1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,100 I need one of them to show you. Yeah. That's right. 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:34,080 I'm going to go back. 3 00:00:34,080 --> 00:01:04,060 I'm going to go back. 4 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:34,040 I'm going to go back. 5 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,040 I'm going to go back. 6 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,040 I'm going to go back. 7 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,040 I'm going to go back. 8 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,040 I'm going to go back. 9 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,040 I'm going to go back. 10 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,040 I'm going to go back. 11 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,040 I'm going to go back. 12 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,040 I'm going to go back. 13 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,040 I'm going to go back. 14 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,040 I'm going to go back. 15 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,040 I'm going to go back. 16 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,040 I'm going to go back. 17 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,040 I'm going to go back. 18 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,580 We don't need to watch Virgin Media 2 here. 19 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:04,500 It's on one of the English channels. 20 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:06,540 Good stuff. 21 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,120 Good stuff. 22 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,900 How were you firing up after last night? 23 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:11,460 That was an awful bit of consternation that was going on. 24 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,220 It was, Tom. 25 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,080 I don't know if anyone was watching, but it was very, very traumatic. 26 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:28,840 I was bungled into a van by a load of men who were police officers taken away from the Ecuadorian embassy. 27 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:33,320 It was really, really rough justice. 28 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,420 And it wasn't even justice. 29 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,840 It was injustice. 30 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,000 Yeah, we heard you screaming from the van. 31 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,580 I don't know if anyone's just tuned in. 32 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,040 This is what you missed last night. 33 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:48,380 Francis was, let's see if we've got that image here. 34 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:55,900 Francis was doing a live stream from the Ecuadorian embassy after he was taken in by the Ecuadorians. 35 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:02,960 And given asylum, which was a crazy bit of scenario altogether. 36 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,600 Let me see if I've got that for you. 37 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,240 Right here. 38 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,520 It really was insane, Tom. 39 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:19,480 This was the shot from yesterday evening when you first landed at the Ecuadorian embassy. 40 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:22,940 How did you get there? 41 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,140 I mean, we've seen this, but if anyone didn't see it, I just want to ask you how you got there in the end. 42 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,740 Yeah, fuck it, sure. 43 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:38,340 I was just telling you last night, like I had a GP's appointment because I was complaining about the anxiety and the heart palpitations after, you know, having to be in a cell all the time. 44 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,580 And they gave us the appointment. 45 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:47,500 And I had two screws were accompanying me to the doctor. 46 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,820 And thankfully, they were loose. 47 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,060 The screws were loose. 48 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:52,960 Oh, here, United. 49 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,640 United looked like they could score here. 50 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:55,900 Pogba's in the box. 51 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:56,820 Pogba. 52 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,220 He's lost the ball. 53 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:04,820 But the chance arose for me to jump out the window when I was in the doctor's surgery. 54 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,760 And I just did it and bombed it. 55 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:11,300 And then once I got down to the bloody embassy, it was all game on. 56 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:12,840 Yep. 57 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,920 I want to just make that image larger there so we can just see. 58 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:17,900 What was it like being there? 59 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,660 I was fucking mad. 60 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:26,560 Like, you know, I had the whole world's press, you know, interview me. 61 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:29,380 I was doing play-by-play of the football as well. 62 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:39,880 It kind of felt like a dream scenario, you know, compared to the previous two weeks of just eating beans and sausage and tea. 63 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,720 This was a different kind of vibe altogether. 64 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,200 Yep. 65 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,160 I mean, we can see there things developed. 66 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:55,620 If you've just joined us, it's Manchester United versus Roma in the Europa League. 67 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,620 Things developed at peace last night as well for Francis. 68 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,400 Because what happened next? 69 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:11,420 Well, I got to say, it was hilarious. 70 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,220 I was there on that balcony doing the play-by-play. 71 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,620 And word got out. 72 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:23,440 Word just got out that I was being incarcerated, having to seek asylum. 73 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,480 I became an asylum seeker. 74 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:31,080 So I know I can, you know, definitely say I know what's going on there now, you know. 75 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:39,200 And Jesse Jackson, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, got in touch and said, can I come and solidarity it up with you? 76 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:54,760 That's a crack. 77 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,820 And he said, I want to get involved in that. 78 00:05:58,780 --> 00:05:59,780 That's the crack, Tom. 79 00:05:59,780 --> 00:05:59,780 That's the crack, Tom. 80 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,940 You've seen it yourself. 81 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,320 We have another image here of what happened then when Jesse arrived. 82 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,380 Mark, formerly known as Sweet Bees. 83 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,120 Thank you very much. 84 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:13,760 This is you with Jesse Jackson last night while Man City were playing PSG. 85 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:16,740 Was he into the football at all, Jesse Jackson? 86 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,820 Was he a footballing man? 87 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,140 Couldn't fucking tell you, Tom. 88 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:26,980 I was too focused on trying to milk my scenario in the limelight. 89 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,720 Glad you said scenario. 90 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:33,260 And I was saying to Jackson, what's the crack, Jack? 91 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:39,920 Have you got any words to say about me and make me look good in front of these cameras? 92 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,980 And he said a few words. 93 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:42,940 Yeah, sure. 94 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,640 He had a few words to say. 95 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:49,900 I had the microphone and I put it to his mouth and said, fire away, let rip. 96 00:06:50,560 --> 00:07:01,660 And, you know, it was a bit confusing, to be honest, because he just kept on going about, you know, the rights and face paint was one. 97 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,040 Face paint, I think he was trying to say, but it sounded like face paint. 98 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:08,240 A bit of miscommunication at the time. 99 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:13,580 And, yeah, he was just going on about, he went off on one, really, you know. 100 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,160 And it was kind of like Martin Luther King. 101 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,900 He kept on going on about dreams and having a dream and all this kind of stuff. 102 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,760 In the end, I just had to fucking tend to wind it up. 103 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:26,140 Yeah. 104 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,180 Well, he's got a lot to say. 105 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,780 He's a lot of experience, like, you know, it's Jesse Jackson. 106 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:36,060 And there's a shot of you interviewing him there last night as well. 107 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:36,880 Crazy stuff. 108 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:41,200 But the craziness got too crazy in the end. 109 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,140 Oh, look at this. 110 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:45,220 If we resize the photograph there, that looks great. 111 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,520 It looks like you've got tiny legs and a massive torso. 112 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,620 Thanks, Tom. 113 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,180 Yeah, if we just keep doing that there, it looks like, it looks hilarious. 114 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:07,080 Then we can resize it or maybe sync up the, uh, the signage there. 115 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:11,840 And now it looks like both of you have kind of strange bodies. 116 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,720 But then, anyway. 117 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,080 Here's Man Utd. 118 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:15,100 Here's Man Utd. 119 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:15,100 Here's Man Utd. 120 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:15,980 And it's Rashford. 121 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,120 It's a goal. 122 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,600 It's Marcus Rash. 123 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:19,060 It's not. 124 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,300 It's Bruno Fernandes. 125 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:25,460 Bruno, Bruno Fernandes. 126 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,100 He come from Portugal. 127 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,920 Bruno Fernandes. 128 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,540 He scored. 129 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:34,100 Sorry, we'll take that rubbish off the screen there. 130 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,880 Bruno Fernandes. 131 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,960 He scored for Manchester City. 132 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,340 It's a goal to the goose. 133 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,400 It's one goal to the good. 134 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:49,780 And what work it was initially by Paul Pogba to get the ball onto Cavani's toes, 135 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:56,120 who then plays just like a clinical pass through ball to Bruno Fernandes, 136 00:08:56,540 --> 00:09:01,300 who, uh, just casually, nonchalantly, as you like, 137 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:05,720 little chip over the keeper, just a little deek over the keeper, 138 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,520 and it's gone right into the back of the onion sack. 139 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,000 It's one goal to the goose. 140 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:17,040 Bruno, Bruno Fernandes. 141 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,780 He come from Portugal. 142 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,100 But Jesse Jackson then had to fuck off for a bit, 143 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,400 and it all went tits up. 144 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:29,460 Yep. 145 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:36,360 You were saying that it wasn't going to be any good for you being there in the embassy anyway, 146 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:40,140 because, you know, you were basically trapped there for a long time. 147 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,060 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 148 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,080 Anaconda G. 149 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:50,300 Something wrong with the line there, Francis. 150 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,140 It kind of went very clear for a moment. 151 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,140 It's just the way it goes, Tom. 152 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,360 Bruno Fernandes just won a corner for Man U as well. 153 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,360 Ten minutes on the thing there. 154 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,380 Ten minutes on the screen for us. 155 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:03,940 In reality, ten minutes. 156 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,140 We've got a great stream tonight. 157 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:05,900 Great stream. 158 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,300 And it's completely safe, legit. 159 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,560 We feel good about it. 160 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,760 Sure, we always felt good about it. 161 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,780 There was never any kind of feeling of dodging us about it. 162 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,720 And again, Cavani's wearing that plaster on his face. 163 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,760 He thinks he's Nelly. 164 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:20,800 Do you know? 165 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,540 Nelly for Tardole. 166 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,580 No, Nelly the rapper. 167 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,220 Yeah. 168 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,780 And here they come now. 169 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,220 They've won another corner. 170 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,260 Rashford was trying to shimmy his way into the box. 171 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,000 Thanks for the tip. 172 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,280 Thank you very much, Chris. 173 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,160 Just a couple of tips there. 174 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,940 We want to say thanks and give thanks and praise to everyone. 175 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,880 Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. 176 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,560 Very, very kind of you. 177 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,200 Fernandes tries to play ball and it's rubbish. 178 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,900 Let's see here now. 179 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,700 Who have we got? 180 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,400 Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. 181 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,460 Anaconda G. 182 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,560 Thanking you. 183 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 I hope you're doing well. 184 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,860 Chris, thank you very much. 185 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:05,880 Mama Duck, good day. 186 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,600 With these streams, you're spoiling us. 187 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,520 Thank you very much. 188 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,260 Sure, that's Ferrero Roche, not streams. 189 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,620 Hey, but thanks for the tip. 190 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,160 You heard him there. 191 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,660 Just replaying that Bruno Fernandes goal again. 192 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,060 It's just a lovely touch. 193 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,060 There's no more to say about it. 194 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:30,040 Nice, nice passes from Pogba to Cavani and that little ball from Cavani to Bruno. 195 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:35,140 And a little celebration there from Bruno Fernandes was when he was running away. 196 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,200 It was just like, yeah, just another day at the office. 197 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,640 Or whatever they call the office in Portugal. 198 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,920 El Oficio. 199 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,800 Is that the crack? 200 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,120 Not sure, Tom. 201 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,020 Just a little bit of a stab in the dark. 202 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,120 Funnily enough, there was a stab in the dark on the wing there last night. 203 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,000 Nothing too major, but there was a laceration. 204 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,660 You should have seen that. 205 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,440 There was a rubber. 206 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:06,340 I think it was Dzeko went to strike the ball and it was a complete and utter miscue. 207 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,020 Now there's calls for handball. 208 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,860 Crazy bit of business. 209 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,060 Oh, I think the referee's giving a penalty. 210 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,980 Maguire is fuming. 211 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,320 Something's going on here, lads. 212 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,680 Something's going on here, lads. 213 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,660 We don't know what yet. 214 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,880 We're just waiting to get clarification on this. 215 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:28,360 We might crank up the sound for a moment. 216 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,480 A break. 217 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,520 This would be the first attack. 218 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,220 I think the first time in the United half. 219 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:42,060 I don't want to be playing the audio too much. 220 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:46,360 I don't want to get DMCA'd by Run DMC. 221 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:52,180 Funnily enough, are manning the wheels of steel in the Twitter sphere. 222 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:53,900 Or the Twitch sphere. 223 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,380 Looks like a penalty. 224 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,000 Oh, bloody hell. 225 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:57,920 What was Pogba doing? 226 00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,060 It's a handball anyway. 227 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,220 Struck Pogba. 228 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,840 Pogba's hands were in the air. 229 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:07,220 He had his hands in the air like he was on the dance floor. 230 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,020 You look good on the dance floor. 231 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,040 But not in the penalty area, Pogba. 232 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,900 You need to save those moves for the dance floor. 233 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,040 Great tune there by... 234 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,620 Was that the Arctic Monkeys, was it? 235 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:22,780 It was, Tom. 236 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,320 You know your stuff. 237 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,700 So there's a fella at number seven 238 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,120 stepping up to take the penalty here for Roma. 239 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,940 Good game this so far if he gets this one in. 240 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,020 15 minutes gone. 241 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,860 It's Pellegrini. 242 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:36,980 He's stepping up. 243 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,560 The guy is shitting himself. 244 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,500 He's shitting bricks. 245 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,500 Sorry about the language, folks. 246 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,020 He's shitting. 247 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,040 He's shcuttering. 248 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,700 Will he do his slipping and sliding? 249 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,460 The guy, you know, usually jumps off the line to put people off. 250 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,480 And your man's got a tattoo of a Cadbury's C 251 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,400 and a stare under his ear. 252 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,540 He's scored! 253 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,500 And that's a goal for Roma! 254 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:03,620 Roma! 255 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:05,840 Roma! 256 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,120 Roma! 257 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,040 Good man, Tom. 258 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,940 Did you like that? 259 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,540 It was nice. 260 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:19,320 It added a nice bit of weight to the situation because you need that. 261 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,800 You need to throw a bit of weight behind the goals. 262 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,660 I don't think there are enough these days. 263 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,220 A penalty? 264 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,060 Definitely not. 265 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:33,700 It requires some kind of auditory, celebrity, fucking you-know-what, trickery. 266 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,020 Jiggery-pokery. 267 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,060 And you've got it. 268 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:36,680 You're the man. 269 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,220 You're the man to do it, Tom. 270 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:44,660 Well, the man to do it for Roma there was Pellegrini scoring that penalty. 271 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:50,640 It was Pog Palba who handballed the ball, handled it, put the arms out. 272 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,040 And that's not allowed. 273 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,300 I don't think you'd even need VAR to tell you that one. 274 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,160 There was a bit of deliberation from the referee on his side. 275 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,900 But it was stitched up in a few heartbeats. 276 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,000 And now it's 1-1. 277 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,040 Good game, this. 278 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:06,600 Good game. 279 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,500 Not a bad one, Tom. 280 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,480 So far, so good. 281 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,980 I want to tell you something else. 282 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,620 If another goal gets scored... 283 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,780 What? 284 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,380 Then it'll be 2-1 to one of the other teams. 285 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:23,180 Looking forward to seeing what kind of pigeons feathers get ruffled then. 286 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,080 Thanks very much there, people who tuned in. 287 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:34,700 Sorry, we're not really looking at the chat enough because we're focusing on the game. 288 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,280 Hopefully, you're not annoyed at that. 289 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,840 Captain Sack, thanks very much. 290 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,180 Glad to see you're not signed exclusively to Champions League. 291 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,180 We'll do anything. 292 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,200 Captain Sack, we'll cover anything. 293 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:52,120 Are we limited to soccer? 294 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,920 I don't know why you're asking me. 295 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,580 You're the man with the plan. 296 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,460 Yeah, but I mean, I'm in prison, so... 297 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,820 I mean, if there's anything going on, I'm available. 298 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,260 I get one call a day. 299 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,500 And the thing is, they don't care how long it goes on for. 300 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,640 So I can cover the... 301 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,380 You know, it's two hours for a game of soccer or something. 302 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,200 Or we watch another sport. 303 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,180 We can cover it all, like, you know? 304 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,280 Ball comes in from United. 