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How are you getting on?

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What's the story?

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Thanks for joining us.

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We're here for another night of football.

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A veritable feast of football.

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We're three minutes.

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Stream is three minutes behind.

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So you know that.

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It's just kicked off.

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I'm actually looking at the first 10 seconds of it.

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I've only just elapsed here.

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So welcome to the stream.

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Joining me from World West Pre-Station still is Francis, incarcerated.

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Francis, are you there?

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How are you keeping, Tom?

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Not too bad.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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The only thing is, I've actually been talking to them and I'm having a medical checkup.

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The one that I was asking for yesterday, they said I'm going to be able to do it today.

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So it could happen.

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Unfortunately, I might have to head off during the match at some stage, which is a bit of a pain.

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But because already PSG are attacking out the blocks, it looks like Mbappe is definitely going to do the full 90 minutes.

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He was a bit of a doubt after taking a knock in the last match in the French League.

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But he's here today.

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Yep.

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It's great to see the almighty force of superstar Galacticos lining out.

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And on both sides of the situation as well.

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You've got Kielo Navas in goal for PSG.

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You've got a back line consisting of Lorenzo Marquinhos, Kim Beppe and Becker.

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And then you've got Parides, Guillaume Verratti in midfield.

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And then that unbelievable trident of striking prowess.

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Kielo Navas backed up by the two boys, Neymar and Angel Di Maria.

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It's a full force display from the boys.

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The French lads, even those zero French boys really in the team.

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Maybe there's one or two, but hardly any, you know?

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Yeah, well, I mean, you look at Man City, it's an international line-up.

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Oh, here come PSG on the attack now with Mbappe.

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He puts the ball through to Neymar.

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Neymar takes the right left.

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And the shot goes straight into the hands of Marius.

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The keepsake for Man City.

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Two minutes gone here.

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First blood to PSG.

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Yeah, well, we're going to be seeing a lot more of that tonight, I'd say.

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You've got Neymar doing his little Brazilian samba tricks.

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And then you've got Mbappe, who is French in fairness, you know?

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I was giving out about the lack of Frenchies in the side.

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But Mbappe is well and truly French.

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Thank you for the tip.

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Mark, thank you very much for your tip there.

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I hope you're getting on well, Mark.

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Meal update from prison.

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Francis asks Mark.

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It's just the same old beans and tea today.

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This time, they threw an extra sausage in.

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I know I haven't...

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There's only two sausages in that image there.

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But they actually threw a third sausage into the bargain.

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I was absolutely over the moon about that.

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So, yeah, it's good times.

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Good times.

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And, you know, the medical checkup.

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They're bringing me to some doctor's place, which is down the road.

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Here comes City now, De Bruyne.

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De Bruyne nearly got a shot on there.

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And I think it's gone out for either a throw or a goal kick.

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I'm not sure.

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Because it's gone right down to the corner of the pitch.

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Where the corner flag is.

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Vinegar stroke 69.

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Thank you very much.

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Well, Tommy, how did Francis get through the night?

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Anyone get a hold of his brown?

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I...

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Look, I'm not gonna read out those comments if there's a bit of badness into them.

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What are they saying, Tom?

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His brown what?

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It's not worth...

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It's not gonna get you scared up like, you know, you said yesterday.

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You had a bit of trouble with the anxiety.

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I did, Tom.

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I did.

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But I'm going to the doctor soon enough.

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Here come PSG now on the attack.

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Ball comes into the area.

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The danger zone.

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It's gone over the head of Neymar and then blasted away by Kyle Walker.

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Only so far as the middle dish.

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Looks like PSG are...

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are fighting harder than Man City in this opening five minutes here.

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If you're watching the game live, you might be on seven minutes.

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We're only on four and a half.

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So you get the gr...

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You get the drift.

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You know what I'm...

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I'm saying there.

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It sounded like you were saying you...

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You get the grift there.

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It was a schlip of the tongue.

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Yeah, hopefully it wasn't a Freudian schlip.

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There was plenty of that kind of crack the other day when we were doing the Leeds game.

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Remember you was...

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Robin Cock came onto the pitch.

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Yeah.

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And when you're...

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When you're dealing with words like his name, you better be careful what you say before and after.

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Because it could go absolutely tits up.

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And it did!

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Yep.

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Five minutes have elapsed anyway, so...

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I looked yesterday back at the stream from yesterday and there's people in the chat the whole time going...

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Lads, you're behind!

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You're behind!

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That's just the way it is!

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I can't deal with the situation at the moment.

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I can only give you what I've got!

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And at the moment, you're looking at a...

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You're looking at a stream which is two and a half, three minutes behind.

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That's just the way it is, lads.

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Deal with it.

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Yeah, you heard the uncle.

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You heard the uncle.

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Deal with it, lads.

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Thank you very much anyway, VinegarStroke69 for that.

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I suppose people just want to know how you're getting on and was it a good night?

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Ah, it was grand, yeah.

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I was dragged away from the stream kicking and screaming and crying again.

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And Trent!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Trent!

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How are ya?

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My good friend, Trent.

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How the hell are you doing?

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thanks very much for the Trent tip.

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That's very kind of ya.

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I hope you're doing well.

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And yesterday really did keep the wind in the sails.

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And I suppose that was something to go to bed thinking about yesterday, Francis.

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It was indeed.

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It was indeed, yes.

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I was lying down on this shitty mattress.

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I suppose you can call it a mattress.

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It's just a bit of styrofoam.

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It's like a gym mat.

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And I was sleeping on that.

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Back was in bits.

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And I just was comforted by the thought of Trent all night long.

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Great stuff. Lovely stuff. The finest of stuff.

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Man City are holding the ball down, but it looks like Neymar is very, very nippy.

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He's getting in there and intercepting passes and whatnot.

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And I suppose when you've got the mix of Mbappe's explosive acceleration,

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and then you've got the intricate intricacies of Neymar,

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oh, here's the long ball over the top from Man City, but it's a blank ball.

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A blank ball.

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I suppose when you've got those two lads up front,

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it really is a danger zone scenario for the cetisians.

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And Pepsi Guardicola doing his little shouting act on the side of the lines there,

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earning his keep, and just really shouting loud.

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You don't really get that with the other book for PSG.

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Who even is the other book for PSG?

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I don't even know who the manager is for that team.

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Paciutino.

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Paciutino.

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You know, he used to manage Spurs.

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He did.

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He really did.

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And he left them then.

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Maybe he just wasn't arsed with Spurs anymore, but they don't seem to really be that good with their managers,

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you know, in keeping them or then employing them and then having to fire them and give them a big payout and stuff like that.

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You wonder what's going on at the top level there.

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You really wouldn't know.

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Levy is the book that runs that set up there.

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He came under a lot of consternation during last week, as we all know, because of that Super League.

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Clap track.

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Absolute clap track, Tom.

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And Tottenham shouldn't even have been considered part of the Super League set up, if you ask me, because they're not even good enough to.

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They're not even in the top five, are they?

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Couldn't really tell you about that.

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Trent says, ye lads are the hardest streamers in this star, star, star, star, star, star.

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I don't know whether or not the words that you've used have been censored by the machine.

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But then you said, putting all of Twitch on your back.

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Thank you very much.

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And Pineapple has just chimed in there with a lovely three euro affection sentiment package.

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It's the stimulus, it's the pineapple stimulus package we've been looking for for a long time.

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Actually, since yesterday.

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Actually, we weren't even looking for it.

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But I want to say something, Pineapple.

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You are the best fruit in the world.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thanks very much for the tip there.

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Don't wave at anybody.

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It says, orange is the new black.

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Arlene Foster sharing a cell with Frances.

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She'd give Frances, I'm not going to read the end of that.

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But a big shout out goes to Arlene Foster, who quit the DUP today.

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She's gone on to bigger and better things.

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I actually heard she's going on loan to Atletico Madrid.

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Till the end of the season?

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Indefinitely.

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00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,480
It's an open-ended rolling loan contract.

257
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,220
I didn't hear about that now.

258
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,040
Yeah.

259
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,440
And do you know who organized it?

260
00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:15,220
Who?

261
00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,140
Loanstar.

262
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,180
Do you know that band from the 90s, Loanstar?

263
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:24,420
They sang kind of a rubbishy love song.

264
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,920
Can't even remember the song.

265
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,220
That's how forgettable it was.

266
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:28,800
Oh, yeah.

267
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,480
I remember it now.

268
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,480
It just keeps getting better.

269
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:34,520
Yeah.

270
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,520
It goes like that.

271
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,260
I don't know if it was like, I don't want to close my eyes.

272
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,420
I don't want to fall asleep.

273
00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,420
No, that was Aerosmith.

274
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,540
That was Aerosmith.

275
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:43,920
You're right.

276
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,760
What was Loanstar singing?

277
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,000
I don't know.

278
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,280
Does anybody in the chat there know what Loanstar was doing in the 90s, what their song was?

279
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,180
Anybody at all?

280
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:02,740
There are no Loanstar fans out there because nobody's bloody telling us.

281
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,080
Come on, lads.

282
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,880
Baby, I'm amazed by you.

283
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:10,580
You've got it.

284
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,420
Dermot Connolly.

285
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:14,900
Baby, I'm amazed by you.

286
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,320
Can't remember how it bloody went, though.

287
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:20,800
Maybe.

288
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,080
I'm trying to think of it now.

289
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,700
I just remember the refrain,

290
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,840
It just keeps getting better.

291
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,940
And I actually remember that bit more than any part of the song because

292
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:34,000
when on first listen, I remember hearing,

293
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,160
It just keeps getting better.

294
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,760
And then the rest of the song didn't get any better.

295
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,820
Well, I think he's just talking about his relationship with the woman

296
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,300
that he's talking about in the song.

297
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,040
Or man time.

298
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,000
He never specified.

299
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:47,760
Could have been a fella.

300
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,280
Could have been a fella.

301
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,480
But he wasn't talking about the song getting better.

302
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:53,880
Well, I know that.

303
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,140
I know that for certain because it was cack.

304
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,540
Here comes Angel Di Mariae down the left.

305
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,680
Tries to send a ball in, but it's blocked by Kyle Walker.

306
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:06,220
And it's gone out for a Paris Saint-Germain-Grier.

307
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,920
Corner ball from the corner flag.

308
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,500
And who will step up to take the corner ball for these boys now?

309
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,540
It wouldn't surprise me if it's Mbappe or Neymar.

310
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,360
It's Neymar.

311
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,000
It's Neymar.

312
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:18,980
Neymar ball, boys.

313
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,260
Neymar ball.

314
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,440
Name your balls.

315
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,920
And Neymar about to step up here to the task.

316
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,100
Neymar Jr.

317
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,220
Ball comes in.

318
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,180
It's a lovely ball.

319
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:33,880
Finds Mbappe.

320
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,300
He does a dummy.

321
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:35,920
A shimmy.

322
00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:36,860
Plays it back.

323
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,140
Long range pile driver.

324
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:42,140
Low drive from Florenzi, I think it was.

325
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:43,920
It's ricocheted.

326
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,220
It's falling back to Neymar.

327
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:45,740
Neymar.

328
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,280
He's doing his little samba.

329
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,200
Oh, one, two.

330
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:48,740
Cheeky.

331
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:49,420
Lovely shot.

332
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,580
And it's tipped over the bar from Mariae.

333
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:56,500
And that's PSG looking dangerous.

334
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,640
And it was a lovely, lovely piece of play.

335
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,120
Lovely, lovely piece of pudding.

336
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,880
Thank you very much, Big Tripod.

337
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,440
August.

338
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,000
Anaconda GZ.

339
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,820
In the easy with the fur.

340
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:09,920
Tweezy.

341
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,580
It just keeps getting better.

342
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:17,700
I don't want to close my eyes.

343
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:22,140
Baby, I'm amazed by you.

344
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,160
I don't want to fall asleep.

345
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,620
It just keeps getting better.

346
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:30,320
Thanks for the tip.

347
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,000
Thank you very much, Conor.

348
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,000
Howie Afford.

349
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,960
And Janonymous.

350
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,340
Thank you very much.

351
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,060
Big long comment there, Janonymous.

352
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,700
I'm going to have to read that out in a moment.

353
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:41,800
Big Tripod as well.

354
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,000
And so far, we're a few minutes behind.

355
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,360
It's 16 minutes gone in the game, but we're only on 13.11 here.

356
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:59,300
So far, it looks as though PSG might be the boys to do the damage first, because they're all over the citizens of Manchester.

357
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,160
Let's have a look now.

358
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,720
Come on, Tom.

359
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:09,960
Stream is...

360
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,280
Bloody stream has gone down.

361
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:17,460
Tom.

362
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,220
This is...

363
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,260
It's not acceptable.

364
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,360
You need to have the stream open.

365
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:22,940
Oh, you've got one.

366
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:23,300
You've got one.

367
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:23,800
We've got one here.

368
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:25,300
The score.

369
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,480
The bloody...

370
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,820
Paris said, you man of score.

371
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,700
We missed it.

372
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,860
We missed the bloody goal, because the stream went down.

373
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,380
Yep.

374
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,240
It's...

375
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,440
We missed it, lads.

376
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,440
Sorry about that.

377
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,460
Marquinhos did the damage.

378
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:48,520
That's all we can tell you as of yet, but I've got to tell you something.

379
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:55,100
I was right in predicting that it was going to be PSG who took the first blood.

380
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,260
And Marquinhos, wow, what a player.

381
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,260
What a goal it was, even though we still haven't seen it.

382
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,580
But I'm willing to bank money on the fact that it was a decent goal.

383
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,100
Francis?

384
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,040
Couldn't fucking tell you, Tom.

385
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,540
Couldn't tell you, but it's Marquinhos.

386
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,560
And he has scored the goal.

387
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:22,300
And we're looking at a stream here as well, which is completely legitimate from the prison.

388
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,260
And it turns out we're only two minutes behind now.

389
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,140
So it's a better stream that we've subscribed to.

390
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,360
Good stuff, you mate.

391
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,360
It's good to know.

392
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:40,700
Also, if anyone out there is wondering, how is Francis seeing the chat and seeing the same stream as you?

393
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:49,720
What we've managed to broker with World Rock Police Station and the Met is a live link up, satellite link.

394
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:55,260
Sat link between all of the chat and the match as well.

395
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,080
So it's fantastic.

396
00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:01,640
Remember, don't leave this page.

397
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,980
If you want to know what's going on, make sure you stay here.

398
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,000
I mean, I know you could go and watch the match yourself.

399
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,860
But watch it here.

400
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,380
I know you can't watch it here.

401
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:16,120
We're going to give you the commentary, the play-by-play.

402
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:25,880
If you want to know, it's 17 minutes 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 17.50.

403
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:26,960
You know where we are there.

404
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:28,480
PSG now.

405
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,840
They're struggling at the back.

406
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:34,600
Man City trying to leverage a little bit of weight behind the ball.

407
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,800
But they've lost it again.

408
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:41,480
And it's falling back to Florenzi, who's passed it back there to Marquinhos, the goal scorer.

409
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:45,300
He gets it upfield out to Neymar, who's falling over.

410
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,740
Get up, get up, Neymar.

411
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,540
Rolling over like a roly-poly.

412
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,900
And there's a bit of consternation there in the middle of the field.

