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What's going on in that field there look. Someone driven over those crops.

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Now let me have a look for where this friend flowers and gifts. We'll land the kite down there and we'll see.

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Lovely pitch is there. Pitchtastic. I might want to save this.

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You never know. I was Hogan and Scent might be knocking around seeing as though they could have gone to Eden Derry after the gulf. It was only a few days ago so they could be around.

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That's great. Another blast to Mac Morrison for the volcano wanted it. I forgot that.

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Another blast to Mac Morrison for the book he wanted it.

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I forgot that.

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I'm on.

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Oh yeah.

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Yes I can.

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No I can't.

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Yes I can.

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I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure.

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I cried.

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I cried.

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I cried.

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I cried.

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Like a little girl.

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but you did I cry cry cry

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here I am

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but once again

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top of the world

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oh my god

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what's the crack

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back up in my face

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let's have a little look at this town now

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we'll get a look at this town

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oh ah oh oh

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love that bit when it goes oh oh oh oh oh

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great bit

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it's a fantastic bit

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now we get this map up here how we do this

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how we do this now

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google maps

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which town are we in today we're just

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after landing there and road road a town called road and we'll have a little look here now

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oh yeah I like the bit when it goes but I do yes I do do do

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here I go

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she's like stop playing mark you know you're a bitch in what to do

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Stop playing, Mark. You know you're the bitch. But you did. But you did. All those things. And we'll go to France's, France's, France's, Flowers and Gifts. In feckin' road. The town we've just after landed in the road.

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And we've landed down by France's Gifts. So we can try and get that map up on the screen there. If it's there, I'm not sure if it is or it isn't.

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That here, Google's acting the maggot. Google maggot.

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Okay, now we can. Yeah, I think we can do it. I think we can do it. So we'll get the street view up here. France's, Flowers and Gifts. We'll get that.

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And there it is. And who's that? Oh my God. It's none other than 50 Curtis Jackson sent. And he's after... He's celebrating... He's celebrating road town. Can you believe it?

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How are you 50? How are you 50? Are you well? How was the golfing with Phil Hogan? 50? 50? You're too good to talk to me now, 50?

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Hey, I want 10% off of that record sales in the UK if you're going rebranding as 50 pence. Do you hear me? 50? Come back.

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Fucking ignorance. That's what happens when he's got... He's a bit of a Billy Big bollocks now because he started hanging out with Phil Hogan.

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Filthy cent. 50 cent and filthy cent have started golfing together.

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Ignorance. Like, you know, it was only the other day I bumped into him in Super Value.

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And we were both at the fruit section getting our three for five or three for sevens or two for fives.

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And I told him how to break the music industry again.

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And he's taken that information. Now he's too good for me.

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Because he's probably... He's safe in the knowledge now that he's...

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And what was he doing down in France? Flowers and Gifts as well. It's a lovely place.

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It's a lovely place.

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I'm going to get that up on the screen again. Sorry about the echo and the voice.

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Shame like it is. Tea and cake.

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So 50 cent was down in France getting tea and cake.

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And where's Phil... Where's filthy Hogan?

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Maybe 50 cent went into Doyle's for a pint, but I'm sure it's close with the COVID.

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Maybe he's gone down to the candy shop.

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Maybe he's looking for some sweets.

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Or something.

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Remember that now.

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He had a song about the candy sweets.

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What's going on there?

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What's going on there?

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Always doing the St. Patrick's Day paint.

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Road town.

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Slip down to O'Toole's.

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Have a pint in the hand.

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And I'm acting the fool.

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Having a laugh.

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Walking around town.

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The town is road.

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This is my gap.

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50 cent.

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Just met him.

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Going playing golf with Phil Hogan later.

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What's that?

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Looks like a...

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Looks phallic.

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Don't know what it is.

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Just a chimney.

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A little bit of chimney piece.

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A lovely Pelican cross in the Pelican brief.

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Look at that pub.

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Doyle's it's called.

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Lovely stuff on the window.

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St. Patrick's and all.

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Out of Doyle's.

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Straight into Daybreak.

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Looking for a snack.

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How much shit can a man take?

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We're in road.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We're into Ryan's shop.

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Leo Messi's coming out of Ryan's.

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Leo Melly.

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Leo Messi's coming out of Lion's Pharmacy.

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And then we're going straight into East Star Asian Cuisine.

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Place is shut.

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You know what I mean.

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Unbelievable stuff.

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Into...

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Straight into Shaz.

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Get the hair chopped.

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And I'm feeling as cool as Baz.

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Baz from RTE.

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Ryan's Pharmacy.

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It's all for me.

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I just seen your mam.

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Going into the shop.

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She had a bag.

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I said thanks a lot.

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I held open the door.

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She said thanks a lot.

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Down to the health center.

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The HSC.

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Those cats ain't gonna see nothing from me.

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Because I got the medical account.

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Got the medical account.

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Not gonna pay.

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Your extortion a price for your doctor's visits.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Let's go.

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I took you to the candy shop.

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I let you lick the knowledge shop.

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Oh yeah girl.

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Don't you stop.

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Keep going to hit the shop.

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How are you Jimmy?

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We're going down to Jimmy's shop.

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Gonna get a little bit of pizza.

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Italian and Irish shop.

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Lovely blend, lovely mix of cultures.

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Two trickers.

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Two highly Catholic people.

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Unreal stuff.

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La Belle.

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Andy Bo Bandy, thank you very much.

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Euros and cents in you, thank you very much.

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Big tripod, thank you very much.

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We've got a church over here.

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Look at that church bell.

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You don't get a bell like that.

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Not many towns can lay claim to a big solid bell like that.

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Thank you very much, 50 pennies and brain schlug.

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Look at that.

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Unbelievable bell action there.

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A song now about bells by Anita Ward.

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Church.

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It's a nice church.

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It's a nice church for the town that's in it, for a road.

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Can we just...

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Can we just...

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Can we just...

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Cut to the fucking bell bit in the song?

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Can we get to the bell?

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Cut to the bell.

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Okay.

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You can road my bell.

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You can road my bell.

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Road my bell.

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Road my bell.

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Road town, everybody. It's road town.

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You can drink my pint.

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Drink my pint.

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Straighten to terror.

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Straighten to terror for a slice of oil.

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Dunpey Centra. Road.

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Road my bell. Road my bell. Road my bell.

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Road my bell.

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Lovely, lovely.

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Anita Ward there.

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Lovely song by a great artist.

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Anita Ward.

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And look at that conservatory entrance hallway scenario.

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I'd love to just sit down there on a Sunday afternoon.

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Reading the papers.

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You know, just watching the world go by.

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Watching the people go by.

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And maybe if I want, I can wander or saunter over to friends.

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Flowers and gifts.

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Peanuts and crisps.

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And head in there for a coffee or a slice.

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If the mood takes me.

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I'll schlep into the village lounge.

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For a short.

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And then into here.

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Killeen.

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The side hatch.

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The Killeen side hatch.

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Track and field.

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Track and field.

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James Nolan.

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How are you?

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You should play GeoGuessr.

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I would.

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But I mean.

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You can't get back in a plane afterwards and fly away.

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Do you know?

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There's a difference there between.

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Guessing where you are.

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And knowing where you are.

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And enjoying it.

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Guessing's like.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Where am I now?

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Oh, I guess.

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Oh, where was I?

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Oh, 200 miles away in the guess.

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Okay.

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Next one.

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Try again.

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Imagine that for two hours.

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Fuck that.

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Do you as well to get in the plane and fly to another town?

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Like, you know.

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Look at the bell in the church.

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And then play.

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Ring the bell.

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GeoGuessr is just Geo.

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That's guessing.

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So you could spend.

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You could guess.

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You could guess your life away.

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But you can only fly once.

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Even though I've proven this.

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I've probably done it 50 times since I started.

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Castle Barna.

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Golf club.

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That's where we just landed.

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See, that's why 50 cent was here.

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Also, I thought when he was buying fruit the other day, that that's how he kept his physique.

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Do you know?

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He's ripped.

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50 cent or pence.

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He's ripped.

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Then after seeing him coming out of Fran's cakes and coffees.

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Or flowers.

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How's he going to maintain that physique if he's on the cake?

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Someone saying the golf will keep him fit.

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But I mean.

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Unless he's bench pressing Phil Hogan out on the golf course.

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That could be going on, you know.

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Who's to say that some crafty.

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Someone who's crafty there could arrange for that to happen.

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In a transparent PNG format.

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Uploaded to an image site that I could handily place in the thing during the stream.

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Who's to say that?

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I mean, that's not what's going on before.

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What really happened was what you really saw.

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50 cent coming out of a cake shop.

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There was no artifice there.

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Artifice foul play.

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There was no artifice foul play.

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Now.

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Career mode mod.

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Thank you very much.

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Any interest in using career mod mode.

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Like on air.

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00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,540
Never heard of it.

271
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,320
I assume it's what you say it is.

272
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,600
It's just career mode.

273
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:40,600
Maybe.

274
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:41,380
Maybe.

275
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,720
But I'm having a great time.

276
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,080
Seeing the sights of the country.

277
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,680
And it's opened my eyes.

278
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,740
Geographically to the country.

279
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,740
In a way that I've never.

280
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,220
As a landlubber.

281
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,000
I'd never known.

282
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:54,620
Do you know.

283
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,080
I'd never had the bird's eye view of where we were.

284
00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,260
And.

285
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,700
Now I do.

286
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,660
I have like a better idea of.

287
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,060
Where everything is situated.

288
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,380
And distance.

289
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,320
I really know my distance now.

290
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,580
Gotta pump that.

291
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:16,260
Primer.

292
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,140
Make sure our feckin thing.

293
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,960
We haven't started the plane like this in a while.

294
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,040
But.

295
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,700
You can pump your primer.

296
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,740
You can pump your primer.

297
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,620
Yeah.

298
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:32,880
Yeah.

299
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,700
Pump your primer.

300
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,440
You can never pump your engine too hard.

301
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,440
When the server flies.

302
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,520
And now.

303
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,780
We should be starting.

304
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,140
And you can hear that engine.

305
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,840
You can hear those propellers.

306
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:53,540
Propelling.

307
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,280
Well they're turning.

308
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,940
But they haven't propelled us anywhere yet.

309
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:57,740
But they will do.

310
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:00,680
And.

311
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,720
Patrick Schwayze.

312
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,600
Roadhouse.

313
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,520
Thank you very much.

314
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,240
Never.

315
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,480
Never been to Ireland.

316
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,260
Someone says.

317
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,280
Didn't realize.

318
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,080
How big it is.

319
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:16,840
So many bogs.

320
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:17,220
Quarries.

321
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,160
And sausage factories.

322
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:18,640
See.

323
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,460
Imagine how big.

324
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,180
And if you look at the grand scheme.

325
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,300
Scheme of the country.

326
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,040
It's not that big.

327
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:26,880
Compared to others.

328
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,000
So.

329
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,160
Imagine how big it would be.

330
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,120
Flying around.

331
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,580
The States.

332
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,220
Or Africa.

333
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,260
Now.

334
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,000
We've not to let the wings get clipped.

335
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,260
I want to taxi into this field.

336
00:19:59,340 --> 00:19:59,720
Lovely.

337
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,260
Give us ample room.

338
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,320
With which to take off.

339
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,460
Fucking hell.

340
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,800
That guy was trying to be the smart man there.

341
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,220
He ended up being the dead man.

342
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:33,640
Drifting.

343
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:33,640
Drifting.

344
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:39,940
Fuck.

345
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,400
Come on.

346
00:20:46,400 --> 00:21:02,160
That was a nice take off.

347
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,580
From the town of Rode.

348
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,080
We rode into it.

349
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:06,960
And we rode out again.

350
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,360
Lovely town.

351
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,460
And it was very.

352
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,260
Very nice.

353
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:12,860
Was very.

354
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,140
Had a lovely chemist.

355
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,540
A lovely HSE building.

356
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,120
A lovely church.

357
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,600
With an immaculate bell.

358
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,180
A real lovely bell.

359
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:25,860
And.

360
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,640
You can just imagine.

361
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,320
That bell getting absolutely hammered.

362
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,000
At Christmas.

363
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:54,200
I wonder.

364
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,560
If that is a ring fort.

365
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,920
Or a burial ground.

366
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,960
Look at the church down there.

367
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,560
Big graveyard behind it.

368
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,020
Someone say.

369
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:08,840
Go to clan.

370
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,000
I'll get the map up now.

371
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,380
And see if I can find clan.

372
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:25,780
Clan.

373
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:25,820
Clan.

374
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:26,300
Oh.

375
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,300
It's the other side.

376
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,420
The other side of Affle.

377
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,300
Do you know what if we haven't been? Kill Beggin.

378
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:00,700
Wow.

379
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,300
Kill Beggin in...

380
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,140
...Halfley or is it in Weishmeath?

381
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,820
It's in Weishmeath.

382
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,820
*Sigh*

383
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:26,860
Get the map out of here.

384
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:35,180
It's a big good day. Where are we here? Where are we here? We're in Road.