305 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,300 Wan-Bissaka on that right wing. 306 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:26,620 You know, he's got the tender touch of a man who's played football for a long time. 307 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,000 Probably since he was a child. 308 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,680 And Roma try to blast it away. 309 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,760 But it blasts off Rashford's foot. 310 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,060 And then goes out for a... 311 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:40,700 A goal kick or a throw, I beg your pardon. 312 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,220 To Roma. 313 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,420 Spinazzola. 314 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,040 Number 37, Spinazzola. 315 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:47,880 For Roma. 316 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,180 Some name. 317 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,120 Where's he from? 318 00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,280 Probably Italian or something. 319 00:16:55,020 --> 00:17:03,960 Leonardo Spinazzola is an Italian footballer who plays as a left-sided midfielder or wing-back for Serie A club. 320 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:04,840 Roma. 321 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,400 And the Italy national team. 322 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,420 What kind of weight is he in value? 323 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,720 What's he packing on the transfer market? 324 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,340 Having a little luck here now. 325 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:22,140 Leonardo Spinazzola on the transfer market. 326 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,380 23.4 million. 327 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,940 That's out of my price range, Tom. 328 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,520 You weren't going to buy him anyway. 329 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,060 Just a joke. 330 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,440 Just a joke. 331 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:40,460 But if I was on championship manager or football manager, whatever you call it these days, I'd probably sign him. 332 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:45,320 Based on that throw-in he made there from the corner flag. 333 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,220 It was cracking. 334 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,900 Lovely bit of fancy footwork from Rashford comes unstuck. 335 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,560 But the ball rolls back to Basaka. 336 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920 Fernandez whips it in a little curler. 337 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,940 Trying to find a couple of boys. 338 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:01,280 Cavani and it just goes straight into the hands of the goalkeeper for Roma. 339 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,100 Lopez. 340 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,740 And Roma are going to start off from the back. 341 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,400 Passing it around Cavani though. 342 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,480 Hustling and hurrying and making them work from that back position. 343 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,460 Pressing. 344 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,320 How'd. 345 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:20,180 But they're losing their footing as Scott McTominay falls on his arse. 346 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,100 Gives the ball away. 347 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,960 Roma try to find Dekko. 348 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,840 In that middle D. 349 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,620 It's so cold in the D but it's gone back to United. 350 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,000 It's a bit of pinball now. 351 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,440 Cavani's got a hold of it. 352 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,660 He's going to have to hold up play. 353 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,920 Tries to find Rashford on the right flank. 354 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,140 But it's a blank ball. 355 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:44,460 And now it's your man Spinazola being hustled and harried down at the corner flag. 356 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,720 Lovely bit of stuff so far. 357 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,140 Both teams really fighting tooth and nail for possession. 358 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:58,300 And it's great to see the goals happen so fast because you know it's not going to be. 359 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,440 It's going to be a lively one. 360 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,060 It is. 361 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,080 The sack of falling on his arse there and then handling the ball. 362 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,480 No I think he's being done for handball now. 363 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,940 I always wondered about that. 364 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:18,080 Do you know the confidence of a player who falls down and immediately grabs the ball as if to say yeah that's a foul. 365 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,860 I don't even need to listen or wait for the referee to give that. 366 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:29,000 You know when I have you ever seen one of those where that happens and then the player gets bollocked for handling the ball. 367 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,040 Not seen it. 368 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,280 I've not seen it. 369 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,120 But unless that was one instance of it there. 370 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:40,100 I'd like to have been here in the commentary or to have been fully tuned into it there. 371 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:43,340 But no card was shown. 372 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,460 So we don't know. 373 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:52,180 Just want to say thank you there to Flembeg and 9miljil. 374 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,560 She's a silenced hotshot. 375 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:00,460 Oh. 376 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,120 Rashford. 377 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:09,920 Lovely control on that right hand flank to receive a long winded ball from Fernandez. 378 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:10,860 Thanks for the tip. 379 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,660 Paul Meshkel. 380 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,100 Thank you very much Meshkel. 381 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:18,300 I hope you're getting on well and fair play to you for the normal people and all that stuff. 382 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,460 And the Emmy nomination or the Golden Globe nomination or whatever it was. 383 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,660 We're all thinking about you back here. 384 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:29,920 And also, we're all thinking about you, courtesy of BillyBet247. 385 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,360 I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin, and a bet in Catlebar. 386 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,380 Try it sometime. 387 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:38,700 BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet. 388 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,720 Connor, thanks for the tip as well, my friend. 389 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:46,140 You say, do BillyBet have any specials on the NFL draft? 390 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,360 What do you think of the 49ers? 391 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,700 And who do you think they'll draft? 392 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,740 Cavani's coming in now, don't worry. 393 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,040 That's not an answer to the question. 394 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,460 NFL will not be drafting Cavani. 395 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,940 Bissaka's on the ball. 396 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,680 Bissaka puts it into the middle of the area. 397 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,440 Doesn't go anywhere near the man he wants, though. 398 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:06,620 Roma, head the ball out, falling back to Bissaka. 399 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,080 Puts the ball back into the danger mixer. 400 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,400 And a foul has been committed on Marcus Rashford. 401 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,540 I think it was Ibanez, or one of those bucks, went up to head the ball. 402 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,380 He was clambering all over the back of Rashford like he was a bloody climbing frame. 403 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,500 And then Rashford's gone down clutching the back of the cone. 404 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,020 That's going to be a free kick in a dangerous area. 405 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,200 Free kick in a dangerous area for United. 406 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,000 22 minutes gone. 407 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,840 Played here at the Manchester City Arena. 408 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,500 And I got to say something. 409 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,200 It looks as though they're going to do the business against the Romanian boys. 410 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:49,260 I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin, and a bet in Castlebar. 411 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,400 Try it from time. 412 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,580 Just to clarify, France said Romanians. 413 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,360 The then-Romanian side is Roma, the team from Italy. 414 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,680 Bruno Fernandes free kick over the bar. 415 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,540 And that's going to go nowhere. 416 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,960 And he's saying something in Portuguese like, mamma mia. 417 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,060 I'd say that's Italian, Tom, what you're saying there. 418 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,100 Do you know any Portuguese? 419 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:13,920 Fernandes. 420 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,880 That's his name. 421 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,600 Yeah, it's Portuguese, Tom. 422 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,340 Where is he from? 423 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,040 Portugal. 424 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,200 So, what nationality is that that I was speaking? 425 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,780 Technically, you're speaking Portuguese. 426 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,980 Case closed. 427 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,100 You do not pass go. 428 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,100 You do not collect 200 pounds. 429 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,980 And I'm the best. 430 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,800 The stream is... 431 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,940 It's a great stream. 432 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,360 Except it's gone a little bit pixelated. 433 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,800 So, Virgin Media 2, you need to pull the plug. 434 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,380 Or you need to pull something out of something and get something sorted out there. 435 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,360 Paul Meshko, thank you. 436 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,440 Millwall Dressers. 437 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,400 Thank you very much. 438 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,980 Millwall Dressers. 439 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:07,600 Possession here. 440 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,060 Dominated. 441 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,280 Mainly by United. 442 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,160 Nearly 70% possession. 443 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,000 They're breaking down the side flank with Rashford now. 444 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,120 Takes a man on. 445 00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:16,720 Beats him. 446 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,280 Lovely little bit of skill from Rashford. 447 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,760 Puts the ball into Fernandes. 448 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:20,560 Takes a shot. 449 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:21,940 Snake. 450 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,500 And I think it was a double bobble there. 451 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,440 Would have gone out for a corner ball. 452 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,700 Except it came back and then bounced off for an end. 453 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,360 And has gone out for a Roma. 454 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,200 A Roma goal kick. 455 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,240 The Roma boys are after you. 456 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,140 Actually, we're looking at the replay here. 457 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,620 It just was a blank ball of a shot. 458 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,680 Didn't double bobble at all. 459 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,340 Didn't even touch a Roma player first. 460 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,380 It just was a blank ball. 461 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,840 And it rolled out the side hatch. 462 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,340 But I mean, it's Bruno Fernandes. 463 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:02,340 Who scored a goal. 464 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,120 So whatever he does. 465 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,620 At least he's done that. 466 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,780 Yeah, he won't be too embarrassed about that. 467 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,640 But he won't want to have too many howlers like that. 468 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,220 Wanbissaka's just cutting out every pass that comes his way. 469 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:18,380 He's a great asset. 470 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,480 Pogba shot from Ridge. 471 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,020 Oh, Palm Stings. 472 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,280 Golf resort. 473 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,700 Wanbissaka with the follow-up. 474 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,840 Doesn't go nowhere. 475 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:30,040 But he still regained composure and control on that right-hand flank side. 476 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,100 The goalkeeper's clutching his shoulder. 477 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,500 The ball is going to get kicked out here. 478 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,600 And that goalie's shoulder is the priority here. 479 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,340 The health, safety of the players is top priority. 480 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,080 Quick replay. 481 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,900 Pogba gets one of his trademark long-range shots on. 482 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,760 And the goalie saves it well. 483 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,040 doesn't look like he's hurt himself on that one. 484 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,760 Maybe it was the follow-up or something. 485 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:55,980 Maybe it was the follow-up. 486 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,500 It was a great save from the goalkeeper. 487 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,900 Because there was a few men blocking himself and Pogba. 488 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,800 So he had to go on instinct alone. 489 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,500 And look at the replay here. 490 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,920 He dives. 491 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:10,320 Lands. 492 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,160 Doesn't really land that awkwardly on his shoulder. 493 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,540 But then he starts complaining. 494 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,420 Maybe he's lying. 495 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:19,540 Maybe he just is lying in order to take a break. 496 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,440 Well, that's not our... 497 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,000 Hopefully he's not injured. 498 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,640 We're not saying he's lying. 499 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:29,720 But the substitute goalkeeper is having to warm up now. 500 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,800 And this is bad news for Roma. 501 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,760 Their manager's wearing a black flat cap. 502 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,060 And he's got designer stubble. 503 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,960 The ice pack has been applied to the Romanese goalkeeper. 504 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:46,900 Who goes by the name as Porrick Lopez. 505 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,600 For Roma. 506 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,020 He's having to come off now. 507 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,320 So indeed, I don't think he was... 508 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,820 I don't think he was telling fibs. 509 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,220 I think he really has done his shoulder. 510 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,040 And that's not... 511 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,820 That's sad, that. 512 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,640 That is sad for our Porrick-Ean Lopez. 513 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,760 A great man for the saving. 514 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,320 A great man for the goalie gloves. 515 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,280 And wait a sec. 516 00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,780 I think he's bullshitting, Tom. 517 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,740 He's gone off the side hatch. 518 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,880 And now he's winding the arm back up. 519 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,460 And he's going, 520 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,200 Oh, I'm fine. 521 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,680 I'm okay. 522 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,760 He was bullshitting. 523 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,560 It's almost as if the physios are going, 524 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,440 Are you serious? 525 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:24,660 Yep. 526 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:26,460 The physios are looking at him going, 527 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,340 What's going on, man? 528 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:27,980 Are you taking the piss? 529 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,100 They're telling him to come off now. 530 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,380 This is insane, Tom. 531 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,740 I've never seen anything like it. 532 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,300 Porrick Lopez for Roma has walked off the pitch now. 533 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,460 Deciding he was okay. 534 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:45,700 He was going to go back on. 535 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,900 And the manager, he looks awfully pissed off. 536 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,600 But I mean, the designer stubble. 537 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:55,740 The suit, the casual, smart casual wear he's got on. 538 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,940 The gear he's got on. 539 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:58,100 It's great. 540 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,300 But he's having to make that substitution. 541 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,920 Porrick Lopez goes off after 28 minutes. 542 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,900 And the new keeper comes on. 543 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,340 The man is Gonzalo Villar. 544 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,660 Gonzalo Villar. 545 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:16,660 And this Gonzalo fella, let's have a look at the stats. 546 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,420 He's a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Roma. 547 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,680 Obviously, we know that. 548 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,760 He's made 38 appearances for Roma this year. 549 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,860 Oh, he's not. 550 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,260 You know, he's not green about the gills. 551 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,960 Or wet behind the ears. 552 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,800 Whatever way you want to call that. 553 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,720 Green about the gills would mean he's sick. 554 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,040 Well, he's not sick anyway. 555 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,560 Definitely not. 556 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,320 If he's coming on to play a fucking professional football match. 557 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,840 And if he is sick. 558 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,780 Or if any of the professional footballers out there are feeling sick. 559 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,660 Or any signs or symptoms of COVID have been detected. 560 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,180 It is up to them. 561 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,680 Purely and simply. 562 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,340 To announce that. 563 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,900 If they've kept it to themselves. 564 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,280 Then God have mercy on their souls. 565 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:08,780 Just want to say a big thank you to John McCrurick. 566 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:11,140 Who tipped there while we were talking. 567 00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,500 Absolute gack. 568 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,140 And he has said that. 569 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,200 What's John McCrurick saying? 570 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:21,460 He says that I wholeheartedly endorse Billy Bet. 571 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,320 Here comes Roma. 572 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,620 Ball comes in. 573 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,800 And Maguire gets a block on it. 574 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:27,800 And it's gone out for a throw. 575 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,620 He says I wholeheartedly endorse Billy Bet. 576 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:31,960 And their endeavours. 577 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,820 I use them regularly. 578 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,000 From beyond the grave. 579 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,260 We've actually forgot there. 580 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,820 John McCrurick is so sad. 581 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:39,920 Sadly passed. 582 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:40,860 No longer with us. 583 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,540 He was a great man for the tips. 584 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:49,700 the horses. Yes I remember you should always be doing the tic tac on channel 4. 585 00:28:49,700 --> 00:29:06,440 With the money I'm gonna make up the app I'm gonna buy a limited edition 586 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:22,520 pressing of Dario G's sunshine on vinyl I don't even have a record player sure. 587 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:28,940 Manchester United are on the attack down the right hand flank flank hatcher and it's 588 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:36,260 that trifecta tops a dangerous deadly dinosaur composed of Fernandez Rashmi 589 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:50,260 Ashford, Bissaka and even McTominay was getting involved in them but that would not be a trifecta tops then that would make it some kind of quadrilateral dinosaur creature. Do you know any of those guys Francis? 590 00:29:50,260 --> 00:30:08,260 The quadriceps that that creature that stalked the planes back in the day they found the remains of them. It was a four spined beast and it featured heavily in the film Jurassic Farc 7. 591 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:15,260 Never seen it any good? Never seen it myself Tom because it doesn't exist I made it up. 592 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:27,260 *Croaring laughter* 593 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,260 *Croaring laughter* 594 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,260 *Croaring laughter* 595 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:59,260 *Croaring laughter* 596 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,080 What farts. 597 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,380 Well, I was meant to make some kind of like, 598 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,620 I should have just done like a growling sound, 599 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,900 but I did that noise instead. 600 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,300 Sounded like something else happened. 601 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,460 Thanks very much, Agent Dale. 602 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,000 I hope you're getting on well here, Agent Dale, 603 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,360 and you're as excited as I am about this free kick 604 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,260 for Man United City FC. 605 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,940 They're about to get a free kick, and it's that man again. 