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the castle still in the castle castle still in the cow castle I am

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back outside the castle who are these people we don't know who they are

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don't know where I'm going don't know how to get outside of the castle now cash law

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thanking you jump out here and have a little look and drag the man in down into

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the map should be able to see something else here and indeed we do 360 degrees of

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pure castle crazy bit of castle lovely bit of castle lovely bit of bubble hat someone in the door

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Jake Mander thank you very much no dizzy spells in the castle walking around Carol castle it's just

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another photograph we've got too many of these photographs from inside the castle now we're gonna

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leave it was a lovely day for us bit of sunburn on the arm sunburn in the castle sunburn in the castle

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sunburn on your arm Jake Mander thank you very much for the tip the salamander

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I hope you're getting on well and a big shout out to Chris Tordoff as well hope you're keeping well Chris big shout out to yourself hope the lockdown hasn't got you too spooked out of it keep it keep keep the show on the road keep keep the recovery going if it has

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and Gowdy took the CBD thank you very much I wonder what happened to the gowdy took the CBD

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he probably didn't have any back pain after it anyway that's what I've been told it's great for the back pain

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Drain rat thank you very much drain rat now we've seen a few snapshots of this castle here

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have we done it have we done the cast this

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inside of the castle looks pretty nice and tidy inside the castle

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lovely windows and window doors doors for the windows

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chairs for the men

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Cupboards for the ladies, chairs for the fellers, doors for the ladies, and bricks for the men.

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Lovely carpentry, lovely wooden ceiling, I wonder if they have a hen, hen that will lay an egg, an egg for the castle.

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Eat up the castle eggs before they go off. Eggs in the morning, eggs for the supper, eggs in the evening, eggs on your day off.

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Lovely little fireplace, fireplace for the women, seat there for the owl fella, a cupboard for your ma.

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Your ma was in the castle, did you see her the last day? She came through that door at the top of the wall.

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Classic, classic, um, castle tunes there about your owl one. From the days of yore.

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Nick, thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well.

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What else have we got here?

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Another bit of, another snapshot from inside the castle from your owl one.

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Lovely, hold on, need to get into it here.

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Lovely little table, table for your owl one.

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table for your owl one, and stand for your dad.

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Lovely little window, steps up to the window.

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Take a step up to the window, and close the window doors.

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Do none doors on the little finnog.

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Close up that little window door, because it's too bright.

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Go over to the table, table for your grandma.

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Granny's little table, inside castle walls.

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Big shtag's head, shtag's head.

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School of a dead shtag.

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There was a shtag dew in the castle last night.

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That is to say that a shtag came down and we...

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We fucking killed him.

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He's here now, we took his horns and we put him there.

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Table for your family.

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Lovely wooden table for your family or two.

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Bring a second family into the castle.

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Make sure they've been checked for the COVID-19.

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Families are welcome as long as they've been vetted.

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Make sure they've been tested for the evil dose.

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How are you getting on, everyone?

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We're still in the castle.

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Let me go back to normal screen here and turn that music off.

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Bit of medieval renaissance music there for you to fit with the moment that was in it.

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The day that's in it.

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Castle Tuesday.

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My favourite day of the week.

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My favourite day of the week.

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When we go looking.

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We go on the hunt.

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Am I even on the screen?

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Here I am.

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We go on the hunt for a few castles.

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And we find out we have a little look inside.

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I've been absolutely gushed since we left the castle last day.

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And I'm glad.

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I'm going to be glad to get back in the sky now.

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It's an awful pissy old day.

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It's cloudy.

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There's a big ball of cloud in the sky.

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You can't see the sun.

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Sun has been smothered.

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The sun's rhetoric has been smothered.

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By a load of fat clouds.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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Maybe God or Jesus has got a new vape.

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And he's been ripping some fat clouds.

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Over the world.

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Because he's just sick to death of the fecking COVID.

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Do you know?

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God is up there in the sky.

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He's having to mask up, you know.

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And God was on to me the last day.

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He was saying he was watching a few YouTube videos.

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He was saying there's a conspiracy.

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And God would know the crack.

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God would know that there's a conspiracy.

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So I would side with him.

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But he was saying, Tommy, have a look at this.

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It's QAnon.

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Check it out.

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And you don't need to wear a mask.

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It's all a big laugh.

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He said that.

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So it's kind of fucking confusing.

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Like, you know, I always wear a mask.

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I always sanitize the hands.

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But, uh...

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Someone needs to fucking have a word with God and tell him to get the hell off of YouTube.

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Because it's wrecking his mind.

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But that's what you're staying indoors all day long, don't you like.

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You know, you end up watching these fucking jokes on YouTube.

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You might end up watching...

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Who knows?

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Dodo, thank you very much.

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You might end up watching some gabshite fly around the sky looking at castles and car parks.

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Shwee to the door.

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Thank you very much.

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And Shlim Liam and Dodo.

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Captain Cabinets.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And, uh...

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Shwig...

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Shwinfords.

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Thank you very much.

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Shwimfords.

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Forgotten.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Let's have a little look now and get out of here.

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Get out of this castle.

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We've been stuck in here for a moment.

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I was enjoying the castleistic loot tunes.

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I tell you who's a big man.

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Big man for the loot.

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Fekin Sting.

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He made a flute.

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A loot album there the last day.

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And he's into the tantric stuff as well.

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Tantric loot.

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Where he...

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He stands on his head.

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For five hours.

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He'll play loot.

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He'll play nothing but loot.

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For five hours.

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In a pure state of tantric.

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Lootgasmic.

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What would you call it?

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I don't know.

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He's in a funk.

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He's in a loot funk.

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And he did another feckin'

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Feckin' tune about...

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Or he did a musical about ships or something.

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Someone was saying to go see it there.

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It's down at the feckin'

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The Borgash.

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I was looking.

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I wasn't feckin' harsh.

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Like, you know, going all the way down to Dublin.

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To listen to Sting sing about an old ship.

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Or two.

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Like, you know, if he did a few police songs.

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Roxanne.

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Don't stand so close to me.

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Any of that crack.

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I'd go down.

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I'd have a look, like.

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But I wouldn't.

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Feckin'.

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Go down ships and loots.

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Like, not my business.

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Claire.

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Thank you very much, Claire, for the tip.

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And Beardsman MEP.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Every loot you make...

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Remind me later for the privacy.

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The law.

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There's a law there about the privacy on Google.

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Quick look at the street set up here.

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A quick look at the liquid layout of Cahar.

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Or Cahar.

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Or whatever you want to pronounce that.

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We start at the top of the town before we take off.

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It's nice to have a little look at the liquid layout.

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And look at this.

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The granary.

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Wow.

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It's a fine, fine, fine establishment.

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And I have never set foot in it yet.

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But I can tell from the outskirts.

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It's a real sweet little number.

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It's got a cheeky sidebar door there.

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With a...

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With a...

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A fag box.

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A hanging basket.

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Lovely plutoniums and geraniums.

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And then you've got lodgings door there as well.

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That'll take you upstairs.

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That's where all the magic happens.

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Upstairs if you want to go lodging.

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I don't think it's an inn.

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It's an inn.

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It says it's an inn.

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Take a step down.

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Let's have a little look here.

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We've got paradise.

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A couple of seats there and a table.

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Or a table.

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As the French visitors do call it.

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Heineken.

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Sponsorship.

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Guinness on the main.

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The stained glass Guinness.

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It's a classic staple.

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A little fixture of any self-respecting stout outlet.

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Or indeed stoutlet.

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Around the country.

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Sometimes it saddens me to see the traditional pub.

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Not celebrating its stouty heritage.

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Or even prioritizing.

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You know.

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Foreign ales.

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Or foreign casks.

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Or beers.

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Before its own history.

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But the granary.

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And it's still true to its roots.

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And it's gone with the stout.

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As the main promo fixture.

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The thing I love about the stained glass window for the stout.

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Is it evokes the spiritual essence of the stout.

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You know.

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You know.

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When you pour that glass.

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And you see the cascade.

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You see the drip.

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You're waiting for the fucking.

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You're waiting for it to arcul minute.

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Until you hit it with the second shot of the drip pour.

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It's a spiritual.

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Ritualistic experience.

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And the stained glass evokes that kind of.

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That stuff.

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Stop me.

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Stop me if I'm wrong here.

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And indeed you do have no way of stopping me.

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So I mean.

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That is just a token gesture.

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Of a statement.

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Thanks very much there.

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Bealsman MEP.

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And none other than Wayne Lynch.

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Thank you very much Wayne Lynch.

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I hope you're doing well man.

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I don't know why you look to the sky.

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I should be looking down.

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00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,160
Down under.

268
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,820
On the other side of the earth.

269
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,800
Which is where you escaped.

270
00:15:59,480 --> 00:15:59,920
And.

271
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:01,500
Yep.

272
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,780
It's not been the same.

273
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,600
Town has been.

274
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,520
Not been the same.

275
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:06,360
Since.

276
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:07,720
The.

277
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:09,480
Disappearance of Wayne.

278
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,280
Let's put it like that.

279
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:12,920
You know.

280
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,300
Francis's crew.

281
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:15,200
He.

282
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:15,460
He.

283
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,340
Look at the fucking Papa Joe's.

284
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,020
Change there.

285
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,360
Change color in the heartbeat.

286
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,960
Francis's crew has not been the same.

287
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,040
Since Dragon left town.

288
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,360
And Dragon drove out of town.

289
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,600
You can't.

290
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:27,680
He can't have a crew.

291
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,140
With.

292
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,100
With himself.

293
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:29,560
And any.

294
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:30,840
Without the.

295
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:31,260
The.

296
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,880
The numero uno.

297
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,460
Behind the wheel of the BMW.

298
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:35,900
Beach.

299
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:44,340
Black motors.

300
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,380
Black motors.

301
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:46,820
Water.

302
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:46,900
Water.

303
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:46,980
Water.

304
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:49,180
Water.

305
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,680
Papa Joe's is after you.

306
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,160
You can get a lovely fish and chips.

307
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,080
Once you roll out of the granary.

308
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,700
But it's changed.

309
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,380
Has it changed now to Caprice?

310
00:16:58,860 --> 00:16:59,720
We don't know.

311
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,140
Wonder if Papa John.

312
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,520
The pizza man.

313
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,000
Has he got anything to say about that?

314
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,580
Probably not.

315
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,140
Joe and John are two completely different Papas.

316
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,080
Craft Granary.

317
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:16,920
That's the art gallery down.

318
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:17,980
Car park.

319
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,160
I have no business for arts and crafts.

320
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,900
So I keep moving.

321
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,500
Not to say that's not a good place to stop.

322
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,460
I'm getting dizzy again.

323
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,360
There must be something in.

324
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,480
In the car.

325
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,080
Air.

326
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,660
Which makes me feel a little bit.

327
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,620
Scooby doobied.

328
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,480
I don't know what it is.

329
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:41,820
I think it might.

330
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,820
It could have to be.

331
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,900
Having to talk.

332
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:46,820
But I never.

333
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,620
I never have.

334
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,800
You should have that problem.

335
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,240
I don't know what the hell is going wrong with me.

336
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,660
We buy.

337
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,820
We buy and sell.

338
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:54,940
We buy and sell.

339
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,020
Unlock and repair.

340
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,840
We buy and sell.

341
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,080
Who will buy these phones you sell?

342
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,180
Somebody will.

343
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,880
We pray and tell.

344
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:05,620
Have you a phone.

345
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,540
To unlock.

346
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,840
Or a laptop.

347
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:09,840
Or tablet.

348
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:10,520
That needs.

349
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,860
A chalk.

350
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,500
I don't know where I was going with that one.

351
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,280
We'll leave that anyway.

352
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,120
We can come back when we thought of a better rhyme.

353
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,220
Flowers buy fish.

354
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:21,580
Or not fish.

355
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,940
I beg your pardon Thresh.

356
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,220
I called you fish.

357
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,320
It does look like an F.

358
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,980
Let's just say that.

359
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,580
But if you look down there.

360
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,180
Up tip.

361
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,380
Kind of looks like a funeral thing there.

362
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,340
But I mean you wouldn't say that the.

363
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,880
The hopes of Tipperary reaching a final.

364
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,840
Are definitely not dead.

365
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,780
So you wouldn't need to have that.

366
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:48,380
Anyway.

367
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,980
But if it was someone that maybe would support tip.

368
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,880
They might want that.

369
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,840
At the service.

370
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,200
Find Erasmus.

371
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,820
Erasmus Smith's gaff.

372
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:01,780
Using the.

373
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,580
The town.

374
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:04,760
Signage.

375
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,020
And it's 20 to.

376
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:06,860
20 to.

377
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:07,860
12 there.

378
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,360
Midday.

379
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:09,320
A lovely.

380
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:09,640
Lovely.

381
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,780
Old post office.

382
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,780
And it's sad to see these guys are going.

383
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:15,440
They're being hit.

384
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,840
They're being taken away from us.

385
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,480
Hopefully that's not going to be the way we've care.

386
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,140
Or care.

387
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:24,520
Polsky.

388
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:25,420
Polsky.

389
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,260
Slep.

390
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,440
Which translates as Polish language.

391
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,220
Talk.

392
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,520
For Polish shop.

393
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,540
You can get some fine breads there.

394
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,300
Kielbasa sausage.

395
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,920
Whatever else.

396
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,940
Tickles your fancy.

397
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,400
As long as it's Polish.

398
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:44,740
Er.

399
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,120
Mary Condon's funeral directors.

400
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,460
And top cuts beside it.

401
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:53,620
Her salon.

402
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,700
Book is.

403
00:19:58,900 --> 00:19:59,680
Doing the biz.

404
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,740
And another book is.

405
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:02,840
Can't.

406
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:03,420
Stop.

407
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,200
The gambling.

408
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,360
If the drink doesn't get you.

409
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,520
The fecking gambling win.

410
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:10,560
So you're.

411
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,900
You're well looked after.

412
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,920
You're well catered for.

413
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,780
On both sides.

414
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,100
Roma.

415
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,400
Every town.

416
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,340
Has all the.

417
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,340
The gambling.

418
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,260
And the pints sorted.

419
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:24,540
Roma takeaways.

420
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,560
You don't get a Roma.

421
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,120
In every.

422
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,020
In every.

423
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:27,920
Town.

424
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,180
But they're great takeaways.

425
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,360
Big fan of Roma 2.

426
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,400
In Dublin.

427
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,560
Whenever I'm down there.

428
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,400
For a lovely tasty.

429
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:35,740
Kebab.

430
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,460
Roma 2.

431
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,620
Never been to Roma 1.

432
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,200
I'm not sure if there's a Roma 3.

433
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,480
The punter's rich.

434
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,620
Looks like a nice little.

435
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,360
Cozy old spat.

436
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:44,860
For a bite.

437
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:45,380
And a pint.

438
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,960
And Eurozone.

439
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,080
And Eurozone.

440
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,840
Great stuff for Eurozone there.

441
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,880
Honolulu vibes.

442
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,540
You've got the disposable barbecue there.

443
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,760
You want to watch out that that doesn't go up in flames.

444
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,020
Because.

445
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,900
Then they'd go up in flames.

