1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,200 It's Windows 98. 4 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:02,960 It's not Windows 95. 5 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,580 It's not Windows 1, 2, or 3. 6 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:09,080 It's not MS-DOS. 7 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,960 It isn't the 10, the 7. 8 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,320 Listen to that raunchy, raunchy sax. 9 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:45,300 It's not Windows 95. 10 00:01:45,300 --> 00:02:08,420 Champagne rhubarb. Play Fall Guys soon, I don't know about that. Lockdown tomorrow job. Any 11 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:15,780 parties in Schleigo? No, but there's the party going on here. It's Windows 98 Retrospective. 12 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:23,620 I look back at some amazing software. It's coming right up. It's Windows 98. Did you not hear? 13 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:51,060 Well, well, well, that was the tune. 14 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:57,000 And now we're here. The tune has ended and when it's ready, it's ready to stream. 15 00:02:57,100 --> 00:03:03,360 The stream is ready to go and we've got a black screen on the screen. 16 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,740 It's a terrible error. 17 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:18,740 It's the worst way you would want to start off a show, which you've been building up for three minutes with lots of shouting, lots of, you know, power, power sentences, such as this is going to be amazing. 18 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,420 We're going to get to grips with some old technology. 19 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,640 And also, I can't wait. 20 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,560 Was another one of them as well. 21 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:28,740 But don't worry. 22 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:33,200 We're going to get right into this as soon as we can fix the non black screen error. 23 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:43,940 And we're going to be hearing that once you hear that sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet startup sound of Windows 98, you are going to be blown away. 24 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:46,980 By the technology. 25 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,180 Big shout out to everyone there who's tuned in already. 26 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:52,840 Give ski free a lash. 27 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,080 Don't know what that is, man. 28 00:03:54,160 --> 00:04:01,580 But I will be taking suggestions on board as to what kind of software you want to see booted up onto this little baby. 29 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,280 But I've got to tell you something. 30 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:07,220 I got myself a lovely copy of something archaic. 31 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,560 You can't download it. 32 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,360 I tried to find it all over the Internet. 33 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,160 Couldn't find it. 34 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,680 Had to buy it on eBay for 11 quid. 35 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,480 This was the original software that came bundled with a PC. 36 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,800 I got way back in the day. 37 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:20,880 Packard Bell job. 38 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:27,480 And you can't get it anywhere because it's probably just not that good enough to have nobody even bothered uploading a copy of it. 39 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,720 So we're going to have a look at it here. 40 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:34,580 What it is is Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 41 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,220 Everybody. 42 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:38,700 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 43 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,460 We might just put that theme back on again. 44 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:41,420 Just get the mood going. 45 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:46,480 Because the mood has kind of gone down a little bit since we lost that tune. 46 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,800 Put that back on. 47 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,080 That's great. 48 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:52,540 Love it. 49 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,940 Already you can see someone there. 50 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,660 Rory James Livingstone or Livingstone had it. 51 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,900 Already somebody has had this. 52 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:02,920 They know the software. 53 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,180 It's not something I'm just pulling out of my arse here. 54 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,100 This is a real, real world atlas. 55 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,640 Think Google Earth. 56 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,060 Before Google Earth was even born. 57 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,720 Before Google was even born. 58 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,300 Even though it probably was born. 59 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,540 Back in this 1998. 60 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:20,860 Google was born. 61 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,700 Google was born. 62 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,240 But it wasn't the born identity. 63 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,440 The big search engines back in the day. 64 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,400 You were thinking Lycos. 65 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,580 You got to think of Ask Jeeves. 66 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:30,020 Okay. 67 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,160 That was a search engine with a couple of butlers. 68 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,580 Or one of them. 69 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:36,820 Sorry. 70 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,180 Just one butler called Jeeves. 71 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:39,260 You asked him what he wanted. 72 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:39,560 You asked him what he wanted. 73 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,940 And Jeeves ran off to the server. 74 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,880 And he fetched you the answers. 75 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:44,700 Like a butler. 76 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:45,780 Like a great butler. 77 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,460 Lycos was a dog. 78 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,320 You also had Alta Vista. 79 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:50,880 These. 80 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:51,980 And MSN. 81 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:55,360 These are the search engines that fell by the wayside. 82 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,520 They suck. 83 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,240 They suck. 84 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:01,640 Now in retrospect they suck. 85 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,340 As the Americans would say. 86 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,680 Those search engines suck. 87 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:06,700 And they're gone now. 88 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,640 I don't even think you can search for stuff. 89 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,220 With Lycos. 90 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,160 Or Ask Jeeves. 91 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:11,840 Maybe you can. 92 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:14,920 Lexus next. 93 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:15,660 David Geraghty. 94 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,060 How are you? 95 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:16,500 McDade. 96 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,320 Jimmy Jusus. 97 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:17,680 Bars. 98 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,180 What's the story with you man? 99 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,760 I'm glad you're here to witness. 100 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,080 This is going to be an absolutely amazing night. 101 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,180 We've got Windows 98 booted up. 102 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,200 Ready to rock. 103 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,960 Took me two hours to configure it on the Windows 10 machine. 104 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,260 Couldn't install it. 105 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,540 Had to go around arse ways. 106 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,300 Installing a virtual machine. 107 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,880 Then had to go and find all the drivers. 108 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:38,780 For all the software. 109 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,940 Because I tested out the software before. 110 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:41,800 Didn't work. 111 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,280 The sounds weren't coming. 112 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,880 I only tested it in so far. 113 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:46,600 As I wanted to see how far I could get. 114 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:47,500 With the one piece. 115 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,580 Before the tunes came in. 116 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,440 And the videos played. 117 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,060 I didn't delve into it. 118 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,040 Because I want it to be a surprise to me again. 119 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,100 After all these years. 120 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,040 Even though. 121 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,040 It's not going to be a surprise. 122 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,120 Really. 123 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,140 Because I've seen it all before 20 years ago. 124 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,040 18. 125 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,160 18 years ago maybe. 126 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,080 19 years ago. 127 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:06,580 I'm not sure. 128 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,940 I used to play Championship Manager 3. 129 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,180 And Championship Manager Season 00. 130 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:15,800 01. 131 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:17,000 Or Season 99. 132 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:17,580 01. 133 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,280 Or 00. 134 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,340 We might play those. 135 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,940 And continue. 136 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,080 Continue off. 137 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:24,560 Before the. 138 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:24,880 The. 139 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,020 The. 140 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,940 The downfall. 141 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,000 Of the mighty. 142 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,920 Mighty Whites. 143 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,700 Connor Clear. 144 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,220 How are you? 145 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:33,160 Lev Abramovich. 146 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:34,480 Is AOL still a thing? 147 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:34,800 Steph. 148 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,800 We're going to have a look at that. 149 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,280 AOL. 150 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:37,480 AOL. 151 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:38,680 Is on the. 152 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,560 On the thing as well. 153 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,000 I think you can connect to AOL. 154 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:41,700 I'm not sure. 155 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,660 I might just keep playing that tune again. 156 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,100 Because it's got. 157 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,300 It's got great hype to it. 158 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:46,780 Okay. 159 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:47,680 I'm just going to go and. 160 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,000 What am I going to go and do? 161 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,900 I'm not going to do anything. 162 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:54,400 I'm not going to do anything. 163 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:54,780 I'm going to. 164 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:55,500 I'm going to stay here. 165 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:56,540 And we're going to boot up. 166 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,360 Windows 98. 167 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,000 First off. 168 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:58,840 Before we do boot it up. 169 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,920 Let's have a little look here. 170 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:00,780 At Windows 98. 171 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,360 On YouTube. 172 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,020 Just to see what we've got going on there. 173 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,040 Because I can't really build it up. 174 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,100 As good as the people did. 175 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:06,960 Back in the day. 176 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,160 We can watch a couple of videos. 177 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,200 Of when it was released. 178 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,160 We can watch a video. 179 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:11,720 Of like. 180 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,500 What it's about. 181 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,120 And then. 182 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:14,420 We can delve into it ourselves. 183 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,600 We don't want to spend too long. 184 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:17,340 On the watching the video. 185 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,540 But we'll have a little look anyway. 186 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,100 Let's have a look here now. 187 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:36,500 Jesus. 188 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,260 Jimmy Jesus. 189 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,220 Thank you very much. 190 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:45,740 Great tune. 191 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,020 Amazing tune. 192 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:51,740 Brows. 193 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,520 I'm never looking. 194 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:56,580 Ballyogan. 195 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,320 Backwater. 196 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,140 Thank you very much. 197 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:58,740 Iroquois. 198 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,220 Plissken. 199 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,200 And Jimbo Jambo. 200 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:00,620 Thank you. 201 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:01,980 Okay. 202 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,140 So what we're going to do first. 203 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,300 Yeah. 204 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,080 We look at the videos. 205 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,040 We'll look at the videos. 206 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,120 Of YouTube. 207 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,400 Of Windows 98. 208 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,140 On YouTube. 209 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,620 Really get. 210 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,420 Really get the anticipation going. 211 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:13,680 Here. 212 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,720 We really want to build the anticipation. 213 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,480 And make for a good night. 214 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:21,340 Yes. 215 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:21,740 Yes. 216 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,780 Circle by Juicy. 217 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:23,940 We're not going to be watching that. 218 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:24,860 What the hell that is. 219 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:25,500 It looks rubbish. 220 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,120 Firefox. 221 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,740 Fit to screen. 222 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,320 Transform. 223 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,180 Fit to screen. 224 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,820 Fit to screen. 225 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,360 Firefox. 226 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:35,300 Fit to screen. 227 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:35,860 There we go. 228 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:43,440 What I'm going to do. 229 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:43,720 Actually. 230 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:44,180 I will. 231 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:44,960 Start it up. 232 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:45,680 Just to show you. 233 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:46,700 See if it's working. 234 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:47,660 And great. 235 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,460 Windows 98. 236 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,300 Francis Higgins. 237 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,200 Is already there. 238 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,260 It's up on the top thing. 239 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,420 When you search for Windows 98. 240 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,000 What we'll do. 241 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:54,680 Is we'll just. 242 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,380 Take Firefox off. 243 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,440 And we'll pause that. 244 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:02,980 And I'll show you now. 245 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,880 I'll show you the startup. 246 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,080 Get ready for your. 247 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:07,980 You're going to. 248 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,100 You're going to have your mind. 249 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,760 Your mind's about to get blown. 250 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,700 Your mind is about to get blown. 251 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,440 So if you've got. 252 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,020 Anyone. 253 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,000 If you're of a nervous disposition. 254 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,860 Or if your mind is a bit shaky as well. 255 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,140 If you're not in great form. 256 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,100 You know. 257 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:23,880 If you don't know where. 258 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,540 If you weren't in a great mental space. 259 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:25,980 Before this. 260 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:26,240 Then. 261 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:26,940 Please. 262 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,300 Please. 263 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,060 Do take care. 264 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:28,460 Because. 265 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,540 This is going to make your head explode. 266 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,220 This is Windows 98. 267 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:32,980 Starting up. 268 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,860 You might not have ever seen it. 269 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,260 A lot of you might not have even been alive then. 270 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,560 Thank you very much for the tip though. 271 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,000 Jesus. 272 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,380 Mark formerly Sweet Beast. 273 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,700 Started reading. 274 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,580 Tis in my ass. 275 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,080 Jesus. 276 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,640 Got far as chapter 8. 277 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,100 Had to walk away from it. 278 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,260 Incredibly badly. 279 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:50,980 Written. 280 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,020 Grammatical. 281 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,500 Spelling mistakes galore. 282 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,240 Words. 283 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,580 Randomly added in. 284 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:56,760 And missed out. 285 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,140 And the plot is beyond mundane. 286 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,100 Waste. 287 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,360 Of time. 288 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,280 Now that's not my. 289 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,760 If Jerry ever watches that. 290 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,360 Or if somebody is saying that to Jerry. 291 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,640 That's not my words Jerry. 292 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:05,920 It's. 293 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:06,480 That's. 294 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,300 A fan of yours. 295 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,000 Who's sending that in to me. 296 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,400 To be honest. 297 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,860 I didn't even want to read the book. 298 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:13,460 On stream. 299 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,200 Because I didn't want to be embroiled in. 300 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:15,840 In anything. 301 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:16,800 Deeper. 302 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,340 As it's gone. 303 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,500 It's already gone too far. 304 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,320 The whole Jerry thing. 305 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,160 Max Darwin. 306 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,400 Thanks very much for the tip. 307 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,960 Let's have a look. 308 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:24,500 The myth. 309 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,320 Stand by those. 310 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:25,800 Yeah. 311 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,320 He's standing. 312 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:26,700 Jimmy. 313 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,720 Jimmy is standing by those words. 314 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,460 In the chat. 315 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,020 He's not going to renege on that. 316 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,040 And that's. 317 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,620 That's a man of his word. 318 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,160 Let's start up this. 319 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,640 Windows 98 here. 320 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,420 I can't wait. 321 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,240 I can't wait. 322 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:39,940 I can't wait. 323 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:39,940 I can't wait. 324 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:39,980 I can't wait. 325 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:40,620 For it to. 326 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,260 To. 327 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,160 Just go. 328 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,740 The sound that it makes. 329 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,740 When you first start it up. 330 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,280 I think it's going to be something else. 331 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,500 I think it's going to be an absolute. 332 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,340 Amazing thing. 333 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,400 And. 334 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,340 Where is it now? 335 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,340 Window capture. 336 00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,740 Window capture. 337 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,260 There we go. 338 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:00,920 Window capture. 339 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,460 So I've already started up there. 340 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,580 Just because I can't. 341 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,100 I'm going to have to restart it. 342 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,920 Just so that you hear. 343 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:07,900 You get the oomph. 344 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,240 So if you've got the headphones. 345 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:11,700 Crank them up. 346 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,620 Because you're going to get to hear. 347 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:13,440 What it sounds like. 348 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,740 When you start up this bad boy. 349 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:16,720 Here we go. 350 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:17,020 Start. 351 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,580 I think they'll shut down. 352 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 But we will restart. 353 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,200 Instead of shutting down. 354 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:24,940 And here we go. 355 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:30,940 Here we go. 356 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,200 Get ready for this. 357 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,400 Window shutting down. 358 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,080 Virtual box. 359 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,360 That's where I have to use to install it. 360 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,340 Coming up. 361 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:40,380 Coming up. 362 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,420 Coming up. 363 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,760 Coming up. 364 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,360 It's there. 365 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,900 Wow. 366 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,600 Did you hear that? 367 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,080 That was the intro sound chime. 368 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,520 The intro WAV file. 369 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,080 That gets played when you start up. 370 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,640 Windows 98. 371 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,180 Yeti getting. 372 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:04,560 Oh. 373 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,440 There she is. 374 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:05,840 Grand. 375 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:06,240 Wow. 376 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:06,920 Amazing. 377 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:07,920 Boomer. 378 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,120 Someone says. 379 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:09,620 Class. 380 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:10,180 Blessed. 381 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:11,580 Blessed. 382 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:11,900 Blessed. 383 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:12,520 Majestic. 384 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,040 Truly a spiritual experience. 385 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,840 Brilliant stuff. 386 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,700 A lot of love for that WAV. 387 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:17,880 And I tell you something. 388 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,120 You heard it once. 389 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:20,000 You're. 390 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,160 We're going to hear it again. 391 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,620 Let's restart that. 392 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:33,760 Come on. 393 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:33,760 Come on. 394 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,720 Come on. 395 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,680 Lovely stuff. 396 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:36,680 Lovely stuff. 397 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:47,880 A load of startup stuff there. 398 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:48,720 I need to get rid of. 399 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,540 I have to go into MS config. 400 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,340 To stop these bad boys from popping up. 401 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,620 But the SciTech display doctor. 402 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,460 Now that was an important piece of software. 403 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:58,260 Yeah. 404 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,400 A load of people loving that in the chat there. 405 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,260 Loving it. 406 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:01,820 Loving it. 407 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,340 Ascended. 408 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,120 Someone says. 409 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:04,880 Oh boy. 410 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,020 The hills are indeed alive. 411 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,640 The dopamine hit from the WAV. 412 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,740 Somebody just got a dopamine hit from that. 413 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,580 I'm feeling pretty. 414 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,820 Pretty vibed as well. 415 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,120 I don't know what it is myself. 416 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:18,560 Andy. 417 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,660 Thanks so much for that. 418 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:27,580 I'm the maze screensaver on win 98 is really confused me as a kid. 419 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,120 Let's have a look at that. 420 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,140 As I recall, it's like playing Doom, but you're not playing a game. 421 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,040 You're playing some pinball. 422 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,820 We might go into pinball dreams. 423 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,920 We don't know yet. 424 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,380 There's so much we can do here. 425 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,420 The potential is limitless. 426 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,700 You know, if you think about it in one sense, 427 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,360 where it's quite limited if you think about it in a new sense, 428 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,540 a new modern day sense, 429 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,480 because you actually can't do everything that you want it to do nowadays. 430 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,360 We're going to try and surf the web. 431 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,940 That's another amazing thing that we haven't done yet. 432 00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,280 I'm going to jump right into this now and see what we can do. 433 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:06,100 Let's see if we can watch this stream on Windows 98. 434 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,820 McAfee virus scan. 435 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:10,900 We'll get rid of that. 436 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,640 Now, I had to install, because if you go into Windows, 437 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,380 we'll go into Internet Explorer. 438 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,740 Now, this is what you get. 439 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,760 And look at this. 440 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,120 Already. 441 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:22,920 It's working. 442 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,880 MSN is coming up in Windows 98. 443 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,640 Incredible stuff. 444 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,320 We've got Ronnie O'Sullivan is just after one. 445 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,880 The snooker or snooker, as it's known in the States. 446 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,760 I put that music back on again. 447 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,420 The hype music. 448 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,240 Great to have a bit of hype going. 449 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,420 So, Windows 98. 450 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,200 Weather. 451 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,880 16 degrees in Dublin. 452 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,820 Ronnie O'Sullivan won the sixth world snooker championship. 453 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,200 The speed is incredible. 454 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,800 I wasn't expecting this at all. 455 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,900 I have been told not to use Internet Explorer, because it does. 456 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,800 It could be a virus trap. 457 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,920 And it could be easy for people to get into your system. 458 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:07,300 Okay. 459 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:13,140 Jamie Oliver's wife, Jules, has shared incredible throwback photo of them. 460 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:15,420 Castlehaven St. 461 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,100 Finbar's win against Cork. 462 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,760 As Kilmurray reach Claire last four. 463 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,060 Brilliant stuff for them. 464 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,400 An amazing, amazing, amazing time to be alive. 465 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,700 And what's more, it's up on Windows 98. 466 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:34,420 So, St. Finbar's, they, thank you very much for the tip there, Phil G. 467 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,680 St. Finbar's won today. 468 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,740 But they didn't know that the news was going to be broken on Windows 98. 469 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,680 Back in time. 470 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,180 Back in time. 471 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,820 And look at these, these fellas here with the ball. 472 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,720 They didn't know that the news was going to break. 473 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,660 In Windows 98. 474 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,820 This is... 475 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,580 Mind-blowing stuff. 476 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,080 And I know I'm telling you it's mind-blowing. 477 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:08,340 You might be going, this is not, this is anything but mind-blowing. 478 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,220 My mind has not yet blown up. 479 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,100 Brian W. says fantastic in the chat. 480 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,260 So, I mean, who's right and who's wrong here? 481 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,400 You know what I mean? 482 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,880 Strawberry Pancakes and Chris Shan. 483 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,820 Thank you very much for the 220 Strawberry Pancakes. 484 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,760 And Chris Shan also for the... 485 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,980 He says cowabunga. 486 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,080 Let's have a little look more on this. 487 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,100 MSN.com. 488 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,740 Stop racism. 489 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:35,880 Okay? 490 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,540 Chris Shan, thanks very much. 491 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,020 There was a... 492 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,460 There was a big brunch event 493 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,120 that went tits up in Dublin. 494 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:47,420 And I believe there was a fella who was dancing around with a mohawk. 495 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,240 Dishing out spirits into people who... 496 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,200 Who just had their mouths open like this. 497 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,960 And he was spiriting into their mouths. 498 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,400 And it was that... 499 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:58,860 It was like... 500 00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,580 It was like a... 501 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,100 It was like Sodom and Gomorrah. 502 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,260 And there was no social distancing or anything like that. 503 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,000 It was mad... 504 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,600 It looked... 505 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,040 It looked like fucking deadly crack. 506 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,680 I'm not gonna lie. 507 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,860 It looked like mad crack. 508 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,360 And I know it was spreading disease. 509 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,040 But can you blame people for spreading disease? 510 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,140 When all they wanna do is spread happiness and crack as well. 511 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,480 Okay? 512 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,100 That's not... 513 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:23,900 It's not their fault. 514 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,300 Technically, it's not their fault. 515 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,440 And I'm gonna go on record as saying that. 516 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,660 And I've just said it. 517 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,280 So you can come at me. 518 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,580 Please don't come at me, actually. 519 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,420 If you... 520 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,840 And don't take that seriously. 521 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,560 I do believe that you shouldn't spread stuff as well. 522 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,280 Stay at home. 523 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,780 Don't go into bars. 524 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,780 And definitely don't be listening to the killers 525 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,140 whilst fucking... 526 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,440 Spurting off spirit into people's mouths. 527 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,760 It's embarrassing for you. 528 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,260 It's embarrassing for the establishment. 529 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,360 And it's embarrassing also for the fact that you're playing the killers. 530 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,800 You know? 531 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,480 Arlene Foster. 532 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,180 Thank you very much. 533 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,160 Sarah and James. 534 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,460 Thank you very much. 535 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,640 Jimmy Jusis. 536 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,460 Don't check the stock. 537 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,380 Check the windows. 538 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,240 98. 539 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,520 An amazing pun. 540 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,140 And an amazing tip as well. 541 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,340 Thank you very much for that. 542 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,920 The deplorable videos emerged last night from a brunch event. 543 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,580 Dublin has sparked outrage. 544 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,460 The baked brunch event. 545 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,480 Which took place. 546 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,540 At Berlin D2 bar and restaurant Dublin's Dame Lane yesterday. 547 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,620 Kicked off at 1pm and ended around 5. 548 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,600 Footage on Sock Med. 549 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,560 Which is shorthand for social media these days. 550 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,440 Showed groups of people seated at separate tables. 551 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,480 And enjoying meals at the beginning of the event. 552 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,980 They were asked to stay in boxes. 553 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,880 Which were marked by tape on the floor. 554 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,740 However, revelers were dancing together towards the end of the event. 555 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,720 Unbelievable news. 556 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,100 Who'd have thought? 557 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,780 How embarrassing for those people. 558 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,320 We're going to have a look at the embarrassing video on Windows 98. 559 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:21,420 I'm so happy about this. 560 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,880 I can't believe we're going to look at the shit that they did. 561 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:31,340 I wanted to look at the stupid video for the benefit of the stream. 562 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,260 And not only that. 563 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,380 I wanted to look at it and have a laugh. 564 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,540 But now we're not over. 565 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,880 Double trouble, guys. 566 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,820 We're going to get to see this on Windows 98. 567 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,600 Could you believe it? 568 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,040 Would you believe it? 569 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,300 Did you ever dare to dream it? 570 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:49,760 Windows 98. 571 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,060 Berlin D2 Brunch. 572 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,960 Gone wild. 573 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,940 Simon Harris not happy. 574 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,700 Minister for Health not happy. 575 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:57,840 Tanishda. 576 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,480 Leo Varadkar. 577 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,100 Very unhappy with this. 578 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,040 Stephen Donnelly. 579 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,480 Is he ever happy about anything at all? 580 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,280 Not happy. 581 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,060 And you guessed it. 582 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:08,740 Enfett. 583 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:09,640 Not happy. 584 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,080 And that was great timing for the end of that tune as well. 585 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,980 You must be lying to us, says Mike. 586 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:23,200 And see, the prospect of what's ahead is so good and so juicy. 587 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,400 The people just literally cannot believe what's going on. 588 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,960 We're going to be installing RealPlayer. 589 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,320 We're going to be downloading Shockwave. 590 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,960 We're going to be installing Macromedia Flash. 591 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:44,360 We've got a can or two of Guinness to go as well. 592 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,300 If I'm not in heaven, then I don't know where the hell I am. 593 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,260 Anaconda G. 594 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,660 Thank you very much for that. 595 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,200 I hope you're getting on well, Anaconda G. 596 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,420 And Delete System 32. 597 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,380 Thank you very much. 598 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:00,540 Dosserbox. 599 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,640 Thanks so much for that. 600 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,760 And everyone out there in the mainframe. 601 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,000 Leeds are going up. 602 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,660 If you're playing as Leeds, make sure you sell that snake Harry Kuhl. 603 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,160 Do you know what? 604 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,220 I couldn't sell him. 605 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,000 Even though he was... 606 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,120 He went to Galatasaray and all that. 607 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,120 There's something... 608 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,040 You know, the goal he scored against Sheffield Wednesday... 609 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,160 Actually, all the... 610 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,460 You know, his best football of his career were at Leeds those seasons. 611 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,380 Those seasons. 612 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,100 I wouldn't... 613 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:29,720 I'd keep him. 614 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:34,640 Because I remember continuing as Leeds back 20 years ago in that game. 615 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,140 And he goes on to just be an absolute star man. 616 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,100 40-odd million he went for. 617 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,980 I had to sell him because he wanted to leave the bollocks. 618 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:49,940 We're going to do it. 619 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:53,760 Thanks very much. 620 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,040 Shiju Vergaz. 621 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,840 Windows 2077. 622 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:03,620 Load up the video of Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates dancing at Windows 95. 623 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,580 Launch on your Windows 98. 624 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,120 Great, great suggestion. 