1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,000 I don't know why I'm asking him whether he liked the pint. He didn't get it anyway. Staff at Bash is to number in invites. You're not a slave, get me out of here. 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Let's have a look at this now. Covid-19. The number of people allowed to attend indoor weddings must include all venue staff that emerged yesterday. That's a turn up of the books. 3 00:00:42,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Couples waiting to try the knot were given a boast on Friday when the Department of Health said 50 people were allowed at indoor gatherings in phase 3 from June 29. 4 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I don't know what your plans are for weddings or if you're having weddings or what the story is there but... 5 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 You're allowed 50 people now. 6 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I want to be awful wary as well about letting people in because the acceleration. There's a lot of acceleration with the mass gatherings like. 7 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I seen Donald Trump there last night. He was going bananas. 8 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Andy the fork, thank you very much. 9 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 And the dog having tato toots. 10 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well lads. 11 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I hope you're getting on well. 12 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I hope you're getting on well. 13 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I hope you're getting on well. 14 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I hope you're getting on well. 15 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 I hope you're getting on well. 16 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I hope you're getting on well. 17 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I hope you're getting on well. 18 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I hope you're getting on well. 19 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I hope you're getting on well. 20 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I hope you're getting on well. 21 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I hope you're getting on well. 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 I hope you're getting on well. 23 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I hope you're getting on well. 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I hope you're getting on well. 25 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 I hope you're getting on well. 26 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150 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I hope you're getting on well. 151 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I hope you're getting on well. 152 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I hope you're getting on well. 153 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I hope you're getting on well. 154 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I hope you're getting on well. 155 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I hope you're getting on well. 156 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I hope you're getting on well. 157 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I hope you're getting on well. 158 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I hope you're getting on well. 159 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I hope you're getting on well. 160 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I hope you're getting on well. 161 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I hope you're getting on well. 162 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I hope you're getting on well. 163 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I hope you're getting on well. 164 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 I hope you're getting on well. 165 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 But I hope the Fontains DC now they great. 166 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 They play some great punk. 167 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Or some great. 168 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 What would you call it? 169 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Great punk or garage rock. 170 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Not. 171 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Wouldn't be usually one of my cup of tea as a genre like. 172 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 You know I wouldn't be into the punk. 173 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 But I like I like their style. 174 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 The Fontains DC they've got style. 175 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Poetical. 176 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Captain Sack thank you very much. 177 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Ciaran McDermott Jamie O'Hare thank you very much. 178 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Is he here now? 179 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Oh yeah. 180 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Tell me now if this goes to... 181 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Tell me now if if Jimmy Hendrickson starts playing the music here. 182 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Because we have only one song. 183 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I wanted to put tunes on didn't I Multy? 184 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Wanted to put tunes on. 185 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I have only one song. 186 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 So it's Hendrickson. 187 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 See if he comes on. 188 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 He let me know now in the chat if Hendrickson is rocking. 189 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Multy's going. 190 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Multy's gone. 191 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 He's fucked up. 192 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Oh, Daniel Carolyn, thank you very much. Turn it up, I can't turn it up, as long as it registers, that's the main thing. 193 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Great stuff, great stuff, Watchtower, Quib, how are you, Baked, Shure, Baz, 016 Point, Hedder, Super Radial Beardsman, MEP, thank you very much for tuning in, lads, I hope you're doing well. So the weddings are back on anyway. 194 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:39,000 There's hope, hope yet for the pints as well in the pub. Publicans are hoping the 105 minute time limit, it's going to be a smash and grab lads, smash and grab. 195 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:49,000 We're already coming up with different ways of doing the 105 minutes and I was down the arts and crafts and fecking costume shop. 196 00:06:49,000 --> 00:07:00,000 So I've got something, I've got something rigged up, like you know what, involves a fake mustache, which will rest hopefully on top of my own mustache. 197 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Actually, f*** that, that won't work. After buying the f***ing false mustache as well, I forgot about that now. 198 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Unless I shave, unless I bring a f***ing, a razor or one of those wall, you can get one of those wall f***ing buzzer yokes from TK Maxx. 199 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I was in TK Maxx the other day looking for shoes. And they had the shavers. 15 euro for the sh- or 12.50 or something. If I could shave that, then, how would I grow back my f***ing mustache when the 105 minutes runs up on my previous disguise? 200 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Also, if I've had 105 minutes, am I allowed back into the f***ing establishment? 201 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:00,000 See, these are the things you need to iron out. Get f***ing, get the homework done lads. 202 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Because it's coming round the corner and it's coming fast. You don't want to be left out outside the pub. Kicked out. After what? 203 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Two scoops. Three scoops. Three if you're lucky. Four. 204 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,700 Oh. 205 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,440 Loopholes, yeah, Desmond Gellar. 206 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,200 I don't know where Multy's gone now. 207 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,160 He's fucked off somewhere. 208 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:33,300 Might have gone for an old tinkle or something. 209 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,120 Bozman, thank you very much. 210 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,700 Aliens have invaded Wexford. 211 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:42,700 Robbo Duke. 212 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,600 Thank you very much. 213 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,100 This here is now Robbo Duke. 214 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,680 Thanks for always brightening up my day here in New Jersey. 215 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,420 I can't wait to see you back behind the wheel and pedals. 216 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,260 Yep, I'm looking forward to that. 217 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,460 That'll be phase three as well, Des. 218 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,120 The bus will be back on the tarmac then. 219 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,460 The road will not know what hit it. 220 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,840 Hey, and even a few of the pedestrians. 221 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:12,780 I'm only messing. 222 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:16,480 All of that stuff that happened before was a mistake. 223 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,240 Didn't mean it. 224 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,200 I'm fucking living. 225 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,860 That's something I'm living with every night. 226 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:39,540 Falch Island published the guidelines around the reopening of barrels serving food that will see the time limit brought in and also contact tracing and pre-booking system. 227 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:45,300 Currently the limit when Boozers reopen will be in place for only three weeks. 228 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:50,240 But it is hoped it could be accelerated if progress is made. 229 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,240 Well, we're living on a knife-like. 230 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,140 Well, we're living on a knife-edge. 231 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,200 Living on a knife-edge. 232 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,180 Robbo Duke, thank you very much. 233 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,500 As well as Steph. 234 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,260 I hope you're getting on well. 235 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,740 Speed thread, someone's saying. 236 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:10,500 Mind you don't get got for showing too much of the back page. 237 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,960 Jesus Christ, didn't know that. 238 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,320 That's a good job now that it's not... 239 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,020 Remember back in the day when it was proper... 240 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,080 It was everything. 241 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:21,920 It was everything. 242 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,140 There was a lot showing anyway. 243 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,160 You're a celeb. 244 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,220 I'm fucking bored with that COVID story on the other side. 245 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,360 I might just face and... 246 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,240 I might see what's on this side of the page now. 247 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,520 Show in van on Star's families. 248 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:42,980 You're not a celeb. 249 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:43,820 Get out of here. 250 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,280 I'm a celeb. 251 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,580 Bosses are to stop flying Star's friends and family to the jungle. 252 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:48,940 Now. 253 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,540 We're into the real news now. 254 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,380 Fect the fucking COVID. 255 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,020 First time it won't be splashing out... 256 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,980 110,000 euro to fly family members. 257 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,560 Are you serious? 258 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,320 Keep them at home. 259 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,040 That's what you need the family members for. 260 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,660 They're not going to be on the telly. 