413
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,900
And a penalisation.

414
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,140
No yellow card, but a penalisation there for Mahrez,

415
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,180
who got into a little bit of argy-bargy with Neymar.

416
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,000
A little bit of argy-bargy.

417
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,680
A little more action, yeah.

418
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,600
That's the stuff.

419
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,220
That's the spirits.

420
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,200
Great to hear you singing.

421
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:15,980
Anyway, Francis.

422
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:16,920
Ah, sure.

423
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,660
What else can you do in here?

424
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:24,300
Like, you know, a little bit of singing, a little bit of crying, a little bit of dancing.

425
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,760
Do a bit of dancing in the cell just to keep the spirits up.

426
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:33,520
A few push-ups, a few twirls, and a nap.

427
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,140
Just always have a power nap during the day as well.

428
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:39,040
I recommend it if anyone has been incarcerated.

429
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:46,500
If you're doing a stretch, you're doing time, you're doing porridge, or bird, or whatever it's called.

430
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:53,220
A little bit, a little power nap really does lift the spirits from time to time.

431
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,560
I want to say thanks to poor Akeen Flannery, who says, question for Tommy.

432
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:02,220
Would you be around for foot and turf next weekend in Chagradi?

433
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,740
Jerry said he'll let you have a spin on the David Brown.

434
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,600
Don't know what that means or what that euphemism is, but thanks very much.

435
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,100
And, Connor, how are you, Ford?

436
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:17,980
Thank you very much.

437
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,960
I heard some bucks were trying to film you up the town the last day.

438
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,480
As if you were some kind of town man.

439
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:31,620
Yeah, well, it's unfortunately become some kind of walking joke machine around the town where people, you know, think,

440
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,600
Oh, let's just film him.

441
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,320
That fella, he's silly.

442
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:35,360
Let's film him.

443
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,820
Yeah, well, in fairness, you're going around with a fucking camera filming yourself as well.

444
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,780
Yeah, but that's not the point.

445
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,840
I'd be asking people,

446
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,220
Oh!

447
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,440
Lovely ball from De Bruyne.

448
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,040
Sent Route 1 into the box there.

449
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,440
And I think it was Bernardo Silva.

450
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,560
Who isn't.

451
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,700
Yeah, it was Bernardo Silva who got on the end of that to make a connection.

452
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,140
Navas got fingertips to it.

453
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,940
And now it is a Manchester City corner ball.

454
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,760
Navas is looking rattled.

455
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,480
Merez steps up to whip the balloon inside the danger box.

456
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,400
Balloon comes in.

457
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,460
Heads go up.

458
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,100
Headed away by Marquinhos, the goal scorer.

459
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,900
The goal scorer hero.

460
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,920
We've yet to see that goal because, unfortunately, we got blasted.

461
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,820
The stream got taken down.

462
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,460
And hopefully we see a replay of that soon enough.

463
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,980
But Marquinhos, what a talent.

464
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,840
What a goal that was that we hadn't seen.

465
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,660
Yeah, he's a great player, isn't he, Marquinhos?

466
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:37,000
And another thing is, I want to say PSG.

467
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,900
They have all the superstars.

468
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:50,480
I've seen some quite amazing technical ability as well here tonight at the Parc du Prince in Paris, which is Parc du Prince.

469
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,360
It's near enough.

470
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,900
The Roland Garros tennis courts as well.

471
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:56,520
Big Forest.

472
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:56,960
Big Forest.

473
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,940
Just a little bit of trivia there.

474
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:02,320
I was asking someone on the wing earlier on if they were going to watch the game.

475
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:10,660
And he said that he actually was working, doing a bit of job and safe cracking over in Paris there five, six years ago.

476
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,880
Shouldn't have actually revealed that on stream.

477
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,420
But that's what he said.

478
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:19,420
And just let me in on that tidbit about the tennis.

479
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,460
Thanks for the tip.

480
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,160
Sounds good.

481
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,620
Was he a tennis man?

482
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,200
Well, he isn't serving balls anymore.

483
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,360
He's serving time.

484
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:33,660
And he's definitely looking at getting out within the next two to three on good behavior.

485
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,700
Because in his words, he hasn't done anyone in.

486
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:46,660
Sounds like a nice bunch of people you've got in the Rodrigo for Rodrigo for Man City.

487
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,460
Who's bloody Rodrigo?

488
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,000
Hernandez time.

489
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,420
Oh, is that his name?

490
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,780
Yeah, well, his surname is Hernandez.

491
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,440
His first name is Rodrigo.

492
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,060
But he's put Rodrigo on the jersey.

493
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,840
Isn't that amazing now?

494
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:02,880
Tis.

495
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:07,360
22 minutes, 30 seconds on the clock here.

496
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:13,220
In case you want to sync up your telly with our stellar electric commentary.

497
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:18,180
Chief Irons has just chimed in with a lovely bit of affection.

498
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,060
Thanks, Chief Irons.

499
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,480
Tommy, can I count on your vote for the police commissioner?

500
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,280
Post in Raccoon City again this year.

501
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:25,800
Yeah.

502
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:25,900
Yeah.

503
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,440
Chief Irons, I hope you're getting on well.

504
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:38,400
Never really agreed with a lot of your policies or any of that kind of stuffed animal business that you've got going on inside your office.

505
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,040
A lot of taxidermist.

506
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,740
A lot of taxidermistry going on there.

507
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:45,080
I knew a taxidermist from Bal once.

508
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,380
And you don't hear much from him anymore.

509
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,020
I think there was no business in it.

510
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,280
He fucked off to Brazil.

511
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,820
And is that where you can do a bit of taxidermistry there now, can you?

512
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,420
You can indeed, Tom.

513
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,420
It's meant to be the land of the tax.

514
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:00,840
Yeah.

515
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,540
I'm not sure about that.

516
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,360
He says you can get anything over in Brazil, Tom.

517
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,100
Right.

518
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,820
Anything you want.

519
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,360
He said it's only a phone call away over there.

520
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,480
Yeah.

521
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:19,180
Do you want his number?

522
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,340
There's nothing.

523
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,400
There's nothing I want.

524
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:23,720
Yeah.

525
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:24,540
Well, keep it in mind.

526
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,860
Anyway, if there's anything you need that you can't get here.

527
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,080
Whoa.

528
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,600
Ball comes in from Paris, said you man.

529
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,820
Badly dealt with by City over the top.

530
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,960
Oh, it's not going to be a goal for them because the keeper has a hold of it.

531
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:42,660
Neymar there trying to make double the lead for Paris Saint-Germain-Greer.

532
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:46,120
It's 24 minutes and 10 seconds on our clock.

533
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,380
We're a minute behind.

534
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:52,500
We're doing well, actually, because yesterday people were saying we were bloody five minutes behind.

535
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,640
Dele Alli, thank you very much.

536
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,640
Tip from Dele Alli has just come in there.

537
00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:57,600
France.

538
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,660
How are you getting on, Del?

539
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,360
What's the story, Del boy?

540
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:04,600
Look at, I know you've not had a great season.

541
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,460
And you've been left out by the chosen one.

542
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,100
The chosen one is gone now.

543
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,660
Maybe you might start getting more game time.

544
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:17,100
But you need to pick up your act, pull up the socks, and start doing the business on the pitch.

545
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:23,800
If you ask me, you weren't ever at the level that people said you were.

546
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:29,600
But look at, I only ever played up until the fucking under-14s for Castletown.

547
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:35,940
But it still gave me enough knowledge to really know what makes a good stare and what doesn't.

548
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:38,940
And at the moment, you just need to work harder, Dilly.

549
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,560
Work harder is the key to success.

550
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,960
That's what we're doing here.

551
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:57,720
You know, it was not a long time ago that we actually never thought we would be reaching these heights of commentating the live games and doing the business on the streams.

552
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,060
Like, you know, but here we are.

553
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,400
It's fantastic to be here.

554
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:04,840
And we want to thank each and every one of you for tuning in and choosing to watch the game with us now.

555
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,120
It's PSG on the ball.

556
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,700
Controlling the ball in the middle of Man City's half.

557
00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:09,900
They're playing this close quarter.

558
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,720
It's two-touch stuff.

559
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,180
It's nice.

560
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,600
It's number six for Verratti.

561
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,160
Gets it out to the wing.

562
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,400
Cross ball comes in.

563
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,200
Takes a deflection.

564
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,520
Goes out for a Paris Saint-Germain-Greer cross.

565
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:25,900
And there's a tribal tattoo on the neck of the goalkeeper for Marias.

566
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,660
It looks cat.

567
00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:30,640
Well, I'm not going to comment on it, you know.

568
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:31,880
Come on, Tom.

569
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:36,740
If he came into the pub with that tattoo, what would you think?

570
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,760
I probably think he loves himself.

571
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:42,500
Exactly.

572
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,580
Just say it as it is, man.

573
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:49,020
Well, each to their own like, you know.

574
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,480
A ball comes in.

575
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,500
It's a blank ball.

576
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,360
Oh, it's not a blank ball.

577
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,720
It rattlesnakes off the bar.

578
00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:57,900
I wonder, did Marias get her hand to it?

579
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,320
I'm not sure.

580
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,060
Angel de Marais with the cross.

581
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,840
It's gone out for another corner to the other side.

582
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,600
Mbappe switches to go over and take it really fast.

583
00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:07,300
Now Neymar is gone.

584
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,120
Hold on, baby.

585
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,040
Hold on, Mbappe, baby.

586
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,260
I'm taking the ball.

587
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,380
I'm the daddy now.

588
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:15,100
I'm taking the balls in the corners.

589
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,040
He is taking the balls to the corner.

590
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,520
He's taking the corner balls, Tom.

591
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,520
And sometimes you're talking balls.

592
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,680
What's the story with Jenny?

593
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,040
When you're going for this bloody medical checkup?

594
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:30,600
I don't know.

595
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,100
They said it was going to be any time between 6 and 8.

596
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,000
It's 28 minutes past 8 now.

597
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,900
So you do the math on that one.

598
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:44,140
They're not really reliable when it comes to telling the truth.

599
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:46,760
Oh!

600
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:52,280
Close, close, close, close attempt at goal there from Paris Saint-Germain Greer.

601
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,760
Cross ball came in from Neymar Junior.

602
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,860
It landed atop of the head of...

603
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:58,820
Who's that fella now?

604
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,120
Let me see.

605
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:00,620
I don't know.

606
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,940
I don't know who that fella was.

607
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:04,140
But he got a great head on it.

608
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,680
And parades, parades.

609
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,340
For Paris Saint-Germain.

610
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,780
No sooner have they done show us the replay.

611
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,160
They cut back and it's a bloody another onslaught for them.

612
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,520
They're sending balls left, right and centre into the danger box.

613
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:24,380
And it's looking like Paris Saint-Germain Greer have the betterment of their opponent at this moment in time.

614
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:25,540
It's still 1-0.

615
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:31,240
Thank you very much to Maria Welsh, MEP, who says,

616
00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:32,820
Don't worry, Francisine.

617
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,160
I'm on the case.

618
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:39,900
I know I usually do, Fecal, but I'm going to get you out of porridge.

619
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:42,520
Hi, Maria.

620
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,700
What's the story?

621
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,620
It's great to have the Mayo Rose backing me up.

622
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:53,460
And yeah, you're right in saying you got the vote, you got elected into Europe,

623
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,620
and then we never heard from you.

624
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,240
What are you at?

625
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:57,320
Well, she's not here.

626
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,140
She's not here to really answer questions.

627
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,080
But it is a tip.

628
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,060
It is a support.

629
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:05,040
A message of support for you.

630
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:08,700
So, you know, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

631
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,460
I'm not.

632
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,340
Would I ever do that at all?

633
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:16,060
Look, Maria Welsh, MEP, I hope you're getting out well.

634
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,540
But I want to tell you something.

635
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,000
I'm looking forward to this medical checkup.

636
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,460
Hopefully it comes soon.

637
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,460
And I can maybe even get a glimpse at the outside world.

638
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:32,000
They say I will be accompanied by a couple of screws.

639
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,220
So, it's onwards and upwards from here on in.

640
00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:37,300
Thanks for listening.

641
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,440
Onwards and upwards.

642
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,460
Flanier West.

643
00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:40,500
Thank you very much.

644
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,400
The name rings a bell.

645
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,280
Flanier West.

646
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,560
I think there's a Twitch account called Flanier West.

647
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:52,280
I heard a rumour that Clinton Morrison and Pat Rabbit will be joining you for halftime analysis.

648
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:52,620
Look.

649
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,560
Thanks for the tip.

650
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:57,140
I don't want to give anything away, Flanier.

651
00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:01,500
But also, I don't want to be getting people's hopes up by reading that comment out.

652
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,940
And then, you know, then before you know it, people are messaging in saying,

653
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:08,100
I stayed for rabbit and all I got was shite.

654
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,200
You know, that kind of stuff.

655
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:09,560
Thank you for the tip.

656
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,980
Chris, thank you very much for your tip.

657
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Some litigation money for Francis.

658
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,280
Stay positive, he says.

659
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,720
And don't let the billies bet you down.

660
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,220
Thanks, Chris.

661
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,580
Yeah.

662
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,200
I'm not going to let anyone get me down.

663
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,300
Because you can't let the bastards grind you down.

664
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:35,400
And the screws on the wing has to be said are the nicest bunch, to be honest.

665
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,380
I haven't done any trouble from them.

666
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:43,620
And there's a fella next door, in the cell next door, who says he owns the screws in here.

667
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,120
That's where he said so.

668
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,040
You don't know what to believe in prison.

669
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,120
It's a funny world.

670
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,220
It's like school.

671
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,460
But you can't leave.

672
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,360
Yeah, it probably is.

673
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,580
You're cooked up with people.

674
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,500
You're thrown in there.

675
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,600
You have to make do.

676
00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:02,880
But then, you know, when the bell chimes at the end of the day, you do stay in the school.

677
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:08,700
More than that, Tom, you're put in a little box room with a toilet and a gym mat.

678
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,020
So you can do a bit of gym on it.

679
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:12,040
Yeah.

680
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,820
Well, that's what you should be at.

681
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,060
Big shout out to the Mobile Bass boys as well.

682
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,160
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683
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:18,520
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684
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685
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,340
Aaron Hernyard.

686
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,660
Oi, Ola.

687
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,560
30 TL.

688
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,600
1000 TL.

689
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,520
Percent 100.

690
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,040
Turkey Nenlik.

691
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:33,180
Mobile Bass.

692
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:33,860
Sebtin.

693
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:34,860
Mobile Bass.

694
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:36,460
Mobile Ozil.

695
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:37,780
Yenny Technology.

696
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,840
Mobile Bass.

697
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:47,580
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698
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:48,460
That's true.

699
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,160
By the way, it's not hyperbole.

700
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,800
It's not a press release.

701
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,220
I am in conjunction with the BillyBet247 boys.

702
00:30:56,820 --> 00:31:01,060
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703
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,660
This BillyBet app is unbelievable.

704
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:09,280
Feels like I'm really in the stadium with the boys.

705
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,140
BillyBet.

706
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:10,740
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707
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,400
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708
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709
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710
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711
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712
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713
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714
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715
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716
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717
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718
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719
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720
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721
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:15,600
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722
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723
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724
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725
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726
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727
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,940
Sorry, we're back there.

