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the toast of nananthinser the toast of nananthinser okay the toast of nananthinser okay

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hello line four good evening okay the toast of nananthinser okay the toast of nananthinser okay

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the toast of nananthinser okay hello line four good evening the toast of nananthinser treasy the

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toast of nananthinser treasy the toast of nananthinser treasy greatly enhanced his reputation i love women

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i love women i love women you are a liar you are a liar i love women i love women i love women

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you are a liar you have been peddling lies is that the best you can come up with you have been peddling

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lies is that the best is that the best is that the best you can come up with you have been peddling lies

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is that the best you can come up with you have been peddling lies is that the best is that the best

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is that the best you can come up with you hammered your mother don't you have a life you hammered your

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mother don't you have a life you hammered your mother don't you have a life you hammered your mother don't

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you have a life you hammered your mother hello line four good talk semi be here

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fuck you deputy steik spiders big shout out to the pump out the stout boys keeping it lit keeping it real

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you're back in it again another francis higgins mix live francis higgins dot com

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brought to you by zurich brought to you the mix is brought to you by zurich

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zurichchimp dot ii zurich filth dot ii you deputy stack

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we're bringing it back we're bringing it back to the old tile old time style the right price tile style

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make sure you've got your grouting done

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don't be giving out any more about the fucking tile work i had done in your bathroom yeah that's right

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we were tiling your bathroom last night while you slept no one knew not even you

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you woke up this morning and you said boohoo because it wasn't the right kind of delf that you

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wanted the one that you seen on the shelf when you were in right price tiles the last day

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socially distanced trying to choose the right tiles for the bathroom that you wanted but you couldn't

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get them because they didn't have them in stock they said they'd have them this week

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yeah we went and got them for you and did the job but you woke up this morning that the tiles

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were wrong you had a little cry and then you decided to go along with what we'd done

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but then you you ripped it up and you took it back again

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fuck sorry sorry sorry real fucking fuck up there the flow was i was really getting into the flow there

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was i don't know where the tile the the right price tiles thread came out of um a fuck up on my part

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there i i said right i said tile instead of style it didn't make sense then i decided you know what

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keep going down the tile road there there might be something there in the in the tiles and uh

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initially i thought yeah the like we did a job in your bathroom and you didn't know and then you woke up

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and you you'd like them but um i ran into a bit of a cul-de-sac there where i couldn't rhyme anything with

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the wrong and i could have reached for bong could have said song

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king kong there was a there was loads of different rhymes there just didn't have them and that's the

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way it goes sometimes when you're when you're when you're a hardcore hip-hop freestyler you might not

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know it i doubt you do i doubt any of you do but thanks very much for sticking with it anyway and

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tuning in um let's get down to this look at this bleeding hard photography unbelievable stuff here

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it's a buddha eamon's comfy chair eamon ryan's comfy chair thank you very much

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strong yeah could have read said get along uh beer pong dead yeah dead end night on the tiles bang

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a hard style tile and flooring incorporated look at those lads

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thank you very much brian prenderville for your tip there brian

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oh where are we where are we oh yeah take that off the screen take that i like the beats though i like the beats

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who's that lad look do you see that like then

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go back

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did he ever dare to dream it did he ever dare to dream it

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what an amazing statue as well

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or a an amazing piece of graft you wouldn't get that downright price tiles sure you wouldn't

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but um he looks mightily unimpressed your man

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vicar's acting consultation thank you very much

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if i if i went all the way to japan to see that sort of stuff right you've seen this you've got there

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you've traveled around unbelievable scenery impressive structures sculptures statues

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and this is the level of impressed that you were

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traveled all around to japan last week to see some stuff it was nice

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seeing a massive Buddha on the side of a cliff

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he was looking kind of sleepy it must have been a hundred feet tall or something

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200 feet 300 feet i don't know

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but i have to tell you something when it came down to the brass tacks and the photograph attack

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i didn't realize that my face looked unimpressed

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right okay we'll move on from there i i just put the um google search image search into the uh

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slideshow and it throws up any old image so you don't know what you're gonna get and i gotta tell you

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something that is a real strange one as well i just put in japanese scenes into uh youtube

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just so that i'd have something to play as the background to this uh rap tune but some of the

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stuff that was coming on this is youtube now some of the suggestions they give you is uh it's pretty full on

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put it this way you have to sign in to watch some of the stuff

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and put it this way i'm not even going to show you the thumbnails

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look at this lad i think uh we don't need to play the game we can just look through google image search

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photographs of japan look at him man he's fucked

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hard night on the sake that's what your face looks like after a night on the sake bonners

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your man had he had a few sake bonners last night and he was fucking goosed

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all right we can bring that music up

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i'd like to have that as much be able to put my face behind that picture but i can't

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unfortunately i can't put my face behind that picture

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uh thank you very much vickers acting consultation i uh i went into a bit of a fucking vickers brock vickers

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uh rabbit hole last night after the stream i had a little look and there's a there's a there's a whole

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load of stuff there but i'm not gonna play it on this because she's just gonna i don't want it to turn

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into a free-for-all but um check it out man

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some good stuff there let's continue this game anyway i hope you're all getting on well it's a friday

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afternoon it's pissing down it's rainy it's july weather

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we've got a game and we've got a game there's like 20 i read i read up i saw this 20 odd missions left man

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20 odd story missions i'm not gonna do side quests them i just go and do the story missions like

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tell a few stories

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so we're after the uncle the uncle is uh ghost the mongols have him if you if you don't know who the

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mongols are they're a pack of wild mongols and they're from if this is japan then i imagine they're

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they're out west this could be the whole japan no

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kubara kubara kubara look at all this stuff saggle that could be their version that could be the

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japanese version of sligo and and it's positioned well enough as well on the west of the island

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that would make that dairy i suppose or bunkrana but there there's no similarity in the spell in there

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if you think sligo as well sounds like uh kind of japanese kind of name

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master lord lord oshimura sligo

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what's that yoshi

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all right let's go and do these missions so let's go to your one the late the tale of lady masako

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let's go and let's go and find my lady masako see what she's got brewing up for us

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in the situation room of japan slippery fist thank you very much slippery fist

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very very nice to have your presence felt in this chat in this uh stream on the train to galway from

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dublin supermax and viper what a combo that's that's a nice little combination slippery fist but will the

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5g will the 4g or even 3g connection hold i know you can't rely upon the train internet as well because

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the train internet is just a 3g modem which then spits out a wi-fi signal amongst the hundred or so

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passengers per cab which is not a great situation to have i've been there i've been through it i've been

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there every time i'm on the train i'm there so i can sympathize with you there hopefully it's enough to

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keep you going

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train wi-fi is a joke lucy you're right you're goddamn right and the sooner you know darren wake up

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and realize what's gone wrong with their internet the better in fact we should all take a few sticks of

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bamboo down to head office i've been rogeron and fucking bamboozle the cunts

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let's get fucking stuck in here get stuck in for a nice session nice game session

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i forgot i have a horse now a little whistle there watch mind the dogs as well i heard people are going

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around nicking dogs and they're going around whistling waiting for dogs to come out and then when the dogs

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come out they fucking nick them and sell them on or they go make them fight

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the lockdown has resulted in increased demand in cute pets demand is high so when demand is high you're

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going to get a load of the dog boys trying to get a big supply of fluff from in and around the residential areas of the country

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why one word dingle is that where it's going on

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yeah we don't know who's doing the dog nicking but they're bad eggs

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look at them look at the sheep then realize they're not sheep what are they goats are they

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oh no now it's mongol territory so this is the cool little thing about now we're going looking for a

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mission you follow the wind to follow the mission to find uh where your next story mission is but you

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could end up straining to mongol territory a bit of a history lesson for me as well oh watch out there's

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mongolese dogs here but i'm on horseback so we should be able to outrun them um history lesson here is

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i never knew the mongolese went all the way over to japan was genghis khan involved in that was he

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look at that ibex

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we're on yochi's slope here

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and what about that mongolese barbecue in uh in temple bar did fucking

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was genghis involved in that was he did he have a steak in that as in a steak like he had shares in

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it not did he turn up and eaten it i doubt he would have bothered his hole coming all the way over

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the japanese pushed them out did they nice getting a bit of history into the mix here while i'm doing

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this when you get the ak-47 i don't think you get the ak-47 at all there's no guns in this

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but uh the invented gunpowder did they not or was that the chinese

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we don't know history i'm not really great with the japanese history

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i've never been to china myself but i heard the fucking history there is class like

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follow the captain sacks thank you very much that was the chinese okay i get you game worth the purchase

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well i'm i'm justifying the purchase i'm gonna see it out look at the state of this stand up

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i wasn't wanting to get into a standoff here but now here we are here we are i might just slap this

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head this lad's head off and then run away yeah nice slash there lovely slash

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lovely slash and then back on the horsey and then away we go again great stuff

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um justifying the purchase anyway i don't know if it's worth the purchase yet

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but i bought it at an alarming price

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uh of 59 or 69.99 on the store the playstation store because i knew it was coming out last night

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so i thought i'd do stream then and then see how we get on with this and uh it's money that you pay you

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don't want to give up the game because you paid the money so

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journal updated the journal.ie is being updated

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you can move down that way we might actually delve into the journal while we're playing the game today

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so that we can see do you know the other day we were looking at the journal comments

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idea could be that we could break up the gameplay

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by dipping into breaking news stories just to see the comments as they come in the news stories breaking

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isn't what i'm interested in i'm interested in seeing journal news comments breaking

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so we've got a great 47 minutes old story here i'm already just into it here we have a 51 year old

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passenger arrested after bomb threat made against ryan air flight on the flight itself bit of a silly one

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bit of a dumb move was it a joke gone wrong pranks pranks gone wrong insane you won't believe the outcome on youtube

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a large police presence awaited the aircraft as it touched down at garda mon garda demon airport 50

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kilometers northeast of oslo is it just me or was this is this the second time in a week that this has happened

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british national oh

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has been arrested flying from london to oslo received a bomb threat the second threat against

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ryan air in a week it is the second threat what's the fucking story there is this people who are

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hell-bent on preventing air travel

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real covid fucking covid come down merchants

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alan's after you four years in the biz how come they never mentioned the nationality of the tourists on

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the krakow to dublin flight

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hmm nationalities countries different races people nationalities mention do you know

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is their nationality important tommy roach is clapping back but it's not a great clap back

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it's not a popular one it's not a popular one it's only a 12 up thumber whereas it's a 70 thumbs up for a four yearer so you've got the fucking apprentice outshining the master tommy roach with an et avatar

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jeff bateman's in in the mix and he's an eight year subscriber covet 19 frazzling some people's brains now

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more on this as we uh as we get it and i'm sure we will get it because there's a hell of a lot of people out there who are dying to get in i'm sure even if we refresh now we might even get something

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nope we won't back to the game we'll come back to that when it when it gets hot

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travel to the adachi estate

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where'd you get to the adachi estate

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oh not again these cunts are following me just because i slashed them up

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joking what's going on here i just crashed into a peasant

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i wonder should we save the peasants or should we fucking

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drive no fucking balls where's the horsey

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crazy maybe he's gone

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i will leave the peasants there whatever they must have done something wrong if they're getting

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fucking done in by mongols

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i was down the mongolian barbecue anyway and i was having some nice stuff there steaks and pork bellies and

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stuff like that and uh

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what where is this fucking horse and i got noodles and stuff like that and they were going oh

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we you know we we don't usually give the noodles out you can but we've got loads of this

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fucking basmati stuff or whatever the other kind of rice was and i said listen man i want noodles who do you think i am mongolese rice and it was a pun on the mongolese barbecue um and and mongolese and con and condolese but um they didn't really i mean there was no reaction from the guy who was serving

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and then there was another couple of people in the side of the restaurant who took umbrage to what i'd

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said and they thought they took it in a different way they they heard the first syllable of the the pun and thought i was fucking rabble rousing and being being an edgy kind of uh barbecue merchant

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what the hell happened to this lad he got fucking riced out of it

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what's a woman

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or it's a man you wouldn't know the way they're dressing

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it's got those wooden sandals on as well

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and that's the crack now with the samurais

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and all that kind of stuff those samurai books are all swords and sandals until you give them a slap

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beautiful scenery though and lovely uh lovely leaves

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would these be autumn leaves would they in japan you wouldn't know

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i hope the horse is okay

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i'm nearly here now

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adachi estate

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planadachi's after you calm down calm down calm down

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I told you that you were able to stop the crime.

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The one who was a woman of Adachi, is that you should protect your family?

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Search the guest house, search the main house. Okay. What the fuck? Fight! Tip L+R1 towards enemies to throw kunai. What the hell is kunai? Oh yeah. Great stuff.

