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Thank you.

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Sha.

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Ra. Ra.

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Yo.

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Ya.

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Sha.

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Ra.

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Oh yeah.

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Look at that screen go.

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It's an amazing Fat 32 scenario.

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File system.

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File system.

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File system.

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Don't forget the ramp pack.

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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Stockhammer.

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And there it is.

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The Stockhammer's curse.

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It all comes down to this.

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Another delve back into the Windows 98 pantheon of promotional videos and things like that that went on around the time of their launch of Windows 98.

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This is only a miniature little delve.

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We're not going to go into a full three hour threshold like the last day.

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This is going to be one hour of looking back at an absolute star of the show which came out of nowhere during the last viewing.

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Which was Stuart Sheffy and the Computer Chronicles.

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And here it is.

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The man himself.

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Let's have a look.

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PC gaming.

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New games.

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I'm not sure which one to choose here.

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It looks.

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They're all going to be juicy.

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I just want to watch an episode of it because I feel as though there's a lot to be gained from watching Stuart Sheffy's presentational style.

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It's very malty.

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Can't hear you, Francis.

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I don't believe you.

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I don't believe you.

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I think you're lying.

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Thank you very much for the tip there, Blue Sky.

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If you're getting on well.

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Blue Sky.

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Blue Sky.

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Loud and clear.

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I knew I was loud and clear.

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I knew all along.

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It's very malty.

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It's just, I don't know, telling fibs, telling lies.

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Who knows?

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Who knows?

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And who cares?

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Listen to that.

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Pardon me.

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We go into YouTube here and see Stuart Sheffy.

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There's the man himself.

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Look.

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Go back to the beginning.

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I just wanted the thumbnail. I didn't want to see Shepet. I didn't want to see the intro. I just want to see Shepet's face before we get going. There we go. Quality. Fat 32.

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*Sings*

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Bah! And that's enough of that, that's twice now, we don't need to hear it a third time. Or maybe we will.

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Ah no, we will actually, we'll just have it on low.

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Now, Stuart Sheffey, he is a jewel in the crown, which we came across during the last Windows 98 stream. It was a real yummy stream.

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And there was a lot to delve into, there was a lot to unpack from the box of tricks that was delivered to us.

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Like a little present box by Santa Claus on the 25th of December. 25th deck.

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And out of that came Kiki Stockhammer, out of that came Stuart Sheffey, this guy here. An unbelievable presenter, who cuts everyone off when he's talking.

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When he's presenting the show, he cuts everyone off. He rushes them, he hustles them, he harries them. He makes, he's great at what he does. And I just wanted to watch it again to see,

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a new episode that is, to see what kind of tips I could learn from becoming a fast paced, fast talking presenter like himself.

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It's gonna be quality. You know it's gonna be quality. I was wanting to do a Windows 98 stream where I just play Windows 98 software.

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I'm not gonna do that, cause it's twenty past eleven. And one of these Computer Chronicles episodes lasts twenty-five minutes, twenty minutes.

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So, with the pauses, with the stops and the rewinds and us looking into it and things like that, it's probably gonna be an hour.

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I just wanted to get on now, because everyone's probably gonna be going to bed soon. Anyways, there's no point in doing that, a full Windows 98 stream.

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What we will do, what I can do, what I will deliver to you, is a Stuart Sheffey special, where we watch one of the classic Computer Chronicles episodes.

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And I'm feeling, I'm feeling the vibe of a 1998, maybe a 1999 episode, where he looks at games, video games, or PC video games as well.

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Well, Beardsman MEP, thank you very much for the tip. Very kind of you. And Blue Sky as well. I hope you're doing well.

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And SilverPixie5, thank you very much. Can we get some Reptilian Dance moves? I reckon I'm gonna save those and bush them out when appropriate, SilverPixie.

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But thank you very much for the tip. Yeah, been dying to see you in action. Don't worry, that's all to come.

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It's all to play for right here on Francis Higgins' YouTube channel stream. The only place where you can find an old man playing a flight simulator from day to day at random hours.

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And also, me, talking shite all the time over videos and other stuff like that as well. It's an amazing concept. It's incredible that it's only taken to 2020 for this to become an actual thing.

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But it is a thing. It is a thing. It's not that great. I mean, we did think that we were gonna be flying cars here now.

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You know, tinfoil suits, food and pills. None of that has happened. But we do have this, and that's all that matters at the moment.

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SilverPixie, thank you very much. And Shtef, thank you very much.

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Let's have a little look now at what we've got going on here with the Computer Chronicles.

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This isn't the one I want to watch here. There's a... There's a... A video games one.

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I did want to do the... The Windows 98, but it's just too late for it.

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It's not PC gaming.

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Video games... No, no. Computer games 1984. No. There was another one that was... Games!

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*Fuck*

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*Fuck*

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Bear with me here. There was the PS2 and the Dreamcast and everything.

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*Fuck*

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Maybe it's PC gaming.

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Look.

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Yeah, look at the state of this.

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Graphics card.

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This is good.

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This will do.

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I think this will do.

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I think this will do.

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Hold on.

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Let me just wait and see.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Some of this will do.

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There's some great characters on it.

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There's some great characters on it.

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Has anyone got the link to the one where he's looking at the PS2 and the Dreamcast?

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If anyone's got that, you need to send that on to us because...

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That was the only reason I was going to watch this one.

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New PCs? No.

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New Amigas? No.

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Fucking hell.

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Turn that music up.

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Steph, thank you very much.

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What?

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What?

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P.

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Thank you very much.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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Read.

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It's just a load of letters, but thanks for the tip.

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Chronicles 99, 98, Dreamcast.

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Computer consoles, Computer Chronicles consoles. I've seen a glimpse of it, I wanted to watch it again. Online gaming, is it? Computer games 1999. 1999. I'm getting excited because it's fucking brilliant.

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Yes. No. 3D graphics. No. No.

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It's not the Dreamcast discussion. It's not Dreamcast discussion. Jack Welch, thank you very much. Jelly Pelt, thank you very much. And Bertie Ahern, I hope you're doing well.

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The Millennium Bug, that'd be a good one. Windows 98, no. Greatest Computer Games, not that one.

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The Computer Chronicles, Computer Games 1999. You're saying that and I've typed it in, I can't find it. Computer Chronicles, Computer Games, 1999.

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Fucking hell, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Quib, quib, thank you very much. Anaconda G. I hope you're doing well.

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Here we go. This is it. Sit back, relax, pour yourself a drink, whatever you want, whether it's alcohol in it, it doesn't matter. Just enjoy what we're about to see. I only skimmed through. I wanted to save the whole fucking thing because I just skipped through it the other day.

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And I thought, this is a great nightcap. And Stuart Sheffey, unbelievable presence as a presenter. He's still alive. He's still out there somewhere. I want to give thanks and praise to him like he is the Lord our God.

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And I want you to understand that this tonight will be the greatest bit of computer-related repertoire you're ever about to see.

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1999. 10th of December, 1999. 26 minutes. Computer Chronicles. Computer Games. Let's go.

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Expectations are high. Lovely. Beautiful. Lovely.

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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This week on the Computer Chronicles, the next generation of computer games. We'll play with Sega's brand new Dreamcast game console.

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Is that loud enough for you?

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Yeah.

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It may be more powerful than your desktop PC and a sneak preview of the PlayStation 2 due out next year. Every year there's one really hot game that all gamers talk about. This year it's Baldur's Gate. We'll show you why all the buzz.

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Baldur's Gate.

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Plus a sneak preview of the new Nintendo 64 version of Rainbow Six and a totally new way to interface with a game using your head. We'll show you the new Reality Fusion Game Cam.

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Look at that.

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Did you see that?

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The absolute coolest new handheld gaming device. It's the Neo Geo Pocket Color from SNK. It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

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Sorry. Just want to leave Stu there. Did you see what we've got coming up with Baldur's Gate? A crap game for the PC. It was rubbish. And we've also got some man doing something with the... He's doing like... He's got a camera set up to his computer. He's doing... He's playing basketball like that. And it's absolute cack.

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Even the Xbox 360's Natal or the camera that they brought out there 10 years ago still didn't even do it for us. And that had another... That came 10 or 15 years after this. So let's see. Let's see this. It's some amazing stuff.

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Thank you very much, Ivan. I hope you're getting on well.

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Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Sheffey.

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Before we go on. Is that loud enough there? You just heard Stuart Sheffey introduce himself. Is it loud enough? I want this to be good. I want this to be good.

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Perfect. Brilliant. Okay. Great stuff. Loving it.

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How much computing power do you really need to run a spreadsheet or a word processor or a database? Even one from Microsoft. Not that much, frankly. But what if you had a piece of software that required real-time graphics, video, stereo sound, multi-level views, and the most complex simulation algorithms? It would be called a computer game or a video game. And it would demand every bit of hardware juice that you can come up with. Computer games are not only fun, but they perhaps more than any other application, push the edge of computing power.

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even one from Microsoft. Not that much, frankly. But what if you had a piece of software that

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required real-time graphics, video, stereo sound, multi-level views, and the most complex

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simulation algorithms? It would be called a computer game or a video game, and it would

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demand every bit of hardware juice that you can come up with. Computer games are not only

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fun, but they perhaps more than any other application, push the edge of computing power.

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The irony is that some of the most powerful game platforms are not personal computers,

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but dedicated game consoles. And the hottest one on the market right now is the brand new Dreamcast

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from Sega. Here to show it to us is Christian Svensson, editor-in-chief of MCV, the leading

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trade publication for game retailers. We have the Dreamcast. This was the machine, the dream machine,

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that came out after the Sony PlayStation. It had Shenmue on it. If you're a fan of the stream,

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you've seen us play Shenmue. This was the original beast that housed that game. Oh, thank you very

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much for the tip. Jimmy Jusus, thank you very much for the tip. Ivan the Great, way overdone.

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Uh, end of Kenny Roll shit joints. Trees of Comedy, Tom Dees, Ivan and Bertie Herm. Sorry about the lack of

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emphasis and time spent on the thank yous for those donations, but we really do have to crack on with

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this. People want to go to bed, which is why I'm talking at a million miles per hour as well.

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Stuart Sheffey, an amazing man, a lovely thatch. It's all going on. He's about to get to grips with

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computer games. He's more of an IT kind of, uh, computer man. He wouldn't be in, he wouldn't

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be a gamer. So what we're going to get to see here is him, uh, coming to terms with the reality of the, the, the new wave of consoles of the age, the graphics, the games themselves and gamers. You're going to get to see Stuart Sheffey talk to gamers. It's, it's, it's promising.

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To say the least. Talk about the box, first of all, and get a guided, kind of guided tour because it looks a little bit different than any of the other consoles. First of all, it's nice and small and tiny, right? Sure. It is much smaller than most of the consoles that are out there. Um, much like the PlayStation, it's actually CD based. Yeah. So you can just pop it open and just pop it open. Unlike the PlayStation, it actually has a much faster drive. It's a 12X CD-ROM drive. 12X. So you've got a bunch of ports. These are for controllers? Mm-hmm. Four controllers. Actually, also keyboards and mice plug in as well. Okay. And let's take a look at the back list. This is kind of interesting modem line, right? Mm-hmm. There's a 56K modem. Yeah, that modem last.

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Uh, and that actually. So this is a web terminal also? Yeah, absolutely. There's a web browser, a little form of Explorer. Optional keyboard, too, right? Optional keyboard. And the usual power and. And communications. Video app, all that stuff. And video app. All right, now let's take a look at the controller because that's kind of interesting there. Go through that one. So what we've got here on the controller is a fairly standard analog pad that sort of swivels around. Mm-hmm. A D-pad, uh, fairly standard action buttons. And then on the backhand side. Little triggers. We've got triggers and two ports for memory cards. We've got triggers. Yeah, let's ask you about this. This is, turn this over.

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over again what is this little lcd screen and this guy in there this is the uh visual memory unit

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it's both a uh check out the vmu there on the dreamcast what you could do is slide that instead

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of just having a bog standard memory stick they had to have some fancy dan lolly stick some random

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shite that you'd see added to stuff that doesn't even it's not even necessary so they gave you this

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lolly stick which was a memory card that had an lcd display on it so you could see what the gains

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were displayed on the lcd and also play shit mini games as well rubbish mini games why would you

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want to play that you've got yourself a dreamcast you're going to play the dreamcast you're not

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going to bother with that over here actually let's give them a close-up of that so our folks can see

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what this is just like looks like a miniature game boy or something it sort of is it's both a little

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mini game system and a memory card all in one so you can store your games on it and then pull it out

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and actually play something on this there are little takeaway games that come with a lot of the games

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that take away games guys slide right into the controller right in now when i take

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slides right in takeaway games this cap off i see a little a port here now what what do i do with this

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well you can either slide it into a controller or you can pull out the existing control and these

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things will mate they'll mate and they will mate sandra joyce thank you very much and bald is baldur's

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gate was serious thank you very much you can share data play against a friend oh cool just go ahead

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head right all right let's get to play the game there's two things i want you to show us that really

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demonstrate this very nicely uh and you've got up here a game called trick style which really trick style it sounds like

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cool borders or one of those that really blow you away with the dreamcast yeah absolutely that the wrong one

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we stuck in there proves it works right the wrong one there what what happened there look look at this

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things i want you to show us that really demonstrate this very nicely uh and you've got up here a game called

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trick style which really shows the graph and the thing about stewart is true professional he does not care about trick style he doesn't care would never be arsed playing a computer game in his life he's a serious man

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man this is the realm of geeks and uh you know just uncool people but he's having to feign interest

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and he does such a great job of it very nicely uh and you've got up here a game called trick style

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trick style he says is he really that arsed about it i don't think he is which really shows the

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graphics that really blow you away with the dreamcast yeah absolutely is that the wrong one

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proves it works right yeah okay and uh just i'm sorry to keep pausing it but that's the way it's

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going to be for the next hour look at how on edge he is he's always on edge he's just he's dying to

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make the the guest say this say stuff and get it get it all wrapped up quick he he has no time to

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steward to uh to arse around or wait he's always hustling he's always harrying it's great crack so

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just play this is just uh it's a racing game from acclaim called trick style as you said and

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uh as you can see the graphics here a little better than what you're typically used to look at the

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state of that so you're sort of a skateboarder trying to do a race yeah trying to do a race and

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it you're a skateboarder trying to do a race he said and look at the graphics there why have the

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what kind of mind has thought of this here what was wrong with a ski slope uh there was the ski slope

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just was too real so what they've done is they've put big ben in there and a few kind of fucking

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i don't know like singapore towers and then you've got all this kind of shit going on here as well it's a

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weird weird thing it's not even snowboarding it's graphics here a little better than what you're

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typically used to nice nice so you're sort of a skateboarder trying to do a race yeah trying to do a

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race and got to get through these futuristic courses there's a lot of things you can do and

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oops you don't do it that way yeah now compare the quality of these graphics and you could hear there

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when he crashed stewart goes uh oops sorry i didn't want to do it that way and stewart goes

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yeah because he could see that it was a fail and that's making the show look bad you can do and

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oops you don't do it that way yeah now compare the quality like he's gonna say yeah we don't need to

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see that these graphics the speed the smoothness of the motion to the predecessor well compared to the

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playstation the smoothness of the graphics are it's just much better the hardware is just much

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more capable it's really there's a lot of hardware effects um we won't get into the technical jargon

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yeah the end result is lighting is better textures are better you know the games are fast real quick to

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really show this off the best thing i have seen is nfl 2k let me ask you to crash there you see me try

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look at him trying to go for the ramp he's fucked up the game and also you can hear stewart getting

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kind of just going yeah you know the games are fast real quick to really show lighting is better

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textures are better you know the games are yeah yeah real quick can you just tell us something here

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and watch how we feel he misses the ramp completely real quick to really show this off the best thing

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i've seen is tries to tries to keep going back on the ramp and he hits off the side okay let me ask you

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to swap that sure terrible he has to put it down now has to put that's the end of the game he's not

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allowed to play anymore the last bit of the game uh that he was demonstrating was him being shit at the

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game and look you can tell by his ball his demeanor there is it's like oh fuck now he has to swing back in

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and talk to stewart shiffey uh what's going on here he's got a clipboard and a rake question stewart is

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dodgy thank you very much he's not really sound ntfs greater than fat 32 thank you very much show uh the

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folks what that looks like the motion on there is dynamite why are we doing that why don't we talk about

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some of the specs in the box the cpu the memory etc the cpu is hitachi sh4 risk processor running at 200

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megahertz all right the machine has 26 megs of ram divided amongst its main ram video ram and audio

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ram okay the audio the audio hardware comes from yamaha it's a 64 channel sound chips their latest chip

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and the os microsoft windows ce all right pretty powerful box and it's really well demonstrated by

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nfl 2k the graphics are dynamite so just play some football for us sure and tell us what you're doing

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madden our defensive plays okay even the guys jogging to the line i mean looks like

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look at the muscles on the guy's arms as he walks yeah and the lighting look at the muscles on the guy's

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arms as he walks and uh because that was that what that comment came after 20 seconds of just computer

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graphics which is not enough there was silence there it's dead air even though there's computer

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game action going on there needs to be some kind of uh chat so even the guy's jogging to the line i mean

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looks like

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look at the muscles on the guy's arms as he walks yeah in the light of me yeah off that what's sort of nice

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as you can see the replay, you know, I can come in here from any angle.

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Oh, you can change your angle.

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I can call the play.

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This is so much better than anything I've seen before in football.

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I can pull it back, send it forward.

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Call it from the ring.

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NFL 2K.

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And there's an NBA game coming out, lots of other things.

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NBA 2K is coming, NHL 2K is coming.

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Christian, thanks a lot.

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Thank you.

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Great.

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So I don't know about you there, but I don't know what went on there.

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And I don't even know about NFL football or anything like that.

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It's just all fucking yardage and Super Bowl stuff.

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And it's, you know, it's got popular now in the last few years,

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but it's fucking stop-shtarty kind of crack-like.

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You know, I've stayed up to watch Super Bowls before,

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and still I'm not arsed about it.

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It's boring enough.

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But what we were treated to there was like 45 seconds of them just watching this,

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and it looked cack.

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The angle.

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Change your angle.

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I can call the play.

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This is so much better than anything I've seen before.

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So much, and Stuart Sheffey is lying, just saying,

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so much better than anything I've ever seen.

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That's a lie.

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Yeah.

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Showing off that.

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What sort of nice play?

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This is so much better than anything I've seen before.

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I can pull it back.

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Send it forward.

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Call it to my rainbow.

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NFL 2K.

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NFL 2K.

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And there's an NBA game coming out, lots of other things.

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NBA 2K is coming.

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NHL 2K is coming.

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Christian, thanks a lot.

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Thank you.

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Great.

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All right.

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Well, every year has its hot new computer game, the must-have title for your PC.

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And this year's runaway hit is Baldur's Gate from Interplay.

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It's a Dungeons and Dragons type game that has gotten just about everybody's vote for best role play.

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A nice bit of penury there.

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I don't know if you've noticed, the penury is a great presenter.

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He's got the style, the swag, the moves, the links.

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Hot new computer game.

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And check out the way he's holding this penny.

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It goes like that.

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He goes from the thumb to palm press.

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And then check what he does out with the index finger here.

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It's a real cheeky little maneuver.

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And this year's runaway.

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Touches it with the bottom three.

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A hit is Baldur's Gate from Interplay.

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Check out this little maneuver.

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Now, look at that.

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That's a real sensual pen hoist.

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And look at the size of Baldur's Gate.

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He's really doing his best to big up Baldur's Gate here.

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Someone in the chat got annoyed there.

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They said Baldur's Gate was cack.

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I'm just not arsed about that point-and-click stuff.

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I always try.

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I tried it.

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It was the kind of game that they'd have at the PC in school.

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Because it wasn't, you know, it wasn't Resident Evil.

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It didn't contain graphic scenes of gore and violence.

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And if it did, it was...

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Hidden behind layers and layers of tedious dungeon-crawling, clicking, pointing, and ranking up.

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Kevin...

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Sean Quinn, thank you very much for the tip.

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You say, your man looks like Kevin Spacey.

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I don't know who you're talking about.

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If it's Stuart, then maybe...

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Maybe he does.

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Maybe he does.

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Maybe he does.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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And look at the pin.

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Look at the pin.

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...vote for best role-playing game of the year.

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And luckily we've got the Chris Parker here from Interplay to show it to us.

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Just give us the basic story of Baldur's Gate first before we look at it.

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Baldur's Gate is a role-playing game.

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It's set in the advanced Dungeons & Dragons world of the Forgotten Realms.

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And so what we did is we took a big chunk of that world and then created a story within it.

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It was a fairly unused portion of the world.

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And you start out as an orphan by yourself.

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So already we know this is going to be too much for Stuart, Shafé, to handle.

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Baldur's Gate, a game which would need a lot of explanation from someone to be able to convince you why it was entertaining anyway in the first place.

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I know immediately that he's not going to do well, this guy.

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Stuart's going to be hustling and harrying him.

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How long until that actually happens?

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It's anyone's guess.

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Let's have a look.

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I give it 30 seconds.

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And I'm going to start the clock now in my mind.

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near the city of Baldur's Gate.

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And as you progress through the story, you meet all these other individuals that can actually join your party.

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And eventually, you can have this party of different individual personalities, as many as six of them.

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Why is the game so hot?

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Why is this so much better than what's come before?

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That wasn't a hustle.

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People compare it to Diablo, for example.

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What makes this a better engine?

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I'll stop the clock until your man's talking.

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I'm at 15 seconds.

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I don't think your man can talk for 15 seconds without getting hustled out of it here.

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Well, Diablo's a great game.

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But Diablo's very much a hack and slash game.

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There wasn't a lot of story behind it.

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You had your character and you went...

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You heard a bit of a...

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Right.

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But that's normal.

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That's normal.

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20 seconds.

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...through these 15 levels of dungeon killing stuff.

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Okay.

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In Baldur's Gate, you get to do that same sort of thing.

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You're always getting this character advancement.

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But you also have this background story where you're trying to find out what's going on with the world.

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And at the same time, you have other members in your party.

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So you have a lot of interaction with the world.

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All right, let's get to the game and show us a little bit of playing.

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33 wasn't a hustle.

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It's going to happen.

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I know it's going to happen.

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So this is why I couldn't be arsed with it as well.

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Look, it's just...

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You're this character here.

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That's the screen.

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You've all these options here.

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People who liked Final Fantasy and all that kind of stuff will love all this kind of crack.

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Your mouse pointer there is a gauntlet.

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And you choose between a series of pre-selected answers which will then alter the course of the game, I believe.

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But I mean, this to me was watching paint dry.

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Because I come from just consoles growing up with platformer games.

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This RPG stuff still to this day.

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My suspension of disbelief was absolutely crushed by the fast pipeline of platform games.

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And just entertainment that you could get very quickly like that.

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You know, instant reward.

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None of this turn-based bullshit.

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It's like playing cards.

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Go play cards.

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Who is talking to me.

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So as I talk to him, he's going to possibly give me a quest.

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And he goes ahead and has set me up.

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Where are we now?

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He, uh, that actual quest.

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So where are we now?

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And there's a little bear coming on the screen as well.

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Sent me up to a dungeon.

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Does Stuart Sheffy really, really believe where, does he want to know where are we now?

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He wants me to go retrieve an item for him.

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Okay.

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You've got to deal with this bear guy.

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Well, I'm going to leave.

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So you've got this little bear guy here.

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The bear behind.

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Okay.

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And what's the deal with this little bear guy here?

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What's going on here?

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But if I go in here, you can see here's a...

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So here's a little action.

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This is a typical dungeon area.

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Now, one of the things about Baldur's that people really like is that the Dungeons & Dragons system is actually a turn-based system.

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When you play it in pen and paper, and it's very slow in combat, it takes a long time.

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We made it all real time.

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We went and made every round six seconds.

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And at the same time, you can pause it any time you want to change stuff.

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So if I want this fighter to change to a sword, I can just click it.

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And as you can see in the game world, he switched to a sword.

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And now he's ready to go to attack with a sword.

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All right.

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So show us some action here.

431
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How would you actually do a sword?

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So, yeah, there was a hustle there.

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Did you hear the hustle?

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Your man was talking for too long.

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There was nothing going on on the screen.

436
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:10,960
So just show us the action, will you?

437
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,280
Fucking hurry up.

438
00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:13,740
We're watching.

439
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,700
This is Computer Chronicles you're on, man.

440
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:17,740
Just change to a sword.

441
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,980
I can just click it.

442
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,980
And as you can see in the game world, he switched to a sword.

443
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,560
And now he's ready to go to attack with a sword.

444
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:22,680
All right.

445
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:23,580
So show us some action here.

446
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,000
How would you actually do a little fight here?

447
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,100
Let me run.

448
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:27,580
Do a little play here.

449
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:28,600
Forward in here.

450
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:28,920
Okay.

451
00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:29,900
Here's another wall.

452
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,260
Right.

453
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:34,800
Let me try and get into a bigger fight with more guys.

454
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,420
Okay.

455
00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:40,760
So just tell us what you're doing.

456
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,920
There was too much dead air there.

457
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:43,660
Your man's playing.

458
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,660
It's boring as fuck.

459
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:45,400
Just come on.

460
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:45,760
Come on.

461
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:47,100
Tell us fucking hard.

462
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,200
Tell us what you're doing, please.

463
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,500
Fight with more guys.

464
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,120
Okay.

465
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:51,620
Okay.

466
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,920
So just tell us what you're doing as you do it.

467
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,360
I'm going ahead and I'm just going to...

468
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:58,980
That's the game.

469
00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:04,180
The game wasn't good enough visually or it doesn't communicate what the fuck's going on.

470
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:08,200
You just see a load of lads on a screen and you're pointing and clicking around the gaff like it's...

471
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,520
That's why it didn't win.

472
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:12,200
I'm going to scroll through here and find some bad guys.

473
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,980
You were probably a posh kid or something, were you?

474
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,200
If you had this.

475
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:16,880
Because you probably...

476
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,640
I mean, you had a PC for starters.

477
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:19,680
So I mean...

478
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,180
We tried to make the interfaces as simple as possible.

479
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:27,820
Your suspension of disbelief was greater than that of most common kids because you probably had books.

480
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,820
You probably read books and stuff.

481
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:35,220
And so everything you can do is pretty much one click away.

482
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,940
So I'm going to go in here and I'm going to fight this wizard right now.

483
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:43,440
Now, like I said, you can go ahead and then pick as you pause the game actions for everybody in the party.

484
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,420
So I'm going to have everybody do something different here.

485
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,840
So you give each of the characters a different capability?

486
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:48,600
Exactly.

487
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,900
This person's going to use a wand right here.

488
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,700
I'm going to have this person here go ahead and cast a spell.

489
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,000
I'm going to summon up some skeletons to fight for me.

490
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,760
And again, real quick, point, click, give it to them.

491
00:35:58,980 --> 00:35:59,940
Point, click, give it to them.

492
00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:02,720
Then I hit the space bar and everybody goes and does what they're supposed to do.

493
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,160
And so then I have these massive battles.

494
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,080
You've got your six second war.

495
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:05,940
Exactly.

496
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,480
Now, you can play this online with other people, right?

497
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:13,260
Absolutely.

498
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,720
What you can do is, as I noted, you have six players in your party when you're playing.

499
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,820
Baldur's Gate.

500
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,640
What you can do is, if you join a multiplayer game, then you make one character or two characters

501
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,360
or three characters.

502
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:27,180
And you join up with somebody else who has a number of characters as well.

503
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,920
And then you fill up the party of six that you could have in the single player game.

504
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,740
So you have any numbers up to six actually play within a game.

505
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:38,480
And then they proceed throughout the story, just like you would if you were playing the

506
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,220
single player game.

507
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:42,360
All right, Chris, you've already got a sequel to the original Baldur's Gate, don't you?

508
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,400
Yeah, well, it's not really a sequel so much as an expansion story.

509
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,220
What we have is Tales of the Story.

510
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,820
We released earlier this year and it actually plugged...

511
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:53,940
Baldur's Gate Tales of the Sword Coast.

512
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,140
Tales of the Sword Coast.

513
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,280
That was the expansion or the sequel you could get for it there.

514
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,060
Size of the fucking box.

515
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:02,500
By Interplay.

516
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,660
I remember seeing that name on a load of games.

517
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,500
And this was...

518
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,100
Yeah, it was shaped like an old...

519
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:12,560
Look at that.

520
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,760
Shaped like an old...

521
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,360
Or a designed like an old fucking leather bound...

522
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,360
Manuscript that you'd find...

523
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,600
You know, in a cave or something.

524
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,600
I suppose all this shit was a precursor to the World of Warcraft.

525
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,560
Which I never bothered playing.

526
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,480
Spray it into the Baldur's Gate game world just to make it bigger.

527
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:34,780
Got it.

528
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,240
Give you more stuff to do in the game.

529
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,040
All right, now you've developed this great game engine for Baldur's Gate.

530
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,780
You're going to take that engine and apply it to other games, other play environments?

531
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,660
Yeah, absolutely.

532
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,800
So, yeah, it's a great engine.

533
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,400
I'm really...

534
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,160
I love what you did with Baldur's Gate.

535
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,420
Now, what about that engine?

536
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,900
You're going to take that and apply that to something else?

537
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:53,320
What next?

538
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,840
Dara Jordan, Sam, thank you very much.

539
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,700
And Farfurda, thank you very much.

540
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,040
Farfurda says, guys who hold pens like that are in the know.

541
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,580
Completely in the zone.

542
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:05,540
Laser focus.

543
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:09,000
The developer who actually created Baldur's Gate, Bioware Corp,

544
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:11,940
has actually allowed us to license the engine from them.

545
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,340
And at Black Isle Studios, which is my division at Interplay,

546
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,560
we're actually working on two other titles.

547
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,020
One is Planescape Torment, which is set in another advanced Dungeons and Dragons world.

548
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,500
And then we've just announced a new one from Icewind Dale,

549
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:25,040
which is in the same world as Baldur's Gate,

550
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:26,960
but a completely separate game from that.

551
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,080
All right, Chris, thank you.

552
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,080
And let's thank the folks from Wintec for providing that ultimate edge PC

553
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,080
so we can have Baldur's Gate really looking at its best.

554
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:33,500
Thank you.

555
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,920
All right, well, a few minutes ago, we showed you Sega's...

556
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,880
Ooh, lovely bit of product placement there

557
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,140
that had nothing to do with what your man was talking about.

558
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,060
Look how confused.

559
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,320
Does your man realize that he's going to plug that company?

