1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 Thank you. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:37,680 Snake. Any snake going? Any snakes down in Casava these days? 5 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,040 Whoa. 6 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:53,680 I can see. I've got a little monitor now. I can see the chat without having to look at the fucking... 7 00:01:53,680 --> 00:02:01,800 The Yoakamabob. And the technology has advanced to the point where we can see we've got little snakes going on there. 8 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:14,820 It's a new thing. Snakeball. Did you not read the government directive today? 9 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:26,680 Pubs? Still no decision made. Flip side of that coin. Government funded snakeball for everyone. 10 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:44,300 Everyone is going to get a green screen in the post. And that's going to allow you ample time to get to grips with snakeball, which is the new thing on the street. The new game. 11 00:02:45,900 --> 00:03:00,160 Gremlins 2, the new batch. Gremlins 3, the new clan. Gremlins 4, the new cunts. 12 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:18,780 Gremlins 5, you're outlady. Gremlins 6, good luck. Gremlins 7, good luck. 13 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:21,080 I couldn't think of anything. 14 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:22,400 Just sorry there. 15 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,640 Need to see if you're all good. 16 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,360 Copa directed. 17 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:32,680 Gremlin 7. 18 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:33,280 Glad. 19 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,420 Gremlins and the final Gremlin. 20 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,120 How are you getting on? 21 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:37,540 Jack. 22 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:38,360 Chair face. 23 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,260 Patting. 24 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,220 Sean. 25 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:40,820 Quib. 26 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,440 Gremlins 8. 27 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,560 Pints. 28 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:48,900 Fairly dry, to be honest. 29 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:49,580 CM. 30 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:49,820 CM. 31 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,760 TBH, to be honest. 32 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,240 Love the latest. 33 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,140 Love the teletext. 34 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,260 Thanks very much. 35 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:03,880 Thanks very much. 36 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:06,840 Gremlins 9. 37 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,620 Dodo, thank you very much. 38 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,700 You hammered your mother. 39 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,980 You hammered your snake. 40 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:18,160 Gremlins.ie. 41 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:18,180 I mean, exactly. 42 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:18,660 I mean, exactly. 43 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:18,660 I mean, exactly. 44 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:18,660 I mean, exactly. 45 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:19,520 I mean, there you go. 46 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:19,960 Tomorrow. 47 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,260 Gremlins.ie. 48 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,740 Sandball deluxe edition. 49 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,700 It's 0-0 in the playoff. 50 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:39,800 I think Mitrovic is coming on. 51 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,680 Or maybe not. 52 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,760 I can't see. 53 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,040 I can only hear the fucking thing. 54 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,980 I was toying with the idea of trying to put the match on the green screen. 55 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,240 But that's not going to work. 56 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:56,480 Because the thing would be taken down then. 57 00:04:56,620 --> 00:05:00,400 I'd be cut out of society. 58 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,460 Gremlins 22. 59 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,040 Electric Boogaloo. 60 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:08,140 Can you do one around the world? 61 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,100 I might. 62 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:09,620 I might. 63 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,940 Sure, we're not allowed to go around the world. 64 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:12,800 It's fucking COVID. 65 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:22,520 If I was to listen to any of ye, I'd be breaching the rules of COVID. 66 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,000 COVID-19. 67 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Anaconda G, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip. 68 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,180 I hope you're getting on well. 69 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,680 And teletext forever as well. 70 00:05:37,680 --> 00:06:06,040 You download the Gremulator and you can run old versions of Gremlins on your hard drive. 71 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,500 On your OS. 72 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,280 That's the truth. 73 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,700 And there's no lie. 74 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:19,560 There's not an element of lies inside that truth ball that I just delivered to your mind. 75 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,560 And that's why you come here for the truth. 76 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,600 The truth is out there. 77 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,820 And I want to give you another truth, Nugget. 78 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,100 Now. 79 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,460 The vaccine. 80 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,640 They have a vaccine. 81 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,920 They're just not arsed. 82 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,000 Giving it out yet. 83 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,060 Why? 84 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:49,820 Because they want to find a way of injecting nanomachines into our bodies when they give us the fucking injection in a year or two's time. 85 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,620 The injection is got. 86 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:54,520 There's no problem with the injection. 87 00:06:55,840 --> 00:07:00,200 But they're still developing the nanomachines that they're going to put into the fucking vaccine. 88 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,840 Which will control us. 89 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,300 Inevitably control us. 90 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,200 You thought it was bullshit. 91 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,480 You thought it was just some sort of sci-fi crack. 92 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,560 That only happened in video games and such. 93 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:14,920 Wrong. 94 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:20,200 They're going to be able to control us from our blood. 95 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,820 Our bloodstream is going to have these nanomachines in them. 96 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,640 Our body is. 97 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:29,120 And what that will do is. 98 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,680 It will make us appear on a radar. 99 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,680 Then they'll know where we are at all times. 100 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,120 And also it will affect decision making. 101 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,300 Conspiracy theory number two is. 102 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:55,980 A socially engineered project where they try to. 103 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,160 Get everyone to. 104 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,080 Stay. 105 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,900 They don't want any more crowds. 106 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:04,120 Because crowds are intimidating for. 107 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,340 The people who control us. 108 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,120 So they never used to like football matches and stuff like that anyway. 109 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,680 They don't like people gathering en masse. 110 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,700 Because it poses a threat to control. 111 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,280 But they're going to fucking. 112 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,580 They're stopping that now. 113 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,360 And they're getting their bearings. 114 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,480 And they're seeing what it's like. 115 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,360 And they're seeing what we're reacting like as well you know. 116 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,040 Because people can't be trusted. 117 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,240 Look at all these fucking gobshites going over to Ibiza. 118 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:36,880 And then. 119 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:39,460 Doing like body shots and. 120 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:41,240 Look at. 121 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,560 Look at how cool I am. 122 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,100 Influencers and all that kind of stuff. 123 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:44,960 There's no. 124 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:45,720 Way. 125 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,520 People will not. 126 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,500 Go on the piss. 127 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:50,740 And get wild. 128 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,580 So they're stopping that. 129 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,000 They're stopping that. 130 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,760 And it's a shame for the pubs as well. 131 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,300 The pubs are. 132 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,520 And the pubs are going to go down. 133 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,360 And it'll be weather spoons. 134 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,120 See they want weather spoons to come in. 135 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:06,960 It's an ad. 136 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,320 It's a British pub invasion. 137 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,440 Gastro pub. 138 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,840 Fruit machines. 139 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,800 Frozen meals with your pint. 140 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,080 And then we. 141 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,600 And the fruit machine. 142 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,680 On top of the fruit machines. 143 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,960 The nano machines inside the fucking blood vessels as well. 144 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,460 And I don't know if there's any relation to the fruit machine there. 145 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:33,000 With that. 146 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,440 Let me just have a quick look at the chat there. 147 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,920 See if you're picking up on what's going on. 148 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,240 Boycott spoons. 149 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:42,020 James Long says lol like it's a joke James. 150 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:42,580 Is this a. 151 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:46,780 Do you think that fruit machines are in your blood are a joke James? 152 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,000 Who are you James? 153 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,100 Jimmy jokes is it? 154 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,620 Shane Egan's fucking retracting messages. 155 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:56,820 What they gonna do? 156 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,460 Reduce my social score. 157 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:02,380 Says bye Pat. 158 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,520 You on jail Francis. 159 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,340 PK says you on jail. 160 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,260 Don't know what that means. 161 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,180 But thanks for watching. 162 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:12,120 The lale lule lule lule is after you as well. 163 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:12,920 Patine Connell. 164 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,800 Weather snakes. 165 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,240 If you can't laugh about it you'll only end up crying. 166 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,220 And that's the truth. 167 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,440 Isn't that the fucking truth? 168 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:24,020 Isn't that the truth about the whole shebang? 169 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:26,420 Oh. 170 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,000 They're gonna inject hormones. 171 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,640 They're gonna inject cattle hormones into us. 172 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,000 To make milk. 173 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,300 To make us milky. 