261 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,980 Are they there when they come out... 262 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,400 The fucking jungle with Ant and Dick? 263 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,100 I can't remember having the family... 264 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:14,920 And they'll ruin it. 265 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,480 They'll ruin the flow. 266 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:22,360 I've seen a great... 267 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,360 I'm a celebrity. 268 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,360 I had there one time... 269 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,340 And there was a fellow who had to eat a kangaroo. 270 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,940 Either a kangaroo... 271 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,260 I can't remember if it was a kangaroo's bollock. 272 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,400 Or a rat's eyelid. 273 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,660 Or was it a fucking snail shell? 274 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,420 He had to do a fucking shot of snail slime. 275 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,840 And then he had to lick the back of a slug. 276 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,520 Oh, it was mighty. 277 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,900 He got sick. 278 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,340 He got sick. 279 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,460 Tell you what would be a good fucking bush tucker challenge. 280 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,860 Having to drink two pints out in the midsummer's evening. 281 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,320 With the light blaring on you. 282 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,120 While you get fucking slowly eaten alive by midges. 283 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,400 An idea... 284 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,400 From an ill-conceived... 285 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,480 Live stream. 286 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Any... 287 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,400 If there's any... 288 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400 Resolution or camera hounds out there... 289 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,540 Can you tell me if I'm in or out of focus? 290 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,560 I think the pints and the crisps are. 291 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:35,240 But... 292 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,180 Not sure about the... 293 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,100 The visage. 294 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,320 Get this man some deet. 295 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,680 Oh, hell man. 296 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,460 I need more than deet. 297 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,000 Look, we need a flamethrower. 298 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:51,440 Mid... 299 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,060 Midget... 300 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:52,740 Midget stream. 301 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,900 Have you ever seen a fucking midget stream? 302 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,500 It's not mighty. 303 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:06,300 The visage is on focus. 304 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,040 Thank you very much. 305 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,220 Smell of brute in the air. 306 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,380 We've got the Smell of vision. 307 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,820 Just let me just fucking sit back here and have these. 308 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,400 Read the paper, Mike. 309 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,380 You'd be... 310 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,560 You'd be hard-pressed to find a bit of good news. 311 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,180 The only good news they had was the I'm a celebrity relative. 312 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,560 And is that even good news? 313 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,560 For the relatives, it's bad, but... 314 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:38,900 Who cares? 315 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,900 Saw Midget stream once in the depths of the dark web. 316 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,040 Grim stuff, says German. 317 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,380 There's too much confusion. 318 00:13:55,380 --> 00:14:00,900 I imagine Tommy smells like leather and magic trees. 319 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,640 Gridrain 741. 320 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,640 Thank you very much. 321 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,220 Bring a second hat. 322 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:10,860 Job done. 323 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,760 You can feed Muttman a chipstick. 324 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:13,980 Please. 325 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,500 I already did there now, Gridrain. 326 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:17,940 But, um... 327 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,740 Sure, he could be back at any moment. 328 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,780 You never know with that lad. 329 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,160 He's... 330 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,120 He's a mystery beast. 331 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,220 He's a fucking mystery beast. 332 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,080 Leo Zamore for my own. 333 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,220 Not Leo Veracca. 334 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:33,940 It's another... 335 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,920 Leo DiCaprio is after the new... 336 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,120 He's got a new model... 337 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:37,840 Girlfriend. 338 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:41,600 Argentinian. 339 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,440 Leo, uh... 340 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,140 DiCaprio. 341 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,680 And then the old Titanic. 342 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,340 Jesus Christ. 343 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,160 Bad news. 344 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:58,660 Green Seer had party members penned letterage and rejection of deal. 345 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,640 I don't know what the greens are going to be at. 346 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,360 I don't think they're really going to have any, uh... 347 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,320 Shway like, you know. 348 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880 It's all the Feen of Fall, Feen of Gale, lads. 349 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:16,420 They probably think, like, you know, they're just there to nick the numbers of those green boys. 350 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,760 Now we can cut the green. 351 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,420 We're the lawnmower and they're the grass. 352 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,820 That's what they're thinking is there. 353 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,800 Maura's weekend lockdown with Love Isle Pal. 354 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,400 See this now? 355 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,580 Maura Higgins is after you. 356 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,820 Love Island pals Maura Higgins and Chris Taylor enjoyed a cozy weekend. 357 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,480 Locked down at her house. 358 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,480 Chris left on Monday. 359 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,900 In the same clothes he had worn two days earlier. 360 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,400 I wonder who has the gig of spying on people. 361 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,500 And how is it legal? 362 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,980 I mean, they gathered the information. 363 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,700 Unless these lads are fucking telling you what their business is. 364 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,820 It wouldn't surprise me as well. 365 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,840 They'd probably want to be in the papers. 366 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,480 That's Chris there with the... 367 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,400 He's got a nice cow. 368 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,120 It's a Mercedes. 369 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,540 And that's Maura. 370 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,740 You might know her or you might not. 371 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,480 An onlooker said Chris looked bleary eyed. 372 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,720 But he definitely had a spring in his step. 373 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:27,920 He's a scratch. 374 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,020 Some crack, huh? 375 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,060 He skipped to the cow. 376 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:35,720 Says. 377 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:40,600 The pair's closeness has had coached ours buzzing for months. 378 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,780 Last Saturday. 379 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,200 They met pals Jordan Haynes. 380 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,940 Michael Griffiths. 381 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,860 And Danny Williams. 382 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,020 At Sheesh Restaurant. 383 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:50,740 In Essex. 384 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,360 Imagine that. 385 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,880 That's the fucking lifestyle, isn't it? 386 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:56,580 Sheesh. 387 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,820 Sheesh kebab. 388 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,000 Maura and Chris are both 29 years of age. 389 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,060 And they left in his Mercedes. 390 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,540 And headed to her flat afterwards. 391 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,820 It's just a rundown of people's lives. 392 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:14,260 So, I mean. 393 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,480 Fair play to the guy who did the spying. 394 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:17,720 Or journalism. 395 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,220 I suppose those terms are interchangeable. 396 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,600 I wish my fucking face was interchangeable. 397 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,940 It's been absolutely mauled. 398 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,420 By a gang of miniature flies. 399 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,400 If you don't know what the midges are. 400 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:34,880 Didn't you? 401 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,000 Come off the waist. 402 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:36,720 Come off the waist. 403 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,620 With a flashlight on your head. 404 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,040 I fucking know about it. 405 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:47,220 There must be some kind of way out of here. 406 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,360 Oh. 407 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:50,720 Not too bad. 408 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,040 I wonder. 409 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,780 She wouldn't know where fucking multi I've got to. 410 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,320 Get a candle. 411 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:01,940 Midge hacks. 412 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,580 Thank you very much. 413 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,180 Midge hacks. 414 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:04,760 It's a midgi. 415 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,480 A midgi hack. 416 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,560 We've got a midgi hack. 417 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,840 The midgi hack is thus. 418 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,820 Get yourself a citronella candle. 419 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,360 Get rid of the little flies. 420 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,300 Doomsday picnic. 421 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:21,840 How are you? 422 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,960 Thank you very much for your tip. 423 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,900 And amazing artwork as well. 424 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,360 Which inspires a lot of fucking streams. 