1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 *music* 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 *music* 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 *music* 4 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,960 *music* 5 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960 *music* 6 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 *music* 7 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960 *music* 8 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,960 *music* 9 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:13,960 *music* 10 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,960 *music* 11 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960 *music* 12 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:17,960 *music* 13 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:17,960 *music* 14 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960 *music* 15 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,960 *music* 16 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:21,960 *music* 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,960 *music* 18 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,960 *music* 19 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,960 *music* 20 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,960 *music* 21 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,960 *music* 22 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,960 *music* 23 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,960 *music* 24 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,960 *music* 25 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,960 *music* 26 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,960 *music* 27 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,960 *music* 28 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,960 *music* 29 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,960 *music* 30 00:01:47,960 --> 00:02:17,940 Thank you. 31 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:46,180 I don't know if there's going to be any feedback on this. Will there be a feedback loop? I hope there's not a feedback loop. If there's a feedback loop we're fucked. 32 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:50,240 I might have to turn down the volume on the monitor or something. 33 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:54,300 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 34 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:58,360 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 35 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,420 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 36 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:06,480 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 37 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,540 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 38 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:10,540 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 39 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,540 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 40 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,540 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 41 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:18,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 42 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 43 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 44 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 45 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 46 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,600 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 47 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:44,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 48 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 49 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 50 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:52,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 51 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:56,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 52 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:58,660 I'm not going to turn down the volume on the monitor. 53 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:03,660 And then aside from that, I have to try and deal with the fact whether or not this is coming up. 54 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,660 This green screen. 55 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,660 It's meant to be showing me. 56 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,660 Ah, yeah, it's brilliant. It is. 57 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:15,660 I think it looks okay. 58 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,660 Could be shite. 59 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:31,660 Trippy. It all works. 60 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:33,660 There's a tiny bit of feedback. 61 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:39,660 When you say a tiny bit, is it like you can hear the song overlapping on it or something? 62 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,660 Is it annoying? 63 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:42,660 Is it annoying? 64 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,660 I'm trying to hold this out open now. 65 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,660 Skip that. 66 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:00,660 After three seconds we hear your voice played back. 67 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:04,660 Not annoying. No, no, no. It's good. 68 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,660 Okay. 69 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:07,660 Echo on voice. 70 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,660 Is there still an echo on voice now? 71 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:14,660 Fucking hell, that's... 72 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:15,660 It's tolerable. 73 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:18,660 Shout out. 74 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,660 To the B. Salimah. 75 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,660 Very faint in the background. 76 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:24,660 I don't hear it at all. 77 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:25,660 I don't hear it at all. 78 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,660 Oh, fuck. 79 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,660 Oh, yeah, I know why. I know why. 80 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,660 Give us a moment. Give us a moment. Give us a moment. 81 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,660 There. I have YouTube volume turned up. 82 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,660 No fucking wonder, hey. 83 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:50,660 Now. 84 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:56,660 Let me just fucking tinker there with the... 85 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:58,660 The chroma key. 86 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,660 Filters. 87 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:02,660 Chroma key. 88 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,660 Smoothness. 89 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,660 Smoothness. 90 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,660 Similarity. 91 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,660 I don't know. I've turned that down on default. 92 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:18,660 Close. 93 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:23,660 I was wondering what the fuck was going on there. 94 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,660 You... 95 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:31,660 And the annoying thing is you're not at a desktop, so you can't just like start messing around with the... 96 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:35,660 The wing nuts and the fucking clip handles. 97 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 And the shit stirrers. 98 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,660 You know, you have to... 99 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,660 You have to move around and then... 100 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,660 Try and make sure it's all working okay. 101 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:58,700 working okay. Sandico, Sandico, Sandico. Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, Kasava. 102 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,800 I hope you're doing well anyway. I hope the Kasava's going well with you. 103 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:16,140 It's been a long time no Kasava. Can you hear the beats? Can you hear the chilled out hip-hop beats? 104 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:24,880 Seeing behind the airbed. I don't think you're seeing behind the airbed. That never happened. 105 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:28,000 That fucking airbed. 106 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,880 No music for fuck's sake. 107 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,740 Beats are low now. 108 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,740 Fucking who do you think you are man? Beats by Dre is it? 109 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,420 Jesus. 110 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,840 Thank you very much there Gafftor for that. 111 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,120 Desktop audio. 112 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:09,260 Desktop audio. 113 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:18,840 I'm going to end up keep on fucking coming. This will be an hour. 114 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,680 Of me just constantly going back and going. 115 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,300 Is it okay now lads? 116 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:26,580 Time for bed then. 117 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:26,580 Time for bed then. 118 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:30,580 Time for bed then. 119 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:43,460 Look that's as good as you're getting it now. 120 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:47,060 If it gets louder than that you'll have to let me know. 121 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,720 Thanks for the tip Gaptor. 122 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,380 There's no tip, there's no Gaptor coming up. 123 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:52,700 You're joking. 124 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:59,800 You're joking. 125 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,500 Captain Sack. 126 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,640 Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad. 127 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,380 Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad. 128 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,920 Take it down, take it down. 129 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:32,940 Chinatown, Chinatown. 130 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:40,960 Kasava, Kasava, Kasava, good lad. 131 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,820 Lovely stuff. 132 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,800 Snake Charmer. 133 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,020 CJH93, is that Epstein's gaff? 134 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:53,600 You keep on saying stuff about Epstein's gaff. 135 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,400 You're obsessed with Epstein, man. 136 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,160 Every time Schlug is on the plane flying around, would you fly to Epstein's gaff, man? 137 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,460 Would you fly to Epstein's gaff, please? 138 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,100 I've only wrote that comment a thousand times. 139 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,580 You're mad about Epstein? 140 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:16,480 Blacksite. 141 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,620 Slimy sheet. 142 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:27,940 Are you in Cassovere, I am, yeah? 143 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,920 Would you fly to Epstein's gaff, please? 144 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,260 Any cans on the go? No cans, no. 145 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,920 This is a strictly no-can job. 146 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,700 No can do tonight on that front. 147 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:52,340 I'll tell you who does have cans. 148 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:56,120 CJ, who's mad about Epstein in the chat. 149 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,240 Epstein's gaff. Take it down, glad. Epstein's gaff. 150 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:14,860 I wonder how the citizens and denizens of, uh, Cassovere are getting on these days. 151 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:24,780 Did they overcome the, uh, the bad vibes and the war and all that kind of stuff between the, the Mundus and the Hindis? 152 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:30,700 Do you remember the, uh, the wars out in Africa? 153 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,960 The menocidal maniac jobs? 154 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,800 The Hindus and the Wundis? 155 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,800 The Baramundis? 156 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,640 And the Tutsis? 157 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:48,160 It's funny because there was, it's not funny, but there was a film called Tutsi with Dustin Hoffman. 158 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,920 And, uh, it was on one night. 159 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:58,320 Around the same time that the Tutsis were getting done in by the Hutus. 160 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,360 Hutu. 161 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,360 You do? 162 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:07,960 We do. 163 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,180 Hutu or Tune? 164 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,400 I wonder who won between the Hutus and the Tutsis. 165 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,240 Madrich. 166 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,360 Sun Tzu. 167 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:26,920 Zulu. 168 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:27,260 Oh, yeah. 169 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:27,800 The Zulus. 170 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:28,660 The Baramundis. 171 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,200 The Rwandans. 172 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:31,760 That's it. 173 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,880 Ross Kemp went over and ended all those wars. 174 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:50,280 Let's see here now. 175 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:59,180 I need to see if someone has sent messages. 176 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,960 And then once we get this set up, it'll all work out. 177 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:22,340 So this is basically going to be the black site in Edendary Business Park when the Americans do it up. 178 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,640 It's going to have one of these green screen rooms in it. 179 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,240 It's going to have a hell of a lot of character and charm. 180 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:35,500 Jesus. 181 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,640 There's a few people who've chimed in here. 182 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,080 Let me see if I can chime back at you. 183 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,700 I might have to take breaks here. 184 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:45,660 Oh, yeah. 185 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,260 Flembag. 186 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,260 Thank you very much. 187 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,200 Kasava Tourism Board. 188 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:51,740 Thank you. 189 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,820 Yellow Magic Markestra. 190 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,880 Tommy Tea Time. 191 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,580 Terry Wogan. 192 00:13:59,080 --> 00:13:59,960 Voodoo Cross. 193 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,020 Stair Chicken. 194 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:01,560 Thank you. 195 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,080 Silver Pixie. 196 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,460 Thank you. 197 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,400 Samantha Hagar. 198 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,600 Thank you. 199 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,100 And Gav Lyons. 200 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:11,380 Thanks very much. 201 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,480 And is the Mrs. in? 202 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,460 Well, uh... 203 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:17,980 What Mrs. what? 204 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:18,460 I mean... 205 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,680 Sure, you don't know anything about what I'm doing. 206 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,560 You don't know where it is. 207 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,100 This is... 208 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,560 For all you know, this is a black site. 209 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,460 You can't bring the Mrs. to a black site. 210 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:37,520 But I can't show you behind or the rest of the gaff because it's not... 211 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,740 It's not my choice. 212 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,820 If I had the choice, I'd show you around. 213 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,000 I'd take you on a magical mystery tour. 214 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,160 But I'm not arsed about that. 215 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,620 I'd rather show you a green screen with a ball going up and down in front of it. 216 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,620 And then... 217 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,400 Maybe you could even... 218 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,740 Look at the ball and there'd be something in the middle of that as well. 219 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,180 But the key... 220 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,260 The key isn't great. 221 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:09,160 I wonder how we get the key working better than that. 222 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,220 You'd want to have someone working on it. 223 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,060 Behind the scenes. 224 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:43,800 So I was wanting to talk to you about global domination and black sites in County Offaly. 225 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,540 Secret Black Sites. 226 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,600 Jimmy Shloin, thank you very much. 227 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,660 And Lady Meow Meow, thank you very much. 228 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,180 Hope you're doing well. 229 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,580 Hope you're doing well, guys. 230 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:01,880 If there's any Americans watching who have relations or people they know working in CIA, 231 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:11,180 Tommy Shloin has found a lovely, lovely black site potential just off of the Eden Derry New Business Park, which has opened up. 232 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,200 I don't know when it opened up, but it looks fairly new. 233 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,600 And it's got a couple of roundabouts, a nice stretch of road. 234 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,780 And a building there that looks fairly empty. 235 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:27,460 He was remarking now that it looked like something from Skynet. 236 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,560 Sky Sports. 237 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:37,640 So if the Yanks wanted to move their business, their business operations from feck in... 238 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,260 What do you call it? 239 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,380 Shannon Airport. 240 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,740 And relocate to somewhere that has a runway. 241 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:49,800 And a base for them to do all their stuff. 242 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,140 And they could go there, like. 243 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,620 SkyNet, Sky News. 244 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,800 Visual Echo is real 70s flashback. 245 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:04,740 Cyberdyne. 246 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,280 What's the story there, lads? 247 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,780 Anything going on in the world, anyway? 248 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,240 Do you want my opinion on anything? 249 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,600 Ross Kemp could help you. 250 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,380 Errol Clive. 251 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:15,800 How are you? 252 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:16,380 Black sites. 253 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,500 Yeah, there's a black site. 254 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,280 Watch Tommy's stream from the other day. 255 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:31,780 Tobe says, you need some slightly better lighting and external care. 256 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,620 I can do it for a price. 257 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,020 Yeah, you can, man. 258 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,680 And the price is right. 259 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,660 I can do it myself. 260 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,600 I had this better set up there a few weeks ago. 261 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,000 I don't need a price. 262 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,180 I don't need to be paying people to do it. 263 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:51,900 I just need to test the equipment before I go live. 264 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,280 Otherwise, it's going to look shite. 265 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,140 I wonder if I can get it better there now. 266 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,860 That's why I'm doing this. 267 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:11,920 Jimmy Schlein. 268 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:12,780 Thank you very much. 269 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:16,220 Right. 270 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:16,600 Okay. 271 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,260 There's this fucking external layer. 272 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,480 Live view. 273 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:21,440 Are you? 274 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 275 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:23,940 I'm going to go back to the camera. 276 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:24,440 I'm going to go back to the camera. 277 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 278 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:25,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 279 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 280 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 281 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,340 I'm going to go back to the camera. 282 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:28,960 I'm going to go back to the camera. 283 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,380 And then go back here. 284 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,340 Yeah, I think that's better than it was anyway. 285 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,780 It just looks a bit mistier. 286 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,980 A little bit more mistier than the last day when we were playing it. 287 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,740 And I don't think that's if it's something to do with the lens. 288 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,620 The lens needs a wipe. 289 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,640 But it's not. 290 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,360 We haven't got that sweaty yet. 291 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,720 It is clearer. 292 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,740 It's fucking clearer still. 293 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,540 Thanks for the tip there. 294 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,240 Who's your fav? 295 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,540 Who's your fav character to play? 296 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,540 Who's my fav character? 297 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,720 What in Tekken is it? 298 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,840 Probably fucking King. 299 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,860 The guy with the lion's head. 300 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,820 Or Hihachi, the old fella. 301 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:26,460 But if it's not Tekken you're on about. 302 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,340 If it's Soul Calibur. 303 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,240 Then probably Siegfried. 304 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,480 Yeah, Siegfried. 305 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,600 The lad with the sword. 306 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,600 Oh no, actually I'd alternate between Siegfried and Waldo. 307 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,040 Did you hear Siegfried and Waldo had... 308 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,920 An illustrious career. 309 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,440 Post fight. 310 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,280 Post battle. 311 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,200 Lion taming in circuses. 312 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,100 Or in Las Vegas. 313 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,880 They actually captured King from Tekken. 314 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,400 And fucking made him do tricks. 315 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,080 And... 316 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,960 The unfortunate scenario... 317 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,960 Arose where... 318 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,960 King absolutely growl snatched Waldo's head off. 319 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,500 Fucking mauled him, man. 320 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,540 That was the last we saw of Waldo anyways. 321 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,840 He was a good fella, Waldo. 322 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,860 He was a hard worker. 323 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,480 What ham is best? 324 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,520 Smoked or just normal cooked? 325 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,280 Ask Lucy. 326 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,100 Well... 327 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,500 You really, really, really, really have to... 328 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,020 Know your ham before you answer that question. 329 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,280 And I love ham. 330 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,680 I'm not gonna lie. 331 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:46,440 I'm big into that fucking pig. 332 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,420 It's a great beast. 333 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,700 And it offers some lovely meat. 334 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:52,700 Yeah? 335 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,780 I feel a bit bad about the fact that the beast has to die. 336 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,580 That we, uh... 337 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,880 You look into its eyes. 338 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,920 And it's got feelings. 339 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:03,900 But, uh... 340 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,600 There's no association with that. 341 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,340 There's no association when you're at the shelves of the supermarket. 342 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,980 You just buy the beast... 343 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,660 Cooked. 344 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,680 And get on with it. 345 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,680 I would say cooked. 346 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,020 And that's a personal choice. 347 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,480 You might like smoked yourself. 348 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,140 In terms of smoked meats... 349 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,140 Smoked salmon... 350 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,140 Is absolutely... 351 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:29,980 Exquisite. 352 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,140 Cured meat... 353 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:37,560 Is that the same? 354 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,480 Would cured be the same as smoked? 355 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,440 Because I like chorizo. 356 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,140 If I was to be any type of cured meat... 357 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:46,840 I'd be chorizo. 358 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:54,800 Raw salmon. 359 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,840 Are you looking forward to watching... 360 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,880 The coming UK famine? 361 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,360 I don't think... 362 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,100 Is that gonna be a thing even? 363 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,040 Is that a joke? 364 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,760 I don't know how that would happen in this day and age. 365 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,760 Social media would be... 366 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,760 Up in arms about... 367 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,680 Stuff. 368 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,340 But then again... 369 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,400 This famine's going on over in Yemen, isn't there? 370 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,120 This famine's still going on over in the other... 371 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:28,900 In... 372 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,120 The third world. 373 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,100 Ah, don't worry about them. 374 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,200 They're in the third world. 375 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,760 I think what they should start doing is... 376 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,780 Stop referring to the areas of the third world. 377 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:40,780 And just go... 378 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,080 Yeah, it's still part of our world. 379 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,940 Because then... 380 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,740 You'd probably have a little bit more... 381 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,820 It'd hurt you a bit more to ignore it. 382 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,740 But if it's third world, you'd probably be like... 383 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,900 Sure, it's the third world away, man. 384 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,020 It's not even our world. 385 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:03,740 Cassava. 386 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:03,740 Cassava. 387 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:04,020 Cassava. 388 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:04,540 Cassava. 389 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:04,720 Cassava. 390 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,220 Cassava. 391 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,300 I'm sure Cassava was... 392 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,220 In the third world, back in the day. 393 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:31,560 I'd love to go for some juicy headers at the ball, but it's just going to end up fucking up the camera. 394 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:37,020 And you won't have any more streaming then. 395 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,220 I won't have any more. 396 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,300 You won't have any more. 397 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,940 That's the way of the world, Pat. 398 00:23:43,940 --> 00:24:13,920 That's the way of the world. 399 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,720 That pissing down there. 400 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,480 It was lovely there around between the hours of 7 and 10. 401 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,640 Went for a walk. 402 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:26,440 And nice, humid, cool air. 403 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360 Not too cold. 404 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:32,560 And you have to appreciate it now before it fucks off. 405 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,240 It'll be gone in a few days to a week. 406 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,000 It'll be back to freezing cold. 407 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:44,980 But I can hear the rain pissing down outside now. 408 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,880 So it didn't last long. 409 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:57,080 Twice today a truck full of livestock passed through the town. 410 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,120 It fucking stank the whole town out. 411 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,800 The whole town stank. 412 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,320 And what was scary was... 413 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:10,720 It's usually the smell you'd smell if you're driving out and you can smell shite being spread. 414 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,200 Slurry. 415 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,180 But this was real live animals in a truck. 416 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,080 And it was one of those lorries that had three levels. 417 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:23,080 Two or three levels of livestock in the same truck. 418 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,120 And that's pretty grim. 419 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:35,560 The smell was fucking shitty enough to elicit a 10 minute win. 420 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,580 I had to close the windows in the gaff. 421 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:44,040 And then when I was out earlier on, it passed through town again. 422 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,320 The whole town fucking stank. 423 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,560 But I mean... 424 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,560 It'd feel bad because... 425 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,000 What's going on with those animals like? 426 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,300 That they smell like that? 427 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:57,700 I'm sure they're used to the fucking smelly times, you know? 428 00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,560 I'm sure they're used to... 429 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:02,400 Not living in a perfume gaff. 430 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,600 But at the same time... 431 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,740 It's fucking cuntish for those guys, you know? 432 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,600 You know, you'd entertain the idea of going... 433 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,600 Vegan... 434 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,640 If you dwelled on that shit long enough. 435 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,800 But it's like everything. 436 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:23,500 If you dwell... 437 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,600 If you think too much on anything... 438 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,600 I think there's an infinite amount of... 439 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,080 Negative avenues you can end up going down. 440 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,040 No matter what it is that you think about. 441 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,940 So like... 442 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,080 When they say ignorance is bliss... 443 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,440 Like it's not... 444 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,900 I don't think that's a 100% bad thing. 445 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,140 That you're an ignorant bollocks. 446 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,040 That you're living in bliss. 447 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:49,080 But... 448 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,080 You might end up being a little bit happier... 449 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080 If you're not fully... 450 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,080 Fully, fully, fully... 451 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:57,880 In tune with... 452 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,880 Every fucking injustice... 453 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,880 In the town... 454 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,880 In the world... 455 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,880 That's going on... 456 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880 With the sheep... 457 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880 And the van... 458 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:04,880 And the shit... 459 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880 And the smell... 460 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,880 Do you know what I mean? 461 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,880 Do you know what I mean? 462 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,880 And I wonder where they were going as well, where they have to get fucking done in. 463 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,880 I personally don't think they should be slaughtered, smelling like that anyway. 464 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,880 The cunts. 465 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,880 Sorry, there's check. 466 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,880 Just in case you've messaged me and I've missed it. 467 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,880 Connor Mack, thank you very much. 468 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880 Greg from the States. 469 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,880 Shane Lowry, thank you very much. 470 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,880 Son de Coco. 471 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,880 Cup of Son de Coco after this and we could fall asleep. 