174 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,340 If you don't laugh about it there's not a lot else you can do. 175 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,280 That's the way it's gonna go. 176 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:41,540 Madness. 177 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,020 Absolute people just laughing. 178 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,580 At the fucking sheer ridiculous and insanity. 179 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:50,100 Which is gonna be laying us all to waste. 180 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,620 Max Darwin. 181 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,480 Thank you very much. 182 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,300 Robbie. 183 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,160 Boom Murphy. 184 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,080 Thank you very much. 185 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,740 And of course. 186 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,780 The unbelievable. 187 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:02,720 Sarah. 188 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:03,720 And James. 189 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,080 Very very kind to you. 190 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,660 I believe Mitrovic is on the pitch now. 191 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:10,800 Well. 192 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,140 We can hear it anyway. 193 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,500 Or I can. 194 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,400 I doubt any of you care. 195 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,620 If you cared you'd be watching it. 196 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,520 I'd rather see Brentford. 197 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:31,520 Go up. 198 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,560 Go up. 199 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:34,100 Than Fulham. 200 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:36,740 Just because. 201 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,900 Don't think I've ever seen them. 202 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,440 In the Premier League before. 203 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,340 And I'd love it if Snakes made an appearance as well. 204 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,480 Like nice little fellas like that. 205 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,580 And like sneaky. 206 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,200 Sneaky jobs. 207 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,240 Like himself. 208 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:56,340 Like himself. 209 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,000 Cassava. 210 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:04,720 Cassava. 211 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:05,300 Cassava. 212 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,160 Cassava. 213 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:06,800 Cassava. 214 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,360 Cassava. 215 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,240 Fucking hell. 216 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,080 Fucking hit myself in the face. 217 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:14,700 Tipperary. 218 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,140 How are you? 219 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,460 Is he not reading out tip messages tonight? 220 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,060 Tipperary. 221 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,740 Sure am I reading the message you've just wrote. 222 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,360 Their tip. 223 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,180 Jesus. 224 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,240 Jesus. 225 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,440 Lathered in Snake. 226 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,580 The Snakes will be winning the Ballon d'Or tonight. 227 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,460 This year's Ballon d'Or winner. 228 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,360 Nominees are. 229 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:46,740 Lionel Messi. 230 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,940 Cristiano Ronaldo. 231 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,240 Who else will be? 232 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,480 And Simon Snake. 233 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,940 And the winner is. 234 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,680 Simon Snake everybody. 235 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,560 I can hear fucking Knockhart is knocking around the ball there. 236 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,800 Knockhart's after you. 237 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,620 He'll fucking knock your heart out. 238 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:16,560 Sandicle. 239 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 You want it around the world, yeah? 240 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Around that man! Around that world! 241 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,880 Around that world! 242 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Around that world! 243 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,300 Snakeball! Snakeball! 244 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,220 Boosh! Boosh! Boosh! Boosh! 245 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:35,000 Bonus! Bonus! Bonus! Bonus! 246 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,600 Bit of spit came out there. 247 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,280 Bit disgusting. 248 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,800 I've been sanitized. Don't worry about the spit. I've been sanitized. 249 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,800 I've been sanitized. 250 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 I've been sanitized. 251 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Sure, I washed my hands. 252 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Imagine the spit landed on someone and you just said, 253 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,800 Sure, I washed the hands this morning. 254 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Huh? 255 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,800 I mean, I assume... 256 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:11,800 Snake masks. There should be no... There should be a keepy-uppy championship. 257 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,600 championship 258 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:19,920 momamama monster kill monster kill 259 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:28,560 get on the snake masks man on all the 260 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,420 fucking I can see it's going chaos you 261 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:39,760 know chaotic mama duck thank you very 262 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:46,520 much viva the duck Sandra Joyce thank you 263 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,060 very much and Morgan Walsh Bill Gates 264 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:52,780 thank you stop spilling the tea absolute 265 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,180 bad crack exposing the nano machine says 266 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,760 Bill Gates back the drawing board for 267 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,620 fuck's sake so that's Bill Gates spooked 268 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,640 big shout out to Billy Gates for inventing 269 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:11,440 windows I tell you something we have 270 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,940 windows before you Gates because we could 271 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,760 see you coming you can't we knew there was 272 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,240 something dodgy about you why is it all the 273 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,780 tech billionaires become they want to have 274 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,780 they want to become Jesus after they've 275 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:39,080 done their business it's like the next evolution once they've built most wants to become the biggest God there is by going to Mars 276 00:15:39,080 --> 00:16:03,380 Donald Musk and Elon Tusk the fucking Tusk buddies eating a Rusk Donald Musk and fucking Elon Tusk were eating Rusks the last day I wouldn't mind but it's only baby food sure 277 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:22,680 fucking hell did you see the blast in Beirut that was that was like an atomic bomb it looked like an atomic bomb blast or something 278 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:36,980 fuck you wonder what the fuck caused that it was the port so it was probably a load of petrol and shit 279 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:42,920 Elon is a weird version of Alan how are you Alan? 280 00:16:42,920 --> 00:17:00,720 Trump is a blast oh the fucking Trump interview I just seen a couple of clips that might be one to watch for the wind down I don't know if I'll do a wind down after this 281 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:30,700 wind down but uh wind down glad wind down wind down but that one looks like one that you could just sit back and have like a fucking bit of popcorn a few snacks and really enjoy the comedy because he looks rubbish he's fucking rubbish I mean everyone knew he was rubbish do you know what the corona is? 282 00:17:30,700 --> 00:18:00,680 the corona the corona really fucked him up everyone knew he was shit but it took the fucking corona to really highlight it it's it's great crack you know and he was managing to he used utilize the celebrity in the box office takes hot takes and madness to just circumvent a complete lack of any 283 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:17,580 you know statesman like reasonable behaviour and for four years he managed to do it man and corona's made him look like a right fucking lemon lemon the guy's a lemon 284 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:47,560 it is what it is very sad it is what it is fucking great crack great crack but shite at actual effectiveness I know that uh 285 00:18:47,560 --> 00:19:09,840 nobody could see it nobody could see it coming but I mean there's a way of handling it oh yeah it's it's the complete do you know the lies everyone's always saying he just doesn't stop fucking lying he doesn't care and everyone's just going on his side all the people around his side are going that's just the way he speaks you know he's not like a politician that's just the way he is man 286 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:15,300 but then when he's going like 287 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:19,500 it's a nice number of deaths 288 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,840 he's almost saying it's a great success 289 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:29,220 fucking tool 290 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,220 toolians 291 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:43,380 what have I started now I go over to the chat 292 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,180 there'll be a load of 293 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:48,980 a load of heavy comments about it 294 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:55,420 what's the highest amount I don't know never counted 295 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,140 reptilian 296 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,920 got peeled man 297 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,060 saw him the other day with his mask over his forehead 298 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:07,000 are your feet not killing 299 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,320 not really Robbie no 300 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,280 not really no they're not at all 301 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,620 it's not like 302 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,800 it's not like a GA 303 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,420 ball that would be hard I'd say on the feet 304 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,160 to do solos with that for a long time 305 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,480 but I mean this indoor job 306 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,040 is okay 307 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,520 Mickey Joe Hart thank you very much 308 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,260 you've got the world tonight 309 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:36,840 and a big shout out too 310 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,220 to Ian Paisley 311 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:42,880 sure Ian Paisley 312 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,520 and 313 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,960 John Hume 314 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,020 I'll be rocking up 315 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,020 the fucking bar 316 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:51,400 up there in heaven 317 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:51,400 up there in heaven 318 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,240 tonight 319 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,940 putting the differences 320 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,920 aside 321 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,360 and getting absolutely 322 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,680 fucking laced 323 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,000 because do you know why 324 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,340 no corona in heaven 325 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:02,620 man 326 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:05,320 zero corona in heaven 327 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,400 being on the monsters 328 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,240 thank you very much 329 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,020 I haven't 330 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,300 bit of 331 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,580 bit of caffeine though 332 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:18,800 got a bit more caffeine here 333 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,900 it's gone to extra time 334 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,340 yeah of course 335 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,280 and you know 336 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:23,960 again you 337 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,120 