606 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,200 Bruno Fernandes, who's going to take it. 607 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:37,100 And I smell a goal coming on. 608 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,900 Takes the corner, whips it in. 609 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,360 Comes off the head of a Roma man, falls to Fred. 610 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,380 Freddo. 611 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:50,540 He plays it back to Wan-Bissak, who plays it back to Dagaia. 612 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,380 So it's gone all the way back to goal. 613 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,860 Dagaia hoofs it up the field. 614 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,100 It's gone over the back line there, 615 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,480 and the goalkeeper man, the new man on the scene, 616 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:07,660 Gonzalo Villar, collects, scoops up that ball, 617 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,120 and it's safely in his hands at the moment. 618 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,980 After half an hour played already, 619 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,100 the time flies when you're watching a good game. 620 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:17,740 Sure does, Tom. 621 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:22,520 We're watching that absolute piecemeal cack the other day, 622 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:26,220 Man U in Leeds, which had zero goals, 623 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,800 zero entertainment value, and then you had the Caribou Cup final. 624 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,740 Absolute load of rubbish. 625 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:43,560 I find that maybe the Europa League could have better quality games going for them than even the Champions League the last few years. 626 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,160 Yep. 627 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,120 Here's Dzeko. 628 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,160 Here's Dzeko. 629 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:48,980 Puts it in. 630 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,140 It's Dzeko! 631 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,300 And a goal for Roma. 632 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:53,700 Unbelievable. 633 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,440 33 minutes played. 634 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,560 And the Romanesians, the Roman army, the Centurions, 635 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:06,320 led by Caesar and the boys and fucking Augustino 636 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,780 and all those lads have scored a goal. 637 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,160 It's Eden Dzeko. 638 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,560 That man, who actually used to play for Manchester City United as well, 639 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:24,760 so it's a former alumni getting one back on his former City Club. 640 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:30,860 And it was a tight, tight pass for your man who got the assist, 641 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:35,280 number seven, Pellegrini, who set up Dzeko. 642 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,420 Man, you were saying it was the offside, but there's no offside there. 643 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,220 There's no offside there. 644 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,860 And then the flag would have gone up, sure. 645 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,440 And the VR boys would have said something. 646 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:52,280 There's a whole gang of men in a room somewhere, who knows where, 647 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:56,740 just watching and slowing it down, replaying, rewind it, 648 00:33:57,140 --> 00:34:00,080 putting on the fucking, what the fuck? 649 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,760 Are you for real? 650 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:12,780 Why do you think there's something going on there now? 651 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,680 Just have to check something here, lads. 652 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,560 Back in a sec now. 653 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:40,860 Oh, come on, Tom. 654 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:40,880 Oh, come on, Tom. 655 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:43,080 Mama, yeah, yeah. 656 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,980 Tim Reedy. 657 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:45,060 Tim Reedy. 658 00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:45,420 Tim Reedy. 659 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,220 Tim Reedy. 660 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:50,600 I can't believe this. 661 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,840 I don't believe this. 662 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,540 I don't want to believe this. 663 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,980 But I do want to believe this. 664 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,740 But I can't believe this. 665 00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:18,120 I don't know what to say about this. 666 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:25,020 other than a hundred, thank you a thousand times to Tim Reedy. 667 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:26,480 I didn't know. 668 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,800 I really did not understand. 669 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,240 I don't know what to say about that. 670 00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:30,200 Be well, Francis. 671 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,280 He says, you might read this out, Frank. 672 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,440 Oh, the man. 673 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,760 Tom, were you just doing an impression of me there? 674 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:41,980 I can't help it. 675 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,820 At the moment, things are confusing. 676 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,840 The man you nearly scored a goal. 677 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,260 Tim Reedy says, be well, Francis. 678 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,120 Nothing funny. 679 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,700 Nothing funny to Billy Roll on your stream. 680 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,340 Take care and keep it going, my friend. 681 00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,360 Love you. 682 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,900 Holy, holy moly. 683 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,200 Holy moly, Tom. 684 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,260 Thank you very much, Tim. 685 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:10,600 From the bottom of my cell. 686 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:12,840 From Woolworth Police Station. 687 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,140 Thanks for that. 688 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,320 That's very, very nice of you. 689 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,920 Thank you very much, Tim. 690 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 McCarthy, Buckel. 691 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:24,860 Thank you very much. 692 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,620 Vinegar Stroke 69 as well. 693 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,420 Unbelievable. 694 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,220 I actually, I don't know what to do. 695 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,620 I don't know what to do. 696 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,360 There's only one thing you can do, Tom. 697 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,560 Go on the piss. 698 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:40,980 Big time. 699 00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,520 We have a game. 700 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,380 We do have a game to cover here. 701 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,480 So we need to keep going. 702 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,280 The good news is, 703 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,100 aside from obviously the fucking amazing news there, 704 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,400 that Tim Reed is just dispatched. 705 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,160 a bag of sand. 706 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,660 To use a bit of new Francis Higgins, 707 00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,440 Cockney rhyming slang, 708 00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:08,360 you were telling me that's a bag of sand over there in the prison. 709 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:10,280 Yeah, the bag of sand. 710 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,220 Or it's a double pony. 711 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,860 Or a double, maybe a double monkey. 712 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:18,020 I think it was a double monkey, Tom. 713 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,580 Tim Reed has dispatched a double monkey. 714 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:30,220 Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy times we are living in. 715 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,880 Great job as always, lads, says McCarthy. 716 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,680 Shout out to Adam in London. 717 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,580 He's working in cryptocurrency and making a killing over there. 718 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,820 Keep well and keep safe, Francis. 719 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,860 Thanks very much, McCarthy Buckel. 720 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,480 And if anyone is getting into crypto, be careful. 721 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,080 We know there's a lot of shysters out there. 722 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:53,620 Yep, definitely. 723 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,300 You've got to be wary of people who just come out of the woodwork 724 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,880 and started saying to buy into their brand new coin. 725 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:04,720 You know, especially if they've never had any history involvement in making these crypto deals. 726 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:05,820 Yeah. 727 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:10,540 And that's complete opposite when it comes to your coin, though. 728 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:11,400 Yep. 729 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,320 It's still not on the market yet, but we're getting a lot of investors. 730 00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:20,520 Tim, Tim Reedy there is just his top priority at the moment. 731 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,000 Thanks for the tip. 732 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,120 Chief Irons, thank you very much. 733 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,540 I know that Jeco's... 734 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,700 I know that Jeco's owl lad worked as a labourer, 735 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:36,280 putting the tunnels down to the lab under Raccoon City Police Department. 736 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:39,200 He'd do odd jobs around the orphanage, too. 737 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,180 Some man for the pints. 738 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,460 Well, I wouldn't know anything about Jeco's owl lad, 739 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,740 but it does seem that he has a few fans here watching the stream anyway. 740 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:57,320 Thanks so much there, Chief Irons McCarthy and Tim Reedy. 741 00:38:57,860 --> 00:38:59,220 From myself, Tammy Schlug. 742 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,700 I know Francis said thank you very much. 743 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,320 That very, very heartwarming message as well. 744 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:06,020 Thank you very much. 745 00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:09,320 We're going to try and just keep the show on the road here 746 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,540 and not let anything get to our heads too much, 747 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:18,120 other than the fact that we're five minutes away from the end of the first half, 748 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,840 or regulation time, that is. 749 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:24,280 And man, you are getting better at Old Trafford by the Romanians, 750 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,860 the Roma boys, who are actually Italians. 751 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,800 They're not Romanian. 752 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:34,700 It is true, Tom, that they are not Romanian one bit. 753 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:43,000 And it's that man, Eden Dzeko, who's owl lad built tunnels under Raccoon Police Department back in the day, 754 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:47,080 according to people who watch this stream. 755 00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,000 Chief Irons. 756 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:56,480 I want to say a big shout out to everybody out there in the chat who's watching. 757 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,640 And thanks very much. 758 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:05,060 And I hope that because we can't look at the chat as much as we would usually do on a different kind of stream, 759 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,680 that it isn't ruining the buzz. 760 00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,060 attention is what is necessary here. 761 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:19,420 And I especially really need to focus because I'm juggling a lot at the moment with the prison and the terror charges. 762 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,420 I'm still under investigation from the Brit, please. 763 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,640 The Brits are after me. 764 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,640 Well, they've got you. 765 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,000 They've got you. 766 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,320 And I tell you who else is being got here. 767 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:32,960 That fella number 77. 768 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,980 For, uh, oh no, it was Dzeko. 769 00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:38,700 Dzeko just took down Wembe Saka and got penalized. 770 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,140 No yellow cards shown. 771 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:45,960 But man, you want to seriously get their act together and get a goal here before halftime. 772 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,200 Otherwise, it's going to be an Oli Gunnar Solskjaer bollocking session. 773 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,160 Behind the bollocking. 774 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,520 Pardon me there. 775 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,300 Wembe Saka finds Rashford. 776 00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,440 Now Rashford goes on one of his marauding runs. 777 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,120 He gives it to Cavani. 778 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,720 Cavani loses the ball. 779 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,020 In fairness, he had three Roma players all over him. 780 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:12,160 And, uh, Fred tries his utmost to keep it in, but it rolls out for a goal kick. 781 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:21,120 And, uh, Fred looks mightily frustrated with himself there after making a complete Freddy Durscht burst for the line to get that ball. 782 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,760 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 783 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:24,720 Freddy Durscht. 784 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,560 Look at this, uh, bit of wrestling between Pogba and Dzeko. 785 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,300 That was funny. 786 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,280 Yeah, Pogba got taken down. 787 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:32,340 Yeah, Pogba got taken down. 788 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:32,340 Yeah, Pogba got taken down. 789 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,840 41 minutes played. 790 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,660 Roma getting the better of their opponents here. 791 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,260 And then, uh, thank you very much for your tip. 792 00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:40,720 Good man yourself, Anan. 793 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,500 Cheers, you see. 794 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,500 That's very, very kind of thing. 795 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,100 Getting down. 796 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,040 Getting down. 797 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,000 And, uh, doing, uh, doing fine. 798 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:48,840 Enjoying the commentary. 799 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,820 Vinegar Stroke 69 says, 800 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:53,280 Great news about the pubs opening the 10th of June. 801 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,700 We'll all be back in the Vinegar Stroke in no time. 802 00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,580 But, uh, that's what, uh, that's what the message, message said. 803 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:01,880 That, that isn't my sentiment. 804 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:09,520 And he says, we'll all be back in the Vinegar Stroke as if that's the name of a bar in, uh, I don't know where you live anyway. 805 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:15,780 I don't know the names of the pubs where you're living, but that's definitely one I've never drank down there myself. 806 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:20,580 Fortunately, we're, uh, only a few minutes away from halftime. 807 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,200 And tipples can commence in that scenario. 808 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:29,320 And right now, Roma look like they could go for a third. 809 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,140 That really would be a turn up for the books. 810 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:35,280 And a real stitch up for United for the, for the second leg. 811 00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:38,460 If they have to contest a load of away goals. 812 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:42,360 Don't forget, Roma have their, uh, their first choice goalkeeper. 813 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,640 Set to go off with a shoulder injury. 814 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,700 Which was dubious to say the least, Francis. 815 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,700 Very, very dubious to say the least, Tom. 816 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,740 Let me just take a swig of water at the same time as yourself. 817 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,820 Thanks for the tip. 818 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,820 Jimmy Tip. 819 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,400 Thanks very much for the tip. 820 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,220 Jimmy Tip. 821 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,460 Kneecap. 822 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,020 Thank you very much, Kneecap. 823 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:12,800 Uh, for your kind-hearted tip as well. 824 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,740 Uh, love the stream, lads, says Kneecap. 825 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:18,660 Get yourselves a couple of pints and maybe some crisps. 826 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,360 Shout out to Billy Big Bollocks from Balladurine. 827 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:30,420 Um, big shout out to BBB, the triple B from Balladurine. 828 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:31,480 There's quadruple B. 829 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,780 Quad B. 830 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:33,600 Be quad. 831 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,480 Be squad. 832 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,600 Be safe. 833 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:36,880 Be seen on a night. 834 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,880 All those were high-vis, especially out Balladurine where they drive like fucking lunatics out there. 835 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,060 Especially after dark. 836 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,540 That's when you need to be seen. 837 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,200 But there's a nice enough stretch at the moment. 838 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,060 I'm looking out the window. 839 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,240 And there's still a nice bit of daylight there. 840 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:55,040 Cavani trying to find a bit of daylight here for United. 841 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,480 Down the left-hand flank. 842 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,260 But he's outside. 843 00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,820 And he's still got that plaster on his face. 844 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,780 He thinks he's Nelly the Rapper. 845 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,740 Yeah, you keep saying that, Tom. 846 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,020 Wasn't funny the first time. 847 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,160 And it's not funny the third. 848 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,700 Third time lucky, though. 849 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,060 Just goes to show that third time lucky is a load of old claptrap. 850 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:19,960 Doesn't even work. 851 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,280 Because you weren't lucky enough to make that land. 852 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:29,980 I'll be landing a few planes down your way in a minute to help you out that gaffe, if you want. 853 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,180 That'd be nice, Tom. 854 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,960 Any blowback after last night, considering the whole Jesse James thing? 855 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:39,820 Jesse Jackson. 856 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:40,860 Oh, yeah. 857 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:41,080 Sorry. 858 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:46,020 I got him confused with the outlaw, Jesse James. 859 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,340 Jesse Drake. 860 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:48,980 The Rapper. 861 00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:51,080 Got it in one time. 862 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:55,780 It's two minutes or five minutes of injury time to be played, I suppose. 863 00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:02,140 That makes sense, considering poor Akeen Lopez had to go off for a Tom Tate. 864 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,180 Thank you very much, Jimmy Tip. 865 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,760 Tommy, any plans to bus it over to smuggle Francis out? 866 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,460 We were just talking about it there. 867 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:12,700 I think a bus is not going to work. 868 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,920 We need a helicopter or a bloody plane or a Cessna. 869 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:23,280 If I can land, maybe we might try and land the Cessna on top of Woolworth Police Station one of the days for the crack. 870 00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:27,060 Well, you'd want to do it pretty soon, Mike. 871 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,440 And it's not just for the crack. 872 00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:37,600 It really is for the betterment of society if I'm free, considering society is at a loss without me in it, operating fully. 873 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:41,040 You know, fully able to go on streams and make videos. 874 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,720 That's when society is at its best. 875 00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:49,260 I think we've seen a lot of bad over the past year with COVID-19. 876 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:50,560 Right. 877 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:55,200 But we've also seen a lot of good in humanity as well. 878 00:45:55,540 --> 00:46:02,620 And that goodness was mainly myself being available to do streams and videos. 879 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:10,520 I'd be wary now of your ego taking control too much. 880 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,060 I don't know whether or not this has anything to do with Tim Reedy. 881 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,280 He might have put the... 882 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:16,940 Oh, here's Rashford. 883 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:17,960 On the edge of the D. 884 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,160 It's so cold in the D. 885 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,060 He's got the ball shook to his feet. 886 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,680 He gives it out to Bruno. 887 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:24,540 Bruno Fernandes. 888 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,220 Back to Rashford. 889 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,040 Out to Scott McTominay. 890 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:28,860 The big lad. 891 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,220 He's playing it back to Lindelof. 892 00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:33,980 Lindelof to Maguire. 893 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,900 All United players are attacking now. 894 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,560 They've got a load of lads up front. 895 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,280 Try to find Luke Shaw with a through ball. 896 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,620 And it's just a blank ball. 897 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,580 Blank ball. 898 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,080 Luke Shaw. 899 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,120 Blank ball. 900 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,440 And it was a blank ball from that man. 901 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,740 Bruno Fernandes. 902 00:46:54,740 --> 00:47:10,980 And apologies there if anyone from any of the Spanish or Portuguese regions or even Hispanic regions, South America, was offended there by what Francis did. 903 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,020 It was a bit too on the nose. 904 00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,660 I realize that now. 905 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,000 I won't be doing that. 906 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,420 I won't be doing that again. 