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well yes i mean the individual wouldn't have ownership of the the recording of data that

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would belong to on guarda shia khan so if it was the case that there was something inappropriate

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or unprofessional that would be examined and used as has been the case but i think

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one of the benefits of body one cameras internationally is that they actually

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increase the standards of individual police after trying to bring a level of professionalism

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you know everybody is usually um aware of force that would be appropriate as well because otherwise

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you know that the um the camera footage can be used against you that's it as well yes but i mean i

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think that you know i wouldn't want to get into a space where we think the only reason guards would

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behave appropriately and apply the correct level of use of force because it's being recorded i mean

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there's we're all we are already facing a high level of scrutiny in such circumstances and must follow our

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our training and follow the decision-making model model that they use on guard to come to the side

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where level of force is proportionate so that is already the case in most environments now the

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people where guards operate would already have some form of camera footage in a public place or as

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individual citizens would very regularly film guardy performer duty so we certainly have nothing to

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fear from that level of scrutiny exactly new bill as well uh brendan will give gaur the um will allow gaur the

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I haven't seen the act is that it will regularize the situation.

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As you know, a lot of communities, strictly rural communities,

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invested in community CCTV systems and there's funding there to aid in crime detection

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and also in places where there is some problems with antisocial behavior.

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But up to date, the legislation has been quite complex.

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And in relation to data protection, who is the data controller for these systems?

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So my understanding is it's simply to regularize that situation.

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But it will also cover situations regarding use of cameras and execution duties,

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such as public order protests and that sort of thing.

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So we'll just kind of regularize and put a statutory framework around the use of recording technology.

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What I read, what if they're talking about Gordie having cameras on their chest to record what's going on?

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So that's happening everywhere in the world anyway.

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So it's not, I don't know why people are going, oh, this is dodgy.

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We're allowed to film them or they're not allowed to film us.

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I suppose you'd be worried about if it did come to the crunch and you were up against it.

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And then their footage is what has been relied upon in court.

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Would it be edited or skewed to suit their agenda?

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That's the thing.

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I heard over in the states, stateside.

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There's only a gun.

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There's only a gun.

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I don't know.

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I have no problem with that, you know.

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And maybe the cops would maybe act.

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Not to say that they don't act unfairly.

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Maybe they would act more fairly.

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More fairly.

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Where am I going now?

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The wrong bloody way.

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As Pirate Manor, we have very sophisticated oversight mechanisms

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at different levels and different agencies.

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I mean, we're also bound by data protection legislation.

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So I'd be very confident that the government,

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in drafting this legislation and the Garda Commissioner,

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in implementing a policy, will address these issues.

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I mean, it's not something new.

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It's not Ireland aren't leading the way.

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We're actually years behind everyone else.

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And these problems, of course, have been teased out in other jurisdictions.

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And policies have been introduced to the satisfaction of the address.

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So what happens, but not every country has a constitutional right to privacy,

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in the same vein that Ireland has in its constitution.

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So what have other countries done, I wonder, Brendan,

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to safeguard the people's right to privacy,

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in a situation where the goer or the commissioner may authorise the installation and operation?

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Your head will be wrecked.

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Listening to that.

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All day.

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Anyway, I hope you're getting on well.

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I hope it's streaming and it's working,

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because I can't check.

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We're getting the car washed,

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and I have a microwave I need to get rid of,

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so I thought I'd take you on that journey.

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It's not going to be an emotion.

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I'm not getting all thick and tired and worked up like I did the last day

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over that toaster, to be honest.

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Too many people have been on to me about that toaster now,

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and it's gone on too far, as far as I'm concerned.

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So, I mean, the chance arose to revisit that place with the,

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maybe a different place.

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We'll go to a different graveyard for electrical appliances.

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I have an old microwave that's still working, but it stinks.

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I've been trying to clean the bastard out,

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but it just keeps on smelling like, you know.

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I'd be trying to make scrambled eggs in it,

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and you open the latch at the door, and then,

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it's like releasing a terrible genie,

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and you want to put it back into the bottle,

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and instead of giving you three wishes,

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it gives you three gips,

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because I'm like,

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and that was two.

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some mornings I'd just been throwing the eggs into the fucking thing,

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and pressing stout.

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I'd put the cover over my mouth,

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the hand over the mouth of the jacket,

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and just, I'd be so hungry for the egg,

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that I'd go look past the smell,

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like, you know,

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and I'd, I'm not doing that anymore.

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That's no way to live.

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That's no way for a man to live,

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a grown man,

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covering his mouth or his face

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every time there's a blast of bad smell out the microwave,

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just for an egg or two,

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like, you know.

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So I've seen there,

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in, uh,

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they have eggs in Lidl,

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or eggs, sorry,

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they have microwaves in Lidl,

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and I've also seen a microwave for sale in Super V the other day,

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funnily enough,

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the one in Super V is actually cheaper than the one in Lidl.

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Will it,

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will it do a good,

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as good a job

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as the microwave in Lidl?

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The microwave in Lidl is silver crashed.

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The one in Super V is Zanussi.

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I'd probably go with the Zanussi,

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if I was to,

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to go with two leg,

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you know,

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and as you see,

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we saw Zanussis

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in the grave,

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the grave site the last day.

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Zanussi Goosey.

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Run away,

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never coming back.

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Bap-a-dip-chip,

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bap-a-dip-back.

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Run away,

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heavens,

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my mag.

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Let's keep working together,

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and make sure that the worst is behind us.

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Find out mordgov.ie forward slash COVID-19,

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supported by the government of Ireland.

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Calling to stop.

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Right,

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let's have a look there,

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and make sure this stream is happening,

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and rolling,

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and going,

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and this,

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that,

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and the other.

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thanks for the tip.

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It's on,

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and there's 298 people.

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That's great.

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That's fantastic.

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Look,

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Francis was on the stream yesterday,

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under temporary release.

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I had to have words with him.

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One,

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because he was doing impressions of me on stream,

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which I didn't like.

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Two,

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he was saying,

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oh,

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it's not,

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it's not as good as YouTube.

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We can't stream on YouTube.

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It's,

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you know,

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there's not enough people coming in.

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I'm saying,

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Francis,

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what an insult,

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to,

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to people who,

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who make the effort to tune in.

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You know,

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they're here,

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they don't want to hear you,

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whining,

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like a,

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a little whiny pig.

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making,

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making noises and sounds,

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like that.

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So that wasn't you yesterday,

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it says,

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ab,

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ab seven ac.

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No,

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that was,

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I was there beside Francis.

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But you,

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but you're not watching the,

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the match.

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How are you getting on?

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Shcumberly in a hairy,

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Jap and,

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no,

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I won't say it.

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He made an account just for this,

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so I'd say hello to the name.

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You can't read that name out.

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It's not right.

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Pineapple,

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how are you?

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Ninja Gamer,

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how are you?

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Dealings going on,

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yeah,

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there's something going on anyway.

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I'm not sure.

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Downloaded Twitch for Francis.

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Thanks very much.

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Pushed an update to YouTube.

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Let people know you're on Twitch.

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I can't.

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Look,

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I was saying,

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it's,

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it's too much.

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It,

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sometimes it takes a lot out of me

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to be able to,

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look at this now,

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to pretend I'm on the phone

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if someone's there beside me now

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so it doesn't look like I'm,

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I'm mad as a bag of shticks on fire.

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Um,

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I was saying to Frano,

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yesterday,

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I was agreeing with him,

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should I say,

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that it,

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it takes a lot out of you

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to even sometimes,

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be getting over the hurdle

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or the jump

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to make it on to doing the old stream

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and you've,

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by that stage,

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you've done five things

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to make sure the stream's happening.

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That you're sending out messages

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and typing

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and this,

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that and the other.

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Maybe,

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maybe it's not,

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it's a blessing in disguise,

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this,

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because all it's been going on now

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is,

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we've filtered out,

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we've filtered out those who,

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who don't truly believe in the,

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in the project.

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I'm not saying it's a project or anything,

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but they don't believe in the,

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the idea.

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So I mean,

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what can you do about that?

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Newgate Baked Beans,

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how are you getting on?

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Shcumbelina,

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how are you?

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Post the Twitch link

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on Facebook,

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Tommy,

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says JG McP,

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2001.

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How the hell was JG McP,

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not even,

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how was that taken?

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So that you had to put 2001 on the end.

277
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,320
I'm not,

278
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,520
I'm not being funny with you.

279
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,560
I'm not saying that it's a silly name

280
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because you've got that number on the end.

281
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,380
I'm just asking,

282
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,940
was that name already taken?

283
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:40,340
Look,

284
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,240
got the notification,

285
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,180
says man in the shed.

286
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:44,740
That's great.

287
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,280
That's great.

288
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:45,940
That's fantastic.

289
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,060
Let me just see now.

290
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,720
make sure I have not missed anyone out here.

291
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,080
Thanks for the tip.

292
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,580
Captain Sack,

293
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:55,500
thank you very much.

294
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:56,600
Pineapple,

295
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,460
thank you very much.

296
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,140
Captain Sacks,

297
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,280
says if you turn off smart notifications on Twitch,

298
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,540
you should get the alerts all the time

299
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,320
when you go live.

300
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:04,380
Great stuff.

301
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,860
Get the wheels waxed,

302
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:06,140
Tommy,

303
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:06,700
while you're there,

304
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,340
says Pineapple.

305
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:07,840
We'll try,

306
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,520
but we won't try actually.

307
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,780
That's not what I'm here for.

308
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:12,940
Lonergan's for Scoops.

309
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,040
I hope you're getting on well.

310
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:14,640
You say how are you?

311
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,320
How are you getting on?

312
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,180
Not too bad myself.

313
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:17,500
Espresso.

314
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,700
Thanks for the tip.

315
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,880
Looks like I'll be getting an espresso soon enough.

316
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,380
Put the wind back into the sails.

317
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:23,840
Thanks for the tip.

318
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,920
That's after we've got this car well and truly buffed up.

319
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,640
I hope you're getting on well,

320
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,140
everybody.

321
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,080
As Brooklyn,

322
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:31,440
Loki,

323
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:32,440
thank you very much.

324
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:34,300
McKenna,

325
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,220
thank you very much.

326
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:35,640
Look,

327
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,820
I'll be back in two seconds.

328
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,220
I just have to get the washing machine ticket,

329
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,280
and then we'll be good to go.

330
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,300
I could bring you with the setup with me,

331
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,660
but I only want to dash in,

332
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,180
dash back,

333
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:51,820
and to do all that claptrap would be a waste of time,

334
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,700
considering the amount of time I'm actually going to be there.

335
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,820
Do you understand what I'm getting at here?

336
00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,780
I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

337
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:02,320
Thanks.

338
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,080
Ending the car package of bike's bike.

339
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,100
Thanks for the tip.

340
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,100
Thanks for the tip.

341
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:44,120
Thanks for the tip.

342
00:13:44,120 --> 00:14:14,100
Thanks for the tip.

343
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:44,080
Thanks for the tip.

344
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,080
The airtight engine fight fight.

345
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080
I'm under fire, I need fight.

346
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,080
We need to send in an air strike.

347
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,080
He does a break.

348
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,080
He does a break.

349
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:39,060
Thank you.

350
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:50,820
Thanks for the tip.

351
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,820
Thank you.

352
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,820
Thank you.

353
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,820
Thank you.

354
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,820
Thank you.

355
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,820
Thank you.

356
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,820
Thank you.

357
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:04,820
Thank you.

358
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,820
Thank you.

359
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,820
Thank you.

360
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:08,820
Thank you.

361
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,820
Thank you.

362
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,820
Thank you.

363
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,820
Thank you.

364
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,820
Thank you.

365
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,660
- You got a package?

366
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,820
Push the cover out of the sand.

367
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,380
- How's that color looking?

368
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,940
Get that color popped.

369
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,640
We're going doing a car wash now,

370
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,080
so I mean that's an experience in and of itself.

371
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:52,320
Just a little something to brighten up the Monday afternoon, you know?

372
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,700
Sweep away the Monday afternoon blues into the dush pan of pain.

373
00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:05,960
Then take the dush pan of pain and fuck the rest of that muck into the bin of forgotten dreams and broken nightmares.

374
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:13,860
Then when the bin men come to collect that, take this rubbish off.

375
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:24,480
When the broken nightmare men come to pick up the shattered dreams, I'll be there ready going, take her away lads. Take her away. And don't bring it back.

376
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:30,480
Take this thing to the fucking fly tip. And don't stop once. That's what I would say.

377
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:41,100
I got the notification. Brilliant stuff. Beautiful analogy. Great stuff. Just exactly the kind of stuff I need to keep going here. It's...

378
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:51,720
I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if it will. Look. I never said this would be easy. I never said it was going to be easy.

379
00:17:51,720 --> 00:18:02,340
But we're here now anyway. We need to make it work for the thing to happen. The thing being the car wash. So we stick the belt on. Are you ready for a car wash?

380
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:13,960
It's going to be a magnificent experience for the viewers. I almost wish I was just there with you watching this unfold. But should there be no one to drive the car?

381
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:25,580
You know, there would be nothing unfolding unless I... Maybe that's a thing. I could hire someone to do the stream. And then I would be able to just sit at home and watch the stream.

382
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:37,580
I best remember now to keep these ideas for myself because someone will fucking steal it. Just you watch. Everyone's stealing the ideas these days.

383
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:43,920
Car wash stream. Maybe I could hire a brand new tire.

384
00:18:43,920 --> 00:19:13,880
Tommy. Just to fucking be me when I'm not... You know, I'm not feeling it today. So you go and be Tommy for the day. Then see how that goes. That might be a goer. Let me just check there to see if there's any positive responses to that idea. It will work is the first thing I've seen. And it's in capitals as well. Capitalized. Brainslug, how are ya? Pump out the cream. We'll get to it.

385
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:41,740
It's not getting there. It's not cream season yet because we've been told that we can't take away pints are not allowed. You know, remember when the Taoiseach made that statesman-like address to the country that you can forget about take away pints. Do you know? It was a sad day when I heard those words, you know.

386
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:55,860
Sandra Joyce. Thank you very much. Bren Fu. How the hell are you? Thank you very much. Mind yourself hanging around with that Francis, you see, while the guards are watching him. Well, he's been thrown back in the cell at the moment. So, I mean, that's that. There's nothing much I can do about that.

387
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:16,800
He's going to be the charges. He's been held on terror charges. That's all I can say at the moment. Like, you know, there might, if there's another temporary release clause, then he will get it at some stage. We don't know when that's going to be. Until then, you'll just have to put up with muggins here. Going about his daily business.

388
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:32,480
Getting the car washed. Disposing of electrical goods. Eating fish. And that really does sum up the, you know, the totality of what goes on in my day-to-day life since the pubs have closed. There's not really a lot else I can do.

389
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:42,000
The bus has been taken away. And at some stage, I'm going to get that back. And it's going to be like driving a brand new bus. I'm going to be a brand new bus driver.

390
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:51,040
And I've changed. I've changed as well. You know, I used to be a little bit, you know, down in the dumps and giving out on the bus about life and the way things have gone on.

391
00:20:51,180 --> 00:21:01,720
And you know what? I think I'm a changed man now. I'm back to the old me, you know. I'm not, I'm, you can forget about takeaway pints. You can forget about takeaway Tommy.

392
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,220
Solid Tommy is here.

393
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,220
I wouldn't mind going back to being liquid Tommy as well, you know.

394
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,600
I do miss, miss the crack.

395
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,160
So it's, uh, catch 22.

396
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,560
You win, you win some, you lose some.

397
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:25,140
Uh, Gormanus Maximus. Thank you very much.

398
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,300
Scumbelina says buy some perfume for the car.

399
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:32,440
Not, not yet. I don't, I didn't realize you could smell what was going on in here.

400
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,520
Um, Anacondagese in the heezy. Thank you very much.

401
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,120
Let's get this car wash going.

402
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,380
At the car wash.

403
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,420
Wahoo, wahoo, wahoo, wahoo, wahoo, wahoo.

404
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,940
Initially promised by June.

405
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,620
An EU spokesman, Stefan de Kiersmecker,

406
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:55,220
said AstraZeneca has not been in a position to come up with a reliable strategy

407
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:58,000
to ensure the timely delivery of doses.

408
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,900
What matters to us in this case is that we want to make sure that there's a speedy delivery

409
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:07,260
of a sufficient number of doses that European citizens are entitled to.

410
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,040
Sounds like a dose himself.

411
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:15,260
So the commission has indeed started this legal action on its own behalf.

412
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,460
Schliegel, is it?

413
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:19,320
You'd want to watch out for the Schliegels.

414
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:21,920
They'll steal your chips.

415
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,060
They'll steal your slips.

416
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:33,640
He said it's legal, but because it's a continental accent, it sounded like Schliegel.

417
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,160
Thank you.

418
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,240
COVID-19 restrictions in Ireland in May.

419
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:43,540
On Thursday, the cabinet is expected to meet before making any announcement on the government's plan.

420
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:50,060
This evening, the government is expected a recommendation from the National Immunisation Advisory Committee

421
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:52,720
regarding the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

422
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,400
The Nyack are after you.