472 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,880 The Coco dream. 473 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,880 Jimmy Jusis, thank you very much. 474 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,880 Real Talk with Francis, thanks. 475 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,880 Laura McNamara, thank you very much. 476 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,880 Evan Kilban, thank you very much. 477 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,880 Lads, you're very very kind and also you've attached long enough messages there. 478 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:18,880 I'm well aware that Tommy Schlug might be able to read back when he's doing his flight. 479 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,880 He'll have plenty of time to read them back now. 480 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:27,880 I think maybe you might be better off if I just keep fucking kicking the ball and talking shite, you know? 481 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,880 Because if I stand there and I'm answering questions and I don't know. 482 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880 Let me know what you think. 483 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,880 Let me know what you think in the chat there. 484 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:59,760 Crazy Joe, how are you? Cabrina, Sarah, Fadi Ryan. Third world, Sub-Saron, I get you. Okay, I get you. Okay, second world will be more poorer countries. Okay, yeah. Very good, very good, very good. 485 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:34,100 Yeah, cheap food. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining when I've got the fucking the two steaks for $5.50 or something in Lidl. I'm not complaining when I've got the one kg of mince. A fucking kilo of mince for what? Four quid? You can make up a chili con carne that'll last you a week. 486 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:51,500 You're just eating chili all week. Don't even get sick of it, man. You're not meant to be eating that much red meat. But if you look around the internet, there's people telling you everything anyway. 487 00:29:52,300 --> 00:30:12,420 There's always something to counter the information you've just seen. Which leads me to believe that we've created a monster whereby there is so much information coming through. And we're growing up without the necessary knowledge of how to filtrate useless information. 488 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:21,960 There's always something to do. And leading us all to be confused. And ending up maybe isolated or... 489 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:27,960 What would you say? Not paranoid or isolated, but... 490 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:35,900 We're connected. Yeah, we're connected, but we're fucking disconnected because we've been fed too much fucking shite into our mind pipe. 491 00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:45,060 We can't deal with it. Concerns used to just primarily be our own immediate space and vicinity. 492 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,200 Like, if you think about the fucking... When I see flies or spiders or slugs in the gaff... 493 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,940 Do you know if you throw out a spider, right? You get it and throw out the fucking window. 494 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:06,860 And you think... Or sorry, if you're in the car and a fucking fly gets into the car and you drive off with it... 495 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,060 You kidnap a... Do you ever kidnap a fly, man? 496 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:15,100 Obviously, you don't premeditate... The fuck is that? 497 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,020 I thought that was a bug there. 498 00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:22,180 Obviously, you don't premeditably nick a fly and fucking drive off with it. 499 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,180 But it happens. 500 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,700 And then you think... Jesus, that's separated now from its... 501 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:31,500 I wonder if it had family back where it belonged. 502 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:35,720 Like, you know, where's it... Probably it's just going to end up in no-hours-ville now. 503 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,140 But, uh... It doesn't care. 504 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:47,440 What was the original point of that now before I got on to kidnapping flies? 505 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,820 Yeah, it was. We used to just be bothered with the immediate vicinity and the fucking town you're living in. 506 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:54,740 The people that you know. 507 00:31:55,180 --> 00:32:01,620 And now it's like you're bothered about loads of random cunts you've never even met online. 508 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:06,380 Like, you know, people that you've never met and their thoughts and feelings and emotions and opinions get... 509 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:08,000 get pammed off on you. 510 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,560 Eh... 511 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,780 We don't need... And you don't need that, really. 512 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,900 We survived without that lagging off. 513 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:20,880 I don't know where the fucking chat about the fly being removed... 514 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,440 Being kidnapped comes into it. 515 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,740 I think I was trying to get to some point where... 516 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:28,740 You take a spider or a fly out of its environment... 517 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:32,920 It'll still survive... 518 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,920 Fuck, I don't know. I thought it was onto something good there with the fly... 519 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,120 But it actually just... 520 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,020 It actually turned out to be shy talk. 521 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,420 But it might come back to me later on anyway. 522 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,920 Look, this... 523 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,920 This is just, you know... 524 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,360 I'm just trying to get the thoughts out there. 525 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,080 Let me just have a quick look there to see if anybody has clapped back with anything there. 526 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,320 Yeah, I don't know. 527 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,280 Someone says they want A to fly. 528 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,080 But anyway, there's no... 529 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,060 I don't want to be... 530 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:11,440 I don't want to be fucking... 531 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,100 Bringing anyone down anyway. 532 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,060 It's class as well at the same time, like, you know. 533 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:17,940 I mean... 534 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:19,320 Yeah, you used to be able to... 535 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,500 You used to just be concerned with your immediate vicinity... 536 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,840 And now your mind is open to a load of other shite. 537 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,580 You know, you wouldn't have been able to do a Sandico fucking 200... 538 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,600 With a green screen. 539 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,220 Green screen back then. 540 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,160 Just going... 541 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,120 Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava, Casava... 542 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:41,960 Glad, glad. 543 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,460 Casava, glad. 544 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,020 That would not have been a possibility. 545 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,860 But now it is. 546 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,420 And boy, how glorious it is. 547 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,720 Oh boy. 548 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,480 We can even go... 549 00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,420 Up to the wall here. 550 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,680 And do a little bit of stuff over at the wall here. 551 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,540 Like that. 552 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,480 Do a little Casava... 553 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,800 Off the wall like that. 554 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,820 Sure it's your fee. 555 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:13,900 Okay. 556 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:28,440 It's hard to do with the camera there because I feel as though the camera's gonna fucking fall whenever... 557 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,480 My head's getting sweaty, you see. 558 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,640 Sweaty header. 559 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,700 Do a wheelie. 560 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:41,740 Do a wheelie. 561 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:47,300 I hope you have no neighbours. 562 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:50,960 Neighbours. 563 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,920 Everybody needs good neighbours. 564 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,280 Silver Pixie. 565 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,000 And Zurich is stained. 566 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,040 And Brainschlug. 567 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,800 Thank you very much. 568 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,080 What do you really think of COVID-19? 569 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,840 Ass-phobes. 570 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,960 Fucking hell man. 571 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,420 I don't know. 572 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,840 It's a real sweaty header. 573 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:35,920 That's all I know. 574 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,500 It's a real sweaty header. 575 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,180 Was I on about the last day? 576 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,020 Was I shiting on that I think that it possibly was... 577 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,860 Or is a made up thing? 578 00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,020 And that... 579 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:48,980 Yeah. 580 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:49,760 See I don't wanna... 581 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,860 I was already going on about the internet again. 582 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,760 Being all like... 583 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,560 Oh it's fucking... 584 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,400 It's terrible and stuff. 585 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,740 So now if I start going on about COVID... 586 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,340 I don't want that to be a downer as well. 587 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:58,920 But... 588 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,880 You know you can really... 589 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,260 You can really start to go down some fucking dark avenues on that one as well. 590 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,140 Oh yeah. 591 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,580 Love that bottle. 592 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:21,040 It's a great bottle. 593 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,240 Lovely ergonomic design as well. 594 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,780 You can get your hand around that at the side if you want. 595 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,120 You know. 596 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:28,740 And back in the day... 597 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,840 Five litre bottles were never shaped like that. 598 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,780 They had kind of square... 599 00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,360 Crystal springs. 600 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,280 They were... 601 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,620 They were kind of... 602 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,860 Fucking cylindrical. 603 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:43,020 They didn't have a kind of spherical contour shape like that. 604 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:44,920 And I like the design as well. 605 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:45,720 It's a nice design. 606 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:46,900 I've been through this before. 607 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,000 You know what I think about this bottle. 608 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:50,340 It's a... 609 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,020 It's a winner. 610 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,500 But... 611 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,260 After 9-11 there... 612 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,400 Not the anniversary of the day... 613 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,420 But the actual 9-11 in 2001. 614 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,420 There was all the... 615 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:13,880 The ruminations about what the next kind of terror event was going to be. 616 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,700 And... 617 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,040 And... 618 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,500 They were saying dirty bombs. 619 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,200 All this kind of easily attainable plutonium and shite uranium. 620 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,180 Deplaced uranium. 621 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:24,960 Shite like that. 622 00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:26,480 But... 623 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,040 Other people were saying that... 624 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,720 You can get the fucking genome to the Spanish flu. 625 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,960 And just modify that. 626 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:34,960 And just modify that. 627 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,380 Pardon me. 628 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,480 Sorry but I went. 629 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,880 You can... 630 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,620 Maybe we just haven't got to that stage yet. 631 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,720 But maybe this has... 632 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,120 This is the stage we're seeing now. 633 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,080 Where you just modify the fucking genome to a previously... 634 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,260 You know... 635 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,440 Destructive flu that fucking killed the world. 636 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,320 Half the world or whatever. 637 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:58,800 And modify that. 638 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,020 And then you've got a brand new flu. 639 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,520 So I don't know. 640 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,760 But there was some philosopher book. 641 00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:12,520 Malthus or something saying that... 642 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,320 Pop... 643 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,240 It's just like... 644 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,520 The world will... 645 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,860 There always needs to be population control and shite like that. 646 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,480 So this sort of stuff... 647 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,260 Is natural or... 648 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,500 I don't know if it was him. 649 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,320 Maybe he said something to that effect. 650 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,980 But there's another fella... 651 00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,140 Called Lovelock. 652 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,260 Which sounds like headlock. 653 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:34,620 But it's not. 654 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,180 Instead of putting your head in a lock... 655 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,880 You get someone's love in a fucking lock. 656 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,800 And you squeeze it. 657 00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:41,260 Until it submits you. 658 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,200 Presumably becomes yours then. 659 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,180 But Lovelock had a theory called Gaia Theory. 660 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,720 And everyone called... 661 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,080 Said you're a fucking... 662 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,600 You're talking shite man. 663 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,300 Back in the day. 664 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,080 And the Gaia Theory was like... 665 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,480 It was a world... 666 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,380 That we're living in. 667 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,840 Just is a self... 668 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,220 Regulating... 669 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,340 I don't know. 670 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,480 Organism or something. 671 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,760 Where all this stuff... 672 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,600 That happens. 673 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,380 Covid-19... 674 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,940 Is just a natural thing. 675 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,720 And it was meant to happen. 676 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,520 So the world... 677 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,680 Will regulate... 678 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,800 If there's too much of one species... 679 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,320 Doing destruction and all that kind of stuff... 680 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,900 It'll all even out through means. 681 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:30,840 Which we will... 682 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,220 We will think is an injustice. 683 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,380 And not... 684 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:34,980 Not great. 685 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:35,520 But... 686 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,300 But at the end of the day... 687 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,160 That's just the way it is. 688 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,780 So it's even like that. 689 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:42,760 That this is all fucking natural stuff. 690 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:43,520 And... 691 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:43,520 And... 692 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,520 What's more... 693 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,940 To be expected. 694 00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:47,500 Or... 695 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:47,940 You never know... 696 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,560 Some fucking... 697 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,940 Brain boffin... 698 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,940 With the Spanish flu genome... 699 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,460 I presume... 700 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:55,940 Maybe... 701 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,800 Started doing modifications on that. 702 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,780 It doesn't even have to be the Spanish flu. 703 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,940 It can be some other... 704 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,940 Fucking flu... 705 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,320 That they've got a hold of. 706 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:06,700 And gone... 707 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,420 We'll tweak it here. 708 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:08,160 We'll tweak it there. 709 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,640 And then we'll release it here. 710 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,300 And what... 711 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,500 Where will we release it? 712 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,780 We'll release it in China. 713 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,000 Then we'll blame them. 714 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,040 Do you know that kind of a way? 715 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,520 Dangerous game to play though. 716 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:24,920 Because... 717 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,780 You think... 718 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:28,040 Why would they fucking do that? 719 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,740 If they're gonna do that? 720 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,920 Because they don't really know... 721 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,600 How devastating it could be. 722 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:35,980 I don't know. 723 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:38,640 Sorry. 724 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,200 I just need to wipe my face here. 725 00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:41,240 Because the sweat... 726 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,900 Is taking the fucking camera off. 727 00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:45,880 My face. 728 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,520 Where's a towel? 729 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,500 I need to get a fucking towel here. 730 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,100 Towel. 731 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:25,680 I think someone was saying there... 732 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,200 Overpopulation is a myth. 733 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:28,680 But I mean... 734 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,600 It's not, is it? 735 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:32,000 I mean... 736 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,180 If you have loads of people on one... 737 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,060 Strip of land. 738 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:35,680 And there's too many people... 739 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,160 To fucking live on that strip of land. 740 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,620 Then it's overpopulated, isn't it? 741 00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:47,980 I don't know. 742 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:51,040 Can me mate Curtis get a shout out? 743 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,560 He showed you my stuff. 744 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,760 Love from Perth, Australia. 745 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,120 How are you... 746 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,220 How are you clouds... 747 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,040 How are you Curtis? 748 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,300 I hope you're doing well, man. 749 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:03,860 Are you... 750 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,860 Are you excited for the GeForce 3000 series... 751 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:09,280 Out tomorrow? 752 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,520 I don't know. 753 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:13,320 Is it gonna be a fucking... 754 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,080 A keynote event that we could stream live and... 755 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:17,780 And laugh at? 756 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,920 Like the PlayStation 5. 757 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,000 Because then maybe... 758 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:32,840 There's no overpopulation based on... 759 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,800 Current estimated carrying capacity. 760 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,940 Yeah, I know. 761 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:36,900 Currently there isn't. 762 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,780 But in the future... 763 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:38,480 There could be like... 764 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,260 If there's loads of... 765 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,480 Fucking people everywhere. 766 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,480 But I mean... 767 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,420 There is lots of land like... 768 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,620 There's loads of uninhabited land. 769 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,220 But obviously in fucking thousands... 770 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:51,320 Hundreds of thousands... 771 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,120 And maybe millions of years... 772 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,200 It could be the case. 773 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,200 Do you not think? 774 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,280 I don't know. 775 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,420 We have more food produced... 776 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,400 Than people require. 777 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,860 We have a waste problem. 778 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,440 Right. 779 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,600 Birth rates are dropping though. 780 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,420 It's kind of tough as well... 781 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,820 To keep up with the comments... 782 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,220 Because everyone has an opinion... 783 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,180 And then you've got 50... 784 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,700 You have to really have a good filter. 785 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,200 I don't have a good filter at all. 786 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:18,720 It's hard to... 787 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,900 We aren't getting there. 788 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,800 I'd rather switch off sometimes. 789 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,120 You know? 790 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,100 Rather switch off... 791 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,640 And just fucking kick the ball around... 792 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,480 And forget about it all. 793 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:34,800 Or watch football. 794 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:35,880 And... 795 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,880 Just... 796 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:43,560 Be content with bread and circuses. 797 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,880 I mean... 798 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,020 What's to lose? 799 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:49,560 Like you know? 800 00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:53,700 Leave all that ideological ballics... 801 00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,300 And the worrying about the future. 802 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:55,880 I mean... 803 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,300 Of course be conscious... 804 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,160 And try and do your... 805 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,240 Be nice and be sound. 806 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:00,680 Don't... 807 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,020 Contribute to the downfall of the planet. 808 00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:05,920 But I mean... 809 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,940 You're born into a fucking time and a place. 810 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,860 And you're a product of the time and the place. 811 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:13,500 You know? 812 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:14,000 You can't... 813 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000 You just gotta fucking... 814 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,600 Try and... 815 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,140 Find the... 816 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:18,480 What is... 817 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,340 What makes you happy. 818 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,600 Because if you don't... 819 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,500 You spend a lot of time focusing on the negatives... 820 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,100 And you'll be fucked. 821 00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:27,460 There will... 822 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,920 There is no end to that negative thing... 823 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,200 Because you'll end up finding a new thing... 824 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,340 After the thing you thought was the big thing. 825 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,320 Even if you have any sort of victory... 826 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,180 whether it's political or whatever. 827 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,660 You'll just... 828 00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:47,100 It's a never-ending train of... 829 00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,100 of cuntishness. 830 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:53,220 Cuntish Mayfield. 831 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:55,540 Cuntish Mayfly. 832 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,500 Was I telling you about the Mayfly? 833 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,020 Who's asking for you? 834 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:08,900 So I got this volleyball here for... 835 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,900 softer... 836 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,500 wall impact. 837 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,460 But it makes a louder sound, I think. 838 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:24,640 3 euro and little. 839 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,380 Fuck. 840 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:49,920 That's got a nice key to it as well. 841 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,980 And it's a yellow ball. 842 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,240 It's got a nice trippy fucking vibe to it, that screen. 843 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,960 Sorry about the swearing. 844 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:12,420 Thanks, Matt Rafeli. 845 00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:14,340 Cheers from a Kasavarian. 846 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,520 Or whatever the fuck we're called, PS. 847 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,340 Which means I love you. 848 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,140 Thanks very much there. 849 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,220 That's very kind of you. 850 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,300 I hope you're getting on well out there in Kasava. 851 00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:26,500 Glad. 852 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:28,600 Kasava? 853 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,920 Isn't that nice now, a Kasavanian lad. 854 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:40,280 Fucking just sent a tip and said I love you. 855 00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:42,300 Kasavan. 856 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,980 We'd say, we'd probably say Kasavan. 857 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,100 Looks like an old Super Bowl on the screen. 858 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,140 Sandico 3. 859 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,040 A new dawn. 860 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,380 Did you ever play football? 861 00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:13,820 Seriously, says Marek. 862 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:15,980 Only when I was younger. 863 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:16,840 But not now. 864 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,720 And I wouldn't. 865 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,400 Serious. 866 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:24,380 That would just be kicking around like, you know. 867 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:25,900 But I mean. 868 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:29,540 There's nice. 869 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,300 What would you call it? 870 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:35,920 Relaxation times. 871 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,020 In the hypnotic. 872 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,060 Juggling. 873 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,720 And if I didn't have the camera on the head. 874 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,480 I'd try and go up. 875 00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:46,440 On shoulders and head. 876 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:49,740 And try and do little tricks and shit like that. 877 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:49,920 But. 878 00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,620 Once the technology gets a lot more or less cumbersome. 879 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,200 Then I'd be able to do that. 880 00:47:57,580 --> 00:47:57,980 But. 881 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,420 There is. 882 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:00,680 Yeah. 883 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,540 It's nice to be able to. 884 00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:02,400 If you find something. 885 00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:03,920 That you're enjoying doing. 886 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,560 Then you don't realize you're. 887 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,540 Having the exercise. 888 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:08,000 Because. 889 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,240 Doing the exercise. 890 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,120 Can become maybe a chore. 891 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:11,360 But. 892 00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:12,500 It's not even. 893 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,920 It doesn't even come into it. 894 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,520 If you're enjoying what you're doing. 895 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:20,060 But. 896 00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:20,720 The happiest. 897 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,240 Times. 898 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,680 Of my life maybe. 899 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:25,980 Or. 900 00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,180 Might have been. 901 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:29,880 Do you know. 902 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,720 Just playing football. 903 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,900 Or kicking the ball around. 904 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,380 In car parks and shit like that. 905 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:35,600 With your mates. 906 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,080 And playing. 907 00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:39,780 Playing world cup. 908 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,260 And you don't even care. 909 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:42,840 Like you're just. 910 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,240 You're just. 911 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,620 Running around. 912 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,260 Very good times. 913 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:09,820 Great times! Times are gone now! 914 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:20,060 Fuck yeah! 915 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:31,340 Oh, it's getting sweaty this fucking headpiece. I was thinking maybe a bit of chefé. Just to cream the cake. 916 00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:44,940 Do you miss Vipers Vapors at all? Not really, no. It was a head wreck. It was a head wreck to Mundo. 917 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:56,860 Have you ever tried to keep a fucking vaping business afloat? It's cutthroat. Every town has like 10 of them now. Vape shops are the new hairdressers in the fucking... 