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As distance heals the strongest pain

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Things are much better now

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And just the nagging doubt remains

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You know I'll change

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If change is what you require

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Your every wish

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Your every dream hope desired

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Here comes the mirror man

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Says he's a people band

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Here comes the mirror man

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Says he's a people band

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Says he's a people band

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Says he's a people band

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Here comes the mirror man

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Says he's a people band

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Here comes the mirror man

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Here comes the mirror man

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What a lovely tune there.

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What a lovely tune.

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Here Comes the Mirror Man.

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By Michael Jackson.

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Sang there from the 80s.

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Before he turned white.

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And that's the double roundabout down there.

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Which we never really got a chance to land on.

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We're just gliding at the moment.

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Gliding nice and smoothly in the air.

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Over Port Lash.

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We left it yesterday.

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We crashed after doing some acrobatics.

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And now we're gliding.

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And we're going to land down there if I can.

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It should take a bit of dough on me guys.

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You don't want to stall the kite.

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And you can already hear the stall.

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Warning coming on.

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Interestingly enough now.

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There's a double roundabout down here.

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But also.

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Oh.

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A bridge and some river.

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Oh.

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*Squeak*

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Fucking that was tough.

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*Squeak*

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That was a tough one. No, that was a very tough one. That was a very tough one.

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But look it, it was a very...

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I mean, you can put that one down in the history books.

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That was a quality, quality landing. Against all odds, the odds were stacked.

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The odds were well and truly stacked.

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You never know, we might not even be able to reverse out here because of a bush.

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Wish I knew how to freaking turn this plane when it's reversing, but I really don't.

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Some days it's in the mood for it. Other days not so much.

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That'll do. That'll do. Now we can drive her downtown. Just here. Whoa. And you can see it already, the beauty of downtown.

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Portlish. A city which has absolutely captured our hearts and minds over the past few days now. So much so we can't leave. We keep on getting, we keep on coming back here and look at this, some of these brand new trees and bushes which have just sprung up out of nowhere.

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And hang on now, this is not the right place for the roundabouts. There's a roundabout there. Maybe I got that wrong. Never look at all.

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I mean from the air we can see it. Yes, it seems like a river as far as, unless I landed in the wrong place.

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Should be an awful shame, considering the length we've gone to to get, this looks like the right place.

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I'm gonna look at that map again.

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Go past the church. Down past the church. Oh look, there's another roundabout there. And another one there. There's a few roundabouts.

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Is there a river down this other roundabout. We couldn't, we really don't know, we're in a bit of a pickle here. There is no bridge. Oh there is, there is a river there.

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It's a blink and you'll miss a kind of river. Blink 182. Down there. Secret river. Port Lish. And that's actually a, that's a great, a compliment to the makers of the simulation. Because you can hardly see that from space.

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It's like a hidden river. Obviously if you click that, you can see it going through. But it's one of those underground rivers. It goes through a tunnel or something. And then, what has happened is that river in the simulation has then, they haven't put that underneath the street.

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So I don't know how, from space now we could see where our roundabout was. But there was no chance of being able to ever glide over them or drive over them in the plane. Due to the fact that river was going across. It's an awful shame. It's an awful shame.

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But hey, these things happen. These things happen. These things happen. All you gotta do is pick yourself back up and get back in the race. Frank Sinatra's.

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throttle up, flaps up, and then lift that plane into the sky. Stradberry Road. And there's

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the prison. We landed on that prison the other night. Had an absolutely rambunctious jailbreak.

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Quality. Quality jailbreak for all the prisoners in there. As we said at the time, hopefully now, it was only prisoners escaped the ones that were randomly convicted. Wouldn't really be too fair on justice if, you know, people who didn't serve their time got out and were out and about doing their vids.

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When really they shouldn't be. That's what happens. Lovely bit of undeveloped land down there. Look at this. We didn't really appreciate this at the time.

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Fort Leach. What are you doing to us? You've got so much space. So much luscious concrete.

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Should we be surprised? Because look, we've got little quarry over here. They're more stone than to shake a stick at. And you could safely say that they probably were using that quarry to build that car park.

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Pave paradise. Put up another paradise. The paradise of space for cars to park. And then look. Extra.

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Undeveloped car park. I'm just going to go out on a limb and see it. It's an undeveloped car park. And to celebrate the undeveloped car park, we're going to land on it.

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Flaps down. Flaps down. Flaps down. Flaps down. Sorry there, the map is up.

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Apologies there, guys. You probably spent the last three or four minutes staring at the map of the town.

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You probably spent five minutes. But look. What we'll do is we'll make up for it now with an absolutely rambunctious landing here on a prime undeveloped car park that you're about to see here.

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It's insane. In its concept, in its execution, and its construction. Fascinating.

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And that was an average landing on some lovely undeveloped concrete.

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Sound effects, I thought, you know what, I'd best produce something a little bit special for the fact that the map was up on the screen all that time. I thought, you don't want to lose the audience. What you want to do is to give them an absolute unique flight time experience. Those sound effects were provided ad hoc.

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And they will come again at another stage whenever I feel as though we need them.

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Peanuts and Graves.

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Gnome, gnome, gnomed. Thank you very much. Can't read all that in one.

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Gnome, gnomed, gnarod trap. I can't read it, but thank you very much for the tip.

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Sir Lion of Ebby Leaks.

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Shlug, can you wish a belated happy birthday to Cat Coffee?

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I can indeed. Happy birthday, Cat Coffee.

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And glad you're reminding me there actually of coffee, the drink.

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Fantastic caffeine. This is, well what you see is what you get. Just a pile of random concrete in the middle of Port Lush. Not in the middle, just on the outskirts. There's a pile on there. You would think maybe it's for that even though most of the pylons in the field don't have any concrete surrounding them or as a base. Maybe they do as a base. But this is excessive.

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Maybe they were trying to make a station like an electronic, electrical power station, power grid or a transformer station or whatever. And it just did not come into fruition. And what you're left with here is a lovely, lovely eyesore. Let's have a look there if we can see that on the map. You must remember now to take that off.

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I wish I had a little, um, if I had a feckin' buzzer that just buzzed every time I left the map on the screen.

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And now we have a look here and see what is out. We're at the retail park. Oh yeah. Oh! It's actually a school. It's a school where I am now but they've not built it in the game.

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So that is impressive because that's the quarry. And now it's a school. So when we were, and they got rid of the, uh, seems to have got rid of the pile on there as well.

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So this is what I'm talking about here about these roundabouts undeveloped as we see them.

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But then, when opportunity arises for industry, for building, for housing, for education, such as this, Gaischal.

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It's the, it's the roundabout is ready to be utilized when it's needed and it's wanted. And that's what, that's what Ireland is leading. I think is leading the world thing at the moment.

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Which is just, fuckin' shtick the roundabout out there. It'll get used in the, it'll get used in the future.

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But you know what's to say you could just stick a, stick a fuckin' roundabout there. Just put one there.

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Chances are, in a hundred years, a thousand years, it's gonna get used. And then what have you got?

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You've got, you've got a thousand year old roundabout. Which, will double as a transport, uh, network kind of hub. And, an ancient site.

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For future generations to come and visit, the way they look at the, the dolmen. The way we look at the Mesolithic. The Paleolithic. The Neolithic. The Leolithic. The Cheolithic.

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The Cheolithic rocks. The Beolithic. And, uh, they'll be here and they'll be coming from the States. And they'll be like, "Wow, look at this roundabout, it's a thousand year old."

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People used to fuckin' go round this. Even before the days when they didn't go round it, when it was just a field.

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So you've got a double, there's a double meaning to these things then. You've got a double... pay off. Pay back.

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And I'll tell you something here now, I'm getting a little bit intrigued. By a, a, a, a small little townie called Ballyroan.

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It's got a soccer pitch. It's got a garage. An Inver garage. GA. I'm very, very intrigued. I've, I've been looking for appliances recently enough.

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So you can see this shop here. Leash, Leash Appliance Repairs. They've got 4.6 out of 5 average rating on Google. So we might go, we might go there and have a look at some of those reviews when we get down there as well. It's, it's all to play for today.

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As we start off on our journey out of Portlaoise Town. And head towards Ballyroan. Ballyroan. It's Ballyroan our bust. And then you know what goes after that. Our old friend Abbey Leaks. And it's got it all. Look. It's got...

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A church. A church. Stone house. Rushborough. Tennis club. Lawn tennis club. You don't get lawn tennis. Anymore. Sure you don't. It's all hard court.

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So let's hit the tracks. Hit the sky. And move on. From where we are now. We're, we're based out of here on the faking, um, on the, uh, what road is that?

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Anna Herna Drive. Anna Herna. This is education town. You've schools. And also right next to the schools, you've also, look at this home base.

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Sports Direct. Harry Cari. Whoa. Hold on on the Ballyroan. We are, uh, let's see what, what it was called again now. Yeah, hold on on Ballyroan. We haven't actually looked at this retail park. It looks fantastic. It looks absolutely fantastic. I mean, Costa. Mother care.

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Tires. Plum fix. N.C.T. Centre. Pfft. Sorry, lads. You know, I'm, I'm a sucker for a good N.C.T. Tash Centre. And look. Mr. Price. Mr. Price. Just look at those aisles. Look at those prices. Look at those sweets.

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All the candy in Amsterdam. Check out the candy in Amsterdam. Check out that coffee. Instant coffee. Kengo. Americano. Faking millicano. Faking Maxwell House. Lions. Bulk, bulk. Jumbo size boxes of lions.

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look at that look at all that feckin lovely vegetable oil crisp and dry flora birds birds

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custard jam ovaltine power mini sweets fizz bombs swizzles wishpeth twix arrow mars

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fucking sour gums sour grapes tell you it'd be a kiss of sour grapes if we didn't go and visit

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mr price in portlish we're going we're going that's the end of it i won't hear no more about it

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a donald peanuts and grapes thank you very much we might be able to see some peanuts and grapes

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big up heims and rodriguez big big up epstein i don't want to say that now but i mean well he's dead so

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can't really big can you big up a dead man i'm not sure thank you very much lord blonde

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you're getting on well and it's great to see you enjoy the streams thank you very much and here is

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this look at this we didn't appreciate it when we had it and now we are having it again we're going to

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appreciate it now polly how are you getting on polly how are you timing can you see a big how are you

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getting on to Cyril Lee Gordon and Matthew Lefkowitz on their first anniversary. They

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are big fans in Ann Arbor, Michigan. How are you getting on to the lads in Michigan? I hope

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you're getting on well. And look, hopefully you're going to go out for a big, massive,

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deep dish Chicago Town Pizza later on to celebrate. Other pizzas are available, but I suppose

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they're... Actually, Michigan isn't even Chicago, so that's Illinois. Forget that. What you

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can do is travel around the circumference of Lake Michigan and get to Chicago. And when

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you're there, ask for the deepest deep dish pizza you can buy. There are actually a brand

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of pizzas, frozen pizzas, you can get out here called Chicago Town. But if you went to Chicago

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Town yourself, the real, the real deal, you'd probably get a real Chicago Town pizza that's

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not a branded frozen pizza, one that could confront you. That's just a guess now. That's where

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I'd go now if I was on my first anniversary. And a big shout out to Matthew Lefkowitz and Cyril Lee Gordon. And that's from Paulie there, out there in the States. Doing well. Doing well for himself out there in the new world.

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And Barry J as well. I hope you're getting on. Let's land on this. Let's land on this. Did I land on the roof? I don't think I'd land on the roof. I don't think I'd try it. I don't think I'd try it. I don't think I'd try it. You never know what could happen with these. The hot tin roofs are a bit of a bollocks to land on because you could potentially end up going through them. And it's not great.

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No.

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We've got a main drag over here.

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We've got the main drag.

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We're going fash.

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It's a fash one.

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It's a nine mil jill.

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Fuck.

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Oh, landing gear.

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Oh, shakey-bakey.

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It was a real shake-and-bake, that.

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Landing gear could be absolutely goose-patched.

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We don't want that because we don't have a mechanic to come out and fix it.

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Judging by from what I'm saying now.

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Judging by from what I'm saying.

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There's nothing wrong with that wheel at the front of the plane.

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Suspension.

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The shocks took the shock.

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They absorbed it.

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And they dealt with it.

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They lived with it.

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And now we're going to live with the sights we're about to see.

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Some incredible stuff here at this retail park.

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Out in the middle of Port Lish.

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See the middle?

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It's on the outgirts.

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It's fantastic stuff.

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It's got to miss the price.

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We've seen it there in the pictures.

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Let's have a look.

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Let's have a little look-see.

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See what's going on.

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Jim, Mickey, D.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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What's the first breakfast cereal you're getting at?

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Mr. Price's.

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Look, if they have...

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I don't want to be cliche about it, but Mr. Price, it seems like the kind of place that would sell Lucky Charms.

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Even though they're stuck selling that in most of the...

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Oh no, I tell you.

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Golden Grahams.

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Golden Grahams.

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Or as they say in the States, Golden Grahams.

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Because they can't pronounce Graham properly in the States, you see.

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They call him Graham.

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Now, let's have a little look at this situation here.

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I want to say a big thank you to J. Mickey.

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And to Patty Fitz.

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Who's got another request for a Mr. Price.

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Pick us up a bag of drumsticks.

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Squashies.

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I've never had them.

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I've had drumsticks.

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I knew a fella from Drum Shna.

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But I've never had a drumstick squashy.

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I don't know what they are.

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Now, let's have a look at this.

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We're in the middle of an absolute wonderland here.

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This is akin to the strip in Las Vegas.

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If you're in Port Lish, you want to get a taste of Vegas,

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head down this Sunset Strip down here.

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Retail Strip.

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You've got Harry Caray.

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You might remember those from the adverts with the Northern Irish.

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Harry Caray, the homemaker.

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That's my Northern Irish accent there.

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You've got a home base.

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Where you can buy all your cack for the gaff.

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Sports Direct.

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I'm not arsed about the home base.

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But if you live with ladies,

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then they might want a nice house.

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So then you'll have to be going down there all the time.

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Just, you know, you need to know.

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Sports Direct.

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Get all your cheap stuff there.

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Slazenger gear.

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Get all that stuff from there.

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What else can you get from the Slazenger?

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Those feckin' McKenzie hoodies.

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Get yourself a really nice Slazenger pair of, uh...

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kind of lovely fleecy

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cardboard bottoms.

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Fucking running bottoms.

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You can get yourself some lovely

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diesel hoodies. No, you can't. You can get some

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Lionsgate. You can get some

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socks.

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Slazenger socks. You can get them

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in pennies.

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Carlotti. James Ling says Carlotti.

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Never even heard of that

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brand, but

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get on it while you can.

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Lonsdale.

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That's it, yeah. I think someone said

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Lionsgate. I think Lionsgate make

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movies. Unless Lionsgate

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started making movies

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about Sports Direct. I know there's a

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story there. Mike Ashley

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in Newcastle United.

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Do you know all the money he made?

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Maybe Lionsgate pictures of

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first option on that.

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We can't be too sure.

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Next door to Sports Direct

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SD. It's Brand Max.

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Brand Max. Don't know

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what that is. Don't know what it is.

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But look. You can go there

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for a look yourself and have a see.

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Mother care next. Mother and

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Baby store. Home store and

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more. That's the place that has the

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annoying adverts. When it's gone, it's gone.

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I tell you.

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When home store and more

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is gone, it'll be gone. And the

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adverts will be gone and we'll be happy.

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Hopefully it doesn't go.

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That wasn't a call for

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for the demise of home store and more.

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Now just the adverts.

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If you can change those lads.

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We're done with them now.

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Costa.

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They like to be different.

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They don't like to be seen as

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we're part of the main block.

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So they build their little

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little mobile

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caster box there

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in the middle of the car park.

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for reasons

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unknown to us.

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But from a distance

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we can kind of see that

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they're up their own arse.

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And they feel as though

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they need to be distanced from

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you know, the

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the common

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the common shops.

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Which is why it gives them

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license to sell their coffee

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at absolutely

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extortionately

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ridiculous prices.

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But I have to say

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it tastes great

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and

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and it would want to

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it would want to taste good

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for the absolute money

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you have to shell out in a cup.

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Tall.

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I ordered a tall cup

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the last day.

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I was paying an arm and a leg for it.

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Tall.

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It was small.

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The fucking cup was small.

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There's nothing tall about it.

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Halfords.

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Howdy caray.

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We've seen Halfords for the bike.

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You've got a bicycle there.

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You can take that in.

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Halfords will sort it out.

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They're great with the bikes.

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They're great with the bikes.

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And they know what they're doing

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with the bikes.

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If you want to get a bike

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get a bike.

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If you don't want to get a bike

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don't get a bike.

