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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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A crazy, crazy, crazy show we've got lined up for you.

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It's insane in its concept, in its construction, unique.

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In its execution, it's going to be fantastic.

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People are saying there already in the chat, someone's saying it's too late.

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Other people are saying they need to sleep.

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I don't care and we don't want to hear about it.

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We don't want to hear that you're tired.

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We don't care about the need to sleep here.

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We're watching Windows 98 history unfold in front of your and my own very eyes.

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I don't need any naysayers saying it's bedtime.

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I don't want people saying they're going to bed.

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I don't want people saying goodnight, everyone.

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I don't want anyone saying when it gets to 1am or half one, I'm bowing out, lad.

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See you later.

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I don't want to see that shit, okay?

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Otherwise, you'll be gone like the fucking wind forever.

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There'll be no coming back.

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We run a tight ship here.

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A very tight ship.

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And this is Windows 98.

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Windows 98 is coming right now in your face.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

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And that was the intro to Windows 98.

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The series of streams that I'm doing called Windows 98.

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And I've got something really, really impressive lined up for you here tonight.

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You've heard the warning there.

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You heard the fucking warning about people saying it's too late.

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I don't want to hear it or see it.

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Otherwise, you'll be gone the same way fucking Windows 98 went.

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In the fucking bin.

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And we won't be coming back to resurrect you using a virtual machine or an emulator either.

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But I've got to tell you something.

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If you're not going to be talking about how it's too late,

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and if you're going to be here and enjoying the stream,

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well, I've got a big, big, big surprise lined up for you.

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It's an amazing piece of software.

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It's not Compton's World Atlas Deluxe, which I...

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Don't worry.

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That's in the bank.

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That's in the bank, and it's coming up.

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It's never going away.

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It's always going to be here, and we're going to get there eventually.

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And look at this lad here.

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Just turn that up.

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Mind your ears.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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That's the same way he said that Fat 32.

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It's a nice bit of spice in that.

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That's the way I feel about anybody saying it's time to go to bed.

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It's not going to happen, lads.

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If it is going to happen, slide...

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Sorry.

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Turn her down.

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Slide off to bed.

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We don't want to hear about it.

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We don't want to say goodnight to you.

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Okay?

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It's not that kind of show.

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This is not the kind of place for that.

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You want to say goodnight?

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Go and text your mammy.

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Go and tell whoever you're living with.

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But we don't want to know about sleep here.

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This is a purely Windows 98 zone.

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And already I can see sleep is for the week.

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Thank you very much for that tip.

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Very, very kind of you.

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And it's great that you're concurring with the...

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I wouldn't say it's for the week.

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But I would say it's not for this chat box.

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Could you hold off for 10 minutes until I feed the baby?

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Says Yates County.

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I'm sorry.

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There is...

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This is a powerful Windows 98 stream.

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But, I mean, I got to tell you something.

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I have to tell you something.

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We've got a piece of software.

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It's going to blow your mind away.

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It's called Voyeur.

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It's, as Stuart Chaffee described,

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a peeping Tom through the window,

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a rear window kind of open sandbox stimulator.

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And it looks...

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It looks rubbish.

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It looks terrible.

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But I got to tell you something else.

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Look at this.

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Tis in my ass.

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Well, it's not really.

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It's Tis.

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We'll flick that around there onto the...

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Onto the big jab.

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There you go.

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Tis a memoir.

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If you didn't think it was possible,

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it is possible and it's here.

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And then, what's more?

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What's more?

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Another one.

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I've shown you this.

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You know I have access to it.

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You know I have access to it.

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All the people these days going on about the Jerry and Pat thing on...

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On...

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Look at that.

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Tis.

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I have not only Tis by Frank...

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But Tis in my ass.

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By Jerry Hannan.

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Got these a long time ago.

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Way before everyone started going on about...

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Oh, have you seen the...

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The...

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The...

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The...

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Late show clip.

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It's...

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It's class.

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Yeah, sure.

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That's old hash toast here.

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Anyone who's been with the stream for as long as...

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The stream's been going knows that that's old school.

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Okay?

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We were ahead of the curve there.

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Head of the curveball.

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We were watching that clip ad nauseum...

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Two years ago.

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And now it's all people going on about it.

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Do you know?

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We were...

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We were fucking trendsetting on the stream.

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And that's the way it's gonna stay.

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It's not...

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It's not like a fucking...

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We...

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We...

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We don't just live to repeat past glories.

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Well, we do want to repeat past glories.

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But in a different way.

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And...

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Fat32.

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Stuart Chaffee.

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Probably doesn't have the same resonance...

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As...

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Jerry Hannan in a banana suit.

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Accusing someone of necrophilia on live television.

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But it has legs.

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As well as this game Voyeur.

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Let's just have a little look here.

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And see what Stuart Chaffee had to say about it.

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In his Computer Chronicles episode.

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About Windows 98.

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Or...

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About video games.

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Sorry.

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And it looked terrible.

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And there was someone there.

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Who was playing it.

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Was it 1996?

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1999?

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Computer games.

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Greatest computer games.

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Maybe it's Mark Day here.

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New game.

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Whatever it's called.

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It's really a great piece of interactive movie making.

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Alright Johnny.

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Today we're gonna...

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There he is.

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The man.

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The myth.

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The legend.

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Stuart Chaffee.

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Silver Pixie.

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Thank you very much.

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Good evening Francis.

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Thanks for doing us.

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The series.

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The series is pure class.

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Cheers.

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Glad.

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Thank you very much.

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Silver Pixie.

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But look.

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The thanks.

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Has to be passed on to Stuart Chaffee.

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He's...

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He's a legend.

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Show you seven great new games that belong on your PC.

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One thing that is really...

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Remember this guy look.

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The fucking music man.

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He does all the...

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Whatchamacallit.

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What was it?

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Midi file.

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Music.

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You write for them.

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But when I'm writing on my Roland Sound Canvas...

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Sorry.

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I'm trying to find...

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And everybody else who's writing for games is writing on that.

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I'm trying to find Voyeur.

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Relationships and a quick way of telling that.

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Remember this lad.

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Now speaking of sex now.

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This is a new game.

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Speaking of sex now.

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It's great that you can just dip into this.

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And he's straight into it.

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Stuart.

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There's no...

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There's no messing around.

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And when we first saw this happen.

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And Stuart said...

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Speaking of sex now.

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He goes into this Voyeur game.

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I thought...

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Jesus.

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No way we'd ever get a hold of this.

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But I have got a hold of it.

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Whoever there.

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Yates County was saying...

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Can you hold off 10 minutes while I feed the baby?

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Look.

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I have to install the fucking thing.

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So you're going to get to...

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Everyone's going to get to...

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See the process of an installation with Windows 98.

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I have to choose my sound card.

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I don't know what that is.

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I'm going to have to go into MS-DOS configuration.

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Or whatever the fuck it is to find out.

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MS-Config to find out what my...

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Sound card is.

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A sound blaster.

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Or one of those fucking cards.

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But anyway.

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Speaking of sex.

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...and a quick way of telegraphing ultimate concern.

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Now speaking of sex.

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Now this is a new game.

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Just came out from Interplay called Voyeur.

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It's a little bit sexy.

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But it's basically a great interactive movie.

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It's a little bit sexy.

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It's basically a great interactive movie.

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So we have access to this.

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We're going to get to watch this.

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And why not?

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People saying it's too late.

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It's 20 to 12.

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You don't want to be watching Voyeur.

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As Stuart said.

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It's a little bit sexy.

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We can't be watching that during the day.

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We can't be watching that watershed.

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It has to be now.

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It has to be now.

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Wonderful interactive fiction.

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Their approach to keeping the kids out.

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Because I think it says 17 and older.

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Is you need a pin number.

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Kind of like you do with an ATM to get in.

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So if you can sort of click on the right number.

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It's meant to keep kids out.

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Some people think it'll just keep adults out.

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The kids will know how to figure that out.

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What's happening on the rating side?

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So he just said there.

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The kids will figure it out.

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There's no way the kids will not figure this out.

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And we'll just skip ahead there to the actual game itself.

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And we see what he says about Voyeur.

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00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,180
And while it's loading he goes off to another segment.

281
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,600
And then they come back and Voyeur should be loaded.

282
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,920
And he's still talking to you man.

283
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:33,400
Come on.

284
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:33,800
Come on.

285
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,120
Come on.

286
00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:34,500
No.

287
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:34,900
No.

288
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:35,180
No.

289
00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:35,280
No.

290
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:35,460
No.

291
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:35,600
No.

292
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:35,700
No.

293
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:35,900
No.

294
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:36,000
No.

295
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,400
We don't.

296
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:36,680
We don't.

297
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:36,940
We don't.

298
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,600
Do we get to see any Voyeur at all?

299
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,500
All right Johnny.

300
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,500
Today we're going to do game.

301
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,260
In fact Robert Culp won an award.

302
00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:43,780
Yeah.

303
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,760
Before his acting in this.

304
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,920
I mean wonderful actors.

305
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,020
Wonderful acting in here.

306
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,080
In fact crazy things in here.

307
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:48,960
But there's Robert Culp.

308
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:49,560
Grace of Risk.

309
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,840
So there's a bit of that going on.

310
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,420
There's a bit of.

311
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,720
Make your own decision.

312
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:53,220
Yeah.

313
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,020
Well on this one.

314
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,040
This is just about the startup.

315
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,100
And you can see here from this.

316
00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:56,420
Is this thing.

317
00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:57,180
What you do in this game.

318
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:57,740
Is you kind of peer.

319
00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:59,340
Kind of rear window meets missed.

320
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,680
I think you described Voyeur.

321
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,060
Okay.

322
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,400
Rear window meets missed.

323
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:04,860
Never played missed.

324
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,260
I've seen rear window.

325
00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,300
Windows 95.

326
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,000
Death box.

327
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:08,700
Thank you very much.

328
00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:09,980
If you ever played the clip of Bill Gates.

329
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,160
And Steve Ballmer dancing at the Windows 95 launch.

330
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:12,840
Great crack.

331
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,940
Even if it's not Windows 98 related.

332
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,920
And I'm going to play that for you.

333
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,340
Because I think you requested that before.

334
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,540
Five streams ago.

335
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,780
And I never got around to playing it.

336
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,220
Hopefully the excitement of Voyeur.

337
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:27,900
Maintains the.

338
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,660
You know throughout the stream.

339
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:32,020
Because I'm going on a clean stream here.

340
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,200
And I can't be.

341
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,600
Where am I Bill and Ted.

342
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,060
Where am I going Bill Gates.

343
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,080
I can't be going on the hooch.

344
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:39,960
Because there is none.

345
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,020
And I'm just relying solely on the excitement.

346
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,180
Created from the video game Voyeur.

347
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,460
Bill Gates dancing.

348
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:53,540
Yeah they danced to.

349
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,680
Start me up by the Rolling Stones.

350
00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,580
Jeez a bit loud there.

351
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,560
That's a bit fucking loud.

352
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:00,840
Someone.

353
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,960
Someone's overlaid the tune here.

354
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,180
Nah rubbish.

355
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:06,440
Rubbish.

356
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,340
There we go.

357
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,120
Seen these lads.

358
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,220
Windows.

359
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:16,580
Windows.

360
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:17,040
Webcam.

361
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,400
Windows.

362
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,020
Firefox.

363
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:18,580
Firefox.

364
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:18,640
Firefox.

365
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:19,700
There.

366
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,020
Blow my top.

367
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,300
Start me up.

368
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,560
Yeah, it was alright.

369
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,340
I mean, it wasn't great dancing.

370
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,200
It was cack.

371
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:50,320
Thank you very much, Ace of Base, Snakes, and Ciaran Cummins.

372
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,260
Steve Ballmer, Developers, Windows.

373
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,020
Please put it on.

374
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,380
Look, we're going to have...

375
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,440
Something tells me we're going to have a bit of time here.

376
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,080
Pat Kenny is an Irish Fee.

377
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,980
I'd love to see a Pat Kenny presented a techno program,

378
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,960
but I don't think he's into games and computers,

379
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:14,300
but I have heard he knows everything about airplanes and aeronautical stuff.

380
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,340
He's a real plane buff.

381
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:19,760
Love to see something like that, you know?

382
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,000
If Enda Kenny is going to be doing a TV show about trains,

383
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,920
then surely Pat Kenny should be doing something about planes.

384
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,640
Right, okay, we'll move on here, and what I want to show you is this Windows 98,

385
00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:38,360
and we're going to get to hear that lovely, lovely, lovely startup sound.

386
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,180
It's immense.

387
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,320
So if you've got a pair of headphones, you better whack them on,

388
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:47,080
because this is going to get really, really, really unreal.

389
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,400
Let this start up now.

390
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,000
Get ready for this.

391
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,560
Get ready.

392
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:01,960
Get ready.

393
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,240
Insane.

394
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:13,960
Or what?

395
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:15,520
Insane.

396
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,240
Would you ever have believed it?

397
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,840
Shafay, thank you very much.

398
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,920
Shafay's ace of bass cover.

399
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:22,380
Right.

400
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,660
Okay, so what we do is we boot up.

401
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,380
We look into...

402
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:27,460
We need...

403
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,260
First, we need to know what our sound card is.

404
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:29,940
So we need...

405
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:32,160
Whoever knows Windows 98 in the chat,

406
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:35,500
How do I find out what my sound card is?

407
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,420
I'm going to take the initiative here and go into my computer,

408
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,740
and then go into...

409
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:44,120
I don't think I'll go into anything.

410
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,100
I don't think that's the right way to go.

411
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:49,860
Properties.

412
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:50,100
Sorry.

413
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:51,560
Properties.

414
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,240
Ah, yeah.

415
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:53,780
Right, okay.

416
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,320
Maybe display properties.

417
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,420
Okay, background.

418
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,060
Yeah, device manager.

419
00:14:59,160 --> 00:14:59,680
No, settings.

420
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:00,160
Effects.

421
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:00,600
Appearance.

422
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,080
Screensaver.

423
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:01,880
SciTech.

424
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,260
Background.

425
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:02,500
No.

426
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,120
Screensaver.

427
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:03,540
Appearance.

428
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,160
Web.

429
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:04,700
Settings.

430
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:05,960
Settings.

431
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:07,900
Display.

432
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:08,320
No.

433
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,620
Device manager.

434
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,480
Control panel.

435
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:13,200
Okay, okay, okay.

436
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:13,820
Control panel.

437
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,240
Right, okay.

438
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:14,700
I'll go back.

439
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,140
This is great stuff, guys.

440
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,960
What we'll do is we'll put on the background music,

441
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,000
some hype music here,

442
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,260
just while we're getting set up.

443
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,740
This is the de facto hype music of the...

444
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,800
Of the stream.

445
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:30,220
A lot of people get very annoyed with this.

446
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,640
But, I mean, there's no choice.

447
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,640
You don't have a choice.

448
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,120
You don't have a choice.

449
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,840
I'm the one with the choice button here.

450
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,560
And the choice is, yes, play again, loop.

451
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,680
So, we're going to go into my computer.

452
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,320
This is insane stuff, everyone.

453
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,560
This is Windows 98.

454
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,000
And how do we...

455
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,380
Settings.

456
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,680
Control panel.

457
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,280
Okay, we're into control panel.

458
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,060
Now we're getting closer to the beast.

459
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,040
Control panel.

460
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:54,540
Come on.

461
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,080
The pace, the hype, the speed, it's all here.

462
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,140
Where do I go now?

463
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,100
Do I go to sounds?

464
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:03,860
System.

465
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:03,940
System.

466
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:05,900
Okay.

467
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,020
Device manager.

468
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,320
Right.

469
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:09,760
Okay.

470
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,900
Sound car.

471
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,500
Sound and video game controllers.

472
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:15,180
Let's click that and go down there and see what we've got.

473
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,260
We've got...

474
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:19,260
Game port joystick.

475
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,260
No, we've got...

476
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:24,240
Real tech SB emulation.

477
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,260
Real tech SB emulation.

478
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,820
Is that what we need?

479
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:32,180
We've also got audio for Intel audio controller.

480
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,140
Hyped and pump system.

481
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,580
Download a wee scooch.

482
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,200
More RAM.

483
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:40,820
Don't know what...

484
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,520
Sound blaster.

485
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,200
Thanks very much.

486
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,180
He's in the main frame.

487
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,880
Real tech audio controllers.

488
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,160
Real tech AC 97 is your actual PC.

489
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600
Okay, great stuff, guys.

490
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,460
We're going to go for this.

491
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,900
We're going to install Voyeur.

492
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,420
This is a sexy game.

493
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,660
It's a bit racy.

494
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:57,300
It's Myst meets Sandbox.

495
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,340
Peep and Tom sandbox simulator.

496
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:02,300
Right.

497
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,740
So we go back here.

498
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,080
We go back there.

499
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,740
Sorry there.

500
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,560
I don't want to ignore the message there.

501
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,320
Someone's asking me,

502
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,180
did anyone...

503
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,240
Did the Nigerian book get back to you?

504
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,140
We might give the Nigerian book a ring there

505
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,760
just to see if he's around.

506
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,780
Before we move on,

507
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,080
if you were with us last night,

508
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,520
we tried to ring a Nigerian fellow

509
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,140
who's been trying to get me to give him 300 euro.

510
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,480
He didn't answer.

511
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,480
It didn't work out for me.

512
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,560
We're going to try it again.

513
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,040
If it doesn't work,

514
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:32,880
no bother.

515
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,060
We just carry on with the stream as is.

516
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,060
This guy said that

517
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,640
if I joined him

518
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,580
for 300 quid,

519
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,500
$300,

520
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,440
then I would make a million back.

521
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,800
How are you getting on?

522
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,840
What's the story with you?

523
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,580
I had an old message there.

524
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,300
It was massive.

525
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:58,840
Hello?

526
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,300
Hello?

527
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:05,660
Hello?

528
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,020
And they hung up.

529
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,240
And there you go,

530
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:10,600
you see.

531
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,300
That's how you know

532
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,580
it's not really the fecking Illuminati.

533
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,420
Because they don't...

534
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,200
They're on the back foot.

535
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,320
They probably were expecting

536
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,180
some timid person going,

537
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:19,420
oh,

538
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,140
how do I...

539
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,800
Do I pay the money or what?

540
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,320
But I had them immediately.

541
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,380
I had them rattled

542
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,280
with the what's the story,

543
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,220
how are you getting on?

544
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,660
They knew from the bravado

545
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,920
that there was someone

546
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,520
that there on the other end of the line

547
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,040
that wasn't worth their time.

548
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,100
But we are worth their time.

549
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,380
And they are worth my time on the stream.

550
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,520
So we're going to ring them again.

551
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,480
Connection's too weak.

552
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:44,820
I don't know about that.

553
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,960
The customer you're calling

554
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,620
is currently not reachable.

555
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,600
Please try again later.

556
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,340
Right.

557
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:57,400
So they've turned it off.

558
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:57,840
Don't worry.

559
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,520
We'll get them.

560
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,280
We'll get them.

561
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,500
And there's another book as well.

562
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,300
Back on with the hype music.

563
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,280
We'll get those guys.

564
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,740
I think they can punk me

565
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:08,940
with their messages

566
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,080
trying to extort money.

567
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,220
What kind of extortionists are they?

568
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,580
when they're not even there

569
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,240
to take the call.

570
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,580
I literally could be giving them my money.

571
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,880
Giving the money away to them.

572
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:20,680
Sickening.

573
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:22,580
Sickening.

574
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,360
Sickening.

575
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:26,800
Right.

576
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:27,800
Voyeur.

577
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:29,880
Install.

578
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:32,900
Okay.

579
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,100
We've hit our first snag.

580
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,960
First snag, everyone.

581
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,820
Seems as though

582
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,460
Voyeur needs to create a directory

583
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,460
on your hard disk

584
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,520
and copy approximately

585
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,400
200 bytes worth of data there.

586
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,060
The directory will be

587
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,260
where you start Voyeur from.

588
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,880
Press any key to continue.

589
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:49,860
Return.

590
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,560
Which drive do you want to install?

591
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:52,000
C.

592
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,480
Destination Voyeur.

593
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,320
Okay.

594
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:58,320
Now.

595
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,220
Now.

596
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,200
Let's turn that hype off for a second.

597
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,320
Anybody know what's going on here?

598
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,800
Please select your sound card.

599
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,500
creative lab sound blaster.

600
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:09,960
Sound blaster.

601
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,860
Sound blaster.

602
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:11,560
Sound blaster 16.

603
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,040
No idea.

604
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,880
Sound blaster normal.

605
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,600
Any of them will work.

606
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,620
Someone says sound blaster 16.

607
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,180
Sound blaster pro.

608
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:27,200
Just.

609
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,960
Should I just go with the standard sound blaster?

610
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,980
Keep scrolling down.

611
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,460
That's all we've been given.

612
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,220
We've only been given a choice of these.

613
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,480
The ones that you see on the screen there.

614
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:39,820
If you need it.

615
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,360
If we need to enlarge that so you can see it.

616
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,340
Because it looks as though.

617
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,860
I've got to fix this fucking curtain as well.

618
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,360
This green screen is not working properly.

619
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,000
Dash top.

620
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:51,520
Elgato.

621
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:52,960
Window.

622
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:53,240
Window.

623
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:53,520
Window.

624
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:53,760
Window.

625
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,000
Window.

626
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:56,560
Sorry.

627
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:56,940
Here guys.

628
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,480
Just trying to make this screen a bit bigger so you can see it.

629
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,240
Now.

630
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,620
Look at this.

631
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,280
Voyeur.

632
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:04,960
Go with the sound blaster.

633
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:05,460
Everyone's saying.

634
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,260
I'm going to go with what you're saying.

635
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:08,600
And we go up.

636
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,520
Creative lab sound blaster.

637
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,340
Please select your sound card's DMA number.

638
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,120
What?

639
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:16,600
Oh.

640
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,040
Fucking hell.

641
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,840
Thanks very much for the tip there.

