1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,120 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 3 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:39,760 It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid 4 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:50,680 Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet 5 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,960 Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet Bilibet 6 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,240 1000 DL Hurrayan Hurrayan 7 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,600 Chelsea United vs Real Madrid 8 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:06,600 Real Madrid vs Chelsea United 9 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,260 It's 1-1 from the first leg 10 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:15,940 And now it's gonna be the second leg 11 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:19,800 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 12 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:24,480 It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid 13 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:46,260 1-1 Chelsea United vs Real Madrid 14 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:51,300 Real Madrid vs Chelsea United 15 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:55,940 It's 1-1 from the first leg 16 00:01:55,940 --> 00:02:00,620 And now it's gonna be the second leg 17 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,500 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 18 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:09,120 It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid 19 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:27,120 1-1 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 20 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Chelsea United vs Real Madrid 21 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:36,000 Real Madrid vs Chelsea United 22 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,120 It's 1-1 from the first leg 23 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:45,320 And now it's gonna be the second leg 24 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:49,200 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 25 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:54,280 It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid 26 00:02:54,280 --> 00:03:11,340 1,000 DL Hurrayan Hurrayan 27 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:15,720 Chelsea United vs Real Madrid 28 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:20,680 Real Madrid vs Chelsea United 29 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,320 It's 1-1 from the first leg 30 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:30,020 And now it's gonna be the second leg 31 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:33,920 Chelsea vs Real Madrid 32 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,520 It's Chelsea vs Real Madrid 33 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,560 How are you getting on? How are you getting on everyone? 34 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,960 Welcome to the stream here where Josh is underway. 35 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:49,180 The match has just kicked off for a minute 8, minute 9, minute 10, minute 11, minute 12. 36 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,140 You get the drift. 37 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,000 We're probably about 30 to 45 seconds behind. 38 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,260 Tommy Two-Step is on the sideline. 39 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,020 He's giving out orders. 40 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,760 He's dishing out a few orders from the side hatch. 41 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,020 It's gonna be a juicy one I'd imagine today. 42 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:07,840 Joining us as per usual live from his prison cell. 43 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:15,240 It's none other than Francis Higgins, the owner and proprietor of Francis Higgins' YouTube channel. 44 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:17,020 Francis, how are you? Are you there? 45 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:18,900 How are you getting on, Tom? 46 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,600 Not too bad, not too bad. 47 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:23,460 The match has just kicked off. Are you watching it? 48 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:28,820 I'm watching it live and clear from the television screen here. 49 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:33,660 I tell you, it's strange seeing Real Madrid play with black socks on. 50 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:34,860 Yep. 51 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:36,220 That's the crack. 52 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:45,880 They're playing with black socks on so that they don't clash with the white socks of Chelsea United football team. 53 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,820 Who traditionally play with white socks, blue shorts and a blue shirt. 54 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,780 That's what they've got on. 55 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,520 So Real Madrid having to make that change. 56 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,120 Is that gonna be any, is that gonna put them off at all? 57 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,880 Who, Madrid or Chelsea? 58 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,280 Either or. 59 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,760 Couldn't tell you, Tom. 60 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,920 I don't think the kit really matters at the end of the day. 61 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:12,420 But I did used to think, you know, those highlighted kits, the kind of luminous yellow ones, really stood out. 62 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,300 And probably did help in some kind of a way. 63 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,220 You know, visual, high-vis and all that kind of crack. 64 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,380 But there's none of that today. 65 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,860 It's just kind of normal base colours. 66 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,220 I don't think the colours of the kits are really gonna have an effect at all. 67 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:35,120 Thanks very much for that nugget of analysis and information. 68 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,820 Just checking that the stream is up and ready here. 69 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,560 It seems to be the case. 70 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,040 People are in. 71 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:41,740 Good stuff. 72 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,280 Yep. 73 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,920 Berlin Asalat, Flowerhus, Ian, Druhu, Kieran. 74 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:49,800 How are ya? 75 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,420 How are you getting on, lads? 76 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,260 Hope you're doing well. 77 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:01,660 And I hope you're ready for what is set to be an amazing night of soccer action. 78 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:07,260 It's Zinedine Zidane's Galacticos versus Chelsea. 79 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,960 Although I'm not sure you can call them Galacticos anymore, Tom. 80 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,260 I'm not sure. 81 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:17,060 I mean, it's still Real Madrid. 82 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:18,900 You know, their history precedes them. 83 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:25,920 So they've won the European Cup slash Champions League more times than anyone. 84 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,320 So they have earned the right to be forever known as Galacticos. 85 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,480 Is that not the crack? 86 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,120 I'd say so. 87 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:41,000 It's just, you know, they don't have that zest that they used to have. 88 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,700 Morgan Welsh, thank you very much. 89 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:45,500 I hope you're getting on well, Mr. Morgan Welsh. 90 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,820 Wargan Welsh. 91 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:50,140 And immediately, we best commentate on the game, actually. 92 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:51,840 Hazard. 93 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:52,680 Is that Hazard? 94 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,620 I think Hazard is playing. 95 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:58,140 And he's just been taken down in a nasty foul. 96 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:01,460 He got a nasty knee to the leg on the halfway line. 97 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,840 Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet. 98 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:07,560 Yep, just want to say thanks to Billy Bet247, 99 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,460 the app that's driving this stream into the next realm. 100 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:12,940 Ball comes in for Real Madrid. 101 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,500 It's a Robbie two-euro tip. 102 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,640 Thank you very much, Robbie. 103 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:22,720 And remember now, Chelsea have never lashed to Real Madrid on the European stage. 104 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:28,560 Yeah, they've only ever played each other four times before, I believe, is the crack. 105 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,120 Thanks for that, James. 106 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,460 Chief Irons, how are you, Mr. Ironside? 107 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,180 I hope you're getting on well. 108 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:34,820 How are you, Tommy? 109 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,760 I got that broken valve handle from the buck in Tuberquack. 110 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:43,660 But when I got back to Ahagauer, your one Adam Wong was up the town 111 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:47,520 looking for blue herbs and shooting at spiders. 112 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,900 I said, leave it off. 113 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:51,520 Unbelievable. 114 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:57,020 Account there from Chief Irons with the tip about Adam Wong, 115 00:07:57,140 --> 00:08:00,960 who was formerly the boyfriend slash husband of Ada Wong. 116 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:05,760 Must have relocated to Ahagauer, the parish of Ahagauer, 117 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,040 just outside Westport, lovely little parish. 118 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:13,120 And actually thought that Adam Wong went down. 119 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,240 You know, he got killed or something like that in the first game. 120 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,400 Well, I hate to break it to you, Tom, but you're Wong. 121 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,100 He's still alive. 122 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:27,940 And he's knocking about Ahagauer peddling herbs. 123 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,120 Or as they say in the States, herbs. 124 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:37,540 So far, it's been a tepid enough start from Real Madrid. 125 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,780 Let's have a little look at the lineups of the two crew here. 126 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:45,320 That midfield that they have, Real Madrid, it's something else, isn't it? 127 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:50,920 Yeah, well, you've got Hazard, who, you know, he's yet to find his form that he had a few years back. 128 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:56,760 Modric, 35, 36 years of age, but he's still a maestro. 129 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,000 He knows how to control the situation. 130 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,260 You've got Vinicius Junior on that right hand. 131 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,640 He's playing like a kind of wing position. 132 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,360 And Benzema is a strike force. 133 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,580 Big, big Benzema right up front. 134 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:19,400 I heard today he's looking to equal Raoul's goal tally for the European Cup of 71 goals. 135 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:24,960 If he scores one today, he'll go joint fourth top scorer ever in the Champions League. 136 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,540 So there's a bit of trivia for you there. 137 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:30,500 It's nice to know you've actually been researching it here. 138 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:33,120 Sergio Ramos is back on the back line. 139 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,800 Down with the Viper, thank you very much. 140 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,300 Is this sponsored by the Verna Brothers? 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180 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,400 You've got it. 181 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,080 It's your God. 182 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,560 Cree Twitcher here. 183 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,140 Just coming back at you. 184 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,120 Long time out of the stream game. 185 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,440 And coming back to the betting game. 186 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,280 I'm talking about Billy Bet 247. 187 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,140 That's the premier betting app. 188 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,960 And you can use that on the Premier League. 189 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,620 Any of the major European soccer leagues. 190 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,380 Get on there today. 191 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,280 Get your free bet. 192 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,240 Remember, follow Billy Bet on all social. 193 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,280 Hashtag BillyRoll for your chance to win the weekly rollover. 194 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:49,740 Yo. 195 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,240 Sorry about that there. 196 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,860 Cree Twitcher's face was dominating the screen. 197 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:58,240 Somebody there in the chat just says it would help if you put the score on the screen. 198 00:11:58,980 --> 00:11:59,460 It's there. 199 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,140 Okay, it's there. 200 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,100 Sometimes it's not. 201 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,580 Sometimes it is. 202 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,680 And right now it is. 203 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,460 So that's just the way it goes. 204 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,780 Also, someone else is saying there, your green screen looks crap. 205 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,360 We'll try and deal with that as and when we can. 206 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,780 Right now, let's give you a little bit of insight on what's going on. 207 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,020 Real Madrid are on the ball. 208 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,300 They're pumping the ball around the middle of the park. 209 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,040 They've got Sergio Ramos back in action. 210 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 And when he's back for them. 211 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:25,180 And when he's back for them, you know well that they've got a solid, solid back line. 212 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,760 Very hard to concede. 213 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:34,320 Very hard to concede goals when you've got a big bucking like him shoring up the dam. 214 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:40,160 And as damsel in distresses go, Lucas Madri is running the show at the moment. 215 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,300 Switching up play. 216 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:43,740 A long-range shot from Tony Cruz. 217 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:49,580 And that's the first bit of blood which goes to Real Madrid. 218 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:54,140 Tony Cruz with about a 20-yard, 25-yard strike. 219 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:58,120 Which was easy enough for Mendy at the end of that. 220 00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,380 It was, Tom. 221 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,660 It really was. 222 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,240 And I want to say thank you very much to Steamed Ham and Chuggas Schluggas there. 223 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,920 Who said that Fontaine lad has been a Spurs fan because they have a son. 224 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,360 P.S. I was working on that all afternoon. 225 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,660 Great. That was a great joke there. 226 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,340 I don't think you really gave it the credence it deserved there, Francis. 227 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,460 Do you want me to read it for you? 228 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:22,720 Yeah, go on. 229 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:25,260 Because when I read it, I don't really pay attention to it sometimes. 230 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:29,180 Because my mind is on making sure I've read the sentence accurately. 231 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:29,920 You say it again. 232 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,480 Well, Tom. 233 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,920 I was thinking that Fontaine lad must be a Spurs fan because they have a son. 234 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:37,940 Dot, dot, dot. 235 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,620 P.S. I was working on that all afternoon. 236 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:46,300 Thanks for the tip. 237 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,340 Chuggas Schluggas. 238 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,140 Thank you very much. 239 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,180 And I want to say a big thanks to Freda as well. 240 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,920 Here comes Timo Werner. 241 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,760 Puts it out to the side hatch. 242 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,520 To... 243 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,240 Who is it now? 244 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:56,220 Bloody... 245 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:56,920 Where's Pulisic? 246 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,800 He's not even playing. 247 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,960 He scored the goal in Ashworm, but he's not playing. 248 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,540 I think he put it out to Havertz there. 249 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,120 She says, you'd want to have Pulisic playing, would you not? 250 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,020 Did he get injured? 251 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,180 Long range strike. 252 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,440 Oh, what a... 253 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,680 A Palm Stings golf resort that was from bloody Rudiger. 254 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,360 Rudiger just absolutely took a 35-yard strike hauser. 255 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,180 And now Mason Mount's on the ball. 256 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,660 Out to Jorginho or Chilwell. 257 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,620 Back to Mount. 258 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,220 Mount. 259 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,900 He's danced inside the box. 260 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:25,760 He's bet his man. 261 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,060 Across to Werner. 262 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:27,500 No. 263 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,600 Goalkeeper saves. 264 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,020 And it goes out to the corner flag there. 265 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,460 Can't see whether it's a throw or a corner, but great work for Mason Mount. 266 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,600 Mason Mount is up and coming. 267 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,300 He's come. 268 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,120 He's arrived. 269 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:40,800 He's here. 270 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,760 And look at that strike from Rudiger. 271 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:46,500 It just had such a thunder crack behind it. 272 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,020 It kind of had a lot of pace, power, and dip. 273 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,120 It was the dip that did the damage in the end. 274 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,240 Ben Chilwell has just been taken down by Casemiro. 275 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,540 Great, great holding midfielder there. 276 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,460 And that's going to be a free kick to Chelsea in a dangerous position. 277 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,420 So far, Chelsea doing what they did last week when they were in Madrid, 278 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,900 which is coming out with a bit of spice. 279 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,340 I'll put that score back on the screen again. 280 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:20,500 It's 12 minutes 39, 12.40, 12.41, 12.42, 12.43. 281 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,660 I can't. 282 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,060 I'd love to be able to put the score, you know, crop the screen 283 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,240 and show the screen score. 284 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,800 But we're dicing with death as it is, you know, doing these things. 285 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,820 We don't want the channel to be taken down. 286 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,460 Yeah, we're on a 90-day strike until the 18th of July. 287 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,560 Any monkey business. 288 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,920 And we're going down. 289 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,080 Interestingly enough, Rudiger is wearing a mask. 290 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,380 And ball comes in. 291 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,160 Heads go up. 292 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,120 It's headed away. 293 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,240 Dangerous play. 294 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,200 And it's falling back to Chelsea again. 295 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,320 Madrid on the back foot here. 296 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,960 Long-range ball comes in. 297 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:57,620 It's crap. 298 00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:58,680 It's a blank ball. 299 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,080 And now Madrid have a chance to maybe recompose. 300 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:01,980 Oh, yeah. 301 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,640 Lovely bit of turning skill there from Hazard, who wins a foul. 302 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,080 And a yellow card is then shown to that man, I think, Ashby Laqueta. 303 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,540 All right. 304 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,080 Beg your pardon. 305 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,000 It was Jorginho. 306 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,800 Yeah. 307 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,040 Tell you something about Jorginho now. 308 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,040 Good player. 309 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,160 Great player. 310 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,700 He's got a bit of style. 311 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,020 He's got a bit of finesse. 312 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:28,980 But he's not a hard worker enough, in my eyes, to be honest. 313 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,340 Yep. 314 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,780 And he's just been given a yellow card. 315 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,860 So that's going to really put the cat amongst the pigeons for that scenario. 316 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:43,060 At the moment, it's dicey. 317 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,100 Real Madrid, they look shaky. 318 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,500 They're passing back to their goalie. 319 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:52,020 And it's dodgy because they're being closed down by the Chelsea United players. 320 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,760 14 minutes and 70, 18, 19 seconds gone. 321 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,960 Freda, thank you very much for the tip. 322 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,200 Can you ask Sergio Ramos, is he single? 323 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,260 I'm afraid we can't ask that from the... 324 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,060 I mean, he's playing. 325 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,160 He's playing the match. 326 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:11,060 So there's nothing really we can do about that at the moment. 327 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,840 Thank you very much, Jamsky. 328 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:19,560 Is it true Francis has photos of Craig Doyle with his arse out hanging on the wall in the clink? 329 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:26,880 I can safely say that is not a scenario which is happening in my cell as we speak. 330 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,820 What we've got going on here is a standard cell. 331 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:36,800 It's got a toilet, a few gym mats for sleeping on, and a spray-painted logo up above that says, 332 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,540 if you want to dob someone in, then call this number and that kind of a crack. 333 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:47,140 Apparently, there's a different message spray-painted on each cell sometimes saying, you know, 334 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,560 are you on drugs? 335 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,380 Do you need help? 336 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,860 Another one is just Crime Stoppers line. 337 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:58,200 They're basically preying upon the vulnerable mind of the crim and hoping that, you know, 338 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,220 they will just call or dob someone in and become a rat. 339 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,700 But that ain't my style, baby. 340 00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,220 I'm not a rat. 341 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,600 I'm a snake. 342 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:11,380 Yep, a snake is well-known as not a trustworthy character as well. 343 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,840 So, oh, Chelsea, chance. 344 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,840 Again, another chance goes a-begging for Chelsea. 345 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:20,500 There was a push in the box against Chelsea there. 346 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,380 And it's going to be a free kick to Real Madrid. 347 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:28,840 Again, it was Chilwell and Timo Werner on the outskirts of the box. 348 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,260 Werner put in a lovely little ball there, hoping to maybe find Havertz, 349 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,180 but it just didn't work out for him there. 350 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,860 Didn't work out for him. 351 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,620 Didn't work out for him. 352 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,840 And now he's out of sorts. 353 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,980 Thank you very much, Mongolian Maestro, for your tip. 354 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:49,880 Says IQVIA, slave couldn't be Johnny. 355 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:54,700 Not sure what that's a reference to, but thanks very much for the tip. 356 00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,680 And also to the inimitable, irrepressible, fantastical, thanks for the tip, 357 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,720 Brooklyn Lukey, who tipped 20 euro there, Francis. 358 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:07,860 Jesus H. Crazy. 359 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,120 That's crazy times, Brooklyn Lukey. 360 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,460 Thank you very much. 361 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,700 And what's the message from Brooklyn Lukey on that tip? 362 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,700 Simply nothing. 363 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,680 It's just a tip. 364 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,480 It's just cool as a cucumber, Brooklyn Lukey. 365 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,400 Just throws the tip in and she says nothing. 366 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,400 Modric, Modric, Modric. 367 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,860 Takes a shot from rage. 368 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,000 And it's saved by Mindy. 369 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:35,180 The Mindy man has got the ball. 370 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,580 He's cradling it in his arms. 371 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,480 And thank you very much as well for Leo McLaughlin. 372 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:47,240 As requested, I left some fags and a copy of... 373 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240 Yeah. 374 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,080 And a copy. 375 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:53,720 He left a razz mag at the reception for you there in Woolworth Prison there, Francis. 376 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,520 And I want you to know about that. 377 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,620 That's nice, Leo. 378 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,340 Thanks very much. 379 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,180 Here come Chelsea. 380 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,140 Chance of Chelsea. 381 00:19:59,300 --> 00:19:59,660 Chilwell. 382 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,520 Put the ball in. 383 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,800 Timo Werner! 384 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,160 Score for Chelsea. 385 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,720 But it's going to be ruled. 386 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:06,920 Offside. 387 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,360 The linesman's flag was raised. 388 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:16,520 And Tommy Tuchel has to withhold his celebrations for another moment to... 389 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,920 Quick look at the replay, Tom. 390 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,220 Yep. 391 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,420 Chilwell came onto a lovely through ball. 392 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:26,460 And then he played the pass right towards the six-yard box. 393 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:32,640 Werner was there, but he was about, you know, about half a metre offside when he was... 394 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,300 Oh, when he started his run. 395 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,180 Thank you very much there, Kim Jamie. 396 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,600 Kim Jamie. 397 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,040 Thank you very much, Kim Jamie. 398 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,540 Thanks, Kim. 399 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,340 Hope you're doing well. 400 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:49,580 Yeah, if you've left the razzmatazz mag down at the reception there and the fags as well, 401 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,360 Leo, I ain't getting them, baby, because that's just not going to work. 402 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,300 It doesn't work like that. 403 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,900 You can't go to prisons and just leave stuff at reception and go, 404 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,220 Can you pass that on to such and such? 405 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,580 It doesn't work like that. 406 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,540 No, it does not work like that. 407 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:11,720 Zinedine Zizou Zidane watches on intently from the byline of peace. 