423
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,320
Did you hear the Nyack lads are after Johnson?

424
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,580
They want a piece of his Johnson.

425
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,300
A few of the Nyack boys were...

426
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,640
I've seen the Nyack boys the last night around town.

427
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:08,780
They were on the...

428
00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:09,960
They were taking the Pfizer's.

429
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,400
What's the fucking town come to?

430
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:15,200
Do you know?

431
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,860
Town has gone to pot altogether.

432
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,300
What's it, yeah?

433
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,860
If these Nyack lads...

434
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:21,860
Running around...

435
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,100
Causing shite...

436
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,520
Up all night...

437
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,340
On the Pfizer's.

438
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,140
And the Zeneca's in the next day for a...

439
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,700
You know, just to take the edge off.

440
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,540
Discussion behaviour altogether.

441
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,020
And I would...

442
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,020
Just...

443
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,400
Just like the...

444
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,100
The youth have been corrupted by mass media.

445
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,380
Rap music.

446
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,020
Bloody...

447
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,420
Bumping and grinding and doing all that kind of shenanigans.

448
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,900
And all these...

449
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:53,740
All these Hollywooders...

450
00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:55,740
They've been...

451
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,340
Corrupting the youth...

452
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,240
Their youth's minds.

453
00:23:58,340 --> 00:23:59,060
And now they're...

454
00:23:59,060 --> 00:23:59,740
You know, they're...

455
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,020
What happened to going out and kicking a ball with your friends?

456
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:04,560
Like, you know?

457
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:05,680
Sure...

458
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,320
Yeah...

459
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,820
Even that's off the table now with the Nyack boys.

460
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:10,460
Do you know?

461
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:11,940
They've stopped that going on.

462
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:15,500
Insanity.

463
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:15,560
Insanity.

464
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,500
When will it stop?

465
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,420
You know?

466
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:33,060
2,000 people had been fully vaccinated in the COVID-19 immunisation programme up to Saturday.

467
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:41,840
The European Commission has said its vaccine programme is on course to inoculate 70% of the EU's adult population by the middle of July.

468
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:48,980
And the National Public Health Emergency Team has said one additional death of a person with COVID-19 was reported in Ireland today.

469
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,120
400...

470
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,260
Do you know?

471
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,500
Sometimes you...

472
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,660
It is sad like...

473
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:58,300
But I mean, you need to switch the fuck off the radio because...

474
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,880
One thing I think we've learned from the pandemic is...

475
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:07,940
Being tuned in to media, TV, radio, newspapers, and then you've got the added...

476
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,040
Twist in the tail.

477
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,840
The added little sting in the tail of the internet.

478
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,160
Rabbithole.ie.

479
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,120
Rabbithole Central.

480
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,960
So the lesson I've learned is you need to switch the hell off.

481
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:31,860
Because, you know, then you'll be going into the social media groups and circles talking about what's really going on, you know.

482
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,960
And then those groups are ran by people who don't know what's going on really, do they?

483
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,440
I mean, maybe they've just seen someone saying, well, this is the way it is.

484
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:49,340
And then, you know, they've adopted their thoughts and opinions and started regurgitating it in their own fashion and...

485
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,560
Madness.

486
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:53,780
Madness.

487
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,720
But we'll get through it.

488
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,660
We'll get through it.

489
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,260
Thanks very much to Chris McBee.

490
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,660
I hope you're getting on well.

491
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,660
And Big Tripod, thank you very much.

492
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,440
And Owens Catalytic Converters, who tipped there.

493
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:13,080
I hope that's not a plug for a brand new catalytic converter business that started up, considering...

494
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,760
The guards busted a load of catalytic converter stealers there, actually.

495
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:24,900
I'm going to have to install a dash cam on the underside of the car so that...

496
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:28,180
If any catalytic converter thieves do try it on...

497
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,120
I've them dashed.

498
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,300
Dashed to the hilt.

499
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,940
Then we'll see who's catalysing.

500
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,320
That'll be the catalys then for a baiting.

501
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:43,900
So, stick their face up on...

502
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,300
And I'm going to go, this is the man doing the damage to the cats.

503
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,120
He needs converting.

504
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:53,120
I'll tell you this.

505
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:56,740
It's going to be some conversion.

506
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,400
It'll be some conversion when it occurs.

507
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,180
Fucker, it'll be catalysed!

508
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,820
Sorry, I do get a little bit wound up.

509
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:17,440
The reason I'm going to the car wash...

510
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,440
Aside from it being a unique, amazing stream experience for you, the viewer...

511
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Is that...

512
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:28,180
There's crow shite all over my car because it is the season of the crow...

513
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,440
Around town.

514
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:35,680
Remember yesterday, I was trying to do a stream where I was opening up the paper and telling you what's going on...

515
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,680
I couldn't bloody communicate with you over the sound of crow.

516
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,300
Crow go mad, crow go lula.

517
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,300
In the end, I just had to converse...

518
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,960
In cause, you know.

519
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,140
Quack, quack, quack!

520
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,040
That eventually got the message across...

521
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,040
And they flew away and then...

522
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,260
That was enough.

523
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,060
Did you hear the muffler on that joke?

524
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:06,520
There's a lad going around in a Japanese import.

525
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,600
He's got a massive spoiler on it.

526
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,100
Don't know what kind of car it is.

527
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,100
Looks like a Nissan.

528
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600
Thanks for the tip.

529
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,220
And it's got some bloody exhaust on it.

530
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:27,480
And he's got a dump valve going as well.

531
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,820
Just for added...

532
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:30,820
Effect.

533
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:35,020
Glad nominations seem to be working, you say, Christmas McBee.

534
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:36,620
Presume you mean...

535
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:37,940
Notifications.

536
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,800
Maybe get Francis to show you the old Twitter so you can let any stragglers know.

537
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Wouldn't be bothered posting anywhere else, you say.

538
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,180
Good luck.

539
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,320
That's my sentiment exactly, Chris.

540
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,760
And I gotta tell you something else.

541
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:53,240
Going to other sites and going...

542
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,080
Oh, would you come here?

543
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,740
Would you go there?

544
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,640
It's almost, you know, you're going out capping fucking hand.

545
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,740
The reality of the situation is...

546
00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:05,880
We've a nice little troika here.

547
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,300
There's a lot done.

548
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:10,640
There's more to do.

549
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,820
Let's keep the recovery going and all that schank.

550
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,020
Let's keep it here and see what happens.

551
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,440
There's nothing wrong with a bit of organic growth.

552
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,660
And what we really need now in these tried and tasted times and scenarios...

553
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:31,560
Is an organic grassroot solution to what's really going on.

554
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,980
I think we can do that, you know.

555
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,320
I don't know who said that, but...

556
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,860
It had a real good ring to it.

557
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,920
And I've been saying that up and down the town all day long.

558
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,900
And when you say that to people, they actually don't want to continue the conversation with you because...

559
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:53,740
Sometimes maybe they're perplexed because they don't understand what that means.

560
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:55,000
Other people are more like...

561
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,200
Other people are more like...

562
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,000
This guy's gone too far off the edge and he's started talking wild chat.

563
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,380
And then other people are just probably...

564
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:06,440
Fair enough, yeah.

565
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,920
He's into the grassroots.

566
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:08,960
Let him at it.

567
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,220
I'd like blues roots.

568
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,380
Roots bluesy music.

569
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,760
Like, you know, in the blues festival.

570
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Which is so sadly being taken away from us.

571
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:23,980
You know, COVID doesn't discriminate against tastes or fun times.

572
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,340
Like, you know, it just goes all in.

573
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:27,020
Says, look, lads.

574
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:27,800
We're here now.

575
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,360
That festival you wanted?

576
00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:30,980
Good luck.

577
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:32,900
Even if you're vaccinated.

578
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,340
I'm still here, lads.

579
00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:35,800
Still here.

580
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:43,040
But I hear the over 65s are on.

581
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,440
They're getting their jabs.

582
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:44,940
It's all done.

583
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,400
I mean, that's...

584
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,020
Looking good.

585
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,300
Flambeg and 9ml Jill.

586
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,500
Thank you very much, Steph.

587
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,040
Thank you very much.

588
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:51,900
Flambeg.

589
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:52,720
Flambeg.

590
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,940
And 9ml Jill.

591
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,300
She's a hot shot.

592
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:03,020
And Tanlan Sham.

593
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:03,620
Thank you very much.

594
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:07,040
Did you ever think about branding the car with Schlug Aaron Livery?

595
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,800
I did, yeah.

596
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:14,940
Do you know I did?

597
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:16,020
And I had a fella.

598
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:17,840
Down in Bohola.

599
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,580
Who said he was going to do it for me.

600
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,920
I drove all the way to Bohola.

601
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,600
And he wasn't there.

602
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,260
I rang him up.

603
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,720
And I got a voicemail.

604
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,020
And the voicemail just said.

605
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:34,160
You got caught out rapid.

606
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,620
I'm never going to paint your car.

607
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,200
When I hurt that.

608
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:39,760
Oh, the blood boiled.

609
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,260
What could I do?

610
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:48,280
I could combust in a car in Bohola.

611
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,580
You know, with people around looking at me.

612
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,700
Or I could just fucking drive on and forget about it.

613
00:31:55,900 --> 00:32:00,320
But that's another lesson in not to take or trust strangers on the internet.

614
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,160
Because I'd be driving the bus.

615
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,580
And there was a fella who kept on messaging going.

616
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:05,640
Tommy, Tommy.

617
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,080
I want to paint your car.

618
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,480
I've got this livery made up.

619
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,600
Showed me the fucking images.

620
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,660
And you know, the images were hosted on a separate image hosting site.

621
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:16,240
Like, you know.

622
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,020
There was no trail, you know.

623
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080
Because I went to the guards.

624
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,600
And I showed them the images and the JPEGs.

625
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:23,940
And they said, this is a...

626
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:25,160
We've...

627
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,140
We looked at it.

628
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,900
And we can't see that they're from your man.

629
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,740
And I said, but he rang me telling me this.

630
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,060
And they said, we've no proof.

631
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,200
It sure worked against his.

632
00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:37,420
And they even said, it sure worked against his.

633
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,000
But sure, we don't even know who he is.

634
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,700
Because you haven't told us.

635
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,660
I said, I can't tell you.

636
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,640
Because I don't know who he is.

637
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,180
Bloody hour and a half we were at that crack in the Gowder station.

638
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,820
This was pre-COVID as well, you know.

639
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,200
When they had other stuff to be doing.

640
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,620
But I made sure to hold them there.

641
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:54,620
Because I didn't feel like I was being treated like a...

642
00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:57,100
You know, a taxpaying member of society.

643
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,220
Stood there waiting for them to fucking download the images.

644
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,220
And said...

645
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:10,200
There's another book I know from Schligo who's doing...

646
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,680
He's the same lad who's doing the Tommy coin.

647
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,220
He said, Tommy, go back into that Gowder station.

648
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:18,100
With the images that you've downloaded on a bloody USB stick.

649
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,540
I was like, for fuck's sake I did.

650
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,280
And I said, then what?

651
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:22,960
What do I say to him?

652
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,240
He goes, tell those guards.

653
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:26,760
That they need to analyse the metadata.

654
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,600
Of the photographs.

655
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,260
So I was in there anyway.

656
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:34,040
Got them to look at the metadata.

657
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,120
They said nothing.

658
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,000
And they said, oh, wait a second.

659
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,660
There is something.

660
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,480
And there was a line in the info of the photographs.

661
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,140
That said, if you've found this Tommy.

662
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:45,560
If you've got this far, Tommy.

663
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,520
You're an even bigger tit than I initially anticipated.

664
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:50,640
Ha ha ha ha.

665
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,180
What brought you here anyway?

666
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,720
And who did it for you?

667
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,700
Because I know you can't...

668
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:57,480
It was a long sentence.

669
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,660
It was all one word as well.

670
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:01,420
Imagine my surprise having to read the fucking text out.

671
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,480
Did you get the guards to look at this as well?

672
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,500
Ha ha ha.

673
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,040
If so, how are your guards?

674
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:07,900
What's the crack?

675
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,000
You'll never catch me.

676
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:09,660
Good luck.

677
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:10,160
John.

678
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,420
He fucked up.

679
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,640
Because he said John was his final name.

680
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:15,540
So they have a John now.

681
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,860
They look through their database.

682
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,060
I said, get on to the database, lads.

683
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,020
I'm coming...

684
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,320
I'm going home now for the tea.

685
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,960
I'll be back tomorrow.

686
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:26,180
I want to see progress, lads.

687
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:27,180
I want to see progress.

688
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:33,000
I've been back every day since for 25 months.

689
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,200
And they said that they keep on telling me it's there.

690
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:37,960
It's on the backlog.

691
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,140
There's a backlog of work, Tommy.

692
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:40,280
We can, you know...

693
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,200
We've...

694
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,340
We'll get round to it when we can, you know.

695
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,440
We've not enough manpower.

696
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,320
Just yet another...

697
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,100
Another...

698
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,100
Craw...

699
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:51,980
In my crow.

700
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:55,320
About the way society is fixed.

701
00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:57,260
It's fixed for the people at the top.

702
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,600
Cream in the cream off the top.

703
00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,100
While Johnny bottom down here...

704
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,100
Well...

705
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,260
I'm left fending for myself.

706
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,180
But I'm glad to be able to get it off my chest on stream anyway, you know.

707
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,540
It's a bloody nightmare.

708
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:16,600
Let me see if we're still streaming here.

709
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,720
How are you getting on car wash machine?

710
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,420
Johnny onion rings, yeah.

711
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:30,820
I'm trying to see now if anybody...

712
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,120
John's dead.

713
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,500
He's dead just to take notice.

714
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:34,860
Great to see you on Twitch, Tommy.

715
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,220
John's been arrested.

716
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,640
500 billy-year-olds.

717
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,180
Really sticks in the old crow.

718
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,680
Would you get a supermax?

719
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,880
I'm not really into the supermax at the moment.

720
00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:47,940
I'd be more of a fish chip.

721
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:52,860
I've just been on a fish chip boon buzz.

722
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,740
A fish chip buzz for the last...

723
00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:57,240
I'd say a few weeks, like, you know.

724
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,220
But I tell you, if I'm going fishing chipping tonight...

725
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,000
They'd be none of this eating it...

726
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,900
Eating it with the bare hands like a savage.

727
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,880
I'm going getting cutlery.

728
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:16,240
Whether it's wood chip or plastic.

729
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,460
It doesn't matter.

730
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:19,240
I'm not a savage.

731
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,080
I'm civilized.

732
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:28,340
But I heard there's a fellow who's got a fish fan.

733
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,960
And it's meant to be the best fish and chips in mayo.

734
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,260
So we might even locate that guy...

735
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:39,760
After we get through this bloody washing machine.

736
00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:41,160
It's taking a while.

737
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,260
There's a queue...

738
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,700
Of cars here.

739
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,260
So we could be here waiting to get into the washing machine for another bloody...

740
00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,400
20 minutes.

741
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,200
You never know.

742
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,220
Stick the radio on, see if there's any tunes in.

743
00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:13,320
Now on Mad West, it's brand new music with Francis Higgins from Castle Town with Ronaway Gibbs.

744
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,080
Ronaway Gibbs, never coming back.

745
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,080
He had a rick of guns clawing at his sack.

746
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:25,280
He flipped a switch and he took off down the track.

747
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,320
Stuck a bat on him, he came and back and lashed.

748
00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:33,340
Bought a ticket for the Ronaway Gibbs.

749
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,340
Clad in leather like an S&M chin.

750
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,540
He took the bullet train to Dublin that night.

751
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,120
Train got stuck in lock for two of daylight.

752
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:50,620
I went to collect the gimp the very next day.

753
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:54,600
He told me that he might actually even stay.

754
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,560
What you call me for?

755
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,440
I just drove from Ballinare in my car.

756
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,400
Ronaway Gibbs, never coming home.

757
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,040
He's got a rick of guns after his dome.

758
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,440
He flipped a sweet fanny.

759
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,220
Don't like the language in the midlands.

760
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,440
Sorry.

761
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,860
Don't like the language in that.

762
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:23,300
Do you know what?

763
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:27,680
And it's yet again another example of how the new music that's coming out now,

764
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,760
it's corrupting the youth.

765
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,160
It's all swear words and it's all,

766
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:36,840
oh, look at me, I've got all this money and I'm doing this, I'm taking that.

767
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,580
It's not right.

768
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,360
It's corruption at the most basic level.

769
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,100
Like, you know, we're going on about the corruption up in government buildings,

770
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:50,660
but I think it starts on the bloody radio and the TV screen, you know.

771
00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,300
Let me have a look now.

772
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,600
400, no, that's great.

773
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,240
Welcome to the stream, everyone.

774
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,320
I hope you're getting on well.

775
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,720
Let's see here now.

776
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:20,760
You've got to play out, you've got to play out wished.

777
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,220
It's all whaps and gimps these days.

778
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:27,620
Yep.

779
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:33,320
Yeah, I mean, you've hit the nail on the head with that one.