642
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,980
So delighted you're streaming.

643
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:25,540
Thanks very much.

644
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,580
I'm so delighted you're watching.

645
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,700
There'd be no point fucking streaming if there was no one watching.

646
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:30,920
Thanks for the tips.

647
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:31,140
Well.

648
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:31,760
Five.

649
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:32,260
Seven.

650
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,520
I've already had three different numbers in the chat there.

651
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,000
None.

652
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:36,460
Oh.

653
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:36,880
Come on.

654
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,280
That's.

655
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:48,440
How old goes on.

656
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,640
Direct memory.

657
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:51,320
Fuck.

658
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:51,780
I don't know.

659
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,700
I don't even.

660
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,080
Oh.

661
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,820
Now we have to go back out into device manager and see again.

662
00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:58,680
Thankfully we have.

663
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,100
No.

664
00:21:59,160 --> 00:21:59,580
We don't have it.

665
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,860
Let's go back to the start.

666
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,800
Now we go to.

667
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:04,780
Settings.

668
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,020
Control panel.

669
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:07,600
System.

670
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:09,620
Device manager.

671
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,940
So where we.

672
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,580
Where do we see this now?

673
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,240
Thanks.

674
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:21,880
Galdo.

675
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,720
If in doubt.

676
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,440
There's no shout tonight.

677
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:42,620
I don't know what I'm looking for.

678
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:42,980
Isaac.

679
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,840
Someone said to open up the fucking thing.

680
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,480
Network.

681
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:47,760
Other.

682
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,260
Sound.

683
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,240
Sound system.

684
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,320
Maybe go into this.

685
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:50,960
Real tech.

686
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,480
Emulation.

687
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:53,660
Properties.

688
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,820
The device is working.

689
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,220
It says.

690
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:57,940
Driver.

691
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:58,960
Resource.

692
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:00,980
Fuck.

693
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,980
Direct memory access one.

694
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,920
Is that what we're looking for?

695
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,100
Direct memory access.

696
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,760
Where's the installation window now for Voyeur?

697
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,400
Yeah.

698
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,880
Direct memory access number.

699
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,640
DMA number.

700
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:17,620
That's it.

701
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,320
Sure I did this without.

702
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:21,180
Yeah.

703
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:21,840
One.

704
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:22,740
I done it.

705
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,420
I didn't need anyone's help.

706
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,760
Thanks for the help lads.

707
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:27,620
Anyway.

708
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,900
Even though you did put in the help.

709
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:33,220
I hope that my outburst there doesn't discourage you from trying to give me help in the future.

710
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,020
It's just bluster.

711
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,580
And I just got excited.

712
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,140
I thought.

713
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:37,520
You know.

714
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,620
I'm going to celebrate the win.

715
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,020
We go down.

716
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:40,800
We go to one.

717
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,520
Oh.

718
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,860
Select your sound card's Iraq number.

719
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,240
What the fuck is Iraq?

720
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,220
IRQ.

721
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:50,220
System.

722
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,000
System.

723
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,680
Device manager.

724
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:56,880
Down.

725
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:57,440
Sound.

726
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,500
This is really.

727
00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,700
This is Windows 98.

728
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,840
You're seeing a real big slice of Windows 98 lads.

729
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,380
This is how.

730
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,480
You install games like a real man.

731
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:08,480
It's not like nowadays.

732
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,100
Any old idiot can just click on setup.

733
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,200
Or install.

734
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,040
Okay.

735
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:16,500
No.

736
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:17,840
Focus.

737
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,380
Focus.

738
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,120
Properties.

739
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,440
IRQ number.

740
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,200
Resources.

741
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:23,660
Input.

742
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,200
Output.

743
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:24,920
Range.

744
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,040
Driver.

745
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,500
Fuck me.

746
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,480
We don't know.

747
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:31,760
I'm lost.

748
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,440
I'm lost.

749
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,400
Any.

750
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:33,920
Lads.

751
00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:34,680
Can you help us here?

752
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,600
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

753
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:36,860
I don't want to match it.

754
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,860
I don't know what I'm going to do about it.

755
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,700
I don't know what I'm going to do.

756
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:42,000
I don't know what I'm going to do.

757
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,160
I'm just going to go for one second here.

758
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:44,960
I'll fix this screen.

759
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,280
I'm just going to go for one second here.

760
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,120
I'm just going to go for one second here.

761
00:24:48,120 --> 00:25:04,420
Is your computer on?

762
00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:05,080
Of course it is.

763
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:05,300
Yeah.

764
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,960
Robbie, thank you very much.

765
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,380
That's it.

766
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:14,060
The webcam is fine now.

767
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:14,260
Look.

768
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,820
There's nothing wrong with this stream.

769
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,040
Only the fact that we can't set it.

770
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:19,860
Try 10 or 11.

771
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:20,400
Go with two.

772
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:20,960
Someone's saying.

773
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,280
Let's just go with two.

774
00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:26,500
Will we?

775
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,340
Someone's saying it's usually five.

776
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,940
Everyone's saying five.

777
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,900
Loads of people saying five.

778
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,600
We're going with five.

779
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:44,580
Would you like to change any of your choices?

780
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:46,220
No.

781
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,440
Just install the game, man.

782
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:48,160
That's it.

783
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,160
Install with successful.

784
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,000
Type voyeur into the destination directory to begin play.

785
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,620
That seems a little bit too easy if you ask me.

786
00:25:55,620 --> 00:26:11,220
Where's voyeur?

787
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,620
Where is voyeur?

788
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:21,340
Voyeur.exe.

789
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:27,040
You can just go voyeur.exe.

790
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,580
It's in C.

791
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,300
Start command.

792
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:30,920
All right.

793
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,200
Okay.

794
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:31,620
Command.

795
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:31,960
Okay.

796
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,480
Command prompt.

797
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,400
Command prompt.

798
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,920
Can you not just select?

799
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:39,660
How would you do?

800
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,320
Start.

801
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:44,380
Run.

802
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:44,440
Run.

803
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,980
Why are you even bothering?

804
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:50,740
LOL.

805
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:51,460
Says AB.

806
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,220
Look.

807
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,060
I need.

808
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:55,660
You're worse than the people who say goodnight.

809
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:56,340
I'm off to bed.

810
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,620
I don't need to see that.

811
00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,540
Okay.

812
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,680
You're gone.

813
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:05,840
Go to C.

814
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,120
Drive and search voyeur.

815
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,180
Go to C.

816
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,520
Drive and search voyeur.

817
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,120
C.

818
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,340
Drive and search voyeur.

819
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:13,960
You're fucking C.

820
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:14,340
C.

821
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,060
Drive and voyeur.

822
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:15,720
I'll go out there.

823
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,040
C.

824
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,440
Drive.

825
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:16,760
C.

826
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,140
Drive.

827
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:18,440
Here we go.

828
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,640
Voyeur.

829
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,300
Here we are.

830
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:25,840
Install voyeur.

831
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:26,300
Now.

832
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,260
Do we click the install that?

833
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,680
Or do we click on voyeur?

834
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,160
The cog.

835
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:40,760
The cog.

836
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,460
Click both.

837
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,040
The cog.

838
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,040
Everyone's saying the cog.

839
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:47,700
Okay.

840
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,020
All right.

841
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:49,840
Wow.

842
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:51,780
This looks.

843
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:53,540
This is on.

844
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,040
This is on.

845
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:54,400
We're on.

846
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:56,900
Now.

847
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,020
How do we get into this.

848
00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:58,580
The game.

849
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,440
Do you remember?

850
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:00,580
Stuart Shafey there.

851
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,500
He put in a code.

852
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,380
Maybe we have to watch Stuart Shafey's video.

853
00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:06,340
Let's have a look here and see.

854
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,040
Firefox.

855
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,340
Stuart Shafey put the code in, didn't he?

856
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,940
A sex game.

857
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:19,180
On this issue of violence and sex and violence in games, some parents are concerned about their

858
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:19,820
kids doing that.

859
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,020
Why are we seeing that so much in computer games?

860
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,920
Well, I think violence is the easiest way to express a life and death situation and get

861
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,680
the adrenaline pumping.

862
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,640
I think it's inevitable to have conflict there.

863
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,540
And I think sex is there because it expresses emotions.

864
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:30,720
Yeah.

865
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,220
I know you're saying one one in the chat.

866
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,180
I just want to see how and why.

867
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:38,200
It says 17 and older is you need a pin number, kind of like you do with an ATM to get in.

868
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,740
So if you can sort of click on the right number, it's meant to keep kids out.

869
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,280
Some people think it'll just keep adults out.

870
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,420
People were saying four ones there.

871
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,540
He did three ones.

872
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,480
He did three ones.

873
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,060
So if I would have taken your advice, I would have been locked out.

874
00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:53,900
Interesting stuff.

875
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,100
Now, here we go.

876
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:55,600
One.

877
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,020
Okay, it's not.

878
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,120
New code.

879
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:03,680
New code.

880
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:03,680
New code.

881
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:33,660
Thank you.

882
00:29:33,660 --> 00:30:02,940
keyboard try and use the keyboard no no no but this input keyboard mouse integration

883
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:10,940
enable oh brilliant we're in accept

884
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:58,940
it's stuck it's stuck it won't even move the mouse it's i and it i the mouse doesn't even go outside the box for the uh for me to control the my own computer

885
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:06,940
the emulator is not powerful enough someone's saying it has to be this is a very old game like this is

886
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,140
designed three or four years before windows 98

887
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:19,100
fail to see how windows 98 emulation on a machine in 2020 can't handle this game

888
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:35,020
can you tab out i don't know i don't know man i can do not know oh now

889
00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:56,780
cloning name the gibso thank you very much import import keyboard keyboard settings soft keyboard

890
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:12,940
it's not set up right someone's saying

891
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:30,300
fucking hell man we're gonna have to go on to we're gonna have to go on to compton's 3d world atlas

892
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:34,620
Deluxe. Voyeur. Voyeur is not working, everybody. Voyeur is not working.

893
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:38,800
Fuck.

894
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Close.

895
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,460
Uh, tab.

896
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,240
Run it from command, James Chauncey. I don't know how to do that.

897
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,980
I don't know how to run anything from command here.

898
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:40,800
But never fear. It looks like this could be a real standard quote of the Starfire 3-3-4.

899
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,160
But once you change it, you should reset the memory of Voyeur first.

900
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,320
Okay, we'll try 3-3. We'll try all the 3s. We'll try all the 3s. Thanks, Sarah.

901
00:33:47,320 --> 00:34:02,140
Sorry there. Sorry about that. We'll try all the 3s. I'll try all the 3s. Windows Media Player.

902
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:08,660
Glassbox is easier for the next stream. Okay, maybe this will work. Maybe this will work.

903
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:17,680
So what am I doing here? Go into it again. Go into that again. Go into the C. Go into Voyeur.

904
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:28,520
Then go into Voyeur. Open Voyeur. And then 3-3-3. All the 3s. Except... Look! We're in! We're in! Come on!

905
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:45,160
It looks amazing! Wow! Sorry. Look at this. It looks... We're in! We're in! It's sexy!

906
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:59,500
Whoa! It's so racy, isn't it? It's racist! You wouldn't want to play this during the day.

907
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,340
- Yeah!

908
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,540
- Looking for me?

909
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,620
- Take it easy with that thing, lady.

910
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:11,460
- Shut up!

911
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,240
Put these on.

912
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,440
- What are you gonna do?

913
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,560
What are you gonna do?

914
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:31,300
- Anything I want.

915
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,140
- Ooh.

916
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,660
It's a bit naughty, isn't it?

917
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,620
- Look what's going on here, look.

918
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,120
Trying to get the pants off.

919
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,960
- Oh!

920
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:41,960
- Oh!

921
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:51,960
Oh! Oh!

922
00:35:51,960 --> 00:36:11,960
Good day. Hawk Manor. Yes. Everything is ready. Uh-huh. I have them for you, sir. Frank? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid Frank's tied up right now. Uh-huh. Yes, sir.

923
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:20,960
What's going on? Oh, he's arriving. Oh, Christ. Come on. Get me out of these things. Damn.

924
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:27,960
Come on, Chantel. There's no time for games. Get me out of these things. Chantel.

925
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:35,960
There's always time for games, Frank. All right, all right, all right. Okay. Look, I promise I'll do the Peruvian sheep herd thing if you just let me out. Come on.

926
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:43,960
Oh, Frank, Frank. You know, I wonder what the future president of the United States would think if he finds you.

927
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,960
Cup to his van. This is not funny. Oh, his head of security. Huh?

928
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Chantel. Oh, no. Uncuff me. Damn it. Uncuff me. Oh, Frank. There, there, there, there.

929
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:04,960
Everything's so serious. Get back here. Have fun, Frankie. Chantel. Damn it. God damn it.

930
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,960
He could get out of that. Whatever she's done to him there, he could get out of that, no?

931
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Pick up.

932
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:17,960
Listen carefully. This will be the last time I can contact you. We've got to stop Reed Hawk.

933
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Reed Hawk. Everything you need is in the apartment. You've received the dossiers on the different family members. And the video cameras set up and ready to go. If you can get incriminating evidence on tape, call the police. But make sure it's solid. This will be our last chance.

934
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:50,960
Look, this guy's capable of anything. Maybe you can figure out a way to warn the family members if they're in danger. But for God's sake, be careful. The future of this country's at stake. We're counting on you.

935
00:37:50,960 --> 00:38:12,960
So we, uh, have to go and, I don't know what we have to find in. The future of the country is at stake. There's a dossier on all the family. We know that the Reed Hawks are after you. I think we need to answer the phone. Even though the phone stopped ringing. That was just an answering machine. It was a very racy, racy beginning. I actually...

936
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:30,960
I want to say a big thank you to Jim Shamrock there. A clone named Gibson. Robbie and Galdo. And so delighted. Big telly. Let's have a look at the big telly. Watch TV.

937
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:48,960
Will he or won't he? This is Tish Van Alden and that's the hot question on everybody's lips during this primary season. Billionaire bachelor and business genius Reed Hawke has yet to commit himself to the race for the Oval Office.

938
00:38:48,960 --> 00:39:15,960
Well hang on to your hats folks because he's gathering his flock this weekend to help him reach a decision. And when the Hawks get together the feathers are bound to fly. I mean imagine how his son Zachary must feel after his sudden promotion off the missile defense system project. Just in time for it to propel dear old dad into the White House. Getting a little chilly in daddy's shadows Zach. And there's daughter Jessica winging her way in from Japan.

939
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,960
Adam Driver is after you.

940
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Adam Driver is after you.

941
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960
Adam Driver is after you.

942
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:44,960
Adam Driver: Well you may be a big success back in the land of the rising yen. But really Jessica, considering your father's America first ideals, isn't this just asking for trouble? And of course, Reed's sister Margaret will be there to stake her claim to the first ladydom. But Margaret dear please show some restraint. Rumor has it you're already shopping for your inaugural gown and planning the ball. Well you better plan on trouble if you're going to be a big success.

943
00:39:44,960 --> 00:40:09,960
Adam Driver: You better plan on trouble if your daughter Chloe shows up sporting her usual leather look. My God. Reed has paid a fortune trying to keep his niece's escapades out of the tabloids. Can you imagine what it'll cost him as president? Oh wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall and listen in? Yes. Now we've gotten word that Reed Hawk is arriving at Hawk Manor. We go live to Jay Jacobson at the scene.

944
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:17,960
Adam Driver: Mr. Hawk, Mr. Hawk, sir, how do you feel about being heading the latest presidential polls? Sounds like folks are ready for a change. Looks like Romanspen.

945
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:23,960
Adam Driver: Your missile defense shield has virtually ended the threat of nuclear war, but does that make you the best man for president? Yeah, Romanspen.

946
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:37,960
Adam Driver: Whoever said I was, I leave that to the people to decide. Come on Mr. Hawk, isn't it a fact you've already decided to spend whatever money you have to in order to buy this election, sir? Excuse me. I don't think I know you. Jacobson Channel 6. Well, Mr. Jacobson.

947
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Mr. Jacobson, my family always comes first. We're going to spend the next two days talking it over and then I will decide about accepting the people's mandate. Now, if you're asking me, is the future of our country and the welfare of our children worth my risking my personal fortune? The answer is a resounding: yes, it is. Okay? Have a great weekend, folks.

948
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Adam Driver: Still no decision from Reed Hawk. We'll bring you further reports as this story develops.

949
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:23,960
Adam Driver: Jesus Christ. It's a real amazing game so far. That was a lot to take in. Hell of a lot to take in. Turn that down a bit.

950
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,840
Turn that down a bit.

951
00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,560
Review the tape.

952
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:35,020
Send the tape.

953
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,120
View Hawk Manor.

954
00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:38,340
Call the police.

955
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:42,380
Do you...

956
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:42,900
What do you do?

957
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,020
Do you view the tape?

958
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:44,280
Do you?

959
00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:45,560
Review the tape.

960
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:49,260
I don't want to watch the same thing I've just watched.

961
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,860
Or was that TV or was watching?

962
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,660
Or was that the tape?

963
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:57,520
I don't want to have to watch the whole fucking thing again.

964
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:58,920
We'll have a look through the camera, we?

965
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,200
Saturday, 4pm.

966
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:09,940
Oh, look.

967
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:15,980
You can look at different people's gaps.

968
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:30,620
What the fuck is that one?

969
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:30,620
What the fuck is that one?

970
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:49,520
How can they see that far into the front cover of the book?

971
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,360
I'm flipping the pages here, but nothing's going on.

972
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,160
We've been through.

973
00:42:58,260 --> 00:42:58,880
We've been through.

974
00:42:58,980 --> 00:42:59,620
We've been through.

975
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,120
Valium.

976
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:08,500
Benzos.

977
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,580
Uncle Benzos.

978
00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:12,140
Someone was on the Uncle Benzos.

979
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,820
Anything else?

980
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,140
Anything else in here now?

981
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:39,800
Self-made billionaire may be a new hope.

982
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,960
Read Hawk still.

983
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,040
Undecided over candidacy.

984
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,100
Oh.

985
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:47,280
Hawk.

986
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,040
This Hawk is some guy, isn't he?

987
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,160
President Hawk.

988
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:52,560
Crazy.

989
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,000
Crazy stuff.

990
00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:55,320
Crazy stuff altogether.

991
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,880
How can he see into the computer screen from where he is?

992
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:08,480
Here's a copy of the article we ran on you next time.

993
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,880
Lunch is on me.

994
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,640
All my best.

995
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,340
Ruth.

996
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,480
Self-made billionaire.

997
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,560
Maybe new hope.

998
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Undeclared presidential candidate.

999
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,460
Reid Hawk.

1000
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:25,880
Has attracted wide support for voters with very diverse backgrounds.

1001
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,060
According to the latest polls.

1002
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:31,380
He's tightening the gap.

1003
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,380
And could be a strong contender.

1004
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:35,740
That is.

1005
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,640
If he decides to run.

1006
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:44,620
The homespun billionaire's popularity has been increasing.

1007
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,400
Partly due to disenchantment with career politicians.

1008
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,580
As well as Hawk's proven leadership qualities.

1009
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:56,260
And self-effacing manner.

1010
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:06,880
His supporters believe that Hawk's election would bring an end to politics as usual.

1011
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,040
In the maverick businessman's own words.

1012
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,200
It's up to the people to decide.

1013
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,060
Ruth Filborn.

1014
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,360
End of message.

1015
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,720
This is an interesting building.

1016
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,600
Where he's just spying on the building.

1017
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:27,860
Like.

1018
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:28,320
Why.

1019
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,440
How did he get here.

1020
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,040
And who is he.

1021
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,680
Is he a cop.

1022
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,360
Or is he a.

1023
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:35,440
We don't have any background story on this guy.

1024
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,580
Marcus Headroom.

1025
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,440
Thank you very much.

1026
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,420
And could be a job for Fontaine.

1027
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,260
Thank you very much.

1028
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,020
It fucking could well be.

1029
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,160
Could well be a job for Fontaine.

1030
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:51,420
It fucking could well be.

1031
00:45:57,260 --> 00:46:01,380
Have you considered watching Bill Clinton live in Limerick in 98?

1032
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,420
Fucking hell man.

1033
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,220
We might get.

1034
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,760
This could be some of Fontaine's best work in this game.

1035
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,440
But what we might have a look there.

1036
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,980
Is this Bill Clinton clip.

1037
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,460
Just to spice things up.

1038
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:12,920
As you know.

1039
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,400
This is a.

1040
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,400
It's a.

1041
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,780
It's a.

1042
00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:16,140
We're in that 90s.

1043
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:16,980
Realms.

1044
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,100
So we can keep on.

1045
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:18,940
Dipping into.

1046
00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:20,280
Some oddities.

1047
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,320
And I never knew that we could see Bill Clinton in Limerick.

1048
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,320
I wonder.

1049
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,980
Imagine if Jerry Hannum was in the fucking audience going.

1050
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,140
You are a liar.

1051
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:30,960
Number two.

1052
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,520
William Clinton.

1053
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,280
Bill Clinton.

1054
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:35,800
Limerick.

1055
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:35,860
Limerick.

1056
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:45,500
Part one.

1057
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,620
Part one.

1058
00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:46,660
Part one.

1059
00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:48,420
30 minutes long.

1060
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:51,380
George Lee.

1061
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:51,380
George Lee.

1062
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:01,840
And Brian Kennedy was there.

1063
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:08,760
Put this on the.

1064
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:19,940
Pissing down.

1065
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:21,080
Thank you.

1066
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:27,460
Brian Kennedy there in Limerick reciting a song with a very obvious refrain.

1067
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:28,640
Here comes the rain again.

1068
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,420
But great hopes in fact that the rain might lift.

1069
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,980
But for the moment.

1070
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,120
But for the moment.

1071
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:33,680
We'll be.

1072
00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:36,100
We'll go over to Adair.

1073
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:39,020
We're expecting the president to be leaving imminently.

1074
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,760
Still wet there.

