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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Don't like that

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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Maybe you're just gonna last forever

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And it's a shitty Mitsubishi

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You goose, you loose. How did you hit that? Is it possible? Goose cloud, goose cloud, goose

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cloud, goose cloud. It's almost six o'clock.

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How's it going, guys? Connor Williams here, former senior sales executive at Mercedes-Azharlan.

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Full-time goose cloud extraordinaire.

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I hope you're keeping well. I just had to come on and let you know that things are looking

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up for my friend Johnny Ronan, who has secured planning permission for his new apartment venture

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down the Docklands. I'll show you some of that now. Look we have them.

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We've got a nice computer-generated image there of the Spencer Place apartment scheme in the Docklands.

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Johnny Ronan's Ronan Group Real Estate has secured permission from Amboar Planala to develop 464 build-to-rent apartments

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and 200 co-living bed spaces in the Dublin Docklands.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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The apartments have been designed to cater for the upper end of the residential rental market and will include a hotel-style lobby reception with concierge

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desk-manned on a 24-7 basis.

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He's not messing about.

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Johnny Ronanick will not mess about when it comes to building the future of sky living.

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The man lives in the sky.

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I've proof of this.

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Remember I told you.

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His ultimate dream

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is to not only build these sky apartments.

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Brand new living.

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But

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it's to transform

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into the biggest, nastiest businessman

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which has ever lived

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in a sky base

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hovering just above Dublin City.

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He will then become

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Johnny Eggman.

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Laugh.

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Laugh all you want, guys.

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But this is the inside information

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which I have

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that you don't have.

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Eggman cometh.

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Eggman cometh.

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Please.

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Do not mock the Eggman.

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For you do not know.

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And you

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cannot ever know.

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Yeah, you can laugh.

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But I mean,

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he's going to be building

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like a hotel-style

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lobby reception

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with concierge

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desk-manned

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24-7 basis.

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An electric car share

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club.

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It's so carbon neutral.

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It's actually

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well, what's

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it's beyond carbon neutral.

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What would that be?

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Farfurta.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're well, friend.

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I hope you're well.

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I was at the gym

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trying to get a holiday pump in

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and a guy in cargo shorts

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approached me

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and asked,

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what event are you

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training so hard for?

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I answered,

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life.

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You dense troglodyte.

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Nice story, Far.

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Nice story.

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Let's see more of this, though.

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I mean,

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I wonder if there's

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an artist's impression

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of the building

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itself.

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We've got the

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electric car share club.

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So it's not even

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a car share situation, guys.

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Okay?

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This is a club

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which you can join

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and, you know,

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you can hang out

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and meet like-minded

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electrically-powered

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car-driven folk

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and just lounge around.

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Once you've

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finished your day

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in the electric car share club,

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you can go and

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fucking kick back

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with a crate of goose

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upon the rooftop

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residence lounge

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and garden

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with fitted

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fitted barbecue facilities,

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penthouse,

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residence gym,

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private dining space,

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a multimedia room,

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guys.

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What's this?

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Look,

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don't die before you

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read this.

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What happens to your

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money if you die?

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Unexpectedly.

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Irish times, guys.

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Irish times, guys.

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I read no less.

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Don't come at me

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with your Indo bullshit.

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Okay?

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Because when I come home,

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I come home to an urban campus.

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I don't come home to a house anymore.

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Because she's kicked me out.

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She's living with a chimp.

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Mr. Tickles.

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A monkey witch, I purchased for my son's 15th birthday,

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started seeing my wife behind my back.

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And now I'm living in an urban campus.

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So who's winning?

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Who's laughing?

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It's not Mr. Tickles.

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And it's not my ex-wife.

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Upon completion,

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the residential units will account for

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370,354 square feet

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of space.

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It's going to be a new hotel, guys.

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Operated by Delata.

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Good friends of mine.

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Which, the hotel is going to be run by Delata.

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It's going to be known as the Samuel.

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I'll see you there for the grand opening.

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That's if you can get an invite.

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I'm not sure if any of you can.

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I will try my best to try and

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weasel you in.

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but I mean, I don't know.

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Bleeding blue and white.

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Thank you so much.

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Will you be joining the lads

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in Kosa Mui next year

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for the 2020 Cup?

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Funnily enough,

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I haven't been asked.

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They haven't been in touch.

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Which I'm a little bit upset about.

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But I mean,

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I plan to be

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working alongside Johnny Ronotnik

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on this.

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Probably not going to have

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as much time to go partying

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as I'd like,

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to be honest.

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But I mean,

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there's not much I can do about that.

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stick on a bit of house there.

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A bit of Harrison BDP parallax.

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I was talking to a guy,

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actually,

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who was,

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he was manning the decks

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for a come down Monday morning,

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bottomless,

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Kosa Mui,

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mimosa set

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outside the pig,

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the pig and whistle.

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two weeks last Tuesday weekday.

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And he said,

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listen,

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Connor,

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if you haven't spun parallax,

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you need to get out of my friend's set.

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So I went down to the vinyl shop

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and picked up five of these.

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Stuck them in the boot for a rainy day

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because they are going to appreciate in value

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over the next while.

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You know that.

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You know that.

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I don't need to tell you that.

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Frankie Scones,

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thanks so much.

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Hope you're well.

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Well,

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Connor,

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just did a big Marks and Sparks run

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and absolutely cleaned them out

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of all the bubbly,

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Pelly and Goose.

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Hope you're all set for the Christmas,

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big man.

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Francesco,

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Scone and Aries,

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man.

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Thanks so much.

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Can't wait for the big day.

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The 25th,

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when the big fat Jolly St. Nick

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comes down the chimney

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with a big bag of presents.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Johnny Ronan's going to be there

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just grinning in the corner.

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Wolfing down the trimmings.

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We call him the Trimster

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because he'd eat you out of house and home.

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He's a good guy.

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Quick look at the European index update.

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The FTSE is running at 41.11 up.

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Very,

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very,

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very,

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very surprising

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considering the CAC,

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the CAC 40

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is

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shooting high as well

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on a 7.84

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fucking mega binge.

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That's Europe though.

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Shame about the DAX.

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It's not looking good.

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Really isn't looking good.

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It's consolidated all its losses

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into one premium loss package.

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And it's dishing out

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a 0.13% negative equity

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situation.

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Nothing I can do about that

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I'm afraid.

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Well,

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let's get some racing in.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Eggman cometh.

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Marshmallow,

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thank you very much.

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May your goose be grey

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and your Zurich life insurance policy

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be intact.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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World peace.

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Thanks so much,

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buddy.

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Hope you can resolve the situation

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with the spunkus munkus.

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I don't want to talk about

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that guy anymore.

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I'm sure I will actually

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because he does

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dominate my mind.

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He's actually

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a good buddy of mine now.

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Yeah,

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I'm going to be best man

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at the wedding.

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You know this.

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The wedding is still

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on the back burner though

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because

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myself and my wife

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are still

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husband and wife.

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We haven't been divorced.

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I'm not going to

293
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,640
until we get a good deal.

294
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:02,680
So,

295
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,120
the wedding is going to be

296
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,140
on hold for a while.

297
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,340
Interested to see

298
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,220
the Lewis Hamilton

299
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,040
time trial challenge here

300
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:13,880
which is

301
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,940
DLC

302
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,140
from the makers

303
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:17,660
of the game.

304
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,120
You're going to have to

305
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:18,980
pay money for this.

306
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,220
Hey guys,

307
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,220
I've just set some lap times

308
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,220
on Gran Trismo Sport

309
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,280
and now it's your turn.

310
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,100
This is when

311
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,280
the loopity-loo-banger

312
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,340
went to Japan.

313
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,680
This car is wicked.

314
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,680
I like this car.

315
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,940
He likes that car.

316
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,720
I can definitely

317
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,180
go quicker.

318
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,940
350,

319
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,040
360.

320
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,760
Loopity-loo,

321
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,080
the current goat.

322
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,780
The racing world.

323
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:06,760
I can't wait to see

324
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,600
what time you get up.

325
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,760
I actually accompanied him

326
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,980
on the trip to Japan.

327
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,860
I was his fixer

328
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,860
because I can speak Japanese.

329
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,880
I just told the Japanese lads

330
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,200
what to do,

331
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,140
where to go

332
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,040
and how to operate

333
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,480
around them,

334
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,780
you know.

335
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,600
I put them at ease

336
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,260
and Lou Dog

337
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,340
was at ease as well.

338
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:38,660
Nose Beers,

339
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:39,440
thanks so much.

340
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,740
Bleeding blue and white.

341
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:44,760
Oh no, sorry.

342
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:45,660
Marshmallow,

343
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:46,520
I'm American

344
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,900
with $74,000

345
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,020
in student debt

346
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,700
but I really want to retire

347
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,660
by the age of 50.

348
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,380
What advice do you have for me?

349
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,620
Well, Marsh,

350
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,380
you want to consolidate

351
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,280
all your assets

352
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,240
into one big ball

353
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,280
of asset.

354
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,400
Take that to me

355
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,300
and Johnny Ronan

356
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,340
sending it 2020.

357
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,220
Thanks so much.

358
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,840
maybe once you've consolidated

359
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,560
all your assets

360
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,100
into one asset ball,

361
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,240
give it to me.

362
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,620
I'll pass that on

363
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,520
to Johnny Ronan

364
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,240
who'll probably consolidate

365
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,040
that inside his sky base

366
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,720
which is currently hovering

367
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,440
above Dublin.

368
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,360
Above radar.

369
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,500
So it can't be,

370
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:24,620
you know,

371
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,720
it's not on anyone's radar.

372
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,220
It's,

373
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,180
I know that they say

374
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,400
you fly below radar

375
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,080
but he's actually gone above.

376
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:33,800
I think he could be

377
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,640
out of the atmosphere

378
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,660
because every time

379
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,840
he WhatsApps me

380
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,640
on live chat

381
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,680
or FaceTime

382
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,020
he's,

383
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:41,740
he's kind of just

384
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,600
floating around

385
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,280
and there's,

386
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,580
there's shit floating around

387
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,080
behind him,

388
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,120
there's cutlery and stuff,

389
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,360
you know,

390
00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:48,040
he was trying to eat

391
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,960
a fucking spring roll

392
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,620
the last day

393
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,240
and bits,

394
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,620
bits of the veg

395
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,200
were just

396
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,340
floating around in there.

397
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:56,280
I said,

398
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,300
what's going on John?

399
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:58,660
I said,

400
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,680
don't worry about it Connor.

401
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:00,700
It's just the way

402
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,600
things are up here.

403
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,740
I didn't ask any more

404
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:04,020
like,

405
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:04,380
you know.

406
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,580
Didn't want to be,

407
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,120
didn't want to be prying.

408
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,580
Mercedes Swingers Club,

409
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,440
thanks so much.

410
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,080
I hope you're well.

411
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,840
Stephen S says,

412
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,460
get yourself a Mrs. Tickles.

413
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,580
Thanks very much Stephen S

414
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,160
for the tip

415
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,580
and the advice.

416
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:32,800
advice,

417
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:33,720
but I mean,

418
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,120
absolutely sending it.

419
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,380
Sending it.

420
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,060
Thanks so much.

421
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,500
Get yourself,

422
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,880
I'm not into monkeys.

423
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:41,900
Like,

424
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:42,820
primates.

425
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,700
I'm into more

426
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,200
human,

427
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:45,680
just,

428
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,140
you know,

429
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:46,680
human.

430
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:47,760
My,

431
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,500
my wife,

432
00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:49,540
she was,

433
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,040
she was a grand human,

434
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:51,360
you know.

435
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,100
Um,

436
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,280
the fact that she's

437
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,100
left me for,

438
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,100
for a primate

439
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,200
does kick a little bit,

440
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:58,200
does kick a little bit,

441
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:58,860
in,

442
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,700
in the guts.

443
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,100
But I mean,

444
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,060
what can you do?

445
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:03,920
You gotta move on,

446
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,200
you know.

447
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,600
I'm not gonna purchase the,

448
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:06,840
uh,

449
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,220
Lewis Hamilton DLC as of yet.

450
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:12,140
Probably gonna take to the campaign trail,

451
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:15,920
and just try and ace a few races in the GT League.

452
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:17,260
Uh,

453
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,080
Jerry Adams,

454
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,340
thanks so much for your kind,

455
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:20,900
hearted,

456
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,460
and glorious Republican tip.

457
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,040
We're still in the beginner league at the moment.

458
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,500
What I want to do is,

459
00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:28,880
uh,

460
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,140
use the racing wheel.

461
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:30,580
So,

462
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:30,920
I mean,

463
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:32,340
how do we do this here?

464
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,300
Grand Turismo Sport.

465
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,640
How do we,

466
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,500
turn off the device?

467
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:48,860
Right,

468
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,320
that's good,

469
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:49,840
that's good.

470
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,120
Sunday Cup.

471
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:59,200
Quick look at the 2019 year of the tech IPO here.

472
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,700
It's the guy on YouTube,

473
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,380
on Bloomberg.

474
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,060
The market,

475
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,760
even though it has a short memory,

476
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,680
changed structurally.

477
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,840
The market does have a short memory,

478
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,740
that is true.

479
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,220
We could easily go back to favoring growth over value.

480
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,580
I still think we'll favor,

481
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,160
uh,

482
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,120
growth over value.

483
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,340
I just want to put this in context.

484
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:20,760
We had,

485
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:21,680
Uber was,

486
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:22,080
uh,

487
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,540
Uber was in a very unusual IPO.

488
00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:26,120
We had never had a company go public with that.

489
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,420
Stop with horseplay.

490
00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:28,320
Thanks so much.

491
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,580
Happy Christmas.

492
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,480
I'd be careful about extrapolating too heavily from that.

493
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,840
From all the what in Hong Kong?

494
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,380
I can't,

495
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,920
I can't make that out.

496
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,680
We love your goosey moose.

497
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,740
Thanks very much,

498
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:42,160
Stop with.

499
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,540
Three bump,

500
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:42,760
bump,

501
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:42,980
bump,

502
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:43,380
uh,

503
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,020
issues that the public market said,

504
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,020
okay on,

505
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:46,860
in the first two cases,

506
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,120
no moss on the third one.

507
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,080
And then it said,

508
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,220
if you companies want to,

509
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,040
if you want us to buy,

510
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,420
your stock,

511
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,960
you're going to need to correct your orientation.

512
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:53,740
Phil Eglinton.

513
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,740
Thanks so much.

514
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,480
Anyway,

515
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:55,980
lift an Uber.

516
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,260
Merry Christmas.

517
00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:07,540
How was Breffers gaff in the big Japan?

518
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,160
Uh,

519
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,060
it was absolute carnage.

520
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,380
It was 58 lads in his house.

521
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,380
He only anticipated 12.

522
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,180
above their IPO prices until about six months later.

523
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:19,460
Uh,

524
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:20,080
pickled onions.

525
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,140
Thank you very much.

526
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,060
Thanks very much,

527
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:23,320
buddy.

528
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,480
Hope you're well.

529
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,540
Putting a lot of pressure on going in.

530
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:29,400
Hope you're putting a lot of pressure on the big IPOs.

531
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:34,500
and that all your assets are above IPO prices.

532
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,020
That's our guess.

533
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,540
Above IPO prices.

534
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:37,420
Big runners.

535
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,360
Thanks so much.

536
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:39,180
I want to hit on that.

537
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,300
I'm going to take a look at it.

538
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,740
Thank you very much.

539
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:42,560
Merry Christmas.

540
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,800
Match race and first gear.

541
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,200
Investing in car services.

542
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,800
Not a winner so far.

543
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,220
Okay,

544
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:50,840
guys.

545
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:52,800
Also,

546
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:53,700
top news.

547
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:57,700
Major drone maker has doubled sales.

548
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,140
Maverick roads.

549
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,560
We'll tell you all about that.

550
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,560
The art is in the completion.

551
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,280
Begin.

552
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:11,400
Maverick,

553
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,100
thanks so much,

554
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:12,320
buddy,

555
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:12,700
for that.

556
00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:14,880
That's a very cryptic message to leave.

557
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,400
The art is in the completion.

558
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:16,900
Begin.

559
00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:21,720
Do you mean that you want me to start the campaign trail?

560
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,900
Or is there a deeper level to what you've just said there,

561
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,160
bud?

562
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,220
Because I don't know.

563
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:32,680
Listen,

564
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,080
Con.

565
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:33,740
Big runners.

566
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:34,460
Thanks so much.

567
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:34,860
Listen,

568
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,140
Con.

569
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,540
That's the last of what I owe you for the goose and lilies that last night.

570
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,460
We'll catch you over the crimbo for a cold pilsner,

571
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:43,960
chief.

572
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,360
Thanks so much.

573
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,840
It's growing its top line.

574
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,300
Uber and Lyft.

575
00:27:58,860 --> 00:27:59,260
They're,

576
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,760
I think they're finding it hard.

577
00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:01,060
Are they?

578
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:05,040
I think Uber are finding it hard.

579
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,540
They've been phased out of London and numerous other European cities.

580
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:15,000
I think something's going to have to give,

581
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:15,260
like,

582
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:15,580
you know,

583
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:18,340
maybe Lyft are still operating there.

584
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:18,980
I'm not sure,

585
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,240
but

586
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:25,140
maybe,

587
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:26,880
maybe Lyft are still operating.

588
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,960
maybe Lyft are still operating.

589
00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:36,040
Goose cloud.

590
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,920
Goose cloud.

591
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,700
Thanks for joining me anyway,

592
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,380
guys.

593
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:43,900
It's been a while.

594
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:44,820
It's been a long time.

595
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,800
last time it was around Suzuka.

596
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,560
Suzuka Grand Prix,

597
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,180
which was a good few months back.

598
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:53,840
I think,

599
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,400
maybe around the time of the,

600
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,640
the,

601
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:55,640
the,

602
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,360
the Japanese Rugby World Cup.

603
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:02,580
So,

604
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,200
we've got to kick back to the,

605
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,680
to the highlights of the F1.

606
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:06,540
Plus,

607
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,560
more brand new F1 highlights coming up.

608
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,040
And Sunday Cup.

609
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,700
We're going to gold,

610
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:13,820
Alsace,

611
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,180
Nürburgring,

612
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:16,380
the Maggiore,

613
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,180
and the Blue Moon Bay.

614
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:20,380
And we're going to gold Sunday Cup.

615
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,460
More brand new F1 coming up.

616
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,040
But here's a kick back to the Suzuka.

617
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:25,420
Thanks very much.

618
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,100
Merry Christmas.

619
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,160
Five lights out here.

620
00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:30,860
It's Suzuka for the Japanese Grand Prix.

621
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,240
Highlights on Network 2.

622
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,620
Vettel didn't get a great start.

623
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:34,680
He's being outpassed by,

624
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,120
Valtteri Bottas.

625
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,760
Now it's Hamilton on Charles Leclerc.

626
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,100
And through on the outside,

627
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:41,220
goes Max Verstrapon now.

628
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:41,820
Charles Leclerc,

629
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:42,860
Charles Leclerc is challenging.

630
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:43,940
He touches Verstrapon,

631
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,260
Verstrapon goes spinny,

632
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:45,540
winny,

633
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:45,900
woo woo.

634
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,800
Right into the grassy null area there.

635
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,680
Conspiracy.

636
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,180
Yes,

637
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,260
I think there was one.

638
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,340
Let's go live to Leclerc's headpiece.

639
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:54,200
I've got damage.

640
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,260
Sad news there from Leclerc,

641
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:57,760
who has an early onset dementia.

642
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,660
Look at this.

643
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:02,000
Typhoon Hagebis did not make Suzuka today,

644
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:02,920
but it doesn't matter

645
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,360
because Leclerc has brought his own storm to the teacup.

646
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,180
What did Strap have to say?

647
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,020
Where should I go?

648
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:13,440
He's just going to sit into my car.

649
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,640
Where will she go?

650
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,100
He's going to sit in my car,

651
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,780
I think he said.

652
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,720
We need to box the slap box.

653
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,720
We need to box the slap box.

654
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,740
Just to let you know,

655
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:23,160
the car doesn't feel that bad.

656
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,880
I know it probably looks bad,

657
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,240
but the car is quite okay.

658
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:29,280
The car squirts okay.

659
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:29,720
Yeah,

660
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,600
you can see that absolute carnage.

661
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:35,280
I'd say that's the squirting he was referencing there,

662
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,220
or something to do with that.

663
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:37,740
I don't know.

664
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,080
Blue Dog Hamilton.

665
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,940
Yeah, he lost his mirror.

666
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:48,100
He won't be able to check whether or not his nose stud is still in.

667
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,420
Yeah, it's a great nose stud in furnace.

668
00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:51,760
Look at this now.

669
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:55,160
Bit of hustling and harrying between Lando, Norris.

670
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,340
Get a room.

671
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,760
Get a room, guys.

672
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,540
Yeah, get a room.

673
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,600
Make sure it's really clean.

674
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,620
Where you do anything in it.

675
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,140
Clean up afterwards, too.

676
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,040
Lap nine here on Network 2 for the Suzuka.

677
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,220
Jean-Charles Leclerc's Pirelli's just tickling the outer rim there.

678
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:13,980
That apex.

679
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,720
What an absolute speed demon.

680
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,360
Look at this.

681
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:17,820
Trying to get past for strap on,

682
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,700
and he does.

683
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,800
A really sweet, sweet maneuver from Ferrari.

684
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,960
You sing it, JP.

685
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,120
You absolute dream weaver.

686
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,920
Into lap 14 we go here.

687
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:30,860
Connor.

688
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,080
William.

689
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,000
It's almost six o'clock.

690
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:36,100
How's it going to go?

691
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:44,620
Here we go.

692
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,900
I think we'll sit behind the wheel of the Lancer on this one.

693
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,480
It's still the road to Mercedes.

694
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:55,480
As you know, Gran Turismo, you don't start off with much.

695
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,060
Few credits in the back.

696
00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:57,780
Pochettino.

697
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,980
Not enough to pick up a juicy, sweet AMG.

698
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,780
But we'll arrive at that.

699
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,380
I suppose maybe in about three or four races.

700
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,300
Sunday Cup race for the grassroots entryway to racing.

701
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,080
No restrictions on car models here, guys.

702
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,660
Let's have a little look here.

703
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,580
Medium tires.

704
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,300
Sports tires.

705
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:36,140
Soft tires.

706
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:37,260
It's hard.

707
00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:40,760
It's a hard choice to make.

708
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,700
Blue tack.

709
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,260
Shakur.

710
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,180
Thanks so much.

711
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,460
Thank you very much.

712
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,280
Hope you're well.

713
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,480
Merry Christmas.

714
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,820
Hope there's a lot of goodwill and cheer in your life.

715
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,800
And if there isn't, don't worry.

716
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,720
Because there's always something around the corner.

717
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,420
Mama Duck, thanks very much.

718
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:09,600
I hope you're well.

719
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:18,160
I hope you've consolidated all your assets into a big ball of assets.

720
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,260
One huge asset.

721
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,500
Like, physically cram all the assets together.

722
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,640
You might need to hire a fucking dump truck or a bulldozer to help that out.

723
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:29,760
But I'm not sure.

724
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,560
Musk by Elon.

725
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:33,300
Thank you, Connor.

726
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:34,100
Hope you're well.

727
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,800
Sending a Tesla filled with sandpill and goose your way.

728
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,220
That's great news.

729
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,820
That's absolutely great news.

730
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,680
2009 Range Rover Vogue.

731
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,600
Just got my 2009 champagne-colored Range Rover Vogue delivered.

732
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:57,140
Really starting to make headway in the finance industry.

733
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:58,460
Really?

734
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,260
Is it that easy?

735
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,100
Thanks so much for the tip.

736
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:04,500
Bernard Shaw, thanks so much.

737
00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:06,520
Has anyone been to the new Bernard Shaw?

738
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,200
I haven't been.

739
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:11,980
I don't think I'll be venturing over to Phibs for any time soon.

740
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:15,840
I probably...

741
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:23,100
Wrath Mines was probably the closest that I would have got into town, to be honest.

742
00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:25,880
Or where was that?

743
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,000
Down in Portobello.

744
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,100
That area, Adelaide Road, around the canal there.

745
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,900
There's no need to go any further.

746
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,260
Thanks very much, though.

747
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,120
Have you checked out the new Shaw, you ask?

748
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:43,320
I was asking you.