780
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,020
All right, she's doing around you.

781
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:44,140
Okay, well, I hope you get to see your grandson quite soon.

782
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,860
David Navarro, a special envoy on COVID for...

783
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,040
David Navarro.

784
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,180
Is that the guy from that band?

785
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,420
And he's become a special envoy on COVID now.

786
00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:58,860
This year just...

787
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:02,740
It doesn't fail to get any weirder for me, I can tell you.

788
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,920
He was a guitarist, wasn't he, Dave Navarro or something?

789
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:10,860
It's been a really tough 12 months for Irish businesses.

790
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,380
Do you know, if it's not whaps and gimps,

791
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,120
bloody lads telling you how bad stuff is the whole time.

792
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:22,840
Good news, though.

793
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,760
Fucking hell, it's a lovely, lovely Ford ST here.

794
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:27,840
Maybe it's a body kit.

795
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:28,660
I think it's a body kit.

796
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,500
No disrespect, but I think it's a body kit.

797
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,560
Focus ST.

798
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:48,660
Gather.

799
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,820
The same sunrise that gives hope to those impacted by suicide each year.

800
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,720
Sorry about that.

801
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,560
Red hot chili peppers.

802
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:58,800
Jane's addiction, you were saying.

803
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:00,220
That part of who has...

804
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:04,220
And you...

805
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,740
Let me have a look now.

806
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,260
Any crack with you all, anyway.

807
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:07,960
What's the story?

808
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,740
Is the toaster still in the passenger seat, Tommy?

809
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:12,700
Steph, no, it's out.

810
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,340
It's in the back.

811
00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:17,640
I was thinking that maybe the microwave might make a good...

812
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,220
Because I didn't like the undignified way in which the tumster...

813
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:24,820
The toaster was thrown into the dumpster.

814
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,980
Maybe the microwave could act as some kind of receptacle.

815
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,580
Put it in and give it a bit of dignity.

816
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:36,100
A nice send-off, like, you know.

817
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:37,940
Thanks for the tip.

818
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:38,860
Like a casket.

819
00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:42,720
You know, electrical cash... goods for caskets.

820
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,940
Less than electrical casket for goods.

821
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,260
Casket for electrical...

822
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:50,580
For electrical goods would have seen better days.

823
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,720
As I said to you, the microwave...

824
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,260
It can still cook an egg.

825
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,100
It cooks a mean scrambled egg.

826
00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,660
A lot of people saying, Tommy, what are you doing cooking scrambled eggs in a bloody microwave for?

827
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:01,200
That's wrong.

828
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,420
It's not right when it's...

829
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:04,560
It's against the law.

830
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,260
But it isn't.

831
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,400
Actually, it's nice.

832
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,480
But then I was thinking last night when I was wide awake...

833
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,480
Two in the morning thinking, what's going...

834
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,480
What am I going to do with this microwave?

835
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:15,140
It stinks.

836
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:19,140
I was thinking, maybe it's all the eggs I've been making in it.

837
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,300
Because I try and then I wash the fucking thing out.

838
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,480
I even hung a few magic trees in there, like, you know.

839
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,180
Because I seen...

840
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,980
I watched the movie Seven the last day.

841
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,400
And there was a fella who stank.

842
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,700
And he just had a whole load of these magic trees, car trees in his gaff.

843
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,820
And the room probably smelled better after that.

844
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:44,020
But the look on Brad Pitt's face was one of disgusting.

845
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:46,940
As if he just smelt the most putrid thing ever.

846
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:51,100
So, judging by that, probably wasn't a good idea to be putting them in the microwave.

847
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,020
Nevertheless, it doesn't matter.

848
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:56,640
It still works, but look at it.

849
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,640
It's going to serve a better purpose now anyways.

850
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,300
As a cash kit for the toaster.

851
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,040
So, that's what it's all about.

852
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:13,360
My toaster is a bag of S-H-I-T, Tom.

853
00:43:13,580 --> 00:43:14,600
Says Ross Kemp, can you?

854
00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:16,460
Fly tip it for me.

855
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,120
I don't know.

856
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,420
We might do a bit of fly tip.

857
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,880
And one of the days, you know, when I've lost all respect for society.

858
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,560
And all self-respect for myself as well.

859
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:28,700
Self-respect for myself.

860
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,420
Who else would I have had self-respect for?

861
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,980
Then, you know, if I'm doing fly tipping on stream.

862
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,080
Then, you know, it's time to say in the chat.

863
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,660
Look, Tommy.

864
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,160
Give it a rest.

865
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,980
It's time you just left it alone now.

866
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:44,960
You've lashed it.

867
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,540
You'd be caught red-handed doing that anyway.

868
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:53,740
Thanks for that.

869
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:54,280
It'll be proof.

870
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:55,900
Evidential proof of you.

871
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:56,980
Doing it.

872
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,220
You'd have no comeback when faced with the judge and the jury.

873
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:11,280
Maybe if I wore a body cam, then I could fucking present the evidence of the body cam.

874
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:12,580
Actually, I'd have the live stream.

875
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:16,620
Then someone would probably have recorded that as well.

876
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,520
So the full yoke would be up on the thing.

877
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,760
Let me think about this now.

878
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,160
If I went and did a bit of fly tipping.

879
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,840
Live streamed it.

880
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:28,620
4K.

881
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,060
60 FPS.

882
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,900
Maybe I could switch the scene.

883
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,260
Enough times.

884
00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:45,920
Oh, I could tell you what I could do.

885
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,700
I could play Jimi Hendrix's all along the watchtower.

886
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,360
During the fucking stream.

887
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,080
Stream would be taken down.

888
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:57,280
Then I'd be able to have the footage.

889
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,480
I'd simultaneously record it.

890
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,000
Whilst doing the fly tipping.

891
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,800
Then when I get there.

892
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,120
To wherever it is.

893
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:06,120
The back house or beyond.

894
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,320
Fick the mattress into the bag.

895
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:12,600
Drive off into the sunset.

896
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,600
That would be my.

897
00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:19,220
Script proposal.

898
00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:21,280
For a film about a fly tipper.

899
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,760
In no way was that any.

900
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:29,880
Any proof of me.

901
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:30,500
Planning.

902
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,100
A potential fly tip scenario.

903
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,420
For the benefit of a.

904
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:38,700
A YouTube or a Twitch stream.

905
00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:40,560
That's not the crack.

906
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,540
That's not how I operate.

907
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:43,860
So as we're saying.

908
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:44,500
Like the guard.

909
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,740
The guards have the.

910
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,040
The body cameras now.

911
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:48,300
They've got their own.

912
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:48,880
Evident.

913
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,200
Evidential evidence.

914
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:50,900
To produce.

915
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,060
In front of the judge.

916
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,080
But they.

917
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:53,880
They can edit it.

918
00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:56,020
Well I might be able to edit.

919
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,460
My own evidential proof.

920
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,300
And say look.

921
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,180
And what I'll do is.

922
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:01,840
I'll get.

923
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:02,980
I'll get bloody.

924
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,600
The fella who's doing the.

925
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:05,920
The computer stuff.

926
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:06,280
For the.

927
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,460
The Tommy coin crypto.

928
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:08,720
I'll go.

929
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:09,780
Can you edit this video.

930
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:11,780
To make it look like.

931
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:12,380
I've.

932
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:13,600
Tucked the bloody mattress.

933
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,220
Out the bag.

934
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,140
He goes.

935
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:16,940
That's fine Tommy.

936
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,040
There won't be much editing.

937
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:18,680
In it.

938
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,780
I'll just play it backwards.

939
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,760
That's a good man.

940
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,920
And I suppose.

941
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:24,840
The prosecution.

942
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,500
Will probably go at me then.

943
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,180
You know.

944
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,620
Why would you do this.

945
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:30,260
You're.

946
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:31,460
You're walking backwards.

947
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,460
And you're talking backwards.

948
00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:33,180
And I say.

949
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:34,080
Sure.

950
00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,500
I'm entirely into doing all that.

951
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:36,920
Backwards talking crack.

952
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:37,500
Now you know.

953
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,500
Like when you played.

954
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,560
The heavy metal music.

955
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:42,040
Backwards.

956
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,280
You'd hear messages and stuff.

957
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:45,660
I'll say.

958
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,580
I was walking backwards.

959
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,580
Because it's just the way.

960
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:47,760
I'm.

961
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:48,840
I've done enough.

962
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,260
Fucking walking forwards.

963
00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:50,800
In my life.

964
00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:51,700
And I've done enough of that.

965
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,180
On stream.

966
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,300
I wanted to give the audience.

967
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,460
Something new to think about.

968
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:56,540
And.

969
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,620
We'll see how the prosecution.

970
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:00,940
Handle that curve ball.

971
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,780
Probably not a good idea.

972
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,460
To be giving away.

973
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:05,480
The tricks of the trade here.

974
00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:06,220
Before we get to.

975
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:07,160
Get the trial.

976
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:07,420
But.

977
00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:11,500
It's all going on.

978
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,760
It's all going on up there.

979
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,540
Of that.

980
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:15,940
Of that.

981
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:16,620
There is no doubt.

982
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:20,140
Shane.

983
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,220
Thank you very much.

984
00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:22,080
I hope you're getting on well.

985
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:22,420
You say.

986
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,500
Twitch isn't too bad.

987
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:23,700
Well.

988
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,080
I fucking think Twitch is okay.

989
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:25,640
At the moment.

990
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,160
We've got a nice little.

991
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:27,620
As I said.

992
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:29,120
A nice little troika going on here.

993
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,200
You know.

994
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:31,860
That's.

995
00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:32,540
That's all you need.

996
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:35,620
That's all you need in life.

997
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:36,800
The people.

998
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,320
The people who mind don't matter.

999
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:39,680
The people who matter don't mind.

1000
00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:49,160
Be nice to get the word out to everyone.

1001
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:51,800
Shane.

1002
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,500
Thank you very much.

1003
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:52,860
Robbie.

1004
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,740
Thank you very much.

1005
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:54,320
We.

1006
00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:55,120
We grape.

1007
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,300
Thanks for chats Tommy.

1008
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,040
Good to see you.

1009
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,580
Looking well.

1010
00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,880
And the Rona hasn't got you.

1011
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,320
Don't know how the Rona hasn't got me.

1012
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:02,860
To be honest.

1013
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,200
You hear a lot of people have.

1014
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:07,500
Have been struck down with it.

1015
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,700
How it hasn't managed to darken my doorstep.

1016
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,280
Is another matter entirely.

1017
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:16,020
Outbreaks.

1018
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,020
This, that, and the other.

1019
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,200
I was staying within the five kilometer radius.

1020
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,760
But I was definitely.

1021
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:24,620
Definitely.

1022
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:27,220
You know.

1023
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:28,900
Dying with death.

1024
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:34,480
Sometimes I'd visit the supermarket.

1025
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:34,780
You know.

1026
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:37,700
I'd run the next town over.

1027
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,640
And I looked the other day.

1028
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,480
I looked at the, uh.

1029
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:42,880
How.

1030
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,500
What the distance was for that.

1031
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,200
5.2 kilometers.

1032
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,640
Probably yet again.

1033
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,860
I shouldn't be announcing this to the wide world web.

1034
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,460
Because.

1035
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,560
Thanks for the tip.

1036
00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:01,960
There's clip boys now.

1037
00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:03,140
Dr. Clippenstein.

1038
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:04,140
Now that we're on Twitch.

1039
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,940
There's a load of Clippensteins being made.

1040
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:11,500
I could say something.

1041
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,740
I could be, I could be bearing.

1042
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,420
Wearing the heart on the, bearing the heart on the sleeve.

1043
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,300
Thanks for the.

1044
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,200
Bearing my soul.

1045
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,800
And then Dr. Clippenstein will come out of the woodwork going.

1046
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:23,600
Snap.

1047
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,580
I'll have that.

1048
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,620
I'm going to put that on a site.

1049
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,460
And put a misleading title on it.

1050
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,620
Tommy's talk.

1051
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,820
Tommy's going to dump mattresses in a bog tomorrow.

1052
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,460
Look at this.

1053
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,640
Twitch has now given the people the ability.

1054
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,320
To take the thing out of the context.

1055
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:39,400
To recategorize it.

1056
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:41,000
Which I don't agree with.

1057
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:45,760
But.

1058
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,560
It's a culture change.

1059
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,520
It's a culture shock.

1060
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:49,860
It says.

1061
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:50,240
You know.

1062
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,000
Sometimes you have to.

1063
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:53,060
We're next.

1064
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,200
Next in line to the throne here at the car wash.

1065
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,460
Sometimes you have to put yourself out of your comfort zone.

1066
00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:00,000
If you want to.

1067
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:00,280
You know.

1068
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:00,940
Progress.

1069
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,340
See a different side of life.

1070
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,320
A different slice.

1071
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:05,900
Of the pie.

1072
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:07,520
You want to.

1073
00:50:07,940 --> 00:50:08,980
Tuck into that pie.

1074
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,280
Have a taste of it.

1075
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,040
Ask yourself.

1076
00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:14,260
Do you like it?

1077
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,800
Is this the kind of pie I want to start eating every day?

1078
00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:17,700
If not.

1079
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:18,800
Put it away.

1080
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,620
Put it in the fridge.

1081
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:20,700
Save it for someone else.

1082
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,400
Your brother.

1083
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:22,900
Your mother.

1084
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:23,340
Your aunt.

1085
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:23,740
Your uncle.

1086
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:24,180
Whatever.

1087
00:50:26,380 --> 00:50:27,720
If it's your kind of pie.

1088
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,360
You're liking it.

1089
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,100
Mmm.

1090
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,760
Stick that in the Tupperware box.

1091
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,780
I'm having more of this tonight.

1092
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:39,960
Don't eat it too close to bedtime.

1093
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,920
Because you might give yourself a bit of a.

1094
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:43,620
Dicky tummy.

1095
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,620
Before you hit the sack.

1096
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,520
And I've noticed that.

1097
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,800
In the last year as well.

1098
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:51,920
I can't.

1099
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,420
I'm like.

1100
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:52,780
Yeah.

1101
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,120
I can't be fed after bloody.

1102
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:55,820
10pm.

1103
00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:56,560
I'm like a.

1104
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,540
A fecking gremlin.

1105
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,000
But I don't turn into a gremlin.

1106
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,040
But.

1107
00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,720
It feels like I've got a gremlin inside the system.

1108
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:08,260
Do you know.

1109
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,740
The stomach starts churning.

1110
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,640
And I'm making noises.

1111
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:11,160
And.

1112
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:12,960
It's harsh.

1113
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:19,980
Let's see here.

1114
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,340
I want to get a look at the chat.

1115
00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:25,420
Hot.

1116
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:26,160
Hot loads.

1117
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:26,900
Thank you very much.

1118
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,740
Never mind them.

1119
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:28,260
Bohola.

1120
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,080
Ludramans.

1121
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:29,440
Tommy.

1122
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,320
Thanks very much.

1123
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,440
If anybody knows John.

1124
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,060
Who has a bit of affection for Bohola.

1125
00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:37,920
And.

1126
00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:38,920
The funny thing is.

1127
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,100
He's a graphic designer.

1128
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:40,700
We know that.

1129
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,200
Because the images he uploaded.

1130
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,300
Were great images.

1131
00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:45,860
They were actually similar enough now.

1132
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,660
To images lads have uploaded.

1133
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:49,260
Of them playing Forza Horizon.

1134
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:50,880
And they've done sluggering.

1135
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,180
Liveries for their Corollas.

1136
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:54,960
And their hatchbacks.

1137
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:57,360
So.

1138
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,080
Yeah.

1139
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,280
John.

1140
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,320
Bohola.

1141
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,200
Graphic design.

1142
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:03,860
Do you know him?

1143
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:04,160
Have you.

1144
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,500
Have you heard anything about him?

1145
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,060
Maybe you know.

1146
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:06,940
Maybe you've heard.

1147
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,880
Overheard someone.

1148
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,440
Talking about him in passing.

1149
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:10,860
Get on to me.

1150
00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,040
Because that was the biggest kick in the teeth.

1151
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:13,780
I've ever had.

1152
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,180
When I read that metadata.

1153
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,100
That big.

1154
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,160
Fucking sentence.

1155
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,780
As long as the bloody human genome.

1156
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,320
Ross Kemp.

1157
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,160
Thank you very much.

1158
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:24,460
Tom.

1159
00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:26,180
Is it true you're the original model.

1160
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,040
For the face.

1161
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,320
On Billy Roll Ham.

1162
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,080
If so.

1163
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:31,760
How much.

1164
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,680
Did you get paid.

1165
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,580
And how does it feel.

1166
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,860
To consume your own face.

1167
00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:35,120
Look.

1168
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:35,640
I'm.

1169
00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:37,700
I'm going to take that.

1170
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,380
As a bit of a.

1171
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,500
An insult to be honest.

1172
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:39,860
Because.

1173
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,800
The Billy Roll Ham.

1174
00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:43,360
It's not a nice looking person.

1175
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:43,940
And in.

1176
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,260
In actual fact.