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If you've got a bike

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and you need it fixed

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take it to Halfords.

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They'll sort it out.

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Halfords a good fella.

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Halfords a good man.

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And then you want to buy a cat.

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You want to buy a budgie.

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You want to buy a dog.

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You want to buy a fucking cockatoo.

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You want to buy a gerbil.

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A rat.

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A worm.

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Get on down to pet mania.

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It's an absolute mania of pets.

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And they sell all the shite

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that you'll need for them as well.

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Food.

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Beds.

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bottles.

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Sprays.

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I don't know.

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What do you buy for your pet?

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I don't know.

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And then next to that

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you want to be in the army.

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You've got it.

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Don't bother joining the army

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because you might get killed.

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Instead head down

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to the army shop

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in Portlaoise

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and just fucking buy

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all the army stuff.

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Pretend you're in the army.

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00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,640
Tell people you're in the army.

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They won't even care.

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I mean they won't even care to check.

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Stolen valor.

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Have you done that?

381
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Have you done a bit of stolen valor?

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00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,640
Get on it.

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Illegal in the states.

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I didn't hear it was illegal over here.

385
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,440
I don't think it's illegal over here.

386
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,420
You can get away with it.

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00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,340
Steal the fucking valor lads.

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There's valor out there

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waiting to be stolen.

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Once you've stolen the valor.

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We need a bit of

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00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,580
we need the music for this.

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Once you've stolen that valor

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you need to go and work

395
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,640
you've stolen the valor

396
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,640
and you've told

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and you've your cup of coffee

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00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,920
you've the caffeine boosted.

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You've told people

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you were in the army

401
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,760
and you were in

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fecking NATO for 18 years.

403
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It's time to go and look the part.

404
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For only 21 euro a month

405
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you can get yourself down

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into Ben Dunn.

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00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,120
Ben Dunn.

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Where he has a gym

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00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:13,460
and you can work out those muscles

410
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and make hay while the sun shines.

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Because you're in the army now.

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Or at least you've told people

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you need to be able to look the part.

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both tires and autos.

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Once you've worked out

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at Ben Dunn's gym

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00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,940
and you're absolutely pumped

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you're like Schwarzenegger

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in fecking commando.

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Or all the other films

421
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he was in actually

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00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,080
considering.

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He still had the muscles.

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Port Lish

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retail park.

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I don't know what

427
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:53,840
the wholesale shop

428
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,320
I'm not sure.

429
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:55,300
I tell you I was watching

430
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,740
a great Schwarzenegger film

431
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,340
the other day.

432
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A kindergarten cop

433
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where he becomes

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he's a secret policeman

435
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,280
and he becomes a

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00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,400
teacher in a school.

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00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:05,860
And it's hilarious.

438
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,720
Can you imagine him

439
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,300
being a teacher?

440
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:09,960
Well

441
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,740
you don't have to imagine.

442
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,060
It's there for two hours.

443
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:13,820
It's a great film.

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00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:14,860
And then

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00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:16,040
don't worry

446
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,540
at the end

447
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:18,700
there's some baddies in it.

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00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,640
And he absolutely

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kicks the shit out of them.

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00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,920
And he's a great teacher as well.

451
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,400
He's a great teacher.

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00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,560
He gets on really well

453
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,100
with the kids.

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Mr. Price

455
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,480
now

456
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,880
we were there before

457
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,620
we were looking at

458
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:33,440
some of the gaffs

459
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,000
we were looking at

460
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,720
some of the bargains

461
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,240
you can get.

462
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:37,840
Dara Ruddy

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how are you?

464
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Thank you very much

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00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,200
for the tip Dara Ruddy

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I hope you're getting on well.

467
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:44,120
Meowl China

468
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,620
and there's the

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00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,640
entrance there

470
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,740
or entrance

471
00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:49,940
if you want to be

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00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,300
90's dance music

473
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:51,900
about it.

474
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:53,760
Adrian Dobbin

475
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,680
thanks very much.

476
00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:55,960
I hope you're getting on well.

477
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,900
Extortionate coffee money

478
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,200
is a message

479
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,060
that came in there

480
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:00,640
from Dara Ruddy.

481
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:01,260
It's great to see

482
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some concurrence

483
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:03,600
on that statement

484
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,540
from myself

485
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:05,940
regarding the high

486
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,560
prices

487
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,220
for the coffee beans.

488
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,520
And what a lovely

489
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,260
lovely

490
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pile of fences

491
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there they have

492
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,540
in Port Leash.

493
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,040
And look

494
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,260
you thought

495
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,380
it was just

496
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,380
the one pile of fences

497
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,500
they tried to get away

498
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,120
with hiding it

499
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,440
behind that electrical box.

500
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:23,640
Look at this

501
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,600
we go a bit further down

502
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,300
another pile of fences

503
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,320
hidden behind a tree

504
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,340
and then a cone

505
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:30,780
as well

506
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,180
thrown in for good measure

507
00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:32,740
it's a lovely

508
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,240
lovely

509
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:33,640
lovely

510
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:33,900
lovely

511
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:34,660
Port Leash

512
00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,760
vibe

513
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,700
you wouldn't get that

514
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:37,360
anywhere else.

515
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,660
Down to the end here

516
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,360
it's tires

517
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:42,840
tires

518
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,220
tires

519
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:43,420
tires

520
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:45,880
you want to rubber up

521
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,060
get on down to

522
00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:47,400
Bose

523
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,640
they've got all the rubber

524
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,960
you need for your wheels.

525
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:53,040
Michelin man

526
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,360
and another

527
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,380
a tire man

528
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:56,920
down there

529
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,420
they've also got

530
00:35:58,420 --> 00:35:59,220
the Euro wash

531
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,980
hand wash your car

532
00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:04,760
and you can sit

533
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,300
in the car

534
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,920
while they do it

535
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,440
as you can see

536
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,160
somebody's sitting

537
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,860
in the car there

538
00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:09,780
where it's getting washed

539
00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:11,460
it's a quality scenario

540
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,560
lovely mini bus

541
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,200
down the back there

542
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,140
used to drive one of those

543
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:14,400
mini

544
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,840
many months ago

545
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,680
and then

546
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,440
Skoda

547
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,780
Skoda's are good cars

548
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,460
there's a lot of them

549
00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:22,960
on the road

550
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,040
there's a lot of people

551
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,660
in garages

552
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,960
mechanics

553
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,640
know how to fix them

554
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,440
and have

555
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,220
the skinny

556
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:30,980
and we have to get

557
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:31,720
the cheap parts

558
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,940
so that's why

559
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:33,720
Skoda's

560
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,840
used to be the

561
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,320
most popular

562
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,440
cars on the road

563
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,340
but now

564
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:41,440
they look good

565
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,720
what is the latest

566
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,760
the Octavia

567
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,000
there's an Octavia

568
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,760
I seen there

569
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,560
going through town

570
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,140
the last day

571
00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,760
it looks fantastic

572
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,120
there's another one

573
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,420
now

574
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,460
even the little yolks

575
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:54,320
the tiny little

576
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,280
hair dryer yolks

577
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,560
what are the Fabia

578
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,620
they look class

579
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,720
Fabia Monte Carlo

580
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,860
they look class

581
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:07,180
and it's a lovely

582
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,320
retail roundabout

583
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,360
it's a retail park

584
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:09,900
roundabout

585
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,780
and you can tell that

586
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:11,440
from the sign

587
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,280
and

588
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,580
here we have

589
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,240
a lovely

590
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,760
it must be like

591
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,540
a holiday camp

592
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:18,000
or something

593
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,060
on the side of the road

594
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:20,560
it must be in development

595
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,400
if we don't know

596
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,240
one of those

597
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:25,520
you know

598
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:25,940
where you have

599
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,240
a caravan park

600
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:27,720
or something

601
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,480
we went to one

602
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,440
before out in

603
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,160
Fetgen

604
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,120
out near Turla

605
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,000
but it was bigger

606
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,460
than that

607
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:36,720
it was more developed

608
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,520
and it had like

609
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,860
a reception area

610
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,260
but that

611
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:40,940
they haven't

612
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:41,720
the reception area

613
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,220
built there

614
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,340
which is strange

615
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,300
because you would imagine

616
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,180
they would have built that

617
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,460
before they had the caravan

618
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:48,660
invited the people

619
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:50,540
to come and park

620
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,280
nevertheless

621
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,540
we move on

622
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,400
into a second

623
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,060
hidden

624
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,360
hidden retail park

625
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:56,600
here

626
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,160
we didn't think

627
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:58,880
it was going to be

628
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,900
possible but it is

629
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,800
there's life sciences

630
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,340
everybody

631
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,080
life sciences

632
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:02,960
ALS

633
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,400
and

634
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,140
bunting roof man

635
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:08,120
thank you very much

636
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,300
bunting roof man

637
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,180
sorry there now

638
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:11,940
a little bit

639
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:12,820
we can't be saying

640
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:13,480
some of this stuff

641
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:13,920
in the chat

642
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,820
there was a bit of

643
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:18,080
there was a few slurs

644
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,980
going around in the chat

645
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,140
there

646
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:19,740
that's not right

647
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,960
that's not right

648
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,540
that had to go

649
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:28,500
it's a bit early for

650
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,440
I mean

651
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,920
it's not right

652
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,560
any time of day

653
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,740
ALS

654
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:37,780
and then we have

655
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,720
a feckin

656
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,980
ace shop

657
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,040
ace of base

658
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,640
thank you very much

659
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,580
bunting roof tower

660
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,380
Adrian

661
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,060
Schlugwaff

662
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:47,680
Green Sky

663
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,800
thank you very much

664
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,440
some great news

665
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,000
for the future

666
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:50,860
of Schluglingus

667
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,580
Airbus announced

668
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,360
a new fleet of

669
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,340
zero mission airplanes

670
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,340
that's fantastic

671
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,800
can't wait to see that

672
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,380
can't wait to see that

673
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,340
won't be using them

674
00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:00,560
won't be using them

675
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,360
because I don't trust

676
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:01,860
green

677
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:02,880
or electricity

678
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,180
it's petrol

679
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:07,160
all the way

680
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,000
and check this

681
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,060
what a beautiful

682
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,080
beautiful

683
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,580
NCT

684
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:14,440
test center

685
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,920
fantastic

686
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,020
let's get a little look there

687
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:21,740
oh fuck

688
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:22,540
there's no map up

689
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:35,720
could you see that

690
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,260
could you see

691
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:37,400
oh you can see it now

692
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,920
did you see the roundabout

693
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,120
did you get to see the roundabout back there

694
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,680
when did I lose you

695
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,360
I can't remember

696
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,540
did you see the tire

697
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:48,740
did you see the tire place

698
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:53,960
you did it

699
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,120
and last

700
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:57,740
and last

701
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:59,020
thank you very much

702
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,160
deep dish dreams

703
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,280
paddy fits

704
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,180
and cruisers

705
00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:05,960
pop in fastford town

706
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:11,660
now

707
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,220
I see something.

708
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:25,660
Oh, laddie.

709
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,700
Oh, ay, oh.

710
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,940
Oh, yeah.

711
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,180
And we've got another song here.

712
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,680
Turn that volari off.

713
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:46,780
It's not necessary.

714
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:52,980
Yeah.

715
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,940
And we've got a lovely, lovely...

716
00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:05,020
I'm going to teach you about where to get your car done.

717
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,220
Just sit yourself down, take a seat tonight.

718
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:11,000
We're going to see the NCT set and it'll make you feel alright.

719
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Repeat.

720
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
8 NCT.

721
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,700
Easy as 1, 2, 3.

722
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,300
Simple as do, re, me.

723
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,840
ABC, NCT, baby, you know me.

724
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,460
Get your car.

725
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:25,460
Service before you go there.

726
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:28,680
Charging you 50 quid.

727
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,160
It's a fucking rip-off.

728
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,600
I don't know what to say.

729
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,900
It's the end of that.

730
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,480
I should have rehearsed that.

731
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,160
It was a real...

732
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,260
It was an impromptu bit of an NCT blast.

733
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:43,100
But I wanted to get the dig in there about it being a fucking rip-off.

734
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:54,240
Sorry about the shwears as well, but it's frustrating now when you go there and they find out they're telling you, "Oh, you're fucking... you're feeling this one and your bulb isn't bright enough here."

735
00:41:54,240 --> 00:42:00,020
And it's only right that you're not causing a problem on the roads.

736
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,560
And death on the roads.

737
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,240
You can't be driving a car that isn't fit for purpose.

738
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:13,240
And are they meant to be working or are they... dashing?

739
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,240
At the home savers.

740
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,240
In a very face.

741
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,240
Jordan Pomeroy.

742
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,240
Thank you very much.

743
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,240
The old Pomeranian.

744
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,240
The old Pomeranian dag.

745
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,240
Is that a Nacarnia dag?

746
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
Thank you.

747
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
I was just saying.

748
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240
Pomeranian.

749
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,240
It's a popular enough dog now.

750
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:42,240
Look, if you were a dog, there'd be no better dog to be than a Pomeranian.

751
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,240
You wouldn't be in want of a feed.

752
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,240
Because those dogs, they go for a good price.

753
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,240
They go for a very good price.

754
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,240
A lot of them get nicked.

755
00:42:53,240 --> 00:43:00,240
So if you do own a Pomeranian, Jordan, or anybody out there has a POM,

756
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,240
make sure it's locked up on a night.

757
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,240
And I mean just...

758
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,240
Don't put it in a cage or fucking...

759
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,240
anything like that.

760
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,240
And...

761
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,240
Make sure people can't get to it.

762
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,240
Because...

763
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,240
There's rumors going around now of lads going around...

764
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,240
whistling.

765
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,240
And the dogs come after the whistle.

766
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,240
And then they just...

767
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,240
*whistling*

768
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,240
Into the back of the pen.

769
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,240
*whistling*

770
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,240
*whistling*

771
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,240
*whistling*

772
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,240
*whistling*

773
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,240
*whistling*

774
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,240
They drive off with the dog eating in the back.

775
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,240
It's bad stuff.

776
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,240
How could you sleep at night, you know?

777
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,240
Jordan, thank you very much.

778
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,240
I hope you're getting on well.

779
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:42,240
And also, Stolen Parley, thank you very much.

780
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,240
*whistling*

781
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,240
*whistling*

782
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,240
*whistling*

783
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,240
*whistling*

784
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,240
Maybe.

785
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,240
Maybe.

786
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,240
Yep.

787
00:43:49,240 --> 00:44:07,240
So we've come to an amazing part of the part beach down here known as the back entrance

788
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,240
to Mr. Price.

789
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,240
Check that out.

790
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,240
Those are going to get bailed.

791
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,240
Those are going to get taken away.

792
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:20,240
Here now we have a transform.

793
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,240
Finish green.

794
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,240
Yeah there.

795
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,240
Not sure you were actually seeing what I was seeing.

796
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,240
Look at this.

797
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,240
Lovely pallets.

798
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,240
You just don't get pallets like that anymore you know.

799
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:37,240
Lovely variety as well.

800
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:44,240
I tell you we don't appreciate the pallets in the Republic the way they appreciate it in the North.

801
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:48,240
They absolutely go mad for pallets up the North.

802
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,240
They dream.

803
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,240
They eat pallets.

804
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,240
They sleep pallets.

805
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240
They dream pallets.

806
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,240
They wake up.

807
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,240
They want to be pallets.

808
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:59,240
They want to be pallets and flags.

809
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,240
The same way I'm going on about peanuts and crisps.

810
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,240
Up North it's pallets and flags.

811
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:22,240
I had a cousin there and he grew up up there in Fick and he was from Fermanagh anyway but he spent a good bit of his youth in around down I think.

812
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,240
Even a few years in Belfast as well.

813
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,240
Hard times.

814
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,240
Hard times for him.

815
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:35,240
He used to sleep on a pallet and then wake up and breakfast first thing on the morning was pallet.

816
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:40,240
They'd sit on a pallet up at the table which was a pallet.

817
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:44,240
And they'd bring down a bit of pallet with some pallet on it.

818
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,240
A little bit like that there.

819
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,240
See there was a bit of pallet on a pallet.

820
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,240
And that would be the breakfast.

821
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,240
They'd dig into that.

822
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,240
And they'd leave the house which was made out of pallets.

823
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,240
And then go to school.

824
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,240
Which was a fucking giant pallet.

825
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:03,240
And they'd sit down on their desks and tables which was made of pallets.

826
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:08,240
And the teacher would look at the board and they'd look at the board and everyone.

827
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,240
Which was a big pallet.

828
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,240
You couldn't even write on it.

829
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,240
And if you did you could only write on strips.

830
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:18,240
And the teacher he died.

831
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,240
He was a pallet.