749
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,600
No, I haven't.

750
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,180
But maybe soon.

751
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,540
Thanks very much for the tip.

752
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,380
Hope you're keeping well.

753
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,540
Let me just stick on a few tunes here.

754
00:34:58,780 --> 00:34:59,680
Love this one.

755
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,720
A bit of Matthew Faubourg.

756
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,600
Please stay.

757
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,460
Let's get that from the beginning.

758
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,960
This is really nice.

759
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,880
It's almost six o'clock.

760
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,360
Tickles the monkus.

761
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,740
Thanks so much.

762
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,520
I hope you're keeping well, buddy.

763
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:33,240
That you're having a lovely festive grey goose kind of Christmas.

764
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,720
Remember to get onto Zurich in the new year.

765
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:42,040
If you haven't, get onto them sooner rather than later, okay?

766
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:43,820
It's almost six o'clock.

767
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:46,600
Quote my name.

768
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:49,500
When you're in there.

769
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,800
Feliz Navidad, Konzo.

770
00:35:52,880 --> 00:36:00,100
Here's a small tip for yourself to purchase a new robe and some goose clouds that you can absolutely send.

771
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:05,120
Myself and your wife sent you a Christmas card.

772
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,200
Not sure you've received it yet.

773
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:09,760
No, I haven't, Ticks.

774
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,080
But listen, ma'am.

775
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,580
I'm going to be seeing you soon enough for pints.

776
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,740
So we can chat shit later on about that.

777
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,380
How's she treating you anyway, Moncus?

778
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,560
Yeah.

779
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,240
She's a nice girl.

780
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,520
Nice lady.

781
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,960
But, uh, yeah.

782
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,740
You should hear the noise she makes when she eats a pizza, though.

783
00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:39,560
Just thought I'd tell you that before you do tie the knot.

784
00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:41,720
If that ever happens.

785
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,540
Let's get going here.

786
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:50,740
Gemma, oh, G to the O-D.

787
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:54,100
Funnily enough, Gemma, your name is God.

788
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,080
Yet, you stand...

789
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,400
So you are...

790
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,740
Maybe you're a God's messenger.

791
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,280
Something tells me you would like that.

792
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:05,420
Happy Hanukkah from me, says Gemma.

793
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:08,000
Converting to Judaism in the new year.

794
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,980
See you at the races for Sherry and Bree.

795
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,420
Sherry and Bree Sambos.

796
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,780
Thanks very much, Smoo.

797
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,640
Smoo-gin'.

798
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,260
Right, let's get this show on the road.

799
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,660
We came here to race.

800
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,580
Where's the turtleneck?

801
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,300
Titanium, thanks very much, buddy.

802
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,480
Where's the turtleneck?

803
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:34,680
It's in the wash.

804
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,180
Thought I'd just rock the, uh, the Gant.

805
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,640
The Gant-North Phase combo.

806
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,600
The North Gant.

807
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:41,680
The North Gant.

808
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:49,580
Lovely bit of steering on this wheel.

809
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,760
We're going manual on the gear shift too.

810
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,760
Okay, I'm a bit rusty.

811
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,340
Grigoski, thanks very much.

812
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,500
It's a bit of rust.

813
00:37:57,860 --> 00:38:00,040
Don't worry, it's nothing we can't handle.

814
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:06,280
As we tickle the apex with our handcrafted bridge stones.

815
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:07,620
Handcrafted.

816
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,880
Out in the land of sand.

817
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,660
Or probably not the land of sand, actually.

818
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,400
Probably, um...

819
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,640
Probably Indonesia.

820
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,220
Or even, uh...

821
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:23,980
Somewhere, maybe even China.

822
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:24,760
I'm not sure.

823
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:29,480
I was having this discussion yesterday with Miles Dungan.

824
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:35,580
Because we'd been commissioned to do a 9-11 soundscape.

825
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,200
Uh, the makers of the movie, uh...

826
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,500
102 Minutes That Changed America.

827
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:47,040
Uh, got on to Miles.

828
00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:51,700
And said they wanted him to do a, a kind of...

829
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,380
A series of lectures on it.

830
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:57,640
Dungan was straight away on the WhatsApp to me.

831
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,500
Connor...

832
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,700
I think I'm gonna need...

833
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:05,160
Some really nice deep house.

834
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,700
Or even some funky minimalist techno.

835
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,720
Do you reckon you could help us out, bud?

836
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,060
He said, I don't know.

837
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,460
So, uh, we went round to Dungan's gaff yesterday.

838
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,700
After he'd finished his history piece on, uh...

839
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,260
Mary Wilson's Drive Time.

840
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:27,700
Which, funnily enough, is brought to you by Zurich.

841
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:31,520
Uh, think of your future today with a Zurich...

842
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,280
With a pension plan from Zurich.

843
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:34,920
Uh...

844
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,700
I don't know if you listen to radio...

845
00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,180
Or Radio 1.

846
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,380
I mean, if you're watching this, you probably do.

847
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,960
Miles Dungan does, uh...

848
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,620
An incredible history piece, uh...

849
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:47,300
Twice a week.

850
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,420
Uh, but he's also really into his house.

851
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:58,480
Oh, look at that.

852
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,280
Very nice.

853
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:00,600
Uh...

854
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,920
Yeah, he was really into his house music.

855
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,040
It's, uh...

856
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,400
We were at Sownar together.

857
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:08,680
Um...

858
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,480
He loves all that stuff.

859
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:12,700
He actually introduced me to Seth Troxler.

860
00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,680
And, uh...

861
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,740
Yeah, he's gonna open his new club soon enough.

862
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,900
The Miles Dungeon.

863
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,000
On Leeson Street.

864
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,620
We can...

865
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,760
Which, uh...

866
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,080
Yeah, I'm gonna be, uh...

867
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,000
Resident in there.

868
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,600
And you're all welcome.

869
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,500
But you're not invited.

870
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,020
See that blimp up in the sky there?

871
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:35,620
It's Johnny...

872
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:37,600
Johnny Eggman in there, man.

873
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:43,360
And that thing can leave the atmosphere as well.

874
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,600
It's not just limited to the, uh...

875
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,240
To the Earth.

876
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,240
Uh, the gravitational pull of Terra Firma

877
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:54,500
does not hold back the Eggman sky base.

878
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,200
One bit.

879
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,860
I'm getting green flagged here.

880
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,240
I don't know what that means, but I'm...

881
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,020
As you see, Connor Williams is in fourth place.

882
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,740
That's not good.

883
00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:04,760
We're on the final lap.

884
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,640
Uh...

885
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,660
Not a chance of gold in this one.

886
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,560
Not a chance!

887
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,300
But we could be in for a bronzer!

888
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,080
Fuck it, anyway.

889
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,700
Looks like we're gonna be hitting the...

890
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,720
The tarmac again.

891
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:20,640
Soon enough.

892
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,160
But, yeah, anyway.

893
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,120
The Miles Dungeon will be opening soon enough.

894
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,380
But we have to go and do our tour first.

895
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,860
The 9-11 experience.

896
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,900
Um, what that's gonna be is, uh...

897
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:39,780
A series of lectures with a big...

898
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,780
Backdrop video screen...

899
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:44,500
Of the movie.

900
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,220
102 Minutes to Change America.

901
00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:47,200
Which, uh...

902
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,620
I don't know if you've seen, but...

903
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:49,540
Go watch that.

904
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:50,560
It's incredible.

905
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,780
Found footage...

906
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:53,020
Uh...

907
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:53,700
Pieced together.

908
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,400
Stitched together in real time.

909
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:56,940
Um...

910
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,940
Which really...

911
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,140
Puts you in the moment.

912
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,660
Downtown Manhattan.

913
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,200
When that actually happened.

914
00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:05,080
Um...

915
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,180
And I am at the moment...

916
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,380
Concocting some beats.

917
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:08,940
I've been, uh...

918
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:10,940
Consulting Matthew Fauburg...

919
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:11,940
And...

920
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:13,960
Ketten Carousel.

921
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:15,160
They're gonna be...

922
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,600
They're gonna be, um...

923
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,400
Consulting.

924
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,260
So I sent them some stems earlier on.

925
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,020
They're gonna be sending me some...

926
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,240
Some notes back.

927
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,840
And I'm just gonna throw their notes out the window.

928
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,020
Of course, it'll be email.

929
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,240
So I'll have to print them out.

930
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,100
And then I will take out the iPhone X11 Plus 9.

931
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,680
And film me...

932
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Throwing the printed...

933
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,680
Printed editorial notes...

934
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,180
Just from the kindness of their...

935
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:46,760
You know...

936
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,120
Their...

937
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:47,680
Their heart...

938
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,160
Out the window.

939
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:50,900
Might even set fire...

940
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,160
Or even piss on them...

941
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,640
Before I throw them out the window too.

942
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:54,680
Just to add...

943
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,900
Extra insult to the injury.

944
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,840
How's the audio, guys?

945
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:02,440
Is everything okay?

946
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,320
Can you hear me okay?

947
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,500
And can you hear the...

948
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,640
Can you hear the beats?

949
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,480
Sorry, one second.

950
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,960
I can't see chat.

951
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,900
How do you bounce stems from GarageBand?

952
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,420
I don't know.

953
00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,400
Because I don't use that.

954
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,280
That's for...

955
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,640
GarageBand is not for...

956
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:27,580
People like me.

957
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:29,060
I use Cubase.

958
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,940
I use a mix of Cubase.

959
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,200
Logic Pro 9.

960
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,920
Ableton 7.

961
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,700
Those three...

962
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:51,060
Those are the three programs I use simultaneously on three different operating systems.

963
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,280
I have a...

964
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,780
A beast laptop running Linux.

965
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,980
I have an absolute power machine.

966
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,860
Which runs Windows.

967
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,140
I'm still using XP.

968
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:10,360
I've modified XP to run all the latest Windows 10 stuff as well.

969
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,260
Because XP is just...

970
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,780
It's just pure crystal OS.

971
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,200
And I have five G5 Power Macs.

972
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,580
Which are all combined in a big unit.

973
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,360
Which I had designed by a...

974
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,240
A spaceman.

975
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,860
And they are all powered together.

976
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:35,100
And they power a logic board.

977
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:36,940
Just one logic board.

978
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,500
Not even Logic Pro.

979
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:41,620
The program.

980
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,700
Just a logic board.

981
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,720
And then that powers...

982
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,420
I can put the software on that.

983
00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:46,840
Look.

984
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,300
I'm getting into details that you don't even need to know about here.

985
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:50,800
Because you...

986
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,840
You're not even...

987
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,000
You're not going to be doing what...

988
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,960
The kind of work I'm doing.

989
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,980
How much RAM?

990
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,700
LMac.

991
00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,420
You're talking...

992
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:04,340
64 gigabytes on the Linux.

993
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:06,420
You're talking...

994
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:10,620
16 gigabytes times 4.

995
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,660
They're 16 gigabyte chunk.

996
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,020
So whatever that is.

997
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,300
On the Windows.

998
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,800
And then on the G5...

999
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,540
The 7 Power Macs.

1000
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,880
I don't think...

1001
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,520
I think there's...

1002
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,440
There's enough RAM to fucking start World War 3.

1003
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,720
Let's just put it that way.

1004
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:30,600
If you...

1005
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,880
If you dropped all those...

1006
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:32,880
Power Macs...

1007
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,880
Onto a land space...

1008
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:39,880
It would probably have the same impact as...

1009
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,160
As the fucking atom bomb.

1010
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:43,880
A 70 megaton...

1011
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,680
Hydrogen bomb or something.

1012
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,700
Fatman or Fatboy or whatever that was.

1013
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,460
It was dropped.

1014
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:57,420
Pickled onions talking...

1015
00:45:57,420 --> 00:45:57,980
I9.

1016
00:45:58,660 --> 00:45:59,560
I don't know.

1017
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,200
I think it's a Ryzen 7 I9.

1018
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:05,940
How's it going?

1019
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200
7.259-er.

1020
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:09,880
Could be wrong.

1021
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,760
Could be right.

1022
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,240
Probably the latter.

1023
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,400
Never the former.

1024
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,640
Let's hit the fucking tarmac again.

1025
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:17,760
Fast and hard.

1026
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:17,820
Fast.

1027
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:24,220
Where was I again?

1028
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:25,960
Why did I get into the Ram speak?

1029
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,080
Ramesses.

1030
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,060
The ancient Egyptian god.

1031
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,340
Actually gave me the loan of his Linux.

1032
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:38,500
We got the bronze.

1033
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,800
Happy days.

1034
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,480
Absolutely sending it tonight.

1035
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:47,480
On the late night Connor Williams Christmas jobby.

1036
00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:51,100
Yeah I'm driving a shitty Lancer Evo there.

1037
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:52,540
I got a fucking done deal.

1038
00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:55,000
Done squeal.

1039
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,240
I got it off some...

1040
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,980
Australian guy.

1041
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:01,840
Was flogging me this car.

1042
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:03,840
On done deal.

1043
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,760
I said thanks very much man.

1044
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:08,820
Who are you?

1045
00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:10,880
Crocodile done deal.

1046
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:13,340
And he didn't laugh.

1047
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,520
And he kind of looked at me menacingly.

1048
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,560
And then he just gave me the log book.

1049
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,560
And the keys.

1050
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:27,060
And I drove away fast.

1051
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,560
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1052
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,620
Some lovely...

1053
00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,440
What's this here?

1054
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,100
Oh yeah I played this at my fucking breakfast set.

1055
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,120
Three days ago.

1056
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,140
I brought this round to Dungan and he shat his pants.

1057
00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:51,540
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1058
00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:55,140
Empty sack.

1059
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:55,920
Thanks so much.

1060
00:47:57,540 --> 00:48:02,020
Grogoski any more word on the limited edition grey goose Tamagotchi in the works.

1061
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:02,720
Connor.

1062
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,480
No I think...

1063
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,340
They had to put the kibosh on that when I pulled out.

1064
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,160
Just said look.

1065
00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:10,160
Just...

1066
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,340
I rang up Japan.

1067
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,480
Said yeah...

1068
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,400
Put me on to Miyamoto Tamagotchi there.

1069
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,140
It's Konzo.

1070
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,620
I haven't got time to fucking piss about here.

1071
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,180
And he got on the phone.

1072
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,160
He said what's going on?

1073
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,520
I said yeah...

1074
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,060
Tamo.

1075
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,060
I'm off the project.

1076
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,240
Why?

1077
00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:32,940
I think it's shit.

1078
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,100
I slept on it.

1079
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,420
Thought about it.

1080
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:37,260
It's no...

1081
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,180
It's a no-goer.

1082
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,040
You've got kids with iPhones.

1083
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:46,360
You think they're gonna do with a fucking shitty little LCD key ring?

1084
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:47,380
With an animal?

1085
00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:49,040
Go on.

1086
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,560
You must be joking.

1087
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,680
Slam the phone down on his face.

1088
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,300
Even though his face wasn't there.

1089
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,220
Welcome back to the highlights here.

1090
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:00,260
This is Zuka Grand Prix here on Network 2.

1091
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:02,360
As Charles Leclerc overtakes Kimi Räikkönen.

1092
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,940
Where is he pulling these out of there?

1093
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:09,460
We've got a big massive bouquet of overtaking flowers which you purchased from Interflora.

1094
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,340
They've delivered.

1095
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,880
And he's pulling them out one by one.

1096
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:14,680
Rose pedal after rose pedal.

1097
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,700
Into lap 15 we go here.

1098
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:22,660
The Red Bull Pit Stoppers are opening their door shaft for Verstrapa Nakaruru.

1099
00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:25,040
Who's come in nice and smoothly.

1100
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,780
And what's he getting changed?

1101
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,640
Is he getting a tire taken away or something?

1102
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,380
He's getting a new fucking set of balloons on.

1103
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,820
That's it for Strapa the Rapper is done.

1104
00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:35,080
Lou dog.

1105
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,180
What's going on buddy?

1106
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:36,980
It's Connor here.

1107
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,020
Back at the pit shack.

1108
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,380
Look.

1109
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,880
You're in third at the moment.

1110
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,040
You're a little bit behind.

1111
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,600
But we're gonna get you back on track.

1112
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,180
Valtteri up far.

1113
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:45,100
Yeah.

1114
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:47,740
Valtteri's got nearly a full pit stop ahead.

1115
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,180
How have I lost that much time?

1116
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,140
Really don't know Lou.

1117
00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:53,380
But we definitely lost time behind Vattle.

1118
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,540
I'm out of the race now.

1119
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:57,280
It's that massive.

1120
00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:00,120
Why didn't you get me feet off tires?

1121
00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:02,480
Can you guys explain a bit please?

1122
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Because I'm out.

1123
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:04,440
I'm basically out of the race.

1124
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:05,960
With a pit stop behind.

1125
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:08,020
Don't be cheeky.

1126
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:08,840
Lou dog.

1127
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:10,000
Don't be cheeky.

1128
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,200
Go back to your own bleeding pit stop and be cheeky.

1129
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,920
Look what we've got going on over here.

1130
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:21,280
The incredible Hulkenberg is making gains here on the Russian Kriat.

1131
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,780
And he's gonna try and overtake.

1132
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:24,860
He's got DRS.

1133
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,000
So he's got the advantage.

1134
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:26,820
And look at that.

1135
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,580
And wheel to wheel against him.

1136
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,580
Sexual maneuver there.

1137
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,720
And look who's waiting menacingly in the back shaft.

1138
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,160
As he comes in nice and liquid smooth.

1139
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,140
Sergio Perez.

1140
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:40,380
Really making a monkey out of the Russian there.

1141
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,560
Do they have monkeys in Russia?

1142
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,400
Maybe not.

1143
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:44,820
Too cold I'd say.

1144
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:45,940
And look at this.

1145
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,020
Charles Leclerc.

1146
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:49,440
Clear gaslighting Gasly.

1147
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,180
On the Hideo Kojima Turnpike.

1148
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,120
Ride up his little wheelbase.

1149
00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:56,340
Connor.

1150
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:57,540
Oh yeah.

1151
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1152
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,540
Thanks very much for that Connor.

1153
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,480
Sunday cup.

1154
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:07,480
Sunday cup.

1155
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,240
No we don't want this.

1156
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:08,980
We bronzed it.

1157
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,500
Get out of that.

1158
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,540
Fast and hard.

1159
00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:14,600
Fast and hard.

1160
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,840
Looks like we're going to the ring.

1161
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:38,680
Zurich tits.ie.

1162
00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:40,800
Zurich hard on.ie.

1163
00:51:43,180 --> 00:52:05,060
Zurich chimp.ie.

1164
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:26,420
Someone just asked what the tune is there.

1165
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,440
It's Parallax.

1166
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,100
The Massenator is it?

1167
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:44,480
Nedser.

1168
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,500
Thanks so much.

1169
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,400
Merry Christmas.

1170
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,800
Feliz Navidad.

1171
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1172
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,580
Let's have a look here.

1173
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,280
See what we're dealing with.

1174
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,400
I think we've raised details.

1175
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:17,880
Just about fuel consumption.

1176
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,280
No.

1177
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,060
Mortinator.

1178
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:20,040
Thanks so much.

1179
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,860
Have you gone on to Zurich yet?

1180
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:25,180
If not.

1181
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,240
Why not?

1182
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,740
Time's running out.

1183
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:32,800
Time goes by very, very quickly.

1184
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,760
Just remember that.

1185
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,040
It's almost six o'clock.

1186
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,740
Anaconda G.

1187
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:42,820
Thanks so much.

1188
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:46,920
And I was talking to Ludog earlier on.

1189
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,300
He says hi.

1190
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,720
It's almost six o'clock.

1191
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,180
Okay.

1192
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:54,200
Okay.

1193
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,560
We're up against the Megane.

1194
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:56,860
A Civic.

1195
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,120
There's an 86 GT.

1196
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:02,260
Two sticks of Heinemite.

1197
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,060
Thanks so much.

1198
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,560
Two sticks waiting for you in the bridge, big man.

1199
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,740
Absolutely sending my love your way.

1200
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,540
Thanks very much.

1201
00:54:10,060 --> 00:54:11,060
In the bridge.

1202
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:14,900
Tonight.

1203
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1204
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:21,740
Nina and Anna.

1205
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,080
Thanks very much from Tekken.

1206
00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:24,600
Hey Konzo.

1207
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,740
Your cousins Nina and Anna are just getting ready for the next Tekken Tag Tournament.

1208
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:29,900
Merry Christmas.

1209
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,440
Best of luck with that guys.

1210
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,540
I'm not really enjoying the algorithm tonight.

1211
00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:44,340
It's throwing up a few curveballers.

1212
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:48,340
This'll do.

1213
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:53,080
It's almost six o'clock.

1214
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,820
Uncle Eva, thank you very much.

1215
00:54:58,620 --> 00:54:59,540
Whiz Khalifa.

1216
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,300
Merry Christmas.

1217
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:09,940
Merry Navidad.

1218
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,060
This is just the racing ring.

1219
00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:15,100
It's not the full ring.

1220
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:22,960
Oh.

1221
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,260
A lot of oversteer there.

1222
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:31,740
We see a few people made the same mistake.

1223
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,540
I won't be making that mistake again.

1224
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,420
Folly.

1225
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:36,460
Folly.

1226
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,380
To make the same mistake twice.

1227
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,880
In the same night.

1228
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,100
No sign of Johnny Ronan over the ring.

1229
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,240
I think he only hovers over Tuscany.

1230
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,100
Or wherever that was.

1231
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,500
We were racing there before this.

1232
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:55,640
But yeah.

1233
00:55:55,640 --> 00:56:02,240
He's going to be supervising the CCTV from In the Sky Base.

1234
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,760
CCTV footage of what's going on inside the Miles dungeon.

1235
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,420
Because Ronan is funding the situation.

1236
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,620
It's Ronan who actually owns the premises.

1237
00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:15,860
And it's Dungan.

1238
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:15,860
And it's Dungan.

1239
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,980
Who's in charge of the design and the aesthetic.

1240
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,760
Because Miles Dungan is aesthetic.

1241
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,940
And he was paralytic the other night.

1242
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,900
When we locked horns.

1243
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:35,180
And watched 102 minutes that changed America.

1244
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,200
Because we were just trying to get into the mood.

1245
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:37,760
The zone.

1246
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:38,400
The vibe.

1247
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:43,320
I had Logic Pro open.

1248
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:51,420
Dungan had the movie up on a projector.

1249
00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:59,320
There were a few Heinemites on the table.

1250
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,960
Not to mention.

1251
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,280
The history dust.

1252
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:12,740
Which I did not partake in.

1253
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:14,380
Because it's not me.

1254
00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:19,240
It is not me.

1255
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:28,700
Very nice.

1256
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,960
Very nice turns.

1257
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,280
But there were a few.

1258
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,120
Yippity doodahs involved.

1259
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,000
He had a couple of Da Vinci codes.

1260
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,640
And two 1916 Ryzans.

1261
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:58,360
Which did not sit well.

1262
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,300
I had to bail.

1263
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,360
Halfway through.

1264
00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,840
Just after building one came down.

1265
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,260
I went into the bathroom.

1266
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,380
Started puking.

1267
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,140
Just seeing.

1268
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,060
Lots of.

1269
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:11,260
Random.

1270
00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,340
Imagery.

1271
00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:12,900
Horrible.

1272
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:12,960
Horrible.

1273
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:13,400
Kind of.

1274
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:17,840
A mix.

1275
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:18,640
Of just like.

1276
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,880
Terroristic activity.

1277
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,060
And amazing beats.

1278
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,380
At one point.

1279
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,160
I actually thought.

1280
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,400
That Muhammad Atta.

1281
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,200
Had hijacked my face.

1282
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:34,160
And he was.

1283
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,960
He was driving my head.

1284
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:38,900
Much in the same way.

1285
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,380
That Martin Short was.

1286
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,100
In that film.

1287
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,040
Inner Space.

1288
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:43,740
Where he ended up.

1289
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,380
Being injected.

1290
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:45,880
Into a man's arse.

1291
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:48,940
And then making his way.

1292
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:50,780
Up to.

1293
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,380
Up to the eyes.

1294
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,240
And.

1295
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,280
What I imagined.

1296
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:57,580
Was.

1297
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,420
Muhammad Atta.

1298
00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,940
Commandeered my head.

1299
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,800
And he wanted to fly.