1177
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,340
It's meant to be a bear.

1178
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,500
So I mean.

1179
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:52,780
You know.

1180
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,440
I actually.

1181
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,800
Have a look at the mirror here.

1182
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,080
I thought my face.

1183
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,580
You know.

1184
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:58,580
I thought my face.

1185
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:58,600
You know.

1186
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,200
Was definitely.

1187
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,740
It's definitely too attractive.

1188
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:02,620
To be considered for.

1189
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,040
The role as Billy.

1190
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:04,780
Billy the Bell.

1191
00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:05,960
For the Billy Ham slices.

1192
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:08,480
Do you know.

1193
00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:10,520
The problem with putting.

1194
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,780
My face on the ham.

1195
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:12,500
Is that.

1196
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,680
You wouldn't want to eat the ham.

1197
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,340
Then it'd be like.

1198
00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:15,820
Eating the bloody Mona Lisa.

1199
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,280
Maybe they should put the face.

1200
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,000
Of the Mona Lisa.

1201
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,340
On.

1202
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,080
On a.

1203
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:25,760
A disc of bread.

1204
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,360
With tomato.

1205
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,500
And cheese on it.

1206
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,700
And call it the Mona pizza.

1207
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,720
You could have like a.

1208
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,760
Maybe a family of.

1209
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:36,820
Italian lads.

1210
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,000
On.

1211
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:37,760
In the adverts.

1212
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,120
You know.

1213
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800
They wouldn't even have to be.

1214
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,940
A real Italian family.

1215
00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:41,580
They could be like.

1216
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,680
Puppets or something.

1217
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,340
That isn't insulting.

1218
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:44,760
Is it?

1219
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,500
They could be a family of.

1220
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:49,460
Pseudo.

1221
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,780
Italian puppets.

1222
00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:52,180
Saying.

1223
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:52,640
Oh.

1224
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,240
Mamma mia.

1225
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:54,580
This pizza's.

1226
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:55,420
Class.

1227
00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:57,900
Give.

1228
00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:58,780
I want a pizza.

1229
00:53:58,900 --> 00:53:59,340
The action.

1230
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,700
Don't tell Da Vinci.

1231
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,840
That kind of crack.

1232
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:18,960
Again, ideas which I probably should keep upstream because there's a lot of copycats out there who are probably going to try and run away with the IP on that one.

1233
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:22,120
Cook Past Bartridge, thank you very much.

1234
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,360
Hope you're doing well.

1235
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,220
The world is treating you well.

1236
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:31,520
I'm not giving you too much guff and grief.

1237
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:44,100
Speaking of walking, any chance of a bit of fancy footwork?

1238
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,460
Look, if we can get it, we can get it, we can give you it.

1239
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,940
If we can't get it, we can't get it.

1240
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,080
That's as far as that conversation goes.

1241
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,340
Tommy Coyne Cake.

1242
00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:59,940
Renaissance ham, someone says about the Mona Pizza.

1243
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:06,600
Where is the Cessna parked up?

1244
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:08,760
It's in the hangar up at Knock Airport.

1245
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:14,900
I did have it under a sheet of tarpaulin out in Balavari Aerodrome.

1246
00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:20,200
But I was told to move on by a farmer who owns the land, apparently.

1247
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,880
I said I thought it was an airstrip open for the public.

1248
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,380
He said it is not.

1249
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,800
Get that feckin' plane off my land now.

1250
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:27,520
I've sheep to run.

1251
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:29,880
Ran me.

1252
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:30,960
We got ran.

1253
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,300
I had to fly back to Knock then and leave it in the hangar.

1254
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,340
Did you take the aerial off the car, Tommy?

1255
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,020
No, I didn't.

1256
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:46,120
Bloody hell.

1257
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,180
One moment.

1258
00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:50,760
I'll just take the aerial off the car.

1259
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:51,540
One moment, please.

1260
00:55:51,540 --> 00:56:21,520
Thank you.

1261
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:51,500
Thank you.

1262
00:56:51,500 --> 00:57:21,480
Thank you.

1263
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:51,460
Thank you.

1264
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:53,460
Thank you.

1265
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:55,740
Return of the sack.

1266
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:57,820
We're about to get into this washing machine now.

1267
00:57:57,980 --> 00:57:59,460
We've the aerial...

1268
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:03,560
I've the aerial taken off.

1269
00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:07,460
Whoever told me about that...

1270
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,240
Thank you.

1271
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:09,680
You're a man of substance.

1272
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,240
You're a man of taste.

1273
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:16,060
You know the crack when it comes to washing towels.

1274
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:27,180
How can I see what the stream is here?

1275
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,980
My stream.

1276
00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:31,380
Oh yeah.

1277
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:31,800
Viper.

1278
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,280
You need to come in there.

1279
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:39,320
Great stuff.

1280
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,300
Welcome.

1281
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,120
Welcome anyway.

1282
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:43,900
Here we go lads.

1283
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:44,400
This is it.

1284
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,200
It's wash time.

1285
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,100
Hold on to your seats.

1286
00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,240
This is about to get crazy.

1287
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,280
What are the young folk are saying these days?

1288
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:54,460
Cray cray.

1289
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,900
It's about to get cray cray.

1290
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:00,980
Cray.

1291
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,200
Watch out lads.

1292
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,120
It's about to get crayfish.

1293
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:10,940
Crayfish.

1294
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:12,980
Imagine they said that in the songs.

1295
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:16,800
Are we getting on?

1296
00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:17,980
It's just a machine.

1297
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,460
I always say hello.

1298
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:22,780
Sometimes I'm so used to ordering the coffees

1299
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,900
that I think that it's going to talk back to me.

1300
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,520
Christ.

1301
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:28,940
Wash.

1302
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:29,980
Wash systems.

1303
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:30,700
It says.

1304
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,180
Christ.

1305
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:43,520
Christ.

1306
00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:45,580
Christ.

1307
00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:49,060
Tesserk.

1308
00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:50,340
Christ.

1309
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:52,620
Tesserk.

1310
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,380
Funny that, isn't it?

1311
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,260
How it says Christ.

1312
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:58,660
Or is it Chris?

1313
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,320
Or Christy?

1314
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,200
Or Christy?

1315
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,800
Maybe there's some fella out there.

1316
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,780
Called Christ.

1317
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,060
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1318
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,680
I have a ball of the hammer up here.

1319
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:13,680
Okay, now we go.

1320
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,460
Maybe there's a fella out there.

1321
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:19,760
Called Christy.

1322
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,180
Who owns all this stuff.

1323
01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:40,660
We're good to go.

1324
01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:41,940
We're good to go.

1325
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,160
We're good to go.

1326
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,400
We're good to go.

1327
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,600
We're good to go.

1328
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,760
Forward.

1329
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:49,760
Stop.

1330
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,380
Engine off.

1331
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:59,400
I hope I'm in the middle now.

1332
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,960
Not in the fucking...

1333
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:01,700
Yeah, it should be okay.

1334
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,940
I wonder, did you see that display on that yoke that said Christ?

1335
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,780
Maybe it's a holy...

1336
01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:10,860
Maybe we're in a holy machine.

1337
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:11,420
Here we go!

1338
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:37,280
Thanks for the tip.

1339
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:47,080
Prepare to get blashed. I'm looking at it now. I'm watching what you're seeing. Wow, it's a great bit of splash on the side, isn't it?

1340
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:01,880
It's coming hard. It's coming heavy.

1341
01:02:08,380 --> 01:02:22,100
That's a soapy mixture now. It's going to work up a bit of a ladder. Here we go. Get ready. The rollers are coming.

1342
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:30,640
Here come the boys. Here come the boys.

1343
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,820
Let's get a picture of this.

1344
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,000
Wow.

1345
01:02:47,000 --> 01:03:01,740
Bloody hell. Wow.

1346
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,740
Wait till you see this. I have a video of it.

1347
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:16,040
Wow.

1348
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,540
Wait till you see this.

1349
01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:26,540
Bloody hell.

1350
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:28,560
Wow.

1351
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,060
Wow. Here we go, boys.

1352
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:32,440
Come on.

1353
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:32,440
Come on.

1354
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,540
Come on.

1355
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,900
Dyson we're dead. Oh no.

1356
01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:57,780
Loving it.

1357
01:03:59,200 --> 01:03:59,980
Just looking now.

1358
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:02,760
Seeing the chat. People are talking. People are chatting.

1359
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,660
Saying it's wet and wild. It's great.

1360
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:16,500
Mad man.

1361
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:20,160
Tommy streameth and lord taketh. Twin injustice.

1362
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:22,320
Turtle wax job.

1363
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,020
You clown.

1364
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:23,700
Lol.

1365
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,940
I met him before the car was dried.

1366
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,760
So you're a liar.

1367
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,040
I met him just before the car was dried.

1368
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,980
So you're a liar.

1369
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:34,780
Wet and wild.

1370
01:04:34,980 --> 01:04:35,720
Me wo style.

1371
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,300
How much was the wash, Tom?

1372
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:39,020
Seven euro.

1373
01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:42,960
Handheld car wash.

1374
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,980
That's the back getting taken care of.

1375
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,340
Macron show cactus rider.

1376
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,120
Thank you very much.

1377
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,620
Thank you.

1378
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:56,640
Thanks for me and the whole Macron crew.

1379
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,000
Streams are class.

1380
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:58,820
Thank you very much.

1381
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:01,960
Here we go, baby.

1382
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:03,420
It's coming on.

1383
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,320
And it's coming on thick and fast.

1384
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,080
It's a big, big lather.

1385
01:05:10,460 --> 01:05:11,460
It's shleppy.

1386
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:14,260
It's everything you've ever dreamed of.

1387
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,340
And imagined and more.

1388
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,860
Grab the car wash.

1389
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:32,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1390
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,280
Talking about the car wash here.

1391
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,060
That car wash.

1392
01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:41,060
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1393
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:43,360
Talking about the car wash here.

1394
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:45,300
Come on.

1395
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,300
Oh.

1396
01:05:47,300 --> 01:06:15,220
There's a water went down the wrong hole.

1397
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:20,460
We're getting vacuumized now.

1398
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,660
Check this out.

1399
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:26,060
Woo.

1400
01:06:36,620 --> 01:06:37,440
Fucking hell.

1401
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:41,940
That's a fucking head blown off me.

1402
01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:55,280
I got the hair blow dry there anyway.

1403
01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:01,680
Curl up and dry.

1404
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:04,740
McCarthy Buckel.

1405
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:05,640
Thank you very much.

1406
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:09,100
Seam of the sack.

1407
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:10,760
What's the crack?

1408
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,040
Thanks for the tip.

1409
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,200
McCarthy Buckel says,

1410
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:19,880
Can you say hello to Natalie?

1411
01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:23,080
She's watching intensely in Dublin.

1412
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:24,700
How are you, Nat?

1413
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:27,120
What do you think of that?

1414
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:30,340
Wash and dry job.

1415
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:37,620
Something different.

1416
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:38,200
Something different anyway, huh?

1417
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,660
Something different.

1418
01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:56,540
Channel.

1419
01:07:58,780 --> 01:07:59,780
Chat messages in the channel.

1420
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:00,660
Chat messages in the channel.

1421
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:05,720
We need less hot tub streams and more car wash streams.

1422
01:08:06,940 --> 01:08:10,100
How did you get almost 500 people to watch a car wash?

1423
01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:14,160
I don't know.

1424
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:20,600
It just must be the new, again it's the new stream.

1425
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,300
Now we go, we go.

1426
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,000
It's just a new way of streaming.

1427
01:08:25,140 --> 01:08:28,000
I'm breaking new ground like with the toaster the last day.

1428
01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:30,480
Now we're about to see toaster part two.

1429
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,480
Origins.

1430
01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:36,940
Toast harder.

1431
01:08:40,180 --> 01:08:41,460
With a microwave oven as well.

1432
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:55,940
Sure I'm looking good.

1433
01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:57,700
Sure I'm looking smooth.

1434
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,940
500 people watching the stream.

1435
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:02,940
You want to look smooth.

1436
01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:10,480
Thanks for the tip.

1437
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:17,240
The one thing I didn't like about this Twitch business now is that I think they make you watch a bloody advert.

1438
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,540
Before you get to watch the prime time car wash stream.

1439
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:29,180
Oh shit, the wing mirrors are fucked.

1440
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:40,540
I'll sort the, I'll sort that out when I get to the graveyard.

1441
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:55,560
I don't like that like, you know, the idea that someone's made the effort to come all the way to, click the link and come all the way to see you.

1442
01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:03,780
And, uh, you're faced with 30 seconds for an advert for some shite film that's out or something.

1443
01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:20,580
That's not my style.

1444
01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:23,080
And it's not Francis' style either.

1445
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:30,620
And it's not like, you know, we're not benefiting from that advert.

1446
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,060
That's, that's Papa Twitch.

1447
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,140
Selling your shite you don't need.

1448
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:39,500
Whereas,

1449
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,840
Mr. YouTube doesn't care.

1450
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,800
He just lets you stream and then that's that.

1451
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,880
Like, you know, if you want to play an ad, you can play an ad.

1452
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,200
But, sure, we never do.

1453
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:51,420
Never, never had to.

1454
01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:52,520
Never had to.

1455
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,600
Thanks for the tip.

1456
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,760
And there's no, there's no solution in sight.

1457
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:04,400
Hmm.

1458
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,480
Sounds very promising, doesn't it?

1459
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:15,160
You know, you can, uh, it's like throwing a fucking dart, putting the radio on where everything's just bad vibes.

1460
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:39,720
There.

1461
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:49,720
Right.

1462
01:11:49,720 --> 01:12:09,360
Let's get this bloody microwave out and show you what I'm made of. It's time to visit the graveyard again, lads. This time, there's going to be no tears. We'll get the fucking toaster gone.

1463
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:26,360
Packed up, boxed up, fucked off, sent away, big gig in the sky, little prayer, see you later, no tears, off for some fish and chips. Evening over. Cars clean. What more could you ask for in life? Fucking keys have gone down there now.

1464
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:37,360
Sorry about the chewing. There's probably a lot of chew noises going on, putting off people. Bit clacky.

1465
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,360
Bit clacky.

1466
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:50,360
Toe Sharda, thank you very much. Would you get Francis to set up a bot in the chat that just posts the tip link? Handy for everyone. Cheers.

1467
01:12:50,360 --> 01:13:05,360
I don't know how to set that up. Right now, I'll try and sort something out, but thank you very much for your tip. Dave, Dave Drave, thank you very much. Christwash 5000, you say.

1468
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:19,360
Truly was a wash from the gods. Joel Tom, thank you very much. The hell with YouTube, you say. Welcome to Twitch, bud. Make car wash streams great again. Well, thank you very much. Very encouraging.

1469
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:35,360
You're about to see something a little bit more somber now, but I'm willing to keep that car wash gusto in the step, you know. Not let things devolve to the way they were the last day. Sarah Snake, thank you very much. Some man, Tommy.

1470
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:44,360
And Sox Madden, says Gwan Viper. I'll tell Viper that. I'll tell Francis that the next day.

1471
01:13:44,360 --> 01:14:13,360
A big hello from myself, says Shane. Young Dylan and all the young fellas over in England. Hope you're keeping well, horse. I'm doing well now anyway since I've seen that, Shane. Young Dylan and all those lads over in England. Thank you very much. Right. It's microwave time. How do I do this now? It's microwave time.

1472
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:13,460
Amen.

1473
01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:15,460
Amen.

1474
01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:17,460
Amen.

1475
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:19,460
Amen.

1476
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,460
Amen.

1477
01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:23,460
Amen.

1478
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,460
Amen.

1479
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,460
Amen.

1480
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:29,460
Amen.

1481
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,460
Amen.

1482
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,460
Amen.

1483
01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:35,460
Amen.

1484
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:37,460
Amen.

1485
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:39,460
Amen.

1486
01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:41,460
Amen.

1487
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:43,460
Amen.

1488
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,460
Amen.

1489
01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:47,460
Amen.

1490
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,460
Amen.

1491
01:14:49,460 --> 01:14:51,460
Amen.

1492
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,460
Amen.

1493
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:55,460
Amen.

1494
01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,460
Amen.

1495
01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:59,460
Amen.

1496
01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:01,460
Amen.

1497
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,460
Amen.

1498
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:05,460
Amen.

1499
01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:07,460
Amen.

1500
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:09,460
Amen.

1501
01:15:09,460 --> 01:15:11,460
Amen.

1502
01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:13,460
Amen.

1503
01:15:13,460 --> 01:15:15,460
Amen.

1504
01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:17,460
Amen.

1505
01:15:17,460 --> 01:15:19,460
Amen.

1506
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:21,460
Amen.

1507
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:23,460
Amen.

1508
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,460
Amen.

1509
01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:27,460
Amen.