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I don't know what kunai is, but it does the job. It's a projectile. Oh fuck. Fuck. See that?

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You just got Mayamoto'd. See this guy? End suffering. Nice.

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They're not Mongols and not bandits. I need to find out what happened here.

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Sumptuous colors. Lovely atmosphere. And this guy's still suffering.

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This guy's still suffering. You can search him while he's still alive.

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Nice.

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How would you sheathe the blade?

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Even just doing this. Pissing about doing this is class.

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Like that. Like that. See someone got fucking katana'd in Dublin there a few weeks ago.

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Supplies.

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Stream not looking so hot for me. Pretty pixelated. Is that the crack with everyone else is it?

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Pixelated.

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All good. All good. Do a refresh. Looks fine. Stream quality is poor. Fucking hell. Looks decent.

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It's blurry. Fucking hell.

221
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Are you serious? Graphics are proper.

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Do I, um, if I increase the output of the stream quality, will that give you, I mean, yeah, probably will give you fucking...

223
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If I, if I push like a... Because at the moment it's capped at three and a half or four.

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So if I pump up the fucking volume on that...

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I mean, it's grand when I stay still like this, but if I move around, you've got all these leaves moving around as well, you know?

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No, it's not PS4 Pro and I know there's people... There's loads of fucking people going, "Why are you playing this?" Not you, I'm not having to go with you, but there's people saying there, "Why are you playing it on fucking PS4?" That's like... That's like putting a Ferrari engine into a Nissan Micro.

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I mean, that's like bringing a Nissan Micro to a fucking Ferrari convention.

228
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Um... But it's still good enough to play like fucking hell just because it doesn't have an extra bit of sheen or glass on it.

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So the consensus is, it's clear on some people's screen, it's not on others.

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Uh... Search the shtables. Search the fucking shtables. Let's have a look at the shtables now.

231
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Where's these? Where's the shtables?

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Empty shtables. Someone took the GG's. Hey look, that looks like a... That doesn't look like a footprint there.

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What can... Someone's having a laugh there. Unless one of the horses sat down and had a rest and left an extra imprint.

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Uh... We don't know.

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Thank you very much Mama Duck. And Captain Sack, I don't know if I... I got you there. Thank you very much.

236
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We played Kurosawa mode for a little bit there in black and white there yesterday. I was...

237
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I was alright. It wasn't great.

238
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It wasn't great.

239
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Okay, let's update. Sorry, we've got news coming in here. We've got an extra two comments on the bomb flight.

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The Oslo bomb flight. We've got an extra two comments. As you know, we first started off with a real 70-thumber.

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With someone questioning, why didn't we ask the nationality of the tourists in the Krakow?

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Tommy Roach is back on that. Bateman said that the COVID is frazzling some people's brains. Now look at this. We've got a PlayStation 1 fan called Ludology 2014.

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Not a long-time member of the journal. Let's have a little look here. Were there any samurai or sumo wrestlers on the flight? I hear Ryanair is pro-mongol. And that's got one thumb up.

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And then Miss Miguel Sanchez, you're listening into this now, so you can tell if I'm right or I'm wrong. I believe it was never their intention to ground the plane as a whole. I believe what they wanted to do was create a situation where in the future, at the next airport, the plane could be searched for a bomb.

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Very good stuff there. This wasn't actually my intention that you'd pile in in the comments, but it's a nice surprise. And when I saw Ludology there, I thought, where have I fucking heard that name before?

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Very good. More on that stuff as we get it. And believe you and me, we've got it. And you know what? It's never ending. It's never gonna end.

247
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Look at that lad.

248
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100,000 mink are gonna get cold out in Aragon.

249
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Look, we'll stick to the game. I know you're here to see the game. It's not this. Look at the fucking colour.

250
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Unbelievable colour.

251
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So we're searching for more clues.

252
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Uncrediscovered location. Is that what we're... Oh, it's not.

253
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Where's this Lord Shimura? Where's he gone, Shimura?

254
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More footprints here.

255
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Yeah.

256
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The rider was being chased.

257
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And there's blood as well.

258
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It's gonna get dodgy. It's gonna get dodgy. It's getting dodgy anyway.

259
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Should do a Japanese version of this tune.

260
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With Japanese instruments. Instruments.

261
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Instruments.

262
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It's getting dodgy.

263
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It's getting dodgy.

264
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More of them here. Look.

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Journal updated.

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The tale of Lady Masako.

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Lad Mark. Thank you very much.

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And Aoife. Thank you very much.

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Very kind of you.

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Many samurai around Abbey Street.

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Dangerous buys.

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I don't know.

273
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Abbey Street.

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Adachi Estate.

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Fast travel.

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You can fast travel.

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No need for the horse now.

278
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There's no need to fucking go through all this beautiful scenery that they spent years making.

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Just fast travel, man.

280
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You're a chite.

281
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Didn't buy the game to fucking look at the scenery, man.

282
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I did just do shtabbing and slashing.

283
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If you've seen one leaf fall, you've seen a million.

284
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I'm not into colors.

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Unless the color is blood on the floor.

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The color is blood.

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The blood runs deep here.

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Look.

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Arrows.

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Footprints.

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Blood horns.

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These lad.

293
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These Mongolians have a fucking horn for the blood.

294
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D bar.

295
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Thank you very much for the D.

296
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Bar.

297
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10 euro.

298
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Great gameplay.

299
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Thank you very much.

300
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Great graphics.

301
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Great atmosphere.

302
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Thank you very much.

303
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Even though I can't really take any credit for the graphics.

304
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Maybe I could.

305
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I think maybe some of these guys.

306
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Guys who made the game probably were looking towards me.

307
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For inspiration before it was made.

308
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Before it was even made.

309
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Ryan O'Reilly.

310
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Thank you very much.

311
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Someone else's horse.

312
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Can we steal it?

313
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You can't.

314
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You can't.

315
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Should have black and white mode where blood.

316
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Only blood appears red.

317
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Like Kill Bill.

318
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Or like that.

319
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Game that was on the.

320
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The Wii.

321
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The Wii.

322
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That was black and white like Sin City.

323
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I think that had blood in it.

324
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Have I gone off the fucking.

325
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Beaten track here.

326
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Saying that.

327
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You wouldn't want to stay on that track.

328
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You might get beaten.

329
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The way the fucking.

330
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The fucking.

331
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The footprints and the blood were showing.

332
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It was a dodgy place to be.

333
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Ah look.

334
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Some horse got slayed here.

335
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Fucking slain castle.

336
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,180
He just got fucking chili peppered at slain men.

337
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Before you too came on.

338
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Your flea's class.

339
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Flea's the best beast.

340
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Japanese stuff is class.

341
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*repeat*

342
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*repeat*

343
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Who's dead? The uncle who's...

344
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*repeat*

345
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Pass?

346
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,300
What?

347
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:12,220
what does she more no closer to Mononoy tammy was still orymas oh on a shima

348
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:17,640
this in there was more she like a gata turn she never seen

349
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:31,300
see take a ride with me wasn't that in Manhunter that's when Francis dollar

350
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:35,800
Hyde was trying to get with the blind woman did he say something like ride with

351
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:47,200
me journal has been updated let's let's find out if it has though operation Tara

352
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:59,020
is after you 2.5 milli worth of drools as well as significant amount of paraphernalia

353
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:27,520
using the making of X see or as it's known in the States X and Benzos the Benzos are after you the Benzo boys Logan Shepherd you won't want to mess with Logan we're not going to take the piss out of Logan otherwise he might fucking shepherd us with the beast look the size of the fucking beast head considering drug seizures are usually accepted to be a relatively small percentage of the overall amount we must have a fairly large drugs market here

354
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hmm that is a good point 109 thomas the guards oh yeah the lockdown it's been easier for the guards to target suspicious movements and imports yeah the guards are having a real good field day due to COVID maybe that's all part of the planned emic

355
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,720
Plandemic.

356
00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:05,460
Sorry, I just fucking got lost there.

357
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:10,400
Started thinking about the whole fucking thing being a plan.

358
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:12,740
Plandemic. The movie.

359
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Resume the Tale of Lady.

360
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:22,280
Sorry, we got lost on the journal and we fucking forgot about the Tale of Lady Masako.

361
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,320
We need to move fast.

362
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,120
Come on, Masako.

363
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Sushi... Sushi... Sushi, my daughter, I eat. Thank you very much.

364
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:41,760
I worry.

365
00:44:54,720 --> 00:45:06,160
I worry you might strain your eyes with those sunglasses on, say, Sujima.ie.

366
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:14,400
But, um, you'd think that, but it actually feels better to have them on because you're not letting in as much light off the screens.

367
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Then the flip side of that coin is you might miss details. Like, I've been getting killed, so I can blame it on that, actually. So it's kind of a positive in that sense as well. If I'm shit at the game, I can just go out to the shades, like, you know.

368
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:51,180
sister got done the grandchildren got done and even little natsu fucking wiped out

369
00:45:51,180 --> 00:46:04,300
that's one japanese village that's never gonna come back from that attack

370
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:48,580
yeah shame about the village we're gonna have to do something about that can you commit sudoku we might do that yeah when you've lost the battle you can't surrender you have to commit sudoku it's getting dojo

371
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:59,580
he's getting dojo talk to dojo 1850 revenge must wait they deserve death we're gonna go with deserve death here

372
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:28,580
i thought about playing you know i did think about playing football manager there uh as slygo but uh i thought it'd be so boring would it really boring if you're not into that at least anyone people can watch this

373
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The sumptuous graphics.

374
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Of this.

375
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Doesn't look very golden to me.

376
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Red, at best.

377
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Crimson.

378
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Look at that pagoda.

379
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Ancient.

380
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:09,120
How are you doing?

381
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:10,160
What's the crack?

382
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,260
It's an honor to meet you.

383
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:50,380
Yeah, Football Manager doesn't lend itself to a stream, and that's coming from Yates County, someone who would probably bleed red and white of Sligo rovers.

384
00:48:54,380 --> 00:49:15,960
You would bleed red anyway, but they'd be a white thrown in as well. Look at these, what are they? Water Buffalo, are they? Fucking... There was some of those in Shenmue as well. Some kind of land cow.

385
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:31,700
I can make sure your bow is sound. Whatever you can do, I'd appreciate the honor is mine. It's a yak.

386
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,640
Half bow. Yeah, we'll do the upgrade.

387
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,600
I'm afraid of that. I don't have enough material, samurai-sama.

388
00:49:41,600 --> 00:50:05,780
So, we're gonna level up our bow here. We found a bow here. And what this is, a lady who will sheathe your bow with a brand new wrap. Increase its damage, its draw speed range, stability, reload speed, and zoom. Thank you very much, Bag of Sushlime, for your tip.

389
00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:15,580
Let's have a look. Bow 5, bow 2. Not enough resources. So we'll have to leave Lee Boyer there.

390
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:16,680
There you.

391
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,680
We'll come back to you there soon enough.

392
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:43,580
So, this is an impressive part of the game, in-game mechanics. It's called Bow Your Upgrade. And you can go from literally one single bow to a half bow overnight. You see her there, tinkering away on the bow stick. What you gotta do is go over to impress... If you select R2...

393
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:52,380
She can say to you, "How can I improve your bow?" We'll leave her there. We don't have enough bow credits.

394
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:58,380
Rob some supplies from her nest, and then move on.

395
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:09,980
Serious amount of leaves being blown around this Japanese village here.

396
00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:14,980
Someone, someone want to get a leaf blower...

397
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:18,980
And, uh, blow some of these leaves away from me.

398
00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:21,980
'Cause I'm finding it really hard to...

399
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:25,980
To differentiate between where I'm going and what to do here.

400
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,980
An open fireplace...

401
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:30,780
Some really good fire mechanics here.

402
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:35,780
You can walk into the fire like this, and you'll die.

403
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:35,780
Yeah!

404
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,780
And you'll die.

405
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:45,780
Thank you very much, Ricardo Lizardo.

406
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:47,780
Look at the fuckin' leaves.

407
00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:51,780
Eddying and swirling.

408
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:59,820
swirling. We can speak to this downtrodden peasant here. That's some great peasant mechanics.

409
00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:03,740
You can see here, press R2 to speak.

410
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:33,720
NVIDIA leafworks. It was Japanese, patented Japanese.

411
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:59,720
Japanese leaf technology which is implemented into a GDX NVIDIA leaf graphic capability supercard. Developed out in the far nether regions of Okinawa by ancient Japanese sword crafters who had no knowledge of technology or computers or windows. But they still managed to create the best graphics card which has never been released.

412
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,720
Another downtrodden peasant here, crying.

413
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:12,380
Look at... We can crouch down and just get a bird's eye view here of some of the grief going on.