1300
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:02,480
My head.

1301
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,900
Into the.

1302
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,620
Bernard Shaw.

1303
00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:06,580
Into the new.

1304
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,500
Bernard Shaw.

1305
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,380
Fortunately enough.

1306
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:29,300
There were a few.

1307
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,080
Of our passengers.

1308
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:30,460
Who.

1309
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:31,560
Who staged.

1310
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,620
A revolt.

1311
00:59:34,220 --> 00:59:35,240
Against Atta.

1312
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,000
And prevented.

1313
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:39,780
An Atta.

1314
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:39,840
Atta.

1315
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:39,940
Atta.

1316
00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:40,140
Atta.

1317
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:40,240
Atta.

1318
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,500
We ended up.

1319
00:59:52,820 --> 00:59:53,760
Narrowly missing.

1320
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,280
The Shaw.

1321
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:54,860
And just going.

1322
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,660
Into the canal.

1323
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,460
It really was.

1324
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:02,720
A veritable feast.

1325
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,300
Of terroristic activity.

1326
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,420
Not one.

1327
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:06,160
That I ever want.

1328
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:06,960
To be a part of.

1329
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,420
Again.

1330
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,240
I ran out of the bathroom.

1331
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:10,560
And.

1332
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:11,520
Dungan said.

1333
01:00:11,580 --> 01:00:12,320
You alright man.

1334
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,500
You locked yourself in there.

1335
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:13,900
I said.

1336
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,400
Look man.

1337
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,280
I need to get home.

1338
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:16,960
I've just.

1339
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:16,960
I've just.

1340
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:16,980
I've just.

1341
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:16,980
I've just.

1342
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:16,980
I've just.

1343
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:16,980
I've just.

1344
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:16,980
I've just.

1345
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,980
I've just.

1346
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:19,380
Crashed.

1347
01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:20,780
In Fibsborough.

1348
01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:21,220
He said.

1349
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:21,580
You're not.

1350
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,440
You're at my gaff.

1351
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:23,760
We're in docky.

1352
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:26,760
You're okay.

1353
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:27,120
Connor.

1354
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:27,780
You're okay.

1355
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,620
I said.

1356
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,140
I'm not.

1357
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:30,660
Dungan.

1358
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,580
I'm not man.

1359
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:32,620
My fucking.

1360
01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:33,560
Wheel is gone man.

1361
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,740
I'm in reverse.

1362
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,160
And now I'm in reverse.

1363
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,140
Technical gremlins guys.

1364
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:52,620
Neutral.

1365
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:53,200
Ice.

1366
01:00:59,120 --> 01:00:59,980
The fuck.

1367
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:00,860
How did you get back into.

1368
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,860
Oh for fuck's sake.

1369
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:12,500
And now it's crashed.

1370
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,460
Call AA.

1371
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,040
Andrew Keneally.

1372
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,920
They don't do race.

1373
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:27,460
They don't do race coverage.

1374
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:28,820
I've asked them.

1375
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:30,800
Believe you and me.

1376
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:31,440
I've asked.

1377
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:46,260
Oh you have to.

1378
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,260
Fucking flick the gears.

1379
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:47,700
Roy.

1380
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,260
What a disaster man.

1381
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,020
It's almost as bad.

1382
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:54,620
As crashing.

1383
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:55,560
In.

1384
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,440
Into the.

1385
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:57,640
The Bernard Shaw.

1386
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:05,840
Mercedes.

1387
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,760
Can't wait to get behind the wheel.

1388
01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:09,460
That AMG.

1389
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,420
It's a fucking crying shame.

1390
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:11,880
I'm not.

1391
01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:14,220
To drive this.

1392
01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:15,620
Crocodile done deal car.

1393
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,360
It's got a dump valve.

1394
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,200
Eamon dump valve.

1395
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,760
Supplied it to me.

1396
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:37,840
How are the audio levels there guys.

1397
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,880
Before I go any further here.

1398
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,800
Yeah.

1399
01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:55,600
No games down.

1400
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:56,140
That's okay.

1401
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,340
I just want the beats.

1402
01:02:58,340 --> 01:02:59,280
Stick to the bus.

1403
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:00,980
Says now loading.

1404
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,540
Don't drive a bus man.

1405
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,120
I never drove.

1406
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,040
What are you on about?

1407
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,700
I only drive amazing cars.

1408
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:14,480
Clear as crystal.

1409
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:15,100
Sam Pell.

1410
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:15,640
Red FM.

1411
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,420
Thanks so much.

1412
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:17,640
And thanks very much as well.

1413
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:18,140
Red FM.

1414
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,140
For all your.

1415
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,000
Support throughout the year.

1416
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:24,740
You're a good guy.

1417
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,560
Definitely going to go on the guest list.

1418
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:31,740
For the opening night.

1419
01:03:31,820 --> 01:03:32,740
Of the Miles Dungeon.

1420
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:37,980
The Miles Dungeon Intergalactic Space Cave.

1421
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,140
Which he isn't too keen on.

1422
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:43,280
I floated that idea the other night.

1423
01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:45,400
Just before the 1916s took hold.

1424
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,800
And he wasn't too keen on it.

1425
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:52,380
He definitely wasn't keen on any ideas of mine going forward after that.

1426
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:00,080
But yeah.

1427
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,700
Someone was saying as well.

1428
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:03,980
Is it bad taste.

1429
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:05,540
To be.

1430
01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:09,220
Splicing some really nice minimalist house.

1431
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,080
To scenes of pure atrocity.

1432
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:13,460
And.

1433
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,300
I simply said.

1434
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:16,760
Art.

1435
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,700
Is of its own.

1436
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:20,880
Volition.

1437
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,080
And accord.

1438
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:23,540
A unique.

1439
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,040
And untouchable.

1440
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:27,800
Premise.

1441
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,520
To base.

1442
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,480
Such a venture on.

1443
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,120
And.

1444
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,600
They said.

1445
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:33,380
What does that mean?

1446
01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:34,540
It's absolute gibberish.

1447
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,160
I said.

1448
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,140
You don't understand.

1449
01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:38,800
Because you don't know.

1450
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:40,040
And you don't know.

1451
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,140
Because you don't understand.

1452
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:45,000
I walked away.

1453
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:47,200
Got in the car.

1454
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,060
The AMG.

1455
01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:49,120
And just hit the M50.

1456
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:49,740
And drove.

1457
01:04:49,860 --> 01:04:50,500
And laughed.

1458
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:51,340
Solidly.

1459
01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:52,320
For 15 minutes.

1460
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,000
At the very idea.

1461
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:54,980
Of what I just said.

1462
01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:01,600
But now I'm here with you guys.

1463
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:03,080
Going for gold.

1464
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,320
Hopefully a gold trove.

1465
01:05:05,420 --> 01:05:06,420
In the trophy cabinet.

1466
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,020
For Christmas.

1467
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:08,520
Wouldn't that be sweet?

1468
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,840
I'm in second place here.

1469
01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,700
Sea writer from Austria.

1470
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:16,080
Is ahead of me here.

1471
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,200
Sea writer.

1472
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,540
It's going to be a fucking write off.

1473
01:05:24,660 --> 01:05:26,740
If I cruise into him.

1474
01:05:27,780 --> 01:05:28,560
He's got the Civic.

1475
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,960
He's messing with the Civic.

1476
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:40,040
Nice beats.

1477
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:40,880
Great beats.

1478
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:45,260
Hope you're enjoying the beats.

1479
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:50,800
Cone's going Lula.

1480
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:51,580
Shit.

1481
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:52,900
He's taking the fucking biscuit.

1482
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,500
He's taking the piss.

1483
01:05:54,980 --> 01:05:55,480
The biscuit.

1484
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,920
He's not going to get away with it.

1485
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,100
Last hairpin here.

1486
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,440
Before we hit the big straighter.

1487
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:05,520
Nice.

1488
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:05,640
Nice.

1489
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:18,340
Fucking hell man.

1490
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,860
I hope you like my new racing shoes.

1491
01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:21,360
They were donated to me by.

1492
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,200
None other than Eddie and Ketia.

1493
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,380
Who's a big fan of the show.

1494
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,400
Loves the stream.

1495
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,760
Loves the drive.

1496
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:38,500
And we were just chatting shit about his future.

1497
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:40,580
I said Eddie.

1498
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:40,580
I said Eddie.

1499
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:43,880
If you need someone to manage the social media side of things.

1500
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,520
I'm your man.

1501
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:48,900
He said.

1502
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:50,540
I'll think about it Konzo.

1503
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:51,860
In the meantime.

1504
01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:53,740
Take a pair of my own.

1505
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:56,440
Soccer shoe.

1506
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:57,300
Indoor.

1507
01:06:57,420 --> 01:06:58,880
Hard surface soccer shoes.

1508
01:06:59,340 --> 01:06:59,580
I said.

1509
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,600
I don't play soccer.

1510
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:03,080
He said.

1511
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:03,980
Why are you talking to me?

1512
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:04,700
I said.

1513
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,440
Because I can see there's a fucking good business deal to be made.

1514
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:08,720
You're up and coming.

1515
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,760
And Arsenal could really deal with him at the moment I'd say.

1516
01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:22,600
Because they're one team who could do the kick up the hole.

1517
01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:25,900
But they've loaned him out to Leeds.

1518
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:31,100
And he's just come back from injury.

1519
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,820
But he looks very promising.

1520
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,120
And these are signs.

1521
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:35,700
So Eddie.

1522
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,580
Thanks so much.

1523
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:37,680
Eddie and Kettia.

1524
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:40,000
Really appreciate the racing shoes.

1525
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:41,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1526
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,940
How did I fuck that one up?

1527
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,600
And who's that behind me?

1528
01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:58,620
Liam O'Byrne.

1529
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:02,840
In the May Gann RS Trophy 11.

1530
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,300
I cannot believe it.

1531
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:09,220
Tory top crew.

1532
01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:09,940
Thanks very much.

1533
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:12,120
Any of that Hobbs coin left?

1534
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,220
Want to give it as a late Crimbo present.

1535
01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:18,640
Hobbs coin.

1536
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,540
I'm not sure.

1537
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:19,980
Dicko.

1538
01:08:20,060 --> 01:08:22,880
But you would have to get in touch with the Eddie Hobbs goblin.

1539
01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:26,160
Who's on hand 24-7.

1540
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,080
Who's on hand 24-7.

1541
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:27,120
Who's on hand 24-7.

1542
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:34,500
To facilitate and answer any questionados you may or may not have.

1543
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,340
Regarding the premier cryptocurrency.

1544
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,780
Which looks like pounds in its physical form.

1545
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:42,440
Sterling.

1546
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,420
But this guy.

1547
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,440
Eddie Hobbs.

1548
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:51,060
Has transformed into a full on crypto goblin.

1549
01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:53,000
Known only as Eddie Hobbs goblin.

1550
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,700
And his quads are huge.

1551
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:01,760
His quads are so.

1552
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:02,920
They're insane.

1553
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,480
He actually needs to be committed.

1554
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:14,980
CrackDealer69.

1555
01:09:15,220 --> 01:09:16,040
Thanks so much.

1556
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:17,800
Nice to catch your stream.

1557
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:18,700
Happy Christmas.

1558
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,740
Happy Christmas to you man.

1559
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:22,360
Nice to catch you.

1560
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:23,960
Hope you're doing well.

1561
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:30,380
And that your mind hasn't been commandeered by terrorists.

1562
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:33,900
Who aim to fly you into a new hot night spot.

1563
01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:38,760
Which has recently relocated to the north side of Dublin.

1564
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:42,680
Thanks very much.

1565
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,500
Hope you're keeping well.

1566
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,480
Hope everyone's keeping well out there as well.

1567
01:09:48,740 --> 01:09:49,460
Out in the chat.

1568
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:50,800
And if you're not in the chat.

1569
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:52,240
If you're just kicking back and watching.

1570
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,260
Merry Christmas.

1571
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:55,880
Thanks very much for joining the stream.

1572
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,240
It's a pleasure to have you on board.

1573
01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,520
I'm Conor Williams.

1574
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:01,660
Former Senior Sales Executive.

1575
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:02,780
From Mercedes Ireland.

1576
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:04,680
Now full time.

1577
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:07,820
Full time DJ.

1578
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:08,580
And.

1579
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,280
Thank you very much Gab from Evan.

1580
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:12,820
And.

1581
01:10:14,780 --> 01:10:16,180
Consultant to Lewis Hamilton.

1582
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,320
Formula One consultant.

1583
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,000
We were at Suzuka together.

1584
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:23,460
Okay.

1585
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,380
You got to check that out.

1586
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,020
Alright Lou.

1587
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,360
Time to get into the pit lane for a new set of balloons.

1588
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,860
What do you think I've been doing this fast?

1589
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,540
But there's only laps.

1590
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,820
So I've been dropping off.

1591
01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:36,800
Shut your hole Lou and get in.

1592
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,060
Sorry there.

1593
01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:41,860
Just had to give the loopity-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo a piece of my mind.

1594
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:44,080
He's being a real cheeky little boo-boo today.

1595
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:48,680
As he comes in to get a new pair of balloons slapped onto the back of his shaft.

1596
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,360
He's a bit upset about being in second.

1597
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:50,800
He's a bit upset about being in second.

1598
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,640
But it's all about the Mercedes today.

1599
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:53,600
Look.

1600
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,300
He's nearly half a second behind Vettel.

1601
01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:55,820
But I mean.

1602
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:57,120
Who cares?

1603
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:58,520
It's about the Constructor today.

1604
01:10:58,620 --> 01:11:00,340
Mercedes all the way.

1605
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,280
Mercedes is right.

1606
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,980
I don't think Hamilton is going to give up at this stage.

1607
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:05,540
Look at this.

1608
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,520
He's got DRS.

1609
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:11,240
I think he's going to throw all his chips on a Japanese sushi bento box.

1610
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:11,960
And look at that.

1611
01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:13,140
Bent over backwards.

1612
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,000
Trying to get ahead of Vett.

1613
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:18,340
But it's the Vett man who has come out on top of this battle.

1614
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,940
And it's the Vett who has prescribed the Loodog.

1615
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,680
Some anti-worming tablets.

1616
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:24,420
Who's this?

1617
01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:25,040
Is that Perez?

1618
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,280
Fucking Perez, man.

1619
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,020
He's fucked it up.

1620
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,260
He's eating gravel.

1621
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,320
Down at the side of the Japanese Apex.

1622
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,820
Let's have a little look at what happened here.

1623
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:35,060
Perez tried to do a cheeky little choo-choo.

1624
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:37,680
Ran the side of the Hideo Kojima Expressway Bell Park.

1625
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:40,660
And went sliding into the Hino board.

1626
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,380
And look at that, man.

1627
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:43,980
Spinchester United.

1628
01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:48,180
Real sad, sad ending for Perezio there.

1629
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,040
As he tussled with the Toro Russo.

1630
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,860
On turn two of the Suzuka track.

1631
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,560
Otherwise known as the Hideo Kojima hairpin.

1632
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,740
And it's Valtteri Bottas who's taking the...

1633
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:01,660
Oh, I say that, Jordan.

1634
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,700
I'm the one who says the winner end.

1635
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:04,360
Sorry.

1636
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:08,620
Yeah, Bottas has come first.

1637
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,780
Seb Vett taking second place.

1638
01:12:12,780 --> 01:12:16,300
Is holding off the embittered Lucy Lou Banger.

1639
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,840
Lou Biddy Lou Lou Lou Lou Lou Lou Dog.

1640
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:24,100
The Japanese crowd go insane for what they're seeing here.

1641
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,180
That's Suzuka.

1642
01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:28,280
Yeah, Bottas, what's going on, bud?

1643
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,620
You're the new king of the hill.

1644
01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,480
Connor, you're back in the pit shack.

1645
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,300
Just wanted to welcome you to the, uh, pole position crew.

1646
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:34,940
Lou Dog.

1647
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,160
Lou Dog is last week's old news, man.

1648
01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:39,080
You are the new Bottas.

1649
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,580
Woo-ho-ho-ho!

1650
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:42,000
Yes!

1651
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,560
Missed that feeling, guys.

1652
01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:46,020
No worries, bud.

1653
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,440
Bottle of goose back at the pit shack.

1654
01:12:47,660 --> 01:12:48,360
There you have it.

1655
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,460
Valtteri Bottas.

1656
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:53,500
First pole, uh, first win since, uh, Baku, I think.

1657
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,280
Uh, great day for the Mercs.

1658
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,120
Bottas.

1659
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,140
Bottas.

1660
01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:58,720
Into first Mercs.

1661
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,440
Drink your champers.

1662
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,300
Yeah, Lou Dog, whatcha doing?

1663
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,940
Spray your partner with that champers now.

1664
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,120
Lou Dog.

1665
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,160
Bottas.

1666
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,320
Formula One.

1667
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:08,680
Mercs.

1668
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:08,940
Mercs.

1669
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:09,840
Mercs.

1670
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,080
C-days.

1671
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:11,740
Mercs.

1672
01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:12,140
Mercs.

1673
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:13,140
Hairline.

1674
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:13,660
Mercs.

1675
01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:14,180
Mercs.

1676
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:14,820
Mercs.

1677
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:16,120
Hairline.

1678
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:16,800
Mercs.

1679
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,660
Subscribe.

1680
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,900
For more.

1681
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,320
Network 2.

1682
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:21,840
Connor.

1683
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,120
Alien.

1684
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:39,940
I see, uh, Peloton's price is tanked after they made some shit, uh, insinuation that,

1685
01:13:41,380 --> 01:13:47,620
uh, there was a, there was an advert they made where a woman was, like, on a fucking Peloton

1686
01:13:47,620 --> 01:13:52,480
bike, and then a year later she got thin or something.

1687
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,200
Let's look at the advert.

1688
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:59,360
I can't remember what it was, but it was, it was kind of insinuating that she, that she

1689
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:04,400
had to, uh, ride the bike to get thin to get the love of the man.

1690
01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:07,840
How are you getting on?

1691
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,640
Business is profitable.

1692
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,300
No wonder.

1693
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:16,760
Um, see there now.

1694
01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:17,880
Peloton odd.

1695
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,900
Oh yeah, it's done in a kind of an Instagram way as well.

1696
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:24,520
Shocking behavior.

1697
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:24,600
Shocking behavior.

1698
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,160
I'd like to have the beats on, but fuck it, we need to hear this.

1699
01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:41,520
Now.

1700
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:46,980
Okay, so this is Christmas, Christmas Day Peloton.

1701
01:14:46,980 --> 01:14:51,980
I could have, if they'd have brought me onto the squad, it's the same thing I told Tamagotchi.

1702
01:14:52,980 --> 01:14:56,440
If you want to relaunch Tamagotchi, you need me on the team.

1703
01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,840
They got me on the team.

1704
01:14:59,980 --> 01:15:01,440
I saw what I was playing with.

1705
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,840
It's almost six o'clock.

1706
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,480
I said, I'm off the team.

1707
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:10,480
The same thing would have happened with Peloton, and they would have, you know, averted a crisis,

1708
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:13,000
which is what they got when they made this shit ad.

1709
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:13,920
Are you ready?

1710
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:14,080
Yes.

1711
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,000
Now.

1712
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,480
A Peloton?

1713
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:21,340
It's the commercial for a trendy exercise bike that has heads.

1714
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,120
Just show the fucking ad.

1715
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:26,540
Where's the ad?

1716
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:28,880
Okay, you ready?

1717
01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:29,240
Yes.

1718
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:29,980
Now.

1719
01:15:31,380 --> 01:15:32,460
A Peloton?

1720
01:15:32,780 --> 01:15:34,180
Give it up for our first time riding.

1721
01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:35,280
All right, first ride.

1722
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:36,700
I'm a little nervous, but excited.

1723
01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:37,800
Let's do this.

1724
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,440
Five days in a row.

1725
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:40,520
You surprised?

1726
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:41,400
I am.

1727
01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:43,400
First, first things first, guys.

1728
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:51,120
If your wife's going around doing fucking this phone shit, it's not on the whole time.

1729
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,720
If anyone in your house is going around doing this phone shit, it's not on.

1730
01:15:55,980 --> 01:15:57,240
They're egomaniacs.

1731
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,500
And you're gonna, she's gonna leave you.

1732
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,460
She's gonna leave you at some stage.

1733
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,060
For who?

1734
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:09,960
For the fucking birthday gift you got your son.

1735
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:10,780
A chimp.

1736
01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:14,660
Okay, you ready?

1737
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:15,160
Let's go again.

1738
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:15,720
Now.

1739
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,240
A Peloton?

1740
01:16:18,580 --> 01:16:19,980
Give it up for our first time riding.

1741
01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:21,080
All right, first ride.

1742
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:22,520
I'm a little nervous, but excited.

1743
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:23,600
Let's do this.

1744
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:25,240
Five days in a row.

1745
01:16:25,660 --> 01:16:26,160
You surprised?

1746
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,240
I am.

1747
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:28,700
6 a.m.

1748
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:29,220
Yay.

1749
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:30,880
Rising with the sun.

1750
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,100
That was totally worth it.

1751
01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:32,800
Let's go, Grace.

1752
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,240
Boston, 50 rides.

1753
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,260
She just said my name.

1754
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,600
A year ago, I didn't realize how much this would change me.

1755
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,980
Thank you.

1756
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,660
This holiday, give the gift of Peloton.

1757
01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:43,780
Peloton.

1758
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,660
And that's the gift that she gave him.

1759
01:16:47,180 --> 01:16:49,000
It was a slender body.

1760
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:54,180
And Peloton came under some flack for that.

1761
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,560
I really could have averted that crisis if I had just looked at it once.

1762
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,820
Just give it the once over.

1763
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:01,600
It's all it needed.

1764
01:17:01,740 --> 01:17:02,300
I would have said,

1765
01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:05,960
another pass, guys.

1766
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:32,500
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

1767
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:38,160
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

1768
01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:40,180
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1769
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,060
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

1770
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:47,880
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

1771
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:52,360
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it.

1772
01:17:53,740 --> 01:17:58,100
You can generate extra draughtage by using your gooch as a waft.

1773
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:02,520
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1774
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:13,440
I know they're passed, guys.

1775
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:18,960
And lose the Snapchat motif you've got going on, yeah?

1776
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:22,600
And cut off the ending.

1777
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:24,520
It stinks.

1778
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,560
I can see what you're doing.

1779
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:27,860
She's in great shape.

1780
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,360
No doubt about it.

1781
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:35,600
But listen, that's going to stir the pot with the lefties.

1782
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:40,620
You want to sell, you want to go centrist.

1783
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:41,780
Do you know what I mean?

1784
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,400
That's what I would have told those guys who made this advert.

1785
01:18:46,740 --> 01:18:47,280
Okay, you ready?

1786
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:47,660
Yes!

1787
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:48,360
Now.

1788
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:50,840
A peloton?

1789
01:18:51,180 --> 01:18:52,360
Give it up for our first time.

1790
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:52,820
All right.

1791
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:53,680
First ride.

1792
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:55,100
I'm a little nervous, but excited.

1793
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:56,220
Let's do this.

1794
01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:57,920
Lose that.

1795
01:18:58,020 --> 01:18:59,400
Lose that first bit there.

1796
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,540
You can chop two seconds off of that.

1797
01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:02,000
Get in.

1798
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:02,560
Get out.

1799
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,600
Let's do this.

1800
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,360
Have we another shot of the shoes coming in the door?

1801
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,580
Have we another shot there?

1802
01:19:10,740 --> 01:19:12,940
What do you mean he didn't get another take?

1803
01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:15,700
Go on.

1804
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:16,300
Five days in a row.

1805
01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,380
You surprised?

1806
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,280
I am.

1807
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:21,560
It's feeling very, it's very flobby.

1808
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,900
It's very flobby, okay?

1809
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,540
We need to fucking trim off the trimmings.

1810
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:27,900
Get rid of the pigs in blankets.

1811
01:19:28,820 --> 01:19:29,060
Okay?

1812
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:31,900
Get rid of the fucking strips of bacon.

1813
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:33,400
Just want lean meat.

1814
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:37,560
6 a.m.

1815
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:38,200
Yay.

1816
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:39,740
Rising with the sun.

1817
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:40,980
That was totally worth it.

1818
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,180
Let's go, Grace of Austin.

1819
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,120
50 fries.

1820
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,120
She just said my name.