1510
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:57,440
The End

1511
01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:27,420
The End

1512
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:57,400
The End

1513
01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:27,380
The End

1514
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:38,580
Oh that's perfect

1515
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:40,880
Oh what a send away now

1516
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:44,800
What a send away that is for that let's see you later

1517
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,720
Look we gave you the sin we gave you the

1518
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,500
This is what you would have wanted isn't it

1519
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,660
Fucking brilliant

1520
01:17:52,660 --> 01:17:56,520
Sometimes I love it when a plan just comes together you know

1521
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,520
*clap*

1522
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,520
*clap*

1523
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,520
*clap*

1524
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,520
*clap*

1525
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,520
*clap*

1526
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,520
*clap*

1527
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:36,500
*sad music*

1528
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:56,060
Some nice stuff here as well. Look at that. Some amount of grease on that. Just make sure here and see if the stream is still going because I'm awful weary that it's stopped mid-stream you know.

1529
01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,900
*sad music*

1530
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:05,120
Connect, drag in. Yep, we're still on, we're still on. Great stuff, great stuff. That's what we got here.

1531
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,120
*sad music*

1532
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:12,120
You wanted this? You wanted a bit of that? Here we go.

1533
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,120
*sad music*

1534
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:19,120
*sad music*

1535
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,120
*sad music*

1536
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,120
*sad music*

1537
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,120
*Tonk*

1538
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,120
Nice chili!

1539
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,120
What the hell is that?

1540
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,120
Looks a bit suspect, doesn't it?

1541
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,120
*Tonk*

1542
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,120
Bollocks!

1543
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,120
What the hell is that? Is there a mix?

1544
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,120
Mixing dash or something?

1545
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:26,120
See you later, man!

1546
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,120
*Ding*

1547
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,120
*Ding*

1548
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,120
*Ding*

1549
01:20:32,120 --> 01:21:02,100
I don't know.

1550
01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:32,080
I don't know.

1551
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:32,520
Danger.

1552
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,200
Danger horse.

1553
01:21:35,200 --> 01:22:05,180
Thank you.

1554
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:35,160
Thank you.

1555
01:22:35,160 --> 01:23:05,140
Thank you.

1556
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:07,140
Thank you.

1557
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:09,820
Now, was it worth the lack of sleep, Paul?

1558
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:11,580
Some of the night, Sean.

1559
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,700
Doesn't sound too impressed, whoever he is, anyway.

1560
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,600
We'll get back on now and see.

1561
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,760
Anyway, that was the toaster.

1562
01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:20,580
Gone, but not forgotten.

1563
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:23,860
And the microwave as well.

1564
01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:29,060
Look, when something smells is that bad, it's hard to feel that sorry for it when it's gone.

1565
01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:32,260
I'm glad I'll never have to smell that again, to be honest.

1566
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,780
Let me just see now, see if you still watched it.

1567
01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:37,840
Did everybody...

1568
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:41,380
Let me see now, is the stream still even gone?

1569
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:46,200
I should put Nick on my lower lip.

1570
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,240
Bloody hell.

1571
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:51,580
What the hell is that?

1572
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:54,880
Anything good in the papers?

1573
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,220
I have no paper with me.

1574
01:23:56,940 --> 01:23:57,980
It's time for a bit of fish.

1575
01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:00,940
Rushed in pieces.

1576
01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:02,780
Did everyone see the final send-off?

1577
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:03,900
That was emotional, yeah.

1578
01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:06,080
Popping to archways.

1579
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:06,800
It's not open.

1580
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:14,740
Okay.

1581
01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:16,340
Ash bestas on the lip.

1582
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:20,660
Great stuff.

1583
01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:25,260
Now, what was I going to do there just a moment ago?

1584
01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:25,640
Oh, yeah.

1585
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:26,300
Ring the fish.

1586
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:27,600
Need to ring the fish now.

1587
01:24:27,740 --> 01:24:28,020
Let's see.

1588
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:43,700
Hello, Manuel.

1589
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:45,540
How are you doing?

1590
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:46,800
Can I have fish and chips, please?

1591
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:49,820
Yeah, what's your name?

1592
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:50,980
Tommy.

1593
01:24:50,980 --> 01:24:51,580
Tommy.

1594
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:53,700
Tommy.

1595
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:56,440
That's it.

1596
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,320
Okay, salt and vinegar?

1597
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,080
Plenty of salt, plenty of vinegar, please.

1598
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:03,660
Plenty of both, yeah?

1599
01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:04,720
Yes, please.

1600
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:06,580
Yeah.

1601
01:25:06,780 --> 01:25:07,700
Small or large chips?

1602
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,880
We'll go large, please.

1603
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:11,200
Sure, yeah.

1604
01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:12,420
Perfect.

1605
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:12,820
Some minutes?

1606
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,780
Yeah, and have you the BBC as well?

1607
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,080
Which one?

1608
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,000
Big bottle of Coke.

1609
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:37,880
yes please thank you good luck bye bye we're in let me see here now

1610
01:25:47,820 --> 01:26:13,820
who trusted us with her beautiful book to our brilliant cinematographer Joshua James Richards and to the entire Nomadland company we want to show our deepest gratitude to Linda May Swanky Bob Wells Swanky's after you Swanky August Bob Mills we go for a little flyby hole here

1611
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:22,780
one last look at the big time

1612
01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:31,220
there is sitting on top there see you later big guy

1613
01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:35,260
take it handy up in the big gig in the sky

1614
01:26:35,260 --> 01:26:37,220
good luck

1615
01:26:45,460 --> 01:26:51,600
there a moment ago

1616
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:57,740
great stuff

1617
01:26:57,740 --> 01:27:04,740
great stuff

1618
01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:10,880
are we live?

1619
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:10,880
good channel

1620
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:17,020
great stuff

1621
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:19,020
great stuff

1622
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:25,020
are we live?

1623
01:27:25,020 --> 01:27:26,020
are we live?

1624
01:27:26,020 --> 01:27:52,340
Oh yeah. Grand stuff right. Fish time. Where the hell we're gonna eat this fish.

1625
01:27:52,340 --> 01:28:12,220
Winner. And although in the best actress category, you know, Kerry Mulligan definitely would have had a shout and would have been a worthy winner. I think you couldn't go by an adornous performance.

1626
01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:28,540
And as well as the review, we will be hearing from Chloe Zhao tomorrow evening on the programme as well. So looking forward to that enormously. The big surprise came in the Chadwick Boseman non-winner of the best actor category. Everyone was expecting him to win for Ma Rainey's Black Bottom.

1627
01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:31,100
I don't mean to be cruel, but...

1628
01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:32,200
Black Bottom.

1629
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:42,100
Tosh Tarder, thank you very much. And Jukebox Connors, thanks for having me. Can you give a shout out to Kitty Michaels on her birthday? Happy birthday, Kitty. I hope you're getting on well and you're having a good one.

1630
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:59,540
Long time viewer, first time listener. Captain Zach, thanks very much. Balan R. Sham. Shout out to Lisa and Paddy, who are severely sunburned from Saturday. I hope you're getting on okay. A bit of Savlin. Should do the trick there.

1631
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:10,780
Young Dylan, thank you very much. Tommy, just wanted to say you're looking fair sharp with the jacket. I hope the wife and Wayne's aren't giving you too much bother, but sure, look, you know yourself. Thank you very much.

1632
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:18,700
And that Bell and Hashem, yeah. Thanks very much, lads. Hope you're getting on well. It's time for a bit of fish.

1633
01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:30,480
Yarkin Phoenix said the Academy accepts this award on your behalf and everybody went home.

1634
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:38,020
Bit of a damn script at the end of the line. I'm delighted, though, for Daniel Kelly, for Judas and the Black Messiah. I mean, that's a well-deserved...

1635
01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:42,020
Technically, I suppose it is a... There are two kind of lead character.

1636
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:50,640
...decision that it's for the betterment of this that Giggs isn't involved.

1637
01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:53,520
Yeah, well, it would have brought unwanted attention straight away.

1638
01:29:53,640 --> 01:30:00,880
Yeah, true, true. Especially now, especially at the moment. But, like, that's going to be... You're going to have your Pete Rose kind of cases whereby Pete Rose wasn't in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

1639
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:06,760
I don't think he still is in the Baseball Hall of Fame over his career indiscretions, which I believe are involved around gambling.

1640
01:30:07,580 --> 01:30:08,580
So you're going to have situations...

1641
01:30:08,580 --> 01:30:18,120
BillyBet247, check it out. It's a brand new app, which is powered in the stream. I don't know if you saw yesterday's soccer.

1642
01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:30,540
But Francis is really big into the BillyBet247. It's great. And it's a like, share, and retweet it for a chance to win a new weekly ACA.

1643
01:30:30,540 --> 01:30:36,040
If you've got an ACA for the ages, then get onto Billy. Billy's got you covered. Billy's got your back.

1644
01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:40,040
You could be in with a chance of getting yourself Billy-rolled with the Billy-roll over.

1645
01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:44,340
The shades are behind me. Oh, they've gone.

1646
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:52,720
I'm not fine to run in with those guys. Not after the weak friends is here.

1647
01:30:58,720 --> 01:30:59,400
Lovely evening.

1648
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:07,400
I think the camera might be just a little bit off-piste. There we go.

1649
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:18,620
I'd love to have the tunes on the radio, but I hear that Twitch is even more restrictive in that regard than YouTube,

1650
01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:25,580
because you'll be playing a few tunes, and they'll take your stream down, and they'll stop you in your tracks, and you're done for then.

1651
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:31,500
Not good. Not good. Not good in the slightest.

1652
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,680
I'm going at the back. I'm going at the back.

1653
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:53,500
Taking Billy-roll. Catching all the flack. Got a Billy- got a lovely like a Billy-roll in the gaff.

1654
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,500
Back for sandwiches.

1655
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:56,500
Sandwiches.

1656
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1657
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1658
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1659
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1660
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1661
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1662
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:02,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1663
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:03,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1664
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:04,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1665
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1666
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1667
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:07,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1668
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1669
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1670
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:10,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1671
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1672
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1673
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1674
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1675
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:15,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1676
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:16,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1677
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1678
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:18,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1679
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:19,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1680
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:20,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1681
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:21,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1682
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1683
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:23,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1684
01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:24,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1685
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1686
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1687
01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:27,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1688
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1689
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1690
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:30,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1691
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:31,500
He can Billy-roll in the gaff.

1692
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1693
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:33,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1694
01:32:33,500 --> 01:32:34,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1695
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:35,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1696
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:36,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1697
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:37,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1698
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1699
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:39,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1700
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:40,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1701
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1702
01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:42,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1703
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1704
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:44,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1705
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1706
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1707
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:47,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1708
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1709
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:49,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1710
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:50,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1711
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:51,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1712
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1713
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:54,500
I'm not sure.

1714
01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:55,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1715
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:56,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1716
01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:57,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1717
01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1718
01:32:58,500 --> 01:32:59,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1719
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:00,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1720
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:01,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1721
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:02,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1722
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:03,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1723
01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:04,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1724
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1725
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:06,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1726
01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:07,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1727
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:08,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1728
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:09,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1729
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:10,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1730
01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1731
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:12,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1732
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:13,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1733
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:14,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1734
01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:15,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1735
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,500
He can fish with me somewhere else.

1736
01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,500
I'll do.

1737
01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:23,500
I'll just consult the chat there.

1738
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:27,500
See if you have any nice suggestions for how I consume this fish and chip.

1739
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:30,500
Where, who, what, where, why and when.

1740
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:32,500
Comrade Cactus, thank you very much.

1741
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:33,500
9 to 4.

1742
01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:34,500
How are you Tommy?

1743
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,500
I'm not doing too bad, Shane.

1744
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:37,500
I love you and I'll leave you.

1745
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,500
I have the cousin in Holland now on about something called shtuck.

1746
01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:45,500
Sure, I wouldn't have a notion what he's chatting about, but you're looking sharp in the bro.

1747
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,500
Sharp in the brogues.

1748
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:47,500
Good man.

1749
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:48,500
Thanks very much, Shane.

1750
01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:49,500
Hot loads.

1751
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,500
Again, thank you very much.

1752
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:52,500
Would you do a military tactics stream?

1753
01:33:52,500 --> 01:33:53,500
Whoa!

1754
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:57,500
Now that is an idea that just pops you in the face between the eyes.

1755
01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:58,500
What an idea.

1756
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:01,500
The benefit of your experience in the Congo.

1757
01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:02,500
Fucking hell man.

1758
01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,500
What an...

1759
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:04,500
We need to find...

1760
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:05,500
Where would I be able to do that?

1761
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:06,500
Where's Besht?

1762
01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:08,500
I'm not talking paintballing.

1763
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:10,500
I just want somewhere where there's like an assault course.

1764
01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:11,500
I'll bring the weapons.

1765
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:12,500
I'll do the weapons.

1766
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,500
I'll take care of that.

1767
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,500
Thanks for the tip and the idea.

1768
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:21,500
Let me see now.

1769
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:22,500
Twitch.

1770
01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:23,500
TurboCard.

1771
01:34:23,500 --> 01:34:24,500
BBB.

1772
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:24,500
Any tier one operator knows how to stay nourished with a nice face.

1773
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:25,500
Will you be jumping into season three of Warzone?

1774
01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:25,500
Francis downloaded it there.

1775
01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:34,500
But he's in jail so he can't play it.

1776
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:35,500
He told me that the color scheme has gone beyond the joke.

1777
01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:36,500
And that they've ruined the game.

1778
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,500
So I'm not particularly too sure about that.

1779
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:37,500
Don't forget the knife and fork.

1780
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:37,500
Army barracks in Renmore just breaking at night.

1781
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:38,500
The roof of the shiny cow.

1782
01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:39,500
Shwanky life.

1783
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:40,500
Shwanky life.

1784
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:41,500
And that's not the nice face.

1785
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:42,500
Will you be jumping into season three of Warzone?

1786
01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:48,040
He told me that the colour scheme has gone beyond the joke and that they've ruined the game.

1787
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,440
So I'm not particularly too sure about that.

1788
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:53,840
Don't forget the knife and fork.

1789
01:34:57,180 --> 01:34:59,800
Army barracks in Renmore just breaking at night.

1790
01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:04,140
The roof of the shiny cow.

1791
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,340
Schwanky life.

1792
01:35:11,220 --> 01:35:13,140
Oh yeah, I need to put the aerial on as well.

1793
01:35:14,700 --> 01:35:17,100
With the aerial and the feck in there.

1794
01:35:18,580 --> 01:35:20,220
The bloody mirror needs adjusting.

1795
01:35:30,780 --> 01:35:32,340
Trying to think now where I'd take it.

1796
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,480
Okay, there's no point sitting around in here waiting.

1797
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:43,080
Let's just go get the fish and go.

1798
01:35:43,080 --> 01:36:13,060
Thank you.

1799
01:36:13,060 --> 01:36:43,040
Thank you.

1800
01:36:43,040 --> 01:37:13,020
Thank you.

1801
01:37:13,020 --> 01:37:43,000
Thank you.

1802
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,000
Thank you.

1803
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000
Thank you.

1804
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,000
Thank you.

1805
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,000
Thank you.

1806
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:53,000
Thank you.

1807
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,000
Thank you.

1808
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,000
Thank you.

1809
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,000
Thank you.

1810
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:01,000
Thank you.

1811
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,000
Thank you.

1812
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,000
Thank you.

1813
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,000
Thank you.

1814
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:09,000
Thank you.

1815
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:19,000
so

1816
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:33,000
so

1817
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:47,000
yes

1818
01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:01,000
please

1819
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:29,000
thank you very much

1820
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:57,000
do you know what i'm feeling like it's just another day for the alley

1821
01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:01,000
i enjoyed the alleyway fishing shape the last day

1822
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:05,000
and i think it could be another day for the alleyway again

1823
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:15,000
kind of gorilla fishing chipping

1824
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:29,000
it's becoming a routine at this stage

1825
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:37,000
i went large on the coke as well because

1826
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,000
you know i might

1827
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,000
i'll drink the race for the little bit later on

1828
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:45,000
and give it to the cat or something

1829
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:55,000
i think

1830
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:55,000
i think

1831
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:55,000
i think

1832
01:40:55,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1833
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1834
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1835
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1836
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1837
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1838
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:05,000
i think

1839
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:15,000
there's the electricity car i was talking about there

1840
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:25,000
there's a cat over there

1841
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:55,000
sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsips

1842
01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:57,000
Maybe over here.

1843
01:41:57,000 --> 01:42:12,000
There's a background here, I'd say. Anyway.

1844
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:37,000
Crows. It's high crow season.

1845
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:57,000
Crows.

1846
01:42:57,000 --> 01:43:02,000
Crows.

1847
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:12,000
Crows.

1848
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:14,000
Crows.

1849
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:16,000
Crows.

1850
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:18,000
Crows.

1851
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,000
Crows.

1852
01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:22,000
Crows.

1853
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:34,000
Crows.

1854
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,000
Crows.

1855
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:38,000
Crows.

1856
01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:48,000
Crows.

1857
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,000
Crows.

1858
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:52,000
Crows.

1859
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:54,000
Crows.

1860
01:43:54,000 --> 01:44:08,000
Crows.

1861
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:11,000
I like this spot because it's like Venice.

1862
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:40,980
I like this spot because it's like a place where I'm going.

