1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:53,460 All right. Let's go. One time. Sat face behind the door. You know. We're here. We're waiting. We're in. All right. 3 00:00:53,460 --> 00:01:11,840 Fat 32. 4 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,640 Yeah, yeah, Fat... 5 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,400 Fat 32. 6 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:18,520 Fat 32. 8 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. 9 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:21,700 Fat 32. 10 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,360 Yeah, all right. 11 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,620 factory two 12 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,920 factory two 13 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:37,640 factory two 14 00:01:37,640 --> 00:02:07,620 factory two 15 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:11,620 factory two 16 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:14,620 factory two 17 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:17,620 factory two 18 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:21,620 factory two 19 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,420 factory two 20 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,620 factory three 21 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,620 and the world 22 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,620 and the company's 23 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,620 the company's 24 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,620 the company's 25 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:34,620 the pro keyboard 26 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,120 or something. 27 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,620 Not let the pro, that's an anti-dipressant. 28 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,620 Lovely copy 29 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,220 in the bag. 30 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,040 Stick the receipt in as well. 31 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,560 You know where it's going. 32 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,820 It's going right back. 33 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,780 It's going right back to your gap. 34 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,140 And you're going to stick that right up your hard drive. 35 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,060 Are you waiting it? 36 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,380 We're waiting for it. 37 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,360 It's coming again. 38 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,460 It's another TJ Maxx-a-fine. 39 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,980 We're coming back to you in a Q format. 40 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:04,540 We've been queuing up and waiting for days. 41 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:13,980 And it's going to really shock and awe you when you get a hold of this copy of the, uh, of the, of the feckin' Windows 98. 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,020 It's going to be a massive box. 43 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,760 It's a massive box that you've never seen it in before. 44 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,420 A huge, ridiculously sized box. 45 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:22,760 You could fit a fucking computer into that box. 46 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,700 It's not just the pro, it's not just the software. 47 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:35,980 Oh ho ho. 48 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,880 Sarah's new shade. 49 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,580 Look at that lad, waving in the red top. 50 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:44,180 Red shirt, red shirt behind your man waving. 51 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:46,760 Hey guys. 52 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,500 It's happening guys. 53 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:55,060 From the sad, from the sadness of this book here. 54 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,920 Look at the sad forlorn look on this fellow's face here. 55 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,720 We've seen it before. 56 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,420 I just want to show you it again. 57 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,940 To this jazz, a lovely jazz interlude here. 58 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,820 And then look at this guy here. 59 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,840 It's happening guys. 60 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,040 Windows 98 is happening. 61 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,080 Jazz hands. 62 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:17,400 Jazz hands. 63 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,160 Jazz hands. 64 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,000 McClintock. 65 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,320 Waiting behind the rafter shaft. 66 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:26,640 Pat Rafter gave him a free ticket to the Windows 98 launch. 67 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,660 And here we go. 68 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:28,060 It's in. 69 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,000 The flow gates are up. 70 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:29,560 And they're away. 71 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,680 There's a lad in sandals. 72 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:32,060 There's a woman in a white blouse. 73 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,000 No running. 74 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,080 No running please. 75 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,320 But they all start running. 76 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:36,920 Why? 77 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,100 Because the greatest piece of software ever released. 78 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,140 Since the last piece of software was released. 79 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,220 Has just been released. 80 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,400 And check this lad out. 81 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,100 Lovely, lovely swagger. 82 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:46,940 Lovely run. 83 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,540 It's a beautiful scenario. 84 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,380 Let's time it to the music there. 85 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,960 As we get that little bit of jazz going. 86 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:54,940 One. 87 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:56,660 Two. 88 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:58,460 Three. 89 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:00,260 Four. 90 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,060 And five. 91 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,480 We get one time. 92 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:05,740 And six. 93 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:07,520 Seven. 94 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,540 That's the man. 95 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,720 He's told to slow down. 96 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,000 Doesn't even have time to stop. 97 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:12,480 And then we got. 98 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:13,100 Yeah. 99 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:13,380 Yeah. 100 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:13,680 Boy. 101 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,040 Yeah. 102 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:14,360 Yeah. 103 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:14,940 You know. 104 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:15,520 I flip. 105 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,560 Fat 32. 106 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:18,060 Yeah. 107 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:18,340 Yeah. 108 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:18,700 Yeah. 109 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:19,480 Fat 32. 110 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:20,660 Yeah. 111 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,620 We're here. 112 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:31,460 We're proud. 113 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,300 It's Windows 98. 114 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:34,980 It's going in the bag. 115 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,200 I'm going right back to your gaff. 116 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,060 Right into your fucking hard drive computer shaft. 117 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,280 And then we're off again. 118 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,040 No. 119 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:45,520 I'm only messing. 120 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,480 We're not off again. 121 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,160 That's why. 122 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,280 Why. 123 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:50,140 There's no need for a fucking third time. 124 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,520 The joke has gone flat. 125 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,300 The joke has gone flat. 126 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:54,460 Sure. 127 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,680 You can't be repeating yourself over and over again like that. 128 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,720 But it's such a hype track. 129 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,080 You know. 130 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,620 When I start off with the intention of. 131 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,560 Will we watch some computer chronicles? 132 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,600 Nearly 11 o'clock. 133 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,740 It's five past 11. 134 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:09,940 It's a bit late. 135 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,640 Will we really bother doing it? 136 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,400 Is it a bit late? 137 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,940 Is it better to do it from 8 p.m. onwards then when there's more people probably watching? 138 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:16,900 Probably not. 139 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:17,880 Probably not. 140 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,200 Probably just do it when you want to. 141 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,000 But then you think. 142 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,500 You get the doubts in your head. 143 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,140 Then you stick on this tune. 144 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:39,600 I feel like those lads there that are at that door ready to pile in to buy a copy of Windows 145 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:47,800 90. I feel like that lad there look. You know he doesn't look happy. He doesn't look happy. 146 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,120 But he's going to be happy when he gets it. Maybe he had a project to work on when he got home. 147 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:58,680 But viewers of this particular stream now, you're all welcome, but viewers of this particular stream, Fat32, 148 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:03,840 this will be of no surprise to you. You've seen how excited I do get about this particular clip 149 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:10,420 and the prospect of delving deeper into the Windows 98 Pantheon. 150 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:16,380 But there's no way that we're going to go any further without dipping into Stuart Sheffey's Computer Chronicles. 151 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,240 There's 150 or 200 episodes of this. 152 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,660 We could go all the way back to 1975 or 1978. 153 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:32,880 I don't think we're going to go back that far because the technology was so cack that it doesn't sustain your interest long enough. 154 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:38,720 Plus, after 20 years in the Computer Chronicles biz, they'd really refined the production. 155 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:48,260 And Stuart Sheffey was just a in and out kind of guy in a kind of presentorial way, not in a bad way or anything like that. 156 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:58,920 He'd get the job done and there is no margin of error in his presentation style or style, whatever way you want to skin that apple. 157 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,260 I'm going to see some amazing Sheffey action. I just wanted to watch Sheffey. 158 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,740 I've been away for a week. 159 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,160 Had a few things to handle. 160 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,740 Try to get a handle on them. 161 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,680 It's going to take a little bit more handling. 162 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,440 I can tell you that. 163 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:16,380 Might be the detriment of the stream. 164 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,480 Might not get to do many more streams. 165 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,960 But the important thing is to try and get them in when you can get them in. 166 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:23,940 And this is a Sheffey moment. 167 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,660 I've been wanting to watch a lot more Sheffey since the last time. 168 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,860 Just haven't had the chance. 169 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,280 I hope you're doing well anyways. 170 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,060 And thank you very much, Chorizo. 171 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,840 Chorizo Camerdy for the tip. 172 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:37,480 We'll just put the hype track on it. 173 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,200 A low volume there just as we get settled. 174 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:41,580 There's some fruit on the go. 175 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:42,440 I've got banana. 176 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,520 I've got a bagel kind of stuff. 177 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,280 There's a beer. 178 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,360 That's all to play for as well. 179 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,500 Can't wait for that. 180 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,980 There's a bit of water there. 181 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,060 Maybe a second banana. 182 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,600 I had one before coming on the stream. 183 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,960 I might have a second one as we're streaming. 184 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:58,560 Who knows? 185 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,980 It's all to play for right now. 186 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,640 All I know is that I'm happy at the moment. 187 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,340 Because Computer Chronicles is coming. 188 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,980 It's coming fast. 189 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:13,020 Will there be a documentary on the handling job? 190 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:13,660 I'm afraid not. 191 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,920 Check your audio level. 192 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:15,440 Someone's saying. 193 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,220 Can you not hear me? 194 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:21,380 Oh, and Fortune. 195 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:21,900 How are you? 196 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,480 You ain't gonna stop streaming. 197 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,260 No, I'm not. 198 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,860 But there was a stop there for the week. 199 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,420 Because I had shit. 200 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:28,520 Stuff. 201 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:30,680 I had to get a handle on stuff. 202 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,680 I can't go into it on stream. 203 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,120 But I mean. 204 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,280 Fucking head is wrecked. 205 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,560 And now I want to unwind with this. 206 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:38,760 I could use. 207 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:39,780 Voice is a bit low. 208 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:40,920 Voice is a bit low. 209 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,780 Sorry about that. 210 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,460 Is it a bit low now? 211 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,580 Is it a bit low now? 212 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,920 Does that mean the whole intro? 213 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,920 I was doing some really. 214 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,120 I was getting hyped up during the intro. 215 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,080 I hope that you heard me screaming into the mic. 216 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:52,680 Fat 32. 217 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,640 I said Fat 32 about 50 times. 218 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,060 And then at the end of it. 219 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,080 I kept on shouting. 220 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,560 Windows 98 is going right into your hard drive. 221 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,360 Really, really aggressively loud. 222 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:04,540 Voice is grand. 223 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:04,820 Okay. 224 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:05,480 Thanks very much. 225 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,100 Kevin King. 226 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:06,720 Lee Donlan. 227 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,460 Stir Chicken. 228 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,320 Creeping Jesus. 229 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:08,880 Conkay. 230 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,080 Ben Gunara. 231 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,880 I hope you're doing well. 232 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,600 Stuart Shave Face. 233 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,420 Thank you very much. 234 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,320 Evan Kilban. 235 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,340 I hope you're doing well. 236 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:17,940 And your ma. 237 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,160 Big shout out to your ma as well. 238 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,500 Sarah's New Shed. 239 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:21,280 Thank you very much. 240 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,800 Just get these out. 241 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,680 Before I get on with Stuart Shave Face there. 242 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,000 Mark. 243 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:27,880 Formerly known. 244 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,620 NTFS file system. 245 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,380 It's a great file system, Mark. 246 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:32,440 I hope you're getting on well. 247 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,320 And thanks very much for the tip there as well. 248 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,320 Lady Meow Meow. 249 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,160 Anaconda G. 250 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,820 As always. 251 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,740 Thank you very much. 252 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,840 It's an amazing concept. 253 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:43,500 It's amazing. 254 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,640 It's an amazing time. 255 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,160 And thanks very much, Anaconda G. 256 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,780 For making it even more amazing. 257 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:49,880 Evan Kilban. 258 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:54,920 If you can have a random person at all to have running through to pick up Windows 98. 259 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,740 Who would it be? 260 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,060 I'd have to say. 261 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,000 Me. 262 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,100 I'd love to go back to that time. 263 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,680 And actually be one of those guys on the video there. 264 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,460 The video screen. 265 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,060 Behind the screen there. 266 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,940 And I would probably be saying to these lads. 267 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:07,860 Are you excited lads? 268 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:08,200 Are you? 269 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,560 Are you excited for Windows 98? 270 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,040 I hear it's a Fat32 system. 271 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,220 I hear they've revolutionized Solitaire. 272 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:17,560 I hear they've integrated Internet Explorer into the actual software itself. 273 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,820 Bill Gates is going to court over it. 274 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,660 Lads. 275 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,680 Did you hear that lads? 276 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,460 And we'd all have a great conversation about that. 277 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,740 Because that's what we'd all be into. 278 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,200 That would be our interest. 279 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:29,880 Big tripod. 280 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,760 Thank you very much. 281 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,120 First time in Castle Bar last week. 282 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:33,420 Francis. 283 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,480 No high-vis men about. 284 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,080 But I did score a Denolas. 285 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,460 That's great news. 286 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,480 Great chips and great fish as well. 287 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,540 I hope you're getting on well with that Denolas. 288 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,200 I'd say you've demolished it already though. 289 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:44,780 So that's great. 290 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:46,720 Let's get on with George Chaffee. 291 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,700 Thank you very much Silver Pixie. 292 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,640 I hope you're doing well. 293 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,340 Glad to see you're doing another one of these. 294 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,180 Fingers crossed. 295 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,020 For reptilian dance moves. 296 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:54,700 They could. 297 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,720 They could happen at some stage. 298 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,060 We can't rule it out. 299 00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,780 All we do know. 300 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,960 Is that we're going to be treated to something delightful. 301 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,920 A really lovely cozy program called Computer Chronicles. 302 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,920 I don't know if you've ever seen it. 303 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,480 It's a real, real winner in the deck. 304 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,480 And it's a chill out stream. 305 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,140 I said before. 306 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,240 We're not going to go into a big heavy buzz here. 307 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:14,980 You know. 308 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,880 This is just an hour. 309 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,140 Do an hour. 310 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,620 And then get the head down. 311 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,240 Get to bed. 312 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:24,460 This isn't going to be another fucking three hour situation. 313 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,920 Where we're pouring over every detail of Computer Chronicles. 314 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,300 That's just not the way it goes. 315 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,000 Can't be at that on a fucking Thursday. 316 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:33,800 Wednesday night. 317 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,120 Computer. 318 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:35,480 Computer. 319 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:35,640 Computer. 320 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:36,340 I've. 321 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,460 I've typed there. 322 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:39,600 Chronicles. 323 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,600 Computer Chronicles. 324 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,020 Here we are. 325 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:43,460 They're all. 326 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,880 433 of these bad boys. 327 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:49,040 433. 328 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,120 And we can go to playlists there. 329 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,500 And go back to whatever year we want to go back to. 330 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,260 So as I said. 331 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:57,900 1983. 332 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:58,700 Nah. 333 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,500 They actually started in the 80s. 334 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,280 I thought they started in the 70s. 335 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:03,460 We'll. 336 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,280 We'll start. 337 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,520 We'll start with the 1994. 338 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,840 We'll see what was going on in 1994. 339 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:11,820 As you know. 340 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,860 Windows 95 was on the horizon. 341 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,320 A lot of excitement was going on there. 342 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,460 Thanks very much. 343 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,000 Shite guides. 344 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,000 And Frankie Schoonz. 345 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480 I hope you're getting on well. 346 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,880 What was the video after Thatcher. 347 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,500 Where it died. 348 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:24,680 Where he eating chicken and beans. 349 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:25,920 Or chicken in Kiev. 350 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:26,440 Yeah. 351 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,120 I did do that. 352 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:27,900 Done where it is. 353 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,260 And I had a chicken Kiev earlier on. 354 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,860 Which compounded a bit of depression. 355 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,520 Which I felt surfacing. 356 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:33,940 But it. 357 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,380 It hasn't. 358 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:36,560 It. 359 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,800 The black dog hasn't bit me yet. 360 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,000 He was fucking around there the last few days. 361 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:42,780 And I. 362 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,860 You know I love animals. 363 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,020 But I felt like just telling it to fuck off. 364 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,760 And it went away. 365 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:49,560 And then. 366 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:50,900 When I realized earlier on. 367 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,720 When I was eating two. 368 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,340 Frozen chicken Kievs. 369 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,660 The arse end of a bag of frozen chips. 370 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,620 It was only like about a fistful of chips. 371 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,700 And a tub of beans. 372 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,020 That the black dog was scratching at the fucking door as well. 373 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,540 And that's what happens when you don't. 374 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,300 Fill your fridge with desirable foods. 375 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:07,860 And you're. 376 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,520 You're hungry. 377 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,520 So that's a lesson learnt as well. 378 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,220 It might have been funny in a video for you to see there five years ago. 379 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:13,440 Whatever. 380 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,200 But when it comes down to the crunch. 381 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,920 And all you do have in the freezer is that. 382 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,220 It can get a bit tight. 383 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,280 That's all I'm saying. 384 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,280 Shy Guy. 385 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,020 Thank you very much. 386 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:24,520 Shane O. 387 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,420 Thank you very much. 388 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,200 Banana. 389 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,300 Bagel Blues. 390 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,240 Thank you very much. 391 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,180 Can we address the tash? 392 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:31,720 You can. 393 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,780 It's not there at the moment. 394 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,980 But it is making a comeback. 395 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:34,300 Don't. 396 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,600 Don't you worry about that. 397 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,300 Thanks for the tip. 398 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:36,980 Don't you. 399 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,260 I've. 400 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:37,680 I've. 401 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,480 Big plans for that tash. 402 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,140 It's coming back. 403 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,240 And it's coming back at pace as well. 404 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,000 Do you know what? 405 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,660 This is it. 406 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,300 This is the Windows 95. 407 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,480 Episode here. 408 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:50,300 Of. 409 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,580 Says Windows 4 there. 410 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,860 Maybe Windows. 411 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,680 That was Windows 4. 412 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,080 Wasn't it? 413 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,440 Windows 4.0. 414 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:57,840 Was. 415 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,860 Windows 95. 416 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Can we address the tash? 417 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:01,720 Thank you very much. 418 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,500 Let's knock that music off. 419 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,300 Get comfortable. 420 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,940 Pour yourself a glass of your. 421 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:08,480 Whatever. 422 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:08,580 Whatever. 423 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,300 Favorite drink. 424 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:09,960 You've got there. 425 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,580 Maybe get a bit of fruit out. 426 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,060 Or something. 427 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:12,660 If you want to. 428 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:13,280 You know. 429 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:13,580 Eat. 430 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,260 Healthy shit. 431 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,460 If not. 432 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:17,860 You know. 433 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,320 Get on the Kievs and beans. 434 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:21,840 Or. 435 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,840 Crisps and shit. 436 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,020 This is all you need now. 437 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:27,400 You. 438 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,640 You don't need anything else. 439 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,160 For the evening. 440 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,540 Whatever entertainment. 441 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,400 Old school. 442 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:33,440 Old school. 443 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:33,440 Old school. 444 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,300 Legacy media. 445 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:34,600 Have. 446 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,220 Planned for you. 447 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:36,900 On Sky. 448 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:37,280 Or. 449 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:37,960 RT. 450 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,720 Or whatever. 451 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,260 They're going to cram. 452 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,760 Adverts into your eyes. 453 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,560 We don't do that here. 454 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,240 We just watch the stuff. 455 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,180 And then we stop it. 456 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:48,600 Pause it. 457 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:48,940 And go. 458 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,520 Did you just see that man? 459 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,560 And we keep. 460 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,860 Repeating that process. 461 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,000 And rewinding and watching. 462 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,100 And. 463 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:55,980 Yeah. 464 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,100 It's not. 465 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,780 It's probably not for everyone. 466 00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,260 But it's. 467 00:15:59,360 --> 00:15:59,980 It's for me. 468 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,700 And it's at this moment. 469 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,560 That I need it. 470 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,940 So sit down. 471 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,560 And shut up. 472 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:06,760 And enjoy. 473 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,820 Computer Chronicles. 474 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:08,680 Bye Pat. 475 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,440 Thank you very much. 476 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:09,940 For your tip. 477 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,720 And I hope you're getting on well. 478 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:12,500 And last. 479 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,340 But not least. 480 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:13,900 Steph. 481 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:16,740 Who says. 482 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,200 Evening. 483 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:17,640 Francis. 484 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,220 Welcome back. 485 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,000 Thank you very much. 486 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:19,260 Steph. 487 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,380 Let's get into this. 488 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,220 Computer Chronicles. 489 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,180 It's Windows 95. 