560
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,160
But towards the end of your man wrapping up the...

561
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,260
Before the plug came in a bit of hustling and harrying,

562
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,700
listen to the hustle in Harry here.

563
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:56,240
You know, and two other titles.

564
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,680
One is Planescape Torment, which is set in another advanced Dungeons and Dragons world.

565
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:03,200
And then we've just announced a new one, which is Icewind Dale,

566
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:04,720
which is in the same world as Baldur's Gate,

567
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,640
but a completely separate game from that.

568
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,740
All right, Chris, thank you.

569
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,760
And let's thank the folks from Wintec for providing that ultimate edge PC

570
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,740
so we can have Baldur's Gate really looking at its best.

571
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,660
Does he really care about that?

572
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,480
That it's really looking at its best?

573
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,200
And thanks, the guys at Wintec.

574
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,720
Thank you very much.

575
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,600
Trust me, Francis.

576
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:24,340
They are very, very, very, very, very, very kind of you.

577
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:29,700
I need to get the headphones because I feel as though I'm missing out on some of Stuart Chaffee's nuances,

578
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,920
which really, you know, they made me laugh the last time.

579
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,380
I think it's because I don't have the headphones on to be able to hear this.

580
00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:42,080
Just give me a moment there where we plug this into the mainframe and see if we can get something going.

581
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:48,900
Might not work now that I fucking started the game up or started it up and then have to redo the OBS machine.

582
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:51,560
But that's neither here nor there if you're a viewer.

583
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:55,060
All I will say is thanks for tuning in and I hope you're doing well.

584
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:56,340
Let's just see if this works.

585
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,340
All right.

586
00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:57,980
Well, okay.

587
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,900
So that's going there.

588
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,860
Turn that into headphones, speakers, Realtek, speakers.

589
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,420
Okay, I can hear that.

590
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,200
Now I have to change desktop audio on OBS.

591
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,780
Close that.

592
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,460
OBS properties.

593
00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:14,240
This is really interesting stuff.

594
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,060
I wish I could show you.

595
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:19,080
I should really fucking blow the load seeing what's going on here behind the scenes.

596
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:20,580
Okay.

597
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:22,340
And then a few minutes ago.

598
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,120
Yes, you can hear him and I can hear him.

599
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:24,660
It's perfect.

600
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,020
This is what I've always dreamed about.

601
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,580
And it's happening right now.

602
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,840
We showed you Sega's new Dreamcast game.

603
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,160
So we've seen the Dreamcast.

604
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,680
We absolutely creamed the Dreamcast.

605
00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:39,760
We had an amazing shit game.

606
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,800
There was not snowboarding.

607
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,960
It wasn't skateboarding.

608
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:48,360
It was like they'd taken Wipeout, the background Wipeout, and they put a snowboarder on there.

609
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:50,360
And it was like cool borders in a fucking...

610
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,740
It was chaotic crap.

611
00:40:52,580 --> 00:41:01,020
And then we've seen Baldur's Gate on a fantastic Wintech PC, which really makes those graphics look good, as you can hear in this little plug at the end here.

612
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:05,660
Which is Icewind Dale, which is in the same world as Baldur's Gate, but a completely separate game from that.

613
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,440
All right, Chris.

614
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:06,760
Thank you.

615
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,740
And let's thank the folks from Wintech for providing that ultimate edge PC so we can have Baldur's Gate really looking at its best.

616
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,200
Thank you.

617
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:12,560
All right.

618
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:16,080
Well, a few minutes ago we showed you Sega's new Dreamcast game console.

619
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:21,600
At the moment, Sega has the next generation of game technology to itself, but this won't last long.

620
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:25,400
For coming out next year is the much-awaited Sony PlayStation 2.

621
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,880
It is incredible.

622
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:30,860
Here's a sneak preview of what you'll be able to buy in September 2000.

623
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Brilliant.

624
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:40,000
The new Sony PlayStation 2 was showing publicly for the first time at the Tokyo Game Show held in Japan in mid-September.

625
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:46,000
The crowds were huge as Sony showed off what it calls its entry into the new digital millennium.

626
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,820
Look at this.

627
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,620
The console.

628
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,140
Japan's mad for that kind of crack.

629
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:55,440
Technology on display, like people queuing days and nights.

630
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,480
Vulcan Raven, giant and shaman, thank you very much.

631
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,380
He can sensually hoist my pen any day, says Vulcan Raven.

632
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,860
Dara Jordan, Sam, very cool.

633
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,920
Thank you very much for your tip again.

634
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,780
Very, very kind of you.

635
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,100
And Baldur's Sack has tipped as well.

636
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,500
Thank you very much, Baldur's Sack.

637
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:12,980
Look at this.

638
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:13,760
The PlayStation 2.

639
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,300
Remember it.

640
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,200
Remember the hype.

641
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,660
Itself looks like a DVD set.

642
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,340
You probably don't.

643
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,420
You probably weren't even around.

644
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,160
Top box.

645
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:23,940
And in fact, the PlayStation 2 is much more than a game console.

646
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:31,160
It plays video games, but it's also a full DVD playback machine capable of playing music and movies.

647
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:37,000
The box also comes with a built-in modem for web browsing and online game playing.

648
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:46,040
The real star of the show was the new software, games offering incredible new levels of detail, speed, and smoothness of motion.

649
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:51,820
This is Gran Turismo 2000, a new auto racing game for the PlayStation 2.

650
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,300
As you can see, the detail on the cars is incredible.

651
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:59,440
In this new fighting game called Tekken Tag Tournament,

652
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:05,380
the digitized motion of the characters sets new standards in fluidity of motion and body details.

653
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:12,520
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy graphics.

654
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,900
Crazy graphical overload.

655
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:23,800
This new title, a war game called Kesson, is amazing for its mere grandeur.

656
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,600
Kesson? Kesson? Glad, Kesson?

657
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,120
Like a true interactive digital movie.

658
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:36,440
The motion of the horses, the facial details, the character movement set a new standard for game playing.

659
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:43,640
This is Dark Cloud, a new 3D role-playing adventure game for the PlayStation 2.

660
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,220
Wow.

661
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,260
Wow, did you see Dark Cloud?

662
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,140
Did you see what they showed in there from Dark Cloud?

663
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,320
And this is a new fight game.

664
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,580
Let's just go back to that again.

665
00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:54,360
What a hype game.

666
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:54,840
Huh?

667
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,480
What a hype game.

668
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,160
After seeing that footage of the Tokyo night track from Gran Turismo,

669
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:07,240
where the car is fucking bombing it around Tokyo doing like 90 miles an hour.

670
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:09,460
Check out Dark Cloud.

671
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,600
Holy shit.

672
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:11,920
Keep playing.

673
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,940
Keep watching, keep watching.

674
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:19,180
This is Dark Cloud, a new 3D role-playing adventure game for the PlayStation 2.

675
00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:19,620
Wow.

676
00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:21,880
This is Dark Cloud.

677
00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:24,500
Set a new...

678
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:30,460
This is Dark Cloud, a new 3D role-playing adventure game for the PlayStation 2.

679
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,780
And that's it.

680
00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:32,760
There's no more then.

681
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,400
It's just that.

682
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:34,800
Looks cack.

683
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:39,960
And this is a new fight game called The Bouncer.

684
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,720
The motion is incredible.

685
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,360
Terrible game.

686
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:42,720
The facial...

687
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,260
Absolutely terrible game.

688
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,440
The Bouncer on PlayStation 2.

689
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,260
Absolutely terrible stuff.

690
00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:51,080
The detail is amazing.

691
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,860
And check out the splashes as the characters run through the flooded subway station.

692
00:44:56,020 --> 00:45:04,360
The splashes did nothing to bolster up the rest of what was an entirely pointless pursuit.

693
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,960
A war of attrition of gameplay, if you ask me.

694
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:10,900
The Bouncer...

695
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,720
And unrelentlessly cack.

696
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,440
FGM McGivney, thank you very much.

697
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,220
And Jim Shamrock.

698
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,440
And Ciarán, thank you very much for your tip.

699
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,260
And Dara Jordan-Zam, I hope you're getting on well.

700
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,760
The PlayStation 2...

701
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,620
They should have fucking bounced off, man.

702
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,080
And made a different game.

703
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,520
If you ask me.

704
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:32,340
Two launches next year with a record 1 million units to be shipped in the first week.

705
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,280
The consoles will be available in Japan in March of next year.

706
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,920
They had to go back to the Tekken stuff because there was...

707
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,240
Where was the action, you know?

708
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,340
And you've got...

709
00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:44,940
What's his name?

710
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:45,700
The American lad.

711
00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:46,620
And Hawarang.

712
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,180
I could never pronounce his name.

713
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:48,960
Hawarang.

714
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,480
Punching.

715
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:51,000
Kicking.

716
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:51,460
What's his name?

717
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,100
Eddie Paul.

718
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,640
Was his name Paul Eddie or something?

719
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,380
Or Eddie Paul.

720
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,720
Tell me what...

721
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,860
It wasn't Eddie Paul.

722
00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:58,800
That was it, yeah.

723
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,480
It was Eddie Gordo and fucking Paul.

724
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,620
It's great to see everyone in the chat today.

725
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,180
And it's great...

726
00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:03,700
Paul Phoenix.

727
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,120
That's it.

728
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:04,540
Paul Phoenix.

729
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:05,940
It's great to see the chat.

730
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,360
I put it on low latency.

731
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,580
So the picture quality that you're looking at...

732
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,280
We're looking at now might be rubbish.

733
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:17,120
But at least we can interact with each other on a very quick basis.

734
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,380
Will be available in Japan.

735
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:19,860
Look at that.

736
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,140
Look at that maneuver there.

737
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,620
That's a testament to how well the graphics have...

738
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:24,700
I mean, it's just Tekken, I suppose.

739
00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:26,760
Compared to fucking...

740
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,000
That other one that we just saw that was rubbish.

741
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,260
Paul's house or something, was it?

742
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,500
Sorry, let's go back to see what it was again.

743
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:35,260
Can't remember what it was called.

744
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,120
Sorry.

745
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:36,960
Times Clock.

746
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:37,880
Dark Cloud.

747
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,440
This is Dark Cloud.

748
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:43,200
A new 3D role-playing adventure game for the PlayStation 2.

749
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:43,720
Yeah.

750
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,460
Fucking Dark Cloud.

751
00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:47,980
The day they came on the scene making games, man.

752
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:53,320
It must have been a Dark Cloud the day when they got the fucking sales reports back.

753
00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:54,880
And they were in debt.

754
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,920
I'd say there was a Dark Cloud over the sky that day when they left the office building.

755
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:03,160
Knowing that there wasn't going to be any Dark Cloud 2.

756
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,920
Dark Harder.

757
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,520
I'd say there was such a big Dark Cloud over the sky that day.

758
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,480
Anyway, we've done that.

759
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:11,240
We'll keep going.

760
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:16,640
But just look at this snap kick here to Paul Phoenix's head from Hawarang.

761
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,460
It's a real quality snap kick.

762
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:25,080
Imagine seeing that outside Supermax and being absolutely horrified by the reaction on the situation.

763
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,340
Obviously, someone would have recorded on their phone.

764
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:30,660
It would have been shared on viral fucking videos the day after.

765
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:34,260
All these nightmares that happen now in society.

766
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:41,040
You are forced to have to relive them through the medium of viral social media because everyone's just filming everything on the phone.

767
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,580
Be available in Japan in March of next year.

768
00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,220
You could forget about it in the olden days.

769
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,600
Now you have to see it again.

770
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,120
They're due to go on sale in the United States.

771
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,320
There'd be a Dark Cloud flying over that lad's gaff if that happened to your neck.

772
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

773
00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,600
I love this.

774
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,000
Love that little Netscape window.

775
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:05,020
Need to get that done for the channel as well or something.

776
00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:09,000
I used Netscape in 2000 and...

777
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,780
Fuck, what was it now?

778
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:12,680
2004.

779
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:15,100
On one of those old iMacs.

780
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,000
Remember the very first iMacs that were...

781
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,520
They had like...

782
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,060
Shitty neon colours.

783
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:20,940
You could see through them.

784
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:22,360
And...

785
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,640
I've been used to using Windows 98 and XP.

786
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:28,420
And Netscape just was rubbish.

787
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,720
The browser was rubbish.

788
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:31,520
Compared to...

789
00:48:32,140 --> 00:48:34,160
Compared to the...

790
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,520
Compared to the Windows...

791
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,520
Explorer.

792
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,220
Internet Explorer.

793
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:50,220
If you're into computer games...

794
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:52,560
And if you weren't, why would you still be watching?

795
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:54,220
You probably know about...

796
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:57,860
Check that out.

797
00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:58,900
Look at the head bobs there.

798
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:02,220
That's a real lovely bit of acting from the two of them.

799
00:49:02,260 --> 00:49:03,380
Because you know they weren't talking.

800
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,540
Because when this is going on...

801
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,740
You've got someone going...

802
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:08,620
Okay Stuart, we're ready to go in...

803
00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:09,320
Three...

804
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,200
Two...

805
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,200
One...

806
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,200
And...

807
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,080
Action.

808
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,860
If you're into computer games...

809
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:16,900
And if you weren't, why...

810
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:18,980
Just look at the two boys nodding here.

811
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,620
Look at that.

812
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,620
Oh...

813
00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:35,660
Oh.

814
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:36,680
Oh.

815
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:41,120
Oh.

816
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,680
Oh.

817
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,140
Oh.

818
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:43,640
Oh.

819
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,680
Oh.

820
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,180
Oh.

821
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:45,500
Oh.

822
00:49:50,620 --> 00:50:02,060
Yeah. Love it.

823
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:03,580
Love it.

824
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:13,000
Is it? Fuck.

825
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,280
Look at the...

826
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,420
There's a superb undercut here. Rory Undercut, we'll call him.

827
00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:30,860
And it's a battle of the hair tops. It's Thatch on a Hill versus Super Bowl McUndercut the third.

828
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:30,860
Yes, it is.

829
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:32,860
And let's start with Mayhem, which is a wrestling game, right?

830
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:32,860
Yes, it is.

831
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,860
And let's start with Mayhem, which is a wrestling game, right?

832
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:34,860
Yes, correct.

833
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,860
This is on the Nintendo 64.

834
00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:37,860
Yes.

835
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:38,860
All right, so why do you like this game? What's cool about it?

836
00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:41,860
What's cool about it is because it's got all the wrestlers from the WCW.

837
00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:42,860
The real guys.

838
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:48,220
Yes, WCW not as good as WWF, remember. And they had to change their name to WWE because of the pandas.

839
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:53,660
They got sued by a fucking bunch of pandas.

840
00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:55,660
In the Goldberg and Sting and all those guys.

841
00:50:55,660 --> 00:51:01,660
How shit. That's... How crap is your wrestling organization when you can't even fucking beat pandas?

842
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:07,100
It's the only place you're gonna find them. All right. It's got all the real matches, the arenas. Like here's Fall Brawl.

843
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:07,100
And uh...

844
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:13,100
Jay LeBlanc. Thank you very much. Dark Cloud was very... It was pretty sound as far as I remember. I'm very sorry guys.

845
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:16,540
Don't be taking anything to heart what I say here. I've never played any of these games.

846
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:20,540
Uh... Windows 98 FM. Thank you very much.

847
00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:22,540
What do you think of DSX?

848
00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:26,540
I've heard a lot of good news about it. I'd love to play it, but I haven't played it yet. And I might play it one day on stream.

849
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:30,540
Fallout was uh... Fallout 3, Fallout 4. Not as good as Fallout 3.

850
00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:42,860
Fallout 3. Uh... Good stuff there. So there was really... Look at the graphics on this. Look at the spurting water at the side of the fucking thing. Or is it smoke? We don't know. Fall Brawl is the name of the tournament.

851
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:54,860
Fave Doley, thank you very much. Can you give a little shout out to the Sandtree boys? I can. Sandtree lads. Sandtree. Cool place, man. First time I ever got my PlayStation 3 in the Omni in Sandtree.

852
00:51:54,860 --> 00:52:01,020
I say first time because they were... They were not well made products. The fucking Blu-ray drives broke on them.

853
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:06,220
And you had to return them or you had to go and get your warranty sorted out. You had to get them fixed. CAC.

854
00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:14,220
Uh... But thanks very much. Big shout out to the Sandtree lads as well. I hope you're getting on well. And now I hope the fucking Omni Center is still doing good business.

855
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:39,980
Hot Jadj, thank you very much. Let's have a look at this wrestling game. It's WCW. It says it's got all the latest wrestlers from your favorite wrestling competition that isn't WWF. Changes name to WWE because of the Pandas.

856
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:42,600
The game that in real life wrestling when they have a...

857
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:48,700
It looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin, but it's not. It's probably like Stone Baked Paul Gosforth.

858
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,880
Event. Event. Yeah.

859
00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:55,640
They give you a code and you plug it into the game and it like puts the roster of the real event up.

860
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,880
Okay. So you got all the theatrics here.

861
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:58,760
Yeah, it's got the ring entr...

862
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,420
Ah! What?

863
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,200
Just disappeared. Terrible stuff.

864
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,060
So you got all the theatrics here.

865
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,180
Yeah, it's got the ring entrances.

866
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:08,380
What?

867
00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:12,180
Yeah, you got all the theatrics here. It's looking pretty good.

868
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,880
I don't think that was part of it.

869
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:19,000
I never remember seeing any wrestler disappear and teleport to a different part of the fucking stadium.

870
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,600
And look at the gadge on this lad as he comes out of the back of beyond.

871
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:26,760
The graphics back in the day, you couldn't animate what was going on back there.

872
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,880
It was just a fucking black.

873
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,100
You come out from the black.

874
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:31,480
The black of beyond.

875
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,920
And look at the little walk on him.

876
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:33,700
Okay.

877
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:34,500
Hollywood Hogan.

878
00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:35,300
Okay.

879
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,640
And he disappeared again. Disappeared again.

880
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,380
Hollywood Hogan.

881
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:41,540
Hollywood Hogan. It's not even Hulk Hogan. It's a fake Hogan.

882
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,880
So let's just have a quick replay of that again because they won't show us it again.

883
00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:49,240
It was the wrestlers coming out and disappearing.

884
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:57,860
In real life wrestling when they have a pay-per-view event, they give you a code and you plug it into the game and it puts the roster of the real event up.

885
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,080
Okay. So you got all the theatrics here.

886
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:01,440
Yeah, it's got the ring entrances.

887
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:02,120
Okay.

888
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:02,920
Hollywood Hogan.

889
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:03,740
Okay.

890
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:05,440
And once you get into the actual...

891
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,360
So let's see the actual...

892
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:06,640
Wow.

893
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,040
So what kind of controls, what moves can you make?

894
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,580
You can do just about anything you...

895
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,640
What kind of controls, what moves can you make?

896
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,920
You can do just about anything you can think of.

897
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,040
You can do on the real show.

898
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:16,380
Wow.

899
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,320
So you can do hip tosses, power slams.

900
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,360
You can grab them from the back.

901
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:20,620
Okay.

902
00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:22,260
You're playing a computer player right now.

903
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:22,760
That's correct.

904
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,200
Okay.

905
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,460
I'm Goldberg now.

906
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,200
Everybody's favorite.

907
00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:28,220
But one of the...

908
00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:29,200
Why did Stuart laugh?

909
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,120
Is that...

910
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,000
Was that a real laugh?

911
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,120
Because it was a good fake laugh.

912
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:33,360
On the real show.

913
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:33,700
Wow.

914
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,640
So you can do hip tosses, power slams.

915
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,660
You can grab them from the back.

916
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:37,940
Okay.

917
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:39,580
You're playing a computer player right now.

918
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,060
That's correct.

919
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:40,500
Okay.

920
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,760
I'm Goldberg now.

921
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:42,500
Everybody's favorite.

922
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:48,480
But one of the cool things that they did and they tried to do, and they kind of did,

923
00:54:48,860 --> 00:54:53,020
is they kind of made it so that it has the feel of real wrestling so there's always something

924
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:53,960
crazy going on.

925
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:54,200
Right.

926
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:57,500
Like during the match you'll see somebody just running in the ring from nowhere.

927
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:57,900
Okay.

928
00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:59,640
You can actually leave the ring, right?

929
00:54:59,740 --> 00:54:59,840
Yeah.

930
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,660
In this game the guy follows you so it's not like just stuck in the ring.

931
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,180
Yeah, that's correct.

932
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,140
You can leave the ring.

933
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,620
So you can taunt them like in the real thing.

934
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,480
Yeah, hopefully I can get them.

935
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,000
Look at this.

936
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,660
You can leave the ring.

937
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,780
They can run after each other.

938
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,820
It's crazy, crazy stuff, guys.

939
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,640
We've never seen this before in 1999.

940
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,360
Remember, we'd only seen ring-based wrestling games.

941
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:17,700
We'd never left the ring.

942
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,380
Crazy stuff.

943
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,480
Let's see what happens now.

944
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:20,700
Okay.

945
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,140
So you taunt them like in the real thing.

946
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,640
Yeah, hopefully I can get them to follow me.

947
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,960
If he does, we can go backstage and fight in the parking lot.

948
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,320
There we go.

949
00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:27,940
All right, right.

950
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:28,640
Parking lot.

951
00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:29,520
Please stand by.

952
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,220
And then it goes with a crazy security cam.

953
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:33,160
Crazy security cam.

954
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,480
So once you're back here, you can do all kinds of moves.

955
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:35,860
Right.

956
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:36,580
Wow.

957
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,960
You pick up different weapons and hit them with it.

958
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:39,760
Oh, we got to me.

959
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:40,340
Kick them in the head.

960
00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:41,140
So this is Mayhem.

961
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,160
It's on the N6.

962
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:42,680
Right.

963
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,840
So this is Mayhem.

964
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,880
Now let's go over to PlayStation.

965
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:46,180
All right.

966
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:47,380
And a brand new game, right?

967
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:49,080
Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.

968
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:49,360
Yes.

969
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,320
This came out this fall.

970
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:50,940
And actually, you have a like...

971
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:52,020
I can't slag this off.

972
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,380
This was Resident Evil 3.

973
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:54,800
This is just...

974
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,740
This was going to be the...

975
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:56,660
This was the game.

976
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,060
Japanese version, right?

977
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:58,220
Yes.

978
00:55:58,220 --> 00:55:58,880
Because it's not quite out yet.

979
00:55:58,900 --> 00:55:59,780
It just came out in Japan.

980
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,280
Okay.

981
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,160
What do you like about this one?

982
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,440
What do I like about this one?

983
00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:03,960
I think you'll see that...

984
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,220
Partially, it's a story.

985
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,800
But a big part of it is just the interaction you have with the world.

986
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,340
You can see everything is extremely detailed.

987
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,680
And one of the scary things is it's about zombies.

988
00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:13,500
Zombies.

989
00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:15,900
So this is action you can blow guys up.

990
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,220
But there's also you can interact with the charge.

991
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:19,540
Proper, proper violence there.

992
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:20,480
It wasn't just...

993
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,440
It wasn't just a shot and you're down.

994
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,380
Did you see he did the tilt?

995
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:27,540
Only proper violent people do the tilt.

996
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,900
So this guy, undercut, he knows...

997
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,660
You know, he knows what he's at.

998
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:37,360
And your man, Stuart, is trying to come to terms with the whole thing as well.

999
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,380
Going, right.

1000
00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:39,020
Okay.

1001
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:40,420
Zombies.

1002
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:40,940
Right.

1003
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,880
Double luck here now.

1004
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,660
You can see everything is extremely detailed.

1005
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,020
And one of the scary things is it's about zombies.

1006
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:48,860
Zombies.

1007
00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:49,380
You get it.

1008
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,540
So this is action you can...

1009
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:51,120
About zombies.

1010
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:51,960
Zombies.

1011
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:52,500
You get it.

1012
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,700
So this is action you...

1013
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:54,300
Scary things is it's about zombies.

1014
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:56,820
He manages to go for a double spread.

1015
00:56:56,940 --> 00:57:00,300
He goes for the knee, the chest, the head, and then back down to the knee again.

1016
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:01,400
Quality move.

1017
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:02,640
Zombies.

1018
00:57:02,780 --> 00:57:03,160
You get it.

1019
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,040
So this is action you can blow guys up.

1020
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,440
But there's also you can interact with characters.

1021
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:07,340
There's a storyline.

1022
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,020
There's a big part.

1023
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,600
That's probably the biggest part about the game.

1024
00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:10,720
So it's not just bang, bang, bang.

1025
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,800
Yeah, just talking with people and trying to figure out what's happening, why all these

1026
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,640
people are turning to zombies.

1027
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,580
So there's kind of a strategy here to understand what's going on.

1028
00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:17,860
Yeah.

1029
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,660
And if you follow the Resident Evil series, you know what the storyline is and the characters.

1030
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:22,980
It's not just none of the kill these guys.

1031
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,560
No, it's not.

1032
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,040
Okay.

1033
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,400
And so I kind of skipped ahead a little bit so we can see.

1034
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:28,400
That's right.

1035
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:28,860
Yeah.

1036
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:30,920
See, there's like, you know, zombies everywhere.

1037
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:31,840
Everything's going crazy.

1038
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,980
So the storyline is you don't know what's going on.

1039
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,620
There's all these zombies.

1040
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:35,340
They're all out to get you.

1041
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:35,960
You've got to figure out why.

1042
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,460
That's it.

1043
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:36,880
That's it.

1044
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:36,940
That's it.

1045
00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:37,440
You've got to figure out why.

1046
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,380
You've got to figure out, you know, how you're going to stop them because, you know,

1047
00:57:39,380 --> 00:57:39,960
bullets don't all work.

1048
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,840
Again, we're seeing these Japanese subtitles because it's the Japanese version of the game

1049
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,980
because we don't have the American one yet.

1050
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:48,540
And so every time you open a door and move from room to room, it shows you, you know,

1051
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,400
this little cut scene so you know that you're moving along.

1052
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:52,520
Okay, let's just check this out.

1053
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:54,560
Okay, let's just check this out.

1054
00:57:54,860 --> 00:57:55,320
Do you have a name?

1055
00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:56,900
This is Jill Valentine.

1056
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:57,520
Oh, okay.

1057
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:57,960
Got it.

1058
00:57:58,340 --> 00:58:00,440
So Stuart wanted to know Jill Valentine.

1059
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,040
He was interested in the character.

1060
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:06,300
So far, he's actually probably, this is the most interested he's been in one of the games

1061
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:10,020
to the point where he's, he really wants to know who this girl is.

1062
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:11,120
Does she have her name?

1063
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:13,680
It's Jill Valentine.

1064
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,700
Okay, okay.

1065
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:17,100
Let's see what, see what she can do here.

1066
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,340
Okay, let's just check this out.

1067
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,100
Do you have a name?

1068
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:23,700
This is Jill Valentine.

1069
00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:24,300
Oh, okay.

1070
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:24,680
Got it.

1071
00:58:24,740 --> 00:58:25,340
He's a player.

1072
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,220
He's an absolute player, Stuart.

1073
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,740
Do you know why he's asking this?

1074
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:30,960
Because there's no Kiki Stockhammer on this week.

1075
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:36,880
So he's actually, he's having to just settle for the computer-generated polygon babes.

1076
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,780
So you know that you're moving along.

1077
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:39,900
Okay, let's just check this out.

1078
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,660
Do you have a name?

1079
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,260
This is Jill Valentine.

1080
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:44,860
Oh, okay.

1081
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,280
Got it.

1082
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,320
Everybody that played the first game will remember.

1083
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:47,760
Right, right, right, right.

1084
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:50,220
All right, Ryan, I know there's one more game you want to show us.

1085
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,720
Right, right, right.

1086
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,980
There was nothing more he could play there.

1087
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,540
He just went, he was going to pick up a herb.

1088
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,520
Was it a cut?

1089
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,020
I got it.

1090
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,980
Everybody that played the first game will remember.

1091
00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:01,480
Right, right, right, right.

1092
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,460
Right, right, right, right.

1093
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:10,540
I used to do that, and it's only until someone points it out to you that you know that you do stuff like that when you're talking.

1094
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,560
It's very rude.

1095
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,960
Someone's talking, you just call.

1096
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:15,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1097
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,320
Right, right, right, right, right.

1098
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,080
All right, Ryan, I know.

1099
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,360
Listen, doesn't.

1100
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:21,640
Does she have a name?

1101
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,200
Does she have a name?

1102
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:23,260
This is Jill Valentine.

1103
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:23,860
Oh, okay.

1104
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,260
Got it.

1105
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:25,080
Right, right, right.

1106
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,120
Right, right, right.

1107
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,740
Right, right, right.

1108
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:27,640
Right, right, right.

1109
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:32,660
Ryan, I know there's one more game you want to show us, and that's the new Rainbow Six for the N64, the Tom Clancy book.

1110
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,240
Show it to us, and what do you like about it?

1111
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:38,440
What I like about it is it's a little more real than most of the strategy, you know, first-person shooter games.

1112
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:38,780
How so?

1113
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:42,760
It's you have to pick a team, and you interact with your guys, and you're telling them which way to go.

1114
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,440
Check out the graphics on that.

1115
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:45,120
What's the best way to attack the character?

1116
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,280
All right, so show it to us and tell us the story at the same time.

1117
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:51,960
All right, the game is basically you're part of this special elite forces team, and there's one of my guys right there.

1118
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,580
And we're supposed to go and rescue these hostages, and there's more to it than I want to ruin the story.

1119
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,080
If anybody knows the book, they'll know what the story is.

1120
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,840
So there's a lot of strategy, a lot of story, but you've got to beat up guys at the same time.

1121
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:02,160
That's right.

1122
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:02,580
You do.

1123
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:06,020
Save all these poor, helpless people that are, you know, going to get killed by these terrorists.

1124
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,220
But you're going to blow up these terrorists.

1125
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,560
That's the idea.

1126
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:09,540
I'm going to try to get in shooting for us.

1127
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:10,480
Can you find one real quick?

1128
01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:11,200
Yeah, here's one.

1129
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:12,920
You already got him.

1130
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,480
You already got him.

1131
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,840
All right, let me ask you one question.

1132
01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:17,740
You've shown us three games.

1133
01:00:17,820 --> 01:00:20,240
They're overly violent, beating up people, blood, blowing guys up.

1134
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:24,400
You know, a lot of people think this is a really bad thing, and it's affecting kids in a bad way.

1135
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,640
Does this bother you in a way?

1136
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,760
I mean, does this make you love sex?

