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33 seconds and counting all associates stand by 98 is about to launch.

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Let's hear it ladies and gentlemen. Let's go and cheer. Come on.

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Whose credit card is this?

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4, 3, 2, 1, cheer!

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4, 3, 2, 1, cheer!

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Hey, hey, don't do it!

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*music*

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Fat 32.

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I'm not sure I know.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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It's coming.

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It's Stuart Chaffee.

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It's at Computer Chronicles.

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It's coming fast.

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It's coming hard.

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And it's going right,

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right into your computer screen.

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How are you getting on?

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That was the intro there for Computer Chronicles, the series of streams where we watch Computer Chronicles with Stuart Chaffee.

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I want to say a big thank you to Michael Muto and also Greg from the States for your amazing support for this absolutely paganistic pursuit into the past realm of technological advancements.

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And I say paganistic. It's not paganistic in the slightest.

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Sure, it was Windows 98. This is 1997. The show that we're going to watch, the Computer Chronicles, is from 1997 today.

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And we'll have a little look at this. It's San Jose Public Service Television.

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Let me get this on the screen properly here.

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I'll just fucking resize that there. Don't worry, it's all fun and games. It's all part of the act.

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This is all part of the program.

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I move myself a little bit closer to the mic. And here we go. Get strapped in.

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There's no dilly-dallying this time. There's no need to wait around. We know what we want.

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We know what we like. We like what we know. And it's Stuart Shaffey with his lovely Computer Show.

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The Computer Chronicles. Let's see. This is Computer Chronicles. Comdex 98. I don't even know what Comdex is.

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I just seen Comdex 98. And you know it was probably some kind of convention where they just show up and showcase all the latest shite they were pumping out onto their machines.

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Let's watch that stuff right now. The time for talk is over. The time for Stuart Shaffey Productions is here.

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A nice pop shield. Thank you very much. It's actually a hiking sock.

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The other paired hiking sock to the pair. It wasn't paired like a Bluetooth speaker.

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We haven't got that far yet.

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We're not that far into the future yet.

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Where you have to pair your socks together with the Bluetooth.

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But it would be a handy way of finding them.

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If you had lost them. You just pair them with the Bluetooth.

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The other one went.

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And I never did any hiking anyway.

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And the last time I did. I nearly died.

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Nearly fell into a fucking bog swamp.

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Outside Swinford.

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That's for another day.

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That tale.

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Although I have told it plenty of times.

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Many of the true believers of the stream will know that tale.

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And will feel a slight bit of pain.

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Every time I relay it.

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Stuart Shaffey Productions.

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Comdex 98.

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Let's go.

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Thank you very much.

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Nice pop shield.

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And also.

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Feel the clean.

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Anaconda G.

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Thank you very, very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Anaconda G.

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Bogswamp.

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Bogswamp.

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I know you've put three crying laughing emojis there.

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But it really was a terrifying.

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Horrific ordeal for me at the time.

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And I love this music.

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As the backdrop for me telling you about the ordeal.

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Nearly died.

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Could have died.

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Could have died.

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This week on the Computer Chronicles.

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The best of Comdex.

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This is the amazing new web pad from Cyrix.

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A new wireless appliance.

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It's a web pad.

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A handheld thing.

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It's not an iPad.

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It's a web pad.

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And look.

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We might mock this.

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It's affordable.

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But it's the initial.

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iPad.

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It's before Steve Jobs had his amazing ideas.

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I'm going to put a million.

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He doesn't sound like Kermit the Frog.

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But in that film.

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When.

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When.

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Fassbender was playing him.

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And he had the little.

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Front off with the door.

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The daughter on top of the.

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The car park.

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And he was like.

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Put a million songs in your pocket.

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Going to put a million.

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Put a thousand songs in your pocket.

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That was his comeback.

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To the daughter saying.

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You're a bad dad dad.

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You're never around dad.

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You're never there for me.

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When I'm fucking doing all my stuff.

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I'm graduating.

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All this.

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What have you got to say for yourself dad?

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Put a thousand songs in your pocket.

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But he claims all these ideas were his.

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But they weren't.

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Obviously somebody had the iPad idea.

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Long before he had his little idea.

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Surfing the web.

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Forget learning a foreign language.

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This new software from Language Force.

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Can speak French for you.

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Never took off.

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Didn't take off.

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Still hasn't took off.

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Tired of dragging that laptop to the library?

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This is the C-Pen.

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It'll take notes for you.

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And then dump them into your computer.

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The what pen?

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The C-Pen is it?

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Haven't.

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These are all.

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This is going to be a great episode already.

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I'm feeling the vibe.

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Because none of these technologies took off.

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Feel the clean.

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And bring back the Viper t-shirt.

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Look.

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I had it on me.

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I could.

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But I can't at the moment.

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Because they're in the wash.

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But thanks very much for the tip.

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And it's great to see the appreciation for the shirt out there.

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Not a lot of appreciation for the shirt these days.

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I've noticed.

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Feel the clean.

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Mr. Stockhammer.

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Thank you very much.

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Very, very kindy there.

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Let's just go back to that seed pod or whatever the fuck that was.

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And finally a way to make T-Pen French.

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Forget lo-

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We'll go back to-

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This week on the Computer Chronicles.

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The best of Comdex.

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This is the amazing new web pad from Cyrix.

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A new wireless appliance for surfing the web.

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From Cyrix.

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Forget learning a foreign language.

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This new software from-

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Thank you very much there, Silver Pixie.

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And Mr. Stockhammer.

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And Big Jock.

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Thank you very much.

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Big Jock New.

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That's a Rangers fan.

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I've only-

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That's come up there.

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I'm not even arsed anyway.

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Like, I don't even care.

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Thanks very much for the tip.

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I have a COVID test tomorrow.

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Might be the last time I donate.

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You say, I doubt it.

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Because you're probably going to be okay.

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Thanks for the tip.

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So that was the seed pod.

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Language.

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We're surfing the web.

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Not that.

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Not that.

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That was the original iPad.

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Web pad from Cyrix.

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Web pad from Cyrix.

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It's a new wireless appliance.

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We're surfing the web.

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Forget learning a language.

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Here's the web language app you can install on your Game Boy.

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Learning a foreign language, this new software from Language Force can speak French for you.

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Tired of dragging that laptop to the library?

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Not really, Stuart.

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No, not really.

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It's light enough.

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I don't have to drag it.

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And I can avail of their Wi-Fi when I'm there.

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Why would I need this thing here?

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The C-pen.

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Looks terrible.

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This is the C-pen.

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It'll take notes for you and then dump them into your computer.

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Looks like an arbitrary piece of tat.

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that I wouldn't waste my money on because it's just another device.

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This is before smartphones.

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So, I mean, the type of shite we were lugging around in our bags before the phone came out.

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Smartphones.

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And what's this?

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Is this soccer attack?

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It's a video editing software.

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It's Avid.

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Look at this.

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The original Avid.

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It's not the original though because Avid existed long before 1998.

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This must be some kind of consumer version of Avid.

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Finally, a way to make better home movies on your PC.

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Consumer convergence.

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He missed the kick there.

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Look at that.

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It was really easy.

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Look at the kick he missed there.

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Finally, a way to make better home.

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Was that kid drunk?

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Was he?

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Home movies on your PC.

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Go back there again.

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It's a blank ball.

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Consumer convergence has arrived with Avid Cinema for Windows.

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Plus my pick of the week, a new piece of internet software.

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It will make the virtual world a little more real.

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Wow.

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It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

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The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by BigStar.com.

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With thousands of video and audio and movie superstars for the whole family.

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Please do the HP jazz thing as well.

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Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

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TechWeb.

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And by TVA, Television Associates.

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Bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD-authoring and MPEG-encoding services.

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MPEG-encoding TVA, or as the kids in Compton used to call it.

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Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

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I'm Stuart Shiffey.

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Comdex is the country's biggest computer trade show.

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The Fall Edition, held in Las Vegas each year, brings more than 2,000 exhibitors into town

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and introduces nearly 10,000 new technology products.

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10,000.

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Thank you very much, Robbie.

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So we try to hone down that list.

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Hone down.

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Thank you very much, Robbie, for that.

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And also, someone's tips is taken by BigJock didn't know.

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And I take it back.

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I want a Catholic creation.

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Thank you very much for the tips, lads.

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And also, CG.

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CG.

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I hope you're honing your tips tonight, lads.

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And it's a great Ralph Lauren job there as well.

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And hopefully, I'm not too loud on the microphone here.

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I just wanted to be a bit closer.

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So it's very, it's just, it's a nice, warm sound that can compete with the dulcet tones of Stuart Shiffey.

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I know that my shrill, nasally voice will never be able to reach those depths that Stu manages to fucking plunder or plunge.

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Not plunder.

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He's not going to plunder in any depths.

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But I want to remark on how amazing his shirt is there.

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It's a lovely blue Ralph Lauren.

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And you get that in fucking TK Maxx probably for 45 quid.

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Not even that cheap.

272
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Even though TK Maxx would have you believe that you're getting a cheap deal.

273
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Still 45 quid.

274
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Which leads me to ask, how much are these people paying for their Ralph Lauren in the first place?

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They're probably paying upwards of 100, 200 dollars or quid or euro for a shirt.

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Which is insane.

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Do you just get to that?

278
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I don't think I'll ever get to that level, you know.

279
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Even if I was, if I won the lottery.

280
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That would just seem too much to pay for a shirt.

281
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A shirt.

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Any recommendations for a barber around Shrule?

283
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Says Brian.

284
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No, but.

285
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One person that would have known or probably still does know is Stuart Shiffey.

286
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He goes to the old thatch cottage to get a lovely wood weave done.

287
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On his bance.

288
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The internet.

289
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And language handling.

290
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And we'll begin with the internet product.

291
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Starting out with the amazing web pad from Cyrix.

292
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Now Cyrix, you're a chip company.

293
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But you guys have a prototype.

294
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I'm using your chip, I assume.

295
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:12,820
Yes, of course.

296
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You're a chip, I assume.

297
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Chip company.

298
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Called.

299
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You're a chip company.

300
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,760
But you guys have a prototype.

301
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Now using your chip, I assume.

302
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:20,720
Yes, of course.

303
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Called the web pad.

304
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And this is what everybody at Comdex was talking about.

305
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Because we're all looking.

306
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What's really new?

307
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What's cool?

308
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Have you seen the web pad at Cyrix?

309
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So give us, first of all, a kind of.

310
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Physical tour of what this thing is.

311
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Wow.

312
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Well, I think the most important thing about it is that.

313
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The tobacconist.

314
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Stevie Toback.

315
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The tobacconist.

316
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And he is a national semiconductor.

317
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Not really.

318
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He works for a company called National Semiconductor.

319
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But it just doesn't really clarify that.

320
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So you could just have him down as a semiconductor.

321
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It's a classic look.

322
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It's got, it's like George Costanza with hair.

323
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And another lovely shirt as well.

324
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It's a great vibe shirt.

325
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Shirt vibe.

326
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In the late 90s that they had going on there.

327
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And some interesting video game packages at the back.

328
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,920
Space boy or something.

329
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Rubbish stuff.

330
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Steve Toback.

331
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Let's have a look at what he's got here.

332
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It's an amazing iPad before the iPad was even invented.

333
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It's wireless.

334
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,860
As you can see, there are no connectors or wires whatsoever.

335
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,220
It's a wireless internet terminal.

336
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,820
With that, we are live online right now.

337
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This is your Cyrix website.

338
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,320
And we'll play around with it a second.

339
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,360
We're going to get to play around with it.

340
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,600
You want to play around.

341
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,000
And your levels are good.

342
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:33,840
Thank you very much.

343
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,560
And Joey, Joey Baker.

344
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,580
Thank you very much.

345
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Poddy Bob.

346
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,900
Thank you very much.

347
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,000
And Shite Guides.

348
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,340
Thank you very much.

349
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,320
You should have one of those hoops the magician has.

350
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,880
There's no wires anywhere here.

351
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,220
Absolutely.

352
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,180
Just run a hoop right over.

353
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:50,500
Okay.

354
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,900
And just what's in the box here.

355
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,220
Now, I know this is just a prototype.

356
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,020
We should point that out.

357
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,060
So it's not finished yet.

358
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,900
But you plan a USB port over here.

359
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,280
So I can add peripherals to it?

360
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:58,640
Yes.

361
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,240
That'll be an option for customers.

362
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,400
For PC manufacturing.

363
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,980
So a printer, storage, or whatever?

364
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:03,800
Yes.

365
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,300
That's correct.

366
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:04,660
Okay.

367
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,260
And then what are the buttons you have over here?

368
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:12,780
Well, before we get to the buttons, we have a 10.4-inch color active matrix display, which

369
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,780
is very high performance.

370
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:14,120
And a touch screen.

371
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,640
This is how I interact with the website.

372
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:16,140
Absolutely.

373
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:16,320
Wow.

374
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,300
Up here, we have the on-off button.

375
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,660
This toggles the keyboard.

376
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:20,900
The keyboard.

377
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:21,300
Okay.

378
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:21,720
And they're out.

379
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:22,980
Look at those.

380
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:23,820
Look at those.

381
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,380
Look at those.

382
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,880
Imagine pressing those and toggling away with them.

383
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,640
You've got a little D-pad there as well.

384
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,140
Three option buttons for toggling.

385
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,400
It's not touch screen, but it doesn't matter.

386
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,820
You've got the internet on a little portable screen.

387
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,000
What more do you want?

388
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,320
These are user configurable, essentially.

389
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,200
And this one-

390
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,200
Looks like a joystick or cursor.

391
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:43,460
Yeah.

392
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,560
This one is essentially a cursor or a scroll bar.

393
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:45,700
Right.

394
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,720
And so you have a little pilot-type pen that you would actually use this with?

395
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,280
Absolutely.

396
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:49,720
Wow.

397
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,320
So show us how you would actually navigate.

398
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,760
So I could just be at home anywhere watching TV and have this in my lap.

399
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,220
And I'm watching the football game.

400
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,720
And the guy says, check out NFL.com.

401
00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,200
And I say, sure.

402
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,320
And I can do it while-

403
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,260
Watching the game tonight.

404
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:08,580
And when a few of your friends coming around to watch the game on the TV screen, you pull

405
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:15,160
out your little game handheld internet device and show that off to the boys.

406
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,000
The game boys.

407
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,420
The boys that come around to your house to watch the game.

408
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,620
I now refer to them as the game boys.

409
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,340
Watching TV then, huh?

410
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:25,780
Absolutely.

411
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,160
Or you could be in the kitchen.

412
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,200
Watching a little bit of TV there, right?

413
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,140
Absolutely.

414
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,580
You could be in the kitchen.

415
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,440
You could be cooking.

416
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,540
You could be making the wings for the game.

417
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,360
Navigate.

418
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:40,740
So I could just be at home anywhere watching TV and have this in my lap.

419
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,200
And I'm watching the football game.

420
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,700
And the guy says, check out NFL.com.

421
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,380
Crenuts and pisps.

422
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,520
Thank you so much.

423
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:46,940
Sure.

424
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,020
And I can do it while I'm watching TV then, huh?

425
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,520
Absolutely.

426
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,960
Or you could be in the kitchen.

427
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:53,940
You could be out lounging in a lounge chair outside.

428
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,220
Anywhere in or around the home.

429
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,280
So if I want to show the web how to-

430
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,580
There's a lovely little scene being painted there, isn't there?

431
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,500
You can be out in the kitchen.

432
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,260
You can be in a lounge chair.

433
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,100
If you want to just be lounging around the house.

434
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:04,740
It doesn't matter.

435
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:10,520
So they're really fleshing out the imaginary scene in which you'd use this little gizmoid here.

436
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,080
Whatever the fuck it is.

437
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:21,420
A chunky piece of clunk that you would have probably paid an armchair and a leg chair and a table leg for back in the day.

438
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,420
And it's not worth an absolute VTech feck now.

439
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,320
And he's got his little stylus.

440
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,760
He's pissing around with a little stylus on the screen.

441
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,860
The Game Boys would laugh at you.

442
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:41,740
If you brought the Game Boys around to watch whoever it is playing fucking Milwaukee Dolphins versus the Miami Green Bay Packers.

443
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,520
And then you whipped out your game console.

444
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,420
Would you like to sit in my lounge chair for a moment, Game Boys?

445
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,540
And play my game console.

446
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:57,680
Well, let's see if we can find that NFL.com site that you were referring to.

447
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,300
Okay, there we are.

448
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:02,060
And let me guess you're a San Francisco 49ers fan.

449
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:02,900
Not a bad idea.

450
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,160
So we'll just click on that.

451
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,940
So you touch the screen and you move your cursor there and you activate it that way.

452
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:12,160
And we could see that the 49ers are actually a game and a half behind the Falcons.

453
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,400
Yeah, unfortunately, right.

454
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,940
You could check that the next game that they're playing is with the Giants.

455
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,900
So any of the normal stuff like that.

456
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,820
There's a haunting look there from Shafee.

457
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,500
Did you see that?

458
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,080
Play, right.

459
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:38,440
You could, uh, you could check that the next year.

460
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:38,700
Yearning.

461
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:40,460
Game that they're playing.

462
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:45,680
So any of the normal stuff I would do using my mouse and cursor and clicking, I could do with the pen on the touchscreen here.

463
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:51,980
It essentially gives you an experience on the internet equivalent to what you get on a personal computer sitting at a desktop.

464
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,200
All right, now pop up the keyboard a second.

465
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,440
The first question is, hey, wait a minute.

466
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,840
How do I enter a URL?

467
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,540
How do I do email, et cetera?

468
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:00,880
Yeah, and essentially what you would do is you'd pop up the keyboard and you...

469
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,980
Why didn't they just say, how do I enter a website?

470
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,120
Why does everyone always have to say URL?

471
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,700
It's just like, just enter the fucking website, man.

472
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,860
URL, universal resource locator.

473
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,340
And I just type away as I might on a Palm Pilot keyboard or something.

474
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,120
Exactly, and there you can highlight it and you can just type away.

475
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,980
And there's even a dot com button so you don't have to enter all those letters.

476
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:23,680
We're going to type that each time.

477
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:23,920
Yeah.

478
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,560
All right, I see you have speakers built in.

479
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:25,940
Is that right?

480
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,080
So there'll be audio capability.

481
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:27,760
That's correct.

482
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,720
All right, now how is this working?

483
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,980
I have this at home now.

484
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,820
I mean, how is it connected to the internet?

485
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,660
What's the connection?

486
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:38,560
Well, essentially today, the primary connection to the internet is through a 56K modem.

487
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:38,800
Right.

488
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,400
Lovely imagery there.

489
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,280
Shafae's hairline in the chat.

490
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:47,260
Shafae's hairline, Carol M says, is like a majestic sub-Saharan wave.

491
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,040
So this particular prototype is interfacing.

492
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,960
There, look.

493
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,860
Sub-Saharan wave.

494
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,520
How is it connected to the internet?

495
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:58,380
What's the connection?

496
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:03,280
Well, essentially today, the primary connection to the internet is through a 56K modem.

497
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:03,500
Right.

498
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:10,540
So this particular prototype is interfacing through a card in a PC through a 56K modem.

499
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,540
As we're using it now.

500
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,160
That's correct.

501
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,680
So I do need a PC right now.

502
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,760
Yes, today, yes.

503
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,380
But, I mean, the plan could be, this could be, I assume, just like a cordless phone at home, right?

504
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,660
Plugged into a phone base?

505
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,240
That's the ideal model.

506
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:21,880
Phone base.

507
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:30,160
That would be a phone base that would have your connection, whether it's a 56K modem or even a higher speed, a DSL or cable modem type connection.

508
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:35,420
And you would simply interface to it just like you would with a cordless phone.

509
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:35,740
Okay.

510
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,500
Can I hold this a second?

511
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,120
Yes, of course.

512
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:42,540
So I would normally just kind of sit here like this, and this is kind of cool, and just play around, again, watching TV or sitting at the kitchen table.

513
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,080
Oh, let's do this.

514
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:43,600
Game Boy.

515
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:45,060
I can get rid of that keyboard, et cetera.

516
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:45,800
Game Boy.

517
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,160
Now, this is a prototype.

518
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,880
You guys don't make computers.

519
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:49,780
You're a chip company.

520
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,020
You're going to OEM this.

521
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,020
Chip company.

522
00:22:52,020 --> 00:23:18,380
You're going to OEM this out.

523
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,240
I take it to other people.

524
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,100
Yes, that's correct.

525
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,120
When could we plan to think that we're going to actually see a product like this?

526
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:27,580
Well, since we launched so powerfully at Comdex, we are now.

527
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,900
It's like a cordless phone.

528
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,640
Greg from the States.

529
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,440
Thank you very much.

530
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,260
Swamped by customers.

531
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:40,720
And we expect that there will be a number of companies launching products based on this reference design in 1999.

532
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,600
And any idea what the price point would be?

533
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,400
Lovely bit of shadow there, movement.

534
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,160
You see the shadow movement there?

535
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,740
Well, it's kind of in 1999.

536
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,860
Shadow dancer look.

537
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:48,500
See that?

538
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,400
Any idea what the price point would be for this?

539
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,960
Well, it's kind of hard to say.

540
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,160
There are a variety of potential models.

541
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,040
It could come out at, say, $500 or $600.

542
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,720
Or it could be a subsidized model.

543
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:00,900
Subsidized.

544
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,060
The sensual sooty and sweet.

545
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:03,960
Thank you very much.

546
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,960
In which case, it might be quite a bit less expensive.

547
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:07,960
Thank you.

548
00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:08,880
Thank you.

549
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,380
Now, suppose you're on the net, but you're chatting with someone from France, and they only speak French.

550
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,340
Not much of a chat.

551
00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,460
Never happened, Stu.

552
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,180
Never happened, my friend.

553
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:18,080
And you know what?

554
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,140
If I have anything to do with it, it fucking never will.

555
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,860
Well, at Comdex, there was a great new solution to that problem.

556
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:27,740
They're speaking my language or a bust, Stu.

557
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,800
One called Language 2000.

558
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,120
Blaine, this is your company.

559
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,460
Language Forces the company.

560
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,320
We've seen speech recognition products before.

561
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,140
We've seen text trans...

562
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:37,760
We've got a headset.

563
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,640
We've got a headset.

564
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:39,960
Repeat, guys.

565
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,600
We've got a headset coming right up.

566
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,320
Man with a headset.

567
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,160
Translation programs before.

568
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,060
You've basically brought these two together.

569
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,240
Is that the idea between...

570
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:47,960
That's the idea.

571
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,740
Yes, what we've done is that now with speech recognition...

572
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:55,000
We've got Dr. Blaine Leckett from Language Forces Technology.

573
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,040
He's got a headset.

574
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:04,820
He's going to be showing us how to speak French to your French pen pal over the Internet via a gaming console device.

575
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,640
Otherwise known as a Game Boy or...

576
00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:14,800
Ignition technology and the advent of more improved translation technology.

577
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,640
We can actually bring the two together and make a practical tool for people to communicate in other languages.

578
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:18,900
All right.

579
00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:20,100
Now, how would I really use this?

580
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,440
I just gave the web example.