907 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,220 But I will. 908 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,980 Maybe I'll just do the accent. 909 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:26,120 But I won't keep on doing the rolling like the fast show afterwards. 910 00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,640 Best keeper to a minimum. 911 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,720 Yeah, this isn't the 90s anymore. 912 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:42,420 Lindelof has just managed to stop Deco from, or Dzeko, whatever way you want to skin that apple, from getting the better of him. 913 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,360 Two minutes left of injury time here. 914 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:59,740 Five minutes of injury time have been allocated because of Porroquín López's dodgy shoulder barge, where he collided with the grass, the soft turf, hollow turf of the field, the theatre of dreams. 915 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:11,420 And right now we're witnessing some Shakespearean ball play from Fred, who whips it to Rashford, who whips it to nobody, because it goes straight into the substitute goalkeeper's hands, 916 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:24,380 who is watched on intently by Oli Gunnar Solskjaer, formerly the smiling assassin, late come on goal scoring person. 917 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:28,260 And now he's just the smiling manager. 918 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:31,100 He's not even the smiling manager, Tom, because he's not smiling. 919 00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:35,400 No smile on Oli Gunnar Solskjaer's face there. 920 00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:41,600 And he's not assassinating anymore, because he's not able to come on and do it. 921 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:51,040 Wouldn't it be great if he could put himself on, like, for the last few moments of the game, and then score like he did in the European Cup final? 922 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,760 Wouldn't that be great? 923 00:48:53,900 --> 00:49:00,440 Would be fantastic to see if we'd be a real turn-up for the Bucks, considering he must be in his late 40s now. 924 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,920 I'd say he could still do it. 925 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:03,720 There's just something... 926 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,200 Oh, here, Cavani, there's a fuck-up! 927 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400 Cavani has to score! 928 00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,440 Cavani blasted the keeper! 929 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,860 Second bite of the cherry! 930 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,860 And the cherry is rotten! 931 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,160 Yep, you heard it, Cavani. 932 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,720 He had two bites of the cherry. 933 00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,120 The cherry was rotten. 934 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:20,960 He really... 935 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,840 You would have put the house, the car, the health insurance... 936 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,720 Here's Rashford again! 937 00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:30,760 He's doing such a funny dance on the side of the box there. 938 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,180 And wins the corner. 939 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,860 Quick replay here. 940 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,840 Shows a real brain fart from the Roma defender. 941 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,000 Playing a dummy ball. 942 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,480 Gives it straight to Cavani, one of the hottest strikers in the world. 943 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,960 Who fails to stick it into the back of the sack! 944 00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,420 Crazy bit of business, Tom. 945 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,620 Luke Shaw here. 946 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,980 Really taking the piss by not putting the ball on the line. 947 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,120 I hate when players do that. 948 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,140 As if an inch is going to matter. 949 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,060 Here we go. 950 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:56,960 Ball comes in. 951 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:57,620 Luke Shaw. 952 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,060 Finds ahead of Cavani. 953 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:00,560 And it goes over the bar. 954 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,360 It was McTominay, I beg your pardon. 955 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,360 And two Romanese players have gone down, gripping their skulls. 956 00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:08,600 As if McTominay is... 957 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,860 Oof, did look nasty actually. 958 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:15,400 Yet again, I'm making light of what potentially could be a bad injury there. 959 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:17,660 Yeah. 960 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,960 I think the scenario... 961 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,560 Thanks you very much for the tip there. 962 00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:22,380 Just came through. 963 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,520 Let me just see there. 964 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,120 Sorry, lads. 965 00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:26,820 Sorry about that. 966 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,160 Just need to refresh there so we can see what's going on. 967 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,760 We see so many players diving around. 968 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:32,920 Falling around. 969 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,600 That we... 970 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,320 You know, we start... 971 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:36,960 Doubting. 972 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,320 We're like doubting Thomases here. 973 00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:40,500 That... 974 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,120 Oh, it's half time. 975 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,700 The whistle has been blown for half time. 976 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,120 Anyway, hopefully those players are okay. 977 00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:46,240 And they're being seen to medical attention and care. 978 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,300 But we're doubting Thomases a lot of the time. 979 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:53,740 But you can't fucking mess around when it comes to a concussion, you know. 980 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,900 And that's why the game is changing at the moment. 981 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,560 It's in a state of change. 982 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:05,240 We saw that horrific head crack earlier on in the season. 983 00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:09,360 The Wolverhampton player who got his cabbage cracked. 984 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,780 And he's coming back. 985 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,800 I can't remember who it was now. 986 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,400 It might have been him or someone. 987 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,180 Maybe someone in the chat can tell us there. 988 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,200 Yeah. 989 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,540 If you could tell us in the chat there, that would be great. 990 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,520 But it's half time here. 991 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,380 We're just going to go away for a little break. 992 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,580 Get our refreshments. 993 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,000 It was Jimenez. 994 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,040 Thank you very much for that kneecap. 995 00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:38,700 It's Raul Jimenez. 996 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:43,120 And let's have a little look here. 997 00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:46,280 Now the little chat men do. 998 00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,680 We missed a tip there from Crack Hands, Tom. 999 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:50,780 Thanks very much. 1000 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,200 Are you planning on a dirty protest in Woolworth, Francis? 1001 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,500 I haven't. 1002 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:57,040 I haven't. 1003 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,860 But when I was a kid, when I was a kid, shall I say, I was in Woolworths. 1004 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,480 And I was caught short. 1005 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,680 And you could say that that was in and of itself a dirty protest. 1006 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,940 But it wasn't like I was having a go at the shop. 1007 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:13,940 I love the toys. 1008 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,620 I love Chad Valley. 1009 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,820 All that plastic rubbish. 1010 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:22,060 And it's just a shame that Woolworths went bust. 1011 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,200 As for Woolworths Police Station, there's going to be none of that here. 1012 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,360 Because I'm monitored by CCTV. 1013 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:31,340 I am trying to get out on good behavior. 1014 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,200 Any of that kind of stuff. 1015 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:33,920 It's just not on. 1016 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,720 And to be honest, I don't think I could fucking do it. 1017 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,320 Because it would make me gip and retch. 1018 00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:42,120 I have a toilet here. 1019 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:43,340 That's great. 1020 00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:46,140 As I said, I've unlimited Jack's paper. 1021 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,240 There's only so many shites you can take. 1022 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:53,320 And if I was wanting to get on kind of dirty protest level. 1023 00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:56,480 You know, I saw the pictures of the dirty protests. 1024 00:52:56,820 --> 00:53:03,120 And that would have been, you know, a good few weeks of smearing, I'd say. 1025 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,520 Ray Smear's survival skills. 1026 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,620 That's what that would have been. 1027 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,420 And how did they... 1028 00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,160 Another question springs to mind, Tom. 1029 00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:10,900 Shoot. 1030 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:16,740 If it was hunger strikers that were doing it, how did they have all that backlog? 1031 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,580 You'd imagine they wouldn't have had enough to do it. 1032 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,720 Well, I think the dirty protests came before the hunger. 1033 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,360 That would make sense. 1034 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,080 It would, yeah. 1035 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,860 Thanks very much, crackheads. 1036 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,040 Jimmy, Jimmy Tip. 1037 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:35,640 Tommy, any plans to bust us over and smuggle... 1038 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,380 Oh, we asked you that. 1039 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:43,760 I'm somewhat of a covert operation akin to the time you smuggled in all those advanced genome soldiers 1040 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,300 into that military base in Alaska's Fox Archipelago. 1041 00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:53,140 Psychomantits from Toberlavin was there. 1042 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,840 I remember that night. 1043 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,020 Well, yeah, there was a dish go on in Kilchamah. 1044 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,060 And I had a minibus. 1045 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,460 And we were going over there bringing... 1046 00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:03,740 I was bringing punthers back and forward, like, you know. 1047 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:09,160 And there was a fella there in all the bondage gear. 1048 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,040 It turns out to be Psychomantits. 1049 00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:14,740 And he said, I'll throw you a 20 if you can take us to Alaska, Tommy. 1050 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,680 I said, I'll do it. 1051 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,720 And I said, is that anywhere near Bangor? 1052 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,620 Bangor-Eris. 1053 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,620 He goes, no, it's on the next continent. 1054 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:28,360 I said, I'll give it a go anyway. 1055 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:35,980 Ended up having to take the ferry all the way off to France and then drive from France up through Europe, 1056 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:42,320 Northern Europe, into Russia, go through Middle Asia, East Asia, Mongolia. 1057 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,720 Then we had to take another ferry. 1058 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:53,160 The minibus, and there was people on this bus that only wanted to go as far as Kilchamah and get brought back as far as Swinford. 1059 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:54,760 I said, you'll have to wait. 1060 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,580 This fella's paid. 1061 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,560 He's given me a 20. 1062 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:04,920 And, you know, there was five or six or seven days on that bus before we even made it to Mongolia. 1063 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,460 And by the time we got there, there was scraps going on, you know, those lads saying, I'm just getting out here. 1064 00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:11,400 You know, in the middle of fucking Mongolia, like. 1065 00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,300 A lad's getting out in the middle of nowhere. 1066 00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:16,180 And did you leave them there, like? 1067 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,220 Had to. 1068 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,540 Fucking had to, like. 1069 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:24,500 You know, I said, I'm, I'm, as soon as I have this fucking need you dropped off in the Fox Archipelago, 1070 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,940 I'm going straight back to Kilchamah. 1071 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,080 You're either staying there or you're not. 1072 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,640 And, you know, it was that fucking luderman, Connors. 1073 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,540 What's his name? 1074 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,980 Ah, not Jockey Connors. 1075 00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:37,380 Jockey Connors. 1076 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:40,020 He says, I'm not fucking hanging out anytime with you. 1077 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:40,800 You're a fucking idiot. 1078 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,160 Seven days on this crack. 1079 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,000 Tommy, you couldn't drive a fucking. 1080 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,020 Go on, finish it. 1081 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,380 I'll let the chat. 1082 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,360 I'll let the chat finish it. 1083 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:57,060 What did Jockey Connors say to me? 1084 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,960 Tommy, you couldn't drive. 1085 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,640 We'll be a while waiting on this fucking one if we're waiting on chat. 1086 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,120 It's compared to yesterday. 1087 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,320 There was a question I asked. 1088 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,220 It took a while. 1089 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,380 He says, you couldn't drive a hole into a ditch. 1090 00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:18,700 Typical Jockey Connors. 1091 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:24,760 What an absolute chaotic, neutral piece of a man. 1092 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:26,920 Yes. 1093 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,220 Do you know what he did as well? 1094 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:33,300 He got out of Mongolia and fucking hitched to Vladivostok. 1095 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:39,220 And then he got on the Trans-Siberian Railway back to fucking Moscow. 1096 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,560 Ended up marrying a woman in Moscow. 1097 00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:42,780 And he's still there. 1098 00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:43,620 Hasn't come back. 1099 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:46,520 He already had a wife and child in Kilchama. 1100 00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,920 Yeah, I don't think he wants that broadcast time. 1101 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,880 Sorry, Jockey, if you're watching. 1102 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,320 Look, we're just going to go to a break anyway. 1103 00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:56,600 Thanks very much for that. 1104 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,400 And unbelievable that first half. 1105 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,260 Not only for the veritable feast of football that we've witnessed. 1106 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,500 But Tim Reedy with the bag of sand. 1107 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:13,120 Not to take away from anyone else who has been so kind as well, but holy schmoly. 1108 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:17,020 The last time anything like that happened, I'd take off on a run. 1109 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,800 Yeah, well, we can't leave now because we're in the middle of the match, so. 1110 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:23,960 Yeah, well, look it. 1111 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,960 We'll take five anyway, lads. 1112 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:26,460 We'll take five. 1113 00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:27,800 We'll see in five minutes. 1114 00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:37,640 Took the winnins and I fucking threw it in the sea. 1115 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,140 I started bawling, crying, then I lost the fucking money again. 1116 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:49,960 Sorry about that, still here. 1117 00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:51,400 We'll be back in a moment. 1118 00:57:51,400 --> 00:58:21,380 We'll be back in a moment. 1119 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bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet. 1215 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,360 Just want to say we haven't got the grip of AutoMod. 1216 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:06,360 It keeps on censoring the F word and other numerous other swears. 1217 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,360 But is it a bad thing? 1218 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,360 Is it a bad thing? 1219 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:16,360 It's annoying if there's a message just gets retracted rather than it... 1220 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,360 Sorry, there's a bit of wind. 1221 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360 Sorry about that. 1222 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:26,360 Rather than just replacing the word with asterisks so we know that someone's said a boo-boo. 1223 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,360 I took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea. 1224 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:36,360 Yeah, I mean, in fairness, if we're using the language, so it shouldn't really matter about writing it. 1225 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:44,360 It's on the nose a little bit more harsh seeing it written than hearing it said. 1226 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,360 So, I mean, there's that as well. 1227 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,360 Just want to say a big thanks very much. 1228 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,360 Yeah, the chat was meant to be a marketplace of ideas. 1229 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:56,360 Only the finest minds had converged in the world. 1230 01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:04,360 And this was going to be like those places in Greek times where they'd stand around just talking shite to each other. 1231 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,360 You know, in democracy, they'd have a little egg timer or a sand trap or something. 1232 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:14,360 And when the sand had fallen out the bag or something, some shite like that, it was your turn to talk. 1233 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,360 Ancient Rome, Tom. The land of the Greeks. 1234 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,360 Yeah, we all know about it. 1235 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,360 They all had their gods, Poseidon, King of the Fish. 1236 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,360 Any others? 1237 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:35,360 The Roman god of the sun, Solar, MC Solar from France. 1238 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,360 And also, well, let's have a look at the other match. 1239 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,360 There's another match on time. 1240 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,360 Didn't. Oh, yeah. Arsenal are playing. 1241 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,360 But we decided to cover the Man U game. 1242 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,360 Oh, we're looking at the Arsenal game now. 1243 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,360 Is that a goal for Villarreal? 1244 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,360 Yep. 1245 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,360 And a second. Arsenal are getting bet 2-0 by Villarreal. 1246 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,360 Oh, they had a second goal. Was it this loud? No, it was. 1247 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,360 *laughs* 1248 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,360 Oh, looks like Arsenal might have got one back. 1249 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,360 We're watching. 1250 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,360 Now it's switched away. 1251 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,360 Yeah, I think Arsenal are 2-0 down. 1252 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,360 Quick, a quick Google here. 1253 01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,360 We'll put that right. 1254 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,360 Did you mean Arsenal? I did you. 1255 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,360 Yeah, they're 2-0 down. 1256 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,360 And their, their second half is underway. 1257 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:40,360 Goals there for Villarreal from Manu Trigueros and Raul Albial. 1258 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,360 Both goals coming within half an hour. 1259 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,360 I think I'd rather be watching this because there seems to be more in it. 1260 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:56,360 And their players are about to come out now onto the pitch for part two of this fantastic, veritable feast of soccer. 1261 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:04,360 Um, just in case you were missing last night, anyone wasn't watching the stream last night, Francis had a terrible ordeal. 1262 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,360 Absolutely disgusting. I actually get PTSD thinking about it. 1263 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,360 Well, uh, you might want to switch off now, Francis. 1264 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:19,360 I just want to show you what happened after, um, Francis was doing his stuff with Jesse James on the balcony. 1265 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,360 Um, who gave a rousing speech about face paints and stuff. 1266 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,360 Unfortunately, the old bill got a hold of Francis and, uh, some terrible scenes here. 1267 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,700 Here if you have a nervous disposition, lock away now. 1268 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:59,700 *Painful music* 1269 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:27,700 *Painful music* 1270 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:35,700 Shocking images there from the police absolutely manhandling you, were they? 1271 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,800 pure manhandled Tom. 1272 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,300 I did manage to get my, 1273 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,500 I said my piece 1274 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,580 as I was being put away in the van there 1275 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,940 and my piece I gave them. 1276 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,580 I was simply saying 1277 01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:46,160 the rallying cry 1278 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,300 which has roused the spirits 1279 01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,260 of freedom fighters the world over. 1280 01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:54,980 None other than egg, pudding and beans. 1281 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,300 Egg, pudding and beans. 1282 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:00,820 And somebody in the chat was saying, 1283 01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:03,260 you've been putting away. 1284 01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:05,720 And as in you've been put away. 1285 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,440 It was very funny for them 1286 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,360 to make that flipping remark. 