414
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:17,420
And some amazing grief, the likes of which we've never seen before.

415
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:25,360
You really gotta be impressed by the GPU capability of the grief.

416
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:32,300
It's a grief processing unit which has never been used inside a machine.

417
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:39,240
And you know how you gotta keep that baby cool. Because the amount of grief...

418
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:58,080
The AI... Think about this, right? You've got Mongolians. They're coming into Japan. They're creating grief at an unprecedented rate. You need a griefical processing unit which is gonna handle some of those tears, am I right?

419
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:05,080
So once that's installed and you're... You got the whole kick caboodle. You can really bring that grief to life.

420
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:14,340
grief to life downtrodden grief peasant the tears you've got anguish you've got

421
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:25,180
words of consolidation the GPU is powered by grief and cooled by tears

422
00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:33,220
vapor X technology patented by Toshiba now let's move on to the pagoda here and

423
00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:39,580
see Street Sweeper 3d now this was a this was a groovy little guy we met out in

424
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:48,520
the the Sukunawa prefecture and his job is never ending because of the endless

425
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:57,940
eddying and swirling of the leaves 10 teraflops per sweep and let's speak to

426
00:54:57,940 --> 00:55:19,900
this guy this is so again the Mongols are traders yeah our own people are the

427
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:24,460
traders to young people are the market for you to watch a Tori handle thank you to the

428
00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:33,220
cool shit or your turn on the corner got to go so my own oh boy oh so many so much

429
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:39,260
to show you must you a masa ko sama not a robot you're looking day conno tera ni

430
00:55:39,260 --> 00:56:06,260
cook my muscle so we got a sweepy guy here he says we're allowed to crash can each e why yeah I need to find the armor okay have a little look find the armor we found the boyer we found the boyer but we didn't get the air and then we've got it a peasant with a present

431
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:15,020
Lord Sakai how are you getting on those crazy Mongolians have been at it again

432
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,020
Then?

433
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,020
Huh?

434
00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,020
What?

435
00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:29,020
I've been learning about you. I've been learning about you. I've been helping you. The war is still starting.

436
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:35,020
So I want to help you. I've gathered you all together.

437
00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:37,020
Please, take your hand.

438
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,020
What?

439
00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:43,020
This helps me. Please give me a prayer.

440
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:47,020
If you have any other things that are useful, I'll leave you in the place.

441
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:50,020
Thank you, Joel. Thanks, Joel, for that.

442
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:52,020
Please, take your hand.

443
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:59,020
So, new gift is available from our Japanese present man.

444
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:02,020
Let's go and have a look and see what we've got there.

445
00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:05,020
We can collect that present from the altar.

446
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:13,020
We got a glowing warrior crafted for a proud samurai of Tsushima.

447
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:16,020
We press X, we can go down there and see what's...

448
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:19,020
We don't know what that was. We don't know what that was about.

449
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:21,020
We don't know what that was about.

450
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,020
We don't know what that was about.

451
00:57:22,020 --> 00:57:23,020
We don't know what that was about.

452
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,020
We don't know what that was about.

453
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:25,020
We don't know what that was about.

454
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:26,020
We don't know what that was about.

455
00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:27,020
We don't know what that was about.

456
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:28,020
We don't know what that was about.

457
00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:29,020
We don't know what that was about.

458
00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:30,020
We don't know what that was about.

459
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,020
We don't know what that was about.

460
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,020
We don't know what that was about.

461
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:33,020
We don't know what that was about.

462
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,020
We don't know what that was about.

463
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:35,020
We don't know what that was about.

464
00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,020
We don't know what that was about.

465
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,020
We don't know what that was about.

466
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:38,020
We don't know what that was about.

467
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:39,020
We don't know what that was about.

468
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,020
We don't know what that was about.

469
00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:41,020
We don't know what that was about.

470
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:44,020
It's really immersive grief.

471
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:47,020
Where is the fucking lad I meant to meet?

472
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:59,020
More people are calling me.

473
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,020
Oh, you got a baby.

474
00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,020
How's the baby keeping?

475
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:15,020
Andy, thank you very much.

476
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:16,020
I don't know what that was about.

477
00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:17,020
I don't know what that was about.

478
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:18,020
I don't know what that was about.

479
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,020
I don't know what that was about.

480
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:20,020
I don't know what that was about.

481
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:21,020
I don't know what that was about.

482
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:22,020
I don't know what that was about.

483
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,020
I don't know what that was about.

484
00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:24,020
I don't know what that was about.

485
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,020
I don't know what that was about.

486
00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,020
I don't know what that was about.

487
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:27,020
I don't know what that was about.

488
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:28,020
I don't know what that was about.

489
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,020
I don't know what that was about.

490
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:30,020
I don't know what that was about.

491
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:31,020
I don't know what that was about.

492
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,020
I don't know what that was about.

493
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:33,020
I don't know what that was about.

494
00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:34,020
I don't know what that was about.

495
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:35,020
I don't know what that was about.

496
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,020
I don't know what that was about.

497
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:37,020
I don't know what that was about.

498
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:38,020
I don't know what that was about.

499
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:39,020
I don't know what that was about.

500
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,020
I don't know what that was about.

501
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:41,020
I don't know what that was about.

502
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:42,020
I don't know what that was about.

503
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:43,020
I don't know what that was about.

504
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,020
I don't know what that was about.

505
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,020
I don't know what that was about.

506
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,020
I don't know what that was about.

507
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:47,020
I don't know what that was about.

508
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,020
I don't know what that was about.

509
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,020
I don't know what that was about.

510
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:50,020
I don't know what that was about.

511
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,020
I don't know what that was about.

512
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:52,020
I don't know what that was about.

513
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,020
I don't know what that was about.

514
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:54,020
I don't know what that was about.

515
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,020
I don't know what that was about.

516
00:58:55,020 --> 00:59:16,020
Samurai clan armor.

517
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:21,020
Sturdy armor that once belonged to the son of Lady Masako.

518
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:28,020
But as we know, the son of Lady Masako got absolutely creamed by the Mongolian vines.

519
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:32,020
If you don't have any concerns about it, we'll get back to the moment.

520
00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:35,020
In that moment, please take the equipment.

521
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:40,020
We're all kitted out now.

522
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,020
Full kit and caboodle.

523
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:44,020
And we've got some more grief peasantry here.

524
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:46,020
Let's have a little look at the grief peasantry.

525
00:59:50,020 --> 01:00:03,020
Unfortunately, there's no grief there.

526
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:06,020
He's talking about the birds or something.

527
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,020
Look at the lad in the background doing a bit of running.

528
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,020
Look at the lad in the background doing a bit of running down.

529
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:23,020
But the armor, what's he at?

530
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:24,020
Is he glitched?

531
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,020
Is he glitched?

532
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:26,020
I think he could be glitched.

533
01:00:28,020 --> 01:00:29,020
And we got some glitched.

534
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:31,020
We got a glitched little Japanese guy here.

535
01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:34,020
He's doing his little glitch dance.

536
01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:37,020
Keeping the cardio up.

537
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:40,020
And that's some amazing glitch work.

538
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,020
Glitch works.

539
01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,020
Glitch works.

540
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:44,020
Provided the animation for this.

541
01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:46,020
In fact, it is not a glitch.

542
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:48,020
This is a legit move.

543
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:51,020
Which Japanese people did in ancient times.

544
01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:53,020
To keep the wolf from the door.

545
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:54,020
I gotta tell you something.

546
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:54,020
It's mightily impressive.

547
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:54,020
Sorry, I gotta lose that.

548
01:00:54,020 --> 01:01:11,020
I keep going into that fucking football commentary voice.

549
01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:13,020
Because it's really satisfying.

550
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,020
I need to find a new voice.

551
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,020
Am I following the leaves here or what?

552
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,020
Oh, I'm going over there.

553
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:36,020
I'm going over there.

554
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:37,020
I'm going over there.

555
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,020
I'm going over there.

556
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:39,020
I'm going over there.

557
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:40,020
I'm going over there.

558
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:41,020
I'm going over there.

559
01:01:41,020 --> 01:01:42,020
I'm going over there.

560
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,020
I'm going over there.

561
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:44,020
I'm going over there.

562
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,020
I'm going over there.

563
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:46,020
I'm going over there.

564
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:47,020
I'm going over there.

565
01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:48,020
I'm going over there.

566
01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:49,020
I'm going over there.

567
01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:50,020
I'm going over there.

568
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,020
I'm going over there.

569
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:52,020
I'm going over there.

570
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:53,020
I'm going over there.

571
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:54,020
I'm going over there.

572
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:55,020
I'm going over there.

573
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,020
I'm going over there.

574
01:01:56,020 --> 01:01:57,020
I'm going over there.

575
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:58,020
I'm going over there.

576
01:01:58,020 --> 01:01:59,020
I'm going over there.

577
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:00,020
I'm going over there.

578
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,020
And now we're going over there.

579
01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:02,020
I'm going over there.

580
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:05,020
into the wilderness, the Japanese wilderness.

581
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,020
What?

582
01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:08,620
Hey?

583
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:21,460
Hey?

584
01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:41,740
Oh. Survey the area.

585
01:02:41,740 --> 01:03:11,720
I'm sorry.

586
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,720
I just go down here, I mean.

587
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,800
Just go down around here.

588
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,300
Is that Sogen there, is it?

589
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,960
We're gonna jump this lad.

590
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,960
He's gonna get jumped.

591
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,360
Oh, fuck.

592
01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:56,780
He's gonna get jumped.

593
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,000
Yeah, we've seen Sogen there.

594
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:01,500
He left the village 10 minutes ago.

595
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,980
Let's fucking jump him when he goes around the rock.

596
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:06,880
I'm gonna hide in the grass up on the creche there.

597
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,000
We're gonna jump the cat.

598
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:17,040
He's gonna get jumped.

599
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:21,300
Fuck.

600
01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:21,300
Fuck.

601
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,140
Fuck.

602
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:23,140
Fuck.

603
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:56,260
He's going for a little jaggedy here. He's seen Sougan there. He left the pagoda ten minutes ago. He's fucking on his way down to a fucking other village. We'll track him anyway and jump him when he gets round by the rock.

604
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:12,360
It's amazing to think these guys never seen Netflix. They never had Netflix.

605
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:17,360
It's fucking mad, isn't it?

606
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:27,360
Or MP3s. They never knew about it. They never got a chance to discover MP3s.

607
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:46,820
They never got to stream a video in 4K. How did they even fucking live, man?

608
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:07,960
Bit of bamboo there.

609
01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:15,520
I wonder, can you craft that bamboo into some kind of... Let's go into the gear mode.

610
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,240
Outfit. Craft. No.

611
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:21,620
Ranged. Quickfire.

612
01:06:22,460 --> 01:06:23,000
Halfbow.

613
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,960
No job. Quickfire.

614
01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:25,800
Kunai.

615
01:06:26,620 --> 01:06:27,200
Techniques.

616
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,000
Bamboo.

617
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:38,040
Bamboo.

618
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,220
The course of a battle can change in a moment.

619
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,580
Victory and defeat are decided in the blink of an eye.

620
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,660
A samurai must take every opportunity to train.

621
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,020
Hone your sword by slicing the bamboo.

622
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:49,600
That's rubbish.

623
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:57,920
Do you know if you can craft weapons out of the stuff or do you have to go to the weapon, the boyer, Lee Boyer and crew?

624
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:13,800
Here we go. It's a meet-up.

625
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,860
They're having a bit of a get-together.

626
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:23,760
Fuck.

627
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:35,740
It showed up, did it? It just showed it there before you left the menu.

628
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,520
There's any gear.

629
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:56,280
Play flute melodies by swiping left on the thing.

630
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:59,280
I wonder if I played the flute melody now, would they hear us?

631
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,460
Hold on.

632
01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:11,440
Oh, you can bow.

633
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,140
That's a mark of respect.

634
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:37,660
Thanks, Afzai Vlad, for the tip. Thank you very much.

635
01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:49,660
A bit loud there, sorry.

636
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:52,060
Stand off.

637
01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:57,900
Slash world.

638
01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,100
Kevin Costner's slash world.

639
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:15,840
Fuck.

640
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:19,820
Fuck.

641
01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:23,860
Ah.

642
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:31,640
It's not easy.

643
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,000
Really not easy, man.

644
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:37,760
You wouldn't trust those samurais.

645
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,180
Neither.

646
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:45,320
The samurais are cool enough, but you wouldn't fucking trust them, like.

647
01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,500
Fucking air brakes on that one.

648
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:02,460
I put the air brakes on his life.

649
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:16,200
Fucking hell.

650
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:16,200
Fucking hell.