581
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,420
Is that a normal case of how I might use something like Language 2000?

582
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:25,100
Absolutely.

583
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:26,920
Let's say you want to go to a French website.

584
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,940
Well, we have on here what's known as the Instant Web Translator.

585
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:30,240
Okay.

586
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,860
You can go to, say, a French website.

587
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,060
You don't understand French.

588
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:39,180
But go in there and the Instant Web Translator will translate your French text into English and speak it back to you in English.

589
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:43,600
So your software kind of reads the text in the foreign language, translates it into my language.

590
00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,400
And more than just French, I assume, you do other languages?

591
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:45,860
Exactly.

592
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,940
We have German, we have Spanish, and also Russian.

593
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,160
I've never been to a French website.

594
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,940
I never knew they existed.

595
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,380
I just thought all the intent was all the stuff I was looking at.

596
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:56,220
It's all .com.

597
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:56,980
You know?

598
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,520
English.

599
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,820
On the online voice chat, same idea?

600
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:02,600
Same idea.

601
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,800
You can go to, say, a French chat line.

602
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:08,280
We supply 10 or 20 of the top most popular French chat lines.

603
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:08,680
Uh-huh.

604
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:11,180
You can go in and then speak in English through your microphone.

605
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,540
Literally speak, not just type.

606
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,700
Literally speak in English.

607
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:18,020
It will go into the chat room, translate into French, and all the other people in there will hear the French.

608
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,360
Or it would type out in the French language inside the chat room so I could communicate with these people.

609
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:22,620
Exactly.

610
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,580
All right, now I see you have a games option up here.

611
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,120
We won't get around to that right now.

612
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,820
But speak and talk, this is what really intrigues me.

613
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,000
Look at how crap it looks.

614
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,280
Little robot to indicate games.

615
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:35,380
And then this little robot's just gone like this.

616
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,100
He's gone to hover over some of the options here.

617
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,420
Speak and talk or online voice chat.

618
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,540
And when he went over the online voice chat, the little robot at Simon was.

619
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,020
Why?

620
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,360
What's that going to do?

621
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,020
Rubbish.

622
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:54,340
Why did you see the robot then?

623
00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,660
He just fucking keeled over.

624
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:57,560
Look at this.

625
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,100
Look at that.

626
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,860
Why is he doing that?

627
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,220
The robot at the top right hand side of the screen.

628
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,980
It really intrigues me because the dream is.

629
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,620
Terrible stuff.

630
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,220
The dream.

631
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,140
What is the dream, Stu?

632
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,360
Schwimm after fuck.

633
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,200
Thank you very much.

634
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,540
And Steve Jennings.

635
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,040
Thank you very much, Steve Jennings.

636
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,560
If I don't know, speak and talk.

637
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,180
This is what really intrigues me.

638
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,460
Because the dream is that if I don't know French, I can speak in English.

639
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,100
And some machine will instantly speak that in French.

640
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,240
That's what this will do?

641
00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,340
That's what this will do.

642
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,140
All right, show me how.

643
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:37,600
Okay.

644
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,980
We'll open our dictation.

645
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,980
Let's do some dictation.

646
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,220
Good morning, period.

647
00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:47,620
I want to do dictation.

648
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:47,860
How are you?

649
00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:48,540
Question mark.

650
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,620
My name is Robbie, period.

651
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:51,860
Now.

652
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,720
My name is Robbie, period.

653
00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:58,080
It's like he's making a point to the way they do in those American shows.

654
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,840
You're not going out tonight, period.

655
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,600
You're grounded for two weeks, buddy.

656
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,340
Period.

657
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,200
You can speak English and hear French.

658
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,160
Tell me how.

659
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:11,620
Okay.

660
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,000
We're going to open our dictation.

661
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,020
Let's do some dictation.

662
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,100
Dictate to us there, pass.

663
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,060
Dictate to us.

664
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,580
Good morning, period.

665
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,080
How are you?

666
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:24,800
Question mark.

667
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,860
My name is Robbie, period.

668
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:27,020
Period.

669
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,880
Now, you can speak English and hear French, period.

670
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,740
Translate and speak.

671
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:36,680
Wow.

672
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:36,720
Wow.

673
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,280
Bonjour.

674
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,000
Comment allez-vous?

675
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,260
Le matin comme Robbie.

676
00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:49,480
Il peut.

677
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,780
M'entendons un pâté anglais.

678
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,120
Et tes français.

679
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,240
Bonjour.

680
00:28:54,920 --> 00:29:00,640
haha Stephen Hawkins doing the French they got it they got Hockey boys to do the French translation

681
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,820
Bouddha

682
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,820
with the right

683
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:08,420
Bouddha

684
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,420
do good to keep it

685
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:13,420
you too good to keep it

686
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,420
you too good

687
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,020
Bonjour comment a little about a couple of me you could not have a little

688
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:28,840
probably a little bit of a robot even chef a just fucking talked over the end of it which highlighted how

689
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:32,100
Unamazed he was at this piece of technology

690
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:40,400
It's a first for us. We've never heard Stuart Shafi interrupt a robot sir. It's got a white my nostril there

691
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:57,040
Wipe the nostrils. I don't want to end up with the runny nose and then gain the monica

692
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:03,100
shnotty Francis, but it's the first time Stuart Shafi has interrupted a robot

693
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:07,600
He's a mad cat for interrupting the people he has on the show but listen to this

694
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:15,880
In French, we never knew that today would be the day that we got to hear Stuart Shafi interrupting a French Stephen Hawkins

695
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:23,840
Hawkins. All right, so Robbie, your little robot just said that in French, what you had just said in English.

696
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:30,740
Robbie, your little robot. All right, so Robbie, your little robot just said something in French.

697
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:38,160
All right, so Robbie, your little robot just said that in French, what you had just said in English.

698
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:41,880
Exactly. And it happened just in a couple of seconds. I mean, that's the typical situation.

699
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:47,540
Now, this is, I take it you could say anything, right? Exactly. Here's another perfect example.

700
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:55,580
Go ahead. Dictate. Go ahead. Dictate. Where's the toilet? Question mark.

701
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:01,660
Kind of fucking weird questions. That would be asking a French robot man, where's the toilet?

702
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:07,300
Where's the toilet? Question mark. He had to say it twice.

703
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:11,920
Getting there. Let's try it one more time. Failure. On screen.

704
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:19,440
Live failure. On computer chronicles. No time to rehearse this. Apparently, they just had to go with it.

705
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,840
You might end up in an embarrassing situation there. Try it.

706
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,220
It's embarrassing enough, Stu.

707
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:24,960
Again.

708
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:29,100
Period. Where's the toilet? Question mark.

709
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:32,740
Try it again.

710
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:34,760
Period.

711
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,540
Where's the toilet? Question mark.

712
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:39,780
All right.

713
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:40,820
Translate.

714
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:40,820
Translate.

715
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:41,820
All right.

716
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:42,820
Translate and speak.

717
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,320
There you go.

718
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:54,260
So I guess eventually what happens is after you speak three or four times, someone might understand you anyway.

719
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:58,180
Yeah, well, I mean, you wouldn't get anywhere if you didn't understand the language at all.

720
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:01,840
We know in the speech recognition stuff, it's very delicate and it takes training and it takes time.

721
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:10,340
It takes time to get a lot of time. This is sketchy, cutting-edge technology. But the fact is, you could, I mean, I assume one day this will be, you know, a little Palm Pilot on my belt.

722
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,340
Absolutely. And I've got this.

723
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:14,240
Don't even have it on your belt. You just have it in your pocket.

724
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:23,080
Software in there. And I could be, you're saying, I could be walking down the street of Paris. I find some gendarme, a policeman. And I can say to him, hey, where's the closest?

725
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:31,580
Why are you talking to the police, Stu? The subway station or whatever. Exactly. And the little speaker on my pilot says to him in French, where's the closest subway station?

726
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:41,080
Exactly. French, German, Spanish, Italian, other languages are coming out. Japanese, Chinese, something that may be a language you can never understand or never be able to have the time to learn.

727
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,080
Yeah. We'll be able to do that with the instant language series. All right. Now, let me ask you the bottom line question here.

728
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:53,080
We see these things at Comdex and at trade shows and it always seems to work very well, but we know this is difficult stuff and there is a reliability question.

729
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:59,080
Is it at the point where, I mean, you can really use this stuff or is it really still in the pre-experimental stage?

730
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:09,080
I would say that at the moment, the key point behind this is to communicate. For example, you may not know French or I know, I only speak French. I want to communicate to you.

731
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:15,080
The whole idea is to communicate. Now, translations may not be perfect, but we're not writing a thesis here. We want to communicate.

732
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,080
We get the basic idea across. Eventually, we want to communicate.

733
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:42,080
Where's the toilet? Also, why are you speaking into a chicken fillet roll wrapper? You missed the beginning of the top of the show. I was explaining it's a hiking sock. You don't put chicken in a hiking sock. You put microphones in it. And now that will just fucking shield the end of the microphone so it's not popping in your ears. I'm doing this for your benefit. And you're mocking me.

734
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,080
We figured it out. Thanks for the tip.

735
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,080
Thank you very much. Well, a comment is about more than just products. It's a chance to hear the light of the light. We want to communicate.

736
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Was there a cut off there? We get the basic idea across. Eventually, it went from portrait to toilet. We figured it out. Eventually, yes. It's still popping, is it? It's not still popping.

737
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:18,080
Is it still popping when I say this? Is it still popping? Pop. Elements of pop. It's grand. It's grand. No. Okay. Everyone. Yeah. People are disagreeing with you there. Whoever said the pop comment. Schnapp crackle and pop.

738
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:24,080
Thank you very much. Well, Comdex eventually went from portrait to toilet. We figured it out. Eventually, yes.

739
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:41,080
Blame. Thank you very much. Well, Comdex is about more than just products. It's a chance to hear the latest gospel according to Gates or Ellison or Pfeiffer. The keynote speeches are a big part of every fall, Comdex. So we thought we'd give you a little taste of the conference side of America's biggest computer trade show. Yes.

740
00:34:41,080 --> 00:35:02,080
Rome wasn't built in a day, but the virtual city. Yes. Rome wasn't built in a day, but the virtual city of Comdex in Las Vegas is home to a brand new Rome Coliseum. Back in the days of Rome, they would fight in the Coliseum. Trade show.

741
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:29,080
Rome wasn't built in a day. Rome wasn't built in a day, but the virtual city that is Comdex Las Vegas was built in just a few days. And most of the big industry players were present, even if some companies shunned the exhibit floor. Microsoft was hard to miss. And this year, Windows CE and portable computing devices took center stage, as did CEO Bill Gates.

742
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Bill Gates. In addition to the PC itself improving, there'd be lots of smaller. Ooh, Gates. Everyone says that he's dodgy. He knew about Epstein and all that, didn't he? He knew about the whole Epstein stuff, did he? I think we need to, we need to, uh, we need to underscore his presence on screen with something a little bit more appropriate.

743
00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:22,080
Devices that we call personal companions that allow you to review information in a pocket-sized device. The idea is just to, to get that key as soon as he comes on the, on the thing. Yeah. And this year, Windows CE and portable computing devices took center stage, as did CEO Bill Gates.

744
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:29,240
gates. In addition to the PC itself improving, there'll be lots of smaller devices that we call

745
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:37,000
personal companions. And how hilarious as well that he is next to Simp, which is new hilarious

746
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:42,800
internet speak for idiot man who is just, you're a simpleton or something. I don't know. Is it for

747
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:49,980
lads that fucking love internet girls or something like that? You're a simp or something. It's

748
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:57,920
simple humor for simple people, I suppose. But hilariously, he's right next to that word. So

749
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:05,260
I'm sure that has amused some of the people who get a lap out of that. That allow you to review

750
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:10,760
information in a pocket-sized device that's connected up through a wireless network. These

751
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:17,600
are improving rapidly and we expect the volume to be even greater than the PC itself. Microsoft also

752
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:25,540
introduced a technology to improve text quality on LCD screens called ClearType. One thing I'll be

753
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:47,540
showing is the breakthrough called ClearType, which makes it possible to read text off of a flat screen that's very high quality. This has been one of the key missing elements for electronic books, reading off screens. Compact computers skipped the show floor, but Compact's chairman, Eckhard Pfeiffer, presented a keynote speech announcing a speed boost for

754
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:55,480
internet users. "Eckhard Pfeiffer, everyone. Eckhard Pfeiffer, everyone. Eckhard Pfeiffer, everyone. Eckhard Pfeiffer, everyone. It's Eckhard Pfeiffer from Compact."

755
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,480
"Compact is announcing a internet PC with broadband capability."

756
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:05,420
"Internet PC with broadband capability.

757
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:05,420
"Internet PC with broadband capability.

758
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:07,420
"In 1998, this was big, big, big, big, big smoke."

759
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:07,420
"Feel the clean."

760
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:09,420
"Are you doing a bit of video and thank you very much for the tip?"

761
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:21,360
"And also, I love your pop shield."

762
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,360
"And also, I love your pop shield," someone said. "Thanks for your tip as well."

763
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,360
"And a very kind compliment on the old pop shield there."

764
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,360
"Sock shield."

765
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,360
"And Captain Sack, thank you very much."

766
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:41,300
"The consumer will be able to access the internet much, much faster than before, 25 times faster."

767
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,300
"That is called the ADSL technology."

768
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:47,300
"But there are other alternatives in the future. One is via the cable."

769
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,300
"Yep."

770
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,240
"And the other one is via satellite."

771
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,240
"The Presario 5100."

772
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,240
"Look at this guy. Look at this empresario."

773
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,240
"He's got his grey slate stuff."

774
00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:00,240
"He's got his popcorn, his mouse."

775
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,240
"He's ready to fucking digitally live."

776
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,240
"He's ready to live in the cyber realm."

777
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,240
"And he's very well lit as well."

778
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:16,240
"Who lights themselves like that when they're going playing their compact back in 1998?"

779
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
"Eat."

780
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:21,180
"C with broadband access will be available in..."

781
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:24,180
"Hey, see how you rubbed the popcorn on the shirt as well."

782
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,180
"Also, your fingers would be greasy from the popcorn."

783
00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:32,180
"So you'd want to have a towel around to wipe down that little popcorn hand of yours."

784
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,180
"Before you go hand in that lovely, lovely mouse."

785
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,180
"Otherwise, it'll be greasy."

786
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:38,180
"And you know you've done it."

787
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:43,180
"Remember if you're around at your mates and they handed you the controller for the PlayStation or something."

788
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,180
"And they'd had greasy hands."

789
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:48,120
"And the grease would stay on the fucking plastic of the controller."

790
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,120
"Weird man."

791
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,120
"Weird."

792
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:56,120
"Early 1999 for about $1600."

793
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:04,060
"Compac also demonstrated an amusing program that creates three-dimensional, animated talking heads."

794
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:07,000
"As I was saying, what Faceworks allows you to do..."

795
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
"I am your boss."

796
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000
"As I was saying, the compact computer is the internet computer of the future."

797
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
"Yeah?"

798
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,940
"A two-dimensional image."

799
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,940
"A two-dimensional image."

800
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:17,940
"Two-dimensional image."

801
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,940
"Into a 3D talking face."

802
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:19,940
"3D talking face."

803
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:20,940
"I am your boss."

804
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:25,880
"When played back, the face synchronizes to real speech, as you can see."

805
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,880
"Wow, deep fake."

806
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,880
"That was the deep fake of the day."

807
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
"Belle Delphine."

808
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,880
"Belle Delphine."

809
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,820
"Thank you very much."

810
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,820
"Face synchronizes to real speech, as you can see."

811
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:37,820
"Face synchronizes to real speech, as you can see."

812
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:46,760
"Xerox used this year's Comdex to tantalize the audience with some fascinating ideas that seemed at first glance to be science fiction."

813
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,760
"That's your man from Seinfeld, Peterson."

814
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,760
"I thought that was either Jay Leno."

815
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,760
"I thought, do you know the deep fake dude?"

816
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:03,760
"The boss, the German boss of Compaq was actually going to be coming out as a Greek kind of fucking showboater."

817
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,760
"Heads."

818
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,760
"And that's what they were called back in the days of the Acropolis, showboaters."

819
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,760
"Because they were just fucking showing off."

820
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,760
"Walking around in towels."

821
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,760
"What kind of crack was that?"

822
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,760
"What kind of fucking crack were they at in Greece?"

823
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:25,760
"What Faceworks allows you to do is to convert a two-dimensional image into a 3D talking face."

824
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,760
"When played back, the face synchronizes to real speech, as you can see."

825
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:40,760
"Xerox used this year's Comdex to tantalize the audience with some fascinating ideas that seemed at first glance to be science fiction."

826
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:49,760
"But Xerox chief scientist, John Seely Brown promised paper and even staples with electronic memories in the near future."

827
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:56,760
"What would it be to build a new kind of paper document that was truly erasable and can be rewritten?"

828
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,760
"Look at this cyber hatch."

829
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,760
"Cybernetic organism."

830
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,760
"He's a walk-and-talking, cybernetic orgasm."

831
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,760
"It's Billy Onions."

832
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,760
"It's not really. It's John Seely Brown is his name or something."

833
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:17,760
"Yeah, John Seely Brown from Xerox, the print and press."

834
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,760
"I think they made the first GPU."

835
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,760
"It's truly erasable."

836
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,760
"It can be truly erasable."

837
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,760
"Rewritten as many times as you want."

838
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,760
"Yes, that is possible."

839
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,760
"Let me show you, first of all, the pulp of the future."

840
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,760
"Yeah, no, Apple ripped it off, Jade."

841
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
"Apple ripped it off."

842
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,760
"Oh, yeah, man, you're having a laugh."

843
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
"I see."

844
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,760
"Palm de terre."

845
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,760
"Oh, you're naming fruit."

846
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,760
"I thought you were saying that Apple did the GUI."

847
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,760
"Forget it."

848
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,760
"These are bichromal balls."

849
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,760
"Each ball half white, half black."

850
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,760
"You embed this in a sheet of paper, as a sheet of paper."

851
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,760
"Put an electric field over this."

852
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,760
"And these balls rotate."

853
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,760
"It is a bistable system."

854
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,760
"So they rotate to the black or the white and stay stuck."

855
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,760
"Till they get hit by another charge."

856
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,760
"And?"

857
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:16,760
"In fact, here is a piece of this paper that has yet to be written on."

858
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,760
"Weird."

859
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,760
"Weird."

860
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760
"Something weird about that."

861
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,760
"Can we get the dark, depraved music, please?"

862
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,760
"Can we slow that down, please?"

863
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:30,760
"Yeah, slow that down."

864
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:31,760
"Not far, Earchy."

865
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,760
"Thank you very much."

866
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

867
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,760
"Heard it, what would you do with this?"

868
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,760
"Heard it, what would you do with this?"

869
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,760
"Heard it, what would you do with this?"

870
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,760
"It's night at nine on dispatches."

871
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,760
"The wet white man."

872
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,760
"The wet white man."

873
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,760
"Mr. Wet white man."

874
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

875
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

876
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

877
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:53,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

878
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

879
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

880
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

881
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:57,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

882
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

883
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

884
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:00,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

885
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

886
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

887
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

888
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

889
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

890
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

891
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

892
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

893
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

894
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

895
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

896
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

897
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

898
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760
"Now what would you do with this?"

899
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,760
"The wet white man."

900
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,760
"The wet white man.

901
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,760
Tonight at nine on dispatches."

902
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,760
"Mr. Wet Wipe."

903
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,760
"Okay, thank you very much Mari Arcee there and Sandra Joyce."

904
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,760
"Arizona.

905
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,760
"Arizona.

906
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:32,760
"Thank you very much."

907
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:37,760
"Let me give you just a couple of examples."

908
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:44,760
"Consider the possibility of pulling out this piece of paper, pulling out a wireless fax machine."

909
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,760
"Of course this paper you can wrap up, fold in your pocket, unfold it."

910
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:54,760
"And all you have to do is pull this thing across the page."

911
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,760
"And what happens?"

912
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,760
"What?"

913
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,760
"I didn't see that."

914
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,760
"It's not possible."

915
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,760
"And what happens?"

916
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,760
"Pull this thing across the page."

917
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,760
"And what happens?"

918
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,760
"Sorry there.

919
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,760
Very loud."

920
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,760
"Let me give you a slightly more extreme example."

921
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,760
"We've been exploring the notion of staples, smart staples that can identify the document for you."

922
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,760
"Let me give you an example."

923
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:32,760
"Here is a new kind of a staple that basically is RF sensitive."

924
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760
"All the stuff I never seen any of this stuff."

925
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,760
"I never seen the wet wipe."

926
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,760
"I never seen the staple or the fucking dust or any of this edit stuff that he was doing."

927
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:47,760
"RF beam and what happens is that this staple generates an HTTP address."

928
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:52,760
"So basically consider now a printer that prints out one page of the entire document."

929
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,760
"You put this staple on it."

930
00:45:54,760 --> 00:46:05,760
"And now walk up to a new type of monitor and all you have to do is to wave this document in front of the monitor."

931
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,760
"And it instantly knows where to go to the web to pull up the document."

932
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,760
"Pull it up so you could see other people's annotations."

933
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,760
"Pull it to see if you have the most recent version of the document."

934
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,760
"And so on and so forth."

935
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,760
"Bridging."

936
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,760
"Bridging very carefully."

937
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,760
"Bridging."

938
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,760
"The paper in the digital world."

939
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,760
"Digital."

940
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,760
"For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien."

941
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,760
"For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien."

942
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,760
"World."

943
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,760
"For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien."

944
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:44,760
"Game point."

945
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:52,760
"One of the themes at Comdex was the emergence of information appliances, mobile computing, and

946
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,760
application-specific devices.

947
00:46:53,760 --> 00:47:02,760
Perhaps the best example at Comdex in this category was the amazing C-Pen from a Swedish company called C-Technologies."

948
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,760
"Johan, thank you for coming all the way from..."

949
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,760
"Johan, thank you very much Xerox for the tip."

950
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,760
"From Sweden to demonstrate this for us."

951
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,760
"Johan from Sweden."

952
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,760
"Johan has come all the way from Sweden."

953
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:18,760
"Thank you very liberal country in Europe where they play Game Boys."

954
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,760
"Johan, thank you for coming all the way from Sweden to demonstrate this for us."

955
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,760
"Thank you."

956
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,760
"This is the C-Pen here and it is really quite amazing.

957
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,760
Lots of folks were talking about this thing."

958
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
"Yes, it is."

959
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,760
"First of all, tell us what is inside this tiny thing."

960
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,760
"Inside there is a digital camera, a strong-arm processor, and an 8 megabyte of memory."

961
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,760
"And what speed?

962
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,760
What's a 100 megahertz processor?"

963
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,760
"That's correct."

964
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,760
"This is a little computer."

965
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,760
"Exactly."

966
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,760
"It's got memory, it's got a CPU, and its input is a digital."

967
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,760
"Exactly."

968
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,760
"Exactly."

969
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,760
"Exactly."

970
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,760
"Exactly."

971
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:57,760
"Inside there is a digital camera, a strong-arm processor, and an 8 megabyte of memory."