1137
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:32,400
Does this say, look, look, hey, hey, put the, hey, put Ryan.

1138
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,300
Put the controller down for a second, Ryan.

1139
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,740
I got to talk to you about something.

1140
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,500
Look, we're having a little fun here.

1141
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,640
You're playing these games.

1142
01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:43,140
You got your Jill, Jill Val.

1143
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:43,880
Yeah, she's nice.

1144
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:44,440
She's nice.

1145
01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:46,480
You're going around.

1146
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,280
You're shooting people.

1147
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:48,380
You're blowing people up.

1148
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:49,360
You're smashing skills.

1149
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:51,540
Very violent.

1150
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:54,040
Does this, do you reckon, is this affecting you?

1151
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,080
Are you okay, Ryan?

1152
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:59,240
Let's have a little look at that run-up again.

1153
01:00:59,280 --> 01:00:59,700
It was smooth.

1154
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,960
It was like his father, it's like your father.

1155
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,880
Cut the crap for a moment, son.

1156
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:06,340
Son, cut the crap.

1157
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:07,860
What's going on here?

1158
01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:09,840
Let me ask you one question.

1159
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,740
You've shown us three games.

1160
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:13,220
They're overly violent, beating up people, blood, blowing guys up.

1161
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,360
You know, a lot of people think this is a really bad thing, and it's affecting kids in a bad way.

1162
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,620
Does this bother you in a way?

1163
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,680
I mean, does this make you less sensitive to real human violence?

1164
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,020
You know, I've heard that question a lot, and I've played games since I was 13 years old.

1165
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,160
Right.

1166
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:28,220
I don't think I'm any different than anybody else.

1167
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:28,660
You're not a killer.

1168
01:01:28,860 --> 01:01:29,360
No, I'm not.

1169
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,660
But it's...

1170
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:32,100
You're not a killer?

1171
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,240
Question mark.

1172
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,120
No, I'm not.

1173
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,800
And then silence.

1174
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:38,860
There was no, that wasn't like a joke question or anything like that.

1175
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:46,400
He's literally asking the journalist from GameSpot.com, who's just after reviewing three games, showing him upcoming titles.

1176
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,760
You're not a killer.

1177
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:52,540
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

1178
01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:53,760
Get the...

1179
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,420
Let's just lay the cards on the table, Ryan.

1180
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,660
You're not a killer, right?

1181
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,900
You're showing us these games.

1182
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,380
You're showing us these games, Ryan.

1183
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,280
You're blowing people up.

1184
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:06,860
You're running around with your little gun.

1185
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:07,720
You're shooting people.

1186
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,440
You're not a killer, are you?

1187
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:10,960
No, I'm not.

1188
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:11,840
Okay.

1189
01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:15,120
As far as these games nowadays, they all have the rating systems.

1190
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:18,540
You know, I've heard that question a lot, and I've played games since I was 13 years old.

1191
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:18,700
Right.

1192
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:21,760
I don't think I'm any different than anybody else.

1193
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:22,200
You're not a killer.

1194
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:22,880
No, I'm not.

1195
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:25,440
But as far as these games nowadays...

1196
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,040
Hey, Ryan.

1197
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:26,960
You a killer?

1198
01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:29,060
Look at me in the eye, Ryan.

1199
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:29,840
You'd kill someone.

1200
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,760
You'd kill someone before you play this game.

1201
01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:34,580
You're not a killer, Fentain.

1202
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,140
Hold on here.

1203
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,660
I'm just trying to get a balance between being able to see the fucking thing and being able

1204
01:02:40,660 --> 01:02:45,460
to see the chat box moving there as well because I find this highly entertaining.

1205
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,800
Okay, that'll do.

1206
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:47,920
That'll do.

1207
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:47,920
That'll do.

1208
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,860
I think that'll do.

1209
01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:49,420
Will that do?

1210
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,080
Yeah, that'll do.

1211
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:50,480
That'll do.

1212
01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:52,820
Justin Johnson.

1213
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,800
Thank you very much for the tip, Justin Johnson.

1214
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,680
That's just incredible stuff.

1215
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,300
And also, let's see this now.

1216
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,260
Ryan, you are a liar.

1217
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:03,820
Great stuff.

1218
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,120
They all have...

1219
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,940
Does this make you less sensitive to real human violence?

1220
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:10,260
You know, I've heard that question a lot and I've played games since I was 13 years old.

1221
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:10,420
Right.

1222
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,540
I don't think I'm any different than anybody else.

1223
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:13,920
You're not a killer.

1224
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:14,580
No, I'm not.

1225
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:14,960
Yeah.

1226
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:19,000
You're not a killer.

1227
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:19,680
No, I'm not.

1228
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:20,020
Yeah.

1229
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,640
I'm any different than anybody else.

1230
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:22,120
You're not a killer.

1231
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:22,640
No, I'm not.

1232
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:22,920
You've seen it.

1233
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:23,280
You've seen it.

1234
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,900
But as far as these games nowadays, they all have the rating system that the parents can

1235
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:30,460
use as a tool to know which games are safe for their kids and which ones are not.

1236
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:33,980
So it's more of a comfort level for the parents than it is anything else.

1237
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,180
Gotcha.

1238
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:36,460
So I think it's a good thing to go by.

1239
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,080
Ryan, thanks a lot.

1240
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,300
Lovely, lovely, lovely hustle.

1241
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,660
I knew there was going to be a solid bit of hustling and it came now within 10 minutes of

1242
01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:43,600
the final piece of the show.

1243
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:44,260
It's 18 minutes.

1244
01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:46,200
There's only nine minutes of the show left or six.

1245
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:48,900
Was it fucking eight minutes of the show left?

1246
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,380
Look at this lovely bit of hustle work.

1247
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:54,600
You'll notice this kind of crack if you're your boss.

1248
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:59,940
This is the kind of shit your boss will do when you just want you to wrap the fucking conversation

1249
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:02,060
up and get back to work.

1250
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,200
The system that the parents can use.

1251
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:04,420
Right.

1252
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:05,260
Look at.

1253
01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:06,860
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1254
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,000
Look at Stuart here now.

1255
01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:10,200
Stuart needs to get out of here.

1256
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:14,320
He's actually going to cut him off and look, he uses, utilizes body language.

1257
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,480
And cues such as, right, right.

1258
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:16,740
Okay.

1259
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,500
Does that kind of smile face?

1260
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:23,140
It's more of a comfort level for the parents than it is anything else.

1261
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:23,460
Lovely.

1262
01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:24,040
See that one?

1263
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,260
You're kind of going on a bit too much.

1264
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:28,360
Yeah, lovely, lovely stuff.

1265
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,020
Too much.

1266
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,260
As a tool to know which games are safe for their kids and which ones are not.

1267
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,760
So it's more of a comfort level for the parents than it is anything else.

1268
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:35,920
Right.

1269
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:35,980
Gotcha.

1270
01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,240
So I think it's a good thing to go by.

1271
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:38,540
Right.

1272
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:38,880
Thanks a lot.

1273
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:39,340
Okay, thanks.

1274
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:39,780
All right.

1275
01:04:39,820 --> 01:04:42,840
Well, if there's a weak link in computer game technology, it is the...

1276
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:47,420
There was a wink, leak, leak, or link in the fucking flow of the show.

1277
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,080
It was according to Stuart, Mr. Underwood.

1278
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,040
...is your interface.

1279
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:56,080
After all, how much can you really do with a keyboard or a mouse or a joystick, even a

1280
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,160
vibrating game chair?

1281
01:04:57,540 --> 01:05:01,520
But one company has just introduced one of the more revolutionary approaches to interacting

1282
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,080
with a game.

1283
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,540
It's the Reality Fusion GameCam.

1284
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,880
And here to demonstrate GameCam for us is the company's CEO.

1285
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:11,640
Chad Kinzelberg here from Reality Fusion.

1286
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,680
Chad Kinzelberg.

1287
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:18,320
He's going to show him some cool movement-based technology, which was still in its infancy around

1288
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:18,900
1999.

1289
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:22,840
This really looks like it's going to be terrible stuff.

1290
01:05:22,940 --> 01:05:27,140
I'm going to just go and crack open a can just while we do this.

1291
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:27,960
I hope you don't mind.

1292
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,040
There'll be one moment.

1293
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:35,040
Sorry.

1294
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:35,080
Sorry.

1295
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:35,720
Sorry.

1296
01:05:35,720 --> 01:06:05,700
Thank you.

1297
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:35,680
Thank you.

1298
01:06:35,680 --> 01:07:05,660
Thank you.

1299
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:07,660
Thank you.

1300
01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:10,260
Really loving that tune.

1301
01:07:11,420 --> 01:07:12,820
Can't get enough of that tune.

1302
01:07:14,860 --> 01:07:16,360
And I won't get enough of it.

1303
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,240
Back on with this, guys.

1304
01:07:19,340 --> 01:07:21,280
If you've just joined us, this is Chad...

1305
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:25,120
Chad Kinzelberg from Reality Fusion.

1306
01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:32,460
He's about to lay down the law in terms of what is the most exciting new gaming technology as per 1999.

1307
01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:37,420
That of camera-based movement capture technology.

1308
01:07:37,580 --> 01:07:38,360
Motion capture.

1309
01:07:38,780 --> 01:07:39,300
Mocap.

1310
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:43,320
You've heard about mocap in the green screen boys doing the movies.

1311
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,040
And here you're going to see mocap in video game world.

1312
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:51,820
In its infancy, terrible, terrible technology to base a games package on.

1313
01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:52,600
But people bought it.

1314
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,720
People bought it because they didn't know any better.

1315
01:07:56,460 --> 01:07:57,160
Eyes wide shut.

1316
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:57,980
Thank you very much.

1317
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:00,300
Yo, actually, Chad.

1318
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:00,700
How you doing?

1319
01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:01,160
Great.

1320
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,720
What's the idea behind GameCam?

1321
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,880
You actually control the game with your natural body movements and gestures.

1322
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:15,840
So rather than relying on a keyboard or a mouse, you just get up and use your hands or your head or any body part in order to immerse yourself in that game.

1323
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,160
And the deal is you have, like, this is a Logitech QuickCamp.

1324
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:23,040
It's actually taking your picture and inserting you visually in the game and giving you control of the game.

1325
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:23,500
That's correct.

1326
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:27,080
It is capturing your live video image and projecting that onto the game.

1327
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,080
This is where seeing is believing.

1328
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,680
You've got to actually do this, not talk about it.

1329
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,200
Sorry, sorry, sorry you said volume.

1330
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:32,340
I've just turned it up there.

1331
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,500
We go back there because it's Chad.

1332
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,360
You want to get the essence of Chad here.

1333
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:38,560
Chad.

1334
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:39,240
Chad.

1335
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,420
Fusion GameCam.

1336
01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:44,860
And this is the Fusion GameCam.

1337
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,440
This is a Logitech camera.

1338
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:54,520
You install this on your PC and it integrates with the games package, which you buy from Chad's Reality Fusion software company.

1339
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:58,160
It's an amazing breakthrough in the world of video game entertainment.

1340
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,680
Here to explain this is Chad Kinselberg.

1341
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,680
Chad, how are you getting on, Chad?

1342
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,300
What's going on?

1343
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:04,100
Very good.

1344
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:04,700
Very good, sure.

1345
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:05,320
Thanks so much.

1346
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:09,120
And then you'll see some demonstrations of the games that are happening.

1347
01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:09,860
We're rewinding.

1348
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:10,140
Why?

1349
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,240
Because we didn't have the volume up high enough the first time.

1350
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:13,840
The interacting with the game.

1351
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,280
It's the Reality Fusion GameCam.

1352
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:20,160
And here to demonstrate GameCam for us is the company's CEO, actually.

1353
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:20,880
Chad, how are you doing?

1354
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:21,360
Great.

1355
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:22,900
What's the idea behind GameCam?

1356
01:09:23,220 --> 01:09:28,060
You actually control the game with your natural body movements and gestures.

1357
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:35,780
So rather than relying on a keyboard or mouse, you just get up and use your hands or your head or any body part in order to immerse yourself.

1358
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:38,120
And the deal is you have like, this is a Logitech QuickCam.

1359
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,180
It's actually taking your picture and inserting you.

1360
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,640
Look at that Logitech.

1361
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:47,540
I've got a, this is the camera you're watching me on now is a Logitech C350 or some shit like that.

1362
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,120
It doesn't look like that.

1363
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,260
It looks a lot better than that.

1364
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:54,120
But I mean, just goes to show you, you know, how far they've come.

1365
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:57,440
Visually in the game and giving you control of the game.

1366
01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:57,900
That's correct.

1367
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,480
It is capturing your live video image and projecting that onto the game.

1368
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,460
This is where seeing is believing.

1369
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:04,080
You've got to actually do this, not talk about it.

1370
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,340
I can do a far better job of demonstrating it.

1371
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:06,620
Wow.

1372
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,920
So this is our main interface.

1373
01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:10,380
And merely by tapping on any one of these different games.

1374
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:11,180
Can you hear, there's music.

1375
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,860
You can hear a shit guitar kind of track.

1376
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:16,000
So I'm going to turn the volume up a little bit more here.

1377
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,080
And apologies if it's fucking with your system.

1378
01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:19,820
But you need to hear everything.

1379
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:22,060
And I'm seeing the levels there.

1380
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:26,720
You're not hitting the yellow where I need, I need it to be hitting the yellow so that you know exactly what's going on.

1381
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,440
We go here now and then advance audio properties.

1382
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,380
Turn that up to nine.

1383
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:32,860
Close that and then go back.

1384
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,160
Here we have Chad Kinselberg here.

1385
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,500
Game cam includes six different games.

1386
01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:36,400
Main interface.

1387
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,660
Do this, not talk about it.

1388
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,520
So show us how it works.

1389
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,920
I can do a far better job of demonstrating it.

1390
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,500
So this is our main interface.

1391
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:41,520
So this is our main interface.

1392
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,140
And merely by tapping on any one of these different games.

1393
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,740
Game cam includes six different games.

1394
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,380
You can launch into.

1395
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,720
So you actually control the interface with your hands too.

1396
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:50,320
Absolutely.

1397
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,260
So you just.

1398
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:52,040
Okay, go ahead.

1399
01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:55,100
Because of that, it's a natural for any type of sports title.

1400
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:00,060
So instead of playing basketball using a keyboard or mouse, you can shoot with your hands the way that you would.

1401
01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:00,580
Shoop.

1402
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:01,840
So shooting hoops.

1403
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,720
It's a basketball scenario.

1404
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:04,520
On the playground.

1405
01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:05,400
I gotta see this.

1406
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,440
And we're gonna start with.

1407
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:06,980
Look at that.

1408
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:07,680
Doesn't even.

1409
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,900
It's not even full body.

1410
01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:09,640
It's your body.

1411
01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:10,500
It's your torso.

1412
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:11,680
Halfway up your torso.

1413
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:12,320
Your tit.

1414
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,400
From your tit up.

1415
01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:17,120
It doesn't even get the rest of the arms in.

1416
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:18,340
It's ridiculous.

1417
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:19,500
It looks cack.

1418
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:20,960
You wouldn't even.

1419
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,840
You wouldn't even play it in an arcade if it was there.

1420
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,160
And someone had said you want to go on the arcade game.

1421
01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:28,380
There's still a couple of credits left if you want to play it.

1422
01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:28,900
You'd go, nah.

1423
01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:31,880
I'll probably go and play Time Crisis, which was out at this time.

1424
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,420
I'll probably go and play Soul Reaver or Calibur, which was out at this time.

1425
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,460
You'd play a myriad of different games.

1426
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:42,000
You'd even play Manx TT Superbike from the mid-90s.

1427
01:11:42,780 --> 01:11:44,320
You wouldn't be arsed with this.

1428
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:46,500
Okay, there's Chad inside the game.

1429
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,500
Now, this is actually a two-player version.

1430
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,760
So if we want, you can play with your friend or your brother.

1431
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,000
And the idea is you just try and make baskets.

1432
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:58,760
Now, one of the cool things you'll notice is that this window actually moves towards the ball.

1433
01:11:58,900 --> 01:11:59,540
So I can set my...

1434
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,480
It looks like a dream.

1435
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:07,720
It looks like the dream that you'd have if you were in a nightmare situation where you've been put in a basketball court.

1436
01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:09,180
And this was the nightmare.

1437
01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:15,540
And you're telling your friends or whoever the next day and they're not interested because nobody ever is when you tell them a dream because it's boring as fuck.

1438
01:12:15,980 --> 01:12:18,820
But I mean, oh, I was in the basketball court and there was only half of me.

1439
01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:20,060
And every time I went to...

1440
01:12:20,060 --> 01:12:21,340
The ball wasn't even...

1441
01:12:21,340 --> 01:12:23,020
The gravity wasn't even right.

1442
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:24,960
You know, it was like hovering up and down.

1443
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:25,920
And then I went to president.

1444
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,620
Oh, I was fucking mad.

1445
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,000
This is the interpretation of a nightmare.

1446
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:30,480
Look.

1447
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:31,160
Let's have a look.

1448
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,680
You are literally hitting the ball.

1449
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,040
Look at that.

1450
01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:40,540
Stuart Sheffey there says you are literally hitting the ball when it's not even touching the fucking ball.

1451
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:41,340
And it's not literal.

1452
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:41,880
It's a...

1453
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:42,680
It's a...

1454
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:43,380
It's a...

1455
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,440
A crap.

1456
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,160
Crap visual representation.

1457
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,900
The idea is you just try and make baskets.

1458
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:53,660
Now, one of the cool things you'll notice is that this window actually moves towards the ball.

1459
01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:55,360
So I can set myself up for dunk.

1460
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:55,840
So let's...

1461
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:58,660
You are literally hitting the ball in the basket right now.

1462
01:12:58,700 --> 01:12:59,940
And if you do it well, you score.

1463
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:00,720
And if you don't, you miss.

1464
01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:01,580
He really isn't.

1465
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:02,260
I can hit it with my head.

1466
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,280
And I can hit a rebound.

1467
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:04,780
Head in the fucking yoke.

1468
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:05,600
He's heading it.

1469
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,220
If I was a little bit more skilled, I'd make a few baskets.

1470
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,380
Let's just go back and see that header again.

1471
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:10,300
Not even a move.

1472
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:13,000
An illegal move in basketball, I think.

1473
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:13,880
Let's have a look here.

1474
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:18,600
That this window actually moves towards the ball.

1475
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,280
So I can set myself up for dunk.

1476
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:20,780
So let's...

1477
01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:23,580
You are literally hitting the ball in the basket right now.

1478
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,860
And if you do it well, you score.

1479
01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:25,680
And if you don't, you miss.

1480
01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:26,080
That's right.

1481
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:27,200
And I can hit it with my head.

1482
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:27,780
Wow.

1483
01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:29,420
And I can hit a rebound.

1484
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,140
If I was a little bit more skilled, I'd make a few baskets.

1485
01:13:33,140 --> 01:13:33,480
But you are literally immersed in the action.

1486
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,800
You know, it's one of those...

1487
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,940
If you watch it long enough, it actually begins to make a little bit of sense.

1488
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,020
But you need to have...

1489
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,440
You need to remember what your initial impression was.

1490
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,560
Which is why, you know, you can be Stockholm syndromed

1491
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,360
into believing that something like this is entertaining.

1492
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,440
And if you watch it long enough...

1493
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:50,220
Notice that it's just cutting out my image.

1494
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:55,060
So it really creates this fantasy world where I could be playing in Madison Square Garden

1495
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,800
or the form.

1496
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,860
And I just see my image inside of the game.

1497
01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,240
The tax man, thank you very much.

1498
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,060
I want to show a couple of things here.

1499
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:03,200
Show us volleyball also.

1500
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,720
That's another really neat demonstration.

1501
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,000
It's the same idea where you're batting a ball in a different kind of game.

1502
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,600
So I'm just going back...

1503
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,360
And hear that guitar.

1504
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,460
Sorry, I just need to get a glass.

1505
01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:12,280
There's a lovely guitar.

1506
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,760
A bit of guitar playing between those bits when he goes out into the main menu.

1507
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:19,100
Just see this little bit of nightmare action again.

1508
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:20,100
Towards the ball.

1509
01:14:20,180 --> 01:14:21,800
So I can set myself up for a dunk.

1510
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:22,280
So let's...

1511
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,100
You are literally hitting the ball in the basket right now.

1512
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,380
And if you do it well, you score.

1513
01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:27,180
And if you don't, you miss.

1514
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:27,580
That's right.

1515
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,700
I can hit it with my head.

1516
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:28,980
Huh.

1517
01:14:29,740 --> 01:14:30,980
And I can hit a rebound.

1518
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,780
If I was a little bit more skilled, I'd make a few baskets.

1519
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:34,580
Fizzy nipple.

1520
01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:35,440
Thank you very much.

1521
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:44,200
Immersed in the action, he says, as he jumps around.

1522
01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:45,820
Not even his body in the game.

1523
01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:47,860
Only a small segment of his body in the game.

1524
01:14:47,860 --> 01:14:48,560
Cutting out my image.

1525
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:49,560
Look at Stuart here.

1526
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:49,800
Look.

1527
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:51,940
Your man's telling him how amazing it is.

1528
01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:55,560
And Stuart's just like, what's the next fucking thing on the agenda?

1529
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,700
You'll just ask another question.

1530
01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:59,520
It's falling on deaf ears there, Chad.

1531
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,620
More skilled at a few baskets.

1532
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,460
But you are literally immersed in the action.

1533
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:05,320
You'll notice that it's just cutting out my image.

1534
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:06,060
Look.

1535
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:06,940
Look.

1536
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:07,520
Image.

1537
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:08,860
So it really.

1538
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:13,880
He says, you'll notice that it's cutting out my image.

1539
01:15:14,460 --> 01:15:17,380
Expecting Stuart to look and go, all right, yeah.

1540
01:15:17,980 --> 01:15:20,380
Stuart's just like, what the fuck am I watching, man?

1541
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,460
This is, this is, we've got five minutes left of the show.

1542
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:25,060
This is terrible.

1543
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,800
It's just cutting out my image.

1544
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:33,360
So it really creates this fantasy world where I could be playing in Madison Square Garden or the form.

1545
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,420
And I just see my image inside of the game.

1546
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:36,960
All right.

1547
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,620
Let's, let's, I want to show a couple of things here.

1548
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:39,760
Show us volleyball also.

1549
01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:41,280
That's another really neat demonstration.

1550
01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:43,420
It's the same idea where you're batting a ball in a different kind of game.

1551
01:15:43,420 --> 01:15:44,820
Really nice demonstration.

1552
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,960
So I'm just going back to our main interface.

1553
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,840
Again, I'm controlling everything using my hands.

1554
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,600
No mouse, no keyboard, no joystick.

1555
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,100
No mouse, no keyboards.

1556
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:53,240
Exactly.

1557
01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:53,800
All right.

1558
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:54,260
So volleyball.

1559
01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:55,040
And I will go into volleyball.

1560
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:55,600
Launch volleyball.

1561
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:00,320
Now, one of the nice things about volleyball is we include a number of different opponents.

1562
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,760
But you can actually create your own opponent just by having a friend come over and go through certain motions.

1563
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:05,760
And get two guys pictures in there.

1564
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,400
Exactly.

1565
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:06,780
Okay.

1566
01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:14,540
And so in this case, I'll be playing against not just a computer animated opponent, but rather someone that we taped going through certain motions.

1567
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:19,160
God knows what the hell this is going to be like.

1568
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,420
Now, we've seen the basketball.

1569
01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:23,180
We've seen how horrendous that was.

1570
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,220
This thing was knocked up probably by Logitech themselves.

1571
01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:40,100
They probably thought we could get away with we'll flog a few webcams if we sell some rubbish software aimed at.

1572
01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:50,080
It's the parents will buy the thing and then the children who don't know any better will enjoy this game, even though it's terrible.

1573
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:51,280
Play volleyball.

1574
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,000
Just tell us what you're doing.

1575
01:16:55,380 --> 01:16:57,480
So I'm just now instructing it to serve to me.

1576
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,380
I'll hit the ball over.

1577
01:16:58,380 --> 01:16:59,160
What's going on there?

1578
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:00,080
Who is he?

1579
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,340
Is he another lad that they have in the studio?

1580
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:09,720
And why is Chad in a little rubber inflatable ring?

1581
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,660
Again, his hand is being continually being cropped off.

1582
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,120
And the ball seemingly is already hitting the net.

1583
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,200
What more would you expect?

1584
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,020
And this guy is just jumping up and down like...

1585
01:17:24,020 --> 01:17:27,240
That was pretty loud as we hit.

1586
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:27,740
Yes.

1587
01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:28,700
All right, try again.

1588
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:34,820
So now on the other side, Max is serving the ball this time.

1589
01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:35,300
But...

1590
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:38,360
Absolute terrible stuff so far.

1591
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:42,100
Both of them, neither of them have managed to get the ball over the net.

1592
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,880
He's done some kind of seal jump here.

1593
01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:46,100
He's nowhere to be found.

1594
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,540
He just went through different...

1595
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:48,180
Have you seen this?

1596
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,120
We've been on this 30 seconds now.

1597
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:57,120
And they still are just hitting it against this terrible demonstration of the mechanics of the game.

1598
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,260
Just tell us what you're doing.

1599
01:17:59,660 --> 01:18:00,380
So I'm just now instructing...

1600
01:18:00,380 --> 01:18:03,680
Always, Stuart Sheffy, always tell us what you're doing.

1601
01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:08,780
Because there's no way that these graphics can communicate clearly what is actually happening.

1602
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,880
Again, it's like a bad dream.

1603
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:12,300
Serve to me.

1604
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,280
I'll hit the ball over.

1605
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,620
And you'll notice that...

1606
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,500
It was a pretty lousy hit.

1607
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:16,000
Yes.

1608
01:18:16,220 --> 01:18:16,960
All right, try again.

1609
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,420
It was a pretty lousy hit.

1610
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,480
Okay, try again.

1611
01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:26,320
So now, on the other side, Max is serving the ball this time.

1612
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:27,720
But he's nowhere to be found.

1613
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:29,460
He just went through different motions.

1614
01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:30,140
So he's on tape.

1615
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:30,720
He doesn't really know what's going on.

1616
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:31,420
He is on tape.

1617
01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:31,780
There you go.

1618
01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:32,140
Exactly.

1619
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:36,240
If I was Stuart Sheffy, I'd be asking, why are you in a rubber ring?

1620
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,560
That is cool.

1621
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:43,360
So again, if I hit the ball harder, the ball will go longer.

1622
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:50,560
Stuart Sheffy really earning the money there by saying, struggling to try and make it sound like he's impressed.

1623
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:52,300
Yeah, that's cool.

1624
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:53,780
He doesn't really know what's going on.

1625
01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:53,920
He is on tape.

1626
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:54,280
There you go.

1627
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:54,660
Exactly.

1628
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:55,920
That is cool.

1629
01:18:57,380 --> 01:19:00,780
So again, if I hit the ball harder, the ball will go longer.

1630
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,560
If I just tap it, it won't go as hard.

1631
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,800
So all the normal physics that you would expect to apply to a volleyball operate here.

1632
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:10,060
So obviously, these algorithms here are looking at the movement of your hand.

1633
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,240
It knows what your hand is, and then it reacts as if we're saying a command.

1634
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:13,520
That's right.

1635
01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:14,940
Okay, so see this.

1636
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:15,780
Look at this here.

1637
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:19,440
Just take all this in here.

1638
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,600
This is a grown man.

1639
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:28,100
...rhythms here are looking at the movement of your hand, it knows what your hand is, and then it reacts as if it was saying a command.

1640
01:19:28,100 --> 01:19:29,100
That's right.

1641
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:30,600
Wow.

1642
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:31,600
Exactly correct.

1643
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:32,600
You're pretty good.

1644
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,100
Well, this is one of my main...

1645
01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:41,100
Where is he there? Look, the ball... the ball just hit. It's just a fucking ring. And your man isn't even in the ring.

1646
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:46,600
Uh, what are the buttons on the keyboard, lads, for skipping back a frame?

1647
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:54,600
Um, because I don't know what... I know that the left and right go back five seconds, but what's the skipping back a frame?

1648
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,600
Alright, thank you very much.

1649
01:19:56,600 --> 01:20:03,600
Hey, this is great. The low latency, ultra low latency feedback is brilliant, because it's just straight away.

1650
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,600
Earlier on it was... takes like 30 seconds.

1651
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,600
So then... ah, this is brilliant. This is all we need. Look.

1652
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,600
Seen this? Moment of impact.

1653
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,600
What a terrible...

1654
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:18,600
Look, this is the demonstration for your game, like...

1655
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:22,600
Like, where the fuck is he? Seen this?

1656
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,600
Wow.

1657
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:38,600
The scoreboard is 0-0 for both of them.

1658
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,600
That's right. That's exactly correct.

1659
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,600
You got it. You look pretty good.

1660
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:46,600
Well, this is one of my main responsibilities as CEO is to test all of these games.

1661
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,600
And then it just disappears. The rubber ring disappears and Chad...

1662
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,600
Correct. You got it.

1663
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:52,600
Chad's got a purple shirt in the thing.

1664
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,600
Well, this is one of my main responsibilities as CEO...

1665
01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:00,600
One of his main... Chad's gonna tell us about one of his main responsibilities as a CEO.

1666
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,600
Is to test all of these games thoroughly.

1667
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:06,600
That's a real laugh from Stuart.

1668
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:10,600
One of my main responsibilities as a CEO is to test these games thoroughly.

1669
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,600
And Stuart bursts his whole laughing.

1670
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:18,600
Because the scoreboard is 0-0 and it's been an absolute clusterfuck of a demo.

1671
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:26,600
Well, this is one of my main responsibilities as CEO is to test all of these games thoroughly.

1672
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,600
So I have become pretty adept at these different titles.

1673
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,600
All right, quickly, one more thing I want you to show me.

1674
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,600
You got a great karate game where we chop the other guy.

1675
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,600
Brilliant. We've got a karate game coming up.

1676
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,600
If you thought that the basketball was class...

1677
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,600
Fucking...

1678
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,600
And then you were hit with the volleyball scenario.

1679
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,600
Which is just really blowing everything out the water entirely.

1680
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:47,600
Wait till you see this now.

1681
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,600
I can't wait to see it as well.

1682
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,600
Look at that. It's a lovely die.

1683
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,600
You wouldn't know it's a just for men. It looks great.

1684
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,600
Chad's ring.

1685
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,600
Thank you very much.

1686
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:56,600
Andy Moonshine.