651
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,080
Hey, this mongol lad is tough enough.

652
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:24,340
He's got a lot of, uh...

653
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:25,320
Health.

654
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:42,560
Fuck. He's good.

655
01:10:42,560 --> 01:11:03,880
Fuck yeah.

656
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:13,200
Yeah.

657
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,200
Yeah.

658
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:20,200
Yeah.

659
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:25,200
Yeah.

660
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:29,200
Yeah.

661
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:52,200
Fuckin' slash. That's the stuff. That's the stuff. That's the nice way to do it. He's backing off. He's scared.

662
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,200
scared

663
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,240
Fuck

664
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,240
Fuck

665
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,240
Fuck no way no way no way

666
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:49,240
Thing about the Japanese is there are peaceful enough people until you start throwing shapes

667
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,280
Then the fucking nasty side comes out

668
01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:02,280
Right let's have a little look here sorry about that now it's a bit loud I'll just head to the quick toilet break

669
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,280
before I kill these lads

670
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:12,280
I don't know what to put on there is there something I can leave you with

671
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,280
I can leave you with

672
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,280
Okay

673
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,280
I can't see it

674
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:18,280
I can't see it

675
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,280
I can't see it

676
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,280
I can't see it

677
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,280
I can't see it

678
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:24,280
I can't see it

679
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,280
I can't see it

680
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,280
I can't see it

681
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:30,280
I can't see it

682
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:30,280
I can't see it

683
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,280
I can't see it

684
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,280
I can't see it

685
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,280
I can't see it

686
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,280
I can't see it

687
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,280
I can't see it

688
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:40,280
I can't see it

689
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,280
I can't see it

690
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,280
I can't see it

691
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,280
I can't see it

692
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,280
I can't see it

693
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:48,280
I can't see it

694
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,280
I can't see it

695
01:13:50,280 --> 01:14:04,620
Located beneath the armrest you find cup holes.

696
01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:32,260
Egg and pudding and beans. Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans.

697
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:58,320
Right here we go. Here we go. We're on, we're on, we're on, we're on, we're on. Ah fuck. Got killed straight away. I'll just let him kill me there. Just gonna let him slice me up. They're good. These clan are good. This firm. This Mongolian firm. They're pretty tough.

698
01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:08,760
Be great if there was a time machine invented so you could send Danny Dyer back to do a series on...

699
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:15,080
Oh! Danny Dyer's... hardest ancient tribes.

700
01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:19,360
These mongols are pretty fucking tasty, aren't they?

701
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:27,960
These are... These nongo- *laughs* These mongols are fucking no-y boys!

702
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,260
Come on!

703
01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:32,260
*laughs*

704
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:33,260
Aaaaah!

705
01:15:37,260 --> 01:15:38,260
*laughs*

706
01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:40,260
Ah, you fucking...

707
01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:46,260
*laughs* RASKEMP! *laughs* RASKEMP are Mongolians!

708
01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:48,260
*laughs*

709
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:57,260
Right, sorry, I just need to... I need to focus. Because if I'm talking shite, I can't fucking win the fight.

710
01:15:57,260 --> 01:15:59,260
*laughs*

711
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,260
*laughs*

712
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:01,260
*laughs*

713
01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:02,260
*laughs*

714
01:16:02,260 --> 01:16:03,260
*laughs*

715
01:16:03,260 --> 01:16:04,260
*laughs*

716
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:07,420
Oh, you got fucking owned you got it. He got burnt

717
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:22,140
Hey, look at this just keep doing this all the way back to Mongolia. Hey

718
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,280
Act of Mongolia you

719
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:35,600
Genghis can yeah more like Genghis can't cons fucked

720
01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:43,120
People saying use arrows. I'm not that dexterous

721
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:58,160
Yeah, slice them dice them

722
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:12,340
I'm gonna use arrows on this book now. I have no arrows fucking no arrows

723
01:17:12,340 --> 01:17:32,300
Nice man, it's a real slice them up sliced pan

724
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,300
Fuck no

725
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,300
Fuck noo

726
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:38,300
Fuck noo

727
01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:40,300
*MORE*

728
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:56,300
Fuck. Fuck no!

729
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:58,300
No!

730
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:06,300
Throw knives. How do you build throw knives? L1 plus circle is it?

731
01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:08,300
*Ezio*

732
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,300
Waga ichi-soku no kata gi!

733
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:20,300
*Ezio*

734
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:44,300
Come and fight me on this stone!

735
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,300
*Ezio*

736
01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,300
What about up here?

737
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,300
Come and fight me up here if you can get up here.

738
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:06,300
I'm up here. I'm waiting for you. I'm just dying for you.

739
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,300
*Ezio*

740
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,300
*Ezio*

741
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,300
*Ezio*

742
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:29,160
I said fucking deadly in fairness in fairness to the game makers they do they

743
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:42,220
did a good job on making the game these the shield boys are tough

744
01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:59,860
enough how do we get past the shield boys you want to come up here lads I'm waiting I'm ready for you

745
01:19:59,860 --> 01:20:14,260
he thought he was coming upstairs ah yeah sorry about the language there guys it's cottage

746
01:20:14,260 --> 01:20:44,240
Oh, shit.

747
01:20:44,240 --> 01:21:05,360
Yeah. It must be shit for them that someone's come into their gaff and just killed, killed them all. Oh, fuck. Who's this?

748
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:19,360
Fuck yeah.

749
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,840
Yes. Absolute destruction.

750
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,760
She's still fighting. You're one.

751
01:21:49,760 --> 01:22:08,100
Fuck. Oi.

752
01:22:08,100 --> 01:22:29,380
She did it. She did it. Well done.

753
01:22:29,380 --> 01:22:53,380
I can't front Sulkin. Where is he? Hiding around the gaff. Upstairs. Where can I get upstairs from here?

754
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:53,880
Yeah.

755
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,880
Yeah.

756
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,880
Yeah.

757
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:56,880
Yeah.

758
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:57,880
Yeah.

759
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:00,880
Nah.

760
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,880
Shogun, I can't get out of here.

761
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:28,880
Oh, Molengar Shield Boys, thank you very much.

762
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,680
Why did you kill the former Adachi?

763
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:34,260
I'm just a guy.

764
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:35,680
Your father?

765
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:38,680
What do you know?

766
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:41,960
I'm not going to ask you.

767
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:45,560
Master, I've been a family.

768
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:49,940
I've been a single one. I've been a few days.

769
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:55,940
I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

770
01:23:55,940 --> 01:23:58,660
I don't want to kill my father.

771
01:23:58,660 --> 01:24:00,540
This is hell.

772
01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:03,940
I don't want to kill my strong-looking.

773
01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:06,740
I'm not afraid of it.

774
01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:08,140
I'll kill you.

775
01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:09,740
Wara-bi-sa-emoku!

776
01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:12,740
*crying*

777
01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:13,740
Wow.

778
01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:15,740
She's nasty.

779
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,740
Thank you very much, Dallas.

780
01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:25,540
*crying*

781
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:26,540
I have a hand.

782
01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:29,540
I can't find a knife.

783
01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:31,540
You will find me in the outside.

784
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,540
I will find the inside.

785
01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:36,540
If you're alive, let me know.

786
01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:37,540
*crying*

787
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:42,540
Well, that's what you get for playing games.

788
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:44,540
Your man played the wrong games.

789
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:47,540
And he fell upon the wrath of the, uh...

790
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:49,540
The Japanese lady there.

791
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:52,540
And there's- I told you before, there's a nasty side.

792
01:24:52,540 --> 01:24:58,920
Thing about the Japanese is there are peaceful enough people until you start throwing shapes.

793
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,580
Then the fucking nasty side comes out.

794
01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:08,320
Anything to be gained from this gap there is more stuff.

795
01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:19,080
Sogan. Oh, we've got more people. We're going to tell more lies.

796
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,080
We've found over 70 contemporaries of Sogan.

797
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:30,680
Who we need to interview as research.

798
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:38,040
Mike Johnson says didn't like the foreigners for a while.

799
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,100
Are you on about the Japanese, is it?

800
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:46,840
Thing about the Japanese is they're not into foreigners, like, but it's fucking stood to them.

801
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,060
Is that what you meant?

802
01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:52,060
Oh.

803
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,380
I fucking killed myself.

804
01:26:02,580 --> 01:26:04,480
Nearly jumped out the fucking thing.

805
01:26:06,700 --> 01:26:07,740
I'm nearly dead.

806
01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:10,540
Does anyone know how to health up here?

807
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:11,740
Oh, yeah.

808
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,360
I think he healths up.

809
01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:18,120
He healths up on his own.

810
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:23,860
Look at this.

811
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,600
Is this another pile of carcasses?

812
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:26,960
Or carcci?

813
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:30,480
Or is it just...

814
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:30,980
Or is it just...

815
01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:32,340
That's burnt out shacks.

816
01:26:34,660 --> 01:26:37,380
Can you lean against the wall for health, like in the getaway?

817
01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:40,600
Nah.

818
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:49,860
Far...

819
01:26:49,860 --> 01:26:51,000
Far...

820
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:51,040
Far...

821
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:51,360
Far...

822
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:51,360
Far...

823
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:51,360
Far...

824
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,400
Thank you very much.

825
01:26:53,940 --> 01:26:56,140
If you're kind-hearted and generous typology.

826
01:26:56,140 --> 01:27:23,500
The fucking name is the

827
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:30,500
I can't. I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

828
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:35,500
I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

829
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:40,500
I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

830
01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:43,500
I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

831
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,500
I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

832
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:51,500
I'll give you the power of the Five-One-Zone.

833
01:27:51,500 --> 01:28:00,500
The Tale of Lady Masako done.

834
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,500
That's another one crossed off the list.

835
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:07,500
So, going by my understanding, we have another 21 missions until the game is over.

836
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:10,500
Or 20. I've lost count.

837
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:13,500
But I gotta tell you something.

838
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:16,500
The pace of the game is incredible.

839
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,500
And who was the one there that's dead on the floor?

840
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:21,500
Was she a conspirator or...?

841
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:23,500
What is she sound?

842
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:28,500
Oh, it's a fella.

843
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:29,500
Right.

844
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,500
Just thought that was a woman's dress.

845
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,500
Look at the legs.

846
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,500
Looks like he's got woman's legs.

847
01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:35,500
Look at...

848
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,500
He's got woman's legs, man.

849
01:28:37,500 --> 01:29:05,620
Alright, we'll move on. So we're on the horse and this is your noble horse. And yeah, this horse is a mighty steed and he slaps. This horse slaps. He's a legit fire horse.

850
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:13,600
And you can get him, you can achieve this, you can unlock this horse at any part of the game.

851
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:22,340
Mayo for Samurai, thank you very much. Any chance Gary Ghost could give the Ghost of Tsushima some ghostly advice?

852
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:32,700
I'll have to get onto him there and see if we can pull a few strings or something, but at the moment not really, not available.

853
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:39,440
But thanks very much for checking in and also Farfur to thank you very much as well for your tip.

854
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:47,900
I wish you could engage priests slash monks in fistfights in the game to keep the clergy in check.

855
01:29:47,980 --> 01:29:50,880
You say that's an interesting topic, an interesting point.

856
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:57,320
Maybe something you could put towards the developers for an upcoming DLC content edition.

857
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:04,040
But unfortunately I can't. We've still got 20 missions left. You never know, there could be a clergy based bashing ahead.

858
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:10,260
I really hope so too. It'd be great to really smack up some clergy boys.

859
01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:14,020
Is this a story mission, is it?

860
01:30:18,860 --> 01:30:24,880
We'll go back to Masako and keep her, keep these missions ticking along because she's a, she's a mad one.

861
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:40,000
Go back to the head man or back to the golden temple. See if we can level up some of the equipment we've got. And also really get to grips with some of that grief technology that we were, we were pouring over earlier on.

862
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:45,560
Some of the amazing stuff. We seen it. We saw that premiere at, uh, premiere at E3 last year.

863
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:52,000
A lot of us could not believe our eyes and we see some people sneaking away here.

864
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,080
Trying to do a sneak 'em up.

865
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,320
Are these Mongolians?

866
01:30:57,600 --> 01:30:58,100
Yep.

867
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:00,400
Let's fucking kill them.

868
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,840
Can we kill, can we slice from the horse?

869
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:18,960
Just get into fucking scraps in the middle of, in the middle of nowhere.

870
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,920
It's class how you can just yeti a few Mongolian lads in the middle of nowhere.

871
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:33,920
*Gunshot*

872
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:36,880
Apropos of nothing.

873
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:53,120
So those mon- sweet, we're gonna get to see some of those sweet sweet Mongolian graphics we've been pouring over since E3 2017.