728
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:21,940
De Bruyne just had a close shave with the goal mouth there.

729
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,980
Launched the ball in and Keylor Neves had to punch the ball in the face.

730
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:34,960
Give it a savage right hook and the ball just flew away out into the side hatch of the pitch.

731
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,500
30 minutes played here.

732
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,680
Half an hour played.

733
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:41,660
We're two or three minutes behind the stream.

734
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,980
Two or three minutes behind the actual match.

735
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,740
I beg your pardon.

736
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:56,380
If you've just joined us, it's the Champions League semi-final first leg between Paris Saint-Germain-Grieg and the Manchester City boys of Manchester.

737
00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:00,820
The Manchester City boys, Tom.

738
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,200
I was funny.

739
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:04,280
The Manchester guy on the wing as well.

740
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,740
He's really looking forward to a win for Man City.

741
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:13,800
And he has a tattoo on the side of his arm that says City till I die.

742
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,240
Manchester is blue.

743
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,520
And I didn't want to tell him, but it was misspelled.

744
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,000
I think the guy who did the prison tattoo in here might be dyslexic.

745
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:24,620
And it just said Manchester is bull.

746
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,780
And it had an L-B-U-E-L.

747
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:33,020
But, you know, didn't tell him because he's bigger and harder.

748
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,360
This Billy Beth hat is unbelievable.

749
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000
It feels like I'm really in the stadium with the boys.

750
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,060
Oh, sorry there.

751
00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:40,880
We just cut back.

752
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,660
Manchester City nearly got a goal again there.

753
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,760
And PSG look to be a little bit on the ropes now.

754
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,560
Man City stepping up the game big time.

755
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,240
And yet again Neymar has gone down crying.

756
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,060
Clutching his face, crying like a little baby.

757
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,740
Flemmbag and Neymil Jill.

758
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:05,580
She's a hot shot.

759
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,620
Thanks for the tip.

760
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,500
What are you going to do first?

761
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:13,140
When you get out of Schlamtown, Francis, says Flemmbag.

762
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,800
Buy an ice cream.

763
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,520
I'm dying for an ice cream.

764
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,660
And it gets kind of hot inside the prison here.

765
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,800
They don't have great air conditioning.

766
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,420
And you can't get ice cream.

767
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,200
Who'd have thought that?

768
00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,720
Well, it's not really that much of a stretch.

769
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,580
The imagination.

770
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:29,700
What kind of ice cream?

771
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,160
99, Tom.

772
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:32,880
Flakes.

773
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:33,760
Sprinkles.

774
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:35,360
The whole shebang.

775
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,120
Sounds nice.

776
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:41,920
I might go for one of those the next day when I'm over in Castle Bear again.

777
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,940
Maybe popping to Mulroy's.

778
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,940
And on the roundabout.

779
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:50,200
The other, other petrol stations are available.

780
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,800
I'm not working for Mulroy's or anything.

781
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,880
But they do a mean 99.

782
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,400
They sure do.

783
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,980
I can't wait to get back to Mulroy's.

784
00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:58,600
I'm just going to spend all day.

785
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,880
Here come PSG.

786
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:00,880
They're looking dangerous.

787
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,040
Ball comes into the center.

788
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,760
Blocked off the line nearly.

789
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,360
It wasn't the line.

790
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,500
It was a six-yard box.

791
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,620
Thanks very much, William Bette Bahis.

792
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:12,020
Francis, who's looking after Muttman while you're incarcerated?

793
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,160
Tom?

794
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:18,640
Yeah, it's a joint custody situation between myself.

795
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:23,240
And I have dogminders as well when I'm gone.

796
00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:25,380
Felleck Alfontein and this other car.

797
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,340
Oh, ball comes in.

798
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,540
Lovely ball over to Mbappe.

799
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,700
But he hasn't.

800
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,400
He's controlled it.

801
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,060
Passes back.

802
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,140
Shot comes in again.

803
00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,940
Low drive from Verratti.

804
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,060
And it's blocked off the line.

805
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,820
And now Man City on the counterattack.

806
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,840
Keeler Neves has had to come way out of goal outside of his box to control that ball.

807
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,000
And pass it back to one of his Paris Saint-Germain-Greer teammates.

808
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,080
And now Paris Saint-Germain-Greer are on the attack again.

809
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,200
It's end-to-end stuff at the moment.

810
00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:53,880
A lot of explosive pace.

811
00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:54,720
Angel Di Maria.

812
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:55,440
Nutmeg.

813
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:56,340
Man City player.

814
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,180
He's going alone.

815
00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,320
He gives it into the center.

816
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,320
Bad control.

817
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:03,460
Almost maybe a poor pass really to Neymar.

818
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,040
Who couldn't control that ball.

819
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:08,860
But great work from Angel Di Maria to do that.

820
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:13,040
And really made a clown out of that Man City player.

821
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:14,840
I seen it here Tom.

822
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,940
It was like a bloody circus trick.

823
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,600
The way he managed to do that.

824
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:21,480
But that's just part and parcel of his game.

825
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,660
He didn't really fit in at Manchester United.

826
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,620
But it seems to be the case here that he's really flying it.

827
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,180
Yeah.

828
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,800
I mean he did okay at United.

829
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,840
But he wasn't.

830
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,260
He just wasn't happy there I suppose.

831
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:36,560
And why would you be?

832
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,540
I mean I've been to Manchester.

833
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,120
It's not all that Tom.

834
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:41,380
Yeah.

835
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:42,540
Well no.

836
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,740
No offense to any of our Manchester viewers if you're watching.

837
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,140
I hear it's a great town.

838
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:49,860
Great place.

839
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,560
Former industrial hub of the UK.

840
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,920
The Industrial Revolution.

841
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:57,640
All that kind of stuff.

842
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:58,580
But here's my MEP.

843
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,700
Thank you very much.

844
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:00,380
Oh bloody hell.

845
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:00,780
We've just.

846
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:02,640
We've missed it.

847
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,080
We've missed a bloody trend bomb.

848
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:07,120
You're fucking joking me.

849
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:09,340
I'm not joking.

850
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:12,040
Angel Di Maria of the Lanes has just tipped as well.

851
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:12,580
Thank you.

852
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,120
What's the story with Trent?

853
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:15,640
He's dropped.

854
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,860
He's dropped a Fiddy bar.

855
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,580
Fiddy send.

856
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,680
Fiddy Curtis Jackson send is coming.

857
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,220
Is coming.

858
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:20,900
And he's here.

859
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,740
Trent use a window shopper.

860
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:26,600
Dropping tips.

861
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,300
It makes me feel nice.

862
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,920
Trent use a window shopper.

863
00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:32,960
At the jewelry store.

864
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,060
Looking all the shit you can't buy.

865
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:36,360
But you probably can buy it.

866
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,640
If you're throwing that kind of stuff around.

867
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:40,900
Thanks Trent.

868
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:42,740
Thank you very much Trent.

869
00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:45,260
And that's unbelievable.

870
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,240
Francis you made.

871
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,340
Have you made any friends in prison yet?

872
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,520
Seems to be a lot of.

873
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,680
A lot of talk.

874
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,980
And quizzes.

875
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,380
Regarding your.

876
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:55,660
Incarceration.

877
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:56,460
Look.

878
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,240
I'm not going to.

879
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,200
Lift the lid on it.

880
00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:59,040
I told you yesterday.

881
00:36:59,160 --> 00:36:59,740
There was a.

882
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:00,360
A yardie.

883
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:00,960
An actual.

884
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,420
Real life yardie.

885
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,400
Who said.

886
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,440
Me business.

887
00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:05,580
Be yardie business.

888
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,480
And I said.

889
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:07,540
What business is that?

890
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,000
And he said.

891
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,020
If you want to know.

892
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,220
Join up.

893
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:11,900
Join the crew.

894
00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:12,560
I said.

895
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,560
Can I be a yardie?

896
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:13,860
Is it?

897
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:14,660
He said.

898
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,460
Yeah man.

899
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,040
Sorry there.

900
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,700
Just don't apologize to anyone.

901
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,180
Any yardies.

902
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:22,980
That might be listening.

903
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:23,220
Who.

904
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,920
Didn't like what Francis said there.

905
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,720
He did a voice.

906
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:26,980
And.

907
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,200
Could be seen as.

908
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:28,980
Offensive.

909
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,100
In this.

910
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:30,980
In these times.

911
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:31,600
These hyper.

912
00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:33,120
Hyper alert.

913
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,320
And woke times.

914
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,060
We're living in.

915
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:35,700
At the moment.

916
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,300
It's gone too far Tom.

917
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:38,300
You can't say.

918
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,160
Boo to a goose.

919
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,680
These days.

920
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:41,140
Without being thrown away.

921
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,760
Locking key job.

922
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,400
Yep.

923
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:45,500
Well here come.

924
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:46,640
PSG again.

925
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,000
Danger box.

926
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,960
Through ball.

927
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:50,080
Mbappe.

928
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,460
He's fast.

929
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:52,320
He's furious.

930
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,840
He's lost the ball.

931
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:54,820
But it's.

932
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,740
It's fallen out.

933
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:56,120
Just.

934
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,920
As far as the D.

935
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:58,420
And.

936
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,220
PSG have lost the ball again.

937
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,200
It's Man City now.

938
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:01,680
We're on it.

939
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,320
Maybe a chance for them to counter.

940
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,380
But they've got no men.

941
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:04,820
Breaking.

942
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,260
Making a break for the border.

943
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:07,360
Here's De Bruyne.

944
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,880
He's powering down the central side.

945
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:10,960
Processing unit.

946
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,880
Hatch division.

947
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,720
He's left it out to the left.

948
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:14,800
To your man.

949
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:15,820
Bloody Foden.

950
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,540
We haven't seen much of Phil Foden.

951
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,200
But he's given the ball back to De Bruyne.

952
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,340
Who's passed it back to.

953
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:22,560
Bernardo Ogunge again.

954
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,220
It's back to De Bruyne again.

955
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:24,900
De Bruyne.

956
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,080
There's no Sterling today.

957
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:27,460
That's.

958
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,040
That's a shame.

959
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:28,740
Because.

960
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:30,660
He really did the business last day.

961
00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:31,120
Against.

962
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,660
Against Spurs.

963
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:33,940
Even though he wasn't scoring.

964
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:34,420
He was.

965
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,060
Causing him all sorts of problems.

966
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:36,920
And consternation.

967
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:38,740
That's Sterling for you.

968
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,020
You know.

969
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,380
I wonder what's wrong with him.

970
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:40,880
Is he okay?

971
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,200
I'm not sure.

972
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,380
I'm looking at the bench here.

973
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,360
He's not on the bench.

974
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,380
Oh he is on the bench.

975
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,000
Maybe he's.

976
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,000
One of the big guns.

977
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,240
That's the thing about City though.

978
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:50,520
They've.

979
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,280
They've a lot of quality already.

980
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,180
On the pitch.

981
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,220
And then the bench is like another premiership side in of itself.

982
00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,240
Ball comes in from City.

983
00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:58,400
Into the danger box.

984
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,360
And it's cleared.

985
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,160
Out of the six yard box.

986
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:01,940
From Bakker.

987
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:02,940
And.

988
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:04,900
It's going to go out for a Manchester City.

989
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,160
Corner ball here.

990
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,500
37 minutes gone on our stream.

991
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:10,160
It's 40 in reality.

992
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,760
We're three minutes behind.

993
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,220
If that's a problem for you.

994
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,200
I'm sorry about that.

995
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:14,540
But.

996
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,140
We can't really do anything about it.

997
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,060
Thanks very much Trent.

998
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,480
I haven't made friends.

999
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:22,580
But that yardy thing might actually formulate something nice.

1000
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,840
Creamy Steemys.

1001
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:25,120
Thanks for the tenner.

1002
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,000
Ball comes in from De Bruyne.

1003
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,020
It's battered away by Navas.

1004
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,700
And now it's PSG on the counter attack as well.

1005
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,020
I want to say thanks to Trent.

1006
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,140
Creamy Steemys for the fish and chips in the next row Tom.

1007
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:41,980
He says.

1008
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,300
Thanks very much.

1009
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:44,420
Creamy Steemys.

1010
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:44,940
Creamy Steemys.

1011
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,280
And William Betbass.

1012
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,400
McCarthy Buchel.

1013
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,240
Thank you very much.

1014
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,100
Just joined.

1015
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:51,680
Wonderful presenting Tommy.

1016
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:55,860
You are channeling the spirit of the late great Bill O'Hurley.

1017
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:56,320
Francis.

1018
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,180
I hope the anxiety levels are okay while you're in the can.

1019
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,500
Bloody hell.

1020
00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:01,860
Thank you so much for that.

1021
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:03,180
And yeah.

1022
00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:06,600
I wouldn't put Tommy in the same bracket as Bill O'Hurley.

1023
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:10,260
But we're getting there one stream at a time.

1024
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,540
And hopefully when I'm out of this fucking hill hole.

1025
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,860
I'll get to be doing the anchoring as well.

1026
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:17,440
Like you know.

1027
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,880
Because it's not nice being a side pundit here while Tommy takes the reins.

1028
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,300
But that's not to say you're not doing a great job Tom.

1029
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,720
Foul there on Neymar.

1030
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:34,680
But you wouldn't know whether or not it is a foul or is he just jig acting again the same way he always does day in day out.

1031
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,180
His teammates are coming over to comfort him.

1032
00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,580
Lend words of comfort into his ear.

1033
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:45,720
His teammate is even stroking his head and neck like it's a little baby or something.

1034
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:46,560
Do you know?

1035
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,980
Absolutely sickening behaviour from Neymar.

1036
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:57,700
You thought he would have learnt his lesson after all the memes that got made about him bloody six years or seven.

1037
00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:00,400
In World Cup 2014 I remember.

1038
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:06,080
He was getting awful shtick from the boys for his roly-poly pudding and pie.

1039
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,060
And the best thing was because it's on a football pitch when he does his roly-poly pudding and pie.

1040
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,000
You had all the meme lords that were using chroma key.

1041
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,120
They could key out the pitch.

1042
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,680
And then he was just rolling out of wagons.

1043
00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:20,640
He was rolling out of buildings.

1044
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,900
He was rolling to Limp Bizkit.

1045
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,160
He was doing all the rolling.

1046
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,800
And he hasn't shtapped.

1047
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,400
Well, he hasn't.

1048
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:28,640
He's not rolling there.

1049
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,400
But he's still bloody lying down on the ground and clutching.

1050
00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:32,140
He's up now.

1051
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:34,080
The game has started a few minutes back.

1052
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,060
Oh, lovely bit of skill from PSG.

1053
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:36,960
Chance here.

1054
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:38,060
So close.

1055
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,680
Nearly.

1056
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:39,640
Who was that?

1057
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,460
Number 34, 40.

1058
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,520
He has a four on the end.

1059
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,360
Was it Florenzi?

1060
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,640
Wing back Florenzi.

1061
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,360
Lovely bit of skill from him there.

1062
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:50,280
Just to dink it over his man in the box.

1063
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,620
And then maybe set up a goal.

1064
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,040
But Man City got bodies in front of it.

1065
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,260
Now Man City on the counter.