490 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,720 Life changing software here. 491 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,220 Seminal stuff. 492 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:30,300 Seminal stuff. 493 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:40,860 Watch out here. 494 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,040 The volume could be really loud. 495 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:42,660 We need to. 496 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,360 We need to be careful here. 497 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,740 I don't want to blast your ears off. 498 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,520 Guess what this show. 499 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,580 Guess what this show is. 500 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,220 I've been thinking all week. 501 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:56,980 I've been thinking. 502 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,200 Now it's time to look at some. 503 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,920 Handheld consoles. 504 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,260 And Nintendo broke them all with their Game Boy. 505 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,340 If you don't know what I'm saying there. 506 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,780 I'm quoting Stuart Sheffey. 507 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,180 Who's a. 508 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,000 He's a genius man. 509 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,600 He's the best. 510 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,240 He's the. 511 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,180 I haven't even started. 512 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,200 I can't get past. 513 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,340 14 seconds. 514 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,400 4 seconds of this. 515 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,220 We've heard Stuart Sheffey. 516 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,660 We know he's going to be there. 517 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,020 It's going to be one of those lovely developing shots. 518 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,100 It starts off in a close up of a Microsoft building. 519 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:24,860 And then. 520 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,200 That's Windows as well. 521 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:26,920 So it's kind of. 522 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,800 Double layered. 523 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:28,900 It's got many meanings. 524 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,320 It's going to zoom out. 525 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,920 Stuart Sheffey is going to be there. 526 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,380 Shirt tucked into the chinos. 527 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:33,980 I know it. 528 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,160 I can feel it and sense it. 529 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,280 And I'm excited for what's to come. 530 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:39,720 Tobes. 531 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,640 Thank you very much. 532 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,260 Can you give a shout out to my Russian friend. 533 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:42,980 Yakov. 534 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,100 Who's not having the best time at the minute. 535 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:45,800 Cheers Francis. 536 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:46,600 Yakov. 537 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,120 Watch this man. 538 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,800 You aren't having a good time. 539 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,080 Check this out. 540 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,240 Game Boy. 541 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,600 And Nintendo broke the mold. 542 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,520 With their handheld console. 543 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,040 The Game Boy. 544 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,640 Nintendo's Game Boy. 545 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,120 Listen to the way he changes his voice. 546 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,120 During the chat. 547 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,660 Just to keep you engaged. 548 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,080 It's brilliant. 549 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,040 Guess what this show is about. 550 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,080 Manic laughter guys. 551 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,540 It's the only way to live through this. 552 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,040 Guess what this show is about. 553 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:25,860 Windows. 554 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,580 You know every once in a while. 555 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,860 A word gets stolen from the English language. 556 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,460 And from that point onward. 557 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,440 It takes on a totally different meaning. 558 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,380 What's the book. 559 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,720 Why has it got a big textbook. 560 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:36,940 What's that about. 561 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,300 There's no need for that. 562 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,440 Guess what this show is about. 563 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:43,460 Windows. 564 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,720 Every time. 565 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,880 Sometimes a word comes out in the English language. 566 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,360 That changes what everything means. 567 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,060 And we'll go back in one more. 568 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,340 Promise it won't be this. 569 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,480 What would you call it. 570 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:57,500 Tiresome. 571 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,520 Although that promise. 572 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,240 I must tell you. 573 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,740 Is a big fat lie. 574 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,180 This show is about. 575 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,840 This show is about. 576 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,040 Guess what this show is about. 577 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:07,920 Windows. 578 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,560 You know every once in a while. 579 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,840 A word gets stolen from the English language. 580 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,460 And from that point onward. 581 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,420 It takes on a totally different meaning. 582 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,200 Say the word windows to a guy with one geek gene in him. 583 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,800 And he thinks you're talking about Microsoft Windows. 584 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,720 Today we'll show you a sneak preview of Windows 95. 585 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,460 Plus we'll look at the competition. 586 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,220 The new warp OS2 from IBM. 587 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,840 And system 7.5 for the Apple Macintosh. 588 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,920 Windows 95 and more. 589 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,820 On this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 590 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:38,260 Woo! 591 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:55,520 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard. 592 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:00,820 Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network. 593 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,620 HPPCs. 594 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:32,480 You're looking at partnership. 595 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,640 In a whole new life. 596 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,600 The Computer Chronicles is also made possible by the Software Publishers Association. 597 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:40,800 Spock! 598 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,920 Don't copy that floppy. 599 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,900 Don't copy. 600 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,340 Don't copy that floppy. 601 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,360 And I love these little bits here. 602 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,400 Look when it comes into it. 603 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,380 He's a pro. 604 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,320 He's always looking at something else. 605 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,740 There's a bit of interest. 606 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,320 A bit of intrigue going on at the time. 607 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,460 It's not just a dead. 608 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,360 Them staring at each other's scenario. 609 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,340 Which would look weird. 610 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:08,000 So Stuart looks at something like the computer screen there. 611 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,660 Or even a notepad or something. 612 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,560 And he's going for the double-handed spread. 613 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,740 A real lovely spread bet. 614 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,000 He's hedging his bets there. 615 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,640 And who is this... 616 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,280 ...computer beast we've got here? 617 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,340 We don't know. 618 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,540 But it looks like it's going to be a cracker. 619 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,000 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 620 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 621 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,400 With me today is Paul Schindler. 622 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,880 Northern California editor of Windows Magazine. 623 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:35,480 Paul, we're talking about... 624 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480 Schindler's List. 625 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,740 ...talking about Windows 95 today. 626 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,900 The new version of Windows. 627 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,740 It's hard to believe it's actually... 628 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:44,820 In 95, going to be the 10th anniversary of the introduction of Windows. 629 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,260 It came out in 85, right? 630 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,020 Okay, before we go on there, lads. 631 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,380 Can you hear Computer Chronicles? 632 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,440 I know you can hear me. 633 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,280 But that's of no importance. 634 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,560 You need to be able to hear the show. 635 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,680 If you can hear the show. 636 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,740 Does it need to be turned up? 637 00:21:59,260 --> 00:21:59,840 Okay, you can. 638 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,440 Great stuff. 639 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,520 Thanks very much. 640 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,100 Thanks very much. 641 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:03,560 Great stuff. 642 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,660 Great to see those yeses. 643 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,640 People are wanting to watch it as well. 644 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,360 It's great stuff. 645 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,080 Here we go. 646 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,420 Don't copy that floppy. 647 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,460 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 648 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,480 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 649 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,900 With me today is Paul Schindler, 650 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,260 Northern California editor of Windows Magazine. 651 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,020 Look at the lovely flower he's got there. 652 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,940 Boo Murphy, thank you very much for the tip. 653 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,040 Thank you very, very much. 654 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,180 Look at his lovely flower on his little lapel there. 655 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,580 And he's got something else there. 656 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,320 It's a little bow. 657 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,360 It's a cheeky little number. 658 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,380 Maybe that's a handkerchief. 659 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,100 We don't know. 660 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,300 But this is a lovely rose. 661 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,320 And then a sprout. 662 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,520 A sprout of fennel. 663 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,220 Coming out the side there as well. 664 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,940 I can only guess that it's been fennelized. 665 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,000 Or something. 666 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:45,720 Lovely, Lee Trim. 667 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:47,220 Thank you very much for the tip. 668 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,440 Paul, we're talking about Windows 95 today. 669 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,560 The new version of Windows. 670 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,480 New government employee. 671 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,460 Thank you very much. 672 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,580 I hopefully hope that you're getting on well. 673 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,600 It's hard to believe it's actually in 95 going to be the 10th anniversary of the introduction of Windows. 674 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,020 It came out in 85, right? 675 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:04,800 That's correct. 676 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,020 And it took a long time to catch on. 677 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,300 Now, there was Windows 1 and 85. 678 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,460 This is Windows 2 from 1987. 679 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,980 The MS-DOS executive. 680 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,520 That's the way you got into it. 681 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,820 So this is Windows 2, yeah. 682 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,000 Clearly a version that presages Windows 3. 683 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,200 A lot of the same applications. 684 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,620 Wow. 685 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:36,020 So hot right now. 686 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:50,200 Real men don't use mice. 687 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:50,920 Okay. 688 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,900 Real men. 689 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,060 What were real men using? 690 00:23:56,380 --> 00:24:01,040 I would have thought the whole real men thing would have been that real men aren't on computers. 691 00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,580 They're out fucking digging ditch. 692 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,120 They're lifting slabs. 693 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,100 They're laying block. 694 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,300 They're fucking hod carriers. 695 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,260 They're builders. 696 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,860 They're working at real jobs for real men. 697 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:21,180 They're not on a fucking loopy box trying to type word process and what have you. 698 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,900 And why would the mouse be a sign that you're not a real man at the computer? 699 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,880 They paid attention to it. 700 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,080 Why? 701 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,240 There were two problems. 702 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:30,020 First of all, there's a psychological problem. 703 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,060 There was a feeling that real men don't use mice. 704 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,580 And that stood in the way of the graphical user interface on the PC side. 705 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:39,460 But more importantly, Microsoft was on the cutting edge. 706 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,220 They were pushing the capabilities of a 286 with Windows 1 and 2. 707 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,900 And the machines, the platform simply wasn't sufficient to support what they wanted to do. 708 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:57,880 When 386s became common in the early 1990s, finally there was a platform that provided Windows the space and the speed it needed to become a reasonable performance. 709 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:58,440 No way. 710 00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,220 You're fucking serious. 711 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,200 The CPU. 712 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:01,020 You needed the RAM. 713 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:01,640 Absolutely. 714 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,060 Yeah. 715 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,540 So it wasn't always the software problem. 716 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:03,540 You need that RAM. 717 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,180 Partly was waiting for the hardware to catch up. 718 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:05,520 That's correct. 719 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,120 Okay. 720 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,060 Today we'll show you some of the features of the newest version of Windows. 721 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:09,940 Classic Sheffae. 722 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,660 Classic Sheffae. 723 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:15,380 Look at the face. 724 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,980 The Sheffae's on Sheffae. 725 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:18,920 He knows. 726 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,900 Stuart Sheffae is playing. 727 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:27,040 He's pretending he doesn't really know what Schindler is on his little list. 728 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,720 But Sheffae knows exactly what's going on. 729 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,260 As you can see from the transition here. 730 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,340 He does a little subtle recap for the viewer. 731 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,060 So what you're saying is this. 732 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:39,480 Because X and Y is this. 733 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,000 And that puts that in that. 734 00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:41,720 Okay. 735 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,220 And on to the next thing as well. 736 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:43,400 Absolutely. 737 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:43,720 Yeah. 738 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,200 So it wasn't only the software problem. 739 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,840 Partly was waiting for the hardware to catch up. 740 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,200 That's correct. 741 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:47,820 Okay. 742 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,740 Today we'll show you some of the features of the newest version of Windows. 743 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,180 It's been getting rave reviews. 744 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:53,640 And you'll get to see why. 745 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,400 Before we show you Win95. 746 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:58,420 Let's take a look at the interface Windows is always compared to. 747 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,160 And that's the Macintosh of course. 748 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,900 The newest version of the Mac OS is System 7.5. 749 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,200 Without the Macintosh. 750 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,520 Black and white desktop publishing of Cupertino. 751 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,920 I just saw black and white desktop pudding. 752 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,920 Cupertino, California. 753 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:13,680 And look at that. 754 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,500 Even back in the day. 755 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,200 The Macs were better looking. 756 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:16,520 Weren't they? 757 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,180 They looked better. 758 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:17,880 They were swish. 759 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,580 Just out the box. 760 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,160 You could use it. 761 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,220 You didn't have to fuck around with installing. 762 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,300 Whatever it was. 763 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,780 The operating system. 764 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:26,640 All this kind of shite. 765 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,760 How did the Windows computers take off faster than the Apple ones? 766 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:35,580 That's what I want to know. 767 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,520 Maybe they were less expensive, were they? 768 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,580 California would be hard pressed to meet its deadlines. 769 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,520 Black and white desktop pudding. 770 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,480 Thank you very much there. 771 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,040 Before we go on. 772 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,740 Look at that lovely transitional shot there. 773 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,820 Where Stuart Sheffey is blending into an office. 774 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:52,800 And we've got it better there. 775 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,000 Look. 776 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,840 That's a great shot there. 777 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,360 It's one of those. 778 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,160 One of those dreamy moments that you come across every once in a blue moon. 779 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,080 The Langer. 780 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,220 Thank you very much for the tip. 781 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:03,300 And the new government employee. 782 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,580 Thank you very much for your tip. 783 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,980 And continued viewership and support. 784 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,040 I hope you're getting on well. 785 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,000 Choo-choo ma-goo-goo. 786 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,460 Can't forget you, you. 787 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,720 I hope you're doing well. 788 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:12,380 T-Maloon. 789 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,760 Pat the Popper. 790 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:14,800 Super Ted. 791 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,080 I'll shout you out when these come up on the screen. 792 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,080 But thanks very much, lads. 793 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,000 I hope you're getting on well. 794 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,300 Good to have you back. 795 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:25,480 Team Maloon. 796 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:25,880 Thank you. 797 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:31,140 Claire Dole and that. 798 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:35,760 of the interface has a lot to do with its popularity. The Mac's desktop has changed 799 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,760 a little over the years, but System 7.5 may change that. 800 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,620 The first thing you notice is the screen. The nice little stuff that you can pick with 801 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:49,440 the screen. And from then on you start playing around with stuff. You know, like one thing 802 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,640 that's the most used will be the, you know, dragging to the printer. 803 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,820 Claire Dolan's after ya. 804 00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:04,360 Yeah, Dolan. He's still using the Macintosh, yeah. You'd want to get into fucking Windows 805 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:11,320 95, man. It's gonna be the next best thing, Dolan. I'll see you later, Dolan. Good luck. 806 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,780 That's how I would have broke the news there to Claire Dolan about Windows 95. 807 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:25,060 When you start playing around with stuff, you know, like one thing that's the most used will 808 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:32,600 be the, you know, dragging to the printer. Because that's, you know, a nice fast thing. You don't have to actually open it up. You can just drag it over to it. 809 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:40,600 You can just drag and drop. Robbie, thank you very much. And the Bay Area Bases, thank you very much. And SuperTed and Pat the Popper, thank you very much. 810 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:48,600 Because it takes time to open up programs. And then, um, and then dragging illustrations and text from one program to another. 811 00:28:48,600 --> 00:29:05,140 While the interface looks familiar, users will notice new features in System 7.5. The drag and drop capability allows you to copy a selection directly from one file to another simply by dragging it. And with 7.5's new printing architecture, you can print a document by dragging it onto a printer icon. 812 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,140 Fuck off! No way! 813 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,140 Unreal. 814 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:27,140 If you still need help getting around the system, the new Apple Guide will do everything but hold your hand. 815 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:32,140 You just go up into the little question mark area and then it just opens up. 816 00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:36,140 And you search through what your problem is by different categories. 817 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:46,140 So, you know, if it's fonts or whatever. So you go into that area and it gives you another category so you can get more specific with what you're looking for. 818 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:51,140 I'm so excited for this even though it happened and all the stuff we have now is better. 819 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:58,140 I'm so excited the way it's been presented. It's a very high energy, high octane presentation of what's to come. 820 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:03,140 Click on that and it opens up and it tells you step by step, you know, you just click from page to page. 821 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:07,140 It tells you what to do and then it highlights exactly where you're supposed to go. 822 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,140 It's no secret that the Max GUI interface was years ahead of... 823 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:15,140 What a scene! Doesn't it look electric? 824 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:25,140 You'd want to just get so much work. You'd never want to leave. You'd never want to leave the lovely gray, the beige grays. 825 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:34,140 Lovely kind of paste beige gray folders and draw combination set. Classic whiteboard scenario. Amazing stuff. 826 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:44,140 It's time. But Apple knows it cannot sit still, especially with Windows 95 on the horizon. And experienced Mac users seem positive about the latest improvements. 827 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:57,140 I'd say it's definitely in the right direction because, um, I mean, sometimes as users we don't really know what are like system things and what are program things, right? You know, so as far as the system part goes, it's going in the right direction. 828 00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:01,140 For the computer chronicles. I'm Giles Bateman. 829 00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:19,140 Thanks, Giles. A great package. A fantastic package there from Giles Bateman on the Apple Macintosh back in the window. They fucking whatever you 1994. Yeah. Claire Dolan there. What a what an amazing. 830 00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:29,140 Uh, presentation that was. I'm so excited. I'm pumped for the release of that, even though it's already happened over two or three decades ago. 831 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:36,140 On to the next bit now. Stuart Chiffey is going to tell us some more stuff with another person back in the studio. 832 00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:45,140 Look at this. I love these bits. I'm going to keep rewinding them because you just get to see a little snapshot of lads standing around looking at screens. 833 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:53,140 In a kind of morose kind of fashion that the lighting's a bit dark as well. They change. They change that after a few series. 834 00:31:53,140 --> 00:32:10,280 Sorry, sorry. 835 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:40,240 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 836 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,060 they took a real stylistic fucking curve ball turn. 837 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:48,340 And they just got some fella in to go, oh. 838 00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:05,960 Now let's see what the folks at Microsoft have done to improve on Windows 3.1. 839 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,560 Here to show us Windows 95 is Brent Effington of Microsoft. 840 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,280 All right, a lot of new things in Windows 95. 841 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:12,620 You've replaced File Manager. 842 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,940 You've replaced Program Manager. 843 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,700 You've done away with it. 844 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,940 File Manager got replaced. 845 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:19,780 The eight-character limitation. 846 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,460 Eight-character limitation replaced. 847 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,520 We've got Brent Effington here from Microsoft. 848 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,640 He's going to be here to explain the File Manager system, 849 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:37,040 which has been replaced, which they nuked for Win95. 850 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,800 File Manager system has been nuked and rebuilt from the ground up. 851 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,060 We have Brent Effington here. 852 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:51,480 Sorry, I will just go back here just to get a little bit more of a taste here of what's to come. 853 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,560 We've got Stuart Sheffey. 854 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,900 Classic Sheffey face there. 855 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,160 Classic Sheffey's. 856 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,640 Schultz, thanks for the tip. 857 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,960 Cormac Malloy, thanks for the tip. 858 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,160 And Mild Sheffey, thanks for the tip. 859 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,980 And Darken Shrine, thanks for the tip. 860 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,520 I hope you're getting on well, Darken Shrine. 861 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,760 And that your shrine isn't too dark. 862 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,120 And you've got enough light in that shrine to be able to fucking see around the place. 863 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,180 You don't want to trip up over some bits. 864 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,220 Thanks very much there, Billy's Melons. 865 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:25,520 I hope you're getting on well. 866 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,700 And Tommy T time. 867 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:30,860 Let's get on with this. 868 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,800 We've got Brent Effington. 869 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,600 He's going to tell us some of the amazing new features in Win95. 870 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:49,260 But they didn't replace File Manager and Program Manager. 871 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,460 We have them in later editions of Windows. 872 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,280 So I'm interested to see. 873 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,680 I bet Brent's going to hit him back with something here like, 874 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,580 Well, that's where you're wrong. 875 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,740 Yes, Sheffey. 876 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,720 You're wrong, man. 877 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,360 We haven't replaced them. 878 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,100 We haven't got rid of them. 879 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,000 We've only fucking revolutionized them. 880 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,060 But he wouldn't say that. 881 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,460 Show us how you use Windows 95 now. 882 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,440 Okay, Windows 95 revolves around the start button. 883 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,680 The start button provides a consolidation. 884 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,380 And here you're witnessing the birth of the start button. 885 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:20,860 Start me up. 886 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,120 Never stop. 887 00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,580 You know that track. 888 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,120 We played it enough times on the fucking Tommy Shug thing. 889 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,840 Here we go. 890 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:32,720 Look at this. 891 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:33,940 All right. 892 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:42,400 Check it out, man. 893 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,800 Huffington's going to get you. 894 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,520 There we go. 895 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,720 Look. 896 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,260 Start it up. 897 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:03,280 Start it up. 898 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,940 Choose programs. 899 00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,300 Scroll down to WordPad. 900 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:12,440 So we're going to launch things out of start now. 901 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,880 This is how you launch things out of start. 902 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,000 Love the delivery. 903 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,660 It's a Shughey-esque delivery. 904 00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,960 So you launch things out of start now. 905 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,520 Exactly. 906 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:27,340 The start button is always visible on the screen, even when I maximize programs. 907 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:27,760 All right. 908 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,580 So this is WordPad. 909 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,420 This is the right notepad combination that now comes with Windows? 910 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:31,740 Correct. 911 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,420 It's a replacement. 912 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,380 It's a new Windows 95. 913 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:33,920 Okay. 914 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:39,540 I can also start documents by selecting documents from my document menu on the start button. 915 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,260 Jazz. 916 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:40,660 Jazz. 917 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,340 So you launch the document. 