874
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:55,600
When the, when the game was initially mooted.

875
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,840
Some of that sweet sweet samurai technology.

876
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:02,880
Someura.

877
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,960
This game slaps.

878
01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:11,760
We've seen it, we've seen it slap at E3.

879
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:18,720
Master Swordsmith.

880
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:26,920
Sakaikin it's tower hotel suvarashi pin this Gavin fantasy how are you has

881
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:31,180
Swinford prepared you well for the umbrella bridal violence and thuggery

882
01:32:31,180 --> 01:32:37,120
maybe yeah maybe maybe maybe maybe it has maybe it has that samurai wouldn't

883
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:44,780
last ten minutes in Swinford the prick I should have played that one after I

884
01:32:44,780 --> 01:32:49,040
killed the samurai didn't didn't work out for me there but I mean it did relate

885
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:54,440
to what you were saying okay they were a girl what I see you are katana no

886
01:32:54,440 --> 01:33:00,140
caro no one caro no this shit on a juku sorry sorry chigano this yo sakai sama so

887
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:07,040
zai you almost could asareba yorokon de son of hoto o kita it is a shi a gましょう now

888
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:11,720
there was no samurai in in Swinford there was a Chinese restaurant and there used

889
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:17,360
to be fights and slaps thrown outside that on a set of a Saturday evening but um there

890
01:33:17,360 --> 01:33:25,760
there were no swords there were no blades no Bushido no shinobi no none of that stuff just three in ones and

891
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:33,760
fuckin unwarranted unprovoked assaults and fall and follow up course trials

892
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:46,060
um but let's have a look at what we can do here with the blade upgrades sakai katana so we got a unity engine

893
01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:48,060
*Sawd Smith*

894
01:33:58,440 --> 01:34:00,440
Uh, Swordsmith.

895
01:34:10,380 --> 01:34:14,360
So... this game is Unreal Engine Unity 6.

896
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:15,360
Fuck.

897
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:19,360
And, uh, I gotta tell you something. It slaps.

898
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:27,360
And we're gonna... let's get a little more of this grief here. We got some more grief over here.

899
01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:34,360
And we don't... I thought there was grief. There's some grief over here. Let's have a look.

900
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:41,360
Hey, they're all bowing to me now. I can bow back, look.

901
01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:48,660
*Sawd Smith*

902
01:34:48,660 --> 01:34:50,660
Alright, there's some more grief now, look.

903
01:34:50,660 --> 01:34:51,660
*Sawd Smith*

904
01:34:51,660 --> 01:34:52,660
*Sawd Smith*

905
01:34:52,660 --> 01:34:54,900
And let's have a look at this grief here.

906
01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:57,260
This grief slaps.

907
01:34:59,380 --> 01:35:01,320
That's some legit tears.

908
01:35:02,260 --> 01:35:09,560
As we know, the griefical processing unit is a Unity Cross NVIDIA grief unit,

909
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:23,360
which was developed by the decimated tribes of ancient samurai Japan.

910
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:27,620
We actually developed a time machine to go back in time

911
01:35:27,620 --> 01:35:35,200
and just capture some of those tears, those weeps, those cries, those screams.

912
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:43,200
And we put that into Unity 5 and pressed the blend button.

913
01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:44,760
We came up with this.

914
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:52,440
We also headed down to Woody's DIY over in Ireland to pick up a leaf blowing machine.

915
01:35:54,820 --> 01:35:57,580
And we threw that into the blender as well.

916
01:35:58,220 --> 01:36:01,160
And I got to tell you something, it slaps.

917
01:36:01,420 --> 01:36:03,660
The whole setup slaps.

918
01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:07,080
I actually got slapped in the face.

919
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:10,120
By Unity 5.

920
01:36:15,220 --> 01:36:17,840
Unreal Engine 6 versus Unity 5.

921
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:19,260
There is no contest.

922
01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:22,420
And if you think there is, you need to be slapped.

923
01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:27,880
Where am I going now?

924
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:29,020
Oh yeah, is there a fucking...

925
01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:30,980
There is Makato over there.

926
01:36:32,480 --> 01:36:34,220
I will keep going with the Shori missions here.

927
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:34,900
Let's see how we get out.

928
01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:35,460
Jin, come here.

929
01:36:35,460 --> 01:36:37,460
Jin, come here.

930
01:36:37,460 --> 01:36:37,520
Jin, come here.

931
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:37,520
Jin, come here.

932
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:37,520
Jin, come here.

933
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:37,520
Jin, come here.

934
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:38,520
Jin, come here.

935
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:39,520
She got a...

936
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:40,080
Oh yeah.

937
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:40,520
Oh yeah.

938
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:45,080
Masako, what about your family's enemies?

939
01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:46,080
So...

940
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:49,840
So this is Makato.

941
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,340
She's a warrior, warlike elder of the village.

942
01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:58,560
She was developed in Unity 5 but programmed in Unreal 6.

943
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,140
And her face slaps.

944
01:37:04,720 --> 01:37:07,280
In fact, her whole demeanor slaps.

945
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,740
She was developed using slapper-tronics.

946
01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:34,520
The other day, I was grieving and a lad came up to me and made me put on a mocap suit.

947
01:37:34,940 --> 01:37:36,700
And now I understand why.

948
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:43,040
This game crashed my graphics card.

949
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:46,800
Must be running CryEngine 5.

950
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:53,560
Slap-slap cap technology.

951
01:37:54,520 --> 01:38:00,920
In order to ensure that the Japanese game we were making slapped, we went over to Slapan.

952
01:38:02,440 --> 01:38:07,360
We interviewed over 50, 70 contemporaries of Slapanese Frank McCord.

953
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:08,580
Slap McCord.

954
01:38:09,580 --> 01:38:10,580
They said...

955
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:12,460
He said...

956
01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:19,240
They said Trezakarmody was a made-up slap.

957
01:38:22,300 --> 01:38:27,060
As you can see, the leaves are blowing around in a real slapdash kind of fashion.

958
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:27,720
Why?

959
01:38:28,300 --> 01:38:29,960
Because the game slaps.

960
01:38:35,140 --> 01:38:38,360
The language they're speaking is Slapanese at the moment.

961
01:38:38,740 --> 01:38:41,080
You can change that in the menu to English.

962
01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:43,200
But we like to keep it as Slapanese.

963
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:49,260
And the game runs at 60 slaps per second.

964
01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:51,560
And I gotta tell you something.

965
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:53,180
It really looks crisp and cool.

966
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:54,620
Frame rate is so nice.

967
01:38:54,860 --> 01:38:56,980
And the slap rate is so fast as well.

968
01:38:57,340 --> 01:39:02,860
Actually, the slap rate was developed by E-Honda from Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

969
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:06,980
And the master of the hundred-hand slap...

970
01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:11,980
Once we got him into our dojo at E3, that guy...

971
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:14,540
He had to put on a new nappy.

972
01:39:15,620 --> 01:39:20,640
Because the slap rate was so fast, even he couldn't keep up with it.

973
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:25,980
And he ended up having a bad accident.

974
01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:52,180
I moved to Japan and made over 170 inconsistencies in my book about my home country.

975
01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:54,280
It was only 300 pages long.

976
01:39:54,740 --> 01:39:58,180
There was more than one inconsistency every other page.

977
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:23,980
He didn't see that coming.

978
01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:24,820
All right.

979
01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:26,720
Didn't mean to do that.

980
01:40:27,780 --> 01:40:30,780
And that's what happens, guys, when you slap too hard.

981
01:40:45,380 --> 01:40:46,740
That shit slaps.

982
01:40:46,740 --> 01:40:54,500
Slap silently.

983
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:57,420
Slap carefully for you slap on my face.

984
01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:59,640
For you slap on my dreams.

985
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,360
You could.

986
01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:02,960
Actual quote.

987
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,880
By William Butler Slaps.

988
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:08,800
The slap...

989
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,300
Slap master Flash.

990
01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:13,860
Oh.

991
01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:14,360
Oh.

992
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:41,880
Beautiful Slap animation.

993
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:41,880
Beautiful Slap animation.

994
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:44,800
From Heroku.

995
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:46,640
Nogasaku.

996
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:48,720
King of the Slap.

997
01:41:49,260 --> 01:41:50,460
2019.

998
01:41:54,180 --> 01:41:59,480
Before this game, I was getting 10 to 20 slaps a month.

999
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:02,100
But after I got Slap Talk, my life changed.

1000
01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:03,060
Sorry, one sec.

1001
01:42:03,060 --> 01:42:03,320
Sorry.

1002
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:03,320
Sorry.

1003
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:06,320
I'm back now.

1004
01:42:06,320 --> 01:42:07,180
One moment.

1005
01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:11,420
Got this.

1006
01:42:11,580 --> 01:42:12,380
Do we have this?

1007
01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:13,660
Do we have this here?

1008
01:42:15,780 --> 01:42:16,120
Fuck.

1009
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:17,240
Sorry about that.

1010
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,300
After I got Slap Talk.

1011
01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:27,300
After I got Slap Talk.

1012
01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:31,340
My life changed.

1013
01:42:31,460 --> 01:42:33,500
These are real slaps, not robots.

1014
01:42:33,620 --> 01:42:35,120
And the slap service is amazing.

1015
01:42:35,260 --> 01:42:36,220
They actually care.

1016
01:42:43,460 --> 01:42:45,100
Slap World 3D.

1017
01:42:45,780 --> 01:42:46,940
The brand new game.

1018
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:50,120
For the Slap 64.

1019
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,400
Big bag of slaps with the lads.

1020
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:59,080
It's a game of two slaps.

1021
01:42:59,440 --> 01:42:59,940
Oh shit.

1022
01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:02,200
Bandits are getting away, man.

1023
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:03,000
We need to follow these.

1024
01:43:04,420 --> 01:43:06,020
We need to get Bandit Tracker.

1025
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:10,380
Come on, you fucker.

1026
01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:12,040
Oh, we need horseback.

1027
01:43:17,980 --> 01:43:18,980
Slap Cloud.

1028
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:25,320
Fuck.

1029
01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:45,020
Saki Braznan.

1030
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:46,660
Thank you very much, Saki Braznan.

1031
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:50,540
You've been Saki'd.

1032
01:43:50,540 --> 01:44:20,520
Oh, that's it.

1033
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:40,100
Where did they fucking... where did they gone? Fuck. Oh god, they're... she's doomed. I wonder will she get creeled if I just stay here.

1034
01:44:40,100 --> 01:45:04,100
Oh, fuck. That's a nice one, isn't it?

1035
01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:20,100
Jin and tonic. You man got gin and tonic there. Fucking Fabergé Jin. Arfazan Jin.

1036
01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:22,100
Oh, yeah, fucker.

1037
01:45:22,100 --> 01:45:26,100
Oh, yeah, fucker.

1038
01:45:26,100 --> 01:45:28,100
This bastard is... coming at me. Fuck.

1039
01:45:28,100 --> 01:45:30,100
Fuck.

1040
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:30,100
Fuck.

1041
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:32,100
Fuck.

1042
01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:34,100
Fuck.

1043
01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:40,100
This bastard is... coming at me. Fuck.

1044
01:45:40,100 --> 01:45:54,340
Oh yeah fucker. This bastard is coming at me. Fuck.

1045
01:45:54,340 --> 01:45:56,340
Fuck.

1046
01:45:56,340 --> 01:45:58,340
Fuck.

1047
01:45:58,340 --> 01:46:08,240
Oh shit.

1048
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:10,240
Oh shit.

1049
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:16,240
Jump.

1050
01:46:21,240 --> 01:46:22,240
Sit off.

1051
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:24,240
You'll get off.

1052
01:46:28,240 --> 01:46:29,240
Nice.

1053
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:33,240
It's a real nice situation. And I've got arrows now as well.

1054
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:37,240
Ho ho ho. I've got a bow and arrow set.

1055
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,240
Missed.

1056
01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:42,240
Hit.

1057
01:46:44,240 --> 01:46:47,240
And that's a miss. That was a waste of time.

1058
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:02,240
How did I fuck that one up?

1059
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,240
Oh my god.

1060
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:28,240
This game is beautifully dull.

1061
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:38,240
What's going on here? Is she okay? You alright?

1062
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:48,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me from the Sadao.

1063
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:50,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1064
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:59,240
None of my involvement in the Adachi, the Adachi Massacre has gotten out.

1065
01:47:59,240 --> 01:48:03,240
I'm sure it didn't come from you. You know the danger of talking.

1066
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:07,240
Not only to my life, but yours as well.