1075
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:43,700
Still wet.

1076
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,600
Much.

1077
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,560
And very well.

1078
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,480
Still wet.

1079
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,880
Thank you very much, Steph.

1080
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,500
I hope you're getting on well.

1081
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,420
Thank you very much.

1082
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:51,180
For the tip.

1083
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,600
That in fact we might.

1084
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,600
The weather might lift.

1085
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:56,940
But maybe just we'll have time to take a commercial break.

1086
00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:57,620
What was going on there?

1087
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,660
Did no one in the gallery tell him.

1088
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:01,020
That it was.

1089
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,640
There's no point in going back to it.

1090
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:06,860
They just go.

1091
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,240
Let's go.

1092
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,280
We'll go back to that.

1093
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,280
We'll go back to Limerick now.

1094
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,440
And it's still wet.

1095
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,540
And hopefully now we can come back to that in a while.

1096
00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:18,920
And it will stop raining.

1097
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:23,220
Citing a song with a very obvious refrain.

1098
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,440
Here comes the rain again.

1099
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:27,200
But great hopes in fact that the rain might lift.

1100
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,580
But for the moment.

1101
00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:31,560
We'll go over to Adair.

1102
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,760
Brother Mouzon presenting primetime.

1103
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,800
We're expecting the president to be leaving imminently.

1104
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,520
Still wet there.

1105
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,400
Had been much.

1106
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,980
Had been very wet earlier on.

1107
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:46,160
We had some expectation.

1108
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,940
That in fact we might.

1109
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:48,920
The weather might lift.

1110
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,800
But maybe just we'll have time.

1111
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,300
To take a commercial break.

1112
00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:53,680
Before we go back for.

1113
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,800
Dark and Shrine.

1114
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,460
Thank you very much.

1115
00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:56,060
Shall we do that?

1116
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,020
Shall we do that?

1117
00:48:58,220 --> 00:48:59,780
Did he say shall we do that?

1118
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:01,060
For the departure.

1119
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,340
So shall we do that?

1120
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:04,040
I don't know.

1121
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,000
You're the boss like.

1122
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:05,880
Why are you asking us?

1123
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:06,980
Thank you very much.

1124
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:07,780
Good man Graham.

1125
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:10,360
Lovely.

1126
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:11,620
The pomp.

1127
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:12,460
The pomp.

1128
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,200
And if I remember correctly now.

1129
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,380
This was after the Monica Lewinsky stuff.

1130
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,140
Or was it before?

1131
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,400
Might have been before.

1132
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,260
Would have been before.

1133
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,260
This would be the summer.

1134
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:23,600
Would it?

1135
00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,060
This had to have been the summer.

1136
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,300
That he was here.

1137
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,060
And then.

1138
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,500
The shit came out.

1139
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,260
In.

1140
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:30,420
I think.

1141
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:31,580
September.

1142
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,060
October.

1143
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:32,700
Or November.

1144
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:41,180
He was over for the peace process.

1145
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:41,580
Was he?

1146
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,340
Was he doing a bit of peace processing.

1147
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:44,060
With the boys.

1148
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,360
Pat the processor.

1149
00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:45,920
Uptown.

1150
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:46,660
Up the north.

1151
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:49,080
Clinton just came over to say.

1152
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:50,480
Great job lads.

1153
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,700
Peace is coming.

1154
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,520
Go in peace.

1155
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,960
My peace I give you.

1156
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,420
I'll try to stop there.

1157
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:06,420
I don't know if we're going to get any further with the game.

1158
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:08,840
Maybe Fontaine can play that game.

1159
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:10,820
But he wouldn't be able to play it during the day.

1160
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:12,960
But I'm enjoying this kind of.

1161
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,080
I like this kind of.

1162
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:15,180
Thank you.

1163
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:26,000
Thank you very much.

1164
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,680
Captain Zach and Hooley.

1165
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:29,600
For your very kind tips there lads.

1166
00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:30,620
And good man Graham.

1167
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:31,320
Good man yourself.

1168
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:33,000
Look at the state of this.

1169
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,180
Nah.

1170
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:43,980
Nah.

1171
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:44,360
I'm alright.

1172
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,100
Thanks very much.

1173
00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:45,460
I'm alright.

1174
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:46,580
Even in 1998.

1175
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,560
Nah.

1176
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,060
I'm alright.

1177
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:49,120
Sure.

1178
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:51,740
Tom Cruise and fucking Mission Impossible and all that.

1179
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:52,520
Nah.

1180
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:52,800
I'm alright.

1181
00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,260
It's like Towering Inferno.

1182
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:56,300
All for only £26.99.

1183
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,260
Rip off.

1184
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,240
Rip off.

1185
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,500
Rip off alert.

1186
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,320
That's 1-800-535-623.

1187
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,340
Now to order.

1188
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:07,220
Get lost in space for only £26.99.

1189
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:08,380
Plus £2.50.

1190
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:09,360
Postage of package.

1191
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,400
You can get lost with that price.

1192
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:12,680
In space.

1193
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,200
It's the completely airtight zip.

1194
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,180
That makes glad Ziploc sandwich bags perfect for people.

1195
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:18,740
Sickening.

1196
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,680
Absolutely sick.

1197
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:20,840
Glad.

1198
00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:22,440
Caring for food.

1199
00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:23,040
As if.

1200
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,640
As if Robin Hood would be doing that.

1201
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,260
Remember this one.

1202
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,080
Remember this advert.

1203
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,700
They don't make them like this anymore.

1204
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:41,280
Club milk.

1205
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:41,320
Club milk.

1206
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,340
Which is the name of the game.

1207
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,320
Watch a guy or watch a dame on any street in town.

1208
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,460
Up and down.

1209
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:52,840
And over and across.

1210
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:54,120
Romances bar.

1211
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,260
Have you got what it takes to join our club?

1212
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:59,320
Yeah they really look like they eat club milk all the time.

1213
00:51:59,400 --> 00:51:59,880
Those people.

1214
00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:03,600
Every squeeze pack is jumping with you.

1215
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,040
It's annoying.

1216
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:04,860
It's annoying.

1217
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,060
I liked it as a kid.

1218
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:08,040
It was a fun advert.

1219
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,880
But it's annoying actually in retrospect.

1220
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,160
And it's not even squeeze.

1221
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,100
It's skis.

1222
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,220
SQ.

1223
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,820
You need the U there lads.

1224
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,720
You need the U because it just says skis.

1225
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:24,360
Skis me.

1226
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,960
Shake me.

1227
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:33,920
Don't stop.

1228
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,320
500 mil size.

1229
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,120
Great stuff.

1230
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,540
Lovely stuff.

1231
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,740
Think of sparkle.

1232
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,560
And you think of diamonds.

1233
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:43,620
Well.

1234
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:44,960
Dishwasher is it?

1235
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,040
Thanks very much.

1236
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,980
Hooley man with the plan.

1237
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:48,920
Thank you very much.

1238
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,340
Pat from the Priory.

1239
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:51,500
I hope you're getting on well.

1240
00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:52,420
Thank you very much.

1241
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,160
Now available in original and lemon fragrance.

1242
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,600
Nothing beats a sunshine.

1243
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,100
So they clean brilliantly.

1244
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:01,680
Yeah.

1245
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,640
They're dermatologically tested.

1246
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,200
Mm-hmm.

1247
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:07,420
And the tablets give your clothes this sort of personal softness.

1248
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,760
What more could you ask for?

1249
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,940
Some help with the ironing.

1250
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:16,300
Personal's new non-bio tablets.

1251
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,820
A great wash and a great deal easier.

1252
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,880
We go back again.

1253
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:24,580
Loving it, loving it, loving it.

1254
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:25,540
They're loving it.

1255
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:27,080
They're loving Clinton.

1256
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,340
Well, welcome back to our coverage of President Clinton's visit.

1257
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,160
And as you know, of course, he's over in the Southwest.

1258
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:39,520
And just about now, he's due to leave Adair and make his way to Limerick City.

1259
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,200
And there indeed is the exit from Adair Manor.

1260
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,100
Beautiful surroundings, of course.

1261
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:46,860
The Guard of the Limerick.

1262
00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:47,100
The Guard of the Limerick.

1263
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:47,600
The Guard of the Limerick.

1264
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,760
The Guard of the Limerick.

1265
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,760
Security by the Limerick.

1266
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,760
Security by the ton.

1267
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,120
Jimmy Wolf of the Limerick.

1268
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,500
Leader was saying 2,000 guards on duty in the Limerick alone.

1269
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:58,620
Security by the ton, boys.

1270
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,000
And look at the old car.

1271
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,600
And many more in this.

1272
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Was it Ford?

1273
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,340
Was it Ford Mondeo or?

1274
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,120
Cavalcade.

1275
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,280
Cavalcade.

1276
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,780
As well as the American Secret Service.

1277
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:09,340
Is that a Nissan?

1278
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:10,840
Is that a Nissan?

1279
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,200
Look.

1280
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:14,340
C-Class.

1281
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:24,880
Ford Granada.

1282
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,080
Yeah.

1283
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:25,140
Yeah.

1284
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:26,340
Big old cars.

1285
00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:28,460
Ford Scorpio.

1286
00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,520
Remember the Ford Scorpios?

1287
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,100
Big yokes.

1288
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,460
And look at the state of this.

1289
00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:35,280
They think they've seen them.

1290
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:42,260
But then they're waving even more vigorously.

1291
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,520
So probably the second.

1292
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,120
Fucking hell, lads.

1293
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,760
How many decoys do you want?

1294
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,980
Only the shortest of runs, of course, from Adair.

1295
00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:53,860
A very beautiful location.

1296
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:54,880
Beautiful village.

1297
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:55,900
And what?

1298
00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:56,900
10, 12 miles.

1299
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,580
And you make it to Limerick City.

1300
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:02,760
And Limerick City, despite the rain, preparing to greet the president.

1301
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,580
Jim Downey, disappointing about the weather.

1302
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:06,260
And it is a shame.

1303
00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,840
It is such a beautiful part of the country.

1304
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,660
It's always a risk, Brian.

1305
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,660
But, of course, I mean, Adair is known as the prettiest village in Ireland.

1306
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,940
Though it has some competition.

1307
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,820
Adair Manor is a gorgeous place.

1308
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:16,900
Magnificent ground.

1309
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,980
Even in the rain, it's very, very beautiful.

1310
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:24,420
As to getting to Limerick, they can be there in 10 minutes.

1311
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:27,400
Because I'm quite sure there's nobody in the way.

1312
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:30,360
There's nobody in the way.

1313
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:34,760
It really is filling time, isn't it?

1314
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,580
Welcome to the filling station.

1315
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:44,440
With the two lads who love to kiss presidential ass.

1316
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,920
Adair is actually the prettiest village.

1317
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,400
Hopefully the rain will shift.

1318
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:57,140
Wouldn't want that to spoil the day, so to speak.

1319
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:58,840
No?

1320
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:00,740
Clinton?

1321
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:04,180
If they are, they'll be shifted pretty fast.

1322
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:07,620
They'll be shifted pretty fast.

1323
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:08,840
Absolutely.

1324
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,120
Absolutely.

1325
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,100
Very fast indeed.

1326
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:12,560
Come back.

1327
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,400
Very fast indeed.

1328
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,280
What a beautiful interchange there.

1329
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,300
Interplay between these two guys.

1330
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:20,020
Very fast.

1331
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:28,200
Never seen these lads before, but they're very quickly becoming my most favorite thing that ever happened on TV.

1332
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,460
Beautiful village.

1333
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,480
And what?

1334
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,460
10, 12 miles.

1335
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,140
And you make it to Limerick City.

1336
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:37,340
And Limerick City, despite the rain, preparing to greet the president.

1337
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,140
Jim Downey, disappointing about the weather.

1338
00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:40,820
And it is a shame.

1339
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:41,980
It is such a beautiful part.

1340
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,080
Yeah, someone there in chat.

1341
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:46,540
Z has just said, Barca style interchange play.

1342
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,820
This is the ticca taca of broadcasting between these boys.

1343
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:54,960
It's like watching fucking Messi and Iniesta and Javi.

1344
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,180
That little Troika.

1345
00:56:58,060 --> 00:56:59,000
Back in the day.

1346
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,320
Interplay.

1347
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:01,600
Interchange.

1348
00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,020
Always a risk.

1349
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:03,400
It's funny.

1350
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,680
Disappointing about the weather.

1351
00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,360
And it is a shame.

1352
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,940
It is such a beautiful part of the country.

1353
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,760
It's always a risk, Brian.

1354
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,760
But of course, I mean, Adair is known as the prettiest village in Ireland.

1355
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,040
It has some competition.

1356
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:14,920
Adair Manor is a gorgeous place.

1357
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:16,020
Magnificent ground.

1358
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,100
Even in the rain, it's very, very beautiful.

1359
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,520
As to getting to Limerick, they can be there in 10 minutes.

1360
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,500
Because I'm quite sure there's nobody in the way.

1361
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:29,660
Or if they are, they'll be shifted pretty fast.

1362
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:31,320
I would say very fast indeed.

1363
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,040
Come back to what we were saying earlier.

1364
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,180
I mean, what else is there for the president to say?

1365
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,900
I think, obviously, there'll be some kind of a valedictory message.

1366
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,260
And obviously, the theme of peace will be emphasized in that.

1367
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,160
Clint Bilton.

1368
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,400
Thank you very much.

1369
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,240
Clint Bilton.

1370
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:53,680
Who says, Adair Tidy Towns won the runner-up Tidy Town in 1998.

1371
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,940
That year, the year of the bill.

1372
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,760
And five, thank you very much.

1373
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:00,020
Class TV.

1374
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:02,580
The two lads swimming around in fulfillment.

1375
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,740
Honey, these lads are fulfilled to the max.

1376
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:10,900
Their jars of fulfillment are overflowing with full.

1377
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:18,540
No doubt, he'll refer back to his Irish roots, you know, and how happy he feels being here.

1378
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:22,660
Which, as we agreed, I think, earlier, is a genuine feeling on his part.

1379
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:28,000
And the other thing is that he may make some reference to our economic success.

1380
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:38,920
Now, it's hard for the president of the United States, for the most powerful economy the world has ever seen, to talk about us being an example in this regard.

1381
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:48,940
But, in fact, if we don't have terrible world economic troubles, Ireland could well be regarded as an exemplar for small countries.

1382
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:55,560
We've already had the row over Scotland, where Gus MacDonald wasn't very clever.

1383
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:03,000
Countries like Estonia, that are so determined.

1384
00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:05,540
Now, OK, their circumstances are very different from ours.

1385
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,260
Estonia is a very, very...

1386
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:09,200
And the Baltic is a long, long way away.

1387
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:09,700
...country.

1388
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:14,860
Yes, and, of course, it's right on Russia's doorstep, which is where it wishes it wasn't.

1389
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:20,060
Well, let's go back for a moment to Limerick, where I'm sure the people are delighted to be there.

1390
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:23,020
And for them, the weather doesn't really matter.

1391
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:32,240
More music there from the Irish Chamber Orchestra, and also traditional musicians associated with the University of Limerick School there.

1392
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:38,100
She's really clawing for time.

1393
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:47,040
Right, we can skip this.

1394
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:53,080
No offense to the Chamber Orchestra, whoever they is.

1395
00:59:53,080 --> 01:00:08,240
Jimmy Wolf is there for you.

1396
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,220
And the sponsors.

1397
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,140
And the sponsors include many American companies.

1398
01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:12,620
Go on.

1399
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:16,540
It's reckoned in Limerick that there are about 16,000 industrial jobs.

1400
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,240
And of these, 8,000 are supplied by American companies.

1401
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:24,180
People like Dell, who employ up to 3,000.

1402
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,000
And Peercom, which employs 50, making software...

1403
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,560
Jimmy Wolf is after you.

1404
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,420
...to beat the Millennium Bug.

1405
01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,620
So there's a real big mix of American companies...

1406
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,840
Thanks very much, Marcus Headroom.

1407
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,860
And Play Voyeur, thank you very much.

1408
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:43,460
...in the industrial boom that we're enjoying in Limerick.

1409
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,080
Big sponsors including Guinness Ireland, Telecom, North Hill Bay Network.

1410
01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:51,660
We've got Intel there from Marcus Headroom, who says that the part two is much better.

1411
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,860
And look, we need...

1412
01:00:56,940 --> 01:01:03,360
...a combination of culture and commerce.

1413
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,740
Same thing with programs.

1414
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,040
So let's give way to commerce.

1415
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,820
Take a commercial break and come back to us in just a moment.

1416
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:12,640
Let's just have a look at the adverts again before we get into Bill Clinton.

1417
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,600
...in Limerick City.

1418
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,300
That's half 12, though.

1419
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:18,240
I would see the adverts for a second.

1420
01:01:18,380 --> 01:01:18,860
See what they're doing.

1421
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,700
Cleaning your tarnished silver and jewellery is no longer a problem...

1422
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,200
Tarnished.

1423
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,740
...using the patented Silver Star cleaning plate.

1424
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:30,080
Look, it's simple.

1425
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,500
Fill a bowl with hot tap water, add ordinary salt.

1426
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,660
Now place the Silver Star plate in the bowl and put in your precious silver objects needing to be cleaned.

1427
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:42,740
Silver Star cleans right up to the water level and has no chemicals.

1428
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,640
So it's completely safe on silver as well as your hands.

1429
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:46,020
Wow.

1430
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:48,680
...wearing fucking oil foam.

1431
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:49,940
Evil Dr. Smith.

1432
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:51,820
It's really pumping this, aren't they?

1433
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:52,680
Pumping this fucking...

1434
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,620
...60s sci-fi show.

1435
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,260
What was it called?

1436
01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,300
Boogie book.

1437
01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:00,920
Last in space.

1438
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,520
$26.99 for VHS.

1439
01:02:03,860 --> 01:02:04,220
Good luck.

1440
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:12,900
Sounds like he's commentating a race.

1441
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:13,940
A horse race.

1442
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,040
A real way.

1443
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,160
Yes, I think really this is more appropriate.

1444
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,300
I'm interrupting you because there's the cavalcade.

1445
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:19,600
Lovely.

1446
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:20,780
I love the interruptions.

1447
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,540
It's great stuff when someone interrupts someone.

1448
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:23,300
Rather more low key.

1449
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:26,380
Here we're getting the spirit of Ireland in a real way.

1450
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:28,500
Yes, I think really this is more appropriate.

1451
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,640
I'm interrupting you because there's the cavalcade.

1452
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,960
Just let's see that again.

1453
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:34,480
I like to see it in its entirety because it's a bit of a...

1454
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,400
We're getting a glimpse.

1455
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,660
He says we're getting a glimpse of Ireland in a such and such...

1456
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:39,600
Yeah, I think we are.

1457
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,100
I interrupt you there.

1458
01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:46,260
Interesting change of tempo as we get nearer, Jim.

1459
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,260
I mean, earlier on, some of the music was rather more low key.

1460
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:52,360
Here we're getting the spirit of Ireland in a real way.

1461
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,480
Yes, I think really this is more appropriate.

1462
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,980
I'm interrupting you because there's the cavalcade and it's wheeling in now.

1463
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,940
Lovely Shafé style.

1464
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,140
Coming up, I think, past the Crescent.

1465
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:07,080
Famous Jesuit school.

1466
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:08,840
I think long since moved out there.

1467
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,340
Joining into a community school.

1468
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,120
German, thank you very much.

1469
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,500
And Silver Pixie, thank you.

1470
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:19,900
Eamon, any pick up in the weather?

1471
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,840
It's not raining, Brian.

1472
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,820
It cleared wonderfully a few minutes ago.

1473
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:26,140
The skies are darkening again.

1474
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,480
I think we're going to have showers.

1475
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,720
We're going to have further showers.

1476
01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:32,700
But no one's going to let them worry them at this stage.

1477
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,620
At this stage.

1478
01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,220
Long cavalcade making its way.

1479
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:37,560
Long cavalcade making its way.

1480
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,640
It won't be long now.

1481
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:40,640
It won't be long now.

1482
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,520
The crowd's jammed tighter than ever.

1483
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,960
Pressing right up against the barriers.

1484
01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:47,060
Crowd is jammed tighter than ever.

1485
01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:50,640
Long, extra long cavalcade.

1486
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,640
It won't be long now.

1487
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:57,500
We're not going to let the weather spoil the day that's in it.

1488
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,840
The crowd is jammed tight together.

1489
01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:02,940
It won't be long now with the cavalcade.

1490
01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:04,080
Getting a little worried earlier.

1491
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,160
Getting a little worried about the cavalcade earlier on.

1492
01:04:07,820 --> 01:04:09,740
A good-humoured crowd cooperating with them.

1493
01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:11,800
Good-humoured crowd cooperating.

1494
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,160
They have to cooperate.

1495
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,100
They have no choice.

1496
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:16,780
They will.

1497
01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:21,960
Anybody who doesn't cooperate will be taken away and possibly beaten.

1498
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:28,380
Secret Service are mounted on the buildings around.

1499
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,840
High-top sniper rifle.

1500
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,140
High-powered sniper rifle.

1501
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:39,020
And the cavalcade is arriving now behind the platform.

1502
01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:42,660
It came across the new Shannon Bridge there earlier.

1503
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,620
And you can see the brightness in the sky.

1504
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:53,420
The escort for the cavalcade has arrived behind the stage,

1505
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,740
which is out of your view there.

1506
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,500
The crowd hasn't seen anything happen yet.

1507
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:02,700
They can't but be aware that something has happened,

1508
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:09,120
if only by the speed with which the platform has been evacuated.

1509
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,560
The sudden silence that has dropped on proceedings.

1510
01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:14,960
A minute ago, they were being checked.

1511
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,080
One, two, three.

1512
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,600
There's Catherine Foley and Jimmy Smith.

1513
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,040
Now suddenly, there's a sense of it coming down to business.

1514
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,140
We're here.

1515
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,240
It's happening.

1516
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,740
Excitement growing.