1687
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:57,600
Thank you very much.

1688
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,600
RK. Thank you.

1689
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,600
Fizzy Nipple.

1690
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,600
This reminds me of the PlayStation Eye Toy.

1691
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,600
As a bonding experience, me and my neighbor both took...

1692
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:08,600
I'm not going to read the rest of that one, but thanks for the thing.

1693
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,600
The tip.

1694
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,600
The taxman. Thank you very much.

1695
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,600
And silver pixie. Thank you very much.

1696
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:13,600
The jazz freestyle.

1697
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,600
And snake moves were deadly. Thanks so much.

1698
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:16,600
Thank you very much for the tip.

1699
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,600
Let's have a look at this karate action.

1700
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,600
So let's pull up karate if we can.

1701
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,600
Sure. I'll just quit out of volleyball.

1702
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,600
And again, you just wave at your little options.

1703
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:24,600
I'm just waving.

1704
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,600
Most of these screens have a couple of different options.

1705
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,600
Okay.

1706
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:29,600
And I will go into karate.

1707
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:34,600
Now, before we get into the karate, we've taken the liberty of actually taking your picture...

1708
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,600
I'm afraid you did.

1709
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,600
...and superimposing it on top of our karate clown.

1710
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,600
You've got me some idiotic quasi-modo character here.

1711
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:38,600
Yes.

1712
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:42,600
But this might be appealing to some of your staff or possibly viewers.

1713
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:43,600
I don't know.

1714
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,600
But the idea is...

1715
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:49,600
Have you seen the putter Stewart's face on a little quasi-modo character here?

1716
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,600
We've taken the liberty of actually taking your picture...

1717
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,600
I'm afraid you did.

1718
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,600
...and superimposing it on top of our karate clown.

1719
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,600
You've got me some idiotic quasi-modo character here.

1720
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:57,600
Yes, but this might be a...

1721
01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,600
Look at this.

1722
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,600
What's...

1723
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,600
This is meant to be like Chinese or...

1724
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,600
Japanese.

1725
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:08,600
It's a dojo.

1726
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:09,600
We know the dojo.

1727
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:10,600
We've seen them.

1728
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:11,600
They've got a little...

1729
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,600
Sorry about that.

1730
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,600
It's disgusting.

1731
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,600
We've got a little training block at the back, like a wooden block, which we were training

1732
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:17,600
Shemmui.

1733
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,600
And Stewart's face.

1734
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,600
I wish we could zoom in on Stewart's face there.

1735
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:26,600
Give us a moment.

1736
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,600
It might be worth just having a little zoom in because we won't...

1737
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,600
We won't get to see it.

1738
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,600
Look at this.

1739
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,600
That's what they did to Stewart Shafé.

1740
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:36,600
They put him on a little Quasimodo character.

1741
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:37,600
Appealing to some of your...

1742
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:50,600
Now, before we get into the karate, we've taken the liberty of actually taking your picture...

1743
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,600
I'm afraid you did.

1744
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:52,600
...and superimposing it on top of our karate clown.

1745
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,600
You've got me some idiotic quasi-modo character here.

1746
01:23:54,600 --> 01:24:06,600
Appealing to some of your staff or possibly viewers, I don't know, but the idea is...

1747
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,600
Look at the...

1748
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,600
Look at Chad there.

1749
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:13,600
And what does it say down here?

1750
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:16,600
Pause for the scoreboard.

1751
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,600
Position your face within the frame.

1752
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:20,600
Hit snap.

1753
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,600
Hold your pose until the countdown reaches zero.

1754
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,600
Hit done to save.

1755
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,600
Then hit snap to retake.

1756
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:32,600
And there they've taken a picture of Chad's face.

1757
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,600
But for some reason, it's not Chad's face on the game.

1758
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,600
It's...

1759
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:39,600
It's Stewart Shafé's face.

1760
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,600
We'll continue with that.

1761
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:47,600
Again, instead of using this keyboard being sedentary, I get up and I actually get to fight...

1762
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,600
In this case with you, Stewart.

1763
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:49,600
Wow.

1764
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:50,600
Wow.

1765
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,600
And I can bop you in the head and...

1766
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,600
And you can try and hit me back.

1767
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,600
I'm not really running the game.

1768
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:58,600
You just have my face in the computer player.

1769
01:24:58,600 --> 01:24:59,600
No, I just have your face, exactly.

1770
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:00,600
Right.

1771
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,600
Now we have different levels.

1772
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:02,600
So you, right now, we're at the first level.

1773
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:07,600
So you're not terribly quick or adept at hitting me.

1774
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,600
But as I...

1775
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,600
None of Chad's clocks are hitting him.

1776
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:13,600
But all of Stewart Shafé's quasi-modo...

1777
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,600
But all of Stewart Shafé's quasi-modo...

1778
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,600
Idiotic quasi-modo character are hitting Chad.

1779
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,600
And...

1780
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:20,600
Move up the different levels.

1781
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,600
I'm not really running the game.

1782
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,600
All right.

1783
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,600
And I can bop you in the head.

1784
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,600
And...

1785
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,600
And you can try and hit me back.

1786
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,600
All right.

1787
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,600
Well, I'm not really running the game.

1788
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:30,600
You just have my face in the computer player.

1789
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,600
I just have your face, exactly.

1790
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:32,600
Right.

1791
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:33,600
Now we have different levels.

1792
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:34,600
So you, right now, we're at the first level.

1793
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:35,600
So you're...

1794
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,600
T22BC, thank you very much for the tip.

1795
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,600
I can't believe the graphics.

1796
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,600
He says.

1797
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,600
T22BC, neither can I.

1798
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,600
I'm not terribly quick or...

1799
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,600
Okay.

1800
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:46,600
...adept at hitting me.

1801
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,600
But as I move up the different levels,

1802
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:52,600
you'll become much faster and start to give me roundhouse kicks...

1803
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:53,600
Okay.

1804
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:54,600
Sarah and James, thank you very, very much.

1805
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:55,600
Yeah.

1806
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,600
Now could we both be playing this real-time if we had two quick hands?

1807
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,600
Not yet.

1808
01:25:58,600 --> 01:25:59,600
That's the next version.

1809
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:00,600
It's version 2.0.

1810
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:01,600
Absolutely.

1811
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:02,600
Okay.

1812
01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:06,600
Sorry, we'll just resize that for you again there.

1813
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,600
Put that to transform.

1814
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:09,600
Fit to screen.

1815
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:10,600
Fit to screen.

1816
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:17,600
And we just got another wide shot again of Chad flailing around while Stuart feigns interest.

1817
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:19,600
Not yet.

1818
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:20,600
That's the next version.

1819
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,600
Version 2.0.

1820
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:22,600
Absolutely.

1821
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,600
Okay.

1822
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,600
And we got the nice sound effects.

1823
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,600
Right.

1824
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:26,600
So it knows when you hit me.

1825
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,600
Correct.

1826
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,600
And I'm just looking like an idiot there while you're...

1827
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,600
You need round.

1828
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:30,600
All right.

1829
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:32,600
Let me just ask you one more thing.

1830
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:34,600
Now when I buy game cam, what do I get?

1831
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,600
You get this Logitech?

1832
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:40,600
Imagine he asked him if he'd killed someone like he asked the other guy.

1833
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:41,600
Let me ask something here.

1834
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,600
We've seen you do some slam dunks.

1835
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:43,600
We've seen the volleyball.

1836
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:47,600
Now we're kicking around fighting here.

1837
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,600
You haven't killed anyone, right?

1838
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:50,600
No.

1839
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:51,600
Okay.

1840
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,600
So what kind of graphics card are we going to need for this?

1841
01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:54,600
Quick cam camera.

1842
01:26:54,600 --> 01:27:04,600
You need a Logitech 579 spec and then a GPU which has 170 megahertz processor attached to it too.

1843
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:05,600
Pledged video camera.

1844
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,600
Speaking as brother thing.

1845
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:07,600
That's right.

1846
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,600
As well as six different titles.

1847
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:12,600
We have a combination of sports titles, some of which I've demonstrated for you here, and

1848
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:13,600
personal creativity.

1849
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:20,600
So for example, we have something that's akin to a digital dance studio where you can get up and kind of rock out and your body motions control different effects.

1850
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:23,600
Okay, great stuff, Chad.

1851
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,600
Look, just pull it back a moment, Chad.

1852
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:29,600
Look, we've seen volleyball and basketball and you playing karate there.

1853
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,600
Have you ever killed a man, Chad?

1854
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:33,600
No.

1855
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:34,600
Okay, great.

1856
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:37,600
Well, thanks a lot.

1857
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:38,600
Thank you.

1858
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,600
Alright, that's our look at the latest in computer games.

1859
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,600
I'll be back in just a moment with my pick of the week.

1860
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:43,600
Don't miss it.

1861
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:48,600
We gotta go.

1862
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,600
Was that a hard cut of the week?

1863
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:51,600
Look at Chad.

1864
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,600
And personal creativity.

1865
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:53,600
Yeah.

1866
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:54,600
So for example, we have something-

1867
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:58,600
You can already hear the strain on Stuart's chefe is what- yeah.

1868
01:27:58,600 --> 01:27:59,600
Right.

1869
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:00,600
Okay.

1870
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:03,600
Your man's trying to sell- we can do all this thing.

1871
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:04,600
We got the Logitech.

1872
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:05,600
You can team up.

1873
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:06,600
It's not just fun and games.

1874
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,600
You can do this creative thing.

1875
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:13,600
We built this creative suite package that lets you really express your artistic side.

1876
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,600
Right.

1877
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:15,600
Right.

1878
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:16,600
We got the details.

1879
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:20,600
That's akin to a digital dance studio where you can get up and kind of rock out and your

1880
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:21,600
body motions control different effects.

1881
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:22,600
We gotta go.

1882
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:23,600
Chad is very cool.

1883
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:24,600
Thanks.

1884
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:25,600
We gotta go.

1885
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:26,600
Did you hear that everyone?

1886
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:27,600
That's quality.

1887
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:28,600
Watch Chad here.

1888
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:33,600
Chad's really trying to sell the artistic, creative side of the product.

1889
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,600
We gotta go.

1890
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,600
Different effects.

1891
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:36,600
Chad is very cool.

1892
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:41,600
Sports titles, some of which I've demonstrated for you here, and personal creativity.

1893
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:42,600
Yeah.

1894
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,600
So for example, we have something that's akin to a digital dance studio where you can get up

1895
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,600
and kind of rock out and your body motions control different effects.

1896
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:49,600
Chad is very cool.

1897
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:50,600
Thanks a lot.

1898
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:51,600
Creativity.

1899
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,600
Yeah.

1900
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,600
So for example, we have something that's akin to a digital dance studio where you can get up

1901
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,600
and kind of rock out and your body motions control different effects.

1902
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:57,600
Chad is very cool.

1903
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,600
We gotta go.

1904
01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,600
And your body motions control different effects.

1905
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,600
Chad is very cool.

1906
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,600
We gotta go.

1907
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:02,600
And your body motions control different effects.

1908
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:03,600
Chad.

1909
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:04,600
We gotta go.

1910
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:05,600
And your body motions control different effects.

1911
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:06,600
Chad is very cool.

1912
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,600
We gotta go.

1913
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:08,600
And your body motions control different effects.

1914
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,600
Chad is very cool.

1915
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,600
Thanks a lot.

1916
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,600
All right.

1917
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:12,600
That's a look at the latest.

1918
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:17,600
Mr. Computer Games, I'll be back in just a moment with my pick of the week.

1919
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:18,600
Don't miss it.

1920
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:26,600
Now for my pick of the week.

1921
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:31,600
So far, we've concentrated on desktop game platforms, but one of the best developments

1922
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,600
in gaming over the past-

1923
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:34,600
Desktop game platforms?

1924
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:39,600
Creme de la creme, thank you very much.

1925
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:43,600
And Muldoon, thank you very much as well.

1926
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,600
And Samantha Hager, thank you very much.

1927
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:50,600
T23BC, thank you very much.

1928
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:51,600
And Few Diggs.

1929
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,600
Tell Donald Bowens I'm going to fight him, says Few Diggs.

1930
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,600
Put yourself in Chad's shoes.

1931
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,600
It's 1998.

1932
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,600
Grand Theft Auto is a top-down 2D game.

1933
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,600
This is revolutionary.

1934
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,600
And directly responsible for the most successful system ever.

1935
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:09,600
The Kinect.

1936
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:11,600
The Kinect, yeah, you're right.

1937
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,600
Sorry, I don't know why I called it the Natal.

1938
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:16,600
I think maybe in its development phase it was known as the Natal.

1939
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:20,600
And I never owned the fucking thing anyway.

1940
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,600
We, look, we gotta go.

1941
01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:26,600
Let's just go back to that again, because that was the hustle and the Harry.

1942
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:32,600
Do you remember earlier on I was saying during Baldur's Gate there's going to be a hustle or Harry moment here where he's going to cut off the man?

1943
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:34,600
Didn't happen.

1944
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,600
Didn't happen, but it happened there and it was absolutely sumptuous.

1945
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:41,600
We gotta hear it again one more time.

1946
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,600
And because Chad's really given it socks, the sales pitch is on fire.

1947
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:46,600
He's demonstrated the games.

1948
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:53,600
This is the chance for Chad to redeem himself after what was a real blunderfuck of a demonstration.

1949
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,600
Of him trying out these three titles.

1950
01:30:55,600 --> 01:31:01,600
He shouldn't have done it because it made us look at the product in a way which looked rubbish.

1951
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,600
And then look at Stuart here.

1952
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,600
Stuart knows time is up.

1953
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:09,600
Chad's still got 30 seconds on the clock to save his soul.

1954
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,600
But Stuart, we gotta go.

1955
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:13,600
Quick cam camera.

1956
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:15,600
There's a full-fledged video camera.

1957
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:16,600
Speaking of his brother thing.

1958
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,600
That's right.

1959
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:18,600
As well as six different titles.

1960
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:23,600
We have a combination of sports titles, some of which I've demonstrated for you here, and personal creativity.

1961
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:30,600
So for example, we have something that's akin to a digital dance studio where you can get up and kind of rock out and your body motions control different effects.

1962
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:31,600
That is very cool.

1963
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:32,600
Thanks a lot.

1964
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,600
Alright, that's our look at the latest in computer games.

1965
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:37,600
I'll be back in just a moment with my pick of the week.

1966
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:38,600
Don't miss it.

1967
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:39,600
Computer games?

1968
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,600
Look at all this stuff here, look.

1969
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:51,600
These are old Computer Chronicles episodes and I gotta tell you guys, I am excited because there's a whole treasure trove of Computer Chronicles.

1970
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:54,600
There could be fucking a hundred more of these.

1971
01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:57,600
Like there could be a hundred more of these that we get to watch.

1972
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,600
And I am really excited.

1973
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,600
I just hope we haven't seen the best.

1974
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:08,600
Now for my pick of the week.

1975
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:17,600
So far we've concentrated on desktop game platforms, but one of the best developments in gaming over the past few years has been the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

1976
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,600
Which all started of course with the Nintendo's Game Boy.

1977
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:23,600
Well Game Boy is like a d*** over the past few years.

1978
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:24,600
Handheld.

1979
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:24,600
Handheld.

1980
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:25,600
Handheld.

1981
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:32,600
Handheld devices which all started with the Nintendo's Game Boy.

1982
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:47,600
It's a real master class in oratory, is it?

1983
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:48,600
Oration.

1984
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:51,600
Dodo, thank you very much for your tip.

1985
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,600
New handheld gaming device.

1986
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:57,600
This brand new Neo Geo Pocket Color from SNK.

1987
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:57,600
A Japanese company.

1988
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,600
Rubbish.

1989
01:32:58,600 --> 01:32:59,600
Look at that.

1990
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,600
Rubbish device.

1991
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:01,600
Didn't go on sale over here.

1992
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:05,600
I think it was in North America, Japan and North America.

1993
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:06,600
Japanese console.

1994
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:10,600
It looks rubbish.

1995
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,600
It was probably like a Game Boy with color screen.

1996
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:15,600
The box is fantastic.

1997
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:17,600
Incredibly clear and smooth graphics.

1998
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:18,600
Great ergonomics.

1999
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:22,600
It fits right in your hand and your fingers naturally rest on the key controls.

2000
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:26,600
Including a real mini joystick and two simple control buttons.

2001
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:31,600
What is really cool is the Neo Geo has a port that lets you plug directly into a Sega Dreamcast.

2002
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:36,600
So you can play your pocket games through the console on a big screen when you're at home.

2003
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:40,600
The Neo Geo Pocket Color runs on only two AA batteries and it runs for a long time.

2004
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:44,600
I've been playing with this for about a week now and I haven't had to change batteries yet.

2005
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:49,600
And it has a backup battery so you can save games even if your main batteries die.

2006
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,600
And the software is great.

2007
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,600
I've been playing Pocket Tennis which is the best computer tennis game I've played.

2008
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,600
I've also been playing Turf Masters which is a great golf game.

2009
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:01,600
There are about 18 titles available right now covering every game genre.

2010
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:03,600
This baby is really fun.

2011
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,600
You can get it online or at stores.

2012
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,600
Retail price $69 bucks.

2013
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,600
For more information check out the website at S-

2014
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:10,600
Not bad.

2015
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:11,600
69 quid?

2016
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:12,600
That's alright.

2017
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,600
Was it cheaper than the Game Boy?

2018
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:17,600
That's it for this edition of the Chronicles.

2019
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:18,600
See you later guys.

2020
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,600
I hope you'll join me by the way for my new web radio show.

2021
01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:23,600
Just hit the talk radio link at about.com.

2022
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:24,600
Thanks for joining us.

2023
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:26,600
I hope we'll see you here next time.

2024
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:30,600
The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by Bigstar.com.

2025
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,600
With thousands of videos and DVDs for the whole family.

2026
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:38,600
Videos and DVDs for the whole family.

2027
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:42,600
The Computer Chronicles are brought to you by Bigstar.com.

2028
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:49,600
The Movie Superstore featuring movies and DVDs for the whole family.

2029
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:58,600
Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

2030
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:08,860
And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

2031
01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:12,740
To purchase a video...

2032
01:35:12,740 --> 01:35:15,200
$20! $20.

2033
01:35:15,860 --> 01:35:19,380
Okay, we're going to watch another one because that was... it was not enough for me.

2034
01:35:20,260 --> 01:35:24,560
I don't know if we'll stick around in the 90s. We might go back a decade.

2035
01:35:25,700 --> 01:35:31,740
We might go back... fuck it, we'll stay in 1995 because this is the greatest computer games.

2036
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:36,740
We're likely to see a lot of stuff here which none of us have really probably had the pleasure of playing.

2037
01:35:36,740 --> 01:35:43,520
Or the nightmare of playing if we're looking back through our, you know, retroactive specs.

2038
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,360
Retrospects. Retrospects.

2039
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:48,700
This is where it all begins with the artists and...

2040
01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:51,800
Sorry, sorry for someone's ears there. Anyone's ears at all.

2041
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:56,420
I just... all I seen on the fucking monitor there was a big load of red.

2042
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:57,420
Danger red.

2043
01:35:58,320 --> 01:35:59,860
Very, very sorry about that.

2044
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:02,260
Emmet Asphalt Aspiration.

2045
01:36:02,380 --> 01:36:04,500
Thank you very much for the concrete dreams there.

2046
01:36:04,660 --> 01:36:06,880
A 90s forced enthusiasm.

2047
01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:07,880
And shite guides.

2048
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:10,280
Thank you very much for your tips, lads.

2049
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,240
Very, very kind of you.

2050
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:14,580
We've got another Computer Chronicles coming up here.

2051
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:15,840
It looks like it's going to be promising.

2052
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,060
It's 1990... the year is 1995.

2053
01:36:18,660 --> 01:36:20,140
I'm going to get the hype music on for this, sorry.

2054
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:28,740
Just get a can.

2055
01:36:28,740 --> 01:36:28,740
Let's get a can.

2056
01:36:37,060 --> 01:36:40,640
The year is 1995.

2057
01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:42,220
The show...

2058
01:36:42,220 --> 01:36:44,920
The Computer Chronicles.

2059
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:46,480
Video games.

2060
01:36:47,220 --> 01:36:49,060
It's all coming into fruition now.

2061
01:36:49,780 --> 01:36:51,320
Microchips are getting smaller.

2062
01:36:51,860 --> 01:36:54,140
Computer consoles are getting more popular.

2063
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:55,940
Designers.

2064
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:58,040
Web 3D imagery.

2065
01:36:58,700 --> 01:37:00,780
It's all happening all now.

2066
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:04,940
And it's... we're at the cutting edge of every last bit of it.

2067
01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:06,460
It's Computer Chronicles.

2068
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:09,380
The greatest computer games in 1995.

2069
01:37:10,020 --> 01:37:11,280
With Stuart Sheffey.

2070
01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:14,980
Our brand new talisman of the channel.

2071
01:37:15,300 --> 01:37:16,080
It used to be me.

2072
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:17,620
But it's not me anymore.

2073
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:18,900
It's Stuart Sheffey.

2074
01:37:19,260 --> 01:37:21,900
An absolute legend in his own right.

2075
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:23,200
And he's a hustler.

2076
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:24,120
He's a harrier.

2077
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:26,740
And he's got all the questions.

2078
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:30,840
And he's got all the guests that you want to know if you're a geek.

2079
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:32,400
Let's have a look.

2080
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,060
This is where it all begins.

2081
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,880
With the artists and the designers and the creative team.

2082
01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:42,480
The artwork then gets digitized and transferred into a computer.

2083
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:45,860
The game then gets tested on a rewritable game cartridge.

2084
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:48,660
And here's where it all ends up on your PC screen.

2085
01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:51,800
A hot new game with great graphics, animation and sound.

2086
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,240
Now what makes a great new computer game?

2087
01:37:54,420 --> 01:37:55,720
We'll try to find out today.

2088
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:58,220
As we take a look at the best new PC games.

2089
01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:00,940
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2090
01:38:03,480 --> 01:38:19,600
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard.

2091
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:23,420
Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board.

2092
01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:36,980
Listen to that again.

2093
01:38:37,300 --> 01:38:40,080
Love the little time signatures and audio stuff that they have on here.

2094
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,800
I love the little...

2095
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:43,920
If I can see T22BCs.

2096
01:38:43,980 --> 01:38:45,200
If he does a timeout now.

2097
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,860
With this low latency technology.

2098
01:38:47,980 --> 01:38:48,580
I can see it.

2099
01:38:49,220 --> 01:38:51,100
And T22BC doesn't have the heart.

2100
01:38:51,220 --> 01:38:52,340
Told me earlier on in the chat.

2101
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,740
Doesn't have the heart to fucking ban gulag people outright.

2102
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:55,620
Doesn't matter man.

2103
01:38:55,820 --> 01:38:57,400
If I see that you've timed out someone.

2104
01:38:57,800 --> 01:39:00,020
That's my indication for me to go to work.

2105
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:00,820
I love it.

2106
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,320
It's getting better every day.

2107
01:39:02,740 --> 01:39:05,260
Technology is increasing at an alarming rate.

2108
01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:11,300
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard.

2109
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:16,620
Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

2110
01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:18,060
HP PCs.

2111
01:39:18,660 --> 01:39:21,140
You're looking at partnership in a whole new light.

2112
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:21,980
Beautiful.

2113
01:39:22,980 --> 01:39:26,120
Additional funding is provided by LaserJet printers from Hewlett-Packard.

2114
01:39:26,500 --> 01:39:30,500
Everything from a new color solution to models designed specifically for small businesses.

2115
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:32,140
HP LaserJet printers.

2116
01:39:32,580 --> 01:39:33,480
You do your job.

2117
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:34,440
We'll do ours.

2118
01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:36,800
And the Software Publishers Association.

2119
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:41,660
I love it.

2120
01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:42,040
Love it.

2121
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:45,320
Look at that little look down to the book that he had.

2122
01:39:45,380 --> 01:39:46,180
A little magazine.

2123
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:48,940
Look at these faces in the background here as well.

2124
01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:50,640
The bob cut on your one.

2125
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:52,220
Slackware Linux.

2126
01:39:52,340 --> 01:39:53,820
Thanks very much for the tip.

2127
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:55,540
Look at the...

2128
01:39:55,540 --> 01:39:57,280
I love these little bits when it goes to Stuart.

2129
01:39:57,440 --> 01:40:01,500
He has to do the news presenters pretending to talk to each other.

2130
01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:04,540
And then look at this little leaf through the book as well.

2131
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:06,780
It's just the little professional touches.

2132
01:40:06,780 --> 01:40:08,300
That some people lack.

2133
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:10,660
Even in nowadays TV.

2134
01:40:12,660 --> 01:40:14,680
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2135
01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:15,720
I'm Stuart Chiffey.

2136
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:17,300
And with me today is Johnny Wilson.

2137
01:40:17,460 --> 01:40:20,380
Editor in chief of Computer Gaming World magazine.

2138
01:40:20,980 --> 01:40:22,720
You spend all your time playing with games.

2139
01:40:22,780 --> 01:40:23,460
I want to ask you for...

2140
01:40:23,460 --> 01:40:28,640
You spend all your time playing with games.

2141
01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:33,680
You spend all your time playing with games.

2142
01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,540
Bit of a put down there from the off.

2143
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:39,100
And look at your man.

2144
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:40,460
Gaming World magazine.

2145
01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:42,800
You spend all your time playing with games.

2146
01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:43,340
I want to ask...

2147
01:40:43,340 --> 01:40:43,960
Oh!

2148
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,640
Alpha Stu.

2149
01:40:47,860 --> 01:40:49,880
Coming out of the box hot and fresh.

2150
01:40:50,340 --> 01:40:53,500
And he knows that he's not going to get any retaliation from that fella.

2151
01:40:53,900 --> 01:40:54,220
Why?

2152
01:40:54,580 --> 01:40:56,800
Because Stuart will fucking lacerate him.

2153
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,000
Stuart's going to thatch cottage him.

2154
01:41:01,780 --> 01:41:03,220
Of Computer Gaming...

2155
01:41:03,220 --> 01:41:04,660
World magazine...

2156
01:41:04,660 --> 01:41:05,880
Look at the magazine there.

2157
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:06,080
Look.

2158
01:41:06,140 --> 01:41:08,440
Computer Gaming World magazine.

2159
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:09,480
Play to...

2160
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:10,320
Play to win.

2161
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:10,940
It says.

2162
01:41:11,780 --> 01:41:12,480
Win what?

2163
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:14,520
Magazine.

2164
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:16,720
You spend all your time playing with games.

2165
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:17,760
I want to ask you first of all...

2166
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,340
What is your favorite all-time game, Johnny?

2167
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,640
I believe it'd have to be Sid Meier's Civilization.

2168
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:24,320
Where else can you start from scratch and build your empire...

2169
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:26,520
And annihilate other people's empires if you need to?

2170
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:27,160
Whoa!

2171
01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:31,680
Imagine him in control of nuclear weapons in real life.

2172
01:41:33,580 --> 01:41:34,900
And where else can you start from...

2173
01:41:34,900 --> 01:41:36,500
What is your favorite all-time game, Johnny?

2174
01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:38,820
I believe it'd have to be Sid Meier's Civilization.

2175
01:41:39,060 --> 01:41:41,520
Where else can you start from scratch and build your empire...

2176
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:43,680
And annihilate other people's empires if you need to?

2177
01:41:43,860 --> 01:41:44,580
Okay, Johnny.

2178
01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:46,280
We've heard what you have to say there.

2179
01:41:47,060 --> 01:41:48,060
You ever kill someone?

2180
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:52,320
Where else can you start from scratch and build your empire...

2181
01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:54,480
And annihilate other people's empires if you need to?

2182
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:56,100
And there's some violence in there, too.

2183
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,540
So you get a chance to sort of beat guys and play war.

2184
01:41:58,540 --> 01:41:59,200
That's for sure.

2185
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:00,980
If you're a testosterone-driven guy, you're there.

2186
01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:02,020
Oh!

2187
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:13,460
if you're a testosterone

2188
01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:16,080
if you're a testosterone driven guy

2189
01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:17,000
you're there

2190
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,840
look at the tie on that

2191
01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:20,640
that's a testosterone driven tie

2192
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:21,860
if ever I've seen one

2193
01:42:21,860 --> 01:42:23,760
so for a little look there

2194
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:26,480
sure if you're a testosterone driven guy

2195
01:42:26,480 --> 01:42:26,960
you're there

2196
01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:29,020
alright on this issue of violence

2197
01:42:29,020 --> 01:42:32,000
can't stop the testosterone

2198
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,880
out of this computer

2199
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:36,740
computer graphics computer game show

2200
01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:37,480
that's going on

2201
01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,940
and look at that for a shirt

2202
01:42:39,940 --> 01:42:42,480
it's a lovely Ralph Lauren edition

2203
01:42:42,480 --> 01:42:44,800
more on that as we get it

2204
01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:47,520
alright on this issue of violence

2205
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:49,020
and sex and violence in games

2206
01:42:49,020 --> 01:42:51,700
sex I never remember there being any sex

2207
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:52,520
in the games now

2208
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:55,380
some parents are concerned about their kids doing that

2209
01:42:55,380 --> 01:42:56,920
he was on about this too

2210
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:59,700
we were just after watching Stuart in 1999

2211
01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:01,980
and the same moral panic

2212
01:43:01,980 --> 01:43:02,820
that he was discussing

2213
01:43:02,820 --> 01:43:04,600
and then it was still a thing back in 95

2214
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:07,540
even when the graphics were laughable

2215
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:10,480
like there's no violence

2216
01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:13,320
you can't get a violence streak out of fucking playing something

2217
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:14,860
that has blocky graphics can you?

2218
01:43:14,860 --> 01:43:17,480
why are we seeing that so much in computer games?