1066
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,500
Man City on the counter.

1067
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,420
De Bruyne.

1068
00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,560
Control in the middle.

1069
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,980
Pulling the strings like the Phantom of the Opera.

1070
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,540
Shot from Rage here.

1071
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,920
Long pile driver.

1072
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,400
Goes sailing over the bar.

1073
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,200
Navis.

1074
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:09,960
Just doesn't look enthrashed at all.

1075
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,820
Navis was just looking at his hands, really.

1076
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,880
He knew that there was nothing to be worried about about that shot.

1077
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,740
Mama Duck, thank you very much.

1078
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,200
Good day again, sweethearts.

1079
00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:20,300
You say thank you very much.

1080
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,460
Thanks, Duck.

1081
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,120
Yep.

1082
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,200
Here we go now.

1083
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:28,680
It's, I think, VR might be consulted here.

1084
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,400
No, it's not.

1085
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:36,880
That previous bit of consternation in the Man City box with Florenzi's bit of skill has gone unchecked.

1086
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Although there were appeals for some kind of consternation.

1087
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:40,020
Here comes City now.

1088
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,040
Chance to Brouder.

1089
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,240
It was Foden, actually.

1090
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:46,460
And it stung the palms of Keeler Navis.

1091
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:52,660
And you would have expected Foden to, you know, give Navis a little bit more trouble than that.

1092
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,080
It was on a plate for Foden.

1093
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,460
Really was.

1094
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:57,540
But he struck it right at Navis.

1095
00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:01,020
And it was an easy save for him to make.

1096
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,560
But, uh, Man City, they're not lying down and taking it.

1097
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,520
They're standing up and they're giving it back.

1098
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:09,600
Yep.

1099
00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,280
That's what they got to do here, Tom.

1100
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:14,060
41 minutes played on the pitch at the Parc de Prince.

1101
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,600
It's 1-0 to the Parisians.

1102
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:27,660
Man City, even if they got one back and held a draw, maintained that draw, they'd have that little away goal advantage going into the next set-up.

1103
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:30,380
And I'd be interested to see that next set-up.

1104
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,120
Well, don't worry.

1105
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:35,740
You will be able to see that because I plan that you're going to be out by then.

1106
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,700
You plan that, do you?

1107
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,240
Well, I'm hoping it.

1108
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:44,280
Because if you don't get out for then, it's going to be a sorry state of affairs.

1109
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,920
You're telling me?

1110
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:54,920
Look, I was the one lying down on my chest last night because the anxiety had actually transformed from some kind of mental situation and turned into a physical...

1111
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,600
It has physical repercussions.

1112
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,380
The heart was beating.

1113
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:06,000
And I just had this feeling of, not pain, but a kind of feeling of dread inside the chest.

1114
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:06,660
It was weird.

1115
00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:08,540
But that's prison for you.

1116
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:09,640
That will do that for you.

1117
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,540
And I've heard that goes away after weeks or months.

1118
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,780
Some people are in here, in and out.

1119
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:18,620
And they actually enjoy it, I think.

1120
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,300
Yeah, you hear that.

1121
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:25,320
You hear a lot about prisoners that just look at it as kind of like they do a little bit of time.

1122
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:25,940
They're out again.

1123
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,740
It's nothing to them.

1124
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,060
It's like a bloody revolving door.

1125
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:29,940
They're in here.

1126
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,200
They're doing deals.

1127
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,080
They're doing deals with the screws.

1128
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,760
They're doing deals with the prisoners.

1129
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:41,800
They've got mobile phones coming in because people are shoving them up their tuckers and then coming in.

1130
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,740
I've never seen a Nokia so small in my life.

1131
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,200
But one does exist.

1132
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:53,280
And it actually costs more than a bloody iPhone that you buy on the street to get a small Nokia in here.

1133
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,300
So that's funny enough as well, the way that happens.

1134
00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:58,660
We've just...

1135
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:02,000
Another news bomb has just dropped here, Francis.

1136
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,500
You're not going to believe it.

1137
00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:08,740
Does the news begin with a T and end with a T?

1138
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:10,600
It does.

1139
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:19,140
And does that news begin and end with a T and have the letters R-E-N in the middle of it?

1140
00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:21,540
You're getting there.

1141
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,840
You're getting closer.

1142
00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:25,360
It isn't Trent, is it?

1143
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,100
It was.

1144
00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:29,020
Bloody hell, Trent.

1145
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,000
You absolute madman of the tips.

1146
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:34,280
I can't believe it.

1147
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,380
It's just...

1148
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,220
I can't believe it.

1149
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:43,040
I can feel the anxiety subsiding as I read out your little comment there.

1150
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:48,820
Tommy, would you support harsher penalties for crimes involving the non...

1151
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,540
I'm not...

1152
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:50,600
Sorry, Trent.

1153
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:57,520
We can't read your things out there because they do allude to a little bit of bad business.

1154
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:01,120
Yeah, I mean, I don't know where I stand on here.

1155
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,620
I mean, we're taking the goodwill and the affection from Trent.

1156
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,220
But then, are we really doing Trent justice by not reading out his comments?

1157
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,940
But if his comments are of a devious nature, where does that leave us, Tom?

1158
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,780
Are we meant to just say anything?

1159
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:17,560
Do you know?

1160
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:21,740
Remember that time there was a lad who kept tipping and saying, play this song.

1161
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:22,740
It's my song I've made.

1162
00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:23,560
Play it, play it, play it.

1163
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,780
And then when we played it, everyone thought it was shit.

1164
00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:28,620
And then we felt bad.

1165
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,380
Do you know?

1166
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:35,380
So, we learned a hard lesson that day, which was, you can't, you know, you can't be owned.

1167
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:40,880
You know, you can be respectful, but you can't be doing the bidding.

1168
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,040
Yeah.

1169
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:44,600
Well, look, Trent, thanks very much for that.

1170
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:50,760
And the comment there regarding sniffing other people, whether it's consensual or not, Trent.

1171
00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:54,980
I don't want to be broadcasting those views on the stream, but thank you very much.

1172
00:46:56,620 --> 00:46:57,220
Halftime.

1173
00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:02,720
It's halftime here at the UEFA Champions League semifinal in the Parc de Princes in Paris.

1174
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:09,140
Gay Paris is gay as you like at the moment because they are winning 1-0.

1175
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:17,340
And will that gayness turn to sourness if Man City come out in the second half and really put the cat amongst the pigeons?

1176
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,000
We don't know, but here's Phil.

1177
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,800
Oh, it's actually halftime.

1178
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:26,440
I was going to say it's here's Phil Foden, but the stream just accidentally went back to,

1179
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,800
yeah, it's halftime.

1180
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,400
Look it.

1181
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:29,800
Halftime.

1182
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:30,760
I'm going.

1183
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,300
The screws are here, Tom.

1184
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,040
The screws are here.

1185
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,980
My medical is about to get underway.

1186
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,400
I'm going to head off now.

1187
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,780
Hopefully I'll be back.

1188
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,960
I don't know how far the doctors is, the GPs is, but hopefully I'll be back for the second half.

1189
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,700
Okay, well, stay safe.

1190
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:53,620
Hopefully he gives you something to deal with the anxiety and mind yourself.

1191
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:54,800
Okay, Tom.

1192
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:55,780
See you later, guys.

1193
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:56,500
Thanks, Dream.

1194
00:47:56,860 --> 00:47:57,240
See you later, bit.

1195
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:03,640
Francis Higgins there from Woolworth Police Station Live.

1196
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,460
The poor guy is just incarcerated.

1197
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:16,240
And, you know, it's a searing indictment, if you ask me, into the inner workings and machinations of the old bill.

1198
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,840
You know, the police over there, they're on a paranoid buzz.

1199
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,840
Pure paranoia.

1200
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,660
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1201
00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:25,960
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1202
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1203
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1204
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,400
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1205
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:37,720
Believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it.

1206
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,280
I can see Trent there is putting the questions.

1207
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:45,820
He's asked us into the chat then, so they're not being censored.

1208
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:47,920
But people might be saying,

1209
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:51,200
Oh, right, why you're not reading Trent's comments.

1210
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,500
There's nothing bad about that.

1211
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,760
But you don't understand.

1212
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:03,140
If we're answering questions seriously about the non-consensual sniffing of other people,

1213
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:06,400
does that legitimize it?

1214
00:49:08,140 --> 00:49:09,180
I'm not sure.

1215
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:15,700
That's one for the debaters out there, you know.

1216
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,360
All the people who are getting into debates online, you know,

1217
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,660
and they're spending all their time in the marketplace of ideas.

1218
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,300
The marketplace of CAC.

1219
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,580
That's what that is, you know.

1220
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,680
It's social media world.

1221
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,440
You're not going to get a good debate online.

1222
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,200
You need to have nuanced context.

1223
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,560
You need to have in-depth probation of the issues.

1224
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,660
It's not going to be solved here anyway, but thank you very much for that anyway, Trent.

1225
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:53,120
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1226
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,740
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1227
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,160
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1228
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,380
Remember, the only way is up.

1229
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,260
And that's true.

1230
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:02,620
A lot of the time.

1231
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:06,980
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1232
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,960
I won't say any more than that.

1233
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,620
But Man City are 1-0 down here at the Pacta Prince.

1234
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,380
I never told you about the Man City line-up.

1235
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,040
As I said earlier on, Sterling isn't playing.

1236
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,600
Today we've got Marese in goal.

1237
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:24,340
Thilo, Diaz, Stones and Walker, that back line.

1238
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,640
You have Gundogan.

1239
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,760
Rodrigo in the middle.

1240
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:29,940
Bernardo Silva out on the right.

1241
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,420
And then Phil Foden on the left.

1242
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,580
And De Bruyne in the middle.

1243
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,220
And Marese on the right, as in the front.

1244
00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:40,180
Front three.

1245
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,060
I mean, the way it's lined out here on this screen, I'll show you now.

1246
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,020
It's almost as if De Bruyne is playing up front or something.

1247
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,760
But I imagine De Bruyne is playing attack in midfield.

1248
00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:56,740
And you've got Marese and Foden out wide here.

1249
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,340
Who, in turn, are both coming in and out and making runs into the centre.

1250
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,720
Overlapping in that kind of way.

1251
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:12,140
But you haven't seen much of Phil Foden dominating and going around, you know,

1252
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:15,180
into the different areas of the pitch as he did against Spurs.

1253
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,320
He's seen very little of the ball.

1254
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:25,400
And, in fact, Man City have seen very little of the ball compared to PSG.

1255
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:32,280
The tail of the tape for the first half is that PSG are nine shots.

1256
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,620
Man City, four.

1257
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,860
Four on target for PSG, two for City.

1258
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:40,540
Since here, City have had more of the possession.

1259
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:48,160
But it doesn't look like they've inflicted as much damage or fear into the hearts of their opponent as is the other way.

1260
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:55,360
And it looks fairly even, Stevens, in terms of possession here on the thing.

1261
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,860
But from watching the bloody game now, I'd say PSG had the lion's share of it.

1262
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:00,740
Bloody hell, Trent.

1263
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:05,160
I can't... It's just... It's...

1264
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,200
*cough*

1265
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,280
*cough*

1266
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,280
*cough*

1267
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280
*cough*

1268
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280
*cough*

1269
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280
*cough*

1270
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280
*cough*

1271
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280
*cough*

1272
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:13,780
*cough*

1273
00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:14,280
*cough*

1274
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:14,780
*cough*

1275
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:15,780
*cough*

1276
00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:16,280
*cough*

1277
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:27,780
Last week I was down with Bikstein. I was ready to fucking jack it all in, but I gotta tell you something. I got a notification on the app. It said the Pumas were gonna be playing a little game of 9 to 4 bucks. *bop*

1278
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:28,780
Trent.

1279
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:30,780
Unbelievable.

1280
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:59,820
I can't believe it. It's just... Insanity. Virtual insanity. Brooklyn Lukey. Bloody hell. I don't know what I'm gonna do lads. I really don't. Thank you very, very much. Sorry to put you in an awkward position, says Trent. I was just trying to be funny. It's okay. I think we dealt with this in a...

1281
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:05,100
in a professional manner and uh hopefully we didn't hurt anyone's feelings out there

1282
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:11,740
uh anyone being yourself um thank you very much brooklyn lukey thanks for you thank you for

1283
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:20,140
introducing me to billy bett 247 their twitter means memes truly slap says brooklyn lukey thanks

1284
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:27,740
very much no bother look as you know our stance on it there is no better friend than um than the

1285
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:37,420
social media profile of as billy bett 24 7 because they are there day in day out uh they even ask you

1286
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:43,100
how is everyone's monday going or is that and the other i and then when people do say that monday's

1287
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:48,620
going okay i noticed that billy bett never follows up or replies on that which is something they're

1288
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:53,660
gonna have to work on you know if they want to really up their game on that situation but uh they

1289
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:58,700
are there anyway you know and they are asking you know that's another thing as well sometimes you

1290
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:05,340
just have to ask you know for the phone is there to be used pick up the phone call someone ask them how

1291
00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:11,740
their day was you you could be the difference do you know that captain sack thank you very much billy bett

1292
00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:19,260
makes me feel class look we we knew that to begin with we we knew that now it's just about getting the

1293
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:26,620
word out now and getting everybody buying into the into the idea because uh that will really help francis

1294
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:32,860
at the moment if you just joined us francis has gone for his medical fingers crossed he's gonna be okay

1295
00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:39,420
he's got his heart things going on he's got the anxiety so he was saying to me hopefully they they

1296
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:44,860
ply me with benzos he was saying or play playing with something i was saying you i don't want to be going on

1297
00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:52,060
on any yokes because you might end up getting addicted to them and he was he said that's rubbish tom i'm

1298
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:59,500
spending 24 hours a day staring at four walls he i want to be he said in his words i want to be

1299
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:07,260
out of it um dermot lopez bett for 2069 thank you very much mean street posse thank you very much

1300
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:14,940
shout out to joey abs pete gas and rodney in in limerick rodney i hope you're doing well and you're not too

1301
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:21,580
dismayed about man city getting better uh abs joey abs i hope you're getting on well and the abs are rock

1302
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:31,980
solid i'm thinking about getting a six pack myself be me sure cans

1303
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:43,660
i took the women's and i threw it into the sea i started bawling crying and it lasted for the money again

1304
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:52,540
this was a beam is beam issue you you're only you do only get that in cans anyway so i should have said

1305
00:55:52,540 --> 00:55:59,180
beam is sure uh another brand but anyway uh mean street posse thank you very much uh pete gas i hope you're

1306
00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:04,940
doing well as well uh captain chief irons has chimed in again with another request here thanks for the

1307
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:11,340
tip good man tom i knew i could count on your vote we have the backing of vesker and the umbrella box

1308
00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:18,780
too come here you didn't happen to see a bit of ink ribbon or a broken valve handle when you were up the

1309
00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:24,940
town the last day did you i didn't but i did see a man from tubber quack at the car boot the other day all

1310
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:29,820
social editions all within the legal parameters of the current lockdown scenario we're living in

1311
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:36,060
he cracked he cracked open that boot of the corolla and he had the valve handle in it i said does it

1312
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:42,220
work on stuff he goes yeah watch and then he pulled out a piece of pipe slapped the valve handle onto it