918 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,960 It automatically launched the application. 919 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,280 The document needed to come up. 920 00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:45,700 Exactly. 921 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:46,300 So this is... 922 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,300 You launch the document. 923 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,800 It opens the document in the application. 924 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,480 Sounds like piss to you and I nowadays, but this back in the day was revolutionary. 925 00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,320 What does he have there? 926 00:36:59,400 --> 00:36:59,520 Look. 927 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,080 Documents. 928 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:03,080 He's got a document called Jazz in his folder. 929 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,320 Look at the other stuff here. 930 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,740 He's got some other stuff there. 931 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:07,300 Is he going to launch any of these ones? 932 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:08,620 Jat. 933 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:09,860 Chicago. 934 00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:11,260 Compass. 935 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,120 Eddie Bricknell. 936 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,380 Music. 937 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:16,880 Present. 938 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,400 Water skiing. 939 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,400 And then just work at the end. 940 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,280 But this is Jazz. 941 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,840 He's going to launch Jazz and it's a BMP. 942 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680 Or a B... 943 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,000 Yeah, BMP, which is... 944 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,780 A Windows Paint project. 945 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:38,280 He's got there of a trumpet, a saxophone, a drum skin, and a piano. 946 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,560 Encompassing all the instruments, the main instruments you would hear, in a jazz band. 947 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,280 Which is why it's called a Jazz Paint. 948 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,780 He wants the application, the document needed to come up. 949 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:48,220 Exactly. 950 00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,000 So this is Paint program now. 951 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:55,000 This is Paint and what I can do is I can easily move between documents... 952 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,360 Bitmap. 953 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,280 ...to the Windows taskbar, which by simply clicking on the button of the window... 954 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,560 And look at that slow zoom in. 955 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,720 It's a bit ominous the way they zoom into this. 956 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,740 Okay, so the bottom... 957 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,260 These little keys down here, it would almost warrant... 958 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,820 A kind of... 959 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,320 A droning... 960 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,840 Kind of scary drone music effect as we reach that bit. 961 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,040 Let's have a look there. 962 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,540 Drone. 963 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:19,220 If we can get that dark drone. 964 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,660 Dark drone. 965 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,180 There. 966 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,700 We get that dark drone. 967 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,620 Really strange. 968 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,240 Maybe this one. 969 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:29,240 Maybe this one. 970 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,180 Sorry there. 971 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:30,440 I just... 972 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,600 I like the perfect drone. 973 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,040 Yes, this is this. 974 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,620 We love this. 975 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:37,680 This is the one that we really got Shafay on dispatches. 976 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,940 Let's see if we can get this. 977 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:49,220 ... through the Windows task bar, which by simply clicking on the button of the window, which is open here on the bottom. 978 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:54,160 So the bottom thing of the task bar gives you a button for every alive application currently running in the window. 979 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,640 Exactly. 980 00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:58,180 So to be able to move information from one document... 981 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,020 What about that there? 982 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,200 Can we zoom in on him? 983 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,480 Zoom in on him. 984 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:36,460 Zoom in on him. 985 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,600 Hammering that guy home. 986 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:44,800 But it does work really well when Stuart's looking at the camera and you slow it down and then turn the footage black and white. 987 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,340 Got a serious fucking pang of deja vu there. 988 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,480 Just looking at this thing here. 989 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,140 Just this... 990 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,520 Just this frame. 991 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,000 And I'm thinking back to what the deja vu could be, but it's not the last day. 992 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:03,940 I know I've seen that before in other iterations of the Computer Chronicles. 993 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:12,360 I've lost count of the amount of times we've seen him on a one-on-one staring at a screen scenario, but it's as if I feel like I've seen this years ago. 994 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,740 Nevertheless, we will continue with this little... 995 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:19,340 And look, that was a real heavy shot as well. 996 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,980 Let me just put the music on to that. 997 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:42,660 That's enough of that. 998 00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,880 Either name really rings true. 999 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,460 Select copy from my edit menu. 1000 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:53,800 Go to the other application and simply click on paste. 1001 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,040 So you did a cut and paste between two different programs running at the same time. 1002 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:57,460 Exactly. 1003 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:57,920 Very easy. 1004 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,300 Great stuff. 1005 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,220 Okay, what is my computer? 1006 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,860 That's that icon up on the left there. 1007 00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,260 My computer is asking what that is. 1008 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,380 We didn't know what that was back in 1994. 1009 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:09,320 This was a brand new concept. 1010 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,660 Concepto novo, as they say in Spain. 1011 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,040 To resources on my computer like printers or information. 1012 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:25,300 So, for example, I can see files on my computer or here I have documents that are in a folder on my computer. 1013 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,020 We've got another slow zoom in, guys. 1014 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,280 So you know what that means, don't you? 1015 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:38,800 So, for example, I can see files on my computer or here I have documents that are in a folder on my computer. 1016 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,440 What you see are icons representing documents and you also see long file names. 1017 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:52,980 So I can easily, by simply clicking on the document I want, type in a long file name to replace the cryptic 8.3 name. 1018 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,540 So they're really hot alive areas. 1019 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,280 You can actually go in there and type inside. 1020 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:56,680 Correct. 1021 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,820 Unbelievable stuff. 1022 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,220 What else can you do with my computer? 1023 00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,920 What else? 1024 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,000 What else? 1025 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,060 What else can you do is, for example, access to... 1026 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,500 Stuart's a real hustler. 1027 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:07,440 He doesn't let anyone hang around too long on anything. 1028 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,300 He's like, what else? 1029 00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:09,040 What else have you got? 1030 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,540 Show me. 1031 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,760 Now, what's going on? 1032 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,060 It's a 255 character. 1033 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,420 What else can you do with my computer? 1034 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:22,940 What I can also do is, for example, access to my printers, I can take information and put it on the desktop if I want by simply clicking and dragging and dropping it. 1035 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,680 COVID, thank you. 1036 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,100 So that now gives you a place to actually use the printer. 1037 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,240 I mean, that's a hot button too, basically, the printer icon there. 1038 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:29,600 Exactly. 1039 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:34,560 By double-clicking on the shortcut for the printer, I can see the documents that are sitting in my print queue. 1040 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:41,060 What I can also do is, let me go ahead and start up the replacement, really, for File Manager called Windows Explorer. 1041 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,400 And let me go back to the same folder. 1042 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:51,200 And I can also print by simply clicking a document that I want, dragging it, and dropping it on the printer. 1043 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,180 It's as easy as that. 1044 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:52,420 Wow. 1045 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,340 So this is Windows Explorer with the place's File Manager. 1046 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:55,800 Correct. 1047 00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:02,280 What we've done is provided different views for information on the computer. 1048 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:10,660 And we also have capabilities for power users, for example, using the right mouse button to access context information, 1049 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:13,400 like QuickView, which allows me to see the contents of the file. 1050 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,500 And we're back on the jazz icon again using QuickView. 1051 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:21,880 It's a real incredible piece of software, a real revolutionary step for Windows 95. 1052 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:27,620 And, of course, we became the fucking standard operating systems throughout the world. 1053 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:29,840 Thank you very much for the tips there, lads. 1054 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,320 Frankie MacSimp. 1055 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,180 Another Max. 1056 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:34,520 Another Scudder. 1057 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:34,960 Thank you. 1058 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:36,140 Chef Pest. 1059 00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,080 And COVID Anan. 1060 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,580 And Jimmy Turbo. 1061 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:47,200 Thank you very much, Jimmy Turbo, who says, Stuart Sheffay is like a compressed zip file slowly being unpacked. 1062 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,240 An amazing analogy or an amazing imagery. 1063 00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,420 Set of images you've put in my mind there. 1064 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,520 It's worthy of that bitmap of the jazz trumpet and saxophone combo. 1065 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,080 We won't linger on it too long. 1066 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,260 Now you know how to Fat32. 1067 00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,520 Thank you very much for your tip. 1068 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:02,660 All right. 1069 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:06,020 Another thing new in Windows 95 is network capability built in. 1070 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:06,640 Show me that. 1071 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,100 Show me that. 1072 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,580 There's no please. 1073 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,800 There's no thank you. 1074 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,440 You're on Sheffay time. 1075 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,780 Get with the program or get the hell out the studio. 1076 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,820 That's what people would be told before going into the studio. 1077 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:20,960 The network neighborhood gives me access to... 1078 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,820 One more look at that. 1079 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,360 It's a real classic move. 1080 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,500 It's a real power move. 1081 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,380 It's a real power chef. 1082 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,380 We go here. 1083 00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:29,800 We go here. 1084 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,220 We go here. 1085 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:31,480 We go here now. 1086 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,680 So, internet access software built in. 1087 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,020 Built in. 1088 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,440 In addition to the rest of the network stuff. 1089 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:36,820 Exactly. 1090 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:37,020 All right. 1091 00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:39,480 Now, while we're talking about network, you've got Microsoft Exchange. 1092 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:44,920 And that's the sort of universal inbox so that all kinds of electronic communications shows up in one common inbox. 1093 00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:45,660 Exactly. 1094 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,080 Microsoft Exchange. 1095 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:50,800 And let me go back to the start button and open up my inbox. 1096 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:59,080 Go on. 1097 00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,080 Go on. 1098 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:07,020 I also use rich text capability to really make impactful messages that I can send to other Windows 95 users or send to other users, for example, on the internet. 1099 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:07,620 Look at that. 1100 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,020 Colored text. 1101 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,180 Italic text. 1102 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,240 They have bold text. 1103 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:11,860 Big text. 1104 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,580 Little text. 1105 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,660 Cardboard box. 1106 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,260 Jazz bitmap. 1107 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,720 You've got the Windows logo. 1108 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,240 Pictures. 1109 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,060 This is all you can do in your own fucking email. 1110 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,660 This is before email. 1111 00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:25,740 Or is it? 1112 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,660 All right. 1113 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:36,120 We also use rich text capability to really make impactful messages that I can send to other Windows 95 users or send to other users, for example, on the information highway. 1114 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:36,900 Yes. 1115 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:36,900 All right. 1116 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:37,820 What is autoplay? 1117 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:39,980 That's an easy way now to use multimedia? 1118 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,800 Multimedia in Windows 95 has never been easier. 1119 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,020 Through autoplay. 1120 00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:45,260 Multimedia. 1121 00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:46,420 We've got autoplay. 1122 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:57,620 So we stick this disk into your machine pipe and it loads up the files on that disk without I even having to go into the disk to press start. 1123 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,520 I wonder if that's how he's going to say that. 1124 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,600 All you have to do is take the CD-ROM that has an autoplay enabled application. 1125 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,380 Check out that CD-ROM there. 1126 00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,620 Look at the, it's a separate system. 1127 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,760 Even though I could see one built in on it. 1128 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,260 It's a floppy. 1129 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,140 He's got a floppy drive built into the main hub unit. 1130 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,160 But for the compact optical disk, 700 megabyte data capacity, remember? 1131 00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:28,600 He's got his own separate unit, which would have cost an arm and a leg back at the time. 1132 00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:32,880 And it comes in that lovely piss gray beige color as well. 1133 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,700 All I have to do is take the CD-ROM. 1134 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:34,640 Absolutely exciting stuff. 1135 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:36,120 Puts the CD-ROM. 1136 00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,420 And look at the little finger work down here. 1137 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:41,540 Check out the bottom, the way he presses it with the finger. 1138 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,360 It's a real lovely index job. 1139 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,900 And I think it's worthy of some dark drone music too. 1140 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,740 Let's have a look. 1141 00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,820 If we slow that down to 0.25. 1142 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,560 And then we press play there. 1143 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,240 Hit our drone music. 1144 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,520 Tonight on Dispatch is the compact disc man. 1145 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,480 The compact disc fingerer. 1146 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,400 He was the Microsoft employee who knew too much about compact discs. 1147 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,080 Tonight at 9 on Dispatch is compact disc man. 1148 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,120 And we can stop that drone music. 1149 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,980 We don't need that anymore and go back to full speed. 1150 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:30,700 Because why? 1151 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,740 Because we need to be able to hear what he's saying. 1152 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,060 Put the volume back up and then we'll just click back there. 1153 00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,480 Just to get another full latch. 1154 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,620 Take the CD-ROM that has an autoplay enabled application. 1155 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,500 Put it in the CD-ROM. 1156 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,100 Close it. 1157 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:43,600 Really nice. 1158 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:50,540 And Shafé knows it was a perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect push down maneuver as well. 1159 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,760 Because he's locked on. 1160 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,980 He's eyeball to eyeball. 1161 00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:55,940 With Mickey Microsoft. 1162 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,240 Whatever his name was. 1163 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,340 Brent Ettington. 1164 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:04,180 And when Shafé gives you that look, you know you can fuck around. 1165 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:07,480 Thanks very much Katrina McDermott for the tip there. 1166 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:08,360 Let's have a little look there. 1167 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:15,620 And look at the way Shafé goes from casually eyeballing the CD-ROM unit back to Effington. 1168 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,940 And Effington is fucking easy. 1169 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,620 He better effing watch himself. 1170 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,160 Autoplay enabled application. 1171 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,040 Put it in the CD-ROM. 1172 00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:23,740 Close it. 1173 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,780 And even a four-year-old can now use multimedia. 1174 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,120 Even a four-year-old can use multimedia. 1175 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,880 Even a four-year-old would have to have a lot of money though to be able to go in and buy the stuff. 1176 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,740 And it doesn't look appealing whatsoever. 1177 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,360 Why would you... 1178 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,380 What would be on that disc? 1179 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:40,600 Another shitty... 1180 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,100 A picture of a jazz blimp or a jazz trumpet. 1181 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,680 What would happen is the application will automatically start and all the... 1182 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:47,920 Alright. 1183 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:48,920 Oh, so there we go. 1184 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,300 There is. 1185 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:50,160 Sorry, I beg your pardon. 1186 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,720 I thought there was going to be... 1187 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,160 I don't know. 1188 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,120 Some tunes on the disc or something like that. 1189 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,240 But it's Freddy Fish. 1190 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,740 It's an amazing seafood-based game. 1191 00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,600 Or Sea Quest-based game. 1192 00:49:00,620 --> 00:49:01,220 I beg your pardon. 1193 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,580 Hopefully they don't eat the fish in that. 1194 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:09,440 Otherwise, as you can see, ages four to nine, they would be quite traumatized by any of that business. 1195 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:18,060 But he looks to be loosely based on one of the fish out of The Little Mermaid. 1196 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,100 Let's have a look. 1197 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,040 So Windows automatically detects you've just inserted a CD-ROM and figures, well, I guess he wanted to launch it. 1198 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,020 So it launches it. 1199 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:25,580 And it'll do that. 1200 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,460 Or it may help the user... 1201 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:28,040 Sean O'Snachter dispatches. 1202 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:28,740 Thank you very much. 1203 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,600 To configure the application. 1204 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,420 So this is an auto-launch scenario, guys. 1205 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,000 You didn't have this back in the previous iteration of Windows. 1206 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:40,000 You had to go into the fucking thing and find out how to start it and get it done yourself. 1207 00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,060 This is a learning... 1208 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:42,860 It's a CPU. 1209 00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:44,140 It's a neural net processor. 1210 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,700 It's a learning computer. 1211 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,340 All right. 1212 00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:46,820 Another thing. 1213 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,660 There's no DOS now sitting underneath the new Windows 95. 1214 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:52,460 What happens to my old DOS applications that I still want to use? 1215 00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:53,000 Old DOS... 1216 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,680 Get your DOS out and throw it in the bin. 1217 00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,360 It's not worth a fuck. 1218 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,920 That's what I would have said to him. 1219 00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,200 Let's see what Effington says. 1220 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,460 No DOS. 1221 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,200 ...underneath the new Windows 95. 1222 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:06,000 What happens to my old DOS applications that I still want to use? 1223 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:10,240 Old DOS applications can still run in Windows 95 just as they do today under MS-DOS. 1224 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,800 But they also have new capabilities. 1225 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,240 So I can access them from my start button and launch directly. 1226 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,680 You can also use existing MS-DOS-based device drivers as well. 1227 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,000 Okay. 1228 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,660 So this is a game which happens to normally run under DOS. 1229 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,340 But without... 1230 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:22,440 Wow. 1231 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,600 LucasArts. 1232 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:27,940 George Lucas made the Star Wars films. 1233 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:32,380 And then, you know, did a load of other stuff as well. 1234 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,420 Including this game. 1235 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,100 All the other stuff he did was very good as well. 1236 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,380 Including this game, I imagine. 1237 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,120 Whatever it is. 1238 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:41,900 Exactly. 1239 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,880 And can I run a DOS app in a window inside Windows 95? 1240 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:46,140 I can even run it within a window. 1241 00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:48,260 Wow. 1242 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:48,860 Okay. 1243 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:49,400 Pretty cool. 1244 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,160 Windows 95. 1245 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:50,980 Thanks a lot. 1246 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,780 Did you hear that? 1247 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,460 Thank you very much. 1248 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,220 Owl DOSing Bastards for the tip there. 1249 00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,020 And Lee Gannon. 1250 00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,840 Thank you very much. 1251 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,420 Play the video of Bill Gates and the Boys Dancing. 1252 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,540 I will when I can. 1253 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,120 Lee. 1254 00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,720 But thank you very much for the tip. 1255 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,140 The MIDI file. 1256 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,440 Did you hear the music then? 1257 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:07,900 They tried... 1258 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:08,900 They played... 1259 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:17,320 But they couldn't get to that bit. 1260 00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:22,740 The music MIDI system was so limited that it couldn't hit the fucking right notes. 1261 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,920 It started off with the original John Williams, you know, the build-up. 1262 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,280 It's exciting stuff. 1263 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,160 But listen how it goes off. 1264 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,280 It diverges off into a tune which we've never heard before. 1265 00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:38,340 It's iconic in its beginning stage. 1266 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,240 Listen, listen. 1267 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,400 I can even run it within a window. 1268 00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:47,260 Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot. 1269 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,020 What's that bit? 1270 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,780 You're expecting it to go... 1271 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,780 But it goes like a... 1272 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:05,480 It's like they said to a four-year-old, 1273 00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,200 you just do the rest of the music there. 1274 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:09,780 And then... 1275 00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:15,260 Play that one more time. It's terrible. 1276 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,540 Within a window. 1277 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,380 Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot. 1278 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,240 Alright, now... 1279 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:31,940 Don't remember that when I watched Star Wars at the beginning. 1280 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,600 The iconic screen with all the text on it. 1281 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,160 Don't remember that bit of the tune. 1282 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,420 I can even run it within a window. 1283 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,240 Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot. 1284 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:45,760 Alright... 1285 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,480 Windows 95. Thanks a lot. 1286 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:48,960 Alright... 1287 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,760 Windows 95. Thanks a lot. 1288 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:52,480 Alright, now... 1289 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,180 Shouldn't have left that bit in, lads. 1290 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,620 We're not gonna buy the game now. 1291 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:57,480 Sure as night follows day when Microsoft... 1292 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,880 And look at that for a transition as well. 1293 00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,240 As sure as night follows day... 1294 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,240 And I'm... 1295 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:04,960 Stuart J.V. 1296 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,520 Alright, now... 1297 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,440 Just as sure as night follows day... 1298 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,300 When Microsoft comes out with a new version of its operating system... 1299 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,000 Peter Norton is usually right behind... 1300 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,300 With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program. 1301 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,940 Oh, Norton. 1302 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,920 The old snake in the grass. 1303 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:24,120 He's the fella now who made a lot of good money on the antivirus kind of stuff as well. 1304 00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,580 Because he was in the beginning. 1305 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,340 He was there at the fucking beginning. 1306 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,560 He knew the ins, the outs. 1307 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,920 He knew what people were doing. 1308 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,280 And he got in there. 1309 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,820 He's like that Simantech guy. 1310 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,340 Or McAfee. 1311 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,380 Or whatever those guys are. 1312 00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:36,480 They did well. 1313 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:37,200 They did well. 1314 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,340 ...usually right behind... 1315 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,520 With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program. 1316 00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:44,820 Here to show us the new Norton Utilities for Windows 95... 1317 00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:45,200 He's not... 1318 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,680 Did he say infamous, Don? 1319 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,980 Or is that a nod to the infamous Kiki Stockhammer? 1320 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,920 Night follows day when Microsoft comes out with a new version of its operating system. 1321 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,700 Peter Norton is usually right behind... 1322 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,940 With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program. 1323 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:01,880 Here to show us the new Norton Utilities for Windows 95... 1324 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,160 He's right behind you, lads. 1325 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,160 ...95 is Enrique Salem of Symantec. 1326 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:07,820 Alright, every time... 1327 00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,000 Oh, sorry. 1328 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:08,920 Enrique what? 1329 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:09,940 Microsoft comes... 1330 00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:11,460 Enrique Salem of Symantec. 1331 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,020 Okay, Salem. 1332 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:15,560 Alright, every time Microsoft comes out with one of these things, you guys jump up real quick 1333 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,640 and say, we've got some things that isn't inside Windows that every user want to have. 1334 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,020 What do you have in the new Norton? 1335 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:20,540 Okay. 1336 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,100 The Utilities are specifically designed and architected for Windows 95. 1337 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,620 They're full 32-bit programs that take advantage of the multitasking and multithreading capabilities 1338 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:29,420 of Windows 95. 1339 00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:32,080 Prior to installing Windows 95... 1340 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,360 Lovely, lovely fading of the interest there. 1341 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,620 It's a quality Sheffet technique. 