in the snakeball 338 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,960 5000 world series 339 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:34,440 don't know if Paisley 340 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,080 is in heaven 341 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:35,340 Zach 342 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,440 sure everyone goes to heaven 343 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,220 everyone goes to heaven 344 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,600 that's what it's all about man 345 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,020 God forgives 346 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,560 that's what I learnt in school 347 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:42,840 anyway 348 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,640 that's the takeaway 349 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:43,940 I 350 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,120 that's the takeaway 351 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,180 I have from it 352 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,640 and how 353 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,200 Paisley would be in heaven anyway 354 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,180 because he was a priest 355 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:51,760 was he not 356 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,020 Paisley is in 357 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:54,940 Presbyterian heaven 358 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,020 Super Ted says 359 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,160 Presbyterian heaven 360 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,140 is a subsection 361 00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,240 of heaven 362 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,660 that is a fucked up situation 363 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,780 and now 364 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,520 do you know what else 365 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,380 is fucked up as well 366 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,640 if there is heaven 367 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,960 there's so many different religions 368 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,460 there's different versions of heaven 369 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,300 so they're all like 370 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,280 different nightclubs 371 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,980 or 372 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,740 do you know 373 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:14,840 you'll get up to the sky 374 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,360 and it'll be just as bad 375 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,020 as down here 376 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:17,520 they'll be like 377 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,660 fuck off 378 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,100 close the borders into heaven 379 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,400 we don't want any more people 380 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,420 getting into our heaven 381 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,540 and then there'll be loads of people going 382 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,980 fucking heaven's getting too right wing man 383 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,040 we need to bring it back again 384 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:35,880 can we get a he will not divide us rendition 385 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,380 Sean 386 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,580 he will not divide us 387 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,960 snake will not divide us 388 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,580 snake will not divide us 389 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,360 snake will not divide us 390 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,400 snakes will not divide us 391 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,660 snakes will not divide us 392 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,480 he will not divide us 393 00:22:53,480 --> 00:23:01,040 ah she built coffee there all over the fucking shirt 394 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,360 a white shirt 395 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:06,160 bollocks 396 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:12,900 any truth to that super ted 397 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:26,780 mcginnis and paisley knocking the shite out of each other in heaven i'd say 398 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:38,440 gotta hand it to the banana 399 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:43,820 i'll tell you who else is a nice little chap 400 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:48,020 this little rainforest frog that you get on the bananas 401 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:55,340 he's probably he's probably green screened out of it now because of this the snakes but uh he's a good guy 402 00:23:55,340 --> 00:24:02,520 your uh prospects of future employment increase exponentially you know what it's like to make a step up to the championship of the premier league 403 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,660 changes your life 404 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:04,940 of course it does i mean 405 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:09,560 probably players now will be saying that their social media followers are great 406 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,960 that'll be the first thing 407 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,940 yeah that'll be the first thing 408 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:18,600 i'd say paisley's up in heaven 409 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,340 buying rounds left right and center says has he big red 410 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,460 such historic clubs it is just 411 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:26,900 it's just fantastic to be a part of 412 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,040 and like you say it's the magnitude of knowing that 413 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,500 that maybe it's just frozen some of these players this evening 414 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,120 one of those two teams will be there 415 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:41,440 grogoski thank you very much man big shout out to big mc big macka ding dong 416 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:48,480 who's breaking lockdown for some side action on his holiday home in sunny dunygal 417 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,560 hopefully i haven't dropped you in it there 418 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,920 but then again nobody could be called macka ding dong 419 00:24:54,920 --> 00:25:00,080 unless he's well known around the town up there or something i don't know 420 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:08,940 press up twice francis 421 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:18,400 at least in heaven i can skate 422 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,020 look at that lad 423 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,160 see that little snake there on the hand 424 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,060 snake in the hand is gone now 425 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,220 snake in the hand is worth two in the bush 426 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:33,800 james lang how are you getting on 427 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,520 jimmy jokes here 428 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,960 thanks for every stream 429 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,120 saw the first few 430 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,280 sorry it's gone message is gone 431 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,940 saw the first few last nov 432 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:46,740 you bring laughter to all your followers don't give up 433 00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:49,920 i also hate weather snakes 434 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,680 all the best francis love all the streams 435 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,640 and you're contributors to lol jimmy jokes 436 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,980 jimmy thanks very much 437 00:25:55,980 --> 00:26:10,860 you're a good good solid skin and i hope you're having an amazing time viewing this unbelievable stream a lot of strings got pulled to bring this together i even had to call up my old geography teacher 438 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:24,140 and uh... i told him about the green screen and he said take it down i said there's no point in taking it down it won't be any use if there's no green screen 439 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:27,680 put it up good lad 440 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:33,620 baba 441 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:40,340 how are you all anyway any trebus with you 442 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:57,300 maybe uh... maybe uh... in one word what how would you describe current lockdown status how is everyone's current lockdown status in one word i want to see the uh... the chat go flying 443 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:05,540 a lot of people are talking how they've never seen a stream like this it's an incredible stream 444 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,980 sound bliss 445 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:23,860 shite trebus trebus 19 oh it's going too fast getting by boredom sound meh shite minor swedish jubilant inquisitive alone bollocks 446 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:26,000 Chaky, moist, depressing, it's mighty. 447 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,300 Pints, epic, lockdown, pints. 448 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,780 Tobacco, pungent, sending it, peaceful, unreal. 449 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,520 Crap, class, trebus, endless. 450 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,080 Sensual, good crack, swag, blur, anti-crack, solitary, no pints. 451 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,100 Usual, Swinfordian, class, tremendous, wank. 452 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:50,540 Erotic, oof, hash, hash, GMTV, indifferent. 453 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:53,640 There isn't that urgency, there isn't them. 454 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,500 That was a nice cross-section of stuff there. 455 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:03,060 And there wasn't as many negatives as I thought there was going to be. 456 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,320 There was a few that rolled in. 457 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,100 I think the most poignant was alone. 458 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,080 I think the most poignant was alone. 459 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,860 Sure, I'm alone. 460 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:26,600 Big up, John Hume from Antrim, man. 461 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,320 Thanks for the tip. 462 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:31,320 And ooh, knew someone found in a field after eating 20 bananas in a competition. 463 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:31,640 Careful. 464 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:34,540 I wouldn't eat 20 bananas if you paid me. 465 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,060 I couldn't. 466 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:38,280 I'd even feel fucking weird after three. 467 00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:51,880 I was fucking crash test dummied after three the last day. 468 00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:03,780 It was a lovely little snake. 469 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:29,920 bag drop. Lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp. They went all over the bed and flerp. Couldn't quite explain it, lovely little snake. Lovely snake, lovely snake. 470 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:57,560 Do do do do do. Do do do do do. Gaurdi took my CBD, thank you very much. You're going to the crash test dummies, man. They're fucking regrouping. They have a new album out. Crash test dummies too. Test again. Testicles. 471 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:11,040 Are you still listening to the crash testicle dummies? You can't. Music bully. You only listen to those fucking crash testicles, you big dummy. 472 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:28,300 You don't listen to real music like me. Remember getting a music dressing down when I was a kid and I went into the back of the pub to go and play some pool. 473 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:38,560 And there was lads there who were already there with the fucking money on the table. So I was trying to bide the time to wait till they're gone. I was over at the jukebox. 474 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:46,700 And I think I put on fucking, I don't know, prodigy or something. Fat of the land. 475 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:55,360 And they were like, this is fucking trying, man. Put on Nirvana. 476 00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:02,700 And I said, who's Nirvana? And they go, you never heard of Nirvana. You're a fucking disgrace to music, eh? 477 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,460 And, uh, sure I learnt about Nirvana then. That was the hard way to learn about them. 478 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,860 I learnt the hard way in front of other people laughing. 479 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:41,840 How was January? 480 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,680 January. Yeah, that was only fucking ten months ago. 481 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,040 What about a Pelé 7? 482 00:31:56,460 --> 00:32:01,180 Wish you could lash back a few pints and some lovely bits of pollen. 483 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,720 Wouldn't that be the fucking, wouldn't that be sweet? 484 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,380 But would it, though? 485 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,400 Would it? 486 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,680 Do you know? 487 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,460 Casual drug taking. 