1287 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:10,900 Not so funny for me, 1288 01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,660 but thanks to the police 1289 01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:14,240 for letting me commentate, 1290 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,640 co-commentate on the game tonight. 1291 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:17,100 It's a good sport to them. 1292 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,720 Great sports, the police. 1293 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:24,320 And also we're watching the match now live. 1294 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,600 It's Manchester United 1295 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,400 versus the Romanians of Roma 1296 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,600 who aren't even Romanian one bit. 1297 01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:32,600 They are Italian lads 1298 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,560 and they're turning on the style 1299 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,680 by coming all the way over 1300 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:40,900 to Manchester City's Etihad Trafford Stadium 1301 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,600 and they are putting the cat 1302 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,800 amongst the pigeons. 1303 01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:44,640 Right here. 1304 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,120 Right now. 1305 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,940 Fatboy Slim style. 1306 01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,540 DJ Sundial. 1307 01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:50,620 Thank you very much 1308 01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:52,180 for the tip there. 1309 01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:53,580 Sorry, I have a bit of wind here. 1310 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,020 I need to blank the mic. 1311 01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:01,660 It's one of those that you've the air trapped, 1312 01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:03,060 but it's just not getting out. 1313 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:03,900 Thanks for that. 1314 01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:05,860 Thank you very much, Karl Marx. 1315 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,440 Hopefully you're doing well. 1316 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:07,900 You're not. 1317 01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:10,300 I mean, you're gone, but not forgotten. 1318 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,360 And your spirit and your textbook lives on. 1319 01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:16,020 Das Kapital. 1320 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:18,680 And the other one that he wrote 1321 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,760 with Engelbert Humperdinck. 1322 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,520 What was it? 1323 01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,740 The Redneck Manifesto. 1324 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:27,240 Oh, that was a band. 1325 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,120 Something about the Manifesto anyway. 1326 01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:33,060 Well, whatever it was, 1327 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,500 it lives on in infamy. 1328 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,300 And Roma are going to do something 1329 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,000 infamous here tonight 1330 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,180 if you're a Manchester United fan, 1331 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,200 which is beat Man U. 1332 01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:47,320 The ball comes in. 1333 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,120 It looks like Dzeko could be on 1334 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:49,820 for something here 1335 01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:50,540 if they give it to him. 1336 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,140 But it's rolled away. 1337 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,140 Roma weren't ready for that. 1338 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:57,000 Counter attack. 1339 01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,840 And they didn't have enough men 1340 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:02,740 shoring up the barricades. 1341 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,060 Long ball comes over. 1342 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,180 Lindelof heads it away. 1343 01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:06,160 Maguire heads it away. 1344 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,520 Fred gets a touch on it. 1345 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,360 And now Pogba. 1346 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,720 Chance for him to display his silky skill. 1347 01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:11,840 He's got Cavani. 1348 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:12,520 He gives it to him. 1349 01:09:12,740 --> 01:09:13,640 Back to Fernandes. 1350 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,400 Fernandes. 1351 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:15,340 Complain Cavani. 1352 01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:15,780 He does. 1353 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,340 Cavani. 1354 01:09:16,340 --> 01:09:18,140 Oh, what a goal! 1355 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,960 From Edinson Cavani. 1356 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,980 Oh, lovely move from Manchester United. 1357 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:25,560 And it's that man from Uruguay, 1358 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,980 the El Matador. 1359 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,220 And he's gone and stuck it. 1360 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,460 A lovely little tuck-away job 1361 01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,800 under the crossbar. 1362 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,220 And Ole Gunnar Solskjaer isn't even smiling. 1363 01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,220 He's not the smiling assassin anymore. 1364 01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:38,740 He's not even the smiling manager. 1365 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,060 Can you not crack a smile? 1366 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,840 Completely onside as well. 1367 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,000 Looking at it here. 1368 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,320 Lovely through ball from. 1369 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,960 Pogba to Cavani. 1370 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,920 Laid it back to Bruno Fernandes, 1371 01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:51,920 who just waited, took his time, 1372 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,860 and played that ball right at the right, 1373 01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:56,980 precise millisecond. 1374 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:02,220 And Cavani, it's muscle memory for him, just wraps his foot around it 1375 01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:04,980 and sticks it right into the top corner. 1376 01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,860 The goalkeeper who came on for Porrick Lopez is standing there, 1377 01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:13,460 and he's been pure Dermot Lopez-ed tonight. 1378 01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:16,160 Dermot Lopez Productions. 1379 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:21,380 I hope you're watching that because that was a shout-out for you. 1380 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,640 And Man U are coming back again now, fighting spirit. 1381 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,700 And the ball is pimbolistic in that central processing unit. 1382 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,080 Pogba goes down. 1383 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:34,600 He's going to win a foul. 1384 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:35,840 Big style here. 1385 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:40,860 Your man has been booked, Villar, for taking Pogba down, 1386 01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:46,400 who's rubbing his leg furtively, making a meal out of it, if you ask me. 1387 01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:49,300 Was there any studs? 1388 01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:50,340 There was no studs on it. 1389 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,200 No, he's taking the piss, but he won the foul anyway. 1390 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,380 Lovely bit of play. 1391 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,600 So far, so good. 1392 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,160 Vulcan Raven, thanks for the tip. 1393 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:03,840 On behalf of the Shaman community, I wish you all the best with the streams. 1394 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,540 Sending love from Alaska. 1395 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,080 Yeah, as I was saying, I never finished the story anyway. 1396 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,320 We let Jackie Conrad's off. 1397 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,000 And then we took that bus over the sea. 1398 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:24,400 We had to take a ferry, which went from the tip house of Russia over to the Fox Archipelago, 1399 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:26,840 which wasn't even on the mainland of Alaska. 1400 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:35,300 So we had to spend two bloody nights in a nuclear waste disposal facility until we could get the boat back again. 1401 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:44,280 And there was an offer of getting a lift with some buck on liquid on a Hind D, a Russian gunship. 1402 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,500 Or a, yeah, Hind D helicopter. 1403 01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:49,820 And did you not take them on that? 1404 01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:50,880 Take him up on the offer? 1405 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:55,660 Well, he was fucking firing guns and missiles at some bucking on top of a radar tower. 1406 01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:58,940 It just didn't seem like health and safety was his top priority. 1407 01:11:59,520 --> 01:11:59,980 Oh, menu. 1408 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,500 Nearly catching Roma out of sleep. 1409 01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:06,960 Again, wait a sec, yellow card here has been brandished for Pogba. 1410 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,940 That's not his second yellow, is it? 1411 01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:11,840 Did he get a yellow for the handball in the first half? 1412 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,580 I don't think he did. 1413 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:14,640 Ha! 1414 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,800 The state of that. 1415 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,360 Pogba put two hands on the goalkeeper. 1416 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,860 Yeah, I think he was trying to just save himself. 1417 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,320 But the goalkeeper has then gone down and said, oh, Pogba touched my face. 1418 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:29,660 But he didn't. 1419 01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:32,500 Pogba only touched the goalkeeper's shoulder. 1420 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:37,480 Which is a bit of a soft spot, a touchy area to be going after, 1421 01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:40,320 considering the last bucking hurt his shoulder as well. 1422 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,640 Thank you very much, Reverend Jesse Jackson, for the tip. 1423 01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:46,980 I hope you're getting on well there. 1424 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,900 And DJ Sundial as well. 1425 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,420 Let me have a look here now and just see. 1426 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,740 Reverend Jackson, thank you very much. 1427 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:57,660 Francis, sorry for the incident at the embassy. 1428 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,460 I'm a devil for Ferrero Roche pyramids. 1429 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:03,740 And they offered me a two-year supply of them for dabbing you in. 1430 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:04,180 Cheers. 1431 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,140 I knew there was something up with that buck. 1432 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:16,200 He was too quick out the trap to try and come and support me and gag in on the celebrations of, you know, of me, basically. 1433 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:22,260 And it's just, you know, be wary of new friends that come on the scene when you're flying high. 1434 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:26,360 I was flying high yesterday after being granted asylum at the embassy. 1435 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,140 Well, you can show you the picture. 1436 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:29,980 It should be there. 1437 01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:36,300 I was sitting down outside the embassy, giving it large, giving it lots, pure Assange style. 1438 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:42,920 And then when Jesse Jackson came along, he thought he was the mutts nuts as well. 1439 01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:51,860 But I just go show you, you can't trust, you know, new people who come on the scene who are just blowing smoke up your hole. 1440 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:53,120 Yep. 1441 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:55,680 That's true. 1442 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,160 That's true. 1443 01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,220 There was a lot of consternation in the chat as well, seeing where's Jesse Jackson. 1444 01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:02,080 Oh, Luke Shaw. 1445 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,360 Chance for United. 1446 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,800 Oh, Cavani skyballs it over the crossbar. 1447 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:10,220 Just from the center circle. 1448 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,860 Or the penalty spot, rather. 1449 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,120 Lovely work from Shaw to get the ball in. 1450 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:20,500 And again, you would have put the house, the mortgage, the health insurance, whatever, on Cavani. 1451 01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:27,020 Sticking that into the back of the sack, especially after he took that glory touch there for the lash goal. 1452 01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:30,260 But it's gone well over the bar, well over the mark. 1453 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:35,260 And he's not letting go, though. 1454 01:14:35,260 --> 01:14:36,620 He's not stopping, trying. 1455 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,200 That's Cavani, the matador. 1456 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,200 200 grand a week job. 1457 01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:42,600 That's what that gets you. 1458 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:45,220 A man that can't stop trying. 1459 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:46,880 But he needs to score. 1460 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,700 He needs to score again. 1461 01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,840 Because United, this won't work well for them. 1462 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,980 Having to go over to Italy next week, or whenever it is. 1463 01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,320 And, you know, have them score two away goals, like. 1464 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,020 You're speaking the truth. 1465 01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:05,580 Luke Shaw, taken down on the wing. 1466 01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:06,460 Ref says play on. 1467 01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:07,980 Pogba gives it back to Fred. 1468 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,520 They're in the middle dish at the moment. 1469 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,440 But they've gained a bit of momentum United now. 1470 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,780 And it's Bissaka out to Fernandes. 1471 01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:15,820 Fernandes. 1472 01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:17,580 Playing a bit of one-two. 1473 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:18,820 Loses it out to Roma. 1474 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,640 It's a nice bit of ball here. 1475 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:26,160 Fernandes showed a little bit too much in the challenge there on the Roma defender. 1476 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,120 And the referee said it's a free kick to them. 1477 01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:28,840 They take it quickly. 1478 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,540 Nice bit of ball. 1479 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,320 This reminds me of the Liverpool and Roma game there. 1480 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:36,900 A few years back. 1481 01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:38,820 The year they won the Champions League. 1482 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:40,200 Oh. 1483 01:15:40,980 --> 01:15:41,280 Oh. 1484 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,040 No. 1485 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:43,720 Sorry. 1486 01:15:43,820 --> 01:15:48,420 Fernandes chipped the ball into the centre there to try and get it. 1487 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:49,160 Yeah. 1488 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,420 Did Liverpool win the Champions League that year? 1489 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,220 I can't remember. 1490 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,240 It was when Alisson was still playing for Roma. 1491 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:56,620 Yeah. 1492 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:57,480 I'm not sure if they won it. 1493 01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:58,500 But I remember the Roma. 1494 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:01,220 A couple of semi-final games there. 1495 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,100 They were good games. 1496 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,200 They were solid games. 1497 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,600 This is the Europa League. 1498 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,060 Now anyway. 1499 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,100 As I was saying earlier on. 1500 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,720 The games are spicier I feel. 1501 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,200 In the Europa League. 1502 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,120 Than they are in the Champions League. 1503 01:16:13,180 --> 01:16:13,800 Cross comes in. 1504 01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,240 Cornobal comes in from United. 1505 01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:16,260 It's a blank ball. 1506 01:16:16,540 --> 01:16:17,580 Headed away by Roma. 1507 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,860 Back in again to the mixing unit from Man U. 1508 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,300 It's gone out for a throw. 1509 01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,820 Two apiece here at Old Trafford. 1510 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:28,080 Manchester City 2. 1511 01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:29,700 Roma United 2. 1512 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,980 Semi-final leg. 1513 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:32,680 First leg. 1514 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,040 Reverend Jackson. 1515 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,380 Thanks very much for the tip. 1516 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:36,080 Karen Marks. 1517 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,380 Are there any lucrative deals and accommodation? 1518 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,700 At Faye's house. 1519 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:42,140 Fect. 1520 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,420 Now with your run in with the shades. 1521 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:45,860 Well. 1522 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:47,720 I'm not sure about deals. 1523 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:48,680 And I. 1524 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,240 I want to tell you something. 1525 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:53,640 I've never took money for a political favor. 1526 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,380 In so much as Faye's house gaming planning was concerned. 1527 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,500 Francis Higgins there. 1528 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,380 Spitting the truth. 1529 01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:08,020 Maybe. 1530 01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:12,400 Is there any chance of getting a bit of a game in session in Woolworth Police Station? 1531 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,480 There's a PlayStation on the wing. 1532 01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:18,240 It's a PS2. 1533 01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:21,220 They haven't got as far as PS3 in prison. 1534 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:28,300 So they're operating on probably like 10, 15, 20 years behind actual times. 1535 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,240 But it's a prison. 1536 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,080 So what can you say? 1537 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,320 United. 1538 01:17:33,580 --> 01:17:33,880 Fred. 1539 01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:35,220 Gives it to Pogba. 1540 01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:35,960 He's in the box. 1541 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:36,500 Pogba. 1542 01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,420 To McTominay. 1543 01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,320 Takes a shot. 1544 01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:38,960 Scuffs it. 1545 01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:40,280 Rolls across the goal. 1546 01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,620 Cavani picks it up. 1547 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120 Gives it to Fred. 1548 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:43,540 Or. 1549 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:44,340 Juan Bissaka. 1550 01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:45,720 Bruno Fernandes. 1551 01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:46,480 Ball comes in. 1552 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,920 McTominay with the header. 1553 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:52,100 But the Roma defender does enough to put off McTominay. 1554 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,240 Ibanez. 1555 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,840 And Roma live to fight another day yet again. 1556 01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,300 It's a lovely bit of ball from United. 1557 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,300 They're really knocking on the door here. 1558 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:03,980 Asking a lot of questions. 1559 01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:07,280 So far Roma just enough have the answers. 1560 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,400 They don't have all the answers. 1561 01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:10,960 They're definitely not going for honours. 1562 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,520 It's a pass game of football. 1563 01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:16,120 They've dropped down to pass for tonight. 1564 01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:17,900 Although they came out the trap. 1565 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,620 It's like they were given the honours paper on the day. 1566 01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,900 And they looked at it and said fuck it. 1567 01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:22,360 We'll just. 1568 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,420 We'll take the pass. 1569 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,220 And at the moment. 1570 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,560 McTominay is hungry. 1571 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:29,940 Cavani is hungry. 1572 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,720 Pogba is hungry. 1573 01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:34,120 All the boys are hungry. 1574 01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:37,400 They're starving Tom. 1575 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:39,520 They're famished. 1576 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:42,780 And the only thing that's going to feed these men. 1577 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:44,700 Is goals. 1578 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:45,600 Tonight. 1579 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:46,700 Goals. 1580 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,040 Goals. 1581 01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:47,520 Goals. 1582 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:49,660 Roma. 1583 01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:51,580 They want goals too. 1584 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,380 They're not stopping. 1585 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,220 They're playing lovely one-twos on the wing. 1586 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:55,960 But there's three or four United lads. 1587 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:56,440 Marking. 1588 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,880 The man marking is going well. 1589 01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:58,560 Fred. 1590 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,780 He's doing the business. 1591 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:02,800 Yeah. 1592 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,320 And that Italian manager of theirs. 1593 01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:07,600 Who's wearing all the designer gear. 1594 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,540 Compared to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. 1595 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,120 Who's wearing. 1596 01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:12,460 Kind of tracksuit. 1597 01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:13,180 Kind of gear. 1598 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:16,560 It's a battle of styles. 1599 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:17,740 As well. 1600 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,900 On the sideline. 