1342 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,940 And a lot of people out there are budding presenters, people who want to have a career in media. 1343 00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,020 You do well to fucking study some of these moves. 1344 00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:45,780 Look at the head. 1345 00:54:45,980 --> 00:54:46,860 The little... 1346 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:48,340 I am paying attention. 1347 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,720 Prior to installing Windows 95... 1348 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,020 There's a couple things... 1349 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:52,720 Communications. 1350 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,360 It's not all about chatting. 1351 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,940 It's how you react as well. 1352 00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:59,660 These utilities that you'll be seeing are actually the Win32 versions. 1353 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:02,360 We also ship the DOS versions with the product. 1354 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,780 Alright, so you're saying this Norton Utilities... 1355 00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:05,620 Snakefish. 1356 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,800 Thank you very much. 1357 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,300 With Windows 95, but you should also run it before you install Windows 95. 1358 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:11,920 Absolutely. 1359 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:12,820 Alright, to do what? 1360 00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:13,860 Game Boy. 1361 00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:17,440 The first thing that a user should do is run NDAGs to test their hardware. 1362 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:18,440 It does a comprehensive hardware... 1363 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,340 Check that guy out. 1364 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,140 It's the Norton Disk Doctor. 1365 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,860 A real fully qualified... 1366 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:24,040 Pardon me. 1367 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,040 A real fully qualified MD. 1368 00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,440 He is on the list. 1369 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,820 He's not struck off the list. 1370 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,300 He's a pure MD. 1371 00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:35,300 He went to college, med school... 1372 00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:37,080 And now he's in computers. 1373 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,980 He's literally trapped inside the fucking computer screen. 1374 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,420 Ready to see you. 1375 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,680 Do you have a medical card? 1376 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,020 If not, 50 euro. 1377 00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:49,380 Just to open that window back in 1995. 1378 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,080 50 euro. 1379 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,580 And another thing... 1380 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,520 The euro had not even been invented. 1381 00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,240 But the guys at Norton saw it coming. 1382 00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:57,320 They were there. 1383 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:58,080 At the time. 1384 00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:02,440 To check things like IRQ conflicts and memory errors. 1385 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,020 Why does he need this stethoscope? 1386 00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:08,380 Is he going to put that to the fucking tower and listen in? 1387 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,200 Sure, you could just open it up and look at it. 1388 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,440 You don't need to listen to it. 1389 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,080 Monitors on the blink. 1390 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:25,480 Why is he going to take the stethoscope and put it to the back of the fucking CRT monitor and listen to it? 1391 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,820 Sure, you could open it up. 1392 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,960 You don't need to listen to the monitor if it's fucked up. 1393 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,060 The second step that you want to do is run the Norton Disk Doctor to make sure that your hard disk is free from errors. 1394 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,220 Let's take a quick look here at the Norton Disk Doctor. 1395 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:47,320 Some of the options that we've built in are the background capability. 1396 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:54,080 You want to make sure that your hard drive is clean. 1397 00:56:54,080 --> 00:57:01,340 You want to make sure your hard drive is clean. 1398 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:02,760 A brand new piece of... 1399 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,820 Tell me more about the Space Wizard. 1400 00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:07,960 I hear you're fucking dealing with Space Wizards now. 1401 00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:08,840 Is that the crack? 1402 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,080 The utilities. 1403 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:15,300 What Space Wizard does is over time people tend to accumulate files that they don't need. 1404 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,660 Yeah, we need to get rid of those files quick. 1405 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,320 Tell me, how do I get rid of them quick? 1406 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,460 There's like temporary files and duplicate files. 1407 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,040 So what you're seeing here is a list of some of the files that Space Wizard has found. 1408 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,480 And look at Space Wizard there. 1409 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:31,040 Thank you very much, Christy Whimsy. 1410 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:31,640 Thank you very much. 1411 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,100 Clyde Carroll, Snakefish and Old Dasser. 1412 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,120 Installbat. 1413 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:38,860 Michelle X. 1414 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,200 Is that what's going on there? 1415 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:40,800 What's that about? 1416 00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:42,180 Prime. 1417 00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:43,940 Debug. 1418 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:44,720 Resource. 1419 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:45,460 Idlist. 1420 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,600 Some of these stuff. 1421 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,080 Debug. 1422 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:47,640 Registry. 1423 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,660 Some of these stuff. 1424 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,200 You wouldn't know what the fuck these lads were looking at. 1425 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,980 And how does Space Wizard know these are files I don't need anymore? 1426 00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,380 What it does is it's looking for specific extensions and it doesn't actually delete them. 1427 00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:04,680 What it does is it lists them out for the user so that the user can go ahead and decide what they want to remove, 1428 00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:06,700 either to a floppy drive or to a network drive. 1429 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,140 Okay. 1430 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,460 And the main thing with this utility is it's very safe. 1431 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,320 The last step. 1432 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:13,980 Didn't sound safe. 1433 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,240 Didn't sound safe there, Enrique, when you said that. 1434 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,240 It sounded like there was a bit of a hesitancy after you said it was safe, as if to say, 1435 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:26,180 it's, you know, as safe as we can get it, but it's not really fucking safe. 1436 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,060 Listen to this here. 1437 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,300 I'm not, I'm not. 1438 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:29,220 Okay. 1439 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,500 And the main thing with this utility is it's very safe. 1440 00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:34,380 The last step. 1441 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:35,260 Did you hear that? 1442 00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:41,440 Bit of a fucking stumble on the next line as if to say, yeah, it's not that safe. 1443 00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:44,360 It might not be safe, to be honest with you. 1444 00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:47,660 Stu, I'm laying the fucking job on the line here. 1445 00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:53,480 The last step that you want to do is run Speed Disk. 1446 00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:59,340 Speed Disk makes sure that your hard drive is defragmented and make sure your computer is running at peak performance. 1447 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:05,220 All right, so it gets Windows 95 running at its max and it gets your computer set up so it'll take care of Windows 95. 1448 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:05,640 Yeah. 1449 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:06,600 Okay. 1450 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:06,600 Okay. 1451 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,700 That's Stu, you're in utilities for Windows 95. 1452 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,900 Now there are some of you out there who just get livid with all this talk about Windows. 1453 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:13,720 I'm talking about- 1454 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,500 Fucking hate it. 1455 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,800 And I'm glad you're moving on, Stu, because I'm livid at the moment. 1456 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,100 All this talk about Windows. 1457 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,480 Change the channel, mate. 1458 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,440 About the OS2 fans. 1459 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,280 It's hard to find a group of users who are more passionate about a product. 1460 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,780 So let's take a look at the newest version of IBM's OS2 called Warp. 1461 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:36,340 Wow. 1462 00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:36,340 Stanford. 1463 00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:37,340 Stanford. 1464 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:40,580 Stanford University is looking for more efficient ways to- 1465 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,640 And look at the room here. 1466 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,280 Look at the scenario down here. 1467 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,960 We've got a little bit of a scene going on down here in Stanford University. 1468 00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:53,040 It's Paolo Alto, California, Silicon Valley, where all the fucking computer chips got made. 1469 00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:01,460 And we've got a scene with a lot of microcomputer men doing a lot of computer stuff. 1470 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,780 It's the computer men, ladies and gentlemen. 1471 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:19,760 They're living in their little computer box room with a load of computers, tinkering around, fixing things, clicking, putting wires into keyboards, putting- soldering on miniature wires into the fucking mother chips, the motherboards. 1472 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,680 All that shit got done here. 1473 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,560 And check it out. 1474 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,880 It's a clean little office. 1475 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:28,880 The university is looking for more efficient ways to convert data into useful information. 1476 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:39,460 The lab's experiments involve the fabrication of very large scale integrated circuits, work that requires designing, building, and testing new models using computers at every step. 1477 01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:55,660 The way we use the lab is to integrate them as the controlling mechanism for our design, simulation, and testing of the constructed parts. 1478 01:00:55,660 --> 01:01:05,780 So the computers are connected to all the instruments you can see behind me and permit us to manage the instrument and capture the data from the instrument. 1479 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,580 Sorry, Jamie Matthews, thank you very much. 1480 01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:11,760 This is riveting stuff here from Stanford University. 1481 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,580 It's one of the Ivy League jobs, I think. 1482 01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:22,040 programming and multitasking meant that the computer could be managing the flow of data to and from an instrument. 1483 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,640 Thanking you. 1484 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,740 And running other applications at the same time. 1485 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:30,260 Really, it's a real nice level playing field. 1486 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,480 It's a leveled off voice. 1487 01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:32,900 It doesn't ever go high or low. 1488 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,640 It's one of those. 1489 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:34,500 It's a real dreamer. 1490 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,960 It's a real dreamer. 1491 01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:40,960 You could listen to that and just space away. 1492 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,420 It's a real nice situation Michael Godfrey's got going on here. 1493 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,720 Let's listen to a bit more of this. 1494 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:55,160 And running other applications at the same time was also key to the whole system being productive. 1495 01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:03,600 The VLSI lab has been using IBM's OS2 for several years and recently graduated to the latest version called Warp. 1496 01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:08,120 The lab's director settled on OS2 as a friendlier alternative to Unix, 1497 01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:13,640 and the newest version has features to make the system more stable and the interface easier to use. 1498 01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:17,240 It is more stable than the system before. 1499 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,260 Wow. 1500 01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:24,260 I think I feel more strongly than most people that computers ought to really work. 1501 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:24,800 Really. 1502 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:33,300 And the fact is that when we've run the lab course, the computers have run through all the lab sessions. 1503 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:39,620 The students have never had to experience waiting around with nothing to do while the computer gets restarted. 1504 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,460 Yeah, it's reported. 1505 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,600 The easy install program automatically identifies and configures the hardware to meet specifications. 1506 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:52,400 A toolbar called the Launchpad permits direct access to commonly used applications, folders, and printers. 1507 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,740 There's even a basic plug and play menu to help. 1508 01:02:55,740 --> 01:02:56,840 Greg, Greg from the States. 1509 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,700 Thank you very much. 1510 01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,920 I hope you're getting on well there, Greg from the States. 1511 01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:03,080 You're a newish software engineer, and this guy gives me flashbacks to uni. 1512 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,560 Thank you very much for the tip there, lads. 1513 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:09,560 Jamie Matthews, Johnny Shkoop, Norton vs. LimeWire AIDS Crisis. 1514 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,020 Thank you very much, Christy Whimsey and Clyde Carroll. 1515 01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:15,600 Hapless users with problem-plagued installations. 1516 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,080 Amazingly, all this runs on less memory. 1517 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:19,700 No way. 1518 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:23,580 IBM did something that is extraordinarily unusual. 1519 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:32,200 They really did explicitly decide the next system is going to use less memory, and we're just going to sit down and figure out how to do it. 1520 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,140 The system is clearly tighter. 1521 01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:35,580 What fucking tight is it? 1522 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,280 I nodded off there. 1523 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:37,860 What time is it? 1524 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,080 We're still going, right? 1525 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,040 We're still in Stanford. 1526 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:49,080 The discipline of sitting down and saying this time we're going to make the software smaller is practically a first in the industry. 1527 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:52,380 With the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman. 1528 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:59,060 We made this. 1529 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,880 I felt really strongly about what we were doing. 1530 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:08,520 We wanted to decrease the amount of time waiting in between processing units. 1531 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,040 I really feel strongly that we've made something here. 1532 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,580 Stanford. 1533 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,920 Just like a low humming background noise of computers. 1534 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,540 Fuck me, man. 1535 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,800 That would send you to sleep. 1536 01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:23,440 It was a great package, though. 1537 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,060 It was a very good package. 1538 01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:32,560 It was three minutes long, and I didn't retain any of the information at all. 1539 01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:37,980 Design, simulation, and testing of the constructed parts. 1540 01:04:38,180 --> 01:04:38,480 Right. 1541 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:44,820 Students have never had to experience better performance on large systems as well as small. 1542 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,620 Fuck. 1543 01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:48,140 We're back to this. 1544 01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:56,240 One reason Windows has been dominating in the OS battle is the strong support of software applications developers, and that's continuing with Windows 95. 1545 01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:03,020 It's not even out yet, but many software vendors are already poised to launch Win 95 versions of their applications. 1546 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:03,520 John Sheridan. 1547 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:04,020 John Sheridan. 1548 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,020 Thank you very much, John Sheridan. 1549 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,780 Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio. 1550 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:09,400 Look at this, man. 1551 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,980 As an applications developer, what does Windows 95 mean to you? 1552 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:16,960 How do you take advantage of the new operating system environment to make your application work better? 1553 01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:20,080 Well, first step, of course, you want to get to be a 32-bit application. 1554 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,740 Take advantage of the performance improvements and reliability improvements offered in that environment. 1555 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:31,880 But second, and I think more important to the users, is embrace the user interface changes that Windows 95 is bringing out. 1556 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:32,120 All right. 1557 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,200 Show me what you mean by that. 1558 01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:38,480 Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data. 1559 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,660 What you want to do rather than how to do it. 1560 01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:51,820 Exactly. And when we install Vizio, we include templates for a collection of different drawing types presented here with different icons and, of course, long file names using that feature of Windows 95. 1561 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:57,560 So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting it inside your application. 1562 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,940 Or even here outside the application before I've launched Vizio. 1563 01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:01,380 Right. 1564 01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:05,260 I go in here and I say I want to do a flow chart by double-clicking the flow chart icon. 1565 01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:08,240 I just had to truck off there to the bathroom. 1566 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,420 Go back there for a moment and see what I've missed here. 1567 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:12,800 This guy looks insane. 1568 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,440 Vizio. 1569 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:13,880 Wow. 1570 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,640 Business drawing for Windows 95. 1571 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,460 There's drag and drop drawing for every desktop. 1572 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,360 This is incredible stuff. 1573 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,240 The likes of which we've never seen before. 1574 01:06:23,740 --> 01:06:26,340 And we've also got a slow-moving zoom in. 1575 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,340 You've just seen this. 1576 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:29,560 And guess what? 1577 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,840 We're going to watch it all over again. 1578 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,900 This first intro. 1579 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,840 But it's insane. 1580 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,540 The situation. 1581 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,940 The little slip of the tongue there from your man. 1582 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,420 It was a real lizard-like. 1583 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:43,980 There we go. 1584 01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:44,980 It's one of those. 1585 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,360 It's just one of those. 1586 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:51,880 When the tongue comes out, you know the presentation's going to be a real blaster. 1587 01:06:53,260 --> 01:07:02,360 Let's have a little look there and see what he said again. 1588 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,540 We're going to show you two of them. 1589 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,500 And here to help us get started is Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio. 1590 01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:10,020 Put it away, you dirty york. 1591 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:15,120 And here to help us get started is Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio. 1592 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:15,740 Hello, Stuart. 1593 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:19,280 As an applications developer, what does Windows 95 mean to you? 1594 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:23,260 How do you take advantage of the new operating system environment to make your application work better? 1595 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:26,380 Well, first step, of course, you want to get to be a 32-bit application. 1596 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,560 Take advantage of the performance improvements. 1597 01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,600 Fat 32. 1598 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,220 Liability improvements offered in that environment. 1599 01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:39,360 But second, and I think more important to the users, is embrace the user interface changes that Windows 95 is bringing out. 1600 01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:40,680 All right, show me what you mean by that. 1601 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:45,940 Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data. 1602 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:48,120 What you want to do rather than how to do it. 1603 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:48,240 Exactly. 1604 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,680 We had a slow zoom there. 1605 01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:52,800 We need to have this music here. 1606 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,160 We need to have this music for this zoom. 1607 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,180 It just doesn't work. 1608 01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,760 Thinking about applications to thinking about data. 1609 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:04,860 Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data. 1610 01:08:05,060 --> 01:08:06,980 What you want to do rather than how to do it. 1611 01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:07,380 Exactly. 1612 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:18,220 And when we install Vizio, we include templates for a collection of different drawing types presented here with different icons and, of course, long file names using that feature of Windows 95. 1613 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:22,220 So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting... 1614 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:25,840 Oh, it was a shame about that little slip from Shafey. 1615 01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:27,780 Don't usually see that from him. 1616 01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:28,960 It's very uncharacteristic. 1617 01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:30,060 Nine to five. 1618 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,920 This is where Shafey's on the job every day. 1619 01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,740 He's working nine to five. 1620 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,980 Getting the fucking strings pulled to make sure this show is the best it can be. 1621 01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,240 And you can't fault the man. 1622 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:48,360 For giving the Dolly Parton a little bit of an old fucking spin around in the words department. 1623 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:53,880 So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting it inside your application. 1624 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,240 Or even here outside the application before I've launched Vizio. 1625 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:57,700 Right. 1626 01:08:57,780 --> 01:09:01,560 I go in here and I say I want to do a flow chart by double clicking the flow chart icon. 1627 01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:06,940 I come up with a collection of flow chart symbols which I can drag and drop onto my drawing page. 1628 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,540 We'll make a very, very brief. 1629 01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:10,860 And that's the drag and drop. 1630 01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:12,000 The drag and drop. 1631 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:13,860 The scenario. 1632 01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:19,120 It's a great drag and drop scenario invented by a Chinese dragon. 1633 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,040 Millennia ago. 1634 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:24,000 Used to just drop things on people's heads. 1635 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,760 And then they took that concept and worked it into software. 1636 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,420 And then we had stuff like this. 1637 01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,760 An unbelievable situation. 1638 01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,580 Business document. 1639 01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:31,920 Graphic. 1640 01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:33,000 It's all drag and drop. 1641 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:33,820 Exactly. 1642 01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:39,220 We've applied the drag and drop idea in Vizio to graphics. 1643 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,040 Of course, we also have smart connections. 1644 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,400 You can add text to shapes very easily. 1645 01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:49,480 And add text to connectors, you would expect. 1646 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:55,440 And be able to do all of that very, very seamlessly from within the application. 1647 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,440 The duality of man. 1648 01:09:58,260 --> 01:10:03,360 And look, there's a lovely, lazy, fair presentation here from this guy from Vizio. 1649 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,240 He's going for the one pocket poly. 1650 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,820 He's got the left hand stuck in there. 1651 01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:16,200 He doesn't really need to go arse over tit trying to explain himself with the body language. 1652 01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:19,940 He's, you know, he's the fucking guy you can go for a pint with. 1653 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,660 He's hanging out. 1654 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,600 Just doesn't really. 1655 01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:25,220 He can do the spreadsheets in his sleep kind of a vibe. 1656 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:32,120 And Stuart Chaffee is really, really focused in on that screen in a big, massive way. 1657 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,700 There's a laptop down there as well. 1658 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,700 Primitive laptop. 1659 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,160 Let's see what's going to happen with that. 1660 01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:38,620 Very seamlessly from within the application. 1661 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:39,080 All right. 1662 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,340 So what are some of the other things that Vizio does? 1663 01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:48,160 Well, let me use the Windows taskbar to shift back to our Vizio 32 window and open up a folder where I have some drawings I created earlier. 1664 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:51,300 I have a plan, I guess, I'd like for my dream office. 1665 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,460 Let me just take that icon here. 1666 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,280 Dream office. 1667 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,360 Greg from the Shades. 1668 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:55,640 Thank you. 1669 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:56,840 John Sheridan, 69. 1670 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:57,600 Thank you very much. 1671 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,560 T22 BC. 1672 01:10:59,200 --> 01:10:59,720 You're a legend. 1673 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,520 Thank you very much. 1674 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:02,260 Maggie Mannion. 1675 01:11:02,820 --> 01:11:03,820 Thick as Spectacles. 1676 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:05,640 Space Wizard. 1677 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,080 Sandra Joyce. 1678 01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:09,120 Thank you very much. 1679 01:11:09,340 --> 01:11:10,020 Super Ted. 1680 01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:11,600 Dermo Ryan. 1681 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,980 And last but not least, Gary Matthews. 1682 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:15,100 It. 1683 01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:16,980 Lads, it's a slow burner. 1684 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:21,760 The Windows 95 hasn't really fucking set the world to light the way the game shows did. 1685 01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:24,840 But I mean, we might have to go over time on this and watch another one. 1686 01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:26,280 Just my opinion. 1687 01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,140 I don't know about you. 1688 01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:33,380 And Visio opens that up here again using a capability of Windows 95 of drag and drop across applications. 1689 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:36,940 I've always wanted an office that was large enough to fit a sofa. 1690 01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:39,980 And I can try to drag that into the floor plan and see if it works. 1691 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,020 And it, well, things look a little tight here. 1692 01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:44,460 Nice little floor plan you got there. 1693 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,800 We'll zoom in for a slightly closer view. 1694 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,780 A little tight with this file cabinet. 1695 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,060 Let me bring that over here. 1696 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:56,240 I'll rotate the file cabinet and maybe drop it into the corner and say, well, yeah, I think that works. 1697 01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:01,800 Though I don't really like the color of that, I'll use the right mouse button to bring up a context-sensitive menu. 1698 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,840 So again, you're using right mouse button capability. 1699 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:08,700 Again, part of the user interface guidelines of Windows 95. 1700 01:12:09,340 --> 01:12:14,700 We'd expect to see these embraced by all of the applications, which will bear the logo designed for Windows 95. 1701 01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:15,220 Right. 1702 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:21,580 So again, with Visio, you can not only do the layout stuff, you can actually do the patterns and filament and ugly sofas like that. 1703 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:22,840 Ugly sofas like that. 1704 01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:25,320 And if you need to measure it. 1705 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:29,340 Bit of a low dig there at fucking Ted Johnson's sofa. 1706 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,540 See Ted's face there. 1707 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:33,280 He doesn't like that. 1708 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:36,580 He's trying to deal with what the hell has just been leveled at him there. 1709 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:43,860 Ted, as you know, only a few moments ago was dragging and dropping a sofa onto the spreadsheet, which he kind of liked. 1710 01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:50,320 And Shafiz, just after fucking crushing his dreams, live on air. 1711 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:51,960 It's a fucking nightmare. 1712 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,700 This guy's living in a nightmare world at the moment. 1713 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,820 And we're all witnessing it 20 years later. 1714 01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:57,820 It's been preserved for us. 1715 01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:01,760 Floor plan, you'd like to measure it, and you'd like to see that that, in fact, is a 15-foot office. 1716 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,120 Uh-huh. 1717 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:03,560 Vizio has that capability, too. 1718 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:10,840 Not just simple diagrammatic type of things like flow charts, but actual measured floor plans and space plans such as this. 1719 01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:15,520 Again, the variety of things that Vizio can do in that task-oriented view we saw earlier. 1720 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:15,900 All right. 1721 01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:17,280 Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted. 1722 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:17,920 You're welcome, Stuart. 1723 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,560 It was a quick one. 1724 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:20,320 It was a quick exit. 1725 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,060 You're welcome. 1726 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:22,080 You're welcome, Stuart. 1727 01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:23,720 All right. 1728 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,540 Thanks for showing us Vizio. 1729 01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:25,700 Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted. 1730 01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:26,340 You're welcome, Stuart. 