488 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,260 Is that what it's all about? Is it life? 489 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,940 Is that what it all comes down to? 490 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,640 Liam Murphy, thank you very much. 491 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,840 Any chance of Hardy Bucks coming back, Francis? 492 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,940 Up the villa, hi. 493 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,120 Thank you very much for the tip, Liam. 494 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,920 I don't know. 495 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,160 I don't know. 496 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,160 I don't know. 497 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,340 About that. 498 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:37,380 I don't know. 499 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:37,380 About that. 500 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,960 Because it's been ages. 501 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,900 And, uh, I'm a fictional character anyway, so I mean, I wouldn't be able to fucking know what was going on. 502 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,000 I'd only be a pawn in the big game of chess. 503 00:32:51,000 --> 00:33:04,680 Maybe not, but there's going to be another 15 series of this. 504 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,620 Ball man. 505 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,960 Lonely room ball man. 506 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,460 Featuring the crash testicle dummies. 507 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:21,140 With their smash hit, mmm two. 508 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:22,720 Mmm harder. 509 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,320 Mmm. 510 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:47,700 They just came back after 30 years away with the exact same song, but with a different kind of beat to it. 511 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,180 Which, remarkably, was worse than the original. 512 00:33:52,180 --> 00:34:13,900 John Dwayne, or Dwan. 513 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,820 How are you? What's going on here, John? 514 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:21,420 Well, I'm reading your message, John. That's what's going on. 515 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:24,180 A second wicked partnership of 210. 516 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:35,060 The Crash Testicle Dummies have fucking redone the EastEnders theme tune. 517 00:34:35,060 --> 00:35:05,040 Thank you. 518 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:35,020 Thank you. 519 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,020 Thank you. 520 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,020 Thank you. 521 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:43,320 Looks like it's gonna be shit. 522 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:49,180 It doesn't matter who he's got an outstanding player in Ben Rahman. 523 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,960 It's a set piece of people. 524 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:52,420 Top corner. 525 00:35:53,020 --> 00:36:01,560 That's the villain on this playoff final a year ago. 526 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,660 Shane Egan, how are you? 527 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,180 Bestie kid. 528 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,720 Mike Johnson, encore. 529 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,700 The thing does have lyrics. 530 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,020 I know, I've actually... 531 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:13,400 Anyone can fall in love. 532 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,420 Yeah, girls. 533 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:19,000 Just take a couple of these. 534 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,380 You'll be fucked in the morning. 535 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,540 Anyone can get fucked up. 536 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,220 Drink a bottle of that. 537 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,560 And then have a glass of this. 538 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,780 Binge drinking is such fun. 539 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,680 Dsh, dsh. 540 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,720 I can't believe I can't do it anymore. 541 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,860 Out in public. 542 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:50,260 I have to do it all alone. 543 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,180 Dsh, dsh. 544 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,740 It's still great crack. 545 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:57,420 But I wish that I could be in public. 546 00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,500 Whilst really pissed. 547 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,320 I wish I could be in public. 548 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,060 Whilst really pissed. 549 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:08,080 I mean, that's basically what it all boils down to, isn't it? 550 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,640 I wish I could be fucking rat-arsed in public. 551 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,400 I want people to see me. 552 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,140 I want to be around people while I am fucked. 553 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,260 I can't believe the government are stopping me from doing that. 554 00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:20,880 I'm going to go on Facebook now. 555 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,740 And post political opinions. 556 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:44,480 Thank you very much Gaff Tour in Mamaduck. 557 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,340 No Gaff Tour today I'm afraid. 558 00:37:47,340 --> 00:38:08,280 No Gaff Tour, Tour de Gaff. But I mean, I don't know what I mean actually. I know I was saying 559 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:14,620 I was going to do that but I don't really have any other place that I want to be filming just yet. 560 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:21,620 Plus it's not up to me, it's not just me. There's a goal, there's been a goal. 561 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:32,620 What a brilliant, inventive set piece from Joe Bryan who instead of marking the ball into the penalty area went straight from goal. 562 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:43,620 And he has outwitted David Rea and surely has grown Fulham in poor position to go into a regular lane. 563 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:54,620 Fulham. Eat my goal man. Sorry my face is getting so sweaty that the camera is coming off. I just need to... 564 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,480 It's just... 565 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:25,460 It's just... 566 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:55,440 It's just... 567 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440 The... 568 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440 Cane and the Sandico... 569 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:58,940 The Sandico ball... 570 00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:59,540 The Sambal... 571 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,440 But... 572 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,460 Just as a... 573 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,440 Very little... 574 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:05,440 Draft coming into this room here... 575 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,840 But as I was saying there... 576 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,440 Gaff Tor... 577 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,920 Thanks for the tip... 578 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,440 And Patrick Keeley as well... 579 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,760 Thank you very much... 580 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:18,240 Is there any chance you could upload the old Black Op stream that you did in the early days of the stream also? 581 00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,820 Is it true you did a Fatal Deviation watch-along stream? 582 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:22,280 Yeah, I think so... 583 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:22,760 But I... 584 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,420 I did do it, sorry... 585 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,440 But I think it got blocked, which is why it's not on. 586 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:26,760 And also... 587 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,760 That's definitely the reason because... 588 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,760 Your man... 589 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:31,760 Doesn't... 590 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,760 Doesn't like people watching the stuff apparently... 591 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:34,760 I don't know... 592 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,760 But... 593 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,760 He should embrace it... 594 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,760 I heard that they're gonna make a new one anyway... 595 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,760 A sequel... 596 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,760 A sequel... 597 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760 Fatal Deviation 2... 598 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760 Out in Trim... 599 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,760 I wonder if it'll be out in Trim... 600 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760 Never been to Trim... 601 00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760 But I drove through it... 602 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760 Or drove past it... 603 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,760 That time I went out to do the Gordon Elliot video... 604 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:05,760 Before Cheltenham... 605 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,760 Before Cheltenham... 606 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,760 Gordon Elliot has... 607 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,760 Stud farm... 608 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760 Or stables... 609 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,760 Or whatever you call that out in... 610 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,760 Out near there... 611 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,760 Anyone can take the piss... 612 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:33,760 You just have to be a count... 613 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,760 Have a bit of cheek to ya... 614 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,760 So Fulham are through... 615 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,760 How about you beat... 616 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,760 He was running like a touch... 617 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,760 I think... 618 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,760 I think Fulham have done it... 619 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,760 Now walk into the... 620 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,760 The one that's gonna have been... 621 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,760 He's wearing wearing the shirt... 622 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760 He could be playing tonight as well... 623 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760 Because I think he feels it now... 624 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760 He feels like... 625 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,760 Close they are... 626 00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760 He feels... 627 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,760 Give me a little weight... 628 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,620 Thomas Prine, he's moving very, very direct instructions. 629 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:09,740 You can tell there's a little bit of dejection already, it seems, on the shoulders of the local players. 630 00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:10,680 See what the news is. 631 00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,180 They're going to have a response. 632 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,720 They're looking for a response now. 633 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,820 This is where normally they're at their best, is when they're chasing. 634 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,520 Can that goal almost... 635 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,920 Can that relax them? 636 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,520 Can that take the pressure off them? 637 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,940 Can they now go out and maybe just express themselves a little bit more? 638 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,280 And they're going to have to get themselves back into it. 639 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,300 But that was just... 640 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,260 It's only half time. 641 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,380 Alright, it's only half time of extra time. 642 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:40,320 I'd like to be able to put it up on here instead of the snake, but the stream will just get taken down. 643 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,420 Move to phase four, delayed. 644 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,600 Face coverings mandatory in retail settings for a Monday. 645 00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,660 Jeez, that's going to be a... 646 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,620 That'll be a turn up for the books. 647 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,880 Because I was down the shops today and still people going around 648 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,260 Plain fuck, plain god in the shops going 649 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:06,000 Sure I don't need a mask here. 650 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,560 You're all sheep. 651 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,640 You're fucking stupid. 652 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,240 And... 653 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:19,240 So that's going to be... 654 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,640 How will they enforce that like? 655 00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,780 How will they enforce that? 656 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,460 I don't know how they'll enforce that. 657 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:35,940 Look at these. 