832
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,240
And they buried him in a coffin made of pallets.

833
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,240
It was mad times.

834
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,240
Mad times.

835
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,240
Then flags came in then.

836
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:31,240
And everything was all flags then you know.

837
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,240
And yeah.

838
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:39,240
Some of this stuff is absolutely incredible as well.

839
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,240
Big bales of boxes.

840
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:45,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

841
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

842
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

843
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

844
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

845
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

846
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

847
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

848
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

849
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

850
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

851
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

852
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

853
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

854
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,240
You can't beat a good bale of boxes.

855
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

856
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

857
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

858
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

859
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

860
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

861
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

862
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

863
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

864
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

865
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

866
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

867
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

868
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

869
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

870
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

871
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

872
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,240
You can't beat a bale of boxes.

873
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,240
What's the property?

874
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,240
Back entrance too.

875
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,240
Not just the front.

876
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,240
Retailer of household products.

877
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,240
Tell you I'll give a feckin' home store more room for their money.

878
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:28,240
Even though home store will be a different kind of buzz now.

879
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,240
Check this out here.

880
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,240
Incredible stuff altogether.

881
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,240
Decent tack.

882
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,240
Really decent tack you can get in there.

883
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,240
You can look at that for an idol.

884
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,240
Did you ever believe it?

885
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,240
Animal powers.

886
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,240
Multi-pack of animal powers.

887
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,240
Where would you fuckin' go wrong?

888
00:47:48,240 --> 00:48:17,320
Drumstick, Drumstick Wicked Witches, Jelly Tats, Taffy Crisp, Yorkies, Flakes, Snickers, Skittles, Rollhouse, Wine Gums, Squishes, Squashes, Squishes, Chupa Chups, Ficken,

889
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:47,140
It's all there, it's all to play for if you want it, if you don't want it, fucking leave, get out, get out, get out of the shop, if you don't want it, it's all there, coffee toffee, Maxwell House, Air Fresh, Lollipop, Sugar, Oil, Beans at the end, get yourself a fuckin' bin,

890
00:48:47,140 --> 00:49:13,080
ketchup, Heinz Miniature Ketchup at the end, whatever you want, do what you want with it, just buy it and get out, wow, another absolutely incredible aisle, look at how buffed that floor is, you could fuckin' eat your dinner off that buffed up floor, that's one seriously buffed up floor,

891
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:38,520
Yippee-ki-yay mother buffer, look at that, sellotape by the pound and by the shot, sellotape rolls, party whistles, party poppers, bunting, sparkle, glitter, pins, luminous, stickers,

892
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:53,700
nail polish remover, nail polish remover, pencils, it's all there, it's all there when you want it, why don't you want it, huh, why don't you want it, bins, more bins at the back,

893
00:49:53,700 --> 00:50:07,460
like a paradise, built on sand, there's 3D stickers now, DAS, parcel,

894
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:25,460
fuckin' look at those aisles, so well kept and presented, ah, death on bleach, I'm almost getting emotional now, just looking at it,

895
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:53,160
and, ah, we can skip on from that, back to that again, it's a lovely mother buffer, check that out, biscuits and crisps, biscuits and drinks, what's that, fuckin' bellcon, bell, bell clean, 1, 29, for the bellcon,

896
00:50:53,160 --> 00:51:08,860
that's on your cholesterol, Benacol, get rid of the cholesterol, get it down to level 5, cholesterol biscuits, sugar free schnapps, peanuts and crisps, fun time, fun time chew-its,

897
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:19,740
squidgy bicks, squidgy bicks, did you have, did you never have, did you never have squidgy bicks, get on it, your lass,

898
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:33,740
captain sack, thank you very much, wow, look at that, more unbelievably buffed aisles, photocopy paper, A4 slices of paper,

899
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:50,080
and then look, win a prize, Mr. Price, Mr. Prize, more like, if you're winning a prize, check out that shelf, undeveloped, undeveloped shelf, what could go there next, we don't know, but it's all to play for,

900
00:51:52,900 --> 00:52:06,720
wow, get one of those for your mother, or your granny, it's a classic shopping bag on wheels, guys, shopping bag on wheels,

901
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:19,140
did you ever dare to dream it, it's got lovely polka dots on it, next to that, some stuff for kids, kids' bags,

902
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,940
neck cushions for the traveling,

903
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,780
and plastic goblets down the back,

904
00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:27,940
plastic goblets,

905
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:29,740
and lovely cups,

906
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,740
for all occasions,

907
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:34,440
bicycle pumps, next to them,

908
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,080
pliers,

909
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:39,800
shakodemus,

910
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,200
more water bottles,

911
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,480
single airbed,

912
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,180
for only $7.99,

913
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,960
single airbed,

914
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,900
for only $7.99,

915
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:54,200
colored pencils,

916
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,420
Pringles by the pipe,

917
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,700
how else,

918
00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:00,520
however else could you get them, like,

919
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,480
won't you pop, you can't stop,

920
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:04,140
why,

921
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,980
because of MSG,

922
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:11,100
it's, it's an unbelievable concept, and it tastes so good,

923
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,740
it's like,

924
00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,380
tastebud crack,

925
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,020
two euro for a multi-pack of king, that's a fantastic vibe,

926
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,840
get onto that vibe,

927
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,060
if you can, paintbrushes, if you want to get artistic about it,

928
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:29,540
look at that, real close up, it's a real sneaky,

929
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,500
cheeky,

930
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,700
Cheeky Valvik, remember that lead,

931
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,340
let's get a look at that lead again,

932
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:35,820
what an absolute,

933
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,000
mother buffer,

934
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,640
peanuts and diabetic sticks,

935
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,620
thank you very much,

936
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:42,880
and also,

937
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,000
T22BC,

938
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,060
let's see if we can find this advert now,

939
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:58,780
T22BC,

940
00:53:58,940 --> 00:53:59,600
thank you very much,

941
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,980
we've got the Cheeky Valvik guys,

942
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:01,780
Cheeky Valvik,

943
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:03,640
and this guy,

944
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,520
this guy,

945
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,060
known as,

946
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,200
Jimmy,

947
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,200
God knows if he is called Jimmy,

948
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,220
it's probably a lie,

949
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:14,140
as is all of this advertiser,

950
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,160
20,000 views,

951
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,740
this is the big,

952
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:22,660
for a company like Valvik now,

953
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,760
they've made a lot of money,

954
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,960
selling feckin' water,

955
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:25,940
you know,

956
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:27,520
you can get that free out of the tap,

957
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:29,960
you'd think they'd put a,

958
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,960
pump a bit of money into making a real,

959
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,460
a proper advert,

960
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,060
and here we go,

961
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,060
so welcome to my Valvik challenge,

962
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,700
I've got to drink a liter and a half a day,

963
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,700
for 14 days,

964
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,300
I don't know if you can hear that,

965
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,240
can you hear that everyone,

966
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,540
turn that up a bit,

967
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,160
mind your ears,

968
00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:54,160
sorry about that,

969
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,060
turn that,

970
00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:58,520
sound of that feckin' plane off,

971
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,540
Valvik challenge,

972
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,300
Jimmy,

973
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,760
so welcome to my Valvik challenge,

974
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,460
I've got to drink a liter and a half a day,

975
00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:08,440
for 14 days,

976
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,600
now that's a lot of water,

977
00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:11,140
but if it makes me feel better,

978
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:12,080
then I'll give it a bash,

979
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:13,800
righto,

980
00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:14,880
so I've got five minutes off work,

981
00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:15,740
and yeah,

982
00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:16,900
I'm gonna have a little cheeky Valvik,

983
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,780
so I've just polished off the Valvik challenge,

984
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:20,480
I didn't expect it,

985
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,140
but I feel great,

986
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:21,800
I feel alert,

987
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:22,680
I feel active,

988
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,060
so watch out boys,

989
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,040
because Val,

990
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,760
watch out boys,

991
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:38,440
he's a bit like Mick Jagger there,

992
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:38,760
is he,

993
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,960
he's a bit like feckin' Mick Jagger,

994
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:43,320
in Stella Street or something,

995
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:47,600
hey Keith,

996
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,520
watch out boys,

997
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,680
and why is he playing baseball,

998
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,100
if he's from London,

999
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:56,500
is he,

1000
00:55:59,260 --> 00:55:59,940
oh Keith,

1001
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,700
where's the baseball Keith,

1002
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:03,860
watch out boys,

1003
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:07,080
here we go,

1004
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,460
he's a cheeky boy,

1005
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,580
so I've just polished off the Valvik challenge,

1006
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:13,280
I didn't expect it,

1007
00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:13,940
but I feel great,

1008
00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:14,580
I feel alert,

1009
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,500
I feel active,

1010
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,860
so watch out boys,

1011
00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:18,060
because Valvik,

1012
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,220
it's a little bit of a,

1013
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:20,780
it's a funny,

1014
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,520
you wouldn't want to be counting on him,

1015
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,240
getting to fucking first base,

1016
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:25,300
second base on the,

1017
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,340
do you know when they're,

1018
00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:27,660
they're doing the running,

1019
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,020
in the baseball,

1020
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:32,680
because look at the way he's running,

1021
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,920
I don't think you should run like this,

1022
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:36,880
watch out boys,

1023
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:37,460
because,

1024
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:38,480
watch out boys,

1025
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:39,160
because,

1026
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:40,260
watch out boys,

1027
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:40,820
because,

1028
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:41,840
watch out boys,

1029
00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:42,340
because,

1030
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,080
and thank you very much,

1031
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,660
peanuts and grapes,

1032
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,620
peanuts and grapes,

1033
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:48,980
mammaduck there,

1034
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:50,040
for the peanuts and grapes,

1035
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,420
and T22BC,

1036
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,380
and peanuts,

1037
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,780
and schticks,

1038
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:56,980
and mammaduck,

1039
00:56:57,660 --> 00:56:58,580
and thank you very much,

1040
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,260
to everybody there,

1041
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:00,820
who's there,

1042
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:02,580
peanuts and grapes,

1043
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:03,740
peanuts and grapes,

1044
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,180
for,

1045
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,280
what's Mr. Price put in there,

1046
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:08,160
thank you very much,

1047
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,980
because,

1048
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:09,940
as Volvic filters,

1049
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:10,880
through six layers,

1050
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:11,880
of volcanic rock,

1051
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:12,920
it delivers deep,

1052
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,980
volcanic hydration,

1053
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:14,640
boat,

1054
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,860
look at that,

1055
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:16,460
lovely,

1056
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:19,080
let's have a look at the,

1057
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:24,440
the graphic design here,

1058
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,700
just goes to show you,

1059
00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:26,820
that just like the mountain,

1060
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:28,620
the nature,

1061
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,240
the natural volcanic filtration,

1062
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:32,960
of the volcano,

1063
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,540
and that's an accurate,

1064
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:35,540
and that's an accurate,

1065
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:36,160
representation,

1066
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,400
of what's going on there,

1067
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,960
those layers of bedrock,

1068
00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:40,940
and that water,

1069
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,640
going through it,

1070
00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:43,200
just like the water,

1071
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:44,040
going into you,

1072
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:48,980
look at that,

1073
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,720
so natural,

1074
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,060
it's so cheeky,

1075
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,060
hey look at this,

1076
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:02,220
bit of a strange one here,

1077
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,460
water is coming out,

1078
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,400
the bottle into the body,

1079
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:05,280
but look at the water,

1080
00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:05,800
in the bottle,

1081
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,120
the level of water,

1082
00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:08,460
in the bottle doesn't change,

1083
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:09,900
stays the same,

1084
00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:10,780
it's not going down,

1085
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:12,860
so they didn't even bother,

1086
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,780
to animate that,

1087
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,640
and there he is look,

1088
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,160
watch out boys,

1089
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,600
watch out boys,

1090
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,000
watch out boys,

1091
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,540
watch out boys,

1092
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:26,540
watch out boys,

1093
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:28,540
watch out boys,

1094
00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:29,700
are you up to the challenge,

1095
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,280
just one more,

1096
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,060
we just need to see,

1097
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,880
watch out boys,

1098
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,440
once more,

1099
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,880
so I just polished off,

1100
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,560
the vulvic challenge,

1101
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:38,280
I didn't expect it,

1102
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:38,920
but I feel great,

1103
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:39,580
I feel alert,

1104
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,480
I feel active,

1105
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,860
so watch out boys,

1106
00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:42,440
because,

1107
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:44,700
right,

1108
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,520
and where do we have this now,

1109
00:58:46,620 --> 00:58:47,180
Gav Lions,

1110
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,080
thank you very much,

1111
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:48,740
Gav Lions,

1112
00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,820
peanuts and grapes,

1113
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,900
and cheeky vulvic,

1114
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:55,420
should have a little look,

1115
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:55,620
yo,

1116
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:58,300
I love how he looks,

1117
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,300
at his baseball glove,

1118
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,740
to confirm he feels active,

1119
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:02,600
what makes the water,

1120
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,400
so cheeky,

1121
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,900
peanuts and grapes,

1122
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,700
Gav Lions,

1123
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,660
thank you very much,

1124
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:08,260
you're,

1125
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:09,140
you've got the heart,

1126
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:09,640
of a lion,

1127
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,360
Gav,

1128
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,900
very kind of,

1129
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,580
what makes the water,

1130
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:15,360
so cheeky,

1131
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:21,920
cheeky vulvic,

1132
00:59:21,980 --> 00:59:22,660
thank you very much,

1133
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:23,920
five minutes off work,

1134
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,740
thought I'd give it a cheeky bash,

1135
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,320
watch out boys,

1136
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:31,280
thought I'd give it a cheeky bash,

1137
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:32,340
what,

1138
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,200
oh you can't see that,

1139
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:35,080
it's behind my head though,

1140
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,020
look here,

1141
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:42,740
watch out boys,

1142
00:59:42,740 --> 00:59:49,780
five minutes off work,

1143
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,300
thought I'd give it a cheeky bash,

1144
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,540
watch out boys,

1145
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:52,540
how,

1146
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:53,080
how,

1147
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,200
how,

1148
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,220
how,

1149
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,080
the blue hell,

1150
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,600
is having a volvic cheeky,

1151
01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:06,980
I love the ad so much,

1152
01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:07,840
Jimmy is the guy,

1153
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,780
he's so relatable,

1154
01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:10,880
if I hadn't seen the ad,

1155
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:12,820
let me say that,

1156
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,400
Jimmy is so relatable,

1157
01:00:14,580 --> 01:00:15,320
if I hadn't seen the ad,

1158
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:16,280
I wouldn't have believed,

1159
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,060
that it was possible,

1160
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,240
for me to fit the challenge,

1161
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,800
into my hectic schedule,

1162
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,400
nothing could be further,

1163
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:22,320
from the truth,

1164
01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:23,540
thanks Jimmy,

1165
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,780
when I saw this,

1166
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:26,480
I got a bottle,

1167
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:27,160
the next day,

1168
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,680
everybody so distracted,

1169
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,180
by the cheeky volvic comment,

1170
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:31,820
that he gets away,

1171
01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:32,960
with shouting at his friends,

1172
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,000
who aren't actually there,

1173
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,180
give it a bash,

1174
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:45,380
someone really taking it,

1175
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:46,400
taking the advert,

1176
01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:47,500
too seriously there,

1177
01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:47,880
Lewis,

1178
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,720
Lewis Barrett,

1179
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,700
I wouldn't say,

1180
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:52,080
that it's that hard,

1181
01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:54,200
you would just have to show,

1182
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,420
a lot of commitment to it,

1183
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:55,880
so,

1184
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,200
Lewis Barrett,

1185
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,680
really got taken in,

1186
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,200
by the,

1187
01:00:59,260 --> 01:01:01,040
the whole challenge,

1188
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:01,800
aspect of it,

1189
01:01:01,860 --> 01:01:02,720
whereas we're all just,

1190
01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:04,100
we're looking at a,

1191
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,240
surface level of,

1192
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,180
what,

1193
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:06,820
why the hell,

1194
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,660
did they make this,

1195
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,200
and how they've made it,

1196
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:09,700
so bad,

1197
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,980
Lewis was sucker punched,

1198
01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:12,540
into it,

1199
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,240
to the point where,

1200
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,680
he might even actually,

1201
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:16,260
try,

1202
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,540
to drink volvic,

1203
01:01:17,580 --> 01:01:18,320
for 14 days,

1204
01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:18,920
who,

1205
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:19,780
would,

1206
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,020
be arsed,

1207
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:21,600
and also,

1208
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,580
you'd feel like a gobshite,

1209
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,940
handing over the money,

1210
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:26,300
when you could just,

1211
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,280
get it out of a tap,

1212
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:35,380
right,

1213
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:35,660
yeah,

1214
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,380
we've done that anyway,

1215
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:36,980
but I mean,

1216
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:37,820
that's making me actually,

1217
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:38,920
I've got some water,

1218
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:39,860
in the bottle over there,

1219
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:40,580
it's not volvic,

1220
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,020
you can get,

1221
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:42,860
five liters,

1222
01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:44,020
of feckin,

1223
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,080
crystal springs,

1224
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:45,740
or feckin,

1225
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,600
duncarig,

1226
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:48,200
or feckin,

1227
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:48,540
whatever,

1228
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:50,260
for one euro,

1229
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:50,660
twenty,

1230
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:52,220
and then,

1231
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,120
you pay one euro,

1232
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:53,500
twenty,

1233
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,120
for nearly,

1234
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:55,880
five hundred mil,

1235
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:56,380
or a liter,

1236
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:56,960
of volvic,

1237
01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:57,940
it's,

1238
01:01:57,940 --> 01:01:59,100
scandalous stuff,

1239
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:00,260
scandalous,

1240
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,440
just in case anybody,

1241
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,640
thinks I'm advertising,

1242
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:03,280
volvic here,

1243
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:03,920
I'm,

1244
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:04,620
I haven't,

1245
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:05,620
it's,

1246
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:06,900
scandalous,

1247
01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:09,960
Watch out, boys.