1821
01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:47,520
A year ago, I didn't realize how much this would change me.

1822
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,860
Keep on me.

1823
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:52,160
Thank you.

1824
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,900
This holiday, give the...

1825
01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:56,500
She doesn't look much different there.

1826
01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:58,620
I would have said, have you another shot of her there?

1827
01:19:58,720 --> 01:19:59,640
She doesn't look any...

1828
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,980
She looks the same as when we first see her.

1829
01:20:04,740 --> 01:20:06,640
What do you mean you didn't get another shot?

1830
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:07,720
Oh, six o'clock.

1831
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,860
The gift of Peloton.

1832
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:18,480
And there we have Ket and Carousels, maybe, on the recommends.

1833
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:32,240
Sorry about your ears, guys.

1834
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:34,640
Sorry about your ears there.

1835
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,540
Tune suggestion, big man.

1836
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,580
Tune is addicted by Grand Central.

1837
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,940
Usually comes up as a second result on YouTube.

1838
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:44,980
Thanks very much.

1839
01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:45,500
I'll play that.

1840
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,520
Gav from F'n.

1841
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:50,120
I didn't get on to you, buddy, before.

1842
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,140
But thanks so much.

1843
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,120
Happy Christmas.

1844
01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:55,940
Can't wait to hear more from the Miles Dungeon.

1845
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,120
It sounds like a great vibe.

1846
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,000
Very meta.

1847
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,280
Very 2020.

1848
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,460
Good that Johnny is on board.

1849
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:04,900
Real coup.

1850
01:21:06,180 --> 01:21:07,560
It is a real coup, Gav.

1851
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,660
And I know that you're a man of taste.

1852
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,060
Because you know that it's a coup.

1853
01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,040
Merci, Boku.

1854
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,940
Boku de sancti, man.

1855
01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:29,600
Just bear with me here one second, guys.

1856
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,880
I need you to bear with me, guys.

1857
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,300
The stream is going to cut out for a second.

1858
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:39,420
But I'll be back.

1859
01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:40,760
Just bear with me.

1860
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,940
Ken Carousel.

1861
01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:45,240
Miles Dungeon.

1862
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:48,580
It's all on a plate for us, guys.

1863
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,120
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1864
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,120
Two seconds.

1865
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:52,120
Two seconds.

1866
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:52,200
Two seconds.

1867
01:21:52,200 --> 01:22:14,260
Okay, we're back.

1868
01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:16,660
Thanks very much for waiting up there.

1869
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,200
Sometimes the...

1870
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:25,280
The messaging system on the fucking thing doesn't work properly.

1871
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,600
So you need to rejig it.

1872
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,580
We lost a few viewers there.

1873
01:22:30,740 --> 01:22:32,320
We lost viewers doing that.

1874
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:32,760
Fuck them.

1875
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,540
If they're gone, they're back.

1876
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,000
Welcome back, guys.

1877
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,100
Sorry about that.

1878
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:42,800
There was about 20 of you who fucked off when the stream ended.

1879
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,700
You might have heard me say, fuck them.

1880
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,200
I was referring to someone else and something else.

1881
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:53,900
But, yeah, the other 399 people have stuck around.

1882
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,480
See you down the shawl later.

1883
01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:59,820
We're going to be on fucking goose cloud.

1884
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:01,420
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1885
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:05,580
Merry Christmas.

1886
01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:06,360
Gal from Elfant.

1887
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,220
Thank you very much.

1888
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,420
Alan McAvoy.

1889
01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:09,840
Thank you very much as well.

1890
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:11,620
Hope you're well, bud.

1891
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:13,380
Merry Christmas.

1892
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,120
Oh, yeah.

1893
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,000
Tune suggestion.

1894
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,000
I'm going to have to do that.

1895
01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:21,920
Tune suggestion.

1896
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:23,100
Grand Central.

1897
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,720
Addicted by Grand Central.

1898
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:24,780
Addicted by Grand Central.

1899
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:47,800
You fucking see it.

1900
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,180
The tune usually comes up as a second result.

1901
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,360
Is it this?

1902
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:52,400
Is it this?

1903
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:52,460
Is it this?

1904
01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,400
Is it this?

1905
01:23:54,400 --> 01:24:01,440
Is it that?

1906
01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:04,640
Turn that up so you can hear it.

1907
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:04,640
Turn that up so you can hear it.

1908
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:04,640
Turn that up so you can hear it.

1909
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,640
Turn that up so you can hear it.

1910
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:14,640
Turn that up so you can hear it.

1911
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:38,060
I'm going to hit this track again.

1912
01:24:38,060 --> 01:24:39,300
I was an absolute goose clowder.

1913
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:41,740
I came fourth in the last one.

1914
01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:45,180
Can't believe I came fourth the last time I played this.

1915
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,600
I was cruising in the second place.

1916
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:52,700
That's nice.

1917
01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:58,140
Stephen A. Smith.

1918
01:24:58,380 --> 01:24:59,180
Thank you very much.

1919
01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:00,900
Have you watched Uncut Gems?

1920
01:25:01,020 --> 01:25:01,780
No, I have not.

1921
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:02,840
TC.

1922
01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,020
Thank you very much.

1923
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:05,680
Merry Christmas.

1924
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:07,780
And Farfurda as well.

1925
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:14,580
Not many know this, but Nicky Lauda is actually my godfather.

1926
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:19,460
He showed up to my baptism with an RBV.

1927
01:25:20,260 --> 01:25:21,340
Red Bull Vodka.

1928
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,760
He was eventually ejected from the church,

1929
01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:28,040
but not before flicking the priest's forehead with some holy water,

1930
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:31,960
screaming, now I'm your god.

1931
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:43,680
Another nugget of absolute lunacy from the cryptic mind of Farfurda.

1932
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:47,820
Thank you so much for those lovely little choice nuggets.

1933
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,880
They never fail to rouse the laughter in me.

1934
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:56,640
Because they're so true.

1935
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:56,640
Because they're so true.

1936
01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:00,920
And that's why things are funny, you know?

1937
01:26:00,980 --> 01:26:03,200
It's funny when it's funny because it's true.

1938
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,160
The old saying.

1939
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:13,100
It's like trying to fucking drive a 206 on the ring when you've got an absolute beast machine behind the wheel of a crocodile.

1940
01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:14,060
I'll done deal.

1941
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:21,980
Twin Turbo, Jet Galactic, SpaceX, Elon Musk, Tesla Testosteromobile.

1942
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,400
No fucking electronics in this.

1943
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:32,740
It's pure carbon fucking deadly smog smogma.

1944
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:36,000
I'm creating a fucking smog cloud.

1945
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:41,900
Just cruising like Lewis Hamilton on a fucking Tuesday weekday fortnight

1946
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:43,480
on the M50.

1947
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,320
Incognito, of course.

1948
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:49,060
Behind the wheel of an AMG 7 range.

1949
01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:52,760
Fresh out of the showbox in Geneva.

1950
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:56,580
We drove that fucker out the showroom.

1951
01:26:57,980 --> 01:27:00,280
Right through the Bernese Alps.

1952
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:02,840
Grindelwald.

1953
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,580
Kleiner Scheiddeck.

1954
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,820
We took the road right down into Italy.

1955
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,360
Through the Dolomites.

1956
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,020
Into Monza.

1957
01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:20,040
And drove it around the track like fucking lunatics on Looney Juice.

1958
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:22,940
We didn't consume any Looney Juice.

1959
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:23,680
That's bullshit.

1960
01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:25,200
Never ever drink.

1961
01:27:26,380 --> 01:27:27,140
And drive.

1962
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:29,300
I was consuming juice.

1963
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:29,680
Why?

1964
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,520
Because I was in the passenger seat.

1965
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:36,940
The Lou Dog was driving like an absolute lunatic.

1966
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:38,020
Lunatic Hamilton.

1967
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:43,640
And I had inside the glove box.

1968
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,520
Which is cooled.

1969
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:46,900
Yes.

1970
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:49,500
A cooled glove box.

1971
01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:52,980
Keeping those cans of Sam Pell crisp and tight.

1972
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:54,440
Sub-zero.

1973
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:55,280
Freezing.

1974
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:56,940
Little known fact.

1975
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,020
But you should freeze your Sam Pell.

1976
01:28:01,380 --> 01:28:06,160
You may notice when you're drinking that Sam Pell that it's slightly carbonated.

1977
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,000
But not too much.

1978
01:28:07,180 --> 01:28:09,700
Not on the same level of say a can of coke or Sprite.

1979
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:13,340
Or any of those fucking Prol cans.

1980
01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:16,960
I'm talking pure Tory Fanta.

1981
01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:20,060
San Pellegrino Blood Orange.

1982
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:24,920
Cream that up with a little drop of fucking Grey Goose.

1983
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,500
Which I have delivered to me by drone every Monday morning.

1984
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,940
Courtesy of O'Brien's Wines.

1985
01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:38,700
Courtesy of Bagot Street Wines.

1986
01:28:38,860 --> 01:28:39,640
Dot IE.

1987
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:43,320
Big shout out to the boys in the bag.

1988
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:48,360
Oh.

1989
01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:54,260
I actually was at a fucking cheese taste-off in Bagot Street.

1990
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:57,500
In Bagot Street Wines last day.

1991
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,120
Cheese.

1992
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:01,120
Wine.

1993
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:06,460
I even helped myself to a fucking bargain basket of pick and mix craft beers.

1994
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:09,120
Got absolutely comatostic.

1995
01:29:10,660 --> 01:29:13,260
On 17 bottles of Ginger Joe.

1996
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:17,140
I don't know if you've ever drank Ginger Joe.

1997
01:29:19,060 --> 01:29:19,540
My.

1998
01:29:19,660 --> 01:29:20,160
Oh my.

1999
01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:22,080
That is a craft and a half.

2000
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:23,900
Whoever.

2001
01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:25,880
Whoever made Ginger Joe.

2002
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,000
Is a crafty bastard.

2003
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:31,920
Not my words.

2004
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,120
The words of Connor Williams.

2005
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,780
Who's in first place.

2006
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,060
About to fuck it all up.

2007
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:38,440
With the Austrian book.

2008
01:29:39,060 --> 01:29:39,620
Trying to.

2009
01:29:40,660 --> 01:29:41,340
Tailgate me.

2010
01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:43,520
There he is.

2011
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:44,160
It's a Civic.

2012
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:45,360
Go away.

2013
01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:50,000
Fucking stuck in second gear like the Friends theme tune.

2014
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:51,360
Fucking hell man.

2015
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:52,780
Sorry about that.

2016
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:54,380
I've lost the plot on the last lap.

2017
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:54,700
I get.

2018
01:29:56,700 --> 01:29:58,420
Technical gremlins guys.

2019
01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:07,880
do get, you know, a little bit flustered on the last lap, especially when, you know, there's an Austrian in a civic.

2020
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:12,160
No offense to Austria or the Austrian people.

2021
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:13,360
You're great.

2022
01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:16,140
I was in Vienna there last summer.

2023
01:30:16,780 --> 01:30:17,980
What a beautiful city.

2024
01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:20,160
You've got a lot of great history too.

2025
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,720
It's almost six o'clock.

2026
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:31,280
Sometimes you go to describe who the person is and all I know, the only detail I have is that they're Austrian.

2027
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:34,720
So I said there's an Austrian coming at you like as if, oh, it's the Austrians.

2028
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,660
Not race, it's not race motivated.

2029
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:40,340
It was purely descriptive.

2030
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:45,620
I will retry again.

2031
01:30:45,620 --> 01:30:57,940
That's gone on to a nice suggestion on the algorithm.

2032
01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:05,460
The algorithm is with it and we have regained composure.

2033
01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:15,020
Which is more than could have been said for me the last night after the Ginger Joe debacle.

2034
01:31:15,820 --> 01:31:16,780
Look at that, man.

2035
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:18,660
I'm enjoying the drift.

2036
01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:20,560
Tokyo drift.

2037
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:30,460
Someone's saying time to, time for some hardcore beats to win the race.

2038
01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:31,460
I don't know.

2039
01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:49,620
I'll get to your messages and kind-hearted tips in a moment when I take out these Ginger Joes.

2040
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:53,380
And come first.

2041
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:58,240
In the meantime, in the boom time.

2042
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:10,680
We can plan our takeover of the world dance history scene.

2043
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:15,740
A new genre of house music.

2044
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:20,220
Which combines footage, chopped up footage of history.

2045
01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:24,700
History's greatest events.

2046
01:32:24,700 --> 01:32:25,100
Friends.

2047
01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:30,580
Days that shook.

2048
01:32:30,580 --> 01:32:32,480
Basically, days that shook the world.

2049
01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,140
That show that was on BBC.

2050
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:35,940
I just downloaded.

2051
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:37,780
I pirate-bayed a load of those.

2052
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:40,900
I'm going to chop and change it up to some fucking house.

2053
01:32:43,260 --> 01:32:44,720
No chance of getting sued.

2054
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,240
Because it's all going to be live stuff, you know.

2055
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,040
I'll stick a filter on it.

2056
01:32:49,660 --> 01:32:50,940
Flip it around 180.

2057
01:32:52,740 --> 01:32:54,200
No one will recognise it.

2058
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:59,520
And no algorithm is going to be able to fucking make a match with it.

2059
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:05,860
Not doing too bad.

2060
01:33:05,940 --> 01:33:06,680
There's an Irish guy.

2061
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:07,740
Look, Liam O'Byrne.

2062
01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:09,140
What's he in?

2063
01:33:09,180 --> 01:33:09,880
Is he in a Renault?

2064
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:12,500
I think he's in the Renault Megane.

2065
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:15,200
Nice little powerhouse.

2066
01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,420
If you can stick a turbo on it.

2067
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,000
It's a hot hatch.

2068
01:33:22,580 --> 01:33:23,320
Lovely stuff.

2069
01:33:23,380 --> 01:33:23,800
What is that?

2070
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:24,720
205?

2071
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,020
It's fucking GT'd up.

2072
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,260
And a Civic in front.

2073
01:33:32,260 --> 01:33:34,880
And this is the Austrian book writer.

2074
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:39,540
Who had writer of way in the last lap.

2075
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:40,460
Last race.

2076
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:41,740
But he's not going to have it now.

2077
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,600
I did try to block him off.

2078
01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:45,540
But his...

2079
01:33:45,540 --> 01:33:48,280
His mind...

2080
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,560
His driving mind was too advanced for that.

2081
01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:53,300
And he fucking won.

2082
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,840
Apology for the language, guys.

2083
01:33:58,260 --> 01:34:00,520
Gets a little bit rough and raw after 9.

2084
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,980
The watershed.

2085
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,180
It's now quarter past 11.

2086
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,220
Don't know how long this has been going for.

2087
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:10,080
But thanks very much for watching.

2088
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:15,060
And joining us on this.

2089
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:16,040
I'm already in first.

2090
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:17,580
And we're on to the final lap.

2091
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,660
It's a great situation to be in.

2092
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:23,100
It's one that I actually recommend you get into yourselves.

2093
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:27,120
You could use the two lap race as a metaphor for life.

2094
01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:34,240
You basically want to be consolidating all your assets into one manageable asset ball.

2095
01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:37,140
By the halfway point of life.

2096
01:34:37,380 --> 01:34:37,920
And also.

2097
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:40,940
You want to have that pension plan penciled out.

2098
01:34:42,780 --> 01:34:44,640
And if you haven't yet, why not?

2099
01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:49,440
There's never a better time to start a pension.

2100
01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:52,300
Than right now.

2101
01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:54,860
I would say start one yesterday.

2102
01:34:56,980 --> 01:34:58,160
Started last week.

2103
01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:07,140
Mercedes.

2104
01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:11,500
What's that?

2105
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:12,300
What's that in front?

2106
01:35:13,300 --> 01:35:13,740
Bachmeier.

2107
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:16,800
Got a German lad driving a Bachmeier in front.

2108
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:18,680
It's not a Merc, no?

2109
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:22,900
Is that a fucking Porsche?

2110
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:27,400
BMW.

2111
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:30,440
Get the fuck.

2112
01:35:30,700 --> 01:35:32,540
Oh, I fucking goosed it.

2113
01:35:36,380 --> 01:35:37,300
Is it a Z1?

2114
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:39,220
BMW Z1?

2115
01:35:40,220 --> 01:35:41,100
I don't know.

2116
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:43,660
But he's trying me at this stage.

2117
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:48,340
As we come hard and fast into the spooking cruiser.

2118
01:35:49,380 --> 01:35:50,520
The Michael Schumacher Turnpike.

2119
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:51,160
The Michael Schumacher Turnpike.

2120
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:54,520
Featuring the late, great James Gandolfini.

2121
01:35:56,220 --> 01:35:57,020
On sax.

2122
01:35:59,860 --> 01:36:01,380
Break hard and fast.

2123
01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:05,760
Don't let him go into the Schweden cruise thinking he's the big man.

2124
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:07,660
You want to be tailgating him.

2125
01:36:07,660 --> 01:36:07,960
You want to be tailgaging him.

2126
01:36:08,460 --> 01:36:12,860
And making sure that he can smell the burning rubber off your bridge stones.

2127
01:36:13,620 --> 01:36:17,660
As you rim the apex on the outskirts.

2128
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:21,160
It's not too hard to do once you've had a few practice sessions.

2129
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:27,260
But Bachmeier's really taking it to the edge here.

2130
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:29,060
I need to catch up fast.

2131
01:36:30,420 --> 01:36:31,120
And look at this.

2132
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:33,280
He wasn't expecting that.

2133
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,060
Do you know who I am, Bachmeier?

2134
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,420
Do you know who I am?

2135
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:39,820
No!

2136
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:48,460
Fucking Bachmeier's trying to get in!

2137
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:49,800
He's trying to get in!

2138
01:36:50,420 --> 01:36:51,300
No you don't!

2139
01:36:57,300 --> 01:36:58,500
Gold Bachmeier!

2140
01:36:59,740 --> 01:37:00,720
Yeah, Bachmeier!

2141
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,520
Yeah, Bacchus!

2142
01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:09,360
Looks like you ate gravel back there, dude.

2143
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,140
A Bachmeier there, man.

2144
01:37:12,620 --> 01:37:13,900
See you in the pit shack.

2145
01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:15,280
For some goose.

2146
01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:17,220
That's if you make it there.

2147
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:27,280
Connor!

2148
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:28,720
Millions!

2149
01:37:29,380 --> 01:37:33,140
Let's light it out and away we go here for the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on Network 2.

2150
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:34,600
Lewis Hamilton gets away quick.

2151
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,300
Vershap on, following him back.

2152
01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:40,240
Jean-Claire trying to sneak in behind Vershap on like a little sneak thief.

2153
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:42,940
DHL, dedicated hardliners.

2154
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,100
Rolex as well.

2155
01:37:45,220 --> 01:37:46,660
Great sponsor, great watch.

2156
01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:50,420
A lot of wasted space out there in the blue parts of the track.

2157
01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:52,920
This is just what life is like here out in the Emirates.

2158
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:53,800
Very warm.

2159
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:55,960
It's very, very nouveau riche.

2160
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,600
There's a lot of money to be made.

2161
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:58,500
There's a lot of money to be made.

2162
01:37:58,500 --> 01:38:04,900
And a lot of power as well as we saw from the Jamal Khashoggi thing.

2163
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,180
Which I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about.

2164
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:15,240
But look, let's just say you want to watch your tongue out in these sand dunes.

2165
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:18,520
Let's have a look there at Pierre Gasly's replay situation.

2166
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:20,740
A few spars flying there after the rubbers.

2167
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:27,480
He was rubbing rubber hard and fast, lucidly, into the BWT.

2168
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:32,060
Oh, somebody's spoil pipe went twinkie twankie twoo-too,

2169
01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:37,600
and he's going to have to get that fucking lubricated back at the blowbang pit stop shit slapper.

2170
01:38:38,100 --> 01:38:41,560
Meanwhile, Perez and Bottars are playing hide-and-seek

2171
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:46,020
just outside the Peeflynn Expressway hairpin fan-dab-a-doozer.

2172
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:50,100
Lap 13 now as someone slips in sensually and romantically into the pit shack

2173
01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:55,720
to get a brand new set of balloons rammed onto their carbon fiber blast chassis.

2174
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,820
Here's another one.

2175
01:38:59,220 --> 01:39:00,400
These guys love their rubber.

2176
01:39:00,820 --> 01:39:02,160
They were born to balloon.

2177
01:39:02,480 --> 01:39:05,780
Italian stallion Ferrari here taking a little bit too long in the pit shack.

2178
01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:07,360
Something's gone wrong there.

2179
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:11,300
Someone's going to get a bollocking as he heads back out onto the Arabian freeway.

2180
01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:16,100
And as we can see from the replay there, one of the balloon boys got their ratchet stuck on a nut.

2181
01:39:16,860 --> 01:39:19,000
Smokey and the bandit had to drive away.

2182
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:19,560
Connor!

2183
01:39:20,280 --> 01:39:20,720
William!

2184
01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:24,040
It's almost six o'clock.

2185
01:39:26,520 --> 01:39:33,340
Shout out there to whoever mentioned that there's a new Jordan Peterson movie called The Rise of Peterson.

2186
01:39:34,480 --> 01:39:34,880
Liam!

2187
01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:36,020
I haven't seen it.

2188
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:36,760
Didn't know that.

2189
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:45,340
Which is strange because as a DOP by trade, yeah, as well as being former senior sales executive in Mercedes Ireland.

2190
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,280
Award winning.

2191
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:56,580
I did venture on to become an award winning director, editor, movie maker and actor.

2192
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,420
Just all of the above producer.

2193
01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:09,860
You'll know from previous streams that I did principal photography on The Phantom Thread.

2194
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:16,280
Which was the last Daniel Day movie which was shot out in Kleiner Scheidegg.

2195
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:18,940
Just those bits I did that.

2196
01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:20,520
I got sacked.

2197
01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:24,440
I can't remember what I got sacked for exactly.

2198
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:35,980
I think I was bossing Daniel Day-Lewis around too much.

2199
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:40,200
I told him to change his scarf.

2200
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:46,460
And to fucking speak like a normal person off camera.

2201
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:49,800
Because he was doing all this method stuff and...

2202
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:56,820
I said, look, Daniel, leave it on the fucking camera, man.

2203
01:40:57,420 --> 01:40:59,180
Talk to me mano a mano here.

2204
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,300
Do you want to go for a couple of high nose?

2205
01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:04,140
And watch the fucking rugby.

2206
01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,160
He said, no, he's not into that.

2207
01:41:06,220 --> 01:41:06,820
He's learning lines.

2208
01:41:06,860 --> 01:41:07,800
He said, I'm learning lines.

2209
01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:09,160
I'm very busy.

2210
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:10,820
Man, like, you know.

2211
01:41:11,740 --> 01:41:13,860
And I said, what do you have out, man?

2212
01:41:13,940 --> 01:41:14,920
Fucking drop the act.

2213
01:41:15,620 --> 01:41:17,340
You don't have to be like that in reality.

2214
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:20,840
You don't have to be like fucking dryshed in reality, Dan.

2215
01:41:22,220 --> 01:41:23,620
He said, don't call me Dan.

2216
01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:26,400
I said, I'll call you whatever the fuck I want.

2217
01:41:26,720 --> 01:41:30,460
And at that moment, I was back to Dublin.

2218
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:32,800
I said, hey, Gavin!

2219
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:36,540
Who I had working as a runner for me at the time.

2220
01:41:36,620 --> 01:41:37,140
I said, Gavin!

2221
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,740
Stick those cameras in the fucking bag in the van.

2222
01:41:40,820 --> 01:41:41,320
We're off.

2223
01:41:41,940 --> 01:41:42,800
And do it now.

2224
01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:45,320
Otherwise, I won't hire you again, all right?

2225
01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:48,180
And he's a great guy, Gavin.

2226
01:41:48,300 --> 01:41:49,060
Real good worker.

2227
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:50,960
He's still with me now, like, you know.

2228
01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:56,220
And I think it was Anderson who made that movie.

2229
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:02,120
See, I don't even remember because I just...

2230
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:04,780
Once the job's done, I'm off.

2231
01:42:04,820 --> 01:42:05,280
I'm gone.

2232
01:42:05,480 --> 01:42:07,040
Unless it's my baby, you know.

2233
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:11,420
Unless it's my own movie that I've made.