408 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,440 He's wearing his trademark fashionable gear. 409 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:23,460 Tommy Tuchel is decked out in his kind of sportswear, overcoat, sportscoat job. 410 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:28,880 And Casemiro's on the ball now, making what looks like a promising break for Real Madrid, 411 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,140 but passes out to Vinicius Junior. 412 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,620 Communication breakdown and the pass goes out. 413 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:38,560 It's collected and picked up by Chelsea, who are knocking the ball about the park with a bit of confidence. 414 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:45,180 As I say that, N'Golo Kante smashes a misplaced pass out to the byline. 415 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,840 It's back to Real Madrid. 416 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,840 They've passed it all the way back to their goalkeeper. 417 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,860 19 minutes and 12 seconds, 13, 14, 15 seconds gone. 418 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:58,160 I'd love to show you the exact time that we're watching this on so you can sync it up with your telly, 419 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:02,020 but I'm just going to have to intermittently just tell you the bloody time, 420 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,900 because we can't dice with death. 421 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:09,960 At this stage of the game, we were banned from streaming for two weeks. 422 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,720 We don't want to go there again. 423 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,220 It was hard to transition to try and stream in another place. 424 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,380 That's just the way it goes, OK? 425 00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:21,520 So it's 0-0, 1-0 on aggregate. 426 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:27,640 And if Chelsea can even maintain this 0-0, not that we want that, we want an exciting game, 427 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,020 then Chelsea will still go through the away goal rule. 428 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,660 Chief Irons is back, Francis. 429 00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:37,260 How are you, Chief Irons, again? 430 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,240 How are you doing? 431 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,360 Thanks very much for the tip. 432 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:44,080 A load of them Raccoon City books moved out to Ahagauer now, Tommy. 433 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,680 Wesker and the Umbrella Boys opened up new labs there. 434 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,800 Chemical research or something. 435 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,920 A great bunch of lads. 436 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,540 Great for the parish. 437 00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:56,620 Well, that's great news as well. 438 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,940 I'd love to hear a bit of good news about industry and work, you know, being created, 439 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,040 jobs being created. 440 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,080 You know, it's fantastic for the parish 441 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:15,100 in such a dried and tasted, unprecedented COVID-19 time that we're living in. 442 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:21,900 And to hear that Umbrella Labs have started opening up shop again, and they're probably here because of the tax breaks. 443 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,940 Here come Reimer, dude. 444 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,020 Modric lays it out to Vinicius Jr. on the right-hand side. 445 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:33,280 But Rudiger, who looks like the Phantom of the Opera with that mash gun, gets a lovely little schly tackle in. 446 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:39,160 And Rudiger's shouting, and he's giving out stink to everyone, and he's bossing around the pitch there. 447 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:40,720 He's the boss man. 448 00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,780 He has a very imposing presence. 449 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,820 There's a bit of consternation going on between Ben Chilwell and Vinicius Jr., 450 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,220 who's got a nice bit of skill on him. 451 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,360 Remember that lovely couple of touches and the follow-up goal he scored against Liverpool? 452 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,220 I think he got the brace that day, but he can do it. 453 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,040 He can turn it on. 454 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,840 Here's Modric, another man who can turn it on. 455 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,660 Down the right-hand flag. 456 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:08,820 Does well to get a crossing, but it's blasted out to safety again by Thiago Silva, 457 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,460 another quality, quality player. 458 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,420 And Real Madrid now, beginning to put the shits up. 459 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,780 Chilshky, the Mendy bus is coming. 460 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,180 Thanks very much for the tip there. 461 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,180 I hope you're getting on well. 462 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,280 Remember, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, Billy Bet, people. 463 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,360 It's all happening all the time. 464 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,580 Get onto that app if you can. 465 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:29,320 Billy Bet 247 Testimonials. 466 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,620 Yeah, I thought about Billy Bet 247, but it's best up. 467 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,580 Make sure you download it, yeah. 468 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,000 And hashtag it all the way home. 469 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,520 You get a free bet if you win that. 470 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,840 Real Madrid are on the ball. 471 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,520 Junior tried to bend in a little cross ball. 472 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,960 A fellow goes down, looking for a penalty. 473 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,940 That fellow, Karim Benzema. 474 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,580 He's such a good player, Benzema. 475 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,800 A massive, massive man. 476 00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:57,760 Big fella. 477 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,700 Scores a lot of goals. 478 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,000 He was looking for the penalty there. 479 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,440 It's hard really to fake that kind of... 480 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,040 Do you know, there's some players that are great at winning penalties. 481 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,560 You know, usually the smaller books. 482 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:17,240 But with Benzema, it's hard for him to fake that kind of, oh, I've been brought down. 483 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,780 Because a lot of the time, the defenders are actually smaller than him. 484 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:21,700 Yep. 485 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:25,120 He's a traditional big strike force. 486 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:29,020 So a lot of the time, he's not that kind of player anyway. 487 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:32,260 Like, you know, just winning dummy pens and whatnot. 488 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,120 So Chelsea are going to have to try and deal with him. 489 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,980 Because he can pull it out the bag from a number of different rages. 490 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,160 You see him doing it in La Liga a lot. 491 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,000 Can he pull it out the bag tonight? 492 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:48,860 This is such an anomaly of a game, considering these boys don't really ever have met each other. 493 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,540 So you don't know what way it's going to go. 494 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,480 Unknown quantities abound on the pitch. 495 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,260 And a nice bit of passing play here from Real Madrid. 496 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,880 Knocking the ball around in their own half. 497 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,800 Chelsea just sitting back. 498 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,980 Not letting anything get to them. 499 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,280 Not letting it get to their head. 500 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,740 Thank you very much, Legfend, for the tip. 501 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,980 I hope you're getting on well. 502 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,600 Agus, Slim Shafady. 503 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,340 Any flights going, Tommy? 504 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,940 We've Wataford to see yet. 505 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,980 And let's have a look. 506 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,220 Are you going to stream Resident Evil 8? 507 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,480 The village one, says Legfend. 508 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,080 Well, to answer those questions in succession, 509 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:31,580 the plane should be getting out of the hangar soon enough. 510 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:35,800 I can't put a time or a place on that. 511 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,260 As for Resident Evil, that was never my bag. 512 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,820 Never your what? 513 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:40,880 Bag. 514 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,280 It was never my bag. 515 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:43,320 Yeah. 516 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,640 Well, I might give it a go. 517 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,160 I played the 7, Resident Evil 7 game. 518 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,740 And that was good. 519 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,060 But I'm not sure whether or not it's as good as the old games. 520 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:56,220 I don't really enjoy them as much as the old Chief Irons buzzes. 521 00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,500 But it's a new concept. 522 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,920 Apparently, it's got a big, massive lady in it. 523 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,040 A real big woman. 524 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:06,240 Like, literally, a 10-foot woman in it. 525 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,340 And that's a scary concept in and of itself. 526 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,000 It sure is. 527 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,880 Never seen a 10-foot lady before. 528 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,000 That's going to be something to behold. 529 00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,200 Billy Bat 247. 530 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,060 Someone's just after tipping there saying the... 531 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,860 Just want a Billy Bat accumulator. 532 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,080 It says the Handy Pandy. 533 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,360 Thanks very much for the tip. 534 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:27,880 Billy Bat, Billy Bat. 535 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,500 Download the app, you sap. 536 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:31,760 Not my words there. 537 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:32,900 The words of Handy Pandy. 538 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,660 Thank you very much. 539 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,080 Also, Waluigi. 540 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:35,880 Thank you very much. 541 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:36,820 Anguish Panda. 542 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,880 Says Benzema is the Kareem of the crop. 543 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:40,520 Sorry. 544 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,620 And thank you very much for that. 545 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,320 Anguish Panda. 546 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,960 Madrich is on the ball. 547 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,580 Controlling the atmosphere. 548 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,240 He's picking out passes. 549 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,500 He's switching up the play. 550 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,100 He just says he's got such awareness. 551 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,220 Such awareness. 552 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,320 It's like he's got fucking 360 vision. 553 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,780 He's like an owl that can see everywhere. 554 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:03,580 Massive owl. 555 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,660 Here come Rammer. 556 00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:05,220 Benzema! 557 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:05,700 Oh! 558 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,620 What a strike. 559 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,780 And Mendy gets a hand to it. 560 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:13,540 And it goes out for a corner ball. 561 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,560 Corner kick. 562 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:16,920 And that's just what we were saying, Tom. 563 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:17,840 We were. 564 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,660 He can pull it out the bag from... 565 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,740 Oh, that was going in. 566 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:21,660 That was such... 567 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,200 He had such curl on it as well. 568 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,680 And Real Madrid now piling on the pressure kicks. 569 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,880 25 minutes, 52 seconds. 570 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,040 Gone on our shot clock. 571 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,700 Corner ball about to come in. 572 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080 It comes in. 573 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,200 Heads go up. 574 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,120 Headed away by Chelsea. 575 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,820 And that's been the best chance of the game so far. 576 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,380 Karim Benzema, the big man. 577 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,780 The big man. 578 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,780 The French man. 579 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:46,760 The tall lad. 580 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,560 The scorer. 581 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,180 The main man. 582 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:52,080 Looking to equal Raul Gonzalez. 583 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,460 The eighth is record for... 584 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:58,620 Who's the fourth top goal scorer ever in the European competition. 585 00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,820 Paul Wilson. 586 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:01,340 Thank you very much, Paul Wilson. 587 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:02,620 Shite 5K run. 588 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,500 I hope you're getting on well. 589 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,880 Hashtag BillyBetForLife. 590 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,040 And JiminyBob. 591 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,400 Thank you very much for that as well. 592 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,340 BillyBet. 593 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:11,340 BillyBet. 594 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:11,840 BillyBet. 595 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,340 BillyBet. 596 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,500 Last week I was down. 597 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,280 Big shine. 598 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,140 I was ready to fucking jack it all in. 599 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,140 But I gotta tell you something. 600 00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,880 I got a notification on the app 601 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,220 It said the Pumas were going to be playing a little game 602 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,560 Of 9-4 ball 603 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,500 Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet, Billybet 604 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,100 Billybet 247 605 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,180 Win, lose or draw 606 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:33,040 You always have an experience and a story to tell 607 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,040 Chelsea on the ball 608 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,140 Angolo Canty 609 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,060 Squares it too 610 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,280 Chilwell, is it? 611 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:37,940 Or is it Mount? 612 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:38,800 Hits the bar 613 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,840 Falls to Werner 614 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,700 It's a goooooooool! 615 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,120 Tom, why were you doing my voice? 616 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:48,820 Sorry about that 617 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,360 I just kind of got into the frame of mind 618 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,660 Like I was trying to 619 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,180 Truth be told 620 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,320 I was taking the piss out of you now, Francis 621 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,800 What have we said about that on stream live? 622 00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:00,500 You know, it's a bit 623 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,220 It's bullying is what it is 624 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:08,020 It was a goal anyway for Timo Werner 625 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,640 Forget about the bullying 626 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,680 It was only a bit of crack 627 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,320 It was a bit of banter 628 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,980 Bans for life 629 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,460 And it was a lovely little move from Chelsea 630 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:21,780 And a real goal poacher's goal there from Timo Werner 631 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:26,520 It was Havertz who tried to delicately chip it over the goalkeeper 632 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,740 And Werner to scoop up the mess 633 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,880 And put it into the back of the hacky sack 634 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,480 It's 1-0 to Chelsea United 635 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:43,460 That German attacking force of the two Germanian Greers 636 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:47,460 Who are up front for Chelsea United 637 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,960 Thank you very much there for the tips 638 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,740 Mama Duck 639 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,920 Hopefully you're doing okay 640 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,440 Big ladies, thank you very much 641 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,040 Hi Tom 642 00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,220 Wondering if you have a sunroof in the bus for a few 10 foot ladies 643 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,820 From Ahagauer 644 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:06,080 Well Tom dear 645 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,840 Not too sure about that 646 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,560 Not too sure about that 647 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,180 We used to have one in the old minibus I had 648 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:15,220 But not in any of these yokes now 649 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,700 Also health and safety 650 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,120 I wouldn't 651 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,400 If you're a 10 foot woman 652 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,420 I'm afraid it's not discrimination or anything 653 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:21,880 Thanks for that 654 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,260 It's just like 655 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:24,680 I legally can't handle you 656 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,800 Yeah 657 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,820 You heard it 658 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,080 You heard it here first 659 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,120 Thanks very much 660 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,080 Dum Dum Mintu 661 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,400 And Mark formerly known as Sweet Beast 662 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,140 I hope you were getting on 663 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,920 It says it's never a blank ball 664 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,780 When you bet on Billy Bet 665 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:42,620 It's never a blank ball 666 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:44,480 When you bet on Billy Bet 667 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,940 And we did have a few testimonials as well 668 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,920 You saw the other day 669 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,520 You saw yesterday 670 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,820 People letting you know on how to do it 671 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,120 Some people were saying 672 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,080 Look Billy Bet 673 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,380 It's just not real 674 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,480 I can't find the app 675 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,200 It is out there 676 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,280 You just gotta search for it 677 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,620 You might have to jailbreak the phone 678 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:01,800 Billy Bet 247 679 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,900 Win, lose, or draw 680 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,600 You always have an experience 681 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,780 And a story you tell 682 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,360 Hey guys 683 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:07,720 What's up 684 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,080 It's your boy Snakefist 685 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,940 I'm just coming in and saying 686 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:14,120 Billy Bet 247 saved my life 687 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,460 Don't ask me how 688 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,900 Don't ask me why 689 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,900 Just believe what I tell you 690 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,240 When I say Billy Bet 691 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,500 You can do the same for you 692 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,840 As it did for me 693 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,800 Download the app today 694 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,920 And get your $10 three bet 695 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,420 $10, 10 euro 696 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,420 He looks healthy 697 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,660 Download that app 698 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,460 Start gambling away 699 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,560 He looks healthy that lad 700 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,280 He does, yeah 701 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,180 That's Snakefist from the States 702 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,900 And again as we said yesterday 703 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,460 It's the market penetration of the app 704 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,300 It's really done well 705 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,120 It's taken off 706 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,180 It's in different zones altogether 707 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,100 Thank you very much 708 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:48,100 Thank you very much 709 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,580 Could you tell people to join 710 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,240 Housing Ireland subreddit 711 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,580 Well you heard it here first? 712 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,000 Well you heard it here first 713 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,980 William Bet as well 714 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,780 Thank you very much 715 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:59,040 Are Billy Bet giving odds 716 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,040 On Jorginho and Jorginho getting the finger out 717 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,240 Well we said it earlier on 718 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,120 He needs to start fucking pulling the socks up 719 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,020 And doing a bit of work 720 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,680 He's got a bit of style 721 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,400 A bit of flair 722 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,140 But he's not going to carry you 723 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,080 Although at the moment 724 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,100 Chelsea are doing well 725 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,280 Saying that 726 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,520 If Real Madrid were to get one back 727 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,320 And hold it that 728 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,480 Well what's that 729 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,300 Extra time then? 730 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:20,700 Penalties? 731 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,740 Yeah you're looking at an extra time scenario 732 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:24,420 Tom then 733 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,700 But look it's early days 734 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,740 Half an hour gone 735 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,080 On the shot clock 736 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,460 And these boys are not to be ridden off 737 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,700 They've won the competition more than anyone 738 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,260 They're at the Galacticos 739 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,080 They've got Zinedine Zidane 740 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,600 He's won at three times with them I believe 741 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,640 And you know look 742 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,560 Early doors is all I'm saying 743 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,740 Early doors is right 744 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,680 Thanks very much there 745 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,200 William Bet 746 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,500 247 747 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,820 Saying that now 748 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:55,300 They're still passing around 749 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,740 The ball in their own half 750 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,720 And not looking 751 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,180 They're looking shaky on Real Madrid 752 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:01,320 And they get out to Modric in the middle 753 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,520 But he's hacky-sacked 754 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,540 Into oblivion 755 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:04,420 By Rudiger 756 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:05,580 Who's giving it to Werner 757 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,540 Werner's on the attack 758 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,220 Gives it back 759 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,600 Tries to find Rudiger again 760 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,420 For that 1-2 761 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:13,120 And now the Real Madrid are on the break 762 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,240 They're coming up the pitch with Modric 763 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,260 Luka Modric 764 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,020 Out to Vinicius Junior on the wing 765 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,800 Birish Gill 766 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,100 Puts it back into the central mixing unit 767 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,180 To Tony Cruz 768 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:25,820 Feeds it out to that left-hand flank hatcher 769 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:27,400 Back to Cruz again in the middle 770 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,340 Cruz missile 771 00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,220 Gives it in 772 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:29,680 To 773 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,540 Bloody 774 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,520 Hazard 775 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,680 He'll hazard a ball out to Cruz again 776 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,640 To Casemiro 777 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,800 They've been brought back to the middle of the disc again 778 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,700 Of Real Madrid 779 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,500 Great pressing by Chelsea 780 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,760 And a ball gets put into the middle of the box 781 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,300 By Militao 782 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,580 See where that lad is from 783 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:49,520 He's Brazilian is he? 784 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,480 A Portuguese 785 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,040 Brazilian 786 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,960 Yeah Brazilian lad 787 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,520 Trying to find Benzema he was 788 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,800 But it was a blank ball 789 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,560 Blank ball 790 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,480 The Chelsea goal was 791 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,780 It was hard 792 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,260 It was a hard fought goal 793 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:03,560 They 794 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,000 They fought for it 795 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,920 They showed determination 796 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,080 And they got the goal 797 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,500 But it wasn't a great goal 798 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,460 It was just like a goal poacher's 799 00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:11,300 Tapping 800 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,040 Really was 801 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,720 Captain sack 802 