1248
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,580
Now, we're still in the retail park here.

1249
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,220
I just want to go and get myself a cheeky Dunkeric.

1250
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,540
I'll be back in a moment.

1251
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:19,880
Watch out, boys.

1252
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:49,860
Watch out, boys.

1253
01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:51,940
See, it's classic spring.

1254
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,280
Classic spring.

1255
01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:55,060
Watch out, boys.

1256
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,940
I'm going to feel great after this.

1257
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:27,920
I'm going to feel great after this.

1258
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,680
Oh.

1259
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,600
Just after having a cheeky classic there and I feel great.

1260
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,160
What's up, boys?

1261
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,140
Watch out, boys.

1262
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:41,180
Watch out, boys.

1263
01:03:55,180 --> 01:04:05,240
yeah pure consumption it's coming from our language it's coming from the banana

1264
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:10,120
tree it's coming from the coffee bean it's coming from the spring the classic

1265
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:20,940
spring it's coming from the cow watch out boys

1266
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:38,880
freaking hell if you're gonna do it you gotta do it right there's no point in leaving the the cockpit

1267
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:46,520
and it is a cockpit look around look at this there's no point in leaving the cockpit to go down

1268
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:53,540
to where to costa i'm not going down to costa i'll get my own fecking pot of coffee thank you very much

1269
01:04:53,540 --> 01:05:00,980
costa enough getting the fucking machine and i tell you something the machine the cash to the

1270
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,220
machine you would have probably got

1271
01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:12,200
for the price of seven or eight costa coffees you can get a decent machine

1272
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:20,340
you know what i like i mean you do the mathematics on that one i mean do you even have to do them it's

1273
01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:35,360
plain as day it's clear as day the savings you're gonna be making watch out boys we were still in mr price we didn't get out of mr price let's have a quick look at these just any more deals before we go

1274
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,460
any more deals

1275
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:41,700
any more deals

1276
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:43,500
i mean look at that

1277
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:48,960
selection of toys is unparalleled

1278
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:54,180
lights for the car h6s h7s

1279
01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:56,200
glass

1280
01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:00,680
phillip glass

1281
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:01,520
bags

1282
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,480
gift bags

1283
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,680
watch out boys

1284
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,320
peanuts and crisps

1285
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:13,280
jack thank you very much for the peanuts and crisps

1286
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:17,280
kushel

1287
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,960
unbelievable stuff

1288
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,760
and that's that's the end of our mr price tour

1289
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,360
peanuts and crisps

1290
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:39,560
sony chef a station thank you very much look at costa here has anybody taken any interior photographs of costa what they have look it is edgy the shop looks great looks great

1291
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:59,160
better latter than ever on the schlaces the schlaces are nice but there are a few quick there are three quick minimum 350 minimum you probably get the same in the supermarket for 150 half the price

1292
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:06,160
price

1293
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:14,160
you know they can't complain that i'm i'm ruining the business because i actually say that the quality of the product is great

1294
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:21,160
why does it have to knock it down 50 cent take 50 cent off of everything

1295
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:32,160
you know take 50 cent off of everything water the overheads compared to feckin o'briens or feckin mcdonald's even

1296
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:38,160
water your overheads lads

1297
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:45,160
there must be some serious fat cats at the top of that casta pyramid

1298
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,160
someone there

1299
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,160
some coffee's there for someone

1300
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:56,160
another person there more coffees more coffees drank

1301
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:02,160
coffee all day coffee all night coffee coffee coffee coffee feeling alright

1302
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:07,160
thank you very much sony chef a station watch out boys

1303
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,160
and jack

1304
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:14,160
zero four thank you very much jack

1305
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,160
now

1306
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,160
get out of here we've spent too long

1307
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,160
be nothing else of grace

1308
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:26,160
army surplus warehouse though i wouldn't mind having a little look inside there

1309
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:34,160
cheeky valvec thank you very much

1310
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:37,160
block at this some of the stuff you can get here

1311
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,160
another thing of the things

1312
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,160
thank you very much there cheeky valvec

1313
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,160
he said thank you already

1314
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,160
no way army army

1315
01:08:47,160 --> 01:09:00,160
army army army

1316
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,160
now

1317
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,160
get rid of that

1318
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,160
put that in there

1319
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,160
put that in there

1320
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,160
put it in there

1321
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,160
and there's some lovely pants there

1322
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,160
army pants

1323
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,160
army pants

1324
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:16,160
which are available to buy in this army surplus store boots

1325
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,160
you've got the high vis evasions

1326
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,160
you've got it all

1327
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,160
anything you want when you want it

1328
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,160
when you need it

1329
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:30,160
builder's choice

1330
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,160
army surplus stuff

1331
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,160
come on army

1332
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,160
army

1333
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,160
a vacation in a foreign land

1334
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:49,160
uncle sam does the best he can you're in the army now

1335
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:53,160
leather belts you're in the army now

1336
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:56,160
now

1337
01:09:56,160 --> 01:10:00,160
lovely tent for the garden event

1338
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,160
go inside it

1339
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,160
you'll be hell bent

1340
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,160
on driving mats

1341
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:13,160
Oh, they've got some driving mats.

1342
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:19,420
Grooming studio for the little dog.

1343
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,560
Don't know why that's going on.

1344
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:25,360
Inside the shop, you're in the army surplus.

1345
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:32,360
Warehouse, you're in the army surplus warehouse.

1346
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:38,360
Half round file, coarse bastard cut.

1347
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,360
Half round file, coarse bastard cut.

1348
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,360
You're in the army shop.

1349
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:51,360
Oh, you're in the army shop.

1350
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:56,360
12 inch half round file, coarse bastard cut.

1351
01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:03,360
12 inch for coarse bastard cut.

1352
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:08,360
Half round files for only 4 quid.

1353
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:17,360
If you want to file some stuff, then you've got to buy coarse bastard cut.

1354
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:22,360
Oh, coarse bastard.

1355
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,360
Coarse.

1356
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:27,360
Army surplus.

1357
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,360
Warehouse.

1358
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,360
Lovely stuff.

1359
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,360
Grooming that louse.

1360
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1361
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,360
On the pup.

1362
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,360
You've got to shave your pup.

1363
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,360
Oh.

1364
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,360
Leather belts.

1365
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,360
Oh.

1366
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,360
You've got some leather belts.

1367
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,360
Yeah, back turn.

1368
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:52,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1369
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1370
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1371
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1372
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1373
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1374
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:58,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1375
01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:59,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1376
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1377
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1378
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1379
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1380
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1381
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1382
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1383
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1384
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1385
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1386
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1387
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1388
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1389
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1390
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1391
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:15,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1392
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1393
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1394
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1395
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1396
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1397
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1398
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:22,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1399
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:23,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1400
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:24,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1401
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:25,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1402
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1403
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1404
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1405
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1406
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:30,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1407
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1408
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1409
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:33,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1410
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1411
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:35,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1412
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1413
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:37,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1414
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1415
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1416
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:40,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1417
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1418
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1419
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1420
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1421
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1422
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1423
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1424
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1425
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1426
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1427
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1428
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1429
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:53,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1430
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1431
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1432
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1433
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1434
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:58,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1435
01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1436
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1437
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:01,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1438
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:02,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1439
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1440
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1441
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1442
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1443
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1444
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1445
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1446
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:10,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1447
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1448
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1449
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,360
You've got to shave off the louse.

1450
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,360
And goes around talking shite.

1451
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:20,360
Joseph Roberts, man.

1452
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,360
You're in the army now, Joseph.

1453
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:28,360
And look at that absolute unbelievable facade of his shop there.

1454
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,360
It's fantastic.

1455
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,360
Oh, your nephew's gone mad too.

1456
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,360
Well, that's the Joseph.

1457
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360
You should have said that in the first place.

1458
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,360
You should have said your nephew's gone mad.

1459
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,360
Because now I've got to tell you something, Joseph.

1460
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,360
You look mad.

1461
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,360
You look mad, Joseph, in the chair.

1462
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:57,360
Somebody's going to have to call the feckin' men in white coats to take you away, Joseph.

1463
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,360
You're in the army now, Joseph.

1464
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:14,020
of rabbits are in the army now.

1465
01:14:38,080 --> 01:15:04,680
I was highlighting back that file that wasn't an attack on Joseph. At the army song I wanted to say Joseph Roberts was now in the army. But that wasn't an attack on Joseph. It was interesting now to see a file named after that. Why would you call a file an old bashed?

1466
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:18,800
Behind this story you have a park. A people's park. We've seen one of these in Port Arlington Town. And it was absolutely lovely. It really was lovely.

1467
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:37,140
Cheeky Volvic. Again thank you very much for the tip. It hasn't come up because you spelt Volvic wrong. V-U-L and the rest of it. You can understand why it doesn't allow those kind of words up.

1468
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:54,800
Parts of the anatomy. Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. Get that map off the screen.

1469
01:15:55,800 --> 01:16:17,800
We're going to give it to Joseph Roberts now. And this is where the new caravan site is down here. Caravangio. Straight out. Straight out the town. Nice and fast.

1470
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,800
Slug a coffee. Cheeky Volvic. Watch out boys.

1471
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:42,800
Live weather guys. Live weather. Live weather. This is the weather you're seeing right over Port Lysh at the moment.

1472
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,800
Incredible live weather.

1473
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,800
I tell ya I'd love to get a good bit of spiel up here and do a bit of fucking daredevil.

1474
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:55,800
Bit of daredevil in above Port Arlington. Danger at high tide.

1475
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,800
School.

1476
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:04,800
Here's that lovely railway. Disused. Track.

1477
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Really nice.

1478
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,800
Really nice.

1479
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,800
There's a football pitch.

1480
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:37,800
And we're going back over here just for a flyby over the retail park.

1481
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:39,800
Costa Coffee on the left.

1482
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:45,800
Mr. Price on the right. Army Surplus just down here. Get your course bastard cut file.

1483
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,800
And then make your way.

1484
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,800
To the puppy groomer next door.

1485
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:50,800
He'll shave your pup.

1486
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,800
He'll shave your pup.

1487
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,800
He'll shave your pup or she will.

1488
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,800
Equal opportunities employer.

1489
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,800
Look at this here.

1490
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,800
Lovely road down here.

1491
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,800
And you know this is where we find the massive supermax down the way.

1492
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:12,800
Really nice stuff here.

1493
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,800
Port Arlington.

1494
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:14,800
Port Arlington.

1495
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,800
Port Arlington.

1496
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:16,800
I mean sorry Port Lish.

1497
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:17,800
Beg your part.

1498
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:18,800
Beg your Arlington.

1499
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:19,800
You hammered your Arlington.

1500
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,800
Look at this.

1501
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:21,800
Oh I'm not getting sick of this town.

1502
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:24,800
I'll wait for this town to get sick of me before I get sick of it.

1503
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:45,480
You hammered your arlington. Look at this. I'm not getting sick of this town. I'll wait for this town to get sick of me before I get sick of it. Could be a while. Could be a long time coming.

1504
01:18:45,480 --> 01:19:12,280
Wow. Look at this undeveloped land space here. What's all that look? Look underneath me. There are holes in the ground. I'll show you now. You see the holes in the ground here.

1505
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:41,680
And then you have a train station. I think you have that train station down there. We might land the kite down there. We can. Have a look.

1506
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:53,860
We didn't really take a good look in Port Ireland. Port Leash. The train station. So we will. Don't pay your license. Thank you very much. I do. You know what? Someone's trying to say I don't pay the license.

1507
01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:07,080
Those guys are coming around. They're checking men. They're fucking checking. Don't get stung because I got stung before. It's not nice. You'll be up in court and they'll fucking make a balance of you.

1508
01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:22,440
And that's not me saying you should. I don't think they fucking deserve it. They're reserved. For what? They get the advertising revenue as well. To what? To pay Ray Darcy and fucking Tupperdial that money.

1509
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:36,680
Whoa. I think it's an absolute joke. They're robbing the public. But then do you know what? They fucking shame you into it. Because they'll have you up in court.

1510
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:54,940
Look at this. Beautiful car park. And an absolutely beautiful train station.

1511
01:20:57,040 --> 01:21:08,740
And we're on the tracks. At the moment we shouldn't be here. Don't ever go on the train tracks. It's not big. It's not clever. And you might get hit by a train.

1512
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,620
Unbelievable. Train station.

1513
01:21:23,620 --> 01:21:38,560
Beautiful. And a lovely bridge over it as well. Which we can get into now. We can really take a deep dish. And just see what we've got going on here.

1514
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:41,180
I keep on that. I'm going to move this cafe because I can't see the screen.

1515
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:46,080
Oh fuck. We need to put the brake on there. Put the kibosh on there.

1516
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,820
Now let's have a look here.

1517
01:21:50,260 --> 01:21:53,240
Train station. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

1518
01:21:53,400 --> 01:22:01,880
Absolutely beautiful. I wonder if there's a wall separating the road. Yep. There's always a wall. There's always a wall.

1519
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:07,940
Do you know what? They're lovely walls as well. They're really nice walls.

1520
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:09,860
They're old school, old style.

1521
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:11,740
Old stone.

1522
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,860
Reliable house furnitures.

1523
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:48,960
agreed. That's your way in there. That's your way in. If you want to go in there you can go in there. If you don't want to go in there you don't have to go in there. That's the train station in Port Leish. Click on that now. You can have a little look at some of the photographs. Some of the people have left a few photographs. Look at the age old building there. It's a fantastic bit of stuff. All together.

1524
01:22:48,960 --> 01:23:18,940
Look at that lovely house. They don't build them like that anymore. They don't build them like that anymore. It's an old station master's house for the train.

1525
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:40,000
Fantastic bit of stuff all together. Real, real quality. Quality bit of point. Lovely bit of roof. Tailage. Look at those chimblees. You just don't get those chimblees anymore and you never will anymore. Chimblees will be a thing of the past soon enough when we start pumping out the gas into the ozone layer.

1526
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:47,820
It's sad. It's sad. You know it's sad. But what can you do? Lovely train.

1527
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:51,940
Look at these carriages.

1528
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,280
Diesel.

1529
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:05,720
Port Leish.

1530
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:16,540
Peanuts and crisps.

1531
01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:18,380
Garth Marenghi, thank you very much.

1532
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,360
Peanuts and crisps. Thank you very much.

1533
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:29,180
Now this is the bridge I was telling you about.

1534
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:37,540
I've seen this bridge many times. I've gone underneath it on the train on the way to Dublin.

1535
01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:44,200
It's a lovely, lovely trellis.

1536
01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:47,980
What is known in the biz as a trellis.

1537
01:24:49,180 --> 01:24:51,320
And 144 is the number of the bridge.

1538
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:52,620
Steel.

1539
01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:55,240
Manufactured somewhere.

1540
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:56,720
Possibly England.

1541
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:58,540
And then brought over.

1542
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,140
And erected.

1543
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:00,720
Yeah.

1544
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:02,880
Sheffield, England, maybe.

1545
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:05,240
Steel City.

1546
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,680
Which is why Sheffield United.

1547
01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:10,580
The team are known as the Blades.

1548
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:13,180
And there's a fair chance.

1549
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,440
They used to make all the knives there, you see.

1550
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:16,240
In Steel City.

1551
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,140
In Sheffield.

1552
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:20,140
There's a fair chance if you're eating your dinner tonight.

1553
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,200
And you look at your cutlery.

1554
01:25:23,220 --> 01:25:23,540
That.