446
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,180
That grass skirt there.

447
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,760
A few of those leaves could easily catch fire.

448
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,220
She'd want to be careful.

449
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,020
But on closer inspection.

450
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,100
It's not even a real woman.

451
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,800
It's a pretend woman and man.

452
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:18,660
And you put your face in there.

453
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,940
And you can become them.

454
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,880
For however long you want to be there.

455
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,260
Or however long the proprietor or the shop.

456
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,260
Allows you to stay in the shop window.

457
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,260
Maybe they don't want you.

458
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,620
To stay in there for long.

459
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:29,900
You know.

460
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,320
You could become a nuisance.

461
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:35,860
Uh.

462
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,660
Galty Inn.

463
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,000
Occasions.

464
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,060
Next to Eurozone.

465
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,600
I think I need to get into the sky.

466
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,380
Because I'm.

467
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,760
Getting fucking a little bit light headed here.

468
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,160
Uh.

469
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,200
Big your pardon.

470
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,940
The lazy bean.

471
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,480
That's where you can go to get a lovely cup.

472
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,580
And the fella there.

473
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,160
You can see he's got a small cup in.

474
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,220
Checking the phone.

475
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:06,740
He must be.

476
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,560
He's on the expressos.

477
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:09,020
That lad.

478
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,940
And that looks like a.

479
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,560
A latte or a fucking.

480
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,560
One of those macchiacos.

481
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:17,060
Or something.

482
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:27,180
A bubbly, creamy, floofy, flacky acco, or a macchinino or something.

483
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,300
Fickin' jack, jacky atto.

484
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,880
Scracker jack, cracker jack.

485
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:37,680
The lads here, deciding what to get.

486
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,280
Looking, looking for a place to sit.

487
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,500
A place to sit down, relax the cacks.

488
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,560
And feckin' drink coffee.

489
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,480
Until the cows come home.

490
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:59,960
Lovely bit of grub being milled into there down at the mill, the mill house.

491
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,120
Mill house from the Simpsons there has just absolutely creeled a fuckin' club special.

492
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,900
And now we'll move on there.

493
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,920
Town is busy today.

494
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,200
What's he got? What's in the file effects, lads?

495
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,500
What's in the file effects?

496
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:24,600
I got a file effects one day, but you can't be walking around town with a file effects.

497
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,920
The lads started ripping the piss.

498
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:31,580
They were like, here comes fuckin' Techno Tommy with his little cyber diary.

499
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,840
There's nothing cyber about it, lads.

500
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,820
It's a fuckin' manual manuscript.

501
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,920
You open it up and use a ballpoint pen.

502
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:42,340
They were...

503
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,400
They were...

504
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,380
The Techno Tommy name had stuck because I got...

505
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:49,700
I was the first one to get a fuckin' smartphone.

506
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,680
They still see who fuckin' was the smart one out the lot of us, like, you know?

507
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,480
Because I could always recall the information on Google handier.

508
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,640
They were speculative lads.

509
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,520
And when I got...

510
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,200
When I was the first fella in the pub with the fuckin' smartphone...

511
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,260
I had all the answers to all the questions.

512
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,160
There was no more speculation, like, you know?

513
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,120
The days of the idle chat and the conversation.

514
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:14,680
I could...

515
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,500
I could control the conversation.

516
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,800
That's what I liked about it.

517
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,560
I couldn't give a file a fuck what they said to me.

518
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,640
I had the answers.

519
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:27,740
Down there is the castle.

520
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:30,920
We were in there.

521
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:31,580
It's great.

522
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,280
It's great.

523
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:32,940
It's lovely.

524
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:35,540
The Bank of Ireland.

525
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,580
Very nice stuff.

526
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,380
A Maria...

527
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,160
Marimina.

528
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:42,860
Marimina.

529
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,800
Pharmacy and Gift Boutique.

530
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,580
A lovely boutique there for stuff if you want to get...

531
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,340
Fancy stuff for birthdays and occasions.

532
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,580
And I think that's...

533
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,120
That lady there is...

534
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,420
She's a bag full of occasions.

535
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,420
She's heading off...

536
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:01,160
To somewhere nice.

537
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,060
With that bag.

538
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,260
A bit further on.

539
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,380
And another bag full of occasions and stuff there.

540
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,960
That's flowers probably from...

541
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,460
From fish.

542
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:12,400
Down the road.

543
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,600
Now.

544
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,320
There's your vets.

545
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,180
And we'll head back down now to the castle and get in the plane and take off.

546
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,040
Quick look at the heritage shop.

547
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:27,420
What's in the boat?

548
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:28,900
What's in the boat?

549
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,860
He's got a hold-all.

550
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:34,700
And a 500 milliliter bottle of Tipperary...

551
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,520
Flavoured water, I'd say.

552
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:38,700
Flavoured water.

553
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:40,900
It's Tipperary or Bushed.

554
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:42,700
And there are...

555
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,820
Nike running trainers.

556
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,100
And...

557
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,400
Who's this lad here?

558
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,540
Map fire assistance.

559
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,080
Oh, he's going nowhere.

560
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:55,880
Jesus Christ.

561
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,200
I didn't...

562
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,020
I zoomed out there.

563
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,440
The car is on top of the flatbed.

564
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,160
He's going nowhere.

565
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,180
Must be getting the stuff out the boat before it's taken away.

566
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:02,720
Poor son.

567
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:03,560
Is...

568
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:03,840
Is...

569
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,660
Is the polo on the back of the recovery?

570
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,120
Let's keep the recovery going, lads.

571
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,460
Let's keep the recovery going.

572
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,400
Look at that twirlet.

573
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,440
A cone manifesto there.

574
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,280
Twirlet, love it.

575
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,860
Fella down there.

576
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,800
I don't know whether or not he's part of the sign.

577
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,500
Or is he sitting down between the...

578
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,560
The Heritage Sandwich Bar awning cover.

579
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,720
Whatever you call that.

580
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:29,200
Blashed.

581
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,440
Uh...

582
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,860
Fucking blashed tent.

583
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,160
Whatever you call that, I'm not sure.

584
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,300
Thanks very much for the tips, lads.

585
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,820
Shmeary Dove, I thank you very much.

586
00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:46,520
Give us a blast to the trumpet.

587
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,280
Scooby-Doby.

588
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,920
That only comes out on special occasions, Shmeary.

589
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:56,420
T22BC, thank you very much.

590
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,900
Care package for you, Tommy.

591
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,420
Thank you very much for the care package.

592
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:01,680
And Big Bo.

593
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:03,780
I hope you're getting on, Mr. Mango.

594
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:05,180
August.

595
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,720
Mary loves Tommy.

596
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:08,700
Thank you very much, Mary loves Tommy, for the tip.

597
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,120
Tommy, me and the GF are arguing about car parks.

598
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:14,960
I think a standard car park is the best.

599
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,100
But she thinks a multi-story is the best.

600
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,000
Can you sort this out?

601
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,360
Gotta tell you something.

602
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,960
Sorry about the...

603
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,660
Sorry to burst the bubble there, girlfriend.

604
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,680
You haven't been named.

605
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,380
It's just GF.

606
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,680
But GF, multi-stories.

607
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,680
They're not proper car parks, okay?

608
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,920
They're foreign devil car parks.

609
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:39,640
They were made by...

610
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,960
They were made by Protestants.

611
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,660
You need a good Catholic car park.

612
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,120
I'll show you one now.

613
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:55,320
I'll get in my plane and I'll show you a good, honest Catholic car park.

614
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:56,940
We don't even need one.

615
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,220
Don't even need a plane.

616
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,000
We've got one right here.

617
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,020
Do you know how it's a Catholic car park?

618
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:04,540
What's the...

619
00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:06,040
How is that a Catholic car park, Tommy?

620
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,180
Come here, I'll show you.

621
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,380
Because when you view it from this angle...

622
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:12,240
Fuck.

623
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,380
There's...

624
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,760
There's a car park there.

625
00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:20,260
There.

626
00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:22,700
And there's your cross.

627
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:25,120
Say a few prayers.

628
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,680
There we go.

629
00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:32,560
And down there.

630
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,620
There you can see it.

631
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,220
Now.

632
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,980
The gatehouse is doing good.

633
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,660
In the picture.

634
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,960
Let's head.

635
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:53,460
We need to move over here.

636
00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:57,260
We might even drop the men in into the backyard of the castle.

637
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:57,980
So we've got...

638
00:28:57,980 --> 00:29:01,400
Great stuff.

639
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,100
We look out here.

640
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,060
There's the castle.

641
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,760
And this is...

642
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,740
Where we're parked.

643
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,020
We crashed into a bush or something.

644
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:15,260
Maybe this was the bush here that we crashed into.

645
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:15,960
Let's have a look.

646
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,420
And it's a shitty old day for us.

647
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:30,560
It's a...

648
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,060
It's a cruddy old day.

649
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:35,180
I'm not sure how we're gonna get out of this.

650
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,380
If at all.

651
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,920
Or we'll get out.

652
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,380
Or will we...

653
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:58,480
Will we take off?

654
00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,660
Will we take off?

655
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:06,100
Fuck.

656
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:08,340
How we gonna get out?

657
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:08,680
We let...

658
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,560
The problem is we've landed on a small strip in a land.

659
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,760
Which...

660
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,240
As you can see here on our map.

661
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,300
I show you now.

662
00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,800
We're on an island.

663
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,400
We're literally on a feckin' island.

664
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,780
I know that doesn't look like a river there.

665
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,460
But...

666
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,540
It's a river in the feckin' game.

667
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,020
Because it's been flooded with the rain.

668
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,920
So we are crucibled.

669
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,840
We are stuck with a snowcut.

670
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:42,660
And it's gonna take the Ronnie O'Sullivan of aviation to be able to work his way out of this.

671
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:52,160
David Duggan in the chat said tell him a control shift P usually reverses.

672
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,720
Well I am stumped.

673
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,560
I am sugar lumped.

674
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:02,840
Because I've never tried that and I don't believe ya.

675
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,500
I was given some information.

676
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,280
I was privy to information there courtesy of Jimmy Jesus.

677
00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:09,980
Tried it.

678
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,240
Didn't work out.

679
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,020
And I believe now he gave that information.

680
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,580
He dispatched that information in good faith.

681
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:19,480
But I believe maybe the information was dispatched.

682
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,340
Without the prior testing of the practicalities of that information.

683
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,040
And...

684
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,860
Look, it doesn't work.

685
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,880
Left shift P pushes you in reverse.

686
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,620
What the feck is that?

687
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,460
Look at that.

688
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,980
The plane hasn't even rendered.

689
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:42,540
Premature dispatch.

690
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,620
Left shift plus P Tommy.

691
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,780
Ken's videos.

692
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,780
Left shift plus P Tommy.

693
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:52,280
Come on.

694
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,360
Left shift plus P.

695
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,020
Hey.

696
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,500
We're moving.

697
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,160
We're reversing.

698
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,120
She's reversing.

699
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,540
Thanks very much lads.

700
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:14,760
We're out of here.

701
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,580
Don't hold your breath.

702
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,040
Don't hold your breath.

703
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,740
We could be stuck here for a long time.

704
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,040
How's a man to take off?

705
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:30,360
How's a man to take off from this?

706
00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:35,360
Gro Jogan.

707
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,340
Thank you very much.

708
00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:39,580
Thank you very much Gro Jogan.

709
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,800
When's the 100 millis Spotify deal for the stream going down?

710
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:45,860
Shh.

711
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:48,880
Don't jinx it man.

712
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,620
Don't jinx it.

713
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,120
Soon enough you're going to be able to...

714
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,260
The stream's going to be snapped up by Spotify.

715
00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:58,140
And you'll never be able to watch it again.

716
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,480
Because you can only listen to stuff on Spotify.

717
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:04,420
Now.

718
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,260
You'll still be able to hear it.

719
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,080
You'll still be able to hear everything.

720
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,000
You just won't be able to see it.

721
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:15,680
Now.

722
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,800
Stop that now.

723
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,220
Left shift B.

724
00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:23,320
Left shift B.

725
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:28,880
Now.

726
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,220
How.

727
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,180
The hell.

728
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:30,960
Is a man.

729
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,180
To take off.

730
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,360
From this.

731
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,260
Crucible.

732
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:38,380
In Sheffield.

733
00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:41,840
Q ball.

734
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:42,880
Is nestled.

735
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,840
Up the top of the table.

736
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:46,440
Against the.

737
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:47,420
Against the cushion.

738
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,640
Behind.

739
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:51,900
The brown or the green.

740
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,340
Not a chance of being able to.

741
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,740
How's he managing that?

742
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,040
How's 747 balls managing to.

743
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,340
Go down a river.

744
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:15,440
It's going to be a tough one now.

745
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,100
Victor and Helen.

746
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,560
How are you?

747
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,520
Thank you very much.

748
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,020
Look up Muriel O'Connor.

749
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,840
Something blue.

750
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,680
At 1.30.

751
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:27,980
She's sitting.

752
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:29,420
At the lazy bean cafe.

753
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:29,880
No way.

754
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,420
Fucking hell.

755
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:36,180
That was a.

756
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:37,960
A real.

757
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,580
Dodge job there.

758
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,020
Straight into the ground.

759
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,780
And Ian.

760
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:49,980
Thank you very much Ian.

761
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,660
Any chance of Gwent music.

762
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,580
For the next castle.

763
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:53,820
Proper.

764
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,400
Castle tune.

765
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:55,760
Look at.

766
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,300
We'll try.

767
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,720
I can get to your castle.

768
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,740
If I can get to the castle.

769
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,520
I'll clear for it.

770
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:01,660
I mean.

771
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:02,420
Looks like we're going to be.

772
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,820
We could be stuck here for some time.

773
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,140
Who's that jackass there.

774
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,000
Who's after landing.

775
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,500
With his nose in the grass.

776
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,120
Jack-o'-lanterns.

777
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,660
Oh for fuck's sake.

778
00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,480
This is going to be.

779
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,500
This could be a hard night.

780
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,860
How are we going to get out of here?

781
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,800
Jukebox Connors.

782
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:34,840
Thank you very much for your tip.

783
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:35,460
And Ian.

784
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,320
And Captain Sag.

785
00:35:37,320 --> 00:36:01,880
Does anybody know how to get the feckin' hell out of this place without crashing into a tree?

786
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:30,440
Down the main road should get airborne past the flowers.

787
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:42,440
Can't get to the main road though, you know what I mean? Flaps up, doesn't matter if flaps are up, I'm not taking off from this fuckin' thing here.

788
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,440
The parking brake is not on. Look.

789
00:36:46,440 --> 00:37:04,440
Is there no way around that feckin' castle there you can go around the castle?

790
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:16,440
Stop. Stop!

791
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Stop. Stop!

792
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:44,440
What about if we go through the trees? Slowly. Like that. Look at this here.

793
00:37:44,440 --> 00:38:00,440
*Sigh*

794
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440
*Sigh*

795
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,440
*Sigh*

796
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440
*Sigh*

797
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,440
*Sigh*

798
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,440
*Sigh*

799
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:18,440
*Sigh*

800
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,440
I don't know what to do lads.