2219
01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:24,100
well I think violence is the easiest way to express a life and death situation and get the adrenaline pumping I think it's inevitable to have conflict there

2220
01:43:24,100 --> 01:43:29,660
ohhhh... another testosterone driven answer from Johnny

2221
01:43:29,660 --> 01:43:32,360
Thank you very much Morgan Welsh

2222
01:43:32,360 --> 01:43:34,840
And Paul Simon's love child for the tip

2223
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:35,580
And also

2224
01:43:35,580 --> 01:43:37,400
Dildo Baggins

2225
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:38,620
Thank you very much

2226
01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:39,940
Dildo Baggins

2227
01:43:39,940 --> 01:43:41,460
Shout out to the lads in Ackle

2228
01:43:41,460 --> 01:43:43,980
Sipping cans and fighting tans

2229
01:43:43,980 --> 01:43:47,780
Didn't realise there was still a war on the tans

2230
01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:50,740
And especially I didn't realise there was one in Ackle

2231
01:43:50,740 --> 01:43:52,880
I would have thought the last place

2232
01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:54,300
Would have been somewhere like that

2233
01:43:54,300 --> 01:43:57,300
Where it's an island where you're trying to make the most of the tourism

2234
01:43:57,300 --> 01:44:00,320
Of which you've had a big yield this year

2235
01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:02,720
I heard in Ackle they've had a high turnover

2236
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:04,040
You can't even drink the water there

2237
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:05,080
There's a lot of tourists saying

2238
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:07,340
You know you have to bring your bottle of water

2239
01:44:07,340 --> 01:44:08,320
Anyway we'll move on

2240
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:10,640
Testosterone

2241
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:13,180
I think sex is there because it expresses relationships

2242
01:44:13,180 --> 01:44:15,520
In a quick way of telegraphing ultimate concern

2243
01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:16,440
Sex is there

2244
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:18,340
I think sex is there because it expresses relationships

2245
01:44:18,340 --> 01:44:20,700
In a quick way of telegraphing ultimate concern

2246
01:44:20,700 --> 01:44:22,040
Now speaking of sex

2247
01:44:22,040 --> 01:44:23,500
Now this is a new game just came out from

2248
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:26,380
An interplay called Voyeur

2249
01:44:26,380 --> 01:44:32,900
It's a little bit sexy

2250
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:36,340
It's a little bit sexy

2251
01:44:36,340 --> 01:44:40,980
Hey hey did you see the deer in the headlights there as well

2252
01:44:40,980 --> 01:44:42,900
Watch this deer in the headlights now

2253
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:43,800
It's a little bit sexy

2254
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:46,080
But it's basically a great interactive movie

2255
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:47,500
Wonderful

2256
01:44:47,500 --> 01:44:49,480
I wasn't I thought he was looking at the camera

2257
01:44:49,480 --> 01:44:51,620
He's looking at the wrong one there

2258
01:44:51,620 --> 01:44:52,360
It's called Voyeur

2259
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:53,740
It's a little bit sexy

2260
01:44:53,740 --> 01:44:55,760
But it's basically a great interactive movie

2261
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:57,340
Wonderful interactive fiction

2262
01:44:57,340 --> 01:44:58,840
Their approach to keeping the kids out

2263
01:44:58,840 --> 01:45:00,500
Because I think it says 17 and older

2264
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:01,060
Is you need

2265
01:45:01,060 --> 01:45:02,460
17 and older

2266
01:45:02,460 --> 01:45:04,260
Keep the kids out

2267
01:45:04,260 --> 01:45:06,180
The pin number

2268
01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,840
You need a fucking pin number

2269
01:45:07,840 --> 01:45:11,400
Like you do with an ATM to get in

2270
01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:16,900
So if you need to use the pin number

2271
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:19,420
Because it's like an ATM to get into it

2272
01:45:19,420 --> 01:45:21,520
Do you understand me?

2273
01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:23,340
You can sort of click on the right number

2274
01:45:23,340 --> 01:45:24,880
It's meant to keep kids out

2275
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:25,580
Great

2276
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:28,000
One one one kids at home watching

2277
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,680
You know what the code is now

2278
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:30,420
You've seen it on

2279
01:45:30,420 --> 01:45:32,800
Stuart's just doxed the code

2280
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:34,780
The secret code to the sex game

2281
01:45:34,780 --> 01:45:35,880
Called Voyeur

2282
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:37,540
Keep adults out

2283
01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:38,860
The kids will know how to figure that out

2284
01:45:38,860 --> 01:45:40,780
What's happening on the rating side

2285
01:45:40,780 --> 01:45:41,940
While we wait for this to boot up?

2286
01:45:42,240 --> 01:45:43,340
Well there's two philosophies

2287
01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:44,220
One goes a

2288
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:44,320
So they're waiting

2289
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:46,080
They have to wait for the game to boot up

2290
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:49,400
And there's a philosophy behind the sex game

2291
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:50,280
Where you're going to get to hear this

2292
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:50,960
This is brilliant

2293
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:54,220
This could be even better than the last one we've seen

2294
01:45:54,220 --> 01:45:55,940
I don't want to get the hopes up

2295
01:45:55,940 --> 01:45:59,480
But at the moment I'm feeling very, very, very giddy about it

2296
01:45:59,480 --> 01:46:02,100
Shafae's Scarlet shirt

2297
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:02,880
Thank you very much

2298
01:46:02,880 --> 01:46:04,520
On the rating side

2299
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:05,820
While we wait for this to boot up

2300
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:07,060
Well there's two philosophies

2301
01:46:07,060 --> 01:46:08,940
One gives age-graded ratings

2302
01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:10,020
From the video game industry

2303
01:46:10,020 --> 01:46:11,380
And makes the decision for you

2304
01:46:11,380 --> 01:46:13,040
The other tells you how much violence

2305
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:13,680
How much language

2306
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:15,060
And how much sex there is in a product

2307
01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:16,880
And lets you as the consumer or parent

2308
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:17,760
Make your own decision

2309
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:18,240
Yeah

2310
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:19,040
Well on this one

2311
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:20,120
This is just about the start up

2312
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:21,120
And you can see here from this

2313
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:22,200
What you do in this game

2314
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:22,780
Is you kind of peer

2315
01:46:22,780 --> 01:46:24,380
Kind of rear window meets mist

2316
01:46:24,380 --> 01:46:25,620
I think you describe voyeur

2317
01:46:25,620 --> 01:46:27,340
Robert Culp

2318
01:46:27,340 --> 01:46:28,420
We've got a couple of crazy things in here

2319
01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:29,060
But there's Robert Culp

2320
01:46:29,060 --> 01:46:29,060
Whoa!

2321
01:46:29,060 --> 01:46:32,580
A couple of crazy things in here

2322
01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:32,980
Is it?

2323
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:34,980
It looks cack

2324
01:46:34,980 --> 01:46:38,020
Robert Culp

2325
01:46:38,020 --> 01:46:40,680
We've got a couple of crazy things going on

2326
01:46:40,680 --> 01:46:41,880
This is just about the start up

2327
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:42,860
And you can see here from this

2328
01:46:42,860 --> 01:46:43,940
Is what you do in this game

2329
01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:44,520
Is you kind of peer

2330
01:46:44,520 --> 01:46:46,120
Kind of rear window meets mist

2331
01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:47,480
I think you describe voyeur

2332
01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:50,180
And there's a couple of crazy things in here

2333
01:46:50,180 --> 01:46:51,060
But there's Robert Culp

2334
01:46:51,060 --> 01:46:51,880
Grace Zabriskie

2335
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:53,120
I mean wonderful actors

2336
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,220
Wonderful acting in here

2337
01:46:54,220 --> 01:46:55,620
In fact Robert Culp won an award

2338
01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:56,220
Yes

2339
01:46:56,220 --> 01:46:58,100
For his acting in this movie

2340
01:46:58,100 --> 01:46:58,920
CD game

2341
01:46:58,920 --> 01:46:59,580
Whatever it's called

2342
01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:02,140
It's really a great piece of interactive movie making

2343
01:47:02,140 --> 01:47:03,040
Alright Johnny

2344
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:03,880
Today we're going to show you

2345
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:05,100
Is it fuck?

2346
01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:06,920
It looked rubbish

2347
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:09,640
And that was an absolute lie from Shiffy

2348
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:11,240
And they didn't even delve into it

2349
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:13,400
They built us up there for a minute

2350
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:15,140
With the talk about the

2351
01:47:15,140 --> 01:47:16,340
What was going to happen

2352
01:47:16,340 --> 01:47:17,420
It was an adult game

2353
01:47:17,420 --> 01:47:19,180
It was a sexy game

2354
01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:21,000
What was all that shit about?

2355
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:21,840
The pin code

2356
01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:24,900
You need to put in a pin code

2357
01:47:24,900 --> 01:47:25,800
Like you're at the bank

2358
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:27,020
One one one

2359
01:47:27,020 --> 01:47:27,940
And then

2360
01:47:27,940 --> 01:47:28,960
For what?

2361
01:47:29,020 --> 01:47:30,060
Just for that little glimpse

2362
01:47:30,060 --> 01:47:32,120
This is like rear window meets mist

2363
01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:32,840
I suppose

2364
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:35,660
It's a very sexy kind of game

2365
01:47:35,660 --> 01:47:37,380
Where peeping

2366
01:47:37,380 --> 01:47:38,900
You play a peeping tom

2367
01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:41,960
Yeah you're basically a pervert

2368
01:47:41,960 --> 01:47:44,480
And it's a point and click perversion

2369
01:47:44,480 --> 01:47:46,460
Sandbox game

2370
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:48,440
Which we based on mist

2371
01:47:48,440 --> 01:47:51,280
Kind of like a lawnmower man

2372
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:52,020
Kind of graphics

2373
01:47:52,020 --> 01:47:53,060
It's kind of shit

2374
01:47:53,060 --> 01:47:54,140
It looks shit

2375
01:47:54,140 --> 01:47:55,840
It's perverted

2376
01:47:55,840 --> 01:47:57,240
It's called voyeur

2377
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:59,940
Wouldn't go on sale nowadays

2378
01:47:59,940 --> 01:48:05,940
For his acting in this movie CD game

2379
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:06,600
Whatever it's called

2380
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:09,160
It's really a great piece of interactive movie making

2381
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:10,060
Alright Johnny

2382
01:48:10,060 --> 01:48:12,560
It's basically a peep and pump simulator

2383
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:16,260
Today we're going to show you seven great new games that belong on your PC

2384
01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:18,140
Pone Jones with the peep and pump

2385
01:48:18,140 --> 01:48:22,880
One thing that has really made game playing a more exciting experience on a home computer

2386
01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:25,840
Has been the addition of quality sound effects and music

2387
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:28,940
The king of game sounds is a guy from Austin, Texas

2388
01:48:28,940 --> 01:48:30,920
Who they call the Fat Man

2389
01:48:30,920 --> 01:48:31,920
Here we go

2390
01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:34,120
Is that the Fat Man there?

2391
01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:36,560
Before we've even got into this

2392
01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:39,760
I don't think for a moment that's going to be the Fat Man

2393
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:43,940
There's a guy with a 10 gallon hat there

2394
01:48:43,940 --> 01:48:45,540
Hilarious

2395
01:48:45,540 --> 01:48:48,400
He's not fat but it's already hilarious

2396
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:51,480
Okay we're going to rewind that

2397
01:48:51,480 --> 01:48:52,960
I haven't seen this

2398
01:48:52,960 --> 01:48:53,820
This is Fresh Eyes

2399
01:48:53,820 --> 01:48:55,540
I've seen bits and pieces in the last one

2400
01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:56,560
But this is just brilliant

2401
01:48:56,560 --> 01:49:04,800
The king of game sounds is a guy from Austin, Texas

2402
01:49:04,800 --> 01:49:06,800
Who they call the Fat Man

2403
01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:07,940
Fat Man cometh

2404
01:49:07,940 --> 01:49:12,040
George Singer also known as the Fat Man is a musician on a mission

2405
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:12,540
It is him!

2406
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:17,380
The music you hear from your MIDI sound card sound as good as one of the Fat Man creates video music

2407
01:49:17,380 --> 01:49:29,020
He creates music for this kind of stuff here, rubbish children's games and he dresses in a 10 gallon hat and a weird red patch costume

2408
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,020
This is him here

2409
01:49:30,020 --> 01:49:31,020
This is him here

2410
01:49:31,020 --> 01:49:33,960
George Singer also known as

2411
01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:39,020
George Sanger or as he's known to his friends Sandwich

2412
01:49:39,020 --> 01:49:42,420
Comdex

2413
01:49:42,420 --> 01:49:46,040
This is a Comdex convention here at Las Vegas, Nevada

2414
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:47,740
The Slam Banger

2415
01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:51,320
Is another name from Fergus Jackson in the chat

2416
01:49:51,320 --> 01:49:54,080
Says he's known as the Slam Banger

2417
01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:57,040
Tex Glitterman

2418
01:49:57,040 --> 01:49:59,720
Have we any more names before we roll on here?

2419
01:49:59,780 --> 01:50:01,580
That's a great one from Jane Booth

2420
01:50:01,580 --> 01:50:03,300
Tex Glitterman

2421
01:50:03,300 --> 01:50:07,340
Ivan, why did you say Mandela Effect?

2422
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:09,980
Hopefully we're not going to resurrect this guy

2423
01:50:09,980 --> 01:50:12,300
Mr. Middy

2424
01:50:12,300 --> 01:50:14,460
Is another one from Tobes

2425
01:50:14,460 --> 01:50:19,840
I wonder if I can get the chat up on the screen here, the window

2426
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:24,360
Bear with me here now, bear with me here now

2427
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:26,860
Add a window in the fucking yoke

2428
01:50:26,860 --> 01:50:28,740
Add a window, window capture

2429
01:50:28,740 --> 01:50:30,280
New window

2430
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,740
And then

2431
01:50:31,740 --> 01:50:34,260
No, no, no, no, no

2432
01:50:34,260 --> 01:50:35,240
I can't do it, I can't do it

2433
01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,080
But we probably could if I was asked, but I guess

2434
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:40,780
The Ram Stone Cowboy

2435
01:50:40,780 --> 01:50:42,760
Ram is in the random access memory

2436
01:50:42,760 --> 01:50:43,440
That's a great one

2437
01:50:43,440 --> 01:50:44,740
10 Gallon Graham

2438
01:50:44,740 --> 01:50:45,920
Is another one

2439
01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:46,760
The Hat Man

2440
01:50:46,760 --> 01:50:48,960
Neil Pryor says

2441
01:50:48,960 --> 01:50:50,040
Bear Stayin' Bears

2442
01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:50,880
You know what that means

2443
01:50:50,880 --> 01:50:52,820
Yurt Reynolds

2444
01:50:52,820 --> 01:50:54,640
From Owen Doherty

2445
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,640
Codec

2446
01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:57,960
Underscore

2447
01:50:57,960 --> 01:50:59,240
Shite Suit

2448
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:03,140
Time Stone Cowboy

2449
01:51:03,140 --> 01:51:05,300
Horny Rodeo

2450
01:51:05,300 --> 01:51:06,600
Mr. Ram Packer

2451
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:09,420
I'm going to read the ones now that stand out for me

2452
01:51:09,420 --> 01:51:14,140
32 Gallon Fat Man

2453
01:51:14,140 --> 01:51:16,100
Pistol Pete

2454
01:51:16,100 --> 01:51:17,160
Mr. Beige

2455
01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:18,800
I think we've already had the best ones

2456
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:19,720
We're going to have to move on

2457
01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:24,180
Hat 32 is a final one there from Jamie Perrin

2458
01:51:24,180 --> 01:51:25,960
And also The Twat

2459
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:26,540
From Mike

2460
01:51:26,540 --> 01:51:29,080
I think Mike Johnson has won

2461
01:51:29,080 --> 01:51:30,900
And we'll move on there

2462
01:51:30,900 --> 01:51:33,120
The Fat Man is a musician on a mission

2463
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:35,660
To make the music you hear from your MIDI sound card

2464
01:51:35,660 --> 01:51:37,620
Sound as good as when it was recorded

2465
01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:40,380
Here's to gathering fruit from nature

2466
01:51:40,380 --> 01:51:42,540
To living off the land

2467
01:51:42,540 --> 01:51:46,160
I think that we'd have rather eaten sand

2468
01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:47,780
Singer

2469
01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:51,580
I think that we'd have rather eaten sand

2470
01:51:51,580 --> 01:51:54,780
And so that's what he's creating.

2471
01:51:54,900 --> 01:51:56,880
This guy is creating that stuff.

2472
01:51:56,900 --> 01:52:04,100
Known as the Fat Man is a musician on a mission to make the music you hear from your MIDI sound card sound as good as when it was recorded.

2473
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:08,980
Here's to gathering fruit from nature, to living off the land.

2474
01:52:08,980 --> 01:52:12,660
I think that we'd have rather eat the sand.

2475
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:19,800
Sanger began composing for computer games when the audio quality, as he puts it, was like ice cream truck music.

2476
01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:28,140
After moving to Austin, Texas, he started a group, now known as Team Fat, to compose and record high quality soundtracks for computer games.

2477
01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:38,160
The team has produced the soundtracks for over 80 games, including Seventh Guest and Wing Commander.

2478
01:52:42,440 --> 01:52:47,760
The Fat Man's concern with sound quality stems from the lack of standards among sound card vendors.

2479
01:52:48,260 --> 01:52:51,360
This huge new technology has been based on an incomplete spec.

2480
01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:59,000
It's based on this thing called General MIDI, which doesn't have any provision for how loud one instrument should be compared to another.

2481
01:52:59,480 --> 01:53:09,640
So through no fault of their own, these well-meaning computer peripheral manufacturers have created a whole slew of cards that sound great when you write for them.

2482
01:53:09,920 --> 01:53:21,380
But when I'm writing on my Roland Sound Canvas, and everybody else who's writing for games is writing on that, the music that we...

2483
01:53:21,380 --> 01:53:23,560
What's he fucking on about, man?

2484
01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:27,600
I lost him there when... I lost him when he came on screen.

2485
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:37,400
I think one of the rules is if you're trying to be taken seriously, don't be going around wearing a fucking red suit with clouds on it and a 10-gallon hat.

2486
01:53:38,440 --> 01:53:41,380
Otherwise, no one's gonna listen to what you're saying, man.

2487
01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:43,860
There's too much going on, buddy.

2488
01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:45,480
Howdy, partner.

2489
01:53:45,700 --> 01:53:48,760
There's too much going on in that suit of yours, partner.

2490
01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:51,940
You're gonna have to mosey on out of the saloon.

2491
01:53:52,060 --> 01:53:54,660
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, partner.

2492
01:53:56,120 --> 01:53:58,760
You got a red suit with clouds on.

2493
01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:00,920
What the fuck are you saying?

2494
01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:04,000
This man survived way cool, says Mike Johnson.

2495
01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:05,440
Writing for games is writing on that.

2496
01:54:07,300 --> 01:54:16,480
The music that we send out will sometimes, in fact, invariably, have one instrument that's a little too loud or a little too quiet.

2497
01:54:17,260 --> 01:54:20,920
Actually, what we found is we have entire musical passages that get lost.

2498
01:54:21,460 --> 01:54:28,420
To put some order into the sound card chaos, Sanger started a certification program for manufacturers called Fat Labs.

2499
01:54:28,940 --> 01:54:37,580
When the cards pass the Fat Labs tests, they're awarded the Team Fat Seal, a kind of personal insurance that the instruments on the sound card are properly balanced.

2500
01:54:38,020 --> 01:54:41,500
The result is musical output that is more true to the original recording.

2501
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:46,660
Once a standard is established, George Sanger sees a new generation of games on the horizon.

2502
01:54:47,040 --> 01:54:49,240
We will be composing environ myths.

2503
01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:49,880
What the fuck is that?

2504
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:54,520
People who play the games will actually be creating pieces of music.

2505
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:56,160
They are...

2506
01:54:57,280 --> 01:54:59,280
The piece that we write is the work of art.

2507
01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:04,020
The person who performs it, in a way, participates in the art.

2508
01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:08,280
So we're not writing songs, we're not writing music anymore.

2509
01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:12,420
We're writing these playgrounds in which someone can come and be a performer.

2510
01:55:13,080 --> 01:55:14,620
Look at that.

2511
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:16,200
Do you get what I'm saying?

2512
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:19,280
We're doing playgrounds.

2513
01:55:19,740 --> 01:55:21,340
What are you on about, man?

2514
01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:22,960
Don't know what you're talking about.

2515
01:55:23,060 --> 01:55:23,500
Look at this.

2516
01:55:23,580 --> 01:55:24,160
Look at the end.

2517
01:55:24,920 --> 01:55:26,420
Do you get what I'm saying here?

2518
01:55:27,620 --> 01:55:29,520
In which someone can come and be a performer.

2519
01:55:30,020 --> 01:55:30,840
For the computer...

2520
01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:31,380
Whoa!

2521
01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:34,620
Do you see that little thing again there?

2522
01:55:35,900 --> 01:55:37,740
That's something you do when you complete...

2523
01:55:37,740 --> 01:55:39,960
The other person doesn't understand what you're saying.

2524
01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:43,220
So you do that with your face.

2525
01:55:44,500 --> 01:55:46,060
Someone can come and be a performer.

2526
01:55:46,620 --> 01:55:47,060
For the computer...

2527
01:55:47,060 --> 01:55:47,380
Whoa!

2528
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:51,740
I wish I had a little audio of a bit of...

2529
01:55:52,840 --> 01:55:56,020
Just to press when he's doing that face.

2530
01:55:56,260 --> 01:55:56,620
Computer...

2531
01:55:56,620 --> 01:55:57,420
Is playground.

2532
01:56:01,420 --> 01:56:03,260
Oh, sorry.

2533
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:04,220
I killed the audio.

2534
01:56:04,340 --> 01:56:05,000
But look at that.

2535
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:06,020
It's a lovely loop.

2536
01:56:13,700 --> 01:56:14,460
It's great stuff.

2537
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:16,780
I'm Giles Bateman.

2538
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:18,640
Wow.

2539
01:56:18,820 --> 01:56:23,500
What a great package from Giles Bateman of Computer Chronicles.

2540
01:56:24,140 --> 01:56:25,120
Talk to us online.

2541
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:26,160
Talk to us online.

2542
01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:27,840
Download the info on the guests.

2543
01:56:28,060 --> 01:56:28,300
Okay?

2544
01:56:28,340 --> 01:56:29,160
And talk to us online.

2545
01:56:29,320 --> 01:56:29,460
Okay?

2546
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:31,300
Hewlett Packard.

2547
01:56:31,500 --> 01:56:33,520
1-800-522-4477

2548
01:56:33,520 --> 01:56:35,200
for help on how to log on.

2549
01:56:35,620 --> 01:56:36,140
Look at this.

2550
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:37,940
Talk to us online.

2551
01:56:38,220 --> 01:56:40,240
On dash line dot dot dot.

2552
01:56:41,140 --> 01:56:42,900
Download info on guests.

2553
01:56:43,600 --> 01:56:44,540
And show topics.

2554
01:56:45,140 --> 01:56:46,380
Join our forum.

2555
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:49,580
And then for info on how to log on.

2556
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:51,980
Call this premium rate number.

2557
01:56:51,980 --> 01:56:54,580
Where we'll make money off of telling you how to log on.

2558
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:04,180
And look at the fucking somber atmosphere.

2559
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:06,080
Which we've come back to.

2560
01:57:06,140 --> 01:57:09,260
Usually it's a little bit more electric than this.

2561
01:57:09,400 --> 01:57:12,700
And sure it has some kind of pretend banter going on with the guests.

2562
01:57:12,780 --> 01:57:14,920
There's a bit of head bobbing as if they've been talking to each other.

2563
01:57:16,520 --> 01:57:20,420
Somebody's just after dying here in the studio of Computer Chronicles.

2564
01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:22,320
And they're having...

2565
01:57:22,320 --> 01:57:24,660
And now let's have a moment of peace.

2566
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:29,040
Let's just go that again.

2567
01:57:29,140 --> 01:57:29,260
Look.

2568
01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:34,540
There are many different types of computer...

2569
01:57:34,540 --> 01:57:37,080
Sorry, there's that fucking karma button.

2570
01:57:37,180 --> 01:57:37,840
I want the karma.

2571
01:57:40,340 --> 01:57:41,720
Computer games, education...

2572
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,800
Oh, yeah, that's how you do it.

2573
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:49,720
There are many different types of computer games...

2574
01:57:49,720 --> 01:57:51,720
Computer games...

2575
01:57:51,720 --> 01:57:52,720
Computer games...

2576
01:57:52,720 --> 01:58:03,620
Oh, yeah.

2577
01:58:03,620 --> 01:58:04,080
The mullet.

2578
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:04,620
I did...

2579
01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:05,700
Yeah, I did miss the mullet.

2580
01:58:06,120 --> 01:58:07,120
In fact, I see...

2581
01:58:07,120 --> 01:58:07,460
Wow!

2582
01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:10,800
It's not just a mullet, but it's a brown leather jacket.

2583
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:12,440
And he's waiting in the rafters.

2584
01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:18,800
The beauty of this shot is that the director has decided to include him maybe as a kind of...

2585
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:18,920
Oh, yeah.

2586
01:58:18,960 --> 01:58:19,900
Give the viewer an idea.

2587
01:58:20,020 --> 01:58:22,740
There's still more to come over than this lady here.

2588
01:58:23,420 --> 01:58:30,000
But it still raises a few questions to what this guy is doing with his time while these two are getting it on over here.

2589
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:31,560
He's just standing there watching.

2590
01:58:31,700 --> 01:58:34,000
And it's a beautiful brown leather jacket and chino.

2591
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:37,080
And then, look at the trainers as well.

2592
01:58:37,180 --> 01:58:39,720
It's an Adidas running shoes.

2593
01:58:42,260 --> 01:58:48,220
Back in the day before the trainers or the runners were like fucking stylistically worn.

2594
01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:49,220
They would...

2595
01:58:49,220 --> 01:58:52,220
They just wore running shoes like...

2596
01:58:52,220 --> 01:58:55,540
And then it's a ponytail and beard scenario.

2597
01:58:55,680 --> 01:58:56,280
It's great stuff.

2598
01:58:56,340 --> 01:58:57,120
And there's a joystick.

2599
01:58:57,320 --> 01:58:58,220
He's got the fucking...

2600
01:58:59,000 --> 01:58:59,520
See this?

2601
01:58:59,900 --> 01:59:00,880
He's got one of these.

2602
01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:05,080
Playing with your joystick.

2603
01:59:05,480 --> 01:59:08,380
Are you still playing with your joystick, are you?

2604
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:11,660
I seen you the last day on YouTube.

2605
01:59:11,840 --> 01:59:14,120
You're playing with your fucking joystick, man.

2606
01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:15,240
Yeah.

2607
01:59:16,880 --> 01:59:18,120
Good luck to you, man.

2608
01:59:19,880 --> 01:59:22,280
There are many different types of computer games.

2609
01:59:22,520 --> 01:59:26,080
Education, action-adventure, strategy, simulations, and sports.

2610
01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:29,220
We're going to start with one of the best new educational games.

2611
01:59:29,340 --> 01:59:31,420
It's Astronomica from HyperQuest.

2612
01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:33,040
And here to show it to us is Joni Stewart.

2613
01:59:33,500 --> 01:59:36,640
Okay, this is sort of Myst meets Redshift, I think, as you've described it.

2614
01:59:38,040 --> 01:59:38,400
Redshift.

2615
01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:41,020
It's a game, but you also learn stuff while you're doing it.

2616
01:59:41,120 --> 01:59:41,620
Yes, exactly.

2617
01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:43,160
We've taken the subject of astronomy.

2618
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:43,860
Wow.

2619
01:59:44,100 --> 01:59:45,440
Already, HyperQuest.

2620
01:59:45,640 --> 01:59:46,980
Joni Stewart from HyperQuest.

2621
01:59:47,180 --> 01:59:49,080
And listen to the hyper fucking speech.

2622
01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:49,900
She's speaking on it.

2623
01:59:50,740 --> 01:59:52,940
Stewart has met his match.

2624
01:59:54,280 --> 02:00:07,340
I could safely say that Stewart Shafi will not be interjecting or rushing Joni at any moment through this, based upon the first three seconds of hearing Joni Stewart speak.

2625
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:09,500
Also, her name is Joni Stewart.

2626
02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:11,220
Joni Stewart.

2627
02:00:11,220 --> 02:00:12,220
Stewart Shafi.

2628
02:00:12,860 --> 02:00:15,120
She's already half Shafi.

2629
02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:17,920
Let's have a look at this.

2630
02:00:18,340 --> 02:00:18,920
It's an...

2631
02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:19,180
It's...

2632
02:00:19,180 --> 02:00:22,680
Okay, this is sort of Myst Astronomica from HyperQuest.

2633
02:00:22,760 --> 02:00:24,340
And here to show it to us is Joni Stewart.

2634
02:00:24,780 --> 02:00:27,660
Okay, this is sort of Myst meets Redshift, I think, as you've described it.

2635
02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:29,720
Regains Best Customer.

2636
02:00:29,820 --> 02:00:30,500
Thank you very much.

2637
02:00:30,620 --> 02:00:32,060
Tell your man I said well.

2638
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:34,520
Maria Aleksandrova.

2639
02:00:34,520 --> 02:00:35,240
Thank you very much.

2640
02:00:35,340 --> 02:00:38,060
The state of that fucking ponytail, says Maria.

2641
02:00:38,520 --> 02:00:38,920
It's a good way.

2642
02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:42,360
It's a game, but you also learn stuff while you're doing it.

2643
02:00:42,460 --> 02:00:42,960
Yes, exactly.

2644
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:48,740
We've taken the subject of astronomy, and we've married it with games that are fun to learn, but it's an interactive learning process.

2645
02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:49,860
So...

2646
02:00:49,860 --> 02:00:50,500
Okay, show me.

2647
02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:50,920
It's fun.

2648
02:00:51,100 --> 02:00:51,260
Okay.

2649
02:00:51,880 --> 02:00:52,820
This is a...

2650
02:00:52,820 --> 02:00:58,000
It involves a quest for a missing professor, whose top-secret project, Astronomica, has been canceled,

2651
02:00:58,560 --> 02:01:03,740
and his daughter, Sarah, has come to us to ask for our help in finding her father.

2652
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:07,940
And we break into the SkyQuest complex, which is where we are now,

2653
02:01:07,940 --> 02:01:14,460
and we are told that our mission is to reboot all the exhibits in the Exploratorium, which is where the action takes place.

2654
02:01:14,740 --> 02:01:21,340
By rebooting the exhibits, we're playing puzzles, and there are 27 puzzles that are hidden in and around the Exploratorium.

2655
02:01:21,680 --> 02:01:22,000
Wow!

2656
02:01:22,020 --> 02:01:27,000
So we navigate our way through this 3D environment, as I'm doing, and there are hundreds of screens to make our way through,

2657
02:01:27,440 --> 02:01:32,440
and I'm taking us up to the first... well, one of the puzzles, and this is the control panel for a puzzle.

2658
02:01:33,180 --> 02:01:35,580
Exploring Planetary Pinball.