1601 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:20,140 A batten. 1602 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,980 A batten down the hatch. 1603 01:19:22,060 --> 01:19:22,760 Kind of vibe. 1604 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,220 A battle of the fashion style. 1605 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,120 As well as the style of football. 1606 01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:30,380 Manchester United attack with Pogba. 1607 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,400 Tries to find a through ball pass. 1608 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,680 But it's cut out by Roma. 1609 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,440 This is a great game. 1610 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,480 I wish last night's game was like this. 1611 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:39,180 And the night before. 1612 01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:40,480 We've seen a few duds. 1613 01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,080 But we were bound to get something good after a while. 1614 01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:43,740 Roma. 1615 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,060 Fire a ball into the centre. 1616 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,280 McTominay just has to blast it out. 1617 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:51,020 And it goes out for a Romanese corner ball. 1618 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,520 A lot of these players have tattoos. 1619 01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:55,560 Sleeve tattoos on their arms. 1620 01:19:56,060 --> 01:19:58,060 A lot of them have tattoos on their necks. 1621 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:00,020 It's a tattoo fest. 1622 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,660 Out there at the moment. 1623 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,720 All the things she said. 1624 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,800 All the things she said. 1625 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:07,520 Running through my head. 1626 01:20:07,740 --> 01:20:08,780 Running through my head. 1627 01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,060 Running through my head tonight, Tam. 1628 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:15,060 It's a corner to Roma. 1629 01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,000 They've had one corner. 1630 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,140 United have had four. 1631 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,200 Ball comes in. 1632 01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:22,100 Heads go up. 1633 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,540 McTominay heads it away. 1634 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:24,940 He's a big fella. 1635 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,880 It falls to a Romanese player. 1636 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,080 They'll go again. 1637 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:31,740 Building up steam with a grain of salt from the touchline. 1638 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,620 Man, you are pressing them hard. 1639 01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,840 It's depressing for Roma if you're... 1640 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:36,100 Oh! 1641 01:20:36,380 --> 01:20:37,380 Lovely through ball. 1642 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:38,780 Chance for Jekyll. 1643 01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:40,520 He can't get to it. 1644 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,080 Rolls back to a fella with long hair. 1645 01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:45,640 We have to find out who that fella is. 1646 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:47,920 But it's a blank ball. 1647 01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:49,660 I'm loving it, Tam. 1648 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,720 I'm loving the pace of this. 1649 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:52,600 It's nice. 1650 01:20:53,060 --> 01:20:53,720 It's eventful. 1651 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:59,800 And that was a real sensual through pass from Roma on the counter. 1652 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,080 Well, they weren't on the counter. 1653 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,720 They had possession from the corner. 1654 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:05,660 Yeah. 1655 01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:11,360 And Harry Maguire did enough to put Jekyll after that there. 1656 01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:14,160 A battle between two big men. 1657 01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,780 Reverend Al Sharpton. 1658 01:21:16,780 --> 01:21:17,480 Reverend Al Sharpton. 1659 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:24,260 Thank you very much for your kind-hearted and beautiful, ludicrous tip-a-rooney. 1660 01:21:24,820 --> 01:21:30,820 I could have told you that Jesse was an absolute ratbag if you'd have just gotten on to me. 1661 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,120 Pick up the phone. 1662 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,280 Pick up the phone next time, Francis. 1663 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,400 Francis says, Reverend Al Sharpton. 1664 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,320 Look, I don't know of any Reverend Al Sharpton. 1665 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:40,900 And I definitely don't have him in the phone book. 1666 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:41,880 I don't have a phone. 1667 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,380 It was taken away from me when I was arrested. 1668 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,700 This is a police station phone. 1669 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,820 It's not a mobile. 1670 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,600 Roma are on the attack here. 1671 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:56,580 Roma have lost possession. 1672 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,140 A chance for them maybe to have scored a goal there. 1673 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,680 But Man U take control of the ball again. 1674 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,580 It's a pimbolistic, beautiful game of football here. 1675 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:06,920 Action packed. 1676 01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,020 And it's only the first leg. 1677 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:12,400 Second leg is going to be an absolute crackerjack. 1678 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,940 If it keeps going this way, we end up with a drawn game. 1679 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,740 United are going to have it all to do in the second one. 1680 01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:25,220 And it's Schmalling is the name of the fella with the long hair for Roma. 1681 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:29,880 Let's have a little look at Schmalling and see what his scenario is. 1682 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,280 Chris Schmalling. 1683 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:33,820 Did he play for United? 1684 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:35,600 Schmalling. 1685 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:39,540 He did, Tom. 1686 01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:41,940 206 appearances. 1687 01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:44,140 I actually didn't even know he was playing for Roma. 1688 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,600 It's funny enough. 1689 01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:48,760 There's a few United players that end up going to Syria. 1690 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:56,220 I always thought that Inter Milan had some kind of relationship with them because they always took their players. 1691 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,560 Like Paul Ince. 1692 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:02,480 And rumors to believe that they were going to go after Luke Shaw as well. 1693 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,300 I think they still have Lukaku there. 1694 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,900 But it's Roma where they're playing today, not Inter Milan. 1695 01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:14,360 And I think Roma have just won themselves their third corner of the game. 1696 01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:17,040 End-to-end stuff here at Old Trafford. 1697 01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:19,480 Two goals apiece after 61 minutes. 1698 01:23:20,180 --> 01:23:20,920 Another corner. 1699 01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:24,500 Another chance for Roma to strike fear into the hearts of the opponent. 1700 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:26,740 And Chris Schmalling is up again. 1701 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,980 I think the hairstyle is what did it. 1702 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,240 I never really recognized him with the dreadlocks. 1703 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:33,260 Yeah. 1704 01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:34,880 He used to have... 1705 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,300 Thanks for the... 1706 01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:36,260 Not dreadlocks. 1707 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,620 He used to have kind of short hair. 1708 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:38,880 Shen Muesli. 1709 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,180 Thank you very much for the tip. 1710 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,380 I'd love to see Ryo Hazuki hit the field. 1711 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,360 Thanks very much, Shen Muesli. 1712 01:23:46,540 --> 01:23:47,380 I gotta say something. 1713 01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:48,740 That would be a turn up for the books. 1714 01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:50,220 Considering he's not even a human. 1715 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,640 He's a computer game character. 1716 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:53,300 From Japan. 1717 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,580 Is a computer game character from Japan. 1718 01:23:57,260 --> 01:24:01,200 Went to China to do a few business deals in Hong Kong. 1719 01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,600 To find the man who killed his father. 1720 01:24:03,980 --> 01:24:05,080 Didn't work out for him. 1721 01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,700 Didn't work out for him. 1722 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,480 And then they made a sequel. 1723 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,380 It wasn't that good. 1724 01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:11,160 On PS4. 1725 01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:11,720 I played it. 1726 01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,060 Played the entirety of it. 1727 01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,360 It was absolute rubbish. 1728 01:24:16,980 --> 01:24:18,580 Bit much to say it was rubbish. 1729 01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:21,040 A lot of effort went into the making of that game. 1730 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:21,560 Like, you know. 1731 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:22,620 I know. 1732 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,660 But not enough, Tom. 1733 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:24,620 Not enough. 1734 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,400 Two goals apiece. 1735 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,100 Man, you were on the break again with Cavani. 1736 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,540 Down the left-hand flank. 1737 01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:32,760 He's looking for support. 1738 01:24:33,060 --> 01:24:33,840 Holds it up well. 1739 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:34,880 Gives it back to Luke. 1740 01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:35,260 Shaw. 1741 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,320 Luke Shaw now. 1742 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,560 Gonna cross it in maybe. 1743 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,460 Takes a minute to think. 1744 01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:40,500 And looks back. 1745 01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:41,520 Gives it to Pogba. 1746 01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:42,020 Pogba. 1747 01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:42,820 Lovely touch. 1748 01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,020 Gives it to Rashford. 1749 01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:44,600 Rashford. 1750 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,100 Man, you have to score here. 1751 01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:46,620 Go. 1752 01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:46,900 No. 1753 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:47,580 Cavani. 1754 01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:49,440 And it's the man again. 1755 01:24:49,440 --> 01:25:01,980 El Matador, who's got the third goal of the goose for Manchester City, who've just put the ball past that substitute goalkeeper with the fancy fringe. 1756 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,460 And the fringe is not helping him one bit. 1757 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:10,460 I'd say he's a bit embarrassed now that he did the fringe for the match, and that's what's happened. 1758 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:21,160 If he plays more like this, he'll be on the fringes of the reserve team, because it's not good to let goals in if you're a goalkeeper. 1759 01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:26,020 Lovely close quarters passing from United. 1760 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:35,200 Pogba, out to Bruno Fernandes, found Basaka lurking menacingly on that right-hand side. 1761 01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:43,020 Basaka took the shot, goalkeeper did his best to save and spill it, but it rolled too far out of his hand's reach. 1762 01:25:43,620 --> 01:25:52,360 And who was there? None other than the Matador himself to pick up the goal, which puts United one ahead of their opponents. 1763 01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:57,780 And it gives them some bit of comfort, and we can see Cavani on the replay there. 1764 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:02,500 Slow-mo replay of Cavani doing his Matador thing that he does like this. 1765 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:08,640 Lovely time. 1766 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,820 Lovely replica pose there. 1767 01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,500 And Cavani is being subbed off, I think now. 1768 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:16,160 No, he's not. 1769 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:17,280 No, he's not. 1770 01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:20,180 So that's number seven for Cavani. 1771 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,860 Well, it's his second goal. 1772 01:26:24,460 --> 01:26:26,260 Yeah, but he wears number seven on his back. 1773 01:26:27,460 --> 01:26:32,760 Yeah, but when you say that's number seven for Cavani, that sounds like he's scored seven goals. 1774 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:34,420 Copy that. 1775 01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:36,680 Here come Roma. 1776 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,040 They're not going to take this lion down. 1777 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,140 They whipping a ball and looking for Jaco. 1778 01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:45,180 There's too many Manchester defenders in there, and men, you are very good at defending. 1779 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,780 As we've seen the last day against Leeds United. 1780 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:55,260 And they should have really probably fielded Edinson Cavani and Pogba from the start. 1781 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,900 They would have maybe come away with a victory. 1782 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,400 But they didn't. 1783 01:27:00,740 --> 01:27:01,860 They drew that match. 1784 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:04,100 I suppose Solskjaer had this in mind. 1785 01:27:04,660 --> 01:27:08,140 And a cross ball there from one of the Romanese players. 1786 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,500 Looked dangerous enough. 1787 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:11,920 Didn't find Jaco. 1788 01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,440 But it still troubled. 1789 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:16,120 Oh, did find Jaco. 1790 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:17,940 Found his head. 1791 01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:19,080 And Deguia saved it. 1792 01:27:19,180 --> 01:27:22,300 That was a very fast action from Jaco. 1793 01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:22,920 So fast. 1794 01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:25,440 I didn't even see him make contact with the ball. 1795 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,400 65 minutes gone here. 1796 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,180 3-2 to Manchester City. 1797 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:33,640 And Maguire is playing out from the back to Luke Shaw. 1798 01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:35,740 Luke Shaw plays a blank ball. 1799 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,520 Goes out for a throw on the sideline there. 1800 01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:41,760 And Solskjaer is getting a little bit more animated. 1801 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,200 Now he's on the sideline. 1802 01:27:43,740 --> 01:27:45,260 Just saying, come on, lads. 1803 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:45,940 Do this. 1804 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:46,580 Do that. 1805 01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:48,580 Whereas before, he was just sitting back. 1806 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,080 Just chewing gum. 1807 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:54,500 Like Ferguson would have used to have done. 1808 01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:56,100 Yep. 1809 01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:57,600 Fergie's probably there. 1810 01:27:58,180 --> 01:27:59,180 In the rafters. 1811 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,380 Just waiting in the rafters. 1812 01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:03,740 He drove all the way from his house to make three pints. 1813 01:28:03,740 --> 01:28:04,120 Tonight. 1814 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:05,940 And here's Fernandes. 1815 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,180 Puts a ball in. 1816 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:08,240 Headed away. 1817 01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:10,920 And a player goes down for Romer. 1818 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:13,040 Upended by Bruno Fernandes. 1819 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,960 And it's going to be a free kick to Romanstein. 1820 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:22,100 Quick shout out to everybody there in the chat. 1821 01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:23,960 And also the daddy who tipped. 1822 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:24,800 Thank you very much. 1823 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:25,320 The daddy. 1824 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,520 Romer being taken to the Cavandy shop here tonight. 1825 01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000 Thank you very much for that. 1826 01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:31,520 August. 1827 01:28:31,820 --> 01:28:33,380 Seam of the sack. 1828 01:28:33,940 --> 01:28:35,600 It was just tipped there as well. 1829 01:28:35,940 --> 01:28:36,640 Seam of the sack. 1830 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,300 Return of the sack. 1831 01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:40,940 Come on. 1832 01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:43,740 Any outdoor pub streams planned, Tom. 1833 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,360 Says Seam of the sack. 1834 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,580 I'm not too sure yet. 1835 01:28:48,660 --> 01:28:49,660 We'll have to wait and see. 1836 01:28:50,740 --> 01:28:52,300 When the pubs open up. 1837 01:28:53,180 --> 01:28:55,100 Then, you know, all will be revealed. 1838 01:28:55,220 --> 01:28:56,980 But at the moment, they're still closed. 1839 01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:58,680 There's not much we can do. 1840 01:28:58,740 --> 01:29:01,400 But we can say everything is going to be brought to you by Billy Bet. 1841 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:09,560 Oh, Luke Shaw. 1842 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,860 Luke Shaw just let off a rattlesnake. 1843 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,680 Which stung the palms of the substitute goalkeeper. 1844 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,720 Out of nowhere. 1845 01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,460 Went on one of his little marauding runs. 1846 01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,040 Took a low drive with his left. 1847 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:34,520 That goalkeeper's really having to step up to the mark now. 1848 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:36,880 He won't want to concede another. 1849 01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,100 They did so well, Roma, out the trap. 1850 01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:41,500 I need to let off a bit of wind again. 1851 01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,660 You need to knock that on the head, Tom. 1852 01:29:48,780 --> 01:29:50,260 It's disgusting. 1853 01:29:50,460 --> 01:29:53,200 Even if you do turn the microphone off, it's still disgusting. 1854 01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:56,640 Because you're on screen and people can imagine what they're seeing. 1855 01:29:58,160 --> 01:29:58,840 Luke Shaw. 1856 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:04,560 Lovely ball to find Rashford on the side of the wing. 1857 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:05,300 Puts it to Cavani. 1858 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:10,260 Oh, tries to leave a little silky touch to just guide the ball into the goal. 1859 01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:11,780 But it skims off his foot. 1860 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,180 But wait a sec, the referee's blown up. 1861 01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:14,020 He's seen something here. 1862 01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,420 What is this? 1863 01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:16,220 Is it a penalty? 1864 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:18,100 He's pointing to the spot. 1865 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1866 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1867 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1868 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1869 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1870 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1871 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1872 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1873 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1874 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1875 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1876 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600 Crazy scenes here. 1877 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,600 Crazy scenes here. 1878 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,840 I think it could have been a possible foul on Cavani. 1879 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:26,660 That's why he didn't get his silky touch. 1880 01:30:26,660 --> 01:30:29,280 I think we're looking at a penalty call here. 1881 01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:33,280 The Romanese players are looking very despondent. 1882 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:34,280 Very dejected. 1883 01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,420 They're going over to the referee. 1884 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,280 But it doesn't look like they're going to get any result from that whatsoever. 1885 01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,760 Lovely ball from Rashford. 1886 01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:42,720 Came in. 1887 01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:43,740 Ah, yeah. 1888 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:49,200 Cavani could not get his silky boot onto the ball of inflatable leather. 1889 01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:50,060 Why? 1890 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:55,100 Because Schmalling went in too heavy on the challenge. 1891 01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,300 And clattered down El Matador. 1892 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,820 And Schmalling, is that a yellow card for him? 1893 01:31:02,820 --> 01:31:03,940 He's shaking his head. 1894 01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,140 He looks sickened. 1895 01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,400 As you would, though. 1896 01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:08,020 As you would. 1897 01:31:08,100 --> 01:31:10,320 And the manager is looking sickened as well. 1898 01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:11,620 But in style. 1899 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:15,820 In that Italian style that Italian fellas have. 1900 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,560 Like, you know, he's decked out in all the gear. 1901 01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:19,880 He's wearing his flat cap. 1902 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,660 And he's got that designer stubble going on. 1903 01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:26,940 But, I mean, what's the point of all that, lads? 1904 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:30,240 What's the point of all that style when you're getting bit? 1905 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:36,600 And the goalkeeper, substitute goalkeeper, has had to wipe his fringe back. 1906 01:31:36,820 --> 01:31:40,180 I think he's beginning to become a little bit too self-aware. 1907 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:50,820 And he's aware that the fringe might not be looking as good now with the prospect of having to concede a fourth goal as it did earlier on when they were winning. 1908 01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:57,900 And it's that man, Bruno Fernandes, is going to step up, probably going to do his little stunted run. 1909 01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:59,100 Let's have a look. 1910 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:05,060 Bruno Fernandes takes a few steps, little shimmy, and blasts it into the back of the sack. 1911 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:11,460 It's another goal for Bruno Fernandes! 1912 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,620 You okay, Francis? 1913 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:19,080 Sorry about that. 1914 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,560 I got very excited at the end of that one. 1915 01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:24,160 And I lost the run of myself. 1916 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:25,880 Sorry about that. 1917 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:34,200 After I was just telling you to not, you know, expel any gas on stream, I went and let off. 1918 01:32:34,660 --> 01:32:35,620 I stepped on a duck. 1919 01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:36,580 Let's just say that. 1920 01:32:37,580 --> 01:32:39,940 It was a quack-a-tour for the ages. 1921 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:50,340 And that penalty from Bruno Fernandes was a quack-a-tour east of Java penalty that just was a thunderbolt. 