1863
01:44:40,980 --> 01:45:10,960
I like this spot because it's like a place where I'm going.

1864
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:17,960
I like this spot.

1865
01:45:17,960 --> 01:45:22,960
You've got the scenery.

1866
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:24,960
You've got the scenery.

1867
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:27,960
You've got the sun.

1868
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:30,960
You've got the meal, the cuisine, fine cuisine.

1869
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:34,960
It's everything you want and more.

1870
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:49,960
You see the little cat down there?

1871
01:45:49,960 --> 01:46:01,960
Look at that tender chunks.

1872
01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:13,960
You've got the little chunks.

1873
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:28,960
You've got the little bit of a little bit.

1874
01:46:28,960 --> 01:46:29,960
You've got the little bit of a little bit.

1875
01:46:29,960 --> 01:46:31,960
You've got the little bit of a little bit.

1876
01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:33,960
You've got the little bit of a little bit.

1877
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:35,960
You've got the little bit of a little bit.

1878
01:46:35,960 --> 01:47:00,840
Look at this here, isn't this? Isn't that something?

1879
01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:13,240
That's a Cadbury's Champ wrapper floating down the canal. It's like Venice, it's like Venice

1880
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:25,720
on a hot Tuesday night, even though it's Monday. It's only 12 degrees out.

1881
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:37,720
*Clears*

1882
01:47:37,720 --> 01:47:49,720
*Clears*

1883
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:54,760
I made a quick check of the chat there to read your messages because I don't know if

1884
01:47:54,760 --> 01:48:01,660
everyone up the stream is even still going on. Maybe I've been eating fish. No one's been

1885
01:48:01,660 --> 01:48:12,660
even watching it. The Irish Riviera. Great stuff so you can see it. This man can eat.

1886
01:48:12,660 --> 01:48:19,380
Brilliant. No sauce is a disgrace. Look, it's a compliment to the restaurant and the establishment

1887
01:48:19,380 --> 01:48:49,040
that they've managed to make a fish and chip so delicious that you really only need the salt and vinegar. You don't need any sauce on it. That cat is

1888
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:51,180
down there giving me the stink eye. I don't like the look of her.

1889
01:49:18,700 --> 01:49:48,680
Thank you.

1890
01:49:48,680 --> 01:50:18,660
Thank you.

1891
01:50:18,660 --> 01:50:48,640
Thank you.

1892
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:50,640
Thank you.

1893
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:50,640
Thank you.

1894
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:52,640
Thank you.

1895
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:54,640
Thank you.

1896
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:54,640
Thank you.

1897
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,640
Thank you.

1898
01:50:56,640 --> 01:51:01,480
Soon, you'll be able to have fun again, but not in the same way that you'd want to have it.

1899
01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:06,160
In the meantime, remember to stay tuned to all state broadcast media.

1900
01:51:06,780 --> 01:51:12,600
And when you're done with that, remember to go online and find groups and social media circles

1901
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:15,640
run by people who don't have a clue of what's going on either.

1902
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:19,380
They'll provide you with the information that they think you need to know.

1903
01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:23,700
Once you've done with that, check back in on the stream on Twitch,

1904
01:51:23,920 --> 01:51:26,740
because you might not have been alerted to the stream,

1905
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:30,000
purely because the notification system is confusing.

1906
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:34,780
Smart notifications, you would think, would be smart enough to know to alert you,

1907
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,060
but that's not the case.

1908
01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,360
Remember to stay within your bubble and check back regularly.

1909
01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:42,900
Regularly.

1910
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:47,180
It turns out that regularly is a hard word to say sometimes,

1911
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:52,360
but maybe if you don't think about it and just say it regularly enough, it sounds okay.

1912
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:53,600
I don't know.

1913
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:55,820
We are getting there though.

1914
01:51:56,220 --> 01:51:58,420
That's definitely not up for debate.

1915
01:51:59,140 --> 01:52:04,080
Another thing that isn't up for debate is that Ireland's vaccination program is well underway.

1916
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:07,780
I think the over 65s might be all nearly done.

1917
01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:09,220
Maybe they're not though.

1918
01:52:09,340 --> 01:52:10,540
I don't know anymore.

1919
01:52:11,180 --> 01:52:13,680
Perhaps one of the biggest lessons we've learned in the pandemic

1920
01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:18,600
is that being tuned in to TV, radio and the internet all the time isn't healthy.

1921
01:52:18,980 --> 01:52:21,460
So remember to switch off and take a break.

1922
01:52:21,940 --> 01:52:24,700
And then once you've done, hop straight back on.

1923
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:27,240
There's a good chance there'll be a stream on.

1924
01:52:27,820 --> 01:52:31,520
Check the Twitch and remember to click notifications on.

1925
01:52:31,960 --> 01:52:33,960
But don't click smart notifications.

1926
01:52:33,960 --> 01:52:35,960
*BEEP*

1927
01:52:35,960 --> 01:52:39,960
*whispers*

1928
01:52:43,960 --> 01:52:45,960
*whispers*

1929
01:53:00,960 --> 01:53:02,960
You okay?

1930
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:04,960
*whispers*

1931
01:53:21,960 --> 01:53:26,960
I was thinking there maybe I'd save a bit of fish for the cat but I just ate it all.

1932
01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:32,960
*whispers*

1933
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:42,960
Sorry now if the stream went off for a bit because I was so into the fish that I fucking didn't even realise that I might have knocked it off of the camera.

1934
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:46,960
I might have disconnected from the wifi or something like that.

1935
01:53:46,960 --> 01:53:48,960
*whispers*

1936
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:48,960
*whispers*

1937
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:49,960
*whispers*

1938
01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:50,960
*whispers*

1939
01:53:50,960 --> 01:54:18,400
Apologies to anyone who was watching there.

1940
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:40,400
If you got disconnected, I don't know how long you would have been disconnected for.

1941
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:52,400
There's another enemy now.

1942
01:54:52,400 --> 01:55:04,400
I'm not going to be able to get a little bit of a gun.

1943
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:16,400
It's good to keep the place tidy and clean.

1944
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:36,400
You need to have a bit of pride in your civic town, yet you live in a bit of civic duty.

1945
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:48,400
That's not good.

1946
01:55:48,400 --> 01:56:00,400
That shows a complete and utter disregard for the civic pride.

1947
01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:12,400
You can't do it.

1948
01:56:12,400 --> 01:56:16,400
You can't do it.

1949
01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:30,400
You can't do it.

1950
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,400
You can't do it.

1951
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:34,400
You can't do it.

1952
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:50,400
You can't do it.

1953
01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:52,400
You can't do it.

1954
01:56:52,400 --> 01:57:13,360
What's the story?

1955
01:57:13,360 --> 01:57:16,640
I bought it in Tesco.

1956
01:57:17,000 --> 01:57:18,240
Yeah.

1957
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:20,300
They're sold out.

1958
01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:21,060
They're sold out.

1959
01:57:21,060 --> 01:57:23,240
I got the last one.

1960
01:57:27,300 --> 01:57:29,060
I can do the opposite of the moonwalk.

1961
01:57:29,140 --> 01:57:30,120
It's called the sunwalk.

1962
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:34,120
Look.

1963
01:57:34,120 --> 01:58:04,100
Thank you.

1964
01:58:04,100 --> 01:58:34,080
Thank you.

1965
01:58:34,080 --> 01:59:04,060
Thank you.

1966
01:59:04,060 --> 01:59:06,060
Thank you.

1967
01:59:06,060 --> 01:59:09,120
Hopefully the stream is still going.

1968
01:59:13,540 --> 01:59:14,220
Great stuff.

1969
01:59:18,840 --> 01:59:22,260
I got stream sniped by one of those stream spiders.

1970
01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:24,000
Do you hear of them?

1971
01:59:24,480 --> 01:59:26,840
The people that watch the stream, then they try to get in on it.

1972
01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:37,200
Thanks for the tip.

1973
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:40,380
Oh my God.

1974
01:59:46,140 --> 01:59:47,420
That was some fish.

1975
01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:49,640
That was some fish.

1976
01:59:51,020 --> 01:59:51,920
Fish delish.

1977
01:59:54,280 --> 01:59:55,240
It's here now.

1978
01:59:55,240 --> 02:00:03,300
I might go and get a small coffee and then say sayonara.

1979
02:00:05,340 --> 02:00:06,020
Nook Mau.

1980
02:00:06,120 --> 02:00:06,940
Thank you very much.

1981
02:00:07,020 --> 02:00:08,760
Young Dylan and Shane from Downing.

1982
02:00:09,200 --> 02:00:10,660
Street Bat said you would enjoy.

1983
02:00:11,360 --> 02:00:11,720
Reddit.

1984
02:00:11,940 --> 02:00:12,660
MHOC.

1985
02:00:12,820 --> 02:00:13,420
Vote debate.

1986
02:00:13,880 --> 02:00:14,400
Legislate.

1987
02:00:14,460 --> 02:00:15,040
Thank you very much.

1988
02:00:18,800 --> 02:00:19,660
Thank you very much.

1989
02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:20,580
Comrade Cactus.

1990
02:00:21,080 --> 02:00:22,040
And hot loads.

1991
02:00:23,080 --> 02:00:23,360
Oh yeah.

1992
02:00:23,360 --> 02:00:25,260
You were already saying to do that.

1993
02:00:25,620 --> 02:00:26,420
Military tactics.

1994
02:00:27,120 --> 02:00:27,460
Look at it.

1995
02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:29,780
We might get a coffee now and I'll say good luck.

1996
02:00:33,080 --> 02:00:34,080
Sorry about that there.

1997
02:00:34,220 --> 02:00:35,280
Bit of wind there now.

1998
02:00:40,560 --> 02:00:40,980
Fish board.

1999
02:00:52,740 --> 02:00:53,620
Stream spiders.

2000
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:04,080
Schwet.

2001
02:01:05,080 --> 02:01:05,680
After that.

2002
02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:08,680
Schwet bats.

2003
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:37,400
When you are kind of coming in as a new player to the group and a few players may be coming in.

2004
02:01:37,980 --> 02:01:38,580
There's a great.

2005
02:01:38,580 --> 02:01:40,000
I think you really do see it.

2006
02:01:40,180 --> 02:01:40,320
Yeah.

2007
02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:43,300
There's a great caption that you put up at the very beginning of the film.

2008
02:01:43,380 --> 02:01:46,440
How the two men golded and supported each other.

2009
02:01:50,880 --> 02:01:52,920
You don't know about who golden and supporting.

2010
02:01:56,160 --> 02:01:56,520
Believe.

2011
02:01:56,520 --> 02:01:56,600
Believe.

2012
02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:56,600
Believe.

2013
02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:57,600
Oh, no.

2014
02:01:57,600 --> 02:01:58,600
Oh, no.

2015
02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:28,580
Oh, no.

2016
02:02:28,580 --> 02:02:58,560
Oh, no.

2017
02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:00,560
Oh, no.

2018
02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:02,560
Oh, no.

2019
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:04,560
Oh, no.

2020
02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:06,560
Oh, no.

2021
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:08,560
Oh, no.

2022
02:03:08,560 --> 02:03:10,560
Oh, no.

2023
02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:12,560
Oh, no.

2024
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:14,560
Oh, no.

2025
02:03:14,560 --> 02:03:16,560
Oh, no.

2026
02:03:16,560 --> 02:03:18,560
Oh, no.

2027
02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:20,560
Oh, no.

2028
02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:22,560
Oh, no.

2029
02:03:22,560 --> 02:03:24,560
Oh, no.

2030
02:03:24,560 --> 02:03:26,560
Oh, no.

2031
02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:28,560
Oh, no.

2032
02:03:28,560 --> 02:03:30,560
Oh, no.

2033
02:03:30,560 --> 02:03:30,560
Oh, no.

2034
02:03:30,560 --> 02:03:32,560
Oh, no.

2035
02:03:32,560 --> 02:03:34,560
Oh, no.

2036
02:03:34,560 --> 02:03:36,560
Oh, no.

2037
02:03:36,560 --> 02:03:36,560
Oh, no.

2038
02:03:36,560 --> 02:03:38,560
Oh, no.

2039
02:03:38,560 --> 02:03:38,560
Oh, no.

2040
02:03:38,560 --> 02:03:40,560
Oh, no.

2041
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:42,560
Oh, no.

2042
02:03:42,560 --> 02:03:44,560
Oh, no.

2043
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:49,800
Eating some fish up the town, you've got that fish and the chip, and your eating is in the alley.

2044
02:03:49,900 --> 02:03:51,480
You've got that fish and the chip.

2045
02:03:52,160 --> 02:03:53,480
What rhymes with alley?

2046
02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,160
Down and shred, belly.

2047
02:04:09,440 --> 02:04:13,640
Eat an intimate conversation. It will be available to stream from...

2048
02:04:13,640 --> 02:04:19,800
Like that in many ways is the inspiration of being able to see a team and then follow it through yourself to become a full international.

2049
02:04:20,240 --> 02:04:24,940
That is exactly the type of role model that you would want to be to the next series of players coming through.

2050
02:04:25,060 --> 02:04:30,000
I'm sure there's probably some young girl or young boy in Tipperary who's been watching you score two tries last weekend,

2051
02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:32,620
and now their aspiration would be to play for Ireland as well.

2052
02:04:32,800 --> 02:04:33,440
Amazing stuff.

2053
02:04:35,020 --> 02:04:36,400
Isn't it amazing, the radio?

2054
02:04:39,860 --> 02:04:40,800
Weird tubes.

2055
02:04:41,520 --> 02:04:41,840
Leprechaun.

2056
02:04:41,940 --> 02:04:42,480
Fish wets.

2057
02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:44,680
I had the fish wets coming out the car park there.

2058
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:49,640
It's a shame because I wanted to film the stream spider.

2059
02:04:50,720 --> 02:04:54,360
But he had the whole family in the car and there was kids there and everything.

2060
02:04:54,560 --> 02:04:57,080
I didn't feel comfortable pointing the camera.

2061
02:04:57,800 --> 02:05:00,800
I noticed the wife didn't fucking mind pointing the camera at me.

2062
02:05:01,360 --> 02:05:04,500
Like I'm some kind of laughing stock of the town.

2063
02:05:06,080 --> 02:05:09,000
You know? And then him asking me, where'd you get the walk?

2064
02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:14,960
You know, as if my walk wasn't up to standard or up to scratch.

2065
02:05:16,220 --> 02:05:19,980
He was asking me to do the moonwalk then, as if I was going to perform for him.

2066
02:05:20,220 --> 02:05:23,480
I said, I'll do the sunwalk and I'll fucking walk away from you, the opposite direction.

2067
02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:30,040
Ah, he was sound, he was sound, he was sound.

2068
02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:33,380
Family in the car has been.

2069
02:05:35,220 --> 02:05:42,300
It looked as though maybe, maybe the family didn't have a say in it, you know.

2070
02:05:42,360 --> 02:05:50,080
He was just pursuing his own stuff and, you know, whether or not they, what time is it now?

2071
02:05:51,140 --> 02:05:52,860
Kids should have been in bed probably anyway.

2072
02:05:54,860 --> 02:05:56,300
Look, that's people.

2073
02:05:57,440 --> 02:06:00,980
You can't, you can't be going around judging.

2074
02:06:04,360 --> 02:06:08,960
Mind they don't follow you home, says Faze Pellegrino.

2075
02:06:09,100 --> 02:06:09,500
Fucking hell.

2076
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:12,380
I looked in the mirror there and there's a silver car behind me.

2077
02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:13,300
That was the car they had.

2078
02:06:17,860 --> 02:06:23,040
But then there was that fella the other day and I was getting a loaf of bread in Aldi and he was filming.

2079
02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:30,700
And, uh, yeah, it's funny, like, you know, you don't, you don't know where they're coming out of, like, you know.

2080
02:06:34,220 --> 02:06:35,200
Out of the woodwork.

2081
02:06:35,200 --> 02:06:35,220
Out of the woodwork.

2082
02:06:35,220 --> 02:06:57,640
I don't think I'll go for the McFlurry, I'm just going for a cough.

2083
02:07:04,160 --> 02:07:33,100
I can sit down for you. Oh yeah. Can I have a small cappuccino please? Yeah, anything else? No thank you. See you all next time though. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Well we, you know, we went and did something anyway, like you know, we went and washed the car and we bloody...

2084
02:07:33,100 --> 02:07:43,100
...that bloody microwave. I'll miss that microwave to be honest. I don't know how I'm going to make the eggs now. I'll have to make them in a pan. But, uh...

2085
02:07:43,100 --> 02:07:53,100
...the upshot of that is that I won't have to smell that stench any longer.

2086
02:07:53,100 --> 02:08:05,100
...I have a little thing here so I can just hold the phone in and see what, if there's any messages coming up.

2087
02:08:05,100 --> 02:08:15,100
...I have a little thing here so I can just hold the phone in and see what, if there's any messages coming up.

2088
02:08:15,100 --> 02:08:17,100
...

2089
02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:19,100
...

2090
02:08:19,100 --> 02:08:19,100
...