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,680 Tapping sack 803 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,420 Thank you very much 804 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,660 Herb Lenehan loves ham 805 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:19,000 You see 806 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,940 That's nice 807 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,360 And fecking arse 808 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,260 A 10 euro tape Francis 809 00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:24,320 Wow 810 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,280 Fecking arse 811 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,560 Thank you very much 812 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120 What's he saying in the message tab? 813 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,400 Again 814 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:31,880 Nothing 815 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,860 Just tipped 816 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:34,480 Cool as a cucumber 817 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,240 Just tipped that 818 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,940 And said 819 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,720 Have it 820 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,480 That's what he's done 821 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,440 That's what I imagine 822 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,440 Just went through it 823 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,680 Like you know 824 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,060 Throw it at the screen 825 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,280 And it's come through the screen 826 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:45,840 Into us 827 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,160 Chelsea 828 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,360 They're on the attack again now 829 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,780 They're not lying down 830 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,300 They're not going to sleep 831 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,480 They're passing the ball around 832 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,440 With confidence 833 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,060 Mason Mount and Chilwell 834 00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:59,300 Doing that little dynamic duo act 835 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,460 On the left hand flank 836 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:00,900 Catcher 837 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,560 But the ball is 838 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,140 Pashed backwards 839 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,120 All the way back to 840 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,460 Rudiger 841 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,640 Who then gives it back 842 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,240 To the keeper 843 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:07,900 Mendy 844 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,000 Tommy Tuchel 845 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,260 Is on the sideline 846 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,240 Now dishing out 847 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,620 Abuse and schlaps 848 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:14,680 Real actual slaps 849 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,480 Being dished out 850 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:15,840 Are they? 851 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,360 Not really no 852 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,280 But he was gesturing 853 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:19,980 With his hands 854 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,040 If anyone was 855 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,000 In close proximity 856 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,840 They could have 857 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,260 Accidentally gotten a schlap 858 00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:24,900 Do you know? 859 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,440 That's not good enough Tom 860 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,780 People are relying on us 861 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,300 To relay 862 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,620 Information 863 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,680 Solid information 864 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,560 Of what's going on 865 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,040 On the pitch 866 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,300 You can't be saying 867 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,480 That slaps are being thrown 868 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,660 When they're not even 869 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,220 Being thrown 870 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,640 Sergio Ramos 871 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,700 Giving out stink 872 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,820 Wearing a headband 873 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,000 He's got a man bun 874 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,320 Not too dissimilar 875 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,640 To Gareth Bales 876 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,680 I wonder if they 877 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,300 If Gareth Bales 878 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,440 Designed his man bun 879 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,620 Based on the man bun 880 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,860 That Ramos has 881 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:54,100 I'm not sure 882 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,180 We've got some impressive 883 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,260 If you weren't with us 884 00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:57,800 Last night 885 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,400 You've got to check out 886 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,300 The new Bale 887 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,000 From McHale 888 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,140 Limited edition Bale 889 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,480 Gareth Bale 890 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,100 9000 891 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:04,920 Vinicius Junior 892 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,760 Is on the wing now 893 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,880 He's pumping it up 894 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,880 The right hand wing 895 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,820 Taking on his man 896 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:09,760 Looking for a cross 897 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,120 Finds Cruz in the middle 898 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:11,660 Cruz 899 00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:13,280 Gives it out to the side hatch 900 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,180 To Eden Hazard 901 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,380 It's Hazard 902 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,380 The Garden of Eden 903 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,360 He passes it to the side hatch 904 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,920 Don't know who this fella is 905 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,820 But he's got black socks on 906 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:22,840 Haven't they all? 907 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,580 And it's still with Real Madrid 908 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,800 On that side hatch 909 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,780 Back to Cruz now 910 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,760 They're trying to break Chelsea down 911 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,120 But Chelsea's man Malkin 912 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,800 Is fairly tight 913 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,220 That man Modric though 914 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,440 He can get out of anywhere 915 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,140 Gets the ball in 916 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:35,500 Benzema 917 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:35,780 Oh! 918 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,660 What a lovely move 919 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:39,580 From Real Madrid 920 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:40,840 And Modric 921 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,700 Modric 922 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,900 The little magician 923 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,760 From Croatia 924 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,500 Had the ball at his feet 925 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,440 A load of men 926 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,340 Surrounding him 927 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,140 Does a little 928 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:48,980 Pirouette 929 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:49,500 A turn 930 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,600 And then manages to get 931 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,560 An unbelievable 932 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,760 Cross 933 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,560 Into the box 934 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,080 To find 935 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,260 Benzema 936 00:37:55,260 --> 00:37:56,260 The ball was coming 937 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,420 From behind Benzema 938 00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:58,320 So it was hard to get 939 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:58,860 The head on 940 00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,800 He still got it 941 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,440 The ball was goal bound 942 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,020 Mendy made the save 943 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:03,700 And the corner 944 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,660 Is about to be taken 945 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,060 35 minutes and 30 seconds 946 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:06,640 On the clock 947 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,820 Real Madrid with the corner 948 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,080 Tips are coming in 949 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,820 We'll get you in a minute 950 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,320 Corner 951 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,460 Taken shortly 952 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:13,760 Give it up to the side 953 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,180 Back to Modric 954 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,180 Back to Modric 955 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,820 The magician 956 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,800 Passes it out to 957 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,540 Vinicius Junior 958 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:18,200 On the right 959 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,420 Vinicius Junior 960 00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,280 Now will try and go in 961 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,180 But there's been a bit 962 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:21,820 Of consternation 963 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:22,400 A bit of fighting 964 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,220 Inside the box 965 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,620 I think a Chelsea player 966 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:25,200 Has gone down 967 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,080 It's going to be a free kick 968 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,860 Sergio Ramos 969 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,740 The man who's 970 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,680 The offender 971 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,500 In this scenario 972 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,800 I think the referee 973 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,960 Has got the card out here 974 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,600 Not seeing what's going to happen 975 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,320 I think he's going to give 976 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,420 Ramos a yellow card 977 00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:36,420 And he is giving him 978 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,020 The yellow card 979 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,840 Sergio Ramos 980 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,620 The yellow card 981 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,500 That's not going to be 982 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,240 Well for him is it 983 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,000 He's a defender 984 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,500 Yeah we can see 985 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,160 There's a bit of action 986 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,660 Off the ball 987 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,860 Could have been handbags 988 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,160 At dawn kind of stuff 989 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,480 But you never 990 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,860 You know 991 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,200 If you get a little bit 992 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:52,580 Fruity 993 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,420 A little bit tasty 994 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:53,900 In the box 995 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,300 He went and pushed 996 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,140 His man you know 997 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,560 And yeah 998 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,900 That's a yellow card 999 00:38:58,900 --> 00:38:59,640 You can't do that 1000 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,400 Thanks very much 1001 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,680 Conan the Barbarian 1002 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,080 For the tip 1003 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,160 Have you 1004 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,940 Have you picked up 1005 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,180 Any new members in prison 1006 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:06,780 To join your 1007 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:07,420 Gaming scope 1008 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,320 Clan Francis 1009 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,240 No one here 1010 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,440 There's no one who games here 1011 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,200 They just do crime 1012 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,960 So I don't think 1013 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,500 That's 1014 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:14,840 You know 1015 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,620 I've asked them 1016 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,340 Would you be interested 1017 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,860 In doing some live streams 1018 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,480 Of your crimes 1019 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,640 Because I'd be doing 1020 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,380 Live streams of games 1021 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,440 And I was saying 1022 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,340 Why don't you just 1023 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:23,960 Go on YouTube 1024 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,760 Or Twitch 1025 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,500 And when you're doing 1026 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,200 Your crimes 1027 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,400 Live stream it 1028 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,460 You might build 1029 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,180 A dedicated 1030 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:31,440 Organic audience 1031 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,880 And then they just 1032 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,760 Clapped back with 1033 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,460 If you film the crime 1034 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,780 Then that's going to 1035 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:37,700 Stand against you 1036 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:38,180 In court 1037 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:38,920 And I said 1038 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,880 How stupid of me 1039 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,720 Yeah thanks very much 1040 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,080 Polish trolling ministry 1041 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:44,520 Tommy 1042 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,980 What advice would you give 1043 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:46,860 To Bill Gates 1044 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,200 Bill Gates' 1045 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,520 Divorce attorney 1046 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,020 Should he buy 1047 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:51,840 Schluck coins 1048 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,600 Well the interesting 1049 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,420 Scenario there 1050 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,180 With Bill and Melinda 1051 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:54,580 Is that 1052 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,760 It seems to be 1053 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,320 Some kind of 1054 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,220 Mutual job 1055 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:57,980 And 1056 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,540 They're actually 1057 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,840 So incredibly rich 1058 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,320 That even if 1059 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,060 You know 1060 00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,040 One party 1061 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:04,960 Ended up getting 1062 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,200 A fair whack of 1063 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,040 Wealth off the other 1064 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,940 It doesn't matter 1065 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:09,680 It's all peanuts 1066 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,600 At the end of the day 1067 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,480 They're keeping 1068 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,780 Their charity going 1069 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:13,780 They're trying to 1070 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:15,140 Change climate change 1071 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:16,320 They're doing all this 1072 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:16,560 Like 1073 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,100 But why 1074 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,120 Why was someone 1075 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,740 Who invented 1076 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,040 An operating system 1077 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,440 Getting involved 1078 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440 In medicine 1079 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,080 And all that kind of stuff 1080 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,780 The mind boggles 1081 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,520 That is the question 1082 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,040 Tom 1083 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,520 That's the 1084 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,140 Multi-million 1085 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,400 Billion dollar question 1086 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,120 Casimiro 1087 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,940 Has just put his arm 1088 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:34,480 Against Timo Werner's head 1089 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,900 And it's a foul ball 1090 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,680 A foul ball 1091 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,540 But I'd say 1092 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:40,820 The Bill Gates thing 1093 00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:42,260 Is all about tax revenue 1094 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,260 Offsetting the tax 1095 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:43,700 Windows 1096 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,760 Is doing 1097 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,720 Microsoft is doing 1098 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,760 Mad business 1099 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,560 So 1100 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,980 In order to offset 1101 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,700 A lot of that money 1102 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:50,300 It's probably just 1103 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,800 It's a double win 1104 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,280 Isn't it 1105 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,580 Saving on the money 1106 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,580 And then becoming 1107 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,620 Some kind of like 1108 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,920 Charity man 1109 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,220 Doing all that work 1110 00:40:59,220 --> 00:40:59,480 As well 1111 00:40:59,480 --> 00:40:59,840 Because 1112 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,720 In fairness 1113 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:01,380 He's done a lot 1114 00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:01,900 For charity 1115 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,920 But that's 1116 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,420 Undermining what you said 1117 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:05,960 About him 1118 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,380 You can't have 1119 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,180 The two opinions 1120 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:08,980 I can 1121 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,020 He's done a lot 1122 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:10,500 For charity 1123 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,480 And he's avoiding tax 1124 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,260 Not my words 1125 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,880 And definitely not the words 1126 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,820 Of us on the stream 1127 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:21,460 That's a guess 1128 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,600 That we have on the stream 1129 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,260 I fail to control him 1130 00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:25,220 I just want to state 1131 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:25,920 That Bill Gates 1132 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,040 Is definitely not 1133 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,200 Avoiding tax 1134 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,100 And he's done a lot 1135 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:29,620 For the world 1136 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,160 Good save to have a lot of people's feet 1137 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:30,700 Good save to have a lot of people's feet 1138 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,700 Good save to have a lot of people's feet in the air 1139 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,320 Here come Real Madrid now 1140 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,320 Counter attack 1141 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:35,980 Building up 1142 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,600 Trying to find 1143 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,800 Vinicius Junior on a run 1144 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,280 Down that right hand flank side 1145 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,040 But it's a ball 1146 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,420 Which is so blank 1147 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,320 That I've actually had to turn away 1148 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,100 In disgust 1149 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,940 And it's rolled into the hands 1150 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,280 Of their goalkeeper 1151 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:47,960 Mendy 1152 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,220 Christensen for Chelsea 1153 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,340 Picked up a yellow card 1154 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,320 While he was shiting on 1155 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,400 About Bill Gates there 1156 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,700 And now Chelsea are coming back 1157 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,960 Again with the balloon 1158 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,100 It's Havertz 1159 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,120 Down that right hand flank catcher 1160 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,420 He's passing it back 1161 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,300 To his man 1162 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,340 Jorginho 1163 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,980 And Havertz again 1164 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,320 Into N'Golo Kante 1165 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,060 Kante 1166 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,160 Back to Havertz 1167 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,180 Back to Christensen 1168 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,400 Back again 1169 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:11,680 Now 1170 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,740 It's gone out to Rudiger 1171 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,260 On that far left hand 1172 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,720 Side swiper 1173 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,060 Out to Chilwell 1174 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,200 Back to Rudiger 1175 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,900 It's really nice passing play 1176 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,480 Comfortable 1177 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,400 Collected 1178 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,960 Cool 1179 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,500 Calm 1180 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,600 Cucumberistic 1181 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,000 From Chelsky United 1182 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,020 As they pass the ball around 1183 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,740 The pitch 1184 00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,040 And there's advertising 1185 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,200 Hordings on the side 1186 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,100 Of the pitch 1187 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,220 That are advertising 1188 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,900 The Nissan Leaf Tom 1189 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,080 What do you think about that car? 1190 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,580 I'm not really into any 1191 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,080 Of the electric cars just yet 1192 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,300 It's diesel all the way 1193 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,540 Diesel all the way 1194 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,960 And I've heard 1195 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,700 The current generation 1196 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,460 Of batteries that you get 1197 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,440 In the electric cars 1198 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,200 Are just not there yet 1199 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,600 You know 1200 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,000 They're not 1201 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,600 I've heard some testimonials 1202 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,140 From people who say 1203 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:54,500 That you know 1204 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,080 They were on the 1205 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,300 Motorway 1206 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:57,300 And there was a 1207 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,220 Battery prediction 1208 00:42:58,220 --> 00:42:59,360 Saying oh you've got 1209 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,020 Another 120 miles left 1210 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:03,120 They had to go and charge up 1211 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,240 At a charging station 1212 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,440 You know 1213 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,780 After 50-60 miles 1214 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:07,200 So I mean 1215 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,980 That was a rental 1216 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:09,880 Electric 1217 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:10,660 So they put 1218 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,440 Through their paces 1219 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,320 You know 1220 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,980 They're going to have to wait 1221 00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:13,740 Until those batteries 1222 00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,280 Have come on a bit 1223 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:15,760 Yeah 1224 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,560 And if they're 1225 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,400 Trying to get rid of the 1226 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,920 Fucking petrol cars 1227 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,620 By 2030 1228 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,560 Tips are coming in 1229 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,580 Johnny Taco 1230 00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:22,740 Thank you very much 1231 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:23,360 Hey Tom 1232 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,080 Still looking for the app 1233 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,700 Please send 1234 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:26,900 Snakefist's contact 1235 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,720 I'm looking for 1236 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,040 A thousand euro marker 1237 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,320 I'm good for it 1238 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,940 We'll have more 1239 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,260 Sorry 1240 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:33,880 Better wait 1241 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,420 We'll have more information 1242 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,880 On Billy Betton 1243 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,200 The app 1244 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,860 Coming up 1245 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,360 There's actually 1246 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:39,720 If you're 1247 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,280 Someone from the states 1248 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:41,560 There 1249 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,380 Taco 1250 00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:43,040 I know they're 1251 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,980 A popular food 1252 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,720 Out in the states 1253 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,520 Maybe 1254 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,800 There's an American lad here 1255 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,180 Who's a 1256 00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,580 Billy Betton enthusiast 1257 00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,180 I know Betton is illegal 1258 00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:55,660 Over there in the states 1259 00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:57,340 So they've actually 1260 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:57,840 Come up 1261 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,940 Billy Betton have come up 1262 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,040 With ways to circumvent 1263 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,600 That law 1264 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,760 Pay attention to this one now 1265 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,540 He might have a bit 1266 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,560 Of information to any 1267 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,520 Of the American viewers 1268 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,660 Billy Betton 247 1269 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,720 Win, lose, or draw 1270 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,280 You'll always have an experience 1271 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,660 And a story to tell 1272 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:13,340 What's up dudes 1273 00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,620 It's your boy Padre 1274 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,760 I'm coming at you 1275 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,620 From the states 1276 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,360 I just want to say 1277 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,080 If you're having trouble 1278 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,200 Logging on to your 1279 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,220 Billy Betton app 1280 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,120 Make sure you use a VPN 1281 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,260 To use the app 1282 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:23,720 Also 1283 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,180 Setting up an account 1284 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,280 Is illegal 1285 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,360 If you're in the states 1286 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,280 So you need to 1287 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,520 Connect that to a European 1288 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,340 Bank account 1289 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,940 Just get in touch with me 1290 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,260 If you need that information 1291 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,260 On setting one up 1292 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,380 I can hook you up 1293 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,000 With the right 1294 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,980 Right price 1295 00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,920 Billy Betton 247 1296 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,360 It's going solar 1297 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,020 Thank you. 1298 00:44:41,020 --> 00:45:11,000 Thank you. 1299 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:40,980 Thank you. 1300 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,980 Thank you. 1301 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:49,480 Setting up an account is illegal if you're in the States, so you need to connect that to a European bank account. 