385
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:43,500
Edenderry. We didn't see everything in Edenderry we wanted to see.

386
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:52,700
Road was a real cheeky town. Like you know, you never know what you're finding in some of these towns. Maybe Cran.

387
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,220
The Cranhill Challenge.

388
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:08,620
Outdoor event.

389
00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,420
Get back to work Kenny, thank you very much.

390
00:24:37,420 --> 00:25:02,960
Is there anywhere in Offaly that we haven't seen that you need to see? We've seen Bor, we've seen the Kennedy Castle, we've seen Bordnemona, we've seen Blue Ball, we've seen Tullamore, we've seen Kilcormack, we've seen Edenderry. We're going back to Edenderry for a better deep dive. That's what we're doing. We just have to go east.

391
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:28,960
So from Road, we just got east from Road.

392
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:52,960
And I can see that glorious Dunge doors in the distance there. One that we've seen yesterday, we landed on it. Quality landing, quality, quality building. And lovely public access to it as well.

393
00:25:52,960 --> 00:26:16,960
Shkumbelina, we've seen the Barack Obama Plaza there in Moneygal. We've seen that a while back. We've seen that even before we went to Offaly. We decided to do Offaly as a place. On the Point of Inthracht.

394
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Nowhere is off the list. And we will get to wherever you want to go eventually. We need to be realistic here. We're finishing up in Offaly today. With Edenderry. And we've got a few choices. We're either going to go to Kildare. We're going to go to Leish. Or we're going to head to Westmeath.

395
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:47,960
Or we're going to leave this part of the country. Or we're going to leave this part of the country and head West or North.

396
00:26:47,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Personally, I wouldn't mind heading to Litrim and giving that a good blast. I don't know, are you with me on that? Or are you...

397
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:16,400
I'd like to go and blast Litrim. Let's see some of that stuff.

398
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:40,580
We've got a castle, says Gar. We've got a castle in Blundell Castle in Edenderry. Look at that. Could you believe it? Would you believe it?

399
00:27:40,580 --> 00:28:09,240
Would you ever dare to consider it? Edenderry. A marvelous concept. A beautiful town. It's got it all. We're going to land on the Ghost. Oh yeah, it even has a Ghost roundabout. Look. Ghost ring road.

400
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:18,240
Ghost ring road here. We've seen it yesterday. Scary stuff.

401
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:47,240
Land on West's wife's gaff. Thank you very much. Can't land. Thanks for the tip. I can't land on Dominic West's house because I seen him down in Super Value the other day. Getting peanuts on Croissants.

402
00:28:47,240 --> 00:29:16,240
You know, because the house is full of liquor. And spirits. Doesn't really eat anything else, you know. He's on the piss the whole time with the wife in the big house. And he said, "Tommy, I love the strings. Love the flying. But stop doxing us. You've been flying over our house." And I said, "Listen, McNulty. No one's gonna get you out there."

403
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:30,240
You're the king of your castle. You're the king of your castle. And I could see he was angry with me. But he left it. He left it with me, you know.

404
00:29:34,240 --> 00:30:03,720
He was buying the massive bag of dry roast. Did you know the fucking family pack? And he was saying to me, the wife had fallen out with him because the house got doxed. I said, you doxed yourself, you bollocks. You doxed yourself when you did a video letting people into your house saying this is Glynn Castle in Limerick. All you have to do is put in Glynn Castle. It's not hard to spot a castle, Dominic.

405
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:32,300
Dominic McNulty. Get a grip. And he got a grip, alright. A grip of the family pack of dry roast and peanuts. He did a 180 degree turn and headed off out the shop. Sad. Sad to see a man fall like that, you know. He used to be the toast of the town. Now he's the dry roast of the town. Dry shite.

406
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:50,680
And that's too much of the drink can do that to you as well, you know. If you don't believe me, look at the video of him in the gaff. He's showing off all the drinks that they have. They have a hidden room for the drink. Some people might only have a fridge. They have a whole room dedicated to it.

407
00:30:55,300 --> 00:31:11,540
Dominic Wesh McNulty. I said, go back to the police. Go back to the shift work. Because you need something to occupy your time, Wesh. He didn't like that.

408
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,420
And then sometimes you'll find that as well. Sometimes people, they retire early like himself.

409
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:27,240
They have nothing to fill their time with. And the dream of retiring early and having nothing to do becomes a nightmare. Because, sure, you need a bit of purpose in life.

410
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:42,100
You know, the very thing that was driving you insane in the first place. You know, the job. Becomes a thing that you start missing then when you have nothing going on. So it's like the grass is always greener on the other side, Wesh. That's what I was saying.

411
00:31:44,380 --> 00:32:01,100
He wasn't having any of it. He says he goes through a family pack of dry roasted at night. He said you'd want to watch that. There's a lot of cholesterol and salt in that shite dom. Dom balls, I called them.

412
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:09,380
I could see a little glint in his eye then, like a little spark, you know, a bit of dim, a bit of a laugh, a bit of a right smile, you know.

413
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:21,880
But I cried. I cried after he left because I knew there was a man who'd lashed everything. He'd gained it all but he'd lashed everything at the same time.

414
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,680
Old Weshty balls.

415
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:33,620
The Weshty's. Remember that gang? I wonder how they're getting on now.

416
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:39,340
I think they were down in Limerick because, well, maybe that's why Dominic Wesh moved there.

417
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:47,400
Because he likes the Weshty's. He wasn't. If you think about it, a man with a name like that was never going to settle in Baltimore.

418
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,900
A city on the east coast of the States.

419
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,040
He was always going to settle down in the Weshty.

420
00:32:56,460 --> 00:33:00,020
And maybe he's, that's why he stopped the policing as well. He was a good police.

421
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,000
Maybe he became embroiled in gang life.

422
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:15,060
He had mad respect for the crew that he was trying to take down. The Stanfield organization and that.

423
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:15,720
Whoa!

424
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:23,080
So then he moved to wherever he could get a bit of work with the gang over here, where the wife was living.

425
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,980
So he joined up with the Weshty's. I don't know, this is theoretical shit now, I'm not sure myself.

426
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,840
But look at that for a landing. Quality landing at a quality price.

427
00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:35,480
And you know the price of seeing that landing for you?

428
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:36,760
Zero.

429
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:38,440
Zero.

430
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:38,520
Zero.

431
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:49,700
I don't believe in that business model of charging passengers to use your flight, which you pumped money into.

432
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,120
I don't believe in that.

433
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:52,480
Michael O'Leary does.

434
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,800
But look, look at the resentment he's built up amongst his passengers.

435
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,440
Then of course you get the people who are...

436
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,800
Sure, I'm happy to be treated like an animal.

437
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:06,660
I only paid 25 for the flight.

438
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:09,700
Sure, they could fucking beat me with a whip.

439
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,780
It was only 25 for the flight.

440
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,380
Do you know, you get that mentality.

441
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:22,780
Which only serves to lessen some of the injustices that are dished out towards people who, you know,

442
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,960
might have got there a few minutes late for checking, or they might have, you know, they brought an extra bag.

443
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,700
Their bag was too big, it was 11kg instead of 10.

444
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,680
It was 10.1kg instead of 10.

445
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,880
And then you've got the know-it-all Joes filing onto the plane going, ha, look at that, idiot.

446
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,660
Sure, he should have known better, like, when he's getting on the flight.

447
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:53,020
And then, I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind getting better on the head on the flight or sprayed in the face with perfume.

448
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,580
I only paid 25 for the flight.

449
00:34:55,580 --> 00:35:11,560
Yeah, you're squashed into a fucking box on the side and you're flogged a load of scratch cards and you're overcharged for a sandwich that was heated up in an oven made three weeks ago and heated up.

450
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,320
10-0.1kg. But yeah, sure, it's fucking 25 for the flight.

451
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,480
I've made my point anyway.

452
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,200
You go on an Aerolingus or you go on a fucking other plane.

453
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:30,240
It's not that far different, like, unless you're paying business class or fucking Dominic Wish class, like.

454
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,000
But you're on the high rollers with the big money then up the front.

455
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,500
Doesn't matter how much you pee, you're never going to get in the cockpit after 9-11.

456
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,300
Stop that crack.

457
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,440
They could have saved themselves a lot of, what, trillions of dollars going into Iraq and fucking the place up there.

458
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,840
Pissballing around in Fallujah.

459
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:56,660
Wrecking the gap.

460
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,880
Trillions in Afghanistan.

461
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:07,020
They could have saved that money by just sticking a few bolt locks on the door.

462
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:14,760
I know if Tommy, Tommy Lacks downtown, he'd put a yield on your door.

463
00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:18,160
For 50 euro, he'd say nothing about it.

464
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,040
Labour and parts.

465
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,460
Why didn't they just get Tommy to stick a bolt on the door of the cockpit?

466
00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:30,640
Instead, they said, no, we're going to fucking fridge get coming through the airport.

467
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:34,060
And we're going to send troops, boats on the ground in Iraq.

468
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,220
And we're going to fucking penetrate the caves of Tora Bora with these...

469
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:40,220
Shhh.

470
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:41,920
Shhh.

471
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,100
Fucking drone strikes.

472
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,540
Christ alive.

473
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,440
A drone doesn't cash that much.

474
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,820
I was in Harvey Norman's looking the other day, you can buy a drone...

475
00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,860
For 500 euro.

476
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:03,880
And they're saying that every drone in the sky for those bucks costs 5 million.

477
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,220
But I don't know where they're getting their money.

478
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:07,340
I don't know...

479
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:08,540
They're getting out of me and you.

480
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,720
Saps like me and you.

481
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,480
I don't know where they're...

482
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,300
Where they're getting their prices for.

483
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,220
You see, someone's cornered the market.

484
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,080
The cunts have cornered the market and the drones are cashed in too much and they're pricing them out.

485
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:31,780
Lovely, lovely town anyway.

486
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,220
Eden Derry and...

487
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:36,340
We've landed on a ghost roundabout.

488
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,620
A ghost road.

489
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,180
Now that's a ghost roundabout over there.

490
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:40,920
We'll reverse.

491
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:56,500
That's funny there, you don't use throttle to reverse.

492
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:09,960
That'll do.

493
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:22,080
Yeah, Tommy Locks now would fit a lock on the cockpit door.

494
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:23,740
And you know what?

495
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,220
That'd transform it.

496
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:26,080
There wouldn't be a lock...

497
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,860
It wouldn't be a cockpit.

498
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,840
It'd be a fucking lock pit.

499
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,600
There'd be no boom boom boys getting into that door.

500
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,960
And I'd be at a bit of a...

501
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,960
I'd lost myself if a boom boom boy...

502
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,360
Tried to get a hold...

503
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:40,900
Oh, fuck.

504
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,380
Break that up there.

505
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:46,960
Break that.

506
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,960
As you can see here...

507
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,960
If a boom boom boy...

508
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,960
Was in there...

509
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,960
All you'd have to do is just...

510
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,960
Come up from behind me...

511
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:04,300
Arm around the neck and then...

512
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,840
Straight off.

513
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:08,880
There's no door there, you see.

514
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:10,400
So I didn't...

515
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,720
I'd have to get the fucking door put on...

516
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,760
Before I get the locksmith to...

517
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,100
To get involved as well.

518
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,320
Tommy Locks.

519
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,380
I mean, another way...

520
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:23,300
I could get Tommy Locks to fucking sit there...

521
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,160
With a bat...

522
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,660
Or a fucking hurley or something.

523
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,300
And if I took passengers...

524
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,180
And one of them turned out to be a...

525
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:38,180
A Benjamin Boom Boom...

526
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,180
Right in the middle of the flight...

527
00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:42,900
Tommy Locks could just be there...

528
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:43,720
Watching and waiting.

529
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,180
And the boom boom boy would...

530
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:49,060
Probably come up to me then...

531
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:49,520
He'd try and...

532
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,100
He'd try to get me with the whole...

533
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:51,560
Jimmy...

534
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,340
The Jimmy Twister.

535
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,560
Like this...

536
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
I'd be like this...

537
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Tommy Locks...

538
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,820
Fucking do it...

539
00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,800
You're gonna want to kill me, Tom.

540
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,680
Get a hold of him.

541
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,320
Hopefully he wouldn't even get to that stage.

542
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:07,560
But Tommy Locks...

543
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:07,560
Just fucking...

544
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,560
Like this...

545
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,560
He wouldn't even have to look back...

546
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,560
Tommy Locks...

547
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,440
He'd just grab the bat out...

548
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,140
The fucking jacket.

549
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:16,980
And one of...

550
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,240
A swift one of these...

551
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:18,560
For that boom boom...

552
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,060
Boom boom boy's head.

553
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,560
Like this...

554
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,240
Fucking bat...

555
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,300
Bat would smash...

556
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,680
Smash that lad's head in.

557
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,400
And we'd be safe and sound.

558
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,280
We'd say...

559
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,280
We'd even...

560
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:35,700
I would...

561
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,040
We wouldn't even kill the bastard.

562
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,420
We wouldn't...

563
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:39,680
We'd...

564
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,440
Because that's not the way we do business here.

565
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,080
Even though he was hell bent on taking me down.