2091
02:08:19,100 --> 02:08:20,100
...

2092
02:08:20,100 --> 02:08:21,100
...

2093
02:08:21,100 --> 02:08:21,100
...

2094
02:08:21,100 --> 02:08:23,100
...

2095
02:08:23,100 --> 02:08:23,100
...

2096
02:08:23,100 --> 02:08:23,100
...

2097
02:08:23,100 --> 02:08:25,100
...

2098
02:08:25,100 --> 02:08:25,100
...

2099
02:08:25,100 --> 02:08:25,100
...

2100
02:08:25,100 --> 02:08:27,100
...

2101
02:08:27,100 --> 02:08:27,100
...

2102
02:08:27,100 --> 02:08:29,100
...

2103
02:08:29,100 --> 02:08:29,100
...

2104
02:08:29,100 --> 02:08:31,100
...

2105
02:08:31,100 --> 02:08:33,100
...

2106
02:08:33,100 --> 02:08:35,100
...

2107
02:08:35,100 --> 02:08:39,100
...

2108
02:08:39,100 --> 02:08:41,100
...

2109
02:08:41,100 --> 02:08:43,100
...

2110
02:08:43,100 --> 02:08:45,100
...

2111
02:08:45,100 --> 02:08:47,100
...

2112
02:08:47,100 --> 02:08:49,100
...

2113
02:08:49,100 --> 02:08:51,100
...

2114
02:08:51,100 --> 02:09:19,480
Oh yeah.

2115
02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:33,480
That's the one. There you go. There you go. I have to put in a cord. There. Thank you.

2116
02:09:33,480 --> 02:09:47,480
Check the window. Thank you. Oh yeah. How are you? Thank you. No, thank you.

2117
02:09:47,480 --> 02:10:13,480
There you go. Look at these lads here. How are you getting on?

2118
02:10:15,480 --> 02:10:43,480
That's the price you have to pay, you know? I wish I had a swivel on the camera so you could see it.

2119
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:45,480
Thank you.

2120
02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:47,480
Thank you.

2121
02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:49,480
Thank you.

2122
02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:51,480
Thank you.

2123
02:10:51,480 --> 02:10:53,480
Thank you.

2124
02:10:53,480 --> 02:10:55,480
Thank you.

2125
02:10:55,480 --> 02:10:57,480
Thank you.

2126
02:10:57,480 --> 02:10:59,480
Thank you.

2127
02:10:59,480 --> 02:11:01,480
Thank you.

2128
02:11:01,480 --> 02:11:03,480
Thank you.

2129
02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:05,480
Thank you.

2130
02:11:05,480 --> 02:11:07,480
Thank you.

2131
02:11:07,480 --> 02:11:09,480
Thank you.

2132
02:11:09,480 --> 02:11:11,480
Thank you.

2133
02:11:11,480 --> 02:11:13,480
Thank you.

2134
02:11:13,480 --> 02:11:18,120
sick, you just couldn't stop chip. You wanted a little bit more chip and some chip and some fish.

2135
02:11:18,780 --> 02:11:23,760
What the hell you doing at half past six? It's some six and some fish and some chips and some

2136
02:11:23,760 --> 02:11:28,480
six. You got some fish and the chip, we'll head down to the pitch. We'll head down to the pitch,

2137
02:11:28,920 --> 02:11:36,380
we'll drink a little bit of coffee and we'll have some chip. So much fish, it would make you sick.

2138
02:11:37,280 --> 02:11:43,460
I went down to the hospital because I felt sick. We said, what the hell is wrong with you? I said,

2139
02:11:43,460 --> 02:11:53,340
I ate some fish. I chipped too much and I fished too hard. I ended up puking inside the cowl.

2140
02:11:55,620 --> 02:12:02,040
I ended up puking inside the cowl. I got the chip and the fishy and the fishy real quick. I got the

2141
02:12:02,040 --> 02:12:10,620
chippy little fishy and it made me sick. Chipping and a chopping, I felt like a prick. Walking back

2142
02:12:10,620 --> 02:12:15,980
gourd of the chippy fish up. Ah, fucking last line. Do you know, you need to make a rhyme

2143
02:12:15,980 --> 02:12:19,100
on the last line, otherwise the whole thing was a waste of time.

2144
02:12:30,540 --> 02:12:55,100
lovely cherry blossoms in full flow, full effect. Cherry tastic. Cherry hutch. Imagine it was like a criminal, it was just a massive cherry.

2145
02:12:58,540 --> 02:13:24,540
that's it. There's no more to add to that. But you can imagine the haircut on the little cherry as well with the haircut. Down here. There's a climbing wall in there. It was there a few years ago. They wouldn't let me on though in the slips. They said you need climbing shoes, Tommy. You need stuff that has cleats. Thanks for that, Jim.

2146
02:13:24,540 --> 02:13:50,540
I said cleats. I said cleats. I said cleats are for wankers. Let me on in the slips. Anyway, between the jigs and the reels I got onto that wall. Fucking slipped and scraped my chin. Had to go into the hospital next door and get three stitches in the chin. If you can still see it. See that scare? There's like a scare there.

2147
02:13:50,540 --> 02:14:08,540
you don't want to go into a climbing wall in soft leather slip on shoes. Cause they'll slip off. This lad's playing cricket down on the pitch now.

2148
02:14:08,540 --> 02:14:36,540
right. Where are we? What are we? If are we? Cricket in Castle Bear. I know that...

2149
02:14:36,540 --> 02:14:43,540
It's a... You don't... There isn't even like... It's not even a proper cricket pitch. It's on a football pitch.

2150
02:14:43,540 --> 02:14:57,200
pitch. You and Francis Freeman in a soccer this week I think we might do the the

2151
02:14:57,200 --> 02:15:04,420
Champions League. We might do the Champions League tomorrow night, the night

2152
02:15:04,420 --> 02:15:09,160
after and then there's the Europa League on Thursday as well. Thanks for the tip. These will have to be

2153
02:15:09,160 --> 02:15:16,480
desktop nighttime streams. I'm not sure about going out and about maybe one out

2154
02:15:16,480 --> 02:15:19,300
and about a week is enough like you know getting the fish and the chips. There's

2155
02:15:19,300 --> 02:15:33,100
only so much of a man eating fish and chips down an alleyway you can take. I lead

2156
02:15:33,100 --> 02:15:35,940
football Thursdays.

2157
02:15:35,940 --> 02:15:46,260
Show us the cricket. All right I'll show you the cricket. Pack up and show you a bit of cricket.

2158
02:15:46,260 --> 02:15:56,580
All right.

2159
02:15:56,580 --> 02:16:06,900
All right.

2160
02:16:06,900 --> 02:16:17,220
All right.

2161
02:16:17,220 --> 02:16:44,220
*Gunshot*

2162
02:16:44,220 --> 02:16:48,220
I wish I could zoom in but there's no zoom on this camera so...

2163
02:16:48,220 --> 02:16:51,220
What you see is what you get.

2164
02:17:05,220 --> 02:17:06,220
*Gunshot*

2165
02:17:06,220 --> 02:17:10,220
"10cc's dreadlock holiday would be perfect right now" says Bertrand Reynolds.

2166
02:17:10,220 --> 02:17:17,220
"That would be nice but I mean... unfortunately... Twitch will not allow it."

2167
02:17:17,220 --> 02:17:26,220
"Oh fucker."

2168
02:17:26,220 --> 02:17:29,220
"Look at I move this around so you can see."

2169
02:17:29,220 --> 02:17:38,220
"I don't know if you can see anything there now."

2170
02:17:38,220 --> 02:17:51,220
"Now all you can see is Dash bollocks."

2171
02:17:51,220 --> 02:18:00,220
"Maybe that."

2172
02:18:00,220 --> 02:18:02,220
"Maybe that."

2173
02:18:02,220 --> 02:18:11,220
"Maybe that's a duel."

2174
02:18:11,220 --> 02:18:17,220
"Fuckin' hell stay still."

2175
02:18:17,220 --> 02:18:32,220
"Maybe that's a duel."

2176
02:18:32,220 --> 02:18:39,220
"I'm looking back at the footage there and there's my... um... the finger... like a big finger pointing down like that was weird."

2177
02:18:39,220 --> 02:18:52,220
"The coffee is lovely."

2178
02:18:52,220 --> 02:18:53,220
"The coffee is lovely."

2179
02:18:53,220 --> 02:18:53,220
"Look at that sky it's... magical."

2180
02:18:53,220 --> 02:19:14,220
"I'm looking back at the sky it's... magical."

2181
02:19:14,220 --> 02:19:21,220
"I'm looking back at the sky it's... magical."

2182
02:19:21,220 --> 02:19:47,220
"Not a cloud in the sky."

2183
02:19:47,220 --> 02:20:05,220
"I have to stop streaming the cricket because... sky sports will probably come over now and tell me to fuckin' knock it off cause I've been illegally streaming cricket."

2184
02:20:05,220 --> 02:20:12,220
"Sky sports probably have the rights to that."

2185
02:20:12,220 --> 02:20:18,220
"Some fella there with a kookaburra bat."

2186
02:20:18,220 --> 02:20:27,220
"You got the sports in the sky and the sky in the sports."

2187
02:20:27,220 --> 02:20:31,220
"You got the kookaburra bat and you're wearing shorts."

2188
02:20:31,220 --> 02:20:41,220
"Any fishing in Clue Bay."

2189
02:20:41,220 --> 02:20:44,220
"There might be a bit going out."

2190
02:20:44,220 --> 02:20:48,220
"I've seen lads going out trying to catch mackerel there the last day."

2191
02:20:48,220 --> 02:20:58,220
"So we might do a fishing stream or something."

2192
02:20:58,220 --> 02:21:01,220
"Take it mobile."

2193
02:21:01,220 --> 02:21:03,220
"Take it easy."

2194
02:21:03,220 --> 02:21:05,220
"Kick back."

2195
02:21:05,220 --> 02:21:19,220
"Any barbecue streams coming up."

2196
02:21:19,220 --> 02:21:20,220
"It says man in the shed."

2197
02:21:20,220 --> 02:21:24,220
"I'm not sure because it's all dependent on the weather."

2198
02:21:24,220 --> 02:21:28,220
"If we get the weather, we'll get the barbecue."

2199
02:21:28,220 --> 02:21:30,220
"If we don't get the weather, we won't get the barbecue."

2200
02:21:30,220 --> 02:21:32,220
"It's as simple as that."

2201
02:21:32,220 --> 02:21:34,220
"I'm not gonna promise anything."

2202
02:21:34,220 --> 02:21:39,220
"But I'll tell you that it's definitely on my agenda anyway."

2203
02:21:39,220 --> 02:21:41,220
"Whisper of the Heart."

2204
02:21:41,220 --> 02:21:42,220
"Thank you very much."

2205
02:21:42,220 --> 02:21:43,220
"In the Starr of Castle Bear."

2206
02:21:43,220 --> 02:21:44,220
"Thank you very much."

2207
02:21:44,220 --> 02:21:45,220
"Tommy Kondo."

2208
02:21:45,220 --> 02:21:47,220
"Bit of decluttering is it?"

2209
02:21:47,220 --> 02:21:48,220
"You know it."

2210
02:21:48,220 --> 02:21:49,220
"Nyle Schallard."

2211
02:21:49,220 --> 02:21:53,220
"Thank you very much for the tip."

2212
02:21:53,220 --> 02:21:56,220
"These tips came through ten minutes ago. I missed them."

2213
02:21:56,220 --> 02:21:57,220
"I'm sorry about that. I was getting coffee."

2214
02:21:57,220 --> 02:22:00,220
"Big shout out to Sandico, Sandico, Sandico."

2215
02:22:00,220 --> 02:22:03,220
"Hi Tom. Hope you enjoyed the chips."

2216
02:22:03,220 --> 02:22:07,220
"Here's a few quid towards Hop Houses this evening."

2217
02:22:07,220 --> 02:22:09,220
"Hope to see you in the Warzone soon."

2218
02:22:09,220 --> 02:22:13,220
"Well, I fucking would love to get into the Warzone."

2219
02:22:13,220 --> 02:22:19,220
"I took the camera away and your man's just made a great shot."

2220
02:22:19,220 --> 02:22:21,220
"And they went running."

2221
02:22:21,220 --> 02:22:23,220
"Speed of them."

2222
02:22:23,220 --> 02:22:26,220
"If I can get into the Warzone that'd be great."

2223
02:22:26,220 --> 02:22:27,220
"But thanks very much for the tip."

2224
02:22:27,220 --> 02:22:29,220
"I'm not sure if we'll be into that for a while."

2225
02:22:29,220 --> 02:22:31,220
"Francis maybe."

2226
02:22:31,220 --> 02:22:40,220
"Oh that's nice."

2227
02:22:40,220 --> 02:22:42,220
"Might be a bit too nice."

2228
02:22:42,220 --> 02:22:48,220
"I'll know all about it later on when I'm trying to sleep."

2229
02:22:48,220 --> 02:22:51,220
"Apparently there's meant to be a mega moon out tonight."

2230
02:22:51,220 --> 02:22:53,220
"Pink moon."

2231
02:22:53,220 --> 02:22:55,220
"The Earth is close to the moon."

2232
02:22:55,220 --> 02:23:00,220
"Some shite like that and it's gonna turn it pinkish or something."

2233
02:23:00,220 --> 02:23:03,220
"The moon is gonna be fat."

2234
02:23:03,220 --> 02:23:08,220
"Geez your man's a great bowler."

2235
02:23:08,220 --> 02:23:10,220
"Speed bowler."

2236
02:23:10,220 --> 02:23:12,220
"He's a fast bowler."

2237
02:23:12,220 --> 02:23:13,220
"He's a fast bowler."

2238
02:23:13,220 --> 02:23:15,220
"He's not spin bowling, he's fast bowling."

2239
02:23:15,220 --> 02:23:27,220
"I wonder I changed the mode on the camera so that you can see the cricket."

2240
02:23:27,220 --> 02:23:30,220
"He's gonna bowl here, he's gonna bowl, look."

2241
02:23:36,220 --> 02:23:38,220
"See the speed of that lad."

2242
02:23:38,220 --> 02:23:40,220
"Speedy Gonzales."

2243
02:23:40,220 --> 02:23:45,220
"Let me try and change the mode and see if I can zoom in on the cricket for you."

2244
02:23:45,220 --> 02:23:47,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2245
02:23:47,220 --> 02:23:48,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2246
02:23:48,220 --> 02:23:49,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2247
02:23:49,220 --> 02:23:50,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2248
02:23:50,220 --> 02:23:51,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2249
02:23:51,220 --> 02:23:52,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2250
02:23:52,220 --> 02:23:54,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2251
02:23:54,220 --> 02:23:56,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2252
02:23:56,220 --> 02:23:58,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2253
02:23:58,220 --> 02:24:00,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2254
02:24:00,220 --> 02:24:02,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2255
02:24:02,220 --> 02:24:04,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2256
02:24:04,220 --> 02:24:06,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2257
02:24:06,220 --> 02:24:08,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2258
02:24:08,220 --> 02:24:10,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2259
02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:12,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2260
02:24:12,220 --> 02:24:14,220
"I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can zoom in on the cricket."

2261
02:24:14,220 --> 02:24:28,220
"I don't know how that's working or if it's working at all but it might be a bit better now."

2262
02:24:28,220 --> 02:24:52,220
"I don't know how that's working or if it's working at all but..."

2263
02:24:52,220 --> 02:24:54,220
"It's a little bit better."

2264
02:24:54,220 --> 02:25:07,220
"I see your man there on the left of the screen is gonna start running now."

2265
02:25:07,220 --> 02:25:12,220
"And here comes the ball."

2266
02:25:12,220 --> 02:25:16,220
"There he goes! Bow! See that shot!"

2267
02:25:16,220 --> 02:25:18,220
"They're running!"

2268
02:25:18,220 --> 02:25:20,220
"Your man's out. Your man caught it."

2269
02:25:20,220 --> 02:25:22,220
"Your man caught it!"

2270
02:25:25,220 --> 02:25:26,220
"Your man caught it!"

2271
02:25:26,220 --> 02:25:27,220
"You're a man caught it!"

2272
02:25:37,220 --> 02:25:39,220
"You change that around now."

2273
02:25:39,220 --> 02:25:56,220
"Oh, very relaxing game to watch actually."

2274
02:25:56,220 --> 02:26:02,220
"When I was a young fella I was always thinking this is boring, this is boring but..."

2275
02:26:02,220 --> 02:26:06,220
"I can see you can just chill out."

2276
02:26:06,220 --> 02:26:08,220
"A can of stout."

2277
02:26:08,220 --> 02:26:11,220
"Watch a bit of cricket."

2278
02:26:11,220 --> 02:26:13,220
"Nice!"

2279
02:26:13,220 --> 02:26:19,220
"Oh, you're very zoomed in."

2280
02:26:19,220 --> 02:26:21,220
"You're zoomed in tight on the facing now."

2281
02:26:21,220 --> 02:26:25,220
"It's not a bad angle."

2282
02:26:25,220 --> 02:26:41,220
"Cricket was invented by the Normans."