972
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
"And what speed?

973
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,760
What's a 100 megahertz processor?"

974
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760
"That's correct."

975
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760
"This is a little computer."

976
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,760
"Exactly."

977
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,760
"It's got memory, it's got a CPU, and its input is a digital camera."

978
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
"Exactly."

979
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,760
"Exactly."

980
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,760
"Now, you've got an LCD screen for output.

981
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,760
Just show us what you can do, how you set this thing up."

982
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,760
"Sure.

983
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,760
You can press and turn."

984
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,760
"It's kind of like what you do with a cell phone."

985
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,760
"Exactly."

986
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,760
"You Swedish guys know how to make cell phones."

987
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,760
"Oh yeah."

988
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,760
"And here are different settings, if you want to read English or Swedish text, just pick that

989
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,760
up."

990
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,760
"Alright, so I can set it up.

991
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,760
Now, what do I do with this thing?"

992
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,760
"You read text.

993
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,760
For example, you go to the library, where you can't really tear out pages."

994
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,760
"So you scan the text."

995
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,760
"Alright, so I go to the library, there's this book, and I really need a couple of paragraphs

996
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:36,760
here for a report I'm doing."

997
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,760
"Just let him talk, Stu.

998
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Let him talk.

999
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760
"He's got all the answers you need, Stu."

1000
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,760
"You're cutting them off."

1001
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,760
"I can't take the book out of the library.

1002
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,760
I really want to rip the page out.

1003
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,760
I'm kind of stuck.

1004
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,760
I don't want to sit there and write it all.

1005
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,760
I didn't bring my laptop.

1006
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,760
I can actually now take the stuff home with me inside the C-Pen.

1007
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,760
Is that the deal?"

1008
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,760
"That's perfect."

1009
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:57,760
"Show me, let's use that as an example rather than the book and show me how you do it."

1010
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,760
"Yeah.

1011
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,760
"Simply drag the C-Pen over the text like this."

1012
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,760
"This is not a scanner.

1013
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,760
You're actually taking a digital photograph of the words.

1014
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760
Is that right?"

1015
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,760
"That's right."

1016
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,760
"And then processing it in OCR and get inside that?"

1017
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,760
"Yeah.

1018
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,760
"Image processing and OCR processing inside here."

1019
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,760
"Okay, and you scan one line at a time."

1020
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,760
"Yeah."

1021
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,760
"You have to be real careful to do it perfectly."

1022
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,760
"No, you can strike a little.

1023
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,760
The image processing will correct that."

1024
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,760
"So to clean that up inside."

1025
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,760
"Inside that little thing here."

1026
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,760
"Inside here."

1027
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,760
"Nothing is on the computer."

1028
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,760
"So once it leaves here."

1029
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,760
"He's absolutely shitting himself, this fella."

1030
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:36,760
"So you can't really be on his case for just being monotone and going, 'Exactly.

1031
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,760
Exactly."

1032
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,760
"This is a very high powered pressurized scenario for him."

1033
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,760
"And you can see that from the shaking effect on his hands here."

1034
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,760
"So to clean that up inside."

1035
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,760
"Inside that little thing."

1036
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,760
"Inside here, nothing is on the computer."

1037
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,760
"So once it leaves here, it's finished, it's OCRed, it's translated."

1038
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,760
"Yeah, let me show you one more time here."

1039
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,760
"Okay, so again you're just scanning the lines on that."

1040
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,760
"Yeah."

1041
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,760
"How much can I scan?

1042
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,760
How much can I get in the time?"

1043
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,760
"3,000 pages."

1044
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,760
"3,000 pages."

1045
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760
"Yeah."

1046
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,760
"So you've got eight megabytes of memory in there."

1047
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
"That's correct."

1048
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,760
"Alright, so I've been in the library, I've scanned my 3,000 pages."

1049
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,760
"Yeah."

1050
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,760
"First of all, how do I know it's safely in here?"

1051
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,760
"3,000 pages with that."

1052
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,760
"Good luck."

1053
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,760
"Here, can I actually look at the text on that screen and say, 'Yes, I've really got it?"

1054
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,760
"Yeah, you can look at it right here."

1055
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,760
"So let's hold it up here."

1056
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,760
"Okay, so that's the actual text that we just scanned in."

1057
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760
"Right."

1058
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,760
"So I come home and say, 'I really do know I've got the material I need."

1059
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,760
"Yeah, you can even edit the files within the CPEN."

1060
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,760
"Oh, I decided I didn't want that paragraph, I can delete it?"

1061
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,760
"Mhm, edit."

1062
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:39,760
"Alright, I come home and now I want to work this stuff in my word processor, so I'm going to take this stuff and put it inside a report I'm working on how I do that."

1063
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
"Game boy."

1064
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,760
"So you just connect to your PC with the infrared receiver."

1065
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
"So I just point it at the IR."

1066
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:48,760
"Yeah, and you find the CPEN here, and notes, that's where you store the files."

1067
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760
"Mhm, mhm."

1068
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,760
"And here, this is what we scanned right now."

1069
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,760
"And then you click on it."

1070
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,760
"And it's now basically transferring a file from the CPEN to the PC."

1071
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760
"That's correct."

1072
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,760
"Wow."

1073
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,760
"This is just treating this like another drive or something."

1074
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,760
"Perfectly."

1075
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,760
"Perfectly."

1076
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:12,760
"It was a combination of exactly and perfect, we got perfectly."

1077
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,760
"Did you hear that everyone, perfectly?"

1078
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,760
"Let's go back there for one more one."

1079
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,760
"Is that what's happening?"

1080
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,760
"Drive or something."

1081
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,760
"Perfectly."

1082
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,760
"Perfectly."

1083
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,760
"Perfectly."

1084
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,760
"It's treating this like another drive or something."

1085
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,760
"Perfectly."

1086
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,760
"Very good."

1087
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,760
"Is that what's happening?"

1088
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,760
"That's what's happening right now."

1089
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,760
"And Stu didn't want to rest on the perfectly laurel there."

1090
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:37,760
"So he forced the answer, he prompted him."

1091
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,760
"So is that what it's doing?"

1092
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,760
"Yeah?"

1093
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,760
"Talk to me here."

1094
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,760
"Because you're just saying words."

1095
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,760
"Just treating this like another..."

1096
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,760
"And it's now basically transferring a file from the CPEN to the PC."

1097
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,760
"That's correct."

1098
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,760
"This is just treating this like another drive or something."

1099
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,760
"Perfectly."

1100
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
"Yeah."

1101
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,760
"Is that what's happening?"

1102
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,760
"That's what's happening right now."

1103
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,760
"Here it is."

1104
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,760
"And that's what you just scanned in."

1105
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
"Mm-hmm."

1106
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,760
"All right, what is the status of this product?

1107
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,760
Is it for sale now?"

1108
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,760
"It's for sale in Sweden and Europe, but it will come to the US late April."

1109
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,760
"All right, so you tell me about the memory.

1110
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,760
I can do 3,000 pages.

1111
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,760
What about the battery situation?

1112
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,760
There's an internal rechargeable battery?"

1113
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,760
"It's internal rechargeable battery.

1114
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760
We'll ask for two weeks of normal use."

1115
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,760
"Nice."

1116
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,760
"And what's it going to cost you think when you sell it here?"

1117
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,760
"It's going to be $5.99, not including bats."

1118
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,760
"Or taxes and other ground problems it may be."

1119
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,760
"And do you see applying this technology other places?

1120
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,760
I mean this is your proprietary technology.

1121
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,760
This way you have a photographing and interpreting."

1122
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,760
"Yeah, that's right.

1123
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,760
In the future there might be more applications.

1124
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,760
As this is a computer as it is, you can do almost anything you can think of."

1125
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,760
"It's going to become part of a cell phone, I can tell."

1126
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,760
"Maybe.

1127
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,760
All right, Johan, thank you very much."

1128
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,760
"Nearly the joke didn't land, but nearly did.

1129
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,760
It did, but it nearly didn't.

1130
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,760
Let's have a look at this.

1131
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,760
It's a lovely Shafi exit outro joke."

1132
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,760
"It's going to become part of a cell phone, I can tell."

1133
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,760
"Maybe.

1134
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,760
All right, Johan, thank you very much."

1135
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,760
"Well, you've all heard it become part of a cell phone, I can tell."

1136
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,760
"Yes, it is.

1137
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,760
You can do almost anything you can think of."

1138
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,760
"It's going to become part of a cell phone, I can tell."

1139
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,760
"Maybe.

1140
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,760
All right, Johan, thank you very much."

1141
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,760
"Well, you've all heard it become part of a cell phone, I can tell."

1142
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,500
Well, you've all...

1143
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:20,080
What's next?

1144
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:23,180
...part of convergence, the coming together of computers and video.

1145
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:29,480
Well, for the consumer, convergence has taken a while due to massive hard drive demands and clunky user interfaces.

1146
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:33,540
That seems to be coming to an end with Avid's Cinema for Windows.

1147
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,000
And, Terry, you're with Avid.

1148
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:39,060
If people don't know, if you're not in the television business, Avid is like the god name.

1149
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:41,320
I mean, this is the Kleenex or the Scotch tape.

1150
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:46,440
I mean, this is the standard for doing high-end professional digital non-linear editing.

1151
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,600
So we know Avid.

1152
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,980
A Stockhammer revival rival.

1153
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,720
It's a rival to Stockhammer.

1154
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,780
So I'm not liking high-end.

1155
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:55,060
And we're into the video editing sphere as well.

1156
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:57,820
This could be good.

1157
00:53:58,180 --> 00:53:59,160
Let's just hear what he says.

1158
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,800
He said something about it's been the Kleenex.

1159
00:54:00,860 --> 00:54:03,100
It's the Kleenex of the Scotch tape or something.

1160
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:07,440
Like, why is he needing to clean down his Scotch tape with the Kleenex, Stu?

1161
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:08,480
What's...

1162
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,280
Stuart.

1163
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,000
What's going on, Stu?

1164
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,200
Why do you...

1165
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,180
What's with the Kleenex, buddy?

1166
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:16,120
Stu?

1167
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,740
It's in no case, Stu.

1168
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,160
Why do you need the Kleenex, man?

1169
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:23,900
You all right, man?

1170
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,780
Yeah, now I'll just move on here.

1171
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:30,440
So hard drive demands and clunky user interfaces.

1172
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:34,500
That seems to be coming to an end with Avid's Cinema for Windows.

1173
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:35,780
And, Terry...

1174
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:36,960
Jobster, thank you very much.

1175
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,360
Just had a look and C-Pen is still going strong!

1176
00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:40,340
Exclamation mark.

1177
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:42,260
Perfectly full stop.

1178
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:44,080
Thank you very much, Jobster, for the tip.

1179
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,700
Although I don't believe that it would be at $600 for that.

1180
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,600
Give me a break.

1181
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,400
You're with Avid.

1182
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:58,460
If people don't know, if you're not in the television business, Avid is like the God name.

1183
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,720
I mean, this is the Kleenex or the Scotch tape.

1184
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:05,840
I mean, this is the standard for doing high-end, professional, digital, non-linear editing.

1185
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,000
So we know Avid.

1186
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,080
So we know Avid.

1187
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,200
But a lot of normal people in the consumer world may not know that Avid is really high-end stuff.

1188
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:14,440
So you're bringing this kind of capability down to the consumer now?

1189
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,440
Yep, that's right.

1190
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,420
Avid's traditionally had its roots in higher-end professional systems.

1191
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,160
Terry Reagan!

1192
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:22,120
We got Terry Reagan from Avid Technology here.

1193
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,040
It's a Kiki Stockhammer scenario.

1194
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,760
Yep, that's right.

1195
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,800
She's not infamous.

1196
00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:28,560
She hasn't had the buildup.

1197
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,920
And they don't know each other from the beta's convention because they haven't been together.

1198
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:34,960
Or have they?

1199
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:36,020
Let's see how this develops.

1200
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:37,200
High-end stuff.

1201
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,440
So you're bringing this kind of capability down to the consumer now?

1202
00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:41,440
Yep, that's right.

1203
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:48,020
Avid's traditionally had its roots in higher-end professional systems that were used on TV episodes, commercials.

1204
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:57,560
Right, very expensive, and we have corporate, and now we're coming down into the consumer market, so we're hoping to bring the fun of editing and special effects to the consumer.

1205
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:05,340
So the nightmare is we all have camcorders, and we shoot these endless hours of boring stuff about our kids, and nobody wants to watch them because we can't really edit them in an easy way.

1206
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:07,040
And you're saying, I cannot edit all on my PC.

1207
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:07,880
That's right.

1208
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:14,680
Lots of people have home PCs, and they have camcorders, but they don't realize that Avid cinema could be the glue that kind of helps edit out the bad stuff.

1209
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,660
So this is real digital, nonlinear editing at home on my PC.

1210
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:17,960
Right.

1211
00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:19,180
All right, show us how you do it.

1212
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:19,560
All right.

1213
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,360
So it's the storyboard part.

1214
00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:23,960
The Avid cinema product has four main areas.

1215
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:32,100
Storyboards are what the professionals use and how the consumers can use to basically organize their thoughts before they go do a video.

1216
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:33,800
Here are the kinds of shots I really want.

1217
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:36,840
Here's the story I want to tell, which we don't tend to do as camera operators.

1218
00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:37,600
That's right.

1219
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:44,600
And for people that are extremely new to Avid cinema or to videography in general, we provide a bunch of storyboard templates.

1220
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,480
Templates to give me an idea of what I should shoot to make a good movie.

1221
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:46,780
Right.

1222
00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:48,400
All right.

1223
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,800
So let's get past the storyboard part.

1224
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:51,040
I've decided what I want to shoot.

1225
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:51,960
I go out in the field.

1226
00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:52,880
I've shot my video.

1227
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,600
Now what do I do?

1228
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:54,120
Right.

1229
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,560
So we have an example here of some soccer footage.

1230
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,560
We just shot some stuff with your little camcorder in the studio here.

1231
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:01,900
So just so we can see.

1232
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:02,920
Soccer mommy.

1233
00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:06,680
What's known in the biz is a soccer mommy.

1234
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:11,920
A typical user would do is they'd go out, they'd go ahead and roll.

1235
00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,960
This was Stu earlier on filming her, and he was going,

1236
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:17,180
just, all right, just keep talking.

1237
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,160
And then Stu was just going around the studio with his little camera filming her

1238
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:22,980
from different angles.

1239
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,280
Tonight's at 9 on Dispatch is the Video Man.

1240
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,680
Game Boy.

1241
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,300
handheld.

1242
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,040
Game Boy.

1243
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,960
handheld consoles.

1244
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:45,560
What else?

1245
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,040
What else?

1246
00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:49,300
Game Boy.

1247
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,560
Tonight's at 9.

1248
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,980
The avid, the avid computer man.

1249
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,860
Game Boy.

1250
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,840
Let's see where this goes, where he's filming her.

1251
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,220
Footage on their camcorder.

1252
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,360
Oh, no, it isn't.

1253
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:07,640
And there's the twist.

1254
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:08,700
It isn't, Stu.

1255
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:13,820
He probably got some runner to do it, to cover his tracks.

1256
00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:16,340
Game Boy.

1257
00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:21,720
Tonight's at 9.

1258
00:58:23,620 --> 00:58:28,320
As record and stop, we would capture the video clips directly to the day.

1259
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:28,780
Hit play.

1260
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,600
Look, there's Johan from the previous segment.

1261
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:34,580
And who's that creepy dude at the back?

1262
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:34,860
Look.

1263
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:36,880
Wow.

1264
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,940
This is insane.

1265
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,920
We've got a brand new man at the back,

1266
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:47,060
and even he's got an absolutely impressive thatch cottage on top of his dome.

1267
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,300
That he got really done up for the date.

1268
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,220
He had that hair sprayed.

1269
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,540
And what's more, he hasn't even been on the screen.

1270
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:58,700
So why does he need his hair lacquered up?

1271
00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:03,060
While Johan just sits with his C-pen.

1272
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:06,980
Playing with his C-pen at the fucking table.

1273
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:11,740
While these two chat avid non-linear editorial techniques.

1274
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,060
It's a sick, sick, sick, sick setup.

1275
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,120
Four, six, and a setup.

1276
00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:20,540
It's a 5S scenario.

1277
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,660
Basically transfer this to my hard drive.

1278
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,920
I do need some sort of video capture card to do that.

1279
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:25,100
That's right.

1280
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,540
The PC has a video capture card in the back.

1281
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,700
Well, it may, but if it doesn't, I've got to get one of those.

1282
00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:30,020
Right.

1283
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,800
All right, let's go to the next step.

1284
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,000
I brought the video in now.

1285
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,980
Let's go back to our soccer game, if we could.

1286
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,660
You have an example of stuff you already have.

1287
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,440
More typical camcorder kinds of things.

1288
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:41,400
How do I actually edit the stuff now using this interface?

1289
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:41,780
Right.

1290
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,860
Well, once we've captured our footage,

1291
00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:46,380
we can do, just as you would with word processing,

1292
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:50,020
basic editing techniques that you would do with video.

1293
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,120
So we could do, for instance, if I played through the shot.

1294
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,120
So that's one sequence I would have done.

1295
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,360
That kid would ride into the net.

1296
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,620
Watch the kid's face there.

1297
00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:58,120
It goes right.

1298
00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,080
The goal is right about...

1299
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,440
The sequence is going to be a little shorter now.

1300
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,120
A little bit shorter.

1301
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,640
Or I could lengthen that sequence.

1302
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,040
Yep.

1303
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:07,300
How do I actually drop down the sequences on your...

1304
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,700
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1305
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,820
Handheld console.

1306
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,080
I'm going to say, I want this shot, then that shot, then that shot.

1307
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:19,920
As the footage gets recorded to the disk drive, it gets stored in something called a library.

1308
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,260
So on the right, that's my sort of log of shots I have?

1309
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:22,620
That's right.

1310
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720
And you can actually drag and drop it.

1311
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,580
And go ahead and play through footage that we've just captured.

1312
01:00:28,980 --> 01:00:30,200
And this is coming off my hard drive now.

1313
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,760
This is exactly off the hard drive.

1314
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:35,140
Now, if I wanted to change the order of shots, I'd just lift them and move them over on the camera?

1315
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:36,520
Change the shot.

1316
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,460
Holding on to the shot and moving it anywhere you want on the timeline.

1317
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,360
Maybe I want this at the beginning of my movie.

1318
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:41,980
Just drop it in.

1319
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,680
Now, how do I define the transitions between shots?

1320
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:46,640
I want a little sexy dissolve or a wipe or something.

1321
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,140
Ooh.

1322
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,060
What was that, Stu?

1323
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:53,040
And you're editing videos of someone's kids playing soccer?

1324
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,680
Holding on to the shot and moving it anywhere you want on the timeline.

1325
01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:01,580
Maybe I want this at the beginning of my movie.

1326
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,900
Now, how do I define the transitions between shots?

1327
01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:05,960
I want a little sexy wipe.

1328
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,240
Stuart Sheffey.

1329
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:13,500
Between shots, I want a little sexy dissolve or a wipe or something.

1330
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:14,460
We have some...

1331
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:16,540
You want a little sexy wipe.

1332
01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:19,780
Something in Abbott Cinema called a variety of effects.

1333
01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:32,480
Transition effects.

1334
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:40,480
So if we wanted to pick, for example, your dissolve, we could go ahead and very quickly apply the dissolve in between those two scenes.

1335
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:45,680
So you drop that onto the line between the two shots and say, that's how I want you to get from shot A to shot B.

1336
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,260
That's right.

1337
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,220
So we'll go ahead and we'll see this very subtle dissolve.

1338
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,880
Feel the dream.

1339
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:51,940
Blue ghost.

1340
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:53,440
Thank you very much.

1341
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:54,840
Blue ghost.

1342
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,320
I hope you're getting on well for the...

1343
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,320
Thank you very much for the tip.

1344
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,320
I hope you're getting on well as well.

1345
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,920
The tip.

1346
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:01,000
I hope you're getting on well.

1347
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:01,900
Thank you very much.

1348
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,620
And also Silver Pixie as well.

1349
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,220
Just come and...

1350
01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,300
Feel the dream.

1351
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,980
How does the wood work like that?

1352
01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:08,380
Arizona.

1353
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:11,800
And we can do other things like adding titles and sound.

1354
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,160
So what's a movie without a music track?

1355
01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:16,600
So we can go ahead and...

1356
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:23,120
Play some dramatic music with our dissolve.

1357
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,220
So there's four little things at the bottom here.

1358
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,500
That's your video clips.

1359
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,020
The titles you're going to add.

1360
01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:29,480
Yeah.

1361
01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:35,020
The narration you might add.

1362
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:35,540
That's correct.

1363
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:36,080
And music underneath.

1364
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:36,500
Right.

1365
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,000
Mix all those four things together.

1366
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,820
And then when you're through...

1367
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:41,140
He didn't like that.

1368
01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:42,620
He wanted to say something there.

1369
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:42,940
Watch.

1370
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:47,120
You got what was known in the biz as a double stew.

1371
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,860
See this?

1372
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,140
Look at this for a double stew here.

1373
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:56,900
When you're through, you can save that back out.

1374
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:57,320
Right.

1375
01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:58,840
Mix all those four things together.

1376
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,320
And then when you're through...

1377
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:00,660
Oh!

1378
01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:02,380
Game Boy!

1379
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,900
Mix all those four things together.

1380
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:05,240
And then when you're through...

1381
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:05,940
Game Boy!

1382
01:03:06,060 --> 01:03:06,560
You can save that...

1383
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:07,040
Music underneath.

1384
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:07,480
Right.

1385
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:08,980
Mix all those four things together.

1386
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,040
And then when you're through...

1387
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:10,780
Game Boy!

1388
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:13,280
You can save that back out to videotape.

1389
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:18,100
So I can dump it back into my camcorder so I can now play it on a tape for people and carry it around with me?

1390
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,260
You could connect your...

1391
01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:23,200
He got Game Boy'd by the avid woman.

1392
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:26,320
And he wasn't happy.

1393
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:32,100
Also, he's not happy because he hasn't been able to get a little sexy wipe, Stu.

1394
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:46,640
You can go ahead and make a video tape.

1395
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:50,780
Or you can actually save that movie that you've just done to CD-ROM.

1396
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,640
Morgan Wells.

1397
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,740
Thank you very much for the tip, Morgan Wells.

1398
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,360
So if I have a recordable CD-ROM, I could put it on a CD, make it an AVI file, put it out on a website?

1399
01:03:59,360 --> 01:03:59,660
AVI.

1400
01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:00,540
Yes, that's correct.

1401
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:01,660
It's stored in a variety of forms.

1402
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,080
Dynamite.

1403
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:02,580
Dynamite.

1404
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:03,420
How much does it cost?

1405
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,600
It retails at $139.

1406
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,720
Avid similar for Windows.

1407
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:07,720
Thank you.

1408
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,160
Thank you.

1409
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:08,480
Thank you.

1410
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:08,820
All right.

1411
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,260
That's our look at the best of Comdex.

1412
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,540
I'll be back in just a minute.