625 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,060 We're going to do that now. 626 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,260 First off, let's see if we can load up... 627 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,840 If YouTube even plays an Internet Explorer here. 628 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,400 MSN. 629 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,500 Where's the search bar there? 630 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,380 Okay, YouTube. 631 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,560 YouTube. 632 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,400 When you send information to the Internet... 633 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,640 Look at how antiquated this is. 634 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,180 When you send information to the Internet, it might... 635 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:31,620 It might be possible for others to see that information. 636 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,560 Do you want to continue? 637 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:34,860 Question mark. 638 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:41,860 And then you're faced with a big, big, big, big existential crisis as to whether or not to progress. 639 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,020 You know that there's a whole world of information out there. 640 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:48,080 But do you really want people getting inside your fucking system and seeing what you've got? 641 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:50,980 I don't know. 642 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,240 What if they get access to my Championship Manager save file? 643 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:11,120 What if somebody sees my collection of customized screensavers, which I got on a compact disc from a friend in school who said, 644 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,560 Put these screensavers on your computer. 645 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,220 They're class. 646 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,460 There's loads of them. 647 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,860 There's one of them where it's a fella going around with a lawnmower. 648 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,380 And he's lawnmowing, like, cats and stuff. 649 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,500 And I said, that sounds terrible. 650 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,060 That's like a video nasty. 651 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,300 He said, don't worry. 652 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,360 It's animation. 653 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,380 It's fine. 654 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,640 And I put that CD in and there was loads of that kind of stuff. 655 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,640 Weird stuff as well. 656 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:40,540 I remember there was one animated screensaver of a chimp in an electric chair. 657 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,000 Where did he get that disc, that lad? 658 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,600 I'm not going to reveal his full name. 659 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,960 But his name was Sean. 660 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,960 And he did lend me that disc. 661 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,400 Where did he get access to that disc? 662 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,200 And who created it? 663 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:52,760 We don't know. 664 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:54,680 But we're going to keep going on the internet now. 665 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:55,180 Let's have a look. 666 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:55,880 We'll press yes. 667 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,920 And there we have Bing. 668 00:24:59,300 --> 00:24:59,740 YouTube. 669 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,200 Do you want to view this? 670 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,520 Do you really want to view this material? 671 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,180 It could be a nightmare. 672 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:13,300 And the page cannot be displayed. 673 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,120 Ladies and gentlemen. 674 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,080 We don't have it. 675 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:44,080 . . . 676 00:25:44,080 --> 00:26:05,080 We need another . . . we've got another browser. I anticipated this crack. So bear with me as we go on to a different browser in Windows 98. As we go on the hunt to find the embarrassing video which is doing the rounds of people pissed out of their heads spreading COVID like there's no tomorrow. 677 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:17,820 Let's close this Microsoft Internet Explorer. It's been an absolute waste of time. We have an AOL internet free trial. That's all to play for. It's all ahead of us. Don't go away. It's going to be an absolute amazing evening. 678 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:30,040 Tina Titwank. Thanks so much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. An unbelievable tip and an unbelievable encouragement as well for what's about to come. 679 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:45,080 Beardsman MEP. Thank you very much. Branded Ireland. Thank you very much. Aid. Thanks so much, Aid. Windows 98. It's everything you want it to be when you need it to be. An amazing, amazing way to put that, Aid. 680 00:26:46,080 --> 00:27:00,080 I don't think I could ever set it as good as that myself. So we'll boot up Opera and System Library MSD is missing or too old. Certain transparency effects will be slow. So this is something I need to get to grips with. 681 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:15,080 And correctly obtaining the library from Windows Millennium installation and placing it in your Windows System Directory will fix this. So that we in our in order to get some of these images branded. Thanks so much. We would have to go into the future to Windows Millennium. 682 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:44,080 And the Millennium Bug. Remember that? Never, never fucking surfaced. Never surfaced. Everyone was shitting themselves. They were saying the moon is going to malfunction. And it's going to reset. And the tills down at Landis were going to be fucked. Never happened. Everything, everything turned out okay. In fact, it went better. It went swimmingly. Nothing went bad at all. As far as I know. Opera is not set as the default browser. Do you want it? No. 683 00:27:44,080 --> 00:28:12,220 No. Wikipedia. Error. A new version is available. Do you want it? No. Okay, so we go to YouTube.com. Here we go. This is it. The moment you've all been waiting for. Can Windows 98 open YouTube? It's struggling. It's really struggling. There's nothing there. 684 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:37,400 There's nothing there at all. It's just piles of nothing. Oh. Oh. Oh. Jesus. This is a right. This is a bit of a bummer. It's trying its best. It's not working. Justice for Hazuki. Thanks so much. Beardsman MEP. Thanks. 685 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:53,800 This is a bit of a bummer. I don't even have the embarrassment alert. Things. I'm not going to play either. 686 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:15,080 The music is great though. The music will keep us going. Okay, so no YouTube, okay? Windows 98 cannot handle YouTube. Remember, Windows 98. YouTube wasn't even around then. YouTube was 2006. 2005, 2006. 687 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:30,240 So we're playing with fire. You need to really be, you know, happy with what you're getting as well. I'm not trying to... I know I'm trying to temper the expectations here. I've been setting it up for a big, big, big, big, big, big, big showdown. 688 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:41,080 But you need to watch yourselves as well because you don't want to be getting me down as well with your... The fact that you're down that we can't see the video on YouTube because we don't have access to YouTube. 689 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:58,220 YouTube for Windows 98 in Google. Okay. YouTube. Windows 98. YouTube on Windows 98. 690 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:04,500 Oh, fuck. 691 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:34,480 Oh, fuck. 692 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:39,900 Okay, we'll keep it moving because you need to keep the energy up here. 693 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,620 It's been a big, big, big failure so far. 694 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,020 D-Bar, how are you getting on, man? 695 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,520 Thank you very much for the fifth. 696 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,840 The fifth of the fifth. 697 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:50,580 Okay. 698 00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:53,460 Let's not get down. 699 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,720 Delete the cache frame rate flash drive. 700 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,080 Okay. 701 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,580 Try web archive. 702 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,180 Fuck. 703 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,180 A lot of info coming through here. 704 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:11,820 Let's go again with the Internet Explorer and see what we can get. 705 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,500 Let's type into the web search Berlin Dame Lane. 706 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:22,860 Is it? 707 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,140 Or is it D2? 708 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:31,940 Look at this. 709 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,240 It's on RTE. 710 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,180 Oh, no! 711 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:05,380 Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 712 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:09,820 We need to watch a video, we'll watch a video and we can get the video going. 713 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,040 Melinda, Melinda Messenger, thanks so much. 714 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,320 Thanks very much to Melinda Messenger. 715 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,520 Very, very kind of you, Melinda. 716 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,780 Okay. 717 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,300 Okay, RT's been around since, just got on the old Windows XP. 718 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:35,240 No, I'm afraid that we're going to do this. 719 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:40,960 We're going to do this on Windows 98, whether or not we can or we can't. 720 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:44,360 System 32, download Firefox. 721 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,440 Need to update Internet Explorer. 722 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:50,440 Let's update Opera. 723 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,460 Let's update Opera. 724 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,200 Let's update Opera. 725 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,360 It was asking us to do it, now we're going to do it. 726 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,600 No. 727 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,440 File, edit, widgets, tools. 728 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,840 Widgets, bookmarks, edit, full screen. 729 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,960 Where's the fucking update? 730 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,720 Check for updates. 731 00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:18,980 A new version. 732 00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,080 Yeah, let's upgrade. 733 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,460 Operating system Windows. 734 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,640 Okay, it's not going to work for us. 735 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,860 It's not going to work for us. 736 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,480 Okay, we're going to have to cheat, I'm afraid. 737 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:44,460 We're going to have to cheat on this and have a look at the video on Windows 10 on Firefox. 738 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,660 It's an absolute joke. 739 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,800 A real, real kick in the teeth here. 740 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,900 We're going to come back to Windows 98. 741 00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:53,840 If you've just joined us, this is Windows 98. 742 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,460 We're going to have a look at some of the stuff. 743 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,660 Amazing software that you could have been using. 744 00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,600 I even bought, I went on eBay and bought this piece of cack. 745 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,980 This was before Google Earth. 746 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,820 Before you had a Google Earth, you had this. 747 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,560 Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 748 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:15,020 An amazing piece of software which gave you the world on a disc. 749 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:19,780 It had information about the mountains, the sea, the country. 750 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,660 It was amazing stuff. 751 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:26,100 It was Google before Google. 752 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:30,860 What we're going to do here, just to get you in the mood again, 753 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:37,560 we're going to restart just so that you can hear that amazing, amazing Windows 98 startup sound. 754 00:34:37,560 --> 00:35:01,600 Sorry about that. 755 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,740 Sorry, that might have hurt your ears there. 756 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,820 It really wasn't as loud as I wanted to be there. 757 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,860 We're going to do it one more time. 758 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,800 This is the fourth time we've done this now, guys. 759 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,560 The fourth time. 760 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,640 It doesn't get any... 761 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,020 It always stays fresh. 762 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,320 That's the funny thing about it. 763 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:17,880 This is it. 764 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560 This is the startup sound for Windows 98. 765 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,000 Okay. 766 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,560 Complete failure when loading YouTube. 767 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,920 We can't load YouTube. 768 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:25,720 Look. 769 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:39,020 And then you've got the display doctor bloatware as well. 770 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,880 Can it run crisis, says Macer. 771 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,180 Look. 772 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,120 The only crisis it can run at the moment is the crisis I'm fucking having. 773 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,480 Trying to get the YouTube videos loaded. 774 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,360 But I tell you something. 775 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,460 We're not going to dwell on that crisis. 776 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:59,060 We will look on Firefox at the Windows 98 launch. 777 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,360 Just before we play the... 778 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,260 We're going to save. 779 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:04,240 This is going to be the... 780 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,880 This is going to be the big boy. 781 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,180 Okay. 782 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,340 This is going to be the big bomb as I drop on you. 783 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,180 Windows... 784 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:11,680 Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 785 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,460 I had to go and find a... 786 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:15,320 A disc driver. 787 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,360 A CD-ROM player. 788 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,460 Because the computer I have doesn't even take CDs anymore. 789 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,020 This baby. 790 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,200 Had to wait 7 days for it to arrive. 791 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,240 It was on eBay. 792 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,880 11 quid. 793 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,500 Ridiculous price. 794 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:30,160 Absolutely ridiculous. 795 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,540 Unbelievable stuff. 796 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:34,220 It's coming up. 797 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:34,520 It's... 798 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:34,760 It's... 799 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,800 It's probably going to be the most exciting stream yet. 800 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,480 And I really have to emphasize probably in that one. 801 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,000 Sorry. 802 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,320 Sorry about your ears. 803 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,020 I'm... 804 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,760 Launch. 805 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,040 Okay. 806 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,180 Windows 98 launch. 807 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,180 Launch. 808 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,080 Okay. 809 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:52,800 We've got a go... 810 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,640 We've got a video here. 811 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,100 It's going to be... 812 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:54,860 It's going to be amazing. 813 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,480 USA. 814 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:56,640 Microsoft. 815 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:57,540 Launch. 816 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:00,540 Steph98. 817 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:01,920 Thank you very much for the tip. 818 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,660 And chips. 819 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,720 Sazis. 820 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,160 Cummies. 821 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,280 Tap. 822 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,560 Thank you very much for that. 823 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:17,380 Come on, guys. Come on. We're going to watch this video. 824 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:47,360 We'll be right back. 825 00:37:47,360 --> 00:38:17,340 Come on. We'll be right back. 826 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:20,680 Windows 98, the operating system, and get into this. 827 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,840 It's an amazing piece of software, 11 euro, 11 euro. 828 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,100 Let's do this, let's do this. 829 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,280 Let's get this Firefox up on the screen here. 830 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:32,780 Okay, that's behind. 831 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,500 Can we get the Firefox window up in front? 832 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,120 There we go, great stuff. 833 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,420 Great stuff. 834 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,980 Maybe need to make that a little bit bigger for the, 835 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,120 maybe you could just double click there. 836 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,840 That's the stuff, okay, great stuff. 837 00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:51,680 Here we go. 838 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,360 This is the night it happened, the seal, the queue, look at that. 839 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,560 People queuing for physical media outside the web store 840 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,520 or the software store. 841 00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,160 Unbelievable stuff. 842 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,800 - Here we go, t-shirt or computer? 843 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,120 T-shirt or computer? 844 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,640 - Wow. - Wow. 845 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,900 Midnight, midnight launch. 846 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,820 Consumer capitalism, midnight launches. 847 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:21,860 Unbelievable stuff. 848 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,460 - You can announce my number. 849 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,740 - Connie, thank you very much, Connie. 850 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,620 - We've got a free computer to give away. 851 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:31,500 - Right there. 852 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,620 - We've got a-- - Look, they were so happy. 853 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,140 And what's it say on our shirt? 854 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,140 We don't know what it says, but it says something. 855 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:38,640 Something. 856 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,520 Something, something, something of something. 857 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,060 I don't know. 858 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,060 - I don't know. - Of beauty. 859 00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:44,700 - Something of beauty. - We've got a laser printer? 860 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,700 - The United States. - 33 seconds in college. 861 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,720 And look at that fella. 862 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,720 DJ Zest. 863 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,160 Unbelievable. 864 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,920 Paddy, lasty, chic on the fella. 865 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,360 And that's what you want. 866 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:55,760 It was the glitz. 867 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,560 It was the glitz. 868 00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:00,340 This was the days when the real computer glitz and glamour was happening. 869 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:00,900 Okay? 870 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,040 There wasn't any need for any fakers out there. 871 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,920 You had this lad completely ready to go. 872 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,100 Fucking full tilt poker on the launch. 873 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,660 And Gio Heo. 874 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,600 Thank you very much, Gio Heo. 875 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,720 Ladies and gentlemen, 33 seconds and counting. 876 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,180 Call Associates, stand by. 877 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,880 98 is about to launch. 878 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:22,780 Wow. 879 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,440 Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 880 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,240 Let's go and cheer. 881 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:26,920 Come on, guys. 882 00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:28,640 Come on, guys. 883 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:29,440 Come on, guys. 884 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,180 Look at those faces. 885 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,120 Look at that man's face. 886 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,700 Look at him. 887 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,000 Look at him. 888 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,140 He's ready for it. 889 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,320 And that guy there, he's kind of just waiting on the outskirts. 890 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,480 He's waiting to pounce as well. 891 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,020 He's actually more... 892 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,640 I think he's got more guile than this guy. 893 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:48,700 This guy looks very sad. 894 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,780 He's like Pagliacci. 895 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,800 There we can get a clearer... 896 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,160 Can we get a clearer frame on that fella, please? 897 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,760 And also, look behind him. 898 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,480 There's a girl... 899 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,340 There's a... 900 00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:59,020 There's a girl... 901 00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:02,600 The girl in behind him who's ready to pounce as well. 902 00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,260 And there's another man there ready. 903 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,080 This fella, I think he could... 904 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,960 He's weighing up what these lads are going to do. 905 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:11,940 Sorry there. 906 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:12,840 I just keep stopping. 907 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:13,760 I don't want to keep stopping. 908 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,740 It might be annoying. 909 00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,360 But let's just take that in again. 910 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460 This is the launch fella. 911 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,640 The disco man. 912 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:20,900 I'm so excited about Windows 98. 913 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,140 We're going to be playing Windows... 914 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,900 We've got Windows 98 ready to go. 915 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,740 If you've just joined us, can't emphasize this enough. 916 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,560 Windows 98. 917 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,880 Look, I'm not bullshitting you. 918 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,100 Press and start. 919 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,320 I've got programs. 920 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,400 7-Zip. 921 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,320 Accessories. 922 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,240 Communications. 923 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,080 Entertainment. 924 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,180 Do you want to be entertained? 925 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,240 Because I've got it all here. 926 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,920 Don't go away. 927 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,160 It's coming right up. 928 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,940 Compton 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 929 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,240 I've installed it. 930 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,080 I've the disc here. 931 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,700 I've installed it. 932 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,300 I have to put the disc in to play it. 933 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,800 Sorry. 934 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,620 I'm getting really excited here. 935 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,520 And I just hope you're on the same buzz as me. 936 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,080 33 seconds and counting, ladies and gentlemen. 937 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,820 Look at this. 938 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,740 Gentlemen, 33 seconds and counting. 939 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,200 All associates stand by. 940 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,920 98 is about to launch. 941 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,520 Stormy up. 942 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,460 Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 943 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,240 Let's go and cheer. 944 00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:15,980 Come on, guys. 945 00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:18,360 Come on, guys. 946 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,140 Let's hear it, guys. 947 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,400 Come on, guys. 948 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,600 He's really going for it. 949 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,120 Look at what's on the shelves as well. 950 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,300 Weird. 951 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,040 Old Batman comics are special by. 952 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,660 Look at the size of those TV cameras back in the day. 953 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:38,900 Big time. 954 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,500 Slacks. 955 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,320 Tightly-waisted slacks. 956 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,140 Baggy enough shirts. 957 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,100 Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 958 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,920 Let's go and cheer. 959 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:48,660 Come on, guys. 960 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,480 Come on, guys. 961 00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:54,000 And there you have the sad face. 962 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,360 Sorry for stopping me. 963 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:57,200 We really do need to capture this. 964 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,860 It's beautiful in its complexity. 965 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:04,380 And it kind of says a lot about the day that's in it as well. 966 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,580 It's a launch of a software. 967 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,340 It's no operating system. 968 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,900 Is he excited, though? 969 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,460 We don't know. 970 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:09,980 Let's have a look. 971 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,320 Look at that lad in the red. 972 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,540 He's going mental. 973 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,000 Look. 974 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:26,180 Look at these guys. 975 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:26,700 Look at him. 976 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,500 There's so much to look at. 977 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:32,780 It's here. 978 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,520 Windows 98. 979 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:36,980 This is a cutaway that was shot later because you can tell by the sound. 980 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,980 It was shot earlier and they just put it in. 981 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:41,460 What we want to see is the other one in the door. 982 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,160 Hopefully we go back to that. 983 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:43,780 Great stuff. 984 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:44,220 Three. 985 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,080 Two. 986 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:45,960 One. 987 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,600 Did you see that? 988 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,120 I thought he cracked a smile then. 989 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:53,740 Look, your man. 990 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,680 He cracked a little smile and he had a paper in his hand as well. 991 00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,820 The first one in. 992 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,280 First one in the door. 993 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,320 Maybe we can see the moment he starts smiling. 994 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,280 Is he smiling before it opens? 995 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:06,760 It is. 996 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,060 Look, he's smiling before it opens. 997 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,700 Three. 998 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,480 Two. 999 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,180 One. 1000 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,800 Look at how happy he is there. 1001 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,460 He's very happy before he comes in. 1002 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,200 And now watch. 1003 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,540 The deluge. 1004 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:20,700 Oh. 1005 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:21,740 They're running. 1006 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,440 They're running. 1007 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:24,460 See him. 1008 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,560 Look at that lad. 1009 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,420 And what's amazing is. 1010 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:38,780 See? 1011 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,480 That fella's run. 1012 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,600 It's timed with the music. 1013 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,380 Do you know they've got some kind of Skywalker fucking. 1014 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,700 They've got some Star Wars music playing. 1015 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,640 Do do do do do do. 1016 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,580 And you hear like a drum. 1017 00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,520 A drum crash. 1018 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,080 Just as it cuts to your man running. 1019 00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,600 I don't know if that was intent. 1020 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:57,380 If they intended to do that. 1021 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,320 Or he intended to do it. 1022 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,580 But look at the timing of it. 1023 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:10,740 This is everything. 1024 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,780 And we're going to get to play with this operating system in a moment. 1025 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,120 Mark, formerly Sweet Beast. 1026 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:15,780 Thanks so much. 1027 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:22,960 No running. 1028 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,020 No running. 1029 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,780 No running. 1030 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,120 They got done there. 1031 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:27,480 Look at them. 1032 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,120 It's like when you get told at school to stop running. 1033 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,200 And you just keep. 1034 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,060 You walk really fast then. 1035 00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:35,080 No running. 1036 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,840 No running. 1037 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,700 Don't running. 1038 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,560 No running. 1039 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,460 No running. 1040 00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:39,460 No running. 1041 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,040 Okay. 1042 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,300 No running. 1043 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,140 I mean. 1044 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,940 They worked the people up. 1045 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:46,420 Like you know. 1046 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,340 They worked the people up. 1047 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,860 They should have said before. 1048 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,200 Listen. 1049 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:51,420 No running when you get in. 1050 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:52,980 That's America though. 1051 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,100 Like midnight launches. 1052 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:54,460 They go. 1053 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,480 They go mad for this sort of stuff. 1054 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:57,880 Don't run. 1055 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,020 Please don't run. 1056 00:45:59,140 --> 00:45:59,980 We have 20. 1057 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:00,420 Wow. 1058 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:00,800 Look at that. 1059 00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:01,540 Don't run. 1060 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,080 Don't run. 1061 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,180 Please don't run. 1062 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:03,860 We have 20. 1063 00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:05,040 That's exactly what I mean. 1064 00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,080 That fella there is exactly what I mean. 1065 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,140 When you're at school. 1066 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,160 And the teacher tells you not to run. 1067 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,020 Because it's like home time. 1068 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,840 Or you just want to get the cow to school. 1069 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,140 And so you just start walking really fast. 1070 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,140 Don't run. 1071 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:20,680 No. 1072 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,400 Don't run. 1073 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,500 Please don't run. 1074 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,500 We have 20. 1075 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,920 We have 20. 1076 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:27,260 And what a hat as well. 1077 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,860 What a hat. 1078 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,940 We'll just turn that down a bit. 1079 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,820 So we can just get a. 1080 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,100 We have 20. 1081 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,740 Sorry. 1082 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,480 This might. 1083 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,680 If you don't like fast moving images. 1084 00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:39,100 We've got a man in a hat walking really fast. 1085 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,760 Don't run. 1086 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,920 Please don't run. 1087 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,580 We have 20. 1088 00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:42,880 On. 1089 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960 Please don't run. 1090 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,440 Beautiful. 1091 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,060 Really nice. 1092 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,760 That's lovely stuff. 1093 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,980 And it's such anticipation. 1094 00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:50,340 He's so happy that fella. 1095 00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:50,660 You know. 1096 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,840 He's waited a good few days for that. 1097 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,060 And he's got something in the hand. 1098 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,220 What's he got in the hand? 1099 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,060 Is it a voucher? 1100 00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,080 You don't know. 1101 00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:01,100 There's plenty of copies though. 1102 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:01,320 You know. 1103 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:02,420 There was no need for run. 1104 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:03,540 For runnage. 1105 00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:05,780 Reversal runnage. 1106 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:07,820 What's that? 1107 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,300 Perhaps we'll never know. 1108 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,440 Someone says he looks like he's got the shites. 1109 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,100 Sondra Joyce. 1110 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,020 Thank you very much. 1111 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240 Hope you're getting on well. 1112 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,620 Amazing stuff coming up guys. 1113 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:21,540 Windows 98. 1114 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,840 If you've just joined us. 1115 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,500 We have it. 1116 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,460 We have it in the bag. 1117 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,300 It's not going away. 1118 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:25,760 Don't worry. 1119 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,220 We're going to. 1120 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:27,560 We tried to launch YouTube. 1121 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,600 Didn't work out for us. 1122 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,000 So we're on Firefox at the moment. 1123 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:30,560 Shy guys. 1124 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,760 Thank you very much. 1125 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,640 Look at that. 1126 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:34,820 Your man. 1127 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:35,980 He ran. 1128 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,120 He wants a copy of Windows 98. 1129 00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:40,040 But he's so. 1130 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,500 Look at these VHS. 1131 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:41,820 Are they? 1132 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:42,520 Or Betamax. 1133 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,720 He gets offered a copy. 1134 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,380 And he's just like. 1135 00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:45,980 No thanks. 1136 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:47,160 Look. 1137 00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:49,540 He runs past what he wants. 1138 00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:50,760 He's that excited. 1139 00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,200 He's that excited. 1140 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:53,440 He's. 1141 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,640 He doesn't even realize. 1142 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,840 That what he wants. 1143 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:57,660 Is right there. 1144 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,360 And he's just like. 1145 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:58,620 Nah. 1146 00:47:59,620 --> 00:47:59,800 Boom. 1147 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:00,480 Bah. 1148 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,480 Nice. 1149 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:08,860 Fat 32. 1150 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:09,960 Not sure. 1151 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:10,920 What? 1152 00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,380 Yeah. 1153 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,020 Did he say Fat 32? 1154 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,160 What a G. 1155 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,340 What an absolute gangster. 1156 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,260 This is an original gangster. 1157 00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:23,520 Windows 98 gangster. 1158 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,160 Look at this. 1159 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:40,660 oh such you see the poison he delivers it with as well fat 32 of course is the format of the memory 1160 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:45,800 i think in windows machines you you format you know when you format your usb you can format it 1161 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:55,700 ntfs or fat 32 or mac fat 32 this fat 32 must have been the new thing on the block then 1162 00:48:55,700 --> 00:49:02,360 and look at the way look at the way he's he's kind of happy about it at first and then he just 1163 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,340 he drops the 32 it's kind of like yeah fat 32 1164 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:28,540 yeah we need to remix that into a into a tune look at the walk-off 1165 00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:39,360 why didn't we i wish they would have left the shot to to see where he goes fat 32 fat 32 1166 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:50,880 so many copies in order to reach that technology it really truly sorry there it could be too loud for 1167 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:58,460 you that tripod 98 thank you very much just like windows 98 i was lovingly made in 97 over a period 1168 00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:06,860 of many months great stuff thanks very much for the tip and shy guys and mark formerly sweet beast very 1169 00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:17,660 kind of you and connie the late chips hopefully i've got to you all there and look at the fringe edinburgh fringe festival 1170 00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:28,380 in order to reach that technology it really truly is an extension of the operating system as well as our help site both are 1171 00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:34,760 extensions of the operating sorry that someone say my mic is too low is it sorry about that i'm 1172 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:45,980 just so excited here fat 32 fat fat 32 just want to see fat 32 one more time 1173 00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:55,580 is there any chance do we do the the g unit kind of music because he's going away then 1174 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:59,900 you kind of want to put the shades and the joint in the mouth after it like you know 1175 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:12,180 just sorry i'm i'm i know i'm going on again and again but look look at the face he says it with 1176 00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:14,780 like malice look at that kind of malice 1177 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:33,820 that lovely patent on the shirt as well so this is windows operating system as well as our help site 1178 00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:39,820 both are extensions of the operating system so if someone needs additional information they can use 1179 00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:47,900 our internet explorer browser to go to those sites and take advantage of it wow this is what we're 1180 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,660 we're all about this is what we're doing 1181 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:59,100 i disabled that browser they choose to use with windows 98 they can set that as their default browser 1182 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:03,420 and nothing in our operating system is going to change that customers have the ability to have 1183 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:08,140 netscape is their default browser thank you very much windows 98 they're welcome to use that as well 1184 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,020 i'm here fear for this stuff there 1185 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:41,500 bagging it up have a look here now any more windows 98 stuff here or is it just all 95 steve jobs windows 95 1186 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:52,300 windows 98 1187 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:12,300 more amazing windows 98 stuff coming up just had to break away there for a moment 1188 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:27,180 we have windows 98 that is not a lie i'm not lying to you okay would i would i lie to you we have the windows 98 system ready to rock 1189 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:32,780 if you don't believe me look at this we've got it all start menu programs 1190 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,500 7-zip i told you this before startup 1191 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:44,940 display doctor opera online service comptons home library we have the disc i bought it off ebay 11 euro fat32 1192 00:53:46,300 --> 00:54:02,860 fat32 okay watch this we're gonna watch another video about windows 98 because we can't load youtube videos up on the can yoke 1193 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:13,980 fat32 okay welcome to the show sorry i'm i'm really pissing about and taking taking my time with this but this is another video on windows 98 1194 00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:22,220 this is a show from the 90s i think called computer chronicles 1195 00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:26,620 and this is going to tell us about windows 98. 