1302 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,980 Sorry about that, everyone. 1303 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,040 We have a few technical difficulties there. 1304 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,400 Samantha Hager, thank you very much for the tip. 1305 00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,080 43 minutes gone. 1306 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,480 We're on the precipice of the end of the first half here. 1307 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,440 Godrich is on the ball. 1308 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,320 Melinda Gates, thank you very much for the tip. 1309 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,040 Yes, Samantha, you're saying great to see you back on the tube. 1310 00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:13,480 Look, we're happy to be back. 1311 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:23,020 It was great to be on Twitch for a bit, but just not great enough to sustain our interest in it, especially as this is our home. 1312 00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,560 Vinicius Jr. on the ball now. 1313 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:28,860 He's closed down by two, three Chelsea defenders and N'Golo Kante. 1314 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,200 You don't want that happening. 1315 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,300 And now, Chelsea, chance to move. 1316 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,620 Not happening for them. 1317 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,560 Foul against Chelsea on the wing. 1318 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,980 Casemiro goes down. 1319 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,720 Or Vinicius Jr., beg your pardon. 1320 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,220 Foul against Rudiger there. 1321 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,800 Chelsea FC, thank you very much. 1322 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,740 Never watching commentary from any other source, Francis. 1323 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,060 That's from Chelsea FC. 1324 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,300 Thanks for the tip, lad. 1325 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,960 Sorry about the dead air there before. 1326 00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:01,020 That's something that would probably deter you from wanting to stick with your statement. 1327 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,500 But anyway, thanks very much for the tip. 1328 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,200 And we're going to keep it pumping. 1329 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,760 Here we go now. 1330 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,400 Chelsea, Havertz, he's doing his side swipe. 1331 00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:11,180 Lollipop. 1332 00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,580 Oh, he's overran it. 1333 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,920 Sergio Ramos got a touch on it. 1334 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:16,460 He did. 1335 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,700 He took a two. 1336 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,900 He took too many touches. 1337 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,760 He took a two touch. 1338 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,060 He took a two touch. 1339 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:24,680 He got Havertz on the side, took a two touch. 1340 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,580 And Tommy Tuchel puts his head in his hands. 1341 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,480 Tommy Tuchel on the side of the stands. 1342 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:32,840 Thanks very much there. 1343 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,040 Schlug vaccine. 1344 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:34,900 Is it safe? 1345 00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,720 Oh, it's a corner ball here. 1346 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,260 To Chelsea. 1347 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:39,640 Pat Kenny, thanks very much for the tip. 1348 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,460 Johnny Taco, thank you very much. 1349 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,680 Hopefully that's... 1350 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:52,200 Although the referee blows upon his magic pipe of peace to signify the end of what has been very interesting. 1351 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,260 First half of football. 1352 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,800 And we're looking at Chelsea here. 1353 00:47:57,060 --> 00:48:00,640 Possibly on the brink of a European Cup final. 1354 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,620 First time in a while. 1355 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:10,800 And yeah, I remember back in 2011 they won that game against Bayern Munich back when they had Drogba still playing for them. 1356 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,160 I think Rabin was playing for them. 1357 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,780 A lot of good players. 1358 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:16,660 A good side. 1359 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,260 Good squad. 1360 00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:20,700 And yeah, it could be on for them again. 1361 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,480 And Chelsea have kind of just come from nowhere this season. 1362 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,340 Yeah, they didn't start well at all. 1363 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,320 Didn't work out for them. 1364 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,100 Didn't work out for them. 1365 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,600 Lam Frankard had to be given the boot. 1366 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:36,100 And then Tommy Two-Step was just side-swiped in via a side hatch. 1367 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,820 And he just came out of the side hatch going, 1368 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,660 Schnell! Schnell! 1369 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:43,940 Yep. 1370 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:50,820 And I suppose you've got a German manager trying to psych up those German lads up the front. 1371 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,700 Havertz and bloody Werner. 1372 00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:54,840 You know, they've yet to come into their own. 1373 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,640 You know, they're a lot of big price, hefty price tag on the two boys. 1374 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:00,780 And, you know, maybe. 1375 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,420 Maybe they'll start to shine now. 1376 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,080 See me with a sec. 1377 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,020 Thank you very much. 1378 00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:05,720 Plotting and Schemeing. 1379 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,580 Thank you very much for your tip. 1380 00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:10,220 Where did Francis get the hazmat suit? 1381 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,220 Donated earlier on and says, 1382 00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:16,140 Have a few boom-boom boys ready to bust Francis out whenever lads. 1383 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:22,320 I got it from a hardware, DIY hardware shop. 1384 00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:25,640 But it's actually biohazard standard. 1385 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:30,400 So, you know, you can wear this forensically as well, do all that kind of stuff. 1386 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:38,720 I'm not sure would it really, you know, fucking save you or protect you from, you know, nuclear radiation or anything like that. 1387 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:43,820 You probably want something a bit better, something lead lined or something like that. 1388 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,440 But thanks for the tip anyway. 1389 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,260 And thanks for asking the questions, you know. 1390 00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:48,840 I'm sure that's an interesting topic. 1391 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,240 Some people do want to know where I get these things. 1392 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:52,340 Schlug Jr. 1393 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,320 Thank you very much. 1394 00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:54,820 Conan the Barbarian. 1395 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,560 Thank you very much for your tip. 1396 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,240 And Frank Hamilton. 1397 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,160 Frank Hamilton. 1398 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:00,680 Jimmy Jesus. 1399 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,140 Mick the Brick. 1400 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,840 Lovely stuff, lads. 1401 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,620 Thank you very much. 1402 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,920 There's a few tips here, Tom. 1403 00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:07,880 We missed out Bigstein. 1404 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,960 We're just checking back the back catalogue here. 1405 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,780 Great to see Jimmy Jesus. 1406 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:15,080 I hope you're getting on well. 1407 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,940 Thank you very much for the 222. 1408 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,920 All the ducks in a row plotting, scheming. 1409 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,340 Thank you. 1410 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,860 Lovely stuff, lads, as well. 1411 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,600 I ordered a Cillian Mbappuccino the other day. 1412 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,920 But the barista gave me a handsome Mbappuccino instead second. 1413 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,520 Well, that's a nice little tale and anecdote and a lovely tip. 1414 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,440 But how could you have even ordered the Mbappuccino when it only came out yesterday? 1415 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,740 We only premiered the artwork yesterday. 1416 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,320 The Cillian Mbappuccino waken the senses. 1417 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:47,020 Cillian de Gascogne swears by it. 1418 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:51,060 And he's a great virologist and does a lot of great work in the community as well. 1419 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:54,100 He's doing well for himself and so is Cillian Mbappuccino. 1420 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,500 Despite having the calf injury and not getting game time yesterday, 1421 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,240 he's busting out the beans. 1422 00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:01,520 He's blowing the beans day in, day out. 1423 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,940 And people are going wild for it. 1424 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:07,260 Going, more, more, Cillian, more. 1425 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:13,680 It's such a scene, such an image that's been painted. 1426 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,420 Leo Creelman, thank you very much. 1427 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,920 Give a shout out to Mr. Schmall. 1428 00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,640 I hope you're doing well, Mr. Schmall. 1429 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,400 And Frank Hamilton, great to have the streams back. 1430 00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:23,580 Will you be doing a commentary on the sailing for the Olympics? 1431 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,860 You bet your ass if it's still going ahead. 1432 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:30,120 The Tokyo boys say yes, even though the world is saying give it a rest. 1433 00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:32,040 They want it to go ahead. 1434 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:33,900 It's just ridiculous at this stage, really. 1435 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,740 I suppose they just have nobody watching it. 1436 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,620 But the Euros, we're interested in that. 1437 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,760 Hopefully we'll be able to get some Euro streaming going. 1438 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,920 There's still a lot of soccer ball to be played. 1439 00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:49,340 Not just in the European competition itself, but maybe La Liga, like Barcelona, 1440 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,260 need to win against Atletico Madrid on Saturday. 1441 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,260 That's a crunch game. 1442 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,480 It could be a real, real barnstormer. 1443 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,320 What do you think, Tom? 1444 00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:00,980 I'm sure I wouldn't mind watching that. 1445 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,960 Like, you know, and if I'm going to watch it, maybe I'll watch it here. 1446 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,500 There's no better place to watch it. 1447 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,880 So Saturday, we might make that a date. 1448 00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:10,060 Anybody interested in that? 1449 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,760 Let us know. 1450 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:14,580 Let's have a little look here. 1451 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:16,120 Plotting Gaming, thank you very much. 1452 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,620 Chunky Ryan, thank you very much. 1453 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,180 Any chance you'd give us a rendition of Lady in Red, Schlug? 1454 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,840 I need to remember to do it now. 1455 00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:27,540 I need to remember to do it because I'd say yes to you and I'd go, yeah, 1456 00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,080 because I would be up for it, like. 1457 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:34,840 But right now, I just need to do a bit of analysis, get a can of stout, 1458 00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:38,460 show you definitely have to promote a bit more Billy Bet 1459 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:42,540 and definitely have to show you again yesterday if you missed out. 1460 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:48,180 Here we are with the Gareth Bale, McHale Bailing Machine, 1461 00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:51,160 G Bailer 9000 combination collab. 1462 00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:55,860 You've heard of the collabs going on on the internet, Instagram, all those lads. 1463 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:56,680 Forget that. 1464 00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:58,760 This is the collab 2021. 1465 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,700 Didn't know that it needed, but it's the one that it deserved. 1466 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:07,460 It's the G Bailer 9000, an absolute beast of a bailing machine 1467 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:11,500 in a limited edition red of the Dragon of Wales. 1468 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:17,880 Bails from Ballinrobe in association with Gareth Bale have released this bad boy 1469 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:22,560 and it's going on retail soon enough, 39,000 pound it retails at. 1470 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,720 And that's the side hatch image there. 1471 00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:26,240 What does it do? 1472 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,240 What does it do differently? 1473 00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:28,000 I hear you ask. 1474 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:31,560 Well, it pisses out bales at an alarming rate. 1475 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:39,540 And not only that, it stylistically upgrades them into an amazing man bun, man hair scenario. 1476 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:44,880 Not unlike the Sergio Ramos buzz after we saw earlier on there. 1477 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,540 Maybe Ramos can do a collab as well. 1478 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,780 But it's been done already. 1479 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:50,920 You know, bail is there. 1480 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:51,900 The bailout. 1481 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:55,640 And that pisses out about 200 bails a day at full force. 1482 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:57,600 Thank you very much, Platon and Schemen. 1483 00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:03,660 This was taken, a photograph taken there the other day in an undisclosed location where tests were going on. 1484 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:05,060 And look at that. 1485 00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:08,760 Imagine a full field of those 200 of those bad boys. 1486 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,680 You'd be the envy of every farm in the country. 1487 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:14,480 Incredible stuff altogether, says Robbie. 1488 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,460 And Sumo Bail, says Bag of Boxes. 1489 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,600 What an upgrade, says Mark. 1490 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,900 I see a lot of love for it. 1491 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,520 A lot of angry heads out there. 1492 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:26,280 And there'll be a lot of angry heads as well. 1493 00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:30,440 If your neighbors are into bailing and silage and they've seen that, 1494 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,060 they really would be jealous. 1495 00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:35,180 It really would be, Tom. 1496 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:38,220 I just can't wait to go to prison and get inside that bailer. 1497 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,360 And, well, I get in the tractor, actually, and attach that bailer to a tractor. 1498 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:45,720 And just go and bail, bail, bail. 1499 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,440 All night long, baby. 1500 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,880 Would you actually bail under the cover of darkness? 1501 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,780 There's nothing like it, Tom. 1502 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,680 It is nothing like it. 1503 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,140 If you can hire a fucking floodlight from a plant and tool hire place, 1504 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,660 flood that field with light, and just bail. 1505 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,460 Like a madman. 1506 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,880 Just keep bailing all night long. 1507 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,880 And if you just find a way to stay awake, 1508 00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:13,220 just keep it going. 1509 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,480 Keep the bails pumping. 1510 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,040 Thank you for the tip. 1511 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:18,960 Bit of a sniffle there. 1512 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:22,020 Thank you very much, shoulder boy, for the tip, Platten and Schemen. 1513 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,100 View on the Northern Bank robbery. 1514 00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,240 Any inside scoops? 1515 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,160 Is there a new Northern Bank robbery? 1516 00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:32,180 Are you talking about the one that was back in 2004, 2003? 1517 00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:32,460 The tip. 1518 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,300 Pepsi scroll. 1519 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,220 Thank you very much. 1520 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,220 Wouldn't you think Francis would have picked up a Cockney accent by now 1521 00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:41,420 like he's from the getaway or EastEnders? 1522 00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:41,880 Wink, wink. 1523 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,520 Nudge, nudge. 1524 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,580 All right, darling. 1525 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,220 How's your missus then? 1526 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,160 That's not too bad, actually. 1527 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,660 Been brushing up on that one. 1528 00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:58,180 There's a lot of Cockney chat on the wing as well. 1529 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,460 A lot of the screws are actually from different parts of the country. 1530 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:11,040 But the main cut and thrust of the cons inside this big house are bread and butter Cockwegians. 1531 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,240 Thank you very much. 1532 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,720 Anaconda G! 1533 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,080 Anaconda G! 1534 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,620 Give us a moment there. 1535 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,980 Anaconda G-E-Z. 1536 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,360 In the house. 1537 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,000 TV3Z. 1538 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:37,620 We're watching this game on Virgin Media too. 1539 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:43,040 It's piped into the prison, but the quality is poo. 1540 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:47,860 It's not as good as the 1080p stream we had the other day. 1541 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:54,700 But it's a lot more reliable than the RTE player. 1542 00:56:55,480 --> 00:57:00,180 Which is a sad state of affairs considering the license fee we have. 1543 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,520 Have to pay, have to pay, have to pay. 1544 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,420 You're going to pay that license fee, license fee. 1545 00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:07,360 You know me. 1546 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,040 Lovely stuff there. 1547 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:20,240 Lovely stuff there from Francis Thomas Cotter. 1548 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,120 Thank you very much. 1549 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,380 Whatever happened to Flight Simulator? 1550 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,840 Did you ever get to Dundalk? 1551 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,300 Thomas! 1552 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,300 You weren't tuned in earlier. 1553 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,880 There was a fellow who was asking me to get the bloody plane out the hangar and fly to Waterford. 1554 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,040 We're going to get it together and get that flight moving at some stage. 1555 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,700 I can't guarantee when that is. 1556 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,080 But at the moment, the hands are tied. 1557 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,240 What are they tied to, Tom? 1558 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,260 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1559 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,360 Just a job. 1560 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:47,840 Only medicine. 1561 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:49,980 I know you're not doing anything underwater. 1562 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,560 Thanks very much, Steph. 1563 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,040 Anna Kondigy, Pepsi Scrolls, shoulder boy. 1564 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,240 Platinum Schemen. 1565 00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:04,380 And we were saying earlier on there that the BillyBet247 app wasn't working. 1566 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:08,700 There was a complaint from a fellow that was from the States saying he couldn't get in. 1567 00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:12,240 Then Padre, there was a fellow who came on and said you've got to use a VPN. 1568 00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:15,380 He'll search out if you email him your details. 1569 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:23,480 He can search out with a European bank account, which will, you know, allow you to gamble because it's illegal in the States. 1570 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:25,880 Anyway, here's another testimonial. 1571 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,020 BillyBet247, win, lose, or draw. 1572 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,900 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 1573 00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:33,380 Yo, what up? 1574 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,500 It's your boy, Snake Fist. 1575 00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:37,140 Back again with another BillyBet247 spread back. 1576 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,060 Connoisseur's tips and tricks scenario. 1577 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,400 That guy from Madrid, right? 1578 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:42,980 Mukus Lodric. 1579 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:45,120 He does the ball touch really well. 1580 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:50,600 If you want to gamble on how many times that guy controls the ball, get on to my man Padre. 1581 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,700 The actual market for the app is not on the app at the moment. 1582 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,880 You have to liaise with me or Padre. 1583 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,440 Send all your bank details to Padre. 1584 00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,180 He'll hook you up with a bank account in Europe. 1585 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:04,880 Sounds legit. 1586 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,180 Yeah, just send your bank details to that fella. 1587 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:11,300 Basically, it's the crack there. 1588 00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:15,500 Your man's been at the BillyBongs, I'd say, says Jimmy Jusis. 1589 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,700 Barres, thank you very much for dispatching that info out of the way. 1590 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,300 We need to look into those guys. 1591 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:25,560 I mean, it doesn't seem really, that doesn't seem as polished now. 1592 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:31,400 I mean, I know we've got BillyBet247 sponsoring the show, but I have to say, I thought that their adverts were going to be a little bit better than that. 1593 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:40,960 I'd go as far as to say that BillyBet247 is so organic that it appeals to a different kind of gambler. 1594 00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:44,300 BillyBet247, win, lose or draw. 1595 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:47,180 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 1596 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,140 Yeah, and you'll always, McCarthy, Buchel, thank you very much. 1597 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,360 The thing about it is that you'll always have an experience to tell win, lose or draw. 1598 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,620 That's their slogan. 1599 00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:58,440 That's their statement. 1600 00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,300 And the Americans can't gamble the way we gamble. 1601 01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:09,540 So, I mean, what's wrong with them circumventing that by setting up bank accounts over here at different places? 1602 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:10,760 Look, I'm not going to go into it. 1603 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:11,860 I don't really understand it. 1604 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:19,200 All I know is that if we keep on plugging them, then they will keep on giving us the support we need as well. 1605 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:26,140 I want to say a big thanks to Lucci, who said, I did my first solo in the 172 out of water for two weeks back some spot. 1606 01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,120 Was that in real life, Lucci? 1607 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,040 Thanks for the tip, McCarthy, Buchel, just tuning in. 1608 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,680 The stream is a great pick-me-up. 1609 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,140 Just lost loads of cash on BillyBet. 1610 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,720 BillyBet247, win, lose or draw. 1611 01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,600 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 1612 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,840 Sorry there to hear about that. 1613 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,340 You're losing the money on BillyBet. 1614 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,920 McCarthy, look, sometimes that's just the way it goes sometimes. 1615 01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:52,880 That's the way it is. 1616 01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:56,260 It's a great app. 1617 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:57,500 Okay. 1618 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,320 And you got to stick with it, you know? 1619 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,300 You wouldn't be encouraging anyone to chase lasses, would you? 1620 01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,440 That's not what I'm saying. 1621 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:08,960 I'm just saying that it's not the end. 1622 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,680 Like, you know, when you think it is, there's always a way out. 1623 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:14,060 Yeah. 1624 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,880 Well, look at it. 1625 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,560 The app is there anyways. 