918 00:49:56,860 --> 00:50:06,860 Thank you very much Lunar Sky and the bullet or the sun or the can. Thank you very much. 919 00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:16,300 which makes me think what's going on in there how did vape shops become so prevalent vape shops and 920 00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:29,180 mobile phone shops that aren't premium wholesalers they're just like fix your phone laptop fixers 921 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:34,940 i suppose everyone has them now and they don't want to pay over the top rates 922 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:41,420 and you're out of warranty so you just have to deal with whoever you can get 923 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:47,660 to fix it i suppose that's what it is so that's me there answering the own question 924 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:57,180 but uh yeah the i don't want to be a downer but the resources of the world they're dwindling man 925 00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:04,220 it's going to be a race to the bottom yeah we're actually fucked the premier ship is back 926 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:10,780 so swings and roundabouts men i want to see chefie talk about the 3do console 927 00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:22,220 i'm going to go back to sandball and i'll stay with this stay with this 928 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:31,420 sandball 3 now you can get this in little it's 3 euro it's a nice job it's light it doesn't really break 929 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,500 the bank at 3 euro it doesn't break the bank 930 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:55,020 and it won't break your tolls either but uh yeah dwindling resources uh it's a bit a downer like oh who's gonna 931 00:51:55,020 --> 00:52:02,380 who's gonna take control once we've uh run out of oil what's that gonna be like will it be like mad max 932 00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:10,940 or will it be like mad pat which is gonna be the new irish version of mad max it's coming out soon 933 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:17,580 enough it's set in longford after the oil has ran out and electric cars have gone tits up 934 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:19,740 because of 935 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:28,540 emp waves or some shit like that whoa nice bit a nice bit of left foot control 936 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:33,740 you're rare you'll love to see it because it's such a rare collector's item 937 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:56,380 foot control uh did anyone see the stream the other day of uh the slug aaron or the slug lingus when he's in 938 00:52:56,380 --> 00:53:06,300 tullamore there was a fast food shop called food wallet love to know if anyone's been to food wallet 939 00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:13,740 and i'd i'd equally like to know if you did go there were you puzzled or intrigued about the name of the place 940 00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:22,860 because if i was ever there i'd ask the guy behind the counter what inspired you to call it food wallet 941 00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:28,700 and what does that mean to you in your mind when you think of food wallet 942 00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:33,820 because i think of the thing that you keep your money in 943 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:46,780 but uh you open it up instead of coins and notes there's just like coleslaw and chips 944 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:06,380 ham wallet i know some people are praising wallets yeah would it be your belly yeah the food wallet would be your belly 945 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:17,980 trueborn44 how are you i've just stumbled across this madness there's nothing mad about a trueborn 946 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:25,100 it's just a man a man in a room kicking a ball around with a green screen and then an elaborately set up 947 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:32,860 camera with a chat functionality so you can read the this is everyday stuff this is 2020 trueborn 948 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,460 chefay owns food wallet 949 00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:47,980 yeah i i hoovered the carpet j bob j bob there saying you hoovered the carpet it looks nicely hoovered 950 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:54,380 it'll need another henry another run around with the henry later on and look at this it's a real soft touch 951 00:54:55,180 --> 00:55:02,620 there's no noise out of it it's just all day ball it's all day ball you could go all day with this 952 00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:09,260 it's a real pleasure it's a real pleasure but you won't burn as much energy 953 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:17,340 that's not all about burning energy it's about having fun if you're not having fun you're not gonna burn the energy 954 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:30,140 you can really rattlesnake this fucker i don't want to i don't want to upset the green green screen 955 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:34,860 but you can really rattlesnake it rattlesnake 956 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:58,220 five a side a foamer yeah it's it was a foam boil 957 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:07,580 soft cabbage we should have a little look at the news there and see if there's anything we've missed 958 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:13,980 out on man on center roof thank you very much for your tip the bullet or the can oh yeah i already 959 00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:31,180 i've already seen that uh look yeah 960 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:58,300 donnelly's after you donnelly says he's tasted negative for a culvert that means everyone can go back to work tomorrow 961 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,900 fucking in fucking and donnelly's after you man 962 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:10,140 yeah stephen donnelly is it this is what you this is what i'm uh you're gonna get 963 00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:16,300 what i think when i look at when i scroll mindlessly through the news on my phone this is what you'll 964 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:22,460 what my interior monologue is the fuck is this now donnelly is it 965 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:31,500 old dan balls old dan corleone there look he felt him well did he 966 00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:39,340 minister for health stephen danley said covd 19 has come back negative the test 967 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:43,500 said earlier today felt him well and contacted his gp 968 00:57:45,340 --> 00:58:01,420 to arrange a corona test he had a mild cough was it sounds like he was trying to pull a sickie and he got 969 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:02,460 fucking rumbled 970 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:12,780 yeah donnelly we know your game man you're feeling the the the pressure as the health minister is it 971 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:19,660 is he the health minister now here he is you're feeling the pressure now hey after the blunderguff about 972 00:58:19,660 --> 00:58:36,220 the trampolines and you wanted to pull a sickie but we know your game men we know your game 973 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:52,500 Fucking hell, it's just all bad news isn't it? Is there any good news like about fucking kittens getting rescued in trees or something? 974 00:58:54,980 --> 00:59:23,360 Or a kidnapped fly found safe. Kidnapped fly recovered safe and is doing well. Glad to be back with family, says fly. Like if you went into town and you put a few things in your bag and a fly got into the bag and then you brought it into your gaff or wherever you were going in town. You've kidnapped that fly like you know. 975 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:53,880 But imagine if we treated all animals and insects like they had full on rights and then you got done for like... I suppose it would be unwittingly kidnapping the fly so it's not full on kidnapping just the same way manslaughter is not murder. But it would kind of be like kidnap slaughter. Imagine that, that would be fucked up. And that's the world, that's the way we're heading folks. 976 00:59:53,880 --> 01:00:13,120 I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I hate to say it. It wasn't my intention to ever go down that route. But it's the way we're going. Once the fucking oil runs out and the EMP blast prevents the electric cars from moving around. 977 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:27,120 Full on rights for insects. Full on rights for insects. Human rights. Sentient being rights. And you step on enough insects as well so... 978 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:37,320 That could be a real bollocks like you could... You could be doing time when you die. Do you know when you get up to the fucking... The sorting room. 979 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:50,660 Where they send you off to hell or heaven. I wonder can you do time in hell when you die. And you get sentenced to like... 980 01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:55,660 Well you can do 15 years in hell for the shit that you did and then back up to heaven then. 981 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:10,300 Does heaven have any justice system as well? I wouldn't like to be up in heaven and then get fucking done over or scammed. 982 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:22,760 Because you'd imagine... Oh fuck. You'd imagine that... That's a big time hotbed. Heaven would be a big time hotbed for scammers and illegal cunts. 983 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:28,940 Do you know... Illegal scam fuckers who were trying to... Con you out of money and that. 984 01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:34,940 Because you're up there having a good time. You're carefree. There's no bad shit happening. 985 01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:38,940 You're on a cloud every day. You're just sitting on the cloud reading the paper. 986 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:44,940 Drinking. Cocktails. Getting steamed. 987 01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:50,940 Your guard would be down. 988 01:01:50,940 --> 01:02:03,940 Which makes me think of... Some scam emails I got. And I think maybe we should call them on the stream. 989 01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:09,940 Because they give a number. And they're about the Illuminati as well. 990 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:15,940 Because of the Ill... I did a video... Years ago about the Illuminati and... 991 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,940 To this day I still get people... 992 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,940 Sending like long-winded fucking messages... 993 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,940 About the Illuminati saying... 994 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,940 Do you know we can... You can fucking... 995 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,940 Like you can join us if you want and... 996 01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:35,940 I'm not sure if they think that they are the Illuminati or... 997 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:40,940 I don't know. But we can ring them up anyway. I'll have to show you. I'll have to read the... 998 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:42,940 The comments out to you. 999 01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:44,940 Which I have one here. 1000 01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,940 If I can find it. 1001 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:49,940 *Sigh* 1002 01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:51,940 *Sigh* 1003 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,940 Yeah, this is a mad one here. 1004 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:00,940 I won't read you in the number anyway. 1005 01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:04,940 But this was one comment I got three days ago from a fella called Wilson. 1006 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:05,940 And it says: 1007 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,940 How Illuminati Brotherhood make me rich and famous. 1008 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940 I am a member of the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1009 01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:13,940 I want to give thanks to Wilson. 1010 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,940 I'm not gonna say his surname. 1011 01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:17,940 For what he has done for me. He changed my life. 1012 01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,940 He bring joy and happiness to my life. 1013 01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:23,940 I'm living a good life today because... 1014 01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:25,940 Is because of the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1015 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:29,940 I have been try all my life to join the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1016 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:30,940 I was scammed... 1017 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:32,940 So many times. 1018 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:33,940 But I still not do... 1019 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:35,940 I still do not give up. 1020 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:36,940 Because... 1021 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:38,940 When you give up in life, life will also give up in you. 1022 01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:41,940 If you have been scammed so many times. 1023 01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:43,940 My advice for you is not to give up. 1024 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:45,940 Because the Illuminati Brotherhood is real. 1025 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:47,940 I joined the real Illuminati. 1026 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:50,940 It's like the real IRA instead of the... 1027 01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:52,940 Anyway, paying the real Illuminati. 1028 01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:54,940 This is a new... 1029 01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:55,940 Kind of... 1030 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:57,940 Provisional Illuminati. 1031 01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:00,940 Paying just $300. 1032 01:04:01,940 --> 01:04:02,940 Here's the hard sell. 1033 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:04,940 I only paid $300 to join the Illuminati. 1034 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:06,940 I want you all to know today. 1035 01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,940 If you do pay... 1036 01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:10,940 You do pay money to join. 1037 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,940 My advice for you is... 1038 01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:16,940 To make up your mind and join the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1039 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,940 When my initiation process was completed. 1040 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,940 The benefits amount which was given to me is $1 million dollars. 1041 01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:26,940 To start a new life. 1042 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,940 This is the reason why I cannot stop... 1043 01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:31,940 Healing the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1044 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:33,940 If you are in any kind of problems. 1045 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,940 Or you are in support of... 1046 01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:37,940 In life. 1047 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:39,940 My advice to you is to join the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1048 01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:42,940 So that all your problems can be solved in life. 1049 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:44,940 To join the Illuminati Brotherhood. 1050 01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,940 You can WhatsApp him on. 1051 01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,940 And there's a number there. 1052 01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:50,940 Or email him on this. 1053 01:04:51,940 --> 01:04:52,940 So we might give that a ring and see. 1054 01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:53,940 It sounds legit. 1055 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:03,940 Illuminati Wallet. 1056 01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:18,940 It's midnight. 1057 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,940 We might bring that up now and see. 1058 01:05:28,940 --> 01:05:28,940 Bertie Ahern. 1059 01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:30,940 Thank you very much. 1060 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:31,940 The Bulleter. 1061 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:33,940 The Can. 1062 01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:34,940 Thank you. 1063 01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:36,940 Darken Shrine. 1064 01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:37,940 Thank you very much. 1065 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:39,940 Almost 500 patrons. 1066 01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:41,940 Thank you very much. 1067 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,940 Das Mikey Boy. 1068 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:45,940 Chris or Francis. 1069 01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:46,940 Thank you very much. 1070 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:47,940 I'm going to have a look here now. 1071 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:47,940 We're going to ring that up anyway. 1072 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:47,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1073 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:48,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1074 01:05:48,940 --> 01:05:49,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1075 01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1076 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:51,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1077 01:05:51,940 --> 01:05:52,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1078 01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:53,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1079 01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:54,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1080 01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:55,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1081 01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:56,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1082 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:57,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1083 01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:58,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1084 01:05:58,940 --> 01:05:59,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1085 01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:00,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1086 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:01,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1087 01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:02,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1088 01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:03,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1089 01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:21,940 I'm going to ring it now actually on this. 1090 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:22,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1091 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:23,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1092 01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:24,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1093 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:25,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1094 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:26,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1095 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1096 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:28,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1097 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:29,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1098 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:30,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1099 01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:31,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1100 01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:32,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1101 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:33,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1102 01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1103 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1104 01:06:35,940 --> 01:06:36,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1105 01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:37,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1106 01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:38,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1107 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:39,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1108 01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:40,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1109 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:41,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1110 01:06:41,940 --> 01:07:03,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1111 01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:05,940 I don't know what I'll say to him. 1112 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:11,940 I'm going to ring that up anyway. 1113 01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:15,940 He wants $300 is what he wants anyway. 1114 01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:20,940 Will he get that? 1115 01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:21,940 That's the thing. 1116 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:23,940 I don't think I'll be arsed giving him $300. 1117 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,940 Maybe I could send him a fiver. 1118 01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:28,940 And then say I'll ring you back tomorrow with the rest. 1119 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:32,940 Because that will give him a kind of a vibe that I'm actually in. 1120 01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:33,940 I'll ring that up. 1121 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:37,940 You could even maybe we could even get him to do different things for the money. 1122 01:07:37,940 --> 01:07:43,940 I'll be like, look, I'm toying with the idea of the Illuminati. 1123 01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,940 You haven't, you haven't sold me yet. 1124 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:51,940 But as a show of good faith, I'm going to send $5 to you. 1125 01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:53,940 Because I think you're doing a great job. 1126 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:57,940 I think you've, you've earned it. 1127 01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:04,940 With that message that you've copied and pasted to everyone on Illuminati based videos on the internet. 1128 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:09,940 Butter him up. 1129 01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:24,940 Globphone.com so you're not doxing yourself. 1130 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,940 Oh man, there's more stuff is there? 1131 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,940 There's another thing. 1132 01:08:27,940 --> 01:08:29,940 Is that an app? 1133 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:30,940 Globphone. 1134 01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:34,940 Globphone. 1135 01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:36,940 Globphone. 1136 01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:38,940 App. 1137 01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:40,940 Shit. 1138 01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:44,940 Globphone. 1139 01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:44,940 I was just going to use Skype. 1140 01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:53,940 Could do that or we could just watch a Shafee. 1141 01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:58,940 I've got his plate numbers. 1142 01:08:58,940 --> 01:08:59,940 He's beyond doxed. 1143 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:00,940 I wonder has the price increased. 1144 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:01,940 I wouldn't surprise for the message very old. 1145 01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:02,940 What's going on? 1146 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:03,940 I just dropped in. 1147 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:04,940 Can somebody tell me here about the fucking Globphone? 1148 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:05,940 Is it a big deal if I use my Skype then? 1149 01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:06,940 I know Skype will work. 1150 01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1151 01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:08,940 People fucking. 1152 01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:09,940 I know Skype will work. 1153 01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:10,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1154 01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:11,940 People fucking. 1155 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:12,940 I know Skype will work. 1156 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:13,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1157 01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:14,940 People fucking. 1158 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:15,940 I know Skype will work. 1159 01:09:15,940 --> 01:09:16,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1160 01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:17,940 People fucking. 1161 01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:18,940 I know Skype will work. 1162 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:19,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1163 01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:20,940 People fucking. 1164 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:21,940 I know Skype will work. 1165 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:22,940 I just wasn't arsed about it. 1166 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:23,940 People fucking. 1167 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,940 I know Skype will work. 1168 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:47,660 what about people fucking anyway I'm just gonna use Skype I'm not worried if he has my number because he can just ring me back again then again these guys could they if they know who you are then any information they have on you they could use against you 1169 01:09:53,660 --> 01:10:22,380 to do this kind of stuff would you want to be anonymous or what I'll even tell him to look at the fucking stream sure I'll say that you're on the stream now we're calling you man we're interested there's 500 people want to know about this Illuminati crack you you've an audience here man imagine that 500 times 300 you do the maths 1170 01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:24,380 do you like money you do 1171 01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:41,940 so one thing super said saying prepare for a bit 1172 01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:58,500 face time oh yeah don't show the screen on the stream okay yeah okay sign in here sorry sign in here 1173 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:07,380 Fournary. Watch your escape. 1174 01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:34,980 Skip. Continue. 1175 01:11:34,980 --> 01:12:02,840 Hello? Hello? Okay let's give this a call now. Oh fuck. Sorry here I'm just trying to get the 1176 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:30,700 number here. It's a Nigerian number anyway. 1177 01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:42,700 Okay it's a Nigerian number guys. It's a Nigerian number. So we will give this a ring and say, 1178 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:48,400 got your message about the Illuminati. How are things? I'm looking to get involved. How 1179 01:12:48,400 --> 01:13:00,400 do I sign up? Do I have to come to Nigeria? Do you drink? Do you like the Nigerian Guinness? You do. 1180 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:12,400 What do you do with the fucking? 1181 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:30,400 I wonder what time it is. Over there. 1182 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:42,400 I wonder what time it is. Over there. 1183 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:54,400 The customer you're calling is not answering. Please try again later. 1184 01:13:54,400 --> 01:14:00,800 ah okay okay we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up we'll shaffee it up 1185 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,440 and we can go back to that lee we'll try again in a bit 1186 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:10,480 put this on here 1187 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,520 shaffir bust shaffir bust 1188 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,960 connor clear thank you very much connor clear thornton 1189 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:31,040 and connie concon thank you very much bear with me here now i'll get this fucking shaffee up and 1190 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:47,040 running nothing like a bit of shaffee after midnight handheld consoles no no game boy handheld 1191 01:14:51,440 --> 01:15:01,520 i have another number there as well we'll try that uh 1192 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:09,600 so 1193 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,600 you 1194 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:21,680 so 1195 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:21,680 you 1196 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:31,760 so 1197 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:31,760 you 1198 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:41,840 so 1199 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840 you 1200 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840 you 1201 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840 you 1202 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840 you 1203 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:41,840 you 1204 01:15:41,840 --> 01:16:11,820 Thank you. 1205 01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:41,800 Thank you. 1206 01:16:41,800 --> 01:17:11,780 Thank you. 1207 01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:41,760 Thank you. 1208 01:17:41,760 --> 01:18:11,740 Thank you. 1209 01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:41,720 Thank you. 1210 01:18:41,720 --> 01:19:11,700 Thank you. 1211 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:13,700 Thank you. 1212 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:43,680 Thank you. 1213 01:19:43,680 --> 01:20:13,660 Thank you. 1214 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:14,120 Bananas. 1215 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,460 Oh yeah, water measures. 1216 01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:18,960 I forgot it all. 1217 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:48,940 Thank you. 1218 01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:52,280 Thank you. 1219 01:20:52,280 --> 01:21:22,260 Thank you. 1220 01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:23,260 Yes. 1221 01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:25,260 Yes. 1222 01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:54,260 Yes. Yes. Oh. Kill that music. Computer Chronicles. The Y2K, the Year 2K, the Millennium Bug. 1223 01:21:54,260 --> 01:22:11,640 The Millennium Bug. Might be too loud. One moment. Turn this up so I can hear it. Sorry. 1224 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:33,940 This week on the Computer Chronicles. I don't know if it's loud enough for you. Silver Pixie, 1225 01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:42,420 thank you very much. I might need to put on headphones now. It's grand. People are saying 1226 01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:48,720 it's grand. It always looks the same. Nice volume. Okay. Okay. Let me make my face less 1227 01:22:48,720 --> 01:23:10,720 or pace. Move this microphone closer here. Just want to get settled, you know. Really want to get settled into this. And it's a great bit of Shafi action already. He's really, 1228 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:28,860 really, really, really into this with the cream shirt. It's another Ralph Lauren special, I believe. I'm not sure. Thanks very much, Silver Pixie, for the tip there. And Silver Pixie says, Shafi it up, baby. Let's just play that again there. 1229 01:23:36,320 --> 01:24:03,940 This week on the Computer Chronicles, the Y2K problem. We'll show you how to check your computer's CMOS and BIOS for possible year 2000 glitches. We'll look at some software that examines your applications and files to make sure they're Y2K compliant. We'll talk to Microsoft about some reported Y2K problems with Windows. And we'll search the web for good and bad information about what you should do to deal with Y2K. Plus, we'll look at the mainframe side of the problem. 1230 01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:04,940 Mainframe. 1231 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:04,940 Mainframe. 1232 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:04,940 Mainframe. 1233 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:05,940 Mainframe. 1234 01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:15,180 Water, money, and safe air travel on January 1. Also my pick of the week, a new way to listen to books on tape without the tape. It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles. 1235 01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:17,180 Thanks, Jill. 1236 01:24:17,180 --> 01:24:22,660 The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by PeopleSoft, a global supplier of enterprise applications... 1237 01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:23,940 The Global Supplier. 1238 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:26,560 Dedication, time, and effort. 1239 01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:26,960 People. 1240 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:27,960 We work in your world. 1241 01:24:28,180 --> 01:24:29,220 Work your world. 1242 01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:30,300 By TechWeb. 1243 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,340 By TechWeb. 1244 01:24:31,340 --> 01:24:31,980 Technology News. 1245 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,500 Technology News. 1246 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,500 And by TVA. 1247 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,500 TVA. 1248 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:37,500 TVA. 1249 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:42,500 Bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 1250 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,500 Woo! 1251 01:24:49,500 --> 01:25:03,060 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shaffae. Y2K. We've been hearing about this computer problem for a long time now. The question is how serious is it and what, if anything, can you do about it? If you don't think this 1252 01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:21,060 This is a serious problem, let me show you exhibit A. There is a rather large global company called Shell Oil. And you would think they have the computer resources to deal with the Y2K problem? Let me show you the credit card that Shell Oil recently sent me. It says right here, as you can see, valid until the year... 1253 01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:29,860 the shell credit card evil shell to see company of their own credit card 1254 01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:42,960 pure doxed pure doxed there you go folks take it down when you've got it 480-371-319-61001 1255 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:52,200 Edward D. Shafé we've got even even deeper into the Shafé lore here we know his middle name begins 1256 01:25:52,200 --> 01:26:00,640 with D cardholder since 1982 so he's been with the shell company that long whoops well if shell oil 1257 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:05,660 can't figure out how to solve this problem my guess is there are other serious problems lurking out 1258 01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:12,020 there come January 1 2000 on this program we're going to focus primarily on how the y2k problem 1259 01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:17,100 can affect your personal computer and there are several levels of the problem we'll deal with all 1260 01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:22,220 of them hardware problems in the form of the CMOS chips and the bias in your computer's motherboard 1261 01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:28,260 your operating system your software applications and your files and we'll start with the hardware 1262 01:26:28,260 --> 01:26:34,420 issues and Mike I guess that's your territory here you've pulled a motherboard out of a pc here and 1263 01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:40,320 why don't you explain to us what the hardware side of the problem is well basically your date originates 1264 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:45,400 from your CMOS chip inside your motherboard okay so that's a CMOS chip and that's being run by this 1265 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:51,200 battery and that always is remembering what the date is yes and that is where your 19 lovely finger work 1266 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:56,400 there that causes the y2k got it and then what about the bias all right the bias at boot up time calls the 1267 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,900 calls the CMOS for its date and time. 1268 01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,900 Okay, so the BIOS chip is over here. 1269 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:01,400 Correct. 1270 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,900 It says, "Hey, what's the date?" 1271 01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:05,400 And if this guy gives it the wrong information, 1272 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,900 everything goes to hell after that. 1273 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,400 Correct. Passes it straight to the operating system. 1274 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,400 Therefore, you'll have an invalid date 1275 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,900 when you reboot January 1st. 1276 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,400 Now, given it's a hardware problem, 1277 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,400 can we still fix it and deal with it? 1278 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,400 Thank you very much, GridRay. 1279 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,900 Yes. What we do is actually, with PCFIX2000... 1280 01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:22,400 Mike Johnston. 1281 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:24,400 There's a Mike John-- 1282 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,400 Oh, it's Mike Johnston in the chat. 1283 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400 It's not Johnston. Sorry. 1284 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,400 I was getting excited there. 1285 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,400 I thought maybe imagine if that was Mike Johnston from the chat 1286 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,400 and we've... 1287 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,400 and words collided. 1288 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:36,400 Anyway. 1289 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,400 We're intercepting that date exchange between the CMOS and BIOS, 1290 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,400 correcting and adjusting any dates that need to be there, 1291 01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:45,400 writing them back to the chips and handshaking it all. 1292 01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,400 All right, so I can load some software on my computer 1293 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,400 that will check and say, "Hey, CMOS, if you're wrong, 1294 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,400 I'm going to fix it before you spread that date 1295 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,400 to the rest of my computer." 1296 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,400 Correct. 1297 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,400 "How do I know if I have a problem? 1298 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,400 Can I use your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date?" 1299 01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:01,400 Yes, we have a package called EasyCheck2000 that will actually check all sorts of dates. 1300 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,400 Thanks very much, Dev. 1301 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,400 Thank you very much, Dev. 1302 01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,400 All right, can we do that? 1303 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:09,400 I mean, I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000? 1304 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,400 Right. What we'll do is simulate a new process. 1305 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,400 Kind of clear. 1306 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,400 Kind of clear. 1307 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,400 Thank you very much. 1308 01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:15,400 I hate to be stopping it. 1309 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:24,400 This is usually something I can't do for people, but you've tipped three times in the past 20 minutes saying to play my song. 1310 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:25,400 All right. 