1922 01:32:50,540 --> 01:32:51,580 Could not be stopped. 1923 01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:55,080 And Cavani is still playing, I think. 1924 01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:59,920 Even though it looked like a real bad clatter he got off of Schmallin. 1925 01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,040 I'm not sure whether not Schmallin got carded for that. 1926 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:03,860 Check that out. 1927 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:04,420 He did. 1928 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:04,920 He did. 1929 01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:05,280 He did. 1930 01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:07,440 It's 4-2 to United. 1931 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:11,200 Believe it. 1932 01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:14,260 Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea. 1933 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:17,780 I started bawling, crying, then I lost the fucking body again. 1934 01:33:17,980 --> 01:33:21,400 Believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it. 1935 01:33:23,460 --> 01:33:25,060 How are we getting on, everyone, there? 1936 01:33:27,420 --> 01:33:28,260 Simmerick FC. 1937 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:29,980 Dunleavy. 1938 01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:30,720 Kerry. 1939 01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:31,560 Beardsman. 1940 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:33,280 Tipperary. 1941 01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:34,200 Kurt. 1942 01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:36,080 Steph. 1943 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:37,200 And Colin. 1944 01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,740 And Pepsi Scrolls. 1945 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,000 I hope you're getting on well. 1946 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,080 Manchester United. 1947 01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:48,500 They can just calm the situation down now. 1948 01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:52,340 20 minutes left. 1949 01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:52,960 Oh, sorry. 1950 01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:54,000 Bloody. 1951 01:33:54,140 --> 01:33:54,240 Yeah. 1952 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:56,120 72 minutes on the clock gone. 1953 01:33:56,920 --> 01:34:00,720 They can just calm the scenario down now. 1954 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,280 They can calm the scenario down now for the next 20. 1955 01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:08,340 And, you know, hold them. 1956 01:34:08,340 --> 01:34:09,340 They're still playing. 1957 01:34:09,340 --> 01:34:10,460 They're still playing. 1958 01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:12,340 They've got all... 1959 01:34:13,340 --> 01:34:16,340 We've got 10 men or 9 men in the other... 1960 01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:18,220 The opponent's half. 1961 01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:21,360 And there's a lovely triangle being made here. 1962 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:21,360 And there's a lovely triangle being made here. 1963 01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:23,180 Fernandez, Pogba, and Fred. 1964 01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:24,920 They're playing really nice. 1965 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:25,880 One touch. 1966 01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:26,460 Two touch. 1967 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:27,060 Three touch. 1968 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:27,440 Yeah. 1969 01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:29,080 Oh, it's lovely stuff. 1970 01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:29,680 It's silky. 1971 01:34:29,980 --> 01:34:30,360 It's gone. 1972 01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,760 Switched to the other side now. 1973 01:34:31,860 --> 01:34:32,360 Bissaka. 1974 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,060 Cavani. 1975 01:34:33,460 --> 01:34:33,700 Sure. 1976 01:34:33,820 --> 01:34:34,920 Back to Pogba in the middle. 1977 01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:35,400 The maestro. 1978 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:37,000 Cavani's on for his hat trick. 1979 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:37,880 Takes a shot. 1980 01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:39,840 And it's blocked. 1981 01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:43,800 And Roma are really on the ropes here at the moment. 1982 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,260 Finding it hard to deal with the onslaught. 1983 01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:49,060 They're just blashing the ball out into the middle of nowhere. 1984 01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:51,060 But it's picked up straight away from Lindelof. 1985 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,220 Feeds it to Fernandez. 1986 01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:54,380 Out to Wan-Bissaka on that right. 1987 01:34:54,740 --> 01:34:57,300 Then he feeds it out to Pogba, who's Gosha to the right. 1988 01:34:57,920 --> 01:34:59,680 Pogba lays it back to McTominay. 1989 01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:00,500 Ball comes in. 1990 01:35:01,580 --> 01:35:05,740 And it's gone out off of a Roma player for a corner ball to United. 1991 01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,280 73 minutes played. 1992 01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:10,060 It's exciting stuff. 1993 01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:11,720 Exciting football. 1994 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:13,780 And it's really nice from United. 1995 01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:18,380 They've really come into their own this last six months. 1996 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,080 You know, the start of the season left a lot to be desired. 1997 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,500 They had a lot of critics. 1998 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:26,700 Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's at the wheel. 1999 01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:27,580 Ole's at the wheel. 2000 01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:29,280 Ole out hashtag. 2001 01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:30,580 You know that. 2002 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:31,220 You know what I'm saying? 2003 01:35:31,300 --> 01:35:33,500 Now who's hashing? 2004 01:35:33,860 --> 01:35:34,000 Huh? 2005 01:35:34,420 --> 01:35:35,480 Now who's hashing? 2006 01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:38,880 Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea. 2007 01:35:39,820 --> 01:35:40,920 Who's hashing now? 2008 01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:42,000 Corner ball. 2009 01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:43,000 Taken shortly. 2010 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,280 Given out to Fernandez. 2011 01:35:44,380 --> 01:35:44,740 Fernandez. 2012 01:35:44,980 --> 01:35:46,040 Oh, what a call! 2013 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:48,760 Fernandez puts the ball into the area. 2014 01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:49,520 Lovely cross. 2015 01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:50,360 And Paul Pogba. 2016 01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:56,840 And Paul Pogba with the head of a demon sends that ball into the back of the onion sack. 2017 01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,560 What a lovely training ground move. 2018 01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:00,620 What a lovely training ground move that was from United. 2019 01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:03,160 The corner ball taken short. 2020 01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:08,180 Given out to Fernandez with his one touch. 2021 01:36:08,620 --> 01:36:11,240 Just a one touch cross into the danger zone. 2022 01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:13,760 Pogba's really milking the celebration. 2023 01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:14,700 I wish you could see it. 2024 01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:15,920 I don't know what you call that. 2025 01:36:17,580 --> 01:36:19,120 He's onside was Pogba. 2026 01:36:19,220 --> 01:36:19,360 Yeah. 2027 01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,400 Lovely stuff. 2028 01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,340 Ah, Bruno Fernandez. 2029 01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:26,680 Just such an exquisite ball into the area. 2030 01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:34,120 Pogba, we were after saying like, you know, Pogba and Cavani tonight have been electric. 2031 01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:38,560 And they really would have made the difference the last day against Leeds had they played. 2032 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:42,420 But Solskjaer's tactics and strategy was to rest them. 2033 01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:44,420 Rest their weary legs. 2034 01:36:45,020 --> 01:36:46,960 And they are doing the business. 2035 01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:50,620 Solskjaer fist pumping and even cracking a smile. 2036 01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:55,260 As Mason Greenwood is lining up to come onto the pitch now. 2037 01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:57,520 He is in fact on the pitch. 2038 01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,000 Let's see who has gone off. 2039 01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:01,160 Okay. 2040 01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:02,020 Let's see. 2041 01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:03,640 Greenwood has gone on. 2042 01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:06,980 And who has come off there, Tom? 2043 01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:07,440 Can you see? 2044 01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:09,620 Rashford. 2045 01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:10,720 Rashford has gone off. 2046 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:15,960 And immediately Greenwood is hustling and harrying. 2047 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:16,800 Making an impact. 2048 01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,020 They could go for six here. 2049 01:37:18,420 --> 01:37:20,180 What a turnaround this is for United. 2050 01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:23,380 We're 2-1 down. 2051 01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:25,100 The first half. 2052 01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:30,160 And they've just absolutely decimated Roma here. 2053 01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:32,940 Roma don't really look, they look shell-shocked. 2054 01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:36,080 Don't think they're going to really be able to recover from this. 2055 01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:41,620 If they could get something, another goal would really help them out here. 2056 01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:45,420 Give them a lifeline for the return fixture. 2057 01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:48,380 In a week or two's time. 2058 01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:51,620 Seven minutes played on the clock. 2059 01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:52,800 Seven minutes played on the clock. 2060 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:57,600 It's nice to have seven goals in a game after the fucking drought we had. 2061 01:37:57,660 --> 01:38:00,640 After the week we've had with the games. 2062 01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:03,360 Thank you very much for the tips, lads. 2063 01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:03,880 Steph. 2064 01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:03,920 Steph. 2065 01:38:04,340 --> 01:38:05,880 Very, very kind to you, Steph. 2066 01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,060 Ball comes in from Roma. 2067 01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:09,700 But, man, you were all over it. 2068 01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:11,240 They're bossing the defence there. 2069 01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:13,340 Boss and Roma are all over the pitch. 2070 01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:16,180 And they're on the counter again now with Fred. 2071 01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:19,580 Fred gives it out to Mason Greenwood. 2072 01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:21,140 It's Greenwood on the ball. 2073 01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:22,800 Greenwood looking for options. 2074 01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:23,700 Puts it in. 2075 01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:24,540 Finds Cavani. 2076 01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:25,840 Does an acrobatic kick. 2077 01:38:26,180 --> 01:38:31,660 And it just, the volley was like a scissor kick which bounced off the ground. 2078 01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:33,180 It actually wasn't Greenwood. 2079 01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:39,500 It was yet again another exquisite piece of ball work from Bruno Fernandes. 2080 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:45,720 And Cavani tries the acrobatics and just gets it wrong, unfortunately. 2081 01:38:45,860 --> 01:38:47,740 It would have been some hat trick from the matador. 2082 01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:51,200 It would have done. 2083 01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,060 It would have been a nice scenario. 2084 01:38:53,220 --> 01:38:54,660 Steph, thank you very much for the tip. 2085 01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:58,040 Also, Dara Dermody, I hope you're getting on well. 2086 01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:00,800 You tipped there saying put it towards the bail. 2087 01:39:01,540 --> 01:39:03,900 Thanks very much for the Christian bailout money. 2088 01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:05,980 And I got to tell you something else, Dara. 2089 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:09,620 It's going to be some crack when I'm up in front of the judge. 2090 01:39:09,740 --> 01:39:10,780 Explain in the scenario. 2091 01:39:10,780 --> 01:39:14,760 And I've got a shit hot solicitor representing me. 2092 01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:18,300 Because these terror charges are trumped up nonsense. 2093 01:39:19,220 --> 01:39:20,400 Absolute rubbish. 2094 01:39:21,020 --> 01:39:24,500 I've been told by a lot of people that it's absolute rubbish. 2095 01:39:24,820 --> 01:39:26,800 And not to worry a thing about it. 2096 01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:28,260 Just watching the replay there. 2097 01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:30,200 And what a goal from Pogba. 2098 01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:30,800 What a header. 2099 01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:35,120 And the celebration is even better than the matador. 2100 01:39:35,620 --> 01:39:38,440 He was doing this kind of celebration where he's running one way. 2101 01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,580 And his teammates are going to help celebrate with him. 2102 01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:43,400 And then he goes, oh, no, I'm going the other way. 2103 01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:47,700 And then his teammates have to change their direction of running to celebrate with him. 2104 01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:50,740 And then as they catch up with him, he goes, oh, no, I'm going another way. 2105 01:39:50,980 --> 01:39:52,800 And he repeats that a few times. 2106 01:39:52,860 --> 01:39:53,420 It's hilarious. 2107 01:39:55,980 --> 01:40:03,120 Manchester United not only bossing their opponent on the field of play, but bossing them in terms of celebrations. 2108 01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:07,780 And they're not even giving Roma a chance to celebrate. 2109 01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:09,440 And they're back again. 2110 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:12,280 Cavani's looking like a speed demon here. 2111 01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:14,740 He's giving it out to Fernandes. 2112 01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:15,740 Fernandes. 2113 01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:18,380 Lovely chip into the center to find Greenwood. 2114 01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:20,040 Greenwood's got it in the box. 2115 01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:21,880 Greenwood lays it back. 2116 01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:23,080 Pogba from range. 2117 01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:24,940 Oh, it's a blank ball. 2118 01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:31,980 Tom, you're not allowed to say blank ball in the style of me. 2119 01:40:32,260 --> 01:40:35,920 Can we just not mimic each other? 2120 01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:39,260 I said I wouldn't do it to you if you don't do it to me. 2121 01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:41,260 Sorry about that. 2122 01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:44,180 I got carried away and just it wasn't even Pogba. 2123 01:40:44,300 --> 01:40:44,900 It was Fred. 2124 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:55,380 But that's because the TV3, now known as Virgin Media 2, stream that we're running went a little bit pixelated. 2125 01:40:56,220 --> 01:40:58,060 And I don't know whether or not that's me. 2126 01:40:58,340 --> 01:41:01,980 Whether the stream or maybe that's just what I'm seeing after a few hoochies. 2127 01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:07,380 You hooch, you looch. 2128 01:41:08,100 --> 01:41:08,960 Now it's Roma. 2129 01:41:09,260 --> 01:41:11,300 We've got a couple of tips that just came through. 2130 01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:12,580 We have to read them out. 2131 01:41:13,140 --> 01:41:15,920 But there's so much action on the field of play that it's hard. 2132 01:41:16,340 --> 01:41:18,200 It's a seven-goal thriller at the moment. 2133 01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,120 Roma, get a shot off from 30 yards out, 25 yards out. 2134 01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:23,100 But it's a blank ball. 2135 01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:25,880 Goes out for a goal kick there. 2136 01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:29,160 And it's your man, Pellegrini. 2137 01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:31,560 Sorry, McTarrion. 2138 01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:34,740 Former Manchester United alumni. 2139 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,180 Who let off the rattlesnake. 2140 01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:42,760 And it looks as though there's another substitution coming on for United. 2141 01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:45,540 It's Matip who's coming on. 2142 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:47,440 I don't know who he's going to replace. 2143 01:41:48,220 --> 01:41:52,900 But it looks as though Solskjaer is shoring up his defensive scenario here. 2144 01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:55,320 He's going to tell the boys to stop going for goals. 2145 01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,840 But they're not listening. 2146 01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:01,420 They're in the mood tonight, United. 2147 01:42:01,420 --> 01:42:03,320 And they're taking the piss. 2148 01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:04,580 Lindelof. 2149 01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:05,820 Playing well. 2150 01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:07,740 Not well enough though. 2151 01:42:07,780 --> 01:42:08,500 Gives the ball away. 2152 01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,020 Chance for Roma to score. 2153 01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:12,140 It's scooped up. 2154 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:12,920 Three ball. 2155 01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:13,980 Cavani's on it. 2156 01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,120 Feeds it out to Shaw. 2157 01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:16,040 Shaw now. 2158 01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:18,220 With Manchester United counter-attack. 2159 01:42:18,540 --> 01:42:18,880 Bruin. 2160 01:42:19,260 --> 01:42:21,980 He's taken out to the far left-hand side. 2161 01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:24,460 They're not going that route one direction. 2162 01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:26,040 Looking for the quick one-twosies. 2163 01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:27,700 They're slowing the pace down. 2164 01:42:28,020 --> 01:42:31,520 The message has come from Solskjaer to slow the pace down. 2165 01:42:31,820 --> 01:42:32,700 And that's what they're doing. 2166 01:42:33,320 --> 01:42:36,360 They're just tying with their opponent now in their own half. 2167 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:38,920 And they're passing the ball back and around. 2168 01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:40,420 They're going to see this game out. 2169 01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:43,480 No need for them to really go arse over tit for it here. 2170 01:42:43,820 --> 01:42:44,880 They've already done enough. 2171 01:42:45,240 --> 01:42:45,760 That said. 2172 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:49,540 Looks dangerous whenever Bruno Fernandes has the ball. 2173 01:42:49,660 --> 01:42:52,160 Because he's only got one thing on his mind. 2174 01:42:52,260 --> 01:42:56,760 And that's getting a real curveball dream into the box of nightmares. 2175 01:42:57,520 --> 01:43:00,780 And it's gone back to another Manchester United defender. 2176 01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:01,940 They're passing it back to Maguire. 2177 01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:03,600 And they're just controlling the game. 2178 01:43:03,660 --> 01:43:05,320 A chance for us to maybe have a look at the tips. 2179 01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:05,740 Francis. 2180 01:43:05,740 --> 01:43:08,280 A chance indeed, Tom. 2181 01:43:08,540 --> 01:43:10,420 I want to say a big thank you very much to... 2182 01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:11,980 Oh, here's Man United now. 2183 01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:14,900 They're on the side hatch with Wan-Bissaka. 2184 01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:17,000 Bissaka. 2185 01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,140 Back to Pogba. 2186 01:43:21,940 --> 01:43:23,080 Back to Greenwood. 2187 01:43:24,340 --> 01:43:25,400 Back to Bissaka. 2188 01:43:26,660 --> 01:43:27,760 Bissaka's been fouled. 2189 01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,560 It's a free kick to Manchester United. 2190 01:43:31,060 --> 01:43:32,480 25 yards out. 2191 01:43:33,100 --> 01:43:35,240 A chance maybe for Fernandes to... 2192 01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:37,700 Whip a curler into the danger zone here. 2193 01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:46,340 And a chance for me to curl off a thank you to Brooklyn Lukey for your kind-hearted and generous donation. 2194 01:43:46,960 --> 01:43:49,640 Fred is going on or off for Matic. 2195 01:43:50,340 --> 01:43:54,600 And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for your tip as well. 2196 01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:55,860 I hope you're getting on. 2197 01:43:55,860 --> 01:44:00,600 I hope you're getting on well, that's very, very, very, very, very kind of you and all of you. 2198 01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,480 It's been an incredible stream of football for us. 2199 01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,600 We're enjoying the match. 2200 01:44:06,140 --> 01:44:08,600 And I hope you're enjoying it as well at home. 2201 01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:10,600 I'm coming to you live from prison. 2202 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:11,860 My cell. 2203 01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:17,380 I've been given one phone call and it's the phone call of the night where I get to relay the phone call to stream. 2204 01:44:17,740 --> 01:44:20,220 Fernandes takes a free kick, floats the ball into the area. 2205 01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:27,460 It's headed off of a Roma man's head and it rolls out for a corner ball on 82 minutes. 2206 01:44:29,620 --> 01:44:31,160 Just gone into the 83rd. 2207 01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:34,840 Seven minutes left of regulation playtime here at Old Trafford. 2208 01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:40,660 Paul Pogba steps up to take the corner ball and then says, no, let's chill out. 2209 01:44:41,020 --> 01:44:42,660 Bruno, you come over here and take it. 2210 01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:44,620 So it's Bruno Fernandes. 2211 01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:53,140 Harry Maguire is in the middle of the box there saying, give it to me on the head, son. 2212 01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:54,340 I'm ready. 2213 01:44:55,220 --> 01:44:57,520 Fernandes whips the ball in, but it's high and wide. 2214 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:01,820 Bounces off of a Manchester United, Scott McTominay's head. 2215 01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:06,460 Didn't get enough accuracy on it and it's gone out for a goal kick to Roma. 2216 01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:09,660 Roma really need to get something here. 2217 01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:14,940 Another goal will give them that lifeline going into the second fixture. 2218 01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:18,340 But there's time is running out on the clock for them. 2219 01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:25,800 There's not that much time left and they don't have the same spirit, it would seem, as they had in the first half. 2220 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,820 Now, Man U are beginning to sit back a little bit and soak up the pressure. 2221 01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:32,540 So that might change things a little bit. 2222 01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:36,760 But they don't look solid, Roma. 2223 01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:38,460 They really don't look solid at all. 2224 01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:41,020 They don't look solid. 2225 01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:45,540 Solid as a rock. 2226 01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:46,660 Here come United again. 2227 01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:48,820 Cavani left it to Fernandes. 2228 01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:49,720 Sky ball. 2229 01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:52,860 It's a sky ball from Bruno. 2230 01:45:53,660 --> 01:45:56,080 And his head sinks into his hand. 2231 01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:59,220 He knows he should have done better from that range. 2232 01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:04,840 Prime time Bruno Fernandes range there just from outside the box. 2233 01:46:06,020 --> 01:46:07,120 But it doesn't matter. 2234 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:10,040 His team are 5-2 up here in the semifinal. 2235 01:46:11,660 --> 01:46:12,540 Interesting enough. 2236 01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:14,520 Be interesting to see what the story is with Arsenal. 2237 01:46:14,620 --> 01:46:19,700 Let's have a quick look there and see how those boys are getting on in the other semifinal. 