1196 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,860 Thank you very much Asperger's Higgins. Thank you very much. 1197 00:54:34,860 --> 00:55:04,840 Linus, Linus, Torvald. Everybody, Linus. 1198 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,260 Linus, Torvald. We're going to get to see him in action as well. 1199 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:11,400 It seems as though he was a Linux. He created Linux or something. 1200 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,300 And look at this guy. It's an amazing concept. 1201 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,740 It's an amazing situation. Let's go full screen on this. 1202 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,940 And I've seen the sunrise over his head. 1203 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:34,580 Thanks very much for the tip there, Mark Tamagotchi's Asperger's Windows. 1204 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,280 And Mark, check my link. Thank you. I will, Mark. 1205 00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:41,000 Don't you worry. I'll check that link that you sent right after Computer Chronicles. 1206 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,320 With Stuart Chief, Ted. 1207 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:55,660 Woo! 1208 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,440 Two, one, and action. 1209 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,640 Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey. 1210 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,080 Well, Bill Gates and company... 1211 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,700 Stuart Shiffey. Stuart Shiffey. 1212 00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,540 Did you ever believe... Did you dream it? 1213 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:10,640 Did you dream it? 1214 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,740 Hmm? Did you ever dare to dream it? 1215 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,900 Because if you didn't, then it's right here, right now. 1216 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,540 Computer Chronicles, Windows 98. 1217 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,700 We're the prelude to us playing around with the... 1218 00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:24,620 We have offered up Windows 98 now. 1219 00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:24,820 Sorry. 1220 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,400 Did well not to get sick there. 1221 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,720 The operating system. 1222 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,420 Is it only a fix or an upgrade? 1223 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,560 Or is it really a new generation operating system? 1224 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,840 Bottom line, is it worth the 90 bucks? 1225 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:35,900 Here to attempt... 1226 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:40,660 90 pounds, 90 euros, 90 punt, $90. 1227 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:44,160 Okay, and Stuart Shiffey is here. 1228 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,880 Persuade us as Kim Akers... 1229 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,120 And it's a lovely, it's a lovely thatch. 1230 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,980 It's a beautiful thatch. 1231 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,400 And it's nestled cosily on the crown. 1232 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,580 ...98 product manager for Microsoft. 1233 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,260 Welcome, Kim. 1234 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,240 Hi, it's good to be here. 1235 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,940 Now, I want to do something with you I never let a guest do in this show. 1236 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,340 I want you to sell... 1237 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:05,800 He's going to do something that he never lets a guest do. 1238 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:08,980 Pitch me. 1239 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,540 Convince me and our viewers that it's worth upgrading to 98. 1240 00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,540 Well, let's just take a look. 1241 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,220 All right, let's do it. 1242 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:13,700 Let's get right in. 1243 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:16,360 Well, one of the things you can do with Windows 98 is similar to the web. 1244 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:21,000 Okay, so we have a Windows tech woman, and she's going to sell the computer here. 1245 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:24,800 You can navigate on your hard drive using the backwards and forwards buttons. 1246 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:25,240 Wow. 1247 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:27,400 This is everything we're going to be doing on more, guys. 1248 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:27,940 Stay tuned. 1249 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:31,880 We're going to be doing all that you can navigate from all the stuff in your hard drive. 1250 00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:33,900 Wow. 1251 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,540 So it keeps track of where I've been, even in the desktop, and I can just go forward. 1252 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,480 And you can use backwards and forwards as a way of navigating. 1253 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,720 The other thing is, if you can see here, you can real quickly get a preview of what you'd be opening up. 1254 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,080 So you don't actually have to try to remember what it is. 1255 00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,200 You've saved your file name, Matt. 1256 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,740 You can just quickly see what it is. 1257 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,620 All right, you're two for two. 1258 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,220 That's very good. 1259 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,440 And the thing you can do is directly from here, let's say that I wanted to go out to the web. 1260 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,980 Let's just go out to ESPN here, see what happened last night. 1261 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,160 We'll check it out a little bit. 1262 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,800 I think there was some baseball activity last night. 1263 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:01,840 And I'm real easy. 1264 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,600 I'm right out on the web. 1265 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,200 If I wanted to go back to my hard drive, I simply click the backwards button, and I'm right back on my hard drive. 1266 00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:10,620 So no longer do you have to think about which application you want. 1267 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,580 You just go find the information. 1268 00:58:11,580 --> 00:58:14,400 All right, so this is all the web integration stuff everybody's heard about. 1269 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:19,000 It doesn't matter whether the information is on your hard drive or up on some server in cyberspace somewhere. 1270 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:19,840 Same access. 1271 00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:20,200 Exactly. 1272 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:20,800 Exactly. 1273 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:20,880 Exactly. 1274 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,880 Kim Akers. 1275 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:22,760 Now similar to... 1276 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,840 And it's Kim Akers as well. 1277 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:32,540 Kim Akers, who is delivering this blow-by-blow account of how to get to grips with your operating system. 1278 00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:34,720 And don't forget the man. 1279 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:38,060 The man with the thatch of a thousand houses. 1280 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:39,520 Chief... 1281 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,800 Everybody's heard about... 1282 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,340 Chief debt. 1283 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,980 It doesn't matter whether the information is on your hard drive. 1284 00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,320 And there's a bit of a back comb on that. 1285 00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:52,960 Could have done with maybe a bit of a Wurzel trimmage just at the back there, or maybe even a bit of grease, just to slap it down a bit. 1286 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,340 But who cares? 1287 00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:57,500 I have a rep on some server in cyberspace somewhere. 1288 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,300 Same access. 1289 00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:58,720 Exactly. 1290 00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,080 Okay. 1291 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,140 Exact same way of navigating. 1292 00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:00,540 What else? 1293 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,600 Now similar to how you use backwards and forwards on the web, links or hyperlinks is also something that's pretty helpful. 1294 00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:07,840 So what we've done is we've redone help. 1295 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:20,000 This was a revolutionary moment for Windows where they redesigned, completely stripped down the package, took the rulebook and threw it out the fucking window. 1296 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:27,240 And they set fire to it before they doused it in lighter fluid and just set it alight and then threw out the window. 1297 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:37,980 And they redefined the help menu system in Windows 98 and made it into an internet-like experience where you had back forward, everything was hyperlinked. 1298 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:43,000 HTML, hyperlink text markup, it had it all. 1299 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:43,860 It had it all. 1300 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:46,580 And we're going to see it all in a moment when we finish this video. 1301 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:47,360 We'll get to get to grips with it. 1302 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,260 But in case you do. 1303 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,380 In case something doesn't work. 1304 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:50,020 In case you do. 1305 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,180 What you can see is that now it's very similar to the web. 1306 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,280 It's all hyperlink based. 1307 00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:54,460 I can simply click. 1308 00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:56,300 Let's say I don't know exactly what I'm looking for. 1309 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,080 I just click through until I find the top. 1310 00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,080 So it looks like you're on a web page. 1311 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:00,560 Wherever the cursor is, the thing turns blue. 1312 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,200 It says I'm a link. 1313 01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:01,860 It gets underlined. 1314 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:02,380 Click on it. 1315 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:02,880 Takes you somewhere. 1316 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,160 Exactly. 1317 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,260 We've also built in some new troubleshooting wizards. 1318 01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:08,560 So instead of having to call in to product support, you can now go ahead. 1319 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,160 You can put on hold. 1320 01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:10,480 Oh, we would never do that to you. 1321 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:10,780 No, no, right. 1322 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:12,540 You can go ahead and answer a couple of quick questions. 1323 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:13,020 Here's a Microsoft. 1324 01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:13,700 Just joking. 1325 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,600 We'll solve some problems for you. 1326 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,360 Hold on there. 1327 01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,240 Stuart keeps on cutting her off there. 1328 01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:18,320 You know, she's trying to get it. 1329 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,660 She can't get a word in edgeways. 1330 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,540 She's trying to tell. 1331 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,840 Stuart's like, it does that, yeah? 1332 01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:25,420 And you press that and tell me what does that do? 1333 01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:29,000 So you're telling me what that happens is when it's supposed to do that. 1334 01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:33,580 It's like he knows the thing about Stuart is being cute now. 1335 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,120 We go back to take a look at Stuart's demeanor here. 1336 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,660 You wouldn't guess it from to look at him, but he knows everything about what's going on 1337 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:43,840 with this operating system before he's even talking to Kim Akers. 1338 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:50,480 Kim Akers has given him acres of space with which to reply, but he doesn't take acres, does 1339 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,680 Chief or Stuart. 1340 01:00:53,260 --> 01:00:55,000 He goes in for the kill straight away. 1341 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:59,000 So he's asking the questions, but then he's answering them himself as well. 1342 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,020 It defeats the purpose. 1343 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:01,400 It's a bit annoying. 1344 01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:03,860 And poor Kim, she cannot get a word in. 1345 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,200 On a local printer, and it'll go ahead and provide you some suggestions. 1346 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,800 Now, if you're still having trouble and you want more information, you have the ability 1347 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,380 to go directly out to the web. 1348 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,320 So right here, we have this button called the web help. 1349 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,880 Go ahead and click on that, and it'll take me directly out to the Microsoft website. 1350 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,520 So automatically knows the right place to go on your website so I can get an answer 1351 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:21,980 to my question. 1352 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:22,280 Exactly. 1353 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,720 So again, in lieu of calling on the phone. 1354 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,280 Exactly. 1355 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,700 And you can even send the product support an email and they can answer your question. 1356 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,140 What else? 1357 01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,760 Now, another new feature is something called Windows... 1358 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,300 What else? 1359 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,460 What else? 1360 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,040 ...update. 1361 01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:36,040 Is there somebody off the camera holding a gun to these guys' heads? 1362 01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:39,420 It's like the fastest delivered thing I've ever seen. 1363 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:42,640 Go ahead and click on that, and it'll take me directly out... 1364 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,140 So I can... 1365 01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:43,520 Exactly. 1366 01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:46,920 And you can even send the product support an email and they can answer your question. 1367 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:47,360 What else? 1368 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:47,720 Okay. 1369 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,760 And they can answer your question. 1370 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,220 What else? 1371 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:49,820 Question. 1372 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,320 What else? 1373 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:50,800 Question. 1374 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,320 What else? 1375 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:51,860 Question. 1376 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,360 What else? 1377 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:52,940 Question. 1378 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,460 What else? 1379 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:53,960 Question. 1380 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:54,460 What else? 1381 01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:54,960 Question. 1382 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:55,520 What else? 1383 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,080 Now, another new feature is something called Windows Update. 1384 01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:02,040 This gives you one central location to get updates to your machine. 1385 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,300 So you get new updates to your operating system even after you walk into the store and you actually 1386 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:06,860 buy the product. 1387 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:08,820 We'll continue to sort of update that operating system. 1388 01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:09,600 See, I mean, that's automatic. 1389 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:14,240 If I go to the Windows Update section, it automatically logs on to the portion of your website that looks 1390 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,460 at my machine and says, hey, you don't have the latest driver or the latest... 1391 01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:16,780 Exactly. 1392 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:17,940 What the hell is that? 1393 01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:18,140 What the hell is that? 1394 01:02:18,140 --> 01:02:22,600 So it looks on the portion of my machine and says, hey, I'm going to update the driver or whatever. 1395 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,080 Exactly. 1396 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,680 Go to the Windows Update section. 1397 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:30,220 It automatically logs on to the portion of your website that looks at my... 1398 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:34,940 He said, hey, and this is the thing, Chief Stuart. 1399 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:41,840 You're talking so fast, you ended up saying par-shin instead of portion. 1400 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,280 You meant to say portion, but because you were trying to get the fucking words out and you were making 1401 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,800 poor Karen rush, you got caught out, Chief. 1402 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:53,020 You got caught out and you said par-shin. 1403 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:53,940 Did anybody catch it? 1404 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,600 Let's listen to this. 1405 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,080 Par-shin. 1406 01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:56,980 I need to sort of update that operating system. 1407 01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:57,680 See, I mean, that's automatic. 1408 01:02:57,820 --> 01:03:01,820 If I go to the Windows Update section, it automatically logs on to the portion of your website. 1409 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:10,520 What a fuck up. 1410 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:15,780 I'd say he did not sleep a wink that night when he realized what he'd said. 1411 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,140 Your website that looks at my machine says, hey, you don't have the latest driver or the latest thing. 1412 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:19,460 Exactly. 1413 01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:22,460 So what we do is we take a look at what's on your machine and we come back and we say, hey, 1414 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,600 based on what you have on your machine, we think that you might want to install this security fix 1415 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,140 or this operating system. 1416 01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,340 The forever current operating system. 1417 01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:28,640 Jabil. 1418 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,000 Exactly. 1419 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,720 Thank you very much. 1420 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,420 Jabil and Tim Hectares and Charles Stewart, Chief Det. 1421 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:34,560 Thank you very much. 1422 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:34,940 Exactly. 1423 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:37,020 The last thing, one minute, USB support. 1424 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:37,660 Let's know that. 1425 01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:37,840 Okay. 1426 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:43,000 Well, anybody who's ever tried to install a scanner will really, really, really appreciate USB support. 1427 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,180 So I'm going to need your help here. 1428 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,300 I have a scanner right here. 1429 01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:46,340 This is a USB scanner. 1430 01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:48,740 What I want you to do is plug it into the back of my machine there. 1431 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,440 I'm just going to, while the machine's on. 1432 01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:51,100 Exactly. 1433 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:54,400 While the machine's on, you'll notice you've plugged it in here and it's going to go ahead 1434 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,580 and identify that you've plugged in a device, what that actual device is. 1435 01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:59,520 It's loading all the appropriate drivers. 1436 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:01,600 Now, you're not having to take apart your machine. 1437 01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:03,120 You're not having to turn your machine off. 1438 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,340 Real, real easy to do. 1439 01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:04,760 You can imagine. 1440 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,820 It doesn't say put in disk or find all that stuff. 1441 01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:07,220 Nothing like that. 1442 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,280 And so now it's ready to go. 1443 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,240 So now all you need to do is put a picture in. 1444 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:10,880 And this is going to work. 1445 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:11,940 Hit the on button right there. 1446 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,520 It's going to bring up the imaging software. 1447 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:13,920 Wow. 1448 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,740 And I'm going to go ahead and say that we want to scan it in. 1449 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,300 And it's going to go ahead and automatically. 1450 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,520 You installed a scanner in 10 seconds. 1451 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,500 A couple of seconds. 1452 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,320 Look at that. 1453 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:20,660 You're a good source lady. 1454 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:21,740 Thank you, Kim. 1455 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,120 Scanning a baby. 1456 01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:24,560 Official Microsoft view. 1457 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:29,500 Now let's talk to some users who have upgraded to Windows 98 and see what they think. 1458 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:33,300 If you've just joined us, guys, we're going for Windows 98. 1459 01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:35,720 We've got the operating system ready to rock. 1460 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,600 Ready to go. 1461 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:39,580 This is not a drill. 1462 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,020 I have everything ready to go. 1463 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:43,980 We're going to be looking at Compton's 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 1464 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,480 I'm just getting a taste for it online. 1465 01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:54,780 A flavor of Windows 98 before we delve right into the meat and potatoes of this absolutely unbelievable operating system. 1466 01:04:55,580 --> 01:04:56,460 I can't wait. 1467 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,880 And look at this guy. 1468 01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:01,220 It's a beautiful nest he's got. 1469 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,380 It's a lovely nest. 1470 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:08,380 And look at the gray, the magnolia gray kind of stuff. 1471 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,580 It's just, it's beautiful. 1472 01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,960 It's a, what an environment. 1473 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:17,000 You wouldn't want to work in a less inspiring environment than this. 1474 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,360 This has him firing on all cylinders. 1475 01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:21,560 His synapses are going. 1476 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:22,760 Look at that monitor. 1477 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,820 Little bit of monitor trickery there. 1478 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,060 It's a lovely little life hack. 1479 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:31,920 Where he's taken the A4 block of paper. 1480 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,020 Printer paper. 1481 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:38,320 And he slid it under the monitor just for the optimum height for the two monitors. 1482 01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:39,520 Lovely stuff. 1483 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:40,940 Workings out. 1484 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:41,700 Machinations. 1485 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,940 The inner machinations of his mind there. 1486 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,900 On the whiteboard. 1487 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:47,620 Lovely mouse. 1488 01:05:48,340 --> 01:05:49,200 Lovely atmosphere. 1489 01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:53,300 He's got one keyboard there and a slide out tray for another keyboard. 1490 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,560 If he wants, he's got that option as well. 1491 01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:58,240 But he often connects from his home to computers. 1492 01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,580 He's got it all worked out. 1493 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,300 Somebody says there he's got it all. 1494 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,640 Antonio Prolly does. 1495 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,140 He's got it all worked out. 1496 01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:05,500 Let's see what this guy has to say. 1497 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,260 He's just updated to Windows 98. 1498 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:13,140 He's got a taste, a flavor of what we're going to be getting a taste of soon enough. 1499 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:15,220 I'm 35 miles away. 1500 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:22,400 Yuri uses the multiple monitor feature of Windows 98 to open files on several machines at once. 1501 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:22,700 Wow. 1502 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,700 Creating a kind of dual desktop. 1503 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,040 Dual, dual monitor setup. 1504 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,520 And this is something we didn't have before Windows 98. 1505 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:31,760 You were on Windows 95. 1506 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:34,520 Multiple windows open on the same screen. 1507 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:38,720 Windows 98 eliminated that bullshit. 1508 01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:39,220 Okay. 1509 01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:40,580 Second monitor. 1510 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,660 Realest screen real estate. 1511 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:43,780 Yeah. 1512 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,420 You probably had to install the second card, video card or something. 1513 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:53,820 But by God, when you did that and you took the time and the effort, you had an extra monitor. 1514 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,520 You were really looking at two monitors in that one. 1515 01:06:56,940 --> 01:06:59,960 With multiple monitor feature, I can easily locate. 1516 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,200 And this is Yuri Weinstein. 1517 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,260 Different machines. 1518 01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:09,580 Let's say, for example, I connected to two machines and have them on separate monitors. 1519 01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:20,420 So I don't have to have, you know, press, alt, tap and switch in between different windows and do the stuff all over and over again. 1520 01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:24,100 Windows 98 will accommodate up to nine different monitors. 1521 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:28,260 Although each one must be connected to a separate PCI card. 1522 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:29,860 Didn't I tell you? 1523 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,660 What was that? 1524 01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,340 We'll accommodate up to nine different monitors. 1525 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,420 Although each one must be connected to a separate PCI card. 1526 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,580 And nowadays we have HDMI. 1527 01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,360 We have four. 1528 01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:43,520 You can fucking cook. 1529 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,520 You can connect a load of monitors. 1530 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,260 You can do anything. 1531 01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,520 You can do anything nowadays. 1532 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,340 You can broadcast to the PC and it'll give you another monitor or whatever. 1533 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,040 It doesn't make sense. 1534 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:54,260 But you know what I'm talking about. 1535 01:07:55,120 --> 01:08:02,400 Back in the day, though, it was a case of laboriously adding and configuring and installing and all this. 1536 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:06,520 And you had to have people like Weinstein there to be able to do the job. 1537 01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:08,000 Because you weren't able for it. 1538 01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:09,580 You didn't know what the PC was. 1539 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,540 It was just a box to you and I. 1540 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,300 You probably bought it pre-built. 1541 01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:17,040 Unless your father was a tech nerd. 1542 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,740 Then you probably built it or something. 1543 01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:22,160 But times are tough. 1544 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:26,040 While a desk full of monitors might be overkill for most home offices, 1545 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,000 Yuri would not go back to a single screen. 1546 01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,400 I can tell that a lot of users probably... 1547 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,920 Look at all that stuff he's doing. 1548 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,360 He's got the bar charts. 1549 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,760 He's got some... 1550 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,360 He's got another... 1551 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,480 He's got... 1552 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:42,680 They replica windows of his current desktop. 1553 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,080 He's got another desktop on... 1554 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,380 That's one window there, a desktop. 1555 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,220 That's another one. 1556 01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:49,600 That's a bar chart. 1557 01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,820 And then he's got his original desktop behind them. 1558 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:53,780 What was Yuri playing at? 1559 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,220 And what's this Visa look? 1560 01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:57,780 Yuri Weinstein. 1561 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:58,980 Look at his start bar. 1562 01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:03,000 That'd give me a headache. 1563 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,000 That would get... 1564 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,860 I just need clean and clear. 1565 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,540 I don't want, you know, clutter. 1566 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,860 But Yuri Weinstein was a man of the clutch. 1567 01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:15,360 As I did. 1568 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:23,500 Whenever you try and go through some setup, problems, or actions to get it running, 1569 01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:26,880 you probably will never want to work on a single monitor anymore. 1570 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:27,580 There you go. 1571 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:33,180 We have another convert here. 1572 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,400 It's Robert Scoble. 1573 01:09:34,940 --> 01:09:35,820 And look at him there. 1574 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:36,860 Robert is... 1575 01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:40,200 Scobling away diligently in his little Scoble room. 1576 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,000 Thank you very much, Windows 98 FM. 1577 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,780 The Lonely Donkey, who says, 1578 01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:46,340 Yuri's setup is 8 out of 10. 1579 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:47,640 Cormac Malloy. 1580 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:48,620 Thanks very much. 1581 01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:49,480 Wake up, Gemma. 1582 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:51,480 Milkington. 1583 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,520 Brendan Fortune. 1584 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:53,860 Charles Stewart. 1585 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:54,840 I said that already. 1586 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:55,100 Thanks. 1587 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:59,340 The conference planner who does a lot of business internationally. 1588 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,840 He was attracted by the new video conference support built into Windows 98. 1589 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:05,340 Okay. 1590 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,780 Well, let me take you to the new website I just opened up, and I'll show you around. 1591 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:13,620 On the weekends, I'm stuck working because I plan conferences all over the world. 1592 01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:15,900 And it's Scoble or Bust at the moment. 1593 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:16,700 FTP. 1594 01:10:17,020 --> 01:10:19,000 File Transfer Protocol. 1595 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:19,520 Okay. 1596 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,000 I don't know whether or not... 1597 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,340 That can't be a company, whatever, is it? 1598 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:26,040 Who knows? 1599 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,040 Robert Scoble. 1600 01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:30,220 And it's a Philip Seymour Hoffman situation. 1601 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,940 And like right now, I'm planning a VBITS conference in Frankfurt, Germany. 1602 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:38,540 And a conference in Tokyo also for visual... 1603 01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:39,420 Conference in Tokyo. 1604 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:42,380 So I need to communicate with them around the clock, 1605 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,140 because obviously they're sleeping while we're awake, 1606 01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:46,980 and they're awake while we're sleeping. 1607 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,740 I'm sleeping listening to this Scoble. 1608 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,520 And look at that amazing quality stuff. 1609 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,140 This is what we were treated to back in the day. 1610 01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,920 Lovely, really, really shit resolution live stream. 1611 01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:04,400 And Windows 98, of course, two years before. 1612 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:05,620 It was a big brother. 1613 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,440 I remember when that was doing the live stream. 1614 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,380 You could watch it live. 1615 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:09,660 This is what you had. 1616 01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,680 If you had dial-up, nobody even had. 1617 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:16,960 Modem speeds fast enough to be able to deliver quality streaming video. 1618 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:22,340 And you downloaded all these other programs like Shockwave and QuickTime. 1619 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:26,660 And in the hope, in the hope that you were going to get an amazing stream. 1620 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,980 But it was just crap. 1621 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,960 And you didn't have it until they gave you the... 1622 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:35,320 Until you got a broadband situation, which was years, years away. 1623 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:36,140 Years away. 1624 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:38,900 Stream video from his conferences. 1625 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:44,740 And the added support for shared applications to co-design conference web pages. 1626 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,520 And look at the web pages as well. 1627 01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:50,680 They're all just stuff that you could knock up on Microsoft Word. 1628 01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:54,880 Or it's just this zero graphic design. 1629 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,640 Or, you know, very basic stuff back in the day. 1630 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,360 But it worked. 1631 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:04,480 The program's size and features are a far cry from the PC's first bare-bones operating systems. 1632 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,160 What is an operating system? 1633 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,520 That's really tough for me to answer. 1634 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,160 I'll leave that to the DOJ and Bill Gates. 1635 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:13,920 The Department of Justice and Bill Gates. 1636 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,740 I certainly like the added features. 1637 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:20,980 I certainly feel better when I get an operating system that has more stuff in it. 1638 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,060 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien. 1639 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:38,420 Wow, what a shot. 1640 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,200 I love it. 1641 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,440 I love the way they did that bit. 1642 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,040 Look at this. 1643 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,280 Look at the thatch. 1644 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,720 Look at the way he's just waiting there when they cut back. 1645 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,060 And what's he doing? 1646 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,260 What's this fella doing? 1647 01:12:54,460 --> 01:12:55,600 I canny something. 1648 01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:56,740 Look, I can't. 1649 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:58,960 Something, something. 1650 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,240 He's got something written on his top there. 1651 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,460 It says I can't. 1652 01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:03,380 I'll tell you something. 1653 01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:04,780 I can't even read it. 1654 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,120 So you've failed there, man. 1655 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,840 Didn't realise the resolution wasn't going to work. 1656 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,880 And look at the situation. 1657 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:12,900 He's just gearing up. 1658 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:16,800 And that's a lovely directorial touch there. 1659 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,300 The director has said, look, camera two. 1660 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:24,180 Can you start off with the shot of the monitor of camera one? 1661 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,220 We've got the chief, Thatcher, looking into camera one. 1662 01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:28,000 We're going to start on that. 1663 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,340 And then we're going to pan on three, two, one. 1664 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,400 And chief steward. 1665 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,620 If there is a Windows 98 expert in the country, it's certainly Mike Elgin, who's editor of Windows magazine. 1666 01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:43,620 Mike's been using Win 98, I guess, for a long time through many of the beta versions up until the shipping version now. 1667 01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:49,260 And many people, many of our viewers saw you on the show for several months previewing Windows 98 before it first came out. 1668 01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,080 Now that you play with the real shipping version. 1669 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:51,440 Thank you very much. 1670 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:51,840 One jewel. 1671 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:57,560 I think for everybody using Windows 95, it's definitely something people should upgrade to. 1672 01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,940 Yeah, it's the new and improved version of Windows 95. 1673 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:00,540 Okay. 1674 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:01,460 And that's my take. 1675 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,500 Not fundamentally different, just a lot better than the old version. 1676 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:03,700 All right. 1677 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:11,120 Now, one of the best features, or one of your favorite features I know in Win 98, most users will never even find because it doesn't really install with the program. 1678 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:15,880 It's buried somewhere in that Win 98 CD, and it's called Tweak UI, which means what? 1679 01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,540 We'll move on. 1680 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:18,840 We'll move on. 1681 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,480 But I do want to just take a moment to look at the hair again. 1682 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:23,180 It's quality. 1683 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,920 The closer we go, the more questions I have. 1684 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,500 And look at this situation here. 1685 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:30,340 That's right. 1686 01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,860 Mike, thank you. 1687 01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:33,460 Look at that face. 1688 01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,140 You just don't get that anymore. 1689 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:36,700 Install it in place. 1690 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:37,120 That's right. 1691 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,660 You don't get that anymore. 1692 01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:43,700 And watch this little turnaround. 1693 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,700 And we're going to slow down that as well because it's a perfect situation. 1694 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,020 And we'll turn it down by a moment. 1695 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:58,000 And we'll play it at full speed after we've played it at complete slow-mo speed just to see this little turnaround. 1696 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,780 And actually, what we'll do is I just want to show you as well before. 1697 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:02,400 Oh, what's this? 1698 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,120 Why? 1699 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,680 Thank you. 1700 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:07,560 Lovely stuff. 1701 01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:08,300 Why? 1702 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,780 Thank you. 1703 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,220 It's a lovely situation. 1704 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,440 Let's go back to that again once more and just get a little look at that. 1705 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,380 Oh, thank you. 1706 01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:21,460 Mike, thank you. 1707 01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:23,840 It's a lovely situation. 1708 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,120 And he really, he knocked it out of the park. 1709 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,620 He knocked it out of the park with that one. 1710 01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:30,160 All right. 1711 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:34,080 All right. 1712 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:40,280 Well, it may be a Windows world for many computer users, but Microsoft does not own the whole PC operating business. 1713 01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:43,500 There is a very popular alternative out there called Linux. 1714 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:44,940 Why is it called Linux? 1715 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:44,940 Why is it called Linux? 1716 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:49,800 Because it was developed by a Finnish programmer named Linus Torvald. 1717 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,920 Linus Torvald, everyone. 1718 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:52,480 Here he is. 1719 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,420 It's Linus Torvald. 1720 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,540 He's a 28-year-old software engineer from Sweden. 1721 01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,740 And look at the situation. 1722 01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:58,120 It's an amazing situation. 1723 01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:00,080 The sandals combined with the socks. 1724 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:02,700 In 1991, when he was a student at Helsinki. 1725 01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:04,160 Excellent stuff. 