566
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:46,980
We'd fucking knock him out...

567
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:47,780
And we'd bring him down.

568
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,340
And I tell ya...

569
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,460
You hear about the Yanks...

570
00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,400
With their Guantanamo...

571
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,080
Their secret...

572
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,140
Secret prisons and...

573
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,580
Landing in a...

574
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,380
In a black site.

575
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,040
We've a few fucking black sites...

576
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,000
We can land in as well.

577
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:01,980
Myself and Tommy.

578
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,760
Take him back the bag.

579
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:10,980
We'd make...

580
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:13,000
We'd make sure he never tried that shit again.

581
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,560
Schlugtanamo...

582
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,040
Schlugtanamo bag.

583
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:28,040
Weishmeths guys.

584
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,360
Thank you very much for the tips.

585
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,040
Very kind of you.

586
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:34,020
Love to see you flying over the beautiful county, Tom.

587
00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:35,300
Of Weishmeth.

588
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,360
Make sure to tour the magnetic Mullingale.

589
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,140
I cannot wait for Mullingale.

590
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:42,280
I've only ever done Mullingale.

591
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:42,280
I've only done Mullingale.

592
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,500
In the back of...

593
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:43,760
Or...

594
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,460
Driving my Mullingale car.

595
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,340
And I've been a passenger on the bus.

596
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,420
I've drove the bus.

597
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,660
These are all land-based vehicles.

598
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,500
But I cannot wait...

599
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,500
To see the...

600
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:59,000
Magisterial beauty of Mullingale.

601
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,080
Via flight plane.

602
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,180
It's going to be...

603
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:04,180
Absolutely...

604
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:07,960
Delightful.

605
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,520
I know it.

606
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,240
We might land there and stay at the Greville Arms.

607
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:14,680
Only the best.

608
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,400
And...

609
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:21,220
We'll go for a pint in the Greville Arms.

610
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,580
And I'll cry.

611
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,580
Tears of happiness.

612
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,620
Because it's such a nice hotel.

613
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,940
And then we'll go around...

614
00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,580
To the Joe Dolan statue there.

615
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:33,540
And say a few prayers.

616
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:36,120
To the mighty mighty Joe himself.

617
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,340
Because there ain't no show.

618
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:38,740
Like a Joe show.

619
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,500
What else then?

620
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,380
I don't know Mullingale.

621
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,500
There's a load of nice stuff.

622
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,960
There's a load of nice stuff.

623
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:49,540
Texas.

624
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,420
We might go into Texas and buy a few...

625
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,220
A few bits.

626
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:55,960
McNaughty.

627
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,420
Thank you very much McNaughty.

628
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:04,220
We might even worship...

629
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:05,420
The Joe Dolan statue.

630
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,420
The way...

631
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,160
You would worship the statue of...

632
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,320
Christ the Redeemer.

633
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,600
Atop of Corcovado Mountain.

634
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,820
In Rio de Janeiro.

635
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,360
Except Joe is not on top of a mountain.

636
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,580
He is in Mullingale Town Square.

637
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,020
But he looks...

638
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,680
As happy as Larry.

639
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,580
In that square.

640
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,400
Sorry I needed to just show you...

641
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,960
This town.

642
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,400
This fucking...

643
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,260
This road here.

644
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:36,780
What we're on.

645
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,000
There's a bit of industry as well.

646
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,340
So we're gonna have a little look at that.

647
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:40,200
And see what that is.

648
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,380
It's a surprise bit of industry.

649
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:47,840
And it's always nice to come across...

650
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,180
A surprise bit of industry.

651
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,060
Surprise.

652
00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:52,700
Surprise.

653
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,400
The industry has opened...

654
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,620
Your eyes.

655
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:56,340
And it's...

656
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,900
This is none other...

657
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,900
Than the Eden Derry...

658
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:00,900
Business...

659
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:01,900
Campus.

660
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:02,420
Campus.

661
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:03,900
And...

662
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:05,900
This is about to expand...

663
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,280
Your hippocampus now...

664
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,740
Because I gotta tell you something...

665
00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:09,680
This premier...

666
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,960
This business hub here...

667
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,900
Which we're looking at right now...

668
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:14,460
Is none other...

669
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:14,460
Is none other...

670
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,460
None other than...

671
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:16,460
Premier...

672
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:17,460
Business...

673
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,460
Business...

674
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:19,520
Media.

675
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,200
And it's located strategically...

676
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,200
On an empty...

677
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,200
Empty derelict road...

678
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,200
I say strategically...

679
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,200
I mean...

680
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,200
Suspiciously...

681
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,200
And we click on...

682
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,200
Premier Business Media...

683
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,200
And look at that...

684
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Pure seclusion...

685
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,200
They can really do what they want out here...

686
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,200
Away from eyes...

687
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,200
Not that they're doing anything bad...

688
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Or anything like that...

689
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:46,200
Sure...

690
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,200
They're probably sound...

691
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,200
Zero cars in that car park...

692
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,200
And it's a lovely...

693
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,200
Minimalist vibe...

694
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200
Kind of reminds me of...

695
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Maybe...

696
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,200
Skynet...

697
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,200
Or Dyson...

698
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Er...

699
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,200
Not the Hoovers...

700
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,200
But the feckin'...

701
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,200
Do you know the feckin'...

702
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,200
Place in Terminator...

703
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,200
Where they go to get the...

704
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,200
The arm...

705
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,200
What's the name of that...

706
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Fucking place...

707
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,200
Where they go and get the arm...

708
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200
It's not Shellmark...

709
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,200
No...

710
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,200
They're the oil boys...

711
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,200
It's a black site anyway...

712
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,200
Cyberdyne...

713
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200
Thank you very much...

714
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,200
Cyberdyne...

715
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Dyson is the Hoovers...

716
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,200
I know...

717
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,200
But Miles Dyson...

718
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200
Worked for Cyberdyne...

719
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,200
Before he went on...

720
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200
To have a great career...

721
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200
With the Hoovers...

722
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,200
It's a...

723
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,200
It's a...

724
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,200
Crazy world isn't it...

725
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,200
He created the robots...

726
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,200
That could've killed man...

727
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,200
And then he went and...

728
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Created the Hoover...

729
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200
That cleaned the house of man...

730
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200
And also he cleaned up on the way to the bank as well...

731
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200
Made of savage bit of cash...

732
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Tell ya...

733
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,200
This would be a savage black site now...

734
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200
If anyone wants to land in fuckin'...

735
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Straighten out a few wrong ins...

736
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
They can...

737
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
Land on this strip here...

738
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,200
There's no cars...

739
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,200
No one's watching ya...

740
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,200
No one in Edenderry is watching ya...

741
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200
Do you know...

742
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200
You can land in Edenderry...

743
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,200
And you can get...

744
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,200
And you can get...

745
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,200
And the more...

746
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,200
More importantly...

747
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,200
You can get away with whatever you want to be doing to these bad lads...

748
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200
Goosh is clear there Tommy...

749
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200
Goosh is clear...

750
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200
Goosh is clear...

751
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,200
Goosh is clear...

752
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200
Tommy likes...

753
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200
Bring...

754
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,200
Bring him into that fuckin' building there...

755
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,200
No one...

756
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,200
It's empty...

757
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,200
That's what you can do...

758
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:41,780
building there no it's empty that's what you can do it's it's a beautiful black

759
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:49,520
site and if any of the Yanks are watching any of the the feckin military in the

760
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:57,260
States are watching you're getting a bit of flack for landing in Shannon why not

761
00:46:57,260 --> 00:47:05,000
fucking real real okay is refuel out need and dirty and you have a nice base there I want you up once

762
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:21,980
you've got that base sorry one sec here now is there a tune here I've got for this wish I had the tune here wish I had the fucking tune for this the joke has gone flat

763
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:40,220
the joke has gone flat look once you have that base you can do whatever you want base upgrade yeah just google it

764
00:47:40,220 --> 00:48:02,000
look at this shite that's trending on YouTube fucking was it up beat commercial base upgrade coming at you

765
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:31,980
we used to bring we used to bring prisoners out to secret camps around the world secret prisons and also we were refueling our jets that were going to bomb people we were refueling them in Shannon but once we upgraded our black site to uh to this place out in Eden Derry we learned that we could torture I mean sorry a

766
00:48:31,980 --> 00:49:01,960
refuel and do anything we were refuel and do anything we want out there away from eyes once you've got that secret base out in Eden Derry then you're just gonna thrive these prisoners are real prisoners okay they're breathing when you get them and they want you to uh well they don't really want want you to do anything but I mean we want to have our way with the world so what

767
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:31,940
what we do is we bring them to secret places around the world the CIA is helpless the FBI are helpless we've support from all the other countries that owe us money we're we're bullying the fuck out of everyone and we've got secret door hatches here we can get them into the doors and load them up and load out if you if you need to load out under the cover of darkness there's a secret runway here that's not so

768
00:49:31,940 --> 00:50:00,920
secret but there's a secret but there's here's the thing nobody's around here look at this roundabout there's absolutely no one on it it's insane level of upgrade I went from 1000 prisoners to uh I went from 1000 prisoners to uh 5 000 prisoners overnight literally these are real uh terrorists from around the world

769
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:14,180
nobody is coming out here nobody is coming out here sure there's nothing to do out here it's the Eden Derry business campus seriously guys get on this expand your hippocampus

770
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:17,640
okay we can turn that off

771
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:24,140
we turn that off great stuff

772
00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:40,260
and that was an advert now the likes of which you would see on youtube for uh what would you call that black site upgrade stream up uh anyone got a name for that kind of stuff

773
00:50:40,260 --> 00:51:03,760
Tractor run. Brack wave. Thank Geneva Convention downgrade. When I switched to Geneva Convention

774
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:15,220
downgrade, I went from literally 100 war crimes to 5,000 overnight. Like, overnight. Literally,

775
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:21,540
guys, I can't even describe the amount of war crimes we committed with the Geneva Convention

776
00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:27,660
downgrade app. Disgruntled man, thank you very much. Not falling for this, Tommy. I used

777
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:35,180
cons upgrade. And now my Instagram has been taken over by easy lover Shen Zen. A Phil Collins

778
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:43,420
themed titty bar. Disappointed to say the least. Thank you very much, FBI, who says watch yourself,

779
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:49,240
but also tips one euro. That's kind. Zero dark thirsty. Thanks for your tip. And dum dum the

780
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:57,220
dodo. And look at this. It's just been mowed. The lawn has just been mowed. Which is strange

781
00:51:57,220 --> 00:52:02,200
for an over... Well, it's not that overcached. It's nice. And look at that lovely. Coniferous.

782
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:07,920
Would you say that's coniferous? And if so, how does it operate in these conditions? Can a

783
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:13,380
coniferous tree survive in this part of the world? I dare say it could. We have a similar

784
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:19,560
climate to that of North America. I'm showing my lack of tree knowledge here. For all I know,

785
00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:26,100
we have plenty of coniferous trees in Ireland anyway. It's evergreen. It's evergreen.

786
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:56,760
It's evergreen. I wouldn't be a three man myself. I'd be more into, uh, Eden Derry Black Sites and foot and turf. Omar has just after breaking the bubble, burst in the bubble there, is letting me know that we have coniferous all over. So let's leave the Eden Derry Business Black Site Park and get into town. And FBI has just dropped another tear.

787
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:09,160
There, thank you very much. And say, watch yourself now. Look, I wasn't having a go or anything like that. I was just saying that that's the way I was offering up a suggestion.

788
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:27,820
Of how to maximize profits. That's what you're about, is it not? Uh, Bono, thank you very much for your trip, Bono. Hope you're getting on well.

789
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:43,820
And you say, stop it now or I'll release the death drones. The death, the death drones. I don't know if they're, uh, if Bono has them. Or is he just blowing shite?

790
00:53:43,820 --> 00:54:07,400
See you later. Lovely, lovely Black Site.

791
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:19,160
Fictional roundabouts. Isn't the rendering of the, the landscape absolutely magnificent. They even have that tree in the middle of the roundabout we were just staring at.

792
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:36,200
But, uh, I heard a rumor floating around the town the other day.

793
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:45,700
That, uh, the CIA were, uh, using drug money.

794
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:55,760
To fund, uh, to fund, uh, and, uh, disrupt regimes in foreign countries and things like that.

795
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:01,140
Fund terror, fund their own groups and militia. Things like that.

796
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:08,760
So they'd be, they'd be, uh, the war on drugs isn't really, they're not really harsh about it in them because...

797
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:21,260
What they can do is seize all the drugs and then sell all that and then use all that money, black market money, to, uh, disrupt regimes in other countries and...

798
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,700
Do all that kind of bribe and all that kind of stuff. Do all the mad stuff because, like...

799
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:41,700
If you think about the amount of, uh, stuff that are not being caught by the, the cops. Then all the stuff that does get caught and then the funds get rerouted into, uh, fitting an agenda.

800
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,200
And that's scary enough, like, you know.

801
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:55,200
I heard that up the town the other day, uh, uh, I'm trying to think now who told me it. I'm not sure what... It might have actually been.