801
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:35,440
I don't like to give up. But you know I know there's a way out of here. A wall or a path.

802
00:38:35,440 --> 00:39:00,600
There's someone there seeing.

803
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:30,580
There's someone there seeing.

804
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:36,780
Nothing.

805
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,620
Head through the trees to the south of the golf course.

806
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,700
There's a river going over it.

807
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,900
Matt Ryan saying he's right.

808
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,480
Who's right, Matt?

809
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,220
Who's right?

810
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,580
Because at the moment...

811
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:59,200
Chance the river.

812
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,680
Chance the rapper.

813
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,100
Let's have a look.

814
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:23,780
Oh, straight into a castle.

815
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,340
Hammered the landing gear.

816
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,160
The two Johnnies.

817
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,040
Thank you very much.

818
00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:42,380
Mattias, Peter Krakowski.

819
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:45,060
Mattias, Peter Krakowski.

820
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:46,140
You're saying where are we landing?

821
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,160
Mattias.

822
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,980
We haven't taken off.

823
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,160
We haven't even taken off.

824
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,940
We won't be doing any landings.

825
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,600
If we don't take off.

826
00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:01,780
Niall Craig, you're ruining the trees.

827
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:03,760
Stop it, Niall.

828
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,040
What's this shit?

829
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,340
I'm trying to take off.

830
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,480
Thanks for the tip.

831
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,820
Pie in the sky.

832
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,260
Thank you.

833
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,760
Big shout out to Chan, Bobo and Hopi.

834
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,880
I hope you're getting on, lads.

835
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:28,740
You sound like a quality, quality troika.

836
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:34,180
Chan, Bobo and Hopi.

837
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:41,460
We're going down south.

838
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,540
We're going down south here.

839
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,120
Seeing if we can make it through the trees onto the golf course.

840
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,120
Over the river.

841
00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,320
Good gut hits up.

842
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:28,300
Good gut.

843
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:35,060
You can try gaining good speed.

844
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:35,820
Get airborne.

845
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,400
There's no way, Magoo.

846
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,780
Magoo, there's no way.

847
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:42,460
Whoa.

848
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,140
There's not a chance.

849
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:45,620
Look at that.

850
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,060
That looks shallow, that water.

851
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:51,220
We can make it over to that fairway.

852
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,580
Oh, it went right into the soup.

853
00:42:58,900 --> 00:42:59,340
We're fucked.

854
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,160
We're fucked.

855
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:01,700
We're fucked.

856
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:14,760
Just don't know.

857
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,160
I'm sorry.

858
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,860
I'm just having a look here to see if anyone's got the right answer.

859
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,640
No one's got the right answer here.

860
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,180
Press Y.

861
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:27,320
Move joystick around.

862
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,400
To adjust your position.

863
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,000
Okay.

864
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:32,960
We'll cheat it.

865
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,800
We'll go to the fecking golf course.

866
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,400
We'll cheat it.

867
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,400
Anything to get into the sky.

868
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,440
People came for flights.

869
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,280
They didn't came for...

870
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,280
Came for...

871
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,320
For shites.

872
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:53,220
I'm pressing Y here.

873
00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:54,300
It's not...

874
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:55,340
It's not moving me around.

875
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,600
What's pressing Y done for me except nothing?

876
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,920
If joystick doesn't work, use the numpad.

877
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,780
Using the numpad now.

878
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,860
And I'm like a fucking numpty.

879
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,320
You're taking the pace, lads.

880
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,160
Oh, you're not.

881
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,180
Fair play, lads.

882
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,620
Fair play.

883
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:29,660
We'll get older to the...

884
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:30,380
For the...

885
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:30,380
Yeah.

886
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,760
This looks nice enough here.

887
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:34,320
We'll do that.

888
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,280
Great stuff.

889
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:47,460
I thought someone was trying to make me out to be a bit of a numbskull there telling me to use a numpad.

890
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:50,560
Right.

891
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,240
We're on.

892
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,260
I don't know whereabouts we are.

893
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,040
You can do it, Schlug.

894
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,660
Thank you very much for the hope.

895
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,420
We're on the way.

896
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,000
We're on the way.

897
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:14,080
We just need a clear stretch.

898
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,320
Fuck.

899
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,000
I wonder if we can...

900
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,860
Right.

901
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,840
We'll taxi around up the top of town and then come back down here.

902
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,060
Could be a fucking disaster.

903
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,960
Sorry about the schweeren.

904
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,960
That's not usually what I'd be at.

905
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,560
I don't usually use that kind of language.

906
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,060
It's just...

907
00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:41,200
Fuck it.

908
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,980
We'll drive over here.

909
00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:44,460
It's just the way things are now.

910
00:45:56,420 --> 00:46:00,600
Get ready for some prime time flying action.

911
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:08,240
We're about to take off into the beautiful, beautiful slate-gray misty cloud which is engulfed...

912
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,680
...tipperary.

913
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:23,120
This could be a fucking... This could be... This could be cottage.

914
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Stay with our Tommy. Stay with our Tommy.

915
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:42,120
Take off! Fuck I thought the wing got clipped. What a way lads!

916
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:47,120
What a way to the sky! Sky boys!

917
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,120
Sky boys!

918
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,120
Sky boys!

919
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,120
David Ginola, thank you very much.

920
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,120
Come fly with me, let's fly in my way.

921
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Pipe master, thank you very much.

922
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:30,120
If you can use some exotic food that's far, far underneath.

923
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,120
Fly with me, let's fly in my way.

924
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,120
Pipe master, thank you very much.

925
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Pipe master, thank you very much.

926
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,120
Come fly with me, let's float down.

927
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Looking weather is shocking.

928
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,120
Looking weather is shocking.

929
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:51,120
In Ramaland, there's a one man band and it's a flute for you.

930
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,120
Fly with me, let's take off in the blues.

931
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,120
Once I get you up there.

932
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,120
That's enough of Sinatra there.

933
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,120
Fucking hell, this guy is...

934
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,120
It's not great.

935
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,120
What we're gonna...

936
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,120
What's gonna happen here?

937
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,120
We might die.

938
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,120
We could be in for a crash here.

939
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:29,120
We could be in for a crash here.

940
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:35,120
The Cahar town is...

941
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:56,300
Cahar Town is unidentifiable here. Where are we going? Where are we going? South. Back to Clan Mill. Ballylooby.

942
00:48:56,300 --> 00:49:25,640
Ring Pipe Schniffer. Thank you very much for the tip. I hope you're getting on well. And Eddie Dworkin. Thank you very much. And Ric Flair. Thank you very much. Solomon Callow.

943
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:53,480
Get out with us now for a moment. We might have to come back here. Save that. And Ballylooby. We want to head to Ballylooby but it's not going to happen if we're stuck in the soupy. Let me have a look here. Save that. To there.

944
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Save that.

945
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,480
Save that.

946
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,480
Save that.

947
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,480
Save that.

948
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,480
Save that.

949
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:16,100
Now that's the golf course we were just over.

950
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:19,900
It's too dangerous for flying in that weather.

951
00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:24,880
So we're going to have to say a little prayer to the Lord and pray for some good weather.

952
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:35,260
What was that?

953
00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:38,260
Such a lovely day.

954
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:44,440
Just say the words and we'll beat the birds down to us.

955
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,540
A bull go bay.

956
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:51,260
Perfect for a flying honeymoon.

957
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,120
And it's been a quick exodus out of care.

958
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:56,940
Evelyn Cusack, thank you very much.

959
00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:02,900
I think what we're going to have to do here is relocate over to Cranmel.

960
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,840
Maybe around here.

961
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,460
And head east.

962
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,840
I don't want to leave tip though.

963
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,800
Have a look here.

964
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,240
Wow.

965
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,580
Newcastle in tip.

966
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,000
Looks okay.

967
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,580
There's a garden sheds place.

968
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,640
Yeah, look.

969
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,240
We'll head down to Newcastle and have a look at those sheds.

970
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:45,540
I'd say the weather's better down this side of the country.

971
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:48,380
Yeah.

972
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,220
Yeah, it's better. It's much better.

973
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:54,960
Brighter as well.

974
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,660
I can see what I'm at.

975
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:12,660
I can see what I'm at.

976
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:13,400
Vic.

977
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:20,300
Fuck.

978
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,580
I took the thrush down there.

979
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:32,700
Still in tip, yeah. We're heading down to Newcastle to have a look at the shed place.

980
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:36,060
There's a factory down there that specializes in sheds.

981
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,180
MF sheds or something. MF doom.

982
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,760
Green, Green Hands Pet Shop. Thank you very much.

983
00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:47,440
Mitchellstown Cave looks class.

984
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,600
It's at the back of someone's gaff.

985
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,880
They have stalagmites that look like creamy pints.

986
00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:56,260
And then there's a real cheeky little car park outside it.

987
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,200
Mitchellstown.

988
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,300
Is in Cork, is it not?

989
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,280
See here, lads.

990
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,540
Greg Ryan, you're saying whether you can change it in the game as you go.

991
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:21,440
You can't.

992
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,960
You can't, Greg.

993
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,380
Green Hands Kelly, was that you telling me about the cave there in feckin' Mitchellstown Cave?

994
00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:34,420
Men's Shed, thank you very much.

995
00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:44,040
Look at it. All right, all right. We'll have a look on the map, so we'll have a look on the map.

996
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,940
I've been meaning to get to that feckin' abbey you were talking about as well.

997
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,620
Mitchellstown.

998
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,360
Cave, is it?

999
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:02,240
Yeah, we'll fly. We're heading to the cave, lads. We're heading to the cave.

1000
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,060
We're heading to the cave. We're going caving.

1001
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:12,860
We're going down a bit of potholing down the caving.

1002
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,620
I hope you're, uh... I hope you're ready for it.

1003
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:22,200
It's... it's going to be a real... a real sweet spot, according to our man, Green Hands,

1004
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,840
who's, uh... been on to us to go to the abbey. We never made it before.

1005
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,660
We'll make there in one of the days. We can get a bit of time to ourselves after we've gone to the cave.

1006
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,720
You never know. As we've been down to the cave, we've had a bit of a look around there.

1007
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:38,520
You never know what kind of surrounding sights there may be as well.

1008
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:42,220
And once we've seen that stuff, and once we've been down that cave,

1009
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,940
and we've reached, we've plumbed... plunged those depths,

1010
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,340
who knows where the f... will end up.

1011
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:53,080
Shwety Balzac, thank you very much.

1012
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,280
Ross Communist, I hope you're getting on well.

1013
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:57,820
Appreciate the streams. Thank you very much.

1014
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:02,580
Thank you very, very much. I hope you're getting on well, and thanks for the tip, lads.

1015
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:08,140
And Stuart Chiffey, what an absolute, unbelievable... powerhouse...

1016
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:11,140
of computeristic knowledge.

1017
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,780
And there we have a 747.

1018
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,780
Have a little look here.

1019
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:23,560
We're going west.

1020
00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:27,420
Uh... where the f... are we now?

1021
00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:29,720
Clan Mill.

1022
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:30,680
Great stuff.

1023
00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:31,740
Way to Clan Mill.

1024
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,820
Over Clan Mill.

1025
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,800
Down to the f... can south of that big fat ridge there, the Galtimore.

1026
00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:41,580
Fucking brilliant.

1027
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,340
Sorry about the language there now.

1028
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:45,920
It's... it's a great time to be alive.

1029
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,220
Not... not great with the COVID.

1030
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,260
But it's still good enough.

1031
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,320
If you're in the sky.

1032
00:55:58,660 --> 00:56:02,160
If you're enjoying the time in the sky, you're seeing the sights.

1033
00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:04,060
Checking out the car parks.

1034
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,720
If you enjoy car parks...

1035
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,620
as much as I do, then it's not a bad time to be alive.

1036
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,920
Let's nose dive down here and have a little look.

1037
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,160
Thank you very much for the tip.

1038
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,380
And Stuart as well, thank you.

1039
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,780
Check that car parker.

1040
00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:22,620
We were there at Lashley.

1041
00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:23,820
That's where we were in Duns.

1042
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,120
Looking at the craft deal.

1043
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,040
Barry.

1044
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,400
Thank you very much, Barry G.

1045
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,540
Good man yourself.

1046
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Clan Mill.

1047
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,180
There.

1048
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,120
And we head west of Clan Mill.

1049
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,300
We should be hitting the caves in about seven minutes' time.

1050
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,880
I might autopilot that autocruise.

1051
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:03,880
Hopefully we don't die.

1052
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:04,860
We're heading west.

1053
00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:16,940
I'm leaving it here and it's climbing enough time to get to the jacks and back.

1054
00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:22,640
Before we die.

1055
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:22,680
Before we die.

1056
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,680
Okay.

1057
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,680
Okay.

1058
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,680
Okay.

1059
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,680
Okay.

1060
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:27,680
Okay.

1061
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,680
Okay.

1062
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,680
Okay.

1063
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,680
Okay.

1064
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,680
Okay.

1065
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,680
Okay.

1066
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,680
Okay.

1067
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,680
Okay.

1068
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,680
Okay.

1069
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,680
Okay.

1070
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,680
Okay.

1071
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,680
Okay.

1072
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,680
Okay.

1073
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,680
Okay.

1074
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,680
Okay.

1075
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,680
Okay.

1076
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:45,680
Okay.

1077
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,680
Okay.

1078
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,680
Okay.

1079
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,680
Okay.

1080
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,680
Okay.

1081
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:51,680
Okay.

1082
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:52,680
Okay.

1083
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,680
Okay.

1084
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,680
Okay.

1085
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,680
Okay.

1086
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
Okay.

1087
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,680
Okay.

1088
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,680
Okay.

1089
00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,680
Okay.

1090
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,680
Okay.

1091
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,680
Okay.

1092
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Okay.

1093
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,680
Okay.

1094
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,680
Okay.

1095
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,680
Okay.

1096
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,680
Okay.

1097
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:07,680
Okay.

1098
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,680
Okay.

1099
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,680
Okay.

1100
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,680
Okay.

1101
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,680
Okay.

1102
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,680
Okay.

1103
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,680
Okay.

1104
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,680
Okay.

1105
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,680
Okay.

1106
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,680
Okay.

1107
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,680
Okay.

1108
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,680
Okay.

1109
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,680
Okay.

1110
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,680
Okay.

1111
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Okay.

1112
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,680
Okay.

1113
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:23,680
Okay.

1114
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,680
Okay.

1115
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,680
Okay.

1116
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:26,680
Okay.

1117
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,680
Okay.

1118
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,680
Okay.

1119
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,680
Okay.

1120
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,680
Okay.

1121
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,680
Okay.