1067
01:48:08,240 --> 01:48:09,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1068
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:10,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1069
01:48:10,240 --> 01:48:11,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1070
01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:12,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1071
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:13,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1072
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:14,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1073
01:48:14,240 --> 01:48:15,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1074
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:16,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1075
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1076
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:18,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1077
01:48:18,240 --> 01:48:19,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1078
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:20,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1079
01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:21,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1080
01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:22,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1081
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:23,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1082
01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:24,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1083
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:25,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1084
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:26,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1085
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:27,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1086
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:28,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1087
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:29,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1088
01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:30,240
I can't see what the Hachiro gave me.

1089
01:48:30,240 --> 01:48:31,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1090
01:48:31,240 --> 01:48:32,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1091
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:33,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1092
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:34,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1093
01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:35,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1094
01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:36,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1095
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:37,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1096
01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:38,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1097
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:39,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1098
01:48:39,240 --> 01:48:40,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1099
01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:41,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1100
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:42,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1101
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:43,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1102
01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:44,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1103
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:45,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1104
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:46,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1105
01:48:46,240 --> 01:48:47,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1106
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:48,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1107
01:48:48,240 --> 01:48:49,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1108
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:50,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1109
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1110
01:48:52,240 --> 01:48:53,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1111
01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:55,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1112
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:57,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1113
01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:59,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1114
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:01,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1115
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1116
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:05,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1117
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:07,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1118
01:49:07,240 --> 01:49:08,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1119
01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:09,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1120
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:10,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1121
01:49:10,240 --> 01:49:11,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1122
01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:12,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1123
01:49:12,240 --> 01:49:13,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1124
01:49:13,240 --> 01:49:14,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1125
01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:15,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1126
01:49:15,240 --> 01:49:16,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1127
01:49:16,240 --> 01:49:17,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1128
01:49:17,240 --> 01:49:18,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1129
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:19,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1130
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:20,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1131
01:49:20,240 --> 01:49:21,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1132
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:22,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1133
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:23,240
I can see what the Hachiro gave me.

1134
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:34,240
When I completed the mission, I fed like a million dollars.

1135
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:39,240
Overnight, I'd gone from not having the mission completed to having a mission completed.

1136
01:49:39,240 --> 01:49:40,240
It changed my life.

1137
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:44,240
And I think that you need to know how much it can change your life too.

1138
01:49:44,240 --> 01:49:51,240
Once you get that base, then you can really start creaming the fucking crap.

1139
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:53,240
I gotta tell you something else.

1140
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:55,240
These Japanese lads don't mess around.

1141
01:49:55,240 --> 01:49:59,240
When I went to Japan, I literally overnight was in Japan.

1142
01:49:59,240 --> 01:50:01,240
That was not my fault.

1143
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:06,240
That's the fault of the Japanese developers who made Japan upgrade.

1144
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:09,240
They're always there for me.

1145
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:10,240
They always want to help me.

1146
01:50:10,240 --> 01:50:13,240
They've got lovely, lovely, lovely emojis.

1147
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:14,240
They've got hearts.

1148
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:17,240
They're there to listen to me because I'm paying them.

1149
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:19,240
I'm paying them.

1150
01:50:19,240 --> 01:50:20,240
I'm paying them to fucking listen to me.

1151
01:50:20,240 --> 01:50:21,240
They better be there.

1152
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:23,240
But I gotta tell you something else.

1153
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:26,240
Once you get it, once you get that base.

1154
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,240
I'm talking about the ghost of Tsushima.

1155
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:34,240
Once you pay the $69.99 on PlayStation to buy it, then you will have that game.

1156
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:36,240
It's that easy.

1157
01:50:36,240 --> 01:50:42,240
I went literally from overnight from not owning the game to having the game in my possession.

1158
01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:44,240
And now every day is like a dream.

1159
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:45,240
I know every day is like a dream.

1160
01:50:45,240 --> 01:50:48,240
Granted, this is the first day I've had the fucking game.

1161
01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:50,240
So I can't say every day has been like a dream.

1162
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:52,240
But so far it's like a dream.

1163
01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:54,240
The dream goes like this.

1164
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:55,240
Wow.

1165
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:56,240
I don't have the game.

1166
01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:57,240
Wow.

1167
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:58,240
Now I have the game.

1168
01:51:01,240 --> 01:51:03,240
It really hurts to fucking say this.

1169
01:51:03,240 --> 01:51:06,240
But you don't know what you've got until you've got it.

1170
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:11,240
And then when you do have it, then the fucking followers will come.

1171
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:14,240
And who doesn't like followers?

1172
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:16,240
It's just what more is there to say?

1173
01:51:16,240 --> 01:51:17,240
Get the game.

1174
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:20,240
Okay.

1175
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:22,240
And that's that mission done.

1176
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:26,240
A quick look at the paceology of what's going on.

1177
01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:39,240
And we can see here that we can go back to see if there's been any update on the journal.ie comments section on a few of those articles and see what's going on as well.

1178
01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:42,240
We've also got some new stuff going on.

1179
01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:47,240
It's an Ian Bailey update with no comments because it's an ongoing trial.

1180
01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:50,240
I believe the French are looking to extradite him.

1181
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:53,240
Yet again.

1182
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:55,240
What's new there, France?

1183
01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:58,240
We don't know what's going on.

1184
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:02,240
We don't know what is he did he or what or what's the story.

1185
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:03,240
We don't know.

1186
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:04,240
But he certainly doesn't.

1187
01:52:04,240 --> 01:52:05,240
He's not shy of the camera anyways.

1188
01:52:05,240 --> 01:52:06,240
Thank you very much.

1189
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:07,240
T22 BC.

1190
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:10,240
I went from not donating to donating just like that.

1191
01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:11,240
Amazing stuff.

1192
01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:13,240
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1193
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:18,240
And maybe we can journal it up with the music on as well.

1194
01:52:18,240 --> 01:52:19,240
Would that work?

1195
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:31,240
Flying ants has got 13 comments already.

1196
01:52:31,240 --> 01:52:33,240
Flying ant season has returned.

1197
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:40,240
Earlier today, the UK med office shared a radar image of what it said was a swarm of flying ants passing over Ireland and the UK.

1198
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:55,240
The ants, which are the same as regular garden ants. Okay? These are real ants. Okay? They're not dummies. They're not robot ants. These are real live flying creatures. Okay? They're currently taken to the sky for their annual mating season. They're having literal sexual relations in the sky. And this happened over...

1199
01:52:55,240 --> 01:53:00,400
live flying creatures okay they're currently taken to the sky for their

1200
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:07,740
annual mating season they're having literal sexual relations in the sky and

1201
01:53:07,740 --> 01:53:14,860
this happened over overnight it went from no no ants having sex in the sky to

1202
01:53:14,860 --> 01:53:19,960
ants breeding all above my head I can't believe it and I'm really happy my life

1203
01:53:19,960 --> 01:53:24,760
has improved tenfold there's a common misconception as well to that the ant

1204
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:30,700
colonies are they're taking this guys thank you very much Mike Michael Kenny

1205
01:53:30,700 --> 01:53:35,620
Michael Kenny thank you so much common misconception that ant colonies across

1206
01:53:35,620 --> 01:53:41,320
the country coordinate their flight on one day this is known in the biz as flying

1207
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:47,460
and day okay this slaps we were at e3 last year for the flying and game

1208
01:53:47,460 --> 01:53:54,300
convention and we didn't know at the time we were witnessing real life and

1209
01:53:54,300 --> 01:54:05,040
technology we also had a little trip down memory lane to see this band we went to

1210
01:54:05,040 --> 01:54:10,960
see alien ant farm on Wikipedia when we clicked on their Wikipedia article we could

1211
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:40,600
see a lovely picture of the band from 1996. Is that a, it says a book sight or something. Alien Ant Farm posing with fans in 2015. From left to right, Terry Corso, Dryden Mitchell, Tim Pugh, and Mike Cosgrove. Who's that guy? These guys have been out in the sunshine a little bit longer than this guy. And we don't know who she is. Maybe she's,

1212
01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:47,440
I remember, maybe she's not. But more on that when we get ads and when we slap.

1213
01:54:51,620 --> 01:55:04,400
Okay, back to the game. Let's have a little look now. We've got some new stuff in the journal that has been updated. Actually, we didn't get to the comments there of the journal. So let's have a little look at the Flying Ant article.

1214
01:55:06,880 --> 01:55:16,280
The phenomenon happens over a number of weeks. Thank you very much, Michael Kenny, for the tip that I came through. I'm not, it's not raining in London, Kent, or Sussex Radar says otherwise.

1215
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:24,060
The radar picked up ants. No way. During the summer, ants can take the skies on mass.

1216
01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:30,620
That's fucking nuts. Jeez, they're all over me. Oh.

1217
01:55:36,620 --> 01:55:42,180
Brendan Ryan, pestfree.ie. Let's have a look at pestfree.ie for a moment.

1218
01:55:46,620 --> 01:55:49,320
So pestfree.ie is a crazy little site.

1219
01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:51,680
You can get rid of your pests.

1220
01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:56,040
Get rid of the kids.

1221
01:55:57,640 --> 01:55:59,840
There was no pictures of pests there, just kids.

1222
01:56:00,020 --> 01:56:01,580
They come and get rid of them.

1223
01:56:01,940 --> 01:56:08,300
Right, move those alien ant farm off the screen and move the pestfree and go back to the journal.

1224
01:56:08,580 --> 01:56:09,460
And then we go down.

1225
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:13,420
Ryan is keen to remind people that the ants pose no harm.

1226
01:56:13,540 --> 01:56:15,320
Don't get, don't worry about those ants, guys.

1227
01:56:15,580 --> 01:56:18,240
They're just flying and they're having relations.

1228
01:56:18,940 --> 01:56:20,380
They don't care about you.

1229
01:56:20,720 --> 01:56:21,440
Leave them alone.

1230
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:24,120
Put the bug spray away.

1231
01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:24,180
Okay.

1232
01:56:29,940 --> 01:56:37,400
Okay. Dave Thomas has something to say about these ants.

1233
01:56:37,900 --> 01:56:41,200
Something that happens every year should not be much of a surprise.

1234
01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:45,180
Bit of a dry comment there from Dave.

1235
01:56:45,300 --> 01:56:47,000
But then again, seven years in the biz.

1236
01:56:48,080 --> 01:56:53,040
You'd probably, you'd be drained clocking in after seven years to write a comment on the journal.

1237
01:56:53,880 --> 01:56:55,760
I'd be drained after seven minutes.

1238
01:56:55,980 --> 01:56:59,120
Indeed, I got drained last week after seven minutes.

1239
01:56:59,340 --> 01:56:59,520
Right.

1240
01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:02,580
I still managed to keep it going for an hour and a half, probably because of the monster.

1241
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:05,060
The whole tin of monster that I necked.

1242
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:08,300
And, uh, Owen Carroll.

1243
01:57:08,960 --> 01:57:15,460
Will he rebuff or will he rebuke Dave Thomas' dour appraisal of the article?

1244
01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:17,900
And let's, let's not be said here.

1245
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:25,140
It's a, it might be a dour appraisal list, but 25 fucking thumbers say that it's okay.

1246
01:57:26,100 --> 01:57:27,940
But our thoughts and prayers are with Dave.

1247
01:57:28,340 --> 01:57:34,640
Listen, Dave, get better and fucking get outside and just don't worry about the ants on the fucking journal, man.

1248
01:57:34,700 --> 01:57:35,660
They're not going to come for you.

1249
01:57:36,480 --> 01:57:37,260
Owen Carroll.

1250
01:57:37,260 --> 01:57:39,600
Well, every other large gathering was cancelled.

1251
01:57:40,200 --> 01:57:41,260
Thought this might be too.

1252
01:57:41,540 --> 01:57:44,440
That's a cheeky little, that's a cheeky little one.

1253
01:57:44,780 --> 01:57:54,020
And that's a three year and a reference to the, uh, ongoing pandemic, which is keeping us all in our houses, tucked up in our houses.

1254
01:57:54,600 --> 01:58:01,180
Dave Thomas has got back to, uh, Owen to show that there is a little bit of light in the life there with an LOL.

1255
01:58:01,180 --> 01:58:03,340
Let's laughs out loud.

1256
01:58:05,220 --> 01:58:08,660
Um, from, from Dave, Dave Barrett now.

1257
01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:14,120
Another Dave who's four years into the situation here, four years deep.

1258
01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:19,720
Says COVID, locusts, and now flying ants.

1259
01:58:20,580 --> 01:58:22,080
Any idea what's next?

1260
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:24,780
No doubt we will find out what's next.

1261
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:27,760
Somebody will tell us in a little jokey way.

1262
01:58:28,920 --> 01:58:29,700
Let's have a look.

1263
01:58:29,700 --> 01:58:31,720
We can just keep that there.