425 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:33,660 And always brings a smile to the face. 426 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,720 Thanks for that. 427 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,180 Get away from the midges you say. 428 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:36,580 Well. 429 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,340 There's nothing I can do. 430 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,080 We've got another can. 431 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,180 How's Jimmy? 432 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,240 Is Jimmy keeping well? 433 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,480 Is he still watchtowering it up? 434 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,100 I have that one on loop lads. 435 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,300 It's the only tune I could find. 436 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,320 Only tune I could find. 437 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,060 Pardon me. 438 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:05,280 Mac Tygoo. 439 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,880 Thank you very much for your tip. 440 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,640 Have you been approached by RT for any reality TV? 441 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960 The slug could have a place on dancing with the stars. 442 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:16,580 Well. 443 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,900 It's a long time since I've spun the tools. 444 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:22,960 In these yokes. 445 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,300 But they can get around like. 446 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:24,580 You know. 447 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,180 They can fucking walk up and down town. 448 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,040 I'd like to see these lads in action in a ballroom setting. 449 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,640 A ballroom scenario. 450 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,560 Closed. 451 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,620 Not live. 452 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,500 Broadcast. 453 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,440 But not live. 454 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,280 Rehearsal. 455 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,120 But yeah. 456 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,780 I fucking used to do a bit of cha-cha. 457 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,580 Back in the day. 458 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,700 This would have been. 459 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,480 A long time ago now. 460 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:55,820 Before. 461 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,740 Before Dickling was even born. 462 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,660 Before I met Mrs. Schlug even. 463 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:04,600 Yeah. 464 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,380 Foxtrot. 465 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,060 Cha-cha. 466 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:08,720 Tango. 467 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,540 Tango down. 468 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,340 Tango up. 469 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:15,700 Slip jig. 470 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,040 All the way back to the fucking hornpipe in the reel. 471 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,080 That's a different kind of jigging now. 472 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:24,960 Super C. 473 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,260 Thank you very much Super C. 474 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,420 Thanks for the cozy stream. 475 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,240 Thanks for watching. 476 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,520 Very kind of you. 477 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520 Thunder. 478 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:34,520 Thunder. 479 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,520 Thunder. 480 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:35,520 Thunder. 481 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:37,960 Thunder. 482 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,600 Scroar. 483 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,180 As well. 484 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,600 Give us the horoscope you say. 485 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,080 We're not even out of fucking. 486 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,980 Maura and Brian. 487 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:45,920 Oh Maura and Chris. 488 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,860 The Maura and Chris Diaries here. 489 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,500 By journalists. 490 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,020 Well. 491 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,380 There's no need to be naming names. 492 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,640 Even though these guys have been named. 493 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,860 They want to be named. 494 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:00,120 You know. 495 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480 These lads want to be named. 496 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:02,780 They fucking love. 497 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:03,720 They love us. 498 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,400 They love being spied on these lads. 499 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,080 Or do they. 500 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,560 Maybe they could actually take the paper to court. 501 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,260 Last Saturday. 502 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,300 They met pals Jordan. 503 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:15,840 Oh yeah. 504 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,520 We're right there. 505 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,400 They were out to the flat. 506 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,300 After they went to the fucking meal in Essex. 507 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:21,980 He was in. 508 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:22,860 Oh. 509 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,720 He got a rundown of what they were wearing. 510 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,480 Who are you wearing? 511 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,520 He was in a Hera t-shirt. 512 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:29,880 H.E. 513 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,540 Hera. 514 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,320 Shorts and headband. 515 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,440 Just as he would be on Monday. 516 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:37,640 Alright. 517 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,560 He was wearing the same. 518 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,460 The same clabber. 519 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,000 A separate source. 520 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,320 Told how the pair. 521 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,820 Were seen and heard. 522 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,620 On Maura's patio. 523 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,520 Last Sunday. 524 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:52,940 Some crack. 525 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:53,940 Patio. 526 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,780 Was it patio? 527 00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,780 Was it crazy paver? 528 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,140 The source said they were their hours chatting away. 529 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,960 Chris coupled up with Harley Brash. 530 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,660 In last July's 5th series. 531 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:10,780 But they split. 532 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,140 Soon after Lying for Beauty. 533 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,120 Maura. 534 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,180 And. 535 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,340 Curtis Pritchard. 536 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,420 Came forth. 537 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:18,700 And were an item. 538 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,140 Until she ended it in March. 539 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:20,460 Okay. 540 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,180 It's so confusing. 541 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,620 I'm glad that they had the last bit of fucking business in March. 542 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,420 It's like then. 543 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,280 Why was he. 544 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,460 She's going out with Curtis. 545 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,300 But what about Chris? 546 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:33,520 In September. 547 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,940 Chris visited Maura for a night out in Dublin. 548 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,380 Days later. 549 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,580 The pair looked close. 550 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,860 As the TV. 551 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,480 At the TV Choice Awards. 552 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,500 And he often visited her on Dancing on Ice. 553 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:46,880 Where. 554 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,740 She was linked to. 555 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,120 Skate partner. 556 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,540 Alex Dimitrio. 557 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,980 Fair play Alex. 558 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:58,200 He's some buck Alex Dimitrio for the slipping and sliding. 559 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,140 He was born bladed. 560 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,660 He was born on ice. 561 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:05,300 That lad. 562 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,060 I've seen him. 563 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,600 I've seen him glided around town. 564 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,900 During the winter months. 565 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,040 And during the summer. 566 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,720 He doesn't even need a sheet of ice. 567 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,500 He's on the rollerblades. 568 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:23,700 Oh. 569 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:23,800 Oh. 570 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,300 He was going downtown. 571 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,300 So fucking fast. 572 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:30,920 On those rollerblades. 573 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,880 I want her roller skates. 574 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,340 He did not realise. 575 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,700 That I was nipping in to fucking Sintra. 576 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,020 To buy some fags. 577 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,380 And didn't I swing open the fucking car door. 578 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,480 And I knew now there was a gap left. 579 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,260 There wasn't. 580 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:47,440 Sorry. 581 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,800 There's not enough space. 582 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,800 For a cyclist. 583 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,320 To buzz out. 584 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,360 But he was going fast. 585 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:56,880 And he just hopped up. 586 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,120 He hopped up onto the curb. 587 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,220 I opened the door. 588 00:23:59,320 --> 00:23:59,520 And then. 589 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,080 Bang. 590 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:00,580 Clapper. 591 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,140 Bash. 592 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,640 Crash. 593 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,200 Wallop. 594 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,880 Fuck you did. 595 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,500 I thought I'd fucking killed him. 596 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,720 But he was fucking sound like. 597 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,000 You know. 598 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,280 But I was angry. 