1122
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:59,680
*Squad*

1123
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,680
*Squad*

1124
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,680
*Squad*

1125
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,680
*Squad*

1126
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,680
Thank you very much

1127
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,680
*Squad*

1128
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,680
*Squad*

1129
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,680
You can get into my seat here

1130
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,680
I'm in a comfy position

1131
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,680
Awful comfy

1132
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,680
It's a comfy scenario

1133
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,680
We're going well of course now

1134
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,680
*Squad*

1135
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,680
*Squad*

1136
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:55,500
I wonder what direction is that the river there look oh yeah with a yellow belly down there look

1137
00:59:55,500 --> 01:00:11,220
look at that book in easy the nice color nice color on that on the flight on the plane your man's using

1138
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:20,580
look at this lad behind us look at that lad slow water slow water

1139
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:47,020
a bit of industry down here I can see I can see a windmill we might be taking a little detour just down to this windmill down here and see what's going on it looks good it looks nice it looks right

1140
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:54,700
it looks right

1141
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,700
it looks great

1142
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:09,700
that is

1143
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:40,700
lovely bit of industry there and we can see we've got a windmill it's attached to a nice bit of stuff let's get the map up there for a little deep dive CIA deep dive here just wish to clan mail we've got some kind of faking

1144
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:54,700
Oh, down here, down here. We followed that river around there now. That's it there, look. That's it there, look. Sap Landscape. Sap Landscape.

1145
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:27,700
Seven reviews. The hard-working staff provide wonderful range of plants and shrubs and trees. Let's go down for a little look. Let's verify their claims. Because I can't thrush the word of the internet. As God was telling me the last day, the internet is a big pit of lies. And you wouldn't really know what to believe.

1146
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:53,700
People are lying all the time on it. Look at this. Let's lower the head there and get a pair of eyes on this. Wow. I believe there's a car park down there as well for the garden center. You could get down to the garden center awful handy down there.

1147
01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:20,820
Wow. What a lovely, lovely, lovely garden center that is. Would you believe it?

1148
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:48,460
Beautiful stuff. And you only need to look here at our situation here. Sap Landscape. Everything a landscaper would need. And this gets you anything you want from like a thousand nurseries. But most grown there. So, comma, Irish. What does that mean?

1149
01:03:52,300 --> 01:04:18,300
Very helpful says Carmel.

1150
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:36,120
We need to move on here. Any more reviews? Just shtars, there's no comments. And Reedy's

1151
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:48,240
garage as well on the outkirts. Lovely little, what's that? Is that one of those

1152
01:04:48,240 --> 01:05:03,520
Mitsubishi feckin' camper yokes? What you call those oaks? They're nice, oh you can't see it, you cannot see it. That's a nice little Mitsi, Mitsi camper jav there.

1153
01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:40,180
That's it, Delisa, yeah, Delicar or Delisa. They're a fucking handy little number, like you know, you've got the little cook, I've seen lads have modified them, they've got cooker and a bit of snooker as well on top when they want, like you sleep in it, you can live in it, you can do what you want in it.

1154
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:51,900
Hey George, thank you very much, excellent industry, you say right there, and I gotta tell you, some of the industry we've seen around Tipperary has been second to none.

1155
01:05:54,180 --> 01:06:01,360
Maybe I would go as far as to say that Tipperary could be the beating heart of Irish industry.

1156
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:17,560
That windmill now, did you know something about those windmills? That one rotation, one full rotation of the windmill is enough to power a home for a day.

1157
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:22,180
Did you think about that?

1158
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:30,180
And they gave, on a windy day they will fucking turn and turn and turn and turn and turn.

1159
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:38,180
They gave you about, you never know, a hundred thousand turns, a thousand turns a day, I'm not sure.

1160
01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:57,180
Jake Butler, I doubt that, laughing my ass off he says. Jake Butler. Do the Googling. Do the Googling. Read your history. Read your history.

1161
01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:07,180
Come back to me when you've read your history and you know your stuff. Till then. Zip.

1162
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,180
Zip up the ziplock.

1163
01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:16,180
Because there's an awful shmill coming out the bag. Jake.

1164
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:23,180
You hear that? Jake Butler. Zip up the ziplock Jake.

1165
01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:28,180
Because there's an awful shmill coming out the sack.

1166
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,180
Lovely field there.

1167
01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:44,180
Jake, Jake the snake, yeah? That's what I think about Jake.

1168
01:07:46,180 --> 01:07:51,180
He's only an old snake in the grass. Trying to ruin my stories about the windmills, he is.

1169
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:54,180
He's got windmill envy, that's his problem.

1170
01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:02,180
He wants to have bigger and better tales about windmills than me, but he doesn't have them.

1171
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:10,180
So he's gonna, he's gonna be sh-standing at the fucking corner of the chat box like an old sniper, sniping down the tails.

1172
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:13,180
Tail sniper.

1173
01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:24,180
Right, where is this fucking cave?

1174
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:25,180
Caveman cometh.

1175
01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:32,180
Looking forward to getting to the cave now, to be honest.

1176
01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:36,180
Been a long week about, been thinking about the cave, been dreaming about the cave.

1177
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,180
Lads have been crying about the cave.

1178
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:40,180
Green hands Kelly in the chat.

1179
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,180
Fucking caved out of it.

1180
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:48,180
He said his head is fed like it's been caved in because we didn't get to the abbey.

1181
01:08:49,180 --> 01:08:51,180
So now we have to get to the cave.

1182
01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:53,180
Just to save it.

1183
01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:55,180
Save the stream.

1184
01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,180
Streams got fuck.

1185
01:08:57,180 --> 01:08:58,180
Sorry about the language.

1186
01:08:58,180 --> 01:08:59,180
But it's past the watershed.

1187
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,180
It's 10 past the 11.

1188
01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,180
Jimmy Tip, thanks very much.

1189
01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,180
Tommy, head to Newcastle and visit Joanie's shop.

1190
01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:11,180
We were gonna go there but we got detoured.

1191
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:16,180
We're on the way now to a fabulous cave in Mitchelstown or something.

1192
01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:18,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1193
01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:21,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1194
01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:23,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1195
01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:25,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1196
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:27,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1197
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:29,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1198
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1199
01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:33,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1200
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:35,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1201
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:37,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1202
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:39,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1203
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:41,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1204
01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:43,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1205
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1206
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:46,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1207
01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:48,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1208
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1209
01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:51,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1210
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:53,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1211
01:09:54,180 --> 01:09:55,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1212
01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:57,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1213
01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:58,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1214
01:09:58,180 --> 01:09:59,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1215
01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:00,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1216
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:01,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1217
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1218
01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:03,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1219
01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:05,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1220
01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:06,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1221
01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1222
01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:08,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1223
01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:09,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1224
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:10,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1225
01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:11,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1226
01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:12,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1227
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:13,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1228
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:14,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1229
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1230
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:16,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1231
01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:17,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1232
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:18,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1233
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1234
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1235
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:21,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1236
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1237
01:10:22,180 --> 01:10:23,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1238
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:24,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1239
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:25,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1240
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:26,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1241
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:27,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1242
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:28,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1243
01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:29,180
We're on the way now to a great deal.

1244
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:32,180
That's the arse.

1245
01:10:32,180 --> 01:10:34,180
That's the tail and that's the head.

1246
01:10:34,180 --> 01:10:36,180
And he's talking to another lion.

1247
01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:37,180
He's got the arm out.

1248
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,180
They might meet.

1249
01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:40,180
Who knows?

1250
01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:42,180
We look to the side here.

1251
01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:44,180
What else have we got?

1252
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:48,180
Rubbish.

1253
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,180
Rubbish clouds.

1254
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,180
Another one there, look.

1255
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,180
Simba.

1256
01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:56,180
Another kind of a small little Simba.

1257
01:10:56,180 --> 01:10:58,180
Having a tit, a tit with another lion.

1258
01:10:58,180 --> 01:11:04,180
And there you have the Galtis.

1259
01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:06,180
I believe.

1260
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:13,180
I really just have the hankering for a lovely bit of hang.

1261
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,180
When I see that Galti mountain range.

1262
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:20,180
Someone open the ham.

1263
01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:23,180
Make sure you open the window as well.

1264
01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:36,180
Sorry I got stuck there.

1265
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:38,180
Stuck there in a ham funk.

1266
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:44,180
Dr. Brian Eno, thank you very much.

1267
01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:46,180
After the caves will you bring by the Galtis.

1268
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:48,180
Some class Corrie lakes up the mountains.

1269
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,180
Yeah.

1270
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:50,180
Yeah.

1271
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:53,180
If we get out, if we make it out the cave alive.

1272
01:11:53,180 --> 01:11:54,180
Then it's Galti or Bushed.

1273
01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:55,180
If we make it out the cave alive.

1274
01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:56,180
Then it's Galti or Bushed.

1275
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:57,180
Have a look.

1276
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:57,180
Watch your fuel level.

1277
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:57,180
37% will.

1278
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,180
We'll.

1279
01:11:58,180 --> 01:11:59,180
spread.

1280
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:20,860
Let's have a look.

1281
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:39,420
Watch your fuel level. 37% Brad. Brad Cope. I'm coping enough. I'm coping with the fuel load that we have Brad. Brian Coney thank you very much.

1282
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:52,540
Now where oh where is this feckin Mitchell's town?

1283
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:59,420
Have a look.

1284
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:29,420
You're looking for just due south of Galtimore. And you're looking for a feckin Caves Road, Kildefug, Soccer Pitch, Burncourt. South of the M8. Any distinguishable features around there that we can look out for.

1285
01:13:31,420 --> 01:13:37,420
Let's go down here for a deep dive.

1286
01:13:39,420 --> 01:13:40,420
Dee Dee.

1287
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:51,420
Max Powell thank you very much. Me and the boys at the Hibernian Club are loving it. Cheers Tom no problem. Big shout out to the Hibernian boys.

1288
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:58,420
And Jimmy Schlein thank you very much. Pop down Kilce Ma. I'm in the Parry Power. Remember. Read your history.

1289
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:07,980
They have to pop down there, the paddy powering in Kilchimay.

1290
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,420
Hit them with the 1-4.

1291
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:22,780
Where the hell is these caves now?

1292
01:14:22,780 --> 01:14:31,020
Where the hell is these caves now, lads?

1293
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:47,800
So wherever the M-A crosses over the R-639.

1294
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:55,140
Oh, in a loopy kind of fashion with some forest region.

1295
01:14:57,540 --> 01:15:00,360
In a loopy kind of fashion with some forest region.

1296
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:02,180
It's down there.

1297
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,320
Actually, river next to it as well.

1298
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,000
Let's have a look.

1299
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,240
There's a river next to it.

1300
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,060
No.

1301
01:15:14,060 --> 01:15:18,640
There.

1302
01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:20,100
It's behind us.

1303
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:20,780
It's behind us.

1304
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:24,760
It's back over into the next loop.

1305
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,420
Back over into the next loop.

1306
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:37,800
Navigation.

1307
01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:40,420
Navigation.

1308
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,320
They can't teach.

1309
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:44,880
You can't be taught that.

1310
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:45,400
That's nothing.

1311
01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:47,380
That's something you can't learn from the book.

1312
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:48,780
You need experience.

1313
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,000
You need the flight hours.

1314
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:52,040
You need the time in the Cessna 172.

1315
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,900
I'm in the 172.

1316
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:03,900
Let's take it down for a deep dive.

1317
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,740
Jimmy Schlein, thank you very much.

1318
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,880
Tell them about the time I went to tour to row with Kevin McStay.

1319
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:17,760
He's not a man.

1320
01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:18,960
I was a male.

1321
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:20,120
Minor.

1322
01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:20,460
Look.

1323
01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:22,120
I can't tell those tales.

1324
01:16:22,980 --> 01:16:24,900
I can't tell the tales of another man.

1325
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,440
I tried.

1326
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:28,960
I had to walk away from it.

1327
01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:34,360
Tell them the tales of another man.

1328
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,420
Thanks for the tip.

1329
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,300
So that crosses all of our caves down here.

1330
01:16:59,860 --> 01:17:00,620
Down south.

1331
01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:30,600
Thank you.

1332
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:35,160
No.

1333
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,640
We can't see anything here.

1334
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:44,860
The pipe.

1335
01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:46,660
The pipe piper.

1336
01:17:46,820 --> 01:17:47,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

1337
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:51,420
Let's get this up on the screen.

1338
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,100
How the fuck are you meant to see what's in there?

1339
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,440
I'm only just after realizing now we're in the air.

1340
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:05,020
There's no way we're going to see any caves.

1341
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:06,060
Unless we land.

1342
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:06,760
We land it.

1343
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,200
Fucking hell.

1344
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,240
We might need to find a soccer pitch.

1345
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:22,940
So thick.

1346
01:18:22,940 --> 01:18:43,260
We head back up here and it should be near a soccer pitch.

1347
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:51,980
Somewhere.

1348
01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:52,060
Somewhere.

1349
01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:07,160
Check for cave, Shkomb.

1350
01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:08,020
Thank you very much.

1351
01:19:08,020 --> 01:19:31,460
That's where the road crosses and diverges there.

1352
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,360
Down here.

1353
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:40,360
Is there a soccer pitch down there?

1354
01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:40,580
Look.

1355
01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:42,700
Soccer pitch.

1356
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:47,960
Soccer pitch.

1357
01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:51,180
Turn that down.

1358
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:53,280
I'll find the screen.

1359
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:56,720
There we have it.

1360
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:57,460
Soccer pitch.

1361
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:57,480
Soccer pitch.

1362
01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:57,540
Soccer pitch.

1363
01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:57,980
Soccer pitch.

1364
01:19:57,980 --> 01:19:58,700
Down the road.

1365
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:03,480
Down the road.

1366
01:20:04,580 --> 01:20:05,760
From the soccer pitch.

1367
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,960
You pass a house on the left.

1368
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,640
A house on the right.

1369
01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,120
Second house on the left.

1370
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,180
And a third house on the left.

1371
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:18,320
And it's just down beside that house on the left.

1372
01:20:18,420 --> 01:20:19,200
And that's where we...

1373
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,480
Third house on the left and we land.

1374
01:20:22,380 --> 01:20:25,600
Third house on the left and we land from the soccer pitch.

1375
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:26,300
And we should be grand.

1376
01:20:30,380 --> 01:20:31,000
So look.

1377
01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:33,800
First house.

1378
01:20:36,660 --> 01:20:37,400
Second house.

1379
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:38,740
Hey, your man's down there.

1380
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,740
There's a plane down there.

1381
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:41,520
There's a plane down there.

1382
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:46,680
I had to fly away from her.

1383
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:02,760
Check that out. Illuminati.

1384
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,480
Remarkable.

1385
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:11,980
Now.

1386
01:21:20,340 --> 01:21:20,860
Now.

1387
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:22,280
A landing.

1388
01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:26,900
These can be tough at the best times.

1389
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,860
Save that.

1390
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:34,140
I'll be a nice bit of stout port.

1391
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,140
Once we land this kite.

1392
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:46,440
Always drink responsibly. Never ever fly and drink. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

1393
01:21:46,440 --> 01:22:16,080
Fuck. Oh. Kite lander 3D for the Mega Drive. Let's go land kites, lads.

1394
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:31,560
Because that's all we can do. Land in kites. Oh. We landed there. We'll go for the maze. We'll go for the maze.

1395
01:22:37,660 --> 01:22:45,920
Please don't clip the wing. Please don't clip. Nice. Nice. Slug Waffe. Slug Waffe out in full force. Perfect.

1396
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:53,820
Perfect. Engines off, lads. Engines off.

1397
01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:14,200
Great stuff. We've got it. You thought you'd seen that landing. You thought you'd seen better landings than that.