802
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,200
50 Curtis sent Jackson.

803
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:08,200
He was picking up a three for two in Boots. That was last year, actually, at Christmas.

804
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,200
He was picking up three for twos. Do you know, stocking fellers for the, uh, for the family.

805
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,200
That was in Castle Bear.

806
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:31,200
Now, Edenderry is a jewel in the crown of Offaly and it's got a lovely dog track down there.

807
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,200
And a Teshko as well. We've seen the Duns.

808
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:43,200
Now prepare yourself for a Teshko and we're going for a low flying pass of the second of Edenderry's...

809
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,200
Abandoned Roads and Roundabouts.

810
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:52,200
This is Abandoned Roads and Roundabouts with me, Tamashinschlug.

811
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,200
Taken no prisoners.

812
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,200
And...

813
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Taken no shite either.

814
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,200
Look at this. You thought it was a road. You're wrong.

815
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200
It's empty.

816
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,200
Surrounded by trees.

817
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,200
That's a roundabout not used.

818
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,200
Whoa!

819
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,200
Fuck.

820
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,200
No throttle!

821
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,200
Fuckin' dangerous.

822
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,200
I had the throttle on low.

823
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,200
Very dangerous stuff there.

824
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:24,200
If I can help.

825
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:35,200
We might come back to that again. We could've actually, uh...

826
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,200
We could've died. We could've died.

827
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,200
We could've died.

828
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:42,200
But, uh...

829
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,200
The talk of Mullingar Town has really got me...

830
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,200
Pumped.

831
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,200
Also there's a castle here we haven't seen.

832
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,200
I need...

833
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,200
We need to see that castle.

834
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,200
I need to just go and fix myself a coffee here.

835
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,200
Let's get to a nice cruising out.

836
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:15,200
Let's get to a cruise out. And there's a...

837
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
Pitching pot there.

838
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
For a nine holer.

839
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:31,200
A good...

840
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,200
Coffee.

841
00:58:32,200 --> 00:59:02,180
Thank you.

842
00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:32,160
Thank you.

843
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,760
If indeed it exists.

844
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,700
I'm not saying that you're a liar.

845
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,100
In the chat there.

846
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,120
Whoever told me that there was a castle.

847
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:41,280
But.

848
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,340
Is it going to be as good as the black site?

849
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,380
David James Retail Solutions.

850
00:59:53,020 --> 00:59:56,100
I want to go to the castle.

851
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,620
But does it.

852
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,100
Beside the black site down here is David James.

853
01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:01,580
Ex-Liverpool.

854
01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:02,980
Goalkeeper.

855
01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:06,600
Has his own little bit of business going on.

856
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,880
David James Retail.

857
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,760
Is he involved in the.

858
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:11,760
Is he involved in the.

859
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,620
In the capture and torture of.

860
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:19,920
Known terrorists.

861
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,340
Is he involved in something.

862
01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,600
We need to have a look here.

863
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,040
It's getting a little bit dodgy.

864
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,960
Look at that.

865
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:35,960
Look at that.

866
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:36,960
I'm.

867
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:37,340
I'm.

868
01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:39,820
Enthralled by the black site.

869
01:00:42,820 --> 01:00:44,620
David James' business is down there.

870
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:58,000
Look at that.

871
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,020
Look at that.

872
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:05,580
And you never know what could be going on.

873
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,880
Behind bars.

874
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,900
Behind closed doors.

875
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:11,000
Look at that.

876
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:19,860
It's an ominous.

877
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:20,720
Scenario.

878
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:22,560
Rationale.

879
01:01:22,660 --> 01:01:23,600
Windows and doors.

880
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,800
Elegant door kits.

881
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:32,740
They're mad into doors.

882
01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:33,120
Aren't they?

883
01:01:33,420 --> 01:01:34,580
I wonder is that because.

884
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,120
Once they have the prisoners in there.

885
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,720
They shut the door.

886
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,360
And they need a good solid one.

887
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:40,340
What's he doing?

888
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:42,520
Down there.

889
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,080
Bootleg.

890
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:53,180
Sandico gear.

891
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:56,160
That's something.

892
01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:57,100
That could be something.

893
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:57,420
Alright.

894
01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:59,060
Maybe David James was it.

895
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,800
A Sandico spokesman at one point.

896
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,200
The thing with James is.

897
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,980
He talked with the hands.

898
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,360
And he was safe hands.

899
01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:22,220
He was safe hands.

900
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,540
He wasn't as safe as.

901
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:25,820
Some of the other goalkeepers.

902
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:26,520
Like you know.

903
01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:28,960
Van der Sar.

904
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:29,000
Van der Sar.

905
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:30,620
Barthez.

906
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:34,400
Even Schmeichel was a lot safer.

907
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,600
Even David Seaman.

908
01:02:37,540 --> 01:02:37,880
You know.

909
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,120
If you were an attacking player.

910
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,700
The last thing you wanted was Seaman on your balls.

911
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:46,060
Because.

912
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:47,340
He could stop it.

913
01:02:47,420 --> 01:02:48,660
He could stop them coming from.

914
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:50,540
From every part of the box.

915
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:50,860
You know.

916
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,260
And.

917
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:57,700
I think Schmeichel could have been better than Seaman.

918
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,660
You didn't want to face Schmeichel either.

919
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:00,960
You know.

920
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:01,460
And also.

921
01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:04,180
It wasn't only the opposing team that was scared of him.

922
01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:06,760
Schmeichel's own defense were fucking.

923
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,000
They were shit scared of him.

924
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,560
You know.

925
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:16,300
Brad Friedel was safer than DJ Sandico.

926
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,120
Little early for the racey material Tommy.

927
01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:29,060
What are you on about?

928
01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:33,060
I don't know what you're on about.

929
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:33,760
Unless.

930
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,440
There's people there out there with.

931
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,140
Do you know.

932
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,080
It says more about them than it does me.

933
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:38,860
They're fucking.

934
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:40,220
Finding.

935
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,960
Maybe they're dirty my thing.

936
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:43,300
You know.

937
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:43,480
But.

938
01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:44,660
David Seaman.

939
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:47,060
Was a great goalkeeper.

940
01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:48,180
And shot stopper.

941
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,400
And if you were.

942
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:50,960
If you struck that ball.

943
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,020
You just didn't want him between the sticks.

944
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:55,180
Do you know.

945
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:57,200
You'd prefer.

946
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:58,100
To have.

947
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,020
Tim Flowers.

948
01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:00,860
Bunch of flowers.

949
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:02,140
Or.

950
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,120
John Lukic.

951
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:05,260
Mark Beanie.

952
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:15,160
Some of the dirty mines out there.

953
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:15,980
Is just not right.

954
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:17,320
This is what I'm saying.

955
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:21,860
Anyway.

956
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:22,460
We've landed.

957
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,820
We've landed in Eden.

958
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,040
There.

959
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:25,640
We were looking for the castle.

960
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,840
David James.

961
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,500
He could have at least changed the name to.

962
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:38,360
Dahi Seamus.

963
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,160
Just to try and throw us off the scent.

964
01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:44,980
Windows and doors.

965
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,440
Dahi Seamus.

966
01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:49,480
Queen Og.

967
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:49,960
August.

968
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:50,420
Doris.

969
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:51,880
Really.

970
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:52,160
What.

971
01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:53,560
What was really going on.

972
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:54,940
Was.

973
01:04:55,660 --> 01:04:56,820
Aiding and abetting.

974
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:57,920
Illegal.

975
01:04:58,220 --> 01:04:58,220
Illegal.

976
01:04:59,360 --> 01:04:59,740
Uh.

977
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:00,900
CIA.

978
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:01,780
Black sites.

979
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,340
Premier business media.

980
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:08,720
Right.

981
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:09,480
Uh.

982
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:10,160
Castle.

983
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:12,820
Castle.

984
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,500
Edenderry Castle.

985
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,560
Blundell Castle.

986
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,200
Great stuff.

987
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,420
Just south of the town.

988
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,260
Southeast of.

989
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:30,880
Dunge Doors.

990
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,660
Going down that way.

991
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,800
The Lily Garden Chinese.

992
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:55,560
I'm afraid there is no toilets on the plane, Vicky.

993
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,700
No toilets on the plane.

994
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:08,060
There is no room to even... you can't... basically what we do is we put people in the back.

995
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:13,280
They're paying customers so they deserve comfort so we leave a cushion or a pillow down there.

996
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:18,880
And a few magazines. But we need to change those magazines now, they're three years old.

997
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:31,440
We have a copy of Grazia from 2014 for the ladies there. And a 442 and a daily sport. We'll always have the day's daily sport

998
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:45,380
for the fellas. That's just because we always have that. We always have a copy of that ourselves. Now we're looking for a castle which is meant to be around here. We can't find it.

999
01:06:45,380 --> 01:07:08,040
Will the black side prisoners have to schlop out or do they have indoor plumbing?

1000
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:10,460
Couldn't tell you man.

1001
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:11,700
Look, I'm not in that business.

1002
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:12,380
That's not me.

1003
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,480
You need to ask someone else.

1004
01:07:13,740 --> 01:07:17,440
I'm just merely letting you know that stuff could be going on there.

1005
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:25,800
In the same way I was telling 50 Curtis Jackson sent the last day that he could improve sales in the UK market by rebranding as 50 pence.

1006
01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:31,080
I'm letting other governments know.

1007
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,100
I say other governments.

1008
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:36,520
There's only one government we know that would be interested.

1009
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:46,180
Eden Derry would be a simple change to their business model at the moment.

1010
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:47,680
Relocating from Shannon.

1011
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
Relocating to there.

1012
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:54,120
And you've got ample room to do what you want.

1013
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,540
When you want it.

1014
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,600
That's another thing as well.

1015
01:07:58,260 --> 01:07:59,500
I've gone too far down.

1016
01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:00,140
There's a...

1017
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:01,440
I've gone too far down here.

1018
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:02,120
I'm...

1019
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,580
Away from this castle.

1020
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,660
The castle is meant to be up here.

1021
01:08:04,660 --> 01:08:27,900
I think...

1022
01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:30,620
It's down there.

1023
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,700
I think it's there.

1024
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,720
It's around here anyway.

1025
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:41,260
This field.

1026
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,720
Pause that.

1027
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,020
Let's see our map.

1028
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:56,540
Yep.

1029
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:56,600
Yep.

1030
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,080
It's away from eyes.

1031
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:12,660
We might be able to go down on Parkview here.

1032
01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:14,840
Churchview Heights.

1033
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,060
Maybe down this street.

1034
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:17,880
Blundell Wood.

1035
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:26,280
Neighborhood Watch.

1036
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,660
Scratchy head down today.

1037
01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:30,860
No.

1038
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:37,800
Oh, look.

1039
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:45,500
Nope.

1040
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,820
Any idea what that thing is there?

1041
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:52,480
I've seen there's one of those big yokes in between Curry and Tubber Curry.

1042
01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:55,120
Or in between Charlestown and Curry.

1043
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,080
Is it for water or what is it?

1044
01:09:59,740 --> 01:10:00,280
Oh, look.

1045
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:00,300
Oh, look.

1046
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,400
We can see the top of the castle.

1047
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,520
So we have to land down there.

1048
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:05,920
Churchview Heights.

1049
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,540
Churchview Heights.

1050
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:08,620
Beside the castle.

1051
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,020
And we'll...

1052
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:14,120
And we'll...

1053
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:14,180
And we'll...

1054
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,380
It's a water tower.

1055
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,140
Okay, so we'll land down there by the water tower and we should be able to see the castle.

1056
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,100
That's going to be a hard landing, but it's one that I'm...

1057
01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:26,560
Confident enough I can achieve.

1058
01:10:27,940 --> 01:10:30,680
We'll approach from the east side.

1059
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,920
A bit of a turn, a kink in the road.

1060
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,220
By the time we reach there, we should be able to turn.

1061
01:10:39,220 --> 01:11:09,200
We should be able to turn.

1062
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:32,600
We should have saved it. This could be a bollocks. This could be a bollocks.

1063
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,600
What?

1064
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,600
What?

1065
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,600
What?

1066
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,600
What?

1067
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,600
What?

1068
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,600
What?

1069
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,600
What?

1070
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,600
What?

1071
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,600
Fuck. Hey, hey!

1072
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,600
That's something, isn't it? Eh?

1073
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,600
That's something.

1074
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,600
They don't teach you that. What a landing.

1075
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:04,600
I'm better landing from inside the lock pit

1076
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,600
than I am from the exterior view.

1077
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,600
We didn't even get to go around the bender road

1078
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,600
because it landed so well.

1079
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,600
Beautiful stuff.

1080
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:30,600
Hang on. Am I on the right road here?

1081
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,600
I am. There's the water tower. I have gone around the bend.

1082
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,600
I'm going around the bend now.

1083
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,600
Wondering where the hell I am.

1084
01:12:46,600 --> 01:13:00,880
It's hard to turn the fucking thing.

1085
01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:08,180
See, that's how you do it.

1086
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:36,660
Lovely. Just where we want to be here.

1087
01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:48,660
Getting better. Really am getting better now at this flying the plane business.