1726 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,380 Really, really taking it in his stride. 1727 01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:11,360 He wanted to buy a personal computer. 1728 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:12,180 Great stuff. 1729 01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:13,320 A family man. 1730 01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,820 The voice of operating systems. 1731 01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:20,920 The problem was, it looks a bit Elon Muskus-ish. 1732 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,320 There's a bit of Musk in him. 1733 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:30,460 Linus Torvald, creator of Linux, the alternative system. 1734 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:40,760 If you're really into your computers and you didn't want to go along with the corporate bullshit that Microsoft was slopping out into your computer hard drive, 1735 01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:43,820 you could go and find your own operating system. 1736 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:44,600 Linux. 1737 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,480 I've never bothered my hold. 1738 01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,740 But it's out there. 1739 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,960 And you can do it if you're arsed. 1740 01:16:51,220 --> 01:16:54,220 The machine is just half of what you need. 1741 01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:55,920 The other part is the software. 1742 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,060 And quite frankly, it just sucked. 1743 01:16:58,700 --> 01:16:59,560 So Linus developed. 1744 01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,400 And there you go. 1745 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:00,780 His. 1746 01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:03,280 We're watching a thing about Microsoft 98. 1747 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,540 What Torvald thought of it. 1748 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,740 It sucked. 1749 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,440 And quite frankly, it just sucked. 1750 01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:15,240 So Linus developed his own operating system. 1751 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,340 One he could afford. 1752 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,020 Fat 32. 1753 01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,280 Based on Unix. 1754 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,680 I had been programming for half my life at that point. 1755 01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:24,740 I was 21, 20, yeah, 20, 21. 1756 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:29,740 And I just knew that I was the best programmer in the world. 1757 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,720 I mean, I was young. 1758 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,520 I was brash. 1759 01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:38,400 And I thought, hey, I can do better than this. 1760 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:42,380 Linus grew from one user to 10 in its first year. 1761 01:17:42,380 --> 01:17:43,720 Then a few hundred. 1762 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:48,180 As more programmers discovered it, they added their own features. 1763 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,800 Today, there are well over 5 million users. 1764 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:52,200 Wow. 1765 01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:53,460 What a story. 1766 01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:58,000 There are lots of people who have contributed in testing out things. 1767 01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,140 Even that. 1768 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,120 Yes, you can buy it on a CD. 1769 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:02,800 Wow. 1770 01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:04,340 But A, if you... 1771 01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:07,720 I mean, I feel that I've done something relevant. 1772 01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:08,540 Wow. 1773 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:10,660 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien. 1774 01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:11,360 Amazing stuff. 1775 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,560 And we've got lovely... 1776 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:13,340 Just like the... 1777 01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:16,040 There's a shot there of the sandals and socks that we... 1778 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,380 And there was enough light on it. 1779 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,960 The first time we saw the sandals and socks, there wasn't enough light on them. 1780 01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:25,200 To really give you the sight you needed to see. 1781 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,560 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien. 1782 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,540 And it's just there at the bottom of the screen. 1783 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,900 You can see them in all their glory. 1784 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,220 You just don't get that anymore. 1785 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:32,400 I don't get that anymore. 1786 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,760 Someone in the chat said that's not his child. 1787 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:44,940 I can't, Darren. 1788 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,000 I don't know about that. 1789 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,140 Windows 98. 1790 01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:48,480 We haven't looked into it. 1791 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,120 But look at this. 1792 01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:50,820 Back to the man himself, the legend. 1793 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,420 And he's with Karen again. 1794 01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:55,080 It does have lots of practical new features in it. 1795 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:57,260 But hey, what about having some fun with your computer? 1796 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,020 That's exactly what I want to have... 1797 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:01,200 To be doing as well afterwards. 1798 01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:03,180 I want to have some fun with the operating system. 1799 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,260 And he knows that that's all we want to be here for as well. 1800 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:11,600 It's not about the spreadsheets, the multiple monitors, the workstations, 1801 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:15,780 the file transfer protocols, the offshoot Linux system, 1802 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:22,620 built as a reprisal to the suck of Microsoft's Windows. 1803 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,120 It's all about having fun in the games as well. 1804 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,220 And we've got some amazing stuff coming up. 1805 01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,680 I bought this off eBay, okay? 1806 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,840 I paid 11 euro for this. 1807 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,720 And I waited a week for it to arrive. 1808 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,640 It arrived. 1809 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,040 It's Compton's Home Library, 3D World Atlas Deluxe, 1810 01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:41,580 Google Earth before Google Earth was even invented. 1811 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:42,960 So you're witnessing... 1812 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,600 You're going to witness something amazing there as well. 1813 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,320 From general reference to home living and special interest, 1814 01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:51,300 Compton's Home Library offers a wealth of comprehensive current information 1815 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:54,340 along with engaging multimedia. 1816 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,260 It's all coming up. 1817 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,520 What does Chief have to say for himself? 1818 01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:01,700 Practical new features in it, but hey, what about having some fun with your computer? 1819 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:05,820 You can do some very cool new things on your PC with two add-on packages. 1820 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,100 The first one we'll look at is Microsoft's Plus 98. 1821 01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:10,520 And Kim, you're back with us again. 1822 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:13,860 And another 40 bucks or so, I get Plus 98. 1823 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:14,780 What do I do with that? 1824 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,440 So first thing you should do is take a look at some of the new... 1825 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,720 Sorry, I called her Karen. 1826 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:19,460 I got it wrong. 1827 01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,140 Her name is Kim. 1828 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:21,560 And it's Kim Akers. 1829 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:27,660 And she has literally acres of space of knowledge in her mind 1830 01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:29,980 about what you can do with a computer as well. 1831 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,620 It's a Stephen Merchant situation. 1832 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,960 So depending upon your personality, you can really set your computer... 1833 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:37,840 We're going to be doing this. 1834 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:38,600 We're going to be doing this. 1835 01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,380 We're going to be changing the background. 1836 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,160 We're going to be changing the text, the windows. 1837 01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:44,580 We're going to be customizing it all when we get into the thing. 1838 01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:47,820 The theme is the wallpaper and the look of the... 1839 01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:48,640 The icons, how it looks. 1840 01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:49,780 So if you're into Kathy, let's say... 1841 01:20:49,780 --> 01:20:51,040 So if you're into comic books... 1842 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,020 You're into Garfield, you can go ahead and do that. 1843 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,420 If you want to go a little bit more highbrow, for example, 1844 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:57,920 you could go up to Photodisc, get some images here 1845 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,460 of different items that were going on. 1846 01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:00,060 Cool. 1847 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,620 Garfield, Captain Cabinet. 1848 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,280 Thank you very much. 1849 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,680 We're going to be doing the Garfield thing. 1850 01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:06,700 Or customizing your desktop to kind of look the fuzzy environment... 1851 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,540 Exactly how you want. 1852 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,480 Go ahead and get a screensaver that takes place at the exact same time. 1853 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:11,400 And it's Peanuts. 1854 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,600 It's Charlie Brown. 1855 01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,060 It's Snoopy and Peanuts. 1856 01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,060 Tweakwee. 1857 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:16,480 Thank you very much. 1858 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,360 Tweakwee. 1859 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,280 Thank you very much. 1860 01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:20,740 So really customizing your... 1861 01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:22,040 Always, always a pleasure. 1862 01:21:22,220 --> 01:21:23,040 Thank you very much. 1863 01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:25,520 ...desktop, how you want it to look and how you want to work. 1864 01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:27,360 So let's go ahead and actually apply this Peanuts one here. 1865 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:27,680 Okay. 1866 01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:28,400 We're in the comic book mode today. 1867 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,440 We're in the Peanuts world now. 1868 01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:30,160 Yes, exactly. 1869 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:31,360 So you'll notice that... 1870 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,380 Let me get out of there. 1871 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,740 And you'll notice that I've all sorts of different Peanuts characters here. 1872 01:21:34,740 --> 01:21:35,040 All right. 1873 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:38,320 All sorts of different Peanuts characters here, she says. 1874 01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:39,200 And look at that. 1875 01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,340 What an amazing background. 1876 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:47,940 And all the icons of the different programs and shit have changed to Peanuts stuff. 1877 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:53,140 Other things that you can do with Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player. 1878 01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:54,600 So one of the problems... 1879 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,260 What's new about it? 1880 01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,820 One of the problems you used to have... 1881 01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:59,780 And then again, he's cutting her off again. 1882 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,240 Give her time to speak for God's sake. 1883 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:03,860 Chief Stewart. 1884 01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:05,200 Peanuts characters here. 1885 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:05,500 All right. 1886 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:10,560 A couple of other things that you can do with Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player. 1887 01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:12,040 So one of the problems... 1888 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:12,700 What's new about it? 1889 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,360 She's going to fucking tell you, Stewart. 1890 01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:16,480 She's about... 1891 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,680 She's literally about to... 1892 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:18,540 She's telling you. 1893 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,600 What's new about it? 1894 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,460 With Plus 98 is it comes with a new music CD player. 1895 01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:28,920 So one of the problems... 1896 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,580 What's new about it? 1897 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:35,800 One of the problems you used to have is you used to have to type in every single song that was on your CD player. 1898 01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:36,120 Right. 1899 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:40,460 With this CD player, it goes out to the internet and downloads all that information for you. 1900 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:40,840 Wow. 1901 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,320 All I have to do is simply select the song. 1902 01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:47,340 So all my desk have got a list of all the music and it says what it is, who's doing it, etc. 1903 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:47,920 Exactly. 1904 01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:48,680 I don't have to memorize anymore. 1905 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,620 So every music CD I buy now, I can actually pull that information from the web. 1906 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:52,500 Yep, and it comes right down from the web. 1907 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:56,140 And then if you want to find out more information about the particular band that you're listening to 1908 01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:59,680 or go find other CDs that are similar sort of genre of music... 1909 01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,420 What a world. 1910 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,580 Further integration of the web. 1911 01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:03,100 Exactly. 1912 01:23:03,260 --> 01:23:03,620 Exactly. 1913 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,540 It's easy to do that. 1914 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:05,000 All right. 1915 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:05,380 So music. 1916 01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:05,740 What else? 1917 01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:09,140 Now, for those people out there who think that they are sort of... 1918 01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:09,580 I... 1919 01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:09,940 I... 1920 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:10,300 Sorry. 1921 01:23:10,460 --> 01:23:12,220 I just thought of something then. 1922 01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:14,860 I thought that he was... 1923 01:23:14,860 --> 01:23:15,880 He knew everything. 1924 01:23:16,780 --> 01:23:18,700 But I could catch him glancing... 1925 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:24,340 Look at the way Chief Stewart glances at his notes here when Karen's trying to give him 1926 01:23:24,340 --> 01:23:25,960 some information about the computer. 1927 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,680 Look at what he does here. 1928 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,980 Look at this sneaky little glance he gives. 1929 01:23:29,980 --> 01:23:33,320 For those people out there who think that they are sort of... 1930 01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:33,760 Go back. 1931 01:23:33,820 --> 01:23:33,980 Sorry. 1932 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:34,500 Sorry. 1933 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,140 Music. 1934 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,400 You can get that all right. 1935 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,020 Further integration of the web. 1936 01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:38,660 Exactly. 1937 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,720 Look at him there. 1938 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,600 Further integration of the web. 1939 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:43,300 And look at this little glance here. 1940 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:44,820 Making it easy to do that. 1941 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:45,280 All right. 1942 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:46,180 Look. 1943 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,740 He's reading the question before he's looking at it. 1944 01:23:49,780 --> 01:23:53,580 He should have looked at it and then looked at her in the eyes and then asked her the question. 1945 01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,060 But you've been caught out, Stewart. 1946 01:23:55,740 --> 01:24:02,020 You've been caught out 22 years after you committed the crime. 1947 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,360 And you never thought... 1948 01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:04,820 You thought we wouldn't let it lie. 1949 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:05,960 Well, we're here now. 1950 01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:07,900 And it's coming back up to haunt you. 1951 01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:08,400 The music. 1952 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:08,780 What else? 1953 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:14,460 Now, for those people out there who think that they are sort of closet photographers, we have another tool for them. 1954 01:24:14,740 --> 01:24:15,440 Closet photographers. 1955 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:16,420 Yeah. 1956 01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,340 Fucking hell. 1957 01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,240 There was a lad. 1958 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:21,020 I knew a fella who was a closet photographer. 1959 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:21,340 He's... 1960 01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:23,340 The judge gave him... 1961 01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:25,740 A long sentence like... 1962 01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:30,180 He would actually be going into people's closets and then taking photos. 1963 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,520 But, I mean, I don't know how Kim Akers has got... 1964 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,280 What information she's going to have about these guys. 1965 01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:39,360 Maybe she knew him as well. 1966 01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:40,980 I think that they... 1967 01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:43,520 Sam the Snapper, his name was. 1968 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,000 Closet photographers. 1969 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,620 We have another tool for them. 1970 01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:48,040 Something called Picture Express. 1971 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:53,280 What this does is this allows you to take all those pictures that you've scanned in using that USB scanner. 1972 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,580 And go ahead and real easily modify that. 1973 01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,640 So, we have a little baby Photoshop built in or something like that. 1974 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:59,820 So, let's go ahead and open up this picture that we scanned in a little bit. 1975 01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:00,120 It's about Photoshop. 1976 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:00,120 Okay. 1977 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:00,680 It's about Photoshop. 1978 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,680 It's about editing pictures and shit. 1979 01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:03,200 It's real easy. 1980 01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:04,540 It's about editing pictures and shit. 1981 01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:24,100 if you want to. That's for the more serious side of it. Another 40 bucks or something. I bet you he's going to look at the notes again. So you get all that stuff. Exactly. All right, Kim, thank you very much. He didn't, he didn't, but look at that. Look at the situation. And it's a crest. It's a thatch. I seen thatch rise over the moon. 1982 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:54,800 There is a whole software industry built on offering add-ons to Microsoft products. And one of the new entrants in the field is Play, best known for its snappy video capture card. But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98. And here to show it. Gizmos 98. This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. Welcome, Kiki. Hi, Stuart. Kiki. Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98. Look, wait a second. Did you hear this? And he's very happy to be with Kiki. 1983 01:25:54,800 --> 01:26:07,800 And people have seen me and you, Kiki. You just said me, people have known, have seen us playing with betas. Let's have a little look here. What was him and Kiki doing with the betas? 1984 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:22,560 ...and here to show it, bring add-ons to Microsoft products. And one of the new entrants in the field is Play, best known for its snappy video capture card. But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98. And here to show it. This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. Welcome, Kiki. Hi, Stuart. 1985 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:23,560 Now, some people... 1986 01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:43,740 There's good chemistry. There's chemistry there. And you can tell. And look at the shirt is a little bit unbuttoned there. We didn't see that happen. Did that happen off camera? I believe he says something now. And look at the chemistry. She loves it. She loves being in his presence. And he is very happy to be with Kiki. 1987 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:53,740 And quite a disturbing admonishment, admission from Chief Stewart there, saying that we have been seen together. 1988 01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:57,740 We have been seen together playing with the beta. 1989 01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:06,400 Was there a third person involved in this as well? Was it one of those fucking messed up situations? 1990 01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:11,000 We have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos. 1991 01:27:11,740 --> 01:27:16,380 Of Gizmos. Trade shows of Gizmos. We're getting into a lot of doublespeak here, guys. 1992 01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:27,540 So, we know there's something deeper at stake here. This is not just about computer technology and Gizmos, as they say. 1993 01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:32,560 Because there's more... You wouldn't be like that if it was a Gizmo situation. 1994 01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:38,840 It's more than a Gizmo situation. I'm willing to put money on there's something going on here between the two of them. 1995 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:45,520 Kiki and your man, Stuart, who I'm very surprised at. I thought he was a family man. 1996 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:49,080 I thought he was like fucking Torvald, Linux man. 1997 01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:54,640 You've got the real shipping version now. You've got like 25 different applications. 1998 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,800 Hey, Beth, let's come up with... 1999 01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,460 Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2000 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,360 Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2001 01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:07,220 Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version at some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98. 2002 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,700 You've got the real shipping version now. 2003 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:09,120 Absolutely. 2004 01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,100 You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing? 2005 01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:12,940 Yeah, absolutely. 2006 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,540 All right, let's go through some of them. We don't have... 2007 01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:15,840 Kiki Stockhammer! 2008 01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:21,140 It's all there. Everything is there. 2009 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:26,340 Stockhammer and Chief Running Water, or Chief Stuart, 2010 01:28:26,340 --> 01:28:29,620 knew about the betas. The two of them. 2011 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:30,900 No shipping version now. 2012 01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:31,300 Absolutely. 2013 01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:34,280 You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing? 2014 01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:35,120 Yeah, absolutely. 2015 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,340 All right, let's go through some of them. 2016 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:37,340 We don't have time to do all of them. 2017 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,580 Yeah, Stockhammer. 2018 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,440 Spill the beans about Chief. 2019 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:47,200 Seems you and him had a lovely old time looking at the betas 2020 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,960 down at the Gizmo Roadshow. 2021 01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:54,480 Are you listening to me, Stockhammer? 2022 01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:56,260 You'd want to take... 2023 01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,460 Don't check the Stockhammer. 2024 01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,460 Check the Windows 98. 2025 01:29:11,460 --> 01:29:12,140 I'm... 2026 01:29:12,140 --> 01:29:13,120 This is too much. 2027 01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:21,760 I had to go and get the can. 2028 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,740 I had to go and get the can because I could not... 2029 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:26,920 And it's... 2030 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:28,020 Look at what... 2031 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:28,940 Kiki... 2032 01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:30,740 Kiki Stockhammer... 2033 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:35,080 Kiki Stockhammer play. 2034 01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,180 Play. 2035 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:39,720 The two of them have been playing with the fucking betas. 2036 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,480 In one of those messed up situations. 2037 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:45,340 Let's have a little look. 2038 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,740 Someone said it was a fat... 2039 01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:50,100 A fat 98. 2040 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:50,880 Or fat... 2041 01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,480 Fat 32. 2042 01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:54,340 Some of the trade shows of Gizmo's 98. 2043 01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:55,800 You've got the real shipping version now. 2044 01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,220 Absolutely. 2045 01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:58,160 You've got like 25 different applications. 2046 01:29:58,920 --> 01:29:59,560 Gizmo's... 2047 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,060 Gizmo's 98. 2048 01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:03,320 You've got the real shipping version out. 2049 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,180 Stay with us guys. 2050 01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,060 We've got 3D... 2051 01:30:06,060 --> 01:30:07,500 We've got World Atlas... 2052 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:09,000 3D World Atlas to looks. 2053 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:09,640 It's coming up. 2054 01:30:09,740 --> 01:30:10,440 It's coming fast. 2055 01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:12,440 And it's coming out right... 2056 01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:13,780 All over your screen soon enough. 2057 01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,000 But look at this. 2058 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,000 Kiki Stockhammer. 2059 01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:20,440 And we're going to go back again just to take it from the... 2060 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:20,960 Look at... 2061 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:21,480 Look at him. 2062 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:22,620 He knows what's going on. 2063 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,100 No wonder he looks like that. 2064 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,760 He's leaving Kim... 2065 01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,520 Poor old Kim Akers there... 2066 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,800 To play with her peanuts. 2067 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:29,940 Exactly. 2068 01:30:29,940 --> 01:30:30,300 Alright Kim. 2069 01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:31,080 Thank you very much. 2070 01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,840 While he fucks off to Stockhammer. 2071 01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,080 Software... 2072 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:36,020 Industry built... 2073 01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:38,620 And there's something a little bit sinister here about Chief. 2074 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:40,220 So you get all that stuff. 2075 01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:40,680 Exactly. 2076 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:41,140 Alright Kim. 2077 01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,000 Thank you very much. 2078 01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:42,720 Look at this. 2079 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,780 He's bursting with pleasure. 2080 01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:49,540 Because he's going over to see Stockhammer. 2081 01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:51,000 Yeah. 2082 01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,000 Stockhammer. 2083 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,020 Have you any beta gizmos? 2084 01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:57,020 Shall we go and look at the beta gizmos together? 2085 01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:59,240 In the roadshow. 2086 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:00,760 The gizmo roadshow, man. 2087 01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:14,960 There is a whole software industry built on offering add-ons to Microsoft. 2088 01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:18,840 Something sinister about this situation. 2089 01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:19,080 Play. 2090 01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:21,800 Best known for its snappy video capture card. 2091 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:24,240 But now Play has come up with Gizmos 98. 2092 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:24,960 I'm here to show it. 2093 01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:26,880 This is the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2094 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:27,540 Welcome Kiki. 2095 01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:28,100 And... 2096 01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:28,480 Oh! 2097 01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:29,920 Infamous. 2098 01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,560 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2099 01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:39,000 Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2100 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:44,500 Look at the little thing he does with the hands there when he says, we've been seen looking at the beta version. 2101 01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:45,180 Hi, Stuart. 2102 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:49,180 Now some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2103 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,140 You and I looking at the beta version. 2104 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:52,260 What does that mean? 2105 01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:54,460 What the hell does that mean? 2106 01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:57,040 Sorry, there's a few people who've tipped. 2107 01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:57,980 I never said thank you. 2108 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,020 Chief Misogynist. 2109 01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:00,880 Thank you very much. 2110 01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:02,300 Anguished Panda. 2111 01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:03,280 Thank you very much. 2112 01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:06,140 Milk Snake. 2113 01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:06,680 Thank you. 2114 01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:07,700 Does it take floppy? 2115 01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:08,460 Thank you very much. 2116 01:32:08,580 --> 01:32:09,260 Blue Thunder. 2117 01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:10,000 Want their money? 2118 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:11,940 Thanks so much for that, guys. 2119 01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,300 Don't worry. 2120 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:13,560 We're going to get back to you soon. 2121 01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,100 We really will. 2122 01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:17,220 And Silver Pixie. 2123 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:18,240 Thank you very much. 2124 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:20,720 Stockhammering the stock market, you say. 2125 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,520 Some of the trade shows of Gizmos 98. 2126 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:25,000 You've got the real shipping version now. 2127 01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:25,420 Absolutely. 2128 01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:28,380 You've got like 25 different applications, is it, that comes with this thing? 2129 01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,220 Yeah, absolutely. 2130 01:32:29,380 --> 01:32:30,440 All right, let's go through some of them. 2131 01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:31,280 We don't have time to do all of them. 2132 01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:33,320 Kiki Stockhammer from Play. 2133 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:36,720 Well, you know, there was a problem with you have a lot of files on your desktop. 2134 01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,480 How can we cram them in a small space? 2135 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,460 So we created what was called Launchpad. 2136 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,960 I kind of like to think of it as the conveyor belt for all of your different programs. 2137 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,080 So that's all the apps inside Gizmos there. 2138 01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:46,760 Absolutely right. 2139 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:48,320 All right, so I see you've got a bunch of clocks there. 2140 01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:51,940 So you're kind of like improving on what Microsoft has done with the typical accessories. 2141 01:32:51,940 --> 01:32:53,060 Kiki Clockhammer. 2142 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:54,880 Yeah, Stockhammer. 2143 01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,660 I've seen you've got a bunch of clock hammers on your desktop. 2144 01:32:58,660 --> 01:33:01,240 Yeah, Stockhammer. 2145 01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:04,560 Nice background desktop you got there. 2146 01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:07,200 Set as desktop background, is it? 2147 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,820 Steinle-style walkway stuff. 2148 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:15,260 So you've got a bit of grippage for your feet when you're walking over the metal. 2149 01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:18,660 That's what you were going for, Stockhammer, was it? 2150 01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:24,100 Thank you very much there for the tips. 2151 01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:28,280 There are so many tips, so many innuendos, so many puns on the name. 2152 01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,220 Stockhammer has form, someone says. 2153 01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:33,000 Stockhammer syndrome. 2154 01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:36,920 Somebody's sending a video saying Stockhammer has form. 2155 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:37,520 There we go. 2156 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:38,220 Thanks for the tip. 2157 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,580 And it says up to all sorts. 2158 01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:43,820 Back in the wild days of 90s tech. 2159 01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,480 We're going to get to that in a minute. 2160 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:46,600 Seems it... 2161 01:33:47,180 --> 01:33:53,100 If it is what it is, if it is what I think it is, it's not going to be good for her or for anybody involved. 2162 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,880 And Cheeky Peanut, thank you very much for the tip. 2163 01:33:56,560 --> 01:34:01,620 So far, I'm absolutely flabbergasted and just disgraced. 2164 01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:08,160 Because we set out on an evening of fun, of Windows 98 fun. 2165 01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:12,960 Here's the operating system here, which we're going to get to grips with. 2166 01:34:13,300 --> 01:34:14,960 Oh, we still are, if we can get to the... 2167 01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:16,240 But we've actually... 2168 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:22,800 We've become embroiled in a Stockhammer-shaped conspiracy between Chief Stewart, 2169 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:28,520 the Windows 90, or the computer tech man of the 90s, and Kiki. 2170 01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:32,320 The infamous, infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2171 01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,720 All will be revealed in due course. 2172 01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:38,700 Absolutely. 2173 01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:44,400 So, our whole idea was we wanted to bring a little bit more realism and add kind of a... 2174 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:44,720 Like TV. 2175 01:34:45,020 --> 01:34:45,580 ...personality. 2176 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:45,940 Exactly. 2177 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,980 So, this is just one of, you know, four clocks. 2178 01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:53,400 This is a digital clock that you can actually use your CD to wake you up with music. 2179 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,280 If you want to. 2180 01:34:54,780 --> 01:34:55,980 Some other cool features. 2181 01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:58,520 There's also a neat little analog one. 2182 01:34:58,660 --> 01:34:59,060 So, again... 2183 01:34:59,060 --> 01:35:01,180 Is that a little arm clock kind of thing I see down there, too? 2184 01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,760 You can totally just have your own choice of whatever you want to do. 2185 01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:05,820 All right. 2186 01:35:05,860 --> 01:35:08,020 Now, you've also improved on the calculators, right? 2187 01:35:08,100 --> 01:35:10,780 You've got a whole bunch of different calculators up there that look real. 2188 01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:11,340 Yes. 2189 01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:15,500 That whole mathematical process, you know, we just can't seem to get it out of our brain. 2190 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:16,340 Scientific calculator. 2191 01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:16,720 Yes. 2192 01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:17,780 So, this is what we call... 2193 01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:19,000 That's a price of admission right there. 2194 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,080 The PC100. 2195 01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,100 Scientific calculator, guys. 2196 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:22,600 Scientific. 2197 01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:26,400 And one of the cool features is, you know, as I'm just kind of going through here... 2198 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,760 And look at 23, 56, 79. 2199 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:29,140 You can see... 2200 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:29,580 Exactly. 2201 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,160 Now, you can also print it out. 2202 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,060 And not only do we have the scientific calculator, but... 2203 01:35:34,060 --> 01:35:35,000 Kiki Stockhammer. 2204 01:35:35,460 --> 01:35:35,820 Calculators. 2205 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:37,580 Just a bunch of different stuff. 2206 01:35:37,580 --> 01:35:37,780 Okay. 2207 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,140 Now, something really cool... 2208 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:40,420 What's it called? 2209 01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:43,280 Picture Explorer that lets you organize all the pictures on your hard drive? 2210 01:35:43,340 --> 01:35:43,680 Yes. 2211 01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:47,760 Now, this was a big thing that I really wanted because, of course, being the snappy... 2212 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:53,140 So, Kiki Stockhammer now is going to show him some stuff about organizing files... 2213 01:35:54,660 --> 01:35:57,940 Organizing photographs on your hard drive. 2214 01:35:57,940 --> 01:35:59,120 ...that I am. 2215 01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:00,960 You know, I have all those images. 2216 01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:03,420 You have all those images and you don't know where they are, what they're called, how to find them. 2217 01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:03,700 Exactly. 2218 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:04,720 So, what you see... 2219 01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:05,360 And look at this. 2220 01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:06,400 These are all Kiki's images. 2221 01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,480 A tiger. 2222 01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:09,160 A kangaroo. 2223 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,000 A sphinx cat. 2224 01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:14,860 The Lincoln Memorial. 2225 01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:16,600 Paris. 2226 01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:17,920 A starfish. 2227 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:20,180 Some people. 2228 01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:21,540 A seal. 2229 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:24,120 And then two other folders. 2230 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:25,860 Colors and graphics. 2231 01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:26,660 And look at this. 2232 01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,400 A butterfly. 2233 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:29,880 A donkey or something there. 2234 01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:32,360 Let's go on here and see how this develops. 2235 01:36:32,580 --> 01:36:34,740 Also, let's have a little look before we do see how it develops. 2236 01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:36,800 And have a little look at what's going on her desktop there. 2237 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,660 Network, neighborhood, inbox, recycle bin, shredder. 2238 01:36:40,740 --> 01:36:41,500 A vault. 2239 01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,220 I never remember using a vault. 2240 01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:53,080 It would seem Stockhammer has a few items in her stockpile that she doesn't want released to the public. 2241 01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:54,080 I wonder why she... 2242 01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:54,960 I wonder why she... 2243 01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:55,540 What it is. 2244 01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:59,960 And, of course, why she's known as the infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2245 01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:00,200 Stockhammer. 2246 01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:00,960 And she's got little thumbnails. 2247 01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,220 And she's got rats. 2248 01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:03,700 Rats. 2249 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:06,100 And I can instantly, you know, access them. 2250 01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:08,040 Now, I don't know if you remember in Blade Runner. 2251 01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:11,560 They had this cool machine that allowed you to look at pictures and zoom in on it. 2252 01:37:11,880 --> 01:37:13,120 Well, we can do the same thing. 2253 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:13,560 The Blade Runner. 2254 01:37:13,620 --> 01:37:14,620 And it even... 2255 01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:15,940 Blade Runner. 2256 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,720 And it's rats. 2257 01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:18,840 She's got rats look. 2258 01:37:19,420 --> 01:37:20,120 PC Hammer. 2259 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,060 Thank you very much. 2260 01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:22,620 And Stockhammer style. 2261 01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:25,640 Thank you very much, Stockhammer style. 2262 01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:27,580 Did you see then? 2263 01:37:27,660 --> 01:37:28,940 She goes... 2264 01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:30,780 It reminds me of Blade Runner. 2265 01:37:31,580 --> 01:37:34,340 Where there was a thing that you could zoom in on the faces. 2266 01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:37,080 And Chief Stewart doesn't... 2267 01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:38,300 He doesn't cop on for a moment. 2268 01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:39,000 He goes... 2269 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,180 Oh, Blade Runner. 2270 01:37:41,380 --> 01:37:41,620 Yeah. 2271 01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,000 Blade Runner. 2272 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,300 Let's have a little listen to this again. 2273 01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:46,480 See if you can pick this out. 2274 01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,620 I have this cool machine that allowed you to look... 2275 01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:51,460 Just double clicking on them, I can instantly, you know, access them. 2276 01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,400 Now, I don't know if you remember in Blade Runner. 