2659
02:01:36,320 --> 02:01:37,960
And each one starts off with an overview.

2660
02:01:40,460 --> 02:01:44,460
The sun holds nine planets in the web of its gravity.

2661
02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:47,800
So we get our little lesson here, and then we get instructions based on how we're going to...

2662
02:01:47,800 --> 02:01:49,240
What's the physics of solving the game?

2663
02:01:49,360 --> 02:01:49,700
Exactly.

2664
02:01:49,820 --> 02:01:50,880
Okay, so let's play the game.

2665
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:52,540
This little I button here gives you the objective.

2666
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:56,020
Okay, before we solve it, I'm going to take us into this question mark, the help panel.

2667
02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:58,340
And here we meet the mentors, and we...

2668
02:01:58,340 --> 02:01:59,060
Boop!

2669
02:02:04,740 --> 02:02:08,720
They just threw it all out the fucking window with a shit little boop!

2670
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:11,380
It was all going well until that.

2671
02:02:11,820 --> 02:02:12,740
It wasn't really, though.

2672
02:02:12,800 --> 02:02:14,380
It was absolutely rubbish.

2673
02:02:15,260 --> 02:02:16,300
It was very boring.

2674
02:02:16,900 --> 02:02:19,660
And even Stuart Shafee had to interject.

2675
02:02:19,940 --> 02:02:22,540
I thought he wasn't going to interject, but he has done.

2676
02:02:22,980 --> 02:02:24,420
He's asking what was going on.

2677
02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:27,280
Okay, so we got a little history lesson going on over here.

2678
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:28,640
Boop!

2679
02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:29,640
The game?

2680
02:02:29,780 --> 02:02:30,100
Exactly.

2681
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:31,300
Okay, so let's play the game.

2682
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:32,020
This little I button.

2683
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,800
So come on, play the fucking game.

2684
02:02:33,920 --> 02:02:34,320
Come on.

2685
02:02:34,420 --> 02:02:35,280
Here gives you the objective.

2686
02:02:35,520 --> 02:02:38,800
Okay, before we solve it, I'm going to take us into this question mark, the help panel.

2687
02:02:39,420 --> 02:02:40,320
And here we meet...

2688
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:43,580
Real Sonic the Hedgehog on the Master System jump noise.

2689
02:02:43,800 --> 02:02:47,480
Mentors, and we have Einstein, Galileo, a telescope director.

2690
02:02:47,760 --> 02:02:49,560
Check out Galileo down there.

2691
02:02:50,580 --> 02:02:51,980
Looks like Alexi Seale.

2692
02:02:52,540 --> 02:02:53,360
I don't know who she is.

2693
02:02:53,360 --> 02:02:54,400
Is that Margaret Thatcher?

2694
02:02:55,260 --> 02:02:56,360
Einstein doesn't look like...

2695
02:02:56,360 --> 02:02:57,600
He looks more like Hitler.

2696
02:02:58,700 --> 02:03:02,220
With like Einstein kind of hair.

2697
02:03:03,500 --> 02:03:05,240
That looks like Ken Doherty.

2698
02:03:06,800 --> 02:03:07,880
And I don't...

2699
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:10,900
I really don't know any resemblance of that woman there.

2700
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:12,160
And two grad students.

2701
02:03:12,380 --> 02:03:18,320
We also have a fully interactive encyclopedia of astronomy with illustrations here, but we don't have time for that.

2702
02:03:18,580 --> 02:03:19,800
So I'll click on Einstein.

2703
02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:21,600
Okay, see what Albert has to say.

2704
02:03:21,600 --> 02:03:25,360
An important part of genius is not to give up.

2705
02:03:26,220 --> 02:03:27,260
Okay, don't give up.

2706
02:03:27,280 --> 02:03:27,860
Sort of helpful.

2707
02:03:28,120 --> 02:03:31,720
Okay, don't give up.

2708
02:03:32,920 --> 02:03:33,800
Don't give up.

2709
02:03:34,260 --> 02:03:35,280
What a crap game.

2710
02:03:36,220 --> 02:03:40,820
An important part of genius is not to give up.

2711
02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:42,100
Okay.

2712
02:03:42,360 --> 02:03:44,640
Have you heard the fucking reverb or the...

2713
02:03:45,280 --> 02:03:46,200
What would you call that?

2714
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:46,760
Not reverb.

2715
02:03:48,040 --> 02:03:49,100
Is it static?

2716
02:03:49,100 --> 02:03:49,180
Is it static?

2717
02:03:50,800 --> 02:03:52,260
The audio clips were terrible.

2718
02:03:53,260 --> 02:03:54,100
Vzzzzzzz.

2719
02:03:57,420 --> 02:03:58,580
Hum and buzz, yeah.

2720
02:03:58,940 --> 02:03:59,700
Mains hum.

2721
02:04:00,340 --> 02:04:00,920
Mains hum.

2722
02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:01,900
Bad compression.

2723
02:04:02,260 --> 02:04:02,840
Bad compression.

2724
02:04:02,940 --> 02:04:04,640
Great to see some audio files.

2725
02:04:05,520 --> 02:04:05,960
There, yeah.

2726
02:04:06,060 --> 02:04:06,220
Yeah.

2727
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:07,360
Yeah.

2728
02:04:07,560 --> 02:04:16,680
60 hertz the the the fucking point of the game is not to give up

2729
02:04:20,280 --> 02:04:29,240
where was that recorded in a fucking bee's nest okay listen listen part of genius is not to give up

2730
02:04:30,280 --> 02:04:37,480
okay don't give up sort of helpful okay don't give up okay um now the object of this game

2731
02:04:37,480 --> 02:04:41,640
is to shoot a comet and then the outer planets and then the inner planets into their correct orbits

2732
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:50,520
so you choose a speed and a launch angle and launch angle right okay then we press the boop we press

2733
02:04:50,520 --> 02:05:00,040
the boop button that will send something into space right oh and that crashed that one crashed so we try

2734
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:07,400
a different angle or both right oh both and your comment is now wow so we solved that puzzle right

2735
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:10,920
we felt the first part of it um but all the games have all the puzzles have this sort of

2736
02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:17,720
interactivity there's build a telescope um launch a probe uh plot a course identify the constellations

2737
02:05:18,360 --> 02:05:22,760
create a universe create a star okay so this is now the second part of the puzzle where you have to

2738
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:27,240
launch the outer planets and then have the inner planets but i don't think i have time to show it to

2739
02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:31,880
you oh what are the on about what are the on about objective i'm going to take us out of this puzzle what the

2740
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:37,240
what the fuck is this game about and navigate out of the room but before you leave any puzzle room you

2741
02:05:37,240 --> 02:05:41,480
have to check the wall monitors because if you don't you can get kicked out of the game by the night

2742
02:05:41,480 --> 02:05:46,520
watchman okay so you're sneaking in here to solve these puzzles and and he's following you and he can

2743
02:05:46,520 --> 02:05:50,920
kick you out and that's no fun okay so what happens here so here we either get a message from sarah or we

2744
02:05:50,920 --> 02:05:56,440
get to get to watch the night watchman sarah is the professor's daughter yes listen i wonder if there's

2745
02:05:56,440 --> 02:06:01,880
going to be any more audio home on this look we've got a real problem the cooling system's messed up

2746
02:06:01,880 --> 02:06:03,240
perfect beautiful listen

2747
02:06:08,120 --> 02:06:09,240
quality games

2748
02:06:11,480 --> 02:06:23,880
andy tan nolan thank you very much for the tip and he says in his message there is tans everywhere five

2749
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:31,160
exclamation marks and then that's at dildo so if there's someone called dildo in the chat

2750
02:06:31,160 --> 02:06:40,760
there you go we've got a real problem the cooling system's messed up this whole place could blow

2751
02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:42,600
i'm going down to the town to turn it off

2752
02:06:44,520 --> 02:06:52,120
okay all right that's astronomical very cool thank you very much oh my god what a epic epic epic load of

2753
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:58,120
cack and that and sure chef a could not uh withhold himself from getting the

2754
02:06:58,120 --> 02:07:00,440
the fuck away from there and look she's on a platform

2755
02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:08,120
can anybody see this platform here we need to see this zoom in on that i've never seen this before

2756
02:07:08,120 --> 02:07:13,720
and it also gives us a chance to really look at your man's shoes in fucking detail that's coming up

2757
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:23,720
brown leather cow man don't have a cow man look at this there's something to behold but wait until you

2758
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:29,480
see this someone in the chat there is saying it's a power step sean pellegrino he's in the know it's a

2759
02:07:29,480 --> 02:07:36,600
power step and look at steward chefay's brown leather boot and a lovely lovely chino

2760
02:07:37,640 --> 02:07:44,040
just overlapping that do you know what infinitely cooler uh there's a lot of uh people who still go

2761
02:07:44,040 --> 02:07:50,040
with the fucking boot cut jean you wouldn't get steward chefay wearing a fucking uh boot coat jean

2762
02:07:50,680 --> 02:07:59,480
and a and a slip-on shoe the the boot signifies power actually no i'm saying if if he did if he had a

2763
02:07:59,480 --> 02:08:05,240
boot coat jean on there it would make it look shit even if it was wearing boots even if he was wearing boots

2764
02:08:06,360 --> 02:08:10,680
uh it would still look shit so it's the boot cut that does the damage it's like the adverts about

2765
02:08:10,680 --> 02:08:15,000
the car crash you know it was the fellow without the speed uh the speed belt speed belt the seat belt

2766
02:08:15,000 --> 02:08:19,880
that did the damage in this case it was the fellow with the boot cut jeans that did the damage

2767
02:08:21,160 --> 02:08:27,960
whereas if you wear a chino like that it looks fucking sound uh as for this you don't want to get

2768
02:08:27,960 --> 02:08:33,960
caught out wearing that i mean not even wearing it but using one of those and the director there is to blame

2769
02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:40,600
the game in a big massive fucking way because that's made her look rubbish now her her uh

2770
02:08:40,600 --> 02:08:46,600
presentational piece which is just offered up to us there on that game about the planets and the stars

2771
02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:53,800
with the bad audio was phenomenal okay blew us away but now that we've seen this nobody's gonna want to

2772
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:58,840
touch that fucking game with a 10 foot a 10 foot barge pole and we'll move back to the adventure

2773
02:08:58,840 --> 02:09:02,600
is the way steward i'm going down to the town to turn it off the way steward wraps this up

2774
02:09:05,080 --> 02:09:10,520
okay all right that's astronomica very cool thank you very much all right in the action adventure

2775
02:09:10,520 --> 02:09:16,120
category of games wing commander has been one of the leading titles for years but now wing commander and

2776
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:23,080
your one missy josie stewart or joanie stewart stays there now wing commander three is now we get another

2777
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:27,800
a better look at these faces on the back wall which we've seen since the beginning of the show i've been

2778
02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:33,240
very interested in these where they came from what they're about it's kind of a lawnmower man vibe i've

2779
02:09:33,240 --> 02:09:41,400
never seen lawnmower man but i've i've seen screenshots and it looks rubbish even as a kid in the video shop

2780
02:09:42,040 --> 02:09:48,200
going into the video shop when uh the owl fellow was getting a video or film i was looking around and you know

2781
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:52,520
you'd see all these new movies and as a kid you think whoa what's that what hellraiser that looks

2782
02:09:52,520 --> 02:09:59,960
fucking mad a man with a load of spikes in his head or wow the lawnmower man that looks fucking class man and

2783
02:09:59,960 --> 02:10:09,400
then you see it and it's fucking rubbish it's like a windows 95 uh graphical representation of some kind of mad

2784
02:10:09,400 --> 02:10:17,800
mad shit i believe maybe was that uh a watch him i call it the same guy who did uh naked lunch was this

2785
02:10:17,800 --> 02:10:23,080
or fucking what was his name they made a movie out of that

2786
02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:30,760
i'm gonna wait for the low latency chat to fill me in the cronenberg david cronenberg was that

2787
02:10:32,360 --> 02:10:40,680
was it stephen king was it william burrows burrows did the naked lunch wrote the book and then cronenberg did

2788
02:10:40,680 --> 02:10:41,160
the film

2789
02:10:43,640 --> 02:10:49,960
anyway i'll i'll skip along here because i don't want to be wasting your fucking time even though it is 24

2790
02:10:49,960 --> 02:10:57,560
minutes past one in the morning nick the 69er thank you very much how's the silicon guru doing these days

2791
02:10:57,560 --> 02:11:06,920
haven't heard from the silicon guru in a long time um but i'd say a guy like that is probably doing well

2792
02:11:08,920 --> 02:11:14,040
you know he has he had he he knew what was going on he knew the lay of the land he was he was as wide

2793
02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:21,960
as a gate silver pixie thank you very much and brick field parks the session thank you very much wang

2794
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:28,840
commander three you say look at stewart's look here is that a look of disdain or is he is he is it just

2795
02:11:28,840 --> 02:11:35,240
like a a badly chosen frame of which to pause the the philemon we'll have a little look and it is

2796
02:11:35,240 --> 02:11:40,680
astronomica very cool thank you very much all right in the action the transition sorry before we go away

2797
02:11:40,680 --> 02:11:47,640
okay it's very good thank you very much and then back it's it's that split second that i'm interested in

2798
02:11:47,640 --> 02:11:53,640
it's the the the transition of emotion okay clue for later all right that's astronomica very cool thank

2799
02:11:53,640 --> 02:12:07,880
you very much lovely stuff it's very we can we can pinpoint it yeah look at this cheeky and then back to

2800
02:12:07,880 --> 02:12:18,040
that okay that's wing astro commander thank you very much and straight on let's have a look at the cut

2801
02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:25,560
there because it cuts on a frame yeah you can see that anyway all right in the action adventure category

2802
02:12:25,560 --> 02:12:30,920
of games wing commander has been one of the leading titles for years but now wing commander three has come

2803
02:12:30,920 --> 02:12:36,280
out and it wing commander three and someone just said in the tip there brick fields park wang commander

2804
02:12:36,280 --> 02:12:43,400
three wang of course slang for penis chifetz wang hand not for games thanks very much for the tip

2805
02:12:43,400 --> 02:12:47,160
let's have a look and see what this guy has got going on with wing commander three a lot of hopes

2806
02:12:47,160 --> 02:12:52,120
we're only nine minutes into this it's half one in the morning i'm not sure whether or not we'll finish

2807
02:12:52,120 --> 02:12:57,160
at all but i'm pretty sure that we probably will there's nothing else to do is a spectacular game mark

2808
02:12:57,160 --> 02:13:05,720
day is going to show us how to play it first of all this comes on four check out the line now i've been

2809
02:13:05,720 --> 02:13:12,520
very on the fence recently about this shaving the line business had to do it the other day because

2810
02:13:12,520 --> 02:13:19,560
people were saying i was a neck beard uh now i had to look up what neck beard was on the internet it's

2811
02:13:19,560 --> 02:13:28,840
not a good thing at all it's actually a term of disendearment it's it's it's it's a term used as a an

2812
02:13:28,840 --> 02:13:35,960
abuse it's an abuse it's an abuse term it means that you're not right and um so i started shaving

2813
02:13:35,960 --> 02:13:42,680
there to try and give myself a line and uh i'm i'm i'm still i don't know what i'm doing i'm still trying

2814
02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:50,040
my best out here i'm on my own it's it's a fucking it's a it's a hard world to to to land yourself in

2815
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:55,560
i'm not sure if that's right or if i need to go another few inches up there i'm sure what's what

2816
02:13:55,560 --> 02:14:01,080
do you think there that's in the chat is that a is that a reasonable line does it need to be another

2817
02:14:01,080 --> 02:14:07,720
inch or two up or where are we going because the problem i feel as though is i don't want to end up

2818
02:14:07,720 --> 02:14:14,520
like that where it looks exactly like you should have a bit more hair down there uh it's like when

2819
02:14:14,520 --> 02:14:18,920
you see lads with sideburns that have a kind of fucking they've shaved the sideburns into a kind of

2820
02:14:18,920 --> 02:14:24,040
a point it looks grand thanks very much i i can't really i know that's nice and thanks very much but i

2821
02:14:24,040 --> 02:14:29,960
can't really rely maybe that people are just being nice uh it looks great yeah okay thanks very much i

2822
02:14:29,960 --> 02:14:34,040
wasn't looking for support i was just looking for a bit of direction on what to do and i i'm just think

2823
02:14:34,040 --> 02:14:40,520
that maybe this here is a little bit too much on your man but that's 1995. maybe this was the crack

2824
02:14:40,520 --> 02:14:47,000
in 1995. but now wing commander 3 has come out and it is a spectacular game mark day is going to show

2825
02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:53,000
us how to play it first of all this comes on four cds this has to be one heck of a game i have visions of

2826
02:14:53,000 --> 02:14:57,240
sort of moving discs in and out absolutely not he's moving similar to playing a laser disc at home once

2827
02:14:57,240 --> 02:15:01,960
you're done with disc one you move on to disc two and you do not whoa this is mark d from origin

2828
02:15:01,960 --> 02:15:07,480
electronic arts and once you move on to disc two you do not go back you do not go back let's

2829
02:15:07,480 --> 02:15:12,200
let's just go back and hear that again killer game mark day is going to show us how to play it first of

2830
02:15:12,200 --> 02:15:19,160
all this comes on four cds this has to be one heck of a game well final fantasy three or seven came on

2831
02:15:19,160 --> 02:15:26,840
three discs and i didn't even finish the first why because it required too much concentration visions of

2832
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:31,000
sort of moving discs in and out absolutely not it's played similar to playing a laser disc at home once

2833
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:35,240
you're done with disc one you move on to disc two and you do not go back so you play through it in a

2834
02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:40,840
linear fashion okay now this has really been described as a paradigm shift in games i mean this really is

2835
02:15:40,840 --> 02:15:44,360
an interactive movie isn't it absolutely and matter of fact here's an interactive sequence that we're

2836
02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:50,120
looking at right now it's the arrival of admiral tolwyn onto the space carrier uh you're involved in an

2837
02:15:50,120 --> 02:15:55,640
intergalactic struggle with the uh wow it's just like watching fucking star wars

2838
02:15:59,000 --> 02:16:01,960
the that we have to watch today doesn't look anything as good as this

2839
02:16:02,760 --> 02:16:07,400
and uh this is demonstrating the interactive nature we have both linear storytelling for

2840
02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:11,960
traditional filmmaking as well as giving the player the ability to make a choice

2841
02:16:14,680 --> 02:16:23,560
well the legendary colonel sorry i'm really sorry about this i have to go for uh the the toilet and um

2842
02:16:23,560 --> 02:16:28,520
back in a moment but this looks hilarious he looks like like he's kind of a rook gahauer cross with

2843
02:16:28,520 --> 02:16:38,200
keifer suverland vibrates none of the above well what does he say well well the legendary colonel the

2844
02:16:38,200 --> 02:16:49,240
legendary colonel stop for a bit

2845
02:16:49,240 --> 02:16:58,920
uh

2846
02:16:58,920 --> 02:17:00,920
uh

2847
02:17:00,920 --> 02:17:02,920
uh

2848
02:17:02,920 --> 02:17:32,900
Thank you.

2849
02:17:32,900 --> 02:18:02,880
Thank you.

2850
02:18:02,880 --> 02:18:32,860
Thank you.

2851
02:18:32,860 --> 02:18:35,920
Looks fucking incredible. Looks unbelievable.

2852
02:18:37,140 --> 02:18:40,480
As well as giving the player the ability to make a choice.

2853
02:18:42,980 --> 02:18:50,920
Well, the legendary colonel. It's good to see you again. Thank you, Admiral.

2854
02:18:52,260 --> 02:18:56,140
So, Mark Hamill. Exactly. You can either choose to score points with the album.

2855
02:18:56,360 --> 02:19:00,960
Sorry, someone there saying you didn't wash his hands. How do you know I didn't wash my hands?

2856
02:19:01,560 --> 02:19:06,040
What was that little dance about there? Was it just an impromptu dance for fucking shits and giggles?

2857
02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:12,380
Or was it a way of shaking fucking water off the hands?

2858
02:19:12,420 --> 02:19:18,800
Because I didn't sufficiently dry the hands enough because I was so fast getting back to make sure that you weren't left hanging.

2859
02:19:20,060 --> 02:19:22,560
Or decide we're all equal. Thank you, Admiral.

2860
02:19:23,840 --> 02:19:27,780
So, Mark Hamill. Exactly. You can either choose to score points with the album.

2861
02:19:28,000 --> 02:19:29,320
Someone brown-nosed the Admiral.

2862
02:19:30,120 --> 02:19:31,680
Brown-nosed the Admiral.

2863
02:19:31,680 --> 02:19:32,880
We'll choose the latter.

2864
02:19:33,100 --> 02:19:34,640
And that's going to determine the direction that it's going down here.

2865
02:19:34,640 --> 02:19:38,640
Exactly. That will determine really your relationship with the other members of your team.

2866
02:19:39,220 --> 02:19:43,000
Okay. So, within the game, I'm just going to move on from here.

2867
02:19:43,540 --> 02:19:49,420
You can move around the flight carrier victory, moving up to the flight deck.

2868
02:19:54,200 --> 02:19:56,640
And we'll just go and get a mission briefing real quickly.

2869
02:19:57,200 --> 02:20:02,080
And so, what we've done is we've really combined the best aspects of traditional filmmaking with interactive.

2870
02:20:02,080 --> 02:20:10,400
Before every mission, of which there are 50, you receive a briefing from either Admiral Tolwyn or the captain of the ship.

2871
02:20:12,540 --> 02:20:18,660
And there's a brand new weapon that they've just created to hopefully ultimately defeat the Kilraffy.

2872
02:20:19,160 --> 02:20:20,880
And I'm just going to move right into the mission.

2873
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:23,020
So we can actually get into the shoot-em-up action part?

2874
02:20:23,020 --> 02:20:23,420
Exactly.

2875
02:20:23,420 --> 02:20:25,640
Can you get into the Kilraffy movie?

2876
02:20:26,140 --> 02:20:28,220
Can you get into the shoot-em-up action, please?

2877
02:20:28,220 --> 02:20:30,480
The functional combat flight scenario that's stated here.

2878
02:20:32,100 --> 02:20:33,680
So you see Mark getting on it.

2879
02:20:33,720 --> 02:20:35,260
I should say Colonel Blair, Mark Hamill.

2880
02:20:35,660 --> 02:20:37,320
You get him confused sometimes.

2881
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:41,900
So we're loading up the mission right now, and we're going to get out there and slide around.

2882
02:20:41,920 --> 02:20:41,920
And terrible stuff.

2883
02:20:41,940 --> 02:20:42,480
Fly and shoot.

2884
02:20:42,500 --> 02:20:43,440
Blow up the bad guys.

2885
02:20:43,980 --> 02:20:44,860
And there to take off.

2886
02:20:44,900 --> 02:20:45,460
And here you are.

2887
02:20:45,680 --> 02:20:46,720
And so we're leaving the deck of the...

2888
02:20:46,720 --> 02:20:48,380
Look at that fucking HUD.

2889
02:20:49,160 --> 02:20:51,100
What is that on the left?

2890
02:20:51,700 --> 02:20:53,000
That doesn't tell you anything.

2891
02:20:53,660 --> 02:20:57,100
That's the top of the pops, 1970s on BBC4.

2892
02:20:57,800 --> 02:20:58,600
Backdrop.

2893
02:20:59,200 --> 02:21:05,300
That doesn't tell you anything about flying a spacecraft through a portal at fucking ridiculous speeds.

2894
02:21:05,660 --> 02:21:09,540
That probably tells you the status of your ship.

2895
02:21:09,700 --> 02:21:11,460
I imagine that's a navigational aid.

2896
02:21:12,140 --> 02:21:12,960
This looks terrible.

2897
02:21:13,140 --> 02:21:18,460
If you came into a crash, that stick that you're using there, you'd go straight into the fucking stick.

2898
02:21:18,780 --> 02:21:19,660
You'd lose your cock.

2899
02:21:20,260 --> 02:21:20,620
Terrier.

2900
02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:25,520
Terrible stuff.

2901
02:21:25,520 --> 02:21:27,160
And moving into enemy territory.

2902
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:31,500
Wow, that's nice. Absolutely. Fully modeled.

2903
02:21:31,740 --> 02:21:36,640
Stuart Shiffey really earning the fucking Shiffey with the wows and the...

2904
02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:39,840
That's amazing. He's done that a million times tonight.

2905
02:21:40,200 --> 02:21:43,400
It's a 3D flight simulator. I should say space flight simulator.

2906
02:21:43,940 --> 02:21:47,480
He needs to tell us after a minute of showing us what it is.

2907
02:21:47,480 --> 02:21:50,400
He needs to remind us it's a 3D flight simulator.

2908
02:21:51,300 --> 02:21:53,740
Because there's no real way of knowing what it is.

2909
02:21:53,740 --> 02:21:56,280
Show us a little bit of the action arcade stuff.

2910
02:21:56,420 --> 02:21:59,920
Show us a little bit of the action arcade stuff there.

2911
02:22:04,840 --> 02:22:06,680
Unfortunately, they're approaching from a little far away.

2912
02:22:06,880 --> 02:22:07,820
That's all right. I'll give you time.

2913
02:22:08,720 --> 02:22:10,820
Listen to the little muffled.

2914
02:22:11,180 --> 02:22:13,780
It's okay. I'll give you time. I'll give you time.

2915
02:22:14,560 --> 02:22:16,700
You need headphones for this, guys.

2916
02:22:16,820 --> 02:22:21,160
Because there's so many subtleties to Stuart Shiffey's brilliance that you're missing out on.

2917
02:22:21,580 --> 02:22:24,120
It's okay. I'll give you time. I'll give you time.

2918
02:22:24,560 --> 02:22:27,620
Because your man knows that Stuart Shiffey doesn't give time.

2919
02:22:27,820 --> 02:22:29,420
Stuart Shiffey is time.

2920
02:22:29,860 --> 02:22:30,940
Okay? You deal with him.

2921
02:22:31,240 --> 02:22:33,360
And if you lose Shiffey, you lose time.

2922
02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:35,860
And he knows he's losing Shiffey at this moment.

2923
02:22:36,580 --> 02:22:39,880
But Shiffey does softly say like this.

2924
02:22:39,940 --> 02:22:41,540
He goes, his mouth probably isn't even moving.

2925
02:22:41,540 --> 02:22:44,200
We can't see it, but I can imagine Shiffey's mouth is like this.

2926
02:22:45,140 --> 02:22:47,800
It's okay. I'll give you time. I'll give you time.

2927
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:50,020
Watch this. Watch this.

2928
02:22:50,380 --> 02:22:51,760
Listen, listen.

2929
02:22:54,440 --> 02:22:56,260
Unfortunately, they're approaching from a little far away.

2930
02:22:56,460 --> 02:22:57,440
That's all right. I'll give you time.

2931
02:22:59,320 --> 02:23:03,060
Unfortunately, unfortunately, they're approaching from a little far away.

2932
02:23:03,320 --> 02:23:05,780
It's okay. I'll give you time. I'll give you time.

2933
02:23:06,600 --> 02:23:09,320
It's great stuff. It's amazing stuff. I hope you're enjoying this.

2934
02:23:09,580 --> 02:23:11,420
Unfortunately, they're approaching from a little far away.

2935
02:23:11,620 --> 02:23:12,600
That's all right. I'll give you time.

2936
02:23:12,600 --> 02:23:12,660
I'll give you time.

2937
02:23:16,660 --> 02:23:21,720
How do you manage the kind of speed you need for this arcade action in the CD-ROM?

2938
02:23:22,080 --> 02:23:22,320
Wow.

2939
02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:24,120
Well, in this case, it does play off the CD-ROM.

2940
02:23:24,240 --> 02:23:29,400
You were given as a player, you're given the option to load more or less of the game onto your hard drive.

2941
02:23:30,080 --> 02:23:31,420
Yeah, hard drive.

2942
02:23:31,800 --> 02:23:35,500
Systems needs, as well as the game can be played, as we're seeing right now, in VGA.

2943
02:23:36,660 --> 02:23:39,400
Or it can also be played, excuse me, we were watching that as we did.

2944
02:23:39,400 --> 02:23:42,720
It can be played in VGA, which for people of different systems.

2945
02:23:43,040 --> 02:23:44,980
And I have just been destroyed.

2946
02:23:45,360 --> 02:23:45,900
No, the expert.

2947
02:23:46,060 --> 02:23:47,060
I did not do well.

2948
02:23:47,160 --> 02:23:48,720
I turned to talk and I was...

2949
02:23:48,720 --> 02:23:49,520
That's all right.

2950
02:23:49,700 --> 02:23:49,920
It's all right.

2951
02:23:50,500 --> 02:23:50,900
Oh!

2952
02:23:52,720 --> 02:23:53,600
The expert.

2953
02:23:53,820 --> 02:23:55,540
Which for people of different systems.

2954
02:23:55,880 --> 02:23:56,820
And I have just been destroyed.

2955
02:23:57,440 --> 02:23:58,680
No, the expert.

2956
02:23:58,880 --> 02:23:59,860
I did not do well.

2957
02:23:59,940 --> 02:24:01,520
I turned to talk and I was...

2958
02:24:01,520 --> 02:24:02,320
That's all right.

2959
02:24:02,460 --> 02:24:02,820
It's all right.

2960
02:24:02,820 --> 02:24:04,280
It's hard to fight and talk at the same time.

2961
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,400
All right.

2962
02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:06,720
Wing Commander 3 looks great.

2963
02:24:06,820 --> 02:24:07,220
Thanks a lot, Mark.

2964
02:24:07,220 --> 02:24:07,760
You're very welcome.

2965
02:24:07,900 --> 02:24:08,080
All right.

2966
02:24:08,100 --> 02:24:08,940
As we've just seen computer games...

2967
02:24:08,940 --> 02:24:10,740
It really does sound like he's saying Wang Commander.

2968
02:24:11,100 --> 02:24:12,040
All right.

2969
02:24:12,080 --> 02:24:13,360
Wing Commander 3 looks great.

2970
02:24:13,460 --> 02:24:13,840
Thanks a lot, Mark.

2971
02:24:13,840 --> 02:24:14,380
You're very welcome.

2972
02:24:14,520 --> 02:24:14,720
All right.

2973
02:24:14,740 --> 02:24:18,540
As we've just seen, computer games have become full-scale Hollywood productions.

2974
02:24:18,680 --> 02:24:21,940
Now, how do they integrate all these movie stars into a computer game?