2234
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:16,180
I'm not going to fucking waste time worrying about the fact that I missed out on an Oscar.

2235
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:17,760
With the Phantom Fred.

2236
01:42:17,900 --> 01:42:18,520
It did get...

2237
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:19,100
Did it get...

2238
01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:20,440
What was the Oscar?

2239
01:42:20,520 --> 01:42:21,440
It didn't even get...

2240
01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:23,400
This is why I wasn't working on it.

2241
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:27,480
It didn't win an Oscar for Best Picture or Cinematography or Direction.

2242
01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:32,520
It won an Oscar for Best Fucking Wardrobe or something.

2243
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:37,680
It's almost six o'clock.

2244
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:42,540
Why, who wants one of those in the cabinet?

2245
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:43,260
Do you know what I mean?

2246
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:45,820
I've got a gold from the ring.

2247
01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:48,820
Backmire eating gravel.

2248
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:54,380
You've got to go away to come back, Meyer.

2249
01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:05,680
Greta Thunberg.

2250
01:43:05,780 --> 01:43:06,500
Thanks very much.

2251
01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:08,800
Sorry, turn the tunes up.

2252
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:11,080
There we go.

2253
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:12,260
That's nice.

2254
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:13,340
That's nice.

2255
01:43:13,820 --> 01:43:14,140
Yeah.

2256
01:43:14,380 --> 01:43:14,700
Yeah.

2257
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:15,500
That's nice.

2258
01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:16,620
Sunday Cup.

2259
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:18,840
Great goose.

2260
01:43:19,180 --> 01:43:19,900
In the morning.

2261
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:20,960
Great goose.

2262
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:22,000
At night.

2263
01:43:22,460 --> 01:43:23,220
After hours.

2264
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:24,220
When it's bright.

2265
01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:25,280
When it's dark.

2266
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:26,360
When it's light.

2267
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:27,440
Great goose.

2268
01:43:27,780 --> 01:43:28,500
You'll be alright.

2269
01:43:28,940 --> 01:43:29,700
Get onto Zurich.

2270
01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:34,060
Get onto Zurich.

2271
01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:36,100
I think you should.

2272
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,120
It's almost six o'clock.

2273
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:43,320
Big fan of the stream, Connor.

2274
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:46,240
Jesus Christ, could you drive an electric car?

2275
01:43:47,960 --> 01:43:50,700
I think you'll find I've done a lot for this environment.

2276
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:51,720
Says Greta.

2277
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:53,320
Failing that.

2278
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:54,620
Failing that.

2279
01:43:55,260 --> 01:43:58,220
Can you play us your king of the castle tune?

2280
01:43:58,960 --> 01:43:59,700
I will indeed.

2281
01:44:00,540 --> 01:44:01,780
Because you asked so nicely.

2282
01:44:02,980 --> 01:44:04,000
If I've got it here now.

2283
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:08,360
And it looks like we don't have it.

2284
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:10,760
Technical gremlins, guys.

2285
01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:13,360
We do have this.

2286
01:44:13,980 --> 01:44:15,260
Hopefully this will suffice.

2287
01:44:15,260 --> 01:44:18,280
It's almost six o'clock.

2288
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:18,280
It's almost six o'clock.

2289
01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:20,680
San Pellegrino.

2290
01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:22,880
You're almost 38.

2291
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:24,180
Allianz.

2292
01:44:24,340 --> 01:44:25,540
Ivan Yates.

2293
01:44:25,900 --> 01:44:27,380
You're almost 38.

2294
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:28,920
Network 2.

2295
01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:30,480
Darkies.

2296
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:31,520
Network 2.

2297
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:32,440
Killiney.

2298
01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:34,180
What are you at?

2299
01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:35,120
Kill McCood.

2300
01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:36,640
Have you got a pension yet?

2301
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:37,600
Sandy Furt.

2302
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:38,880
Have you got a fucking plan?

2303
01:44:39,420 --> 01:44:40,740
Watch your five-year plan.

2304
01:44:40,980 --> 01:44:42,880
Where are you working now?

2305
01:44:42,980 --> 01:44:43,620
Seapoint.

2306
01:44:43,880 --> 01:44:44,560
Jabba Jab.

2307
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:45,560
Blackrock.

2308
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:46,840
Where are you working now?

2309
01:44:47,020 --> 01:44:48,120
For C days.

2310
01:44:48,820 --> 01:44:50,360
Please tell me you're working now.

2311
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:52,080
Please tell me you're working.

2312
01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:54,580
Gotta keep the money coming in.

2313
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,000
Second holiday home.

2314
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:58,180
Sorry there.

2315
01:44:58,740 --> 01:44:59,680
Johnny Eggman.

2316
01:45:00,480 --> 01:45:01,000
You stop.

2317
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:02,200
Body in the boot.

2318
01:45:02,660 --> 01:45:03,820
Body in the boot.

2319
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:04,860
Today F out.

2320
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:07,440
Range Rover.

2321
01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:09,260
I'm driving to the mountains.

2322
01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:10,200
Mountains.

2323
01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:11,120
Mountains.

2324
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:12,160
Zurich.

2325
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:12,860
Mountains.

2326
01:45:13,300 --> 01:45:13,720
Mountains.

2327
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:17,940
Johnny Ronotnik there.

2328
01:45:19,100 --> 01:45:20,700
Welcome to the stream, everyone.

2329
01:45:20,860 --> 01:45:27,940
If you missed the beginning, we were celebrating the coup de tat of the business world, which

2330
01:45:27,940 --> 01:45:32,360
was that of Johnny Ronotnik's fucking planning permission.

2331
01:45:33,180 --> 01:45:39,200
Bored Planola have given Ronotnik free reign to fucking spruce up the Docklands.

2332
01:45:39,660 --> 01:45:41,160
It's going to go really tidily.

2333
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:42,180
It's going to go really tidily, I imagine.

2334
01:45:43,140 --> 01:45:44,880
And it's going to happen fast and hard.

2335
01:45:45,940 --> 01:46:01,220
As we can see here, Ronan GRE and its partners, Colony Capital, are in the process of selecting a buyer from the Spencer Place residential scheme on Network 2.

2336
01:46:02,220 --> 01:46:03,220
Having invited a number of institutional investors.

2337
01:46:03,220 --> 01:46:17,560
Having invited a number of institutional investors to acquire the portfolio by way of a forward funding deal at a guide price in excess of 250 million euro.

2338
01:46:17,560 --> 01:46:28,500
welcoming on board Planola's approval of its application for the additional residential units at Spencer Place.

2339
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:42,860
A spokesman for Johnny Ronotnik said, this is an example of the progressive approach to planning and land use we have been advocating for in Dublin.

2340
01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:48,980
And which we will have consistently urged Dublin City Council to adopt.

2341
01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:51,180
There was no will in that, sorry.

2342
01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:52,640
I'm just too excited.

2343
01:46:53,440 --> 01:47:05,720
Permitting height and density in appropriate locations such as Spencer Place is in line with the government policy as set out in the urban development and building height guidelines.

2344
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:08,160
It's also the right thing to do.

2345
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:14,160
For those who live and work in Dublin and who don't want to accept suburban sprawl.

2346
01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:21,740
Traffic congestion and lengthy commutes as the norm.

2347
01:47:23,240 --> 01:47:24,640
Absolutely insane.

2348
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:30,780
That headline again, Ronan gets go ahead for apartments in Docklands.

2349
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:35,920
Just one of the many amazing headers in the business section of the Times, the IT.

2350
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:44,960
Let's have a look here.

2351
01:47:54,960 --> 01:48:04,080
Amazing stuff there about the largest building in the country sold to some South Korean lads.

2352
01:48:04,080 --> 01:48:18,220
Ireland's largest building sold to South Korean investors.

2353
01:48:18,220 --> 01:48:37,200
It's almost six o'clock.

2354
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:37,220
It's almost six o'clock.

2355
01:48:37,220 --> 01:48:40,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2356
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:41,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2357
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:42,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2358
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:43,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2359
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:44,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2360
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:45,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2361
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:46,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2362
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:46,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2363
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:47,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2364
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:48,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2365
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:49,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2366
01:48:49,880 --> 01:48:50,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2367
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:51,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2368
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:52,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2369
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:53,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2370
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:54,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2371
01:48:54,880 --> 01:48:55,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2372
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:56,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2373
01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:57,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2374
01:48:57,880 --> 01:48:58,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2375
01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2376
01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:00,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2377
01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:01,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2378
01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:02,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2379
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:03,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2380
01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:04,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2381
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:05,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2382
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:06,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2383
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:07,880
It's almost six o'clock.

2384
01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:09,880
Merry Christmas.

2385
01:49:09,880 --> 01:49:10,880
Merry Christmas.

2386
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:11,880
Merry Christmas.

2387
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,880
Merry Christmas.

2388
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:13,880
Merry Christmas.

2389
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:43,860
Thank you.

2390
01:49:43,860 --> 01:50:13,840
Thank you.

2391
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:34,840
Thanks very much, Steph. Hope you're well. Hope you're enjoying watching the Sunday Cup Christmas edition 2019 on Network 2. Brought to you by Grey Goose in association with Zurich.

2392
01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:47,240
It's almost 6 o'clock. It's almost 6 o'clock. Burnip, thank you very much, bud. Hope you're well.

2393
01:50:56,840 --> 01:51:09,700
So I'm trying to read your messages here, which I'm catching up on. Steph, you say your last tip disappeared. You didn't. You've gone again, so I'll give you... I'll fucking put it in and send it back.

2394
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:22,580
And I missed that one. Fucking hell, I'm sorry about this, guys. Technical Gremolados. Samantha, thank you very much. Merry Christmas. And a happy, happy...

2395
01:51:22,580 --> 01:51:24,920
It's almost 6 o'clock.

2396
01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:34,060
Zurich New Year. Same to you, Anguished Panda. Same to you. Thank you very much.

2397
01:51:36,380 --> 01:51:42,440
Have a Wes Medico Christmas and a Yeti New Year. Thank you very much.

2398
01:51:43,320 --> 01:51:54,460
It's almost 6 o'clock. Nicky the Godfather, louder. I feel you. I feel your presence with me on this run.

2399
01:51:55,320 --> 01:51:57,380
Which I think we're going to do really well on.

2400
01:52:00,820 --> 01:52:09,560
You say Nicky, I say louder. You say Nicky again at a higher volume, I say louder.

2401
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,580
Berlin Ocelot, thanks so much, bud.

2402
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:16,960
Hopefully you're kicking it nice and coolly over there in Berlino.

2403
01:52:17,960 --> 01:52:21,420
Say hello to all my DJ friends out there.

2404
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:26,020
And also, all my Mercedes driver club.

2405
01:52:28,220 --> 01:52:28,380
Hombres.

2406
01:52:29,660 --> 01:52:31,600
They're probably nosebeering it up.

2407
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,180
Thank you very much, nosebeers.

2408
01:52:34,700 --> 01:52:35,060
Burnip.

2409
01:52:36,220 --> 01:52:37,540
Did I get to you as well?

2410
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:38,360
Burnip.

2411
01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:40,560
Sounds like turnip.

2412
01:52:41,220 --> 01:52:42,860
But with a B instead of a T.

2413
01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:44,180
Thanks very much.

2414
01:52:44,980 --> 01:52:45,780
I hope you're well.

2415
01:52:47,420 --> 01:52:49,220
Me, I'm not doing great at the moment.

2416
01:52:49,540 --> 01:52:50,580
I'm in 10th place.

2417
01:52:51,420 --> 01:52:54,560
Japanese lad called Sinji Watabi is in first.

2418
01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:56,580
Terry John, thank you very much.

2419
01:52:56,740 --> 01:52:57,640
Or Tori John.

2420
01:53:01,860 --> 01:53:04,260
I need to get back to Ginger Joe level.

2421
01:53:07,640 --> 01:53:13,420
So yeah, I got thrown out of the cheese taste-off down at Bag of Street Wines two days ago.

2422
01:53:14,420 --> 01:53:16,240
Moriarty Hardman.

2423
01:53:16,300 --> 01:53:16,880
Thanks very much.

2424
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:19,680
Fucking hell.

2425
01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:21,160
We need to reverse this.

2426
01:53:22,580 --> 01:53:27,060
Got chucked out of there because I started asking for a goose.

2427
01:53:27,780 --> 01:53:29,460
But I wanted the goose.

2428
01:53:31,860 --> 01:53:32,780
Carbon offset.

2429
01:53:32,940 --> 01:53:33,480
Thanks very much.

2430
01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:38,200
Number one, they wouldn't supply me with any more goose.

2431
01:53:38,300 --> 01:53:39,140
It was just wine.

2432
01:53:39,780 --> 01:53:40,240
Wine.

2433
01:53:41,660 --> 01:53:43,740
Or as I say, Ginger Joe.

2434
01:53:45,580 --> 01:53:48,020
17 bottles of Ginger Joe down.

2435
01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:49,100
There's no more.

2436
01:53:49,340 --> 01:53:50,920
So I went over to grab a goose.

2437
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:52,740
Grab the goose.

2438
01:53:53,580 --> 01:53:54,060
Steph.

2439
01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:55,440
Thank you very much, Steph.

2440
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:57,360
I'll send the last one back.

2441
01:53:58,080 --> 01:54:03,700
And I said, where, is there any, what can I drink this out of?

2442
01:54:04,240 --> 01:54:06,040
He said, Connor, we're not going to let you fucking drink it.

2443
01:54:06,080 --> 01:54:07,140
I said, I'll smash the bottle.

2444
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:08,280
He said, okay.

2445
01:54:08,440 --> 01:54:09,320
He gave me a goblet.

2446
01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:11,580
He said, I need something that's better.

2447
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:13,020
A lot more sophisticated than that.

2448
01:54:15,180 --> 01:54:16,340
He said, what do you want, man?

2449
01:54:16,380 --> 01:54:17,020
I haven't got anything.

2450
01:54:17,160 --> 01:54:19,220
I said, get me a glass slipper.

2451
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:22,880
I was gone at that stage.

2452
01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:23,480
I couldn't.

2453
01:54:23,660 --> 01:54:25,180
I wasn't thinking straight.

2454
01:54:25,420 --> 01:54:30,360
In retrospect, that was a pretty out there suggestion.

2455
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:33,580
He said he couldn't get it.

2456
01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:34,520
I wasn't.

2457
01:54:34,740 --> 01:54:35,500
I wasn't.

2458
01:54:35,560 --> 01:54:36,840
That wasn't tallying with me.

2459
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:39,240
So I just got the fucking bottle of goose.

2460
01:54:40,320 --> 01:54:42,620
And walked down out of the shop.

2461
01:54:43,380 --> 01:54:45,520
And smashed every drink that was on.

2462
01:54:45,580 --> 01:54:47,700
Do you know the way they have drinks on shelves in there?

2463
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:51,620
Where else are they going to have them?

2464
01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:52,900
They're not in presses anyway.

2465
01:54:52,900 --> 01:54:54,640
They're right on the edge of the fucking shelves.

2466
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:56,780
With little tags and tassels on them.

2467
01:54:56,780 --> 01:54:57,520
I'm going to tell you what year.

2468
01:54:58,720 --> 01:55:00,740
So these were display bottles.

2469
01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:01,480
Do you know what I mean?

2470
01:55:02,380 --> 01:55:03,380
These weren't just.

2471
01:55:04,580 --> 01:55:06,720
The stuff that they hand out to the customers.

2472
01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:14,400
I fucked this one up royally here.

2473
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:16,580
Which is what I said.

2474
01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:18,680
I'm barred now.

2475
01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:19,640
They won't let me in there.

2476
01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:22,660
So I'll just have to go to O'Brien's Wines.

2477
01:55:22,720 --> 01:55:23,440
Which is grand.

2478
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:26,560
O'Brien's have sorted me out with drone delivered.

2479
01:55:27,440 --> 01:55:28,300
Grey goose.

2480
01:55:29,140 --> 01:55:34,640
They purchased one of these drones that can carry a camera.

2481
01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:37,780
After I suggested to them.

2482
01:55:37,780 --> 01:55:39,740
I would give them a retainer.

2483
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:43,300
Of an undisclosed fee.

2484
01:55:43,380 --> 01:55:45,100
I can't reveal that.

2485
01:55:45,460 --> 01:55:45,720
If.

2486
01:55:46,520 --> 01:55:46,860
They.

2487
01:55:47,220 --> 01:55:49,560
Instead of using a camera on the bottom of the drone.

2488
01:55:49,740 --> 01:55:51,400
They attach it to a case.

2489
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:52,940
A lead lined case.

2490
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:54,940
Of grey goose.

2491
01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:56,320
And deliver that every Monday.

2492
01:55:56,700 --> 01:55:58,400
Every Monday morning to my office.

2493
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:02,300
And they do that.

2494
01:56:02,360 --> 01:56:02,800
And that's great.

2495
01:56:07,500 --> 01:56:08,780
The lead lined case.

2496
01:56:09,140 --> 01:56:10,100
What's that about Connor?

2497
01:56:10,340 --> 01:56:10,600
Well.

2498
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:13,420
The goose that I have sourced.

2499
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:15,420
Actually comes from Pripyat.

2500
01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:18,600
It's irradiated goose.

2501
01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,680
You may think I'm a madman.

2502
01:56:23,680 --> 01:56:25,900
Drinking irradiated alcohol beverages.

2503
01:56:27,380 --> 01:56:29,460
Surely the health implications are.

2504
01:56:30,280 --> 01:56:31,660
Detrimental at best.

2505
01:56:34,180 --> 01:56:35,720
Fucking disastrous at worst.

2506
01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:36,460
And.

2507
01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:39,260
You're going to end up with.

2508
01:56:39,340 --> 01:56:39,560
You know.

2509
01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:41,000
Mutations and all that.

2510
01:56:41,360 --> 01:56:41,700
No.

2511
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:41,940
No.

2512
01:56:42,020 --> 01:56:42,220
No.

2513
01:56:42,260 --> 01:56:43,260
It doesn't work like that.

2514
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:45,440
Because the vodka is so premium.

2515
01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:46,920
So pure.

2516
01:56:47,540 --> 01:56:49,480
That it actually counters.

2517
01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:53,460
Any Geiger.

2518
01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:56,300
So if you get your Geiger out.

2519
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:57,720
Can't count.

2520
01:56:58,160 --> 01:56:58,900
Doesn't click.

2521
01:56:58,900 --> 01:57:02,980
That's the power of the goose.

2522
01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:07,040
And it works wonders for your body as well.

2523
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:13,960
Smirnoff.

2524
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:15,100
Turn off.

2525
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:17,380
Not for me.

2526
01:57:17,960 --> 01:57:18,880
Tried it once.

2527
01:57:19,280 --> 01:57:20,220
Not for me.

2528
01:57:22,020 --> 01:57:22,500
Goose.

2529
01:57:22,500 --> 01:57:22,540
Goose.

2530
01:57:24,060 --> 01:57:25,360
Plenty in the hoose.

2531
01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:29,060
Plenty for Christmas as well.

2532
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,900
Looking forward to a bit of Christmas goosing.

2533
01:57:31,540 --> 01:57:32,540
Goosing around.

2534
01:57:33,080 --> 01:57:34,080
The Christmas tree.

2535
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:35,620
Having a happy.

2536
01:57:36,320 --> 01:57:36,920
Holiday.

2537
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:39,940
Lou dog.

2538
01:57:39,940 --> 01:57:39,940
Lou dog.

2539
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:40,400
Hamilton.

2540
01:57:40,580 --> 01:57:41,840
Is coming around Christmas day.

2541
01:57:43,840 --> 01:57:44,320
Apparently.

2542
01:57:44,500 --> 01:57:45,380
Santa Claus.

2543
01:57:45,440 --> 01:57:47,280
Is going to be bringing him a new nose stud.

2544
01:57:47,540 --> 01:57:48,320
He knows what he.

2545
01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:49,960
No pun intended.

2546
01:57:50,100 --> 01:57:51,800
He knows what he's getting from Santa.

2547
01:57:52,060 --> 01:57:53,540
It's almost six o'clock.

2548
01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:55,460
Ah.

2549
01:57:55,500 --> 01:57:56,420
We fucked that one up.

2550
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:57,260
Ninth place.

2551
01:57:58,560 --> 01:57:59,400
Drone delivery.

2552
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:00,440
Keeps body heat.

2553
01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:01,720
Transference to a minimum.

2554
01:58:01,960 --> 01:58:02,740
Keeping the goose.

2555
01:58:02,820 --> 01:58:03,840
Nice and crispy.

2556
01:58:08,780 --> 01:58:09,180
Finlandia.

2557
01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:10,020
Not too bad.

2558
01:58:10,580 --> 01:58:11,900
The taste of Chernobyl.

2559
01:58:13,360 --> 01:58:15,180
I think I've done a lot for vodka.

2560
01:58:16,540 --> 01:58:16,900
Vodka.

2561
01:58:18,140 --> 01:58:19,580
Fukushima Saki.

2562
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:20,160
Exactly.

2563
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:20,920
Max Darwin.

2564
01:58:21,520 --> 01:58:25,660
That's the name on the street for the beverage.

2565
01:58:25,840 --> 01:58:26,660
Check this out, man.

2566
01:58:26,820 --> 01:58:27,920
Castelous Sweet.

2567
01:58:28,340 --> 01:58:31,940
Mixed by none other than Stefan Pompugnack.

2568
01:58:31,940 --> 01:58:33,940
*laughs*

2569
01:58:33,940 --> 01:58:35,940
*music*

2570
01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:37,940
*music*

2571
01:58:37,940 --> 01:58:39,940
*music*

2572
01:58:39,940 --> 01:59:09,920
I'm going to take a look at the camera.

2573
01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:12,700
If you don't like it, you're trying to love.

2574
01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:16,980
This is actually recommended to me by Lupity Lou Banger.

2575
01:59:17,520 --> 01:59:20,440
Lupity Lou Banger Hamilton recommended this track.

2576
01:59:21,700 --> 01:59:23,280
I think he's singing on it.

2577
01:59:24,380 --> 01:59:31,660
Did you know we actually sang on a Christina Aguilera track?

2578
01:59:33,120 --> 01:59:34,380
I arranged that.

2579
01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:35,360
I sorted it all out.

2580
01:59:35,500 --> 01:59:38,400
I was the PR man, the A&R man.

2581
01:59:38,560 --> 01:59:39,260
I did everything.

2582
01:59:40,440 --> 01:59:42,960
But it didn't credit me on the track.

2583
01:59:43,240 --> 01:59:44,320
But thank God.

2584
01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,980
It turned out rubbish.

2585
01:59:47,100 --> 01:59:48,120
Let's have a look here.

2586
01:59:53,860 --> 01:59:54,420
Hamilton.

2587
01:59:55,220 --> 01:59:56,800
Hamilton the musical.

2588
01:59:57,580 --> 02:00:02,540
I tried my best to get Lewis Hamilton into Hamilton the musical, the stage production as well.

2589
02:00:02,740 --> 02:00:09,620
But we got him through to audition based purely on contact and networking ability alone.

2590
02:00:11,060 --> 02:00:18,840
Unfortunately, his lack of acting nows let him down and he didn't get asked back after.

2591
02:00:19,140 --> 02:00:21,760
Actually, his audition was meant to last three minutes.

2592
02:00:22,820 --> 02:00:25,600
They asked him to finish after 32 seconds.

2593
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:30,920
Christina Aguilera.

2594
02:00:33,920 --> 02:00:34,700
Lewis Hamilton.

2595
02:00:41,260 --> 02:00:41,860
Oh, yeah.

2596
02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:42,560
Lewis Hamilton.

2597
02:00:45,300 --> 02:00:47,180
Going under the moniker X DNA.

2598
02:00:52,180 --> 02:00:54,780
Actually, it starts off great.

2599
02:00:55,540 --> 02:00:58,080
No offense to Lou.

2600
02:00:58,320 --> 02:01:00,000
He has got a great flow.

2601
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:01,880
But it just wasn't the track for him.

2602
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:04,000
I said that to him afterwards.

2603
02:01:04,220 --> 02:01:05,360
But he wasn't listening.

2604
02:01:05,580 --> 02:01:05,880
Like, you know.

2605
02:01:14,060 --> 02:01:15,320
I think the lyrics are.

2606
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:16,320
I think you.

2607
02:01:16,660 --> 02:01:17,740
I really like it.