1088
01:13:48,660 --> 01:14:02,340
There. And look where we are, right next to the water tower of souls.

1089
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:14,340
Get our screen up there and we can see exactly where we are. Drop it in. Drop it right down

1090
01:14:14,340 --> 01:14:26,340
there on Churchview Heights. This is where we are. That's where I've just reversed to here. I'm facing this way.

1091
01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:38,340
Like for like. Unbelievable.

1092
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:50,340
And we can see if we go down here, just to the end of the road here. We can see a snippet of castle.

1093
01:14:50,340 --> 01:15:02,340
Beautiful stuff. These houses are lucky now because they live right next to the castle.

1094
01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:14,340
Isn't it amazing? Like they built that castle that would have took a long time to build. And then did they ever realize that hundreds of years later, loads of people would be living in houses beside them.

1095
01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:26,340
You know, that were better, you know, that were better, warmer, and more pleasant to live in. I'd say that was a bollocks to heat. That castle.

1096
01:15:26,340 --> 01:15:33,340
You can click on that castle and take a little look at it.

1097
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:38,340
Blundell Castle and look at that. An amazing piece of work.

1098
01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:47,340
To celebrate the new castle which we've found, we should play a lovely tune in respect to the castle.

1099
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:53,340
There's none other than Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison.

1100
01:15:53,340 --> 01:16:05,340
Look at the blocks. Look at the greenery on it that's growing around it.

1101
01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:12,340
It's almost like that's a fella there and he's sticking up two fingers to the world.

1102
01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:22,340
Johnny Castle. Yes I can. No I can't. What's the crack?

1103
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:32,340
Oh yeah. Yeah. Maybe he's flipping off. Yeah flipping off a cloud says Ro.

1104
01:16:32,340 --> 01:16:40,340
That's the eye there. You can have a little nose. Bit of a mouth in there already. That little black bit.

1105
01:16:40,340 --> 01:16:50,340
And then two fingers to the clouds. If I can replicate that overlay myself onto the man.

1106
01:16:50,340 --> 01:17:14,340
I'm upside down. There he is. Alright. Oh my god. Here I am. Once again. Here we go.

1107
01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:24,340
So I'm back up in the days. I love my soul. Ronnie thanks for case my swine. Letting all the people know. That I'm back to rock the show.

1108
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:34,340
Cause what you did you know what's wrong. And all the nasty things you done. So baby can't say carefully. While I sing my comeback song.

1109
01:17:34,340 --> 01:17:51,340
*music*

1110
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:55,340
What you do? Yes I do do do.

1111
01:17:55,340 --> 01:17:57,340
Here it is.

1112
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:59,340
Oh no.

1113
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,340
Oh my god.

1114
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:06,340
Here I am.

1115
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:09,340
What's the crack?

1116
01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:13,340
How are you doing?

1117
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:16,340
Fine again.

1118
01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:27,340
*music*

1119
01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:29,340
*music*

1120
01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:31,340
*music*

1121
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,340
*music*

1122
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:33,340
*music*

1123
01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:35,340
*music*

1124
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:37,340
*music*

1125
01:18:37,340 --> 01:19:03,880
Bird's eye view I said I'd seen it twice. Lovely blocks, lovely lovely blocks. Return of the castle. Return of the crack. Return of the crack. Here I go. Once again, top of your man. Beautiful castle.

1126
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:22,340
A lovely footpath. Lovely footpath surrounds that castle. So you could take a lovely leisurely stroll around Blundell Castle. And I'm glad that they put up a fence there to stop anyone going in there and getting pished.

1127
01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:50,140
Got some reviews here. Jose Casta says very good. Gives it five stars. Nicolai Negara says for...oh the coffee is done. Sorry the coffee is done.

1128
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,620
We'll just read these reviews now.

1129
01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:55,820
Hold. Get a banana.

1130
01:19:55,820 --> 01:20:25,800
Let's go.

1131
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:29,800
Come on.

1132
01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:31,900
Alright.

1133
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,820
You know I've got the flow.

1134
01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:38,460
You know I've got that flow.

1135
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,440
I want to let you know.

1136
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,100
Know that I've got the flow.

1137
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,020
Let me have a look here now.

1138
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,300
Jose Casitas is very good.

1139
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:56,300
And I read Jose Casita. Casita reminded me of the coffee.

1140
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:57,400
So I went and got the coffee.

1141
01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:58,660
It's not Casita coffee now.

1142
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:00,480
It's cheap stuff.

1143
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,180
Fair trade.

1144
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:08,320
Fair trade.

1145
01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:11,060
Brendan Hackett.

1146
01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:12,100
Four out of five.

1147
01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:12,860
Arthur S.

1148
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:13,740
Five stars.

1149
01:21:14,940 --> 01:21:15,980
Some Russian name.

1150
01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:17,860
A picture of Stalin.

1151
01:21:22,980 --> 01:21:23,900
I like that now.

1152
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:25,620
The part of my screen here that's gone.

1153
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,820
It's like there's flies there or something.

1154
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:33,600
Strange.

1155
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:37,580
Arthur S.

1156
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:37,580
Arthur S.

1157
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,340
And then a Stalin fella.

1158
01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:53,820
Rose Manufacturing Company.

1159
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:58,280
A lovely little industrial estate over here.

1160
01:21:58,340 --> 01:21:59,440
Not too far from the castle.

1161
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,040
We're not allowed into it.

1162
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,660
Look at this.

1163
01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:05,160
It's another business park.

1164
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,860
We thought we'd already seen one.

1165
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,440
The Lily Garden Chinese.

1166
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,320
Oh you cannot see it.

1167
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,600
The Lily Garden Chinese.

1168
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:22,520
Sorry.

1169
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,500
Put Merck on again.

1170
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:23,760
Sorry.

1171
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,760
I feel like I've got a floor when he's on.

1172
01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:30,160
That's it.

1173
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:42,200
Come on.

1174
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,280
Giannis.

1175
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:46,480
Giannis.

1176
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,000
Get a nice.

1177
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:49,580
Schleis and Giannis.

1178
01:22:49,580 --> 01:23:05,920
Gianni Alley Ashkies.

1179
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:09,320
There was a sign there for road as well.

1180
01:23:16,540 --> 01:23:17,320
There we are.

1181
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:17,320
There we are.

1182
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:20,300
Lovely road.

1183
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,080
12 clicks to the waist.

1184
01:23:24,980 --> 01:23:25,460
Maloney.

1185
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,380
Thank you very much.

1186
01:23:26,940 --> 01:23:28,400
Return of the crack.

1187
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,280
Edendary School of Music.

1188
01:23:39,060 --> 01:23:39,540
Edendary.

1189
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:41,980
The blue part.

1190
01:23:43,460 --> 01:23:44,340
Polish pottery.

1191
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:47,060
And gift shop.

1192
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:50,560
Meow.

1193
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:50,600
Meow.

1194
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:50,820
Meow.

1195
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:50,900
Meow.

1196
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:51,040
Meow.

1197
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:51,300
Meow.

1198
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,260
Look at Giannis here.

1199
01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:55,400
Looks like a nice pizzeria.

1200
01:23:57,260 --> 01:23:59,260
And it's got an upstairs as well.

1201
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,620
And in the window.

1202
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:05,100
A little dog with a hat on.

1203
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:07,480
It's not a real dog.

1204
01:24:07,540 --> 01:24:08,120
It's an ornament.

1205
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:09,860
But that's nice.

1206
01:24:09,860 --> 01:24:09,880
But that's nice.

1207
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:11,480
And some indication.

1208
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,400
That there's nice things going on in that room.

1209
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:17,660
We don't know what's happening up there.

1210
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:18,460
Maybe it's an apartment.

1211
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,540
But we know that whoever's up there is happy.

1212
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:26,120
Because why else would you put an ornamental dog wearing a hat in the window?

1213
01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:27,460
Unless you're happy.

1214
01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:27,520
Okay.

1215
01:24:30,220 --> 01:24:31,280
Spice of India.

1216
01:24:33,460 --> 01:24:36,820
Could do with a lick of spice on the walls.

1217
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:40,140
Because it's a bit bland looking.

1218
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:46,640
Stationery shop looks savage.

1219
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:48,880
It looks savage.

1220
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,000
And you know how it looks savage.

1221
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,560
Because you can't pull off slate grey unless you've got glass.

1222
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:56,040
And it's got glass.

1223
01:24:56,780 --> 01:24:57,880
It's not in your face.

1224
01:24:58,540 --> 01:24:59,240
It's tidy.

1225
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,440
It's exterior is tidy.

1226
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,920
They've gone to effort to have a little bit of a plant box there.

1227
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:06,780
Not the right weather for the plants.

1228
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:11,600
But they're making things happen.

1229
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:14,940
It looks like a boat.

1230
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,320
It's out of canal.

1231
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:20,440
That's the canal up there.

1232
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:23,180
It'd be nice to go up there now for a look.

1233
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:26,820
We can't get up there.

1234
01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:34,140
Senate.

1235
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:36,560
Grocery, is that?

1236
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:39,840
Oh yeah, it's Polish.

1237
01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:40,560
Polish grocery.

1238
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:42,320
But it looks like it's been there for years.

1239
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,180
Looks like it's been there for a long time.

1240
01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:46,920
Look at the sign.

1241
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,080
Mazuric.

1242
01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:57,780
Harbour House.

1243
01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:00,460
Very nice.

1244
01:26:02,380 --> 01:26:04,000
Look, that's a fixture.

1245
01:26:04,580 --> 01:26:05,440
It's a fellow at the pram.

1246
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,540
The Grand Cana.

1247
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,280
The Grand Cana.

1248
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:13,400
Unbelievable.

1249
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,240
And we're back at that roundabout.

1250
01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:18,080
Oh look, that was Haven.

1251
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:19,840
The hair salon.

1252
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:23,080
We're back at the roundabout where we were meant to see industry by...

1253
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,580
What was his name now?

1254
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:26,880
Glenn Cullen.

1255
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:32,040
That went bushed.

1256
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:42,040
*music*

1257
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:49,040
Lovely bots. Lovely crow. Lovely crow. Lovely crow.

1258
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:58,040
*music*

1259
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:18,040
Crack, crack, crack. There he is look. That was him before he took off. And I'm gonna prove it. We go here. There he is. It has to be. My powers of deduction that that crow was the one that was sitting there. We're gonna look back now there'll be no crow.

1260
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:24,040
*music*

1261
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:26,040
*music*

1262
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,040
*music*

1263
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:38,040
Sometimes you get it. Sometimes you don't. You know. Sometimes you get it. He was just looking out for another one. He's been there all day the bollocks.

1264
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:40,040
*music*

1265
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:41,040
*music*

1266
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,040
*music*

1267
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:44,040
*music*

1268
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:46,040
*music*

1269
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:46,040
*music*

1270
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,040
*music*

1271
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,040
*music*

1272
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:50,040
*music*

1273
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,040
*music*

1274
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:53,080
You wouldn't want to be pecked by that big.

1275
01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:59,540
You wouldn't want to get a pecking from that fucker.

1276
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:01,120
He'd take you to town.

1277
01:28:04,660 --> 01:28:06,240
He's a raven lunatic.

1278
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,180
Says Benton.

1279
01:28:09,780 --> 01:28:11,420
And he's looking at us there now.

1280
01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:11,960
Look at that.

1281
01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:15,580
He's waiting till we got a fair bit away and then he's looking at us.

1282
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,400
Return of the crow.

1283
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:25,260
Hey Mark, stop playing around.

1284
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,920
Stop lying about your big break.

1285
01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:36,940
All these times we looked for that crow, he lied to me.

1286
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:40,180
He was just looking out for his mates.

1287
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:45,660
We thought that crow was the one that was flying above the barge.

1288
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:48,700
But it wasn't.

1289
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:50,560
But it was, was, wasn't.

1290
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,440
A crow.

1291
01:28:53,740 --> 01:28:55,020
We've got some more crow action there.

1292
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,380
Look on a satellite dish.

1293
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,740
On a fecking TV aerial.

1294
01:29:02,220 --> 01:29:03,120
Welcome back.

1295
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:03,120
Welcome back.

1296
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,900
If you just keep keeping locked to Schlug FM.

1297
01:29:06,860 --> 01:29:10,280
We're checking out the crow scape of Edendary Town.

1298
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:15,220
Just coming up to 25 to 3.

1299
01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:18,720
Big shout out to all the crows out in Edendary.

1300
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:18,940
Big shout out to all the crows out in Edendary.

1301
01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:21,640
We're talking crows on chimneys.

1302
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:23,660
Crows on aerials.

1303
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:31,960
And all other miscellaneous birds out there in Edendary region.

1304
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:35,280
Brand new music coming up.

1305
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,200
This is Mark Morrison with Return of the Sack.

1306
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,560
Are we, are we, are we, are we any crows on barges?

1307
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:46,940
That would be nice.

1308
01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,460
But I mean, I don't think it's going to happen.

1309
01:29:49,780 --> 01:29:50,860
Because it's too low.

1310
01:29:50,860 --> 01:29:51,760
It's too easy.