1517
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,040
The excitement is growing.

1518
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,300
City officials.

1519
01:05:30,980 --> 01:05:33,140
Jerry Collins, MEP for Monster.

1520
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:34,680
John Cushnah and his fellow MEP.

1521
01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:38,380
That's Ted Russell there.

1522
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,760
A long-time mayor of Limerick and a one-time TD.

1523
01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,120
The real elder statesman of Limerick.

1524
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,080
Ted Russell's after you.

1525
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:46,260
The former alderman, Ted Russell.

1526
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,040
Ted is in his 80s.

1527
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,100
He's a great lobby fan.

1528
01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:49,240
Yeah, Russell.

1529
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,400
Yeah, Ted Russell is it.

1530
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:51,980
The welcoming party.

1531
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:56,120
The official party here comprised mostly of local representatives.

1532
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,720
Representatives of academe.

1533
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,660
I like the way he said representative.

1534
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,040
Did anyone think it was a strange way of saying it?

1535
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:03,960
Representatives.

1536
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:05,400
Representatives.

1537
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:05,560
Representatives.

1538
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:12,480
I think he even said representatives twice because he even amazed himself with the way he said it.

1539
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,120
Let's have a look now.

1540
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:13,520
Let's have a look.

1541
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,140
Politics.

1542
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:15,220
Local representatives.

1543
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:20,340
The official party here comprised mostly of local representatives.

1544
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:25,720
Representatives of academe, business, politics, of course, local government.

1545
01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:30,540
That's the new senator John Cregan who was elected to the Senate quite recently in the center of shop there.

1546
01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:35,120
Cregan's after you.

1547
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:38,720
The definite sense in the crowd that things are moving.

1548
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,240
The president is close at hand.

1549
01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:50,320
The presidential party have now arrived in Shannon Street which is immediately behind where the main platforms are located.

1550
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,640
Cregan's after you.

1551
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,640
Cregan's after you.

1552
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:20,040
Music continues.

1553
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:26,760
I think he passed away your man this year.

1554
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:38,920
Thank you very much for your tip there. Thank you very much.

1555
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:48,920
Music continues.

1556
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:54,920
Music continues.

1557
01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:04,920
Music continues.

1558
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,920
Music continues.

1559
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:10,920
We've got some guard trivia here.

1560
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,920
Snipers.

1561
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,920
They even mentioned the snipers.

1562
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,920
I was mentioning it as a joke there.

1563
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,920
Like going, the crowd won't be getting out of hand

1564
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,920
because the secret service snipers

1565
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,920
will be on top of the local buildings.

1566
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,920
We have snipers on top of done stores.

1567
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,920
But they're actually so bored

1568
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,920
that they're focusing on the fucking threat.

1569
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,920
The looming threat.

1570
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,920
Of the...

1571
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Let's see that there.

1572
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,920
...are waiting for closely coordinated,

1573
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:46,920
closely choreographed instructions.

1574
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,920
Security. American security.

1575
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:54,920
That's one of the secret service snipers

1576
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:58,920
who are located on all the rooftops along O'Connell Street.

1577
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:04,920
Also, there are a guard personnel on the rooftops as part of the security.

1578
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:14,920
On last night, the presidential family stayed in the Dunraven suite at a Dare Manor hotel.

1579
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:19,920
And for all the punters like you and me, that comes at £350 a night.

1580
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,920
That's without breakfast.

1581
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:27,920
And it has a magnificent vista of lawns and the River Meg,

1582
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,920
which winds its way through the grounds of the Dunraven estate.

1583
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,920
The far cry from the standard of comfort that the audience here on O'Connell Street has enjoyed in the rain this morning.

1584
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,920
Yes, but there has been a great mood.

1585
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,920
Last night, some of the pubs dispensed complimentary Budweiser

1586
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,920
just to get the proper mood going.

1587
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,920
And there was a great party atmosphere around, let me recall, yesterday and last night.

1588
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,920
And as you say, there was an evacuation.

1589
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,920
Where's their masks?

1590
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:52,920
Someone is asking.

1591
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,920
Thank you very much for the tip.

1592
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,920
And Poddy Bob, thank you very much.

1593
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,920
Have you ever seen the Fanta Roadshow?

1594
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:58,920
I'm not sure maybe I have.

1595
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,920
Is that the beat on the street?

1596
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,920
Thanks for the tip.

1597
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:04,920
The 25 mile journey from Shannon.

1598
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,920
Beat on the street was seven up, was it?

1599
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,920
I remember that in Balaná.

1600
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,920
I don't remember the Fanta.

1601
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,920
Did the Fanta Roadshow ever come down this way?

1602
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,920
I'm not sure.

1603
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:14,920
It's astonishing.

1604
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:19,920
It's a truism of these things that the security is relentless.

1605
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,920
It is extraordinary.

1606
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:21,920
Absolutely.

1607
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:22,920
Security is relentless.

1608
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:24,920
Welding down a manhole.

1609
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:25,920
Snipers.

1610
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:26,920
They're down manhole.

1611
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,920
Literally.

1612
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:28,920
Yes.

1613
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:29,920
Diving into sewers and so on.

1614
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,920
Diving into sewers.

1615
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:31,920
And yet.

1616
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,920
It is extraordinary.

1617
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,920
The soldering, the welding down of manhole covers.

1618
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,920
Diving into sewers, literally.

1619
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:38,920
Yes.

1620
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,920
Diving into sewers and so on.

1621
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:41,920
Diving into sewers and so on.

1622
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:42,920
And yet.

1623
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:47,920
They've brought it to such a pitch now that they can create a space in the middle of all

1624
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,920
that security where people are unaware of it.

1625
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,920
Where it doesn't come between them and the occasion.

1626
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,920
Which is necessary.

1627
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:58,920
It's been a fascinating exercise to witness the security.

1628
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,920
And full marks to the guardee.

1629
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,920
They have done a tremendous job.

1630
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:09,920
And the chief superintendent Michael Fitzgerald must be very pleased with the way the operation has gone.

1631
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,920
That's the chief superintendent actually on the bottom left hand corner of your picture.

1632
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,920
He's now going up on the platform.

1633
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:21,920
The secret service people have been very very obvious on the ground.

1634
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,920
They were annexed in the South Court Hotel.

1635
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,920
On the south side of the city.

1636
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,920
And a lot of people went to the hotel each evening just to see these guys.

1637
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:31,920
Thank you Robbie Brothers.

1638
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:32,920
Thank you very much.

1639
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,920
Bill visited my dad's work when he was here in 98.

1640
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,920
You say the owl lad was working selling windows 98 at the time as well.

1641
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,920
That's a big coincidence Robbie.

1642
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,920
Thanks very much for the tip.

1643
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,920
It's an extremely coincidental coincidence.

1644
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:55,920
The president's brief is very clearly includes the public relations function.

1645
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,920
I spoke to one of them last night.

1646
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,920
And he told me he was...

1647
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,920
I think I can hear Des Cattle.

1648
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:05,920
I think I can hear Des Cattle.

1649
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,920
He told me that he walks and drives a jeep with the secret service.

1650
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,920
But he was in the actual plant when the jeep was being constructed.

1651
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,920
And that jeep is part of his life.

1652
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,920
It was like a member of his family.

1653
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:18,920
He lives with the jeep.

1654
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,920
He was there when it was constructed.

1655
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,920
And when it's being serviced he's present.

1656
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:23,920
And it's...

1657
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:27,920
His relationship with that vehicle is most unusual.

1658
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:32,920
But that gives you an idea of the type of attitude these people have to their job and to the security.

1659
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:39,920
The voice you are hearing in the background, I'm sure some people may have noticed it by now, is our own Des Cattle.

1660
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:44,920
Who has been doing sterling duty here all morning acting as master of ceremonies.

1661
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,920
Keeping the crowd good humoured.

1662
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,920
Here we go.

1663
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:51,920
As only he can.

1664
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,920
As only he can.

1665
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,920
And...

1666
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920
Helping to organise the crowd.

1667
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:58,920
Conveying instructions from the...

1668
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:04,920
Conveying instructions from the Gourthi in the interest of public safety.

1669
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,920
Combining all.

1670
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:07,920
Being where we are.

1671
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:08,920
Being where we are.

1672
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:09,920
Being where we are.

1673
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,920
And being who he is.

1674
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,920
And dealing with this particular blend of people.

1675
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:20,920
I think he has, it appears to me, stayed off the subject of recent results of matches.

1676
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:24,920
He's brave but he's not that brave.

1677
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,920
A fair bit of discomfort.

1678
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,920
And bear in mind they've been here since half seven or eight o'clock this morning.

1679
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:38,920
The media have been very complimentary of the press centre which was located in the new city hall here.

1680
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:44,920
And all the state agencies who were involved in setting up the centre have done a really tremendous job.

1681
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:45,920
And...

1682
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,920
I think I can say amen to that.

1683
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:51,920
We've been royally looked after here and in Dublin indeed.

1684
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,920
And they gave you a press bag which was like something out of the Late Late Show,

1685
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,920
everyone in the audience looking bag.

1686
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:58,920
And there's all sorts of goodies.

1687
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,920
You can't be influenced by things like that can you Jimmy?

1688
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:01,920
There's a voucher for free bottle whiskey.

1689
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,920
The crowd now.

1690
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:03,920
Ah that was lovely.

1691
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:04,920
Did you hear the...

1692
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,920
Bit of air at the end of that?

1693
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:06,920
They were kind of confused.

1694
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:07,920
They didn't know what to say at the end of that.

1695
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:08,920
Things like that can you...

1696
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:09,920
Show everyone in the audience looking bag.

1697
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:10,920
There's all sorts of goodies.

1698
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:11,920
You can't be influenced by things like that can you Jimmy?

1699
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:12,920
There's a voucher for free bottle whiskey.

1700
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,920
The crowd now.

1701
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:14,920
Crowd waiting.

1702
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,920
Crowd waiting.

1703
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:16,920
Crowd now.

1704
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:23,920
One hopes that the thing can move while this anticipation is at this beautiful, beautiful pitch that it is at the moment.

1705
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:30,920
And while the weather is holding, the sky is brightening again.

1706
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:31,920
Des is taking his leave of the audience.

1707
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:37,920
I think that the president may now be in the Bank of Ireland building at the back of that picture, at the back of your picture there.

1708
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,920
The city council were to meet in private. Now they're coming, they're exiting from that building.

1709
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,120
while the weather is holding.

1710
01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:42,980
The sky is brightening again.

1711
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,180
Dez is taking his leave of the audience.

1712
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:49,640
I think that the President may now be in the Bank of Ireland building

1713
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,740
at the back of that picture, at the back of your picture there.

1714
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:54,740
The City Council were to meet in private.

1715
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,820
Now they're coming, they're exiting from that building.

1716
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:57,580
Here we go, folks.

1717
01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:59,200
The councillors in their robes.

1718
01:14:59,280 --> 01:14:59,720
Here we go.

1719
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:00,520
Red robes.

1720
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:01,280
Red robes.

1721
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:04,660
Red robes, of course, a subject of some controversy here.

1722
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:08,020
Yes, I'm just looking to see if Councillor Harington,

1723
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:09,160
the mayor, is wearing his robe.

1724
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,480
He was a bit iffy about the robe all week.

1725
01:15:12,060 --> 01:15:13,180
A bit iffy about the robe?

1726
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:19,600
Public opinion very much in favour of the mayor wearing his robe of office.

1727
01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,580
The henmaid's tale, boys, are after you.

1728
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,980
He said if a substantial sum of money was contributed to a local charity,

1729
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:28,760
he would wear it.

1730
01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:31,500
I wonder did he know something we didn't know.

1731
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:34,040
That's Councillor Jack Burke,

1732
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,220
the only Fianna Fáil member of Lemmig City Council.

1733
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,280
Mayor, of course, won't be sitting in those seats.

1734
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:43,780
He'll be a part of the platform package.

1735
01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:44,360
Yes.

1736
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:52,100
I'd like you to give a very warm Limerick welcome to our special guest this morning here in Limerick.

1737
01:15:52,780 --> 01:15:53,980
First of all, ladies and gentlemen,

1738
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:57,040
his worship, the mayor of Limerick, Councillor Joe Harington,

1739
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,220
and the city manager, Mr. Conn Murray.

1740
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:05,340
No, Joe Harington is not wearing his robe of office.

1741
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:12,220
Joe Harington would, this time on a Saturday, be doing something very different.

1742
01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:19,120
Bertie Ahern's after you.

1743
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:21,360
Bertie Bowl.

1744
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:26,020
Bertie Bowl of rice, half the price.

1745
01:16:30,660 --> 01:16:33,900
The street is bristling with stars and stripes in the tricolor.

1746
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:37,780
By the way, that chain Councillor Harrington is wearing dates back to 1822.

1747
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,780
It's the same chain that Frances Condell wore.

1748
01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:42,980
Welcome for the President of the United States,

1749
01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:44,640
William Jefferson Clinton,

1750
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:48,320
and the First Lady, Hillary Rannham Clinton.

1751
01:16:52,380 --> 01:16:55,640
I should have had the drone, shouldn't I?

1752
01:16:55,640 --> 01:17:14,880
What about this?

1753
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:27,600
It needs to, we need to, sorry, just go back there for that one.

1754
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,980
Where's the dodgy ear music?

1755
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:31,480
We need even dodgy ear music.

1756
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:34,240
We'll need that one.

1757
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,760
We need this dark pulse.

1758
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:43,900
Yeah, yeah, brilliant.

1759
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:48,300
We'll just go back there to where Dez is introducing the two.

1760
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,700
There we go.

1761
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:51,380
Tweedledee, Tweedledum.

1762
01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,460
Hey, look.

1763
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,640
Lady Diana's after you.

1764
01:17:56,780 --> 01:17:58,520
Fucking Princess Daya.

1765
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:03,920
Did she die by this time, or was she still, I mean, was she dead by this time,

1766
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:07,400
or had she passed by this time, or is she still alive?

1767
01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:10,520
When 1998, it was 97, was it?

1768
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,420
Look, maybe she is still out there.

1769
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,560
Princess Diana's after you.

1770
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,060
Yes, of course.

1771
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,300
Lady Diana's there, man.

1772
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:22,360
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, his worship, the mayor of Limerick, Councillor Joe Harrington,

1773
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:24,600
and the city manager, Mr. Conn Murray.

1774
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:26,260
Go back again.

1775
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:30,700
No, Joe Harrington is not wearing his orb of office.

1776
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:33,520
Joe Harrington.

1777
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,820
Just skip these boys.

1778
01:18:34,820 --> 01:18:36,440
This time, skip these boys.

1779
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:37,000
On a Saturday.

1780
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,560
France is a...

1781
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,280
Yeah, here we go.

1782
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,020
Here we go.

1783
01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:44,080
That's in a second now.

1784
01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:46,240
Getting a great welcome from the crowd.

1785
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,600
Great welcome from the crowd.

1786
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:49,740
Harrington is wearing a backpack to 1822.

1787
01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:52,720
It's the same chain that Frances Condell wore.

1788
01:18:52,980 --> 01:19:00,240
Welcome for the President of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, and the First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

1789
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:30,220
Thank you.

1790
01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:30,840
Thank you.

1791
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:30,840
Thank you.

1792
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:30,840
Thank you.

1793
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:36,840
and Wilkinson works in Crabbe, although he's been in Shearland, in the way around the 16th century.

1794
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:42,840
He's counting from 1973, and he's counting from 1973.

1795
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:58,840
The programme will begin with an address of William from the Mayor of Celsior Ehring.

1796
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:02,840
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for that enthusiastic welcome.

1797
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:08,840
But again, there are children at the front here, so if you wouldn't mind stepping back just a couple of feet,

1798
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:11,840
it's very important that you all step back, we're having to lift one or two children here.

1799
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,840
It's a great enthusiastic welcome.

1800
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:18,840
President and Mrs Clinton already making eye contact with members of the official party to the front of the crowd,

1801
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:23,840
and beyond then, to the crowds gathered down the street.

1802
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:28,840
The answer to the question.

1803
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:29,840
The answer to the question.

1804
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:30,840
The answer to the question.

1805
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:31,840
The answer to the question.

1806
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:32,840
The answer to the question.

1807
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,840
The answer to the question.

1808
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:46,840
Mr. President, Mrs Clinton, Tisheg, Ms Larkin, City Manager, distinguished guests, and people of Limerick.

1809
01:20:46,840 --> 01:21:13,840
I'm going to skip this bit, we're ages waiting for him.

1810
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:19,320
I'm going to be here in the brief of your people.

1811
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,220
It's all asleep.

1812
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:24,460
Here we go.

1813
01:21:24,460 --> 01:21:31,620
Councillor Harrington, sounding the nearest thing we've heard to an out of doubt, or concern at least, about American policy on this trip.

1814
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,880
Talking about sympathy for the relatives of those people.

1815
01:21:34,660 --> 01:21:38,000
And, uh, about the...

1816
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,400
Ah, fucking Bertie now.

1817
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:41,380
Wait for this guy.

1818
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,960
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.

1819
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:46,600
With the...

1820
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:52,300
You've had enough time now.

1821
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:54,220
You've had enough time.

1822
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:56,820
It's Clinton or both.

1823
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1824
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:03,040
Giving him a degree for what?

1825
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:12,560
They wanted to get away, like, they wanted...

1826
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:14,380
They probably had a...

1827
01:22:14,380 --> 01:22:16,080
He wanted to get to Epstein's Island.

1828
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,260
He had an appointment on Epstein's Island.

1829
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,820
They were making him sign...

1830
01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:25,760
They were giving him degrees and stuff, but he just wanted to get off.

1831
01:22:26,660 --> 01:22:27,380
Here we go.

1832
01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:28,040
It's coming.

1833
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,580
He was going to say it used to be the benefit of the, uh...

1834
01:22:33,580 --> 01:22:34,480
Freedom...

1835
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:36,240
You didn't have to pay taxes.

1836
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,420
They told us.

1837
01:22:37,420 --> 01:22:37,420
Thank you.

1838
01:22:37,420 --> 01:22:40,160
The President of the United States.

1839
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:40,640
Here we go.

1840
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,000
Thank you.

1841
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:44,020
Here we go.

1842
01:22:48,780 --> 01:22:50,080
Thank you very much.

1843
01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:51,780
Here we go.

1844
01:22:51,780 --> 01:23:01,480
Thank you.

1845
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:01,760
Thank you.

1846
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:15,460
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

1847
01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:18,460
I never told anybody to lie.

1848
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:19,940
Not a single time.

1849
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:20,480
Never.

1850
01:23:21,340 --> 01:23:23,320
These allegations are false.

1851
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,780
And I need to go back to work for the American people.

1852
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:27,600
Thank you.

1853
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:30,960
I would like to...

1854
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:32,960
Thank...

1855
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:38,000
The Irish Chamber Orchestra and Mihollo O'Sullivan who performed before I came.

1856
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,720
I would like to thank everyone who did anything to make this possible.

1857
01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:44,700
Anyone who did anything.

1858
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:46,160
Even...

1859
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:46,680
Even me.

1860
01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:49,180
I made it possible.

1861
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:51,160
Especially thank you...

1862
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:54,120
For the freedom of the city.

1863
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,720
I told the mayor that...

1864
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,320
I was relieved to have the freedom of the city here.

1865
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:03,320
It means when I'm no longer president...

1866
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,320
And I come back to Ireland...

1867
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:08,300
I won't have to stay in Dublin alone.

1868
01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,240
I can come to Limerick too.

1869
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:11,740
Never been back since.

1870
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:14,420
Never been back since.

1871
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:16,380
Never been back since.

1872
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,320
I thank...

1873
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,500
The universities for the Rector's Award.

1874
01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:23,800
The work of peace is always...

1875
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:24,980
A community effort.

1876
01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:28,940
I am pleased that the United States could play a role.

1877
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:30,820
But...

1878
01:24:30,820 --> 01:24:34,820
For all your generosity today...

1879
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:37,040
Make no mistake about it.

1880
01:24:37,820 --> 01:24:38,820
The major credit...

1881
01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:39,820
The major credit...

1882
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:40,820
For the peace process...

1883
01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:43,120
Belongs to the Irish.

1884
01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:44,820
To the people...

1885
01:24:44,820 --> 01:24:47,820
To the people who voted...

1886
01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:50,080
For the Good Friday Agreement.

1887
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,300
To the leaders of the various groups...

1888
01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:55,000
In Northern Ireland who supported it.

1889
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,480
To the Prime Minister...

1890
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:58,440
Of Great Britain.

1891
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,480
And to your extraordinary...

1892
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,320
Teashek...

1893
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:03,700
Bertie Ahern...

1894
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:04,440
Who has been brilliant...

1895
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,320
In his leadership...

1896
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:06,880
Thank you very...

1897
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,040
Thank you very much...

1898
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:10,280
President Graham Clinton...

1899
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:10,660
I...

1900
01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:11,400
Someone's saying there...

1901
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:12,160
He's been back since...

1902
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,540
That's just...

1903
01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:14,460
Just having a laugh man.

1904
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:14,820
Alright.

1905
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,080
Don't take it serious.

1906
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,280
Echo something the mayor said...

1907
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:18,580
Meh.

1908
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,780
Was he back in...

1909
01:25:19,780 --> 01:25:20,860
Was he back in Limerick since?

1910
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:22,860
From the United States Congress here...

1911
01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:23,840
Never been back since...

1912
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:25,580
Who have loved Ireland...

1913
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:27,620
And worked and longed for peace here...

1914
01:25:27,620 --> 01:25:28,540
For many years...

1915
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:32,040
But one of them actually has his roots...

1916
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,540
And some of his relatives here in Ireland...

1917
01:25:34,540 --> 01:25:35,760
Congressman Peter King...

1918
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:37,280
Who's here with his relatives today...

1919
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:38,540
So thank you Peter...

1920
01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:39,920
And I think you have...

1921
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:40,960
Look at Willie O'Dea there...

1922
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:41,660
Look...