1731 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:27,000 Wow. 1732 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:27,460 All right. 1733 01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,080 Let's take a look. 1734 01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:29,920 It was a nice exchange. 1735 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,840 It was a nice exchange. 1736 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:31,720 It was a quick one. 1737 01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:33,380 It was a quick getaway, but he's good at that. 1738 01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:37,260 And it's sincere as well. 1739 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:38,720 It wasn't a real fuck off. 1740 01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:39,400 I'm done. 1741 01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,140 In that task-oriented view we saw earlier. 1742 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:42,540 All right. 1743 01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:43,900 Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted. 1744 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:44,540 You're welcome, Stuart. 1745 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:45,460 Great stuff. 1746 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:45,680 All right. 1747 01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,080 Let's take a look now at another. 1748 01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:51,580 Thank you very much, Mary Murphy, Stuart, for the tip there. 1749 01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:52,840 Swim off to feck. 1750 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:53,760 Thank you very much. 1751 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,180 Greg from the States again. 1752 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:58,040 I hope you're getting on well with the drag and drop. 1753 01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:58,780 Paul Murphy. 1754 01:13:58,860 --> 01:14:00,760 I hope you're getting on well as well, Paul Murphy. 1755 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,640 I wonder if it's Paul Murphy, the politician man. 1756 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:10,420 If so, thanks for watching the stream. 1757 01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:19,320 And Milos, Milos, thank you very much, Milos, 95 Dragon Drop, another dedicated drag and dropper. 1758 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,640 New application which takes advantage of Windows 95. 1759 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:22,760 Picture, publisher. 1760 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:23,940 Look at your man's face. 1761 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,160 He's happy enough in the background doing that. 1762 01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:33,380 Just playing with his little computer screen while Shafi is off gallivanting, introducing new links, new segments. 1763 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,160 He's revolutionizing the fucking program. 1764 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,280 And his lips are wet. 1765 01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,880 New application which takes advantage of Windows 95. 1766 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,000 You can't see it. 1767 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:43,820 I've gone out there. 1768 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,260 Live picture publisher 5.0. 1769 01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:49,760 Here to help answer our questions is Craig Simmons of Micrographics. 1770 01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:50,900 It's classic. 1771 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,020 It's a classic Simmons. 1772 01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:52,800 Here. 1773 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:53,480 First question. 1774 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:54,620 Let's go back there. 1775 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:55,720 Let's build this up. 1776 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,140 New application which takes advantage of Windows 95. 1777 01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:59,120 Picture publisher 5.0. 1778 01:14:59,200 --> 01:14:59,620 Here to help. 1779 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,440 Quib, thank you very much for the tip. 1780 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,380 We're about to see picture. 1781 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,140 Picture point 5.0. 1782 01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:04,380 Sorry. 1783 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:04,760 Picture. 1784 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:05,980 What the fuck's it called? 1785 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,380 The five picture publisher 5.0. 1786 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:10,660 Picture publisher 5.0. 1787 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:15,820 This is some brand new software back in 1994 for Windows 95 coming up. 1788 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:22,940 And we've got a lovely, lovely bit of Simmons is going to introduce this unbelievable bit of software. 1789 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,940 Here to help answer our questions is Craig Simmons of Micrographics. 1790 01:15:26,780 --> 01:15:27,180 Good to be here. 1791 01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:29,920 First question I have for you is really the same one I had for Ted. 1792 01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:36,460 As an applications developer, how do you take advantage of Windows 95 to make your app run better and use that environment better? 1793 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:41,940 Well, again, as Ted stated, things that are important are the interface, being consistent with the user interface. 1794 01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:47,000 And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users. 1795 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:47,920 Instant access. 1796 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:54,060 When are we going to get to see a profile shot of that absolutely insane mullet? 1797 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,780 We don't know if it's going to happen, but we're begging for it. 1798 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,020 We're crying out for it. 1799 01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:00,200 People in the chat there just say mullet. 1800 01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,700 What a hairdo, says Kevin. 1801 01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:05,900 Party boy on the front. 1802 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,400 Power users. 1803 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,960 People are interested in power users. 1804 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,940 Simmons is after you, says CT. 1805 01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:16,940 Mullet 5.0, says Mike Johnson. 1806 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:20,320 And then Quib chimes in with mullet 95. 1807 01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:22,480 Mullet 95. 1808 01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:24,180 Let's see if we can get... 1809 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:26,100 We want to get eyes on this mullet. 1810 01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:27,360 Let's see if we can go for it. 1811 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,340 Paul Murphy, thank you very much. 1812 01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,260 We have done similar things with our face. 1813 01:16:30,380 --> 01:16:31,660 Being consistent with the user interface. 1814 01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:33,020 There's a nice bit there. 1815 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:36,480 It's a lovely, lovely sensual sweep of the forelock. 1816 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:42,480 It's a dreamy engagement on the crown. 1817 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:49,260 Which develops into a sensual lock. 1818 01:16:49,260 --> 01:16:52,120 A neck lock at the back. 1819 01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:58,420 With ample, ample ear room as well for listening. 1820 01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:04,560 You know, you need to be able to hear in this cutthroat business world of micro graphics and Windows 95. 1821 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:10,520 And it's a juicy handlebar mustachio there. 1822 01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:12,720 It's a muzzy, is it? 1823 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:14,300 The footballer. 1824 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:20,640 And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users. 1825 01:17:21,020 --> 01:17:22,460 Instant access into contact system. 1826 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:28,120 Sorry, just before we go on, Mr. Cow or Macow in the chat says Control-Alt-Mullet. 1827 01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:37,580 Also, under Windows 95, one of the most important things we can do for an image editing application like Picture Publisher is take advantage of threading. 1828 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:38,960 And let me show you... 1829 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,700 And is... 1830 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,220 Who is this? 1831 01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:45,580 Threading. 1832 01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,420 Interface, being consistent with the user interface. 1833 01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:53,480 And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users. 1834 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,780 Instant access into context sensitive tool. 1835 01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:04,680 Also, under Windows 95, one of the most important things we can do for an image editing application like Picture Publisher is take advantage of threading. 1836 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:05,360 And let me show you... 1837 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,240 To do the multi-threading so you can really move faster in a graphics intensive application. 1838 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:08,540 Right. 1839 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:14,260 Because one of the problems with image editors has always been bitmaps, moving pixels, a lot of time doing that. 1840 01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:15,780 A lot of time spent doing that. 1841 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,200 One of the most important things to Picture Publisher. 1842 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:24,220 So this image right here, we have already recorded a macro of all the commands we've applied to this image. 1843 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,820 So we'll just go ahead and activate that. 1844 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:30,860 Now, unlike 16-bit Windows, I can click on another window and continue to work. 1845 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,400 Notice this is our task manager showing you what's... 1846 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:33,800 So we're still performing that other job. 1847 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,440 It's a beautiful, beautiful Stonehenge. 1848 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:42,500 And Stuart is really engaged with the fact that he's doing a different job at the same time as showing us this. 1849 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:44,060 And Jamie Burke, thank you very much. 1850 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,900 Obviously, Jamie Burke, very excited there with the one-euro tip. 1851 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:47,820 Thanks so much for that. 1852 01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:51,840 And Gympie Long, thank you very much for the five tip there. 1853 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,840 The Volk is shut down and I have no weed either. 1854 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,120 That's... 1855 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,440 I don't know what the Volk is. 1856 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:05,060 Was there a club or a pub in fucking Ballon Robe called the Volk? 1857 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,800 I'm not sure, but he says he has no weed either. 1858 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:09,660 You don't need it. 1859 01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:10,260 You don't need it. 1860 01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:12,380 You can just watch some Computer Chronicles. 1861 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:13,100 Do you know? 1862 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:19,820 It does make you feel like you're in some kind of other realm. 1863 01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:20,460 That's what I get from it. 1864 01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:23,160 But you're able to move into a second task and work on it simultaneously. 1865 01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:23,880 You betcha. 1866 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:28,060 So while that one's working, we're going to start creating a composite here with our object layers. 1867 01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:29,500 We'll put a hat there. 1868 01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,080 I guess it's kind of an old blue planet here. 1869 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,460 Wow, and check this out. 1870 01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:40,880 It's a fucking hat on a planet and he's calling it old blue planet, a la Frank Sinatra, who's old blue eyes. 1871 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:47,040 I don't remember Frank wearing a hat like that, but maybe he did wear it in one of those films he did. 1872 01:19:47,340 --> 01:19:47,760 There we go. 1873 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,160 And we'll group them together by selecting them both. 1874 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,640 Notice task manager's still working in the background. 1875 01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:54,560 Now we'll even paste in some fire. 1876 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:55,760 Wow. 1877 01:19:55,860 --> 01:19:56,640 He's a real hot artist. 1878 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,360 A microphone. 1879 01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,360 I know it's in here somewhere. 1880 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,480 Paste that down. 1881 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:05,500 And there we have the microphone. 1882 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:10,100 It's going to be old blue planets singing, spitting fire into the mic at Stonehenge. 1883 01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:11,540 What a mind. 1884 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,600 What mind would come up with that concept? 1885 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,900 The mind of Simmons. 1886 01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:16,920 The mullet man. 1887 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,520 Floating objects. 1888 01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:18,460 I can move it to the back. 1889 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,360 But also notice our task manager. 1890 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:23,500 I'd stick the woman in that he had on the other picture as well. 1891 01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:27,080 Maybe she could just be in the background watching from behind the hinge. 1892 01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:28,220 Right. 1893 01:20:28,540 --> 01:20:29,340 So let's click back. 1894 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,580 Look what's happened. 1895 01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,280 You've done the work. 1896 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,060 Done all that work. 1897 01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:32,360 Nice. 1898 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,080 You didn't have to do it. 1899 01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:34,600 Now let's say for example. 1900 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,580 So you can really do two things at once and therefore be more productive using this. 1901 01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:38,000 You bet you. 1902 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,940 As a matter of fact, you can do more than two things at once because you can batch up these commands. 1903 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:42,280 Uh-huh. 1904 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:42,880 As many as you want. 1905 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:43,800 Batch command. 1906 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:44,480 You want to. 1907 01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:47,880 Let's say for example, if you're a client of mine and you don't like this background. 1908 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:48,220 Okay. 1909 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:50,360 Well in other image editing applications you'd have to go. 1910 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:51,320 What client wouldn't. 1911 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,440 Back and redo the whole piece of artwork. 1912 01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:56,000 But with picture publisher we have what we call the command list. 1913 01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,940 Every command is stored that you've applied to the image. 1914 01:20:59,220 --> 01:20:59,520 Wait. 1915 01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,660 So what we can do is go back. 1916 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:02,740 We've got another ominous zoom in there. 1917 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,880 We need to have that music. 1918 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,600 Sorry about that. 1919 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,480 This is just the way the show goes here. 1920 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,060 Every command is stored that you've applied to the image. 1921 01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:09,880 So what we can do is go back. 1922 01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:11,260 All the way back to the beginning. 1923 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,420 Right here to our texture fill. 1924 01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:15,280 Delete it. 1925 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,800 And reinsert a new texture fill. 1926 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,980 And we'll go ahead and apply that. 1927 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:20,180 Again going off. 1928 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,420 Creating another task. 1929 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:22,540 I can continue working here. 1930 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,520 I'm doing the job in the background. 1931 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,980 And you can go back and work on this job. 1932 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:25,260 Right. 1933 01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:27,640 So this is say we're doing a two page layout for this client. 1934 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:28,980 I'm continuing to work. 1935 01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,220 When that's done. 1936 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,360 That will come back up to the front. 1937 01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:32,620 We're creating that chroma mask. 1938 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,820 And it'll finish up. 1939 01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:35,380 Now it's ready for the fill. 1940 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,520 There she is. 1941 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,120 So we'll go ahead and we'll drop in a texture fill. 1942 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:39,200 You can see. 1943 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:39,980 Texture filling. 1944 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,220 I'm always kept up on the progress. 1945 01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:42,440 Where is he going with this? 1946 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,520 We don't know where he's going. 1947 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:44,240 He fucking. 1948 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,760 He pulls out the globe. 1949 01:21:45,900 --> 01:21:46,660 And then it's singing. 1950 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,480 Is it Sinatra or is it a globe? 1951 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,040 We don't know. 1952 01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:50,460 We know it's at Stonehenge anyway. 1953 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,380 Why would it be there? 1954 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,340 That's the world that Stonehenge is already on. 1955 01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:55,820 And that's another world singing as well. 1956 01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:57,360 Keeps on going back to the woman. 1957 01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:59,520 There's a different image behind her. 1958 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,140 What's he going to do with the woman? 1959 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,040 He's going to put her in the stone. 1960 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,360 I hope to God he's going to put her in on the hinge or something. 1961 01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:11,260 It'll be a real, real loss if he hasn't integrated the two by the end of the segment. 1962 01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,000 Task manager. 1963 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,840 Very important feature in picture publisher. 1964 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:16,760 Finishes up the texture fill. 1965 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:21,980 Now all those other commands that created the rest of that image, we can go ahead and let it work. 1966 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,080 And let's finish up this piece of artwork. 1967 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:24,920 Go on. 1968 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,200 Select our selector tool. 1969 01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,560 Move that. 1970 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,480 Now we want to drop in a little radio because it's talk radio here. 1971 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:32,500 Of course. 1972 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,860 It wouldn't have made any sense. 1973 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:43,320 The flaming microphone with a world and a hat on it singing the song at Stonehenge with an orange sky wouldn't have made any sense, Simmons. 1974 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:45,620 Do you know? 1975 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,240 But Simmons knows that. 1976 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:50,020 And he's saved the best to last. 1977 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:50,500 Paste. 1978 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,360 And we'll close down what we call our clipboard browser. 1979 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,280 And we're going to drop in a drop shadow. 1980 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:56,660 Of course. 1981 01:22:56,660 --> 01:22:59,400 It didn't look realistic, Simmons. 1982 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:06,140 The old fashioned 60s, 50s, 40s radio didn't look realistic. 1983 01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:11,060 Then he drops the drop shadow. 1984 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,420 Then he dropped the shadow. 1985 01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:16,380 Holding down the shift key, clicking and dragging off a copy. 1986 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,120 Holy fuck. 1987 01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:17,900 Just fill with black. 1988 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,460 Drop shadow should be that easy. 1989 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,160 Again, two tasks now simultaneously. 1990 01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:22,940 Two tasks, Shakur. 1991 01:23:24,380 --> 01:23:25,460 Change the transparency. 1992 01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:26,960 Move it to the back. 1993 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,080 And we'll also notice in the background that this image is finished. 1994 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:31,580 Wow. 1995 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:32,000 Wow. 1996 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,640 So you're doing all that and all that stuff is going on at the same time. 1997 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:39,060 So you really can take advantage of the multithelium of the speed and the power of this environment. 1998 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:39,380 That's right. 1999 01:23:39,940 --> 01:23:41,200 The speed and the power. 2000 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,780 And you know what is even better? 2001 01:23:43,580 --> 01:23:46,060 There's a slow zoom into fucking Shafi. 2002 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,100 You've still got your man in the background there. 2003 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,000 Jimmy Blue Shirt. 2004 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:54,300 And Shafi's talking about speed and power. 2005 01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:54,960 Oh my God. 2006 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:55,260 Oh my God. 2007 01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:56,020 Speed and power. 2008 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,360 You know what that means? 2009 01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,080 It's a dispatches moment. 2010 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,980 We've got a dispatches moment on our hands. 2011 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,220 Bear with me here while we try and riff this dispatcher off. 2012 01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:04,820 It's very easy to use. 2013 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:08,040 Multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment. 2014 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:13,120 At the same time, I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment. 2015 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:13,380 That's right. 2016 01:24:13,580 --> 01:24:14,820 Okay, let's just drop. 2017 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:15,820 Let's drop that now. 2018 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,360 Let's drop that. 2019 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,760 We drop me off the screen. 2020 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,240 We go over to our Firefox. 2021 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,560 We turn him down. 2022 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,140 And it's... 2023 01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:32,920 You really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment. 2024 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,160 So Shirt's going... 2025 01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:34,640 He's going on. 2026 01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,260 And it's very easy to use. 2027 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:38,620 He's going on about taking advantage. 2028 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,220 He's on about speed and power. 2029 01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:43,520 That's right. 2030 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:48,160 Sometimes, I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment. 2031 01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:48,640 That's right. 2032 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:50,220 And it's very easy to use. 2033 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,160 Wow. 2034 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:54,780 So you're doing all that? 2035 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:56,240 All that stuff that's going on at the same time. 2036 01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:00,480 So I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment. 2037 01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:04,400 Tonight at nine on dispatches, 2038 01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:08,080 he was the Computer Chronicles presenter 2039 01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:12,460 who lost himself to speed and power. 2040 01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:13,420 Speed and power. 2041 01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:18,020 I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and power. 2042 01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:19,400 That's right. 2043 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:20,960 And it's very easy to use. 2044 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:21,520 Very... 2045 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:30,600 For 20 years, Stuart Shiffey presented the Computer Chronicles. 2046 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,920 Tonight on dispatches... 2047 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:42,380 Tonight on dispatches we chronicle his descent into madness. 2048 01:25:42,380 --> 01:26:00,760 Speed and power. 2049 01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:05,260 Speed and power tonight at 9 on Channel 4. 2050 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:07,860 Speed and power. 2051 01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:13,060 The computer chronicles the Stuart Shafey diaries. 2052 01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:15,760 I think we need better music than that, sorry. 2053 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:34,260 The computer chronicles the computer chronicles the computer chronicles the computer chronicles. 2054 01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:38,760 Oh, in this environment. 2055 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,760 Stuart Shafey. 2056 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:54,260 Stuart Shafey's accomplice Mr. Simmons shocked the world with a mullet. 2057 01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:58,760 Then he shocked the world with his computer programs. 2058 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:01,360 This image is finished. 2059 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:11,460 After 20 years in the business, he created an image of a planet singing into a flaming microphone with an old-style radio. 2060 01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:17,560 Little did we know the woman in the picture was Simmons himself. 2061 01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:21,060 He'd modified the picture. 2062 01:27:21,060 --> 01:27:31,160 "I think it matters of the multi-threading of the speed and power of this environment." 2063 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:39,260 "I suppose what you would need is like a talking head then of someone just layered over it." 2064 01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:41,760 "Maybe we can get me to just go there." 2065 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:47,860 "And uh, how would you go back there for fuckin' Shafey?" 2066 01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:51,860 "Then I would have to be..." 2067 01:27:51,860 --> 01:27:54,860 "Ah, hold on there now." 2068 01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:57,860 "Maybe we could get Connor in, Connor Williams or something." 2069 01:27:57,860 --> 01:28:03,860 "Red curtain, red curtain." 2070 01:28:03,860 --> 01:28:05,860 "Oh, it's too much." 2071 01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:07,860 "Yeah, it's, okay, okay, let's go here." 2072 01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:10,860 "We'll go with it, we'll just try and rock it, we'll try and rock it." 2073 01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:16,460 "Also noticed in the background..." 2074 01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:27,960 As Simmons toiled away at a picture of himself and the old 50s radio, Stuart Shafey, Stuart Shafey marveled at the speed and... 2075 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:31,460 Sorry, one more thing, let me just get this right in my head. 2076 01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:35,960 As Simmons created a dark... 2077 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:39,960 Yeah. 2078 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:45,560 "We'll get that music going, better music, to the ground or dark pulse." 2079 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:51,160 "As Simmons... 2080 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:57,560 day creating dark and weird imagery including a flaming microphone with a 2081 01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:09,040 singing globe and hat. As Simmons toiled away day and night creating strange and 2082 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:17,080 elusive imagery of himself and a flaming microphone at Stonehenge. Stuart Sheffet 2083 01:29:17,080 --> 01:29:36,940 marveled in the speed and power. We were there two weeks the shoot took two weeks and and that was the 2084 01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:45,940 thing about Sheffet and we said Stu you sure you want to you want to give this guy airtime I mean his 2085 01:29:45,940 --> 01:30:09,440 his work speaks for itself it's not good it's a flaming microphone at Stonehenge do and you know what he said he said you open your mouth again and you won't work on computer chronicles again because you'll be dead. He didn't really say that. 2086 01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:17,940 but it fits well with this piece of the documentary. 2087 01:30:17,940 --> 01:30:24,260 That's right, and it's very easy to use, very productive, to not have to jump up to here 2088 01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:30,000 to your menus, just off your right mouse button. Also a common look and feel feels very friendly 2089 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:35,500 to the user, and something as simple as bubble hints, as we call them, to remind you of what 2090 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,500 your tools are. These are all kind of standard features under a Chicago or a Windows 95 compatible, 2091 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:44,380 that used to be a Chicago Windows 95 compatible app. Now you couldn't have done this under 2092 01:30:44,380 --> 01:31:09,940 Windows 3.1. No, we actually are... You couldn't fucking do it on 3.1. Are you joking, Stu? Are you joking? I'd have to batch them up at night and play them. Okay, so that's the new... And then he said, "How about we batch you up tonight and play you?" And that was the last time I ever worked on this show. Sister Ghost, thank you very much, Sister Ghost, and Lorcan O'Donoghue. Frank, 2093 01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:23,820 McGee. Thanks very much, Frank. I hope you're doing well. Stuart Shafee is on a roll at the moment. This is the last bit of this piece. We might watch one more. Frank McGee, thank you very much. 2094 01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:41,700 All right, we're out of time for this week's Computer Chronicles. Remember, if you have any questions about anything you've seen on today's show, or if you'd like to suggest topics for future shows, check out our Computers on Television forum on CompuServe. The command is GoChronicles. That's it for this week's show. I'm Stuart Shafee. We'll see you here next time. 2095 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:48,580 time lovely lovely we'll just go back there for that last lingering look there at that publisher 2096 01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:53,460 for micro graphics under windows 95. all right we're out of time for this week's computer chronicles 2097 01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:57,780 remember if you have any questions about anything you've seen on today's show or if you'd like to 2098 01:31:57,780 --> 01:32:03,300 suggest topics for future shows check out our computers on television forum on compu serve 2099 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:08,660 the command is go chronicles that's it for this week's show i'm stuart chaffee we'll see you here 2100 01:32:08,660 --> 01:32:20,660 next time 2101 01:32:29,860 --> 01:32:32,660 your next time 2102 01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:41,460 tonight on dispatchers see you next time the computer chronicles of stuart chaffee 2103 01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:49,540 what did he do with gene simmons's computer graphics application 2104 01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:57,140 it got left in the studio but nobody saw it disappear nobody saw it nobody saw nobody saw 2105 01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,500 simmons take the disc home 2106 01:33:01,300 --> 01:33:06,420 one runner said that he saw chaffee put the disc into his bag bringing it home and play with it later on 2107 01:33:10,340 --> 01:33:11,140 tonight's at nine 2108 01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:46,900 so that's the uh that was that episode it was dark it wasn't great i didn't think it was as good as the stuff from uh 1998 or even 96 i think we're gonna have to go to 96 just for one more here just so we can see the thing pick up also what was going on with the fucking the uh the studio it was hardly lit there was there was hardly any lights on it it looked like it was in dire need of a bit of a 2109 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:53,220 a fucking shake up and that's what you got by 96 they were really really really really running 2110 01:33:54,500 --> 01:34:03,140 uh cooking with gas by 1996 we have a little chronicles 1996 here 1996 could have been something 2111 01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:09,620 could have been something all right cyber politics cyber cafes 2112 01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:17,380 consumer electronics show cars and computers comdex finance digital photography winter sess 2113 01:34:17,380 --> 01:34:23,380 soho software new pcs high tech greatest games did we see this one 2114 01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:27,700 let's have a look 2115 01:34:30,260 --> 01:34:36,500 greatest games this could be this could be a cracker i i'm willing to put money on this being a cracker the last one was like 2116 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:47,140 it was tepid but it had its moments but it wasn't the best i know this is going to deliver because it's 1996 and everything in that year had just had something about it 2117 01:34:49,620 --> 01:34:55,700 i don't think we even saw this intro title look at the new graphics of course email had come along by now 2118 01:34:56,260 --> 01:35:02,580 it was widely used it was used back in 95 but not everyone had it now it's all about location it's all about 2119 01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:07,060 clicking home back for reload what's new what's cool handbox 2120 01:35:09,220 --> 01:35:29,860 uh semi colon forward slash forward slash computer space chronicles you wouldn't leave a space in the address would you chronicles and then open click on open wow 2121 01:35:29,860 --> 01:35:39,200 this week on the computer chronicle beautiful stuff just reminded me there of the intro the last one it was very hard to beat it's not as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough to do it 2122 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:45,700 it's a nice ralph lauren vibe and we're we're in 1996 there's already somewhere in the background there it looks 2123 01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:57,740 uh very intrigued i'll make that not black and white on the screen for you there and uh we can get rocking with this here default set that to default and here we go steward chef a ladies and gentlemen steward chef a 2124 01:35:57,740 --> 01:36:09,180 games we'll show you four of the hottest new computer games this is that looks that looks terrible that claymation one on the computer chronicles games we'll show you four look at the situation 2125 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:13,140 here where's what's going on there with the hand placement keep the hand on the desk 2126 01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:19,880 of the hottest new computer and he steward your face struggling to maintain dignity and composure games 2127 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:26,660 this is neverhood games and another way is the way he talks about and yet the game boy 2128 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:32,380 today we're gonna be looking some handheld consoles starting with nintendo's game boy 2129 01:36:32,380 --> 01:36:51,240 yeah games we'll show you four of the hottest new computer games this is neverhood we'll show you four of the hottest computer games starting with this claymation game boy sound like he's gonna fucking burst he's got something he's gonna burst with at the end of the sentence 2130 01:36:51,240 --> 01:37:21,220 and starting with this claymation games here and a claymation man this looks terrible this doesn't look like a game looks like it looks like pingu it looks like full motion video within a game and it looks dire dire but you've never seen a game quite like it and shattered steel to shoot him shattered steel 2131 01:37:21,220 --> 01:37:39,180 a game that's the brainchild of three doctors this lad created shattered steel wanna be a woman you can be la- wanna be a woman well now you can with sex changes or you can play tomb raider a game where you're a woman 2132 01:37:39,180 --> 01:38:02,440 thanks very much for the tass thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much for the tips silver pixie greg from the states and last but not least cc midi episode 2133 01:38:02,440 --> 01:38:04,760 - Lara in this great new game called Tomb Raider. 