658 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:35,940 Look at these. 659 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,500 Like fucking reservoir dogs. 660 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,560 Stephen Donnelly. 661 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:39,940 Ronan Glynn. 662 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,060 Leo Varadkar and Michal Martin. 663 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,320 Can't zoom in. 664 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:47,140 Can you? 665 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:47,640 Maybe you can. 666 00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:48,080 Yes. 667 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,560 Look at this. 668 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,680 Look at this. 669 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,940 If they find themselves... 670 00:43:52,940 --> 00:44:14,940 *Sings* 671 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:34,940 Even she's into the reservoir situation. *Sings* 672 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:42,940 And who's that? Who's that? I don't know if you can... Can you see this on the thing? 673 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:46,940 *Sings* 674 00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,940 Could you see that then? 675 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,940 *Sings* 676 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,940 Reservoir Cuns. 677 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,940 *Sings* 678 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,940 That's C-U-N-C-E. It's not a swear word. Someone just said that in the chat. 679 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,940 It's not a swear word. 680 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,940 *Sings* 681 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:06,940 It's very small. Ah, fuck! 682 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:10,940 *Sings* 683 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:12,940 It's obviously a woman, so I mean then some people can. 684 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:16,940 Maybe some people are only watching on a small screening. 685 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:18,940 *Sings* 686 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:22,940 *Sings* 687 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:30,940 I wonder if you... If bring it right up there. Does it go snakey then? If I zoom right in, is it going to turn into a snake? 688 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,940 *Sings* 689 00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,940 *Sings* 690 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940 *Sings* 691 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,940 *Sings* 692 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,940 *Sings* 693 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940 *Sings* 694 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,940 *Sings* 695 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:56,940 *Sings* 696 00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:57,940 *Sings* 697 00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,940 COVID-19! 698 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:02,940 *Sings* 699 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:06,940 *Sings* 700 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,940 Big Windows. Windows 98. 701 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,940 *Sings* 702 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:11,940 *Sings* 703 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,940 *Sings* 704 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:18,940 And there you go. There's the mask. That's what you're going to have to be doing for Monday. Otherwise, you will be arrested. 705 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,940 *Sings* 706 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:20,940 *Sings* 707 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,940 You will be arrested. 708 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:23,940 *Sings* 709 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,940 And shot 710 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:25,940 *Sings* 711 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:26,940 On 712 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:30,940 Sight. It's a strange measure. It's a very very controversial measure. 713 00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:34,940 The death penalty has been reintroduced from Monday. 714 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,940 *Sings* 715 00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,940 Have you got what it takes? 716 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:39,940 *Sings* 717 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:41,940 Are you going to test the limits of the government? 718 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:42,940 *Sings* 719 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:43,940 *Sings* 720 00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:45,940 For COVID-19... 721 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:46,940 *Sings* 722 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:47,940 *Sings* 723 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:48,940 Snakes are after you. 724 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,940 *Sings* 725 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:51,940 *Sings* 726 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:52,940 *Sings* 727 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:53,940 *Sings* 728 00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:56,940 Will somebody think about the masks for the snakes for God's sake? 729 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,940 *Sings* 730 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,940 I want questions to be asked. 731 00:46:58,940 --> 00:46:59,940 *Sings* 732 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:00,940 *Sings* 733 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,940 In government buildings. 734 00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:02,940 *Sings* 735 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:03,940 *Sings* 736 00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:04,940 Minister. 737 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:05,940 *Sings* 738 00:47:05,940 --> 00:47:06,940 Minister. 739 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:07,940 *Sings* 740 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,940 Minister. 741 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:09,940 *Sings* 742 00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:11,940 Has nobody even discussed the snake element? 743 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:12,940 What's going on here? 744 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,940 *Sings* 745 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:14,940 Imagine that. 746 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:15,940 *Sings* 747 00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:16,940 *Sings* 748 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:17,940 Imagine that. 749 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:17,940 *Sings* 750 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:18,940 Your whole career. 751 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:19,940 *Sings* 752 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:25,940 You ruined your whole career gone in an instant because you asked the question about whether or not snakes would get masks. 753 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:26,940 *Sings* 754 00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:27,940 *Sings* 755 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:28,940 *Sings* 756 00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:29,940 *Sings* 757 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:30,940 *Sings* 758 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:31,940 *Sings* 759 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:32,940 *Sings* 760 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:33,940 *Sings* 761 00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:34,940 *Sings* 762 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:35,940 *Sings* 763 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:36,940 *Sings* 764 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:41,900 there's always a kind of a logic to what they're saying as well in a strange way, you know. 765 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,780 So they get away with that. 766 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:50,620 Like, they would be the only politicians I would be able to put money on being able to ask the snake queue. 767 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:59,360 You know, to really ask the snake queue and get away with it and still maintain their hold, their stronghold in government. 768 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,820 Gridrain 741, thank you very much. 769 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:10,100 And Lunar Sky, thank you very much Lunar Sky. 770 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:25,040 Snake Dunleavy, come for the keep you upy, stay for the herpetology. 771 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,200 What's the herpetology? 772 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:35,340 People of rural Ireland, who do you actually think you are? 773 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:39,620 Yeah, did you hear the cream cracker remark? 774 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,760 The remark mark. 775 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,380 Let me get another bit of the banana. 776 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:58,700 and it's a great great great great great great great great ripage as well as a slight bit of 777 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:06,480 coloration on the skin the black spots and that's the full flavor that you want 778 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:13,960 so I don't like it when they're they're just gone yellow they need to have a few days in the bowl 779 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:39,300 they need to have had a few days in the bowl with a bit of maybe a bit of sunlight getting to them but not too much room temperature as well none of your chilled fruit inedible bit of fermented yeah 780 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:49,540 very nice 781 00:49:49,540 --> 00:50:00,780 top corner 782 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:13,020 some more now 50,000 people used to live here now the whole place is fucking top cornered 783 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:23,260 the reactor in chobobble exploded and the whole village got top cornered 784 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,260 it's last chance saloon 785 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:38,500 minister minister minister 786 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:48,740 any snake 787 00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:56,980 any snake masks go no 788 00:50:56,980 --> 00:51:00,980 any snake 789 00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:02,980 any snake 790 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:13,220 there's a fucking drought on around the town for me i know a lad who's important a load of snakes 791 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:23,460 have a look 792 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:23,460 have a look 793 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:27,460 move to phase four delayed review in three weeks all right okay so it's not even on 794 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:43,700 confirm the reopening of pubs all right yeah confirm the reopening of pubs hotel bars and clubs will not now go ahead sure we knew that 795 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,700 sure we knew that 796 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:53,940 me on martin also said the size of crowds gathering will remain at 200 for outdoors and 50 for indoors 797 00:51:53,940 --> 00:52:04,180 the advantage could have led to a brentford goal maybe this set piece will be as inventive as joe bryant's 798 00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:08,180 does he shoot does he clip it in benorama big decision 799 00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:14,180 25 seconds ago that news was i was updated 25 seconds ago face coverings mandatory 800 00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:26,180 i really i look forward to this slew of videos of people in heated arguments in public about masks 801 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:31,060 the slew of videos of people who were there was already one of 802 00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:38,260 lads on a plane fighting because of a fucking mask like as if you'd be fucked like 803 00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:41,620 fighting over a mask on a plane 804 00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:47,220 he was pretty drunk he looked drunk as fuck as well like you know 805 00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:55,300 pressure cooker it's it's a real test of patience on a plane when there's cons on a plane 806 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,860 it's fucking tough like 807 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,860 samuel l jackson stars in 808 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,900 cunts on a plane 809 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:26,340 we need to get a motherfucking mask on the motherfucking plane 810 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:38,820 cunts on a plane and it's not extra time you can imagine that there will be delayed tactics and road attacks on a plane would be better than snakes on a plane because it's realistic and it could be like a commentary on how alcohol is it can fuck people up and really ruin the whole flight business for people 811 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:51,860 you could even have a 812 00:53:51,860 --> 00:54:00,340 you could even have a lot of things on a plane and then just throw in some snakes as well just to liven it up 813 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:07,340 Can you do more American accents, Maxwell Jacobs? 814 00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:10,340 Yo, Maxwell! 815 00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:14,340 I like doing ones that are crap. 816 00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:19,340 Crap ones are the only ones I can do anyway. 817 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:23,340 That's crap. Hey, Maxwell. Maxwell Jacobs. 818 00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:26,340 Thanks for tuning in, Maxwell. 819 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:30,340 Welcome to the Snake Pit. 820 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:35,340 You just bought yourself a one-way ticket to Snake Town, Maxwell. 