1398
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,200
You ain't seen nothing yet.

1399
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:23,980
You ain't seen nothing yet. We're going to the caves. Stay tuned.

1400
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:55,320
I met a dead woman. She took my heart away. She said I've had it coming to me. But I wanted it that way. I think that any lovers could love it. So I took what I could need.

1401
01:23:55,320 --> 01:24:19,100
I thought I could need a dead woman. She looked at me with big red eyes. And said you ain't seen nothing yet. B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet. Here's something that you're never gonna forget. B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet. Nothing yet, you ain't been around. That's right.

1402
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:33,100
That's different in the field.

1403
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,780
That's Rayton.

1404
01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:04,780
You ain't seen nothing yet.

1405
01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:08,780
B-b-baby, you ain't seen nothing yet.

1406
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:12,780
We're going to the cave.

1407
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:16,780
B-b-baby, we're going to the cave.

1408
01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:18,780
Mitchell Sound Cave, guys.

1409
01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:22,780
Mitchell Sound Cave.

1410
01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:32,780
Michael O'Leary Official, thank you very much.

1411
01:25:33,780 --> 01:25:34,780
Gaby Lyons.

1412
01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:37,780
Thank you very much.

1413
01:25:39,780 --> 01:25:40,780
And, uh, Schlug Waffe.

1414
01:25:41,780 --> 01:25:43,780
And Jazzy Wiz, thank you very much.

1415
01:25:44,780 --> 01:26:07,440
I'm a Mitchell Tony.

1416
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:08,780
You ain't seen nothing yet.

1417
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,280
Mitchell Tony.

1418
01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:21,280
He started hosting tours and events site.

1419
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:24,280
Wow, he started the landmark.

1420
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:36,280
Look what we've got going on, lads.

1421
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,280
Brilliant experience.

1422
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:41,280
The social distancing system was amazing.

1423
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,280
Masks, mandatory.

1424
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:45,280
Lots of hand sanitizer.

1425
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:48,280
Tour guide, brilliant.

1426
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:55,280
Nice educational day for the kids.

1427
01:26:55,280 --> 01:27:00,280
Lovely stuff.

1428
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,280
And look at that review there from Louisa Tacelli.

1429
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,280
A wonderful experience.

1430
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:07,280
Tour very interesting.

1431
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:10,280
Tour guide Ann was lovely.

1432
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:12,280
Very informative, engaging.

1433
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:13,280
Want to go to the kids for ages.

1434
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:14,280
Didn't disappoint.

1435
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:15,280
Lovely experience.

1436
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,280
Five out of five stars.

1437
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,280
Jimmy Schlein.

1438
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:20,280
Thank you very much.

1439
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,280
And Schlug Waffe.

1440
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:22,280
Jazzy Wiz.

1441
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,280
Thank you very much.

1442
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:28,280
He says, Tommy, you're the Ronnie O'Sullivan of flaps.

1443
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:29,280
Fair play to you.

1444
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:30,280
Fair play to you.

1445
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:33,280
And look, I don't like to blow my own trumpet like, you know.

1446
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:35,280
But thanks very much man.

1447
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:36,280
It was tough going.

1448
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,280
Tough fucking going like.

1449
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:38,280
You know, we found the kids.

1450
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:39,280
I know.

1451
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:43,280
It was a fair bit of time that we were flying around those galdies.

1452
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:45,280
I was thinking of ham.

1453
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,280
I had ham on the mind.

1454
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,280
Open in the ham.

1455
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,280
Fucking crumbed.

1456
01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:51,280
Honey roached.

1457
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:54,280
You know.

1458
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,280
All the different types.

1459
01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:59,280
Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.

1460
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,280
But we made it.

1461
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:02,280
I went ham.

1462
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,280
Hard as a motherfucker.

1463
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,280
Straight down south of the galdies.

1464
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,280
Cross the road.

1465
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:10,280
Look out for the soccer pitch.

1466
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,280
Turn left at the house.

1467
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,280
Three doors down.

1468
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:14,280
Three houses down from the soccer pitch.

1469
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:15,280
Left.

1470
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:16,280
You'll see a maze in the garden.

1471
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:18,280
I look down from the maze.

1472
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:20,280
There's a fucking plane there.

1473
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,280
Schlug Waffe.

1474
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:23,280
They're all there.

1475
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:24,280
They're all outside.

1476
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:25,280
Wait for us.

1477
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,280
You have lines.

1478
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,280
Thank you very much.

1479
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:32,280
Air Steward Chef A.

1480
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:34,280
Thank you.

1481
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,280
Cave or Busch.

1482
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:37,280
Busch.

1483
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:38,280
And Fred.

1484
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,280
Thank you very much.

1485
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:39,280
And.

1486
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:40,280
Up Tip.

1487
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:41,280
Thank you very much.

1488
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:45,280
Some of these photographs are absolutely astounding.

1489
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:47,280
Let's have a look at them.

1490
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:54,280
We reset that fucking picture on the screen there because it's too big.

1491
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:54,280
Wow.

1492
01:28:54,280 --> 01:29:00,280
We got a bit of cave music on now.

1493
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:03,280
Someone was.

1494
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:06,280
Was somebody saying that they had a few suggestions for cave tunes.

1495
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:20,280
at the back of someone's gaff they have stalagmites that look like creamy pints.

1496
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,280
Very nice.

1497
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:22,280
Very nice.

1498
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:37,280
Cave Cobain

1499
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:40,100
Donkey Kong underwater level music

1500
01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:42,120
just going to go with it because it's Ken's videos

1501
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:46,320
he's offered up nothing but solid info

1502
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:50,360
since the day he entered the chat group

1503
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:54,160
Donkey Kong underwater level

1504
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,020
now if it's not the right stuff

1505
01:29:57,020 --> 01:30:01,560
don't be offended if it goes straight off

1506
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:05,520
underwater

1507
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:13,000
it sounds like it could be fucking

1508
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,840
is it this?

1509
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:17,960
ambience, is it this?

1510
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:26,240
it's remixed, remix stuff, the dubstep version

1511
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:32,240
maybe this one is...

1512
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:42,040
it's cavey, it's very cavey

1513
01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:45,320
reminds me of underwater farts

1514
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:51,480
on a heady, heady, heady Guinness buzz

1515
01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:56,440
of a Tuesday or a wet August Wednesday afternoon

1516
01:30:56,440 --> 01:31:03,700
let's go for the cave deep dive guys, the cave deep dive

1517
01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:09,280
cave deep dive

1518
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:30,960
Cave, deep dive. We headed down south of the Galilee mountain range. We found ourselves

1519
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:59,360
a lovely lovely lovely lovely deep cave. It was wet and damp, but it was nice. I felt like a tramp when I landed there in my 721. Only messing it's a 172 Cessna plane.

1520
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:25,360
When we landed in the cave, there was a man on stage who knew there would be a stage in a cave. Seemed a bit coincidental. I was feeling mental. An open mic in a cave. As casual as you like.

1521
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:53,360
He must have been good. Cause how do you get a gig arranged in a cave? Unless you know a few people who can pull a few strings. Pulling a few strings to get a gig in a cave. Or maybe they pulled a few stalagmites. And kept their secrets tight.

1522
01:32:53,360 --> 01:33:21,360
Look at that stone. Looks like a fucking hippopotamus or something. Or an alien life form. Look at that face. Look at that bit there on the rock. It looks like a face. A couple of eyes and a nose and a mouth. Looks like a face. A couple of eyes and a nose and a mouth.

1523
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:37,280
Looks a little bit like Roskamp in stone format.

1524
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:41,480
Outside the cave there's a lovely garden and a staircase.

1525
01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:44,860
Couple of boxes of plants.

1526
01:33:44,860 --> 01:33:52,460
Check out the fields that surround the cave.

1527
01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:56,600
Lovely stuff there, the Donkey Kong.

1528
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:59,320
The Donkey Kong Aquatic Ambience track.

1529
01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:02,620
And we'll go again.

1530
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:08,420
Nick Cave by Nick Cave who did the music for Nintendo.

1531
01:34:08,420 --> 01:34:12,760
Nick Cave's Owl One by Donkey Kong.

1532
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:15,760
The name of the track.

1533
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:29,720
This is dedicated to Frank the Trucker and all the tip heads who was down from day one.

1534
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:40,160
It's a dreamy, dreamy, dreamy scenario when you're stuck in tip.

1535
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:46,160
I wasn't ready for this.

1536
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:48,160
Hit me with the drop.

1537
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:53,160
Hit me with that drop.

1538
01:34:53,160 --> 01:35:00,160
Hit me with the drop.

1539
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:15,160
This goes out to all my Mitchellstown cavers who was down from day one.

1540
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:22,160
"You ready to get busy?"

1541
01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:25,160
"Come on Neds, you're my hype man.

1542
01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:26,160
Get out the cave."

1543
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:28,160
"For fuck there's work to be done."

1544
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:32,160
"Hot j- hot j- thanks very much."

1545
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:47,160
"We're about to break it down Neds."

1546
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:51,160
"There's a lot of Mitchellstown cavers out there flaking and perpetrating."

1547
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:54,160
"But they're too scared to keep reality."

1548
01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:58,160
"I'm gonna have to break it down for them."

1549
01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,160
"The caveman cometh."

1550
01:35:59,160 --> 01:35:59,160
"Thank you very much."

1551
01:35:59,160 --> 01:35:59,160
"Where's the drop?"

1552
01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:04,160
"Where's the fecund bur- I thought there was gonna be a drop."

1553
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:06,280
Thank you very much.

1554
01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:17,320
Where's the drop? Where's the feckin' burn? I thought there was gonna be a drop.

1555
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:28,080
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.

1556
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:30,080
There we go.

1557
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:53,200
That's weird. That's weird.

1558
01:36:53,200 --> 01:37:01,200
Where's the fuckin' wrap?

1559
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:07,200
There we go. There we go.

1560
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:14,200
I thought I seen a lady shape in the cave.

1561
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:21,200
Look at her face. It looks like she's wearing a gown or a cowl.

1562
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:27,200
A lady shape in the cave it was.

1563
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:33,200
A pure cave wave.

1564
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,200
Pure cave wave.

1565
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:44,200
Pure cave wave.

1566
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,200
Look at the stare of that.

1567
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:53,200
Looks like a little bit of jelly but it's really rock.

1568
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,200
Limestone or something like that.

1569
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:05,200
Looks like a bit of pudding that's really gone off.

1570
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,200
Looks like an alien brain.

1571
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:20,200
I don't know. I'm sorry.

1572
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:21,200
That tune...

1573
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:23,200
I had it the first time.

1574
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:26,200
I... really...

1575
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,200
struggled coming to terms with it the second time.

1576
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:30,200
I don't know why. It's funny how that goes because...

1577
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:35,200
a lot of the time now you have it, you have it down, you have it, you have it learned.

1578
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:38,200
And I thought I did but I didn't.

1579
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:40,200
Aquatic ambience.

1580
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:41,200
This is a dubstep.

1581
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:42,200
Maybe the dubstep could give us something here.

1582
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:50,200
That's it.

1583
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,200
Maybe that was the original fuckin' one we had.

1584
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:54,200
Okay, where am I? There we are.

1585
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:54,200
Shmire my face there.

1586
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:58,200
A myriad of broken dreams.

1587
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:04,200
Crushed nightmares.

1588
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,200
And snorted up custard creams.

1589
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:22,200
A caving tipperary south of the Galti range.

1590
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:26,200
Lovely stones.

1591
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:34,280
The Galti Range.

1592
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:36,820
Lovely stones.

1593
01:39:36,820 --> 01:39:41,440
Quintessential rock formations.

1594
01:39:41,440 --> 01:39:48,600
Insane little houses and threes and complications.

1595
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:55,100
Once you get out the cave, you're faced with Mitchellstown Cave House.

1596
01:39:55,100 --> 01:40:06,220
Not a mouse, a round, or a grouse around the grounds.

1597
01:40:06,220 --> 01:40:09,700
Strange wheel of fortune.

1598
01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:15,360
What fortunes do you bring?

1599
01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:18,660
Stalagmite, stalactites.

1600
01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:21,760
Having a crack all night.

1601
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:28,200
Dripping from the ceiling, it'll be alright.

1602
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:32,880
Lovely lovely limescale, limestone on the rock.

1603
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:38,320
Calcium deposits, yeah.

1604
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:41,320
Fierce nice cave.

1605
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:46,000
Lovely lights and ambient waves.

1606
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:54,440
Beautiful cave opening up.

1607
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,120
Snowy cave.

1608
01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:00,440
Look at the luck that the sign gave you.

1609
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:07,120
Lovely staircase out the cave.

1610
01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:11,120
Lovely little cinema screen.

1611
01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:17,560
I wonder what films they show there.

1612
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:22,240
Is it open to the public or is it a special cave exclusive?

1613
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:24,240
We wouldn't know.

1614
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:28,560
Unless you go down to the cave.

1615
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:33,000
Everybody's welcome.

1616
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:35,000
Come and enjoy the cave.

1617
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:39,680
If you go down there, you might find a rave.

1618
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:54,120
If I can put myself on the screen there.

1619
01:41:54,120 --> 01:42:06,560
All these people have come to enjoy the sight of a man on pints.

1620
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:09,000
Listen to me, everybody.

1621
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:13,000
Oh, get the music back there for a moment.

1622
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:15,000
Come on.

1623
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:21,000
How you getting everybody in the cave?

1624
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:22,000
I'm Tommy.

1625
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,000
What's the story?

1626
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:24,000
Have you enjoyed your trip?

1627
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,000
Did you arrive in a lorry?

1628
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,000
I hope not.

1629
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:29,440
I hope that you got here by bus or private car or even aeroplane in the sky if you have a little bit of weight.

1630
01:42:29,440 --> 01:42:39,440
your trip did you arrive in a lorry I hope not I hope that you got here by bus or private car

1631
01:42:41,440 --> 01:42:51,440
or even aeroplane in the sky if you have a little bit of weight don't fear the unexpected

1632
01:42:53,440 --> 01:43:08,440
when you walk around this cave you might see a shaleg might or shaleg tide don't worry cause it'll be alright as sure as day follows night

1633
01:43:15,440 --> 01:43:23,440
fucking lovely pine you get nice you get nice shouts in the bottle you get as good as good a fucking shout in the bottle as you do off the can

1634
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:26,440
not a bad old jabbatown

1635
01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:31,440
are you enjoying the cave?

1636
01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:34,440
did you see the shaleg boys?