1313
00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:44,140
and started to turn around and it made this sound

1314
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:55,420
then water started flowing out of it which was miraculous in and of itself considering the pipe

1315
00:56:55,420 --> 00:57:01,660
wasn't attached to anything whatsoever and i said what where's that water coming from he said it's

1316
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:07,980
from the main tank i said what's it for he said it'll just put out the fire at the helicopter i turned

1317
00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:13,340
around there was no helicopter there so i walked away with that fella i think he i think i think something

1318
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:17,740
might happen to him podge keen thank you very much tom any idea when you're gonna slug here or

1319
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:23,820
slug tonight or chew back on here look we're trying to get the wheels in motion to get this done there's

1320
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:30,380
lads turning valve handles down in bal there's another fella with a fucking ink ribbon up in castle bear he's

1321
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:37,180
tying that around himself and he's become a fully ink ribboned up gimp and uh i've said i said to lay off

1322
00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:43,100
that that was for a typewriter he said oh i'm sorry tom i just got carried away with it i said don't

1323
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:49,020
worry about it just don't tell anybody and uh stef thank you very much for that very very kind of you

1324
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:55,660
stef podge keen thank you very much anguished panda i hope you're getting on well he said miss the streams

1325
00:57:55,660 --> 00:58:02,460
great to be having them back again even if it's twitch hopefully we all get from some francis balls sorted

1326
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:08,300
tonight oh beale sorry and uh get him home i thought you were saying francis ball tonight

1327
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:14,860
as if like you know this coverage of the match has now taken on a whole new life of its own where people

1328
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:21,020
refer to it as not match coverage anymore they refer to it as francis ball which would be a real boost to

1329
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:27,340
our egos because that would mean that this is a real winning concept of a scenario but to answer your man's

1330
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:33,340
question from before earlier on uh podge keen yeah we want to get that bus up and running we want to get

1331
00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:39,740
the bus running we we need to get the bus running my life has bus and uh it's bus or bus at the moment

1332
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:49,740
um there's talk of me doing a bit of uh berlin german jobbing uh there's a job offer for me to go over to

1333
00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:56,620
berlin and uh to do a bit of berlin busing from the airport into town and back again i said there's not

1334
00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:01,820
much variety in that they said it's not tom but we're hiring and we've seen you we know that you're

1335
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:06,460
good at the busing so there's a chance for that i wouldn't own the company it'd be nothing to do with

1336
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:14,700
my schlager and it would be purely a german enterprise so i mean that might happen in the next few days or

1337
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:20,860
weeks or something i can't put a put a date on it at a time um thank you very much for the tips

1338
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:28,540
anyway lads great rain seven more brooklyn locally trend unbelievable uh incredible amount of tip tipping

1339
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:35,340
you've been doing there and um you said sorry for putting us in an awkward position just having a quick

1340
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:41,820
look here to see if i've missed anyone william bet bass beardsman m ep flame bag the daddy word on the

1341
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:46,620
wing is you're being transferred to the sun hill in the morning thanks for the tip daddy but francis

1342
00:59:48,140 --> 00:59:54,060
can't answer that he's gone and hopefully he's back soon enough because the second half is going to be

1343
00:59:54,060 --> 01:00:01,660
kicking off and we don't want to be a man down a quick shout out to the mobile bass spies mobile ozil

1344
01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:30,140
you need technology how are you clint how are you clint thank you very much for the the schlint you gave us

1345
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:36,940
they're talking he said tommy me me and pat are outside we are we too late for the analysis pat brought

1346
01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:43,180
you a curry chips if you're out there lads you're gonna have to hit that and then head on because i'm

1347
01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:48,460
here for another 45 minutes once the match comes back i've already got francis live from hopefully he's

1348
01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:54,620
going to be back from the medical checkup well i can't open the door for you pat sorry about that

1349
01:00:55,580 --> 01:01:03,340
and i hope you're doing well clint thank you very much um sun hill is is a hect is in a hectic manner

1350
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:11,340
says mama duck um shout out to the boys beyond in australia says declines slug hope you're getting on well

1351
01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:16,140
and if that is your son give your old man a ring

1352
01:01:20,140 --> 01:01:24,460
leave the curry chips by the door says gridrain well you're not going to eat it um

1353
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:33,900
so the the the tale of the tape the first uh bit of the game was that psg came out of the bloody trap

1354
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:43,020
faster than a rat in the attic and it was that man uh marquinas who got the goal and it was uh

1355
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:48,620
set up by angel de maria who was doing some fancy footwork there and down that right

1356
01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:55,740
side hatch flank winger he ended up doing a nutmeg a juicy little nutmeg on one of the city boys

1357
01:01:57,260 --> 01:02:03,420
the uh let me see there with that time the lineups we have the scores in second second leg here let's

1358
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:12,140
have a look here some of the uh some of the journalists have a few things to say uh about man city here for

1359
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:18,860
former manchester city goalkeeper joe hart was was over on bt sport there saying that mauricio pochettino

1360
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:24,940
will know that we're only a quarter of the way through the tie he'll be telling his play if they're

1361
01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:30,300
nowhere near the finish line the players are coming back out on the pitch now by the way that was former

1362
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:35,580
man city goalkeeper joe hart on bt sport it's great to be able to use his quotes there

1363
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:42,780
uh thanks for the quick look at the heat map here look at the heat map there that's a thank you very

1364
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:49,900
much her her and her yard and paul mishka thank you very much and horses under charlotte manchester city

1365
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:55,740
on the right this is a touch map here on the on the left hand side of the tip horses under charlotte man

1366
01:02:55,740 --> 01:03:00,700
city on the right have had only six touches in the paris saint-jermain greer box

1367
01:03:02,860 --> 01:03:10,380
one and you can see it there to the left to my left be beside your one thanks for the six touches

1368
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:17,980
inside the box and then you compare that to a psg who've had a rake of touches once they get inside

1369
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:23,580
the man city box they're just touching touching touching and it's it's heartwarming and quite

1370
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:31,660
touching to see the beautiful game being played so well by these boys let's have a look here now and

1371
01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:37,180
see if there's any more opinions we can leech deon dublin says the difference between the two sides at the

1372
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:43,660
moment is that paris saint-jermain greer are getting the ball to players much quicker than man city just

1373
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:50,380
sounds like our analysis they are bypassing players as city are trying to close them down

1374
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:57,660
city are allowing psg to get back in they're playing in a 442 and they just can't break it down psg are

1375
01:03:57,660 --> 01:04:05,260
showing city how to play the game at pace and you'll know we are big big fans of the game played at pace

1376
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:12,060
we've always wanted pace we always sing the praises of pace pace is your friend you have to pace yourself

1377
01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:18,780
though and don't go arse over tit uh trying to get the the broskies into you you need to calm it down

1378
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:24,620
pace yourself and go at your own pace don't be led by the other uh sheep in the in the pack in the flock

1379
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:31,820
second half is getting underway we've still nothing here from young higgins

1380
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:39,660
niche niche niche of laughing thank you very much from charlie's from charles bob the raccoon thank you very much

1381
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:46,220
and super value head kicker thank you very much elon musk is looking for term academy lifters and for

1382
01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:54,540
spacex in mars bad wages no benefits and no internet but i hear the experience is potentially class

1383
01:04:55,020 --> 01:05:02,380
as you lay roads in mars well that sounds like an absolute unbelievable uh job offer and hopefully uh

1384
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:08,220
elon musk and any of those tesla lads if you're watching you need anyone to shovel or fucking swing

1385
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:14,380
a pickup on mars digging tunnels for the the boring company or whatever i tell you i don't find that work

1386
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:21,500
boring i find it good and good for the soul and i'll do it again if it's it's not mining crypto i'm doing

1387
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:26,940
anymore or i'm just doing i'll definitely mine tunnels and mars if you can get me up there lad

1388
01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:35,740
what's going on here is is everything okay in the chat do we need to make mods happen there's no mods okay let's have a look

1389
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:43,660
we're waiting for francis to come back the match has just kicked off can't see how you do the modern

1390
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:52,460
clothes pop out close pop out how would you do mods can somebody tell me in the bloody chat how to do mods

1391
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:59,020
and whether or not chat needs it if it's just the lad called best in the west saying f-u-c-k that's fine like

1392
01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:06,460
that's i mean i obviously it's it's a schwer where it's not it's not great but i it's not like it's

1393
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:10,860
breaking my my brain or anything you know if it's breaking your brain deal with it

1394
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:19,180
the match is back on francis where the hell is he this is a an absolute traverse day for everyone who's tuned

1395
01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:24,940
in and is tipped as well let's cut to uh his cell let's see if we francis are you there

1396
01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:33,260
sorry about that that's a bit of uh we'll cover that up there see there's nothing there when we

1397
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:40,540
cut to francis only a picture of some beans and a beans and tea and sausage thanks for the pythagoras

1398
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:47,260
and the lads thank you very much the match is underway anyway 47 minutes 30 seconds played man city have

1399
01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:52,380
won a corner let's see how this goes for him kevin de bruyne has won the corner for man city

1400
01:06:55,500 --> 01:07:00,300
if you have joined us well three minutes two and a half to three minutes so it's actually a goal kick

1401
01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:08,860
two and a half to three minutes uh played here at the parc de prince and it's gay paris who are one

1402
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:18,220
nil up against man city and uh francis hopefully is is with us we keep on cutting if we cut back again

1403
01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:24,140
it's still the beans there's nothing going on there at all thanks very much there uh

1404
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:30,860
uh pythagoras and the lads for the tip and nisha falafel says from charles bob the raccoon the raccoon

1405
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:37,340
uh horses under sterlight thank you very much her and her yet tommy when commentators say forwards

1406
01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:43,740
should ask questions of defenders are this are these questions general knowledge or philosophical

1407
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:49,500
well philosophical in the way that you have to have a football and brain to be able to

1408
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:55,420
you know ask the questions in the first place they are metaphorical questions you know they're not

1409
01:07:55,420 --> 01:08:01,020
actually getting to the back line and name are stopping and saying hang on a minute kyle can you

1410
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:06,860
just come here for a moment you know what is the meaning of life but he is asking another philosophical

1411
01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:13,580
question uh unasked it's a question which is unasked and it's even harder for the defender then because

1412
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:19,180
they don't know the question they have to answer it as well so you can look at it in a myriad of ways

1413
01:08:19,980 --> 01:08:26,300
but to answer your question i don't know thank you for the tip though and sean 252 thank you very much

1414
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:36,620
and gridrain 741 for your unbelievable fantastical tip i hope you're getting on well and thanks very much for

1415
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:42,460
for tuning in and lending the support which you've always done now good news it's still one nil here to

1416
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:47,740
paris saint germain greer but good news we've word coming through that francis is back

1417
01:08:48,780 --> 01:08:54,540
uh and hopefully we can get a hold of him now francis hello

1418
01:08:57,260 --> 01:09:00,620
francis are you there man francis

1419
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:04,300
francis

1420
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:15,180
how are you getting on tom are you okay francis i've been granted asylum tom by the ecuadorians i am

1421
01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:22,780
at the ecuadorian embassy right now as we speak and i'm watching the match on the balcony there i've

1422
01:09:22,780 --> 01:09:29,180
gone full of sand what the hell how did you do that how the hell did you manage to do that what's the

1423
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:33,740
i thought you were going for the medical what about the heart palpitations what about the anxiety the

1424
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:42,060
crippling anxiety the crippling anxiety the anxiety i'm going full ecuador man the south american boys

1425
01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:50,940
have given me pure asylum and it's a corner to man city what you mean you you can actually see the

1426
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:57,340
game from where you're sitting yeah there's a rake of press here they want they want interviews tom

1427
01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:02,540
how the fuck did you get down there sorry about the language how did you get down there

1428
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:11,420
tell you this tom i'll tell you no more i went into the doctor's surgery they took the cups off

1429
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:14,060
and then i jumped out the window

1430
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:19,500
unbelievable scenes here if you've just joined us

1431
01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:29,100
francis has escaped prison and he's ran to the ecuadorian embassy i presume you ran there

1432
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:36,860
ran there tom as fast as my little snaky feet could take me and now i'm here everybody look at me

1433
01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:57,740
i'm here now everybody including the med police who's laughing now please it's not me here come city they're in the box they're looking to play a little bit of one two three nine four touch they've got boys on the ball they're looking dangerous enough tom

1434
01:10:57,740 --> 01:11:03,260
tom but they're rolling it back there's not much else they can do other than roll it back because

1435
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:10,220
psg have gone compact they've parked their parisian bus so to speak and it's mares now on the outside gives

1436
01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:23,020
it to gund again gund again into foden foden dispossessed rolls out to another fella i think it's gone back out to kyle walker who's get he gets creeled he's got creeled but the referee says play oh he's given the foul

1437
01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:34,860
francis it's there's so many questions i don't know i don't know how i don't know why but how how did you manage to get asylum there

1438
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:42,060
the south american boys knew i was a valuable asset to their operations

1439
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:52,060
how like what what could you offer them that you know someone else who was a free man you know who had a lot

1440
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:59,980
more sway with the you know government and on the world stage what what what are you doing there i'm

1441
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:10,060
sitting on a balcony top looking a sand style load of press with microphones there's even a few press lads

1442
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:18,300
with microphones on poles and those poles have gone under my leg i've got a literal microphone under my leg

1443
01:12:20,620 --> 01:12:28,540
are you okay i'm feeling better than i ever did before tom tom tom tom prison ecuadorian embassy's in

1444
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:34,140
a way to go man i'm staying here until the cows come home

1445
01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:47,100
unbelievable stuff and scenes man city sweep the ball in killer navis he's got hands of gold he's is the midas

1446
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:53,180
he's got the midas touch everything he touches turns to gold but it's it's uh it's gone tits up in the

1447
01:12:53,180 --> 01:13:01,420
middle of the park for paris center main greer um name our struggle to maintain possession and then he did

1448
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:09,740
as usual oh i've been fouled bollocks and uh he's won a foul as well tell you something about nightmare

1449
01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:15,740
that guy that guy wouldn't lash 10 minutes in castle town

1450
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:26,140
and uh pepsi guardi cola's slamming his water bottle down off the pitch he's not liking it one iota

1451
01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:35,580
it's still one nil here to the parisian dream boys 54 minutes on the shot clock and uh we're two or three

1452
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:41,820
yeah we're two or three minutes behind if you're watching and you just tuned in that's not our fault but it is our fault

1453
01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:49,420
but it it's whether or not you look at that as a fault don't pander to the cons man if they're giving you

1454
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:56,620
shtick about your stream just keep powering that it seems as though you've got a little bit nasty now that you've

1455
01:13:56,620 --> 01:14:04,460
you're released from prison before you were saying oh i'm i've got anxiety issues oh please help me out

1456
01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:09,740
and all that sort of stuff now it's it seems as though you're a bit of a billy big bollocks now is it

1457
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:20,140
i'm here now in the ecuadorian embassy watching the match live i couldn't give two hoots about anyone else

1458
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:32,300
it's sound man trent unbelievable man can't believe trent has just tipped again hey are you watching

1459
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:42,620
world i want to tell you everything now the world media i'm the best man for the job and trent is backing