1264
01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:39,600
So we don't spoil the, uh, the, uh, surprise.

1265
01:58:40,120 --> 01:58:46,140
I just want to put on a bit of Alien and Farmer's background music to this article.

1266
01:58:52,860 --> 01:58:53,300
Jesus.

1267
01:58:54,260 --> 01:58:56,140
Fucking Grammarly adverts are loud.

1268
01:58:56,140 --> 01:59:01,740
Yeah.

1269
01:59:01,740 --> 01:59:02,040
Yeah.

1270
01:59:03,060 --> 01:59:05,520
We can read the comments to the fucking tune as well.

1271
01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:08,360
Dave, Dave Barrett.

1272
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:12,780
It's about to, here comes Dave Barrett with a four year comment.

1273
01:59:12,860 --> 01:59:13,040
Yeah.

1274
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:15,920
Look over it.

1275
01:59:16,180 --> 01:59:17,480
Now flying ants.

1276
01:59:17,620 --> 01:59:18,780
Any idea what's next?

1277
01:59:18,920 --> 01:59:21,140
That's the same comment that he just made up there.

1278
01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:23,160
Oh no, it's not.

1279
01:59:23,420 --> 01:59:23,680
It's not.

1280
01:59:24,060 --> 01:59:24,380
Sorry.

1281
01:59:26,580 --> 01:59:28,620
Dancing Aliens is the reply.

1282
01:59:30,580 --> 01:59:32,540
Dancing Aliens, 27 likes.

1283
01:59:32,940 --> 01:59:36,340
Dancing Aliens, Dancing Aliens, 27 likes.

1284
01:59:36,820 --> 01:59:40,020
Dancing Aliens, Dancing Aliens, 27 likes.

1285
01:59:44,080 --> 01:59:45,420
COVID and the locusts.

1286
01:59:45,500 --> 01:59:46,120
Now they're flying.

1287
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:47,700
Any idea what's next?

1288
01:59:48,160 --> 01:59:50,020
COVID locusts and the flying ants.

1289
01:59:50,260 --> 01:59:51,420
Any idea what's next?

1290
01:59:51,660 --> 01:59:53,740
21 thumbs up for that comment.

1291
01:59:54,060 --> 01:59:55,240
Dancing Aliens, maybe.

1292
01:59:55,920 --> 01:59:57,460
Kieran O'Donohue, two years.

1293
01:59:57,820 --> 01:59:59,040
Dogs with bees in their mouth.

1294
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:02,780
When they bark, they shoot the bees at you.

1295
02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:06,540
Simpsons reference, Simpsons reference, 62 likes for that.

1296
02:00:06,980 --> 02:00:10,280
Simpsons reference, Simpsons reference, 62 likes for that.

1297
02:00:10,280 --> 02:00:14,160
You've just done a Simpsons reference on thejournal.ie.

1298
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:18,960
Mary Oliver, six years in the biznatch.

1299
02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:21,160
Nine more to go.

1300
02:00:23,960 --> 02:00:24,940
Why's the comma?

1301
02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,900
Misplaced comma.

1302
02:00:27,300 --> 02:00:28,160
After nine more.

1303
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:29,980
Shouldn't have put the comma there.

1304
02:00:30,640 --> 02:00:31,000
Nine more.

1305
02:00:31,380 --> 02:00:31,960
To go.

1306
02:00:32,340 --> 02:00:33,540
12 plagues of Egypt.

1307
02:00:33,980 --> 02:00:35,120
In biblical times.

1308
02:00:35,440 --> 02:00:36,100
Biblical times.

1309
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:37,160
Not a good comment.

1310
02:00:37,660 --> 02:00:38,720
Only three thumbs.

1311
02:00:38,980 --> 02:00:39,720
Only three thumbs.

1312
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:40,980
Not a great comment.

1313
02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:42,560
It was an okay comment.

1314
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:43,520
It was a good comment.

1315
02:00:43,600 --> 02:00:44,740
But not a great comment.

1316
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:46,280
Nine more to go.

1317
02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:48,200
12 plagues of Egypt.

1318
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:49,060
In biblical times.

1319
02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:50,100
Biblical reference.

1320
02:00:50,260 --> 02:00:51,000
She must be Christian.

1321
02:00:51,260 --> 02:00:52,380
Six years in the journal.

1322
02:00:53,300 --> 02:00:53,820
Mary Oliver.

1323
02:00:54,280 --> 02:00:55,720
Replying to a thread.

1324
02:00:55,920 --> 02:00:56,620
Dave Barrett mid.

1325
02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:57,660
Four years in the business.

1326
02:00:57,920 --> 02:00:58,740
Covered locusts.

1327
02:00:58,900 --> 02:01:00,100
And flying ants.

1328
02:01:00,400 --> 02:01:01,420
Any idea what's next.

1329
02:01:01,640 --> 02:01:02,260
Dancing aliens.

1330
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:03,780
Anna Simpsons reference.

1331
02:01:05,360 --> 02:01:06,080
Kenneth Hayden.

1332
02:01:06,380 --> 02:01:07,540
Kenneth Hayden.

1333
02:01:07,540 --> 02:01:11,420
I welcome our flying ant overlords.

1334
02:01:11,720 --> 02:01:12,280
Another fucking.

1335
02:01:12,660 --> 02:01:12,880
Oh.

1336
02:01:13,020 --> 02:01:13,200
Sorry.

1337
02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:16,640
Sorry.

1338
02:01:16,700 --> 02:01:17,140
It's the video.

1339
02:01:17,280 --> 02:01:17,560
There's a.

1340
02:01:18,540 --> 02:01:19,500
Another Simpsons.

1341
02:01:19,680 --> 02:01:20,860
Another Simpsons reference.

1342
02:01:22,300 --> 02:01:24,780
A severe lack of thought going into these comments.

1343
02:01:27,460 --> 02:01:28,480
Simpsons reference.

1344
02:01:28,780 --> 02:01:29,700
Five years in the biz.

1345
02:01:31,200 --> 02:01:32,220
18 thumbs up.

1346
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:33,860
Oh.

1347
02:01:33,860 --> 02:01:34,220
Oh.

1348
02:01:35,540 --> 02:01:36,060
Oh.

1349
02:01:37,440 --> 02:01:37,900
Oh.

1350
02:01:37,900 --> 02:01:38,900
Oh.

1351
02:02:07,180 --> 02:02:09,160
Just trying to do something there with the dog.

1352
02:02:09,240 --> 02:02:09,840
Didn't work out.

1353
02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:20,920
He's fucked off.

1354
02:02:21,060 --> 02:02:22,400
I tried to get him on the thing there.

1355
02:02:22,480 --> 02:02:23,080
He's fucked off.

1356
02:02:25,260 --> 02:02:26,580
Here comes Kevin Collins.

1357
02:02:26,800 --> 02:02:27,440
With another.

1358
02:02:27,800 --> 02:02:28,460
Little comment.

1359
02:02:28,780 --> 02:02:29,000
On.

1360
02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:29,440
The.

1361
02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:30,520
And farm video.

1362
02:02:33,300 --> 02:02:34,640
Eight years in the business.

1363
02:02:35,060 --> 02:02:36,720
Considering all that is going on at the moment.

1364
02:02:36,720 --> 02:02:38,320
I think it's very encouraging.

1365
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:39,340
That a scheduled.

1366
02:02:39,680 --> 02:02:40,900
Event is able to proceed.

1367
02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:42,040
As planned.

1368
02:02:42,540 --> 02:02:43,240
Kind of similar.

1369
02:02:43,340 --> 02:02:44,740
Kind of comment to the one up here.

1370
02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:46,980
Owen Carroll.

1371
02:02:47,240 --> 02:02:48,300
Made a similar sentiment.

1372
02:02:48,920 --> 02:02:49,660
Owen Carroll.

1373
02:02:49,980 --> 02:02:50,600
Made a similar.

1374
02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:52,180
Sentiment up here.

1375
02:02:52,620 --> 02:02:53,720
That got 53 likes.

1376
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:54,220
This.

1377
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:55,460
The replicated sentiment.

1378
02:02:55,940 --> 02:02:56,240
Only.

1379
02:02:56,580 --> 02:02:57,480
Replicated sentiment.

1380
02:02:57,860 --> 02:02:58,180
Only.

1381
02:02:58,540 --> 02:02:59,760
Got 16 thumbs up.

1382
02:03:00,160 --> 02:03:01,060
Kevin Collins.

1383
02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:02,020
Eight years.

1384
02:03:02,240 --> 02:03:02,860
In the journal.

1385
02:03:04,860 --> 02:03:05,660
Lisa Quinn.

1386
02:03:05,660 --> 02:03:06,800
With a one year.

1387
02:03:07,040 --> 02:03:07,300
Comment.

1388
02:03:07,760 --> 02:03:08,640
Brilliant ants.

1389
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:09,780
Flying effing ants.

1390
02:03:09,960 --> 02:03:10,580
And a virus.

1391
02:03:11,520 --> 02:03:12,360
Any horsemen.

1392
02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:13,060
Out there.

1393
02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:14,860
Wanna get together.

1394
02:03:16,460 --> 02:03:17,080
Sean Simpson.

1395
02:03:17,740 --> 02:03:19,040
Wonder if it's a Simpson reference.

1396
02:03:19,380 --> 02:03:20,180
Will we have.

1397
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:21,080
Quarantine.

1398
02:03:21,540 --> 02:03:22,580
For 14 days.

1399
02:03:22,900 --> 02:03:24,000
11 likes for that.

1400
02:03:24,340 --> 02:03:24,720
COVID.

1401
02:03:25,080 --> 02:03:25,880
COVID related.

1402
02:03:26,220 --> 02:03:26,440
Stuff.

1403
02:03:27,320 --> 02:03:28,440
Another example.

1404
02:03:28,740 --> 02:03:30,260
Of the open border policy.

1405
02:03:30,520 --> 02:03:31,400
10 thumbs up.

1406
02:03:31,640 --> 02:03:32,320
From GR.

1407
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:33,400
7 years.

1408
02:03:34,020 --> 02:03:34,940
Mattress dick.

1409
02:03:35,400 --> 02:03:35,960
6 months.

1410
02:03:37,620 --> 02:03:38,920
We had them on the Wednesday.

1411
02:03:39,300 --> 02:03:39,840
Must have.

1412
02:03:40,160 --> 02:03:41,580
Half a million months living under my patio.

1413
02:03:42,040 --> 02:03:42,420
What?

1414
02:03:42,700 --> 02:03:43,600
What does that mean?

1415
02:03:43,960 --> 02:03:45,200
Still got 5 thumbs up.

1416
02:03:45,540 --> 02:03:46,540
Doesn't really make sense.

1417
02:03:46,760 --> 02:03:47,480
Doesn't make sense.

1418
02:03:47,660 --> 02:03:48,860
But it got 5 thumbs up.

1419
02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:50,320
Doesn't really make sense.

1420
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:51,260
Doesn't make sense.

1421
02:03:51,420 --> 02:03:52,680
But it got 5 thumbs up.

1422
02:03:53,020 --> 02:03:54,140
Doesn't really make sense.

1423
02:03:54,340 --> 02:03:55,120
Really make sense.

1424
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:56,460
But it got 5 thumbs up.

1425
02:03:56,880 --> 02:03:57,960
Doesn't really make sense.

1426
02:03:58,140 --> 02:03:58,920
Doesn't make sense.

1427
02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:00,460
That was the comments.

1428
02:04:03,720 --> 02:04:04,160
Okay.

1429
02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:04,680
That's that.

1430
02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:07,240
We're back.

1431
02:04:07,340 --> 02:04:08,140
Back to the game now.

1432
02:04:09,780 --> 02:04:10,960
There was no monster.

1433
02:04:11,100 --> 02:04:11,700
Quaffed.

1434
02:04:12,240 --> 02:04:12,620
Grid.

1435
02:04:12,980 --> 02:04:13,940
I've just had some.

1436
02:04:14,300 --> 02:04:14,920
Quaffy.

1437
02:04:15,760 --> 02:04:16,160
And.

1438
02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:17,280
Water.

1439
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:17,900
And a banana.

1440
02:04:22,840 --> 02:04:24,900
What's with all the fucking Simpsons references?

1441
02:04:26,440 --> 02:04:31,820
They're alright.

1442
02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:32,620
But I mean.

1443
02:04:33,280 --> 02:04:34,980
If there's one already in the thread.

1444
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:37,240
Then go to a different kind of gag or a joke.

1445
02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:39,000
Plus.

1446
02:04:39,960 --> 02:04:40,580
You're showing.

1447
02:04:40,960 --> 02:04:43,500
It shows you your age on the fucking sub.