2134 01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:06,420 - Wanna be a woman? 2135 01:38:06,420 --> 01:38:07,560 - Three doctors. 2136 01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:08,500 Wanna be a woman? 2137 01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:11,780 You can be Lara in this great new game called Tomb Raider. 2138 01:38:11,780 --> 01:38:16,460 - Tomb Raider, and we can see that frame rate is two frames 2139 01:38:16,460 --> 01:38:17,920 per second on a game. 2140 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:19,940 - Ready for the coolest multiplayer game 2141 01:38:19,940 --> 01:38:21,980 you've ever seen, Diablo. 2142 01:38:21,980 --> 01:38:24,060 - Diablo, whoa. 2143 01:38:24,060 --> 01:38:26,460 - Plus, we'll take you inside a usability lab 2144 01:38:26,460 --> 01:38:28,800 to see how games are designed, and a visit 2145 01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,200 to the ultimate gaming event called the big one, 2146 01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,960 a quake marathon. 2147 01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:35,660 All this and Giles Online, this week's computer news, 2148 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,820 my pick of the week, all coming up next 2149 01:38:37,820 --> 01:38:39,340 on the Computer Chronicles. 2150 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:42,660 - Computer Chronicles is made possible in part 2151 01:38:42,660 --> 01:38:44,500 by SoftSource Incorporated. 2152 01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:46,000 - Check that out there, look. 2153 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:46,820 We go back. 2154 01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:50,220 Good guys, boop. 2155 01:38:50,220 --> 01:38:52,360 CC Labs, boop. 2156 01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:55,080 On the road, finger can't get that far. 2157 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,460 See if we can make the finger go over there, there, 2158 01:38:58,460 --> 01:39:00,760 for a moment, just for the purposes of this bit. 2159 01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,600 Boop. 2160 01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:02,600 What does it all mean? 2161 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,520 What does it mean? 2162 01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,220 Good guys, CC Labs, on the road. 2163 01:39:05,220 --> 01:39:07,140 Does it? I don't understand it. 2164 01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:09,220 - Computer Chronicles is made possible in part 2165 01:39:09,220 --> 01:39:11,220 by SoftSource Incorporated. 2166 01:39:11,220 --> 01:39:13,640 Publishers of Pro One Software. 2167 01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:16,380 Educational software for young adults. 2168 01:39:16,380 --> 01:39:17,260 - Young adults. 2169 01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:19,800 If you're a young adult, then get onto Pro One. 2170 01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,880 It's unbelievable. 2171 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:26,340 Let me just get my beer there and we can get cracking with this. 2172 01:39:26,340 --> 01:39:27,340 It's only 26 minutes long. 2173 01:39:27,340 --> 01:39:29,340 It's only 20 to one. 2174 01:39:29,340 --> 01:39:30,340 Don't tune out now. 2175 01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:32,340 You're about to miss the greatest games. 2176 01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,720 It's called Greatest Games episode. 2177 01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:35,560 Your loss. 2178 01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:36,560 Your loss. 2179 01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:39,180 Your loss if you miss this. 2180 01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:41,180 Game Boy. 2181 01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,180 Want to be a woman? 2182 01:39:43,180 --> 01:39:45,180 Game Boy. 2183 01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,020 Game Boy. 2184 01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:49,640 Handheld consoles. 2185 01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:51,640 What's that one this week? 2186 01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,020 The handheld consoles. 2187 01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,640 Starting with Nintendo's Game Boy. 2188 01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:56,140 Game Boy. 2189 01:39:59,140 --> 01:39:59,640 Yes. 2190 01:40:04,100 --> 01:40:04,940 Handheld. 2191 01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:13,640 Here we go. 2192 01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,180 I am wearing a cup. 2193 01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,100 Thank you very much. 2194 01:40:17,180 --> 01:40:19,480 Can you wish me luck in the driving theory test tomorrow? 2195 01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:21,480 I would, but you don't need it. 2196 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,640 You don't need it. 2197 01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:23,480 Why? 2198 01:40:23,480 --> 01:40:25,100 'Cause it's in the bag. 2199 01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:26,440 Wanna be a woman? 2200 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:27,560 We've got a great... 2201 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,560 Well, now you can with the driver theory test. 2202 01:40:30,560 --> 01:40:32,560 Your local town. 2203 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:42,060 But what I would do, instead of wishing you a piece of luck, which any Tom, Dick, or Harry can, what I would say is, go and take the... 2204 01:40:42,060 --> 01:40:44,060 When you do the theory test, that's all well and good. 2205 01:40:44,060 --> 01:40:52,060 When you go and take the driving test, go to one of the towns where it's got the highest pass percentage rate. 2206 01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:55,520 Which, if I'm not mistaken, is Castle Bar. 2207 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,520 Yeah? 2208 01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:00,520 Why don't you go there and take the test? 2209 01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:01,520 You'll pass. 2210 01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:04,520 I mean, that was ten years ago when I heard that news. 2211 01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:05,980 Could've changed since then. 2212 01:41:05,980 --> 01:41:07,980 Could've changed since then. 2213 01:41:07,980 --> 01:41:08,980 Could've changed since then. 2214 01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:10,440 Game Boy. 2215 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:11,440 Game Boy. 2216 01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:18,440 If you fail us, well, you can go down to the store and buy yourself a handheld console. 2217 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:21,440 Like Nintendo's Game Boy. 2218 01:41:21,440 --> 01:41:24,900 And remember, if you're a young adult, buy Pro One. 2219 01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:28,860 The software choice for all young adults. 2220 01:41:29,900 --> 01:41:30,940 Let's have a little look. 2221 01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:31,900 Here at SoftSource. 2222 01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:34,180 Publishers of Pro One Software. 2223 01:41:34,740 --> 01:41:36,740 Educational software for young adults. 2224 01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:44,780 And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite. 2225 01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:46,600 What? 2226 01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:49,300 Look at the strut, the power strut on Shafé. 2227 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:50,280 We haven't even got going. 2228 01:41:50,360 --> 01:42:00,920 But Upside, I thought that was a God, an evangelical God-based software app you could put on your computer to learn more about the Bible. 2229 01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:02,200 Turns out it's not. 2230 01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:04,220 It's for high-powered business elites. 2231 01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:06,560 Upside.com. 2232 01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:12,000 And while we're here, we might as well go and see if we can get into Upside.com. 2233 01:42:13,380 --> 01:42:19,940 Don't go forgetting the title, Upside.com, and accidentally writing Backside.com. 2234 01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:25,020 You might end up on an arse site, an ass site. 2235 01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:28,520 One of the top ass sites on the web. 2236 01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:32,040 And now we've gone to Upside Travel. 2237 01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:33,040 Why Upside? 2238 01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:33,680 Solutions. 2239 01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:34,660 Resources. 2240 01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:47,000 Whether you need a flight, hotel, or rental car, Upside's easy-to-use platform and export travel support make booking and managing business travel a breeze. 2241 01:42:47,220 --> 01:42:51,040 Oh, did we mention that we don't charge a single fee? 2242 01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:54,160 Up with me next to discuss this. 2243 01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,840 It's not even Upside anymore. 2244 01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:59,520 It's just a business travel website without the turbulence. 2245 01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:00,700 It looks rubbish. 2246 01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:04,440 It doesn't look like Skyscanner or Expedia or any of that stuff. 2247 01:43:05,140 --> 01:43:06,200 Booking.com. 2248 01:43:06,340 --> 01:43:09,640 It looks like it could be a scam site. 2249 01:43:10,500 --> 01:43:19,640 We need some scam site music because we had some back in the day for Stream Upgrade, that big scam where you get a click farm. 2250 01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:21,800 She's happy with it. 2251 01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:24,500 I manage a team of folks who are on the road constantly. 2252 01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:25,140 What a liar. 2253 01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:30,120 I had a chance to use your app on my flight back and saw how, what, back from where? 2254 01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:30,680 It doesn't even say. 2255 01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:32,140 Simple, effective, and rewarding. 2256 01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:33,500 Business travel is always hectic. 2257 01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:37,820 Upside takes the pace with the speed which you're changing these people. 2258 01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:41,140 And they're quotes, quotes. 2259 01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,600 Did they really say this stuff? 2260 01:43:44,100 --> 01:43:46,840 For all we know, these people are shutterstock images. 2261 01:43:46,980 --> 01:43:49,600 That fellow was shot there outside Grogan's. 2262 01:43:50,580 --> 01:43:53,500 The buildings looked like there was old buildings outside Grogan's. 2263 01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:55,800 Back to Shafé anyway. 2264 01:43:56,600 --> 01:43:58,880 This magazine for the technology elite. 2265 01:44:04,220 --> 01:44:06,260 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 2266 01:44:06,380 --> 01:44:07,340 I'm Stuart Shafé. 2267 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:10,760 Well, you know by now what a computer game is going to look like, right? 2268 01:44:10,860 --> 01:44:14,360 The genre, the style of computer games has sort of been established. 2269 01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:20,580 But just a minute, there actually is a new game coming out that has a totally different look from any game you've seen before. 2270 01:44:20,580 --> 01:44:21,300 Watch it. 2271 01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:23,480 Your baby Mark, which is the Neverhood. 2272 01:44:23,580 --> 01:44:24,880 And the reason it's so different is... 2273 01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:28,260 This is Mark, who has made the Neverhood. 2274 01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:33,100 You guys didn't use traditional computer animation, but claymation, right? 2275 01:44:33,340 --> 01:44:34,840 Tell us why you decided to do that. 2276 01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:37,280 Thanks very much for the tip. 2277 01:44:37,860 --> 01:44:38,460 Ante! 2278 01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:43,540 And now we've Mark with the Neverhood, which is a claymation game. 2279 01:44:44,420 --> 01:44:46,720 Computer generated images are against our religion. 2280 01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:48,500 Really? 2281 01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:53,020 I've never heard of a religion that poo-poos compute CGI. 2282 01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:54,620 Mark. 2283 01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,560 Unless that was some kind of little joke, Mark, was it? 2284 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:03,360 Is that what you're into, Mark? 2285 01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:03,640 Is it? 2286 01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:06,140 Making little jokes about the game. 2287 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:13,260 I've got a little joke for you, Mark. 2288 01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:17,860 Why did the chicken cross the road? 2289 01:45:17,860 --> 01:45:17,860 Why did the chicken cross the road? 2290 01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:21,280 He didn't. 2291 01:45:24,860 --> 01:45:26,240 Because your fairy got to it. 2292 01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:28,400 That there? 2293 01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:32,440 We chose to do it in claymation religion. 2294 01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:33,160 Yes. 2295 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:42,100 We chose to do our game in clay just so it would have that warmth and friendliness of being a real environment with real objects in it. 2296 01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:43,220 But what did it take to do that? 2297 01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:46,920 I mean, imagine that's harder than doing traditional computer animation in terms of labor. 2298 01:45:47,580 --> 01:45:50,660 It is, because the sets have to really be built and sculpted. 2299 01:45:50,660 --> 01:45:53,000 You would have to go to the labor court. 2300 01:45:54,620 --> 01:46:00,740 The puppets have to be constructed and fabricated out of steel armatures and latex. 2301 01:46:00,740 --> 01:46:02,940 How much clay does it take to do this? 2302 01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:06,020 We used about three or three and a half tons of clay. 2303 01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:06,560 Wow. 2304 01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:07,220 Wow. 2305 01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:10,640 And that's a fake little shake of the head there. 2306 01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:12,540 The fake shake, look, from the news of the world. 2307 01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:12,980 Watch this. 2308 01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,760 It's about three or three and a half tons of clay. 2309 01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:17,340 Wow. 2310 01:46:17,580 --> 01:46:19,080 Pregnant pause after the wow. 2311 01:46:19,280 --> 01:46:20,780 And then look at the little shake of the head here. 2312 01:46:22,260 --> 01:46:23,180 And the other... 2313 01:46:23,180 --> 01:46:23,780 Look at that. 2314 01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,260 Like butter wouldn't melt you. 2315 01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:29,340 Wouldn't melt you either. 2316 01:46:29,340 --> 01:46:30,340 Look at... 2317 01:46:30,340 --> 01:46:49,120 Nope. 2318 01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,300 Fucking play, man. 2319 01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:57,040 We used about three or three and a half tons of clay. 2320 01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:57,580 Wow. 2321 01:46:58,140 --> 01:47:00,360 And the other thing I like about the game is the music. 2322 01:47:00,520 --> 01:47:02,920 Again, you don't have typical computer music in this either, do you? 2323 01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:03,740 No. 2324 01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:07,820 We have real bouncy, friendly Dixieland jazz. 2325 01:47:07,860 --> 01:47:08,740 It's all acoustic music. 2326 01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:09,100 Yeah. 2327 01:47:09,220 --> 01:47:13,600 We had our musician friend Terry Taylor record... 2328 01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:16,020 Compose and record live. 2329 01:47:16,780 --> 01:47:19,900 And there's no MIDI sequencing or drum machines or synthesizer. 2330 01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:21,400 Let's go see what the game looks like. 2331 01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:23,020 You know, this is where the game actually begins, Mark. 2332 01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:25,760 This is where the fun gets underway here. 2333 01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:28,740 We got a sneaky little game for the PC. 2334 01:47:28,940 --> 01:47:31,320 And Mark's going to show us it's Neverland. 2335 01:47:31,480 --> 01:47:35,440 This is a 1996 computer claymation game, 2336 01:47:35,440 --> 01:47:37,980 which has used over three tons of clay. 2337 01:47:38,860 --> 01:47:39,180 Yes. 2338 01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:40,120 I think I'm getting there. 2339 01:47:40,220 --> 01:47:42,780 I think I'm getting that received pronunciation. 2340 01:47:43,480 --> 01:47:45,100 And I love the situation. 2341 01:47:45,240 --> 01:47:47,020 I really want to go full stew one day. 2342 01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:51,360 And go for the hair as well and the shirt. 2343 01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:52,840 It's going to happen. 2344 01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:55,040 So that's me, the clayman? 2345 01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,080 This is clayman. 2346 01:47:57,460 --> 01:48:01,020 As you begin the game, this is when clayman is a newborn. 2347 01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:02,520 He just wakes up in this room. 2348 01:48:03,500 --> 01:48:06,700 And you don't know who he is and he doesn't know who he is. 2349 01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,320 And the whole interface is just that mouse pointer, right? 2350 01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:09,540 Right. 2351 01:48:09,540 --> 01:48:09,960 There's nothing else to do. 2352 01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:13,500 You just click on things and clayman does what you asked him to. 2353 01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:15,640 So obviously I'm trying to get out of this room here. 2354 01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:15,920 Yeah. 2355 01:48:16,060 --> 01:48:16,680 And I just solved that problem. 2356 01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,500 I just pulled this little lever three times. 2357 01:48:18,560 --> 01:48:20,360 So I'm trying to get out of the room here. 2358 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:22,640 I just solved that little problem. 2359 01:48:24,260 --> 01:48:25,560 Just that mouse pointer, right? 2360 01:48:25,580 --> 01:48:26,780 There's nothing else to do. 2361 01:48:27,020 --> 01:48:27,660 You've got... 2362 01:48:27,660 --> 01:48:31,160 It really makes it sound shit to Stewie. 2363 01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:33,560 So it really is just that mouse pointer. 2364 01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,680 There's nothing else to do. 2365 01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:37,140 It begins, Mark. 2366 01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:37,780 Yes. 2367 01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:39,760 So that's me, the clayman. 2368 01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:40,680 This is clayman. 2369 01:48:40,820 --> 01:48:41,800 I am the clayman. 2370 01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:47,420 That's what I usually say when I'm overwhelmed by the claymation game. 2371 01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:50,420 When I get home, I am the clayman. 2372 01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:53,340 I am the eggman. 2373 01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,860 I am the clayman. 2374 01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:57,340 Three tons of clay. 2375 01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:01,500 To begin the game, this is when Clayman is a newborn. 2376 01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,080 He just wakes up in this room. 2377 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:07,300 Sorry there, before we go on, someone's asking, what am I drinking? 2378 01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:14,360 It's that Italian shite that you can get in the supermarkets now with a picture of an Italian man on it like that. 2379 01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:20,060 Ah, fucking neck. 2380 01:49:20,060 --> 01:49:25,160 It's probably not even drank in Italy. 2381 01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:29,200 I seen the advert on telly the other day and it's one of those Dalmio. 2382 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:35,860 It's not as heavy handed as the Dalmio lays it on thick with the racism. 2383 01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:40,620 Not racism, but just, you know, the fucking stereotype tropes. 2384 01:49:41,340 --> 01:49:44,040 But it's a family in the Mezzagiorno. 2385 01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:45,460 They're eating dinner. 2386 01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:47,600 The dad isn't down for dinner. 2387 01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:49,640 Probably not the Mezzagiorno because he's a businessman. 2388 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:54,160 So then they're like, oh, send him a fucking beer of Moretti there on the washing line. 2389 01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:54,740 Fuck. 2390 01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:56,980 And he gets it and then he comes down for dinner. 2391 01:49:57,260 --> 01:49:58,360 So he must be an alcoholic. 2392 01:49:59,060 --> 01:50:03,140 But I'll try and find it here for you before we move on just to show you what we're dealing with. 2393 01:50:03,260 --> 01:50:04,780 It's not, that's alright. 2394 01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,780 Like, it's not fucking amazing or anything like that. 2395 01:50:06,860 --> 01:50:08,280 It's fucking sound like. 2396 01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:13,240 Do they even bother with that drink in Italy? 2397 01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:13,960 I'm not sure. 2398 01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:19,180 Here we go. 2399 01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,440 This is the one I had this summer. 2400 01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:25,240 And now it's time for the beer of Moretti Summer Campaign 2019. 2401 01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:29,500 Now it's a beer from Italy which is first premiered. 2402 01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:31,180 It's made by Heineken. 2403 01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,500 Sorry about that. 2404 01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:35,060 Blown your ears out there with that. 2405 01:50:36,240 --> 01:50:36,740 Look at this. 2406 01:50:36,740 --> 01:50:42,960 Look at this. 2407 01:50:43,940 --> 01:50:46,080 Does this, does this happen in Italy, does it? 2408 01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:55,060 They've got rid of the fucking advert. 2409 01:50:55,220 --> 01:50:56,580 They've put these little graphics on. 2410 01:50:56,740 --> 01:50:59,060 But in the full advert I saw, 2411 01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:04,060 the family send over the beer on the fucking washing line. 2412 01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:06,320 Trash. 2413 01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:08,160 Someone called Phil Mitchell has said, 2414 01:51:08,420 --> 01:51:09,140 Trash. 2415 01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:10,740 If you reply, 2416 01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:13,600 Tastes like human centipede. 2417 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:14,840 So that's anyway. 2418 01:51:14,840 --> 01:51:18,800 I wanted people to also see the advert and see how cack it was. 2419 01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,720 I can't show the full thing because it's not here. 2420 01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:25,940 But I also didn't want to be running the risk of being seen as someone promoting the beer itself. 2421 01:51:26,420 --> 01:51:28,060 So now you can see this anyway. 2422 01:51:28,300 --> 01:51:30,480 I've told you it's fucking passable. 2423 01:51:30,900 --> 01:51:32,220 And then I've shown you this. 2424 01:51:32,220 --> 01:51:33,360 Phil Mitchell says, 2425 01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:34,220 Trash. 2426 01:51:35,220 --> 01:51:36,540 And Hungry Horse there. 2427 01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:37,860 Don't know if you can see that. 2428 01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:38,820 Says, 2429 01:51:38,960 --> 01:51:43,180 It tastes like human centipede. 2430 01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:43,360 Which, 2431 01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:44,100 as you know, 2432 01:51:44,180 --> 01:51:49,960 is the movie about a load of people who are eating each of his arses. 2433 01:51:50,320 --> 01:51:52,520 So it tastes like a load of arses. 2434 01:51:53,720 --> 01:52:00,580 But we'll get on anyway with Stuart Shaffey here because he's going to be showing us a Game Boy at the moment. 2435 01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:02,660 It's not a Game Boy. 2436 01:52:02,740 --> 01:52:04,800 It's a claymation game with a red rooster. 2437 01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,500 The whole interface is just that mouse pointer, right? 2438 01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:11,460 So LMAO has just come out with another name, 2439 01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:15,520 an alternative title for a human centipede just called Rim World. 2440 01:52:16,520 --> 01:52:17,640 Terry Pratchers. 2441 01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:19,280 Terry Arsehat. 2442 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:20,660 Terry. 2443 01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:23,060 Terry Hatchett. 2444 01:52:23,060 --> 01:52:23,440 Terry. 2445 01:52:23,580 --> 01:52:24,380 Terry Hatcher. 2446 01:52:26,900 --> 01:52:27,700 Eh, fuck it. 2447 01:52:27,700 --> 01:52:31,800 You just click on things and Klayman does what you asked him to. 2448 01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:33,900 So obviously I'm trying to get out of this room here. 2449 01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:38,540 Yeah, I've just pulled this little lever three times, which is enough to break down the door. 2450 01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:41,620 Now that animation is really, really delightful. 2451 01:52:41,780 --> 01:52:43,100 It's such a cute looking... 2452 01:52:43,100 --> 01:52:44,300 Shut up! 2453 01:52:45,380 --> 01:52:47,220 Such a cute looking... 2454 01:52:47,220 --> 01:52:50,060 It's a bit of a fucking Shafi curveball there. 2455 01:52:50,740 --> 01:52:52,580 It's a bit of a curveball of Shafi. 2456 01:52:52,580 --> 01:52:56,380 This little lever three times, which is enough to break down the door. 2457 01:52:57,220 --> 01:52:59,440 Now that animation is really, really delightful. 2458 01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:01,320 It's such a cute looking... 2459 01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:02,740 Alright, so we're in our second room here. 2460 01:53:02,780 --> 01:53:04,300 It's a cute looking watch, you. 2461 01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:06,400 You didn't finish the fucking sentence. 2462 01:53:07,140 --> 01:53:09,020 Was he going to say it's a cute looking rooster? 2463 01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:10,200 Here and now... 2464 01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:11,260 Really, really delightful. 2465 01:53:11,420 --> 01:53:13,180 It's such a cute looking... 2466 01:53:13,180 --> 01:53:15,540 Alright, so we're in our second room here. 2467 01:53:15,700 --> 01:53:17,500 And now I've got to figure out how to get out of this room. 2468 01:53:17,780 --> 01:53:18,100 Yes. 2469 01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:21,040 Now this is a really dangerous looking thing right underneath there. 2470 01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:21,760 If I jump... 2471 01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:22,720 Can you die in this game? 2472 01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:24,240 You can't die. 2473 01:53:24,940 --> 01:53:25,820 Looks like it. 2474 01:53:26,140 --> 01:53:27,880 But you're okay. 2475 01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:29,440 You just sort of pop... 2476 01:53:29,440 --> 01:53:30,080 Well, just clay. 2477 01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:30,580 What the heck. 2478 01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:32,020 Yeah, well what you're doing is just... 2479 01:53:32,020 --> 01:53:32,300 What? 2480 01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:33,480 It's just clay. 2481 01:53:33,820 --> 01:53:34,780 What the heck? 2482 01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:35,140 Huh? 2483 01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:36,160 Question mark. 2484 01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:40,180 Building up a body of experience that you'll use later on in the game. 2485 01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:42,280 Now, so I've got to figure out how to get out that next door? 2486 01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:43,340 Right. 2487 01:53:43,600 --> 01:53:45,800 Well, I would press the red button as I'm first testing. 2488 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:47,260 Alright, let's click the red button. 2489 01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:48,580 So I just... 2490 01:53:48,580 --> 01:53:49,960 So again, the interface is just click on the button. 2491 01:53:50,020 --> 01:53:50,820 He'll come over and do it. 2492 01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:51,180 Right. 2493 01:53:53,180 --> 01:53:54,180 Not the solution. 2494 01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:55,000 Yes. 2495 01:53:56,240 --> 01:53:59,820 The boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches him and it's not the solution. 2496 01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,480 Silver Pixie 5. 2497 01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:03,900 Sorry there. 2498 01:54:03,980 --> 01:54:07,400 I had an air bubble in my throat there when I was talking. 2499 01:54:07,700 --> 01:54:10,100 It changed the sound of the voice. 2500 01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:14,460 Very weird when that happens. 2501 01:54:14,560 --> 01:54:15,800 Usually not the obvious one. 2502 01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:17,400 How about the rings hanging from the ceiling? 2503 01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:19,920 Let's click on one and find out what happens. 2504 01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:20,840 So just click on the ring. 2505 01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:21,800 He'll jump up and pull it. 2506 01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:23,860 Nothing. 2507 01:54:24,780 --> 01:54:26,060 How about that one that's sort of teasing? 2508 01:54:26,780 --> 01:54:27,180 Nothing. 2509 01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:29,520 It's hanging a little bit lower than the rest of the... 2510 01:54:29,520 --> 01:54:29,920 Teasing. 2511 01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:31,040 It's just a tease. 2512 01:54:31,140 --> 01:54:32,520 It's a tease hoop there. 2513 01:54:32,620 --> 01:54:34,640 It's a delightful little chap here. 2514 01:54:34,780 --> 01:54:35,920 It's so fucking... 2515 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:37,560 So cute little guy. 2516 01:54:37,560 --> 01:54:38,480 Gamers think, right? 2517 01:54:39,220 --> 01:54:39,760 Is it right? 2518 01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:42,320 Opens the door. 2519 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:45,460 Now I'll click the door to exit. 2520 01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,060 Not so easy. 2521 01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:48,780 Not so easy. 2522 01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:52,080 And we've got a little situation here which I like. 2523 01:54:52,160 --> 01:54:54,920 It's when Stuart Shafey is looking at a video game. 2524 01:54:54,980 --> 01:54:58,180 He's not a gamer himself but he has to feign interest in the game. 2525 01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:00,480 So he gives this kind of little running commentary. 2526 01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:07,320 And the other fella who's playing the game sometimes doesn't really reciprocate in terms of enthusiasm. 2527 01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:11,340 So you get a moment where Stuart says something and the other fella says, 2528 01:55:11,340 --> 01:55:12,140 Right. 2529 01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:13,260 Okay. 2530 01:55:13,820 --> 01:55:13,980 Alright. 2531 01:55:14,060 --> 01:55:14,520 So I gotta... 2532 01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:17,340 Hanging a little bit lower than the rest of the... 2533 01:55:17,340 --> 01:55:17,660 Alright. 2534 01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:20,060 That's what you gamers think, right? 2535 01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:21,520 Pretty sharp. 2536 01:55:22,220 --> 01:55:24,160 That's what you gamers think, right? 2537 01:55:25,140 --> 01:55:26,100 Pretty sharp. 2538 01:55:27,140 --> 01:55:27,660 Alright. 2539 01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,460 How about that one that's sort of teasing me that's hanging a little bit lower than the rest of... 2540 01:55:32,460 --> 01:55:32,800 Alright. 2541 01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:35,180 That's what you gamers think, right? 2542 01:55:35,900 --> 01:55:36,700 Pretty sharp. 2543 01:55:37,980 --> 01:55:40,880 Was that a dig at Stuart when he said pretty sharp? 2544 01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:42,940 Was that like he was going... 2545 01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:43,980 Because Stuart gave... 2546 01:55:43,980 --> 01:55:49,220 Leveled an accusation of diggage at your man by saying that's what you gamers think. 2547 01:55:49,900 --> 01:55:50,820 You gamers. 2548 01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:53,300 It's a bit of a fucking slur, Stu. 2549 01:55:53,840 --> 01:56:00,240 And your man then tries to smack back at Stuart with pretty sharp, Stu. 2550 01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:03,260 That's what you gamers think, right? 2551 01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:04,780 Pretty sharp. 2552 01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:06,360 Ooh. 2553 01:56:06,360 --> 01:56:07,080 Opens the door. 2554 01:56:08,820 --> 01:56:10,240 Now I'll click the door to exit. 2555 01:56:10,780 --> 01:56:11,820 Not so easy. 2556 01:56:12,380 --> 01:56:12,540 Alright. 2557 01:56:12,620 --> 01:56:13,640 So I gotta do something... 2558 01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:15,040 Not so easy. 2559 01:56:15,180 --> 01:56:16,220 With that Venus flytrap. 2560 01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:17,440 I'll give away the solution. 2561 01:56:17,500 --> 01:56:18,540 Venus flytrap. 2562 01:56:18,720 --> 01:56:20,500 We got a Venus flytrap. 2563 01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:28,140 We got a claymation flytrap which took over three tons of clay. 2564 01:56:28,140 --> 01:56:31,540 And a handheld claymation game... 2565 01:56:31,540 --> 01:56:32,520 Gameboy. 2566 01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:36,140 Handheld claymation flytrap. 2567 01:56:36,780 --> 01:56:37,780 Help me out of room, too. 2568 01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:42,860 Push the Venus flytrap in underneath that teaser ring. 2569 01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:44,800 A teaser ring. 2570 01:56:45,100 --> 01:56:49,160 We got a claytastic claymation Gameboy. 2571 01:56:49,500 --> 01:56:56,940 And what Mark showed us during the game is that you could push that three-ton flytrap under the teaser ring. 2572 01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,540 That's what you gamers think, right? 2573 01:57:00,140 --> 01:57:01,160 Pretty sharp. 2574 01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:05,180 And when you pull it down, he'll hold it for you. 2575 01:57:06,660 --> 01:57:10,980 So when I pull the same ring, Venus guy helps me, and now I get out into the... 2576 01:57:10,980 --> 01:57:11,960 Venus guy. 2577 01:57:12,500 --> 01:57:15,800 So this is, in this sense, it's sort of your typical kind of adventure game. 2578 01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:18,480 I do have puzzles to solve, rooms to go to. 2579 01:57:19,040 --> 01:57:20,500 But what's sort of the object of the game? 2580 01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:21,620 What am I trying to do as claymation? 2581 01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:26,040 Well, the game exists on several levels. 