2277 01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:56,900 They had this cool machine that allowed you to look at pictures and zoom in on it. 2278 01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:58,460 Well, we can do the same thing. 2279 01:37:58,480 --> 01:37:58,900 The Blade Runner. 2280 01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:01,100 And it even, you know, brings it to a really nice... 2281 01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,060 Blade Runner, right. 2282 01:38:02,060 --> 01:38:05,740 Does it automatically go out and find all the gifts and all that stuff and put them together? 2283 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,920 It has a special cool little search file. 2284 01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:10,500 So you can go through and search your hard drives and set up files. 2285 01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:12,500 It has a cool little search file. 2286 01:38:12,660 --> 01:38:14,620 So you can go and search your hard drive. 2287 01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:19,960 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer telling the chief who's been with her at Gizmo Beta Fairs. 2288 01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,640 There was a beta convention. 2289 01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:24,560 And they're not beta. 2290 01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:25,880 He's Alpha, his chief. 2291 01:38:26,260 --> 01:38:27,940 And Kiki, she's in on it. 2292 01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:30,260 Another thing I want you to show us quickly. 2293 01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:36,680 You have an amazing little thing in here called Performer 98 that actually lets you kind of make slideshows, movies, commercials or something. 2294 01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:43,140 Yeah, our whole idea is think of it as kind of PowerPoint mixed with a television studio in a way. 2295 01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:54,520 And again, just by double clicking on the little apps down here, we'll bring up Performer 98, which we kind of look as the internet filmmaking tool where you can take your own pictures, your own music, your own narration. 2296 01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:57,820 Make a little movie type thing and actually use it as a file which you can send an email. 2297 01:38:57,980 --> 01:38:58,140 Exactly. 2298 01:38:58,140 --> 01:39:00,520 So they're making movies together now. 2299 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,400 And look, Kiki has movies. 2300 01:39:02,460 --> 01:39:03,200 She's made movies. 2301 01:39:03,300 --> 01:39:09,540 So just as a quick example, this is actually something that I emailed to my mom last March. 2302 01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,440 What is it? 2303 01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:13,480 This is a cool little email. 2304 01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:14,180 And I'm sorry. 2305 01:39:14,460 --> 01:39:15,660 This sounds funny. 2306 01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:16,920 I like there is. 2307 01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:17,840 Hi, mom. 2308 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:18,540 Hi. 2309 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:22,380 Again, chief. 2310 01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:26,000 He can't let someone talk or just show him the thing. 2311 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:27,800 It's like, what else? 2312 01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:29,240 OK, what is it? 2313 01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:29,720 What next? 2314 01:39:30,260 --> 01:39:30,940 What is it? 2315 01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:32,660 Listen to this. 2316 01:39:33,740 --> 01:39:34,240 What is it? 2317 01:39:34,540 --> 01:39:35,260 This is a cool. 2318 01:39:35,580 --> 01:39:36,280 She's going to. 2319 01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:37,620 She's about to show him. 2320 01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:40,620 Yet he's still chomping at the bit to say, what's going on? 2321 01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:41,600 What's going on? 2322 01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:43,000 This is a quick example. 2323 01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:47,920 This is actually something that I emailed to my mom last March. 2324 01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:49,720 What is it? 2325 01:39:50,120 --> 01:39:51,360 She's showing you, man. 2326 01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:55,140 This is a cool little email just about my birthday. 2327 01:39:55,140 --> 01:39:56,920 Bring my birthday to you. 2328 01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,260 And so you had still snappy grabs. 2329 01:39:59,360 --> 01:39:59,800 That's right. 2330 01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:00,380 That's right. 2331 01:40:00,380 --> 01:40:00,940 And music and voiceover. 2332 01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,680 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2333 01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:08,460 And you're like a little movie maker here. 2334 01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:08,640 Right. 2335 01:40:08,740 --> 01:40:14,660 And the coolest part about it is what you're actually seeing is full frame, 60 frame per second transitions. 2336 01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:15,780 This has never been done before. 2337 01:40:15,780 --> 01:40:16,540 TV style stuff. 2338 01:40:16,660 --> 01:40:17,060 That's right. 2339 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:17,980 So what we've done is. 2340 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,880 TV style stuff right here. 2341 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,020 What's going on? 2342 01:40:21,060 --> 01:40:22,880 What's that in the background there in the kitchen? 2343 01:40:24,300 --> 01:40:27,880 Is that like a little cover for a cake or something? 2344 01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:29,880 And why are the three? 2345 01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:31,680 Who needs three cakes on her birthday? 2346 01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:37,640 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. 2347 01:40:39,100 --> 01:40:40,060 Fifteen candles. 2348 01:40:42,140 --> 01:40:43,160 I mean, there's more than. 2349 01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:44,740 She's older than that. 2350 01:40:45,380 --> 01:40:49,560 We've kind of brought back the lost art of assembly language programming. 2351 01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,760 And that's a little thing. 2352 01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:52,720 Love you, Kiki. 2353 01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:54,280 Was this really to her mother? 2354 01:40:54,500 --> 01:40:56,440 Or were these things she was sending to Stuart? 2355 01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,320 And you're seeing here directly just a generic PC. 2356 01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:00,220 Is this all done in software? 2357 01:41:00,340 --> 01:41:00,760 That's right. 2358 01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:01,880 Two quick things I want you to show me. 2359 01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:02,840 We're going to be out of time. 2360 01:41:03,060 --> 01:41:09,420 You have a cube demo in which you do this incredible 3D rotation that really seems sort of impossible to do on a plain old PC. 2361 01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:10,520 Well, you know... 2362 01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:11,840 You have a cube. 2363 01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:13,340 It seems impossible to do. 2364 01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:14,120 What the hell is this? 2365 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:16,460 Basically, it's the nerd in us, Stuart. 2366 01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:22,040 Basically, you know, we wanted to be able to show off the power that you have in your personal computer today. 2367 01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:23,240 What the hell is that? 2368 01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,240 This is not using any 3D accelerator card. 2369 01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:26,140 What is that look? 2370 01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:28,720 A Ultra Cube allows you to create your own cube. 2371 01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:29,820 Oh, my God. 2372 01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:32,820 Now, I just popped on some different images. 2373 01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:34,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 2374 01:41:36,320 --> 01:41:37,340 Hold on a minute. 2375 01:41:37,900 --> 01:41:40,200 What is that? 2376 01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:42,460 Why is that happening? 2377 01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:53,200 She's made a cube with different images of herself on it, and it spins around over a purple background. 2378 01:41:55,200 --> 01:42:03,880 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer, known to have gone to beta conventions with Chief and Gizmo, play with Gizmos. 2379 01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:05,140 They played with Gizmos together. 2380 01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:08,160 She's gone and made this in Blade Runner style. 2381 01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:12,880 Picture Cube allows you to create your own cube where you have your own... 2382 01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:13,600 Look at that one. 2383 01:42:14,420 --> 01:42:15,660 When did she do that? 2384 01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:18,060 What's going on there? 2385 01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:18,380 Look. 2386 01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:20,440 ...images. 2387 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,400 Now, I just popped... 2388 01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:22,240 And look at this. 2389 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:27,480 In leather, in kind of posing in leather with these guns, with these little zap guns. 2390 01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:30,100 Was this for the beta convention, Kiki? 2391 01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:30,480 Was it? 2392 01:42:31,160 --> 01:42:32,440 Oh, there was a bit... 2393 01:42:32,440 --> 01:42:36,000 It was like, they were going to show you something then, and it was like, whoa, but two... 2394 01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:36,540 Popped on. 2395 01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:39,200 But we've got the power to rewind. 2396 01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:42,400 You didn't anticipate on people being able to rewind in the future. 2397 01:42:44,620 --> 01:42:46,060 Those are new rock boots. 2398 01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:47,700 Look at one, two, three, four, five. 2399 01:42:47,700 --> 01:42:48,860 Five buckles on them. 2400 01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:51,640 Futuristic hot pants. 2401 01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:53,700 A cowgirl jacket. 2402 01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:59,060 The iconic Kiki Stockhammer red head. 2403 01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:04,260 And then a gun as well on a futuristic silver bean bag. 2404 01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:06,660 Some different images. 2405 01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:08,460 And there she is again. 2406 01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:11,140 And then, oh, look, there was a professional one there. 2407 01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,000 Ran out of photos. 2408 01:43:12,140 --> 01:43:13,720 Just threw something in from the CV. 2409 01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:15,440 Let's go. 2410 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:18,440 We need to slow that down because these are going too fast here. 2411 01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:21,620 Something not right about this. 2412 01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,460 And look at that. 2413 01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:25,300 It's a flapper. 2414 01:43:26,140 --> 01:43:27,700 1920s flapper style. 2415 01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:30,380 Infamous. 2416 01:43:32,660 --> 01:43:33,180 Stockhammer. 2417 01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:38,740 Never been seen before or done. 2418 01:43:40,180 --> 01:43:40,820 And look at this. 2419 01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:43,700 Just one from the CV. 2420 01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:51,440 Just to lend it a bit of a kind of a formal kind of veneer. 2421 01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:55,960 But the veneer doesn't last very long because we're straight back into sci-fi bean bag. 2422 01:43:56,060 --> 01:43:58,940 That's like an artist representation of Stockhammer. 2423 01:43:59,000 --> 01:43:59,780 That's what happens. 2424 01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:03,180 When the stock gets hammered. 2425 01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:07,420 When the final beta has been gizmod out of it. 2426 01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:09,900 And what's this? 2427 01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:10,680 Here, look. 2428 01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:12,480 This fucking thing. 2429 01:44:12,580 --> 01:44:13,940 It's all symbolic of something. 2430 01:44:14,020 --> 01:44:17,860 It's very disturbing at the moment. 2431 01:44:17,860 --> 01:44:20,180 Because we know that it's an infamous person. 2432 01:44:20,740 --> 01:44:21,640 It's demonic. 2433 01:44:21,900 --> 01:44:23,800 It's kind of satanic in its concept. 2434 01:44:23,920 --> 01:44:24,760 In its construction. 2435 01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:25,880 In its execution. 2436 01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:27,780 Occultistic. 2437 01:44:29,540 --> 01:44:30,740 And there again. 2438 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:32,340 This thing on the thing. 2439 01:44:32,740 --> 01:44:33,380 I'm. 2440 01:44:36,540 --> 01:44:37,760 It's just like. 2441 01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:37,760 It's just like. 2442 01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,020 Show off. 2443 01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:40,620 My. 2444 01:44:41,420 --> 01:44:41,780 Okay. 2445 01:44:41,780 --> 01:44:41,940 Sorry. 2446 01:44:42,020 --> 01:44:42,660 We need to get it. 2447 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:44,300 We need to hear what they're saying. 2448 01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:47,840 Because it sounds really David Lynch. 2449 01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:52,280 Just the lead up to this again. 2450 01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:52,920 Because look at. 2451 01:44:53,060 --> 01:44:53,760 Look at the way he asked. 2452 01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:56,140 Now you've done this cool little cube thing. 2453 01:44:56,420 --> 01:44:56,920 I want to. 2454 01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:58,020 I want to see this cube thing. 2455 01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,480 He's seen the cube thing. 2456 01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:00,920 He's pretending. 2457 01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,400 That he's never seen a cube. 2458 01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:03,540 This cube thing of Kiki. 2459 01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,520 And she's there. 2460 01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:06,780 As if butter wouldn't melt. 2461 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:07,360 Out of time. 2462 01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:08,680 You have a cube demo. 2463 01:45:08,820 --> 01:45:09,300 And what you do this. 2464 01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:11,360 You've got a little cube demo. 2465 01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:12,380 Now. 2466 01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:13,680 And look at the way he's moving. 2467 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:14,060 Like this. 2468 01:45:14,540 --> 01:45:16,360 Now you've got a little cube demo. 2469 01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:19,020 So he knows about the cube. 2470 01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:20,200 He's seen the cube. 2471 01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:22,620 Sure he probably fucking asked for the cube. 2472 01:45:23,020 --> 01:45:25,040 He was probably the man who commissioned the cube. 2473 01:45:25,660 --> 01:45:28,220 He probably was the one taking photographs. 2474 01:45:28,220 --> 01:45:29,220 Of Kiki Stockhammer. 2475 01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:30,500 For the cube. 2476 01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,120 At the gizmo convention. 2477 01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:34,940 For betas. 2478 01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:37,260 Verbatim. 2479 01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,460 And look at this. 2480 01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:41,200 I've seen the thatch thatch. 2481 01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,000 Over the moon. 2482 01:45:44,020 --> 01:45:45,460 It's incredible 3D rotation. 2483 01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:47,480 It really seems sort of impossible to do. 2484 01:45:47,620 --> 01:45:48,760 On a plain old PC. 2485 01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:49,820 Well you know. 2486 01:45:50,020 --> 01:45:52,060 Basically it's the nerd in us Stuart. 2487 01:45:52,460 --> 01:45:53,300 Basically you know. 2488 01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:55,540 We wanted to be able to show off. 2489 01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:56,420 The power that you have. 2490 01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:57,620 In your personal computer today. 2491 01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:58,460 And again. 2492 01:45:58,560 --> 01:45:59,760 This is not using any 3D. 2493 01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:00,900 accelerator card. 2494 01:46:01,460 --> 01:46:02,220 Picture Cube. 2495 01:46:02,300 --> 01:46:04,220 Allows you to create your own cube. 2496 01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:05,700 Where you have your own images. 2497 01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:06,940 Now I just popped on. 2498 01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:08,840 Some different images here. 2499 01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:10,140 This is called the Kiki Cube. 2500 01:46:10,220 --> 01:46:11,140 It's just like show off. 2501 01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:11,660 What you can do. 2502 01:46:11,780 --> 01:46:11,920 Right. 2503 01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:12,360 Exactly. 2504 01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:14,320 This is the Kiki Cube. 2505 01:46:14,580 --> 01:46:16,560 And you can have a really impressive. 2506 01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:17,620 Screen saver now. 2507 01:46:17,780 --> 01:46:18,860 On your desktop if you want. 2508 01:46:19,220 --> 01:46:21,360 Now I can also press a magical button here. 2509 01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:22,340 The M key. 2510 01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:23,400 And voila. 2511 01:46:23,580 --> 01:46:24,080 There's video. 2512 01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:24,080 There's video. 2513 01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:25,000 There's video in there. 2514 01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:26,680 But you can put video in there as well. 2515 01:46:27,180 --> 01:46:27,480 All right. 2516 01:46:27,540 --> 01:46:28,300 Gizmos 98. 2517 01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:29,000 And. 2518 01:46:29,460 --> 01:46:29,920 Wow. 2519 01:46:30,260 --> 01:46:31,460 Gizmos 98. 2520 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:33,740 Look at this. 2521 01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:36,100 The Kiki Cube. 2522 01:46:36,220 --> 01:46:37,600 You can even put video in there. 2523 01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:38,780 And she's done that. 2524 01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:40,420 Not only can you have stills. 2525 01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:42,140 But you can put video in there as well. 2526 01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:42,940 All right. 2527 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:43,780 Gizmos 98. 2528 01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:45,560 Wow. 2529 01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,060 And 25 apps. 2530 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:48,300 What? 2531 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,180 50 bucks or something like that? 2532 01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:49,600 Absolutely. 2533 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:50,260 Very impressive. 2534 01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:50,760 Thank you. 2535 01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:51,420 All right. 2536 01:46:51,460 --> 01:46:53,400 That's our look at Windows 98, etc. 2537 01:46:53,620 --> 01:46:55,940 I'll be back in just a minute with my pick of the week. 2538 01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,020 Now for my pick of the week. 2539 01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:10,640 These days you've got to be connected to email no matter where you are. 2540 01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:14,360 The problem is that usually means literally connected to something by a wire. 2541 01:47:14,700 --> 01:47:18,060 It also means carrying around your laptop so you can access your email account. 2542 01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:18,540 True. 2543 01:47:18,620 --> 01:47:21,060 Some people do email on palm tops and organizers. 2544 01:47:21,220 --> 01:47:23,200 But that's not always a very practical thing to do. 2545 01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:26,760 I have now found the ideal mobile email solution. 2546 01:47:27,220 --> 01:47:29,280 It is this little pager type device. 2547 01:47:29,420 --> 01:47:30,920 This is a lot more than just a pager. 2548 01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:34,100 It is really a wireless mobile internet terminal. 2549 01:47:34,100 --> 01:47:34,720 And look. 2550 01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:35,700 It's to Chris. 2551 01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:36,160 Sorry. 2552 01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:38,280 Something says Chris. 2553 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:39,160 Sorry. 2554 01:47:39,460 --> 01:47:39,880 Oh, look. 2555 01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:42,660 He's sending a message about a termination. 2556 01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:44,980 Chris. 2557 01:47:45,160 --> 01:47:46,800 Sorry, but you need not apply. 2558 01:47:48,480 --> 01:47:54,960 It's someone who has been rejected of their job interview or something sent on 1998. 2559 01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:56,400 September the 3rd. 2560 01:47:58,900 --> 01:48:00,680 Edit, resend, save, close. 2561 01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:02,940 Next. 2562 01:48:02,940 --> 01:48:04,400 2,700 words. 2563 01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,180 As you can see, it comes with a complete QWERTY keyboard. 2564 01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:08,640 So, he's killed. 2565 01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:14,520 Somebody is being killed or either somebody is being sacked or fired or there's something going on. 2566 01:48:14,580 --> 01:48:16,540 This is two years before 9-11. 2567 01:48:16,740 --> 01:48:18,320 This is three years before 9-11. 2568 01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:20,200 September the 2nd. 2569 01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:20,200 September the 2nd. 2570 01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:20,200 September the 2nd. 2571 01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:21,040 1998. 2572 01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:21,200 Sorry. 2573 01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,120 Sorry. 2574 01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:24,600 Fenwick. 2575 01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:25,860 We've got something here. 2576 01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:26,080 Look. 2577 01:48:26,260 --> 01:48:26,700 Fenwick. 2578 01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:27,920 Chris Fenwick. 2579 01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:29,400 Fenwick. 2580 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:32,040 September the 2nd. 2581 01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:32,700 1998. 2582 01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:33,960 To 99. 2583 01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:34,560 2000. 2584 01:48:34,660 --> 01:48:35,140 2001. 2585 01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:40,660 Three years and nine days before 9-11 happened. 2586 01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:48,680 The Terminator was commissioned to take out Chris Fenwick. 2587 01:48:48,760 --> 01:48:50,280 A little pager type device. 2588 01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:51,880 This is a lot more than just a pager. 2589 01:48:51,940 --> 01:48:52,920 Open that message. 2590 01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:53,460 It's really a wireless. 2591 01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:54,660 Fenwick. 2592 01:48:54,900 --> 01:48:56,280 And we've got the email there. 2593 01:48:56,360 --> 01:48:56,480 Look. 2594 01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:58,400 Fenwick at BB Group. 2595 01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,680 Big Brother Group, is it? 2596 01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,040 BB. 2597 01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:02,960 Big Beautiful. 2598 01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:03,880 Big Busty. 2599 01:49:03,980 --> 01:49:04,640 Big Brother. 2600 01:49:05,260 --> 01:49:05,700 BBC. 2601 01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:07,780 British Broadcasting Group. 2602 01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:08,560 Dot com. 2603 01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:10,500 Get on that guys. 2604 01:49:10,580 --> 01:49:12,040 We need to find out what's going on. 2605 01:49:12,220 --> 01:49:13,840 We've got a dox situation. 2606 01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,240 I don't want to be doxing anyone. 2607 01:49:15,340 --> 01:49:16,600 But it's not me that's done it. 2608 01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:17,640 It's been Chief. 2609 01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:20,000 It's been Chief Stewart's doings. 2610 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:21,900 And also look at the device. 2611 01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:22,740 The rim. 2612 01:49:23,720 --> 01:49:24,820 It's called the rim. 2613 01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:27,260 To and from any email address. 2614 01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:30,720 It can handle text messages up to 2,700 words. 2615 01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:33,660 As you can see it comes with a complete QWERTY keyboard. 2616 01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:34,960 Yes the keys are tiny. 2617 01:49:35,060 --> 01:49:36,100 But you're not typing a novel. 2618 01:49:36,420 --> 01:49:37,200 Just an email. 2619 01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:38,480 And for that it works. 2620 01:49:38,740 --> 01:49:39,020 Chief. 2621 01:49:39,100 --> 01:49:39,380 Chief. 2622 01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:39,380 Chief. 2623 01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:41,060 It's clipboard. 2624 01:49:41,180 --> 01:49:41,680 I'd like to. 2625 01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:42,820 I'd like to see that. 2626 01:49:43,300 --> 01:49:44,360 Thanks very much for the tip. 2627 01:49:44,440 --> 01:49:46,400 The tech really went downhill after 99. 2628 01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:47,280 Thank you very much. 2629 01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:50,620 And also to Luke David Murphy. 2630 01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:52,940 The stock cubes and gizmo hammers. 2631 01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:52,980 The stock cubes and gizmo hammers. 2632 01:49:52,980 --> 01:49:54,500 And kinky cock hammer. 2633 01:49:54,500 --> 01:49:56,200 Thanks very much for that tip there. 2634 01:49:56,940 --> 01:49:58,180 Very very kind of you lads. 2635 01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:00,540 It also has this mouse type device. 2636 01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:03,240 Which lets you scroll through pages or menu items. 2637 01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:04,420 And it has a button. 2638 01:50:04,660 --> 01:50:06,680 Which lets you click on items to select them. 2639 01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:09,300 And like a pager it beeps whenever a new email arrives. 2640 01:50:09,300 --> 01:50:10,280 Luke David Murphy. 2641 01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:11,180 Thank you very much. 2642 01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:12,320 I said that. 2643 01:50:12,520 --> 01:50:13,280 Thank you very much again. 2644 01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:16,340 The device runs on one double A battery for up to 500 hours. 2645 01:50:16,460 --> 01:50:17,320 That's almost a month. 2646 01:50:17,520 --> 01:50:17,980 I don't know. 2647 01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:19,740 500 hours on one double A. 2648 01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:21,020 Sounds a bit sketchy to me. 2649 01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:23,920 It is called the rim interactive. 2650 01:50:24,100 --> 01:50:25,080 It's called the rim. 2651 01:50:25,940 --> 01:50:26,680 Tandem Felix. 2652 01:50:26,860 --> 01:50:28,340 Thank you very much Tandem Felix. 2653 01:50:28,340 --> 01:50:30,060 Kiki has a musical career. 2654 01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,120 Look her up on Ask Jeeves. 2655 01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:34,380 From wiki. 2656 01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:36,200 While working at Play Inc. 2657 01:50:36,340 --> 01:50:38,860 Stockhammer joined a Star Trek themed band. 2658 01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:39,660 I could see it. 2659 01:50:40,020 --> 01:50:40,380 She would. 2660 01:50:40,620 --> 01:50:42,780 She'd fit into that Star Trek aesthetic. 2661 01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:46,760 A band of other Play employees called Warp 11. 2662 01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:48,100 Wow. 2663 01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:49,880 Wow. 2664 01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:54,020 The hardware comes from a company called Research in Motion. 2665 01:50:54,420 --> 01:50:56,280 The radio based modem uses the. 2666 01:50:56,280 --> 01:50:58,100 Research in Motion guys. 2667 01:50:58,280 --> 01:50:58,580 Rim. 2668 01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,700 Hell South wireless data network. 2669 01:51:01,060 --> 01:51:03,360 Coverage is available in about 90% of the country. 2670 01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:04,640 And it is all digital. 2671 01:51:05,060 --> 01:51:07,260 This little guy is really a problem solver. 2672 01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:09,900 The device itself costs around 350 bucks. 2673 01:51:10,220 --> 01:51:12,280 The service runs $25 a month. 2674 01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,560 Yeah. 2675 01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:14,940 I'm sure it does chief. 2676 01:51:15,360 --> 01:51:16,480 I'm sure it does. 2677 01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:18,660 And you're going to say goodbye now are you? 2678 01:51:18,660 --> 01:51:22,100 Where are you going to go to your next beta convention with Stockhammer? 2679 01:51:22,980 --> 01:51:26,100 Probably going to bring poor old fucking Kim Akers with you as well. 2680 01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:29,140 Get her embroiled in some shit that she doesn't even need to be in. 2681 01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,780 Some of these people. 2682 01:51:31,780 --> 01:51:36,280 And we look back now and we can see and we really can see what the cabal were all about. 2683 01:51:36,340 --> 01:51:48,400 There he is playing with his little rim. 2684 01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:50,600 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by. 2685 01:51:51,420 --> 01:51:52,240 Fucking disgusting. 2686 01:51:52,720 --> 01:51:57,640 CyberSmith wired for fun and learning with locations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Palo Alto, California and White Plains, New York. 2687 01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:01,500 And by TechWeb for up to the minute technology news. 2688 01:52:04,480 --> 01:52:07,320 To purchase a videotaped copy of today's program. 2689 01:52:07,760 --> 01:52:08,540 Call toll free. 2690 01:52:08,940 --> 01:52:09,880 20 quid. 2691 01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:13,760 We've we've we've a number. 2692 01:52:14,960 --> 01:52:16,040 We've a number. 2693 01:52:16,320 --> 01:52:19,840 We've got the whole nine yards. 2694 01:52:20,380 --> 01:52:21,360 We've a number. 2695 01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:23,800 They're asking for $20 for that. 2696 01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:28,400 Sorry about this. 2697 01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:31,140 Captain Cabinet. 2698 01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:31,840 Thanks again. 2699 01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:34,580 And Kiki. 2700 01:52:34,760 --> 01:52:35,400 Thank you very much. 2701 01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:39,580 Computer Chronicles 241 Charleston Road, Mountain View, California. 2702 01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:46,340 I bet you it's somewhere near Bohemian Grove. 2703 01:52:48,220 --> 01:52:50,780 Somewhere fecked up like that. 2704 01:52:52,420 --> 01:52:54,540 To be honest, I never knew this would. 2705 01:52:55,040 --> 01:53:01,760 I was I was expecting a night of just lighthearted Compton 3D World Atlas deluxe. 2706 01:53:02,260 --> 01:53:03,460 And now look at us. 2707 01:53:03,520 --> 01:53:04,980 We're only I'm an hour into it. 2708 01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:06,060 We haven't even started. 2709 01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:08,040 We haven't even played one piece of software. 2710 01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:14,280 And I'm I'm sickened by the the shit that we've uncovered here of Computer Chronicles. 2711 01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:17,520 And I'm on the fucking beer. 2712 01:53:18,920 --> 01:53:20,880 It wasn't even meant to be like this. 2713 01:53:21,100 --> 01:53:24,460 But that's what happens when you witness some of this dirt that you uncover. 2714 01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:29,940 That whole stock hammer thing has left a real dirty taste. 2715 01:53:29,940 --> 01:53:34,040 Look up warp 11. 2716 01:53:34,140 --> 01:53:36,120 People telling us to look up the cube. 2717 01:53:36,320 --> 01:53:38,060 People telling us to look up stock hammer. 2718 01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:40,500 Kiki Stockhammer has a band apparently. 2719 01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:43,500 Research in motion job. 2720 01:53:43,580 --> 01:53:44,420 Thank you very much. 2721 01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:49,720 We have a link that came in there from Stockhammer as form. 2722 01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:51,060 I'm just going to click on that now. 2723 01:53:51,060 --> 01:53:55,100 Skate the planet dot com reviews DVD public domain. 2724 01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:57,400 Okay. 2725 01:53:57,540 --> 01:53:58,880 Skateboard and reviews. 2726 01:53:59,580 --> 01:54:02,820 I don't know where that has anything to do with Stockhammer. 2727 01:54:03,040 --> 01:54:04,780 Unless that's her with the fucking skateboards. 2728 01:54:04,940 --> 01:54:05,080 Is it? 2729 01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:10,800 Oh my god. 2730 01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:11,520 It. 2731 01:54:11,820 --> 01:54:12,080 Whoa. 2732 01:54:13,280 --> 01:54:14,700 Stockhammer has form. 2733 01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:17,400 Stockhammer has form guys. 2734 01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,400 Wait till you see this. 2735 01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:18,920 You're not gonna. 2736 01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:20,480 You're fucking not gonna believe this. 2737 01:54:20,860 --> 01:54:21,680 It's insane. 2738 01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:22,900 It's insane. 2739 01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,240 I'll be back in a minute. 2740 01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,120 I just need to crack open another can. 2741 01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:28,800 And that's not a euphemism. 2742 01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,800 I really do need. 2743 01:54:29,940 --> 01:54:30,440 I want to. 2744 01:54:30,540 --> 01:54:31,040 I want. 2745 01:54:31,280 --> 01:54:32,840 I want another can. 2746 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,840 I want another can. 2747 01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:34,840 I want another can. 2748 01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:35,840 I want another can. 2749 01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:36,840 I want another can. 2750 01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:37,840 I want another can. 2751 01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:38,840 I want another can. 2752 01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:39,840 I want another can. 2753 01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:40,840 I want another can. 2754 01:54:40,840 --> 01:54:41,840 I want another can. 2755 01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:42,840 I want another can. 2756 01:54:42,840 --> 01:54:43,840 I want another can. 2757 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:44,840 I want another can. 2758 01:54:44,840 --> 01:55:14,820 Thank you. 2759 01:55:14,820 --> 01:55:21,940 Welcome back, everybody, to Sunday Night Stockhammer with me, Francis Higgins. 2760 01:55:21,980 --> 01:55:29,360 It was meant to be a lighthearted look at Windows 98 software and the operating system, but it has got out of hand. 2761 01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:32,760 Things have got out of hand very, very quickly. 2762 01:55:32,940 --> 01:55:39,680 We delved into a video library of old Windows 98 kind of archive material. 2763 01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:45,820 We found out a couple of naughty, nasty things involving a man called Chief Stewart. 2764 01:55:46,580 --> 01:55:50,300 For all intents and purposes, this guy is a nice guy. 2765 01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:51,520 Look at him there. 2766 01:55:51,660 --> 01:55:52,940 He looks like you could trust him. 2767 01:55:53,480 --> 01:55:54,580 He looks like you could trust him. 2768 01:55:54,880 --> 01:55:55,940 Could you trust him? 2769 01:55:56,600 --> 01:55:57,460 Could you trust him? 2770 01:55:59,120 --> 01:56:02,480 Could you trust that face? 2771 01:56:03,520 --> 01:56:04,400 Maybe he could. 2772 01:56:04,740 --> 01:56:05,680 What about this? 2773 01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:07,340 What about this situation here? 2774 01:56:11,340 --> 01:56:13,840 And look at Kim Akers. 2775 01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:15,960 She's involved in it as well. 2776 01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:19,780 She was really, really into Peanuts. 2777 01:56:20,540 --> 01:56:27,360 The background desktop screensaver, which you could use on Windows 98. 2778 01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:29,160 She was mad into Peanuts. 2779 01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:33,980 And look at the way she's looking at Chief there. 2780 01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:35,380 She can. 2781 01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:36,900 The thing with Chief is. 2782 01:56:37,060 --> 01:56:38,380 The thing with Chief is. 2783 01:56:38,580 --> 01:56:40,060 He's one of those kinds. 2784 01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:47,160 That has all the ladies drawn to him with his magnetic charm, charisma and personality. 2785 01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:52,360 Kim Akers was in awe of Chief Stewart. 2786 01:56:53,260 --> 01:56:55,980 And she wanted to just show him her Peanuts. 2787 01:56:56,540 --> 01:56:57,480 But look at Stewart. 2788 01:56:57,860 --> 01:56:59,260 He got really excited. 2789 01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:01,540 He nearly exploded with pleasure. 2790 01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:04,400 When he got to walk over the studio. 2791 01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:05,460 Slowly. 2792 01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:06,560 And surely. 2793 01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:09,680 To Kiki Stockhammer. 2794 01:57:13,940 --> 01:57:15,120 Welcome Kiki. 2795 01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:16,560 The infamous guys. 2796 01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:19,140 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2797 01:57:19,240 --> 01:57:19,780 Welcome Kiki. 2798 01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:22,560 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2799 01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:23,660 Yeah. 2800 01:57:24,860 --> 01:57:27,460 And we know about Stockhammer now, don't we? 2801 01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:29,160 We know what's going on. 2802 01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:30,080 And you know what? 2803 01:57:30,180 --> 01:57:31,980 We were watching this on the fucking fly. 2804 01:57:32,520 --> 01:57:34,280 As if Stockhammer wouldn't melt. 2805 01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:39,960 Somebody has fucking blown the lid on this wide open. 2806 01:57:40,880 --> 01:57:44,540 Stockhammer here presenting herself like it's some kind of just IT. 2807 01:57:44,900 --> 01:57:46,940 She's an IT kind of gal. 2808 01:57:47,260 --> 01:57:48,560 Does all this IT stuff. 2809 01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:52,160 Went a bit weird when she started showing us herself on a fucking. 2810 01:57:52,160 --> 01:57:54,260 She started first off showing us rats. 2811 01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:57,840 Pretending to us that it was Blade Runner. 2812 01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:00,720 Even he didn't understand that bit. 2813 01:58:01,460 --> 01:58:07,000 Then she went on from rats to show us a birthday slideshow of herself. 2814 01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:10,720 And then this spinning cube. 2815 01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:13,520 I have a really impressive screensaver now on your desktop. 2816 01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:15,500 Called the Kiki Cube. 2817 01:58:15,640 --> 01:58:17,520 And look at the stuff that was on the Kiki Cube. 2818 01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:19,760 And then look. 2819 01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:20,680 There was a video on there. 2820 01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:21,360 And now we can put a video on there. 2821 01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:23,040 But you can put video in there as well. 2822 01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:23,840 All right. 2823 01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:24,680 Gizmos 98. 2824 01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:26,400 Gizmos 98. 2825 01:58:26,980 --> 01:58:27,800 So then we had a little. 2826 01:58:27,880 --> 01:58:29,560 I was just minding my own business. 2827 01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:30,780 Trying to get through this. 2828 01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,840 Somebody has sent a message in saying Kiki Stockhammer has form. 2829 01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:36,140 Wait till you see this. 2830 01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,060 And thank you very much there. 2831 01:58:38,140 --> 01:58:39,520 Captain Zach and Ricky. 2832 01:58:40,040 --> 01:58:42,180 Here's money to make the international call. 2833 01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:43,300 Thank you very much. 2834 01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:44,760 We'll try and make that call after this. 2835 01:58:44,820 --> 01:58:48,520 But I want to just show you this nugget of stuff. 2836 01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:50,760 That's just after coming through. 2837 01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:52,500 The pipeline. 2838 01:58:54,420 --> 01:58:55,320 Where is it now? 2839 01:58:58,120 --> 01:58:58,520 Okay. 2840 01:59:00,680 --> 01:59:01,080 Okay. 2841 01:59:01,160 --> 01:59:01,920 We can put that. 2842 01:59:02,100 --> 01:59:03,480 Can we put that into the. 2843 01:59:04,520 --> 01:59:05,340 We can't. 2844 01:59:05,480 --> 01:59:06,060 We can't. 2845 01:59:06,140 --> 01:59:07,200 How the fuck do we get that? 2846 01:59:08,220 --> 01:59:08,860 Bear with me. 2847 01:59:08,980 --> 01:59:10,420 I'm trying to open the link. 2848 01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:13,680 HTML. 2849 01:59:14,360 --> 01:59:14,900 Look at that. 2850 01:59:15,880 --> 01:59:16,300 Copy. 2851 01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:17,060 Fuck. 2852 01:59:17,840 --> 01:59:18,060 Yeah. 2853 01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:27,260 Skatetheplanet.com. 2854 01:59:27,420 --> 01:59:28,140 Dream, dream. 2855 01:59:28,220 --> 01:59:28,640 Now I thought. 2856 01:59:28,720 --> 01:59:29,080 Where's. 2857 01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:29,760 Where's this? 2858 01:59:29,860 --> 01:59:30,600 Where's Stockhammer? 2859 01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:32,360 There's nothing here about Stockhammer. 2860 01:59:32,780 --> 01:59:34,980 This is about skateboarding or something. 2861 01:59:35,420 --> 01:59:35,800 I was thinking. 2862 01:59:35,940 --> 01:59:36,200 Is that. 2863 01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:37,360 Is that Stockhammer? 2864 01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,440 It's too small to see. 2865 01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:41,100 But a quick scroll down. 2866 01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:43,520 Look at this. 2867 01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:46,040 Stockhammer. 2868 01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:54,020 Stacy Peralta was also one of the first to jump into computer-based editing with NewTek's video toaster. 2869 01:59:54,380 --> 01:59:56,380 Originally available for the Amiga. 2870 01:59:56,740 --> 01:59:59,700 Aside from the involved technical prowess. 2871 01:59:59,700 --> 02:00:05,440 The real asset to the video toaster was its spokesmodel. 2872 02:00:06,840 --> 02:00:08,780 Kiki Stockhammer. 2873 02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:10,820 In the mid-90s. 2874 02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:16,840 This little vixen would do demos at computer trade shows. 2875 02:00:17,540 --> 02:00:18,000 And look. 2876 02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:19,140 I've seen. 2877 02:00:19,140 --> 02:00:19,480 He goes. 2878 02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:20,320 I've seen you. 2879 02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:20,920 We've seen. 2880 02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:21,280 We've. 2881 02:00:21,280 --> 02:00:21,640 We've. 2882 02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,640 We've. 2883 02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,640 We've. 2884 02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:21,940 We've. 2885 02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,200 The infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 2886 02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:24,620 We've seen each other at the fucking. 2887 02:00:24,940 --> 02:00:25,140 The. 2888 02:00:25,140 --> 02:00:25,340 The. 2889 02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:25,440 The. 2890 02:00:25,440 --> 02:00:25,940 The. 2891 02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,340 The. 2892 02:00:26,340 --> 02:00:28,300 The beta road show or something. 2893 02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:29,580 The gizmo road show. 2894 02:00:30,420 --> 02:00:31,440 It's fucked up. 2895 02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:31,980 Stockhammer. 2896 02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:32,640 Welcome Kiki. 2897 02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:33,260 Hi Stuart. 2898 02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:35,940 Now some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2899 02:00:36,440 --> 02:00:41,020 Some people have seen you and I looking at the beta version. 2900 02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:42,800 What was he doing there? 2901 02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:43,980 He's a married man. 2902 02:00:43,980 --> 02:00:48,680 Fucked up man. 2903 02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:53,900 Someone says in the chat. 2904 02:00:54,480 --> 02:00:56,160 It was the beta cook show. 2905 02:00:58,260 --> 02:01:00,400 Patine says master beta. 2906 02:01:01,480 --> 02:01:01,960 Gonzo. 2907 02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:04,620 The gonzo road show someone's saying. 2908 02:01:06,060 --> 02:01:09,100 The beta version was her husband. 2909 02:01:11,140 --> 02:01:12,200 Fucking hell. 2910 02:01:12,680 --> 02:01:13,740 We need to go. 2911 02:01:14,140 --> 02:01:14,340 This. 2912 02:01:14,540 --> 02:01:16,540 I'm scared of where this is going lads. 2913 02:01:29,900 --> 02:01:31,180 Look to the horizon. 2914 02:01:32,560 --> 02:01:33,600 Stand proud. 2915 02:01:33,980 --> 02:01:34,960 Look to the horizon. 2916 02:01:37,820 --> 02:01:38,980 You've just done it. 2917 02:01:39,660 --> 02:01:42,380 Step six of the six part poor strategy. 2918 02:01:42,380 --> 02:01:44,340 Stand proud. 2919 02:01:44,340 --> 02:01:44,460 Stand proud. 2920 02:01:44,840 --> 02:01:46,220 Look to the horizon. 2921 02:01:47,060 --> 02:01:48,320 And savor the victory. 2922 02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:52,600 Have you seen that? 2923 02:01:52,680 --> 02:01:53,760 Have you seen that on YouTube? 2924 02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:57,080 There's a six part poor thing. 2925 02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:01,720 There's a six part poor of the pint. 2926 02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:04,460 Or seven or eight part or something. 2927 02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,440 And it gets to part six and your man goes. 2928 02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:08,940 Stand proud. 2929 02:02:09,900 --> 02:02:11,160 Look to the horizon. 2930 02:02:11,160 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2931 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2932 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2933 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2934 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2935 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,200 Look to the horizon. 2936 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:11,460 Look to the horizon. 2937 02:02:11,460 --> 02:02:12,460 Like of the pint. 2938 02:02:12,460 --> 02:02:13,880 As if the pint is the horizon. 2939 02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:14,800 And he goes. 2940 02:02:14,800 --> 02:02:17,420 Savor the victory. 