1637
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:36,440
tell ya

1638
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:40,440
shaleg- some of those shalegmites are fucking shalegmite-y

1639
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:46,440
i took a picture of one there and i took a photograph of one of the shaleg lads

1640
01:43:47,440 --> 01:43:53,440
and he said that i shouldn't be using a flash camera because the flash disrupts the uh

1641
01:43:54,440 --> 01:43:57,440
the the the shalegmites are not used to light you see

1642
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:02,440
it is like you're being in a in a gallery

1643
01:44:03,440 --> 01:44:09,440
michelangelo's mona lisa said that there's none of that you can't you can't be allowed doing that if you're in Paris

1644
01:44:10,440 --> 01:44:12,440
taking pictures of that kind of shalegmite you know

1645
01:44:15,440 --> 01:44:18,440
hope you're doing well anyway and enjoying the sights

1646
01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:22,440
don't drink and drive

1647
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:27,440
or smoke and fly

1648
01:44:28,440 --> 01:44:30,440
cause you might die

1649
01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:34,440
always read the label

1650
01:44:35,440 --> 01:44:39,440
they contain nuts

1651
01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:41,440
they contain nuts

1652
01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:46,440
or other allergens we don't know

1653
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:51,440
we just press the button that said go

1654
01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:57,440
thanks very much everyone i hope you've enjoyed the tour of the caves i've been thomas

1655
01:44:58,440 --> 01:44:59,440
um

1656
01:45:01,440 --> 01:45:02,440
not that music off again

1657
01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:04,440
the following

1658
01:45:05,440 --> 01:45:07,440
the following uh film is

1659
01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:10,440
rated 15 and over so if there's any

1660
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:12,440
youngsters there they have to

1661
01:45:13,440 --> 01:45:13,440
get out

1662
01:45:14,440 --> 01:45:16,440
the parents can take them away as well

1663
01:45:17,440 --> 01:45:19,440
casual swearing and there's uh

1664
01:45:20,440 --> 01:45:21,440
scenes of minor peril as well

1665
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:23,440
it's a cave film

1666
01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:25,440
it's a cave film

1667
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,440
it's about some people who go into a cave and they

1668
01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:29,440
they fucking get trapped like you know

1669
01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:31,440
not to

1670
01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:33,440
not to scare you now or anything like that

1671
01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:35,440
*crack*

1672
01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:38,440
don't wanna be scaring anybody of a nervous disposition

1673
01:45:39,440 --> 01:45:40,440
and they'll come down to the cave

1674
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:42,440
you only want a day out in the caves

1675
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:43,440
*crack*

1676
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:45,440
but um

1677
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:47,440
it's a great film

1678
01:45:48,440 --> 01:45:49,440
great film yeah

1679
01:45:50,440 --> 01:45:51,440
*crick*

1680
01:45:51,440 --> 01:45:52,440
*crick*

1681
01:45:53,440 --> 01:45:54,440
*crick*

1682
01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:56,440
*crick*

1683
01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:57,440
*crick*

1684
01:45:57,440 --> 01:45:58,440
*crick*

1685
01:45:58,440 --> 01:45:59,440
*crick*

1686
01:46:00,440 --> 01:46:01,440
*crick*

1687
01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:02,440
*crick*

1688
01:46:02,440 --> 01:46:03,440
*crick*

1689
01:46:04,440 --> 01:46:05,440
*crick*

1690
01:46:05,440 --> 01:46:05,440
great film

1691
01:46:06,440 --> 01:46:07,440
great film

1692
01:46:07,440 --> 01:46:08,440
we tried to get that um

1693
01:46:09,440 --> 01:46:11,440
that new one that's out in the film

1694
01:46:12,440 --> 01:46:12,440
Tenet

1695
01:46:13,440 --> 01:46:16,440
we wanted to show that there but they wouldn't let us fucking show it but

1696
01:46:16,440 --> 01:46:19,440
my nephew said he downloaded one off pirate bay

1697
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:20,440
uh

1698
01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:22,440
tenet

1699
01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:25,440
he said he got a great cam copy off pirate bay

1700
01:46:26,440 --> 01:46:27,440
720 project

1701
01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:30,440
720p or something projectiles

1702
01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:32,440
so we might

1703
01:46:33,440 --> 01:46:35,440
if you don't we might put that on afterwards

1704
01:46:36,440 --> 01:46:39,440
we might put that on if you want to stay down here anyways you know

1705
01:46:40,440 --> 01:46:43,440
a couple of the lads have got a couple of uh

1706
01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:45,440
barrels

1707
01:46:45,440 --> 01:46:46,440
couple of kegs as well like you know

1708
01:46:47,440 --> 01:46:48,440
we've rigged that up to it

1709
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:49,440
one of those kegs

1710
01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:50,440
he's got a keg fridge on

1711
01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:54,440
not going like for the Dale Cynic

1712
01:46:55,440 --> 01:46:57,440
it's well to be down here than you are on the out

1713
01:46:58,440 --> 01:46:59,440
on terraforma

1714
01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:01,440
*crick*

1715
01:47:03,440 --> 01:47:04,440
720p

1716
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:05,440
*crickets*

1717
01:47:10,440 --> 01:47:11,440
oh fuck

1718
01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:17,440
it was a fucking bad day for the planes

1719
01:47:22,440 --> 01:47:24,440
it was a fucking bad day we were stuck out in Caerle for

1720
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:26,440
we were stuck out

1721
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:28,440
we were stuck out in Caerle there for 20 minutes

1722
01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:31,440
trying to get the fucking plane off the ground outside the castle

1723
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:32,440
*crickets*

1724
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:35,440
*crickets*

1725
01:47:38,440 --> 01:47:40,440
that was rated PG

1726
01:47:41,440 --> 01:47:43,440
there was some swear words being used then

1727
01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:44,440
trying to get off the ground like I tell ya

1728
01:47:45,440 --> 01:47:46,440
*crickets*

1729
01:47:50,440 --> 01:47:51,440
oh fuck

1730
01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:59,840
Thank you very much for that. Are you out there?

1731
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:02,960
Are you sitting down there in the cave?

1732
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:05,600
I hope you're getting on with it.

1733
01:48:07,300 --> 01:48:08,880
You're lucky you're just...

1734
01:48:08,880 --> 01:48:11,540
These are surely adverts anyway.

1735
01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:14,140
Herbert Kotowski, thank you very much.

1736
01:48:20,020 --> 01:48:20,500
Great.

1737
01:48:21,800 --> 01:48:23,340
Let's get going.

1738
01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:27,100
Enjoy the movie.

1739
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:31,200
Enjoy the big, big movie. We'll see you later.

1740
01:48:32,780 --> 01:48:34,180
Tourism Island, thank you very much.

1741
01:48:36,980 --> 01:48:38,040
We'll see you in a bit.

1742
01:48:40,380 --> 01:48:40,720
Get it?

1743
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:41,960
Get it?

1744
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:42,980
Get it.

1745
01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:45,040
you

1746
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:47,100
you

1747
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:49,160
you

1748
01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:51,220
you

1749
01:48:51,220 --> 01:48:53,280
you

1750
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:55,340
you

1751
01:48:55,340 --> 01:48:57,400
you

1752
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:59,460
you

1753
01:48:59,460 --> 01:49:01,520
you

1754
01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:03,580
you

1755
01:49:03,580 --> 01:49:05,640
you

1756
01:49:05,640 --> 01:49:07,700
you

1757
01:49:07,700 --> 01:49:09,760
you

1758
01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:11,820
you

1759
01:49:11,820 --> 01:49:13,880
you

1760
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:15,940
you

1761
01:49:15,940 --> 01:49:18,000
you

1762
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,060
you

1763
01:49:20,060 --> 01:49:22,120
you

1764
01:49:22,120 --> 01:49:52,100
you

1765
01:49:52,100 --> 01:49:54,740
are you

1766
01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:55,120
ready

1767
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:55,900
for the

1768
01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:57,120
are you

1769
01:49:57,120 --> 01:49:57,440
ready

1770
01:49:57,440 --> 01:49:57,880
for the

1771
01:49:57,880 --> 01:49:58,680
cave cinema

1772
01:49:58,680 --> 01:49:59,760
experience

1773
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:03,580
if not

1774
01:50:03,580 --> 01:50:05,000
I advise

1775
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:05,520
you to leave

1776
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:05,980
the cinema

1777
01:50:05,980 --> 01:50:06,860
screen now

1778
01:50:06,860 --> 01:50:07,900
cause you're

1779
01:50:07,900 --> 01:50:08,420
about to

1780
01:50:08,420 --> 01:50:09,320
get blown

1781
01:50:09,320 --> 01:50:09,880
away

1782
01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:27,060
welcome to

1783
01:50:27,060 --> 01:50:27,700
tonight's

1784
01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:28,480
cave movie

1785
01:50:28,480 --> 01:50:29,640
the big

1786
01:50:29,640 --> 01:50:30,500
big cave

1787
01:50:30,500 --> 01:50:30,920
movie

1788
01:50:30,920 --> 01:50:31,680
brought to

1789
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,060
you by

1790
01:50:32,060 --> 01:50:32,640
Higgins

1791
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:33,280
Caves

1792
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:36,540
remember

1793
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:37,140
if you're

1794
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:37,680
of a nervous

1795
01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:38,340
disposition

1796
01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,540
leave

1797
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:40,120
the cave

1798
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:40,560
now

1799
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:41,440
no one

1800
01:50:41,440 --> 01:50:41,820
will think

1801
01:50:41,820 --> 01:50:42,280
any less

1802
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:42,520
of you

1803
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:42,780
if you

1804
01:50:42,780 --> 01:50:43,000
leave

1805
01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:43,160
the

1806
01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:43,420
cave

1807
01:50:43,420 --> 01:50:43,760
now

1808
01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:44,620
okay

1809
01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:47,160
some of

1810
01:50:47,160 --> 01:50:47,260
the

1811
01:50:47,260 --> 01:50:47,520
stuff

1812
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:48,000
I'm about

1813
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:48,360
to put

1814
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:48,700
on the

1815
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:48,980
screen

1816
01:50:48,980 --> 01:50:49,280
now

1817
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,600
is gonna

1818
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:50,400
absolutely

1819
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:51,080
cave

1820
01:50:51,080 --> 01:50:51,340
your

1821
01:50:51,340 --> 01:50:51,960
mind

1822
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:52,300
in

1823
01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:54,660
watch

1824
01:50:54,660 --> 01:50:55,120
out

1825
01:50:55,120 --> 01:50:56,740
if you

1826
01:50:56,740 --> 01:50:57,080
don't

1827
01:50:57,080 --> 01:50:57,340
like

1828
01:50:57,340 --> 01:50:57,720
weird

1829
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:58,060
shit

1830
01:50:58,060 --> 01:50:58,860
it's

1831
01:50:58,860 --> 01:50:59,080
time

1832
01:50:59,080 --> 01:50:59,280
to

1833
01:50:59,280 --> 01:50:59,660
leave

1834
01:50:59,660 --> 01:51:02,700
I'm

1835
01:51:02,700 --> 01:51:02,860
not

1836
01:51:02,860 --> 01:51:03,060
trying

1837
01:51:03,060 --> 01:51:03,300
to get

1838
01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:03,460
the

1839
01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:03,700
hopes

1840
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:03,860
up

1841
01:51:03,860 --> 01:51:04,180
now

1842
01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,180
but

1843
01:51:05,180 --> 01:51:05,380
I'm

1844
01:51:05,380 --> 01:51:05,640
after

1845
01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:06,220
downloading

1846
01:51:06,220 --> 01:51:06,900
a cam

1847
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:07,240
rip

1848
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:08,100
of

1849
01:51:08,100 --> 01:51:09,240
Christopher

1850
01:51:09,240 --> 01:51:10,060
Nolan's

1851
01:51:10,060 --> 01:51:10,360
tenant

1852
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:12,220
and it's

1853
01:51:12,220 --> 01:51:12,680
going on

1854
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:13,240
that screen

1855
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:13,980
there lads

1856
01:51:13,980 --> 01:51:19,880
before we get

1857
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:20,620
going lads

1858
01:51:20,620 --> 01:51:21,720
remember

1859
01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:23,460
it's just

1860
01:51:23,460 --> 01:51:24,120
a cave

1861
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:26,080
don't get

1862
01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:26,720
scared about

1863
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:27,500
the caves

1864
01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:29,300
okay

1865
01:51:29,300 --> 01:51:30,640
okay

1866
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:31,440
is that

1867
01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:31,740
okay

1868
01:51:31,740 --> 01:51:32,080
with

1869
01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:32,440
everyone

1870
01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:35,460
good

1871
01:51:35,460 --> 01:51:37,280
it's the

1872
01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:37,880
in flight

1873
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:38,420
movie

1874
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,740
Tommy

1875
01:51:39,740 --> 01:51:40,140
Schlug

1876
01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:40,540
might have

1877
01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:40,820
landed

1878
01:51:40,820 --> 01:51:41,200
here

1879
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:43,000
but it's

1880
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:43,860
Francis Higgins

1881
01:51:43,860 --> 01:51:44,300
Caves

1882
01:51:44,300 --> 01:51:45,060
Incorporated

1883
01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:45,680
that's gonna

1884
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:46,320
take you

1885
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:46,780
into the

1886
01:51:46,780 --> 01:51:47,140
next

1887
01:51:47,140 --> 01:51:47,640
realm

1888
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:48,140
zone

1889
01:51:48,140 --> 01:51:50,760
if anyone

1890
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:51,220
wants to

1891
01:51:51,220 --> 01:51:51,480
go and

1892
01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:51,820
have a

1893
01:51:51,820 --> 01:51:52,240
cheeky

1894
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:52,460
little

1895
01:51:52,460 --> 01:51:52,860
bifter

1896
01:51:52,860 --> 01:51:53,260
now

1897
01:51:53,260 --> 01:51:53,840
before the

1898
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:54,160
main

1899
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:54,540
event

1900
01:51:54,540 --> 01:51:55,100
starts

1901
01:51:55,100 --> 01:51:56,560
I

1902
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:56,860
suggest

1903
01:51:56,860 --> 01:51:57,440
you go

1904
01:51:57,440 --> 01:51:57,780
and do

1905
01:51:57,780 --> 01:51:57,940
it

1906
01:51:57,940 --> 01:51:58,200
now

1907
01:51:58,200 --> 01:51:58,720
outside

1908
01:51:58,720 --> 01:52:01,180
I

1909
01:52:01,180 --> 01:52:01,500
asked

1910
01:52:01,500 --> 01:52:01,680
the

1911
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:01,920
owner

1912
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:02,200
of the

1913
01:52:02,200 --> 01:52:02,560
caves

1914
01:52:02,560 --> 01:52:02,860
if you

1915
01:52:02,860 --> 01:52:03,020
could

1916
01:52:03,020 --> 01:52:03,580
light up

1917
01:52:03,580 --> 01:52:04,060
inside

1918
01:52:04,060 --> 01:52:04,520
but they

1919
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:04,760
said

1920
01:52:04,760 --> 01:52:05,120
no

1921
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:11,580
you have

1922
01:52:11,580 --> 01:52:11,840
enough

1923
01:52:11,840 --> 01:52:12,400
time for

1924
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:12,940
a pinner

1925
01:52:12,940 --> 01:52:14,760
or a

1926
01:52:14,760 --> 01:52:15,020
fucking

1927
01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:15,560
one and a

1928
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:15,900
half

1929
01:52:15,900 --> 01:52:16,240
skin

1930
01:52:16,240 --> 01:52:18,240
don't bother

1931
01:52:18,240 --> 01:52:18,860
rolling a

1932
01:52:18,860 --> 01:52:19,480
three skin

1933
01:52:19,480 --> 01:52:21,660
you won't

1934
01:52:21,660 --> 01:52:22,060
get it

1935
01:52:22,060 --> 01:52:22,580
smoked

1936
01:52:22,580 --> 01:52:24,640
you

1937
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:24,640
you

1938
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:25,640
you

1939
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:26,640
you

1940
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:34,400
*coughs*

1941
01:52:34,400 --> 01:53:04,380
*coughs*

1942
01:53:04,380 --> 01:53:06,380
What's the crack?