821 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:38,340 I don't care what you say. 822 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:42,340 Fontaine on a plane. 823 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:52,340 Does it ever annoy you, Zach Keenan, that the people only call you Francis slash think that's your name? 824 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:56,340 Well, I don't know. I don't know, Jake. 825 00:54:56,340 --> 00:55:01,340 Towards the end of the game when you went to fall to one of your forwards, does it fall to a centre-back or a fullback? 826 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,340 That was a rubbish one, sorry. 827 00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:06,340 Ah, Francis, there's a severe lack of what? The chat's going too fast. 828 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:13,340 Snake Town, Arizona. Last flight out of Manchester is today. Last chopper out of Saigon. 829 00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:20,340 I don't care what people call, there's different people who use the channel anyway, so. 830 00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:22,340 Some days people will be going, ah, Tommy. 831 00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:26,340 And then Tommy will be going on, he'll be getting called Francis. 832 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:27,340 Shhh. 833 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:28,340 Shhh. 834 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,340 That's it. 835 00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:41,340 Fulham are through. 836 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:51,340 Shame for Brentford really. 837 00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:53,340 And Fulham just snook. 838 00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:56,340 Snook in there at the last moment. 839 00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:02,340 Hopefully Leeds get Benrahma now. 840 00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,340 Oh. 841 00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,340 Bielsa. 842 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,340 Benrahma. 843 00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:12,340 Cavani. 844 00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:13,340 Goalad, Cavani. 845 00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,340 Goalad, Cavani. 846 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:20,340 You're seeing Bielsa. 847 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:21,340 Benrahma. 848 00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:22,340 Cavani. 849 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:26,340 Fucking Adidas kit deal. 850 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,340 Five years, is it? 851 00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:30,340 Premier League again, yeah? 852 00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:32,340 Good luck. 853 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:32,340 Good luck. 854 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:33,340 Good luck. 855 00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:34,340 Good luck. 856 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:34,340 Good luck. 857 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:35,340 Good luck. 858 00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:36,340 Good luck. 859 00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:37,340 Good luck. 860 00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:38,340 Good luck. 861 00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,340 Good luck. 862 00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,340 Snakeball. 863 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,340 Snakeball. 864 00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,340 Snakeball. 865 00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:43,340 Snakeball. 866 00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:45,340 It is the left man, Joe Bryant. 867 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:47,340 We've done an invention from the set list. 868 00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:51,340 And we've done a good finish after a wonderful return. 869 00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:55,340 And as a result, on a fucking epic, fat buck. 870 00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,340 Oh. 871 00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:58,340 Oh. 872 00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,340 Tshoo. 873 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:04,340 I mean, to do it on such a massive stage is quite incredible. 874 00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:06,340 Bamford. 875 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,340 Good lad. 876 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,340 Take it down. 877 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:09,340 Like I said. 878 00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,340 Sparket. 879 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,340 Thank you very much. 880 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,340 I could see Joe Bryant just... 881 00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,340 Frankie Schones. 882 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:15,340 How are you? 883 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,340 Thanks for the tip. 884 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:18,340 And then when Kenny played into it, he just drove forward. 885 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:23,340 My mate of mine is going setting up a small CBD snake oil start up. 886 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,340 Any interest? 887 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,340 I could rich, dude. 888 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:26,340 Sounds good. 889 00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:29,340 Sounds very, very good. 890 00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:30,340 Pull me in. 891 00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:35,340 I'm willing to go in like Dragon's Den. 892 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:43,340 I'm willing to buy 10% of your snake oil company. 893 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:46,340 It sounds fucking class. 894 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,340 Fake weed, is it? 895 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340 CBD. 896 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,340 Fake weed, yeah? 897 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:53,340 Weed that doesn't get you stoned. 898 00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:56,340 And it costs even more than weed. 899 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340 Wow. 900 00:57:57,340 --> 00:58:02,340 Licence to print money. 901 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,340 Did you hear that? 902 00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:07,340 Give him a kiss on the cheek and say... 903 00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:08,340 Did you hear that? 904 00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:13,340 Give him a kiss on the cheek and say, "Well done." 905 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,340 It was brilliant as well. 906 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,340 He scored the goal. 907 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,340 It went over to his friends. 908 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:19,340 He gave him a kiss on the cheek. 909 00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:20,340 Wasn't gay. 910 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:20,340 It was just celebratory. 911 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,340 Great celebration. 912 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340 It's brilliant. 913 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:34,340 A kiss and a cheeky kiss and a hug. 914 00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:35,340 A squeeze. 915 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340 And then sukuna. 916 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340 Can you see this? 917 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340 Oh fuck. 918 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,340 Right. 919 00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340 Won't be doing that again. 920 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,340 Try and just keep it down. 921 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,340 Keep it down. 922 00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:43,340 Go lag. 923 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340 Keep it down. 924 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,340 See if I... 925 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,340 It's hard to do it when I've got this camera on. 926 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,340 Because the camera will go flying. 927 00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:51,100 I won't be doing that again. 928 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,220 Try and just keep it down, keep it down. 929 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:00,340 See if I... 930 00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:04,380 It's hard to do it when I've got this camera on 931 00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,840 because the camera will go flying. 932 00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:08,060 There we go. 933 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,660 Little kiss on the cheek. 934 00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:22,640 I don't know if we can give the ball a kiss on the cheek. 935 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,540 Little kiss on the Sonderko cheek. 936 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,120 And then straight into the top corner. 937 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,080 Top corner. 938 00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:30,960 Top corner. 939 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:41,580 Did you ever have a football coach shouting at lads 940 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:42,760 telling them to play football? 941 00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:46,560 Home run. 942 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,880 I don't know. 943 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:52,980 Sean Spicebag is signed for Barca. 944 00:59:56,980 --> 01:00:04,700 Can you put a Connor Williams video on the green screen? 945 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:06,780 I would. 946 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,740 What would I put on like? 947 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:10,480 What could I put on? 948 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,800 I just don't know if I can be arsed. 949 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,340 Because I'd have to break away then. 950 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,380 And then when I come back, like people switch off as if... 951 01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:27,940 As if they're missing anything anyway. 952 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,160 So it's just hanging. 953 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,040 Just hanging out. 954 01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,500 Just a bit of a chill out sesh. 955 01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,140 We might give the sponger a lash. 956 01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:36,660 See this? 957 01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,260 Sponger. 958 01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:40,740 This is for when you want to fucking rattle house. 959 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,600 For when you want to launch off a few rattlesnakes. 960 01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:46,100 Rattlesnake. 961 01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:47,540 Rattlesnake. 962 01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:53,220 Okay. 963 01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:56,220 It's not allowed to hit the... 964 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,020 It's not allowed to touch the ground. 965 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,260 And I've failed. 966 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,100 Getting sweaty face again. 967 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:04,420 Sorry. 968 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,600 When I come back I'll have a dry face. 969 01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:08,060 Not that you'll know anything about it. 970 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,200 Because you can't see my face. 971 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,800 I'm going to fucking top corner my face now with the towel. 972 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,700 How do I change this? 973 01:01:32,460 --> 01:02:02,440 Thank you. 974 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:32,420 Thank you. 975 01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,420 Thank you. 976 01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,420 Thank you. 977 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,420 But I don't think there's any time left for them to do the business now. 978 01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:45,020 And it's now left with one full of two. 979 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,260 But we've only got 20 seconds remaining. 980 01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,580 When that ball hit the net. 981 01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:53,840 Surely Martin Atkinson is about to blow his whistle. 982 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,420 It's a little too late. 983 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,840 I can fucking top corner the snakes. 984 01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,900 See the snake in goal. 985 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:01,980 Full time for the snake. 986 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,560 I could try and put a fucking image up of someone in goal. 987 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,120 Like Pat Kenny in goal or something. 988 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,440 I'd have to make a Photoshop of it or something. 989 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,080 Because I'm not going to waste time now. 990 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,140 That'll take me 20 minutes. 991 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:25,400 Sub Kuna. 992 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:35,120 Bush and goal. 993 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,060 Bush and goal. 994 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:43,940 Okay. 995 01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:47,400 Let me have a look now. 996 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,700 Spice bag. 997 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,900 Thank you very much for your tip. 998 01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:51,880 For extra time. 999 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,060 Brent to watch. 