1311 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:31,400 And now when I click on play your song, it says Google Drive, you need access, request access. 1312 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:37,400 I don't like any of this business, Connor clear, even though your name is nice and you've tipped three times. 1313 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:46,400 I don't like people sending me links and going, "Play this." 1314 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,400 I don't like that. 1315 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,400 And another thing is, I don't like... 1316 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:57,400 If it's a link that I can't open, I have to sign in to fucking Google to open it. 1317 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,400 Not going to happen, Connor. 1318 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,400 Not going to happen. 1319 01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:08,400 I'm just after ringing Nigeria up because they're telling me I can join the Illuminati for 300 quid and get a million back. 1320 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:12,400 But, uh, Connor, you have been a member... 1321 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,400 That's provided you're the same Connor clear. 1322 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,400 You could be someone... 1323 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,400 You might not even be the Connor clear in the chat who's being sound all the time. 1324 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,400 Do you see what I'm saying, Connor? 1325 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:23,400 You gotta... 1326 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:28,400 You gotta fucking look at it from my lens, my angle as well. 1327 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,400 You know, it's a dangerous game. 1328 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,400 Yeah, upload it. 1329 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:38,400 Connor clear. 1330 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,400 Some Jake Butler says, "Tell him to upload it." 1331 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,400 Why don't you upload it, Connor? 1332 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:47,400 Why do you need me to sign in to a web-based program to try and access your file? 1333 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400 I'm sure when I... 1334 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:51,400 When I sign in, that's not going to be dodgy, is it? 1335 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,400 I sign in with my details and you get my details then. 1336 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:59,400 On your bike, Connor. 1337 01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,400 On your bike. 1338 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:01,400 See you later. 1339 01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,400 Thanks for the tip though. 1340 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:06,400 And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for your tip. 1341 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,400 Very, very kind of you, Anguished. 1342 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,400 And there's no dodgy link to click there. 1343 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,400 You're not pressurizing me to click a link. 1344 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,400 Where I have to send my... 1345 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,400 I have to sign in with my... 1346 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,400 My web... 1347 01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:19,400 My web details. 1348 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,400 You're joking. 1349 01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:26,400 You want me to sign in to see your song? 1350 01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,400 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 1351 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,400 What planet are you living on, Connor? 1352 01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:34,400 Planet Mars, is it? 1353 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,400 Go on. 1354 01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:37,400 On your bike, Connor. 1355 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,400 Go and cycle your bike off to Mars, Connor. 1356 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,400 If you can. 1357 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,400 Maybe get in touch with Mushk. 1358 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:46,400 Maybe give fucking Elon Musk and Grimes your... 1359 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,400 Ask them... 1360 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,400 Give them a tip and ask them to play your song. 1361 01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:54,400 He can get you to Mars. 1362 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,400 Faster than I can. 1363 01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,400 Go on, Connor. 1364 01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:00,400 Go on. 1365 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,400 Thanks very much for the tip though, Connor. 1366 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:06,400 Sorry for breaking that down to that kind of... 1367 01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,400 Making a joke out of it. 1368 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,400 But I mean, that is where we are at this point. 1369 01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,400 This is a Francis Higgins stream. 1370 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,400 That's gonna happen. 1371 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,400 And not all jokes will land. 1372 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:22,400 Not everything said will be funny. 1373 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:24,400 Not everything we watch will be good crack. 1374 01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:25,400 But we... 1375 01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,400 That's the risk you run when you watch the stream. 1376 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,400 Do you get me? 1377 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,400 Thank you very much there. 1378 01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:34,400 Would you shift, Shefe? 1379 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,400 Thank you very much. 1380 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,400 Shite guides. 1381 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,400 And I can see clearly now. 1382 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:39,400 Thank you very much. 1383 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:40,400 Let's have a look at this. 1384 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,400 It's interesting stuff. 1385 01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,400 It's about the BIOS. 1386 01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:44,400 In Windows 98. 1387 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,400 And look, if this breaks down and it's not as good, 1388 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,400 we can play a bit of... 1389 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:51,400 The whole reason we got into Shefe in the beginning... 1390 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,400 Was because I bought this program. 1391 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:56,400 Software. 1392 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,400 Sorry, my volume is peaking there. 1393 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,400 I bought this software off of eBay to play its... 1394 01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:04,400 Compton 3D World Atlas Deluxe. 1395 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:09,400 That's on the agenda. 1396 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,400 I downloaded it. 1397 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,400 I'll tell you what else I downloaded. 1398 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:12,400 Voyeur. 1399 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,400 The game. 1400 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,400 Do you remember we were watching that on Computer Chronicles? 1401 01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:17,400 Voyeur. 1402 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,400 And Shefe was... 1403 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,400 So we got a bit of a peeping Tom game here. 1404 01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,400 This is like a peeping Tom through the looking glass. 1405 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,400 Rear window peeping Tom game. 1406 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:35,400 It's a peeping Tom based handheld sandbox exploration game. 1407 01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,400 Well, I downloaded that. 1408 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,400 That's in the bag. 1409 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:39,400 We've got that. 1410 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:40,400 We've got 3D World Atlas. 1411 01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:43,400 Let's just go along with this here. 1412 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400 Connor Clear. 1413 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:49,400 Remarkably silent in both tip box and chat box. 1414 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:59,400 Which kind of has made me feel a little bit vindicated on my decision not to put in my web based details to listen to Connor's song. 1415 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,400 Connor. 1416 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:03,400 Go on. 1417 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,400 On your bike, Connor. 1418 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,400 I'm going to turn in there to the bios bit. 1419 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,400 There's some hands shaking it off. 1420 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,400 Alright. 1421 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:15,400 So I can load some software on my computer that will check and say, "Hey CMOS if you're wrong, I'm going to fix it before you spread that date to the rest of my computer." 1422 01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,400 How do I... 1423 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,400 Connor, sorry I can see you there in the chat, Connor. Sorry about that. 1424 01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:23,400 Look, if you can upload your fucking track. 1425 01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:27,400 And look, you're setting yourself up for a big situation here, Connor. 1426 01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:34,400 You better be ready to go to town on this because if you upload it and the chat... 1427 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:40,400 I've seen the way the chat act towards other people's stuff that goes up. 1428 01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:42,400 It's like a snake pit. 1429 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,400 They can turn on you, Connor. 1430 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:46,400 They can turn on you. 1431 01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,400 And look at the look on it. 1432 01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:54,400 They'll turn on you and they'll give you the look they'll give you, even though you won't be able to see them, you'll be able to feel the glance. 1433 01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,400 It'll be something akin to this glance here by Mike Johnstone. 1434 01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:02,400 Not Mike Johnson in the chat, but Mike Johnstone. 1435 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:09,400 When we play your piece, if it's not up to scratch, the luck you will receive is this luck here. 1436 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,400 I know if I have a problem. Can I use your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date? 1437 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:21,400 Yes, we have a package called EasyCheck2000 that will actually check all sorts of dates. 1438 01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:22,400 Alright, can we do that? 1439 01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:26,400 I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000? 1440 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:30,400 Right. What we'll do is simulate a boot process in your PC. 1441 01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:35,400 And what we'll do is take a look at the CMOS clock and the BIOS clock and what it's reading as we speak. 1442 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:39,400 And we'll simulate the boot by setting it at 12:31:99. 1443 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,400 I can't hear this. I don't need the headphones. 1444 01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:44,400 New Year's Eve, December 31st. That ball is coming down in Times Square. 1445 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:49,840 times square and what will your computer do? So here we go. We have a couple seconds to go. Two, one. 1446 01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:56,880 And then we've got into the year 2000 with the Millennium Bug. 1447 01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:03,040 The BIOS clock is reset. The Millennium Bug is here. Some handheld Millennium Bug. 1448 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:13,760 The Millennium Falcon. Let me just see this now. I'll change the volume setup on my 1449 01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:22,080 thing. My OBS. This is some really interesting stuff I'm doing right here. Okay, let me go here. 1450 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:28,880 Advanced audio. No, turn that off. We don't need that. We will change the properties to 1451 01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:34,720 speakers there. And then we'll put that there and then we can play that. And our CMOS. Lovely stuff. 1452 01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:42,400 Lovely stuff. It's all working out. It's all working out now. It's all working out. 1453 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:47,360 It's your software to test it and see if my CMOS is delivering the wrong date. Yes, we have a package 1454 01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:53,280 called Easy Check 2000 that will actually check all. Geez, no wonder I couldn't hear this guy. He's very, 1455 01:35:53,280 --> 01:36:02,000 he's very low, low speaker. He's a low voice speaker. Very easy. We got a southern draw line there. We got a 1456 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:12,480 package container for that. You got your BIOS chip. When you compare it with the real heavy cadence and candor, if that's 1457 01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:20,800 that's even a word, of Stuart, Stuart Sheffey, this guy is not even in the same league. He's not even in the same ballpark. 1458 01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:29,920 He's not even playing the same sport as Sheffey. You can't go toe to toe presenting something with Sheffey and talk like that. 1459 01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:57,520 Can we do that? I mean, I guess what we're going to do is simulate New Year's Eve 1999 and 2000. Right. So we're going to simulate New Year's Eve 1999 2000. Choose one of them. Choose one of them, Stu. But we're not going to simulate it because obviously this is where you wouldn't want to be in 1999, a minute to midnight looking at your fucking computer. You'd want to be at a party or something. But this is where we are on Computer Chronicles. So let's have a look. 1460 01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,480 a boot process in your PC. 1461 01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:01,960 And what we'll do is take a look at the CMOS clock 1462 01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:05,040 and the BIOS clock and what it's reading as we speak. 1463 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,880 And we'll simulate the boot by setting it to 1231.99, 1464 01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:10,160 just a few seconds before midnight. 1465 01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:12,360 So it's New Year's Eve, December 31st. 1466 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,260 That ball is coming down in Times Square. 1467 01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:15,700 And what will your computer do? 1468 01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:16,660 So here we go. 1469 01:37:16,740 --> 01:37:17,220 We set the date. 1470 01:37:17,220 --> 01:37:18,020 A couple seconds to go. 1471 01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:19,300 Two, one. 1472 01:37:20,380 --> 01:37:20,700 Whoops. 1473 01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:22,940 And our CMOS clock went to 1900. 1474 01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:25,660 Now the BIOS somehow still said 2000. 1475 01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:26,260 Correct. 1476 01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:29,680 It's a lovely little whoops. 1477 01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:31,860 That's going to be soundboarded. 1478 01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,840 We're going to have a brand new soundboard clip of that 1479 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:34,740 for future streams. 1480 01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:39,400 I'm going to use that whenever somebody makes 1481 01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:43,060 an embarrassing comment or something happens. 1482 01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,520 And we can use that to highlight that 1483 01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:47,680 and compound the embarrassment. 1484 01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:48,680 So here we go. 1485 01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:49,240 We set the date. 1486 01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:50,040 A couple seconds to go. 1487 01:37:50,260 --> 01:37:51,320 Two, one. 1488 01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:51,920 Imagine this. 1489 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:54,960 Somebody says something in the chat about, 1490 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,860 what's this shit stream? 1491 01:37:57,980 --> 01:37:58,600 It's fucking rubbish. 1492 01:37:59,260 --> 01:38:00,780 And then you'll just hear this. 1493 01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:01,800 I'll just go. 1494 01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:02,880 Uh-oh. 1495 01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:05,120 Someone's just said something in the chat like that. 1496 01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:06,280 And then this. 1497 01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:07,660 Whoops. 1498 01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:10,380 And then what we do is we go to that. 1499 01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:11,500 We highlight the comment. 1500 01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,540 and we drag it out over hot coals for a few minutes. 1501 01:38:14,980 --> 01:38:15,400 Great crack. 1502 01:38:15,620 --> 01:38:17,460 And our CMOS clock went to 1900. 1503 01:38:17,980 --> 01:38:20,180 Now the BIOS somehow still said 2000. 1504 01:38:20,460 --> 01:38:20,800 Correct. 1505 01:38:20,940 --> 01:38:26,900 On most post-96 machines, the BIOS is correcting for the 1900 in the CMOS. 1506 01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:31,360 But we could still have a problem if an application is directly accessing the CMOS chip. 1507 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:35,520 Applications that do that and there's Windows NT operating system does that as well. 1508 01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:40,980 So my computer or many apps on my computer are now going to think it's 1900, which is wrong. 1509 01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:41,900 So things will get screwed up. 1510 01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:42,700 How do I fix it? 1511 01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:43,820 Which is wrong. 1512 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:44,300 Actually. 1513 01:38:44,580 --> 01:38:46,640 But how could we think it was 1900 anyway? 1514 01:38:46,780 --> 01:38:48,440 Computers weren't even invented then. 1515 01:38:48,900 --> 01:38:51,400 Well, execute PC fix at boot up time. 1516 01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:53,220 Apply our algorithm. 1517 01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:54,520 Retrieve the date. 1518 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:56,680 And now the CMOS is 2000. 1519 01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:57,840 And correct. 1520 01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:58,040 All right. 1521 01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:01,780 So you've got a kind of memory resident piece of software that's constantly going in there correcting that problem. 1522 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:01,980 No. 1523 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:03,080 It does not remain in memory. 1524 01:39:03,140 --> 01:39:03,420 It doesn't. 1525 01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:04,660 It doesn't take up any resources. 1526 01:39:04,860 --> 01:39:06,320 It doesn't conflict with any software. 1527 01:39:07,740 --> 01:39:10,260 But somehow it just permanently fixes that problem? 1528 01:39:10,260 --> 01:39:12,880 It does its job at boot up time and then goes away. 1529 01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:13,660 Yeah. 1530 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:15,400 Let me ask this now. 1531 01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:15,720 Why? 1532 01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,580 Boot up time and goes away. 1533 01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:23,300 I liked the look on Shue's face there where he just, he didn't know. 1534 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:26,000 I think he was pretending that he didn't know what was going on. 1535 01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:30,020 He just, there was a, a, a bit of silence, which is very uncharacteristic of Shafi. 1536 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:31,860 Usually a man who's on the ball. 1537 01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:33,000 Let's have a look at this. 1538 01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:33,520 Look at that. 1539 01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:35,320 But somehow it doesn't take up any resources. 1540 01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:36,000 This little look here. 1541 01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:37,140 It doesn't conflict with any software. 1542 01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:38,920 But. 1543 01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:40,600 It's quality stuff. 1544 01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:46,440 That little eye roll there. 1545 01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:53,480 That's the, that's the eye roll I got when I saw, uh, fucking Connor Clear asking me 1546 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:57,280 to sign in with my Google credentials to listen to a song. 1547 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,880 That's what I was doing. 1548 01:39:59,140 --> 01:40:02,120 You couldn't see my eyes because they're hidden behind the shades. 1549 01:40:02,780 --> 01:40:04,940 But that's the look I was giving the screen. 1550 01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:07,340 But. 1551 01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:08,020 But. 1552 01:40:08,020 --> 01:40:08,440 But somehow. 1553 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:13,400 But somehow I, I don't think that sounds legit there, Connor. 1554 01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:14,720 You have to understand. 1555 01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:21,520 any piece of software that conflict with any software but somehow it just permanently fixes 1556 01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:27,520 that problem it does its job at boot up time then goes away yeah let me let me ask this now why should 1557 01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:31,760 i care that my cmos clock is wrong is that really going to have any consequences to me as i'm doing 1558 01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:36,800 my work does he have any consequences greg from the states thank you very much and would you ever 1559 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:41,440 play minecraft haven't done it yet maybe one day they're bringing out a vr version aren't they for 1560 01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:48,480 the playstation but what's that to me i don't even own a vr headset and bosman thank you very much for 1561 01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:55,280 the tip as well if you're using any calendar software or date and time sensitive software 1562 01:40:55,840 --> 01:41:00,320 you could very well boot up january 1st 2000 and every appointment you've ever had could 1563 01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:05,760 you're 100 years late for that appointment what's going to tell me um and it could cause uh accounting 1564 01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:11,120 software packages sure now if i have a reasonably new computer i bought it within the past year or two 1565 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:16,640 could it still have a cmos problem it could very well the cmos technology still in today's motherboards 1566 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:21,120 are using the old motorola technology that has the 19 embedded in the chip still could be old chips and 1567 01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:25,760 they could still have that problem even though it's a new pc this pc here is a uh six month well six month 1568 01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:30,240 wow still has the last question you've got something up on your website a free download that will check the 1569 01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:35,600 cmos problem right that's the easy check 2000 product and it will check all your hardware data mike thank you 1570 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:41,040 very much well let's move to another part of the y2k problem your software applications and your 1571 01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:45,920 file so far so good i'm enjoying this we've got to grips with the cmo system 1572 01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:51,680 um i wish i'd have seen this before the millennium bug before uh 2000 the year 2000 happened 1573 01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:57,680 um but i didn't and i didn't care even though we did have a family computer in the house 1574 01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:03,840 it didn't go tits up at the time and as i recall nothing went tits up the world over so 1575 01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:10,560 was it all just a big hullabaloo about nothing we don't know because what can you do to make sure 1576 01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:16,320 they are y2k compliant and i guess your answer is by norton 2000 right that's right what does norton 1577 01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:22,240 2000 actually do how do i deal with the applications in the files uh we run a scan on your system dana 1578 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:30,080 prosoff is after you from simon tech and um we're talking about norton antivirus software which was designed 1579 01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:38,000 by graham norton as just as he was uh coming to prominence and high high power fame as the face 1580 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:45,120 of channel 4's soul graham norton tv show so he was quids in on both fronts there and we look at all the 1581 01:42:45,120 --> 01:42:49,760 commercial off-the-shelf applications and then we actually look at the data that's within your your 1582 01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:53,520 files like your spreadsheet all right so we take a look at the screen here again i can run a big scan 1583 01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:58,400 and run my applications run my files right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i 1584 01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:04,400 get right this is the first report you see and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems maybe a 1585 01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:10,560 problem seems to be okay exactly um and then you can drill down on each of them so if i say it says 1586 01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:17,600 real serious problems and um severity fives and severity threes in here five means it's not going to be able 1587 01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:22,720 to handle dates beyond that's the worst the severity five severity three might be we're getting some severity 1588 01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:29,520 three here from shafet some lovely lovely interjecting cutting off the uh it usually happens with the ladies 1589 01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:34,880 that he has on the show he doesn't give them a moment he keeps them on their toes 1590 01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:40,000 all right so we take a look at the screen here again i can run a big scan and run my applications run my files 1591 01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:44,720 right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i get right this is the first report you see 1592 01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:53,280 and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems really bad problems i think in his head he's thinking 1593 01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:59,120 she's having really bad problems articulating because she isn't really talking the way he would talk which 1594 01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:04,560 is really you know on the money on the nose on it's fast hitting the points hitting the notes a great communicator 1595 01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:12,640 a chaffet chaffet or bust you can come onto this show and dance with the devil do you know my applications 1596 01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:17,360 run my files right and let's go go to the applications first what kind of report do i get right this is the 1597 01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:24,240 first report you see and it uh breaks down into three really bad problems maybe a problem seems to be okay 1598 01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:31,040 exactly um and then you can drill down on each of them so if i say it says real serious problems and um 1599 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:36,160 severity fives and severity threes in here five means it's not going to be able to handle dates 1600 01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:40,480 beyond that's the worst the severity five severity three might be screwed up a little bit very three 1601 01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:45,440 sometimes have work around yeah well this is like big deal cc mail excel thank you thank you very much 1602 01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:50,000 there silver pixie i have some problems here what do i do next now that i know i have those problems well 1603 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:55,360 if you go down further uh we explain the issue um provide a direct link to the vendor's website because 1604 01:44:55,360 --> 01:45:00,160 sometimes they'll have a patch or an upgrade something like that um and then also sometimes there's a 1605 01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:03,520 work around and if so we'll provide that suggestion all right so you're not going to fix this for me 1606 01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:08,000 but you're going to tell me where to go to get it fixed go to the microsoft website download this patch 1607 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:12,720 and that will solve the problem exactly uh all right now what do i do about particular files all 1608 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:17,200 right i know excel's no good but does that does that mean all my spreadsheets are screwed up no not 1609 01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:22,400 necessarily um again it depends on the compliancy of of the application and how i entered the date and 1610 01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:28,320 how you entered the date all right so what is this so here is the scan that we've run on the data um again you see the 1611 01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:33,200 severity all right so you're looking at the actual files now not the applications anymore and you're 1612 01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:38,640 telling me hey i've got two severity five spreadsheets excel spreadsheets that are just going to not 1613 01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:42,320 function yeah and if this is something that you're doing financial planning for your future you know 1614 01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:48,560 you want those what do i do am i just stuck no um lorton 2000 will give you um exact information on what the 1615 01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:53,440 problem is it will tell you exactly what cell so it's saying there's specific cells that have 1616 01:45:54,080 --> 01:46:00,160 date information that are causing the problem exactly and all right now what do i do well you go in there 1617 01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:05,600 um and also for excel spreadsheets um we provide a real nice visual way of seeing where the problems are 1618 01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:13,120 so i'll show you an example of that here we go okay so you color code the the bad cells color code the 1619 01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:21,200 bad cells so the reds are the severity five ones etc etc now i've got a lot of bad cells obviously they're 1620 01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:25,920 all date things right now why would so why would some dates be red and some would be yellow they're all 1621 01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:32,000 dates well because this one and i can't this is but in this case it's actually been read correctly 1622 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:39,040 how's another and change it into a four-digit date you know fix the formula okay so the problem might 1623 01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:43,120 have been mine i was careless like everybody else and i used a two-digit year just make it a four-digit 1624 01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:48,160 year and that could solve the problem we've all been programmed to enter four-digit years yeah uh in 1625 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:53,040 in the work you do with norton 2000 are there obvious certain applications that are the suspect ones that 1626 01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:59,680 that i should look out for um in general anything that relies on on dates a calendar program thank you very 1627 01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:07,040 much billy christian connor clear and pros prosop playing for anything that draws a conclusion based 1628 01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:14,000 on the date not not not a word uh word processing document obviously exactly we're right thank you 1629 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:19,360 well while we're focusing on the pc side of the y2k problem the big fear that most people have 1630 01:47:19,360 --> 01:47:25,040 is not about their personal computers but i missed that i missed the exit i like when he gets out of the 1631 01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:30,160 interview because he's a master at that and he always has always a nice face he always does a nice 1632 01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:36,720 smiley face as well anything that draws a conclusion based on the date not not not a word uh word processing 1633 01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:42,880 document obviously exactly all right norton 2000 thank you well while we're focusing on the pc side of the 1634 01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:49,200 y2k problem the big fear that most people have is not about their personal computers but about the massive 1635 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:54,880 mainframe systems that run the power companies mainframe airlines most of our basic services 1636 01:47:54,880 --> 01:48:00,160 here's a look at what some experts have to say about what will happen with those come january 1. 