1460
01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:51,820
me up big stein you got a problem with that ask trent he's gonna be dealing with all the questions now

1461
01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:59,180
not me hey hey as for the rest of you do you want to do you want any tedge buds

1462
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:08,140
francis we we just keep focusing on the game here i don't think you should be uh you know you're out the

1463
01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:12,380
media the world is watching at the moment you don't want to be making deals or anything like that

1464
01:15:13,340 --> 01:15:23,660
i'm gonna be making deals for london to schligo hey in trent we trust um trent thank you very much for

1465
01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:29,420
the tip there it's a corner here corner ball to paris saint jimmy and greer 56 comes in gets on ahead it

1466
01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:36,700
goes over the bar it was a blank ball uh trent says i hate to be the one to tell you this but the irish

1467
01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:44,460
intelligence agency is after francis now i'll let you speculate for the reason for this

1468
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:52,060
well thank you very much for that trent and uh what do you think about that uh francis there's a bit of

1469
01:15:52,060 --> 01:16:10,540
consternation bro and considering your you've made it to ecuador ecuador um could you forget about that

1470
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:16,220
now francis we don't want to get dmca'd if you could just focus on the match ecuador

1471
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:26,220
here's comes uh man city now on the ball they're playing a little bit of touchy tetchy ball at the

1472
01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:34,220
moment gundigan gives it out to i was actually fought and fought and gives it to gundigan gundigan's

1473
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:40,940
dancing he's gonna take one from outside the box he doesn't tries to pass it but he fluffs it it's

1474
01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:46,700
being being given to de bruyne to bruyne now maybe he can play someone in no he can't it's intercepted

1475
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:54,300
it's gone out again to gundigan gundigan gives it out to bloody foden or canthelo sorry and it's cleared

1476
01:16:54,300 --> 01:17:13,900
away by paris saint germain i would just have to cut away from francis in case we get dmca'd by the uh

1477
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:20,620
copyright boys we've already lost our streaming capability on on youtube so we uh we we don't want

1478
01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:27,340
to lose the twitch as well just have to say reiterate the thanks and praise dished out to trent who is uh

1479
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:34,060
really believing in the in in the cause here in in a in a massive massive way here come man city on the

1480
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:43,180
attack uh as francis called it paris saint germain are parking the bus big style here at the moment and uh

1481
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:49,500
they're they're relying on counter-attack and bappe from the counter-attack bloody uh maria had to come

1482
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:57,180
out and blast that ball away outside of his box because the speed of mbappe like a firework man

1483
01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:07,420
the thing about that mbappe he's like a bloody rocket yeah and you can't deal with it i'd say even kyle

1484
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:15,020
walker would find it hard to uh keep up with him yeah um any crack there anyways what's the weather like

1485
01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:21,740
it's nice man it's really nice it's better than being in the prison anyway there's a cat knocking

1486
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:28,940
about in here apparently it was a sand just cash so i was feeding that some chips they've chipped

1487
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:34,700
they've chips there have they yeah the chipper on the way in man there's a load of these kind of chicken

1488
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:42,300
shops in london i wasn't arsed about the chicken i just said ship me up i'm going ship into the moon

1489
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:49,020
yeah kids and they still served you even after you said that to them they loved it man

1490
01:18:51,020 --> 01:19:03,260
five g chips here comes uh man city again trying to build up steam with a grain of salt they're you know

1491
01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:09,980
they they're finding it hard to break down psg who in the first half were firing all guns blazing and now

1492
01:19:09,980 --> 01:19:16,540
it's mares doing his little dance down the wing but his pass leaves a lot to be desired that's cut out

1493
01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:23,580
by psg it's back to man city mares again it's to de bruyne back to mares to fordham back to mares

1494
01:19:24,220 --> 01:19:32,620
mares is the linchpin at the moment now it's out to canthello canthello back to mares back to canthello

1495
01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:42,620
ball comes in chance maybe overhead kick from de bruyne whoa looking to brine man is some man for

1496
01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:50,940
the overhead cakes and the trick is easy tell you what else i'm class well there's no need for the

1497
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:55,740
big headed sort of comments like that you need to focus on the stuff that's going on what happened there

1498
01:19:56,380 --> 01:20:04,060
the ball came in and bloody de bruyne got an overhead kick to it and now zinchenko's

1499
01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:13,820
come on for canthello yep you heard it here first zinchenko has just come on i know my you're not

1500
01:20:13,820 --> 01:20:20,940
gonna believe you're not gonna believe this has something amazing just happened is it story of my day man

1501
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:33,980
story of our life and uh it's not and this time it's it's not trend it's another tea is

1502
01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:41,420
magical tea is it magical tea is it you you can say that again it's none other than tea magic

1503
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:51,580
thanks tea magic

1504
01:20:54,380 --> 01:21:03,260
thank you very much tea magic an unbelievable tip it's just it's just an amazing thing to see and uh i don't know

1505
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:07,180
what is this still going towards your fund now francis to get out of jail

1506
01:21:07,980 --> 01:21:15,340
fuck that man we're spending it on a tesla i'm gonna be driving around town in a fucking tesla next tuesday

1507
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:22,140
weekday if i'm allowed to leave the country that's gonna be the next problem but of a problem there

1508
01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:28,540
actually tom with the tesla dream is that um i can't leave the fucking embassy so it's it's actually like

1509
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:33,180
being in a prison i've only just realized that yeah i was thinking you were being a little bit

1510
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:39,820
too cocky there earlier on like saying i'm the big man i'm the best you know you can't leave the

1511
01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:45,820
fucking thing the police are probably gonna arrest you if you leave that yeah i've only just realized

1512
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:52,140
that tom i'm i'm actually snookered at the moment i feel like the yellow snooker ball on the table

1513
01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:58,460
um and the media the whole world's media is watching and i've made a complete fuck up

1514
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:07,180
what are you gonna do probably just commentate on the game again and until until i think about what i

1515
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:13,020
can do later on because if i think about it now then i prospect of having to stay here for the rest of my

1516
01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:22,060
life's kind of sad as well you know don't cry francis here come man city man city on the attack it's

1517
01:22:22,060 --> 01:22:28,060
gundaguan it's foden out to the right hand side flank hatcher they're looking dangerous ball chance

1518
01:22:28,060 --> 01:22:35,420
comes in falls to the six yard box and marquinhos puts it out for a manchester city

1519
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:45,500
corner baller it's kyle walker with that explosive piece thanks for the tip bloody hell it's trent with that explosive tip

1520
01:22:46,140 --> 01:22:55,020
thanks trent unbelievable i can't believe it trent i don't want to stay here forever in the embassy trent

1521
01:22:56,300 --> 01:23:00,780
trent can't do anything for you now but man city have taken the corner short fallen to de bruyne

1522
01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:06,860
or outside the box gives it to his left ball comes in it's fallen in oh what the hell went out

1523
01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:15,340
it was a cross but it's gone into the goal manchester city have equalized manchester city have equalized

1524
01:23:15,340 --> 01:23:21,980
i think it was a bloody de bruyne ball in it was de bruyne sent one of his trademark balls in

1525
01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:28,140
do you know what i think that maybe de bruyne knows that there's a chance even if no one gets ahead on it

1526
01:23:28,140 --> 01:23:36,780
it's gonna go in crazy bit of de bruyne ball tom i seen it with my own eyes with a big tv here behind

1527
01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:44,860
all the reporters and de bruyne sent one of his trademark de bruyne balls in and nobody got onto

1528
01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:52,780
it but navis was so confused waiting for people to get their head on it the ball went into the gold man

1529
01:23:54,780 --> 01:24:03,260
yeah pepsi guarda cola is dancing around tea magic tea magic is in the bloody house again francis

1530
01:24:03,260 --> 01:24:13,340
tea magic again

1531
01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:30,780
thanks very much tea magic and it was a little train of tea magic friend and tea magic again it's like the

1532
01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:38,300
boys there's a bit of one-upmanship going on there for who who is the biggest tea like i don't know i don't

1533
01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:47,580
know how to express the unexalted feelings of joy and happiness but they are there you need to know that

1534
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1535
01:24:56,860 --> 01:25:07,660
last week i was down big style i was ready to fucking jack it all in but i gotta tell you something i got a notification on the app it said the pumas were gonna be playing a little game of nine to four balls

1536
01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:19,260
with the money i'm gonna make up the app i'm gonna buy a limited edition pressing of dario g's sunshine on vinyl i don't even have a record player check

1537
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:33,660
Billy bet the app for you when you need to you know just engage in all out gambling you can

1538
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:39,400
gamble on anything you want there for that marylou mcdonald thanking you i hope you're getting on well

1539
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:45,660
i can't believe it i've got that arlene one sorted out now francis

1540
01:25:45,660 --> 01:25:51,900
so i've got the time to sort you out just wait a wee while sure you'll be grand

1541
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:58,580
how are you getting on marylou mcdonald thanks very much for the tip i'm glad you're enjoying our

1542
01:25:58,580 --> 01:26:06,520
simultaneous watch along of the manchester city psg game um and you know what i'm glad that you

1543
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:12,460
got in touch because i was thinking of getting in touch with the shinnards or i do i do know a few

1544
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:18,620
lads who are part of another crew who are not associated with you but they say that they are and

1545
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:27,420
i want to say this if you can help me out getting me out of prison here then i i will fucking be indebted

1546
01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:31,500
to you for a long long time i hope you get i'm not impressed i'm just in the ecuador embassy at the

1547
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:35,660
moment it's like a prison because i can't leave because i'll just end up going back to the prison

1548
01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:43,420
i don't want to go back to the nick so mary lou do what you have to do and i'll vote shin fain for the

1549
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:52,380
rest of my life you can even hire me as a a td or a or a fucking councillor or something because

1550
01:26:54,060 --> 01:27:03,420
it's not like you haven't associated with people who've turned out to uh allegedly allegedly

1551
01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:06,380
being bad people

1552
01:27:08,860 --> 01:27:15,100
think you might have said something a bit too much there francis but uh was interesting enough there the

1553
01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:21,100
news during the week about the former shin fain councillor was now being charged with the the

1554
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:30,140
it's not funny but i mean it's mad how it's mad how uh you know that they're all involved you know

1555
01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:36,060
they're all they're all in the same unit it's there's it's not a fact it's not a stone's throw from

1556
01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:45,020
the government to find people who are involved in a bit of bad governance in in another realm i'm trying

1557
01:27:45,020 --> 01:27:50,460
to be cryptic i don't want to say anything too on the nose but uh you you know what i'm saying sure we

1558
01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:57,660
all know what you're saying tom we all know what you're saying anaconda g thanking you and the gander g

1559
01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:21,660
anaconda anaconda g anaconda anaconda g manchester city are doing damage yeah manchester city are doing

1560
01:28:21,660 --> 01:28:29,180
damage here and it doesn't look as though psg are able to cope with the onslaught of what's going on

1561
01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:38,060
69 minutes on the clock manchester city are just after uh winning themselves a free kick from outside

1562
01:28:38,060 --> 01:28:47,900
the danger box of the parisians this could be prime time de bruyne territory or who knows maybe mares

1563
01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:55,900
might even step up to take a kick but it's phil foden who was clattered uh just outside the box

1564
01:28:56,380 --> 01:29:04,060
kaylor navis is looking concerned as well as he may he should do because you've got uh three of uh

1565
01:29:04,060 --> 01:29:10,220
three of the best free kick takers in the in in the premiership perhaps in the world about to stick

1566
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:17,420
a little bit of ball goal words and uh the wall is being built it's a very very

1567
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:26,380
what would you say it's a very uh conspicuous kind of wall with a man maybe lying down it's intricate

1568
01:29:27,020 --> 01:29:33,820
it's convoluted there's a man standing with his back to the ball there's four lads front facing man

1569
01:29:33,820 --> 01:29:37,580
city are building their own wall next to the psg wall

1570
01:29:39,580 --> 01:29:48,700
g unit the former alumni of 50 cent are watching the match from the stands little known fact they're big psg heads

1571
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:57,180
uh so big shout out to tony aeo and all the rest of the g unit crew but here comes mares to take it

1572
01:29:57,180 --> 01:30:04,540
strikes it it's got it it's mares it's a goal for manchester city and keeler navis absolutely fuming

1573
01:30:04,540 --> 01:30:12,140
batters the ball down with his palm and it's a goal for the city boys and it's 2-1 now to manchester city

1574
01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:19,980
as keeler navis does the sign of the cross and uh touches his mouth with his thumb and his hands

1575
01:30:19,980 --> 01:30:24,780
hopefully he sanitized those gloves before he did that because they could be covered on the ball

1576
01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:32,060
but uh interesting isn't it the way that south americans do a different kind of blessing to us francis

1577
01:30:32,780 --> 01:30:39,420
yeah what a goal that was what a strike from mares and that stupid wall that uh paris made was rubbish

1578
01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:46,940
didn't even work out they had a man lying down um but uh yeah interesting the way south americans bless

1579
01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:51,500
themselves and do that little kiss thing with their hands why are they kissing their hands

1580
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:55,740
i don't know i was hoping you could shed some light onto that from the embassy

1581
01:30:56,700 --> 01:31:01,820
yeah i'm gonna ask one of the ecuadorian lads in a minute i'll i'll get back to you in a moment thanks

1582
01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:07,260
very much we've got the explanation as to why south americans kiss their hand after doing the sign of cross

1583
01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:13,900
coming right up don't go away right now it's uh man city two one up against their hosts uh paris and

1584
01:31:13,900 --> 01:31:21,500
germain greer who are struggling to deal with the the mind games that pepsi guardi cola employs on the pitch

1585
01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:28,780
schmidy i want to say thanks very much check out the gaff you say uh oh this is directed at francis

1586
01:31:28,780 --> 01:31:36,140
francis check out the gaff before the bedtime as rumor has it assange like to leave a stinky surprise

1587
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:41,740
oh i don't know about that we'll have to check that one out or a left we'll have to ask francis

1588
01:31:41,740 --> 01:31:46,220
that francis are you there how are you getting on thanks maybe i heard about the turd in the bed

1589
01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:54,780
it's just a rumor i did a fucking sweep down of the room as i got in um checking for bugs uh both live

1590
01:31:54,780 --> 01:32:05,660
insect bugs as well as spyware that might have been left here by the uh the uk mi6 and all those boys i

1591
01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:13,100
can safely say though that i didn't get an answer on why south americans kiss their hand after they do the

1592
01:32:13,100 --> 01:32:18,380
sign of the cross but it is on the way i am going to get that answer before the day is out don't you worry

1593
01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:25,180
about that i want to say thanks to mark formerly sweet beast any new odds on billy bet well i'll be

1594
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:31,340
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1596
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1597
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1598
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1599
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they've got a myriad of odds on offer and i'm this goes out to not just everyone watching the stream but

1601
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:28,780
all the press here in front of me are you listening billy bett billy bett billy bett okay thank you

1602
01:33:30,220 --> 01:33:35,420
thanks very much for that francis um let's just check out it's 2-1 here to manchester city

1603
01:33:37,420 --> 01:33:46,220
reyad mares making the difference there with a free kick which uh flew through a highly convoluted wall

1604
01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:54,220
uh and i suppose maybe the manchester city secondary wall just threw so much confusion into the mix that