1000 01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,060 Thank you. 1001 01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:56,060 Thank you. 1002 01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,060 Thank you. 1003 01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,060 Thank you. 1004 01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,060 Thank you. 1005 01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:00,060 Thank you. 1006 01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:01,060 Thank you. 1007 01:04:01,060 --> 01:04:02,060 Thank you. 1008 01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:03,060 Thank you. 1009 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,060 Thank you. 1010 01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:05,060 Thank you. 1011 01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:06,060 Thank you. 1012 01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:07,060 Thank you. 1013 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,060 Thank you. 1014 01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:09,060 Thank you. 1015 01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:10,060 Thank you. 1016 01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:11,060 Thank you. 1017 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,060 Thank you. 1018 01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:13,060 Thank you. 1019 01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:14,060 Thank you. 1020 01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,060 Thank you. 1021 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,060 Thank you. 1022 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:17,060 Thank you. 1023 01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:18,060 Thank you. 1024 01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:19,060 Thank you. 1025 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,060 Thank you. 1026 01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:21,060 Thank you. 1027 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:22,060 Thank you. 1028 01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:23,060 Thank you. 1029 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,060 Thank you. 1030 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,060 Thank you. 1031 01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,060 Thank you. 1032 01:04:26,060 --> 01:04:27,060 Thank you. 1033 01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:28,060 Thank you. 1034 01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:29,060 Thank you. 1035 01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,060 Thank you. 1036 01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:31,060 Thank you. 1037 01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:32,060 Thank you. 1038 01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:33,060 Thank you. 1039 01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:34,060 Thank you. 1040 01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,060 Thank you. 1041 01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:36,060 Thank you. 1042 01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:37,060 Thank you. 1043 01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:38,060 Thank you. 1044 01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:39,060 Thank you. 1045 01:04:39,060 --> 01:04:40,060 Thank you. 1046 01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,060 Thank you. 1047 01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,060 Thank you. 1048 01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:43,060 Thank you. 1049 01:04:43,060 --> 01:04:44,060 Thank you. 1050 01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:45,060 Thank you. 1051 01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:46,060 Thank you. 1052 01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:47,060 Thank you. 1053 01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:48,060 Thank you. 1054 01:04:48,060 --> 01:04:49,060 Thank you. 1055 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,060 Thank you. 1056 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:51,060 Thank you. 1057 01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:52,060 Thank you. 1058 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:53,060 Thank you. 1059 01:04:53,060 --> 01:04:54,060 Thank you. 1060 01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:55,060 Thank you. 1061 01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,060 Thank you. 1062 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,060 Thank you. 1063 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,060 Thank you. 1064 01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:59,060 Thank you. 1065 01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:00,060 Thank you. 1066 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,060 Thank you. 1067 01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,060 Thank you. 1068 01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,060 Thank you. 1069 01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,060 Thank you. 1070 01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:05,060 Thank you. 1071 01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:06,060 Thank you. 1072 01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:07,060 Thank you. 1073 01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,060 Thank you. 1074 01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:09,060 Thank you. 1075 01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:10,060 Thank you. 1076 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:11,060 Thank you. 1077 01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:12,060 Thank you. 1078 01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,060 Thank you. 1079 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:14,060 Thank you. 1080 01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:15,060 Thank you. 1081 01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,060 Thank you. 1082 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,060 Thank you. 1083 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,060 Thank you. 1084 01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:19,060 Thank you. 1085 01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:20,060 Thank you. 1086 01:05:20,060 --> 01:05:21,060 Thank you. 1087 01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:22,060 Thank you. 1088 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,060 Thank you. 1089 01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:24,060 Thank you. 1090 01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:25,060 Thank you. 1091 01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:26,060 Thank you. 1092 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:27,060 Thank you. 1093 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,060 Thank you. 1094 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:29,060 Thank you. 1095 01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:30,060 Thank you. 1096 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,060 Thank you. 1097 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,060 Thank you. 1098 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:33,060 Thank you. 1099 01:05:33,060 --> 01:06:03,040 Um, well, 1100 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,040 what was I gonna say now? The snakes have gone. 1101 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,040 Oh, I lost the fucking sh- 1102 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:37,020 Thank you. 1103 01:06:37,020 --> 01:07:07,000 Thank you. 1104 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:21,080 Do we have Snake? 1105 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,000 We do. 1106 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:29,000 Lovely stuff. 1107 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,620 Snake and Stevens. 1108 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:37,580 I made a mistake, okay? A mistake, Snake. I made a mistake. 1109 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:41,000 People make my snakes, okay? 1110 01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:44,380 Can you not fucking forgive me for making one little my snake? 1111 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,880 Came back on, there was no snakes. 1112 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,320 Yeah. 1113 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,060 Now I'm fired. 1114 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,460 Fucking YouTube fired me. Would you believe it? 1115 01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:02,640 I'm fucking fired by the people who watched the show, man. They gave me the fucking boot. 1116 01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,420 Perfect snake. 1117 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:22,900 The reptilian lizards have arrived and took Francis to the USA Illuminati base on moon and this is on TikTok. 1118 01:08:23,740 --> 01:08:25,960 TikTok is fucking class, man. 1119 01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:31,460 It's definitely not fucking spying on you. 1120 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,400 It's definitely not fucking stupid. 1121 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,840 TikTok is definitely not stupid. You should definitely fucking be on TikTok. 1122 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,420 You should do some dance videos on TikTok, man. 1123 01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:48,320 That's what you need to do. 1124 01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:53,860 Stream idea. 1125 01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:59,080 What's the stream idea? 1126 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,800 Set up a webcam that has a shot of you in the room. 1127 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,980 And then put that on the green screen. 1128 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:13,880 Hmm. 1129 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:16,840 Yeah. 1130 01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,060 That could work. 1131 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,580 That could work. 1132 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,340 Okay, I'll do that. I'll be back in a second. 1133 01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:28,340 Okay. 1134 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:58,320 Thank you. 1135 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:28,300 Thank you. 1136 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:58,280 Thank you. 1137 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:28,260 Thank you. 1138 01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:58,240 Thank you. 1139 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:28,220 Thank you. 1140 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:58,200 Thank you. 1141 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:28,180 Thank you. 1142 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:58,160 Thank you. 1143 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:28,140 Thank you. 1144 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:58,120 Thank you. 1145 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:28,100 Thank you. 1146 01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:58,080 Thank you. 1147 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,740 Oh, fuck. 1148 01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:04,740 Yeah, I haven't... 1149 01:16:04,740 --> 01:16:06,740 I'm not... 1150 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:07,740 I'm not... 1151 01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:10,840 I'm not filmable myself at the moment. 1152 01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:13,100 And I don't like this rig here. 1153 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:13,940 These aren't shades. 1154 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:44,800 I don't have the shades on. 1155 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,800 I don't... 1156 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:45,800 I don't... 1157 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:45,800 I don't... 1158 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:46,800 I don't... 1159 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:46,800 I don't... 1160 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:54,160 I haven't set it up in a way yet. I didn't anticipate on being able to be seen myself. Like... 1161 01:16:54,160 --> 01:17:03,600 I was just going... this was all going to be point of view is what I'm trying to say. What I wanted 1162 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:11,040 was a situation... well look at that lad, where we were just point of view. Danny Healy Ray to Real 1163 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:40,720 Madrid. Are you in the nip? I'm not! Don't know if you can see this. Attire. And I think the fucking setup I have that I'm wearing that allows me to give me the birds... that gives you the point of view. It looks fucking gammy as fuck like. So I'd rather... 1164 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:57,720 I'll work something out the next day. It's an interesting... and I did think about doing it before. Plus that webcam, the resolution on it is cat. I'd want to set up a good decent camera and run that through into the computer. 1165 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:19,720 But, um... just not today unfortunately. But it's an interesting concept... stream idea. But, um... how long have we been doing this for now? That's an hour and 19. I was only going to give it 45 minutes for the... uh... 1166 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:49,700 Thank you. 1167 01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:56,700 *Depic music* 1168 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:59,700 Ola Adverton. Davy Jinola! 1169 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:02,700 In a moment. 1170 01:19:02,700 --> 01:19:10,700 Good luck, Steph, Connor Clear, how are you? I'm ordering a Chinese Francis. Do you want anything? No thanks. 1171 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:13,700 I'm off the Chinese now for a bit. 1172 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:20,700 *Depic music* 1173 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,700 Off the Chinese's for a bit. 1174 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:30,700 *Depic music* 1175 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:34,700 What was I seeing there before we fucking had the big interlude? 1176 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,700 It was some news. 1177 01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:38,700 *Depic music* 1178 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:41,700 Oh yeah, the face covering's mandatory. 1179 01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:45,700 I can't wait for the bullshit that's gonna be happening then. 1180 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:51,700 And people getting punked in public. 1181 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:55,700 There'll be all sorts of people out with the phones filming. 1182 01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,700 People doing this the whole time now. 1183 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:03,700 Is there anything more depressing than when you're out in public and people are just doing that? 1184 01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:05,700 Even when we still had crowds. 1185 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,700 It was just everybody doing that. 1186 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:11,700 And then when you look at protests over in America. 1187 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,700 It's like everyone's doing what I like. 1188 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,700 They're rigging themselves up like this. 1189 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:20,700 But not for like a bit of crack doing a few keepy uppies and saying how are you on the fucking stream or anything like that. 1190 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:25,700 It's like the whole protest didn't really happen unless you're filming it. 1191 01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,700 And you're going around like that. 1192 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,700 It's fucking... 1193 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:30,700 It's... 1194 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,700 It's really daft like. 1195 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,700 Cause even like... 1196 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,700 The way... 1197 01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:38,700 You know... 1198 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:42,700 Kids love all the fucking iPads and shit and screens now. 1199 01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:45,700 And they're growing up with this language. 1200 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,700 They know how to do all this sort of stuff. 1201 01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,700 But when you see adults they're the same. 1202 01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:54,700 Like they're not that different from kids who are just getting used to the world. 1203 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,700 Just all going around like this. 1204 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,700 Someone's dying and in need of help on the floor. 1205 01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:05,700 And just like that. 1206 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:10,700 Cool man. 1207 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,700 Upload that to fucking YouTube then. 1208 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,700 Get some... 1209 01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,700 David... 1210 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:16,700 David Ginola look. 1211 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:17,700 David Ginola. 1212 01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:19,700 But I upload that... 1213 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,700 Upload a video. 1214 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,700 They'd rather upload a video of someone who's in pain. 1215 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,700 Than go and call an ambulance. 1216 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,700 L'Oreal. 1217 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,700 Because I am with it. 1218 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:42,700 David Ginola. 1219 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:43,700 David Ginola. 1220 01:21:43,700 --> 01:21:44,700 David Ginola. 1221 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,700 Remember this fucking devil prick. 1222 01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:47,700 God. 1223 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:51,700 See you know the old adverts like this. 1224 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:52,700 It kind of... 1225 01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:54,700 It takes you back to like when you were a bit... 1226 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,700 When everything was... 1227 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,700 Was confusing. 1228 01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:58,700 What was that? 1229 01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,700 A Pepto Bismol advert or something. 1230 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:00,700 Heartburn or... 1231 01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:01,700 Oh it's for Tato. 1232 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:01,700 No way. 1233 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:02,700 Jimmy Hill is after you. 1234 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:03,700 Jimmy Hill is the devil. 1235 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,700 What the fuck is this for? 1236 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:05,700 Master card for everything else. 1237 01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:06,700 Something like that. 1238 01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:07,700 I don't know. 1239 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:08,700 I don't know. 1240 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:09,700 I don't know. 1241 01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:38,340 Jimmy Hill is after you. Jimmy Hill is the devil. What the fuck is this for? Mastercard for everything else. Some things are priceless for everything else. Mastercard. 1242 01:22:38,340 --> 01:23:02,060 And now it's the phones. And now after the COVID injection, when they inject the COVID vaccine into you, you'll have nano machines in you that will be able to pay for stuff. Oh, you'll be paying all right. You'll be paying for the rest of your fucking life to Johnny government. 1243 01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:17,620 They'll know then. They'll know that you haven't paid this amount of tax or they'll know that you haven't fucking done X, Y and Z. Oh, you'll be on the system. You'll be on the system. 1244 01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:24,760 You'll be on the system. Go ahead. Nano machines. Go ahead. Take it down. 1245 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:32,680 Loss of liberty. License fee. Yeah, they'll know that you haven't paid your TV license fee. 1246 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,740 So what? So you can be subjected to this. 1247 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:47,660 Force fed fucking high production value adverts. 1248 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,480 Production value for a shitty advert for a shampoo. 1249 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,660 That cost more. 1250 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,320 Than would feed fucking families for years. 1251 01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,980 And then they have the cheek, the nerve. 1252 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:05,640 To ask for the money from the people. 1253 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,800 To fund. 1254 01:24:07,340 --> 01:24:09,460 The shite that they're fucking drilling into you. 1255 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,440 Fuck off. 1256 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:12,340 Fuck off. 1257 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:13,120 Fuck off. 1258 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:13,680 Fuck off. 1259 01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:14,860 Fuck off. 1260 01:24:14,860 --> 01:24:15,860 Fuck off. 1261 01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:27,860 so 1262 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:54,260 i'll never i'll never pay mine says ian be careful ian if that is your name and you're giving away all your 1263 01:24:54,260 --> 01:25:04,580 name if you said you're not paying it they'll have you we already know that rt sometimes view the 1264 01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:10,740 channel because last year remember last year during the shemmui streams rt the real rt will be 1265 01:25:10,740 --> 01:25:19,700 fucking going um ha ha ha do you know and then i was thinking like what's the story there like 1266 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:26,500 are they being sound for are they just trying to to be seen to be sound on the internet because 1267 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:30,020 that's a bit fucking strange like i don't think they would have a mandate to go and 1268 01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:36,820 and be in chat rooms and stuff like that and then i thought maybe it's because 1269 01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:45,860 we'd be showing old clips of stuff on killian m2 we'd be showing stuff of killian m2 on the channel and 1270 01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:52,500 they were probably in rt getting flag notices like this lad is taking the piss and then maybe they 1271 01:25:52,500 --> 01:26:00,180 would see the channel and go who is it and then they'd say oh it's it's viper and then they go ha ha 1272 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:05,540 rather than slap me with a copyright warning 1273 01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:16,340 killian m2 is live right now is he well you can tell killian m2 he's live 1274 01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:29,860 on another channel as well bold always believe in your soul you've got the power to wash clothes 1275 01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:41,620 nice and clean lovely pajamas yeah cause you used bold bold 1276 01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:52,740 phase three phase three phase three is gonna hit you like a free train 1277 01:26:56,980 --> 01:27:00,260 fucking phase four is gonna hit you like a free train man 1278 01:27:05,140 --> 01:27:07,860 is that your real accent thanks very much for the tip 1279 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:11,860 which one this one here 1280 01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:22,100 or this one here or would it be this one here or would it be this one here you got an accent 1281 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:30,180 thanks for the tip 1282 01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:37,540 uh when is the higgins hannon collab coming 1283 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:42,900 i don't know about that francis higgins jerry hannon said he'd wear the yellow jacket on one of his streams 1284 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:43,220 class 1285 01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,860 do they have doors in china 1286 01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:51,460 i don't know i wonder do they even have the doors the band 1287 01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:02,980 jerry is on live stream every night now discuss the lay late show i bet he did i bet he did 1288 01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:09,860 fair play to him favorite simpsons episode crusty gets cancelled 1289 01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:19,940 unbelievable fucking scenes worker and parasite what the hell was that what the hell was that that's my 1290 01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:27,780 really shit impression of crusty the clown what the hell was that it's terrible just sounds like i've got a 1291 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:36,980 fucking uh sore throat gabbo gabbo gabbo gabbo gabbo he'll tell us what to do 1292 01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:49,540 what else what are the quotes for in that one oh no it's a it's it's between crusty gets cancelled and uh 1293 01:28:50,820 --> 01:29:13,460 cape fear how many of you are thinking of killing her right now be honest 1294 01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:39,860 the bot the worker and parasite thing i'll always remember one sound clip from it if you ever watch the worker and parasite one 1295 01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:49,540 crusty gets cancelled there's a bit during the worker and parasite cartoon where you just hear and it always made me laugh just the you hear them go 1296 01:29:49,860 --> 01:30:00,500 i don't know what language it is but it just goes gabba staya gabba staya remember him italian 90 1297 01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:07,300 gone too late i'm seeing italian 90 and it's gone off the screen by the time it gets to e 1298 01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:28,740 barbara want to see my new hockey hockey hockey machine saw what is that weird room who has a stupid 1299 01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:34,900 little room like that in their house welcome to the channel cashew pistachio 1300 01:30:37,700 --> 01:30:44,340 gabba shite the germans are not all smiles and sunshine soda stream is it 1301 01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:57,220 oh yeah someone was asking me to do the tour of the gaff like there's no other rooms i would really want to show just yet 1302 01:30:57,220 --> 01:31:06,260 other than this absolute fucking beast of a room and uh and also i i can't it's not my decision either 1303 01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:15,780 there are other factors at play 1304 01:31:18,580 --> 01:31:26,660 this is my solitude room room of solace where i can give myself a quantum of solace 1305 01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:29,940 whenever i need it i can just grab a little quantum 1306 01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:42,900 however much a quantum is i don't know quantum theory 1307 01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:55,540 fritzel bunker it's not a bunker galad it's a box room galad box room take it down 1308 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:06,660 10 to 11 right i'll head off i knew because i was only gonna do the duration of the 45 1309 01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:08,740 min newtons 1310 01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:16,500 and uh so i'll say good night and look at that it looks like sylvester stallone in goals it is escape to 1311 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:16,900 freedom 1312 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:20,020 and what's that 1313 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:32,660 it's a plumbing bad plumbing bad wiring remember how to wire a plug lads don't fuck it up a public service 1314 01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:33,140 announcement 1315 01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:38,820 nice little boy he's a nice he's a cozy little fella isn't he 1316 01:32:43,380 --> 01:32:44,580 then he turns into a cunt 1317 01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:51,620 be careful your dog might be nice alone but in a pack they're cunts 1318 01:32:52,820 --> 01:32:56,820 meh meh the lambs are dead meh 1319 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:08,020 good boy come on mutt man good luck all right see you later on thanks for watching oh my god