1448
02:04:43,740 --> 02:04:44,200
On the.

1449
02:04:45,340 --> 02:04:46,480
Whatever you call that.

1450
02:04:46,600 --> 02:04:47,760
The comment section.

1451
02:04:47,880 --> 02:04:49,040
Shows you how long you've been at.

1452
02:04:49,180 --> 02:04:49,540
So I mean.

1453
02:04:50,540 --> 02:04:52,200
You really need to up your game.

1454
02:04:52,200 --> 02:04:53,180
If you're an 8 year.

1455
02:04:59,980 --> 02:05:01,960
You need to get yourself a lock of bamboo.

1456
02:05:01,960 --> 02:05:18,340
But for real.

1457
02:05:18,480 --> 02:05:20,620
How many slaps does the game get out of 10?

1458
02:05:20,740 --> 02:05:21,460
7 slaps.

1459
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:23,420
9 slaps out of 10.

1460
02:05:23,480 --> 02:05:24,280
A meta slap.

1461
02:05:26,080 --> 02:05:26,480
That.

1462
02:05:26,540 --> 02:05:27,200
He can do a kick.

1463
02:05:35,780 --> 02:05:36,140
Yes.

1464
02:05:38,620 --> 02:05:39,100
This.

1465
02:05:40,460 --> 02:05:40,820
Yeah.

1466
02:05:40,820 --> 02:05:40,880
Yeah.

1467
02:05:49,880 --> 02:05:56,580
Trying to see if there's any combination movement.

1468
02:05:56,880 --> 02:05:57,020
Alright.

1469
02:05:57,200 --> 02:05:57,320
Good.

1470
02:05:58,220 --> 02:05:58,720
Let's have a look.

1471
02:05:58,880 --> 02:05:59,960
We'll get on this horse and go.

1472
02:06:04,160 --> 02:06:04,600
Slaptronics.

1473
02:06:05,260 --> 02:06:07,200
And with no more missions for Makoto.

1474
02:06:07,540 --> 02:06:08,400
The Makoto woman.

1475
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:11,780
We will have to come back another time.

1476
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:13,180
For that kind of stuff.

1477
02:06:15,060 --> 02:06:16,500
And Aaron Brennan here.

1478
02:06:17,300 --> 02:06:18,200
Just tip your.

1479
02:06:18,360 --> 02:06:18,880
One euro.

1480
02:06:19,040 --> 02:06:19,800
Thanks so much.

1481
02:06:19,820 --> 02:06:20,520
Aaron Brennan.

1482
02:06:21,320 --> 02:06:22,500
Hope you're getting on well.

1483
02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:26,600
Blood on the grass.

1484
02:06:26,780 --> 02:06:28,100
This is Jin's story.

1485
02:06:28,240 --> 02:06:30,180
Which is a part of Jin's journey.

1486
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:32,320
And.

1487
02:06:33,180 --> 02:06:34,340
Lil Gandhi.

1488
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,580
Thank you so much.

1489
02:06:36,980 --> 02:06:39,180
Thoughts on going to the owl twitch.

1490
02:06:39,860 --> 02:06:40,980
Well I gotta tell you something.

1491
02:06:41,420 --> 02:06:42,760
I have not thought about it.

1492
02:06:43,560 --> 02:06:43,860
Why.

1493
02:06:44,220 --> 02:06:45,560
Why should I do that.

1494
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:47,440
When I have a great little.

1495
02:06:48,240 --> 02:06:49,420
Situation going here.

1496
02:06:51,260 --> 02:06:53,740
And we got blood on the grass.

1497
02:06:54,540 --> 02:06:55,900
We follow the wind here.

1498
02:06:56,120 --> 02:06:57,140
Which is a great.

1499
02:06:57,320 --> 02:06:57,600
Great.

1500
02:06:57,940 --> 02:06:58,900
In game mechanic.

1501
02:06:59,060 --> 02:07:00,100
You follow the wind.

1502
02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:01,780
You don't need to be checking.

1503
02:07:01,780 --> 02:07:03,680
Or constantly refreshing your map.

1504
02:07:05,360 --> 02:07:06,480
Dipping into the map.

1505
02:07:06,840 --> 02:07:07,960
And we've got a real.

1506
02:07:08,160 --> 02:07:09,080
Low key.

1507
02:07:09,080 --> 02:07:10,080
H.U.D.

1508
02:07:10,080 --> 02:07:12,760
Low key.

1509
02:07:13,460 --> 02:07:14,000
Hedge up.

1510
02:07:14,160 --> 02:07:15,120
Hedge up.

1511
02:07:15,240 --> 02:07:16,340
Display guys.

1512
02:07:20,760 --> 02:07:21,400
In.

1513
02:07:21,820 --> 02:07:22,820
In Dutch.

1514
02:07:24,320 --> 02:07:25,780
It's the hedge up display.

1515
02:07:26,280 --> 02:07:26,480
In the.

1516
02:07:26,620 --> 02:07:27,080
Internet.

1517
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:27,620
Ledge.

1518
02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:30,620
But it's a heads up display.

1519
02:07:30,760 --> 02:07:31,240
It's a.

1520
02:07:31,240 --> 02:07:31,900
It's a H.U.D.

1521
02:07:31,900 --> 02:07:33,080
Which was developed in.

1522
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:33,780
Slapan.

1523
02:07:34,200 --> 02:07:35,460
And that's why it slaps.

1524
02:07:36,200 --> 02:07:36,760
Also.

1525
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:37,980
The code was written in.

1526
02:07:38,060 --> 02:07:38,880
Slapanese.

1527
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:42,360
Fuck.

1528
02:07:42,360 --> 02:07:42,400
Fuck.

1529
02:07:57,460 --> 02:07:58,260
Wet carpet.

1530
02:07:58,260 --> 02:07:59,440
Thank you very much.

1531
02:08:02,020 --> 02:08:03,040
What happened here.

1532
02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:05,500
Fuckin'.

1533
02:08:05,500 --> 02:08:07,380
There's a bit of savagery.

1534
02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:15,160
more Mongolians.

1535
02:08:15,160 --> 02:08:28,100
More Mongolians.

1536
02:08:28,100 --> 02:08:39,380
Arrows.

1537
02:08:39,380 --> 02:08:43,340
Arrows.

1538
02:08:43,340 --> 02:08:57,820
Can download this game.

1539
02:08:57,820 --> 02:09:00,080
Download this game on the slap store.

1540
02:09:05,800 --> 02:09:06,800
Because it slaps.

1541
02:09:06,800 --> 02:09:07,440
Because it slaps.

1542
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:13,420
We have a crouching.

1543
02:09:14,140 --> 02:09:15,420
Crouch peasant here.

1544
02:09:16,380 --> 02:09:18,720
Which was developed in ancient Japan.

1545
02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:21,920
He's got a bald pate.

1546
02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:26,260
And look.

1547
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:27,040
Just look at that.

1548
02:09:27,240 --> 02:09:28,000
That pate.

1549
02:09:32,800 --> 02:09:34,800
Slap coin.

1550
02:09:45,940 --> 02:09:51,320
I just want to play Pro Evolution Soccer now and play with the USA again. I might do that.

1551
02:09:52,540 --> 02:09:53,600
The game is great though.

1552
02:09:55,000 --> 02:09:56,560
How are you enjoying the game?

1553
02:09:57,560 --> 02:10:00,180
I'm enjoying the game. I think it's great.

1554
02:10:00,180 --> 02:10:06,020
Thanks for asking. And thanks for tuning in.

1555
02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:17,300
I'm enjoying the game because it moves at pace.

1556
02:10:17,300 --> 02:10:41,300
Great. If you can play an interactive game, you can play two. What game is there that does that? I don't know if there is one. Even though there's thousands of them.

1557
02:10:45,300 --> 02:10:49,700
It's been a while since we had a feed of grief. We're going for a fucking scalp of grief now.

1558
02:11:09,300 --> 02:11:11,800
National Ball Association.

1559
02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:41,780
National Ball Association.

1560
02:11:41,780 --> 02:12:11,760
National Ball Association.

1561
02:12:11,760 --> 02:12:41,740
National Ball Association.

1562
02:12:41,740 --> 02:13:11,720
National Ball Association.

1563
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:41,700
National Ball Association.

1564
02:13:41,700 --> 02:14:11,680
National Ball Association.

1565
02:14:11,680 --> 02:14:41,660
National Ball Association.

1566
02:14:41,660 --> 02:15:11,640
National Ball Association.

1567
02:15:11,640 --> 02:15:41,620
National Ball Association.

1568
02:15:41,620 --> 02:16:11,600
National Ball Association.

1569
02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:41,580
National Ball Association.

1570
02:16:41,580 --> 02:17:11,560
National Ball Association.

1571
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:41,540
National Ball Association.

1572
02:17:41,540 --> 02:18:11,520
National Ball Association.

1573
02:18:11,520 --> 02:18:41,500
National Ball Association.

1574
02:18:41,500 --> 02:19:11,480
National Ball Association.

1575
02:19:11,480 --> 02:19:41,460
National Ball Association.

1576
02:19:41,460 --> 02:20:11,440
National Ball Association.

1577
02:20:11,440 --> 02:20:41,420
National Ball Association.

1578
02:20:41,420 --> 02:21:11,400
National Ball Association.

1579
02:21:11,400 --> 02:21:41,380
National Ball Association.

1580
02:21:41,380 --> 02:22:11,360
National Ball Association.

1581
02:22:11,360 --> 02:22:41,340
National Ball Association.

1582
02:22:41,340 --> 02:23:11,320
National Ball Association.

1583
02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:41,300
National Ball Association.

1584
02:23:41,300 --> 02:24:11,280
National Ball Association.

1585
02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:41,260
National Ball Association.

1586
02:24:41,260 --> 02:25:11,240
National Ball Association.

1587
02:25:11,240 --> 02:25:41,220
National Ball Association.

1588
02:25:41,220 --> 02:26:11,200
National Ball Association.

1589
02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:41,180
National Ball Association.

1590
02:26:41,180 --> 02:27:11,160
National Ball Association.

1591
02:27:11,160 --> 02:27:41,140
National Ball Association.

1592
02:27:41,140 --> 02:28:11,120
National Ball Association.

1593
02:28:11,120 --> 02:28:41,100
National Ball Association.

1594
02:28:41,100 --> 02:29:11,080
National Ball Association.

1595
02:29:11,080 --> 02:29:41,060
National Ball Association.

1596
02:29:41,060 --> 02:30:11,040
National Ball Association.

1597
02:30:11,040 --> 02:30:41,020
National Ball Association.

1598
02:30:41,020 --> 02:31:11,000
National Ball Association.

1599
02:31:11,000 --> 02:31:40,980
National Ball Association.

1600
02:31:40,980 --> 02:32:10,960
National Ball Association.

1601
02:32:10,960 --> 02:32:40,940
National Ball Association.

1602
02:32:40,940 --> 02:33:10,920
National Ball Association.

1603
02:33:10,920 --> 02:33:40,900
National Ball Association.

1604
02:33:40,900 --> 02:34:10,880
National Ball Association.

1605
02:34:10,880 --> 02:34:40,860
National Ball Association.

1606
02:34:40,860 --> 02:35:10,840
National Ball Association.

1607
02:35:10,840 --> 02:35:40,820
National Ball Association.

1608
02:35:40,820 --> 02:36:10,800
National Ball Association.

1609
02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:40,780
National Ball Association.

1610
02:36:40,780 --> 02:37:10,760
National Ball Association.

1611
02:37:10,760 --> 02:37:40,740
National Ball Association.

1612
02:37:40,740 --> 02:38:10,720
National Ball Association.

1613
02:38:10,720 --> 02:38:40,700
National Ball Association.

1614
02:38:40,700 --> 02:39:10,680
National Ball Association.

1615
02:39:10,680 --> 02:39:40,660
National Ball Association.

1616
02:39:40,660 --> 02:40:10,640
National Ball Association.

1617
02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:40,620
National Ball Association.

1618
02:40:40,620 --> 02:41:10,600
National Ball Association.

1619
02:41:10,600 --> 02:41:40,580
National Ball Association.

1620
02:41:40,580 --> 02:42:10,560
National Ball Association.

1621
02:42:10,560 --> 02:42:40,540
National Ball Association.

1622
02:42:40,540 --> 02:43:10,520
National Ball Association.

1623
02:43:10,520 --> 02:43:40,500
National Ball Association.

1624
02:43:40,500 --> 02:44:10,480
National Ball Association.

1625
02:44:10,480 --> 02:44:40,460
National Ball Association.

1626
02:44:40,460 --> 02:45:10,440
National Ball Association.

1627
02:45:10,440 --> 02:45:40,420
National Ball Association.