1605
01:33:54,780 --> 01:34:01,020
navas just could not deal with it whatsoever thank you very much president michael d higgins thanks very

1606
01:34:01,020 --> 01:34:07,020
much i hope you're getting on well no illegitimate grandson i'm not well he's saying that make your me

1607
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:14,700
you're alluding to the fact that francis is a grandson of the president yeah mickle d is not

1608
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:20,940
my grandfather we're not related i get that all the time people are always asking if i know him never met

1609
01:34:20,940 --> 01:34:28,300
him but i i think he's a great fella for the presidency and he's a good man and he tells it like it is

1610
01:34:29,260 --> 01:34:37,420
well done mickle d and all the best and we'll tell you rotten oh he's saying that no grandson of mine

1611
01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:45,260
will rot in an ecuadorian embassy hang tight boyo so that person who was tipping is pretending to be michael d

1612
01:34:45,260 --> 01:34:50,620
higgins there but uh not not it's not actually him it was a joke time you got fooled

1613
01:34:54,140 --> 01:35:00,140
oh god i just keep realizing you know i'm laughing but i i keep realizing that i i can't leave this

1614
01:35:00,140 --> 01:35:05,660
fucking place otherwise the pigs are gonna put me into a back of a van the same way assange got

1615
01:35:05,660 --> 01:35:11,260
fucking carter's out kicking and screaming well it's not gonna happen the difference between me and assange

1616
01:35:12,060 --> 01:35:20,940
is that i'm gonna stay here forever until a helicopter until maybe you can fly over in the fly

1617
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:27,820
in the fucking schlug aaron or schlug lingus and get me tom yeah you'd need a helicopter for that

1618
01:35:28,460 --> 01:35:35,340
and uh there's a bit of consternation here at the match a fucking savage tackle on gund again i'm

1619
01:35:35,340 --> 01:35:43,420
watching it here oh that could have broke his fucking oh jesus christ and it's gana fella called

1620
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:52,140
gana has been given a straight red let me have a look here and that was a disgusting tackle on gund again

1621
01:35:52,700 --> 01:36:00,300
an awful challenge as uh gana he went in on the back of gund again and caught him on his ankle

1622
01:36:01,260 --> 01:36:06,860
with his studs get he was nowhere near the ball at all and the referee has just whipped the red out

1623
01:36:06,860 --> 01:36:14,140
and he's gone that's the referee for he is always never too shy to whip his red out when it's when

1624
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:20,700
it's necessary but i'm watching the match here on the big screen behind the journalists and i can see that

1625
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:29,420
that that that challenge from gana you might get away with that in gana but you're not gonna get away with

1626
01:36:29,420 --> 01:36:41,260
that in paris and as i say that there's a substitution being made here uh angel de maria the nutmeg master

1627
01:36:41,260 --> 01:36:48,060
of the parisian nutmeg dream master has been substituted substitution has come on and it's

1628
01:36:48,060 --> 01:36:58,780
the neo perera who's come on you heard francis there the neo perera is after coming on for uh for angel de maria

1629
01:36:58,780 --> 01:37:05,500
paris saint germain are on the ropes big style here they're down to 10 men and here comes phil foden dancing

1630
01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:11,420
giving the ball around passing it around it's it's it's play time for these boys now for man city it's play time

1631
01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:22,140
i'm not too sure how these boys are gonna get out of jail here psg because they don't look like getting

1632
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:26,140
the ball into the opponent's goal let alone getting out of their own half

1633
01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:36,860
um and the possession is heavily weighted in favor of the city boys the cetisians quick check on the stream here

1634
01:37:36,860 --> 01:37:39,900
because i haven't even looked to see if we're still streaming we're still going

1635
01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:53,020
yeah we're still going that's nice i hope you're getting on well everybody there watching the stream

1636
01:37:53,740 --> 01:38:00,860
hopefully we haven't been taken down by the copyright boys but then again why would we stream going strong great stuff

1637
01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:10,540
yeah face pellegrino says he's got the touch the man can park any vehicle like a dream been doing it since he was five years old

1638
01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:16,700
stream upgrade it's being class thanks very much antonio prola

1639
01:38:18,460 --> 01:38:29,820
81 minutes in real time oh we're watching we're we're actually a stream is exactly on point with the uh the match here i i believe let me see here it too we're a minute behind

1640
01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:36,460
which is great for us and i'm just gonna get a banana now francis you go get that banana tom

1641
01:38:38,460 --> 01:38:47,180
and i'll comment it man city around the bottom good again he's on the side of the flank hatch he's

1642
01:38:47,180 --> 01:38:51,100
worked his way into the box tries to get into the middle no one's there to pick it up it could have

1643
01:38:51,100 --> 01:39:02,300
been a gold for manchester city but it wasn't are you still there tom yeah sorry i actually didn't

1644
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:06,540
leave to get the banana i'm just gonna go in here a quick mobile bat has splashed before i get the banana

1645
01:39:06,780 --> 01:39:14,060
mobile ozell jenny technology rocky peace bars in your school runner here and her near

1646
01:39:16,540 --> 01:39:22,220
and we've got another substitution here paris saint germain trying to block up the gap at the back and uh

1647
01:39:22,220 --> 01:39:27,900
herrera has come on for some other fella paridas sorry paridas has gone off and herrera has come on

1648
01:39:27,900 --> 01:39:28,620
Technology.

1649
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:32,200
Rocky P. Spas in your school, Rala.

1650
01:39:32,480 --> 01:39:33,480
Heron, Heron, Yard.

1651
01:39:35,740 --> 01:39:36,480
Heron, Hered.

1652
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:38,900
Heron, Hered.

1653
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:41,040
And we've got another substitution here.

1654
01:39:41,580 --> 01:39:45,020
Paris Saint-Germain trying to block up the gap at the back.

1655
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:48,860
And Herera has come on for some other fella.

1656
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:50,120
Perides, sorry.

1657
01:39:50,220 --> 01:39:52,180
Perides has gone off and Herera has come on.

1658
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:54,640
Trying to block up the gap down the back,

1659
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:57,100
making sure these Manchester guys don't attack

1660
01:39:57,100 --> 01:39:59,480
down the right-hand side flank of the sack.

1661
01:40:03,820 --> 01:40:06,940
But Man City are just toying with them now.

1662
01:40:08,220 --> 01:40:10,700
PSG are well and truly their toy boys.

1663
01:40:11,460 --> 01:40:13,420
And Gundogan doing his little dance.

1664
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:18,800
Good to see that Gundogan isn't absolutely creeled out of it

1665
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:19,600
after that challenge.

1666
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:22,900
Such an exciting player to watch, Gundogan.

1667
01:40:23,660 --> 01:40:27,000
He's got a great touch, a good footballing brain,

1668
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:29,300
and he scores goals for fun as well.

1669
01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:31,300
Thank you very much, Trent.

1670
01:40:32,380 --> 01:40:33,580
Unbelievable stuff, Trent.

1671
01:40:34,580 --> 01:40:35,020
Trent!

1672
01:40:36,780 --> 01:40:38,160
I can't believe it, Trent.

1673
01:40:40,260 --> 01:40:41,380
I can't believe it.

1674
01:40:41,380 --> 01:40:41,560
Trent!

1675
01:40:44,140 --> 01:40:45,680
It's a night to remember.

1676
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:45,860
It's a night to remember.

1677
01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:45,880
It's a night to remember.

1678
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,240
It's up there.

1679
01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:52,220
With the time Man U won the Champions League in 99.

1680
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:54,320
It's up there.

1681
01:40:56,260 --> 01:40:57,680
With the Berlin Wall.

1682
01:40:58,840 --> 01:40:59,740
It's up there.

1683
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:00,540
Oh!

1684
01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:01,680
Shot from Gundogan.

1685
01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:03,740
Oh, Mahrez, I beg your pardon.

1686
01:41:03,860 --> 01:41:06,720
Shot from Mahrez came in, courtesy of Trent.

1687
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:12,680
It's up there with all the other stuff that happened in the past.

1688
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:15,320
I can't believe it.

1689
01:41:15,380 --> 01:41:16,280
Thank you very much, Trent.

1690
01:41:16,420 --> 01:41:18,280
Shout out to the chat, says Trent.

1691
01:41:18,620 --> 01:41:21,360
The best chat on Twitch.

1692
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:24,240
Would you believe that?

1693
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:29,700
Trent, yet again, coming in with the Trent bomb.

1694
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:38,520
And then using his text to simply shout out the chat who are watching this

1695
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:42,840
and give you all a thumbs up and a pat on the back.

1696
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:44,720
Can't believe it.

1697
01:41:45,060 --> 01:41:46,480
Unbelievable stuff entirely.

1698
01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:53,340
And we are absolutely blessed to have such wonderful, supportive viewers.

1699
01:41:54,220 --> 01:42:03,140
And as I say that, yet another wonderful, supportive viewer, SK, comes in to give us a lovely bit of affection as well.

1700
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:04,860
SK, man.

1701
01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:06,980
You're fucking sound.

1702
01:42:07,660 --> 01:42:08,920
Thank you so much.

1703
01:42:10,260 --> 01:42:10,920
How are you, Tom?

1704
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:12,560
Not too bad.

1705
01:42:13,220 --> 01:42:14,600
No, I'm reading the tip out.

1706
01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:16,560
The ball comes in here.

1707
01:42:16,620 --> 01:42:18,020
Nearly another Man City goal there.

1708
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:22,240
I was saying, SK's message was,

1709
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:22,900
How are you, Tom?

1710
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:28,800
Any chance you could ask Francis about his T.Y. trip to Paris all those years ago, loving the streams?

1711
01:42:30,140 --> 01:42:32,220
How did you get on there in Paris that time?

1712
01:42:33,820 --> 01:42:34,600
It was shite.

1713
01:42:35,260 --> 01:42:43,660
We went to see some area of Paris called Montmartre or something.

1714
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:46,180
And there was this church on the top of it.

1715
01:42:46,540 --> 01:42:48,140
We had to go to mass.

1716
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,540
And I just remember lots of walking, Tom.

1717
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:53,660
So much walking.

1718
01:42:54,540 --> 01:42:56,820
And I just thought, where's the beach?

1719
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:57,700
Do you know?

1720
01:42:58,360 --> 01:43:00,560
Where do you get to just hang out?

1721
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,200
And is there a swimming pool?

1722
01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:04,060
And it wasn't like that.

1723
01:43:04,140 --> 01:43:06,760
That was a school trip that was just hellish.

1724
01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:09,340
Then we had to go to the Louvre.

1725
01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:12,820
Absolutely shite.

1726
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:20,580
And I'm glad that the journalists and the world media are watching this because you don't hear this enough.

1727
01:43:21,380 --> 01:43:25,340
The Louvre is boring and it takes too long to walk around.

1728
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:29,580
And then when you get to the Mona Lisa, it's tiny.

1729
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:36,200
I have bigger posters on my wall at home, like, of other stuff.

1730
01:43:36,380 --> 01:43:38,560
Bands and fucking football walls.

1731
01:43:39,460 --> 01:43:41,320
And they're well bigger and they cost nothing.

1732
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:42,420
They cost next to nothing.

1733
01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:45,400
And apparently Mona Lisa is fucking priceless.

1734
01:43:46,540 --> 01:43:47,260
On your bike.

1735
01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:49,940
Well, there you go.

1736
01:43:50,020 --> 01:43:50,880
You heard it here first.

1737
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:54,240
Paris ain't all that.

1738
01:43:55,020 --> 01:44:02,920
And another situation right now is that Paris ain't all that on the pitch.

1739
01:44:03,500 --> 01:44:11,860
Because they're down to ten men and they're a goal down against Manchester Saiti and Free Assange.

1740
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:17,400
As tip as Tommy, any chance you'll be doing a cheeky landing of the kite on the Ecuadorian embassy?

1741
01:44:17,920 --> 01:44:18,280
P.S.

1742
01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:19,560
Please bring back Schlug.

1743
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:21,620
We might attempt that soon enough.

1744
01:44:23,060 --> 01:44:24,100
Sandra Joyce.

1745
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:25,220
Thank you very much.

1746
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:26,920
Rejoice to Sandra.

1747
01:44:29,100 --> 01:44:30,960
And hot jadge.

1748
01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:34,620
Tommy, do you ever hear from little Declan these days?

1749
01:44:34,980 --> 01:44:36,520
I don't hear from him enough.

1750
01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:36,760
I don't hear from him enough.

1751
01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:39,980
He's over there in Australia.

1752
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:40,820
He's working.

1753
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:41,580
He's a hard worker.

1754
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:45,680
He's just got himself an SUV there.

1755
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:48,780
It's a lovely BMW SUV.

1756
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,080
He's driving around that now.

1757
01:44:51,480 --> 01:44:53,080
So, I mean, fair play to him.

1758
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,740
He's doing great work out there.

1759
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:56,580
Francis.

1760
01:44:56,840 --> 01:45:00,420
Let's see if we can go back to Francis here if there's anything going on.

1761
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:02,160
Francis?

1762
01:45:04,580 --> 01:45:04,980
Hello?

1763
01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:05,540
Francis?

1764
01:45:05,540 --> 01:45:05,740
Francis?

1765
01:45:08,380 --> 01:45:09,660
Francis, are you there?

1766
01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:18,340
Francis?

1767
01:45:18,340 --> 01:45:18,540
Francis?

1768
01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:22,640
How are you, Tom?

1769
01:45:26,280 --> 01:45:26,880
Tom?

1770
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:31,820
Are you okay, Francis?

1771
01:45:34,660 --> 01:45:35,980
I'm here, Tom.

1772
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:36,940
I've had a visitor.

1773
01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:38,940
I'm on the balcony right now.

1774
01:45:39,240 --> 01:45:41,300
You'll never believe who's visiting me here.

1775
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:42,720
Who?

1776
01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:48,120
Literally none other, Francis.

1777
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:54,620
Literally none other, Tom, than the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

1778
01:45:54,900 --> 01:46:01,960
He's here, and he wants to fucking be solidarited with me here for the next foreseeable.

1779
01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:06,340
Are you sure about that?

1780
01:46:06,460 --> 01:46:07,780
Is he sure about that?

1781
01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:12,980
The Reverend Jesse Jackson is there with you in solidarity.

1782
01:46:13,820 --> 01:46:14,700
He's here, Tom.

1783
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:17,260
He's a fucking sound man.

1784
01:46:18,060 --> 01:46:23,100
He's done a lot for the cause over the years, and now he's going to do a lot for the cause of me.

1785
01:46:23,460 --> 01:46:24,740
We're here together.

1786
01:46:26,980 --> 01:46:31,940
And the Ecuadorians, big shout out to the Ecuadorians for fucking putting it on the table.

1787
01:46:31,940 --> 01:46:39,980
And big shout out to this man here, Jesse Jackson, who is the man of the hour.

1788
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:42,620
Unbelievable stuff.

1789
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:44,900
I can't believe it myself.

1790
01:46:45,220 --> 01:46:45,880
I'm struggling.

1791
01:46:46,480 --> 01:46:48,960
I'm struggling to believe with it.

1792
01:46:49,340 --> 01:46:51,820
To believe it, I can't believe it.

1793
01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:54,780
And I don't even understand.

1794
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:58,980
How has he become embroiled in this situation with you?