1943
01:53:06,380 --> 01:53:10,380
Welcome to the fucking caves anyway.

1944
01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:15,380
You didn't know there was a screen down here. You didn't know nothing until you got here.

1945
01:53:15,380 --> 01:53:18,380
Welcome to Higgins Cinemas.

1946
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:20,380
Behind the fucking scenes!

1947
01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:23,380
You thought I'd been quiet enough not doing any streams.

1948
01:53:23,380 --> 01:53:30,380
Yeah, well while the uncle's been up there in the sky, I've been organizing fucking cave screenings for lads.

1949
01:53:30,380 --> 01:53:34,380
It's the new way to do things, guys.

1950
01:53:34,380 --> 01:53:43,380
Personally, I'd be wanting to be able to smoke up big style here while we're down here, but the owner of this particular cave now has said no to that.

1951
01:53:45,380 --> 01:53:49,380
If anyone wants to head out now for a pinner or a three skin.

1952
01:53:49,380 --> 01:53:54,380
I dare say you should have left a minute or two ago.

1953
01:53:54,380 --> 01:53:56,380
Horse it into you.

1954
01:53:56,380 --> 01:53:58,380
Horse it into you.

1955
01:53:58,380 --> 01:54:00,380
Bring a friend.

1956
01:54:00,380 --> 01:54:04,380
One man won't be able to tackle that three skin alone.

1957
01:54:04,380 --> 01:54:13,380
Cause some of the stuff we're going watching on this screen here is gonna blow your mind into a cave hole.

1958
01:54:15,380 --> 01:54:22,380
I've been told the guards can't legally enter the fucking cave by Mark.

1959
01:54:22,380 --> 01:54:24,380
I have a friend called Mark.

1960
01:54:24,380 --> 01:54:30,380
He told me there the guards are not legally obliged to enter the cave, man.

1961
01:54:30,380 --> 01:54:35,380
So whatever we get up to in this cave is our own business.

1962
01:54:35,380 --> 01:54:39,380
Next things next.

1963
01:54:39,380 --> 01:54:43,380
Don't be fucking filming any of the stuff that's going on on the screen.

1964
01:54:43,380 --> 01:54:48,380
I'm after downloading a pirate bay rip of Christopher Nolan's Tenet.

1965
01:54:49,380 --> 01:54:51,380
720 projectiles, man.

1966
01:54:52,380 --> 01:54:54,380
It's gonna fucking rule.

1967
01:54:54,380 --> 01:54:58,380
And you're not paying anything for it other than the admission fee to the cave.

1968
01:55:01,380 --> 01:55:06,380
Before that, we're gonna watch live leak videos.

1969
01:55:07,380 --> 01:55:10,380
So if anyone's been out for the bifters and the pinners.

1970
01:55:11,380 --> 01:55:14,380
Be awful fucking weary of your emotions.

1971
01:55:15,380 --> 01:55:18,380
We've got a few fucking videos from the states.

1972
01:55:19,380 --> 01:55:21,380
Stuff's been going bad over there, man.

1973
01:55:22,380 --> 01:55:24,380
Protests and guns and shit.

1974
01:55:25,380 --> 01:55:27,380
Lot of views on live leak though.

1975
01:55:29,380 --> 01:55:31,380
Once that's done then.

1976
01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:35,380
We might put on a fucking chill house mix on Spotify.

1977
01:55:36,380 --> 01:55:38,380
Just to get us into the groove for Nolan.

1978
01:55:38,380 --> 01:55:54,380
Kevin McKevin face. Thanks very much.

1979
01:55:55,380 --> 01:56:03,380
Give us a sec there and I'll get something up on the screen for you.

1980
01:56:03,380 --> 01:56:04,380
Glad.

1981
01:56:05,380 --> 01:56:06,380
We'll see you next time.

1982
01:56:06,380 --> 01:56:06,380
We'll see you next time.

1983
01:56:06,380 --> 01:56:07,380
We'll see you next time.

1984
01:56:07,380 --> 01:56:07,380
We'll see you next time.

1985
01:56:07,380 --> 01:56:08,380
We'll see you next time.

1986
01:56:08,380 --> 01:56:09,380
We'll see you next time.

1987
01:56:09,380 --> 01:56:10,380
We'll see you next time.

1988
01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:11,380
We'll see you next time.

1989
01:56:11,380 --> 01:56:11,380
We'll see you next time.

1990
01:56:11,380 --> 01:56:12,380
We'll see you next time.

1991
01:56:13,380 --> 01:56:14,380
We'll see you next time.

1992
01:56:15,380 --> 01:56:16,380
We'll see you next time.

1993
01:56:17,380 --> 01:56:18,380
We'll see you next time.

1994
01:56:19,380 --> 01:56:20,380
We'll see you next time.

1995
01:56:21,380 --> 01:56:22,380
We'll see you next time.

1996
01:56:23,380 --> 01:56:24,380
We'll see you next time.

1997
01:56:25,380 --> 01:56:26,380
We'll see you next time.

1998
01:56:27,380 --> 01:56:29,380
We'll see you next time.

1999
01:56:29,380 --> 01:56:59,360
Thank you.

2000
01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:29,340
Thank you.

2001
01:57:29,340 --> 01:57:59,320
Thank you.

2002
01:57:59,320 --> 01:58:29,300
Thank you.

2003
01:58:29,300 --> 01:58:31,300
Thank you.

2004
01:58:31,300 --> 01:58:33,300
Thank you.

2005
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:35,300
Thank you.

2006
01:58:35,300 --> 01:58:37,300
Thank you.

2007
01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:39,300
Thank you.

2008
01:58:39,300 --> 01:58:41,300
Thank you.

2009
01:58:41,300 --> 01:58:43,300
Thank you.

2010
01:58:43,300 --> 01:58:45,300
Thank you.

2011
01:58:45,300 --> 01:58:47,300
Thank you.

2012
01:58:47,300 --> 01:58:49,300
Thank you.

2013
01:58:49,300 --> 01:58:51,300
Thank you.

2014
01:58:51,300 --> 01:58:53,300
Thank you.

2015
01:58:53,300 --> 01:59:00,540
You and not just someone playing games because you are a traveler of the realms you want a chosen traveler

2016
01:59:00,540 --> 01:59:07,060
I'm not a traveler who will travel to the four corners of the earth in the greatest martial arts film ever made

2017
01:59:20,940 --> 01:59:26,900
He set out to save his woman and ended up saving the world from an alien infestation

2018
01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:40,500
This year get ready to be unprepared for a film unlikely film MC4 artists fighting space aliens fantasy sex big show you friends

2019
01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:47,860
Siggins presents presents Terry friends singing as black member justice master the movie

2020
01:59:48,580 --> 01:59:55,040
No one fucks with the black man really you you want to go with me dear coming to a cinema fairly soon hey

2021
01:59:57,500 --> 01:59:59,500
Jumped it master

2022
02:00:05,380 --> 02:00:07,380
Well there you have it

2023
02:00:17,520 --> 02:00:22,980
That was just merely an order with the movies we're fucking serving up tonight

2024
02:00:22,980 --> 02:00:23,980
We need forces

2025
02:00:23,980 --> 02:00:24,980
Shit

2026
02:00:24,980 --> 02:00:26,440
In a city ravaged by fear

2027
02:00:26,440 --> 02:00:26,940
I fear

2028
02:00:26,940 --> 02:00:27,900
Sorry about that

2029
02:00:27,900 --> 02:00:30,820
Still on there

2030
02:00:30,820 --> 02:00:31,900
I need to turn that off

2031
02:00:31,900 --> 02:00:38,360
Cave snake

2032
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:40,700
Thanks very much cave snake

2033
02:00:40,700 --> 02:00:43,580
And to Willie Harold fact check

2034
02:00:43,580 --> 02:00:48,780
Don't worry Tommy Schlug's coming back soon enough

2035
02:00:48,780 --> 02:00:52,240
But I've got you right here now in the fucking cave where I want you

2036
02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:58,700
Shite guides thanks very much for the tip

2037
02:00:58,700 --> 02:00:58,700
Next

2038
02:00:58,700 --> 02:01:02,700
Next

2039
02:01:02,700 --> 02:01:07,700
Next thing we're gonna see in this cave is gonna blow your mind

2040
02:01:07,700 --> 02:01:13,700
If you've had an old biff to roll get ready to toast it off

2041
02:01:13,700 --> 02:01:18,160
If you've had an old biff to roll get ready to toast it off

2042
02:01:19,160 --> 02:01:20,160
I know for a fact

2043
02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:20,160
I know for a fact

2044
02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:21,160
I know for a fact

2045
02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:24,160
The guards aren't gonna be able to come down to this cave

2046
02:01:24,160 --> 02:01:27,160
They're not allowed in hey they don't have the jurisdiction

2047
02:01:27,160 --> 02:01:31,740
So start toasting away now

2048
02:01:31,740 --> 02:01:33,820
And enjoy

2049
02:01:33,820 --> 02:01:38,120
The hors d'oeuvre feature

2050
02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:39,520
Of the night

2051
02:01:39,520 --> 02:02:00,220
All right

2052
02:02:00,220 --> 02:02:02,660
We have a couple of people want to say something

2053
02:02:02,660 --> 02:02:03,400
Yeah

2054
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:04,360
That's Jerry

2055
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:04,960
Jerry Hannan

2056
02:02:04,960 --> 02:02:09,040
Now you kind of are involved in an ongoing battle with Frank McCoy

2057
02:02:09,040 --> 02:02:10,920
It must be one sided I don't know anything about it

2058
02:02:10,920 --> 02:02:12,420
Yeah but I mean you wrote a book called

2059
02:02:12,420 --> 02:02:13,900
You know everything about it Frank

2060
02:02:13,900 --> 02:02:19,240
You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years

2061
02:02:19,240 --> 02:02:21,660
In every television station

2062
02:02:21,660 --> 02:02:23,280
In every newspaper

2063
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:27,160
You have told lies about Limerick

2064
02:02:27,160 --> 02:02:28,000
About your mother

2065
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:29,380
About Teresa Carmody

2066
02:02:29,380 --> 02:02:30,740
About Willie Harold

2067
02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:33,120
You have done nothing but lied

2068
02:02:33,120 --> 02:02:35,340
You are a liar

2069
02:02:35,340 --> 02:02:37,780
You are a self-confessed liar

2070
02:02:37,780 --> 02:02:41,100
Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death

2071
02:02:41,100 --> 02:02:43,280
When you wrote in your book

2072
02:02:43,280 --> 02:02:45,620
That you had sexual intercourse with her

2073
02:02:45,620 --> 02:02:48,300
You never mentioned anywhere in your book

2074
02:02:48,300 --> 02:02:51,320
That it was with her consent

2075
02:02:51,320 --> 02:02:53,800
Was it with her consent Frank?

2076
02:02:55,260 --> 02:02:55,860
Frank?

2077
02:02:56,160 --> 02:02:56,640
Was it with her consent?

2078
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:58,040
There was no Teresa Carmody

2079
02:02:58,040 --> 02:02:59,040
It's a made up name

2080
02:02:59,040 --> 02:03:00,820
It's not a made up name

2081
02:03:00,820 --> 02:03:02,040
You named her mother

2082
02:03:02,040 --> 02:03:04,080
You're going to tell more lies now are you?

2083
02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:05,080
There was no Teresa

2084
02:03:05,080 --> 02:03:06,040
Okay that's number one

2085
02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:06,960
Teresa Carmody

2086
02:03:06,960 --> 02:03:08,420
Just a minute we're not finished

2087
02:03:08,420 --> 02:03:08,940
Teresa Carmody

2088
02:03:08,940 --> 02:03:10,020
Teresa Carmody

2089
02:03:10,020 --> 02:03:11,580
Teresa Carmody

2090
02:03:11,580 --> 02:03:14,340
Teresa Carmody is a made up name

2091
02:03:14,340 --> 02:03:14,880
It is not a made up name

2092
02:03:14,880 --> 02:03:14,920
You're a liar

2093
02:03:14,920 --> 02:03:15,840
The young lady

2094
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:17,520
You will never know her name

2095
02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:17,840
You are a liar

2096
02:03:17,840 --> 02:03:19,280
You are a liar

2097
02:03:19,280 --> 02:03:21,380
Number two Frank McCourt

2098
02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:23,080
Why are you so obsessed with me?

2099
02:03:23,320 --> 02:03:24,260
Because Frank

2100
02:03:24,260 --> 02:03:26,120
Jesus Christ up in heaven

2101
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:27,160
How old are you by the way?

2102
02:03:27,260 --> 02:03:27,640
You have

2103
02:03:27,640 --> 02:03:28,260
How old are you?

2104
02:03:28,420 --> 02:03:29,200
It's irrelevant

2105
02:03:29,200 --> 02:03:31,020
You hammered your mother

2106
02:03:31,020 --> 02:03:33,540
You picked her as a lazy

2107
02:03:33,540 --> 02:03:35,420
What I did is so you could be virtuous

2108
02:03:35,420 --> 02:03:36,400
Good for nothing whore

2109
02:03:36,400 --> 02:03:38,420
That's what you depicted your mother as

2110
02:03:38,420 --> 02:03:40,000
You owe your mother an apology

2111
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:42,400
Teresa Carmody's parents

2112
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:44,940
Teresa Carmody's family at least

2113
02:03:44,940 --> 02:03:46,580
Are looking into this program tonight

2114
02:03:46,580 --> 02:03:47,520
You owe her an apology

2115
02:03:47,520 --> 02:03:48,460
And number two

2116
02:03:48,460 --> 02:03:49,540
Can I explain something to you?

2117
02:03:49,740 --> 02:03:52,080
I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points

2118
02:03:52,080 --> 02:03:52,840
And I want to make them

2119
02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:53,320
Make the third

2120
02:03:53,320 --> 02:03:54,940
You've censored me before Pat

2121
02:03:54,940 --> 02:03:56,200
You're not censoring me again

2122
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,820
When did I censor you by the way?

2123
02:03:57,820 --> 02:03:57,860
Number three

2124
02:03:57,860 --> 02:03:58,580
You censored me

2125
02:03:58,580 --> 02:03:59,400
You interviewed me

2126
02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:00,900
You gave me a 20 minute interview

2127
02:04:00,900 --> 02:04:02,280
And without explanation

2128
02:04:02,280 --> 02:04:04,020
You chopped it on your radio program

2129
02:04:04,020 --> 02:04:06,320
We often chop pieces for length

2130
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:06,660
Absolutely

2131
02:04:06,660 --> 02:04:07,380
Number three

2132
02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:09,560
Number three Frank

2133
02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:13,680
Why if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick

2134
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,580
This so called miserable childhood

2135
02:04:15,580 --> 02:04:19,460
That you've peddled your lies all over the world

2136
02:04:19,460 --> 02:04:19,900
Right?