599 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,220 And in retrospect. 600 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,380 I shouldn't have been given out. 601 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:12,900 But I was like. 602 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,960 You fucking roller bollocks. 603 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,980 I could have killed you. 604 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:20,900 He was like. 605 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,100 I'm fucking alive. 606 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:22,600 Am I not right? 607 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,120 Like you were going too fast. 608 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,080 I hope you had a fucking tachygraph. 609 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:29,420 For the insurance. 610 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,800 Said I've no tachygraph. 611 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,020 Take that tach now. 612 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:35,800 And fuck off. 613 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:38,820 In retrospect. 614 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,680 That was the wrong way to deal with him. 615 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,780 And I apologize to Alex. 616 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,060 A long time after that. 617 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,920 Took me a long time to. 618 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:46,300 To. 619 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,560 Be the big man. 620 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:47,820 You know. 621 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,220 And fucking. 622 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:49,920 Say I was sorry. 623 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,460 Flash month. 624 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:54,920 Chris. 625 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:56,980 Who has a pad in London. 626 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,820 Posted a video of Maura. 627 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,040 Dancing in lingerie. 628 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:02,280 Jesus. 629 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,600 Christ. 630 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,200 With shots. 631 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,260 Cut in. 632 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,180 Shots cut in. 633 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,700 So he went on the editor. 634 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,020 He must have an editor. 635 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,540 Who's editor. 636 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,060 What? 637 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:14,380 What? 638 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,080 With shots cut in. 639 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:17,720 Of him in a. 640 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,340 In a jo. 641 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,000 In a jo. 642 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,520 Jokey outfit. 643 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,620 I thought it's a jockey. 644 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,080 A jokey outfit. 645 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,920 Doesn't specify what kind of joke. 646 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,000 Or what kind of outfit that was. 647 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,440 But anyway. 648 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,360 Maura replied. 649 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,220 I couldn't wait for this. 650 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,420 For what? 651 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,860 The fucking jokey outfit. 652 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,420 A fan wrote. 653 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:35,040 Just kiss already. 654 00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:36,140 Jesus Christ. 655 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,600 Doesn't it great. 656 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,640 That they fucking report. 657 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,700 On all the news. 658 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:40,940 On. 659 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,840 On meaningless social media sites. 660 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:46,740 And then it's. 661 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,020 It's repackaged. 662 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:48,740 And sold. 663 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,140 To the general public. 664 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:53,920 Fucking great business model. 665 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,460 I need to get into that business model myself now. 666 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,680 I need a printing press. 667 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,380 I need to find a fucking printing press. 668 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,540 I seen a Gutenberg. 669 00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,460 Printing press on Dundeele. 670 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,800 The last day. 671 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,100 There was a fucking Australian fellow down in Baal. 672 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,260 And he has. 673 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,000 The whole. 674 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:15,500 Fucking. 675 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,400 Kick caboodle. 676 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,000 Gutenberg. 677 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:19,600 Made in the middle ages. 678 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,440 Made in fucking. 679 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,960 Enlightenment times. 680 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,040 I said how much? 681 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,000 He said 250. 682 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,220 I said I'll give you 240. 683 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:29,820 He said 240. 684 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:31,940 I said deal. 685 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,960 Shook the hand there. 686 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:35,880 Australian buck. 687 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:36,300 I said. 688 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,720 That's a crocodile. 689 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,300 Done deal. 690 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,400 And then he wouldn't shake the fucking hand then. 691 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,720 He said that was a racist remark. 692 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,300 Told me to fuck off. 693 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,940 So I have no press. 694 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:56,580 But I was luck. 695 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,520 I was gunning for one. 696 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:02,440 I might head down to Baal and Ann. 697 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,660 See if the Western people. 698 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,260 Although I'm not sure if they're fucking doing the printing. 699 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,640 The Western people. 700 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:09,600 I don't think they do the printing down there. 701 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,440 They might do the type. 702 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,500 They don't print the page. 703 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:13,500 They don't print the page. 704 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,520 Let's have a look here. 705 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:22,280 Declan's mother. 706 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,240 Thank you very much for your tip, Declan's mother. 707 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,920 Says you need to call me. 708 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,820 And that's from Ciaran McDermott. 709 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:49,740 You cannot be spitting and shaking hands. 710 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,380 I understand. 711 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:53,040 That was another thing he took umbrage to. 712 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,920 That you couldn't spit on the hand. 713 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,800 I said I thought that was the crack in Australia. 714 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:02,820 You did all that stuff. 715 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,560 Make sure I can get this. 716 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:08,620 You might be getting more leather jacket than you are. 717 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,460 than my voice. 718 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,380 That'll do. 719 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,300 More jacket than men. 720 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:43,900 We broke the back of the summer anyway. 721 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:48,620 Fucking. 722 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:50,460 Getting. 723 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,320 Getting the days. 724 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:53,040 It'll be getting shorter and winding in now. 725 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,520 So make the fucking most of it. 726 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,560 You'll not be long until you're sitting there. 727 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,140 Fucking dates of October, November. 728 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,020 And then fucking December. 729 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,940 Just remembering the. 730 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,380 Remembering the fucking good old days. 731 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,440 Six months ago. 732 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,120 Three months ago. 733 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,560 Four months. 734 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,340 It's been patchy enough now. 735 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,340 Patchy enough summer. 736 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,420 Weather-wise. 737 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:38,020 There's been a couple of scorches like. 738 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,920 There's been a few scorches. 739 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,600 But there hasn't. 740 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,580 We haven't had a fucking great. 741 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,340 You know. 742 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:43,760 Run over. 743 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,120 Like we did last summer. 744 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,320 There was a couple of two week chunkers. 745 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,980 Last summer. 746 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 That blew it out the fucking water. 747 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:55,860 And then the summer before that. 748 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:56,800 The fucking drought. 749 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,580 The grass turned yellow. 750 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,020 It was the summer that fucking made the grass go home. 751 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:10,760 Hose pipe ban. 752 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:11,780 Too late. 753 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,200 Implemented too late. 754 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,460 And you had cows. 755 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,220 Each fucking. 756 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,480 Do you know how much your cow takes? 757 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:21,060 Like 136 litres a day. 758 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:22,800 It's a lot of water. 759 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:23,280 Like you know. 760 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,800 They're making milk. 761 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,560 They're doing time. 762 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,720 They're on the pastures. 763 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,220 They're eating grass. 764 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,500 They need to drink. 765 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,460 They're making milk. 766 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,100 They're walking. 767 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,380 They're fucking lounging. 768 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,920 They've a lot to be doing. 769 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,380 It's a lot of water. 770 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,340 I have a few chip sticks here. 771 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,760 Correct me if I'm wrong about the 136 litres. 772 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,540 Milk for the creamy stouts. 773 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,640 I wouldn't be surprised now if moultrie. 774 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,580 Here's me with the crisps. 775 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,300 Multi. 776 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:20,300 Multi. 777 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:24,540 Multi. 778 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,020 Do you want to do a few chip sticks? 779 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,460 136 litres a day. 780 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,040 Blue sky. 781 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,920 Thanks very much. 782 00:31:38,920 --> 00:32:01,780 Irish warrior has just come in with the truth bomb. 783 00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:05,080 That it's 165 litres a day. 784 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:11,200 If that's the case. 785 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,420 Why did you not discuss. 786 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,340 Your welfare employment. 787 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,520 With the cow creamery. 788 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,460 Standards agency. 789 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,900 The elite creamery movement. 790 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,900 The elite creamery movement. 791 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,480 Why did you not discuss. 792 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:40,840 Your time. 793 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,620 At St. Kettle's creamery scouts movement. 794 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:54,260 Why did you not discuss your employment with cattle brosnan? 795 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,900 You're a liar 796 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,340 You're a liar 797 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:32,300 Cattle brosnan, cattle davits, cattle bear. Did you hear about the fucking town? The whole town has been overran by some farmers cows. They got into town and started taking, running over the shop. 798 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:35,900 Change the name. 799 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,600 To cattle bear. 800 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:54,600 Shlug looks like the cat who worked in the creamery. I feel like the cat who got the creamery there. 801 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,600 Steve Jennings, how are you? Thank you very much. 802 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,600 David Doren. Or David Doren, I beg your pardon. 803 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600 Thank you very much. 804 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,600 For your kind hearted tip. I hope you're getting on well. You're having a nice Sunday evening. 805 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,600 She said, I was watching the fucking Liverpool and Everton game earlier on, boring. 806 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,600 I don't know what the fuck's going to happen there. What's going to happen next season? 807 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,600 When the new season starts, they'd want to have crowds in or something. 808 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:44,600 I'd nearly fucking suffer a dose of COVID just so that they let the crowds in and also that they get the championship back on. 809 00:34:47,600 --> 00:35:00,600 I think that the, the positive vibes that will come from being able to see the wall being kicked from inside the stadium of McHale Park, Croke Park. 810 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,600 That might have a fucking cure and effect on the, on the COVID. Don't quote me on that. That's just a theory. 811 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,600 Hershey. Thank you very much Hershey. Lovely bit of chocolate Hershey. 812 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,600 You ever see that American chocolate stuff Hershey's? 813 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,600 It's a bit gooey. It's a bit soggy. 814 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:34,600 But it's okay. Not as good as the stuff over here. 815 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:44,600 And I, I got done there, Steve Jennings. Thank you very much for talking shite about Cadbury's and saying how class Cadbury's. 816 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,600 And then there was a load of chocolate fucking regarders. 817 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600 Who turned up to the house, started protesting outside saying, 818 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,600 "We've seen you doing a livestream talking about Cadbury's and you didn't even mention the fucking lint or the 95% cocoa buys." 819 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:06,600 They said, "Are you the fuck?" "Hold on a second. I'm after fucking waking up and you're outside protest. 820 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:19,600 Cause I'm not, I'm not saying, singing your song about the 95% cocoa. I tasted the 95% cocoa. It's like soot. It's like eating a bar of soot." 821 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,600 They said, "Fair enough, you have a point." And they fucked off. 822 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:33,600 But, eh, once you, if you step back to the protestors, if you protest back, they're not lying until they fucking go. 823 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,600 And that's, you can use that one the next time you've got them outside your house. 824 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,600 It's too bitter, Quip. It is too bitter. 825 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,600 That's nice, stout. 826 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,600 There'll be some crack when the fucking pumps are flowing. 827 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,600 You see that stout? 828 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,600 Being pumped out the fucking pump pipe. 829 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,600 At pace. 830 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,600 And Johnny down the bar there, he's got a brand new pacey little pump pipe installed during Covid. 831 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,600 He had to fucking find it. 832 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,600 He had to find lads out on the Japanese island of Okinawa. 833 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,600 Who fashion, who craft, who fashion, who craft, bespoke pint pumps. 834 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,600 He said, "Mere fucking steel." 835 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600 "Mere fucking steel." 836 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600 "Doesn't rush." 837 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:40,600 He said, "Tommy, just make sure you have a fucking tetanus when you, when you come in on the 29th." 838 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,600 "Because I haven't tested it out on the mass consumer yet." 839 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,600 "I don't want a fucking mass killing on my hands." 840 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600 "I tell you that Pol Pot was a cunt." 841 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,600 "I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day." 842 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600 "Fucking bastard." 843 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,600 "I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day." 844 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,600 "Fucking bastard." 845 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 846 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,600 "Told all the lads that it was the year zero and that's..." 847 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600 "I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day." 848 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600 "Fucking bastard." 849 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 850 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 851 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 852 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 853 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 854 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 855 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 856 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 857 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 858 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 859 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,600 "Tried to reset the clock to zero." 860 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:25,680 tried to reset the clock to zero. Told all the lads that it was the year zero and that... 861 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:33,120 I chopped this baby up. That they had to work on a big massive farm for the greater good of the populace. 862 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640 He was a real asshole. 863 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:56,560 Look at that now. It's a real small, it's a tiny head but it's... 864 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,160 It's beginning to gain volume at pace. 865 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,720 It's rising like a lovely sourdough loaf in the oven. 866 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:22,800 Of a Monday morning. First day of the baking week. 5am. I used to be in the baking unit when I was in NATO. 867 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:31,680 Trump is gonna get rid of that now. NATO, not the baking unit. If NATO goes... 868 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:39,120 I don't know what the lads in the baking unit are gonna go to. They're probably just gonna have to go commercial. Just go back to the street. 869 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,120 Those lads, they've baked bread in... 870 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,120 ...warzoots. 871 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,120 So I'm in. 872 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,800 They've a taste. They've a taste. They've a taste. Not just for the fuckin' lovely... 873 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920 ...floury... dough. 874 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920 But they've a taste for war as well, you know. 875 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,680 Some of the fuckin' bread I baked. 876 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,520 Some of those environments. 877 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:34,160 You wouldn't believe it. You would not believe it. Kaseve. Kaseve. Fucking former Yugoslavia. Afghanistan. We did it all. We did it all. Crushed. No crushed. Sourdough. Pumpernickel. 878 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:56,560 Slice, pan. Batch. Crusty Cob. Tiger. Tiger or buckler. In my own personal favour. Old grain. By the batch or by the slice. 879 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:20,960 And that fucking thrump is up there. Gathering his posse around 19,000 people. 15,000 fucking people or whatever in that stadium. Shiting on about fucking walking down a ramp for 10 or 15 minutes. Does he not realise like? 880 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:34,060 That shows the fucking insecurity of the ego. His ego is fucked. It's true. It's so big it's like a hot air balloon. And he's fucking full of hot air as well. 881 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:45,260 For years the fucking democrats had to fucking come up with a decent enough candidate. And they have Joe Biden. 882 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,640 I know the guy has roots in Mayo or whatever. But I mean for fuck's sake. 883 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,480 You're going up against a fucking TV star. You need to have your... 884 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,480 Your fucking... 885 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:18,240 Geese in order. I'm not sure what you think about that now. I don't want to go all politicking. I don't want to be all politicking. Waste time. 886 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:27,240 Titsi Marbo, thank you very much. Very kind of you. 887 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:55,640 Try to ignore American politics in general. It's easier said than drunk because it's been forced into her faces. Why? Because they're supposed leaders of the free world. Terrible news. 888 00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:19,080 About some bachelor. Another bit of bad news. Kyle Walker is in a bit of bad trouble as well. Epstein, Jesus Christ. 889 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:48,440 Paris flat hideout of Epstein, Madam. So they found Maxwell. She's in Paris. Maxwell's ball toll is by the Israeli embassy in Paris. Next door to the Israeli embassy. Apartment block where Maxwell has been staying in Posh Avenue, Matignon. Matignon. 890 00:43:48,440 --> 00:44:03,320 Matignon. Apologies, sir. Man fancy a name, Pat, Rebyon. Eh. Same murder. Absolute murder. Fucking murder. Blue murder. 891 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:17,480 Futurist socialite, Ghislaine Maxwell has been hiding out in Paris. Close to Jeffrey Epstein's, or Jepstein for short, is 8 million. Pedopad. 892 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:31,280 I wonder is it on the market as, on Daft, the, whatever the French equivalent is of Daft. Luxury, luxury pedopad. 8.5 million. 893 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,080 Great to mean it is. 894 00:44:36,920 --> 00:45:03,660 Five bedrooms. Five bedrooms. Seven toilets. Two sitting rooms. A good room. And a fucking cupboard. Maxwell, one of the world's most wanted women, fled to France, where she was born. Alright. To avoid questioning in the US. Just some crack, isn't it? The fucking, can Interpol? Surely Interpol can, can get onto them. 895 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:19,660 The global police network now. Not the, uh, the indie band from... From the turn of the millennium. The early 2000s. The 58-year-old vanished from public life in 2016. 896 00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:33,420 Into a secret bolt hole. On Avenue Matignon. In, uh, Paris's exclusive 8th. Around this morning. To remain undetected. 897 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:49,940 Some fucking born identity shit, this. Their luxurious property is linked to a millionaire business contact based in Normandy, who offered to let her use it, while the global hunt for her continued. 898 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:57,540 Send in the fucking, uh, the special tech ops. Send in the special boys. 899 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,740 They'll fucking smoke her out. 900 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,000 Or buy the apartment next door for a fucking lease. 901 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,300 Or lease it out and fucking move in undesirables. 902 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,180 Who stay up late and play fucking shite music. 903 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:17,760 Smoke in the hallways and fucking have friends around. 904 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:18,980 All the time. 905 00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:23,140 Imagine that worked. 906 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:25,120 Just imagine that. 907 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,500 She remained in Paris during the virus crisis. 908 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,860 And hopes to benefit from her status as French citizen. 909 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,660 Avoid extradition. 910 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,400 She's laying in moving locations every month to keep private investigators off her tail. 911 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,120 And staying at the residences of trusted colleagues. 912 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,640 Fucking hell, man. 913 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,480 That is not a nice life. 914 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,760 Imagine that. 915 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:10,100 Wouldn't surprise me now if you have the fucking royal family and Trump and all these lads who are associated with Epstein. 916 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,520 Bankrolling Maxwell. 917 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,960 Even though she doesn't need to be bankrolled. 918 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,140 She's probably all his estate. 919 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,720 But they'll be definitely fucking advising. 920 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,080 They don't need her fucking speaking. 921 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:30,720 Meanwhile, the ground troops on the front line who have to do the job of trying to fucking hunt her down. 922 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,060 They're doing it. 923 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,740 Without the big support. 924 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,320 Like, you know. 925 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:45,280 Shadow of the fucking government figures and all sorts now saving Maxwell. 926 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,060 Crazy world. 927 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,580 And Prince Andrew as well. 928 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,520 He needs to be questioned. 929 00:47:56,300 --> 00:47:57,880 And not on fucking question time. 930 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:02,080 The BBC, if you think about it, like, he needs to be questioned by the feds. 931 00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:08,260 I have a good mind to give the fucking feds a ring there tomorrow or tonight. 932 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,420 Might be a bit late now. 933 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,540 Give them a ring in the morning and see if they're... 934 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,320 See if they've actually thought about maybe fucking paying a visit over, like, you know. 935 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,140 The Americans can fucking do what they want. 936 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,680 They can do what the fuck they want in the world. 937 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,720 The world is their oyster. 938 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,680 You know, they'll do it. 939 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,400 Whatever they want, they'll go and do it. 940 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:32,040 Doesn't mean she won't be prosecuted for her links to Websteam. 941 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:35,380 But if she does end up facing charges, it'll be in France and not the US. 942 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,460 The French will do fuck all. 943 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,580 Tyvek pouch. 944 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:49,020 Thank you very much for your tip. 945 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,920 They don't have a bit of tippage. 946 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,060 That's kind of you. 947 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,960 And Garda took my CBD. 948 00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,640 Thank you very much. 949 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,840 I hope that you got over that horrible ordeal. 950 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:11,340 I've been dispossessed of your completely 100% illegal and safe CBD. 951 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,260 Not a placebo. 952 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:22,400 Others claim to have seen Ghislaine Maxwell walking away from the Israeli embassy. 953 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,000 A fortified glass building. 954 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,740 Why is it made out of glass? 955 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:36,700 Hey, don't throw rocks if you live inside a fucking glass embassy. 956 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,980 Someone would want to tell the Israelis. 957 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,300 Others claim to have seen her walking away from the embassy. 958 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:46,740 Blah, blah, blah. 959 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:51,580 It's guarded 24 hours a day by armed gendarmes. 960 00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:53,080 At checkpoints. 961 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,700 At either end of the street. 962 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,540 With undercover Mossad agents. 963 00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,020 Patrolling regularly. 964 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:07,380 Maxwell's closeness to the Israeli embassy is likely to fuel conspiracy theories about who's protecting her. 965 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,200 It has been claimed she was a foreign intelligence asset. 966 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,380 Working for Israel. 967 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:16,360 Fucking hell. 968 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,440 She is undercover, man. 969 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,900 She is fucking under lock and key. 970 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:24,220 She is a glass house. 971 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,080 Kibbutz liver. 972 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,800 Oh. 973 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:38,840 No ifs. 974 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,080 No kibbutz. 975 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,400 Good luck. 976 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,520 Her exact whereabouts remain a mystery. 977 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:47,700 But she is said to be determined to stay in Paris. 978 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,560 She first vanished. 979 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:57,520 When prosecutors began re-examining hundreds of criminal complaints against her former boyfriend Epstein. 980 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,100 In the autumn of 2016. 981 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,700 The Sun has offered 10 grand. 982 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,380 Fucking hell reward. 983 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,500 To anyone who can provide information. 984 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,520 Which directly results in us. 985 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,200 Us being the Sun newspaper. 986 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:14,460 Successfully making contact with her in person. 987 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,300 I don't think the Sun newspaper is going to get into the Israeli embassy. 988 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,620 For 10 grand. 989 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,780 The last public sighting was said to have been last August. 990 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,480 When she was photographed in LA. 991 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:32,300 Fast food. 992 00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:33,420 Joint. 993 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:35,380 Sorry. 994 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:35,820 A bit of. 995 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,440 A bit of a booze bop. 996 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,780 She was in. 997 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,260 She was in a burger joint in LA. 998 00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:42,400 Called In and Out Burger. 999 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,500 This is Maxwell now. 1000 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:45,340 She has the fuck. 1001 00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:46,640 She knows where the bodies are buried. 1002 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:50,800 By CIA spies. 1003 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,520 But the pictures. 1004 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,140 Taken just days after Epstein committed. 1005 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,520 Committed suicide. 1006 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:57,020 Now. 1007 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,220 It's not in quotes in here. 1008 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:58,400 But. 1009 00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,980 Thought I'd throw it in. 1010 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,540 In jail. 1011 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,760 Were later exposed as photoshopped fakes. 1012 00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,340 Wasn't he fucking committing suicide? 1013 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,060 A week or two after getting bit. 1014 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,040 I heard he got fucking jumped by a gang of fucking lads who were on the clock. 1015 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:32,440 Some fucker. 1016 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:32,520 Some fucker. 1017 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:38,440 What is it about billionaires? 1018 00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:44,260 You know, that kind of shady world, you know, is it deep? 1019 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:48,260 It just goes to fucking show you, no matter how much money and power you get. 1020 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:56,260 It doesn't fucking make things any better, like, you know, it doesn't make you any better as a person. 1021 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,260 You could be fucked. 1022 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,260 It makes you fucking worse. 1023 00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:05,260 It makes you probably fucking worse. 1024 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:17,260 I was speaking to Tom down at the post office the other day. He had a package. 1025 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:29,260 Don't know what it was, but he was saying Bill Gates, who made microdots, was fucking doing charity work the globe over. 1026 00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:34,260 But he had shady stuff in the cupboard. 1027 00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:38,260 Because he wasn't letting animal. 1028 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,260 Shady, boys. 1029 00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:59,260 See what you're saying about that, if you know anything about Gates. 1030 00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:03,260 And another thing, whatever about Bill Gates. 1031 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:08,260 Has anybody fucking stopped to fucking ask Gareth Gates? 1032 00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:13,260 Has anybody even fucking, does anybody even know what Gareth Gates is? 1033 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:18,260 He could hold a tune, that lad. 1034 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,260 I tell you, he's not been singing any tunes lately. 1035 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,260 Get a hold of fucking Gareth Gates, he'll fucking sing a few tunes. 1036 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:28,260 He's not singing tunes now, why? 1037 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,260 Because the tunes he's not... 1038 00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:32,260 If he sings those tunes, 1039 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,260 and the fucking FBI, the CIA, 1040 00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:37,260 all those lads will be on. 1041 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:42,260 Terence O.R., thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip Terence. 1042 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,260 Can you please give a shout-out to Carol Madden? 1043 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:48,260 Carol, I hope you're getting on well, buddy. 1044 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,260 Thanks for tuning in. 1045 00:54:56,260 --> 00:55:00,260 Steve Jennings remembered the summer full of wasps there, 10 or 12 years ago. 1046 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,260 What the fuck was going on that year? 1047 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:03,260 I don't know, it was wasp. 1048 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,260 It was wasp or bust. 1049 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,260 It was saying wash your hands now, 1050 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:10,260 but back then it was fucking wasp your hands. 1051 00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,260 I remember getting up one morning to wash the face. 1052 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:14,260 I turned the tap on. 1053 00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:15,260 Cold tap. 1054 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:16,260 Just wasps. 1055 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:17,260 Came out. 1056 00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,260 It's like that film. 1057 00:55:20,260 --> 00:55:21,260 Fucking Candyman or Handyman. 1058 00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:24,260 Remember that? 1059 00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,260 I think they're making a remake of it. 1060 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,260 If you look into the mirror, 1061 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,260 and you see Handyman five times, 1062 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,260 some fella comes around and fucking fix the pipes, 1063 00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:38,260 and does a bit of work on the botched electrics in the house. 1064 00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:43,260 Crazy. 1065 00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,260 There was another one Francis was telling us about as well. 1066 00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,260 It was a blue movie called Randyman. 1067 00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:01,260 Well, if you look in the mirror and you see Randyman five times. 1068 00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:08,260 Well, I'm not going to say, but let's just say there was no need for the old blue pills anyway. 1069 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,260 That's Maxwell's. 1070 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:14,260 That's fucking Maxwell there. 1071 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:15,260 She's in the Israelis. 1072 00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:16,260 The Israeli embassy. 1073 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:22,260 I'm not going to say that. 1074 00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:22,260 I'm not going to say that. 1075 00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,260 I'm not going to say that. 1076 00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:24,260 I'm not going to say that. 1077 00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:25,260 I'm not going to say that. 1078 00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:26,260 I'm not going to say that. 1079 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:27,260 I'm not going to say that. 1080 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:28,260 I'm not going to say that. 1081 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,260 I'm not going to say that. 1082 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,260 I'm not going to say that. 1083 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:31,260 I'm not going to say that. 1084 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:32,260 I'm not going to say that. 1085 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,260 I'm not going to say that. 1086 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,260 I'm not going to say that. 1087 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,260 I'm not going to say that. 1088 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:36,260 I'm not going to say that. 1089 00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,260 I'm not going to say that. 1090 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,260 I'm not going to say that. 1091 00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,260 I'm not going to say that. 1092 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,260 I'm not going to say that. 1093 00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:41,260 I'm not going to say that. 1094 00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:42,260 I'm not going to say that. 1095 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:43,260 I'm not going to say that. 1096 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,260 I'm not going to say that. 1097 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:45,260 I'm not going to say that. 1098 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260 I'm not going to say that. 1099 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,260 I'm not going to say that. 1100 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,260 I'm not going to say that. 1101 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,260 I'm not going to say that. 1102 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,260 I'm not going to say that. 1103 00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:51,260 I'm not going to say that. 1104 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,260 I'm not going to say that. 1105 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,260 I'm not going to say that. 1106 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:54,260 I'm not going to say that. 1107 00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:55,260 I'm not going to say that. 1108 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,260 I'm not going to say that. 1109 00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:57,260 I'm not going to say that. 1110 00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,260 I'm not going to say that. 1111 00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,260 I'm not going to say that. 1112 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,260 I'm not going to say that. 1113 00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:01,260 I'm not going to say that. 1114 00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:02,260 I'm not going to say that. 1115 00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,260 I'm not going to say that. 1116 00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,260 I'm not going to say that. 1117 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:05,260 I'm not going to say that. 1118 00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:06,260 I'm not going to say that. 1119 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:07,260 I'm not going to say that. 1120 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,260 I'm not going to say that. 1121 00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:09,260 I'm not going to say that. 1122 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,260 I'm not going to say that. 1123 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:14,260 Timeline of Epstein here. 1124 00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:18,260 20 year link of Prince. 1125 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:25,260 In 1999 Prince Andrew was first thought to have met Jeff Epstein through mutual pal Maxwell. 1126 00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:31,260 Both Epstein and Maxwell attended a party at Windsor Castle. 1127 00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:32,260 Fuck off. 1128 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:34,260 Sure the royals were in it. 1129 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:36,260 The royals were on it. 1130 00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:46,500 Andrew is alleged to have schlepped with all these fucking girls. 1131 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,500 Jesus Christ. 1132 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:49,340 The royal has denied the claims. 1133 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:52,500 Epstein strikes plead with the US. 1134 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,020 Epstein released from prison. 1135 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:57,820 Duke quits over the rule in 2011. 1136 00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:03,500 Virginia Roberts, Prince Andrew, US reexamined. 1137 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:09,500 Fucking crazy. 1138 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,780 Fucking crazy man. 1139 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:16,860 They say Maxwell's father was killed by Masset. 1140 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:19,780 Crazy isn't it? 1141 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:23,940 If it's through its...I don't know what to believe. 1142 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:30,980 There's so much double crossing and towing and throwing going on. 1143 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:34,660 The RD have busted a big load of drugs that have been piling into the country. 1144 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,980 6.66 million. 1145 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:36,980 666. 1146 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,980 Number of the beast. 1147 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:54,980 In one raid a Dublin man was arrested in Amsterdam when cocaine was 112...1.12 million was found after Dutch cops stormed the flat. 1148 00:58:54,980 --> 00:59:00,980 In another raid herbal cannabis was discovered hidden in a container. 1149 00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:01,980 Load of fruit coming into the country. 1150 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,980 Fruit and veg. 1151 00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:03,980 Fruit and veg. 1152 00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:05,980 Fucking electric lettuce. 1153 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,980 Fucking electric lettuce. 1154 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:09,980 Crazy cabbage. 1155 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:12,980 That's what that was. 1156 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:17,980 Lockdown lettuce. 1157 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,980 I know a few lads who were on the lockdown lettuce. 1158 00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:22,980 The past while. 1159 00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:24,980 Fucking cabbage patched. 1160 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,980 Meat and veg lads as well. 1161 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:27,980 Max Darwin knows all about it. 1162 00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:28,980 Curly kale. 1163 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,980 What the fuck? 1164 00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:35,980 A new tool kit designed to help people working with refugees and immigrants has been launched. 1165 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,980 The refugee resettlement kit. 1166 00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:38,980 What is it? 1167 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:39,980 Is this a fucking app? 1168 00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:40,980 Is this on the app store? 1169 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,980 Available on new Android iOS. 1170 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,980 Devised by migrant NGO Doris in association with the UNHCR. 1171 00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:46,980 Is aimed at people working in resettlement and community sponsorship. 1172 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:53,460 and immigrants has been launched. The Refugee Resettlement Kit. What is it? Is this a fucking app? 1173 00:59:53,460 --> 01:00:02,740 Is this on the App Store? Available on new Android iOS. Devised by migrant NGO Doris in association with the UNHCR. 1174 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:12,020 Is aimed at people working in resettlement and community sponsorship. Free online resource. 1175 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:41,500 A search has been launched after a young man escaped from a Garda station. Now, keep your eyes peeled for this lad. The incident happened at around 8.30pm on Wednesday night in Drada Garda station. Drada. It is understood that the 22 year old was being held for an alleged theft. 1176 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:51,500 He is believed to be from West Dublin area. Garda are currently on the hunt for the individual and investigations are continuing. 1177 01:00:53,500 --> 01:01:11,500 A spokeswoman said Garda and Drada are investigating an incident of a man. 22. Unlawfully at large investigations ongoing. So, repetition of what they told us there in the previous paragraph. Paragraph. 1178 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:25,500 Jack Whitehall has been in the news here. The comedian. He said that he was sacked as a waiter when he was starting out in comedy. Which is... 1179 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:31,500 I'll tell you where you went wrong now Jack. You shouldn't have been waiting tables. You should have been telling jokes on the fucking stage. 1180 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:41,500 Because he was trying out new material on customers. Alright okay, so he wasn't on stage. He was in a side job okay, I understand. Sorry Jack. 1181 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:50,500 The comedian told the BBC Saturday kitchen that a diner complained to his manager that he was spending too much time talking to them. 1182 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:59,500 Whitehall said I was a waiter once and I got sacked because I started doing stand up comedy and the manager had a complete... 1183 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,500 It's the same thing as what it said dogs. 1184 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,500 Filling out the pages I suppose. 1185 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,500 They have to be filled out otherwise what's gonna go in just... 1186 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,500 Stories that are free on the internet. 1187 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,500 That was probably from the fucking internet for free anyway. 1188 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,500 But you know what, it's great to have it written on paper. 1189 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,500 Antiquated. 1190 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:32,500 I like all my social media repackaged, repurposed on paper and then sold back to... sold to me. 1191 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,500 The customers wouldn't mind but the jokes were cack. 1192 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500 Said Antonio Prolo. 1193 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,500 I hope you're getting on well Antonio. 1194 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,500 Terence thanks for the tip. 1195 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,500 As well as... 1196 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,500 Irish lad... 1197 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,500 Who says... 1198 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,500 Happy anniversary to my old pair. 1199 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,500 Cahil and Nora. 1200 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,500 Donegal for Sam. 1201 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,500 Thank you very much. 1202 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,500 And also N-N-T-N-T-C thank you very much. 1203 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,500 Be careful what you say on stream Tommy. 1204 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,500 We don't want you to... 1205 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:10,500 We don't want you to... 1206 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:11,500 We don't want you disappeared. 1207 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,500 Because I don't want to be disappeared either. 1208 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,500 I don't want to be fucking disappeared. 1209 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,500 I don't want to be fucking disappeared. 1210 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:22,500 For talking about Epstein. 1211 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,500 Or Maxwell. 1212 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500 Or any of those lads. 1213 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500 Thanks for the tip. 1214 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500 Elon Musk. 1215 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500 He's some fucking buck isn't he for the money and the rockets. 1216 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,500 Elon Musk. 1217 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:25,500 He sold a million... 1218 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,500 Sold one of his homes for 26 million. 1219 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,500 According to reports. 1220 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,500 The Tesla boss said... 1221 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:28,500 The home... 1222 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,500 Which is in... 1223 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,500 Bel Air. 1224 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,500 In Los Angeles. 1225 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,460 Thanks for the tip. 1226 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:35,740 Elon Musk. 1227 01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,480 He's some fucking buck, isn't he, for the money and the rockets. 1228 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:48,360 Elon Musk sold one of his homes for $26 million, according to reports. 1229 01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:58,520 The Tesla boss said the home, which is in Bel Air, in Los Angeles, 1230 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:11,540 he sold it to a farm tied to Chinese billionaire, William Ding. 1231 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,880 Fucking ding ding jackpot. 1232 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,720 So if it's $26 million, you're in the fucking money, Musk. 1233 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,280 Musk, if you're watching, if you want to come down to me, give us a shout. 1234 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,740 We'll take you out and see the sights. 1235 01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:33,220 You can do a rocket launch out here if you want. 1236 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,380 I know a lad who has a field. 1237 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,240 Fuck all going on. 1238 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:44,940 There's no, it's shite, shite, you know, for the, there's no animals on it because it's shite for the grass. 1239 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,400 It's not fertile. 1240 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,740 So he does use it for fucking old bangers. 1241 01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:58,680 So you could fucking go out there and launch one of your rockets or do any of your test launches or whatever the fuck you're doing. 1242 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:09,140 Musk told Twitter that he was selling up, writing, I'm selling almost all physical possessions. 1243 01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:11,140 We'll own no house. 1244 01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:15,920 He added just one stipulation on the sale. 1245 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,100 I own Gene Wilder's old house. 1246 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:23,340 It cannot be turned down or lose any of its soul. 1247 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,060 That's Gene Wilder's the fucking chocolate man. 1248 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,660 Willie Wanker. 1249 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,740 There was a lad down town. 1250 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:37,520 He was an absolute fucking gobshite. 1251 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,840 He used to be coming in fucking, was it William? 1252 01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:44,020 The fuck was his fucking name now? 1253 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,720 William Gwist or something. 1254 01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:51,980 Can't remember anyway. 1255 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,900 What are you fucking name? 1256 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:55,200 He was mad into the chocolate. 1257 01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:57,480 Did the other fucking have a name for him? 1258 01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,440 Willie Wanker. 1259 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,680 Willie Wanker and the chocolate bar addiction. 1260 01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:11,100 I came out with one of the nights and I was like, 1261 01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,600 Hey, Charlie and the Dickhead Factory. 1262 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,220 And no one really laughed now. 1263 01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:25,260 I only realised in retrospect this didn't really make any sense. 1264 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:31,920 That's the pint down anyway. 1265 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,240 That's the stout in the can. 1266 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,300 Or out of the can. 1267 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,340 It's inside this can. 1268 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,340 Thank you very much for your tip there, Daisy. 1269 01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:44,780 Medical. 1270 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,300 I hope you're getting on well. 1271 01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:48,940 Out of the fucking Daisy, Jane. 1272 01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:52,140 Yeah, we're luckier now. 1273 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,120 We'll say goodnight and God bless. 1274 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,640 Roald Dahl did actually write a novel along with his kids books. 1275 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,520 I'd like to read that. 1276 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,100 I'd like to see that. 1277 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:03,420 The Roald Dahl book now. 1278 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,280 The fucking, was it an autobiography? 1279 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:06,600 Boy. 1280 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,220 That's a good one now. 1281 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:09,920 Good book. 1282 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,360 We'll see you later anyway. 1283 01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:20,140 We're going to get off. 1284 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,160 The face is going to be absolutely cabbaged. 1285 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:23,840 By tomorrow. 1286 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,960 Because of these fucking midges. 1287 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,240 David Oce, have a good night. 1288 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,580 Thanks very much for watching everyone. 1289 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,260 We'll talk to you later on. 1290 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:41,440 We'll be back in the pub soon. 1291 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,040 They're going to be opening up soon. 1292 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,280 It's going to be a 90 minute smash and grab. 1293 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,320 105 minute smash and grab. 1294 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,160 Get in, get out. 1295 01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:49,020 Get the pints drunk. 1296 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,440 Get out. 1297 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,560 On 104 minutes. 1298 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:58,620 Around the fucking corner where you have the box full of disguises and the jokey suits. 1299 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,680 I might get on to Maura Higgins' boyfriend for a jokey suit. 1300 01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:04,940 And head back into the pub after I've been bowed. 1301 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,300 We'll talk to you later on anyway. 1302 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,220 Best of luck. 1303 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:16,020 Good night and God bless. 1304 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:46,000 Good night. 1305 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000 Good night. 1306 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000 Good night. 1307 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,000 Good night. 1308 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000 Good night. 1309 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:50,000 Good night. 1310 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Good night. 1311 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Good night. 1312 01:08:51,000 --> 01:09:20,980 Thank you. 1313 01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:50,960 Thank you. 1314 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:51,960 Bye.