1413
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:12,540
My Pick of the Week.

1414
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:13,060
Absolutely.

1415
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:23,020
Thank you very much, Whelan.

1416
01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:24,340
Now for my Pick of the Week.

1417
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:29,900
Online shopping or e-commerce is getting lots of attention on the Internet these days, and it was at Comdex.

1418
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:33,680
But what we're all waiting for is the ability to really try out a product online.

1419
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,200
That takes interactive 3D technology.

1420
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:40,060
And I think we found it at Comdex in the new cult 3D software.

1421
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,600
Thank you very much.

1422
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,260
Just the tip for the Game Boy tip.

1423
01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:45,780
From SciCore Computers.

1424
01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:52,720
This is a web plug-in that lets you actually examine a 3D object on the web and use it in a virtual reality environment.

1425
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,980
For example, if you are looking at a new watch online, but before you click to put it in your shopping basket,

1426
01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:01,880
you want to know what the buttons actually do, how hard it is to change the time settings.

1427
01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:06,700
With a cult 3D image, you can actually interact with the object on the web page.

1428
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,800
Cult 3D is not VRML.

1429
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:15,000
SciCore claims its technology offers better quality objects than is possible with the older VRML protocol.

1430
01:05:15,540 --> 01:05:20,520
Cult 3D objects can be easily embedded into any HTML page and viewed with a standard browser.

1431
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:28,820
SciCore also offers an exporter, which lets you convert standard 3D objects from other graphics programs and turn them into cult 3D objects.

1432
01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:37,420
This is one piece of software which may not only give a big boost to online shopping, but also improve web-based education and online gaming.

1433
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:38,980
What a great product placement.

1434
01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:39,700
That's it for this edition of the Chronicle.

1435
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:39,900
Brilliant.

1436
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,560
Thanks, Stu.

1437
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:41,600
Thanks, Stu.

1438
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:44,500
Amazing product placement again.

1439
01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:45,800
Great products.

1440
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,360
Amazing stuff.

1441
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:47,140
Thank you very much, Stu.

1442
01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:47,660
We'll see you again.

1443
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,320
Ooh, that was a bit of a nasty look at the end, but is something wrong, Stu?

1444
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,780
Why did you look at us like that, Stu?

1445
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:56,980
Did we do something to upset you?

1446
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,420
There was something a little bit off about that with the way he looked at us there.

1447
01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:23,940
Hardware and software, thanks for joining us.

1448
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,060
I hope we'll see you next time.

1449
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:27,640
It's happy.

1450
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,600
It's like a happy vibe, and then it just goes to tonight at 9 at the end.

1451
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,080
Internet, new hardware and software.

1452
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:35,460
Thanks for joining us.

1453
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:36,580
I hope we'll see you next time.

1454
01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:37,740
Ooh.

1455
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,640
Internet, new hardware and software.

1456
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:42,000
Thanks for joining us.

1457
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,100
I hope we'll see you next time.

1458
01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:48,120
What's he doing there with that little laptop?

1459
01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:49,840
See you next time.

1460
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,540
The Internet, new hardware and software.

1461
01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:53,880
Thanks for joining us.

1462
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:54,940
I hope we'll see you next time.

1463
01:06:54,940 --> 01:07:06,440
We had another...

1464
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:36,420
I'm sorry.

1465
01:07:36,420 --> 01:08:06,400
I'm sorry.

1466
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:12,880
Game Boy.

1467
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:20,840
Sorry there, just had to head out there for a tonight at nine.

1468
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:27,680
Now we're back again and we'll have another look at the latest edition of Computer Chronicles.

1469
01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:28,460
I say latest.

1470
01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:30,840
Probably going to be from 1994.

1471
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,260
Or whenever it was made.

1472
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,320
There's a lot of rubbish.

1473
01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:37,900
Years.

1474
01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:41,700
The better years were from 96 and 95 onwards.

1475
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,340
So I'd be a little bit weary about going back.

1476
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,780
Or weary, should I say, about going back in time.

1477
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:53,280
Thank you very much to Just the Tip and Friendly Wyplad and Shafay Lynchian Nightmare.

1478
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:54,160
Thank you very much.

1479
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,860
Let's look here and see what we've got in the lineup.

1480
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:05,860
Not the 80s.

1481
01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:10,360
Do we want something with Schindler as well?

1482
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,940
He's a very haunting figure in the whole world.

1483
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,540
The Computer Chronicles Extended Universe.

1484
01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:24,880
Buying a new computer, 1993.

1485
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:26,840
Feel the clean.

1486
01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:28,100
Game Boy.

1487
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,440
Thank you very much.

1488
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,160
New PCs in 1996.

1489
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,420
It fucking hurts the head.

1490
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:40,760
Notebook.

1491
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,040
Jade wants a gulag.

1492
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,140
Sorry, I've just come back in here.

1493
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,940
I don't know who fucking...

1494
01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:48,200
It's just nonsense, is it?

1495
01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:51,840
Put a time out and see how they deal with that.

1496
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,740
Computer Chronicles Comdex 98.

1497
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,200
That's just what we watched.

1498
01:09:59,000 --> 01:09:59,400
Unix.

1499
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:02,460
Computer Games in 1985.

1500
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:06,380
See, Shafay doesn't really come out of his shell.

1501
01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:09,620
Until about 1995.

1502
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:15,800
He just mops the floor with everyone.

1503
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,020
From 1995 onwards.

1504
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:22,260
There's elements of restraint, deference and reservation.

1505
01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:25,400
From the early 80s onwards.

1506
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:28,500
But something just fucking clicks in the mid-90s.

1507
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,160
And Shafay becomes a beast.

1508
01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:32,540
In the night.

1509
01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:36,760
And I don't know if something happened between him and Schindler.

1510
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,400
We don't know.

1511
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,860
Like, I want to see this flight simulators one from 1990.

1512
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:45,640
And contrast and compare with the latest Tommy Schlug flight simulations.

1513
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,740
But Shafay probably is not going to be on his A game.

1514
01:10:50,820 --> 01:10:51,760
His Shafay game.

1515
01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:53,300
It'll be his Shafay game.

1516
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,920
I do understand we need to pinpoint the fall of Schindler.

1517
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,540
But where that happens.

1518
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,180
Where those roads cross.

1519
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,960
Look at this here though.

1520
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,540
CES 91.

1521
01:11:07,740 --> 01:11:08,800
CES 91.

1522
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:11,080
PC Expo in New York.

1523
01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:12,700
Home PCs.

1524
01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,840
How did they fucking...

1525
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,380
They got so much out of the computer.

1526
01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:20,160
John Chowning.

1527
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,000
Director of Stanford Computer Music.

1528
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,080
John Chowning.

1529
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,080
Mobile computing.

1530
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,740
There was one there.

1531
01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,560
Maybe around 2000.

1532
01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:37,940
And it's like fast internet speeds.

1533
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:38,960
And he was saying,

1534
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,080
we're going to look at how to burn CDs.

1535
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,160
And we're going to do stuff with music.

1536
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,320
Greatest Games.

1537
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,620
I think we watched that already.

1538
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:48,680
Power PC.

1539
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,540
Word processing.

1540
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:50,980
And...

1541
01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:54,480
Home networking.

1542
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,280
Look at that. That's bass there.

1543
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,880
Internet TV.

1544
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:23,680
Okay.

1545
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,580
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

1546
01:12:26,660 --> 01:12:28,920
Mac clones, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

1547
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,040
Come on, I've got to pick something here.

1548
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,420
Let's wait and we're pissing away time here.

1549
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,560
Laptop peripherals.

1550
01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,980
Look at Schindler. He's got a bow tie.

1551
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:39,900
Look at this guy's face here.

1552
01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:41,380
Computer viruses.

1553
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,620
Losing memory.

1554
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:44,240
Jesus.

1555
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,960
I mean, the titles are very, very intriguing.

1556
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:47,920
You want to get in there.

1557
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:49,180
You want to see what's going on.

1558
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:51,820
2002 episodes.

1559
01:12:51,820 --> 01:12:55,400
Okay, I mean, should we just have a look at Schindler's suit here and Sheffet?

1560
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,160
They're both suited.

1561
01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:58,180
Let's have a little bit of a quick look here.

1562
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,660
And we'll have a quick look at the intro.

1563
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,980
I'm here at Liquid City.

1564
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:11,900
This is a clinical laboratory at Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Redwood City.

1565
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,320
The lab technicians here are trying to isolate viruses.

1566
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,760
Lab technician.

1567
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:18,600
The kind that can harm your body.

1568
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:24,080
Just south of here in the Silicon Valley, software engineers are also trying to isolate viruses,

1569
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,220
the kind that can harm your computer.

1570
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:34,260
Today we'll take a look at computer viruses and the software vaccines that combat them on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1571
01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:42,380
Look who it is.

1572
01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:44,280
Look who it is.

1573
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:45,140
Our old friend.

1574
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:45,860
Our old enemy.

1575
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:50,760
Oscar Schindler.

1576
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:51,400
Not really.

1577
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:53,220
His name is John Schindler, I think.

1578
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:56,100
Dangerous.

1579
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,380
Dangerous man.

1580
01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:01,460
Dangerous man to have around, especially if you've got a corded phone.

1581
01:14:03,660 --> 01:14:06,780
Someone says, looks sweaty.

1582
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:08,740
Says, Pascal, looks sweaty.

1583
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,420
Useless, can't boot up from it, can't find your files.

1584
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:25,880
But the good news is that it can be recovered if you practice the most fundamental and most important of all good PC practices,

1585
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,060
and that is regular backup.

1586
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,140
Yeah, backup, backup.

1587
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,580
If you have your files back up, because it's on.

1588
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:37,020
You can always restore them from the most recent backup and defeat any known virus.

1589
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:41,560
Well, Paul, today we'll take a look at several vaccines to protect your computer from...

1590
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,300
I don't like it.

1591
01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:45,540
Maybe we'll go to the 2000 episodes there and have a look.

1592
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:47,380
I think there's playlists or something.

1593
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,000
Computer...

1594
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,760
Put in 2000.

1595
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:54,740
MP3 secrets.

1596
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:55,780
How about that?

1597
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:56,820
Privacy online.

1598
01:14:57,820 --> 01:14:58,660
Home networking.

1599
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,680
Faster net access.

1600
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,180
Windows.

1601
01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:03,220
Windows.

1602
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,460
Mobile computing.

1603
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,680
Wireless tech.

1604
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,560
Computer games and gamers.

1605
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:09,160
Gamers.

1606
01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:12,020
We haven't watched that, and it's only got 14k views.

1607
01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:12,880
It might be CAC.

1608
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,000
From the year 2000.

1609
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,640
Field 3.

1610
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:19,800
Raised by Shafiz.

1611
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:20,580
Thank you very much.

1612
01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:20,680
Arizona.

1613
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:28,640
I think we'll go for this.

1614
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,280
I think we'll go for this.

1615
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:57,180
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the best new computer games and online games.

1616
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,600
Online games.

1617
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,780
Ryan McDonald of GameSpot.com shows us his favorite new games.

1618
01:16:01,780 --> 01:16:09,160
Brandon Justice of IGN.com tells us why it's not the end of the world if you can't get your hands on a PlayStation 2.

1619
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:14,900
Jeff Lundrigan of Next Generation Magazine shows us a great new game called No One Lives Forever.

1620
01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,640
Andy Dennis Fong.

1621
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:16,700
Dennis Fong.

1622
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:16,700
Dennis Fong.

1623
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:16,700
Dennis Fong.

1624
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,200
Dennis Fong.

1625
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,640
Thresh, perhaps the world's best Twitch gamer.

1626
01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:23,240
With tips on how to beat those nasty creatures who are out to kill you.

1627
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,700
Plus my pick of the week.

1628
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,920
One printer that does two jobs.

1629
01:16:27,260 --> 01:16:29,800
The best new computer games coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

1630
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,660
Did you see the state of the fucking graphics?

1631
01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,140
I think I had that.

1632
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:40,240
IGN.com tells us why it's not the end of the world if you can't get your hands on a PlayStation 2.

1633
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:45,100
Jeff Lundrigan of Next Generation Magazine shows us a great new game called No One Lives Forever.

1634
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:45,100
Look at that.

1635
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:46,880
Fucking square heads.

1636
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,020
Lives Forever.

1637
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:53,120
Lundrigan of Next Generation Magazine shows us a great new game called No One Lives Forever.

1638
01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:54,900
No One Lives Forever.

1639
01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:56,800
I tell you what else didn't live forever.

1640
01:16:57,340 --> 01:16:59,660
The careers of the people who made that game.

1641
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,160
Because it was cack.

1642
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:02,880
Andy Dennis Fong.

1643
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,860
Thresh, perhaps the world's best Twitch gamer.

1644
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:09,460
With tips on how to beat those nasty creatures who are out to kill you.

1645
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:10,920
Plus my pick of the week.

1646
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,140
One printer that does two jobs.

1647
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:17,100
The best new computer games coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

1648
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:22,640
The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by rondimond.com.

1649
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:23,640
The old...

1650
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,380
Gevaldo 26.

1651
01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:28,200
Stay to your haircut, Francis.

1652
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,020
It's not a fucking haircut, you tit.

1653
01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:31,640
It's just the hair has grown.

1654
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,180
It was a haircut two months ago.

1655
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,040
I tell you what.

1656
01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:37,320
You're gone.

1657
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,880
And Fergus Donnelly.

1658
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:44,500
Who just keeps on saying slug all the time.

1659
01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:45,820
Gonzo.

1660
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,880
I'm eating yogurt and I'm watching Shaffae.

1661
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,840
I don't need any of the negativity from you guys.

1662
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,820
These sight on the internet.

1663
01:17:54,220 --> 01:17:57,500
Music and memories from 50s, 60s and 70s.

1664
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,840
Not Arizona.

1665
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:00,220
Derek and Shrine.

1666
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:01,460
Thanks for the tip.

1667
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,500
Just another jukebox.

1668
01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:08,000
Additional support comes from the law offices of Ivan Hoffman.

1669
01:18:08,380 --> 01:18:09,700
Lawyering with integrity.

1670
01:18:10,180 --> 01:18:14,660
For internet law, copyright, trademark and other intellectual property law.

1671
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:18,600
And by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

1672
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,760
Game Boy!

1673
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,960
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

1674
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,160
I'm Stuart Shaffae.

1675
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:35,100
You know, most people don't realize it, but more money is spent in this country on computer games and video games than is spent going to the movies.

1676
01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:36,620
It's not loud enough.

1677
01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:40,100
We need to hear that Shaffae.

1678
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,720
Might even have to turn it up here.

1679
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:47,500
Increase the gain.

1680
01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:50,180
Increase the gain.

1681
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:57,260
Two, fucking three decibels, four decibels maybe.

1682
01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:57,860
There we go.

1683
01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:04,420
It is a huge business, and when a really great new game comes out, that is meant going to the movies.

1684
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,840
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

1685
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,060
I'm Stuart Shaffae.

1686
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:14,980
You know, most people don't realize it, but more money is spent in this country on computer games and video games than is spent going to the movies.

1687
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:20,620
It is a huge business, and when a really great new game comes out, that is an exciting moment if you're a gamer.

1688
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:26,640
So this week we thought we would bring you up to date on the best new electronic games and quite a few of them to talk about.

1689
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:30,880
Let's start off, this is Ryan McDonald, Senior Editor with GameSpot.com.

1690
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:31,940
You've been here before.

1691
01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:35,320
You were up all night playing games, which you're going to show us in one of them in just a minute.

1692
01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:38,940
You've got a couple you like, and one of them is called Hitman, which is new.

1693
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:40,060
Bit of a dig at your man.

1694
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:41,960
You've been up all night playing games, you loser.

1695
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:42,680
Here, right.

1696
01:19:42,740 --> 01:19:43,160
This is one of them.

1697
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,360
GameSpot.com.

1698
01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:45,440
You've been here before.

1699
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:48,800
You were up all night playing games, which you're going to show us in one of them in just a minute.

1700
01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:53,000
You've got a couple you like, and one of them is called Hitman, which is new up here right now.

1701
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,080
First of all, what's the story of Hitman?

1702
01:19:54,140 --> 01:19:54,800
What kind of game is it?

1703
01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,580
It's a third-person kind of shooter game.

1704
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:01,940
It's not your typical wham-bam shooting, running through, trying to stack.

1705
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:02,820
What's different about it?

1706
01:20:03,180 --> 01:20:04,380
It's more of a thinking game.

1707
01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:06,100
You've got to think about what you're going to do.

1708
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:07,780
You have to kind of plan your attack.

1709
01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:10,200
You have to go ahead and hide the bodies.

1710
01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:10,660
Okay.

1711
01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:11,680
A little brain, a little twitch.

1712
01:20:11,780 --> 01:20:11,920
Yeah.

1713
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,040
It's a little bit more than just running and shooting.

1714
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:14,320
All right.

1715
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,720
So show us what the deal is there.

1716
01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:16,100
All right.

1717
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:16,860
So what's the storyline here?

1718
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,360
The storyline is kind of like Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda, that cool movie a while back.

1719
01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:25,100
Basically, you wake up in a bed with no memory or recollection of how you got there.

1720
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:25,400
All right.

1721
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:29,620
And basically, you're just told to get dressed and start learning how to fight and how to use guns.

1722
01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:30,080
Where are you?

1723
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:30,480
What's the deal?

1724
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:31,260
What am I supposed to do?

1725
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:31,780
Yeah, exactly.

1726
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:37,160
So here's part of the game when you just first start and you've got all these cool little knives that you can pick up over here.

1727
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,660
And you can get a couple of those and you start learning how to use your knife.

1728
01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:42,280
How to kill people.

1729
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:43,240
Yeah, you can use your weapons.

1730
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:43,540
Yeah.

1731
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:47,860
And you get all kinds of fun stuff like different guns and different weapons like here.

1732
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:56,480
We've been here before and I wonder if Stuart's going to give him the moral lecture, the question that everyone's asking.

1733
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,620
Are these games going to lead to you killing someone?

1734
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,000
You're not a killer, right?

1735
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,780
He did really say that once.

1736
01:21:02,020 --> 01:21:03,040
You're not a killer, right?

1737
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,540
You've never killed anyone, right?

1738
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:05,800
No, I have not.

1739
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:07,020
Okay, what else?

1740
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:10,060
There's a good old piano wire.

1741
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,620
You come up from behind and grab a hold of the person.

1742
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:23,460
So then from here, the game progresses and you get past your training and they actually put you in the field and you start working for like the agency.

1743
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:28,980
And so the agency pays you money and the money you use to buy more weapons so you can do better jobs.

1744
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:29,640
You're hitting.

1745
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,980
And so we get a little gunplay action right here.

1746
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:38,020
But what's fresh about Hitman?

1747
01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:39,100
I mean, we've had other games.

1748
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:40,980
There was sort of a little bit of brains and a little bit of killing.

1749
01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:47,980
What's fresh about Hitman is its exactness and also its all the different cool weapons.

1750
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,040
Thank you very much.

1751
01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:51,900
It's got a lot of depth to it, a lot of different things you can do.

1752
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:52,800
A lot of fun toys.

1753
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:53,300
Okay.

1754
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:57,100
But a lot of people didn't like it at first.

1755
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,820
They had a few small problems that the game had.

1756
01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:04,220
But it was a little target practice for you.

1757
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:11,080
But once you finally get into the game and start learning how it works and how it plays, it's actually quite good.

1758
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:11,460
Okay.

1759
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:11,960
All right.

1760
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:16,600
So let's get off Hitman and go to, I know, your favorite, Red Alert 2, which you've been playing all night long.

1761
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:17,020
Yes.

1762
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:18,300
And let's boot that one off.

1763
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,560
While we're waiting for that to boot up, I've got to ask you the question.

1764
01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:20,800
Okay.

1765
01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:21,520
I always ask you.

1766
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,900
I mean, people see this as a A.

1767
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:26,500
These kids are learning how to put, we'll steal rope wires around people's necks.

1768
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,280
Oh, my God.

1769
01:22:28,340 --> 01:22:29,100
Here we go again.

1770
01:22:29,220 --> 01:22:33,340
Stewart has a real problem with these games, and he can't fucking leave it.

1771
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,780
Always has to drop the Q, the VQ, the violence question.

1772
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:45,140
And he's going to play a bit of feckin' Red Alert 2 as well after that.

1773
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:49,420
While that's loading up, look, we're seeing a lot of violence here.

1774
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:55,060
We're teaching these kids how to strangle someone's head with a bit of cheese wire.

1775
01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:57,000
Let's cut the shit right here.

1776
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,540
Let's cut this shit.

1777
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,720
You have killed someone?

1778
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,460
No, sir, I did not.

1779
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:03,420
Knives on people.

1780
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:04,460
These kids are learning.

1781
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,900
We're waiting for that favorite Red Alert 2, which you've been playing all night long.

1782
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:10,440
Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge DLC.

1783
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:11,480
All night long.

1784
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:11,900
Yes.

1785
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,180
And let's boot that one off.

1786
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:15,440
While we're waiting for that to boot up, I've got to ask you the question.

1787
01:23:15,780 --> 01:23:16,340
I always ask.

1788
01:23:16,460 --> 01:23:17,780
I mean, people see this as a A.

1789
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:22,840
These kids are learning how to put, we'll steal rope wires around people's necks and shove knives on people.

1790
01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:23,160
Right.

1791
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,760
Is it a bad thing for kids to be doing?

1792
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:28,540
To be perfectly honest, I don't think a lot of kids are playing these games.

1793
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,760
These computers cost a lot of money.

1794
01:23:30,940 --> 01:23:31,700
Older guys like you?

1795
01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:33,040
Yeah, I think mostly 18, 24.

1796
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:33,660
Yeah.

1797
01:23:33,860 --> 01:23:35,540
Sure, I think some younger kids probably play their dads.

1798
01:23:35,540 --> 01:23:37,640
I mean, you say it desensitizes you to violence.

1799
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:39,360
It's easier to kill a real guy if you can kill a guy on the computer.

1800
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,480
You know, for me, I grew up playing this stuff, so I've always known it wasn't real.

1801
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:42,960
No big deal.

1802
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:44,080
No big deal.

1803
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:44,440
All right.

1804
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,880
So let's get to another kind of game.

1805
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:46,740
Red Alert 2 is you.

1806
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,700
No big deal.

1807
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:48,340
All right.

1808
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,660
It's almost like he just wants to have that in there as a disclaimer.

1809
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:57,380
Like, you know, in case anyone's saying to him later on, Stewie, you shouldn't have been fucking promoting those games.

1810
01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:58,140
It's violent, man.

1811
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:00,880
Who are these people that were going to attack him?

1812
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:04,360
No one's going to ask him about what the show was about anyway.

1813
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:10,440
And they're definitely not going to care about the only people who are watching this game now are gamers.

1814
01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:13,740
You were up all night long playing Red Alert 2, right?

1815
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,140
Yeah, Red Alert 2 is...

1816
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,460
So is it like a whole series of games, right, for Command & Conquer?

1817
01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:17,820
Command & Conquer.

1818
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:22,140
As you see here, there's like news reports going crazy.