1555
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,180
I'm not sure actually.

1556
01:25:25,340 --> 01:25:25,620
Maybe.

1557
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,620
Maybe 20 years ago that would be the case.

1558
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:28,580
But I'm not sure now.

1559
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:29,840
But have a look anyway.

1560
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:31,260
Maybe your granny.

1561
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,400
Still has some knives and forks.

1562
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:34,860
That have.

1563
01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:36,200
And you look at them where it was made.

1564
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:36,800
Sheffield.

1565
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,580
Is where it would come from.

1566
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:39,360
Stainless steel.

1567
01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:43,140
Lovely.

1568
01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:43,860
Lovely bridge.

1569
01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:46,160
Lovely platform 2 there.

1570
01:25:47,020 --> 01:25:47,860
Platform 2.

1571
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:48,480
Everybody.

1572
01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:50,140
And then on the other side.

1573
01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:50,900
Platform 1.

1574
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:55,180
And there.

1575
01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,480
Peanuts and crepes.

1576
01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:57,740
Peanuts and crepes.

1577
01:25:58,160 --> 01:25:59,000
Thank you very much.

1578
01:25:59,200 --> 01:25:59,720
Jackal.

1579
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:00,900
Or Jack Walsh.

1580
01:26:00,980 --> 01:26:01,160
Sorry.

1581
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,180
Drone photography.

1582
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:04,840
Sorry Jack Walsh there.

1583
01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:06,180
I called you Jackal Walsh.

1584
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:08,020
That wasn't a reflection on.

1585
01:26:08,780 --> 01:26:10,520
Your persona or character.

1586
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:13,020
You're obviously doing a bit of advertising.

1587
01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:14,300
For the drone photography there.

1588
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:15,900
I wasn't saying.

1589
01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:18,580
Don't thrush that Jack Walsh drone photography.

1590
01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:19,960
He's a bit of an old jackal.

1591
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,080
I wasn't even mentioning the drone photography.

1592
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,840
Drone photography anyway.

1593
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:26,600
It's grand.

1594
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:27,720
What you're doing is great.

1595
01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:28,240
Keep.

1596
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:28,940
Keep doing it.

1597
01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:30,940
Garth Marenghi as well.

1598
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:31,800
Thank you very much.

1599
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,540
I found your Mr. Price segment moving Tommy.

1600
01:26:34,860 --> 01:26:35,460
Glad you did.

1601
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,460
It was a very moving moment for me.

1602
01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:39,060
Those aisles.

1603
01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:44,540
Have you ever seen shelves as stocked as well as that in your lifetime?

1604
01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:47,740
Have you ever seen a floor as buffed as that?

1605
01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:50,640
It's just part of the magic of Portlaoise.

1606
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:55,440
Which continually surprises and surprises and pulls out all the stops.

1607
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:56,380
The punches.

1608
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:58,740
Punches down race course.

1609
01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:00,300
Maybe you're on your way there.

1610
01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:04,080
Maybe this fella is on his way to punch someone.

1611
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:05,280
We don't know.

1612
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,020
Is he organizing a punch there on the phone?

1613
01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:09,360
We don't know.

1614
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,760
Look at that bridge.

1615
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,580
And it's got an old sign on it.

1616
01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:22,420
I can't see what it's written on it.

1617
01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:25,740
Seems to be an Irish.

1618
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,260
Can hardly make it out.

1619
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:29,760
It's so worn and weathered.

1620
01:27:30,340 --> 01:27:31,720
Even the bridge itself.

1621
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:33,120
Looks.

1622
01:27:33,980 --> 01:27:35,060
Like it could be.

1623
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,240
About to buckle at some stage.

1624
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,880
Lovely station house.

1625
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:45,500
It's small.

1626
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:46,800
But it does the job.

1627
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,020
It does everything you need it to do.

1628
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:50,920
When you want it.

1629
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,240
And you probably get a couple of toilets in there.

1630
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,200
As well as a booth.

1631
01:27:55,780 --> 01:27:56,920
And a waiting room to boot.

1632
01:28:01,540 --> 01:28:02,780
Love these seats here.

1633
01:28:02,780 --> 01:28:06,800
And I love the warning as well.

1634
01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:08,680
Pay your fare.

1635
01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:11,360
Otherwise the judge will fucking hammer you.

1636
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:18,080
Lovely windows.

1637
01:28:22,220 --> 01:28:25,360
And a modest car park.

1638
01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:26,420
I can't say it's.

1639
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:29,040
I can't say it's the best.

1640
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:30,040
But it's not the worst.

1641
01:28:30,580 --> 01:28:31,220
It'll do.

1642
01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:34,340
You have a two-way system here.

1643
01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:36,320
Even though there's no way to go around.

1644
01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:38,060
On the outskirts of these cars.

1645
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,720
I disregard that.

1646
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:44,020
If you're in a bit of a squeeze.

1647
01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:45,220
You know you need to move.

1648
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:46,280
Have you paid and displayed?

1649
01:28:46,980 --> 01:28:47,420
Yeah better.

1650
01:28:49,420 --> 01:29:02,700
Lovely.

1651
01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:04,580
Night time.

1652
01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:09,000
Nothing like the Portaleish train station.

1653
01:29:09,260 --> 01:29:10,100
Around midnight.

1654
01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:13,640
Maybe it's the last train.

1655
01:29:13,940 --> 01:29:15,600
From Dublin to Schlego.

1656
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:18,380
Even though it wouldn't be going through there at midnight.

1657
01:29:21,420 --> 01:29:23,960
I suppose that could have been taken in the winter time.

1658
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:25,280
Anytime.

1659
01:29:25,820 --> 01:29:26,260
December.

1660
01:29:26,460 --> 01:29:27,540
Around 6-7pm.

1661
01:29:29,780 --> 01:29:31,280
It's going to be like that soon enough.

1662
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,100
We still got to make the best of the.

1663
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,720
The sunlight while we have it.

1664
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,720
Even if it's hidden away behind the clouds.

1665
01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:39,900
It'll be dark before we know it.

1666
01:29:40,060 --> 01:29:40,640
And that was.

1667
01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:43,620
A lovely shot taken by.

1668
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,280
Bicky.

1669
01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:46,780
Bicky Kumar.

1670
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:48,420
Fair play to Bicky.

1671
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:51,340
Who's taken.

1672
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:52,140
We can see.

1673
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:53,260
His profile.

1674
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:54,880
Has taken photographs.

1675
01:29:56,580 --> 01:29:57,740
Lots of different places.

1676
01:29:59,020 --> 01:29:59,420
Ireland.

1677
01:29:59,420 --> 01:29:59,540
Ireland.

1678
01:30:02,620 --> 01:30:03,600
And Vietnam.

1679
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:09,860
An owl.

1680
01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:10,540
Sniff.

1681
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:11,580
A woof woof.

1682
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,480
Thank you very much.

1683
01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:12,900
An owl.

1684
01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:13,220
Sniff.

1685
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:13,780
A woof woof.

1686
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:17,260
And.

1687
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:18,940
End.

1688
01:30:19,340 --> 01:30:19,780
Sexton.

1689
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:20,780
Thank you very much.

1690
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:23,900
Any chance of a train simulator.

1691
01:30:24,100 --> 01:30:24,560
Says Ender.

1692
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:25,620
I'm not sure about that.

1693
01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:25,960
Ender.

1694
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:28,600
We've.

1695
01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:30,740
We're firmly fixed.

1696
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:32,160
On the sky at the moment.

1697
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:33,280
Sky's the limit.

1698
01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:40,100
Can I get going here anyway?

1699
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:49,960
My.

1700
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:51,580
Screen is still.

1701
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:52,460
On the screen.

1702
01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:52,740
Okay.

1703
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:54,720
Yeah.

1704
01:30:55,260 --> 01:30:55,580
Yeah.

1705
01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:02,920
Oh.

1706
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:08,780
Tell you what.

1707
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,700
After I had that cheeky classic.

1708
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:14,960
A slug of the cheeky classic.

1709
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,220
After the Varvacats.

1710
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:18,120
I feel great.

1711
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:20,880
What you should do now.

1712
01:31:21,020 --> 01:31:21,500
If you're watching.

1713
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:21,720
Is.

1714
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:23,600
Go and get a big pint of water.

1715
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:24,820
And sugar all.

1716
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,700
You'll feel fucking brilliant.

1717
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,780
You will feel fantastic.

1718
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:31,440
Don't take my word for it.

1719
01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:32,620
Do it yourself.

1720
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,340
Do it right now.

1721
01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:37,540
If you're watching there at home.

1722
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,480
Or you're.

1723
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:41,640
You're watching in the office.

1724
01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:42,660
Or wherever it is.

1725
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:45,040
Go and get that big.

1726
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,900
Chug of water into you.

1727
01:31:47,780 --> 01:31:48,820
And you'll actually feel.

1728
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:50,820
You'll probably feel more optimistic.

1729
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:51,960
About life.

1730
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:53,900
Just after that pint of water.

1731
01:31:53,900 --> 01:31:54,760
Than you did before.

1732
01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:57,140
If you're already.

1733
01:31:57,380 --> 01:31:58,000
Feeling really.

1734
01:31:58,140 --> 01:31:58,860
Truly optimistic.

1735
01:31:58,860 --> 01:31:59,780
About life.

1736
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:01,560
You're actually going to be on.

1737
01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:02,640
Cloud number nine.

1738
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,320
After that pint.

1739
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:06,460
It's going to be fantastic.

1740
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:10,480
Peanuts and creations.

1741
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:11,560
Hot jaj.

1742
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:12,440
Thank you very much.

1743
01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:13,020
Hot jaj.

1744
01:32:13,140 --> 01:32:14,140
I hope you're getting on well.

1745
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:14,780
And that.

1746
01:32:14,980 --> 01:32:15,680
Your jaj.

1747
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:17,420
Is well and truly hot.

1748
01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:19,280
And not cold.

1749
01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:21,380
Nothing worse than having a cold jaj.

1750
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,260
Don't those players look like sheep.

1751
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,120
Sheep on a pitch.

1752
01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:31,500
A few fans in the stands.

1753
01:32:43,260 --> 01:32:45,240
Now Port Leash has been a real.

1754
01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:46,420
Pleasant.

1755
01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:47,680
Town.

1756
01:32:48,260 --> 01:32:48,600
To us.

1757
01:32:48,660 --> 01:32:49,980
It's really solved us well.

1758
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:54,800
Filthy.

1759
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:55,720
Thank you very much.

1760
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:58,180
It's a shame about the writing there.

1761
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,320
It's not meant to go through.

1762
01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:01,560
But thank you very much for the tip.

1763
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:04,220
Port Leash has really.

1764
01:33:04,740 --> 01:33:06,700
Been a surprise package of a town.

1765
01:33:07,780 --> 01:33:09,760
If I was to say it was a complete surprise.

1766
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:10,340
I'd be lying.

1767
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:10,700
Because.

1768
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:13,140
The sheer size and scale of Port Leash.

1769
01:33:13,940 --> 01:33:14,380
Does.

1770
01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:17,420
Determine a kind of level of expectation.

1771
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:18,800
That you were to get higher.

1772
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,540
Than many of the other smaller towns.

1773
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:22,000
We've been to.

1774
01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:24,140
So I did expect a lot from it.

1775
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,100
And it delivered more.

1776
01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:27,060
On more.

1777
01:33:27,780 --> 01:33:28,260
Facets.

1778
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:29,340
Than I ever imagined.

1779
01:33:30,340 --> 01:33:31,640
It's roundabout game.

1780
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:33,900
Absolutely positively strong.

1781
01:33:34,060 --> 01:33:35,960
I'm willing to give it an 11 out of 10.

1782
01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:37,920
A score which doesn't exist.

1783
01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:40,420
Only in the realms of the imagination.

1784
01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:43,140
Fantastic.

1785
01:33:43,480 --> 01:33:44,060
As for.

1786
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:47,220
You know that big roundabout in the middle of town was something special.

1787
01:33:47,340 --> 01:33:48,300
We'll go there and see it again.

1788
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:52,240
A lot of undeveloped land which has potential to go places.

1789
01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:53,660
Concrete.

1790
01:33:53,940 --> 01:33:54,960
Just left around.

1791
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:55,600
Lying around.

1792
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:56,260
It's.

1793
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,240
It's lovely to see.

1794
01:33:57,300 --> 01:33:58,120
It's beautiful to see.

1795
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,000
I mean look at this down here.

1796
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:02,700
Is that industry.

1797
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:03,920
It's industry at school.

1798
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:04,780
Look at that school.

1799
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:08,060
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 courts.

1800
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:10,880
Another 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

1801
01:34:11,540 --> 01:34:12,480
They have it all.

1802
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:14,520
Education.

1803
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:15,640
Education.

1804
01:34:16,260 --> 01:34:16,660
Education.

1805
01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:16,820
Education.

1806
01:34:23,340 --> 01:34:24,800
See the sail down here.

1807
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:30,760
Remember the water treatment from the other night.

1808
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:32,560
Unbelievable.

1809
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:34,540
Really nice.

1810
01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:36,400
I'm going off camera here.

1811
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:36,880
I need to be.

1812
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:39,260
Really nice.

1813
01:34:46,340 --> 01:34:47,400
And Icarus.

1814
01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:49,220
Thank you very much kid Icarus.

1815
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:49,560
From.

1816
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:50,340
For the NES.

1817
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:51,420
Tommy.

1818
01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:53,180
I misread the water challenge.

1819
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:55,720
And drank 14 bottles in 1.5 days.

1820
01:34:56,180 --> 01:34:57,200
Will you call the doctor?

1821
01:34:58,020 --> 01:34:58,280
Look.

1822
01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,620
You need to get on to the doctor.

1823
01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:00,020
And stop.

1824
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:01,340
Texting me.

1825
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:03,400
Because.

1826
01:35:04,060 --> 01:35:06,380
You're wasting precious ambulance time here.

1827
01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:08,220
Thank you very much.

1828
01:35:08,220 --> 01:35:08,860
for the tip though.

1829
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,600
We're getting a little bit higher here into the cloud.

1830
01:35:12,060 --> 01:35:13,040
Live weather everybody.

1831
01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:14,500
Live weather if you're with us.

1832
01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:15,940
Schlugling us.

1833
01:35:16,060 --> 01:35:18,180
We've got no Schlugwatha with us today.

1834
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:18,920
Which is a real.

1835
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:20,700
Turn up for the books.

1836
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:25,420
Bilbo cans.

1837
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:26,340
Thank you very much.

1838
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:26,780
Bilbo.

1839
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:27,760
Bag of cans.

1840
01:35:36,220 --> 01:35:37,220
Go lower here.

1841
01:35:37,220 --> 01:35:37,220
Go lower here.

1842
01:35:37,220 --> 01:35:39,220
And look at this.

1843
01:35:39,220 --> 01:35:42,260
That's something nice coming right up here.

1844
01:35:44,060 --> 01:35:46,380
That's something very nice coming right up here.

1845
01:35:46,780 --> 01:35:48,180
It's a running track landing.

1846
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:50,040
We did one the other day in.

1847
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:53,380
Mount Millic.

1848
01:35:53,380 --> 01:35:54,580
I think.

1849
01:35:57,040 --> 01:35:58,780
We're going to do one right here now.

1850
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:00,860
Right in Portlaoise.

1851
01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,060
Running track landing.

1852
01:36:02,740 --> 01:36:05,760
For all the Athletico heads out there.

1853
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,880
The Sanyo Sullivan's.

1854
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:10,220
The Michael Johnson's.

1855
01:36:11,660 --> 01:36:12,340
The fucking.

1856
01:36:12,340 --> 01:36:12,480
The fucking.

1857
01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:15,540
Hussein Boltz.

1858
01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:19,180
The Linford Christie's.

1859
01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:23,220
Here we go.

1860
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:25,440
Here we go.

1861
01:36:26,700 --> 01:36:28,700
It's a real smooth job altogether.

1862
01:36:29,940 --> 01:36:31,100
I can safely say that.

1863
01:36:31,180 --> 01:36:32,060
Before we've even landed.

1864
01:36:32,180 --> 01:36:34,300
It's going to be one of the schmooziest landings I've ever taken.

1865
01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:37,980
Treat this running track like it is a runway.

1866
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,100
Because it is a running track altogether.

1867
01:36:42,360 --> 01:36:42,660
Fuck.

1868
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:43,460
We're losing.

1869
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:44,760
Could be bollocks.

1870
01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:45,640
Could be fucked.

1871
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:51,540
Just get us over the line.

1872
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:52,260
A bit of throttle.

1873
01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:54,080
Just to get us over the line.

1874
01:36:57,940 --> 01:37:05,400
Oh the plane.