2238 01:46:20,700 --> 01:46:21,440 Europa League. 2239 01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:28,420 And Arsenal are getting bet 2-1. 2240 01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:29,840 It's 90 minutes there. 2241 01:46:30,660 --> 01:46:32,940 Both teams seemingly down to 10 men. 2242 01:46:33,660 --> 01:46:34,180 Interesting. 2243 01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:38,100 Can Arsenal grab a late stage winner? 2244 01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:39,420 We don't know. 2245 01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:42,200 All eyes are on this match here at the moment. 2246 01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:43,520 Roma. 2247 01:46:44,060 --> 01:46:44,960 Fighting for life. 2248 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,180 Fighting for a third away goal. 2249 01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,220 Which would really give them that bit of hope as I said. 2250 01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:53,960 And their player Carcador. 2251 01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:55,440 Number 2. 2252 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:58,280 Carcador with two sleeve tattoos on both arms. 2253 01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,400 Throws the ball back into the mixing unit. 2254 01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:02,520 Roma now. 2255 01:47:02,660 --> 01:47:06,220 Building up steam with a grain of rice in the central processing unit. 2256 01:47:06,580 --> 01:47:08,560 Long route 1 football they're playing. 2257 01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:12,560 But their accuracy and their passing leaves a lot to be desired. 2258 01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:14,140 It's scooped up by Cavani. 2259 01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:19,060 Who plays a delicate juicy ball out to none other than Mason Greenwood. 2260 01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:23,000 Who sticks it into the rattlesnake bag of onions. 2261 01:47:23,580 --> 01:47:26,120 It's the substitute hero of the night. 2262 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,880 Mason Greenwood. 2263 01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:29,060 The young fella. 2264 01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:32,200 And he's got Manchester United. 2265 01:47:32,900 --> 01:47:33,960 Flying high. 2266 01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:35,880 Six goals to the goose. 2267 01:47:36,340 --> 01:47:38,540 Against their Romanian counterparts. 2268 01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,120 Who aren't Romanian. 2269 01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:41,960 They're not Romanian. 2270 01:47:41,960 --> 01:47:44,480 They are purely Italian. 2271 01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:46,680 They are Roma. 2272 01:47:46,940 --> 01:47:48,600 And they're getting stuffed. 2273 01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,460 Six goals to the goose. 2274 01:47:51,820 --> 01:47:53,660 Six goals to the goose here. 2275 01:47:53,940 --> 01:47:55,060 And it's that man. 2276 01:47:55,460 --> 01:47:58,280 Masonic Mason Greenwood. 2277 01:47:58,600 --> 01:47:59,060 11. 2278 01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:00,680 Symbolic. 2279 01:48:00,900 --> 01:48:01,540 Two ones. 2280 01:48:01,660 --> 01:48:02,360 Put them together. 2281 01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:03,520 What does that spell? 2282 01:48:04,100 --> 01:48:04,600 11. 2283 01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:05,500 Yeah. 2284 01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,380 Is he involved in something, Tom? 2285 01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:09,540 Mason Greenwood. 2286 01:48:10,820 --> 01:48:12,820 Yeah, he's involved in that goal anyway. 2287 01:48:13,380 --> 01:48:16,200 Yeah, but is it indicative of something? 2288 01:48:16,460 --> 01:48:17,420 Is there an underline? 2289 01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:20,020 And Oli Gunnar Solskjaer is dancing around. 2290 01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:21,000 Screaming. 2291 01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:22,220 Fist pumping. 2292 01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:27,440 Mason Greenwood's celebration is simply a kiss blown to the cameras. 2293 01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:32,420 Which isn't as good as the Matadors crossbow thing that he does. 2294 01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:35,140 And it's definitely not as good as Pogba's. 2295 01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:36,580 You're not going to catch me. 2296 01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:37,500 You're not going to catch me. 2297 01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:38,080 Kind of vibe. 2298 01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:39,620 But wow. 2299 01:48:39,780 --> 01:48:40,240 What a goal. 2300 01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,520 What a ball from Cavani. 2301 01:48:41,780 --> 01:48:42,980 What a player he is. 2302 01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:48,120 And well worth the 200 grand a week. 2303 01:48:48,240 --> 01:48:50,420 He's probably on incredible money. 2304 01:48:51,980 --> 01:48:53,640 A lot of that would be taxed, I'd say. 2305 01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,960 But still, it's sickening. 2306 01:48:56,740 --> 01:48:58,880 But I mean, he's doing the magic. 2307 01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:00,380 He's doing it on the pitch. 2308 01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:02,640 So you can't argue with it. 2309 01:49:03,300 --> 01:49:05,240 You can't argue with goals. 2310 01:49:05,860 --> 01:49:07,440 Two goals for Cavani. 2311 01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:08,720 One assist. 2312 01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:11,020 And he won a penalty as well. 2313 01:49:11,020 --> 01:49:13,900 So I mean, it's just Cavani, Cavani, Cavani. 2314 01:49:14,140 --> 01:49:16,800 Sweet little pass to find Greenwood. 2315 01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,120 Who is in acres of space. 2316 01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:21,900 And what a finish from Greenwood as well. 2317 01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,860 Stuck it right into the top left-hand corner. 2318 01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:26,280 Across his goalie's face. 2319 01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:29,100 And that goalie's having an absolute mare. 2320 01:49:29,500 --> 01:49:32,280 After what was probably going to be a good thing for him. 2321 01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:32,800 Coming on. 2322 01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:34,020 Getting a bit of game time. 2323 01:49:34,100 --> 01:49:36,000 You know, on the world stage. 2324 01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:38,940 It's turned into a real nightmare for him. 2325 01:49:39,180 --> 01:49:40,680 And the nightmare just keeps on. 2326 01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,560 It's like a bad dream that doesn't end here. 2327 01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:46,060 Because United are pile driving down the left flag hatch. 2328 01:49:46,460 --> 01:49:50,080 It's Matip has found Fernandes in yet more acres of space. 2329 01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:50,820 Dome is it. 2330 01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,880 Takes it past two men. 2331 01:49:52,140 --> 01:49:53,100 Tries to find Pogba. 2332 01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:54,060 But it's just overran. 2333 01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:56,560 And Manchester United. 2334 01:49:56,740 --> 01:49:57,860 Looking for seven here. 2335 01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,520 They smell the fear of their opponents. 2336 01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:04,500 It's like a bloody terrier dog. 2337 01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:07,120 Who's got a hold of the postman's leg. 2338 01:50:07,540 --> 01:50:08,360 And it's just going. 2339 01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,740 Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr. 2340 01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:11,680 And the postman's going. 2341 01:50:11,860 --> 01:50:13,040 Get this fucker off me. 2342 01:50:13,220 --> 01:50:13,780 Get it off me. 2343 01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:14,580 I'll fucking kick it. 2344 01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:22,940 Bruno Fernandes is going off substitution for United here. 2345 01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,480 On 90 minutes. 2346 01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:29,080 Fernandes, who got the opener for United. 2347 01:50:29,580 --> 01:50:30,880 Not the opener of the match. 2348 01:50:31,140 --> 01:50:33,860 But he opened the Man U goal scoring account. 2349 01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:37,240 With that cheeky little dink over the keeper. 2350 01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:38,600 Lovely, lovely touch. 2351 01:50:39,020 --> 01:50:41,860 And he's come off for Juan Mata. 2352 01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:46,140 Who hasn't really seen that much game time for United. 2353 01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,380 But he's a quality player. 2354 01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,420 He's being used as a kind of tactical substitution here. 2355 01:50:51,480 --> 01:50:52,740 Just to slow down the pace. 2356 01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:54,180 And that's great. 2357 01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:56,300 That's great to see for United. 2358 01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:57,360 If you're a United fan. 2359 01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:59,460 If you're a United fan. 2360 01:51:00,120 --> 01:51:01,020 You're in cloud. 2361 01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:02,580 You're on cloud number nine. 2362 01:51:03,260 --> 01:51:03,560 Tonight. 2363 01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:05,740 And well done. 2364 01:51:05,820 --> 01:51:09,000 I'm sure you're looking forward to the rest of the games for the season. 2365 01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:11,000 Yep. 2366 01:51:12,620 --> 01:51:15,160 They've turned it around United this season. 2367 01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:20,480 It looks like they're well on the way to a Europa League final. 2368 01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:23,000 And if they keep up their form. 2369 01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:24,940 They'll finish. 2370 01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,820 Sorry about the burp there. 2371 01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:31,220 They'll finish second in the premiership as well. 2372 01:51:33,080 --> 01:51:34,500 90 minutes have just gone. 2373 01:51:34,580 --> 01:51:35,900 There's going to be two minutes played here. 2374 01:51:35,980 --> 01:51:37,760 What's your takeaway for the night here, Francis? 2375 01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:41,120 Complete shock here at the performance of United. 2376 01:51:41,620 --> 01:51:43,800 Really, really good, solid work. 2377 01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:49,620 And showed a lot of character to come back from the initial two goal. 2378 01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:52,200 Two one down they were. 2379 01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:53,580 And they've come back. 2380 01:51:53,940 --> 01:51:56,320 And they've really put it up them. 2381 01:51:57,640 --> 01:51:59,440 Thanks very much for the tip there. 2382 01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:02,000 Get to you in a moment there. 2383 01:52:02,160 --> 01:52:03,480 Just Man United. 2384 01:52:03,720 --> 01:52:04,800 Can they get seven here? 2385 01:52:05,180 --> 01:52:06,040 Looks like they could. 2386 01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:07,760 They're toying with them. 2387 01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:08,760 Wan-Bissaka. 2388 01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:11,280 Leaves it out to Mason Greenwood on the right. 2389 01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,760 Greenwood looking for space. 2390 01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:14,800 Can't get the ball in. 2391 01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:18,280 Chance maybe for, uh, to be blasted away from Roma. 2392 01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,060 That's all they can do. 2393 01:52:19,180 --> 01:52:22,180 They can't blast it to anyone because they've got no one up front. 2394 01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,340 So it just rolls back to Maguire. 2395 01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:26,560 Or Lindelof. 2396 01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:27,380 I beg your pardon. 2397 01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:28,140 It was Maguire. 2398 01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:29,720 Who gives it to, uh... 2399 01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:31,620 Maguire. 2400 01:52:32,220 --> 01:52:34,040 Maguire gives it to Maguire. 2401 01:52:34,440 --> 01:52:36,200 Sorry, the screen is pixelated. 2402 01:52:36,360 --> 01:52:40,660 Whether the screen is pixelated or I'm pixelated, I'm not sure. 2403 01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:42,100 But I'm enjoying this performance. 2404 01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,360 And I'm enjoying a few brewskis as well. 2405 01:52:44,900 --> 01:52:47,160 Um, remember, alcohol does damage. 2406 01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:48,080 Lives don't drink. 2407 01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:48,700 It's not great. 2408 01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:54,040 Oh. 2409 01:52:55,100 --> 01:52:55,880 That's beautiful. 2410 01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:01,540 30 seconds left of injury time to play here. 2411 01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:02,740 Man U. 2412 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:05,540 One put it past them, getting a seventh. 2413 01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:09,180 They're rolling the ball out casually amongst themselves. 2414 01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:14,380 Pogba picks up a switch pass on the far right to find Fernandes. 2415 01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:15,240 Whips the ball in. 2416 01:53:15,300 --> 01:53:16,220 There's no one in there. 2417 01:53:16,300 --> 01:53:17,080 It's headed away. 2418 01:53:17,700 --> 01:53:20,000 And, uh, rolls back out to United again. 2419 01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:21,900 10 seconds left here. 2420 01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,260 Shaw on the ball. 2421 01:53:24,100 --> 01:53:24,420 Shaw. 2422 01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:25,920 Out to McTominay. 2423 01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:28,580 Rolls it back to Lindelof. 2424 01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:29,600 Lindelof. 2425 01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:31,300 What's he gonna do here? 2426 01:53:31,700 --> 01:53:33,680 Finds Greenwood out on that right flank. 2427 01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:35,140 Greenwood. 2428 01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:37,200 And the final whistle goes. 2429 01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:37,920 That's it. 2430 01:53:38,320 --> 01:53:39,440 The final whistle. 2431 01:53:39,860 --> 01:53:43,520 The magic pipe of peace has been blown upon by the referee. 2432 01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:47,980 What an absolute goal fished this has been today. 2433 01:53:49,780 --> 01:53:51,640 Eight goals to the goose. 2434 01:53:52,140 --> 01:53:54,460 Six-two to Manchester United. 2435 01:53:55,280 --> 01:53:56,700 Who are 2-1 down. 2436 01:53:57,400 --> 01:54:00,880 And they've absolutely dominated Roma. 2437 01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:03,340 One of the great Italian teams. 2438 01:54:03,340 --> 01:54:03,940 One of the great Italian teams. 2439 01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:06,620 But their line out today. 2440 01:54:06,700 --> 01:54:08,760 I could even see before the game started. 2441 01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:11,180 Paled in insignificance. 2442 01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:12,020 Dzeko. 2443 01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:13,180 A player. 2444 01:54:13,940 --> 01:54:15,160 Maybe past his prime. 2445 01:54:15,420 --> 01:54:16,600 I know he scored one today. 2446 01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:16,620 I know he scored one today. 2447 01:54:17,160 --> 01:54:20,000 But they'd look second-rate compared to United. 2448 01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:21,600 Second-rate outfit. 2449 01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:23,940 And they've got it all to do. 2450 01:54:24,260 --> 01:54:26,400 If they can pull anything out of the bag. 2451 01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:28,440 Come next week for the second leg. 2452 01:54:28,480 --> 01:54:29,220 Or the week after. 2453 01:54:29,780 --> 01:54:31,860 I'd be very, very, very surprised. 2454 01:54:32,420 --> 01:54:33,280 But that's it here. 2455 01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,300 Final score here at Old Trafford. 2456 01:54:35,820 --> 01:54:36,860 Manchester United. 2457 01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:37,440 Six. 2458 01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:38,760 AS Roma. 2459 01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:39,360 Two. 2460 01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,220 Unbelievable stuff. 2461 01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:43,140 Bruno Fernandes. 2462 01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:43,880 Two goals. 2463 01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,220 Edinson Cavani. 2464 01:54:45,340 --> 01:54:45,900 Two goals. 2465 01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:46,860 And an assist. 2466 01:54:47,040 --> 01:54:47,960 And he won a penalty. 2467 01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:51,360 Paul Pogba with the sweet chestnut header. 2468 01:54:51,820 --> 01:54:53,240 And then the young fella. 2469 01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:54,540 Mason Greenwood. 2470 01:54:54,540 --> 01:54:56,340 With a superb finish. 2471 01:54:56,680 --> 01:54:59,660 Off the end of a divine Edinson Cavani ball. 2472 01:55:00,140 --> 01:55:02,720 To seal the six-goal deal for United. 2473 01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:04,120 And it's Roma. 2474 01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:06,160 Who go back to Italy tonight. 2475 01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:08,020 With a lot to think about. 2476 01:55:08,580 --> 01:55:09,380 Heavy hearts. 2477 01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:10,740 Heavy heads. 2478 01:55:11,340 --> 01:55:13,060 They can have a little sleep on the plane. 2479 01:55:13,200 --> 01:55:13,560 Maybe. 2480 01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:15,720 It's probably like a two-hour journey. 2481 01:55:15,840 --> 01:55:16,520 Three-hour journey. 2482 01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:17,180 I'm not sure. 2483 01:55:17,660 --> 01:55:19,860 But maybe you can't sleep after that. 2484 01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:21,800 Would you want to go to sleep after that, Tom? 2485 01:55:22,140 --> 01:55:22,940 Not at all. 2486 01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:24,140 That would be a nightmare. 2487 01:55:24,140 --> 01:55:26,880 You're straight to the duty free. 2488 01:55:27,420 --> 01:55:29,240 If I was heading back tonight. 2489 01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,140 That's all I could muster. 2490 01:55:32,220 --> 01:55:33,020 The energy for. 2491 01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:34,640 I probably wouldn't want to go sleep. 2492 01:55:34,720 --> 01:55:35,680 I'd probably just ask. 2493 01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:38,120 See if Jekko has a deck of cards with him. 2494 01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:39,240 A Jekka cards. 2495 01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:41,340 And we could play a bit of 52. 2496 01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,440 Or a bit of shitheader or something. 2497 01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:45,160 Pass a bit of time. 2498 01:55:45,820 --> 01:55:49,460 And just look forward to the next game. 2499 01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:50,240 That's all it is. 2500 01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:51,280 RTTV. 2501 01:55:51,420 --> 01:55:52,400 Thank you very much. 2502 01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:54,360 For the tip there. 2503 01:55:54,940 --> 01:55:55,700 Brooklyn Lukey. 2504 01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:56,440 Thank you very much. 2505 01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:57,200 Anguish Panda. 2506 01:55:57,340 --> 01:55:58,020 Daurat Dormity. 2507 01:55:58,140 --> 01:55:58,460 Shterf. 2508 01:55:58,520 --> 01:55:59,140 Seam in the sack. 2509 01:55:59,280 --> 01:55:59,700 The Daddy. 2510 01:55:59,860 --> 01:56:00,540 Shen Moseley. 2511 01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,240 Reverend L. Sharpton. 2512 01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:03,820 The Daddy. 2513 01:56:04,260 --> 01:56:04,920 Shen Moseley. 2514 01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:06,500 Reverend Jackson. 2515 01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,500 Vulcan Raven. 2516 01:56:07,700 --> 01:56:08,340 Giant in shame. 2517 01:56:08,460 --> 01:56:09,320 And Karen Marks. 2518 01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:13,080 We're going to get to the rest now. 2519 01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:13,340 Sorry. 2520 01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:15,020 The page has just ended there. 2521 01:56:15,080 --> 01:56:19,900 I need to refresh the page so I can see the rest of the names. 2522 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:20,140 Oh yeah. 2523 01:56:20,360 --> 01:56:21,320 DJ Sundial. 2524 01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,420 Vulcan Raven. 2525 01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,040 Crackhands. 2526 01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:25,460 Jimmy Tip. 2527 01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:26,880 Kneecap. 2528 01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:27,580 Anon. 2529 01:56:28,100 --> 01:56:29,060 Chief Irons. 2530 01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:30,240 McCarthy Bukal. 2531 01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:32,180 Tim Reedy. 2532 01:56:33,180 --> 01:56:38,540 With the almighty Matadorian Bag of Sand. 2533 01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:45,660 Which was landed down to us like a divine gift from the stork of Damien's soul. 2534 01:56:46,120 --> 01:56:48,140 Unbelievable stuff altogether, Tom. 2535 01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:49,140 Can't believe it. 2536 01:56:49,560 --> 01:56:52,720 And a very touching message as well from Tim that says, 2537 01:56:52,820 --> 01:56:54,200 I have nothing to say at all. 2538 01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:56,460 But take care and keep going, my friend. 2539 01:56:56,820 --> 01:56:57,240 Love you. 2540 01:56:57,700 --> 01:56:58,520 Unbelievable stuff. 2541 01:56:58,580 --> 01:56:59,120 Very touching. 2542 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:01,000 Vinegar Stroke 69. 2543 01:57:01,140 --> 01:57:01,460 Thank you. 2544 01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:02,560 Agent Dale Conner. 2545 01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:03,680 John McCrurick. 2546 01:57:03,780 --> 01:57:04,540 Millwall Dressers. 2547 01:57:04,620 --> 01:57:05,260 Paul Mishkel. 2548 01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:05,760 Conner. 2549 01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:06,600 Flame Bag. 2550 01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:07,900 Nine Mill Jill. 2551 01:57:08,220 --> 01:57:08,540 Chris. 2552 01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:09,740 Mama Duck. 2553 01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:10,540 The Daddy. 2554 01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:12,460 Mark Formley Sweetbeaks. 2555 01:57:12,540 --> 01:57:13,160 Josh Henry. 2556 01:57:13,620 --> 01:57:14,460 Francis Assange. 2557 01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:15,560 Sandra Joyce. 2558 01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:17,360 Hot Jaj. 2559 01:57:17,740 --> 01:57:19,560 Thank you very much, Hot Jaj. 2560 01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:24,100 And yeah, we've covered all our bases there. 2561 01:57:24,300 --> 01:57:25,560 I want to say a big thanks to everyone. 2562 01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:27,280 I hope you're getting on well, lads. 2563 01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:28,740 And thanks very much for joining us. 2564 01:57:29,320 --> 01:57:33,640 The football does not stop and the fun doesn't stop when we've got Billy Bet. 2565 01:57:33,860 --> 01:57:35,140 Billy Bet in the house. 2566 01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:38,040 Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea. 2567 01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:41,600 I started bawling, crying, and then I lost the fucking money again. 2568 01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:42,320 Billy Bet. 2569 01:57:42,420 --> 01:57:42,920 Billy Bet. 2570 01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:43,560 Billy Bet. 2571 01:57:43,680 --> 01:57:44,220 Billy Bet. 2572 01:57:44,340 --> 01:57:44,960 Billy Bet. 2573 01:57:44,960 --> 01:57:45,080 Billy. 2574 01:57:45,940 --> 01:57:47,220 We'll see you later, folks. 2575 01:57:47,300 --> 01:57:48,560 Thanks very much for joining us. 2576 01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:49,740 Been a lovely night. 2577 01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:51,120 We'll talk to you later. 2578 01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:52,300 Great bit of football. 2579 01:57:53,460 --> 01:57:53,960 Bye-bye. 2580 01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:55,280 See you, lads. 2581 01:57:56,140 --> 01:57:56,620 Free France. 2582 01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:57,920 Hashtag Free Francis. 2583 01:57:58,680 --> 01:57:59,180 See you later. 2584 01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:00,780 Bye-bye. 2585 01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:04,580 Good luck. 2586 01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:06,140 With the money I'm going to make up the app, 2587 01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:10,560 I'm going to buy a limited edition pressing of Dario G's Sun Chime on vinyl. 2588 01:58:10,780 --> 01:58:12,380 I don't even have a record player here. 2589 01:58:12,380 --> 01:58:42,380 Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet 2590 01:58:42,380 --> 01:58:44,280 Two tips there that came through as we were reading. 2591 01:58:44,380 --> 01:58:45,420 Thank you very much, the schunk. 2592 01:58:45,560 --> 01:58:47,820 Tommy looking healthy with the wide open eyes. 2593 01:58:48,340 --> 01:58:48,960 Thanks very much. 2594 01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:52,300 I'm very close to the screen, so it hurts the retina, 2595 01:58:52,440 --> 01:58:53,840 but I need to be able to see the match. 2596 01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:57,160 And thought for the day, Tommy, Roma wasn't built in a day, 2597 01:58:57,520 --> 01:59:00,260 but it was certainly destructed in 40 minutes. 2598 01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:01,200 What a way to leave it on. 2599 01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:02,360 We'll see you later, lads. 2600 01:59:02,620 --> 01:59:02,980 Good night. 2601 01:59:03,340 --> 01:59:03,780 God bless. 2602 01:59:04,740 --> 01:59:05,040 Bye-bye. 2603 01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:06,860 Bye, Pat. 2604 01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:16,860 Bye-bye. 2605 01:59:16,860 --> 01:59:17,400 Amen. 2606 01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:17,660 Amen. 2607 01:59:17,660 --> 01:59:17,900 you 2608 01:59:17,900 --> 01:59:47,880 Thank you.