1311
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,400
It wouldn't land on somewhere that's too low.

1312
01:29:58,780 --> 01:30:00,600
Lovely boat there called Cassandra.

1313
01:30:10,820 --> 01:30:11,340
Check it.

1314
01:30:11,860 --> 01:30:12,640
Check it out.

1315
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:18,240
No crow.

1316
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:31,060
Can't see any crows.

1317
01:30:31,780 --> 01:30:32,780
There you go.

1318
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,560
Hey, look at that lad.

1319
01:30:35,740 --> 01:30:37,100
He's got the wings out like that.

1320
01:30:44,060 --> 01:30:44,720
Two of them.

1321
01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:46,100
Up to no good.

1322
01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:49,180
Just friends.

1323
01:30:58,140 --> 01:31:00,680
Oh my crow.

1324
01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:03,120
Oh my crow.

1325
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,040
We land in Edendary.

1326
01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,320
Oh my crow.

1327
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,060
Oh my crow.

1328
01:31:13,060 --> 01:31:21,440
Looking for a crow all night long.

1329
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,760
Oh, my crow all night long.

1330
01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:28,860
Baby, when you broke my crow.

1331
01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:30,020
Oh, oh, oh.

1332
01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:31,920
Crow, crow, crow, crow, crow.

1333
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:36,000
You know that bit where he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1334
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:38,700
It could be crow, crow, crow, crow.

1335
01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:42,020
Oh, I'm pretty darned now, I'm going to see.

1336
01:31:42,020 --> 01:31:46,920
Oh, my crow all night long.

1337
01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:52,700
That I'm back to spot the crow.

1338
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:01,740
Crow, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1339
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:03,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1340
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:04,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1341
01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:05,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1342
01:32:05,820 --> 01:32:06,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1343
01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:07,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1344
01:32:07,820 --> 01:32:08,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1345
01:32:08,820 --> 01:32:09,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1346
01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:10,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1347
01:32:10,820 --> 01:32:11,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1348
01:32:11,820 --> 01:32:12,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1349
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:13,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1350
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:14,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1351
01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:15,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1352
01:32:15,820 --> 01:32:16,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1353
01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:17,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1354
01:32:17,820 --> 01:32:18,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1355
01:32:18,820 --> 01:32:19,820
I'm back to spot the crow.

1356
01:32:19,820 --> 01:32:20,820
I saw a bird back there.

1357
01:32:20,820 --> 01:32:21,820
It looked interesting enough.

1358
01:32:21,820 --> 01:32:26,820
No, I think I'm blown shy.

1359
01:32:26,820 --> 01:32:28,820
Yeah, I'm blown shy.

1360
01:32:28,820 --> 01:32:29,820
One moment.

1361
01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:30,820
Another look.

1362
01:32:30,820 --> 01:32:34,820
Yeah, I'm blown shy.

1363
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:36,820
We can go back now.

1364
01:32:36,820 --> 01:32:40,820
And we can shake Mark Morrison back on.

1365
01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:41,820
Just a lower volume.

1366
01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:42,820
Ambient Morrison.

1367
01:32:42,820 --> 01:32:55,820
Let's not forget our friend, the original, the OG crow.

1368
01:32:55,820 --> 01:33:00,820
Yes, I do, do, do.

1369
01:33:00,820 --> 01:33:09,820
I wonder if we go over here, can we still spot him from down here?

1370
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:12,820
He's still there, the bollocks.

1371
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:14,820
He's looking at us.

1372
01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:24,820
Crow G. Look at him there, man.

1373
01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:27,820
Like butter wouldn't melt in his beak.

1374
01:33:27,820 --> 01:33:29,820
And it actually wouldn't.

1375
01:33:29,820 --> 01:33:32,820
Because there's no heat in the beak.

1376
01:33:32,820 --> 01:33:35,820
Still there, man.

1377
01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:36,820
He's still there.

1378
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:47,820
What a baller, someone's saying.

1379
01:33:47,820 --> 01:33:48,820
Darpa Chief.

1380
01:33:48,820 --> 01:33:49,820
Look at that.

1381
01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:54,820
He's living the dream, that crow.

1382
01:33:54,820 --> 01:34:01,820
I think just to celebrate the crow.

1383
01:34:01,820 --> 01:34:03,820
He's still there.

1384
01:34:03,820 --> 01:34:05,820
I love this game now.

1385
01:34:05,820 --> 01:34:06,820
Seeing how long.

1386
01:34:06,820 --> 01:34:13,820
I mean, we know for a fact that crow stood there and watched the Google car go all the way around.

1387
01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:17,820
Because he knew this was an outside job.

1388
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:19,820
An out of towner.

1389
01:34:21,820 --> 01:34:22,540
Still there.

1390
01:34:24,860 --> 01:34:25,780
He's still there.

1391
01:34:29,060 --> 01:34:30,140
We can't see there.

1392
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:31,940
It's obscure in the fucking view.

1393
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:32,940
Sorry about the swearing.

1394
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:46,720
He's some man, isn't he?

1395
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,180
That crow.

1396
01:34:48,260 --> 01:34:49,540
Crovid-19.

1397
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:53,180
Crovid-19.

1398
01:34:53,620 --> 01:34:54,700
Let's go down here.

1399
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:56,780
See if we can see him down here.

1400
01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:58,980
This would have been a completely different day.

1401
01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:03,020
Now this will be really spooky if he's still there.

1402
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:07,360
We can't tell because a tree leaf is obscure.

1403
01:35:07,460 --> 01:35:08,540
But it looks like...

1404
01:35:08,540 --> 01:35:11,480
It looks like there's a body of a crow there.

1405
01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:14,320
A body of crow.

1406
01:35:15,820 --> 01:35:16,300
Amen.

1407
01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:19,620
All those times I said that I love you.

1408
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:21,240
You're lying to me.

1409
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:22,740
Yes, I try.

1410
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:23,860
Yes, I try.

1411
01:35:23,860 --> 01:35:25,160
We will never know.

1412
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,260
We will never crow.

1413
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:29,540
Even though you know I'd die for you.

1414
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:30,380
You're lying to me.

1415
01:35:30,380 --> 01:35:36,260
I think to celebrate the crow, we will do a fly-by-pass of that thing.

1416
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:37,480
Dark helmet.

1417
01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:38,240
Thank you very much.

1418
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:38,860
You lied to me.

1419
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:39,640
Return of the Shluck.

1420
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:40,360
Thank you very much.

1421
01:35:40,820 --> 01:35:41,580
Boom, boom, bish.

1422
01:35:42,140 --> 01:35:44,900
And the drunk uncle says, Ian, get back to work.

1423
01:35:48,580 --> 01:35:49,900
Top puff, you're mad.

1424
01:35:51,260 --> 01:35:52,300
Oh my god.

1425
01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:53,220
Watch the show.

1426
01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:54,660
Here I blow.

1427
01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:58,660
Here I blow.

1428
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:01,060
All I know.

1429
01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:05,720
What a tune.

1430
01:36:06,060 --> 01:36:07,380
What a powerful force.

1431
01:36:09,460 --> 01:36:10,320
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1432
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:27,200
Don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

1433
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:28,580
There's a field there, look.

1434
01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:33,780
We might go through the field ahead of us.

1435
01:36:33,780 --> 01:36:33,840
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1436
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:46,980
We might get through this field.

1437
01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:48,920
We might not.

1438
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:57,680
Round and round.

1439
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:57,800
Round and round.

1440
01:36:57,800 --> 01:36:58,800
We might go through this field.

1441
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:06,880
Will we do it?

1442
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,200
We just did it.

1443
01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:13,460
Cessna is a beast of a plane.

1444
01:37:13,460 --> 01:37:34,140
Oh, my crow.

1445
01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:34,240
Oh, my crow.

1446
01:37:36,140 --> 01:37:38,600
We can go into town here and have a look for the crow.

1447
01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:40,980
I know he's now imagining he was in the game.

1448
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:46,200
That would be a real, real masterstroke.

1449
01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:50,500
That the makers of Flight Simulator bothered to put that crow in there.

1450
01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:52,860
Before we'd even seen it.

1451
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:55,500
We were even entertained by it.

1452
01:38:03,840 --> 01:38:04,920
NB, it's online.

1453
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:04,920
It's online.

1454
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:05,520
It's online.

1455
01:38:05,660 --> 01:38:07,000
You can join us if you want.

1456
01:38:07,620 --> 01:38:12,780
We're flying around Edenderry, celebrating the life and times of the crow, which has given

1457
01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:19,560
us so much joy in these dark, dark, tried and tested times of COVID-19.

1458
01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:21,920
Crow.

1459
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:24,460
Come on.

1460
01:38:29,460 --> 01:38:33,100
Now, that's where he'd be down there on the corner of that building down there.

1461
01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:37,960
You know I got the crow.

1462
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,600
We'll go for a low flyer.

1463
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:58,420
We're going to praise the crow.

1464
01:39:01,460 --> 01:39:03,800
We're going to praise the crow down here.

1465
01:39:04,940 --> 01:39:06,560
Get out your bishop's crows here.

1466
01:39:07,500 --> 01:39:10,000
And wave your crows here in the sky.

1467
01:39:13,100 --> 01:39:14,200
Return of the crow.

1468
01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:14,880
Where am I going?

1469
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:16,620
Where am I crowing?

1470
01:39:18,860 --> 01:39:19,200
Ah.

1471
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:20,880
Sorry.

1472
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:21,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1473
01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:22,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1474
01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:22,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1475
01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:23,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1476
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:23,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1477
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:23,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1478
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:24,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1479
01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:25,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1480
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:26,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1481
01:39:26,700 --> 01:39:27,700
I'm going to praise the crow.

1482
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:30,040
DT, thank you very much for the delirium.

1483
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:32,160
Delirium tremens.

1484
01:39:34,300 --> 01:39:35,520
Have you ever drink that?

1485
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:37,120
Pink elephant.

1486
01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:43,820
It's some spice.

1487
01:39:44,860 --> 01:39:46,140
It's some spice.

1488
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:48,820
Cushed a bit for it.

1489
01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:49,320
It'll.

1490
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:51,720
It'll pay you back dividends.

1491
01:39:56,620 --> 01:39:57,020
Okay.

1492
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,680
I'm looking for the crow house.

1493
01:40:00,980 --> 01:40:02,020
Bit lashed here.

1494
01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:03,240
Looking for the crow house.

1495
01:40:08,420 --> 01:40:09,620
Turn off the crow.

1496
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:12,060
Turn off the crow.

1497
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:14,460
Where the fuck is the crow?

1498
01:40:14,500 --> 01:40:14,880
Oh.

1499
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:15,920
Right down there.

1500
01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,340
I need to just get my bearings here.

1501
01:40:19,340 --> 01:40:44,460
we're going for a low fly pass to the crow house. Here we're going. Right down there.

1502
01:40:44,460 --> 01:41:12,580
That corner. Whoa. Yes. Did you see her? We'll go back for another one. There wasn't a crow there unfortunately. They haven't put that crow in the game. Awful shame. Awful shame. Shame about the crow. Non-exhaestine crow. Try to find the crow. Go to see the crow.

1503
01:41:12,580 --> 01:41:40,040
Hoping for some crow. There you go. Corner there, look. No crow. No crow. Fucking shame. Right, well I think we've done Eden Derry for, that's enough Eden Derry for, we did it for a whole day.

1504
01:41:41,620 --> 01:42:03,680
Eden Derry or Bost. We've seen the castle. We've seen it all. Where to next guys, where to next? Are we staying, are we staying in Offaly or are we moving on? Are we moving on?

1505
01:42:10,660 --> 01:42:18,720
Not West Cork. Martin Eddy, it needs to be somewhere nearer. Not Dublin. Kildare maybe.

1506
01:42:20,980 --> 01:42:28,480
Okay, I'm going to give you the choice. Kildare. Leash. West Mead. Leithrim.

1507
01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:45,800
Leash, there's more people for Leash.

1508
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,060
Big, big showing for Leash.

1509
01:42:57,460 --> 01:42:59,520
West Meath is representing Leithrim.

1510
01:43:00,260 --> 01:43:01,960
Fucking Leithrim's representing now.

1511
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:06,260
But you know what?

1512
01:43:07,220 --> 01:43:08,780
A lot of people said Leash.

1513
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:10,900
And West Meath.

1514
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,500
But then there was a big show of force for Leithrim.

1515
01:43:19,660 --> 01:43:20,960
It's Lock and Leash now.

1516
01:43:24,220 --> 01:43:25,380
It's Lock and Leash.

1517
01:43:27,980 --> 01:43:29,620
Yeah, it's Lock and Leash.

1518
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:31,600
It's Lock and Leash.

1519
01:43:38,020 --> 01:43:38,960
Leash has it.

1520
01:43:39,180 --> 01:43:39,840
Leash has it.

1521
01:43:40,220 --> 01:43:40,900
Leash has it.

1522
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:46,300
We're turning around.

1523
01:43:46,420 --> 01:43:47,020
We're going Leash.

1524
01:43:47,020 --> 01:44:12,140
We need to go south of Blundell.

1525
01:44:12,140 --> 01:44:30,820
Aferley.

1526
01:44:30,820 --> 01:44:30,900
Aferley.

1527
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:46,900
Where's the county boundaries?

1528
01:44:46,900 --> 01:44:53,900
Can you get county boundaries on Google Maps?

1529
01:44:53,900 --> 01:45:15,900
Oh yeah.

1530
01:45:15,900 --> 01:45:25,900
Fuck.

1531
01:45:25,900 --> 01:45:27,900
Do you know what?

1532
01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:28,900
No.

1533
01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:30,900
I'm sorry if I got your hopes.

1534
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:32,900
If we're going to Leithrim.

1535
01:45:32,900 --> 01:45:36,900
Swinging this around, we're going to Leithrim.

1536
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:37,900
We'll go to Leith.

1537
01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:38,900
We'll go to Leith.

1538
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:39,900
We'll go to Leith.

1539
01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:40,900
I'm in two minds.

1540
01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:43,900
I don't know where I'm going.

1541
01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:44,900
We'll go to Leith.

1542
01:45:44,900 --> 01:45:45,900
We'll go to Leith.

1543
01:45:45,900 --> 01:45:46,900
Sorry.

1544
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:47,900
Port Arlington, lads.

1545
01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:47,900
Port Arlington.

1546
01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:48,900
Here we come.

1547
01:45:48,900 --> 01:45:49,900
Port Arlington.

1548
01:45:49,900 --> 01:45:50,900
Here we come.

1549
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:51,900
We're going to Leith.

1550
01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:52,900
We're going to Leith.

1551
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:53,900
We're going to Leith.

1552
01:45:53,900 --> 01:45:54,900
We're going to Leith.

1553
01:45:54,900 --> 01:45:55,900
Sorry.

1554
01:45:55,900 --> 01:45:57,900
Port Arlington, lads.

1555
01:45:57,900 --> 01:45:58,900
Port Arlington.

1556
01:45:58,900 --> 01:45:59,900
Here we come.

1557
01:45:59,900 --> 01:46:13,900
Port Arlington.

1558
01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:14,900
Port Arlington.

1559
01:46:14,900 --> 01:46:16,900
Here we come.

1560
01:46:16,900 --> 01:46:33,900
We've run.

1561
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:37,900
Engine has stopped.

1562
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:38,900
The engine.

1563
01:46:38,900 --> 01:46:39,900
We've run out of fuel.

1564
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:40,900
Again.

1565
01:46:40,900 --> 01:46:41,900
This happens.

1566
01:46:41,900 --> 01:46:45,900
We're going to have to make a crash landing.

1567
01:46:45,900 --> 01:46:57,900
I wonder if we can fly all the way to the four miles.

1568
01:46:57,900 --> 01:46:59,900
Do you reckon you could glide four miles?

1569
01:46:59,900 --> 01:47:11,900
You're still moving, but there's no throttle.

1570
01:47:11,900 --> 01:47:12,900
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1571
01:47:12,900 --> 01:47:12,900
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1572
01:47:12,900 --> 01:47:13,900
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1573
01:47:13,900 --> 01:47:14,900
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1574
01:47:14,900 --> 01:47:15,900
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1575
01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:16,900
I wonder what that is down there.

1576
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:16,900
I don't want to pitch the engine.

1577
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:17,900
I wonder what that is down there.

1578
01:47:17,900 --> 01:47:18,900
I don't want to pitch up because you pitch up.

1579
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:19,900
You'll let you start to push the engine.

1580
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:24,900
You're still moving, but there's no throttle.

1581
01:47:24,900 --> 01:47:40,080
It's very peaceful when the engine stops.

1582
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:43,180
I wonder what that is down there.

1583
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:48,920
I don't want to pitch up because you pitch up, you start losing speed then.

1584
01:47:49,580 --> 01:47:50,980
We might have to land in the bog.

1585
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:53,140
There's a bit of bog in here.

1586
01:47:53,140 --> 01:48:23,120
There's a bit of bog in here.

1587
01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:28,120
Crow setup is second to none, jam packed full of crow.

1588
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:44,420
We'll put her down the bog.

1589
01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:49,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1590
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:51,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1591
01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:53,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1592
01:48:53,420 --> 01:48:55,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1593
01:48:55,420 --> 01:48:57,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1594
01:48:57,420 --> 01:48:59,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1595
01:48:59,420 --> 01:49:00,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1596
01:49:00,420 --> 01:49:01,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1597
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:02,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1598
01:49:02,420 --> 01:49:03,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1599
01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:04,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1600
01:49:04,420 --> 01:49:05,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1601
01:49:05,420 --> 01:49:06,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1602
01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:07,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1603
01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:08,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1604
01:49:08,420 --> 01:49:09,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1605
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:10,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1606
01:49:10,420 --> 01:49:11,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1607
01:49:11,420 --> 01:49:12,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1608
01:49:12,420 --> 01:49:13,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1609
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:14,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1610
01:49:14,420 --> 01:49:15,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1611
01:49:15,420 --> 01:49:16,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1612
01:49:16,420 --> 01:49:17,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1613
01:49:17,420 --> 01:49:18,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1614
01:49:18,420 --> 01:49:19,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1615
01:49:19,420 --> 01:49:20,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1616
01:49:20,420 --> 01:49:21,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1617
01:49:21,420 --> 01:49:22,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1618
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:23,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1619
01:49:23,420 --> 01:49:24,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1620
01:49:24,420 --> 01:49:25,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1621
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:26,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1622
01:49:26,420 --> 01:49:27,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1623
01:49:27,420 --> 01:49:28,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1624
01:49:28,420 --> 01:49:29,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1625
01:49:29,420 --> 01:49:30,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1626
01:49:30,420 --> 01:49:31,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1627
01:49:31,420 --> 01:49:32,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1628
01:49:32,420 --> 01:49:33,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1629
01:49:33,420 --> 01:49:34,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1630
01:49:34,420 --> 01:49:35,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1631
01:49:35,420 --> 01:49:58,420
We'll put her down the bog in here.

1632
01:49:58,420 --> 01:49:59,420
Wow.

1633
01:49:59,420 --> 01:50:18,420
Can one of you planes there come over and touch the wing here?

1634
01:50:18,420 --> 01:50:20,420
And that'll refuel me.

1635
01:50:20,420 --> 01:50:22,420
Please, the Red Baron there if you can.

1636
01:50:22,420 --> 01:50:24,420
The two Red Baron boys.

1637
01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:33,420
I want to say a big thank you to the Red Baron boys for today's company.

1638
01:50:33,420 --> 01:50:34,420
Accompanying me on today's flight.

1639
01:50:34,420 --> 01:50:37,420
I hope you're getting on well Red Baron boys.

1640
01:50:37,420 --> 01:50:38,420
That's great Red Baron boy.

1641
01:50:38,420 --> 01:50:39,420
Thank you very much.

1642
01:50:39,420 --> 01:50:42,420
And as you can see the fuel is going right up there.

1643
01:50:42,420 --> 01:50:45,420
That's just the way it goes in real life.

1644
01:50:45,420 --> 01:50:47,420
That's the way it happens.

1645
01:50:47,420 --> 01:50:49,420
Good man yourself Red Baron boy.

1646
01:50:57,420 --> 01:50:58,420
I'm going to go away.

1647
01:50:58,420 --> 01:50:58,420
I'm going to go away.

1648
01:50:58,420 --> 01:50:59,420
I'm going to go away.

1649
01:50:59,420 --> 01:51:00,420
I'm going to go away.

1650
01:51:00,420 --> 01:51:01,420
I'm going to go away.

1651
01:51:01,420 --> 01:51:02,420
I'm going to go away.

1652
01:51:02,420 --> 01:51:03,420
I'm going to go away.

1653
01:51:03,420 --> 01:51:04,420
I'm going to go away.

1654
01:51:04,420 --> 01:51:05,420
I'm going to go away.

1655
01:51:05,420 --> 01:51:06,420
I'm going to go away.

1656
01:51:06,420 --> 01:51:07,420
I'm going to go away.

1657
01:51:07,420 --> 01:51:08,420
I'm going to go away.

1658
01:51:08,420 --> 01:51:09,420
I'm going to go away.

1659
01:51:09,420 --> 01:51:10,420
I'm going to go away.

1660
01:51:10,420 --> 01:51:11,420
I'm going to go away.

1661
01:51:11,420 --> 01:51:12,420
I'm going to go away.

1662
01:51:12,420 --> 01:51:13,420
Daniel Geller.

1663
01:51:13,420 --> 01:51:14,420
Thank you very much.

1664
01:51:14,420 --> 01:51:15,420
And Jake.

1665
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:16,420
Thank you very much Jake.

1666
01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:32,560
Now, Port Arlington or Bushed.

1667
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,140
Let's get in.

1668
01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:38,480
Let's get into it.

1669
01:51:38,480 --> 01:52:08,460
Let's get in.

1670
01:52:08,460 --> 01:52:10,460
Let's get in.

1671
01:52:10,460 --> 01:52:11,460
Back to watch the crow.

1672
01:52:11,460 --> 01:52:32,120
You lied to me. All those times you said you didn't like clothes. But you did. But you did.

1673
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:34,120
*Sigh*

1674
01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:04,120
lovely aerodrome there

1675
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:18,560
Iroquois Plishkin thank you very much Iroquois Plishkin you're asking what the

1676
01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:29,600
joystick is it's a it's a thrushed master thrust thrust master 5000

1677
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:59,160
it's a you should get a cheaper one on eBay don't bother with getting one of these all it is any joystick can do and I don't even use the buttons on it well I use I do actually I do I use brake handbrake flaps and I can start the engine and that's it I don't bother with trim I don't bother with any of that

1678
01:53:59,160 --> 01:54:21,520
Thank you very much, Urakwai, thank you.

1679
01:54:21,520 --> 01:54:25,500
Port Arlington doesn't know what's about to hit it.

1680
01:54:25,500 --> 01:54:30,760
Insane 388 passengers, that's great news.

1681
01:54:30,760 --> 01:54:32,640
Proper, proper airline now.

1682
01:54:32,640 --> 01:54:41,020
We need to expand.

1683
01:54:41,020 --> 01:54:47,420
Look at that, is that Port Arlington?

1684
01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:52,560
Top of your ma.

1685
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:57,820
Should I blow?

1686
01:54:57,820 --> 01:55:03,700
I think it is Port Arlington.

1687
01:55:03,700 --> 01:55:08,820
And it's the river going through at the river Barrow.

1688
01:55:08,820 --> 01:55:14,080
Let's have a look.

1689
01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:18,080
Is there a river, Frank?

1690
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:19,080
Is there a river?

1691
01:55:19,080 --> 01:55:19,960
There is.

1692
01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:31,100
Come on.

1693
01:55:31,100 --> 01:55:31,100
Come on.

1694
01:55:33,100 --> 01:55:33,820
Might say it.

1695
01:55:33,820 --> 01:55:34,520
Sorry about that.

1696
01:55:34,860 --> 01:55:37,220
I think we might have played that a couple of times already.

1697
01:55:37,220 --> 01:55:40,520
You don't notice it though because it's such a great song.

1698
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:45,860
It's a powerful monster of a pop tune.

1699
01:55:45,860 --> 01:55:48,860
Mark Morrison.

1700
01:55:48,860 --> 01:55:51,740
Return of the Mack.

1701
01:55:51,740 --> 01:55:53,000
Powerful stuff.

1702
01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:55,000
Powerful stuff.

1703
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:58,000
They don't make them like that anymore.

1704
01:55:58,000 --> 01:55:59,000
Okay.

1705
01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:11,040
Lime 3 airfield is five miles away.

1706
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:21,920
And we're judged after seeing the grandeur, the sights, the sumptuous, luscious green, plain landscape.

1707
01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:26,080
Which we've come to know and love.

1708
01:56:26,080 --> 01:56:31,140
There's nothing plain about the town of Port Arlington.

1709
01:56:31,940 --> 01:56:34,900
Apart from the little plain in the sky that's going right over it.

1710
01:56:35,620 --> 01:56:36,920
I gotta tell you something else.

1711
01:56:37,320 --> 01:56:44,340
I can see a fair whack of industry on the outskirts already before we attack the main centrifugal force.

1712
01:56:45,420 --> 01:56:47,140
We're gonna check out that industry.

1713
01:56:47,140 --> 01:56:48,020
We're bank left.

1714
01:56:48,280 --> 01:56:49,140
And look at this.

1715
01:56:50,380 --> 01:56:54,200
We could be judging by my knowledge now.

1716
01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:55,940
Judging by my knowledge.

1717
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:57,840
That could be a mail center.

1718
01:56:58,560 --> 01:57:00,800
Because judging by the trucks out the side of it.

1719
01:57:01,940 --> 01:57:02,500
We know that.

1720
01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:03,960
Or is it Port Leash?

1721
01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:06,120
Is it Port Arlington or Port Leash?

1722
01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:08,220
Where there is a mail center.

1723
01:57:13,220 --> 01:57:14,480
I think it's Port Leash.

1724
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:16,080
Dublin Business.

1725
01:57:16,700 --> 01:57:17,960
Dublin Road Business Park.

1726
01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:19,620
Jamestown Manufacturing.

1727
01:57:20,220 --> 01:57:21,600
FreeTV.ie.

1728
01:57:22,840 --> 01:57:23,820
Electronic store.

1729
01:57:29,080 --> 01:57:31,520
We're gonna land in that industry down there and see.

1730
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:52,020
What about this for a landing?

1731
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:53,860
Never tried it like this before.

1732
01:57:54,380 --> 01:57:57,920
This is a real professional landing.

1733
01:58:06,920 --> 01:58:07,720
Oh!

1734
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:18,220
I fucking nearly snapped the joystick.

1735
01:58:18,220 --> 01:58:20,480
I heard the joystick snap.

1736
01:58:22,800 --> 01:58:23,640
Get that.

1737
01:58:23,780 --> 01:58:24,420
Get that.

1738
01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:26,520
Did you see that?

1739
01:58:27,020 --> 01:58:27,860
Did you feel that?

1740
01:58:28,460 --> 01:58:29,500
That's called the dream.

1741
01:58:29,980 --> 01:58:30,640
Feel the dream.

1742
01:58:31,760 --> 01:58:32,540
Live in the dream.

1743
01:58:33,540 --> 01:58:36,500
That's how you do a landing.

1744
01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:39,300
Off the tip of the tongue.

1745
01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:41,920
And we've landed in this little car park here.

1746
01:58:41,980 --> 01:58:42,640
It's a bit of industry.

1747
01:58:42,980 --> 01:58:47,960
Just outside the town of Port Arlington on the R420.

1748
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:49,880
It's the Dublin Road.

1749
01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:56,480
And we've got a lovely bit of industry here comprised of, starting at the top, Port Arlington Tires.

1750
01:58:56,940 --> 01:58:57,580
Tire shop.

1751
01:58:58,520 --> 01:58:59,640
Jamestown Manufacturing.

1752
01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:02,980
Look at this manufacturing inside the hub.

1753
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:04,800
Beautiful.

1754
01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:08,000
Beautiful industry.

1755
01:59:08,780 --> 01:59:10,680
Look at the stuff they're doing in there.

1756
01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:14,240
What are they building in there?

1757
01:59:14,940 --> 01:59:15,860
What are they doing?

1758
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:16,520
Look at that.

1759
01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:19,080
Telescope.

1760
01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:21,480
Forklifts.

1761
01:59:25,980 --> 01:59:26,940
Forklift Dreams.

1762
01:59:31,100 --> 01:59:33,080
Sorry, I need to get the music on there.

1763
01:59:34,340 --> 01:59:34,980
Come on.

1764
01:59:36,040 --> 01:59:37,300
Advert for fucking teeth.

1765
01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:38,240
Smile Direct.

1766
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:41,240
I don't want that.

1767
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,200
I don't want that.

1768
01:59:52,740 --> 01:59:54,280
Forklift Dreams, ladies and gentlemen.

1769
01:59:55,220 --> 01:59:55,960
Forklift Dreams.

1770
01:59:55,960 --> 02:00:01,140
Forklift Dreams.

1771
02:00:04,140 --> 02:00:04,680
Come on.

1772
02:00:09,460 --> 02:00:09,860
Yeah.

1773
02:00:10,280 --> 02:00:11,080
Well, we're in.

1774
02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:11,880
We're in the factory.

1775
02:00:13,000 --> 02:00:13,860
Factory or Bush.

1776
02:00:14,200 --> 02:00:15,500
You didn't think it could happen.

1777
02:00:15,820 --> 02:00:16,340
It happened.

1778
02:00:17,060 --> 02:00:18,960
We've got there all the way to Port Arlington.

1779
02:00:19,500 --> 02:00:20,880
It's a magical place.

1780
02:00:21,380 --> 02:00:23,520
And it's only going to get even more magical.

1781
02:00:24,720 --> 02:00:25,780
The further we go.

1782
02:00:25,780 --> 02:00:25,800
The further we go.

1783
02:00:26,320 --> 02:00:27,480
We've landed in a factory.

1784
02:00:29,020 --> 02:00:30,900
We'll always be here in Port Arlington.

1785
02:00:30,900 --> 02:00:32,220
We'll always be together.

1786
02:00:32,900 --> 02:00:33,440
Forever.

1787
02:00:33,440 --> 02:00:33,520
Forever.

1788
02:00:37,520 --> 02:00:40,860
I didn't know where we was when we landed.

1789
02:00:40,860 --> 02:00:43,480
It looked like a barren landscape.

1790
02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:45,840
Full of gravel and dirt.

1791
02:00:46,840 --> 02:00:49,440
But I knew that I shouldn't hurt.

1792
02:00:51,440 --> 02:00:55,740
It's hard to find a place to land.

1793
02:00:55,740 --> 02:00:55,740
It's hard to find a place to land.

1794
02:00:55,740 --> 02:00:58,620
Unless you can see some sand.

1795
02:00:58,620 --> 02:01:00,620
On which to land the kite.

1796
02:01:01,620 --> 02:01:04,260
Make sure the landing's grand.

1797
02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:06,780
And not shy.

1798
02:01:07,620 --> 02:01:09,780
Then you'll find a factory.

1799
02:01:09,780 --> 02:01:11,620
We'll always be together.

1800
02:01:12,620 --> 02:01:15,180
However fair it seems.

1801
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:19,080
We'll always be together.

1802
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:22,980
Forever in forklift dreams.

1803
02:01:33,220 --> 02:01:36,140
Look at that. Look at that factory go. Beautiful.

1804
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:40,080
We went inside a massive shed.

1805
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:45,180
I had to scratch my head because I didn't know what was inside.

1806
02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:51,060
Or what the hell these lads were at tonight.

1807
02:01:51,060 --> 02:01:54,860
There was a fellow wearing a high viz.

1808
02:01:55,380 --> 02:01:59,740
I went to shake his hand. He said his name was Riz.

1809
02:02:00,500 --> 02:02:03,160
And he was from the Italian land.

1810
02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:06,320
Known as Italy.

1811
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:11,240
I said we'll always be together Riz.

1812
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:14,520
However far it seems.

1813
02:02:15,800 --> 02:02:18,080
We'll always be together.

1814
02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:22,220
Together in forklift dreams.

1815
02:02:23,120 --> 02:02:25,520
We'll always be together.

1816
02:02:26,460 --> 02:02:29,660
However whatever you're building that shed.

1817
02:02:30,460 --> 02:02:32,880
We'll always be together.

1818
02:02:32,880 --> 02:02:37,040
Forever in forklift dreams.

1819
02:02:37,840 --> 02:02:38,540
Break it down.

1820
02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:48,880
We'll always be together.

1821
02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:48,880
We'll always be together.

1822
02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:50,880
Forever foul it seems.

1823
02:02:50,880 --> 02:02:52,880
We'll always be together.

1824
02:02:52,880 --> 02:02:53,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1825
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:53,880
We'll always be together.

1826
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:53,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1827
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:53,880
We'll always be together.

1828
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:53,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1829
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:53,880
We'll always be together.

1830
02:02:53,880 --> 02:02:54,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1831
02:02:54,880 --> 02:02:55,880
We'll always be together.

1832
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:55,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1833
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:56,880
We'll always be together.

1834
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1835
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
We'll always be together.

1836
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1837
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
We'll always be together.

1838
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1839
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
We'll always be together.

1840
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1841
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1842
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:56,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1843
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:57,880
We'll always be together.

1844
02:02:57,880 --> 02:02:57,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1845
02:02:57,880 --> 02:02:58,880
We'll always be together.

1846
02:02:58,880 --> 02:02:59,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1847
02:02:59,880 --> 02:03:00,880
We'll always be together.

1848
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:01,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1849
02:03:01,880 --> 02:03:02,880
We'll always be together.

1850
02:03:02,880 --> 02:03:04,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1851
02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:04,880
We'll always be together.

1852
02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:05,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1853
02:03:05,880 --> 02:03:06,880
We'll always be together.

1854
02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:07,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1855
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:08,880
We'll always be together.

1856
02:03:08,880 --> 02:03:10,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1857
02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:11,880
We'll always be together.

1858
02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:12,880
We'll always be together.

1859
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:13,880
We'll always be together.

1860
02:03:13,880 --> 02:03:14,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1861
02:03:14,880 --> 02:03:15,880
We'll always be together.

1862
02:03:15,880 --> 02:03:16,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1863
02:03:16,880 --> 02:03:17,880
We'll always be together.

1864
02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:18,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1865
02:03:18,880 --> 02:03:19,880
We'll always be together.

1866
02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:20,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1867
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:21,880
We'll always be together.

1868
02:03:21,880 --> 02:03:22,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1869
02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:23,880
We'll always be together.

1870
02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:24,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1871
02:03:24,880 --> 02:03:25,880
We'll always be together.

1872
02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:26,880
Forever in forklift dreams.

1873
02:03:26,880 --> 02:03:27,880
We'll always be together.

1874
02:03:27,880 --> 02:03:31,880
However far it seems.

1875
02:03:31,880 --> 02:03:32,880
That's a fade out there.

1876
02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:35,880
Lovely fade out to the tune.

1877
02:03:35,880 --> 02:03:38,880
And that was forklift dreams there.

1878
02:03:38,880 --> 02:03:41,880
A song dedicated to Jamestown.

1879
02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:43,880
Manus manufacturing limited.

1880
02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:46,880
Who are doing some great work out there.

1881
02:03:46,880 --> 02:03:49,880
And I don't know what they're doing there.

1882
02:03:49,880 --> 02:03:52,880
But it seems to be a load of stuff on pallets.

1883
02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:53,880
And of course.

1884
02:03:53,880 --> 02:03:56,880
The beautiful forklift there.

1885
02:03:56,880 --> 02:03:59,880
And big shout out to Riz.

1886
02:03:59,880 --> 02:04:01,880
The Italian lad.

1887
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:03,880
Working in the shop there.

1888
02:04:03,880 --> 02:04:05,880
With the high viz.

1889
02:04:05,880 --> 02:04:06,880
Coincidentally.

1890
02:04:06,880 --> 02:04:07,880
His jacket rhymes.

1891
02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:08,880
With his name.

1892
02:04:08,880 --> 02:04:09,880
Who'd have thought that.

1893
02:04:09,880 --> 02:04:10,880
Would have happened.

1894
02:04:10,880 --> 02:04:11,880
Especially during a song.

1895
02:04:11,880 --> 02:04:12,880
Scenario.

1896
02:04:12,880 --> 02:04:13,880
That's that anyways.

1897
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:14,880
We can.

1898
02:04:14,880 --> 02:04:15,880
I think we'll leave it there.

1899
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:16,880
For the afternoon.

1900
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:17,880
Time to get a sandwich now.

1901
02:04:17,880 --> 02:04:18,880
We'll talk to you later on.

1902
02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:19,880
Look.

1903
02:04:19,880 --> 02:04:20,880
Port Arlington.

1904
02:04:20,880 --> 02:04:21,880
It's all ahead of us.

1905
02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:22,880
And it's coming.

1906
02:04:22,880 --> 02:04:23,880
Thick.

1907
02:04:23,880 --> 02:04:24,880
And fast.

1908
02:04:24,880 --> 02:04:26,880
Whether you like it or not.

1909
02:04:26,880 --> 02:04:27,880
We'll talk to you later on.

1910
02:04:27,880 --> 02:04:28,880
Look.

1911
02:04:28,880 --> 02:04:29,880
Port Arlington.

1912
02:04:29,880 --> 02:04:30,880
It's all ahead of us.

1913
02:04:30,880 --> 02:04:31,880
And it's coming.

1914
02:04:31,880 --> 02:04:32,880
Thick.

1915
02:04:32,880 --> 02:04:33,880
And fast.

1916
02:04:33,880 --> 02:04:34,880
Whether you like it or not.

1917
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:35,880
We'll talk to you later on.

1918
02:04:35,880 --> 02:04:37,880
And hopefully we'll see a few crows as well on the horizon.

1919
02:04:37,880 --> 02:04:39,880
By the time we head into town of Port Arlington.

1920
02:04:39,880 --> 02:04:40,360
or not.

1921
02:04:42,540 --> 02:04:43,900
We'll talk to you later on.

1922
02:04:45,340 --> 02:04:46,120
And hopefully

1923
02:04:46,120 --> 02:04:48,140
we'll see a few crows as well on the horizon

1924
02:04:48,140 --> 02:04:49,520
by the time we

1925
02:04:49,520 --> 02:04:52,340
head into town of Port Arlington.

1926
02:04:53,900 --> 02:04:56,400
It's all to play for. It's all ahead of us.

1927
02:04:57,820 --> 02:05:00,180
Tune in next time on Schluglingus.

1928
02:05:00,280 --> 02:05:01,200
We've reached leash.

1929
02:05:01,980 --> 02:05:03,900
We've reached leash. Good night.

1930
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:05,000
I mean, good afternoon.

1931
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:34,980
We'll see you later.