1875
01:37:06,540 --> 01:37:08,620
The fucking plane clipped the side of the.

1876
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:11,860
After all the bluster there.

1877
01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:14,280
The wing clipped the side of that.

1878
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:15,160
Fucking athletic.

1879
01:37:15,340 --> 01:37:16,340
Athletic track.

1880
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:17,480
Outhouse.

1881
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:28,760
There we go.

1882
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:34,780
That just goes to show you as well.

1883
01:37:34,860 --> 01:37:35,880
You shouldn't really.

1884
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:38,520
You know.

1885
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:40,720
Be talking.

1886
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,520
Bigging up yourself.

1887
01:37:42,660 --> 01:37:43,820
Talking shite about yourself.

1888
01:37:43,820 --> 01:37:44,220
Because.

1889
01:37:45,780 --> 01:37:46,900
You'll get caught out.

1890
01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:51,980
Bilbo.

1891
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:53,600
Bilbo bag of can.

1892
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:54,280
Thank you very much.

1893
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:55,200
Any merch.

1894
01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:55,760
Like you say.

1895
01:37:56,380 --> 01:37:57,240
There's no merch.

1896
01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:57,500
No.

1897
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:58,140
I have no merch.

1898
01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:00,120
I'm looking for something.

1899
01:38:00,260 --> 01:38:00,780
For the wife.

1900
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,800
Christmas is only 13 weeks away.

1901
01:38:02,900 --> 01:38:03,400
Jesus Christ.

1902
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:03,780
That's.

1903
01:38:04,460 --> 01:38:05,380
That's insane.

1904
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:06,800
In a sense of patience.

1905
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:09,480
2020 has been a write off.

1906
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:13,700
But there have been a few positives to be drawn from it.

1907
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:14,560
Thank you very much.

1908
01:38:15,260 --> 01:38:15,880
Apex Twin.

1909
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:16,260
Ah.

1910
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:17,760
Somebody just.

1911
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:19,200
Somebody just wrote the word.

1912
01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:20,160
A bad word.

1913
01:38:20,260 --> 01:38:21,040
Sorry about that.

1914
01:38:24,580 --> 01:38:26,940
But there have been a few positives to draw.

1915
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:27,780
Draw from it.

1916
01:38:28,340 --> 01:38:29,020
And that is.

1917
01:38:30,140 --> 01:38:30,580
Flying.

1918
01:38:31,420 --> 01:38:31,740
You know.

1919
01:38:31,820 --> 01:38:32,620
Did we ever think.

1920
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,220
We were ever going to reach such heights.

1921
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:36,520
As we have.

1922
01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:38,560
Reached.

1923
01:38:38,820 --> 01:38:39,880
In the past couple of days.

1924
01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:42,120
We reached the big 2-0 last night.

1925
01:38:42,260 --> 01:38:42,780
The 20.

1926
01:38:42,920 --> 01:38:44,660
The 20,000 feet in the air.

1927
01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:49,820
And.

1928
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:50,820
For me now.

1929
01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:51,100
That's.

1930
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:51,980
That's been a positive.

1931
01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:54,440
You got to appreciate the little things.

1932
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:55,000
And that's what.

1933
01:38:55,380 --> 01:38:56,120
This whole.

1934
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:57,080
Shebangle.

1935
01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:58,380
Has led us.

1936
01:38:59,020 --> 01:38:59,720
To try and.

1937
01:39:00,740 --> 01:39:01,520
Believe anyway.

1938
01:39:01,660 --> 01:39:03,280
That we can appreciate the small things.

1939
01:39:03,820 --> 01:39:04,620
Not just the.

1940
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:05,460
Unlimited.

1941
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:07,560
Freedom of movement.

1942
01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:11,380
What would you have done with the freedom of movement anyway?

1943
01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:12,460
You have only moved around.

1944
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:16,060
Better not to save the energy for a bit.

1945
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:19,160
Stick that energy in a bag.

1946
01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:21,060
And save it for a rainy day.

1947
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:27,600
I'm going to attempt.

1948
01:39:28,740 --> 01:39:30,540
That running track landing again.

1949
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:35,220
Just because it was a real bad job the last time.

1950
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:37,120
And I really.

1951
01:39:37,320 --> 01:39:38,600
Truly do believe you deserve.

1952
01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:40,060
Only the best.

1953
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:41,740
When you're aboard.

1954
01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,900
The Schlug Eran plane.

1955
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:46,740
Schlug Lingers plane.

1956
01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:48,240
There's the running track down there.

1957
01:39:48,320 --> 01:39:49,560
Just go past now.

1958
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:50,980
I need to.

1959
01:39:51,320 --> 01:39:52,460
Have a nice enough.

1960
01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:53,180
Run up.

1961
01:39:53,680 --> 01:39:54,340
Lay up for it.

1962
01:39:57,340 --> 01:39:58,540
You can see down there.

1963
01:39:58,700 --> 01:39:58,760
Look.

1964
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,140
And we're slower down.

1965
01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:07,420
We're slower down.

1966
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,720
Kark, thank you very much Kark.

1967
01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:28,720
Should have a fair bit away.

1968
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:30,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1969
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1970
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:34,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1971
01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:36,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1972
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:38,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1973
01:40:38,720 --> 01:40:40,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1974
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:42,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1975
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1976
01:40:44,720 --> 01:40:46,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1977
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:48,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1978
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:50,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1979
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:52,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1980
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:54,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1981
01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:56,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1982
01:40:56,720 --> 01:40:58,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1983
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:02,720
We went a little bit too fast there.

1984
01:41:04,720 --> 01:41:06,720
I like this view.

1985
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:08,720
This view angle is nice.

1986
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:10,720
Can we land it at this angle?

1987
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:12,720
That's what I'm wondering here.

1988
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:14,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1989
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:16,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1990
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:18,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1991
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:20,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1992
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1993
01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:24,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1994
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:26,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1995
01:41:26,720 --> 01:41:28,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1996
01:41:28,720 --> 01:41:30,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1997
01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:32,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1998
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

1999
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:36,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

2000
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:38,720
I'm going to go to the next one.

2001
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:43,900
Flaps down to the max.

2002
01:41:50,820 --> 01:41:51,440
Oh.

2003
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:52,640
Shaky.

2004
01:41:56,700 --> 01:42:01,940
Shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky.

2005
01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:02,880
Lovely stuff.

2006
01:42:04,300 --> 01:42:04,780
Lovely.

2007
01:42:04,780 --> 01:42:09,120
Lovely.

2008
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:21,160
You want to land planes on running tracks, just do it.

2009
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:22,840
Just do it.

2010
01:42:23,980 --> 01:42:28,520
I tried to land a plane on a track coming in hot.

2011
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:30,220
You said I had to go back.

2012
01:42:30,220 --> 01:42:33,600
I wanted to do it first time, but I had to go twice.

2013
01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:34,640
Just land it.

2014
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,260
Just land it.

2015
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:38,100
The night just land it.

2016
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:38,760
Land it.

2017
01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:39,700
Land it.

2018
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:40,440
Land it.

2019
01:42:42,100 --> 01:42:42,980
Land it.

2020
01:42:43,940 --> 01:42:47,000
Driving the plane round the track.

2021
01:42:47,380 --> 01:42:48,660
No looking forward.

2022
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:50,200
No looking back.

2023
01:42:50,420 --> 01:42:51,360
Just land it.

2024
01:42:52,540 --> 01:42:53,060
Land it.

2025
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:55,060
Land it.

2026
01:42:55,620 --> 01:42:56,380
Land it.

2027
01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:56,500
Land it.

2028
01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:01,760
Lord name Gipsow.

2029
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:02,680
Thank you very much.

2030
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:02,680
Lord name Gipsow. Thank you very much.

2031
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:05,180
And Lippy Wing. Thank you very much.

2032
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,280
Just land it.

2033
01:43:09,060 --> 01:43:10,660
Just land the feckin' plane.

2034
01:43:11,660 --> 01:43:14,120
You want to land planes in Portlish.

2035
01:43:14,120 --> 01:43:15,980
You don't know what you're doing.

2036
01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:17,800
You want to go back and drive.

2037
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,640
You don't know what you're doing.

2038
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:18,640
Just try that.

2039
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:22,200
What rhymes with Portlish?

2040
01:43:22,980 --> 01:43:24,220
Slice of quiche.

2041
01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:27,600
Portlish, Portlish, Portlish, Portlish.

2042
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:29,860
Eat the quiche.

2043
01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:30,180
Yeah.

2044
01:43:31,140 --> 01:43:34,080
Want to land planes inside the school.

2045
01:43:34,500 --> 01:43:37,520
On the running track you think you look cool.

2046
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:38,600
Just Portlish.

2047
01:43:39,440 --> 01:43:40,240
Portlish.

2048
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:42,060
Quiche.

2049
01:43:42,060 --> 01:43:43,760
Kiss Lorraine

2050
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:50,260
Potlish

2051
01:43:50,260 --> 01:43:57,760
Potlish

2052
01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:01,080
Potlish

2053
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:04,340
Potlish

2054
01:44:04,340 --> 01:44:04,840
Potlish

2055
01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:08,960
Potlish

2056
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:11,140
Potlish

2057
01:44:11,140 --> 01:44:14,460
Potlish

2058
01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:17,760
Potlish

2059
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:22,760
Landed feckin' planes

2060
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:24,160
Day and night

2061
01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:26,280
Driftin' round the running track

2062
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,600
I'm looking class

2063
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:29,240
Look at my plane

2064
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,000
Kiss my ass

2065
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,260
Just land it

2066
01:44:32,260 --> 01:44:33,920
Land it

2067
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:37,000
Driftin'

2068
01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:39,300
Driftin' that plane

2069
01:44:39,300 --> 01:44:40,500
Sets the fair

2070
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:47,240
Lovely tune there

2071
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:50,120
Landed by Michal Jitsen

2072
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:51,320
Oh

2073
01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:52,620
Whoa

2074
01:44:52,620 --> 01:44:53,620
Whoa

2075
01:44:53,620 --> 01:45:03,300
I wonder could we get enough of a run-up

2076
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:08,200
Could we get enough of a run-up here to take off

2077
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:11,300
It's gonna be a real cheeky one

2078
01:45:11,300 --> 01:45:15,080
But I think I have it all sussed out

2079
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:18,500
I think I have it all figured out

2080
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:21,820
I'm gonna really let rip around this corner

2081
01:45:21,820 --> 01:45:23,680
200 meters

2082
01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:25,440
Olympics

2083
01:45:25,440 --> 01:45:27,720
Come on

2084
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:32,040
Oh it was a real fucking sidewinder

2085
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:34,140
Side-schweider

2086
01:45:34,140 --> 01:46:02,480
Come on, do it! Factor up. Factor up. Simulate my fuselage, thank you very much.

2087
01:46:02,480 --> 01:46:32,460
Okay, we're heading to Abbey Leaks. Ballyroan as well is on roof. Ballyroan. Lovely. Really looking forward to Ballyroan. Seems like it's going to be an absolute jewel.

2088
01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:41,340
In the Leash Crown. It looks like one of those sleeper towns. It's a sneaker town.

2089
01:46:43,560 --> 01:46:52,680
Comes out of nowhere and just grabs you. And we have a member of the Schlugwaffen. Right above us. I thought I saw someone flying. I didn't.

2090
01:46:56,040 --> 01:47:01,920
Oh, I did. Schlugwaffen. Right behind us.

2091
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:15,060
There we go.

2092
01:47:15,060 --> 01:47:36,060
Christmas. Sorry, Christmas is coming up soon enough. It's only 13 weeks away. It's a bit scary.

2093
01:47:36,060 --> 01:47:48,060
We have to head into Port Leash and then head south. Once we get into Port Leash. And follow the road down to Ballyroan.

2094
01:47:48,060 --> 01:48:00,060
Ken Black's massive house in Port Leash or in Abbey Leaks. Ken Black. Where did we see that name before? Is that somebody in the chat or is it somebody who was frying in the Schlugwaffen? Right behind us. And we're going to be able to get into Port Leash. And follow the road down to Ballyroan.

2095
01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:21,900
Ken Black's massive house in Port Leash or in Abbey Leaks. Ken Black. Where did we see that name before? Is that somebody in the chat or is it somebody who was frying in the Schlugwaffen? I can't remember. Is it a sign that we saw?

2096
01:48:22,060 --> 01:48:44,060
Ken Black. It's a toy shop. I see. I really lean into this now. It should be okay.

2097
01:48:44,060 --> 01:49:06,000
Can't hear myself, Dink.

2098
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:20,820
That's enough.

2099
01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:28,820
No.

2100
01:49:28,820 --> 01:49:37,860
It's getting mishty.

2101
01:49:37,860 --> 01:49:41,940
We're heading the right way, I believe.

2102
01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:47,600
Holy smoke.

2103
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:49,200
We've been here a long time.

2104
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:52,140
I remember seeing that wood factory.

2105
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:54,320
That was ages ago.

2106
01:49:54,540 --> 01:49:56,020
That's the lumberyard down there.

2107
01:49:56,020 --> 01:49:59,660
Remember that.

2108
01:49:59,920 --> 01:50:01,460
That seems like a lifetime ago.

2109
01:50:01,460 --> 01:50:07,100
That's a big one.

2110
01:50:07,100 --> 01:50:11,100
I don't know.

2111
01:50:11,100 --> 01:50:13,100
I don't know.

2112
01:50:13,100 --> 01:50:15,100
I don't know.

2113
01:50:15,100 --> 01:50:20,740
I don't know.

2114
01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:26,380
I don't know.

2115
01:50:26,380 --> 01:50:29,020
I don't know.

2116
01:50:29,020 --> 01:50:30,020
I don't know.

2117
01:50:30,020 --> 01:50:32,020
I don't know.

2118
01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:35,660
I don't know.

2119
01:50:35,660 --> 01:50:37,660
I don't know.

2120
01:50:37,660 --> 01:51:00,820
Men's Shed, we didn't look at that. Where's the industry like the wood chip yard? I'm gonna have to go back and we take the south road. We don't take the food cart road, we take another road.

2121
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:30,800
I think food cart is over there. Yeah, there's food cart. That means this road is the one we want to take. This is the road we want to take. Food cart over there. We want to go to Ballyron before we go.

2122
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:32,800
Abbey Leeds.

2123
01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:34,800
Abbey Leeds.

2124
01:51:34,800 --> 01:51:38,800
Yeah.

2125
01:51:38,800 --> 01:51:44,800
Sheffield's Cross or something here. Funny we were talking about Sheffield before and now.

2126
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:46,800
That's Sheffield's Cross or something. Down there. It's misty up there. I wonder if we go above the mist.

2127
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:48,800
Can we go above the mist.

2128
01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:50,800
Okay.

2129
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:52,800
Okay.

2130
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,800
Okay.

2131
01:51:54,800 --> 01:52:12,920
Funny we were talking about Sheffield before and now. That's Sheffield's grass or something. Down there. It's misty up there. I wonder if we go above the mist.

2132
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:18,200
*Going to go*

2133
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:38,200
Whoa-a-o!

2134
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:49,680
Rough night to be out flying, rough day to be out flying with the Mashed. I'm not going too deep into that. We'll get back out of that and head down to Ballyrond.

2135
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:54,680
Scratchy old head on me.

2136
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:07,680
It's a bad night for the scratch. Ballyrond's gonna be some spot. I'd say it's gonna be a real nice surprise pack.

2137
01:53:08,440 --> 01:53:10,440
*Going to go*

2138
01:53:18,440 --> 01:53:27,440
Look at this. Strange bit of stuff to have in the middle of the forest. Disused space. Creepy.

2139
01:53:27,440 --> 01:53:27,940
Creepy.

2140
01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:32,580
I wonder what goes on there.

2141
01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:34,800
If anything at all.

2142
01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:36,600
Ballyroan in the distance.

2143
01:53:37,720 --> 01:53:39,060
Ballyroan, everyone. Ballyroan.

2144
01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:41,120
That looks brilliant.

2145
01:53:41,780 --> 01:53:42,460
It's fucking mighty.

2146
01:53:44,380 --> 01:53:46,440
That looks fantastic, that Ballyroan.

2147
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:52,640
That looks fucking mighty altogether.

2148
01:53:55,440 --> 01:53:56,740
That's a fucking rectum.

2149
01:53:56,740 --> 01:53:57,540
That's a very nice.

2150
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:00,020
KMD, thank you very much for the tip.

2151
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:01,640
KMD, I hope you're getting better.

2152
01:54:03,600 --> 01:54:04,220
Yes, now.

2153
01:54:20,960 --> 01:54:21,780
Look at this.

2154
01:54:24,740 --> 01:54:25,180
Look.

2155
01:54:25,180 --> 01:54:35,520
Oh, but Rathdowne isn't too fat.

2156
01:54:35,620 --> 01:54:36,140
We might...

2157
01:54:36,140 --> 01:54:38,140
There's a meat factory in Rathdowne.

2158
01:54:39,060 --> 01:54:41,600
Oh, and Fortune said there's a meat factory in Rathdowne.

2159
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:42,740
We might be going there for a look.

2160
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:46,160
We love a good meat factory.

2161
01:54:47,620 --> 01:54:48,600
Check out this.

2162
01:54:49,860 --> 01:54:51,280
Check this out here, lads.

2163
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:55,000
It's faking Ballyron.

2164
01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:57,840
Bally-faking-more.

2165
01:54:59,540 --> 01:55:00,380
Ballyron.

2166
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:02,000
Right down there.

2167
01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:04,480
Check it out.

2168
01:55:05,940 --> 01:55:06,800
Check this out.

2169
01:55:08,340 --> 01:55:09,400
Ballyron town.

2170
01:55:11,220 --> 01:55:12,140
Flaps down, boys.

2171
01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:14,140
Pure flap.

2172
01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:17,160
Flapper Jack.

2173
01:55:17,820 --> 01:55:19,300
Pure flapper Jack, lads.

2174
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:20,700
I'm going to land it in this plane.

2175
01:55:21,260 --> 01:55:22,580
It's going to be nice.

2176
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:23,140
It's going to be mighty.

2177
01:55:23,560 --> 01:55:24,200
It's going to be great.

2178
01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:25,460
It's going to be great.

2179
01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:27,280
We're losing speed.

2180
01:55:27,960 --> 01:55:28,600
60 knots.

2181
01:55:28,960 --> 01:55:29,800
55 knots.

2182
01:55:30,340 --> 01:55:31,200
45 knots.

2183
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:34,180
Fucking granny knot.

2184
01:55:34,980 --> 01:55:35,460
Here we go.

2185
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:36,940
Here we go.

2186
01:55:37,600 --> 01:55:38,080
Here we go.

2187
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:39,080
Don't damage the landing.

2188
01:55:39,640 --> 01:55:40,160
Smooth.

2189
01:55:40,680 --> 01:55:41,780
What a smooth land.

2190
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:43,980
What a smooth land.

2191
01:55:44,860 --> 01:55:47,860
What a smooth land in Ballyron.

2192
01:55:47,860 --> 01:55:50,780
Did you ever see anyone land like that?

2193
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:53,940
There's cargo by me in there.

2194
01:55:54,020 --> 01:55:55,320
There's a fucking Prius.

2195
01:55:56,460 --> 01:55:59,540
There's a fucking discussion kind of stuff going on in Ballyron here.

2196
01:55:59,740 --> 01:56:01,880
Landing smooth as silk landings, lads.

2197
01:56:02,760 --> 01:56:03,760
Silk landings.

2198
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:05,780
You won't get that at home store anymore.

2199
01:56:05,780 --> 01:56:08,200
You won't get that at Costa Cafe.

2200
01:56:08,340 --> 01:56:09,500
There's no retail park here.

2201
01:56:09,820 --> 01:56:12,320
You don't need a retail park in Ballyron.

2202
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:14,380
You don't need that.

2203
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:16,280
Look at this.

2204
01:56:18,780 --> 01:56:20,400
Ballyron or bush, lads.

2205
01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:23,180
Ballyron or bush.

2206
01:56:24,460 --> 01:56:25,740
Trucks coming through me here.

2207
01:56:25,740 --> 01:56:27,020
I need to get out the way of the trucks.

2208
01:56:28,140 --> 01:56:29,220
Park out the way here.

2209
01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:30,920
Christmas music.

2210
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:31,760
What's that all about?

2211
01:56:32,640 --> 01:56:33,680
What the hell is that about?

2212
01:56:42,460 --> 01:56:42,900
No.

2213
01:56:47,320 --> 01:56:50,580
Now we're back up into the parking lot here in Ballyron.

2214
01:56:50,580 --> 01:56:54,400
We're back up into the parking lot.

2215
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:54,880
We're back up into the parking lot.

2216
01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:55,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2217
01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:56,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2218
01:56:56,200 --> 01:56:57,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2219
01:56:57,200 --> 01:56:58,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2220
01:56:58,200 --> 01:56:59,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2221
01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:00,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2222
01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:01,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2223
01:57:01,200 --> 01:57:02,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2224
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:03,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2225
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:04,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2226
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:05,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2227
01:57:05,200 --> 01:57:06,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2228
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:07,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2229
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:08,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2230
01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:09,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2231
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:10,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2232
01:57:10,200 --> 01:57:11,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2233
01:57:11,200 --> 01:57:12,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2234
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:13,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2235
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2236
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:15,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2237
01:57:15,200 --> 01:57:16,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2238
01:57:16,200 --> 01:57:17,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2239
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:18,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2240
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:19,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2241
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:20,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2242
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:21,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2243
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:22,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2244
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:23,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2245
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:24,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2246
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:25,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2247
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:26,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2248
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:27,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2249
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:28,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2250
01:57:28,200 --> 01:57:29,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2251
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:30,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2252
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:31,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2253
01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:32,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2254
01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:33,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2255
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:34,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2256
01:57:34,200 --> 01:57:35,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2257
01:57:35,200 --> 01:57:36,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2258
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:37,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2259
01:57:37,200 --> 01:57:38,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2260
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:39,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2261
01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:40,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2262
01:57:40,200 --> 01:57:41,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2263
01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:42,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2264
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:43,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2265
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:44,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2266
01:57:44,200 --> 01:57:45,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2267
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:46,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2268
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:47,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2269
01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:48,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2270
01:57:48,200 --> 01:57:49,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2271
01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:50,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2272
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:51,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2273
01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:52,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2274
01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:53,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2275
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:54,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2276
01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:55,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2277
01:57:55,200 --> 01:57:56,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2278
01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:57,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2279
01:57:57,200 --> 01:57:58,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2280
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2281
01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:00,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2282
01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:01,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2283
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:02,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2284
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:03,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2285
01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:04,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2286
01:58:04,200 --> 01:58:05,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2287
01:58:05,200 --> 01:58:06,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2288
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:07,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2289
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:08,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2290
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:09,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2291
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:10,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2292
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:11,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2293
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:12,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2294
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:13,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2295
01:58:13,200 --> 01:58:14,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2296
01:58:14,200 --> 01:58:15,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2297
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:16,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2298
01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:17,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2299
01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:18,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2300
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2301
01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:20,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2302
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:21,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2303
01:58:21,200 --> 01:58:22,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2304
01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:23,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2305
01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:24,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2306
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:25,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2307
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:26,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2308
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:27,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2309
01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:28,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2310
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:29,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2311
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:30,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2312
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:31,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2313
01:58:31,200 --> 01:58:32,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2314
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:33,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2315
01:58:33,200 --> 01:58:34,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2316
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:35,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2317
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:36,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2318
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:37,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2319
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:38,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2320
01:58:38,200 --> 01:58:39,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2321
01:58:39,200 --> 01:58:40,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2322
01:58:40,200 --> 01:58:41,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2323
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:42,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2324
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:43,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2325
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:44,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2326
01:58:44,200 --> 01:58:45,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2327
01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:46,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2328
01:58:46,200 --> 01:58:47,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2329
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:48,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2330
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:49,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2331
01:58:49,200 --> 01:58:50,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2332
01:58:50,200 --> 01:58:51,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2333
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:52,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2334
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:53,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2335
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:54,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2336
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:55,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2337
01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:56,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2338
01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:57,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2339
01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:58,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2340
01:58:58,200 --> 01:58:59,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2341
01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:00,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2342
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:01,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2343
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:02,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2344
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:03,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2345
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:04,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2346
01:59:04,200 --> 01:59:05,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2347
01:59:05,200 --> 01:59:06,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2348
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:07,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2349
01:59:07,200 --> 01:59:08,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2350
01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:09,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2351
01:59:09,200 --> 01:59:10,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2352
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:11,200
We're back up into the parking lot.

2353
01:59:11,200 --> 01:59:12,200
We're back into the parking lot.

2354
01:59:12,200 --> 01:59:13,200
And Schlug ASMR.

2355
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:15,200
Can you do a full ASMR stream?

2356
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:17,200
I'd listen to you reading a book.

2357
01:59:17,200 --> 01:59:21,200
Well, I'll have to find a good book.

2358
01:59:21,200 --> 01:59:23,200
Maybe the good book.

2359
01:59:23,200 --> 01:59:25,200
Maybe the Bible.

2360
01:59:25,200 --> 01:59:27,200
Maybe I'll read that.

2361
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,200
Maybe I won't though.

2362
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:31,200
I don't think I will.

2363
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:33,200
I don't think I'll read anything.

2364
01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:36,200
Let's have a look here and see this.

2365
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:37,200
Bally Rondown.

2366
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:38,200
Bally Rondown.

2367
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:39,200
Beautiful stuff.

2368
01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:42,200
Fucking lovely, lovely, lovely place.

2369
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:44,200
We went over these Rockview walkways

2370
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:46,200
when we were flying through from Portlaoise.

2371
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:49,200
Set off from Portlaoise there about 5-10 minutes ago.

2372
01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:50,200
We made it down here.

2373
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:51,200
We were fucking flying it.

2374
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:54,200
We made it down to Bally Rondown in great, great time.

2375
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,200
Great time.

2376
01:59:55,200 --> 01:59:58,200
I'll show you there on the map now where we set off from.

2377
01:59:58,200 --> 01:59:59,200
Portlaoise.

2378
02:00:01,200 --> 02:00:02,200
We took off there.

2379
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:05,200
And we were absolutely rambunctious.

2380
02:00:05,200 --> 02:00:07,200
With excitement.

2381
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,200
some of the stuff we were going to see.

2382
02:00:09,200 --> 02:00:11,200
We knew there was a soccer pitch in Bally Rondown.

2383
02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:12,200
We didn't see it on the way in though.

2384
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:15,200
Because we were so excited about landing the kite in the town.

2385
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:17,200
I tell you there was an Inver garage.

2386
02:00:17,200 --> 02:00:19,200
We never got, we didn't get eyes on it.

2387
02:00:19,200 --> 02:00:21,200
We didn't get eyes on it.

2388
02:00:21,200 --> 02:00:23,200
But we will know when we head up the town.

2389
02:00:23,200 --> 02:00:25,200
We landed here.

2390
02:00:25,200 --> 02:00:27,200
Landed the kite right here.

2391
02:00:27,200 --> 02:00:29,200
Right on Chapel Street and Main.

2392
02:00:29,200 --> 02:00:33,200
The corner of Chapel Street and Main in Bally Rond.

2393
02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:34,200
And look.

2394
02:00:34,200 --> 02:00:36,200
That's where we are.

2395
02:00:36,200 --> 02:00:38,200
And look there, Scullies.

2396
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:42,200
The skies oar.

2397
02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:44,200
The skies oar.

2398
02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:47,200
What does that mean?

2399
02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:50,200
Have you ever seen a pub like her?

2400
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:52,200
It's like Little Castle.

2401
02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:53,200
That's fo-

2402
02:00:53,200 --> 02:00:54,200
That's lovely.

2403
02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,200
That's lovely.

2404
02:00:56,200 --> 02:01:01,200
I've never seen a pub like her.

2405
02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:08,200
I've never seen a pub like that.

2406
02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:14,200
I've never seen a pub like that.

2407
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:22,200
Scullies, we go back there again now.

2408
02:01:22,200 --> 02:01:23,200
Scullies Bell.

2409
02:01:23,200 --> 02:01:25,200
It's not on the Google.

2410
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:27,200
It's not listed on the Google.

2411
02:01:27,200 --> 02:01:35,200
I wanted to see the pictures of it and reviews and stuff.

2412
02:01:35,200 --> 02:01:42,200
Shkullis. Fucking hell. Shkullis.

2413
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:47,200
Shkullis.

2414
02:01:47,200 --> 02:01:52,200
Shkullis.

2415
02:01:52,200 --> 02:02:22,180
Thank you.

2416
02:02:22,180 --> 02:02:42,240
Fifty Sheds of Hay. We could read that. Fifty Sheds of Hay. I don't know. People wanting a book to read. We could read Fifty Sheds of Hay, the trailer.

2417
02:02:42,240 --> 02:03:08,080
Hey, an exclusive new trailer. 50 bales of hay. Look, we're getting half the topic here. Does anybody know about scullies? It was a bit of legal bother. We won't look at that article anyway. We don't want to look at the bad stuff.

2418
02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:33,420
How long would it take to get here now from Castle Bell? It's about two and a half hours to feck in Portlaoise from Castle Bell. So you'd be looking at feck in an extra 15 minutes down there.

2419
02:03:34,580 --> 02:03:40,840
Or you could, you could, it might even be the same time because you're not going as far as Portlaoise. I don't know.

2420
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:54,260
Oh, I'd be half tempted to go and have a pint down in Scullies, but I mean, I'd have to get the train. I'd have to get the train. I wouldn't be able to pint it away then, like, you know.

2421
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:56,920
Belly round.

2422
02:03:59,240 --> 02:04:07,020
It's open. Someone's saying it's open. That's why I wanted to check on the Google to see whether or not it was open. Someone's saying it's open.

2423
02:04:14,580 --> 02:04:15,520
Look at that pump.

2424
02:04:20,040 --> 02:04:22,300
It's a 1916 rising pump.

2425
02:04:25,580 --> 02:04:28,320
It's a 1916 revolutionary pump.

2426
02:04:29,720 --> 02:04:30,400
Look at that.

2427
02:04:32,280 --> 02:04:33,520
Can't fucking read it there.

2428
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:46,560
Directed in the centenary of the 1916 memory of the volunteers of Ballylone Company 1st Battalion who served in the fight for Irish independence.

2429
02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:53,300
Look at this little house in here. Very nice.

2430
02:04:57,420 --> 02:04:58,660
That's a school now.

2431
02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:03,280
1888 that was made.

2432
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:06,000
Incredible stuff.

2433
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:15,000
Delaney's. That's a classic, classic pub.

2434
02:05:25,000 --> 02:05:32,000
Wieland Stoutbau. I can hear some Schlugwaffe landing down on us. Turn that off.

2435
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:41,460
Look at that there. Little transportation hutch. You could fit something in there. That's lovely. Look at that.

2436
02:05:42,520 --> 02:06:00,280
That's fucking unbelievable stuff. That's catering. It's high class. Bosco's catering. Bosco's catering.

2437
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:24,520
And you get a little catering box at the back there. Didn't fit dinners in there. Sandwich. Coffee. Tea. Catering. High class. High class. Classic stuff.

2438
02:06:24,520 --> 02:06:36,460
Raheem. That's an iconic building. Iconic cage on the door there as well.

2439
02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:43,520
What's this? Community hall. Look at that. Look at that. Incredible stuff. Ball games. Ball gowns. Secret. Secret ballrooms.

2440
02:06:43,520 --> 02:07:04,520
Ball room. Ball room. Amazing stuff. And look at the bales down here now. Look at those bales. Big fat round bales. Plump. Stout.

2441
02:07:04,520 --> 02:07:25,520
Ready for action. Ready for action. Ready to be sliced open. Full of lovely lovely grass. Ensiled grass. Ensiled grass.

2442
02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:54,520
Gareth Bale. Tattna match bar. Now this is the inver we were looking at here. They sell solid fuels. Look at this thing here. Is it a college? Is it another school? Is it a tech VEC? Is it? Tech college? Is it? It's another school.

2443
02:07:54,520 --> 02:08:01,520
And they've got a school tower there as well for monitoring. For monitoring people.

2444
02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:23,520
Lovely stuff. Look at that. Synthra. For the way we live today. Frank and Anist. Ice creams. Sheds. Bales.

2445
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:30,520
It's all happening in Ballerone. And I want to go there. I'd love to see that pub. Shkullis.

2446
02:08:30,520 --> 02:08:38,520
Get myself. I tell you. There'll be Shkullin. Shkullin would. Shkulli by name. Shkulli by nature. When you're in there.

2447
02:08:38,520 --> 02:08:52,520
Fucking swamping them down. Absolutely swamping the pints. Day and night. And look at these guys. They've done well for themselves. These guys have done very well.

2448
02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:57,520
No. Let's move. Let's move. Let's move. Let's move.

2449
02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:06,520
Fucking night. Shkullin. Once I've been there. They called me the Shkulldozer.

2450
02:09:06,520 --> 02:09:33,520
Absolutely swamp house in those pints man. Gavlion style. Pure Gavlions in the pints. Like a Shkulldozer. Mystery man down here. Look. Mystery bill. Sandals. Where's he going in those sandals? Where's he going in them?