2608
02:01:17,820 --> 02:01:19,140
When you put the pipe down.

2609
02:01:19,440 --> 02:01:20,220
The pipe down.

2610
02:01:20,220 --> 02:01:48,040
Papa Carlo, thanks very much man.

2611
02:01:48,040 --> 02:02:16,920
Hope you're enjoying the stream. Get ready for some Lewis Hamilton flow juice. Coming up soon man. Fergal thanks very much. I think I've done a lot for Fergal McGivney.

2612
02:02:16,920 --> 02:02:25,920
Did you find a pair of Oakleys in Dun Laoghaire Sailing Club locker rooms? Afraid not man.

2613
02:02:25,920 --> 02:02:32,920
I think you, there was a Helly Hansen jacket in there but no shades.

2614
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:41,920
I'm waiting for you all across town, across town, across town. I wanna celebrate you right now, right now, right now.

2615
02:02:41,920 --> 02:02:50,920
Blue Dog about to drop some shit. After this bit, after this bit. I got the wrong bit.

2616
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:59,920
It's almost just a pop. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric. Thanks very much. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric.

2617
02:02:59,920 --> 02:03:08,920
Thanks very much. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric. Thanks very much. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric.

2618
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:17,920
Thanks very much. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric. Thanks very much. God pops, louded, godsum, the lyric.

2619
02:03:17,920 --> 02:03:31,920
I wanna celebrate you right now, right now, right now. Merry Christmas, Connor, grab a goose on me. Thank you very much, Gandalf.

2620
02:03:31,920 --> 02:03:36,920
Thank you very much. Sorry. Here's Lou Dog.

2621
02:03:36,920 --> 02:03:50,920
Oh, I got a lot of imagination. I like to play the doctor operation. Spread it on the bed like a patient. I'm about to show you domination. Got the nana dripping like a waterfall.

2622
02:03:50,920 --> 02:04:08,540
Oh, no, no, no good. I can eat it. I'm a dive in touch of ocean floor. You already know what you came here for. You know that I'm grown and I'm about it. And I know what to do with your body. Every single time that you drop it. Trust me, I know what to do.

2623
02:04:08,540 --> 02:04:15,260
I'll get out when you put that pipe down. Pipe down. Pipe down. I want to celebrate you right now.

2624
02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:20,360
Look, I have to reevaluate my opinion on the track.

2625
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:25,560
And Lewis Hamilton, if you're out there, you're watching.

2626
02:04:29,080 --> 02:04:30,520
I'm fucking sorry, bud.

2627
02:04:32,920 --> 02:04:35,560
Okay, I'm sorry I dissed it in the initial phase.

2628
02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:37,600
Because on...

2629
02:04:37,600 --> 02:04:41,380
On listening again, it's a banger.

2630
02:04:41,740 --> 02:04:48,020
It's an absolute Zurich, Pellegrino, Mercedes, big bang-a-langer.

2631
02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:50,780
It's fantastic.

2632
02:04:51,580 --> 02:04:53,540
And I don't know why it didn't do better.

2633
02:04:55,760 --> 02:04:56,900
Lap 23 here.

2634
02:04:57,640 --> 02:05:01,320
And there's been a bit of tussling, a bit of hustling, a bit of harrying, a bit of jostling

2635
02:05:01,320 --> 02:05:04,940
on the twists and turns of the Mary Harney Curve Burglar

2636
02:05:04,940 --> 02:05:06,640
on Network 2.

2637
02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:07,520
And just look at that.

2638
02:05:07,620 --> 02:05:08,940
Wheel to wheel, rim to rim.

2639
02:05:09,320 --> 02:05:10,040
Ass to ass.

2640
02:05:10,520 --> 02:05:11,600
Requiem for a dream.

2641
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:13,180
Lap 26.

2642
02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:14,340
We're strapping in the pits.

2643
02:05:14,480 --> 02:05:18,060
Take off my soft rubbers and put on a big hard box of balloons.

2644
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:19,380
He's away he goes.

2645
02:05:19,660 --> 02:05:21,940
The Toro Rosso knows what he's doing.

2646
02:05:21,940 --> 02:05:24,920
In this, the dead of night.

2647
02:05:25,600 --> 02:05:28,840
The race of the Arabian sandstorm.

2648
02:05:29,540 --> 02:05:30,100
Darude.

2649
02:05:30,640 --> 02:05:31,980
Fucking camelbacks.

2650
02:05:32,740 --> 02:05:34,060
Great backpacks, actually.

2651
02:05:34,220 --> 02:05:37,080
You can really get a few liters of cold liquid in there.

2652
02:05:37,180 --> 02:05:38,060
It does stay cool.

2653
02:05:39,020 --> 02:05:41,780
I'm on to the lap once this power is nothing without control.

2654
02:05:42,320 --> 02:05:44,800
I have that written above my bed.

2655
02:05:45,180 --> 02:05:51,180
And I have to say, it really does help me start the day in the most powerful way imaginable.

2656
02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:57,820
Buttharse now, really making headway into the Arabian record books by getting the fastest lap on the last lap there.

2657
02:05:58,040 --> 02:06:00,180
I really don't know how he's doing it, Buttharse.

2658
02:06:00,300 --> 02:06:02,520
You know, he was out last night.

2659
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:06,740
I saw him at Lewis Hamilton's Sky Base.

2660
02:06:07,660 --> 02:06:09,340
Which is a giant blimp.

2661
02:06:10,340 --> 02:06:14,420
Which just hovers above the sands of time out here in the Emirates.

2662
02:06:15,380 --> 02:06:16,300
And we were up there.

2663
02:06:16,920 --> 02:06:18,480
And he was off his chops.

2664
02:06:18,560 --> 02:06:19,280
He was going around.

2665
02:06:19,360 --> 02:06:21,220
He had like a little bag in his hand.

2666
02:06:21,300 --> 02:06:24,480
And he was going around going, does anybody want an Abu Dhabi?

2667
02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:29,260
And, um, yeah, I knew at that stage it was time to leave.

2668
02:06:29,360 --> 02:06:30,840
I was like, look, body.

2669
02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:33,260
You have a race tomorrow, big man.

2670
02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:35,860
Go home and get some rest.

2671
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:37,840
I think that's just what he did.

2672
02:06:37,960 --> 02:06:40,080
And look, it's really paying off dividends at the moment.

2673
02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:47,980
And he's just fucking right up Albon's arse as they enter the Kurt Geiger Dome, lap 46.

2674
02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:52,740
Aboard with Perez now as he slides down the slipstream like a Mexican dreamer.

2675
02:06:53,260 --> 02:06:56,200
DRS ensures liquid bypass of Hulkenberg.

2676
02:06:56,620 --> 02:07:01,460
He'll be left sulking Berg after being done up like the proverbial kipper.

2677
02:07:01,460 --> 02:07:03,000
Wearing a slipper.

2678
02:07:04,200 --> 02:07:05,720
Outside a chipper.

2679
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:10,980
Lighting his cigarettes with a clipper.

2680
02:07:12,840 --> 02:07:16,680
And, uh, closing his own hair in the mirror with a snipper.

2681
02:07:17,060 --> 02:07:17,600
Connor.

2682
02:07:17,600 --> 02:07:22,200
It's almost six o'clock.

2683
02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:31,800
What, we getting ninth?

2684
02:07:35,640 --> 02:07:36,600
Ninth place.

2685
02:07:40,600 --> 02:07:47,080
Steven S., thank you very much, bud.

2686
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:51,040
Merry Christmas.

2687
02:07:53,080 --> 02:07:54,500
This race is for you.

2688
02:07:54,580 --> 02:07:55,840
I'm going to go gold on this one.

2689
02:07:57,140 --> 02:07:58,640
And we're going to listen to Pipe Down.

2690
02:07:58,640 --> 02:07:58,920
Pipe Down.

2691
02:07:58,920 --> 02:08:28,900
Thank you.

2692
02:08:28,900 --> 02:08:58,880
Thank you.

2693
02:08:58,880 --> 02:09:00,880
Thank you.

2694
02:09:00,880 --> 02:09:02,880
Thank you.

2695
02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:04,880
Thank you.

2696
02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:06,880
Thank you.

2697
02:09:06,880 --> 02:09:08,880
Thank you.

2698
02:09:08,880 --> 02:09:14,820
She needs receipts

2699
02:09:14,820 --> 02:09:21,460
It's very steamy

2700
02:09:21,460 --> 02:09:25,140
She wants receipts

2701
02:09:25,140 --> 02:09:26,140
For all the stuff

2702
02:09:26,140 --> 02:09:31,360
That she said he was gonna do last week

2703
02:09:31,360 --> 02:09:38,140
It's very trashy

2704
02:09:38,140 --> 02:09:41,200
But it's what the market wants

2705
02:09:41,200 --> 02:09:42,560
And that's what I was telling

2706
02:09:42,560 --> 02:09:45,340
Multiple clients

2707
02:09:45,340 --> 02:09:49,900
Pretty much over the past 10 years, 15 years

2708
02:09:49,900 --> 02:09:55,160
You know

2709
02:09:55,160 --> 02:09:59,620
Sticking to your taste is not gonna

2710
02:09:59,620 --> 02:10:02,180
Yield a good income

2711
02:10:02,180 --> 02:10:03,260
I was telling people that

2712
02:10:03,260 --> 02:10:06,180
You gotta appeal to the masses

2713
02:10:06,180 --> 02:10:08,660
And that's where Tamagotchi

2714
02:10:08,660 --> 02:10:10,860
Sadly failed

2715
02:10:10,860 --> 02:10:13,280
They tried to relaunch

2716
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:15,480
Their cyber pets

2717
02:10:15,480 --> 02:10:16,420
Into the

2718
02:10:16,420 --> 02:10:18,340
A market

2719
02:10:18,340 --> 02:10:20,620
Which had moved on dramatically

2720
02:10:20,620 --> 02:10:23,020
From LCD displays

2721
02:10:23,020 --> 02:10:24,900
You gotta remember Tamagotchi

2722
02:10:24,900 --> 02:10:26,560
Before they could have

2723
02:10:26,560 --> 02:10:28,800
An OLED in your hand

2724
02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:33,060
Curved

2725
02:10:33,060 --> 02:10:37,540
4K resolution in your hand

2726
02:10:37,540 --> 02:10:51,640
Blue dog

2727
02:10:51,640 --> 02:10:53,720
Dropping in a hot

2728
02:10:53,720 --> 02:10:57,680
Spread it on the bed like a patient

2729
02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:00,480
He's gonna show you domination

2730
02:11:00,480 --> 02:11:05,540
Dripping like a waterfall

2731
02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:05,540
Dripping like a waterfall

2732
02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:18,220
Wasabi

2733
02:11:18,220 --> 02:11:20,220
I like wasabi

2734
02:11:20,220 --> 02:11:26,820
She really likes it when you put the pipe down

2735
02:11:26,820 --> 02:11:26,820
She really likes it when you put the pipe down

2736
02:11:26,820 --> 02:11:38,900
Fuck

2737
02:11:38,900 --> 02:11:48,040
We've gone

2738
02:11:48,040 --> 02:11:48,520
It's

2739
02:11:48,520 --> 02:11:51,280
And now we've crashed

2740
02:11:51,280 --> 02:11:58,460
Fuckin' Watabi from Japan put the pipe down

2741
02:11:58,460 --> 02:12:00,820
There's no coming back from this is there?

2742
02:12:01,440 --> 02:12:02,620
Unless it's a restart

2743
02:12:02,620 --> 02:12:05,460
Too many

2744
02:12:05,460 --> 02:12:08,600
We'll get third

2745
02:12:08,600 --> 02:12:10,420
We'll get the Sunday cup

2746
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:11,720
We'll get the Sunday cup

2747
02:12:11,720 --> 02:12:11,920
And

2748
02:12:11,920 --> 02:12:15,100
Before bed

2749
02:12:15,100 --> 02:12:22,140
Bit of in-game audio for ya

2750
02:12:22,140 --> 02:12:29,760
Yeah I'd really like to

2751
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:33,480
Know what your thoughts and opinions on

2752
02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:36,040
Pipe by Christina Aguilera are

2753
02:12:36,040 --> 02:12:38,020
I mean

2754
02:12:38,020 --> 02:12:40,040
Where do you think it could have done better?

2755
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:42,220
Could it have done better?

2756
02:12:43,020 --> 02:12:44,980
Should they have just scrapped the project?

2757
02:12:46,240 --> 02:12:47,620
And what of Lewis Hamilton?

2758
02:12:47,620 --> 02:12:53,700
Something about

2759
02:12:53,700 --> 02:12:55,600
Very uh

2760
02:12:55,600 --> 02:12:58,660
Very lurid

2761
02:12:58,660 --> 02:12:59,480
Lewid

2762
02:12:59,480 --> 02:13:00,540
Lyrics as well

2763
02:13:00,540 --> 02:13:02,060
Lyrical content

2764
02:13:02,060 --> 02:13:12,940
Good luck

2765
02:13:12,940 --> 02:13:13,900
See you later

2766
02:13:13,900 --> 02:13:19,980
Nice

2767
02:13:19,980 --> 02:13:23,380
Bit of hustling and harrying here

2768
02:13:23,380 --> 02:13:34,100
Car was gasping for a change of gear

2769
02:13:34,100 --> 02:13:39,460
And off into the side storm we go

2770
02:13:39,460 --> 02:13:40,980
Nearly in the pit lane

2771
02:13:40,980 --> 02:13:44,360
Looking like a real bad race here for Connor Williams

2772
02:13:44,360 --> 02:13:46,040
Gonna have to retry that one

2773
02:13:46,040 --> 02:13:47,160
Start again from the beginning

2774
02:13:47,160 --> 02:13:51,460
On network two

2775
02:13:51,460 --> 02:14:03,040
Junes

2776
02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:05,880
No

2777
02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:09,200
Hold on a second

2778
02:14:09,200 --> 02:14:12,100
Fucking Ludo playing the guitar

2779
02:14:12,100 --> 02:14:26,800
Such a messer

2780
02:14:26,800 --> 02:14:45,760
Beautiful Junes

2781
02:14:45,760 --> 02:14:47,760
Played by Lou

2782
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:49,360
Loupity Lou

2783
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:51,640
Beautiful Junes

2784
02:14:51,640 --> 02:14:55,020
Played by Loupity Loupity Lou

2785
02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:58,020
Beautiful Junes

2786
02:14:58,020 --> 02:15:02,020
Played by Loupity E

2787
02:15:02,020 --> 02:15:03,020
So sound

2788
02:15:03,020 --> 02:15:06,080
Great stuff man

2789
02:15:06,080 --> 02:15:10,120
It's almost six o'clock

2790
02:15:10,120 --> 02:15:18,740
Fucking hell

2791
02:15:18,740 --> 02:15:20,480
That was

2792
02:15:20,480 --> 02:15:20,480
That was

2793
02:15:20,480 --> 02:15:20,480
That was

2794
02:15:20,480 --> 02:15:20,800
That was

2795
02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:20,800
That was

2796
02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:21,800
That was

2797
02:15:21,800 --> 02:15:23,800
That was

2798
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:23,800
That was

2799
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:23,800
That was

2800
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:24,240
That was

2801
02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2802
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2803
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2804
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2805
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2806
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2807
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2808
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2809
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2810
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2811
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2812
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2813
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2814
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2815
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2816
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2817
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2818
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2819
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2820
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2821
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2822
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:24,320
That was

2823
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:25,320
That was

2824
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:25,900
That was just begun

2825
02:15:25,900 --> 02:15:26,120
Baby

2826
02:15:26,120 --> 02:15:27,000
You and me now

2827
02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:28,000
You and me now

2828
02:15:28,000 --> 02:15:31,480
It's the last restart of this race

2829
02:15:31,480 --> 02:15:33,360
We're coming away with a gold trophy

2830
02:15:33,360 --> 02:15:35,160
And that's that

2831
02:15:35,160 --> 02:15:39,280
And sometimes

2832
02:15:39,280 --> 02:15:44,300
That's just how you got to approach life

2833
02:15:44,300 --> 02:15:48,260
The right mindset can change everything

2834
02:15:48,260 --> 02:15:49,800
See this

2835
02:15:49,800 --> 02:15:51,780
Pure fuck up

2836
02:15:51,780 --> 02:15:54,460
But my mindset is that of

2837
02:15:54,460 --> 02:15:56,400
I'm just gonna come out of this with the gold

2838
02:15:56,400 --> 02:15:58,940
Nothing's gonna stop me

2839
02:15:58,940 --> 02:16:00,060
No knocks

2840
02:16:00,060 --> 02:16:02,420
No shunts or bumps

2841
02:16:02,420 --> 02:16:06,380
If I get knocked down

2842
02:16:06,380 --> 02:16:07,740
I'll pick myself back up

2843
02:16:07,740 --> 02:16:08,860
And get back in the race

2844
02:16:08,860 --> 02:16:11,640
Because what else is there

2845
02:16:11,640 --> 02:16:13,420
Other than the race

2846
02:16:13,420 --> 02:16:15,420
The rat race

2847
02:16:15,420 --> 02:16:17,300
The nine to five

2848
02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:19,320
The thrill of the deal

2849
02:16:19,320 --> 02:16:22,420
The fucking seduction

2850
02:16:22,420 --> 02:16:23,700
Of the sale

2851
02:16:23,700 --> 02:16:28,460
The drive

2852
02:16:28,460 --> 02:16:29,340
The graft

2853
02:16:29,340 --> 02:16:30,660
The determination

2854
02:16:30,660 --> 02:16:32,360
Mercedes

2855
02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:37,720
Overtime

2856
02:16:37,720 --> 02:16:42,740
This is it

2857
02:16:42,740 --> 02:16:43,680
It's looking good

2858
02:16:43,680 --> 02:16:45,540
What were we going for though?

2859
02:16:45,600 --> 02:16:47,280
We need tunes just to make sure we win

2860
02:16:47,280 --> 02:16:47,720
Because

2861
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:50,800
The tunes make it the man

2862
02:16:50,800 --> 02:16:52,140
Tunes

2863
02:16:52,140 --> 02:16:53,840
It's almost six o'clock

2864
02:16:53,840 --> 02:16:58,600
Any suggestions for the tunage?

2865
02:17:00,140 --> 02:17:00,980
Choo choo ma goo goo

2866
02:17:00,980 --> 02:17:04,240
Thanks very much

2867
02:17:04,240 --> 02:17:05,140
Nicky Chowdash

2868
02:17:05,140 --> 02:17:05,660
Larkin

2869
02:17:05,660 --> 02:17:06,720
Stephen S

2870
02:17:06,720 --> 02:17:08,260
Sarah and James

2871
02:17:08,260 --> 02:17:09,300
Greta

2872
02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:10,680
Nurberg

2873
02:17:10,680 --> 02:17:11,360
Thank you very much

2874
02:17:11,360 --> 02:17:14,500
Pipe down again

2875
02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:16,720
Cheeky girls

2876
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:17,500
Chumba womba

2877
02:17:17,500 --> 02:17:33,880
They're very middle of the road suggestions

2878
02:17:33,880 --> 02:17:37,820
I'm not

2879
02:17:37,820 --> 02:17:41,560
Not having a go or anything like that

2880
02:17:41,560 --> 02:17:48,200
I think we have to go back again

2881
02:17:48,200 --> 02:17:53,340
And let the algorithm do the dealing

2882
02:17:53,340 --> 02:17:56,720
Carl Meyer

2883
02:17:56,720 --> 02:17:57,740
Okay what's that?

2884
02:17:58,460 --> 02:18:00,140
You've put my name in so

2885
02:18:00,140 --> 02:18:00,140
You've put my name in so

2886
02:18:00,140 --> 02:18:03,360
Or you've put the owner of the channel's name in

2887
02:18:03,360 --> 02:18:05,420
To get the attention

2888
02:18:05,420 --> 02:18:08,180
And you got it

2889
02:18:08,180 --> 02:18:09,460
So here we go

2890
02:18:09,460 --> 02:18:16,460
Oh, come on.

2891
02:18:16,460 --> 02:18:23,460
Come on.

2892
02:18:23,460 --> 02:18:34,460
Channel 2 Roundup show with me, Mikhail, and a guest originally from Chicago but now living in Berlin.

2893
02:18:42,460 --> 02:18:48,460
Slowly coming in, "N-Cypher" and "D-Cypher" by Wagner and Baumann.

2894
02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:58,460
Oh my god, just came out on Ostriotone. I think it's the best album. This year on Ostriotone by Sam Barker and Andy Baumann.

2895
02:18:58,460 --> 02:19:03,460
You should definitely grab it. It's a beautiful piece of music.

2896
02:19:11,460 --> 02:19:15,460
It's good, it's good, it's good. It's just, it's too deep.

2897
02:19:15,460 --> 02:19:20,460
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

2898
02:19:20,460 --> 02:19:21,460
Hang on.

2899
02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:26,460
*music*

2900
02:19:26,460 --> 02:19:30,460
*music*

2901
02:19:30,460 --> 02:19:32,460
*music*

2902
02:19:32,460 --> 02:19:36,460
*music*

2903
02:19:36,460 --> 02:19:52,460
*music*

2904
02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:56,460
*music*

2905
02:19:56,460 --> 02:20:12,460
*music*

2906
02:20:12,460 --> 02:20:16,460
*music*

2907
02:20:16,460 --> 02:20:18,460
*music*

2908
02:20:18,460 --> 02:20:33,680
*Bilbert's voice*

2909
02:20:33,680 --> 02:20:34,940
*Bilbert's voice*

2910
02:20:34,940 --> 02:20:38,440
So I would say, what are the processes?

2911
02:20:38,440 --> 02:20:39,520
Well, I think...

2912
02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:42,520
What I've recommended to people is...

2913
02:20:42,520 --> 02:20:44,880
Clean up your room.

2914
02:20:44,880 --> 02:20:46,880
*crying*

2915
02:20:46,880 --> 02:20:48,880
*crying*

2916
02:20:48,880 --> 02:20:50,880
*crying*

2917
02:20:50,880 --> 02:20:52,880
*crying*

2918
02:20:52,880 --> 02:20:54,880
*Crying*

2919
02:20:54,880 --> 02:20:56,880
*Crying*

2920
02:20:56,880 --> 02:20:58,880
*Crying*

2921
02:20:58,880 --> 02:21:00,880
*Crying*

2922
02:21:00,880 --> 02:21:01,880
Clean up your room.

2923
02:21:01,880 --> 02:21:03,880
*Crying*

2924
02:21:03,880 --> 02:21:04,880
Clean up your room.

2925
02:21:04,880 --> 02:21:05,880
*Crying*

2926
02:21:05,880 --> 02:21:06,880
Clean up your room.

2927
02:21:06,880 --> 02:21:07,880
*Crying*

2928
02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:09,880
Then you'll know what to do next.

2929
02:21:09,880 --> 02:21:13,880
See if you can stop saying things you know to be lies.

2930
02:21:13,880 --> 02:21:16,880
That's not the same as telling the truth.

2931
02:21:16,880 --> 02:21:21,880
You don't get to do that to begin with because you're not good enough at it to even attempt it in some sense.

2932
02:21:21,880 --> 02:21:26,880
But everyone can stop saying things they know to be falsehoods.

2933
02:21:26,880 --> 02:21:30,880
Stop saying things that violate your conscience.

2934
02:21:30,880 --> 02:21:32,880
Here's another idea.

2935
02:21:32,880 --> 02:21:35,880
Stop saying and doing things that make you feel weak.

2936
02:21:35,880 --> 02:21:37,880
All you have to do is pay attention to that.

2937
02:21:37,880 --> 02:21:40,880
Some things you do will make you feel disintegrated.

2938
02:21:40,880 --> 02:21:42,880
It's a physiological sensation.

2939
02:21:42,880 --> 02:21:46,880
Some things improve your integrity and some things disintegrate you.

2940
02:21:46,880 --> 02:21:51,880
The things that disintegrate you, you often do to impress other people.

2941
02:21:51,880 --> 02:21:54,880
You're escaping what you know to be your moral obligation.

2942
02:21:54,880 --> 02:21:58,880
And your moral obligation stems naturally from your aim.

2943
02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:04,880
It's this generation's Baz Luhrmann's wear sunscreen.

2944
02:22:04,880 --> 02:22:14,880
But like a fuckton deeper and way more better in terms of tunage.

2945
02:22:14,880 --> 02:22:20,880
Like a nice minimalist kind of fucking chill wave.

2946
02:22:20,880 --> 02:22:24,880
"Clean up your room."

2947
02:22:24,880 --> 02:22:26,880
"Clean up your room."

2948
02:22:26,880 --> 02:22:28,880
"Clean up your room."

2949
02:22:28,880 --> 02:22:30,880
"Clean up your room."

2950
02:22:30,880 --> 02:22:32,880
"Then you'll know what to do next."

2951
02:22:32,880 --> 02:22:34,880
"I had a girl come up to me last night."

2952
02:22:34,880 --> 02:22:38,880
"She said, I started cleaning up my room and it completely changed my life."

2953
02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:41,880
"She said, your room is an externalization of your mind."

2954
02:22:41,880 --> 02:22:42,880
"That's right."

2955
02:22:42,880 --> 02:22:43,880
"That's right."

2956
02:22:43,880 --> 02:22:44,880
"That's exactly true."

2957
02:22:44,880 --> 02:22:47,880
"To the degree that you're in your room, the room is you."

2958
02:22:47,880 --> 02:22:51,880
"So straighten up what you can straighten up."

2959
02:22:51,880 --> 02:22:53,880
"And quit saying things that make you feel weak."

2960
02:22:53,880 --> 02:22:54,880
Yes.

2961
02:22:54,880 --> 02:22:59,880
Yes.

2962
02:22:59,880 --> 02:23:00,880
Yes.

2963
02:23:00,880 --> 02:23:01,880
Clean up your room.

2964
02:23:01,880 --> 02:23:03,880
Clean up your room.

2965
02:23:03,880 --> 02:23:06,880
Clean up your room.

2966
02:23:06,880 --> 02:23:08,880
Clean up your room.

2967
02:23:08,880 --> 02:23:11,880
Clean up your room.

2968
02:23:11,880 --> 02:23:13,880
Clean up your room.

2969
02:23:13,880 --> 02:23:16,880
Clean up your room.

2970
02:23:16,880 --> 02:23:20,880
Clean up your room.

2971
02:23:20,880 --> 02:23:23,880
Clean up your room.

2972
02:23:23,880 --> 02:23:27,880
Then you'll know what to do next.

2973
02:23:27,880 --> 02:23:30,880
It's like, hey, man, you have a room.

2974
02:23:31,800 --> 02:23:34,580
Most people throughout human history have not had a room.

2975
02:23:35,140 --> 02:23:36,040
You have a room.

2976
02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:37,360
Well, my room's a hellhole.

2977
02:23:37,480 --> 02:23:40,540
It's like, well, then you're a denizen of hell inhabiting it.

2978
02:23:40,600 --> 02:23:41,840
You should do something about that.

2979
02:23:41,940 --> 02:23:42,360
Well, what?

2980
02:23:42,740 --> 02:23:44,100
Well, put it in minimal order.

2981
02:23:45,460 --> 02:23:47,220
Get your clothes together because you have to wear those.

2982
02:23:47,320 --> 02:23:48,460
People are looking at your clothes.

2983
02:23:48,720 --> 02:23:50,020
What clothes should you be wearing?

2984
02:23:52,160 --> 02:23:54,340
Not the clothes of a total wretched loser.

2985
02:23:54,540 --> 02:23:55,100
How about that?

2986
02:23:55,540 --> 02:23:56,600
What about your bed?

2987
02:23:56,600 --> 02:23:57,780
Well, is it comfortable?

2988
02:23:58,120 --> 02:24:00,700
Do you make it in the morning so it looks like half civilized?

2989
02:24:00,880 --> 02:24:01,920
Can you sleep there?

2990
02:24:02,380 --> 02:24:04,320
It's like, is there junk everywhere?

2991
02:24:04,480 --> 02:24:06,700
So you just hate your life when you walk into your room?

2992
02:24:06,780 --> 02:24:07,900
It's like, clean the damn thing up.

2993
02:24:07,960 --> 02:24:08,760
See if you can do it.

2994
02:24:09,540 --> 02:24:10,720
Order your drawers.

2995
02:24:11,300 --> 02:24:12,380
Learn to fold your clothes.

2996
02:24:12,820 --> 02:24:13,920
Put it in minimal order.

2997
02:24:14,560 --> 02:24:16,120
And then, man, you can get spectacular.

2998
02:24:16,280 --> 02:24:17,820
And you said, put a plant in there.

2999
02:24:17,900 --> 02:24:21,100
It's like, maybe I could make it beautiful.

3000
02:24:23,960 --> 02:24:26,100
Oh, I thought I was going to drop clean up your room again.

3001
02:24:26,100 --> 02:24:27,280
Are they going to make us wait?

3002
02:24:27,280 --> 02:24:32,760
I thought I had enough of it.

3003
02:24:32,760 --> 02:24:34,120
There's no call to hire being.

3004
02:24:34,420 --> 02:24:34,980
You know, you...

3005
02:24:34,980 --> 02:24:35,600
This is also...

3006
02:24:35,600 --> 02:24:36,720
Yeah, that's enough of him.

3007
02:24:37,220 --> 02:24:40,380
He's great and everything, but I mean, it's drawn out.

3008
02:24:41,080 --> 02:24:43,680
You get the gist of it after fucking 10 seconds.

3009
02:24:43,920 --> 02:24:45,060
You know, a minute.

3010
02:24:46,200 --> 02:24:47,160
But, um...

3011
02:24:47,160 --> 02:24:48,880
Yeah, fair play.

3012
02:24:48,960 --> 02:24:49,620
It was great production.

3013
02:24:50,840 --> 02:24:51,960
Really enjoyed that.

3014
02:24:52,900 --> 02:24:53,340
And, um...

3015
02:24:53,340 --> 02:25:02,600
I forgot it was actually me that suggested to JBP that he might be, uh...

3016
02:25:02,600 --> 02:25:06,000
Might be wise to go and try out something like that.

3017
02:25:06,680 --> 02:25:09,220
It's interesting that he went on to do it.

3018
02:25:09,880 --> 02:25:10,860
But, um...

3019
02:25:10,860 --> 02:25:12,540
Didn't tell me about that, you know?

3020
02:25:16,540 --> 02:25:19,180
Gotta watch out for the sharks and the waters, guys.

3021
02:25:23,680 --> 02:25:25,080
So we're in second place here.

3022
02:25:25,220 --> 02:25:27,440
Looking at a nice silver on the ring.

3023
02:25:32,920 --> 02:25:34,480
Hang on, we're not even on the zone.

3024
02:25:34,480 --> 02:25:35,480
They're probably in, uh...

3025
02:25:38,980 --> 02:25:40,200
Where the fuck we are?

3026
02:25:40,740 --> 02:25:44,280
Got lost in a Jordan B. Peterson dreamscape bubble.

3027
02:25:45,020 --> 02:25:45,720
I think we're in Italy.

3028
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:48,000
Maggiore.

3029
02:25:49,000 --> 02:25:49,700
Final lap.

3030
02:25:50,140 --> 02:25:53,500
Car was gasping for a gear switch.

3031
02:25:59,380 --> 02:26:00,180
Fucking hell.

3032
02:26:00,920 --> 02:26:02,720
Hope you're all okay out there.

3033
02:26:03,860 --> 02:26:05,820
You're having a nice chilled out time.

3034
02:26:06,740 --> 02:26:08,060
Sorry about the echo there.

3035
02:26:10,880 --> 02:26:12,120
Might have been a bit loud.

3036
02:26:21,200 --> 02:26:23,200
Really getting into this, uh...

3037
02:26:26,920 --> 02:26:27,760
Sunday cup.

3038
02:26:27,760 --> 02:26:35,280
Came here with a hope and a prayer.

3039
02:26:36,380 --> 02:26:38,000
And a Mitzi Turbo.

3040
02:26:40,820 --> 02:26:43,100
And it looks like I'm gonna be leaving with a silver trophy.

3041
02:26:43,640 --> 02:26:43,740
Oh.

3042
02:26:49,080 --> 02:26:50,820
Sorry, I was at the, uh...

3043
02:26:50,820 --> 02:26:52,080
Miles dungeon last night.

3044
02:26:52,140 --> 02:26:53,080
Just looking at the...

3045
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:54,760
Overseeing the final touches, so...

3046
02:26:54,760 --> 02:26:55,760
Little bit...

3047
02:26:55,760 --> 02:26:56,760
Little bit...

3048
02:26:56,760 --> 02:26:57,760
You know...

3049
02:26:57,760 --> 02:27:00,760
Rough around the edges when it comes to...

3050
02:27:01,900 --> 02:27:03,620
Gold trophy in these tracks.

3051
02:27:03,960 --> 02:27:04,940
Silver will do.

3052
02:27:06,240 --> 02:27:07,080
Silver's grand.

3053
02:27:09,620 --> 02:27:11,200
Silver's perfectly acceptable.

3054
02:27:12,640 --> 02:27:13,920
It's beyond third place.

3055
02:27:13,960 --> 02:27:14,800
You don't want to be.

3056
02:27:15,880 --> 02:27:16,240
Pauly.

3057
02:27:16,320 --> 02:27:17,040
Thank you very much.

3058
02:27:17,460 --> 02:27:17,740
Connor.

3059
02:27:17,900 --> 02:27:19,740
Say how ya to Dr. Davey.

3060
02:27:20,240 --> 02:27:21,060
Can't drink.

3061
02:27:21,420 --> 02:27:23,520
So is drier than the boot of the new Mercedes.

3062
02:27:24,160 --> 02:27:25,360
In a rainstorm.

3063
02:27:26,000 --> 02:27:26,980
Just really dry.

3064
02:27:27,120 --> 02:27:28,020
It's really well sealed.

3065
02:27:28,260 --> 02:27:28,680
And, um...

3066
02:27:28,680 --> 02:27:29,220
Protected.

3067
02:27:29,720 --> 02:27:31,720
And an easy kind of leather interior.

3068
02:27:32,000 --> 02:27:32,720
Which ensures...

3069
02:27:33,860 --> 02:27:34,920
Easy wipe down.

3070
02:27:35,460 --> 02:27:38,840
You don't have to be messing around with carpeted kind of seats or anything like that.

3071
02:27:39,400 --> 02:27:41,040
Schlark and thank you very much, buddy.

3072
02:27:41,340 --> 02:27:42,100
Appreciate that.

3073
02:27:43,480 --> 02:27:44,340
Merry Christmas.

3074
02:27:44,940 --> 02:27:46,280
And to you, Pauly, as well.

3075
02:27:46,640 --> 02:27:47,620
Hope you're keeping well.

3076
02:27:48,880 --> 02:27:51,980
We've got one more race in us before we, uh...

3077
02:27:51,980 --> 02:27:52,740
Hit the sack.

3078
02:27:54,620 --> 02:27:56,900
We're at level seven, which is...

3079
02:27:56,900 --> 02:28:01,700
More than we could have anticipated at this stage of the game.

3080
02:28:05,180 --> 02:28:06,900
Try and get, uh...

3081
02:28:09,040 --> 02:28:11,120
A bit of tunage going again here.

3082
02:28:16,040 --> 02:28:17,140
That's that stuff.

3083
02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:43,500
I was actually on an Aer Lingus flight there a few weeks ago with, uh...

3084
02:28:43,500 --> 02:28:44,700
Greta Thunberg.

3085
02:28:45,200 --> 02:28:46,560
And Eddie Jordan.

3086
02:28:46,560 --> 02:28:48,880
The Yateser.

3087
02:28:50,260 --> 02:28:51,500
And the Crystal Swing.

3088
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:52,620
Swingset Mother.

3089
02:28:53,620 --> 02:28:54,060
Um...

3090
02:28:56,020 --> 02:29:00,980
We're on the way back from some kind of climate change denial conference or something.

3091
02:29:02,360 --> 02:29:02,840
Uh...

3092
02:29:02,840 --> 02:29:03,680
Greta was angry.

3093
02:29:04,800 --> 02:29:06,740
She was absolutely annoyed.

3094
02:29:07,020 --> 02:29:08,060
Livid that she had to take...

3095
02:29:09,520 --> 02:29:10,760
The, uh...

3096
02:29:10,760 --> 02:29:11,540
The airplane, you know.

3097
02:29:11,580 --> 02:29:12,680
She vowed not to do that.

3098
02:29:12,760 --> 02:29:13,060
But, I mean...

3099
02:29:13,660 --> 02:29:15,480
It was the most pragmatic thing.

3100
02:29:15,820 --> 02:29:17,040
Considering her schedule.

3101
02:29:17,760 --> 02:29:19,340
That was the only, uh...

3102
02:29:19,340 --> 02:29:21,260
Way she could have made that meeting, you know.

3103
02:29:22,560 --> 02:29:22,860
But, uh...

3104
02:29:22,860 --> 02:29:23,580
But, uh...

3105
02:29:23,580 --> 02:29:24,380
Yates...

3106
02:29:24,380 --> 02:29:25,960
Was sound out, you know.

3107
02:29:27,120 --> 02:29:27,560
He...

3108
02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:28,200
He can travel.

3109
02:29:28,820 --> 02:29:29,120
He's a...

3110
02:29:29,120 --> 02:29:30,560
He's great for travel.

3111
02:29:31,420 --> 02:29:32,080
Put it that way.

3112
02:29:32,140 --> 02:29:35,160
The man has clocked up a lot of air miles in his time and he can travel.

3113
02:29:37,560 --> 02:29:39,120
The Jordanian cream pipe.

3114
02:29:39,120 --> 02:29:40,180
Well...

3115
02:29:40,180 --> 02:29:40,180
Well...

3116
02:29:40,180 --> 02:29:44,460
You know that's a man who was born to be behind the wheel of a car.

3117
02:29:45,120 --> 02:29:48,740
Not lounging around on a fucking passenger seat in an Aer Lingus flight.

3118
02:29:49,280 --> 02:29:50,240
Trans-Atlantic.

3119
02:29:52,660 --> 02:29:53,480
Crystal Swing.

3120
02:29:53,920 --> 02:29:54,360
Mother.

3121
02:29:54,620 --> 02:29:55,660
She is fucking sound.

3122
02:29:58,020 --> 02:29:58,780
Um...

3123
02:29:58,780 --> 02:29:59,180
But, yeah.

3124
02:29:59,380 --> 02:30:02,600
There were no vegan meals on the Aer Lingus flight.

3125
02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:03,400
So...

3126
02:30:03,400 --> 02:30:04,340
Greta kicked off.

3127
02:30:04,440 --> 02:30:04,880
Again.

3128
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:07,900
But fair play to her.

3129
02:30:08,880 --> 02:30:10,660
She's got the fucking heart of a lion.

3130
02:30:12,660 --> 02:30:13,260
Uh...

3131
02:30:13,260 --> 02:30:17,600
Myself and Jordanian creamer just played fucking cards.

3132
02:30:18,380 --> 02:30:18,660
Uh...

3133
02:30:18,660 --> 02:30:19,380
Down the back.

3134
02:30:21,480 --> 02:30:21,760
Uh...

3135
02:30:21,760 --> 02:30:23,260
Ivan Yates...

3136
02:30:23,260 --> 02:30:25,600
Lied across the three seats.

3137
02:30:25,760 --> 02:30:26,020
We...

3138
02:30:26,020 --> 02:30:26,860
We booked...

3139
02:30:26,860 --> 02:30:30,280
We...

3140
02:30:30,280 --> 02:30:31,540
We had to fly economy.

3141
02:30:31,540 --> 02:30:33,020
That was the shit thing.

3142
02:30:33,760 --> 02:30:34,280
And...

3143
02:30:34,280 --> 02:30:36,740
Yet another reason and layer...

3144
02:30:36,740 --> 02:30:38,800
To Greta's undeniable anger.

3145
02:30:41,560 --> 02:30:42,420
But, uh...

3146
02:30:42,420 --> 02:30:44,220
Yateser was fucking made up.

3147
02:30:44,300 --> 02:30:45,420
Because he, uh...

3148
02:30:47,160 --> 02:30:48,420
Found himself...

3149
02:30:48,420 --> 02:30:51,580
On a row of seats that were unaccompanied either side of him.

3150
02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:53,560
So he stretched...

3151
02:30:53,560 --> 02:30:53,980
Took the...

3152
02:30:53,980 --> 02:30:56,240
Took the shoes off.

3153
02:30:59,760 --> 02:31:01,220
And went to sleep.

3154
02:31:01,220 --> 02:31:15,540
Where are we again?

3155
02:31:15,620 --> 02:31:16,960
I can't remember what...

3156
02:31:16,960 --> 02:31:17,840
One more...

3157
02:31:17,840 --> 02:31:18,800
Let's have a look.

3158
02:31:18,800 --> 02:31:20,640
Let's see what we've got going on.

3159
02:31:21,840 --> 02:31:23,040
Jeez, we're on auto drive.

3160
02:31:23,300 --> 02:31:25,580
We might have missed a few goes.

3161
02:31:27,040 --> 02:31:27,560
Jesus.

3162
02:31:35,780 --> 02:31:36,680
This could be...

3163
02:31:36,680 --> 02:31:39,320
This is what made me think of Lewis Hamilton singing.

3164
02:31:40,040 --> 02:31:41,340
And it sounds like him.

3165
02:31:42,720 --> 02:31:44,900
Unless he was moonlighting and doing another bit of singing...

3166
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:47,200
Elsewhere under a different name.

3167
02:31:50,900 --> 02:31:52,500
Didn't think much of the, uh...

3168
02:31:52,500 --> 02:31:53,500
The guitar playing though.

3169
02:31:54,860 --> 02:31:56,520
But I thought it was a great sentiment.

3170
02:31:58,660 --> 02:32:00,060
Fair play to Lewis Hamilton.

3171
02:32:01,860 --> 02:32:03,420
He has the heart of a lion.

3172
02:32:03,620 --> 02:32:04,940
It's almost six o'clock.

3173
02:32:05,620 --> 02:32:06,400
Fucking hell.

3174
02:32:12,940 --> 02:32:15,260
I think himself and Greta are gonna be...

3175
02:32:15,260 --> 02:32:17,080
You know, people who are changing the world.

3176
02:32:17,480 --> 02:32:19,260
We're gonna look back...

3177
02:32:19,260 --> 02:32:19,660
At...

3178
02:32:19,660 --> 02:32:22,000
40, 50, 60, 70, 80...

3179
02:32:22,000 --> 02:32:23,200
90, 100 years time.

3180
02:32:25,700 --> 02:32:27,900
Look at the people who shaped the world around us.

3181
02:32:27,900 --> 02:32:29,660
Who changed the game.

3182
02:32:32,100 --> 02:32:32,520
I don't know.

3183
02:32:34,260 --> 02:32:34,900
Ludog...

3184
02:32:34,900 --> 02:32:37,900
And Greta Thunderberg...

3185
02:32:37,900 --> 02:32:42,120
Will definitely be topping the charts.

3186
02:32:42,120 --> 02:32:45,480
On network two.

3187
02:32:45,940 --> 02:32:46,940
Connor Williams here.

3188
02:32:48,880 --> 02:32:51,920
In eighth place behind Miyamoto of Japan.

3189
02:32:53,100 --> 02:32:54,460
He's easily passed.

3190
02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:55,860
In the slipstream.

3191
02:32:56,340 --> 02:32:57,580
Of his right hand side.

3192
02:32:58,580 --> 02:33:00,080
As we move into seventh at pace.

3193
02:33:03,520 --> 02:33:04,760
Carlos Linares.

3194
02:33:05,720 --> 02:33:07,520
And Christos Schmitz.

3195
02:33:08,040 --> 02:33:08,860
In fifth and sixth.

3196
02:33:10,060 --> 02:33:11,220
Ian O'Kelly in third.

3197
02:33:11,220 --> 02:33:12,980
Michael Chen.

3198
02:33:12,980 --> 02:33:13,860
From China.

3199
02:33:13,860 --> 02:33:14,540
In second.

3200
02:33:14,820 --> 02:33:15,400
Or Hong Kong.

3201
02:33:15,900 --> 02:33:16,740
I beg your pardon.

3202
02:33:17,580 --> 02:33:18,680
And Nico Santos.

3203
02:33:18,680 --> 02:33:19,560
Of Colombia.

3204
02:33:21,140 --> 02:33:22,140
Still ahead of him.

3205
02:33:22,200 --> 02:33:23,180
As he loses time.

3206
02:33:24,800 --> 02:33:26,260
And the second to last bender.

3207
02:33:28,180 --> 02:33:29,420
Not the only one though.

3208
02:33:30,720 --> 02:33:32,340
Yellow hatchback there.

3209
02:33:33,300 --> 02:33:34,460
Really taking it.

3210
02:33:36,260 --> 02:33:36,780
Personally.

3211
02:33:37,020 --> 02:33:38,700
On that last bend.

3212
02:33:39,900 --> 02:33:41,060
And so am I here.

3213
02:33:41,780 --> 02:33:45,020
Ramming the side hatch into the fucking metal barrier.

3214
02:33:52,520 --> 02:33:53,520
I think it's...

3215
02:33:53,520 --> 02:33:54,520
I think it's...

3216
02:33:54,520 --> 02:33:55,060
Do you know what?

3217
02:33:55,160 --> 02:33:56,640
It's the tunes.

3218
02:33:57,860 --> 02:33:59,360
Once the tunes are gone.

3219
02:33:59,480 --> 02:34:00,120
It's...

3220
02:34:00,120 --> 02:34:01,000
The head goes.

3221
02:34:01,200 --> 02:34:02,360
And I really...

3222
02:34:02,360 --> 02:34:03,460
I can't handle the race.

3223
02:34:03,820 --> 02:34:05,380
It's almost six o'clock.

3224
02:34:08,980 --> 02:34:09,640
We're in.

3225
02:34:09,720 --> 02:34:10,040
We're in.

3226
02:34:10,160 --> 02:34:10,320
You know.

3227
02:34:10,400 --> 02:34:10,780
It's...

3228
02:34:10,780 --> 02:34:12,120
Sometimes it comes at you.

3229
02:34:12,520 --> 02:34:13,540
When you least suspect.

3230
02:34:14,960 --> 02:34:16,500
I think we gotta retry that.

3231
02:34:16,580 --> 02:34:18,120
We're only one trophy away guys.

3232
02:34:18,120 --> 02:34:19,440
From the Sunday Cup.

3233
02:34:22,020 --> 02:34:23,440
And then we can go to bed.

3234
02:34:24,980 --> 02:34:26,160
Christmas Eve awaits.

3235
02:34:27,040 --> 02:34:28,940
The night before Santa Claus.

3236
02:34:31,940 --> 02:34:33,700
Gains access to your house.

3237
02:34:37,280 --> 02:34:38,940
Through unconventional means.

3238
02:34:40,720 --> 02:34:41,280
Which...

3239
02:34:41,280 --> 02:34:43,760
In any other given day.

3240
02:34:44,120 --> 02:34:44,780
Be considered...

3241
02:34:46,200 --> 02:34:46,860
Very...

3242
02:34:46,860 --> 02:34:48,780
If not extremely illegal.

3243
02:34:50,060 --> 02:34:52,380
Would warrant a severe punishment.

3244
02:34:53,200 --> 02:34:53,780
Should the...

3245
02:34:54,920 --> 02:34:56,360
Assailant be caught.

3246
02:34:57,080 --> 02:34:57,360
But...

3247
02:34:57,360 --> 02:34:57,780
No.

3248
02:34:59,160 --> 02:35:00,140
The big man.

3249
02:35:00,320 --> 02:35:01,360
Jolly St. Nick.

3250
02:35:02,480 --> 02:35:04,120
He's got a free reign.

3251
02:35:04,460 --> 02:35:05,640
On all your gaffes.

3252
02:35:07,040 --> 02:35:08,760
The guards will not touch him.

3253
02:35:10,360 --> 02:35:11,980
They have no reason to.

3254
02:35:15,500 --> 02:35:17,040
He hasn't given them a reason to.

3255
02:35:18,040 --> 02:35:18,760
Not yet.

3256
02:35:19,560 --> 02:35:19,920
Ugh.

3257
02:35:22,600 --> 02:35:24,140
He's the opposite of a burglar.

3258
02:35:25,480 --> 02:35:27,120
And then he does break into your house.

3259
02:35:27,340 --> 02:35:28,120
That is a given.

3260
02:35:29,200 --> 02:35:30,020
Instead of taking.

3261
02:35:30,480 --> 02:35:31,860
He leaves extra stuff.

3262
02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:33,920
Stuff that...

3263
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:35,960
You do sometimes need around the house.

3264
02:35:36,080 --> 02:35:36,600
Like toasters.

3265
02:35:37,440 --> 02:35:38,200
Maybe hoovers.

3266
02:35:39,520 --> 02:35:40,480
Our TVs.

3267
02:35:40,780 --> 02:35:41,340
4K.

3268
02:35:42,480 --> 02:35:43,940
With accompanying soundbar.

3269
02:35:44,900 --> 02:35:46,040
Black Friday sale.

3270
02:35:52,920 --> 02:35:53,920
10th place now.

3271
02:35:54,000 --> 02:35:55,640
As we go into the second lap of this.

3272
02:35:55,760 --> 02:35:56,440
Final race.

3273
02:35:56,560 --> 02:35:57,400
The Sunday Cup.

3274
02:35:57,740 --> 02:35:59,320
Connor Williams in 10th position.

3275
02:35:59,320 --> 02:36:00,460
12 seconds.

3276
02:36:00,460 --> 02:36:01,140
Penalty point.

3277
02:36:01,140 --> 02:36:02,500
Off the chase behind.

3278
02:36:02,940 --> 02:36:05,540
Lorio De La Fuente of Spain.

3279
02:36:06,340 --> 02:36:08,640
Shigeru Miyamoto of Japan.

3280
02:36:09,600 --> 02:36:10,840
Lucas Hawk of German.

3281
02:36:11,600 --> 02:36:12,020
German.

3282
02:36:13,420 --> 02:36:15,220
Carlos Linares.

3283
02:36:15,580 --> 02:36:16,800
The Austrian dreamer.

3284
02:36:17,340 --> 02:36:18,080
Ian O'Kelly.

3285
02:36:18,620 --> 02:36:19,200
From Carlo.

3286
02:36:20,280 --> 02:36:21,100
And Nico Santos.

3287
02:36:21,100 --> 02:36:21,980
And Nico Santos.

3288
02:36:23,380 --> 02:36:25,500
The Colombian.

3289
02:36:25,660 --> 02:36:27,300
Dusty dreamer.

3290
02:36:28,280 --> 02:36:29,300
Surpassed only.

3291
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:31,800
By the Hong Kong.

3292
02:36:32,320 --> 02:36:33,500
Racer boy.

3293
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:35,680
Michael Chen.

3294
02:36:37,660 --> 02:36:38,440
Connor Williams.

3295
02:36:38,600 --> 02:36:39,120
Blasts.

3296
02:36:39,660 --> 02:36:40,360
The past.

3297
02:36:40,640 --> 02:36:41,100
Behind him.

3298
02:36:41,240 --> 02:36:42,980
Lovely jumbo jet there in the air.

3299
02:36:43,060 --> 02:36:43,880
Hopefully it's sound.

3300
02:36:44,280 --> 02:36:45,260
Hasn't been hijacked.

3301
02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:48,440
Strange to be flying this low.

3302
02:36:48,660 --> 02:36:50,140
Low over a fucking.

3303
02:36:50,540 --> 02:36:51,440
Race track.

3304
02:36:51,720 --> 02:36:51,720
But.

3305
02:36:52,220 --> 02:36:52,680
Hey ho.

3306
02:36:53,140 --> 02:36:54,120
I'm in the wrong gear.

3307
02:36:58,120 --> 02:37:00,440
It's really gone tits up here at this stage.

3308
02:37:02,660 --> 02:37:04,460
It's going to take a lot to.

3309
02:37:05,600 --> 02:37:06,800
Pull this one back.

3310
02:37:09,500 --> 02:37:09,980
Show.

3311
02:37:10,080 --> 02:37:10,860
Show something.

3312
02:37:11,080 --> 02:37:11,480
At least.

3313
02:37:15,180 --> 02:37:16,240
What's that a Mazda?

3314
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:18,200
Get out the fucking way.

3315
02:37:18,760 --> 02:37:20,480
I've got my face on the car.

3316
02:37:20,740 --> 02:37:20,780
Like.

3317
02:37:21,520 --> 02:37:22,280
A little Mazda.

3318
02:37:23,080 --> 02:37:23,940
We can see that.

3319
02:37:23,940 --> 02:37:33,760
The Zurich Mobile.

3320
02:37:34,500 --> 02:37:35,440
It's a Mitsubishi.

3321
02:37:36,020 --> 02:37:37,600
But it's got a lot of attitude.

3322
02:37:37,880 --> 02:37:38,880
A lot of personality.

3323
02:37:40,020 --> 02:37:41,760
It's a Japanese beast.

3324
02:37:43,100 --> 02:37:44,800
And it's going to be used.

3325
02:37:45,580 --> 02:37:46,660
Against the Japanese.

3326
02:37:47,540 --> 02:37:48,300
In this race.

3327
02:37:49,000 --> 02:37:50,500
Because Shigeru Miyamoto is.

3328
02:37:50,780 --> 02:37:51,440
Far behind.

3329
02:37:51,700 --> 02:37:52,700
I don't know what he's driving.

3330
02:37:52,700 --> 02:37:57,360
But it's certainly not as fast as me.

3331
02:37:59,360 --> 02:38:01,420
As I fucked that one up immensely.

3332
02:38:02,260 --> 02:38:03,900
Let's go back to the cockpit view.

3333
02:38:04,040 --> 02:38:04,340
I think.

3334
02:38:04,580 --> 02:38:04,920
We need to.

3335
02:38:05,120 --> 02:38:06,180
Pure immersion is.

3336
02:38:07,140 --> 02:38:08,080
Necessary here for.

3337
02:38:09,300 --> 02:38:09,900
That's it.

3338
02:38:10,620 --> 02:38:11,760
That's what I'm talking about.

3339
02:38:12,680 --> 02:38:13,460
Blue Moon Bay.

3340
02:38:13,460 --> 02:38:32,760
There's that plane again.

3341
02:38:32,980 --> 02:38:33,700
Bad omen.

3342
02:38:34,000 --> 02:38:34,960
Bad, bad omen.

3343
02:38:35,080 --> 02:38:36,280
Maybe it has been hijacked.

3344
02:38:36,380 --> 02:38:37,560
Maybe we don't know about that.

3345
02:38:39,560 --> 02:38:40,080
Then.

3346
02:38:40,080 --> 02:38:40,480
The.

3347
02:38:40,480 --> 02:38:40,520
The.

3348
02:38:40,520 --> 02:38:40,920
The.

3349
02:38:41,280 --> 02:38:41,520
The.

3350
02:38:41,520 --> 02:38:43,360
What a foreseeable would unfold.

3351
02:38:44,140 --> 02:38:45,240
You'd hear about it.

3352
02:38:45,300 --> 02:38:45,940
And you would think.

3353
02:38:46,440 --> 02:38:47,100
Do you know what?

3354
02:38:47,880 --> 02:38:49,780
That instinct I had was right.

3355
02:38:50,620 --> 02:38:52,620
I should probably follow that more in life.

3356
02:38:53,480 --> 02:38:54,880
Let's give this one more go.

3357
02:38:57,680 --> 02:38:59,640
Be a fucking Christmas miracle now.

3358
02:38:59,740 --> 02:39:00,880
Come away with the Sunday Cup.

3359
02:39:02,840 --> 02:39:05,040
After what was such a promising start.

3360
02:39:07,720 --> 02:39:08,920
Amazing driving work.

3361
02:39:10,120 --> 02:39:12,000
Under the stewardship of Lewis Hamilton.

3362
02:39:12,000 --> 02:39:26,260
That's it.

3363
02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:27,300
That's it.

3364
02:39:36,060 --> 02:39:37,720
Do have to be a little bit timid.

3365
02:39:40,960 --> 02:39:41,880
By that I mean.

3366
02:39:41,880 --> 02:39:43,300
Not approaching.

3367
02:39:43,640 --> 02:39:44,380
Every corner.

3368
02:39:45,340 --> 02:39:46,780
With fucking high gusto.

3369
02:39:48,600 --> 02:39:49,760
That's the downfall.

3370
02:39:50,260 --> 02:39:51,660
Many a driver on this circuit.

3371
02:39:55,060 --> 02:39:56,420
They go into those corners.

3372
02:39:56,540 --> 02:39:57,820
Way too fast.

3373
02:40:01,460 --> 02:40:03,480
And then they're trying to make up time.

3374
02:40:03,980 --> 02:40:04,420
Lost.

3375
02:40:06,480 --> 02:40:08,260
Spinning out on those hairpins.

3376
02:40:10,220 --> 02:40:11,260
Horrendous hairpins.

3377
02:40:11,260 --> 02:40:15,960
And tumultuous turns.

3378
02:40:15,960 --> 02:40:16,040
And tumultuous turns.

3379
02:40:24,440 --> 02:40:25,100
Like that.

3380
02:40:25,180 --> 02:40:26,680
You don't want to go too hard.

3381
02:40:26,880 --> 02:40:27,840
Then you end up slowing.

3382
02:40:29,020 --> 02:40:30,160
Slowing down too much.

3383
02:40:30,220 --> 02:40:31,660
You're behind Carlos Linares.

3384
02:40:31,660 --> 02:40:32,200
Of Austria.

3385
02:40:32,860 --> 02:40:34,280
Francis Horne of Brazil.

3386
02:40:35,520 --> 02:40:37,000
Nico Santos.

3387
02:40:38,320 --> 02:40:39,720
And Michael Chen of Hong Kong.

3388
02:40:39,780 --> 02:40:40,700
Who's just overtook.

3389
02:40:41,320 --> 02:40:42,480
Ian O'Kelly the Irish.

3390
02:40:44,480 --> 02:40:46,100
Second Irish entrant in the race.

3391
02:40:46,620 --> 02:40:47,320
Two Germans.

3392
02:40:48,100 --> 02:40:48,720
Two Irish.

3393
02:40:48,840 --> 02:40:49,420
One Colombian.

3394
02:40:49,480 --> 02:40:50,140
One Hong Kong.

3395
02:40:51,240 --> 02:40:52,080
One Austrian.

3396
02:40:52,080 --> 02:40:53,340
And one Spanish driver.

3397
02:40:59,620 --> 02:41:02,680
Race traditionally being dominated by European drivers.

3398
02:41:10,900 --> 02:41:12,140
Kimi Schmitz there.

3399
02:41:12,220 --> 02:41:13,340
Behind Connor Williams.

3400
02:41:14,300 --> 02:41:15,320
German entrance.

3401
02:41:15,320 --> 02:41:15,720
One.

3402
02:41:20,540 --> 02:41:21,740
There's that plane again.

3403
02:41:21,840 --> 02:41:22,160
Hopefully.

3404
02:41:22,560 --> 02:41:23,840
Hopefully against hope.

3405
02:41:24,180 --> 02:41:25,460
At this stage.

3406
02:41:26,240 --> 02:41:27,680
The third time it's flew around.

3407
02:41:27,980 --> 02:41:29,060
Something's not right.

3408
02:41:31,320 --> 02:41:31,920
NORAD.

3409
02:41:32,320 --> 02:41:34,880
Have unfortunately issued a statement saying.

3410
02:41:35,460 --> 02:41:36,500
Things aren't right.

3411
02:41:39,240 --> 02:41:43,720
Delving into the 9-11 literature.

3412
02:41:43,880 --> 02:41:44,700
Hard and fast.

3413
02:41:44,800 --> 02:41:45,340
For the fucking.

3414
02:41:45,600 --> 02:41:47,080
102 minutes.

3415
02:41:47,200 --> 02:41:48,000
The changed America.

3416
02:41:48,120 --> 02:41:49,060
Miles dungeon set.

3417
02:41:51,520 --> 02:41:52,120
So.

3418
02:41:52,660 --> 02:41:54,280
Just trying to absorb.

3419
02:41:57,480 --> 02:41:58,040
The.

3420
02:41:58,740 --> 02:42:00,200
The depth of the event.

3421
02:42:03,700 --> 02:42:04,640
I think you know.

3422
02:42:05,240 --> 02:42:05,680
Being.

3423
02:42:06,460 --> 02:42:07,740
Informed on a subject.

3424
02:42:08,500 --> 02:42:09,360
Will lead to.

3425
02:42:09,500 --> 02:42:10,200
A better product.

3426
02:42:10,420 --> 02:42:10,440
And.

3427
02:42:11,340 --> 02:42:12,200
We're going to really.

3428
02:42:12,360 --> 02:42:12,980
Belt it out.

3429
02:42:13,220 --> 02:42:14,160
Tickets are available.

3430
02:42:14,380 --> 02:42:15,860
On ticketmaster.ie.

3431
02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:22,540
January the 10th.

3432
02:42:22,540 --> 02:42:23,660
It's going to be a blast.

3433
02:42:23,940 --> 02:42:24,720
The Miles dungeon.

3434
02:42:26,660 --> 02:42:27,860
I've been shifting gear.

3435
02:42:28,620 --> 02:42:29,020
That's good.

3436
02:42:29,080 --> 02:42:29,820
We've got two laps.

3437
02:42:29,860 --> 02:42:30,760
We've got one more lap.

3438
02:42:31,100 --> 02:42:32,080
Need to concentrate.

3439
02:42:32,620 --> 02:42:33,880
Where the Sunday cup.

3440
02:42:34,280 --> 02:42:35,680
Is within our grasp.

3441
02:42:38,880 --> 02:42:40,100
Not all golded.

3442
02:42:45,440 --> 02:42:46,460
That'll come later.

3443
02:42:46,460 --> 02:43:07,060
There's that plane again.

3444
02:43:07,060 --> 02:43:07,160
Again.

3445
02:43:08,720 --> 02:43:09,900
Poor bastards.

3446
02:43:09,900 --> 02:43:22,080
Oh, for fuck's sake.

3447
02:43:22,080 --> 02:43:41,160
No one behind me anyway.

3448
02:43:42,600 --> 02:43:44,560
I'd really love to commentate here.

3449
02:43:45,360 --> 02:43:46,460
I don't want to fuck it up.

3450
02:43:46,460 --> 02:43:53,180
Final lap three here.

3451
02:43:53,620 --> 02:43:56,040
Connor Williams is coming in hard and fast in the final straight.

3452
02:43:56,440 --> 02:43:57,740
Sunday Cup within his grasp.

3453
02:44:07,360 --> 02:44:07,680
Finish.

3454
02:44:07,680 --> 02:44:23,040
Great Goose.

3455
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:25,040
Zurich.

3456
02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:26,980
Goose.

3457
02:44:27,580 --> 02:44:28,740
Zurich.

3458
02:44:29,440 --> 02:44:30,740
Goose.

3459
02:44:31,780 --> 02:44:32,620
Goose.

3460
02:44:33,700 --> 02:44:34,500
Goose.

3461
02:44:35,340 --> 02:44:36,360
Zurich.

3462
02:44:36,360 --> 02:44:38,420
Zurich Hardan dot IA.

3463
02:44:39,560 --> 02:44:40,200
Goose.

3464
02:44:41,200 --> 02:44:43,260
Zurich Hardan dot IA.

3465
02:44:43,480 --> 02:44:43,960
Zurich.

3466
02:44:45,480 --> 02:44:47,400
Fuck you, Deputy Steig.

3467
02:44:47,800 --> 02:44:49,340
Fuck you, Deputy Steig.

3468
02:44:49,700 --> 02:44:51,260
Fuck you, Deputy Steig.

3469
02:44:51,680 --> 02:44:52,140
Zurich.

3470
02:44:52,800 --> 02:44:54,600
Fuck you, Deputy Steig.

3471
02:44:55,020 --> 02:44:55,480
Zurich.

3472
02:44:56,480 --> 02:44:58,320
Fuck you, Deputy Steig.

3473
02:44:58,760 --> 02:45:00,420
It's almost six o'clock.

3474
02:45:05,040 --> 02:45:31,040
It's almost six o'clock. Thank you. That's very much, Aurelia. Don't know what came over me there.

3475
02:45:31,040 --> 02:45:57,040
Berlin Oslo, thanks so much. Berlin Oslo, thank you very much. Thanks very much, sorry. I had that volume turned up there. Class to you now. Berlin Oslo, thank you very much.

3476
02:45:57,040 --> 02:46:15,040
And R. Healy. And Yurti Ahern. I wonder if we've got a car here. Do we get given a car? Do you have to gold it? There's more races. Oh, done.

3477
02:46:19,040 --> 02:46:29,040
Patrick Bateman, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.

3478
02:46:43,040 --> 02:46:59,040
We got a gift. Thank you very much, Patrick Bateman and Quib. Hey, we got a Mercedes.

3479
02:46:59,040 --> 02:46:59,880
- Peace.

3480
02:46:59,880 --> 02:47:04,880
- Vegan Jordanian creamer, thank you very much.

3481
02:47:04,880 --> 02:47:09,880
- Vegan Jordanian creamer, thank you very much.

3482
02:47:09,880 --> 02:47:14,880
- Vegan Jordanian creamer, thank you very much.

3483
02:47:15,640 --> 02:47:18,680
- Vegan Jordanian creamer, thank you very much.

3484
02:47:22,680 --> 02:47:27,680
- Thank you very much, vegan Jordanian creamer there.

3485
02:47:27,680 --> 02:47:28,980
- Man, I'm so sorry.

3486
02:47:28,980 --> 02:47:29,980
- I'm so sorry.

3487
02:47:29,980 --> 02:47:30,980
- I'm so sorry.

3488
02:47:30,980 --> 02:47:31,980
- I'm so sorry.

3489
02:47:31,980 --> 02:47:32,980
- I'm so sorry.

3490
02:47:32,980 --> 02:47:33,980
- I'm so sorry.

3491
02:47:33,980 --> 02:47:34,980
- I'm so sorry.

3492
02:47:34,980 --> 02:47:35,980
- I'm so sorry.

3493
02:47:35,980 --> 02:47:37,980
- Vegan Jordanian creamer, thank you very much.

3494
02:47:37,980 --> 02:47:39,480
- Vegan creamer there.

3495
02:47:39,480 --> 02:47:44,480
- And Matty C, Matty C's interracial spice bag.

3496
02:47:44,480 --> 02:47:45,680
- Thank you very much as well.

3497
02:47:45,680 --> 02:47:47,180
- And Tory top crew.

3498
02:47:47,180 --> 02:47:49,180
- You're very, very kind, everyone.

3499
02:47:49,180 --> 02:47:52,080
- Merry, merry Christmas to y'all, everyone.

3500
02:47:52,080 --> 02:47:53,380
- Goodwill to all men.

3501
02:47:54,580 --> 02:47:56,380
- And all DJs.

3502
02:47:56,380 --> 02:47:57,380
- And Miles Dungan.

3503
02:47:59,080 --> 02:48:03,380
- Ivan Yates, Greta Thunberg, Crystal Swing.

3504
02:48:04,580 --> 02:48:07,880
- I wanna see you at the Ivan Yates cookbook.

3505
02:48:07,880 --> 02:48:08,980
- Lunch, okay?

3506
02:48:08,980 --> 02:48:17,080
- This is a, this is gonna blow the culinary world into next Tuesday, weekday, fortnight.

3507
02:48:19,080 --> 02:48:21,080
- I don't say that lightly.

3508
02:48:23,080 --> 02:48:24,380
- Yates on plates.

3509
02:48:25,380 --> 02:48:27,380
- Meals from the hard shoulder.

3510
02:48:28,380 --> 02:48:33,380
- Okay, a variety of foods, drinks, beverages, whatever, desserts.

3511
02:48:35,380 --> 02:48:36,880
- A lot of influence has gone into it.

3512
02:48:36,880 --> 02:48:43,580
- The lodge is gonna be on, at Easton's, on, um, O'Connell Street.

3513
02:48:44,580 --> 02:48:55,580
- So if it's gonna be madness, like there's gonna be a bit of a, a show, kind of performance art by Ivan on the night, which will be very strange to say the least, but it, it's shaping up to be a, a belter.

3514
02:48:56,580 --> 02:48:59,780
- Um, Johnny Ronan's finance and everything.

3515
02:48:59,780 --> 02:49:00,980
- And we'll see you later on.

3516
02:49:02,180 --> 02:49:03,180
- Thanks very much.

3517
02:49:03,180 --> 02:49:03,780
- Uh,

3518
02:49:05,780 --> 02:49:10,780
- Merry Christmas and, uh, have a great, uh, new year if I don't see it before.

3519
02:49:10,780 --> 02:49:16,580
- Um, but I mean there's gold to be got on that, on the Sunday Cup.

3520
02:49:16,580 --> 02:49:17,380
- Yeah.

3521
02:49:19,780 --> 02:49:20,980
- So yeah.

3522
02:49:20,980 --> 02:49:22,980
- Goodnight and God bless, basically.

3523
02:49:22,980 --> 02:49:24,980
- Alright, take it easy.

3524
02:49:24,980 --> 02:49:25,980
- Thanks for watchin'.

3525
02:49:25,980 --> 02:49:27,980
- Bye bye.

3526
02:49:27,980 --> 02:49:32,980
- Lab 54 here now as Albon and Vettel take each other to the cleaners.

3527
02:49:32,980 --> 02:49:38,980
- We don't know who's gonna come out smelling the detergent as they both enter the Maria Walsh Turnpike apace.

3528
02:49:38,980 --> 02:49:44,980
- Both drivers longing to feel the rush of the podium and the splash of champagne on face.

3529
02:49:44,980 --> 02:49:48,180
- The alternative? Weeping into your kit bag.

3530
02:49:48,180 --> 02:49:52,180
- While the balloon boys fight over the wings and dip only meters away.

3531
02:49:52,180 --> 02:49:57,780
- An ending nobody wants but someone must have here on lap 55 on Network 2.

3532
02:49:57,780 --> 02:50:03,180
- And it's Perez, the Mexican machismo machine making light work of Lando Nars there.

3533
02:50:03,180 --> 02:50:08,780
- Who I actually got stuck chatting to last night aboard Lewis Hamilton's quintessential sky base.

3534
02:50:08,780 --> 02:50:13,180
- Yeah, he, he didn't, uh, he didn't really have much to say to be honest.

3535
02:50:13,180 --> 02:50:16,380
- More like Blando Nars, I said to him.

3536
02:50:16,380 --> 02:50:17,580
- He didn't like that.

3537
02:50:17,580 --> 02:50:19,180
- Tried to have me removed.

3538
02:50:19,180 --> 02:50:23,180
- Said, "Nars, do you know who I am? I'm Connor Williams.

3539
02:50:23,180 --> 02:50:26,380
Lewis Hamilton's mentor and godfather."

3540
02:50:26,380 --> 02:50:31,380
- And speak of the devil guys, it's the loopity, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou Banger Hamilton.

3541
02:50:31,380 --> 02:50:34,580
- Taking first place here out in Abu Dhabi.

3542
02:50:34,580 --> 02:50:37,380
- First place here and first place in the championship.

3543
02:50:37,380 --> 02:50:42,580
- He's the champ. Always was the champ. Always will be the champ.

3544
02:50:42,580 --> 02:50:46,580
- Probably gonna be eating champ mash later on, which I will prepare.

3545
02:50:46,580 --> 02:50:50,980
- We're gonna hang out back on top of the sky base later on.

3546
02:50:50,980 --> 02:50:57,780
- Apparently Bottas has got another juicy bag and he's going round offering Abu Dhabi's for free.

3547
02:50:57,780 --> 02:51:02,180
- Meanwhile, for strap on the cleric came second and third.

3548
02:51:02,180 --> 02:51:06,180
- That's it for this year. It's been an absolutely amazing Grand Prix.

3549
02:51:06,180 --> 02:51:08,580
- And look at the doopity donuts there.

3550
02:51:08,580 --> 02:51:12,980
- Loopity Lou Banger. Rubbering the gravel hard and fast.

3551
02:51:14,980 --> 02:51:18,980
- From the greatest horseplay of all time, three men spray each other across the chest,

3552
02:51:18,980 --> 02:51:21,780
- Whilst an audience of millions clap and jeer.

3553
02:51:21,780 --> 02:51:24,980
- That's it for another year. See you later on Network 2.

3554
02:51:24,980 --> 02:51:28,980
- Connor Williams.

3555
02:51:28,980 --> 02:51:58,960
Thank you.