2975
02:24:22,020 --> 02:24:26,080
We're going to show you a few examples from two of the leading interactive game companies,

2976
02:24:26,420 --> 02:24:28,660
Rocket Science Games and Necadius.

2977
02:24:28,840 --> 02:24:29,260
Fuck off.

2978
02:24:29,320 --> 02:24:29,780
No way.

2979
02:24:29,920 --> 02:24:31,520
Tully, I'm going to fry your...

2980
02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:34,180
The way his face morphed into that fella there.

2981
02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:37,060
Tully, I put a fly up your ass.

2982
02:24:37,360 --> 02:24:37,780
Tully.

2983
02:24:39,000 --> 02:24:40,040
See that there again?

2984
02:24:40,200 --> 02:24:40,420
Red.

2985
02:24:41,700 --> 02:24:44,160
Rocket Science Games and Necadius.

2986
02:24:44,800 --> 02:24:46,420
Fucking Necadius.

2987
02:24:47,540 --> 02:24:49,060
Necadius, Necadius.

2988
02:24:50,300 --> 02:24:51,820
Necadius, Necadius.

2989
02:24:52,420 --> 02:24:55,520
Tully, I put a fly up your ass, Tully.

2990
02:24:56,720 --> 02:25:01,160
Of the leading interactive game companies, Rocket Science Games and Necadius.

2991
02:25:02,280 --> 02:25:04,400
Tully, I'm going to fry your ass.

2992
02:25:05,140 --> 02:25:05,600
What?

2993
02:25:06,580 --> 02:25:09,780
Tully, I'm going to fry your ass.

2994
02:25:10,960 --> 02:25:11,800
Who's Tully?

2995
02:25:13,720 --> 02:25:16,220
And I love the little...

2996
02:25:16,220 --> 02:25:17,020
Well, I don't love it.

2997
02:25:17,080 --> 02:25:17,720
It's nightmarish.

2998
02:25:17,780 --> 02:25:22,020
But the fucking transition fade from Shafi's mush into this guy.

2999
02:25:24,160 --> 02:25:27,600
Tully, I'm going to fry your ass.

3000
02:25:28,880 --> 02:25:30,400
Games and Necadius.

3001
02:25:31,400 --> 02:25:33,640
Tully, I'm going to fry your ass.

3002
02:25:34,200 --> 02:25:35,400
This is Ned Beatty.

3003
02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:36,400
What?

3004
02:25:36,400 --> 02:25:36,600
What?

3005
02:25:37,180 --> 02:25:38,060
He laughs like...

3006
02:25:38,060 --> 02:25:43,380
Film and television actor and now a character in a computer game called Lodestar from Rocket Science.

3007
02:25:44,060 --> 02:25:53,860
Lodestar is a science fiction adventure that mixes live-action sequences with digitally painted backdrops, computer graphics with tiny 3D models, and full-sized mock-ups.

3008
02:25:54,440 --> 02:25:59,300
It's an example of a new generation of computer games that mixes the digital with the physical.

3009
02:25:59,800 --> 02:26:06,280
Beatty plays a futuristic sheriff and the nimsus of outer space truck driver Tully Bodine, played by Barry Primus.

3010
02:26:06,560 --> 02:26:07,760
The goal is simple.

3011
02:26:07,800 --> 02:26:11,980
Have you seen how all the games are just fucking like Star Wars?

3012
02:26:12,540 --> 02:26:15,460
Just a fucking rip-off of Star Wars.

3013
02:26:15,580 --> 02:26:16,040
They're shite.

3014
02:26:16,260 --> 02:26:17,820
They're all just...

3015
02:26:17,820 --> 02:26:19,140
And this was 1995.

3016
02:26:20,180 --> 02:26:22,580
That was fucking 20 years after this was...

3017
02:26:22,580 --> 02:26:23,220
Star Wars.

3018
02:26:24,920 --> 02:26:26,140
Fucking hell, lads.

3019
02:26:26,320 --> 02:26:26,900
Get a grip.

3020
02:26:27,760 --> 02:26:32,380
Maybe they just re-released all the Star Wars of VHS or something and it was...

3021
02:26:32,380 --> 02:26:34,700
It was in vogue again.

3022
02:26:34,840 --> 02:26:41,580
If not obvious, players must maneuver the Lodestar craft into a spaceport to rescue a load of camels stranded on the moon.

3023
02:26:42,320 --> 02:26:44,620
Several gigabytes of video clips were compressed...

3024
02:26:44,620 --> 02:26:47,940
We could have some camels stranded on the moon.

3025
02:26:47,940 --> 02:26:50,020
...and arranged cells stranded on the moon.

3026
02:26:50,020 --> 02:26:55,120
...maneuver the Lodestar craft into a spaceport to rescue a load of camels stranded on the moon.

3027
02:26:55,720 --> 02:27:01,060
Rescue loads of camels stranded on the moon.

3028
02:27:02,480 --> 02:27:04,580
Sounds like a great idea for a game.

3029
02:27:05,120 --> 02:27:06,100
Who's your lead character?

3030
02:27:06,360 --> 02:27:07,560
This guy called Tully.

3031
02:27:07,760 --> 02:27:09,740
And I'm gonna put a fly in his ass.

3032
02:27:10,300 --> 02:27:13,080
And then after that happens, we have to go save some camels.

3033
02:27:13,160 --> 02:27:14,380
They're being stranded on the moon.

3034
02:27:14,800 --> 02:27:15,160
Right.

3035
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:16,520
Like that Sting song.

3036
02:27:16,900 --> 02:27:17,340
Right.

3037
02:27:17,740 --> 02:27:18,940
You're on the same page.

3038
02:27:19,480 --> 02:27:20,400
Now, what's the theme?

3039
02:27:20,480 --> 02:27:21,060
What's the treatment?

3040
02:27:21,640 --> 02:27:24,980
Basically like that fucking Star Wars movie from 20 years ago.

3041
02:27:25,040 --> 02:27:25,900
Remember that, Tully?

3042
02:27:26,240 --> 02:27:31,420
Several gigabytes of video clips were compressed and arranged so that no two plays are alike.

3043
02:27:31,420 --> 02:27:36,080
The mixture of Hollywood and Silicon Valley leads to some strange but ingenious combinations.

3044
02:27:36,880 --> 02:27:41,080
Characters and models are filmed separately, then composited over digital backgrounds.

3045
02:27:41,520 --> 02:27:44,620
These create a realistic link to the game's fantastic environment.

3046
02:27:45,780 --> 02:27:46,820
Realistic link.

3047
02:27:47,680 --> 02:27:49,700
Tully, I'm gonna fry your ass.

3048
02:27:49,760 --> 02:27:50,380
And here we are again.

3049
02:27:50,380 --> 02:27:51,560
Also counting on movie stars.

3050
02:27:51,640 --> 02:27:52,480
We've seen it before.

3051
02:27:52,560 --> 02:27:53,640
They wanted to show us again.

3052
02:27:53,760 --> 02:27:54,160
Magnetist.

3053
02:27:54,680 --> 02:27:56,880
Tully, I'm gonna fry your ass.

3054
02:27:57,080 --> 02:27:59,120
I bought a fry your ass.

3055
02:27:59,200 --> 02:27:59,400
Is it?

3056
02:27:59,480 --> 02:28:00,840
I'm about to fry your ass?

3057
02:28:01,860 --> 02:28:02,500
Has he bought...

3058
02:28:02,500 --> 02:28:05,480
Is he after buying a fry in a cafe or something?

3059
02:28:07,140 --> 02:28:08,440
Is this like a fucking...

3060
02:28:08,440 --> 02:28:10,340
Also, the game's fantastic environment.

3061
02:28:10,920 --> 02:28:13,040
Tully, I'm gonna fry your ass.

3062
02:28:13,560 --> 02:28:17,580
Also counting on movie star magnetism is Daedalus Encounter from Mechadais.

3063
02:28:18,160 --> 02:28:22,900
The characters in this game include some well-known flesh-and-blood actors, including film star Tia

3064
02:28:22,900 --> 02:28:24,620
Carrera and Christian Beauchet.

3065
02:28:24,840 --> 02:28:31,260
The human actors have to stretch their imaginations to the limit to create the illusion of reality within a digital world.

3066
02:28:31,820 --> 02:28:35,900
The game is played through the eyes of a third party called Casey.

3067
02:28:36,180 --> 02:28:36,800
I am constipated.

3068
02:28:36,800 --> 02:28:39,580
There actually is a disembodied brain on the ship.

3069
02:28:39,900 --> 02:28:40,260
Brain.

3070
02:28:40,260 --> 02:28:42,100
And you can control a remote control probe.

3071
02:28:42,260 --> 02:28:43,000
So you gotta...

3072
02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:45,660
It can fly around with the characters as they explore the ship.

3073
02:28:46,240 --> 02:28:49,120
And this is the interactivity branching here.

3074
02:28:49,200 --> 02:28:49,520
Wow.

3075
02:28:49,760 --> 02:28:50,420
For the game.

3076
02:28:50,980 --> 02:28:53,280
You help the characters at various points.

3077
02:28:53,500 --> 02:28:54,660
You have to solve puzzles.

3078
02:28:55,200 --> 02:28:57,880
You have to go out and find objects.

3079
02:28:59,700 --> 02:29:03,420
And it helped them defeat creatures which are flying around the ship.

3080
02:29:03,600 --> 02:29:05,200
They're kind of like flying piranha that we call...

3081
02:29:05,200 --> 02:29:07,360
All the guys in this have a same look.

3082
02:29:07,460 --> 02:29:08,840
They all look kind of similar.

3083
02:29:09,000 --> 02:29:11,080
It's this 1513 with this fella.

3084
02:29:11,160 --> 02:29:13,280
Let's go back to Voyeur at the very beginning.

3085
02:29:13,380 --> 02:29:14,860
Remember that guy, Johnny Wilson.

3086
02:29:16,040 --> 02:29:17,260
There's this guy here.

3087
02:29:17,920 --> 02:29:18,840
Johnny Wilson.

3088
02:29:19,200 --> 02:29:22,060
Who was mad into testosterone driven frolics.

3089
02:29:22,120 --> 02:29:24,520
Build your empire and annihilate other people's empires.

3090
02:29:24,560 --> 02:29:25,880
And he wants to annihilate people.

3091
02:29:26,000 --> 02:29:26,560
If you need to.

3092
02:29:26,900 --> 02:29:28,180
And there's some violence in there too.

3093
02:29:28,240 --> 02:29:30,620
So you get a chance to sort of, you know, beat guys and play war.

3094
02:29:30,620 --> 02:29:31,260
That's for sure.

3095
02:29:31,360 --> 02:29:33,080
If you're a testosterone driven guy, you're there.

3096
02:29:34,240 --> 02:29:34,640
Right.

3097
02:29:35,060 --> 02:29:36,040
Okay, so yeah.

3098
02:29:36,100 --> 02:29:37,420
I'm gonna fry your ass.

3099
02:29:37,620 --> 02:29:40,060
And then we go back to this lad here in the teal shirt.

3100
02:29:40,220 --> 02:29:41,340
Teal polo shirt.

3101
02:29:42,700 --> 02:29:45,300
It's a real Francis Dollarhide scenario.

3102
02:29:45,300 --> 02:29:46,720
It helped them defeat.

3103
02:29:46,880 --> 02:29:49,420
And thank you very much to the constipated trio of tips.

3104
02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:50,960
They're very, very kind of you, lad.

3105
02:29:51,360 --> 02:29:52,820
Creatures which are flying around the ship.

3106
02:29:52,900 --> 02:29:54,980
They're kind of like flying piranha that we call crin.

3107
02:29:55,440 --> 02:29:59,480
Living actors will undeniably add a new dimension of realism to computer games.

3108
02:29:59,480 --> 02:30:03,440
Whether they'll add pleasure to the game playing experience is too early to tell.

3109
02:30:04,000 --> 02:30:06,120
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

3110
02:30:06,300 --> 02:30:09,220
Giles Bateman back with another amazing package.

3111
02:30:10,560 --> 02:30:10,780
Woo!

3112
02:30:14,560 --> 02:30:18,000
Smash the fucking camera in.

3113
02:30:18,340 --> 02:30:20,540
Strategy games are one of my favorite categories.

3114
02:30:20,680 --> 02:30:22,280
These are the games that keep you up until four.

3115
02:30:22,280 --> 02:30:22,520
They're not.

3116
02:30:22,640 --> 02:30:23,920
You don't play games.

3117
02:30:24,160 --> 02:30:27,500
Stuart Sheffey doesn't fucking play games.

3118
02:30:27,580 --> 02:30:28,200
He's a liar.

3119
02:30:28,360 --> 02:30:29,160
But he's a great liar.

3120
02:30:29,400 --> 02:30:30,600
And that's why he's still doing the job.

3121
02:30:30,680 --> 02:30:31,160
Clock in the morning.

3122
02:30:31,580 --> 02:30:33,860
Strategy games are one of my favorite categories.

3123
02:30:34,020 --> 02:30:38,740
These are the games that keep you up until four o'clock in the morning because you ref.

3124
02:30:38,820 --> 02:30:39,940
Do they fuck?

3125
02:30:39,940 --> 02:30:42,500
refuse to quit until you solve the next phase of the game.

3126
02:30:42,920 --> 02:30:45,740
One of the best new strategy games is Master of Magic.

3127
02:30:45,920 --> 02:30:47,780
And Jim Kalashaw is here to show it to us.

3128
02:30:48,120 --> 02:30:49,440
Jim, what's the point in Master of Magic?

3129
02:30:49,500 --> 02:30:50,260
What am I trying to do?

3130
02:30:50,460 --> 02:30:58,360
Oh, in Master of Magic, you take on the role of a wizard competing against up to four other wizards to try to conquer two different worlds that we have in the game.

3131
02:30:58,600 --> 02:30:59,080
Get to them.

3132
02:30:59,440 --> 02:31:01,120
Okay, so this is one of the worlds here.

3133
02:31:01,240 --> 02:31:01,500
Right.

3134
02:31:01,600 --> 02:31:03,440
This is the world of Arcanus right here.

3135
02:31:03,620 --> 02:31:05,200
It's the most Earth-like world.

3136
02:31:06,340 --> 02:31:07,620
And right here we can see...

3137
02:31:07,620 --> 02:31:09,040
We got Arcanus over here.

3138
02:31:09,120 --> 02:31:12,380
This is our simulated world land.

3139
02:31:12,440 --> 02:31:13,440
Look at the land map there.

3140
02:31:13,520 --> 02:31:13,700
Look.

3141
02:31:15,040 --> 02:31:15,820
Fucking hell.

3142
02:31:17,100 --> 02:31:21,200
Game, spells, armies, cities, magic, info, and plane.

3143
02:31:23,140 --> 02:31:23,940
Crazy stuff.

3144
02:31:25,940 --> 02:31:27,880
Let's have a little look at Arcanus there.

3145
02:31:28,780 --> 02:31:31,860
Big, big, big, big shout out to Riley Reid, everyone.

3146
02:31:32,040 --> 02:31:35,200
Who would have thought Riley Reid watches this show?

3147
02:31:35,280 --> 02:31:36,180
But you never know.

3148
02:31:36,240 --> 02:31:37,440
You never know who's watching.

3149
02:31:37,540 --> 02:31:38,880
That's why you should do it, folks.

3150
02:31:39,160 --> 02:31:40,420
You never know who's watching.

3151
02:31:40,960 --> 02:31:43,140
And she's after tipping three euro as well.

3152
02:31:43,960 --> 02:31:45,840
Okay, so this is one of the worlds here.

3153
02:31:46,000 --> 02:31:46,240
Right.

3154
02:31:46,340 --> 02:31:48,160
This is the world of Arcanus right here.

3155
02:31:48,280 --> 02:31:49,900
It's the most Earth-like world.

3156
02:31:50,960 --> 02:31:53,600
And right here we can see we've got this city.

3157
02:31:54,380 --> 02:31:56,880
Got a couple cities on our world right here.

3158
02:31:57,000 --> 02:31:58,020
These are cities that I control.

3159
02:31:58,120 --> 02:31:58,740
And purple here.

3160
02:31:59,040 --> 02:32:00,580
That's some adversary.

3161
02:32:00,880 --> 02:32:01,200
Another wizard that's...

3162
02:32:01,200 --> 02:32:03,040
Okay, so that's controlled by other guys, the bad guys.

3163
02:32:03,040 --> 02:32:04,340
Yeah, he's moving in on my territory.

3164
02:32:04,420 --> 02:32:05,060
What's all those sparklies I'm seeing there?

3165
02:32:05,400 --> 02:32:06,740
These are magic nodes.

3166
02:32:07,340 --> 02:32:07,960
I've already...

3167
02:32:07,960 --> 02:32:09,360
They give me magic every turn.

3168
02:32:09,460 --> 02:32:10,620
I've already conquered these.

3169
02:32:10,880 --> 02:32:11,200
Okay.

3170
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,520
And so they're showing that, yes, I control these.

3171
02:32:13,600 --> 02:32:16,320
And each one of these squares that has the animation over it.

3172
02:32:16,400 --> 02:32:17,660
Okay, so what should we go after now?

3173
02:32:17,700 --> 02:32:18,340
What should we try to get?

3174
02:32:18,420 --> 02:32:23,140
Okay, we have these creature lairs also in the game that contain great amount of treasure,

3175
02:32:23,260 --> 02:32:24,380
but they're guarded by monsters.

3176
02:32:24,380 --> 02:32:29,840
We'll go ahead and move three of my units into this lair and see if we can get some treasure.

3177
02:32:30,460 --> 02:32:31,560
This right here is telling me that...

3178
02:32:31,560 --> 02:32:32,380
We heard the music.

3179
02:32:32,640 --> 02:32:33,440
Listen to the music.

3180
02:32:34,340 --> 02:32:45,260
Great amount of treasure, but they're guarded by monsters.

3181
02:32:45,860 --> 02:32:50,700
We'll go ahead and move three of my units into this lair and see if we can get some treasure.

3182
02:32:51,360 --> 02:32:56,020
This right here is telling me that, yes, we've spotted some hellhounds within this.

3183
02:32:56,020 --> 02:32:58,560
Okay, so there's neat stuff you want there, but there's guys defending them.

3184
02:32:58,580 --> 02:32:58,980
Exactly.

3185
02:32:59,180 --> 02:32:59,320
Wow.

3186
02:32:59,420 --> 02:33:01,360
All right, so what are all the elements in this battle?

3187
02:33:01,540 --> 02:33:04,420
Okay, right now we can see that, yes, there were hellhounds in there,

3188
02:33:04,540 --> 02:33:08,240
but they didn't happen to mention the fact that there was this nasty demon lord,

3189
02:33:08,560 --> 02:33:09,960
this fire elemental, and this lesser...

3190
02:33:09,960 --> 02:33:13,460
And we have a nasty demon lord there, guys.

3191
02:33:13,580 --> 02:33:17,300
Nasty demon lord and a couple of fucking cats with wings on their backs.

3192
02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,640
A fire thing.

3193
02:33:19,220 --> 02:33:20,420
Looks like a chimp there.

3194
02:33:21,040 --> 02:33:24,300
And you've got a couple of hounds and a fucking cursor there as well.

3195
02:33:24,600 --> 02:33:25,460
What could happen here?

3196
02:33:25,460 --> 02:33:27,300
A demon right here, also in there.

3197
02:33:27,460 --> 02:33:28,300
Okay, and what are your guys?

3198
02:33:28,440 --> 02:33:31,140
These are the three guys that I moved in down here.

3199
02:33:31,280 --> 02:33:33,780
These are my two heroes and my great worm.

3200
02:33:34,460 --> 02:33:35,360
A great worm.

3201
02:33:35,500 --> 02:33:36,640
Sorry, I thought that was a cursor.

3202
02:33:36,800 --> 02:33:38,080
It's a great worm.

3203
02:33:38,780 --> 02:33:42,980
What you can do is you can move each one of your guys individually and determine,

3204
02:33:43,200 --> 02:33:44,980
I'll move this guy up two spaces there.

3205
02:33:45,160 --> 02:33:45,280
Wow.

3206
02:33:45,280 --> 02:33:47,840
And I could decide if I wanted this hero right there.

3207
02:33:48,060 --> 02:33:58,440
if I decided I want him to choose any number of spells that I happen to learn, that I have learned at the moment, or if I wanted him to just move or whatever.

3208
02:33:58,440 --> 02:33:59,560
I can just control.

3209
02:33:59,560 --> 02:34:00,860
So they can cast spells against the bad guys.

3210
02:34:00,860 --> 02:34:02,620
They can just shoot arrows at the bad guys.

3211
02:34:02,620 --> 02:34:04,320
Right, or use their normal weapons or what have you.

3212
02:34:04,320 --> 02:34:07,240
So you've got to figure out the strategy of what's right given the enemies you've got right here.

3213
02:34:07,240 --> 02:34:07,320
Right.

3214
02:34:07,480 --> 02:34:12,620
If you have archers, you might want to hold them back instead of moving them forward so the archers use their ranged weapons.

3215
02:34:12,820 --> 02:34:14,660
Right now I just click on the auto button.

3216
02:34:15,320 --> 02:34:16,240
Wedding ring look.

3217
02:34:18,120 --> 02:34:18,580
Married.

3218
02:34:19,040 --> 02:34:21,440
Thank you very much, Shefay's gamer chair there.

3219
02:34:21,580 --> 02:34:28,300
And I yearn for Dump, Riley Reid, Why Can't I Poop, all these amazingly hilarious names that have tipped in as well.

3220
02:34:28,420 --> 02:34:30,860
I just can't contain the laughter.

3221
02:34:31,820 --> 02:34:34,920
Also, this is really taking my attention at the moment.

3222
02:34:35,020 --> 02:34:36,400
Thank you very much for the tips.

3223
02:34:37,860 --> 02:34:41,260
Which what that does is that just has the computer control both sides.

3224
02:34:41,980 --> 02:34:49,380
And it eliminates some of the strategy aspect for some people that don't want to get bogged down with some of the details of maneuvering each unit individually.

3225
02:34:49,380 --> 02:34:50,500
All right, so you won that game.

3226
02:34:50,620 --> 02:34:51,400
So I won that game.

3227
02:34:51,460 --> 02:34:52,160
And in there I got this.

3228
02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:53,120
So we got some good stuff.

3229
02:34:53,300 --> 02:34:53,660
Right.

3230
02:34:53,720 --> 02:34:55,880
I got a spell and some chain mail.

3231
02:34:56,180 --> 02:35:00,900
This chain mail I have now I can give to any one of the heroes that happen to be in that battle.

3232
02:35:00,900 --> 02:35:02,020
You're better armed for another battle.

3233
02:35:02,020 --> 02:35:02,220
Right.

3234
02:35:02,380 --> 02:35:03,680
I'll give it to that guy.

3235
02:35:03,820 --> 02:35:04,020
Snork.

3236
02:35:04,380 --> 02:35:05,880
You got Snork up here.

3237
02:35:05,900 --> 02:35:07,620
And here I am learning that new spell.

3238
02:35:07,620 --> 02:35:08,620
This is some new spell that you got.

3239
02:35:08,720 --> 02:35:09,000
That's great.

3240
02:35:09,000 --> 02:35:09,180
Right.

3241
02:35:09,260 --> 02:35:10,300
This is the new spell.

3242
02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:11,960
Wow, you got a new spell.

3243
02:35:11,960 --> 02:35:14,760
Here in the spell is being added to my spell.

3244
02:35:14,780 --> 02:35:17,340
I have to tell you, we've been watching this for an hour and a half now.

3245
02:35:17,400 --> 02:35:20,740
This has to be the weirdest bit of the whole fucking thing.

3246
02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:25,340
I thought that the planets was the strangest bit there about 20 minutes ago.

3247
02:35:25,480 --> 02:35:30,780
This is a whole new level because the music, the pace actually isn't bad.

3248
02:35:30,960 --> 02:35:33,200
The game looks cack, but the pace of it looks good.

3249
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:37,080
There's enough going on to make Stuart go, all right, okay, what's going on?

3250
02:35:37,080 --> 02:35:39,360
He doesn't really have to be probing.

3251
02:35:39,580 --> 02:35:41,740
Do you know, like he was with Baldur's Gate.

3252
02:35:43,800 --> 02:35:45,560
And there you've got a summoning book.

3253
02:35:45,560 --> 02:35:49,560
Look, you've got war bears, sprites, guardian spirits, magic spirit.

3254
02:35:50,520 --> 02:35:52,360
Crazy, crazy, crazy game.

3255
02:35:53,320 --> 02:35:55,220
Now there's a diplomacy part of this, right, too?

3256
02:35:55,260 --> 02:35:57,780
I mean, you can make alliances with some of the other bad guys.

3257
02:35:57,840 --> 02:35:58,160
Right.

3258
02:35:58,320 --> 02:35:59,400
Can you fuck?

3259
02:35:59,880 --> 02:36:03,120
Here's the purple guy right here is, like, infringing on my territory.

3260
02:36:03,320 --> 02:36:07,040
You can go to this screen right there, and this shows me the different wizards that are in the game.

3261
02:36:07,060 --> 02:36:08,200
Maybe try to make a deal with them.

3262
02:36:08,380 --> 02:36:08,640
Right.

3263
02:36:08,720 --> 02:36:11,100
Here's purple right here, and right now, see, he hates me.

3264
02:36:11,320 --> 02:36:11,420
Okay.

3265
02:36:12,200 --> 02:36:13,200
He's at war with me.

3266
02:36:13,240 --> 02:36:14,740
That's why he's moving into my territory.

3267
02:36:14,760 --> 02:36:15,680
Make sure you don't get cheated with me.

3268
02:36:15,680 --> 02:36:22,540
Lovely little flick of the face there from Stuart Shafee, an absolute consummate professional in the darkest of times.

3269
02:36:23,540 --> 02:36:26,360
Look at the little flick of the face here, like a lamb.

3270
02:36:26,700 --> 02:36:27,020
Okay.

3271
02:36:27,520 --> 02:36:28,000
Look at this.

3272
02:36:28,040 --> 02:36:28,860
He's at war with me.

3273
02:36:28,860 --> 02:36:30,200
That's why he's moving into my territory.

3274
02:36:30,780 --> 02:36:31,500
You are blinking.

3275
02:36:31,740 --> 02:36:33,080
And right now, see, he hates me.

3276
02:36:33,120 --> 02:36:33,400
Okay.

3277
02:36:34,180 --> 02:36:35,180
He's at war with me.

3278
02:36:35,220 --> 02:36:36,160
That's why he's moving into...

3279
02:36:36,160 --> 02:36:36,380
Okay.

3280
02:36:36,600 --> 02:36:36,840
Look.

3281
02:36:37,780 --> 02:36:41,280
It's almost if Stuart is going, uh, this guy.

3282
02:36:42,400 --> 02:36:43,360
This is a married...

3283
02:36:43,360 --> 02:36:44,940
He's dealing with a married man here.

3284
02:36:46,320 --> 02:36:46,640
Uh.

3285
02:36:47,380 --> 02:36:48,220
To my territory right now.

3286
02:36:48,220 --> 02:36:50,040
Make sure you don't get cheated when you make the deal with him.

3287
02:36:50,160 --> 02:36:50,360
Right.

3288
02:36:50,480 --> 02:36:50,740
All right.

3289
02:36:50,800 --> 02:36:52,160
Master of Magic, we've got to move on.

3290
02:36:52,240 --> 02:36:52,760
Thanks a lot.

3291
02:36:53,500 --> 02:36:55,800
That was a real fuck off, wasn't it?

3292
02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:57,540
There was no goodbye.

3293
02:36:57,660 --> 02:36:58,320
There was no nothing.

3294
02:36:58,780 --> 02:37:00,580
Stuart needs to get out of there fast.

3295
02:37:00,880 --> 02:37:01,640
Thanks a lot.

3296
02:37:02,560 --> 02:37:04,660
And, uh, there's a posture scenario here.

3297
02:37:04,820 --> 02:37:10,180
There's no foot, footstool or, or raised foot piece, which we found for the woman earlier on.

3298
02:37:10,220 --> 02:37:10,740
No stand.

3299
02:37:12,320 --> 02:37:15,020
The jeans are an incredible feature.

3300
02:37:16,080 --> 02:37:17,840
The top, baggy as you like.

3301
02:37:18,700 --> 02:37:20,260
There's been a lot of slouching going on.

3302
02:37:20,980 --> 02:37:22,600
Stuart needs to move it fast.

3303
02:37:22,600 --> 02:37:23,080
Okay.

3304
02:37:23,080 --> 02:37:23,940
All right.

3305
02:37:24,000 --> 02:37:25,380
Master of Magic, we've got to move on.

3306
02:37:25,460 --> 02:37:25,960
Thanks a lot.

3307
02:37:26,540 --> 02:37:26,820
Okay.

3308
02:37:26,880 --> 02:37:29,440
Let's go over here and take a look at NASCAR Racing.

3309
02:37:29,500 --> 02:37:34,500
Now, one of the neat things about computer games is that they let you do things you could never otherwise do.

3310
02:37:34,600 --> 02:37:34,840
Like...

3311
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:35,260
Oh, yeah?

3312
02:37:35,360 --> 02:37:36,080
What's that, Stuart?

3313
02:37:36,120 --> 02:37:37,460
What the fuck have you been doing?

3314
02:37:37,920 --> 02:37:38,080
Huh?

3315
02:37:39,040 --> 02:37:40,980
Doing stuff you could never do, is it?

3316
02:37:41,060 --> 02:37:45,340
Is this this voyeur game you were fucking playing earlier on with the fucking Johnny Wilson?

3317
02:37:45,500 --> 02:37:47,900
Build your empire and annihilate other people's empires.

3318
02:37:47,900 --> 02:37:49,300
Annihilate another people, is it?

3319
02:37:49,300 --> 02:37:51,420
What about this fucking peep show when you go on?

3320
02:37:51,580 --> 02:37:55,120
You fucking creep.

3321
02:37:56,200 --> 02:37:56,400
Huh?

3322
02:37:57,320 --> 02:38:01,340
And there's, you know, a couple of crazy things in here, but there's Robert Culp, Grace Zabriskie.

3323
02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:03,140
Grace Zabriskie, is it?

3324
02:38:03,260 --> 02:38:03,460
Wonderful.

3325
02:38:04,500 --> 02:38:06,480
Grace fucking Zabriskie, is it?

3326
02:38:06,480 --> 02:38:24,680
Fucking hell, it's a real Stockhammer buzz, isn't it?