1626 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:19,480 Okay. 1627 01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:21,060 The app's there for you. 1628 01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:22,980 No one's forcing you. 1629 01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:25,340 No one's putting a gun to your head or anything like that. 1630 01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,420 And you have the means to do it. 1631 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:29,380 And it could be worse, hey. 1632 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:38,640 You could be sitting in Worldworth Police Station after your third portion of beans and sausage and tea. 1633 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,180 Beans and sausage and tea. 1634 01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:45,880 Thanks very much for the tip there, Jack Chan. 1635 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:48,020 August killer power. 1636 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,520 We're just going to take a quick break. 1637 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,460 And we're back in less than two minutes. 1638 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,400 Tommy, two minutes. 1639 01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,660 Probably less than a minute. 1640 01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,240 I'd say about 45 seconds. 1641 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,140 Let's do it. 1642 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:00,880 See you in a bit, lads. 1643 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:29,500 See you in a bit. 1644 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:39,880 Chelsea vs Real Madrid. 1645 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,460 Chelsea vs Real Madrid. 1646 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:51,460 Mobile Ozil. 1647 01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:51,460 Technology. 1648 01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:09,980 Rocky P. Spaz. 1649 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:10,840 In your score. 1650 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,280 I am a new year. 1651 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,560 Ui, Ulan, 30 TL. 1652 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,480 1000 TL, percent 100. 1653 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:21,000 Turkey, Ninglik. 1654 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,240 Mobile, Bahis. 1655 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:22,840 Sebedin. 1656 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,080 Mobile, Bahis. 1657 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,440 Mobile, Ozel. 1658 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,740 Yeni, Technology. 1659 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,280 Rocky P Spas. 1660 01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:30,380 I am a new school, Rada. 1661 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,540 I am a new year. 1662 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,860 Ui, Ulan, 30 TL. 1663 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,780 1000 TL, percent 100. 1664 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,300 Turkey, Ninglik. 1665 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:41,600 Mobile, Bahis. 1666 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,080 Sebedin. 1667 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,500 Big shout out to Mobile, Bahis there. 1668 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,580 The boys are coming back out onto the pitch now. 1669 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,440 The second half is about to get underway. 1670 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:53,560 If you have just joined us, this is the Champions League semi-final second leg. 1671 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,980 Real Madrid have to get a goal here. 1672 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,500 To be in with a chance of getting through. 1673 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,540 Even if they get that goal, it's going to go to extra time. 1674 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,780 Tips have just come in there from Oisin Hannigan. 1675 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:05,700 Thank you very much. 1676 01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,660 Stay with our journey. 1677 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,580 Stay with our journey. 1678 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680 Thank you very, very much. 1679 01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:09,740 I hope you're doing well, Oisin. 1680 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:10,760 Jack Chan. 1681 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:12,800 I don't find that Padre fella to be trustworthy. 1682 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:13,940 His eyes are too big. 1683 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,600 Well, Jimmy Joseph said he must have been on the Billy Bangs. 1684 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,680 Killer Powers says, 1685 01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:20,840 How you talking about my need advice? 1686 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,880 Recently got into an argument with a lad in the comments section of a Facebook post. 1687 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:27,800 His name was Mezzy. 1688 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,800 And he called me a stupid fool. 1689 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,940 What should I reply with? 1690 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,780 Just don't bother engaging with this man, you know? 1691 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,560 It's not real life. 1692 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,320 He wouldn't say it to your face, probably. 1693 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,900 You just have to rise above it. 1694 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,560 I think once you start retaliating, that's it. 1695 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:46,100 You've lost. 1696 01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,080 You've been sucked in. 1697 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:51,580 And once you've been sucked in, you're only going to get your block knocked off. 1698 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,920 Thank you very much for the tip, Debbie Ali. 1699 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,440 Thank you very much for the tip. 1700 01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,440 And Luchi. 1701 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:03,880 Busy spreading your 4G, your flight radar stream has made it to the boys who were flying. 1702 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:05,240 Oh yeah. 1703 01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:06,540 It was real life. 1704 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,600 Luchi actually went on a real life flight on a Cessna. 1705 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,400 That's amazing stuff. 1706 01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:13,300 Incredible. 1707 01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:14,480 Really is. 1708 01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:19,880 I'd like to do it myself, but there's just this feeling about it whereby you could die. 1709 01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,200 You could die really easily. 1710 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,080 I know that it's like driving a car. 1711 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,860 You'll learn how to do it, but I mean, at least the car fucks up. 1712 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,720 You can swerve or maybe brake or something like that. 1713 01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:38,040 With a plane like Dodgeville, Tennessee, that's where you'd end up flying into. 1714 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,460 Weider, thank you very much. 1715 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:43,800 And Jimmy Beavers. 1716 01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:45,560 The match has just kicked off, lads. 1717 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,320 Second half. 1718 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,480 Chelsea 1-0 up. 1719 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,160 Timo Werner after 28 minutes with the goal poacher's delight. 1720 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:54,680 And now it's Real Madrid. 1721 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,680 They must have got a bollock in at halftime of Zizou after that performance. 1722 01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:02,920 You wouldn't know what that fella is like. 1723 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:04,740 Is he a bad? 1724 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:07,060 Is he a nasty shouter? 1725 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,580 Is he a strong, silent type? 1726 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,320 Is he imposing? 1727 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:17,780 Does he get into the dressing room at halftime and do a little dance, perhaps? 1728 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,080 Which is just mesmerizing. 1729 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,280 Mesmeric in its concept. 1730 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,080 In its execution. 1731 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,000 Sublime. 1732 01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:26,460 Maybe that's what he does. 1733 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:29,300 Maybe that's why he's won three European Cups. 1734 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,840 But you wouldn't know, Tom. 1735 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,680 It's pure guesswork at the moment. 1736 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:40,320 Real Madrid are making pure guesses as to which way to approach this. 1737 01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:42,300 Trying to find Benzema with the long ball. 1738 01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:45,040 Sergio Ramos is back out again. 1739 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,340 Trying to impose himself on the game. 1740 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,800 It's a crazy, crazy scenario. 1741 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:58,120 46 minutes and 14 seconds played. 1742 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,400 Hope you're all getting on well here. 1743 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,720 Whatever happens. 1744 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,020 This is the half where it has to happen. 1745 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,500 For both sides. 1746 01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:11,160 And Real Madrid are still on the back foot. 1747 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,300 It seems. 1748 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:12,960 As Chelsea. 1749 01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:14,260 Attack down the right hand side. 1750 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,240 Ball comes into the box. 1751 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,160 Try Havertz with the hit and he hits the bar. 1752 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,520 What a header from Havertz. 1753 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,520 Tall bucking. 1754 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,180 Young fella. 1755 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,340 And that's the second great header of the game. 1756 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,400 He really did well. 1757 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,080 To get the guidance and the aim on that header as well. 1758 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,500 And it was a powerful, powerful header. 1759 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:42,040 And it's gone out for a Real Madrid ball. 1760 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:44,920 Chris McBee. 1761 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:45,640 Thank you very much. 1762 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:46,460 Only tuning in now. 1763 01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:50,480 Billy Bet Thugs just let me out on a warning after a bad day on the Billy app. 1764 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,400 Hashtag. 1765 01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,520 Gamble responsibly, lads. 1766 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:56,100 Remember. 1767 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,080 Billy Bet is there. 1768 01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,020 Always. 1769 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,580 And if you're bored. 1770 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,140 Maybe check out Billy Bet on social media. 1771 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,780 All the socials. 1772 01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:08,580 And there's a chance there that there's a Billy Bet rollover going on. 1773 01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:11,060 And there's a chance here as Havertz has the ball. 1774 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,940 He's bringing it forward. 1775 01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,260 Trying to find support. 1776 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,860 Gives it back to Kante. 1777 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:17,720 Kante plays it safe. 1778 01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:20,560 And Chelsea are playing the ball all the way back into their own half again. 1779 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,100 1-0 still to Chelsea. 1780 01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:23,800 Three. 1781 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,780 Thank you very much, Lucci, for the three. 1782 01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:29,440 A few flight hours away from getting the license. 1783 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:35,060 Could take you up some time if you're looking for a dodgy young lad to spin you about the skies. 1784 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:36,320 Bloody hell. 1785 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,360 That will be some stream. 1786 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:40,100 Could we do it? 1787 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,360 That's the thing. 1788 01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:50,660 Do I have the cojones to sit in a Cessna with only a newly licensed pilot and stream it? 1789 01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:55,660 Imagine if that lad just wanted to... 1790 01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:00,980 I'm not going to say, but what if he wanted to fucking do something ridiculous on it? 1791 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,400 And I was live streaming it. 1792 01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:06,140 And that all went out on the live stream. 1793 01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,140 Thank you. 1794 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,080 It would be crazy, Tom. 1795 01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:11,700 That would be one live stream you wouldn't want someone to see. 1796 01:09:13,940 --> 01:09:15,360 Because you'd end up... 1797 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,660 That'd live on forever. 1798 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,260 You'd be on Live League, Tom. 1799 01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:22,540 Don't do it, Tom. 1800 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:23,620 Don't do it. 1801 01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,640 Because there's just a feeling I get whereby... 1802 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,520 I don't think... 1803 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:33,360 If something was to happen to you, I don't think I'd ever be able to go on either. 1804 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:35,840 Yeah. 1805 01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:37,640 I don't think I'll do it. 1806 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,340 Thanks very much for the tip there, Lucci. 1807 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:41,780 And the offer of going up into the sky with you. 1808 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:42,940 And you've got your license. 1809 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,340 And look, I'm sure it's all grand. 1810 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,340 Just... 1811 01:09:48,340 --> 01:09:49,140 Do you know what? 1812 01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:50,840 A little bit like that. 1813 01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:53,840 I'm like bloody Zidane on the sideline now going, 1814 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,620 Oh my God, we're going to miss out on the Champions League final. 1815 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,940 But I'd be missing out on the rest of the finals forever, 1816 01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:04,800 whereas Zizou might actually have a crack of the whip again for another few years, you know? 1817 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:05,600 Yeah. 1818 01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,820 Zizou can play again. 1819 01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:07,880 He'll go again next year. 1820 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:12,560 Whereas there'll be no next year for you or me, I believe, 1821 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,880 if anything was to happen. 1822 01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:16,740 And what about all your passengers as well? 1823 01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:17,480 The bus. 1824 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:18,900 It'd be the end of the road. 1825 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,260 Here comes Chelsea again. 1826 01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:21,660 Havertz puts the ball in. 1827 01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:23,760 Tries to find Chilwell, is it? 1828 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,700 Or Aspilicueta? 1829 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,920 It is Aspilicueta. 1830 01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:30,700 On the balloon now. 1831 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:33,760 Passing its side hatchways to Havertz. 1832 01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,020 Havertz. 1833 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,040 Back to bloody Christensen. 1834 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:39,560 And they've passed it back to Thiago Silva now. 1835 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:41,360 And it's gone back. 1836 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,600 And Chelsea are mounting up another attack again with that man Mason Mount. 1837 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:46,540 Pardon the pun. 1838 01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:47,800 Yep. 1839 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,840 Giving out to Roediger. 1840 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:52,440 Roediger tries to find Werner a cheeky little ball down the side hatch. 1841 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,220 Thanks for the tip. 1842 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,220 And now Chelsea are on the move. 1843 01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:56,080 Taken down. 1844 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:56,620 Foul. 1845 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,140 Dangerous area again. 1846 01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,160 Ben Chilwell. 1847 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,000 It's great at winning those fouls. 1848 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:01,700 Thank you very much. 1849 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,820 Pineapple for the tip there. 1850 01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:04,720 And Girlfriends. 1851 01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:05,760 Bum. 1852 01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,640 Thank you very much. 1853 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:08,360 Councillor Lisa Chambers. 1854 01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,280 Thank you very much. 1855 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,000 August 1. 1856 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:12,880 Thank you very much. 1857 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,260 And when the fun stops. 1858 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,120 Double down on Billy Betchesay when the fun stops. 1859 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:19,980 Great advice. 1860 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,660 And Lucci. 1861 01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:22,340 Thank you very much. 1862 01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:23,080 Chris McBee. 1863 01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,240 I hope you're getting on well. 1864 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:24,860 Thanks for the job. 1865 01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:26,140 And Billy NoMits. 1866 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,700 I hope you are doing well. 1867 01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:28,340 A lot of tips. 1868 01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:29,180 A lot of messages. 1869 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,340 But the match is picking up pace here. 1870 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,380 We need to come back to you all, lads. 1871 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,640 Thanks very much for the tip, Billy NoMits. 1872 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,480 How are you, Tom? 1873 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,020 And Francis, how's Tommy Coyne going? 1874 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:43,100 Francis, would you be comfortable saying that Shawshank Redemption greatly represents prison? 1875 01:11:43,180 --> 01:11:44,400 Seeing you're inexperienced now. 1876 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:45,120 I don't know. 1877 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,100 Ball comes in for Chelsea. 1878 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:46,680 Heads go up. 1879 01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:47,980 Just over the bar there. 1880 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,000 Rudiger got the head on it, I believe. 1881 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:52,060 Or it was Thiago Silver. 1882 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,420 And it's a goal kick to Real Madrid. 1883 01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:59,440 No Shawshank Redemption scenario going on here at the moment. 1884 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,300 They just don't build prisons like they built them in that film. 1885 01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:07,060 This fucking cell is solid as a rock. 1886 01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:09,380 And there's no chance. 1887 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,920 It's routinely checked. 1888 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,940 There's CCTV built into the cell. 1889 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:18,700 So even if you did have a rude picture of a lady in a state of undress, 1890 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,940 covering up what is an escape hole that you've been chiseling for decades, 1891 01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:26,120 years and years, they would easily see it. 1892 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,080 You're just... 1893 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320 Do you know what? 1894 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,980 When you're in prison, basically your whole freedom is taken away from you. 1895 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,060 Yeah, that's the concept of prison. 1896 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:35,460 All right. 1897 01:12:35,540 --> 01:12:36,860 We're going to put the score on the screen. 1898 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:41,700 Yeah, but I thought there was still a little bit of freedom and privacy, 1899 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,440 like, you know, like in Shawshank Redemption. 1900 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:46,360 Yeah. 1901 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,040 Well, there's not now. 1902 01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:54,000 Is it not against the law to have a camera in the cell? 1903 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,560 Is that like a human right? 1904 01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:57,000 Not sure. 1905 01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:58,120 Really not sure. 1906 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,600 Never been inside, and I don't want to either. 1907 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:03,980 Tobes. 1908 01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:05,940 Thanks very much for the tip here. 1909 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,820 Real Madrid, I'm going to have to pull the finger out here. 1910 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:17,460 They're moments, minutes away from missing out here on a European Cup final place, 1911 01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:22,620 which would have been Zidane's fourth under his tenure as Real Madrid manager. 1912 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:24,040 Jay Sharky 580. 1913 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:24,820 Thank you very much. 1914 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,340 I'm stuck in Castlebarra Garden Station. 1915 01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:30,420 The last two weeks for an attempted heist on Tommy Coyne. 1916 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:30,680 Help. 1917 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,340 Well, your problem there, Jay Sharky, is it? 1918 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,240 You attempted a heist on a crypto. 1919 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,680 Here comes Mason Mount. 1920 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,440 Puts the ball in over the bar. 1921 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:45,400 Lovely little cheeky run from Mount. 1922 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,600 But the finish just was not there. 1923 01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:50,560 Billy Butt Boppin, thank you very much. 1924 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,800 Yeah, trying to attempt a heist on a cryptocurrency just is not going to work out for you at all 1925 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,200 because it's all zeros and ones. 1926 01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:58,980 It's all blockchain. 1927 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:01,340 Unless you've digitized yourself. 1928 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,620 You've taken the blue pill or the red pill or whatever it is, 1929 01:14:04,820 --> 01:14:06,380 and you've gone into the matrix. 1930 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,520 But that's for the birds. 1931 01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:10,580 So I mute the mic while the wind. 1932 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,160 I'm really glad I did that. 1933 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,040 Let's have a look here now. 1934 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:24,160 Anybody in the chat there causing any problems? 1935 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:31,200 When I see somebody say a load of comments after another, I just look at the chat and go, 1936 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,140 what's going on there? 1937 01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:34,500 My stomach hurts all the time. 1938 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:35,620 I'm a guy. 1939 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,480 Okay. 1940 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,980 Well, we've got the eye on you there. 1941 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,160 I've got milk in the chat. 1942 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,880 You're under surveillance. 1943 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:46,040 I should put it like that. 1944 01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:46,620 Yeah. 1945 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:47,880 You're under surveillance. 1946 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,260 I'm under investigation. 1947 01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:51,860 Still under dubious COVID charges. 1948 01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:56,500 But I don't think I can't see you in the chat there, got milk. 1949 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,200 You've wrote a few comments. 1950 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:02,700 They're not ruffling any feathers, but they don't make sense either. 1951 01:15:02,820 --> 01:15:06,800 And I'm very suspicious of people who don't make sense. 1952 01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,180 Midwest Heating and Plumbing. 1953 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,000 Thanks for the tip. 1954 01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:12,300 Benzema on the ball. 1955 01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:15,480 But something's gone up as an offside flag. 1956 01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,660 It's not going to work out. 1957 01:15:17,020 --> 01:15:19,420 He looks very frustrated to Kareem Benzema. 1958 01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:22,240 I actually have a picture he put up on Twitter the other day. 1959 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,480 He's a bit of a fashionista. 1960 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:25,140 His old Benzy boy. 1961 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,120 What's he at? 1962 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:30,140 Was he modelling jackets again without putting his arms into them again? 1963 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:31,040 Is that what he was doing? 1964 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,660 You got it in one. 1965 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,560 He's a solid looking dude. 1966 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,220 But he... 1967 01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:39,200 Where is it now? 1968 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:40,260 Do we have that picture? 1969 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,540 Hopefully we have that. 1970 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:45,440 Screenshot. 1971 01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,260 Oh, here we are. 1972 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:48,720 Let's have a look at that now. 1973 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,720 Kareem Benzema. 1974 01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:53,460 Reasons. 1975 01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:00,140 Yeah, here he is there now. 1976 01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:05,500 Kareem Benzema there. 1977 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,680 Modelling a jacket. 1978 01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:12,180 And he's forgot that you actually have to put your arm through the fucking jacket to wear it. 1979 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,500 But he doesn't care. 1980 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,700 Because he's Benzema. 1981 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,140 He simply says... 1982 01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:19,140 He simply says... 1983 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:20,140 He simply says... 1984 01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,720 Ain't worried. 1985 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,640 He's not worried about it. 1986 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:25,540 Not one bit. 1987 01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,320 Isn't it crazy? 1988 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,860 Crazy world, isn't it? 1989 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:32,900 I wonder... 1990 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,220 Is he... 1991 01:16:33,220 --> 01:16:34,980 Are they his own jackets he's selling? 1992 01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:36,760 Or is he modelling them for someone else? 1993 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,020 Couldn't tell you. 1994 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:40,600 Tell you he'd want to model... 1995 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,140 He'd want to model a bloody football. 1996 01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:43,880 And get the ball into the goal. 1997 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,240 Because it's not working out for him at all. 1998 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:47,440 Tommy Tushel. 1999 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,320 On the side hatch. 2000 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:50,780 Pacing up and down. 2001 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,160 He takes a lot of steps. 2002 01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:53,540 Does Tommy Tushel. 2003 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,320 On the side hatch. 2004 01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:56,520 He is. 2005 01:16:56,580 --> 01:16:57,320 He's a walker. 2006 01:16:57,460 --> 01:16:58,320 He's a talker. 2007 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,920 He's an arm flapper. 2008 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,140 Thank you very much. 2009 01:17:01,340 --> 01:17:01,760 Daff. 2010 01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:03,460 Hope you're getting on well. 2011 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,900 Bertie Ahern Slush Fund. 2012 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:06,140 Real Chris Torloff. 