1819
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:25,980
The story is basically that the Soviet Union has invaded the U.S.

1820
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:26,480
Okay.

1821
01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:31,120
And so that's what sets the stage for you, being like the last commander in charge of the armed forces,

1822
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,220
and you basically got a...

1823
01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:33,300
Great cinematic title.

1824
01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:38,300
And this is the year 2000 as well, so it's the year before.

1825
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:40,640
It's the year before it.

1826
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:41,920
It's awesome.

1827
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:43,840
They got lots of real actors for this.

1828
01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:45,120
Western Studios went all out.

1829
01:24:45,260 --> 01:24:47,240
All right, so gameplay is, the story is...

1830
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:50,460
The story is the Soviets have invaded the U.S., and you basically got to repel the forces.

1831
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,680
And there's two deaths, actually, so you get to play both sides.

1832
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,120
You get to play as the Allied forces and the Soviets.

1833
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:55,480
Okay.

1834
01:24:55,660 --> 01:24:56,720
So it's almost like...

1835
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:57,600
Handheld Soviets.

1836
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,860
Like, we get to the game action itself?

1837
01:24:59,280 --> 01:24:59,900
Game action.

1838
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,100
Sorry, it's a bit loud.

1839
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:02,400
Game action.

1840
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:03,000
The game.

1841
01:25:03,060 --> 01:25:04,240
This is a real-time strategy.

1842
01:25:04,380 --> 01:25:06,760
You got to guard your forces, keep track of all the stuff that's going on.

1843
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,820
If anybody's been familiar with the Command Conquer universe, they'll totally realize...

1844
01:25:10,820 --> 01:25:11,100
Oh, yeah.

1845
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:12,520
...you know, the different units and stuff like that.

1846
01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:18,680
But where this game picks up after Red Alert, the first Red Alert, is you can do so much more

1847
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:19,380
with units now.

1848
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:24,200
Basically, every little tank and every little vehicle, you put different guys in it, there's

1849
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:24,560
all kinds of different stuff.

1850
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:26,180
Take us around the space a little bit so we can see.

1851
01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:28,180
It's still setting us up.

1852
01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:28,720
Oh, okay.

1853
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,580
They got a little video window of carrier war in here.

1854
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:34,000
And you can see the Soviets are starting to blast the Statue of Liberty.

1855
01:25:34,540 --> 01:25:36,080
And she is going to pop up down here.

1856
01:25:36,140 --> 01:25:37,340
You'll see her little character.

1857
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:38,000
Okay.

1858
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,420
And that's a Tanya.

1859
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:41,620
And you got your silos.

1860
01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,240
You got your war factory.

1861
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:45,900
And what about tech center as well?

1862
01:25:45,980 --> 01:25:50,500
So you can develop some brand new weapons there.

1863
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:52,640
You got some nuclear-powered subs.

1864
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,040
Okay.

1865
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,540
You got an APC, armor personnel carrier.

1866
01:25:55,660 --> 01:25:57,280
That's going to carry the soldier.

1867
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,500
You got a Tanya in there.

1868
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:02,660
She can do multiple things with the bombs and the guns, right?

1869
01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:03,560
She's called Tanya.

1870
01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:05,200
She's basically a demolition expert.

1871
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:05,820
There you go.

1872
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:06,680
Tanya.

1873
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,340
This is Tanya.

1874
01:26:07,340 --> 01:26:07,760
All these things.

1875
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,080
Okay.

1876
01:26:08,420 --> 01:26:09,820
And she's called Tanya.

1877
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,420
She's basically like this demolition expert.

1878
01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:13,700
She can take out all these things like bombs.

1879
01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:14,600
So now we're playing.

1880
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,160
Okay.

1881
01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:16,000
We select her.

1882
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:17,900
You can hear her saying, ready to go, boss.

1883
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:21,640
And you say, I want to sink those ships before they blow up the Statue of Liberty.

1884
01:26:21,820 --> 01:26:23,980
So this is just a lot deeper than the earlier ones.

1885
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,400
More stuff to do, more options.

1886
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,520
Way more stuff to do.

1887
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:29,580
The quality of stuff that you can do is just unbelievable.

1888
01:26:30,180 --> 01:26:33,820
And now that the setting's here in the U.S., you get to see cool monuments like this.

1889
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:34,180
Sure, sure.

1890
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,160
You recognize stuff, yeah.

1891
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:40,080
And if you're an allied force, of course, you're repelling the forces or you're guarding them.

1892
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:40,280
All right.

1893
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:41,080
So Riddler 2.

1894
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:41,420
Yes.

1895
01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:41,840
Must have.

1896
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,400
We don't have time to show this, but I know there's another game you like.

1897
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,100
And this has just incredible graphics.

1898
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:46,860
Sacrifice.

1899
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:47,060
Yes.

1900
01:26:47,060 --> 01:26:48,500
Just tell us briefly what's cool about Sacrifice.

1901
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:49,880
Sacrifice is really different.

1902
01:26:50,060 --> 01:26:51,380
It's a real-time strategy game as well.

1903
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:53,280
But like nothing very interesting.

1904
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,520
Beautiful, beautiful game.

1905
01:26:54,780 --> 01:26:57,700
And it's got a storyline that anybody's fancy stuff.

1906
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,680
This lad is wearing a jacket.

1907
01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:02,220
For folks who talked about it, we showed Hitman number one.

1908
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:02,700
Okay.

1909
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,500
That was a game you like?

1910
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:03,680
Yes.

1911
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:04,140
All right.

1912
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,040
That was the violent one.

1913
01:27:05,180 --> 01:27:07,260
Look at the Hitman's face.

1914
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:09,380
Hitman number one.

1915
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:09,860
Okay.

1916
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,680
That was a game you like?

1917
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,720
The cupernal ads.

1918
01:27:15,020 --> 01:27:15,540
Cupernal.

1919
01:27:16,540 --> 01:27:18,160
Sorry, there's white hands there.

1920
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:18,400
No.

1921
01:27:20,940 --> 01:27:21,880
On the bag.

1922
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:27,640
The violent one.

1923
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:28,040
Shoot him up.

1924
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:29,920
Riddler 2.

1925
01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:30,680
Fantastic game.

1926
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:31,380
Hey, great game.

1927
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:33,820
And finally, beautiful game, Sacrifice.

1928
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:34,860
Your three picks.

1929
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:35,400
Good game.

1930
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:36,220
Hey, Ryan, thanks a lot.

1931
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,320
I didn't even get to look at Sacrifice.

1932
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:38,220
It wasn't enough time.

1933
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:41,360
They sacrificed that game to the gods.

1934
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,840
Well, another great gamer site on the web.

1935
01:27:44,140 --> 01:27:44,840
Gamer site.

1936
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:46,560
IGN.com.

1937
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:47,700
Hey, great game.

1938
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:50,960
And all right, well, another great gamer site on the web.

1939
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:51,580
Your side on the one.

1940
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:51,940
You're good.

1941
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:52,520
Good game.

1942
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:53,460
Hey, Ryan, thanks a lot.

1943
01:27:53,580 --> 01:27:53,860
Thank you.

1944
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:57,980
All right, well, another great gamer site on the web is IGN.com.

1945
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,600
That's part of snowball.com.

1946
01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:01,000
These guys, of course, also live in.

1947
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
I wonder, can you go back using the keyboard?

1948
01:28:03,140 --> 01:28:05,560
Is there a keyboard shortcut just to go back?

1949
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,580
Not five seconds, but even just a second.

1950
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:14,280
Because I can only say I can go back by frame here when it's paused.

1951
01:28:14,340 --> 01:28:16,560
You pause and you can go back frame by frame.

1952
01:28:17,100 --> 01:28:20,620
But while it's rolling, I want to go back a second.

1953
01:28:20,620 --> 01:28:21,360
I want to go back a second.

1954
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,840
That's part of snowball.com.

1955
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:24,240
These guys, of course, also live in.

1956
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:25,660
On the web is IGN.

1957
01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:26,940
Hey, Ryan, thanks a lot.

1958
01:28:27,060 --> 01:28:27,320
Thank you.

1959
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:28,420
All right, well, another.

1960
01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:33,600
If this works, Jack Ross, you are the new king of the Ross.

1961
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,400
Another great gamer site on the web is IGN.

1962
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:37,440
That's subtitles.

1963
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:39,500
Jack, you've lost.

1964
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:45,640
Whatever I said you were going to be the king of then, the king of Ross or Jack, it's not now.

1965
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:46,860
And it never will be.

1966
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:47,760
Well, it might be.

1967
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:52,640
You might redeem yourself in some shape or form if you tell me how to move a second back.

1968
01:28:53,380 --> 01:28:54,700
Feel the dream.

1969
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:56,120
Game Boy.

1970
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,400
Very much for the tip there, Game Boy.

1971
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,900
Can't believe that, Jack Ross.

1972
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:02,780
Absolute.

1973
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:09,860
That's part of snowball.com.

1974
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:10,840
These guys, of course, also.

1975
01:29:11,340 --> 01:29:12,040
Game Boy.

1976
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:13,140
Thank you very much for getting here.

1977
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:13,700
That was so good.

1978
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:15,980
Live and breathe computer games and video games.

1979
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:19,600
Here to tell us what's hot from their perspective is Brandon Justice.

1980
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:20,260
How are you doing, Brandon?

1981
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:21,020
Pretty good.

1982
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,220
You are like the Sega Dreamcast expert, right?

1983
01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:28,280
Brandon Justice from IGN.com.

1984
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:30,560
Sega Dreamcast console.

1985
01:29:32,260 --> 01:29:33,060
Pretty much, yeah.

1986
01:29:33,060 --> 01:29:37,220
Okay, now, everybody's like crazy over PlayStation 2, and I've got to get my PS2.

1987
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:40,380
And people will think, you're showing us Dreamcast, this old stuff.

1988
01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:43,300
Do I have to, like, panic if I didn't get my PlayStation 2?

1989
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:46,200
Well, not really.

1990
01:29:46,740 --> 01:29:51,400
To be real honest, the only reason you might want to panic is if you were really wanting to watch it.

1991
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,100
I'm going to try Z now, because you're saying Z, Robbie, better fucking win, man.

1992
01:29:55,340 --> 01:29:55,580
Better work.

1993
01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:56,200
Do the DVD, you got it.

1994
01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:57,060
I want a DVD player.

1995
01:29:57,540 --> 01:29:58,620
Yeah, but you know what?

1996
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,800
Circuit City has them on sale right now for $90.

1997
01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:05,280
Really sicking the shting out of the stream, Robbie.

1998
01:30:05,620 --> 01:30:06,300
Not a good one.

1999
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:06,740
Yeah.

2000
01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,660
Old stuff.

2001
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:11,600
Do I have to, like, panic if I didn't get my PlayStation 2?

2002
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:14,420
Well, not really.

2003
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:18,060
Satanta, I've asked, I specifically asked to move one second.

2004
01:30:18,340 --> 01:30:20,320
I said I'd be moving five seconds, Satanta.

2005
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,140
Five seconds too much.

2006
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:23,760
It's four seconds too much.

2007
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:24,460
I need one.

2008
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:27,080
And as of yet, there is no shortcut for that.

2009
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:32,900
To be real honest, the only reason you might want to panic is if you were really wanting to watch that new DVD you got.

2010
01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:33,720
You want a DVD player.

2011
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:35,300
Yeah, but you know what?

2012
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:37,460
Circuit City has them on sale right now for $90.

2013
01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:39,240
Run out and get one.

2014
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:41,160
So you don't think PS2 is worth all the mania, huh?

2015
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:42,540
No, not really.

2016
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:44,600
And the online thing isn't really there yet, right?

2017
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:48,180
It won't be until probably Q2 next year for Sony.

2018
01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:48,640
Q2, right?

2019
01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:50,560
And then it's going to be broadband and it's very limited.

2020
01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:56,340
I mean, I know I heard you saying you don't have access where you live and it took me forever to get it where I live.

2021
01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:56,840
Exactly.

2022
01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:58,980
You know, I can just imagine what it's like in the rest of the country.

2023
01:30:59,240 --> 01:30:59,680
What else?

2024
01:30:59,940 --> 01:31:03,740
And actually, Dreamcast, pretty cool graphics, pretty great action.

2025
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,100
The online stuff is there.

2026
01:31:05,100 --> 01:31:05,580
Pretty cool graphics.

2027
01:31:05,580 --> 01:31:07,020
It's a pretty respectable platform, right?

2028
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:07,580
Oh, definitely.

2029
01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:09,080
A respectable platform, right?

2030
01:31:09,660 --> 01:31:10,320
Oh, definitely.

2031
01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:11,320
Most definitely.

2032
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:18,620
And Dreamcast, pretty respectable graphics, pretty great gameplay, very respectable.

2033
01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:19,780
A respectable console, right?

2034
01:31:21,060 --> 01:31:22,620
As far as game action.

2035
01:31:23,940 --> 01:31:27,760
And actually, Dreamcast, pretty cool graphics, pretty great action.

2036
01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:29,160
The online stuff is there.

2037
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:29,800
It's a pretty.

2038
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:31,860
Pretty great graphics.

2039
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,620
Pretty good action.

2040
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,600
The online stuff is there.

2041
01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:41,780
Respectable platform, right?

2042
01:31:42,020 --> 01:31:43,340
Really respectable platform.

2043
01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:48,300
It's four key tenets of the Dreamcast.

2044
01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:50,160
Victory.

2045
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:51,100
Oh, definitely.

2046
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:54,700
As far as games go right now, nobody's putting out more great games than Sega.

2047
01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:55,060
Right.

2048
01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:57,040
Now, the online stuff is what I want to focus on.

2049
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:58,660
I mean, the PS2 hadn't come out yet.

2050
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:04,300
And by that stage, the PlayStation 1, it had an arsenal of amazing games.

2051
01:32:04,460 --> 01:32:06,140
Better than any of the Dreamcast stuff.

2052
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,560
That's what's really cool about this.

2053
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,120
We're online right now in our Dreamcast.

2054
01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:10,740
That's right.

2055
01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,240
There we are.

2056
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:12,400
Darken Shrine.

2057
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:13,360
Thank you very much.

2058
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:14,060
Darken Shrine.

2059
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:15,680
Very, very kind to you, Darken Shrine.

2060
01:32:15,980 --> 01:32:16,740
Hot game.

2061
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:17,080
NBA.

2062
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:19,480
Hot game.

2063
01:32:19,860 --> 01:32:21,380
Look at the fucking hot wings.

2064
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,060
He goes on this.

2065
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:22,260
Look.

2066
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:23,940
He really lines up.

2067
01:32:24,060 --> 01:32:24,480
Look at the.

2068
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:38,640
Hot game.

2069
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,220
That's what I want to focus on you.

2070
01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:40,420
That's.

2071
01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:46,060
Now, we're going to look at one of the hot games, NBA 2K.

2072
01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:47,800
That's what's really cool about this.

2073
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:49,540
We're online right now with our Dreamcast, right?

2074
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:49,960
That's right.

2075
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,640
And you've got a hot game, NBA 2K1 up here, which is.

2076
01:32:54,140 --> 01:32:55,360
2K1 up here.

2077
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:59,700
Game of the Wipeout was classy.

2078
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,240
Wipeout was a great game.

2079
01:33:01,380 --> 01:33:01,740
Exactly.

2080
01:33:01,940 --> 01:33:03,360
Sega were bombing after the.

2081
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:04,900
Yeah, the Saturn was a bomb.

2082
01:33:05,060 --> 01:33:06,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2083
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:08,040
It's all there, lads.

2084
01:33:08,260 --> 01:33:09,120
It's all there.

2085
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:09,900
It's all there.

2086
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:11,700
MGM, Shafi.

2087
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:13,800
Hot game.

2088
01:33:13,940 --> 01:33:14,320
Online.

2089
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:16,080
Play basketball against other dudes, right?

2090
01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:16,860
Right, right.

2091
01:33:16,860 --> 01:33:17,880
So you're online right now.

2092
01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:19,840
Just sort of tell us what's going on here and get us a game going.

2093
01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:20,280
All right.

2094
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:21,380
Basically, we're in the lobby.

2095
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:23,020
I guess we'll challenge.

2096
01:33:23,420 --> 01:33:24,500
You can challenge different users here.

2097
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:25,420
So you got chat here.

2098
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:25,920
Right.

2099
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:27,880
You got a chat lobby where you can find games.

2100
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:29,120
There are tons of users connected.

2101
01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:30,920
There's a lot of trash talk here.

2102
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:31,840
This is like real basketball stuff.

2103
01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:32,340
Trash.

2104
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:32,960
Oh, yeah.

2105
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:33,500
Oh, yeah.

2106
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:34,660
Definitely lots of hoopsters.

2107
01:33:34,780 --> 01:33:35,460
Lots of ballers.

2108
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:36,840
This guy here has been talking some smack.

2109
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:40,360
Is Shafi a trash talker on these games?

2110
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:41,960
Did he ever play them at all?

2111
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:42,300
Oh, yeah.

2112
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:43,580
Tons of users connected.

2113
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:45,660
There's a lot of trash talk here.

2114
01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:47,120
This is like real basketball stuff, right?

2115
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:47,700
Oh, yeah.

2116
01:33:47,820 --> 01:33:48,240
Oh, yeah.

2117
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:49,380
Definitely lots of hoopsters.

2118
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:50,200
Lots of ballers.

2119
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:51,460
This guy here has been talking.

2120
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:53,080
Holy shit chat that's going on.

2121
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,060
I'm Drake.

2122
01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:55,300
Drake is 37.

2123
01:33:55,580 --> 01:33:56,880
Record here.

2124
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,240
Face.

2125
01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,820
Face.

2126
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,140
I hit button too fast.

2127
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:02,260
Anyone want a game?

2128
01:34:02,380 --> 01:34:03,300
Who do you use?

2129
01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,680
Just insane.

2130
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:30,440
We're going to play five on five.

2131
01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:30,740
Okay.

2132
01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:34,180
His nickname is Exhibition Man, so hopefully he's all about the exhibition.

2133
01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:36,120
Oh, man.

2134
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:37,380
He didn't apparently want any.

2135
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:38,820
He didn't want to play with you.

2136
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:39,860
Yeah, we'll go check somebody.

2137
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:41,000
Guys want to play with you.

2138
01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:44,560
Okay, so these are the guys that are on.

2139
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:47,660
You can actually filter who's in there and decide what kind of connections they want.

2140
01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:50,980
Yeah, you can filter based on connection whether or not they have a keyboard.

2141
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,080
All right, we got a game here.

2142
01:34:52,180 --> 01:34:52,620
All right.

2143
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:53,200
All right.

2144
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:53,640
So who are you?

2145
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:54,040
You're Lakers.

2146
01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:56,080
He's the Lakers because he's a wuss.

2147
01:34:56,220 --> 01:34:56,580
Okay.

2148
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:57,360
Ooh.

2149
01:34:58,920 --> 01:35:00,460
That's what the bad players do.

2150
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:01,380
Who are you going to be?

2151
01:35:01,580 --> 01:35:04,000
I'm going to be the Clippers because I'm not afraid.

2152
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:04,100
Okay.

2153
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,240
Clippers, Lakers.

2154
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:06,100
All about the Clippers.

2155
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:06,340
That's great.

2156
01:35:06,460 --> 01:35:06,640
Okay.

2157
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:07,180
Let me talk to him here.

2158
01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:08,540
So show us what this action looks like.

2159
01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:09,520
Hey, man.

2160
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:10,080
I'll let you.

2161
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:10,860
Hey, man.

2162
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:11,860
What's up?

2163
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,720
And we're going to get a glimpse of the trash talk here.

2164
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:17,260
And Stuart Shafey is just about to say, I'll let you do this.

2165
01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:17,800
I'll let you do this.

2166
01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:20,880
But I wonder, will Shafey let him go off on one for a while?

2167
01:35:21,060 --> 01:35:24,480
I doubt he'd even give him 15 seconds.

2168
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:25,100
Isn't it?

2169
01:35:25,380 --> 01:35:25,560
Go.

2170
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:26,500
Just tell us what you're doing.

2171
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:28,020
All right.

2172
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:29,080
Right now, we're setting up the game.

2173
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:29,860
We're picking teams.

2174
01:35:30,060 --> 01:35:31,460
And basically, he's ready to go.

2175
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:32,180
I'm ready to go.

2176
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:33,440
So I send my controller up.

2177
01:35:33,860 --> 01:35:34,560
He goes down.

2178
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:36,200
Does it matter if you're on different speed lines?

2179
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:37,200
Um, actually.

2180
01:35:37,380 --> 01:35:37,980
Eight seconds.

2181
01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:41,720
Everyone connected right now through basketball is playing.

2182
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:42,400
LOL.

2183
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:43,260
Good luck.

2184
01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:43,620
Okay.

2185
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:49,840
Broadband modem is actually coming out in early January for the system.

2186
01:35:49,980 --> 01:35:50,720
And then people will be able to get faster.

2187
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:53,180
So to do what you're doing, you just need the basic Dreamcast console.

2188
01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:53,460
Right.

2189
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:54,300
Right out of the box.

2190
01:35:54,300 --> 01:35:54,560
Phone jack.

2191
01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:55,120
Okay, go.

2192
01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:57,000
Dreamcast console.

2193
01:35:57,660 --> 01:35:57,860
Yeah.

2194
01:35:57,940 --> 01:36:01,920
Everything you need for online gaming outside the games is ready right out of the box.

2195
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:02,960
All you need is a phone line.

2196
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:04,420
And you're good to go.

2197
01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:04,580
All right.

2198
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:05,320
So what's happening here?

2199
01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:06,840
Guys are still chatting down there.

2200
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:08,580
Yeah.

2201
01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:08,620
Yeah.

2202
01:36:08,620 --> 01:36:09,620
I got to talk a little trash.

2203
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,720
You'll need it more than me.

2204
01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:12,740
You'll need it more than me.

2205
01:36:12,740 --> 01:36:13,220
Ha ha.

2206
01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:13,980
Trash.

2207
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:14,280
All right.

2208
01:36:14,340 --> 01:36:15,160
He's got to pause.

2209
01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:16,960
All right.

2210
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:18,020
Tell him we got to go here.

2211
01:36:18,060 --> 01:36:18,820
This is a TV show.

2212
01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:19,220
Yeah.

2213
01:36:19,220 --> 01:36:20,680
He's messing around the middle of the night somewhere.

2214
01:36:21,620 --> 01:36:22,160
Yeah, I know.

2215
01:36:22,220 --> 01:36:22,640
What's the deal?

2216
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,000
All right.

2217
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,020
He's making subs here.

2218
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:27,500
He's got to put J.R. Ryder in the game.

2219
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:29,180
He's a Lakers fan.

2220
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:30,160
I'll give him that.

2221
01:36:30,220 --> 01:36:30,680
I'll give him that.

2222
01:36:30,680 --> 01:36:30,700
All right.

2223
01:36:30,700 --> 01:36:32,020
So do a little coaching here.

2224
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:32,600
A little managing.

2225
01:36:32,740 --> 01:36:32,940
Yeah.

2226
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,540
Before the game, you can set it up.