3327
02:38:29,000 --> 02:38:34,340
Stockhammer, like kind of older Stockhammer, gilfy kind of vibe.

3328
02:38:34,340 --> 02:38:37,520
And who is this?

3329
02:38:39,800 --> 02:38:42,000
Was she one of the golden girls or something?

3330
02:38:44,760 --> 02:38:46,000
She was in Seinfeld.

3331
02:38:46,140 --> 02:38:48,100
She was the owl lady in Seinfeld.

3332
02:38:48,100 --> 02:38:54,100
She was fucking George's bird's mother in Seinfeld.

3333
02:38:56,600 --> 02:38:58,160
There's a wonderful acting in here.

3334
02:38:58,180 --> 02:39:03,500
In fact, Robert Culp won an award for his acting in this movie, CD, game, whatever it's called.

3335
02:39:03,880 --> 02:39:04,900
It's really a great piece.

3336
02:39:04,900 --> 02:39:05,320
Thanks a lot.

3337
02:39:05,900 --> 02:39:08,440
Okay, let's go over here and take a look at NASCAR.

3338
02:39:08,520 --> 02:39:09,880
Okay, let's go over here.

3339
02:39:10,220 --> 02:39:16,120
Now, one of the neat things about computer games is that they let you do things you could never otherwise do, like drive.

3340
02:39:16,120 --> 02:39:17,680
Like, like, like what, Stuart?

3341
02:39:17,740 --> 02:39:19,260
What the fuck are you getting at, man?

3342
02:39:20,160 --> 02:39:20,420
Huh?

3343
02:39:21,380 --> 02:39:23,640
I have a souped up race car in the NASCAR circuit.

3344
02:39:24,020 --> 02:39:27,080
Fred Butters is with Papyrus, and they're the guys who make NASCAR racing.

3345
02:39:27,880 --> 02:39:38,500
And this is pretty cool simulation here. Show me how you play this.

3346
02:39:38,500 --> 02:39:42,520
Okay, NASCAR is a game that lets you experience driving a high-performance race car.

3347
02:39:42,900 --> 02:39:47,000
In the main menu here, let me take you into the options, and you can go into the controls.

3348
02:39:47,420 --> 02:39:50,780
Most of our users tend to use a joystick or a steering wheel instead of the keyboard.

3349
02:39:51,440 --> 02:39:56,940
You can also change the race length from 100% three to four hour battle to 50% or as low as desired.

3350
02:39:57,460 --> 02:39:57,900
Wow.

3351
02:39:57,960 --> 02:39:59,120
Most beginners choose to...

3352
02:39:59,120 --> 02:40:04,240
Chad's gotta go. Thank you very much, Chad's gotta go, for that very kind-hearted tip there.

3353
02:40:04,400 --> 02:40:07,940
11-year-old high-intensity streaming, you say.

3354
02:40:08,060 --> 02:40:10,800
Well, that's amazing stuff. I'm glad someone's getting something out of it.

3355
02:40:10,840 --> 02:40:14,440
Anyway, I thought I was the only one. Chad, if that is your name.

3356
02:40:14,760 --> 02:40:17,580
...to run with car damage, yellow flags, and pay slap off.

3357
02:40:17,600 --> 02:40:19,060
Okay, sort of easier mode for you.

3358
02:40:19,080 --> 02:40:19,460
Exactly.

3359
02:40:19,460 --> 02:40:19,680
Pay slap.

3360
02:40:19,680 --> 02:40:24,780
And as your experience level increases, you can change the weather from a beautiful sunny 70-degree day to cold, windy.

3361
02:40:24,780 --> 02:40:26,100
You're in the slosh or rain or whatever.

3362
02:40:26,180 --> 02:40:27,100
Okay. Okay.

3363
02:40:27,260 --> 02:40:30,400
What we'll do is I'll take you into a quick race here.

3364
02:40:31,140 --> 02:40:32,480
Driving AIDS.

3365
02:40:33,400 --> 02:40:41,580
What we'll do is I'll take you into a quick race here, and before you race, you can choose any of these nine tracks, which are...

3366
02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:50,940
Whoa, you got Atlanta, Bristol, Darlington, Luden, Martinsville, Michigan, Phoenix, Talladega, Watkins Glen, and Dunn.

3367
02:40:51,600 --> 02:40:54,960
You know that track? You ever race Dunn, kid?

3368
02:40:54,960 --> 02:40:56,300
Replicated.

3369
02:40:56,300 --> 02:40:57,220
These are real tracks.

3370
02:40:57,220 --> 02:40:59,600
You ever race NASCAR round Dunn?

3371
02:40:59,600 --> 02:41:01,880
Actually from NASCAR Winston Cup circuits.

3372
02:41:01,880 --> 02:41:03,560
And we'll go into Atlanta.

3373
02:41:04,140 --> 02:41:04,980
But before you practice...

3374
02:41:04,980 --> 02:41:05,760
He's using his...

3375
02:41:05,760 --> 02:41:07,480
He's playing with the little shtick in again.

3376
02:41:08,040 --> 02:41:11,100
I've seen you on YouTube the last time I'm playing with your little shtick.

3377
02:41:12,760 --> 02:41:13,880
Yeah, don't you, Irwin?

3378
02:41:13,940 --> 02:41:15,260
You're a fucking shtick player.

3379
02:41:16,520 --> 02:41:18,940
You love playing with your little joystick, don't you?

3380
02:41:19,040 --> 02:41:20,300
Practice, qualify, or race.

3381
02:41:20,600 --> 02:41:22,480
Go into the garage to fine-tune your car.

3382
02:41:22,860 --> 02:41:28,780
You can change the tires, compound and pressure, how much fuel you carry, the spoilers, suspension, gears.

3383
02:41:29,020 --> 02:41:35,280
And a good thing is that beginners have an option of loading any of four pre-installed setups to get them up and running immediately.

3384
02:41:36,660 --> 02:41:36,900
Wow.

3385
02:41:36,940 --> 02:41:39,220
Okay, we'll go into a race here.

3386
02:41:40,260 --> 02:41:42,920
And what you're going to see is not video playback.

3387
02:41:43,200 --> 02:41:45,080
It's actually being rendered real time.

3388
02:41:45,160 --> 02:41:46,340
You're actually in a 3D world.

3389
02:41:47,460 --> 02:41:48,260
Sounds terrible.

3390
02:41:48,460 --> 02:41:50,080
Sounds absolutely ludicrous.

3391
02:41:50,620 --> 02:41:53,040
This is really responding to all my movements in the garage.

3392
02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:53,400
Exactly.

3393
02:41:53,560 --> 02:41:54,560
So this is the race right here.

3394
02:41:54,620 --> 02:41:55,940
And we actually have three different views.

3395
02:41:56,020 --> 02:41:56,920
That's the car view.

3396
02:41:57,380 --> 02:41:58,700
We have an outside car view.

3397
02:41:59,280 --> 02:42:00,620
And we have heard the noise of the car.

3398
02:42:09,340 --> 02:42:11,140
The beginning was...

3399
02:42:11,140 --> 02:42:16,380
And then the acceleration was...

3400
02:42:17,380 --> 02:42:28,480
Go back again for that.

3401
02:42:29,940 --> 02:42:32,460
Okay, so this is really responding to all my movements in the garage.

3402
02:42:32,460 --> 02:42:32,880
Exactly.

3403
02:42:33,040 --> 02:42:34,040
So this is the race right here.

3404
02:42:34,100 --> 02:42:35,420
And we actually have three different views.

3405
02:42:35,540 --> 02:42:36,380
That's the car view.

3406
02:42:36,880 --> 02:42:38,180
We have an outside car view.

3407
02:42:38,660 --> 02:42:40,340
And we actually have another outside car view.

3408
02:42:40,760 --> 02:42:43,740
Now, while you're driving, you can keep track of your standings.

3409
02:42:43,740 --> 02:42:46,240
You can see in the lower right-hand corner there, the standings...

3410
02:42:46,240 --> 02:42:47,520
I spun off, Lex.

3411
02:42:47,520 --> 02:42:47,880
I'm here.

3412
02:42:49,040 --> 02:42:50,340
Fucking spun off, man.

3413
02:42:50,340 --> 02:42:50,340
Right.

3414
02:42:50,340 --> 02:42:50,940
I'm talking to you.

3415
02:42:51,120 --> 02:42:51,380
Right.

3416
02:42:51,580 --> 02:42:52,220
Spun off.

3417
02:42:52,300 --> 02:42:53,300
You fucked it up, man.

3418
02:42:53,380 --> 02:42:56,940
Also, you can talk to your pit crew to let your crew know what you...

3419
02:42:56,940 --> 02:42:58,480
Hey, hey, you can talk to your...

3420
02:42:58,480 --> 02:43:00,920
You see, the man saying you can talk to the pit crew.

3421
02:43:01,040 --> 02:43:03,000
I can't wait to hear the fucking audio on that.

3422
02:43:04,220 --> 02:43:04,900
If it's...

3423
02:43:04,900 --> 02:43:11,500
I really hope they've tried to digitize real human voice where it just goes like...

3424
02:43:11,500 --> 02:43:15,220
Let 32, you need to come over a pit stick now.

3425
02:43:15,220 --> 02:43:21,020
If you don't know, look 32, you need to come and refill the car.

3426
02:43:22,360 --> 02:43:24,100
Look 32, come and up.

3427
02:43:24,620 --> 02:43:25,860
Call for a pit stick.

3428
02:43:26,900 --> 02:43:27,360
Please.

3429
02:43:27,620 --> 02:43:28,940
Please let it be like that.

3430
02:43:29,120 --> 02:43:29,740
Please let it be.

3431
02:43:29,800 --> 02:43:30,940
Fingers crossed, okay?

3432
02:43:31,840 --> 02:43:32,200
Please.

3433
02:43:32,320 --> 02:43:33,960
We want some of that shit.

3434
02:43:35,720 --> 02:43:37,800
So when you get into the pit, here's what I want, here's what I need?

3435
02:43:37,800 --> 02:43:39,280
It'll be done automatically, exactly.

3436
02:43:39,700 --> 02:43:43,040
And you can see the clarity of the Super VGA graphics on the machine.

3437
02:43:43,040 --> 02:43:43,280
No.

3438
02:43:43,720 --> 02:43:44,080
None.

3439
02:43:44,300 --> 02:43:44,580
Nothing.

3440
02:43:44,820 --> 02:43:46,640
They didn't even have that.

3441
02:43:47,400 --> 02:43:49,860
Now, when you're done racing, you can go into a replay mode.

3442
02:43:49,860 --> 02:43:52,040
We were really enjoying the race, man.

3443
02:43:52,100 --> 02:43:55,560
We were fucking in the middle of a real virtual experience there.

3444
02:43:55,640 --> 02:43:58,980
It felt like we were really watching the Formula One at Spa the other day, man.

3445
02:43:59,380 --> 02:44:02,680
And watch how the race unfolded from any of our 12 people.

3446
02:44:03,060 --> 02:44:03,220
Wow.

3447
02:44:03,740 --> 02:44:04,040
Wow.

3448
02:44:04,580 --> 02:44:06,940
One other last feature I'd like to talk about is our multiplayer.

3449
02:44:07,160 --> 02:44:12,560
This has the option of letting our customers call up and dial and race against each other via their modem.

3450
02:44:12,860 --> 02:44:15,540
Or you can do it with two computers with a direct connect no modem table.

3451
02:44:16,180 --> 02:44:18,220
I could race against a guy in another city somewhere.

3452
02:44:18,920 --> 02:44:20,920
Why would two grown men want to do that?

3453
02:44:20,980 --> 02:44:22,340
Why would Stuart Sheffay want to do that?

3454
02:44:22,360 --> 02:44:23,580
He's fucking 58.

3455
02:44:23,820 --> 02:44:25,420
He looks like he's 62.

3456
02:44:26,500 --> 02:44:27,000
Why would he?

3457
02:44:27,060 --> 02:44:28,060
I wouldn't want to do that.

3458
02:44:28,060 --> 02:44:31,300
How fast the modem do I need?

3459
02:44:31,380 --> 02:44:32,340
9,600 baud rate.

3460
02:44:32,460 --> 02:44:32,620
Wow.

3461
02:44:32,660 --> 02:44:33,040
Pretty cool.

3462
02:44:33,140 --> 02:44:33,340
Okay.

3463
02:44:33,440 --> 02:44:33,860
Thanks a lot.

3464
02:44:33,920 --> 02:44:34,480
That's a lie.

3465
02:44:34,540 --> 02:44:35,480
That's a lie face.

3466
02:44:35,580 --> 02:44:36,460
Look at the lie face.

3467
02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:37,620
How fast the modem do I need?

3468
02:44:37,700 --> 02:44:38,660
9,600 baud rate.

3469
02:44:38,780 --> 02:44:38,940
Wow.

3470
02:44:38,980 --> 02:44:39,380
Pretty cool.

3471
02:44:39,480 --> 02:44:39,640
Okay.

3472
02:44:40,120 --> 02:44:40,440
Beautiful.

3473
02:44:41,740 --> 02:44:46,200
We can pinpoint the moment that the lie becomes reality for Stuart.

3474
02:44:47,120 --> 02:44:47,740
There we go.

3475
02:44:47,800 --> 02:44:48,440
There's the lie.

3476
02:44:50,940 --> 02:44:51,600
There we go.

3477
02:44:55,660 --> 02:44:56,020
Wow.

3478
02:44:56,020 --> 02:44:58,020
Pretty cool.

3479
02:44:58,020 --> 02:44:58,180
Cool.

3480
02:44:58,300 --> 02:44:58,500
Okay.

3481
02:44:58,580 --> 02:44:59,140
Thanks a lot.

3482
02:44:59,700 --> 02:45:00,400
And what was pretty...

3483
02:45:00,400 --> 02:45:01,200
Oh, look at that.

3484
02:45:01,260 --> 02:45:01,900
Do, do, do.

3485
02:45:03,200 --> 02:45:08,040
If you freeze on that frame there and you drop the color and then put a kind of...

3486
02:45:08,040 --> 02:45:09,200
What would you put?

3487
02:45:09,300 --> 02:45:10,680
Like a dark drone?

3488
02:45:11,060 --> 02:45:13,220
A dark fucking drone sound or something.

3489
02:45:14,540 --> 02:45:15,920
Dark drones and album.

3490
02:45:16,740 --> 02:45:18,020
Is that a fucking...

3491
02:45:18,540 --> 02:45:20,540
I have that...

3492
02:45:23,100 --> 02:45:25,100
That fucking camera on there.

3493
02:45:25,100 --> 02:45:26,780
Firefox.

3494
02:45:26,780 --> 02:45:53,780
*Dramatic music*

3495
02:45:53,780 --> 02:45:56,780
Oh, okay, thanks.

3496
02:45:56,780 --> 02:46:00,780
*Dramatic music*

3497
02:46:00,780 --> 02:46:23,780
*Dramatic music*

3498
02:46:23,780 --> 02:46:30,780
We need a different one. We're a different one. *Dramatic music*

3499
02:46:30,780 --> 02:46:53,780
*Dramatic music*

3500
02:46:53,780 --> 02:47:00,780
*Dramatic music*

3501
02:47:00,780 --> 02:47:05,260
How fast the motor moved? 9600 quadrate. Well, pretty cool. Okay, thanks a lot.

3502
02:47:16,560 --> 02:47:21,500
How fast the motor moved? 9600 quadrate. Well, pretty cool. Okay, thanks a lot.

3503
02:47:27,740 --> 02:47:47,220
That would have been the best. We lasted. So, 100 quadrate. Well, I could race against a guy in another city somewhere. How fast the motor moved? 9600 quadrate. Well, pretty cool. Okay, thanks a lot.

3504
02:47:54,700 --> 02:47:56,700
*Burps*

3505
02:47:56,700 --> 02:47:58,700
*Burps*

3506
02:47:58,700 --> 02:48:00,700
*Burps*

3507
02:48:00,700 --> 02:48:25,700
*sad music*

3508
02:48:25,700 --> 02:48:32,700
*sad music*

3509
02:48:32,700 --> 02:48:39,700
*sad music*

3510
02:48:39,700 --> 02:48:46,700
*sad music*

3511
02:48:46,700 --> 02:49:01,700
*sad music*

3512
02:49:01,700 --> 02:49:02,700
*sad music*

3513
02:49:02,700 --> 02:49:15,700
*sad music*

3514
02:49:15,700 --> 02:49:19,700
Tonight on Dispatches, Stuart Chafei.

3515
02:49:19,700 --> 02:49:32,700
*sad music*

3516
02:49:32,700 --> 02:49:33,700
*sad music*

3517
02:49:33,700 --> 02:49:34,700
*sad music*

3518
02:49:34,700 --> 02:49:43,280
Computer Chronicles became computer nightmares. Tonight at 9 on 4, dispatches Shafay.

3519
02:49:43,280 --> 02:50:05,260
Music playing. How fast can I go? 96. Well, pretty cool. Okay, thanks a lot.

3520
02:50:05,260 --> 02:50:29,560
Music playing. Let's see if there's any more in the box there. Alright, next. Fuck, I don't think.

3521
02:50:29,560 --> 02:50:34,360
our customers call up and dial and race against each other via their modem or you can do it with

3522
02:50:34,360 --> 02:50:38,680
two computers with a direct connect to our modem. Well I could race against a guy in another city

3523
02:50:38,680 --> 02:50:44,760
somewhere. How fast about it? 9600 baud rate. Well pretty cool okay thanks a lot. Oh I know computer

3524
02:50:44,760 --> 02:50:52,840
sports simulations are getting so good. Function. Function. Function. Or you can do it with two computers with a direct connect to our modem. One more sorry.

3525
02:50:53,960 --> 02:50:58,840
Well I could race against a guy in another city somewhere. How fast about it? 9600 baud rate.

3526
02:50:58,840 --> 02:51:26,900
Well pretty cool. Okay thanks a lot. Tonight at nine on four. Stuart Sheffey. The presenter from computer chronicles. Ah. I can do it with two computers with a direct connect to our modem. But I could race against a guy in another city somewhere. How fast about it? 9600 baud rate. Well pretty cool. Okay thanks a lot. He was the man. He was the face of computers for over a decade. Stuart Sheffey.

3527
02:51:28,120 --> 02:51:35,360
Tonight at nine on dispatches. We go into the unseen world. Stuart Sheffey's computer game fascination.

3528
02:51:38,500 --> 02:51:40,740
Just how far was he willing to go.

3529
02:51:41,740 --> 02:51:42,800
To show the world.

3530
02:51:45,000 --> 02:51:48,500
To show the world how good a NASCAR game could be.

3531
02:51:48,500 --> 02:52:13,080
All right that's enough. All right now computer sports simulations are getting so good. Put that back and put the color on it.

3532
02:52:14,180 --> 02:52:23,620
Firefox back transform fit to screen. And then turn the fucking saturation up. There we go. Well that's nice now.

3533
02:52:24,560 --> 02:52:34,100
It's like watching TV and having control of the players. Thanks very much. Zoom in and fade to black. I don't know how to fucking do that yet. I'll find out how to do that and we'll be on to a winner.

3534
02:52:34,880 --> 02:52:41,220
Perhaps the best of the category is the new front page sports football from Sierra Online. Stephen Miles is here to coach us with it.

3535
02:52:41,340 --> 02:52:46,800
Hi sir. All right now in this game in front page sports you can actually be a coach or a player right? You can do either end. Right.

3536
02:52:46,800 --> 02:53:02,680
All right show us a little bit of the game. All right. The nice thing about football pro 95 is it was designed to be attractive to a wide diversity of players. The novices are able to go in and play in what we call a coach only mode. Where you're able to just select a particular play. Let's go ahead and start a game that's already in process.

3537
02:53:07,800 --> 02:53:22,440
Dead air. Now we can see from the play. Just I love that dead air there. Let's go back to that. You're like Stuart was dying to say, you know, what's going on here. He wanted to fill that in. Lovely hair as well there.

3538
02:53:24,040 --> 02:53:24,680
Bit like mine.

3539
02:53:28,080 --> 02:53:29,820
Look at that there. That's fucking weird.

3540
02:53:31,260 --> 02:53:35,520
What's that about? Oh, that's where the shades were. I thought I was going bald there.

3541
02:53:35,520 --> 02:53:47,000
At that particular point of my head, like I know recede is, I mean, you can't fucking fight. Let's go ahead and start a game that's already in process.

3542
02:53:50,020 --> 02:53:58,340
Have you heard the creaking in the background? You can even hear the hard drive fucking going over time.

3543
02:53:59,940 --> 02:54:04,400
People that just select a particular play. Let's go ahead and start a game that's already in process.

3544
02:54:04,400 --> 02:54:19,140
Now we can see from the play calling screen here that you're able to select from the playbook any play that you'd like. In this case, we'll select a pass.

3545
02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:22,020
Ready.

3546
02:54:23,920 --> 02:54:30,020
Now all I have to do in the coach only mode is to hit the button to actually do the hike and from there the players on the field take over.

3547
02:54:30,400 --> 02:54:32,660
So the computer's running the action right now.

3548
02:54:32,700 --> 02:54:32,960
Right.

3549
02:54:33,160 --> 02:54:33,940
And it tells you what happened.

3550
02:54:35,020 --> 02:54:42,380
Just contrast this with the fact that we already seen a Madden game from four years later and Stuart was going, oh, this is the best I've ever seen.

3551
02:54:43,020 --> 02:54:49,400
And I thought he was talking shite, but little did I know that four years prior to that, he was watching this.

3552
02:54:52,400 --> 02:54:58,580
So he really was telling the truth about those muscles.

3553
02:54:59,400 --> 02:55:04,480
And the play and the major players that were involved in that were also able to see an instant replay.

3554
02:55:07,180 --> 02:55:09,320
So that if you want to see that over again.

3555
02:55:10,160 --> 02:55:14,080
There's two lads on the pitch down there.

3556
02:55:14,160 --> 02:55:14,700
Look, watch this.

3557
02:55:16,520 --> 02:55:17,260
Oh, right there.

3558
02:55:17,620 --> 02:55:18,100
Yeah, sorry.

3559
02:55:18,100 --> 02:55:18,940
I thought it was the other way around.

3560
02:55:18,960 --> 02:55:20,520
I thought that was your man's arse.

3561
02:55:21,920 --> 02:55:24,340
To see that over again, you can do that.

3562
02:55:24,860 --> 02:55:30,400
But the nice thing about Front Page Sports Football Pro 95 is that you can really go in and edit the ones that you've done previously.

3563
02:55:30,580 --> 02:55:33,820
For instance, this is one where Barry Sanders did a particularly long run for a touchdown.

3564
02:55:33,820 --> 02:55:38,900
Barry Sanders runs a long one for a TD, a touchdown.

3565
02:55:39,740 --> 02:55:40,100
Touchdown.

3566
02:55:41,700 --> 02:55:42,740
Now we can watch this.

3567
02:55:42,740 --> 02:55:45,600
So this is an instant replay again of a play that took place before.

3568
02:55:45,760 --> 02:55:46,000
Correct.

3569
02:55:46,840 --> 02:55:53,300
Here you can see Barry Sanders take the hand off, run around the side, the guy misses his tackle, and he runs in for a TD.

3570
02:55:53,920 --> 02:55:54,100
Okay.

3571
02:55:54,580 --> 02:55:56,200
Now if you wanted this to look a little more.

3572
02:55:56,200 --> 02:55:57,820
For a TD, okay.

3573
02:55:58,300 --> 02:56:00,520
Or dramatic, you can rewind it back.

3574
02:56:00,520 --> 02:56:04,120
Stewart-Shiffey has the same kind of thing for every game when he sees stuff.

3575
02:56:04,180 --> 02:56:09,920
He just like calls it as it is and goes, oh, run for a TD, okay.

3576
02:56:11,200 --> 02:56:13,320
And you see you've got your little action there.

3577
02:56:13,560 --> 02:56:14,480
Okay, all right.

3578
02:56:14,920 --> 02:56:16,200
Where's this little bear going?

3579
02:56:16,560 --> 02:56:17,880
What's this little bear about?

3580
02:56:18,040 --> 02:56:18,960
Oh, a little bear.

3581
02:56:19,100 --> 02:56:19,380
Okay.

3582
02:56:21,020 --> 02:56:21,880
He's very good.

3583
02:56:21,980 --> 02:56:23,020
He's very good at what he does.

3584
02:56:23,020 --> 02:56:31,440
To the beginning, pull up what we call the cams control, zoom in, and advance it a little ways.

3585
02:56:31,780 --> 02:56:37,180
Now maybe when you're actually getting to the edge and you see this tackle coming over that gets missed,

3586
02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:39,260
maybe you'll want to zoom in for dramatic effect.

3587
02:56:39,760 --> 02:56:48,120
You can go in and frame by frame, zoom in a little bit, advance a frame, zoom in a little bit more, advance another frame,

3588
02:56:48,120 --> 02:56:54,520
and then maybe you want to pivot it around so that you can see a better view of the man missing the tackle.

3589
02:56:54,920 --> 02:56:57,000
Why would you want to do any of this shit?

3590
02:56:57,000 --> 02:57:03,680
And now for a little more dramatic effect when he goes into the end zone, maybe you want to see the guys that are pursuing.

3591
02:57:04,180 --> 02:57:05,540
That's your sky cam looking there.

3592
02:57:05,540 --> 02:57:05,840
Right.

3593
02:57:07,560 --> 02:57:09,280
And Barry goes in for the touchdown.

3594
02:57:10,480 --> 02:57:17,200
Now you can see that again as you've edited it by turning off your cams control, rewinding it, and then watching it again.

3595
02:57:19,140 --> 02:57:19,580
Wow.

3596
02:57:21,500 --> 02:57:24,000
And that edit you did before is all there in that replay.

3597
02:57:24,100 --> 02:57:24,540
That's correct.

3598
02:57:24,740 --> 02:57:24,900
All right.

3599
02:57:24,900 --> 02:57:26,640
So this is not just sort of football simulation.

3600
02:57:26,760 --> 02:57:28,440
This is TV director simulation, right?

3601
02:57:28,440 --> 02:57:28,740
Exactly.

3602
02:57:29,360 --> 02:57:29,600
All right.

3603
02:57:29,660 --> 02:57:31,520
So if we can get back to the game a minute now.

3604
02:57:32,600 --> 02:57:35,140
Can I play another person using front page sports football?

3605
02:57:35,540 --> 02:57:35,880
Yes.

3606
02:57:36,080 --> 02:57:37,280
You can play another person.

3607
02:57:37,460 --> 02:57:38,580
You can play against the computer.

3608
02:57:39,160 --> 02:57:43,460
When you're playing another person, you can either have two joysticks, a joystick, and the keyboard.

3609
02:57:44,020 --> 02:57:48,280
And sometime in 1995, we expect a version of this to be up on the imagination network,

3610
02:57:48,360 --> 02:57:52,640
so you'll be able to play against other people that are next door or across the nation.

3611
02:57:52,780 --> 02:57:55,520
And in that coach mode where I'm picking the plays, where you're showing me right now,

3612
02:57:55,700 --> 02:57:56,720
where do those plays come from?

3613
02:57:56,760 --> 02:57:57,780
Can I design those plays?

3614
02:57:57,980 --> 02:57:58,440
You can.

3615
02:57:58,540 --> 02:58:00,520
You have some stock plays that come with the game,

3616
02:58:00,860 --> 02:58:04,860
and you can also go in and edit those plays from our play editor so you can make them your own.

3617
02:58:05,060 --> 02:58:06,540
Okay. Front page sports football.

3618
02:58:06,640 --> 02:58:07,860
That's our look at computer games.

3619
02:58:08,160 --> 02:58:10,200
We'd be interested in hearing about your favorite games.

3620
02:58:10,280 --> 02:58:15,480
You can get into the act here by talking to us online in the Computers on Television forum on CompuServe.

3621
02:58:15,560 --> 02:58:17,100
The command is Go Chronicles.

3622
02:58:17,440 --> 02:58:18,240
Thanks for joining us.

3623
02:58:18,280 --> 02:58:19,080
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

3624
02:58:19,140 --> 02:58:19,460
Thanks, Stuart.

3625
02:58:19,460 --> 02:58:21,440
See you here next time on The Computer Chronicles.

3626
02:58:21,500 --> 02:58:22,160
It was great, man.

3627
02:58:22,220 --> 02:58:22,880
Thank you very much.

3628
02:58:24,180 --> 02:58:27,400
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard,

3629
02:58:27,820 --> 02:58:32,860
developing technology that lets you manage your PC from anywhere on the network, anywhere in the world.

3630
02:58:34,000 --> 02:58:34,600
HPPCs.

3631
02:58:34,600 --> 02:58:36,640
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3632
02:58:36,640 --> 02:58:41,160
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3633
02:58:41,160 --> 02:58:42,100
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3634
02:58:42,260 --> 02:58:46,220
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3635
02:58:46,740 --> 02:58:47,860
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3636
02:58:48,320 --> 02:58:49,180
You do your job.

3637
02:58:49,440 --> 02:58:50,140
We'll do ours.

3638
02:58:50,560 --> 02:58:52,660
And the Software Publishers Association.

3639
02:58:54,220 --> 02:58:56,880
Video cassette copies of this program are available.

3640
02:58:56,880 --> 02:59:01,880
Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details on products demonstrated...

3641
02:59:01,880 --> 02:59:03,920
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3642
02:59:04,920 --> 02:59:06,220
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3643
02:59:06,940 --> 02:59:07,700
Shafé letter.

3644
02:59:07,820 --> 02:59:08,820
You get it from the man himself.

3645
02:59:08,900 --> 02:59:09,440
He sends you that.

3646
02:59:09,440 --> 02:59:09,880
$32.

3647
02:59:10,380 --> 02:59:10,920
What a bargain.

3648
02:59:11,460 --> 02:59:12,840
You get the whole fucking shebangle.

3649
02:59:13,100 --> 02:59:15,020
...and information on program topics.

3650
02:59:15,520 --> 02:59:22,120
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3651
02:59:22,740 --> 02:59:24,820
Please specify program subject for tapes.

3652
02:59:25,420 --> 02:59:27,960
All orders include a free software program for...

3653
02:59:27,960 --> 02:59:31,800
You get a fucking floppy disk with Spar written on it.

3654
02:59:31,800 --> 02:59:37,980
...and information on the definitive guide to keeping your organization software legal.

3655
02:59:37,980 --> 03:00:05,640
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Good night, folks.

3656
03:00:05,640 --> 03:00:08,040
Thanks for watching. It's been a great viewing.