2283
02:26:41,220 --> 02:26:42,220
"Oh, I'm not a bad angle."

2284
02:26:42,220 --> 02:26:43,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2285
02:26:43,220 --> 02:26:44,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2286
02:26:44,220 --> 02:26:45,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2287
02:26:45,220 --> 02:26:46,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2288
02:26:46,220 --> 02:26:47,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2289
02:26:47,220 --> 02:26:48,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2290
02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:49,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2291
02:26:49,220 --> 02:26:50,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2292
02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:51,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2293
02:26:51,220 --> 02:26:52,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2294
02:26:52,220 --> 02:26:53,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2295
02:26:53,220 --> 02:26:54,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2296
02:26:54,220 --> 02:26:55,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2297
02:26:55,220 --> 02:26:56,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2298
02:26:56,220 --> 02:26:57,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2299
02:26:57,220 --> 02:26:58,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2300
02:26:58,220 --> 02:26:59,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2301
02:26:59,220 --> 02:27:00,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2302
02:27:00,220 --> 02:27:01,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2303
02:27:01,220 --> 02:27:02,220
"I'm not a bad angle."

2304
02:27:02,220 --> 02:27:03,220
"Oh."

2305
02:27:03,220 --> 02:27:13,220
"It's a great taste."

2306
02:27:13,220 --> 02:27:16,220
"It's a lovely taste."

2307
02:27:16,220 --> 02:27:18,220
"Any word on Francis getting out this?"

2308
02:27:18,220 --> 02:27:19,220
"Fuck, all word on him getting out."

2309
02:27:19,220 --> 02:27:20,220
"As I said."

2310
02:27:20,220 --> 02:27:26,220
"Your man organized the deal with the gambling company."

2311
02:27:26,220 --> 02:27:29,220
"That's gonna fund the solicitor's bills."

2312
02:27:29,220 --> 02:27:31,220
"That's it."

2313
02:27:31,220 --> 02:27:33,220
"We won't know until we know."

2314
02:27:33,220 --> 02:27:36,220
"I don't know when we're gonna know."

2315
02:27:36,220 --> 02:27:37,220
"So I mean."

2316
02:27:37,220 --> 02:27:39,220
"There's no point in asking me really."

2317
02:27:39,220 --> 02:27:41,220
"You'll know when you know, when you find out."

2318
02:27:41,220 --> 02:27:44,220
"When that is, I'm not sure."

2319
02:27:44,220 --> 02:27:46,220
"I'm not sure."

2320
02:27:46,220 --> 02:28:01,220
"Right to Priti Patel."

2321
02:28:01,220 --> 02:28:07,220
"I don't think Priti Patel will help anyone out, to be honest."

2322
02:28:07,220 --> 02:28:08,220
"You look like a young Richie Kavanagh."

2323
02:28:08,220 --> 02:28:09,220
"Thanks very much."

2324
02:28:09,220 --> 02:28:22,220
"Look, well I mean if you've just joined the stream."

2325
02:28:22,220 --> 02:28:25,220
"We were doing a bit of car washing and whatchamacallit earlier on."

2326
02:28:25,220 --> 02:28:27,220
"I took the toaster and finally got rid of it."

2327
02:28:27,220 --> 02:28:28,220
"Thank God."

2328
02:28:28,220 --> 02:28:32,220
"Got that bloody toaster off my back now."

2329
02:28:32,220 --> 02:28:36,220
"And I don't feel bad about it because I gave it a nice casket."

2330
02:28:36,220 --> 02:28:40,220
"Which came in the shape of a smelly microwave."

2331
02:28:40,220 --> 02:28:44,220
"And now, I'm just chillaxing after the fish."

2332
02:28:44,220 --> 02:28:47,220
"That's stream sniped by a stream spider."

2333
02:28:47,220 --> 02:28:53,220
"Who was, he had his wife filming me on her phone."

2334
02:28:53,220 --> 02:28:57,220
"And then they were asking me to do the moonwalk and stuff."

2335
02:28:57,220 --> 02:29:00,220
"Wasn't gonna happen, wasn't gonna give them the satisfaction of that."

2336
02:29:00,220 --> 02:29:05,220
"So no doubt, there'll be yet another video of me on TikTok or something."

2337
02:29:05,220 --> 02:29:08,220
"People going, ah, Tommy, look at ya."

2338
02:29:08,220 --> 02:29:10,220
"Where'd you get that wok?"

2339
02:29:10,220 --> 02:29:11,220
"Where'd you get this?"

2340
02:29:11,220 --> 02:29:13,220
"You're going into Little for the bread."

2341
02:29:13,220 --> 02:29:14,220
"Hehe."

2342
02:29:14,220 --> 02:29:20,220
"Well, you're just, you know, that's fine but..."

2343
02:29:20,220 --> 02:29:24,220
"I'm, I'm, I'm making my own videos and..."

2344
02:29:24,220 --> 02:29:27,220
"That's what I am minding my own business."

2345
02:29:27,220 --> 02:29:30,220
"I'm not going around making a bollocks out of you."

2346
02:29:30,220 --> 02:29:33,220
"Do you know if you're trying to make a bollocks out of me, that's that."

2347
02:29:37,220 --> 02:29:42,220
"At least I have the decency to put the camera on the shoes."

2348
02:29:42,220 --> 02:29:44,220
"Do you know if there's people around or anything like that?"

2349
02:29:44,220 --> 02:29:48,220
"I understand that there's no law against it."

2350
02:29:48,220 --> 02:29:54,220
"You can go, it's a free world and you're in a public place, you can film as and what you like and all, who you like."

2351
02:29:54,220 --> 02:29:58,220
"But it doesn't cost, manners cost nothing."

2352
02:29:58,220 --> 02:30:04,220
"And that's what my mother always said to me and I always think that way."

2353
02:30:04,220 --> 02:30:09,220
"You know, people might not like to be, you know..."

2354
02:30:09,220 --> 02:30:11,220
"If you want to film, mash them."

2355
02:30:11,220 --> 02:30:18,220
"But it seems as though I'm just seen as some kind of...town man."

2356
02:30:18,220 --> 02:30:23,220
"Oh, everybody has a right to film...oh that's the town man, yeah we can film him."

2357
02:30:23,220 --> 02:30:25,220
"Oh yeah, put him on TikTok."

2358
02:30:25,220 --> 02:30:27,220
"I don't even know what TikTok is."

2359
02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:39,220
"TikTok, an app designed around the fact that somebody doesn't know how to film something properly."

2360
02:30:39,220 --> 02:30:44,220
"Just goes to show you like, that I actually came to that."

2361
02:30:44,220 --> 02:30:45,220
"Do you know?"

2362
02:30:45,220 --> 02:30:51,220
"It's like all the makers of YouTube and Vimeo and Twitter and all these are always like..."

2363
02:30:51,220 --> 02:30:57,220
"We're not getting enough...the market is there but why aren't we getting enough people doing it?"

2364
02:30:57,220 --> 02:31:00,220
"And then the boffins there in the think tank were going..."

2365
02:31:00,220 --> 02:31:03,220
"Well they just don't understand to turn it round, do you know..."

2366
02:31:03,220 --> 02:31:06,220
"So you get a wider, more cinematic display."

2367
02:31:06,220 --> 02:31:08,220
"They don't understand that."

2368
02:31:08,220 --> 02:31:12,220
"It's like, what do we do? Do we make adverts to try and tell people that you do that?"

2369
02:31:12,220 --> 02:31:16,220
"It's like, fuck it man, just make the app and make it the wrong way up."

2370
02:31:16,220 --> 02:31:18,220
"They'll love it, they'll fucking love it."

2371
02:31:18,220 --> 02:31:21,220
"And lo and behold, they do love it."

2372
02:31:21,220 --> 02:31:23,220
"They do love it."

2373
02:31:23,220 --> 02:31:25,220
"Much to my dismay because..."

2374
02:31:25,220 --> 02:31:29,220
"Now I'm being filmed going into Aldi on TikTok getting a loaf of bread."

2375
02:31:29,220 --> 02:31:36,220
"I've seen some lad put some music to me walking into Aldi getting a loaf of bread."

2376
02:31:36,220 --> 02:31:38,220
"And there was music underneath it saying..."

2377
02:31:38,220 --> 02:31:42,220
"They put 'Stayin' alive' do you know that?"

2378
02:31:42,220 --> 02:31:46,220
"Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum."

2379
02:31:46,220 --> 02:31:50,220
"They put that music bed under me going in to get some bread in."

2380
02:31:50,220 --> 02:31:52,220
"I just thought, is that what I am now?"

2381
02:31:52,220 --> 02:31:58,220
"They were like, 'Tommy, you're a meanie.'"

2382
02:31:58,220 --> 02:32:00,220
"Disgustion stuff."

2383
02:32:00,220 --> 02:32:02,220
"No respect."

2384
02:32:02,220 --> 02:32:04,220
"That's the youth of today."

2385
02:32:04,220 --> 02:32:06,220
"No respect."

2386
02:32:06,220 --> 02:32:07,220
"That's the youth of today."

2387
02:32:07,220 --> 02:32:08,220
"No respect."

2388
02:32:08,220 --> 02:32:09,220
"For..."

2389
02:32:09,220 --> 02:32:11,220
"Sorry, but that's disgusting, sorry."

2390
02:32:11,220 --> 02:32:12,220
"No respect."

2391
02:32:12,220 --> 02:32:14,220
"For other people."

2392
02:32:14,220 --> 02:32:16,220
"The pride."

2393
02:32:16,220 --> 02:32:20,220
"Someone's pride might be hurt by that."

2394
02:32:20,220 --> 02:32:24,220
"Someone's dignity might be dashed, diminished."

2395
02:32:24,220 --> 02:32:26,220
"Turn asunder."

2396
02:32:26,220 --> 02:32:28,220
"Turn asunder for what?"

2397
02:32:28,220 --> 02:32:34,220
"For a few likes and shares of the TikTok generation."

2398
02:32:34,220 --> 02:32:35,220
"Pfft, no sorry Bob."

2399
02:32:35,220 --> 02:32:40,220
"I don't want power to your evil ploy or evil world."

2400
02:32:40,220 --> 02:32:41,220
"Thank you very much."

2401
02:32:41,220 --> 02:32:43,220
"I am happy with my coffee and my fish."

2402
02:32:55,220 --> 02:32:56,220
"Where are the parents?"

2403
02:32:56,220 --> 02:33:00,220
"Where are the goddamn hell are the parents?"

2404
02:33:01,220 --> 02:33:03,220
"And the answer to the cached?"

2405
02:33:03,220 --> 02:33:05,220
"Is there nowhere to be seen."

2406
02:33:05,220 --> 02:33:09,220
"Cos they weren't there to put the feckin' manners on them when they were..."

2407
02:33:09,220 --> 02:33:11,220
"When it was necessary and it was needed."

2408
02:33:14,220 --> 02:33:17,220
"It's easier to put the kid in front of the console or the Playstation."

2409
02:33:19,220 --> 02:33:22,220
"than it is to teach them manners."

2410
02:33:23,220 --> 02:33:25,220
"Buy them a new pair of runners."

2411
02:33:25,220 --> 02:33:28,220
"Get them the latest this gizmo and gadgets off."

2412
02:33:28,220 --> 02:33:29,220
"They'll be grand then."

2413
02:33:30,220 --> 02:33:31,220
"They'll be paying for it lads."

2414
02:33:32,220 --> 02:33:33,220
"Ten, twenty years time."

2415
02:33:33,220 --> 02:33:37,220
"We don't know what kind of generation of fucking mad clowns we're rearing."

2416
02:33:38,220 --> 02:33:41,220
"But I'm seeing the gristle of it now."

2417
02:33:42,220 --> 02:33:43,220
"It ain't nice baby."

2418
02:33:43,220 --> 02:33:44,220
"It ain't nice."

2419
02:33:44,220 --> 02:33:45,220
"It ain't nice."

2420
02:33:50,220 --> 02:33:51,220
"We're seeing the first wave."

2421
02:33:52,220 --> 02:33:55,220
"I look at the new generation of people as like a fucking wave of Covid."

2422
02:33:56,220 --> 02:33:59,220
"The first wave, yeah we can deal with it, don't worry."

2423
02:34:00,220 --> 02:34:01,220
"It's only gonna be a bit of a crack."

2424
02:34:01,220 --> 02:34:02,220
"We'll get over it."

2425
02:34:02,220 --> 02:34:05,220
"And then the second wave, oh fucking hell man, this is a bit rubbish isn't it?"

2426
02:34:06,220 --> 02:34:08,220
"Oh don't worry, we'll be out by Christmas."

2427
02:34:09,220 --> 02:34:10,220
"Yeah we're out by Christmas."

2428
02:34:10,220 --> 02:34:14,220
"Then the third wave of new generation of bollockses will be around."

2429
02:34:15,220 --> 02:34:17,220
"And it'll be like fuck this shit man, I'm leaving."

2430
02:34:18,220 --> 02:34:19,220
"I need to leave the country."

2431
02:34:20,220 --> 02:34:22,220
"The problem is with the global village we live in."

2432
02:34:23,220 --> 02:34:24,220
"Everyone's at it, the same everywhere."

2433
02:34:25,220 --> 02:34:26,220
"Everyone's speaking the same fecking language."

2434
02:34:35,220 --> 02:34:37,220
"Right, I'm away."

2435
02:34:38,220 --> 02:34:39,220
"See you later on."

2436
02:34:40,220 --> 02:34:41,220
"We'll see ya."

2437
02:34:42,220 --> 02:34:44,220
"It was a nice trip for the day, it was a nice journey."

2438
02:34:45,220 --> 02:34:46,220
"Thanks for joining us."

2439
02:34:47,220 --> 02:34:49,220
"And double thanks for joining us, considering there's no way to go."

2440
02:34:49,220 --> 02:34:55,220
"I can actually put the message out to the rest of the people who would usually, you know, watch the stream and stuff."

2441
02:34:58,220 --> 02:34:59,220
"So, thank you very much."

2442
02:35:00,220 --> 02:35:01,220
"And we'll go again."

2443
02:35:02,220 --> 02:35:04,220
"We'll go again in the good times."

2444
02:35:05,220 --> 02:35:08,220
"I just need to say thank you very much to Dr. Oatker's Alfreshko."

2445
02:35:09,220 --> 02:35:12,220
"That's very kind of you Dr. Oatker, a whisper of the heart."

2446
02:35:13,220 --> 02:35:14,220
"We'll talk to you later."

2447
02:35:15,220 --> 02:35:17,220
"We'll catch you on the flip side, there might be a bit of footballing tomorrow."

2448
02:35:18,220 --> 02:35:20,220
"I'll see you later."

2449
02:35:24,220 --> 02:35:25,220
"I'll see you later."

2450
02:35:25,220 --> 02:35:26,220
"I'll see you later."

2451
02:35:26,220 --> 02:35:27,220
"I'll see you later."

2452
02:35:27,220 --> 02:35:28,220
"I'll see you later."

2453
02:35:29,220 --> 02:35:30,220
"I'll see you later."

2454
02:35:31,220 --> 02:35:32,220
"I'll see you later."

2455
02:35:33,220 --> 02:35:34,220
"I'll see you later."

2456
02:35:35,220 --> 02:35:36,220
"I'll see you later."

2457
02:35:37,220 --> 02:35:38,220
"I'll see you later."

2458
02:35:39,220 --> 02:35:40,220
"I'll see you later."

2459
02:35:41,220 --> 02:35:42,220
"I'll see you later."

2460
02:35:43,220 --> 02:35:44,220
"I'll see you later."

2461
02:35:45,220 --> 02:35:46,220
"I'll see you later."

2462
02:35:47,220 --> 02:35:48,220
"I'll see you later."

2463
02:35:48,220 --> 02:35:49,220
"I'll see you later."

2464
02:35:49,220 --> 02:35:49,220
"I'll see you later."

2465
02:35:49,220 --> 02:35:50,220
"I'll see you later."

2466
02:35:51,220 --> 02:35:52,220
"I'll see you later."

2467
02:35:53,220 --> 02:35:54,220
"I'll see you later."

2468
02:35:55,220 --> 02:35:56,220
"I'll see you later."

2469
02:35:57,220 --> 02:35:58,220
"I'll see you later."

2470
02:35:59,220 --> 02:36:00,220
"I'll see you later."

2471
02:36:01,220 --> 02:36:02,220
"I'll see you later."

2472
02:36:03,220 --> 02:36:04,220
"I'll see you later."

2473
02:36:05,220 --> 02:36:06,220
"I'll see you later."

2474
02:36:07,220 --> 02:36:08,220
"I'll see you later."

2475
02:36:09,220 --> 02:36:10,220
"I'll see you later."

2476
02:36:11,220 --> 02:36:12,220
"I'll see you later."

2477
02:36:13,220 --> 02:36:14,220
"I'll see you later."

2478
02:36:15,220 --> 02:36:15,220
"I'll see you later."

2479
02:36:15,220 --> 02:36:15,720
you

2480
02:36:15,720 --> 02:36:16,220
you