2227
01:36:34,620 --> 01:36:36,780
Decide who you want in the game, who you want to defend.

2228
01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:37,400
Okay.

2229
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:39,140
You know, that's what he's doing right now.

2230
01:36:39,140 --> 01:36:39,560
Here we go.

2231
01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:40,240
And you've got your game.

2232
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:40,780
Here we go.

2233
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:41,660
Kobe.

2234
01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:43,240
Which is actually pretty cool.

2235
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:43,680
Okay.

2236
01:36:43,780 --> 01:36:47,820
So the play and the game control is basically as if you're the same single player, right?

2237
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:49,580
Except you've got the other guy on the other side.

2238
01:36:50,780 --> 01:36:51,720
Let's get on with it, Lance.

2239
01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:52,200
Here we go.

2240
01:36:52,300 --> 01:36:52,740
All right, Cliff.

2241
01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:53,580
Let's see how you can do.

2242
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:54,560
All right, Cliff.

2243
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:55,700
Let's see how you can do.

2244
01:36:55,940 --> 01:36:56,920
We'd like to try, though.

2245
01:36:57,160 --> 01:36:57,620
What are we doing?

2246
01:36:57,760 --> 01:36:58,800
Why are you pausing for?

2247
01:36:59,020 --> 01:36:59,760
Just play the game.

2248
01:37:00,580 --> 01:37:00,880
All right.

2249
01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:02,840
So right now, we are online right now.

2250
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,160
So you're playing live right now.

2251
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:04,180
Yeah.

2252
01:37:04,260 --> 01:37:05,360
He's trying to back me down.

2253
01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:06,760
He's got no game, though.

2254
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:07,780
I'm ready for Shaq.

2255
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:09,480
All the big fellas are going to dunk on him.

2256
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:10,240
All right.

2257
01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:12,080
I don't know what you can do.

2258
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:15,560
As you can see, you know, sometimes it's a little choppy, but overall it's pretty smooth.

2259
01:37:15,660 --> 01:37:16,200
I was just going to ask.

2260
01:37:16,260 --> 01:37:19,200
I mean, the magic here, I mean, you're 56K, and this is pretty darn good.

2261
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:21,020
Yeah, yeah, especially for sports.

2262
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,600
Yeah, it's pretty smooth, actually.

2263
01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:23,760
All right, we're going to take him off.

2264
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:24,720
He's not ready.

2265
01:37:24,980 --> 01:37:25,480
Oh, come on.

2266
01:37:26,660 --> 01:37:27,020
Shoot.

2267
01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,220
Okay, okay.

2268
01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:28,740
There you go.

2269
01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:29,700
There's a little action.

2270
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:32,160
Stuart, Stuart, Shafey needs to wrap this up fast.

2271
01:37:32,260 --> 01:37:33,300
It's going nowhere.

2272
01:37:33,740 --> 01:37:34,980
It's going nowhere.

2273
01:37:34,980 --> 01:37:37,220
There's a real lack of pace here.

2274
01:37:37,620 --> 01:37:38,740
Look at the size of that lad.

2275
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:40,200
Huge.

2276
01:37:41,340 --> 01:37:41,740
Wow.

2277
01:37:41,980 --> 01:37:45,300
That's Lamar Odom, second man on Rhode Island, throwing down.

2278
01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:47,420
As you can see, it's pretty smooth stuff.

2279
01:37:47,860 --> 01:37:49,480
And depending on your connection, it's better.

2280
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:53,860
Sega has their own ISP, actually, which is they design from the ground up.

2281
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:56,040
How responsive is the action when you're playing the game over there?

2282
01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:56,660
I like it.

2283
01:37:57,100 --> 01:37:58,480
Stu's getting a little bit in there.

2284
01:37:58,520 --> 01:37:59,540
He's getting nastier now.

2285
01:37:59,620 --> 01:38:00,980
He's just not letting them talk.

2286
01:38:01,820 --> 01:38:03,340
They design from the ground up.

2287
01:38:03,540 --> 01:38:05,800
How responsive is the action when you're playing the game over there?

2288
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:07,140
It's definitely responsive.

2289
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:09,400
Yeah, right now, it's shooting a free throw here.

2290
01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:11,020
I suppose you want to trash talk and play at the same time.

2291
01:38:11,140 --> 01:38:12,060
You want to trash talk?

2292
01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:12,800
Well, that depends.

2293
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:12,800
You need a partner.

2294
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,840
Yeah, you know, you can help me out here.

2295
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:15,760
Pick up the keyboard.

2296
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,020
Lay down a little smack talk.

2297
01:38:17,780 --> 01:38:18,600
Basically, yeah.

2298
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:22,020
How many times are they going on about this fucking schmack talk?

2299
01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:27,500
And we haven't seen any schmack talk.

2300
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:31,860
You know, you can do it if you're playing, but, you know, since we're trying to speed things up.

2301
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:34,880
We have a little bit of time left, and I want you to mention a new game which has just come out,

2302
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:37,980
which is really cool, which is Fantasy Star Online.

2303
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:38,460
Could you pop?

2304
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:39,460
It's just a little demo.

2305
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:40,280
The game's not quite out.

2306
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:40,820
Smack talk.

2307
01:38:40,820 --> 01:38:42,300
Can you get rid of these guys?

2308
01:38:42,740 --> 01:38:45,040
Online smack talk simulator.

2309
01:38:46,460 --> 01:38:47,160
Sure thing.

2310
01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:48,500
He just said, hold on real quick.

2311
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:48,980
Oh, there you go.

2312
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:49,480
Good timing.

2313
01:38:49,580 --> 01:38:51,100
I hate it for him, but I've got to go.

2314
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:52,440
All right.

2315
01:38:52,540 --> 01:38:53,120
Sorry, kiddo.

2316
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:53,920
Yeah.

2317
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:56,040
We just want to take a look at that.

2318
01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:58,660
This is sort of another level of gameplay for kids.

2319
01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:02,680
You know, it's not sports, but really encourages team play and takes advantage of the online stuff.

2320
01:39:02,860 --> 01:39:03,360
Right, right.

2321
01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:04,680
This is Fantasy Star Online.

2322
01:39:05,020 --> 01:39:07,820
It's from Sonic Team, the creators of Sonic Adventure.

2323
01:39:07,820 --> 01:39:08,060
Right.

2324
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:08,920
Samba de Amigo.

2325
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:09,920
Nights.

2326
01:39:10,060 --> 01:39:10,700
A lot of jock stuff.

2327
01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:11,880
Saturn, Genesis Classics.

2328
01:39:12,220 --> 01:39:13,300
Samba de Amigo.

2329
01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:15,940
This is going to be the first console online RPG.

2330
01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:19,120
Samba de Amigo.

2331
01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:20,080
Play that.

2332
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:22,440
It'll allow for up to four players at once.

2333
01:39:22,780 --> 01:39:24,720
One quick thing I want you to mention as we take a look at this.

2334
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:25,720
Samba.

2335
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:28,740
We went down to Brazil the other day.

2336
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:32,360
We danced a little samba down at the beach.

2337
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:38,880
The girl from Ipanema was walking by with a Game Boy handheld.

2338
01:39:38,880 --> 01:39:41,820
A handheld Samba console.

2339
01:39:42,540 --> 01:39:43,660
The Samba Boy.

2340
01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:45,020
Samba.

2341
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:49,920
I just love the way the American look at his face there.

2342
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:51,740
I love the way the American say Samba.

2343
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:54,460
We said Samba, but they say Samba.

2344
01:39:55,460 --> 01:39:56,800
Language when you're playing this game.

2345
01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:58,240
You got your own little language.

2346
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:01,120
This is really a global game, right?

2347
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,180
You can play any language when you're playing this game.

2348
01:40:03,980 --> 01:40:11,200
Yeah, the way it's set up, Sonic Team has actually created sort of a universal translator where you can put together your own words and phrases.

2349
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:12,460
It looks rubbish.

2350
01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:15,160
Sonic Team have made a howler.

2351
01:40:15,700 --> 01:40:16,920
Certain words it recognizes.

2352
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,920
It's like, you know, you can put together, I want to fight.

2353
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:20,180
And that's in there.

2354
01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:22,040
And it will translate that into any language.

2355
01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:24,000
If you find some guy in Germany, it'll write it in German.

2356
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:24,680
France.

2357
01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:25,060
French.

2358
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:26,020
Right, exactly.

2359
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:28,120
It looked rubbish.

2360
01:40:28,240 --> 01:40:29,540
They didn't even have time to play it.

2361
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:30,400
It looked rubbish.

2362
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:33,400
RPG rubbish.

2363
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:36,360
Really poor game.

2364
01:40:36,620 --> 01:40:37,500
That's what it was.

2365
01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:38,960
Anal fantasy.

2366
01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:39,760
In German.

2367
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:40,440
France.

2368
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:40,820
French.

2369
01:40:41,180 --> 01:40:41,720
Right, exactly.

2370
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:42,600
All right, we're out of time, Brandon.

2371
01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:43,600
We've got to run, so thanks a lot.

2372
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,920
If you see that, I'd be absolutely sickened.

2373
01:40:46,100 --> 01:40:48,940
I'd fucking spend my Samba money.

2374
01:40:50,480 --> 01:40:52,940
First holy Samba communion money.

2375
01:40:53,740 --> 01:40:55,540
And that's the game I was buying.

2376
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:58,860
Monsters in a Forest.

2377
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:00,080
The RPG.

2378
01:41:00,300 --> 01:41:00,740
We've got to go.

2379
01:41:00,980 --> 01:41:01,800
We've got to go, guys.

2380
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:04,840
Samba monsters.

2381
01:41:05,660 --> 01:41:07,760
We've got a few of these little Samba guys.

2382
01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:09,340
They've got little claws there.

2383
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:11,020
Okay, that's nice.

2384
01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:11,640
What else?

2385
01:41:12,140 --> 01:41:16,820
You're going to smash the crystal with your massive RPG sword.

2386
01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:20,000
You've got these little Samba monsters coming right out of the screen.

2387
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:21,000
Nasty little guys.

2388
01:41:21,100 --> 01:41:21,380
What else?

2389
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:22,380
We've got to run, so thanks a lot.

2390
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:22,880
We've got to run.

2391
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:24,080
All right, coming up next.

2392
01:41:24,260 --> 01:41:24,860
It's shit.

2393
01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:25,620
We've got to run.

2394
01:41:25,940 --> 01:41:27,320
Several other great new games.

2395
01:41:27,600 --> 01:41:31,540
Plus, you'll get to meet perhaps one of the most famous gamers in the world, the legendary Thresh.

2396
01:41:31,660 --> 01:41:32,180
We'll be right back.

2397
01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:33,700
We're going to meet Thresh, everyone.

2398
01:41:33,900 --> 01:41:35,180
Don't fucking go anywhere.

2399
01:41:35,300 --> 01:41:36,400
We're going to meet Thresh.

2400
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:37,760
Thresh.

2401
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:38,140
Okay?

2402
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:38,880
Thresh.

2403
01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:39,800
Yeah?

2404
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:41,200
Samba?

2405
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:44,020
Game 4.

2406
01:41:44,020 --> 01:41:44,060
Game 4.

2407
01:41:44,060 --> 01:41:44,100
Game 4.

2408
01:41:44,100 --> 01:41:44,340
Game 4.

2409
01:41:46,820 --> 01:41:51,920
Another great resource for the latest in computer gaming is Next Generation Magazine.

2410
01:41:52,420 --> 01:41:53,780
And here's a guy who has a great job.

2411
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:56,140
He gets paid to review new games for the magazine.

2412
01:41:56,260 --> 01:41:57,320
Welcome to Jeff Lundrygan.

2413
01:41:57,320 --> 01:41:57,900
How you doing, Jeff?

2414
01:41:57,960 --> 01:41:58,480
I'm just fine.

2415
01:41:58,540 --> 01:42:00,280
All right, you've got a couple games I know you really like.

2416
01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:01,840
One of them is the new Mech Warrior.

2417
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:03,780
Thank you very much, Le Chefé.

2418
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:04,600
Thank you very much.

2419
01:42:04,660 --> 01:42:04,960
Here we go.

2420
01:42:05,020 --> 01:42:05,680
Famous gamer.

2421
01:42:05,860 --> 01:42:06,680
It's fresh.

2422
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:08,520
Mech Warrior 4.

2423
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:11,340
First of all, people who don't know, what's Mech Warrior about?

2424
01:42:11,660 --> 01:42:15,240
Well, Mech Warrior is basically, it's a game about giant fighting robots.

2425
01:42:16,300 --> 01:42:18,180
Giant fighting robots.

2426
01:42:20,020 --> 01:42:23,500
Jeff Lundrygan, Next Gen Mag.

2427
01:42:23,940 --> 01:42:24,680
Let's have a little look here.

2428
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:29,480
Well, Mech Warrior is basically, it's a game about giant fighting robots.

2429
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:30,780
Giant fighting robots.

2430
01:42:30,780 --> 01:42:33,640
22nd century warfare or whatever.

2431
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:36,160
They're just huge lumbering tanks.

2432
01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:37,760
You can think of the Walkers in Star Wars.

2433
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:39,100
That's kind of what they're like.

2434
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:42,160
Only they're a lot more complicated and they have a lot more firepower.

2435
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:45,840
All right, so what's different about the new Mech Warrior compared to the earlier Mech Warriors?

2436
01:42:45,860 --> 01:42:49,560
Well, this latest Mech Warrior has a lot more of an arcade feel to it.

2437
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:50,980
It's a lot easier to jump into.

2438
01:42:51,220 --> 01:42:52,400
It's a lot easier to play.

2439
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:54,340
You can just kind of get in and go.

2440
01:42:54,860 --> 01:42:57,560
It has a lot less of the resource management that the old one did.

2441
01:42:57,640 --> 01:42:59,260
It has a lot less of the nitpicky.

2442
01:42:59,540 --> 01:43:01,400
Are you still building your warriors, though?

2443
01:43:01,780 --> 01:43:02,960
Yeah, to a certain extent.

2444
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:10,300
The classic Mech Warrior thing is to go out and shoot another robot and then salvage it for parts for the next batch that you send out.

2445
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:13,920
Why don't we get it up here and take a look at what it looks like here?

2446
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:14,660
Why don't we do that?

2447
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:16,480
The little laughing on him there.

2448
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:19,080
Why don't we get it up here?

2449
01:43:20,140 --> 01:43:21,360
What's this M?

2450
01:43:21,480 --> 01:43:22,380
100% on it.

2451
01:43:22,380 --> 01:43:52,300
Why don't we get it up here and take a look at what it looks like here?

2452
01:43:52,300 --> 01:43:53,080
So we do that.

2453
01:43:53,340 --> 01:43:54,380
Play a little game here.

2454
01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:55,600
So we're out in the desert somewhere.

2455
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:56,200
We're out in the desert.

2456
01:43:56,220 --> 01:43:57,240
And that character is you.

2457
01:43:57,300 --> 01:43:57,740
That's me.

2458
01:43:57,880 --> 01:43:58,240
Neger.

2459
01:43:58,280 --> 01:43:59,980
And what are the pieces of the screen?

2460
01:44:00,100 --> 01:44:01,120
Just explain what we're seeing here.

2461
01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:09,640
Imagine playing that, a robot with two fucking rocket launchers as arms, and then you've got a face that shoots lasers.

2462
01:44:12,340 --> 01:44:14,420
On the left is my status screen.

2463
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,060
You'll notice I've already taken some hits.

2464
01:44:16,480 --> 01:44:17,440
Status screen.

2465
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:26,140
My upper pods there are sort of yellow, whereas only my left leg is green, because that's the only place it hasn't been hit.

2466
01:44:26,180 --> 01:44:28,620
And you're actually consuming energy and generating heat flash.

2467
01:44:28,620 --> 01:44:30,780
Absolutely consuming energy and generating heat.

2468
01:44:30,880 --> 01:44:31,400
That's correct.

2469
01:44:31,660 --> 01:44:32,040
Absolutely.

2470
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:35,680
And the more heat that I generate, the less well my mech will work.

2471
01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:39,080
So you've got to kind of be careful about picking your shot.

2472
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:42,400
So when there, Kenny says this game will be great on Oculus Rift.

2473
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:44,520
I think it would be great in the bin.

2474
01:44:45,460 --> 01:44:45,720
Kenny.

2475
01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:47,180
Doesn't look good at all.

2476
01:44:47,260 --> 01:44:48,040
He's going to be great on the other side.

2477
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:49,040
He's going to be great on the other side.

2478
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,040
He's going to be great on the other side.

2479
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:51,040
He's going to be great on the other side.

2480
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:51,680
He's going to be great on the other side.

2481
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:52,600
He's going to be great on the other side.

2482
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:53,600
He's going to be great on the other side.

2483
01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:54,040
He's going to be great on the other side.

2484
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:54,620
He's going to be great on the other side.

2485
01:44:54,620 --> 01:44:55,120
He's going to be great on the other side.

2486
01:44:55,120 --> 01:44:55,740
He's going to be great on the other side.

2487
01:44:55,740 --> 01:44:56,600
He's going to be great on the other side.

2488
01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:58,380
He's going to be great on the other side.

2489
01:44:58,380 --> 01:45:01,300
So what's the strategy here other than just sort of shooting at these guys until they fall?

2490
01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:05,720
Well, that's the one thing about this game that's sort of different from before.

2491
01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:12,260
Because what used to happen is traditionally what I'm doing here is you just target the guy's legs and wait until he falls over.

2492
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,000
And then he's helpless.

2493
01:45:14,060 --> 01:45:14,960
They've kind of adjusted.

2494
01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:18,980
He's really going mad on his flight stick there playing with his little flight stick.

2495
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:24,020
Stuart's great at laughing when he doesn't really find it funny.

2496
01:45:25,160 --> 01:45:27,780
He's very talented because it's believable as well.

2497
01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:29,020
...that a lot in this version.

2498
01:45:29,020 --> 01:45:31,200
It's not quite so easy to do.

2499
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:33,140
Battles last a lot longer.

2500
01:45:33,900 --> 01:45:36,760
They're actually just a hair more difficult on the whole.

2501
01:45:37,460 --> 01:45:40,760
But it's still a lot of really great just giant robot action.

2502
01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:41,500
Game boy.

2503
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:46,920
But the difficulty is really not wasting your resources, not wasting your energy, not dying before you're killing.

2504
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:52,280
The difficulty is keeping attention and paying attention to this game.

2505
01:45:52,300 --> 01:45:53,080
It's terrible, right?

2506
01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:56,220
So you're going to use those pieces to build your next robot.

2507
01:45:56,380 --> 01:45:56,700
Exactly.

2508
01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:57,160
All right.

2509
01:45:57,180 --> 01:46:01,240
Now, I want you to get to another game in a second, which is your other favorite one you want to show us.

2510
01:46:01,300 --> 01:46:02,240
It's called No One Lives Forever.

2511
01:46:02,340 --> 01:46:06,460
But first of all, I've got to ask you about this mother of all joysticks you have here that you've been playing with.

2512
01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:07,300
What is the deal here?

2513
01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:07,780
This is you.

2514
01:46:08,020 --> 01:46:08,180
Whoa.

2515
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:10,820
Yeah, this is the Microsoft Force Feedback 2.

2516
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:13,120
It's their latest Force Feedback joystick.

2517
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,980
You can see it kind of jumping around in my hand.

2518
01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:16,100
Every time I take a hit, it takes a hit.

2519
01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:17,520
Whoa, he's fucking mad on his shtick there.

2520
01:46:18,020 --> 01:46:19,780
He's mad into the shtick, that lad.

2521
01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:22,820
He'd be fucking playing with the shtick day and night, sure.

2522
01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:26,020
Be in his room fucking playing with the shtick all day.

2523
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:29,160
He's got the old force feedback, like.

2524
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:32,900
He's got a fucking force feedback shtick for myself to cut.

2525
01:46:34,120 --> 01:46:36,480
He's looking, he's looking vegeant.

2526
01:46:37,420 --> 01:46:38,640
So it's got the force feedback.

2527
01:46:38,780 --> 01:46:39,480
It's got the force feedback.

2528
01:46:39,480 --> 01:46:40,880
You can actually rotate and twist that joystick, too.

2529
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,020
You can rotate the joystick left and right.

2530
01:46:43,140 --> 01:46:45,040
You'll notice that my torso goes this way.

2531
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:45,040
So he's bending, yeah.

2532
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:45,360
Right.

2533
01:46:46,260 --> 01:46:48,300
As well as turning to the right.

2534
01:46:48,500 --> 01:46:49,760
So I can then go this way.

2535
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:51,760
Shtick bender.

2536
01:46:51,860 --> 01:46:54,780
It's also got, like, about 12 different buttons on it.

2537
01:46:54,780 --> 01:46:57,640
So you can pretty much program it for any game.

2538
01:46:57,740 --> 01:47:00,900
But it seems to me like joysticks are not as hot as they were before for Game of Thrones.

2539
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:02,620
Not as hot as they used to be.

2540
01:47:02,780 --> 01:47:05,140
I think the main reason is just that they've gotten so big.

2541
01:47:05,140 --> 01:47:05,400
So big.

2542
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:05,780
Right.

2543
01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:06,300
So big.

2544
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:07,660
I mean, look at this footprint.

2545
01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:08,820
I've got a keyboard.

2546
01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:09,640
I've got a mouse.

2547
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:10,500
I've got a monitor.

2548
01:47:10,740 --> 01:47:12,680
And right in the middle of the wall, I've got this huge joystick.

2549
01:47:12,780 --> 01:47:12,900
All right.

2550
01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:16,100
Now, before we get to the next game, I want to ask, we're talking Microsoft here.

2551
01:47:16,180 --> 01:47:17,420
Their joystick, their game.

2552
01:47:17,420 --> 01:47:18,460
Their joystick, their game.

2553
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,900
We've been talking about the PS2.

2554
01:47:20,020 --> 01:47:21,740
We've been talking about the Dreamcast so far on the show.

2555
01:47:21,780 --> 01:47:23,040
Now, they're coming out with an Xbox.

2556
01:47:23,500 --> 01:47:23,960
Yeah, they are.

2557
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:25,320
What's going to be special about that?

2558
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:30,380
Well, it's going to have a hard drive and a modem inside it from the get-go to start with.

2559
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:35,080
It's going to be real easy to develop for, at least according to all the developers that we've talked to.

2560
01:47:36,020 --> 01:47:36,480
Game boy.

2561
01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:40,720
It's not exactly off-the-shelf parts, but it's parts that people are really familiar with.

2562
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:43,120
And so it's not going to take a whole heck of a lot of resources.

2563
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:43,680
So it could be hot?

2564
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:44,540
Game boy.

2565
01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:45,360
It could be very hot.

2566
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:45,580
All right.

2567
01:47:45,580 --> 01:47:46,880
So let's take a look at the next game here.

2568
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:48,340
It's called No One Lives Forever.

2569
01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:48,660
Right.

2570
01:47:48,740 --> 01:47:51,140
Let's take a look at the game and tell me why you think it's so cool.

2571
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:55,260
Well, the coolest thing about it is that you can see it's kind of a first-person shooter.