2582 01:57:26,820 --> 01:57:29,260 It's like he forgot about what the fucking thing was. 2583 01:57:29,620 --> 01:57:31,860 Maybe he was transfixed and... 2584 01:57:31,860 --> 01:57:37,240 Maybe he was having like an existential meltdown there, having played that little bit of the game he had created. 2585 01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:44,380 And then when he was playing it with Stuart, Stuart had made him realize the... 2586 01:57:44,380 --> 01:57:45,700 What would you call it? 2587 01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:48,600 The futility of the whole piece. 2588 01:57:49,300 --> 01:57:50,480 Let's have a little look at that again. 2589 01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:51,820 ...to go to. 2590 01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:54,380 In this sense, it's sort of your typical kind of adventure game. 2591 01:57:54,420 --> 01:57:57,040 I do have puzzles to solve, rooms to go to. 2592 01:57:57,620 --> 01:57:59,060 But what's sort of the object of the game? 2593 01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:00,180 What am I trying to do as claymation? 2594 01:58:00,340 --> 01:58:02,740 Well, the game... 2595 01:58:02,740 --> 01:58:06,640 You got me, Stu. 2596 01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,640 Well, the game... 2597 01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:12,540 You know, I really don't know, Stu. 2598 01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:14,080 I really don't know. 2599 01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:24,260 Okay, thank you very much for The Neverhood. 2600 01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:27,640 That's going to be available on PC and Mac. 2601 01:58:27,780 --> 01:58:28,940 It exists on several levels. 2602 01:58:29,060 --> 01:58:30,260 It's accessible to... 2603 01:58:30,260 --> 01:58:31,640 ...all rooms to go to. 2604 01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:33,660 But what's sort of the object of the game? 2605 01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:34,760 What am I trying to do as claymation? 2606 01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:37,360 Well, the game... 2607 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,160 It exists on several levels. 2608 01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:40,380 It's accessible to anyone. 2609 01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:42,940 Even a small child could just explore the world. 2610 01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:46,580 They're always going on about fucking small childs. 2611 01:58:47,880 --> 01:58:48,660 No one's in... 2612 01:58:48,660 --> 01:58:50,540 Kids aren't interested in this crack. 2613 01:58:50,780 --> 01:58:52,920 You know, Fisher Price, they make the kid stuff. 2614 01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:54,200 This is all... 2615 01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:54,940 This is rubbish. 2616 01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:56,740 Even an adult shouldn't be into this. 2617 01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:58,060 Claymation, it's like... 2618 01:58:58,060 --> 01:58:58,820 It's like Pingu. 2619 01:59:01,140 --> 01:59:04,540 And not try to solve any of the puzzles or fulfill the ultimate quest. 2620 01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:10,500 But for the serious gamer, you can skip the lighthearted entertainment part of it and just go straight for the puzzles. 2621 01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:10,960 Yeah. 2622 01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:12,720 Well, I'm going to go play this game. 2623 01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:13,540 Thank you very much, Mark. 2624 01:59:13,540 --> 01:59:14,280 No, you're not. 2625 01:59:14,500 --> 01:59:16,360 You're not going to go play the game, Stu. 2626 01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:19,840 You're going to get on with the show that you present so well. 2627 01:59:20,180 --> 01:59:21,580 All right. 2628 01:59:21,580 --> 01:59:23,240 Well, how do you design a good game? 2629 01:59:23,240 --> 01:59:27,400 Well, if it's a kid's game, the answer is with a lot of research and testing up front. 2630 01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:30,980 We visited the learning company to find out how they prepare for... 2631 01:59:30,980 --> 01:59:31,940 Learning computer. 2632 01:59:31,940 --> 01:59:33,220 A learning company. 2633 01:59:33,220 --> 01:59:35,600 My company is a neural net company. 2634 01:59:35,840 --> 01:59:36,580 A PLC. 2635 01:59:36,780 --> 01:59:37,840 A learning computer. 2636 01:59:38,780 --> 01:59:40,840 It's a lovely scenario there. 2637 01:59:40,960 --> 01:59:42,200 The release of a new game. 2638 01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:51,860 If you need to feel humble, just watch a child testing a piece of software and compare that to your last frustrating moment at the keyboard. 2639 01:59:52,220 --> 01:59:54,620 It almost looks like a pleasant experience. 2640 01:59:55,300 --> 02:00:02,960 The learning company of Fremont, California, depends heavily on these junior users to design and refine their children's educational games. 2641 02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:08,960 The company built a test lab with cameras and one-way mirrors to record every frown or smile... 2642 02:00:10,040 --> 02:00:12,740 Strange, strange situation. 2643 02:00:14,020 --> 02:00:14,960 Game design... 2644 02:00:14,960 --> 02:00:20,520 ...is that kids who have fun learning spend more time doing it, are more interested in what they're doing... 2645 02:00:20,520 --> 02:00:20,740 Nah. 2646 02:00:21,140 --> 02:00:21,540 Nah. 2647 02:00:21,660 --> 02:00:22,360 Sorry, it's strange. 2648 02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:23,200 That's strange. 2649 02:00:23,340 --> 02:00:26,860 What you're doing there with the fucking mirrors and all that, it's weird, man. 2650 02:00:27,460 --> 02:00:28,020 Go back. 2651 02:00:39,160 --> 02:00:46,160 Action games have come a long way from the early Apple II and Atari days, but in the era of Doom and Quake, what's left to do? 2652 02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:50,280 Well, just wait and see what a trio of Canadian doctors has come up with. 2653 02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:53,800 Listen, you're one of the doctors, Dr. Greg Zestcher. Can I call you Greg, Doc? 2654 02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:54,520 Oh, please do. 2655 02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:55,240 I'm pretty in trouble. 2656 02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:57,240 We're in the computer world now. I'm not in your office. 2657 02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:58,580 My white coat's all long gone. 2658 02:00:58,840 --> 02:00:59,160 All right. 2659 02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:00,340 How did... 2660 02:01:00,340 --> 02:01:03,700 Stuart wasn't entertaining the little quip there about the white coat. 2661 02:01:04,380 --> 02:01:05,340 Check out the... 2662 02:01:05,340 --> 02:01:06,740 ...world now. I'm not in your office. 2663 02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:08,080 My white coat's all long gone. 2664 02:01:08,660 --> 02:01:12,840 See how he stopped laughing before he'd stopped finishing the sentence there? He'd finished... 2665 02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:17,520 Yeah, he was still going on about the joke, about the white coat, but Stuart was done. 2666 02:01:18,200 --> 02:01:19,320 Please do. I'm pretty in trouble. 2667 02:01:19,320 --> 02:01:21,340 We're in the computer world now. I'm not in your office. 2668 02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:22,680 My white coat's all long gone. 2669 02:01:22,940 --> 02:01:23,220 All right. 2670 02:01:23,700 --> 02:01:26,480 Stuart just wanted to get things moved along. 2671 02:01:27,220 --> 02:01:28,880 How did a bunch of doctors... 2672 02:01:28,880 --> 02:01:32,120 How did you have time and an interest get involved in writing action computer games? 2673 02:01:32,320 --> 02:01:36,820 We've been game enthusiasts for many years, since we were young kids playing Pong all the way through medical school. 2674 02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:42,340 And while we were in medical school, we actually started developing medical applications for teaching difficult concepts for use of the university. 2675 02:01:43,140 --> 02:01:46,920 And as we did that, sort of branched out, we sort of accumulated more technology. 2676 02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:51,080 And before we knew it, we felt we could pursue one of our passions, which was making games. 2677 02:01:51,360 --> 02:01:53,940 And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it. 2678 02:01:53,940 --> 02:01:55,100 All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton. 2679 02:01:55,100 --> 02:01:56,200 Lovely, lovely cutoff. 2680 02:01:56,260 --> 02:02:00,100 ...making games. And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it. 2681 02:02:00,100 --> 02:02:01,420 All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton. 2682 02:02:01,500 --> 02:02:03,320 Still talking. Your man was still talking. 2683 02:02:04,340 --> 02:02:08,180 ...which was making games. And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it. 2684 02:02:08,180 --> 02:02:09,440 All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton. 2685 02:02:09,780 --> 02:02:16,480 And there is an Edmonton in Canada, which some people say Deadmonton, because there's not much going on. 2686 02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:20,300 ...and come up with this game, Shattered Steel. What's kind of new and different about the game? 2687 02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:24,780 It's a little different than the standard games that fit specifically into one category. 2688 02:02:25,040 --> 02:02:30,080 It more walks the line between the action category with the first-person shooters and the big robot. 2689 02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:32,440 So this is kind of mech warrior meets doom, right? 2690 02:02:32,780 --> 02:02:34,080 Mech warrior meets doom. 2691 02:02:34,080 --> 02:02:35,940 It's a bit of X-Wing and TIE Fighter mixed in. 2692 02:02:36,080 --> 02:02:39,000 It takes a lot of our favorite aspects of games and puts them together. 2693 02:02:39,120 --> 02:02:42,060 All right. Let's take a look at a little bit of Shattered Steel and show me how you play this. 2694 02:02:42,060 --> 02:02:43,460 Okay. Right now I'm in the army now. 2695 02:02:43,460 --> 02:02:46,120 Shattered Steel. Let's take a look at some Shattered Steel. 2696 02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:52,240 Blend some mech warrior moments in it as well as Game Boy moments, too. 2697 02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:57,920 See what he says. Look at Stewart's little smile here when he goes on about mech warrior. 2698 02:02:58,340 --> 02:03:00,560 As if he's into mech warrior stuff. 2699 02:03:00,620 --> 02:03:02,660 What kind of mech warrior meets doom, right? 2700 02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:08,140 He's chancing his arm there as Stu when he says that. 2701 02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:11,280 He's chancing his arm and even he realizes it. 2702 02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:16,280 He starts smiling after he says it because he knows that he doesn't know. 2703 02:03:16,820 --> 02:03:18,940 But he's fucking being told it. 2704 02:03:18,980 --> 02:03:20,480 He's being told the information. 2705 02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:22,760 Something along those ocean shooters and the big robot. 2706 02:03:22,840 --> 02:03:25,120 So this is kind of mech warrior meets doom, right? 2707 02:03:25,500 --> 02:03:26,600 Something along those lines. 2708 02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:28,620 A bit of X-Wing and TIE Fighter mixed in. 2709 02:03:28,760 --> 02:03:31,680 It takes a lot of our favorite aspects of games and puts them together. 2710 02:03:31,780 --> 02:03:34,760 Let's take a look at a little bit of Shattered Steel and show me how you play this. 2711 02:03:34,940 --> 02:03:36,820 Okay, right now I'm in the arming bay here. 2712 02:03:36,900 --> 02:03:38,020 I've got my warthog here. 2713 02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:40,280 I can sort of flip through a couple of different robots. 2714 02:03:40,480 --> 02:03:42,400 I'm on a difficult mission, so I've got to put on my... 2715 02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:43,960 Okay, now where are we? Set the scene in a second. 2716 02:03:44,220 --> 02:03:46,360 This is the 22nd century. 2717 02:03:46,680 --> 02:03:48,800 You're a mercenary who flies around in a drop ship. 2718 02:03:49,040 --> 02:03:49,240 Okay. 2719 02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:50,020 Wow. 2720 02:03:50,140 --> 02:03:54,280 And your mission is to clear out a planet from various enemies that have taken over. 2721 02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:55,560 All right, so I'm picking my robot. 2722 02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:57,260 Yeah, I'm sticking on my weapons right now. 2723 02:03:57,660 --> 02:04:00,660 I'm putting on some 70mm cannon. 2724 02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:02,660 I'll put on some infrared missiles. 2725 02:04:02,860 --> 02:04:05,720 I know I'm in a bit of trouble here, so... 2726 02:04:05,720 --> 02:04:06,720 And we'll go over to my... 2727 02:04:06,720 --> 02:04:08,140 You're in a bit of trouble there. 2728 02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:11,560 You want to hurry up with the 70mm cannon. 2729 02:04:11,700 --> 02:04:17,200 Maybe put on some infrared, too, on your Game Boy and a handheld cannon. 2730 02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:21,220 Maybe you can put on a handheld cannon on your robot. 2731 02:04:22,220 --> 02:04:25,460 Shields toss on a better reactor so I can run faster. 2732 02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:28,380 This is sort of my command module. 2733 02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:31,580 And I can get information about the missions on this planet here. 2734 02:04:31,700 --> 02:04:35,380 You can sort of notice the blue line where my path is. 2735 02:04:35,640 --> 02:04:36,880 And my next mission is here. 2736 02:04:37,740 --> 02:04:42,560 And, you know, I can either get a voice briefing to tell me what's going on and the computer tells me, 2737 02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,400 or else I can just jump right to it. 2738 02:04:44,480 --> 02:04:45,340 All right, let's get into battle. 2739 02:04:45,460 --> 02:04:46,200 Oh, this is a big one. 2740 02:04:46,300 --> 02:04:47,980 There's fighters coming from behind me. 2741 02:04:48,020 --> 02:04:50,220 I have two allies that are on both of my sides. 2742 02:04:50,320 --> 02:04:50,720 And we're facing... 2743 02:04:50,720 --> 02:04:52,580 So he's got allies that are fucking coming. 2744 02:04:52,720 --> 02:04:54,600 There's a few fucking bogeys in the wire as well. 2745 02:04:54,680 --> 02:04:55,660 How's he going to deal with this? 2746 02:04:55,880 --> 02:04:56,240 We don't know. 2747 02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:57,320 We're going up against a large enemy here. 2748 02:04:58,840 --> 02:05:02,860 And it's going to be a lot of action right off the start as these flaming fighters start coming in. 2749 02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:05,440 Wow. 2750 02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:07,660 There are my napalm fighters on the left shooting the fireballs. 2751 02:05:07,660 --> 02:05:07,840 Fucking graphics, man. 2752 02:05:08,520 --> 02:05:11,560 It's the graphics that have stood the test of time. 2753 02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:13,820 Allies just walked in the middle of a fire. 2754 02:05:14,900 --> 02:05:16,860 And there's the fighters up in front there. 2755 02:05:17,520 --> 02:05:20,240 That's one of my enemies firing on them. 2756 02:05:20,240 --> 02:05:22,020 It's pretty clean, smooth looking animation. 2757 02:05:22,460 --> 02:05:23,940 It's smooth and clean, yeah. 2758 02:05:24,040 --> 02:05:27,540 Especially compared to that claymation shot we were just out for watching. 2759 02:05:27,660 --> 02:05:28,780 This is like being there. 2760 02:05:29,520 --> 02:05:31,580 I mean, compared to the Doom type stuff here. 2761 02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:40,400 Yeah, it's one of the things that we worked quite hard in getting Shattered Steel to work well with slower frame rates than you find in some machines. 2762 02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:43,980 Actually, compared to a lot of the games out there, it works quite well. 2763 02:05:44,180 --> 02:05:44,400 Yeah. 2764 02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:46,360 So you can see my allies just got destroyed. 2765 02:05:46,560 --> 02:05:48,520 I've got one headless enemy here I've just destroyed. 2766 02:05:48,520 --> 02:05:51,520 And if you look in the bottom right corner, you can see my radar. 2767 02:05:52,440 --> 02:05:53,220 And I can follow along. 2768 02:05:53,940 --> 02:05:54,480 All right. 2769 02:05:54,900 --> 02:05:57,380 Tell me more about the handheld radar. 2770 02:05:57,680 --> 02:05:58,680 Hey, Greg, you've got one thing. 2771 02:05:58,780 --> 02:06:01,380 I mean, what's different here is the terrain is kind of alive. 2772 02:06:01,480 --> 02:06:02,500 That's physical characteristics. 2773 02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:05,380 If you blow up a crater or something, there's a hole in the ground. 2774 02:06:05,460 --> 02:06:06,180 Stuff happens, right? 2775 02:06:06,320 --> 02:06:07,660 Yeah, I can actually demonstrate that. 2776 02:06:08,000 --> 02:06:10,520 Blow up a crater. 2777 02:06:10,780 --> 02:06:11,860 Stuff happens, right? 2778 02:06:12,080 --> 02:06:12,220 Yeah. 2779 02:06:12,360 --> 02:06:14,180 A handheld crater. 2780 02:06:14,540 --> 02:06:15,560 Hey, Greg, you've got one thing. 2781 02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:18,260 I mean, what's different here is the terrain is kind of alive. 2782 02:06:18,260 --> 02:06:19,400 That's physical characteristics. 2783 02:06:19,560 --> 02:06:22,260 If you blow up a crater or something, there's a hole in the ground. 2784 02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:23,060 Stuff happens, right? 2785 02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:24,580 Yeah, I can actually demonstrate that. 2786 02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:25,900 One. 2787 02:06:26,000 --> 02:06:27,240 I'll pick up my nuclear warhead. 2788 02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:28,420 Pick it up there. 2789 02:06:28,580 --> 02:06:29,100 Here's my hill. 2790 02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:30,300 There's a hill here. 2791 02:06:30,420 --> 02:06:31,220 I can verify that. 2792 02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:31,420 Yeah? 2793 02:06:31,620 --> 02:06:31,940 Wow. 2794 02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:33,080 And we'll shoot my nuclear weapon. 2795 02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,080 No way. 2796 02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:36,320 Now there is no longer a hill. 2797 02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:39,280 And you should see a large wave of terrain coming towards me. 2798 02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:43,900 Okay, so there really are physical consequences to damaging your environment here. 2799 02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:44,520 No question. 2800 02:06:44,620 --> 02:06:48,540 And if you look in, you can sort of see where the hill once was, a large, gigantic crater. 2801 02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:51,600 And full of flames. 2802 02:06:51,640 --> 02:06:52,520 It's called shattered steel. 2803 02:06:53,340 --> 02:06:53,780 Thank you. 2804 02:06:54,280 --> 02:06:59,360 All right, well, the stereotype of computer gamers and games is that they're all about young males, right? 2805 02:06:59,640 --> 02:07:01,520 Well, time for a little gender equality. 2806 02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:05,680 So the hero in a brand new game called Tomb Raider is, in fact, a heroine. 2807 02:07:05,980 --> 02:07:09,360 Is that a kind of conscious decision, not to have this helpless little female and has to get saved? 2808 02:07:09,360 --> 02:07:11,220 But kind of a tough warrior lady? 2809 02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:12,000 Oh, absolutely. 2810 02:07:12,180 --> 02:07:15,620 Very much an Indiana Jane is our feel here. 2811 02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:16,680 An Indiana Jones type of... 2812 02:07:16,680 --> 02:07:18,080 Indiana Jane. 2813 02:07:19,060 --> 02:07:24,360 Coming up now, we have some gender equality game from Eidos Interactive. 2814 02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:27,360 Releasing their new video game, Tomb Raider. 2815 02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:33,120 It's about you control Lara around a Tomb Raider. 2816 02:07:33,140 --> 02:07:38,020 And you do your raiding with the Tomb Raider character there. 2817 02:07:38,020 --> 02:07:42,880 It's a gender equality, handheld gender equality game. 2818 02:07:43,780 --> 02:07:44,260 Handheld. 2819 02:07:45,060 --> 02:07:51,300 And Lara does indeed have different weapons, which she wields in her hands. 2820 02:07:51,740 --> 02:07:52,100 Thank you. 2821 02:07:52,260 --> 02:07:52,740 Handheld. 2822 02:07:52,740 --> 02:07:57,760 All right, well, the stereotype of computer gamers and games is that they're all about young males, right? 2823 02:07:58,100 --> 02:07:59,300 Young males. 2824 02:07:59,920 --> 02:08:01,840 Well, time for a little gender equality. 2825 02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:06,000 So the hero in a brand new game called Tomb Raider is, in fact, a heroine. 2826 02:08:06,260 --> 02:08:11,480 Is that a kind of conscious decision, not to have this helpless little female and has to get saved, but kind of a tough warrior lady? 2827 02:08:11,660 --> 02:08:12,280 Oh, absolutely. 2828 02:08:12,460 --> 02:08:15,920 Very much an Indiana Jane is our feel here. 2829 02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:20,080 An Indiana Jones type of character is what we're really pushing forth. 2830 02:08:20,080 --> 02:08:22,660 All right, now your game is, again, it's kind of a mixture, right? 2831 02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:28,760 It's a little bit of adventure game, but a little bit of the Doom type, you know, 3D world only from a third person perspective. 2832 02:08:28,880 --> 02:08:29,160 Correct. 2833 02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:37,820 Instead of using the first person shooter games that you see a lot these days, we incorporate a third person where the camera sits behind the right shoulder of the character. 2834 02:08:38,540 --> 02:08:45,660 And absolutely, we incorporate the action elements, some shooters, and then we also incorporate the adventure puzzle type elements. 2835 02:08:45,780 --> 02:08:46,980 All right, let's take a look now. 2836 02:08:48,140 --> 02:08:54,120 Notice there you were shooting a bear, a helpless defensive bear in the tomb. 2837 02:08:54,720 --> 02:08:58,180 I noticed she's killing animals in this game. 2838 02:08:58,280 --> 02:09:01,160 Is that something, was that a premeditated decision? 2839 02:09:01,340 --> 02:09:02,200 What's the story here? 2840 02:09:02,440 --> 02:09:03,360 The storyline behind it. 2841 02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:03,940 What's the story here? 2842 02:09:03,940 --> 02:09:05,800 We got a tomb, we got a woman in a tomb. 2843 02:09:06,140 --> 02:09:08,280 It's not your standard woman. 2844 02:09:08,420 --> 02:09:11,740 It's not your classic heroin game. 2845 02:09:12,660 --> 02:09:22,520 I watched a heroin film there the other day, Train Spotting, about heroin addicts in Edinburgh, Scotland. 2846 02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:25,260 Had to use subtitles. 2847 02:09:25,600 --> 02:09:32,540 You're on a quest to find 3 ancient pieces of an ancient artifact called the Skion. 2848 02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:33,880 The Skion. 2849 02:09:34,140 --> 02:09:35,220 You're running across. 2850 02:09:36,060 --> 02:09:37,880 Look at the fucking frame rate, man. 2851 02:09:37,980 --> 02:09:39,720 900 frames a minute. 2852 02:09:41,860 --> 02:09:44,720 You're on a quest to find 3 ancient. 2853 02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:45,940 Did he say she's a doctor? 2854 02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:48,260 I don't remember ever hearing that she was a doctor. 2855 02:09:48,260 --> 02:09:55,620 You're on a quest to find 3 ancient pieces of an ancient artifact called the Skion. 2856 02:09:55,620 --> 02:10:03,820 Along the way, you're running across wolves, bats, bears, everything you can think of along the way. 2857 02:10:03,820 --> 02:10:07,080 She looks like a pretty sophisticated sprite you've got going there. 2858 02:10:07,080 --> 02:10:07,800 Oh, absolutely. 2859 02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:10,920 You got a little sprite going down there. 2860 02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:13,380 What were you doing when you designed her? 2861 02:10:13,500 --> 02:10:16,560 Was that a premeditated handheld sprite? 2862 02:10:17,620 --> 02:10:26,040 When you designed Lara Croft, back at $90.95 for Eidos Interactive, that was just a handheld sprite. 2863 02:10:26,720 --> 02:10:31,020 Now she's making gallivanting waves around the world in Tomb Raider. 2864 02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:32,880 ...thousand frames of animation. 2865 02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:37,940 This isn't motion capture, which is a lot different than what you've seen today. 2866 02:10:39,020 --> 02:10:41,860 It's a massive 3D moving real-time environment. 2867 02:10:42,600 --> 02:10:47,320 Some of the special features you'll see here is that she actually does some swimming. 2868 02:10:48,460 --> 02:10:49,500 The fuck out with a ton. 2869 02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:53,280 So you're basically traversing through caves, tombs, tunnels. 2870 02:11:06,480 --> 02:11:08,400 It's one for the diehards. 2871 02:11:09,680 --> 02:11:10,780 And the likeness. 2872 02:11:10,900 --> 02:11:13,920 So now, are there bad guys to blow up and bad guys coming to shoot me, etc.? 2873 02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:14,440 Absolutely. 2874 02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:18,760 There's, of course, the typical animals that you'll see. 2875 02:11:18,900 --> 02:11:22,460 And then there's also mercenaries that you'll encounter along the way. 2876 02:11:23,520 --> 02:11:25,540 Now, there's sort of kind of a story here, too, right? 2877 02:11:25,620 --> 02:11:31,160 I mean, doesn't she get told information, which isn't quite true, and she has to figure out who's telling the truth and who's not and stuff like that? 2878 02:11:31,180 --> 02:11:31,540 Yes. 2879 02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:35,140 Doesn't she get told information, but some of it is true and some of it is? 2880 02:11:35,140 --> 02:11:38,220 She has to figure out whether or not it's true or something like that. 2881 02:11:39,100 --> 02:11:41,700 Lovely summary of the plot there. 2882 02:11:42,480 --> 02:11:42,840 Stuart. 2883 02:11:42,840 --> 02:11:52,040 Well, she's hired by a conniving businesswoman by the name of Jacqueline Natla to retrieve this first piece of an ancient artifact. 2884 02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:59,620 Along the way, she's double-crossed, so she has to figure out what's going on, and she wants to actually solve the puzzle herself. 2885 02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:02,100 Now, is there any talking or dialogue? 2886 02:12:02,280 --> 02:12:03,500 How does she deal with that part of the game? 2887 02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:04,620 Basically, the... 2888 02:12:04,620 --> 02:12:06,280 Full motion video cut scenes. 2889 02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:11,240 The game is comprised of four massive worlds within 15 levels. 2890 02:12:11,240 --> 02:12:16,160 In between the levels, there are cinematics that incorporate clues and that type of thing. 2891 02:12:16,300 --> 02:12:19,940 However, there is not, like, you don't... 2892 02:12:19,940 --> 02:12:20,640 There's no dialogue. 2893 02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,340 There's no dialogue with... 2894 02:12:22,340 --> 02:12:26,200 Oh, he was trying not to make it sound shit by saying there's no dialogue. 2895 02:12:26,920 --> 02:12:28,540 He didn't want to say that, there's no dialogue. 2896 02:12:29,540 --> 02:12:33,440 And then Stuart had to tease the words out of the guy there. 2897 02:12:33,440 --> 02:12:34,240 Look at this. 2898 02:12:35,440 --> 02:12:37,100 Now, is there any talking or dialogue? 2899 02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:38,500 How does she deal with that part of the game? 2900 02:12:38,760 --> 02:12:44,060 Basically, the game is comprised of four massive worlds within 15 levels. 2901 02:12:44,260 --> 02:12:48,960 In between the levels, there are cinematics that incorporate clues and that type of thing. 2902 02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:52,740 However, there is not, like, you don't... 2903 02:12:52,740 --> 02:12:53,460 There's no dialogue. 2904 02:12:53,460 --> 02:12:55,400 There's no dialogue with other characters. 2905 02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:58,140 But, I mean, how does she figure out that people are betraying her in the story? 2906 02:12:58,880 --> 02:13:02,260 When other mercenaries show up and they try to kill her. 2907 02:13:02,360 --> 02:13:02,880 Ah, okay. 2908 02:13:03,020 --> 02:13:05,040 She thinks they're her allies, but they're not her allies. 2909 02:13:05,040 --> 02:13:05,440 Exactly. 2910 02:13:05,620 --> 02:13:05,840 Okay. 2911 02:13:05,980 --> 02:13:07,060 It's action, action, action. 2912 02:13:07,120 --> 02:13:07,480 Absolutely. 2913 02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:08,680 All the way. 2914 02:13:08,680 --> 02:13:09,920 All right, so it's called Tomb Raiders. 2915 02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:12,720 And how long does it take to finish this game? 2916 02:13:13,680 --> 02:13:14,000 Forever. 2917 02:13:14,220 --> 02:13:14,540 Forever. 2918 02:13:14,540 --> 02:13:14,580 Forever. 2919 02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:15,720 It's a very large game. 2920 02:13:15,860 --> 02:13:16,940 Like I said, 15 levels. 2921 02:13:16,980 --> 02:13:23,560 Big bang you there, Silver Pixie, for the 169 handheld tip. 2922 02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:24,740 Some people don't think... 2923 02:13:24,740 --> 02:13:25,600 In four different worlds. 2924 02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:26,940 In four massive worlds. 2925 02:13:27,220 --> 02:13:31,880 And this is just, I would say, a smidget of what the game actually is. 2926 02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:32,980 Teeny weeny shoe. 2927 02:13:32,980 --> 02:13:37,240 All right, well, the hot new trend in computer gaming is multiplayer games in which you can 2928 02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:39,960 play against opponents all over the world using the internet. 2929 02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:40,560 Classic. 2930 02:13:40,560 --> 02:13:41,480 We recently visited... 2931 02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:43,220 All over the world using the internet. 2932 02:13:43,960 --> 02:13:46,420 I mean, you're probably thinking, why? 2933 02:13:46,580 --> 02:13:47,560 What's the point of all this? 2934 02:13:47,660 --> 02:13:50,180 You're just rewinding the same fucking bit we've seen. 2935 02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:51,240 There's nothing special about it. 2936 02:13:51,280 --> 02:13:52,380 But this... 2937 02:13:52,380 --> 02:13:53,700 Listen to the presentation. 2938 02:13:53,940 --> 02:13:54,740 The intonation. 2939 02:13:56,000 --> 02:13:58,120 Take a leaf out of Stuart's book. 2940 02:13:58,500 --> 02:14:02,840 Employ these tactics in the way you talk in situations, social situations. 2941 02:14:02,840 --> 02:14:04,240 And you're on to a winner. 2942 02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:06,960 And you are on to a winner. 2943 02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,960 Of what the game actually is. 2944 02:14:08,960 --> 02:14:09,140 All right, Gary. 2945 02:14:09,200 --> 02:14:09,560 Thank you. 2946 02:14:09,940 --> 02:14:14,160 All right, well, the hot new trend in computer gaming is multiplayer games in which you can 2947 02:14:14,160 --> 02:14:16,880 play against opponents all over the world using the internet. 2948 02:14:16,880 --> 02:14:28,280 We recently visited one of the premier multiplayer game marathons at a cyber cafe called Internet 2949 02:14:28,280 --> 02:14:30,140 Alfredo in San Francisco. 2950 02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:34,420 You don't need much to play a computer game. 2951 02:14:34,420 --> 02:14:35,660 This is a cafe. 2952 02:14:36,240 --> 02:14:40,580 This is a cafe Internet Alfredo in Cupercino or something. 2953 02:14:41,280 --> 02:14:44,900 And your man's got a surfing top on there called Divi Wind. 2954 02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:47,420 You don't need... 2955 02:14:47,420 --> 02:14:48,420 Look at that for a ponytail. 2956 02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:50,080 That's more than... 2957 02:14:50,080 --> 02:14:51,160 That's a pony mane. 2958 02:14:53,760 --> 02:14:56,600 That's a real long fucking bit of hair there. 2959 02:14:57,120 --> 02:15:01,820 And it's a tightly, tightly packed bowl at the back of the head on the scalp. 2960 02:15:02,440 --> 02:15:03,880 Much to play a computer game. 2961 02:15:04,140 --> 02:15:06,840 Some software and a single player will usually do. 2962 02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:09,960 But why play alone when you can battle the world? 2963 02:15:10,480 --> 02:15:16,100 At a recent online tournament at San Francisco's Internet Alfredo, players teamed up to socialize. 2964 02:15:16,320 --> 02:15:17,560 Check that lad out with the beer. 2965 02:15:20,340 --> 02:15:21,500 He doesn't look... 2966 02:15:21,500 --> 02:15:22,840 He's a plant, that fella. 2967 02:15:22,940 --> 02:15:24,500 Because he doesn't look like he'd play games. 2968 02:15:25,120 --> 02:15:26,900 He's just one of the lads having a beer. 2969 02:15:27,220 --> 02:15:28,320 But this fella does. 2970 02:15:28,520 --> 02:15:28,840 He's... 2971 02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:29,180 He's... 2972 02:15:29,180 --> 02:15:30,240 He's mad into it. 2973 02:15:30,260 --> 02:15:30,660 That lad. 2974 02:15:31,940 --> 02:15:34,320 Look at the fucking concentration on these faces. 2975 02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:37,200 Concentrator. 2976 02:15:37,200 --> 02:15:37,420 Look at the door. 2977 02:15:44,420 --> 02:15:47,860 And look at this lad at the back. 2978 02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:48,260 Where's that? 2979 02:15:48,320 --> 02:15:49,020 Let's get this going. 2980 02:15:49,340 --> 02:15:50,480 Let's get some of this going. 2981 02:15:53,280 --> 02:15:55,340 Tonight on Primetime Investigates. 2982 02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:58,760 The Silicon Valley Boys. 2983 02:16:01,620 --> 02:16:03,100 The Double Denim Lads. 2984 02:16:04,940 --> 02:16:06,300 Chino McClintock. 2985 02:16:11,060 --> 02:16:11,780 Gary... 2986 02:16:11,780 --> 02:16:13,260 Gary Vaynerchuk. 2987 02:16:16,380 --> 02:16:18,280 And Diablo O'Toole. 2988 02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,160 Look at this lad over here. 2989 02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:21,360 Look. 2990 02:16:23,000 --> 02:16:24,380 Don't even have anything. 2991 02:16:24,680 --> 02:16:26,540 From the eyes up, we don't even have him. 2992 02:16:27,500 --> 02:16:28,420 on Primetime. 2993 02:16:30,760 --> 02:16:31,240 Okay. 2994 02:16:31,460 --> 02:16:33,320 Just go back there for a moment. 2995 02:16:34,100 --> 02:16:34,920 And we go to... 2996 02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:35,980 Fit the screen. 2997 02:16:36,920 --> 02:16:37,260 ...biz. 2998 02:16:37,420 --> 02:16:38,220 Drink espresso. 2999 02:16:38,600 --> 02:16:40,380 And play Quake on the internet. 3000 02:16:42,600 --> 02:16:43,400 We'll leave the... 3001 02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:44,860 We'll leave the drone music on. 3002 02:16:44,900 --> 02:16:45,520 It's chilling. 3003 02:16:46,820 --> 02:16:48,780 They're trying to show us like a... 3004 02:16:48,780 --> 02:16:50,580 A nice representation of gamers. 3005 02:16:50,720 --> 02:16:51,200 But we should... 3006 02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:52,440 If you leave the drone music on, 3007 02:16:52,460 --> 02:16:54,700 it looks like a really chilling report. 3008 02:16:54,700 --> 02:17:17,860 games i heard it for word there we go glenn's week is after you looking glenn's weeks after you man 3009 02:17:17,860 --> 02:17:25,400 empath interactive if he's an empath then he mirrors the thoughts and emotions of the people 3010 02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:31,260 he's with and look he's gone for the fucking tongue the tongue twist which we seen premiered 3011 02:17:31,260 --> 02:17:37,120 there at windows 95 graphics launch in the last video by the fella doing the graphics 3012 02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:41,280 he's given the fucking he gets the zwieg out for a minute 3013 02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:54,520 let's go back there for a moment quake on alfredo players teamed up to socialize 3014 02:17:54,520 --> 02:17:58,580 drink espresso and play quake on the internet on the internet 3015 02:17:58,580 --> 02:18:07,940 id software the game's publisher released a new version especially tailored for internet play 3016 02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:14,240 and it's available on the net through empath interactive a lot of games i heard it for 3017 02:18:14,240 --> 02:18:25,000 were hey do you remember in grand theft auto 3 or a grand theft auto 4 when you're online and you 3018 02:18:25,000 --> 02:18:33,300 kill someone with an ak-47 it was like uh francis higgins third world did fucking games master xx 952 3019 02:18:33,300 --> 02:18:41,220 or if you fucking rocketed someone you exploded them that i thought that was their design they made that 3020 02:18:41,220 --> 02:18:47,600 stuff up but looks like these boys at alfredo cafe designed their own lingo for someone got ice club 3021 02:18:47,600 --> 02:18:58,760 watch this deslock was gibbed or jibbed by alfredo's rocket on the net through empath interactive a lot of games 3022 02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:05,060 watch the next one i heard it for al must al must stevie rides alfredo's rocket 3023 02:19:05,060 --> 02:19:13,980 or were have multiplayer extensions but they were built really for land use so that is the land party 3024 02:19:13,980 --> 02:19:18,940 and we're gonna be going down to the alfredo cafe for a land party 3025 02:19:18,940 --> 02:19:24,980 built for you know ethernet connections where you're running it at i don't know you know 20 30 megabits per second 3026 02:19:24,980 --> 02:19:33,400 uh 20 30 they're sending megabits over and it wasn't really thought about how you distribute in a wide area environment 3027 02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:53,200 wow all the talk about packets and how you distribute those packets and spread those information data bundles out over a wide area network is just absolutely riveting stuff and i don't know how we managed to get through this episode we're still getting through it we haven't got through it so i don't want to fucking speak too soon 3028 02:19:53,200 --> 02:20:04,920 the hillside wranglers thanks so much for the tip the hillside wranglers 3029 02:20:04,920 --> 02:20:10,460 giving information packets the network sends game data ahead of other kinds of data such as email 3030 02:20:10,460 --> 02:20:17,580 wow look at all this stuff version 4 sp startup sound sampling read 11 0 2 5 zwig job thanks for the tip 3031 02:20:17,580 --> 02:20:29,400 cd audio initialization no cd in the player cd audio initialized now it's two button mouse available yeah this reads getting all the peripherals it's reading all the configurations getting it all fucking ready to rock 3032 02:20:29,400 --> 02:20:38,640 joystick not found you don't need a joystick for quake man exceeding x xing xing quake rc 3033 02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:47,280 executing sorry executing default configuration file couldn't execute the auxil auto execute 3034 02:20:47,280 --> 02:20:54,380 configuration it's trying connection accepted three demos in loop it all helps to provide 3035 02:20:54,380 --> 02:21:01,880 players with a sense of immediacy so to facilitate low latency real-time interaction you have low 3036 02:21:01,880 --> 02:21:08,280 latency uh have a control uh robo cap thank you very much old environment on the internet there is 3037 02:21:08,280 --> 02:21:13,320 a social side to this type of tournament look at your man there he's fucking getting really happy 3038 02:21:13,320 --> 02:21:18,960 there looking at your man he's bobbing up and down as well watching your man play quake he's looking at 3039 02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:25,960 your man play quake he's looking at your man who's watching your man he's watching uh diablo o'toole 3040 02:21:25,960 --> 02:21:34,980 play quake and zwieg is just sitting there and green shirt who's a plant he's not really into games i 3041 02:21:34,980 --> 02:21:40,660 reckon he's a plant yeah he's really ruined the scenario because he's looking too enthusiastic 3042 02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:44,120 about someone who's watching a man play a video game no one looks at a man 3043 02:21:44,120 --> 02:21:52,120 no man looks at another man like that who's watching no man looks at a man who's watching a man play a 3044 02:21:52,120 --> 02:21:59,820 game like that and then look at this so make that is even more funkier there's another man in the 3045 02:21:59,820 --> 02:22:05,300 background who's watching that man watching that man watch another man play a game look at that man 3046 02:22:05,300 --> 02:22:12,300 there look him this fella that's that john that's that fucking uh john tron fella is it 3047 02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:20,060 that's your man john tron off youtube man in the early days looking at looking at lads play quake 3048 02:22:20,060 --> 02:22:24,580 see him there man let's put the music on there for a moment 3049 02:22:24,580 --> 02:22:31,580 turn that black and white there man it's fucked up it's fucked up man 3050 02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:36,580 haha look at this it's fucking weird man 3051 02:22:36,580 --> 02:22:47,580 there is a 3052 02:22:47,580 --> 02:23:03,580 boy thanks very much that lad really getting into this because the thing is these guys this fella 3053 02:23:03,580 --> 02:23:12,340 here this lad here is watching this guy play quake down here this lad 3054 02:23:12,340 --> 02:23:24,040 and that lad's watching this fella is watching this fella and then john tron in the background look 3055 02:23:24,040 --> 02:23:28,260 watching the whole show getting the ideas for the youtube channel 3056 02:23:28,260 --> 02:23:37,000 listen to that music there and then back down to your man look fucking creepy 3057 02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:41,740 it's creepy isn't it 3058 02:23:41,740 --> 02:23:45,860 zwieg is after you 3059 02:23:45,860 --> 02:23:49,200 fucking zwieg's after you man 3060 02:23:49,200 --> 02:23:54,400 uh fit the screen get rid of the fucking black and white 3061 02:23:54,400 --> 02:23:58,060 back again to the default and there we go turn it up 3062 02:23:58,060 --> 02:24:02,620 full speed i wish there was like a hotkey that can slow 3063 02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:11,120 themselves that could turn it onto black and white and then youtube at 25 and uh you know the rest 3064 02:24:11,120 --> 02:24:16,020 there's just no hot key for it i'd have to be a shit hot computer programmer to be able to come 3065 02:24:16,020 --> 02:24:21,480 up with that configuration which configured a button that you press and then it does the 3066 02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:27,380 commands for firefox and obs at the same time there's any developers or people out there that 3067 02:24:27,380 --> 02:24:33,200 can do that social site that this type of tournament play as well internet cafes helped create the right 3068 02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:40,280 environment we are trying to provide a mechanism for people to congregate and come together and and 3069 02:24:40,280 --> 02:24:46,580 entertain themselves and so i think sort of combining the the physical space with the virtual space is 3070 02:24:46,580 --> 02:24:54,800 just a nice way to sort of bridge those two worlds for the computer chronicles i'm giles bateman i wonder 3071 02:24:54,800 --> 02:25:00,080 was that giles bateman there in the computer look at this we never seen just we never seen this lad 3072 02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:05,000 at all he was just there at the end way to sort of bridge those two roads for the computer chronicles 3073 02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:06,260 i'm giles bateman 3074 02:25:06,260 --> 02:25:24,620 well if you're a gamer there's nothing more exciting 3075 02:25:24,620 --> 02:25:26,800 than the anticipation of a hot new game, 3076 02:25:26,860 --> 02:25:29,240 and the one everyone's been waiting for is Diablo. 3077 02:25:29,400 --> 02:25:32,500 In fact, when Blizzard Entertainment posted an online notice 3078 02:25:32,500 --> 02:25:34,620 saying it was looking for 1,000 beta testers, 3079 02:25:34,700 --> 02:25:36,940 nearly a quarter million gamers applied, 3080 02:25:37,080 --> 02:25:40,380 and all 1,000 tester slots were filled in the first three minutes. 3081 02:25:40,660 --> 02:25:42,760 Tester slots beta gamers. 3082 02:25:42,940 --> 02:25:44,720 This is your baby here, Diablo. 3083 02:25:44,880 --> 02:25:46,340 Why is there so much excitement about it? 3084 02:25:46,340 --> 02:25:47,420 What's so cool about this game? 3085 02:25:47,640 --> 02:25:50,380 Well, the cool thing about this game is that it's a genre 3086 02:25:50,380 --> 02:25:51,980 that's been neglected for quite a while, 3087 02:25:52,360 --> 02:25:56,940 and we're really putting together the newest technologies 3088 02:25:56,940 --> 02:26:00,540 to revitalize the role-playing game segment. 3089 02:26:00,840 --> 02:26:02,360 It is a multi-user game, 3090 02:26:02,440 --> 02:26:04,160 so you can play over the Internet with your friends. 3091 02:26:04,340 --> 02:26:05,360 Multi-user game. 3092 02:26:05,360 --> 02:26:06,300 There is incredible replayability 3093 02:26:06,300 --> 02:26:08,440 because the dungeons and items and monsters 3094 02:26:08,440 --> 02:26:10,280 are regenerated randomly each time you play. 3095 02:26:10,280 --> 02:26:12,080 So every time you go into a place, it looks different. 3096 02:26:12,220 --> 02:26:13,400 You'll never play the same game twice. 3097 02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:13,720 That's right. 3098 02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:15,320 Now, you're the guys who did Warcraft, right? 3099 02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:15,560 Yes. 3100 02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:17,080 So you've got a little bit of a reputation out there 3101 02:26:17,080 --> 02:26:17,820 for doing good stuff. 3102 02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:19,060 Let's take a look at Diablo, 3103 02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,660 and just what's the story here, Max? 3104 02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:22,240 It's a lovely thatch. 3105 02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:25,120 You can pick either a warrior, a rogue, or a sorcerer. 3106 02:26:25,340 --> 02:26:26,280 I've got the warrior king. 3107 02:26:26,280 --> 02:26:28,800 Warrior, rogue, or sorcerer. 3108 02:26:29,460 --> 02:26:30,500 That's you in the middle of the screen. 3109 02:26:30,520 --> 02:26:31,040 That's me. 3110 02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:31,380 That's me. 3111 02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:33,660 It's real easy to use to expand our audience, 3112 02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,440 not just to hardcore role-playing gamers. 3113 02:26:35,580 --> 02:26:36,800 I just walk over to this guy. 3114 02:26:36,820 --> 02:26:37,520 You point and click. 3115 02:26:37,600 --> 02:26:38,580 You walk around the town, 3116 02:26:38,680 --> 02:26:40,000 and you interact with the characters in the town. 3117 02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,000 Can we actually talk to each other? 3118 02:26:41,200 --> 02:26:41,440 Sure. 3119 02:26:41,540 --> 02:26:43,140 We can talk to the blacksmith here 3120 02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:45,580 and buy items, sell items, repair items. 3121 02:26:45,760 --> 02:26:46,900 I'm all set up to go, 3122 02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,180 so let's go ahead and walk towards the dungeon. 3123 02:26:50,640 --> 02:26:51,000 Gameboy. 3124 02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:52,220 Okay. 3125 02:26:52,960 --> 02:26:54,520 Okay, so we've talked to that guy, 3126 02:26:54,600 --> 02:26:56,120 and we're going into our first dungeon now. 3127 02:26:56,380 --> 02:26:56,660 Yes. 3128 02:26:57,700 --> 02:26:59,320 Dungeons and dragons. 3129 02:27:00,580 --> 02:27:01,060 Handheld. 3130 02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:03,560 You got a handheld dungeon. 3131 02:27:03,560 --> 02:27:04,480 You can talk to. 3132 02:27:04,580 --> 02:27:06,000 There's a witch that sells potions. 3133 02:27:06,180 --> 02:27:06,900 There's the blacksmith. 3134 02:27:07,020 --> 02:27:08,260 There's people who will heal you, 3135 02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:10,300 and various things like this. 3136 02:27:10,780 --> 02:27:12,140 Now, one of the things we're going to do 3137 02:27:12,140 --> 02:27:13,400 is we're going to come up to a man 3138 02:27:13,400 --> 02:27:14,420 outside the dungeon here, 3139 02:27:14,520 --> 02:27:17,020 and he is going to provide us 3140 02:27:17,020 --> 02:27:18,280 with our first quest for Diablo. 3141 02:27:18,380 --> 02:27:20,360 There's some poor guy lying on the ground there. 3142 02:27:20,480 --> 02:27:21,400 Please help. 3143 02:27:22,220 --> 02:27:24,600 I barely escaped from the butcher. 3144 02:27:25,260 --> 02:27:28,140 He killed my wife, my children. 3145 02:27:28,820 --> 02:27:29,860 I beg of you, 3146 02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:31,900 in the name of God, 3147 02:27:32,560 --> 02:27:33,760 avenge them. 3148 02:27:34,100 --> 02:27:35,260 So we know what the job is here. 3149 02:27:35,420 --> 02:27:37,120 Go find this rotten butcher and kill him. 3150 02:27:37,180 --> 02:27:37,540 Exactly. 3151 02:27:37,860 --> 02:27:38,980 Find this rotten butcher. 3152 02:27:38,980 --> 02:27:40,840 The ultimate goal of the game is to kill Diablo, 3153 02:27:41,060 --> 02:27:41,700 but along the way, 3154 02:27:41,780 --> 02:27:43,240 you're given more manageable tasks. 3155 02:27:43,960 --> 02:27:45,940 All right, so you're loading up the first dungeon right now? 3156 02:27:45,960 --> 02:27:46,280 Correct. 3157 02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:47,320 And I don't know what's going to be. 3158 02:27:47,320 --> 02:27:48,080 And you don't know what it's going to be, 3159 02:27:48,120 --> 02:27:49,160 because every time it might be different. 3160 02:27:49,240 --> 02:27:50,420 We mean different look, 3161 02:27:50,540 --> 02:27:51,160 different environment, 3162 02:27:51,280 --> 02:27:51,920 different characters. 3163 02:27:52,080 --> 02:27:52,400 A different, 3164 02:27:52,480 --> 02:27:53,580 complete layout of the dungeon, 3165 02:27:53,780 --> 02:27:54,880 completely different monsters. 3166 02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:58,540 All I know is that there's going to be a butcher down there somewhere, 3167 02:27:58,880 --> 02:28:00,820 and various other monsters that I'm going to run across. 3168 02:28:00,820 --> 02:28:02,840 So just because you may have played this room before, 3169 02:28:03,140 --> 02:28:04,840 it doesn't mean you're going to see the same way again. 3170 02:28:04,840 --> 02:28:05,380 Not at all. 3171 02:28:05,480 --> 02:28:06,360 All right, so what's going on here? 3172 02:28:06,420 --> 02:28:08,420 Well, I've got my dungeon here. 3173 02:28:08,660 --> 02:28:12,100 Here's a door through which I'm likely to find some danger. 3174 02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:13,620 You just happen to know. 3175 02:28:13,780 --> 02:28:14,040 Yes. 3176 02:28:14,300 --> 02:28:14,540 Okay. 3177 02:28:15,000 --> 02:28:15,880 So I'm going to open it up. 3178 02:28:15,940 --> 02:28:17,700 Whoops, and it looks like we have some skeletons coming. 3179 02:28:17,960 --> 02:28:22,240 And let's go ahead and draw him out here and engage in combat. 3180 02:28:22,420 --> 02:28:23,180 Down one skeleton. 3181 02:28:23,180 --> 02:28:24,740 Now, he has dropped a spell book. 3182 02:28:24,800 --> 02:28:25,820 That'll come in handy later. 3183 02:28:25,900 --> 02:28:27,340 Okay, so you can use that stuff later. 3184 02:28:27,420 --> 02:28:27,600 Yes. 3185 02:28:28,520 --> 02:28:29,940 Now, I can zoom in on this also 3186 02:28:29,940 --> 02:28:31,960 if I want to get a better look at the combat. 3187 02:28:34,840 --> 02:28:36,120 Okay, he's dropped a scroll. 3188 02:28:36,300 --> 02:28:37,520 I'll probably be able to use that as well. 3189 02:28:37,560 --> 02:28:39,040 All right, so you're going to beat these guys up, 3190 02:28:39,080 --> 02:28:41,100 get the stuff they have that's of value to you. 3191 02:28:41,300 --> 02:28:41,460 Yes. 3192 02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:42,880 All right, now, 3193 02:28:42,920 --> 02:28:45,840 if I'm playing in the multiplayer role now... 3194 02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:47,540 You're going to pick these things up 3195 02:28:47,540 --> 02:28:49,160 that are of value to you. 3196 02:28:51,100 --> 02:28:52,380 Who are the other guys I'm playing with? 3197 02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:53,640 Are they my friends, my allies, or what? 3198 02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:54,520 They are your friends, 3199 02:28:54,580 --> 02:28:56,760 or they are strangers who you meet on Blizzard's Battle.net. 3200 02:28:56,980 --> 02:28:57,820 You can play... 3201 02:28:57,820 --> 02:28:59,400 Anyone who has access to the Internet 3202 02:28:59,400 --> 02:29:01,120 will have free access to Battle.net. 3203 02:29:01,120 --> 02:29:02,740 It is not a service we charge for. 3204 02:29:03,180 --> 02:29:04,340 You'll be able to play with your friends 3205 02:29:04,340 --> 02:29:07,440 or people you just meet at any time 24 hours a day. 3206 02:29:07,680 --> 02:29:08,000 Diablo. 3207 02:29:08,140 --> 02:29:09,080 All right, thanks a lot, Max. 3208 02:29:09,420 --> 02:29:10,900 All right, if you play computer games, 3209 02:29:10,960 --> 02:29:13,220 you get stuck sometimes playing computer games, 3210 02:29:13,220 --> 02:29:13,880 and one way to get unstuck... 3211 02:29:13,880 --> 02:29:16,800 ...is to play computer games... 3212 02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,600 ...at any time 24 hours a day. 3213 02:29:18,800 --> 02:29:19,160 Diablo. 3214 02:29:19,280 --> 02:29:20,240 All right, thanks a lot, Max. 3215 02:29:20,580 --> 02:29:22,060 All right, if you play computer games, 3216 02:29:22,140 --> 02:29:24,400 you get stuck sometimes playing computer games, 3217 02:29:24,460 --> 02:29:25,800 and one way to get unstuck... 3218 02:29:25,800 --> 02:29:39,460 ...is to log on to a good game website. 3219 02:29:39,660 --> 02:29:42,200 So let's turn now to our webmaster, Giles Bateman, 3220 02:29:42,600 --> 02:29:45,200 for a look at some websites for the dedicated game player. 3221 02:29:49,200 --> 02:29:50,000 Thanks, Stuart. 3222 02:29:50,000 --> 02:29:52,300 Although there are a number of classic video games, 3223 02:29:52,380 --> 02:29:53,520 we often find that the latest... 3224 02:29:53,520 --> 02:29:54,620 That's Giles Bateman. 3225 02:29:54,980 --> 02:29:57,360 I was trying to say the last one. 3226 02:29:57,460 --> 02:30:00,420 Maybe that was Giles Bateman playing the fucking Quake game, 3227 02:30:00,480 --> 02:30:00,880 but it's not. 3228 02:30:01,000 --> 02:30:01,880 This is Giles Bateman. 3229 02:30:02,120 --> 02:30:04,280 It's great to put a face to the name. 3230 02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:05,760 ...latest games are, in fact, 3231 02:30:05,820 --> 02:30:07,160 some of the greatest games out there. 3232 02:30:07,500 --> 02:30:09,880 You'll definitely want to visit GameCenter.com 3233 02:30:09,880 --> 02:30:12,280 to keep up on what's the latest in computer games. 3234 02:30:12,920 --> 02:30:14,060 GameCenter.com. 3235 02:30:14,180 --> 02:30:16,240 Look at the way that layout is there. 3236 02:30:16,840 --> 02:30:19,080 Let's have a look there and see if we can get that up there. 3237 02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:22,760 GameCenter.com. 3238 02:30:27,700 --> 02:30:30,600 Apache 2 Ubuntu default page. 3239 02:30:34,960 --> 02:30:36,120 Well, as you can see, 3240 02:30:36,220 --> 02:30:38,680 GameCenter met its demise some time ago, 3241 02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:41,600 and now it's a fucking Ubuntu default page. 3242 02:30:42,320 --> 02:30:44,320 Let's go back to the GameCenter there. 3243 02:30:45,080 --> 02:30:46,840 What they have is a whole list of things, 3244 02:30:46,920 --> 02:30:48,620 everything from previews of new games, 3245 02:30:48,940 --> 02:30:50,140 reviews of existing games, 3246 02:30:50,600 --> 02:30:51,940 shareware and things to download, 3247 02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:53,640 plus tips and tactics, 3248 02:30:54,160 --> 02:30:55,500 and different cheat codes, 3249 02:30:55,620 --> 02:30:58,160 if the tips can't get you past your obstacles. 3250 02:30:58,860 --> 02:30:59,540 Next of all, 3251 02:30:59,580 --> 02:31:01,740 you'll definitely want to check out TinNet. 3252 02:31:01,840 --> 02:31:03,440 This is Total Entertainment Network, 3253 02:31:03,840 --> 02:31:06,500 and what they do is provide a way for you to... 3254 02:31:06,500 --> 02:31:16,900 Wow. 3255 02:31:19,900 --> 02:31:21,300 Total Entertainment Network. 3256 02:31:23,180 --> 02:31:27,700 The Total Entertainment Network was found in 1995 for the merger of Outland, 3257 02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:30,600 the first commercial game network available on the internet. 3258 02:31:31,720 --> 02:31:38,660 Users pay between $10 and $30 a month for access to TenNet's library of exclusive games. 3259 02:31:41,000 --> 02:31:43,460 Most popular titles were Duke Nukem 3D, 3260 02:31:43,960 --> 02:31:47,920 NASCAR Racing Online Magic the Gathering Total Annihilation, 3261 02:31:48,060 --> 02:31:48,660 I remember that, 3262 02:31:48,740 --> 02:31:52,100 got that bundled with the Windows 98 PC at the time, 3263 02:31:52,960 --> 02:31:54,900 and Dark Sun Online, 3264 02:31:55,000 --> 02:31:55,620 never played it. 3265 02:31:56,460 --> 02:31:57,640 Never worked out for them, 3266 02:31:57,900 --> 02:32:00,860 and now the website is defunct. 3267 02:32:02,860 --> 02:32:05,380 Play some of the popular games, 3268 02:32:05,680 --> 02:32:07,920 such as Quake and whatnot, 3269 02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:09,840 with other people over the internet. 3270 02:32:10,180 --> 02:32:11,820 For instance, Duke Nukem is on that list. 3271 02:32:11,900 --> 02:32:12,520 I'll click here. 3272 02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:14,580 And from the Duke Nukem page, 3273 02:32:14,700 --> 02:32:18,080 you can find information on how to play Duke Nukem over Tin. 3274 02:32:18,140 --> 02:32:20,500 You can actually download the shareware of Duke 3275 02:32:20,500 --> 02:32:22,840 and get a little bit of a review 3276 02:32:22,840 --> 02:32:24,660 so you can find out what the game's all about. 3277 02:32:25,060 --> 02:32:25,860 Now, last but not least, 3278 02:32:26,080 --> 02:32:27,540 you'll definitely want to check out 3279 02:32:27,540 --> 02:32:28,460 File Factory. 3280 02:32:28,600 --> 02:32:31,000 File Factory is a service of TenNet. 3281 02:32:31,220 --> 02:32:33,540 If you just click on the start right there, 3282 02:32:33,540 --> 02:32:37,180 you'll find updates to all the latest versions 3283 02:32:37,180 --> 02:32:38,340 of the different games you have. 3284 02:32:38,400 --> 02:32:39,880 So even if you bought a game in the store, 3285 02:32:40,160 --> 02:32:42,160 there may be an update for it on the internet. 3286 02:32:42,280 --> 02:32:43,360 How do you find out it's there? 3287 02:32:43,800 --> 02:32:45,100 Go to the File Factory. 3288 02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:46,600 Thanks, Giles. 3289 02:32:46,740 --> 02:32:47,120 Thanks, Giles. 3290 02:32:47,120 --> 02:32:49,700 It's time now for our weekly summary of the latest... 3291 02:32:49,700 --> 02:32:51,220 Bigelonians, thanks for the dip. 3292 02:32:52,060 --> 02:32:53,620 Internet and computer news. 3293 02:32:53,620 --> 02:32:55,580 Here's this week's Random Access Report 3294 02:32:55,580 --> 02:32:56,720 with Laurie Anderson. 3295 02:32:57,180 --> 02:33:00,000 In the Random Access File this week, 3296 02:33:00,100 --> 02:33:02,760 Apple Computer has agreed to buy Next Software 3297 02:33:02,760 --> 02:33:04,480 for a total of $400 million. 3298 02:33:05,220 --> 02:33:08,520 This reunites Apple with its co-founder, Steve Jobs, 3299 02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:10,780 who started the company 20 years ago. 3300 02:33:11,220 --> 02:33:14,580 Apple hopes this acquisition will give them the software technology 3301 02:33:14,580 --> 02:33:17,800 it needs to revamp the aging Mac operating system, 3302 02:33:18,180 --> 02:33:19,820 which will be based on Next Step. 3303 02:33:19,980 --> 02:33:23,520 Jobs will work part-time at Apple to help lead the effort. 3304 02:33:24,140 --> 02:33:29,720 Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online in their court battle against cyber promotions 3305 02:33:29,720 --> 02:33:33,360 for sending advertisements via email to their subscribers. 3306 02:33:33,860 --> 02:33:37,620 Prodigy has received a permanent injunction against cyber promotions 3307 02:33:37,620 --> 02:33:40,860 to stop sending the online ads under the Prodigy name. 3308 02:33:41,320 --> 02:33:45,040 CompuServe obtained a similar restraining order last October. 3309 02:33:45,040 --> 02:33:48,680 If you didn't get the computer you wanted for the holidays, 3310 02:33:48,820 --> 02:33:50,040 here's something to consider. 3311 02:33:50,460 --> 02:33:55,300 Apple Computer has announced a mail-in cash rebate of up to $450 for U.S. consumer... 3312 02:33:55,300 --> 02:33:56,980 What did I miss there? Someone said he did. 3313 02:33:56,980 --> 02:33:58,900 ...on Apple ratings... 3314 02:33:58,900 --> 02:33:59,640 Steve Jobs! 3315 02:33:59,700 --> 02:34:00,320 ...in the Random Access... 3316 02:34:00,320 --> 02:34:01,620 ...400 million dollars. 3317 02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:07,460 This reunites Apple with its co-founder Steve Jobs, who started the company 20 years ago. 3318 02:34:07,740 --> 02:34:10,640 Steve Jobs looks like fucking Copernicus there. 3319 02:34:12,380 --> 02:34:14,960 Let's see if we can get some kind of matchup going there. 3320 02:34:18,740 --> 02:34:25,320 Steve Jobs of Apple based his haircut on Copernicus, who was a renaissance... 3321 02:34:25,320 --> 02:34:27,220 ...a renaissance-era mathematician. 3322 02:34:28,740 --> 02:34:31,580 He had the ranks of Galileo. 3323 02:34:31,880 --> 02:34:32,960 Steve Jobs... 3324 02:34:32,960 --> 02:34:35,160 ...could say... 3325 02:34:35,160 --> 02:34:38,960 ...Steve Jobs is the Copernicus of computing. 3326 02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:41,400 Where's the... 3327 02:34:41,400 --> 02:34:42,400 ...fucking... 3328 02:34:42,400 --> 02:34:45,060 ...when you leave the image down on the desktop, where is it? 3329 02:34:45,980 --> 02:34:46,780 Save the image. 3330 02:34:48,440 --> 02:34:49,560 Fucking... 3331 02:34:49,560 --> 02:34:51,180 ...Ice 3's already there, look. 3332 02:34:55,440 --> 02:34:56,740 It's not there on the... 3333 02:34:56,740 --> 02:34:57,900 I can't fucking see it. 3334 02:34:59,600 --> 02:35:01,500 I can't fucking see the Copernicus image. 3335 02:35:04,060 --> 02:35:04,900 Fucking joking. 3336 02:35:05,820 --> 02:35:07,620 You are joking me here. 3337 02:35:07,620 --> 02:35:12,380 Taking the shting out the joke, man. 3338 02:35:14,220 --> 02:35:15,220 Hey, Copernicus. 3339 02:35:18,800 --> 02:35:20,200 And there we have... 3340 02:35:20,200 --> 02:35:21,620 ...and we put Copernicus on there... 3341 02:35:22,200 --> 02:35:23,540 ...and there we have it. 3342 02:35:25,800 --> 02:35:26,720 Sometimes... 3343 02:35:26,720 --> 02:35:29,620 ...a renaissance-era mathematician comes along... 3344 02:35:30,460 --> 02:35:31,720 ...which changes everything. 3345 02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:34,800 And... 3346 02:35:34,800 --> 02:35:36,900 ...we revolutionize the telescope. 3347 02:35:36,900 --> 02:35:37,900 ...and... 3348 02:35:38,900 --> 02:35:41,040 ...I don't know if you can see that, lads. 3349 02:35:42,060 --> 02:35:42,740 But there we go. 3350 02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:42,900 It's a real... 3351 02:35:43,940 --> 02:35:44,900 ...handheld Copernicus. 3352 02:35:46,600 --> 02:35:49,080 Is it Copernicus you can fit in your hand... 3353 02:35:49,080 --> 02:35:49,900 ...with Nintendo's... 3354 02:35:50,700 --> 02:35:50,900 ...Copernicus? 3355 02:35:51,900 --> 02:35:53,900 Apple hopes this acquisition will give them... 3356 02:35:53,900 --> 02:35:55,900 ...the software technology it needs... 3357 02:35:55,900 --> 02:35:58,900 ...to revamp the aging Mac operating system... 3358 02:35:58,900 --> 02:36:00,740 ...which will be based on Next Step. 3359 02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:02,900 Jobs will work part-time at Apple... 3360 02:36:02,900 --> 02:36:03,900 ...to help lead the effort. 3361 02:36:03,900 --> 02:36:06,900 Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online... 3362 02:36:06,900 --> 02:36:07,900 No way, man. Prodigy, the band... 3363 02:36:07,900 --> 02:36:08,900 ...the fucking band Prodigy... 3364 02:36:08,900 --> 02:36:10,900 ...have joined up with the cyber community... 3365 02:36:10,900 --> 02:36:11,900 ...to release a brand new app. 3366 02:36:11,900 --> 02:36:12,900 ...work part-time at Apple... 3367 02:36:12,900 --> 02:36:13,900 ...to help lead the effort. 3368 02:36:13,900 --> 02:36:14,900 Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online... 3369 02:36:14,900 --> 02:36:15,900 ...in their court battle against cyber promotions... 3370 02:36:15,900 --> 02:36:16,900 ...for sending advertisements via email... 3371 02:36:16,900 --> 02:36:17,900 ...to their subscribers. 3372 02:36:17,900 --> 02:36:18,900 Prodigy has received a permanent injunction... 3373 02:36:18,900 --> 02:36:19,900 ...against cyber promotions... 3374 02:36:19,900 --> 02:36:20,900 ...to stop sending the online ads... 3375 02:36:20,900 --> 02:36:21,900 ...under the Prodigy name. 3376 02:36:21,900 --> 02:36:27,900 ...CopuServe obtained a similar restraining order... 3377 02:36:27,900 --> 02:36:28,900 ...last October. 3378 02:36:28,900 --> 02:36:31,900 ...If you didn't get the computer you wanted... 3379 02:36:31,900 --> 02:36:32,900 ...for the holidays... 3380 02:36:32,900 --> 02:36:33,900 ...here's something to consider. 3381 02:36:33,900 --> 02:36:34,900 ...Apple Computer has announced... 3382 02:36:34,900 --> 02:36:35,900 ...a mail-in cash rebate... 3383 02:36:35,900 --> 02:36:36,900 ...of up to $450... 3384 02:36:36,900 --> 02:36:37,900 ...for U.S. consumers... 3385 02:36:37,900 --> 02:36:38,900 ...who purchase a Power Macintosh 7600... 3386 02:36:38,900 --> 02:36:39,900 ...or 8500 computer. 3387 02:36:39,900 --> 02:36:40,900 ...the rebates will be valid... 3388 02:36:40,900 --> 02:36:41,900 ...through January 19th. 3389 02:36:41,900 --> 02:36:42,900 ...Think you need a loan... 3390 02:36:42,900 --> 02:36:43,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3391 02:36:43,900 --> 02:36:44,900 ...you racked up over the holidays? 3392 02:36:44,900 --> 02:36:45,900 ...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank... 3393 02:36:45,900 --> 02:36:46,900 ...have announced online loans... 3394 02:36:46,900 --> 02:36:47,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3395 02:36:47,900 --> 02:36:48,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3396 02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:49,900 ...you racked up over the holidays? 3397 02:36:49,900 --> 02:36:50,900 ...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank... 3398 02:36:50,900 --> 02:36:51,900 ...have announced online loans... 3399 02:36:51,900 --> 02:36:52,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3400 02:36:52,900 --> 02:36:53,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3401 02:36:53,900 --> 02:36:54,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3402 02:36:54,900 --> 02:36:55,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3403 02:36:55,900 --> 02:36:56,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3404 02:36:56,900 --> 02:36:57,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3405 02:36:57,900 --> 02:36:58,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3406 02:36:58,900 --> 02:36:59,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3407 02:36:59,900 --> 02:37:00,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3408 02:37:00,900 --> 02:37:01,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3409 02:37:01,900 --> 02:37:02,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3410 02:37:02,900 --> 02:37:03,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3411 02:37:03,900 --> 02:37:04,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3412 02:37:04,900 --> 02:37:05,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3413 02:37:05,900 --> 02:37:06,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3414 02:37:06,900 --> 02:37:07,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3415 02:37:07,900 --> 02:37:08,900 ...to pay off all those bills... 3416 02:37:08,900 --> 02:37:09,900 ...you racked up over the holidays? 3417 02:37:09,900 --> 02:37:10,900 ...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank... 3418 02:37:10,900 --> 02:37:11,900 ...have announced online loan... 3419 02:37:11,900 --> 02:37:12,900 ...an interactive service... 3420 02:37:12,900 --> 02:37:13,900 ...that allows eligible consumers... 3421 02:37:13,900 --> 02:37:14,900 ...to get approval... 3422 02:37:14,900 --> 02:37:15,900 ...for unsecured personal loans... 3423 02:37:15,900 --> 02:37:16,900 ...of up to $10,000... 3424 02:37:16,900 --> 02:37:17,900 ...in under two minutes. 3425 02:37:17,900 --> 02:37:19,900 ...Oh, that sounds nice. 3426 02:37:19,900 --> 02:37:21,900 ...10 fucking grand... 3427 02:37:21,900 --> 02:37:23,900 ...in two minutes, man. 3428 02:37:23,900 --> 02:37:25,900 ...completely unsecured. 3429 02:37:25,900 --> 02:37:26,900 Mm-mm. 3430 02:37:26,900 --> 02:37:29,900 You gotta love capitalism. 3431 02:37:29,900 --> 02:37:32,900 Lovely unsecured loans. 3432 02:37:32,900 --> 02:37:33,900 Mm-mm. 3433 02:37:33,900 --> 02:37:36,900 Let's have some more of it. 3434 02:37:36,900 --> 02:37:39,900 Ten grand in the hole, is it? 3435 02:37:39,900 --> 02:37:41,900 ...approved, a check is mailed out... 3436 02:37:41,900 --> 02:37:43,900 ...the next business day. 3437 02:37:43,900 --> 02:37:45,900 And finally, with all the movies... 3438 02:37:45,900 --> 02:37:47,900 ...being released this time of year... 3439 02:37:47,900 --> 02:37:49,900 ...how do you choose which one to see? 3440 02:37:49,900 --> 02:37:52,900 The new website, reel.com, is designed... 3441 02:37:52,900 --> 02:37:54,900 ...to match movie buffs to the films... 3442 02:37:54,900 --> 02:37:56,900 ...they'll most want to view. 3443 02:37:56,900 --> 02:37:59,900 ...aah-ha-ha-ha. 3444 02:37:59,900 --> 02:38:01,900 ...didn't work out for them. 3445 02:38:01,900 --> 02:38:03,900 ...didn't work out for them. 3446 02:38:03,900 --> 02:38:06,900 ...didn't work out for them. 3447 02:38:06,900 --> 02:38:09,900 ...and now they're out of sorts. 3448 02:38:09,900 --> 02:38:10,900 They're not well. 3449 02:38:10,900 --> 02:38:11,900 ...not well. 3450 02:38:11,900 --> 02:38:13,900 Did a few business deals with reel.com. 3451 02:38:13,900 --> 02:38:15,900 They tried to fucking match the films... 3452 02:38:15,900 --> 02:38:17,900 ...to the people who are watching them. 3453 02:38:17,900 --> 02:38:18,900 ...didn't work out for them. 3454 02:38:18,900 --> 02:38:21,900 ...and now the domain is unregistered. 3455 02:38:24,900 --> 02:38:28,900 Reel.com lets you search movies by title, category, ratings... 3456 02:38:28,900 --> 02:38:30,900 ...as well as theater versus rental. 3457 02:38:30,900 --> 02:38:33,900 Complete with descriptions and reviews... 3458 02:38:33,900 --> 02:38:36,900 ...reel.com is designed to take some of the guesswork... 3459 02:38:36,900 --> 02:38:37,900 ...out of going to the movies. 3460 02:38:37,900 --> 02:38:39,900 That's it for this week's news. 3461 02:38:39,900 --> 02:38:40,900 Back to you, Stuart. 3462 02:38:40,900 --> 02:38:42,900 Now for my pick of the week. 3463 02:38:42,900 --> 02:38:44,900 We have focused on software today. 3464 02:38:44,900 --> 02:38:45,900 Great computer games. 3465 02:38:45,900 --> 02:38:48,900 But what hardware should you play these games on? 3466 02:38:48,900 --> 02:38:49,900 Well, you... 3467 02:38:49,900 --> 02:38:50,900 Hardware should you play these on? 3468 02:38:50,900 --> 02:38:52,900 We've been looking at some of the latest... 3469 02:38:52,900 --> 02:38:54,900 ...handheld consoles... 3470 02:38:54,900 --> 02:38:56,900 ...which you can get in the new... 3471 02:38:56,900 --> 02:38:57,900 ...Gameboy. 3472 02:38:57,900 --> 02:39:01,900 ...can use any PC that meets the minimum requirements of the game. 3473 02:39:01,900 --> 02:39:04,900 But if you are a serious gamer, you might want to think about this baby. 3474 02:39:04,900 --> 02:39:07,900 This is the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest. 3475 02:39:07,900 --> 02:39:08,900 Now this is the... 3476 02:39:08,900 --> 02:39:10,900 The Mach 5 from Falcon North. 3477 02:39:10,900 --> 02:39:12,900 ...no computers baby. 3478 02:39:12,900 --> 02:39:15,900 This is the Mach 5 from Falcon North West. 3479 02:39:15,900 --> 02:39:16,900 Now this is the... 3480 02:39:16,900 --> 02:39:20,900 ...the Mach 5 from Falcon North West. 3481 02:39:20,900 --> 02:39:22,900 Or as Stuart Shafé calls it... 3482 02:39:22,900 --> 02:39:25,900 ...the Mach 5 from Falcon North. 3483 02:39:25,900 --> 02:39:29,900 ...computer, the Mach 5 from Falcon North West. 3484 02:39:29,900 --> 02:39:32,900 Now this is the Primo computer optimized for game player. 3485 02:39:32,900 --> 02:39:40,900 The basic model comes with a 166 MHz Pentium, 16 MB of RAM, 2GB hard drive, and 8X CD-ROM drive. 3486 02:39:40,900 --> 02:39:46,900 Dual game ports, high-end joysticks, two game pads, a built-in 3D accelerator. 3487 02:39:46,900 --> 02:39:48,900 Great sound as you can see and possibly hear. 3488 02:39:48,900 --> 02:39:52,900 Everything in this baby is tweaked for the demands of today's multimedia games. 3489 02:39:52,900 --> 02:39:59,900 Now the Mach 5 also comes bundled with tons of software including 15 games and dozens of net tools and utilities. 3490 02:39:59,900 --> 02:40:02,900 This is one mega computer. 3491 02:40:02,900 --> 02:40:05,900 Every one, by the way, is custom built to your specs. 3492 02:40:05,900 --> 02:40:08,900 Price for the basic model around $3,500 bucks. 3493 02:40:08,900 --> 02:40:12,900 So if you are serious about gaming, virtually all the gaming magazines agree. 3494 02:40:12,900 --> 02:40:13,900 This is the machine. 3495 02:40:13,900 --> 02:40:18,900 This is the Mach 5 from Falcon North West computer systems. 3496 02:40:18,900 --> 02:40:20,900 Well that's it for this week's computer chronicles. 3497 02:40:20,900 --> 02:40:25,900 We'll be back next week with more of the best in computers, CD-ROM software and the internet. 3498 02:40:25,900 --> 02:40:26,900 Did you say $3,500? 3499 02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:26,900 What? 3500 02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:32,900 If you want to hear again, the Mach 5 from Falcon North West computer systems. 3501 02:40:32,900 --> 02:40:33,900 What? 3502 02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:33,900 What? 3503 02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:33,900 What? 3504 02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:34,900 What? 3505 02:40:34,900 --> 02:40:35,900 What? 3506 02:40:35,900 --> 02:40:35,900 What? 3507 02:40:35,900 --> 02:40:36,900 What? 3508 02:40:36,900 --> 02:40:43,180 So if you are serious about gaming, virtually all the gaming magazines agree, this is the machine. 3509 02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:46,320 It's the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest Computers. 3510 02:40:46,580 --> 02:40:50,340 Just get yourself down to the loan website. 3511 02:40:50,640 --> 02:40:54,480 They'll give you an unsecured loan of up to 10,000 euro, $10,000. 3512 02:40:55,400 --> 02:41:00,360 You can buy your own gaming rig, a primo rig for $3,500. 3513 02:41:00,900 --> 02:41:04,640 You get your gaming controllers and graphics card. 3514 02:41:04,640 --> 02:41:07,200 If you don't have the money, get a loan. 3515 02:41:07,900 --> 02:41:10,300 Unsecured Game Boy handheld loan. 3516 02:41:11,140 --> 02:41:13,280 Well, that's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 3517 02:41:13,400 --> 02:41:18,260 We'll be back here again next week with more of the best in computers, CD-ROM software, and the Internet. 3518 02:41:18,460 --> 02:41:23,900 And if you want to find out more about anything you saw on today's show, just check out our website at pctv.com. 3519 02:41:24,120 --> 02:41:26,460 I'm Stuart Chiffey, and we'll see you here next time. 3520 02:41:26,580 --> 02:41:27,040 Thanks, Stuart. 3521 02:41:27,460 --> 02:41:31,140 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource, Inc. 3522 02:41:31,880 --> 02:41:32,180 Lovely. 3523 02:41:32,180 --> 02:41:36,320 Lovely. 3524 02:41:45,320 --> 02:41:46,280 Great job. 3525 02:41:47,180 --> 02:41:47,720 Look at that. 3526 02:41:50,620 --> 02:41:52,420 Look at the speed. 3527 02:41:52,620 --> 02:41:56,260 Look at the speed that Stuart is typing there. 3528 02:41:56,340 --> 02:41:56,480 Look. 3529 02:41:56,780 --> 02:41:58,100 It's fucking rocket speed. 3530 02:42:00,240 --> 02:42:05,140 That's Stuart logging on to the loan site to get the loan for the three and a half grand PC. 3531 02:42:07,140 --> 02:42:09,140 or a videotape of this program, call 1-8... 3532 02:42:10,620 --> 02:42:16,280 Then he gets the pen out. 3533 02:42:16,660 --> 02:42:18,800 Hey, look, you can also get the Shafi letter. 3534 02:42:23,440 --> 02:42:24,480 Cyber tips. 3535 02:42:25,440 --> 02:42:30,600 More than 5 million people sign up for online cyber tips. 3536 02:42:30,840 --> 02:42:34,220 And now more than 40 million of them are in debt. 3537 02:42:34,920 --> 02:42:37,200 Internet users works plugged into the internet. 3538 02:42:37,200 --> 02:42:41,020 And more than that, a need for some guidance and some help. 3539 02:42:41,320 --> 02:42:42,340 The Shafi letter. 3540 02:42:42,720 --> 02:42:43,520 Pics of the month. 3541 02:42:43,880 --> 02:42:47,840 I love computer games, adventure games, and interactive fiction. 3542 02:42:48,280 --> 02:42:51,860 But I must admit, I don't have time to finish them all. 3543 02:42:54,620 --> 02:42:56,180 PC windows. 3544 02:42:56,420 --> 02:42:58,340 They used to be called football windows. 3545 02:42:58,640 --> 02:43:00,900 Sunny afternoons and Monday nights. 3546 02:43:02,700 --> 02:43:05,800 Hey, we need to get the fucking Shafi. 3547 02:43:06,020 --> 02:43:07,500 We need to get the Shafi letters. 3548 02:43:07,700 --> 02:43:08,280 Big time. 3549 02:43:09,380 --> 02:43:10,580 I've just come up with something. 3550 02:43:11,220 --> 02:43:12,360 I want to find... 3551 02:43:12,360 --> 02:43:14,320 I need access to the Shafi letters. 3552 02:43:14,860 --> 02:43:17,940 And I want to read them in the style of Shafi on stream. 3553 02:43:18,260 --> 02:43:19,080 That's all I want to do. 3554 02:43:20,740 --> 02:43:22,060 Get them to me now. 3555 02:43:23,060 --> 02:43:23,500 Please. 3556 02:43:25,900 --> 02:43:27,540 I realize that's a big ask. 3557 02:43:27,640 --> 02:43:30,060 And I don't think you're going to be able to get them at 143. 3558 02:43:30,140 --> 02:43:31,180 It's quarters at two. 3559 02:43:31,920 --> 02:43:32,760 It's nearly three hours. 3560 02:43:32,840 --> 02:43:34,160 I said that we were going to be an hour. 3561 02:43:34,260 --> 02:43:35,880 And it's gone to fucking three hours again. 3562 02:43:37,380 --> 02:43:39,220 Look at the fucking speed of the type though. 3563 02:43:45,340 --> 02:43:46,540 The Shafi letter. 3564 02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:50,540 Look at that, man. 3565 02:43:52,320 --> 02:43:53,460 That was it, guys. 3566 02:43:53,740 --> 02:43:54,720 That's it for tonight. 3567 02:43:55,360 --> 02:44:03,680 It was another amazing journey into the mind of Shafi and the Stewart Computer Chronicles. 3568 02:44:03,780 --> 02:44:05,540 It's the greatest games episode. 3569 02:44:06,640 --> 02:44:09,260 It didn't fucking fail to deliver. 3570 02:44:09,520 --> 02:44:10,500 It had everything. 3571 02:44:10,920 --> 02:44:12,100 Some amazing stuff. 3572 02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,320 Who could forget? 3573 02:44:13,900 --> 02:44:15,540 Who could forget Upside? 3574 02:44:16,440 --> 02:44:21,240 Who could forget the claymation shit with this fella here and the game? 3575 02:44:21,760 --> 02:44:23,840 That claymation game, unbelievable stuff. 3576 02:44:25,380 --> 02:44:28,580 Grown adults looking at children through two-way mirrors. 3577 02:44:28,800 --> 02:44:30,080 That was a bit strange. 3578 02:44:30,740 --> 02:44:33,180 You had this robot thing going on. 3579 02:44:33,280 --> 02:44:34,420 That was class as well. 3580 02:44:34,840 --> 02:44:35,240 Infrared. 3581 02:44:36,120 --> 02:44:37,060 Handheld game. 3582 02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:38,720 You could blow up the scenery. 3583 02:44:39,540 --> 02:44:43,300 You had a load of men in a room watching men play games. 3584 02:44:44,300 --> 02:44:45,540 That fella with the tongue. 3585 02:44:46,240 --> 02:44:47,020 You had Diablo. 3586 02:44:47,700 --> 02:44:48,540 You had it all. 3587 02:44:49,040 --> 02:44:52,080 And, of course, you had Tomb Raider guy as well. 3588 02:44:52,180 --> 02:44:53,140 Copyright 1996. 3589 02:44:53,480 --> 02:44:54,440 It's been an amazing night. 3590 02:44:54,740 --> 02:44:55,200 Good night. 3591 02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:56,020 God bless. 3592 02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:56,980 Thanks for watching. 3593 02:44:57,180 --> 02:44:58,000 And we'll see you again.