1637 01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:08,960 on a bright spring day in san francisco the millennium bug is probably not foremost in people's thoughts 1638 01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:16,800 but hidden inside most basic services from water and power to street lights and buses are embedded chips and 1639 01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:23,920 software that might depend on the date and time to operate that is what worries cities like san francisco 1640 01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:30,480 which began its y2k probe four years ago with the embedded systems we're looking at fire trucks you 1641 01:48:30,480 --> 01:48:36,080 know it's a whole different look of the world and and the valves and the water system if there's an embedded 1642 01:48:36,080 --> 01:48:43,520 system in a valve so we have ed harrington here controller of the city of san francisco he controls the city from his 1643 01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:48,480 control unit and you can see on the back of that screen there that's all 1644 01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:54,800 the uh the key codes for different things that happen the cheat codes he puts them in and then 1645 01:48:54,800 --> 01:49:02,320 controls the city it's like gta but he does it all himself there ed harrington and it fails 1646 01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:07,360 what will probably happen if the valve is open it will probably stay open if it's closed it will probably 1647 01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:13,920 stay closed is that a bad failure is that thing we can fix over time also virtually all valves have 1648 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:19,440 manual overrides exactly but has anybody used them in the last 20 years ah susceptible should be grand 1649 01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:24,720 it would be grand and it was grand there's a lot of hullabaloo about nothing i wonder do they still allow 1650 01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:31,920 this anymore health and safety would probably say no that's a lot in a country that's a very litigious 1651 01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:40,480 place you'd imagine that that's a lawsuit can show up waiting to happen places for example the city's 1652 01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:47,760 cable car system over 100 years old it's a lovely chino and shirt combination pack there as well with 1653 01:49:47,760 --> 01:49:56,320 the suede moccasins it's fantastic look it's a power look and it's one that you really want to be blasting 1654 01:49:56,320 --> 01:50:01,680 off as you're hanging off the side of a railroad car or whatever you call that runs from electric 1655 01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:08,800 generators that are controlled by computer light rail vehicles are almost completely automated 1656 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:13,120 and even buses and fire trucks have embedded microprocessors 1657 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:21,360 we are finding that with heavy equipment there are other issues with maintenance cycles 1658 01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:28,880 and there are pre-built maintenance cycles for things for example like water pumps and the ladders 1659 01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:36,240 that go up and the engine and some of those systems on some fire trucks if they're not serviced don't work 1660 01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:43,600 the wells fargo bank approached y2k in a different way by building a parallel banking system and then 1661 01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:51,920 advancing the dates so a fictitious customer can make a deposit or transfer funds on december 30th 1999 1662 01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:57,120 and a fictitious teller could see those funds appear what was the cursor there look she had a 1663 01:50:57,120 --> 01:51:06,560 a customized cursor on the screen see what that is there can make a deposit or transfer funds on december 1664 01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:15,680 look at that is that an eiffel tower is it or is it a a ariel or an antenna 1665 01:51:18,320 --> 01:51:26,160 what is this illuminati 30th 1999 and a fictitious give your man a ring again just to see if he's in 1666 01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:33,120 before we carry on with this this teller could see those funds appear on january 3rd we've created a 1667 01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:39,280 miniature bank of our own um actually if it was you could pick up this environment and probably sell it 1668 01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:45,360 to some other banking institution because it handles a couple hundred thousand um customer accounts these 1669 01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:50,080 aren't real accounts these are test accounts that we have out there and we process the full day's 1670 01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:57,600 activities from uh printing out statements to uh sorting checks wells fargo's bank within a bank has 1671 01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:02,720 everything from pc banking to the receipt it was like he had a gun or something 1672 01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:10,720 look at this little walk in here from uh printing out statements to uh sorting checks wells 1673 01:52:11,840 --> 01:52:19,680 fargo's bank within a bank has everything from pc banking to receipt printers to atms 1674 01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:28,160 but what happens at midnight december 31st so far so good the test themselves no answer no answer from 1675 01:52:28,160 --> 01:52:35,280 the nigerian book we will ring him back tomorrow pretty good we have um until june of this year to complete 1676 01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:40,400 everything so number of our game into place now and being set up and as an industry as a whole i think 1677 01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:45,360 we are in very good shape people have taken us very seriously especially in the financial services 1678 01:52:46,160 --> 01:52:54,080 industry and the work is taken care of i'm very comfortable assuming you can withdraw cash from your 1679 01:52:54,080 --> 01:53:01,840 atm in january will you be able to spend it say for an airplane ticket airports face the known problem of 1680 01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:08,480 finding and fixing embedded controllers with an additional complication they will be counting on every other 1681 01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:15,200 airport airport to do the same it's a real problem because we're not the only it's a real nice thatch 1682 01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:25,760 port in the country a lot of airport uh manufactured products are duplicated at other facilities not 1683 01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:34,080 necessarily are duplex facilities or public transportation hubs and that sort of thing it's almost unbelievable the 1684 01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:41,920 amount of inventory that we are going through from from some of the major components that make up the 1685 01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:48,640 facility to some of the very minor things that that you would never think of unless you went through an 1686 01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:56,800 exercise like like an inventory the task is daunting to find every chip and program that might they had bigger 1687 01:53:56,800 --> 01:54:05,040 fish to fry airports and aviation had bigger fish to be frying you know they were worrying about the computers 1688 01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:12,240 they should have been worrying about other things going on in 1999 but they they didn't have their eye on the ball 1689 01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:22,480 i'd have a date function and for a ponytail it's a cracker it's got a double knot in it 1690 01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:26,800 a double white bobble double bobble 1691 01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:35,360 and he's gone for the ponytail through the back of the hole of the cap combined with the large pepsi 1692 01:54:35,360 --> 01:54:41,440 cola it's a it's a quality look it's a lovely combination 1693 01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:47,680 and even there we can see how lax the security was look people just coming through 1694 01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:50,880 bags going through not really being checked 1695 01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:59,040 you know what could be in that bag there that your man's got every chip and program that might 1696 01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:06,400 is he working there pepsi is pepsi working there have a date function and rewrite or i mean the 1697 01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:12,800 security was so lax that your man isn't even going on a flight he's just going through the security check 1698 01:55:14,480 --> 01:55:20,480 he he probably could have even got on the plane without a ticket function and rewrite or replace it 1699 01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:27,200 but some areas get immediate attention we have to look at everything imaginable i think but you have 1700 01:55:27,200 --> 01:55:34,800 to have you have to set up set priorities and the priority is the safety security aspect so 1701 01:55:35,680 --> 01:55:39,600 we have to maintain a secure airport we have to provide safety for the traveling public 1702 01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:45,280 embedded controllers are lurking everywhere even in services that appear to be low tech 1703 01:55:45,920 --> 01:55:53,360 san francisco's water supply comes by aqueduct from the sierra nevada mountains using gravity as its main engine 1704 01:55:54,080 --> 01:56:01,760 but pumps chemical systems and valves are operated by programmable logic controllers or plc's all of 1705 01:56:01,760 --> 01:56:07,600 the chips have been inventoried but what if one malfunctions actually there's very little high tech 1706 01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:13,040 when this system was designed it was it was a brilliant engineering feat um we've seen him before paul mazza 1707 01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:18,000 we've seen him most of that infrastructure is still in place where we have upgraded a number of like you 1708 01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:24,560 mentioned valves the the devices that move the valves the monitoring equipment valves are either open or 1709 01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:29,520 closed and these types of valves don't close automatically if there's a electronic failure or power failure 1710 01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:33,840 so most of we're very comfortable that the water will continue to flow by gravity even if there are 1711 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:39,760 y2k issues and i think i really do i think that people are going to be surprised that 1712 01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:47,520 uh uh when uh december 31st at midnight uh comes around uh the world is not going to come to an end 1713 01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:51,600 uh airplanes are going to continue to fly the lights aren't going to go out in the terminals 1714 01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:58,160 uh the lights aren't going to go out on the freeways and i don't think it's going to be some of the massive failures that 1715 01:56:58,160 --> 01:57:07,760 uh has been portrayed uh in the media recently there you go for the computer chronicles he had us your man had us there was no need for worry whatsoever it was grand 1716 01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:13,600 it was grand everyone was just taking the pace there was they had nothing better to be worried about there was no 1717 01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:18,880 covid just before covid when people were making stuff up about a bug that didn't exist 1718 01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:26,240 well the one issue we haven't dealt with yet in the y2k problem is what about your computer's 1719 01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:32,960 operating system of course in most cases that means is windows y2k compliance so let's find out don when we 1720 01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:38,080 did that little scan before with the lady showing us norton 2000 up popped up windows 98 as a severity 1721 01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:43,280 three problem people have heard about this what are the issues in the 98 um well actually the patch for 1722 01:57:43,280 --> 01:57:47,680 windows 98 that makes it fully compliant so all those issues are resolved okay but i mean what are the 1723 01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:52,160 issues well there there you go we don't need to do any more then there was a patch for it we don't need 1724 01:57:52,160 --> 01:57:57,600 to listen to anymore and i think we don't need to listen to any more of the y2k episode here of uh 1725 01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:04,720 steward shafet's computer chronicles i'm not really impressed by any of the stuff we've featured on the 1726 01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:09,520 show or he's featured i think we need to go back here and have a quick look before we bow out at 1727 01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:17,520 something that looks like it could be have a little bit more oomph to it uh maybe something with i'm sure i 1728 01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:22,800 saw one with uh more games based stuff because i like to see him get into grips with the video games 1729 01:58:24,320 --> 01:58:30,160 web surfing on your telly maybe there's a flight simulator one virtual meetings 1730 01:58:32,160 --> 01:58:39,120 video games consoles handheld consoles so this is going to be i can already see it looks rubbish it looks 1731 01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:45,280 like it's a master system this is what i come to computer chronicles for it's not for uh any of that sort 1732 01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:51,200 let's look at how the operating system manages to deal with this problem that's coming up i want to 1733 01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:58,960 look at uh him pretending to like games and stuff but then again windows 98 that episode that was 1734 01:59:00,080 --> 01:59:06,800 in retrospect that was a cracker do you know because it had your man who invented linux kiki stockhammer 1735 01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:17,360 the other woman from microsoft and uh and who else there could have been some other stuff in that as 1736 01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:31,760 well but anyway those were the standout gems computer games consoles video games consoles and it's coming 1737 01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:37,120 it's coming up sorry that's too loud sorry 1738 01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:48,800 well here's a typical bunch of uh will this stream be available when you finish i've missed the stream 1739 01:59:48,800 --> 01:59:56,080 sure they're all available handheld console they're all available you just go into look in the uh the the 1740 01:59:56,080 --> 02:00:04,320 description of this video is the link is there for all of the the videos handheld consoles 1741 02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:14,000 uh christ my eardrums sorry about that uh master system had 3d goggles but it didn't catch on 1742 02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:23,040 i never had that never had that uh let's see now let's let's go and and we're outdoors again for a lovely 1743 02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:28,960 exterior link love the exterior links here it's great to see steward chaffey in an outdoor scenario 1744 02:00:29,680 --> 02:00:37,920 kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while it's yes i need to see that again from the top let me just uh arm 1745 02:00:37,920 --> 02:00:54,720 myself with a beverage i'll be back in a moment kids getting exercise is a nice thing to see handheld kids 1746 02:00:54,720 --> 02:01:03,600 kids getting exercise is a nice thing to see handheld children now we've come to the playground to find 1747 02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:12,000 some handheld children we're going to be going playing their game boy later on they're going to be playing their video game consoles 1748 02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:21,200 of course healthy exercise is vital for a child's development what about this master system game where you play as mickey mouse 1749 02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:39,440 here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school here's a typical bunch of kids but what will go bunch of kids getting 1750 02:01:40,960 --> 02:01:52,880 sorry there if you just joined or you don't know what what's going on here i'm obsessed with this man's delivery of lines and i have to repeat it in a kind of tourette's style 1751 02:01:52,880 --> 02:02:03,920 uh series of uh series of uh just because it makes me feel happy if you don't like that then you're just gonna have to not watch as simple as that lads 1752 02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:12,080 here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school but at school 1753 02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:27,760 while at school what will these bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school but what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things a nintendo game boy 1754 02:02:27,760 --> 02:02:41,200 yes nEC turbo express it's hard to find a 10 years and intent on this after when he lifted up the game boy i was thinking say it man just fucking say it man i dare you to say it to you i want to hear you say it man 1755 02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:43,900 Nintendo Game Boy. 1756 02:02:44,940 --> 02:02:48,060 Doesn't say with the same oomph and ghostos the first time. 1757 02:02:48,840 --> 02:02:56,400 Afternoon. Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or NEC Turbo Express. 1758 02:02:56,400 --> 02:03:00,780 It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games. 1759 02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:10,480 10-year-old boy, NEC Express, video games, Game Boy, NEC Turbo Express, 1760 02:03:11,080 --> 02:03:15,060 10-year-old boy, 10-year-old Game Boy. 1761 02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:20,860 Today, with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express. 1762 02:03:20,860 --> 02:03:23,500 A NIN-10-year-old Game Boy. 1763 02:03:24,260 --> 02:03:29,340 With one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express, 1764 02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:33,680 it's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games. 1765 02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:37,920 Today, we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer. 1766 02:03:38,280 --> 02:03:40,160 It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy. 1767 02:03:40,160 --> 02:03:56,420 boy that doesn't play video games. Sorry we need to see it from the very top. Masterclass. 1768 02:03:56,420 --> 02:04:25,040 Here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school. But what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon? Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy or an NEC Turbo Express. It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games. Today we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer games. 1769 02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:28,040 On this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 1770 02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:33,040 The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine. 1771 02:04:33,040 --> 02:04:58,760 The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine and Bix. 1772 02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:19,040 Look, this begins with the fucking lights dimmed. Quality stuff. And we're just 1990 here. We're used to seeing some of our most favorite episodes of the Computer Chronicles have come from 1995 onwards. Maybe those few years between 1998. 1773 02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:33,100 1999 was the Cracker Jack. I wasn't expecting there to be such a good intro here. It's just probably going to be fucking amazing, this one. This potentially could be the best one yet. 1774 02:05:34,200 --> 02:05:45,960 Lembag, thank you very much. And 9ml Jill. NEC Turbo Thatch, thank you very much as well. I hope you're getting on well. Thank you very much for the tip. And of course, Silver Pixie 5. Let's have a look here. 1775 02:05:46,480 --> 02:05:47,520 Magazine and Bix. 1776 02:05:48,300 --> 02:05:50,200 Bix. Bix is after you. 1777 02:05:54,440 --> 02:05:55,280 Welcome to the... 1778 02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:58,200 How weird does that look? That long... 1779 02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:02,000 And then... 1780 02:06:02,000 --> 02:06:03,020 Welcome to the... 1781 02:06:03,020 --> 02:06:11,620 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Schiffey and with me this week is Paul Schindler. 1782 02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:17,200 And Paul, we're playing the original video game. This is Pong in its first commercial version called... 1783 02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:21,260 Look, he's playing Pong. Look at his hand. Look at Stuart's hand. He's playing Pong. 1784 02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:24,540 So there's, you know, there's a bit of concentration going. 1785 02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:31,400 So this is a really good display of Stuart Schiffey's presentational professionalism. 1786 02:06:31,620 --> 02:06:34,640 Because he can play the game as well as deliver the link. 1787 02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:38,940 And we've got Pong there on an old whatever the hell that is. 1788 02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:43,000 A Commodore, I'm not sure. And there's a Nintendo Entertainment System. 1789 02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:44,280 The original NES. 1790 02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,260 We're going to see that. Probably some Mario Brothers or something. 1791 02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:52,260 And we've got Paul Schindler here to present that. 1792 02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:57,600 Not a cool, young, trendy person that's engaging. 1793 02:06:57,600 --> 02:07:03,720 But another man roughly the same age as Stuart. 1794 02:07:03,880 --> 02:07:09,260 We're playing the original video game. This is Pong in its first commercial version called Odyssey. 1795 02:07:09,740 --> 02:07:11,500 And this goes back 14 years. 1796 02:07:11,640 --> 02:07:14,160 And this was what a video game console used to look like. 1797 02:07:14,160 --> 02:07:17,060 These are what the cartridges here used to look like. 1798 02:07:17,120 --> 02:07:20,020 They weren't very complicated. This was the old controller. 1799 02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:24,340 If you help me though, we're going to jump ahead 14 years. 1800 02:07:24,820 --> 02:07:27,760 And of course, this is Super Mario on Nintendo. 1801 02:07:28,180 --> 02:07:28,700 Video games. 1802 02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:30,840 Mario Brothers. Super Mario Brothers 3. 1803 02:07:31,880 --> 02:07:33,500 We've changed quite a bit, obviously. 1804 02:07:33,780 --> 02:07:39,500 The question when we talk about computer games and video games, I think for parents, Paul, is their concern that kids are addicted to this. 1805 02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:43,640 What is your view? Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a good side to it? 1806 02:07:43,840 --> 02:07:47,300 Again, with the moralizing, the moralizing, pontificating. 1807 02:07:47,940 --> 02:07:50,660 We need to bring it back to the Northern Ireland system. 1808 02:07:52,260 --> 02:07:54,360 Stuart, a big man for the big questions. 1809 02:07:54,740 --> 02:08:00,160 Doesn't like to just glorify the graphical leap which is taking place. 1810 02:08:00,220 --> 02:08:03,160 He wants to also get to the depth of the issue here. 1811 02:08:03,940 --> 02:08:05,460 The addictive nature of these games. 1812 02:08:06,120 --> 02:08:08,280 He does go on about the violence as well. 1813 02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:12,220 But was there even violence in these early iterations of video games? 1814 02:08:12,340 --> 02:08:14,520 In the 1990s, did they have blood and guts? 1815 02:08:14,780 --> 02:08:17,680 Was it well rendered enough to even be considered violent? 1816 02:08:18,100 --> 02:08:19,280 Probably just looked cack. 1817 02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:21,400 I think there's a little of both, Stuart. 1818 02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:24,860 I think like all good things, video games should be taken in moderation. 1819 02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:27,080 I have a nine-year-old and a six-year-old. 1820 02:08:27,080 --> 02:08:29,700 And I strictly limit their daily game playing time. 1821 02:08:29,980 --> 02:08:31,640 Now, we don't happen to have a video game system. 1822 02:08:31,820 --> 02:08:34,860 So they play games on the PC and on the Macintosh. 1823 02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:37,680 That happens to be my preference because I think it builds familiarity 1824 02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:40,400 with the way the system operates and with the keyboard. 1825 02:08:40,920 --> 02:08:41,920 However, this isn't... 1826 02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:43,520 Is he speaking too loud there? 1827 02:08:43,660 --> 02:08:44,960 Is your man speaking too loud? 1828 02:08:47,640 --> 02:08:49,320 Before I carry on. 1829 02:08:49,340 --> 02:08:50,920 I think it's grand, but that's me. 1830 02:08:52,600 --> 02:08:53,240 Sounds good. 1831 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:53,780 Great stuff. 1832 02:08:53,840 --> 02:08:54,040 Thank you. 1833 02:08:54,100 --> 02:08:56,760 To say that I think video game systems are necessarily bad 1834 02:08:56,760 --> 02:08:59,600 because you're still working at the human-machine interface. 1835 02:08:59,600 --> 02:09:00,980 developing comfort. 1836 02:09:01,160 --> 02:09:03,140 And some people even say developing reflexes. 1837 02:09:03,220 --> 02:09:03,320 Right. 1838 02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:03,900 All right. 1839 02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:05,860 Well, we're going to take a look at the latest tech... 1840 02:09:05,860 --> 02:09:07,180 That was fast, wasn't it? 1841 02:09:07,240 --> 02:09:08,320 There was no... 1842 02:09:08,320 --> 02:09:11,160 There was no debate about Schindler's list there. 1843 02:09:11,320 --> 02:09:11,700 Knowledge... 1844 02:09:11,700 --> 02:09:12,660 It was just... 1845 02:09:12,660 --> 02:09:13,120 Gene... 1846 02:09:13,120 --> 02:09:13,820 And some people... 1847 02:09:13,820 --> 02:09:15,480 What he said was the gospel. 1848 02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:19,400 And look at the little smile Schindler pops at the end of this. 1849 02:09:19,920 --> 02:09:20,920 A smile that says, 1850 02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:22,480 I've said my piece, 1851 02:09:23,060 --> 02:09:24,380 and that's all that matters. 1852 02:09:24,580 --> 02:09:26,540 Still working at the human-machine interface, 1853 02:09:26,920 --> 02:09:27,860 developing comfort, 1854 02:09:28,020 --> 02:09:30,000 and some people even say developing reflexes. 1855 02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:30,180 Right. 1856 02:09:33,440 --> 02:09:34,420 Tonight's at nine. 1857 02:09:34,780 --> 02:09:35,260 Schindler. 1858 02:09:36,400 --> 02:09:37,380 Schindler's gist. 1859 02:09:40,020 --> 02:09:41,720 Tonight at nine on primetime. 1860 02:09:41,840 --> 02:09:43,240 We need to get the drone music. 1861 02:09:43,420 --> 02:09:44,460 It's a done joke. 1862 02:09:44,520 --> 02:09:45,700 We've done it a thousand times. 1863 02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:48,380 It doesn't really lose its appeal to me. 1864 02:09:48,620 --> 02:09:51,080 I like to keep doing the same thing over and over again. 1865 02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:52,440 Ad nauseum. 1866 02:09:59,360 --> 02:10:01,740 I'm really sorry there, guys, about your ears. 1867 02:10:01,820 --> 02:10:03,220 That was a really heavy drone. 1868 02:10:03,740 --> 02:10:04,600 It's a real bad one. 1869 02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:06,280 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1870 02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:07,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1871 02:10:07,220 --> 02:10:08,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1872 02:10:08,220 --> 02:10:09,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1873 02:10:09,220 --> 02:10:10,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1874 02:10:10,220 --> 02:10:11,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1875 02:10:11,220 --> 02:10:12,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1876 02:10:12,220 --> 02:10:13,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1877 02:10:13,220 --> 02:10:14,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1878 02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1879 02:10:15,220 --> 02:10:16,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1880 02:10:16,220 --> 02:10:17,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1881 02:10:17,220 --> 02:10:18,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1882 02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1883 02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:19,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1884 02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:20,220 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1885 02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:24,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1886 02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:28,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1887 02:10:28,840 --> 02:10:29,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1888 02:10:29,840 --> 02:10:31,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1889 02:10:31,840 --> 02:10:33,740 Tonight at 9 on Dispatchers. 1890 02:10:33,740 --> 02:10:35,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1891 02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:36,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1892 02:10:36,840 --> 02:10:37,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1893 02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:38,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1894 02:10:38,840 --> 02:10:40,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1895 02:10:40,840 --> 02:10:42,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1896 02:10:42,840 --> 02:10:43,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1897 02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:44,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1898 02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:45,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1899 02:10:45,840 --> 02:10:46,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1900 02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:47,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1901 02:10:47,840 --> 02:10:48,840 I like to keep doing the same thing over again. 1902 02:10:48,840 --> 02:10:53,840 Tonight at 9 on 4, Shafay, the computer man. 1903 02:10:53,840 --> 02:10:54,840 He was the man. 1904 02:10:54,840 --> 02:10:57,840 He was the face of Silicon Valley for over 20 years. 1905 02:10:57,840 --> 02:11:05,840 I took here, sorry, we just need to move on. 1906 02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:09,840 Video and computer games, both hardware and software. 1907 02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:13,840 We'll look at the new Nintendo competitors in the video game console market, NEC's Turbo 1908 02:11:13,840 --> 02:11:15,840 Graphics and Sega's Genesis. 1909 02:11:15,840 --> 02:11:16,840 Yes. 1910 02:11:16,840 --> 02:11:25,840 of computer games on a CD-ROM. Yes. Yes. Unless you think this computer game business is just for kicks, Nintendo now holds a kind of National Olympics for players... 1911 02:11:25,840 --> 02:11:35,840 Connor, clear, thank you very much again for yet another tip. And I see you've tipped again for another one. That's just very, very, very, very kind of you, Connor. 1912 02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:53,720 And I just hope to God that when we play your tune that you want me to play, that the chat doesn't turn on you. Connor, thank you very much again. It's come to this. We're playing Connor's tune. He's got his stamp all over it. 1913 02:11:53,720 --> 02:12:20,720 Okay, it says that it's Connor clear here. All that she wants is an ace of base cover. Three minutes. Three minutes and 29 seconds, Connor. I don't think we're going to be able to... 1914 02:12:21,140 --> 02:12:25,140 Look, we're just going to try it. We'll play it. We'll see how far we can go with it. 1915 02:12:43,140 --> 02:12:50,140 Initially, initial impressions are you like the album The Holy Bible by the Manic Street Preachers, 1916 02:12:50,140 --> 02:12:54,640 which has like that kind of stuff over the beginning of the intro, 1917 02:12:54,780 --> 02:12:58,700 like American radio or TV broadcasts over it. 1918 02:12:59,160 --> 02:13:00,180 We'll keep listening anyway. 1919 02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:30,160 We'll see you next time. 1920 02:13:30,160 --> 02:13:37,280 Right. Well, listen, Connor, it's fucking sound enough anyway. 1921 02:13:37,420 --> 02:13:38,640 Thanks very much for the tips. 1922 02:13:41,620 --> 02:13:42,380 Cheers, Connor. 1923 02:13:42,980 --> 02:13:44,560 Tetris, Super Mario, etc. 1924 02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:48,800 We're going to start out with a visit to the Western Regional Nintendo Finals 1925 02:13:48,800 --> 02:13:50,820 held recently here in Oakland, California. 1926 02:13:53,480 --> 02:13:57,120 It was a dream come true for diehard Nintendo fans. 1927 02:13:57,120 --> 02:14:00,920 Over 10,000 of them packed the open Coliseum when the Nintendo World Championships... 1928 02:14:00,920 --> 02:14:03,840 Look at this here. This is like a video games competition, 1929 02:14:04,060 --> 02:14:07,360 like a big competition they had in an auditorium. 1930 02:14:07,440 --> 02:14:10,860 ...ships rolled in as part of a nine-month traveling extravaganza. 1931 02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:13,660 The Nintendo World Championships, its first year out, 1932 02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:17,260 was really an idea that's been conceptualized about two years ago, 1933 02:14:17,620 --> 02:14:20,320 brought out by demand of the players themselves, 1934 02:14:20,380 --> 02:14:21,900 who seem to be socially interactive. 1935 02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:24,840 They want to know who the best are they're playing against with their families, 1936 02:14:24,840 --> 02:14:31,280 with their peers, their friends. This is a way to bring Nintendo out of the house and into a show, 1937 02:14:31,440 --> 02:14:34,040 and really give those kids the spotlight that they deserve. 1938 02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:40,980 The players were divided into three age groups and competed in Super Mario Brothers, Tetris, and Rad Racer. 1939 02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:45,460 The winner with the highest combined score earned a spot in the finals in Hollywood, 1940 02:14:45,880 --> 02:14:54,380 and perhaps a shot at electronic stardom. The three-day event also featured a power walk that highlighted brand new Nintendo games not yet on the market. 1941 02:14:54,980 --> 02:14:59,400 Game counselors were also on hand to give tips to kids on improving their game skills. 1942 02:14:59,940 --> 02:15:03,160 Such innovative marketing has helped keep Nintendo on top. 1943 02:15:03,160 --> 02:15:07,680 The keys of the success to Nintendo is the fact that they're always ahead of it. 1944 02:15:07,680 --> 02:15:11,980 Sorry now, someone's saying, everyone's giving out their saying all the best, Connor. 1945 02:15:12,380 --> 02:15:19,320 Look, you can't fucking just come in here and force me to play your own stuff. 1946 02:15:19,880 --> 02:15:26,580 And that wasn't me having a go. I was having a great time watching Computer Chronicles. 1947 02:15:28,620 --> 02:15:33,980 Imagine watching Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shaffey and having a good old laugh just trying to get into it. 1948 02:15:34,060 --> 02:15:37,860 We've hit a stride here, only four minutes in, about video games consoles. 1949 02:15:41,280 --> 02:15:43,560 And then someone's telling you to play their song. 1950 02:15:44,080 --> 02:15:47,020 And not only that, they're fucking bribing you. 1951 02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:50,900 And it's like, you have to do it because I've paid you the money, man. 1952 02:15:53,620 --> 02:15:55,520 Look, we'll fucking play it if you want. 1953 02:15:56,420 --> 02:15:57,600 That's the way it is. 1954 02:15:58,500 --> 02:15:59,140 We'll play it. 1955 02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:03,220 People saying they want to get to the chorus. 1956 02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:04,500 You can fucking listen to your chorus. 1957 02:16:04,600 --> 02:16:05,680 Listen to it. We'll see. 1958 02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:05,680 We'll see. 1959 02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:13,060 Open up her eyes and thought, oh, what a morning. 1960 02:16:14,100 --> 02:16:16,300 It's not a day for work. 1961 02:16:17,120 --> 02:16:19,080 It's a day for a kitchen. 1962 02:16:21,080 --> 02:16:25,000 Laying on the beach and having fun. 1963 02:16:25,800 --> 02:16:27,620 She's going to get you. 1964 02:16:27,620 --> 02:16:32,040 All that she wants is another baby. 1965 02:16:32,680 --> 02:16:34,300 She's gone tomorrow. 1966 02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:38,860 All that she wants is another baby. 1967 02:16:41,720 --> 02:16:45,740 All that she wants is another baby. 1968 02:16:46,400 --> 02:16:48,040 She's gone tomorrow. 1969 02:16:48,720 --> 02:16:52,600 All that she wants is another baby. 1970 02:16:52,600 --> 02:16:53,440 Yeah. 1971 02:16:53,440 --> 02:17:12,060 Inside in the day is right. 1972 02:17:12,060 --> 02:17:13,060 She's a hunter. 1973 02:17:13,060 --> 02:17:15,320 You're the fox. 1974 02:17:15,320 --> 02:17:18,940 The gentle voice that talks to you. 1975 02:17:18,940 --> 02:17:21,600 Won't last forever. 1976 02:17:22,740 --> 02:17:25,160 It's a night of passion. 1977 02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:25,160 It's a night of passion. 1978 02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:28,560 But tomorrow it means goodbye. 1979 02:17:29,220 --> 02:17:34,120 Beware of daddy's flashing in the lies. 1980 02:17:34,120 --> 02:17:36,400 She's come to get you. 1981 02:17:36,660 --> 02:17:40,600 All that she wants is another baby. 1982 02:17:41,240 --> 02:17:42,960 She's gone tomorrow. 1983 02:17:43,480 --> 02:17:47,320 All that she wants is another baby. 1984 02:17:47,780 --> 02:17:49,640 Still another minute and 15 seconds. 1985 02:17:59,640 --> 02:18:00,560 Back in a minute. 1986 02:18:00,560 --> 02:18:00,720 Yes. 1987 02:18:00,880 --> 02:18:04,880 Is another baby, yeah. 1988 02:18:16,880 --> 02:18:18,880 She's got to kill you. 1989 02:18:18,880 --> 02:18:23,880 All that she wants is another baby. 1990 02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:25,880 She's got tomorrow. 1991 02:18:25,880 --> 02:18:29,880 All that she wants is another baby. 1992 02:18:29,880 --> 02:18:32,880 Yeah. 1993 02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:36,880 All that she wants is another baby. 1994 02:18:36,880 --> 02:18:39,880 She's got tomorrow. 1995 02:18:39,880 --> 02:18:43,880 All that she wants is another baby. 1996 02:18:43,880 --> 02:18:45,880 Yeah. 1997 02:18:45,880 --> 02:19:04,000 Well, there it was, everyone. 1998 02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:07,480 Connor's song, which there's more. 1999 02:19:07,900 --> 02:19:09,100 It goes into more. 2000 02:19:09,220 --> 02:19:10,400 It auto plays more. 2001 02:19:10,580 --> 02:19:12,820 If you want more of that, you can get it. 2002 02:19:12,820 --> 02:19:14,580 It's called Connor Clear. 2003 02:19:14,860 --> 02:19:17,920 Might as well just put it up on the screen after all that. 2004 02:19:20,920 --> 02:19:21,600 Copy that. 2005 02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:22,040 Sorry there. 2006 02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:22,800 No, I'll copy this. 2007 02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:24,080 I'll copy this fucking link. 2008 02:19:25,560 --> 02:19:26,000 There. 2009 02:19:26,200 --> 02:19:27,060 I'll put that up here. 2010 02:19:27,600 --> 02:19:29,480 Get rid of Computer Chronicles. 2011 02:19:29,620 --> 02:19:30,780 We'll put this on the screen. 2012 02:19:31,700 --> 02:19:32,520 Paste and go. 2013 02:19:34,300 --> 02:19:36,300 It was done three years ago. 2014 02:19:38,100 --> 02:19:38,380 Do you know? 2015 02:19:38,820 --> 02:19:40,100 N-I-M. 2016 02:19:41,240 --> 02:19:42,360 It's Connor's thing. 2017 02:19:43,500 --> 02:20:04,340 Look, Connor, I, if this is you, if this really is you, I feel as though, though I have, maybe what my reaction was, you might have been expecting me to dance and have a laugh and just be like, yeah, it's fucking great, man. 2018 02:20:04,340 --> 02:20:05,340 Ace of bass covers. 2019 02:20:05,340 --> 02:20:05,380 Ace of bass covers. 2020 02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:08,960 Oh, man, I fucking did a full rock version of Ace of bass. 2021 02:20:09,480 --> 02:20:12,080 It was like something you'd hear in fibbers. 2022 02:20:13,000 --> 02:20:14,340 Maybe you're expecting that. 2023 02:20:16,080 --> 02:20:19,260 And maybe, maybe that's what I should be doing. 2024 02:20:19,560 --> 02:20:19,760 Do you know? 2025 02:20:19,820 --> 02:20:26,560 I should be radiating positivity and being really all fucking smiles about everything. 2026 02:20:27,240 --> 02:20:33,020 But I mean, Shafé, like, you're up against Shafé. 2027 02:20:33,140 --> 02:20:35,100 You're going toe to toe with Stuart Shafé. 2028 02:20:35,520 --> 02:20:38,160 Did you see how happy I was when I said Game Boy? 2029 02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:39,360 Do you know what I mean? 2030 02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:44,700 We've just seen a clip of Stuart Shafé saying it's hard to find a 10-year-old boy. 2031 02:20:45,080 --> 02:20:53,600 And then with enough space after that between that sentence and who doesn't play video games for it to be funny. 2032 02:20:53,860 --> 02:20:55,800 And then we go up against it with this. 2033 02:20:56,220 --> 02:20:57,280 It's not going to work. 2034 02:20:57,900 --> 02:21:00,480 But I feel as though I've been bribed. 2035 02:21:01,900 --> 02:21:02,560 Will I? 2036 02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:03,640 I don't know. 2037 02:21:06,600 --> 02:21:07,160 Fuck it. 2038 02:21:09,740 --> 02:21:10,320 Fuck it. 2039 02:21:10,620 --> 02:21:11,460 We'll get back to it. 2040 02:21:11,660 --> 02:21:12,700 We won't dwell on it anyway. 2041 02:21:13,300 --> 02:21:14,340 The promotion is there. 2042 02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:19,580 If you want to listen to that, it's an all-that-she-wants Ace of bass cover done in rock style. 2043 02:21:21,520 --> 02:21:24,380 If you like that kind of thing, it's all there. 2044 02:21:25,700 --> 02:21:27,280 And thank you very much, Connor. 2045 02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:27,940 Clear luck. 2046 02:21:30,420 --> 02:21:33,000 We'll fucking put that behind us now, Connor, okay? 2047 02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:38,060 We'll put that behind us and we'll get on with things. 2048 02:21:42,020 --> 02:21:44,260 No fucking, no badness, alright? 2049 02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:48,160 No badness, Connor. 2050 02:21:49,980 --> 02:21:50,420 Shafé. 2051 02:21:50,940 --> 02:21:54,980 Look, Terry, you were going up against a man called Terry Lee Turok. 2052 02:21:57,400 --> 02:22:06,060 It was really an idea that's been conceptualized about two years ago, brought out by demand of the players themselves, who seem to be socially interactive. 2053 02:22:06,160 --> 02:22:07,480 They want to know who the best are. 2054 02:22:07,580 --> 02:22:10,660 They're playing against with their families, with their peers, their friends. 2055 02:22:10,860 --> 02:22:18,220 This is a way to bring Nintendo out of the house and into a show and really give those kids a spotlight that they deserve. 2056 02:22:18,560 --> 02:22:25,140 The players were divided into three age groups and competed in Super Mario Brothers, Tetris and Rad Racer. 2057 02:22:27,020 --> 02:22:32,640 I feel like the fucking vibe has been harsh now and I need to get fucking souped up. 2058 02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:34,660 I need to get souped up again. 2059 02:22:35,160 --> 02:22:36,800 I was on a roll there with Shafé. 2060 02:22:38,800 --> 02:22:42,580 Come on. 2061 02:22:45,260 --> 02:22:45,520 Come on. 2062 02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:49,240 I just want to see the intro from Shafé again. 