2572
01:47:55,420 --> 01:48:00,940
But unlike most first-person shooters, this isn't set in some crazy, dystopian future.

2573
01:48:00,940 --> 01:48:02,860
And look at your man's square head there.

2574
01:48:03,420 --> 01:48:03,980
Let's go back.

2575
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:07,120
I love seeing these faces in these games.

2576
01:48:07,240 --> 01:48:08,280
I think I had this one.

2577
01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:09,300
I had a few of them.

2578
01:48:09,380 --> 01:48:10,720
They always came out around Christmas.

2579
01:48:11,620 --> 01:48:12,660
Just sitting there.

2580
01:48:12,780 --> 01:48:13,500
It was David Bowie.

2581
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:13,740
Look.

2582
01:48:15,900 --> 01:48:16,860
Let's dance.

2583
01:48:16,860 --> 01:48:20,920
Let's dance.

2584
01:48:22,540 --> 01:48:25,220
The dystopian future or, you know.

2585
01:48:25,340 --> 01:48:26,120
This is the past, not the future.

2586
01:48:26,140 --> 01:48:27,080
This is the past, right?

2587
01:48:27,080 --> 01:48:32,280
Put on your golden eye and play your first-person shooter.

2588
01:48:32,460 --> 01:48:32,640
All right.

2589
01:48:32,700 --> 01:48:35,760
In fact, this is set square in the middle of the swinging 60s.

2590
01:48:35,900 --> 01:48:36,020
You are.

2591
01:48:36,020 --> 01:48:37,460
This is sort of Austin Powers-y feel.

2592
01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:38,300
Very much so.

2593
01:48:38,440 --> 01:48:40,080
You are an operative.

2594
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:40,960
You're Kate Archer.

2595
01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:41,440
Okay.

2596
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:46,540
And she's the only female operative of an international super-spy organization known as Unity.

2597
01:48:46,540 --> 01:48:48,000
Another Bowie.

2598
01:48:48,080 --> 01:48:53,360
They couldn't even be arse-prone in a fucking Zoe Bowie or a fucking different Bowie.

2599
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:55,080
They just went with the same Bowie.

2600
01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:58,420
Let's dance.

2601
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:03,520
Put on your leather gloves and bowler hat.

2602
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:06,340
David Bowie.

2603
01:49:06,340 --> 01:49:15,100
And as such, not only do you have to battle against these awful, you know, super spies of the terrorist organization harm,

2604
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:18,680
you've also got to battle against the sexist attitudes of all your colleagues.

2605
01:49:18,840 --> 01:49:19,720
Because you're a female.

2606
01:49:20,100 --> 01:49:20,300
Right.

2607
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:21,840
You're a female.

2608
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:24,500
I'm telling you this is not a suitable job for a woman.

2609
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,460
Not a suitable job for a woman.

2610
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:33,380
See, David Bowie's head there got completely fucking clattergasted by a Bowie bullet.

2611
01:49:33,940 --> 01:49:36,440
Got absolutely fucking bullet-bonced.

2612
01:49:37,340 --> 01:49:38,720
Took a bullet to the bonce man.

2613
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:39,580
His head snapped.

2614
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:41,340
And it was a quick animation.

2615
01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:41,640
Look.

2616
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:42,300
Poof.

2617
01:49:43,660 --> 01:49:44,500
Head snapper.

2618
01:49:44,740 --> 01:49:45,060
Bah!

2619
01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:47,500
His head rolls backwards, look.

2620
01:49:48,100 --> 01:49:49,140
And then to the side.

2621
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:51,300
It really does look.

2622
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:54,840
Goes back and to the left.

2623
01:49:56,780 --> 01:49:59,160
Back and to the left.

2624
01:50:01,060 --> 01:50:03,820
Bowie and to the left.

2625
01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:05,300
David Bowie.

2626
01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:07,740
The magic Bowie theory.

2627
01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:11,340
Spiders.

2628
01:50:11,460 --> 01:50:12,660
Thank you very much, spiders.

2629
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:13,860
And silver pixie.

2630
01:50:13,960 --> 01:50:14,960
I hope you'll get no left.

2631
01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:17,520
Let's dance.

2632
01:50:17,720 --> 01:50:19,220
No, you're not exactly where I'm from.

2633
01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:22,580
Okay, what else?

2634
01:50:23,220 --> 01:50:26,340
Now, I'm just kind of going gung-ho about this, but...

2635
01:50:26,340 --> 01:50:27,240
Are you fucked?

2636
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:28,000
Are you fucked?

2637
01:50:28,140 --> 01:50:29,360
Hey, we've got a new face.

2638
01:50:29,460 --> 01:50:32,180
It's not a boy, but still the same crew cut.

2639
01:50:33,180 --> 01:50:33,940
Silver pixie.

2640
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:34,820
Thank you very much.

2641
01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,280
Very, very kind of you, silver pixie there.

2642
01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:38,060
Thank you very much.

2643
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:40,180
This game actually...

2644
01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:41,500
It's great.

2645
01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:43,460
We can go in for a closer look there.

2646
01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:45,380
And let's just get something good.

2647
01:50:45,420 --> 01:50:46,380
It is still a boy.

2648
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:47,580
It is still a boy.

2649
01:50:51,620 --> 01:50:52,460
So we can just...

2650
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:54,320
It's game action.

2651
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,220
Rewind the clock there.

2652
01:50:57,980 --> 01:50:58,460
And then...

2653
01:50:59,420 --> 01:51:00,380
Look at that.

2654
01:51:01,420 --> 01:51:02,120
Oh, no.

2655
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:17,720
Doesn't look like him, though.

2656
01:51:21,140 --> 01:51:22,080
Doesn't look like him.

2657
01:51:22,840 --> 01:51:23,980
Sorry, that's not Bowie.

2658
01:51:24,040 --> 01:51:25,160
I don't know who that looks like.

2659
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:27,100
It looks more like fucking...

2660
01:51:27,100 --> 01:51:29,440
What's his face?

2661
01:51:29,820 --> 01:51:31,000
Christopher Walken.

2662
01:51:31,100 --> 01:51:31,300
Does it?

2663
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:33,180
Does Leo...

2664
01:51:33,180 --> 01:51:36,100
Leo in the chat has said it before I've even said it.

2665
01:51:37,180 --> 01:51:37,540
Yeah.

2666
01:51:38,740 --> 01:51:41,400
He didn't sing any songs, though, so I can't queue up any music.

2667
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:43,180
He was in the Fat Boy Slim video.

2668
01:51:45,180 --> 01:51:46,600
Dolph Lundgren, maybe, yeah.

2669
01:51:46,940 --> 01:51:47,640
Actually...

2670
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:47,880
Whoa.

2671
01:51:48,380 --> 01:51:50,920
This game actually requires a lot more stealth.

2672
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:52,340
Let's cack.

2673
01:51:52,740 --> 01:51:53,380
What? Hang on.

2674
01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:55,060
Okay, explain what you mean by stealth here.

2675
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:56,000
Well, it means you have...

2676
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:57,380
Well, not like this, Stu.

2677
01:51:57,520 --> 01:51:58,660
Obviously, you walk around.

2678
01:51:58,720 --> 01:52:00,600
You don't shoot your fucking way through the building.

2679
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:01,880
Just sneak around.

2680
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:02,880
You can't just let...

2681
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,020
Okay.

2682
01:52:03,480 --> 01:52:05,520
So if they see you, you'll get blasted.

2683
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:06,040
If they see you, right.

2684
01:52:06,140 --> 01:52:07,680
If they see you, you will get blasted.

2685
01:52:07,740 --> 01:52:08,560
I've actually done something...

2686
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:09,300
You get blasted.

2687
01:52:09,300 --> 01:52:34,020
Not at all.

2688
01:52:34,020 --> 01:52:34,020
Not at all.

2689
01:52:34,020 --> 01:52:36,180
Not be seen and not be discovered and so on.

2690
01:52:36,180 --> 01:52:38,860
And it absolutely nails its subject matter, too.

2691
01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:40,040
It's a really cool thing.

2692
01:52:40,460 --> 01:52:45,640
It's based around all the silly spy movies from the 60s that you could possibly imagine.

2693
01:52:45,640 --> 01:52:48,180
So it really is a spoof of the James Bond-y type stuff.

2694
01:52:48,180 --> 01:52:48,600
Exactly, exactly.

2695
01:52:48,780 --> 01:52:52,320
And it's got levels that are based around every spy movie you could think of.

2696
01:52:52,380 --> 01:52:53,400
It's got a ski chalet.

2697
01:52:53,800 --> 01:52:54,580
It's got an underwater...

2698
01:52:54,580 --> 01:53:02,440
It's an open-world ski chalet sandbox spoof blooper from the makers of Game Boys.

2699
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:06,280
Nintendo's Game Boys.

2700
01:53:06,760 --> 01:53:14,100
The makers of the Game Boys were shipped over in a large Game Boy container unit.

2701
01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:16,060
Spear battle.

2702
01:53:16,260 --> 01:53:17,040
It's got an outer space...

2703
01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:18,280
Spear battle.

2704
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:20,420
It's got an outer space bit.

2705
01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:22,580
It's got a spear battle.

2706
01:53:23,820 --> 01:53:24,820
Game Boy.

2707
01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:27,520
It's got a little fun and satire in there also.

2708
01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:27,780
Yeah, it really is.

2709
01:53:28,140 --> 01:53:32,900
And as you're walking around, all the guards are having conversations comparing the dental plans.

2710
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:37,140
Evil organizations that they work for.

2711
01:53:37,820 --> 01:53:39,000
So it's very turn-in-cheek.

2712
01:53:39,140 --> 01:53:40,200
It's a hell of a lot of fun.

2713
01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:40,540
Yeah.

2714
01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:41,200
Thanks much.

2715
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:41,760
Thank you.

2716
01:53:41,960 --> 01:53:42,860
All right, well, if you...

2717
01:53:42,860 --> 01:53:43,720
No one lives forever.

2718
01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:44,500
I tell you.

2719
01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:45,800
What didn't live forever?

2720
01:53:46,140 --> 01:53:46,960
And I told you...

2721
01:53:46,960 --> 01:53:47,820
I said it earlier on.

2722
01:53:48,100 --> 01:53:53,400
The careers of the people who made No One Lives Forever because it wasn't great.

2723
01:53:53,780 --> 01:53:55,120
Play games like Quake.

2724
01:53:55,180 --> 01:53:58,320
You know how hard this can be on your fingers and on your brain.

2725
01:53:58,400 --> 01:54:03,160
In fact, it ought to be an Olympic sport, I would think, because the guys who are good at these games are really kind of happy.

2726
01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:06,080
Winnebago Aluminum Sambas.

2727
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:09,580
Thank you very much, Winnebago Aluminum Sambas.

2728
01:54:11,580 --> 01:54:12,780
W-A-S.

2729
01:54:13,080 --> 01:54:13,860
Thank you very much.

2730
01:54:16,580 --> 01:54:20,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

2731
01:54:20,260 --> 01:54:21,080
Tip no, no.

2732
01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:23,060
Again, haircut money only.

2733
01:54:23,540 --> 01:54:26,480
Look, I'll get a haircut when I'm ready.

2734
01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:29,880
I don't need one just because you're telling me to get one.

2735
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:33,960
And people who said it in the chat and you've seen me take issue with them.

2736
01:54:34,260 --> 01:54:37,720
And now people are actually giving money for me to get a haircut.

2737
01:54:38,140 --> 01:54:38,720
That's...

2738
01:54:38,720 --> 01:54:39,920
It's disgusting.

2739
01:54:40,940 --> 01:54:47,360
Absolutely playing on my insecurities of my appearance as well, which I hadn't on before the stream.

2740
01:54:47,480 --> 01:54:49,080
And now it's all fucking...

2741
01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:50,600
Let's take the piss out of his hair.

2742
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:54,580
One of the best of them is the gamer named Thresh.

2743
01:54:54,820 --> 01:54:56,200
His real name is Dennis Fong.

2744
01:54:56,280 --> 01:54:57,260
And this is Thresh over here.

2745
01:54:57,300 --> 01:54:57,860
How you doing, Dennis?

2746
01:54:58,040 --> 01:54:58,660
How you doing, Stuart?

2747
01:54:58,660 --> 01:55:05,920
And when I was talking about Quake, and people don't know, a couple of years ago, you were considered like the best Quake player in the world, right?

2748
01:55:06,140 --> 01:55:06,500
That's right.

2749
01:55:06,540 --> 01:55:11,220
Actually, it all culminated into this big Quake tournament featuring a red Ferrari.

2750
01:55:11,440 --> 01:55:12,040
Right, right.

2751
01:55:12,200 --> 01:55:12,800
It's Thresh.

2752
01:55:13,480 --> 01:55:15,520
Dennis the Thresher Fong.

2753
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:17,620
And he's here from Firesquad.com.

2754
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:19,600
Doesn't care about what you think about him.

2755
01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:21,400
I'm going to take a leaf out of his book.

2756
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:33,060
And move along with Fong as we go into the dark, deep recesses of the gaming world here.

2757
01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:38,020
This is heavy, heavy games bridge we're playing here.

2758
01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:41,480
This isn't just fucking casual tomorrow never dies bullshit.

2759
01:55:42,220 --> 01:55:44,300
Gameboys and buoys and all that stuff.

2760
01:55:44,500 --> 01:55:50,940
This is money on the line, real gamers staying up all night to play the game that kind of a way.

2761
01:55:51,480 --> 01:55:54,360
Lads over in Japan and Korea dying playing the game.

2762
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:57,920
Playing RPGs in the fucking internet cafes and things like that.

2763
01:55:58,700 --> 01:56:10,060
Remember in the internet cafes in Galway, Chatternet or something like that, there was lads in there always fucking monopolizing the computers playing World of Warcraft or one of those games.

2764
01:56:10,220 --> 01:56:12,300
You just wonder what the fuck are they at like.

2765
01:56:12,860 --> 01:56:13,120
Do you know?

2766
01:56:13,280 --> 01:56:15,400
There was no money being made there, was there?

2767
01:56:15,840 --> 01:56:18,940
Unless they made their profile so big they could sell it on eBay.

2768
01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:21,900
But I mean, I think you had to be really good to do that.

2769
01:56:21,940 --> 01:56:22,400
I'm not sure.

2770
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:23,360
You won.

2771
01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:24,300
So I ended up winning.

2772
01:56:24,420 --> 01:56:24,840
You won.

2773
01:56:24,920 --> 01:56:26,580
And you were too young to even drive it all the time, right?

2774
01:56:27,220 --> 01:56:28,660
Too young to even drive.

2775
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:30,340
I love the air.

2776
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:31,480
Thank you very much.

2777
01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:32,460
Not quite.

2778
01:56:32,700 --> 01:56:33,500
I couldn't quite.

2779
01:56:33,560 --> 01:56:34,020
It was a stick.

2780
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:35,040
It was a stick.

2781
01:56:35,140 --> 01:56:37,020
And I didn't actually know how to drive stick at the time.

2782
01:56:37,180 --> 01:56:37,880
So you know.

2783
01:56:37,900 --> 01:56:41,020
You drive stick or you drive auto shaft.

2784
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:43,380
Now there's a new version of Quake out now.

2785
01:56:43,480 --> 01:56:44,720
Quake 3 or Quake Arena.

2786
01:56:45,040 --> 01:56:48,440
First of all, what's new and better about this than the original Quake that you played?

2787
01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:51,540
Well, Quake 3, the new one, is actually a lot more arcade-y.

2788
01:56:51,900 --> 01:56:52,420
Oh, okay.

2789
01:56:52,620 --> 01:56:53,160
It's software.

2790
01:56:53,300 --> 01:56:58,280
The developers of Quake have simplified it to where it's much easier to get online to play against people.

2791
01:56:58,480 --> 01:56:58,720
Right.

2792
01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,620
It's easier to find opponents.

2793
01:56:59,820 --> 01:57:01,960
It's also much easier to kill your opponent.

2794
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:05,700
Because what they found were the really good players were just completely dominating.

2795
01:57:05,700 --> 01:57:06,640
Blowing everybody away.

2796
01:57:06,700 --> 01:57:06,900
Right.

2797
01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:10,680
And so the newer players found it very difficult to get into the game and get into the flow.

2798
01:57:10,980 --> 01:57:13,640
So this new Quake 3 is much easier to play.

2799
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:13,860
Right.

2800
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:15,420
Primarily online?

2801
01:57:16,420 --> 01:57:16,860
Multiplayer?

2802
01:57:17,080 --> 01:57:18,440
It is primarily online.

2803
01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:20,240
It's actually made for multiplayer specifically.

2804
01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:20,440
Got it.

2805
01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:20,960
It's a multiplayer.

2806
01:57:21,260 --> 01:57:27,080
They do have a single-player component, but it's not as opposed to the previous versions of Quake, the earlier versions.

2807
01:57:27,260 --> 01:57:29,960
There was a storyline and there was a kind of a story that you played through.

2808
01:57:30,340 --> 01:57:32,280
In this version, you just play against bots.

2809
01:57:32,340 --> 01:57:32,500
Okay.

2810
01:57:32,580 --> 01:57:35,760
Since you were the master of the original Quake, I mean, do you like this one more or less?

2811
01:57:35,820 --> 01:57:37,300
Is it more of a challenge, less of a challenge?

2812
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:38,900
Well, Quake has always been a classic.

2813
01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:39,940
It still is a classic.

2814
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:42,260
And it's kind of back at my roots.

2815
01:57:42,460 --> 01:57:45,940
But I have to admit that Quake 3 is incredibly fun to play.

2816
01:57:45,940 --> 01:57:48,620
All right, we have it up here, so give us an idea of what Quake 3 looks like.

2817
01:57:48,720 --> 01:57:54,140
Well, essentially, Quake 3 is almost, I guess, the easiest way to explain it would be like cave-balling on the computer.

2818
01:57:54,420 --> 01:57:55,220
Quake-boying.

2819
01:57:55,860 --> 01:58:00,440
You know, essentially, you run into the game and, you know, we have three bots playing against me right now.

2820
01:58:00,460 --> 01:58:00,780
Okay.

2821
01:58:01,360 --> 01:58:04,800
And essentially, you pick up weapons and armor and you go after each other.

2822
01:58:05,220 --> 01:58:08,580
And whoever ends up, as you kill an opponent, you get points.

2823
01:58:08,780 --> 01:58:09,100
Right.

2824
01:58:09,100 --> 01:58:12,180
And at the end of a certain time limit, whoever has the most points wins.

2825
01:58:13,780 --> 01:58:21,460
Now, keep playing here, Dennis, but I want to ask you, for people who are not into this as much as you guys are, you see a lot of these games, and I sort of all look alike.

2826
01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:25,120
There's a gun at the front there, and there's a bunch of guys, and you blast away.

2827
01:58:25,400 --> 01:58:28,400
And some people have trouble understanding what the kick of this is.

2828
01:58:28,480 --> 01:58:30,120
Explain what the thrill is of playing this game.

2829
01:58:30,180 --> 01:58:32,580
Well, I mean, it's, you know, because it's all real time.

2830
01:58:32,860 --> 01:58:35,460
I mean, it's essentially like Cowboys and Indians all over again.

2831
01:58:35,460 --> 01:58:36,480
Yeah, and you can't stop and think.

2832
01:58:36,480 --> 01:58:37,240
Right, exactly.

2833
01:58:37,440 --> 01:58:40,480
So, I mean, everything happens in real time when your opponent moves left.

2834
01:58:40,820 --> 01:58:42,440
So, there's this real, like, adrenaline rush.

2835
01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:44,600
I mean, you've got to be there or be dead.

2836
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:45,180
Oh, yeah.

2837
01:58:45,220 --> 01:58:48,900
And actually, you know, if you're playing alone at night in the dark room, you know, sometimes you've heard it.

2838
01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:51,440
Steward's be there or be dead, Shafi.

2839
01:58:51,840 --> 01:58:54,480
If your opponent pops around a corner, you can jump out of your chair, basically.

2840
01:58:54,980 --> 01:58:55,680
It's pretty neat.

2841
01:58:55,840 --> 01:58:56,660
Lovely fake laugh.

2842
01:58:58,820 --> 01:58:59,680
Lovely atmosphere.

2843
01:58:59,680 --> 01:59:02,280
A little bit easier for the novice to maybe get into playing.

2844
01:59:03,120 --> 01:59:05,080
Quake 3 is definitely much easier to get into.

2845
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:05,600
All right.

2846
01:59:05,640 --> 01:59:06,880
I want to talk to you about another game.

2847
01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:11,360
Now, about, I guess it was two years ago, we showed the original Half-Life when it first came out.

2848
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:12,700
That was a great game, of course.

2849
01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:16,780
And now there's a newer version of Half-Life, again, a multiplayer Internet version of it.

2850
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:17,740
Tell us about that.

2851
01:59:18,540 --> 01:59:23,200
Well, Counter-Strike is essentially, it was actually created by two guys out of a garage.

2852
01:59:23,460 --> 01:59:23,660
Huh.

2853
01:59:23,660 --> 01:59:27,420
And one of the really neat things about these games is that it's modifiable.

2854
01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:32,700
And so what they did was they took the original Half-Life engine and modified it and started building on it.

2855
01:59:32,720 --> 01:59:34,420
And actually, they didn't do any marketing for it.

2856
01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:36,380
They started off as a very small community.

2857
01:59:37,140 --> 01:59:40,720
And as more and more people started playing this game, it just started picking up steam.

2858
01:59:40,720 --> 01:59:41,840
So really kind of grassroots.

2859
01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:44,220
I mean, is it really related to Half-Life or not?

2860
01:59:44,520 --> 01:59:49,860
Well, the neat thing about Counter-Strike, as opposed to a game like Quake 3, is that it's based entirely on realism.

2861
01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,740
Meaning, you know, in Quake 3, there are things that you can do.

2862
01:59:52,880 --> 01:59:55,760
You know, you're playing predominantly with a rocket launcher or a lightning gun.

2863
01:59:56,380 --> 01:59:59,180
And you can actually rocket jump and jump like 500 feet in the air.

2864
01:59:59,180 --> 02:00:00,280
But Half-Life is like life.

2865
02:00:00,640 --> 02:00:01,000
Exactly.

2866
02:00:01,220 --> 02:00:06,540
So in Counter-Strike, it's actually, it's kind of like the Navy SEALs or SWAT team versus terrorists.

2867
02:00:06,820 --> 02:00:07,840
Give us a quick look at it now.

2868
02:00:08,620 --> 02:00:08,880
Right.

2869
02:00:08,940 --> 02:00:09,740
This is Counter-Strike.

2870
02:00:10,360 --> 02:00:15,180
And, you know, once again, this is a modification to Half-Life, the original game.

2871
02:00:15,180 --> 02:00:15,460
Okay.

2872
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:16,080
Okay.

2873
02:00:16,080 --> 02:00:17,020
It's a really neat thing about this.

2874
02:00:17,020 --> 02:00:17,640
The little setup.

2875
02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:22,600
He's rocking the laptop and monitor setup.

2876
02:00:23,860 --> 02:00:25,880
This Thresh guy really had it solved.