2013 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:06,960 Thank you very much. 2014 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,360 Midwest Heating and Plumbing. 2015 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,220 Billy Butt. 2016 01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:11,520 Jay Sharky Bertie Ahern Slush Fund. 2017 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,140 Tobes. 2018 01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:14,400 Who says Billy... 2019 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,840 Billy Det got me. 2020 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,500 But the experience was worth it. 2021 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,080 One for later. 2022 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,440 I can't click on that link. 2023 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,300 Because I don't have access to a computer. 2024 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,400 Thanks very much for the stream lads. 2025 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,060 The stream. 2026 01:17:25,180 --> 01:17:25,540 The tip. 2027 01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:26,980 Thanks very much lads. 2028 01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:29,960 Up the Viper says Darren Smith. 2029 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:30,720 Thanks very much. 2030 01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:33,840 For joining and giving us something to... 2031 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,840 To be happy and proud about. 2032 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,180 Where is that fella? 2033 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:37,800 Got milk. 2034 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,180 Just said a load of weird shit. 2035 01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:40,340 We don't know what he's on about. 2036 01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:42,300 But he's not ruffling any feathers. 2037 01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:43,880 So we're not going to do anything. 2038 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,080 The cream rises. 2039 01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:47,340 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2040 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,340 Real Madrid here. 2041 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,060 They're not looking threatening at all. 2042 01:17:52,060 --> 01:17:52,380 Are they? 2043 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,900 They've had one good solid chance. 2044 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,420 And here's another one as we speak. 2045 01:17:56,740 --> 01:17:57,640 And it's gone a begging. 2046 01:17:58,060 --> 01:18:00,380 Because Rudiger is all over. 2047 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,980 He's bossing that defence today. 2048 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,920 He's wearing the mask of the man from Phantom of the Opera. 2049 01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,800 But it matters not. 2050 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:08,200 To him. 2051 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,700 Chelsea really have a great player in him. 2052 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:11,480 He's strong. 2053 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,040 He's solid. 2054 01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:13,700 And you can tell he's inspiring confidence. 2055 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:14,720 As we said. 2056 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,960 Hazard does a little cheeky pirouette on the ball. 2057 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,240 Gives it to Modric. 2058 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,880 Lays it out to Vinicius Junior on that right flank. 2059 01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:23,060 He's dancing around. 2060 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:24,080 Trying to find the cross. 2061 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:24,860 Lays it back. 2062 01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:25,760 Ball comes in. 2063 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:30,260 And it's straight into the hands of Mindy. 2064 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:34,320 On a Wednesday night. 2065 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:38,580 Maybe you could do something with that again. 2066 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:47,380 It's straight into the hands of Mindy. 2067 01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:50,940 On a Wednesday night. 2068 01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:55,140 It's straight into the hands of Wednesday. 2069 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,300 On a men any given Mindy. 2070 01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:05,480 We want to see Real Madrid pull the tricks out the sack of the hat. 2071 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,900 But they don't have the means to do it. 2072 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,860 They really miss Ronaldo. 2073 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:15,500 Yeah. 2074 01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:18,840 He used to score goals by the dozen. 2075 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,740 And now he doesn't. 2076 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,520 Because he doesn't even play for them. 2077 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:26,720 Anymore. 2078 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:28,480 Tonight. 2079 01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,140 Here comes. 2080 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:30,800 Chelsea. 2081 01:19:31,060 --> 01:19:31,580 Havertz. 2082 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,200 Oh. 2083 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,260 One on one with the keeper. 2084 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,880 And he just hits it straight at the keeper. 2085 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,580 And tried to nutmeg the keeper. 2086 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:38,860 Wow. 2087 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,100 Nice bit of play. 2088 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,860 It was a lovely bit of counter attack and play from Chelsea. 2089 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,860 They look so much more dangerous. 2090 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:45,980 Than. 2091 01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,900 Than Real Madrid. 2092 01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:55,340 They really look more dangerous. 2093 01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,300 Than Real Madrid. 2094 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,400 Saying that. 2095 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,540 Madrid are on the ball. 2096 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,460 What can they do? 2097 01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,280 Sweet F all. 2098 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,780 It's Luka Modric. 2099 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:08,660 Modric. 2100 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:10,600 Modric. 2101 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:12,660 Modric. 2102 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:16,140 He's coming here to pick and fetch. 2103 01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:17,880 Here comes Real Madrid. 2104 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,520 Pass out to the wing. 2105 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,300 They're looking for bodies in the box. 2106 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,920 Benzema 1-2 with Tony Cruz. 2107 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,360 How do you do? 2108 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,460 Defended well by Chelsea. 2109 01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:31,380 It's out into the middle of the pitch. 2110 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,560 A man goes down. 2111 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,880 Foul given. 2112 01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,920 Now Chelsea's looking like a clown. 2113 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,700 Lovely stuff there. 2114 01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:45,960 It really changes the pace of the game altogether as well. 2115 01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:46,600 Gives us something. 2116 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,540 Another dimension. 2117 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,220 Madrid are looking a little bit more spicy and feisty now. 2118 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,940 As they're building up a bit of attack on the left hand side. 2119 01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:57,500 Friesian bulk has for sale. 2120 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,040 Thanks very much for the tip. 2121 01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:01,280 Hopefully you're doing well. 2122 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,100 Madrid are beginning to boss it a little bit now. 2123 01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,340 Sergio Ramos sticking up for himself. 2124 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,740 Standing up for the squad. 2125 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:08,940 Luka Modric. 2126 01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,840 Out to the left hand flank side. 2127 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:11,560 Now. 2128 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:12,600 Real Madrid. 2129 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:13,420 Can they do something? 2130 01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:14,160 Benzema. 2131 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:15,420 And that fella. 2132 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:15,620 Oh. 2133 01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:17,940 Sorry. 2134 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:18,700 Cahill. 2135 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,340 Thank you very much. 2136 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,600 Luka Modric puts it out to the right hand flank. 2137 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,320 Lovely control by Vinicius Junior. 2138 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,620 Controls it with his shoulder. 2139 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,880 Takes out a man. 2140 01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:28,540 Lovely skill from Junior. 2141 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,040 Puts it into the box. 2142 01:21:30,100 --> 01:21:30,780 It's headed away. 2143 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,960 Crazy bit of play there from that man. 2144 01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,160 Who's that fella for real Madrid now? 2145 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:36,840 Number six. 2146 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,180 Nacho. 2147 01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:42,660 Nacho. 2148 01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,140 Nacho. 2149 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:46,260 Nacho. 2150 01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:49,540 I'd love a little nacho. 2151 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,580 To dip into some spicy stuff. 2152 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,940 Now the play is getting rough. 2153 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,500 There's handbags. 2154 01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,980 On the side of the pitch. 2155 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,380 Handbags on the side of the pitch. 2156 01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:03,600 As that man Nacho. 2157 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:04,800 Gets into a little. 2158 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:06,040 Scrap a letter. 2159 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,120 With Asper La Cueta. 2160 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,320 Yellow card is being brandished. 2161 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:10,180 By the referee. 2162 01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:11,820 And that's a yellow card. 2163 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:12,820 For Nacho. 2164 01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:15,880 Who's being a naughty little Nacho. 2165 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,780 He pulled down his man. 2166 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:18,780 Havertz. 2167 01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:21,040 And then Havertz kicked him in the goalies. 2168 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,880 I don't think Havertz. 2169 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,240 Got a card for it. 2170 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,460 But maybe they might look at that. 2171 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,640 On the replay or something. 2172 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,280 Maybe they might look at that. 2173 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,100 On the replay or something. 2174 01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:36,300 Nacho. 2175 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:39,900 What a little nasty Nacho he is. 2176 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:42,320 Time for a substitution. 2177 01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:44,900 For Real Madrid. 2178 01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:48,120 Mendy comes off. 2179 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:52,220 And a fella comes on. 2180 01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:56,240 Vinicius Junior off. 2181 01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,840 And Marcus Asensio comes on. 2182 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:05,320 That's Marcus Asensio replacing Vinicius Junior. 2183 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:07,180 I wouldn't have done that myself. 2184 01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:12,500 Because I thought Junior's got a great touch and his great skill. 2185 01:23:13,340 --> 01:23:16,880 The other fella who came on there was Federico Valverde. 2186 01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:25,260 And he is after replacing Mendy on the left wing for Real Madrid. 2187 01:23:25,820 --> 01:23:26,940 Valverde of course. 2188 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,780 The Spanish footballer. 2189 01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:33,900 Oh it's a Uruguayan footballer. 2190 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:34,860 Sorry I beg your pardon. 2191 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360 Just checked there to make sure. 2192 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,040 It's still 1-0 here to Chelsky. 2193 01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:42,280 And they had a second goal. 2194 01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,940 Oh they had a goal disallowed as well. 2195 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,120 So they could be 2-0 up. 2196 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,800 For an offside. 2197 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,420 Timo Werner earlier on. 2198 01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:50,380 Thank you very much Cahill for the tip. 2199 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,080 Friesian bullcats for sale. 2200 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:52,820 The cream rises. 2201 01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:56,380 This is brought to you by Mobile Bass. 2202 01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:57,460 Mobile Bass. 2203 01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:57,700 Mobile Bass. 2204 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,040 Any technology. 2205 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,520 Rocky P. Spas. 2206 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,320 In your school. 2207 01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:07,780 In association with BillyBet247. 2208 01:24:08,780 --> 01:24:09,940 Get on that stuff. 2209 01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:13,260 BillyBet247 testimonials. 2210 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:17,700 Yeah I thought about BillyBet247. 2211 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:18,660 It's messed up. 2212 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,560 Make sure you download it yet. 2213 01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,280 Here come Real Madrid down the wing now. 2214 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:25,680 Nacho. 2215 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:26,880 Asensio. 2216 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,680 Ball comes in from Asensio. 2217 01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:30,540 Rudiger is there again. 2218 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:31,940 He's just. 2219 01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:33,580 He's omnipresent. 2220 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,380 He's there in the attack as well. 2221 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,180 No hazards. 2222 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:39,900 Oh sorry I mean hazards. 2223 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:41,220 He's on the ball. 2224 01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:42,520 He's in the box. 2225 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:44,260 A shot goes off. 2226 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:47,140 It's become a corner ball for Madrid. 2227 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:52,260 And it was Eden Hazard who did what he did. 2228 01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:55,500 Just gonna knock this on the head now. 2229 01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:57,660 Just gonna knock that on the head. 2230 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:58,460 It's going too far. 2231 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,140 Thanks very much for the tip there. 2232 01:25:00,260 --> 01:25:01,360 Naughty by Nacho. 2233 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:02,440 And Kyle thank you very much. 2234 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:02,880 Does Billy. 2235 01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:04,700 Corner comes in from Real Madrid. 2236 01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:05,660 Heads go up. 2237 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,160 It's headed away by Chelsea. 2238 01:25:08,540 --> 01:25:09,860 Gone back out to Real Madrid though. 2239 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:11,240 They're gonna launch another Thunderball. 2240 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:11,760 Thunderball. 2241 01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,080 And they're taking down. 2242 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,780 Free kick in a dangerous area. 2243 01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:17,220 Eden Hazard winning that free kick. 2244 01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:17,980 Timo Werner. 2245 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:21,780 The man who will be penalized. 2246 01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:24,340 But he won't be carded again. 2247 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,760 I don't think he's already on a yellow. 2248 01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:27,220 No he hasn't. 2249 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:29,720 Free kick here. 2250 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:30,760 Real Madrid. 2251 01:25:31,020 --> 01:25:31,860 64 minutes. 2252 01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:32,880 They need to score. 2253 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:33,860 It has to happen. 2254 01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:35,360 It has to happen. 2255 01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:37,480 Free kick comes in. 2256 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:38,480 Heads go up. 2257 01:25:39,020 --> 01:25:40,220 Headed away again by Chelsea. 2258 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,320 Chelsea are just dealing with Real Madrid very easily here. 2259 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:45,640 And now Timo Werner is on the fucking break. 2260 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,620 Counter attack. 2261 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:48,460 He's got two men to beat. 2262 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:49,880 He's got two men on his side. 2263 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,700 Will he use Havertz? 2264 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,100 He's released N'Golo Kante. 2265 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,920 N'Golo Kante is straight at the keeper. 2266 01:25:55,940 --> 01:25:56,400 I would have. 2267 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,940 He should have fucking squared it to Havertz I'd say. 2268 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:01,500 He would have been more competent than Kante in that scenario. 2269 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,780 But I suppose it already. 2270 01:26:04,180 --> 01:26:07,060 Havertz had a chance earlier on. 2271 01:26:07,180 --> 01:26:08,100 Just like that one. 2272 01:26:08,220 --> 01:26:08,920 He didn't get in. 2273 01:26:09,020 --> 01:26:11,580 Maybe Werner's confidence has gone in Havertz. 2274 01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:12,720 We don't know. 2275 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,260 But Asensio is on the ball now from a straight down the left. 2276 01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:16,600 He's utilizing Cruz. 2277 01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:18,200 Who's going to control it. 2278 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,100 Take it into the middle. 2279 01:26:19,580 --> 01:26:20,720 And then back to Hazard. 2280 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:21,900 Back to Asensio. 2281 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,800 Then to Benzema. 2282 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:24,840 Back to Cruz. 2283 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,700 Cruz puts it into the middle. 2284 01:26:27,700 --> 01:26:30,760 And it's gone right out to that right-hand flank side. 2285 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,240 The fellow who came on. 2286 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:33,880 Valverde. 2287 01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:36,800 It's nice passing by Madrid. 2288 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,260 But they just don't have any. 2289 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,580 They don't have any real idea. 2290 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:43,600 As to how to finish their attack and moves. 2291 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:47,840 And it's very rare actually to see them get down to that final third of the pitch. 2292 01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:49,440 Because Chelsea are all over them. 2293 01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:50,840 And when they're not all over them. 2294 01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:52,180 They're blocking the routes. 2295 01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:54,560 So it's just a crazy bit of ball. 2296 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,440 Crazy bit of business. 2297 01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:55,880 Now. 2298 01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:56,540 Modric. 2299 01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,300 On the middle. 2300 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,180 In the middle. 2301 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,500 Cruises Cruz down the left-hand side. 2302 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:01,040 Cruz. 2303 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:01,900 Strong. 2304 01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:03,220 Holds up the ball well. 2305 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:04,060 Back to Modric. 2306 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,000 Out to Asensio. 2307 01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:07,080 Asensio tries to find Cruz again. 2308 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:09,080 But ricochets off the back of a Chelsea player. 2309 01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,680 And it's gone up for a throw in here. 2310 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,500 66 minutes on the clock. 2311 01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:17,140 Chelsea competently dealing with any sort of attack that Real Madrid can muster. 2312 01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:20,440 They just don't look like the Real Madrid of a few years ago. 2313 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:20,940 Again. 2314 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,260 I know we keep on saying that. 2315 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:23,160 Ronaldo. 2316 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:23,620 You know. 2317 01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:24,300 This that and the other. 2318 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,460 But they did rely upon him so much. 2319 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:26,900 Didn't they? 2320 01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:27,500 Oh. 2321 01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:28,240 For fuck's sake. 2322 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:28,460 Like. 2323 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:28,720 You know. 2324 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:29,380 It's Ronaldo. 2325 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:31,220 It's Ronaldo like. 2326 01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:31,480 You know. 2327 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:32,760 Yeah. 2328 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,140 If you have anything else you can add to that. 2329 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:35,380 What's Ronaldo? 2330 01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,080 What more can you say? 2331 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:38,340 Werner is going off. 2332 01:27:38,700 --> 01:27:42,840 And he is now being replaced by that man. 2333 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,020 The American man. 2334 01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:46,780 Pulisic. 2335 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,640 Christian Pulisic. 2336 01:27:50,020 --> 01:27:58,240 Who is really the big first American soccer ball deluxe master that the game has seen. 2337 01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:00,360 And I mean. 2338 01:28:00,780 --> 01:28:03,820 There really hasn't been anyone else as good as him really. 2339 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,100 Has there? 2340 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:05,980 Casey Keller. 2341 01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,240 Remember that goalkeeper. 2342 01:28:07,540 --> 01:28:09,360 He was fantastic for Leicester wasn't he? 2343 01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:10,160 Yeah. 2344 01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:12,120 But he wasn't on Pulisic level. 2345 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:12,660 You know. 2346 01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:15,080 And you can't compare a goalie with an outfield player. 2347 01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,320 It's like comparing apples with oranges. 2348 01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:21,000 But Casey Keller seemed like a good man. 2349 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,420 That's all I can say. 2350 01:28:24,660 --> 01:28:25,800 Real Madrid here. 2351 01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:28,760 Feeling to deal with Chelsea. 2352 01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:31,900 Who are pumping men up the pitch. 2353 01:28:32,380 --> 01:28:35,460 They're playing dangerous dicey games of football here. 2354 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:36,720 Passing it back to the goalie. 2355 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:39,940 And it's Rudiger. 2356 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:42,920 The solid rock of a man on the ball for Chelsea now. 2357 01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:44,240 Trying to bring it forward. 2358 01:28:44,980 --> 01:28:45,940 Looks for options. 2359 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:47,120 Passes it back. 2360 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,120 That back line. 2361 01:28:49,340 --> 01:28:51,040 It's getting tense and tight now. 2362 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:54,020 The top of this scenario for these two top teams. 2363 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,300 It's out to the right hand flank side. 2364 01:28:56,380 --> 01:28:58,640 We're interested in seeing what Chelsea can do here. 2365 01:28:58,720 --> 01:28:59,540 Can they build something? 2366 01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:00,040 And go look. 2367 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:00,340 Kante. 2368 01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:02,120 Steam plowing down the center of the pitch. 2369 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,400 He tries to play in mount. 2370 01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:04,960 Leads it off to that left hand side. 2371 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,000 Back to Kante again. 2372 01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:07,720 Thanks. 2373 01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:08,540 Thank you very much. 2374 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,800 Tip Hardman for the tip. 2375 01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:12,820 Tell Steve O'Dea that I'll fight him in Cattleball Alley. 2376 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:14,680 Well you heard it here Steve. 2377 01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,600 There's a man who wants to fight you. 2378 01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:23,060 Make sure you broadcast that live on Twitch or YouTube. 2379 01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:26,240 Build up an organic audience. 2380 01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:28,980 And bring the fights to the masses. 2381 01:29:29,380 --> 01:29:30,340 It's what people want to see. 2382 01:29:31,380 --> 01:29:32,200 I just have to say. 2383 01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:34,000 That's illegal. 2384 01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:37,320 In terms of the rules of Twitch and YouTube. 2385 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:40,440 You're not allowed to broadcast bare knuckle fights. 2386 01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,580 And ball all is just not the way. 2387 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:44,040 It's just not allowed. 2388 01:29:44,780 --> 01:29:46,240 But it's a sport is it not? 2389 01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,440 If you could just say it's under the rules of sport. 2390 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,840 Here come the sportsmen of Chelsea now. 2391 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,560 Trying to mount an attack with that man Mason Mount again. 2392 01:29:55,540 --> 01:29:58,540 And Havertz is getting a fucking talk into by the referee there. 2393 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,720 Sergio Ramos has done feck all really in this game. 2394 01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:02,740 I haven't seen much of him. 2395 01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:05,480 And he's not doing his job really either. 2396 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:10,140 Because Chelsea are seeing more of the Real Madrid goal than otherwise. 2397 01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:13,580 Tommy Tuchel. 2398 01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:14,480 Absolutely. 2399 01:30:15,060 --> 01:30:16,920 Bellowing out the bellow ball there. 2400 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:18,940 Big time. 2401 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:21,180 Billy Bet 247. 2402 01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:22,300 Win, lose or draw. 2403 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:25,180 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 2404 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,500 Yo what up Joe boy Snake. 2405 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:30,400 First back again with another Billy Bet 247 spread back. 2406 01:30:30,460 --> 01:30:32,360 Connoisseur's tips and tricks scenario. 2407 01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:34,660 That guy from Madrid right. 2408 01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:36,300 Mookus Lodrick. 2409 01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:38,400 He does the ball touch really well. 2410 01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:41,940 If you want to gamble on how many times that guy controls the ball. 2411 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,880 Get on to my man Padre. 2412 01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:47,980 The actual market for this app for the app is not on the app at the moment. 2413 01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:50,120 You have to liaise with me or Padre. 2414 01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,700 Send all your bank details to Padre. 2415 01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,460 He'll hook you up with a bank account in Europe. 2416 01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,300 Billet 247. 2417 01:30:58,500 --> 01:30:59,420 Win, lose or draw. 2418 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:02,300 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 2419 01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:04,000 Hey guys. 2420 01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:04,400 What's up? 2421 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:05,000 It's Padre. 2422 01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,460 Coming back at you with another Billy Bet 247. 2423 01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:08,200 Billy Ball. 2424 01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:09,240 Roll over the sting. 2425 01:31:09,820 --> 01:31:12,320 Have you got the Billy Balls to take it to the next level? 2426 01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:13,140 If so. 2427 01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,080 I want to see those bank details. 