1923
01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:42,340
It's a class...

1924
01:25:42,340 --> 01:25:43,600
It's a collector's item...

1925
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:44,540
Willie O'Dea...

1926
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:46,540
All these politicians...

1927
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:47,500
Were...

1928
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,540
Still had a bit of colour in the hair as well...

1929
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:53,480
A clone named Gibson...

1930
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,640
Thank you very much...

1931
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,440
Illuminati job...

1932
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,840
They have a share in Big Flag...

1933
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,100
Which is ironically...

1934
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:01,540
Small Flags...

1935
01:26:01,540 --> 01:26:03,540
And I think you have...

1936
01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:06,540
Thank you...

1937
01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:10,300
He loved that didn't he...

1938
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:10,640
Your man...

1939
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,320
He loved that...

1940
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:12,060
Thank you Peter...

1941
01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:13,760
That shout out meant a lot to him...

1942
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,940
Congressman Peter King...

1943
01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:16,480
Who's here with his relatives today...

1944
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:17,540
So thank you Peter...

1945
01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:19,280
And I think you have...

1946
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,000
Alright he's a congressman...

1947
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:20,420
He's a congressman...

1948
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:21,120
He's not even...

1949
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,600
I thought he was an Irish book...

1950
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,400
This is some lad from the States...

1951
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,580
Who's come over with him...

1952
01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:28,300
He's loving the shout out...

1953
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,600
Thank you...

1954
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:38,420
Just checked...

1955
01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:39,380
News just come through...

1956
01:26:39,380 --> 01:26:41,100
I've been vindicated again...

1957
01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:41,980
As always...

1958
01:26:41,980 --> 01:26:42,860
Someone has just checked...

1959
01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:44,740
He's never been back to Limerick...

1960
01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:45,100
Since...

1961
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,000
Great stuff...

1962
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,020
So I was right...

1963
01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:48,820
Never been back since...

1964
01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,420
Never been back since...

1965
01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:52,420
Ladies and gentlemen...

1966
01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:54,420
35 years ago...

1967
01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:57,820
In June...

1968
01:26:57,820 --> 01:26:58,420
Of 1963...

1969
01:26:59,540 --> 01:27:00,480
Yeah so Mark...

1970
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:01,200
You are right...

1971
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,420
He does look like he's about to start beefing...

1972
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,480
This fella looks like he's about to start shnagging...

1973
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,420
Now look...

1974
01:27:06,420 --> 01:27:07,420
So thank you Peter...

1975
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:09,420
And I think you have...

1976
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:10,380
Look at...

1977
01:27:10,380 --> 01:27:12,820
Maybe he had a whiskey or two before it...

1978
01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:14,820
He looks like he's gonna start crying...

1979
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:17,820
Thank you...

1980
01:27:17,820 --> 01:27:33,220
Tonight at nine on dispatches...

1981
01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:35,220
The congressman who cried...

1982
01:27:35,220 --> 01:27:37,020
He was Bill...

1983
01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:38,220
He was Bill Clinton's greatest...

1984
01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:40,220
Arse kisser for 20 years...

1985
01:27:40,220 --> 01:28:00,020
is. We didn't know how emotional he was gonna get. And you could see it in his eyes and his face.

1986
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:04,980
That was the moment we knew he was gonna cry.

1987
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:33,420
We got him. 35 years ago in June of 1963 President Kennedy came to Limerick and promised he would return in the springtime. Never be maxed.

1988
01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:49,960
He was not able to fulfill that promise. But I appreciate the opportunity to renew it. And to thank you for the springtime of hope the Irish people have given the entire world in 1998.

1989
01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:57,420
You see, a great deal of my time as president is spent dealing...

1990
01:28:57,420 --> 01:29:06,160
In the Oval Office. Having sex with interns. Behind the nation's back.

1991
01:29:06,420 --> 01:29:09,740
...with the troubles people cause themselves.

1992
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:16,100
What about your own fucking troubles, man? I managed to get myself a voice, a seat in the crowd.

1993
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:23,100
What about your own troubles, eh? The one with the intern. Do you remember that?

1994
01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:27,420
Here we go. We can go again.

1995
01:29:27,420 --> 01:29:28,420
I'll go again.

1996
01:29:44,420 --> 01:29:46,420
I spent doing dodgy stuff.

1997
01:29:49,420 --> 01:29:51,420
Sure you caused the trouble.

1998
01:29:51,420 --> 01:30:05,420
Did you fuck?

1999
01:30:18,420 --> 01:30:20,420
Kosova? Glad? Ticket down?

2000
01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:25,420
We see trouble in the Aegean, trouble on the Indian subcontinent.

2001
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:26,420
Do you fuck?

2002
01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:37,420
Trouble the world over because people cannot understand that underneath whatever differences their neighbors have with them, there lurks the common humanity in the soul of us all.

2003
01:30:37,420 --> 01:30:38,420
You're talking shy.

2004
01:30:38,420 --> 01:31:00,420
Because of what you have done in Ireland in 1998, you have made it possible for me, on behalf of the United States and the cause of peace in the world, to tell every warring, feuding, hating group of people trapped in the prison of their past conflicts to look at Ireland and know there can be a better day.

2005
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:01,420
You're corrupt.

2006
01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:02,420
Thank you for that.

2007
01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:03,420
You're corrupt.

2008
01:31:03,420 --> 01:31:04,420
You're corrupt.

2009
01:31:05,420 --> 01:31:07,420
Who's that woman there? Look. Who's that woman?

2010
01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:13,420
To look at Ireland and know there can be a better day. Thank you for that.

2011
01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:15,420
Who's she?

2012
01:31:15,420 --> 01:31:29,420
I came here too.

2013
01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:36,420
Thank you very much, sir. Can you put reverb on? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Give me a sec there now.

2014
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:53,420
What about now? Is the reverb now? Is the reverb now?

2015
01:31:53,420 --> 01:32:15,420
Is the reverb? Yeah. Good stuff. Let's just have a look here. Just what we're on, 2918. So we just gotta, we're gonna go over here. This bit.

2016
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:20,420
You have made us feel very much at home in Limerick and we thank you.

2017
01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:24,420
What's going on back home, hey?

2018
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:26,420
I would like to...

2019
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:27,420
Trouble in paradise.

2020
01:32:27,420 --> 01:32:28,420
I would like to...

2021
01:32:28,420 --> 01:32:36,420
Thank the Irish Chamber Orchestra and Mihollo O'Sullivan who performed before I came. I would like to thank everyone...

2022
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:39,420
Before you came when? In the Oval Office, was it?

2023
01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:44,420
...who did anything to make this possible. I especially thank you...

2024
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:48,420
I don't think I should be on the screen for the voices in the crowd. Here we go.

2025
01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:52,420
Oh, fuck. Sorry. Let me go again.

2026
01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:55,420
For the freedom of the city.

2027
01:32:55,420 --> 01:32:56,420
Freedom is shy, man.

2028
01:32:56,420 --> 01:33:01,420
I told the mayor that I was relieved to have the freedom of the city here.

2029
01:33:01,420 --> 01:33:05,420
I'd say you were relieved, alright. In the Oval Office.

2030
01:33:05,420 --> 01:33:16,420
It means when I'm no longer president and I come back to Ireland, I won't have to stay in Dublin alone. I can come to Limerick too. And I thank you.

2031
01:33:17,420 --> 01:33:21,420
You never came back, you can't. You never came back, you can't.

2032
01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:25,900
I thank the universities for the Rector's Award.

2033
01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:32,100
Being in the crowd in 1998 and shouting to him,

2034
01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:35,720
you never came back as if you could see the future.

2035
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:41,100
The work of peace is always a community effort.

2036
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:45,040
I am pleased that the United States could play a role.

2037
01:33:46,380 --> 01:33:50,940
But for all your generosity today,

2038
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:53,160
make no mistake about it.

2039
01:33:54,180 --> 01:33:54,780
Ah, fuck.

2040
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:57,520
We've had a clarification that he did come back.

2041
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,120
Ah, and it's just, sorry there.

2042
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:02,960
I was, and I took the information and I was gloating

2043
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:05,620
from Kibera earlier on.

2044
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:08,720
You actually told me that he wasn't back.

2045
01:34:08,820 --> 01:34:10,780
And then I took that and I ran with it

2046
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,980
like a Billy Big Bollocks,

2047
01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:14,660
giving it all the kind of,

2048
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,840
I've been vindicated in the chat.

2049
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:18,960
I know best, all this.

2050
01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:22,960
And now I have to, I have to rescind it and take it back.

2051
01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:25,400
Ah, lads.

2052
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,360
If you're going to give me information,

2053
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,260
make sure you get it right, okay?

2054
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,320
Big Bad Billy Clinton, thank you very much.

2055
01:34:33,380 --> 01:34:33,900
And itchy.

2056
01:34:34,900 --> 01:34:35,220
Itchy.

2057
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:36,420
Thank you very much.

2058
01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:38,600
And your man is a sham.

2059
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:40,660
And thanks for the reverb.

2060
01:34:40,860 --> 01:34:41,580
Thank you very much.

2061
01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:43,500
We'll just carry on this here.

2062
01:34:43,860 --> 01:34:46,760
This is Bill Clinton and I was there.

2063
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:49,360
Sorry, we'll take that.

2064
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:51,240
I was there back, back in 98.

2065
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:53,200
And you can even hear me.

2066
01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:55,260
Sorry, let's turn off the reverb.

2067
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:00,160
How are you getting on there?

2068
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:03,600
This is Bill Clinton, 1998 in Limerick.

2069
01:35:03,700 --> 01:35:05,300
And you can even hear in the audio,

2070
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:06,640
if you listen carefully,

2071
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,400
because I was there at the time.

2072
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:12,200
Thanks for the tip there.

2073
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:23,640
The major credit for the peace process

2074
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,620
belongs to the Irish,

2075
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:27,100
to the people,

2076
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:30,320
to the people who voted

2077
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:32,600
for the Good Friday Agreement,

2078
01:35:32,820 --> 01:35:33,680
You're talking shy.

2079
01:35:33,740 --> 01:35:35,440
To the leaders of the various groups

2080
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:37,520
in Northern Ireland who supported it.

2081
01:35:37,820 --> 01:35:39,020
You don't know what you're talking about.

2082
01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:40,940
To the Prime Minister of Great Britain,

2083
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,800
and to your extraordinary

2084
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,040
Taoiseach Bertie Ahern,

2085
01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:47,260
who has been brilliant

2086
01:35:47,260 --> 01:35:50,100
in his leadership in this endeavor.

2087
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:51,860
Now you only just measure me.

2088
01:35:52,780 --> 01:35:54,380
What's Epstein at these days?

2089
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:57,000
What's Epstein at these days, hey?

2090
01:35:57,020 --> 01:35:59,560
Let me also echo something

2091
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,320
the mayor said.

2092
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:03,520
We have this wonderful delegation

2093
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:05,260
from the United States Congress here

2094
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:07,840
who have loved Ireland

2095
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:10,020
and worked and longed for peace here

2096
01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:10,840
for many years.

2097
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:14,360
But one of them actually has his roots

2098
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,560
and some of his relatives here in Ireland,

2099
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:18,200
Congressman Peter King,

2100
01:36:18,260 --> 01:36:19,700
who's here with his relatives today.

2101
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:20,720
So thank you, Peter.

2102
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,760
And I think you have...

2103
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:24,700
He's crying, man.

2104
01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:25,540
Thank you.

2105
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:26,280
He's crying.

2106
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:29,440
Your man's crying, hey.

2107
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:33,640
Ladies and gentlemen,

2108
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,060
35 years ago,

2109
01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:40,480
in June of 1963,

2110
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:43,920
President Kennedy came to Limerick

2111
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:48,740
and promised he would return in the springtime.

2112
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:50,640
What happened to him?

2113
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,980
He was not able to fulfill that promise.

2114
01:36:53,180 --> 01:36:53,740
What happened?

2115
01:36:54,300 --> 01:36:57,940
But I appreciate the opportunity to renew it.

2116
01:36:57,940 --> 01:37:02,060
And to thank you for the springtime of hope

2117
01:37:02,060 --> 01:37:07,140
the Irish people have given the entire world in 1998.

2118
01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:13,980
You see, a great deal of my time as president is spent...

2119
01:37:13,980 --> 01:37:15,100
In the Oval Office.

2120
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:17,420
...dealing with the troubles people cause themselves...

2121
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:19,840
You cause a few troubles yourself, hey.

2122
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:20,960
...around the world when they hate their neighbors

2123
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:27,220
because of their religious, their racial, their ethnic, their tribal differences.

2124
01:37:27,220 --> 01:37:35,680
I saw hundreds of thousands of people die in Rwanda in a matter of months over tribal differences.

2125
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:39,160
We see the continuing heartbreak in the Middle East.

2126
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:43,400
The trouble in the Balkans spread from now Bosnia to Kosovo.

2127
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:44,740
What's Lewinsky asking?

2128
01:37:44,740 --> 01:38:00,820
We see trouble in the Aegean, trouble on the Indian subcontinent, trouble the world over because people cannot understand that underneath whatever differences their neighbors have with them, there lurks the common humanity in the soul of us all.

2129
01:38:00,820 --> 01:38:02,020
Trouble on the blue dress.

2130
01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:11,800
Because of what you have done in Ireland in 1998, you have made it possible for me, on behalf of the United States, and the cause of peace in the world,

2131
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:24,340
to tell every warring, feuding, hating group of people trapped in the prison of their past conflicts to look at Ireland and know there can be a better day.

2132
01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:25,480
Thank you for that.

2133
01:38:25,480 --> 01:38:26,080
Such shite men.

2134
01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:31,360
You're talking shite men.

2135
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:35,280
You're lost. You'll see anything you can.

2136
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:39,440
I came here to, to Limerick and to Western Ireland.

2137
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:40,700
From Epstein.

2138
01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:44,340
To see this historic point of embarkation for the new world.

2139
01:38:45,060 --> 01:38:45,640
Epstein's gap.

2140
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:52,020
Where the Shannon approaches the Atlantic and so many faces turned in hope to America over the years.

2141
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,040
Epstein's gap.

2142
01:38:53,060 --> 01:39:00,640
I wanted to remember our common past and to imagine for a few moments with you the future we can build together.

2143
01:39:01,160 --> 01:39:01,460
Women.

2144
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:05,400
For the last decade is only a tiny portion of Irish history.

2145
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:06,180
You're a liar.

2146
01:39:06,300 --> 01:39:10,260
Though it is witness to see change in the life of the Irish people.

2147
01:39:10,260 --> 01:39:11,240
You're talking shite.

2148
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:14,880
The demons of the past are losing their power to divide you.

2149
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:15,840
Sure you're a demon.

2150
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:20,660
And a new and better and more prosperous history is unfolding before you.

2151
01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:21,780
Your wife's dodgy.

2152
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:29,100
You mentioned the McCourt brothers from Limerick who did grace the White House last St. Patrick's Day.

2153
01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:29,800
Liar.

2154
01:39:30,420 --> 01:39:36,360
Now I'll have to go home and tell Frank McCourt, you know Frank, you made a lot of money writing about the old Limerick.

2155
01:39:36,620 --> 01:39:39,700
But I liked a new one better and I think you would too.

2156
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:52,120
Here in this city, wars were fought and treaties...

2157
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:54,140
Oh shit.

2158
01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:57,400
Shit.

2159
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:02,920
Fuck.

2160
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,420
Sorry there, bailing me one moment there.

2161
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:07,880
I'm going to get something going here.

2162
01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,880
Sorry.

2163
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:38,400
It'll be worth it.

2164
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:38,940
It'll be cheap.

2165
01:40:38,940 --> 01:40:39,520
It's cheap.

2166
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:40,020
It's petty.

2167
01:40:40,020 --> 01:40:40,400
Laughs.

2168
01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:40,820
It's cheap.

2169
01:40:40,820 --> 01:40:41,360
It's going to be...

2170
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:44,080
But it will be worth it for a few people.

2171
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:45,020
A handful of people maybe.

2172
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:47,240
I think I'll do that.

2173
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:50,260
Please have these fucking clips.

2174
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:50,820
Please.

2175
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:55,560
Okay.

2176
01:40:56,400 --> 01:41:09,560
You are a liar.

2177
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:23,320
You are a liar.

2178
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:30,280
a liar demons of the past are losing their power to divide you and a new and better and more prosperous

2179
01:41:30,280 --> 01:41:39,720
history is unfolding before you you mentioned the mccourt brothers from limerick who did grace the

2180
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:46,120
white house last number two frank mccourt now i'll have to go home and tell frank mccourt you know

2181
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:51,720
frank you made a lot of money writing about the old limerick you are a liar and i think you would

2182
01:41:52,360 --> 01:42:01,160
you have been peddling lies you have been peddling lies you have been peddling lies here in this

2183
01:42:01,160 --> 01:42:07,720
signature lies all over the world you hammered your mother you hammered your mother make ends meet

2184
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:14,360
and when those efforts failed many left to cast their lot with our young nation lying beyond the ocean

2185
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:21,400
here when famine struck irish men and women boarded coffin ships for the hope of a better life and

2186
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:30,200
and many perished before they could fulfill their dreams but from ireland's tragedy arose triumph for the

2187
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:36,840
irish who survived the crossing were strong and they lent their strength to america you're talking

2188
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:44,120
shite never forgot the island where they came from either and today we epstein's island is it sorry and

2189
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:51,960
then it cut off there and it's a part three celebrate therefore a double gift double ireland's pride in america

2190
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,000
You're giving us a double bill here, man.

2191
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,500
Double gift, was this?

2192
01:42:56,580 --> 01:42:57,280
Parton shot.

2193
01:42:58,580 --> 01:42:59,680
Have you killed anyone, Bill?

2194
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:03,360
And America, therefore, celebrate, therefore, a double gift.

2195
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:10,240
Ireland's pride in America, and America's immense pride in her Irish roots.

2196
01:43:10,820 --> 01:43:11,420
Epstein's act.

2197
01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:14,000
Each has always made the other a better place.

2198
01:43:14,820 --> 01:43:18,720
Our relationship has always been generous and giving and growing,

2199
01:43:19,100 --> 01:43:24,300
but never before have we given so much good to one another.

2200
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:30,200
The best moment of all, of course, was the Good Friday Agreement.

2201
01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:34,920
The leadership, as I said, of Prime Minister Ahern and Prime Minister Blair,

2202
01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:37,960
the leaders of the Northern Ireland parties,

2203
01:43:39,300 --> 01:43:45,900
those who agreed that words, words, not weapons, should be used to write the future.

2204
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:54,080
I also thank, as the Taoiseach did, George Mitchell and Ambassador Gene Kennedy Smith,

2205
01:43:54,300 --> 01:43:56,060
and all the Americans who worked for that.

2206
01:43:57,300 --> 01:44:01,440
But again, I tell you, this piece is yours.

2207
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:03,440
Yours and no one else's.

2208
01:44:03,820 --> 01:44:06,940
All the leaders in the world, all the speeches in the world.

2209
01:44:07,020 --> 01:44:07,800
Oh, yeah.

2210
01:44:07,900 --> 01:44:11,320
Would not amount to a hill of beans if you hadn't gone out.

2211
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:12,540
A hill of beans.

2212
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:18,380
Thank you very much for the tip there, lads.

2213
01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:21,720
Lady Diana, front row, Bill, second favourite island, and impart her.

2214
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:24,820
And also, text your mammies.

2215
01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:26,140
Thank you very much.

2216
01:44:26,980 --> 01:44:27,560
Listen to this.

2217
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:29,340
He's going on about a fucking hill of beans,

2218
01:44:29,660 --> 01:44:32,680
whilst Hillary is sat behind him.

2219
01:44:34,260 --> 01:44:35,980
And spilling the beans.

2220
01:44:36,340 --> 01:44:37,440
Even though she kept quiet.

2221
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:38,480
No one else.

2222
01:44:38,480 --> 01:44:42,640
Can I tell you, all the leaders in the world, all the speeches in the world,

2223
01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:48,140
would not amount to a hill of beans if you hadn't gone out and voted yes,

2224
01:44:48,580 --> 01:44:51,880
and meant it loud and clear with every fibre of your being.

2225
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:54,100
And as we mourn...

2226
01:44:54,100 --> 01:44:55,260
What bean is that now?

2227
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:57,440
The bean in the hill or the being?

2228
01:44:57,440 --> 01:45:03,660
...the losses of Oma and the three little boys who were killed and taken from their parents' arms.

2229
01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:09,440
Remember there will be still efforts by the enemies of peace to break your will,

2230
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:13,360
to get you to turn back, to get you to lose faith.

2231
01:45:14,520 --> 01:45:15,220
Don't do it.

2232
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:17,060
Don't do it.

2233
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:20,140
Remember what it was like when you were here on this day.

2234
01:45:20,140 --> 01:45:27,460
No matter what happens by the enemies of peace from now until the whole thing is done and right the way it's supposed to be,

2235
01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:31,740
and every provision of that agreement is real in the life of Ireland,

2236
01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:34,020
no matter what happens between now and then,

2237
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:36,200
remember what it was like on this day.

2238
01:45:36,300 --> 01:45:38,400
Looking up this street, looking up that street,

2239
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:40,340
this is you at your best.

2240
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:41,980
Do not let them break your will.

2241
01:45:41,980 --> 01:45:43,700
This is your magic bean.

2242
01:45:44,900 --> 01:45:48,080
Remember, you've got a sack of magic beans.

2243
01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:54,000
Congressman who started crying down there brought over a sack of magic beans.

2244
01:45:55,260 --> 01:45:57,300
These are your beans, people.

2245
01:45:57,520 --> 01:46:00,380
Free of the demons of the beans.

2246
01:46:01,820 --> 01:46:05,560
In less time than has elapsed since my last visit to Ireland in 19...

2247
01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:08,200
I implore you, people of the bean,

2248
01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:10,820
whether you like it or not,

2249
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,900
exercise the demon of the bean.

2250
01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:17,680
...does that new era hold more promise than here in Ireland.

2251
01:46:18,140 --> 01:46:19,540
...the beans with a Z.

2252
01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:25,160
Nowhere does the change in the calendar correspond better to profound changes in the life of a people.

2253
01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:31,160
You know, George Bernard Shaw once quipped that he hoped to be in Ireland on the day the world ended.

2254
01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:32,020
Did he fuck?

2255
01:46:32,020 --> 01:46:34,900
Because the Irish were always 50 years behind the times.

2256
01:46:35,460 --> 01:46:36,320
Were they fuck?

2257
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:40,400
Well, Ireland has turned the tables on poor old Mr. Shaw.

2258
01:46:40,660 --> 01:46:41,420
As if fuck?

2259
01:46:41,420 --> 01:46:44,880
For today you are in the forefront of every change sweeping the world.

2260
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:45,180
Ha!

2261
01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:48,100
You're at the forefront of every change.

2262
01:46:48,640 --> 01:46:50,080
What's a change, Bill?

2263
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:51,980
What's a change?

2264
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,860
Don't remember reading that one in the dictionary.

2265
01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:57,760
Unless it was the dictionary of laughs.

2266
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:57,940
Ha!

2267
01:46:57,940 --> 01:47:05,100
For today you are in the forefront of every change sweeping the world.

2268
01:47:05,440 --> 01:47:05,500
Ha!

2269
01:47:06,380 --> 01:47:07,400
What does that mean, Bill?

2270
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,980
Every change sweeping the world is this?

2271
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:12,500
What's a change, man?

2272
01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,960
What's a change, hey?

2273
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:18,700
For today you are in the forefront of every change sweeping the world.

2274
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:27,840
This island is being redefined by new ideas, bringing prosperity and an increasingly international world view.

2275
01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:29,160
Beans.

2276
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:34,000
Tomorrow's bean is today's future.

2277
01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:38,880
Today's future is tomorrow's bean.

2278
01:47:39,420 --> 01:47:39,680
Ha!

2279
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:41,200
Go on, Bill!

2280
01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:41,820
Ha!

2281
01:47:41,820 --> 01:47:42,320
Ha!

2282
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:51,540
You ever open a can of beans and think to yourself, what am I going to do with these beans?

2283
01:47:52,860 --> 01:47:54,700
Well, think no further.

2284
01:47:56,600 --> 01:48:00,940
Because your beans are your beans.

2285
01:48:01,380 --> 01:48:03,920
And you can do whatever you want with those beans.

2286
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:10,040
George Beanard Shaw said,

2287
01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:14,580
I like to go back to Ireland sometimes for beans.

2288
01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:21,200
Because Ireland has the best beans.

2289
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:29,180
You are connected to Europe and the rest of the world in countless ways.

2290
01:48:29,900 --> 01:48:32,300
Computers, the internet, faxes, trade.

2291
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:35,620
All growing by leaps and bounds every year.

2292
01:48:36,040 --> 01:48:37,260
Beans and bounds.

2293
01:48:37,860 --> 01:48:40,080
Perhaps most important, your young people.

2294
01:48:40,080 --> 01:48:41,080
Your bean people.

2295
01:48:41,080 --> 01:48:43,960
Have a strong voice in determining Ireland's future.

2296
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:48,780
And they are making the future in a way that will change Ireland forever.

2297
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:50,280
And for the better.

2298
01:48:50,860 --> 01:48:51,780
And for the beans.

2299
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:54,860
I also want to thank you for being more than newly prosperous.

2300
01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:56,780
I want to thank you for being beans.

2301
01:48:57,780 --> 01:49:13,380
I want to thank you for not forgetting where you came from and your ties to the less fortunate.

2302
01:49:13,380 --> 01:49:21,340
For the Irish people who wants new hunger today spare no effort to aid the afflicted in other places.

2303
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:30,980
The Irish people who knew strife at home now send peacekeepers every single day to troubled regions around the world.

2304
01:49:31,980 --> 01:49:34,340
Eggs and misconduct and beans.

2305
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:35,500
Thank you very much.

2306
01:49:35,580 --> 01:49:36,620
And a clone named Gibson.

2307
01:49:36,620 --> 01:49:37,540
So thank you very much.

2308
01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:38,620
I hope you're getting on well.

2309
01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:43,860
And Viper for its change.

2310
01:49:43,940 --> 01:49:44,700
Thank you very much.

2311
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:55,980
I wish that every country could be as good and generous and caring to those who have been left out, left behind, downtrodden, as the Irish people have been.

2312
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,660
And I thank you for that.

2313
01:49:58,100 --> 01:49:59,300
Don't ever lose that.

2314
01:49:59,300 --> 01:50:01,480
No matter what good things come to you.

2315
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:03,280
Don't ever lose that.

2316
01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:05,940
Don't ever lose your beans.

2317
01:50:08,740 --> 01:50:11,280
There ain't a hill full of beans that you could eat.

2318
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:16,460
The rest of the world has a lot to learn from an Ireland that is a place of inclusion.

2319
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:17,680
Inclusion.

2320
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:20,120
A place where labor and business and government work together.

2321
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:23,780
Where the young are encouraged to dream and the elderly are respected.

2322
01:50:23,780 --> 01:50:24,660
Senator Lloyd Benson.

2323
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:25,460
Thank you very much.

2324
01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:26,340
I hope you're getting on well.

2325
01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:27,720
I knew Jackie Brasen.

2326
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:28,840
I worked for Jackie Brasen.

2327
01:50:28,920 --> 01:50:30,260
Jackie Brasen was a friend of mine.

2328
01:50:30,340 --> 01:50:33,160
Mr. President, you're no Jackie Brasen.

2329
01:50:33,260 --> 01:50:35,440
Thank you very much for that dip there.

2330
01:50:35,780 --> 01:50:37,220
And Watergate baked beans.

2331
01:50:38,420 --> 01:50:39,340
Thank you very much.

2332
01:50:39,340 --> 01:50:44,040
A new brand of bean which comes all the way from the States.

2333
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:47,800
The Watergate building in Washington, Bean Sea.

2334
01:50:48,460 --> 01:50:52,080
Where human rights are protected at home and defended abroad.

2335
01:50:53,180 --> 01:50:57,460
And I suppose I would be remiss, and I don't want to leave this platform,

2336
01:50:58,540 --> 01:51:04,040
without thanking Ireland for our admiration for the work of your former president, now

2337
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:09,140
the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights, Mary Robinson. We appreciate her very much.

2338
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:22,640
We believe that 21st century Ireland will be an inspiration to the rest of the world.

2339
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:27,260
And you can see it taking shape right here in Limerick. The university here, built in

2340
01:51:27,260 --> 01:51:32,700
our lifetime, has become a magnet for your brightest young men and women. Here new jobs

2341
01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:39,020
are being created, entire industries being built on knowledge alone. I am very proud that

2342
01:51:39,020 --> 01:51:44,580
an American company, Dell Computers, has been able to play such a strong role in this progress.

2343
01:51:44,580 --> 01:51:51,860
And I thank the Taoiseach and Dell for their announcement today. I had a bean. Thank you very much for the tip.

2344
01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:56,300
100 computers to the schools at OMA after last month's tragedies.

2345
01:51:56,300 --> 01:52:06,200
Very pleased, Adele. Very pleased, Adele Electronics.

2346
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:19,520
Now that you have given me the freedom of the city, I can say my fellow citizens. Standing

2347
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:27,980
here on these streets on this fine late summer day, we cannot possibly know all the changes

2348
01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:36,280
the new millennium will bring. But I believe at the end of another thousand years, Limerick

2349
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:44,860
and Western Ireland will still face out toward and reach out toward America. And I know America

2350
01:52:44,860 --> 01:52:52,920
will never turn away. Three years ago in Dublin, I promised the people of Ireland that as long

2351
01:52:52,920 --> 01:53:00,420
as Ireland walks the road of peace, America will walk with you. You have more than kept

2352
01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:12,860
your part of the deal, and we will keep ours. When I -- Thanks for the tip there, scumbag.

2353
01:53:12,860 --> 01:53:19,000
When I was preparing for this trip, I got to thinking that when my own ancestors left for

2354
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:26,500
America from Ireland, they were longing for a new world of possibilities. They were longing

2355
01:53:26,500 --> 01:53:34,420
for the chance to begin again. New world order. Thanks very much for the tip. Shmels like bean

2356
01:53:34,420 --> 01:53:54,560
spirit and reverend bean paisley. Thank you very much. Great glory today is that you had the courage to begin again. And in so doing, you have opened limitless tomorrows for your children. You have redeemed the beauty of the Irish countryside.

2357
01:53:54,560 --> 01:54:19,740
You have redeemed the power of Irish poetry. You have redeemed the loving faith of St. Patrick. This island is coming home to itself. In an old Irish tale, Finn McCool says, the best music in the world is the music of what happens.

2358
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:41,700
What happens here today is quite wonderful. Never let the music die in your heart. And it will always play out in your lives. And America will be there every step of the way. Thank you and God bless you. Cheers, man.

2359
01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:52,200
crimes is he little man you look Bill William Jefferson Clinton coming towards

2360
01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:57,000
the end DJF his second good look yeah and feeling together the team base you

2361
01:54:57,000 --> 01:55:02,100
look Jeff of his various utterances north and south of the water see you later

2362
01:55:02,100 --> 01:55:08,160
man Bill good luck Bill the idea of the Irish people for what has been achieved

2363
01:55:08,160 --> 01:55:14,440
in peacemaking but it's the patient in particular describing mr. akearn as an

2364
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:18,960
extraordinary patient brilliant in his leadership

2365
01:55:23,880 --> 01:55:33,060
the later in a a bill hey you know a chill of encouragement that goes with it let

2366
01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:36,480
them fucking great at your best little fucking grind you don't want you about

2367
01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:45,360
there hey build fucking sound cut and see you later you need a limerick again you

2368
01:55:45,360 --> 01:55:50,120
come down there again I've driven by ground something you know play around right back

2369
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:54,440
off to the world let's cast the barrel in Iran came down to see you open it's peace

2370
01:55:54,440 --> 01:56:02,320
a bag of beans

2371
01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:18,840
Ick bean berliner thank you very much the security forces of the body who worked with the American

2372
01:56:18,840 --> 01:56:28,280
Secret Service to ensure security for the visit the dancers members of the concert platform

2373
01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:32,800
the more this book continuing with our live coverage of the Clinton visit so this is the

2374
01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:42,800
after party here after Clinton's speech it all goes on down here look do rejoin us just after this commercial break more fucking commercial action at a low miles across the water

2375
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:57,800
Brian Kennedy really going for it. And Bill Clinton is touching everyone. Just touching people. Reaching out, touching you.

2376
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:06,800
One lies ahead of him 5,000 miles across the water. One can imagine he needs all the strength he's going to gather here.

2377
01:57:06,800 --> 01:57:16,460
Extraordinary resilience, Jim, but also, you see the genuine care. You can see him really reaching out to get that small hand of that small child who's three back in the crowd.

2378
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:16,960
Yeah.

2379
01:57:16,960 --> 01:57:46,900
What? What? What? What? What? But also, you see the genuine care. You can see him really reaching out to get that small hand of that small child who's three back in the crowd.

2380
01:57:46,900 --> 01:58:15,840
Yeah, he enjoys it every bit as much as they do. Did you also notice you must have that during particularly the early part of the mayor's very good speech, Clinton was enjoying it enormously.

2381
01:58:15,840 --> 01:58:26,020
And the other thing about his own speech was that it was so full of substance and that you'd have to be a terrible cynic not to believe he meant every word.

2382
01:58:26,700 --> 01:58:30,680
Yes, very carefully crafted, wonderful phrases, you know, the relationship between America.

2383
01:58:30,680 --> 01:58:40,520
What a load of shite. He was reading from a script. He could even tell he was not being that sincere when he was reading it. It was fucking cack.

2384
01:58:40,840 --> 01:58:47,380
Ireland has always been generous, giving, growing, and it's not just alliteration for its own sake, Tom.

2385
01:58:47,920 --> 01:59:04,280
Well, certainly, Limerick is diaspora city. If you look at the contribution of Irish America to the building, the city of Limerick, the city university of Limerick, if you look at the connection with Shannon, with the hinterland, Clare and all those counties, I mean, that area has suffered.

2386
01:59:04,280 --> 01:59:14,520
There he is. It's a night at night on dispatches. Clinton. The island visit.

2387
01:59:19,240 --> 01:59:26,200
Oh, fuck. I need a freeze frame, really.

2388
01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:35,740
To see how hugely active that relationship is still between America and Ireland.

2389
01:59:35,740 --> 01:59:39,720
Doesn't he hook into the... In the world. Now back to you, Brian.

2390
01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:48,680
Iron of some sort. Got a seven or eight iron. Haha. It's going to save me everything.

2391
01:59:52,680 --> 02:00:02,680
In 1998, Bill Clinton traveled to Ireland to play golf in California. What we didn't know...

2392
02:00:02,680 --> 02:00:13,180
Was that golf was not the only thing he was wanting to play?

2393
02:00:13,180 --> 02:00:37,180
*Squeak*

2394
02:00:37,180 --> 02:00:41,180
Haha, let's do this slow it down then.

2395
02:00:41,180 --> 02:00:46,180
*Squeak*

2396
02:00:46,180 --> 02:00:48,180
Dig Spring.

2397
02:00:48,180 --> 02:01:02,180
*Squeak*

2398
02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:05,180
Who were the two men flanking Clinton that night?

2399
02:01:05,180 --> 02:01:06,180
That day?

2400
02:01:06,180 --> 02:01:08,180
We don't know.

2401
02:01:08,180 --> 02:01:13,180
*Squeak*

2402
02:01:13,180 --> 02:01:18,180
*Squeak*

2403
02:01:18,180 --> 02:01:20,180
*Squeak*

2404
02:01:20,180 --> 02:01:22,180
*Squeak*

2405
02:01:22,180 --> 02:01:27,180
*Squeak*

2406
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:51,180
*Loud sound*

2407
02:01:51,180 --> 02:01:58,180
*Loud sound*

2408
02:02:12,180 --> 02:02:15,180
Thank you very much, Geoffrey, XB. Thank you.

2409
02:02:15,180 --> 02:02:22,180
*Loud sound*

2410
02:02:22,180 --> 02:02:27,180
*Loud sound*

2411
02:02:27,180 --> 02:02:32,180
*Loud sound*

2412
02:02:32,180 --> 02:02:37,180
*Loud sound*

2413
02:02:37,180 --> 02:02:53,180
*Loud sound*

2414
02:02:53,180 --> 02:02:56,760
not have sexual relations with that woman.

2415
02:02:57,660 --> 02:03:03,300
Ms. Lewinsky, I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, never.

2416
02:03:03,920 --> 02:03:09,560
These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people.

2417
02:03:09,980 --> 02:03:10,420
Thank you.

2418
02:03:10,420 --> 02:03:40,400
Thank you.

2419
02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:51,320
anyone that's Clinton Clinton's after you yeah Clinton how the secrecy was

2420
02:03:51,320 --> 02:03:56,400
observed how the privacy was observed which is very good

2421
02:03:56,680 --> 02:03:59,960
there's no good side there's no left-hand side coming in what's his swing

2422
02:03:59,960 --> 02:04:09,320
like right that is gonna be a shift a really gear shift for its half one let's

2423
02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:13,580
have a look here if it's if you're right and saying that it's a new song is it just my books

2424
02:04:13,580 --> 02:04:20,240
Brian Harvey Brian Harvey my books

2425
02:04:20,240 --> 02:04:28,080
in my what is this is it

2426
02:04:38,240 --> 02:04:42,500
I don't know if you've ever in my books have you ever read my books

2427
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:46,760
in my have you ever read my books in my books

2428
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:51,020
I've been researching this forever it's in my have you read my books and uh

2429
02:04:51,020 --> 02:05:11,780
Soul. My arms go out at 45 degrees. I'm on my knees. Thoughts, concepts pouring in my brain. Stops when I feel the rain. Now my soul, pain, absolute agony.

2430
02:05:11,780 --> 02:05:39,220
I mean, what is Maloney playing at? Read in my books. Have you ever read in my books? I've been researching this forever. Have you read my books? Soul. Soul. Soul. Well, he's happy anyways. At least he's happy he's doing what he wants. Don't know what it means.

2431
02:05:41,220 --> 02:06:06,460
Look at, we'll get off anyway. We'll see you later on. It's been a night of Windows 98 Voyeur. Wasn't that good? Didn't work out for us, but it will work out eventually. I reckon it could be a Fontaine scenario. Wouldn't mind just having a quick look at some Shafé just to see us off. Shafé, just a nightcap. Shafé.

2432
02:06:10,660 --> 02:06:35,700
Computer cranny. Just a taste. Y2K, we've seen that. Greatest computer games. That was the one that we've seen that. Internet, 1995. Wow.

2433
02:06:40,100 --> 02:06:51,320
Who says online users are a bunch of anti-social geeks? Look, here we are in this nice café, drink in hand, friendly people, and we're surfing the net.

2434
02:06:51,680 --> 02:07:06,460
This is the Icon Bite Bar and Grill in San Francisco, where you get the best of both worlds, real people and virtual people. You can come in here and sit down, have a drink, socialize, and check out some cool websites, look at your email, or log on to your favorite news groups.

2435
02:07:06,460 --> 02:07:26,320
Today we'll show you the growing power of the internet on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy.

2436
02:07:26,320 --> 02:07:36,200
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard, working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

2437
02:07:37,260 --> 02:07:40,660
HPPCs. You're looking at partnership in a whole new light.

2438
02:07:42,280 --> 02:07:46,200
Additional funding provided by Intel, makers of the Intel Pentium processor.

2439
02:07:47,500 --> 02:07:52,600
And by Progress Software, client-server development tools for enterprise-class information systems.

2440
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:56,400
Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy.

2441
02:07:56,400 --> 02:08:04,820
Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey. With me today is John Markoff, West Coast correspondent for the New York Times. Welcome, John.

2442
02:08:04,820 --> 02:08:05,220
Thank you.

2443
02:08:05,220 --> 02:08:10,660
All right, we're talking about the internet. As a journalist, I know you use the net a lot. Show me some of your favorite things to do on the net.

2444
02:08:10,660 --> 02:08:16,020
Well, electronic mail is what I do most, and it allows me to stay in touch with lots of people in the industry.

2445
02:08:16,800 --> 02:08:19,560
Here you see a message that I got from Steve Jobs, for example.

2446
02:08:20,560 --> 02:08:23,980
Going around the gaff just shouting, Game Boy.

2447
02:08:24,560 --> 02:08:27,740
All day today. Couldn't stop saying it. It's my new thing.

2448
02:08:28,280 --> 02:08:30,660
I think you should start saying it yourselves as well.

2449
02:08:31,660 --> 02:08:39,320
Repeatedly say it. It's fucking brilliant. And try and get even more oomph and gusto into the delivery as well.

2450
02:08:40,900 --> 02:08:41,340
Game.

2451
02:08:41,700 --> 02:08:43,060
And even preface it with a,

2452
02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:46,820
Handheld consoles like Nintendo's Game Boy.

2453
02:08:47,280 --> 02:08:48,440
Even do a little bit of a,

2454
02:08:48,800 --> 02:08:49,160
Boy.

2455
02:08:50,660 --> 02:08:52,100
It's fucking great, man.

2456
02:08:53,720 --> 02:08:54,620
Fucking class.

2457
02:08:55,880 --> 02:08:58,440
Thank you very much, P. Flynn, for the tip there.

2458
02:09:00,840 --> 02:09:02,640
And Silver Pixie, thank you very much.

2459
02:09:03,720 --> 02:09:05,460
Electronic mail is great, but when you're in my position,

2460
02:09:05,540 --> 02:09:08,140
you start getting hundreds or even thousands of messages each day.

2461
02:09:08,180 --> 02:09:12,700
And I use a program called Eudora, which allows me to filter electronic mail.

2462
02:09:12,700 --> 02:09:14,720
He had an email from Steve Jobs there.

2463
02:09:14,720 --> 02:09:19,100
And that will permit me to take messages, and they'll automatically get thousands of messages each day.

2464
02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:23,140
Tom Garvey, David Cooper, Steve Jobs.

2465
02:09:25,500 --> 02:09:26,980
Annelie Saxonath.

2466
02:09:27,780 --> 02:09:28,780
Michael Cerrico.

2467
02:09:30,420 --> 02:09:35,220
I use a program called Eudora, which allows me to filter electronic mail.

2468
02:09:35,620 --> 02:09:39,280
And that will permit me to take messages, and they'll automatically go,

2469
02:09:39,380 --> 02:09:42,540
before I even see them, into particular baskets, and I can read them when I have time.

2470
02:09:42,640 --> 02:09:44,220
Or you can trash them and filter them out that way.

2471
02:09:44,220 --> 02:09:44,620
That's right.

2472
02:09:44,620 --> 02:09:44,900
You can trash and filter.

2473
02:09:44,900 --> 02:09:50,320
Here, for example, anything with the word risks goes into a basket called risks, and I can find them.

2474
02:09:50,320 --> 02:09:51,160
You want to take that risk.

2475
02:09:51,160 --> 02:09:54,680
Another cool thing on the net is you can explore the world for software, right,

2476
02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:56,160
and actually download software.

2477
02:09:56,160 --> 02:09:56,960
That's right.

2478
02:09:56,960 --> 02:09:59,960
There is a tremendous amount of really high quality free software out there.

2479
02:09:59,960 --> 02:10:03,520
And this is a Macintosh program called Anarchy or Ann Archie.

2480
02:10:03,520 --> 02:10:09,240
And what I have is a set of bookmarks showing computers all over the world where there are Macintosh archives.

2481
02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:12,520
And if I want to look for one particular thing, I can do a search.

2482
02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:14,700
Here we just go to the Archie search.

2483
02:10:14,700 --> 02:10:18,900
Archie is a software index that allows you to retrieve different kinds of programs.

2484
02:10:19,320 --> 02:10:29,640
I've done an Archie search for the word mosaic, and you see I've retrieved mosaic files from Virginia, from Germany, from Boston, from Pennsylvania.

2485
02:10:29,900 --> 02:10:32,960
And all I have to do to reach them is double-click on that icon, and I can get that software.

2486
02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:36,440
So you can search the computers around the world for a piece of software you're looking for.

2487
02:10:36,440 --> 02:10:36,440
That's right.

2488
02:10:36,440 --> 02:10:36,440
That's right.

2489
02:10:36,440 --> 02:10:38,240
All right, finally, show us Nuntius.

2490
02:10:38,240 --> 02:10:46,840
This is a program written by a fellow in Europe as well, which allows you to read the U's net, which is a global collection of computer conferences.

2491
02:10:47,840 --> 02:10:50,520
You can read conferences about any subject under the sun.

2492
02:10:50,640 --> 02:10:57,260
Here's one on hacking computers, for example, and here's another that shows me the computers that are for sale in my neighborhood in the Bay Area.

2493
02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:03,300
All right, lots of power out there, but some people are concerned about the risks also, about people getting into information.

2494
02:11:03,680 --> 02:11:06,460
How concerned should I be as a user about what I put up on the net?

2495
02:11:06,460 --> 02:11:08,020
I think it depends what you do.

2496
02:11:08,020 --> 02:11:08,520
Game Boy.

2497
02:11:08,520 --> 02:11:14,980
There is better computer security coming now for economic business transactions, but I'd be careful about putting my password on the net.

2498
02:11:15,060 --> 02:11:21,800
I'd pick a password that's a safe password, and I wouldn't put my credit card up until there's security software that will protect the credit card.

2499
02:11:22,060 --> 02:11:22,840
All right, thanks, John.

2500
02:11:22,880 --> 02:11:24,600
Do you know what Stuart's password is?

2501
02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:27,280
Game Boy.

2502
02:11:28,140 --> 02:11:36,240
Okay, today we'll show you both sides of the net, what it's like being a user of its vast information resources, and what it's like being an information provider on the Internet.

2503
02:11:36,240 --> 02:11:44,640
Now, one of the most interesting uses of the net is to self-publish your own artistic creations, and that includes not just words and pictures, but also music.

2504
02:11:46,020 --> 02:11:51,840
Silicon Valley is filled with bright young engineers who imagine and sometimes realize marvelous new inventions.

2505
02:11:52,240 --> 02:12:04,980
But the high-tech culture is also about testing the limits and pushing the frontiers of new technologies, and that is what this group of weekend musicians did when they upstaged the Rolling Stones by transmitting their own performance over the Internet.

2506
02:12:09,620 --> 02:12:12,600
Who the hell does he remind you of? Who the hell does he remind you of?

2507
02:12:16,700 --> 02:12:19,320
He looks like someone who's very familiar looking.

2508
02:12:22,440 --> 02:12:23,500
Rick Rubin?

2509
02:12:23,820 --> 02:12:26,620
I'm trying to think of what Rick Rubin looks like.

2510
02:12:27,560 --> 02:12:29,500
I thought Rick Rubin had gray hair.

2511
02:12:33,180 --> 02:12:33,980
Coppola, yeah.

2512
02:12:37,620 --> 02:12:41,280
David Cross, Francis Ford Coppola.

2513
02:12:55,620 --> 02:13:06,080
In November 1994, severe tire damage, a rock band made up of engineers from Xerox, Apple, and digital equipment, performed their repertoire before an Internet audience waiting for the Rolling Stones.

2514
02:13:06,620 --> 02:13:12,120
They did it by multicasting video and audio over the Internet M-Bone, or multicast backbone.

2515
02:13:12,120 --> 02:13:14,760
We were trying to make a point in doing our MCAS.

2516
02:13:14,760 --> 02:13:19,960
We were trying to show that with sufficient understanding...

2517
02:13:19,960 --> 02:13:20,960
severe tire damage.

2518
02:13:20,960 --> 02:13:37,960
...of the technology that you could do okay. I mean, there are limitations to the technology that you can't overcome. The audio quality is basically, at best, when it's working really well, it's at best equivalent to a telephone. The video quality, you're going to get slow frame rate just because the Internet can only carry so many bytes per second. But we wanted to show that if you were careful about how you did things, you could get a lot of information.

2519
02:13:37,960 --> 02:13:56,960
The band's 15 minutes of internet fame was successful, at least as a publicity stunt. Real-time comments came from around the world, and there was even online applause. Although severe tire damage invited themselves to be the Stones' warm-up group, they were off the air before the Stones' car.

2520
02:13:56,960 --> 02:14:17,960
I just realized that... Super Bass said STD. That's their name, severe tire damage. We're going to... I'm a big STD fan, man. Fucking love STD. Have all their stuff.

2521
02:14:17,960 --> 02:14:44,960
The concert actually began. I think what we did was a kind of piracy, like in the early days of people flying airplanes, where you'll land in someone's farmer's field, because you had no place else to go. And it was okay, because there weren't very many airplanes around. There aren't very many people now who can use the Internet in this way. And so, anything goes for now, because we're still explorers exploring brand new space, and there's very, very few of us.

2522
02:14:44,960 --> 02:14:46,960
What a maniac.

2523
02:14:46,960 --> 02:15:00,960
The Internet's World Wide Web has created a new venue for music and musicians, both famous and unknown. The IUMA, or Internet Underground Music Archive, contains audio samples from A to Z. The self-publishing nature of the net means that anyone can have a homepage. Thanks, Jack.

2524
02:15:00,960 --> 02:15:04,960
From severe tire damage to the Rolling Stones.

2525
02:15:12,960 --> 02:15:23,960
The current difficulty of multicasting over the net means that the band has very little competition. But that may change soon, and severe tire damage may discover Internet damage to be their biggest obstacle.

2526
02:15:23,960 --> 02:15:47,960
There are no locks on the Internet right now for MCAST. So we picked no locks. We just came on and did it. If 100 bands tried to do it at the same time, disaster would ensue. It may not be possible to do what we did in another couple years. It's a brief moment in time here, and then the locks will come down and the charges will come in.

2527
02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:59,960
For now, the members of severe tire damage are content to have succeeded in pushing the limits of a new kind of technology. They got no recording contracts as a result of their live performance, and they plan to keep their day jobs.

2528
02:15:59,960 --> 02:16:11,960
That's like any technological person. We like to be at the edge and to use the new technology first in time.

2529
02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:27,960
While the Internet itself is essentially free and available everywhere, you do need an access provider to get you onto the net. And with the popularity of the Internet, the commercial online services are all rushing to provide that access. Right now, the service with the most local access nodes around the world is CompuServe.

2530
02:16:27,960 --> 02:16:33,960
And here to show us how to get on the net with CompuServe is Charlotte Beaverson, their Internet product manager.

2531
02:16:33,960 --> 02:16:34,960
Beverson.

2532
02:16:34,960 --> 02:16:35,960
Hi, Charlotte.

2533
02:16:35,960 --> 02:16:36,960
Hello.

2534
02:16:36,960 --> 02:16:46,960
Let's back up a little bit and say we're not net-wise at the moment and we're not experienced with all that stuff like we saw at the beginning of the show. If I'm just a CompuServe user and familiar with that interface, I can now access the Internet too, right?

2535
02:16:46,960 --> 02:16:52,960
That's correct. On CompuServe all you need to do is go Internet and you'll see the menu that we're currently looking at.

2536
02:16:52,960 --> 02:16:53,960
Okay.

2537
02:16:53,960 --> 02:17:03,960
The Internet can be a pretty intimidating place for the new user. So you will notice that there are forums available. These are places on CompuServe that members can go to ask questions about the Internet.

2538
02:17:03,960 --> 02:17:09,960
So before I ever get to the net, I can play around in my good old CompuServe forums and figure out what's the thing to do and learn all the net stuff.

2539
02:17:09,960 --> 02:17:09,960
That's correct.

2540
02:17:09,960 --> 02:17:13,960
All right. But I can also actually go out to the net like go visit the Usenet newsgroups, right?

2541
02:17:13,960 --> 02:17:31,960
That's correct. We're right just now we're going out into Usenet. You will see that there are also some online articles available here teaching members about Usenet netiquette or rules of the road so that when they participate in Usenet discussions, they're doing so in a way that's favorable to the Internet culture.

2542
02:17:31,960 --> 02:17:35,960
Okay. You've got the facts, the frequently asked questions and that kind of stuff so I can sort of warm up onto the net.

2543
02:17:35,960 --> 02:17:36,960
That's correct.

2544
02:17:36,960 --> 02:17:41,960
All right. So now we're going out actually through CompuServe but into the full Internet Usenet area.

2545
02:17:41,960 --> 02:17:48,960
That's correct. We're going to go in and subscribe to some newsgroups. You're going to see that there are thousands of newsgroups available.

2546
02:17:48,960 --> 02:17:58,960
And with thousands of newsgroups, there's probably something for everyone. Here we have a listing of some of the major topical areas or I could even search on a keyword.

2547
02:17:58,960 --> 02:18:06,960
Let's say that I'm interested in newsgroups dealing with food. Going to get a listing of all the Usenet newsgroups related to this topic.

2548
02:18:06,960 --> 02:18:10,960
So again, I don't need to know the alt.food or whatever I'm looking for. I can say, "Find me the stuff about food." And there it is.

2549
02:18:10,960 --> 02:18:12,960
That's correct. There it is.

2550
02:18:12,960 --> 02:18:16,960
We can see that we have newsgroup discussions on crackers, what cows do with their food.

2551
02:18:16,960 --> 02:18:17,960
Crackers.

2552
02:18:17,960 --> 02:18:22,960
So a wide variety of topics. Let's go ahead and subscribe to what cows do with their food.

2553
02:18:22,960 --> 02:18:28,960
Okay. So when you subscribe to the newsgroup, what does that mean?

2554
02:18:28,960 --> 02:18:37,960
Subscribe means that it goes on my personal favorite list. So now every time I come into Usenet, I'm going to see a listing of the newsgroups to which I've subscribed. Okay.

2555
02:18:37,960 --> 02:18:49,960
So we're going to go on out. We'll take a look at the newsgroups to which I've subscribed. And again, you can see that there is quite a wide variety. Why don't we go on into the cow newsgroup.

2556
02:18:49,960 --> 02:18:50,960
And we are--

2557
02:18:50,960 --> 02:18:53,960
So there are 50 articles that have been posted in that one section.

2558
02:18:53,960 --> 02:18:59,960
That's correct. And right now we're actually looking at the threads of discussion that are going on out in the internet about cows and their food.

2559
02:18:59,960 --> 02:19:06,960
Okay. So that's playing with Usenet newsgroups. Now I want you to show me another feature, which is FTP, which we looked at briefly at the top of the shelf.

2560
02:19:06,960 --> 02:19:07,960
File transfer protocol.

2561
02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:08,960
Protocol.

2562
02:19:08,960 --> 02:19:09,960
Protocol.

2563
02:19:09,960 --> 02:19:10,960
Pull down files from computers anywhere around the world.

2564
02:19:10,960 --> 02:19:13,960
Pull down files from computers anywhere in the world.

2565
02:19:13,960 --> 02:19:32,960
That's correct. CompuServe does offer a file transfer interface. One thing that we do is give people a good starting point. For example, if we go out to the file transfer interface, you see that there are some popular selected sites, or people could access any specific site of their choice if they know of a particular site.

2566
02:19:32,960 --> 02:19:38,960
So if I'm not sure, I would just click on popular sites and say, "Hey, here's a couple of places a lot of people spend their time at."

2567
02:19:38,960 --> 02:19:50,960
And listed, we're going to see some of the most popular file transfer libraries in the world, offering quite a wide variety of files. In fact, one that I find particularly interesting is the book stacks unlimited.

2568
02:19:50,960 --> 02:19:54,960
We can go here and download entire copies of books.

2569
02:19:54,960 --> 02:19:59,960
So I can actually take the full text of a book and download it, assuming it's public domain stuff.

2570
02:19:59,960 --> 02:20:00,960
That's correct.

2571
02:20:00,960 --> 02:20:08,960
Okay, last thing I want you to show me is the newest thing you have now is actually a worldwide web browser and actually play web games going through CompuServe also, right?

2572
02:20:08,960 --> 02:20:09,960
Game Boy.

2573
02:20:09,960 --> 02:20:20,960
That's correct. In fact, right now we're looking at a copy of Air Mosaic, which is the browser that I'm running. And all I've done is dialed into the CompuServe network and brought up the Pizza Hut homepage.

2574
02:20:20,960 --> 02:20:30,960
And there's the famous Pizza Hut homepage on the web. Okay, thank you very much. Game Boy. Now you can pick up any business magazine these days and you're bound to find an article entitled, "How to make money on the internet."

2575
02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:37,960
Well, lots of businesses, large and small, are trying to figure out how to do just that by selling their wares directly on the net.

2576
02:20:37,960 --> 02:20:43,960
How I downloaded your mother on the Game Boy console, handheld.

2577
02:20:43,960 --> 02:21:10,960
The Whole Earth Catalog was an institution to many people who grew up in the 1960s and 70s. Since the first edition 27 years ago, its articles and reviews have provided an ecologically friendly alternative to the noisy hype of commercial catalogs. Traditionally, the paper edition was sold directly and advertised by word of mouth. Today, Whole Earth's publisher has decided to try a web page on the internet as a way to attract more readers and more sales.

2578
02:21:11,960 --> 02:21:15,960
Our mission is to get these books into the hands of as many people as possible.

2579
02:21:15,960 --> 02:21:25,960
We have the Ulster loyalist, Michael Stone, everybody. Michael Stone, his history as a Silicon Valley Whole Earth Catalog guy.

2580
02:21:29,960 --> 02:21:40,960
In 1995, Michael Stone was operating as a Jerry Adams look-alike.

2581
02:21:40,960 --> 02:21:44,960
In 1995, he's a Jerry Adams look-alike in Silicon Valley.

2582
02:21:44,960 --> 02:21:46,960
In 1995, he's a Jerry Adams impersonator.

2583
02:21:46,960 --> 02:21:50,960
Tonight at 9 on dispatches, Michael Stone's secret life as a Jerry Adams impersonator.

2584
02:21:50,960 --> 02:22:00,960
Nobody in California knew who he really was.

2585
02:22:00,960 --> 02:22:07,960
Nobody in California knew who he really was.

2586
02:22:07,960 --> 02:22:24,960
Just how did Michael Stone con the entire American nation into believing that he was the leader of Sinn Féin, Jerry Adams?

2587
02:22:24,960 --> 02:22:35,300
you really have to look at the time we were living internet had just been born

2588
02:22:35,300 --> 02:22:44,020
communications were at an all-time minimum you really didn't have a lot of time to realize

2589
02:22:44,020 --> 02:23:03,280
that it was a fake beard so 1995 St. Patrick's Day the White House Jerry Adams is meant to be there

2590
02:23:03,280 --> 02:23:11,800
but Michael Stone turns up two hours before with the fake beard and glasses

2591
02:23:11,800 --> 02:23:23,080
I was I was stunned I don't know what to believe this guy just came right through the door saying

2592
02:23:23,080 --> 02:23:33,280
tar-tar-ta-tar-tar 32 County Republic Barbar Darda I couldn't understand what he was saying

2593
02:23:33,280 --> 02:23:39,380
but I knew he was on the list because it was I just looked at my list and it said

2594
02:23:39,380 --> 02:23:48,800
Irish guy with beard and glasses so I let him in and that's when we knew something was wrong

2595
02:23:48,800 --> 02:24:01,100
only two minutes later we heard a gun pop off it was Michael Stone the loyalist we'd made a big big mistake

2596
02:24:01,100 --> 02:24:15,680
this provides an opportunity we think in addition to what we've done already which is bookstores selling

2597
02:24:15,680 --> 02:24:21,140
the catalog by direct mail selling the catalog out of our own offices we're also looking at a way to get

2598
02:24:21,140 --> 02:24:30,560
the whole earth catalog and the whole earth review as widely disseminated as possible so this is this is a tool we haven't used before we want to try to use

2599
02:24:30,560 --> 02:24:39,980
to see is this going to be one more way to get these get these resources so that more people are going to have access to them

2600
02:24:39,980 --> 02:24:49,400
currently whole earth's internet pages provide only connected samples of the print catalog's content online ordering is limited to the catalog itself and its sister publication the whole earth review

2601
02:24:49,400 --> 02:24:52,880
get these resources so that more people are going to have access to them.

2602
02:24:53,220 --> 02:24:58,180
Currently, Whole Earth's Internet pages provide only connected samples of the print catalog's content.

2603
02:24:58,740 --> 02:25:03,600
Online ordering is limited to the catalog itself and its sister publication, the Whole Earth Review.

2604
02:25:04,200 --> 02:25:11,780
But to offer those electronic transactions, the catalog's web service provider had to supply a new level of security using data encryption.

2605
02:25:12,040 --> 02:25:18,780
What we're seeing now is the integration of this encryption technology with the software that people use to access the network.

2606
02:25:18,780 --> 02:25:23,780
The Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well.

2607
02:25:24,840 --> 02:25:27,120
Tonight at 9 on Dispatch is Mark Graham.

2608
02:25:32,060 --> 02:25:35,920
The man from The Well, Mark Graham.

2609
02:25:36,720 --> 02:25:45,220
In 1995, he was involved in the White House incident with Michael Stone.

2610
02:25:45,220 --> 02:25:47,220
He was involved in the White House.

2611
02:25:47,220 --> 02:25:48,220
He was involved in the White House.

2612
02:25:48,220 --> 02:25:49,220
He was involved in the White House.

2613
02:25:49,220 --> 02:25:50,220
He was involved in the White House.

2614
02:25:50,220 --> 02:25:51,220
He was involved in the White House.

2615
02:25:51,220 --> 02:25:52,220
He was involved in the White House.

2616
02:25:52,220 --> 02:25:53,220
He was involved in the White House.

2617
02:25:53,220 --> 02:25:54,220
He was involved in the White House.

2618
02:25:54,220 --> 02:25:55,220
He was involved in the White House.

2619
02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:56,220
He was involved in the White House.

2620
02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:57,220
He was involved in the White House.

2621
02:25:57,220 --> 02:25:58,220
He was involved in the White House.

2622
02:25:58,220 --> 02:25:59,220
He was involved in the White House.

2623
02:25:59,220 --> 02:26:00,220
He was involved in the White House.

2624
02:26:00,220 --> 02:26:01,220
He was involved in the White House.

2625
02:26:01,220 --> 02:26:02,220
He was involved in the White House.

2626
02:26:02,220 --> 02:26:03,220
He was involved in the White House.

2627
02:26:03,220 --> 02:26:04,220
He was involved in the White House.

2628
02:26:04,220 --> 02:26:17,220
There are a number of competing services available or about to be launched right now that will allow people to buy and sell goods via the Internet using their checking account and their credit card numbers.

2629
02:26:17,220 --> 02:26:27,220
Later this year, they'll be able to have virtual cash, cyber cash, digital cash, if you will, accounts that they'll be able to put money into and then draw from.

2630
02:26:27,220 --> 02:26:34,220
The Whole Earth Catalog's new electronic presence may grow to include direct sales of the products and books reviewed within its pages.

2631
02:26:34,220 --> 02:26:39,220
That will depend on the response to its first commercial link to the Internet.

2632
02:26:39,220 --> 02:26:41,220
What we've always done is experiment.

2633
02:26:41,220 --> 02:26:53,220
What we've always believed in doing is trying out tools, seeing what they work, seeing what they're good for, trying to understand what their implications are for people's lives and for the well-being of the planet.

2634
02:26:53,220 --> 02:26:55,220
And then making judgments about-

2635
02:26:55,220 --> 02:26:59,220
What about this? What about this? This is a mashup. This is a brand new mashup here.

2636
02:27:09,220 --> 02:27:10,220
Have a look here.

2637
02:27:22,220 --> 02:27:24,620
Bear with me, bear with me, here we go.

2638
02:27:24,620 --> 02:27:38,620
...in the British troops, and we all of us got sucked into a cycle of ongoing...

2639
02:27:38,620 --> 02:27:40,620
An escalation, okay. Do you...

2640
02:27:41,620 --> 02:27:42,620
...I think we're going to...

2641
02:27:42,620 --> 02:27:46,620
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Come on.

2642
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:52,620
...and I have done a service.

2643
02:27:52,620 --> 02:27:58,620
It has been to show that it doesn't have to be the way it was for the last 25 years.

2644
02:27:58,620 --> 02:28:07,620
Because, and I'm sure people here would accept it also, you turned on your television, you saw the cameo of the last atrocity.

2645
02:28:07,620 --> 02:28:11,620
You saw the funeral scene of the wives of the family behind the hearse.

2646
02:28:11,620 --> 02:28:14,620
You didn't like it, and you were guilty about it.

2647
02:28:14,620 --> 02:28:16,620
Maybe back consciously.

2648
02:28:16,620 --> 02:28:25,620
25 years of censorship, 75 years of partitionism, of revisionism, almost brought about a guilty, a guilty toleration of it.

2649
02:28:25,620 --> 02:28:30,620
And what Mr. Humanite did, if nothing else, was to show that there was a way out of it.

2650
02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:31,620
That it wasn't intractable.

2651
02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:34,620
And it doesn't have to be the way it has been for the last 25 years.

2652
02:28:34,620 --> 02:28:36,620
But you personally, you personally...

2653
02:28:36,620 --> 02:28:39,620
You get it, do you get it, do you know what I mean?

2654
02:28:39,620 --> 02:28:41,620
...it is possible, and so this is, this is...

2655
02:28:41,620 --> 02:28:45,620
It sounded like he said, when he said possible, possible.

2656
02:28:45,620 --> 02:28:46,620
Or possible.

2657
02:28:46,620 --> 02:28:47,620
Anyway.

2658
02:28:47,620 --> 02:28:50,620
Move along there, move a little bit further on.

2659
02:28:50,620 --> 02:28:53,620
...we'll end up in 10 years.

2660
02:28:53,620 --> 02:28:56,620
How much of what we'll be doing will be electronic, how much will be paper, how much will be something else.

2661
02:28:56,620 --> 02:28:59,620
No, we'll need some handheld Sinn Fein leaders.

2662
02:28:59,620 --> 02:29:02,620
We've Nintendo's Jerry Adams boy.

2663
02:29:02,620 --> 02:29:05,620
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

2664
02:29:05,620 --> 02:29:06,620
Giles Bateman.

2665
02:29:06,620 --> 02:29:07,620
Giles Bateman.

2666
02:29:07,620 --> 02:29:08,620
Giles Bateman.

2667
02:29:08,620 --> 02:29:09,620
Giles Bateman.

2668
02:29:15,620 --> 02:29:18,620
Handheld Ulster Unionists.

2669
02:29:19,620 --> 02:29:22,620
The Reverend Ian Paisley.

2670
02:29:23,620 --> 02:29:25,620
The Reverend Ian Paisley.

2671
02:29:26,620 --> 02:29:28,620
David Trimble now.

2672
02:29:29,620 --> 02:29:31,620
The Apprentice Boys.

2673
02:29:31,620 --> 02:29:35,620
Well, the net may be good for business, but it's also a gigantic...

2674
02:29:35,620 --> 02:29:36,620
Business.

2675
02:29:36,620 --> 02:29:37,620
Business.

2676
02:29:37,620 --> 02:29:41,620
Abby Lays, thank you very much.

2677
02:29:41,620 --> 02:29:42,620
Business.

2678
02:29:43,620 --> 02:29:48,620
Well, the net may be good for business, but it's also a gigantic resource for non-profit organizations,

2679
02:29:48,620 --> 02:29:51,620
and others working on a variety of global causes.

2680
02:29:51,620 --> 02:29:57,620
Here to show us how to use the net for community outreach efforts is George Gundry of the Institute for Global Communications.

2681
02:29:57,620 --> 02:29:58,620
Hi George.

2682
02:29:58,620 --> 02:29:59,620
Hi.

2683
02:29:59,620 --> 02:30:05,620
What you guys do then is provide access to the net for non-profits for people working on community issues and stuff like that.

2684
02:30:05,620 --> 02:30:07,620
What you guys do then is provide access to the net for non-profits for people working on community issues and stuff like that.

2685
02:30:07,620 --> 02:30:09,620
What you guys do then is provide access to the net for non-profits for people working on community issues and stuff like that.

2686
02:30:09,620 --> 02:30:19,620
Exactly. We provide full internet access for organizations to both get information that they couldn't find at a bookstore or at their library, and also for organizations to publish information and make it work.

2687
02:30:19,620 --> 02:30:29,620
All right, so let's say I'm involved in a local environmental group in New England, and I want to find out how my legislators voted on recent environmental issues.

2688
02:30:29,620 --> 02:30:39,620
which came up before the Congress. Can I check something like that?

2689
02:30:39,620 --> 02:30:49,620
Sure. You would use a worldwide web resource which is published by a larger organization. And to do that we would visit our web page by clicking on the web button.

2690
02:30:49,620 --> 02:30:59,620
We get sent this map here of the United States and we select the region that we want to get information on. For example, New England, as you mentioned. We click there.

2691
02:30:59,620 --> 02:31:06,400
our web page by clicking on the web button we get sent this map here of the

2692
02:31:06,400 --> 02:31:10,660
United States and we select the region that we want to get information on for

2693
02:31:10,660 --> 02:31:16,780
example New England as you mentioned we click there and this is sending us out

2694
02:31:16,780 --> 02:31:21,700
now to what it is basically taking us to another area on the same computer with

2695
02:31:21,700 --> 02:31:25,660
each hyperlink you never know where you're going if you're going to a

2696
02:31:25,660 --> 02:31:28,900
different computer or the same computer it could be the same computer it could be

2697
02:31:28,900 --> 02:31:33,640
it doesn't really matter we got the results we wanted and this is how the

2698
02:31:33,640 --> 02:31:38,500
senators and the representatives in New England voted on now there's a kind of

2699
02:31:38,500 --> 02:31:42,340
ranking there so this organization is saying they have a high number of a low

2700
02:31:42,340 --> 02:31:44,560
number in terms of how well they do on environmental issues sure they've

2701
02:31:44,560 --> 02:31:48,580
identified certain key votes and they basically rank them how they voted and you

2702
02:31:48,580 --> 02:31:52,060
can see what his ranking here is seventy seven percent ninety four and ninety

2703
02:31:52,060 --> 02:31:57,500
percent last year not other other organizations all right and we're getting

2704
02:31:57,500 --> 02:32:01,100
ready to prepare for the International Women's Conference in Beijing and I just

2705
02:32:01,100 --> 02:32:06,240
want to kind of old-fashioned network you know just talk to other people maybe it's

2706
02:32:06,240 --> 02:32:09,080
so this all right now one of the neat things about the internet and the

2707
02:32:09,080 --> 02:32:13,580
World Wide Web in particular is in fact anyone can create their own home page and

2708
02:32:13,580 --> 02:32:42,820
become an information provider. Home page and become an information what? Provider on the net. An information what? Only catch anyone can create their own home page and become an information provider on the net. Provider. The only catch is creating a home page is not necessarily an easy thing to do. Where do you go for help? Well, we found one place. It's called the Digital Media Center here in San Francisco. Becoming an information provider on the internet doesn't require a large budget, nor does it demand powerful hardware.

2709
02:32:42,820 --> 02:33:11,400
Rory K. Did the Nigerian guy call you back? He fucking didn't. And I rang him there earlier on when we started the stream and there was no answer. We'll try and give them a ring. Oh, there was an answer. But they fucking hung up. It was a lady that answered as well. It wasn't the same fella who emailed me. Wilson, his name was. If I'm going to ring him again now, maybe they'll answer, maybe not. It's the same time zone as here, I believe. So fucking 2 a.m. They won't answer.

2710
02:33:11,400 --> 02:33:41,280
Wilson. Wilson. I won't. I won't. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good.

2711
02:33:41,280 --> 02:34:06,700
The customer you're calling is not answering. Please try again. It's a shame. Fuck it. It's got a protective case on it. It'll be grand.

2712
02:34:07,280 --> 02:34:14,120
But putting your name or company on the net does mean creating a legible, logical home page with clearly defined links.

2713
02:34:14,900 --> 02:34:21,700
The San Francisco Digital Media Center started classes this year to help anyone wanting a web page learn how to make one.

2714
02:34:22,100 --> 02:34:27,360
For us, you know, as I said, we start with the idea that people need to have their stories told.

2715
02:34:27,600 --> 02:34:29,060
And it's a very old feeling.

2716
02:34:29,280 --> 02:34:36,900
We think suddenly there is this apparatus, the World Wide Web, in which you can literally go a week.

2717
02:34:36,900 --> 02:34:37,740
And video.

2718
02:34:37,740 --> 02:34:38,340
This is Jordan B.

2719
02:34:38,580 --> 02:34:44,460
What are the good ones? It's called HTML, an acronym for Hyper Text Markup Language.

2720
02:34:45,020 --> 02:34:49,980
Creating homepages with HTML is not easy unless you have a program like Hot Metal.

2721
02:34:50,380 --> 02:34:53,320
Here to show us how to use it is Mike Brown of Softquad. Hi, Mike.

2722
02:34:53,420 --> 02:34:53,580
Hello.

2723
02:34:54,080 --> 02:34:58,060
All right. Now, this is your company's homepage, for example, and it looks like a bunch of text.

2724
02:34:58,180 --> 02:35:00,920
But the fact is, there's a lot of programming code underneath that, right?

2725
02:35:00,960 --> 02:35:02,920
Because there are hot spots all over this text.

2726
02:35:03,120 --> 02:35:05,660
Right. And the graphics that are here and the titles that are larger.

2727
02:35:05,780 --> 02:35:07,200
All this is because there are HTML codes.

2728
02:35:07,200 --> 02:35:10,360
We got Mike Brown from Softquad over here.

2729
02:35:10,360 --> 02:35:11,160
...codes that are in the...

2730
02:35:11,160 --> 02:35:12,580
And the graphics that are here and the...

2731
02:35:12,580 --> 02:35:37,580
...codes that are in the...

2732
02:35:37,580 --> 02:35:38,760
Source code.

2733
02:35:40,300 --> 02:35:40,920
All right.

2734
02:35:40,920 --> 02:35:43,500
A big shout-out to Smoko with a 333.

2735
02:35:44,260 --> 02:35:45,820
Just got the sack today, you say.

2736
02:35:45,900 --> 02:35:47,200
You're keeping me together, man.

2737
02:35:47,260 --> 02:35:47,640
Well, luck.

2738
02:35:49,540 --> 02:35:50,020
Commiserations.

2739
02:35:50,160 --> 02:35:52,080
Very sad to hear about that, Smoko.

2740
02:35:52,260 --> 02:35:57,660
Thank you very much, though, for tuning in on this late-night edition here of the Computer Chronicles.

2741
02:35:57,840 --> 02:35:59,580
We're watching some stewardship, and...

2742
02:36:01,020 --> 02:36:06,060
We're going to see some handheld consoles like Nintendo's Game Boy.

2743
02:36:06,060 --> 02:36:11,480
But this, I don't know what this is.

2744
02:36:11,820 --> 02:36:12,900
Softquad or some shite.

2745
02:36:13,040 --> 02:36:13,300
I don't know.

2746
02:36:13,300 --> 02:36:14,740
Thanks very much for the tip, man.

2747
02:36:14,740 --> 02:36:15,840
Sorry to hear about that.

2748
02:36:16,140 --> 02:36:18,040
Sorry to hear about that fucking shit, man.

2749
02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:18,820
Don't worry about that.

2750
02:36:18,880 --> 02:36:19,260
Don't worry.

2751
02:36:20,260 --> 02:36:20,780
Fuck them.

2752
02:36:22,280 --> 02:36:22,760
Fuck them.

2753
02:36:26,340 --> 02:36:29,840
I'd have to know all these codes and know how to type it and where to type them and so on.

2754
02:36:29,880 --> 02:36:30,060
Right.

2755
02:36:30,140 --> 02:36:32,140
And I'd make mistakes and it would never work, right?

2756
02:36:32,140 --> 02:36:32,700
Probably a little bit.

2757
02:36:32,740 --> 02:36:35,120
There's about 50 of them in here, and you have to get them in the right order,

2758
02:36:35,240 --> 02:36:36,440
and know which ones to put in there.

2759
02:36:36,700 --> 02:36:38,600
It can be very difficult to type just by hand.

2760
02:36:38,600 --> 02:36:38,660
Okay.

2761
02:36:38,740 --> 02:36:40,420
So how would I do this using Hot Metal?

2762
02:36:40,520 --> 02:36:41,240
Show me the difference.

2763
02:36:41,380 --> 02:36:45,540
Well, if I go out of this thing and close this thing down and take a look at my document itself,

2764
02:36:45,700 --> 02:36:50,280
I have here the copy of the document as we were looking at it in the code version,

2765
02:36:50,480 --> 02:36:54,740
except I've taken those codes and put them with little icons so that I don't have to see all the little code things.

2766
02:36:54,800 --> 02:36:59,940
So these are friendly little tags that Hot Metal provides and tells me this is what's really going on next to this table.

2767
02:36:59,940 --> 02:37:02,960
And I can turn them off if I need to and suppress them so I don't have to see them.

2768
02:37:03,040 --> 02:37:06,840
But usually I leave them on so that I know that I'm, for example, at the beginning of a paragraph.

2769
02:37:07,400 --> 02:37:10,100
And at the beginning of the paragraph, if I were to add a new element,

2770
02:37:10,500 --> 02:37:15,660
the software knows the HTML rules and gives me about 34 different things I can do here.

2771
02:37:16,140 --> 02:37:20,540
But if I were at another spot, for example, in that homepage, it would tell me there are things I can't do, right?

2772
02:37:20,540 --> 02:37:24,480
For example, down into this unordered list, if I have a cursor where he...

2773
02:37:24,480 --> 02:37:27,240
I kind of would begin to create a homepage using Hot Metal.

2774
02:37:27,480 --> 02:37:29,260
Well, the software that he sent to me.

2775
02:37:29,440 --> 02:37:30,300
Now suppose I...

2776
02:37:30,300 --> 02:37:32,280
Picture there, look. Is that him?

2777
02:37:34,040 --> 02:37:35,980
Is that him? It's not him.

2778
02:37:37,780 --> 02:37:40,660
Move it along, push it along.

2779
02:37:43,540 --> 02:37:45,020
And now it's crushed.

2780
02:37:45,020 --> 02:37:47,440
The NCSA site that has Hot Metal for free.

2781
02:37:47,740 --> 02:37:48,980
Okay, great. Thanks very much.

2782
02:37:49,020 --> 02:37:50,860
Thank you. All right, that's our look at the Internet.

2783
02:37:51,060 --> 02:37:53,200
In fact, just a little glance at the tip.

2784
02:37:53,220 --> 02:37:57,940
I've noticed Stuart Shafee says his S's is a Z's, like when he said business.

2785
02:37:58,200 --> 02:37:59,200
He goes, business.

2786
02:37:59,920 --> 02:38:02,300
And then when he said thanks, then he goes, thanks.

2787
02:38:03,460 --> 02:38:04,140
Listen to this.

2788
02:38:04,720 --> 02:38:05,460
Thank you very much.

2789
02:38:05,580 --> 02:38:05,920
Thank you.

2790
02:38:06,000 --> 02:38:08,960
All right, that's including the NCSA site that has Hot Metal for free.

2791
02:38:09,260 --> 02:38:10,580
Okay, great. Thanks very much.

2792
02:38:10,700 --> 02:38:10,960
Thank you.

2793
02:38:10,960 --> 02:38:12,420
All right, that's our look at the Internet.

2794
02:38:12,420 --> 02:38:16,400
In fact, just a little glance at the tip of the cyberspace iceberg.

2795
02:38:16,920 --> 02:38:26,140
We want to have a little glance at the tip of the cyberspace iceberg with Stuart Shafee on tonight's edition of Tip of the Iceberg.

2796
02:38:26,480 --> 02:38:27,880
Joining us, I'm Stuart Shafee.

2797
02:38:27,880 --> 02:38:30,860
Hope to see you here again next time on the Computer Chronicles.

2798
02:38:30,880 --> 02:38:31,440
Anytime, Stu.

2799
02:38:32,340 --> 02:38:33,100
See you later, baby.

2800
02:38:33,100 --> 02:38:42,360
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard, developing technology that lets you manage your PC from anywhere on the network, anywhere in the world.

2801
02:38:42,940 --> 02:38:46,340
HP PCs. You're taking a close look at remote management.

2802
02:38:47,780 --> 02:38:51,760
Additional funding provided by Intel, makers of the Intel Pentium processor.

2803
02:38:53,360 --> 02:38:58,380
And by Progress Software, client-server development tools for enterprise clasp information systems.

2804
02:38:59,560 --> 02:39:01,880
Video cassette copies of this program are available.

2805
02:39:02,420 --> 02:39:09,380
Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details on products demonstrated and information on program topics.

2806
02:39:09,380 --> 02:39:13,060
For a watch-along kind of thing where he's just watching stuff.

2807
02:39:13,540 --> 02:39:15,120
Not really knowing where it's going.

2808
02:39:15,380 --> 02:39:15,920
It was.

2809
02:39:16,920 --> 02:39:19,320
Please specify program subject for tapes.

2810
02:39:19,900 --> 02:39:20,380
All orders.

2811
02:39:20,460 --> 02:39:20,920
$32.

2812
02:39:21,540 --> 02:39:25,980
At least you didn't pay fucking $32 for a floppy disk with spa written on it.

2813
02:39:26,000 --> 02:39:27,720
Keep your organization software legal.

2814
02:39:27,720 --> 02:39:29,440
We'll talk to you later on, softquads.

2815
02:39:30,100 --> 02:39:30,760
Take it easy.

2816
02:39:31,820 --> 02:39:33,280
Big shout out to Chris Fenwick.

2817
02:39:34,140 --> 02:39:34,660
Patrick.

2818
02:39:34,840 --> 02:39:35,620
Phil Azapardi.

2819
02:39:35,760 --> 02:39:36,460
Doug Johnson.

2820
02:39:36,720 --> 02:39:37,740
Linda Giancini.

2821
02:39:38,040 --> 02:39:38,720
Ken Butler.

2822
02:39:38,900 --> 02:39:39,860
Stephen Ocek.

2823
02:39:40,560 --> 02:39:41,440
Christy Waite.

2824
02:39:41,560 --> 02:39:42,340
Michael Currier.

2825
02:39:42,660 --> 02:39:43,420
Deborah Reynolds.

2826
02:39:43,660 --> 02:39:44,320
Jim Threkel.

2827
02:39:44,600 --> 02:39:45,360
Clyde Rivers.

2828
02:39:45,360 --> 02:39:46,360
Patrick Waite.

2829
02:39:46,740 --> 02:39:47,360
John Anderson.

2830
02:39:47,720 --> 02:39:48,500
Beverly Black.

2831
02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:49,460
Cole Cruz.

2832
02:39:49,780 --> 02:39:50,500
Buzz Haig.

2833
02:39:50,940 --> 02:39:51,880
Lisa Pitkin.

2834
02:39:52,420 --> 02:39:53,100
Hewlett Packard.

2835
02:39:53,160 --> 02:39:54,200
Microsoft and Stewart.

2836
02:39:54,640 --> 02:39:55,200
Sheffy.

2837
02:39:55,500 --> 02:40:01,980
The king of the computer chronicles himself, Sheffy.

2838
02:40:02,200 --> 02:40:03,180
We'll talk to you later on.

2839
02:40:03,240 --> 02:40:05,340
And look, we'll see you later on.

2840
02:40:05,820 --> 02:40:06,600
Software Pirates.

2841
02:40:06,740 --> 02:40:08,080
That looks good, doesn't it?

2842
02:40:08,520 --> 02:40:09,240
Let's have a look at that.

2843
02:40:10,580 --> 02:40:11,720
Let's have a look at that.

2844
02:40:13,040 --> 02:40:15,980
In the olden days, a pirate looked like this.

2845
02:40:16,560 --> 02:40:20,380
In the olden days, a pirate looked like this.

2846
02:40:21,180 --> 02:40:23,460
But now anyone can be a pirate.

2847
02:40:24,160 --> 02:40:25,560
By pirating software.

2848
02:40:27,560 --> 02:40:30,660
In the olden days, a pirate looked like this.

2849
02:40:30,900 --> 02:40:34,340
And he stole treasure, jewelry, gold and silver.

2850
02:40:34,900 --> 02:40:39,060
But nowadays, a pirate doesn't need a black eye patch, a sword or even a wooden leg.

2851
02:40:39,400 --> 02:40:41,320
All you need is a floppy disk.

2852
02:40:41,320 --> 02:40:42,220
Size of that.

2853
02:40:42,360 --> 02:40:43,460
The fucking size of that.

2854
02:40:44,280 --> 02:40:45,300
You don't need that.

2855
02:40:45,960 --> 02:40:47,160
You don't need that at all.

2856
02:40:47,320 --> 02:40:48,720
Well, maybe back then you did.

2857
02:40:49,160 --> 02:40:50,680
And maybe a little ingenuity.

2858
02:40:51,080 --> 02:40:55,260
We'll take a look at software piracy coming up on the Computer Chronicles.

2859
02:40:56,640 --> 02:40:58,140
A little bit of a wink there.

2860
02:40:58,200 --> 02:40:58,760
Look at this.

2861
02:41:00,460 --> 02:41:01,340
See this wink?

2862
02:41:01,460 --> 02:41:01,620
Look.

2863
02:41:01,820 --> 02:41:03,320
Look at his right eye.

2864
02:41:05,920 --> 02:41:07,240
Okay.

2865
02:41:11,740 --> 02:41:12,220
Okay.

2866
02:41:12,300 --> 02:41:12,680
Good night.

2867
02:41:12,820 --> 02:41:13,880
We'll talk to you later on.

2868
02:41:14,320 --> 02:41:16,220
And take it easy.

2869
02:41:16,820 --> 02:41:17,180
Shmoco.

2870
02:41:17,400 --> 02:41:18,820
Thank you very much for the tip, man.

2871
02:41:18,860 --> 02:41:21,160
Don't worry about that problem.

2872
02:41:21,880 --> 02:41:23,020
It'll get better, man.

2873
02:41:23,020 --> 02:41:23,980
Don't worry about that.

2874
02:41:24,520 --> 02:41:27,680
Someone just said there, if you're ever in Buffalo, New York.

2875
02:41:29,020 --> 02:41:31,180
If you're ever in Buffalo, New York, you got fans.

2876
02:41:31,300 --> 02:41:32,760
Thanks very much, man.

2877
02:41:33,160 --> 02:41:34,160
I'll give you a shout.

2878
02:41:35,180 --> 02:41:37,480
If I'm over there and need a place to crash.

2879
02:41:38,720 --> 02:41:39,120
Buffalo.

2880
02:41:39,360 --> 02:41:39,720
Buffalo.

2881
02:41:39,980 --> 02:41:40,960
Buffalo mozzarella.

2882
02:41:41,260 --> 02:41:42,080
We'll see you later on.

2883
02:41:42,620 --> 02:41:43,500
Fucking tired now.

2884
02:41:43,680 --> 02:41:44,300
10 past 2.

2885
02:41:44,420 --> 02:41:45,080
I'm fucking tired.

2886
02:41:45,600 --> 02:41:46,380
See you later on, man.

2887
02:41:46,460 --> 02:41:46,800
Bye, bye, bye.

2888
02:41:46,800 --> 02:42:08,020
Game Boy.