2877
02:00:26,780 --> 02:00:29,340
And a lot of people were rocking that setup back in the day, you know.

2878
02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:33,260
And he's got that phone.

2879
02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:35,760
He's got the mouse going on the right there as well.

2880
02:00:35,820 --> 02:00:36,540
He's using the laptop.

2881
02:00:36,740 --> 02:00:38,340
It's a real, real, real.

2882
02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:39,980
He can game anywhere with that, Rig.

2883
02:00:40,320 --> 02:00:41,260
He can game anywhere.

2884
02:00:41,380 --> 02:00:42,160
He can game on the go.

2885
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:46,440
This is a modification to Half-Life, the original game.

2886
02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:46,720
Okay.

2887
02:00:47,160 --> 02:00:48,960
So the really neat thing about this modification.

2888
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:50,160
Thresh fan 45.

2889
02:00:50,500 --> 02:00:51,400
Thanks for the tip there.

2890
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:54,880
We've got a few Thresh heads in the audience tonight.

2891
02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:56,300
It's great to see.

2892
02:00:56,440 --> 02:00:57,480
Thanks very much for tuning in.

2893
02:00:57,520 --> 02:00:58,400
I hope you're enjoying the stream.

2894
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:01,080
The modification is that you can download it for free over the Internet.

2895
02:01:01,140 --> 02:01:01,380
Okay.

2896
02:01:01,520 --> 02:01:02,920
If you've already had the original Half-Life.

2897
02:01:02,980 --> 02:01:03,220
Exactly.

2898
02:01:03,220 --> 02:01:03,760
That's cool.

2899
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:06,720
This isn't, you know, meant to be Internet multiplayer.

2900
02:01:06,860 --> 02:01:09,080
We're not really online right now because we didn't have time to do it.

2901
02:01:09,100 --> 02:01:10,800
But you're just going to show us the terrain here, I guess.

2902
02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:11,120
Exactly.

2903
02:01:11,320 --> 02:01:14,700
Well, you know, as I said before, Counter-Strike is based on real life.

2904
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:17,240
And this particular level that we're playing is based on Las Vegas.

2905
02:01:17,540 --> 02:01:17,860
Okay.

2906
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:21,580
And so, you know, as you can see, you know, the MGM Grand type stuff.

2907
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:22,080
Right, right.

2908
02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:24,000
And essentially...

2909
02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:25,220
So what's the realism in here?

2910
02:01:25,260 --> 02:01:26,120
I mean, what do you have to do?

2911
02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:29,240
Well, in Counter-Strike, the differences are that, you know, first of all, for example,

2912
02:01:29,300 --> 02:01:29,760
the weapons.

2913
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:33,880
If you hold down the weapons and fire, they're not always going to hit the same place.

2914
02:01:33,960 --> 02:01:35,300
Just like in real life, there's recoil.

2915
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:36,240
Ah, it moves around.

2916
02:01:36,380 --> 02:01:36,700
Exactly.

2917
02:01:36,920 --> 02:01:41,440
You know, number two, if you hit certain parts of the body, it does more damage.

2918
02:01:41,580 --> 02:01:43,520
So if you hit the head, you're going to die instantly.

2919
02:01:43,680 --> 02:01:43,900
Got it.

2920
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:45,700
So there's a lot of those real-life elements.

2921
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:47,540
You know, here you see a vending machine that you can...

2922
02:01:47,540 --> 02:01:47,860
Right, right, right.

2923
02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:49,480
Can't really buy anything, but...

2924
02:01:49,480 --> 02:01:49,780
Right.

2925
02:01:49,860 --> 02:01:50,180
Right, right, right.

2926
02:01:50,180 --> 02:01:50,180
All right.

2927
02:01:50,180 --> 02:01:52,740
So sort of make-believe game, but very realistic make-believe game.

2928
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:53,200
Exactly.

2929
02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:53,700
All right, Dennis.

2930
02:01:53,780 --> 02:01:54,340
Thanks a lot.

2931
02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:58,720
Have you played Quake 2?

2932
02:01:58,820 --> 02:01:59,560
Thank you very much.

2933
02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:00,060
I haven't.

2934
02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:00,760
Thank you.

2935
02:02:01,960 --> 02:02:03,340
I haven't played Quake 2.

2936
02:02:04,220 --> 02:02:05,560
I think I played one of the Quakes once.

2937
02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:07,080
Not ours, really.

2938
02:02:07,220 --> 02:02:08,100
I love them, to be honest.

2939
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:08,680
Not ours.

2940
02:02:08,820 --> 02:02:10,420
Probably they're of their time.

2941
02:02:10,640 --> 02:02:11,340
They're of their era.

2942
02:02:11,420 --> 02:02:12,240
They're of their place.

2943
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:14,560
You might probably have to have had a PC.

2944
02:02:15,220 --> 02:02:16,700
I remember it was on the PlayStation.

2945
02:02:17,060 --> 02:02:18,060
I didn't really play it.

2946
02:02:18,440 --> 02:02:19,160
Didn't play it.

2947
02:02:20,980 --> 02:02:21,940
An arcade.

2948
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:23,400
Thank you very much.

2949
02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:26,240
RK for your tip there as well.

2950
02:02:27,560 --> 02:02:29,560
Back in just a minute with my Pick of the Week.

2951
02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:37,820
What's Stu Pimping here?

2952
02:02:37,940 --> 02:02:38,760
It's going to be a...

2953
02:02:38,760 --> 02:02:41,040
It's the Stu Pimps section of the show.

2954
02:02:42,280 --> 02:02:43,200
Where he says,

2955
02:02:43,420 --> 02:02:44,740
we're going to look at the...

2956
02:02:44,740 --> 02:02:45,760
This is Tech of the Week.

2957
02:02:46,400 --> 02:02:48,540
As if it's a side-hatch feature.

2958
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:51,260
But really, it's a product placement feature.

2959
02:02:51,260 --> 02:02:53,200
It's a great way of making the show happen.

2960
02:02:54,280 --> 02:02:55,820
Now for my Pick of the Week.

2961
02:02:56,060 --> 02:02:58,500
We all tend to have an output problem these days.

2962
02:02:58,620 --> 02:02:59,380
You need a good...

2963
02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:00,720
What?

2964
02:03:01,380 --> 02:03:05,560
...fast business printer for your spreadsheets and word processing documents, etc.

2965
02:03:05,740 --> 02:03:11,520
But you also need a spiffy color printer that can do digital photographs or greeting cards, that kind of stuff.

2966
02:03:11,520 --> 02:03:18,060
Well, up until now, that has generally meant having two different printers, if you're serious about either one of those functions.

2967
02:03:18,060 --> 02:03:24,000
But I have found one printer that actually does both very well, and that makes life a lot easier and cheaper.

2968
02:03:24,000 --> 02:03:26,100
Well, he didn't find the printer, you see.

2969
02:03:26,100 --> 02:03:31,880
The printer company found him, and he found himself a nice little ball in the money.

2970
02:03:33,220 --> 02:03:35,440
It's this new Epson Stylus Color 980.

2971
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:57,280
The Epson boys got a hold of Stu and said, "Stu, if you fucking show our printer, then you're going to be printing cashola. Do you dig?" And he was like, "Game boy Samba mode. Samba mode. Game boy Samba mode. Samba mode."

2972
02:03:57,280 --> 02:04:04,040
mode. That's a Game Boy with Samba mode. I actually use it as my business printer and

2973
02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:08,720
as my fun printer. What amazes me about the printer, it's an inkjet printer, yet it is

2974
02:04:08,720 --> 02:04:13,900
really fast, about 4 seconds per page. In fact, this baby overall is faster than the

2975
02:04:13,900 --> 02:04:20,840
laser printer I was previously using. But it also gets you this incredible quality 8x10

2976
02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:25,620
color photos from your digital camera. And even this print only took about 90 seconds

2977
02:04:25,620 --> 02:04:29,800
to come out. The other thing I like about this printer is the user interface. When you hit

2978
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:35,280
print, a nice friendly... Look at the UI of that. Unbelievable. Would you play Half-Life? Yeah,

2979
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:39,780
it's on the... I've got it downloaded. Have to play it. Started playing it one of the days and then

2980
02:04:39,780 --> 02:04:46,220
fucking fell off. Or another game came along and then that took over. Maybe we'll return to it one

2981
02:04:46,220 --> 02:04:51,640
of the days. Not today though. Thanks for the tip. Now for my pick of the week. Yes, I've always wanted

2982
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:57,680
to have the script. Also, I want to get my hands on the Shafey letter. If anybody has that, if you

2983
02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:02,820
can find a way of getting that to me, that'd be great. Now for my pick of the week. We all tend

2984
02:05:02,820 --> 02:05:08,580
to have an output problem these days. You need a good, fast business printer for your spreadsheets

2985
02:05:08,580 --> 02:05:15,880
and word processing documents, Game Boy, etc. But you also need a spiffy color printer that can do

2986
02:05:15,880 --> 02:05:21,540
digital photography and cards. Up until that, generally is meant using different printers. If

2987
02:05:21,540 --> 02:05:25,560
you're serious about printing these, I can't read the rest because the dialogue box there

2988
02:05:25,560 --> 02:05:32,400
has fucking blocked it. But I tell you what, if I could have a full script of the Computer

2989
02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:40,620
Chronicles at my disp, I'd go as far as to fucking recreating an entire episode. I don't, I don't

2990
02:05:40,620 --> 02:05:46,380
know. That's a big promise. Big promise. But I'd try some of it. If I could get some of the

2991
02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:51,420
fucking dialogue together, I'd try some of it. A little dialogue box pops up, lets you know

2992
02:05:51,440 --> 02:05:55,460
the printer's working, spitting out sheets, even if it's off in another room somewhere.

2993
02:05:55,460 --> 02:06:00,440
You get visual feedback on the status of your ink cartridges. The printer takes either a parallel

2994
02:06:00,440 --> 02:06:06,020
cable, serial or USB, and it even makes it easy to do double-sided printing for things like

2995
02:06:06,020 --> 02:06:13,360
booklets or pamphlets. It is the Epson Stylus Color 980, and the price is only about $200. That's

2996
02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:17,120
it for this week's Computer Chronicles. Thanks for joining us. If you have any questions about

2997
02:06:17,120 --> 02:06:23,300
anything you saw on the show, please check out our website at ComputerChronicles.org. Hope we'll see you here next time.

2998
02:06:23,300 --> 02:06:51,300
Gameboy. Gameboy. Gameboy. Gameboy. Gameboy. Gameboy. Gameboy. I was hoping to get that little fucking eye roll there. I was there. Ah! Sorry folks, this is a real monster mash. This is a real fuck-up.

2999
02:06:51,300 --> 02:07:14,980
fuck up. Sorry there, sorry there. Haha, this is what you want. Tonight at nine on four,

3000
02:07:14,980 --> 02:07:38,660
Stuart Sheffey, Game Boy. The man who made the avid machine go Game Boy. What was he doing at the Samba trip? Samba de Amigo. What's not? Thank you very much. Arizona. Stu on the Epsom Island.

3001
02:07:38,660 --> 02:07:59,860
He knew about Jeffrey Epsom, the printing maniac. The print trafficker. Tonight at nine. The printing trafficker. Stuart Sheffey and Jeffrey Epsom printing machine electronics. Samba de Amigo by Sonic Team.

3002
02:08:02,500 --> 02:08:19,620
We didn't know at the time. We didn't know at the time. It was just an ordinary computer show, but I suppose when he asked us to play with his Game Boy, we didn't really think it was a bad thing.

3003
02:08:19,680 --> 02:08:35,960
Looking back 20 years after we looked back and I think, you know, maybe we were coerced. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Samba. Samba. Samba.

3004
02:08:35,960 --> 02:08:46,460
I wonder if we watch another one there now or it's too late. It's one. It's one. It's one. So we'll leave you with this face.

3005
02:08:48,540 --> 02:08:49,560
Which is seen.

3006
02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:59,640
And Lee Walsh, how are you? Thank you very much for asking would you ever do a conspiracy video again?

3007
02:08:59,640 --> 02:09:06,240
Look, if the fucking conspiracies keep coming thick and fast, you never know. You never know.

3008
02:09:07,540 --> 02:09:10,340
I think I said everything I needed to say in that one.

3009
02:09:18,020 --> 02:09:21,040
The Tasmanians here. Super bass. How are you?

3010
02:09:21,840 --> 02:09:25,460
Look, we'll get off. It's bedtime. I'll talk to you later on.

3011
02:09:26,960 --> 02:09:32,880
Samba. Samba. Samba. Samba. I'll leave the screen, but I might just keep going and saying weird shit for a few minutes.

3012
02:09:34,680 --> 02:09:39,200
Game Boy. Samba games. Samba games.

3013
02:09:49,620 --> 02:09:55,760
We really didn't know. We really didn't know. At the time, Stu was the computer guru.

3014
02:09:57,760 --> 02:10:02,940
And every day he'd come into work and he would dance. He would dance a Samba.

3015
02:10:04,980 --> 02:10:12,100
Game Boy. Game Boy. Samba.

3016
02:10:16,100 --> 02:10:17,920
Samba boy.

3017
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:23,340
Maybe we could just find the fucking clip of him saying handheld consoles.

3018
02:10:24,160 --> 02:10:25,320
Just give me a moment there.

3019
02:10:27,900 --> 02:10:28,960
Would it be on this?

3020
02:10:29,480 --> 02:10:31,120
No, it wouldn't be on this. 2001.

3021
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:33,660
What's that?

3022
02:10:34,020 --> 02:10:34,940
What's he got there, look?

3023
02:10:35,620 --> 02:10:36,260
What's that?

3024
02:10:37,960 --> 02:10:40,840
Less than a pound, but this is more than a CD player.

3025
02:10:40,840 --> 02:10:45,840
It is a battery-operated CD burner that can burn CD-Rs or CD-RWs.

3026
02:10:46,680 --> 02:10:48,540
And it's more than a traditional CD player.

3027
02:10:48,880 --> 02:10:54,980
It can also play CDs with MP3 files on them, since it comes with an integrated MP3 decoder.

3028
02:10:55,320 --> 02:11:00,780
That means with just one MP3 CD, you can carry around up to 11 hours of music.

3029
02:11:01,140 --> 02:11:03,920
Wow. We haven't seen this one before. It's PC gaming.

3030
02:11:05,020 --> 02:11:05,460
Okay.

3031
02:11:06,080 --> 02:11:08,100
It uses basically a subwoofer to do that.

3032
02:11:08,780 --> 02:11:09,140
Okay.

3033
02:11:09,860 --> 02:11:11,460
Right. So what we can do here is...

3034
02:11:11,460 --> 02:11:13,580
Colin McCree, Rally by Codemasters.

3035
02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:16,440
And it's laying down tracks in the snow, so that's pretty cool.

3036
02:11:17,160 --> 02:11:18,560
You have the 10,000 choices here.

3037
02:11:19,020 --> 02:11:21,060
Yeah, multiple choices in terms of what you can do.

3038
02:11:21,060 --> 02:11:21,300
All right.

3039
02:11:21,380 --> 02:11:22,840
The damage on the card.

3040
02:11:22,840 --> 02:11:25,960
And this is probably the most demanding kind of game, right?

3041
02:11:26,020 --> 02:11:27,240
Because you've got...

3042
02:11:27,240 --> 02:11:28,380
Multiple players.

3043
02:11:28,800 --> 02:11:29,600
Smooth gameplay.

3044
02:11:29,740 --> 02:11:30,780
No drop frame.

3045
02:11:30,840 --> 02:11:31,740
All right. Let's go to another one.

3046
02:11:31,780 --> 02:11:35,280
You have another game up here on the other drive, which is called Colin McCree Rally.

3047
02:11:35,340 --> 02:11:38,500
This is a racing game, and that is probably the most demanding kind of game, right?

3048
02:11:38,540 --> 02:11:40,760
Because you've got a lot of stuff changing very quickly.

3049
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:41,580
Absolutely one of them.

3050
02:11:41,580 --> 02:11:43,200
And if it's not realistic, it's a waste of time.

3051
02:11:43,860 --> 02:11:44,180
Absolutely.

3052
02:11:44,260 --> 02:11:44,920
A waste of time.

3053
02:11:45,340 --> 02:11:47,600
And this is one of the newest games out there.

3054
02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:50,000
And just to prove it is, let's...

3055
02:11:50,000 --> 02:11:50,720
Let's not...

3056
02:11:50,720 --> 02:11:52,080
I want to get another game.

3057
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:53,520
Let's get this baby up.

3058
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:55,280
I want to get another game.

3059
02:11:55,500 --> 02:11:56,140
You've got...

3060
02:11:56,140 --> 02:11:57,000
Let me change CD.

3061
02:11:57,240 --> 02:11:57,360
Sure.

3062
02:11:57,920 --> 02:11:59,240
And it's still going very smooth.

3063
02:11:59,980 --> 02:12:00,260
Especially.

3064
02:12:00,540 --> 02:12:00,880
All right.

3065
02:12:00,900 --> 02:12:02,980
I want to get another game in here so you can stop that.

3066
02:12:03,020 --> 02:12:06,180
Let me change CDs for you because there's one other example, a game called Sac...

3067
02:12:06,180 --> 02:12:06,640
Can I pop it?

3068
02:12:06,880 --> 02:12:07,220
Absolutely.

3069
02:12:07,580 --> 02:12:10,420
A game called Sacrifice, which is really a good example of...

3070
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:10,900
Sacrifice.

3071
02:12:10,900 --> 02:12:12,860
...you've got in the P4.

3072
02:12:13,020 --> 02:12:14,200
So let's get this baby up.

3073
02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:14,780
Absolutely.

3074
02:12:14,780 --> 02:12:15,360
Let's get this baby up.

3075
02:12:15,360 --> 02:12:15,840
Again, Sacrifice.

3076
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:17,440
Didn't see Sacrifice in the last one.

3077
02:12:17,480 --> 02:12:19,440
It looked rubbish anyway, so we won't even bother watching it.

3078
02:12:20,060 --> 02:12:24,480
But we just get a clip of him saying Game Boy before we leave.

3079
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:25,440
It'd be nice to...

3080
02:12:25,440 --> 02:12:28,440
It'd be nice to hear him say it.

3081
02:12:28,440 --> 02:12:32,600
This is where it all begins with the artists and the designers and the creative team.

3082
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:36,200
The artwork then gets digitized and transferred into a computer.

3083
02:12:36,600 --> 02:12:39,340
The game then gets tested on a rewritable game cartridge.

3084
02:12:39,880 --> 02:12:42,160
And here's where it all ends up on your PC screen.

3085
02:12:42,420 --> 02:12:45,300
A hot new game with great graphics, animation, and sound.

3086
02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:47,740
Now what makes a great new computer game?

3087
02:12:47,880 --> 02:12:49,200
We'll try to find out today.

3088
02:12:49,500 --> 02:12:50,000
Game Boy.

3089
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:52,400
Let's take a look at the best new PC games on this...

3090
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:53,220
Okay, not that one.

3091
02:12:53,280 --> 02:12:53,720
Not that one.

3092
02:12:53,800 --> 02:12:54,460
Sorry about this.

3093
02:12:54,540 --> 02:12:54,640
No.

3094
02:12:58,380 --> 02:12:59,480
Oh, here we go.

3095
02:13:00,000 --> 02:13:00,680
I think it's this.

3096
02:13:01,460 --> 02:13:02,280
I think it's this.

3097
02:13:03,480 --> 02:13:04,540
...computer games.

3098
02:13:04,840 --> 02:13:07,180
We'll play with Sega's brand new Dreamcast.

3099
02:13:08,040 --> 02:13:08,840
Sega's...

3100
02:13:08,840 --> 02:13:09,280
...unru...

3101
02:13:09,280 --> 02:13:09,720
...the week...

3102
02:13:09,720 --> 02:13:10,380
...big start.

3103
02:13:10,660 --> 02:13:10,980
Oh, yeah.

3104
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:12,680
Nintendo's Game Boy.

3105
02:13:12,800 --> 02:13:13,120
Here we go.

3106
02:13:13,160 --> 02:13:14,740
He starts talking about the Neo Geo.

3107
02:13:14,820 --> 02:13:15,380
Remember him?

3108
02:13:15,380 --> 02:13:16,340
...personal creativity.

3109
02:13:16,520 --> 02:13:17,120
So for example...

3110
02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:19,460
...best developments in gaming over the past few years.

3111
02:13:19,460 --> 02:13:22,020
...has been the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

3112
02:13:22,300 --> 02:13:24,980
Which all started, of course, with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3113
02:13:25,220 --> 02:13:26,960
I love it.

3114
02:13:28,500 --> 02:13:29,780
...handheld gaming devices.

3115
02:13:30,020 --> 02:13:32,380
Sorry, just trying to crank that up there to the max.

3116
02:13:33,180 --> 02:13:34,200
We'll get that out of the loop.

3117
02:13:36,960 --> 02:13:38,160
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

3118
02:13:38,280 --> 02:13:39,180
Turn that up.

3119
02:13:40,780 --> 02:13:42,560
Just want to hear it five times.

3120
02:13:44,400 --> 02:13:47,900
Maybe then slow it down for a bit of fucking variation.

3121
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,100
...the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

3122
02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:50,200
...which all started, of course, with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3123
02:13:50,200 --> 02:13:52,360
...the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

3124
02:13:52,360 --> 02:13:55,320
...which all started, of course, with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3125
02:13:55,320 --> 02:13:57,520
...the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

3126
02:13:57,520 --> 02:14:00,460
...which all started, of course, with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3127
02:14:00,460 --> 02:14:02,500
Well, Game Boy is like a...

3128
02:14:02,500 --> 02:14:02,940
...devices.

3129
02:14:02,940 --> 02:14:05,460
...which elements in gaming over the past few years...

3130
02:14:05,460 --> 02:14:07,980
...has been the evolution of handheld gaming devices.

3131
02:14:07,980 --> 02:14:37,960
which all started, of course, with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3132
02:14:37,960 --> 02:14:40,300
- It all started of course with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3133
02:14:40,300 --> 02:14:42,680
It all started of course with Nintendo's Game Boy.

3134
02:14:42,680 --> 02:14:47,360
Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy,

3135
02:14:47,360 --> 02:14:50,460
Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy, Game Boy.

3136
02:14:50,460 --> 02:14:52,260
- Game Boy, Game Boy.

3137
02:14:52,260 --> 02:14:53,540
- Well Game Boy is like a dinosaur.

3138
02:14:53,540 --> 02:14:54,980
- All right, good night, God bless.

3139
02:14:54,980 --> 02:14:55,820
- Game Boy.

3140
02:14:55,820 --> 02:14:56,640
- Game Boy.

3141
02:14:56,640 --> 02:14:58,340
- Well Game Boy is like a dinosaur.

3142
02:14:58,340 --> 02:14:59,500
- Game Boy.

3143
02:14:59,500 --> 02:15:02,120
- My best developments in gaming over the past few years

3144
02:15:02,120 --> 02:15:04,840
has been the evolution of handheld gaming devices,

3145
02:15:04,840 --> 02:15:07,040
which all started of course with Nintendo's Game Boy.