2428 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,380 Make sure you message me. 2429 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,640 And tell me how you want the money transferred. 2430 01:31:19,060 --> 01:31:21,020 Also to give me the sort code. 2431 01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:21,960 Address. 2432 01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:23,660 The name on the account. 2433 01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:24,740 Remember that's important. 2434 01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,080 And always, always, always. 2435 01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:29,240 Delete the email after you send it. 2436 01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,420 Thank you very much. 2437 01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:46,920 Billy Bet 247. 2438 01:31:46,920 --> 01:32:06,240 Sorry about that, guys. 2439 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,080 We were just ruminating. 2440 01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:13,060 And Billy Bet 247, their strategy. 2441 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,360 Whether or not it seems legit. 2442 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,920 It's hard for us to say. 2443 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:18,400 But look. 2444 01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:21,240 We need them. 2445 01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:22,020 We need them. 2446 01:32:22,100 --> 01:32:23,300 Otherwise, the stream dies. 2447 01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:25,940 It's Billy Bet or bust. 2448 01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:27,120 Is what we're saying. 2449 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:28,280 Isn't that the crack, France? 2450 01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:29,680 That's the crack. 2451 01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:30,320 I mean. 2452 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,040 That man was asking people to send emails. 2453 01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:37,520 Containing their bank details and sort codes and stuff. 2454 01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:40,760 And then saying, delete the email after you've sent it. 2455 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:42,020 So. 2456 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,240 You do the math on that one. 2457 01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:45,860 I'm not sure. 2458 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:48,580 But here comes Pulisic. 2459 01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,980 And he's won a corner there. 2460 01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:52,340 Current General Gaddafi. 2461 01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:54,100 Thanks very much for the tip, lads. 2462 01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:55,740 Sorry about that. 2463 01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:59,980 Champions League final is getting moved to stadium in Verdansk. 2464 01:33:00,820 --> 01:33:02,700 Fans are going to be dropping in, you say. 2465 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:03,960 That's great news altogether. 2466 01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:05,920 That is great news. 2467 01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:07,920 Can you imagine the Champions League final? 2468 01:33:08,340 --> 01:33:09,720 If it's a boring game. 2469 01:33:10,140 --> 01:33:15,500 Then having 150 people dropping into the stadium. 2470 01:33:16,180 --> 01:33:19,940 All armed with weapons and getting loadouts and stuff like that. 2471 01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:22,320 That would certainly be a spicy scenario. 2472 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,180 Ball comes in cross. 2473 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:23,480 Oh! 2474 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:24,580 Corner ball. 2475 01:33:25,060 --> 01:33:25,920 And I think it was Rudiger. 2476 01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,460 And I think it was Thiago Silva again. 2477 01:33:27,660 --> 01:33:28,860 With the bullet header. 2478 01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:33,140 Which nearly, nearly connected strong enough to go into the goal. 2479 01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:40,700 Just, he was put off enough there by Sergio Ramos or one of the boys. 2480 01:33:42,300 --> 01:33:43,060 Jeez, nearly. 2481 01:33:43,220 --> 01:33:44,680 That would have been sewn up. 2482 01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:46,340 I'd imagine if Chelsea had got that. 2483 01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,220 What the hell are Real Madrid doing? 2484 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:50,360 Having a look on the bench here. 2485 01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:52,160 I've got... 2486 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:56,760 I actually don't really know any of those players on the bench that they've got. 2487 01:33:57,860 --> 01:33:59,040 You know, it's not like... 2488 01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:00,620 Whoever goes through is... 2489 01:34:00,620 --> 01:34:03,540 I think it's Man City is going to beat whoever the... 2490 01:34:03,540 --> 01:34:04,660 Either of these two anyway. 2491 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,680 So, I mean... 2492 01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:09,720 It's not like they have a bench like Man City have a full fucking... 2493 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:11,000 First team on the bench. 2494 01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:13,860 Real Madrid, just not the Galacticos they once were. 2495 01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:15,820 Conor Gerrity, thank you very much. 2496 01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:19,260 I just seen someone towing a G-bailer. 2497 01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:22,180 Out of the Belladream bypass. 2498 01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:24,720 With a white 2003 Land Cruiser. 2499 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,960 I thought these were still on pre-order. 2500 01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:28,100 Can you please explain? 2501 01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:30,000 Look, we actually don't know. 2502 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:32,920 Maybe there was a spec model that went out during the week. 2503 01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:35,760 And someone has got their hands on one. 2504 01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:38,920 And if it's a Land Cruiser, a white Land Cruiser, 2505 01:34:39,060 --> 01:34:41,340 then they're probably not short of a few pounds themselves. 2506 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,120 Maybe a few business deals. 2507 01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,780 Clandestein business deals were made. 2508 01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:47,800 And that's all I can... 2509 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,660 I can't shed any light on that at the moment. 2510 01:34:49,660 --> 01:34:51,260 Mesa Mount. 2511 01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:53,280 Just put the fucking ball on it. 2512 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:54,260 It's a replay from earlier on. 2513 01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:56,300 Chelsea. 2514 01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:57,900 On the attack again. 2515 01:34:58,240 --> 01:34:58,700 Real Madrid. 2516 01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,280 I think it's the Black Sox, lads. 2517 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,400 They were in the Black Sox, 2518 01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:03,000 and we said earlier on, didn't we, Francis? 2519 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:03,860 Yep. 2520 01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:06,460 They changed their kit colour scheme. 2521 01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:08,500 I didn't think it would matter, 2522 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:14,960 but it's really fucking become a real psychological sore point for them. 2523 01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:20,120 As a fella called Rodrigo warms up for Madrid on the sideline now. 2524 01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,900 Let's get a little bit of intel on Rodrigo. 2525 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:34,800 Rodrigo Silva de Goiz is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a winger for Spanish club Real Madrid and the Brazil national team. 2526 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,440 What's his stats for the Brazil side? 2527 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:48,440 He has been capped three times since 2019 for the full squad, having played for the under-17s, 20s, and 23s on the way there. 2528 01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:53,820 But he's a big-time Real Madrid hot prospect for the future. 2529 01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,600 And we're looking forward to seeing what he can do here, 2530 01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:59,820 and interestingly, see who he's coming on for as well. 2531 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:01,900 Modric is looking a little bit tired. 2532 01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,820 75 minutes gone here. 2533 01:36:05,900 --> 01:36:11,160 75-23, 24-25, 75-26, 75-27, 75-28. 2534 01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:12,200 You get the picture. 2535 01:36:12,340 --> 01:36:13,980 You know where we are in terms of the time. 2536 01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:17,840 I'd love to be able to show you a cropped screen of our screen here, 2537 01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:19,220 but we're dicing with depth. 2538 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:23,580 It's Casemiro, the holding midfielder, who's coming off. 2539 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:27,680 And it's the attacker of Rodrigo, the young fella coming on. 2540 01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:31,000 Zidane here is pissing out his last chips. 2541 01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:33,560 He's shouting on the sideline, chewing gum. 2542 01:36:33,980 --> 01:36:38,680 Not as animated as Tommy Tuchel, who's pacing up and down the place, 2543 01:36:38,740 --> 01:36:39,820 even though his team are winning. 2544 01:36:40,360 --> 01:36:44,300 And apparently there's a market for that on Billy Bet, or so I hear. 2545 01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:46,260 Billy Bet 247. 2546 01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,340 Win, lose, or draw. 2547 01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:50,220 You'll always have an experience and a story to tell. 2548 01:36:50,740 --> 01:36:52,400 Yo, what up, showboy SnakeFist. 2549 01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:55,580 Back again with another Billy Bet 247 spread bet scenario. 2550 01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,400 Okay, Tommy Tuchel, that guy takes a lot of steps. 2551 01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,700 Billy Bet 247. 2552 01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:03,880 It's the only betting app that'll let you bet on the amount of steps a manager takes on the sideline. 2553 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:11,700 I bet he takes 100 in the first half on 175, 75-89 in the second half. 2554 01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,540 I haven't decided on that step count for the second half. 2555 01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:15,820 You want in on this? 2556 01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:17,200 Billy Bet 247. 2557 01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:18,120 You need an account? 2558 01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,300 Hook up with Padre. 2559 01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:22,560 There you have it. 2560 01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:22,580 There you have it. 2561 01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:22,580 There you have it. 2562 01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:23,420 It seems legit. 2563 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,180 Again, Billy Bet with the markets. 2564 01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:29,340 The other bettors don't dare give. 2565 01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:30,780 So that's the app. 2566 01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,700 And now Chelsea coming at them. 2567 01:37:32,980 --> 01:37:33,580 Harsh style. 2568 01:37:34,340 --> 01:37:35,760 Down that right flank catcher. 2569 01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:36,680 It's Pulisic. 2570 01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:37,480 He's got the ball. 2571 01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:38,420 Does a little jig. 2572 01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:39,300 Dances around. 2573 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,980 He goes down looking for a pen. 2574 01:37:41,300 --> 01:37:42,180 Doesn't work out for him. 2575 01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,320 Bad style. 2576 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:46,480 Pulisic. 2577 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:52,000 What a creepy little maneuver that was to try and creep a penalty out of that. 2578 01:37:52,420 --> 01:37:53,640 It was a waste of time. 2579 01:37:54,540 --> 01:37:58,820 And they'd want to watch out because Real Madrid are going to be going for glory here right now. 2580 01:38:00,060 --> 01:38:01,580 Billy Bet 247. 2581 01:38:01,780 --> 01:38:02,700 Win, lose, or draw. 2582 01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:04,300 You'll always have an experience. 2583 01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:06,780 Sorry about that. 2584 01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,040 Billy Bet 247. 2585 01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,780 Always have an experience. 2586 01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:11,500 When the fun stops, remember. 2587 01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:12,680 Start up again. 2588 01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:13,420 Start the motor. 2589 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:14,740 Get fire up the app again. 2590 01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,920 Can we get a G-Builder 9,000? 2591 01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:18,920 Ship to LA for the cannabis crops. 2592 01:38:19,140 --> 01:38:19,820 Says Feckin' Ars. 2593 01:38:20,620 --> 01:38:24,340 Well, it's not the kind of silage we do be cutting or what it's used for. 2594 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:29,280 But I mean, I suppose with the legalization going on over in the States. 2595 01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:32,840 Maybe you actually have fields and fields of the stuff now. 2596 01:38:33,060 --> 01:38:37,040 So much so that you actually need a full, dedicated bailing machine. 2597 01:38:37,900 --> 01:38:39,660 To be able to cut that silage. 2598 01:38:40,660 --> 01:38:42,320 Can you imagine the silage pit? 2599 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,480 Of all that stuff out in California. 2600 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:47,040 Incredible. 2601 01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:48,340 Absolutely incredible. 2602 01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:51,400 How do they get any work done? 2603 01:38:51,900 --> 01:38:52,940 You know, that's what I think. 2604 01:38:52,940 --> 01:39:01,740 And there's a lot of consternation in the news there yesterday at the College of Psychiatric Surgeons or Psychiatric Professionals or something. 2605 01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:05,120 Saying that it's a grave danger to mental health. 2606 01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:11,140 And, you know, if it gets to a scenario where, you know, you're overdoing it. 2607 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:11,900 It's like anything. 2608 01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:13,900 It is a fucking danger to mental health. 2609 01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:19,860 But then you've got a lot of people saying, because it's a black market scenario, that you've only got strong stuff going. 2610 01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:22,360 But I mean, is that a good argument, really? 2611 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,540 I mean, you'd probably just dose less, would you? 2612 01:39:25,580 --> 01:39:27,660 It's not like you're going to just keep drinking fucking whiskey. 2613 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:31,260 If you get black market drink, you could just dose. 2614 01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:32,200 Benzema, no. 2615 01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:33,420 Benzema on the ball. 2616 01:39:33,780 --> 01:39:34,180 Benzema. 2617 01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:36,560 Trying to take on a man, but he's tired legs. 2618 01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:37,760 He needs support. 2619 01:39:38,260 --> 01:39:42,560 And Rodrigo would have been better in that scenario to carry that forward, I believe. 2620 01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:45,580 But Real Madrid still getting bodies forward, men forward. 2621 01:39:45,780 --> 01:39:47,940 And they're looking for blood here. 2622 01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:50,040 They can smell a goal. 2623 01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:51,680 Spiders. 2624 01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:54,160 Thank you very much for the tip. 2625 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:54,840 And Tommy. 2626 01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:55,980 Tommy's massive. 2627 01:39:56,300 --> 01:39:56,980 Thank you very much. 2628 01:39:57,020 --> 01:39:57,780 Lots of love, boys. 2629 01:39:57,860 --> 01:39:59,400 Would you give, would you give you more? 2630 01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:02,020 Sorry, would give you more if I had it. 2631 01:40:02,020 --> 01:40:05,880 But I just emptied the account on a safe, legit, legal betting app. 2632 01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:07,140 Johnny Taco. 2633 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,120 Thank you very much. 2634 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,820 138 steps in the second half is what he bet on that app. 2635 01:40:11,980 --> 01:40:12,900 Make sure you check it out. 2636 01:40:13,220 --> 01:40:19,180 And if you can't set up an account, if you're over in the States, remember Padre is the man to get onto. 2637 01:40:19,300 --> 01:40:21,780 We'll have his details up here again at the moment. 2638 01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:22,980 But it's 79 minutes. 2639 01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:24,640 We're getting close to the end here. 2640 01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:26,440 Zidane's sweating bullets. 2641 01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:29,660 And these guys are on the attack again. 2642 01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:33,760 Real Madrid in their uncharacteristic black socks. 2643 01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,420 Luka Modric on the ball here. 2644 01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:38,280 He's a great little man on the ball. 2645 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:40,760 He's outside of the foot pass into the center. 2646 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,760 It's not working out for them, though. 2647 01:40:42,780 --> 01:40:44,300 It's cut out by Chelsea. 2648 01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:45,760 Now they're on the break again. 2649 01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:46,940 Havertz. 2650 01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,700 Down the left-hand flank catcher. 2651 01:40:48,860 --> 01:40:49,540 He's on his own. 2652 01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:51,900 Holds a play well and beats a couple of men. 2653 01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:52,800 Can he go it? 2654 01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:53,260 Alone. 2655 01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:54,760 Leads it out to N'Golo Kante. 2656 01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,480 N'Golo Kante just outside the box. 2657 01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:59,820 Leads it off to Pulisic, who lets off a rattlesnake. 2658 01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,960 And it goes wide. 2659 01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,680 Thanks very much for the tip there, spiders. 2660 01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:06,860 Tommy's massive schluck. 2661 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,480 Thank you very much, tiny grape. 2662 01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:09,860 I hope you're doing well. 2663 01:41:09,980 --> 01:41:12,700 Agus Zizu and feckin' arse. 2664 01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:13,480 I hope you're doing well. 2665 01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:14,900 I love winning. 2666 01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,400 I'm mad about winning. 2667 01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:18,280 I've been a winner three times. 2668 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:23,300 But the one will last forever because real are in a worrying decline, says Zizu, 2669 01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:25,480 who's tipped from the sidelines there. 2670 01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:31,560 Lost interest in the game and started watching a stream of his own team playing in the semi-final 2671 01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,280 second leg. 2672 01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,560 A stream by two fellas on YouTube. 2673 01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:37,840 That's how entertaining this is. 2674 01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:41,560 And what a crazy scenario this is now. 2675 01:41:41,780 --> 01:41:46,980 As Pulisic carries the ball into the right, down the left, up to the middle. 2676 01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:50,160 Pulisic, a little bit off the pace. 2677 01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:53,040 Not looking as feisty as he did in the first match. 2678 01:41:53,180 --> 01:41:54,880 Which is maybe why he didn't start. 2679 01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:59,100 Eden Hazard gets fuckin' bounded down onto the ground. 2680 01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:00,880 And now it's a free kick. 2681 01:42:01,220 --> 01:42:04,140 Real Madrid are looking like they're panicked. 2682 01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,540 They can see that they're about to go out here. 2683 01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,320 And they're looking really panicked. 2684 01:42:08,660 --> 01:42:09,020 Modric. 2685 01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:10,100 Modric. 2686 01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:11,140 Modric. 2687 01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:14,040 Lays it out to the right-hand flank catcher. 2688 01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:15,620 Where's the Rodrigo book? 2689 01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:17,940 We've seen feck all of him since he came on. 2690 01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:19,220 Barry Schranker. 2691 01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:22,420 Thanks very much for the tip. 2692 01:42:23,020 --> 01:42:24,460 And no furries in this stream. 2693 01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,260 There's going to be no furries whatsoever. 2694 01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:28,380 That's a given. 2695 01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:29,280 Yep. 2696 01:42:29,780 --> 01:42:30,580 Pure Billy Beth. 2697 01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:31,240 Pure soccer. 2698 01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:32,860 No furries. 2699 01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:39,180 We don't actually condone furry behaviour or any of those mad furry books that want to live life as an animal. 2700 01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:43,080 To the point where I think someone actually cut off his own hands. 2701 01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:46,020 So that he would have stumps. 2702 01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:50,000 I don't know if that's truth. 2703 01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:51,820 But it was. 2704 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:53,340 It was on the internet. 2705 01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:55,280 I don't know what to believe when you see the internet. 2706 01:42:55,860 --> 01:42:57,900 But apparently he lied to the cops. 2707 01:42:58,420 --> 01:43:00,240 Saying that he had an accident. 2708 01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:04,540 When really he had fucking froze his own hands off of liquid nitrogen. 2709 01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:06,960 T2000 style. 2710 01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:12,460 And now he just has stumps so they could become a full-time pup. 2711 01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:13,480 A mad pup. 2712 01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:17,480 That's not a reference to the son of Ultrasburg. 2713 01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:18,900 Ultra Loyalist Johnny Adair. 2714 01:43:19,380 --> 01:43:21,140 This is a different kind of mad pup. 2715 01:43:21,260 --> 01:43:23,640 A man with severe problems. 2716 01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:24,020 Both. 2717 01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:25,060 Well. 2718 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:26,560 Physical problems. 2719 01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,800 After he cut his hands off. 2720 01:43:27,860 --> 01:43:31,460 And who knows what kind of other problems would manifest later down the line. 2721 01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:34,000 When maybe you grow up and just realise. 2722 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,260 That that wasn't the right move. 2723 01:43:36,440 --> 01:43:37,840 Cutting off my hands. 2724 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:38,880 It was a bad move. 2725 01:43:38,980 --> 01:43:39,640 It was a mistake. 2726 01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:43,480 I can only imagine that that would happen somewhere down the line. 2727 01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:44,700 Furthermore. 2728 01:43:45,380 --> 01:43:46,860 How do you not die? 2729 01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:47,500 Because like. 2730 01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:49,380 Isn't it if your wrists. 2731 01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:50,180 You know. 2732 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:50,820 It's an artery. 2733 01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,360 Or it's one of those vessels that would pump out blood. 2734 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:56,040 How is he still alive this fella? 2735 01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:57,760 Well again Tom. 2736 01:43:57,940 --> 01:44:00,680 It's still not 110% corroborated. 2737 01:44:00,820 --> 01:44:02,300 This is something we've seen on the internet. 2738 01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:06,100 Maybe it was just a vicious made up rumour. 2739 01:44:06,300 --> 01:44:09,700 To slander and disparage the furry community. 2740 01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:12,500 But I've heard a lot of bad stuff about them. 2741 01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:13,400 Here come Real Madrid. 2742 01:44:13,740 --> 01:44:15,160 They're looking dangerous now. 2743 01:44:15,260 --> 01:44:16,420 And it's picking up pace. 2744 01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:19,260 They've only got 8 minutes left of regulation time. 2745 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,340 So I'm laughing because it's such a shit ball from Nacho. 2746 01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,240 A blank ball from Nacho. 2747 01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:28,600 Yeah Nacho had the ball just outside the box. 2748 01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:32,200 He had a lot of time to pick out a pass and a cross. 2749 01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:34,720 And he just puts it into the nowhere zone. 2750 01:44:35,460 --> 01:44:38,140 And just indicative of the frustrations. 2751 01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:39,980 Which are being felt by Real Madrid. 2752 01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,380 So much so they can't play proper ball. 2753 01:44:42,540 --> 01:44:43,520 In the boom times. 2754 01:44:44,100 --> 01:44:45,320 Thanks very much for the tip. 2755 01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:47,180 In the boom times 10 euro tip. 2756 01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:48,060 Thank you very much. 2757 01:44:48,780 --> 01:44:50,440 Thanks very much boom times. 2758 01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:53,620 Very very very very nice of you and kind. 2759 01:44:53,740 --> 01:44:54,520 What's he say Tom? 2760 01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:56,440 Nothing. 2761 01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:59,780 He's just tipped and said there's no comment or anything. 2762 01:45:00,440 --> 01:45:02,200 Just kindness. 2763 01:45:02,700 --> 01:45:04,500 Just throwing the kindness out like. 2764 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,060 Crazy crazy bit of business. 2765 01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:07,960 Angolo Kante. 2766 01:45:08,220 --> 01:45:10,300 Time for a bit of crazy Kante business. 2767 01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:11,340 Kani Kante. 2768 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,260 To Pulisic. 2769 01:45:12,460 --> 01:45:13,420 Doing his little dance. 2770 01:45:13,740 --> 01:45:14,500 He gives it into the middle. 2771 01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,200 It's a goal for Chelsea. 2772 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,580 And Mason Mount. 2773 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,240 The goal created by Pulisic. 2774 01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:26,120 Who did his little feisty jig at the side of the side hatch. 2775 01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:27,460 Puts it into the middle. 2776 01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:36,040 And that surely sends Tommy Tuchel's Chelsea hurtling headlong into the Champions League final. 2777 01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:41,880 And the dejection begins for Real Madrid who begin to hang their heads in shame. 2778 01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:46,740 They haven't shown up tonight at all Tom. 2779 01:45:46,740 --> 01:45:47,140 Have they? 2780 01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:48,840 They haven't. 2781 01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:51,160 It looks like they're tired. 2782 01:45:51,480 --> 01:45:52,180 They look tired. 2783 01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:56,380 They look like they didn't have the spirit in them. 2784 01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:58,260 And this Chelsea side. 2785 01:45:58,260 --> 01:46:04,300 Which has really transformed over the past four or five months under Tommy Tuchel. 2786 01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:09,700 Just seemed like easy play school kind of stuff for them to be honest. 2787 01:46:10,260 --> 01:46:13,260 Angolo Kante picking up a bad ball outside the area. 2788 01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:14,280 Pulisic. 2789 01:46:14,540 --> 01:46:17,980 When he's six yards from goal and he's dancing around. 2790 01:46:18,380 --> 01:46:19,500 You don't want to take him on. 2791 01:46:19,780 --> 01:46:20,340 They didn't. 2792 01:46:20,780 --> 01:46:24,000 He managed to find Timo Werner or Mason Mount. 2793 01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:24,760 I beg your pardon. 2794 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:25,520 In the middle. 2795 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,880 In the middle of the six yard box. 2796 01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:29,480 Who just blashed it into the back of the goal. 2797 01:46:30,060 --> 01:46:32,800 And Tommy Tuchel is aiming for that. 2798 01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:37,020 I'd say well over 180 steps in this second half. 2799 01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:43,140 So I hope that your man Snakefist's bet isn't out the window. 2800 01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:44,680 Luka Modric. 2801 01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:46,380 Poor fella. 2802 01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:47,960 Head in his hands. 2803 01:46:48,920 --> 01:46:49,940 And Sergio Ramos. 2804 01:46:50,260 --> 01:46:50,760 They shouldn't. 2805 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:54,080 Should have probably just stayed in the stands to be honest. 2806 01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:58,940 He had more of an effect bellowing from the stands in the last game than he did on the pitch in this game. 2807 01:46:59,120 --> 01:46:59,200 So. 2808 01:46:59,780 --> 01:47:01,660 Crazy bit of business altogether Francis. 2809 01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,440 It's a crazy bit of business altogether. 2810 01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:14,520 Real Madrid are looking under the weather. 2811 01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:19,500 And it's in the din's of Dan again and again. 2812 01:47:19,740 --> 01:47:21,860 On the side of that touchline. 2813 01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:23,920 He should have got that early bird. 2814 01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:24,760 Early bird. 2815 01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:25,700 Early bird. 2816 01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,600 Zinedine's van with the early worm. 2817 01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,420 Early worm. 2818 01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:30,300 Early worm. 2819 01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:33,440 2-0 to Chelsea in the semifinal. 2820 01:47:33,940 --> 01:47:34,200 Billy. 2821 01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:35,820 Bet gets willies. 