2063 02:22:49,240 --> 02:22:50,540 We'll see the intro from Shafé. 2064 02:22:55,720 --> 02:23:00,680 Here's a typical bunch of kids getting some good healthy outdoor exercise while at school. 2065 02:23:01,180 --> 02:23:04,400 But what will these kids do for fun when they get home this afternoon? 2066 02:23:04,520 --> 02:23:04,900 I don't know. 2067 02:23:04,900 --> 02:23:09,360 Odds are they'll go inside to play with one of these things, a Nintendo Game Boy. 2068 02:23:09,480 --> 02:23:10,140 Game Boy. 2069 02:23:10,140 --> 02:23:11,600 Or an AC Turbo Express. 2070 02:23:11,940 --> 02:23:15,920 It's hard to find a 10-year-old boy who doesn't love to play video games. 2071 02:23:16,340 --> 02:23:23,480 Today we'll take a look at the fascination and the technology of computer games on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2072 02:23:23,640 --> 02:23:27,140 Come on. 2073 02:23:28,640 --> 02:23:29,260 Come on. 2074 02:23:32,500 --> 02:23:37,920 The keys of the success to Nintendo is the fact that they're always ahead of the market. 2075 02:23:38,040 --> 02:23:42,840 In other words, they're always introducing new games from some of the hottest movies, some of the latest trends. 2076 02:23:43,540 --> 02:23:44,300 Connor Clear. 2077 02:23:44,460 --> 02:23:45,560 Thank you very much, Connor. 2078 02:23:45,620 --> 02:23:47,780 Again, you've just another tip now. 2079 02:23:47,900 --> 02:23:50,280 And you said I've just uploaded my song again. 2080 02:23:50,380 --> 02:23:51,160 There's another link. 2081 02:23:52,280 --> 02:23:52,980 I can't go. 2082 02:23:53,060 --> 02:23:53,620 I can't click. 2083 02:23:53,620 --> 02:23:57,600 And now it says video is unavailable. 2084 02:23:57,780 --> 02:23:58,260 It's private. 2085 02:23:59,260 --> 02:23:59,760 Go on. 2086 02:23:59,960 --> 02:24:00,780 Give it up, Connor. 2087 02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:02,180 Thanks very much, man. 2088 02:24:02,980 --> 02:24:05,200 Thanks for the fucking support, man. 2089 02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:07,380 Go on now. 2090 02:24:07,920 --> 02:24:09,620 Keeping one step ahead of everybody. 2091 02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:15,060 Figures from Nintendo show it expects to sell fewer units of its entertainment system this year. 2092 02:24:15,440 --> 02:24:21,480 But by the year end, Nintendo also expects to have a place in nearly 30% of all U.S. households. 2093 02:24:21,660 --> 02:24:27,300 The company's success clearly lies in churning out the popular software titles to run on those machines. 2094 02:24:27,300 --> 02:24:33,340 I think the success of Nintendo will go on forever. 2095 02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:47,540 Once you have the hardware, you have this choice of software. There's some over 450 games now, and with the Game Boy, there's some 700 games out there. So the choice will always continue once you have the game in your home. 2096 02:24:47,900 --> 02:24:50,540 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Kate McGargy. 2097 02:24:50,540 --> 02:25:02,480 I know that's funny. That's fucking funny. The big Luigi guy is very funny to me, and I know in my mind that's funny, but why am I... It's because of the Ace of Base cover. 2098 02:25:04,440 --> 02:25:06,020 Ah, fuck. 2099 02:25:09,600 --> 02:25:17,000 Look at him. Maybe if it had the ominous fucking drone music to it, it'd be funny. Let's have a look. 2100 02:25:18,860 --> 02:25:20,900 Maybe that's Stuart Shafee inside. 2101 02:25:21,060 --> 02:25:29,560 Over 450 games now, and with the Game Boy, there's some 700 games out there. So the choice will always continue once you have the game in your home. 2102 02:25:29,960 --> 02:25:31,340 Okay. Look at this. 2103 02:25:35,780 --> 02:25:40,220 The Mario Brothers on Channel 4 tonight at 9 on Dispatchers. 2104 02:25:41,700 --> 02:25:43,880 Luigi from Mario. Shoot. 2105 02:25:47,180 --> 02:25:52,300 He was the Mario Brother that played second fiddle. 2106 02:25:53,200 --> 02:25:53,680 Luigi. 2107 02:25:57,800 --> 02:25:58,920 Tonight at 9. 2108 02:25:59,640 --> 02:26:00,620 On Dispatchers. 2109 02:26:02,820 --> 02:26:03,140 Yeah. 2110 02:26:03,940 --> 02:26:09,540 And look, he's using it to gain access to kids in a fucking show. 2111 02:26:09,540 --> 02:26:13,900 Like, he's shaking that kid's hand a little bit too strong. 2112 02:26:14,580 --> 02:26:15,560 Ten-year-old... 2113 02:26:15,560 --> 02:26:17,640 Ten-year-old Game Boy, is it? 2114 02:26:19,000 --> 02:26:20,620 Tonight at 9 on Dispatchers. 2115 02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:21,240 Luigi. 2116 02:26:22,600 --> 02:26:24,880 We delve deep into the Mario Brother. 2117 02:26:27,500 --> 02:26:28,780 The Mario Brother. 2118 02:26:33,660 --> 02:26:36,000 The Mario Brother who what? 2119 02:26:36,720 --> 02:26:39,120 The pedo plumber. 2120 02:26:39,780 --> 02:26:41,200 Tonight on Dispatchers. 2121 02:26:41,300 --> 02:26:42,240 The pedo plumber. 2122 02:26:44,280 --> 02:26:44,680 Anyway. 2123 02:26:45,740 --> 02:26:46,020 Oh, yeah. 2124 02:26:46,120 --> 02:26:47,020 Have you heard this tune? 2125 02:26:47,020 --> 02:26:47,100 No. 2126 02:26:56,780 --> 02:26:59,880 Tonight at nine on Dispatch is Luigi. 2127 02:27:04,160 --> 02:27:06,480 The plumber who went too far. 2128 02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:10,720 Just need to put that out there. 2129 02:27:13,200 --> 02:27:15,340 Sean Quinn, thank you very much. 2130 02:27:15,340 --> 02:27:33,580 Have we done that? 2131 02:27:33,820 --> 02:27:38,220 Gamma, control is brightness. 2132 02:27:38,220 --> 02:27:51,860 Friends of Princess Peach and Toad, brother of Mario. 2133 02:27:53,240 --> 02:27:55,760 How far was Luigi willing to go? 2134 02:27:57,860 --> 02:28:01,800 To tarnish the name of a plumbing dynasty. 2135 02:28:05,160 --> 02:28:07,360 Nintendo shame, Luigi. 2136 02:28:07,360 --> 02:28:07,500 Luigi. 2137 02:28:15,100 --> 02:28:18,340 I'm trying to think what Super Mario Brothers names there were. 2138 02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:21,280 Looks like Frank McCourt. 2139 02:28:22,720 --> 02:28:24,900 We might have another good droner here. 2140 02:28:25,020 --> 02:28:26,100 Sean Quinn, thanks for the tip. 2141 02:28:26,240 --> 02:28:27,060 Here we have another droner. 2142 02:28:32,800 --> 02:28:34,100 Tonight's on Panorama. 2143 02:28:34,740 --> 02:28:35,220 Luigi. 2144 02:28:35,220 --> 02:28:35,360 Luigi. 2145 02:28:37,360 --> 02:28:37,840 Luigi. 2146 02:28:38,340 --> 02:28:42,840 The Mario brother who brought down a Nintendo dynasty. 2147 02:28:55,600 --> 02:28:56,540 Okay, we'll leave that. 2148 02:28:56,620 --> 02:28:57,180 Look at that. 2149 02:28:57,520 --> 02:28:59,820 Sim Earth and Defender of the Crown. 2150 02:29:00,140 --> 02:29:01,360 What the hell is that about? 2151 02:29:05,920 --> 02:29:06,760 And Default. 2152 02:29:06,880 --> 02:29:07,380 And there we go. 2153 02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:07,840 And Close. 2154 02:29:07,940 --> 02:29:08,620 And then we play that. 2155 02:29:08,800 --> 02:29:10,220 And I know what's happened here. 2156 02:29:10,620 --> 02:29:14,020 It wasn't the fucking song, the Ace of Bass cover that was... 2157 02:29:14,020 --> 02:29:16,400 It wasn't that it was bad or good. 2158 02:29:16,400 --> 02:29:17,220 It doesn't even matter. 2159 02:29:17,300 --> 02:29:18,160 Even if it was good. 2160 02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:19,520 Do you know what you've done? 2161 02:29:20,700 --> 02:29:25,280 All that happened was you took me out of the world of me having fun with this. 2162 02:29:26,880 --> 02:29:29,700 This is a very selfish pursuit here. 2163 02:29:30,260 --> 02:29:32,680 But I know that maybe you're following me and you're keeping up. 2164 02:29:32,900 --> 02:29:37,060 If I have to start following your stuff, then we're fucked. 2165 02:29:37,180 --> 02:29:38,020 The stream is fucked. 2166 02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:38,940 That's... 2167 02:29:38,940 --> 02:29:42,960 Luigi. 2168 02:29:43,500 --> 02:29:45,040 It's gonna get Luigi'd. 2169 02:29:55,040 --> 02:29:56,220 Computer game... 2170 02:29:56,220 --> 02:29:56,980 Do you know what I mean? 2171 02:29:57,060 --> 02:29:57,280 Look. 2172 02:29:57,400 --> 02:29:57,900 Look at that. 2173 02:30:00,680 --> 02:30:01,340 Look at this. 2174 02:30:02,000 --> 02:30:04,040 They're all staring at a blank screen. 2175 02:30:04,420 --> 02:30:05,660 There's nothing on that screen. 2176 02:30:05,800 --> 02:30:06,580 And then look at this. 2177 02:30:09,260 --> 02:30:09,780 Shafay. 2178 02:30:12,460 --> 02:30:12,900 Shafay. 2179 02:30:14,820 --> 02:30:19,460 Computer games can be educational and one good example is the newest game from 2180 02:30:19,460 --> 02:30:23,020 Maxis called Sim Earth and here to demonstrate the game is designer Fred 2181 02:30:23,020 --> 02:30:25,320 Haslam also with us to show us the latest... 2182 02:30:25,320 --> 02:30:28,320 Mullis alert! Mullis alert! 2183 02:30:28,320 --> 02:30:32,320 Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! 2184 02:30:32,320 --> 02:30:33,320 Uh... 2185 02:30:33,320 --> 02:30:39,320 Business at the front. Action at the party time at the back. Mullis alert. 2186 02:30:39,320 --> 02:30:42,520 The latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM is... 2187 02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:49,020 Fred Haslam also with us to show us the latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM is Dave Reardon of Cinemaware. 2188 02:30:49,020 --> 02:30:53,520 The latest wrinkle in game software on a CD-ROM? What? 2189 02:30:53,520 --> 02:30:56,520 Fred, when you're designing a game like this how... 2190 02:30:56,520 --> 02:31:01,020 Schindler's back again with his fucking gist. 2191 02:31:01,020 --> 02:31:11,020 Was he not being... Was Schindler not someone being interviewed there 10 minutes ago? Now it seems as though Schindler is part of the interview... team. 2192 02:31:11,020 --> 02:31:13,520 He was the interviewee and now he's the interviewer. 2193 02:31:15,020 --> 02:31:17,520 He's gone from zero to hero. 2194 02:31:17,520 --> 02:31:21,520 He's now co-host just based on that last segment he was in. 2195 02:31:21,520 --> 02:31:23,020 How do you... How do you balance the... 2196 02:31:23,020 --> 02:31:24,020 ...Cinemaware, Paul? 2197 02:31:24,020 --> 02:31:32,020 Fred, when you're designing a game like this how do you... How do you balance the entertainment values versus the education values? 2198 02:31:32,020 --> 02:31:33,520 In this game we... 2199 02:31:33,520 --> 02:31:37,520 ...wrote something that we wanted to write that showed a lot of the basic principles of... 2200 02:31:37,520 --> 02:31:40,020 It's a lovely mullet and ear... 2201 02:31:40,020 --> 02:31:41,520 ...pierced ear... 2202 02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:42,520 ...earring combo. 2203 02:31:42,520 --> 02:31:46,020 Fred Haslam from Maxis. 2204 02:31:46,020 --> 02:31:49,020 And also look at this lovely... 2205 02:31:49,020 --> 02:31:52,520 ...mull skin kind of bomber jacket he's wearing. 2206 02:31:52,520 --> 02:31:54,520 Could be Burberry if he's flashing the cash. 2207 02:31:55,020 --> 02:31:56,020 You never know. 2208 02:31:56,020 --> 02:31:56,020 These... 2209 02:31:56,020 --> 02:32:00,020 ...these feckin' Silicon Valley lads probably minted at the time. 2210 02:32:00,020 --> 02:32:05,020 A mull skin on the exterior Burberry interior pattern design. 2211 02:32:05,020 --> 02:32:10,020 And then a zip at the fucking arm for any side arm action. 2212 02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:12,020 He can keep fags in there. 2213 02:32:12,020 --> 02:32:15,020 He can keep other bits and pieces. 2214 02:32:15,020 --> 02:32:16,020 Trading cards. 2215 02:32:17,020 --> 02:32:19,020 Whatever he wants he can keep in there. 2216 02:32:19,020 --> 02:32:21,020 Provided it fits in there. 2217 02:32:21,020 --> 02:32:22,020 A pocket knife. 2218 02:32:22,020 --> 02:32:24,020 If he wants to keep that in there he can. 2219 02:32:25,020 --> 02:32:26,020 No sideburn action. 2220 02:32:26,020 --> 02:32:27,020 Clean shaven. 2221 02:32:28,020 --> 02:32:29,020 Let's see what he has to say. 2222 02:32:29,020 --> 02:32:30,020 Fred Haslam. 2223 02:32:30,020 --> 02:32:33,020 We balanced the entertainment values versus the education values. 2224 02:32:34,020 --> 02:32:37,020 In this game we wrote something that we wanted to write. 2225 02:32:37,020 --> 02:32:41,020 That showed a lot of the basic principles of how the planet works. 2226 02:32:41,020 --> 02:32:44,020 And we hopefully made something that would keep people entertained in the process. 2227 02:32:45,020 --> 02:32:47,020 Alright, give us a look at Sim Earth here. 2228 02:32:47,020 --> 02:32:49,020 Many viewers are familiar with Sim City. 2229 02:32:49,020 --> 02:32:52,020 And I take it this is sort of the next evolution if you will from there. 2230 02:32:53,020 --> 02:32:54,020 Yeah, in some ways it is. 2231 02:32:54,020 --> 02:32:56,020 It has the same basic idea. 2232 02:32:56,020 --> 02:33:08,020 I do see a sure face face and it's like he kind of he put on the happiness, but then he kind of got a bit sickened with himself and made a face of disdain. 2233 02:33:08,020 --> 02:33:13,020 Maybe based on what he just after what he'd said he thought maybe what I just said there I can really take. 2234 02:33:13,020 --> 02:33:15,020 Look at look at the disdain there. 2235 02:33:15,020 --> 02:33:16,020 Look in his face. 2236 02:33:16,020 --> 02:33:18,020 Look, he screwed up his face at the end of it. 2237 02:33:18,020 --> 02:33:22,020 But before it he was he was kind of sending out happy vibes. 2238 02:33:23,020 --> 02:33:24,020 Positive vibes. 2239 02:33:24,020 --> 02:33:28,020 The kind of vibes I should I wanted to send to Conoclear, but I couldn't. 2240 02:33:28,020 --> 02:33:33,020 And this is the vibe I ended up sending to Conoclear was that face there that Stuart's making. 2241 02:33:33,020 --> 02:33:34,020 Let's have a look at this. 2242 02:33:34,020 --> 02:33:35,020 It's a lovely vibe. 2243 02:33:35,020 --> 02:33:37,020 Wait a bit of the city and I take it this is sort of the next. 2244 02:33:37,020 --> 02:33:39,020 Look, see the way he's smiling there. 2245 02:33:39,020 --> 02:33:41,020 That's the vibe I wanted to give to Conor. 2246 02:33:41,020 --> 02:33:44,020 And then look at the follow up vibe he gives. 2247 02:33:44,020 --> 02:33:45,020 It's an aftertaste. 2248 02:33:45,020 --> 02:33:47,020 It's a sour aftertaste. 2249 02:33:47,020 --> 02:33:49,020 Evolution if you will from there. 2250 02:33:49,020 --> 02:33:50,020 Yeah, in some ways it is. 2251 02:33:50,020 --> 02:33:51,020 It has the. 2252 02:33:51,020 --> 02:33:55,020 I hope you can see that because I get great amusement out of that. 2253 02:33:55,020 --> 02:33:58,020 Sort of the next evolution if you will from there. 2254 02:33:58,020 --> 02:33:59,020 Yeah, in some ways it is. 2255 02:33:59,020 --> 02:34:02,020 It has the same. 2256 02:34:02,020 --> 02:34:05,020 Sort of the next evolution if you will from there. 2257 02:34:05,020 --> 02:34:06,020 Yeah, in some ways it is. 2258 02:34:06,020 --> 02:34:07,020 It has. 2259 02:34:07,020 --> 02:34:10,020 Conor, if you're watching, if you're still watching. 2260 02:34:10,020 --> 02:34:13,020 I wanted in my heart of hearts the best intentions. 2261 02:34:13,020 --> 02:34:14,020 Good faith. 2262 02:34:14,020 --> 02:34:15,020 I wanted to give you this. 2263 02:34:15,020 --> 02:34:16,020 I take it this is sort of the next. 2264 02:34:16,020 --> 02:34:18,020 I wanted to give you that face. 2265 02:34:18,020 --> 02:34:19,020 But look at the face I ended up giving. 2266 02:34:19,020 --> 02:34:21,020 Evolution if you will from there. 2267 02:34:21,020 --> 02:34:23,020 Yeah, in some ways it is. 2268 02:34:23,020 --> 02:34:29,020 That's the one I gave you. 2269 02:34:29,020 --> 02:34:31,020 Thanks very much there. 2270 02:34:31,020 --> 02:34:35,020 Nikola Jankovic and Unbel Mullet. 2271 02:34:35,020 --> 02:34:36,020 Thank you very much. 2272 02:34:36,020 --> 02:34:38,020 I feel like the vibe is coming back now. 2273 02:34:38,020 --> 02:34:43,020 It has the same basic idea of a game without goals. 2274 02:34:43,020 --> 02:34:47,020 A game that you can pick your own directions. 2275 02:34:47,020 --> 02:34:53,020 Briefly this is the planet evolving and developing from its first molten core stage. 2276 02:34:53,020 --> 02:34:55,020 Not necessarily the planet Earth. 2277 02:34:55,020 --> 02:34:56,020 No, not necessarily planet Earth. 2278 02:34:56,020 --> 02:34:58,020 Although that is an option. 2279 02:34:58,020 --> 02:35:00,020 That scenario you can't play. 2280 02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:01,020 Sounds terrible. 2281 02:35:01,020 --> 02:35:06,020 So you can basically play this game from the creation of the planet if you will. 2282 02:35:06,020 --> 02:35:07,020 Yes, thank you. 2283 02:35:07,020 --> 02:35:08,020 Hey look, Gaia. 2284 02:35:08,020 --> 02:35:10,020 I was shying on about Gaia earlier on. 2285 02:35:10,020 --> 02:35:12,020 There's Gaia window there. 2286 02:35:12,020 --> 02:35:14,020 Something to do with the Earth. 2287 02:35:14,020 --> 02:35:15,020 Some shite like that. 2288 02:35:15,020 --> 02:35:17,020 Any buzzing, thank you very much. 2289 02:35:19,020 --> 02:35:22,020 I'm sorry for saying prick, thank you very much. 2290 02:35:22,020 --> 02:35:24,020 And Anguish Panda, thank you very much. 2291 02:35:24,020 --> 02:35:25,020 Exactly. 2292 02:35:25,020 --> 02:35:26,020 Okay. 2293 02:35:26,020 --> 02:35:29,020 Now, eventually oceans would form on that and then life would appear. 2294 02:35:29,020 --> 02:35:34,020 And this is the same planet a little bit later in the middle of the evolutionary stage. 2295 02:35:34,020 --> 02:35:42,020 And here's a representation of all the various vegetation on the planet. 2296 02:35:42,020 --> 02:35:47,020 Here's a representation of all the animals. 2297 02:35:47,020 --> 02:35:53,020 And you can jump in briefly over here and look at some of the different species that have evolved. 2298 02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:57,020 And we use a pretty standard evolutionary chart. 2299 02:35:57,020 --> 02:35:59,020 You know, what creatures come from what. 2300 02:35:59,020 --> 02:36:00,020 Dinosaurs come from reptiles. 2301 02:36:00,020 --> 02:36:02,020 Birds come from dinosaurs. 2302 02:36:02,020 --> 02:36:08,020 Okay, as you move ahead, I take it at any stage, I mean as a player you can mess around with the variables and change things and so on. 2303 02:36:08,020 --> 02:36:09,020 Yes, you can. 2304 02:36:09,020 --> 02:36:11,020 You can directly interact with the planet. 2305 02:36:11,020 --> 02:36:12,020 You could, for example-- 2306 02:36:12,020 --> 02:36:18,020 He's going for the double handed mouse hold, which is something we rarely see in this day and age. 2307 02:36:18,020 --> 02:36:23,020 It's like Andre Agassi holding the tennis racket with two hands. 2308 02:36:23,020 --> 02:36:26,020 Or who else, whoever else used to do that technique as well. 2309 02:36:26,020 --> 02:36:30,020 This guy doesn't fuck around when it comes to the mouse. 2310 02:36:30,020 --> 02:36:32,020 He's a Burberry jacket mullet man. 2311 02:36:32,020 --> 02:36:35,020 He's gonna double mullet that mouse. 2312 02:36:35,020 --> 02:36:37,020 He's gonna double mouse it. 2313 02:36:37,020 --> 02:36:38,020 He's doubling up. 2314 02:36:38,020 --> 02:36:39,020 He's double bagging. 2315 02:36:41,020 --> 02:36:44,020 And look at the-- look at the form. 2316 02:36:44,020 --> 02:36:46,020 I wish I could get the form up here. 2317 02:36:46,020 --> 02:36:48,020 If you can see enough of me here. 2318 02:36:48,020 --> 02:36:50,020 The form is like-- 2319 02:36:52,020 --> 02:36:54,020 You can't see my hand, but it's there. 2320 02:36:54,020 --> 02:36:55,020 I'll get that. 2321 02:37:03,020 --> 02:37:04,020 It's like that. 2322 02:37:04,020 --> 02:37:08,020 Quality form at a quality price. 2323 02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:11,020 And the price you're paying, zero. 2324 02:37:11,020 --> 02:37:14,020 For example, you can-- 2325 02:37:14,020 --> 02:37:15,020 You can-- 2326 02:37:15,020 --> 02:37:18,020 I mean, as player, you can mess around with the variables and change things and so on. 2327 02:37:18,020 --> 02:37:19,020 Yes, you can. 2328 02:37:19,020 --> 02:37:20,020 Mm-hmm. 2329 02:37:20,020 --> 02:37:21,020 Yes, you can. 2330 02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:22,020 Mm-hmm. 2331 02:37:22,020 --> 02:37:23,020 Yes, you can. 2332 02:37:23,020 --> 02:37:24,020 Mm-hmm. 2333 02:37:24,020 --> 02:37:25,020 Yes, you can. 2334 02:37:25,020 --> 02:37:27,020 Any stage, I mean, as player, you can mess around with the variables-- 2335 02:37:27,020 --> 02:37:28,020 Mm-hmm. 2336 02:37:28,020 --> 02:37:29,020 -- variables and change things and so on. 2337 02:37:29,020 --> 02:37:30,020 Mm-hmm. 2338 02:37:30,020 --> 02:37:31,020 -- variables and change things and so on. 2339 02:37:31,020 --> 02:37:32,020 Yes, you can. 2340 02:37:32,020 --> 02:37:34,020 You can directly interact with the planet. 2341 02:37:34,020 --> 02:37:38,020 You could, for example, drop-- well, drop a meteor on something. 2342 02:37:38,020 --> 02:37:39,020 Mm-hmm. 2343 02:37:39,020 --> 02:37:41,020 Wow, you can directly interact-- 2344 02:37:41,020 --> 02:37:42,020 Or, uh, put in a rainforest. 2345 02:37:42,020 --> 02:37:43,020 Wow. 2346 02:37:43,020 --> 02:37:44,020 Put in a rainforest. 2347 02:37:44,020 --> 02:37:47,020 Isn't the way he puts the-- 2348 02:37:47,020 --> 02:37:48,020 Somewhere. 2349 02:37:48,020 --> 02:37:49,020 Meteor on something. 2350 02:37:49,020 --> 02:37:50,020 Mm-hmm. 2351 02:37:50,020 --> 02:37:52,020 Or, uh, put in a rainforest. 2352 02:37:52,020 --> 02:37:54,020 Put in a rainforest. 2353 02:37:54,020 --> 02:37:57,020 Put in a rainforest somewhere. 2354 02:37:57,020 --> 02:38:02,020 Conor Clear, thank you for your tip, Conor Clear. 2355 02:38:02,020 --> 02:38:04,020 Sorry, man, I didn't want to make you feel bad. 2356 02:38:04,020 --> 02:38:05,020 You didn't make me feel bad. 2357 02:38:05,020 --> 02:38:06,020 You're grand, man. 2358 02:38:06,020 --> 02:38:07,020 You just-- 2359 02:38:07,020 --> 02:38:10,020 All you did was interrupt the fucking flow of the show, man. 2360 02:38:11,020 --> 02:38:12,020 But you're grand. 2361 02:38:13,020 --> 02:38:14,020 I'm only messing. 2362 02:38:14,020 --> 02:38:15,020 Thanks very much, Conor. 2363 02:38:15,020 --> 02:38:16,020 I knew you were always found. 2364 02:38:17,020 --> 02:38:18,020 I'm only-- 2365 02:38:18,020 --> 02:38:20,020 I'm only fucking joking with you, man. 2366 02:38:20,020 --> 02:38:22,020 I'm only fucking joking with you, man. 2367 02:38:23,020 --> 02:38:24,020 I'm only schlagging you. 2368 02:38:25,020 --> 02:38:27,020 Uh, but I'll tell you what you can do, Conor. 2369 02:38:27,020 --> 02:38:28,020 You can build a-- 2370 02:38:28,020 --> 02:38:29,020 Build a forest? 2371 02:38:29,020 --> 02:38:30,020 Somewhere. 2372 02:38:30,020 --> 02:38:31,020 Meteor on something. 2373 02:38:31,020 --> 02:38:32,020 Mm-hmm. 2374 02:38:32,020 --> 02:38:34,020 For example, drop-- 2375 02:38:34,020 --> 02:38:36,020 Uh, well, drop a meteor on something. 2376 02:38:36,020 --> 02:38:37,020 Mm-hmm. 2377 02:38:37,020 --> 02:38:39,020 Or, uh, put in a rainforest. 2378 02:38:40,020 --> 02:38:41,020 Put in a rainforest? 2379 02:38:41,020 --> 02:38:42,020 Somewhere. 2380 02:38:42,020 --> 02:38:43,020 Yeah, I think it-- 2381 02:38:43,020 --> 02:38:44,020 Somewhere. 2382 02:38:44,020 --> 02:38:47,020 Can you deal with some of the current environmental issues here? 2383 02:38:47,020 --> 02:38:48,020 Yes, we do. 2384 02:38:48,020 --> 02:38:50,020 Some of them, not all of them. 2385 02:38:50,020 --> 02:38:52,020 So when you put in a rainforest, uh, then the-- 2386 02:38:53,020 --> 02:38:58,020 The planet itself and the life interact with that, and, uh, it either grows or shrinks depending 2387 02:38:58,020 --> 02:39:01,020 on what would actually happen under those circumstances. 2388 02:39:01,020 --> 02:39:02,020 That's right. 2389 02:39:02,020 --> 02:39:03,020 Yeah. 2390 02:39:03,020 --> 02:39:06,020 Look over here and find where the cities are located. 2391 02:39:06,020 --> 02:39:07,020 Oh, there they are. 2392 02:39:08,020 --> 02:39:11,020 And on this demonstration planet, uh, turns out people weren't the winners. 2393 02:39:11,020 --> 02:39:12,020 Is that right? 2394 02:39:12,020 --> 02:39:13,020 Yes, that's right. 2395 02:39:13,020 --> 02:39:16,020 The, uh, the reptiles became intelligent in this one. 2396 02:39:16,020 --> 02:39:17,020 Hmm. 2397 02:39:17,020 --> 02:39:21,020 One of the fun alternatives to try and do is to try and pick a-- a class of animal and make 2398 02:39:21,020 --> 02:39:22,020 that the intelligent life. 2399 02:39:22,020 --> 02:39:25,020 Insects, for example, is a very good one to try for. 2400 02:39:25,020 --> 02:39:29,020 Now, uh, this planet has developed using only biosolar and hydro energy. 2401 02:39:29,020 --> 02:39:31,020 Has never touched fossil fuels. 2402 02:39:31,020 --> 02:39:32,020 Oh. 2403 02:39:32,020 --> 02:39:35,020 And I'm going to give them free reign to use that right now and show you-- 2404 02:39:35,020 --> 02:39:36,020 Guess what'll happen. 2405 02:39:36,020 --> 02:39:39,020 And show you kind of what happens to the planet. 2406 02:39:39,020 --> 02:39:45,020 Uh, so we're ticking off, uh, geologic time here now on a planet that just started using fossil fuels. 2407 02:39:45,020 --> 02:39:46,020 Right. 2408 02:39:46,020 --> 02:39:47,020 Actually, we're up to the point of-- 2409 02:39:47,020 --> 02:39:48,020 Don't be a bit of bullying, man. 2410 02:39:48,020 --> 02:39:49,020 --tents of years. 2411 02:39:49,020 --> 02:39:50,020 And, uh, you can see the atmosphere-- 2412 02:39:50,020 --> 02:39:52,020 Thank you very much there, lads, for the tip. 2413 02:39:52,020 --> 02:39:53,020 Atmospheric temperature. 2414 02:39:53,020 --> 02:39:54,020 Shirley Temple. 2415 02:39:54,020 --> 02:39:55,020 Shirley Temple. 2416 02:39:55,020 --> 02:39:58,020 Sock, sock, calda mink. 2417 02:39:59,020 --> 02:40:04,020 I want to say these words in case they end up fucking being bad, bad, boo-boo words. 2418 02:40:04,020 --> 02:40:06,020 Fargo Boyle, thank you very much. 2419 02:40:06,020 --> 02:40:07,020 It's only a bit of bullying. 2420 02:40:07,020 --> 02:40:08,020 Connor Cleo, Shirley. 2421 02:40:08,020 --> 02:40:09,020 Sookka. 2422 02:40:09,020 --> 02:40:10,020 Dat Mullet Man. 2423 02:40:10,020 --> 02:40:11,020 And Anguished Panda. 2424 02:40:11,020 --> 02:40:12,020 Thank you very much. 2425 02:40:12,020 --> 02:40:15,020 And as you watch, it'll slowly increase. 2426 02:40:15,020 --> 02:40:17,020 And, uh, this will have a-- 2427 02:40:17,020 --> 02:40:18,020 What's going on? 2428 02:40:18,020 --> 02:40:19,020 Like, what's going on? 2429 02:40:19,020 --> 02:40:21,020 How are they even arsed about this? 2430 02:40:21,020 --> 02:40:23,020 It's going on for a long time. 2431 02:40:23,020 --> 02:40:24,020 The dramatic effect-- 2432 02:40:24,020 --> 02:40:26,020 I don't know what's going on. 2433 02:40:26,020 --> 02:40:27,020 Is he burning the earth up? 2434 02:40:27,020 --> 02:40:33,020 He's showing what happens if you mess with the globe of the world and then you let the reptiles take over, is it? 2435 02:40:33,020 --> 02:40:34,020 Looks terrible. 2436 02:40:34,020 --> 02:40:36,020 Looks absolutely fucking rubbish. 2437 02:40:36,020 --> 02:40:40,020 On the vegetation, the yellow is desert. 2438 02:40:40,020 --> 02:40:41,020 A little greenhouse, a little desert. 2439 02:40:41,020 --> 02:40:42,020 Yes. 2440 02:40:42,020 --> 02:40:43,020 A little greenhouse. 2441 02:40:43,020 --> 02:40:44,020 The desert will start to grow. 2442 02:40:44,020 --> 02:40:46,020 As I said, games can be educational. 2443 02:40:46,020 --> 02:40:52,020 We want to turn over to David now and take a look at your newest thing from Cinemaware and explain what the hardware is so we know what we're looking at. 2444 02:40:52,020 --> 02:40:56,020 Well, we're looking at a standard PC with a CD-ROM drive attached to it. 2445 02:40:56,020 --> 02:40:57,020 Sweet. 2446 02:40:57,020 --> 02:41:00,020 The first thing we're looking at the standalone CD-ROM drive or in some of the new computers that actually include the drive. 2447 02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:03,020 Okay, let's take a look at the game you're going to show us here. 2448 02:41:03,020 --> 02:41:07,020 Okay, the first thing we're going to see here is the title screen. 2449 02:41:07,020 --> 02:41:08,020 This is Defender of the Crown. 2450 02:41:08,020 --> 02:41:09,020 This is our Robin Hood story. 2451 02:41:09,020 --> 02:41:10,020 Right. 2452 02:41:10,020 --> 02:41:11,020 A Cinemaware-- 2453 02:41:11,020 --> 02:41:12,020 Sweet. 2454 02:41:12,020 --> 02:41:13,020 Okay. 2455 02:41:13,020 --> 02:41:15,020 --and basically takes our favorite movies and makes interactive versions out of them. 2456 02:41:15,020 --> 02:41:16,020 Uh-huh. 2457 02:41:16,020 --> 02:41:18,020 In this particular one, you're trying to become the king of England. 2458 02:41:18,020 --> 02:41:19,020 Okay. 2459 02:41:19,020 --> 02:41:20,020 Now, the thing that you-- 2460 02:41:20,020 --> 02:41:21,020 Joey Diaz, sweet. 2461 02:41:21,020 --> 02:41:22,020 Thanks so much. 2462 02:41:22,020 --> 02:41:25,020 Well, see first is-- and here first really is that this is a full orchestral screen. 2463 02:41:25,020 --> 02:41:27,020 Defender of the Crown CD-ROM. 2464 02:41:27,020 --> 02:41:29,020 Compact disc. 2465 02:41:29,020 --> 02:41:31,020 Read only media. 2466 02:41:31,020 --> 02:41:32,020 Amazing stuff. 2467 02:41:32,020 --> 02:41:34,020 They even put that into the title. 2468 02:41:34,020 --> 02:41:37,020 The format of which the fucking game was on. 2469 02:41:37,020 --> 02:41:38,020 They decided that-- 2470 02:41:38,020 --> 02:41:40,020 The format of the game-- 2471 02:41:40,020 --> 02:41:42,020 That the game was on was so-- 2472 02:41:42,020 --> 02:41:44,020 It had such a wow factor. 2473 02:41:44,020 --> 02:41:49,020 They decided to design that, put that into the graphical design bit of the game. 2474 02:41:49,020 --> 02:41:51,020 The beginning of the title. 2475 02:41:52,020 --> 02:41:54,020 Easily impressed times these were. 2476 02:41:54,020 --> 02:41:56,020 --Gore coming off of the CD-ROM. 2477 02:41:56,020 --> 02:41:59,020 We went back and actually orchestrated the whole thing for this version. 2478 02:41:59,020 --> 02:42:01,020 And the music is quite spectacular. 2479 02:42:01,020 --> 02:42:02,020 The music is terrible. 2480 02:42:02,020 --> 02:42:03,020 I don't know if you can hear that there. 2481 02:42:03,020 --> 02:42:04,020 It's terrible. 2482 02:42:04,020 --> 02:42:07,020 Your man's after saying the music is quite spectacular. 2483 02:42:07,020 --> 02:42:10,020 I don't know what kind of music he's been listening to. 2484 02:42:10,020 --> 02:42:13,020 But it's definitely not any of the classics. 2485 02:42:13,020 --> 02:42:18,020 That Mozart, Beethoven, Handel, or even any of the modern music that comes out. 2486 02:42:18,020 --> 02:42:20,020 Or even was out in 1990. 2487 02:42:20,020 --> 02:42:26,020 The music that he's referring to as spectacular is sub-par. 2488 02:42:26,020 --> 02:42:29,020 I'll be back and actually orchestrated the whole thing for this version. 2489 02:42:29,020 --> 02:42:31,020 And the music is quite spectacular. 2490 02:42:31,020 --> 02:42:33,020 I'll just click through this quickly now. 2491 02:42:33,020 --> 02:42:34,020 Yeah, I'm glad you did. 2492 02:42:34,020 --> 02:42:37,020 Now you get to choose to be one of these four knights if I can get the mouse up. 2493 02:42:37,020 --> 02:42:39,020 Four knights he can choose to be here. 2494 02:42:39,020 --> 02:42:41,020 We'll get a little look at the names here. 2495 02:42:41,020 --> 02:42:43,020 Wilfred of Levin, Ivanhoe. 2496 02:42:43,020 --> 02:42:48,020 He has good leadership, great jousting, and his swordplay is average. 2497 02:42:48,020 --> 02:42:55,020 He could choose Cedric of Rotherwood, who has strong leadership, good jousting, and average swordplay. 2498 02:42:55,020 --> 02:43:00,020 Or he could choose either Geoffrey Longsword, who's average, average, strong. 2499 02:43:00,020 --> 02:43:10,020 Finally, Wolfrich the Wild, the bottom right there, who shows average leadership and strong jousting, and average swordplay. 2500 02:43:10,020 --> 02:43:11,020 And then he will respond. 2501 02:43:11,020 --> 02:43:15,020 My sword and lance shall bring the Norman dogs to heel. 2502 02:43:15,020 --> 02:43:17,020 That's also coming to see. 2503 02:43:17,020 --> 02:43:21,020 They're laughing there, trying to affect joyous laughter. 2504 02:43:21,020 --> 02:43:24,020 The kind of laughter and joy that I should have affected earlier on. 2505 02:43:24,020 --> 02:43:26,020 Because they're professionals. 2506 02:43:26,020 --> 02:43:27,020 I should have done that. 2507 02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:28,020 Couldn't do it though. 2508 02:43:28,020 --> 02:43:29,020 Couldn't go past. 2509 02:43:29,020 --> 02:43:32,020 Couldn't go past my own fucking feelings. 2510 02:43:32,020 --> 02:43:35,020 But these guys are in the biz. 2511 02:43:35,020 --> 02:43:38,020 That's, you have to fake it till you make it. 2512 02:43:38,020 --> 02:43:42,020 That's how you get onto a winner like the Computer Chronicles. 2513 02:43:42,020 --> 02:43:43,020 You make a series. 2514 02:43:43,020 --> 02:43:44,020 You get employed. 2515 02:43:46,020 --> 02:43:50,020 You get the voice of the character, which is really key to making it movie-like. 2516 02:43:50,020 --> 02:43:51,020 Now here's a little storytelling. 2517 02:43:51,020 --> 02:43:54,020 You are greeted by your old friend, Robin of Loxley. 2518 02:43:54,020 --> 02:43:57,020 Many years have passed since you served with Robin. 2519 02:43:57,020 --> 02:44:01,020 So there's our friend Robin, and he will come to our aid three times in our search to become the king. 2520 02:44:01,020 --> 02:44:04,020 Now you can form alliances and you can attack other castles and so on. 2521 02:44:04,020 --> 02:44:05,020 What about the action part here? 2522 02:44:05,020 --> 02:44:06,020 Well we're going to get to that right here. 2523 02:44:06,020 --> 02:44:07,020 Can we fight these guys? 2524 02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:08,020 Sure. 2525 02:44:08,020 --> 02:44:11,020 And there's old England and Wales there. 2526 02:44:11,020 --> 02:44:15,020 11:49, Wolfrich the Wild, leadership, jousting. 2527 02:44:15,020 --> 02:44:16,020 Soar play. 2528 02:44:16,020 --> 02:44:18,020 Income is three. 2529 02:44:18,020 --> 02:44:20,020 Treasure is seven. 2530 02:44:20,020 --> 02:44:21,020 Amazing stuff. 2531 02:44:21,020 --> 02:44:22,020 Really is. 2532 02:44:22,020 --> 02:44:25,020 I wonder how, where this is going to go and where it's leading to. 2533 02:44:25,020 --> 02:44:26,020 Now here's the map of England. 2534 02:44:26,020 --> 02:44:28,020 You see the existing castles. 2535 02:44:28,020 --> 02:44:29,020 You also see your resources. 2536 02:44:29,020 --> 02:44:31,020 And then I'm going to have some options here. 2537 02:44:31,020 --> 02:44:34,020 Now you can see I can hold a tournament, go raiding and so on. 2538 02:44:34,020 --> 02:44:38,020 So I think the first thing I do is I'll gather everybody and hold a tournament here. 2539 02:44:39,020 --> 02:44:42,020 So by picking up some of the video from the CD-ROM as well. 2540 02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:44,020 Well, all the computer code is on the CD-ROM. 2541 02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:45,020 That's correct. 2542 02:44:45,020 --> 02:44:46,020 Yeah. 2543 02:44:46,020 --> 02:44:53,020 And then you'll see the trumpeteers come in here with the big fanfare. 2544 02:44:53,020 --> 02:44:55,020 And I'm just going to click through this. 2545 02:44:55,020 --> 02:44:56,020 That's terrible. 2546 02:44:56,020 --> 02:44:57,020 Look at the lads. 2547 02:44:57,020 --> 02:44:59,020 Look at the nervous twitching from Shafé here. 2548 02:44:59,020 --> 02:45:04,020 You don't usually, you know Shafé is on the ropes when he starts fucking twitching with the hands. 2549 02:45:04,020 --> 02:45:09,020 Even he's struggling to maintain professional composure here during this. 2550 02:45:09,020 --> 02:45:12,020 He doesn't like, he doesn't have anything really to add to this. 2551 02:45:12,020 --> 02:45:14,020 And you'll see the trumpeteers come in here with the big fanfare. 2552 02:45:16,020 --> 02:45:18,020 There's a bit of a pen twist. 2553 02:45:19,020 --> 02:45:20,020 Schindler was moving. 2554 02:45:20,020 --> 02:45:23,020 Schindler was making more moves than Shafé. 2555 02:45:23,020 --> 02:45:27,020 Actually, we go back to that and just see Shafé's, Schindler's hands. 2556 02:45:27,020 --> 02:45:28,020 The ears come in here. 2557 02:45:28,020 --> 02:45:30,020 Check out Schindler's hands here. 2558 02:45:30,020 --> 02:45:31,020 With the big fanfare. 2559 02:45:31,020 --> 02:45:32,020 Look at that. 2560 02:45:32,020 --> 02:45:34,020 That finger just going up and down like that. 2561 02:45:34,020 --> 02:45:39,020 That's the finger of a man who is uncomfortable with what's going on. 2562 02:45:39,020 --> 02:45:41,020 And who can blame him? 2563 02:45:41,020 --> 02:45:47,020 He's been shown a series of crap images of Wilfrick the Great or something. 2564 02:45:47,020 --> 02:45:50,020 About swordplay and the men playing trumpets. 2565 02:45:51,020 --> 02:45:54,020 It's really, really, really confusing for a video game. 2566 02:45:54,020 --> 02:45:55,020 It doesn't make sense. 2567 02:45:55,020 --> 02:45:57,020 Just a series of images. 2568 02:45:57,020 --> 02:45:58,020 Look at that. 2569 02:45:58,020 --> 02:45:59,020 It's not even animated. 2570 02:45:59,020 --> 02:46:00,020 As in, it's not moving. 2571 02:46:00,020 --> 02:46:02,020 It's just a still image. 2572 02:46:02,020 --> 02:46:04,020 And I'm just going to click through this. 2573 02:46:04,020 --> 02:46:05,020 God knows. 2574 02:46:05,020 --> 02:46:08,020 All the money probably went into what we're about to see now. 2575 02:46:08,020 --> 02:46:10,020 After this blank screen. 2576 02:46:10,020 --> 02:46:13,020 All the money probably went into what we're about to see now. 2577 02:46:13,020 --> 02:46:15,020 The jousting segment of the game. 2578 02:46:15,020 --> 02:46:17,020 God help them. 2579 02:46:17,020 --> 02:46:18,020 So that we can get to the thing. 2580 02:46:18,020 --> 02:46:19,020 Now here we are. 2581 02:46:19,020 --> 02:46:23,020 Wilfrick the Wild bids all knights to attend the games of chivalry. 2582 02:46:23,020 --> 02:46:27,020 The day of the tournament finds the Lords of Ashby. 2583 02:46:27,020 --> 02:46:28,020 The game is a decent jouster. 2584 02:46:28,020 --> 02:46:29,020 The tournament begins. 2585 02:46:29,020 --> 02:46:30,020 Still no movement in the image. 2586 02:46:30,020 --> 02:46:32,020 Very, very, very low-fi scenario. 2587 02:46:32,020 --> 02:46:33,020 Bit of ripple on the flags. 2588 02:46:33,020 --> 02:46:34,020 The animation is a lot better than what we can do. 2589 02:46:34,020 --> 02:46:35,020 The animation is a lot better than what we can do. 2590 02:46:35,020 --> 02:46:36,020 It's better than what we can do. 2591 02:46:36,020 --> 02:46:37,020 He's saying it's better than what we can do. 2592 02:46:37,020 --> 02:46:41,020 He's actually trying to fucking big it up. 2593 02:46:41,020 --> 02:46:42,020 This is better than what they could do. 2594 02:46:42,020 --> 02:46:43,020 What they could do is bad and this is meant to be good. 2595 02:46:43,020 --> 02:46:44,020 We just have. 2596 02:46:44,020 --> 02:46:45,020 Select your next opponent. 2597 02:46:45,020 --> 02:46:46,020 Cedric of Rotherwood. 2598 02:46:46,020 --> 02:46:47,020 Wilfrid of Ivanhoe. 2599 02:46:47,020 --> 02:46:48,020 Reginald Front. 2600 02:46:48,020 --> 02:46:49,020 DeBoer. 2601 02:46:49,020 --> 02:46:50,020 The game is a bit of ripple on the flags. 2602 02:46:50,020 --> 02:46:51,020 Bit of ripple on the flags. 2603 02:46:51,020 --> 02:46:52,020 Bit of ripple on the flags. 2604 02:46:52,020 --> 02:46:53,020 Yeah, and the animation is a lot better than what we can do. 2605 02:46:53,020 --> 02:46:54,020 The animation is a lot better than what we can do. 2606 02:46:54,020 --> 02:46:55,020 It's better than what we can do. 2607 02:46:55,020 --> 02:46:56,020 It's better than what we can do. 2608 02:46:56,020 --> 02:46:57,020 It's better than what we can do. 2609 02:46:57,020 --> 02:46:58,020 He's saying it's better than what we can do. 2610 02:46:58,020 --> 02:46:59,020 He's saying it's better than what we can do. 2611 02:46:59,020 --> 02:47:00,020 He's actually trying to fucking big it up. 2612 02:47:00,020 --> 02:47:02,020 This is better than what they could do. 2613 02:47:02,020 --> 02:47:04,020 was bad and this is meant to be good. 2614 02:47:06,020 --> 02:47:07,020 We just have. 2615 02:47:07,020 --> 02:47:08,020 Select your next opponent. 2616 02:47:08,020 --> 02:47:09,020 Cedric of Rotherwood. 2617 02:47:09,020 --> 02:47:10,020 Wilfrid of Ivanhoe. 2618 02:47:10,020 --> 02:47:11,020 Reginald Front. 2619 02:47:11,020 --> 02:47:12,020 DeBoer. 2620 02:47:12,020 --> 02:47:13,020 Brian. 2621 02:47:13,020 --> 02:47:14,020 DeBuy. 2622 02:47:14,020 --> 02:47:15,020 Gilbert. 2623 02:47:15,020 --> 02:47:16,020 Edmund. 2624 02:47:16,020 --> 02:47:17,020 The Grim. 2625 02:47:17,020 --> 02:47:18,020 More space on the disc. 2626 02:47:18,020 --> 02:47:19,020 I'm going to pick Edmund here. 2627 02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:21,020 And we're jousting for land instead of, or for fame rather. 2628 02:47:21,020 --> 02:47:22,020 Instead of land. 2629 02:47:22,020 --> 02:47:25,020 And now you're going to see the movie shot of him riding out. 2630 02:47:25,020 --> 02:47:26,020 This is us. 2631 02:47:26,020 --> 02:47:27,020 A little establishing shot. 2632 02:47:27,020 --> 02:47:28,020 A little establishing shot. 2633 02:47:28,020 --> 02:47:29,020 Establishing shot. 2634 02:47:29,020 --> 02:47:31,020 And then we're going to cut to the player's point of view. 2635 02:47:31,020 --> 02:47:32,020 On the horse. 2636 02:47:32,020 --> 02:47:34,020 For the, you know, the actual joust. 2637 02:47:34,020 --> 02:47:36,020 Now see I have control of the land. 2638 02:47:36,020 --> 02:47:37,020 Wow. 2639 02:47:37,020 --> 02:47:38,020 Here we go. 2640 02:47:38,020 --> 02:47:39,020 This is it. 2641 02:47:39,020 --> 02:47:44,020 All the, the game development money and time and effort went into this bit here. 2642 02:47:44,020 --> 02:47:47,020 This is the big money shot of the jousting game. 2643 02:47:47,020 --> 02:47:48,020 That's your mouse moving. 2644 02:47:48,020 --> 02:47:49,020 And that's my mouse moving. 2645 02:47:49,020 --> 02:47:51,020 You can hear a laugh there. 2646 02:47:51,020 --> 02:47:53,020 Is it a laugh of derision? 2647 02:47:53,020 --> 02:47:56,020 And he's going to, oh, I think he got me. 2648 02:47:56,020 --> 02:47:57,020 Didn't even happen. 2649 02:47:57,020 --> 02:47:58,020 Nothing happened. 2650 02:47:58,020 --> 02:47:59,020 Nothing happened. 2651 02:47:59,020 --> 02:48:00,020 It does look like you missed him. 2652 02:48:00,020 --> 02:48:01,020 I'm tough. 2653 02:48:01,020 --> 02:48:02,020 You missed him. 2654 02:48:02,020 --> 02:48:05,020 Can't, they can't even be sure of what happened in the game. 2655 02:48:05,020 --> 02:48:09,020 They're just left to guess because they ran out of money. 2656 02:48:09,020 --> 02:48:14,020 They didn't have enough money to make the game the way they had envisioned it. 2657 02:48:14,020 --> 02:48:15,020 This is all that was left. 2658 02:48:15,020 --> 02:48:16,020 Yeah. 2659 02:48:16,020 --> 02:48:20,020 And laughter, pure laughter from the boys there. 2660 02:48:20,020 --> 02:48:22,020 Let's rewind that again to see that. 2661 02:48:22,020 --> 02:48:24,020 This is a disaster. 2662 02:48:24,020 --> 02:48:25,020 Now see I have control of the lance here. 2663 02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:25,020 That's your mouse moving in the lance. 2664 02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:25,020 Oh, I think he got me. 2665 02:48:25,020 --> 02:48:26,020 I think it does look like you missed him. 2666 02:48:26,020 --> 02:48:27,020 I'm toast. 2667 02:48:27,020 --> 02:48:28,020 Yeah. 2668 02:48:28,020 --> 02:48:29,020 And then you'll hear a little audio feedback here about how you did. 2669 02:48:29,020 --> 02:48:30,020 Thus ends your day in the lists of Ashby. 2670 02:48:30,020 --> 02:48:32,020 You were not champion, but your deeds will be remembered. 2671 02:48:32,020 --> 02:48:34,020 Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name. 2672 02:48:34,020 --> 02:48:35,020 That's great. 2673 02:48:35,020 --> 02:48:36,020 So that's Defender of the Crown. 2674 02:48:36,020 --> 02:48:46,020 Absolutely incredible that they got an Australian man to voice that of a ye olde England, Englandshire kind of thing. Let's listen to that again. I'm sure he was a dick fan. 2675 02:48:46,020 --> 02:48:49,020 Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name. 2676 02:48:49,020 --> 02:48:50,020 That's great. 2677 02:48:50,020 --> 02:48:51,020 So that's Defender of the Crown. 2678 02:48:51,020 --> 02:49:00,020 Absolutely incredible that they got an Australian man to voice that of a ye olde England, Englandshire kind of thing. Let's listen to that again. I'm sure he was a dick fan. 2679 02:49:00,020 --> 02:49:03,020 Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name. 2680 02:49:03,020 --> 02:49:04,020 That's great. 2681 02:49:04,020 --> 02:49:17,020 Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name. 2682 02:49:17,020 --> 02:49:25,020 And what delivery as well. Did they not even fucking poke him in the arm afterwards and say, "Maybe just pretend man." 2683 02:49:25,020 --> 02:49:33,020 Do you know, it just does sound like you're from Melbourne. It sounds like you're reading for the first time. 2684 02:49:33,020 --> 02:49:38,020 Maybe just pretend to be excited. Do you know? It can't hurt. 2685 02:49:38,020 --> 02:49:41,020 Did they even have enough money to do a second take? 2686 02:49:41,020 --> 02:49:42,020 The Crown. 2687 02:49:42,020 --> 02:49:45,020 Leaving for home, you vow to bring glory to your name. 2688 02:49:45,020 --> 02:49:46,020 That's great. So that's Defender of the Crown. 2689 02:49:46,020 --> 02:49:51,020 Even Stuart Shaffey cuts the Australian voiceover off. That's great. 2690 02:49:51,020 --> 02:49:52,020 That's great. 2691 02:49:52,020 --> 02:49:56,020 That's Defender of the Crown. That's correct. 2692 02:49:56,020 --> 02:50:01,020 Well, there's no question that kids are fascinated by video games. 2693 02:50:01,020 --> 02:50:08,020 Nobody ever played that game after that review. That was the last, first and last review that game ever got. 2694 02:50:08,020 --> 02:50:10,020 And Shaffey knows it is shit. 2695 02:50:10,020 --> 02:50:14,020 Video games and computer games, but why? Well, we went to a video game arcade to find out. 2696 02:50:16,020 --> 02:50:23,020 The road to success is a bumpy ride fraught with complicated twists and turns. But ask any of the kids here why they play. 2697 02:50:23,020 --> 02:50:25,020 Thanks Wayne Lynch. Thank you very much. 2698 02:50:25,020 --> 02:50:27,020 It's pretty fun. It's kind of hard though. 2699 02:50:27,020 --> 02:50:34,020 I just like playing in school. It's fun like, cause you like playing basketball and you can punch each other. 2700 02:50:34,020 --> 02:50:36,020 This video game arcade... 2701 02:50:36,020 --> 02:50:43,020 Cyberpunk 2077, 2077. Thank you very much. Will you play Cyberpunk? I will, yeah. Thank you very much. 2702 02:50:43,020 --> 02:50:49,020 Wits with an electronic bad guy. For about 75 cents, they shoot, punch and hammer their way to victory. 2703 02:50:49,020 --> 02:50:52,020 The store manager says it's a way for the youngsters to unwind. 2704 02:50:52,020 --> 02:51:02,020 Wow, what the fuck is that lad on? What the fuck? Look at that. That's insane. Let's go back to that again. 2705 02:51:13,020 --> 02:51:20,020 Look at the thumb, finger and middle finger placement on that joystick. 2706 02:51:20,020 --> 02:51:30,020 Electronic bad guy. 2707 02:51:35,020 --> 02:51:37,020 He doesn't look like he's unwind in there. 2708 02:51:39,020 --> 02:51:44,020 Don't lose out. He socializes. He relaxes with his friends. When they come here... 2709 02:51:44,020 --> 02:51:49,020 ...find. They're their way to victory. The store manager says it's a way for the youngsters to unwind. 2710 02:51:49,020 --> 02:51:54,020 The adult goes out. He socializes. He relaxes with his friends. When they come here after school. 2711 02:51:54,020 --> 02:52:04,020 Relieves tension. And they're able to have fun. The child needs a place to vent frustration. And it's better to vent the frustration. 2712 02:52:04,020 --> 02:52:06,020 Ah, remember the turtles one. 2713 02:52:06,020 --> 02:52:16,020 It was co-op. You could have four people playing at the same time. Good times. 2714 02:52:16,020 --> 02:52:19,100 Play one of these games than to go out and... 2715 02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:19,900 Games. 2716 02:52:21,100 --> 02:52:22,920 Fun unwinding time. 2717 02:52:23,400 --> 02:52:26,840 These kids come in and play some of these games. 2718 02:52:27,560 --> 02:52:28,480 And vent the frust... 2719 02:52:28,480 --> 02:52:30,760 Vent their frustration out. 2720 02:52:30,980 --> 02:52:33,440 Stick this frustration on these games. 2721 02:52:34,660 --> 02:52:36,900 ...frustration on a pier and play one of these games. 2722 02:52:36,900 --> 02:52:38,400 To vent frustration. 2723 02:52:39,300 --> 02:52:42,700 And it's better to vent the frustration, play one of these games, 2724 02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:46,040 than to go out and vent the frustration on a pier. 2725 02:52:46,500 --> 02:52:50,360 And end up maybe in trouble with the local authorities. 2726 02:52:51,200 --> 02:52:55,480 It's better these kids to come in here and spend their money on these machines. 2727 02:52:56,580 --> 02:52:59,160 And vent the frustration out on these games. 2728 02:53:00,220 --> 02:53:02,000 Instead of taking it out on a pier. 2729 02:53:02,860 --> 02:53:05,300 And being arrested by the police. 2730 02:53:07,120 --> 02:53:07,640 Games. 2731 02:53:08,360 --> 02:53:10,420 And end up in these games. 2732 02:53:10,760 --> 02:53:13,760 And then to go out and vent the frustration on a pier. 2733 02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:18,020 And end up maybe in trouble with the local authorities. 2734 02:53:18,760 --> 02:53:19,800 And that we don't want. 2735 02:53:20,520 --> 02:53:23,180 This arcade boasts about 60 game consoles. 2736 02:53:23,380 --> 02:53:25,960 And it rakes in over 2,000 tokens every week. 2737 02:53:26,360 --> 02:53:28,020 That's 25 cents per token. 2738 02:53:28,200 --> 02:53:30,340 But not all of that money comes from the kids. 2739 02:53:30,600 --> 02:53:33,480 The kids come here and they can do practically anything. 2740 02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:35,460 And I'm a grown man and I can't do this. 2741 02:53:36,500 --> 02:53:38,680 And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun, you know. 2742 02:53:38,680 --> 02:53:41,060 The arcade occasionally uses gimmicks. 2743 02:53:41,060 --> 02:53:42,160 What was he doing there? 2744 02:53:43,840 --> 02:53:46,200 It's a kid's gaming hall. 2745 02:53:46,840 --> 02:53:48,020 But look at this as well. 2746 02:53:48,140 --> 02:53:50,320 He was driving a car into a cow. 2747 02:53:50,480 --> 02:53:52,680 He could drive a car into a cow on one of the games. 2748 02:53:52,820 --> 02:53:55,160 I'm here and they can do practically anything. 2749 02:53:55,280 --> 02:53:56,060 And I'm a grown man. 2750 02:53:56,680 --> 02:53:57,500 Fucking cow. 2751 02:53:57,600 --> 02:53:58,720 They even animated the... 2752 02:53:58,720 --> 02:53:59,480 Look at... 2753 02:53:59,480 --> 02:54:00,400 Blink and you'll miss it. 2754 02:54:00,480 --> 02:54:01,720 There's one of the poorer creatures. 2755 02:54:02,360 --> 02:54:03,160 And then look at that. 2756 02:54:03,520 --> 02:54:04,620 You can see it's udder. 2757 02:54:05,260 --> 02:54:07,140 It's udder has a kind of... 2758 02:54:07,140 --> 02:54:08,940 Is that like a bonus if you hit that? 2759 02:54:11,440 --> 02:54:12,560 I can't do this. 2760 02:54:13,660 --> 02:54:15,520 And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun. 2761 02:54:15,640 --> 02:54:16,480 And I'm a grown... 2762 02:54:16,480 --> 02:54:17,740 Money comes from the kids. 2763 02:54:18,000 --> 02:54:20,880 The kids come here and they can do practically anything. 2764 02:54:20,980 --> 02:54:22,840 And I'm a grown man and I can't do this. 2765 02:54:24,120 --> 02:54:24,500 And it... 2766 02:54:24,500 --> 02:54:26,820 The kids come here and they can do... 2767 02:54:26,820 --> 02:54:29,920 I'm a grown man and I can't do this, but it's a lot of fun. 2768 02:54:30,020 --> 02:54:31,600 It frustrates me, but it's practically anything. 2769 02:54:31,720 --> 02:54:33,540 All of that money comes from the kids. 2770 02:54:33,780 --> 02:54:36,680 The kids come here and they can do practically anything. 2771 02:54:36,780 --> 02:54:38,660 And I'm a grown man and I can't do this. 2772 02:54:39,700 --> 02:54:41,880 And it frustrates me, but it's a lot of fun, you know. 2773 02:54:42,400 --> 02:54:47,440 The arcade occasionally uses gimmicks like a birthday or retirement party to pull in customers. 2774 02:54:47,940 --> 02:54:51,600 But what could be the real reason they come to play video games at an arcade? 2775 02:54:52,000 --> 02:54:53,300 I'm kind of bored of my Nintendo. 2776 02:54:53,720 --> 02:54:56,300 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Kate McGargy. 2777 02:54:56,300 --> 02:55:13,580 Well, Nintendo has sort of owned the video game market for the past several years. 2778 02:55:13,580 --> 02:55:13,860 Game Boy! 2779 02:55:13,860 --> 02:55:17,720 But new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo. 2780 02:55:17,720 --> 02:55:18,340 I thought he was going to say it. 2781 02:55:18,340 --> 02:55:21,420 Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America. 2782 02:55:21,780 --> 02:55:24,360 And also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technology. 2783 02:55:24,360 --> 02:55:24,860 Look at these two. 2784 02:55:25,020 --> 02:55:25,980 Al and Bob. 2785 02:55:26,300 --> 02:55:27,600 Al and Bob. 2786 02:55:27,740 --> 02:55:29,660 The two fucking games men. 2787 02:55:30,220 --> 02:55:33,060 I just need to go for a quick toilet break. 2788 02:55:33,200 --> 02:55:34,260 I'll be back in a second. 2789 02:55:35,720 --> 02:55:37,300 What can I fucking leave you with? 2790 02:55:37,380 --> 02:55:39,800 Leave you with some drone music to these guys. 2791 02:55:40,040 --> 02:55:41,300 These are the dispatches, guys. 2792 02:55:41,400 --> 02:55:43,460 These are going to be on dispatches tonight, these two fellas. 2793 02:55:44,500 --> 02:55:52,600 The music you're going to hear to them when their dark past is uncovered, these two fellas. 2794 02:55:52,600 --> 02:56:03,480 This is the music you'll hear to the build-up, the promo for the documentary that's going to be on dispatches or Panorama or Primetime. 2795 02:56:04,960 --> 02:56:08,200 Or, you know, one of those ones. 2796 02:56:08,200 --> 02:56:09,720 We're back in two seconds now. 2797 02:56:09,780 --> 02:56:11,520 We're going to see a Sega Genesis console. 2798 02:56:11,640 --> 02:56:12,760 It's pretty exciting stuff. 2799 02:56:13,000 --> 02:56:13,440 Pretty exciting. 2800 02:56:13,520 --> 02:56:14,100 Five to two. 2801 02:56:14,220 --> 02:56:14,840 It's too late. 2802 02:56:14,940 --> 02:56:15,540 It's very late. 2803 02:56:15,660 --> 02:56:17,340 But we could have been here a lot earlier. 2804 02:56:18,560 --> 02:56:19,440 But we're not. 2805 02:56:19,440 --> 02:56:49,420 We're not. 2806 02:56:49,420 --> 02:57:19,400 I'm sorry. 2807 02:57:19,400 --> 02:57:20,600 Game Boy. 2808 02:57:24,620 --> 02:57:26,300 And all consoles. 2809 02:57:27,100 --> 02:57:28,960 And all Game Boy. 2810 02:57:34,120 --> 02:57:35,360 Oh, bro. 2811 02:57:37,740 --> 02:57:41,620 I didn't realize the music had stopped for that bit. 2812 02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:48,620 I thought me shouting Game Boy in the background was going to be an accompaniment to what happened. 2813 02:57:49,620 --> 02:57:50,100 Anyway. 2814 02:57:50,760 --> 02:57:51,740 Game Boy. 2815 02:57:52,700 --> 02:57:53,420 Pickled onion. 2816 02:57:53,560 --> 02:57:54,300 Thank you very much. 2817 02:57:54,460 --> 02:57:56,300 And tonight on Dispatch is Connor. 2818 02:57:56,440 --> 02:57:57,140 Thank you very much. 2819 02:57:58,220 --> 02:57:59,200 We can move that. 2820 02:58:05,200 --> 02:58:06,340 Stood on a duck. 2821 02:58:07,020 --> 02:58:10,880 Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and... 2822 02:58:10,880 --> 02:58:12,640 Fucking Schindler's at it again, man. 2823 02:58:12,780 --> 02:58:13,840 Schindler's gist. 2824 02:58:14,840 --> 02:58:17,020 Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America. 2825 02:58:17,260 --> 02:58:20,260 And also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. 2826 02:58:20,400 --> 02:58:20,540 Paul? 2827 02:58:20,940 --> 02:58:24,040 Al, help us understand the differentiation between these games... 2828 02:58:24,040 --> 02:58:28,700 It's funnier to use that music as they're being introduced. 2829 02:58:30,000 --> 02:58:31,000 Maybe they will. 2830 02:58:31,000 --> 02:58:31,000 Maybe they will. 2831 02:58:31,000 --> 02:58:32,000 Maybe they will. 2832 02:58:32,000 --> 02:58:33,000 Maybe they will. 2833 02:58:33,000 --> 02:58:34,000 Maybe they will. 2834 02:58:34,000 --> 02:58:35,000 Maybe they will. 2835 02:58:35,000 --> 02:58:36,000 Maybe they will. 2836 02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:36,000 Maybe they will. 2837 02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:37,000 Maybe they will. 2838 02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:37,000 Maybe they will. 2839 02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:37,000 Maybe they will. 2840 02:58:37,000 --> 02:58:41,320 Sega of America and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul. 2841 02:58:41,960 --> 02:58:46,920 Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and the same... 2842 02:58:46,920 --> 02:58:51,020 ...Pol, President with Sega of America and our challenge market for the past several years, 2843 02:58:51,140 --> 02:58:55,300 but new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo. 2844 02:58:55,700 --> 02:58:58,840 Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America, 2845 02:58:58,840 --> 02:59:02,360 and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul. 2846 02:59:03,040 --> 02:59:04,420 Al, help us understand... 2847 02:59:04,420 --> 02:59:06,800 Oh, it didn't work. It didn't work. You get it. You get it. 2848 02:59:06,800 --> 02:59:10,720 ...between these game systems and the same games played on PCs. 2849 02:59:10,960 --> 02:59:12,200 What are the relative advantages? 2850 02:59:12,520 --> 02:59:15,820 Sorry, I just wanted a good one, a really good one before we move on. 2851 02:59:15,880 --> 02:59:16,660 I know we've done it before. 2852 02:59:17,460 --> 02:59:19,060 Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's too loud. 2853 02:59:25,260 --> 02:59:26,280 One of my favorites. 2854 02:59:31,340 --> 02:59:31,940 That one. 2855 02:59:33,020 --> 02:59:33,820 Yeah, that's a good one. 2856 02:59:34,560 --> 02:59:35,200 That's a good one. 2857 02:59:36,360 --> 02:59:36,900 Okay, right. 2858 02:59:37,020 --> 02:59:38,800 So they introduced these two guys. 2859 02:59:40,420 --> 02:59:41,360 Oh, play, you fucker. 2860 02:59:42,080 --> 02:59:44,280 ...of playing a game on a game system. 2861 02:59:44,700 --> 02:59:46,060 Well, the important thing is... 2862 02:59:46,060 --> 02:59:48,980 ...are challenging a market for the past several years, 2863 02:59:49,060 --> 02:59:53,240 but new 16-bit game machines from NEC and Sega are challenging Nintendo. 2864 02:59:53,620 --> 02:59:56,780 Here to show them off are Al Nielsen, Vice President with Sega of America, 2865 02:59:56,960 --> 03:00:00,280 and also Bob Faber, Vice President with NEC Technologies. Paul. 2866 03:00:00,700 --> 03:00:06,480 Al, help us understand the differentiation between these game systems and the same games played on PCs. 2867 03:00:06,480 --> 03:00:10,260 What are the relative advantages of playing a game on a game system? 2868 03:00:10,260 --> 03:00:13,420 Well, the important thing is that the game systems really are optimized. 2869 03:00:13,420 --> 03:00:19,680 We built the graphic chips to really work well with games in terms of moving objects quickly around on the screen, 2870 03:00:19,960 --> 03:00:27,280 really increasing the resolution of what you can do, the mixing of colors, really putting them all together on a more optimized basis. 2871 03:00:27,340 --> 03:00:30,200 So you're throwing all the processing power into doing one particular task. 2872 03:00:30,260 --> 03:00:34,400 All right, speaking of which, you've got a couple games up there on your Genesis machine, 2873 03:00:34,400 --> 03:00:39,040 and I guess what our viewers are interested in is how this is really better than what they've seen before. 2874 03:00:39,180 --> 03:00:41,660 So if you can sort of focus on that as you run through a couple of games. 2875 03:00:41,700 --> 03:00:45,240 Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, which was actually... 2876 03:00:45,240 --> 03:00:46,160 Oh, my God. 2877 03:00:46,260 --> 03:00:46,860 ...designed by Michael himself. 2878 03:00:46,860 --> 03:00:48,320 Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. 2879 03:00:48,440 --> 03:00:48,920 The important thing was... 2880 03:00:48,920 --> 03:00:53,200 The game where he goes around saving kids. 2881 03:00:54,500 --> 03:00:56,760 And it's funny the way he saves the kids. 2882 03:00:56,920 --> 03:01:01,160 He fucking pats them on the head, and they move towards his... 2883 03:01:01,160 --> 03:01:02,320 You'll see for yourself. 2884 03:01:02,560 --> 03:01:03,860 I'm sure they're going to show you. 2885 03:01:03,860 --> 03:01:10,240 And it adds another layer to this kind of putting the spooky drone music to it. 2886 03:01:12,220 --> 03:01:13,380 What are the chances? 2887 03:01:13,380 --> 03:01:16,760 It's really sort of focusably designed by Michael himself. 2888 03:01:17,760 --> 03:01:20,840 Designed by Michael himself. 2889 03:01:20,840 --> 03:01:22,300 The important thing is... 2890 03:01:22,300 --> 03:01:22,980 Jackson's Moonwalker. 2891 03:01:22,980 --> 03:01:25,580 So if you can sort of focus on that as you run through a couple of games. 2892 03:01:25,600 --> 03:01:28,100 Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. 2893 03:01:30,680 --> 03:01:31,480 1430, okay. 2894 03:01:31,660 --> 03:01:32,900 Jackson's Moonwalker with... 2895 03:01:32,900 --> 03:01:33,540 Jackson's Moonwalker. 2896 03:01:33,540 --> 03:01:34,540 You run through a couple of games. 2897 03:01:34,560 --> 03:01:40,120 Well, the first game I have here is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, which was actually designed by Michael himself. 2898 03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:46,460 The important thing was really trying to make his animation-like quality, cartoon-like quality in a video game, 2899 03:01:46,600 --> 03:01:48,340 not small moving characters. 2900 03:01:48,680 --> 03:01:52,720 Show you what we've been able to do, and really, first of all, it's a new genre of video game. 2901 03:01:52,940 --> 03:01:55,700 Dance video games, or a music video come to life. 2902 03:01:56,020 --> 03:01:59,640 We put the quarter in, and we start off here in the video game. 2903 03:01:59,720 --> 03:02:01,440 Not lying now, I used to love... 2904 03:02:01,440 --> 03:02:03,140 Not gonna lie, NGL guys. 2905 03:02:03,260 --> 03:02:04,780 I used to love this game. 2906 03:02:04,860 --> 03:02:06,700 I love the dancing. 2907 03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,580 The music in it. 2908 03:02:10,180 --> 03:02:18,380 But it's taken quite a sinister fucking twist as the years have gone on, and stuff has come to light. 2909 03:02:19,280 --> 03:02:23,140 Let's have a little look here and see what goes on in this game. 2910 03:02:23,980 --> 03:02:25,480 If you can call it a game. 2911 03:02:26,580 --> 03:02:27,340 Fucking sick. 2912 03:02:27,340 --> 03:02:32,380 15-bit give you more detail, faster motion, better music, all of the above. 2913 03:02:32,700 --> 03:02:34,700 And first of all, you have real digitized voices. 2914 03:02:34,900 --> 03:02:37,620 Michael's here is trying to save these kids who've been kidnapped. 2915 03:02:38,300 --> 03:02:38,900 All right. 2916 03:02:39,660 --> 03:02:40,840 Trying to save them, yeah? 2917 03:02:42,760 --> 03:02:44,760 Let's see what happens here. 2918 03:02:45,140 --> 03:02:46,500 One of the girls... 2919 03:02:46,500 --> 03:02:51,320 Do you see what happens when he saves the kid? 2920 03:02:51,320 --> 03:02:53,320 And... 2921 03:02:53,320 --> 03:02:54,540 Ha ha ha! 2922 03:03:00,100 --> 03:03:00,580 Girls... 2923 03:03:00,580 --> 03:03:02,000 Fuck. 2924 03:03:14,600 --> 03:03:15,900 There she says, Michael. 2925 03:03:16,180 --> 03:03:18,360 It's an actual digitized voice in the game. 2926 03:03:18,820 --> 03:03:19,700 Michael's moves. 2927 03:03:19,980 --> 03:03:23,640 First of all, the characters are much, much bigger, much more highly detailed. 2928 03:03:24,780 --> 03:03:27,060 In terms of the types of things that you can go and do. 2929 03:03:27,160 --> 03:03:28,100 Look at the background. 2930 03:03:29,340 --> 03:03:30,540 Very, very detailed. 2931 03:03:30,840 --> 03:03:33,000 And of course, you really do recognize the personality of it. 2932 03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:33,940 You didn't tell me who that was. 2933 03:03:33,980 --> 03:03:35,460 I could recognize that's Michael Jackson. 2934 03:03:35,460 --> 03:03:36,740 It's not hard to tell that that's Michael. 2935 03:03:37,100 --> 03:03:39,080 But all the fun things that you can go and do. 2936 03:03:39,500 --> 03:03:43,040 One of the things that we've done in one of our commercials is really take Michael's videos 2937 03:03:43,040 --> 03:03:47,720 and put Michael videos together with the game to show how realistic they are. 2938 03:03:47,840 --> 03:03:51,740 Look at this guy here taunting Michael with the pool cue. 2939 03:03:51,900 --> 03:03:53,620 You know he's bad and he's after him. 2940 03:03:53,620 --> 03:03:55,480 You can't do that on an 8-bit system. 2941 03:03:55,480 --> 03:03:55,980 Uh-huh. 2942 03:03:55,980 --> 03:03:59,780 You can't do that on an 8-bit system. 2943 03:04:00,200 --> 03:04:00,560 Really? 2944 03:04:00,560 --> 03:04:01,560 I don't think... 2945 03:04:01,560 --> 03:04:03,840 I didn't see that as your man was taunting him. 2946 03:04:03,900 --> 03:04:07,260 All I saw that was just a basic fucking animation of a man like this. 2947 03:04:09,480 --> 03:04:11,060 She's just putting a cue in his hand. 2948 03:04:11,480 --> 03:04:12,600 It doesn't look like he's taunting. 2949 03:04:13,060 --> 03:04:14,220 Couldn't do that on an 8-bit. 2950 03:04:14,320 --> 03:04:15,300 But on a 16-bit? 2951 03:04:15,780 --> 03:04:16,280 Apparently... 2952 03:04:16,280 --> 03:04:17,140 He's mad and he's after him. 2953 03:04:17,680 --> 03:04:17,960 Oh yeah. 2954 03:04:18,000 --> 03:04:19,160 I wouldn't have known that. 2955 03:04:19,280 --> 03:04:19,540 You see. 2956 03:04:19,800 --> 03:04:21,320 He's mad and he's after him. 2957 03:04:22,160 --> 03:04:25,160 Here, taunting Michael with the pool cue. 2958 03:04:25,380 --> 03:04:27,000 You know he's bad and he's after him. 2959 03:04:27,200 --> 03:04:28,860 You can't do that on an 8-bit system. 2960 03:04:30,880 --> 03:04:35,220 In terms of pricing, what's the console cost and what do the cartridges cost each? 2961 03:04:35,400 --> 03:04:38,760 The cartridges are $49.95 on average. 2962 03:04:38,900 --> 03:04:43,240 The Genesis system here costs $189.95 for the game. 2963 03:04:43,520 --> 03:04:44,700 Okay, we have one more game. 2964 03:04:44,880 --> 03:04:46,280 We have time to take a look at it. 2965 03:04:46,280 --> 03:04:46,460 Sure. 2966 03:04:46,460 --> 03:04:47,480 If you could switch that over there, Al. 2967 03:04:47,920 --> 03:04:53,440 The one game that we have is Mickey Mouse starring in the... 2968 03:04:53,440 --> 03:04:54,340 I like that bit. 2969 03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:59,200 All you can hear is the clunk of the stuff, the hardware. 2970 03:05:00,940 --> 03:05:01,220 Asshole. 2971 03:05:01,800 --> 03:05:04,520 We have more game is... 2972 03:05:04,520 --> 03:05:06,100 Switch that over there, Al. 2973 03:05:06,520 --> 03:05:09,520 The one game that we have is... 2974 03:05:09,520 --> 03:05:15,580 Look at Schindler and Shafae just looking down as the clunk is going on. 2975 03:05:16,080 --> 03:05:17,000 Switch that over there, Al. 2976 03:05:17,400 --> 03:05:23,660 The one game that we have is Mickey Mouse starring in the Castle of Illusion. 2977 03:05:23,780 --> 03:05:25,680 Is this the first Disney character in a video game? 2978 03:05:25,960 --> 03:05:26,340 Yes. 2979 03:05:26,580 --> 03:05:28,660 On the 16-bit system. 2980 03:05:28,780 --> 03:05:31,400 He has been on other video game systems over the years. 2981 03:05:31,840 --> 03:05:33,020 I never had the Genesis. 2982 03:05:33,260 --> 03:05:34,320 I only had the... 2983 03:05:34,320 --> 03:05:36,980 I was playing Moonwalker on an 8-bit system. 2984 03:05:37,340 --> 03:05:40,180 I was playing Castle of Illusion on an 8-bit system. 2985 03:05:43,360 --> 03:05:50,860 But the important thing is this really demonstrates the capabilities of what you can go and do with the 16-bit system. 2986 03:05:51,240 --> 03:05:52,260 Here's Mickey Mouse. 2987 03:05:52,800 --> 03:05:56,020 And if you take a look, he really looks exactly like himself. 2988 03:05:56,220 --> 03:05:59,740 We haven't gone and sacrificed any of the detail on the character at all. 2989 03:06:00,000 --> 03:06:01,040 Is this new this year? 2990 03:06:01,200 --> 03:06:02,200 This is brand new. 2991 03:06:02,260 --> 03:06:04,520 It just started shipping within the last couple of weeks. 2992 03:06:05,400 --> 03:06:08,760 And I want to show you just some of the wonderful animation here of Mickey. 2993 03:06:09,100 --> 03:06:10,680 He's just walking along. 2994 03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:17,680 And then the beautiful, brilliantly colored backgrounds as he walks in and the game begins. 2995 03:06:19,140 --> 03:06:19,980 Here he is. 2996 03:06:19,980 --> 03:06:22,580 So you're playing off the Disney animation heritage here. 2997 03:06:22,600 --> 03:06:22,900 Exactly. 2998 03:06:24,940 --> 03:06:26,260 Yeah, that's pretty classic. 2999 03:06:26,260 --> 03:06:26,940 Now watch this. 3000 03:06:27,540 --> 03:06:28,200 There he is. 3001 03:06:28,260 --> 03:06:31,280 And he's just waiting for one of his old moves from the cartoon. 3002 03:06:31,460 --> 03:06:31,780 Exactly. 3003 03:06:32,480 --> 03:06:33,880 Now, he's pretty close to the edge. 3004 03:06:33,940 --> 03:06:34,680 Like the cartoon. 3005 03:06:34,680 --> 03:06:35,000 Hmm. 3006 03:06:35,400 --> 03:06:36,860 It's pretty close to the edge there. 3007 03:06:36,960 --> 03:06:39,880 So he's going to show you these by balancing. 3008 03:06:40,300 --> 03:06:40,920 There, let's see. 3009 03:06:41,020 --> 03:06:41,560 You know, he might. 3010 03:06:41,960 --> 03:06:42,360 Dangling. 3011 03:06:42,600 --> 03:06:43,640 He might lose his balance. 3012 03:06:43,720 --> 03:06:45,200 He might struggle to keep his balance. 3013 03:06:45,300 --> 03:06:46,700 I'm just trying to guess what he's going to say there. 3014 03:06:47,100 --> 03:06:48,480 You move Mickey to the edge there. 3015 03:06:48,520 --> 03:06:50,240 He might struggle to find his balance. 3016 03:06:50,920 --> 03:06:51,980 Have a little problem. 3017 03:06:52,160 --> 03:06:52,680 Uh-oh. 3018 03:06:53,180 --> 03:06:55,900 Oh, look at the emotions on his face. 3019 03:06:56,160 --> 03:06:56,740 Uh-oh. 3020 03:06:57,120 --> 03:06:59,600 Look at the emotions on his face. 3021 03:07:00,300 --> 03:07:04,380 When I see, when I hear him overcompensating like that to try and, 3022 03:07:04,380 --> 03:07:08,320 boost up the vibe, all I can think of is this. 3023 03:07:16,320 --> 03:07:17,240 That sound. 3024 03:07:17,840 --> 03:07:19,080 You know, that's what's... 3025 03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:19,580 Uh-oh. 3026 03:07:20,200 --> 03:07:22,860 Oh, look at the emotions on his face. 3027 03:07:23,060 --> 03:07:23,140 Yes. 3028 03:07:23,260 --> 03:07:27,540 You know, that's what's really making the difference between this generation of video game system 3029 03:07:27,540 --> 03:07:29,040 and the, you know, generation... 3030 03:07:29,040 --> 03:07:30,900 And the relative depth of that background, too. 3031 03:07:31,220 --> 03:07:31,500 All right. 3032 03:07:31,740 --> 03:07:33,340 You've shown us what 16-bit can do. 3033 03:07:33,360 --> 03:07:35,540 I want to move over to Bob now and take a look. 3034 03:07:35,580 --> 03:07:36,920 You've got a CD-ROM player. 3035 03:07:37,000 --> 03:07:38,760 Not a CD-ROM, but a CD player, in fact. 3036 03:07:39,320 --> 03:07:41,720 A spike of the camera there from Schindler. 3037 03:07:41,780 --> 03:07:45,360 We're going to have to fucking end the stream and continue this another night because it's getting really late. 3038 03:07:45,820 --> 03:07:48,220 But Schindler spiked the camera there. 3039 03:07:48,680 --> 03:07:51,620 And also, there was a twitch, a nervous twitch as well. 3040 03:07:52,420 --> 03:07:53,660 You might be able to pinpoint that. 3041 03:07:57,080 --> 03:07:58,100 See that twitch there? 3042 03:07:58,400 --> 03:07:59,340 Twitch there. 3043 03:07:59,560 --> 03:08:00,580 And then watch this. 3044 03:08:01,240 --> 03:08:04,700 Spike the camera just before that happened. 3045 03:08:04,800 --> 03:08:05,280 Look at that. 3046 03:08:06,060 --> 03:08:06,460 Schindler. 3047 03:08:06,560 --> 03:08:07,400 Look at Schindler there. 3048 03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:08,340 Are you watching him? 3049 03:08:09,120 --> 03:08:09,380 Look. 3050 03:08:23,980 --> 03:08:25,200 Now, watch this. 3051 03:08:25,260 --> 03:08:28,220 He does that face and then he does a twitch after it as well. 3052 03:08:28,960 --> 03:08:29,540 Take a look. 3053 03:08:31,180 --> 03:08:31,660 All right. 3054 03:08:31,860 --> 03:08:33,520 You've shown us what 16-bit can do. 3055 03:08:33,580 --> 03:08:35,740 I want to move over to Bob now and take a look. 3056 03:08:35,820 --> 03:08:37,500 You've got a CD-ROM player, not a CD-ROM player. 3057 03:08:37,500 --> 03:08:37,740 Twitch. 3058 03:08:37,940 --> 03:08:38,500 Do you see the twitch? 3059 03:08:40,580 --> 03:08:44,060 I want to move over to Bob now and take a look. 3060 03:08:44,120 --> 03:08:45,460 You've got a CD-ROM player. 3061 03:08:45,560 --> 03:08:47,300 Not a CD-ROM, but a CD player, in fact. 3062 03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:50,400 A compact disc player hooked up to your NEC unit. 3063 03:08:50,400 --> 03:08:54,980 We want to take a look at what additional capabilities that adds to a video game. 3064 03:08:55,520 --> 03:09:05,660 What you're able to do with a CD player that's never been able to do with a CD player that's never been able to be done before is increase the graphical content and also have 3065 03:09:05,660 --> 03:09:14,420 real live music, digital music and voice equivalent to what would be on a CD or on a video disc for graphics. 3066 03:09:14,420 --> 03:09:16,420 So the whole game is coming off the CD. 3067 03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:19,140 I mean, the graphics, the code, the music. 3068 03:09:19,140 --> 03:09:19,420 That's right. 3069 03:09:19,500 --> 03:09:23,880 We use the CD instead of a cartridge as the storage medium for the gameplay. 3070 03:09:24,260 --> 03:09:26,480 And that comes off immediately into the system. 3071 03:09:26,580 --> 03:09:34,780 And then the data for the music and for the voice and for the animation comes down in a streaming path from the disc. 3072 03:09:34,840 --> 03:09:36,680 And what's that extra interface box cost? 3073 03:09:36,740 --> 03:09:38,120 Is that very expensive to get into this? 3074 03:09:38,340 --> 03:09:39,840 I'm assuming you already own a CD player. 3075 03:09:40,840 --> 03:09:44,940 Schindler is fucking on yokes because his hands are pumping. 3076 03:09:45,060 --> 03:09:47,060 Look at the squeeze he's giving his hands here. 3077 03:09:47,140 --> 03:09:53,380 It's a real squeeze job for a man who should be well versed and used to this sort of pressure. 3078 03:09:54,380 --> 03:09:56,320 Remember, there's no audience watching him here. 3079 03:09:56,400 --> 03:09:57,040 It's a studio. 3080 03:09:57,280 --> 03:10:02,520 Unless Shafi has piled on the pressure here and said, look, Schindler, you've been good as a correspondent. 3081 03:10:02,920 --> 03:10:05,720 I want to fucking bring you under the video games. 3082 03:10:06,020 --> 03:10:08,300 I want to bring you under the Computer Chronicles wing. 3083 03:10:09,280 --> 03:10:10,620 This is your big fucking moment. 3084 03:10:10,720 --> 03:10:11,340 Shine, Schindler. 3085 03:10:12,000 --> 03:10:14,940 And we know we've seen 1996's Computer Chronicles. 3086 03:10:15,080 --> 03:10:15,880 We've seen 1999. 3087 03:10:16,320 --> 03:10:17,560 Schindler is nowhere to be seen. 3088 03:10:18,320 --> 03:10:21,140 So maybe he was given the fucking chance here. 3089 03:10:21,320 --> 03:10:22,940 And maybe he fucked it up. 3090 03:10:23,000 --> 03:10:23,400 We don't know. 3091 03:10:23,460 --> 03:10:24,280 But look at his hands. 3092 03:10:24,800 --> 03:10:28,120 His hands here tell a thousand tales. 3093 03:10:28,340 --> 03:10:29,140 Look at his hands there. 3094 03:10:29,140 --> 03:10:32,360 comes down a streaming path from the disc. 3095 03:10:32,440 --> 03:10:34,260 And what's that extra interface box cost? 3096 03:10:34,300 --> 03:10:35,680 Is that very expensive to get into this? 3097 03:10:35,880 --> 03:10:37,400 I'm assuming you already own a CD player. 3098 03:10:38,380 --> 03:10:41,100 Well, you have to buy the CD player to go with the system. 3099 03:10:41,200 --> 03:10:43,440 Look, and there was going to be something said there as well. 3100 03:10:43,560 --> 03:10:47,000 Because we've changed the shot here to the other two bucks. 3101 03:10:47,100 --> 03:10:49,060 But we've still got Schindler's hands. 3102 03:10:50,340 --> 03:10:51,100 Schindler's hands. 3103 03:10:51,340 --> 03:10:53,040 The left-hand side of the frame. 3104 03:10:53,860 --> 03:10:55,420 And watch what happens here. 3105 03:10:55,420 --> 03:10:55,640 Look. 3106 03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:56,240 He does a little. 3107 03:10:56,560 --> 03:10:57,320 Look at that point. 3108 03:10:57,440 --> 03:10:58,380 He points over. 3109 03:10:58,900 --> 03:10:59,640 He's fucked up. 3110 03:11:00,040 --> 03:11:00,980 He points at your man. 3111 03:11:01,060 --> 03:11:02,200 And then he points at the table. 3112 03:11:03,200 --> 03:11:03,920 And he's like. 3113 03:11:04,000 --> 03:11:04,700 Then he realizes. 3114 03:11:04,840 --> 03:11:05,060 Oh, no. 3115 03:11:05,100 --> 03:11:05,820 You're fucking up, man. 3116 03:11:06,760 --> 03:11:07,840 And Schindler's mind is going. 3117 03:11:08,600 --> 03:11:09,600 Hold it down, man. 3118 03:11:09,640 --> 03:11:10,280 Hold it down. 3119 03:11:10,380 --> 03:11:11,060 Fucking Schindler. 3120 03:11:11,140 --> 03:11:12,060 You're going to get caught out. 3121 03:11:12,220 --> 03:11:13,920 And he does the double clutch. 3122 03:11:14,020 --> 03:11:15,320 And where have we seen the double clutch? 3123 03:11:16,000 --> 03:11:19,980 Your man on the fucking mouse earlier on when he's showing the video game. 3124 03:11:20,060 --> 03:11:21,780 Did the double-handed mouse clutch. 3125 03:11:21,900 --> 03:11:22,640 The Agassi. 3126 03:11:26,820 --> 03:11:30,700 And we can see a wedding ring on Schindler's hands. 3127 03:11:30,780 --> 03:11:32,500 So we know he's felt pressure. 3128 03:11:33,120 --> 03:11:34,360 He's felt pressure before. 3129 03:11:34,840 --> 03:11:35,540 Because it's a nervous. 3130 03:11:35,720 --> 03:11:37,700 One of the most nervous days of your life, so they say. 3131 03:11:38,520 --> 03:11:40,100 So this is more. 3132 03:11:40,280 --> 03:11:42,560 He's more racked at the moment, is Schindler. 3133 03:11:43,360 --> 03:11:46,500 than he was on the day he became wed. 3134 03:11:47,700 --> 03:11:48,700 Look at his hands here. 3135 03:11:48,780 --> 03:11:49,640 Phase box cost. 3136 03:11:49,700 --> 03:11:51,060 Is that very expensive to get into this? 3137 03:11:51,280 --> 03:11:52,780 I'm assuming you already own a CD player. 3138 03:11:53,780 --> 03:11:56,540 Well, you have to buy the CD player to go with the system. 3139 03:11:56,760 --> 03:11:57,880 It's $399. 3140 03:11:58,500 --> 03:12:01,160 Starts moving the wedding ring then. 3141 03:12:01,420 --> 03:12:02,480 Starts moving the wedding ring. 3142 03:12:02,560 --> 03:12:03,160 I don't know if you saw that. 3143 03:12:03,160 --> 03:12:04,960 This is the introduction of the world, the East. 3144 03:12:05,660 --> 03:12:16,500 And what's revolutionary about it is that we're able to have, as you can hear in the background, a real description from a person who brings the player into the game and into the world. 3145 03:12:17,000 --> 03:12:23,000 And brings them in and gives them the sense of realism and the sense of a real community that hasn't existed before. 3146 03:12:23,000 --> 03:12:25,520 So you've got a storybook reader here, which happens you can't put on a cartridge. 3147 03:12:25,960 --> 03:12:26,300 Exactly. 3148 03:12:26,980 --> 03:12:28,080 How much is the game? 3149 03:12:28,500 --> 03:12:30,600 The game itself is $60 retail. 3150 03:12:31,780 --> 03:12:33,560 60 quid for that! 3151 03:12:34,380 --> 03:12:35,660 Thank you very much there. 3152 03:12:35,860 --> 03:12:40,760 You know he's bad and he's after him. 3153 03:12:40,800 --> 03:12:42,320 Thank you very much for that tip there. 3154 03:12:42,320 --> 03:12:45,180 And Connor Conn, thank you very much for that tip as well. 3155 03:12:45,260 --> 03:12:45,940 Connor Conn. 3156 03:12:46,260 --> 03:12:46,700 There you are. 3157 03:12:46,780 --> 03:12:47,380 Connor Conn. 3158 03:12:47,460 --> 03:12:48,720 Thank you very much, Connor Conn. 3159 03:12:49,100 --> 03:12:50,660 $60 for that! 3160 03:12:50,760 --> 03:12:51,300 You see that? 3161 03:12:52,620 --> 03:12:58,900 And that's $60 back then, which is probably worth $120 now, if not more. 3162 03:12:59,580 --> 03:13:02,560 Could be even $180. 3163 03:13:03,020 --> 03:13:04,400 Could be $200 back then. 3164 03:13:04,460 --> 03:13:08,040 In the sense of realism, in the sense of a real community that hasn't... 3165 03:13:08,040 --> 03:13:08,620 Doesn't look real. 3166 03:13:08,780 --> 03:13:10,160 That's meant to be a mountain. 3167 03:13:10,300 --> 03:13:11,100 Looks like bananas. 3168 03:13:11,700 --> 03:13:13,640 Looks like a big bunch of bananas. 3169 03:13:13,800 --> 03:13:14,400 Looks terrible. 3170 03:13:15,220 --> 03:13:16,420 $60 for that. 3171 03:13:17,420 --> 03:13:22,400 Gives them the sense of realism, in the sense of a real community that hasn't existed before. 3172 03:13:22,400 --> 03:13:24,900 So you've got a storybook reader here, which happens you can't put on a cartridge. 3173 03:13:25,320 --> 03:13:25,680 Exactly. 3174 03:13:26,420 --> 03:13:27,480 How much is the game? 3175 03:13:28,100 --> 03:13:29,980 The game itself is $60 retail. 3176 03:13:30,120 --> 03:13:35,680 And I guess you've got pretty sophisticated graphics coming off that. 3177 03:13:35,680 --> 03:13:36,800 They're coming off the CD also? 3178 03:13:36,800 --> 03:13:37,080 That's right. 3179 03:13:37,080 --> 03:13:38,420 They come directly off the CD. 3180 03:13:40,720 --> 03:13:42,420 Is this an adventure game? 3181 03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:44,460 It's an adventure role-playing game. 3182 03:13:44,540 --> 03:13:50,960 What it really does is push the technology of interleaving data and audio together. 3183 03:13:51,400 --> 03:13:53,220 It's pushing the pioneer area. 3184 03:13:53,360 --> 03:13:55,980 Are there many titles out now on the CD form for the NEC? 3185 03:13:55,980 --> 03:13:58,020 We have six titles out now on the CD. 3186 03:13:58,300 --> 03:14:03,320 And we'll have, beginning next year, one a month or more. 3187 03:14:03,600 --> 03:14:04,960 Bob, we have just about a minute left. 3188 03:14:05,040 --> 03:14:07,940 And I know you have one other cartridge for the standard 16-bit game. 3189 03:14:07,980 --> 03:14:10,760 If you could show us what that looks like on your NEC console. 3190 03:14:11,440 --> 03:14:13,320 The second game is called Bonk's Adventure. 3191 03:14:13,960 --> 03:14:15,160 And it's a real hit game. 3192 03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:17,560 It's one of the biggest games of this year. 3193 03:14:17,560 --> 03:14:19,560 It's a real hit game, guys. 3194 03:14:20,240 --> 03:14:22,520 I've been monitoring the hands of Schindler. 3195 03:14:22,600 --> 03:14:24,140 I don't know if you were watching him there. 3196 03:14:24,240 --> 03:14:25,680 I don't want to bore you. 3197 03:14:25,780 --> 03:14:26,980 I know it's getting tiresome. 3198 03:14:27,420 --> 03:14:28,900 I keep going back to this guy's hands. 3199 03:14:29,020 --> 03:14:30,800 It's not even that fucking big of a deal. 3200 03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:34,040 But some strange movements going on, guys. 3201 03:14:34,660 --> 03:14:37,040 I think you need to see this again. 3202 03:14:37,720 --> 03:14:38,840 I think you need to see this. 3203 03:14:39,580 --> 03:14:45,160 He actually fucking points over to your man as Stuart Shafee vocalizes a point. 3204 03:14:45,800 --> 03:14:51,240 So, like, Schindler's body language is in sync with the stuff that Shafee is saying. 3205 03:14:51,360 --> 03:14:51,700 Watch this. 3206 03:14:51,900 --> 03:14:52,300 Or more. 3207 03:14:52,640 --> 03:14:53,420 Bob, we have just a... 3208 03:14:53,420 --> 03:14:53,860 See that? 3209 03:14:54,380 --> 03:14:55,600 See that little movement there? 3210 03:14:56,300 --> 03:14:58,360 Shafee goes, Bob, we just want to see something more. 3211 03:14:58,460 --> 03:15:00,300 But Schindler's hand goes like this. 3212 03:15:01,220 --> 03:15:01,720 About a minute. 3213 03:15:01,720 --> 03:15:02,400 Next year. 3214 03:15:03,040 --> 03:15:03,920 One a month. 3215 03:15:04,100 --> 03:15:04,420 Uh-huh. 3216 03:15:04,680 --> 03:15:05,420 Or more. 3217 03:15:05,740 --> 03:15:07,080 Bob, we have just about a minute left. 3218 03:15:07,160 --> 03:15:08,520 And I know you have one other cartridge. 3219 03:15:08,640 --> 03:15:10,060 We've got a standard 16-bit game. 3220 03:15:10,120 --> 03:15:12,880 If you could show us what that looks like on your NEC console. 3221 03:15:13,540 --> 03:15:15,440 The second game is called Bonk's Adventure. 3222 03:15:16,040 --> 03:15:17,280 And it's a real hit game. 3223 03:15:18,020 --> 03:15:19,900 It's one of the biggest games of this year. 3224 03:15:20,780 --> 03:15:22,280 Bonk is a lovable character. 3225 03:15:22,960 --> 03:15:26,860 And, again, he's taken advantage of the 16-bit graphics. 3226 03:15:26,860 --> 03:15:30,740 Rather than a crude, faceless creature, what we have here is... 3227 03:15:30,740 --> 03:15:31,340 Crude, indeed. 3228 03:15:31,560 --> 03:15:33,180 It looks absolutely horrific. 3229 03:15:33,180 --> 03:15:33,260 It looks absolutely horrific. 3230 03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:33,520 It looks absolutely horrific. 3231 03:15:33,520 --> 03:15:40,260 Somebody that, in the same sense as a Warner Brothers Daffy Duck cartoon, shows some facial personality. 3232 03:15:40,620 --> 03:15:41,040 That's right. 3233 03:15:41,100 --> 03:15:42,140 He's got a real personality. 3234 03:15:42,260 --> 03:15:43,500 You'll see what happens when he gets hit. 3235 03:15:44,360 --> 03:15:45,260 His eyes get big. 3236 03:15:45,880 --> 03:15:46,620 He uses his head. 3237 03:15:46,680 --> 03:15:49,540 He's a cave dude who's only weapon is his head. 3238 03:15:49,760 --> 03:15:55,500 Yeah, so really watching this, I mean, you're looking, if you don't mind, a kind of Mario kind of thing, only, but with more personality, more characters. 3239 03:15:56,300 --> 03:15:59,140 More personality than Mario, more character. 3240 03:15:59,300 --> 03:16:00,340 I don't think so. 3241 03:16:00,740 --> 03:16:01,800 It looks terrible. 3242 03:16:02,320 --> 03:16:03,300 It's like a little baby. 3243 03:16:04,360 --> 03:16:04,940 It's stupid. 3244 03:16:05,240 --> 03:16:06,300 It looks terrible stuff. 3245 03:16:08,040 --> 03:16:12,500 Really, really, really is bargain basement stuff. 3246 03:16:12,600 --> 03:16:20,200 But, yet again, they'll probably end up charging upwards of $45 for this absolute monstrosity of a game. 3247 03:16:20,440 --> 03:16:21,060 That's right. 3248 03:16:21,200 --> 03:16:23,480 More realism, more depth, greater colors. 3249 03:16:24,060 --> 03:16:24,360 Okay. 3250 03:16:24,820 --> 03:16:25,920 Guys, thank you very much. 3251 03:16:26,440 --> 03:16:29,660 Well, what is the best game system, and should you let your kids play them? 3252 03:16:29,740 --> 03:16:32,580 Well, we'll ask an expert in just a moment, so stay with us. 3253 03:16:35,320 --> 03:16:36,560 Kids and games. 3254 03:16:37,640 --> 03:16:38,700 Look what's coming up. 3255 03:16:38,740 --> 03:16:39,540 Kids and games. 3256 03:16:39,960 --> 03:16:41,700 We've got a doctor or something. 3257 03:16:45,960 --> 03:16:48,020 Why did they need to have that little transition? 3258 03:16:49,400 --> 03:16:55,840 Joining us now is Russell DeMaria, video game analyst and expert and author, as we can see, of four books on video games. 3259 03:16:55,960 --> 03:16:56,160 Welcome. 3260 03:16:56,780 --> 03:16:58,420 Frank Zappa is after you. 3261 03:16:58,620 --> 03:16:58,820 Paul? 3262 03:16:59,820 --> 03:17:00,980 What is the difference? 3263 03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:09,380 Stuart had to fucking tell Paul to start speaking, and that's why Schindler lost the job here. 3264 03:17:09,840 --> 03:17:18,580 The camera went to focus on Frank Zappa, and then Shafi could realize that Paul isn't up to the job the same way he is. 3265 03:17:19,400 --> 03:17:20,340 So he goes, Paul? 3266 03:17:20,760 --> 03:17:22,660 I see you four books on video games. 3267 03:17:22,780 --> 03:17:23,480 Welcome, Paul. 3268 03:17:24,480 --> 03:17:29,660 What is the difference, in your opinion, between the PC platform and the video? 3269 03:17:30,180 --> 03:17:31,040 Paul Schindler. 3270 03:17:31,400 --> 03:17:32,360 Have a look here. 3271 03:17:33,740 --> 03:17:34,660 Get this going again. 3272 03:17:34,860 --> 03:17:36,040 Sorry, get this one moment. 3273 03:17:37,840 --> 03:17:39,200 Game cartridge platform. 3274 03:17:47,340 --> 03:17:48,000 Which is better? 3275 03:17:48,840 --> 03:17:50,260 Better is a hard one to answer. 3276 03:17:50,420 --> 03:17:52,300 It really is a matter of what you want to play. 3277 03:17:52,920 --> 03:17:56,860 There is some difference, and the main difference right now is in the complexity of games. 3278 03:17:57,780 --> 03:17:59,780 I think you've seen something with Sim Earth. 3279 03:18:00,120 --> 03:18:02,920 That will be on some video game consoles eventually. 3280 03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:07,620 But right now you tend to see more of the shooting games, the action games, and some role playing, 3281 03:18:07,700 --> 03:18:10,460 which is starting to get very complex on the video game consoles. 3282 03:18:10,780 --> 03:18:10,980 Yeah. 3283 03:18:11,040 --> 03:18:12,140 Differences are not so great. 3284 03:18:12,360 --> 03:18:12,540 Right. 3285 03:18:12,540 --> 03:18:14,400 You can get the video game console part of it. 3286 03:18:14,440 --> 03:18:16,940 I mean, every parent's running into that store now with the kid trying to figure, 3287 03:18:17,000 --> 03:18:20,800 well, I don't know, from Nintendo and TurboGrafx and Sega and all this stuff. 3288 03:18:21,580 --> 03:18:23,120 How does a consumer make a decision? 3289 03:18:23,260 --> 03:18:25,360 I mean, what's the right kind of game environment to get into? 3290 03:18:25,440 --> 03:18:25,960 Can you answer that? 3291 03:18:26,320 --> 03:18:30,780 It's a hard one to answer because there's a lot of technological differences between the games. 3292 03:18:30,780 --> 03:18:34,280 But one of the things that I always tell people is look at the games themselves. 3293 03:18:34,420 --> 03:18:37,300 If something excites you, that's probably the system you want to get. 3294 03:18:37,740 --> 03:18:40,980 And you may have to make some choices because there will be exciting games on all systems. 3295 03:18:40,980 --> 03:18:42,060 It's the same old computer story. 3296 03:18:42,140 --> 03:18:44,620 Start with the software and get the hardware that will support that. 3297 03:18:44,620 --> 03:18:44,640 Exactly. 3298 03:18:44,640 --> 03:18:45,260 It's exactly the same principle. 3299 03:18:45,500 --> 03:18:45,620 Yeah. 3300 03:18:46,160 --> 03:18:49,620 I'd like to get to the question that Paul and I started out with at the very beginning 3301 03:18:49,620 --> 03:18:52,820 because the concern is about the video games and almost addiction, as you know, 3302 03:18:52,880 --> 03:18:56,460 that young kids and certainly boys have for playing a lot of these video games and computer games. 3303 03:18:57,640 --> 03:18:58,380 Is it bad? 3304 03:18:58,440 --> 03:18:58,820 Is it good? 3305 03:18:58,820 --> 03:19:02,340 What should a parent do where you've got a kid who just won't stop playing the games? 3306 03:19:02,880 --> 03:19:06,680 My feeling is that the sense of addiction, which is really more of an obsession, 3307 03:19:07,220 --> 03:19:10,920 is something that comes from environment and from a lack of communication. 3308 03:19:11,460 --> 03:19:14,760 I really like to see parents actually talk to their children and say, 3309 03:19:14,820 --> 03:19:15,600 what are you doing here? 3310 03:19:15,940 --> 03:19:19,860 And you'll be amazed to find out that children will say, oh, I'm doing this and that and the other. 3311 03:19:20,100 --> 03:19:23,140 They'll find out there's a lot of procedural thinking going on, even in action games. 3312 03:19:23,600 --> 03:19:26,800 And the more you're interested, the less of an issue it becomes. 3313 03:19:26,800 --> 03:19:29,720 We all know that children make issues out of things that we object to. 3314 03:19:29,720 --> 03:19:31,680 Do you limit the game playing of your own children? 3315 03:19:32,020 --> 03:19:32,240 No. 3316 03:19:32,560 --> 03:19:33,520 I've never had to. 3317 03:19:33,820 --> 03:19:38,380 The only thing I limit is if they start to get too worked up in the game, get frustrated, 3318 03:19:38,800 --> 03:19:40,900 I have them calm down and stop, slow down. 3319 03:19:41,160 --> 03:19:42,840 But as far as the other thing, I've never had to. 3320 03:19:42,880 --> 03:19:45,320 They play outside all the time and they only play games some of the time. 3321 03:19:45,320 --> 03:19:47,740 Quickly, and last point, what about the violence in some of these games? 3322 03:19:47,800 --> 03:19:48,460 Does that concern you? 3323 03:19:48,940 --> 03:19:50,280 It does concern me a little bit. 3324 03:19:50,380 --> 03:19:54,180 I see games as a platform to the future with simulations and learning. 3325 03:19:54,600 --> 03:19:56,960 And I think we're going to have to deal with what people want. 3326 03:19:57,060 --> 03:19:58,700 Violence seems to be part of it right now. 3327 03:19:58,760 --> 03:20:00,380 But I think it's leading to much greater things. 3328 03:20:00,460 --> 03:20:01,360 Russell, thanks very much. 3329 03:20:01,440 --> 03:20:03,720 That's our look at video games and computer games. 3330 03:20:03,880 --> 03:20:05,980 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news. 3331 03:20:05,980 --> 03:20:06,420 Nice. 3332 03:20:08,300 --> 03:20:10,180 News, news, news. 3333 03:20:10,400 --> 03:20:11,120 Random access. 3334 03:20:11,120 --> 03:20:20,260 In the random access file this week, 3335 03:20:20,520 --> 03:20:26,100 rumors are flying that Apple Computer will introduce several laptops in 1991, 3336 03:20:26,700 --> 03:20:28,500 including a seven-pound color system. 3337 03:20:28,980 --> 03:20:33,040 The lightweight portable is to be based on Motorola's 68030 processor 3338 03:20:33,040 --> 03:20:35,560 and will have 8-bit color video technology. 3339 03:20:35,840 --> 03:20:40,480 Seven major computer manufacturers, including Tandy, Fujitsu, and AT&T, 3340 03:20:40,760 --> 03:20:45,260 are attempting to set a de-factor standard for multimedia by releasing similar systems 3341 03:20:45,260 --> 03:20:48,180 that support multimedia extensions to Microsoft Windows. 3342 03:20:48,660 --> 03:20:52,860 The announcement means improved hardware support for a clearly defined multimedia platform. 3343 03:20:53,340 --> 03:20:57,400 This should make it easier for software developers to create multimedia applications. 3344 03:20:58,240 --> 03:21:01,740 Motorola's 68040 microprocessor is finally available. 3345 03:21:02,120 --> 03:21:04,660 The million transistor chip has been delayed almost a year. 3346 03:21:04,960 --> 03:21:08,180 The 68040 chip has been plagued by technical difficulties, 3347 03:21:08,340 --> 03:21:10,880 particularly with the multiprocessor functions. 3348 03:21:11,560 --> 03:21:12,360 At the same time, 3349 03:21:12,440 --> 03:21:16,720 Next Computer has started volume shipments of its 68040 base Next Station 3350 03:21:16,720 --> 03:21:18,360 and the new Next Cube machine. 3351 03:21:18,600 --> 03:21:22,420 I think that was Steve Jobs' venture when he left Apple the first time. 3352 03:21:22,580 --> 03:21:23,900 He went and made the Next. 3353 03:21:24,840 --> 03:21:29,000 ...upgrade boards are also available for users of 030 base Next Computers. 3354 03:21:29,240 --> 03:21:32,980 Taking a look at this week's top 10 software titles for the Macintosh, 3355 03:21:33,360 --> 03:21:36,440 Mac Connection reports that After Dark is in the number one spot, 3356 03:21:36,820 --> 03:21:39,900 followed by Disk Doubler, in third place is Adobe Type Manager, 3357 03:21:40,080 --> 03:21:41,420 and Symantec Sam is fourth. 3358 03:21:41,840 --> 03:21:43,800 And in fifth place is Quicken for the Mac. 3359 03:21:44,200 --> 03:21:47,260 Rounding out the top 10 are Correct Grammar, Mac Utilities, 3360 03:21:47,640 --> 03:21:51,880 Microsoft Word, Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego, and Suitcase 2. 3361 03:21:52,140 --> 03:21:52,880 Suitcase 2. 3362 03:21:52,880 --> 03:21:58,080 Toshiba is trying to fix a bug that slows performance of complex applications in several Macintosh models. 3363 03:21:58,600 --> 03:22:03,340 The bug is in all models of the Mac 2CI, 2SI, 2FX, and LC. 3364 03:22:04,000 --> 03:22:09,100 Apparently, it only affects applications that place unusually high demands on the Mac memory manager. 3365 03:22:09,840 --> 03:22:13,560 Toshiba plans to market several versions of a high-speed notebook computer 3366 03:22:13,560 --> 03:22:17,280 with a processing speed three times faster than those currently available. 3367 03:22:17,800 --> 03:22:20,940 They will feature a fluorescent side-lit display for greater brilliance. 3368 03:22:21,360 --> 03:22:26,860 Toshiba also plans to introduce a new laptop with an advanced color display in the first quarter of 1991. 3369 03:22:27,420 --> 03:22:27,740 Lovely. 3370 03:22:28,000 --> 03:22:30,820 Time now for Paul Schindler in this week's software review. 3371 03:22:31,060 --> 03:22:31,720 Come on, Paul. 3372 03:22:31,940 --> 03:22:33,040 One of the most popular... 3373 03:22:33,040 --> 03:22:33,640 Lovely stuff. 3374 03:22:33,640 --> 03:22:36,640 That's a lovely little situation to be going right into there. 3375 03:22:36,640 --> 03:22:42,640 So 3376 03:22:42,640 --> 03:22:44,640 So 3377 03:22:44,640 --> 03:22:46,640 So 3378 03:22:46,640 --> 03:22:48,640 So 3379 03:22:48,640 --> 03:22:50,640 So 3380 03:22:50,640 --> 03:22:52,640 So 3381 03:22:52,640 --> 03:22:54,640 So 3382 03:22:54,640 --> 03:22:56,640 So 3383 03:22:56,640 --> 03:23:26,620 The end of the video is a video of the PC. 3384 03:23:26,620 --> 03:23:56,600 The end of the video is a video of the PC. 3385 03:23:56,600 --> 03:23:58,600 Thank you very much, Tobs. 3386 03:23:58,600 --> 03:24:03,780 If the program gets close to what you want, lock down one aspect and just allow the others 3387 03:24:03,780 --> 03:24:04,280 to change. 3388 03:24:04,600 --> 03:24:08,600 You have the choice of a variety of fonts as well as a variety of effects within the fonts. 3389 03:24:08,940 --> 03:24:12,360 Both the effects and the font list are so long they run off the bottom of the screen. 3390 03:24:12,740 --> 03:24:14,960 There's also a number of ready-made banners as well. 3391 03:24:14,960 --> 03:24:16,040 Banner Mania... 3392 03:24:16,040 --> 03:24:18,020 It's a bit fucking dodgy there, wasn't it? 3393 03:24:18,020 --> 03:24:21,020 There's a few fonts. 3394 03:24:21,320 --> 03:24:23,560 There's a font that looks a bit fucking racist. 3395 03:24:24,360 --> 03:24:25,160 A bit dodgy. 3396 03:24:25,680 --> 03:24:26,080 I'm not sure. 3397 03:24:27,740 --> 03:24:29,740 Please, I'm... 3398 03:24:29,740 --> 03:24:31,740 Metro... 3399 03:24:31,740 --> 03:24:33,340 What? 3400 03:24:34,340 --> 03:24:35,400 ...saint-face... 3401 03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:37,100 ...a number of ready-made banners as well. 3402 03:24:37,580 --> 03:24:41,180 Banner Mania is $60 from Broderbund Software in San Rafael, California, 3403 03:24:41,380 --> 03:24:43,480 and is available for both the PC and the Mac. 3404 03:24:43,740 --> 03:24:45,840 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 3405 03:24:46,280 --> 03:24:48,100 Schindler's after you. 3406 03:24:48,100 --> 03:24:50,460 ...to release DOS 5.0 until sometime next year, 3407 03:24:50,560 --> 03:24:52,760 but if you can't wait that long to find out about it, 3408 03:24:53,020 --> 03:24:56,000 pick up Banton's new book, The PC Configuration Handbook. 3409 03:24:56,000 --> 03:24:59,340 The appendix covers key changes, including a new utility, 3410 03:24:59,480 --> 03:25:01,860 enabling most of the operating system to be loaded 3411 03:25:01,860 --> 03:25:04,640 into the high-memory area or extended memory. 3412 03:25:05,120 --> 03:25:06,720 The book also covers installation, 3413 03:25:06,900 --> 03:25:09,540 which appears to be an easier job than in earlier versions. 3414 03:25:10,020 --> 03:25:11,400 And finally, have you ever thought about 3415 03:25:11,400 --> 03:25:13,280 how much a business meeting really costs? 3416 03:25:13,660 --> 03:25:16,660 The Institute for Better Meetings has released a software program 3417 03:25:16,660 --> 03:25:18,280 to tell you just that while you meet. 3418 03:25:18,620 --> 03:25:20,340 The product, called the Meeting Meter, 3419 03:25:20,660 --> 03:25:23,140 looks like an old-time taxi meter on your PC 3420 03:25:23,140 --> 03:25:25,760 and updates the total fare every tenth of a minute. 3421 03:25:25,760 --> 03:25:29,660 The fare is based on the meeting participants' actual or estimated salary. 3422 03:25:30,040 --> 03:25:32,380 A budget can be preset, activating an alarm 3423 03:25:32,380 --> 03:25:33,940 when the meeting has run out of money. 3424 03:25:34,360 --> 03:25:36,280 And that's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 3425 03:25:36,360 --> 03:25:37,140 I'm Kate McGarkey. 3426 03:25:37,320 --> 03:25:37,780 Thanks, Kate. 3427 03:25:38,100 --> 03:25:40,700 The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part 3428 03:25:40,700 --> 03:25:42,720 by the Software Publishers Association, 3429 03:25:42,920 --> 03:25:45,440 which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software. 3430 03:25:45,620 --> 03:25:46,100 That's it. 3431 03:25:46,100 --> 03:25:48,780 The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal. 3432 03:25:49,140 --> 03:25:52,220 Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection, 3433 03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:54,160 and by Byte Magazine and Bix. 3434 03:25:55,760 --> 03:25:58,980 For a transcript of this week's Computer Chronicles, 3435 03:25:59,220 --> 03:26:01,640 send $4 to PTV Publications, 3436 03:26:01,980 --> 03:26:06,280 Post Office Box 701, Kent, Ohio, 44240. 3437 03:26:06,780 --> 03:26:08,220 Please indicate program date. 3438 03:26:11,720 --> 03:26:15,360 Look at the two lads there playing the fucking Super Mario Brothers 3439 03:26:15,360 --> 03:26:16,080 in the background. 3440 03:26:16,320 --> 03:26:19,180 It's the titles, the credits roll. 3441 03:26:20,220 --> 03:26:21,100 It's funny stuff. 3442 03:26:21,900 --> 03:26:23,260 It really is a great show. 3443 03:26:24,020 --> 03:26:26,580 And that was another episode chalked down. 3444 03:26:27,080 --> 03:26:29,160 There's still another 150 to go. 3445 03:26:29,440 --> 03:26:30,540 I think there's 400. 3446 03:26:31,380 --> 03:26:33,580 But I'm not going to go back to the 70s. 3447 03:26:33,660 --> 03:26:33,860 I mean, 3448 03:26:35,480 --> 03:26:37,320 the quality is very, very, 3449 03:26:37,360 --> 03:26:38,960 it's very, very low energy. 3450 03:26:39,220 --> 03:26:39,580 Like, you know, 3451 03:26:40,500 --> 03:26:43,800 a lot to be said for Stuart Shafee's hyper 3452 03:26:43,800 --> 03:26:46,400 presentorial style. 3453 03:26:47,240 --> 03:26:48,300 Cutting people off and stuff. 3454 03:26:50,500 --> 03:26:51,060 Because it, 3455 03:26:51,140 --> 03:26:53,000 it keeps it going along. 3456 03:26:53,000 --> 03:27:16,680 Hey, look. 3457 03:27:17,360 --> 03:27:19,780 Buzz Bullock was one of the interns. 3458 03:27:21,100 --> 03:27:22,660 Buzz Bullock is after you. 3459 03:27:22,660 --> 03:27:24,560 Yeah, well, 3460 03:27:24,800 --> 03:27:25,200 can you get, 3461 03:27:25,440 --> 03:27:26,600 tell Buzz Bullock there 3462 03:27:26,600 --> 03:27:27,780 to go down and get a fucking, 3463 03:27:27,960 --> 03:27:29,540 a rake of coffees for the boys. 3464 03:27:30,380 --> 03:27:31,780 Schindler wants his coffee. 3465 03:27:32,840 --> 03:27:34,020 He likes a double shot. 3466 03:27:34,360 --> 03:27:35,760 And don't fuck it up, man. 3467 03:27:36,300 --> 03:27:37,280 Otherwise, we'll fucking 3468 03:27:37,280 --> 03:27:39,540 cut your bullocks off, Buzz. 3469 03:27:40,680 --> 03:27:41,620 What a great name. 3470 03:27:42,220 --> 03:27:42,760 Buzz Bullock. 3471 03:27:43,060 --> 03:27:43,820 Apple Computer. 3472 03:27:44,000 --> 03:27:44,900 Thanks to ye. 3473 03:27:45,040 --> 03:27:46,100 And IBM as well. 3474 03:27:46,100 --> 03:27:48,360 And then another shot of the boys 3475 03:27:48,360 --> 03:27:49,860 playing that. 3476 03:27:49,960 --> 03:27:51,760 A lovely silhouette, Shafee. 3477 03:27:51,860 --> 03:27:52,960 It's a collector's item. 3478 03:27:53,080 --> 03:27:54,180 You don't usually see it. 3479 03:27:54,780 --> 03:27:56,560 Executive producer and creator 3480 03:27:56,560 --> 03:27:57,620 of Computer Chronicles, 3481 03:27:57,740 --> 03:27:58,340 Stuart Shafee. 3482 03:27:59,020 --> 03:28:00,140 Silhouetted there playing 3483 03:28:00,140 --> 03:28:00,880 the Nintendo, 3484 03:28:00,880 --> 03:28:02,680 Nintendo control deck 3485 03:28:02,680 --> 03:28:04,500 or NES system. 3486 03:28:05,220 --> 03:28:07,140 And it's the Mario Brothers 3. 3487 03:28:07,500 --> 03:28:08,700 An amazing situation. 3488 03:28:09,020 --> 03:28:10,500 Schindler there pretending to, 3489 03:28:10,500 --> 03:28:12,400 to egg him on. 3490 03:28:20,040 --> 03:28:21,040 Like that as well. 3491 03:28:21,120 --> 03:28:22,080 Very good stuff. 3492 03:28:22,640 --> 03:28:23,620 Thanks very much, lads. 3493 03:28:23,680 --> 03:28:25,460 It's been a nice viewing. 3494 03:28:26,520 --> 03:28:27,860 Better than the last one. 3495 03:28:27,920 --> 03:28:29,940 The Y2K one was shite. 3496 03:28:30,800 --> 03:28:31,900 But that was good. 3497 03:28:32,020 --> 03:28:32,560 What's this here? 3498 03:28:32,620 --> 03:28:33,160 Mega Drive. 3499 03:28:33,760 --> 03:28:34,520 Nostalgia nerd. 3500 03:28:34,640 --> 03:28:34,800 No. 3501 03:28:35,000 --> 03:28:35,720 Computer cars. 3502 03:28:35,860 --> 03:28:37,000 No supercomputers. 3503 03:28:38,500 --> 03:28:39,680 Build your own PC. 3504 03:28:41,020 --> 03:28:42,360 That'd be never an attempt 3505 03:28:42,360 --> 03:28:43,120 to watch another. 3506 03:28:43,460 --> 03:28:44,400 Like, I'm fucking... 3507 03:28:44,400 --> 03:28:45,940 We should just go to bed. 3508 03:28:46,200 --> 03:28:46,940 PC gaming. 3509 03:28:47,040 --> 03:28:47,720 We've seen that one. 3510 03:28:50,480 --> 03:28:52,660 Computer games from 1987. 3511 03:28:56,040 --> 03:28:57,580 See what the intro is like. 3512 03:29:02,080 --> 03:29:03,140 I'm in the house 3513 03:29:03,140 --> 03:29:04,400 of the Bennett family. 3514 03:29:04,540 --> 03:29:05,740 I've managed to gain access 3515 03:29:05,740 --> 03:29:06,560 to the house 3516 03:29:06,560 --> 03:29:07,940 of the Bennett family. 3517 03:29:08,720 --> 03:29:09,740 Where their children 3518 03:29:09,740 --> 03:29:11,140 are playing computer games 3519 03:29:11,140 --> 03:29:11,840 in the basement. 3520 03:29:15,260 --> 03:29:16,480 They say the family 3521 03:29:16,480 --> 03:29:17,580 that plays together 3522 03:29:17,580 --> 03:29:18,520 stays together. 3523 03:29:18,680 --> 03:29:19,680 Well, if that's the case, 3524 03:29:19,780 --> 03:29:20,740 then the Bennett family 3525 03:29:20,740 --> 03:29:21,460 ought to be together 3526 03:29:21,460 --> 03:29:23,100 for a very long time 3527 03:29:23,100 --> 03:29:23,780 because they're... 3528 03:29:23,780 --> 03:29:24,720 What's going on, Stu? 3529 03:29:25,140 --> 03:29:26,720 All computer game nuts. 3530 03:29:26,820 --> 03:29:27,660 From mom and dad 3531 03:29:27,660 --> 03:29:28,980 to teenager Bill 3532 03:29:28,980 --> 03:29:30,380 to grade schooler Steve. 3533 03:29:30,480 --> 03:29:31,040 The Bennett's think 3534 03:29:31,040 --> 03:29:31,760 that computer games 3535 03:29:31,760 --> 03:29:32,820 are not only fun 3536 03:29:32,820 --> 03:29:33,940 but educational. 3537 03:29:34,460 --> 03:29:35,440 Today, we'll take a look 3538 03:29:35,440 --> 03:29:35,940 at the newest 3539 03:29:35,940 --> 03:29:37,540 and best computer games 3540 03:29:37,540 --> 03:29:38,560 on this edition 3541 03:29:38,560 --> 03:29:40,240 of the Computer Chronicles. 3542 03:29:41,680 --> 03:29:44,200 See, this is the old titles here. 3543 03:29:44,280 --> 03:29:44,960 You've got the old 3544 03:29:44,960 --> 03:29:46,960 mathematical abacus. 3545 03:29:48,940 --> 03:29:50,500 The first ever computer. 3546 03:29:50,920 --> 03:29:52,500 Guys, the first ever computer. 3547 03:29:52,780 --> 03:29:53,400 Some beads. 3548 03:29:53,560 --> 03:29:54,540 Beads on a stick. 3549 03:29:54,540 --> 03:29:57,460 And then you've got 3550 03:29:57,460 --> 03:29:58,080 some sort of 3551 03:29:58,080 --> 03:29:59,440 fucking medieval bullshit. 3552 03:30:02,360 --> 03:30:03,520 That sounds, I don't know, 3553 03:30:03,520 --> 03:30:05,540 Chinese or something. 3554 03:30:06,960 --> 03:30:08,180 Don't know why that music 3555 03:30:08,180 --> 03:30:09,260 fits the typewriter. 3556 03:30:09,440 --> 03:30:10,100 But then you've got 3557 03:30:10,100 --> 03:30:11,700 more modern music, 3558 03:30:11,920 --> 03:30:12,740 electronic music 3559 03:30:12,740 --> 03:30:14,360 to fit the shots 3560 03:30:14,360 --> 03:30:15,500 of the modern day computers 3561 03:30:15,500 --> 03:30:16,400 that we're using then. 3562 03:30:19,180 --> 03:30:19,920 Tomorrow's world. 3563 03:30:19,920 --> 03:30:28,460 Open university. 3564 03:30:28,840 --> 03:30:29,800 The Computer Chronicles 3565 03:30:29,800 --> 03:30:31,060 is made possible in part 3566 03:30:31,060 --> 03:30:31,620 by shop 3567 03:30:31,620 --> 03:30:33,900 Byte's deep technology 3568 03:30:33,900 --> 03:30:34,520 Gary 3569 03:30:34,520 --> 03:30:36,520 in games we all 3570 03:30:36,520 --> 03:30:37,220 computer chronicles. 3571 03:30:37,220 --> 03:30:38,280 Fucking Schindler 3572 03:30:38,280 --> 03:30:38,960 is with him there 3573 03:30:38,960 --> 03:30:39,720 in 87. 3574 03:30:42,860 --> 03:30:44,100 Welcome to the computer. 3575 03:30:44,100 --> 03:30:45,280 Look at the fucking thatch. 3576 03:30:45,480 --> 03:30:46,800 It's very rip. 3577 03:30:46,860 --> 03:30:47,420 It's thick. 3578 03:30:51,340 --> 03:30:52,160 It's perfect. 3579 03:30:52,660 --> 03:30:54,220 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 3580 03:30:54,340 --> 03:30:55,220 I'm Stuart Shiffey 3581 03:30:55,220 --> 03:30:56,480 and this is Gary Kildall. 3582 03:30:56,600 --> 03:30:58,140 Gary chess is an ancient game. 3583 03:30:58,820 --> 03:30:59,840 That's not Schindler. 3584 03:30:59,960 --> 03:31:01,260 That's Gary Kildall. 3585 03:31:02,260 --> 03:31:04,020 But he looks exactly... 3586 03:31:04,020 --> 03:31:05,300 Doesn't he look like Schindler? 3587 03:31:05,580 --> 03:31:07,080 He looks exactly like Schindler. 3588 03:31:07,300 --> 03:31:07,860 We all know. 3589 03:31:08,220 --> 03:31:09,080 But this little computer 3590 03:31:09,080 --> 03:31:10,160 which is not so ancient 3591 03:31:10,160 --> 03:31:11,100 I hate to tell you 3592 03:31:11,100 --> 03:31:11,680 can beat me 3593 03:31:11,680 --> 03:31:12,720 in a game of chess. 3594 03:31:12,780 --> 03:31:13,160 Let me show you 3595 03:31:13,160 --> 03:31:14,380 how small this thing really is. 3596 03:31:14,440 --> 03:31:15,160 I can open it up 3597 03:31:15,160 --> 03:31:17,480 and that's the whole thing. 3598 03:31:17,940 --> 03:31:18,860 That's the little chip right there. 3599 03:31:18,920 --> 03:31:19,660 The battery's bigger 3600 03:31:19,660 --> 03:31:20,480 than the computer 3601 03:31:20,480 --> 03:31:21,540 and it knows how to play chess. 3602 03:31:21,740 --> 03:31:22,400 We're going to be talking 3603 03:31:22,400 --> 03:31:23,900 about game software today, Gary. 3604 03:31:23,940 --> 03:31:24,680 And some people may think 3605 03:31:24,680 --> 03:31:25,240 that's frivolous 3606 03:31:25,240 --> 03:31:26,620 but from a programmer's point of view 3607 03:31:26,620 --> 03:31:27,820 I would think the challenges 3608 03:31:27,820 --> 03:31:28,660 of writing a game 3609 03:31:28,660 --> 03:31:29,380 are much the same 3610 03:31:29,380 --> 03:31:30,220 as those for writing 3611 03:31:30,220 --> 03:31:30,840 business software. 3612 03:31:30,900 --> 03:31:31,680 Well there are a lot of similarities 3613 03:31:31,680 --> 03:31:32,580 and a lot of differences to it. 3614 03:31:32,860 --> 03:31:33,860 In the case of business software 3615 03:31:33,860 --> 03:31:34,360 for example 3616 03:31:34,360 --> 03:31:35,480 the coding is often 3617 03:31:35,480 --> 03:31:36,300 very file intensive. 3618 03:31:36,720 --> 03:31:37,960 In the case of game playing software 3619 03:31:37,960 --> 03:31:39,200 it's often real time 3620 03:31:39,200 --> 03:31:39,920 because the player wants 3621 03:31:39,920 --> 03:31:40,900 to get an instant response. 3622 03:31:41,340 --> 03:31:42,400 So it depends an awful lot 3623 03:31:42,400 --> 03:31:43,080 whether you're programming 3624 03:31:43,080 --> 03:31:43,760 for one of these things 3625 03:31:43,760 --> 03:31:44,500 or not even a PC 3626 03:31:44,500 --> 03:31:45,820 but often programs 3627 03:31:45,820 --> 03:31:46,580 for game playing 3628 03:31:46,580 --> 03:31:47,620 are written in an assembly language. 3629 03:31:48,020 --> 03:31:48,860 Time critical sections 3630 03:31:48,860 --> 03:31:50,060 are examined very very carefully 3631 03:31:50,060 --> 03:31:50,640 and so forth. 3632 03:31:51,020 --> 03:31:51,560 But educational. 3633 03:31:51,720 --> 03:31:53,440 ...Amiga and the Apple IIGS. 3634 03:31:53,800 --> 03:31:54,320 My novel. 3635 03:31:54,640 --> 03:31:56,320 With an interview we... 3636 03:31:56,320 --> 03:31:58,700 Douglas Adams 3637 03:31:58,700 --> 03:32:00,720 best known for the hugely successful 3638 03:32:00,720 --> 03:32:02,380 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 3639 03:32:02,380 --> 03:32:04,200 has discovered a new way 3640 03:32:04,200 --> 03:32:05,500 to startle, befuddle 3641 03:32:05,500 --> 03:32:07,020 and astonish his fans 3642 03:32:07,020 --> 03:32:08,780 with a text adventure game 3643 03:32:08,780 --> 03:32:09,980 called Bureaucracy. 3644 03:32:10,420 --> 03:32:11,760 It's based on his own 3645 03:32:11,760 --> 03:32:12,820 experientially response... 3646 03:32:12,820 --> 03:32:14,540 ...it was very silly of us 3647 03:32:14,540 --> 03:32:15,880 and we will make sure 3648 03:32:15,880 --> 03:32:16,660 it doesn't happen again 3649 03:32:16,660 --> 03:32:17,640 and our records have now 3650 03:32:17,640 --> 03:32:18,240 been corrected 3651 03:32:18,240 --> 03:32:19,120 and so on and so forth. 3652 03:32:19,380 --> 03:32:20,200 What's he on about 3653 03:32:20,200 --> 03:32:21,300 when he's saying that? 3654 03:32:21,740 --> 03:32:22,280 We apologize. 3655 03:32:23,120 --> 03:32:23,500 When the bank... 3656 03:32:23,500 --> 03:32:24,540 ...own experience 3657 03:32:24,540 --> 03:32:25,940 trying to get his bank 3658 03:32:25,940 --> 03:32:27,700 to acknowledge a change of address. 3659 03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,500 When the bank finally responds... 3660 03:32:29,500 --> 03:32:31,920 ...they wrote me a very nice 3661 03:32:31,920 --> 03:32:33,260 very apologetic letter saying 3662 03:32:33,260 --> 03:32:34,200 yes but this is absurd. 3663 03:32:34,300 --> 03:32:36,360 We do agree and it was very silly of us 3664 03:32:36,360 --> 03:32:37,700 and we will make sure 3665 03:32:37,700 --> 03:32:38,500 it doesn't happen again 3666 03:32:38,500 --> 03:32:40,060 and our records have now been corrected 3667 03:32:40,060 --> 03:32:40,940 and so on and so forth. 3668 03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:43,280 Guess where they sent the letter? 3669 03:32:44,880 --> 03:32:45,580 Your old lady. 3670 03:32:45,980 --> 03:32:46,820 To the old address. 3671 03:32:47,000 --> 03:32:47,200 Yes. 3672 03:32:47,600 --> 03:32:48,380 You can't win. 3673 03:32:48,800 --> 03:32:49,660 And I mean this... 3674 03:32:49,660 --> 03:32:50,300 I thought when he said 3675 03:32:50,300 --> 03:32:51,200 to the old... 3676 03:32:51,200 --> 03:32:51,840 I thought he was going to say 3677 03:32:51,840 --> 03:32:52,700 to the old lady. 3678 03:32:53,500 --> 03:32:54,220 To the old address. 3679 03:32:54,400 --> 03:32:55,800 This is the fundamental premise 3680 03:32:55,800 --> 03:32:57,360 which lies behind this game. 3681 03:32:57,560 --> 03:32:59,340 Your object is to get your bank 3682 03:32:59,340 --> 03:33:01,040 to acknowledge your change of address card. 3683 03:33:01,200 --> 03:33:01,740 Sounds terrible. 3684 03:33:01,820 --> 03:33:02,860 But you go through hell 3685 03:33:02,860 --> 03:33:04,520 in order to try and achieve it. 3686 03:33:04,720 --> 03:33:05,340 Sounds terrible. 3687 03:33:05,520 --> 03:33:07,400 The inevitable outcome of bureaucracy 3688 03:33:07,400 --> 03:33:10,660 also reflects the exotic bureaucratic horrors 3689 03:33:10,660 --> 03:33:11,760 faced by the author 3690 03:33:11,760 --> 03:33:13,760 while on a photography expedition 3691 03:33:13,760 --> 03:33:15,660 to the island of Madagascar. 3692 03:33:15,660 --> 03:33:18,660 The most appalling bureaucracy. 3693 03:33:18,920 --> 03:33:20,260 I mean it is just insane. 3694 03:33:20,660 --> 03:33:22,160 When you first arrive at the airport 3695 03:33:22,160 --> 03:33:24,980 you go into the arrivals lounge 3696 03:33:24,980 --> 03:33:28,620 and the bit you encounter there 3697 03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:30,580 is almost as long as the entire journey 3698 03:33:30,580 --> 03:33:31,200 to get there. 3699 03:33:32,180 --> 03:33:35,040 Because for every flight they set up 3700 03:33:35,040 --> 03:33:36,600 for every flight that comes in 3701 03:33:36,600 --> 03:33:38,420 there's this sort of great shanty town 3702 03:33:38,420 --> 03:33:39,360 that grows up 3703 03:33:39,360 --> 03:33:42,220 of little sort of booths, desks, huts, tents 3704 03:33:42,220 --> 03:33:44,680 and anybody who hasn't got anything better to do 3705 03:33:44,680 --> 03:33:46,100 and has got something green to wear 3706 03:33:46,100 --> 03:33:47,520 can come down there 3707 03:33:47,520 --> 03:33:49,300 and is allowed to go through your passport 3708 03:33:49,300 --> 03:33:50,360 go through your belongings 3709 03:33:50,360 --> 03:33:51,540 get you to fill in forms 3710 03:33:51,540 --> 03:33:52,520 that you can't understand 3711 03:33:52,520 --> 03:33:54,420 and it'll take you hours to get in. 3712 03:33:55,120 --> 03:33:56,620 So anyway, in this game 3713 03:33:56,620 --> 03:33:57,500 you will end up 3714 03:33:57,500 --> 03:33:59,660 in a country called Zalagasser 3715 03:33:59,660 --> 03:34:00,440 in fact. 3716 03:34:00,940 --> 03:34:02,760 And you cannot avoid getting there. 3717 03:34:03,740 --> 03:34:05,560 You will run into terrible trouble 3718 03:34:05,560 --> 03:34:06,300 at the airport. 3719 03:34:06,500 --> 03:34:07,680 You're trying to get to Paris. 3720 03:34:08,220 --> 03:34:10,740 whatever method you try to reach Paris by 3721 03:34:10,740 --> 03:34:14,400 you will end up hanging from a tree 3722 03:34:14,400 --> 03:34:16,140 in the middle of the jungle 3723 03:34:16,140 --> 03:34:17,680 from a parachute in the middle of the jungle. 3724 03:34:17,680 --> 03:34:19,560 You either will have been thrown off the plane 3725 03:34:19,560 --> 03:34:22,680 or you will have been 3726 03:34:22,680 --> 03:34:24,480 you will have parachuted out 3727 03:34:24,480 --> 03:34:26,740 with a hijacker who's taking you as a hostage 3728 03:34:26,740 --> 03:34:28,140 depending on which flight you get on. 3729 03:34:28,700 --> 03:34:31,060 Why haven't they made a nine 3730 03:34:31,060 --> 03:34:32,120 not a nine 3731 03:34:32,120 --> 03:34:33,160 but a fucking 3732 03:34:33,160 --> 03:34:35,080 Al-Qaeda based 3733 03:34:35,080 --> 03:34:35,900 video game 3734 03:34:35,900 --> 03:34:36,780 where you have to fucking 3735 03:34:36,780 --> 03:34:39,440 you're on a plane 3736 03:34:39,440 --> 03:34:40,920 and they hijack the plane. 3737 03:34:45,920 --> 03:34:46,880 The wrong flight 3738 03:34:46,880 --> 03:34:47,940 you will actually find yourself 3739 03:34:47,940 --> 03:34:49,100 in a plane belonging to 3740 03:34:49,100 --> 03:34:50,380 the Zalagasser parachute club 3741 03:34:50,380 --> 03:34:53,240 and there is no way you can avoid it. 3742 03:34:53,700 --> 03:34:56,100 And so you are driven 3743 03:34:56,100 --> 03:34:57,200 through this game 3744 03:34:57,200 --> 03:34:59,040 by the sort of demons of bureaucracy. 3745 03:35:01,440 --> 03:35:01,960 Terrible. 3746 03:35:03,700 --> 03:35:04,740 Mac games now. 3747 03:35:09,100 --> 03:35:13,540 Mac never known for its video games collection 3748 03:35:13,540 --> 03:35:14,240 or you know 3749 03:35:14,240 --> 03:35:16,940 it was always PC for games. 3750 03:35:17,900 --> 03:35:19,380 So this is a Mac game here 3751 03:35:19,380 --> 03:35:20,300 it's just Mahjong. 3752 03:35:20,300 --> 03:35:21,680 By having it show all the moves. 3753 03:35:22,420 --> 03:35:24,080 So there's three tiles that match. 3754 03:35:24,240 --> 03:35:25,180 You have to choose 3755 03:35:25,180 --> 03:35:26,920 which two you're going to remove 3756 03:35:26,920 --> 03:35:29,080 and that is where the strategy becomes involved. 3757 03:35:29,440 --> 03:35:30,540 Where you're going to start removing. 3758 03:35:30,920 --> 03:35:31,540 Terrible stuff. 3759 03:35:31,540 --> 03:35:32,420 Instant replay feature 3760 03:35:32,420 --> 03:35:34,560 in this case Earl comes out to argue. 3761 03:35:36,320 --> 03:35:38,400 So we can see what he's arguing about here. 3762 03:35:39,020 --> 03:35:40,580 Because his runner was thrown at first. 3763 03:35:41,460 --> 03:35:41,860 Right. 3764 03:35:41,860 --> 03:35:44,760 There he is. 3765 03:35:44,780 --> 03:35:45,360 He's still here. 3766 03:35:45,440 --> 03:35:46,580 So I'm just skipping along here. 3767 03:35:46,660 --> 03:35:48,860 We can watch this in its entirety another time. 3768 03:35:49,480 --> 03:35:50,720 Just wanted to see ya. 3769 03:35:51,880 --> 03:35:52,400 Paul Schindler. 3770 03:35:53,980 --> 03:35:54,860 What the fuck? 3771 03:35:55,500 --> 03:35:56,560 What the fuck? 3772 03:35:59,160 --> 03:35:59,560 Right. 3773 03:35:59,600 --> 03:36:00,300 We're going home. 3774 03:36:00,420 --> 03:36:01,440 We'll see you later everyone. 3775 03:36:01,700 --> 03:36:02,360 We'll see you later. 3776 03:36:03,300 --> 03:36:04,180 We'll see you later. 3777 03:36:07,320 --> 03:36:08,200 We'll see you later. 3778 03:36:08,900 --> 03:36:09,740 Good night everyone. 3779 03:36:09,740 --> 03:36:09,740 Good night. 3780 03:36:09,740 --> 03:36:12,300 Good night. 3781 03:36:12,300 --> 03:36:14,300 Good night. 3782 03:36:14,300 --> 03:36:15,300 Good night. 3783 03:36:15,300 --> 03:36:45,140 Tonight at nine 3784 03:36:45,140 --> 03:36:45,680 on four 3785 03:36:45,680 --> 03:36:48,120 Paul Schindler 3786 03:36:48,120 --> 03:36:50,360 What was he doing? 3787 03:36:51,500 --> 03:36:52,300 What was he at? 3788 03:36:54,500 --> 03:36:55,480 Find out tonight 3789 03:36:55,480 --> 03:36:56,760 at nine on dispatches 3790 03:36:56,760 --> 03:36:59,660 He was the co-host 3791 03:36:59,660 --> 03:37:01,920 who knew too much 3792 03:37:01,920 --> 03:37:11,580 Looks like I'm 3793 03:37:11,580 --> 03:37:13,220 playing it in twice the speed 3794 03:37:13,220 --> 03:37:14,980 but it's not at normal speed 3795 03:37:14,980 --> 03:37:17,520 Sorry, just pause that for a moment 3796 03:37:17,520 --> 03:37:19,360 That looks like I'm playing it 3797 03:37:19,360 --> 03:37:20,180 at twice the speed 3798 03:37:20,180 --> 03:37:21,440 but look, look, look, look, look 3799 03:37:21,440 --> 03:37:25,880 What? 3800 03:37:30,520 --> 03:37:31,040 What? 3801 03:37:31,800 --> 03:37:33,960 That's one way to have fun on the phone 3802 03:37:33,960 --> 03:37:36,640 What the fuck? 3803 03:37:37,340 --> 03:37:41,720 I'm going to have a telecom program that's actually fun to use? 3804 03:37:41,720 --> 03:37:46,760 This is an ease of use I've seen and it's the only telecom program that's actually fun to use 3805 03:37:46,760 --> 03:37:53,460 As you start the program, smartcom shows you all the things it can do, including sending material to the printer or the disk drive. 3806 03:37:53,460 --> 03:37:58,900 When you select one of the icons along the bottom, smartcom translates it into the command lines above. 3807 03:37:58,900 --> 03:38:04,000 When text, like your sign-on, is needed, a dialog box pops up for the entry. 3808 03:38:04,000 --> 03:38:10,380 In most communication, software uses icons to make it easy. You create scripts that can automatically sign you on... 3809 03:38:10,380 --> 03:38:11,380 Then... 3810 03:38:11,380 --> 03:38:22,920 Neatly extract all waiting information from each of your online services. 3811 03:38:22,920 --> 03:38:34,300 The man who wanted to have fun on the phone. 3812 03:38:34,300 --> 03:38:42,300 If you spend a lot of time on networks, this program pays a handsome return on your investment. 3813 03:38:42,300 --> 03:38:48,540 Smartcom 2 for the Apple Macintosh. $150 from Hayes Microcomputer in Norcross, Georgia. 3814 03:38:48,540 --> 03:38:51,260 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 3815 03:38:53,760 --> 03:38:55,760 What did he know about the phone? 3816 03:38:59,100 --> 03:39:03,300 During a 1987 broadcast of the Computer Chronicles, 3817 03:39:03,300 --> 03:39:05,300 Paul Schindler can be seen... 3818 03:39:07,300 --> 03:39:08,300 Having fun on the phone. 3819 03:39:08,300 --> 03:39:08,800 Phone? 3820 03:39:10,800 --> 03:39:11,300 What we didn't know... 3821 03:39:16,300 --> 03:39:19,300 Was the level and depth that he was thinking to at the time. 3822 03:39:21,300 --> 03:39:23,300 What we didn't know was who was on the other end of that phone. 3823 03:39:23,300 --> 03:39:24,300 *laughs* 3824 03:39:24,300 --> 03:39:26,300 *laughs* 3825 03:39:26,300 --> 03:39:27,300 Schindler's list... 3826 03:39:27,300 --> 03:39:28,300 Schindler's gist. 3827 03:39:28,300 --> 03:39:30,300 Schindler's pissed. 3828 03:39:30,300 --> 03:39:31,300 *laughs* 3829 03:39:31,300 --> 03:39:36,300 *Wooow* 3830 03:39:50,300 --> 03:39:54,300 That's scary, that bit look, that bit there. 3831 03:39:54,300 --> 03:39:56,300 That one. 3832 03:39:56,300 --> 03:39:58,300 And then to this. 3833 03:39:58,300 --> 03:40:03,300 *Wooow* 3834 03:40:03,300 --> 03:40:05,300 Did you hear that bit of the song at the end there? 3835 03:40:05,300 --> 03:40:07,300 Look at this. 3836 03:40:07,300 --> 03:40:08,300 Listen to this. 3837 03:40:08,300 --> 03:40:09,300 *Wooow* 3838 03:40:09,300 --> 03:40:10,300 *Wooow* 3839 03:40:10,300 --> 03:40:14,300 *Wooow* 3840 03:40:14,300 --> 03:40:16,300 *Wooow* 3841 03:40:16,300 --> 03:40:18,300 *Wooow* 3842 03:40:18,300 --> 03:40:20,300 Tonight's at nine on dispatches. 3843 03:40:20,300 --> 03:40:22,300 *Wooow* 3844 03:40:22,300 --> 03:40:24,300 The man who shifted the phones. 3845 03:40:24,300 --> 03:40:26,300 The man who shifted phones. 3846 03:40:26,300 --> 03:40:28,300 *Wooow* 3847 03:40:28,300 --> 03:40:31,300 In 1987, Paul Schindler was accused of... 3848 03:40:31,300 --> 03:40:33,300 *Wooow* 3849 03:40:33,300 --> 03:40:34,300 *Wooow* 3850 03:40:34,300 --> 03:40:36,300 Of having fun on the phone. 3851 03:40:36,300 --> 03:40:38,300 *Wooow* 3852 03:40:38,300 --> 03:40:42,300 *Wooow* 3853 03:40:42,300 --> 03:40:43,300 *Wooow* 3854 03:40:43,300 --> 03:40:45,660 Handler. Phone shifter. 3855 03:40:45,660 --> 03:41:15,640 Phone shifter. 3856 03:41:15,640 --> 03:41:28,060 Phone shifter.