2941 02:02:17,420 --> 02:02:18,420 Or something like that. 2942 02:02:20,580 --> 02:02:23,100 Maybe we'll just quick detour. 2943 02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:24,820 We'll back to Stockhammer in a minute. 2944 02:02:24,960 --> 02:02:27,200 I just want to show you this six part poor bollocks. 2945 02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:30,600 It's a real great situation. 2946 02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:32,520 Guinness. 2947 02:02:34,300 --> 02:02:34,860 Poor. 2948 02:02:37,420 --> 02:02:38,220 Here we go. 2949 02:02:38,540 --> 02:02:39,020 Beautiful. 2950 02:02:40,720 --> 02:02:41,720 It's a master brewer. 2951 02:02:41,720 --> 02:02:41,760 It's a master brewer. 2952 02:02:42,580 --> 02:02:44,160 Guinness at home with master brewer. 2953 02:02:45,120 --> 02:02:46,140 Connor Williams. 2954 02:02:47,820 --> 02:02:48,400 Hi there. 2955 02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:50,300 I'm Fergal Murray, the Guinness master brewer. 2956 02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:53,640 And everybody deserves a pint of Guinness that looks like this. 2957 02:02:54,140 --> 02:02:55,680 All Guinness adorers want four things. 2958 02:02:55,760 --> 02:02:56,880 They want to go to a great pub. 2959 02:02:57,180 --> 02:02:58,980 They want a bartender that doesn't disappoint. 2960 02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:01,080 The opportunity to drink it with their eyes. 2961 02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:02,240 And then the reward. 2962 02:03:02,360 --> 02:03:04,920 That wonderful Guinness taste as it goes down the back of the tongue. 2963 02:03:05,760 --> 02:03:09,460 To be a great bartender, you need to know the six steps to pour that perfect pint. 2964 02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:12,120 Because the Guinness adora wants to see the magic. 2965 02:03:13,300 --> 02:03:15,120 The Guinness adora. 2966 02:03:16,140 --> 02:03:17,420 Adora the explorer. 2967 02:03:17,780 --> 02:03:19,700 Wants to see the magic of the pint. 2968 02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:22,480 Wait till he gets to step six. 2969 02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:24,220 It's horrendous. 2970 02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:28,220 He looks at the pint as if it's a fucking work of art. 2971 02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:32,480 It is a nice when you look at the cascade. 2972 02:03:32,720 --> 02:03:35,720 Actually, I don't want to go back on what I'm saying here. 2973 02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:38,700 But it's just the way he says stand proud. 2974 02:03:38,720 --> 02:03:40,060 And look to the horizon. 2975 02:03:40,300 --> 02:03:42,820 As if you've just done like a day's work or something. 2976 02:03:43,020 --> 02:03:44,380 You've poured a pint, mate. 2977 02:03:45,020 --> 02:03:46,020 You've poured a pint. 2978 02:03:46,420 --> 02:03:47,320 You've poured a perfect pint. 2979 02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:48,560 There's six steps. 2980 02:03:49,300 --> 02:03:51,580 The first one is to take a nice clean branded glass. 2981 02:03:51,620 --> 02:03:52,540 It has to be branded. 2982 02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:54,040 Otherwise, it doesn't work. 2983 02:03:54,180 --> 02:03:56,160 It needs to say the logo on the front. 2984 02:03:56,160 --> 02:03:59,080 Use the harp logo here as your target. 2985 02:03:59,080 --> 02:04:01,700 The second step, which is the 45 degree angle. 2986 02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,300 Aiming spout for the back of the harp. 2987 02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:05,760 Spout for the back of the harp. 2988 02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,480 Third step. 2989 02:04:07,820 --> 02:04:08,580 Nice and slow. 2990 02:04:08,860 --> 02:04:10,540 Allow the liquid to bounce off the back of the harp. 2991 02:04:11,320 --> 02:04:12,280 Bounce off. 2992 02:04:12,500 --> 02:04:13,460 You hear that sound. 2993 02:04:14,420 --> 02:04:16,320 Keep the glass at an angle. 2994 02:04:16,680 --> 02:04:18,040 The liquid comes to the bottom of the harp. 2995 02:04:19,180 --> 02:04:20,620 Slowly straighten the glass. 2996 02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,060 And the liquid comes to the top of the harp. 2997 02:04:23,340 --> 02:04:23,760 You stop. 2998 02:04:24,600 --> 02:04:25,260 Step four. 2999 02:04:26,840 --> 02:04:27,660 Way too easy. 3000 02:04:27,800 --> 02:04:28,240 Step six. 3001 02:04:28,300 --> 02:04:29,520 Step six is the best. 3002 02:04:29,760 --> 02:04:31,320 Allow the cascade and surge. 3003 02:04:31,420 --> 02:04:33,960 Allow it to come in alive in front of the customer. 3004 02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:36,000 They want to see this. 3005 02:04:36,180 --> 02:04:37,300 They want to see it form. 3006 02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:38,240 They want to see it settle. 3007 02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:43,320 What are happening here is the nitrogen bubbles that are in solution are coming away from the beer. 3008 02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:45,660 That one looks just about right. 3009 02:04:45,880 --> 02:04:49,340 As you can see, the head is formed between the top and bottom of the harp. 3010 02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:52,100 And the white logo has the Guinness behind it. 3011 02:04:53,080 --> 02:04:53,920 So step five. 3012 02:04:54,280 --> 02:04:54,920 Take it back. 3013 02:04:55,640 --> 02:04:56,600 Push the tap away. 3014 02:04:57,480 --> 02:04:59,580 It opens it a little slower so the beer doesn't... 3015 02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:01,500 Look at the finger action on the tap there. 3016 02:05:02,660 --> 02:05:04,360 It's insane. 3017 02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:05,160 Look at that. 3018 02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:07,320 He's using a combination... 3019 02:05:07,320 --> 02:05:11,500 A combo of the middle, the index, and the ring. 3020 02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:17,060 It opens it a little slower so the beer doesn't come in at too high a speed. 3021 02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:19,440 You create that perfectly domed pint. 3022 02:05:19,840 --> 02:05:20,400 Present that. 3023 02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:21,820 Perfectly domed. 3024 02:05:22,240 --> 02:05:23,340 To a fantastic customer. 3025 02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:25,260 Look him in the eye so he can... 3026 02:05:25,260 --> 02:05:25,720 Look at it. 3027 02:05:25,740 --> 02:05:27,880 It turns into a real sensual romantic. 3028 02:05:27,880 --> 02:05:30,140 He wants you to look the other man in the eye. 3029 02:05:30,860 --> 02:05:32,020 Look him in the eye. 3030 02:05:33,100 --> 02:05:34,400 Recognize you just crafted perfectly. 3031 02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:34,880 Perfection. 3032 02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,260 Step six. 3033 02:05:36,280 --> 02:05:36,680 Here we go. 3034 02:05:36,820 --> 02:05:37,180 Here we go. 3035 02:05:37,380 --> 02:05:38,180 Standing proud. 3036 02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:39,260 Looking to the horizon. 3037 02:05:39,420 --> 02:05:40,380 Bring your elbow up. 3038 02:05:40,620 --> 02:05:41,660 The elbow as well. 3039 02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:42,420 And look at this bit. 3040 02:05:43,300 --> 02:05:45,060 Look at the Connor Williams of this. 3041 02:05:47,220 --> 02:05:48,120 That's a fucking... 3042 02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:48,840 It looks tiny. 3043 02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:49,840 The pint looks tiny. 3044 02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:51,680 Or he looks massive or something. 3045 02:05:52,120 --> 02:05:53,120 Stand proud. 3046 02:05:53,120 --> 02:05:54,980 Stand proud. 3047 02:05:54,980 --> 02:05:56,560 Look to the horizon. 3048 02:05:56,560 --> 02:05:59,200 Bring the elbow up. 3049 02:05:59,200 --> 02:06:00,980 Stand proud. 3050 02:06:00,980 --> 02:06:04,220 Savor the dream. 3051 02:06:04,220 --> 02:06:09,160 Take a quick sip. 3052 02:06:09,160 --> 02:06:10,440 Pull the liquid through. 3053 02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,440 Under the head. 3054 02:06:11,440 --> 02:06:13,300 And watch that flavor explode. 3055 02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:16,900 Sweetness at the front. 3056 02:06:17,320 --> 02:06:18,360 Roastiness at the side. 3057 02:06:18,500 --> 02:06:20,180 And bitterness as it goes down the back of the throat. 3058 02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:21,480 Smooth. 3059 02:06:21,860 --> 02:06:22,440 Cascading. 3060 02:06:29,440 --> 02:06:30,000 Insane. 3061 02:06:30,640 --> 02:06:31,800 It's insane. 3062 02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:34,360 It's insane. 3063 02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:35,400 Perfect line against. 3064 02:06:36,060 --> 02:06:36,680 There you go. 3065 02:06:36,860 --> 02:06:38,860 Guinness with Connor Williams there. 3066 02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:41,680 On the Guinness website. 3067 02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:43,900 You can check that out at your own leisure. 3068 02:06:44,520 --> 02:06:45,520 Right now though. 3069 02:06:45,900 --> 02:06:48,700 What we've got is a little bit of Stockhammer. 3070 02:06:48,860 --> 02:06:50,100 And we're going to go deep into a... 3071 02:06:50,100 --> 02:06:51,040 I never thought... 3072 02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:52,460 I never saw this coming guys. 3073 02:06:52,660 --> 02:06:56,720 It was meant to be a fucking straightforward Windows 98 stream. 3074 02:06:56,840 --> 02:06:59,780 It's turned into a real, real Stockhammer conspiracy. 3075 02:07:01,280 --> 02:07:04,320 Even the name Stockhammer is just insane. 3076 02:07:06,540 --> 02:07:06,980 Stockhammer. 3077 02:07:08,320 --> 02:07:08,760 Stockhammer. 3078 02:07:10,120 --> 02:07:10,560 Stockhammer. 3079 02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:12,240 Stockhammer. 3080 02:07:13,320 --> 02:07:13,920 Stockhammer. 3081 02:07:14,840 --> 02:07:15,420 Sorry. 3082 02:07:15,540 --> 02:07:15,960 Stockhammer. 3083 02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:17,680 Stockhammer. 3084 02:07:18,740 --> 02:07:19,440 Stockhammer. 3085 02:07:20,460 --> 02:07:21,220 Stockhammer. 3086 02:07:22,320 --> 02:07:23,020 Stockhammer. 3087 02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:24,680 Stock. 3088 02:07:25,060 --> 02:07:25,500 Hammer. 3089 02:07:26,100 --> 02:07:26,640 Stockhammer. 3090 02:07:27,660 --> 02:07:28,400 Stockhammer. 3091 02:07:29,460 --> 02:07:30,200 Stockhammer. 3092 02:07:31,280 --> 02:07:31,920 Stock. 3093 02:07:32,180 --> 02:07:32,680 Hammer. 3094 02:07:32,900 --> 02:07:33,200 Stock. 3095 02:07:33,360 --> 02:07:33,860 Stockhammer. 3096 02:07:34,880 --> 02:07:35,620 Stockhammer. 3097 02:07:36,860 --> 02:07:37,220 Kiki. 3098 02:07:38,660 --> 02:07:39,280 Stockhammer. 3099 02:07:39,280 --> 02:08:08,280 ¶¶ 3100 02:08:08,280 --> 02:08:13,380 We have it here. 3101 02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:17,320 All the evidence is here, in case you ever wanted it, 3102 02:08:18,020 --> 02:08:24,480 about the Computer Chronicles infamous Kiki Stockhammer. 3103 02:08:24,480 --> 02:08:29,340 You thought it was going to be just a Windows 98 sojourn into an operating system. 3104 02:08:29,680 --> 02:08:30,360 You got it wrong. 3105 02:08:30,460 --> 02:08:32,480 It's turned into a fucking... 3106 02:08:32,480 --> 02:08:34,200 Who knows what this is at the moment. 3107 02:08:34,360 --> 02:08:35,680 Kiki Stockhammer, anyway. 3108 02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:40,140 In the mid-90s, this little vixen would do demos. 3109 02:08:40,780 --> 02:08:41,240 What? 3110 02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:44,860 At computer trade shows, demonstrating features, 3111 02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:48,140 including the infamous transitional fade effect, 3112 02:08:48,720 --> 02:08:49,640 and... 3113 02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:51,400 The Kiki Kick. 3114 02:08:56,680 --> 02:08:57,820 The Kiki Kick. 3115 02:08:58,820 --> 02:08:59,660 The Kiki Kick. 3116 02:09:02,280 --> 02:09:03,520 We've got to see that kick. 3117 02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:04,540 We need to find the kick. 3118 02:09:08,400 --> 02:09:10,340 Luke David Murphy, thank you very much. 3119 02:09:10,520 --> 02:09:12,280 Fiber Wave 98, thanks very much. 3120 02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:13,740 And Stockhammer Syndrome. 3121 02:09:15,320 --> 02:09:18,820 We're going deeper into the never... 3122 02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:20,740 The back of yon here. 3123 02:09:20,740 --> 02:09:22,980 Renowned on the Comdex trade show circuit, 3124 02:09:23,100 --> 02:09:24,180 she made quips like, 3125 02:09:24,600 --> 02:09:29,400 there's nothing more appealing than a technical guru in hot pants, 3126 02:09:29,860 --> 02:09:36,740 showing you how to use the latest and greatest technological breakthroughs. 3127 02:09:38,500 --> 02:09:38,900 Stockhammer. 3128 02:09:40,740 --> 02:09:41,200 Let's see. 3129 02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:42,920 Let's find Stockhammer there. 3130 02:09:42,960 --> 02:09:44,180 We need a close-up of Stockhammer. 3131 02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:46,760 There she is. 3132 02:09:50,260 --> 02:09:50,660 Stockhammer. 3133 02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:53,220 We'll repeat that track. 3134 02:09:54,160 --> 02:09:54,820 She's got rats. 3135 02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:56,320 She's into rats as well. 3136 02:09:56,580 --> 02:09:56,880 Weird. 3137 02:09:56,880 --> 02:09:56,940 Weird. 3138 02:09:57,500 --> 02:09:58,260 Rat singer. 3139 02:09:58,680 --> 02:09:59,240 Stockhammer. 3140 02:09:59,880 --> 02:10:00,440 Stockhammer. 3141 02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:04,000 Stockhammer. 3142 02:10:05,120 --> 02:10:05,700 Stockhammer. 3143 02:10:08,740 --> 02:10:09,380 Viper Wave. 3144 02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:10,800 98. 3145 02:10:10,980 --> 02:10:11,840 Thank you very much. 3146 02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:17,840 Let's have a little look here. 3147 02:10:17,980 --> 02:10:18,420 We're going to... 3148 02:10:18,420 --> 02:10:20,480 We'll go back to the rats there. 3149 02:10:20,580 --> 02:10:21,280 Some rats. 3150 02:10:21,840 --> 02:10:22,940 Weird shit, man. 3151 02:10:23,360 --> 02:10:24,580 Let's go to the cube as well. 3152 02:10:24,640 --> 02:10:25,640 There's the Kiki Cube. 3153 02:10:27,020 --> 02:10:27,980 Weird shit, man. 3154 02:10:35,420 --> 02:10:36,080 There we go. 3155 02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:40,720 Currently, she's a singer-dancer. 3156 02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:41,840 This is Kiki Stockhard. 3157 02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:46,080 Currently, she's a singer-dancer for a Star Trek-themed rock band. 3158 02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:49,580 I guess the wealth from the tech sector ran dry in a hurry. 3159 02:10:49,920 --> 02:10:50,700 What's that meant to mean? 3160 02:10:51,300 --> 02:11:00,940 What kind of sordid, lewd, disgusting, double innuendo entendre thing is that? 3161 02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:06,080 Public domain starts off with Peralta dragging out of bed. 3162 02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:09,500 And head in door on a square-oh, there's not- there's not- there's not- Mike Vallali. 3163 02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:11,440 This is a load of skateboarders. 3164 02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:13,540 Kiki Stockhammer. 3165 02:11:13,640 --> 02:11:14,440 Let's have a little look. 3166 02:11:14,480 --> 02:11:17,020 We'll go deeper here and see if we can find any more about her. 3167 02:11:18,620 --> 02:11:22,380 Kiki Stockhammer. 3168 02:11:22,380 --> 02:11:22,440 Hammer. 3169 02:11:26,900 --> 02:11:27,700 Wow. 3170 02:11:28,020 --> 02:11:29,600 There's a rake of stuff. 3171 02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:31,440 There's a rake of stuff. 3172 02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:34,940 Kiki at midnight. 3173 02:11:36,860 --> 02:11:37,420 Wow. 3174 02:11:39,780 --> 02:11:40,820 Kiki at midnight. 3175 02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:42,200 Kiki Stockhammer. 3176 02:11:42,560 --> 02:11:43,640 Tech evangelist. 3177 02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:47,160 Wow. 3178 02:11:48,360 --> 02:11:49,240 Stockhammer. 3179 02:11:51,120 --> 02:11:51,520 Stockhammer. 3180 02:11:52,520 --> 02:11:53,440 Stockhammer. 3181 02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:54,600 Look at this. 3182 02:11:54,840 --> 02:11:55,500 Stockhammer. 3183 02:11:56,280 --> 02:11:57,020 Stockhammer. 3184 02:11:58,020 --> 02:11:58,860 Stockhammer. 3185 02:11:59,680 --> 02:12:00,680 Stockhammer. 3186 02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:02,240 Kiki. 3187 02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:04,300 She's on the trombone. 3188 02:12:05,320 --> 02:12:05,960 Stockhammer. 3189 02:12:07,140 --> 02:12:07,780 Stockhammer. 3190 02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,360 Stockhammer. 3191 02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:13,160 Stockhammer. 3192 02:12:14,040 --> 02:12:16,220 The lad from fucking The Offspring. 3193 02:12:16,340 --> 02:12:18,680 Even The Offspring fucker. 3194 02:12:18,900 --> 02:12:21,260 Look at the- look at the way she has the hand on his arm. 3195 02:12:21,320 --> 02:12:21,520 Look. 3196 02:12:22,620 --> 02:12:24,780 Pretty fly for a white guy. 3197 02:12:25,860 --> 02:12:26,420 Stockhammer. 3198 02:12:27,480 --> 02:12:28,120 Stockhammer. 3199 02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:30,560 Stockhammer. 3200 02:12:30,680 --> 02:12:33,520 Sorry am I- am I- I hope I'm not fucking breaking the mic. 3201 02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:35,920 Anguish Panda. 3202 02:12:36,040 --> 02:12:36,640 Thanks very much. 3203 02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:37,460 Aaron Brennan. 3204 02:12:37,560 --> 02:12:38,160 Thanks very much. 3205 02:12:38,260 --> 02:12:39,020 Stock- check. 3206 02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:40,100 Stockhammer Wikipedia. 3207 02:12:40,700 --> 02:12:41,220 Thanks very much. 3208 02:12:41,280 --> 02:12:43,600 Someone has edited the Wikipedia of Stockhammer. 3209 02:12:44,260 --> 02:12:45,700 Is that- should we look at that? 3210 02:12:45,760 --> 02:12:46,960 I mean it's too easy isn't it? 3211 02:12:47,240 --> 02:12:50,640 It's too easy to just edit a Wikipedia article. 3212 02:12:51,860 --> 02:12:52,840 Warp 11. 3213 02:12:54,440 --> 02:12:55,240 Look at this. 3214 02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:59,360 Is that a- is that one of those parody fucking adult films? 3215 02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:01,720 Wow. 3216 02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:01,800 Wow. 3217 02:13:07,300 --> 02:13:08,200 Stockhammer. 3218 02:13:09,200 --> 02:13:10,020 Stockhammer. 3219 02:13:11,020 --> 02:13:11,820 Stockhammer. 3220 02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:13,380 Kiki. 3221 02:13:14,580 --> 02:13:15,380 Stockhammer. 3222 02:13:16,320 --> 02:13:17,300 Look at this lad. 3223 02:13:19,700 --> 02:13:23,700 I just met Kiki Stockhammer at the Amiga 30 event. 3224 02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:27,200 Harry McCracken. 3225 02:13:31,800 --> 02:13:33,100 I don't know lads. 3226 02:13:33,360 --> 02:13:34,480 This is getting fucked up. 3227 02:13:35,620 --> 02:13:36,220 This is weird. 3228 02:13:36,220 --> 02:13:52,920 Stock hammer. 3229 02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:53,980 Stock hammer. 3230 02:13:57,260 --> 02:14:00,820 Stock hammer. 3231 02:14:00,820 --> 02:14:11,180 Stock hammer. 3232 02:14:11,180 --> 02:14:13,120 Bloody hell. 3233 02:14:14,120 --> 02:14:15,220 Schlug's owl book. 3234 02:14:15,300 --> 02:14:15,980 Thanks so much. 3235 02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,580 Who's that fucking demon? 3236 02:14:20,760 --> 02:14:21,860 He's dodgy, that lad. 3237 02:14:22,940 --> 02:14:23,940 We need to... 3238 02:14:23,940 --> 02:14:25,720 You want to watch out for him, stock hammer. 3239 02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:26,340 He's dodgy. 3240 02:14:27,460 --> 02:14:28,020 Tricasters. 3241 02:14:28,580 --> 02:14:30,020 The fuck is Tricasters? 3242 02:14:30,020 --> 02:14:31,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3243 02:14:31,020 --> 02:14:32,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3244 02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:33,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3245 02:14:33,020 --> 02:14:34,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3246 02:14:34,020 --> 02:14:35,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3247 02:14:35,020 --> 02:14:36,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3248 02:14:36,020 --> 02:14:37,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3249 02:14:37,020 --> 02:14:38,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3250 02:14:38,020 --> 02:14:39,020 The fuck is Tricasters. 3251 02:14:39,020 --> 02:14:40,020 Stock hammer. 3252 02:14:40,020 --> 02:14:41,020 Stock hammer. 3253 02:14:41,020 --> 02:14:42,020 Stock hammer. 3254 02:14:42,020 --> 02:14:43,020 Stock hammer. 3255 02:14:43,020 --> 02:14:44,020 Stock hammer. 3256 02:14:44,020 --> 02:14:46,020 What's that about, look? 3257 02:14:46,020 --> 02:14:50,020 I don't want to go to heaven as long as they have Vulcans in Hell an album. 3258 02:14:50,020 --> 02:14:51,020 Warp 11. 3259 02:14:51,020 --> 02:14:56,020 Let's have a look at Warp 11. 3260 02:14:56,020 --> 02:15:03,020 We have a video of stock hammer. 3261 02:15:03,020 --> 02:15:06,020 We have a video of stock hammer. 3262 02:15:06,020 --> 02:15:08,020 This is not a drill. 3263 02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:12,020 We have a video of stock hammer that isn't the one that we've seen already. 3264 02:15:12,020 --> 02:15:21,020 Hello everyone and welcome to the new tech Tricaster 850 extreme webcast. 3265 02:15:21,020 --> 02:15:23,020 I'm Kiki Stock hammer and with me- 3266 02:15:23,020 --> 02:15:25,020 Whoa, how many, what was that? 3267 02:15:25,020 --> 02:15:28,020 The Tricaster 850 extreme webcast. 3268 02:15:28,020 --> 02:15:33,020 Is that the lad that said Fat 32 in the fucking thing? 3269 02:15:33,020 --> 02:15:38,020 Is that the lad that went Fat 32 back in Windows 98? 3270 02:15:38,020 --> 02:15:41,020 Because if it is, then all the pieces are coming together. 3271 02:15:41,020 --> 02:15:48,020 And also it kind of makes me think I need to rebrand and rename the stream something cool 3272 02:15:48,020 --> 02:15:54,020 like new tech Tricaster 850 extreme rather than just Francis Higgins stream. 3273 02:15:54,020 --> 02:16:00,020 Hello everyone and welcome to the new tech Tricaster 850 extreme webcast. 3274 02:16:00,020 --> 02:16:04,020 I'm Kiki Stock hammer and with me today is none other than Don balance. 3275 02:16:04,020 --> 02:16:07,020 Today we're going to be sharing with you some of the powerful new- 3276 02:16:07,020 --> 02:16:09,020 Don balance. 3277 02:16:09,020 --> 02:16:27,020 capabilities of the Tricaster 850 extreme with ISO quarter technology. 3278 02:16:27,020 --> 02:16:31,020 That's right Kiki and we're also going to take a listen to some new tech customers and hear 3279 02:16:31,020 --> 02:16:32,020 what they have to say about- 3280 02:16:32,020 --> 02:16:33,020 Don balance. 3281 02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:34,020 His name is Don balance. 3282 02:16:34,020 --> 02:16:41,020 So the original guy who said Fat 32. 3283 02:16:41,020 --> 02:16:47,020 How the 850 extreme has changed the way they produce and deliver their video production. 3284 02:16:47,020 --> 02:16:54,020 Most definitely the Tricaster 850 extreme is a revolutionary new production platform that makes multi-camera 3285 02:16:54,020 --> 02:16:56,020 live production easier than ever. 3286 02:16:56,020 --> 02:16:59,020 You know it boasts a lot of new features like the ISO. 3287 02:16:59,020 --> 02:17:01,020 What year was this? 3288 02:17:01,020 --> 02:17:02,020 2011. 3289 02:17:02,020 --> 02:17:04,020 What's Stock hammer doing now? 3290 02:17:04,020 --> 02:17:05,020 Stock hammer. 3291 02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:06,020 Look at this. 3292 02:17:06,020 --> 02:17:08,020 People are on to people. 3293 02:17:08,020 --> 02:17:10,020 Kiki Stock hammer. 3294 02:17:10,020 --> 02:17:12,020 Says Amos non new. 3295 02:17:12,020 --> 02:17:15,020 Don't know if you can see this guys. 3296 02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,020 We need to. 3297 02:17:16,020 --> 02:17:21,020 We need to bump up this screen here. 3298 02:17:21,020 --> 02:17:22,020 Oh yeah. 3299 02:17:22,020 --> 02:17:23,020 Oh fuck. 3300 02:17:23,020 --> 02:17:24,020 Sorry. 3301 02:17:24,020 --> 02:17:25,020 Sorry. 3302 02:17:25,020 --> 02:17:26,020 Sorry. 3303 02:17:26,020 --> 02:17:28,020 Someone's like Stock hammer. 3304 02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:29,020 I knew it was you. 3305 02:17:29,020 --> 02:17:30,020 There is. 3306 02:17:30,020 --> 02:17:31,020 Look. 3307 02:17:31,020 --> 02:17:32,020 Stock hammer. 3308 02:17:32,020 --> 02:17:33,020 Amos non new. 3309 02:17:33,020 --> 02:17:34,020 Kiki Stock hammer. 3310 02:17:34,020 --> 02:17:35,020 At Climation mark. 3311 02:17:35,020 --> 02:17:38,020 She reminds me of the good old Amiga days. 3312 02:17:38,020 --> 02:17:39,020 Amiga days. 3313 02:17:39,020 --> 02:17:43,020 Where can I buy the virtual editor Tricaster demo new tech. 3314 02:17:43,020 --> 02:17:45,020 Who cares. 3315 02:17:45,020 --> 02:17:46,020 Let's have a look. 3316 02:17:46,020 --> 02:17:48,020 Kiki rocks my world. 3317 02:17:48,020 --> 02:17:50,020 Says Richard Vilgas. 3318 02:17:50,020 --> 02:17:53,020 And then Dave triplet says. 3319 02:17:53,020 --> 02:17:54,020 Oh yeah. 3320 02:17:54,020 --> 02:17:56,020 Kiki brought me here. 3321 02:17:56,020 --> 02:17:57,020 And then two. 3322 02:17:57,020 --> 02:17:58,020 Parentheses. 3323 02:17:58,020 --> 02:17:59,020 Close brackets. 3324 02:17:59,020 --> 02:18:01,020 But there was no opening bracket. 3325 02:18:01,020 --> 02:18:03,020 And he's also put two apostrophes after the. 3326 02:18:03,020 --> 02:18:04,020 Oh yeah. 3327 02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:06,020 It's fucking weird man. 3328 02:18:06,020 --> 02:18:08,020 And then he's back again. 3329 02:18:08,020 --> 02:18:09,020 Richard Vilgas. 3330 02:18:09,020 --> 02:18:10,020 Ew. 3331 02:18:10,020 --> 02:18:11,020 Glenn Beck uses a Tricaster. 3332 02:18:11,020 --> 02:18:12,020 I hide in shame. 3333 02:18:12,020 --> 02:18:14,020 I don't know what a Tricaster is. 3334 02:18:14,020 --> 02:18:15,020 Look at that though. 3335 02:18:15,020 --> 02:18:16,020 Look at this. 3336 02:18:16,020 --> 02:18:19,020 There's another video of the chief. 3337 02:18:19,020 --> 02:18:22,020 Just have a quick look at the chief video there. 3338 02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,020 Chief video there. 3339 02:18:25,680 --> 02:18:30,920 This is a tube. Once upon a time when your radio broke down, you would take one of these out of the back. 3340 02:18:31,220 --> 02:18:33,240 Take it down to a store like this called a Radio Shack. 3341 02:18:33,240 --> 02:18:39,300 Wow, it's a younger Chief as well. This is probably back in the day when he was going to the fucking beta convention with Stock Bubble. 3342 02:18:40,100 --> 02:18:44,760 Test it, buy a new one, and probably buy some other electronic junk while you were here. 3343 02:18:45,240 --> 02:18:49,700 But nowadays you're just as likely to walk out of a Radio Shack store carrying computer software. 3344 02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:52,000 $12.99 for that, York. 3345 02:18:52,000 --> 02:18:53,000 Fucking hell. 3346 02:18:54,500 --> 02:19:01,300 The power that you can get for that price nowadays, 20 megahertz, 85 megabyte hard drive. 3347 02:19:01,460 --> 02:19:04,980 Sure, a film would be 700 at the very least. 3348 02:19:05,320 --> 02:19:07,600 And you're talking not even full HD. 3349 02:19:08,720 --> 02:19:11,700 Film would be 700 megabytes. 3350 02:19:13,280 --> 02:19:15,560 85 megabyte hard drive. 3351 02:19:15,740 --> 02:19:21,980 86 PC for from the Model 1 to the Model 100, from the color computer to the new multimedia PC. 3352 02:19:21,980 --> 02:19:26,300 These handy Radio Shack has played a significant role in the growth of personal computers. 3353 02:19:26,680 --> 02:19:27,380 Skip on there. 3354 02:19:27,380 --> 02:19:28,880 Give us an idea of what they can do. 3355 02:19:28,940 --> 02:19:29,840 Sure, these are actually... 3356 02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:31,280 Wow. And we can get some... 3357 02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:32,600 Look at the lighting. 3358 02:19:34,100 --> 02:19:35,760 Some amazing lighting on that. 3359 02:19:36,940 --> 02:19:37,780 It's beautiful. 3360 02:19:37,780 --> 02:19:43,380 It's a traditional thatched cottage. 3361 02:19:46,240 --> 02:19:47,240 Here utilizing a touchscreen. 3362 02:19:47,240 --> 02:19:47,740 Okay, now this is... 3363 02:19:47,740 --> 02:19:48,800 Yeah, you're touchscreening now. 3364 02:19:48,900 --> 02:19:48,980 Yeah. 3365 02:19:48,980 --> 02:19:49,380 That's right. 3366 02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:52,300 A touchscreen, which is an optional extra to the MPC. 3367 02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:55,980 And here is an information kiosk, electronic catalog. 3368 02:19:56,240 --> 02:19:57,400 Thank you very much, my friend. 3369 02:19:57,540 --> 02:19:59,000 You can smash windows with a hammer. 3370 02:19:59,540 --> 02:20:00,620 Stock can be checked. 3371 02:20:00,980 --> 02:20:01,740 Stock hammer. 3372 02:20:02,440 --> 02:20:04,040 The rabbit hole deepens maybe. 3373 02:20:04,560 --> 02:20:06,020 We've hit on something here tonight. 3374 02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:07,360 I'm glad you were here to witness it. 3375 02:20:07,880 --> 02:20:12,700 You wouldn't really have believed it if we'd have said to you afterwards what it was. 3376 02:20:13,840 --> 02:20:18,920 Let's say, for example, you want to look at the antennas. 3377 02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:20,360 And you can just select there. 3378 02:20:20,500 --> 02:20:23,240 And I happen to be interested in the cordless phone antenna. 3379 02:20:23,580 --> 02:20:25,240 And he's interested in the phone. 3380 02:20:25,360 --> 02:20:27,160 And he's interested in the touchscreen as well. 3381 02:20:27,680 --> 02:20:31,120 And look at that for a real sensual mullet. 3382 02:20:31,300 --> 02:20:37,680 It's a magnificent hairstyle, which never really looked okay. 3383 02:20:38,100 --> 02:20:41,600 By all those who adorned it and worshipped it. 3384 02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:44,320 It's grandeur. 3385 02:20:45,960 --> 02:20:48,000 And look at the state. 3386 02:20:48,160 --> 02:20:49,700 It's an insane concept. 3387 02:20:50,580 --> 02:20:51,560 How did it happen? 3388 02:20:51,880 --> 02:20:55,200 And how did they not know at the time? 3389 02:20:55,640 --> 02:20:57,560 It was a different age, a different time. 3390 02:20:58,640 --> 02:20:59,540 But by God. 3391 02:21:00,220 --> 02:21:02,140 It's a field in solving service problems. 3392 02:21:02,340 --> 02:21:03,700 But there's another whole area. 3393 02:21:03,700 --> 02:21:04,020 And that's Richard. 3394 02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:05,780 I thought for a second, my head was in the ring. 3395 02:21:05,860 --> 02:21:08,080 I thought his name was Charred Landry. 3396 02:21:08,500 --> 02:21:11,700 Thank God it wasn't Charred, because that would have made things even more. 3397 02:21:11,700 --> 02:21:13,000 insane. 3398 02:21:13,220 --> 02:21:16,480 His name is Richard Landry of MPC World. 3399 02:21:16,620 --> 02:21:20,300 It relates to people going out into the field and selling to other people. 3400 02:21:21,980 --> 02:21:22,340 Presentations. 3401 02:21:22,480 --> 02:21:25,460 The ability to have the whole multimedia package in your briefcase. 3402 02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:25,760 Sure. 3403 02:21:25,840 --> 02:21:28,300 And the presentation is market right now, making slides. 3404 02:21:28,540 --> 02:21:31,460 And look, you can see the tiny patch there. 3405 02:21:32,320 --> 02:21:34,260 Like, it's close to a $5 billion market. 3406 02:21:34,960 --> 02:21:40,580 These kinds of things can allow somebody to whip up a presentation and all the time fast and bring it right out to the client. 3407 02:21:40,840 --> 02:21:41,000 Okay. 3408 02:21:41,220 --> 02:21:41,800 Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael. 3409 02:21:41,840 --> 02:21:42,400 Let's get back. 3410 02:21:42,640 --> 02:21:43,620 So, what else? 3411 02:21:43,740 --> 02:21:44,680 What was that about? 3412 02:21:45,000 --> 02:21:45,880 Look at the thatch. 3413 02:21:46,000 --> 02:21:46,860 It's fucking amazing. 3414 02:21:47,020 --> 02:21:47,160 Look. 3415 02:21:47,240 --> 02:21:48,820 What was the little tap on the nose? 3416 02:21:48,880 --> 02:21:49,920 Was that a signal? 3417 02:21:50,140 --> 02:21:51,280 What else would you show me in this? 3418 02:21:51,520 --> 02:21:52,200 I mean, how about... 3419 02:21:52,200 --> 02:21:53,060 Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael. 3420 02:21:53,100 --> 02:21:53,700 Let's get back. 3421 02:21:53,940 --> 02:21:54,780 So, what else? 3422 02:21:56,220 --> 02:21:57,580 He goes like this. 3423 02:21:58,980 --> 02:22:00,000 Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael. 3424 02:22:00,120 --> 02:22:00,700 I'm sorry. 3425 02:22:01,880 --> 02:22:04,020 I'm thinking we won't recognize what's going on. 3426 02:22:04,100 --> 02:22:05,560 There's something fucking going on, man. 3427 02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:07,220 I'm just going to check the windows for a moment. 3428 02:22:15,220 --> 02:22:16,180 Yeah, we're okay. 3429 02:22:16,260 --> 02:22:16,680 We're okay. 3430 02:22:16,760 --> 02:22:17,160 We're okay. 3431 02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:21,000 There's fucking food. 3432 02:22:21,000 --> 02:22:27,340 I'm a little bit spoofed out by what's going on here. 3433 02:22:27,560 --> 02:22:29,540 We haven't even gotten to Windows 98. 3434 02:22:29,780 --> 02:22:32,660 We're just stuck in this fucking stock hammer situation. 3435 02:22:34,220 --> 02:22:37,200 I'm going to have an Activia here and see how we get on. 3436 02:22:37,200 --> 02:22:56,060 What else would you show me in this? 3437 02:22:56,120 --> 02:22:57,520 What the fuck was that about, man? 3438 02:22:57,540 --> 02:23:00,200 That little tap of the cheek, the touch of the cheek. 3439 02:23:02,200 --> 02:23:03,200 Bring it right out to the client. 3440 02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:03,660 Okay. 3441 02:23:03,860 --> 02:23:04,420 Yeah, I'm sorry, Michael. 3442 02:23:04,480 --> 02:23:05,040 Let's get back. 3443 02:23:05,600 --> 02:23:06,380 Look at that. 3444 02:23:06,760 --> 02:23:07,240 Weird, man. 3445 02:23:07,320 --> 02:23:12,980 And that is Cook's Corner Bar on Newcastle Road in Galway. 3446 02:23:14,020 --> 02:23:15,240 Do you know the little crossroads? 3447 02:23:15,340 --> 02:23:22,200 You're going up to Shantla, or you can turn left to go to Salt Hill, or you can turn right to go up to Newcastle. 3448 02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:29,300 And there's Cook's Corner Shop, and then the bar next to it is there, right there. 3449 02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:30,860 What else would you show me in this? 3450 02:23:31,040 --> 02:23:32,020 I mean, how about the multimedia? 3451 02:23:32,120 --> 02:23:33,400 I haven't heard anybody sing yet out of this. 3452 02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:33,640 Sure. 3453 02:23:33,760 --> 02:23:37,800 Well, this machine actually does have a headphone jack, so we do have a limited multimedia capability. 3454 02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:39,620 I'm going to put in another disc here. 3455 02:23:39,680 --> 02:23:39,920 Okay. 3456 02:23:40,060 --> 02:23:42,340 And this is a demonstration of an online catalog. 3457 02:23:42,800 --> 02:23:46,100 What you can do here is actually order different components or parts. 3458 02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:52,200 You can make a selection from a list of different things that you like, and it will print out an invoice that you can fax to the manufacturer. 3459 02:23:52,840 --> 02:23:54,100 So let me load that up here. 3460 02:23:54,660 --> 02:24:01,020 This is a perfect example of a sales situation where you're actually in someone's office and making a sale. 3461 02:24:01,880 --> 02:24:03,940 And you've got your whole catalog with you on the CD-ROM. 3462 02:24:04,120 --> 02:24:04,460 That's right. 3463 02:24:04,600 --> 02:24:06,460 And we're going to get some music here in a second. 3464 02:24:08,840 --> 02:24:10,140 Okay, just loading up now? 3465 02:24:10,340 --> 02:24:10,520 Mm-hmm. 3466 02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,260 There's some more. 3467 02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:15,480 And so you see that we do get a limited amount of multimedia functionality. 3468 02:24:16,120 --> 02:24:16,440 Wow. 3469 02:24:16,580 --> 02:24:23,000 As we saw before, because you have the kind of things you saw in the first segment on the machines with a training disc or something like that. 3470 02:24:23,340 --> 02:24:23,500 Sure. 3471 02:24:24,040 --> 02:24:25,040 Wow. 3472 02:24:25,160 --> 02:24:26,880 Have you heard the chord progression in that? 3473 02:24:27,700 --> 02:24:29,000 That's fucking beautiful. 3474 02:24:29,700 --> 02:24:31,460 They've even mixed the audio there. 3475 02:24:31,580 --> 02:24:42,000 So it's like they put the startup sound of that machine to the point where you kind of can't really hear Chief Thatcher's what he's saying. 3476 02:24:43,980 --> 02:24:47,700 But listen to the chord progression of the tune, the little MIDI tune that's played here. 3477 02:24:48,220 --> 02:24:49,340 This is beautiful. 3478 02:24:49,660 --> 02:24:51,960 It's unparalleled, unprecedented. 3479 02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:54,120 We didn't even see this coming at the beginning of the night. 3480 02:24:57,120 --> 02:25:01,780 And so you see that we do get a limited amount of multimedia functionality. 3481 02:25:01,960 --> 02:25:09,060 Now, as we saw before, could you have the kind of thing we saw in the first segment on the Tandy machines with a training disc or something like that? 3482 02:25:09,420 --> 02:25:09,580 Sure. 3483 02:25:09,960 --> 02:25:17,220 The difference between the two machines is that there was no need to do that key change there. 3484 02:25:17,220 --> 02:25:20,880 They could have kept it going, but let's just hear that key change once more. 3485 02:25:21,120 --> 02:25:22,080 Or something like that. 3486 02:25:22,420 --> 02:25:22,620 Sure. 3487 02:25:23,020 --> 02:25:26,560 The difference between the two machines is the type of audio that they can produce. 3488 02:25:26,940 --> 02:25:30,940 This produces Redbook audio, which is not quite up to the MPC standard. 3489 02:25:31,140 --> 02:25:31,380 Right. 3490 02:25:32,240 --> 02:25:32,540 All right. 3491 02:25:32,600 --> 02:25:35,080 Now, if you can, I can ask you to shut this down for a second. 3492 02:25:35,260 --> 02:25:36,220 Just take this box. 3493 02:25:36,300 --> 02:25:37,040 It's annoying. 3494 02:25:37,280 --> 02:25:39,140 Can you stop it, please? 3495 02:25:40,060 --> 02:25:41,080 Shut it down for a second. 3496 02:25:41,460 --> 02:25:42,460 So this is pre-Kiki. 3497 02:25:42,600 --> 02:25:57,660 This is seven years before Kiki Stockhammer really fucking set the stock market into a spiral, should we say, with her antics on the cube and with the rats and with the birthday message for her mother as well. 3498 02:25:58,080 --> 02:26:02,700 Let's go back to the Stockhammer conspiracy here because that's really what we're here for. 3499 02:26:02,780 --> 02:26:03,480 It's not this. 3500 02:26:06,540 --> 02:26:10,920 ...quarter technology, allowing you to record up to eight channels of high-def video. 3501 02:26:11,160 --> 02:26:11,800 All at one time. 3502 02:26:11,800 --> 02:26:12,620 Todd Rundgren. 3503 02:26:12,720 --> 02:26:12,840 There. 3504 02:26:12,920 --> 02:26:13,700 Do you see Todd Rundgren? 3505 02:26:15,500 --> 02:26:21,320 A lot of new features, like the ISO quarter technology, allowing you to record up to eight channels of high-def video. 3506 02:26:21,320 --> 02:26:21,600 Look. 3507 02:26:22,820 --> 02:26:23,800 Todd Rundgren. 3508 02:26:23,800 --> 02:26:31,860 Has he got something to do with Kiki Stockhammer and the TriCaster 850 Extreme ISO corporate technology? 3509 02:26:33,080 --> 02:26:34,200 There's something going on here. 3510 02:26:34,320 --> 02:26:34,760 It's not right. 3511 02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:36,720 I don't really understand what's happening. 3512 02:26:36,940 --> 02:26:39,220 It also includes the animation store transitions. 3513 02:26:39,640 --> 02:26:39,800 Wow. 3514 02:26:39,800 --> 02:26:42,480 There's color motion graphic transitions with audio. 3515 02:26:42,880 --> 02:26:43,040 Wow. 3516 02:26:43,080 --> 02:26:53,460 There's also Apple AirPlay integrated into the TriCaster, allowing you to send wirelessly pictures, video, and presentations from your iPad or your iPod right into the TriCaster production. 3517 02:26:53,940 --> 02:26:59,440 A host of new audio enhancements, making it even easier to control all of the audio during the live production. 3518 02:26:59,440 --> 02:27:03,400 And the new streaming configuration panel, making it very easy. 3519 02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:05,640 Richard Landry, thank you very much for your tip. 3520 02:27:05,640 --> 02:27:07,220 And Francis Higgins, CrapCaster. 3521 02:27:07,220 --> 02:27:10,640 Stream and archive those streams during your live productions. 3522 02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:12,220 So true. 3523 02:27:12,760 --> 02:27:16,480 There's an entire line of TriCaster models available from Newtac. 3524 02:27:16,480 --> 02:27:16,980 Okay, we're done. 3525 02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:17,600 We're done with that. 3526 02:27:17,600 --> 02:27:17,740 From Terry. 3527 02:27:18,200 --> 02:27:18,540 Entertainment. 3528 02:27:18,800 --> 02:27:19,660 And let's stop camera. 3529 02:27:19,660 --> 02:27:23,920 TriCaster was used to stream the president's town hall meeting on Facebook. 3530 02:27:23,920 --> 02:27:27,320 You know, I saw that and it was really interesting to see the president's stream. 3531 02:27:28,120 --> 02:27:28,520 Rubbish. 3532 02:27:28,520 --> 02:27:29,840 Again, you can record. 3533 02:27:29,880 --> 02:27:30,360 And look. 3534 02:27:31,480 --> 02:27:32,880 Is that Todd Rundgren though? 3535 02:27:32,980 --> 02:27:34,320 Or is it someone pretending to be him? 3536 02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:47,240 Program out at full resolution and program out again at alternate resolutions, including a variety of high definition and standard definition video resolutions available at different aspect ratios. 3537 02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:48,680 We've gone too far with that one. 3538 02:27:48,680 --> 02:27:49,380 You also have. 3539 02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:51,140 That's too far. 3540 02:27:52,180 --> 02:27:52,940 That's too far. 3541 02:27:55,620 --> 02:27:56,880 What the hell is that look? 3542 02:27:58,280 --> 02:27:59,160 Star camera. 3543 02:27:59,240 --> 02:28:00,060 What's she doing, man? 3544 02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:01,180 She's got her face. 3545 02:28:01,180 --> 02:28:05,280 Like someone has sucked her face into a fucking suck hammer. 3546 02:28:06,280 --> 02:28:08,920 Into like a ring light. 3547 02:28:09,420 --> 02:28:12,640 A ring LED ring light stock sucker. 3548 02:28:13,600 --> 02:28:16,880 And now there's different kind of stock hammer animations. 3549 02:28:17,340 --> 02:28:18,780 This is like the cube. 3550 02:28:18,940 --> 02:28:21,680 This is the new version of the stock hammer cube. 3551 02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:25,140 It's a fucking squeezy kiss. 3552 02:28:25,580 --> 02:28:25,760 It's a. 3553 02:28:26,360 --> 02:28:27,120 Who are these guys? 3554 02:28:27,260 --> 02:28:27,640 They're in. 3555 02:28:27,800 --> 02:28:29,840 They're all getting involved in it as well. 3556 02:28:29,900 --> 02:28:31,900 Like they, because they know stock hammer is involved. 3557 02:28:32,360 --> 02:28:34,580 So they want to be in there when it happens. 3558 02:28:34,700 --> 02:28:35,480 When the shit goes down. 3559 02:28:36,080 --> 02:28:39,020 And look stock hammer showing off the bling. 3560 02:28:39,800 --> 02:28:40,640 But it's not. 3561 02:28:42,040 --> 02:28:43,000 Is that real? 3562 02:28:43,240 --> 02:28:44,580 Are they real diamonds? 3563 02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:48,180 And yeah. 3564 02:28:48,180 --> 02:28:48,220 Yeah. 3565 02:28:48,220 --> 02:28:50,680 It's all fucking going on for stock hammer. 3566 02:28:53,680 --> 02:28:55,880 Someone saying Kiki toaster vid is class. 3567 02:28:55,960 --> 02:28:57,720 We're going to get onto that now in a moment. 3568 02:28:57,920 --> 02:29:02,080 But I mean, I'm enjoying the fact that you can zoom in on this really far. 3569 02:29:02,660 --> 02:29:03,680 Is that a wedding ring? 3570 02:29:03,740 --> 02:29:04,020 Is this? 3571 02:29:04,080 --> 02:29:04,500 It's a big. 3572 02:29:04,580 --> 02:29:06,200 It's a big chunk of ice. 3573 02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:09,780 How many carrots in that stock ring you got there, hammer? 3574 02:29:10,540 --> 02:29:10,860 Yeah. 3575 02:29:10,940 --> 02:29:11,300 Hammer. 3576 02:29:11,700 --> 02:29:13,160 Have you any rings in stock? 3577 02:29:15,860 --> 02:29:17,720 A bit of a cut on the finger there. 3578 02:29:17,780 --> 02:29:18,600 You'd want to watch out. 3579 02:29:20,860 --> 02:29:22,780 You'd want to watch out stock hammer. 3580 02:29:24,820 --> 02:29:26,260 You have a cut on the finger. 3581 02:29:26,360 --> 02:29:28,180 That could let in some, something. 3582 02:29:28,440 --> 02:29:32,900 If you're playing around in dirty water or something. 3583 02:29:33,320 --> 02:29:38,060 Stock hammer. 3584 02:29:38,500 --> 02:29:41,320 It's up close and personal. 3585 02:29:42,020 --> 02:29:43,260 With stock hammer. 3586 02:29:43,700 --> 02:29:45,620 Who's that lad in the background with a camera. 3587 02:29:45,740 --> 02:29:47,200 A massive telephoto look. 3588 02:29:47,880 --> 02:29:48,760 What's he doing? 3589 02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:51,700 While stock hammer is doing all this business. 3590 02:29:51,820 --> 02:29:55,100 He's just playing with his lens in the background. 3591 02:29:56,180 --> 02:29:56,860 Fucking sick. 3592 02:29:57,800 --> 02:30:00,100 And that's the little slice on the finger there. 3593 02:30:00,220 --> 02:30:00,880 Dodgy enough. 3594 02:30:00,980 --> 02:30:01,960 You'd want to watch out, man. 3595 02:30:02,640 --> 02:30:04,480 You'd want to watch out stock hammer. 3596 02:30:06,000 --> 02:30:07,280 Stock hammer, man. 3597 02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:11,040 Where is the toaster of it? 3598 02:30:11,120 --> 02:30:13,340 So we'll have a little, we'll stick that on. 3599 02:30:17,420 --> 02:30:20,240 Now we've got a massive collage of stock. 3600 02:30:21,160 --> 02:30:22,660 Any more stock hammer. 3601 02:30:22,860 --> 02:30:23,520 Look at this. 3602 02:30:23,760 --> 02:30:24,060 Sick. 3603 02:30:24,360 --> 02:30:25,160 Sick shit. 3604 02:30:25,580 --> 02:30:28,160 This is the kind of stuff that stock hammer is doing. 3605 02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:29,920 She's hanging out with these guys. 3606 02:30:30,900 --> 02:30:31,660 Weird, man. 3607 02:30:31,960 --> 02:30:36,240 There are a couple of stock hammers there. 3608 02:30:36,380 --> 02:30:36,600 Look. 3609 02:30:37,080 --> 02:30:39,160 They want to get in on the fucking stock. 3610 02:30:39,780 --> 02:30:40,860 But they can't. 3611 02:30:41,180 --> 02:30:43,340 Because they'll never be as good as the stock hammer. 3612 02:30:44,800 --> 02:30:46,880 She's trying to go full stock there. 3613 02:30:46,960 --> 02:30:47,900 But she's, she's in. 3614 02:30:48,600 --> 02:30:49,720 She's hammered it. 3615 02:30:51,480 --> 02:30:52,880 She's fucking hammered it, man. 3616 02:30:54,420 --> 02:30:55,220 She's hammered it. 3617 02:30:55,260 --> 02:30:56,000 We'll get out of this. 3618 02:30:56,000 --> 02:30:56,000 We'll get out of this. 3619 02:30:56,060 --> 02:30:57,200 Anyway, this is fucking weird. 3620 02:30:58,660 --> 02:31:00,820 Any more of that stuff before we go. 3621 02:31:02,020 --> 02:31:03,640 Look at these weirdos, man. 3622 02:31:04,620 --> 02:31:05,760 Fucking weirdos. 3623 02:31:06,480 --> 02:31:07,300 Who's that there? 3624 02:31:07,400 --> 02:31:07,540 Look. 3625 02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:08,820 Look at this fucking bad ear. 3626 02:31:10,420 --> 02:31:11,060 Look at them. 3627 02:31:11,220 --> 02:31:12,420 Fucking stock hammer. 3628 02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:15,040 Look at the nose there, man. 3629 02:31:15,700 --> 02:31:15,900 Right. 3630 02:31:15,960 --> 02:31:16,120 Okay. 3631 02:31:16,120 --> 02:31:16,720 Let's have a look. 3632 02:31:16,800 --> 02:31:19,940 Now we'll see if we can have a look at the toaster vid. 3633 02:31:23,860 --> 02:31:24,140 Kiki. 3634 02:31:24,300 --> 02:31:25,400 Is it Kiki toaster? 3635 02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:25,720 Is it? 3636 02:31:30,160 --> 02:31:31,840 I'm talking about Kiki toaster. 3637 02:31:34,340 --> 02:31:35,780 Video toaster Kiki. 3638 02:31:39,180 --> 02:31:39,660 Wow. 3639 02:31:40,060 --> 02:31:40,860 Look at this. 3640 02:31:41,180 --> 02:31:43,000 There's an older video of Kiki. 3641 02:31:43,120 --> 02:31:43,680 1991. 3642 02:31:44,640 --> 02:31:50,460 We're just after seeing a video of Stuart from 1991. 3643 02:31:52,300 --> 02:31:54,740 Long before Kiki Stockhammer at the scene. 3644 02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:56,820 And now we've got a video of her here. 3645 02:31:59,320 --> 02:31:59,760 Wow. 3646 02:31:59,840 --> 02:32:01,640 There's a 30 minute Kiki Stockhammer. 3647 02:32:01,700 --> 02:32:02,120 Wow. 3648 02:32:03,640 --> 02:32:04,000 It's. 3649 02:32:04,740 --> 02:32:06,020 This is unbelievable. 3650 02:32:08,300 --> 02:32:09,580 This is unbelievable. 3651 02:32:12,220 --> 02:32:12,980 Lunar Sky. 3652 02:32:13,120 --> 02:32:13,860 Thanks very much. 3653 02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:15,560 Stockhammer vibes only. 3654 02:32:15,780 --> 02:32:16,140 You see that. 3655 02:32:16,440 --> 02:32:17,040 Every transition. 3656 02:32:17,260 --> 02:32:17,920 Every transition. 3657 02:32:18,120 --> 02:32:18,300 Sorry. 3658 02:32:18,360 --> 02:32:19,060 That could be a bit loud. 3659 02:32:19,640 --> 02:32:20,140 And Garrett. 3660 02:32:20,300 --> 02:32:21,260 Thanks very much, Garrett. 3661 02:32:21,260 --> 02:32:24,520 You sent a video on Stockhammer as well. 3662 02:32:24,580 --> 02:32:25,280 We'll have a look at that. 3663 02:32:25,380 --> 02:32:26,120 Digital effect. 3664 02:32:26,200 --> 02:32:26,960 Digital effect. 3665 02:32:27,300 --> 02:32:27,740 Graphic. 3666 02:32:27,840 --> 02:32:28,400 Graphic. 3667 02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:29,140 Title. 3668 02:32:29,280 --> 02:32:29,560 Title. 3669 02:32:29,740 --> 02:32:30,320 And animation. 3670 02:32:30,520 --> 02:32:30,860 And animation. 3671 02:32:30,940 --> 02:32:31,700 You're about to see. 3672 02:32:31,820 --> 02:32:32,440 You're about to see. 3673 02:32:32,500 --> 02:32:34,760 Was created entirely with a video toaster. 3674 02:32:34,820 --> 02:32:35,540 A video toaster. 3675 02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:36,380 From new tech. 3676 02:32:36,900 --> 02:32:37,500 Sounds a bit loud. 3677 02:32:38,000 --> 02:32:38,600 Sorry about that. 3678 02:32:39,960 --> 02:32:40,440 Stockhammer. 3679 02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:41,880 Remember how it used to be? 3680 02:32:42,360 --> 02:32:42,760 Stockhammer. 3681 02:32:42,940 --> 02:32:43,760 In science. 3682 02:32:44,420 --> 02:32:46,320 They call it a paradigm shift. 3683 02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:46,760 Stockhammer. 3684 02:32:46,760 --> 02:32:47,060 Yeah. 3685 02:32:47,940 --> 02:32:48,520 A paradigm. 3686 02:32:48,960 --> 02:32:49,800 What's that? 3687 02:32:49,960 --> 02:32:51,240 One historical moment. 3688 02:32:52,020 --> 02:32:54,340 The sun revolves around the earth. 3689 02:32:54,660 --> 02:32:54,940 Yeah. 3690 02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:55,760 Stockhammer. 3691 02:32:55,900 --> 02:32:56,740 Stockhammer. 3692 02:32:56,780 --> 02:32:57,520 The next moment. 3693 02:32:59,520 --> 02:33:01,320 Enter Copernicus. 3694 02:33:01,580 --> 02:33:02,580 Wasn't he Polish? 3695 02:33:02,800 --> 02:33:03,380 And voila. 3696 02:33:04,200 --> 02:33:05,000 Same as Jokin. 3697 02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:07,080 The earth revolves around the sun. 3698 02:33:07,260 --> 02:33:08,040 This is bollocks, man. 3699 02:33:08,120 --> 02:33:09,060 Where's the stock, man? 3700 02:33:09,720 --> 02:33:10,500 There's no stock. 3701 02:33:11,540 --> 02:33:12,900 There she is. 3702 02:33:12,900 --> 02:33:13,880 The stockhammer. 3703 02:33:14,240 --> 02:33:15,640 Video just like the networks. 3704 02:33:16,480 --> 02:33:18,020 There's the four input switcher. 3705 02:33:18,100 --> 02:33:19,200 Four input switcher. 3706 02:33:19,660 --> 02:33:20,760 Look what it can do. 3707 02:33:21,080 --> 02:33:23,320 It's the world's most advanced production switcher. 3708 02:33:23,940 --> 02:33:27,960 Any switcher lets you perform cuts, dissolves, and wipes between video sources. 3709 02:33:27,960 --> 02:33:32,660 But the toaster lets you do organic wipes that you won't see anywhere else. 3710 02:33:33,140 --> 02:33:34,820 And there's digital video effects. 3711 02:33:34,920 --> 02:33:35,660 Digital video. 3712 02:33:35,780 --> 02:33:36,960 Digital video effects. 3713 02:33:37,360 --> 02:33:38,660 Before the toaster came along. 3714 02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:41,740 Like in the Simpsons where they say Speedway, Speedway, Speedway. 3715 02:33:42,240 --> 02:33:43,040 Digital video. 3716 02:33:43,200 --> 02:33:43,980 Digital video. 3717 02:33:44,200 --> 02:33:44,960 Digital video. 3718 02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:51,300 Stockhammer in an art form. 3719 02:33:51,960 --> 02:33:55,140 This is rubbish, but there's another 30 minute Stockhammer video. 3720 02:33:55,400 --> 02:33:56,340 That was crap. 3721 02:33:56,840 --> 02:33:58,220 That was absolute crap. 3722 02:33:58,460 --> 02:34:01,240 Now what we've got here is FX grabs three tape. 3723 02:34:01,560 --> 02:34:02,400 Video toaster. 3724 02:34:02,880 --> 02:34:04,320 Kiki effects. 3725 02:34:05,040 --> 02:34:07,020 Raw footage studio shoot. 3726 02:34:07,320 --> 02:34:08,840 Only had 810 views. 3727 02:34:08,940 --> 02:34:10,280 Uploaded four months ago. 3728 02:34:10,280 --> 02:34:12,660 Which is funny enough because it looks like it was made in 1991. 3729 02:34:13,280 --> 02:34:17,120 So someone has got a real Kiki buzz going. 3730 02:34:17,120 --> 02:34:20,100 And they've gone full fucking Stockhammer on it. 3731 02:34:20,100 --> 02:34:22,760 And uploaded the whole reel. 3732 02:34:22,960 --> 02:34:25,520 This is some raw, rare raw footage. 3733 02:34:26,040 --> 02:34:26,600 RRF. 3734 02:34:26,900 --> 02:34:30,540 From one of the later video toaster silhouette effects video shoots. 3735 02:34:30,960 --> 02:34:33,080 Likely this shoot was for the V2O. 3736 02:34:33,080 --> 02:34:35,080 The video we've just seen. 3737 02:34:35,660 --> 02:34:36,740 So it was meant to use this. 3738 02:34:37,080 --> 02:34:39,280 So this was Kiki Stockhammer back in the day. 3739 02:34:39,640 --> 02:34:40,780 Going fucking hammer. 3740 02:34:40,920 --> 02:34:42,480 Stockhammer and Waterman. 3741 02:34:43,980 --> 02:34:46,360 Full, full Stockhammer. 3742 02:34:48,360 --> 02:34:48,800 1991. 3743 02:34:48,800 --> 02:34:48,880 1991. 3744 02:34:49,140 --> 02:34:49,940 Look, we're in it. 3745 02:34:49,980 --> 02:34:50,500 We're in here. 3746 02:34:50,580 --> 02:34:51,680 We're into the fucking mix. 3747 02:34:51,680 --> 02:34:53,980 As far as I know, there are three sessions here. 3748 02:34:54,260 --> 02:34:56,220 But most likely the same year. 3749 02:34:56,780 --> 02:34:57,180 Sessions. 3750 02:34:57,880 --> 02:34:59,020 Filmed in an apartment. 3751 02:34:59,180 --> 02:35:00,120 In a loft apartment. 3752 02:35:00,320 --> 02:35:01,720 In downtown Topeka. 3753 02:35:02,220 --> 02:35:03,700 Where the fuck is Topeka? 3754 02:35:04,820 --> 02:35:05,980 Where is Topeka? 3755 02:35:07,980 --> 02:35:14,840 Topeka Zoo. 3756 02:35:14,940 --> 02:35:15,800 There's a zoo there. 3757 02:35:16,200 --> 02:35:16,960 It's in Kansas. 3758 02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:19,860 Fucking hell. 3759 02:35:22,260 --> 02:35:24,320 That's fucking madness, isn't it? 3760 02:35:26,200 --> 02:35:28,080 That's fucking Wizard of Oz stuff. 3761 02:35:29,260 --> 02:35:31,800 FX grabs 328 likes, 1 dislike. 3762 02:35:31,980 --> 02:35:32,680 Let's have a look here. 3763 02:35:36,480 --> 02:35:37,420 60 frames. 3764 02:35:37,580 --> 02:35:39,060 That looked like it was 60 frames. 3765 02:35:39,820 --> 02:35:40,320 It is. 3766 02:35:41,220 --> 02:35:42,240 We're in for a treat. 3767 02:35:42,900 --> 02:35:43,420 Stockhammer. 3768 02:35:47,900 --> 02:35:48,780 It's insane. 3769 02:35:48,980 --> 02:35:50,320 It's pure Stockhammer. 3770 02:35:50,840 --> 02:35:51,540 Thanks very much. 3771 02:35:51,640 --> 02:35:52,840 Stockhammer your mother. 3772 02:35:53,360 --> 02:35:54,400 Stockhammer your mother. 3773 02:35:55,040 --> 02:35:56,680 You Stockhammer your Kiki. 3774 02:35:57,520 --> 02:35:58,740 Any Warp 11 going? 3775 02:35:59,160 --> 02:36:03,240 Why did she not discuss her well-paid employment with the chief? 3776 02:36:07,180 --> 02:36:11,860 Try this with the skirt. 3777 02:36:13,540 --> 02:36:14,260 Who's that? 3778 02:36:14,360 --> 02:36:17,180 Who's on the camera there going, try this with the skirt? 3779 02:36:18,580 --> 02:36:20,100 Try that with the skirt, man. 3780 02:36:20,500 --> 02:36:23,240 Grab it further back so that it flaps up more. 3781 02:36:23,520 --> 02:36:24,220 It's sick. 3782 02:36:26,500 --> 02:36:26,840 Fuck. 3783 02:36:26,840 --> 02:36:30,220 Now that last one you did with the high stepping. 3784 02:36:30,660 --> 02:36:32,880 What is it that starts kind of bunching up a bit? 3785 02:36:33,060 --> 02:36:34,760 I'm not sure quite what you do about that. 3786 02:36:34,820 --> 02:36:35,060 What? 3787 02:36:35,280 --> 02:36:35,840 Hold it up. 3788 02:36:35,920 --> 02:36:37,580 Hold it more like this. 3789 02:36:38,640 --> 02:36:39,260 Try that. 3790 02:36:40,040 --> 02:36:43,620 Yeah, that's like the Merlin Rouge, you know? 3791 02:36:45,620 --> 02:36:46,060 Ha! 3792 02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:48,880 Do that with the high stepping bit, you know? 3793 02:36:48,880 --> 02:36:50,880 It's like the... 3794 02:36:50,880 --> 02:37:01,800 I just... 3795 02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:04,680 Just have to nip to the loo there. 3796 02:37:05,240 --> 02:37:07,440 I'll leave you with Kiki Stockhammer for a moment. 3797 02:37:08,560 --> 02:37:12,040 Let's maybe try just one just kind of straight walk. 3798 02:37:12,160 --> 02:37:14,620 Remember that one walk that you did that was accidental? 3799 02:37:14,880 --> 02:37:16,260 I like the movement of it. 3800 02:37:16,720 --> 02:37:18,560 It was starting closer to the camera. 3801 02:37:19,200 --> 02:37:21,980 You know, it's like starting up like right where your shoes are 3802 02:37:21,980 --> 02:37:25,340 and then going towards the light stand over there. 3803 02:37:28,760 --> 02:37:29,200 Okay. 3804 02:37:29,480 --> 02:37:30,500 Try it the other way. 3805 02:37:30,600 --> 02:37:34,960 Now come back this way and keep your head up a little bit more as you want. 3806 02:37:39,220 --> 02:37:39,700 Okay. 3807 02:37:40,500 --> 02:37:42,420 Walk from there back this way. 3808 02:37:46,400 --> 02:37:46,880 Okay. 3809 02:37:50,160 --> 02:37:50,680 Well... 3810 02:37:50,680 --> 02:37:52,720 Okay. 3811 02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:53,120 There. 3812 02:37:54,040 --> 02:37:55,200 Take the gun off. 3813 02:37:57,060 --> 02:37:58,000 Oh, that's neat. 3814 02:37:58,320 --> 02:37:59,560 Oh, that's neat, is this? 3815 02:38:00,960 --> 02:38:01,880 Stockhammer. 3816 02:38:02,340 --> 02:38:02,700 Okay. 3817 02:38:05,580 --> 02:38:06,660 Okay, now... 3818 02:38:06,660 --> 02:38:08,000 Fucking hell, man. 3819 02:38:08,180 --> 02:38:09,080 I don't... 3820 02:38:09,080 --> 02:38:09,580 Don't know if... 3821 02:38:09,580 --> 02:38:11,500 Don't know if we can watch it. 3822 02:38:12,980 --> 02:38:14,320 I don't know about this. 3823 02:38:14,980 --> 02:38:15,540 Where... 3824 02:38:15,540 --> 02:38:17,680 Where the fuck is this going? 3825 02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:20,140 Huh? 3826 02:38:21,200 --> 02:38:22,400 Surely there was no... 3827 02:38:22,400 --> 02:38:24,600 There was no need for half an hour of this. 3828 02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:25,920 The fellow with the... 3829 02:38:25,920 --> 02:38:27,860 The fellow behind the camera, he's fucked. 3830 02:38:27,880 --> 02:38:29,140 He's fucked. 3831 02:38:31,140 --> 02:38:32,320 And to upload... 3832 02:38:32,320 --> 02:38:33,920 I bet you he didn't upload this. 3833 02:38:33,980 --> 02:38:35,440 Someone got a hold of it and was like, 3834 02:38:35,800 --> 02:38:37,900 I'm gonna make that fucker look like a cunt. 3835 02:38:38,560 --> 02:38:39,040 Because... 3836 02:38:39,040 --> 02:38:41,760 He shot half an hour of her fucking dancing around. 3837 02:38:42,100 --> 02:38:43,420 Getting her arse out and all this. 3838 02:38:43,940 --> 02:38:44,760 And nobody... 3839 02:38:44,760 --> 02:38:45,900 And he's kept the footage. 3840 02:38:46,160 --> 02:38:47,140 I bet you your man... 3841 02:38:47,740 --> 02:38:48,140 Went on... 3842 02:38:48,140 --> 02:38:51,400 Or he probably had a wife at the time or something. 3843 02:38:51,400 --> 02:38:52,840 And then he broke up with the wife. 3844 02:38:52,900 --> 02:38:54,820 The wife found the tape of Stockhammer. 3845 02:38:55,700 --> 02:38:57,200 And she's uploaded it. 3846 02:38:57,580 --> 02:38:59,240 To really make him look like a tit. 3847 02:39:00,980 --> 02:39:03,420 And it does make him look like a tit because he's there going... 3848 02:39:04,100 --> 02:39:04,800 Yeah, that's neat. 3849 02:39:05,140 --> 02:39:05,800 That's good. 3850 02:39:06,300 --> 02:39:07,020 Do that again. 3851 02:39:07,020 --> 02:39:08,320 Do that with a skirt. 3852 02:39:11,700 --> 02:39:14,000 That's what I'm thinking this is. 3853 02:39:19,880 --> 02:39:22,140 Antonio Proler says... 3854 02:39:22,140 --> 02:39:23,800 He said try bouncing up and down. 3855 02:39:24,140 --> 02:39:24,680 I missed that. 3856 02:39:24,760 --> 02:39:25,960 I must have been... 3857 02:39:25,960 --> 02:39:27,360 Out the jacks. 3858 02:39:28,040 --> 02:39:28,960 Greenhands Kelly asks... 3859 02:39:28,960 --> 02:39:31,440 Was Weinstein involved? 3860 02:39:31,800 --> 02:39:33,100 And it's funny you should ask that. 3861 02:39:33,160 --> 02:39:33,900 Greenhands Kelly. 3862 02:39:34,320 --> 02:39:35,160 Because... 3863 02:39:35,160 --> 02:39:37,980 We go back to fucking Stockhammer and Waterman. 3864 02:39:38,380 --> 02:39:39,500 The fucking hit parade. 3865 02:39:39,600 --> 02:39:40,160 Hit factory. 3866 02:39:40,660 --> 02:39:42,860 There's Stockhammer there in one of those suction cups. 3867 02:39:43,780 --> 02:39:44,400 We can... 3868 02:39:44,400 --> 02:39:45,580 We found that... 3869 02:39:45,580 --> 02:39:48,200 Where's that fucking video now? 3870 02:39:48,320 --> 02:39:50,480 There was a fella called Weinstein in it. 3871 02:39:50,740 --> 02:39:51,540 Look at all this... 3872 02:39:51,540 --> 02:39:53,600 Look at all this Stockhammer stuff. 3873 02:39:55,280 --> 02:39:56,380 It's crazy, isn't it? 3874 02:39:56,380 --> 02:39:58,040 It's a Stockhammer world, man. 3875 02:39:58,420 --> 02:39:59,340 Kiki at midnight. 3876 02:40:01,080 --> 02:40:02,320 Oh, it's lasted now. 3877 02:40:04,960 --> 02:40:05,440 Sorry. 3878 02:40:05,440 --> 02:40:06,440 It's just... 3879 02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,120 It's just... 3880 02:40:07,120 --> 02:40:09,440 Kind of come up there now that... 3881 02:40:09,440 --> 02:40:11,680 Windows 98. 3882 02:40:11,860 --> 02:40:12,440 Windows... 3883 02:40:13,660 --> 02:40:14,440 98. 3884 02:40:15,480 --> 02:40:16,700 That you say... 3885 02:40:16,700 --> 02:40:18,280 You say Weinstein. 3886 02:40:20,960 --> 02:40:25,300 But we already had a Weinstein in the video with Kiki Stockhammer. 3887 02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:26,280 Do you know what I mean? 3888 02:40:26,780 --> 02:40:29,540 But he didn't look like he was related to Harvey Weinstein. 3889 02:40:29,640 --> 02:40:31,840 He didn't have that kind of Shrek kind of face. 3890 02:40:33,500 --> 02:40:34,400 Computer Chronicles. 3891 02:40:35,100 --> 02:40:35,460 Computer. 3892 02:40:36,100 --> 02:40:36,460 Computer. 3893 02:40:36,720 --> 02:40:37,660 Or just put Chronicles. 3894 02:40:37,880 --> 02:40:38,080 Fuck. 3895 02:40:38,460 --> 02:40:38,860 Chronicles. 3896 02:40:40,320 --> 02:40:42,080 What a weird fucking vibe, man. 3897 02:40:42,460 --> 02:40:43,740 I just wanted to play the... 3898 02:40:43,740 --> 02:40:45,300 I just wanted to play the games on... 3899 02:40:45,300 --> 02:40:47,720 On Windows 98. 3900 02:40:48,060 --> 02:40:48,960 But now we've... 3901 02:40:48,960 --> 02:40:49,160 Look. 3902 02:40:51,160 --> 02:40:52,060 Five, four, three, two, one. 3903 02:40:52,500 --> 02:40:53,200 And Weinstein. 3904 02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:53,840 Let's have a look. 3905 02:40:53,920 --> 02:40:54,360 Weinstein. 3906 02:40:56,960 --> 02:40:58,240 So there was this guy. 3907 02:40:59,200 --> 02:40:59,980 And he wasn't... 3908 02:40:59,980 --> 02:41:00,240 Oh, yeah. 3909 02:41:00,300 --> 02:41:01,220 Yuri Weinstein. 3910 02:41:01,320 --> 02:41:01,500 Look. 3911 02:41:02,260 --> 02:41:03,820 Was Weinstein involved? 3912 02:41:04,160 --> 02:41:06,220 Well, you fucking bet your bottom dollar, Kelly. 3913 02:41:06,800 --> 02:41:07,800 That he was involved. 3914 02:41:07,800 --> 02:41:10,160 And have them on separate monitors. 3915 02:41:10,720 --> 02:41:11,340 So I don't have... 3916 02:41:11,340 --> 02:41:12,940 Don't have to have... 3917 02:41:12,940 --> 02:41:13,860 You know... 3918 02:41:13,860 --> 02:41:15,120 Where's the name, please? 3919 02:41:15,120 --> 02:41:16,380 And switch... 3920 02:41:16,380 --> 02:41:19,460 There, look. 3921 02:41:20,320 --> 02:41:22,480 Weinstein was involved. 3922 02:41:24,000 --> 02:41:25,520 Weinstein was involved. 3923 02:41:25,720 --> 02:41:26,700 Yuri Weinstein. 3924 02:41:31,320 --> 02:41:32,740 You like Stockhammer. 3925 02:41:32,980 --> 02:41:33,720 Thanks very much. 3926 02:41:35,540 --> 02:41:36,800 Thanks very much for the tip. 3927 02:41:37,260 --> 02:41:37,720 He was. 3928 02:41:37,800 --> 02:41:38,340 There he goes. 3929 02:41:39,060 --> 02:41:41,380 Was it Kiki's World and we're lucky enough to be in it? 3930 02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:41,760 It is. 3931 02:41:42,280 --> 02:41:44,320 This guy had all the free upgrades from Kiki. 3932 02:41:44,740 --> 02:41:45,300 Someone's... 3933 02:41:45,300 --> 02:41:52,720 We're getting messages here to go to the timestamp of 26 minutes, 30 seconds on the Kiki Stockhammer video. 3934 02:41:53,940 --> 02:41:56,960 I'm scared, lads, of what we'll see there. 3935 02:41:57,040 --> 02:41:58,620 Is it going to be another bit of arse? 3936 02:41:58,760 --> 02:41:59,500 Or what is it? 3937 02:41:59,560 --> 02:42:01,140 Is it going to make me look like... 3938 02:42:01,140 --> 02:42:02,980 I'm in the fucking Kiki bubble. 3939 02:42:03,440 --> 02:42:07,380 I don't want to get trapped out here by these fucking Kiki cunts. 3940 02:42:07,880 --> 02:42:09,640 Because if they come after me then saying, 3941 02:42:09,780 --> 02:42:12,520 Look, you're just as fucking Stockhammered as us. 3942 02:42:12,920 --> 02:42:16,260 You were up all night on Sunday at 1am looking at Stockhammer. 3943 02:42:17,140 --> 02:42:19,340 Taking tips off lads in the chat saying, 3944 02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:21,220 26.30 timestamp. 3945 02:42:21,800 --> 02:42:24,320 Looking at the fucking Stockstamp at the time video. 3946 02:42:25,620 --> 02:42:26,260 I'm... 3947 02:42:26,260 --> 02:42:26,620 I... 3948 02:42:26,620 --> 02:42:29,900 Beyond comprehension at this stage. 3949 02:42:29,900 --> 02:42:30,800 Do those things again. 3950 02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:31,420 Um... 3951 02:42:31,420 --> 02:42:32,920 That one where you were kind of like... 3952 02:42:32,920 --> 02:42:33,560 There you go. 3953 02:42:34,800 --> 02:42:37,400 Now I needed to fill more of the screen. 3954 02:42:37,500 --> 02:42:38,180 So I'm going to zoom... 3955 02:42:38,180 --> 02:42:40,800 Down just a little bit more. 3956 02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:41,500 Like that. 3957 02:42:41,960 --> 02:42:42,680 Okay, try that again. 3958 02:42:43,180 --> 02:42:44,100 DJ VD. 3959 02:42:44,180 --> 02:42:45,360 That's it for Planet Q tonight. 3960 02:42:45,700 --> 02:42:46,500 I will see you tomorrow. 3961 02:42:46,600 --> 02:42:46,840 Okay. 3962 02:42:47,040 --> 02:42:47,640 And early. 3963 02:42:47,800 --> 02:42:48,600 8 p.m. 3964 02:42:48,760 --> 02:42:49,280 I'm out of here. 3965 02:42:49,380 --> 02:42:50,380 Read me up, Scott A. 3966 02:42:50,380 --> 02:42:51,300 Is there not... 3967 02:42:51,300 --> 02:42:53,380 Is there a vibe of like fucking... 3968 02:42:53,380 --> 02:42:53,800 Just... 3969 02:42:53,800 --> 02:42:54,700 Is there a weird vibe? 3970 02:42:54,740 --> 02:42:56,140 Is there like a dark kind of... 3971 02:42:56,140 --> 02:42:58,580 Okay. 3972 02:42:58,980 --> 02:43:03,280 Now, try and keep your legs more straight during the 45 degree where it's... 3973 02:43:03,280 --> 02:43:04,720 Alright, we're going to move on from there. 3974 02:43:04,820 --> 02:43:06,800 He does that for 10 minutes, man. 3975 02:43:06,900 --> 02:43:07,120 Okay. 3976 02:43:07,440 --> 02:43:09,080 He does that for fucking 10 minutes. 3977 02:43:09,500 --> 02:43:10,940 Look, we're on to 9 minutes now. 3978 02:43:14,780 --> 02:43:15,300 That's... 3979 02:43:15,300 --> 02:43:15,820 Wait, wait, wait. 3980 02:43:20,160 --> 02:43:21,400 Okay, hang on. 3981 02:43:22,280 --> 02:43:23,460 Now, sit up. 3982 02:43:27,080 --> 02:43:27,600 Okay. 3983 02:43:27,940 --> 02:43:29,360 Here's what we can do. 3984 02:43:30,280 --> 02:43:31,220 Sit up. 3985 02:43:31,680 --> 02:43:32,760 And then roll forward. 3986 02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:38,680 Okay, hang on. 3987 02:43:39,100 --> 02:43:39,560 Hey, look. 3988 02:43:40,040 --> 02:43:42,760 It's Brock from the fucking stream upgrade video. 3989 02:43:45,400 --> 02:43:47,320 Imagine that was Stockhammer as well. 3990 02:43:48,980 --> 02:43:50,480 She had some form. 3991 02:43:51,180 --> 02:43:52,680 Let's skip to 26 anyway. 3992 02:43:52,800 --> 02:43:54,620 This is what everyone was telling us to do. 3993 02:44:00,700 --> 02:44:03,600 We're going to play it from a little bit before 26. 3994 02:44:04,360 --> 02:44:05,140 Look at this. 3995 02:44:06,140 --> 02:44:07,020 Play it from there. 3996 02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:09,240 Look at this. 3997 02:44:09,320 --> 02:44:09,460 Look. 3998 02:44:09,560 --> 02:44:10,220 Just that. 3999 02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,900 Static on the fucking tape. 4000 02:44:14,060 --> 02:44:15,060 It's just... 4001 02:44:15,060 --> 02:44:15,660 It's... 4002 02:44:15,660 --> 02:44:16,880 It's seedy like. 4003 02:44:16,880 --> 02:44:28,960 We have something coming up here. 4004 02:44:29,020 --> 02:44:30,440 People have been telling us to look at it. 4005 02:44:31,320 --> 02:44:33,020 Hopefully, it's not going to land us in any trouble. 4006 02:44:33,120 --> 02:44:36,140 But I mean, if that video is on YouTube, it can't be anything bad. 4007 02:44:37,280 --> 02:44:37,660 What? 4008 02:44:38,660 --> 02:44:39,660 Stockhammer on toast. 4009 02:44:39,720 --> 02:44:40,460 Thanks very much. 4010 02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:44,800 one 4011 02:44:44,800 --> 02:44:46,800 one 4012 02:44:46,800 --> 02:44:48,800 one 4013 02:44:48,800 --> 02:44:50,800 one 4014 02:44:50,800 --> 02:44:52,800 one 4015 02:44:52,800 --> 02:44:54,800 one 4016 02:44:54,800 --> 02:44:56,800 one 4017 02:44:56,800 --> 02:45:26,780 Thank you. 4018 02:45:26,780 --> 02:45:31,780 Wow. 4019 02:45:31,780 --> 02:45:43,560 Sorry, before we even go on there, even if you really wanted to make an edit of something that was just a bit sinister, you wouldn't be able to think of this. 4020 02:45:43,560 --> 02:45:55,180 You wouldn't be able to come up with a variety of images, the aesthetic, the VHS aesthetic, the 4-3 frame. 4021 02:45:56,480 --> 02:46:02,580 And then you've got it all and you've got just the ambient sound in the background of just nothing. 4022 02:46:02,940 --> 02:46:06,000 I'm thinking, what's Kiki Stockhammer doing during this? 4023 02:46:07,000 --> 02:46:09,840 Is she just sitting off camera watching him flick through the channels? 4024 02:46:14,480 --> 02:46:29,200 This is, I'm going to have to use this for something. 4025 02:46:29,200 --> 02:46:59,180 This is a good one. 4026 02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:04,160 This is good, like, turn him on to go to the top. 4027 02:47:04,580 --> 02:47:05,420 I'm going to go really fast. 4028 02:47:07,600 --> 02:47:08,220 Like that. 4029 02:47:08,540 --> 02:47:09,280 See, that would be good. 4030 02:47:10,060 --> 02:47:11,180 Right, I would get a... 4031 02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:19,120 Alright, I think I got a mouth. 4032 02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:35,520 Bar homosexual activity. 4033 02:47:35,520 --> 02:47:37,480 What the fuck, man? 4034 02:47:37,480 --> 02:47:38,520 End... 4035 02:47:38,520 --> 02:47:39,660 No questions. 4036 02:47:39,660 --> 02:47:41,300 End witch hunts. 4037 02:47:41,300 --> 02:47:43,760 Bar homosexual activity. 4038 02:47:43,760 --> 02:47:46,500 The world today. 4039 02:47:46,500 --> 02:47:50,080 Where the fuck is Kiki? 4040 02:47:54,220 --> 02:47:55,540 Where the fuck is Kiki? 4041 02:48:02,080 --> 02:48:03,080 That goes on. 4042 02:48:03,080 --> 02:48:03,100 Okay, that goes on. 4043 02:48:03,760 --> 02:48:07,460 Someone was telling me to go to 2630 and it's just, there's nothing there. 4044 02:48:09,240 --> 02:48:10,340 There's nothing there. 4045 02:48:11,920 --> 02:48:13,340 For Kiki Stockhammer. 4046 02:48:17,220 --> 02:48:18,680 Okay, I'm done with that. 4047 02:48:18,680 --> 02:48:21,500 I think I'm done with Kiki Stockhammer as well. 4048 02:48:23,780 --> 02:48:27,160 And I don't even know if I can continue with the windows. 4049 02:48:37,580 --> 02:48:38,080 Whoa. 4050 02:48:41,920 --> 02:48:42,840 Look at this now. 4051 02:48:44,840 --> 02:48:46,680 Kiki flying through the air or something. 4052 02:48:48,360 --> 02:48:49,360 Every transition. 4053 02:48:49,460 --> 02:48:50,300 Every transition. 4054 02:48:50,700 --> 02:48:51,480 Digital effect. 4055 02:48:51,580 --> 02:48:52,340 Digital effect. 4056 02:48:52,560 --> 02:48:53,080 Graphic. 4057 02:48:53,160 --> 02:48:53,780 Graphic. 4058 02:48:55,180 --> 02:48:56,060 Luminance key. 4059 02:48:56,060 --> 02:48:56,860 What does that do? 4060 02:48:57,680 --> 02:48:58,900 The luminance keyer. 4061 02:48:59,840 --> 02:49:02,460 Let's you insert one video source over another. 4062 02:49:02,800 --> 02:49:04,020 Like a person on camera. 4063 02:49:04,320 --> 02:49:05,660 Over a toaster paint graphic. 4064 02:49:06,040 --> 02:49:08,140 Or even over live video. 4065 02:49:09,180 --> 02:49:10,840 Is she in Kansas or what? 4066 02:49:11,440 --> 02:49:12,260 Where else? 4067 02:49:13,180 --> 02:49:14,860 And there's a character generator. 4068 02:49:15,380 --> 02:49:16,120 What does that do? 4069 02:49:16,360 --> 02:49:18,040 Well, you've seen how they use it on the news. 4070 02:49:18,820 --> 02:49:22,200 Names, titles, information printed on the screen. 4071 02:49:22,340 --> 02:49:23,100 It can do that. 4072 02:49:23,500 --> 02:49:24,020 Beautifully. 4073 02:49:24,740 --> 02:49:27,240 There's a character generator built into every toaster. 4074 02:49:29,840 --> 02:49:30,280 Stockhammer. 4075 02:49:31,060 --> 02:49:37,620 In this TDL profile, we talk to Carl Miller and Kiki Stockhammer from the Star Trek tribute band, Warp 11. 4076 02:49:38,440 --> 02:49:38,920 Welcome. 4077 02:49:40,280 --> 02:49:42,320 Thank you for beaming down. 4078 02:49:42,680 --> 02:49:43,020 Stockhammer. 4079 02:49:43,020 --> 02:49:43,840 I can't do it. 4080 02:49:44,120 --> 02:49:44,880 I can't do it. 4081 02:49:45,540 --> 02:49:46,040 It's all right. 4082 02:49:46,280 --> 02:49:48,560 Just use rubber bands on your fingers. 4083 02:49:48,760 --> 02:49:51,760 That's what our guitarist does, because he can't do it either. 4084 02:49:52,700 --> 02:49:55,800 So tell us a little bit about how did the band start? 4085 02:49:56,440 --> 02:49:57,580 Where did this come from? 4086 02:49:58,860 --> 02:50:00,940 Well, you know, the four of us... 4087 02:50:00,940 --> 02:50:02,240 Fucking Stockhammer. 4088 02:50:07,600 --> 02:50:09,320 I don't want to listen to any of that. 4089 02:50:11,360 --> 02:50:11,760 Look. 4090 02:50:13,240 --> 02:50:14,380 This is Warp 11. 4091 02:50:14,580 --> 02:50:15,980 This is the band that she's in. 4092 02:50:16,020 --> 02:50:17,540 She's in a Star Trek band. 4093 02:50:17,720 --> 02:50:19,480 Like a fucking tribute band. 4094 02:50:22,240 --> 02:50:22,720 Stockhammer. 4095 02:50:23,120 --> 02:50:23,520 Look at that. 4096 02:50:23,580 --> 02:50:24,700 This is another video of your man. 4097 02:50:25,380 --> 02:50:28,520 Let's just have a little bit more Chief, and then we'll go into the stock. 4098 02:50:30,320 --> 02:50:30,860 See you. 4099 02:50:30,900 --> 02:50:31,720 Pleasure to be here with you. 4100 02:50:32,080 --> 02:50:33,860 He's being interviewed, and it's nowadays. 4101 02:50:35,540 --> 02:50:35,980 2013. 4102 02:50:37,140 --> 02:50:39,300 Eight, seven, nine, eight years. 4103 02:50:39,540 --> 02:50:40,600 Nine years ago. 4104 02:50:40,820 --> 02:50:41,360 Was it eight years? 4105 02:50:41,480 --> 02:50:42,740 What year is this? 4106 02:50:42,840 --> 02:50:43,180 2020. 4107 02:50:43,860 --> 02:50:44,640 Seven years. 4108 02:50:44,740 --> 02:50:44,920 Is this? 4109 02:50:45,920 --> 02:50:49,040 We'd actually worked together for HP for a while. 4110 02:50:49,040 --> 02:50:49,280 A long time ago. 4111 02:50:49,280 --> 02:50:50,060 A long time ago. 4112 02:50:50,480 --> 02:50:51,820 Just like a road tour. 4113 02:50:51,820 --> 02:50:52,040 Right. 4114 02:50:52,120 --> 02:50:52,560 Road show. 4115 02:50:53,040 --> 02:50:55,740 But I probably didn't tell you then. 4116 02:50:55,800 --> 02:50:57,660 I was probably too shy to tell you. 4117 02:50:58,040 --> 02:50:58,420 What is it? 4118 02:50:58,420 --> 02:51:01,100 I thought it feels like he's going to say that. 4119 02:51:01,300 --> 02:51:02,660 I didn't want to tell you then. 4120 02:51:02,720 --> 02:51:06,900 I was probably too shy to tell you that I loved you, Stuart. 4121 02:51:08,200 --> 02:51:09,120 Listen to it here. 4122 02:51:09,220 --> 02:51:11,240 I know he's not going to say that, but listen. 4123 02:51:13,060 --> 02:51:17,640 The inspiration for everything I do and did at Tech TV, Stuart Sheffey is here. 4124 02:51:18,060 --> 02:51:24,100 He started the earliest and longest running computer television show, I'm sure, Computer Chronicles. 4125 02:51:24,280 --> 02:51:24,780 20 years worth. 4126 02:51:25,660 --> 02:51:26,500 It is such an honor. 4127 02:51:26,920 --> 02:51:28,240 It's such a pleasure to see you. 4128 02:51:28,300 --> 02:51:29,120 Pleasure to be here with you. 4129 02:51:29,180 --> 02:51:29,740 Stuart, remind me. 4130 02:51:29,740 --> 02:51:37,700 Sorry, before we go on to him just about to profess his love to Stuart, he says Stuart is his inspiration for everything. 4131 02:51:37,700 --> 02:51:38,640 He's never done. 4132 02:51:38,780 --> 02:51:38,900 Listen. 4133 02:51:39,860 --> 02:51:41,780 Me, our guest, and you in the chat room. 4134 02:51:41,860 --> 02:51:47,360 So if you're watching live, get your questions ready because we have a true legend in studio with us today. 4135 02:51:47,440 --> 02:51:49,940 In fact, really the inspiration for everything I do. 4136 02:51:50,300 --> 02:51:54,260 The inspiration for everything I do. 4137 02:51:57,980 --> 02:51:58,940 Stuart Sheffey. 4138 02:51:59,520 --> 02:52:00,440 And did at Tech TV. 4139 02:52:00,600 --> 02:52:01,700 Stuart Sheffey is here. 4140 02:52:02,100 --> 02:52:06,300 He started the earliest and longest running computer television show, I'm sure. 4141 02:52:07,100 --> 02:52:08,620 Who the fuck is that, lad? 4142 02:52:10,620 --> 02:52:12,140 Look at this fella in the back. 4143 02:52:14,140 --> 02:52:14,460 Triangulation. 4144 02:52:15,500 --> 02:52:16,660 Leo Laporte. 4145 02:52:17,760 --> 02:52:20,180 And why has he got this on his fucking MacBook? 4146 02:52:20,940 --> 02:52:24,340 He's got a thunderbolt that goes to HDMI. 4147 02:52:26,380 --> 02:52:26,780 And what? 4148 02:52:26,900 --> 02:52:29,100 Has Sheffey got any socks on? 4149 02:52:29,740 --> 02:52:32,680 Sheffey's got an iPad on a fucking tablet holder. 4150 02:52:33,240 --> 02:52:34,880 And a stylus. 4151 02:52:38,760 --> 02:52:43,020 It sounds like he's going to say, I was too embarrassed to tell you at the time. 4152 02:52:43,160 --> 02:52:46,800 And I didn't want to say it, but I loved you. 4153 02:52:47,680 --> 02:52:47,960 All right. 4154 02:52:48,120 --> 02:52:49,620 I love you, Stuart. 4155 02:52:50,120 --> 02:52:50,480 Chronicles. 4156 02:52:50,700 --> 02:52:51,180 20 years worth. 4157 02:52:52,040 --> 02:52:52,820 It is such an honor. 4158 02:52:52,920 --> 02:52:53,340 20 years worth. 4159 02:52:53,340 --> 02:52:54,640 It's such a pleasure to see you. 4160 02:52:54,700 --> 02:52:55,480 Pleasure to be here with you. 4161 02:52:55,480 --> 02:52:56,140 Stuart, remind me. 4162 02:52:56,180 --> 02:53:06,300 We had a little road tour together. 4163 02:53:06,300 --> 02:53:07,920 Me and you. 4164 02:53:08,360 --> 02:53:09,240 We had Kiki. 4165 02:53:09,680 --> 02:53:11,860 She was running up and down that bus. 4166 02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:13,920 Yeah. 4167 02:53:14,120 --> 02:53:16,780 Remember we had Stuart Laporte in the back. 4168 02:53:16,880 --> 02:53:19,240 We had Laporte filming everything. 4169 02:53:19,360 --> 02:53:20,480 A silhouette of Kiki. 4170 02:53:21,020 --> 02:53:21,700 Me and you. 4171 02:53:22,040 --> 02:53:22,920 We were just watching. 4172 02:53:23,060 --> 02:53:24,160 Remember that, Sheffey? 4173 02:53:24,560 --> 02:53:26,860 I was too embarrassed to tell you at the time. 4174 02:53:28,520 --> 02:53:30,100 But I loved you, Stuart. 4175 02:53:31,260 --> 02:53:32,160 That's where it's going. 4176 02:53:32,400 --> 02:53:33,540 I probably didn't tell you then. 4177 02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:35,460 I was probably too shy to tell you. 4178 02:53:35,460 --> 02:53:38,260 What a huge impression. 4179 02:53:40,320 --> 02:53:41,920 I'm glad he said impression. 4180 02:53:42,780 --> 02:53:44,360 I'm glad he said impression. 4181 02:53:46,780 --> 02:53:48,720 Too shy to tell you what a huge. 4182 02:53:49,240 --> 02:53:50,180 I probably didn't tell you then. 4183 02:53:50,240 --> 02:53:52,100 I was probably too shy to tell you. 4184 02:53:52,340 --> 02:53:55,520 What a huge impression you made on me. 4185 02:53:55,680 --> 02:53:58,340 And by the way, everybody who I've mentioned to, 4186 02:53:58,400 --> 02:53:59,240 that you're going to be on this show, 4187 02:53:59,540 --> 02:54:00,700 when did you start Chronicles? 4188 02:54:01,480 --> 02:54:04,340 Started as a local show in 1981, just in the Bay Area. 4189 02:54:04,600 --> 02:54:05,260 We were talking about that. 4190 02:54:05,660 --> 02:54:06,020 KCSN. 4191 02:54:06,320 --> 02:54:08,520 KCSN, the local one, PBS station in Silicon Valley. 4192 02:54:08,520 --> 02:54:10,800 But you were not, were you a geek? 4193 02:54:11,020 --> 02:54:11,860 I was a geek. 4194 02:54:12,040 --> 02:54:13,720 I was an average geek. 4195 02:54:13,880 --> 02:54:14,760 I mean, not a coder geek. 4196 02:54:14,960 --> 02:54:17,960 But anybody in the Silicon Valley at that time, 4197 02:54:18,020 --> 02:54:21,280 and I was too, I was in San Jose, felt the buzz. 4198 02:54:21,280 --> 02:54:22,180 Absolutely. 4199 02:54:22,440 --> 02:54:23,440 You knew that something was happening. 4200 02:54:24,080 --> 02:54:26,040 Well, if you want to hear the history of the story of the show, 4201 02:54:26,080 --> 02:54:27,660 it's really interesting because it was sort of viral 4202 02:54:27,660 --> 02:54:29,140 before anybody had ever heard of that word. 4203 02:54:30,160 --> 02:54:31,720 So the idea, at the time, of course, 4204 02:54:31,780 --> 02:54:32,980 back in the early 80s, 4205 02:54:33,040 --> 02:54:34,920 when personal computers were just coming out, 4206 02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:36,940 there was no information infrastructure. 4207 02:54:36,940 --> 02:54:37,800 There was no web yet. 4208 02:54:38,020 --> 02:54:38,180 No. 4209 02:54:38,220 --> 02:54:39,000 There were no magazines. 4210 02:54:39,240 --> 02:54:40,320 It was user groups, pretty much. 4211 02:54:40,500 --> 02:54:40,820 Exactly. 4212 02:54:41,460 --> 02:54:43,160 So I would go to these user group meetings 4213 02:54:43,160 --> 02:54:45,200 and see 60 guys sitting around in a basement somewhere. 4214 02:54:45,280 --> 02:54:45,420 Yeah. 4215 02:54:46,060 --> 02:54:48,340 And, you know, 100 different houses around the Bay Area. 4216 02:54:48,340 --> 02:54:48,480 Yeah. 4217 02:54:48,480 --> 02:54:49,020 And I said, wait a minute. 4218 02:54:49,160 --> 02:54:51,220 Why not televise a user's group meeting? 4219 02:54:51,760 --> 02:54:54,020 Have a million people watch it instead of 100 guys. 4220 02:54:54,340 --> 02:54:55,020 You know, it's so funny, 4221 02:54:55,100 --> 02:54:57,480 because that's exactly what I say when I do my radio show. 4222 02:54:57,620 --> 02:54:58,600 This is a user group. 4223 02:54:58,660 --> 02:54:59,980 You don't know what a user group is, 4224 02:55:00,020 --> 02:55:00,940 but that's what we're doing. 4225 02:55:01,000 --> 02:55:02,480 That was the genesis of the show. 4226 02:55:02,600 --> 02:55:04,120 So why don't we do a live user's group? 4227 02:55:04,160 --> 02:55:05,300 So we've got Jim Warren to come in, 4228 02:55:05,320 --> 02:55:07,060 who did the West Coast Computer Fair, as you recall. 4229 02:55:07,140 --> 02:55:10,700 He used to ride around the West Coast Computer Fair on roller skates. 4230 02:55:10,700 --> 02:55:11,020 Right. 4231 02:55:11,200 --> 02:55:11,880 Roller skates. 4232 02:55:11,880 --> 02:55:12,700 He was quite the lead. 4233 02:55:12,700 --> 02:55:13,500 And all his buddies. 4234 02:55:13,500 --> 02:55:15,960 It was a live show every Thursday night from 8 to 9. 4235 02:55:16,600 --> 02:55:17,840 Now, so you didn't host it on the box. 4236 02:55:17,840 --> 02:55:18,900 I didn't host it in the first year. 4237 02:55:18,900 --> 02:55:20,080 You were the station manager. 4238 02:55:20,080 --> 02:55:21,240 I was the manager of the station, 4239 02:55:21,340 --> 02:55:22,660 so I was able to say, hey, let's do it. 4240 02:55:22,660 --> 02:55:23,560 I didn't have to ask anybody. 4241 02:55:23,700 --> 02:55:23,840 Right. 4242 02:55:24,140 --> 02:55:25,220 So I said, let's do this show. 4243 02:55:25,540 --> 02:55:28,420 So this is because you had a passion for this stuff. 4244 02:55:28,560 --> 02:55:29,280 I had a passion. 4245 02:55:29,380 --> 02:55:30,160 I thought there was a need. 4246 02:55:30,340 --> 02:55:31,220 And there was a need. 4247 02:55:31,260 --> 02:55:31,800 There was a need. 4248 02:55:31,960 --> 02:55:32,500 I mean, the users group. 4249 02:55:32,500 --> 02:55:35,080 This was in the era when software was coming in baggies. 4250 02:55:35,640 --> 02:55:37,240 Oh, I mean, if you got a manual, it was Xerox. 4251 02:55:37,240 --> 02:55:37,640 And if you got a manual, it was Xerox. 4252 02:55:37,640 --> 02:55:38,620 And it opened up the lid. 4253 02:55:39,420 --> 02:55:41,400 Software used to come out in baggies. 4254 02:55:41,420 --> 02:55:43,480 There was no place to find the answers except users groups. 4255 02:55:43,600 --> 02:55:45,400 Now, archive.org has. 4256 02:55:46,060 --> 02:55:51,420 We used to be hanging about 20, 40 guys in a basement. 4257 02:55:53,600 --> 02:55:58,360 Remember that shit back in the early 90s, late 80s? 4258 02:55:59,700 --> 02:56:01,940 Used to have Kiki running around. 4259 02:56:03,780 --> 02:56:05,080 Remember that shit, right? 4260 02:56:05,940 --> 02:56:07,820 I never could tell you, Stuart. 4261 02:56:08,660 --> 02:56:11,840 I never could tell you how big of an impression you made on me. 4262 02:56:14,000 --> 02:56:15,100 Stuart Shafé. 4263 02:56:17,600 --> 02:56:20,300 Stuart Shafé. 4264 02:56:21,140 --> 02:56:23,200 You turned up, 40 of us. 4265 02:56:23,200 --> 02:56:26,160 We'd be stuck in the basement, 40 of us guys. 4266 02:56:27,020 --> 02:56:29,860 Stuart Shafé would turn up with a baggie of software. 4267 02:56:31,220 --> 02:56:32,540 And Kiki Stockhammer. 4268 02:56:32,980 --> 02:56:34,340 Remember that Stockhammer? 4269 02:56:35,580 --> 02:56:38,900 Stuart, you're damn right you remember it. 4270 02:56:42,460 --> 02:56:43,060 Congratulations. 4271 02:56:45,260 --> 02:56:46,740 Stuart Shafé. 4272 02:56:48,540 --> 02:56:50,360 You got a Stockhammer. 4273 02:56:50,360 --> 02:56:50,380 You got a Stockhammer. 4274 02:56:50,380 --> 02:56:53,160 Where is she? 4275 02:56:53,680 --> 02:56:54,640 We've seen the video. 4276 02:56:54,640 --> 02:56:56,880 That's exactly what I say when I do my radio show. 4277 02:56:56,880 --> 02:56:58,000 This is a user group. 4278 02:56:58,000 --> 02:57:00,340 You don't know what a user group is, but that's what we're doing. 4279 02:57:00,560 --> 02:57:02,220 Where's the user group, Shafé? 4280 02:57:02,280 --> 02:57:03,520 Why don't we do a live user group? 4281 02:57:03,580 --> 02:57:06,440 So we got Jim Warren to come in who did the West Coast Computer Fair, as you recall. 4282 02:57:06,580 --> 02:57:09,040 West Coast Computer Fair. 4283 02:57:09,040 --> 02:57:10,620 Remember that shit? 4284 02:57:11,240 --> 02:57:15,420 40 of us wise guys just sitting around the basement with our little baggies. 4285 02:57:16,360 --> 02:57:22,280 And you come in there with Kiki and you whip out a little baggie and start filming. 4286 02:57:23,060 --> 02:57:23,540 Remember that? 4287 02:57:23,540 --> 02:57:25,820 He used to ride around the West Coast Computer. 4288 02:57:26,080 --> 02:57:26,740 I'm roller skates. 4289 02:57:26,760 --> 02:57:27,060 Right. 4290 02:57:27,280 --> 02:57:28,000 He's quite the lad. 4291 02:57:28,000 --> 02:57:30,640 Remember Kiki would come out on roller skates? 4292 02:57:32,640 --> 02:57:35,060 God damn right you remember that shit. 4293 02:57:35,840 --> 02:57:37,280 I'm in my Shafé. 4294 02:57:37,400 --> 02:57:38,380 Thanks so much. 4295 02:57:38,380 --> 02:57:39,700 And all his buddies. 4296 02:57:39,840 --> 02:57:42,160 It was a live show every Thursday night from 8 to 9. 4297 02:57:42,960 --> 02:57:44,040 So you didn't host it out in the box. 4298 02:57:44,040 --> 02:57:45,080 I didn't host it in the first year. 4299 02:57:45,080 --> 02:57:46,260 You were the station manager. 4300 02:57:46,360 --> 02:57:48,860 I was the manager of the station, so I was able to say, hey, let's do it. 4301 02:57:48,880 --> 02:57:49,700 I didn't have to ask anybody. 4302 02:57:49,900 --> 02:57:50,040 Right. 4303 02:57:50,360 --> 02:57:51,420 So I said, let's do this show. 4304 02:57:51,740 --> 02:57:54,600 So this is because you had a passion for this stuff. 4305 02:57:54,760 --> 02:57:55,480 I had a passion. 4306 02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:56,360 I thought there was a need. 4307 02:57:56,540 --> 02:57:57,420 And there was a need. 4308 02:57:57,460 --> 02:57:58,000 There was a need. 4309 02:57:58,420 --> 02:58:01,180 This was in the era when software was coming in baggies. 4310 02:58:01,200 --> 02:58:01,440 Right. 4311 02:58:01,800 --> 02:58:04,940 Oh, I mean, you put boards in the thing, open up the lid. 4312 02:58:04,940 --> 02:58:06,660 I mean, nobody could figure out anything. 4313 02:58:06,800 --> 02:58:09,700 As I said, there was no place to find the answers except users groups. 4314 02:58:10,020 --> 02:58:14,760 Now, Ark, remember that user group we used to be in, Shafay, me and you and Kiki? 4315 02:58:15,940 --> 02:58:19,200 We used to be writing our little messages on bulletin boards. 4316 02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:21,300 BBS, right? 4317 02:58:21,400 --> 02:58:21,980 Am I right? 4318 02:58:23,660 --> 02:58:25,920 Remember we used to do that little Kiki dance? 4319 02:58:25,920 --> 02:58:43,940 archive.org has uh all 20 years of the computer articles computer chronicles and and it's amazing 4320 02:58:43,940 --> 02:58:49,220 because you could do it by keyword do they have the first episode on here i wonder uh i believe 4321 02:58:49,220 --> 02:58:55,060 they do night from 1981 with jim warren let's no we don't the local ones we d22 bc thanks very 4322 02:58:55,060 --> 02:59:01,600 much baby we're never archived unfortunately well this is from 1983 i mean they were live those first 4323 02:59:01,600 --> 02:59:08,720 ones were live mainframe 1984 the winnebago baiters do you remember those winnebago baiters 4324 02:59:08,720 --> 02:59:16,080 me you and kiki got involved in some freaky shit 40 guys in a basement with their bags 4325 02:59:16,080 --> 02:59:22,600 there was nobody recording it we didn't even record them at the time they were just live shows uh there 4326 02:59:22,600 --> 02:59:29,700 it is kcsm san mateo and i like the high quality cg uh that you were using well it's 30 some years 4327 02:59:29,700 --> 02:59:37,960 it's fun you know 30 years doesn't seem that long and yet hey i remember that shit 4328 02:59:37,960 --> 02:59:46,240 doesn't seem that long ago but i remember everything the images are seared into my retina 4329 02:59:46,240 --> 02:59:57,280 it's time you started talking shafi because we got all we got all the computer chronicles 4330 02:59:57,280 --> 03:00:08,060 district attorney has them all too and we've seen them and it's time to go shafi where is he where's kiki 4331 03:00:08,060 --> 03:00:15,980 yeah the capabilities and so forth yeah so you're going away for a long time shafi i encourage people to go to archive.org 4332 03:00:15,980 --> 03:00:23,880 whoop should we should we see a little bit of the old countdown let me uh you know what i have to get the old countdown oh the three two one 4333 03:00:23,880 --> 03:00:33,900 the five four three two one remember that we used to do that little countdown capabilities and so forth yeah so i i encourage people to go to archive.org 4334 03:00:33,900 --> 03:00:41,820 whoop whoop should we see a little bit of the old countdown something slipped in there a little frame you didn't like that shafi 4335 03:00:41,820 --> 03:00:49,720 how about that thatch cottage you got on your barnacle let me uh you know what i have to get the audio coming out of the uh right port here 4336 03:00:49,720 --> 03:00:55,180 let me press the gun in the cup thanks so much baby my uh option key so we can see this 4337 03:00:55,180 --> 03:01:02,360 you should be able to hear it now john there we go weird shit you're into masonic weird shit right here we go we got it right here 4338 03:01:02,360 --> 03:01:10,320 nine five three two one pictures of the fucking uh indian dudes let me press my option key so we can see this 4339 03:01:10,320 --> 03:01:16,240 what's that a shitty abacus a kind of abacus you should be able to hear it now john there we go weird stuff 4340 03:01:16,240 --> 03:01:21,900 yeah this was the old original opening was this local still in 1983 no this is national this is now national 4341 03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:29,140 pbs yeah this one national actually in january of the the evolution of the compota 4342 03:01:29,140 --> 03:01:35,220 with stewart chef face stewie chef remember we used to call you stewie back in the day 4343 03:01:35,220 --> 03:01:38,780 you used to love that stewie 4344 03:01:38,780 --> 03:01:41,580 you used to love that shit 4345 03:01:41,580 --> 03:01:59,540 and this is what information technology looks like yeah what's nice is how high quality this is there's a lot of computer chronicles on youtube it's not this big world this is nice well it's all it's all pirated stuff this is not this is legit archive is the real stuff yeah i'll tell you the story of how we got them all in archive christian oh you got them all 4346 03:01:59,540 --> 03:02:09,180 ben ross and sienna thank you very much can you congratulate ben on his new son i can't congratulations mr ben 4347 03:02:09,180 --> 03:02:11,820 you got a son you got a son 4348 03:02:11,820 --> 03:02:20,020 is it jim warren still on this no no this is me this is the first of the national episodes 4349 03:02:20,020 --> 03:02:32,460 and i cringe when i look at myself and the guy next to you whoa hey and there we go cook's cook's corner newcastle road galway galway galway city county galway 4350 03:02:32,460 --> 03:02:41,980 you're heading up that road to shantler from town from dominic street you go up dominic street you go up to shantler 4351 03:02:41,980 --> 03:02:47,940 and you turn left to go to uh salt hill or you carry on up to shantler you can turn right 4352 03:02:47,940 --> 03:02:58,420 and you can go to cook's thatched bar and you can hang out all day there remember we used to hang out down at cook's thatch cottage bar 4353 03:02:58,420 --> 03:03:02,680 that's where you got that's where you got the idea for the thatch 4354 03:03:02,680 --> 03:03:11,880 that's where you got the idea for the thatch chefei and don't make me beat it out of you 4355 03:03:11,880 --> 03:03:22,080 exactly the same yeah right and the guy next to you wait we got to pause it here is oh if it isn't gary kildall 4356 03:03:22,080 --> 03:03:34,260 legendary gary kildall of dr research he created dr dos which was a competitor to microsoft's cpm he wrote cpm right right 4357 03:03:34,260 --> 03:03:41,220 how did you get him on the show i mean this guy is uh not an entertainer no not a presenter he's he's a geek 4358 03:03:41,780 --> 03:03:49,980 actually when we went when we found the local show was very successful as interesting story we started as a local show right and even though there was no web at the time there's still ebs 4359 03:03:49,980 --> 03:03:51,980 oh yeah there were geeks all over the country 4360 03:03:51,980 --> 03:04:13,180 you're doing a lot of you're doing a lot of you're doing a lot of yapp there and you got a nice little glitter ball lava lamp in the background trying to distract us from what's really going on is that it that's awesome who's that leo laporte guy in the background we don't know 4361 03:04:13,180 --> 03:04:13,320 No. 4362 03:04:16,820 --> 03:04:19,600 One of the fun early Mac shows we did was actually, 4363 03:04:19,760 --> 03:04:22,020 we did a Hypercard show when Hypercard was a big thing. 4364 03:04:22,020 --> 03:04:22,460 Hypercard. Remember that? 4365 03:04:22,480 --> 03:04:23,940 Did Bill Atkinson come on and talk about it? 4366 03:04:23,940 --> 03:04:24,660 Hypercard. 4367 03:04:25,960 --> 03:04:27,120 Boy, oh boy. 4368 03:04:28,340 --> 03:04:30,860 Back with the Hypercard. 4369 03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:34,940 Yeah, things got out of hand. 4370 03:04:35,840 --> 03:04:38,580 You started playing that Hypercard, Shafiq. 4371 03:04:39,320 --> 03:04:41,820 Things got out of hand real fast. 4372 03:04:41,820 --> 03:04:47,480 First, that's when Stockhammer came into town. 4373 03:04:48,700 --> 03:04:50,900 You know what I'm talking about, Shafiq. 4374 03:04:52,000 --> 03:04:53,680 Yeah, you're a good man, right? 4375 03:04:53,840 --> 03:04:54,700 Family man. 4376 03:04:58,780 --> 03:05:00,480 What about Stockhammer? 4377 03:05:02,340 --> 03:05:04,560 We know all there is to know, Shafiq. 4378 03:05:04,660 --> 03:05:06,380 We know about the Beta Convention. 4379 03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:08,940 We know about Gizmo 98. 4380 03:05:10,180 --> 03:05:13,640 We know about Gizmo 98, Shafiq. 4381 03:05:15,160 --> 03:05:17,840 You playing around with your little gizmos, 4382 03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:22,480 while Kiki Stockhammer danced around in heels. 4383 03:05:24,280 --> 03:05:26,260 Loaded betas just clicking the fingers. 4384 03:05:26,840 --> 03:05:31,020 Oh, Kiki, Stockhammer. 4385 03:05:31,500 --> 03:05:32,820 Yo, Shafiq. 4386 03:05:33,500 --> 03:05:34,980 Stock and Hammer. 4387 03:05:35,500 --> 03:05:36,760 And Leo Laporte. 4388 03:05:37,640 --> 03:05:38,280 Triangulation. 4389 03:05:39,860 --> 03:05:41,360 Episode 114. 4390 03:05:41,620 --> 03:05:42,720 Shoo at Shafiq. 4391 03:05:42,820 --> 03:05:43,980 Shoo at Shafiq. 4392 03:05:44,820 --> 03:05:47,620 Those assholes went wild for you, Shafiq. 4393 03:05:49,240 --> 03:05:50,600 They loved you, man. 4394 03:05:51,780 --> 03:05:55,360 And you fucking, you threw it all, you threw it all away. 4395 03:05:56,000 --> 03:05:57,080 You pissed it all up. 4396 03:05:57,560 --> 03:05:58,360 For what? 4397 03:05:58,680 --> 03:05:59,560 The Stockhammer? 4398 03:06:02,560 --> 03:06:03,740 Yes, yes, exactly. 4399 03:06:03,740 --> 03:06:03,960 How fun. 4400 03:06:05,120 --> 03:06:06,960 It was actually a HyperCard magazine at the time. 4401 03:06:07,060 --> 03:06:07,700 It was such a big deal. 4402 03:06:07,720 --> 03:06:07,920 Right. 4403 03:06:07,980 --> 03:06:08,720 Jan Lewis was on. 4404 03:06:08,820 --> 03:06:09,060 Right. 4405 03:06:09,160 --> 03:06:10,140 She started this HyperCard. 4406 03:06:10,140 --> 03:06:11,140 Wait, thanks so much. 4407 03:06:11,160 --> 03:06:12,180 Wendy Woods worked for you. 4408 03:06:12,300 --> 03:06:13,120 Wendy Woods worked for us. 4409 03:06:13,120 --> 03:06:13,860 A lot of great people. 4410 03:06:14,240 --> 03:06:15,380 Just the ease of view. 4411 03:06:15,380 --> 03:06:20,140 So it's fun to see the guy who created CPM talk about the first Macintosh. 4412 03:06:20,920 --> 03:06:21,200 Okay. 4413 03:06:21,340 --> 03:06:23,460 Well, there were some issues there, too, you know. 4414 03:06:23,660 --> 03:06:25,920 We bring in any sort of Microsoft product, Gary. 4415 03:06:26,000 --> 03:06:26,360 Wait a minute. 4416 03:06:26,420 --> 03:06:27,500 I've got to show my version of this. 4417 03:06:27,500 --> 03:06:28,240 Good for him. 4418 03:06:28,600 --> 03:06:29,540 I like it. 4419 03:06:30,060 --> 03:06:31,820 And Gary, I mean, he did a lot of pioneering things. 4420 03:06:31,900 --> 03:06:32,580 I still have. 4421 03:06:32,960 --> 03:06:38,060 The very first digital encyclopedia was on a LaserDisc made by a company Gary owned. 4422 03:06:38,180 --> 03:06:38,440 Really? 4423 03:06:38,540 --> 03:06:38,920 No kidding. 4424 03:06:39,360 --> 03:06:39,920 I still have it. 4425 03:06:39,980 --> 03:06:40,560 It was fantastic. 4426 03:06:40,560 --> 03:06:45,200 The very first encyclopedia on a disc. 4427 03:06:45,200 --> 03:06:47,420 He has all that shit backed up on this. 4428 03:06:47,480 --> 03:06:49,920 I tell you, we had Compton's World Atlas Deluxe. 4429 03:06:51,360 --> 03:06:52,480 We're going to get into that. 4430 03:06:52,500 --> 03:06:53,280 It's not going to happen. 4431 03:06:55,140 --> 03:06:58,380 Can you say hello to Luke from Jenna, please, Fontaine? 4432 03:06:58,640 --> 03:06:59,280 Hey, Luke. 4433 03:06:59,380 --> 03:07:00,300 How's it going, buddy? 4434 03:07:00,840 --> 03:07:01,580 You got a son. 4435 03:07:02,420 --> 03:07:03,080 Where's Jenna? 4436 03:07:04,440 --> 03:07:05,440 Thanks so much. 4437 03:07:07,760 --> 03:07:12,200 Little did Britannica know, but that was the beginning of the end for the printed encyclopedia. 4438 03:07:12,700 --> 03:07:15,480 Here's the Macworld Expo, 1985. 4439 03:07:15,780 --> 03:07:18,340 The very first Macworld Expo. 4440 03:07:18,560 --> 03:07:18,700 Right. 4441 03:07:18,780 --> 03:07:19,360 Well, we had fun. 4442 03:07:19,440 --> 03:07:20,380 We used to cover all the trade shows. 4443 03:07:20,560 --> 03:07:21,380 Comdex and Macworld. 4444 03:07:21,460 --> 03:07:22,840 And they were all in San Francisco then. 4445 03:07:22,920 --> 03:07:23,560 You were well-placed. 4446 03:07:23,560 --> 03:07:24,420 Well, Boston and San Francisco. 4447 03:07:24,560 --> 03:07:25,460 Macworld was in Boston. 4448 03:07:25,640 --> 03:07:25,860 Yeah, that's right. 4449 03:07:25,860 --> 03:07:27,860 Macworld traded between Boston and San Francisco. 4450 03:07:27,860 --> 03:07:29,520 And, of course, Comdex was in Vegas. 4451 03:07:30,140 --> 03:07:30,340 Boy. 4452 03:07:30,940 --> 03:07:30,940 At the maximum... 4453 03:07:30,940 --> 03:07:33,060 In some ways, it's very much the same. 4454 03:07:33,720 --> 03:07:34,020 Exactly. 4455 03:07:34,020 --> 03:07:34,720 In other ways, it's... 4456 03:07:34,720 --> 03:07:38,980 You had the broads with the polished fingernails, clicking mouses. 4457 03:07:40,500 --> 03:07:42,680 That was the thing about you, Chef Faye. 4458 03:07:43,260 --> 03:07:43,740 All the... 4459 03:07:43,740 --> 03:07:45,980 You had all the broads wanting to click. 4460 03:07:47,080 --> 03:07:47,900 Very different. 4461 03:07:48,000 --> 03:07:48,840 Since then, in fact. 4462 03:07:48,860 --> 03:07:50,360 What's interesting, too, I'll tell you about this. 4463 03:07:50,660 --> 03:07:52,520 We sort of have this collection of video. 4464 03:07:52,680 --> 03:07:54,120 It turns out to be it's a collection of evidence. 4465 03:07:54,460 --> 03:07:55,000 Right now, I've been... 4466 03:07:55,000 --> 03:07:58,460 Pyramid of Peril. 4467 03:08:01,960 --> 03:08:05,880 A 32-chapter powerhouse novella. 4468 03:08:07,920 --> 03:08:09,960 By Stuart Shiffey. 4469 03:08:10,680 --> 03:08:12,560 Told in digital format. 4470 03:08:13,020 --> 03:08:14,240 A first of its kind. 4471 03:08:16,040 --> 03:08:20,880 You like to release those books on the computer screen, Shiffey, right? 4472 03:08:21,820 --> 03:08:23,620 You had all those broads clicking. 4473 03:08:24,460 --> 03:08:26,080 With their polished fingernails. 4474 03:08:27,700 --> 03:08:29,020 Their hands. 4475 03:08:30,020 --> 03:08:30,720 And you were there. 4476 03:08:31,020 --> 03:08:31,720 Just watching. 4477 03:08:32,040 --> 03:08:32,240 Wait. 4478 03:08:33,620 --> 03:08:34,920 That's when you met Kiki. 4479 03:08:35,520 --> 03:08:36,520 That's when Kiki came. 4480 03:08:36,880 --> 03:08:37,080 Right? 4481 03:08:37,240 --> 03:08:38,180 Ballymun Red. 4482 03:08:38,280 --> 03:08:39,980 Thanks so much for the tip, Ballymun. 4483 03:08:40,460 --> 03:08:40,700 Right. 4484 03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:43,020 I've been deposed twice in the Apple Samsung suit. 4485 03:08:43,340 --> 03:08:44,880 Because of prior art. 4486 03:08:45,000 --> 03:08:47,020 Because we have products that were introduced that... 4487 03:08:47,020 --> 03:08:47,440 Sure. 4488 03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:48,220 Sure. 4489 03:08:48,420 --> 03:08:50,780 ...that belie what those two companies are saying right now. 4490 03:08:50,780 --> 03:08:50,800 Right. 4491 03:08:50,800 --> 03:08:52,500 Yeah, this was introduced many years before. 4492 03:08:52,680 --> 03:08:52,820 Right. 4493 03:08:52,900 --> 03:08:55,120 Well, in many ways, you were making a historical record. 4494 03:08:55,200 --> 03:08:56,180 Did you know that at the time? 4495 03:08:56,220 --> 03:08:56,820 Did you feel that? 4496 03:08:57,180 --> 03:08:58,260 No, I didn't. 4497 03:08:58,360 --> 03:09:00,460 But, I mean, obviously, we were collecting all these things. 4498 03:09:00,460 --> 03:09:02,000 That's how we ended up on Archive.org. 4499 03:09:02,080 --> 03:09:02,740 I mean, that's a good story, too. 4500 03:09:02,740 --> 03:09:02,880 Right. 4501 03:09:02,880 --> 03:09:06,900 When I was doing the Internet Cafe show, we did a show on Archive.org. 4502 03:09:06,900 --> 03:09:09,080 I had Brewster Kallong as a guest on Andrew Brewster. 4503 03:09:09,080 --> 03:09:12,460 We were in the cafe with Chef Faye. 4504 03:09:12,460 --> 03:09:14,380 Ba-boo, ba-boo. 4505 03:09:15,000 --> 03:09:16,500 Ba-sim-fo-kiki. 4506 03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:17,660 Ba-ba-boo. 4507 03:09:18,360 --> 03:09:20,640 Ba-ba-boo, ba-boo. 4508 03:09:21,700 --> 03:09:23,700 Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-boo. 4509 03:09:23,700 --> 03:09:25,700 Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-boo, ba-boo. 4510 03:09:26,700 --> 03:09:28,740 Stuart Chef Faye. 4511 03:09:29,120 --> 03:09:33,860 He got that Mac world up in his head. 4512 03:09:34,300 --> 03:09:36,220 And Kiki, she loved that shit. 4513 03:09:36,620 --> 03:09:37,600 Couldn't say no. 4514 03:09:38,280 --> 03:09:39,840 Couldn't say boo-to-a-goose. 4515 03:09:40,560 --> 03:09:44,720 You had the keys to the kingdom, Chef Faye, and you fucked it all away. 4516 03:09:50,920 --> 03:09:51,880 Press play, please. 4517 03:09:52,000 --> 03:09:54,040 And after the show, we were just sitting around chatting. 4518 03:09:54,160 --> 03:09:56,380 I said, Brewster, you're interested in all those archiving stuff. 4519 03:09:56,400 --> 03:09:57,300 And he was doing websites. 4520 03:09:57,420 --> 03:09:58,180 I knew it was the Wayback Machine. 4521 03:09:58,180 --> 03:09:58,340 Right. 4522 03:09:58,680 --> 03:10:02,300 Yeah, he did Waze, sold it for AOL for lots of money, created the Wayback Machine. 4523 03:10:02,300 --> 03:10:02,620 Exactly. 4524 03:10:02,820 --> 03:10:04,160 So basically, it was websites. 4525 03:10:04,480 --> 03:10:05,780 And he had a little bit of music on there. 4526 03:10:05,880 --> 03:10:06,060 Right. 4527 03:10:07,140 --> 03:10:08,580 Yeah, Iuma, I think he bought. 4528 03:10:08,720 --> 03:10:08,820 Yeah. 4529 03:10:08,940 --> 03:10:10,720 And I sat down, I said, you know, I have this problem. 4530 03:10:10,840 --> 03:10:15,280 I have this tremendous collection of the history of the personal computer industry on videotape. 4531 03:10:15,320 --> 03:10:15,940 This is history. 4532 03:10:16,020 --> 03:10:16,960 Sitting on shelves. 4533 03:10:17,100 --> 03:10:20,240 Is there some way you'd be interested in putting that up on Archive.org? 4534 03:10:20,660 --> 03:10:21,720 He said, great idea. 4535 03:10:21,720 --> 03:10:26,840 And we made a deal, and they actually paid for digitizing hundreds of hours of tape. 4536 03:10:26,940 --> 03:10:30,320 And the show, as you can imagine, over the years, was on two-inch tape, one-inch tape, half-inch tape. 4537 03:10:30,340 --> 03:10:32,880 This thing about Sheffey, he had hundreds of hours of tape. 4538 03:10:33,720 --> 03:10:35,100 He was mad about tape. 4539 03:10:35,600 --> 03:10:42,640 I know he even had a 30-minute show reel of Kiki's stock hammer locked in a case up in the attic. 4540 03:10:43,880 --> 03:10:48,740 Turns out when the feds raided the house, the case was nowhere to be seen. 4541 03:10:49,580 --> 03:10:50,620 Case closed. 4542 03:10:51,440 --> 03:10:53,640 So it was in every format. 4543 03:10:53,940 --> 03:10:54,120 Yeah. 4544 03:10:54,320 --> 03:10:56,800 So, I mean, it was quite a job to digitize all of those. 4545 03:10:56,800 --> 03:10:57,900 And not inexpensive. 4546 03:10:57,900 --> 03:10:58,480 I tell you, sir. 4547 03:10:58,480 --> 03:11:03,360 He was quite a job to digitize the stock hammer footage, but he did it. 4548 03:11:05,020 --> 03:11:06,640 Where's the footage, Sheffey? 4549 03:11:07,920 --> 03:11:09,500 It's up on YouTube now. 4550 03:11:09,820 --> 03:11:12,060 You thought we were never going to find out what we did. 4551 03:11:12,140 --> 03:11:14,700 The whole world's going to see what you were up to, Sheffey. 4552 03:11:14,960 --> 03:11:16,080 We put them all up online. 4553 03:11:16,200 --> 03:11:18,480 Trying to pry the old screensaver shows up. 4554 03:11:18,480 --> 03:11:19,860 Put them all up online. 4555 03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:20,760 You heard that, right? 4556 03:11:20,880 --> 03:11:21,540 You heard that. 4557 03:11:21,940 --> 03:11:24,300 I mean, it was quite a job to digitize all of those. 4558 03:11:24,300 --> 03:11:25,380 And not inexpensive. 4559 03:11:25,880 --> 03:11:26,100 Yeah. 4560 03:11:26,220 --> 03:11:27,460 And we put them all up online. 4561 03:11:27,580 --> 03:11:29,300 Trying to pry the old screensaver. 4562 03:11:29,300 --> 03:11:30,820 Put them all up online. 4563 03:11:32,700 --> 03:11:34,980 This shit has no end. 4564 03:11:35,360 --> 03:11:36,720 Team Malone, thanks so much. 4565 03:11:36,760 --> 03:11:39,280 The thing about you, Fontaine, is you got a son. 4566 03:11:41,280 --> 03:11:43,460 Saber shows out of NBC Universal. 4567 03:11:43,660 --> 03:11:43,800 Yeah. 4568 03:11:43,920 --> 03:11:44,900 For kind of the same reason. 4569 03:11:44,980 --> 03:11:47,180 I mean, it was only six years compared to year 25. 4570 03:11:47,600 --> 03:11:47,840 Yeah, yeah. 4571 03:11:48,080 --> 03:11:51,300 There was a period of time that that was a historical record of. 4572 03:11:51,400 --> 03:11:51,900 Absolutely, absolutely. 4573 03:11:52,380 --> 03:11:53,320 Here we go. 4574 03:11:53,400 --> 03:11:57,540 This was the classic roundtable format where you'd have these guys in. 4575 03:11:57,720 --> 03:11:58,320 Bob Foster. 4576 03:11:58,320 --> 03:11:58,840 This is VP marketing. 4577 03:11:58,840 --> 03:12:00,280 We had Bob Foster there. 4578 03:12:00,380 --> 03:12:02,520 And we got more people in. 4579 03:12:02,640 --> 03:12:03,940 Format where you'd have these guys. 4580 03:12:04,340 --> 03:12:06,740 He was the VP of marketing at Telos. 4581 03:12:09,680 --> 03:12:12,480 Remember that son of a bitch, Bob Foster? 4582 03:12:12,720 --> 03:12:15,300 VP of marketing at Telos Software. 4583 03:12:15,860 --> 03:12:16,500 Prod. 4584 03:12:18,400 --> 03:12:19,980 Productions to you and me. 4585 03:12:20,400 --> 03:12:20,920 Protestant. 4586 03:12:22,120 --> 03:12:25,640 To other people in a specific region of the world. 4587 03:12:27,880 --> 03:12:28,960 Who's next? 4588 03:12:28,960 --> 03:12:30,920 VP marketing for Telos Software. 4589 03:12:31,380 --> 03:12:31,760 Well, this is. 4590 03:12:32,160 --> 03:12:33,480 Well, well, well. 4591 03:12:33,480 --> 03:12:38,720 If it isn't Joanna Hoffman. 4592 03:12:40,400 --> 03:12:41,760 Dustin's sister. 4593 03:12:42,940 --> 03:12:45,380 The international marketing manager at Apple. 4594 03:12:46,240 --> 03:12:49,340 One more thing about that Bob Hoffman, son of a bitch. 4595 03:12:50,020 --> 03:12:50,920 Historical record of. 4596 03:12:51,300 --> 03:12:52,740 Was it Bob Hoffman there? 4597 03:12:52,740 --> 03:12:52,880 Here we go. 4598 03:12:53,040 --> 03:12:56,840 This was the classic roundtable format where you'd have these guys. 4599 03:12:57,060 --> 03:12:58,640 Or was it Noel Edmonds? 4600 03:13:00,640 --> 03:13:01,080 Shit. 4601 03:13:01,180 --> 03:13:02,160 I'm expecting this. 4602 03:13:02,500 --> 03:13:04,500 This mofo to phone a friend. 4603 03:13:04,640 --> 03:13:05,720 Phone the banker anymore. 4604 03:13:07,060 --> 03:13:08,040 Noel's house party. 4605 03:13:08,240 --> 03:13:08,960 Who's next? 4606 03:13:09,020 --> 03:13:10,100 Mr. Blobby? 4607 03:13:12,960 --> 03:13:15,300 You really went deep this time, Shafay. 4608 03:13:15,820 --> 03:13:17,140 This is Shafay. 4609 03:13:17,140 --> 03:13:18,900 VP marketing for Telos Software. 4610 03:13:19,240 --> 03:13:20,040 Well, this is way back. 4611 03:13:20,120 --> 03:13:20,800 Yeah, this is still season one. 4612 03:13:20,800 --> 03:13:23,220 Joanna was the early marketing manager at Apple. 4613 03:13:23,260 --> 03:13:23,280 Joanna Hoffman. 4614 03:13:23,280 --> 03:13:25,320 This is still season one or two, I can tell from the set. 4615 03:13:25,380 --> 03:13:26,140 And look at this. 4616 03:13:26,240 --> 03:13:26,780 Who's this piece? 4617 03:13:26,780 --> 03:13:27,680 Motor oil, 58,000. 4618 03:13:27,760 --> 03:13:28,780 Intel, 286. 4619 03:13:29,200 --> 03:13:29,660 But half a million. 4620 03:13:30,720 --> 03:13:35,140 That same son of a gun Gary killed, though. 4621 03:13:38,700 --> 03:13:41,460 The Computer Chronicles. 4622 03:13:42,000 --> 03:13:42,980 Isn't that nice? 4623 03:13:45,360 --> 03:13:47,160 Where's Stockhammer, Shafay? 4624 03:13:48,600 --> 03:13:49,500 Hey, Shafay. 4625 03:13:50,160 --> 03:13:51,200 We've seen the videos. 4626 03:13:51,520 --> 03:13:54,820 We've seen the 30-minute raw and cut Stockhammer footage. 4627 03:13:56,740 --> 03:13:58,100 We know it was you. 4628 03:13:58,100 --> 03:14:02,420 We know it was you, Shafay. 4629 03:14:04,300 --> 03:14:05,220 Hey, Shafay. 4630 03:14:06,500 --> 03:14:07,640 I know it was you. 4631 03:14:09,300 --> 03:14:11,000 You broke my heart, Shafay. 4632 03:14:13,080 --> 03:14:14,280 You broke my heart. 4633 03:14:16,160 --> 03:14:17,560 Like a memory and sort of standard. 4634 03:14:17,680 --> 03:14:20,880 We have high-resolution graphics like the Macintosh. 4635 03:14:21,280 --> 03:14:26,920 And it leads us to a whole new level of software where graphics is a very, very important part of the application. 4636 03:14:27,380 --> 03:14:32,640 So we all had ties and jackets when we started this, before we got into the more geek look. 4637 03:14:32,660 --> 03:14:33,080 We got relaxed. 4638 03:14:33,080 --> 03:14:35,640 We changed the set a couple times and made it look more like a computer lab. 4639 03:14:35,660 --> 03:14:36,160 I liked it. 4640 03:14:36,160 --> 03:14:41,180 It was always, of course, this is fake, but it looked like you were looking out over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. 4641 03:14:41,180 --> 03:14:41,580 That's true. 4642 03:14:41,920 --> 03:14:43,180 Golden Gate Bridge. 4643 03:14:43,460 --> 03:14:44,380 We were in a TV studio. 4644 03:14:44,440 --> 03:14:44,980 We were in a TV. 4645 03:14:45,660 --> 03:14:47,180 San Francisco. 4646 03:14:47,580 --> 03:14:50,940 But I like it. 4647 03:14:50,960 --> 03:14:53,100 It felt like, you know, here we are somewhere in the... 4648 03:14:53,100 --> 03:14:53,280 It certainly... 4649 03:14:53,280 --> 03:14:54,180 You know what it did? 4650 03:14:54,260 --> 03:14:56,540 It placed it in Silicon Valley. 4651 03:14:56,680 --> 03:14:58,160 And I think that was pretty important, actually. 4652 03:14:58,680 --> 03:14:59,440 Well, that's what I was... 4653 03:14:59,440 --> 03:15:00,700 I mean, that was one of our selling points. 4654 03:15:00,780 --> 03:15:01,320 We were right in the Valley. 4655 03:15:01,400 --> 03:15:01,820 You're there. 4656 03:15:02,000 --> 03:15:02,480 You have access to all these people. 4657 03:15:02,480 --> 03:15:02,720 Yeah. 4658 03:15:03,260 --> 03:15:04,120 I have to find it. 4659 03:15:04,160 --> 03:15:07,760 I will find the John C. Dvorak clip. 4660 03:15:07,880 --> 03:15:08,720 I don't know if I can find it. 4661 03:15:10,580 --> 03:15:12,380 Philip Seymour Boffman. 4662 03:15:15,840 --> 03:15:18,220 Billip Remor Boffman. 4663 03:15:18,720 --> 03:15:20,560 Probably won't be too exciting if they go... 4664 03:15:20,560 --> 03:15:23,100 Were there surprises as you're going along? 4665 03:15:23,220 --> 03:15:23,640 I mean, you're seeing... 4666 03:15:23,640 --> 03:15:25,300 The Silicon Capital. 4667 03:15:27,460 --> 03:15:30,060 Hey, thanks very much, Seamus and Thea Malone. 4668 03:15:30,480 --> 03:15:32,960 We're getting deeper inside the conspiracy here. 4669 03:15:34,740 --> 03:15:37,660 Our young Buck Francis had to take a hike. 4670 03:15:38,300 --> 03:15:41,000 Said that the conspiracy was getting too dark for him. 4671 03:15:41,660 --> 03:15:45,540 He needed Fontaine to come in and cast a weary eye over proceedings. 4672 03:15:47,780 --> 03:15:51,200 That old guy, Gary Guinness, said he'd give me a boost, too. 4673 03:15:51,960 --> 03:15:54,300 He reminds me of a show we did with Peter Norton. 4674 03:15:54,820 --> 03:15:57,340 So when Norton came out with the disc, whatever... 4675 03:15:57,340 --> 03:16:00,460 He reminds me of Ray Mears. 4676 03:16:00,460 --> 03:16:04,720 The Roly-Poly Survival Man from BBC. 4677 03:16:06,720 --> 03:16:09,140 I'll tell you what else is crazy. 4678 03:16:10,260 --> 03:16:10,640 Shutterstock... 4679 03:16:10,640 --> 03:16:11,080 Shutterstock... 4680 03:16:11,080 --> 03:16:13,640 Shutterstock images of squirrels. 4681 03:16:14,480 --> 03:16:14,740 Squirrels. 4682 03:16:14,800 --> 03:16:15,640 There's even... 4683 03:16:15,640 --> 03:16:20,640 30% off Shutterstock squirrels. 4684 03:16:20,640 --> 03:16:27,820 Dozens of happy animals. 4685 03:16:27,820 --> 03:16:28,820 You can also use... 4686 03:16:28,820 --> 03:16:32,560 Dozens of happy animals. 4687 03:16:33,020 --> 03:16:35,120 Spectrum tool to narrow it down by color. 4688 03:16:35,260 --> 03:16:37,340 So you can say, well, I have a purple palette. 4689 03:16:37,440 --> 03:16:39,620 I need a purple happy squirrel. 4690 03:16:40,380 --> 03:16:42,560 Photos, illustrations, vectors, videos. 4691 03:16:42,800 --> 03:16:44,640 There's a separate tab for video footage. 4692 03:16:44,640 --> 03:16:45,220 Red Tech UK. 4693 03:16:45,220 --> 03:16:46,300 Thanks so much. 4694 03:16:46,300 --> 03:16:46,640 Browse around. 4695 03:16:46,840 --> 03:16:48,060 Get the iPad app. 4696 03:16:48,160 --> 03:16:49,180 I think you'll really like that. 4697 03:16:49,260 --> 03:16:50,140 It won a Webby Award. 4698 03:16:50,220 --> 03:16:50,860 It's just gorgeous. 4699 03:16:51,580 --> 03:16:56,140 Once you create an account, you can save these images and videos to your lightbox. 4700 03:16:56,320 --> 03:16:57,980 Share them with the coworkers, colleagues. 4701 03:16:58,320 --> 03:17:00,020 Or just keep them for future reference. 4702 03:17:00,600 --> 03:17:01,020 You can... 4703 03:17:01,020 --> 03:17:03,940 What's this got to do with Shafay, Fontaine? 4704 03:17:05,280 --> 03:17:06,200 Shutterstock... 4705 03:17:06,200 --> 03:17:07,480 You know that guy. 4706 03:17:07,560 --> 03:17:09,060 You know that guy, Shutterstock. 4707 03:17:09,160 --> 03:17:13,340 You got loads of images of people enjoying themselves in cars. 4708 03:17:14,000 --> 03:17:15,120 Kids eating melons. 4709 03:17:16,080 --> 03:17:18,060 Mommies kissing their kids. 4710 03:17:20,200 --> 03:17:20,680 Triangulation. 4711 03:17:20,880 --> 03:17:21,480 Fucked up. 4712 03:17:21,720 --> 03:17:23,300 It's fucked up, Shafay. 4713 03:17:26,080 --> 03:17:27,800 Shutterstock.com. 4714 03:17:27,800 --> 03:17:28,640 Calm. 4715 03:17:29,800 --> 03:17:30,400 Love them. 4716 03:17:31,980 --> 03:17:34,640 Was it hard to get advertisers in the early days? 4717 03:17:34,680 --> 03:17:36,100 Well, I like that transition. 4718 03:17:36,260 --> 03:17:37,020 It was smooth. 4719 03:17:37,980 --> 03:17:39,900 It was such a nice see. 4720 03:17:41,120 --> 03:17:50,000 From selling the stock image website into the question to Shafay. 4721 03:17:50,360 --> 03:17:51,480 I got to tell you something. 4722 03:17:51,940 --> 03:17:53,500 That son of a bitch, Shafay. 4723 03:17:54,140 --> 03:17:55,860 He thinks he's being questioned now. 4724 03:17:55,980 --> 03:17:56,720 He hasn't been questioned. 4725 03:17:56,860 --> 03:17:59,140 Wait until he's in an interview room with myself. 4726 03:18:00,420 --> 03:18:02,400 That son of a bitch ain't gonna last two minutes. 4727 03:18:02,820 --> 03:18:05,280 Stock.com. 4728 03:18:06,420 --> 03:18:07,000 Love them. 4729 03:18:08,580 --> 03:18:10,200 Was it hard to get advertisers in the air? 4730 03:18:10,200 --> 03:18:11,340 What a motherfucking liar. 4731 03:18:14,340 --> 03:18:16,520 Shutterstock.com. 4732 03:18:16,520 --> 03:18:17,520 Shutterstock.com. 4733 03:18:17,520 --> 03:18:17,900 Love. 4734 03:18:17,900 --> 03:18:20,800 Love. 4735 03:18:22,060 --> 03:18:29,740 Was it hard to get studio time with Kiki when you were filming her prancing around in the heels and that skirt? 4736 03:18:31,420 --> 03:18:32,560 What he's saying there, right? 4737 03:18:32,560 --> 03:18:32,600 What are you saying there, right? 4738 03:18:33,300 --> 03:18:34,220 Son of a bitch. 4739 03:18:36,380 --> 03:18:36,760 Shutterstock.com. 4740 03:18:38,760 --> 03:18:45,180 Love them. 4741 03:18:45,180 --> 03:18:45,440 Love them. 4742 03:18:47,180 --> 03:18:49,680 Was it hard to get advertisers in the early days? 4743 03:18:49,740 --> 03:18:51,140 Did people understand what you were doing? 4744 03:18:51,820 --> 03:18:53,900 It was very hard in the middle at the beginning. 4745 03:18:54,000 --> 03:18:54,840 It was very hard at the end. 4746 03:18:54,900 --> 03:18:55,820 It was very easy in the middle. 4747 03:18:55,940 --> 03:18:56,580 When it was booming. 4748 03:18:56,920 --> 03:18:57,080 Yeah. 4749 03:18:57,140 --> 03:18:58,300 When it was booming, it was a piece of cake. 4750 03:18:58,380 --> 03:18:58,880 My people were... 4751 03:18:58,880 --> 03:19:00,320 Mary Honey 32. 4752 03:19:00,520 --> 03:19:02,040 Thanks so much for the tip. 4753 03:19:02,160 --> 03:19:04,220 Very, very kind of you, Mary Honey. 4754 03:19:04,300 --> 03:19:05,680 Very kind of you. 4755 03:19:07,780 --> 03:19:08,900 And thank you. 4756 03:19:09,600 --> 03:19:10,380 You got a son. 4757 03:19:10,820 --> 03:19:11,560 Knocking on the door. 4758 03:19:11,660 --> 03:19:11,820 Yeah. 4759 03:19:11,960 --> 03:19:13,880 The very beginning, this was such a new idea. 4760 03:19:13,960 --> 03:19:14,080 Right. 4761 03:19:14,380 --> 03:19:15,940 Fortunately, digital research came in. 4762 03:19:16,300 --> 03:19:18,140 Remember Byte Magazine at the time? 4763 03:19:18,320 --> 03:19:19,040 Couldn't forget it. 4764 03:19:19,140 --> 03:19:19,540 Byte was a sponsor. 4765 03:19:19,540 --> 03:19:20,320 Jerry Pornell and Katie Smear. 4766 03:19:20,320 --> 03:19:20,760 Exactly. 4767 03:19:21,020 --> 03:19:22,360 Byte was a sponsor of digital research. 4768 03:19:22,360 --> 03:19:22,800 Jerry Pornell. 4769 03:19:23,080 --> 03:19:23,680 The porn magnet. 4770 03:19:23,680 --> 03:19:27,380 And believe it or not, the biggest first sponsor was an English company nobody's ever heard of called Micro Focus. 4771 03:19:29,140 --> 03:19:29,420 Micro Focus. 4772 03:19:30,520 --> 03:19:32,620 Jerry Pornell, the porn magnet. 4773 03:19:33,560 --> 03:19:34,720 Kiki Stockhammer. 4774 03:19:34,960 --> 03:19:36,100 Stuart Sheffy. 4775 03:19:37,160 --> 03:19:38,660 At Sheffy on Twitter. 4776 03:19:39,500 --> 03:19:42,720 I remember them, but only because of the ads on Computer Protocols. 4777 03:19:42,720 --> 03:19:43,260 They were the very first. 4778 03:19:43,340 --> 03:19:44,100 Well, they really made it happen. 4779 03:19:44,100 --> 03:19:44,380 What did they do? 4780 03:19:44,800 --> 03:19:45,160 Micro Focus. 4781 03:19:45,480 --> 03:19:46,500 They can... 4782 03:19:46,500 --> 03:19:47,840 I forget what it was, but... 4783 03:19:47,840 --> 03:19:48,900 Some... 4784 03:19:48,900 --> 03:19:51,540 Some piece of shit company. 4785 03:19:52,600 --> 03:19:56,560 Some loser company from Wimeytown. 4786 03:19:57,560 --> 03:19:58,640 Remember that sponsor? 4787 03:19:58,960 --> 03:20:01,400 Those pieces of shit Micro Focus? 4788 03:20:02,840 --> 03:20:03,960 What did they do? 4789 03:20:04,120 --> 03:20:04,620 I don't know. 4790 03:20:05,160 --> 03:20:06,200 Who cares? 4791 03:20:06,540 --> 03:20:08,900 They had the greenbacks. 4792 03:20:09,340 --> 03:20:10,340 That's all I remember. 4793 03:20:13,000 --> 03:20:13,880 Micro Focus? 4794 03:20:14,020 --> 03:20:15,140 What a bunch of jerks. 4795 03:20:15,300 --> 03:20:18,140 I remember them, but only because of the ads on Computer Protocols. 4796 03:20:18,140 --> 03:20:18,720 They were the very first. 4797 03:20:18,800 --> 03:20:19,620 Well, they really made it happen. 4798 03:20:19,620 --> 03:20:19,840 What did they do? 4799 03:20:20,300 --> 03:20:20,700 Micro Focus. 4800 03:20:20,920 --> 03:20:21,360 They... 4801 03:20:21,360 --> 03:20:21,920 They can... 4802 03:20:21,920 --> 03:20:23,100 I forget what it was, but... 4803 03:20:23,100 --> 03:20:24,320 Some... 4804 03:20:24,320 --> 03:20:25,100 Some... 4805 03:20:25,100 --> 03:20:28,900 And there we have the classic Stuart... 4806 03:20:28,900 --> 03:20:29,500 Stuart... 4807 03:20:29,500 --> 03:20:33,240 Stewie Sheffey two-finger cheek rub. 4808 03:20:33,440 --> 03:20:39,940 Because he knows that he can't release any classified information about Micro Fuckers. 4809 03:20:40,980 --> 03:20:41,980 So he rubs the cheek. 4810 03:20:41,980 --> 03:20:42,780 What did they do? 4811 03:20:42,780 --> 03:20:43,580 Micro Focus. 4812 03:20:43,580 --> 03:20:44,280 They... 4813 03:20:44,280 --> 03:20:44,900 They can... 4814 03:20:44,900 --> 03:20:46,400 Look, what did they do? 4815 03:20:47,240 --> 03:20:47,900 They... 4816 03:20:47,900 --> 03:20:48,540 They... 4817 03:20:48,540 --> 03:20:50,740 I forget now. 4818 03:20:51,740 --> 03:20:52,660 Son of a bitch. 4819 03:20:53,780 --> 03:20:54,700 He knows... 4820 03:20:54,700 --> 03:20:56,620 He knows damn well what they did. 4821 03:20:57,500 --> 03:20:58,020 They... 4822 03:20:58,020 --> 03:20:58,600 They can... 4823 03:20:58,600 --> 03:20:59,940 I forget what it was, but... 4824 03:20:59,940 --> 03:21:01,020 Some... 4825 03:21:01,020 --> 03:21:02,160 Some mini... 4826 03:21:02,160 --> 03:21:03,060 Money well spent. 4827 03:21:04,200 --> 03:21:06,140 Some software written for minis. 4828 03:21:06,220 --> 03:21:07,540 They can translate into PC software. 4829 03:21:07,540 --> 03:21:07,900 There you go. 4830 03:21:08,000 --> 03:21:09,340 It was an interim... 4831 03:21:09,340 --> 03:21:09,800 Exactly. 4832 03:21:09,880 --> 03:21:11,080 ...play, so they're not around. 4833 03:21:11,100 --> 03:21:11,840 So they were the first ones. 4834 03:21:11,980 --> 03:21:13,720 They're not around anymore. 4835 03:21:15,660 --> 03:21:16,380 Luke Murphy. 4836 03:21:16,520 --> 03:21:17,740 Thanks so much for the tip. 4837 03:21:18,380 --> 03:21:19,420 After that, I mean, we had HP. 4838 03:21:19,640 --> 03:21:20,040 We had Intel. 4839 03:21:20,340 --> 03:21:21,080 We had all the big... 4840 03:21:21,080 --> 03:21:22,040 Well, there was no competition. 4841 03:21:22,420 --> 03:21:23,320 Micro Focus. 4842 03:21:23,500 --> 03:21:23,960 Micro Focus. 4843 03:21:23,960 --> 03:21:24,820 What did they do? 4844 03:21:24,940 --> 03:21:25,440 What did they do? 4845 03:21:25,900 --> 03:21:26,540 They... 4846 03:21:26,540 --> 03:21:27,260 They... 4847 03:21:27,260 --> 03:21:29,460 Double Stroke of the cheek. 4848 03:21:29,780 --> 03:21:31,120 I forget now. 4849 03:21:33,000 --> 03:21:34,120 I don't remember. 4850 03:21:34,640 --> 03:21:35,760 But they went bust. 4851 03:21:36,620 --> 03:21:37,780 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 4852 03:21:38,780 --> 03:21:39,220 Right. 4853 03:21:39,940 --> 03:21:41,500 They were an interim company. 4854 03:21:41,720 --> 03:21:42,140 Right. 4855 03:21:43,780 --> 03:21:44,720 Leo Laporte. 4856 03:21:44,940 --> 03:21:47,040 We know exactly what you're doing, son. 4857 03:21:48,020 --> 03:21:53,760 We just found out, too, that Leo Laporte is not only that guy, but it's the guy on the screen in the background. 4858 03:21:54,080 --> 03:21:54,840 For a long time. 4859 03:21:54,960 --> 03:21:55,400 Nobody was doing this. 4860 03:21:55,400 --> 03:21:56,180 Guy couldn't stay up. 4861 03:21:56,380 --> 03:21:56,960 That's right. 4862 03:21:57,040 --> 03:21:58,340 He couldn't handle himself. 4863 03:21:59,200 --> 03:22:00,020 Being on one... 4864 03:22:00,020 --> 03:22:03,240 Being just one person on the screen, it wasn't enough for Laporte. 4865 03:22:03,360 --> 03:22:05,400 He had to be on the TV in the background, too. 4866 03:22:06,180 --> 03:22:06,460 That's right. 4867 03:22:06,540 --> 03:22:08,980 I mean, we were delivering the one audience these people wanted. 4868 03:22:09,120 --> 03:22:10,780 They were all buying computer stuff every week. 4869 03:22:10,780 --> 03:22:10,920 Right. 4870 03:22:11,560 --> 03:22:13,460 Do you remember some memorable demo fails? 4871 03:22:13,940 --> 03:22:15,760 Besides the HP color printer... 4872 03:22:15,760 --> 03:22:17,200 Demo fails. 4873 03:22:18,020 --> 03:22:19,340 Lasered bursting into flames. 4874 03:22:19,400 --> 03:22:20,320 That's a pretty bad one. 4875 03:22:20,340 --> 03:22:21,500 Well, the Peter Norton one, of course. 4876 03:22:21,500 --> 03:22:23,180 Peter not being able to fix the computer. 4877 03:22:23,360 --> 03:22:26,220 John taking apart a PS2 and not being able to put it. 4878 03:22:26,500 --> 03:22:28,500 Remember John taking apart that PS2? 4879 03:22:29,180 --> 03:22:30,320 What a fucking asshole. 4880 03:22:31,800 --> 03:22:33,280 Remember, he couldn't fucking do that. 4881 03:22:34,940 --> 03:22:36,600 We took him out back afterwards. 4882 03:22:36,940 --> 03:22:38,000 We beat him with a belt. 4883 03:22:43,480 --> 03:22:44,540 What's right is right. 4884 03:22:47,000 --> 03:22:48,440 What's right is fucking right. 4885 03:22:50,220 --> 03:22:51,260 We took him back together. 4886 03:22:51,520 --> 03:22:52,540 I've got to find that. 4887 03:22:52,900 --> 03:22:57,120 Well, I mean, early web stuff, of course, it was always a nightmare because connections were so slow. 4888 03:22:57,540 --> 03:22:57,720 Right. 4889 03:22:57,980 --> 03:22:59,140 We still have that problem. 4890 03:22:59,180 --> 03:23:00,860 Yeah, we were always crashing doing web demonstrations. 4891 03:23:01,000 --> 03:23:01,580 But you were smart. 4892 03:23:01,660 --> 03:23:02,820 You didn't do it live, live. 4893 03:23:03,120 --> 03:23:03,520 Crazy. 4894 03:23:03,520 --> 03:23:06,140 But were you able to edit it or was it really live to tape? 4895 03:23:06,140 --> 03:23:06,880 It was pretty much live to tape. 4896 03:23:07,160 --> 03:23:07,800 So if it... 4897 03:23:07,800 --> 03:23:08,660 We did almost no editing. 4898 03:23:08,860 --> 03:23:09,200 If it failed... 4899 03:23:09,200 --> 03:23:11,240 We would do a second take and there was a total disaster. 4900 03:23:11,240 --> 03:23:11,480 Right. 4901 03:23:11,760 --> 03:23:13,720 But there was virtually no post-production on the show. 4902 03:23:13,880 --> 03:23:15,480 I mean, we used to produce field packages, too. 4903 03:23:15,540 --> 03:23:16,460 We would drop in afterwards. 4904 03:23:16,600 --> 03:23:18,960 We saw that one at the early... 4905 03:23:18,960 --> 03:23:19,320 Exactly. 4906 03:23:19,480 --> 03:23:20,560 ...Mac World Expo. 4907 03:23:21,940 --> 03:23:23,020 I mean, the classic... 4908 03:23:23,020 --> 03:23:25,400 Mac World Expo. 4909 03:23:26,040 --> 03:23:27,120 There was a classic. 4910 03:23:28,080 --> 03:23:29,960 I'm sure Faye's going to tell us about that classic. 4911 03:23:30,760 --> 03:23:32,560 I can't forget about John, though. 4912 03:23:34,040 --> 03:23:35,780 Tried to take apart a PS2. 4913 03:23:35,960 --> 03:23:37,060 Shit his pants. 4914 03:23:38,420 --> 03:23:41,120 So we took him out back and whipped him with his belt. 4915 03:23:45,180 --> 03:23:46,280 What's done is done. 4916 03:23:48,820 --> 03:23:49,520 Move on. 4917 03:23:52,360 --> 03:23:53,260 Forget about it. 4918 03:23:54,460 --> 03:23:55,640 Classic problems we had. 4919 03:23:56,540 --> 03:23:58,520 Speech recognition shows that never worked. 4920 03:23:59,080 --> 03:23:59,460 Never. 4921 03:23:59,560 --> 03:24:00,020 They never do. 4922 03:24:00,080 --> 03:24:00,640 They still don't. 4923 03:24:00,740 --> 03:24:03,300 Midi music shows that could never get those damn things working right. 4924 03:24:04,980 --> 03:24:05,860 Virtual reality. 4925 03:24:06,000 --> 03:24:07,780 Net stuff never worked the first time around. 4926 03:24:08,520 --> 03:24:08,880 So, yeah. 4927 03:24:09,180 --> 03:24:11,100 We got to bleeding edge from cutting edge. 4928 03:24:11,200 --> 03:24:12,540 We were up for disaster time. 4929 03:24:12,820 --> 03:24:14,540 And the crew would say, oh, we're doing a mini... 4930 03:24:14,540 --> 03:24:14,960 Oh, no. 4931 03:24:15,040 --> 03:24:15,840 Not another mini show. 4932 03:24:15,900 --> 03:24:16,480 I'll be at her at midnight. 4933 03:24:16,620 --> 03:24:19,840 Remember those midnight mini shows? 4934 03:24:21,580 --> 03:24:23,900 Remember those midnight mini shows you used to do? 4935 03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:25,780 Yeah. 4936 03:24:25,900 --> 03:24:27,320 Somebody's got a tape of that. 4937 03:24:29,820 --> 03:24:31,560 What you want us to do, Shavey? 4938 03:24:32,240 --> 03:24:33,620 Only say the word. 4939 03:24:35,420 --> 03:24:36,900 And I shall be healed. 4940 03:24:38,080 --> 03:24:39,700 Were there some things you just wouldn't do? 4941 03:24:41,840 --> 03:24:44,200 Was there something you wouldn't do, Shavey? 4942 03:24:44,320 --> 03:24:47,080 I know there's something you wouldn't do, right? 4943 03:24:48,760 --> 03:24:51,140 I know there's something about you, Shavey. 4944 03:24:51,520 --> 03:24:52,860 I mean, were there people... 4945 03:24:52,860 --> 03:24:54,960 Well, obviously, Michael Dell never came back. 4946 03:24:55,080 --> 03:24:55,760 He was on once. 4947 03:24:55,880 --> 03:24:57,240 Well, he was actually in the studio. 4948 03:24:57,400 --> 03:24:59,420 I interviewed him in the remote package we had done. 4949 03:24:59,440 --> 03:25:00,340 Luke's National Run Day. 4950 03:25:00,360 --> 03:25:01,140 Thank you very much. 4951 03:25:01,140 --> 03:25:05,640 What you do is stuff that was too geeky or too businessy or too commercial. 4952 03:25:06,000 --> 03:25:11,100 I mean, we were representing the average guy who was walking in the computer store that weekend saying, 4953 03:25:11,200 --> 03:25:11,820 I need this. 4954 03:25:12,380 --> 03:25:13,460 You know, which one should I buy? 4955 03:25:13,540 --> 03:25:14,220 There's five of them. 4956 03:25:14,220 --> 03:25:14,360 Right. 4957 03:25:14,720 --> 03:25:16,200 You know, what's going to solve my problem? 4958 03:25:16,340 --> 03:25:17,340 How should I spend that money? 4959 03:25:17,420 --> 03:25:18,160 Here's John Cena. 4960 03:25:18,760 --> 03:25:20,640 Hey, we got some haircuts here. 4961 03:25:20,700 --> 03:25:22,720 We got some hairstyles back in the day. 4962 03:25:22,820 --> 03:25:25,040 These were forced upon the men who had them. 4963 03:25:25,800 --> 03:25:29,800 They loved it because they knew they were going to be with Kiki afterwards. 4964 03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:37,600 Every guy that went into the studio was forced to wear shit hair. 4965 03:25:38,180 --> 03:25:38,600 Why? 4966 03:25:39,440 --> 03:25:42,360 Because they had a son on another thing. 4967 03:25:43,180 --> 03:25:47,560 They knew they were going to be prancing around with Kiki's smack house. 4968 03:25:48,020 --> 03:25:50,280 Later on, Stock Ham or whatever her name is. 4969 03:25:51,060 --> 03:25:52,080 There we go. 4970 03:25:52,900 --> 03:25:53,320 Oh, Peter Bennell. 4971 03:25:53,500 --> 03:25:54,020 David Bennell. 4972 03:25:54,620 --> 03:25:59,920 Just a couple of geeks fiddling around with a couple of drives. 4973 03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,460 What could go wrong? 4974 03:26:01,880 --> 03:26:02,460 David Bennell. 4975 03:26:02,720 --> 03:26:03,960 Great computer publisher. 4976 03:26:04,220 --> 03:26:04,700 Very famous. 4977 03:26:05,500 --> 03:26:05,640 Yeah. 4978 03:26:06,080 --> 03:26:08,720 Yeah, I think these machines are really nicely targeted. 4979 03:26:08,860 --> 03:26:09,440 Clearly. 4980 03:26:09,840 --> 03:26:11,000 He doesn't know what the hell he's doing. 4981 03:26:11,020 --> 03:26:12,720 He's pretending at this point that this is. 4982 03:26:12,720 --> 03:26:14,060 The guy doesn't know what he's doing. 4983 03:26:14,180 --> 03:26:14,700 Look at that. 4984 03:26:14,740 --> 03:26:15,260 Go watch. 4985 03:26:15,300 --> 03:26:16,280 He had that Rolex. 4986 03:26:17,900 --> 03:26:21,380 These guys were dripping in green bags. 4987 03:26:21,680 --> 03:26:28,940 And afterwards, they were going to be prancing around the same studio, 54, with Kiki Stockhammer, 4988 03:26:29,280 --> 03:26:33,300 taking stock of their lives. 4989 03:26:33,940 --> 03:26:35,960 I'm not telling their wives. 4990 03:26:35,960 --> 03:26:37,660 Look at this hairdo here. 4991 03:26:38,080 --> 03:26:41,260 It's a classic situation. 4992 03:26:41,620 --> 03:26:42,780 It's not a thatch. 4993 03:26:44,900 --> 03:26:48,960 It's what's known in the biz as a sordid sweep. 4994 03:26:49,860 --> 03:26:51,000 Look at the sweep. 4995 03:26:53,820 --> 03:27:05,140 Starts here at the top of the crown, the forehead, the five head, and goes all the way down to Brighton Beach. 4996 03:27:05,220 --> 03:27:09,380 All the way down to Kenassie. 4997 03:27:11,280 --> 03:27:12,440 The L train. 4998 03:27:13,240 --> 03:27:14,260 Exactly what he wanted. 4999 03:27:14,260 --> 03:27:14,360 Exactly. 5000 03:27:14,360 --> 03:27:14,420 That's what he wanted. 5001 03:27:14,420 --> 03:27:14,720 Exactly. 5002 03:27:14,720 --> 03:27:16,300 That's what he wanted. 5003 03:27:16,300 --> 03:27:18,360 That's not too clear. 5004 03:27:18,360 --> 03:27:19,900 What is your overall impression? 5005 03:27:19,900 --> 03:27:21,040 Where did that box come from? 5006 03:27:21,040 --> 03:27:22,740 The rest of the machines are out there now. 5007 03:27:22,740 --> 03:27:28,460 Well, people are saying that IBM pricing seems to be pretty high. 5008 03:27:28,460 --> 03:27:30,840 David, keep on filling while John frees us out. 5009 03:27:31,040 --> 03:27:31,280 Bill, Bill. 5010 03:27:32,300 --> 03:27:35,100 I think John's trying to read the manual at this point. 5011 03:27:35,320 --> 03:27:36,080 It's too late. 5012 03:27:36,280 --> 03:27:38,100 We know that the manufacturing costs of this machine are about 40%. 5013 03:27:38,100 --> 03:27:40,000 We did a show on robots once. 5014 03:27:40,000 --> 03:27:40,940 It was very funny. 5015 03:27:41,360 --> 03:27:43,740 We did a show on robots once. 5016 03:27:44,060 --> 03:27:45,240 That was hysterical. 5017 03:27:45,700 --> 03:27:48,520 What happened at some point, we formed a company called PCTV. 5018 03:27:49,000 --> 03:27:49,280 Right. 5019 03:27:49,420 --> 03:27:51,260 With the owners of PC Connection, Mac Connection. 5020 03:27:51,320 --> 03:27:51,800 That's right. 5021 03:27:52,480 --> 03:27:54,100 And that was kind of a lot of fun. 5022 03:27:54,180 --> 03:27:55,580 We spent four or five years doing nothing. 5023 03:27:55,580 --> 03:27:56,840 You did a Mac show and a Mac. 5024 03:27:56,840 --> 03:27:59,240 We spent four or five years doing nothing. 5025 03:28:00,480 --> 03:28:02,720 Yeah, we know what you were doing, Shafé. 5026 03:28:04,480 --> 03:28:07,420 We goddamn know right what you were doing. 5027 03:28:07,420 --> 03:28:11,040 Because we have the 30-minute Kiki Stockhammer footage. 5028 03:28:11,160 --> 03:28:13,220 Raw, unedited. 5029 03:28:14,380 --> 03:28:16,240 Except, look, we got that shit. 5030 03:28:16,400 --> 03:28:17,900 We got Yuri Weinstein. 5031 03:28:18,140 --> 03:28:19,720 How about Weinstein, Shafé? 5032 03:28:20,180 --> 03:28:22,100 Because we have interviews from him. 5033 03:28:23,500 --> 03:28:28,860 We have Stockhammer sucking her face off inside of a stock cube. 5034 03:28:31,140 --> 03:28:39,040 Stock cube by, what's the name of that chef who has the stock cubes? 5035 03:28:39,360 --> 03:28:41,100 Marco Pierre White. 5036 03:28:43,140 --> 03:28:49,540 We had Stockhammer blowing raspberries inside your LED ring light, Fontaine. 5037 03:28:50,500 --> 03:28:51,180 Shafé. 5038 03:28:52,940 --> 03:28:54,860 You want to open up about that? 5039 03:28:54,940 --> 03:29:01,060 You want to open up about Kiki Stockhammer and the massive golden ring? 5040 03:29:02,780 --> 03:29:05,440 Kiki Stockhammer's diamante ring? 5041 03:29:05,740 --> 03:29:07,280 It's not even a real diamond. 5042 03:29:08,660 --> 03:29:10,640 It's a Swarovski crystal. 5043 03:29:13,640 --> 03:29:15,540 Okay, anyone can buy that shit. 5044 03:29:17,680 --> 03:29:19,200 That's a fucking... 5045 03:29:19,200 --> 03:29:25,460 That's Elizabeth Duke. 5046 03:29:26,320 --> 03:29:28,440 See that ring she's wearing, Fontaine? 5047 03:29:29,400 --> 03:29:30,500 That's Argos. 5048 03:29:30,500 --> 03:29:30,880 Argos. 5049 03:29:33,680 --> 03:29:36,780 She got that shit in Argos, Fontaine. 5050 03:29:42,180 --> 03:29:44,260 Back to the computer chronicle. 5051 03:29:44,380 --> 03:29:45,860 Back to the triangulation. 5052 03:29:47,000 --> 03:29:48,020 Isn't it... 5053 03:29:48,020 --> 03:29:49,460 Hey, isn't it some... 5054 03:29:49,460 --> 03:29:50,860 Stockhammer's cleavage... 5055 03:29:50,860 --> 03:29:53,680 Stockhammer's cleavage, Fontaine. 5056 03:29:54,280 --> 03:29:56,840 Isn't there something going on here, Shafé? 5057 03:29:56,960 --> 03:30:02,740 The fact that you're on a fucking show called The Triangulation with Leo Laporte. 5058 03:30:03,040 --> 03:30:03,840 Every Thursday night. 5059 03:30:04,040 --> 03:30:07,080 Every Thursday night, The Triangulation. 5060 03:30:09,320 --> 03:30:10,640 Fucked up, Fontaine. 5061 03:30:11,500 --> 03:30:12,120 A Shafé. 5062 03:30:13,080 --> 03:30:14,720 Thanks so much, Luke's Veg. 5063 03:30:16,600 --> 03:30:18,000 Let's get to where we were there. 5064 03:30:18,140 --> 03:30:20,100 No value in old computer shows, really. 5065 03:30:20,720 --> 03:30:24,420 But it's hard to like, oh, because you put a lot of money into that, a lot of effort. 5066 03:30:25,000 --> 03:30:28,280 But I mean, actually, we learned a lot from that. 5067 03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:31,200 It's sort of the modern era of the digital world. 5068 03:30:31,540 --> 03:30:34,820 We found that giving things away has its own value. 5069 03:30:35,000 --> 03:30:35,320 Absolutely. 5070 03:30:35,520 --> 03:30:36,940 Because people discovered what we were doing. 5071 03:30:36,960 --> 03:30:37,200 Absolutely. 5072 03:30:37,420 --> 03:30:39,500 And the fact that it was there for free was the greatest marketing... 5073 03:30:39,500 --> 03:30:41,760 That's a lesson people have only now started to learn. 5074 03:30:41,920 --> 03:30:42,940 But we learned it when we were in Chronicles. 5075 03:30:42,940 --> 03:30:44,740 Do you remember your first time on the Internet? 5076 03:30:44,980 --> 03:30:46,660 The first time you started doing shows about the Internet? 5077 03:30:46,660 --> 03:30:50,820 Well, actually, the very first TV show ever streamed on the web was Computer Chronicles. 5078 03:30:51,280 --> 03:30:51,680 Wow. 5079 03:30:52,220 --> 03:30:52,940 That's bullshit. 5080 03:30:52,940 --> 03:30:53,040 That's bullshit. 5081 03:30:53,420 --> 03:30:54,480 That's such bullshit. 5082 03:30:54,620 --> 03:30:56,860 I don't even have to look at the files for that. 5083 03:30:57,480 --> 03:31:00,780 Very first TV show that was streamed on the web was Computer Chronicles. 5084 03:31:01,780 --> 03:31:02,300 Please. 5085 03:31:02,900 --> 03:31:05,320 Anybody out there who can verify that? 5086 03:31:06,000 --> 03:31:06,540 Fuck. 5087 03:31:07,220 --> 03:31:08,280 Such lies. 5088 03:31:10,920 --> 03:31:13,520 You know for a fact that it wasn't that, right? 5089 03:31:13,700 --> 03:31:14,920 You know it ain't like that. 5090 03:31:15,120 --> 03:31:17,480 You want it to be one way, but it ain't that way. 5091 03:31:18,600 --> 03:31:19,700 Marlo Stanfield. 5092 03:31:20,700 --> 03:31:21,400 Remember that? 5093 03:31:21,440 --> 03:31:21,860 The M-Bone. 5094 03:31:21,980 --> 03:31:22,080 Yes. 5095 03:31:22,080 --> 03:31:23,520 It was the multicast backbone. 5096 03:31:24,520 --> 03:31:27,640 You had to be in a research institution or university. 5097 03:31:28,220 --> 03:31:29,860 It was very complex. 5098 03:31:30,060 --> 03:31:33,840 But the guy who was running that, I can't remember, Carl, I can't remember his name right now, 5099 03:31:33,880 --> 03:31:36,980 I'm out of Washington, D.C., called me and said, hey, could we experiment? 5100 03:31:37,220 --> 03:31:39,100 Carl, I don't know his name. 5101 03:31:39,440 --> 03:31:39,840 Carl. 5102 03:31:41,040 --> 03:31:44,420 Yeah, you don't know his name, Shafay, because that guy doesn't exist. 5103 03:31:44,620 --> 03:31:46,220 Carl does not exist. 5104 03:31:46,880 --> 03:31:49,240 Put your TV show on our M-Bone thing. 5105 03:31:49,340 --> 03:31:50,220 I said, sure, let's do it. 5106 03:31:50,500 --> 03:31:53,620 So that was actually the first time we actually did that. 5107 03:31:53,720 --> 03:31:55,340 And that was, I mean, nobody watched it. 5108 03:31:55,620 --> 03:31:56,880 The principle that you actually feed him. 5109 03:31:56,880 --> 03:31:58,340 Oh, nobody watched it, right? 5110 03:31:58,380 --> 03:32:01,640 So that means we won't find it if we go looking for Shafay. 5111 03:32:01,760 --> 03:32:04,780 You've got a son, and you don't even have a show. 5112 03:32:05,320 --> 03:32:07,080 It never happens, Shafay. 5113 03:32:08,840 --> 03:32:09,780 A piece of video. 5114 03:32:11,580 --> 03:32:11,940 Unbelievable. 5115 03:32:12,400 --> 03:32:17,040 It was, as I remember, kind of a peer-to-peer system where you would pass it, you would get it, 5116 03:32:17,080 --> 03:32:18,020 you would pass it along. 5117 03:32:18,020 --> 03:32:23,520 Yeah, and because of that, they could put pretty high-quality content on the slow internet. 5118 03:32:23,620 --> 03:32:26,240 Believe it or not, way back when we, the first year of the Netcafe show, 5119 03:32:26,820 --> 03:32:32,560 we actually had the first concert online on the web with a group called Severe Tire Damage. 5120 03:32:34,000 --> 03:32:36,060 Severe Tire Damage. 5121 03:32:38,520 --> 03:32:39,420 That's cute. 5122 03:32:40,560 --> 03:32:41,540 That's really cute. 5123 03:32:43,700 --> 03:32:45,680 The fuck is stock hammer, Shafay? 5124 03:32:46,780 --> 03:32:48,920 Where the hell is your goddamn son? 5125 03:32:50,000 --> 03:32:52,200 There's a bunch of geeks in the valley who had a rock band. 5126 03:32:52,340 --> 03:32:54,780 There's a bunch of geeks in the valley, a rock band. 5127 03:32:54,880 --> 03:32:56,200 One was that, Warp 11? 5128 03:32:56,860 --> 03:32:58,440 Kiki Stockhammer's Star Trek? 5129 03:32:59,300 --> 03:32:59,700 Quintet? 5130 03:33:00,420 --> 03:33:01,180 I love it. 5131 03:33:01,760 --> 03:33:02,880 That doesn't change either. 5132 03:33:02,980 --> 03:33:03,540 They're still playing. 5133 03:33:03,540 --> 03:33:06,800 They were actually the warm-up act for the Rolling Stones online concert. 5134 03:33:06,800 --> 03:33:07,000 Wow. 5135 03:33:07,340 --> 03:33:10,620 Well, and that was the big breakthrough was the Rolling Stones on M-Bone. 5136 03:33:11,340 --> 03:33:13,040 I think it opened a lot of people's eyes. 5137 03:33:13,040 --> 03:33:17,360 We've gone well beyond that in terms of audience size, but that was a huge breakthrough. 5138 03:33:17,980 --> 03:33:20,100 I remember very well, and I think Mick Jagger's saying, 5139 03:33:20,760 --> 03:33:23,040 Well, hello to all the people on the internet. 5140 03:33:24,120 --> 03:33:25,100 Right, exactly. 5141 03:33:25,780 --> 03:33:27,400 Absolutely disgusting. 5142 03:33:29,340 --> 03:33:31,000 Can't believe you just did that. 5143 03:33:31,920 --> 03:33:34,100 I need to rewind just to hear you do that again. 5144 03:33:34,300 --> 03:33:36,080 That's made me sick. 5145 03:33:37,660 --> 03:33:38,660 Absolutely sick. 5146 03:33:38,760 --> 03:33:39,380 Huge breakthrough. 5147 03:33:39,380 --> 03:33:41,380 Mick Jagger impression coming up. 5148 03:33:42,060 --> 03:33:48,020 Listen to this Mick Jagger impression, Fontaine, and tell me the devil doesn't exist. 5149 03:33:48,860 --> 03:33:51,340 I remember very well, and I think Mick Jagger's saying, 5150 03:33:51,980 --> 03:33:54,280 Well, hello to all the people on the internet. 5151 03:33:55,300 --> 03:33:56,360 Right, exactly. 5152 03:33:56,660 --> 03:33:57,100 Exactly. 5153 03:33:58,160 --> 03:33:59,380 Terrible stuff. 5154 03:34:00,980 --> 03:34:04,300 Buoyed by Stuart Shaffey saying, 5155 03:34:04,460 --> 03:34:06,740 Right, right, yeah, I remember that. 5156 03:34:07,920 --> 03:34:10,700 Do you remember the first shows that you did about the internet? 5157 03:34:10,880 --> 03:34:13,460 And what was your sense when you were looking at it? 5158 03:34:13,580 --> 03:34:15,260 It must have been 94, 95. 5159 03:34:15,280 --> 03:34:16,040 It was so slow. 5160 03:34:16,720 --> 03:34:17,360 Hard to use. 5161 03:34:17,360 --> 03:34:20,860 The first show we did, internet-like, was on CompuServe. 5162 03:34:21,240 --> 03:34:21,720 CompuServe, sure. 5163 03:34:21,720 --> 03:34:22,360 That was the first thing. 5164 03:34:22,400 --> 03:34:22,580 Sure. 5165 03:34:22,720 --> 03:34:25,700 And you could literally watch the letters form on the screen. 5166 03:34:25,820 --> 03:34:27,560 You were like 300 baudmortem or something. 5167 03:34:27,640 --> 03:34:27,760 Yep, yep. 5168 03:34:27,920 --> 03:34:30,220 So, I mean, it was very, very impractical, but it was exciting. 5169 03:34:30,320 --> 03:34:30,900 It reminds me of... 5170 03:34:30,900 --> 03:34:31,660 Still exciting. 5171 03:34:31,740 --> 03:34:35,500 The first time I got on CompuServe reminded me of the first time I went scuba diving. 5172 03:34:35,640 --> 03:34:37,540 I mean, it's like an entire world out there. 5173 03:34:37,620 --> 03:34:38,020 Remember that? 5174 03:34:38,160 --> 03:34:40,080 Remember when we used to go scuba diving? 5175 03:34:40,100 --> 03:34:40,900 That's a very good one. 5176 03:34:40,900 --> 03:34:41,740 Me and you. 5177 03:34:42,380 --> 03:34:45,240 You used to bring your keyboard along to the seabed. 5178 03:34:45,860 --> 03:34:47,620 I used to be typing shit out. 5179 03:34:48,800 --> 03:34:50,520 Type, type, type, type, type. 5180 03:34:52,520 --> 03:34:56,960 Say, Shafi, we're down the bottom of the ocean, you mook. 5181 03:34:58,420 --> 03:34:59,600 Why'd you bring a keyboard? 5182 03:35:01,180 --> 03:35:03,320 There ain't even anywhere to plug that shit into. 5183 03:35:03,960 --> 03:35:04,980 You didn't give a fuck. 5184 03:35:05,080 --> 03:35:06,780 You just plugged that into the sand. 5185 03:35:07,500 --> 03:35:08,780 Started typing stuff. 5186 03:35:09,140 --> 03:35:10,080 Email addresses. 5187 03:35:12,080 --> 03:35:13,440 That son of a bitch. 5188 03:35:14,300 --> 03:35:16,560 Fennec from the BB company or something. 5189 03:35:17,080 --> 03:35:17,480 Yeah. 5190 03:35:17,680 --> 03:35:20,080 We got the information from the fucking rim. 5191 03:35:21,080 --> 03:35:22,940 You showed that up on the screen, man. 5192 03:35:24,360 --> 03:35:26,620 You doxed your contact rim. 5193 03:35:26,720 --> 03:35:27,620 Remember that guy? 5194 03:35:30,240 --> 03:35:32,120 Know all about you, Shafi. 5195 03:35:32,200 --> 03:35:33,920 What is this web thing? 5196 03:35:35,200 --> 03:35:35,680 Web? 5197 03:35:35,800 --> 03:35:36,060 Yeah. 5198 03:35:36,180 --> 03:35:36,640 What is that? 5199 03:35:36,640 --> 03:35:37,960 What does that stand for? 5200 03:35:38,120 --> 03:35:38,840 What's a link? 5201 03:35:40,240 --> 03:35:41,160 It was pretty pretty. 5202 03:35:41,160 --> 03:35:41,520 It was. 5203 03:35:41,700 --> 03:35:43,380 You know, now we take it so for granted. 5204 03:35:43,480 --> 03:35:47,680 I think that's one of the values of going back, and I hope people will do this in looking at these shows. 5205 03:35:47,940 --> 03:35:51,560 We take it so for granted, and it's so much part of our life. 5206 03:35:51,580 --> 03:35:52,820 Let's see the quality of what we can do. 5207 03:35:52,920 --> 03:35:56,300 I mean, it was unimaginable in the early days of the web that you could watch movies. 5208 03:35:56,440 --> 03:35:56,920 Yeah, yeah. 5209 03:35:57,160 --> 03:35:58,320 In HD quality. 5210 03:35:58,700 --> 03:35:59,780 Real audio was a break. 5211 03:35:59,780 --> 03:36:00,100 Whoa. 5212 03:36:00,220 --> 03:36:00,980 Yes, exactly. 5213 03:36:01,040 --> 03:36:01,400 Look at this. 5214 03:36:01,780 --> 03:36:07,680 Here's the show, and this is also, this is the one I linked to on my, when I posted that you were going to be on the show, I linked to this. 5215 03:36:08,080 --> 03:36:09,320 This was a show you did in 95. 5216 03:36:10,080 --> 03:36:11,340 Look at his face. 5217 03:36:14,080 --> 03:36:15,740 Look at his face. 5218 03:36:17,880 --> 03:36:23,820 Here's the show, and this is also, this is the one I linked to on my, when I posted that you were going to be on the show, I linked to this. 5219 03:36:24,220 --> 03:36:25,620 This was a show you did in 95. 5220 03:36:25,980 --> 03:36:29,020 Today we'll show you the growing power of the internet. 5221 03:36:29,320 --> 03:36:30,180 Is this a net cafe? 5222 03:36:30,640 --> 03:36:33,540 No, this is Chronicles, but this was shot at a cyber cafe in San Francisco. 5223 03:36:33,540 --> 03:36:34,540 Cyber cafe. 5224 03:36:34,720 --> 03:36:35,600 That's what it was called then. 5225 03:36:35,720 --> 03:36:36,000 Yeah. 5226 03:36:37,200 --> 03:36:37,440 Yeah. 5227 03:36:37,800 --> 03:36:39,120 And you've updated the graphics. 5228 03:36:39,120 --> 03:36:41,740 This is sort of second or third generation open right now. 5229 03:36:42,620 --> 03:36:44,360 Boy, I have vivid memories of this. 5230 03:36:46,060 --> 03:36:46,920 Let's see what he says. 5231 03:36:47,020 --> 03:36:48,060 We've got the commercials first. 5232 03:36:48,200 --> 03:36:49,380 Good, good, good, good. 5233 03:36:49,380 --> 03:36:49,660 One moment. 5234 03:36:50,000 --> 03:36:51,080 HP, let's give him a plug. 5235 03:36:51,080 --> 03:36:51,740 We'll sign up. 5236 03:36:51,740 --> 03:36:53,120 We're going to head up. 5237 03:36:53,280 --> 03:36:54,220 I'll be back in one moment. 5238 03:36:54,240 --> 03:36:54,760 Say goodbye. 5239 03:36:54,760 --> 03:36:55,560 Silicon Valley. 5240 03:36:55,560 --> 03:36:56,560 Dave Hewlett. 5241 03:36:56,920 --> 03:36:58,980 That was a great company. 5242 03:36:59,180 --> 03:36:59,760 In a whole year. 5243 03:36:59,760 --> 03:37:00,460 And the garage. 5244 03:37:01,840 --> 03:37:03,440 Additional funding provided by Intel. 5245 03:37:03,540 --> 03:37:04,800 And of course, that's where Woz worked. 5246 03:37:04,900 --> 03:37:06,560 He got the parts for the first Apple one. 5247 03:37:06,880 --> 03:37:08,500 And by Progress Software. 5248 03:37:08,760 --> 03:37:11,960 Client server development tools for enterprise class information systems. 5249 03:37:12,040 --> 03:37:15,280 One of the side benefits of doing this show is I have an entire house full of both computers. 5250 03:37:15,620 --> 03:37:16,420 Do you still? 5251 03:37:16,500 --> 03:37:17,120 I do still. 5252 03:37:17,240 --> 03:37:17,840 I know what to do with them. 5253 03:37:18,100 --> 03:37:18,920 We copied. 5254 03:37:18,920 --> 03:37:18,940 We copied. 5255 03:37:19,080 --> 03:37:23,080 I was trying to figure out how do you show people. 5256 03:37:23,360 --> 03:37:24,140 This is John Markoff. 5257 03:37:24,140 --> 03:37:24,800 Yeah, there's Markoff. 5258 03:37:24,800 --> 03:37:26,740 One of the great writers about technology. 5259 03:37:26,840 --> 03:37:27,760 Still works for the New York Times. 5260 03:37:28,920 --> 03:37:35,420 How do you show two people talking about a computer and a computer on television without having them backs to you? 5261 03:37:35,520 --> 03:37:37,420 Without having them be the back of the computer to you? 5262 03:37:37,420 --> 03:37:39,400 Every couple of years, we've got a better and better way of doing that. 5263 03:37:39,520 --> 03:37:41,360 Actually, the last couple of years, we had the best system. 5264 03:37:41,440 --> 03:37:42,080 Very challenging. 5265 03:37:42,180 --> 03:37:43,480 We had flat screen monitors now. 5266 03:37:43,560 --> 03:37:46,000 We turned them around so we could look toward the camera and look at the monitors. 5267 03:37:46,000 --> 03:37:46,620 It got easier. 5268 03:37:47,040 --> 03:37:47,660 It got easier. 5269 03:37:48,060 --> 03:37:50,180 And the way of showing the screen got a lot easier, too. 5270 03:37:50,600 --> 03:37:51,920 We used to point a camera at a screen. 5271 03:37:51,920 --> 03:37:53,120 That's what we did on the screensavers. 5272 03:37:53,140 --> 03:37:54,360 You'd have a rolling bar and all that stuff. 5273 03:37:54,400 --> 03:37:56,460 This is so much easier now. 5274 03:37:56,540 --> 03:37:58,500 We just pull it up on our switcher and there it is. 5275 03:37:58,500 --> 03:37:59,980 That whole world changed completely. 5276 03:38:00,580 --> 03:38:00,900 Yeah. 5277 03:38:01,400 --> 03:38:04,400 And for a while, we could get a direct view from the computer, but we couldn't zoom in. 5278 03:38:04,600 --> 03:38:04,840 Right. 5279 03:38:04,840 --> 03:38:09,360 So we were looking at these on-air screens and nobody could see anything on the screen. 5280 03:38:09,620 --> 03:38:11,860 But we copied this format on the screensavers. 5281 03:38:11,860 --> 03:38:12,500 We evolved this. 5282 03:38:12,500 --> 03:38:13,100 This is very similar. 5283 03:38:13,380 --> 03:38:14,100 It's gone on too long now. 5284 03:38:14,100 --> 03:38:15,780 To what we did in 1998. 5285 03:38:16,120 --> 03:38:16,740 This has gone on far too long. 5286 03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:19,200 This Stuart Sheffey buzz. 5287 03:38:20,720 --> 03:38:22,920 The whole Kiki Stockhammer thing. 5288 03:38:23,360 --> 03:38:25,160 It's too much. 5289 03:38:26,160 --> 03:38:30,380 And I actually need to head off as well. 5290 03:38:31,140 --> 03:38:33,500 I'm sorry about the way it's gone on too far. 5291 03:38:33,720 --> 03:38:38,380 It was meant to be a night of just having to crack Windows 98. 5292 03:38:38,780 --> 03:38:39,960 We were meant to look at that. 5293 03:38:41,540 --> 03:38:43,060 Just never fucking... 5294 03:38:43,060 --> 03:38:44,460 Never materialized. 5295 03:38:46,200 --> 03:38:47,620 Never materialized. 5296 03:38:47,780 --> 03:38:49,120 And we have the start menu. 5297 03:38:50,020 --> 03:38:51,280 We have programs. 5298 03:38:52,280 --> 03:38:53,700 7-zip accessories. 5299 03:38:55,120 --> 03:38:56,880 We have Microsoft Paint. 5300 03:39:00,460 --> 03:39:01,240 Do you know? 5301 03:39:02,240 --> 03:39:03,500 I wanted to do some paint. 5302 03:39:03,500 --> 03:39:27,440 You know, we could have done some of this. 5303 03:39:27,900 --> 03:39:29,240 This is what I wanted to do. 5304 03:39:29,240 --> 03:39:31,640 Might do some of this tomorrow. 5305 03:39:33,640 --> 03:39:35,900 Maybe we can draw a bit of Stockhammer there. 5306 03:39:35,900 --> 03:40:00,300 This is what I wanted. 5307 03:40:00,300 --> 03:40:00,380 This is what I wanted. 5308 03:40:00,380 --> 03:40:14,400 This is what I wanted. 5309 03:40:17,280 --> 03:40:19,820 She's unbelievable cheekbone structure. 5310 03:40:26,820 --> 03:40:27,300 Fuck. 5311 03:40:36,380 --> 03:40:37,240 Oh, fuck. 5312 03:40:51,280 --> 03:40:53,180 And we got a bit of a boob there. 5313 03:40:53,260 --> 03:40:53,700 That's that. 5314 03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,500 That's the best I could do. 5315 03:40:55,580 --> 03:40:59,540 There was no space left for any more Stockhammer there. 5316 03:40:59,940 --> 03:41:01,580 Look, it's been an incredible night. 5317 03:41:02,120 --> 03:41:06,040 We didn't get to grips with Windows 98. 5318 03:41:06,180 --> 03:41:09,720 We didn't achieve any of the outcomes which we set out to achieve. 5319 03:41:10,480 --> 03:41:11,880 It's been a big waste of time. 5320 03:41:12,560 --> 03:41:16,200 All we do know is that we found out about Stockhammer, 5321 03:41:16,820 --> 03:41:22,000 and we really haven't plunged the depths or plumbed the depths of how far that shit goes. 5322 03:41:22,320 --> 03:41:22,880 But good night. 5323 03:41:23,100 --> 03:41:23,580 God bless. 5324 03:41:23,900 --> 03:41:24,580 You've been amazing. 5325 03:41:24,580 --> 03:41:26,140 I've been Francis Higgins. 5326 03:41:26,420 --> 03:41:27,500 It's been a bit of Fontaine as well. 5327 03:41:27,760 --> 03:41:28,480 See you later, lads. 5328 03:41:30,920 --> 03:41:31,200 Stockhammer.