2137
02:04:20,160 --> 02:04:21,400
Miserable lanes of Limerick

2138
02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:22,440
Miserable childhood

2139
02:04:22,440 --> 02:04:24,000
Miserable people of Limerick

2140
02:04:24,000 --> 02:04:25,440
Misery, misery, misery

2141
02:04:25,440 --> 02:04:26,660
The whole flipping way

2142
02:04:26,660 --> 02:04:28,320
If that's the case

2143
02:04:28,320 --> 02:04:34,200
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

2144
02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:39,880
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's by-scout movement?

2145
02:04:40,660 --> 02:04:41,660
You never discussed it

2146
02:04:41,660 --> 02:04:45,580
St. Joseph's by-scout was the elite by-scout movement

2147
02:04:45,580 --> 02:04:46,880
You've had enough time now

2148
02:04:46,880 --> 02:04:47,580
Hang on

2149
02:04:47,580 --> 02:04:48,900
Jerry, Jerry, can I just ask you?

2150
02:04:48,900 --> 02:04:50,280
You are a liar

2151
02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:50,980
Okay, you've made your point

2152
02:04:50,980 --> 02:04:51,700
You're a liar

2153
02:04:51,700 --> 02:04:53,120
Jerry, can I ask you one question?

2154
02:04:53,280 --> 02:04:55,800
And I think it's the reason Frank was asking you how old you were

2155
02:04:55,800 --> 02:04:59,080
Is that he's writing of a time from before you were born

2156
02:04:59,080 --> 02:05:00,780
Frank, you're a past

2157
02:05:00,780 --> 02:05:01,660
I mean, isn't that so?

2158
02:05:01,660 --> 02:05:02,240
You're a journalist

2159
02:05:02,240 --> 02:05:03,260
You've heard of research

2160
02:05:03,260 --> 02:05:07,920
I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCourt

2161
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,860
I interviewed Myra Gallagher

2162
02:05:09,860 --> 02:05:13,820
She describes Angela McCourt as the angel of the lanes

2163
02:05:13,820 --> 02:05:15,820
Angela McCourt?

2164
02:05:15,820 --> 02:05:24,000
Can I not suggest to you that the late Jim Kemme thought that Frank's book was an accurate description of the way things were in the Limerick of their mutual youth

2165
02:05:24,000 --> 02:05:27,380
Jim Kemme, with all due respect, was a very close friend of Frank McCourt

2166
02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:27,940
No, he wasn't

2167
02:05:27,940 --> 02:05:30,080
I didn't meet him just before he died

2168
02:05:30,080 --> 02:05:30,640
He was

2169
02:05:30,640 --> 02:05:32,180
I met him just before he died

2170
02:05:32,180 --> 02:05:33,880
I can't believe a word down your mouth

2171
02:05:33,880 --> 02:05:34,340
You're a liar

2172
02:05:34,340 --> 02:05:35,900
I met him just before he died

2173
02:05:35,900 --> 02:05:37,040
I can't believe a word down your mouth

2174
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:38,080
I didn't know Jim Kemme

2175
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:39,480
Jim Kemme

2176
02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:40,320
You're a liar

2177
02:05:40,320 --> 02:05:44,140
I'm not sure who the audience are applauding, by the way

2178
02:05:44,140 --> 02:05:48,180
But I must let Frank get back in from the charges to respond to the charges you've made

2179
02:05:48,180 --> 02:05:52,040
The name Theresa Carmody was one I made up

2180
02:05:52,040 --> 02:05:55,380
Because I was not going to name the actual person

2181
02:05:55,380 --> 02:05:56,880
You also make up the name of the girl in Bavaria

2182
02:05:56,880 --> 02:06:00,260
You seem to have a morbid fascination for necrophilia

2183
02:06:00,260 --> 02:06:01,280
I do, I like women

2184
02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:02,380
For necrophilia

2185
02:06:02,380 --> 02:06:03,900
If you don't mind, I like women

2186
02:06:03,900 --> 02:06:04,820
Necrophilia

2187
02:06:04,820 --> 02:06:06,400
I love women

2188
02:06:06,400 --> 02:06:08,220
I'm mad about women

2189
02:06:08,220 --> 02:06:10,080
I've been married three times

2190
02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:13,260
And the one I'm married to now has got to last forever

2191
02:06:13,260 --> 02:06:13,500
Women

2192
02:06:13,500 --> 02:06:15,860
Because I'm infatuated with women

2193
02:06:15,860 --> 02:06:17,080
Women who are three minutes away from their death

2194
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:19,460
And to protect my own wife, I make up a false name

2195
02:06:19,460 --> 02:06:22,640
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me

2196
02:06:22,640 --> 02:06:24,060
Don't you have a life?

2197
02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:26,800
Go ahead and live, do something

2198
02:06:26,800 --> 02:06:27,900
Women

2199
02:06:27,900 --> 02:06:30,880
Go ahead, find a cause

2200
02:06:30,880 --> 02:06:37,020
There are poor people in Limerick, go and help the poor of Limerick

2201
02:06:37,020 --> 02:06:39,520
Don't obsess with me all the time

2202
02:06:39,520 --> 02:06:43,060
You're there, you're in a city in Ireland, south of Ireland

2203
02:06:43,060 --> 02:06:44,700
And you're obsessed with me

2204
02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:46,960
And I'm sure there are a few people in there

2205
02:06:46,960 --> 02:06:51,240
When they sent out casting call for the movie in Limerick

2206
02:06:51,240 --> 02:06:53,380
Hundreds of people showed up

2207
02:06:53,380 --> 02:06:56,000
Then they brought their children to be an angel of action

2208
02:06:56,000 --> 02:07:02,680
And if they hated the book and the movie, why were they auditioning for this terrible movie?

2209
02:07:02,680 --> 02:07:02,920
Why did you die about Willie Harald?

2210
02:07:03,380 --> 02:07:04,820
You said Willie Harald

2211
02:07:04,820 --> 02:07:06,100
You said Willie Harald

2212
02:07:06,100 --> 02:07:06,720
I made a mistake

2213
02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:08,280
You said Willie Harald

2214
02:07:08,280 --> 02:07:09,020
I want to go down here

2215
02:07:09,020 --> 02:07:10,060
You said

2216
02:07:10,060 --> 02:07:11,900
Because there's one thing I want to ask you

2217
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:12,600
This man said

2218
02:07:12,600 --> 02:07:13,580
Hang on, it's the question

2219
02:07:13,580 --> 02:07:14,600
It's the question

2220
02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:14,720
I made a mistake

2221
02:07:14,720 --> 02:07:18,960
Most people watching this have no idea of the people you're talking about

2222
02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:20,200
Because it's fine detail about Limerick

2223
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:22,400
You've made your point that you think it's very inaccurate

2224
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:27,060
But what I'd really like to know is why you are so obsessed

2225
02:07:27,060 --> 02:07:28,580
I mean, the latest book is called Tiz

2226
02:07:28,580 --> 02:07:30,300
You're bringing out a book called Tizn't

2227
02:07:30,300 --> 02:07:31,700
It's called Tizn't My Ass

2228
02:07:31,700 --> 02:07:32,240
Okay

2229
02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:34,700
I wasn't given the full title

2230
02:07:34,700 --> 02:07:36,480
But okay, Tizn't My Ass

2231
02:07:36,480 --> 02:07:38,100
I thought it was going to be called Tizn't

2232
02:07:38,100 --> 02:07:40,580
This current book is about America

2233
02:07:40,580 --> 02:07:42,480
It's about his experiences in America

2234
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:43,700
Now, what are you writing?

2235
02:07:43,700 --> 02:07:45,040
He spends his time in America

2236
02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:48,200
Reminiscing about his miserable days back in Limerick

2237
02:07:48,200 --> 02:07:50,120
What do you know about his life in America?

2238
02:07:50,280 --> 02:07:50,720
Zero

2239
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:51,660
Zero

2240
02:07:51,660 --> 02:07:53,480
So why don't you write another book?

2241
02:07:53,480 --> 02:07:55,500
But who says my book is contradicting?

2242
02:07:55,500 --> 02:07:57,000
It isn't published yet

2243
02:07:57,000 --> 02:07:59,440
Well, Ashes was... your last book, Ashes, was contradicting Angela's...

2244
02:07:59,440 --> 02:08:02,000
Ashes was another side of the story

2245
02:08:02,000 --> 02:08:03,940
It was about the people who were happy

2246
02:08:03,940 --> 02:08:06,380
Who lived on the Limerick, my relatives

2247
02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:06,840
Okay

2248
02:08:06,840 --> 02:08:09,440
Okay, who were happy, they had a happy childhood

2249
02:08:09,440 --> 02:08:10,660
Yes, we have a...

2250
02:08:10,660 --> 02:08:11,500
Sure

2251
02:08:11,500 --> 02:08:14,720
That Jerry Hannon didn't even write the book Ashes

2252
02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:17,780
It was written by a fellow by the name of Frank Hamilton

2253
02:08:17,780 --> 02:08:18,720
Is that so, Jerry?

2254
02:08:18,980 --> 02:08:21,240
That is a total and absolute lie

2255
02:08:21,240 --> 02:08:22,580
Jerry...

2256
02:08:22,580 --> 02:08:23,700
That is a lie

2257
02:08:23,700 --> 02:08:24,580
I'd like to see you just for that...

2258
02:08:24,580 --> 02:08:24,580
That is a lie...

2259
02:08:24,580 --> 02:08:25,580
That is a lie...

2260
02:08:25,580 --> 02:08:26,580
That is a lie...

2261
02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:26,580
That is a lie...

2262
02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:29,580
And Frank Hamilton is in prison at the moment...

2263
02:08:29,580 --> 02:08:34,920
Lads...

2264
02:08:34,920 --> 02:08:36,920
Stop...

2265
02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:37,260
Stop...

2266
02:08:46,260 --> 02:08:48,260
Lads...

2267
02:08:48,260 --> 02:08:49,600
Lads...

2268
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:49,940
Lads...

2269
02:08:49,940 --> 02:08:50,100
Lads...

2270
02:08:50,100 --> 02:08:50,940
I'm afraid the film...

2271
02:08:50,940 --> 02:08:51,220
The film...

2272
02:08:51,220 --> 02:08:51,760
The film...

2273
02:08:51,760 --> 02:08:52,300
The film...

2274
02:08:52,300 --> 02:08:54,940
The show on the film is finished for tonight...

2275
02:08:54,940 --> 02:08:55,940
Lads...

2276
02:08:55,940 --> 02:08:56,740
Lads...

2277
02:08:56,740 --> 02:08:58,940
We need to get the fuck out of the cinema now...

2278
02:08:58,940 --> 02:09:00,740
The guards are coming...

2279
02:09:00,740 --> 02:09:02,020
Someone's after fucking...

2280
02:09:02,020 --> 02:09:02,940
Blowing the whistle on the...

2281
02:09:02,940 --> 02:09:04,280
On the pinners outside...

2282
02:09:04,280 --> 02:09:05,280
On the pinners outside...

2283
02:09:05,280 --> 02:09:06,280
There's...

2284
02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:07,280
There's...

2285
02:09:07,280 --> 02:09:07,280
There's...

2286
02:09:07,280 --> 02:09:07,700
There's...

2287
02:09:07,700 --> 02:09:08,280
Get out...

2288
02:09:08,280 --> 02:09:09,280
Climb up the stairs now...

2289
02:09:09,280 --> 02:09:10,360
There's...

2290
02:09:10,360 --> 02:09:12,280
And don't trample each other to death...

2291
02:09:12,280 --> 02:09:14,280
Get out fast...

2292
02:09:14,280 --> 02:09:15,280
Get out fast...

2293
02:09:15,280 --> 02:09:16,360
Get out fast...

2294
02:09:16,360 --> 02:09:17,280
Save yourself...

2295
02:09:17,280 --> 02:09:18,280
Save yourself...

2296
02:09:18,280 --> 02:09:19,280
Save yourself...

2297
02:09:19,280 --> 02:09:20,280
Save yourself...

2298
02:09:20,280 --> 02:09:24,280
Save yourself now...

2299
02:09:24,280 --> 02:09:29,280
Mash cup, boys...

2300
02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:30,280
Mash cup...

2301
02:09:30,280 --> 02:09:31,280
Save yourself...

2302
02:09:31,280 --> 02:10:01,260
Thank you.

2303
02:10:01,260 --> 02:10:31,240
Thank you.

2304
02:10:31,240 --> 02:11:01,220
Thank you.

2305
02:11:01,220 --> 02:11:31,200
Thank you.

2306
02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:33,200
Thank you.

2307
02:11:33,200 --> 02:11:34,980
Get out of here.

2308
02:11:34,980 --> 02:11:36,980
Sweet!

2309
02:11:36,980 --> 02:11:38,980
Sweet!

2310
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:40,980
Sweet!

2311
02:11:40,980 --> 02:11:42,980
Sweet!

2312
02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:44,980
Sweet!

2313
02:11:44,980 --> 02:11:46,980
Sweet!

2314
02:11:46,980 --> 02:11:48,980
Sweet!

2315
02:11:48,980 --> 02:11:50,980
Sweet!

2316
02:11:50,980 --> 02:12:01,460
Sweet!

2317
02:12:01,460 --> 02:12:06,460
Oh!

2318
02:12:06,460 --> 02:12:08,460
Ah!

2319
02:12:08,460 --> 02:12:15,460
Ah!

2320
02:12:15,460 --> 02:12:18,460
Ah!

2321
02:12:18,460 --> 02:12:19,460
Ah!

2322
02:12:19,460 --> 02:12:49,440
. . .

2323
02:12:49,440 --> 02:13:06,800
Tonight at 9 on Primetime Investigates.

2324
02:13:09,300 --> 02:13:12,420
Cave Cinema Drug Bust.

2325
02:13:13,040 --> 02:13:15,080
Gardie Extravaganza.

2326
02:13:16,340 --> 02:13:18,920
Planes, trains, automobiles.

2327
02:13:19,220 --> 02:13:21,200
Stalag tights and stalagmites.

2328
02:13:22,300 --> 02:13:30,560
We investigate the seedy underbelly of cinema south of the Galtimore in a cave in Mitchelstown.

2329
02:13:32,620 --> 02:13:41,520
Big thank yous to the tipsters Ner Heiscak, Pat Kenny's Codpiece, Angel of the Caves,

2330
02:13:42,520 --> 02:13:47,400
Steph, Shane O, Drove from Limerick to Cave,

2331
02:13:48,280 --> 02:13:51,600
Sean Quinn, Pat Kenny's Bum Fluff,

2332
02:13:52,280 --> 02:13:53,380
Sandra Joyce,

2333
02:13:54,360 --> 02:13:55,160
Liv Laugh,

2334
02:13:55,960 --> 02:13:56,740
Chainsaw,

2335
02:13:57,600 --> 02:13:58,380
Nick Cave,

2336
02:13:58,940 --> 02:14:05,180
and everybody else who watched the stream tonight at 9 on Primetime.

2337
02:14:05,180 --> 02:14:10,900
The End.