2451
02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:40,520
Where's he going in them? What's he doing in them? What's he looking at in those sandals? Is he looking back at us? Something. Something going on there man.

2452
02:09:40,520 --> 02:09:47,520
Lovely stuff. Yep. That's Ballyrone anyway. Shkulli's looks like the place to be. I'd be interested to read that article about what was going on with Shkulli's there.

2453
02:09:47,520 --> 02:09:56,520
The skies or the skies or something. I don't know.

2454
02:09:56,520 --> 02:10:14,520
Little walking track here or something. Yep. Yep. That's Ballyrone anyway. Shkulli's looks like the place to be. I'd be interested to read that article about what was going on with Shkulli's there. The skies or the skies or something. I don't know.

2455
02:10:15,520 --> 02:10:21,720
little walking track here or something

2456
02:10:21,720 --> 02:10:25,460
yeah

2457
02:10:25,460 --> 02:10:30,800
you get one of those in many towns now

2458
02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:31,520
they do the shlee

2459
02:10:31,520 --> 02:10:34,520
for the heart

2460
02:10:34,520 --> 02:10:40,440
the health walk they call it

2461
02:10:40,440 --> 02:10:44,280
it's a great initiative

2462
02:10:44,280 --> 02:10:45,900
it's a fantastic initiative

2463
02:10:45,900 --> 02:10:49,780
because that's going to keep you ticking

2464
02:10:49,780 --> 02:10:51,340
that's the ticker

2465
02:10:51,340 --> 02:10:54,080
look at Jimmy ticker there look

2466
02:10:54,080 --> 02:10:58,360
what's he doing what's going on with that car

2467
02:10:58,360 --> 02:11:01,660
it's a clapped out little yoke

2468
02:11:01,660 --> 02:11:03,500
and then a clapped out track as well

2469
02:11:03,500 --> 02:11:05,420
lovely gravel pit

2470
02:11:05,420 --> 02:11:09,700
a few additional treats on top of that gravel pit though

2471
02:11:09,700 --> 02:11:25,280
lovely flower bed down the back

2472
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:29,540
it's nice

2473
02:11:29,540 --> 02:11:31,040
it's nice life

2474
02:11:31,040 --> 02:11:32,540
it's wonderful

2475
02:11:32,540 --> 02:11:36,660
I wasn't expecting it now with Ballyroan

2476
02:11:36,660 --> 02:11:39,220
I thought it was going to be a quiet schleper

2477
02:11:39,220 --> 02:11:41,700
I thought it was going to be a schleper

2478
02:11:41,700 --> 02:11:43,720
it's actually a lot going on

2479
02:11:43,720 --> 02:11:47,340
you wouldn't expect it to be a few of these towns they come out they fucking

2480
02:11:47,340 --> 02:11:49,800
they hit you between the eyes with something special

2481
02:11:49,800 --> 02:11:52,320
you've got a red brick

2482
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:53,880
lovely red brick building here

2483
02:11:53,880 --> 02:11:57,280
it looks like something that'll be religious

2484
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:58,920
next to a church or something

2485
02:11:58,920 --> 02:12:01,040
I tell you we haven't seen a church yet

2486
02:12:01,040 --> 02:12:03,200
but we have a grotto

2487
02:12:03,200 --> 02:12:06,820
tiny little grotto there

2488
02:12:06,820 --> 02:12:13,360
there's a song called the skies or a Ballyroan

2489
02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:14,600
let's have a look there and see

2490
02:12:14,600 --> 02:12:17,660
let's see if it's there

2491
02:12:17,660 --> 02:12:26,660
there's a

2492
02:12:26,660 --> 02:12:27,920
oh yeah we have it here

2493
02:12:27,920 --> 02:12:28,740
Sean Tyrrell

2494
02:12:28,740 --> 02:12:30,060
Sean Tyrrell and Ronan Brown

2495
02:12:30,060 --> 02:12:32,140
or Dolores Cain

2496
02:12:32,140 --> 02:12:35,600
just Ballyroan Dolores Cain

2497
02:12:35,600 --> 02:12:38,500
let's listen to this one now

2498
02:12:38,500 --> 02:12:40,740
Sean Tyrrell and Ronan Brown

2499
02:12:40,740 --> 02:12:41,860
the skies

2500
02:12:41,860 --> 02:12:44,020
or Ballyroan

2501
02:12:44,020 --> 02:12:52,340
come on

2502
02:12:52,340 --> 02:12:54,140
sorry that we've

2503
02:12:54,140 --> 02:12:56,560
seem to have lost it

2504
02:12:56,560 --> 02:12:57,360
oh here we go

2505
02:12:57,360 --> 02:13:07,360
the skies or Ballyroan song featuring Fergus Feeley by Sean Tyrrell and Ronan Brown

2506
02:13:07,360 --> 02:13:09,760
the skies or Ballyroan

2507
02:13:09,760 --> 02:13:29,000
sorry about that that was a Christmas tune that was not the skies technical gremlins are guys

2508
02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:40,000
We've got it here though. Here we go. The Shkies or Balleron song featuring Fergus Feeley by Sean Tyrrell and Ronan Brown. Here we go.

2509
02:13:50,240 --> 02:13:51,840
Absolutely beautiful stuff.

2510
02:13:51,840 --> 02:14:17,960
I love the sunny shores of France. I love those Italian skies. Where beauty beams o' fields and streams and nature reigns sublime. I love the Alps, the winding rhyme.

2511
02:14:18,980 --> 02:14:47,160
Sorry, that was a bit of rude language there, was it? I love the arse, he said. Sorry about the apologies to anyone listening there. Didn't know he was going to say that. I hear that again. Sorry about that. For this time of day, sometimes we do take a chance here. On Schlaglingus. Sometimes we do take a chance with new music. We don't really know what the lyrics are going to be. Just rewind there. Maybe I got it wrong.

2512
02:14:47,160 --> 02:15:15,340
Sorry about that. Sorry about that. The winding rhyme. The classic bow and roll. Or ten times more. Do I adore. The skies round Balleron.

2513
02:15:15,340 --> 02:15:19,780
The golden sun. The golden sun. The golden sun.

2514
02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:31,340
There's shone upon. A sweeter. Little town. The pearling rail that runs the mill.

2515
02:15:33,340 --> 02:15:49,600
Through hazel shades. Through hazel shades. Through hazel shades. Through hazel shades. Through hazel shades. The multi-clouded noble trees. Its origins unknown. Its silvery shades.

2516
02:15:51,340 --> 02:16:08,340
It looms the plains for miles round Valley Road. The chapel spire high over all, piles to the crystal sky.

2517
02:16:09,340 --> 02:16:27,340
Vesper's chime proclaims the time when evening worships nigh. And home the hardy workman hikes, is hour of toil now for all.

2518
02:16:28,340 --> 02:16:37,340
Your songs and cheer. And Scully's beer. And livens.

2519
02:16:39,340 --> 02:16:45,340
Scully's beer, did you hear that? We go back down there, he's redeemed himself now, where they are.

2520
02:16:46,340 --> 02:16:52,340
A frightening, horrible lyric about loving ours. Inappropriate.

2521
02:16:53,340 --> 02:17:00,340
With a lovely Scully's beer. Scully's beer everybody, Scully's beer. Bit of advertising for Scully's here. Let's have a look.

2522
02:17:05,340 --> 02:17:07,340
Oh Alex, Alex, we fucked her up, sorry.

2523
02:17:08,340 --> 02:17:18,340
And livens, Ballyroan. Oh Ballyroan my native phone. With grief, my heart is sore.

2524
02:17:20,340 --> 02:17:38,340
You oppressed and in my breast. I play the hero's card. Were I to die for Ireland's cause. Like Emmet and Rooftone.

2525
02:17:39,340 --> 02:17:46,340
Lovely.

2526
02:17:46,340 --> 02:17:50,340
Lovely.

2527
02:17:50,340 --> 02:17:52,340
Lovely.

2528
02:17:52,340 --> 02:17:57,340
I love the sunny shores of France.

2529
02:17:57,340 --> 02:18:01,340
I love those Italian skies.

2530
02:18:01,340 --> 02:18:06,340
Where beauty beams all fields and streams.

2531
02:18:06,340 --> 02:18:11,340
And nature reigns sublime.

2532
02:18:11,340 --> 02:18:15,340
I love the arts, the winding wine.

2533
02:18:15,340 --> 02:18:21,340
I love the arts and wine as well. The arts and wine.

2534
02:18:21,340 --> 02:18:23,340
Madmen for the drink.

2535
02:18:23,340 --> 02:18:26,340
And a madman for the arse.

2536
02:18:26,340 --> 02:18:29,340
It's a touching song.

2537
02:18:29,340 --> 02:18:33,340
Hopefully it touches the art, not any arse.

2538
02:18:33,340 --> 02:18:36,340
But I mean it definitely does.

2539
02:18:36,340 --> 02:18:38,340
It rings a few bells.

2540
02:18:38,340 --> 02:18:41,340
I love the arts, the winding wine.

2541
02:18:41,340 --> 02:18:44,340
He loves the arse and wine and grind.

2542
02:18:44,340 --> 02:18:47,340
You know, horrendous lyric.

2543
02:18:47,340 --> 02:18:50,340
And what is a beautiful song about Pallyroan town.

2544
02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:53,340
There's no need.

2545
02:18:53,340 --> 02:18:57,340
The demon of the drink and the lust will grab a hold of you at times.

2546
02:18:57,340 --> 02:18:59,340
You need to get rid of that.

2547
02:18:59,340 --> 02:19:01,340
You need to get rid of that.

2548
02:19:01,340 --> 02:19:04,340
So if you are listening, you are out there.

2549
02:19:04,340 --> 02:19:10,340
And you're into the arse and the wine.

2550
02:19:10,340 --> 02:19:12,340
Then remember, there's always hope.

2551
02:19:12,340 --> 02:19:13,340
There's always hope.

2552
02:19:13,340 --> 02:19:14,340
You need to get out of there.

2553
02:19:14,340 --> 02:19:18,340
You need to get the head clear and get straight.

2554
02:19:18,340 --> 02:19:32,120
I love the arts, the winding line of her The classic poem, pro of ten times more

2555
02:19:32,120 --> 02:19:40,120
Do I adore the skies round, body roll?

2556
02:19:40,120 --> 02:20:10,100
Absolutely Absolutely Positively Unrenounceably Spiritually fantastic The skies, the sky is

2557
02:20:10,100 --> 02:20:40,080
Or Ballyrone Featuring Fergus Philae there by Sean Terrell and Ronan Brown Unbelieveable stuff from the boys there A real powerful tune which really brings you back to the times when you're in Ballyrone I've never been there but it brought me back there And that's the power of that tune, the power of music as well It can take you places you've never been Thank you very much

2558
02:20:40,080 --> 02:20:49,940
start at T22BC for that. 4D modding and someone says I love the hours as well. Thanks lads.

2559
02:20:49,940 --> 02:20:56,000
Very moving, very very moving stuff there and look even the nephew has a driving school

2560
02:20:56,000 --> 02:21:04,400
down there, it's Francis's driving school, Ballyron. Temporarily closed. Let's have a

2561
02:21:04,400 --> 02:21:11,360
look here at the Catholic Church in Ballyron. We went up this road, we couldn't see it and

2562
02:21:11,360 --> 02:21:18,000
look at that, there it is, fantastic, fantastic bit of construction there. The belfry, there's

2563
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:23,520
somebody there trying to get in, it's closed, you shouldn't be going in when it's closed.

2564
02:21:23,520 --> 02:21:28,680
Lovely windows there, stained glass, you've got the reds, the greens, the yellows, the magentas,

2565
02:21:28,680 --> 02:21:35,640
the blues, the cyans, the greens, the greys, the blues, the blaze, the trips, the grooves,

2566
02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:43,080
the flies as well. Fantastic stuff, look at that belfry tower there. Unbelievable stuff,

2567
02:21:43,080 --> 02:21:50,140
all together you'd fit a bell or two up there. Took a few choir boys up there to fucking ring

2568
02:21:50,140 --> 02:21:56,700
those bells. You'd have everything going for you. Lovely, lovely and in the middle of the garden,

2569
02:21:56,700 --> 02:22:11,340
a big giant rock out the front there to symbolise hard times. Bring a tear to a glass house, so it would.

2570
02:22:11,340 --> 02:22:18,380
And if you look at the little road out the back here, it's a fantastic piece of pudding. It's the

2571
02:22:18,380 --> 02:22:23,500
same woman that was going in the other end, she's out the other end now. She was quick, she was fast.

2572
02:22:24,620 --> 02:22:32,700
She was fast. There she is again, look, the red jacket, the blue skirt. How is that even possible?

2573
02:22:33,980 --> 02:22:39,580
She would have had to run through the church, which is sacrilegious. You can't run in the house of God.

2574
02:22:40,860 --> 02:22:43,340
And then she's gone. And then she's gone again.

2575
02:22:45,660 --> 02:22:48,620
That's Ballyroon anyways. We've had a lovely day here in Ballyroon.

2576
02:22:50,540 --> 02:22:57,100
Mammoth Duck. Thank you very much for that. Very, very kind of you. And we might have to...

2577
02:22:57,100 --> 02:23:04,220
Glenna Glashy there. Glenna Glashy, everyone. There's your little, your grotto.

2578
02:23:06,060 --> 02:23:10,780
Right, we're gonna get off for a sandwich anyway. It's lunchtime, is it? It's 20 past two.

2579
02:23:13,020 --> 02:23:19,180
Beautiful stuff here. Ballyroon, Ballyroon Town. And you know what? That song was so fantabulous.

2580
02:23:19,980 --> 02:23:25,020
I think we're gonna play us out, play us out in that session from that song again. It's a fantastic

2581
02:23:25,020 --> 02:23:31,180
bit of stuff altogether. Big shout out to everybody in Ballyroon Town. Thanks for having us. The sky is

2582
02:23:31,180 --> 02:23:39,020
over. Ballyroon. Scully's bare. What an impressive facade. What an impressive stuff, bit of stuff that is.

2583
02:23:39,020 --> 02:23:44,140
look there you go that's where we're parked we take that off the screen and we can see exactly

2584
02:23:44,140 --> 02:23:55,020
where we're parked i'll show you right now one for one one for one here look at this boom ba boom

2585
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boom boom boom boom let's take it

2586
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from me tommy slug to you everybody out there thank you for watching thanks for the tips there's more

2587
02:24:12,460 --> 02:24:17,740
there's more flying to come subscribe and if you if you missed it click on the link you can see all

2588
02:24:17,740 --> 02:24:25,820
the feckin streams from before to play us out it's sean tyrell and ronan brown featuring fergus

2589
02:24:25,820 --> 02:24:34,140
philip the skies of baliron and the earth and the wine and the earth and the wine

2590
02:24:37,820 --> 02:24:40,300
i love the sunny shores of france

2591
02:24:43,340 --> 02:24:46,060
i love those in the sky

2592
02:24:48,940 --> 02:25:00,300
where beauty beams or fields and streams and nature reigns sublime i love the alps

2593
02:25:01,020 --> 02:25:05,660
the winding wine the wine and the grind that's the classic

2594
02:25:07,580 --> 02:25:10,940
classic wine and grind

2595
02:25:16,940 --> 02:25:31,660
we'll see you later lads the skies round the world the golden sun nears shine upon a sweeter little town

2596
02:25:34,220 --> 02:25:36,540
the pearling rill that runs the mill

2597
02:25:39,100 --> 02:25:41,580
two hazel shades from the world

2598
02:25:43,740 --> 02:25:55,500
The multi-cloud of local trees Its origins unknown Its silvery shade

2599
02:25:57,100 --> 02:26:04,300
It loathed the plains For miles round that it would

2600
02:26:05,820 --> 02:26:32,700
The chapel's spiral high over all Piled to the crystal sky Vesper's chime proclaims the time When evening worships nigh And home the hardy workman hikes His hour of toil now for all

2601
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Songs and cheer And scullies beards And lightens the body roll

2602
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Oh, bye.

2603
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Bye.

2604
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Bye.

2605
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Bye.

2606
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2607
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2608
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Bye.

2609
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2610
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2611
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2612
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2613
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2614
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2615
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2616
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2617
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2618
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2619
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2620
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2621
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Bye.

2622
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2623
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2624
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Bye.

2625
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2626
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Bye.

2627
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Bye.

2628
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2629
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2630
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Bye.

2631
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2632
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Bye.

2633
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Bye.

2634
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Bye.

2635
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Bye.

2636
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Bye.

2637
02:27:21,040 --> 02:27:22,040
Bye.

2638
02:27:22,040 --> 02:27:52,020
Thank you.