ireland?

4616
03:36:38,660 --> 03:36:40,500
There's like two karma in the past,

4617
03:36:40,600 --> 03:36:42,480
but none of them have given me the real,

4618
03:36:42,600 --> 03:36:44,760
and engaged subscribers that Tube Karma has.

4619
03:36:44,760 --> 03:36:45,440
Incredible.

4620
03:36:45,440 --> 03:36:51,340
It's why I'm recommending it to all of my friends, and family members, and people who don't want to hear about it. I don't care.

4621
03:36:51,400 --> 03:37:00,640
So if you are looking for followers, and you are a YouTuber just like me, go check out Tube Karma. They really will work wonders for you just like they have for me.

4622
03:37:00,640 --> 03:37:09,880
And the amount of benefits I've just been making money. And the amount of benefits I've just received from this company overall has been truly remarkable. Not only am I making money on my YouTube videos since I've gotten Tube Karma.

4623
03:37:09,880 --> 03:37:13,060
My husband makes a lot of successful movies.

4624
03:37:14,020 --> 03:37:17,160
The companies are contacting me to promote their product.

4625
03:37:17,400 --> 03:37:19,680
I can make sponsored posts now for up to $500.

4626
03:37:20,260 --> 03:37:23,160
And before Tube Karma, I couldn't even get brands to notice me.

4627
03:37:23,380 --> 03:37:26,780
I'm also making money now because of Tube Karma.

4628
03:37:27,020 --> 03:37:31,020
I get these sponsored posts and products I get to use in my videos

4629
03:37:31,020 --> 03:37:34,600
that my subscribers and people watching like and enjoy.

4630
03:37:34,600 --> 03:37:38,580
If you are on YouTube and you want to grow your channel,

4631
03:37:39,440 --> 03:37:40,340
Tube Karma is for you.

4632
03:37:40,640 --> 03:37:43,980
I'm making like $300 for a sponsored YouTube video,

4633
03:37:44,100 --> 03:37:47,420
which I was not making any money on YouTube before because of the algorithm.

4634
03:37:47,780 --> 03:37:48,940
In three months, I've done...

4635
03:37:48,940 --> 03:37:50,380
Oh my God, there's another one.

4636
03:37:50,400 --> 03:37:51,320
I have this great...

4637
03:37:51,320 --> 03:37:57,280
I went away because I wanted to do what one of the kind-hearted tipsters said to do,

4638
03:37:57,340 --> 03:38:01,100
which was play the Metal Gear Solid movie, Machinima film,

4639
03:38:01,100 --> 03:38:03,020
whatever you call that, full motion video,

4640
03:38:03,500 --> 03:38:08,320
whilst having Tube Karma as the audio.

4641
03:38:09,000 --> 03:38:11,680
But when I went to open the Metal Gear Solid,

4642
03:38:11,880 --> 03:38:13,540
we've got something...

4643
03:38:14,160 --> 03:38:15,540
This is just getting...

4644
03:38:15,540 --> 03:38:16,500
This is...

4645
03:38:16,500 --> 03:38:19,040
This is a new company.

4646
03:38:19,180 --> 03:38:19,820
It's not even...

4647
03:38:19,820 --> 03:38:20,820
It's a different company.

4648
03:38:20,920 --> 03:38:21,740
It's the same message.

4649
03:38:23,740 --> 03:38:24,580
Fuck, I don't know.

4650
03:38:26,840 --> 03:38:28,700
I fucking do not know.

4651
03:38:34,380 --> 03:38:35,120
It's weird.

4652
03:38:35,120 --> 03:38:35,180
It's weird.

4653
03:38:51,240 --> 03:38:54,780
I don't want to go too fucking deep here into this because...

4654
03:38:54,780 --> 03:38:57,840
When's it going to end and who are they?

4655
03:38:57,840 --> 03:38:58,340
And what...

4656
03:38:58,340 --> 03:38:59,640
They have a lot of power.

4657
03:38:59,800 --> 03:39:00,460
They could get me.

4658
03:39:00,520 --> 03:39:02,020
Simply Grams, thank you very much.

4659
03:39:02,060 --> 03:39:03,760
Or Sunderland Skyboy, thank you very much.

4660
03:39:04,980 --> 03:39:07,200
I've just gotten in from work and I want to go to bed,

4661
03:39:07,300 --> 03:39:09,520
but now I'm too invested in what the crack is with all these...

4662
03:39:09,520 --> 03:39:13,280
Yeah, well, I don't fucking blame you, Sunderland.

4663
03:39:13,400 --> 03:39:15,200
Thank you very much for your tip there, man.

4664
03:39:15,280 --> 03:39:18,720
And I didn't know where we were going to go with this either.

4665
03:39:18,780 --> 03:39:19,660
I wanted to play Metal Gear.

4666
03:39:19,740 --> 03:39:22,340
I was even trying to just seek back into Metal Gear,

4667
03:39:23,120 --> 03:39:29,120
still using the light motif of Stream Upgrade and Tube Karma.

4668
03:39:29,240 --> 03:39:32,440
But it seems as though a third horseman of the apocalypse

4669
03:39:32,440 --> 03:39:36,860
has made its little foray into this fucking web of deceit.

4670
03:39:37,700 --> 03:39:40,040
And something is not right here.

4671
03:39:40,880 --> 03:39:42,660
These guys are a different company.

4672
03:39:42,960 --> 03:39:45,020
Their crew is called Simply Gram.

4673
03:39:46,080 --> 03:39:47,780
I'm fucking scared because that...

4674
03:39:47,780 --> 03:39:48,640
What is Gram like?

4675
03:39:48,700 --> 03:39:49,540
A gram of what?

4676
03:39:49,540 --> 03:39:51,220
A gram of stream.

4677
03:39:51,640 --> 03:39:52,320
Oh, it's Instagram.

4678
03:39:53,180 --> 03:39:53,920
It's Instagram.

4679
03:39:55,060 --> 03:39:57,780
And upwards of about 10,000 followers.

4680
03:39:57,980 --> 03:39:59,860
That's right, 10,000.

4681
03:40:00,220 --> 03:40:02,900
After now four months, I think, I have around...

4682
03:40:02,900 --> 03:40:04,500
And it's the same music as well.

4683
03:40:04,700 --> 03:40:06,480
It's the same comp...

4684
03:40:06,480 --> 03:40:07,140
Same shit.

4685
03:40:07,300 --> 03:40:08,540
There must be the one company doing...

4686
03:40:09,860 --> 03:40:12,560
Three different fronts, four different...

4687
03:40:12,560 --> 03:40:13,860
This is the fucking...

4688
03:40:13,860 --> 03:40:14,860
This is the internet world.

4689
03:40:14,860 --> 03:40:17,340
Now you can just have one company on multiple fronts.

4690
03:40:18,080 --> 03:40:21,100
But it's lazy to just not replace the music.

4691
03:40:21,460 --> 03:40:27,040
Because you could easily get an endless amount of free music you could use non-copyright off of YouTube.

4692
03:40:27,260 --> 03:40:28,480
They've gone with the same thing.

4693
03:40:28,920 --> 03:40:31,020
Even in the views of the same actors.

4694
03:40:32,720 --> 03:40:34,420
Is that a hat that she...

4695
03:40:34,420 --> 03:40:35,560
Like a miniature hat?

4696
03:40:37,960 --> 03:40:40,200
Sorry, I just enlarged the screen here.

4697
03:40:44,820 --> 03:40:46,200
Look, like, I...

4698
03:40:46,200 --> 03:40:47,600
This is what I put into YouTube.

4699
03:40:47,760 --> 03:40:51,880
Metal Gear MSG3 Snake Eater Movie subtitles.

4700
03:40:52,100 --> 03:40:53,620
Because I just wanted to have that option.

4701
03:40:54,280 --> 03:40:58,440
If we did have the audio bed of Simply Graham.

4702
03:40:59,400 --> 03:41:00,720
We could have seen...

4703
03:41:00,720 --> 03:41:01,520
Read the fucking text.

4704
03:41:01,620 --> 03:41:03,280
But anyway, let's have a look at these guys again.

4705
03:41:03,920 --> 03:41:05,740
Let's see where these guys lead us to now.

4706
03:41:05,820 --> 03:41:06,680
There could be another...

4707
03:41:06,680 --> 03:41:08,700
I just wanted to give a shout out...

4708
03:41:08,700 --> 03:41:09,180
Hydra.

4709
03:41:09,320 --> 03:41:10,000
Simply Graham.

4710
03:41:10,140 --> 03:41:13,320
When I signed up, I had like a thousand followers-ish.

4711
03:41:13,540 --> 03:41:19,420
And then like in a matter of months, Simply Graham has helped me grow my following to like 20k.

4712
03:41:19,700 --> 03:41:24,520
Six months ago, I was on Instagram struggling with 742 followers.

4713
03:41:24,900 --> 03:41:25,900
I was doing my photography.

4714
03:41:26,180 --> 03:41:27,220
I wasn't getting anywhere.

4715
03:41:27,780 --> 03:41:29,580
I found Simply Graham and...

4716
03:41:29,580 --> 03:41:31,540
Well, it's been six months and here I am.

4717
03:41:31,700 --> 03:41:34,660
24,300 followers.

4718
03:41:35,020 --> 03:41:36,780
Hey guys, I want to talk to you about Simply Graham.

4719
03:41:37,060 --> 03:41:42,960
And how I went from 1,500 followers to 10,000 followers in just two months.

4720
03:41:43,340 --> 03:41:47,680
I would never have been in the position that I'm in now if it weren't for Simply Graham.

4721
03:41:48,140 --> 03:41:53,760
Simply Graham has helped me add over 30,000 real, actual, live followers to my Instagram.

4722
03:41:54,060 --> 03:41:56,780
In just the last seven months that I've been working with them.

4723
03:41:57,320 --> 03:42:02,360
Hey guys, just wanted to tell you very briefly about Simply Graham, which is simply amazing.

4724
03:42:02,840 --> 03:42:07,720
In one month alone, I have increased my following by 5,000 followers on Instagram.

4725
03:42:08,260 --> 03:42:09,640
And not just random followers.

4726
03:42:10,240 --> 03:42:14,200
Noah, thank you very much Noah for your three euro tip.

4727
03:42:14,440 --> 03:42:15,380
Very kind of you.

4728
03:42:15,880 --> 03:42:18,360
You say this smells of conspiracy to me.

4729
03:42:19,100 --> 03:42:20,480
It fucking reeks of it.

4730
03:42:20,680 --> 03:42:21,520
It reeks of it.

4731
03:42:21,520 --> 03:42:24,520
In Simply Graham, my account had around 2,000 followers.

4732
03:42:24,940 --> 03:42:27,840
And now I'm almost reaching 30,000 followers.

4733
03:42:27,900 --> 03:42:28,660
You can't skip it.

4734
03:42:28,660 --> 03:42:33,620
So when I started Simply Graham, I had about 2,500 followers.

4735
03:42:34,580 --> 03:42:35,840
And now I've done...

4736
03:42:35,840 --> 03:42:36,540
Look, look, look.

4737
03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:39,520
I've seen another one, right?

4738
03:42:39,580 --> 03:42:40,400
That isn't like this.

4739
03:42:40,440 --> 03:42:41,480
I seen it last week.

4740
03:42:42,020 --> 03:42:45,300
And I gotta fucking hand it to you guys.

4741
03:42:45,800 --> 03:42:48,440
I put out the description of this one.

4742
03:42:49,560 --> 03:42:50,880
And you had it like that.

4743
03:42:51,280 --> 03:42:52,940
So I'm guaranteeing...

4744
03:42:52,940 --> 03:42:55,120
I can guarantee that you'll have this one.

4745
03:42:55,600 --> 03:43:01,600
This is a company, another pre-roll video advert that you can't block if you're watching YouTube on a mobile phone.

4746
03:43:02,100 --> 03:43:03,040
There's no ad blocker.

4747
03:43:03,080 --> 03:43:04,680
So you have to watch the shite on the phone.

4748
03:43:05,020 --> 03:43:06,840
It's not like you can on Firefox or a browser.

4749
03:43:07,540 --> 03:43:08,300
And it's a fella.

4750
03:43:08,780 --> 03:43:10,080
And it's like he is...

4751
03:43:11,600 --> 03:43:15,380
Christian Bale in American Psycho-ish.

4752
03:43:16,000 --> 03:43:16,360
Not...

4753
03:43:16,360 --> 03:43:17,340
Doesn't look as hard.

4754
03:43:17,920 --> 03:43:19,480
Kind of a little bit more diminutive.

4755
03:43:20,140 --> 03:43:23,080
But he's still got the chat.

4756
03:43:23,740 --> 03:43:24,300
The sales.

4757
03:43:24,460 --> 03:43:25,160
The kind of like...

4758
03:43:25,160 --> 03:43:26,280
It just keeps on going.

4759
03:43:26,700 --> 03:43:28,240
Like there's no end to the sales.

4760
03:43:28,700 --> 03:43:31,020
It's like three minute of pure sales magic.

4761
03:43:31,820 --> 03:43:33,440
And what it is, is...

4762
03:43:33,440 --> 03:43:36,000
It's a company that is probably like Revolut.

4763
03:43:36,000 --> 03:43:43,060
Or some financial fixer company that does shit that you couldn't do in a bank.

4764
03:43:43,220 --> 03:43:44,440
That you can do online now.

4765
03:43:45,580 --> 03:43:47,260
I know you know what I know.

4766
03:43:47,980 --> 03:43:49,180
Because I trust you.

4767
03:43:49,320 --> 03:43:51,900
Because you provide us with the goods there with these guys.

4768
03:43:52,340 --> 03:43:53,240
And we've...

4769
03:43:53,240 --> 03:43:53,540
We've...

4770
03:43:53,540 --> 03:43:55,920
This has gone further than I had ever anticipated.

4771
03:43:56,280 --> 03:43:58,740
I never knew this sort of rabbit hole existed.

4772
03:43:58,900 --> 03:44:00,280
And I don't know whether or not to be scared.

4773
03:44:00,660 --> 03:44:05,060
Or to be kind of joyous that there's a new vein of stuff that you can watch.

4774
03:44:05,540 --> 03:44:06,140
For a laugh.

4775
03:44:08,000 --> 03:44:08,440
It's...

4776
03:44:08,440 --> 03:44:09,380
It's fucking...

4777
03:44:09,380 --> 03:44:11,740
It's got both...

4778
03:44:11,740 --> 03:44:13,340
Both weights on the scales.

4779
03:44:17,240 --> 03:44:18,740
Someone says I know it.

4780
03:44:18,900 --> 03:44:19,880
The lad in the pool.

4781
03:44:20,040 --> 03:44:20,320
Johnny.

4782
03:44:20,440 --> 03:44:22,020
There was no lad in the pool when I was watching.

4783
03:44:22,080 --> 03:44:24,000
It was just a fucking fella who was...

4784
03:44:24,000 --> 03:44:26,440
Talking about this new startup.

4785
03:44:26,880 --> 03:44:27,800
And it was class.

4786
03:44:27,920 --> 03:44:28,600
Maybe...

4787
03:44:28,600 --> 03:44:30,880
I didn't watch it to the end because I couldn't.

4788
03:44:31,820 --> 03:44:33,900
But maybe he gets into a pool at some stage.

4789
03:44:33,960 --> 03:44:36,060
Although I can't see why he would be doing that.

4790
03:44:36,120 --> 03:44:37,820
Because he's the CEO of the company.

4791
03:44:38,000 --> 03:44:39,300
And he's doing a little business.

4792
03:44:39,880 --> 03:44:41,860
He's doing the business side of things.

4793
03:44:41,860 --> 03:44:42,980
Like, you know...

4794
03:44:42,980 --> 03:44:45,780
Test and only...

4795
03:44:45,780 --> 03:44:47,300
Find out who wrote the tune.

4796
03:44:47,500 --> 03:44:47,940
MVP.

4797
03:44:49,320 --> 03:44:50,660
There's no conceivable way.

4798
03:44:52,740 --> 03:44:53,880
Does anyone have it?

4799
03:44:57,160 --> 03:44:57,940
Slippery fish.

4800
03:44:57,940 --> 03:44:58,880
Thank you very much.

4801
03:44:59,760 --> 03:45:00,920
I know it's late.

4802
03:45:01,060 --> 03:45:02,020
I'm gonna get off.

4803
03:45:03,060 --> 03:45:03,440
But I...

4804
03:45:03,440 --> 03:45:05,300
Just wanna see this one before I go.

4805
03:45:06,860 --> 03:45:08,720
What did the guy in the video look like?

4806
03:45:08,780 --> 03:45:10,140
He probably looked like...

4807
03:45:12,140 --> 03:45:14,280
Like, black hair.

4808
03:45:14,480 --> 03:45:15,420
He was wearing...

4809
03:45:15,420 --> 03:45:17,500
He definitely was wearing a blue suit.

4810
03:45:17,640 --> 03:45:18,140
Like a...

4811
03:45:19,280 --> 03:45:21,220
A navy kind of suit.

4812
03:45:21,880 --> 03:45:23,820
A shirt without a tie, maybe.

4813
03:45:24,200 --> 03:45:25,300
Unbuttoned at the collar.

4814
03:45:27,140 --> 03:45:27,660
Trousers.

4815
03:45:28,100 --> 03:45:29,140
Fucking...

4816
03:45:30,280 --> 03:45:32,500
Sitting down in a warehouse.

4817
03:45:33,220 --> 03:45:34,780
Being interviewed on a...

4818
03:45:34,780 --> 03:45:38,000
A camera with a cool lens that was really like...

4819
03:45:38,000 --> 03:45:40,600
Depth of field at the back was like...

4820
03:45:40,600 --> 03:45:42,080
Really soft.

4821
03:45:42,080 --> 03:45:43,560
And he was really prominent.

4822
03:45:44,220 --> 03:45:46,080
And it kept cutting away to...

4823
03:45:46,080 --> 03:45:47,600
Jet set lifestylers.

4824
03:45:48,460 --> 03:45:48,900
Yuppies.

4825
03:45:50,440 --> 03:45:51,300
You know...

4826
03:45:51,300 --> 03:45:52,820
Up and coming people with...

4827
03:45:52,820 --> 03:45:54,040
Bit of money in the pocket as well.

4828
03:45:54,100 --> 03:45:54,620
They're going around.

4829
03:45:54,700 --> 03:45:55,260
Maybe they're traveling.

4830
03:45:55,440 --> 03:45:56,580
Maybe they're doing different things.

4831
03:45:56,580 --> 03:45:58,580
But they're all using his...

4832
03:45:58,580 --> 03:45:59,940
Brand new startup technology.

4833
03:46:00,840 --> 03:46:02,160
Financial fucking thing.

4834
03:46:02,240 --> 03:46:02,800
Whatever it is.

4835
03:46:02,900 --> 03:46:04,060
Revolut style thing.

4836
03:46:05,280 --> 03:46:06,400
I know you can...

4837
03:46:06,400 --> 03:46:07,940
I know you can do this.

4838
03:46:08,880 --> 03:46:10,020
Because I believe in you.

4839
03:46:10,020 --> 03:46:14,980
It won't come up if I open another video there.

4840
03:46:15,080 --> 03:46:15,520
Home run.

4841
03:46:15,580 --> 03:46:17,960
I don't want to go down a route of doing that.

4842
03:46:18,020 --> 03:46:18,620
Because it's annoying.

4843
03:46:19,300 --> 03:46:21,300
Thanks very much for tuning in.

4844
03:46:23,800 --> 03:46:25,580
Christian Lake, thank you very much.

4845
03:46:26,080 --> 03:46:26,840
This looks legit.

4846
03:46:27,040 --> 03:46:28,920
Sign up to the customized job.

4847
03:46:40,640 --> 03:46:43,720
I just have to wait till you come with the algorithm.

4848
03:46:44,040 --> 03:46:46,860
Till then we can watch the Metal Gear until you get it.

4849
03:46:48,160 --> 03:46:52,800
Because I do want to see what happened after he broke.

4850
03:46:53,240 --> 03:46:54,460
After he fell off the bridge.

4851
03:46:55,600 --> 03:46:56,640
Oh yeah, and we fixed him up.

4852
03:47:00,260 --> 03:47:00,900
43.

4853
03:47:03,780 --> 03:47:07,200
Oh yeah, so we had that fucking theme tune.

4854
03:47:07,260 --> 03:47:08,140
Yeah, we saw that.

4855
03:47:18,620 --> 03:47:20,400
Yeah, we didn't watch this bit, I don't think.

4856
03:47:22,680 --> 03:47:47,100
show your friend the subs are in French and there's no other it's just French French left

4857
03:47:47,100 --> 03:48:02,100
to do okay any keywords they use like investments like investments or retirement is it zip trader

4858
03:48:02,100 --> 03:48:08,660
James packing them thank you very much for the thing the zip trader I'll put I'll put that in

4859
03:48:08,660 --> 03:48:16,140
there and see what we've got bit frightened we still got the rest of that to watch as well so

4860
03:48:16,140 --> 03:48:22,020
we'll keep that tab open that's in the bank if it goes tits up we can still see some of this insta

4861
03:48:22,020 --> 03:48:28,720
stuff he's gone we've done enough he did he did a lot of good work for the two companies like being

4862
03:48:28,720 --> 03:48:33,980
the same person but doing it for the two companies they didn't even ask any of the people to change

4863
03:48:33,980 --> 03:48:40,920
their style or even fucking change the shot type or location uh metal gear solid 3 metal gear no

4864
03:48:40,920 --> 03:48:48,460
what you gotta do there is what was it you said zip trader let's have a look

4865
03:48:48,460 --> 03:48:55,260
no there's another advert as well that comes on it's just fucking look at zip trader here

4866
03:48:55,260 --> 03:49:10,020
zip traders after you if you were tracking ads everywhere you got those those up those notched up

4867
03:49:10,020 --> 03:49:15,900
oh shit

4868
03:49:15,900 --> 03:49:36,660
you're gonna be walking you through each so you want to learn how to day trade well in this video we're going to be walking you through each of the intense steps to get started by the end of this video you will have a concrete idea of what needs to get done in order for whoa yeah it's intense it's fucking intense but it's good but it's not the right one

4869
03:49:36,660 --> 03:49:55,680
james uh get you block haven't seen an ad in years yeah i usually have it i just don't have it on the pc one here for doing the stream

4870
03:49:55,680 --> 03:50:08,300
no name no name no name of the company out there has anybody got the name of the company or anything

4871
03:50:08,300 --> 03:50:24,500
or even just something yeah actually nathan you it's funny you say shapiro about that fellow that we just had on the screen because your man from the video i want you to find and give me the title of he looks that shapiro he looks shapiroistic

4872
03:50:24,500 --> 03:50:32,320
and he's got like a dark blue suit on i'll describe it again for you a dark blue suit blazer

4873
03:50:32,320 --> 03:50:40,920
a white unbuttoned shirt the top collar there probably jeans and brown brown leather shoes

4874
03:50:40,920 --> 03:50:48,000
sitting on uh on a chair being interviewed about the startup the financial

4875
03:50:48,000 --> 03:50:53,200
tech company startup that is like revolute but it's not revolute

4876
03:50:53,200 --> 03:51:01,020
yeah aaron you know what it is you just can't find it i know trading 212

4877
03:51:01,020 --> 03:51:06,020
it's not trading 212 but i got it while we're on the subject of trading 212

4878
03:51:06,020 --> 03:51:11,820
those guys they're too they're bombarding you there's too much of those fucking guys

4879
03:51:11,820 --> 03:51:16,880
i know they're only five seconds and they've got a nice auditory musical signature

4880
03:51:16,880 --> 03:51:24,340
but i'm fucking sick of them and and can you get rid of those does anyone know if you can get rid of those

4881
03:51:24,340 --> 03:51:31,440
on the youtube app on the phone iphone or android is there a way of blocking the ads

4882
03:51:31,440 --> 03:51:35,540
on youtube when you watch a youtube video from the youtube app

4883
03:51:35,540 --> 03:51:56,360
no one has it

4884
03:51:56,360 --> 03:52:11,000
no one has it no one no one has it how do i invest and roll the dice the problem grid

4885
03:52:11,000 --> 03:52:18,740
rain is if i roll the dice and just google it uh it won't there'll be there'll be so many more

4886
03:52:18,740 --> 03:52:25,400
companies that are probably you know being optimized to come up before this video which

4887
03:52:25,400 --> 03:52:30,360
is only like a month old so it really hasn't had time it's like these guys but it's a lot better

4888
03:52:30,360 --> 03:52:35,460
the production value is a lot better than these guys just have a little look at this guy for a

4889
03:52:35,460 --> 03:52:40,960
moment maybe you could be thinking about that other place and please try and get something to us

4890
03:52:40,960 --> 03:52:44,120
get something over to us by the end of play today

4891
03:52:44,120 --> 03:52:57,420
i have 30 000 followers it was really hard for me to grow my instagram account until i found out

4892
03:52:57,420 --> 03:53:03,860
about simplygram the best company that saved my life so when i started working with them i had only

4893
03:53:03,860 --> 03:53:11,480
a thousand and five hundred followers in my first account and after three months or so i reached out

4894
03:53:11,480 --> 03:53:18,680
to 10k followers simplygram just simply helps you get new real followers that actually interact with

4895
03:53:18,680 --> 03:53:23,140
all of your posts they like and comment on why is he sitting like that i really like he was sitting

4896
03:53:23,140 --> 03:53:28,520
like with his knee out here simplygram i can't rewind this it's probably for the best that the followers

4897
03:53:28,520 --> 03:53:35,220
are real and they often comment on my photos and videos which is amazing and the followers are real

4898
03:53:35,220 --> 03:53:41,360
so it's cool to comment back and interact and be part of the community now don't get me wrong i have

4899
03:53:41,360 --> 03:53:48,880
tried similar services to this before but you always get fake likes fake followers fake comments there's no

4900
03:53:48,880 --> 03:53:55,480
real engagement with simplygram i've got real people real engaged followers coming to me and it's just

4901
03:53:55,480 --> 03:54:01,460
growing every day they're real people that are commenting and liking your profile which is amazing

4902
03:54:01,460 --> 03:54:08,360
because you don't find that anywhere you don't have bots you have real people following you and commenting on your pictures

4903
03:54:08,360 --> 03:54:14,480
liking your pictures and just being there to like talk to you through social media which is amazing

4904
03:54:14,480 --> 03:54:23,620
they are active followers so followers who interact with i get you man yeah i get you comment on it and like the posts they're real

4905
03:54:23,620 --> 03:54:31,440
so it's really helped my business too i'm starting to get some client work come through instagram my whole instagram business is really skype

4906
03:54:31,440 --> 03:55:01,420
it's just a smart business move to sign up with simplygram my business has grown so so much simplygram are simply the best because they helped me a lot with my business they helped me to make a lot of money because simplygram is the best in what they do it's because simplygram goes out and does all the work of getting people interested in who i am it goes out and finds people who are likely to be interested in the product and services that i have and it brings them right to my front door

4907
03:55:01,420 --> 03:55:31,400
i've never had anyone emailing me or sending me messages going uh i'd love you to check out or i seen you in the chat room how does this even work like do they email other people that they've seen liking or commenting on or do they just go after is it like cold calling where they just they go around they look around the internet looking like what no one could ever get me interested

4908
03:55:31,400 --> 03:55:45,900
and watching someone by emailing me and go and i think you should watch this like it has to be that that never happens and like if it's someone who is from a company like simplygram i'm just gonna say well i don't know you like so how would you know what i know

4909
03:55:45,900 --> 03:56:15,880
i could never have done this on my own and i am so grateful that i found simplygram i even have brands trying to collaborate with me offering to pay me around 200 bucks just to feature the product on my instastory which it has me so incredibly happy because i'm finally achieving my goal of becoming a real influencer there is a lot of companies now that reach out to me i get paid from 100 to 900 dollars per post i'm getting

4910
03:56:15,880 --> 03:56:45,860
about 100 per post from these different companies now i'm making more money as an influencer thanks to simplygram plus simplygram's customer service is on point they have a great staff they have great customer support best thing about simplygram customer service the way they deal with any issues if there are any it's just insane they're just on the ball they really are and i'm so happy that i found them because where would i be without them if you guys want to grow around

4911
03:56:45,860 --> 03:57:15,840
6 000 followers per month then definitely get simplygram i have recommended this app to my friends my family and all of them love it so much because it's so effective i always recommend simplygram to all my friends all my family simplygram they are simply the best you said that before thank you so much simplygram for changing my life thank you simplygram and definitely check them out well you want to be ahead of the curve simplygram is the way to

4912
03:57:15,840 --> 03:57:45,820
go and i highly recommend it check out simplygram.com i promise you will not regret it what a fucking journey what a trip i'm glad you get out the trip like at the end it's a real fucking what if we never come back we're trapped inside simplygram forever but one soldier survived shit mobile games he built a cabin with he built a cabin with wood and a

4913
03:57:45,820 --> 03:57:57,180
Stone. Wood and Stone. Download the game now. iOS, Android devices, Play Store. Wood and Stone.

4914
03:58:00,380 --> 03:58:02,500
Always, they always have that music. Have you heard the music?

4915
03:58:07,380 --> 03:58:10,780
I don't know if you can hear it.

4916
03:58:10,780 --> 03:58:25,380
Do do do do do do do. Time to expand your island. A great city built on a deserted island.

4917
03:58:31,100 --> 03:58:36,440
It is Game of Thrones. That's where I've heard that music before. Christ.

4918
03:58:39,440 --> 03:58:46,680
Hey, look, you don't even have to play the video. You can just keep watching YouTube ads. Some of the craziest stuff is the YouTube ads.

4919
03:58:46,780 --> 03:58:52,380
After the end of World War Two, the world was split into two. What a shame. What a shame we have to get into the back to the game.

4920
03:58:54,160 --> 03:58:59,900
Colonel class. Colonel class. Here, look at this picture. Major.

4921
03:59:00,760 --> 03:59:01,120
Thing.

4922
03:59:01,120 --> 03:59:05,100
There's going to be a problem, so you just have to figure something out. He should be some.

4923
03:59:05,540 --> 03:59:08,180
Hang on. 43. You should get well ahead.

4924
03:59:08,180 --> 03:59:11,360
Does this mean Fox is going to die?

4925
03:59:11,940 --> 03:59:14,880
No. This Fox is still one step ahead of the house.

4926
03:59:15,380 --> 03:59:17,180
The reason I came to see you today...

4927
03:59:17,180 --> 03:59:20,880
They found the ad. Fuck off. Breaking news. Sorry. We were about to... Sorry there.

4928
03:59:21,180 --> 03:59:23,520
We were about to go back to Metal Gear Solid 3.

4929
03:59:24,140 --> 03:59:26,880
But we've got some big, big news. We've got some big, big news.

4930
03:59:27,680 --> 03:59:28,640
The ad has been located.

4931
03:59:29,340 --> 03:59:35,080
I'm really happy to see that chat go mental with the ad. That's fucking brilliant. That is brilliant.

4932
03:59:36,520 --> 03:59:39,080
Okay, so what's the crack? Where are we going?

4933
03:59:40,360 --> 03:59:45,980
Where are we taking... Where are we driving this YouTube bar? What am I... Where am I... Stick the ovens on. Watch this.

4934
03:59:48,820 --> 03:59:51,440
David... Haha, look at the chat. Stick the ovens on this.

4935
03:59:51,700 --> 03:59:54,160
I hope it's it. I hope it's it as well.

4936
03:59:55,160 --> 03:59:55,600
Right.

4937
03:59:57,940 --> 04:00:01,560
We have found the ad. Sam ovens. Fuck off. No way.

4938
04:00:03,860 --> 04:00:04,700
Sam ovens.

4939
04:00:06,480 --> 04:00:07,340
Not opening.

4940
04:00:13,720 --> 04:00:14,600
It's not opening.

4941
04:00:18,060 --> 04:00:18,780
Simply grand.

4942
04:00:35,780 --> 04:00:36,700
It's not opening.

4943
04:00:39,360 --> 04:00:42,520
I got excited there. I really got excited there.

4944
04:00:42,520 --> 04:00:48,120
Sam ovens. You just want me to write Sam ovens.

4945
04:00:48,360 --> 04:00:51,220
I'm gonna just not... I'm not gonna have that up in case it's a fucking...

4946
04:00:52,280 --> 04:00:53,280
A troll.

4947
04:00:53,420 --> 04:00:57,480
I type in Sam ovens and then it takes me to some real bad stuff.

4948
04:00:57,580 --> 04:00:58,360
And then there it is.

4949
04:00:58,620 --> 04:00:59,600
It's all on the screen.

4950
04:01:00,040 --> 04:01:00,240
Haha.

4951
04:01:00,620 --> 04:01:01,140
He's fucked.

4952
04:01:01,780 --> 04:01:02,640
Sam ovens.

4953
04:01:10,520 --> 04:01:11,900
It's not Sam ovens.

4954
04:01:12,260 --> 04:01:14,680
It's not Sam ovens. But wait a sec. Could be.

4955
04:01:17,280 --> 04:01:17,680
Whoa.

4956
04:01:18,520 --> 04:01:20,520
Jesus. I mean this isn't the guy I saw.

4957
04:01:20,640 --> 04:01:20,960
But it's definitely...

4958
04:01:21,740 --> 04:01:22,960
He looks... He's in that realm like...

4959
04:01:24,280 --> 04:01:26,660
I'm interested. What's this?

4960
04:01:27,000 --> 04:01:30,600
People are already saying is it a scam or a fake or legit?

4961
04:01:30,600 --> 04:01:32,320
Sam ovens. A scam, fake or legit.

4962
04:01:32,980 --> 04:01:34,200
Hey everybody. My name is Nang.

4963
04:01:34,300 --> 04:01:36,700
And here's my personal review on Sam ovens.

4964
04:01:37,100 --> 04:01:39,900
And his consulting accelerator course or program.

4965
04:01:40,100 --> 04:01:44,020
Please be forewarned that the opinions expressed here are only my own.

4966
04:01:44,520 --> 04:01:45,900
Okay. Well maybe not him.

4967
04:01:46,140 --> 04:01:47,360
Sam ovens. This is my...

4968
04:01:47,360 --> 04:01:48,620
This is my story.

4969
04:01:48,860 --> 04:01:50,520
It's not Sam ovens. This guy...

4970
04:01:50,520 --> 04:01:52,100
It looks like this guy's laying it on thick.

4971
04:01:52,200 --> 04:01:54,060
And it's like... He's obviously a scam artist.

4972
04:01:54,520 --> 04:01:56,400
- Hey everyone, it's Sam Ovens here,

4973
04:01:56,400 --> 04:01:59,620
and I want to invite you to an exclusive free webinar

4974
04:01:59,620 --> 04:02:02,580
with me this week, where I show you how I started

4975
04:02:02,580 --> 04:02:06,040
my consulting business from scratch, and then grew it

4976
04:02:06,040 --> 04:02:08,500
to the point right now where I'm making more than

4977
04:02:08,500 --> 04:02:11,440
$20 million per year with it.

4978
04:02:11,440 --> 04:02:15,340
So on this webinar, I'm gonna show you exactly how I did that,

4979
04:02:15,340 --> 04:02:16,740
and I'm gonna explain the process.

4980
04:02:16,740 --> 04:02:19,100
- I don't know if you were making $20 million a year,

4981
04:02:19,100 --> 04:02:20,560
would you be arsed doing this?

4982
04:02:20,560 --> 04:02:22,720
You'd just pay someone out of the 20 million

4983
04:02:22,720 --> 04:02:23,660
to do it for you.

4984
04:02:23,660 --> 04:02:27,460
- And the evolution that I went through to achieve

4985
04:02:27,460 --> 04:02:29,740
that goal and that transformation.

4986
04:02:29,740 --> 04:02:33,920
But most importantly, I'm gonna show you how you can start

4987
04:02:33,920 --> 04:02:37,060
your very own wildly profitable consulting business

4988
04:02:37,060 --> 04:02:40,580
from scratch, and then actually get clients,

4989
04:02:40,580 --> 04:02:44,580
be able to provide value to them, and get paid in return.

4990
04:02:44,580 --> 04:02:46,740
And I'm gonna show you how to do all of this,

4991
04:02:46,740 --> 04:02:49,580
regardless of the experience that you have,

4992
04:02:49,580 --> 04:02:52,660
the skills that you have, or any of your background knowledge,

4993
04:02:52,660 --> 04:02:56,460
or any of that. So it's not like you need to be a Harvard MBA,

4994
04:02:56,460 --> 04:02:58,740
or even have any college degree at all.

4995
04:02:58,740 --> 04:03:04,620
This webinar is gonna show you how you can start your own consulting business from scratch.

4996
04:03:04,620 --> 04:03:11,740
- Okay, okay. The blue soup must be a permanent fixture then for the internet seller guys, the hooksters.

4997
04:03:11,740 --> 04:03:19,540
- Even though maybe he's making, who knows what he's, if he's made 20 million dollars, he said, out of doing what he's doing.

4998
04:03:19,540 --> 04:03:23,700
We're skipping in eight minutes, six minutes into the video, he's still just sat there on the desk.

4999
04:03:23,700 --> 04:03:35,660
So it's some pretty detailed stuff. 20 million dollars, like, or is it that it's, the longer he talks, the more he can try and persuade you.

5000
04:03:35,660 --> 04:03:40,500
And then it moves in closer after eight minutes. A little bit closer on him there. There we go.

5001
04:03:40,500 --> 04:03:52,460
- And then back out again for another standard mid shot for the outro. But I mean, that's 13 minutes of Sam ovens, complete ovens. Dutch oven.

5002
04:03:52,460 --> 04:04:00,420
- Were able to really change their life and start their own consulting business and really scale it up to that next level. And if those.

5003
04:04:00,420 --> 04:04:18,420
- And like, it's probably just kind of business terms for 13 minutes, like a big sale, a big hard sell. But the other guy, the one I want you to watch is the one that's doing the rounds on the YouTube and it's on the ads and it's like Revlooper. It's not Revloot.

5004
04:04:18,420 --> 04:04:40,380
- I'm just repeating myself just in case there's anyone who just come in and hasn't got the, what I'm on about. There's a YouTube ad on now before YouTube videos and it's a guy who's selling a fucking Revloot style company. And it goes on. It keeps talking for five minutes. He's wearing a blue suit.

5005
04:04:40,380 --> 04:04:55,760
If you fail, you'll be back in a hospital bed again, waiting for the firing squad.

5006
04:05:00,840 --> 04:05:04,680
So how does it feel to be a patient in one of the most advanced ICUs in the world?

5007
04:05:05,120 --> 04:05:05,960
Would you do me a favor?

5008
04:05:06,560 --> 04:05:07,800
Intensive care units.

5009
04:05:08,140 --> 04:05:09,640
Tell the suits about visiting hours.

5010
04:05:10,160 --> 04:05:13,320
I'll never get better with them assaulting me day and night with their questions.

5011
04:05:14,960 --> 04:05:17,000
Must be part of the Top Brass' inquiry.

5012
04:05:17,340 --> 04:05:18,620
More like an interrogation.

5013
04:05:19,140 --> 04:05:22,420
According to them, I'm a traitor and an accomplice to the boss's defection.

5014
04:05:23,860 --> 04:05:25,420
They're just looking for a scapegoat.

5015
04:05:26,020 --> 04:05:27,700
Does that mean they're after you, too?

5016
04:05:29,020 --> 04:05:32,140
Let's just say neither one of us is going to be made a national hero out of this.

5017
04:05:32,780 --> 04:05:34,880
Does this mean Fox is going to die?

5018
04:05:35,460 --> 04:05:35,780
No.

5019
04:05:36,340 --> 04:05:38,420
This Fox is still one step ahead of the Hounds.

5020
04:05:38,580 --> 04:05:40,240
The reason I came to see you today...

5021
04:05:40,240 --> 04:05:43,720
Jack, it's time for Fox to clear its name.

5022
04:05:43,960 --> 04:05:45,000
What are you talking about?

5023
04:05:45,420 --> 04:05:46,040
The situation was changed.

5024
04:05:46,040 --> 04:05:47,260
We've got your mother, Snake.

5025
04:05:47,340 --> 04:05:49,000
We've still got a chance to come out of this one alive.

5026
04:05:49,040 --> 04:05:50,240
Yeah, what kind of chance?

5027
04:05:50,440 --> 04:05:51,360
Don't get too excited.

5028
04:05:52,680 --> 04:05:54,180
Here, have a cigar.

5029
04:05:55,040 --> 04:05:55,620
It's Cuban.

5030
04:05:59,840 --> 04:06:01,740
It's a Cuban cigar, Snake.

5031
04:06:01,740 --> 04:06:04,740
This morning, I had a meeting with the CIA.

5032
04:06:05,680 --> 04:06:07,680
They decided when they're going to execute us?

5033
04:06:07,840 --> 04:06:08,080
No.

5034
04:06:10,060 --> 04:06:11,260
Something even bigger.

5035
04:06:12,820 --> 04:06:15,440
Yesterday, the White House received an unexpected...

5036
04:06:15,440 --> 04:06:16,320
The White House.

5037
04:06:16,580 --> 04:06:18,220
Or as it's known in France.

5038
04:06:18,960 --> 04:06:20,400
La Maison Blanche.

5039
04:06:22,900 --> 04:06:23,260
Call.

5040
04:06:25,400 --> 04:06:26,380
President Johnson.

5041
04:06:26,720 --> 04:06:29,100
Some lovely voice acting here now.

5042
04:06:30,320 --> 04:06:30,560
Yeah.

5043
04:06:30,900 --> 04:06:32,000
General Krull.

5044
04:06:32,500 --> 04:06:33,700
All hail Krull.

5045
04:06:33,960 --> 04:06:36,020
Sincerely, little girl.

5046
04:06:37,020 --> 04:06:37,660
Listen to this.

5047
04:06:38,420 --> 04:06:38,740
Yes.

5048
04:06:39,240 --> 04:06:40,180
President Johnson.

5049
04:06:44,560 --> 04:06:46,520
Yes, I hear you, Mr. Chairman.

5050
04:06:49,000 --> 04:06:52,080
It was a hotline call from Khrushchev to President Johnson.

5051
04:06:52,500 --> 04:06:53,040
From the head of the...

5052
04:06:53,040 --> 04:06:53,840
Hotline Blaine.

5053
04:06:54,220 --> 04:06:54,740
That's right.

5054
04:06:55,780 --> 04:07:05,280
A few days ago, one of our country's main design bureaus, OKB-754, was destroyed in a nuclear explosion.

5055
04:07:06,100 --> 04:07:15,160
At about the same time, our anti-aircraft radar picked up a signature that appeared to come from one of your military aircraft.

5056
04:07:15,920 --> 04:07:18,640
Does any of this sound familiar to you?

5057
04:07:20,120 --> 04:07:25,540
In retaliation, I have placed our armed forces on secondary alert.

5058
04:07:26,460 --> 04:07:34,480
Depending on your response, I may be left with no choice but to order the military to maximum alert and unleash Armageddon.

5059
04:07:35,480 --> 04:07:42,460
With the help of your predecessor, I was able to survive the Cuban incident.

5060
04:07:43,300 --> 04:07:47,740
But my power is not as great as it once was.

5061
04:07:48,660 --> 04:07:55,180
If I am to survive this crisis, I must have your full cooperation.

5062
04:07:56,820 --> 04:07:59,440
I should have contacted you myself.

5063
04:08:00,100 --> 04:08:04,600
Did you know that one of our soldiers defected to your country a week ago?

5064
04:08:04,860 --> 04:08:06,200
No.

5065
04:08:07,380 --> 04:08:09,100
So you haven't heard that.

5066
04:08:10,040 --> 04:08:15,600
The man who arranged the defection was a group colonel by the name of Yevgeny Borosevich Volgen.

5067
04:08:15,860 --> 04:08:17,640
That's the Electric Ireland lad.

5068
04:08:18,620 --> 04:08:19,180
Pinergia.

5069
04:08:20,540 --> 04:08:23,120
The guy who came on the scene earlier on.

5070
04:08:23,960 --> 04:08:24,680
Who was going...

5071
04:08:26,680 --> 04:08:56,120
Kanamara. Kanamara. Volgen. Colonel Volgen. Magkunt. Volgen. Of the Brezhne faction. Go on. Who is the soldier? Her name is the boss. She's a living legend. During World War II, she was the one who led us to victory in that war.

5072
04:08:56,120 --> 04:09:21,940
In Russia, you know her as Voyavoda. You mean the boss? The mother of your special forces? Yes, that's the one. And she took two miniature nuclear shells along with her. The boss took two miniature nuclear shells? I'm afraid so. I believe they were a gift for her new hosts.

5073
04:09:22,940 --> 04:09:34,760
You expect me to believe that this was all the work of a single soldier? I don't know what else to tell you. The army insists that this is all a ploy on your part.

5074
04:09:35,420 --> 04:09:48,420
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Our government had nothing to do with it. And I would like dearly to believe you. However, I'm afraid my power over the military has weakened since the Cubanism.

5075
04:09:48,420 --> 04:09:54,540
I will need some kind of proof. Such a sketch conversation. Like, why would they be talking like this?

5076
04:09:54,540 --> 04:10:01,800
What if we can't prove our innocence? Is this what really was meant to have gone on during the Cuban Missile Crisis?

5077
04:10:01,960 --> 04:10:06,660
Was it not Kennedy with the Cuban Missile Crisis? And Brezhnev? Why is he talking to Johnson?

5078
04:10:06,800 --> 04:10:09,780
We mean the beginning of a new world war.

5079
04:10:12,420 --> 04:10:19,180
To put it simply, in order to avoid a full-scale nuclear conflict, we have to prove that America was not involved in that explosion.

5080
04:10:19,980 --> 04:10:23,240
And eliminating the boss ourselves will prove America's innocence?

5081
04:10:24,240 --> 04:10:24,680
Right.

5082
04:10:24,860 --> 04:10:25,640
This is ten years before.

5083
04:10:26,220 --> 04:10:30,080
The higher-ups have decided that you're the only one capable of pulling this off.

5084
04:10:31,240 --> 04:10:36,820
You were her last apprentice. Screw this one up and we'll both be six feet under. There's no choice.

5085
04:10:38,820 --> 04:10:40,880
Are the Russians going to be helping us?

5086
04:10:42,040 --> 04:10:47,540
The KGB has promised to lend us one of their communications satellites so that you and I can talk to each other.

5087
04:10:49,380 --> 04:10:50,100
That's it?

5088
04:10:50,480 --> 04:10:52,680
They've also put us in touch with a couple of insiders.

5089
04:10:53,520 --> 04:10:53,920
Insiders?

5090
04:10:54,980 --> 04:10:59,140
There was a defection in September 1960. Do you remember it?

5091
04:11:00,200 --> 04:11:03,860
You mean the two NSA codebreakers who went over to the Soviet Union?

5092
04:11:04,200 --> 04:11:07,720
NSA codebreakers who went over to the Soviet Union?

5093
04:11:09,140 --> 04:11:10,180
Eddie Snowden.

5094
04:11:10,800 --> 04:11:12,320
Eddie Snowden's dad.

5095
04:11:13,420 --> 04:11:16,220
Who was working for the NSA in 65.

5096
04:11:21,060 --> 04:11:22,580
Eddie Snowplow.

5097
04:11:23,980 --> 04:11:34,940
Any need for that? That little loop there.

5098
04:11:35,980 --> 04:11:37,200
Have been this kind of...

5099
04:11:37,200 --> 04:11:40,840
Since then, they've apparently been training with the KGB.

5100
04:11:41,180 --> 04:11:42,760
Exactly this kind of situation.

5101
04:11:43,440 --> 04:11:45,000
Their codenames are Adam and Eva.

5102
04:11:45,420 --> 04:11:46,140
Sure enough.

5103
04:11:46,820 --> 04:11:47,960
That's just sure enough.

5104
04:11:48,080 --> 04:11:48,160
Sure.

5105
04:11:48,160 --> 04:11:51,040
I've been told that Adam has infiltrated Vulcan's ranks.

5106
04:11:52,920 --> 04:11:55,640
We've also arranged for him to provide you with an escape route.

5107
04:11:55,720 --> 04:11:56,940
It's a one-man flying pod.

5108
04:11:56,940 --> 04:11:58,760
You'll need to rendezvous with him when you get there.

5109
04:11:59,580 --> 04:12:03,220
It's a single-unit delivery system flying pod.

5110
04:12:03,400 --> 04:12:05,220
Amazon snake pod.

5111
04:12:07,620 --> 04:12:12,340
Once inside the pod, you will fly down to your destination target.

5112
04:12:15,780 --> 04:12:16,340
Control.

5113
04:12:16,700 --> 04:12:17,940
Unidentified aircraft detected.

5114
04:12:18,080 --> 04:12:19,440
Altitude 30,000 feet.

5115
04:12:28,280 --> 04:12:30,440
It's not Tai Lopez, lads.

5116
04:12:30,500 --> 04:12:31,520
It's not Tai Lopez.

5117
04:12:31,820 --> 04:12:32,840
Exceeding Mach 3.

5118
04:12:33,580 --> 04:12:34,260
Bearing South.

5119
04:12:34,920 --> 04:12:36,000
I'm about to lose it.

5120
04:12:36,000 --> 04:12:37,000
Oh!

5121
04:12:37,000 --> 04:12:37,400
Oh!

5122
04:12:37,400 --> 04:12:38,000
Oh!

5123
04:12:38,000 --> 04:13:00,360
Snake, let's go over your mission objectives one more time.

5124
04:13:01,180 --> 04:13:02,180
Rescue Sokolon.

5125
04:13:02,980 --> 04:13:04,840
Find out what's happened to the Shagahod.

5126
04:13:05,520 --> 04:13:06,600
Then destroy it.

5127
04:13:07,100 --> 04:13:09,220
And finally, eliminate the boss.

5128
04:13:10,060 --> 04:13:11,200
Eliminate the boss?

5129
04:13:11,620 --> 04:13:14,760
This mission will be codenamed Operation Snake.

5130
04:13:15,460 --> 04:13:18,360
Because I'll be taking on the boss in our Cobra unit, right?

5131
04:13:18,700 --> 04:13:20,220
Don't forget about Colonel Volker.

5132
04:13:20,600 --> 04:13:21,840
I'm not a hired killer.

5133
04:13:22,680 --> 04:13:23,040
I know.

5134
04:13:23,040 --> 04:13:23,480
I think I saved it.

5135
04:13:23,480 --> 04:13:24,640
But that was the Kremlin's demand.

5136
04:13:25,440 --> 04:13:26,840
I think I saved it.

5137
04:13:27,300 --> 04:13:28,040
I'm hoping I did.

5138
04:13:28,100 --> 04:13:28,880
I've got a link here.

5139
04:13:31,320 --> 04:13:32,760
This could be the out for the night.

5140
04:13:34,220 --> 04:13:36,620
Because I can't go back to Metal Gear after seeing this again.

5141
04:13:37,700 --> 04:13:38,680
If it is what it is.

5142
04:13:44,260 --> 04:13:44,820
It's not.

5143
04:13:46,000 --> 04:13:46,340
Fuck.

5144
04:13:46,340 --> 04:14:01,540
Yeah.

5145
04:14:01,660 --> 04:14:01,840
Yeah.

5146
04:14:01,900 --> 04:14:02,220
It is.

5147
04:14:02,260 --> 04:14:02,520
It is.

5148
04:14:02,560 --> 04:14:02,780
It is.

5149
04:14:02,780 --> 04:14:03,200
We've got it.

5150
04:14:03,200 --> 04:14:06,180
The story of Remitly Money Transfers.

5151
04:14:06,620 --> 04:14:07,800
One minute 42.

5152
04:14:08,100 --> 04:14:09,880
I thought it was going to be a bit longer than that.

5153
04:14:09,940 --> 04:14:10,920
I thought it was going to be five minutes.

5154
04:14:11,040 --> 04:14:12,120
But I mean, who knows?

5155
04:14:12,140 --> 04:14:15,420
It could be short enough and sweet enough to see us out for tonight.

5156
04:14:15,420 --> 04:14:19,400
The story of Remitly Money Transfers.

5157
04:14:19,940 --> 04:14:21,660
It's probably not even as good as I thought.

5158
04:14:21,740 --> 04:14:23,780
But I thought that about the other stuff the other night as well.

5159
04:14:23,880 --> 04:14:25,440
And it could turn out to be fucking weird.

5160
04:14:26,880 --> 04:14:27,200
Remitly.

5161
04:14:28,360 --> 04:14:28,800
Remitly.

5162
04:14:30,100 --> 04:14:30,540
Remitly.

5163
04:14:32,160 --> 04:14:32,520
Money.

5164
04:14:34,520 --> 04:14:34,960
Transfers.

5165
04:14:34,960 --> 04:14:44,940
Now we've got to move.

5166
04:14:45,780 --> 04:14:46,140
Okay.

5167
04:14:46,140 --> 04:14:46,420
Three.

5168
04:14:52,420 --> 04:14:52,860
Okay.

5169
04:14:53,000 --> 04:14:54,540
The story of...

5170
04:14:54,540 --> 04:14:55,160
And this is...

5171
04:14:55,160 --> 04:14:55,480
This is...

5172
04:14:55,480 --> 04:14:56,900
Four...

5173
04:14:56,900 --> 04:14:58,140
Fucking four years.

5174
04:14:58,240 --> 04:14:58,720
Like...

5175
04:14:58,720 --> 04:15:00,520
I've never seen this until the other day.

5176
04:15:00,680 --> 04:15:02,000
I saw it twice in the one week.

5177
04:15:02,000 --> 04:15:09,880
Please be good.

5178
04:15:09,980 --> 04:15:10,720
Please be good.

5179
04:15:10,880 --> 04:15:12,680
Please be as good as I remember.

5180
04:15:13,020 --> 04:15:14,600
Hope it's not like a fucking...

5181
04:15:14,600 --> 04:15:15,700
Not that good.

5182
04:15:15,760 --> 04:15:17,180
But maybe it could have been better.

5183
04:15:18,660 --> 04:15:19,940
To be honest...

5184
04:15:19,940 --> 04:15:22,380
I don't think we're going to be able to top the...

5185
04:15:22,380 --> 04:15:26,140
The conspiracy of the fucking YouTube Twitch growth streamers.

5186
04:15:26,420 --> 04:15:27,680
Don't think that's going to be topped.

5187
04:15:28,060 --> 04:15:29,840
We've got something here that could see us out.

5188
04:15:30,520 --> 04:15:33,720
I can see the chat.

5189
04:15:33,720 --> 04:15:34,120
Okay.

5190
04:15:36,500 --> 04:15:37,100
Okay.

5191
04:15:39,500 --> 04:15:42,960
I started Remitly after living abroad.

5192
04:15:43,480 --> 04:15:47,820
And seeing how painful, how expensive, how inconvenient it was to send money internationally.

5193
04:15:47,820 --> 04:15:52,800
I started the company to really disrupt the $500 billion remittance industry.

5194
04:15:53,480 --> 04:15:58,960
Of the $500 billion that is sent home every year, 8% goes to fees.

5195
04:15:59,480 --> 04:16:01,680
That 8% is $40 billion.

5196
04:16:01,680 --> 04:16:01,880
$40 billion.

5197
04:16:01,880 --> 04:16:02,960
$40 billion.

5198
04:16:02,960 --> 04:16:03,960
$40 billion.

5199
04:16:03,960 --> 04:16:07,800
Earned by people living away from their family.

5200
04:16:07,800 --> 04:16:09,360
Missing their family.

5201
04:16:09,360 --> 04:16:11,200
Is not only taken.

5202
04:16:11,200 --> 04:16:14,060
But it's taken in a way that is not transparent.

5203
04:16:14,060 --> 04:16:16,560
And the way that it's delivered back home is inconvenient.

5204
04:16:16,560 --> 04:16:18,280
It takes the power away from the customer.

5205
04:16:18,960 --> 04:16:30,700
And the great thing is because of smartphone growth and mobile phone growth generally, you can give the control and the power to people's fingertips to be able to get more money back in a much more affordable, more transparent way.

5206
04:16:30,940 --> 04:16:38,400
And we focus so much on building out that product that is very much scalable that we're really excited to take it into the backyard of our competitors.

5207
04:16:38,860 --> 04:16:44,580
Because we believe that when you put the customer first and you put the product first, that's how you win.

5208
04:16:44,780 --> 04:16:50,160
Our business, I think, has the opportunity to really transform hundreds of millions of lives around the planet.

5209
04:16:50,500 --> 04:16:58,260
Our goal, our mission, our vision as a company is to help those hundreds of millions of customers get that money back in a fundamentally better and more convenient way.

5210
04:16:58,260 --> 04:16:59,780
And that's what motivates me every day.

5211
04:16:59,780 --> 04:17:06,440
We've got a really underserved market, an opportunity to create a huge amount of value to customers.

5212
04:17:06,800 --> 04:17:16,040
I just thought, like, what if I made an advert for my own channel for the YouTube and it was, it's me trying to persuade people and saying, like, stuff like this.

5213
04:17:16,540 --> 04:17:17,940
And our vision as a company is to help.

5214
04:17:18,180 --> 04:17:19,080
Has the opportunity.

5215
04:17:19,340 --> 04:17:20,220
Please watch the video.

5216
04:17:20,320 --> 04:17:23,600
To really transform hundreds of millions of lives around the planet.

5217
04:17:24,020 --> 04:17:24,420
Our goal.

5218
04:17:24,820 --> 04:17:26,500
I just want to fucking transform.

5219
04:17:26,960 --> 04:17:28,460
I want to transform lives.

5220
04:17:29,180 --> 04:17:35,160
And I feel like when you're on the same journey as me, then we're both on the fucking right train to somewhere.

5221
04:17:35,700 --> 04:17:37,640
And we've got that music going in the background.

5222
04:17:37,760 --> 04:17:37,940
It's like.

5223
04:17:43,540 --> 04:17:45,200
Maybe we could fucking maybe do that.

5224
04:17:45,720 --> 04:17:53,280
Well, our mission, our vision as a company is to help those hundreds of millions of customers get that money back in a fundamentally better and more convenient way.

5225
04:17:53,300 --> 04:17:54,820
And that's what motivates me every day.

5226
04:17:55,980 --> 04:18:01,420
We've got a really underserved market, an opportunity to create a huge amount of value to customers.

5227
04:18:01,760 --> 04:18:09,760
And so our job is to really serve that customer to deliver on our promises so they can actually deliver on their promises to their loved ones back home.

5228
04:18:10,220 --> 04:18:11,420
And we're just getting started.

5229
04:18:11,420 --> 04:18:11,420
And we're just getting started.

5230
04:18:11,420 --> 04:18:15,900
I like the way he said to our loved ones back home.

5231
04:18:16,600 --> 04:18:17,740
And we're just getting started.

5232
04:18:19,060 --> 04:18:22,400
So they can actually deliver on their promises to their loved ones back home.

5233
04:18:23,280 --> 04:18:24,580
Do their loved ones back home.

5234
04:18:25,760 --> 04:18:26,940
And we're just getting started.

5235
04:18:27,580 --> 04:18:30,840
Deliver on our promises.

5236
04:18:31,100 --> 04:18:34,140
So they can actually deliver on their promises to their loved ones back home.

5237
04:18:34,580 --> 04:18:35,800
And we're just getting started.

5238
04:18:36,800 --> 04:18:41,540
I like that little fucking refrain at the end.

5239
04:18:41,660 --> 04:18:44,640
Just a weight of seriousness just added to it.

5240
04:18:46,920 --> 04:18:47,580
It started.

5241
04:18:57,180 --> 04:19:03,320
Imagine doing that as a pisteca that are like kind of serious stuff where you're going.

5242
04:19:03,800 --> 04:19:07,920
And we're going to change the way the world thinks about things.

5243
04:19:11,040 --> 04:19:16,640
Because at the end of the day, we're all just humans, right?

5244
04:19:17,200 --> 04:19:20,820
And like just keep on going and start crying.

5245
04:19:21,720 --> 04:19:23,040
Because we want you to fucking.

5246
04:19:23,880 --> 04:19:25,640
We just want to make the world a better place.

5247
04:19:27,200 --> 04:19:31,300
Because of smartphone growth and mobile phone growth generally.

5248
04:19:31,300 --> 04:19:35,080
You can give really the control and the power to people's fingertips.

5249
04:19:35,380 --> 04:19:38,640
To be able to get more money back in a much more affordable, more transparent way.

5250
04:19:39,000 --> 04:19:42,920
And we focus so much on building out that product that is very much scalable.

5251
04:19:43,460 --> 04:19:46,320
That we're really excited to take it into the backyard of our competitors.

5252
04:19:46,780 --> 04:19:52,520
Because we believe that when you put the customer first and you put the product first, that's how you win.

5253
04:19:52,720 --> 04:19:58,100
Our business, I think, has the opportunity to really transform hundreds of millions of lives around the planet.

5254
04:19:58,460 --> 04:20:05,440
Our goal, our mission, our vision as a company is to help those hundreds of millions of customers get that money back in a fundamentally better.

5255
04:20:06,160 --> 04:20:10,420
I think the standout points were the emphasis on billions as well.

5256
04:20:10,420 --> 04:20:35,940
So what does it do?

5257
04:20:35,940 --> 04:20:38,400
Visit remotely or download, is it a good thing, is it?

5258
04:20:39,140 --> 04:20:40,340
It's probably a good thing, is it?

5259
04:20:40,780 --> 04:20:42,960
He's really selling it like it's a good thing.

5260
04:20:43,760 --> 04:20:46,500
Send money to trusted banks all over the world.

5261
04:20:46,920 --> 04:20:49,840
Talk to a real person on our customer care team at any hour.

5262
04:20:50,700 --> 04:20:51,300
More money.

5263
04:20:52,100 --> 04:20:54,440
Makes it home to your loved ones thanks to no hidden fees.

5264
04:20:55,280 --> 04:20:56,060
Aye, fair enough.

5265
04:20:56,160 --> 04:20:56,960
Yeah, fair enough.

5266
04:20:59,180 --> 04:21:05,460
It's got, do you know, a lot of people, some people will be like, oh yeah, fucking advertising soulless and all that.

5267
04:21:05,520 --> 04:21:11,020
But that does have more soul than, say, fucking tube follow or whatever that was.

5268
04:21:11,160 --> 04:21:12,960
Fucking stream follow.

5269
04:21:14,960 --> 04:21:17,980
That's fucking, it's insane.

5270
04:21:19,020 --> 04:21:20,560
Someone saying it's a scam there.

5271
04:21:21,080 --> 04:21:22,840
I don't think Remitly's a scam.

5272
04:21:23,420 --> 04:21:25,200
He's actually convinced me, your man.

5273
04:21:25,640 --> 04:21:29,580
I was putting it on because I thought there was something to laugh at.

5274
04:21:29,640 --> 04:21:35,560
But I mean, I actually felt quite touched and emotional there at the end, you know, when he was going on about the fucking, just getting started.

5275
04:21:36,460 --> 04:21:37,740
You only hear that bit again?

5276
04:21:39,480 --> 04:21:40,660
And we're just getting started.

5277
04:21:45,760 --> 04:21:46,740
We're just getting started.

5278
04:21:46,960 --> 04:21:52,780
So we'll see you tomorrow for more Metal Gear Solid 3 because we're just getting started.

5279
04:21:54,760 --> 04:21:55,900
Thanks for watching, everybody.

5280
04:21:56,440 --> 04:21:57,740
And we'll see you tomorrow because...

5281
04:21:57,740 --> 04:21:58,720
And we're just getting started.

5282
04:21:58,780 --> 04:21:59,440
We're just getting started.

5283
04:22:00,720 --> 04:22:01,620
Good night, everybody.

5284
04:22:01,920 --> 04:22:02,860
Thanks for watching the stream.

5285
04:22:03,600 --> 04:22:04,940
I will see you tomorrow because...

5286
04:22:04,940 --> 04:22:06,500
We're just getting started.