1795
01:47:00,860 --> 01:47:03,480
Well, your guess is as good as mine, Tom.

1796
01:47:03,700 --> 01:47:09,160
All I can say is the thing about Jesse Jackson is he fucking knows a good thing when he sees it.

1797
01:47:09,940 --> 01:47:12,480
And he's standing right here next to me now.

1798
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:15,180
I don't want to be putting words in his mouth.

1799
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:17,400
You definitely shouldn't.

1800
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:18,760
You definitely shouldn't.

1801
01:47:19,660 --> 01:47:20,860
Maybe we could ask him.

1802
01:47:20,900 --> 01:47:24,540
Maybe you could ask him, has he got anything he can say at all?

1803
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:26,560
So we don't be relying on your account of it.

1804
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:33,440
Hold on now for a moment there, Tom.

1805
01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:38,960
I'm going to ask Jesse Jackson if he wants to say anything at all.

1806
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,600
People in the chat are saying it's actually Trent.

1807
01:47:43,080 --> 01:47:46,180
Imagine that Trent turned out to be this guy beside me now.

1808
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:47,220
Jesse Jackson.

1809
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:48,500
Crazy times.

1810
01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:53,380
Just ask him.

1811
01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:54,100
Look, sorry, lads.

1812
01:47:54,140 --> 01:47:56,500
If you're tuned in for the match here, it's 2-1 to City.

1813
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,660
They're going to wrap it up and go home.

1814
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:00,280
Josh Henry, thank you very much.

1815
01:48:00,340 --> 01:48:00,720
99.

1816
01:48:01,380 --> 01:48:02,860
Thank you very, very much, Josh.

1817
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:03,780
Josh Henry, 99.

1818
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:08,120
This is Jesse Jackson brought to you by BillyBet247.

1819
01:48:08,120 --> 01:48:12,660
I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin, and a bet in Castlebar.

1820
01:48:12,900 --> 01:48:13,800
Try it for the time.

1821
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:16,980
BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet.

1822
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:18,800
Right.

1823
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:19,320
Okay.

1824
01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:21,500
Thank you very much, BillyBet.

1825
01:48:21,660 --> 01:48:24,740
And over to Jesse Jackson now, who's with Francis.

1826
01:48:24,940 --> 01:48:31,580
I believe Jesse Jackson has some words to say on the matter regarding Francis' incarceration.

1827
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:44,680
What are you saying, Jesse?

1828
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:45,640
What have you got to say?

1829
01:48:46,440 --> 01:48:51,520
Is this an injustice that I've been fucking holed up here and that the Brits are after me?

1830
01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:57,080
Young America, hold your hand high now.

1831
01:48:58,380 --> 01:48:59,220
We can win.

1832
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:03,080
We must not lose for the drugs and violence.

1833
01:49:05,300 --> 01:49:09,440
In fairness, like, I mean, it's nothing to do with drugs and violence, Jesse.

1834
01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:11,620
You're here because of me.

1835
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:12,300
Isn't that the crack?

1836
01:49:12,300 --> 01:49:12,520
Correct.

1837
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:14,060
Are the Brits...

1838
01:49:14,060 --> 01:49:15,460
The Brits are keeping me down.

1839
01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:16,780
Let's keep it on point, Jesse.

1840
01:49:17,840 --> 01:49:22,120
...to a pregnancy, suicide, cynicism, pessimism, and despair.

1841
01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:23,940
We can win.

1842
01:49:25,380 --> 01:49:28,460
Wherever you are tonight, I challenge you to hope and the dream.

1843
01:49:29,820 --> 01:49:31,800
Don't submerge your dreams.

1844
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:35,480
Exercise above all else.

1845
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:38,240
Even on drugs.

1846
01:49:38,380 --> 01:49:39,660
Dream of the day.

1847
01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:40,960
You're drug free.

1848
01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:43,980
Even in the gutter.

1849
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:47,280
Dream of the day that you'll be up on your feet again.

1850
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:50,320
You must never stop dreaming.

1851
01:49:51,700 --> 01:49:52,620
Face reality.

1852
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:53,240
Yes.

1853
01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:55,660
But don't stop with the way things are.

1854
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:57,520
Dream of things as they ought to be.

1855
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:58,140
Dream.

1856
01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:00,240
Face pain.

1857
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:01,780
Face pain.

1858
01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:05,780
Jesse, you lost me at face paint.

1859
01:50:06,340 --> 01:50:09,380
We're here because I've been fucking holed up here.

1860
01:50:09,380 --> 01:50:09,380
We're here because I've been fucking holed up here.

1861
01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:17,840
I need a few words that are going to be encouraging, that are going to stop me from fucking throwing in the towel altogether and stop the Brits, please.

1862
01:50:18,340 --> 01:50:19,740
And you're talking about face paint.

1863
01:50:19,740 --> 01:50:23,240
A dream will help you rise above the pain?

1864
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:28,340
Use hope and imagination as weapons of survival and progress.

1865
01:50:28,580 --> 01:50:30,340
But you keep on dreaming, young America.

1866
01:50:30,660 --> 01:50:31,960
Dream of peace.

1867
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:33,520
Peace.

1868
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:36,700
I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin.

1869
01:50:37,220 --> 01:50:39,060
It's 2-1 to Man City still.

1870
01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:39,800
It's 94.

1871
01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:42,800
The fourth minute of injury time has just been played.

1872
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:44,520
Back to Jesse Jackson at the moment.

1873
01:50:44,520 --> 01:50:46,180
I'm not a living dream.

1874
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:51,240
Dream of doctors who are concerned more about public health than private wealth.

1875
01:50:51,460 --> 01:50:55,760
Dream of lawyers more concerned about justice and the judgeship.

1876
01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:59,600
Dream of preachers who are concerned more about property than property.

1877
01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:01,120
Okay, okay, okay.

1878
01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:02,720
That's enough now, Jess.

1879
01:51:03,260 --> 01:51:04,580
You've had your time.

1880
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:06,460
You've had enough time now.

1881
01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:09,920
We're going to have to go back to Tom in the studio for the end of the match.

1882
01:51:10,060 --> 01:51:11,360
Still 2-1 to Man City.

1883
01:51:14,460 --> 01:51:21,660
Great to see there a lovely bit of support from the Reverend Jesse Jackson for Francis Higgins.

1884
01:51:21,980 --> 01:51:25,000
And it's still 2-1 to Man City here.

1885
01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:31,220
Paris Saint-Germain-Greer holding on down to 10 men, trying not to concede another goal.

1886
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:32,300
But it's looking fairly...

1887
01:51:32,300 --> 01:51:33,460
Sorry about that, Barb.

1888
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:39,020
It's looking fairly tight for them because they have to travel to Manchester then for the second leg.

1889
01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:42,220
And Man City will have two away goals on them.

1890
01:51:43,100 --> 01:51:45,820
That's going to be really tough for PSG to have to turn that around.

1891
01:51:46,820 --> 01:51:51,480
Thank you very much to everybody there who supported us tonight.

1892
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:57,760
Jesse was on the beer all day in the beer gardens of London, says Dono Lally.

1893
01:51:58,580 --> 01:51:59,180
Well, I don't know.

1894
01:51:59,240 --> 01:52:00,780
We don't have any news on that.

1895
01:52:01,500 --> 01:52:05,840
But it really was an interesting spectacle to see that nonetheless.

1896
01:52:06,620 --> 01:52:12,340
And just an indictment of the British law system, justice system.

1897
01:52:12,440 --> 01:52:16,960
If there is justice, I don't think there is real justice in this world.

1898
01:52:17,100 --> 01:52:18,220
Justice is for the rich.

1899
01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:20,120
Not for the poor.

1900
01:52:20,340 --> 01:52:21,460
Not for the downtrodden.

1901
01:52:21,940 --> 01:52:25,780
And not for people who are simply eating a banana on top of a statue.

1902
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,240
Minding their own business.

1903
01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:34,000
And then so cruelly and sadly and nationally taken away.

1904
01:52:34,300 --> 01:52:36,780
Their freedom taken away and then charged with terror charges.

1905
01:52:37,660 --> 01:52:45,300
And then eventually seeks solace and refuge with the Ecuadorians.

1906
01:52:45,420 --> 01:52:46,280
That's just not right.

1907
01:52:47,100 --> 01:52:49,500
But looking at the Parc de Princes here.

1908
01:52:50,260 --> 01:52:51,040
Paris Saint-Germain.

1909
01:52:51,140 --> 01:52:53,660
And there the full-time whistle goes.

1910
01:52:53,800 --> 01:53:02,700
The referee blows upon his magic pipe of peace to signify the end of an absolutely enthralling game of soccer ball.

1911
01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:06,080
As Manchester City take the victory.

1912
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:09,840
Steal it from the clasp of the Parisian Dreamers.

1913
01:53:10,620 --> 01:53:13,580
And they did it and did themselves proud.

1914
01:53:13,960 --> 01:53:23,540
And it's going to be a real test of strength and metal for these Parisian boys when they visit Manchester to face them in the second leg.

1915
01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:24,960
The Daddy.

1916
01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:26,620
Thank you very much for the tips.

1917
01:53:26,740 --> 01:53:32,300
As Assange was telling everyone Pamela Anderson was giving out such and such when she visited him at the embassy.

1918
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:34,420
I don't know how you have that news.

1919
01:53:34,480 --> 01:53:35,240
But thanks for the tip.

1920
01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:36,360
Josh Henry 99.

1921
01:53:36,520 --> 01:53:38,640
Thoughts on the social media app Snapchat.

1922
01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:39,860
I don't know.

1923
01:53:39,940 --> 01:53:40,540
Never used it.

1924
01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:41,980
Thank you very much for the tip though.

1925
01:53:42,300 --> 01:53:45,380
Francis Assange says, any chance you'll be doing a cheeky landing on the kite?

1926
01:53:45,440 --> 01:53:46,320
We read that one already.

1927
01:53:46,440 --> 01:53:47,340
Thank you very much for your tip.

1928
01:53:47,720 --> 01:53:49,580
I'll be trying to get that plane landed there.

1929
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:52,340
On that embassy.

1930
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:55,360
Because.

1931
01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:00,040
Having seen Francis now.

1932
01:54:00,500 --> 01:54:02,000
And the ghost show that he has.

1933
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:03,440
And having seen.

1934
01:54:03,940 --> 01:54:04,740
The Reverend.

1935
01:54:06,660 --> 01:54:07,560
Jesse Jackson.

1936
01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:09,380
That's my.

1937
01:54:09,580 --> 01:54:13,760
It's given me the spirit to maybe attempt a landing on top of that embassy.

1938
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:15,700
I'd rather do it in a helicopter.

1939
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:16,680
But not in a plane.

1940
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:16,920
Like.

1941
01:54:16,980 --> 01:54:17,440
You know what I mean.

1942
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,220
Thank you very much for everyone.

1943
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:19,860
For your tips.

1944
01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,500
It's been an unbelievable night.

1945
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:22,880
Of soccer ball again.

1946
01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:24,140
And.

1947
01:54:24,660 --> 01:54:26,140
We can ask Francis there.

1948
01:54:26,220 --> 01:54:27,360
Go back to Francis now.

1949
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:28,800
And see.

1950
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,680
Whether or not.

1951
01:54:29,940 --> 01:54:30,400
He would.

1952
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:31,500
Want me to go and land.

1953
01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:32,080
Land there.

1954
01:54:32,140 --> 01:54:32,480
Francis.

1955
01:54:32,960 --> 01:54:34,820
What if I was to fly over and land.

1956
01:54:34,980 --> 01:54:38,620
The chat are asking me if I could fly over and land and ambush throughout Francis.

1957
01:54:39,780 --> 01:54:41,080
Go live to the embassy now.

1958
01:54:41,140 --> 01:54:41,420
Francis.

1959
01:54:43,660 --> 01:54:44,160
Oh no.

1960
01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:44,560
They have him.

1961
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:45,140
They have him.

1962
01:54:45,820 --> 01:54:46,340
Get off me.

1963
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:47,900
Get off me.

1964
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:48,860
Oh no.

1965
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:51,400
Francis.

1966
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:52,460
Get off me.

1967
01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:54,080
Are you okay?

1968
01:54:56,660 --> 01:54:57,200
Fuck.

1969
01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:00,060
Looks like the shades have him again.

1970
01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:01,120
The shades have him.

1971
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:01,240
Okay.

1972
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:01,320
Okay.

1973
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:01,320
Okay.

1974
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:01,360
Okay.

1975
01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:02,360
Okay.

1976
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:03,360
Okay.

1977
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:04,360
Okay.

1978
01:55:04,360 --> 01:55:05,360
Okay.

1979
01:55:05,360 --> 01:55:08,840
That works.

1980
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:36,240
Oh my god.

1981
01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:38,300
Oh my god.

1982
01:55:38,300 --> 01:55:48,480
They got him.

1983
01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:50,280
Unfortunately they got him.

1984
01:55:52,380 --> 01:55:54,020
It's a sad way to end on that.

1985
01:55:54,020 --> 01:55:55,260
It's a sad note to end on guys.

1986
01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:55,560
Look.

1987
01:55:57,720 --> 01:55:59,600
Where the fuck was Jesse Jackson?

1988
01:56:00,960 --> 01:56:01,640
After all that.

1989
01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:03,260
Okay.

1990
01:56:03,460 --> 01:56:04,600
We're going to have to get off anyway.

1991
01:56:04,780 --> 01:56:07,540
I'm going to have to make a few phone calls here and see what can be done about this.

1992
01:56:07,540 --> 01:56:08,480
But that's not great.

1993
01:56:08,780 --> 01:56:10,420
Francis might be back in the slammer again.

1994
01:56:10,540 --> 01:56:10,740
Look.

1995
01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:14,620
I want to say a big thanks to everyone who tuned in tonight.

1996
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,800
And through who tipped as well.

1997
01:56:18,060 --> 01:56:18,820
Unbelievable stuff.

1998
01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:19,220
Trent.

1999
01:56:19,560 --> 01:56:20,440
Bloody tea magic.

2000
01:56:21,380 --> 01:56:24,780
Really, really knocking it out the Pact of Prince tonight.

2001
01:56:25,380 --> 01:56:28,380
But it's a somber note to end on.

2002
01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:29,900
But we can't leave you with the final image.

2003
01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:30,780
But we can't leave you with the final image.

2004
01:56:30,780 --> 01:56:32,180
The image of the night.

2005
01:56:32,180 --> 01:56:33,800
Which was the hope.

2006
01:56:34,040 --> 01:56:37,260
Which was brought by, you know, seeing the two boys together.

2007
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:41,360
Francis Higgins and the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

2008
01:56:41,960 --> 01:56:44,160
So sad before Francis got charactered away there.

2009
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:46,000
Jesse Jackson.

2010
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:47,660
Francis Higgins.

2011
01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,320
Brought to you by Billybed247.

2012
01:56:49,380 --> 01:56:55,320
With the money I'm going to make out the app, I'm going to buy a limited edition pressing of Dario G's Sunshine on vinyl.

2013
01:56:55,540 --> 01:56:57,140
I don't even have a record player shirt.

2014
01:56:57,140 --> 01:57:27,120
We'll be right back.

2015
01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:57,120
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