2822 01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:36,200 Web. 2823 01:47:36,260 --> 01:47:37,280 Thanks for the tip. 2824 01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:39,560 Thanks for the tip. 2825 01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:41,480 Oh yeah. 2826 01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,540 87 minutes on the clock. 2827 01:47:44,540 --> 01:47:47,100 It's looking like it's a Chelsea victory here. 2828 01:47:47,780 --> 01:47:49,320 They've really done well. 2829 01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:51,100 Not just those. 2830 01:47:51,620 --> 01:47:53,760 They were opportunistic goals like. 2831 01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:54,020 You know. 2832 01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,040 They came out of nowhere. 2833 01:47:55,240 --> 01:47:57,940 They were kind of counter-attackish in their structure. 2834 01:47:58,840 --> 01:47:59,100 And. 2835 01:47:59,460 --> 01:47:59,920 Wow. 2836 01:48:00,860 --> 01:48:02,200 Unbelievable stuff altogether. 2837 01:48:03,020 --> 01:48:04,800 They've defended very well as well. 2838 01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:05,260 Because. 2839 01:48:05,260 --> 01:48:05,980 Real Madrid. 2840 01:48:06,140 --> 01:48:08,920 Failed to really have any meaningful attempts on goal. 2841 01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:10,280 Quick look at the stats here. 2842 01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,300 Rhys James is about to come on for. 2843 01:48:12,740 --> 01:48:13,560 For Chelsea. 2844 01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:14,700 Just to shore up the. 2845 01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:15,320 The defense. 2846 01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:16,440 Yeah. 2847 01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:19,240 Crazy bit of business altogether. 2848 01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:22,100 Real Madrid with the lion's share of the possession in the match. 2849 01:48:22,900 --> 01:48:26,780 They've only managed seven attempts on goal compared to the 14 of Chelsea. 2850 01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:28,000 And. 2851 01:48:29,820 --> 01:48:30,300 It's. 2852 01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:30,980 It's Chelsea. 2853 01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:32,380 Chelsea all the way here. 2854 01:48:32,860 --> 01:48:33,860 At Stamford Bridge. 2855 01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:36,400 Timo Werner and Mason Mount making the difference. 2856 01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:38,620 It's not just Rhys James who's coming on here. 2857 01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:41,360 Mason Mount is coming off. 2858 01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:42,420 The goal scorer. 2859 01:48:43,220 --> 01:48:44,600 And it's Hakim Ziyech. 2860 01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:46,080 Who's coming on. 2861 01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:47,480 And Rhys James is coming on. 2862 01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:47,900 As. 2863 01:48:48,460 --> 01:48:48,820 Will. 2864 01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:50,980 For Timo Werner. 2865 01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:52,980 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2866 01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:53,820 Clan McCart. 2867 01:48:53,940 --> 01:48:55,040 I hope you're getting on well. 2868 01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:56,580 And there's another haiku here. 2869 01:48:56,900 --> 01:48:57,620 Lovely stuff. 2870 01:48:57,960 --> 01:48:58,980 Says thanks for the analysis. 2871 01:48:59,140 --> 01:48:59,940 Here's the other haiku. 2872 01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:01,420 I think I'm going to hand this over to. 2873 01:49:01,780 --> 01:49:02,720 Francis who's going to. 2874 01:49:03,860 --> 01:49:04,220 Hopefully. 2875 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:05,900 Would you be able to give us a bit of. 2876 01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:07,340 T-Pain-esque. 2877 01:49:08,540 --> 01:49:09,500 Lyricism to the haiku. 2878 01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:12,420 I'll give it a go. 2879 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,100 I'll give it a go. 2880 01:49:16,060 --> 01:49:17,180 Thanks as always. 2881 01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:17,940 For the analysis. 2882 01:49:18,300 --> 01:49:19,260 Here's another haiku. 2883 01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:20,500 From Clan McCart. 2884 01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:21,380 Clan McCart. 2885 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:22,340 Clan McCart. 2886 01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:24,780 Is that the haiku is it? 2887 01:49:25,780 --> 01:49:26,280 Nope. 2888 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:26,980 Here it is. 2889 01:49:27,940 --> 01:49:28,700 Here it is. 2890 01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:29,680 Get ready for it. 2891 01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:30,240 To drop. 2892 01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:45,320 Here it is. 2893 01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:58,120 Here it is. 2894 01:49:58,120 --> 01:49:59,120 He gives it back to. 2895 01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,220 but as he gives it back to Kante 2896 01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:03,800 a Real Madrid player Valverde 2897 01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,460 comes steam ploughing into him 2898 01:50:05,460 --> 01:50:06,800 and he's brought him down 2899 01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,520 down like a clone 2900 01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:11,120 great player 2901 01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:13,080 great little player altogether Pulisic 2902 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,580 and it was Valverde who did that 2903 01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:16,580 little badge up there 2904 01:50:16,580 --> 01:50:18,260 Darrell O'Connor loves a slug 2905 01:50:18,260 --> 01:50:18,960 thank you very much 2906 01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,320 get an Ireland PES tournament going again boys 2907 01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:22,840 we'd love to 2908 01:50:22,840 --> 01:50:23,960 we really would love to 2909 01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:25,420 but it just feels like 2910 01:50:25,420 --> 01:50:26,720 before last year 2911 01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:28,940 when we were still in 2912 01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:30,580 contention 2913 01:50:30,580 --> 01:50:32,740 to qualify for the Euros 2914 01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:33,480 and stuff like that 2915 01:50:33,480 --> 01:50:34,800 it still felt like there was a bit of 2916 01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:36,400 umpapa behind it all 2917 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,740 but I suppose maybe 2918 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:39,260 we could get one going 2919 01:50:39,260 --> 01:50:40,560 as a kind of 2920 01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:43,220 a surrogate Euro tournament 2921 01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:44,820 what could have been 2922 01:50:44,820 --> 01:50:45,660 what would have been 2923 01:50:45,660 --> 01:50:46,780 and what should have been 2924 01:50:46,780 --> 01:50:48,220 that'll be the order of the day 2925 01:50:48,220 --> 01:50:48,980 will it not Francis? 2926 01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:00,480 home for the boys 2927 01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:03,820 the boys are gonna be happy 2928 01:51:03,820 --> 01:51:04,560 when we 2929 01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:05,600 score the goal 2930 01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:06,480 score the goal 2931 01:51:06,480 --> 01:51:07,600 score the goal 2932 01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:11,180 county cowl loom boys 2933 01:51:11,180 --> 01:51:12,120 thank you very much 2934 01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:13,780 zezo should sign on 2935 01:51:13,780 --> 01:51:15,460 with billy bett as a spokesman 2936 01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:16,320 after this performance 2937 01:51:16,320 --> 01:51:17,420 and give up the managing 2938 01:51:17,420 --> 01:51:18,640 not just our 2939 01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:19,860 not just your sentiments 2940 01:51:19,860 --> 01:51:20,720 but ours as well 2941 01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:22,100 uh thank you very much 2942 01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:23,020 in the boom times 2943 01:51:23,020 --> 01:51:24,740 for your very very kind hearted 2944 01:51:24,740 --> 01:51:25,840 generous tip 2945 01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:26,580 uh 2946 01:51:26,580 --> 01:51:27,040 willies 2947 01:51:27,040 --> 01:51:28,060 thank you very much 2948 01:51:28,060 --> 01:51:28,620 uh 2949 01:51:28,620 --> 01:51:29,320 Darrell O'Connor 2950 01:51:29,320 --> 01:51:29,980 thank you very much 2951 01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:30,740 you know me 2952 01:51:30,740 --> 01:51:32,280 thank you very much 2953 01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:32,700 it says 2954 01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:33,440 hike drop 2955 01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:34,280 uh 2956 01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:35,140 in a reference to 2957 01:51:35,140 --> 01:51:36,320 Francis's heiko there 2958 01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:36,860 the lyrics 2959 01:51:36,860 --> 01:51:38,360 provided by clan mccart 2960 01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:39,140 thank you very much 2961 01:51:39,140 --> 01:51:39,800 for the tip there 2962 01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:41,020 and uh 2963 01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:41,280 yep 2964 01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:42,040 we've got 2965 01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:43,980 three minutes of injury time 2966 01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:44,920 left to play 2967 01:51:44,920 --> 01:51:46,860 the Chelsea players 2968 01:51:46,860 --> 01:51:48,120 are already celebrating 2969 01:51:48,120 --> 01:51:48,900 in the stands 2970 01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:50,800 it's uh 2971 01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:51,560 it's good news 2972 01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:52,660 for the Chelsea fans 2973 01:51:52,660 --> 01:51:54,260 bad for real 2974 01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:56,540 we're still putting up 2975 01:51:56,540 --> 01:51:57,420 a bit of a fight here 2976 01:51:57,420 --> 01:51:58,540 sorry 2977 01:51:58,540 --> 01:51:59,580 bit of 2978 01:51:59,580 --> 01:52:00,640 bit of uh 2979 01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:01,280 bit of wind there 2980 01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,080 Francis can you take over 2981 01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:02,420 a moment 2982 01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:04,740 a little bit of wind 2983 01:52:04,740 --> 01:52:06,620 from Tommy Schlug there 2984 01:52:06,620 --> 01:52:08,400 hopefully it didn't gross 2985 01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:09,640 anyone out 2986 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,620 he's on the stout 2987 01:52:11,620 --> 01:52:12,920 which is why 2988 01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,580 he has to burp so free 2989 01:52:14,580 --> 01:52:16,120 you should have said 2990 01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:17,740 the ball just hit the referee's head 2991 01:52:17,740 --> 01:52:19,960 the ball just hit the referee 2992 01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:21,100 on the head 2993 01:52:21,100 --> 01:52:22,760 it was very funny 2994 01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:25,020 I hope someone got a clip of that 2995 01:52:25,020 --> 01:52:25,960 so we can see it 2996 01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,480 after the match 2997 01:52:27,480 --> 01:52:31,280 it was the most entertaining bit of football 2998 01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:33,120 I've seen in the 90 minutes 2999 01:52:33,120 --> 01:52:35,540 the ball hitting the referee's head 3000 01:52:35,540 --> 01:52:36,460 ref's head 3001 01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:37,340 ref's head 3002 01:52:37,340 --> 01:52:38,280 ref's head 3003 01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,140 size 5 leather ball 3004 01:52:40,140 --> 01:52:41,320 on the referee's head 3005 01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:42,160 referee's head 3006 01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:43,080 referee's head 3007 01:52:43,080 --> 01:52:46,140 and here comes 3008 01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:46,880 Chelsea 3009 01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:47,660 breaking 3010 01:52:47,660 --> 01:52:48,820 down the 3011 01:52:48,820 --> 01:52:49,700 left hand side 3012 01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:50,560 of the flank hatcher 3013 01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:52,280 they've got fellas in the box 3014 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:53,280 they're looking for men 3015 01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:54,920 Real caught off guard 3016 01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:56,240 24 is it 3017 01:52:56,240 --> 01:52:56,820 Rhys James 3018 01:52:56,820 --> 01:53:00,600 taken down 3019 01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:01,280 the referee says 3020 01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:01,840 play on 3021 01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,960 Real Madrid 3022 01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:06,360 all over the fucking show hall 3023 01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:07,580 they're fucked 3024 01:53:07,580 --> 01:53:09,400 there could be another one here 3025 01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,220 another one bites the dush maybe 3026 01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:12,640 ball goes out to the left 3027 01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:17,940 they're wasting time down the corner flag now Chelsea 3028 01:53:17,940 --> 01:53:20,080 regulation stuff you know 3029 01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:22,700 one minute left of injury time 3030 01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:25,120 it's gonzo for the boys in white 3031 01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:26,080 the boys from Madrid 3032 01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:28,840 Chelsea are gonna take the pace with another 3033 01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,020 another two subs 3034 01:53:30,020 --> 01:53:32,220 how many subs do you get in this competition 3035 01:53:32,220 --> 01:53:32,860 for god's sake 3036 01:53:32,860 --> 01:53:33,800 they've already had a few 3037 01:53:33,800 --> 01:53:35,360 let's have a little look here 3038 01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:37,420 they've brought on three 3039 01:53:37,420 --> 01:53:39,460 can you have five subs in the 3040 01:53:39,460 --> 01:53:39,820 in the 3041 01:53:39,820 --> 01:53:42,200 oh long range shot from Rhys James 3042 01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,000 I think it was there 3043 01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:44,140 went by the 3044 01:53:44,140 --> 01:53:45,320 the left hand side of the post 3045 01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:46,640 they're gonna bring on 3046 01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:47,980 the Frenchman 3047 01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:50,980 who is a goal getter himself 3048 01:53:50,980 --> 01:53:52,000 Olivier Giroud 3049 01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:53,740 and another fella as well 3050 01:53:53,740 --> 01:53:54,740 I'm not sure who he is 3051 01:53:54,740 --> 01:53:55,620 but he's coming on 3052 01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:56,340 it's 3053 01:53:56,340 --> 01:53:57,260 Havertz 3054 01:53:57,260 --> 01:53:58,260 is going off 3055 01:53:58,260 --> 01:54:00,300 played well Havertz 3056 01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:02,800 had a couple of shots on goal 3057 01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:04,280 didn't score but 3058 01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:05,660 he's done okay 3059 01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:06,320 Kai Havertz 3060 01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:07,520 not a bad game for him 3061 01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:08,720 and 3062 01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:11,240 Olivier Giroud's gonna come on now 3063 01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:13,260 bit of a piss take substitution 3064 01:54:13,260 --> 01:54:16,380 with only 30 seconds left of injury time on the clock 3065 01:54:16,380 --> 01:54:17,900 Tommy Tuchel 3066 01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,180 wiping the nose 3067 01:54:19,180 --> 01:54:20,480 Gareth Marenghi 3068 01:54:20,480 --> 01:54:21,840 thank you very much for the tip 3069 01:54:21,840 --> 01:54:23,020 N. Goli 3070 01:54:23,020 --> 01:54:26,120 thank you very much for your kind hearted tip as well 3071 01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:27,860 and Paul Black 3072 01:54:27,860 --> 01:54:31,680 I just lost my Billy Bout accumulator on Thiago Silver 3073 01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:35,960 sliding into five Heineken advertising boards 3074 01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:38,600 gamble responsibly he says 3075 01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,340 with 3076 01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:43,300 with 85% of your wage 3077 01:54:43,300 --> 01:54:46,240 hopefully everything's okay Paul Black 3078 01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:46,820 and remember 3079 01:54:46,820 --> 01:54:48,420 don't cherish the losses 3080 01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:50,260 and when the fun stops stop 3081 01:54:50,260 --> 01:54:52,740 but the app is always there as well 3082 01:54:52,740 --> 01:54:54,080 if you want to start again 3083 01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:54,600 Billy Bout 3084 01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,520 feckin' arse 3085 01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:57,000 thank you very much for the tip 3086 01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:58,440 hope you're getting on well 3087 01:54:58,440 --> 01:54:59,440 Francis 3088 01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:01,280 I'll hand it over to you 3089 01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:01,520 because 3090 01:55:01,520 --> 01:55:02,260 it's nearly 3091 01:55:02,260 --> 01:55:03,340 it's nearly home time 3092 01:55:03,340 --> 01:55:07,520 it's nearly home time on the pitch 3093 01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:09,860 and here comes Chelsea 3094 01:55:09,860 --> 01:55:10,620 is it a penalty 3095 01:55:10,620 --> 01:55:11,420 brought down 3096 01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:12,960 referee says play on 3097 01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:14,700 referee looks at the watch 3098 01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:15,600 come on 3099 01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:16,940 time's over lads 3100 01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:18,260 and that's it 3101 01:55:18,260 --> 01:55:19,420 that's it 3102 01:55:19,420 --> 01:55:21,700 the referee blows 3103 01:55:21,700 --> 01:55:26,120 on that magical pipe of peace 3104 01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:27,820 Thiago Silver 3105 01:55:27,820 --> 01:55:30,860 just fuckin' sinks to his knees 3106 01:55:30,860 --> 01:55:32,240 and praises God 3107 01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:33,120 praises God 3108 01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:34,140 praises God 3109 01:55:34,140 --> 01:55:36,580 praises God in the heaven 3110 01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:36,860 yeah 3111 01:55:36,860 --> 01:55:37,720 heaven yeah 3112 01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:38,700 heaven yeah 3113 01:55:38,700 --> 01:55:40,160 Sondra Joy 3114 01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:41,560 thank you for the tip 3115 01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:44,000 rejoice to the Sondra in the sky 3116 01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,900 a great big rejoice 3117 01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:52,700 thank you very much there 3118 01:55:52,700 --> 01:55:53,860 Sondra Joy 3119 01:55:53,860 --> 01:55:55,320 feckin' arse 3120 01:55:55,320 --> 01:55:56,420 Garth Marenghi 3121 01:55:56,420 --> 01:55:58,020 and Goliay Paul Black 3122 01:55:58,020 --> 01:55:59,440 County Cowlum boys 3123 01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:01,340 Roma Joyce 3124 01:56:01,340 --> 01:56:01,980 as well says 3125 01:56:01,980 --> 01:56:03,260 Schlug any chance 3126 01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:05,000 you'd sing the bendy bus for us 3127 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:06,580 can't figure out the third line 3128 01:56:06,580 --> 01:56:07,480 love you Schlugin' 3129 01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:11,080 I don't have the bloody lyrics 3130 01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:11,860 I can't remember 3131 01:56:11,860 --> 01:56:13,200 but that's Chelsea 3132 01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:14,260 that's Chelsea 3133 01:56:14,260 --> 01:56:16,520 through to the European Cup final 3134 01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:18,380 Manchester City and Chelsea 3135 01:56:18,380 --> 01:56:19,860 in the European Cup final 3136 01:56:19,860 --> 01:56:21,740 in a few weeks 3137 01:56:21,740 --> 01:56:22,660 wow 3138 01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:24,400 what an absolute turn up 3139 01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:25,460 for the books that is 3140 01:56:25,460 --> 01:56:27,560 hopefully everybody had a good time 3141 01:56:27,560 --> 01:56:28,960 and didn't lose that much money 3142 01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:29,620 on the billy bets 3143 01:56:29,620 --> 01:56:30,140 if you did 3144 01:56:30,140 --> 01:56:31,560 bet on billy bet 3145 01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:32,800 hopefully it came through for you 3146 01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:34,440 not like that fella there 3147 01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:35,820 who lashed a lot of money 3148 01:56:35,820 --> 01:56:36,460 it seems 3149 01:56:36,460 --> 01:56:37,740 85% 3150 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,100 of the wage 3151 01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:39,660 but fuck it 3152 01:56:39,660 --> 01:56:40,000 look 3153 01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:41,580 tomorrow's another week 3154 01:56:41,580 --> 01:56:42,500 that's what you 3155 01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:43,640 tomorrow's another day 3156 01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:48,920 Champions League final 3157 01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:49,420 Man City 3158 01:56:49,420 --> 01:56:50,360 versus Chelsea 3159 01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:52,140 be here or be square 3160 01:56:52,140 --> 01:56:53,280 we're gonna be covering that 3161 01:56:53,280 --> 01:56:54,820 29th of May 3162 01:56:54,820 --> 01:56:57,060 we're gonna have to have a few 3163 01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:59,020 special things lined up for that 3164 01:56:59,020 --> 01:56:59,380 Francis 3165 01:56:59,380 --> 01:57:00,140 what do you think? 3166 01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:02,020 yeah 3167 01:57:02,020 --> 01:57:04,240 unbelievable stuff Tom 3168 01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:07,540 oh I can't believe it 3169 01:57:07,540 --> 01:57:09,440 I am over the moon 3170 01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:11,280 for us 3171 01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:13,260 hopefully I'll be out of prison 3172 01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,920 by the 29th of May 3173 01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:17,100 it will be a sad 3174 01:57:17,100 --> 01:57:18,180 state of affairs 3175 01:57:18,180 --> 01:57:19,640 if I'm still locked up 3176 01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:20,980 and have to do the fucking stream 3177 01:57:20,980 --> 01:57:21,380 from here 3178 01:57:21,380 --> 01:57:22,660 but that's just the way it goes 3179 01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:23,080 I'm afraid 3180 01:57:23,080 --> 01:57:24,880 when you're living in prison 3181 01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:27,320 big shout out to everybody 3182 01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:29,480 who turned up today 3183 01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:31,400 and supported the stream 3184 01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:32,540 watch the stream 3185 01:57:32,540 --> 01:57:33,480 watch the stream 3186 01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:33,920 Tommy 3187 01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:34,820 can you hear me 3188 01:57:34,820 --> 01:57:35,460 thank you very much 3189 01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:35,940 for the tip 3190 01:57:35,940 --> 01:57:38,000 and Eden Hazard as well 3191 01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:38,700 thank you very much 3192 01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:39,100 for the tip 3193 01:57:39,100 --> 01:57:42,560 there's a match tomorrow 3194 01:57:42,560 --> 01:57:44,340 Manchester United 3195 01:57:44,340 --> 01:57:45,260 and Roma 3196 01:57:45,260 --> 01:57:46,620 second leg 3197 01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:47,600 but it's 3198 01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:50,140 is there any point in it? 3199 01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:51,140 maybe 3200 01:57:51,140 --> 01:57:52,760 maybe a different kind of stream 3201 01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,800 not a football stream 3202 01:57:53,800 --> 01:57:54,860 football stream 3203 01:57:54,860 --> 01:57:55,800 football stream 3204 01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:56,640 football stream 3205 01:57:56,640 --> 01:57:57,300 maybe not 3206 01:57:57,300 --> 01:57:58,180 is Resident Evil 3207 01:57:58,180 --> 01:57:58,920 out yet? 3208 01:57:59,040 --> 01:57:59,260 is it? 3209 01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:00,360 can anybody in the chat 3210 01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:01,380 answer me if 3211 01:58:01,380 --> 01:58:02,640 Resident Evil is out? 3212 01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:03,540 if it is 3213 01:58:03,540 --> 01:58:04,920 we might try and get that going 3214 01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:05,800 if not 3215 01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:06,600 we'll have to figure 3216 01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:07,660 something else out Tom 3217 01:58:07,660 --> 01:58:08,460 what are your plans? 3218 01:58:09,380 --> 01:58:09,960 not sure 3219 01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:11,140 not sure 3220 01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:12,020 I might be available 3221 01:58:12,020 --> 01:58:13,080 to do a stream tomorrow 3222 01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,400 if not 3223 01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,800 Arsenal are on tomorrow 3224 01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:16,800 someone says pineapple 3225 01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:17,080 yeah 3226 01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,660 I just feel as though 3227 01:58:19,660 --> 01:58:20,360 it's not going to be 3228 01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:21,040 a great game 3229 01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:23,340 I feel as though 3230 01:58:23,340 --> 01:58:24,020 Arsenal 3231 01:58:24,020 --> 01:58:26,460 I don't know 3232 01:58:26,460 --> 01:58:28,600 haven't had any fun 3233 01:58:28,600 --> 01:58:29,260 watching Arsenal 3234 01:58:29,260 --> 01:58:30,520 this season at all 3235 01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:34,200 and as for Roma 3236 01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:36,960 not a hopa 3237 01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:38,120 for Roma 3238 01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:38,840 tomorrow 3239 01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:40,620 Roma Joyce says 3240 01:58:40,620 --> 01:58:41,280 no one told me 3241 01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:41,740 I was playing 3242 01:58:41,740 --> 01:58:42,500 Man U tomorrow 3243 01:58:42,500 --> 01:58:43,000 slugging 3244 01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:43,960 well 3245 01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:44,940 you are 3246 01:58:44,940 --> 01:58:46,140 you best get on the flight 3247 01:58:46,140 --> 01:58:46,780 over to Italy 3248 01:58:46,780 --> 01:58:47,340 if you can 3249 01:58:47,340 --> 01:58:48,160 make sure you get that 3250 01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:49,080 PCR test 3251 01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:50,120 otherwise they won't 3252 01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:50,620 let you on the 3253 01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:51,280 fucking plane 3254 01:58:51,280 --> 01:58:53,560 get Konzo on for 3255 01:58:53,560 --> 01:58:54,100 drive time 3256 01:58:54,100 --> 01:58:54,880 says Jamie Joseph 3257 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:56,040 he's a long time 3258 01:58:56,040 --> 01:58:56,620 out the mix 3259 01:58:56,620 --> 01:58:58,020 I don't have his 3260 01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,020 contact details 3261 01:58:59,020 --> 01:59:01,120 but we can 3262 01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:02,720 try and get 3263 01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:03,180 something out 3264 01:59:03,180 --> 01:59:04,020 the Resident Evil 3265 01:59:04,020 --> 01:59:04,780 Village demo 3266 01:59:04,780 --> 01:59:05,220 was out 3267 01:59:05,220 --> 01:59:05,820 says Gridray 3268 01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:06,880 the demo 3269 01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:08,380 is not what I want 3270 01:59:08,380 --> 01:59:09,780 I'm afraid 3271 01:59:09,780 --> 01:59:11,680 ISS Pro 98 stream 3272 01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:12,380 clan 3273 01:59:12,380 --> 01:59:14,800 I wonder now 3274 01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,580 we'd have to get 3275 01:59:16,580 --> 01:59:17,640 an emulator going 3276 01:59:17,640 --> 01:59:18,220 for that 3277 01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:19,460 we'd have to get 3278 01:59:19,460 --> 01:59:20,360 an emulator going 3279 01:59:20,360 --> 01:59:21,100 for that 3280 01:59:21,100 --> 01:59:29,720 pro evil stream 3281 01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:31,840 I don't know if I 3282 01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:33,200 I can do it 3283 01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:34,140 I think it was out 3284 01:59:34,140 --> 01:59:35,300 on the SNES 3285 01:59:35,300 --> 01:59:36,720 we'd have to get it 3286 01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:38,300 going on the SNES 3287 01:59:38,300 --> 01:59:38,720 yeah 3288 01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:41,240 on the SNES 3289 01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:41,660 yeah 3290 01:59:41,660 --> 01:59:43,820 whatever happens 3291 01:59:43,820 --> 01:59:45,920 I want to say 3292 01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:48,320 stay tuned to the page 3293 01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:49,220 have a look 3294 01:59:49,220 --> 01:59:50,260 we'll be back 3295 01:59:50,260 --> 01:59:52,040 we'll be back 3296 01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:53,020 sack and crack 3297 01:59:53,020 --> 01:59:53,800 and tomorrow 3298 01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:54,340 yeah 3299 01:59:54,340 --> 01:59:55,800 thanks to everybody 3300 01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:57,240 out there 3301 01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:58,000 everyone 3302 01:59:58,000 --> 01:59:59,280 in the chat 3303 01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,060 everyone 3304 02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:01,380 putting tips 3305 02:00:01,380 --> 02:00:02,420 in the hat 3306 02:00:02,420 --> 02:00:03,480 we love it 3307 02:00:03,480 --> 02:00:05,080 we love to see it 3308 02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:07,100 we love you all 3309 02:00:07,100 --> 02:00:09,120 thanks for watching 3310 02:00:09,120 --> 02:00:10,000 the ball 3311 02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:10,800 with us 3312 02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:12,260 we had a ball 3313 02:00:12,260 --> 02:00:17,560 yes 3314 02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:20,020 let me echo 3315 02:00:20,020 --> 02:00:21,360 those sentiments 3316 02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:26,800 we love you all 3317 02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:29,660 we'll be back tomorrow 3318 02:00:29,660 --> 02:00:31,080 take it easy 3319 02:00:31,080 --> 02:00:32,040 good night 3320 02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:33,000 god bless 3321 02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:34,040 sleep well 3322 02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:34,980 make sure 3323 02:00:34,980 --> 02:00:36,140 the big bugs 3324 02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:37,500 don't bite you 3325 02:00:37,500 --> 02:00:39,240 on your hole 3326 02:00:39,240 --> 02:00:40,680 make sure you've 3327 02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:41,900 washed and steam 3328 02:00:41,900 --> 02:00:43,000 cleaned your sheets 3329 02:00:43,000 --> 02:00:43,800 tonight 3330 02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:46,000 best luck 3331 02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:47,740 or you'll get a fright. 3332 02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:52,660 Good night and God bless. 3333 02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,940 I really must confess 3334 02:00:56,940 --> 02:00:59,600 that I love this shit tonight. 3335 02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:01,520 Sorry about the language, lads. 3336 02:01:01,680 --> 02:01:02,560 Good night and God bless. 3337 02:01:03,220 --> 02:01:03,640 See ya. 3338 02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:05,060 See ya, lads. 3339 02:01:05,420 --> 02:01:05,740 Bye-bye. 3340 02:01:05,740 --> 02:01:35,740 Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet